Zac is pretty much doing my whole English project
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ You . Are . Coming . With . Me . Next . Weekend
I'm gonna shave one of Colby's legs in his sleep so he'll have to shave the other one . #BestGfEver
I'm so glad Andrea is dead .
I'm feelin ignorant tonight
No boy this Christmas = More money to myself
Whiskey bent & amp ; hell bound
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ tell me more !!
My life is weird
I feel like everyone wants the ravens to win #notcomplaining
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I'm esited
Locked my keys in the car . Then remembered the window is broken shit my pants for a second there .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ I hate you . Where are we going .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I'm doing my best to come tomorrow , I want to obviously I just need to convince laura eeeep do you have your license ?!
Power nap before my 7 hour study streak , since my mom won't due my hair tonight . Krissy mad .
Now I really get to have snuggle time .
Cannot wait till April
Talking my parents into going to see catching fire so I can go see it again .. for free #catchingfire
Oh my god ahahaha you're so gay . You don't go to church , you're the devil
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ five guys is soooo good right now
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ the iPhone 5S takes up to ten photos in 1 second while holding the photo button
HAHAHAAA YES !
Can't believe I've been up since 730 bc of _TWITTER-ENTITY_
How about I'm grown . And yes .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you're welcome for making that collage hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha . We're evil
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ is pissed at me because I screen-shotted a great great snapchat of her
Own that shit
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ yeah of course I don't think you're a sloth one bit
That terrible moment when everything sounds delicious #food
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ leg and booty day ! Hope you're ready got our workout plan all set up for today
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ karma is a bitch bitch thats what you get
Can't wait to get back to Deptford #letsgetit
I wanna go to the state penitentiary sooo bad
My grandma let my cat out AGAIN and when I got home she went right upstairs and hid from me . Hour later and I have my cat . Bath time now
I reaaaallllly hope pitta can play this weekend , I miss that man
He's so rude and always gets away with it #devil #tmlt
Love my biew biew _TWITTER-ENTITY_
Bought a new lanyard for my keys
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ isn't it backwards ?! hahaha I'll probably sit that one out !
Rather than napping before work , I face timed with _TWITTER-ENTITY_ for an hour , screen shotting each other during ugly moments
I have the best picture of ryan
So um yeah let's do some hoodrat shit tonight _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ haha I considered tweeting Rachel her snipe I have of her
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ and I are about to shock the world
Waking up before noon feels like \Joe , what are you doing with your day ? Just lay down and feel good . You have no responsibilities ""
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ We need to find more creative pyro techniques
To all the Jews out there : Chinese food _TWITTER-ENTITY_ my house on Christmas
I hate to say it but karma is a bitch .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you can't make me do it
Deep talk with my seeeeester last night so happy she's back
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ come to Knoxville and lll take you to a corn maze and a haired house !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ or you're gonna enjoy it all dayhehe I sure didI have the best dreams☺good luck cutiemore goodies await
I really love finding other people who can draw because I enjoy having competitions with them
I want to go ghost hunting that would be awesome .
If Matt turns the light out on me one more time while I'm writing this paper
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ did u finish it
I only watch the Super Bowl for some man candy ..
Watching transformers in science
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I'm going to hack your phone and turn them all back on . I'll change them to 8pm too .
- I have Spanish with you and you're super pretty . And your attitude & gt ; & gt ;
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ I mean I can ask
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ we do now
I wish my parents had another kid so I could bully them
I'm getting by with my wicked ways
Lol at the ask questions I'm gettin .. #hornyfuckers
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ you guys don't complain day in an day out
I bought 3 pounds of weed & amp ; 50 pounds of lean
People don't like to pursue their goals because of the time it takes to reach them . Be patient & amp ; Do what you gotta do
I'm way too pumped ☺️
Waxing sesh best feeling ever
Called _TWITTER-ENTITY_ at 4am and he surprisingly answered . Muhahaha
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ Olivia told me both mwahahahaha
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ thank you and you're welcome
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ thinks she's cute when she reads my message and doesn't reply . But I bet she'll favorite this tweet #middlefingeremoji
Watching Amber Lake
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ this will become an every Thursday thing
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I'm in
Writing a HUGE book about my day to my best guy friend only for him to get more pissed then I am . Hahaha bitches better watch out !
I'm MySpace stalking all of you !
Too lazy to do laundry ... looks like I have to go buy an outfit from goodwill
Haha my nephew called me while i was at work , he could have been dying somewhere , but i just pushed reject instead ! Hahah oops
Most people couldn't even fathom some of the shit I conjure up in my head .
I basically stalk _TWITTER-ENTITY_
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I volunteer
Painting my nurses nails for her
To all the sophomores and freshman , get ready in 2 years
“ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ : ⚡ wow you're beautiful and we need to chill soon bc the last time I saw u I was wasted and I miss you a lot”thanks
you don't know weird until you've met me
Honestly my junior year been fun af so far I've made something out of it just making moves
My mom was gonna let Adam drive her Taurus before me .. but I got the keys first
Decorating the tree my aunt told me to put christmas music on .... I put _TWITTER-ENTITY_ ezoo set on
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ I'm not
I use the evil emoji so much lmfao
Our plan for the near future & gt ; & gt ; & gt ;
Who want to come over ?! cough cough _TWITTER-ENTITY_
I wanna go throw down on bourbon one weekend
xbox w/ jake & amp ; corey
My moms been sleeping for like 3 hours I'm hungry wake up
Wendy's run at 1 in the morning with Johnny boy ✌ _TWITTER-ENTITY_
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ i love you way more ill see you this weekend
It's about to go dowwwwn
Gasoline in an open cut & gt ; & gt ; & gt ;
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ it's the name ! Still vining it though
The Lauren's successfully made it into a frat house all on our own #growingup
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ then you can come
Freshman Friday tommorow ! #whosready
I look at people's top friends on snapchat and if I know them I'll just add them
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ get excited I have the best pictures
This weekend can't come soon enough ... CANT WAIT TO SEE _TWITTER-ENTITY_ and Dora the explore all over bloomington-normal
I heard Justin Timberlake FOUR times on the way to St. Pete , all old school songs . I am absolutely not complaining #lovejustin
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ I do
I'm all alone ... Someone come supervise me . I can't be trusted
Wheeler riding wif my babes today _TWITTER-ENTITY_
I love Halloween
The snapchats I send _TWITTER-ENTITY_
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I can't live on the couch forever lol and we'd get in too much trouble living together !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ honestly how did we find each other ... bloomsburg hasn't seen nothing yet
Friday the 13th
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ IT'S A DATE
Kidnapping Ashlyn this weekend , road trip
that DM tho
on my way to go pick up a script of blues rn tho
Blasting some _TWITTER-ENTITY_ and _TWITTER-ENTITY_ at work ! Giving these people their daily dose of dubstep !!
tuesday where you at
bayside people : if I can't hug your tomorrow before the game it's because my coach will go insane so know I love y'all
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ with this happy little devil after everything you say
good night bitchessss .
there's a little bit of devilin those angeleyes
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ oh .... So you're saying I'm the girl of your dreams ?
i back it up , cause I don't give a fuck if you're a lame , that's a shame you can't hang with ussss #23 #obsessed
Distract me from this 8 page outline
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ your the best ! But I know how much you hate bead ! Hahaha haha
Wednesday night rivalry let's go flyers !
shoot a txt if ur cool
I must be delusional since I just asked about 2 pages about my name and my flight and the guy at the desk denied them both . #saveme
Tweet copier . #sav
So our sales goal at work today is 666 . #ummm
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ #swerve lol we're still undefeated big 12 yall can lose to OU and OSU next weekend too so when we beat OSU we'll look better
Sleepovers on school nights ... haha _TWITTER-ENTITY_ #NewRoommate
pissy payt this morning .
My shoulder is really fucked up , but I'll keep my pain hidden to show u I don't fucking like you !!!!!
Cannot wait to go home to an empty house
My bed and Netflix is perfect rn .. Oh and of course the babe patchy
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ oh god .... Bring it !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ gladly ! I love killing spiders ..
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ come to the projects see what happens to little Asian girls
See you later alligator
It's fun to play with
Why are you so ugly ? #SorryNotSorry
Getting back at Andi for embarrassing me for all these years
I'm ready for thanksgiving
Jordyns a devil
I was just trying to help a sister out
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ really !? You guys are twins now
#oomf is gonna get it from me tonight
Alright my baby's . Let's hold em off
Cant wait for K to take me out shopping for my bday
So whose ready for prom
Finding out this information just made my entire month that much more better .
Omg I gotta really good nickname in my noggin and whoever gets stuck with its gonna be eternal
Don't underestimate her , _TWITTER-ENTITY_ will cuntpunt you across the senior patio .
They don't come from where I come from .. They weren't born a savage !
and I'm all alone in my house again #loveit
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ yes no 1 can cum between us
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ so you're saying I'm cool ?!
I miss _TWITTER-ENTITY_ and _TWITTER-ENTITY_ already ...... Fuck school come live with me cuties
There's a little bit of devil in those angel eyes
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ if not ! I'm the devil the next day !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Hahahhaha good .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ that's one of them
Then he asked me for my number and I have him Riley's HAHAHA
I love scary movies
Insidious 2 tonight
Today , I shall make bank
I'm hell on heels & amp ; baby I'm comin for you
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I did
It's perfect hallow's eve weather
another day at school until 9pm come at me
Cuz I can
I'm feeling mean tonight give me and attitude and see what happens
Are we still in that competition/bet for when you get back ?
I'm no angel I like it when you do that stuff to me
When the traffic lights don't work because every town doesn't have power .... Challenge accepted
“ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ : _TWITTER-ENTITY_ I read it geez u devil u” Watch it , you're the devils daughter . Apple doesn't fall far from the tree ...
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ ewwwwwwwaa I'm about to call my RA I hope he is
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ oh but we do .
I know that looking through my moms history to see what Christmas presents she ordered me is wrong but it feels so right ❤️
that's my kind of night by _TWITTER-ENTITY_ is so ❤
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ no how about you shut up an take this D
Guilty pleasure of looking at what tweets people favorite
I love being an asshole
First home night game tonight , home at 6 ! Everyone come ! ⚽⚽⚽
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ close . I still have the picture would you like me to upload it ?
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ ANTHONY LETS HANG OUT TONIGHT
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ if I have to have it done ad watch it , you guys should have to suffer too !
When kiss me thru the phone comes on and all I can think of is _TWITTER-ENTITY_
Oh it's on
~ have a nice fall ?!? You're awesome p.s. the emojis are your spirit animal
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ haha remember Skype ✌
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ amanda , couldn't have agreed more with your brilliant idea tonight ! TO THE BROTHEL !!!!!
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ lol you'll see it at midnight
If anyone wakes me up in the morning or makes me get out if bed I am going to punch them in the face ...
Bringing my pillow pet to school today . #judgeme ❤
Just took care of _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ in Evil Apples !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ yes I do
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you'll be first
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ why do you like the GB packers so much ? ❤✌✋✌
i got a screen shot of Emily
You ain't ever seen a fire like the one i'mma cause
You should know better than to mess with what's mineeeee
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ have fun sitting in the cold
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ wah if you were staying longer I was gonna make you come to Hof
I need new pandora stations #sum1hailp
I'm on the top if the world right now and I don't wanna come down
Seeing the conjuring tonight w victor
Someone come cuddle with me plz
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ nothing's changed little one
Come on devils
my little brother is my evil minion
I like my dad because he buys me makeup , food and let's me drive his truck
Brandi is on every bandwagon possible
I love to speed
Some people are so glad I don't think my mind
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hell yeah we do
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ im gonna mass emailit to everyone in your school .
Empty inside . Fuck it
but now it's time for the Lions game
Found out this weekend that I steal blankets in my sleep . Sowwy _TWITTER-ENTITY_
during the week on the weekend
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ glad we can agree on something .
who wants to do somethin scary this weekend
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ nailed it .
I have the gym all to myself
If you aren't my friend on snapchat I feel bad for ya cause you're missin out on all my Aladdin snaps
Florida lost on their own field to my second favorite team . it's been a good day
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ he really is haha he's crazy
Insidious 2 tomorrow !!! OMG SO EXITED & amp ; scarredddd
Stayed him Friday & amp ; Saturday night #sober idk if I'm proud or disappointed
i can't deal with old ass people fucking GOOOOOO .
This weather makes me so fucking happy
Tomorrows about to be a big ball of insanity
Adria you know me to well
May the best brand win
We pregame for the pregame before the pregame
I hope One Direction breaks up so my sister will be sad .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I bet
I know everything .
I'm too this Mck game later then I actually have something to do tonightttt ..
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ i won ?
i feel rich hehehe
People subtweeting me
Lets have a huge sleepover at my house , with ice cream , movies & amp ; a Ouija board .
Happy thanksgiving . The day that all vegans and vegetarians rue the day they became weird ... _TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahah you don't eat real food .
Being evil is my specialty
Dad just make a pitcher of Purple Hooters delta watch out
Is the grass greener on the other side ... Idk but the grass is just fine over here #GotToBelieve
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ well it was kind of fun so I wouldn't count on that
My stomach is growling ... sounds evil
I sure hope _TWITTER-ENTITY_ buys me the new iPhone .... after all that baby sitting I did the last 8 years of my life ...... #thanksmom
really excited to see some boys cry tonight _TWITTER-ENTITY_
Tonight's gonna be good
Hailey is gonna ask , and I shall say NO
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Do it
7 am practice with a side of redbull
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ saw you're goin to dd's tomorrow , have fun !
Bc I'm a bad bitch ?
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ did he use your chickens ?!
marine bio can't handle _TWITTER-ENTITY_ #KILLEDIT
I will seriously argue that my boyfriend is better than anyone else's .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ mwuahahaha
you're beautiful and amazing at soccer !
Stalking everyone's twitter
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Hahahahahaha oh my gosh
Men have feelings too , but who really cares #sorryaboutit
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ it's a surprise you'll see the day of homecoming
Maybe she means I should piss her off .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ hey heather let's just put a whole bunch of emojis to fuck with Jessica . It's what she deserves !
Yoga pants are legit the best thing to happen to girls
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I'm the nicest
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ gooooood I think I just might
I might look calm , but in my head I've killed you three times . #likeseriously
my finger nails are black to match my soul and my fave color ( men )
I think my legs are getting bigger , no more chicken legs for this stud
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ challenge accepted
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ that's fine ill remember this
I LOVE THE KNIFE EMOJI
I wonder if my dad said yes , if Angie and Terry would let _TWITTER-ENTITY_ come to wheeling with me this weekend
Determined to do a split by the end of this year
today was pretty good
I want to something really fun before summer is over
Anyone that takes me up on that bet is going to loose bc found them in the basement . can't hide things from me now
The fact that _TWITTER-ENTITY_ took pictures of my sleeping this morning basically means war
yep blow off our plans for tonight thats cool too !! UGHHH . somebody hangout with me . home alone all night
my advisor thinks im going to end up in jail in a foreign country after i graduate lmfao
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ that it is .. that it is .... Gotta take what you can get .
Every time someone rolls by me on a skate board/ roller blades I feel like going Adam sandler and throwing a stick in their way
Mrs. J said I can come make cuts and demonstrate jumps
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ there's a special place in hell for pieces of shit like you .
Guys , this officially makes me a sun devil ☀
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ well of course because he can't runaway then
Girls can be oh so sneaky
Blaring our music just to piss the neighbors off .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ yea seriously Allie !!! This winter we'll do bad things again
My brain is a halogen , because all my thoughts are negative .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ sounds like a plan
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ well obviously the only thing to do here is destroy your sister ....
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I honesty can't decide between Ryan Gosling and JT right now .... this is a problem . They're both mine
It's my first weekend off in a long time , I'm ready
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ good girl gone bad and she got the hair cut to match her personna
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ can I do it
Dont Show Me Your Weakness I'll Use It Against You
Okay tonight's indoor better be good !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ lmao I was actually scared at your last tweet but then I felt bad so I just rolled with it
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ don't face time me ! I'm busy trying to ruin your life !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ LETS GET IT
Can't wait to pick up my bratty boyfriend _TWITTER-ENTITY_
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ I'll _TWITTER-ENTITY_ someone for each of us
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ samesies
What's your source !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I'm setting you on fire ok
YAY I CAN STILL GO TO EMMA & amp ; ANSLEY'S TONIGHT
Also excited to not see Natalie
I made Blake like dgd's new album
If none of your roommates like spicy food buy spicy food so they won't eat it
your avi is the coolest thing ever & amp ; so is your twitter name ☺️
Need to make a trip to chili's and see little miss allisyn irving #bitchbegone
If _TWITTER-ENTITY_ and I snap as much as we text I'll be taking Adam's spot in no time ☝️
Having a New Years gathering hmu if u wanna come
What I wouldn't give for five minutes with Captain Hook
Hockey and lax game today
too excited for what's in store tonight #sneakysneaky
Everyone tells me I'm evil ..........
“ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ : haha you're really funny , and pretty . We used to talk , but not anymore ! Snapchat me betch . ” haha thanks jared ! I will !
I want a kitten for Christmas and I better get it
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ if that's what you think
I become way to obsessed when it comes to watching The Lord of the Rings
Wide the fuck awake not tired at all #pullingit #theallnighter
You're pretty much my cousin haha but you like barely talk at first but then you warm up . You're super fun to be around
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ we're grannies , I'm literally immobilized . Be my friend or else
I literally never fit in , hahaha
pumped for the team slumbie this weekend⚽
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ always tells the \good cop bad cop " story to everyone "
I'm so charged I don't have to wake up and take my sister to cheer camp in the morning
First New Years in St George and we don't know what the hell what we're doing . I feel like that could turn into a great night !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ this Halloween will undoubtably be epic ! Think of all the Hannibals , Abigails & amp ; Will Grahams that will be lurking !
The red velvet cupcakes with cream cheese icing are on point my friends with love them
Going more blonde tonight
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ and I are such good pranksters
Your the cutest thing ever sleeping right now but when you wake up but I still love you ☺
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ she's lying she secretly hates yew
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ yes it is
Who wants to come hangout with me and _TWITTER-ENTITY_ at my house ? My mom is gone
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ it really is it's happened to me
AND DO THE HARLEM SHAKE . ✌
So needed that smoke sesh . ✌️☺️ now I can clear my mind . ❤️
natural hair don't care today .
Fairhaven is pulling everyone over with 5 bacon in blankets . Watch out
Best news all week : _TWITTER-ENTITY_ is visiting me in two and a half weeks
okay so I miss you guys like crazyyy I was going to go laser week but times changed and I'm coming back this season☺
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ Yet ...
I've missed you old friend
Clouds are forming yesYESS
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I think the people of twitter hate us but idc☺
excited for New Years
I want a man that can handle my sass and not let me get my way all the time
Yes I would like to run you over .
Might let my inner Carrie Underwood out tonight
Love when I ask my mom to do something and she says no and that i should ask my dad and then I ask my dad and he says yes
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ you have nothing to say back to that
Finally getting contacts , now I don't have to wear those ugly glasses
thanks for helping everyone
Being annoying to piss everyone off
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you're right , nobody in the whole world said it before you
So does this count as the beginning of my bad boy phase ?
Guys I'm being pepples for halloweeeeeen #theflinstones
Don't like the new Asians at my nail place .. They're mean .
Fireball whiskey whispers temptation in my earrr
Your a mean ass
I'm tryinnngggg to cuddle
Miley Miley Miley .
\Girl you make it hard to be faithful , with the lips of an angel " "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you'll see #3longhours
Girls tweeting about working out and eating healthy and I'm over here like wow that burrito was fucking good
Suffer little weeds suffer
my mom is sitting here slaving her self to kill and find out where all the ants are coming from
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I want to seeeeee !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Julia & amp ; Emma take Oxford
Walking into my parents house with jeans on . They thought I would for sure be in sweats but little do they know I got some in my bag
I love fucking with people
My sole purpose in life is with pissing everyone off , or making them happy . 9/10 , I'm pissing you off .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I know I'm excited
that I think you're a cutieee , but we don't talk lol
so who wants to invite me over to watch the ASU game tonight
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ Then that's what I'm doing
Moneys on my mind you should think the same ..
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ glad we're getting close again
Anderson Silva is gonna get the middle weight title back tonight !!!!!
Get to see _TWITTER-ENTITY_ Thursday ☺
I love _TWITTER-ENTITY_ ! Every season is so inspiring ! I can't even choose a favorite trainer ! Ok , that's a lie , I'd choose Jillian .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I MIGHT BE ABLE TO GO
oh girls just wanna have fund$
I wanna watch black Christmas
I feel bad for people that can't use emojis ✊☀
Show me good time
ESTER _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_
Bates Motel time . #scared
When your best friend trying to back up over you . _TWITTER-ENTITY_ lol #shehitmyarm #triedtokillme
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I deleted jerrads hunting game
I can't wait for all the scary movies on tv
Don't get nervous
Fav for goodnight text again
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ it will happen ! Lol
I wanna do something fun this weekend
That Bat kid story is awesome
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I can't speak for _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ , but
I'm on a mission & amp ; no one can get in my way
Coming into too much money lately . Feelin another tattoo .......
You're fat , ugly , & amp ; I hate you
but seriously , minecraft all christmas break
I fav all of _TWITTER-ENTITY_ & amp ; _TWITTER-ENTITY_ tweets about each otheroops
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ ahahaha you are awesome that is true
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahah , I knew we were friends for a reason
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ that's what I was going for see you tomorrow bright and early !!
SAMF .. 178 days
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ laugh while u can now u won't be safe next weekend !!!
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ come to Florida and do my senior pics
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I pray for my haters every night . #byehater
I should be asleep but oh we'll
Being vainglorious in philosophy with _TWITTER-ENTITY_
I'm going to go to work late
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I know #osubaby
I know the second I dye my hair tomorrow I'll miss my blonde hair ... but who cares . Yolo right ? Right .
winnings always fun even if people don't know about it
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ I have them muhahahhaha
I have a video of summer singing so if she ever tries to sabotage me , she won't know what's comin
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ is in for a big surprise . I hope he's ready
Gauges in .
Cantttttt even wait till sundaaaaayyyyyyy _TWITTER-ENTITY_
So you Live in eminence
Seriously _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ and _TWITTER-ENTITY_ are the best accounts on twitter
IOWA T-8 days people _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ #WOOOO
\ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ : I like pickles on my pizza . is that so weird ..? I think not ✋ " ew wtf go home ur drunk ashley "
Because of you by nickel back just gets me going
Heard you got punched at the game !! Woahh , you better of killed her _TWITTER-ENTITY_
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hey don't forget Avery Kate is coming too
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ this weekend ?!? I don't have Caleb !
send good morning texts my way
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ come watch me beat his ass
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ lol I haven't been in school all week so of course we can FaceTime #bumlife
And one semesters down in the books it had its ups an downs but shit what doesn't be back New Years #plymouthstate
My brother is currently fixing my mirror ad putting it on my wall
Making my dad watch Pitch Perfect
Lake day !
I feel like wherever Madison and I go we are constant trouble makers _TWITTER-ENTITY_
When my stepmom leaves this week
Today's gonna be fun
haha I love making people who hate me , hate me even more
let's go home and go to basslights
I said I needed a green worksheet out of my car to get out of class but I really didn't so I ripped a bowling club flyer off the wall
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ yeAh true
Dooo what ya want with my bodyy
Working with the Crazies today !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ I'm at 1 too cause I got you earlier
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ something scaryy
❄️ all my emotions right now
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I believe I will be on that night my question is , are you and Dom not working right now ?
I'm gunna make this biology test my BITCH !!!
I just want to go home and watch vampire diaries
I hope everyone enjoys that vine
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ unless I get ahold of it
They was practice , they was practice for me !
S/O to _TWITTER-ENTITY_ for being ridiculously boss out there #INTENSITY
Ice cold beer . Yeah . It's like that .
Momma's out of town this weekend y'all , I'm gonna be home , and dad doesn't give a fuck . You know what that means
I don't have the energy to get out of bed to go lay on the hammock outside . #SummerStruggle
you're my favorite , youre a cutie $ I haven't talked to you in a while tho , so hit me up ?
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ bahaha so true I'm sure we will discuss this when he calls you tonight !
someone pick me up and take me on an adventure
Watching nightmare on elm street . I live on elm street how ironic
Just kidding , elf on the shelf is going to pay off next year when my child is bad bad bad
I can't wait to see you face when I prove you wrong
Snapchat is my favorite
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you shouldn't have tweeted that while we're in the same room
I'm a bedroom bully
You Got A Girlfriend ? WELL YA DO NOW
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I wanna tussle
Literally every game of fifa ive played tonight my opponent has gotten red cards . Every . Game . #tisktisktisk
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ IT'S SO GOOD
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ ohhhh hiahhh . Are you guys ready for a most epic night ? ⚓
Almost 6'2 , taller than my dad
Happy Halloween lovelies !
Smokin on that devil got me high as a angel
FRIDAY is MY day ! Idc if you achieve the highest accomplishment in the world ! Cancel Christmas for all I care ! ♐️
I put a spell on youu & amp ; now you're mine✨
I'm gonna watch the conjuring tonight . Who wants to join ?
Netflix and Code Red . A lovely Saturday not doing school work
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I see a banana sitting in front of this kid in my class and I'm patiently waiting to snag a pic #thestruggle
My gym better be open today when I get back
This is my classroom , and you're about to get schoooooooled .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Maybe I do .. Maybe they aren't middle school , maybe it's from days earlier than that . #imevil
-I have to play you in 2k everyone says your amazingand I love you
So happy to be hanging w my favorite coloradian _TWITTER-ENTITY_ for the first time I about a year
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ let's do something crazzzy
lol tony has ear medicine in his ear and can't move so I can do anything I want
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I had a dark media room with tv coffee and puzzles
When we beat ya team you feel some type of way #RavensNation ##
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ He's a cute little shit but I honestly think the devil lives inside his body .....
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ haha .. seems like it
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ put them in the pool then remove the ladder
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ I drive fast , actually . Wanna race ?
#Assumptions I wonder if I meant this tweet in a positive or negative manner ? What a load of
I love how now you can look at every picture someone posted
Chapter 25 here I come
Only two things on my Christmas list : 1 . Bugatti 2 . LoveIf I don't get the first one , there will be no second one
Morgantown this weekend . Let's play
7 weeks till I get my intermediate .
Still in shock that my professor is wearing a hoodie and sweats to class
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ love you too
Mallory is an evil genius and sometimes it can come in handy
I feel so badass when I tweet during school
quote this with an ugly selfie
It's about to go down muahahahahahahaha
Happy Friday the 13th !!! #FridayThe13th #badluckfriday
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ oh boy now I'm staying with her and I'll bring the hot wax
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ muahahahahahahah my plan is working
I will convince my father to play pong with me by the end of the night
Brittney is slowly turning into me
Say I play games , I dare you
Just starred in a Frank Kincaid disaster film as a bad guy . Mwhahaha
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ since i kicked you out
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ I'm assuming this was supposed to be me
I got something for you
I get so wild at kent lmao seriously not ready for me this New Year's Eve
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ If you get that , I'll be a Titan
I locked Morgan and Zach in the garage
Shoutout to _TWITTER-ENTITY_ thank you so much for putting me in an awkward position around Alec !!!! Just remember .. I can get pay back
The fish station cannot be that hard . Get your shit together ray . #pooranthony #hellskitchen
One last quiet day of my bed , real food , my couch , and best of all .. football ❤
American horror story
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ good I'm glad ! Now go get'er done !
I need a paper plane tattoo
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ well I'm a rule breaker .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I'm gona be the next little Nicky just not as ugly
Today's gonna be good
Just call me the iPhone master .
Softball tournament tomorrow
Rise and shine , IT'S SOFTBALL TIME AHHHHHHHHHHHHH ⚾
Someone's gonna kill me today #SurpriseTime
rescuing Madi girl _TWITTER-ENTITY_
Hey moo moo✋✋
I actually cannot wait for summer if this is how it's gonna be #goodvibes
I have an overwhelming craving to do lots of pranks involving lots of glitter right now
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ uhm yes ! My fav song is a little piece of heaven ! Have you seen that video ? It's so twisted
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Now that's just fine !
Glad I have gym with Stephanie
The one thing I WILL NOT miss is the under the influence tour
Hey just tried to strangle Mona and hit the girls in the car , and it has even been five minutes into the show !!! 🅰
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ challenged accepted
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahahah love youuu
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ tomorrow you better watch your back .
Anxious . whyyyyy ? I would say too much on my mind but not even that . Just excited about life and I can't sleep . Ain't atta bitch
Need to see this new paranormal activity
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ us together is not good
Nahhhh I wanna chainsaw some fuckers
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ fuckin cracked up byeeee
I have an attitude today
Glad for the unexpected 3:30 am call from my lady _TWITTER-ENTITY_ now go to bed !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ never !!!
You really don't wanna be on my shit list I'm telling you .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ oh isnt that precious ! you are now on my bad side #watchit
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ be ready
Missing an incredibly special someone ! #
I miss you so much I miss being at your house everyday ! I'm going to show up one day when no one is home
Seattle ain't ready for us _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ #notwittercarli
Landon has a Malibu ! #PussCar
Can school hurry up because I'm already for my game I don't like school !!
I'm expecting you under my tree tomorrow morning
I hope my family knows I'm in my bedroom and I can hear everything they're saying including my gifts ....
all I want to eat are pickles
I wouldn't mind being a cop tonight .
Back in the MV .
I've turned into someone else
My mom put me to work in the kitchen - she's dying for this sweet potato casserole !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ jade is in my bed sleep . I'm not touching her . Kelsey and katelyn want to hang out too . We all should hang someone wake this
I feel so bad for _TWITTER-ENTITY_ because she has to look at my snapchats
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ then ill throw poop at you
Can't believe Jacob just gave me the finger ! Now I've gotten be super annoying to him Thursday and Friday
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I know right , don't ask me why I wanna go to the beach at 3 Am just go with it
I need alyys help !
You mess with one of my friends you mess with me mf
#JamesSpader is so deliciously creepy in _TWITTER-ENTITY_
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ got two ravens jersey in the room #getatme
come back #orelse _TWITTER-ENTITY_
My skin is covered in sparkles ... who turned me into a vampire without me knowing ? I feel like Edward Cullen
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ text me more
i LOVE my person for secret santa
Sometimes I wish I could switch grades w immature people . Like you don't deserve to graduate this year , let me take your spot .
this plan is going to be great
Vampire diaries comes on in 2 weeks I've never been so happy ☺️
Tinted face masks
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahah I'mma bout to load like 10 on it
The 5 year old I keep's favorite song is that Alicia Keys song . Only he sings it in an , evil and literal form \This girl on FIREEEEEE ""
Feeling motivated af
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ feel my pain
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ a week from today lizzayyyy ! Cannot wait !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you're gonna be so jealous
My sister just gave me her paul mitchell code .
currently watching safe haven
And I'm gonna kidnap _TWITTER-ENTITY_
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Fair warning , from now on stuff like that is subject to a screenshot . #NotSorry
I'll be good & amp ; bad but ill be bad for you
I can't help it , whenever I hear a good song , I have to dance .
I hope my level 6 tech is sore tomorrow
So today's Rays loss and Red Sox win should make for an interesting night at Fenway tomorrow night
Five days and I already can't contain my excitement , it's gonna be a long week _TWITTER-ENTITY_
Gym time ... Time to burn all that fucking food I ate over thanksgiving break . first day back from a weekend off is the best day back .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahahhahahahhaha
Gettin rowdy tonight
Okay .. Im done ..
#ImAttractedTo a girl with attitude
over my fear of the ghettttto , kiiiicksin it
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ love you too girl
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ lol this is you this is me
There's a new Paranormal Activity coming out
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ I'm the black child❤
Released my inner ninja okeey
I miss you too Lauren
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I just did . Ha !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ when I get my car in a few weeks were mobbin up theer
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ SO SOON
Oops did we just pound on your wall because you're playing your too loud at 10 in the morning ? #LooksLikeWeDid
I'm just really hyper guys .
woke up in time for the Georgia game
There's a little bit of angel in those angel eyes
damn son . whered you find this
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ excuse me friends do NOT screenshot each other . This means war .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ no from here on out we're both giving up the life of a kangaroo . #seriously but we can STILL make it nasty
Look at the body on that devil
kels gets to sleep in the same bed as me for 4 dayz
I had too much fun this past long weekend that I'm not ready to face reality tomorrow morning . #2MoreWeeks
jay prolly hates me but we're bffs so he better be nice
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ what can I say ?
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ i strongly agree
My head is too big right now
Monsters and coffee at 9 o'clock!! Oh ya , it's definitely finals week !!! #allnighters ☕
Someone wanna sneak out and hang out tonight ? I feel like being daring .
The amount of ski shots and whisper jars I drank last night is just about everything but cute .... That includes my actions too .. Oh well
I love knowing who someone is subtweeting about .
has definitely become my favorite emoji
Dear God , give me the ability to run like Tre Mason next year
You just stepped into _TWITTER-ENTITY_ ' s haus .... Get ready for the ride
Trick or treat
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ maybe there's a reason for that ! just kidding love you jam-slice
Hmm I wonder how mad bri would be if I woke her up after she told me she only got 4 hours of sleep in 3 days .. hmm
Game tonight at 6 , at UT . #bethere
I feel my old ways coming back
You are entitled to your opinion and I'm entitled to not give a fuck
2nd semester got physics with my best bud
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ haha you'll don't know where she'll be !
What kinda shenanigans will I get into tonight
just scared the shit out of my roommate hahahahaha
I just blew Gerry's shit up since he wants to complain
Fun fact : my meal plan is down to $66.66 . Watch out , everybody .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ too bad I did
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ thinks corn hole is Satan #foreverlaughing
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ haha thanks for trying ! He's turning to the healthy side , slowly but surely
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ doesn't count It wasnt a full year
i wanna carve pumpkins
Welcome to the Ohio State family _TWITTER-ENTITY_
hahahahahaha people are going to be so surprised next week
: you are one of my closest guy friends , and you're SOO fun to hangout with I love going to school with you and I love you !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ oh you just wait it will happen when you least expect !
- i don't know you , but you seem cool
RAVENS GAME WHOOP _TWITTER-ENTITY_
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you can cheer for now ... but the road to the Super Bowl goes through Seattle
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ i say i have pull around here muhahahahahaha
I had a dream I drowned this girl in a lake BEST DREAM EVER
who wants the big 1,000 tweeeet ?
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ join me everyone and we will all be tha bliggas
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ it's always like that in the beginning .... Then we crack the whip
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ its fine
Oh and Dom grace your an asshole . Ill find you #promise
Tomorrow I am bringing a halo and dark wings for halloween
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I like to let it all hang out for grandma .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ are you so excited to spend hours with me tomorrow on the apes field trip you won't be able to escape me and my Oooo's
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ well what can I say
Gonna get everyone that rides my bus sick ..
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I told you not to
I use the haters as the motivators keep talkin shit , I dare yah
I'm so happy I have a best friend like Emily seriously she's the best
Everything over there living I can make it stop
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ your hair
True Friend = _TWITTER-ENTITY_
I wonder how mad Trever would be if I snapped a picture of him without him knowing
My brother's trainer is the devil
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ Hello Kitty and DS a match made by Satan
Never shop when your hungry , never date when your horny , never update social media when drunk
Strict parents create sneaky kids
I love wearing _TWITTER-ENTITY_ clothes
I love surprises
Friday the 13th
Ayyy I'm 18 . Let's have a good week boys and girlz
is there such thing as a Thanksgiving List ? like a Christmas List but for Thanksgiving ? if not , there is now
Magic is just science we can't understand yet
I plan on putting an embarrassing photo of _TWITTER-ENTITY_ in his senior yearbook ... Thats fo life .
The fact that me and Whitney don't like the same slut & gt ; & gt ;
Have to wait for my parents so might as well wait by Darren's tour bus
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Watch it ....
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ well in that case , I'll let him waste his time
Wait ... Tomorrow's New Year's Eve ?!
7-0 in one inning and the inning is still not over ! Our softball team is so unstoppable and unbeatable !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Screamo ?
Someone wanna come over Friday ... And go to zee parade and mint fest with me Saturday ...
ROCKIN OUT _TWITTER-ENTITY_
Oh joy I have bronchitis , bring on the codeine syrup
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ it's only my favorite hobby
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ haha , trust me I know I'm the only one whos eaten those bagels at your house yummy in my tummy !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ can't wait to have blue texts
American horror story for the rest of the day
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ let's go to church !!
Going to sit in line for a hour in a half to get a Xbox One
I HOPE EVERYONE IS HAVING A GREAT BEAUTIFUL FUCKING NIGHT TONIGHT
Count it on the floor
My face is numb
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ lol tomorrow ! Let's go ⛄️❄️
Dad's on perks ... Let the pranks begin
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ she's mine
Team no days off
I love that we're rebels , and we still believe we're the kind of crazy people wish that they could be , yeah
Can't wait to play after school tn w _TWITTER-ENTITY_
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ HAHAHA sooo dumb
#IfWeDate I want cute good morning and good night texts . ✋
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ damn him
Bumpin that _TWITTER-ENTITY_ early
I feel bad that I can't go to the last soccer game because I'm sick , But I'm sure my boys will kick butt . ⚽️
Ordered a pasta bread bowl from dominos .... It shall be mine
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ love you babygirl
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ eh that's no fun . Text us soon ☺
I like leaving my Read Receipts on , just to piss some people off
we're on fire
- cutie pie
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ weird . I didn't ask if you like criminal minds or flashpoint
Josiah's a predator
YEAH BACHELORETTE DRAMA
Momma got me tickets when we play against the Vikings
I have black on black on top and underneath◼️◾️▪️
Friday the 13th let the demons play
Dear delta ... my plane was late , lost my luggage have to work tomorrow ! You suck !!!!!
I'm about to just grow my hair out ridiculously long for no reason ... #LocksOfLove #CurlsForDays
if only _TWITTER-ENTITY_ had Instagram , he will never know ....
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ thank you and like I told you , you can join us anyyttimmee
Out with _TWITTER-ENTITY_
I'm about to have a full out rampage this weekend
Who wants to go to the winter fest Saturday ahhhh
My twitter is going to be a lot more fun now that _TWITTER-ENTITY_ is back . #BlakesBack
There's a lil bit of devil in her angel eyes .
one more week till hockey tourneys
I feel better knowing everyone else's snapchat isn't working too
- I feel like we're so alike and I love you already
we get out at 12:45 this Wednesday #yessss
Watching the show My Cat from Hell , thinking _TWITTER-ENTITY_ ' s cat should definitely be on there .
October kinda need to hurry up . Avenged , killswitch , and log live
\ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ : - you never called me but that's okay bc I still love you and your strange ways ! Hope you're feeling better BFF ily " ily < 3 "
I AM SO HAPPY BECAUSE I DON'T NEED TO TAKE THE EXAMES ✏✔🆒
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ gosh I missed us
Rip my fucking clothes off like Christian grey would do . I'll gladly show you I'm a bad bitch with great morals .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ omg Taylor I got a perfect idea for that
The only good thing about working on Sundays is getting paid to watch whatever games are on .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ look out , I killed my ex wife
GUYS tonight's mischief night
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ nope
New Years will be amazing ✨
Hehehehe I'm a sweet girl
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ omg what a freakin tool
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahahaha ⌚️⌛️
Tyler's an angry elf
it's a rainy day miracle my kids didn't show up to their swim lesson
Going to pick up another powerstroke
I love learning about abnormalities and pyschological disorders in pysch
Can already tell today is gonna be a good one
spending this gloomy october saturday watching some horror films ... let's see how much i can scare myself ...
What would I wanna make a career out or more Writing country songs ? Writing rock songs with scream ?
I heard momma coyote
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ wake the fuck up and FaceTime me
I'm back to normal now finally hehehe #dafuqhappened
I'm home alone all day/night tonight .
it's fun staring at people as they drive by heheheheheh
But occasionally I will be gone
I'm about to pay a little visit to my old self and we gonna have a good time ..
444444- we are pretty close I like texting you and annoying you lol you're a cutie I miss you though !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ gooooood . Good .
Making dinner for the WHOLE FAM tonight . Chef Katie is back #italiannight
I'm back to team iPhone
Everything is everything and everything is Fine ☀
lights down low time to get naughty
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ lawlz I've been embarasing it for years
So excited for New Years
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ & amp ; I just went to town .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ #probablytheworstmistake anyone could ever make is putting us together #whoopie
Had a dream where I had supernatural powers and controlled everything . Boy did that feel good for a minute #badboymoment
madison always deletes her tweets if I correct her then makes me look stupid but it's ok I guess bc we all know it's really her
Just found like 25 Roman candles and bottle rockets left over from last night
Can't wait until tomorrow
Rzr rzr rzr rzr ..... All that's going thru my mind
First half of the game I'll wear Gateway , second half I'm breaking out _TWITTER-ENTITY_ jersey
my emotions right now .
now that baseball's over , it's time for me to make Leonard do whatever I wanna do all the time
Just want to say House of Pain is my shit ... Now RAGE !!!!
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ no you aren't allowed to have sugar
Bringing Snacks on snacks tonight
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I will .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ they're glorious . I love white boys we put em in out butts too sike nah !
SnapChat has turned into total blackmail and war !!
i cant wait for this weekend
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you should clap for me since I'm the princess peasant
Hahaha knew you'd text me again but bye bitchhh ✌
Every time I listen to edm it makes me want to relapse back to my bad habits ..
I'm a bitch and im apologizing ahead of time for that .
We're more alike then you think
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ it's on Netflix watch it then we can see catching fire
And I see _TWITTER-ENTITY_
What you want for Christmas \Ty " ? "
Country tonight ? Should be a good night
if I use my energy to text you first and you don't text back , don't get in ya feelings when i don't text you back #RootOfEvil
WE IN THE CHAMPIONSHIP
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I feel like if I had a twin she'd be super nice and I'd be the evil twin
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ your on your phone too !
Rule #1 is that you got to have fun
Tomorrow better be great
I'm going to keep tweeting _TWITTER-ENTITY_ until she comes out to play
Is you guys wanna see some sexy beastiality check my avi
I just Cooked some BUM food let's get high now .
Wakey wakey _TWITTER-ENTITY_
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ welcome to the dark side
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ good thing I got a picture to renember that long night
Desperate times call for desperate measures
computer apps is fun with you even though you're mean to me :P you're really funny and nice though and you're also very cute
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ kill her .... With kindness that is
Hannah likes bananas though
She hasn't noticed yet
How's Flippin ? _TWITTER-ENTITY_ , well , it's just dandy !
My puppy is like a little gremlin
I GO BACK TO SCHOOL TOMORROW
actually really excited for this practice
3 am and still shopping strong
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I don't know how thankful he'll be after he sees how crazy your gonna be ... With all the stuff you told me icing
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ GOOD ! I love cats
If I learn how to make rice Bret will for sure put a ring on it
I don't know but I really wanted to go home so I just rush all my paper work and tell my boss I was done for the day
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ if you do my college classes
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ HAHAHA I shoulda known ... I mean it takes one to know one
I shouldn't be alive
john cena is rather good looking .... #ijustfiguredthisout
My dad just asked me why I don't have a necklace on ... What are you , the fashion police ?!
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Should we get the crowbars out ?!
It's all fun and games . For now
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I'm a rebel !!
can't stand half of the people in my school
I look so good tonight
Can't wait to get to 90th
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I have one still
An independent bitch that's all about the dollar bill
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ who's that remind you of
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I've been hearing that from my friends a while ago haha . Imma do it
If you wanna play games you have no clue what you're in for
This is why , this is why , this is why were sloths _TWITTER-ENTITY_
Told your bitch get on her knee I don't want no sex . ✋
I think I have just enough summer left to re-read Harry Potter ....
I felt vicious today
Have the house to myself till four hmmmm
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you haven't seen mean yet buddy
I went from to
Just scammed my mom into buying me a Juicy Couture jumpsuit as a \going away present " muahahaha "
The Eve of New Year's Eve
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ so handsome
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I'm already headed there
proud bed hog
I feel like I'm going to end up spontaneously going to #beyondwonderland ...
Can't wait to see the look on ur face ...
Matt's gonna kill youuu .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ idk is it ?
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ Oh you can count on that !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I really feel like I'm going to hell though
Put in my pink nose stud cause I'm feeling pink today
Yay for the win . Now for Saturdays game
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ no but Santa does
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ weeeeee see you at 11✋
So turnt for this practice today . ❤️☺️ #9days
When Pocahontas lets her hair down shit gets real
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I didn't go to school
drag me into the bed and fuck me senseless .. wait .. already happened
you don't text me anymore you're so sweet ! we should hangout soon !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ haha shut up
Team no sleep motha fuckaz
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ but ily
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ ill drive over soon
Nail Biter on Friday the 13
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ and I are such assholes !!
Telling my sister I peed on her floor 16 years ago is a weight lifted off my shoulders . #whoops
nicks in twitter jail . only if this lasted for more then 20 minutes
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ miss you babes
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I hateeeee you soooo much
last day in tennessee
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ yea we apologize it got a little intense for a sec ill havto admit
This really cute boy is sleeping on my couch
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ oh ok good
I am gay & amp ; love it up the butt
I came in like a wrecking baallll
Deleting all of our messages and pictures & gt ; & gt ; & gt ; GOOD FEELING
Shut your mouth before I fuck it !!!
And I'm also so excited to go shopping
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ but you're still a freshman
Silence is better than bullshit , so some people should just keep their lips zipped !!!
Sooooo this blue glitter case isn't exactly as \me " as the pink glitter one . But I think I like it even better "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I just got home ! But aw try to get some sleep !!
love having a big truck
you could never
I can't be late to school again this semester . Challenge accepted
best text evaaa
Emojis are my passion . And I will never apologize
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ get crazy
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ your girlf knows
I DON'T KNOWWWW
Who am I kidding I love subtweeting
Gummo has to have OJ around here somewhere
American Horror Story season 3 will begin filming on July 23 , in Louisiana ...... Should I apply to help work on the set ?! #AHS3Coven
FINALLY doing so many classical music theory type things and everyone looks confused .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ yessss plz ... and now were all 21
maaaaan I sure do love getting money
I was trying to make Angelo think I forgot
Just crushed marblehead
Just you wait girl , just you wait
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Its ok , I already told him
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha !!! ONE DAY !!! One day I will not pick on _TWITTER-ENTITY_ for being young as shit BAHAHA
Wrapping presents and thinking how badly I'd like to steal everything my parents got for _TWITTER-ENTITY_
I like Valerie . She's always retweeting me
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I can blackmail you now
About to get myself feeling some type of way
Aka he's not gettin it back anytime soon
It's always good catching up with _TWITTER-ENTITY_
Omg I just realized I don't have to work tomorrow
I'm actually really excited for tomorrow
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ \pillow fights " oh yeah I'm gonna kill ya "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ You think you are !
I cannot wait for Riley to come for the summer
I love wrestling
I simply just want to bury my face between the cheeks and into the ass of the so very hot _TWITTER-ENTITY_ and just have so much fun hahah !
I hope I'm not on the naughty list
Do math , not meth .
Bought so much today and spent under $150
going out ross park again tmr
madison isn't a real good secret keeper
Andrews giving me his car for the day
Can't wait to be with Jackie tonight
I smell like oomf
Having big lips is such an advantage
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ CAN'T WAIT FOR YOU GUYS TO BE IN MICHIGAN SO BLIZZY AND I CAN WREAK HAVOC
quote w/a picture of us
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ thanks babe .
Ill send my minions after him
Josh and I are throwing 720's this year which means tosh will have to try a double cork
Ripping on chad is my specialty
Daddy just gave me his credit card before I left to do more shopping
Feel like being a rebel
I actually really enjoy hanging out with myself , I don't have to deal with bull shit and I can do whatever I want
FRIDAY THE 13th goodvibes
Minniemouse , Ke$ha , soldier , sponge bob , or a pirate . Which one to wear tonight
I'm Not Even Going to Lie , I'm So Fucking Happy . It's Been A While Since I've Had A Female Make Me Feel Like This
Jack and Mary
All I want this year is for you to dedicate your last breath to me before you bury yourself alive .
Yes my nigga Tylan will be here on the 8th
Cuties in my dm's currently !
This weekend needs to come faster
First game tomorrow ✊
Holy . Fucking . Shit . Did you see that run !? #FuckYeah #RavensNation
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ sounds like ur askin for a date allow me to be ur sugar daddy
Haha this kid is the rangers In NHL 13 so jake and I picked the caps just so we can shit on him .
You guys are gunna love me tomorrow when I show you these pictures
Mom just told me I could go tanning if I wanted to ...... I guess she really doesn't care about me .
I love things about her but I still don't love her
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ yeah you're right ...... However ice cream can't come pick me up from Richmond like you can
Fuck yes my moms letting me get my nose pierced
I'm still not gonna read anthem
#LT play me
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ so then you can stop wearing my lacrosse pinny
We're an evil pair , you and I . _TWITTER-ENTITY_
Today will be a great day bc I got to bring the jeep to school
Made so much the last two weekends = all new summer clothes
I'm seriously nuts when it comes to my friends
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ whatch out buddy
Lets all get wasted
Tomorrow I'm going to be an angel and Alex is going to be a devil
so funny , addicted to McDonald's , need 2 hang soon
just ordered my ticket to life _TWITTER-ENTITY_
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you're welcome
And it's hard to dance with a devil on you back so shake him off
Money on the line I had to drop that bitch off
My snapchat faces & gt ; & gt ;
Annnnnd here we go
This bus is hotter than hell . Literally . ☀
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ not that secret the other one
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ toooooo bad you're stuck w me
Such a bad influence on _TWITTER-ENTITY_ and I love it
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ they are lmao .
Me and Jamien are sneaky bitches
Yeah I did just save 50 dollars at Victoria secret
I keep forgetting I got shoes pants and a sweater on the way .
I know everything about Julia's ....
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ what are you talking about .
ok goodnight love youu all
Hangin with _TWITTER-ENTITY_ and _TWITTER-ENTITY_ Wednesday
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ and yes I am proud of that because I'm a SunDevil
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ did you come out of the closet yet ? Lol
Jw why me and _TWITTER-ENTITY_ have never hung out . She's like my evil twin .
Me Kassi & amp ; Nora have the best conversations
greatest emoji --- >
To date me is like shaking hands with the devil ❤ _TWITTER-ENTITY_
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ ur my idol ilysm
Probably thinks I forgot all about it . Payback is a bitch
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ come here little boy
17 & lt ; --- the number of dog biscuits I fed my aunts dogs this morning
Im sneaky .
Shit tomorrow's Friday .... I need plans
I have an awesome boyfriend
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ oh he is
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ okay this is my last time trying to tweet you ( for today ) but can't wait to see you all tomorrow in Michigan _TWITTER-ENTITY_ ❤
Love when my mom gives me her Mac card to go shopping
Why so serious ? #Joker
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ oh . I am coming home .
Damn that was probably a long sad bus ride back to pineland
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ Can't wait to demolish you guys In lacrosse tomorrow
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Poteau's a small town .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ ME TOO RACHAEL WHAT THE HELL IS THIS ATROCITY !! Play date soon or else
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ yes please . Only if I can see Emma too
Seriously so happy that my boyfriends brother is my bestfriend . I love this nigggaa
Cashed my check ❤️
I would just like I inform _TWITTER-ENTITY_ that is know what her Christmas present from John is .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you're not the only one
lost count of how many closed trails i've done today
little ones are feisty
Such a good weekend _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ I wonder what's in store next time
- I love your hair . You and Connor are so cute .
I'm about to fall asleep . NO I HAVE TO DO MY MATH .
HAPPY AMERICAN HORROR STORY DAY !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ do it
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ u effin stole it and ran through the hallway with it #bitch #bananastealer
I'm becoming such a different person now .
A year ago today me and _TWITTER-ENTITY_ bought a puppy and got kicked out
When someone tells a bad joke . I make sure they know it's bad so they don't do it again
Afrer a couple of tweets and texts ive decided that i have caused enough trifles for one night .
You're the angel in the moonlight
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ oh you get ready for today
Bought a carbon 15 fuckaroun n get smoked
Baby come to my house I'm all alone
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ your emoji .
Come at me
Tonight is going to be a good ass night
I donut like u
The satisfying feeling you get when you perfectly express a tweet the first try and not go over the 140 character count is #unexplainable
Ordered a virgin daiquiri and waiter def gave one with alchy in it I'm not complaining though
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ yes , because you tell me everything
My dad's house is so quite when it's all to myself
Christmas present to myself : should I get a tattoo or my tongue pierced ?
I definitely got some wild in my smile
just watched the first episode of _TWITTER-ENTITY_ ... I think I found my summer show .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you Know what I mean by friends
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ dannng thanks for all the love shawttyyy
There goes one SPEAKER BLOWN listening to my new track hahaha lmfao #GhostArmy
Got enough money for this bike finally
actually fooled someone with an April fools joke _TWITTER-ENTITY_
And ill be smiling ear to ear with a fistful of your boyfriends hair
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ bubba and I are crushin taco bell and beers , where my bish at ?????! #fuggstudying
this is actually happening ... _TWITTER-ENTITY_
Sorry bout it
It's been a perfect day .. Then I realize I have to go teach little children for 4 hours ..
I like my kisses down low , Make me arch my back . When you give it to me slow , Baby just like thattttt
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you'll find out
It's Friday the 13th . Who wants to do something fun !?!
Cannot wait for nightmare festival yall have no idea ✨
Hotter than Satans fuckin ballsac in my room
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I am
#tweetyourfirst7emojis ❤️ that's actually extremely accurate in describing our conversations ... _TWITTER-ENTITY_
I want some Jag , I'm fun when I drink Jag .
I wish the people driving in front if me could hear what I'm saying about them #RoadRage
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ don't test me
There's a little bit a devil in those angels eyes ...
I love candles so much , I have like 8 in my room . Someday they're going to burn this house down
Bayleigh and I will definitely raise some hell this weekend
Can't wait to go to the fair today ♥️ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_
The mafia is on the radio
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahahaha I feel as though I've created a monster ...
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I know you do
The purple is real today
I love when people find me as a threat in my classes here
I'm friends with the monster thats under my bed , get along wit the voices inside of my head , ur trying to save me , stop holdin ur breath
Can't wait to catch Santa putting presents under the Christmas tree
Ok Bucs .. Time to show off next year #SchianoDone
Powder puff is about to be real muddy
Ready for some Bama blood . #VFL
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ We were such rebels last night
are you kidding babe ? youre smile is❤
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ our walls are paper thin
I hope all you Cabrini people had fun at school .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ ... Griffey
The lady taking my school picture today told me i look like sabrina the teenage witch
I hope I don't see anyone I know at work tonight because I look like I just crawled out of my grave #Rough
Reunited with pay .
I find it so cool that I can hack into anyone's phone without them knowing
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ DIE BITCH AND DON'T DRINK IT ALL
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ #bossknowsbest ❤️
I'm know for bring overly nice and naive but when I have to believe me I'm the biggest bitch you'll ever meet #undercover
Act a foooool
I will love #halloweentown until the day I D.I.E ! ☺️
omg will someone tell _TWITTER-ENTITY_ I'm picking her up . OBVIOUSLY her phones dead , thanks☺️
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ if you wanna scare the ever loving shit out of someone , blast As I Lay Dying , The Acacia Strain , or Winds Of Plague
your in the presence of a king , scratch your in the presence of a god
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ THAT'S MY GIRL !!!! Way to suck it up and be an eagle !
Lol , I watch SyFy movies for the pure joy of watching bad actors perish #mwahaha
- I love you carlosito you my favv
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I hope it automatically leaves you logged in Everytime
i'm funnnnny heheh
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ your not welcome
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ lets go back to pine rach , at least we know well have classes together there
I still run with them wolfs yeah bitch I'm a beast
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Bahaha .. I should .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I mean to you for no reason everyday ... Now I actually have a motive
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ only if I can #IBSprobz in your bathroom Ben
When I play basketball I refuse to lose and I will go to dramatic measures to win .
5 years ... You mines
I'm making this Friday good
mine and _TWITTER-ENTITY_ essay is coming along very nicely
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ no need to go out to see a old friend above all a Garcia
I was born on Friday the 13th
Somebody go see evil dead with me
Seeing the conjuring soon
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you were going to hell before I made you this way
Can't promise that ill be good to ya .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ because it's funny and I know he hates it
Couldn't reach my phone from where it was plugged in so papa brought me an extension cord .. #spoiled
Don't screw with me because I always come out on top
Another home game ?! we gotta kill Freeman on our own field #raiders
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ so my emails do get you excitedhehe wish I could be your #ValentinesDay fuck buddyrough and wet lol you know faceass
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ we'll show you
I miss you girl . I wish I could have stayed in Georgia ! You're really great and I hope you are enjoying your gift I gave you . ❤️
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahah shut up
Good laaaack boiz
Night swimming with my bitches .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ excuse me but I think he is mine
It was so nice meeting _TWITTER-ENTITY_ tonight ! There's nothin better than seeing a former Penn State Nittany Lion become a Baltimore Raven
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ lol i can fight , referee , i have my license to teach . It doesn't matter
too excited to see the little devil tonight
I love that I have a giant F on my wall in my room because everyone thinks it's for my name , but I know what it's really there for
With an ass like wow
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ and I are being so mean tonight .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I'll pick you up in my drivers ed car with the instructor
Love doing mean stuff to Sadie
Double M tonight
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hehehehehehehehehehhe oopsie poopsie !
I don't go back to school until February . Just so everybody knows
There's nothing wrong with me enjoying someone else's karma .
I send my best regards from hell
Those headlights are just so devilish
I want a motorcycle so bad
monsters university with the family
Telling dalton I'm gonna scare him in his sleep tonight by breaking in , and him saying he belies it . I must now
Gonna record some guitar covers tomorrow ! Stay tuned
I wonder if my mom would get mad if I took her mustang for a cruise ?
today would be such a good star wars marathon day
Everybody go get the app life360 , so I can find you all
Yoga's at noon and _TWITTER-ENTITY_ won't get up . Mayhaps I can coax him out of bed with coffee and breakfast #boyswillbeboys
I can't wait for the Super Bowl next weekend !!
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ who you gonna murder ?
I don't even care if this dudes a cheerleader he's sexy af
I don't know when I turned into little miss attitude at night , but I'm a crabby little thing
I can be evil AF sometimes
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahahaha I'm skipping 1st period & amp ; staying up all night
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hehe maybe I need to talk to the owner anyway lol
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ hey I just love scaring people but I hate being scared
I love EMOJI'S ✨⛽1⃣2⃣3⃣4⃣5⃣6⃣7⃣8⃣9⃣❤
Why are all these 18 year olds from my old church getting married ? Bitch you just wanna have sex without feeling bad for sinning .
I want to joust with Jacob at senior antics tonight
\Goodnight Mom ! ☺ " * closes bedroom door *Heh heh ... I'm not going to bed . * Tumblr * "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ i will
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you ready for this brown fury ?
Scaring people from behind boxes
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ i'd love to hear your sins
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ No you tell me right now or I'm going home !
There's a Ross Farm brewin
I wanna be a cop .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ honestly makes me laugh out loud
I go jogging late at night wearing all black because I like scaring all the people that are walking their dogs
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Sophia- maybe u can marry Jeffrey and I can be ur little child
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ #snookichat not going to stop tweeting you until you answer .. You're stuck with me
It's too bad customers can't have outside food or drinks .
I can't wait to see the Cannibal and Cop shoot from _TWITTER-ENTITY_
On my second cup of coffee Gma is gonna kill me
Happy six months , _TWITTER-ENTITY_ . Time has seriously flown by , and I couldn't ask for a better and more stubborn companion
It's time for food
- your a really good friend !
HOLYKYLY FUCK MY DAD GOT ME LORDE TICKETsssssssa
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ ok but we are still begging
I'm going insane until I beat this candy crush level ..
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ going to the graveyard ... you need me to pick up something for you ?
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahahah we aren't together ? But I will consider being nicer to the poor feller ! ( ; hahah jkjk
Tonight I'm reuniting with my twin
I turned my read receipts off for the first time ever mwahaha
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I told Kaylee that I wanted to go to a haunted house this weekend BUT she's too big of a pussy . Lets make her go .
home alone ALL day
Guys night tonight ✊
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ call or else
Who wants to go watch anchorman 2 tonight ?
Let's go Eagles
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ ohhhh boy you haven't seen nothin yet
someone make me and elizabeth food
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ I am truly scared now . I will sleep with the door locked . #open
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ so bring me food
will forever donut like you
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ that okay I know where you hide your cute headbands
Nothing to do .... But , tonight was and still is wavy feeling right !
YOU GOT SOME GOOD BRAIN SO BITCH DON'T WASTE IT ☝️
When I let my dog in from outside she sprints like a racehorse .. I wonder if I shut the door one day if she smacks into it mwaahaha
Newest addiction = shoes
Since the government is closed .... I guess that means we can have a purge ?
I'm such a sneaky little girl
If a guy plays with my feelings ill be sure to fuck his life up
Can't wait for this weeekend
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you're coming on our terf bitch be ready to go home with tears
Catching up on true blood
If you don't know but want to know something just ask ! If someone thinks ur unintelligent for asking fuck'm!!! Goody 2shoe mfers lol !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Muahaha you're right I'm not I sure do wish I was leaving this state right now though
You wont the only one
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ what are we doing tonight ?
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ yes you faggots and there was 22 I had to read .. And none of them had anything to do wit me
Have fun and good luck today boys ! #GoBeavs and Merry Christmas Eve _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ #Ricky
dad said \what else miss priss " #daddysgirl "
Can't sit around and wait so we paper chase
Fuck you hailey
The blackmail I have on _TWITTER-ENTITY_ now will forever beat the blackmail he has on me
when I walk out of Chris & amp ; nicks room and I see a straight up walk out of the showers with just a towel on .. #ImInHEAVEN #PinchMe
Let's ride the dragon
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahahaha I love that you and _TWITTER-ENTITY_ both retweeted that hahahahahaha
\Ring of burnin fire " Gotta love Johnny Cash ! I remember when Chloe would play it on repeat . She was a Johnny Cash fan at 8 years old . "
Yesssss . Don't have to go to work today .
JUST BOUGHT MY DAD ALL SIX SEASONS OF BIG BANG FOR CHRISTMAS . I am about to be the favorite !
it's finally the only time of year when i can eat enough for three people and not get questioned ✨
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ a whale will protect me from u cutting me !
Watching _TWITTER-ENTITY_ .... What did I get myself into !? #scaryshit
Perks of actually getting dressed up . Making people nervous .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ enjoy it now cause wed I'm taking over
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I will be so happy . Raspberry custard will do , thanks .
I'm always working 24/7 when everyone else sleeping ..
Manziel's gonna snap
Love my ravens
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ I'm going to steal Megan from you
✨✊✌️ ~ #dabridge haha I love you so much and I'm so happy we became closer as ever this year ! love you ! ( more than Bradley )
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ loves a super strong word
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ now you're tweeting yourself .. You should be a schizophrenic for Halloween
I fucking told all you it was gonna be crazy Weidman is def getting laid tonight !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ okay seriously I'm already there
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I take it back , hate it
So comfy in my new pajamas _TWITTER-ENTITY_
I had the weirdest dream last night
It's November that means I get my license next month
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ fat kids love candy
I only get ugly for two reasons .. you fuck with one of my girls or you fuck with what's mine
Lol this is going above and beyond my hopes
So for Halloween I'm going as a Democrat . :o that's scary .
I hope you're at the fair with her .
〰 my favorite emojis
Don't fuck with my team
I love supernatural ! ❤
I actually really wanna be the devil for Halloween
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ kettle .
Apparently the way I eat my Oreos makes me a compulsive liar and a deviant
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ now I can do this ✨
I'm so excited ab all my new clothes and shoes . Now where can I go to wear em ....
If you don't have an iPhone ... You probably won't understand half my tweets . Because of emojis
really cool and nice and we need to hangout
Fireworks already going off I love this #RavenNation
gothic makeup today to work
Taking my brother to wicked woods tonight .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I didn't choose it too be , twitter did . It's too funny to delete too hehehe
Took chances . Slow danced with the devil bitch
My new policy is to call and text repeatedly until I get an answer
Going to chicken express today with _TWITTER-ENTITY_ good memories
This whole skipping class thing is very tempting .
Just tell me when you find the note in your desk ...... _TWITTER-ENTITY_
I'm literally doing anything not to study right now #SorryNotSorry
Anyone who doesn't have an iPhone is probably so lost on twitter because all of the emojis ....
That fireball whiskey whispers temptation in my ear #RAWCountry
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ .. I knew you would appreciate that .. Clearly I'm in a rather feisty mood
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ now I'm tempted .... #uhoh
I want to watch The Purge again
Does it make you feel cool or something that you're tryin to get with all your friends ' girls cause you can't get your own ? #subtweet
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ flognaw
Oh the sound is a problem ? I'm sorry , us Seahawks fan forgot you Saints were such babies .
first home game Tuesday
If anyone wants to go ghost hunting tonight , hmu
Anything going on today ?
Forcing my mom to watch spongebob with me .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ go look at mine
Don't worry I fixed my iMessage
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ ok fine .... I will if you will
I love poopin at other people's houses so they have to deal with the consequences
a month and 3 days 1⃣8⃣
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ You can't stop me
I wish I could fuck every girl in the world
MEMPHIS PRIDE SENIOR 5 FULLY LOADED FIRST PLACE BABY
You're gunna burn for this
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Picture picture picture
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ bet you don't _TWITTER-ENTITY_ em
I feel accomplished
i love school shopping for clothes im so excited to these next two weeks
Alright let's stop them D #RavensNation
Desiring the forbidden
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ that's what you say now until your knocked out
I would love to put _TWITTER-ENTITY_ disaster date
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahah miley , Rihanna , Blake , and more
When I have kids if they're ever bad I'll turn off the wifi
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I can see it nobody else tho ....
Leaving Justin alone to workout by himself
i do not miss you bastardd
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ mayb when it's socially acceptable for a 19 yr old to hang w 15 yr olds u guys can come play
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ shut up I can't help it
Finally puttin them pads on tomorrow
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I'm mean
I swear every single person thinks I'm the devil and I'm always in trouble
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I'm fishing
Of course this is my most used emoji :
I wish everyone would make themselves useful and get up ... and make me breakfast
I should not be crushin on u
I love when mom talks about my car infront of me
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ that's the goal
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ HAVE FUN TONIGHT
Loo #lllo l☺☺
you're about to find out
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I'm sorry , it won't happen again
And the _TWITTER-ENTITY_ movie is in 11 days hahahahahahha oooooh the happiness
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ the birds just like -NO GIN STOP !!!! and Gins like -yesss !!!
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I agree that would have been so much fun ! Bet you throw down and mess kids up
Everyone is so fake . Get real . Honesty hour always with me . Try me
Working the door at stage 48 hit me up for entrance
when you say fuck the world , we say FUCK YOU
Definitely missed _TWITTER-ENTITY_ more than I thought after seeing him last night ! We will meet again soon my fellow coon
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ haha yeah , I want to own one
can't wait for my #wcw of Emily
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ haha exactly
Love bites , but so do I
my mom said i was the devil .. basically
I'm not soiled , just high maintenance .
Me so happy
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you'll be spending Tuesday night with Dylan , my brother , and me .
I'm still in bed
I've got an exciting night planned
Maybe I will go to just piss him off
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ You suck at typing .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ well good thing in like a month we get to spend every day with each other
Getting ready to go to the beach with _TWITTER-ENTITY_ and Amanda #soexcited
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ haha it's a good pic and she's still cute w her demon eyes
The fact that me & amp ; _TWITTER-ENTITY_ understand each other so much & gt ; & gt ; & gt ; #waaapa #looveher
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ So true when you got it you got , were hot and good looking if I say so myself
So who wanna do something crazy this weekend ?
talk to me
My team doesn't play until tomorrow so what bandwagon will I jump on for the day .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ good thing you get to spend it with me instead
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ $10off thingy , also hooked it up with a fat box of the Parmesan & amp ; garlic wings Dont know if it was on purpose or not , oh well
- I fucking told you about those puppy pictures .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I think we need to see the dark side of your character a little more often . Definite rawr factor ! . Love Castle !
... tehehehehehe ...
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ YEA UR RIGHT terrified of my good looks
I got a pair of jeans from American eagle for free
Guess who found her phone ?
Weekend is almost here and I can't wait
That Italian temper ain't nothing nice .. Lemme tell you
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you wish you understood
Can't wait for next year
Making homemade pancakes
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahahahaah oh whatever I'm an angel I stay out of trouble !...
I love that
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ why you so mean
Bar tonight ? I think I'm down
Neighbors cleaned out the swimming hole
I'm so black ☀
my cousin and I convinced our moms to take us on a cruise for graduation
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ CALL IN !!
Could be having a sleepover with _TWITTER-ENTITY_ right now .... But I'm not #maybenextearlypractice #newbffs
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ okay fine . Emily you're free . Caroline watch out
You are very cute
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ I will try my hardest ! I'll get Debbie on it tomorrow
Alison is driving to school ... what is life .
Bitch mode set in for some reason and I can't stop .
Destiny and zubler don't even know what they just got themselves into ...
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I'm the tendy for the old guys . You won't score today .
pretty stoked for some underwater pictures ! muahhahah _TWITTER-ENTITY_
That French toast was to die for
don't think my math teacher has missed my sassy ass these past two days be ready
Shit I work with Anthony Friday , mwuahahaha
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ our life motto while together doooeeee
#trueblood this season is sooo good ! Hate that I have to wait another week . Boo !!! #hotvamps
Sorry , I can’t hear you , and I got plans . You won't get me ... you had your chance
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ quit * only bc I know you wouldn't pass up correcting me .
Dancing with the demons
\ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ : _TWITTER-ENTITY_ ugh fine " these are your glory days ! Embrace them ! ♥ "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Your lips are the gun , the smile is the trigger , Your kisses are the bullets , so I'll label ya beautiful killer ! ❤
everything that I could possibly want for Christmas is on my wanelo page
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I was so close to posting the one of you and .. you know who
there are gonna be so many curve balls on New Years and I can't wait
It's okay I hate cats
Dude is tripping I didn't know there was a such thing called friends
It's almost shark week
And I am a douchbag cuz I have a nice truck and stuff ppl want . Doesn't mean I actually am but push me far enough and I will be . haha .
You're not quite Satan but I really think I hate you
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I just watched your \what's up my nigga " video so many times "
I just turned savage on her ☺️when really I'm still like
Yayyyy the macs fixed
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I thought you were going to bed
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ can't wait to rape you again !
guess who's going to be my bitch tomorrow & amp ; pick me up for school ? _TWITTER-ENTITY_ #thatsright
If I can't get no top I don't want nothin '
You're out if your element , I am your fears
Best weekend sense summer easily
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ a puppy who likes to eat expensive moccasins and duffel bags . He's vicious !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ not with us no ! Haha
I should be in Spanish right now ... I actually love being sick
Just taught my mom to say simmer
Me and _TWITTER-ENTITY_ Got Chest today #LetsGetIt
In the mood to sneak out tonight
Get It By Any means
I knew this day would come
Love/hate relationship with people with big mouths . They talk a lot of shit but I love finding out things people say about me
or you go back and get a new one and get me one tooo
I'm going to cuddle you so fucking hard
“ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ : She might have been the one - but I let her go for a little fun .... ”
There is a special place in hell for people clog up the left hand side on the interstate
Are we still doing #WWW _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahah
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ lets make it happen then ! Momma already said we can get a lil cray this weekend
I'm too excited for Halloween U of I ain't ready for our costumes
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Just wait until tonight my friend MUAHAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAH-evilst laf evr lawlz
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ ' s remix of Hold On We're Going Home > & gt ; & gt ;
My turn to blow up _TWITTER-ENTITY_ ' s phone
can't wait to beat _TWITTER-ENTITY_ ass in flip cup again this week #rematch #usuck
We're making porch crawler too
And so it begins
We made brownies
They think my speakers are too loud now wait til I order my studio monitors next week
If I leave for Ames now I can make it to the game
It's almost time to break out the vegan hot cocoa and marshmallows
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ we never did our plan last night
Or I'll snuggle Trevor even though he hates it
October 5th the beaudoins will be reeking havoc in rhody _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_
You're a ladies man that's for sure . We'll have to hangout before summers over
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ ☺️ I think we might get in some trouble together so text me 5412234847
You get what you deserve & amp ; apparently it's an ugly girl
Takin a nap
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ UR AWSUM !!!!
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ that's what you get bitch
☺ I'm soooooo emotional right now .. What is wrong with me ?!
I lost so many niggas , turned into a savage
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hehehe . Welcome to the purge
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ once ever in your life will you say that and you just did , you're screwed
“ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ : #Scorpio is well known for never forgetting a betrayal . ” #sootrue
skipping soc is the best decision of my day
☺️ i am proud to have friends like you ! The bish kind
Filling out applications tho
I have read 120 pages of problems in this book . Now the solutions . #excited
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ zoey would never do that
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ we're back in action this week _TWITTER-ENTITY_ and I found at least 10 new victims already⛄️
Ha luck . I won't need it boy
lol I love when fuckers that have known me for 3 hours already know that I'm \evil " #TheyAlreadyKnow "
I get to use my Christmas twitter banner .
I'm so aggressive
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ she's fine lol . She only had 2 of them done anyways lol
Lmao I could of sworn you was a devil worshipper
From this moment forward . I will only be snapchatting pictures of my butthole #Enjoy
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ ✋ I let you pass me ! Race me know watch what happens
I am lower than anyone will ever expect
Whats the worst that can happen ?
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ Oh Sarah ... we'll get you on our level in no time
I take super hot showers to practice burning in hell . #Jk #Maybe
I love watching people subtweet each other .
Buffy the vampire slayer
And also so I can laugh at all your finals posts
I know what I'm being for Halloween
Wanna fuck with a dope dealer ?
I just pass L's out for a living
found that lil greasy bitch
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahahah , well that's weird cuz turn around
Can ray Lewis come to every game . I miss his face . 5⃣2⃣
Let me lick you up and down , till you say stop .
So you're nice
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ group messages forevvvvvvaaaa
the thing about musikfest this year is that I won't be going back to school 2 weeks after .
I actually lucid dreamed last night . #woah
I need more rowdy people in my life . Ones who appreciate a cold beer and a bonfire . You can't lower heaven might as well raise some hell !
I can't wait for tonight's game
Oh I'm going to look good
Forcing Erica and Claire to watch the penguins game with me
Me and Payton are cutting all our hair off
If only celebrities had location turned on in their tweets
People's expression after I say my name never gets old
My kitty pooped on my dad
I like saying self explanatory statements to Kubo , and then explaining them . Really grinds his gears
So who wants to see Devils Due with me when it comes out ? im seeing it even if I have to see it alone
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ your boy and my boy I just uploaded we should double date sometime
I really hope _TWITTER-ENTITY_ misses his one thousandth tweet #evil
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ nah bro . Because there's no stoping in rugby it'll be pictures of you doin work
Cuddling shouldn't turn into anything but it does and you can't stop it from happening so
Skipped my class Only to study for another class ..
Just remembered I have sixers tickets
Eliza just okay'd me and stopped responding Brb while I go egg her house
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ still ... I would feel accomplished
What one goes through , so does the other . So if my life is hell . Yours will be too ! We're a team , REMEMBER ?
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ ummmm absolutely . I'm still on the lookout for a fridge with a freezer so we can have ice cream
Hope Corey isn't too scared watching #AHS without me
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ this means war
I've never been so excited for a weekend ! ✨
Happy Friday the 13th
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ is my favorite .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ and you're TOO LATE for it ! While ill have 4 long years to enjoy it come August
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ better watch it next time u try n tickle me it'll be that instead of a claw gash kiddin
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ bahaha now I'm satisfied & amp ; understand the tweets & amp ; I would tweet them all as well
Mackey is still asleeping ... WAKEY WAKEY
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ I'll take care of it
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ sounds like a grand idea !
who's tryin to dd
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ and I'm sugar and spice and everything nice ! While you're skinny and lean and everything mean !!
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ sleep over
I honestly love this whole dying my hair thing can't wait to go blonder
I can't wait for Halloween and pumpkin patches ekkkk my favorite season !!
Do you live in a cornfield ? Because I'm stalking you
That was really vulgar .. Idc tho
get off your phone
Yeah , I'm probably going to hell . #awful
DO YOU WANT TO DIE IM THINKING SO . BACK OFF . FREGGIN SLICE SHATBETCH✂
Hollow tips in his brain he won't remember that .
Like if anything the show is just motivation for our lazy asses to workout
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ and the appropriate emoji would have been
I love tweeting shit like rue " cause it could be referencing so many different thugs and no one will ever really know what's it's for "
If the devil were personified as a subject . It would be chemistry
Twitter annoys me but I'm a Instagram fien
Let me see you dance . I love to watch you dance . Take you down another level . Get you dancin with the devil #WickedGames
Some people , I just can't help but fuck with
5000th goes out to _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ love you hoes❤️
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ lets order some
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ it is funny
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ cause it made you pee your pants Bletch
Spank me you know I've been a bad girl ... But every bad boy needs a bad girl
let's see who's night I can ruin with ugly snapchats
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hell ya we did !
Hot tubbing in a state of emergency
A gun plus a mask you do the math , all my goons know that equals cash
On the way out Morgantown
When my brother leaves for Hawaii my mom is taking me on a shopping spree
next semester I won't make it so that I have to go back at 2
Everyone should be thankful they get to watch the Raven play tonight
22 ally : lol you're so good at basketball & my favorite sophomore , easily . You're so pretty & amp ; I can't wait for you to get your license
I'm in love with these emojis .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hey man
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ knew it
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahaha I really do look like a devil there
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ ill steal them !
I'm so freaking hyperrrrr
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ lets get it
ready for a napforever
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ understandable . Please tell me you like to go sledding at least !!
What a perfect night for a haunted house
the only reason I wanna go to school tomorrow is because I get to boot cars
the fact that my mom can't yell at me for a full week cause my family's staying over > & gt ; & gt ; & gt ;
Who needs lots of friends when I have the best roommates ever
Just got two dollars of gas that someone didn't claim
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ good luck fam get that work
I feel a sense of accomplishment when an ex's life falls into shambles afterwards
Little bit of mgk on this drive home
People up river need to make fake ice/snow so no school
Move over Lucifer I'm more Ruthless er
CRAWLING BACK TO YOUUUUUU . EVER THOUGHT OF CALLIN WHEN YOU HAD A FEW CAUSE I ALWAYS DOOOOO arctic monkeys
I only want our game to be cancelled bc we have 2 guards .. But what's left of us is still ready to kick ass . Don't worry
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ tell me your secrets
Experiencing the touch of my life in color form
Tonight there will be no fucks given
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ litterally furious every day
Love buying people gifts
Now good night , nightmares here I come
The big 3 back in action
Robby working my Friday shift & gt ; mwuahaha !!
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ don't you worry I will !
I just cashed in my change and got 140 dollars merry Christmas chelly❤️
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ love you too
No Geography next week .
I'm 99% sure this will be the last Black Friday my fiancé and I will ever have to work
\Cheers to those who wish us well and those who don't can go to hell " "
this is my shit
I have lunch detention today ! Whoop !
KAYLEE IS COMING OVER
I'm about to fuck this Arby's up mane
Idk if I'll ever get sick of watching Dark Knight Rises
Homecoming round 2
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I shall
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ don't mess up hahah
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahahahahahaha !!! I'm not telling you to eat like that that's ridiculous ! Haha !! But Pepsi = Satan
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ thanks Mom is means a lot #barney4ever
I know who I want to take ice skating now
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I'm gonna punch you in the head and see if you're paying attention to me you're sitting literally right behind me right now .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I know someone who wouldn't mind spending some time with an \experienced girl " "
THAT WAS AWESOME #ravens
oppps just googled the answers for the last 2 questions of biology
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ sux 2 have skool 2morrow
Not sure if I'm going to be able to handle an open bar tonight #buckheadball #2014
Looks like I'm going to Florida for the bowl game
17 days away !! And yal get to see me bang in the with Brent Collins Fire fighter vs Fire fighter it's gonna be a real heated fight
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ Stephen why don't you go suck a bbc
I can't wait to walk into my 4th period and give that teacher my exemption form yeah I'm pretty happy about this
I have so much to look forward to within the next two weeks
hobbies include : taking 4 hour 600 degree showers so that no one else in my house can take a shower
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ runs in the family
Can't wait for next Wednesday so I can piss all of you off again
Especially when it's cause the QB gets sacked in the endzone
Abby flinches whenever i come close to her
S/o to _TWITTER-ENTITY_ I don't know you but you're avi is pretty .
You realize who your real friends are when things like this happen
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ NO !!!!
Ahahaha if only you knew
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ your more then welcome brian
Never thought I'd like someone's twitter wit more than mine .... Check out _TWITTER-ENTITY_ while I step my game up I seem to have lost my touch
Tomorrow is Friday
happy halloween !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ they are pretty good !
horror movies all night . favorite thing
Going to my fav place this weekend Good luck getting me to leave ...
Dexter would make me feel so safe , demons and all . Is that creepy ?
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I have great plans for tonight .... Muhahahahaha
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ thats right ! told you I was intimidating .
i love the wars _TWITTER-ENTITY_ & amp ; I have at vacay #illkillu
Just ratted my stepdad out to my mom for watching the swim suit section of Miss America .
It was good to be back , pumped for tomorrow
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I'm the devil I know
1st phase complete .
Now I'm excited
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ all of us chilling the 17th for the rave babies
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I did nottt ! You did
All my friends seem to be joining the dark side who's next ?! _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ #brunettetakeover
Snowstorm ??? That's okay by me
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ there both illegal without a prescription
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I've always told people how pretty you are but I never knew I saw you in person hehehehe
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ wasn't kidding about our plan !!
they just invited me to their annual christmas play , omg dead . maybe I'm Wills replacement while he's away
That's a come up baby don't you ever forget it
I never lose
Sharpay is so evil
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ you guys have to make me a deal ...
HAHAHA FINALLY GETTING OVER YOU
Bailee loves youuuu _TWITTER-ENTITY_
I like when my popular friends retweet me because then I get more retweets/favorites
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ lock ur door
it doesnt matter if the glass is half full or half empty all that matter is if the glass contains vodka
Every time I hear a noise I have to put my phone down so I look asleep .
If you don't know who I am . Then your best course of action would be to #TreadLightly #BreakingBad
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ she can't help you
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I figured you would like that ! meow
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ can it Marisa !
My sister has boughten me so much stuff lately ... It's the life
Now I want to bake a cake and write fuck you on it
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you know it
Can't wait til he gets to tell him the good news
just saw a stoplight turn red from afar . hehehe , sucks to suck , car
Ahh _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ congrats on Varsity , love you both !! ⚽
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ well duh we have to plan our adventures ahead ♨️
Favorite for an honest dm about you !!
Im gonna use a lot of emojis while I text you cause you get so mad and you can't even see this tweet so alota things suck for you
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ lol I just don't think so . #headbitch
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I'm not at school because I JUST GOT MY PERMIT‼️‼️
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ unleash the beast
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ ABSOLUTELY NOTHING YOURE AWESOME
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ mwahahaha know everyone knows about Super Derek .
Cuz I love this shit .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ got a twitter account . These are the end times .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Don't expect to find your clothes when you get home
So what're the moves on New Years
My moms running around looking for her glasses . They're on top of her head . I'm not telling her .
I'm bad news
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ it's locked
it's been about two weeks so I can't wait for tonight
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ next is purple
// your cool as fuck , and speak some real shit and your still my nigga . hope everything is going well with you .
Good 4 and a half hours at the Library , knocked out alot of homework #SuccessfulDay
Not to be weird but if I could get a massage even though we aren't friends anymore that would be amazing
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ wujujujaja ! You're pretty good though !
I can be your best friend or your worst enemy
Driving on our 2nd roadtrip tonight . Cody & amp ; I are staying the night with our future neighbors . Scary movie night
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ oh yay ! We'll figure something out
Damn that was a good 5-6hrs nap
Hahahahahaha that was totally a joke j love fights
I'm a crazy girlfriend .
I'm so excited to give _TWITTER-ENTITY_ all her presents today .
Using my moms college id at VS .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ they're making an Insidious 2 ...........
I mean I love being able to do as I please but I miss being a little devil
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ lovin your avi bae
Black Friday cannot come soon enough _TWITTER-ENTITY_
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ the vein
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ heheh love you more
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you know it bra
I wonder who the lucky guy will be asking me to homecoming
Everything would be a lot easier if you just dropped dead
my mom will never know
Chaos is an angel , who fell in love with a demonnn
I always push people to see the other point of few in situations . I like to play devil's advocate I guess .
November is such an eventful month for me this year .
That's a fuckin bet
So I'm actually so excited to audition at _TWITTER-ENTITY_
I laugh at these guys that claim they can't be figured out , I have you all figured out and got ya right where I want ya
I've developed a bit of a temper
These past 2 days of break have been pretty fun haha
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ i so wish i could retweet this .
I was gonna say something really nice , but then I remembered you didn't text me back earlier .
I just ordered pizza .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I don't have any
Seriously every single person riding down the roads in Baltimore was going CRAZY tonight ..
I'm so good at figuring things out
hope _TWITTER-ENTITY_ is already awake , if not I'm waking you up when I get to your house
last time callin me CRAAAZY
Making dad taking me out to sushi this weekend cause im a little angel
I'm craaaaazzzyyy if you've never noticed
You make me wait , I'll make you wait longer
I am the devil I am the fallen I am the evil one _TWITTER-ENTITY_
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I'm going to win this fight you'll see
cant wait to sleep in tomorrow . finally
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ NEVAAAA !!!! jk . Thought I did .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ lol at like 9
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ I went to your house and stole them cause I was jelly . Typing to you from it right now
13.5 hours until I get to see _TWITTER-ENTITY_ and I've never been so excited ☺❤☀
I didn't get any sleep lastnight .. Probably because it was Halloween eve ..
You know it's been a good night when you have a couple battle scars
Throwing it back with the twitpic
Sweet your mood with one emoji ..... _TWITTER-ENTITY_
Bailey and I are already trouble together #ohgawd
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ now they are after you
After practice online shopping . HBA , Supreme , APC , Nike
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Yes ! Finally got someone
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ bring some food
You shut up Paige
My hair in the morning when I wake up lmao wtf do I do when I'm sleeping
Columbus bound with my best friend _TWITTER-ENTITY_
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ call me a broad one more time and I promise you the only irrelevant person will be YOU
Even though joe knows what he got for Christmas doesn't stop me from wrapping them
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you're welcome loveyyy , don't drop your face in that dance !
Guys . I'm hungry . For revenge mwahah
Chillin in Pittsburgh
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ haha Meg's dad is driving us to my sisters dt
Omg someone take this credit card away from me
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I know
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ sucks for you
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ that's not what you said earlier
Talk about pussy power
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ fight me
Oomf why you so bad
FINALLY GOING TO BE REUNITED WITH _TWITTER-ENTITY_
love when dans clothes shrink and he gives me them
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ wake up and talk to me
Fired up ... But feel better
Can't wait for King $oulja May 5th ! SODMG _TWITTER-ENTITY_
Hehe I won
I just want a piggy back ride .... Why ? Idk sounds fun
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ oh me too buddy
Stay home and watch Netflix > & gt ; & gt ; Black Friday shopping
Can't wait to be home
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Jim and Cindy's pockets
Purposely alling asleep " so you have an excuse to text someone in the morning & gt ; "
Fuck friends .. If you here , you here . If you not✌ , then your just without me time goes⏳⌛⏰
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I NEED IT purp is so perf
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ who remembers when shaq flipped a table in first hour ?! I do
And even if karma doesnt prove to you soon enough how shitty of a person you are , I just might
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I'm obsessed with you
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you take good care of my baby , maybe ill cheat on her and buy a new one
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ mwahaha he's mine sry
Taco Bell after school
Gotta be at the Park n Ride at 5:15 oh shit TTFU
If there was a devil in young , college girl form ... it would definitely be me . I'm so evil
Me & amp ; Steven against the world _TWITTER-ENTITY_
I will not miss another competition I promise
Gunna be pretty under the influence at under the influence tonight ! How ironic rite
I got Jesse
Who ever thought of #LetsMakeItAwkward is an evil mastermind #dramafillednight lol
I want a girl who ain't afraid to get a little nasty
And with that bein done , the saving for a crotchet rocket begins
Heard some girl say \le mis was terrible . It was so stupid . Who wants to see a musical " Girl don't make me go all Sweeney Todd on you # "
I'm to nice to Nathaniel .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ to late bc I already am
Releasing a twerk song this summer
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ you're welcome .
Already got my #ThrowBackThursday picture for tomorrow #MiddleSchoolsABitch
that tweet was so relevant to what meridian tagged me in
Juliet's house tomorrow
Seven Devils is my \I'm going to shit on your life " jam "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ Mwahahaha
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ lol of course
Just got a handicap card for cars
Neva gave a fuckkkkk probably never will
Killin with kindness today
If I break down your front door & amp ; say , \I JUST SHAVED MY LEGS FEEL THEM " ... You better "
Im being such a fuking dare devil
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ it just happened
successfully made shannon a patriots fan
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ plleeeeeease do come ! We're supposed to hangout some anyways
I'm the girl your mom told you to watch out for
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ no way our secret #illkillyou
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahahaha we need to hangout this weekend
When I get my hands on you ..
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I'll be back soon ! And I'm coming to say goodbye at 5am
Alan has no idea what he has to deal wif tonight . Bahahhahaha
It's a great day so far ! Off work two hours early . Haven't had this much time to myself since be moved here
Has to be one of my new favorite emojis
Even though I live in dewit , I'm going to Norh . Woot woot
Cleaned up & amp ; drained after more naughty dreamsHeaded to #SanJose grabbing mom for wknd of pampering in CarmelCan't wait to get her tipsy
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hell yeah !! Who else you riding with ?!
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ that remind me we gotta get that texas tea for next time we chill
The thing's people don't know about me ........
Getting someone addicted to sugar crush hahah
But _TWITTER-ENTITY_ knows she better not ignore me
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I'm no Grinch
Can't wait to watch my Vikings beat the bum Giants #DownTheGiants _TWITTER-ENTITY_
He hates when I do though . Oops
I am missing my sidekick
PayPal is set up , time to get money
send me numbers & amp ; i'll tweet my opinion about you k do it
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ 12 . She cracks me up ! SO not a morning person . This , of course , provides a wonderful source of amusement for me !
Turning it all off #shesback
Someone go get chipotle with me , I have coupons
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ BOO on you !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ in your sleep
Awh why won't you respond to me ?
Sooo who wants to let me try out my tazer gun on them ?
One more week until my teenage years are over
A week from today I'll be In florida
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ haha thats what i thought .
I have so many things from my childhood , packing and getting rid of stuff is so hard . #emotional
I offer my world famous spaghetti , alcohol , a movie & amp ; good D ladies
Homecoming and alumni game today
I love my dude _TWITTER-ENTITY_ #makingplans
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ because I get paid more to do it
Niteeeeee ... Peace out little trout
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ So will Riley and I mwuahahaha
GETTING OUT OF SCHOOL EARLY TOMORROW
I will always do this . . . .
I'm going back to sleep
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ whoa what creepy asshole asked that question !!!
It's where my demons hide
I wish my cousins were a little older so I could corrupt them with Victoria's Secret , just like their mom did for me haha #PaybackSucks
- I've never really talked to you but you seem chill !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you cant
This holiday should be a bigger deal . Like everyone should have off - HAPPY HALLOWEEN , WITCHES !!
Everyone having fun at school ??
I'm in a good mood and nobody's gonna change that
I love and miss my best friend so much . _TWITTER-ENTITY_ can not wait to have you by my side everyday justttttt like sweet summatime ❤️
I am evil
my whole family is gonna get sick bc of me
Well so far so good #stag
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ u can watch it here with us
I'm so excited to see who all of the captains are going to be
Tomorrow is my Friday . every week .
Never been to the crab pot , take me and I'll love you fooo eva
i regret nothing
Friday can't come soon enough . Ready to get down with my best friend _TWITTER-ENTITY_
I could tell by the way you push it out and flaunt it you baddddd
I will put an end to that real quick #devious
Eatin all the chips before Kristina and Lindsay get here
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ ▲ on one shoulder on the other
if you're on private and i cant retweet a tweet i like I'm just ganna copy and paste it and put quotes around it
let's get it
I can't wait until Monday & gt ; & gt ; & gt ; Stevie J Coming Back
Today's Friday the 13th .... Which means .... SHITS BOUTTA GET CRAYYY TONIGHT
Scarowinds was a success ! ❤️ #scarowinds2013
Hey Christian maybe you'll answer me over twitter since u aren't texting back
this is the beginning to a beautiful friendship
“ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ : I feel really bad about that spider thing to Lexie . I feel like she's gonna send me a lotus pod . Fuck fuck fuck fuck . ”
We don't even talk in this class _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ muahahaha
I was born for this role ! I'm ready
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ never !!!
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ don't worry about the E ill save that for your drink .
Gonna take my brother out tonight
i must admit i look amazing next to you
beyond in love with you _TWITTER-ENTITY_
Love ignoring people with my read receipt on
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ Oh I know , she's my little mini-me !! What I need to find out is if my little bullfrog is a ?!
Aboutta eat all of Taylor's delicious trail mix that she just bought if she doesn't come back to her car soon
Kevin ... he chalk eater " _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I mean I being dramatic but VAMPIRE DIARIES is back !
I swear a demon posses me when I do insanity
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ fell asleep so early and now I'm sitting outside your bedroom door
I love driving at night #SpeedDemon
I really hate being mean sooo I'm going to hold it in ...
Happy 21st you wiley psychotic princess _TWITTER-ENTITY_ may your day be filled with Xanax , tequila , and compromised life decisions
And let the games begin ...
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ bitch you blowing up my phone . How am I supposed to sleep☺️
When _TWITTER-ENTITY_ doesn't answer the first call , I want to take her phone and repeatedly throw it at the ground and make it match mine
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ don't give me that weird face laimee !
watching this again just to see Miley bc i liked that shit
Go ahead and lie to me and pull me close . Tell me that you love me even if you don't
god damn it hahahaha
and the case collection begins again
Not too sure how I feel about this 10 mile run but have to be ready for JO season
My mom found a kitten and gave it to me
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ i bet
I love creeping on Spanish conversations when the people probably think I have no idea what they're saying
I'm always so scared of Wednesdays because of _TWITTER-ENTITY_
I see the blue lights , we better run , throw out the bottle , I'll hide the gun ...
My homecoming dress is low cut
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ loves when I sing screamo to him .
I need plans for tonight
I call iron man ! NOBODY wear iron man tomorrow .
When the beat drops it makes the booty drop
My brother is mad at me cuz I'm watching Barbie movies , so he can't watch anything else
Love wrestling Zach
Last day of 2013 let's make it good
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ oooo I'm coming over
Mine and Hannah's relationship is one of a kind #purehatred #love
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ HELL YESSSSS
Emojis are a great way to express emotions
I don't mind taking care of my drunk friends , because at the end of the night ... I can draw peckers on their faces with a sharpie
I wanna get white girl waisted .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ seriously next time
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ oh shoot I wasn't aware of this
set an alarm for 5:15 and im actually gonna get dresses for school
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Looks like I missed the real fun . It also looks like U bite . Nice Blood !!
I've come to realize , girls don't like nice guys . Every time seems to be a fail . Here's to turning a new leaf as an asshole #cheers #pabst
Alright you keep tweeting and begin to ignore my texts ! Let's see if you get a reply tomorrow
Me and Mattie are far too much trouble when we are together
Baileys like a sour patch kid , sour then sweet
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ loves when i blow his twitter up at random hours of the night
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ not me
My mind forgets to remind me , you're a bad idea
Okay we'll didn't that piss me off . Whatever . 2 can play at that game
Good luck to all my peeps at cheer tryouts . Break a leg .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ love you
I want to cry this past week has been a week from
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ we will FOR SURE ! ☺
My goal is to reach 1000 tweets before I go back to school on the 23rd
I feel like tweeting all my drafts would be like releasing the beast
It's time . #SharkWeek
Eating all of Malias fries while she's not in the car
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hope you're having a great day at school
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ FINE BITCH
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ brunettes are for the mature men
Oh my god , I feel it in the air tonight
Love eminems new single
I can't wait for college
420- seriously we do everything the same it's creepy .. we r becoming close and we already have some of the best memories
It's goin down tomorrow night
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ yoooo , I swear ✋ I say that shit all the time !!
so excited to but kt's Christmas present
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ nah :P I got $80 in iTunes gift cards
The on my shoulder finally outspoke the on the other so to speak .
HAPPY HUMP DAY
I can't wait for tomorrow _TWITTER-ENTITY_
Head game so vicious
What if celebrities added a location to their tweets ?
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ okie dokie your welcome
I can't wait to creep on you all to see what I missed
Nettles is making me a mean burger
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ this weekend love you too
The PS4 comes out on black friday ? Good ! Everyone go buy it so my PS3 will be cheap and available
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ good shit papa
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ lol do it bro
Girl on the bus talking about how her boyfriend was going to take her to Hawaii for their 3 year ... Hint hint _TWITTER-ENTITY_ ... mwhahaha
Next Friday is the 13th
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ yup I got you
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ after people look at this pic . I kill them in their dreams
shopping tomorrow is gonna be fun
Litter in my drive-thru ONE MORE time ! _TWITTER-ENTITY_
I don't know you but we should change that !
Sometimes I wish I could high five Nicole in the face with a brick
Does anyone remember Happy Tree Friends ??
Two can play that game , my friend .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ yeah yeah yeah
Trampoline that booty
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ oh I'll come take care of them ..
Gonna pick up some kicks this weekend while I'm in Texas
i took all the emojis away from every contact in my phone #organizedcontacts
It's that time of year again
Oh Wow , I am playing with some serious fire here . But it's just way too much fun to stop now .
“ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ : everyone in this household better be prepared to be woken up at 5:00 tomorrow morning by yours truly”
Tomorrow's Friday the 13th
I'm turning a new page !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ love you babee
Sometimes I don't like people's Instagram pics purely because I think they have already gotten enough likes #imthejudge
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ just bein sneaky
Sometimes I wonder what my parents would do if one day I bought a puppy and brought it home
I'm so good at creeping trust no one
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ not fair !! You're gonna lose .
Taking the little brother to Busch Friday night . Family time
Lol and you guys wondered why I was terrified of frogs
Glow in the dark pearls , flakes , and powder can last up to 12 hours ......... My cars gonna glow all night ?
Halloween is on
Hey _TWITTER-ENTITY_ you should let _TWITTER-ENTITY_ get an iPhone so he can see emojis and stuff
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ no but you're coming to my room before me go to Mk's and you'll have your alc then
I always sleep in the middle of the bed and it makes nick so mad . Hehe
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ can't wait to walk down the street in a couple days and see your beautiful face
I'm getting _TWITTER-ENTITY_ so drunk tonight
Should be an easy win for the eagles , then my saints get to play my brothers team
You're basically like a Mack truck when you run the ball . And were about to go to war this Friday
aweeeee I love baby key , you are a great boy and you are so real unlike most people it's nice
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I'm at Enchantment , they're everywhere !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ that's right bitch
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ loll hehehehehe
Keep coming with the Dm's guys I'm liking em
Guess me and Ethan will be wrapping and playing board games all day . Muuuahaha can't wait to tell him .
I'm going to the movies with michael , addison , and michaels friend michael said so _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_
Me and Lexi whipped assss at football today . Yeah . I scored a touchdown . No biggy .
Today _TWITTER-ENTITY_ bit me underwater and left a nice teeth marked bruise ... suggestions on how I shall kindly repay him !?
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ well ya know , it was tweeted by me
I'm steady stealing waters out of Z's fridge
Buffalo we're coming for you
I just feel like \ud83d��� " explains my entire life . Idk I could be wrong "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I know I'm just playing
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ btw your picture = #silentbutdeadly
Hearing that your person for jelly fishing saying they're paranoid #justwait
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ yes . have alllllll the wcw's!
#2013TaughtMe that it's okay to be obsessed with Abraham Lincoln for 3 months .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ better be lying or I will have to get her back #prankwar
Always talking that shit ..
I wish PNG and Nederland could combine and become one school . We could seriously destroy everyone else .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ he's mine emilee
Tomorrow should be a good ass day
My fiancé told me he was trimming his beard so I took all of his trimmers and razors and hid them .
She's going to find out eventually . We always do
Jayme's Saturday ..
Already have the perfect april fools joke from my parents
:: #NoSleep until _TWITTER-ENTITY_ retweets !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ if u do tomorrow I will put my foot in ur face
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you die harder when hear accent I use
The sound of screaming children next door . & lt ; & lt ;
take you down another level , get you dancing with the devil
I'm so stubborn it's ridiculous
That awkward moment when somone is running to the elevator and you dont reach for the door open button
Pretended to be nice cousin by giving Sam food , chocolate milk and \cough medicine " ... little does she know I gave her laxatives "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you need to be more careful , someone took it from you , hold on tighter , that might help
This is the first night in a lot of nights I didn't go to bed with the fear of being murdered in my sleep #AmericanHorrorStory
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I can't wait we'll see our little friends there too
you know you like it but it drives you insane
Thats good . #raisefordayz
Which costume to wear tomorrow ?
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ we're going to the snow and i have a surprise for you
I wish I could buy a 3DS . They are like 200$ ... Austin's next paycheck ?
No shave November ... Hmm lets see how long my boyfriend thinks this will last ! Maybe some nair to the face while sleeping #noreallytestme
So we are having Christmas at moms and April just said \I'm sad bc Allison got more than me ! " YES !!! #bejealyapril be very jealyyyy "
- youre so funny and pretty , & amp ; im glad you and Game of Life are together finally !
“ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ : _TWITTER-ENTITY_ yesssss !! my plan worked ! it has begun ... welcome to the dark side . ” I tried to fight it , but ugh ....
Watching The Patriot love this movie .
I'm usually good but for some reason he make me so bad
Can we make a #BlameBrenden now ?
Two finals left ! ☺️⛄️ #taaaaaah
How many 12 packs could I get with 100$ hmm
taking this assassins thing a little too far _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ #morgan #muhahaha
I want to see the conjuring soo bad
Got some good news _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_
Finished my English at 8:15 Boise time hahah success officially finished with first semester though #timetosleep
Today I am so much more prepared for the snow
Neck kisses kill me
I got my eyes on you
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ giving me pick up lines to pull guys I'm gonna be smoooooth .
I seriously wanna fight someone right now I'm feeling so feisty .
My Breaking Bad poster has arrived
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ honestly , I feel the same way mwahahaha
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ but it is so you cant ! MWAHAHA
haha I get the big room now
Tangled the necklaces in forever 21
I don't know you but you seem chill
I never see the light of day strictly only the dark
Bring on the bad weather #Ready #LoveStorms ☔️⚡️
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ my mom says you will corrupt me !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I'm just going to leave it at that , just be ready for tomorrow
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ next time I better get some or I'm gonna have to beat up Allie ... Wouldn't wanna lose your girly would ya ?
Yeah I totally own handcuffs incase of a citizens arrest ..
Watching bridezillas ... ..... all night long
Happy Friday the 13th !
Im just so excited to dress up all weekend and see everyone else's costumes
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Married to the trap life
Convinced my parents to do our Christmas card with ugly sweaters , reindeer antlers , wrapped in Christmas lights . #success
Another guy called me asking for Danielle ( probably the 50th ) so I told him she is being monitored for terrorism and asked how he knew her
just killed my in class essay .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I'll still be laughing
suicide silence mood right now
BAILEY SUCKS CAUSE SHE CAN'T SEE EMOJIS ✨☝✌⏰⛳⚾
I'm a cougar .... Only _TWITTER-ENTITY_ gets me #notsorryaboutit
Why stand in lines and almost get killed for Black Friday shopping when you can shop online
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ don't take it personally jordan she's after those white boys like a hungry shark
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ well your wrong
this weekend's gonna be AMAZING _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_
Steph was awakened by the queso
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you already know
So excited to be at college with _TWITTER-ENTITY_
\ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ : Let's see how many lbs I can gain today " Dont do it . Coach Ivey will put it on you . Lol "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ or I'm sure ill have plenty of time to laugh it up while you're on a neighborhood run ....
I want canes or chipotle
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ thanksgiving break
I'm taking the shutting of our government as a right to purge . I will kill all you bitches with no hesitation
I'm already ready for the gym tonight !!! Staying In shape and getting ready for the beach ! Anyone wanna go with me to work out ?
I want you in the worst way
I love messing with people
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ wait .. This is perfect . How did I not think of this before ?? #badgirlrearea sounds better mwhaha jkkkk I like badgirlmegmeg
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ well what can I sayyyy
i used to cut my sisters hair while ahe was asleep and put it under her bed
Happy Halloween !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ thank you for finally noticing me hi
We're so gay
Let the New Years preparations begin
I'm cutting off Sarah Bowers . Your no longer an ally to me , your now an enemy
I may actually shed tears of joy over this game
Feeling ballsy rn
Then again lol
SOOOOO HOW DO YOU LIKE ME RIGHT NOW ??????
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I know I'm a bitch tell me something new !
I wanna be a witch ! Hahahah #AmericanHorrorStory
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ fun game , finding yourself saying oh ya there was a wall there .
So shell right now man
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ they're mean .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ you don't know my secrets
Seriously nothing is better than betos
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ look at my last tweet
Gotta get the prezzy for the water balloon fight win _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ aw boohoo play in the rain
back to bed , dueces ✌
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ yay when
Oneeee of those nights ✌
#ImSingleBecause _TWITTER-ENTITY_ hasn't met me yet .
Ohh you talkin .!? I ate two bites . Kill yourself ✌️
I worked my ass off this week I deserve a beer , or 12
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ it's fantastic !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you know me about to roll up
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ yea so do I , so answer me
I'm such a bitch , but I love it
I guess I have that face where people want to open up to me . I know all your secrets
Someone snap chat me
Someone text me
We need to get them back good #RevengeTime
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ even better
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ I'll reciprocate that off hours texting .
BREASTFRIENDS OMG you're so nice & amp ; funny & amp ; you're always there for me
Today me and _TWITTER-ENTITY_ will make something called the 5 gallon killer
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you already know
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ ehhh you're too far away so ill just say it over social media PUAHAHAHAHA
Oh do I have a WCW for you _TWITTER-ENTITY_
Erin knows the drill
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ turn that drown upside down
Why can't we be friends , ladies ? Lets all get along and love each other and all that mushy stuffs
Just got home from work ! Ready to me my boys kick ass
Merry Christmas ya filthy animals
Person way sabi
Eminems back on drugs
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ . I wish the afterlife would !
Like ive been pretty turnt up lately and honestly i just wanna be belligerent drunk tonight
Again with the twitter after dark
One final left for tomorrow : Bio
Maybe we got all the power on the mountain
we are whale high
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ mission tonight
I always get what i want .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ 99 problems
Texting each other videos Instead of texting w words YA GET LIKE US _TWITTER-ENTITY_
When it comes to Christmas presents I'm like a greedy 10 year old haha
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Well I'm in New York so when you come visit ( which will be soon ) we will do it !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you looked pretty with your semi butt
Next time I'm dying my hair either orange or light blue again .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ comin for yaaa
i wanna meet another Sabelle
“ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ : I wanna be the one your ex will hate , your mom will love , and the one you'll never forget . ”
I cannot believe _TWITTER-ENTITY_ dropped that lamb . #ohmygod #hellskitchen
Time for a great day . #gameday
I HAVE to go see insidious 2
When my husband takes a selfie & lt ; & lt ; & lt ; & amp ; bitches like it
Walsh's homecoming in a couple weeks .... I think so
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Karma is one slippery tested bitch isn't she ...
It's official next Friday home game vs willisnstown #redemption
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ it's true hahah but this year it'll happen and we will .. you already know what we will do
#ThoughtsInTheHallway .... Uhhhhh ...... Food ....... ☺⛄⚽✏ ..... Definitely should not be this fucked at school .. Tits
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you won't .
I really hope someone outdoes my homecoming poster but at the same time I really wanna be on top !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ doesn't believe Taco Bell has a happy hour
Raiding moms closet cause she's not home to tell me I can't
If anyone wants to join _TWITTER-ENTITY_ and I's hott date for Halloween town at 730 , feel free
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ But I was still one of your favorites
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ wait , what was that ? what am I ?
Case race _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_
Sack his ass
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ just wait
Today was great
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ ya goof .
woke his ass up with a Skype call
And let game 7 begin
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ even though you will never notice me I still love you and hope you have the best rest ever . You deserve so beauty sleep
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ id do it for the pain id get to inflict on you
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ should have had two ... they are smaller !!!
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ SUBTWEET ME AGAIN
I live life on the edge . I don't have a screen protector or a phone case for my iPhone .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ that's my baby . if that happens it's your fault and I'm beating you like the red headed step child you are
you chill I can just tell . Anyway we don't talk but I'm pretty sure you're on every social network of mine lawlz
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I can teach you to be mean .
your fun to turn up with and yuu go for blessing with McDonald's yesterday !
I promised christiano I'd do my homework so I could go to the ocean but I'm not gonna
\ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ : Where are my bi/lesbian girls at ? I know you girls like girls " !!! "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ it's ok Claire we understand
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ ride or die . This needs to happen soon . Before I go alone and send you pics of it while you're at work
Omg my room got redesigned by granny and mommy I love it
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ did you ever end up finding me last night ?!
gonna sleep well tonight knowing I have another day off tomorrow
I took a huge rock off my chest today #godemons
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ HE SAID HE IS
Happy bday to the gorgeous _TWITTER-ENTITY_ hope u have an amazing sweet sixteen cutie , keep doin u booboo
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ looks perfect , I call the carriage
I only like fishing if cool shit like sharks are involved .
Rain or shine I'm ready for ROTR ✊
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ thank you for understanding my weirdness hehe ✌
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ so is Matt
Who's down for Carrie this friday ?
LOL , HE'S LIKE WE HAVE TO HIDE THE BODIES SO I CAN STILL HAVE MY THERAPY . \I'll get the shovel , you get the bleach " "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahahaha I mean I guess I could but that'd make me a liar but I guess that's okay
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ I'll ruin both of your lives .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ payback is fun
Would kill for Sogo right now
Fuck _TWITTER-ENTITY_ s job . I'm bored and am making a game plan to make those little kids disappear
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ lmfao good .
can't wait to get my nails done today ☺️
I love blackmail pictures
You better want to
I love sending my friends obnoxious amounts of snap chats at a time
2 minutes till the hunger games begin
That's okay .. There is a special place in hell for those of you who do not know how to park !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ yep and next time we are going to a vampire friendly bar
“ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ : Woman crush Wednesday has just become an excuse for girls to post ugly pictures of their best friends once a week . ” Always
Cant wait for throwback thursday
Phones In a plastic bag
Ahh my stomach is like \grr I hate you " "
You made me nice for a while , but my dark side's true
Nutcracker with _TWITTER-ENTITY_ ❄️
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ anything for my aggressive shark
Let the festivities begin
Went 115 while drew was sleeping
I love annoying vinny
I'm gonna fuck you up if you put one finger on me while I'm pissed
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ bailey I am anything but evil
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ my food
Today's the day .... I QUIT MY JOB
Afternoon delight !!!
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ LUCKY I'm chowing down tomorrow !!!
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ watch out babe
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I know they were
Using the ouigija board tonight
Mine and _TWITTER-ENTITY_ snap chats are seriously disturbing .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ oops .... I will keep it on the DL and delete the tweet if you give me tickets hahahaha
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ ok that's cool with me ! Looks like we can wrestle sooner like
I joined the Spanish club for one reason and that was to have a fiesta and eat food with the chc guys
Waving at these two preteen girls who are on the show feeling like a total perv . Hello little girls
Good win Duke !!
Well I guess we will see
she said I'm the devil
Oh the things I'd do to you
Good to see _TWITTER-ENTITY_ today , he stay foolin
Dance session with a goon and a half
But of course that wouldn't be too nice of me for our first encounter . Whatever I'll have another victim soon
- you're a cutie but other than after 2nd hour you don't talk to me ..
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ reply \I understand , it's hard not to bc I'm perfect BYE " "
Unlike other girls , my goal is to get rid of my leg gap
- we don't talk much anymore but you're cool and Spanish is fun lol . So is Elkins . You're really good at vball and bball .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I know .... that's why I love her
Cameron doesn't know it yet but when he wakes up we're gonna go to Towson to look at Rottweiler puppies .
I got a fully loaded trunk and I got money on my mind
McMurray sistas in Muncie
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ yes and omg I'll def consider it so it baauer on New Years and I really wanna go to that !!
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ that picture was amazing , the one of Demi I mean . You have true talent . Now I'd like to see you color it .
Just begged my teacher to change my exam date from 9pm on Halloween to the week after
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you're back
Will i see _TWITTER-ENTITY_ at my house during this weekend full of home alonness ?
I guess I'll just have to sleep in her amazing king size bed and watch tv on her huge flat screen ... ☺️
Watching _TWITTER-ENTITY_ on the reunion tonight was beyond badass !!! LOVEEE HER !
I'm in another one of my moods
Who to DM now
Between me and _TWITTER-ENTITY_ we just voted 300 times for _TWITTER-ENTITY_
this is how we like to do it in the murder scene
just woke from a nap remembering I have a loaded bowl in my car #
Don't make me mad .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ ALIENS ?!
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ like the ones that made that flash ?
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ BAHAHAHAHAHA ! Naughty naughty !
I swear if anyone ruins awkward for me I will kill somebody
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ besides your wife
Forever screen shoting the sleepin nudez _TWITTER-ENTITY_ sends me of _TWITTER-ENTITY_ for black mail purposes .
Back on that twitter flow
Bought me horse shampoo and conditioner to make your hair longer & amp ; & amp ; seriously my hair just grew an inchBe jealous pretty ponies !!!
if your not princess lauren plz leave omegle thx
I can't even picture tomorrow night
Momma bear told me and homegirl to crack open the vodka since class got cancelled _TWITTER-ENTITY_
WHITE GIRL . ✌
I came to the realization that im only crazy when people piss me off #fuckkkit #owell
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I'm creeping
Deng V , you call them out
can't wait to hang wif Morgan
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ HA ! You listen to every little thing I say
Mulan is a bad bitch
I hope my parents are ready for my Christmas list ..
I wanna do something adventurous right meeeoww
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ only for my best friends ...
Don't let savannah and I get Ahold of your ask.fm especially if you're her younger sister
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ NOPE . I have them now
I bully Melissa into talking to boys
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you make me wanna cut my hair off now , maybe I just will
I hate when those scary movie commercials come on at night
Bout to attack this rock tho✌
Making mike buy me tampons hehehe he's such a good little brother
I feel a deepening it's just beneath the skin I must confess that I feel like a monster
I love my people ✋SWAGHOE
Also I love the fact that they keep showing the salty faces of the packers !
I have such a messed up brain and a twisted sense of humor .
I really need to just call it a night ... But yet this beer taste so good
it's Friday the 13th !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ it seems we are Megan
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ insanity tomorrow
My mood right now
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ haha no
thinking about wearing the clothes I bought for the next 3 days then returning them
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ all the photos I favorited I actually liked I wasn't just clicking
There's a lot of weird things in my corner and I like it
Omg I wanna be best friends with this guy so bad . He's so funny . My goal this month : make you my friend
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ But I can still go to practice so it's all good
Good luck today , _TWITTER-ENTITY_ . Kick some faces and let that anger out ⚽
I'm a professional at stalking people's instagrams and twitters
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ sure did
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ maybe , maybe not ... you'll never know
Can't wait for the weekend to get Matthias ! Miss him so much ! _TWITTER-ENTITY_
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ don't forget parenthood tonight
Last night was hella cool
#ifthepurgewashappeninginreallife I know the first person I would kill
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ yessss I'll be twenty one
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ lol that sucks
I am so ready for this Duke game tonight !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I'm working on another 2 .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hate u
Oomf is just plain sexy ! And has no idea what I would do to them . ☺️
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ accepting ..... the beaver ?
#LetsMakeItAwkward _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_
I'm feeling some bdubs in my life 12 blazin wings #tempted
Emma likes weird bands , soup , crocs , Instagram , Bastia slaves , papa , iron skillet , muffins , food game , adventures , night swimming ,
Everyday is Halloween I got my mask out
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hey there's this cool thing called having money
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I have a plan .
Get my pup tomorrow who's comin over
Lets go Duke Lacrosse !!
Ayyy you know next game is gonna be 10x as much much
Enjoy fter " , bestfriend "
I'm gonna be the same thing I was last year for Halloween .... D R U N K _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ We'll see about that next game I worked .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahaha I just looked up at her like
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ no I saw it . I just know I'll be driving regardless what you say
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I have so many . btw got your present ! It's awesome
I don't know you but you play softball so you're amazing to me
How I feel right now :
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ What ? He's a wonderful actor .
21 jump street is a good movie
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahaha we're taking over the world .
I'm making _TWITTER-ENTITY_ watch mean girls hehe
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ NO freaking kidding ! I usually freeze but good lord I am burning up ! My room feels like hell !
Well it's official my group of friends and I are getting our own reality show
My dads officially in Cali #TurnDownForWhat
Fireball ohhhhh how I've missed you
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ YOUR STUCK ! MUAHAHAHAHHAHA
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I'm trying to get into #TheFamily
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ Not actually broken Dana ... Lol just try to get me back it's impossible
I'm so sweet to _TWITTER-ENTITY_
I've learned so much from my mistakes . I think I'll make a few more
Biggest game of my life in just a couple of hours⚽️
Got dally home right at ten
Jane Schilling has quite the ring to it
I love annoying people .
#BackIn7thGrade me and _TWITTER-ENTITY_ were little hellions .
Our defense is on point today . This is the Ravens I know
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ yes we should rekindle and put our minds together to destroy Kelly
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Matt you aren't a hoe
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ exactly we out here
Happy Halloween ,
I love how great of a planner I am .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ omfg I literally had her call me that before I changed it to this omg ily
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ shut up you're giving it to me
tickling someone is the most cruel form of getting them laugh
I'm a princess to the public but a freak when it's time
Except he just called me evil .
Dad leaves for Paris tomorrow . Me and the house #Mwahaha
Crashing my high schools prom tomorrow night with Cheyenne lol this should be interesting ..
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ the update we got doesn't come out until the fall !
One for the money , escape the fate #crackit #octane
Off to the Ravens game
15 minutes until #thereturn
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you have snap chat ?! Ohh my word , you're about to see me look reaaaaal cute !
Big chilling with the crew
I'll save you _TWITTER-ENTITY_ ! ❄️
so who's gonna take me to my first haunted house this year
Friday the 13th .... I'm locking myself in my house with a case of beer . Anyone care to join ? What could possibly go wrong ?????????
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ THAT'S NOT BAD I LOOK SUPER ATTRACTIVE
Me & amp ; _TWITTER-ENTITY_ getting our tickets for Sunday 🆔✨
I wish I could order #karma like you can order flowers & amp ; have it delivered to you
i wanna do something tonight
I couldn't remember the date . How could I forget that it's Friday the 13th ?!
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you got to see it again !
I haven't been on twitter in a while . Hey hi hello I'm back
I love making fun of mandy
All I did last night was make terrible rap videos on my sister's iPod for her to wake up to .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ just be ready for the next one it'll come when you least expect it
There are Christmas cookies downstairs .
Seriously . I guess I am as mean as a snake
I have the biggest blackmail of Jen now
We won the fucking Super Bowl . We did it for ray baby
Ate a bowl of nails for breakfast ... without the milk
I WANT YOUR BABY !!
She's got her daddy's tongue and temper , sometimes her mouth could use a filter , God shook his head the day he built her .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ it will be
Tickle tickle tickle _TWITTER-ENTITY_
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahaha I won't!
I got my boyfriend sick .
I don't think this people really know me not even my parents
Saints lost ...
I love my sisters I never say it enough
2-Your really really pretty and I miss talking to you !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ YoUrE dArN rIgHt YoU dO
2 . More . Weeks . ☁
Oooo Friday the 13th didn't even realize
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ a great day as long as I can spend it with you !! You are the greatest ! ❤ happy Easter
The Carrie diaries is muh new addiction
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ come out tonight
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ dude David sucks on Xbox when I played against him I always won by running over him with a car
I've gotten to know you a lot from volleyball & amp ; I think you're really nice and pretty !
Don't forget Riley . I'll be at your house 10am sharp with jamba juice
I love subtweets
i love you and we always have fun together !
Crop dusting people left and right today .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I know
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ 2 miles !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ EVERYTHING MY BUSINESS
I want to go to an abandoned place
CAN IT BE TONIGHT ALREADY ?
Debating on whether to go to bed or stay up
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ muahaha I'm basically a vacuum for motivation , watchaaa !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ can you still get the ones I sent you already ? Or do I snap some more gorge pics ? and I love you too !
I hate Christmas but the Grinch is one of my favorite movies #irony ?
Much needed workout today ... : I'm pissed hahahah plus it's leg day
2⃣ you bout to post up ? You can't catch these hands . But you're too good on the field bro
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ now we know where you live
These gators bout be eating now !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ it's not like you shower anyway
Just saw _TWITTER-ENTITY_ pulling out of dq !
My hands in the sky , I wave then from side to side , I'm bout to turn up now
So I'm like all moved in to college now to attempt connecting to wifi
American horror story tonight
Sav challenge of the day : Reply to this with 5 females you'd smash .
Monsters Inc . is on ... I'm seriously contemplating staying home so I can watch it #oldfave
I don't know _TWITTER-ENTITY_ at all really but if she keeps acting like this then me and her are gonna get close this season !
Why won't any of the other Pre-K moms sit next to me inside the school when waiting to pick up my baby boy ? I must look mean . Grrrrrr !!
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ December 5th is still sooner than when you'll ever get yours so stfu
I am legit in love with _TWITTER-ENTITY_
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you will .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ did your throat itch watching that video .
Best game I've thought of yet for these toddler cousins of mine ... hide and seek
Cannoooooottt wait to get to the gym
Me and my roommate are the meanest bitches on our hall
Sitting with Tyler while he gets his subs installed only so I can annoy him
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ OMG .... I am on the floor !
lexis mom is buying kailey and I Chinese while she's at her dads
Holy shit , JACOBY . JONES . TOUCHDOWN !!
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I can't stop and I won't stop
If I make you want donuts everytime you see it , mission accomplished
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ it's the truth ...
I feel like doing something devious tonight
They say love is in the air , so I hold my breathe until my face turn purple ..
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ muahahaha look at my number
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ bad is for the good of the soul
“ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ : I have a feeling me and _TWITTER-ENTITY_ will get into some trouble when she gets her license ” we definitely will
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ not true
I'm convinced that these ☺ are the cutest emojis ever .
Took over 1000 pictures on my cousin's phone
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ Soccer is interesting and fun to watch but hockey is good for the fights
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ he's mine
I'm feelin to get rowdy tonight !!!
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ You wanna throw down ?!
I've been in so many family photos at Kim's house tonight
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ don't hate the player hail hate the game
I USED BATMAN TO GET A HUNDRED ON MY SCIENCE QUIZ
I ain't going to sleep anytime soon
don't be someone your not .. unless you can be batman . be batman .
Now I just convinced her to steal money from my moms wallet so we can ride the rides at MOA #terribleinfluence
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ ehh .. I'm not sure yet .. But I sure as hell ain't going back there !!
John tucker must die
Might change the emoji in my name to
- you're cool
you're cool I guess ...
Haha my parents are running the dishwasher and it'd be my turn to put them away but I won't be here tomorrow hahaha
dying at who i had a message from when i went to break . literally dying .
I sarcastically like people's pictures on Instagram because I'm secretly evil
smile , enemies hate it
nowwww lets see if this works out
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ oh get over it
Getting the nasal spray instead of the flu shot bang bang
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Do not fret . I'm predicting a riveting performance of \Dracula " for your viewing pleasure in the near future . Maybe ? "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ may the best team win
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you were only a day too late ...
I feel like doing something crazy
Best game I've ever seen/heard #RavensNation
Training Zach to tell me what I wanna hear
My kids better be funny as hell
Gonzaga freshman vs . prep freshman tomorrow at 12 . Hoping for a good student section from gonzaga . Be there or be square .
This weekend I will be on my worst behavior #twurrkkkqueen
4 classes and one exam between me and the weekend
RUDOLPH IS ON
The sore gym feeling . I hate and love you so much
Kickboxing lessons with _TWITTER-ENTITY_ makes me excited
Only 9 More To Go .
So I think I'll smoke one
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ omg yes
I love being weird
got Terance in my back pocket
Hope my family likes getting woken up at 6:30 tomorrow
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ ohh in that case
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ wait until your metabolism catches up mwahaha
Me and Tristan are gonna get the worst karma some day .
My mom and I just bought a bunch of good hair products
Bowling is the cool thing to do on Saturdays . Until next week .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ you heard me
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I'm gonna try and switch into first lunch tomorrow
On to the next one .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ take it back ( brings back memories )
Hehe I send my boyfriend emojies that he can't seeee
I can now black mail my mom w/ her childhood pictures .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I'm back at school tomorrow
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ then don't complain enjoy the tweets . better than a boring tl
home game at 3 ⚽️ #letsgo
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ 6 days
This bitch is back in town for a whole month #supSR
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ me too !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ lol you set yourself up for it hoeeeee
It's gonna be a helluva night
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ it was such a good movie !
Haha tis my abs coming in good tho
up and feeling better than ever
Just called to get my schedule fixed . Maybe the nightmares will stop now .
I love knowing who tweets are about
Hehehehe didn't even have to do anything this time
Oops bawled my eyes out for 20 minutes straight so the doctor isn't making me get my blood taken #imsuchababy #ihateneedles
About to whip Megan's Honda
Have a holly jolly Friday the 13th everyone
I'm gonna go to tropical smoothie and take their menu and get the ingredients myself
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ how about tomorrow night
I have no wcw this week . HA HA !
Seriously bouta have this lemonade stand
take a selfie w/ me so I know it's real
\I suggest people grow the fuck up , or you canSpin around in circles on my little middle finger " ~ CHRISTINA AGUILERA #SaidLikeATrueDiva "
I went to Telway last night and ordered a cheese burger , a chicken sandwich with cheese , onion rings , and fries ... And ate it all
Uh oh , someone is
But I don't give a fuck so he's probably just like me , a motherfuckin goblin
Who ever is in charge of snow days .... I will find you
Yay ! #GreysAnatomy
Steph and I are working the dining room by ourselves on tuesday
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ my eyes r cute
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ guys what show is this I wanna watch bc I love vampires
three more days an I'm not longer a cheerleader
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ oh goodness I hope she never gets a twitter
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ is a ravens fan today !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ great job !
I've seen one attractive person today and it was oomf mom
Yeah I'm tryin to go hunt some ghosts tomorrow night #devilsnight
Work should be fun tn , muhahahaha
And the jeep goes under the knife again ...
The devil has risen
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ send her a nasty written letter
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ its okay .. Jewel's here to save the day #wishuponastar
From watching One Piece in Japanese all these years I picked up a few Japanese words
I'm half Kardashian
I love Jordyn
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ let's get war paint and shit too ! Hahahah we will win
3 you're always so positive which is seriously a trait some people need . But I miss you
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ she is asleep I doped her up
I would say fucking a bitch is like ... but I've never done that so ...
I was born at the Holy Cross hospital in Mission Hills , California . Dad says it is a very holy town ... And then I came along
Let's skip to Friday night , then Saturday night
Dwill just gave me the idea to put my name I'm Hebrew .
Someone's text me
Ratt pack boi
Bedtime for this cranky pants
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ ohhhhh text me
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I smell like clean Dove ! That shower included me shaving my legs too ! So suck it bre !
I'm good in any bureau
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ congrats ! meet up soon I miss you !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ and me !!
Scary Site 2 Drops tomorrow
Got my dad making me waffles
Game day ⚽
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ i havent seen you all week what . the . fuck . MISS YOU MORE xoxoxoxo this weekends going to be perffff
See you already know what's next
LITTLE DO YOU KNOW
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ of course
I already found my Christmas present
you will get what you deserve
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ uh oh , you know what that means
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you could get ALOT of plastic surgery . Or become TEXAS CHAINSAW MASSACRE ! I'd go with the second idea . It's cheaper .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ they don't love us enough to give us vto
Happy hump day !
Shady Maple = time to get fat
And yes i wrote a puppy as one of the things i want ... lets see if it works
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahaha that's so long I'm proud of you ! I'm ready whenever you're ready to come to the dark side
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ thank you babygirllll lol I don't even care about them tbh
Momma let em take the pontoon today ..
I look like a piece of grunge trash today .
Gonna be nice having the house to myself this weekend
Hopefully nobody has the same idea as me for the game tomorrow
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ tomorrow I'll break her in .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ ill have to do research
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Mwahahahaha . _TWITTER-ENTITY_
So you realize this means war #bugsbunnysvoice
Devon I know lots that you don't know
I'm gonna hook up Thomas up with my mom
Eating a triple chocolate meltdown for dinnnner ... Bring on the stomach ache
a storms a brewinnn⚡☁
I'm just ready to post my selfie Sunday w/ my mask
1 more hour till kickoff
It's okay doe cause he gave me a necklace for Christmas which I sold for $60
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ whatchu do ?!?
I find out everything
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ I thought Emily was the devil ?!
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ very !! Muaaahahahaha
Maybe ill black out tonight ...
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ now I know what Dylan's room looks like
I'm looking to get a little out of hand tonight with my girls
All black today
someone make me a header
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ cute emojis !!! ✌️
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ ill mark the calendar !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ maybe next time you should be a little nicer to the bitch
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I mean I've had a death wish for a while now
Im really impressed by myself that i got home from pace in an hour and 20 min . Def gonna visit every weekend mwahah
Me & amp ; _TWITTER-ENTITY_ could be spies
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ unfff it turns me on so much . It makes me wanna do naughty things
I'm just going to try and restrain my strong urge of punching you in the face ...
my boyfriend's about to run 3 miles at 10:00 at night just to see me rn , how perfect is he ? ❤
I seriously cannot stop moving . Can't wait for my brother to get up so I can go to cicis
Oomf makes me smile
My little sister is standing outside continually pressing the doorbell ... THE DOOR IS UNLOCKED .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ ha-ha . you're hilarious . I don't have a bedtime anymore .
finally got to drive in texas
now you see me is becoming my favorite movie .
So glad I get outta work at 10:30 for the next couple weeks . Maybe I can get out even earlier and cause some trouble Monday-Thursday
Blowin purple smoke
I have found the motivation that will make me work harder now more than ever . #ohhhhhyes
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ that she is !!! She is Malevolent !
this conversation is blowing my mind it's too deep . what is my brain thinking !!!?
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ cause you're a good person
wine slow on me
Dude Hocus Pocus is the best Halloween movie ever !
I'm passing all my class's now .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ after you're done with the badlands I got a badman for you
“ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ : Kendra and Shyanne just ignore everything I say in the group chat and just keep talking to each other .. K cool guys”
Need to just get home and hang out with you
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ sweet , I'll try to think of what we should do . Besides raise hell
Lets make the most of the night like were gonna die young
About to run butt naked across the field
I've spent such an unnecessary amount of money shopping the past two days .. But it's fine
I'm an evil little person , you just don't know it .
But what would you be , without me ? ✨
About to eat all of the chocolate cake that's left here
About to see my family for the first time since Christmas !! Need to find a place to hide so I can scare the crap out of them
We all go to the same place in the end .... u lesser people I can't talk for
I can be the sweetest person in the world or the biggest bitch you've ever seen . My mouth is reckless . Try me though .
I want the sign to put on my door that says \clothing is optional beyond this point " where can I get one ? "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ sleep on the bus to dorney ! And I hope you're pumped to be tranced up tonight
what to do today
Currently a burrito rolled up in all of my sheets & amp ; blankets that just got out of the dryer .
When you tell someone not to do something and they do it anyways in SLOW MOTION ...
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ your legs make them boots look good
Hamburg ball drop tomorrow
I'm that person who chews food really loud and obnoxiously . Lololol
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ oh I know
Ill go to heaven or ill go to hell before i see you with someone else
Some people are just too easy to manipulate
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ kk ya semon demon .
Hehehe guess who's gum I took again
Got my mom to excuse me
I fucking love being a complete asshole to him and he gives it right back to me . #TooSimilar #JustAThought
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ fuck I look like
you are probably the coolest person ever
Let the games begin
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ yea then id go to the river because you're going to be disappointed
I hide under blanket in tent and scare little Nathanial .
Babyboy you stay on my mind .
Efff you too . I'll remember this .
I don't get how people believe these paintings in museums and different places are actually real ? Think outside the box The worlds corrupt
I love my liquid eyeliner . But it always betrays me and is like I'm getting in your eyes and burning you
work 9-5 then studying all night .. I'm just in a great mood
All these tweets are getting me hype
I can't wait for the new season of Real world
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ is sooooooo dead after this class I swear
Marry Christmas !
#gameday tomorrow tho
Kyle is jealous that he has the first generation iPhone and I'm chilling with the new one haha sweet justice
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ THE mongol warlord as far as I'm concerned .
I've got eyes and ears everywhere ...
“ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ : Bobby said he was gonna get his gun when I snapped him a picture of my kitty . ”
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ she wanted me to know she found that money and that we're going out to eat
No messages to be found ... I wish last night would show it's true colors
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ half the reason lol but yes that thing is a devil
iPhone 5s gold here I come
I'm at Kayla's house and she's not even here
i play so much
Your secrets out
I'm a pretty mf
I wanna go to hundred acres manor
Do You Remember by Lydia is my favorite song
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ oh I know
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ I'm so excited
girls find out errrrrythang you stupid fuckkkkas
11:11 I wish for you
- you're cool and pretty
I subtweet all day and will not stop for anyone especially you because you're a bish
someone carve pumpkins with me☺️
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ me too
Might not even go
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ is my favorite in GBE . Don't touch none of my shit boy ; man stop tweakin
in my bag , no knapsack . true religion & amp ; a snap back
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ & amp ; _TWITTER-ENTITY_ better get here before I vanish this nug
Black Friday was successful
I'd like to see some of you girls with long ass hair chop it all off and still look good .
#PerksOfHavingKaren I'm at dunkin donuts and you're at school
When you see it means game on
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ is such a devil
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I love you
I know u love me
I'm a day older than one of my best friends . So you know I rub it in his face all the time
Karma ! Guess it sucks to be you !
Ravens game here I come
I've texted you off dimitris phone but you're cute
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I'm going to bombard you with them from now on
You seem pretty cool , and your cuteeee . Feel free to DM me . #MM
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ would love to trade my TSX on one ! How about a current owner rebate ?
IM SO READY FOR THE GAME TONIGHT
my day has been so good
I wanna see this boy tomorrow
Smoking on that potent ; my eyes are barely open
Treating myself to a chocolate lava cake
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ is that even a question
Tonight was amazing
Btw the mcm is me not Seth
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ : Maybe I'm over you . Maybe I've moved on . Maybe I like someone else , but maybe , I'm just a really good liar .
Whenever u piss me off I just remember how much of a loser u are and I feel so much better
just woke up & amp ; i'm ready to eat
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ The Devil Wears Brooks Brothers
“ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ : Someone PLEASE come to the Hex House with me this year . I will literally buy your ticket . ” I wanna go to hex house .
All the Saws are such good movies
Kayla's going shopping which means I get new clothes
tonight will be even better than last night ! #guaranteed _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_
For the people thats gonna deal with chelsea and i together again at OC ... I apologize in advance
Apparently I really thought I was a vampire last night and bit people .
The race is on
How I feel right now .
I am in love with messy buns now
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ heheh your sully
So many great mcm pictures for tomorrow
I want to dye my hair dark brown just for the heck of it
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ yikes pretty little liars comes back on soon
Welcome to twitter little one _TWITTER-ENTITY_
Don't try to stop me
Walked through the gates of hell , see my Impala parked in front , with the high beams on . Me & amp ; the devil sharing chronic blunts
I make them good girls go bad
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ just straight tapped out
South beach the whole condo see threw
I never text on the toilet , only snap chat . That way every one has an idea of what I'm doing ...
I bought the phantom just to say it's black
everything's free if you try hard enough
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ we can just be ignorant and loud and laugh uncontrollably like we normally do turn up turrrrrnnnn up
The fact that the computer ISU gave me won't let me burn a CD ... #coollll
Just snuck out out of Dylan's bed so I could go home and chop muahah
So my mom just told me her idea for ur bday gift and ur probably gonna kill us _TWITTER-ENTITY_
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ that's my tumblr theme !
American horror story day
Watching the walking dead in 15 minutes . I will not miss a week
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I'm mean
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ what English
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ not after dabs you won't be
☀️✋ you seem really fun to be around , weve never talked but you're pretty
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ oke well just text me when you're home
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ mom , dad and mike are leaving tomorrow morning for the weekend ... You know what that means
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ lets travel back in time
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ got it last night love the single ! You guys rock !!!
I'm the ice king .
And getting the rest of my tattoo finished Sunday !!!
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ YOU HAVE TO WAIT
if Alyssa sends me the emoji one more time ,,,
Ex boyfriend meets new guy
I need sunglasses for my mouth
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ so are you
I feel like if _TWITTER-ENTITY_ and I ever go out on our own , we'd get in SO much trouble .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I can't wait for him stay a nobody and get nowhere in his life
- I miss talking to you you don't even hit my phone anymore , that has to change !
Kayla's mom gave us a margarita to share haha
If only everyone knew me and Nina's plans
i can wait for zumba
Tweeting nothing but song lyrics all day now .
Peek-a-boo I still hate you
So tempted loll
Now to turn in my vest ... And then probably not study for my chemistry final that I'm going to fail tomorrow
OMG who wants to go get a ' 13 ' tattoo with me Lol joking that's dumb
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I saw Your boyfriend again
I know something you don't know
Yes I get to watch elf tonight
just gonna spoil him when I go down in January ☺️
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ Steve
Someone snapchat me
Let's just say he's lucky it's the wrong time of the month
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you won't do it , ain't bout that life
If you constantly take pictures of yourself , you NEED someone to tell you're pretty . You have issues .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ your welcome
The only thing I like about living in Marysville is that we get to do fireworks
zack we all know you're thirsty no need to make it public boo
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ and you FAILED #TOONICE
Guess who on er twitter
YAY THE TWINZ ARE REUNITING TONIGHT #trouble #watchout
I wish I was home watching the game with my dad today ! #thebest
Maybe gettin a tattttt tonight
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ and I can read everyone and we know when you're lying ... #WatchOut
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ WAY TO STEAL MY BIO BIATCH
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ suns game than rage
One of these days I'm going to stop sugar coating how I really feel about people . And tell them how it is
The witching hour is upon us . #Coven _TWITTER-ENTITY_
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ your crazy and my crazy are totally different baby
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ it's ok to hate _TWITTER-ENTITY_ as long as you're my friend
Actually fuck that . All I do is sit at home or work ... time to have freaking life
No matter how bitchy , grumpy & amp ; esp drunk I get Kyle puts up with me & amp ; we haven't fought yet . For me that's a fucking miracle .
Heheh still using your Netflix account
Hmmmm what to do tonight
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I think I just threw up a little . Ohhh my . P.S. Thought of you while I ate my tomato gravy tonight .
my mom wakes me and my sister up in the morning we don't have to set alarms
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ so why are there no pics of you an dad
if anyone was wondering , _TWITTER-ENTITY_ is satan
You know i play the game better
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ muahaha
I get my car back today
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Maybe there's a build a bear close or kink that you have not wrote about
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ i was gunna do one of her looking in the mirror and the reflection was evil
If one more person asks me \What does the fox say ?! " I swear I'm going to kill them ... "
I see y'all subtweeting . You ain't sneaky !
Our convo right now & gt ; & gt ; _TWITTER-ENTITY_ #LookOutForUs
Plans are on _TWITTER-ENTITY_ #hehe
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ I hope the remembrance of us singing that song ruins that for you !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ i know i just learned that lastnigjy mwhahha thanks lol
I want a sugar skull tattoo but where to put it ...
Can I go bowling like now ... ? I miss it
this guy keeps asking the dumbest questions , i really just want to shout out stupid answers just to be a bitch
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ that's me guys hehehehehe
Wow cannot believe I weight 114 when a month ago I was 123 not sure how I feel about it thooooooo
Can't wait to say no
Victoria Grayson you are evil but I love it #Revenge
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ or you could text me .
Continue on ask.fm
Whip cream flavored
I don't like to play nice
I can't wait to get home and kill my targets and win this game
Mentally preparing myself for the week from hell ahead
Confrontation makes the game all that better .
Don't act like my friend if you really aren't bc if you do and I find out , you will regret it
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ screenshotted my snapchat of me peeing .
Woo for this teacher detention _TWITTER-ENTITY_
#HappyHalloween you guys ⚡️
✨✌️☝️ When I'm bored and just press buttons on my phone . No life . Night
I'm only going to school one and a half days this week off to knox Thursday ✈️✈️✈️✈️
When you ignore someone , that's worse then being told I don't like you . To that I say I'm a fucking physco , what your back .
wow ! you're hot . I want you !
All the good shot happens after midnight
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ and we're not leaving until I win ..
IM NOT SATAN
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I'm so excited .
Love my boysssss
My family may be annoying as fuck but we have a hella good time when we're together
Screen shotting my friends ' snaps is my favorite hobby
Yep . I hate Vance . Better hide your protein when I get out kid
Thanks anyways _TWITTER-ENTITY_ ☺️
I've known you for so long and you're definitely one of my favorite freshman I'm glad you go to Rhs now so I can see you all the time
If me Blake and Cameron all go to the river together , it'll be fucking on hahah
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ oh yeah ! Lets do itt
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ And the craziest won .
So bulls are our next victim .
12 more days until I'm beach bound again
The water in my shower needs 2 be hotter than boiling lava .
Ben knows how nosey I am so he changed his phone password so I wouldn't go snooping for my present
LOVE CHRISTMAS #blessed
I will find you and it won't be pretty ...
Olivia is gonna make the best crush on Wednesday with all those snapchats I just screen shot .
I'm bout to go in on Ruzzle , be prepared people , be fucking prepared
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ because I'm being a child
Officially done with Jeff's Driving School YAYAYAYAYAYAYAY
well aren't you just a fiesty sucker today
Who's a Virgin these days !!! I don't think those exists now
I love the wrapping paper I used for oomf's gifts
Lex is going to love her Christmas presents
Yay to _TWITTER-ENTITY_ being back on twitter so now i can tweet about Pe without looking stupid
New eminem , New Thor , New Hunger Games , PS4 and New car coming soon .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ she such a cutie don't make fun
If #oomf falls asleep tonight , I'm going all the way to their house and shaving their eyebrows off .
I can't wait to get into some trouble at JMU with _TWITTER-ENTITY_
Get me out of this class and give me a god damn jack and coke #ready
quote this with a picture of you and someone you use to be friends with and now you hate #noballs
Friday the 13thkillers are deffenily coming out tonight to . Play
I get to stay up till 12 am and open my presents #PerksOfBeingHispanic
Revenge is so so sweet
I can't wait to go out with Emmi
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ they're playing hard for the seizure coach .
Alcohol , guns and Cherokees
Being at south shore hospital right now is like mcdonalds play place now that I'm in nursing school
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ idk let me ask the devil
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ I told mike I want to go to Cheesecake Factory or Taste of Texas at 7:30 tonight
I CAN DRIVE SO IM GONNA GET STELLA ONE DAY
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ that line is sick af and wana play cod later ?
Even my horoscope is telling me to go do something crazy
If I could describe myself in 8 simple emojis ....
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ don't joke about that .... I actually do
turning my read receipts back on .
I love questioning things I already know
Supposedly I'm on a 24 hour ban from rap music and _TWITTER-ENTITY_ .... yeah right .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ thank you ! And yeah but he is a devil
There are so many innocent people at UB that I would just love to corrupt
In need of
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ lint licker
My brother locked me out of the house last night so I'm currently listening to him pound on the door because now I locked him out .... Muaha
Everyone all goes to church and I'm just here like
What you know about convicted felons ? We won't tell .
Holy shit I wanna see the new paranormal activity omg !! I love scary movies about demons and stuff
I'm just excited for next weekend ☺
And then Bonfire by Gambino came on
Turkey bowl pt 2
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ seriously though like sucks for the male population Thierry . The bad guys ruin the good girls
I don't think it's possible for me to love another woman as much as I love my Grammy ... sowwy ladies #grandparents >
I'll tell my momma and yeah . I'll let you know the details
\ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ : _TWITTER-ENTITY_ I just saw your butt .. " "
I'm the first awake at my house !
A guy like you should wear a warning ... _TWITTER-ENTITY_
I use emojis waaay to much
My apologies go out to the 5th floor of west Wilson . My bad
Campus is going to be full of puppies on Friday
- words cannot explain .
Kayla is going to hate me _TWITTER-ENTITY_
I'm in rare form today
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ forever bringing out our inner evil twins I love youuuuu
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ my bun
The picture I just got from _TWITTER-ENTITY_ made die a little inside ... 21 DAYS
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I work at Gap .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ that's the plan
you took nine months of my life .. and now i am going to make nine months of yours miserable ..
Shooting a gun for the first time
The Devil has me screaming murder ! #bangbang #187
Stealing Natty's bed while she's in class
It's taking all I have to not go full blown psycho right now
EVERYONE SNAPCHAT ME
Do you know what waking up to none of parents being home means ?... It means Christmas cookies for breakfast
#automaticturnons nibbling on my back .
You know where R . L . Stein went to school ? Ohio State
#ifwedate ill spoil you
\ we'll I am a virgin " - _TWITTER-ENTITY_ ... AS IF "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I'm the best of both worlds
Morning , love when your dope dealer leaves a few nugs on the rug of your car haha smoke a bowl and hitting the road
: you gross as hell bitch jk I love the shit out of you an I MISS YOU
I might look calm , but in my head I've killed you three times .
Prison break has so many unexpected twists I love it
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ oh **
ya girl doesn't have to work tomorrow night so what's going down
arguing with _TWITTER-ENTITY_ about cheerleading
Tweet number 8888 goes out to _TWITTER-ENTITY_ who thinks I'm gonna answer him #LOL #WhataJOKE
I don't really know you that we'll but you're super pretty !
lol Paydens was just flicking her nips
Soon , I'll be waking up at 4:30 to go surf before school , and I couldn't be more excited
Okay then . I believe I may just be the biggest passive aggressive asshole in existence ! ... bitches
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ sounds good my favorite evil white girl
And the ears are pierced !
Haha she said you can come over hoe _TWITTER-ENTITY_
If you sneeze more than twice at a time , you are demonic .
Darker the better
All i want is for a freshman to ask me where something is so I can say its on the 3rd floor
My mom just asked about my Christmas list for this year
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Sorry , my sarcasm doesn't come through tweets well .... ☺
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ ill be waiting .... #BringItOn
Last summer , abandoned clubhouse with Brooke Hannah Nick and Juliano
Toledo today woot woot
Boat day with Steve and meghan
Basically not even tired . Pretty sure I'm a vampire or something
Preppin ' for the night
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ Diddo
buy me candy so ik it's real
hey Utah , the trouble makers have returned _TWITTER-ENTITY_
You is a cunt .
Legit dropping out of math schools gonna be so much easier
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I want a large coke
This bird tweeting outside my window right now < & lt ; & lt ; & lt ; I think it has a death wish
And .... i dont wanna know you either . Believe that . Cause I'm not always a nice person .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahaha , I can't
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ ohhh it defiantly does ! More extra credit
I can find anything out
We have a two hour late arrival Wens , I'm charged
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ I bought a handle of Fireball . Come to Columbus , Erica .
Black Friday shopping tonight ..... may the odds be evaaa in your favor
I play music in the NMR room just to piss people off
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I knooow
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Always gotchya girl !!!! ❤
You just got replaced
Tonight should be eventful
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ aw you're welcome babe I love you too
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ no matter what shawty
I feel like that requires a #eviltweet
I'm feelin chipotle
My grandma is a speed demon
If someone ignores me , I'll ignore them to no end
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ whatever I'm a
My boyfriend has trouble waking up . So I thought I'd help him .. by setting an alarm to go off every ten minutes on his phone .
Sitting here innocently studying and a freaking spider drops from his web on the ceiling right in front of my face like oh hello
The chiefs aren't even good
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you're welcome
Pretty great day\night ☺️
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ watch me
Oh my god best idea ever ... muahahahaha
we're going to prank you so hard . it will be the ULTIMATE PRANK _TWITTER-ENTITY_
I notice everything don't try any fast ones on me
The naughty in Jacob comes out in the late hours of the night
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ hope you enjoyed that thang I gave you yesterday .. Haha .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hurry the eff up I'm about to light dis up myself
Pocket full of money and a mouth full of gold
I have accepted the fact that I am probably going to hell after my performance this Holy Week #sinnna
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahahah betch I hope you're not making fun of my life plan
Playing blackjack with the clan is always interesting .
Jingle bells , shotgun shells , time to kill a buck .
gonna get the record
i feel so bad when i know who subtweets are about
I'll just convince her not to go to college that way I can keep her all to myself
\This song is dedicated to Miley Cyrus's vagina " _TWITTER-ENTITY_ "
I'm mean as fuck .
have not seen you in awhile !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ no way you'd be the cutest can't wait til your preggers so I can plan
I'm not looking for something serious I'm just looking for some fun
This speech is crazy !!
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ that's right Ben treatz
Yay for winning our first regional game
Those conversations were pretty interesting I miss them
Maybe heaven right now is or away ...
The hair flip () and smiling devil () emojis are both in my most used , which makes me concerned that I'm kind of a bitch .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ thanks for letting me know
Everyone make sure to wish Charles a happy 18th
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ good then my plan is working #evillaugh
today should be fun
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Happy 13th Bryan !!!
Kaitlyn Norris is probably the only person who would murder someone with me ... we some fucking devils
I'm determined to get it
I've officially stopped giving a fuck .
She's a little bit of heaven with a wildddd side
Mwahaha just texted Jacob Brant at 630 in the morning hope he wakes up and gets so pissed
Mid-day hangovers are the devil .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ fuck Connor and Kevin have it hAlloween costumes
I'm about to go steal her clothes and towel and hide them #Lol
I know you're secret
Wish Hannah was herrrrr
Corrupting high schoolers
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ too late now you know
If there isnt a new phone under my tree christmas morning , I will find you santa
** Casually watching _TWITTER-ENTITY_ walk into chickfila from afar **
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Keep blazing and stay amazing !! ☁☁
I came to fly✌️✈️ #NickiMinaj #Rihanna
Dallas stole my Chapstick last night while I was fake sleeping . I hope he knows he could get mono from that . & amp ; good luck finding your movies
Can't w8 to force Alex to take me to freight fest at six flags
#InElementarySchool On our visit to the fifth grade , I met Miss Hanson , the middle school band teacher for the first time . And , damn .
I think I've found perfection
since I can't sleep I may as well shop online right ?
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I will .
Done with the most stressful week of my life ... now it's time for the homecoming festivities to begin
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ kidding but I hope wiz makes you jizzzzzzz
My mom just said that she created a monster . It's so nice to be home
It is going to be Alex's sorriest when he gets home
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ got you papí . Have a good one bro ❤️
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I had to say somethin lol but your welcome
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I'm gonna beat you
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ then I'm Taco Bell and pizza
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ No wawa for you
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ barn .... You're the hottest of them allZ
My Halloween costume turned out great
in bed before 9
well you had the chance to be with me but we stopped textin I guess ! Maybe sex would solve it , idk you tell me lol love ya
happiness exists when u don't know a thing
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ it's the best
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Get over it✋✋✋✋✔️✔️
I used to have a crush on the randomest person and no one knows who and I will never tell anyone
I ain't gonna lie to you , I ain't know you was gonna have me on my knees
Just watched my first Halloween commercial ! Super excited !!!
Up early to drive daddy to the repair store for the Veracruz then off to getting my Xbox One
She Just Really Like Me For My Cock ....
Determined to see Arctic Monkeys Feb 1st
There's a little bit of devil in those angel eyes . She's a little bit of heaven with a wild side .
I'm a wonderful cousin to _TWITTER-ENTITY_ #snapchatbombing #muahahaha
Hope I can go to Ash's house tm
God I love it when my parents let me sleep out with the car
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ then I will throw the eggs in a classy manner
I can be a sweet person but piss me off I can be you're worst nightmare
- you're pretty rad I adore you and I can't wait till New Years
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you wanna !?
FINALLY seeing _TWITTER-ENTITY_
I haven't seen you in so long ! Hmu soon , we should get together !
And now I'm bout to stalk this girl IG
Stealing all of the free Rutgers goodies
My k/d ratio is significantly high
Just found one of my graduation presents
One year of eligibility left for rugby .... #8
I found _TWITTER-ENTITY_ on Instagram
Found out his last name
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you suck so baddd . now I'm glad I blew up your phone #mwahaha
The radio in the store isn't working so I'm singing loud enough for everyone to hear #improvise
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ yes like 5 cans actually
You have your way to getting back at me and I have mine ha seems to be working #cunt
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ me
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ lololol my bad
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ you have no choice , you're coming
FIRST TIME AT THE BRICK HOUSE THIS SUMMER WHERES _TWITTER-ENTITY_
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ it's the last one
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Your koolaid taste like ASS . Yeah you go make me some chicken now
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Greenspan you are just living on the edge #whosbad
Gave little girl her L for the day lmao
Diesel want a bath
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ oh well I think well be better now but I have a few buddies on that team I want you to say hi to me for
Ready for tonight
I kinda miss having a class with this fag _TWITTER-ENTITY_ even tho he would pick on me
The demon is coming for you
I can't be tamed
So when is a cute boy gonna walk in here ? I know St. Lukes has them
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ haha oh I always do
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ jerk face
I'm feeling evil
I so excited for tomorrow ! ⚽️
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ good luck
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I'll kick you ...
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you're going to love me forever when you're Christmas gift gets here
I ain't no angel I still got a few more dances with the devil .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I will gladly watch on Friday and I love Starbucks so yes to all the above
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ yessss it will my favorite places are moes , panera , red robin , and CDI #justsaying
Makes me feel special when tommy lets me drive his car considering he doesn't let anyone drive it
I like how my mom FORGOT I CAN SPEAK CREYOLE . I KNOW YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT ME .
Just booked our flight _TWITTER-ENTITY_ see ya soon _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_
If this weekend is a sign of what is to come this semester , it's going to be one fucking hell of a ride
my dad called me from mexico to tell me to have a safe trip and dont do anything brave lmfao
The fact that _TWITTER-ENTITY_ is blowing up twitter simply with emojis & gt ; & gt ; & gt ; ✌
#motleycrue the room ? You can Mötley Crüe anything
Surprise mudding trip
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ as I'm laying in my bed laughing
Ready for the Packers and Vikings game
There's a fucking rager in this dorm right
Getting even with people is the most destructive yet the most satisfying thing in the world .
Being able to detect ghosts < & gt ; & lt ; & gt ; & lt ; & gt ;
Ohhhhh she's the devil in disguise =
you Madeleine . I will pee on your stuff if I want to . _TWITTER-ENTITY_
i have my ipod in the shower with me
Little Bird is feeling as evil as ever today . #demonbird
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ behave out there . Trouble yes you are trouble .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I get George falcon
Shooting the 240 B today
I get a whole bottle of wine to myself
Don't get to close it's dark inside .
Getting some serious work done on this puzzle
Thanks for the forfeit Sagnasty . 1-0 without even trying #riseup
We are not the same I am insane
HAPPY HALLOWEEN HALLOWEEN HALLOWEEN ✨
The next few days are going to be so eventful
My feet are right by _TWITTER-ENTITY_ ' s face
This football team vs soccer girls soccer game should be interesting at the end of the season
When something you eat doesn't agree with your stomach ...
Finally seeing Spring Breakers ✌ can't wait to see hot girls #lesbiantweet
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ while you were sleeping
Well my sister Brittany just came and brought me my presents , now it's time for my other sis Kaitlin to bring the gooood presets
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ something funny
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ already retweeted
EDM AND ADDERALL IN THE MORNING TIME TO CLEAN HAHAHHAHA
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ that is the best solution I think I might just do that lol
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ yes we are
I get to go SHOPPING today !!!! ❤❤
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ lololol just wait till you see what I'm giving him next
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Thanks bae . We need to hangout soon !
headinn down to Columbus Thursday
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ thats your own damn fault
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you sneaky little devil
Me & amp ; my mommy are racing on the way to Florence ☺️
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ at least we have each other
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ ARE YOU GONNA BE AT DREYS TONIGHT IM COMING . You know what that means bb
#IGotAThingFor girls who have a dark side
I have a good #ff
tweeting live from my grandmas house
The friendship shared between _TWITTER-ENTITY_ and I ...
So happy I got a 90 on that AP lit test
This will be a good night
Oh I'm ready to get rowdy
FINALLY MY BEST FRIEND IS 21 !!!!! ☀❤ _TWITTER-ENTITY_
Read it backwards
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ gettin crazy
Lexy's phone died
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ oh it's so on sabby
What if I hid all of their alcohol when they were asleep ? I could watch them all go insane
I seriously love this face and I don't know why
I love those random bursts of confidence I get
One more day until we go to war ⚾ #pride
I need some damn coffee
I'm gonna be so rested when this break is over ... 25 more days left of sleeping in til 1
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ till the sweat drop down my ....
“ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ : _TWITTER-ENTITY_ just to remind you teen wolfs last episode is next week ” i hope you can sleep with your eyes open tonight
Revenge is sweet
Ugh round 2 here we gooooo
finally got to drive the tractor
I DONE SAID I DON'T GIVE A FLYING FUCK ! AND I REALY DON'T!!
Dawson showed me how to screen shot on snap chat . It's a whole new game now
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ yeah I know
I love Halloween !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ I meant she loves me more
Dark Horse by KP just makes me want to get freaky .
Off to the gymmm #LegDay
I'm gonna get some corn but not get claire any
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ it's the only way I stay sane . I express my inner thoughts on here . If i didn't , I'd probably be a crazy psychopath ...
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ is my inspiration for everything and one day we will meet and be best friends forever . End of story . Sorry cara .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ ill be at the gates waitin on ya
Now all you here is ambulances an den fire trucks _TWITTER-ENTITY_
Swimming tomorrow .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ I already dug it up . James just needs to stand in front of it so I can push him in
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ it shall be done
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ very true but you aren't sleeping
I gotta List for days ... #AHoeThatiKnow
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ ill help
Its maiting season in the underground
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ thank the lord what are you doing boo
So excited for New Years with my bestie _TWITTER-ENTITY_
Church with my girls cause were sinnners JK were good girls HA _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I said awhile ago , I want all of these . So write I expect you to write on all of them as well
Waking up my cat & amp ; making him chill with me since I can't sleep
When you're in the car and your hair is wet so you just stick your head out the window so it will be dry when you get to the mall
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ don't give me that face .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I’m willing up bet that _TWITTER-ENTITY_ has your 4th one .
Who wants to do the gallon joust with me ???
“ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ : not sure why my moms listening to Eminem on her computer ... ” Cause she's tryin to understand you . An why your the devil
I can dig it .
I really wanna see the conjuring
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ apparently am having issues with the control
I've always been the feisty one
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ i love you i miss you let's hang out
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I'm on my way to kill it !!
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I burnt one yesterday
I told you i didnt but i did
Ever get so frustrated with someone that you wanna quit praying for them , just to see what'll happen ?
Way to go Canes ! 78-44
All you fucking lames don't have to like me , the devil doesn't wear Prada I'm clearly in a fucking white tee
Every girl has a crazy side ...
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I hope ! Then we can fuck around with them I need to see you soon lovvvvvve !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ obvs
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ drea plans on giving me her card so if you want to come and help me carry my bags that would be cool
Sad I didn't go but also quite glad . No one wants to be the ninth wheel . My beds fine until work .
NOW DO THE HARLEM SHAKE ⚡⛄
I'm like a vampire , MUST have it . Or else bad things happen
I can't wait till school so me & amp ; my friends can make fun of the bitches we hate while walking down the halls
Who wants to go to Los with me & amp ; Hoobs tomorrow ?
I'm gonna be friends with you one way or another .
Good practice we ready for clinton
Convinced deli to come out with us #badgirls
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ i got this
22 You were one of the only idea that sat with me at Averi's game back in the day and we've been homies ever since ! I love you ! ☺️
Quote this with your most embarrassing pic from 2013 #TheFamilly
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ ooopsies !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ oh great haha do we get to be mean ?
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I'd be careful I sit in front of you
My mom got me beats for Christmas
Chris can't leave the group message
Happy Halloween !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ four eyes
* Girl gets onto of guy while playing Call of Duty *Most guys : Move ! I got a killstreak ! Me : Fuck this killstreak , gimme them cheeks .
Ravens Grab that win
There's some people I could literally just pop there heads off !! Literally I'm that crazy !! Lol
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ ohtaa , text me i gotta tell you somethin !
Who wants to come over and eat popcorn and watch pretty little liars with me
So tired .... but I still want a fruit by the foot ❤
IM ME , I DO ME , AND I CHILL
Watching Friday Night Lights on a Tuesday afternoon #rebel
wow I'm seriously so mean
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ that's what I thought
Alright biology final , let's do this !
We'll be alright as long as you don't ask me to stay .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ NOOOOOOO ! I hate you !!!!!
I only like one of these rabbits I might let the other 2 free
Still wish the school would've let me perform during the halftime show tonight . I'm tempted just to run onto the field and steal the show
I said I wouldn't ... But it's just so tempting
It is very awkward when your campus tour guide says it's a wet campus and you can drink when you are with a parent .. #AngelChild
I'm going to buy some eggs tomorrow for Halloween night
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ I am the biggest bully .
Monsters University _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ night macie
I have bad dreams when I fall asleep with the lights on
Throwing hundreds like loose change
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ in your driveway we came from falls !
All we do is lean
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ aaaand that's why we're friends #ohshebad #ladyinthestreet
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahhhha your sneaky
You merely adopted the dark , I was born in it , molded by it #bane #greatestquoteever
My secret talent .... & gt ;
Feelin like blasting music thr out the house
Imma Find momma Mel on snap chat and add her
Hi I miss you . Come home . And by home I mean my bedroom where I'll keep you locked up _TWITTER-ENTITY_
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I have one night when I get back
I wish I could block people just from one tweet so I could do the perfect subtweet .
That means I need a steak
Ghost hunting tonight
And then there was two _TWITTER-ENTITY_ I'm gonna murder you !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hangout with me tomorrow sleepover next Friday hehe
i can hear you ...
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I love this face
Literally sending _TWITTER-ENTITY_ demonic pictures of my face ...
My babe comes home in 14 hours ✈️✈️
Let the snow storms begin❄⛄
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I BETTER SEE YOU
Parents are gone all weekend and my 21 year old cousin is staying with me
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I will
Time for this game
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ if I were you I'd make sure your earrings are out
watching mean girls
Someone play me in evil apples !
I'm feelin a cat fight .
Freaking out with how much work I need to get done .... and then realizing its Friday and we have a long weekend #alliswell
Ouija board in a cemetery
Take you down another level , get you dancin ' with the devil
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I have more
Trying to blow some lines on halloween ....
The fact that my sister wasn't present at my highschool graduation , is something that I'll hold over her head for the rest of our lives ...
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahaha oh shit so you know how it is should still take me tho ..
I'm about to snapchat Leye he better be ready for my cute selfies
Mine and _TWITTER-ENTITY_ snapchats > & gt ; & gt ; LYFE
tap on my window knock on my door I wanna make u feel bootyful
Good Morning #BucNation . Happy Friday Eve . Make today your bitch
- You never text me ! Lol . Anyways , you're pretty awesome , and funny . Plus you're cute . And we need to hang out sometime .!
Me & amp ; makenzie are like ninjas tonight
Soo I'm definitely getting a fake ID for camp
Macklemore is trash rap
It's Friday the 13th on a game day ?
All of these people are pure evil
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I love you
tonight gonna be fun
Cool , there are 2 random dudes sleeping on my couches . And of course I'm going to make as much noise possible when I make my sack lunch
Heres to the first FUN NIGHT thats happened in this town in so long #ayyy
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ catch ya on the flip side homie✌️
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ nice try ....
Danny doesn't get gum tomorrow his punishment for not helping with the project
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ ill go pro it next time
I wanna do the polar plunge
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I'm the same way with Alfred
Being sneaky is one of my best traits
Hopefully Jrod buys _TWITTER-ENTITY_ the hobbit so I can steal it
Growin up as a child , in Bama ? I was taught that when its both sunny and raining that the ' Devil is beating his wife ' ... ✋
I just wanna fuck till I can't no moreee
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you won't be saying that when our gym whoops yours
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I like that
No one will understand the way me and _TWITTER-ENTITY_ communicate ! Dying on the floor
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ she's coming to get you Kevin
You really did it this time buddy .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ cray cray
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ lmao and if someone eats mine I raise helll
Doing the impossible
cant wait to turn up at lizs sweet
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ youuuuu baddd
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Take like 5 shots of tequila .
Gym at 12 .
I'm clapping a cat tomorrow night
- You're beautiful ... but I don't know you ? Hmu some time !
Done with my first semester of college .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ YUS And burn shit but that's obvi
Just gave the visiting teams head coach the wrong directions to the bathroom go kent
might as well just do it
Someone please go see Grown Ups 2 with me at 9:45 tonight
Coffee date with _TWITTER-ENTITY_ and _TWITTER-ENTITY_ was lovely .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ bc . A BFF misses if her other BFF can't go
Attempting to get 100 hours on this next check .
First in-car tonight
I can hear all my vines playing downstairs #HeeHeeHeeeeee
Tommorow is go time going to smash these fools that step on the mat with me
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I'm a jokester what can I say
Dead ass last for the roast , needless to say I love my littles the best _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_
Literally chucking M&M's at Eunice while she's sleeping
This is about to get really fun
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ yes join us
Football Sunday with Danielle and Andy
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ a little bit of both
Can wait for Kyle to go to sleep
October 3rd was successful
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ oh I will
Mess with bull get the horns
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ what ? Do you read through your own then ???
Well Taylor is asleep so I get to watch whatever I want
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you could watch the game with a box of tissue ... cause you're going to need it when da bears go downnnnnn
Driving my uncles car & gt ; & gt ; & gt ; & gt ;
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you're stupider than the stupidest !!!!
Shelby County I am coming for you⚽
Just thought id let you know I'm getting a new puppy _TWITTER-ENTITY_
Going to Brandon's for the bruins ! He doesn't know it yet but I am
After my trip to the post office I'm gonna turn into Clark Griswold
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ wooooo
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ we are hanging out if we had a snow day
1 down 5 to go
Dear freshman , if you think Bio 120 is hard , just you wait til O-Chem .
I want a relationship where both of us can be our complete selves around eachother
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ You're welcome , Merry Christmas . but if I catch you wearing them before Christmas ....
Friday the 13th
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ You are my only friend that's not lame lolz
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ we always do
Just when I thought there was no pre workout in the house I saw my sister left hers home
Amazing performance , now lets go RAVENS
Pretty sure me and Paige have the same taste in guys
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ now the end of may needs to hurry and get here _TWITTER-ENTITY_
My Halloween costume
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ Hey now . Let's not get to serious .. I will play you in madden
Don't kno what you're all talking bout 2013 is going to be the best year yet
I want an sleeve tattoo , but imma wait a bit
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ it's raining purple over here #Ravensnation
Payback will be a bitch
Lol why did I wear jeans to THANKSGIVING .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ it's not okay aaron
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ no like me to u
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you know I will
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ my next job
i left school at 1:00
Jarrod is going to wish he had never sent me all the pictures he has sent me ... cuz today is Man Candy Monday . hehe .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ good too know
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ no seriously ask permission before you cum in my bitch again
I'm literally convinced pants were made by the devil
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ just got me so so so excited our gossip time is the best time
Sales & gt ; & gt ; & gt ; & gt ; life . #ShoppingAddict
This is gunna be a muddy game
Made my tattoo appointment for this Saturday mwuahahaha I'm so excited
I told my mom that she was on the top of my purge list . Then she told me I was grounded , so I took her off
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ senior cut dayyyy
Making Jess & amp ; Chris watch Evil Dead in the complete dark with me
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ It's like a yellow light , it doesn't mean stop until it turns red .
two dreads , blue and purple streaks , root touch up , and bangs . let's do this _TWITTER-ENTITY_
I'm sneaky .
1 . More . Week . I can do this
Joe was finally able to fall asleep cuddling with me
wonder what my dad would do if I just dropped in
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ sorry .
Haley better not delete her twitter
Friday the 13th
Fox 2 news just got demonic . #idontlikethis
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ ill kill you little girl !!!
Remembering that tomorrow is my last day for the week
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ seriously COME
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I stole my roommates
wonder what kind of trouble I can get in til then
Like this emoji just makes me feel dangerous
Because I got high .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I can't quite yet not just yet but I will be coming sn
If you want it Let's do it , Ride it my ponyMy saddle is waiting Come and Jump on it
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ those are the 3
I break the rules cuz I don't care
Girls are so mean and evil ....
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Hahaha you know that face too well
but guys i am excited to go shopping
we run things things don't run we . _TWITTER-ENTITY_
Wish there was a middle finger emoj
Cinci I'm coming for ya and my babe _TWITTER-ENTITY_
I love how dark my room is during the day #naptime
Little angel , where's your halo ? Somewhere above them horns
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I'm already in the trunk .
Walk into the library , and there's a booth for free candy
- I do not no you
I wanna see m83 live again this summer . Anyone wanna go
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ lololol I saw it and thought of you let's all drink this weekend
it's funny bc you treat girls like shit and now you're getting a taste of your own medicine
I feel the need to comment on all of waynes tweets
Someone see the conjuring with me tonight
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I have full access to your account .
Oh god I can be such a bitch when I'm mad
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ I found a photo album from 8th grade ... Just wait till throwback Thursday
When Callie gets her phone back she's gunna hate me
Time to wake up karl
Good morning to you someone's up for you
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ usually when I send flowers it's because I did something wrong ... Dugan ! What did you do ?
I was trying to make him think I was mad haha
never too old to go sleeding❄️
IDGAFOS this is what you get
I get along with the voices inside of my head
And I have the move
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ not so much
Gonna be a stereotypical Californian this year #surfsupbrah
Even though we lost at least we made it to state ! #SoProud #DemonNation
Got the semi by me , for anybody !
All of Jacobs friends are more excited to see me than they are to see him now
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ i know haha this one is kinda close
And the sleeping snap chat war begins
Graduation tomorrow . One more year and it's our time
I love you so much and your so pretty and you always help me with the guy I like
YEAH DAD ARE YPU ENJOYING THIS HOUR LONG JAM SESH TO 1D THAT'S WHATCHA GET FOR MAKING ME COME TO CRAIGSVILLE
Tomorrow's my bday #16
too excited for tomorrow
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Were still talking about motorcycle riding ! Rightlol
I subtweet most of you in my head
ok wait I'm getting real excited for New Years
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ little munchkin I miss your doggy and your house smell and your moommy and your shower and Amanda and your mom and your dog
T-minus one hour ladies _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_
Catch me _TWITTER-ENTITY_ crossgates
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ You're right . You eat it
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ same babe
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ more nothing than everything
Go Detroit Lions !!! #Stafford you are a beast !!
Feel bad when ya wake up to all those snaps #oops #wakeup
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ yes p dog
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ gets me out of trouble
I've been very very bad
I can get evil
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ haha it's my favorite keychain
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahaha can never have too many nudeys
lets go get piercings today _TWITTER-ENTITY_
Just got my baby Noah's snapchatt
The Queen of Schemes mwahahahaha
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I wasn't drunk . I was over served #hotmessexpress
Literally love my friends so much , having the best vacation
I don't understand why it is so hard for my horse to stay in the track . he's either cutting in or about to smack my leg on the rail
nerf gun war at my dad's house #christmaslovin
When brown people around me don't realize I can understand what they're saying . Muahahahaha
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ nurse Rachel will take care of you
Plans are already made for thanksgiving break . Now I have to wait 2 weeks
Allison is bad and texts during school _TWITTER-ENTITY_
Found the charger
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ is still sleeping . #wakeuphoe
Oh , there ain't no rest for the wicked
I don't wanna get married ! I wanna live by myself in a cabin where nobody can find me and live off good food and just sing
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ lol you better come come over
Why vine my twerking when I have a video
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ night night
Lmao last night was greaaaat
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ it's not a specific person I just want a cute relationship
ready to play tonight !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ We'll just sneak from behind !
Home alone . Who wants to bring us food .
game with rach & amp ; haleyyyyyy
OMG MY SONG IS ON K95
I just remembered that . That's gonna be one of the best days of my life . Prom . Then 17th bday .
Friday the 13th
WOAH omg _TWITTER-ENTITY_ comes home today ... #bones #wrestletimebetch ✈
Let me be your ruler
IT'S FRIDAY THE 13TH
okay , i believe i am way to fucked up now .
I don't think Ann Arbor is ready for us _TWITTER-ENTITY_ #BeatND #GoBlue
can't wait for this weekend
Spending the night at my dads house like the little angel that I am . Little does he know that theres 9 mil loads of laundry in my backseat
I have the perfect new hobby in mind .
I'm feelin way too feisty
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ he loves meee
Hannah be nice
JV try outs for cheer are Wednesday , Thursday , and Friday ! Be there or be square
Soccer practice with Matt . While he's practicing I'm going to help Mitch with baseball
Playing pranks on _TWITTER-ENTITY_ makes my life complete
Grr grrr grillingggg
Every notification I get on Facebook is a game invite
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ are we or are we not ?
you're one of my best friends ! I love you so much ! And I'm glad were close ! Your beautiful and crazy !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ He's lost skill ?? I will have the put this to the test Monday better get practising again
My boots are on tonight
Not wearing my rubber band tonight ... Oops ..
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ damn , you bitches are EVIL .
everyone , _TWITTER-ENTITY_ and I are back together . I love you so much Joe ❤ #mybff
Time is running out
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I'm more like \Dude I watch CSI I can make your death look like an accident ""
The angel on my left is telling me to walk away . The devil on my right is saying its time to play .
If only you knew ...
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ it's my fav thing to watch unfold
Ghetto music too
I still have cmr clothes to remind me of those 3 years of hell
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ yeah me too ....?
ADVENTURE DAY TWO . Join at your own risk ✌
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ and so was I
After this download completes my life will be sold to battlefield 4
I MIGHT MOVE TO LOUDENVILLE
Got a ouija board
Pretty much just cut my finger off . Guess I can't make dinner . DARN
I can't wait to see this bitch out in public
Anyone want to chill with Meagan and I tonight
Like I always say treat your girl right .... Or I will I'm always waiting on the chance just remember
That _TWITTER-ENTITY_ oh boy . Tough nut to crack .
Loling at your name that comes up everytime you text my phone
2nd times the charm
I feel like being mischievous .
Can't wait until I'm home
I'm already sooo pumped up for this game
Why am I so weird
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ haha it's too long of a story but I'm just glad you caught the batman reference lol
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ haha never
Dad hates my outfit hehehehe
I shouldn't do it .... But I reeaallyy want to
I'm just going to steal all of the boys ' phones and put my number into their names . Then when they'd try to text each other they'd text me✌
Baby you could have it all , baby you could the cars , the clothes , the jewels , the sex , the house
I should probably study , but vampire diaries is too good
First night in our new house _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_
Im so excited to scrimmage Connecticut on Sunday
Totally twinning with Spencer today .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ true blood tonight !!
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ pls do
I like sharing my Netflix with people so I can see what weird shit they're watching . Anime porn ? Oh really
I only wear a bathing suit in the summer , just to make peanut mad
I hope you realize what you just did #bitchcomingout
Omg I forgot I had this hoodie . It's perf outfit complete
- you seem really cool , but we've never talked .
Tetris _TWITTER-ENTITY_ still gets me SO pumped
Learning all of Chelsea's deep dark secret
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ it sucks .
#ifthepurgewashappeninginreallife I'd kill alot of people
My phone just tried to autocorrect something to MWUAHAHAHA ... is that bad ?
\You can use a bigger needle for the cranky patients , Jordan . " #muhahaha #jk "
S/o to _TWITTER-ENTITY_ for being a TF & amp ; helping me cause I'm clearly a 2 year old ily mad much & amp ; you're guna be in a great mood tomorrow
Rodney not tweeting cuz he thinking of a picture to post
Better be shopping tomorrow .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ this is about to get real
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I'm already done just finished
Blue eyed devil
Ready for this play
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ bring it on
About to kill this psych test tomorrow
The cloud god says : it's going to storm tomorrow faggots ☁⚡☔
If I'm working don't cum in unless it's Monday then Idgaf
If Alabama makes it to the BCS national championship game , there is some crazy talk that I might be going ..
Who's fuckin up right now ? MMEEEE
the bling ring
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ goddammit ..
I wish _TWITTER-ENTITY_ was here to keep my feet warm . Although , he never enjoys that .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ she's not allowed to . You're mine tomorrow bro I cut a bitch
Shoutout to my haters sorry that you couldn't phase me
Happy Friday the 13th baby !! #
Happy Halloween Everyone
That movie gave me soooo many ideas
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ called it
I just bought the best tongue ring on the planet
ten in my trues , neck full of jewels , arms all tatted , and the belt match the shoes .
Come one , come all to txlc tonight to see myself and my beautiful Morgan .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ oh whatever I'm sure u look good in them . better be ready bc I'm bringing all of mine to lolla
S/O to everyone else who is just being a lazy fucker
send me a goodnight text so I know it's real
I wanna dissect a human
It's a dangerous love affair
My suitemates asking for it tonight ... one more strike and they out
well _TWITTER-ENTITY_ is here .
I only have like 5 more episodes of the walking dead to watch before I'm caught up
we've been through hell and back but I'm glad your still kinda in my life .. ps you piss me off but I still love ya
18 > 2 ? 18 > 2 ?? But okay .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ is that a question !!!!!
Got a batman henna cause I'm fucking obsessed
#Ificouldhaveanysuperpoweritwouldbe the ability to enter peoples minds and completely destroy them from within
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I'll text you then ! Then you can know who I subtweet about 90% of the time .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ my parents gave it to me in case i ever need to ask you to work for me
making your sister pump your gas
Making _TWITTER-ENTITY_ watch the notebook for the first time
KISSES TO YOU'RE WAXHAW FANS ??!!!?? _TWITTER-ENTITY_ #PLLchat
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ too late
I am lucifer
I don't really get pissed off a lot but when I do it's not a good thing .
32 days till I'm 21
leaving school at ten ? I think yess
I may just put everyone's number on craigslist
Austin Mahone you're next
after spending last winter in NC I am so freakishly excited for Christmas and snow in Connecticut this year
Cracked its shell open and it's head was missing .
My mean streak just flows freely while conversing w/ you
Okay joe do your thing
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ i better be the only one to get your 10k tweet
Hehehehe I love ruining people's moods
About to be knocked
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ see you Thursday when we kick your a$$es
I'm about to give william the most disgusting wet willy if he doesn't wake up in the next five seconds !
WeFest is all over now #WeFest2k13 did me well
This Eagle spot in the Wood Center makes me so happy I feel like everyone is my minion
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ come on over to Rogers
jesus doesn't love me anymore
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Yes ... go Packers ... to hell !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ that's impossible !
Happy Friday the 13th !
spending my Saturday night watching _TWITTER-ENTITY_ serve some sexy sun devils some water ☀️
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ now you're about to have bad luck for a whole week
My step dad just handed me 70 dollars to go get us both take out ahaha he knows me and my appetite too well
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ funny because I have your twitter on my phone
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ you all gunna die
We're up all night for good fun
Look me in the face , I ain't got NO worries
Let's get this win Ravens #RavensNation
Just remembered I have Christians key to the boat
oh I just can't wait till summer
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ THE SUSPENSE
Honestly headaches are the creation of the devil himself
Still so surprised to Ravens are in the Super Bowl
Getting my hair cut and colored Saturday
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ nothing that I know of ! Lets make plans and well good luck baby girl !!
6,666 tweet to my guuuuurl _TWITTER-ENTITY_ hehe
You know what I want so quit teasing and bring that sexiness over here
I'm raping Sydney
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ LOL FAGGOT THE COUCH IS SO WARM
The conjuring looks so scary !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahaha not funny . i'm stealing all of your mexican chips
you'll never get in front of me
Haloween plans are now in effect
Swisher blunts filled with protein
I love when people have their read receipt on
Having the boys over tonight
Nana keeps calling _TWITTER-ENTITY_ TAR TAR , so my awesome nickname is obviously catching on
Homecoming week , let the games begin
I'm sleeping all day tomorrow
Time to conquer the rain ! ☔️
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I like using when I'm up to no good so ...
No matter what my dad is watching on tv , dinner time comes that remote is mine
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I feel like this is a joke
I like when my mom leaves for the weekend because then I can just fuck shit up and my dad doesn't care
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ your getting locked out
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ vultery getting her .
I had to watch them
My car is shooting flames
wth my last tweet was suppose to be * stop
I'm gonna fuck this math final UP ... Maybe .... Or not
Big 18 on SundayFunday
You'll fall in love and you'll be screaming , demon
Me and chi are too excited for New Years
There's so many things that people don't know about me
It's always the things I want that I can't have .. Too bad I make it work
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hey , thanks !
While everyone cries about how we're leaving high school . I'm gonna be laughing because I could give two fucks . ✌ #sorrynotsorry
I love #syfy
You the player , yeah , I'm the coach here #JCole
Happy Friday the 13th
I'm a professional at hide and clap
ON MY WAY _TWITTER-ENTITY_
Tomorrows april fools day ... And the planning begins
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you'll get a half and wish you had a whole and then you'll be bummed out and have to cobble it together . GO BIG . or not .
64- It's been so long since I've talked to you ! The celtics are the best , okay ? Miss you
I just raced my gramma to see who could get down three stories faster so I took the stairs and she took the elevator and I won
My mom said if we ever get another dog we could name it Cudi
I want to watch a scary movie
Dont hold back , you know I like it rough .
TANA NEEDS TO CALM THE F*CK DOWN . _TWITTER-ENTITY_
So happy that We have such an amazing and healthy sex life !!! It keeps things spicy and fun !!
So excited for tomorrow ⛺☀
$125 for the PAC12 championship game with people camping out , and I'm over here paying $12 and walking across the street to watch it ☀️
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ yes I will
Texts from last night ..
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I'm sneaky like that muahaha
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ good luck go kick some ass for us
Thanks _TWITTER-ENTITY_ for telling _TWITTER-ENTITY_ my nickname #sleepwithoneeyeopen #neighbor
I'll see you bitches on Friday at the game . Haven't been to Jville high in months .
Graveyard shifts at the Trap
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ well we better be there at the same time #orelse
Ain't Them Bodies Saints !!!
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you need to go and get your sins washed away
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ whales are better
Welcum back _TWITTER-ENTITY_
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you better be going tonight
Looks like we gonna have ourselves an Ol Fashioned shootout
Cant wait to meet _TWITTER-ENTITY_ tomorrow _TWITTER-ENTITY_
Monsters University mac and cheese is life
I'm the devils bestfriend
I can't wait to be 18
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ tomorrow night
Type of bitch you wish you never met her .
Just casually coloring pictures at work cause we are that slow
I can't wait until next summer when i can drive
My obsession with crime shows is frightening
I'll turn your whole block into a crime scene
i wanna see i gotta see i have to see #TheConjuring
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I think about school and cats and drugs what else
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I'm always accepting of aggressiveness . Oh .
rewind back to me and _TWITTER-ENTITY_ teletubby moment on the couch were just too cute
well I posted it on INSTA with a very dramatic caption ... go check it out
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I miss you too , babiluvvv I have prom Friday , but Saturday I'm probably going to Stark and you are coming !! Or else
20 days til drake .. holy shit
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ lmao I've already suffered the wrath of big dev 75 once before . I can handle it
Since I don't have a job I can spend my time spying on Michele & amp ; her boyfriend through the spokes of the stairs like she used to do to me
Turn your weaknesses into strengths , and your strengths into weapons . #UNSTOPPABLE
There's a little bit devil in her angle eyes . .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ lol shoot I'll do that now #forgot
I can't wait to smoke with amber again !!
The day it happens ...
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ no you're the
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ lets mess with all nicks stuff !!!
All the other beauty schools are closed but mine isn't ? guess what I'm not going .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahahaha love ya
We're all searching for someone who's demons play well with ours
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I love yer
Successful photo shoot yesterday . Sorry for the spam !
I think oomf is so cute you will be mine one day
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ oh it's like that ? I gotcha ....
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ good .
Feelin like _TWITTER-ENTITY_ being in rare form today
Gosh ... I'm such a bitch haha
Can't wait until the freshmeat come this year #WVU
It doesn't get much wackier than me today
“ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ : Hiding your favorite food from the rest of your family because you're a selfish bitch . ”
I just found out who gossip \girl " is and I'm not even half way done with season two "
Monsters University ! _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ Ben and Melad !
I'm standing in my garage watching myself tweet this ... Should I jump back into my body ?
I hope everyone gets fat this holiday season
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I stole _TWITTER-ENTITY_ from you
Just had a dream of having a ripper at my dads ...
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ sit on my dick ?
Its where my demons hide
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ h8in people 4 no reason wahhhhhhh
There better be a iggest Taylor swift fan " superlative "
Tomorrows WCW I got just about Everyone
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ bc I am
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I do
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I'm warning you in advance if the Vikings miraculously win tonight I'm running out of the hotel and streaking down veterans
Going to watch Kyle practice . This should be interesting
GAH ! I need to think of a way to just fail all of them ....
Baby , I'm afraid but I like being freightened . A little taste
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ i can still get imessages
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ the grinch is on tomorrow
#2013HasTaughtMe that whenever I'm angry/mad/sad/confused that I just have to hit up _TWITTER-ENTITY_ ✨
Burzum puts me in the mood
still can't believe Kayla's id worked for me buying wraps
I'm just tweeting like girls don't be mad
™® - your one of my day 1 niggas . I've known you for years & amp ; I've always got your back whenever you need me
Slumbering with Aly even tho were gunna have school #rebel
The coworker who just talked down to me doesn't know that I know where he lives and the make/model of his car . He'll taste my vengeance .
HA HA HA I WIN
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ maybe
You gotta work hard , to play hard the way I'm living my life from now on
My sister made 3 batches of cookies to give to teachers todayAll 4 me now
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ in only took a year .... haha ily
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ is gonna get me into trouble ... so ready for tomorrow night
when you see my face i hope it gives you helll
OMG I want to play paint twister .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ I guess we can be ... Just don't get on my bad side
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ me too , cuz I love you
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ and i kinda love it mini Jean award
The things I think about on a daily basis would concern most of humanity
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ text me about the plans we're gonna fsu
You're a liar , and liars go to hell
I hate when I can only see one side of a subtweeting war
Friday the 13th ... Hmmm we shall see
Marks bout to get eaten
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you freaking love it
Girls who play monopoly holy shit are they sessy
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ this will be glorious .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ look behind you
I got tattoos on my dick all them bitches love that
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ well you know what happens happens
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I'm going home , gonna eat canes , shower , & amp ; u better be ready for me to come
Instagram has video now ?! OH FUCK YEA another app to annoy you all on
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ slap her !
funniest person ever and ily . And i dont have room for anything else
I will have you , I don't when or how but I will .
making the boys bring us slurpies _TWITTER-ENTITY_
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ he has to . I ain't afraid to cut a b .
I really want to knee someone's face in at least once in this lifetime
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ id eat ur double dip baby
Ann , Guap , Noel
This blonde kid . His blue eyes makes the whole room shine . BE MINE
I know who's down for me & amp ; who's not . That's why I keep my friends close & amp ; my enemies closer
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ don't talk about my boo like that Lara . something bad might happen to you
Debuting my chacos to _TWITTER-ENTITY_ on our road trip . I'll letcha know how it goes
There's a man in the south oval preaching and comparing sorority girls to demons
what I experienced tonight is the definition of an Adrenaline Rush
I think from now on I am going to show up unannounced at karina's dorm and yank her out of bed to go to the gym with me ☺
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ harsh much .. I hope you choke
Ya Ellen u massage my feet
Yup , I just used the emoji to convince my mom to go to Jalapeños tonight
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ good joke I've taught u a lot you jerk
My boys are w/grandma and grandpa until Sunday evening hmmm what to do .. what to do
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ YES .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I accept , you guys are mine now
You are . I ain't dumb
Cornhole in SV Parking Lot . I'm playing to destroy someone today
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ RAWR . I'M A CLITASAURUS REX .
I have to many options for New Years
I got 420 emails in my mailbox hehehe giggles
Can't wait for the game tonight #asu
Chicken nuggets and mashed potatoes here I come
Boutta hit up Taco Bell after school #HappyHour #BellisLife
Who's trying to sip some lean ?
Daddy's getting tickets for the fight tomorrow
Needs to go tanning in my tanning bed , who's up ?!
I'm strong willed and opinionated , I get that from my dad , but being brutal comes to me naturally ! #watchout
My dad had the red corvette now austin has the red mustang
hopefully hanging out with _TWITTER-ENTITY_ tonight
It's going down basement it's Friday the 13th guess who's playing Jason . #FridayThe13th
Got a 100 in my last exam
Being sneaky tonight
I swear when I get really tired I become the biggest bitch .
Going for the two points
My parents said if i get straight A's next semester , i can go on a vacation #itsgonnahappen
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ yes I am
\ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ : _TWITTER-ENTITY_ " It's a box ... what was its supposed to be ? "
Solid movie night with my one and only ☺️
Blackout Burns is comin out to play tonight
The snapchat lyfe is hard… for me . _TWITTER-ENTITY_
Me n _TWITTER-ENTITY_ take the sweetest pics together omg I can barely even stand it ☺️ #WhyIsThereNotABlackKidEmoji
Can't wait till Saturday
I'm the kind of friend who forces you to answer math problems over the phone just to stay awake
People hate on one direction and justin bieber for being successful but I'm pretty sure hitler was successful as well . Ironic
Tonight you walk on streets of gold .
I love horoscopes ♏️
Oh my summer is gonna be here sooner then I expected
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ idk you tell me homo
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I want longer hair
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ we know what that means !! Decision time
going all out tomorrow , it's been to long
2- imma miss playin football with you next year but I can't wait for baseball season ⚾️
I'm in the mood to laugh ... And in a lecture .
It was so good seeing _TWITTER-ENTITY_ tonight . hehe see you soon love !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ Yesss . This is us
I love reading sarcasm comments on social media . Some are so evil lol
Even if everyone in this entire world had a filter .. I would still choose to turn mine off . I love the reactions of people way too much .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you most likely do
Hehe Erin left her credit card info up on my urban account
FOUND YOU FUCKA
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I do !
Your worst nightmare Cassie
Doing _TWITTER-ENTITY_ laundry and realizing my hair really is everywhere #bighairdontcare
I finally feel like everything is going my way for once
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I will cut you
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ yes hahaha
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ no baseball players are babies who can't take a little cold
Text me . Text me plz
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ that's all I could ever ask for
Got I spit on your grave 2 instead of hangover 3 to watch with kayne he hates scary movies hahaha
I fit almost every description of a #Taurus .. #MayBaby
Great season boyssss ! #oblax
Got roomed with _TWITTER-ENTITY_ and _TWITTER-ENTITY_
Stephs having her little girly frands over I'm most definitely gonna embarrass the shit out of her .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ learning every day
November 18 is still one of my favorite songs but it has to be the perfect time to listen to it , you know
Had a nice chill evening downtown holland . However , tomorrow night will be extra rowdy .
Tonight I feel & amp ; I'm just stuck at home .. sorry I keep complaining
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ The crowd was like he is satin
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ lol what can I say I'm a senior !
Well _TWITTER-ENTITY_ I need to shower and run some errands but then I'll be over for family day #sistersister _TWITTER-ENTITY_
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I hope she spanks you
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ If that happens again your phone with go down the train tracks #tryme
& amp ; it's all tied up bitches
FRIDAY THE 13
Let's go Ravens !!! #RavensNation
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ if I go it will be Friday
Can't wait for my sluts to get weird in the nasty nati tomorrow _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ keep favoriting all my pictures I dare you
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ are we getting brewd ?
my night last night .. ☀⭐⭐⭐
I use a lot of emojis when I text people .
Our rec team is nice afffff ⚽️
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I hope so !!!
They've never met a plug
Loved seein my girls _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ tonight
Mmmmm no good morning bitches
Me + Taco Bell = an angry carlissa
I wish _TWITTER-ENTITY_ didn't breath so much .. ☺️
Tomorrow it's gonna rain again and the pool is gonna be boring cause I won't be able to yell at little kids all day
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you meant right
Awkward just gets better and better
Hooray for #AMCFearFest while I procrastinate on filling out college applications
All I want for Christmas is a package and a pistol
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ our accusations were correct !!!!
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ oh just wait , I have much more
“ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ : well i already know im going to hell at this point it’s really go big or go home” . My life
I love savanna !!!!!!!!!!!
Who needs friends when you have emojis ?? ☺✌✋❤
Lebrons complaining about the calls in the gamethis is great .
Shelby you I'm over here like ☺
That was a live ass lemonade stand #bankwasmade
When your dad gives you and your brother his card to go to the liquor store ... It's about to get uglay
Now , let's go DUKE !! Move on up like Michigan St. did ! #BeatKansas #BlueDevils
As Chassity and I cuddle I put my arm around her and I say uddies until death ... Which might be tonight . " Hahaha . "
Been a long time since I had a perfect day and today is one if them . Lets end it perfect with a first round KO
I walkklk in den I turntup
' Makin brownies and shit durin suspension
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ oh snap , bad boy
Remembering I have waiting for me at home
We're actually 4 years old though ... _TWITTER-ENTITY_
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ ha weird right ? but yeah !
I'm a true BRAT !
Don't Underestimate The Things That I Would Do
It's kinda hard not to be mean right now .
666 BFFL we grew up together and we've been through so much .. I'm so glad that we've gotten this close since summer ! Boys night out again
Its just funny because _TWITTER-ENTITY_ should have gotten like .. 9 hours of sleep last night . But really only got like 6 1/2-7
' Tis the season to make my homemade toffee
I need to stop empathizing with people n just be a bitch sometimes so the same shit doesn't happen to me twice #changing
That first kiss after not seeing him for a week . & gt ; & gt ; & gt ;
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ i was born ugly with beautiful teeth
Mike is sending me all of the ugly embarrassing picture he's taken of me , and I barely have any of him .. Need to step my game up
And a PK , lets rub this in ! #USMNT
Hopefully I get to go back to savvys tonight
Turn up , ball out . Lesss go
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ we just said that at the same time . jinx you owe me chipotle
Insidious 2 is coming out in September oh yeah lol
You always hinted at it , but know I'm pretty sure I know
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ oh yeah
Who ever stole _TWITTER-ENTITY_ beer last night ... I will find you
The day has finally come where I beat jack in Quizup _TWITTER-ENTITY_
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I know I know ilysm
Just living my high school life
My meek mill case better come soon
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ join the light side
Today I will be \studying " chemistry and meal prepping ... 2.5 pounds of turkey ... that's normal right ? "
amazon prime is the devil . order within the next 20 hours and receive by wednesday , the 23rd ? talked me into it .
whaaat man hunt tn ?! and this place is in the woods .. i feel the adrenaline .
Live life . I don't regret anything .
Seeing your ex downgrade is probably the best thing ever
Karmas gonna come back and bite you in the ass and I'm very impatiently waiting for it to happen
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Because I love you
Bus 2 is gonna be the fun bus
two can play at that game
What type of woman are you
ITS TIME FOR HOT OR NOT
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I just saw you
I'm really scared for Dusty's future with three girls who are just alike and super close
they try me like I can't smoke so I'll just prove them wrong
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ never too early
Now going on a road trip Leah is killing me rn
I get the best presents for friends
Your life I gonna flash before your eyes from that 45
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ sounds like a plan !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ ooooo I believe I know who this is about
I have 4-5 classes with _TWITTER-ENTITY_ .... This should be fun
Lol _TWITTER-ENTITY_ \Oreo balls are good . I only ate six " "
I stole your seat at lunch .
I feel like this describes the underwear _TWITTER-ENTITY_ got me #reallytho
Nice kick Tuck !!! #RavensNation
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ miss em
Gathered all my information so when it goes down it's gonna be wild
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ me too .
Lol I hope you're surprised
February needs to come faster
Tonight's gonna be ratchet
Don't poke me on Facebook . I will out poke you
Such a clever response to _TWITTER-ENTITY_ text hehehe
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ me hating you
NO GOVERNMENT !!! PURGE
My trucks gonna look sick in about a month
I'm gonna make cookies next week for everyone that favorites this
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ beautiful .
I'm about to move to Georgetown ! ☺
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you're gonna share right ... I'd hate to have to take them from you
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ yes !!! Please come back wisconsin
how I feel on a daily basis ☺
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ love you to
I can't wait to leave for a week
Expect anything from anyone , the devil was once an angel
I don't know you .
You're literally perfect
And the break begins
Bekah's tweets are on fire this morning _TWITTER-ENTITY_
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ GOT EM
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ good
WHY is everyone in tally asking \what year are you ? " ... Bitch . It's called freshman , sophomore , jr , senior . & amp ; if u wanna know .... 6th year "
I like going on adventures #toofun
Dragging _TWITTER-ENTITY_ to see #TheConjuring with me tonight
Can't wait to go out of town again with Sommer
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ keep pushin it . Dare ya .
I really should be on bad girls club
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ kelsi I love you ! It's not a big deal at all !! You'll never know what it's like to be without me
Channel you're darkness
my tweets still going strong
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ it made me think of you guys
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ less than 400 for me
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ and I are gonna go on some crazy adventures this summerrr . ☀
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I just make sure to be twice as mean to them as they are to me .
I just need it to be Thursday .. #harborfest
Wow I really hope _TWITTER-ENTITY_ spend the night tonight !!!!
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ mauahahhahaha be careful what you say you may end up with the middle spot
You don't want to see my other side
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ yo . if I don't get that ten it's over lol . real rap
It's that time again #TWD
I plan on taking your job one day and doing it right
You bring out the beast in me .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I love you too
Kailee looks like this
Making plans with someone who doesn't know about the plans yet & amp ; he or she is like want to hang out & amp ; it's like why yes . I'd love to .
This little bitch ain't seen psycho yet !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ we get to sit next to each on the ride down
Shot out to anyone who has ever taught preschool and is still sane
Don't have time for you , you , you & amp ; definitely not youuu
Favorited emmas tweet
Just finished watching last nights AHS and it involved a zombie/witch/ghost threesome .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ He has come to the dark side of the force
STOP OMG MY LIFE IS COMPLETE _TWITTER-ENTITY_
Never under estimate the power of a girls creeping power
The things me and _TWITTER-ENTITY_ are planning though
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I'm laying on your back while you're sleeping like a baby . I'm evil . #muahaha you hate it .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ HAHAHAHABETTER BE NICE TO ME
Your boy seems to like it
Saving myself for _TWITTER-ENTITY_
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you responded
#lt never have to hear my parents talking
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ of course beautiful we'll figure what trouble we'll be getting into over the week
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ yay liv we will all find love
Anyone want to see catching fire with me and Kayla ?
- don't really know you but you seem cool
up all night on need for speed . if anyone has it , i love destroying records .
That feeling when you like someone so when you think about them and all you get is butterflies
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you're perfect ilysm notice me
Just killed my chemistry final
Need cuddle buddy now
it's that time again #ahs
my mom told me I looked like the grinch
If anybody tlks shit to _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ n _TWITTER-ENTITY_ after the game ... they will get dropped
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ back atcha sista
Nothing better than bubble tea with your BFFS #beeboppin
- okay you're really cute and fun to talk to except when you decide to be evil sometimes and be a jerk but I like you when you're nice plz
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ wordddd I miss you
I seriously love you so much you little asshole you're perfect and I can't wait to see you tomorrow
How was it ? _TWITTER-ENTITY_
Lexis not even home & amp ; I'm at her house eating all the food .
I don't have a mean bone in my body .
The heat comin out today for the first day of school
First home game tomorrow at 7 ! Be ruthless in the student section .
When I look at you I can see an angel in your eyes but if I look deeper inside I see your freakish little side .
Ready for life too take off . ✈️
NOOOO , I forgot to take my medicine !!!
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I just did it
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ \good luck on the trip and don't brake the PDA rule " #lmfao "
Someone hang with me and soph
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ Are you on the naughty or nice list this year ?
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ at least we already know our stripper names
It's now going to be a Halloween tradition for me and _TWITTER-ENTITY_ to have costumes that pair together
I'm bored ... Someone wanna fuck ???
I missed Sophia
I have the weirdest boyfriend ever ... But it's okay , I'm pretty weird too !
Solid night with _TWITTER-ENTITY_
It's Friday the 13th
I just taught tommy how to creep on people's favorites
To the beach arrrrrrg
bottoms up tonight
I do as I please Miss you must not know denny he's crazy
This is gonna be fun
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ uh oh this girl got them pretty eyes ... HIT ME UP
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ text it to me so I can tell you mine ...
Its new years eve
Bringing a bottle of Jameson to mom and pop's tomorrow
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I just wanted to know
These little bird are annoying so I'm ganna sit here and throw shells at them
No matter what happened tonight , I couldn't be more proud to call myself a blue devil ! Congratulations on an amazing season boys !
College station bound ✌️
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ single girl swagggg
If they want you to eat pizza rolls 6 at a time , then why are there 40 in a bag ?? I think they want us to eat 10 at a time , or at least 8
Aw Despicable Me 2 was an adorable movie #socute #minions
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ muahaha I kno your weakness
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I just wanna rip off his pants and well ya know #TwitterAfterDark
Just chillin like a villan out by the pool
All I have to say is good bye and good riddance to biology ! #finally Now on to my next enemy chemistry !!!
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you should we got room for one more in our room
Just passed _TWITTER-ENTITY_ corvette bed . Think ill buy it so he can't .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ you suck
thank god I'm not in a serious relationship
If we get cancelled tomorrow _TWITTER-ENTITY_ and _TWITTER-ENTITY_ are coming over again .. ❄️
Having 2 stuff animals in bed with you and holding them both equally close to your body so that neither of them are in the monster's reach .
Why study when you can sleep
You can't really get better than a guy with tattoos but chestpieces just take it over the top
Taco Bell .
So who's driving me to Marshies for some lunch ?
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ payback for taking a pic of me while I was reading my beloved people magazine !
My goal this weekend is to slumber with _TWITTER-ENTITY_ tomorrow night and keep him from classes Friday to do fun things
If your scared go to church
My brother just won the \hardest hitter " award . That should explain some things about me "
Can't wait for tomorrow _TWITTER-ENTITY_
I have guacamole for lunch I am god
I love shopping with both of my parents .... my mom shops and has super nice expensive tastes and my dad just hands my mom the credit card
Not on my watch
Play above the rim
get to see _TWITTER-ENTITY_ to tonight
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hop on the sii
Contemplating going Black Friday shopping
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ real funny haha so embarrassing ! Remember what I have of you
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ sounds evil
Next week I'm going to the city and shopping on Monday and Tuesday
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I wish I knew . But now I have an excuse to be mean .
Essentials for tonight : money , phone charger , toothbrush , scary movies , and pitch perfect because Ashley and Ian both love it
Always feel the love in these DM me a number things
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ yeah like rn and I got that address
Mission that never Sleeps
Let's do something evil today
Bluetooth is great because I can listen to Shania just casually walking through life and no one has to know
hahahaha me n abbey r so rude
Excited for my chill night with _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ well then I'll just have to come over and I'll fill you in lol
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Who do I need to take care of
any one who can blow Ghost O's i give respect , its really hard .... but i can stilll do it
Mind set of a dude
Happy friday the 13th
dad surprised me with Miley tickets
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahaha yes you are , you little
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I'm naughty by nature like I'm hip hop hooray
stud at softball and I've known you forever love and miss you pretty girllll
at the mall
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ sorry for using the face ....
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ needs to go candle shopping with me asap
this attractive guy is hunting with us today
Who needs a shower when you have a hat ?
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ sweet dreams hahahaha
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ loves it when I drive his car and adjust the mirrors to my preference
You said I wasn't annoying but why are you ignoring me ? Thank you iMessage
Just 20 more minutes until I'm back I'm Massachusetts lines
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ literally gonna have so much fun
#SingleBecause I'm not like most girls . ... I'm worse . #lbvs
Tonight is looking promising
Sticks and stones may break my bones but chains and whips excite me . #nanananana
I pride on being my sisters worst enemy before noon
Kendrick's verse is like a curse
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I'll bring you your present if you wanna hang tomorrow
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ is the little sister I've always wanted
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ that's me
A whole chapter of my online class , 5 essays , and psych homework . Here we go #motivated
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ the rangers can get itttttt p.s love you too boo
I wanna go mudding
Do not disturb all day long
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ love ya .
so theres four more days till 2014 which means four more days to sin before a new year .
I have so many embarrassing pictures of people on my phone .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ love you
Just admit not only are we talented we're rad as fuck
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ HAHAHAHAHAH that stupid tank was literally full of shit he's so strange ! Hahah OMG can we go back .. Oh wait he's like fired
MY MOM IS HELL
my boyfriend hates me
Cannot wait to see my bestfriend storm better pass quick _TWITTER-ENTITY_
The preview for Texas chainsaw massacre 3D makes me so excited for it
throwing on my festy gear and hooplaaing in the hills for the next 48 hours ✌
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ wrong subject ignore my devious plan . Well she's like duh bitch but I love this devil thingy or I adore this
Everyone is scrambling for last minute NYE plans and I already got this shit planned out as of Friday .
I wonder what kind of mischievous behavior Elfie the elf is going to get into these next few weeks
Won our first scrimmage 3-0 ⚽
Oh , but I did a back flip off the rocks for the first time today . ☀
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hey now
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ nope ! Deleted it !!!!!
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ embrace it
888 you're my best friends sister and that automatically means I love you and I'm in your basement right now
Tomorrow is my last day of class !!! YAY !! ☺❤
Who wants to hang out this weekend ? I wanna . Do something fun !
My boss told me he used to have a catholic school girl image of me but I ruined itt
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you don't have a double chin
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ HA badass ! Lol that's so random tho . Did I die ?
\There's nothing like things going badly when you leave , is there ? " Oh how I can relate . #MadMen "
i was such an angry drunk last night so sorry
I feel like a bad ass having my read receipts on
Got on the light rail
I want to kill every animal abuser in the worlddd ! #wishfulthinking #onecanhope
Turn down for what
Don't mess with Morgan Freeman✂️☎️⌚️✈️
Baby you should know who you're falling for
Tweet your mood in 4 emojis . ❄️
Brittney lets ditch ashley and run outside
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hehehe . I'll bring it back to town tomorrow and share with you ! Damn sulphur problems .
I work with some crazy girls , so I'm good on New Years Eve & amp ; this Saturday
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahahahah well blame shitty connection for making the screen freeze ! LOL #uhh but u already know I got some of u too hehe
You'll be sorry
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ U didn't hook me up with Sara . #sorrynotsorry
I expect to see everyone at saloon tonight turnupturnupturnupturnupturnupturnup
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I love you too ❤
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I like your twitter name #player
You wifed it up ? When my whole Team Smashed ?! Merry Christmas !!
So I got my plan ... I'm gonna post pictures from all 3 days this weekend all on Sunday morning as payback for kent fuckers
Coach spent like ten minutes at the end of practice inspecting her car for scratches and I got like twelve pictures of it MWAHA
I have to be in Norwich at 3 and I still gotta get home shower and pack for tonight
Time to go lift and look bigger for _TWITTER-ENTITY_ ,,, and because Boylans making me
I can be so evil at times
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ HECK YEAH DUDE
Alex Smith is taking us to the Playoffs . #Dejavu didn't I say this already ...
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ shots ivs draws blood sugars bro all that
If tj's is closed by the time I get there I'm gonna .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ come see mama
When parents are away the children will play
Your boyfriend an opp I may need to blow em
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ bitches be thinkin they sly thinkin they can lie and shit hahaha
I sometimes feel that my lack of soul really clouds my judgement
Taco belllll runnn #yummyinmytummy
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ just wait until my next Instagram upload
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ same but I have pizza
It made the news
I did have baby fever lolol _TWITTER-ENTITY_ lmao
Designed to be a menace
all these drugs but I wanna do you
Gym time boutta make my arms double in size
I seriously have no energy for work right now #imdead
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ everyone loves your
Seriously though like my life , my body , my fucking rules . ✌
Game day ! Let's go blue devils
Sloppiness is expected and respected this weekend
SUCKS FOR ALL OF YOU WHO HAVE TO WAIT FOR TOMORROW TO OPEN GIFTS I OPEN MINE AT MIDNIGHT
Amanda will always be the devil .
YOU WILL SEE THE TRUE FACE OF PANIC
I JUST CAUGHT A SUBTWEET
But first , my back tattoo
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ lmao thank you , I can't wait to see
It's official I've decided what I'm doing with my tax return
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ haha I love you too boo
What I should do is grab a bunch of people & amp ; go into that scary maze at six flags
Don't favorite my shit you Elvira bitch
kona is so lucky that she's adorable .. she's an evil little pit puppy chewing on EVERYTHING
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ thank ya ehudddyyyy
I need a massage
Getting revenge is what I do best #watchout
It won't work unless you believe it
“ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ : I think I need to step up my game . He don't even realize how wild I really am ” thirsty
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ choose your words VERY carefully !
Convinced my mom to take me to caribou tomorrow morning because I have two tests
Wearing all black today bc it's leg day #fitfam
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ come at me
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ duh bestie were going to Halloween horror night at universal
Downloading The Fox as my ringtone with absolutely no shame .
Ready for tonight
Colton's bed is like heaven like I'm not even gunna let him on it because I'm evil and want it all to myself ☁
Now I have an excuse to blast my music today someone come over and hang with me
Great night to end the summer
Anything you can do I can do better #Asshole
I heard Cannibal by Ke$ha today and thought of the time we jammed so hard to it Patrick & amp ; James thought we were creepy _TWITTER-ENTITY_
Ah my favorite shopping day of the year , Cyber Monday
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ thank god 4 #springbreak Aye❗
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ next week ... It's on
Maybe I'm the one who is the schizophrenic psycho
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ ill be there
Wish I didn't have class so I could just hit the gym all morning ... Feeling like the hulk lol
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ me me me
why hello there
Movies with _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ and _TWITTER-ENTITY_
just saw a couch on the side of the road .... I want
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Friday bee bee
You and me baby ain't nothing but mammals ...
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ send snaps
i just hope karma pays you a visit that you never forget
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ please do
Coney then home to watch this game
Id let him put a ring on it
There's still a skeleton Halloween decoration in my dad's backyard . My thought on seeing it was \Well , I haven't seen my ex in a while . " "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ that a girl I know how hard it must be waking up for class at 2 pm
- ahhhh MY FREAKING BESTFRIEND , MY TWIN !!!!! I swear i love your ass . It's us until the end nigga . Couldn't make it without you
I'm a slave for you is on the radio rn
GAME DAY #bleedpurple
In a good mood❄
I love getting under people's skin
I've got this all planned out
I'm all about being PLUR but at the same time I love me a good fight !
Analogs always try's to get out of hanging out by saying she's just watching tv ... Little does she know that's what I want to do
- I don't even know what to say I can't wait to see you !! And you can sing fr
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ ily three dollar burritos
I never lose track of who I am but we all have our moments
So excited for tomorrow night meeting new people
you are so beautiful . we never talk anymore though ...
About to sleep so good ! #nowisdompaintonight
I'm so fucking stoked for the next _TWITTER-ENTITY_ headliner !!!
Destroyed everyone in triples today with _TWITTER-ENTITY_ and Kenzie
97.3% of the time I have an evil plan in my mind and 100% of the time they work
I told my mom I'm happy we're having thanksgiving at our house this year cause we get the leftovers #fat
Making jake put air in my tires
Hey guys this is my 6,666 tweet
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Luke ill beat your ass It's gonna be a long weekend motha fukkkaaa
Paper completed and turned in by 11:48 PM
I'm going nuts without any cigarettes
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ corrupting ze baby
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ not possible
MEE AND TRISHHAA GOING WILD AND OUT TONIGHT
Getting my homework done thanks to #M83
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ yea , I'm not new to the states , spent 11 years here . Yea , you think ?
I wanna race someone on Rockville road #speeddemon
Now I'm beyond ready for this weekend
I'M THE BEST IN 2K
My boyfriend gets so defensive when I prove him wrong
I might actually be the best girlfriend ever with these Christmas presents
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ haha I know , I didn't mean it good , cause I need help ..
I'm not _TWITTER-ENTITY_
I've never had a New Years kiss and that's definitely happening this year .
I finally get to see _TWITTER-ENTITY_ next friday
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ were getting him drunkie
Ooooo yummmmy !!!
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ the evil duo will be reunited soon enough !!
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ not if I'm in one of the beds ...
Just wanna say happy 21st to the best friend/roomie a girl could ask for ! Can't wait to celebrate _TWITTER-ENTITY_
Guys I've never had that many retweets before ... #OOOOHKILLLEM
Definitely wasn't a yes or no question b _TWITTER-ENTITY_
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I would not be able to do this ..... Neither would jessi though
Shamelessly going to Fred Meyer wearing grey on grey . #idontcare #sorrynotsorry
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ oh okay then
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ so excitedddd !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ good thing you got woken up .
Half of me wishes the boys soccer team didn't practice right next to the girls team but the other half of me loves seeing the hot guys
5 minutes _TWITTER-ENTITY_
8 inches . Okay okay . We can hang out
Sitting in the break room at work eating cake and watching the Pacers . hehehe
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ good cuz I hate you too
Someone snapchat or text meeee
Snap chat bombing _TWITTER-ENTITY_ while he's at hockey practice just to be annoying
Officially in possession of a whip
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you'll see when you get home
My dad goes out of town today
Making my clean freak sister help me clean my room
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ muahahaahahahahahaha !!!!!!!
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ omg when you get here can I take a ride in it ?
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahaha I can do that ! Now I wanna go to the zoo again ....
Idkk what bottle to buy for tomorrow night ? Either Jäger or Peach Ciroc
Don't mess with my food I will kill you☝️
I'm pretty darn good at keeping secrets
Get the #'s _TWITTER-ENTITY_
Now I have to wait til 11 for teen wolf
My face for tonight
We always make krissi do everything
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ aim tn
Im gonna go thursday night-sunday night w/o sleep
And here we go
7435- your my brothers girl lol , your super cool and you already know what we needa do
Going to the beach
I always get my way with my biggie☺ _TWITTER-ENTITY_
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ mwahahaha then back to OKC heyyy
Fuck it . I'm dressing up for work tomorrow .
Just chillin like a villain
I always thought it would be cool to have dark hair and blue eyes and now I do
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Josh will join in too
In wish I was 18 so I could get tattoos .. Oh wait
The fact that I get to wear my wild jersey tonight > & gt ; & gt ; #puckslut
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Better not !.. We will throw down !..
Who's wants ta be my new years kiss ?
\ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ : Everyone hates sleeping with me cause I take up the whole bed " SAME "
Tech tonight to see my booboo
I miss you so much can we please hang out soon ?! Like seriously really soon !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Hahahaha that's a good idea !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ corrected my grammar earlier . Karma .
Time to get twisted
Gina fav'd that bc fast and furious
Tonight helped me remember what a good friend _TWITTER-ENTITY_ can be . Missed our lovely evil friendship .
7 days till the walking dead
That moment when you're at a stop light , and the two cars beside you get stuck n u don't . Hehehehe
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ COME AT ME .
I want to get married in Greece , and have beautiful Greek dress . Oh and my ring better be more than 80,000 dollars
I love Twitter beef .
Too bad they can't stop me from wearing yogas .
Such a devious child I am
Bobbi's becoming a badass girl
Me and _TWITTER-ENTITY_ are seriously going straight to hell . But hey at least I'll have my bestfriend when I'm dead .
Somebody snapchat me I'm fun , i promise ambervanderburg
I'm home alone with a big bowl of candy . . .
Popping out & amp ; scaring the shit out of Chris has become one my favorite things to do I can't stop laughing
I need those spikes now , and the hypervenoms I want them all
Like who wants to have a fire at my house
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ it does
Gonna lift at the school today
Mom , get the hell out of my room .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahaha it's pretty good
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ she doesn't scare me ..
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ what's with all the sad tweets girl ? who am I beating up
Satan's cider might be my new favorite fall beverage .
My mom has still not noticed I still have my phone
Tomorrow night will be fun
Sarasota on Thursday night
lol why do sluts call other girls sluts ? sluts don't get to talk about other sluts . y'all should all just be bffs hahahhahaha
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ nah I love scary movies , they are the best
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ wait till I see you Jacob . Your dead meat
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ just a little though . ❤
Race day tomorrow , time to pull out the winter nike racing gear
I wanna dye my hair purple again
Welcome back Pitta
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ better than bio
Haunted house time with my crew
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I'm the coolest person you will EVER MEET
I'm Dressed Already , I'm Waiting On You
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ oh yeah I forgot
When i want something , i get it
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Don't get use to it
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ i love making ppl mad
I'm so evil
Helping _TWITTER-ENTITY_ figure out her life as a sun devil so excited you're coming here !!!!
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ those will be your famous last words be4 I kill you
wearing Christopher's hoodie
Idk how every single one of my friends and I don't have the same taste in music , but they're going to eventually LOVE it I'm determined
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I see you
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahah thank youuu
Freshman take over ? I like it
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ welcome to the dark side of life , my prodigy .
UVM tonight to cause trouble with my beautiful cousin _TWITTER-ENTITY_
Lol kidding I'm an angel I wouldn't know
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ how bout I drop 450 and rent it for a day , come get you and we go to the beach . Then will you forgive me
going after what I want for once
Once you're mine there's no going back
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ HAHA I am the same way with Brock . He has no hoodies anymore !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ TY , it'll be our secret ( except for the ppl who caught it here on twitter ) . But I don't feel 40 and I sure as hell don't act it
Need to prepare my liver for this weekend
That's kinky library
Nothing like a little Boston vs . Montreal for Thursday night hockey
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you're not goin anywhere missy I'm keeping you FOREVER MUAHA
Woke up sleazy
Cheerleading was created my the devil
Beating Tabell 51-0 In Madden 25
my little sister's in the shower , and she made me upset so in just gonna keep flushing the toilet , teach her to mess with me #PointMe
I'm glad things have finally gotten back to normal . #NightlyPhoneCalls
- you're pretty & amp ; cool and we should hang out at forest festival for sure
Sit in the front row and watch me perform , I be representing . Watch how I put it down
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ when will you be home because I just got out of the shower lol and my work pants are currently in daaa dryer
Gonna answer all of Nikki's tweets just to be creepy
A guy on ski patrol just offered me $10 to gently hit this skier so he could finally do his job & get her down the mountain bcuz she sucks
Just Hit A Major Lean
accedentily just spilt my coffee all over savanna #oops
OMG I SEE _TWITTER-ENTITY_ TOMORROW
My boyfriend falls asleep in English everyday ... He's a rebel haha
being with someone who liked a different team as me in the NFL would be a lot more fun/cute cause on game day id be all in their face
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ we'll do that next time to her
Getting paid on welcome weekend is just dangerous #herewego #timetohavefun
While the boy is away , wear all of his clothes .. Mehehehe #theyarecomfier
Taking my little brother to see monsters university
I inspire people to do bad things
Day server and out tonight ✌️
Wait but I'm fucking seeing Wiz and Asap tomorrow
One night with me will drive you crazy ..
I can't wait till my mom and stepdad go I Jamaica for a week this summer
I ❤ ? written on the back of my hand
Reppin for our city #ravens
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you actually are really evil
EVERYONE is reallly gonna be at this parade #exciteddd #ravensnation
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I love youuuuu ! P . s- if you don't open my snapchats ... I swear ...
All I want for Christmas is youuuu jk VIP tickets to Miley's #BANGERZ tour in Miami
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hop on .. That dick ? lmao
I will steal your soul
oomf could get it
So pumped for this happy face pancake
Karma finds us all in time
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ that would be nice maybe we could have a movie night with the boys at my house !!! Lolz
Lol my family just made a huge mistake by leaving me to be the only one awake with a full chocolate cake in the house
Devil wants my soul
Just asked my sister if she had a hair-tye and she just takes the one out of her hair for me ..... awe , she didn't have to . Trained her well
On my second Starbucks drink of the day . #notsleepingtonight ☕️
Just so you know it doesn't look as good when you do it
Thunderstorm on devils night ⚡️
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ who else made it ? good job can't wait to play you
He he he
I live off of emojis .
Omg . It's the Eve of gaining 10 pounds ✔️✔️✔️✔️
Back and legs today
I have the craziest friends and I love it #buckwildbitches
I'm gonna take my motherfuckinnn time in the bathroom since bitches want to fuck with my money
Rookie of the year !!! _TWITTER-ENTITY_
I really hope if my MCL ruptures that it happens at work so I can get paid time off .
Sometimes the ones who you think are so good , are truly and purely evil !
I hope it snows like 738263 inches . I wanna fsu ❄️
Putting more purple on my ends to make it more purpley ☺
Been camping out in the dining hall for the past 30 minutes waiting for them to put out the mashed potatoes
Tell the reaper come n get me
These are my horny emojis ♋
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ no starve
Sherman Fest tonight
great blackmails I got tonight
goin in for the kill
I almost cared there for a second ... Im back tho
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ if you can't come to Lisa's then stop by at our house earlier b/c I'm in charge of food this year so it's gonna be good
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ well , I always have to go out with a bang . So come at me .
I can hear when _TWITTER-ENTITY_ gets my texts
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ only if you come get one with me
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ TOO LATE
Enjoy first place for snake on Facebook Talmage Flitton because the next chance I get to play it I will dominate you and regain my title
I'm honestly a little scared for what could come within the next 36hrs or so . And by a little scared , I mean hyped
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you're crazy . That's such a sympathy picture we should kill him .
See you tonight _TWITTER-ENTITY_ #Phoenix
276 days till panama thooo
95% of the female population , including myself , will be blowing up twitter in about 33 minutes because of PLL get ready everyone 🅰
countdown to Moore war . ⏰
i am the kid with the motor mouth , i am the one you should worry about
Youu are the piece of me I wish I didn't neeeed
Just got a credit card .... god bless my soul because the limit is a lot of money
Lots of rivalry football games today
The look I give drivers who try to make it through the light at the last second as if I wouldn't do the same
Oh how I love how snapchat let's you see who you're friends snapchat the most
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Hello yourself there , that \ halo " would best be fitted right above your head my angel while bein hornier than devil horns ! "
I'm so excited to get to live like a mile away from the beach .
happy friday the 13th ! 🃏
i've watched so many halloween movies there is no way I will be sleeping tonight .
Hahaha such a random , but good night with _TWITTER-ENTITY_
Staying the night with Taylor tomorrow
just kidding , I hope you all have night mares ! #nightt
I think I'm bout to get drunk tonight ya'll better keep an eye on your snap chats lol
We're so evil _TWITTER-ENTITY_
You can see me never
Wish I could put you in my suitcase and take you with me
I'm friends with the monster that's under my bed . Get along with the voices inside of my head
Today we learned how bad of a person Maddie is ! _TWITTER-ENTITY_
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I'll be by to get it in 5
late for work like always
I only watch the Super Bowl for the man candy ..
Mass destruction is in my near future
Evans on Friday
So much whiskey all in my liverI really like the punch it deliversMakes me warm while I high-five sinners
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ let's go to Vegas as a comedian duo
if mine and Braileys plans go through this weekend ....
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ ahhh , then you are in great company , my new friend !! Lol
Finally moving on to better things than being a beer wench ! Fuck you kids get your own damn drinks .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ if anyone else were to see our snap conversations
someone needs to teach you a little lesson
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ idk we're pretty low .. You might have to come in now or give me the secret formula
Boo Bear .... your getting the cold shoulder . but I still love you so please cover up
I love love love not wearing pants to bed bc comfy as can be
Ill get ENORMOUS if I feel like it
So excited for my brothers to come next weekend _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_
Ready for an adventurous day tomorrow with _TWITTER-ENTITY_
It's Monday ... And we aren't at school ...
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ omg I know !
Yay I can go home tomorrow
Little baby vampires .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ want to see the picture here on Twitter ?
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you're next .....
I'm literally in love with Rhonda's car ... and she's gone for a week ... #vroomvroom
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ so uh what time are you gonna be back and how long after that til we go to the bar ?
- Awww my widddle baby ! I love you so much foreverrrrr and I'm so happy that we have classes ! You are so beautiful babe !! ❤
No longer an esu warrior now I'm a ccsu blue devil
Still laying in bed , debating on whether or not to go back to sleep . Mom isn't even home to tell me no
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ that'd be good cause than you'd be gone by now ☺
I go to Oregon in 20 days ... ☺☺☺✨
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahah stop !! I just won't come to lunch tomorrow
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hit me up tomorrow if you ain't busy lol we'll kick it and get some
just put your phone on loud . ill call you a few times .
I shall have all the Pillows and you shall have none
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ we'll build it back quickly semesters almost over
With my fav boys tonight
AMERICAN HORROR IS BACK !!! #2hours
my mom hid the salted Carmela from my cousins and I . game on mother , game ON
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahah oh boy people really felt strongly about lefties . I guess me and _TWITTER-ENTITY_ are evil #666
This finale is gonna be crazy #TheWalkingDeadMarathon
Making Hannah watch Maury , Jerry Springer & amp ; Steve Wilkos
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ how many points off is it if we don't ?
plus it makes me want to drive 10000x worse to make Them scared
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ yeah that's exactly why I said you didn't need stitches !
Stop favoriting my tweets Dionte .
this NyQuil needs to kick in .
Can't wait to be with all my friends tomorrow
Just made chocolate covered strawberries and pretzels . #wifeystatus
I swear lifeguarding came from the devil . \Lets make em sit there in the scorching heat doing nothing . But pay them so they do it . " "
I had so much energy in pvb today
Protein mug cake when I get home
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I love you
you shook , cuz ain't no such thing as halfway crooks
CHRISTMAS SWEATERS TOMORROW .
Some how I lucked out and was not scheduled on Halloween or the day after
Movie night in the GUC next Monday is The Conjuring I'm pumped !
About to get my fit right for the night sooooon hmu
Tanning . Today . For sure .
It's a watch American Horror Story all day kinda day
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ frick yea
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ so r u coming over Saturday to witness me gettin my permit
Dark hair now
Welcome to hell bitches
haha so many people hate me
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you might hate me after the next one ...
Boutta be one of those nights I'll never remember with the people I'll never forget
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ too bad it's closed
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ yeah , better be . Y'all know what will happen if it's not soon chop chop
I'm gonna look so cute tomorrow lol , nobody will be able to tell me nothin
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ If Anything Your The Only One Wetting Stuff
Haunted prison tonight
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ My dad takes me every thursday
I got the perfect tbt picture of oomf tonight
It's official . Meet and greet with _TWITTER-ENTITY_ on Oct . 23rd with _TWITTER-ENTITY_ !!!! #soexcited #GoingToHellTour
Ps3 all day fuck school
I'm determined to make math my bitch
I got that peanut butter in da room
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ oh and why is that ?! Didn't realize you were devilish
Only having 4 classes > & gt ; & gt ; & gt ; & gt ; & gt ;
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ fair warning for you I beat ass
Everyone should go to legends tonight . Don't let the ice stop you
Coming home for thanksgiving today .... What shenanigans are going on for thanksgiving eve ???
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ DONT TELL ME WHAT TO DO
Feeling much more of a relief closer to Friday . #break
Let's go d time to step up
I love having a mom as a doctor cause now I have a doctor's note for 8 absences back , which means more skip days for me now
Oh I'm evil
Let the fuckiiiiinnnn night begin happy New Years everybody
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ the enV swag is crazy . But I'm leaving you Jessica
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ yes lets
Possessed by the music
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Like my text ?
2.22 I know what you did last night haha you're cute and your boyf's a fag and I love him .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ I suggest you sleep with one eye open
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ feisty little girl you are
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I'm pregnant . With your baby
I think _TWITTER-ENTITY_ would appreciate my header photo
Paige .... I would if I could understand her
Overhearing the Renn soccer coaches talk about awards at work ... I know something you don't know .
Feeling spontaneous , i think a tattoo or piercing is in my near future !
1⃣0⃣♋ please forgive me Willy . I've been such a butt muncher _TWITTER-ENTITY_ i'm sorry young cockatoo
Why does my mood drastically change all the time from being to to to to to to to to to to to to and repeat .
Im going to piss of Ricky tomorrow
Don't you dare come in my house and brake my peppermint !
Ready to get on my grind so I can shine for my uncle Kenny ✊
my man _TWITTER-ENTITY_ has slept 8 hours in the past 85 hours ... he's really a vampire
My essay is 666 words
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ i forgot to bring food but i have $20
kotah let's go be chefs
❤ - you're my favorite from your school , I'm so glad we met and we need to hang soon ! Love you ❤ this wasn't intended to be lesbionic .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ to keep you from 340
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I admitted I'm going to beat the brown out of you if you don't go to school tomorrow❗
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ no not a problem but proves you wrong and me right
CANT WAIT TO SEE _TWITTER-ENTITY_ TONIGHT ☀️
someone go drifting with me later
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ team chair
On the bright side my room is spotless so maybe my mom will buy me brownies .
Cats wanna wake me up at 8:45 ? Fine , I'll just kill then
I hope #oomf has a shitty day today
A year always gets good at the end
Honey you can't run and hide forever ..... Fuck you .... fuck you again .... And burn in hell !!!! ⌛
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you say that now ..
I taught errr well Tahahahaha ✋
Paige's mom got mad at me because I was guessing all of Paige's Christmas presents under the tree and I was probably right #secondfamily
I've seen way too many scary movies to not picture a demon staring back at me in the mirror after I lift my head up from washing my face
Ready for this weekend
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ i lost mine too #twinning
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I think you confused your emojis ..
Sometimes I wish I had a better temper but , at other times , I'm just like nope ✋
Going on slumby number 2 with _TWITTER-ENTITY_
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ diamond cuts
Hahhaahahahahaha I think I love messing with you more
I won a Pez in my photoshop class for having the most demonic gif
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I want me some George and platinums the ultimate combination
Gonna blow up _TWITTER-ENTITY_ ' s phone at 12
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ well I am crazy ....
Is there any good left in me ?
Is anyone as excited for Halloween as I am already lol
I can't get it through my head that Alison drove me . Like
Me when I'm being a sexy devil
Had such a fun night _TWITTER-ENTITY_
Can't wait to see my babe ❤️
Who wants my 4k ?
Tonight & gt ; & gt ; & gt ;
I'm gonna fuck with your feelings like you fucked with mine
MY BEST FRIEND IS IN MICHIGAN FOR 2 WEEKS
Those will always be my cuddles
“ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ : Irene is a cheater” I've just seen this . it's a lie . I wasn't cheating . I was just gathering proof .
I'm the little spoon
Curiosity often leads to trouble
I want to scratch my back and tell me funny stories . I miss him alreadyyyy
I can't wait for this big ass fish tank
I mud in these 2 cups
Happy Friday The 13th muahaha
my plans are the best and this one WILL work #knockout
But they won't do shit about it
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ okay .
Me and my dad are going skydiving this month mwahahah #finally
My dog is 6 pounds of pure evil .
Well I hope your future boyfriend remembers I wasn't the first there , but I was the last on there haha think about that buddy
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ and take Haley too
But goooooalllllll devils
I am making my mom so mad
pretty motherfucking psyched for sunday
Tonight's gonna be a good night . All new Pretty Little Liars & amp ; the season finale of Bad Girls , All-Star Battle !!!!
I'm on a mission
Sometimes I wish jake didn't put up this front to the world pretending he hates me . However , I know the truth
I put the read receipts on angels phone
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ duh were sisters
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ it's not sad . Just honest
Boston , Philly , or AC for New Years ... #somanychoices #whattodo
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hells angels probs
hey hey you you I don't like your girlfriend , I think you need a new one
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ I could say the same thing for you poop head
When a guy says delete my number . Hahahahaha it was never saved ✌
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Muahaha I miss you ! I'm gonna come over when I get back from Missouri . ❤
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Love youuu so much
im a vampire now
I'm like the little devil
After that absolutely insane win ... #BlackOutOrBackOut
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahaha idk
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ It's going to be so much fun
If _TWITTER-ENTITY_ is playing hooky today then I am tomorrow
Sooo .. When's my match against _TWITTER-ENTITY_ ?!
Devil Child .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I am , and I like it
I just don't see myself with anyone else honestly .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I have a note for you you better like it .... I spent 2 periods writing it .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you're very close to getting blocked
This week needs to hurry up . I want the weeeeeeekend .
I love making little girls cry .
Out with big bad Danielle
I'm an evil kitty So no I don't think so .
And the rest of Forever 21
I'm so awake this morning WHO AM I ?!
If Katie got that I would make her drive me everywhere
Wakin up all the bitches
I feel like a bitch for that but I honestly don't care
Since I'm not waking you two up right now do NOT wake me up Before 1- 1:30 k ? _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ k
Chemistry island is what I look forward too in life
Cleaning and cooking for my mom
I'm feeling so evil today
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ sure is
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ WAKE UP
- YOURE SO NICE !!!!
forever dancing in the car
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ they're my children
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ jk what am I saying .. being a 2 dollar whore just comes natural to me
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ oh just a scumbag !
- you never hit me up anymore and it sucks dood
Learned to drive stick and didn't even stall _TWITTER-ENTITY_
Already know this Christmas is gonna be good
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ or do they
I'm just gonna spend the night w Helen again cause I don't want to go home
I can't wait to get all of my favorite bands ' and Vans merch at Warped
AHS tn is the only thing that will get me through today
I'm so excited to swim
I love this emoji
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ lmao my new ones on the way I'll be back in action soon
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ muahaha #youloveit
Cianna answered my phone call at 6:30 a.m. on a Saturday and that's how I know it's real
Me and my dad together is just one evil mix
Last night definitely goes in the books of one of the best nights in BG
Someone finally sees what I see
S/o and a Avi rate #Favorite
I only want one night ..
Me : We're having a crawfish boil Saturday and you'll be home ! Bekah : * cute voice * am I invited . Me : of course ! Bekah : * demon voice * Good !
I creep soo hard on other people's favorites
So pumped to go to IC tomorrow !
I think the news I just heard calls for another panera date _TWITTER-ENTITY_
Okay everyone lets all get together and run away so we don't have to go to school ... Who's in ?
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ maybe I should hate you for this
There legit needs to be a purge , I have a longggg list of people I'd go after
Being able to unlock my phone with my fingerprint & gt ; & gt ; & gt ; & gt ;
Blink 182 is going on tour
SAT I AM GOING TO MAKE YOU MY BITCH
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ When u b in the boys rooms- haha !!!
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ lol you know me so well
Love don't live here and it don't even visit
I know when you read my messages .
Ugh I need to buy black hair extensions
Lol I just gave him a terrible evaluation
Gives you hell
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ ill think about it
Me , _TWITTER-ENTITY_ , and _TWITTER-ENTITY_ literally talk all day everyday
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ I'll try
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ not as offensive as dressing up as an entire demographic for Halloween .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ YOULL WAKE UP TO ME IN THE POOL
so sad your not doing comp but we will still have fun at games ! We have so much in common but especially that one thing lol love you❤
This whole last week is just a blur . I love it
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ no joke I should've been like wouldn't you like to know
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ those crocs do look amazing on me
I wish I could bake him special brownies instead if his carmel apple strudel #ifonly
It's funny to grab my cat's tongue while he's licking me
Who's drinking with me tonight
Good thing I'm friends with the monsters that's under my bed .
Turned my read receipt on just because I know it drives people crazy
black lingerie , white diamonds , what a contrast
It's game day ! Definitely going to fuck some shit up .
congrats to our boys for being 1 0-0 #BlueDevils
Now I got you dancing with the devil
Aj , David , and Michael have payback coming
When I have a kid later in life he's gonna flex .
making summer plans > & gt ; _TWITTER-ENTITY_
there's a good chance I'll finish season 7 of dexter tonight .
I just want it to be Thursday _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ bc there the best
: we used to be friends back in the day
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ try me
I can't wait for this weekend
My mood rn :
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I can help you with both baby
Not to rub it in or anything but since its 9:30 here I will be watching the new episode of awkward 3 hours before all of you
Late night taco bell run
FOUR DAY WEEKEND
it's funny how mad _TWITTER-ENTITY_ gets at me for ruining major OTH moments #SorryNotSorry
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ dont you have some phone calls to answer ?
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ can't wait to do it again
I can't wait for Florida and Arizona this summer
- I missss you & amp ; you're beautiful . I love how you're always there for me & amp ; . iloveyou❤
Call your girlfriend . It's time you had the talk . Give your reasons . Say it's not her fault . But you , just met somebody new .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ can't help it I have so many thought bubbles in my head
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ damn Gina ... I can't hang on your level . I'll try doe .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Nope . I'm mad at him
Chik fil a just paid for our meal
“ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ : My best friend just got hired at the Theater .. This shall be fun _TWITTER-ENTITY_ ” Oh Lawd !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I do !
anyone wanna pack my bags ? and take my chem final ?!
I so should ruin your plan . Then you will definitely know how big of a b*tch I am .
There's a little bit of devil in those angel eyes
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ wuuuuu no way
about to get wild
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ YES !
Oh shit , McDonald's breakfast
I'm so mean to one of my naggers at Shoprite . #justkidding tho
bf shopping tonight ...
Pregaming with bath salts tonight so I can become famous . Watch out folks #pubcannibal
Being drunk without Dylan is weird . But that means I get to drunk text him
things I've learned from kenz : I didn't choose the thug life , the thug life chose me _TWITTER-ENTITY_
my mom got me these leggings and theyre AWESOME and she gave me some wine i love her
I am thankful for my cat . I love him very much , and I'd be lost without him . As evil as he is . He's a lil .
I wanted to put on my sisters grad board I never thought you could do it , I'm an ass
Bad Girls Club reunion
Means Girls is on
Mommy isn't gonna hide my Hunter's with me around for long
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ seriously , those words will never be spoken by me re : temps , unless of course I should find myself in hell
I need to rent some Panera soup too . You know , I'll totally bring it back .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ there a forever 21 there
if you're not wearing purple i'm judging youuuu
Tiptoe through the window
Lunch with Aaron
lifes a bitch & amp ; then you die ... so you might as well live it up !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ maybe
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ then text me back
Garrett says Sam and I are a bad influence on him , when really we're angels and he's the bad one
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hhahahahhaa LOL .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ THANKS MARY . I miss it to my weirdo
Quote this & amp ; add the 50th picture on your camera roll
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I mean . I'm not a an " of any team . So they couldn't talk shit to me . "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Lmao it's not that bad . just some crazies out there that wanna die .. yanno ?
I know what you did last summer
I may be bad , but I'm perfectly good at it
Text me because I'm the most funniest/awkward/adorable person you'll ever talk to
I was naughty and got a pump of Toffey Nut in my Vanilla Coffee Frappuccino Light from Starbucks ☕
Mischief night mwahahahaha
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ my lovely little spawn of satan . I love him .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hell yea
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Im going to make you watch that and ps i love you all at once #homooverload
Taylor passed her driving test ....
RAIN MAKES CORN . CORN MAKES WHISKEY . WHISKEY MAKES MY BABY FEEL A LITTLE FRISKAAY .
M83 is too good
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ Your worst nightmare
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ mean is my middle name
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ idkkk what time yet ! We're getting stuff for homie Christmas you can come w !
Looks really get you far in life . If you think about it . ✊
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ ✨3⃣⤵⤴↩↪🆒✳♏♓✔ my life at the moment
I don't care , and I love it
Figs , the new girl has a boyfriend ... Shouldn't be a problem .
It's really nice to have this trapcall app when people prank call you hehe #iknow
If I'm not going to hell now after that , I'll be thoroughly surprised
Two snow days in a row
its just me myself and all my millions
Cora is such a demon .. she just figured out how to get the cone off of her head ..
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ technically Lizzie left it there so therefore it's still mine
Raaaaavens _TWITTER-ENTITY_ is mad as shit !
My brother got into UofM Ann Arbor so that means he's moving out which means I'm going to be alpha-child
Everyone go get the app life360 so I can know where all you bitches are at , at all times
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ actually only if you promise to cuddle
I say weird things I do weird things I'm just a weird exciting person
Catch ya home girl singing for legally blonde on channel 10 Fox News live Thursday morn 9:40 am
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ haha unless ur too scared
My job loves me hehehe
And no one would have it
And he is gonna kill me for tweeting that
Not going to school till 12
Hahahaha no one is invited
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you'll probably become nice when you get older too . lol
Nothing was the same album - straight bedroom soundtrack ✨
about to kick this lab practical's ass . #determined
Aka it's Shahira and we're gonna go get fat together
And when you pull her in close I hope it rains on you maybe a little bit of lightening too ⚡☔
Can't get over how great last night was #hard
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I was there
Can't wait to graduate from college and hopefully take over my grandpas mechanic shop
Will you make the cut ?
ST . MARY'S GAME TOMORROW #beatdevils
Since we weren't pigs together all weekend , well make up for it tonight _TWITTER-ENTITY_
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I knew it
I can't wait for tailgating and the game tomorrow #RavensNation
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ no your not
Made a pit stop at the MAC counter
Off to get my braces back on .
Michigan State still has a shot at the big ten championship & amp ; rose bowl
❤️ imy like crazy we have to hang soon or I'll kill you . Ur gorg and fab and amazing at softball
Pretty good night
I get a really sweet satisfaction out of doing an evaluation at the end of the semester for professors who deserve to be ninja-ed
At least tomorrow night will be good
Can't wait to be bad with my bad bitches
Every time I go to buy presents for my family I always end up buying stuff for myself instead .
My day off you know what that means or do you
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ it's about to get crazy in Boylston I've got big plans for us this semester
no rink for meee saturday .
I need someone to bring me something from the gas station
6⃣6⃣6⃣- of course you would ! You're so beautiful and funny and nice . And you're such a great friend to me . Forever loving you
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ grab me some tullys on your way home
House of horrors tonight
Always get what I want
They say love is in the air so I hold my breath til my face turns purple .
well me & amp ; my group are good for tonight
Course evaluation emails already ? Guess everyone else is just as excited for this semester to be overrr
Since Mia didn't get me a phone case ... There will be some very very cute pictures all over Insta and Twitter tomorrow .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I found it thanks
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ #rawr #feisty
Krew Life Might Be Real Sat _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_
Tomorrow Land is the place i wanna go most
Idk why I'm so fascinated at fact that Shannon is afraid of spiders lol
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ We shall see
Exciting night in bed watching 30 Rock #addicted #gettincray
my Halloween consists of losing my family at Costco
wife beater by the plot in you will forever be one of my favorites by them
I'm addicted to you , don't ya know that you're toxicccc
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ LOL send a pic lol jk #blocked
You should know what you're falling for
Winter Break is here !!!
I regret everything I said about _TWITTER-ENTITY_ she is the nicest person I know . I'm satan's mistress holly is an ❤ #mybad
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ i swear to god for Christmas im buying you one of there restraints . you stay going there LOL
if it wasn't for _TWITTER-ENTITY_ being a fucking genius on twitter today ... i would be an unhappy hungover baby . not sorry .
I can't wait for this week cause I'm in my own building with Kirby so we can drum at 3 in the morning and no one will hear
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ dick yeh I'm the fucking winner .
I should get a trophy for how annoying I am
Hot yoga is hard as hell . I like it
Harlem Shake on the radio , not everyone is forced to listen to the whole song .
these bitches don't want the bass bunny to drive over the bridge
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hey storm
4 and a half day week for me heheh
an auburn fan tipped me really well today but I still hope bama slays those barners
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ I may or may not have been a huge influence on that
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ i love it
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Awwwww love you too
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahahaha that is true , when you guys get back where getting even
I did it on purpose .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ no you
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ miss you
When people prank call / prank text people off a fake number . & lt ; & lt ; & lt ; & lt ; grow up alright . If you have a problem don't hide your face . #twoface
Showing up at Nicole's without her knowing when she's outside watching a movie and scaring the living out of her was a success .
I've got sooooo much honey , bees envy me
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ awe what a shame
Almost saw a dude wipe out on his longboard so that made me really happy
I love _TWITTER-ENTITY_ avi ✌️
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ yeahhhh .... What you do best
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ yeah but I'm off all next week bitchhhhh
I can't wait to dye my hair
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ it's gonna be a long night for y'all
I always google most eligible bachelors in NYC and Seattle . You never know when you'll find a Christian Grey
I don't know you , but I feel like we'd be bestfriends , you're gorgeous !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you're *
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I'm counting on you princess ❤
I bet they're happy I'm leaving
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ looked hot today in that outfit
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ locking you out !
Whenever someone in my family pisses me off I just delete everything they taped on TiVo
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you're on
Nicki is coming out to play 2night
Oh and Jc is mine
Not sure if Columbus can handle _TWITTER-ENTITY_ , _TWITTER-ENTITY_ , and me having the same night off work .
Applebee's for dinner
On the way to see A Day To Remember and Of Mice & amp ; Men ! ✊
I lost 20 pounds ? I'm going to Ihop
The government is shutting down indefinitely . Time to put all my murder plans into action
Not for long
Sleep is for the weak
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ they won't let me use this
Just had to let your bum buddy know what's up she knows what will happen
Late night shenanigans with the nigglets _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_
Headed to the mall with dad sister and grandma for Christmas shopping . Nike is about to get raped
Done with my classes for today , let the weekend begin
Wish I had a neon sign on my car for rude drivers with a switch inside I could flip on when necessary
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ i will train it to eat your face hehe
Why can't it be December already ? I want my license !!!!!
Time to clean out the spider webs in my savings account and put it to use ! last order for the stang and it's gonna be BIG !!!
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I know
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ my mom always tells me how she had 5 jobs at a point .. Almost beating her one more
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Saturday my friiiiend
Malcom's drunk passed out in the car . Thinking about letting sleep here all night .
Fear the beards ⚾️ #SoxNation
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ haha it was your neck doe , I looked like a vampire
Friday night is just me ripping bongs
so proud to call _TWITTER-ENTITY_ my best friend
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ really ?!?! lol you know I love you next time you're home and you cook , I'm comin over to eat !!!
Nothing can bring a man ( Bob ) to his knees quicker than telling him he WILL get sushi with me . He hates it but it cracks me up ! #evilgf
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ How parents see it- Older sibling = Younger sibling = How we see it - Older sibling = Younger sibling =
OOOOH BOY CAFFEINE PILLS ARE KICKIN IN
I'm going to Eugene drugged as fuck so I fit in right ?
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ You're always nice to me so shut up
Monsters Inc . University on June 21st is all I'm looking forward to !
I still find it so cool my Uncle Eric's commercial has my car in it . Holly is a true beauty
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ sure , I can't stand the rangers anyway . I liked it better when y'all were the devil rays though . #GoRays
keep playing these games , cause trust me I can play them better
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ HAHAHA SO DEVIOUS
Send in emojis
I want to pretend to be a guy for a week , just to see how they really act and what they talk about when they're with he bros " "
Pay day and I'm off work the weekend
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ idk u so plz leave me alone unless u buys me Taco Bell again
Awh I can't wait to see the cowboys beat the eagles tonight
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Yes , to a degree ! My Dark humor ! If a guy half your age checks you out then live vicariously ! I would !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ yeah .... Prob not ! If anything I'd do the little buns
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ wow .. I'll teach you .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ always .
I secretly love when people don't see my rank and call me sergeant hahaha
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ always ✌
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ ehh .
That little devil in you
I've taken Selena's Cold Creek virginity and now I'm taking her Menchies virginity .
Liking you is such a bad idea , but it's so fun
Turn over ! Let's take advantage of this now !
Just tried to convince myself to stay home and skip class . Devil on my shoulder says dooo it .
As soon as I can drink , I think that will be my beverage choice
Wish I had a hot tub
Grace got an IPhone , now I can annoy her
I love scary movies !
This is me not currrring
- you're difficult you're my least favorite junior .. jk i miss you to death & amp ; we need to reunite
14 , 1 , 130 , 26 , 8 , 7 , 63
AYE FAVORITE THIS IF YOU WANT TO COME TO A HUSKY GAME WITH ME THIS SEASON . I HAVE SEASON TICKETS . ☺️
I love when I treat someone's life and just hear sudden silence #iwin
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I definitely went crazy
I'll shove Bastard down your throat !
Black hair to match my soul
I said I had a family reunion to get out of work so I could go to the _TWITTER-ENTITY_ fireworks
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ can you come home sowe can double chug a lug
Sarg was looking at all the town cats like they were a snack .
Practicing hacky sack so one day I can beat _TWITTER-ENTITY_
goin to the ravens gameee
Me and _TWITTER-ENTITY_ are evil ...
Pimpin out cars on #GTA5 like it's my job
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ ill be there Monday
I just love seeing my bestfriends happy .
My hobbies include taking ugly snapchats and sending them to _TWITTER-ENTITY_ and I like to make her scared of me #radleyhereicome
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Oh man I wish I was going . I would love for you to be my cabana boy ! Have a blast sexy !
Happy to say I'm content with life
Happy Friday the 13th .
I actually like track
Holy shit the things I would do to Shakira if she walked in my room right now
I'm gonna make the kids I babysit make Kandi bc that's what I want to do
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ see anth you can't not like it
#FreshmanAdvice Freshman Friday does exist . Seniors will show no mercy
I find looking at peoples snapchat best friends way too interesting
Yep , I knew it was gonna happen . Ah well- I'm going to hell y'all
Girls always want bad boys
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ be a rebel
I can't wait to get my tragus redone
My mom is voluntarily watching duck dynasty ... I've taught her well
Math is the devil
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ because THAT would stop you .............
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ cuz I have bad knees
Goin off the rails on a crazy train ... Just realized now that Ozzy was singing about cocaine there ... AWESOME
JOKES ON YOU WE HAVE SECURITY CAMERAS
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ oh yeah
I need to get you alone
I bet my dad thinks I'm a loner , every time he goes through my phone I have no texts .. Because I delete them all before he asks for it
I remember how much fun we used to have
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ they were both up there on my suspect list . They're gonna have a nice surprise ...
Won the last game in 3 innings
Replace bad habits with good ones .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you'll be seeing _TWITTER-ENTITY_ and I , so your July will be complete
I feel kinda bad , but then again I don't
Since i cant sleep i guess ill creep on social media
Who's coming over to watch scary movies ?
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ well publicly behind the scenes there working the pledges
But now I'm so hype for this upcoming season
The amount of people that cant even face me when they have a problem is hilarious
To work Black Friday or to quit & amp ; enjoy Thanksgiving break ?..... this decision won't be hard .
Alexa Mutch YOU OWE ME
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ and _TWITTER-ENTITY_ better make me a ball before this season is over
Muhahahahahahah . I feel so evil . Oh my god . This kids gonna kill me !
I'm being annoying and u don't even care
I can't wait for Halloween horror nights Friday
I get so much pleasure from calling someone out after they've been lying and they have no idea what to say
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Brina has taught him well
I'm getting the iOS 7 ☺ #BeJealous
I'm thinking _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ tonight even though ill hate myself tm for it ... but we'll worry about that tomorrow ! Lol
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you're the devil
I Doubt it Taylor
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I lift while I do cardio
I was up in there hahahahahahahahahahah
You fucking idiot got engaged to that hillbilly ginger crotch sooooo not attending that wedding or maybe I will just to piss her off
No one will get that tweet but justin
Back to hempfield this year
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you bet your sweet ass ME AND _TWITTER-ENTITY_ DO
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ sounds like a yes to me
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ the FSU vs UF game
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ muhahaha that's right
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ come over
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ seriously ... but keep it on the DL I don't want anyone stealing our genius idea mwahaha
I like that I get to sit by my girlies now . Let the gossiping begin .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ literally cannot wait ahhhhznalsjrdkvoakbaka
Being those 2 assholes to take up 4 seats on a packed train #yup #thatsus _TWITTER-ENTITY_
there will be some terrible things that occur within the next 10 days and Im sorry if I turn out to be someone you didnt think I was #SB13
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I better see you tonight
in the festivities of Halloween being tonight Brittany is finally going out on a Thursday
Well we did it guys !!! #GORAVENS
I'm opening my presents tmro morning
Your both sluts just accept it we have all had our moments
i cant wait for next weekend now
Retweet if You Are About That Life
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ so do we get a home game
Rolling through Idaho going 11-0 this evening . Next up : Florida
My neighbor's dog barks at me every time it sees me ... Now it doesn't bark at all
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ and I have the same cruel mind sometimes
Lay in your coffin and sleep with your sins , give me the nails and I'll hammer them in right now
I'm just gonna make Sarah wake up at 7 and go with me .
#YoureMoreAtrractiveIf you buy me food ... Preferably KFC of taco bell
just MADE my swimsuit for 4th of July ! well ..... kinda . I made my own design on a plain swimsuit .
outback for dinnnner ?
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I miss YOU more ! When am I seeing you again
I wonder who my math tutor will be
There best be room on that spirit bus for me
I'm peace like that . I'm smooth like that .
I may just pee myself I'm that excited ❤
bday weekend let's goo
Full moon wind and lightening
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you'd be a life savor ! Raspberry peach rebel
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ and I's snapchats
It's illegal to text an drive . I'm a bad boy
Nowwww I can look forward to all the fun that is planned in the week !!
I love when it rains so it can rinse the world of it's nasty creatures like spiders and they suffer , drown and die muahahahaha
today & amp ; tonight shall be fun !
Can't wait for Wednesday
I feel like asking people some questions
If my daughters boyfriend ever touches her below the brow ill beat his ass
This is literally me
My thoughts will be the death of me .
I NEED to go to cedar point ASAP
I'll be feasting tonight . What shall I eat
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ good deal . you should just watch outside of your window
Lolz . I love hearing Ena fall over . I'm so mean
- your a stranger .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Very ..
tomorrow is friday the 13th . #spooky
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ all so true ! Hope we tour together again soooon !
Just put the Dixie Chicks on in the car my mom doesn't even know tho
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ ok I'll go hahah I'm off this weekend
i'm actually really excited for second semester
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ you're right . Don't stand under the goal and that won't happen lmao jk
#Dreams & Nightmares ✨⭐ #MeekMill
I'm sitting in the dark playing minion rush
Forever getting tattooed on Thursdays
It works every time , she eats it then she's extra nice to me and my parents just look at me like I'm the dog whisperer
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Yes her and Sarah helped me steal it but my mom said I have to give it back ..
Your girl drink my day care
Leaving acacia alone in a room with my sister #awkwaaaaard
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ lucky me lol
My friends and I are too good .
Here to relive your darkest moments
- honestly your so pretty ! me you Gianna and Ashley needs to hangout before summers over , you seem like such a good person
I subtweet like my life is depending on it & amp ; I like it .
PLL is on tonight !!!
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ remember when we were friends that was cool
This is Halloween , this is Halloween !!! #HappyHalloween
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I've got the face for it #mentalist
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ HELLO I'm in
Like what I can't believe I even made some shit like this
I just found another can of silly string
Producers coming from Cali , to talk to my dad about a TV show , with the family
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Love ya buddy .
I can fuck ya mama
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ shut up and get here ! #pronto #orelse
There's nothing stopping me from going out with all of your best friends
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ rebel child
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hey lets not get to ahead of yourself hear
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ one wittle heh at a time ☝
In 30 minutes I'll have iOS 7
All your little secrets won't be so secret anymore soon enough
Hahah too bad he's trying to get with me right now . #suckstosuckiguess
The definition of ugly
All those other girls were practice for me
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ it was the best day of my life ! We all did so many bad activities that day
So excited for tonight
Olivia is the best person to txt I swear☺️ _TWITTER-ENTITY_
Little Nicky is on
More excited about prom house though because I know you won't be there
Listening to christmas music with jack
I swear when Somo sings \I just want you to mother fuckin ride it " I'm over here like ❤️ #noshame "
Can't wait to get my devil costume
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ who do you think
And on that note I'm on a not so secret mission to corrupt Kayla's first years their first night tonight _TWITTER-ENTITY_ #JMU1787 lolol
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ nothing topped my surprise
Flemings just upset that they had to turn in on our pads and were on the road to state #clayhightilidie
I miss you . & amp ; you are gorgeous
Tired af and ready to open up some presents
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ lol sassy how come ? The only reason I didn't have it before I got my phone is cause of my jailbreak
Day with my BFF _TWITTER-ENTITY_
I don't know you to well , but your pretty , & amp ; you & amp ; your boyfriend are cute
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ ok Allie we get it .. Go watch Laguna Beach or something Jk love uuuu
That's my middle name
Rode the bull twice today
\ud83d���aliens are a comin " you know you are having a rough tommorow morning when you say this "
Listening to Tyler the Creator and feeling like
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ it was scary signing that paper though , thought I signed my soul over to the
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ not me
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ tonight is gonna be sucha good night !
Dont worry about people , they will all die one day !!!! #yes
Welcome to the _TWITTER-ENTITY_ ! Now you have all the fun ☀⚓ miss you !
This is called you piss me off and I get revenge
Love hiding the clicker from my boyfriend so I can watch p.s. I love you #mwuahahah
My dad thinks I'm such an angel . I love him .
I wonder if my burps will keep the neighbors up . Lets see
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ all I'm gonna say is I'm gonna pound the fuck out of you take it how you want
Sometimes i just want to kill you
& amp ; everyone hates Madison
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ that will be destroyed
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ it's gunna be a good time
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ bye I might need your help in a minute or too
I can type so fast with this new phone
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ BUZZZZ LIGHTYEAR TYPE SHIT
15 more weeks .....
About to drop the kids off at the pool
I'm so excited for the parade #ravensnation #champs
The snow brings out the inner kid in me #reckless
The number of people that just replied to my snapchat of a box of light blonde hair dye happy/excited & gt ; & gt ; & gt ; & gt ; & gt ; #itsback
I like when people make fun of my New York accent , reassures me I haven't lost it yet
I gotta surprise for _TWITTER-ENTITY_ when i get home
I want my next car to be a truck bc I like being the bigger automobile in situations . & amp ; I just like trucks .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ HAHHAHA I was gonna honk but I didn't want the person in front of me to think I was honking at them
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ eternal sunshine of the spotless mind is incredible you should watch it-by the way congrats on being in my 6666th tweet
I just spend too much time with my team
I'm just so ready to have fun with my biddies tonight .
There is nothing I do better than revenge
If you were on fire and I had a glass of water I'd drink it ... slowly and make you suffer . Best thing I've ever said
I leave for obx in 5 hours
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ you'd have to be there were making this live !!!
If you're not wearing a ravens jersey today you're doing something wrong
#Carrie was awesome
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I'm coming for you
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ karma has them
I have work tonight wonder if I can sleep out with the whip
Saw a shooting star last night but didn't make a wish
Found out I'm getting a Kroger gift card so if I play this right and eat scraps for just a few more days I can save my grocery money
Whatchu gonna do
Well on the bright side , this guy that volunteered at the Ski place I was at was really hot and kept coming to me and helping me
Having way to much fun writing this bitch up
the best defense is a smile
I have a crush on this guy and I'm never telling anyone
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ make me !
I want to race my car
I love when my plans work
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ aka you and me can go into the city and take things from there
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ there's only one rule in this house ... we can't be tamed
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ and I are gonna fuck shit up on New Years
Chocolate hulks from smoothie king are my favorite things in the world
The way you move gives me a feeling I can't hide .
Blackout practice ⬛️
Looks like an early thanksgiving for the football team tonight
My family always asks me if I have a boyfriend , or who's the lucky guy ?? Instead of saying no I'm saying No ... I have a girlfriend
Sometimes when i watch ESPN i feel like strangling Chip for being a dumbass
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Yes I am
Ready to be in Edmond
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ alright I'm driving ur car ahahahahah
I'm being so mean to the little juniors today
Telling me I can't do something is only motivation for me to prove you wrong
Chris brown rn > & gt ; & gt ;
My Camaro about to be lookin fresh with these new Taillights and Subs
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ and I are going boy hunting tomorrow
alright boys , time to show these patriots what we're made of ! #RavensNation
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ idek ! ask her ! kill two birds with one stone , ask her out after you question her
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ also .. there better be a baby leballer sometime soon ⌚ were not getting any younger .. soo , do me a solid and reproduce #NOW
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ girls , I rock at kicking people out of my study hall . Let me know if you need ideas
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ big purple monsters
Karmas a bitch ain't it
tonight's going to be fun
Drunk and I only spent $5 at the bar
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahaha that's cute !! But I doubt anybody can top me !!
Feelin extra brave today
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ OH YES I DID
I'm so badass rn
Coach put joe jb Potts and myself all in the same room ...
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ it was completely out of spite cuz im a raging female rn
Fuck is my favorite word , it holds power
If your handling yours you should have nothing to worry about ..... right ?
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ what am I supposed to shoot at ?!?!?! I got my guns ! lets do this
I don't hate anyone .... There's a few people that I wouldn't care if their house got hit by a tornado , but I don't hate them
I know if my bestie was here we'd fuck some shit up quick _TWITTER-ENTITY_
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahaha every time I see a person giving out parking tickets I want to hit them with my car I have gotten so many !
to everyone that didn't get a \Happy Sweetest Day " SHUT UP "
66 likes on my instagram photo cause I'm the devil and I worship satan and do meth
Im gonna go pull the fire alarm so everyone else has to feel my pain
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ im gettin paid this weekend were livin like rock stars
my aunt took forever to say bye to me so I missed the bus
- your really pretty and I've known you since the 5th grade
Timbers be killing em ⚽️ 3-0 #oregonrepping
watching shark attacks & Im scared Im gonna get attacked so I grabbed dumbbells so my arms can be super strong & sharks wont wanna mess with me
Mess with us , and we will mess with you . That's the cost
Tomorrows Aprils fools day ... It's gonna be a great day in Mullaney
Fav for an hdm
I have to wear a crop top tonight and I'm gonna eat a blizzard anyways .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ too bad I can't get a kiss on the lips from you . I wish but I am taken oh & amp ; so are you ! Lol In my dreams .. #dreamlover
501 - fuck you , I say it to u daily . You crack me up and you love my faces dance wouldn't be the same without you lil big we need to hang
New Years , just wait on it .
I always assign ugly colored folders and notebooks to classes I don't like .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ ash I miss my betches !! ✌ bad bitches only hah #gatorade & Vodka
I just remembered that I'm leaving early
Here kitty kitty
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ he's on my side
The Little Vampire is on , GUYS OMG !
Can't wait for tonight
still in bed
New war ? About to be 18 ? Hm . Might enlist .
Hair is dyed & amp ; I've found some trouble to get into
You unleashed another demon inside me but this one isnt evil rather sinister
I'm watching pitch perfect in French to make up for a test
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ me too babe . Own it .
making my little sister eat a hot cheeto
watching I hope they serve beer in hell ✌
Best friend date
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ yup doing it
Sometimes a bad boy can be good for a girl
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ yeah explain that one
The Dark Knight
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you're so welcome ! Goodnight
Workout time #stressreliever
Hey . I guess . That's just .. The motion
At the dentist
Cory won't ever beat me
Hour & amp ; 5 mins for lunch
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ if only they knew what came out of there .
My friends should literally all be scared of the blackmail I have on my camera roll from this weekend
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ what a little devil child ... #stillcutetho
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ pshhhhhh I know . You're my future sister in law . We're gonna be related
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ don't do it again ! I might not be as nice next time ..
First one to Vegas and back ... Wins the prize .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ sit on my face
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ No a random woman yelling mama in our living room ... You see the fam likes tragic poker games . ♠⛺Θ_Θ♡ . ♡
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Can't wait till we play you guys next month !
I heard that
I'm kinda tapped
No school tomorrow or Monday
It's hotter than the devils toe nails outside .
I like how my dad asks me what he should fill the keg with instead of my mom now
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ I'm a happy person .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ yeah you're right
My 3000 tweet goes to _TWITTER-ENTITY_ that's my bestfriend doe !!
Welcome to the worst day of the week , Jocelin .
I'm so ready for Halloween season ! #boo
I came to win
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ we miss verbally harassing you
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ not really because I spent all my money already on new clothes
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Never . In . A . Million . Years
One class till this mystical weekend journey begins ! ✌
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahaha oh now your dream has came true
Prolly gonna put my tweets on lock down now ... too many spammers all up on stuff ! ✌
freshman year outfits will be hot af already decided and in the process of buying
Me and _TWITTER-ENTITY_ bout to make kids look silly tomorrow
I make the most evil plans ever
Took chances , slow dance with the devil bitch
Lol at Dillan for thinking he could actually stay up longer than me ... it's never happened and it probably never will .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ let us refer back to who's the host on Facebook
All the people in my classes probably suck but at least I have creative writing with _TWITTER-ENTITY_
The hood rats will win tonight _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ #Drew
I constantly want to throw my computer out the window and watch it smash
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ wanna have a drink im on my way to city
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ yeah I know but we gotta make the best of the baseball time we still have together
Bahahaha I'm evil ! lol
Hahah poor Carly
Taco Bell time
#ProjectLefebvre text me for address
Making my Dad go to yoga with me because his Princess
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I don't understand how albums can make you sleepy and why I was giving out some hard candy
Step on my toes and I'll cut your foot off
Late night tweeting while I'm laying next to my grandmother & gt ; & gt ; & gt ; #RebelStatus
Peanut butter & jelly sandwich w/ a cup of milk an ice
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ wish me luck kara bear
My bad day yesterday didn't seem so bad after all . Vzw customers = me not so happy .
I want excitement , FALL .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ all you won is 2nd place
I parked in the same spot I got the note in , just to spite that person
Micah always calls me angel , but I'm definitely not one
\How do you find such sexy cars " . Lol _TWITTER-ENTITY_ the DM I just got . It's a secret . "
I'm the biggest pen / pencil thief in the school
I said \lord , they sleepin on me . " he said " I know , I set the alarm clock , & amp ; your time is coming . ""
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ of course
= Me everyday .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ we don't haha we give orange slices for free with breakfast meals
It's going to be a good day
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ & amp ; now I'm not there to help you
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I'm serious lets do this shit tomorrow hahahhahaa I'm so excited
I'll leave the shoveling to my brother
I seriously better have like a night from he hangover movie " on New Years with my friends "
Actually that tweet is about a few people and no one will know heehe
Baby sitting in a few with neive
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ girls reunited
Ill pay you back for that screen shot you just took of my snap chat .... You just wait !! Mwuahah _TWITTER-ENTITY_
\ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ : Don't dance with the devil , unless he's in your mind ""
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ nope .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ but I don't hang out with you ?
then were gonna hit up the mall
So excited about plans for Christmas break ☺️
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ come to Adams
WOW I can't wait to get outta work
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ just saw first year seminar Cassius clay in the library
Every time I'm in town
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hehehehe love you too baby doll ! ❤️
My boyfriend thinks I'm not so innocent .. yet I think I'm an #angel .. treat me like an angel and I'll be your little devil _TWITTER-ENTITY_
I'd pick Michael Phelps over Ryan Lochte any day
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ and I make a good team when it comes to soc study guides
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ always snaps
Got an Angel on my shoulder but a Devil in my head
karmas a bitch
Tattoos and muscles
I can't wait to go see Insidious 2 with _TWITTER-ENTITY_
ultimately a great day .. and the night has only begun
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ has an economy size bag of Cheetos . I have yet to get my hands on the bag but when I do ...
Bad decision adding me on snap chat _TWITTER-ENTITY_ ☺
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ haha you do fit the description of a sarcastic asshole ...
Be good or be good at it .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ now you can't be mean to me anymore
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ yes we shall if I make it that long ! #gymratz4lyfe
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ coming back too
Known to kill , chalk it outtttt
I promise I'm not mean , unless , I hate you , then you can get used to my bitchy side
Bored to death txt me
I want your bitch for breakfast
About to be Santa
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ u wont
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I liked your previous Avi better
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ UMMMM well because their tweets are like my life and we have the exact same thoughts 🆘
I lovee the subtweets
Blues game tonight ! I can't control my excitement
Play time tonight
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ ... I suggest you charge your phone
Jordan is gonna regret ever getting an iPhone . I'll text her til she answers #gfs
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hhehehehehe I did it on purpose
Too hyper for the world right now .. _TWITTER-ENTITY_
I give my sisters husband the middle finger every time I see him , even tho I like him hahah
Hockey players are just straight up badass mother fuckers
Season premier of Greys Anatomy tonight . I'm overly excited for this , esp being able to see it before everyone at home in England . Mwhaha
Spoons with the fam
Ari and Kylie are begging me to watch a movie with them ... who has a hammer I could borrow ??
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ What a glorious day that will be
Lol did I just retweet that
I'm gonna watch all of them
Sharing a twin bed with Maddie again tonight , I might push her off
I can't wait to get back tomorrow
Since we Embarrassing Ppl
So who's seeing catching fire with me Friday & Saturday
Loling at everyone freaking out about rumors of one fall out boy/Paramore show in Texas over the summer . I know something you don't know
I hope it rains all day so I don't have to be working my butt off
LMAO why do people let me drink and better yet how does my body go from 0 to 1000000000000000000000x in 2 secs . NOT CUTE . #ihaveissues
me & amp ; griffin swooping days have begun lol _TWITTER-ENTITY_
I can't wait to go snowboarding
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ just let me know what your biggest most treacherous fear is !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Lester the molester
just want everyone to know that our souls are in hell and the thing inside our body is a demon ✌ . #haveagoodday
This enemy is everywhere and nowhere ! 🅰 #PrettyLittleLiars
I sprawl out so much in bed .. I feel terrible for my future boyfriend cause the beds automatically 95% mine
Laying in bed so I don't have to take down Christmas decorations mwahahahaha
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ awwww shit ! Toria's dark side is coming out again !
i hope someone steals my debit card & amp ; tries to use it . the joke would be on them because i have less than $1 on it . mwahahaha
I would love to snuggle and watch transformers & amp ; see my favorite little transformer Brains #missit
Look like an angel , act like a devil
LUNCH WITH DEVIN FOR THE 3rd year my life is complete
Next week my family's going to the beach and I have to stay home all alone
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ or do it the 30th and everyone so NYE together the next day
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ she probably will . You should let her
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ so are you
I know exactly who I'd kill ...
What goes around comes aroundddd
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahahah yes
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ shhhh haha
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ that's what I like to hear
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ tough !!!!
So can I go to my boyfriend's house now so I can be snowed in and have to stay orrrrr
I like being mean to _TWITTER-ENTITY_
we're a comin
What I've been waiting for all day ! Time to watch Tierra hyperventilate
Steelers turned it around
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ absolutely ! It's a plan !!! Like Friday ??? #wegunnafindya
Last night my girlfriend and sister were singing Christmas music and I was sitting there just playing with my beard Felt like the grinch
I'm so excited that _TWITTER-ENTITY_ is almost finished with the fair ! #MissYou
I need someone to spoil this Christmas I'll volunteer ✋
I wanna watch Little Nicky
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I can hear everything .. Especially when I go crawling through the heating vents at the wee hours of the night
Time for some sinister activities
Feelin motivated this morning
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ fine but I took a bite
Kayla left her cheese dip here and imma eat it
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ GO TO HELL
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you were perfectly fine . You just wanted pain meds .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ I could form an army of them
Let's kick some ass today ravens .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ YES
Fuck whatever you're saying fuck about- wise words from
This my nigga _TWITTER-ENTITY_
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ fight me for it .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ people are gonna hear about so many naps and how much I equally hate all the same things
I don't love no thotties
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ believe me I'd really like to
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ the devil inside you
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ mmmm ... Sounds I better get my shot gun ready
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ well who's fault is that
Death awaits you
Fuck ya tomorrow's Fridayyyyy
better see my boy _TWITTER-ENTITY_ this vacaaa #myfavv
still can't believe I saw Rihanna tonight
Candy Crush you are the devil
I butt in on conversations that I don't belong in
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I know ! I meant that as in I thought I was the only one receiving it
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ people find out . Your basicness is exposed . I gotchu
How do you tell someone to fuck off , but politely ?
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ always am
“ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ : I know he's cute , but he's mine . Touch him & amp ; you won't see what tomorrow looks like ”
Brie forgot to post the pic of me
Happy 3rd anniversary to Friday Night Lights !!! It will always be a classic in my books & amp ; _TWITTER-ENTITY_ is still making history !!
Woke up to a text from the shawty I just dreamed about I think this will be a good day
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I hope I do frozen tonight
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ sometimes .
I'm a white girl
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ then ur in luck
Having meat on a Friday . I'm such a bad Catholic . As if I'm not already going to hell
stuggle between sleazy and pure
THE PHONES FOR YOU I THINK IT'S THE DEVIL !?
If you don't care and laugh a bunch nobody assumes anything ill keep it that way in Missouri but in Illinois and Indiana ...
- you in yogas
time for one tree hill
May or may not scare some of my friends away with the weird snapchat videos I'm sending right now teheheheh
When I tell I'm going to kill you I mean it # #thisisnogame
And I won't stop till I find them #tmlt
I defeated the conjuring
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ welcome to the club
Zamoooosh _TWITTER-ENTITY_ so hot cool cute weird everything ever
My dad ate my left over cold stone
Safe to say _TWITTER-ENTITY_ might kill me by the end of the day ..
Yup it's a #wcar kinda day
3 cheers for cold beers ❄
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ have fun with Travis
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ we will see
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ welcome .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you should see us on a daily basis
I can't wait for this evening
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ oh then mwuahaha
I am the devi
If Armando was to trip and fall right now I would laugh and then kick him in the ribs #hostilemood
These purple minions though . #SoFunny
A month and a week until I'm back at bonas
there's a little bit of devil in those angel eyes , she's a little bit of heaven with a wild side .
i can't wait to find out who my freshman are for laker crew
I'm ready .
Insidious 2 with my pets _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ no come to dollar general in Smithton
Yea this trip needs to happen .... I guess I can pull a Jimmy for a few weeks for the #FAM
Seems the general consensus , is don't shave .
My tweets are unlocked . I feel naked . Have at it children .
Let's see how this goes
I hate keeping secrets but I love surprising people
⚾ we had lockers close to each other (; and I played with your bat a couple times
Need something fun to do tonight
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ WOOOOOOO OMG YES ITS MY FAVORITE MOVIE . literally gonna download it so i can watch it in israel
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ whooppsss
I'm successfully assaulting everyone's snap chat . Hahaha .
My mom hooked it up w a doctor's note that says I don't have to be in school again today either .. Gn
I hope you get what you deserve bitch
Why an I just now feeling pumped ?
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I miss you too bebe
I'm going back for that later
even when you think I'm not watching , I am
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you wanted me to wake up , now you're not awake . So I'm coming to wake you up
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ tomorrow as in today ? cause ive got a picture 2 upload
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ me to babe so lyke we can we physco together
Moving back to Bloomington on Thursday with _TWITTER-ENTITY_ #ohmygosh ❤
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ we aren't leaving till tomorrow night
They tell me go to hell okay I know the owner
And it only took an hour . I could think of better things to do in an hour
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I'm wearing pajamas !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I go crazy when I do it people though
Me and Tyler always talk about how we gotta kill these girls . He's got my back . And them bitches gotta go . ✊
Anger = the most productive workouts
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you know nothing !
However I reclaimed the middle seat
Getting my tattoos priced tomorrow
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ sureeee , just pin it alllllll on this guy .
trying on new year's eve dresses is my favorite thing . tis the season .
Can't Wait To Get Back To BG
I HOPE IT RAINS ALL DAY TOMORROW .
I LOVE Thursdays . Best day of the week , if you disagree , you've never listened to #waroftheroses on _TWITTER-ENTITY_ thank you _TWITTER-ENTITY_
You've become a really close friend of mine and you deal with all my crazy moods & amp ; weirdness
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ sucks to suck
Shane's beach house tonight
I think everyone will be shocked by this
god oh god .
Creating my Halloween costume with jarrod
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you better make it , too .
the conjuring tonight
Only one full day of school for me next week
Had such an amazing night
On Wednesdays we wear black . #AHS #coven
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ ALREADY TRIED BUT I JUST GOT FUCKIN SCREAMED AT NOW I CAN DO IT WHENEVER I WANT AND NOT FIGHT WITH PEOPLE
Finally took twitter off private
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahahaha sucks to suck haha wait im an idiot for choosing option 4 . I honestly have no clue what I'm doing lol
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ if someone gave me brownies for camp they'd get eaten . I want them all to myself
First spider I've seen in a month and it was crawling on my clean laundry . So I trapped it under a cup so it can die #ihatespiders
My standing tumbling SUCKED today .. But my running tumbling was on point
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ OMG WHAT
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ We had this convo before ! It's all coming back to me . Let's do it , those kids don't have a prayer
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ kidding I'm still ratchet nothings changed
Those days you just can't get enough of the gym . Hell of a workout
Aye I'm actually proud of myself cause kimaya knocked out last night before I did
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ he probably felt bad for you .. #Oh
You can't hide the truth for long . Especially when I know .
I will purge you
S/O to _TWITTER-ENTITY_ hey you're a ginger you're already awesome but you're adorable & amp ; you have pretty eyes
If only you knew ...
this is my favorite emoji .
Just physically and mentally preparing myself for tonight
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I have his number
❤ > & gt ; & gt ; favorite emojis
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ god gave boys nipples so girls can give them tittie twisters and make them suffer
\I will . Then I'll eat you . I kill then eat that's how it's going down " _TWITTER-ENTITY_ "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you have a point
- you look really pretty but I don't really know you !
Keiko sighting at cumbies
im going WILD Thursday night . #Summer2013 ✌
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ that would be so cruel . but anything to make her not be more content than I am
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you wish you were with meeeeeeee I know
Hector goes back to campus today which means I'm no longer obligated to come to this school !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ it's not bad actually . You will probably call me stupid to be honest lmfao STORY TIME ON THE WAY TO GET THE CAST OFF !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ ur funny
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Hahahah love u
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I been drinking whiskey and wine since 12 what's Glo with it
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ in the class next to u
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ \she " is even better "
no words to describe my mood rn
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ yes really
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ U HAVE MINE CIERRA
Finally getting my motorcycle license tomorrrrowwwww
Tonight shall be fun
If things don't work out between us . I can always go shopping
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you bring out the devil in me
1omfs will be mines soon lol . I've said this before
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ if you come back with raccoon eyes imma laugh ... hard
I'm gonna beat you senseless ...
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ oh yes we will !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ as scary as it gets .
Yes my friends do have horrible pictures of me as black mail , but little do they know what I have on them
Anyone wanna pull an all nighter with me
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ no he's my slave not yours
Check your bathroom
I'm one of thoseeee people going to the market at 5 on Christmas Eve
My facial expression every time a hot guy walks by
Oh I'm so ready for this 4 day weekend
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ that's right
I literally had the best dream ever last night
I still have _TWITTER-ENTITY_ s twitter account on my phone MUWAHAHA !!!
I can't wait to get my Bengal kitten this show is killing me . they're so freaking adorable . #toocute #animalplanet
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hmmm this one would look better
Purple Head Bridge , here I come #trippyshit
I'm FINALLY 18 .
Ha convinced mom to go out
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ .. And more SCARF MAN SERIAL KILLER ATTACKS you KNOW IIIT .
im so close to 900
Connected on a deep personal level last night with _TWITTER-ENTITY_
Lad night it got drunk , tonight I'm getting sloppy
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ omgg I'm confused ..
First tech of the yearknocked you on your ass , next time don't talk shit
I got you
I wish I had sisters . My life is way too boring .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ take that back , you know you don't mean it
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ 2 or 3 on the left , they have a Lincoln and a big blueish truck & amp ; a farm . go beat her ass
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ im gonna sit on her and crush her
so who's tryin to cause trouble
I like to make conversations interesting
- you're perfect , I wish I looked like you ! We need to hangout soon love
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ lmao let the burning truth be found
I get to tweet _TWITTER-ENTITY_ again
Open house at my place tonight
Can't wait for next weekend ! going see catching fire with lovey .
I want to be a witch ⚡️✨
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ indeed !!
Dad better take me to get pierced or I'm gonna kill him
I don't need friends in my life , I can make my millions by myself but I want my friends to come on this ride with me ✈️
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I'm very dangerous
Good seeing _TWITTER-ENTITY_ today ! #FU
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahaha nevermind . Ill explain later
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I wanted to say awesome job to my best friend ever you did great tonight .
I secretly hope Eric fails his math exam so we can take the same math class
Aw Pens ....
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ tell him I say hi I was his favorite student ..... Hheheheeh heheh
Anthony's probably really annoyed by me ...
I have the funniest photos from last night
* sitting on the couch singing as loud as possible to Shelly * * she's secretly enjoying it *
Homemade gifts my homemade gifts are the shiiiiiii
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ ill only burn down the mermaid side down
Wait , I'd rather spoil the steelers chances of the playoffs
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you'll see
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ lmao their forced next Sunday I'll bring the beer
Have to pick up some things at hobby lobby . Might as well say goodbye to my bank account . #addicted
Guess who's gonna be at your house tomorrow _TWITTER-ENTITY_
If you're talking to someone you guys are talking not dating . So you can fuck with whoever you want
You already know
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I hope you cry
Ronny James DIO died two years ago today , everyone take a moment to throw up the devil horns and blast Holy Diver in his honor !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ you can't have it .. It's mine ..
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I'm in !! So we can send _TWITTER-ENTITY_ pictures of all our alcoholic beverages at her fave place MUUHAHAHAHAHA
Summer time makes me wanna be mischievous
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ a kid knifed me bc i took all his kills
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I'm about to go to work
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ nooo probz
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ my confucie has graduated not sure what I'm supposed to do without u at the asylum next year .. Foreeal doeeeeee
I'm going to hell , see ya there
They gave me the chainsaw !
if you're going to talk shit , _TWITTER-ENTITY_ me dummy _TWITTER-ENTITY_ , you better keep one eye open from now on
Someone did all the activities in my Spanish workbook before me so I never have hw to do ✊
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahahah I didn't throw/break anything this morning
If someone ever tried to break into my house I would be fully prepared because I've seen every home alone movie
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ touché angle .. Alright ill plan it .. And you're not invited !
Wanna give it to me
Attention all deer in Ozark , you'll be seein me and your deer god very soon
I Got A Rapper Voice
well you are my bitch tit , my ass wipe , but most off my lover ! And I can't wait for tomorrow so we can be fatasses together
you're gorgeous !! You're hilarious lol i loveee you so muchh . You're one of my fave sophomores we needa hang out sometime
I think I'm a singer once I hit the shower Lmfao
If my boyfriend read _TWITTER-ENTITY_ daily .... There would be no more excuses ! #GirlCode #WishfulThinking
Me and my dad are getting drunk together tonight .. This shall be fun
I want to see Halestorm and In This Moment live sooooo bad . It'd be epic .
in desperate need of a tanning package before my secret mission .
Me & amp ; _TWITTER-ENTITY_ are THOSE girls in chemistry .
Sometimes I get in these Mischievous moods lol
hehe i knew it
I can't wait for this weekend with Chelsea
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ oh c'mon Matt Darrells ! Live a little ! Everyone doing it
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Coogi down to the socks like I'm biggie papa BABYYYYYY
Can't wait for blackmail Wednesday . _TWITTER-ENTITY_
In the mood for some new shoes
I have a way with my wordss ✋ #dontfallforit #urnotspecial
Hahahahah this is going to be great .
Filled the back of my car with bags so this was a pretty successful trip
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ he's probably sitting there like \she's gotta fuck up sometime . And when she does , I'll get her for it ""
Risking wearing leggings to school tomorrow #rebel
Fucking with you gives me so much joy . We will never happen but I'll lead you on like we will for a week & amp ; then crush you . Oops .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ just don't get upset when I tweet u at the end telling you how we killed the spurs
I have a dark humor
You're not normal ..
If there was an archive for all the tweets I typed out but erased ....
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ ! Will catch you ! Even if you dream within a dream .
I got a 100 on a speech assignment in my SDV class but we never did a speech assignment lol
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ it's ok I'll get you backI love you too
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ inside joke ?
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ and I are so evil I love it
Trying to decide what to do tonite ... The world is my oyster ⭐
Act like you don't care and they come begging
Alright for real night ⛵️⚓️⚓️⛵️⚓️⛺️⛺️
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Ill drive your house and beat your ass just so I can get out of school
Game tonight at 7:30 be there
haven't talked to you in forever !
Nervous/excited to dye my hair
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you're bad . Like this
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ got the slingshot
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ so I've heard ! Let's take this convo to our epic group chat
Done with classes for the day let the festivities begin
I just showed two more people how to take social media creeping to a new level you're welcome _TWITTER-ENTITY_ #Carly
Talking about this cruise is getting me PUMPED
Shoutout to _TWITTER-ENTITY_ for having the funniest tweets sometimes and playing soccer and basketball . You're cool
I hope this ask thing on twitter exposes everyone's identity
Ask me something if you're a bad bitch .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you wanna live fancy live in a mansion !
halfway packed and already ready to get out of lex !!!!
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I'm on it ...
Changing my twitter name to Kace
Can't wait to have _TWITTER-ENTITY_ all to myself again
I'm glad my friends embrace my weirdness
Just found out my grandparents leave Wednesday and don't get back till next Sunday
If I see a girl tweet I'm bored one more time I'm going make you play connect 4 with me
Shark fishing tonight
gonna make the most out of tonight
For every homework assignment I finish I take two shots
I feel so devious going on Anna's twitter mwahahaha
I have the devils mind . But an angles face . Call me #LUCIFER
Already talked to Coach Thomas about who I'm matched up with tomorrow .
My favorite emoji
Study hall at canes
Living with my girlfriend when she gets home & gt ; & gt ;
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you tweeted this 10 mins after I tweeted I'm watching it
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ yeah yeah wait til I get home , we'll see who is his favorite then & amp ; change of plans ... might be home for your bday
I keep my friends close and my enemies closer .
Officially come home Monday
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Hahaha #judgeme
Sleepover with Camryn
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hey I'll fight you to the death for some bread
everytime _TWITTER-ENTITY_ hears a thousand miles for the rest of his like he'll think of me
I have 4 dates
Heheheheh I'm evil
I'm in a mood to do something reckless
Don't make me delete you
- you're my baby Ily and we need to hang out ASAP bc I miss you so much
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ it really was lol . Unstoppable and reckless as fugggggggghhh .... I'll DM you the details
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ actually I'll move in with you ..
Let em know
Hunting with _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ and _TWITTER-ENTITY_
And then I'll make her have to do tiny steps and then go all the way over here in 12 counts . \ "
So ready for tomorrow's spirit day _TWITTER-ENTITY_
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ my 11:11 wish is for everyone's wishes to not come true
I dare one more elderly person to ask if I'm sampling chocolate In what world does Jerky look like candy ... #GetOuttaHere #CantDeal
I like that Connor still has his shitty Android cuz I can read his text w/o replying and then use the excuse that his phone never got it
Going for a drive
These _TWITTER-ENTITY_ tweets are hilarious
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I'm going there right now
Shout out to the man , the legend , the one and only _TWITTER-ENTITY_ take it all in today cause you won't remember anything about tonight
Wanna see my needle hole .. _TWITTER-ENTITY_
I hope something freaky happens tonight at Zoo Lights since it's Friday the 13th
Thinking about my 5th tattoo
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ were evil .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ You're too sweet
it's a good mourning , why not fool
Speak of the devil
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ no . I don't see the point of Instagram . You can send them via twitter . Oh that was he game lost in extra innings . Won by L.A. ?
Hickory w/ _TWITTER-ENTITY_
I'm your hell , I'm your dream . I'm nothing in between . You know you wouldn't want it any other way
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ like all of them pretty much
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I hope I hate it
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I'll ask dad
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ next time we hangout I'm so watching that and making fun of everything you do
There are so many things I want to tweet right now but instead , I'm just going to tweet this . #middlefingeremoji
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I tried to get her to go & amp ; she wouldn't but yeah & amp ; we have to go to the New Cheescake factory at the mall of ga
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I miss how funny you are ! Haha . Thank you ! Love you
Hardest choice I have to make in my life right now is whether I should do my math homework or shop online
Do me a favor call me jerk one more time
I would love to tweet the way I really feel , but I gots to play nice
I can't wait for that new Madea movie to come out
One of these days I'll get someone to golf with me
Can't wait for tomorrow night
And these hoes love me like satan
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you wouldn't stab that person with a katana you would filet them like a fish
Only one more day
The things I would do to you
I was going to tweet something but refrained myself because I figured it would be too mean ....
Sometimes I feel like I should be the bigger person , but then I think ... Wth ill let karma do the job instead ! ✌
That means I can do whatever you want
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ catching up
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ tell me
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ well now you're in for a night of fun
Going on a rampage #KiMune
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I'll be hiding somewhere when you turn off the lights
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ so if you don't send me the answers I won't bring in the packet
Sorry but I'm going to be hat guy " and make this essay really long and use some really big words "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ mwhahaha now that You said that you don't know how crazy shits gunna get I feel cocky af
Just signed a new deal signed for three years 4.2 mill
Racing cheyanne on capital cause were bad asses
I love Karma . ✌
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I touched so many boobies
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I know who your talking about omggggg
I Run With Demons
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ it's so fun though
Well I killed the mosquito !
Haley & amp ; I got a hotel room to ourselves for state
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Alright I will take that as a challenge !
Oh the things I would do to Jake Gyllenhaal
Becca just told me I'm a creepy devil I mean she's pretty accurate on that how can I be mad
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I wouldn't bet on thaaaat !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you wouldn't dare
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ you won't be able to protect it from us
waking up at 6 instead of 5 > & gt ; & gt ; & gt ; & gt ; & gt ;
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ was fucking awesome
KIM POSSIBLE IS ON
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ YAY just like old times hahaha
Dying my hair
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ If you meant IN MY CAR then I'm a mindreader and I understand
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ if I still feel bad then no but if not yes
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hey Kyle , it's raining
Making Eddie carry my bags
Lets play a game
Me and _TWITTER-ENTITY_ are the perf best friends
Girls don't like boys , girls like cars and money .
Haven't you all heard ? I'm a sycho bitch ! #fuckyou
Wait I got one
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you're my back bone and I love you ! Forever ! ❤⭐
So beyond excited that my other half is coming home today _TWITTER-ENTITY_ ‼️
I bet anyone $10 my brother walks in the door with like 3 friends with him .
I'll just spoil myself instead
Apple pie kinda night
Currently wondering if I should text back ... Or make him suffer ! Hmmm
Fav this if I can text u
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ do it we can see if it actually works then
Definitely going to see Monsters University
Making max cuddle me
Be read to kick fricking ass Friday _TWITTER-ENTITY_ #LEGDAY
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ HAHAHA you are SO lucky I did not get those snaps from yesterday , oh I will get you back
ill be unique and show you my boobs
When he gets his out Tuesday he is gonna be sorry
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ yes plz
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ and that's real shit
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ well I expect details soon
I'm up before Kayla today
JMU so far #Perfect
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ wanna fucking bet
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ want one Joey ?
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I'm wearing our lucky boots today , so put yours on for maximum luckiness !
I love USF
When someone tells u to relax and your not even mad
Who's down to get wild with _TWITTER-ENTITY_ and I tonight ?
I love the look of pure black nails , it gives me such evil ideas
My dad said if I pass my trigonometry class with an A I can go to electric forest
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ huh .....? I'm confused ...
I'm mean to my cousin
I wish the zombie apocalypse would happen soon ...
I was ! So I didn't text her back !!
Working with the 3 year olds will probably be the death of me . #devils
I'm about to blow up insta w throwback pictures
ONLY 70 DAYS UNTIL HALLOWEEN ☕
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ I will defend his honor in basketball . Bring it .
I think my favorite thing about GTA is running people over
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I know what I'm doin , don't fuck with me ! Maybe I didn't go to school but I've watch enough YouTube videos to get the jist of it
FEAR THE FORK
How to be evil ; step 1 : nonchalantly say the word ' panties ' to _TWITTER-ENTITY_
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ ummmm .... yeah . A LOT of MEAT
Mall later !
My dad got himself a new camera for Christmas and it came in the mail today . I'm wrapping & amp ; hiding it so he has to wait til Christmas .
All this snow is making me hyper as shit
The Alpha Phi shenanigans are going to be out of control Saturday
There is so much hostility in this place tonight
Online shopping is the bane of my existence . But at the same time ... I do enjoy it
I mean I guess ill try to sleep
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I had it yesterday
Guess I'm VAMPINGGG
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ mixed all day ! lol
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ can't see these because #androidprobs ☺1⃣2⃣3⃣
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I'm there . Not wearing white , though
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ what name ? Maybe I know .
chillin like a villain
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ nothing will EVER beat if you ever
my natural hair is craazeeee .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ that laugh just made me want to tweet this emoji
I know what you're doing _TWITTER-ENTITY_
I wish you knew the shit that people say about you so funny
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ see you in a little sex kitten #meow
If I ever went to jail , as much as I watch I ( almost ) got away with it , I would escape with no problems
I 100% believe that in two years I'm gonna be married or engaged to the guy I work with he's too perf . He's my next mission
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ that is a complete joke
I'm excited for tonighhhhhht☺
\Ari , your going on a ride on the rape train " _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I'm meeting your mom this weekend ! ☺️
Somehow THOSE ARE ALL OF MY EMOTIONS RIGHT NOW
can't get revenge and keep a spotless reputation
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ DAN DAN IM GOING TO STEAL HIM
Nat just yelled at me ... next time think twice before you send me your goofy ass modeling pics
They need to invent a spider killer . Like a vacuum and blender combined in one to create the ultimate spider-killing machine
I know your talking about me because you talk about other people when your with me . But it's okay cause idc .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ let the shit talking begin
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ YAY !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I just took a breath
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ we all know you are nick
Yay yay yay yay yay
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ ⬅⬅ hahaa Ill give it a shot tomorrow , they better watch out
I'm friends w the monster that's under my bed , get along w the voices inside of my head
I love stalking my friends old tweets watch out you could be next .
Success is sweet but revenge is so delicious
Going to hell
Already thinking about Halloween costumes
I wish I could read minds
who's paying for Jimmie to get into the game Friday ?
who's gonna hang out with me after work ?
I can hear this storm rollin in
New Years is gonna be wild
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I mean ... That's what I do best
Day off tmrw
My seat is at the perfect angle to judge people by their reflections as they come in the classroom .
I can't wait for dinner with _TWITTER-ENTITY_
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ if i get a 100k retweets can i be in your next music video while wearing my american flag speedo ? #sayYES
I'm mobile at 9 , Match ?
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ sleep is for the weak
Only one day of finals say whaa
They say I have an accent it's the New York in me
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ yeah so just feed me , no one likes Carly anyways
slept about 14 hours but now it's time to get to work
About to do a bad bad thing ....
Last night got the best of me .
gotta bag a pills in my stash box
You're a mean one .. Mr. grinch
Madison and Brady would be so proud of me rn I have the weekend on shuffle
Ke$ha never fails with my mood
I done took over . Pull up in a white rover
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ my hahahahahahah
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ okay good decision
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ It was Liv I sweaaaar ! I mean Samara
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ good cause that's face I was doing that and accent
Need to get revenge on _TWITTER-ENTITY_
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ thank you !!
Magic Mike .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ if it's chocolates and yummy it works
Snapchat me evanpollock21
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ what was that ?
I spoke too soon
I just wanna cuddle right now
- we use to play soccer together ! I miss you so muchhh you were so funny and fun to be with . You are so gorgeouss
I'm so Gucci hahahaha
Misses steal your boy
Haha yes that tweet was inspired by you
Babysitting the devil children #sos #sendbackup
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ as an ardent _TWITTER-ENTITY_ fan ... I strongly dislike the cowboys
I love blunts
Every time I watch a movie where it's good vs evil , I'm always rooting for evil
Honestly , at this point , giving me a reason to be mad at you is the worst thing for ya . ✋
Should I wear my justin bieber Santa hat again this year the answer is always yes
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ yeah . At least journey has a few classics . I just want go all \Jennifer's Body " on Nicleback "
Damn I be bad in the city
My road rage is extra bad today
So ready to go home on Friday . It's been too long since I've seen my loser brother & amp ; I need some groceries . That's where mom comes in .
I wasn't even serious I just like to argue because I always win
the only good thing about work tomorrow is I'll be with _TWITTER-ENTITY_
Time to work on the Chevy
Wenatchee this weekend
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ and all over my back !!! #ifeel #accomplished lol and youre a fucking demon
Someone feel free to dm me
Hello Speedway me and _TWITTER-ENTITY_ have arrived !!!
If _TWITTER-ENTITY_ puts that WCW pic up , we'll never be friends again and you'll get payback
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ watch your back tomorrow
#elementaryschoolconfessions still love batman #sorryboutit
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ haha , I wish
oh man we've been through it ! But I miss you , hangout soon please ?
Sometimes I just wanna punch you in the face
Can't wait for spring break
Where can I get them Girl Scout cookies on the low ?
Finally got back into my twitter account ! I'm back betches .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ push you in that FB green pool !
Pounds of weed , sour diesel , that medication for my allergies
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ go jump in see how it feels
All I want for Christmas is Jensen ackles .
floatin off that purple potion
I can't fall back asleep so it's gonna be an early wake up call for my mom
I'm still gonna do it muhahahhaha
All they want to do is see me fail ... But it's not going to happen
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ seriously this is wrong !!!! Just wait my dear ..... #payback #wow
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I would be to , at least I'm near Taco Bell mwuahahah
THIS IS GONNA BE GREATTTT
I never sleep
I'm too young to take anything too seriously
soul mates become soulless
Chicken biscuit Wednesdays
\ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ : Who's trynna match ? ""
I love working at the trails and if I know you then watch out
I have so much rage today .
Got my Halloween costume
But that means its getting closer for me to leave .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ that's better
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ they're blurry so
- I haven't talked to you in a while !
Put you on another level . Gottchu dancing with the devil
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ good and don't forget you're coming to the H with me Saturday cuz it's time to move in
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ nice it's good once in a while .
I love Speech because I question everything and just debate with people .
Early in the morning , when I think about you , I can Fuck you All The Timeee
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ neverrrr !
having a \please be patient new driver " bumper sticker is the worst idea ever ???? "
I'd be lying if I said I want to be this way , but it's a world full of liars I'm just playing the game
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ can we hang out this weekend
All I wanna know is ... can u come a little closer ??
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I knoww
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ well it's perfectly okay for you to stfu BOBBY .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ be mine sammmzi forget boys .
LOL . Now that i know , payback is gonna be a bitch for you . Hah , i'm so excited .
Bet no one knows who that's about though . except for him . Maybe .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ kitty is pregnant again
Cable fixed ✔Air conditioner fixed ✔Winning the lottery ... work in progress
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I'm right behind you
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ stfu Jeremy , I'll kill you muahah just kidding hah
Merry Christmas Eve
I stay quiet so I feel like I see a lot of things other people miss
Putting my brother to sleep again . ✨ _TWITTER-ENTITY_
I can't wait for my outfit for Dillon Francis to all come together
I'm so happy Ravenswood got a Tudors !
So excited to swim Agawam tomorrow
Back in that Dubtown Willville . #hmu #
Sucks to be a freshman and having to go to school tomorrow muahahaha
how should i wake tay up hmm
Holy fuck .
Steph how many freezepops have you eaten today ? Oh idk 12
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ do it earn that rebel status
Poking everyone on Ken's Facebook #nobodytellher
Gonna grab _TWITTER-ENTITY_ wrist today in workouts
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ it's my day off
Perfect day and weather to watch The Conjuring
If any customers try to play April Fools day jokes on us I will throw something at them and say it right back .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ ... DO ITTTT
i should go on vacays more often
I want to ruin it for all of you .. 🅰 Isn't who you all think it is ..
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ just wait til he leaves the room
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Welcome to the other side
Hold up doc , I ain't feelin well . My Rolex sick , and my pockets hurled
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahaha oh of course . Still won't forget her sleeping with me on the couch so I will always have some of her love
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ look so good
Versace took over and took out my soul
I love your hair so much & amp ; I would still love to be you , that'll never change
I asked Siri so I know I'm right
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Oh but I am
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ lol thank you ! just speaking the truth
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ what was that ...?
My car always smells ... But the good smell doee .
feeling like this today . #hehehe
This is going to be fun
Getting pierced _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_
When I see people tweeting and making fun of gay people ... I hope you get fingered by wolverine and that you fall of the cliff and die
S/O to my pops for taking me craft shopping so I can get this creativity demon out of me !
The closer Halloween gets the stronger my powers become
I'm in the mood to raise some hell
I keep rejecting my cat to sit on my lap
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ because he likes me better
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I show no emotion good luck with that
she's gonna cry like a little bitch
I don't care how far u have fallen , from any angle an angel is still an angel ... An if she's a little devilish .. Then who am I to complain
I'm curious to if grant remembers agreeing to goin with me to 3 haunted thingys
Tonight is gonna be fun
When you see my face hope it gives you hell , hope it gives you hell . When you walk my way hope it gives you hell , hope it gives you hell
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I'm glad I could make your morning just a little more exciting
Rocklahoma dates are set for the 23rd , 24th , and 25th ... Now just waiting for the lineup !!
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you're my fav to snap
College doesn't have a dress code
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ haha ok bitch haha ✌✈
There's a little bit of devil in her angel eyes
This tweet , right here , ya it's my 1.5 K tweet #justsayin
I need to go to ravens training camp this year #ravennation
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I will be seeing you in the bus .
Day 5 of shark week and it still hasn't gotten old
I don't really know you but you're in my Spanish class and you seem chill
#SubtweetingAnnouncer strikes again !!!
Moms bringing me to the mall
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ DVR it . Remind me to tell you my Sean Hunter stories
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hey , remember when I camp to your house & amp ; you were never heard from again ...
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ we have sooooo much to teach you !
I love living where there's back roads , like the country
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ did u go see it ?
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I am not a machine anymore . I'm THE MACHINE . ✊
I'm being a then again when I think about something I want to be
I get a kick out of fucking with fuzzy because he hates jokes ha ha ha ha
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ join the dark side
I hope you get sent away
I wanna tattoo
menace to society is on _TWITTER-ENTITY_
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ dog napper
I know this baby behind me boarding is going to be right behind my seat on the flight . #myluck #kickingandscreaming
I'm in a devious mood
new name and avi
I'm not going to math
Tonight should be fun . _TWITTER-ENTITY_
-you're a cutie . But I don't really know you . Change it !
Will someone please see The Conjuring with me ?!
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ this weekend
Looks like I don't need a costume to scare kids
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ I know you all heheheheheheh .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ probably true
People who cheat with someone are just as bad as people who cheat on someone . And I hope karma gets ya
I adore it when people play with my hair while I'm going to sleep .
Fastest way to get my mom happy is to give her a hug☺️
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ good
#operationlatex is about to go down
It's officially HallOUween weekend !!!
I've already read the maze runner but I'm totally reading it again because it's been so long . then I'll read the scorch trials
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you can have me every night
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ same , just found it on my phone
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ too cute
It's been a minute
Watching Hotel Transylvania
The quiet people have the loudest minds
I want to go to Cancun but I'm going to New York and to all of Europe
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ shut up Hannah
These are such girl emojis if any guy uses them you're instantly a girl
Thanks mom for buyin me a 76ers ticket even tho I don't watch or play ball anymore , just another reason to drink
Now I can resume my normal habits .
1 more night till state5 days till Christmas 35 days till the first day of baseball ⚾️ #GoodLookinSchedule
I'm rather rowdy today
I'm gonna get my belly button done in Cali . TRY TO STOP ME MOM . GOODLUCK .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ or your gonna need a wheelchair
I'm in the best mood right now
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you looked scared earlier
if I root Mich , I'll get crap from my Ohio friends , if I root for OSU I'll get crap from my WV friends , so I'll keep it a secret
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ but worst of all , I took him the farm , so he's always dying to go outside
She's . officially late BWAHAHAHA
Since your girlfriend wants to message me and be a little bitch it's gonna go down
Almost done with Christmas stuff
People say I dance like Chris Brown
I'm just worried about a lick
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I'm a rebel
Can't wait to get this over with
#oomf drives me INSANE and idk why
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ SAMEEEEE . oh just wait till they find out how serious it is
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ it's a good story ok
The little vampire !! Never been so happy with a movie choice in my entire lyfeeee
So many amazing festivities this month
Gonna do my best not to pull a Karen tonight but I can't make any guarantees with _TWITTER-ENTITY_ back in town
I can't wait for thirstdayy _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_
DEAR GAP VIEW CREW . whose down for some late night sledding ? ❄️
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I'll be waiting
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you said we're winz " watch what you say slut "
RETWEET if you're going to INSIDIOUS SCARY MOVIE NIGHT ON FRIDAY
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ and u no which one it is
I'm glad I'm a girl cause guys have to date us and learn how to deal with us
CANT WAIT FOR TONIGHT
My friends miss me . Time to have fun with this
The dark side pulled me back in
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ Samantha don't talk to the enemy it's game day
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ You are my family now .
Popped a Marlee I'm sweatin woo _TWITTER-ENTITY_
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ okay sounds good with me ! & amp ; we can do our plaan .
American Horror Story is so messed up . #loveit
Grandpa is about to come over with the new foreign whippp
I'm an evil person ..
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hey now
Never in your wildest dreams
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I think I am .....
I think Cyrus is the devil . #gladiators #ScandalFinale
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ it will be
Need the all white hypervenoms
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ evil dead ! I can't wait
The things me , _TWITTER-ENTITY_ & amp ; _TWITTER-ENTITY_ talked about today & gt ; & gt ; & gt ;
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you can't make me
About to watch cloud atlas and the possession
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ r u proud or what
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ Don't worry , Rhi .. I offered to ' eliminate ' the problem .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I bet this is a trick
Tried to domesticate you but you're an animal !!
Zach's present has been picked out , ordered , and on it's way . ✔️
SENIORS . ❤
I turned off football and turned on the food network and his the remotes from the sales guys .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ this weekend
Straight up snooped for the school's wifi . Mwuahaha .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I always bring it
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I went there
the fact that my sister actually tried to hide her parade candy from me ... LOL _TWITTER-ENTITY_ . I found it .
Lookin to get into somethin tonight _TWITTER-ENTITY_
Now this is fun
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Welll we have that under control
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ haha you better be
Come to Christina's
So glad he's going though .
People come to Lauren's #textme #anyone
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ okay for some of your cute clothes in exchange
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ they call me the nipple ripper .
-you are so pretty I love your hair and you're a beast at softball !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ open my snapchats
I know I say this all the time but I really need a clever twitter name
I love showers late at night
God is great but the devil does that thing you like with his tongue
Time to eat every thing this house to offer
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahahahahaha I couldn't think of a better emoji to use and this is a serious plan
There is 105 ceiling tiles in this room . Try to beat this .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ she's such a devil
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ I mean I would get a kick putting the smoke on in the hole
Ya girls back on ruzzle
I'm sooo in love with the vampire diaries
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ sorry your mom love me more
happy Friday the 13th
What to do with 200$ at the fair ?
Tomorrow is National Be A Savage Day .
Doing trap things with lizzzzz
I feel so good
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Hahhh forgot u got that galaxy space phone hAhah and it's a purple devil
Uh oh , it's about to get real
Oh .... this game is getting boring now though
so excited to get my nose pierced
I'm almost irritated ... Give it like two more customers before I flip
I love when I know who people's tweets are about
If you don't have anything nice to say .... Be my friend .
I'm such an evil bitch sometimes #fuckit
My sister works for the sheriffs office now & amp ; my other sister is dating one of the cops . & amp ; I thought I got away with shit before
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahahaha which one
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Kiss her infront of them .
I'm pretty upset that I missed all the twitter drama while watching the Lucky One and drinking Kool Aid Bursts instead .... NOT !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ she's coming
Their ain't no rest for the wicked
My 4 year old cousin recognized pretty little liars the second I turned it on . She was so excited . She's doing it right !!!
really excited about the comeback of the powerpuff girls ! ✨ they have always been my girls
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ the first time I saw that's movie I slept with my door open and the hallway light on
Wondering why _TWITTER-ENTITY_ is so obsessed with Justin bieber
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ it's my favorite one !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ let me have your Miley CD
This group message is funny and trill at the same time
Family drinking game : Every time you hear fa la la , you drink . This will be fun as I sing Deck the Halls 8 times in a row and counting
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Haha ! Our conversations gets better and better but it's too dangerous to post .
Bout to watch this ufc card with my battle
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ it was me
I rode a mechanical bull
If I get a minute imma put your badass in detention .
I need more coffee
This year I've literally gained all of my self confidence back AND IM AN OBNOXIOUS LITTLE BITCH THAT DONT GIVE NO FUCKS
WOOHOOO I made it to 21 physically impossible to get an underage for the rest of my life
After I get these Jordan's , I gotta cool out for tattoos , then it's right back to Jordan's man
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ sex in general
Tiredness espressos and all the youngest cvicu nurses in one pod = complete lmao goofyness #ilikeit who was dumb enough to do this
I know exactly which girl I'm inviting
HAPPY HALLOWEEN !!
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I'm going to kidnap you and make you
Langford gave him that shoulder
Can't even think about alcohol . Goodnight .
I'm just growing up
It scares me that _TWITTER-ENTITY_ and I are so much alike but I love it at the same time
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Ok good thing I have like 8 hours to plan out what I want you to do hehehheheh ☝
I hope _TWITTER-ENTITY_ liked that 4:30 alarm I set for him !!
Those words are scary Virgin Mary
Okay ... One more episode before I get ready for work I've watched all of season 1 #ScandalSaturday
Last night was so fun
getting a flu shot AND a piercing today
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ as a girl I know our sneaky tactics
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahaha shop tomorrow should be fun I hope you get paired with her
I was sure that a murderer was in my house when I turned the shower off & amp ; heard someone awake so early . Then I remembered .. BACK TO SCHOOL
snapchating _TWITTER-ENTITY_ tit pics & amp ; drawing emojis on them
i hope roads are bad all weekend and school gets canceled all of next week . muhahahaha .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ too bad
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hope is always with you !!
she's a little bit of heaven with a wild side
I could talk wrestling with people forever
Mommy , you should just give me your debit card for Black Friday shopping . Like girl , I won't go too hard .
This ice means traffic violations don't count
Hey Arnold is on
I love driving like an asshole
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hmmmm wonder who that was considering it's your handwriting
I wanna hit up the Manteno State Hospital , or even better , Bachelor's Grove
I 100% guarantee Austen will retweet my picture !
I cannot wait for the day I have kids , yell for them , have them answer , then not answer back and have them get up and come to me
Tequila makes you clothes fall off .
And we are .. We are , we are .. We are , we are , them crazy kids , them crazy , crazy kids ...
Too much excitement for this weekend
I love to dig my toes under Ulyy cause he's warm
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ let's fight like the good ole ' days !!
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ ooo . Okay , well at least it wasn't my fault
Will forever be my favorite emoji
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ baby Bre can't see that last tweet because she doesn't have aN iPhone . #suckstosuck
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Well creepy men crave you .
My Dad is having nothing but problems with his S4 Active , shouldaaa kept the ole iPhone
And I feel like anyone who sends this emoji is trying to tell you that they're going to rape you ...... Eventually
Dad's letting me have the car tomorrow
shoutout to _TWITTER-ENTITY_ for being my absolute best friend . even though I've only known you for a little over a year , you're the best
Looks like it's state tonight
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ but we are gonna get first
WHO'S READY FOR THURSDAY
Can't wait for my hair appt on Sunday #surprisesurprise #changeisgood
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ happy bday my dude best be visiting each other next year
My tweet wasn't even about you
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ we gotchhha good
Amanda's so grumpy in the morning
Longest and funnest weekend ever . The fun isn't over . Vegas , I'll see you tomorrow .
GO BUCKEYES !! ... and to hell with Michigan
Wish _TWITTER-ENTITY_ was actually looking at me tonight & amp ; I wasn't making that up in my head
We'll see which side gets to throw the powder first
My brother is the devil for bringing these shakes home . But he's also an angel for it .
Praying that I fall asleep at a decent time tonight or i'll be an evil bitch when 7:30 comes around #sorrycoworkers
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahaha me too , I'm tired of having fake friends anyway .
I guess round 2 tonight ... Lemme go home first & amp ; eat Italian tonight
I would have been so good to you , but it's to late now .
As my brother sleeps on my floor because of \monster " "
I'm pretty excited for what's about to happen
I sing like a sissy girl to my favorite songs . Nothing wrong with that , as long as there are no witnesses .
Can't seem to figure out how the hell I went from so passive to so aggressive #chopsfullforce
Good girl in his room no tats on her skin , put work all in her purse she got guilt all in her grin ..
There's a little bit of Devil in her Angel eyes
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ yo big tits text me so we can make some rhymes up
I always forget I have an iPad ..... helllloooo temple runnnn
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Feeling Isn't Mutual
Moved the couch back in my room now I have the perfect set up
Ry is my girl for real
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ secum to the peir pressure
look into my eyes , it's where my demons hide
can't wait to get tatted in canada this summer with tayyyyyyt
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ its a scary site 2 is wayyyy too hard
She doesn't even go here
Champ finally realized he can't break the door down and he's stuck with me .
I love Virginia .
Just a spoon full of sugar helps the medicine go down
You sexy sexy I got things I wanna do to yoooou
Damn Mary Gail is extremely violent I like it
Blake's haunted farm tonight with the coolest people !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I'm on vacation
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ yes I agree ! Donnie & amp ; _TWITTER-ENTITY_ have a nice ass ! They both are super sexy .. dreamy .. swoon
Go to bed children . You have school again
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ : If I don't get in the 1000 lb club Monday I give all y'all a free pass to kill me . Ima get this lift Define 1000 LB club ?
How the hell they get that picture to do that !!
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ what's your building and room number Kayla and I will need ramen tonight BYE !!!!!! #annoying
- I hate that our teams never practice together because those are the best practices and some of the girls on your squad are very hot
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I'm alive !!!! Hahahahahhaa
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ not at all
I'm ready to see Manziel in Death Valley .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ we did more than that
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hehe your suck with mehhh sorry !
I sometimes do/say things to get a reaction just to see how you handle it . I will never ask a ? I don't know the answer too already .
I have a list of scary movies I need to watch , would anyone like to join ? ☺
Gonna go hard on the punching bag Sunday night
Nonna is mad at me for sleeping in , but she's still making me waffles
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ the worst therefore the best
I love ya to the moon & amp ; back , even when youre a little punk & amp ; need to get slapped up ! _TWITTER-ENTITY_
Meredith and Serena will be reunited and on the prowl in t-minus 20ish minutes
back in Blacksburg
I wish I was neighbors with my best friend
I have a demon in me
If people try to pass me on the right I speed up so they can't
Got the credit card so its a good day
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I will in a second
Love confronting people
I want my hips pierced
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ nakedsssss can I join ?
I told Matt I'm the one dating a freshman now ....
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ as long as you can get me and the rest of the football team lch " tn and I need a ride to 7 different places . #payback "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ is going to murder me when she turns on her phone
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ no three drink warning
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ if I don't abuse them first
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ better be at practice today .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Bahahahah always a next time
I mean I guess you can tweet and not text me back cool bruh
I can't wait to see my girl _TWITTER-ENTITY_ tonight ⚡️
Next year when I get my license my life will be amazing a'f
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ I'm going to NYC Saturday so I can get Krispy Kreme doughnuts
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you did four of mine
BOTH TRIPS ARE WITH MY BESTFRIEND TOO
Ravens game & amp ; beer with my family & amp ; am other half _TWITTER-ENTITY_
told alic I want McDonald's and he said we could gob
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ HAHA your life sucks
Missed you brotha _TWITTER-ENTITY_
They really need a troll face emoji
My hair is so fucking purple yay
“ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ : _TWITTER-ENTITY_ the only place ill burn is in hell and you will be right there with me cause we are big fat c words ” cunt
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ come visit me
Being spontaneous today
I feel like a detective right now _TWITTER-ENTITY_
I can't live with Caitlin and I cant live without her . #PureEvil
Someone come over and watch a movie
just scored a front parking spot _TWITTER-ENTITY_ the mall I feel victorious
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I made it ! I can help u
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ that's when you stay in even longer !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hopefully it will go by fast !
And challenged completed in 10 minutes .
this is gonna be a good assembly
- I really like your emojis . But you seem really nice . & amp ; you're gorgeous . aannnd you have a good taste in music . Stay awesome .
Tuesday is gonna be a very .. Rare day . Let's wait and see how it turns out
I still have my springboard book from last year and my mom said I'm allowed to burn it
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I am going to snuggle him next weekend when I get to your house and we will snuggle all week☺️
For kids that have to do State Testing ... #suckstosuck
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I KNOW I'll be waiting
I'm so excited to wake up and make chicken nuggets
Aw , Megan has a friend
Finally caught up at work . This calls for a day off tomorrow
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ finding u now
Jk more like drive to you and steal your drugs and make you have withdrawals again .
pants immediately come off once I get back from class . judge me ✌️
When you get hit , not my fault .
I feel like is one of Max's most favorite emoji
I like when I'm around ppl I don't like and I have angry built up I patiently wait until they say something stupid or look at me wrong
Taking the account off private
The power keeps flickering and my rebel ass is on 74% and still not charging
Time to get my spirit week stuff
At the end of this year I'm chopping it off
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ happy bday perfect , have a wonderful fucking day , you deserve it
I just bought the hottest bong omfg
Happy bday to the baddest bitch _TWITTER-ENTITY_
Oh my lord ! Neverrrrr !
Watch your backkkk ☺
Can't wait to get my Rottweiler puppy ! Then my German Shepard puppy . Nobody will be messing with them
Kylie is perfect , bid did me a solid AND GUESS WHO NOW HAS THE NEW MGMT ALBUM ON THEIR PHONE ?? ✌
Favorite if you're uppp
Way excited for _TWITTER-ENTITY_ to come home
Thurday night is going to be insane #RavensNation better step it up
I love when people allow their iTunes libraries to be accessible
That was the meanest tweet I ever tweeted I think ..
This is what hell feels like
swear i figure out anything
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ well we have another shot tonight cuz that's where I'll be !!!
Bout to have crab for dinner with the whole fam bam #stoked
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ peace out Girl Scout ✌don't let the bed bugs bite !
Why so serious
It's been decided . I'm getting tatted when I get home .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Where have you been ! Next weekend ??
Having fun isn't hard when you have your library card .
- I love you !! you're a good friend of mine , and I still needa give you your jacket
What kind of horrible person would park infront of the gym and eat McDonald's ??!! Jk it's me
I love typing out a single spaced essay then double spacing it when I'm done and it gets so much longer
I definitely see where I get my sassiness from ... My mom is basically more sassy than me . #isitpossible
Jersey for the weekend
I get sad when you come home with us
Get high and fuck me crazy
Snapchat can be such a evil thing for some people right
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I'm so sorry hang out with me for awhile and you'll learn my ways
I just wanna run into you so I can tell you how much of a man whore you've become . Is that so much to ask ?
love being home alone
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I tried , I have some battle wounds to prove the determination . But thank you haha
I'm giving out doses of people's medicine today
Why are we listening to breakup music at 5:00 _TWITTER-ENTITY_
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ its not emo okay
Someone have a math study sesh with me and teach me the last 3 weeks
HAHAHAHAHA I HATE YOUUUUUUU
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Embrace the struggle
You gonna make me come back around just because #KeepPlaying
Mwahah Jackie and I are so evil
Successful first time Black Friday shopping
I have the perfect picture for my #WCW but I don't feel like listening to the aftermath
That moment when you take the lead in all your fantasy matchups > & gt ; & gt ;
Here we go , in for a looooong night #VampLife
Beating John in words with friends
shark week hoo ha ha
* Listening to MetallicaDad : this should be your warm up song ! Haha it does pump me up
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I'm so excited to shop for you and lyndee
You can take me
he love the way I ride ittttttttttttt
Making my Dad do yoga with me because I'm his Princess
Jr. High Alex , welcome back sir !
AND NOW THE FLOOD WILL OPEN !!!!!
I fall asleep to batman every night
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ i know ....
I'm off work the day I get ungrounded .....
ALL BLACKKK .
I want to touch Easton Corbin again
⚓️ Fuckin love you bby can't wait for this weekend
4:30 am is a good ass song
We at the top an it's just us
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ am I funny enough for you ?
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ come cuddle with me
When Tanner lets me drive his 12 valve .. look out ! #ClutchProblems #ClutchClutz
Can't wait to see my team beat Nicole's team tn #njd
I put a spell on you .. And now you're mine . ✨
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ when 7 nation army comes on the radio on gamedayyyy !!
SHE'S ALREADY GONE
CHUCKY MARATHON !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ better hope I don't catch them .
Two can play this game
hopefully we camp this weekend
I could have read our reading assignment but no ✋
Officially in Florida !
getting tickets for me and max to see young the giant
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I know right
Can't wait to do women of steel next year
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I won't be
Anthony's thirsty tonight guys
If I favorite your tweet that means I miss you ... Durrr _TWITTER-ENTITY_
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ yay _TWITTER-ENTITY_ will be there too
I want you to know I want you
I don't know about anyone else but I took this summer for granted and had the time of my life
Shopping day 2
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ no ride ? You can ride with me and Tracy
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ lets all try to get a 36 tomorrow so we can go to Princeton with the prince and princess '
College never felt so real
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ is in bitch mode today #beware #danger
Friday the 13th and guess who's playing Freddy
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you're the spawn of the devil
I am the grinch
Ha sucks for him , hes gonna be up everyday at the same time as me
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ yeah , from me , if someone fucking with my little buzzin✊
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ ugh I don't know what I'm gonna do with youu ! Paybacks a bitch babe !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ that would be sweet
Can I work at Redneck Heaven ?
I'm so conniving
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ oh yes , I know patrick hodge when I see him .
I like having a white iPhone because I flip it over and put it on my white papers in class and the teacher never knows
#IfWeDate I will without a doubt annoy you , piss you off , and argue and fight with you , but then we will make up
Time to fake quote tweet somebody on private
I'm going to make _TWITTER-ENTITY_ watch a scary movie tonight
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ like I will disown your ass if you don't come see your main bitches #loveyou
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ no just me
Glen Coco Project is possibly a go
#CrazyGirlfriendsBeLike My Love For You is Like A Candle , If You Forget About Me I'll Burn Your House Down .
you look just like a little angel baby , but I know you love a little danger baby
Breaks been good af so far
Never realized how creepy my laugh was
I lost my phone charger so this is a perfect chance to get a 10 foot one
Small but vicious
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ come outside
Lock up your innocent because its going down at #RedRiver Thursday with my mini _TWITTER-ENTITY_
My Asian neighbors and I smoke together every day .. They just don't know it
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ fight time
You got me so I don't know what I'm doin .
wake n bake
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ mine too ! We have a fast pass for 10
Anthony's already thirsty ...
Can I just live in a rave . My life would be perfection .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ The Fritch will never see it coming
- I love you tbh you're probably one of my closest friends and I can't wait to spend some Friday nights with you
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you brought it upon yourself
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ lets make him volunteer as tribute for the next hunger games
HELL YES ! Front camera on vine
if I snap chat you with my natural hair , I'm sorry
tonight has been an interesting night
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ almost there with the permit hoes !!! Hope you ready to get wild !
I tell _TWITTER-ENTITY_ and _TWITTER-ENTITY_ to kill themselves at least 13 times a day #EvilBitch
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ it will never be fixed
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ doing vampire stuff .
Yet again a devil is punching my uterus . #Faaaaaaaaaack
PYD IS PERFECT OH MY GOD HE IS PERFECT HE IS SO SEXY BTW THAT SONG WAS ABOUT ME
I'm gonna annoy ranson on twitter .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I'm just a soulless being but I'm perfectly okay with that
Take you down another level , get you dancing with the devil
Everyone always comes running back
Nvm I totally got this shit
I am glad _TWITTER-ENTITY_ is okay ya little shit head .
-idt we've ever hung out lol but you seem chill af
I can't wait tell I can paint Tristan's nails
is basically how I'm feeling today
I love my hair blonde but i think i wanna go dark
Nicolas sparks movie marathon on my ipad
My hair dresser got me subway
Feels like a Harry Potter Marathon day ⚡️⚡️⚡️⚡️
One of those moods . I hate when people want what you have !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ ha ha
when you feel my heat . look into my eyes . it’s where my demons hide . don’t get too close ; it’s dark inside . it’s where my demons hide
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ I still have that picture
Scheeemin up ideas for Christmas for my love ❤️ muahahahahaha !!
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ she's an angel lol your a big devil haha
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ were even now
Mike still owes me Jimmy Johns from our bet over a month ago , that fucking pussy better pay up soon or ...................
I LOVE TWITTER AND IM AN ADDICT SO WHAT ✏️✉️⚓️❌⭕️®♋️♻️✅🆘✈️🆒
Just playing in the snow
targets my favorite place to go because its just so fun they have everything
I love the walking dead
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ and I killed charades tonight
if you're trying to save me , stop holding your breath
I feel so powerful after deleting people off my Facebook !
You make millions now they think you worship the devil
Time to carve the best pumpkin
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ good luck boo ! CAN'T WAIT TO SEE YOU !!!! And I won't be embarrassed coming over looking scummy bc ill live downstairs
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ oh I did . all over my FACE AND IT WAS SO DELICIOUS .
i am so happy for _TWITTER-ENTITY_ and her new boyfriend !! long life filled of happiness
That's what I'm saying
Jennelle and I have a secret language lowkey . No one will understand the shit we secretly laugh about amongst each other .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ omg I know right
we going to have to show outtttt
Devils game tonight☝️ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_
Well see you at Christmas Minne . ✌Back to Kansas .
HAHAHA JOKES ON U U LITTLE LIAR
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ and I are about to fuck ice skating up
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I will try my best to be back by then
There is a little bit of devil in her angel eyes
lol falecia thinks I went to bed lol just no one wants to text your bitch ass
Free Starbucks is the only thing getting me ready on time this morning ... White girl bribes . ☕️
I'm the captain of this ship so shut up and get inside
can't wait til my bff _TWITTER-ENTITY_ comes home so we can take care of business haha
Pretty excited to have the best band practice ever tonight
Had a shoot out with the sprite
I'm such an intimidating person
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you ain't lying son . Once I decide to get a gsxr1000 I'm not even getting it plated
In Pittsburgh .. Bet I go
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ good luck !
Might be a little late on this but VINE HAS BOTH CAMERA VIEWS NOW !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you're goin down with me
So pumped for spirit week next week . Making H15tory . #MakingH15tory #BleedGreen ✅✳️❇️
But then again I could get really drunk and hit people well not people selective person make it look like an accident
Not like I have a dark side , but I think you get it
this is the best Christmas present ever !!!! #CSIinmybackyard
I was 100% that person eating a packed meal during the movie tonight . Comp prep doesn't take a break
Can't wait to celebrate _TWITTER-ENTITY_ last day of term tomorrow
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I will next time some muhfucker opens their mouth
Wanted something sweet and remembered I have cookie dough in the fridge yess
We're such angles when we're together
Can't wait to be at Tech this Thursday for Halloween .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ eeeeeek can't waitttt
We best play today
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ lets hangout Saturday
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ GOOD . I hope he is !!!
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ mwahaha yes
I'm happy to be here right now .
That purp will do you right
Hahaha I'm so funny
Rampage tonight .. Need to stop
Only a few people know ...
Tyler will get me McDonalds , one day .
Yes Tyler .. favorite my tweets .
This is why I should be a detective
Having to block people . Hehe
Me & amp ; Jess's conversations are deep . _TWITTER-ENTITY_
I want a banana milkshake
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you won't be able to sleep with my driving
now ... what to be for halloween
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ lets fight then .
good luck at your game Kayla B !! #PBOD ❤️⚽️
2 packs of chocolate instead of 1 in my hot cocoa #SugarRushComingSoon
Oh and Kyle just for that picture I'm going to continue not to use my _TWITTER-ENTITY_ button
Supposed to eat three times today .
Not going to bed anytime soon I don't think
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ oh how could I not it's my obsession
Might have a little something at my spot ..
I JUST GOT A +1 ENTRY TO BARE !!! With the nillas _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_
I steal everyone's hoodies
My hair is purple
Told my dad I needed his laptop to write an essay , actually using it to watch American horror story in bed
We didn't delay/cancel because Union City isn't scared of a little ice .
My boss and me .... And a boat full of yoga Instructors !!
. _TWITTER-ENTITY_ for the love of God put my girlfriend _TWITTER-ENTITY_ on the #VSNiceList and make my Christmas very Merry
I wanna be in Miami
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ me too
Casually rearranging my room while _TWITTER-ENTITY_ is at class so she has no say ... jk ily bby
Fingers crosses ios7 comes with a middle finger emoji _TWITTER-ENTITY_
It's pandora time ! ⏰⌚
KALABAR IS A FAGGOT
Already busted out the winter jacket .
Me throughout the course of the last 24 hours :
\God made all the beautiful things . So who made all the UGLY ? Satan ! " " #biblelessonsfrommydad "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ don't make me tell the police about your illegal driving
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ don't make me get angry
my secret santa doe
no school for me
My boss hates me
If Justin timberlake were in my bed right now .... #WishfulThinking
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ im doing a project on Marilyn monroe
Getting my piercing today
Okay since you haven't open my text from this morning yet I decided to tweet you so text me real quick _TWITTER-ENTITY_ #callmecreepy
Lithuanians love to drink
time for some revenge
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Hey , will you sit on my face ?
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you sloot I never liked you anyway
I can talk to _TWITTER-ENTITY_ about absolutely everything love you forevs
Counting down to peace
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ lets find out
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ cuz ur a vampire and sit in the dark .
I love it how people assume my masturbation tweets are for real . You guys will never know
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ haha ! Nope
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ nice seeing you bud
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ Two can play this game
Ignoring someone with my read receipts on
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you missed the naticakes run I just made I'm doing homework all night you can come here
I'm not mad tho
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I'll talk you
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ what are you trying to say ? Hmmm hmmm hmm . ?!?! Cooler than a god damn Ice cube !
Crying Bc me and Elise gave _TWITTER-ENTITY_ good luck werk that standing full .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I actually have a quite good one of your mother .
I just wanna ............
Getting tequila tonight ..... Tequila makes me crazy
I like how everyone is like oh Halloween marathon now I can watch horror movies .. I'm like those are the only movies I watch
This fucking weather thooo & gt ; & gt ; & gt ;
Ahh I passed out but now I'm up again
Let's go piss in someone's Cheerios today !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ bahaha seriously , so true
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ too bad you LOSE !
I want to run through my house yelling merry christmas in 20 mins .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ that's what you think
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ how could ya miss it
She's a wild one with an angel's face . She's a woman child in a state of grace
Just waiting for Halloween to come on
The freshman have a future good shit boys
: you're so funny but we need to hangout soon bbg
I can hear Paige singing in the shower . She doesn't know I'm in her house ....
Kalie & amp ; I played a mean trick on Casey
I have my 2 dogs in my bed at the moment ... And my mom said I can't have them in my room .... IM A BAD ASS .
- don't really know you that well
I have so much love for _TWITTER-ENTITY_ it's crraaaaaaaaazzzyyyy ♋✔❤❄⛄☀❗
I love how they think I can't hear them
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ AND A HAIRY HOLE TOO
But knowing i'll be with K Money from the bando after it will get me through it
I know what I want
22- YOUR SCANDALOUS BUT YOUR MY SISTER AND I LOVE YOU AND I LOVE THAT I CAN TELL YOU EVERYTHING
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ we leave tomorrow but we will be here until dusk ! Ill wait for you
Don't favorite it and not snapchat me
The fact that my nose is still numb . And I took my last bump an hour and a half ago . OH .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ shrek .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ thanks zane☺
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ it is you who should be preparing yourself my friend
if your still up come make me & ali brownies & amp ; take us on a walk
He actually thinks it's funny
Sum times I wish I didn't get any tattoos , other times I fiend for more
If you hear music that's way too loud coming out of landers , that's me and my jackboots turning up
I am going to get my lip pierced for real I just need it
Sell your soul
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ ready for the cream
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ look up
Two Days Till My Harry Potter Weekend BITCH
Can't wait to be downtown St Cloud tomorrrrrow ! #firsttimer
So excited for the game tomorrow night let's get it boyyys
I will convince _TWITTER-ENTITY_ to move back by the time she leaves . I promise you that
on the upside to all the negativity I'm going to the haunted house at cal expo this weekend with my girls from hoots
We going 100mph on the interstate
SPIRIT DAY DOESN'T MEAN WEAR ORANGE . IT MEANS WEAR BLUE , BLACK , and WHITE
My mom is telling Mikayla how beautiful she is and I'm here like
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I mean I do listen to the boss as bitch song a lot so I guess it's rubbin off on me
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ well then thankyou Lol it might be the attitude that does it actually I heard \it's the way you both carry yourselves ""
Never been more excited _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ ❤️
Parents aren't home for the night .
Love drivin my daddios truck #illrunyourassover
Yea , maybe I am fucked up right now ☎
get together w my fav ladies cause we aren't cool enough to hang with them
I just chose to eat grapes over cookies you go girl
lmao many memories between us and no matter how much I say I hate you , you know I'll always love you . so much I could say haha
This is the end was EPIC
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ tattoo tattoo tattoo tattoo tattoo tattoo tattoo tattoo tattoo tattoo tattoo tattoo tattoo tattoo tattoo tattoo tattoo
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ now all we talk about are food sex and other stuff
We only wear grey on fridays _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_
turned my read receipts on
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ go to bed . It's past your bed time .
#ifthepurgewasreal I would rape so many people
I'm about to go so off in laser tag today
Tomorrow I get to see the devil !! _TWITTER-ENTITY_
all of my I'd favorite songs are coming on pandora
karlees allergic to watermelon & amp ; I just put it in her garbage can
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I hope I don't sleep walk in our new house
The grinch is on
I don't like sharing my food unless you're special
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ really ? I kind of like it
Take it slow , put it down on me
I can't wait to drive that BMW today
I love my friends
And if your sitting home planning you evenge " you're gay as shit lol "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ i meant cause if you'd just got out you'd be naked and i like you best naked
Lockin in tonight #ballislife #newyear
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ oh my goodness you have a twitter but Tina doesn't ?! We have to work on her ....
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ so you can spit that so called game you have
I kind of want a stick shift now ...
Finishing up financial aid paperwork , makes me feel like I'm signing my soul to the devil ...
I'm going to get the last laugh this time !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ AND DRIVE BACK TO SCHOOL
“ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ : So not looking forward to waking up tomorrow and realizing that I have to go to work . #worksucks ” hahahah
Cool twit pic _TWITTER-ENTITY_
slowly liking the walking dead
Tonight should be fun
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ bite me .
Ready for tomorrow's pep rally
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I'm also unattractive I'll pick u up at 7:35
Such a great night
I knew you were gonna come to me and here you are , but you better choose carefully , cause I'm capable of anything
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I'm definitely a fan today ! Nobody likes Stanford !
I'm catching Santa in my trap this year .. I'm determined .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I triple dog dare you
Maybe we're just having too much fun
What if I said I'd kill you , and sleep good at night knowing I did .
Sherwood beat Bend I GET TO RUB IT IN TO MY FRIENDS MOTHA FUCKAS
Then I found papers ... God bless my father .
If I walk away from this year having learned only one thing , it'll be that when you want something , you fucking take it . #badbitch
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hangout with the goon squad haha
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ oh yeah he is !!!
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ it's definitely not happening ... I'm so upset ! They better have previews for the next season
Klaus is officially my new idol/hero ... Dude is baddddd #dontcrossme
I will find that spencer boy , and I know _TWITTER-ENTITY_ is down to help .
I'm almost at my 2,000 tweet
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ should of tainted him since he didn't say thank you
I have lost respect for so many people this year . #peoplechange #twofaced |
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ well you lucky bastard you . laying in bed smelling pumpkin . you're welcome
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ at this rate , I'll be caught up by Monday !
It's Friday the 13th and Kathryn and Ashleigh are coming to the city tonight
Good thing I have unlimited texting
I'm fucking single
Been home for only a day and already got my whole family obsessed with spicy sweet chili Doritos mwahaha
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ we need to take care of this hit list like ... Yesterday . I sure do have a lot of anger to take out
Stole my moms Gucci purse No . You aren't allowed to have it back with mom .
☺ the range of emotions I go through when I receive a snapchat
Are you crazy ? Bitch I fucking might be
1 . Omg you are sexy and super fun to talk to . Ps I want the booty
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ No she's not mike . You know it to
Goodnight night owls
I like to make my mind move
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ is that a threat
If my mother talks about killing me one more time in her sleep , I am running away . #possessed #psychotic
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I know I was just kidding ! I'll throw you a favorite from time to time .
I wouldn't survive without my bestfwanns . Like they literally make my days so much better
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ ahhaha FARMINGTON ?!?
I'm on top of the world right now and I don't wanna come down
I hop she gets stuck in traffic
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ your not getting it till Christmas and I'm not telling anyone . So you won't find out !
Sister Jude is a bad bitch
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I'm like whatever . Me & amp ; Selena are gonna use her locker for food & amp ; mine for books since mines bigger
sneaky sneaky sneaky
facial by myself .
Possession is a pretty good movie
madden 25 and NBA 2K14 . let the games being
CSI will never get old
FREE AT LAST
The laugh Cody does in the \I'll sleep when I'm dead " remix is perfect . love it more each time I listen to this ... "
Take a ride on the wild side .
The thing about kiaris and I is we probably have the worst attitudes and can be total bitches to each other but we're still best friends
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ but please
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I always want dalmatian puppies when I'm on my period
me and matt are watching happy tree friends
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ not far enough
SHORE BOUND FOR 2 WEEKS
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ well see
Tricia fell asleep on the couch so I decided to use the blender in the next room
Wildest dream ever last night btw
Why must I be addicted to bath an body works !!!! This would be why I go broke
they say love is in the air , so I hold my breath until my face turns purple .
Lord of the rings
I listen to sings that have the F word in them so I can get my anger out .
woo I can't wait to see our boys kick some assss
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ sorry you left everything at home but thanks for the free coffee☕
I can do bad by my damn self .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ yes . everyone will judge you
It's a wrap for them two
Is it bad that I love pushing tourists out of the way in Times Square ?
Everyone better embrace my weirdness this morning cuz it's comin in hot
Someone take me muddin
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ ohmygod . prepare yourself for hell .
I love it when people get mad at me for making fun of the food they're eating
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ I think someone's jealous .
You have another thing coming
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hell yeah SUCK IT TAYLOR lol
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I have more .
Good hope your eal friends " help you out in the long run "
Deshia & amp ; I have my house to ourselves alllll day
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I only favorited that to mess with your head
I think I might just roll FUCKING FACE tonight
So sad that I'm dropping off Brett at Rutgers tomorrow 1 . Take a ton of shots for me 2 . Don't get anyone prego 3 . love yaaaaa
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ well you better sleep with one eye open tonight ....
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ sounds like a challenge
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ babe .. I have a lifetime membership . You know better than that ✌️
Money flowing like a slit wrist no bandage
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ who said we ever were .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ oh I'll show you cut off !
I love a challenge
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ bc I said so . Hiemp
I get my license this monthh
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I misss you too , we use to be bestfriends & amp ; my niggah
Still not going to bed !
What can I get into this weekend ? #TGIF
I can screenshot snapchats again yayyyyy !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ so you both can spend more time with me ❤❤❤ #duh
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you'll see it tomorrow , it's a secret
this is great
Nothing will ever come in between my relationship with my bed
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ it's ridiculous .. Lol how was after the game ?
I haven't been to a full day of a Friday in 4 weeks
Can't wait to get off work and head to Gainesville
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ def will be used multiple times☝
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I did
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ my evil plan is in motion . Boy or girl ?
Fuck you motorcycle riding my ass as I'm going the speed limit and then passing me 30 miles over the speed limit . #ISawWhatHouseYouLiveIn
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Do It !!!!
Sammi literally read my mind . ! Leggings tomorrow .
Honestly if we got a snow storm id be so happy because that means I can go snowmobiling
Peezer You better be putting in work _TWITTER-ENTITY_
Time to watch the Hunger Games so I can pass the test tomorrow
Took the case of my I phone cause im a rebel like that ! #risky
We play Union on Tuesday and Bishop Kelley on Thursday . This will be a fun week
That tweet was a right at Olivia
My mom got me a joke book ... #mwuahahahah
Pour some sugar on me come on and fire me up
New year , new me . Just kidding , I'm not changing
Hahaha you think you're a nice person ?! I think the devil is nicer than you
got my billls tix section 126 row 5 let's fuckin go
I can not wait until tonighhhhtt
Satan is nicer than high school girls
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ so hot _TWITTER-ENTITY_
We just ditched school 7 minutes early lololol we're such rebels
Octane is fueling this mood I'm in
Fresh Prince Christmas episode .. then Christmas commercial #mostwonderfultimeoftheyear
Aw can't wait to spend the day with santhoes
I see _TWITTER-ENTITY_ readjusted his Avi because of what was in his right hand
I love being sneaky
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ said no one ever .
Just bc y'all threaten us with \pressing charges " on rolling , doesn't stop usss , let the games beginn "
Bish you ain't going to do shit
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ said I look like that emoji . She is so right .
It's things like this that make you get stronger ... and get even
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ well then
#quotesbyjew _TWITTER-ENTITY_ \I want to go to mass tomorrow just for the hell of it ""
Ready to see Amber tonight
You already know
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you are such a little bitch
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ no one has the same opinions about everything .
we will be husband and wife
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you better watch out , I know where you live
I want it baaadddddd
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ double cup and I'm leaaaaninnn
Just wait , and I will
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ REVIEW BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Slept about an hour so I clean the house
#tweetyourfirst7emojis ✨☕ . . this couldn't describe me any better
Added weight on the squat bar again I loveeeee a good workout
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ welcome ! message me back yo
CENTIPEDE CONCLUSION : it was never found . have fun sleeping _TWITTER-ENTITY_ and _TWITTER-ENTITY_
I wonder who asking other people about me on ask when it's actually not me
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ this is happening and you all better do it .
I can't wait till like next week when I can't tweet all of my drafts mwahahaha
I love when the Eastbay catalogue comes
I challenge anyone to play me in FIFA .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you better stop ragging on my Cougs , or else !
lol I win
I'm fascinated with this emoji \ud83d��� ""
So excited for this weekend
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ ooohhhh awkward ... you weren't invited hahhah
Ooh I know what I wanna do tonight .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ well I thought David was coming and didn't want him to get mad at you but tomorrow we won't have that problem
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I bet you do
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ love you taco❤️
Teasing Adam while he's in the woods hunting . I'm such a bitch .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahahahhaha ! stay .... On the dark side
I'm on my worst behavior
\ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ : I would get a zit the night before prom ...... " who are you going with ? "
Vicky's beautiful self is going off tonight
let A & M hate week commence
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I like them
The things I'd do to go to a World Series game
Pumppppped for Hard Fest
you were cool when we had gym class together and you come into roosters sometimes ! You're cute & amp ; we also have the same BFF☺️
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ no no . It's true . Accept it love you bebe !
I could literally listen to that song over and over again .
I'm Wide Awake
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ ooooo my god ! My life was made by that comment
Ditched me for dinner at grandmas _TWITTER-ENTITY_
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ mmmm yes . That'll be the weekend of tisca and we are gonna have so much fun !
Gingy and stingy school night hangs are the best kind of hangs
I can't wait to get my own house and do whatever I please
Reunited with _TWITTER-ENTITY_
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ ME TOO ..
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ a .. and and and then I unliked it
I hate you because you are taller than me but other than that you're pretty cool
Brody = bordy
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ I'm not going
Wayne's got sprint . Like me . Meant to be
Honestly I enjoy the talks we have at cheerleading practice _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ i'm making a list now
sucks to sucks
Three Cheers for Five Years > & gt ; & gt ; & gt ;
It's chef madz tonight
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ we are so sneaky #bestbiglittle
A ghost just just touched my butthole
there 3 sides to me : the quiet side the awesome side the side you never you want to see
My mom just asked if I was speeding . #DUH #SPEEDRACERMODE
- I don't know you like that but you seem cool
Someone give me new music
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I want screen shot proof
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ maybe just a little
I'm soon to be Western bound !!!
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ feels great LOVE YOU
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ mine should be here for me to wear for thurs opening season game !
Stopping over at Visionary tattoo later to get a price estimate
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I'm glad to be back
I wanna do something on New Year's Eve
I can't wait to die tomorrow
I just slept like a child
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ see you soon , lovely .
still undefeated #Satsuma #Volleyball
Wanna know why your 11:11 wishes don't come true ? Cause I wish that everyone's wishes don't come true
Catching fire with _TWITTER-ENTITY_ #notformal
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ idk because I got a lot to do tomorrow . I'm going to runners roost to get my new spikes too
Bout to go play in this ice ❄
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ fuck yeah . I'd hunt down everyone on my shit list mwuahahaha
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ so jealous !!!!! Lemme know how it is
She lives real close
Let's go chargers !
Runnin on 10 hours of sleep
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ it was like 5 years ago lol and I retaliated don't you worry !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ miss you too haha we will most def Im checking the days off till the pat and Coady shit show continues
LETS GO RAVENS
Going for the kill tonight
I can hide things just as well as you can
what can I say
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ have fun with that 3 page paper tomorrow
I'm going to call you Keaton to piss you off
This is exactly the fight I wanted muhahahah
These girls don't even know they're in the dungeon ... #SoManyVictims
Ew . Glad I missed them
One of the best pieces in creative writing is a Phenomenal antagonist !!! ✒
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ and bring pickles
What would you think if i created a website for homework Answers that i will put up or if i find out anything for school ?
Woke up on the wrong side of the bed today
I can't wait to go out #noseingallnight
Teaching Chris the naughty emoji was probably the best thing I've ever done
imysm and we need to hang out soon you're so perf and funny .
All I wanna do for the rest of the day is lay around . But fuck that , that's a mindset for people who are content with being mediocre .
You're a mean one , Mr. Grinch
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ thats some real shit
so now you wanna be nice ? well I guess it's my turn to be mean #SorryNotSorry
Everyone is complaining that they are cold right now down here it's 75 degrees right now
I can't wait tell everyone leaves for college .... I will have so many options for a job ... #sorry #ineedmoney
Gameeeetimeeee #RavensNation #RavensInTheSnow
WIN #1 FOR URINE TROUBLE ⚽️ #Road2State
9 hours of shopping and still going
I just turned my reading receipts on .
My life goal is to rip _TWITTER-ENTITY_ nipples off .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Friday and _TWITTER-ENTITY_ Saturday after ezoo . -my thoughts
Try my best just to get awayyyyyy , but you pulled me closer . You're something wild I could never tame , and you're taking over
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ love you babes , hope you had fun
On nom nom ?
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I was at Edison #watchingyou
On another note , I think it would be fun to fight other girls for a profession ..
No nap for me
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ just wait till we go snowboarding again , it's gonna be so much fun just don't do anything stupid or else it'll be bad
I want you now
Can we please go to dinner now .
If you see a fat hummer limo drivin around than yup , that's us
I love a little competition
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ ok sounds good !
I can feel myself gradually getting happier . I'm tired of being so bitchy ! This baby brings out the devil in me !
666 - you owe me something
So happy with my life right now
I love when Balfour comes in !!!! Rageeeeeeeee
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I'm holding you to that now
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ welcome to the dark side !
few more weeks until I get my belly pierced
Time to go burn off these Christmas cookies at basketball practice
I'm the asshole that eats all the cookie dough pieces in cookie dough ice cream
OMG , if we have school tomorrow I can go on my little adventure . ❄️⛄️
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ are satan .
I surprise myself every day in chemistry #91onmytest
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ that's what I thought Kev
Jack better be prepared for april fools day today
If what I heard is true about tonight ....
I always make the same mistake more than once just to make sure it really is a mistake
Alright Tucker 4 kicks
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ If I could go ... it would be me .
It feels so good having you call me and me ignoring your calls #sucka
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you , me , and danni gravel , Christmas break , it's on .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ and Katherine just said bitch while she stabbed someone in the neck with a syringe
everyone's gonna hate me tomorrow when they scroll through their twitter
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ lolz yup . People are disgusting I can't deal with them anymore
I hope you see that
More fun to be had by the people that stayed in Pullman , have fun at home guyz
Hahahahaha hope you see that subtweet
Big rivalry game tonight against Loveland at home ! Let's get it boys so we don't have practice on Saturday☔️ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_
I really don't wanna study for this test tomorrow . I just wanna cuddle
GOODNIGHT AND MAY GOD BLESS YOU A WONDERFUL NIGHT SLEEP & amp ; A HECK OF A MORNING & amp ; CHRISTMAS DAY W UR FAMILY & amp ; HAPPY NEW YEARS❤️
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ I'm on my way now hahahhahah waterfall is screaming my name
Turned my reader off
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ ALRIGHT LET'S GO LITTLE BITCH
Piercing tjs ears was a success . now it's wills turn ..
I hope when I get home next week _TWITTER-ENTITY_ surprises me with some flowers and chocolate or she's gonna die
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ how does it feel to be a conformer
Still needing a name for my car .. all I can come up with is Satan _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I gotcha buddy
Watching the titanic & amp ; forcing my sister to watch it with me ha ha ha
I'm a vampire
The coffee at Crosley's & gt ; & gt ; & gt ; #yummmm ☕️
Falling asleep on the phone with Jared is so cute because he is snoring love him
666 tweets #ahhhhhh
Hahahahahahahahaha alarm set for 5:30 am ... Try waking my ass up for practice now _TWITTER-ENTITY_ #CantBelieveIDidntKnow #clueless
Am I seriously cutting Codi's hair
Carly & amp ; I are going to hell . #nodoubt
Two cans of spray glitter , two cans of hot pink spray paint , an ex boyfriends beer pong table & amp ; my best friend ... _TWITTER-ENTITY_
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ maybe we are devils
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Nah , I just f'ing love their faces ... and bodies .... and accents .....
Lol I'm so mean .
Black Friday shopping with hannah bananah
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ as I'm sitting on your couch watching elf
Turned my dads read on without telling him haha
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ god is sending you a sign .... #fuckajob
Friday the 13th #tgif
still my favorite emoji
- You're too cute , and one of the best dressed guys in that county Were def hanging out again when I get back
I think _TWITTER-ENTITY_ appreciates my existence now
Love driving through puddles
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ have fun
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ cause you have no soul
Took the best nap .
✏✌✒❤ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ was here
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ well ... My married name is Lanzaro ... I stay on fb as maiden name so the PTA moms can't find me
I literally tell my parents everything . Almost to the point where they don't even wanna know . But they do
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ the devil
I would be a terrible bus driver
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ my favorite bring em homeee
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ oh you like this game ? Lets play
My plans for after work > & gt ; & gt ; & gt ; & gt ;
Also I'm on my way to Stillwater again
I swear I be ready to leave my brothers right in the middle of the mall , get in my car and drive away with no fucks given .
Cowboys vs bears tomorrow gonna be a good game _TWITTER-ENTITY_
I think Lauren's texting me while she's in the bath ..
The crown is still mine cause I drop ill rhymesA lot of rappers talk that murder shit and couldn't kill time
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ cause you're a hater !!
my dad just brought pizza to my room
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ purple 🆔
a blunt every night to end it off right
Oh and I got my good laugh in with my girls got me cryin
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ remember when you use to say that I was like the female version of you lolol
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ let's just say we will no longer have to deal with Ciara .... j/k I'm not that lucky lol
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ NO MACY YOUR SO PRETTY I LUV U .
Congrats to the varsity cheerleaders for winning the state champs title todaaaay !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ and I make fun of everyone .
Out tonight with my babies I can't wait
my mom needs to delete her search history on her computer #GuessWhosGettingUggsForChristmas
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ lets go to a football game together !
Anie is gonna die from the poison alcohol i just made her
My outfit again tomorrow & gt ; & gt ; ✌️
i got it all right here , no need to go anywhere
I'm not spending the night at home ...
Watch out west palm beach , me and _TWITTER-ENTITY_ are coming for you tonight ✋
On my way home motherfuckers
I'm going to order a bunch of plan cases so I can have bands sign them at warped
Time to play some naughty sand volleyball .. in the rain
Not crazy at all about this phone case . But it was half off and I needed protection so I settled . For now ...
First mirror lake up was a success #MuckFichigan #mirrorlakejump
I love this emoji
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ let be real more like
In 2014 _TWITTER-ENTITY_ will be mine !!
I wonder when _TWITTER-ENTITY_ is gonna blackmail me with all of the ugly pics he has of me on his phone ....
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ your going to school tomorrow or me & amp ; my sister will come to your house and drag you out of there .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ much appreciated bro
Tonight's gonna be fun
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I hope it ain't too scary .
What a fun night #turndownforwhat
It's always a good day when Indiana Wesleyan loses .. even better when we are the ones handing them two losses . ⚾
Hmmm instead of a sweet 16 maybe I'll do a simple 16
Please lord give me strength to wake up and go to church in the morning !!!! Every Sunday the devil tells me to stay home not tomorrow tho
\The peacocks , they're pretty , but they got a mean bite ! " "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ will be a brace face tomorrow .
Hoping my horoscope is right
Forever is having crazy deals
Got home and threw my contacts down the drain . BE GONE SATAN !!
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ just facetimed me and she looks HOT ! I can't wait to see the outfit in pics later ☺️❤️
Feeling very feisty today
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ p.s. Hope you're ready to get super trippy this weekend
AC bound ✌️ _TWITTER-ENTITY_
Jordan is going to wish she never joined this
We'll see about that
Second date I stood her up
I love snooping thru my moms texts . Is that only me ?
Did laundry , at the gym , just need some sun .... Go away rain #GTL
I know you hate to see me doing right
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ unless the class doesn't count for your major
Two more days till I see _TWITTER-ENTITY_ ⚾
\ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ : I'm going to get a girlfriend and make her think I like her just to use her for back scratches haha so evil " bekah ? "
I want a super duper cute relationship so everyone is jealous of me
American Horror Story
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ just joshin '
#wisewordsoJuliaGrady your dating a demon
Aye here we go
Since nick is now famous , I guess I should just say this \I HIT IT , I HIT IT , I HIT IT , I HIT IT , I HIT IT , I HIT IT , I HIT IT FIRST " "
Phone book flow this is some shit you'll never rip off ✌
Celebrating the end of the semester .
Lar letting me drive the Mercedes
Demorini CF6 you're now mine
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hehe lets make it as interesting as possible
- you're like a little sister to me and I love you !!!! I miss you tooo !
Don't believe me ? Say it again . I dare you
Morgans name is to swaq and fresh✨✔️〽️
My mom left me in the car to die after practice while she's going food shopping so I took off my shoes and knee brace .. That's her payback
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you're a real nice guy ya know that ?
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hehehe my phone was in my lockerr buddy
I'm tryna make the goose bumps on your inner thighs show
I can make the ugliest faces in the world , it should be a talent
Planning a spring break trip
Goodbye Beltran hopefully your vaginas alright
maybe I don't have a brain
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ telling me that the monster is my song last night & gt ; & gt ;
the faces that we made during those movies _TWITTER-ENTITY_
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Get out of bed and that doesn't apply to you .
If I could wear a football jersey every day , I would be so content .
Oh yeah that's right I have not one to share them with so I eat them all and I get fat as fuck .
I know what you did last summer ...
I love being that one person everyone feels the need to tell everything to . I hold tons of information & amp ; know everything about everyone .
I'll be bad to ya
Haunted Hollow tonight with _TWITTER-ENTITY_
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Dude I can honestly say the same goes for you . This is bad
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ it means you give up !
If you like me , then you are awesome ! If you don't like me , well then you are missing out because I am one badass mofo
I can't wait until Halloween
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ can't wait for the 7th though
Me and _TWITTER-ENTITY_ evil plans
mess with daddy's little girl you better be ready to die
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ decent . Ill see you loves at 630
I like people that have/ can make faces like emojis
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ yea he better find a cute way
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ why thank you
I miss Garry so much that's my bish
My , My . My do your wish she could .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ like we r hanging out this summer . K ? K . Hahehahehahe
Snapchat Me ? Lol Wut _TWITTER-ENTITY_ Reanna_x
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ tell us how you really feel !!
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ funny how much you know about satan isn't it ...
I bet you are ! Lmao we're getting the good stuff
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you're in for a treat in 7 minutes ...
already found what I'm getting Richard for Xmas
Happy hallows eve ladies and gentlemen
You would think after 19 years my mom would stop hiding my Christmas presents in her closet
how much you wanna bet me , he's gonna hate that he left me
Doing math and getting ready for the game !!
If _TWITTER-ENTITY_ is sleep imma be shitty she goes to bed way to early
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ JUST KIDDING
Having an intense loving session with Kristin's cat , it was licking my face and purring then it just decides to bite the crap out of me
I'm so cocky and arrogant man
Ravens game & amp ; dinner tonight with my favorites . _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_
Tomorrow I will have an on point outfit & amp ; an on point bottle
I hate John nobles . Wheeler over Nobles anyday
I'm one of the good guys
They jus closed the gates because there is so many people here #RavensNation #dedication
clicking shit for no reason ..
on the search for weed
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ SPENDING TWO MORE YEARS WITH ME IN THE BEST CITY : the best decision ever
Your stupidity makes me fantasize about propelling my right lower limb right up your genital area , specifically your reproduction sack ..
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ all of them
Hans driving better watch out .
everytime my brother ask if he can have a snack or play Xbox I tell him he can do whatever he wants #sorrymom
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I've seen you drive , you need all the refreshing you can get
Laid up with my favorite doggy Chayne
Got the house to myself till 9 tonight
Snap chat is so fun
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ only in your dreams
morning crew in the house tomorrow✌️
NYE in Vegas round 2 ! #leggo
I feel challenged when I go from number 1 to 2 on someone's snap chat
Gotta keep my eye on the prize
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ ok good , cause u lyke one of myh main niqqys
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ overconfident McKenzie , this won't even be a competition !!
12345- ready to get your Mormon ass here !!!!
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I've told him and told him . Make your mom call him . That'll get the job done . _TWITTER-ENTITY_
I just want a job that I can rock the red lipstick every day at
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I'm creepy and DMed you about it
Haunted house tonight
My flashlight on my phone blinding _TWITTER-ENTITY_ & gt ; & gt ; & gt ;
What i want want want is what u want want want .... Come here rude boy
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I GET BRAINS ! TERRORITS !
someone hang with me bc ungrounded ❤️
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ bahahaha .. More than a little close (; #MyBoo #LoveYou ❤️ ahhhh your the best
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I want to put them I front of her door so she can fall on get face
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ oh yeah , well I love you more .
you seem so funny but we never talk at all ! gotta change that .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ come here .
just saw _TWITTER-ENTITY_ Facebook
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ congrats on graduating today !! If you ever teach my kids I'll make sure they harass the shit outta you
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ yeah I still have all of those so it could be a lot worse hehe LUV U #hbd
I'm glad I work with people who will do as I say
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ your mind is a powerful thing , you just have to meditate and unlock your full potential
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ then your turn
\You know when you're trying to take an ugly snap chat but you don't want to make it too ugly but still kind of semi-ugly ? " _TWITTER-ENTITY_ "
monsters university with the fam❤
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ bahaha that thing looks like its going to eat you I hope you bring jan with you again when you come down ☺ #girlsday
I'm finally the one bringing _TWITTER-ENTITY_ home tonight so #lifeiscomplete
PNG tonight to see my bfffff _TWITTER-ENTITY_
I'm redeeming myself this weekend at the park !
I plan on sending _TWITTER-ENTITY_ snapchats of her street every time I go to the mall
First day of pads and in bruised all over hahah let's get it though
I haven't had homework in a while
Just got the best idea ever
I subtweet Brad too much
I'm going to bribe my mom to switch upgrade dates with me so I can get the iPhone 5s
Come home to an empty house and dinners cooked ... I guess my mom won't get hit tonight
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ you guys already found each other
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ mwaha I did it before
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ muwahahaha .
Iss there any boys around that know how to make a girll feel , thatt wanna make a girl feel , make her feel gooddd
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ eats third world babies dipped in wasabi like they're sushi rolls then yells at baby kitten becuz she's ugly ☺️
Should be a good night
Logan just loves my mood swings !!
So excited for tonight
One hour till NYE ...
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hey man . I know
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ lmao , I gotta sacrifice someone's soul or body or something like that
Dad got me new sub and bluetooth
you're my favorite one of trevors current girlfriends
i ALWAYS make Caitlin be the big spoon
Not with it , we gotta light you up
I have a love/hate relationship towards Tyler the creator
Tonight was a success & gt ; & gt ; & gt ;
It's time . Bye .
S/O to _TWITTER-ENTITY_ and _TWITTER-ENTITY_ for being awesome bigs !
If only I knew how to Hotwire a car
You think I don't know
15 days 10 hours 58 minutes _TWITTER-ENTITY_ ❤☀⚓1⃣5⃣ 1⃣0⃣ 5⃣8⃣
I can't wait to race tomorrow
Dexters coming to naples so weird haha
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ so that's how I can kill you . Make you fall in love with me then ill walk away
Friday the 13 ,
Shuttup ya peasants , there'll be school tomorrow .
13 more minutes #hornedfrogs
tonight will go down in history
When I pretend that I don't want to talk to goodie she wants to talk to me
and all the girlies say I'm pretty fly for a white guy
we had a tiger carcass at our pep rally #BEATLA
Vampire diaries tonight
I better get drafted first round
Ally has a Ouiji board .. It's on
James without the headband
I love blocking peoples numbers
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I will help
Off to panera
im beginning to feel like a rap goddddd
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ doesn't matter as long as its 1 size too small .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ we can make vines together one day . Beautiful little vines
This is my favorite time of year
What kind of trouble can I get into tonight ?!
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Oh snap . Lauren's getting feisty . Punch them !!!
Finally meeting Kevin's girlfriend tonight !!!!!
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ don't remember that
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ it's cause I was his camp counsellor
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I talk to you when I want anal so sorry .
She favorited my tweet , she must want the d
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ are you sure ?
got the 5c
i wish the sun valley girls could play chi in football
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ my scar doctor wanted to check up on my scar , and i feel sooo sick so now my moms bringing my paradise
who wants to hangout tonight
WOOO CANT WAIT TO SEE _TWITTER-ENTITY_
freaks on my tl
I feel like _TWITTER-ENTITY_ and I are so much alike .
Okay I'm done because I'm better so whatever . ❤️
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ or the awkward moment when your their bestfriend but their not yours ... It's like
- how I feel in this exact moment .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ have fun ! I have stories for you though
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ yah what he said
I'm loved , mwuahahah ! Fuck your self !
Let the pranks begin
omggggggg I just realized that AHS is on tonight
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ muahahaha no don't be afraid
just tricked my mom into buying chopsticks at the giant
To the guy in my house who brought the white noise machine , you and your mommy issues CAN GET GONE .
If you have a Droid , like a Droid , or are in anyway associated with Droid , the devils got a special place for you .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ tell me something I don't already know
“ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ : I'm great at having sex and cooking . So , like , why am I not married ? Oh yeah . Because NEVER . ” Haha
that's so cute it really isbut I'm cuter I really am
Annnnnnd we have a winner ! You just made my ever so popular and exclusive SHIT LIST ! Congrats ! I'm gonna be your fucking nightmare
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahahaha Alie you're right
I'm taking this thing to the movies with me later
Haha I'm happy to say I know how I'm going to direct this one
I've never burned anything from an ex boyfriend before ... But I think this time I will ..
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ my rivalllllll #CantWait !
Good thing they didn't check the trunk !!!
I wish _TWITTER-ENTITY_ was the most famous person in the world bc SHE DESERVES ALL THE ATTN ESPECIALLY WHEN IN PSYCHO MODE #psycholife #
Ready for a nice 12-10 ... not . ❌ #imsolame
Going over to _TWITTER-ENTITY_ house for GTA V marathon tonight ! Bowmen game too then back to the marathon
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you'll go down deep for lying .
Get em girl _TWITTER-ENTITY_
Welcome to the life of Mamba
First day of school
Momma always told me I was crazy and my say I'm amazing but I don't listen to no lady
: you're mean to me but I'll always love ya , you're like my big brother and ill always have your back no matter what
I just love this emoji
Hoping my dad will get my McDonald's breakfast #fatgirltweet
That student section . All me and Lauren !!
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I'm not even gonna lie it was like the worst thing of my life but I mean everyone has different experiences with it hehe❤
hehehehe shopping time
Two more minutes of my break .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ love you too ! sturgis ?!
Imma join the bandwagon .. Quote with a pic of me and you ..
who wants to get fucked up tn
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you were never funny
I will be a different race by the time I leave Florida I am determined
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahah he deserves it
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Tell your roommates I get ready ...
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ idk he sounds pretty dumb
You ain't never met a bitch like me . ✌
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ when living life for your own pleasure there really is no reason for confessions
My emotions on awkward coming on ✌️❤️
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I recall u tweeting awhile ago u were going to bed
Been sitting in the bath tub for an hour
Bleaching my converse✌
I'm deff feelin some wine tonight
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ so then I can hit you with the gum band again
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I got to work next weekend
Looks like we've decided on thing 1 and thing 2 for Halloween
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I know who's not getting a cookie tomorrow !
So ready for this season !
Don't mess with someone who has ugly/embarrassing photos of you
I just took Luke lunch at work and he told me to go home and take a shower . I'm not going to .
It'll be krazier than ever
Packing for Disney !! #pumped
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ good I always wanted blue eyes but Nate always said I didn't have blue , he did . we fought about it hahaha
I tapped my dog in my room he's sleeping with me and cuddling . I don't give a fuck what he thinks
Saw my old vice principal driving today and made a face at him in my car hehe
Since I don't feel like doing the paper , I'll do my math homework
If I have a kid like me , heaven help me ..
It's so hard to explain being agnostic to some people and like all the logistics so I say I'm a satanist sometimes
The picture Kadie just found & gt ; & gt ; & gt ; #goodlawd
Almost time to get twisted up
Whose turnin up this weekend ?!
I got the best rotation mawhahaha
It's been 4 hours and I'm already going crazy missing my babe☺
Bout to switch the game up a little bit
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I will force my mom to take us
Getting a tattoo
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ or a gallon of juice from Kroger . That would be so priceless !!!
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ does he have a hot date tonight
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ when do you post these things ....? you're so sneaky
FINALLY get to do an evaluation on my boss ' performance
Cincinnati bound with my girl _TWITTER-ENTITY_ for the Goo Goo Dolls and Matchbox 20 !
Smooth guy offers his window seat to hot chick . Bet he wouldn't have offered if it was a guy
To excited for Ultra !!!!! ✨✌
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ awwww girl I miss you and your epic personality , I shall visit u soon
I hope you mean me .
Feelin to good
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I have a gift for you see you at the Latin banquet !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ texxxxxxt me !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ damn . Ill get you one my Beka boo my babyy < 3 shall I have a chat with this j swizzle you speak of ?
Just stalked Austin on Insta
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I have a good friend . ☝️
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Wow , that's intense ! Now I'm too scared to go to sleep .
My future mother-in-law and I have an unhealthy addiction to Hells Kitchen
Sleepover with _TWITTER-ENTITY_ ☺
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ go to brueggers
#ConfessYourUnpopularOpinion chocolate milk is completely disgusting
I am honored to be _TWITTER-ENTITY_ first tweet . Yeahhhhh , motha ' fucka'!
So I love my wittle angel _TWITTER-ENTITY_
HAHAHA , let me not get my hopes up too high just yet !
Spontaneous decision to go home today ! _TWITTER-ENTITY_
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ what the Hell r u doing up at this hour ?!!??
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ so you really are scared , eh ?
Reunited with _TWITTER-ENTITY_
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ go to bed .
I'm sooo impatient ! If you say your gonna be here at a time you better be here or else I will go off on you just sayingg !
Hey _TWITTER-ENTITY_ you guys mind overnighting me a catalog , internets out
I just wanna lay outside in the grass but it's wet as fuck .
In the dark I see visions of you
Bike ride with _TWITTER-ENTITY_
I can make red less of color and more of a hobby
You're right , and guess what ? I like it
3 i miss you so much and soccer is always a blast cause I harass you but ily
I love messing with people haha
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I can
I can't wait to see Tanner the 26th
Words are my favorite weapons
You're weird , I like that
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahaha I shall send you screenshots
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ God has answered my prayers all we need is Paige to take a tumble now
Just ate the most deliciously disgusting Oreo brownie . Oh my lord . Someone help me
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ mine to
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ i beat _TWITTER-ENTITY_ arm wrestling
One of the best games I've watched this season was the Auburn & amp ; Texas A & M game
2 chains is in this SVU episode
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ it will be Friday
Cant wait for Tcu vs Lsu in an hour #gofrogs
Dustin's going to be sorry if he goes to bed this early
I dyed my hair pink the night before senior pictures gagaha My mom doesn't know yet
shine bright like a demon _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ ⭐
Gosh I love my school #EMAW
Making my mom watch The Walking Dead !
I have to make it to 8k tweets tonight
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ definitely hoping to sometime soon
Truth be told , I miss you . And truth be told , I'm lying
I'm so psycho mwahahahaha
you're gorgeous . I miss how close we used to be . I miss you so much . text me b .
After a perfect night I think it's time for some ink therapy
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ me !!!!!
& lt ; -- I make this face about 5 times an hour .
I Alway Get What I Want
I can’t even walk around my house at night now without being scared how the heck am I going to tomorrow after #Insidious2
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ bahaha me right now
Here's to never growing up .
IM SO PUMPED FOR MY GAME LATER⚾ #LEGGO
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ does this mean your coming home early ?!!!?!!! COME HOME
When _TWITTER-ENTITY_ tells you you're a bad person you KNOW you're a bad person .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ not if you livin w me
Last night was fun
Hahah I'm so weird
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Me either less then a week and we'll be together ✨
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I will off someone if you drop #B3 before Xmas
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahahaha . Rest up ! It's been like ! Missed ya !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ yes it is
yayyy sophs ungrounded & amp ; coming too turn up with meee
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Same here
I really don't know you but you know grace so you gotta be chill
just got 40 bucks
So this is how it feels to be a dysfunctional human being ~ ⭐
I have one football player tagging along with me so far for cheer's competition on Saturday ✔
Adam is massaging my feet
FUCK YEAH . Proud to be from Baltimore . We did it for Ray Lewis
Straightener my hair tonight so I don't have to in the morning before work
I Gotta Give This New Thing A Chance Like Kayla Said
I absolutely love how the top 3 people I text all have nicknames & amp ; emojis . Pussy Pop , Demon Boy , and Boss Ass Bitch
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ oh no , I'm so scared
Football game then hopefully insidious 2 !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ ahhh yay ! I forgot you're finally an adult ! corruption coming your way
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ they had to know the real you ! do they call you that now ?!
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Raise hell ! \Then grinch got a wonderful , awful idea " .... "
My sister found a centipede in her clothes mwuahahaha #suckstosuck
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I AM
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ more excited for the tailgate
So excited , now Avery will always drive #imchillen
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ okay this is my last time trying to tweet you ( for today ) but can't wait to see you all tomorrow in Michigan _TWITTER-ENTITY_
It's mischief night ... Time to be mischievous with some silly string .
Bouta go fix the sled snow more please
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ If it floats your boat then sail with it .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Exactly , PLUR is getting dumb and old we need something new or just the complete opposite of PLUR .
So happy Shane offered to pay for my meal after he realized he had _TWITTER-ENTITY_ ' s debit card
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ lol as soon as I seen it i knew it was your boobies
MY BIG IS THE BEST BIG EVER NO QUESTIONS BOUT IT ❤️ _TWITTER-ENTITY_
I just want some McDonald's hot chocolate
Text or dm me while I study even if we're not close we can become friends
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I'm a horn dog
He asked him if I could kick it tonight , I said yeah then bailed ... Tables are turned my friend
I be stuntin like my daddy
all my friends are alcoholics
I can't wait for everyone to see mine & amp ; _TWITTER-ENTITY_ outfits for the game tomorrow ... we're going ALL OUT & amp ; we're gonna look RIDICULOUS .
about to do the most wrong immoral thing I've ever done
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ You get picked on that much ?
The only thing that is making my day is I have fruit snacks in my lunch lol
Our total at McDonald's is $6.66
Currently sitting on Ryan .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I'm every where
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ girl , you are subtweeting like a maniac . who are you talking about ?
With the kids all nighttt
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ HOW DARE YOU NOT RESPOND TO MY TEXT
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ I'm the friend she's facetiming
I'm gonna get this homework done by 12:00
I feel like doing something rebellious .
This dream that I just had was sooooooooooooooooo damn intense !!! I need some water , a shower , a damn walk !!! It was hot and heavy
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ DONT WORRY . I will visit you as often as possible . You will never get rid if me . ❤️
Don't want to let let you down but I am he'll bound
Sarah's tweets get me so excited and make me wanna whoop a bitch
WHOSE READY FOR HARD
I hate fighting , with the ☝️ person that makes me happy .
17 days til I get my braces off
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ what days are you working ugh i'm so excited you're coming back for christmas
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you never know what I'll get you
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you should have already knew thatttt
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Forrest , you're not even ready for this be prepared to loseeee
You can hate all you want but the bad girls club is one of my favorite shows #HBIC
Shout out to all the kooks who pick their nose in their car .. I SEE you
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahaha I know IM SOOOO BORED . Can't wait to do weird stuff When were back
More excited for after the game than I am for the actual game .
And if you think my best friend doesn't tell me what you guys say about me your wrong cuz she's my best friend #mwahah #youallsuck
I can't wait for Halloween .
I wish _TWITTER-ENTITY_ wasn't at work in need her help creepin
I can't wait to go to Lloyd
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ good girl adrianna
Can't let him know I miss him as much as I do ..... I shall win this battle !
I swear my girl always has my back
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ yippeee !
kels has the Beemer
Lucky to always have _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ and _TWITTER-ENTITY_ looking out for for me on the low
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ but we are talking vw love . Sit down be quiet and enjoy the pictures ❤
Spending Money is such a bad addiction
just bought the most perfect witchy dress ever
Better than Ohio though
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ looked alright lol
nervous and excited and totally aware of how stupid this is
#ThatAwkwardMoment when my cousin and I can only bond over both having a bad attitude
Mom woulda loved it
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ let the games begin .
Ur very pretty ! And we should talk again
lol totally kidding im definently not gonna be doing my homework when i could be sleeping . im a little crazy sometimes .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I've been hiding .
Going to see The Conjuring tonight
I just wanna kill you and your family and your friends fuck it if I hate you hide hahaha
Lol daddy won't be talking crap when he's paying tuition
If only you knew
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ what have you turned into !
Crazy that this school year is almost over . In a few months it'll be warm weather and hoodrats doing hoodrat things
If batman and superman are fighting in the next movie all I'm saying is batman better kick superman's ass .
Or choose which side you want to be on . I strongly suggest the nice side .
Gonna make it so awkward at lunch today
Wow , tonight's gonna go down in the books ✈️
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you never text me back so F you
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ it's not him either !! Don't ruin it for everyone , but it's not him !! And I'm not telling
my boyfriend's so perfect , lol ☺
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I'm ready to play you .
Some people are so easily manipulated
CAN IT BE FRIDAY PLZ
Me & amp ; _TWITTER-ENTITY_ can be so bitchy together .... And I love it
never hated someone like i hate you
Off to Lake Tahoe
I miss fh so much and I'm looking forward go lax with you
I kissed her inner thigh . Closed my eyes , she began to make me fish . She like to go the mile , all the while I could see her tear a bit
definitely stealing my moms iPad
Just set my school alarm . I can't wait to get to turn it off and go right back to sleep #satisfaction ⏰
Get me to halloween
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ good thing I'm coming to Pitt tomorrow . I'm in the mood to beat the snot of of some whiney little cunts .
Writing this final paper , then the only thing standing in the way of my summer is a math exam ☀ #soclose
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ I think mike wears the he tells you the way it is
brb me & amp ; sydney are gonna go shoot up a couple places . but we won't get caught .
Fuckin shit up in horde right now
Peyton thinks she's funny
Take your vitamins .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ ha ! Chicken fucker
And that's what we like to do .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ yesssssssss ! We have 48 hours to think of a master plan
Gossip girl is getting intense I love it !!
Just hacked someone ... This will be interesting
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you're mine
Pregaming with the nervas
Why am I sucha derp ? I wanna be all like but I'm really all like
Hannah really isn't moving . GOT Y'ALL HAHAHAHAHAHHSSHHA
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ me either !! hehe
A HAUNTED HOUSE IS ON NETFLIX !!
If we come out like this next week against Dallas , we'll be unstoppable . And I'd like nothing better than to crush the cowgirls .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ keep it up . #karmas a bitch Kia
I showed my team darkside tonight
Do you balls hang low do they wobble to the floor do they shine in the light is it platinum is it gold
Or a demonic elf , either one
my birfffday is in 2 dayzz
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ No , thank YOU .
I need to go to Five Guys again !
Eavesdropping on this girls interview
Favorite this if you are cool . I'm looking for cool people for something
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ don't even think I'm not ready !
I could never get back together with someone who cheated on me and if I did it'd only be to get them back then dump them after
I have a gf a wife a husband and a mistress . #hollaatyagurl
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ who are you ?
I wanna dye my hair back tomorrow . I feel pretty when my hair is dark and lately I'm not feeling too hot . Physically and emotionally .
Don't hate on me but finally got emoji
God looking at all these girls in bikinis are making me so fucking hard
Can't wait to put more work into the car
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ I want to build a hut in her cleavage so that when I step out the house I'm right there on her nipples .
Who will stop me ?
No one will ever beat me in the Disney category on quiz up
My goal before senior year is to get that school librarian fired #drivesmecrazy
Watching The Devils Advocate
Don't worry I'm just better than you ... at everything
Movies to see Monsters University so stoked !! #BigKid wish _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ were going #LoveYall
Search and destroy
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ ask Z what day I can come on a meet for me ☝️
I've created a nightmare with the same sleep schedule as me #mia #butwerecute
Had a dream last night that I was Katniss and Peeta was in it and Andy was Gale . You can guess who was angry about that ... #TeamPeeta
I don't know what I want to do tonight . Decisions decisions ..
Thinking of a master plan
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ haha seriously ?! I'm glad you didn't
Halloween Horror Nights today !!! #halloweenhorrornights
Hey , Amish Peach Salsa . Remember me ? I'm back
Why do I get told that I'm so intimidating by guys ? #amnot #wellkinda
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ You really gotta stop leaving your phone around
Don't flip out on me randomly bc i promise you I WILL win that contest
I hate _TWITTER-ENTITY_ right now . I hope a clown gets him during his sleep .
I love creeping on people
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you are going to go through Sun Devil lifestyle withdrawal . ☀️
We need Ryan Kelly back ...........
Every man has his demons ; you either learn from them or embrace them
I love emojis .
\ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ : The Call is a good ass movie " i watched it two days ago i freaking LOVE IT . "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ cock is back !!!!
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ haha why would I do that when u can just get all of you guys to sing it against your will
Finding my inner Emily Thorn . God I'm going to love every minute of this .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I remember a few times we would get in trouble together lol , especially in summer school . Double trouble
I could care less who wins the game today , but if I had to pick it would definitely be ASU .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ yeah come to Bruce's for my bday
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ thanks for retweeting us bby
so whose gettin me these 6s early
Feels good when graduate students ask me to edit their papers and I tell them to pay me first #hustler
C'mon someone get another and 1 so I can tweet it and say it really loud
game vs . _TWITTER-ENTITY_
Tempted to keep/try out the gift _TWITTER-ENTITY_ and _TWITTER-ENTITY_ got for _TWITTER-ENTITY_ , tonight .
I'm fried and it was only the first day on the beach . 6 more days
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ thinks I'm bein positive by wantin to drown people in a pool of their own blood ... I'm glad someone thinks like I do
My brother has been out of the house since October .. And non of his shit is gone .. Throwing it all in bags and bringing it him .. #HereWeGo
I knew we'd bring it back
am I the only girl that would do bad things to _TWITTER-ENTITY_
the world is not prepared for when I turn 21
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ lover you cutie can't wait to snug lata leave me room
Mom and dad is leaving for Vegas this week #ohhhyeahhh
Vlad makes me do stupid things .... but it feels so good
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ thankkkkk yaa
you know what . how bout we have our own hunger games with the group
Mötley Crüe would approve of me . And that's all that matters
Reuniting with Kristin tonight , bffff
Those KDS rugrats
I'm pretty positive me & amp ; oomf won't associate anymore after this weekend #gonnabewildaf #sorryboutit
My managers don't appreciate when I visit Mitch at work
But the purple is back in action baby
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ okay fine I'll leave right now
My numbers don't lie check the scoreboard
well the devil is home ... Hi mom
Accomplished a 2 hour nap today
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ better have some shots for me !! ☀️
Already know in getting Season 3 of Walking Dead for Christmas
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ YAYYY , I have a game at 3 then I'm coming to yor game at 5 we should hit the parks tonight
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ no ya don't hahahaha
Happy New Year ! I'll be celebrating at the one and only AVALON ! can't wait to bring on 2014 ! Everyone be safe , DONT DRIVE DRUNK ! Cheers !
Always a good time with Milly mills
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ looks like me and u gonna be hanging out lots huh
Waiting for that moment
Honestly I'm so excited to go to my aunts and play Xbox one & amp ; ps4 .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ better hope you hold on to the ski lift tight
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you should probably shut the fuck up . We will kick yo asses next time
Make me your Aphrodite , make me your one and only , but don't make me your enemy
my mom might be getting the most adorable cat ever ... like this cat is the type of cat ive always wanted so I just might have to steal it
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ oh my god haha hail satan
I can't beef with no broke boy .
Drew is just realizing I'm crazy
“ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ : I love being so close with someone , that you insult each other all the time and never get offended . ” _TWITTER-ENTITY_
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you won't win either way & amp ; neither will your team .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I'm glad you got a kick out of that haha , more like this though
I want my roommate and I want her now 516 FOR LYFE _TWITTER-ENTITY_
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ things you learn at purple church ...
S/o to _TWITTER-ENTITY_ for being my absolute best friend that I can tell anything to . I love you to death . And I can't wait for NY . OF bby
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ My love for you is like chocolate ... It will melt away as soon as something hotter comes along
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ there's no impact .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ there just so funny
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ bish ! I have plenty of you
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Bahahaha mom and dad died when I told them I texted you that and then mom called me gacha of course ..
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ let's just say .. There would be one big fry that'd be my favorite one to eat
ok done with the Eminem tweets .. for now ..
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I'm so funny
Hanna and I have boots on
If you tweet about auburn tonight , you will get a favorite from me no matter what doe #WDE
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ pwease and were making _TWITTER-ENTITY_ come
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I'll take it into consideration . But I like it here
Shandi thinks I couldn't make her want to listen to FOB but she's wrong .
you are gorg and I love love love your hair ! you seem super nice we should talk more
It feels so good to beat _TWITTER-ENTITY_ in video games . Mwahahahaha - feeling successful
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I'll put it right beside your Christmas tree .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ burning them is so much more fun
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ im in the middle as we speak
This weather is perf , especially for Friday the 13th
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ then go to bed silly
Moms always pissed cause I fuck the Oreos up .
Seriously so happy to have dark hair again .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you're welcome love
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ Haha ! Yup ! You said it ! OMG ! Sexy ... mmmmm
Seriously wishing I could post all these videos I have of _TWITTER-ENTITY_ for her bday tomorrow ! Muahaha
Any header so sick
Same state as my boys tho
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ We're bad kids .
Bring me dq , I'll love you forever
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ oh I bought new ones just for Winona . Their purple
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you lucky little ...
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Hmu sometime
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ retweets 4 dayzzzzz
That isn't needed but it is
4K whuttttttt ?!?!?! i guess since im popular i should proboly give a shoutout to _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ and my fav _TWITTER-ENTITY_ ❤
Sprayed my whole house to kill any spiders , I may have gone a little poison happy but no little suckers will be crawling around now
My hairs gotten longgBut , still not long enough
Single is fun
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ bahahahahaha ✌
One week since discharge and I'm back at it .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I knew it
I love/hate you nightlife .
Tricked my mother into washing my body , mwahahaha . #RubADubDub
Blasting Best Song Ever in the car
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ call me & amp ; ask dad if I can
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I still love you .
You never know what I'm capable of
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you have until midnight
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ could we fire some pizza hut drivers and hire them on to deliver me shakes !
Everyone has issues
No one understands how excited I am for The Fosters to come back on
Track season begins now
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I haven't it's saved in my photos
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ running stairs tomorrow . It's on Twitter now so you can't back out
I save my weirdest snap chats for _TWITTER-ENTITY_
None of the pictures that were taken tonight are acceptable for social networkings
If I turn into trouble , at least I warned you .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ pork chop
Everything I tweet IS NOT about you !!! Just ask my friends who hate you . gahd .
Why is bad santa on
Exactly one week and I'll be in Las Vegas
it's NICE $
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ for now
I really wish I could say I was mad about staying 2 hours late at work today
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ well duh
Fuck with me you know i got it
And for that paper all the wrong things sound right
Why is everyone using this face now -- >
- where have you been ?! I miss you
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ I love the fall festivities and what the night may bring
Polo rugby with the Tims laced
This should be funn
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Well , I think you would let me so tell me where you live !!
lol lets see how later is gonna be
I am a Bama fan today for one very simple reason ... I HATE NOTRE DAME !
me n shelby were waaaay too into that game
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ #k
Go to Math or go to the pool ... I hate math so pool it is ! ☀
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ \I don't usually date guys , I just talk to them . But you were different . " "
I feel the urge to tweet a lot tonight
people really shouldn't take pictures on my phone ..
I'm ready to go home ..
I feel like watching a scary movie
Back to the old ways
That's so cute
I have the best present to get ava
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ me too oh god
Wrapping Christmas presents
I think we had a little but too much fun
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I wish it would have stung you
this guy sitting next to me smells like straight dank .. #ILoveCollege
I can't even with you right now leave my sights
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ what does it do ?
I'm forcing my mom to give me piggy back rides everywhere
Sun Devil Nation
Won our soccer game 4-1 tho
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I'm comming along
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ I'm a little concerned at the level of evil here ...
Be careful what you wish for
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ still can't wait to talk shit to you all game I won't eat to much pizza I promise
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ am I ever ?
I've only met you once but you're cool and pretty
GTA 5 all day every dayyyyy .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ sorry Bethany I didn't mean to steal him .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I debated quote tweeting you with the pic but I valued my life more
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ way ahead of you
Good luck to the cheerleaders today
Excited to see everyone out in Racine tonight
Sooo today someone told me i look like Sadie off of Duck Dynasty ! #compliment
I'm not included in anything thats free here because I'm technically not employed here . Ill remember that next time you need my help .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ am not
96- you're really nice and we should hang sometime
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ pretty much hahaha you guys are freaks
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Nope I'm not
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I already have a plan I'm texting you now
6 cameras and counting
Getting inked soon
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ come to Chicago .... Downtown Chicago . Me and my Friends shall be waiting .
I'm not going to fucking sit around and waste my life waiting on you ✌️ #sorrynotsorry #mothafucka
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ come plaaaaaay ! ☺
STOP BLOWIN UP MY PHONE FOR A THREESOME THAT WILL NEVER HAPPEN . Ready to bust my phone against the all ... And some nuts cantevensleep
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ okay and of course not , we're gonna be the troublemakers
And I grind to get where I'm at
Time for the shoutout #TBLightning
Didn't even get ID'ed
Alfie needs to come back ... I was set on getting the little guy but he wandered off somewhere . Come back & amp ; let me love you .
Preparing myself for the food coma i will be in after this dinner
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I will BITE YOU
can hurry up and get to the gym _TWITTER-ENTITY_
My mom warned me that I shouldn't instigate my sister anymore because ow she's strong and can take me . " Oookay mom "
It's always a constant war me against my parents and I win EVERYTIME
Nanski got me ping pong balls and cups for Christmas
I'm the ass of the joke now but soon you all won't be laughing
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ oh you little rascal
Got enrolled in all the classes I wanted and only one class on Friday
Ok somebody text meeeee
by now I'm just playing games in your head
The look on MY face when I sign out and leave my register & gt ; & gt ; & gt ;
I totally just creeped in Sarah's twitter
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ oh it's on
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Your \welcum " I always have a better day when the time " cums " to be watchin one of ur really fuckin hot scenes lovely ! "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I love you babbe , now bring me to breakfast
guys keep trying to talk to me , like no leave I have who I want .. well he's not mine but he's mine ✋
I will get chickfila or Starbucks today . I will
Curious as too see what will happen this weekend
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ no sluts are allowed to be on Southdale . #FriendlyReminder
naps after school is such a vicious cycle and its pulled me in
\Hmm , how should I feel about this ?... oh wait , I have no feelings . " "
Just said my name was Solange at Friday's
I'm waiting Kara
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ someone needed a warning no one wants the wrath of angry Cassidy & gt ;
It's this means no laws , then I need to know ASAP ?! Successfully getting away with murder is on my bucket list & amp ; I have someone in mind .
I have so much blackmail of selfies people took on my phone
I like making boys feel dumb
good luck to everyone getting rushed this week .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I used my amazing photoshop skills to get rid of my ugly co workers
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Soon you'll be able to come out and rage with us
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ that face is perfect for me
If being a packer fan wasn't like a religion here , I would honestly consider moving here . #Greenbay
Just got my bottle of Jäger
It's burning up in here .. Prolly my hotness
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ try meeee
Weatherman said we'd only see like 10 snowflakes but they were wrong . They also said it wouldn't stick . Perhaps they will also be wrong ❄️
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ yeah right no one knows kel long
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Jesus fuck , better be plenty of coke to go around
Boy I'm settin my sights on you and by the time I am through , you aren't even on a know what hit ya
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ yeah good one lol . It's whatev . If I ever see you blacked out drunk . You know what's comin
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ oh I plan on it thanks gorgeous
\yeah but you dated me ? Makes perfect sense " " everybody makes mistakes & amp ; that was the biggest one I've ever made " why am I such a bitch "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I'm sorry I don't feel the same way
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ i prolly will . Its for tkd tho not mma . But the black belt division is so much better . Kicks to the head are legal
At Christmas #3
1 more week until my return
Just commented on all of jacks photos to Piss him off
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hey bae
Spencer left his beats at my house and he's locked up for 30 days
Finished all of Season 8
I wish he would
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ all well
My mom is trying to help me find where my dad hid my presents , gotta love her
I always think lane doesn't text me back ... But it's actually me who doesn't .. #whoops
EVERYBODY BETTER BE AT THIS VOLLEYBALL GAME TONIGHT LETS GET IT .
I'm a HORRIBLE human being .
Those moments when _TWITTER-ENTITY_ gets excited about something and than you crush his hopes
This is Halloween
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I do what I do fucking best
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hung out with that dude last night . Was pretty chill
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I will when I get home !
Happy Vampire Day
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ night big boy much love
It's a Sunday in Utah and I'm not at church this morning
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ lmao that's why you have to be careful what you snap chat #nothingseversafe #mwahhaa
Maybe I'll release my second favorite at like 8:30 -9 tomorrow night
Two can play this game
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ bobby you told me you would tell me if you were up for eating !!!!
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ he he he it's kinda like you're tweeted his tweet about a long phone call and then posted one .. You did it to your slelf
i am such a little sassy asshole
Seven days 🅰 #pll
I'm gonna chop off my hair .
You wanna play this game , that's perfectly okay with me
I swear driving stick brings out my inner badass #sorry #canthelpit
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I don't think so hahaha
What _TWITTER-ENTITY_ & amp ; I talk about is literally not okay .. If people read them they would think we are gross and insane
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ it's so on
Just like that its tied
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ YES we are ! Lets get turnt upppp
On a bright side , a nigga can't wait to see his mama today ! It's been a year and 2 weeks . It's long over due for hugs and kisses
I might not be the brightest but I believe I just figured it all out
Last group presentation of the semester DONE . celebratory snowstorm please ❄⛄
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you're done for .
Peyton wants his redemption
- your honestly a faggie but I love you to the moon and back , I would do anything for you if I could ❤️ selfie shoot is friday look hot
I'm just glad you realized you can't live without me mauahahha
Excited for fun with _TWITTER-ENTITY_ tonight
hahaaa this hoodie has finger holes
I am the #malekesha got that glitter on my eyes , jeans ripped all up the sides , lookin sick and sexified
- I love you to death
Every saint has a past , every sinner has a future .
I want a mirror above my bed
One of the only things I missed was being with Lisa and Ali
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Is that a dare ?
Gas prices fluctuate like my ex's bipolarness . #OopsIDidntSayThat .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ ** psychologist
“ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ : My newsfeed has nothing but Luke Bryan on it omg stop please” NEVER
Peesh got me all the perfect gifts
They all look the same in the dark
76- I feel like I know you from somewhere !
It's always your favorite sin that does you in .
Gonna suck waking up tomorrow for school #OHWAIT
This is one interesting house design conversation _TWITTER-ENTITY_ #DictatorIan
out with my ladies _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_
Mom bought me the hobbit now I can watch it again before seeing the new one
My boyfriend is coming with me to my tournament this weekend
Your boys texting me now you dumb bitch
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ this is true girl mhmmmm .... OH DREWWWWW
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ youzzz evil
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ someone wants something .....
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ THEY SAY BEST FRIEND MAKE THE BEST COUPLES
like leave my man alone ? it's not that hard ✋
making Trevor listen to my music the whole there
Fucking sharks who can like them ... They drive me battie
Happy 18th to _TWITTER-ENTITY_ now lets go to a strip club !!!!
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahaha you're ridiculous
: you seem nice and you're pretty but idrk you
Let the Scrabble battle begin
This thing is a beastie
I'm friends with the monster under my bed
I've been so bad
you're so pretty and we used to be so so close . I miss it
only 15 days of school until winter break
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I will ! And you can't do anything about it
Student strike if we have school tomorrow #EQUALITY
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ can't wait to see Blair tomorrow
I'm happy , no sleep yet
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you told me to little devil
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ scared ?
Getting a sweet tea before Meg B's lololol
so excited to see this
Hate hate hate . Daouble hate .. LOATHEEEE ENTIRELY
S/o to _TWITTER-ENTITY_ and _TWITTER-ENTITY_
I'm gonna kill Nadia to
I'm about to spam all of you on snapchat today
Anna I love your drunk ass
When I'm a teacher I'm going to have to delete my social media or keep it 100% professional . I may as well get my obnoxiousness out now
15 more mins of hell
if I don't like someone instead of being outright rude when I need to say something about them I don't capitalize their name
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ prove it
Dad already planning my spring break for when I'm a senior #florida
Am I the only one that tries mosh in my car when I hear a breakdown ?!
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ gimp gimp gimp
“ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ : I WAS having such a good day ” shut up . you're still having a good day . you're with me and we just got $16 of Taco Bell
I wanna eat candy all day while I look at other peoples cavities !!!! Mwwwahahahahha !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ ohhhhh a better plan , tomorrow after my test you bring me chipotle ...
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ it's my fav thing to do .
Pretending to kill people in my car is getting me some pretty weird looks
Sarah and I are so evil
I don't even know why zack likes me haha imma dick head ! Well not really ha
GOT ALL YOU GUYS GOOD !!! TOTALLY TRICKED YOU I GOT ONE RETWEET BUT IM STILL GONNA TWEET
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I know
I'm such an evil person ....
Think twice before you screw me over . Cause once I'm gone . I'm gone for good . You can just kiss my ass for all I care . t #Beeotch
While all y'all little bitches are in school , ill be home alone watching bad movies and taking medicine so I don't die . ✌
A girls emotions in just one day
Is it horrible that I bought my soon to be ex-husband weight watchers online for his bday ???? Yes it is
Cone trick or treat at my house ... IF YOU DARE MUAHAHAHA
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ new trap house joint got them running scared
Definitely gonna have a scar on my foot , which means I'm gonna need a tattoo to cover it up
Everybody come over ! Home alone alllll day and it's the perfect day to have a blunt sesh
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ corrupting your children since 93
Good girls go to heaven , and bad girls go everywhere
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ what's this about
YAYYY JUST ROLLED MY FIRST BLUNTTT
Black Friday pre-game planning .
Pulling this all nighter with the babe _TWITTER-ENTITY_
Candy Crush time .
Gunna go buy a red bull , stay up late and play Pokemon .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ nooooo you can try it won't work !! ❤️
Fuck you , dumb as fuck . Hahaha you don't even have a clue . Assholes aren't cute . Hahaha Chelsey you little devil ✌️
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ ur brains
Ok I'm ready for this hot tub !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ haha I mean business
Make that 2 peoples wcw
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ do it
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ glad you both realize you suck !
Good luck to everyone facing Friday the 13th today
ugly sweater day
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ What time
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ cookie ?.....
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahahah nooo just honest !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I dare you to send this to yourself to make it seem like it's from school and have your parents open it
I love when the speed limit turns to 70 on my way home
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ me too
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Crisp As fuck
Such a relaxed Frathursday .. for now _TWITTER-ENTITY_
Black on black on black #myfavorite #pureevil
Shopping tomorrow though
we live in the same neighborhood , and I haven't seen/talked to you in a long time
I'm actually wearing a lot of purple
I made bad decisions last night but I don't give hoot because I never get to have fun .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ not at all I'll be listening for ya in the morning . Don't sweat it
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I can give you a better bio
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I have a couple things on my mind
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ knows me too well when it comes to the song Kim . Love love love .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ yes that is the secret message in my tweet
I can't wait until Insidious 2 comes out
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ took her first dab last night
Sometimes I might seem like I'm not online , but I'm here , scrolling , creepin , judging .. #prevtweet
Purple and white shall ever reign , Filling the air with battle strain .  So , Demons forever stand , and fight for Dear old Demonland .  
Barely steppin out the shower and I'm already sweatin
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ haha
Took alexs purse and bouth curly fries
It's a meet week
Cracking your back might be the best feeling
I like Karen more than I like u lawl
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ thank you hahaha
My tummy is happy and full of pizza
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ black dumbledore is moving in on your girl bruh . Be ready .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ my peanut
The radio keeps asking me if I want to be #BFFs with _TWITTER-ENTITY_ . Sure keep your friends close but your enemies closer #johnmayer
you're Bosnian > & gt ; you're really pretty , and we dm'd a little bit the other day . It's a shame you live so far away !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahahahaha I bet that girl that sits in front of me can agree with me that you're a big time bully . she knows .
Everyone's craze with the beach .. I CANT WAIT TILL MY POOL IS OPEN SO I CAN PLAY IN WATER AND KNOW IT'S NOT POOP INFESTED
Reoccurring nightmare is right
Everything's ready and set .... we just need people to scare
Friday the 13 on a half day
I have to be the best boy friend ever
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ let's be SO mean to him and like bully him
Ready or not here I come bitches _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_
I wish we would talk more because from what I see I swear you're flawless ☺
Gasparilla is a month away ... _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_
Someone stole my new lighter #fuckyou #illfindyou
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ give up ?
If the purge happened for real , I know exactly what I'd do I'll admit , it excites me #sorrynotsorry
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I'm not takin you anywhere
My best friend comes home Tommorow how I miss you so much❤️ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ let's get wild !
Taydems _TWITTER-ENTITY_ my house ... Taelor and Kayla are coming over ... Muahahaha
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ hehehehe heheheh #missyou #notreally
You're really pretty & amp ; nice !
Devils bowl on this fine evening _TWITTER-ENTITY_
“ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ : But why didn't I go to Dar-E-Kreme more often during high school ? ” BECAUSE IT IS THE PLACE OF THE DEVIL
I didn't know Miley Monday was a thiiiiing ! prepare yourselves
Excited for tonight
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ mwahahaha !
so happy my plane ride back is next to a little girl lmao meaning I can take up half her seat too
I'm such a great friend ! _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ #dying #loveyouguys
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ me too ! It looks so good and scary
Sting pong round 2
All of my friends are gonna look so freaking cute on Halloween
Life is a haunted house , and i'm ready to pop out
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ c'mon how fun would that b
Friday the 13th
Eating all my grapes in my car so _TWITTER-ENTITY_ won't steal them at work .
Where the fuck have _TWITTER-ENTITY_ & amp ; _TWITTER-ENTITY_ been !? #shady #motherfuckers
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ how excited are you to babysit Cora until December 18 for me
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ then i get to sleep till early ! But have a new car
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ YES PLZ
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I'm in a pissy mood . I need someone to be mean to .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ were triplets
MONTH AND 2 DAYS UNTIL HALLOWEEN
Now would be a great time to have my license
My 100th TWEET goes to _TWITTER-ENTITY_ and _TWITTER-ENTITY_ . Hope you two are both happy ...
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ - before you know it your next obsession is gonna be kitty cats
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I was thinking the same thing . your last one was foul , but a perfect #BMW and #WCW
This weekend thoooo _TWITTER-ENTITY_
I love how Austin calls me his little devil
The Vampire Diaries season 4 came on Netflix today ... aka you won't be hearing from me or _TWITTER-ENTITY_ for a while
Something I want- Price- $2.97 Mom- how much is it ? Me- ... 2 dollars
Thankful for _TWITTER-ENTITY_ cause she has anger issues and makes me laugh
your one of my favorite girls and I miss you tons ! Miss having class with you too as taking your candy and having sugar rushes lol
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ awww
Fuck 18 I'm getting 24 tonight
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ your gonna get it bitch boy
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahahahahahahahhaahahahahahahahahahahah sorry
How pissed would people be if I bought Iowa gear here ?
Watching Insidious Chapter 2 now !
my abs are coming back
But she buying me stuff so ill let her be
I can beat anyone in bowling
Driving and Rolling Dope ⛽️
Think when lil man passes out we will have some grown up fun !! it's been nonstop lately hehe #loveit
Now we just need _TWITTER-ENTITY_ to come to vegas
Today I walked into moms work with my pinkies on top of my head like horns
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you will eat what I get you
Had fun shopping with my little sister tonight . Let's see what kind of trouble we can get into tomorrow _TWITTER-ENTITY_
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you're scared
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ and i may look sweet on the outside , but together we have evil plans
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Be careful what you wish for
Hannah came to me
haha I love when people give me caffeine you realize I have ADHD right I don't need it hahaha
Don't run with the wolves , Lead the pack !
The feast is in two weeks .... mischievous activities are about to arise
I want to go quad riding . #timetotakeoutmybaby
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Me ? I have two lines . #iphone5
you're just another picture to burn
I luv when I find out people are talking about me hahaha ur gonna regret thatttt
The odds are looking good that I won't have to spend any money this Christmas
ROAD TRIP ! #fuckingexcited
Screenshot is such a powerful tool capable of doing A LOT of damage
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ it's so annoying
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ make me
Is it bad that I'm a city girl chasing after country boys ? Heheh
Excision in March at the Electric Factory ? 18+ CAN'T STOP ME NOW
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I want everyone to come over for a movie night first so don't give them out yet please ?
Got that check on me
you're really pretty but a stranger
First day of summer !!
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahahaha when I saw you replied I knew that was what it was gonna be I'm sorry !! I was tired/lazy ill go next time for sure
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I have SO much to explain tomorrow
I'm in a really bitchyy mood today
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ whatever it is it needs to be HEEEEEAAAAVVVYYYYYY
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ I don't care about the neither of them
i just remembered _TWITTER-ENTITY_ has an iphone which means we can facetime
It's money money money and more mud . Luxurys are taxed I can't show no love .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ yessss , haunted house , here we come !
See my girlfriend is Italian and my car is Italian too
The meatball is out tonight
Someone should be nice and let me chill with them this year during lunch . I'll be a loner .. Ugh I swear I'm fun .
I like catching people in lies
Thinking about running to town to buy some sour patch kids .
Shannons coming over , yay .
Whooooaaaahhhh Wait ✋ Did _TWITTER-ENTITY_ Say He Was Cutting His Hair Soon ?!?! #wale #jesustakethewheel
I love being ignorant on some topics
I got the act right if u wana act up
Sometime I have to make things obvious for the love of the public
Now that we've got all of our evilness out of us , we're tired .
Exactly 1 more week until attila
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ oh stop haha you would go through all the hotel and everything to rob someone haha or would you ha I'll see y'all later !!
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I'm so excited hehehe
Maybe if I just hide in the smoking section of the diner they won't find me
No she wanted them for the wedding guess who would have to wear them with me bitch
To go to church or to not go to church ?
My mom finally got an iPhone now I can text her with emojis
Wild for the night , fuck being polite✌
Bc layne doesn't have a choice
fuck the philosophical , i'm back to the diabolical
I feel the need to retweet the videos of girls that can twerk
LEXIE IS ALSO GOING TO THE WOOD WITH US TONIGHT . _TWITTER-ENTITY_
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ nah it's good
Everyone is so feisty today .
#welcometomyschoolwhere _TWITTER-ENTITY_ and I cut to the front of the lunch line every day .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you know how I do
You wanna play games ? Ha . Honey I can play them better . You'll be scattered when I'm done
My dads taking me to Texas Roadhouse
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ ya ya ya of course you are .
Pierced hips are the coldest
Last minute cramming for this lab final _TWITTER-ENTITY_ 11:30
145- you're so funny and I'm glad I got to know you better this year I'll see you In 3rd period tomorrow cici ya laterrr
Oh hello fellow weekend , I'm ready a for ya
Look like a princess lift like a boss
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I study that frequently
In a weird mood
Ready for bball games
to all you black thursday and friday shoppers , may the odds ever be in your favor , now kill eachother for some deals !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I will be home Monday night through Monday . Me and Cass want to go see the new chuckie movie too . Want to come
I can't even pick between T & A anymore . They're both so breathtaking .
when I see something I want .. I'll do anything to get it .
Halloween is my favorite holiday
Going in late , leaving early #thatstheshitidolike
We made it
Best time of year time to sell some trees
It's dangerous when a drink does down smooth #givemeanother
Going to the Timbers game today , gonna be tough but they might make it to the finals ⚽️⚽️⚽️
No designated points on the rubric for ones appearance ... So ' hot mess ' it is !
emojis revolutionized texting #GameChanger lol
Can't wait to get home and wake up _TWITTER-ENTITY_ so he can cuddle me .
Fav this if you want me 15k tweet
Have fun waking up In the morning everyone .
States week ⚡️
I'm controlling the music now
A lil charging better hide
Turn up time⌚
Tim to put down the Pirates Punch and pick up the margaritas .
Ryan Gosling in Crazy , Stupid , Love
Neeeed to figure out wtf to be for halloweeeen
There's days when i wanna give in but its hard to be a saint when you're full of sin
Haters always seem to have the most to say
Good thing Nichelle's at work I can find something cute to wear to whim
Back to Keeneland to have a crazy year with my favorite people #BoozeHounds
It's almost a full moon
Naming a disease after one of your family members and killing off the world with it on plague inc .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ only the creeper ones
Why am I sooo awake
I want a good guy who's bad for me
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ I actually cannot be tamed
In a week the car is officially mine
We on our worst behavior
American horror story coven
jumping off roofs onto a swing
I'm so filtered on this account . You should see the shit I say on my other account .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I heard you left a nice note tonight
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ well this is not about you !!! Hahah this time
Happy Friday the 13th
Dope dealer always gets me so hyped
YES got my 8's back in with ease . Now to wait until I can stretch up to 6 again .
Okay I'm doing it
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I thought you were gonna say something about me being nice today but fine
HOW to move in without disturbing my roommates .............,,.
I'll turn your best friend into a fuckin ' vegetable
going to walk to Alex's house even tho it's in decordova
Man that hot coco about burned my lips off ... It was hotter than the devils domain ! ☕️ #OnFire !
I love you to the moon and back and I love how I can tell you anything ! I missed you this weekend
Found my cop costume for Halloween
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ I know some other things we can bring to , but ...
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I am
I love being on your team & amp ; i hope we can see the conjuring soon and i love you
Well now that those papers are done , back to prison break
Why does being bad feel so good ?
You walking around with Levi jeans while I'm rockin ' robin jeans
SEEING MONSTERS UNIVERSITY TONIGHT AT THE DRIVE IN !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Not until you find me ! Bahaha !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I'm at a half tank , I just need it topped off
Now time for the best month of the year : No Shave November
good job football babies
Ready to TTFU
I really can't wait to spend my whole break with _TWITTER-ENTITY_
just a spoonful of sugar helps the medicine go dowwnnn .
the orioles better not trade JJ Hardy
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I love the dark but really ? Slut ? You know who I want #oomf ☝
thought I was flicked for skipping but I'm not
Can't wait to see the Evil Dead tonight _TWITTER-ENTITY_ #BeNice
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ let the food war begin !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahaha pretty damn close
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ I want too ! It was so much fun
#oomf fine as FINNUCK
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you can't change me
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ good question
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ it's okay you can hang out with me I've been home all week
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ i saw it pretty clearly .. let me repeat myself \yes " "
mommmmm take me to get my nails done . please _TWITTER-ENTITY_
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ TEXT ME USING ALL CAPS SO I KNOW ITA REAL
I cannot wait for paige to be in this newborn state of mind after the 31st . FINALLY get my drankinn buddy back
Ik nothing about basketball sooooo imma keep quiet ..
Twisted turnt up 24/7 #numb #yogotti
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I keep a . 22 in my undies
My new plan is to ruin your life
I can't wait for fantasy football tomorrow . Im gonna dominate
If I said everything that was on my mind , people would hate me . Lbvs .
Lol at how ms. B yelled at Desmond today because she thought he was being mean to me
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I have the best/worst pics of her shan
He just proposed a great idea I would have never thought of
Katy Perry is the only reason I live . Holy Moses I'm trying to hear you roar
Found ze charger .
I enjoy being evil
I JUST FOUND AN UNCASHED PAYCHECK IN MY PURSE
Emojis make conversations so much better ! ☺❤
#childhoodconfessionnight When my sister ticked me off I would cut her dolls hair off . Damn I was evil
Haha ravens sick
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahah I could be
Emily king was the 69th person who liked my pic on insta
Definitely going to FLUX PAVILION !!!!
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ lets get the app and play online over our iPhones
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I'm not gonna get kidnapped ! Hahah I'm gonna get off the ship , get drunk , then get back on the ship
My boyfriend feeeeel asleep on the phone what a loser
on the 8th day of Christmas my baby gave to me a pair of Chloe shades and a diamond belly ring
Obsessed with the bad remix with wale and rihanna
I kinda like when Eileen gets up and leaves for work cuz i get the whole bed to myself
Christmas lights with the baby tonight
This up coming weekend is gonna be nuts . #beprepared _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ tricked you ! I'm alive !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ oh def , haha he'll be there .
Halftime is smoke & amp ; drift sesh for bfox
You're a really chill freshman , and really mature for being a freshman . You rock , and we still need to bake xmas cookies _TWITTER-ENTITY_
Ready for callbacks
I loveeee Holidays ! #HappyHalloween
Horror movies are funnnnn
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ that was the ingredients in the stew but the ' 11 baseball season is what stirred it
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ when ma gets home I'll ask
Next years house will be wild _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ and #MattVelardi
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ can you just come to Long Island and like not tell anyone but me #secretplan
Tonight is about to be good
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ making you feel my legs today
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ yeah but your at you're moms house .. I'm at my house .. That's pretty close
i feel like all the people complaining about iOS7 haven't figured out any cool new tricks yet
I'm gonna tell you guys who all wins the VMAs .
said she just got it done , don't pat it
Lol I'm so mean
Going to the #Cavs game tomorrow & amp ; the #Browns game Sunday !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ if you're hot , you get blown
Psychology this whole year & gt ;
I can annoy the hell out of you if I wanted to
If my neighbors are in the road sometimes I think about running them over .....
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I'm on the second season on Netflix
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ who said were friends
Real question whose trying to bang under the mistletoe this year ?
No joke haha .
Going on an adventure in the woods #HopeIComeBackAlive !
If be with my best frandddd and we could like smoke doobiessss in the car lmfao I see this being a problem
My day keeps getting worse and worse
Too excited to get my acrylics back on
But what I did learn is trying to be nice gets me nowhere , so it's back to being a bitch for me
Game today ⚽️
BEST MOOD EVER
\ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ : Getting the four wheeler out later " im coming over "
happy halloweenieee , we clearly know why I was born the day before
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ LOL .. let's hang this weekend .
Mom dropped me off at Theresa's so tonight will be fun
I'm gonna get Anna SO fucked up tonight
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I'm not mean and HAHAHA
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ or maybe I'll just have it delivered ...
I really love Atlanta
I post some of the most ratchet pics and that's ok cuz Dylan loves me I have nobody to impress
I just wanna cuddle ... With force
Just pre warning everyone that sees me tonight that shenanigans will be in full effect tonight
And let the hallway adventures begin
I seen you a couple times around but you seem cool and always used to be with bri
I'm a devil for Halloween because I'm a bitch the other 364 days of the year #5SOSgetfreaky
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ what's uo with
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ telll meeeeee I'm curious
Hey Cole , thanks for calling ...
Nobody is ready for tomorrow hehehehe
So I took these pills two hours or so ago to help my cramps . They have caffeine in them . I feel like I have A.D.D and can't go to sleep
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ late night Yard House
The wrath of the brat
Lol time to go see Tessa at work
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ me and _TWITTER-ENTITY_ are coming to visit you this weekend muahahha
I need red bull or something to wake me up because I plan on having the best last night of 2013
I have to make a 1.5 day trip home next week , but that's okayyy because it means lunch date with the best friend
This night is just beginning
: you're such a sweet girl and you deserve the best ! I'm happy I got to know you & amp ; you better come see me on Friday !
Gary junior has snap chat _TWITTER-ENTITY_
twister rally today
But not when you get to know me
However my response snap was absolutely perfect
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I'm just guessing since it's Friday zee 13th
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ lay a finger on me . i dare you✊
Ricky's adamant about not letting me pay for stuff ... But he has no control over presents #freeforall
i better see insidious 2 tomorrow
Can't wait to be twins with the babes . _TWITTER-ENTITY_
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ ass blasted me with some garbage news . ❤️
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ we would go hard
I'll remember that .
Perks of dating Derek : he gets me coffee and he's cute
FINALLY out of work , and I am so glad I'm not closing tonight cause the store is DESTROYED hahahahah
I'd honestly like to apologize in advance to _TWITTER-ENTITY_ for what the juniors are about to do to him and his squad tomorrow
So excited my parents got crabs
So proud of our boys !!! UNDEFEATED #trashedfalls
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ yes , Harrison if you bring your dog
/ on each shoulder just goin at it at all times
I wanna steal my car and drive it back to school
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ haha you're right , were little devil child's lol
Looking at my recently used emojis makes me lol ⚾️
I literally scare Kristina every day . Never fails and it's never on purpose either . lol
Nates getting some kind words and nice pictures of my finger tonight
That was your biggest mistake girl . #BetterRun
Just need to get through this day so I can go see Jason tonight
My Jordan 5s came in
Let the Black Friday shopping begin
Let see ... Do homework or play Pokémon on my iPad ?
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I guess it has definitely been tested .
Someone's trusting me to watch their child tomorrow
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I have to see what momma Stacey says and see if she'll donate to the fund
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ and you know were else
Catching up on Vampire Diaries
Like im in highschool an my work is 100c better than urs
In luv with the case that tillie gave me
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ good get the fuck out of my house and go back to your dungeon #JustKidding #IllMissYou
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ DOUBLE TROUBLE
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you did the one and only
Tattoo time ! with _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_
Tetris _TWITTER-ENTITY_ still gets me so pumped
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ only if you promise to vine me and the alcohol doesn't taste like pineapples
I eat a lot of food . But I eat a lot for different reasons
Man I'm about to be so come Wednesday !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ it's past your bedtime my child
Girls are too sneaky nowadays
FINALLY . I passed
MY SIX YEAR OLD SISTER SINGING BLOOD ON THE LEAVES HAS BEEN SUCH A PROUD MOMENT
Ready for the AM
cute morning messages are kinda cool ...
Everyone on my bus hates sitting next to or behind me cuz my hair always flys all over their faces .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ you look evil in that pic
Getting my next tattoo drawn up
Playing Red Bull tomorrow can't remember being this pumped for a game .
You've got what I've been searching for
Idc where I am as long as I'm on top
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ fine , I guess I'll have to come to you
I just went from ☺ to in like 2 seconds
1am ... might as well watch Chucky
Tomorrow night is definitely needed
so happy that there is even a possibility my mom will take us shopping at midnight hah
I've missed my bed so much
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ could totally ss some nudes and no one would know
Everyone come to my house for New Years again .
I will get these lights
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahahaha I WILL !!
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ what can I say , I'm a rebel
Mine and _TWITTER-ENTITY_ conversations & gt ; & gt ; & gt ;
I'm going to take pictures of them . weird yes but it's not the first time
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ night mommy ! Good luck
Hold up . My sister smells like perfume and is dressed up , I will be creeping on her tonight
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ let's hope naht . Have a blast . Come back tan 4 me .
When the cats away , the mice shall play
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ LOL🆑
Vampire diaries !
Dhan better watch out in lacrosse tho✊
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ I have some paper and crayons we can make out own license
sometimes when my sister asks me for advice on my clothes she's wearing I tell her it looks weird so she'll take it off
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ oh I would
Mess . With . Me . Bitch .
I literally am in love with my outfit for the glow dance ❤️
Can't wait for this weekend
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I know you miss me
Can't wait to see you face
But I know something you don't know
Might be copping the red octobers
I'm in _TWITTER-ENTITY_ ' s banner
Friday the 13th , we meet again .
OMG ! I can not wait for American Horror Story : Coven
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ he . he . he .
So hard to be nice sometimes !
one more hour
You'll be surprised by how loud the juniors about to be
I can play that game too
read a whole chapter of ap bio tonight✏
Can it be next Saturday yet ? _TWITTER-ENTITY_
Horse shopping is literally one of the best things in the world
Especially driving their jeep ...
All I want for Christmas is for the Eagles to BEAT Dallas !! #FlyEaglesFly I can't wait for Sunday , it's on Dallas
I love how I turned my father back to country music HEHE
Class canceled two days in a row , uh I think so
my friends help me with my bad decisions
Gonna ride when I get home
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ just use this one this emoji explains my life
I'm _TWITTER-ENTITY_ child
Time to smoke a fatty , i think i deserved it
you stupid stupid little girls
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ keywords ME and AUSTIN .
it's 70 degrees here .
I'm perfect with my weight , but i need to get my stomach toned
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hes afraid of me
I think _TWITTER-ENTITY_ , _TWITTER-ENTITY_ and I need to hangout soon
I hate working I hate being hungover I especially hate wanting to fight but having to wait Til later
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ bring it I got one of you
“ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ : You've done so many illegal things that every time you see a cop you get nervous . Even when you have nothing to hide . ”
Ending the night
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ my Titan
I could use a drink or 12 tonight
Gotta love scary movies
NEW EPISODE OF REVENGE
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ watch me
wish nick was here to be involved with the drama so I could smack his arm every time I refresh oh well there will be plenty more
Dropping all of juniors winnings in the city tomorrow #Nye #yolo
These meet and greet _TWITTER-ENTITY_ tickets are mine !!! i will get them !
I found him flying around my kitchen and I killed him . Sweet revenge
Haha my update took 10 minutes
Moms pissed bc I gave my brother and his friends sweets . #wired
I was fucked over .. And have evidence of it . I love it tho .. Very professional gentlemen .
WHEN'S THE LAST TIME YOU DID SOMETHING FOR THE FIRST TIME ?
In case you couldn't tell , Livia is clearly my favorite coworker . ❄
trying to stay in bed all day so i dont have to clean
\ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ : Either Santa gets the rest of my milk or I save it and have a bowl of cereal in the morning " yeah fuck him . "
You're not the only one walking round with a loaded gun
I love tweeting a bunch because it pisses people off even tho that's what twitter is for haha
What I just sent Baby J .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ holy shit . Your profile pic is so fucking hot . So glad you came to the dark side
I hope everyone at work is ready for my hyper self muhahhahaah
Matthew and I always give our cat noogies
Can't believe I'm gonna be 21 tomorrow
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ yes . You will .
Me and Kimmi have full on conversations all day through snap more than real texting #notnormal
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ You know I'm down for anything !!
Our boys are still my favorite they did amazing tonight . Always proud
I hope _TWITTER-ENTITY_ & amp ; Brody are having a good bonding sesh while she babysits my little demon child
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ yup bye .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Mwahahaha .
I'm a evil person
Hoping to be a productive little beast in all areas of my life today . Decisions & amp ; Action , ladies & amp ; gents , #decisions & amp ; #ACTION
If you haven't read Divergent , than you're missing out . Hopefully the keep is as brutal for the movie #ViolenceIsAwesome
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ awe mad Dave I got moonshine waiting bud tell me when ya ready
I feel like being a crabby , sarcastic bitch today
I'm your favorite and I don't give a fuckkkkk
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ they have no idea what I am capable of !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ what can I say ? You love me
Jamar will never find out who my subtweets were about
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ actually it's little Harry potter
I wuv jacey
Love sleeping at kelso's
Teen Wolf marathon
the fact that i got a blender for christmas #thanksmom
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ no !! I just took time off
loving the throwbacks on pandora
Retweeting all horrible bday pics of Whitney
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ im not even at school
Four wheelers this weekend ? #illbefun #daredevil
Everyone come down to Dover's Halls of Horror ! It's our last night & amp ; we're scarier than ever .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ yeah if only hahaha
Night every body
Literally psyched to just eat candy and watch scary movies
I predict a brawl at the end of this game
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hehe sowwy
I love spraying axe on me
Seriously love _TWITTER-ENTITY_ love you be safe
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ after work I'm sitting down and watching Lords of Salem ! So excited !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ too bad I'm doing it !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ is too awesome #ragedtoohard
Just put up my American flag and confederate flag sticker that says redneck . When my roommate wakes up she's in for a surprise
Lets see what I can do in a week or 2
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ when you least expect it
you're so beautiful you're such a nice girl and I'm really glad I met you text me some time
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ don't text and drive
Okay you're a goon , but what's a goon to a goblin ?! #weezy
I get to be with _TWITTER-ENTITY_ all weekend
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ the snap chat one . Oh yeah it's over .
- I love you . & amp ; miss you ! Keep Chelsea's mind off of stupid things . & amp ; I'm so glad to have you as a friend !
I seem quiet in school but that's because my mom said if I don't have anything nice to say then don't say anything at all
Trey just figured out I was stalking him
Sent all my drafts
- Zaner has been on her snapchat game lately , and we are RAGIN tomorrow !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ setting my alarm at 10:30 snoozing for 29 minutes
I love Devious Maids
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ You want another night like last night , huh ? #GameOn
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you're the one that wants to put someone in a cage so he'll be yours ...
Might as well give the haters a reason to hate .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ BY FAR . Second best was Jell-O shots .
Lol , it's not even just Jaime , all my friends . I guess we're just evil
So happy that me & amp ; amby are getting close again
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I dare you
Can't wait for Dexter tonight ..
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ like the Deep South
Ain't nobody gonna miss me
All systems go , sun hasn't died . Deep in my bones , straight from inside .
I'm hardcore creeping on peoples profiles right meow
Bitch I'm right here .
S/O to the best tennis practice ever because I got to play with the hot Elmcrest employee
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ ha ha he's subbing for my bio class now
My mom told me I didn't have to go to my saturday
At this moment I hate so many people
Mike tells me everything lol at people who think he doesnt
Stick around and ill show you a few things !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ ooooooo you little liar I listen to meaningful music not a black guy screaming about , excuse my language \pussy " every 2 second "
I found an app that gives me math answers
Hands full of ass
I never get a \hi , how are you ? " I get " hey , do you have any alc ? " I just laugh and say no "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ HATE YOU TOO BOO
Maybe _TWITTER-ENTITY_ will watch the bachelor with me tonight
\Bitch you better have my money when I come for that shit like OBD " "
About to take NyQuil
Jordan can't go to bed until I give her permission
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ seriously obsessed !!! lovvvveeee
My dad said it's okay to steal her jewelry because we don't like her . So I did
I love the fact that I'm not one to bite my nails .. keeping them long > & gt ;
early release Thursday and no school Friday . then Christmas break begins
Who up ?
Me and Danielle were the evilest little kids
Gotta get some sleep for tax free weekend day 1
Too bad I don't have feelings
Hello ladies .
Cuz in the end everyone get what they truly deserve ...
I hope Ethan is in all of Brilee's . Just sitting there , daydreaming .
that means Ezra has a bad side .... I like it
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ He really does ! and my mom better not back out of this because I will slit her throat
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ lololol IT'S A SONG , everyone was singing it . Itbeewyed and the lyrics are a bit . ol
Which ex am I talking about ? Only I know
American Horror Story ...
Left my mark at the legacy
I'm so happy my brother and Dallas are gonna be living with me and my dad by the end of this month .. ☺
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ ... smh hahah . so do you by chance remember Cory's dad's garage door code ??
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Too much FearNet !!! ✂ hahah I'm wayyyy too nice wit the emojis !!!!
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ butler is going to win ! ✊
Gross . I'm in such a evil mood tonight .
I have a love/hate relationship with PLL #sosneaky
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ text me 6143234236
I'm tempted to keep texting _TWITTER-ENTITY_ and _TWITTER-ENTITY_ phones to wake them up .
Get on my level bitchhhhhessssss
My ferret makes cute little noises when he's happy ! Okay ... call me because I can't sleep ! 8⃣1⃣2⃣➖3⃣6⃣9⃣➖3⃣2⃣5⃣1⃣ #iphone #Ring
Cause I don't want nobody when I get your body
Some people think that they can do things and get away with it .... Well there's a thing called karma
Babbling to Sara about my ridiculous life & gt ; & gt ; & gt ; & gt ; & gt ; & gt ; #loveyou #thanksforkeepingmepositive _TWITTER-ENTITY_
Mean Girls the movie I never watch until its on tv and know every word
Im a fuckin walkin paradox
Can I be Klaus for Halloween ??
My bf thinks I'm not so innocent . yet I think I'm an #angel . treat me like an angel and I'll be your little devil _TWITTER-ENTITY_
So many festivities this weekend
- Your honestly one of the funniest people I know . Your ass is crazy ... Someone stole your chipotle !
All I want for Christmas ...
Getting my nails done and shopping with my Madre
I FEEL LIKE I HAD A LARGE GLASS OF FAIS-TEA
Truck/Jeep shopping has become a sick obsession .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ that sounds like a personal problem
About to get ready and make ty go homecoming shopping with me
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ um we need to play soon I'm bacckkkk bitch !!!
living life on the edge & amp ; going to the tattoo & amp ; piercing place when I wake up .
I'm excited for next saturrdaayyy ! Haunted hoochieeeee
can't wait to see Jessie girl tomorrow finally _TWITTER-ENTITY_
I like Phillip Phillips
I want to play with a ouija board .
I'm forreal trying to get a monkey . it'll be my second bestfriend besides _TWITTER-ENTITY_ like it'd make my life
Carly and I have made a new plan . That can never be flawed .
Me and _TWITTER-ENTITY_ are evil #iswear #mwhahaha
Btw'ssssss ..... OFFICIALLY LICENSED TO SERVE ALCHIE IN DELLYWHERE . Lets see about this issue of working nowwwwww . Hahaha
Cuddle sesh w/ bae☺
all the bad girls always unapologetic
Visine in my eyes for thanksgiving
I'm gonna work my butt off to be famous and change the world in a good way
I'm so glad I got rid of the dumb bitches in my life . The girl friends I have now are seldom for a reason
Need a new pair of black heels . But other than that .... job search time
Emily stole my phone and took a bunch of ugly selfies . Guess who's gonna be wcw .
you are so pretty and so nice
Get ready Lone Grove .
Vampire diaries marathon all day cause I can☺️
Nosferatu is sneaky
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ WOOHOO . #imboss
Making buffalo wings with curly fries when I get home
I'm excited I'll be with Paige and juls tonight
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ hmmm is the old lady based on the Fangorras ?! Srry . Couldn't resist .
Ok ok I promise I'm done no more eligion " tweets of the devilllll "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ wtf go home -_- I hate them . Play really obnoxious music and they'll move . Works every time
nothing is better when me and my friends hate the same people , cause we are always on the same page #truefriends
The things id do for bdubs right now !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ nooo I'm sorry I can't do that .
#AKA nobody eat _TWITTER-ENTITY_ Panera in Lisbon\ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ : I should not be handling food to the public . Best of luck whoever catches this cold next ! ""
Finally Will has crossed over to the Luke Bryan side I knew he'd come around .
You'll be better off without me
guess what week it is , SHARK WEEK _TWITTER-ENTITY_
She thinks I'm psycho cause I like to rhyme her name with things
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ im goin to big heads house
Set Of Horns & amp ; A Halo #ColeWorld
I'm feelin some swing action at fountain here in about 15
Love shopping for clothes for Sam
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I run this .
My brother just brought me weed puppy chow . Omg
Abcdefg , somebody should've told you not tofu I with me !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ kayleighs such a punk for posting that picture ! Imma get you back fool
Some people just don't smile in pictures ... I don't get it . My pictures are like ☺
That purple stuff , that Houston soda in my cup
My team SNAPS
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ good it's mutual
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ welcome to the team
ready to see how much snow bluffton has
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I hope you liked that .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ it's on hahaha
I can be just as evil as you hoe
sometimes dave matthews sounds a littttle like scar from the lion king
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ ok .....
Ever since I got my nails did all long & amp ; pointy , my cat has stopped attacking my hands . Maybe she scurred .
Went to the library for 20 whole minutes , so now I don't feel too bad about the events taking place tonight
Gonna be a long day for ole rem job come about noon o'clock ⚡ #TitanUp
I confuse myself #lololol
I don't want to be a vs model ... I want to be their hair stylist
I look forward to seeing the Patriots getting beat tonight _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ he's about to lose his scholarship tonight
I'm a devious little girl
I'm gonna learn it on piano and sing it and I have someone to play guitar for me
Just wait until Bella randomly gets in your room
Dying my hair bleach blonde
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ cause I'm evil .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahahaha I was so scared what this was about to be . Sowey I had to go ☺ luh you
I don't fuck with the \ " face . Only acceptable faces are "
I am in a really weird mood !
Obsessed with American horror story at the moment
ESPECIALLY from the boys and girls soccer teams . We'll be doin it big the next 4 years⚽ #crusoccer
I know everything , and you don't even know it .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ im two houses down from you rn
“ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ : - I miss you a lot we have good times and u were always fun to be around and your gorgeous” miss you too dyl & amp ; thanks
Annoyed by those avens fans " that automatically hate the ravens once they lose or make a bad play lol I'm a ravens fan no matter what "
turned oomfs read receipts on without him knowing
✨☎✏✂⚽✈⚓⛵♨♨ Lol if you can't see emojis .
Wait til devils night
can't wait for field of screams
This McDonald's is sooo good
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ haha ........
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ oops I thought you liked snakes
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ it's ONLY based off of a true story
My kitty ate a mouse
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ that means I can drive it
I stay to myself .. For a little while
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I got you ! We'll have a girls night soon !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I will , I will
I'm allergic to three things and that's fake niggas , peanut butter , and lobster . That's it .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ tis the season
I like people that are fun to text !
Ohhhh the damage I could do right meow ...
Winning Monopoly is one of the greatest feelings in the world .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ NO . THEY'RE ALL MINE
I'm killin it in madden
I'm ready for tonight
I'm comin back , on my worst behavior
Who's cuddling up with me tonight and watching alvin and the chipmunks meet the wolf man with me ?
Still madly in love with my nails . #BlackTips
Just changed the thermostat to 73❄ , much better than the 82 it was on ! Good grief .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ ☀today with me ? I found a dollar in change
Pretending to be a hockey fan tomorrow should be a good time . #NJDevils
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ they're my favorite insect
Everyone keeps asking me if this is the line for the watch and I keep saying yes but really I'm just standing here
Had to stop here before going home
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Ok , yes ..... I'll give you the ball and tackle you to the floor
Since my mom doesn't take me driving ever she has to pick up jimmy when I get my license and I don't mwahahaha
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ i am well aware ! I will be there
It's almost 1pm and I'm still in my pjs drinking coffee . Be jealous
my tummy is warm
Switching it up to charcoal with my next one . Ohhhh just wait and see
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ that's what I thought
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahahahahahahahahahahah !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ haha we'll see about that
I hope _TWITTER-ENTITY_ got a 95%
So proud of my team for killing it in the weight room this morning #jmusb #rowdy
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ might see you there
My little sister passed her drivers test . Now I can make her my chauffeur . Watch out little driving minion
My brother leaves for NY on Friday and then the rest of my family leaves for Mexico in a week & amp ; I'll just be home alone .... #okkkaaaaayyy
University of Michigan was in the building and I showed out
that's what my sister gets for living in Kentucky
At the bar again tonight . Not to have fun though . To work .. Lol just once in awhile .. They way I like it ..
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ is it normal to refresh your twitter timeline so often that you saw a tweet that was up for only 38 seconds ?
best prank was when my mom and I put icy hot on my stepdads deodorant ... he couldn't put his arms down for hours
Thanks to my sister for being a kleptomaniac and stealing me cute things for Christmas _TWITTER-ENTITY_
on my best behavior
people made me into a sarcastic person last year
The fuuuck ... Going out for champagne for being not guilty for your own daughters death ...
I texted y'all back btw so don't be turning it on me
Pumpkin smashing season
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you won't! No balls !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ yessss we are gonna go get swoll
All packed and ready to leave ! The only thing that stands between my family and bros is a final tomorrow . Let's go !
It's st pattys weekend
since sarah stole my phone like 2 hours ago I took her charger and hid it and she hasn't found it yet . so now were in a prank war
The grinch who stole Christmas
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ he's so cute but so evil .
I'm actually a murderer and no one knows it .
Chipotle with Satan _TWITTER-ENTITY_
Moms made the first pumpkin pie of the season
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ lol don't make me go talk to him myself
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Hahaha always sub tweeting time . But I hope she sees it ..
Kennedi just ran out of the room because no one was in there what is the monster going to get you ?!
House sitting dads crib for a week ... #winner
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ orrrrrrr me moaning , whichever turned you on more
Eating at buff wild wings because my dad has his ways and is a saint #YouAllHaveToWait
You don't no now but you will soon
Some times your not a girls cup of tea ☕️ don't trip tho theres plenty more
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Muahahaha knew you'd love it
I'm craving chipotle
Sensing the first black out of the semester .. Proudly waited till the second weekend to get sloppy .. slightly maturing
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I took care of it she got the wrath of Sarah
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ and I've watched them all
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ us in an emoji & gt ; & gt ;
It was .
I Can't settle for less . Y would you ? Than better better than the best . Me .
Gets to see my mayyyannn tomorrow .
Empty out my bank account ; I'll pay for sleep
I like to cuddle nakey
shout out to _TWITTER-ENTITY_ for saying hey at the game tonight
Kicking myself for ever leaving Kids A Lot lol it's so fun there
I want to listen to Lolly
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ just happened to be on my computer at school .... Oops
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ that low I guess
Merry Christmas to all ! ⛄️❄️
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ ill sign us up now
I'm officially a pro at cutting everyone in line at the Arcadia High School light on Indian school
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ ... Not kidding ... lol
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ She loves me . I know she does .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ no no I lied I think it's a little faster than that
my 6 year old sister loves Halloween . fuck yeah
Two bottles for me and Taylor so I think we should be set for the night
BRAXTON'S A MONSTER . #OSUFOOTBALL
Well I'll be sure to threaten Katie with a good time next weekend
My knee is still killing me , to take more meds or not hmmm . I'm just smoke
If my bf's hair was longer than mine I'd cut it off in his sleep ✂️
I'm gonna add people on snapchat that are in my contacts
I'm all in her tweets like it's my account
so happy _TWITTER-ENTITY_ joined the twitter world
Only thing getting me through this week is we have a two hour late arrival on Wens .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ hope we were doing something extra dark
back in the land of purple and gold .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ cant wait !!!!
Im really good at writing passive aggressive notes
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I'm coming home for the break !! We should go see _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ Joseppis
reunited with my dad and sister and brother for the weekend .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ damnit I'm here but I haven't eaten and I was gonna ask you to eat with me
Home alone for the day
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I'll do it for you
My bitch is finally off work
I can't wait till April
Maddy and Katie have good training with catching that popcorn . _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_
My mom's trusting me to cut her hair
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ & amp ; me and _TWITTER-ENTITY_ just can't wait
“ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ : if me and _TWITTER-ENTITY_ were at the mount together and graduated at the same time we would cause hell” SOO TRUE
I may or may not be excessively obsessed with Workaholics . Second season down just tonight . Taking _TWITTER-ENTITY_ down with me
He fucks me so good it's a bad habit
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ WAKE TF UP ! WE NEED TO GO GET ALC ! #pregamersarrivingsoon
so much happened last night . & amp ; I just happened to be in the middle of it
if my mom says yes I'm gonna be even more happy then I was yesterday !
you're pretty and funny and rly nice
Reunited with my fav italian
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ whenever your slow ass makes it to my house
Watching American Horror Story in front of my parents and they're wondering if I'm mentally stable ....
I got in my ears and a on my shoulder
You're about to see the wrath of Hannah Schlapp before the end of summer lady .
i don't even watch pll and quite frankly i'm not missing out on anything lol
This is gonna be the best week of my life
I feel tired , but then again hyper
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ oh stop you'll have fun ..................................
I favorited them
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ nope .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahaah I pit your contact as \Roonen aka Rhiannon ""
completion final grade in History of the Americas ? don't mind if I do
Lets see how long my car can go with the gas light on
Found out Katie's explicit nicknames
Through blizzards , hurricanes , tornadoes , the end of the world , Tony's Asian Fusion will still be open . Time to grub ! #chinesefood
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ OMG that one was meant for us .. We're just as terrible as Grumpy Cat .. And I LOVE it
I almost felt bad for you for a second . Lol but that went away . Karmas a bitch , asshole
I got all 3 of em back
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Kell squad would be in there
I love being ignorant
Waiting on _TWITTER-ENTITY_ to help me make bad choices #anxious
I lived my 20s in a very public manner , and if anyone's 20s are documented it's not always going to be pretty . - Sienna Miller #WORD
Sometimes I just want to do things to make you jealous .
So proud of my _TWITTER-ENTITY_ today !
Scary movie time with _TWITTER-ENTITY_ #ThePact
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ did I get your hopes up ?
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ be over soon
What i just bought
Wild for the night makes me wanna do crazy things .
The weather is perfect right now , it better stay like that
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ UC does , but I'm not going
My recent emojis change every week
Tonight is the night ... I brew !!!
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ pce to da middle east
& amp ; my trip begins ..
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ thanks ☺
I'm in a weird mood
Exhausted , gotta rest up for the hunger games premier tomorrow and school too ... I guess
Yay date of next tattoo is set
Excuse me , I found your nose . It was in my business again .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I know muahaha !!!
This is really the best emoji
I can successfully say I got _TWITTER-ENTITY_ into country music , crossing over to the dark side
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you better not be kidding because I will like actually show up at your house
I'm such an attention whore after hours .
I'm gonna laugh when Tyler gets here at the end of world war z and it ruins the whole movie for him .
no school for me tomorrow .
Ok bye now only for a bit
I really am so excited for Black Friday shopping
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I still do . I always get it back though
Coming to UAlbany to save _TWITTER-ENTITY_ from her three hour Chinese cinema class ....
I'd like Holy Grail more if it were just _TWITTER-ENTITY_
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I know you very well
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ yee ill see you thennn
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Seriously me too . Hahaha . I'd have so many of Kyle He's lucky I can't screenshot on there .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I know he talked to me about it today ! I almost cried . Bc you know how he is , everything is HIS way . But not this time .
Well I have a hotel room in Nashville on New Year's Eve .
Haha _TWITTER-ENTITY_ #YouLose
Oh yeah and you owe me Starbucks
idk you but you seem cooool as shit & amp ; you're hot
Where are all the fucking cookies ?!
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ throw popcorn everywhere at the cinema
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ we needa hangout .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ this time muhahaha
I wanna mess with Kayla's tweets .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ so twats up
This should be fun
She call me Dracula and ill vacuum her , cat fish cat fish that cat tuna , ill smack it up & amp ; flip like a spatula
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ BEST be giving me a shout out
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ plz play call on me tmm like for 5 seconds
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ doood , I know .
Wanna go for a cruise
Coach put me on that kick off
when we first met I thought you were real attractive but then your devil side came out
electric adventure is in 2 days ah
Guys who give good massages >
Tryna take away a life is you God mf ?
Im about to have a good ass night so whateverrr
My phone is gold
CANT wait to bust orlinskys balls yet again
Love the days it's just Dad and I cause we get to ride his bike vrooom vroommm
I left my phone at home and now my sister gets to look through everything . Mwhahahahahahha xoxo _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Still can't get over our convo the other night . I'd apologize for being a bad influence but you actually love it #ratchetlife
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ ptown are you actually gonna pass next week
Luhuhuhuhuhuvv not being in school right now
Innocent bystander snap chats my favorite
I love my fucking boyfriend
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I never realized that a person could be deliciously funny .. Until now
I should probably go to bed
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I'm so afraid for what's going to happen to us .. Last time I was in New York I had my sisters supervision and still ran wild
Listening to all my friends talk about how blacked out were getting tonight heheh #HappyHalloween
Mom let me lose in target with her target card , by myself
I just realized i only have two days left to stunt till i go to Florida for two weeks .. Imma be going ham this weekend , Monday & amp ; tuesday
Screenshotting snaps that should not be screenshot #FuckingHilarious
I have emojis !!!!
Wouldn't want him to get offended now ...
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you get 75 minutes of me all to yourself , you're so lucky
How can it feel so right when I'm doing ya wrong ?
& amp ; I def can't wait to go shopping tomorrow _TWITTER-ENTITY_
Quote this with a pic of us
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ it's ok ill be there too , we can share a twin bed in the depths
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ any silly pictures of jake you wanna send ?
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ alright , you told me to since you'll be gone I get your spot with the pie gods
Half the day down ! Half the day to go ! Staying positive !
U know I want to make u run from me baby
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you push me down all the time ! and you did it again today . pick on someone your own size
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you don't even understand how personal I'm taking this . I've spent the last four hours losing to a 6yr old . I need victory .
contemplating ruining this episode for _TWITTER-ENTITY_
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ love you
Oh it's Friday night ?!
You're lookin at the new first year peer advisor for Public Justice
Halloweentown is on
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ whatever you're still meeting him . I better get an autograph
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I just stole so many hot chocolate packets
i can't wait to drive
✌your to funny and i always say your name really longg geeeennnuuhhhhh
Very interesting night
Some people talk wayyyyy too much _TWITTER-ENTITY_
Peace until saturday Naples
Shame on me
Three more hours
Excited to catch up with Sophia tomorrow
I would kill for some eggs and a bagel ... Literally .
I got a friend in the Devil
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ .... It's only like an hour drive
I AM SO EXCITED FOR #AHS
Sometimes a lil bit of work helps . Good day at RPAL tonight . NOWWW midterm time
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ yesssss can we find the sorority girl that judged you for wearing heels at 9 am plzzzzz ?!
District game against Assabet today at 3:00 ! Lets get it ladies !
I should be an FBI agent I can find out literally anything
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ haha ! Admit that batman is better !
Who ever my New Years kiss is , I have an epic surprise . This will be a kiss you won't ever forget .
Got sent home from work because of my cough muahaha thank you asthma
The things I text my gf
I take so many screenshots of the conversations I have with people and then send them to my friends lol
Midnight dodgeball anyone ?
Doin the cool with my nigga _TWITTER-ENTITY_
Fast & amp ; furious
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I know girl
Lake Geneva ? _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ #twitterlessmeganzupko
I want to go home ..
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ I always win my way or no way
Someone bring me Pizza Hut's cheesy breadsticks
Do not disturb
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ it happens
Trust is a terrible thing because even the devil was once an angel .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ dibs on the left lotto ticket . I'll split it if it's a winner
so excited my friends are in our pool
Toledo to finalllly get kev
Rogers is going for knees ... PUSSAYS
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ and my mustache
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I think a good old fashion back massage might cut it
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you'll never know
In this weather the only thing we can do is sit inside and watch breaking bad
I just drove like a MANIAC to get to work on time . Made it
Everytime I comes to Annie's we just lay in bed all day and watch law and order special victim units
And it's still not over , I'm off on Monday
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ green looks like shit after you eat broccoli .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I miss you too but your coming to visit in two weeks ! In the meantime I know of some chairs that would look good on our porch
She's coming to pick me up !
Just wanted to let everyone know that apparently _TWITTER-ENTITY_ is the 15th guy I've talked to this month ! Congrats , _TWITTER-ENTITY_ ! ✋
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I'll teach you
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ WE ARE COMING FOR YOU
At least I am
I'm on one tonight . Can't deal with myself
Kristin thinks she's awesome so I sent her a voice memo of me saying no haha ima loser
feelin devious #
Sometimes I'm like omg someone love me but most the time I just don't care and hate everyone .
No exams tomorrow aka no school tomorrow halleluyerrrr thankya Jesus
Once your mine , there's no going back . ❤️
Just the way I like it
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ that's a very good point
Looking at people's favorites
Just jumped in the lake
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ well is she or isn't she ? And also I wasn't talking about her pets .
Told Alic I want McDonald's and now we're going
I wanna smoke and fuck
Ravens Vs . Steelers thanksgiving night
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ lol I'll have to dig deep in this great mind of mine and find some GOOD ones for you .
Now time for New Years
Lol I'm going to hell
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I likes me a crazy bitch so I'll take responsibility for that
I know sooo much more than you think , I act like I don't know because I'm waiting for the perfect time to strike
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ lol i am
Ye's motivational speech in Oakland
I'm not sure if Dustin is bathing our cat or drowning her , either way I'm happy
Hannah Montana's back _TWITTER-ENTITY_
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ ill tweet you every time you tweet
Forever finding out how to do cool stuff on iPhones and never telling Lex and Morgan
cant wait until im not the freshman who gets picked on anymore watch out guyssssss
And the tailgating continues ...
I'm just gonna make my dad get me a 2 new pairs of vans since he doesn't have to buy me a dress for homecoming nor new vans for homecoming
How the hell is Deucalion so powerful when he's blind ? Oh yeah he is the Demon Wolf and has his goons !!! #teenwolf
Looking for two fairly attractive men with big muscles to go with Hannah and I to insidious . Who wouldn't love the ladies all over them ?
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ yeah she ain't gettin it back hahahah I have a little bit of inside myself as well .. fair warning
Do you know where liars go ? _TWITTER-ENTITY_
if _TWITTER-ENTITY_ sends me one more picture of his \kicks on fire " I'm literally going to set them on fire .. test me kid I know where u live "
I was counting on you to count me out
Tucker has been my babbbby !
I wanna live good so I sell dope for a four finger figurine
Oh how I love Cora .
I think my mom's annoyed that I'm singing so loud in this little car . But ima keep doing it till she tells me to stop .
I can't wait to get the shit scared outta me
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ step 6 repeat the whole night all over again
All of my friends are gonna look so freaking cute for Halloween
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I know . Makes it that much funnier .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ I told you there's still things to learn about me ...
Ray Lewis got his ring
No matter how fast light travels , it always seems that dark gets there first and is waiting for it
I like watching football with guys ... Because I can laugh at how ridiculous they look when their football team makes a touchdown
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ it was u ugh goddddd I'll get u back tho
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ haha I already texted you . I was just being sassy I cannot be tamed
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ they fucking deserve it
come on _TWITTER-ENTITY_ play me back in Ruzzle
-we became close friends !! Can't wait till we chill again !
This headache is from satan
just turned in like 20 applications , if I don't get a job were about to hear about 20 bombs going off
Convinced nick to leave work and bring me Taco Bell yea I'm his favorite sick cousin
MY BEST FRIEND HAS A TWITTER NOW ! look out twitter . _TWITTER-ENTITY_
Tonight should be fun
Already cleaning my room out for when I move to the basement
ios 7 is going pretty smooooth
I love giving them something to complain about
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ what can I say ? Satannnn
Got _TWITTER-ENTITY_ hooked on my harbor chase early morning breakfast
My emojis vary from VERY different things .. ⬛
There's no greater feeling in life than winning a debate about a fact in history against my dad
I ain't a killaaaa but don't push mee
I love messing with guys . muwahahaha
Spring Break is in one month
yay for 2 free iPhones
to the mall ✊
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ we are closer than you think .......
I have so many BMW pictures of Brendan
So glad ill have my jersey for the next Belleview game
On my way to see the conjuring now
My man _TWITTER-ENTITY_ has been working so hard lately on _TWITTER-ENTITY_ that he has earned himself an extra long back rub and another gift
Not tired at all
I have a new mission
These hoes are for anyone pick you one get you one
I'll give you a couple days to retrace your steps and take back every stupid ass word you've all said before I come after you . Thanks .
Giving my parents a guilt trip so they skip work and come see me tomorrow
I am soo overwhelmed with joy at the plan that I just came up with .
Sorry it's not sunny _TWITTER-ENTITY_ but mommys working so its not allowed to be nice .. Enjoy your day off though
speakin of the devil
Adventures with _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_
I have the most fucked up prank for tomorrow
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ is such a rebel #behindthewheel
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I'm still looking for a wcw of you . Its gonna be good . An oldie too
Not in the mood this afternoon had to put this trick in her place think she know it all
I love retweeting peoples old tweets
Trynna go to the mall tmm
I'm a Saints fan and my brother is an Eagles fan .... Next weekend should be interesting #GeauxSaints
after 2 years of not being able to black friday shop me and kristin are finally back on our grinddd without _TWITTER-ENTITY_ tho ill miss u
I can't wait for these new fryes for Christmas
Dylan is evil
I make my dad so mad
Aly is a bad influence
I always get my little brother to make me food and get me whatever I want
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ 20 bucks from dollar treasure !
I got my black boots on tonight
I'm finally going to see #Blackfish tonight and I could not be any more excited !!!
Hour 2 is complete , 2 more quotes to go
#ThinkLikeAGuy really does get you somewhere . Makes guys #FeellikeAGirl
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I can't help it !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I was the first
Okay I change my mind about today blowing , my house is being cleaned and I thought about how awesome the next six weeks are gonna be
Working two days this week and then I have the house to myself
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ bill and bob would kill us but maybe hehehe
Brazil supposed to be moving to DeLand or whatever .. DeLand isn't the business i like O-town better
Guess I'm bad news
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ it's death land nobody here !
Whoops , just switched into gangsta mode
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ take me to your dolphin cave
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ You're mistaken . I'm killing you .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ well then I will just tweet and the they will be in my drafts then I will send them all at once
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ yes sir !
there isn't a day that goes by where me and Taylor don't pull each others hair _TWITTER-ENTITY_
Nothin ever changes so tonight is like tomorrow night
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ OR you can just do that this summer .. #COMEHERENOW
Once you're in the group message there is no getting out !
I got this boy wrapped around my finger He gonna buy me some alchyyy
blonde Lauren is almost back
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ well I'm usually the negative influence on everyone that's why I asked
Mama always told me that I should play nice but she didn't know you when she gave me that advice .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ haha ima beat both of ya
With the price of cleaning comes the price of annoying your mom with music
I now have off Monday Wednesdays and Saturdays
I need someone to spoil me
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ amen to that
No one would understand me meg and savs friendship
Happy football Sunday #RavensNation
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ we will be
Now you know how it feels !
Please keep tweeting about me
Evil laugh .
Let me kisssss youuuu
I'm my fathers son .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I'd say it's because I absolutely hate texting but I really just hate you ...
i love creepy shit
While everyone else is walking across campus in this arctic weather , I am snuggled up in bed . #suckstosuck
I'm pretty much getting all money for Christmas and I can't wait to have a new wardrobe
There are evil bunnies in Despicable Me 2 !!! I'm not the only one that thinks they're scary/evil !
Loling at the people asking me what I did last night to be so tired . Uhhhh awkward ! I was up sexting my boyfriend till 3am
can't wait to be back in the lou
Lex for the night
We . Are . Evil . _TWITTER-ENTITY_
When I am older I shall give up being kind and become Lucille Bluthe from Arrested Development . #vodkagoesbadwhenitsopened
Me Andrew and Jaymin . Hey I'm excited .
Hannah's bday in 6 hours ... Canada in 24
Watching saw for the first time . eeeeek
i love my team wow
Wait !! Google translate !
HAPPY BDAY to the two realest boys out ! Love y'all can't wait to turn up and celebrate _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ ❤
So glad coach forest helped me perfect my reverse layup
I feel the such a rebel not wearing my seat belt
Peace to the douche I use to be and say hello to the asshole I'm gonna be ✌
it felt so good to dance tonight
Are you really trying to say its still night time Look outside see that sun wake upppp
I secretly love being challenged ... Please , doubt me ! I am fueled by the doubt of others
How's school ?
Soccer tournament next sat come watch us
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ prolly gonna happen next time I see you
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ then you'd know who did it✂
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ myself and _TWITTER-ENTITY_ are requesting your presence at Hampton beach so we can prove to you who the real wave riders are
I am going to ruin your life . Did I already say that ? Oh well !
Everyone's making a big deal about him going to the Yankees but im pretty sure Youkilis did too ... We are clearly better #Yankeesallday
friday the 13th though
Painted my nails black . Like my soul .
The power of the screen shot
Stoked for the night
“ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ : Awkward moment when you send emojis to someone who doesn't have an iPhone lol . #Whoops ” I still do it just because I can
Starbucks I'm cominnnn for you
In a weird mood ... Someone snapchat me gennahl
Resisting temptation ...
But then again , I'm still caught up in the lifestyle I'm living and loving man , and I damn sure kiss that panama lifestyle
I am the deviled egg QUEEN
I just sent my best Fran about 30+ emoticons ... Individually .
Let's see how long it takes her to see that . Hehehehe .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ there's a Pepsi warehouse 15 minutes from me
I will eat your face off , , gladly .
Lets get it
I love babysitting . Listening to Disney songs all night
everyone at work is being so hostile and I'm over here like fuck you alllll✌️
Off to kill a bride on her wedding day #darkbrotherhood
So freaking excited for true blood tonight !!
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ fine . I'll call my other boyfriend then . ✌
Bout myself an early gift ...... I shouldn't have ☺
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ ally your supposed to be in bed
Just bought my first haunted house tickets of the season ! Pumped !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I don't need to learn how to spell fuck school
Friday the 13th can't stop me from having a good day
Heading back to KC with my brother ... Tricked him into driving ... #naptime
I hope it rains on you
Sending mom my Christmas list
Apparently I used to have a collection of Barbie heads
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ what the french toast is wrong with you ? #Satan .
Still laying down
I'm such a great influence . Mwahaha _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_
Soooo .. Santa wants like a hundred cookies tonight
I feel evil
Currently wearing _TWITTER-ENTITY_ name tag because I know she would want me to and I REALLY want to get as much food on it as possible
I bought cigarettes for my mom and dad and didn't have to show ID ...... guess I look over 30
Do your thannng baby , I ain't even mad
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ AHS is the freakiest show ever !!!!
S/O to _TWITTER-ENTITY_ Happy 9th Anniversary baby ! I love you more now than ever . #loveu ❤
I wanna do something fun tonight
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I am simply one hell of a girl ...
My current mood
I'm happy Becca has that cut ☺
Jack just left Had an amazing time with him
Does anyone know how overly excited I am for spring break ? ☀⚽❤⛅
Every girl has that one girl friend that just brings out the complete bitch in her
The fact that Dzhokhar was found and captured ALIVE
Half an hour until crazed PLL tweets Embrace yourselves .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I can't with my emotions and feels right now . ☺️ ALL THE EMOJIS . Mostly just his one : in relation to you .
I love being hated
Be careful who u mess with bc if they r friends of mine or if im dating them .. Ill bring u down !!
I have the bestest best friend , _TWITTER-ENTITY_ . Calls to check on me & amp ; helps plan a sweet revenge
When things are forbidden I just want to do it that much more
F all the ravens haters
Fuck Christmas movies , were watching the conjuring _TWITTER-ENTITY_
Hope all my 2014 friends have a good last first day
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ is creepin on my stuff
Fuckers got me mad today
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ it's love
“ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ : _TWITTER-ENTITY_ and i are being creepy right now . ”
Just slept on Danielle's couch . Now moving to Brittany's bed .
But yea summer jam was off the motherfuckin hook !!! Best one by far saw all my loves
Friends , dont go home this weekend . Trust me .... we're gonna have a good time #Graduation13 #Plotting
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I made up for it check out that #twitcon .
This is Hunter Moores new account . Send me nudes . #c
Young rich and iconic
So done with this being a girl thing . #emotionallllllllllllllll
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ who the hell you trying to fool not me more like
Christmas break that's what I needed the most hehe ✌️
#ifthepurgewashappeninginreallife I could think of a few people who be the first to go in my book ...
I rep for my town
Yay I get to watch my brother while Teasa is at chemo
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Same ! but I want forrest green or black .. Take the doors off , cruise with my hair blowing in the wind . #DreamsComeTrue ✨
ahhhhhh . I just cant get enough of em . ☺� ? � ?
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I wish I knew you in HS
BGC1O ATL reunion this season was by far the wildest
I really wanna watch Satan's Little Helper right now !
Girls don't like boys , girls like cars and money _TWITTER-ENTITY_
I stole Katy's yoga pants
Suck our dick Denver
Pick your poison
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ working hard ? or hardly workin #creepin
8 miles later and I don't have to feel guilty about any of the feasting that I will be doing later
This emojii made me laugh so hard
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ oh so what you trying to say ? I look like a man
Kristen is free too . I wonder where my boo thang is .
Job hunting tomorrow after a little trip to the dentist
I've had sex with you a lot in my head
It's a snapchat war in this library !
God I'm in such a metal mood right now .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I was think later tonight we could drive up together and steal it ....
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ me too
Pablo called me a bitch , so I spit my gum out at him .
I like only having one dimple
one eyed , one horned , flying purple people eater
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ that said cody
Loop round dos✌
I've eaten more Xmas cookies being home for like 10 minutes than I did all last holiday season ........
We caaann take a trip to the bathroom _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_
Cheating is taken way too lightly anymore . People are like \ud83d��� .. it's whatever " I'd be like " .......................... ""
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I say whiskey for Palm Springs this weekend #orVodka
Aw darn I have math homework
My bunny gets more likes on insta than I do
That may have been the best day I've had In awhile
I have the realist #wcw but I'm wait till after school so everyone sees it .
Excited to try my new bread recipe
Don't know why or how Matt puts up with me , but I'm so glad he does
I DON'T THINK ANYONE BUT WOLVES CAN UNDERSTAND MY LOVE FOR OFWGKTA & lt ;333 IT'S NOT REAL HelP ASDFGHJK
you'll get your karma
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I'm getting the video sent to me
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ omg lets ..... But how
: you're cool ............. ( Jk ) I like talking to you bc funny and you're normally awake at night so that's cool
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ omg love it dark !!
Even tho I'm driving , I make my mom pump the gas
being bad has never been so good
Studied & studied then I went and looked at the sample test and didn't have a clue ! #shat ' all I could do was laugh and hope for the best .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ Megan can't see the emojis . Hahahaha .
Voice in my head made my thumb type this
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I was just gonna tweet the same thing !!! hahaha we're hilarious
The moves have been completed ... For now
Feels good to be free once again
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ panera tomorrow be there or be basic
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ Tanner I'll tell your mother to ground you and you'll stay home
Anyone else play out crazy fight scenarios in there head that would never happen by you wish it would
Noelle sent me another picture of her ass girlfriend
Welcome to the real world
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hehehe I was so evil did you find any of ours ?
Now you all know my pain from last year .... #ihatethemtoo
I never got made fun of as a freshman .. But the new freshman in the fall will be made fun of
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ lol you liked it
Xbox one today
I love saying bad things in Hungarian
Why did i just take 10 shots on a school night whoa
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ don't worry about it
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ miss you too bitch
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ congrats pey
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you do EVERYTHING !!!!
The fact that _TWITTER-ENTITY_ and _TWITTER-ENTITY_ are coming to Richmond for my bday next weeeekkkk !!!
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ nope . You're never leave me . EVER .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ thanks bebe
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ No reason
My fav emoji right now is prob
Dad asked me to stop by Cabelas after work . That's gonna be such a hassle .. #JustKiddingILoveCabelas
Don't mean to sound sleazy but tease me , don't want it if it's that easy
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ haha I'm going tonight
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ i will if you dont shut up and go to bed
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ at least I was honest go get THAI after crossfit later
someoneee textttt me
I love April fools day , mwuahaha
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hbd sexy thing
Just finished THANKS _TWITTER-ENTITY_
Hi pretty girl _TWITTER-ENTITY_ you are coming over sometime on break . K thanks
I literally have nothing planned for tomorrow someone invite me somewhere
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Kelly squared WILL be going all out on Friday ✌
Visiting my dads great aunt in the nursing home and she told him he was the meanest little devil when he was little
Except no more chasing girls on the playground with your belt . Although I let it go I still remember it #GoneButNeverForgotten
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ On it
- We need to hang out soon . I love you & amp ; you're super sweet
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ MY TUDE WILL LEAVE WHEN YOURS DOES
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ lol sometimes
6 shots are catching up to me
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ I fixed it ! Tonight will be beary interesting
I'm just kidding . It was hilarious
Having a hot husband is a blessing and a curse back off ladies Luke Bryan is mine
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ we need to hang out !
what _TWITTER-ENTITY_ doesn't know is that in about a month he will be drivin ' me around #shotgun #calledit
I am in the mood to kill !
LIFE IN COLOR TODAY ⭐️ with _TWITTER-ENTITY_ & amp ; _TWITTER-ENTITY_ Gonna be insaneeeee . Go & amp ; get your tickets !!
It's about to go down
Third night on a row with my babies ! ❤ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_
Oh my gosh have I told you guys lately how much I love Brandon Turpin , he's just so nice .
“ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ : Feel bad for the trick or treaters coming to my house tomorrow cause I really depleted the Reese's stash . ”they get iou's here
I love you and your poop smells like roses . I'm so glad you grew , we were all worried for a while ...
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Adrian Powell gives prostitutes as gifts ?! Oh the secrets keep piling up !!! #Deviousmaids !
Vampire Diaries is addicting
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ yeah that's what I though
Blasting metal to scare my neighbors…
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ wow perfect plan
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ chucky is on
Successfully stole my brothers iPod player for the car .. And he's not getting it back #stickyfingers
I can't wait to be home for break with _TWITTER-ENTITY_ were always up to no good
It's literally psychotic how some girls cannot get over their exes #yourenevergettingbacktogether #likeever
Can't wait to hear Cherokee in the hallways tomorrow
Does everyone agree that we hate Jessie for making us download this app !
WHOS READY FOR SCHOOL TOMORROW
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Jamie said you can just stay at my house after
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ BACK AT IT CRAFTMATIC ALL I KNOW IS MATHEMATICS ON THE STOVE COOKIN CHICKENS
I set up next semester's schedule perfectly . Only one class MWF #somuchtimeforactivities
Visiting the CNA I shadowed at Charlton tomorrow morning because I never got to say bye to him and he's stealing a reusable ice pack for me
Your ridiculous .. #evil
Really hoping _TWITTER-ENTITY_ gets his leave so I can steal him away and keep him to myself for a day .
baby let's get naked just so we can make sweet love
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I'm good , but thanks for the offer
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Hahaha I live life on the edge
I really want a wolf as a pet ... Is that too much to ask New York state law that's against me ? #idowhatiwant #haa
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ yes when we move in
#Bruinsfam First I endured Redwings jerseys at Dicks and now some guy is at Olive Garden is in a Blackhawks jersey . Food fight anyone ?
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ wow , I'm sssooooo glad U think it's funny
I haven't hung out with ANY friends this summer hahaha my crew keeps our circle small
Been At Work Since 3 & amp ; Have Yet To Take A Break . I'm Bout To Get Reckless .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ wunna fornicate guys
For people that retweet everything , this twitter update allows me to be an asshole and sends them a notification so I favorite the retweets
Now it's over
Scary movies with my girls ! _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_
My phone says its only 66 but damn , it feels way hotter than that ! ☀
You have all the tender sweetness of a sea sick crocodile Mr. Grinch .
I'm a selfish bitch . I turned \playing with aunt sunnys hair " into a game for Lilly . Mwahahahahaaaaaaa ☺️ "
Tonight tho > & gt ;
And you know I will
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ fine I'm visiting before you leave
Viv said \whose ' my lil hoe' ?! " exactly what it says "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Well idk you but it bothered me no one answered you . So the answer is hell yes
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I feel this way about a lot of people .... And it makes me very happy
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ better not be love you
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ haha yessss
- your avi but you're sooOoooO pretty and me you and Alex are so swag at b-ball
I spent all my money at forever 21
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ pig status
I love Orange Beach ☀
damn _TWITTER-ENTITY_ goin at necks ☝️
u blocked me but I hope someone shows u these tweets
I love looking _TWITTER-ENTITY_ people snap best friends
The fact that _TWITTER-ENTITY_ is probably gonna be stuck in Columbia for the holidays >
I love combat boots
Happy Friday the 13th
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ dawww :') except im not a pain in the butt ... I'm perfect
Just drove like a champ lol
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ whoever felt love is gonna get shot ❤
I'm a devil tonight
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ please , i miss you dawg . As soon as i get ungrounded
Pretty sure I'm scaring _TWITTER-ENTITY_ for life
just bought a lottery ticket if i win i get $ 210,000,000 . if i do win everyone who i care about will be waking up w their dream car
\ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ : I love knowing bad things about the people I hate like I can ruin their life's in a matter of seconds and I love it .. ""
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ That's what I heard .. I'm sorry sis . At least I created some memories for you guys _TWITTER-ENTITY_ #yourewelcome
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ thx for going grocery shopping #finderskeepers
5 minutes left of work #ballin
Just realized teen mom 3 is on tonight . ☺
We might have way too much pizza ... _TWITTER-ENTITY_
Haha and of course he's always late & lt ; & lt ; & lt ; & lt ;
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you , driving the speed limit ? That's a good one haha
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ brings out the best in us
\If you couldn't tell , I'm adopted ; everyone in my family is white " - _TWITTER-ENTITY_ #shitpeoplesay "
Ashley let me help her dye her hair
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ yay ! If I wasn't working all freakin day id kidnap you
Steakk For Super Tonight & gt ; & gt ; & gt ;
People that don't wanna text me can FUCK OFF
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I wish I was that skinny bahaha
no time for the gym today but I'm wearing wedges so that counts as a work out right ?
I've been so lazy today , I haven't even been outside yet
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I got this .
Who wants to come over and blazeee
I'm pumped up and it's only Monday . Let's see what Friday brings !
Haha fucker got that double chin snapchat saved _TWITTER-ENTITY_
Blasting music and dancing like a complete idiot is my all time favorite thing to do #cantlie #carefree
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ alright bro
I'm late but just voted for _TWITTER-ENTITY_
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ love you more !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ haha really ? Guess that's why I'm laughing my way to the bank and your trying to get a degree to make less than me
He's screamed again I am dying Via last tweet
Can't wait till next Tuesday
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ that's cause you a baby
I will never get a credit card simply because I know I'll blow the money and ruin my credit . I'll stick with my debit card
Love how most of the snow in Salem has melted
Drive sober , or get pulled over ... Other than that LETS ALL GET FUCKING WASTEEDDDD TONIGHT !!!
Law & amp ; Order SVU ann COPS , ohhhhhhhh baby !
Lily Allen tells it straight ! She is my role model ! Give her a listen !
Calling 911 is so scary
Sometimes I tweet a lot just to piss people off #iHatePeople
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ 15 tomorrow
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ good to know I can get away with those gifts
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ accept my grandma also likes crossword puzzles ....
I like to make weird faces at my dogs .
I don't even rlly like the movie The lucky one , I just watch it cuz of my babe _TWITTER-ENTITY_
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ sounds like a keeper . total charmer .
Dear ex , we are only friends on FB for one reason : so you can see how hot and wonderful I am . We are not friends . #SucksToSuck #missedout
If you someone have me a 60 question staar test over Darren Criss and glee , there's no doubt that I would ace it . #yuuupppp
But dinner is just not ready ! #phew
You can't have the cake and eat it too
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ lol it's fine .
Anyone wanna come down to good ole mobile this weekend ? It's Homecoming
Left and right , up and down , subtweets , subtweets everywhere .
What a boring snow day so farr .. sadly I still have homework to do
#tweetyourweekness BASKETBALL PLAYERS .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you won't be there you twerp . So HA
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahahaha omg
Kels finizio best girlfriend i never had
1 . 2 . 3 . 4 . 5 . I'm to drunk to walk , let's drive !
Hahaha ! Maybe it is . What are you going to do about it ? _TWITTER-ENTITY_
shout out to _TWITTER-ENTITY_ . Congrats and come join your big sis here at psu !!!
The Great Gatsby comes out on DVD on the 27th of this month !
How am I supposed to study for my 3 finals when I just booked my flight to Pasadena ? /
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ made me a sandwich
I get to yell at kids all day
OMG we get to meet the mother tomorrow ! _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_
I want some Mexican food
Only person that has actually DMed me today is _TWITTER-ENTITY_
Or grass boarding in my front yard
\ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ : She may or may not have me wrapped around her finger . " "
Your just mad because you lost
Driving on our way back to the cabin and a bear runs our in front of us .. #scaryyy _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ or just look at Instagram
It's June .
My boyfriend wants to go see a scary movie .. What the shit ! World has got to be ending lmao
\So many surprises , oh so many colors and sizes !! " "
The snap chat _TWITTER-ENTITY_ just sent me #Dead ✋
I snuck chips and salsa into the theatre tonight .... totally impressed Malorie
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ ok- I don't makes more sense
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ are you excited ? #yes or #no
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ YAY perfect
When people contradict themselves it's so funny
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahahah ! Like how you came home late last night . #tisktisk
You suck at snapchatting #lil
My satin bed sheets are too nice never getting out of bed nope sorry
Just passed the museum of drag racing
when someone has a problem why dont they tell you ? everyone finds out before you do haha wtff
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Yeah , but I feel your pain ! Lol my hair is super curly and i got to spilt it down the middle to . It's blows
I'm so nosey , I wanna know who everyone is subtweeting about
The thought of getting to sleep in ...
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ lmao I love this BAHAHHA
drinking the best coffee I have ever had #happy
All I know how to do is take off my clothes .
i wonder if ill have LTE in the sky
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ oh gotcha . I have my last exam tomorrow night
I just saw Coach Myrick . S/O to sophomore basketball team
This girl has a paisley ticket
Let's put it this way ... I'd rather not post it on twitter ... I'll text ya
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Just a bunch of different people . Haha my TL is always full of crazy girlfriends bitching about something their bf has done .
Had a long ass day today but bring on tomorrow
happy fucking Monday everyone
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ god I laughed harder than I should have you guys are perfect
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Jesus Christ .
I have never been so excited to get a snapchat
Went in the mall for body lotion ... came out with shoes . They were only 30 bucks ! Can't pass that up ...
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ no problem ! And am I the only one watching one time music video ??? Cuz I am ...
Did you guys hear that thunder like 5 minutes ago that was LOUD AS HELL ?!?
This lady talking to my mom : \don't run , running is bad for your boobs . " Noted . "
Finding out the fish likes marshmallows _TWITTER-ENTITY_ #classic #guppy
I'd very much like to be wasted tonight .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ we have to with Austin when we come up !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I'll have to check my schedule .... I'm a pretty busy man but a may find time to squeeze you in
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ can't wait to do it !! ✨
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ take a picture and make it look like you're walking on water
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ we jamming out all through Rensselaer ! You gonna be teaching me how to twerk soon
My head right now & lt ; & lt ;
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ it's all good .. Better not happen again tho
Real quick , bitchy fucking ugly ass girls that think they're hot shit . Seriously get the fuck over yourself , you fucking egotistic whore .
Amazing Friday night with _TWITTER-ENTITY_ ! Cannot wait for _TWITTER-ENTITY_ ☀️
Playing halo on a movie theater screen #cansomeonesayawesome
just creeped one of my gf's frens's page least I admit it
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I know right ! Me too !
HAHAHA wow .
The band played \ pour some sugar on me " as their closing song last night .. #SaveTheBestForLast "
here goes Karl with the late night subtweets . get em Karl !..
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I didn't talk about anyone else !?
Anytime my baby sister does anything bad now my mom does the JJ Watt finger wave to her .
Yes I just demolished my ribs at Applebee's and licked my fingers clean . Single gurr don't curr
When the fuck do they release us from hell tomorrow ? #help #SATs
“ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ : Tbh I think I could sleep for like 3 years , wake up , eat a few cakes , then go back to sleep . ” Oh my yes !!!!
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I like bein weird
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you are always there when stupid stuff happens to me on the bus . I hate your timing lol
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ call in sick man ! At least you work with beer
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I'm currently planning my trip to delray
And here we sit teaching my uncle steve how to use Facebook
Text this number for 1 FREE text that will make your day go SPUNK ! P.s. Spunk means something realllllly good ! 508- 735- 1313 !!! DO IT !
Idk why I put a rice emoji
Tyler's milk had chunks in it
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ HAHA all I could think was wait ... he works at Foot Locker ?!
Euuw ! Kill it _TWITTER-ENTITY_
About To Get Right With This Timebomb
School tomorrow ? Still getting wild tonight .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ lmfao she's like wallah if you don't do Halal stuff everything going down the drain I mean we weren't too bad
I want a relationship like Eric and Donna .
I love when people talk crap behind my back but don't say it to my face . Makes me feel special . Almost like 6th grade all over again .
Went bowling actually not that bad
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahahaha just wear your ghost costume and come in please
I just remembered I get to watch Vampire Diaries now that I'm home . #yayyy and Nashville❤
Rootbeer float ... #happydance
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ miss you too Maddie !!! Haha , that's awesome !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ hay look wow a big Gope !!
Lol yeah just don't text back
I seriously love this girl ! We are like 2 peas in a pod _TWITTER-ENTITY_
Just ate Waffle House delicious lol
Tonight is gonna be awesome .
Am I the only one who don't find pedicures relaxing ? I'm just trying to hold my laughter the whole time
5$ Tuesday ? #Anyone
No R Kelly but i'm trapped in a closet right now . Last thing from fresh air .... I guess this is my initiation for work
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ he said he will for $10
Nearly got thrown outta my tube
Well that was an awkward tweet .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ promise you I did that on every single one for anatomy and zoology ! He could careless as long as you get credit for them ...
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ lol omg I don't deserve something that beautiful .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ girl I do ... Paintball war got the way of me today
“ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ : Do country girls shake it as much as Luke Bryan puts on ? They must be in great shape . ” For real ! It's a TWERK out !
Hahah 7 years later , I just found out my step dad use to sell weed . #dying
Auto correct almost got me to say hump instead of jump
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ oh stahp it
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ yeah I have to sleep on it like that since there're people sleeping ...
I hate it when my friends don't have iPhones because then I can't send them stupid emojis _TWITTER-ENTITY_
I'm loving these chairs at StaTan !
I wish it wasn't 11:23 and more people would tweet so I wouldn't be bored .
Honestly don't know how I'm still up and driving
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ ugh , fine ! You make a very good point it's going to be insane !
Lmfao with this #southpark hahahah
Jk I take that back there is someone .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahaha thatd be so funny 8158228532
This weekend is going to be great
Text Sara good news because I'm too lazy to get out of bed , hear footsteps in hallway , next thing I know Sara has jumped on my bed
Way to rock shit out tonight ... _TWITTER-ENTITY_
Nothing like a nice morning cleaning with _TWITTER-ENTITY_
I think it's so pathetic when girls make their boyfriends put other girls down , grow up .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ all yours
21/24 on the speaking final .... KILLLLED ITTTT ! Showed that test what the fuck was goooood . #SOOOOHAPPY
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ DOOOOOD YOURE KILLIN ME
it's so nice outside . it makes me feel like I'm in Ireland
When dr. harrison gets us breakfast > & gt ; & gt ; & gt ;
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I feel it dude , we just need to move in together and do our own shit in our own home haha slut bag can come too if she wants
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Mine too
I use to hate math . But now i kind of enjoy doing it . I feel accomplished .
All different types of smiles right now ☺
I feel like people are judging me because I still love and obsess over One Direction but idc cuz so does like 937497389% of the school
So many emotions
the weekend is so close
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Im just scrolling down my news feed and get to this tweet and absolutely die laughing .
Can't believe me and _TWITTER-ENTITY_ weren't fb friends till today #random #wth
Iron man 3 tonight at 9
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ & amp ; I are being inappropriate right now . Sorry _TWITTER-ENTITY_
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ where's our pics ?
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ ... I don't get it ?
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ and maybe that's my thing #lesbihonest
I'm moving In tomorrow and am not even packed
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ We have that on now too !!
Cheesy mashed potatoes
Why didn't i do it
Just two more weeks till my 21st !!!
Gonna watch the subset tonight on the beach & amp ; Disney World tomorrow ! #eeek #excited
People who snore
I love my life
People who left there car windows down
Here's to the past they can kiss my glass
Took my brother to his first physical , when he got out i said have fun gettin felt up ! #haha #joysofbeinganathlete ⚾
That would happen though .
#InElementarySchool I had the biggest crush on _TWITTER-ENTITY_ and we would always run around passing notes at lunch
My mom is already talking about our family trip next year . #score ✌️
so happppy _TWITTER-ENTITY_ is coming with _TWITTER-ENTITY_ and I on the cruise . #badnews
Im shocked at some people ! Didnt know some of these people even knew how to swing a bat !!!
Excited to cook dinner tonight , I seriously don't do it enough .
I spend money on stupid stuff , you don't live twice
I literally have the best schedule
I'm sooo late I was suppose to leave 30 minutes ago oh well . I'm watching football they'll understand ❤️
Pressure , stress , and waiting make me crumble . #ah #whereisthabksgivingbreak
This food tech tho !!
I'm not single .. I have many committed relationships•Oreos•Netflix•Guacamole•Pizza•myself
I would bend her over a barrel and show her the 50 states ☺️
It's raining and I'm gonna get soaked
Kids are with their dad for the next couple of days #ToyaTime
At least I got a great day tomorrow college visit at Pitt #h2p
Fuck yeah ! Going up to Eugene tomorrow to finally meet the noble glass crew !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ HAHAH seriously though . I was so shocked at how rude everyone was . But I did meet a boy who gave me a cookie .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ sucks to suck❤
#BadGrandpa everyone must see this movie !
Clapping between words is the best infuses !
My papaw expects me to know know everything about computers
Done with my first class ! That \successful student " class is pretty dumb . Too bad that _TWITTER-ENTITY_ will have take it in a fall #L "
CONSUELLA made it to Duncan falls atleast lol then broke down at the light fuck her bitch ass
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ was that before or after you and Tyler cracked your arms ??
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ HAHA !!
At game works and these broads come in wearing homecoming dresses and looking all ratchet . #nicetry ☝
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ Oh so that's what's happening !... I knew something was wrong ! Haha
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ he was fixing the stove down at the hose company to get ready for the carnival #classic
burlesque is on
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahaha hey , the VS lady said I'm a b-cup now . Run and tell Jessie she got some competition for biggest boobs of the crew .
Seriously nothing can ruin my mood right now #happy
The feeling I get after dropping my iPhone and picking it up to see the screen not broken #grateful
Oh my gosh , we just keep going higher and higher
I keep everything from clothes to baby wipes in my locker .
She's going to go shopping and be like \wtf ?? " Ahahaha "
I ripped my moms boots trying to put them on my size 11 feet she's going to kill me
\ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ : I have one final . Fuck all y'all! ""
First day of work
Where can I find a tea cup puppy
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ damn right the gingers gunna come out
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ ahhhhahaa you funny come on now you caught me on a bad night prepare for a shut out this weekend #uaintready
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Haha I wish I came
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahahaha it's hilarious !!
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ it was awful .
“ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ : You guys should be proud of me I successfully parallel parked today in the city ” now get out that spot nd I will lmao
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ : Immediately after posting that I KNEW you would like it #GladYouSawIt _TWITTER-ENTITY_
got the best throw back for tomorrow get ready _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_
Currently laughing my ass off watch Ted .
She mine , get a good look tho
“ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ : if you think my tweets are ridiculous you should see my life choices” is this you ? _TWITTER-ENTITY_
I walked Into my aunts house and the first thing I asked for was the wifi password
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ cheese cake is so good ! You is crazy I'll do homework later
Lady comes in , half-circles my service desk , comes back and asks if this is my real hair . It is , thanks ! She said it looks really pretty .
Hopefully it's long enough .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ I don't wanna talk about it
Last night though ... Adventured so hard
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ peace out girl scout
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I'm thinking we have now upgraded our friendship
All I can say is eww
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ what's your favorite color ?
Only in Jefferson would a tractor make me late for practice #itsnotfunnytho
I'm not gonna be able to concentrate on classes all day , I'm too excited to find out who my big is tonight
Walking dead tonight !!!!! finally
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ were gonna get it on video . No worries
I can't wait to shower
Sursly that picture doe
Bousta have mad fun , lets get on this boat already . _TWITTER-ENTITY_
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ omg LOL
29 more daysssss
Just hand the best spades game ever !!!!
Storms over . Time to go rootin
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I feel sooo speciallllllllll you finally realized that
Matt Braden and jack got me #Rollin
Maybe if I actually like the people I go to school with it wouldn't be so bad ...
You don't look like 75 likes in person ...
Do I look like a mother ? I've been asked 3 times how old my kid is . He's my brother . #likereally
I'm gonna send _TWITTER-ENTITY_ the ugliest fucking snapchats tonight
The hobbit is gonna be so sweet !
Hahaha im about to embarrass you ! _TWITTER-ENTITY_
It's Christmas Eve at the Betts house , & amp ; I am so excited . ❤️ #santascoming
I cannot contain my excitement for washington☺
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ but seriously I need to get out of her lets get them to take us somewhere over break .! Like Arkansas ..
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ productive day
Thunder got that W
Fuck !! I got distracted from HW . I'm really gonna try to stay a head ... I say that ever semester though
Everyone have a great dayyy
Ok so now we are making Obama chia pets ? You've got to be kidding me .
#Thatmomentwhen someone makes a situation awkward . Night/day has been officially made .
When Mrs. Bailey tells the whole 9th grade about your live life ☺❤ #tofunny #iloveher
Jst relized i got a pay raise like Weeks AGO !! ☺
So over you☺️
I had a fuckin great time last night and alot of good laughs !! _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ these are good people
13 work days until Hilton Head with Kevin and Tracey
Ben just took my math test for me
Can't wait to sing with mr. Lupo this year ...... Oh wait !...
I Getta see my bitches soon ! ☺
My bestfriend while she's intoxicated completely explains why were bestfriends . #Anniversary _TWITTER-ENTITY_ idk what I'd do without you
I also think that I will get myself a BEAUTIFUL Vera Bradley plush blanket
I'm cleaning my room and I have to move all this furniture by myself
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ woo woo
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hey I'm just glad you don't even tweets pictures of yourself
This place is too much !!
You can bet your white ass that I'm hanging with _TWITTER-ENTITY_ at the volleyball tournament .
So excited to go look at this apt tomorrow
I dunno I might fail Coach George's exam ...
I have never laughed so hard until today
Cleaning my life away before things get hectic
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I know
I wonder how much sleep I got
Thanks to all who came tonight , hope you had fun !
I have no fucking friendsThis really isn't funny tho
Effingham haunted house is sooo good and scary
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ If people could see my google history I'd have no friends
I'm really moody today
This is the end
My roommate got up 4 hour ago . And I'm still in bed
Some girl at the smoke shop just asked me if people tell me I look like Derek #yes
I can't even .
Waking up to the smell of bacon & gt ; & gt ; #myfavorite #yummy
so I'm watching the watch with my mom and the alien is attacking and she says he power of Christ compels you " like the guy on vine "
I really wish someone could've seen all of the snaps _TWITTER-ENTITY_ sent me this morning
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ the tube ? and oh yeah _TWITTER-ENTITY_ might be takin out the boat soon hopefully !!
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ haha that's true . I hardly ever get hangovers idk why I did this time . #weird and haha well lucky you that's good !
I think it's funny when people get offended by my tweets , thinking they're about them when they totally arent . Lol #YoureInsecure
TODAY'S THE LAST DAY OF CAMP
Can it be last Thursday again ? #NCYC was so much fun . I can't even explain how great it was✌️☺️
The Longest Yard is on
Maybe I'm goin deaf , maybe I'm goin blind , maybe I'm out of my mind
I can't wait for my mom to bring my puppy this weekend .
Why hasn't our school called yet ? ⛄️❄️
S/O to _TWITTER-ENTITY_ for leaving me a voicemail early this morning
My senior week
The shit id do to go to prom this year
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ awh thanks
I'm still confused as to why john travolta made an appearance in one of my dreams randomly ..... like .... what ?
Holy crap .. A bird just flew into my window . I wonder if it's still alive
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Nighty night see ya tomorrow babe
This bus smells like dead fish
That awkward moment when you text your sister sayin \what you doin baby " and thinking you sent that to your boyfriend "
Finally destroyed an impossible level on candy crush !!! High on victory right now !!
Now I remember why I'm so bad
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I thought maybe that's what it meant , but I didn't know you were that hooood ... ☺
The little monkey . I likes the little monkeys on here monkey monkey ratchet bitch monkey and monkey .
My hair's on point tonight someone please hang out with me
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you know who I am ?
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I feel like your a bully
remembering i have a little bit of bud left at home makes me so much more excited to get home
Feel very strange going to but clothes at vineyard vibes then going to urban next
I think im loosin my mind
Dad gave me the Chevy for two days !!
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ yah see what I did there
I can't wait for this cheese cake after I eat dinner it's about to be delicious and I'm a fat ass and eat my feelings
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ it's just as relaxing and awesome as I dreamed it would be
I need me a female to play with lol
I'll never get used to the scrubby brush they use on the bottom of feet at the nail Solon . #uncontrollableLaughter
Ravens fans so salty right now .
He always has that small group of people that rides his nuts too #YallKnowWhatimTalkingAbout
Sucks for all the people that have to go back to work tomorrow ....
Dey Know was my jam like 2 years ago #shwatylo
The princess and the frog is on tomorrow night !!!!!
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I know how you feel .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ shes goin in late today
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ this new girl even knows me I feel like they are my family ; that's how close we are .
Some girls post pictures of themselves on instagram and there faces are scary AF
I love tanning in a stand up bed while I've got Snoop on blast and I'm just breakin it down the whole time
AWKWARD AWKWARD AWKWARD AWKWARD !!!!!!!!! #soexcited #yayyyyy
Findlay is talking about the wrongs of bullying as he talks about how overweight his neighbor is . #Bold
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I've prayed hazard about the truth to share with my children . It involves Jesus & amp ; Aggies
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ ur beautiful I'll see you in algebra 3 bud and keep ur head up on the ice tomorrow
I cannot wait for a night of laughter and hysteria with _TWITTER-ENTITY_ ! #frikingpumped #tuesday
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Some are awful ! Hahaha
Wooohoooo Olsen you did it
Lots of ppl bout to be cut offffff thanks to this update #blocked
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ no I just dont like you lol and I aint got no problems for your info
Wtf are dump cakes .. there are so many weird commercials haha
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ people who don't look good wearing white pants
Had to drive my mom to school with me .
Our names where on the wall in iss . _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_
Sometimes I wish my wish could come true and It happen NOW !
My mom calls me a bitch about 3 times a day . Like oh thanks ? Didn't know
It's all fun and games till Santa checks the naughty list . lol #naughtylist #santa
Welp I found a 9MM and a shotgun that I want !
Workin 14 hrs today
haha playin the field ya know ?
Clint finally gets his license on Tuesday #thankgod
Some guy just said _TWITTER-ENTITY_ and I look like twins . #welooknothingalike #dumby
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ sorry _TWITTER-ENTITY_ . She's not interested in you anymore
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ don't you worry , I will be back tonight and answer my text you whore , such a whore .
The awesome feeling that I don't have to go back to school until January 28th #yay
Cooper & amp ; I are dancing to bubble butt .
ERIN IS COMING UP ! ERIN IS COMING UP !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I'm free tomorrow night if you wanna take me somewhere
only reason why im not dreading this practice is bc we have homecoming today
I tell you what , I can't wait to go to the gym today ☺
Did awesome on my speech ... #gome
I'm such a bum at home
23% on geometry
“ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ : You're at Starbucks ? Please post pictures of your coffee , I've never seen one before . ” Guilty
They said don't play video games all night and my roomie looks at me from across the row
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ good luck #killit
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ tweets are on point tonight . Kinda will feel like a creep if I retweet them all .
Oh no _TWITTER-ENTITY_ somebody is talking about you ! But you can't see it BECAUSE YOU ARE BLOCKED . Hahaha . #shethirsty
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I'm glad someone taught you how to hashtag !
I'm so close to winning #visitbeaconhills
Dude , who knew _TWITTER-ENTITY_ had such amazing dance moves ?! Total hot tamale train material . Totally . _TWITTER-ENTITY_
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ haha what was this ? ☺
Well we lasted all night in the tent !
Out to my cousins club with babe and _TWITTER-ENTITY_ , this should be interesting
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ just lay out a quick 50 push-ups before school and you'll be fine
Loling , people are hilarious on twitter today , unless I'm just delirious
Church then work later for a catering . Yay !
suffering from severe boredom . someone come plaaaayyyyy
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Can we at least invite The Toadies to the #chilicookoff ?? I'm sure they like chili , beer and Soundgarden ✌
You're fat , ugly , & amp ; I hate you
I've never been so pumped for 1 day in my entire lifeee
Awkward moment when someone thinks yer starring at them
I've never seen a kid as high as that kid in my life _TWITTER-ENTITY_ didn't tell me how fun Salem people are
I think my brothers friend wants him ....
Clayton Kershaw is on Jimmy Kimmel tonight !
Give me that booze you little pumpkin pie hair cutted freak
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Lmfao ! It's too funny though . He had perfection , now he lost it
\Watch what you eat ! " Ha I don't have the chance to watch what I eat . I blink and the food is already being digested . - Rie "
THE MOVIE THEATER IN MY BASEMENT IS BACK IN BUSINESS Y'ALL .
alllllll my Netflix plays is Texas ...... chainsaw massacre
#daymade \I think you forgot something last night " "
So I've been depressed all day cause my car isn't coming home tonight
Feelin like I'm falling in love again today
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ I am well aware of the fact that I am a psycho with every disease
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I know !!!!!
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I miss you too good thing were getting food this weekend !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ doin work right noww !!
This is a first , I understand my precal
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ like what room do you have to call everyone idiots ?
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ date me Sammy girl ill treat you right
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ the theater people are going to remember us !!
Today I bought a candle from B & BW that smells just like men's cologne . Greatest thing ever . #NoBoyfriendNovember #NoBoyfriendEver
It's time to graduate
I miss those good ole days ...
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ of course I miss the stang sometimes
Tonight was better and worse than expected at the same time
Who want my 7,300 th tweet ?
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ what a faggot hahaha kinda looks like Thomas from the back Caito !
Always stressing myself out over speeches but then I remember its my major
P.S. 96 days until Miley _TWITTER-ENTITY_
What Auburn fan is going to Atlanta and wants to take meeeee ?!!!
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahaahah I should have packed u in my suitcase !!!!
I should be packing and doing homework but no I am watching Reba
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahaha classic , I know it's so original
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ ⛪️⏳⌛️ you had to see this coming .
Still in such an amazing mood bc I passed my TEAS testttt
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ ohhhhh hahaha ! I'm sorry
When a number i dont know texts me like i should know who they are , i know it's someone in Denver . Because i deleted a lot of contacts ✌
I love this mood I'm in #HappyHappyHappy
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ idk if I should laugh at your voicemail or cry
Wait until she sees how we hooked up the whole crib .. her face gunna be like
Will is knocked out on the couch
When my dog has dreams & gt ; & gt ; & gt ; & gt ; twitching and yelping
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ lmao you're funny it was a picture of weed and Amanda flipped ... Your daughter is sooo adorable though !! She's a diva no a brat
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ wouldn't you like to know .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ good job ash
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ but it's the only thing I'm good at
\The point of a Facial is for it to go everywhere ! " Best quote ever by the one and only Anal cum guzzling Queen !!! _TWITTER-ENTITY_ "
You mean I might actually get out of here early ?!
Of course the guy that stole my debit card number would by porn duh
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ haha yeah I don't even watch the idol man ! We are equally on the same level now lol . We all have our guilty pleasure #YeShrug
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I said hose " not " these " . I was insinuating the ones who were present at the time . "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ except you're not getting her back oops
so here's to never growing up !!
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ that's not his signature .. I looked up his autograph on Google
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ they're gross but they get the job done !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you act so mature though
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ That is so mean ! Just because you don't tag me in the tweet doesn't mean i still can't read it !!!
You're so in \love " with your girlfriend but you still text me every other week and ask if I miss you and tell me you love me ? #no #goaway "
Keep that ass jumping
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ lol what do you even be doing at 4 and 5am
Good night so far
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hey , do you like Chicago ??....
Got asked to go to prom in Duluth .
I just really want _TWITTER-ENTITY_ to win most attractive male because A . he is most attractive and B . because Taylor Swift is presenting it
My husband is amazing . Nesting and all _TWITTER-ENTITY_
Finnally reunited _TWITTER-ENTITY_
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ I was hoping you would say that , just want little cutsie curls , but just don't wanna pay someone to do it
10 days til I'm 20
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ bahaha we're all worn out from laughing at your hat collection
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ all right than when and where
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ that's an understatement ! Hahaha your mom was hugging her asking how she got so fucked up ! #drunkies
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ ur rude and annoying
So I left my bottle of water in my truck last night , and it exploded when I opened in class this morning . #oops
When I go to get a drink from the kitchen and my roommate is in there butt ass naked
Some people really do need an eye opener
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ oh hell ya !
Whoever just prank called me , YOU MADE MY DAY !!! #hilarious
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ dude your cracking me up with these tweets ! #bobevansprobzzzzzz
when ppl steal your pics on Facebook and post them on their own Facebook , like they was the first ones to have it & lt ; & lt ; & lt ; fkn fkrs anyway !
It's basically everything you like sucks assballs .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ dude yes !
If hit a small rut , BOOM , you're down instantly .. Well for me anyways .
PLL and awkward is on tn . omg
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ HAHAHAHAHA I could picture all of that goo g down
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ watch the butters episodes on South Park .. Awesome-O will make you dieee laughing
GUESS WHO JUST APPLIED FOR WORLD CUP TICKETS ?!?! AHHHHHHHHHHHH ITS BECOMING MORE REAL EVERY DAY ⚽️⚽️⚽️⚽️
That kid on the mini bike earlier _TWITTER-ENTITY_
I'm so excited for this week ☺
Wait , Just Wait
This truck is so fun to drivee
Talking to grant today . . \So like , do you know Navajo ? " " Yes , a few words . " " Like what ? " " Chizhi . " Hahaha ! He didn't even say it right "
Can it be next Saturday yet #soexcited
4 finals done ! 3 more to go
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Is It Really That Funny ??
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hey'd probably make a connection .. And then we'd be like ' sorry we were too busy learning Russian all night '" "
there's nothing like your own bed
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I am highly jealous of you right now ! I hope you have fun meeting the boys !!! If only I lived near London haha
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I'm loving it !
Uhm . So , CS 400 might just be the best class ever
When im the reason behind your smile > & gt ;
Hate when I can't find my keys
Lord , today is going to be a long , long day . #MixedFeelings
Riding around jamming to the new One Direction cd with my little sister . #holleratus
Can't wait to see Levi tackle some munchkins tonight
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ haha it's not even on the ceiling it's just on the wall but ya that would make everything a little lower
Sherlock is one of my favorite shows
Ex-Benedict for breakfast
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ haha it's a match made in GABP haha
my nails getting soooo long #ahh
Yesssss it's finally the weekend !!! This shit is gonna be CRAZY !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahah I can only imagine ! I laughed so hard WHAT ARE YOU DOING TODAY ?!
But I don't mind , because I'm at the beach . The beach makes up for every bad thing in my life
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ it's going to be okay . I might just have to watch it during lunch tomorrow or something . I'll find a way !
Finally game day !!!
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ that was awful
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ no wonder you are puking ... it's because you are eating poo !
Yaaayyyy finally at 10k tweets !!!!
All iKnow is if things keep progressing at this speed , I'm most definitely gonna need MORE #cowbell .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I'm here too ! Lets meet up when you get here
I wanna meet hunter hayes ... just kidding
Taking my brother to get his drivers permit ... Hope he passes so he can drive home while I take a nap in the backseat #sotired
Get out of town !!!
I think girls will stop lying about being good drivers when guys stop lying about what 8 inches really is ! #GirlCode
\ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ : _TWITTER-ENTITY_ " zomg "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ we'll jump him .. From behind , he'll never see it coming (; then we'll keep the hat hostage .. FOREVER
Now lets all pretend like we are the biggest red wings fan #WhoAreYouFoolin
That nap & gt ; & gt ; & gt ; & gt ;
IT'S SHARK WEEK NEXT WEEK !!!
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ and I destroyed _TWITTER-ENTITY_ in pong . Just thought I'd remind ya buddy
It feels so good knowing I never have to go to my nutrition class today . Or ever again #dropped #goodbye
Done with stats/math for the rest of my life with a C+ and I could not be any happier to be done .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ We will one day when we get these points lol
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ happy white boy Wednesday
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ me either booboo .
Lets stop and get a shot and a drink before we go grocery shopping .
My room is actually cold since there isn't five people in it
My dad came home from work tonight ... Nothing unusual except .. he brought candy and sweets this time #sugarrush
Couldn't even look at my phone when I sent that ....
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ ok ya I know
Wishing I was _TWITTER-ENTITY_ right now so I'd only have classes twice a week
Nick the Dick is being a Chick by whining about not being here for the dinner I'm cooking tonight .
Who's going to make me sundaes
Ethan gave me a new phone charger , found my old camera , and my lifeproof today
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ oh my gosh thanks baby cakes . I'll make up for it Lata
I hate when I don't know the words to a song yet .. And it's just that awkward learning process .
My cousin is so nosy #secrets
Me & amp ; Katie have the most fun together
I love delays because there are no days added to the school year #bittersweet
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ True , True ... just teasing you
Morning run w/ Aspen .... and she's outtttt #wimp
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ GOOD ! THIS NURSING BULLSHIT IS GETTING OLD !
There are two types if people in the world . The ones who love country music , and the ones who don't know their shit . ⛺
GETTING MY PUG PUPPY IN A COUPLE WEEKS ! ☺☺☺☺
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ thank you ! Hey positive thoughts breeds positive results
Can always count on _TWITTER-ENTITY_ to drink with me
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ that's what I'm watching !!!
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ ik haha .. Its fine
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahahahaha why are you even working ? Shoulda just put a damn cast on you sissy boy
I can't even wait to see those red and blue trash cans tomorrow
The things me and Val use to do in elementary I swear we were the worse kids ever always in trouble
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ am I sensing hate ?!???
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ runs in the family
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ bahahha my mom is the exact same
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ our conversations > & gt ;
I love getting my car washed #sopretty
So excited to practice today #cleared #nosurgurybaby ⚽
I love the Halloween town series
Was Straight blitzed as a blister earlier .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ be thankful ... Lol
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ LOOK AT THE HAIRLINE !! It's makeup !!
I love it when you're so happy and you love everything
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ omg ! Yes I did !
At this point I'm pretty much like , my milkshake brings all the boys to the yard
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Just you wait til Champion !
I didn't stay still was dummy
Ha you guys thought Cannabis was addictive hahaha good one .
Don't Look Like That !
Ohh how I love getting up at 6:00 to go see _TWITTER-ENTITY_ swim !!
Needless to say it's already been an interesting day
I'm fukkked upp
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I ran to Stephenson the moment it went off
Youuuuuuu fucked up
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I didn't fall asleep
had a dream last night i met the cast of duck dynasty ... at disney ...
Drop everything and hang out with me
When people say they're excited for college I'm like I'm sure you're excited but I'm SUPER FREAKIN excited
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ that's no goodI always first and second lunch I'll bring you some peanut butter eggos next time
Grease is on ! Too bad i missed most of it wont stop me from singing along and annoying jordan !
Spent all morning wrapping yarn around a paper doll , have a much greater appreciation for all the toys my parents put together for me
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ anything for you !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ Grizz ur a freak !! Haha
My phone went swimming last night and still works
I love seeing ridiculously embarrassing tweets ... but I love it more when I know that they've been deleted later
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hey there my Red headed , Tastey , Gingerly friend
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ u never ever beat me son whether I was fat or skinny
The Cowboys . ha !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahahah it gets me every time . My own personal comedian
Lol I feel like a big kid !
I want a summer love ☀
Can I please just wake up to a cute good morning text . Just Because it's my day off and I want to wake up with a meaningful smile .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ and now , you're on instagram ? Bravo ! ❤
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ the joy in his eyes
There's snow snow snow snow snow ❄️⛄️❄️❄️❄️❄️❄️❄️❄️❄️❄️❄️❄️❄️❄️❄️❄️❄️❄️❄️❄️❄️❄️❄️⛄️
S/O to miss _TWITTER-ENTITY_ deciding on her college ☺ #soproud #plnu !
Watching _TWITTER-ENTITY_ #MyCrazyBeautifulLife makes me so much more excited for Friday !
I feel like making out with someone No clue why though
Watching my sisters play #JustDance4
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ HOW'D YA KNOW !?
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ You know what
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I'm on my way
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ good to see that you're not sick this morning . And can I put an order in for no rain this week . Just sun
It's going to be interesting if I attempt to have 2 jobs this summer .
Shits gettin crayyyyy ❤ at #Holiday _TWITTER-ENTITY_
Haven't slept at all ! Last night tho > & gt ; ☺
Look I know we had a thing but you don't have to dangle your new boytoy like that
I'm just really hyper guys .
Pretty little liarsssssss
Both of my b*tches drive Range Rovers _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_
I can't wait for tomorrow !!!!
Packing for Utica & amp ; then studying all day for my last Final Exam ever tomorrow !!! #Stoked #SoExcited
It's always a risk to bring girls over to my house when my mom is home cause she might pull out my baby books
Flossing my teeth while my friends get high ...
Are we seriously doing this right now ?!? _TWITTER-ENTITY_
I just wanna trade miller and stafford now
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ prob not
I would let _TWITTER-ENTITY_ hijack my jungle boat . Eaaaasy . She'd probably be funnier than me too _TWITTER-ENTITY_
The whirlwind of emotions I have been experiencing today is unreal . #hotmess
Hmm ok I do nice things for you , and you can ignore me and not be cordial back ? It was nice knowing you I guess
Excited for my little bros game tonight !
Winston looks at plays like this ....
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ Lame ..
Now I'm just ready to spend all night with the seniors , one last hoorah !
Sweet wrist tats babe ✋
I love having anxiety randomly right before I go to sleep
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ fever pitch
love is in the air , smells like shit .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ andd this is why I love youu
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ did she order another pizza
Is it hi or hey _TWITTER-ENTITY_
Hahaha _TWITTER-ENTITY_ ' s vine videos
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ yes maybe a little #craycray
I refuse to spray air freshener when I
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ thanks for coming and cheering girl !!!
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ that takes some talent . That not a very big opening .
Can't stop , won't stop
Haha high school drama
someone snapchatt me nicolettee_xo
Gina has the same costume as a 2 year old _TWITTER-ENTITY_
wait it's almost 12 ... & amp ; at 12 that would technically mean prom is tomorrow . WHAAAATTTT
Girls can post a picture of their fingernails and get 60 likes , but us guys post a damn good pic and get maybe 11 ...
I hear \don't bite me " too much . I have a problem . "
So , _TWITTER-ENTITY_ is feeling extra sassy this evening ... Stay tuned tweeters ..
Who just bought a hookah ?? This girl !! _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ doesn't want me to come home so i won't .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ well everyone just left haha and I had to get that oil off of me
I'm so excited for SONS tomorrow
I usually say that I like the cold but today I'm too much of a pussy honestly ✌️❄️⛄️
You know what's funny ? Is how much I don't care
I'm so spoiled guess it's a good thing being the baby of the family !
We are the boys , we are the boys in motion , we give you our devotion ✊
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ .... better remember that to do list before I get back !!
how about I stick to jackpots
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I know !! I can't wait !!
Work at 5:30 then off til Friday ☺☺
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ NICK ... Which one are you in the Harlem Shake video ? You are ridiculous ..
Oh and my punishment from getting expelled last year is not setting an alarm clock all first semester . Well played hilldale , well played
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I really cannot wait to hear from _TWITTER-ENTITY_
Lol me and _TWITTER-ENTITY_ are gonna be a little early to practice ...
If bama was to lose this week ..
Truce & amp ; Justin walk into Brads , see me , turn around & amp ; walk out . Like did they have to go hide their wood ooor just hate me that much ..?
Well come here Netflix
My dad got a remote control helicopter and he so excited #happy #funny
lets see if I can make 410 tweets tonight
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ she's soo nice
QU scheduled registration during a class I can't use my computer in ... sounded like a legit enough reason not to go today
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ your gonna lovesh . Omg I know ! Can't wait to hear everything erm not sure yet I'll ring you when I'm in sunny England
This DP so good , I had to tweet about it . #beensolong
Oh God ... The Westland Fair
I'm glade we are all still mature
Kyle's friends might think its funny to go through my stuff in his car now , but their going to regret what they find one day
#HappyOctober everyone ! Only 30 more days until #Halloween
\I'm not gonna get married until I'm sure nothing else good can happen in my life " "
My boyfriend sends out the most disturbing snap chats of me
Watching The Lost Boys with _TWITTER-ENTITY_ ... bringing back some old memories !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ OMG !!!!
Have to write a paper before the Skins game tonight . Fuck me and my procrastination ..
Tori's back !!!!!
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ he approves
It's smells like an onion truck fell over on the circle .
The \My Secret Lover " radio edit by Spencer & amp ; Hill is SICK "
I swear I get a buzz EVERYTIME you talk #BLOW
it's so lonely being the only adult in a room of toddlers . no one to actually talk to
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I need a spitter . I can't find any car doors in your basement
I laugh so fuckin hard every time I watch Ridiculousness . Never fails .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ wooooohoo this week needs to go by fast ! I see red bowl in the near future haha
Everyone is depressed , and I'm like✋
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ do you work tomorrow ?
Happy Belated 21st _TWITTER-ENTITY_ !!!!!
I thought youu were going to SnapChat ?
I had a dream _TWITTER-ENTITY_ became a Victorias secret angel in the mall , had really long blonde hair , & amp ; could do a back flip .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ yayyyyy . Be prepared when you pick me up ❤️
Bullshit Bingo always has the best playlist !
This morning already sucks
I rearranged my room today and instantly though ' I have some much more room for activities '
And I'm here !!!!
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ sorry .
should have listened to every guy in Hawthorne about you
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Lol , good thing I attended Urbana
SOLD TO MORGAN . I think
My Android is now able to see color emojis ..... SO HAPPY .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ just waved to me while driving , while turning a corner . Both of his hands were out the window . WHO THE FUCK WAS DRIVING ?!
What I want to do after work .. What I want to do when I don't work .. That right there just explains my life . Only some will understand .
I love when _TWITTER-ENTITY_ is pissed . His tweets always crack me up . ❤
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ bahahahah I just put it mine so on your way home just stop real quick and grab it from mine 1903 yellow house
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ LMAO ☺ I always wanna say how you say it .. LOL .. I like how you always say \geez cry about it then " lol #meanass "
Get to see all my girls this weekend ! _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_
Watching keeping up with the kardashians helps me prepare and plan out my show
Are u alive !!!?? _TWITTER-ENTITY_
I want to cheer so badly
I've only spent one summer night alone
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I like the sounds of that ! You pick the place
Just got my first paycheck #wow #
darn it you found my weakness
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ NOT AROUND ME ! hahahaha
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ did they let you keep your appendix ? I'd want to keep mine .
My brother comes into town tomorrow and then it's _TWITTER-ENTITY_ for the weekend
So excited I don't even care I just got my first speeding ticket !!
If only you knew !!!
Thank God I dodged that bullet
It's gonna be a sad day for Carolina fans
I AM SO HAPPY BECAUSE I DON'T NEED TO TAKE THE EXAMES ✏✔🆒
This guy over here in his argyle sweater and newsboy cap tryna shake his money maker ...
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ #ftw woooo !
MALIK IS KILLING ME
I'm going to the zoo Thursday !!
It's really ironic that I pointed out backstage that one guy wasn't gonna win anything and it ended up being me .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I will see you 7am at UA ! No joke ..... it's on
And with that quiz grade I don't have to take the Econ exam .
WELL ... We are about to have a great night .
Out of my 10 church students only 3 came today cause theyre not used to snow
People that think they have awesome taste ... But don't .
The anticipation is killing me
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ stats with me
So excited for everything this summer
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ brain ... Hahah thank you Tyler
#nw An Extreme Goofy Movie ☺️ one of my favorites !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I know !! Text me !
When a guy thinks that making fun of a girl makes him cool to his friends
Taking over your room _TWITTER-ENTITY_ while your in class
I had to laugh ..
bye to the bitch in the parking lot who yelled at me cause a cute lil old guy gave me his spot
Getting asked to another prom on prom day . & gt ; & gt ; #prompromprom haha
Dad said OMG go get some ice water
Oh yeah everything is going perfectly
Just woke up #HappySaturday
Nina is at the freshmen game right now
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you just gave me an insane urge to have a Shrek marathon
I haven't straightened my hair in forever because I want my hair to be as long as it can get for prom .
NICHOLAS don't subtweet us !!!!
Salty at the bar _TWITTER-ENTITY_
at work when drunk bandy grads from coffman say oh i remember you ! a lot of people talked about you ... CAUSE ur so pretty . loll #fuckdublin
mom said I couldn't but im not gonna be with her
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ ok grammar nazi . Idc . Seen is my word . I won't ever stop using it
There's going to be a Batman and Superman . I really hope Christian Bale comes back to play as Batman then that would be epic
Have fun as school tomorrow suckers
Smiling like an idiot at your phone & gt ; & gt ; & gt ;
Finding Nemo is on ! & gt ; & gt ; & gt ;
So do I splurge and get the tiffany sunglasses ??!
That phone call from Brady > & gt ; & gt ; & gt ; So encouraging ! #IMissMyBrotherr
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you ready for our family reunion in July ? Hahaha
I worked by butt off this week for finals and it paid off ! SO RELIEVED now it's time to relax for 3 weeks !
Who wants to be a doll and bring me juice it up at work ? It's right next door
I can't wait for next weekend _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you know
It's always turned up
Lease offically signed , _TWITTER-ENTITY_ better be excited !!
I wish you would
When you're so tired and delirious you can't tell whether you want to laugh or cry ... #delirious #exhausted
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ wow that sucks . I get paid $20 to cut grass and $20 to clean the house . No wonder I didn't need or want a job
Lol I'm bullshitting you guys . I don't know shit about Hockey .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ so you're wanting the ull-bum " ride ? "
Selfies at work ! Love ur profile pic _TWITTER-ENTITY_
How am I not feeling tiredd or drained or absolutely anything bad ? It's a Monday morning whaaaa ? #yessir
OH MY GOSH . TRAVIS COMES HOME TODAY !!! Its been THREE months in Europe ... I've missed him soo much . IM GONNA CRY
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ the nights not over
first home game tonight .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ eww now I really don't want to go .
why you wearing a spaghetti strap to go you ?! BITCH ITS WINTER !
Talked with her for almost the whole day > & gt ; & gt ; & gt ; #AmazingTalkToday
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ but it makes me giggle
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ omg , I just suck at comprehending things I guess
Worst case scenario I'm going #ham with this guy ✊
I finally get to go to Huey's again since _TWITTER-ENTITY_ is home ! I can't contain my excitement
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ haha just saw this after I posted that .
So glad Carlie didn't take honors , I'll have a friend .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ nice glove ..
Your doin that shit to fit in !
Well that dream was messed up . Awkward . Bitch you're dumber than I though
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ who what where when why ?
People at Davies #smh go back to middle school
Too . Much . Caffeine .
I love that me and Matthews mother are so close .. She texts me almost every morning saying good morning my beautiful white girl
pull up to the tbell drive through . ' bobby it's me rachel .. I want what I always get '
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ just as long as you continue that accent on stage /
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ love you
That snapchat i just sent
I can't wait till January 7th !! #PLL
Watching my niece in the hospital lobby and I can't get her to stop screaming !
You know there's a sale at the mall when all the girls are wearing the same sweater ... including myself woops Lololol
So sick .
Tomorrow's going to be a good day . Coffee with _TWITTER-ENTITY_ ☕ and then visiting CCU to see _TWITTER-ENTITY_ ✊ . #fun #chillday
Movies comfy clothes and root beer floats
Not even a couple , still the worlds best couple _TWITTER-ENTITY_
that was a really good feeling .. ☺
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ haha oh jeez
#TomQandA How did the Avengers actually get filmed when it seemed like you were all having so much fun behind the scenes ?
Little harp bean fell asleep in her bouncy chair it was so cute ..
I really wish my geometry teacher would teach us before giving us homework on something completely foreign because I'm about to stab myself
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ morning babe
My poor dad got so burnt and it's only our second day here haha
It's always good to have alcohol somewhere in your room for times like , well , now .
What ally just told me > & gt ; & gt ; & gt ; it's true though but it's so fucking funny
You've got us all wondering ......... .................................. When will you come out if the closet ?
So excited for gravy
So excited for snowboarding tomorrow
Why did I just get on my myspace ?!
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ he didn't text us . He must be gay
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ WHY CAN'T I RETWEET THIS
That jack in the box commercial tho
He went from moving up to moving back down again .
OMG MLB winter meetings⚾️
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ lol at your selfies on instgram today , very manly
Loosing weight . I'm happy .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ sounds like a plan to me ! #Gonnabescaaaary
This girl would pull some hot sauce out of her purse
Making People Mad When I Drive ... #Fun . Got #FlickedOff Tonight Just Cuz ' I Was Laughing At His Ass ! And Made Him Slow Down _TWITTER-ENTITY_
For the first time ever This hookah taste so good
Good thing you don't have twitter
Despicable me 2 tonight #soexcited
Save it for summer fest
I don't even care if it rains tonight , I'm too excited for Rascal Flatts ☔
you can take 30 minutes to reply ..? so can I .
Triple shot of espresso . #study #hard
Dancing in Home Depot haha #thoselooksyouget
I think my maid of honor speech was a success
What does that mean ?
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ 4 days untill drakes album drops ... For you
11 days till Florida !! ☀
ahhhh christmas is so close
Could be studying but I'd rather be cuddling with Sadie the books can wait
When I say \what " it apparently sounds like I'm saying " wet " . Lol . "
Inspirational text from _TWITTER-ENTITY_ ☺
it's only tuesday
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ playing Super Mario 3D world with my little Bros !!
Loving this trip
I wonder what it feels like to be #wasicu ... actually i don't .
#RonBurgundy has always been a big deal
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ haha never noticed that until now
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I really feel like I'm going to hell though
Trying to put on jeans outta the dryer is the worst .
I am so excited that _TWITTER-ENTITY_ is taking me to my first Red Sox game next week #loveher
So turnt for this practice today . ❤️☺️ #9days
Itchy feet are the WORST #tickle
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ toatssss haha I bet some of them were about MY bb Christofer
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Haha , you know I always do !
Only two more days . _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_
My neighbors downstairs just asked if I'm the girl that's always singing on the top of my lungs yes that me !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ haha I think that makes me want to _TWITTER-ENTITY_ !
Heading to my moms work to here little kids yell I HATE LITTLE KIDS
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ tonight I'm just craving some lemonade
Keep tweeting , we are laughing at you
Favoriting all of _TWITTER-ENTITY_ recent posts ... that is some funny stuff !!
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ lmao good . I've been sitting here listening to hyphy for awhile now .
Haha people say my acc is cute
Work in 8 hours
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ even if they arnt American
When is my paycheck coming !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ haha you and your assumeing
Way too tired for this
the shit people say on Jerry Springer bobbles my mind , but I think this is the first guy that ever cried on this show
I love people who can make me laugh
Nobody better bid on _TWITTER-ENTITY_ because he belongs to _TWITTER-ENTITY_ ☺️
So glad this is the last class I have to sit through for months
What goes around , comes back around .
\Kitty , kitty , kitty " said the gay boy ! #subtweet ✌ "
I just hallucinated for a couple seconds oh ma gawdddd
First time I ever talked to _TWITTER-ENTITY_ he sent me a picture of his balls .
Just spilt caramel all over my laptop . HAPPY FINALS WEEK TO ME
I am addicted to emojis . #emoji
Being in a room with the fantastic four ! Can this night seriously get any better !!!
This Is what I'm talking about
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ omgggg I just opened your snapchats from earlier #hilarrrrr
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ .. we shall !
Tax return in my bank today !!!! It's gonna be a good day
2008 democrats = . 2013 democrats =
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I was the king of being on that machine . He hated it ! Lol . I miss you and that man . Lol
I ended up eating half a jar of chocolate jif yesterday ... my life is really sad
Georgia will always be that ... \Almost " team "
Omg I just realized I don't have to work tomorrow
Elizabeth thought there was less than 100k people who live in Wisconsin ... wtf
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I'm jealous
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I'd hand out the cheapest candy , but would expect Reese's!
Wanna be my boyfriend ? Do a sexy whip in front of me , and buy me a Chevy duramax or a Range Rover , and were moving to Scottsdale . Hahaha !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ And take notes hating on all the girls
Night with my love ❤ #datenight
I love this weather
Time for some Fat Jacks
kinda regret getting a spray tan
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ giving wieners to wiener dog how ironic
I have to have 3 projects done for next Wednesday , should I kill myself now of later
lol just got my phone back ..... 96 text messages
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Good luck at your game !
If your a female and associated with the term \Arby's " ........ It's probably not a good look #Sickkkkkkkk "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ typical Kelly and I cannot wait !
FRIDAY THE 13th goodvibes
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ and I have been everything but productive in class today . we did send _TWITTER-ENTITY_ some really cute pictures though .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ fosho !! That's literally what I'm looking forward too
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ yah ok
HEY EVERYONE 5 DAYS UNTIL MY DUE DATE ☺☺
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you don't even have to bother .. I'd do it without being asked
tonight will be fun
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ for me it's like crack but not a drug #classic
You guys are gunna love me tomorrow when I show you these pictures
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hell no . I'm doing that tomorrow morning . I'm talking med terms and Spanish
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ my life is complete I'm not even kidding
Me , Taylor , and Johnny poopoo are going to the monster truck show tomorrow . You already know
First last minute bagel and deli late night . First of many
Being around _TWITTER-ENTITY_ and _TWITTER-ENTITY_ has to be like being around Whitney and Bobby . Hahahaha they're nuts
Hahahahah , omfg to funny .
Doug's twin is the Boston bomber
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I ain't even mad doe
I just sold my mom my iPad
Won three rounds of corn hole _TWITTER-ENTITY_
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I don't at all and still have it .... Hahaha
Unwrapping my third MacBook is just as exciting as the first
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ stories on snapchat
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ and your crush on the student teacher ...
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ we about to dominate
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ haha I wish , but I don't think my body could handle that .
I want to be able to grab a beer at 10 am with my buds
Weeeekkkeeennndddd . #yeeee
8 hours fuck yeah
hopefully this works out well , first day alone at the new job . Wish me luck !
only test I'm not ready for was physics , and I just got to class and found out the test is moved to monday
I feel soo .... Careless .
Only working a single tomorrow
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ just kidding
Oh how I love be to at work instead of being at home .
Looking back , I was sad when I found out I was cheated on by him with another dude , but now I just think it's fucking hilarious . ☺ #idec
Love that I hang out with dom like everyday now
Always a sad moment leaving the drain but even better feeling knowing I'm out
Steeler fans are talking shit ....
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ sounds like hunter will die first though
Going to the store to get strawberries
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ yep I'm excited
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ why do you hate me
Drunken slip n slide this weekend ? #bestideaever #sopumped _TWITTER-ENTITY_
#VoiceSave Austin #sorryboutit
I'm pretty sure I have homework in my first 3 classes for tomorrow
So now I'm leaving .. ✌
I'm not ticklish ... Until my mom tickles me . Like what ?
Lol they think it's cool to drink for a week straight and rep it #greekweek
My phone battery has lasted all day #thatswhenyouknow
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ lol I try
Can't wait to go to Caesars creek tonight
Oh I forgot , you like to tweet about me .
I still get down to old music like that shit came out yesterday lol
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ sorrrry , my new one came in the mail and I can't resist !!!
When my dad describes someone as being a \douchebag " & gt ; & gt ; "
So much for our 20 minute front yard football team LOLOL _TWITTER-ENTITY_
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I wanna scream and shout and let it all out
Oomf is ALWAYS getting new pets . My mom tries to kill ours by leaving poinsettias out where they can be eaten at Christmas .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ We'll just say that Tim Kaine is WAAAAAY out there Mark isn't that bad .
Literally just caught my phone from smashing me in the face
COFFEE HIGH ALL NIGHTER _TWITTER-ENTITY_ ✊✌️☕️
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ haha . ❤ Just friendly competition .
Horhey is a great packer !
I somehow stumbled upon my N'sync , Westlife , Spice Girls , and Backstreet Boys playlist .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I didn't see them I'm sitting in the health room ease dropping
I feel so bad for _TWITTER-ENTITY_ right now . #akward
When my last class is cancelled & gt ; & gt ; & gt ;
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Haha no problem !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ are you guys gonna drink kitty cocktails ?
Hahahaha nothing like saying the same shit to a different girl way to be original
I tell my boyfriend cheesy jokes and he calls me weird . .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ yes distance yourself all the way to Nevada . Bc I could never get tired of you , manatee !
So happy it's Friday #whattodo
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ If it weren't at her place , then yaaah . Sorry Miranda , she had a good one .
Tbh I'm the queen at not texting back
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ I used to rock the fuzzy crocs in the winter in 6th grade
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ can't wait to celebrate your 21st after 6 hours of practice and my whole body is bruised ! We're coming for you Library !
Please get some water to quench that thirst , dang
Mary went a little too hard tonight at practice .
Oh lord ... _TWITTER-ENTITY_ is hopped up on her wisdom teeth removal pain meds #givemesum
Volleyball , baby ! #WaitedTooLong ✌❤
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ have a great rest of the day
Haha ! Oh , _TWITTER-ENTITY_ sure knows what to find on #Vine to make me laugh !
Back at it like a crack addict !
New pair of corral boots for Christmas ?! Well sure #babydaddyisAWESOME
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I know , right ? I know the barista lol
I'm obsessed with buying candles
#TweetANameThatYouAlmostGot Sydney or Paige
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you right
I got so many eggrolls at my house right now . This shit I ridiculous
Why would you say that to me ? #funny ✌
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ but we have class sweetie
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ it actually does !
So ready for about 9a.m tomorrow .
Tf ? Hahahahaha
My dreams lately have been sooooooo fucked up
My sister and I are clownin right now
Done packinggg , and now shopping tomorrow ☺
Recording Two Song Tomorrow
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Try 160 in a Supra
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ sucks fo you
LOSERVILLE #BBN #WeAreUK
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ wasn't gonna bring u anything anyways . don't flatter yourself
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ glad you vote yes
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ my goal in life is to be as funny as you !
I'm so close to finishing my first semester of college ... #2morefinals
Wide awake and ready to bake ☁
I have a pit bull and that's all I need haha crazy cat lady's watch out
Going on a date with Matt's grandpa tonight !
And I wanna lay in the tanning bed for like , all day
Linda's mom on Bob's Burgers sounds exactly like my neighbor
They really don't want these problems ...
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ me too me too me too !!!!!! it can't come fast enough !
I can't handle this
Stop thinking about the bad and focus on the good
If you see the Reno sign and it's not nighttime anymore ... you need more Jesus
Happy 21st _TWITTER-ENTITY_ !!
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ DO NOT play with me bc im bored af at work everyday !! hahahahaha
Whenever I hear \Shabba " , my mood goes from to "
Going to my moms to sleep with her .
Peepee and bubbles = penis and testicles as per _TWITTER-ENTITY_ on New Girl , I just died laughing !! Love it !!
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ *** when you tripped me *** hahaha no thank god I'm so lucky , that was a mess
goin haard tonight .. #excitedd .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ all I know I'm screwed when you do !
So excited to be off today
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ that's what I thought !!
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I know ! I always dooo
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ HA !!!
These Moments to cherish
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Zayyuuumm ! That's shitty !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ and that's why you love us sooooooo much Casey !
I'm a sucker for them ... ❤️
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I'm not home ... & amp ; don't take the movies , I'm trying to watch the scary one ...
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ AWH DO IT !
My summer has been really relaxed this year . #Yes
I probably gain 10 pounds every family Christmas I attend
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I know I do ! Lol
These third graders at Lost River are way too excited about this math test lol .
this music got me pumped
Love that Facebook now has hashtags
\How do you go from flowers to hot dogs ? " #TotalBlackOut "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ now thats more like it !
I can't sleep . I'm too excited to get my jeep today !!!!
I really want a smoothie right now
But I'm not digging the whole getting cold thing that has to do with it
The look the guy in cvs gave me and my mom as she yelled uck you taylor " at me #hedoesntunderstandus "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ delayed tweet ... my mother sent me one at 9am .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ LMFAO Jerome has to know how to twerk
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ 0_o speak up woman ! ☺️
Honestly so delirious rn
Moms passed out on me
Why would the cowboys sign Tony Homo for another 6 years . Have fun Cowboy fans #Cowboys #TonyRomo
Mom asked me eat I wanted for Christmas . I immediately asked her if she could get me a girlfriend . She looked at me disappointed .
I foresee bruises in my future today ... #hellopaintball
You clearly have no idea what you want .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ thanks gurl you my main bishhhh and i dont think anyone would fight ya on that lol
Just ordered new belly rings
oooo Aj's kinninn ' em
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ so baddddd
I can't wait to have naked teeth
Is it just me or does it seem like almost every movie plays at least one _TWITTER-ENTITY_ song ...? #ItIsPerfectThough
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ yes girl
Cuz mom said her friend might offer me the ride , and I'll reuse on of my dresses , and we will just go out to McDonald's for lunch b4 prom
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ It can't get here soon enough !!
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ this is the face you always make hahahahaahaha
What the hell happened
Great job tonight everyone !!! ❤
But then I also love my New England states . Especially New Hampshire & amp ; Massachusetts
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I was thinking it ... You said it
Lmao I love tosh . o
Getting in that mood
Sitting in class w/ an oversized ziploc bag filled w/ about 12 pistachios ...... Ya I'm that #awkward student
6 months later I still think ab you everyday
Studying and driving
Back at school for 3 minutes and already wanna punch everyone #donttalktome #antisocial
Happyyyyy 21st _TWITTER-ENTITY_ #GoHard
I love emojis a little too much ... #obsessed
I'm so happy _TWITTER-ENTITY_ and I can share our unhealthy obsession with #GreysAnatomy
UDF was the best and worst decision I made today
\I don't care what you do . You're the 5th kid . " -my mom #youngestchildperks "
So I'll be walking the streets of Paris in 10 days . Swimming in the Croatian beach . Climbing the Swiss Mountains ... Etcetera
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ can u honestly tell me what goes through your mind when u do things like that
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ your sun burnt ??! ☺
Blasting some lamb of god on the way to work
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ wish I could retweet that
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ cinci for a tennis tourny !
Cheaters with _TWITTER-ENTITY_ ❤
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ your tweets don't have copywrites on em
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ the other stuff made me sound gayhaha
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahahahaha that sounds like an awesome time i wanna try
Just saw Austenland . Oh my gosh
Only got my forward helix pierced
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ blackouts and me going to Athens go hand in hand
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hashtag SorryNotSorry
Don't be surprised if you see me on the side of the road in Huron guys . I've only been driving with my low fuel light on for 2 days .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ San Fran needs to tighten-up the pass defense like those pants Erin Andrews has on !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ thanks !! I love you
“ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ : Writes essay , increases size of periods and commas to make the essay seem longer” I did this for my 25 page paper
I wanna go back to Florida with _TWITTER-ENTITY_ it was so much fun
Got an A on my read 108 test !! ✌️✌️
\I need to clean my boob " - what I heard . " I need to clean my room " - what _TWITTER-ENTITY_ actually said . Cause ya know , just clean one boob ? "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Too many movies about them too IMO
Pooping somewhere in Virginia
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you would do that though
But for real though ! My last quote made my night a hell of a lot better !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ well I'm sorry your so fusturated _TWITTER-ENTITY_
Running without headphones ?! #brutal #argh _TWITTER-ENTITY_
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Awh I love him . He lives in my neighborhood and he's just a great guy
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ haha oh wait .. I might have been thinking of someone else there
Exhausted , but need to get my body used to waking up at six again or it will NOT be fun next week trying to be to school for seven again
Off Their Rockers > & gt ; & gt ;
The pep rally was good
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I know my dude ! So pumped for that !!
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ how'd you grow a foot on your hair ?!
I get my license in less than a week y'all .
Why is everyone all dressed up for prom already ? I'm not even at the hotel yet
I GET TO SEE _TWITTER-ENTITY_ TONIGHT #Itsbeenforever
Can't wait to get my new bed , perhaps tomorrow . #siked
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ it's almost as good as watching lord of the rings , wow I'm a dork
filling out a job application & amp ; iHave no idea what I'm doing
Cuz that means I'm probably contemplating on how I can kill ya ass n get away with it bahaha
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ need gastric .. #nativeproblems LMAO #toofar ?? LOL
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Only on 3rd shift !
Ok seriously ... This twitter update scared the crap out of me . The new layout ! I was like ahhh for a second
Thinking about valentines day makes me wannna puke . Thank god I have my Stats exam as an excuse for having no plans
Just BUCK it #Buckwild
I mean we mys well ↩⬆
The fact me and Maddy are gonna live like 5 mins from each other _TWITTER-ENTITY_
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Bud Light is yummy with Tons of Singles at a Proper Establishment ! just a Random yeah someone was Creepin
One of my favorite Holidays ... Happy Thanksgiving everyone !! Thankful for the four Fs : Food . Family . Friends . Fun .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ heck yeah we are and Alrightyyy
Who tryna buy some brownies tonight ? ☁️9⃣
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ ya I would be too haha , not a bitch !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ lol I'm sure you have plenty of experience with tugging
I get to see _TWITTER-ENTITY_ Friday . Words cannot express how excited I am !! These 3 weeks have been the longest ever . ✨
\ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ : You deserve to be with someone who makes you happy , all the time . ""
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ I have 12 grand to spot ya , frand
Holy shit I'm me again
I just came up with a genius idea of how to make money
Teacher workdays make me smile
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ no cause us girls do think that too
Raising rope season 3 is on Netflix
My dad tryna lecture me on nutrition TF do you know about nutrition dude
Left my phone outside in the rain , panicked then remembered i have a life proof ❤
Soooo hyper .
I'll feel better in a year
Your greatest wealth is your health
Girls hormones be goin crazy AF . The complexity is far beyond my understandings .
waterpark today ! ✌☀
My day , my friends , my night & gt ; & gt ; & gt ; & gt ; & gt ; & gt ; & gt ; & gt ; & gt ;
It's almost 4:20 .... _TWITTER-ENTITY_
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ cracks me up
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ is fucking gorgeous ! Get ugly !! Or share some !
For some reason I just thought of your picture in the buzz lightyear cutout and your priceless face _TWITTER-ENTITY_
First game tomorrow
Watching the night at the Roxbury !!
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ pretty much
10 triangles later I can't even walk
Traveling home by train tomorrow ! Yess . ❤️
When will there be an _TWITTER-ENTITY_ tour with _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ I mean I know that's a ridiculous sounding tour but
Poor guy with the towel for a window .. and then it's raining too
Just realized JLIB getting new jerseys this year
I'm ready to go play in it ❄⛄⛄⛄⛄
That last tweet made my night .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ yayyy I miss you
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ ohhhh boy ! it will be
I feel like over these last few weeks I've figured out who I am and I've become who I want to be .... and I like it ☺
Literally so excited for Friday !!
Is it Saturday yet ?! Ready for some _TWITTER-ENTITY_ , _TWITTER-ENTITY_ , & amp ; _TWITTER-ENTITY_ with my best friend _TWITTER-ENTITY_ !!!!!
Hey asshole . Text me back .
I guess that counts
Any believe I wasted so much money on American Eagle jeans when I could have spent it on hollister jeans . LOVE THEM
Bout to take a nap during this storm
I'm officially enlisted in the US Army !! #ArmyStrong
Such a shame Ping employees are so attractive given how I'm always there looking like a big sweaty ball of mess
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ that doesn't help me !
It always amuses me to listen to random people conversations at school .... I hear the funniest stuff
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ lets go see it
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I thought it was funny .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ funniest movie ever
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ i suppose she could be a gina jr but i think he's a barnabus !
Big Bang Theory ! Big Bang Theory !
You know how in movies the badass people drink whiskey out of a small glass in like every scene ? I do that but with apple juice
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ I think that every time I hear Spanish . I wish I could understand . But no I took French to go to Quebec
Can't wait for New Years though
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ tahahaa ! some stankyy feet ..
Don't call me an alcoholic❗ At least I don't have a kid .
If I had a debit card is be in big trouble ..
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ That now is a proven fact
Mean girls two . #OMG
First sunburn of the season ☀
Night is never complete until I get a good laugh from watching vines
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ haha nothing apparently it's trashy so I've heard haha !!!
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ me tooooo ! the only problem of listening to Kokomo in December #theonlyproblem
last night was fun
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ haha , girls are so pathetic these days !
Pretty excited to go home tomorrow and see _TWITTER-ENTITY_
Can't wait for tomorrow . I always mess with my family and accuse them of double dipping the chips . #seinfeld
Thought I bombed a quiz and I made 100 .... What is life
Why did we just take a traffic cone from the road ? Lol
My last day of school as an undergrad ! Ahhh
Work up to a missed call and text from Thomas turns out this boy not only had to go to the hospital but rode the ambulance there
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ haha that just made my night
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ just told me to be more careful , I think she should take her own advice more often
I'm seriously not showering before work so I can watch prison break ! Lol #priorities
Watching the best blonde movie
#4Days till #BELIEVEacoustic !! _TWITTER-ENTITY_ Can't wait !!!
I seriously cannot wait until The Great Gatsby comes out ... 7 days !!!!
Austria cooked my ass . I got a little darker this weekend
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahaha I pulled it out of my pocket after already being gone .. Oops
90% of the reason that I'm a functioning human today is because I'm remembering yesterday's game .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ if Alex drives
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ yaaa I am
Some tell mr when this game is over I'm tired of the ,
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ lucky I have no friends #yolo
Finally Friday !!
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ it really is tough sometimes having to dodge the jumbotron
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ of course mullets ! oooooh ya gotta love cops !!
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ arnt you happy for me
Fucking _TWITTER-ENTITY_ man I can't even deal
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ my life
Love Game by _TWITTER-ENTITY_ and _TWITTER-ENTITY_ cracks me up ! I can't believe Kendrick brought up Sherane !!!
No one will snapchat u
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ canttttttt waiiiiiittttttt love punching you !!!!
Jimmy is the best snapchatter ever lol he will completely turn your day around and make you love life lol _TWITTER-ENTITY_
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ okay when I get back we will !
Being done for the day before 12:00 is the best feeling
One more test and a project this week then it's hello weekend !! #korisbday #girlsnight
Tonight's about to get rowdy
Everybody on the clippers was in double figures
Just got a 100% on my lab exam ... BOOM SHACKA LACKA . ✊
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ haha I was about to say
I look down at my tat and seriously forgot I even got it .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ auto correct . Ugh . Zack lol #emojiiiii
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ the first one sucked ! Why see the second one ?
Maine beach is where it's at☀ #AtlanticOcean
all done with choir but disney
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ ................ Yes ...... haha
Cannot wait for the World Cup next year !!
This week has been so long , thank God it's Friday !!
Dude I'm so fuckin tired
Tonight—just , yes . _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ Anyone else feel like hitting on Russian waiters ?
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ yes that is always nice I walk out the door as my ratchet self
Jeeeez Jodi !!!!! Thanks for favorite like all of my tweets !!!
Phone calls with Anna & gt ; & gt ; & gt ; & gt ; lol \oh wait !! Is he the one that's the virgin !? " I love her so much . "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ it was absolutely hilarious
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you're not a bad bitch ... You just look bad , bitch . Lol
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ lol I'm in Oklahoma anyways
Heading back to Ohio
Why is it little boys don't understand \let's be quiet , mommy has a concussion " ? "
I guess it's safe to say I got chuuuu now ✌ #bitchasshoe
drank a whole pot of coffee . ☕
A- in psych #woo
Last day tomorrow
Weeds is my new addiction
can't wait for tomorrow so I can get my annual holiday snap from teamsnapchat
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ welcome , seriously . You can talk to me about anything .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ you guys are sick and I don't even technically know what you're talking about
I'm such a terrible person
Saturday night was a blast & gt ; & gt ; & gt ; & gt ;
28 days until we move in _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ #marfar
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ all the more reason for me not to come home
Old dude just showed me his background on his phone .. The chick from storage wars , naked #lmao #brandi
\He reminds me of herpes ; he just won't go away . " -Sharon Osbourne on Kayne West #truth #preach "
I call it talent that I can shoot spit extremely far ...
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Cleveland Indians to the World Series ⚾
Crossing my fingers for this contracted permanent position with the school I been working for ....
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ regrets ??! haha whatttt
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ WHAT A EFFING HATER !!!
Newton by 4 ? Challenge accepted .
Omgggggg insidious chapter 2 is Friday !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ WHOA , hautebrilliance wants to hang out with me !!!! My life is complete !
Is this happening right now ...
Who else is excited that Andrew Lucks sorry ass won't be kissed for a few months . I'm fuckin ecstatic . ☝
Sittin here with my main hoe _TWITTER-ENTITY_ watching #batesmotel Crazy night guys
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I found you !
I just think it's funny how it goes .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ that's what I like to hear !
This foreign exchange student is cracking me up . Lol he told us that my family is too loud and he doesn't like it
Why you maddddd ???????
I only have to take 3 finals can I get a #hell to the #yeah
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ me too ! But my seats suck
Went from to to in seconds .
Senior week will be greaaaaaat ✨
It's hard to be this good lookin
But James has good voice too
\If you ever drink that much again and the alcohol poisoning doesn't kill you-don't worry , because I will . " -my mother "
Left Carly's without the clothes I went there in ..
Okay I like Vicodin #UhOh
Feeding my face at #Cheddars
I'm SO hungry these days . And no , not pregnant , lol .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Hahahaha , it must be the second one . I'm sorry
Well nothing has ever made me not want to eat hot wings until that scene of AHS .......
If it means anything , I can't sleep .. Oh and I have a sol today . Great
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahah I'm kinda glad yet upset that we weren't! Poor girl
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I did that last year . Im getting trashed this year ... gotta forget this year
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ says the girl who stars in twerking vines in a regular basis
When _TWITTER-ENTITY_ gets tipped out of the wagon
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ ok that's what I thought but wasn't 100% !! Wohoo tho !!
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ Hey like always that's just Jeremy being lamesmh always
Braces are coming off today !!!!!!!!!
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ haha ya I'm at work
#20FactsAbouMyBestFriend They're all 20 kinds of crazy just like me _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Yes deff i can always count on you for a good laugh hahahaha
Mean mug all you want . #dontcare
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ much better
Water polo boys #damn
I get happy when I see my team winning & amp ; when they score I be getting hype
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahah just wanted to clarify
And tmlt _TWITTER-ENTITY_
I need to find someone who loves snap chatting as much as me #loveeeit #mylife
I love beating you when you're Alabama
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I might just do that
just realized in my titanic tweet I put shoes instead of shows .
Liz FINALLY texted me back again
#imacelebrity is so funny hahaha
GUESS WHO'S COMING TO MARYLAND NEXT WEEKEND ?!?!?!?! meeeeeeeee ☺✌
That new beats pill commercial dayyyuuummm
Pool full of liquor ima dive in
Anybody else excited for taxes
I've been sober the whole Ramadan I'm proud of myself !! ...... now after that's a new story
WHAT IS GOING THRU YOUR MIND
Up before the sun
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ ooooo yeah stop I can't wait
Today is definitely going to be a fucked up day , you're right mom
CRUSHED IT #FATAMY
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ ok how about we drink until we can't feel faces ????
that just made my night
There's no wins in wiggins #justsaying
Going shopping with Grandma .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ how was your Christmas ??
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahah i don't do twitter everyday so I forgot our convo milk delivery man he to do with eating candy ?
My mood right now : ☺
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Definitely will ! I'm sure I'll see you again before the weeks over ! ☺
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ A & F hotties are allowed to eat . looks good enjoy
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Awee thanks !! Im not a bad distraction haha
I can't wait to get my licence .
my tweet was about you
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ yes ... Yes you did ! #nutcase
No joke , I'm sleeping in a room across from where some composers are writing for Dr. Dre . The muse is fresh ... & amp ; I am hearing it before YOU
We Should Be Lightin it up !!
Finally made it to SC now two hours left to Myetle Beach ☀⚓
April 16th is when Thursday nights become my highlight of the week again #AWKWARD #FINALLY
11 months until Christmas
Somethings ill never understand ... Like assholes yes you , you and you .
And then , and then , and then , and then , when I come back I get to see mommy to be , _TWITTER-ENTITY_ SO EXCITED
- you're an amazing dancer & amp ; I love your hair ! ahha
Today's the big day #mixedemotions
I just wanna be friends with everyone no being hateful & amp ; stufff
Taking notes and it made me remember how many times I would change my handwriting in middle and high school
So if me and all my siblings had 4 kids plus our whole family .... In one house for a get together we'd have 26 people
Love going to sleep happy
I'm about to be scrubbin ' , literally
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ lol you crack me up !!
DAT FARM .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Oh Jess , I'm sure he'd let you . Text me ASAP . #yourebehind
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ ke$ha would love thissss \I like your beard " "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ ohhhhh please do !! I can't wait to see all of you ! I'm peeing my pants in excitement
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ What can I do to get your attention ??
I may or may not be addicted to candy crush
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ #YOLOSWAG !! Lol almost got your tat design ready . You're gonna love it !!
Guesss whatt tweeters ! I just got me another pair of vans #happytweet
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ ahhhh omg no wayyy !! Congrats boo !! Are you moving in by yourself !?
ELF ! I've been waiting all year for this ⛄️❄️
S/O to the 2 guys who made my drive home fun ! #tryingtorace #lol
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ happy Easter to you to , and I am pretty sure ur going to be the one having an awesome day !!!!!!!!!!!!
Shopping makes you so tired
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Haha ! I'm sure they are And I was actually not awkward at all today ! I talked to people !!
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ omg . I love you !
Ill do it for you
Haha your a joke that I don't want anything todo with !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Hahahaha if you still have that ticket I want to be there when you give it to someone lmao
One of my favorite Holidays ... Happy Thanksgiving everyone !! Thankful for the the four Fs : Food . Family . Friends . Fun .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ kitty cat don't like that .
\They're going to rue the day " - _TWITTER-ENTITY_ to 7 Eleven for not having his fave Cajun trail mix "
Playing mancala with the best little girl ever . #shecheatssometimes
IM SO HAPPY LUKE MADE TIME TO SEE ME #bfffffsss
I love waking up in a good mood
Thank god that's over geez didn't know anyone cared so much
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ for sure ! but I could probably only sing with my sisters , nobody else would know the song . #CountryGirlProblems
Just realizing how ridiculous i can sometimes be
Deleting you from my life . #byebye #pos
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ is one of our favorite singers and we both love musicals ( especially POTO ) - needless to say we fangirl a lot
Doing jumping jacks and drinking lemonade out of a gallon pitcher to stay awake and study #sugarrush #pitiful
The most productive thing I've done today is climb in my window
Guess who just got her license ?!
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ lmao STOP ! ✋
I made Mariah wakeup with me to make food before i have work so I didn't have to stand in the kitchen by myself
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ lol I was behind that car at chick fla !! I bout died ! Lol
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Lmao .. that Honda needs it lol .
If you think you're better than everyone else , you're probably not
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ right after I pressed send I was like did I really just say that .
Yayayayayaay my dads awesome #sopumped
I'm going to miss working with _TWITTER-ENTITY_
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ send me a picture
In less than 24 hours _TWITTER-ENTITY_ will be home for the weekend !!!! #soexcited
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ bring it ! You're right across the couch from me
Getting my back cracked is the best feeling in the entire world
Soon as I'm done I'm counting like a nerd !
I'm gonna guilt trip my mom into buying me a pair of shoes
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahahaha ! OMG stop it Kayt
\My boyfriend over yours " well ya your boyfriend is better , mine is nonexistent . "
This girl in my lab just straight staring at my chest .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ wutt I'm deaf
So ready for the football game tonight ! #tigerpride
The most badass date idea just came up in my head !
All these familiar numbers bringing back so many memories
So my real #mcm goes out to _TWITTER-ENTITY_
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I used to have a crush on him . HA ! Not anymore .
It's nice that nik doesn't care about anything I talk about
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ she gets it !
Mom kicks me out but I still have my car and your credit card so jokes on you
I hate it how people are asking me what's wrong and I'm just like , yeah I'm an emotional mess ..
I should not have drank that energy drink .. #cantfocus #goingcrazy
☺ I'm soooooo emotional right now .. What is wrong with me ?!
My phone is possessed
Erica just asked if the beach boys were different from the beastie boys ...
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ next weekend I come home for a week
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Not funny ??
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I just got an email saying my package is here
Only 4 days of class left . I can hardly contain myself
All smiles ! ☺
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ bb . I just got another pair of miss mes and 2 rock revivals
Wow I think I'm really annoying when I'm drunk but apparently I'm pretty funny
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ who ?!
Told Kara she won't be able to tweet until tomorrow at 1 am and she believed me
Oh he gon ' cry in the car .
2 hot 4 the hot tub
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ TWINS !! It probably looks like I'm talking to myself .
She has twenty tweets
Funniest phone call I think I've ever received not even mad he woke me up ! #tofunny ❤❤
I can't stop watching It's Sunny In Philadelphia
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ nice !! Oh okay , cool . Oh no way ?? Lol shit
haven't seen you in awhile hahaha
Im actually laughing
64 days till we leave for vacation #sunshine #palmtrees
Grabbed a new pair of kobes
Do you like Wendy's ? Cause you're gonna love it Wendy's nuts slap your face .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ just watch me !!
Can't wait to die at the gym right now
Me emotions tonight are like
It feels like a perfect night , to dress up like hipsters and make fun of our ex's _TWITTER-ENTITY_ #Legit
WHAT ! A ! NIGHT ! ! Best wknd I've had at the Berg by farrrrrrr !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ ok sorry , it was decent
I got too excited when I realized it's June and my pandoras been reset .
If only I could get marketing and Econ on track ..
His Ellen show is fantab today !!! Zac Efron , Ed Sheeran , and Rebel Wilson .. Literally the best episode ever .
When a project fails in class and the teacher automatically gives you an A !
I'm gonna make you mine #feekingdetermined
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ WERE GOING CRAZY DUH . like always .. It'll be one of hose nights ""
Just deleted some toxic people out of my life .. literally : I deleted their contact info and texts . #feelsgood
My room has never been this clean !. Ready to paint !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ she's going to be the one to predict when the world will end
It's my student section . I OWN YOU ALL ! #BangBang
What rhymes with hug me ?
Just saw the commercial for _TWITTER-ENTITY_ Believe movie that comes out on Christmas Day !! I wanna see it soo bad ! ❤️
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Dude We are fricken awesome
please and thank you ☀️
Ive been hanging around white folk for too long I forget how loud family gatherings can be ! #brownpower
when an old Asian mad smokes too much weed , & amp ; you mess with him .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ .. Saw you on the mike raisor commercial last night !
-my favorite guy ! I'm so thankful that I've had the privilege of growing up with you because I'd be lost without you . Love you long time✊
TOUCHDOWN GEORGIA BULLDOGS ! I'LL TAKE THOSE 6 POINTS ! ❤
hahahah I love Sean's singing
I can do so many #ThingsILike because I LIKE EVERYTHING .
With mom in the big city of Harlan .
Waking up to music and cheers cause it's griz game day !!!!! #gogriz !!!!!
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Oh yeah ! And we will have them all to ourselves ! Those skinny biotches don't eat donuts
You sound like a dummy
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I might if I were her too
but with the fam
My family is a bunch of stoners and drunks
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ dopest cat ive ever seen‼️
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Why would you think that ? I'll be sure to let him know !!!
I wonder if Beyoncé's halftime show is going to be pre-recorded too ??
lmmfao !! only my dad would make the moose face at people as he's driving down the road
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ we definitely have to do it again ..
I'm totally stoked for this weekend !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ 163 .. There's more on my computer too
My freshman year I dated taylor luke
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ to guys just don't see my vision ...
I'm not who I use to be I am changing .. #Herbalife ☺
Thank you addy , almost in Florida ! #4morehours #wideawake ☀
Seeing the 1D movie today !!
Rise and shine ladies ! It's move in day _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_
What a weirdo !
3 a.m. - matchbox twenty
S/O to _TWITTER-ENTITY_ good luck on your speech today !! #ILoveeeAnimals haha
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ workingg on itt
On that note I need a cannoli haha if I had the gas I'd be getting one at the beach
the nicest hotel I ever stayed at was the Hilton in ocmd and I miss the kiddy pool
I just wanna go home !!!
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ omg you two
I have entirely too much energy and caffeine in me right now to be cooped up inside all day alone
and I'm referring to insta in that last tweet . idgaf about how many selfies get posted on twitter
Fairy Godmother status .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ here in Florida with me
In the middle of reading a story : Student : I love you and I love baconMe : I like your style , kid #teacherlife
Look me in my face , I ain't got no worries ❌
This class is a joke
It's nice to have our dj back ! #reunion _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ ... missing _TWITTER-ENTITY_ !
I am too excited for Tennessee !!!!!
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ bahaha !!
You're still just as ugly as I remember
Killed both workouts today #feelsgreat #gains
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I literally hate you
Best of luck nd fans
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I swear it's not mine
These past few days have been so much fun !
The Empire State Building was incredible !!! ❤
than ill the tacos
It's going to be fun in the am .
.. People that make a Facebook for their kids .. #weirdo
Baby learned her name , listens , is doing good getting potty trained , eating all her food & amp ; actually drinking water #proudmomma
My dog just opened my door on her own , came in my room , and woke me up by licking my face . #classic
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ why , because I'll be tanner than you when I get back ?
I love when _TWITTER-ENTITY_ goes on her rants !
Butttt . These chocolate chip cookies my love just made me are the shiiiiit
I swear one day me and _TWITTER-ENTITY_ will do the red nose together lmao
Yep I take that as a good job
What I'd do to spend New Years in Times Square !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Where the fucks that video ?
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ my face
Did she really just say her weave doesn't look natural ???
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ it is funny
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I see you tomorrow and I slap you in the face k ?
time for the gym
This sounds wierd but the things I would do to oomf .
The fact that a waiter in Nagoya came up to our table and asked _TWITTER-ENTITY_ for her number > & gt ; & gt ; & gt ;
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ just the way you talk sometimes ahaaa and Dom sloop
Ahhh I had the greatest dream ... Then I woke up ! #dangit
I don't want to go on a date with Buffy the white girl slayer .. #whitechicks _TWITTER-ENTITY_
Longest day of my life ! ? Yes , PLEASE !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I still take like an hour to pack ... Most of it's hair products . #BigHairDontCare
I seriously listen to the weirdest music
The fact I'm gunna have drake tickets by the end of this week #FuckYeah
Haha it's to bad people with androids can't tweet their first emojis #tweetyourfirst7emojis
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ is finally here . Day made !
Cait just totally pulled a _TWITTER-ENTITY_ ....
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ heck yeah we did !!
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ The feelings mutual
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ You might be a redneck if the biggest fashion risk you take is which plaid you'll wear to the 4-H Fair . #Uhmurka !
Sleeping is good
Shaylea's outta line
def treating myself to a mani when I get home
The fact that someone broke into my neighbors car , shit in front of it and then left their boxers there made my morning
Can't wait to go home tomorrow
OHEMGEE I JUST FINISHED MY LAST UNDERGRAD PAPER EVER HALLELUJAH #notbittersweet
AHHHHH so happy that i have more monroe studs now
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ it's a wonderful life . #heatnation
wait did we gain and hour or lose an hour so does that mean we get an extra our of sleep am I correct
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ he live in the laundry room and I giggle every time I walk past his room
hope she didn't fall in
When i walk in on my parents talking about my dads permed mullet back in the day ...
Sooo SNOWBOARDING WEEKEND !!! Hell yah !! Leggo !!
It's too cold to be wearing a cheer a uniform❄️
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ no other way to read them
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ yep sounds about right
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ not judging I just feel making a sandwich does not equal corporate work . Ppl don't even make that much w/college degrees
Next time I watch SNL it will be with _TWITTER-ENTITY_
No sleep , and a full day of classes .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ please tell me you have sombrero too !?!?
Those stretches that feel so good
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ haha ! It scarred me for life ! Just kidding lol but I did scared the fuck out of me you assholes
Woohoo 100% on my anatomy practical
theyre wonderful people .. But I hate their guts
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ heck yesss
So excited for tomorrow !!
Claps to me for not realizing I left my debit card at home til afterrrrr I scanned all my items at the store
dressing so patriotic for work tomorrow morning
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ haha sure do .. You have all the magazine subscriptions a man could want ! #stereotype
Can't wait for prom weekend ! So many damn things to look forward too ! Just thinking about it makes me cheese so hard #countdown #holla
I love it when someone from Europe cusses because it sounds so different I mean rse " is just hilarious ! "
Prolly had the best afternoon all year with _TWITTER-ENTITY_ , _TWITTER-ENTITY_ and Anna .
It'sssss hhhuummmppp day ! Wakey wakey ....
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ man , you suck but I won't , for you ..
can it already be Halloween ?
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ oh it is
Zoo was a success !
Loving my new dorm room !
Praying my 7 o'clock gets cancelled because walking all the way to Willard is a journey to begin with
Good thing we're not getting any games at my house right now
Hair done , dorm room shopping complete #finally ready for thirsty Thursday !!
Rise & amp ; Grind
Goin to see The Great Gatsby on Friday !! #judgeme
I'm just so excited to see Makayles everyday☺
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ very DD is unlike you
I've been looking at running shoes since I got home ... at 7 ... seriously I should not be this concerned
I hope this next month goes by really fast
The guy at the rec told me it was 16.50 for a water bottle and for a second I believed him and went to say nvm . Until he said well not yet
I heard your favorite song on the radio _TWITTER-ENTITY_
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ every body knows about Parker
Flying high tm to the land of stank
I really want to have Thirsty Thursday , Fun Friday , Sloppy Saturday , and Recovery Sunday , this week !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I love you too much
Getting to my class an hour early means me walking into the wrong class but right classroom .... Oh well at least I wasn't late !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ ... which is funny
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ your reaction was my favorite . you legit looked like this
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ lol you
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ and think your better than that
I'm so excited right now !!
When my roommate moves in , that means I won't have to see you as much anymore #score
I'm kinda upset that I won't be spending New Years in the 🆑 this year but the Virgin Islands are gonna be like x10
I am looking forward to this season ! hype asf ! Fuck u tollgate rivalry team first game .
I'm exhausted & amp ; probably another shade darker than I was a few hours ago
Texting until late about our sharknado audition .... Yawn .
SHES DOING LAUNDRY GUYS ITS ACTUALLY HAPPENING
3.5 hours left ! spending the evening with my mama & amp ; hubby watching the #Vikings #cantwait
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ OH MY GOSH , YES .
I'm screaming out fuck that
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahaha didn't that happen last time I was with you
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ That's what they all say when they get smoke bye the s-10 extreme
I hope tomorrow goes as planned
Nates grandma better prepare herself ....
how _TWITTER-ENTITY_ makes me feel .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ She's the new Helen .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ haha sorry !!!!
I can't wait for this weekend Let's see how well I do camping ... #saco #merica
When Bitches stare at you In the hallway
I have like constipation of the mind ..
I hope she sees that
Rain also calls for my favorite past time .. Watching people run in back packs !
Jordan's friends are judging us for drinking tonight , well you guys can suck it . We go hard at CWU . ✌
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ literally just lol-ed ! Ahahhahaha #sorry
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hehe I know welcome to the twitter world
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ not that I don't like you , just didnt like the fact you used to text Justin while we were together . but hey he's yours now
GOIN TO SEE ANCHORMAN OVER BREAK WITH _TWITTER-ENTITY_ ❤️ #soexcited
Cousins from georgia are here for two weeks
I think joe and I just became Facebook official .. Now that one of my friends put up that incriminating picture
Six year old girl singing screamo on AGT . My day has been made .
#NDSU TAKE #BAMA any day !!!! LMAO
I love when my Internet goes down right when I have to take my online test It's fucking fantastic
My neighbors are so accepting of me .. Constantly smokin weed outside on my porch in my underwear
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ it will look great ! im sure it'll turn out d : and just wear your hair up if it doesn't
James Mercer from _TWITTER-ENTITY_ is the singer of Broken Bells . I don't know why it's taken me this long to figure it out . #mindblown
I hate mondays but first day of indoor track
I'll be there for you always ... always & amp ; always . Just look over your shoulder . #tarzanmusic
Please dont tell me what to do with my life
Thankful for the five gallons of coffee consumed tonight , having me wide awake off of a few hours of sleep
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ now he's on to duck dynasty impressions .. he's a trip
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I'd wait till the itch stops or your new ink could get irritated #sarcasm #lmao
At least it's not me who's snoring tonight _TWITTER-ENTITY_
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ Lol I just bought their songs on iTunes 2 days ago ! Love it ! We have the BEST ears for music don't we ?
Jarrod just called me a beautiful n*gga thoughhh . Lol , that's too funny .
One more final then I'm DONE ! #freedom
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ little bubbles can't do much
Oh you know .. Just sitting here starving .. Waiting for this bitch _TWITTER-ENTITY_
Can't wait to wear my Onesie to school tomrow !! ☺️
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ sounds good !!! Come pick me up after chem today ?
No matter how this day goes , it's going to be a great one as I will be seeing _TWITTER-ENTITY_ in person at the end of it . #unbelievablystoked
I swear I'm going crazy ..
I hate being ugly . Thank God Sydney is even friends with me . #SheDaBest
Ugliest blonde award goes to you #SorryNotSorry
Bonfire tonight . can't wait .
Tonight was fun as hell
TMI on my last tweet ??? I'm sure I got a laugh out of some of you
Light blue out today ! ⚽ Soccer at 5 and Football at 7 . Get the word out . Time to go buck wild
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Lol that dream will not come true but modeling does sound
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Lololol !!! Funny thing is , I sang that out loud
Fuck being polite
“ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ : Haha never seen so many clowns on twitter at once . Chin up kiddos . ” Let's take a moment to notice how he won't _TWITTER-ENTITY_ me .
Just went shopping and got the cutest outfit for T swift tonight !! ☀
You bitches make my day !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you spelt my name wrong
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ of course I am but money makes everything better
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ right !
Well there goes another one . Ohh well
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ oh wow I thought you were joking haha ... Well in that case I'm on my way
Oh my gosh ! I'm in my way to Boston and Manchester !!! So excited
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ Messitidis
that was the most awkward dance I've ever seen #MissAmerica2013
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ what is wrong with us
Did you hear about the Italian chef that died ? He pasta way .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ it worked ! This update is amazing !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Hahahaha I can't take seriously Wayne sometimes but yesssss try and get as many people to see how weird I am !! hahaha
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hey brad , I just want my charger .
OMG THIS BUS DRIVER IS THE BEST
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ dummy !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ check your snapchat .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ is literally my new best friend . He's fucking awesome . Ps he reminds me of the jelly fishing cucumber from spongebob
Kinda sad I missed out on racing Mankato but I'm ready for Millville this weekend !
No motivation to do anything BUT lay in bed ALL day !
Class lasted for 10 minutes today
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ id hope so
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ look at you two .. So wise .
I'm craaaaazzzyyy if you've never noticed
I love Maury . All the people on here are so ghetto
oh my lanta i am soooo tired oh well , at least it's PAY DAY
I'm realizing I should've took summer classes .. I will next summer , just to keep my ass out of here .
The dreams I have & gt ; & gt ; & gt ; & gt ; & gt ; #Priceless
They're talking about penises and everyone is laughing
I whispered the whisper song to Dylan and I'm cracking up in the middle of red lobster
Run in the rain
Can this week just fly by pleaseeeee
13.5 hours until I get to see _TWITTER-ENTITY_ and I've never been so excited ☺❤☀
Trash of LC
I got outta bed faster than you could say snow day when I heard the phone ring
David is on so many different pain meds that he was just drooling in the middle of speras haha lmao poor bbyyyyy
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ yeah ? I can't believe they'd fight opression , starvation , and cross lines just to satisfy their arrogance . You're so right #not
I can not wait until Christmas break !! As a student-athlete , I am physically and mentally DONE with this semester !
Today is the beginning of shark week ! Not even kidding _TWITTER-ENTITY_
Braces come off Friday ! Seriously can't contain myself
i twitter creeped to keep up with the subtweetin going on all over my timeline ... #dontjudgeme
Forgot how grimy everyone at the bars were
Me and mom got matching pair of Timberlands
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ oh yeah I remember when we almost got engaged
I should probably get up and go wake up _TWITTER-ENTITY_ now , the gym is calling my naaaaammmeee
Volleyball in the rain with _TWITTER-ENTITY_ #whynot
In about to be late to my first class over some chicken nuggets
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Mine says El'iza ... I think the random apostrophe makes it look fancy . #notreally
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ had to do ittt !!!
Writing that on twitter , does it make you feel any better ?
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ pretty sure that's not the reason
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ better get to packin sista
I swear _TWITTER-ENTITY_ be having the most funny tweets alive
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ I know ... how do you think I feel & lt ; & lt ; & lt ;
My parents always yell at me or eating these berries off a bush at my house . But they're fucking awsome . .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ what's up
Well there goes my chances
Singing Rocky Top all day long So freaking happy
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ yeah
\I kissed a squirrel and I liked it " _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Buttermilk biscuits is now stuck in my head after watching the Hop Til You Drop let's build
Perfect has 7 letters and so does meeeeee ... Coincidence ? I think not . #jokes
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ and _TWITTER-ENTITY_ are being disgusting in front of me
Mine and _TWITTER-ENTITY_ friendship & gt ; & gt ; & gt ; & gt ; & gt ; & lt ; & lt ; & lt ; & lt ; & lt ; & gt ; & gt ; & gt ; & gt ; & gt ; & lt ; & lt ; & lt ; & lt ; & lt ; #bipolar just like us . ❤❤❤❤
12 o'clock new cod map pack
Why do the Indians an Hispanic keep lookin at me out here ?? Yes we're family ' now can u stop staring at me
In 6 days all the stupid stuff that happened in high school is not gonna mean one cotton picking thing
If I go 3 days without dancing I have withdrawals . Good thing we have drill practice in 5 days !
Who wants to hangout tonight
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahahaha I meant at the urban silly goose !!
I think I would kill myself if Nicole wasn't at the other end of the phone for me to bitch at
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Rick blows his brains out and the whole series is finished
Why thank you
4 days until license back !!! Freedom will never feel so good ! First stop Franklin
my boyfriend is better than yours
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ sorry I can't help how sexy my boy is miss you dollface❤
She did change her header because they did fuck that night DEAD
I'll be in Tennessee in 2 days ! #pumped
I have been retweeting sooo much lately . #teehee #sorryguys
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ #tb to that time we got into a screaming match at 4am n u left in undies
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ right and we will play infected
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ that's pretty good considering you couldn't help that
Let the festivities commence #homecoming
Lmao people have school on Wednesday while me and _TWITTER-ENTITY_ are scheduling tattoos
OMG !! Here comes the boom is soooo awesoome !
Can't wait for _TWITTER-ENTITY_ to visit me spring break
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ RG3- disappointing for his team , but not for my fantasy team
I just touched a frog !!!!
Who just flipped and fell out of the recliner Not me !!
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ once I feel better ill be ready for round two
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ next weekend sounds good too tho .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you want them back ?
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you're psycho ! Miss you !
My mom is just so fucking cute FR , like the shit she says ...
my car wouldn't smell like weed tho
The house is finally coming together !
Royal Harmony is gonna suck next year . #lolz #happyididntjoin
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ yes !!!!
Lol _TWITTER-ENTITY_ myself . I didn't gain or lose a single pound this year , so basic
Why did the Asian cross the road and get hit by a car ? Because he didn't see it coming . _TWITTER-ENTITY_
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Got his m & ms too
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ good miss you !
I must have dropped my keys somewhere in the church , but thankfully the amazing _TWITTER-ENTITY_ found them for me . #thanks
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ should probably text me
Actually able to get into a French class today !!!! #lucky
F summer reading . I'm not doing that crap
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ if you got the pass
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ this made me laugh !
I'm moving to Florida
Mine and _TWITTER-ENTITY_ convo right now is cracking me up for real though #awkotaco #sharingiscaring
All I do is eat , eat , eat mmm
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ good times !!
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ maybe , I think so
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahahah that class is ridiculous . She gave Megan's group like 5 points off because hey didnt work well together " #lolololol "
I don't have to work tonight !
21 in one month !!!!
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ this is priceless .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ not just him , lmfao
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I told you I was hungover
Trying to teach my mom how to dance on the patio at Hathaway's . It's hopeless ...
Hoping I'll be out of this brace soon and into a smaller one , therapy is going good . Back up on my feet and walking again
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ Or break your face
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ and you get my tweets right away as well !!
Using people's lines against them & gt ; & gt ; & gt ; .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Haha your so cute I love you
☺️ . Yup , that about sums up my feelings at the moment . I'm also pretty hungry ...
Ill probably give both of them a muddy hug after the mcmudder race
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ We walk the track ? Hahaha
I might be the only person who likes grape soda
The fact _TWITTER-ENTITY_ and _TWITTER-ENTITY_ changed their names to Charles ' .
Omg finally found a way to get new music i'm going crazy my mind is on overload what do i download first ahh
FIRST DAY OF CROSSFIT TOMORROW ! #thisishappening
People are gonna think I'm so weird tmw
I'll take the adderall . Spencer inspired . _TWITTER-ENTITY_ lol
I just learned how to play my music through my Bluetooth on my car lololol . And I've been using an aux cord for 8 months
Happy Thanksgiving Eve
Got out of school so my essay isn't due
Fun fact my twitter avi is taken when I was higher than a kite on Valium
I wanna do something tonighttttt _TWITTER-ENTITY_
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ shhh not that many lila's
Very excited to achieve my next goal almost thereeeeee
My nose had a bloody orgasm , even the nostrils are sluts .
Why does everybody call me a slut like hahaha way off
I'm always so wired when I get off work at 11
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I AM SO EXCITED TO SEE MY BEST FRIEND
the football is a precious object
No one understands how happy I am right now ❤ #ousoftball
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ yep ! Lmaoooo
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ where's your sense of humor ? ❤️
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ lol I hope not !!!! #thatnight ☺
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ is snap chatting me pics of my town #tooweird #sistersindux
you never hit my phone anymore but i plan on marrying you on the low
good morning sunshine
Haha , Storage Wars has been on my TV for like six hours . I've been asleep for about half of it .. but still .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you know what's the worst ? goonies in spanish
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ oh my god same !! #NoLie
Love my note _TWITTER-ENTITY_ had waiting on my car for me
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you gotta do a little less this And a little more of this
I get everyone with my voicemail prank never gets olds listening to those voicemails of people just talking to themselves
Florida in 20 days ! #whatwhat _TWITTER-ENTITY_
I'm so loyal it's crazy .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ at least he wasn't lieing
Okay creepy people
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I like it
chain hang to my ding-a-laing
Much needed night of laughter & gt ; & gt ; & gt ;
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ we were technically all on our phones Just was funny photo moment but definitely though maybe my hosting skills are rusty
Today's Friday the 13th .... Which means .... SHITS BOUTTA GET CRAYYY TONIGHT
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ why do you think your my friend ?! For all the inspiration of course
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ three is for outdoors and two for indoors
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ haha seriously though !!
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ haha my boyfriend said the same thing !!!!
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ might wanna point the gun the right way first
I love being with my family ♡
Everything we say is a fucking tweet
Lol I love my family . They're just comedy .
Hahaha _TWITTER-ENTITY_ on underwear & gt ; & gt ; & gt ;
How bout the browns
Instagram videos ?
I'm glad I have enough will power to resist what I wanna do drunk or no
Lol everyone just take a moment to imagine the sight of me duck hunting
And the fat chick that just called another girl a heifer ! #vlt
And we danced by macklemore > & gt ; & gt ; & gt ; & gt ;
So gladddd my cases finally came
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ never fails to make me laugh ☺️
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ omg that's a great idea
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ haha do you see what tweeted about us .... Someone needs to grow up
You counting the days til your 15 yet _TWITTER-ENTITY_
I've seen the notebook like 4 times
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ sorry you're mad at life and you post sucky tweets and I call you out on it that no one cares . #trulysorry #notreallytho
\After watching a Jason Statham movie , I just wish someone would look at me the wrong way . Like I'll blow your shit in . " "
\It's OK to not know what you're doing with ur life . Will u figure it out soon ? Probably not . But will it work out eventually ? Probably not . ” "
All because of you
Shaved this morning my cheeks are like a baby's bottom
Watching hangover with my grandma .. She's never seen it
yo _TWITTER-ENTITY_ where you been all my life ?? hang out sesh real soon is mandatory
My neighbor thinks he's Elvis
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ ohhhh yeah haha
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ makes snap chatting you even better
This whole physics test is online #daymade
“ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ : _TWITTER-ENTITY_ Nothing more than a hoax . We've got new episodes in 2014 and the movie coming out 2015 ” Yeeeeeeah buddy !!
OMG . _TWITTER-ENTITY_ ! I was bored , & amp ; I was looking at our old messages ... Remember when we would obsess over One Direction ?
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ complains she never gets anything done at the lib but yet here she is doing handstands and trying to twerk
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ You have great taste in men
Drama Is for the Birds , Bt then again i like Jerry Springer on occasion !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ that's what happens when you take it up the butt ....
Hahahaha dumbass _TWITTER-ENTITY_
The guy that made the remote recently past away they found him beneath the couch cushions
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ are you here yet ?
Had such a great time at Youth Group !
So so so excited
Lol I bet everyone right now wishes that the doctor in the ER didn't give me a morphine shot . Bahahahahahahahahahahahaha . ☺
I can't wait till Black Friday
God damn quest looks soo cracckin !! Seattle stand up ! Its our time !
Lmao the fact that Genna is playing Gas Pedal on the way home ... Oh goshhh
HIDING THE SECOND SET OF NIPPLES ! #lol I laughed hard .
In little over a week , I'll be standing 3rd row for Journey !!!! #dontstopbelievin #FINALLY
Welllllll .... I guess I'll go to sleep now . Someone call and wake me up if another twitter fight breaks out #sointense #sarcasm
It just sank in , that it's summer and i don't have to worry about shit
These boys up to no good
2 more days left of Junior year
The things we do are crazy
Damn Meg and Dan are taking their chess game a lil too serious
What the hell . Its 9:15 . Like ummmm
Is it Wednesday yet ?? I feel a fantastically rowdy weekend coming on
Haha everytime I get cross-faded I get wild
You can grind on me like that
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ well ... That too . !!
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ then we was all like .. U can have him
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Lets do it ! Boyfriends are overrated .
Stop being so tough behind the computer screen
But I don't wanna go to school for two classes
Getting my belly button pierced Friday #nervous #excited
both my parents work tomorrow and I'm sick ... sooo who wants to be my nurse tomorrow ? * outfit required *
The \see ya next year " line never gets old "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ the kind that does not go over to a house full of sisters waitin to throw money at me
Finally on season 5 of breaking bad
Wolfson game at 7
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ dudeee miss you
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ ... 19 ...?
I feel like a little kid on Christmas Eve . I can't sleep I'm too excited for Joe to be home !!!!!!
Thanks to me my dad is now completely obsessed with Challenge : Rivals ll
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ lol I guess so ...
I've been so productive today
Did you just poop on my dick ? Haha
Need a texting buddy
Almost 2000 tweets
The Finke house is so hype rn #GTHC
booked Steve's plane ticket home #excited
I can't wait to go to New Orleans for Mardi gras
watching twilight with my mom and she keeps screaming \WOAH BABY !! " every time she sees someone hot .. #likemother #likedaughter "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ yayyyy !! Okay I'm at my jaw doc but when I'm done may I please come over ?!
#NSYNC on the #VMA2013
Wade likes to speak in a German/Russian accent when he's had a few
I'm so pumped for this year if football ! I can't wait to hit sooooo many people that have annoyed me throughout the year
When a chick walks past you and she tries way to hard to look good .
I can't tell if the Cyclones are actually doing well or if Kansas is just really terrible ...
My face when you talk
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I'll hold your hand and make sure you don't get up or try and wuss out
What . A . Psycho .
The only reason she's with you is because she hasn't realized you're a jerk . Trying to make me jealous ... You're funny . ✌
TOUCHDOWN FOR THE BILLS
Most People Would Throw Away There Stuff From Their Ex's But Not Me . Oh Wait You Never Got Me Anything !! ✌
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ use someone's id until you turn 21 !
Getting notifications like a boss
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ ill say that once i know
I always look out for when a movie says the name of the movie because of that one family guy episode haha
The fact that I get to see all the old homies tonight
I just managed to roll my ankle in the shower
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ I ride bus 53 IF I ride the bus this year
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ her best friend is a dike they fucked around a few times !
Dad's like no way you drank hat much tonight I'm becoming professional ☺️
This pedicure is ticklish ☺
Dads golfing with my boss
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you would think but I'm sure you know the quality of most of the men around here #dietrying
He's coming home 2 days early !!!! #greatnews
& amp ; all you talk to are girls waay younger than you #loser
Peyton has notifications sent to her when I tweet
So glad I never have to go to that place again ! Now here's to a great weekend with some great people !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ tell _TWITTER-ENTITY_ the same thing I will go all momma on you both !
Omg this bitch right now ...
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ more like rain ...
FINALLY ABOUT TO GET WILD WITH KIERNAN
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ actually I'm having a crazy night I walked down stairs made a sandwich AND left the fridge open while doin itt !!!
Pass this drug test tomorrow
I am in line for the worlds second fastest roller coaster in the world #bejealous
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ haha you didn't have to I just wanted to say I do remember this and it was so funny
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ shut * bahahahaha
Ahh we're gonna go ham
Good thing I love liquor
What do you do on a Saturday night as a college student when it is raining ?!? Watch Alabama football !!
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ WHY WHAT ? ' b
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ haha omg I was DONE !! miss youuu and our crazy ass times !!
The license plate of the car in front of me and bay says 
HARDBOD " . Pretty self explanatory "
Road trip to moraine state park tomorrow ..
Man I know I got my laugh in today looking at some people show spirit
I can't believe that just happened so fucking funny !!! Lmfaoooooo
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ After a bad meal at a restaurant ! I learned the chef had jizzed onto my chocolate gateaux . That was the icing on the cake !
Graduation dress came in the mail #lilly #soclose
Happy turkey day
Mehhhh I can't listen to bob marley , it makes me want to go back to Jamaica .. on a warm beach , with tons of alcohol lmfao #bestvacationever
realizing the only reason I have twitter is because of _TWITTER-ENTITY_
Love waking up at 5 am
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ comparing what comes out after the baby to \Craigslist exploding " ... #MoneyShot "
Welp this boy is not on my to do list
Ok twitter rant about the stupid peasant is over . Well maybe . I'll probably get mad or something in a few minutes again
When _TWITTER-ENTITY_ doesn't know how to open a door & gt ; & gt ; & gt ; & gt ;
I don't think anybody wants to be on your level Bryce I'm going to sleep . Goodnight . Stay high , love you .
I can't wait for thanksgiving
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ all day ! And night
First day of summer camp tomorrow at the Boys and Girls Club ! ✌ Time to get these games on the road !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ ... in other news , Shelby has been living under a rock
SOOO stoked for Michigan , New York and Canada this weekend !
This game is so annoying .. but it's so FUN !!!
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Well , I guess I love you too
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Fabulous .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Chinese couple in front of me at Chipotle insisting on the ried rice " which is brown rice ... look on chipotle employee = priceless "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ shut up liar , if it wasn't for me last night wouldn't of been so fun .
I CAN'T WAIT TO SEE THE SUNRISE HERE TOMORROW ☀
3 days until I'm in NC !!! 303 days until I change my last name !!!
Why am I always in the mood for a Bloody Mary ?!
It's sad when I get more snapchats from _TWITTER-ENTITY_ ' s aunt than my own friends . & amp ; I don't even know her . Haha .
Sooo I picked up another job during Christmas break and supposedly it's a really good one .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you got it giiiirll
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ it's actually over mine too I'm just in a laughing mood
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ awe terra we'll hang during Xmas break !!!!
Silence is golden ... but duck tape is silver ...
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I'm gonna hit you with something heavy this weekend . You just wait punk .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ pahaha I snapchat when I'm bored
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I work in the morning . He might though . I'll encourage him , so I can be home alone . You text him too .
No mid terms for j . gil
Never fails we always end up racing not so cute guys lmao _TWITTER-ENTITY_
When my mom calls me & amp ; asks if I wanna meet her for dinner , ugh I have so much to do but can NEVER turn down food
This night is terrible .
Watching _TWITTER-ENTITY_ literally eat _TWITTER-ENTITY_ homework hahA
My brothers comment every five seconds in movies
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ atta girl it's contagious
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I'm sorry had 2 dew it
I'm not a fan of the spurs but I'm willing to be their #1 fan as long as they beat the Heat
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ yeah blame us , it's always us
Singing 877 CASH NOW in the truck is fucking great
111 : I love you girl !! We still need to hang out SOON ! Hit me up one of these weekends
If you on that AP WORLD grind , I'm laughin at you !!!
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ sure . You just secretly hate me . It's fine , really .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ if you could just overnight them to me that'd be great
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ ur bracket probably sucks
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ are you really !
Green haven girls
buckwild is officially my new favorite show . so freaking hilarious !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ seriously can't wait !!
My little sister : Larissa if I'm taking a picture with you then you need to wear make up because your ugly my sister is 8 . ✋
Oh not again !
I'm kind of an evil genius ... #NBD #recognize
\I have no clue how he got my s/n or why he was talking to me ... " a high school note from me to _TWITTER-ENTITY_ about _TWITTER-ENTITY_ "
WE ARE IN OHIO
Found my moccasin .
MONSTER JAM DAY !
Well here's the situation ........ it's a tuddy
not tweeting all day tomorrow cuz my bff _TWITTER-ENTITY_ said he is gonna buy me a jamba if i can do it .
Idk whether to scream , laugh , or cry .
Someone is stalking my twitter
This weekend is the only thing getting me through the rest of this week
I'm too protective of my friends
The fact that I am seeing Faye Bontekoe tonight
Its Just Going To Be Great . & amp ; Its Going To Like Not Be Cold ! Omg ! I Cant Wait !
3 words : Megan Poulos cookies .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ still better than 7-5 , 0-1
If coach dosent let us do a dance to What does the fox say well my senior year is just ruined _TWITTER-ENTITY_
EAST OF EIGHTH FOR SUNDAY FUNDAY , COME HAVE A FREE MIMOSA WITH BRUNCH
I loveeee waking you up _TWITTER-ENTITY_ ... hehe your not sleeping if I'm not
went get some crawfish _TWITTER-ENTITY_
smelling like rig #winning
\ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ : I wish a chick with fake eyebrows would try to argue with me ... I'd lick my thumbs so quick ! " I'm dead "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ has _TWITTER-ENTITY_ ever seen you actually make the face ???
gonna vomit with _TWITTER-ENTITY_ Our lives & lt ; & lt ; & lt ;
Happy hump day everyone
Okay soooo my tattoo has stopped bleeding
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you don't need to volunteer because you were selected first
#ConfessionsOfABrokeNigga let's go out to eat , total is less than 8 bucks
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ A very good idea ! Next time I will . I forced myself to eat that salad today .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ but really #LongIslandMedium
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ we should work out more often
Ill Always Stay Real And True ...
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ haha I was going to purpose with a baby tiger trained to give you a ring hahaha
Love being ignored
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ yes !!!! So excited ! Dad got last minute tix
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ dear lord
Lunch breaks at work are the best haha . But this isn't even work
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ cause I can
I'm so witty
Currently jumping up and down in excitement for _TWITTER-ENTITY_ to come down to visit this weekend ! Tomorrow couldn't come sooner
Halloween is my absolute favorite holiday . Can't wait
30 mins and counting !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ check what's app . i'm sure you will love what i sent you hehehehehe #WeGotOurWish
This might sound lame but Friday night I really wanna have a movie night with all my friends ..
900 tweets !!!! 100 more and it's 1000
TODAY IS GONNA BE AWESOME ! _TWITTER-ENTITY_
Oh my goodness , my sissy is having a baby girl ! I cannot freakin ' wait ! My excitement for this is beyond anything else
or if anyone wants to do something hype
Alpena this weekend _TWITTER-ENTITY_
Lol at myself
Junior year was prolly the craziest haha _TWITTER-ENTITY_
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ she's so cuuuute
When you lay in bed and think about everything
I was just looking for your Twitter and couldn't find you , then I realized I had typed sspitlights _TWITTER-ENTITY_
When you know who someone is subtweeting about & gt ;
omg as iffff bro I ain't got time for dat
I want a new led hoop
been trying to make a Thesis for this essay for about 2 hours
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ because you don't sit by a real nigga like me you sit next to a fake hair mothafucka
Damn ! When people come over they ask me if I have wifi because they only get 2GB's of data . #UnlimitedEverythingNigga .
\I can't wait to embarrass my kids my husband and I are gonna go ham " - _TWITTER-ENTITY_ I'm dying "
Ahhhhh All My Homies Got 8th Pd . College English ! #Hannnnnnnnnn
Eating Subway while I tweet , I'll call that a subtweet
I feel so awesome today ! Haha
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you are a liar ! And it's about to be our 17 month
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ We all have ghosts in our closet wait is that the right expression .... skeletons babe skeletons #druggedupstill
Anyone want to come help me move ?
Happy Friday Eve ! #almosttheweekend
First time tanning !!!! #LoveIt
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ your just jealous cause you don't have any
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ 10 days
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ oh yah coming from you ..
Summer fest tomorrow ☀
Boomer hill trip
OMG ! The house is now empty , which means I'm about to belt it out in the shower
BUT IT UPDATED & NOW IT DELETES THE PHOTO AND DOESN'T JUMP BACK . THIS IS GREAT
Haha , if I'm soo much of a bitch why do you still talk to me ?
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ haha kidding
Can't wait to see my other half ☺
I literally just gave _TWITTER-ENTITY_ a shout out down the hall
This iTunes Radio station is making me so happy . ❤️✌️
Two more days til I'm 19
Stuck in traffic , listening to my friend sing me a song
Turn down for what
Also I live for the attention that all the losers on mass st give me . Call me queer or fag , my life is awesome and yours sucks .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Praying for you and Zachary these last few days . You've been almost constantly on my thoughts . Love you , favorite sister ❤
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ k mom
☺ this is how #teenwolf makes me feel .
I love Coach Lemaster
Victoria Secret Fashion Show tomorrow
I'm so ready for Church Camp ! ❤
The best thing about my job is probably that I don't have to wear pants
Seriously lovvveeee my science teacher right now !!! Letting us retake this test on Tuesday !
5th year seeing _TWITTER-ENTITY_ !!! Lets make this the best everyone ✋
I love that moment when I accidentally answer a question in a conversation I'm not in out loud and I get that where did you come from look
Weekends go by to fast but mine been straight
My mom actually thought I was going to wear makeup during swim season .
Good thing I now owe my parents 350 dollars
You make me crazy
Brain sneeze .
We're here and ready for #CMAFest #nashville - roll on tomorrow ! _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_
Hey man , I saw that snapchat .
My mom just called me a trick , what is the world coming to
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ life of a king !
Can't fix stupid #suckstosuck
I really like that
I needed tonight . I needed it for so many reasons .
When _TWITTER-ENTITY_ pees in the same bathroom you're showering in
All black everything tomorrow
Knocked _TWITTER-ENTITY_ in the head with a pillow and changed her hair style
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Thunder buddies for life ?!? ☺
Sleeping in a bed for the first time in a week !
LEBANON VOLLEYBALL IS RANKED 7th IN THE STATE !!! #WorkHardPlayHarder
3 days till tally , preparing my liver for the worst _TWITTER-ENTITY_
Damn , that was a long hashtag
THANK YOY MORGAN FOR MAKING ME THINK OF VICTORIA'S SECRETE !! ☺ _TWITTER-ENTITY_
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Not any more !!! hiiii miss you ! now it will get better !
It's all good .
Just went out in the woods and _TWITTER-ENTITY_ and my brother fell off a log #fail #funny
Can't wait for later
Debating what type of tablet 2 get TNT . Keep going back to iPad . Maybe a used 1 cause he will beat it to deaaaath ! ❓ #appleipad
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ nothin like crawling through a two foot hole in the wall and jumping 5 feet to the ground to try to find santo's truck keys
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahah nahh that's how it's supposed to be on your 21st !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I'll see what I can do , the chances are slim haha
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I'd wanna be me too if i were you !
69 is the only dinner for 2
I have the house to myself the next few days and my parents keep telling me that the SWAT team better not show up
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ nooo problamo lukeybear !!! Glad I could help . Plus now I have class with taryn ! Haha
My mood is just all & gt ; & gt ; & gt ;
My bed is looking awfully comfy right now , but I have work
Whoever is prank calling me . Thanks . I really don't care It just gets a little annoying though .
I'm so tired that I'm driving below the speed limit lol my foot can't push any harder
Can't figure out why my mom and I are sweating with all the windows down .. She has the fucking heat on ? Now I know where I get it .
In three hours I am officially done working at the nursing home ☺
My dad just told me to get my own mailbox because too much shit comes in the mail for me
Maybe I'll go take a shower , and hopefully come back to alot of text messages #Hopeful Ill be back
Just walked under a ladder . Just tacked on another 7 years of bad luck . #fuckit #yolo
2 more classes
seriously cannot wait until UofLs new rec center opens monday #beyondexcited
Subtweeting about how this bitches subtweet about some other bitch annoyed me , its never ending
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ watch #TheWalkingDead . That'll take care of it
It would be interesting to conduct a poll to see what % of population would rather eat Xmas dinner with Duck D . People r White House staff ?
THANK GOD BRANDON STAYED
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ ' s snapchats are always my favorite
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I dare you to come over to my class without asking .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ fuck you
Omg someone in this cafe must have a controller thing for their apple device because my volume keeps going up and down on my Mac
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ haha right ?! #score
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ lollll your so gay
Going to just let my phone go dead so I won't be tempted to be on it .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Its okay , I enjoy your tweets as well ... sir .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ just at lunch right now , late lunch ! I've been at work since 8am- busy day
Telling the sales reps what looks god awful and what looks amazing and they just agree 100% #justyes #critic
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ on here !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ let's just say I know her pretty good lolll
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ we've been waiting for this day it seems like for years !!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Life is all about HAPPINESS so are you happy ? Idc if your happy just find a way to be happy .
Why is my kid pretending to be a cat
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ fuck yes !!!
Come back when you're at least six inches taller than me
Ready for some #OhioState football ! Let's Go #Buckeyes
Woke up from my nap smelling crab dip
Nothing beats the taste of a fountain coke in the morning ... after a workout ..
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ OMG it's beautiful ! Can I keep it ?!
Omg Ignore Me The Whole Way Home
Going boating with _TWITTER-ENTITY_ . Sooo excited
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ so are you upset that the pope will only be around for another 15 minutes or so ?
I wish someone would go eat roux with me ! Plus I want _TWITTER-ENTITY_ to wait on me so I can make her my slave
I just found every single note me and _TWITTER-ENTITY_ wrote each other in 8th grade ! ❤️
If one of my friends would hit me back up that would be great
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ 4 somes are delightful
\ud83d��� " My recent emojis . I might be bipolar . "
Can't wait to use my new straightener tomorrow
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ haha thanks ! I'D HOPE SO where do you live now
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ omg we have the same cowboy hat
Professor just told us it would've been possible to have sugar mountains
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ wow I still smell great
I don't have to watch the football game to know who's winning or not . That's what social network is these days .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ haha it wasn't too bad ! Probably the funnest physics class so far . I can check all that off my bucket list ! Haha
My new cover ➡️➡️ oldie but goodie will be posted later this afternoon !
I like it when you back it up !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ It's out of #style I'm my book !
Go on Hang W/ and catch us turnin up Live
#ThingsYouNeverSayToaFemale \Are you on your period or something ?! " "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ the world isn't going to be able to handle it !
Let this day be over with so I can enjoy the next to days off !!
I will be in LA in 9 days .. My excitement can not be contained .
Seriously dying laughing at this show right now hahahah
The Krusty krab pizza episode is on
OMG I just realized Sean capitalized his twitter name . Finally !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ OMG that's awesome I love it
I'm a 1trickpony
I'm so much more productive at home . Maybe I should go to NoVA or Mason
I could watch Breaking Bad over and over again #bored
Hangover 3 tonight
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ harry potter still blows a fat one tho
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Oh my gosh just stop hahaha .
Boutta pull an nighter .. Sleeping is for quitters !
Day 2 going strong
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ but we still love youPlus one of your friends is even more blond
Got me cracking up
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ no mam I'm not
STATE FAIR TOMORROW with _TWITTER-ENTITY_ !!!!!!!!!
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ who doesn't
What if I texted oomf .
Manager gave me the day off .. spending time with my older sister at Park Meadows Mall
Wooooo Bre is 18
On a date w _TWITTER-ENTITY_ at jalapeños
Dumb bitches like YOUR ugly ass make my world go round
give that bit some ACT RIGHT !
Ahhh my new bed is supposed to come today
Got a crib that's so tight , a view that's just right , neighbors that's so nice ... Baby wanna spend the night ?
sucks to suck I guess .
Twitter is dead , living it up for me
Lordddd , at the things you find out on Instagram & amp ; twitter . #mademynight #LOL
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ oh I understand !
No but really , People are in class
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ and who's fault is that ? #PhonesWorkBothWays
Someone just find Madison's glue sticks cause I'm tired of seeing her cry about it #sorrynotsorry
Sometimes I just have to sit back and laugh ..
WHITE GIRL . ✌
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Acabelieve it .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ nope hahah that's what they told me to name the vine
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you'd be the best at snap tho ... #justsaying
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahah sounds good to me
ALLLL OF THEM are aboutta meet eachother out on the parking lot after th e game
why does Gatorade need to say 0% juice on the bottle , do people buy it thinking its juice ?! #itaintjuicyjuicebitch
Hahaha why don't you just do the high step 60 yards to the endzone
You're not going to miss me !? _TWITTER-ENTITY_
Hallelujah there is a Delay today !! Suck on dem apples Monday !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ maybe to you I am .. Lol . #LittleGirl
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ LMAO no I wasn't LOL , LMAO I'm really lol-ing right now lol .. how'd you come up with that ? LOL
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ shut your mouth Joey
Just figured out how to use my emoji keyboard #duh this could be bad . I'll try to keep it under control .
Excited for this workout today
Michael Jackson > & gt ; & gt ; & gt ; & gt ; & gt ;
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ coming from the kid who hangs out with 15 & amp ; 18 year olds and a dying dog every night
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hookin it up with the coffee
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ better not be doin any polar dippin without me
I just put the crackers in the fridge , flagged
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ haha guuuurl go take a selfie !
I can't fall asleep so I'm blaring music and singing loud in my room . The perks of everyone going home on the weekends .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ right across my forehead
The funny thing is that I thought I mattered
Gave in & amp ; made Colton sleep in the same bed with me . Hope he sleeps carefully
Only working two days this week #gotlucky #fairweek
Talking to my sister always makes me feel better ! Love her ! #tomorrow
I keep on changing my Instagram name
I bet she can't do it like me
On my way to the Iowa game . #LetsGeIt
I love ramen , probably why I still have the pudge
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ But I can still go to practice so it's all good
#TwoThingsThatGoTogether Peanut butter and bananas .
People probably wish they could live here . Me & amp ; _TWITTER-ENTITY_ make this household fun
I turn 20 in exactly one month from today !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ me either ! Lol
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ Funny !
Brittany is like a little kid with my bed bc it airs up and down
After the wedding the bracelets are all coming back on
My dog eats cereal
The filter I put on my belly ring picture makes my belly looks so round and joyful
Not really in the mood to go to the cheese cake factory
Well I won 240 at the casino ! Told y'all Kalynn is a good guardian angel
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ haha ohhhhh Jordan . I'm just gonna miss you so much I'm gonna have to come visit . Just to see you !!
too much hobbit shows for me I think
I have a 68 percent in the class overall . I'm going to kill myself .
I have seriously gained a large love for printmaking and I think I've finally discovered my college content
lol I just blocked my sister .
I talk to more people from Adel now more than I did when I lived there .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahaha thought u might appreciate that one
I seriously love _TWITTER-ENTITY_
The Pink Dimonds _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ OMG we are so stupid
Tooo bad you blocked me or I'd be tagging you .
I did not see that one coming ... #shegay
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ I'll give you a nickel if you tickle my pickle .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Lol good luck with that . I tried it . Fuck that
I need about a million cups of coffee , or pop . What is it my UK homies call pop again ? Canned juice ? Lol something like that
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ that's awesome ! You should have ! I really want one that works and master that and the mandolin haha
She's ugly . So I'm not jealous , don't worry . I'm just confused ? #LMAO
hahaha I cwack myself up
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ while the rest of us live in fear that you are driving at all
wanting to settle down but then thinking again nahhhhhh
I can't believe I graduate in 3 weeks ....
Hope everyone has had a great Saturday good friends great laughs .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I would love love love to go shopping with you !! Let's go break the bank #sisteract
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ nice and hairy the way you like it
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ thank you !!
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I have a way you can make a few extra bones !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ caaaant wait ! ☺
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ lol It's okay . I'm the loser that's going home and taking a nap .
Smoking acid out of a crack pipe brb
Can't wait til Thursday !!
GODDAMN why am I so funny .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ & amp ; probably every other celeb
On rainy Sundays , we lift with the person we were cuddled up with on the way home last night .
For some reason this Tennessee Whiskey isn't tasting like deliciousness . I'm feeling confused
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahahah I bet
Me and CRAG are gonna be bestfriends .! _TWITTER-ENTITY_
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you are welcome
#duckdynasty so funny !! Rednecks trying to climb ropes course !!! Makes my night
TEXAS CHAINSAW MASSACRE 3D AFTER THE GAME TONIGHT !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ and I are basically the same person , so we think and tweet the same things on the regular .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Merry fucking Christmas enjoy your coal
I've listened to so much good music over the past few days my head can't handle it
Oh and you probably can't even sleep in your bed since all of your blankets , sheets and pillows are are at my house to be washed
I'm glad I have _TWITTER-ENTITY_ as my own personal student teaching helper
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ thanks muscle man
Omg dying ! You went from me to a fat ugly bitch ? Hahah oh gosh you down graded hella can't stop laughing I fell off my bed ! cheat on that
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ LMFAO EEWWW . So foul , but so true
Sore throat like a mother
My eyelashes are tickling by eyelids
It's a fight to the finish , a battle to the death , the only one who leaves is the last man left . #FroggyFresh
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Thursday Friday Saturday Sunday
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ how many pictures are you up to on your phone ? #youreobsessed #youandtrucks
You have a annoying voice .
I love watching people who fucked me over get there karma
If you say so
I hope the Ravens lose
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ no way dood now this conversation sucks
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ thanks twinnnn
got lots of sleep ! ready for this 12 hour shift !
TOO ** excited right now !!!!!!!!
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ YAYAYAYAYAYY ! I love her .. hmm how about Sunday !
Does he honestly think I would EVER even be friends with him let alone go back to him ?! HAHAHAH
Ready for this game tomorrow !!
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ haha that makes no sense
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ Cydni don't give a shit right now
I'm just gonna watch it one more time then sleep
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ second time I posted that lol . That was to you
I've got a hot date tonight ... With all 4 Scream movies on Netflix #netflixlove
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ why are you a psychic ?!
It's always interesting to see who's people's best friends on snapchat are #secretsout
Im crying so hard thinking about how me and Kayla almost getting our geometry finals taken away because we were laughing so hard
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I passed
Skinny girls run the world because fat girls don't run
Today is THE day !
Omg I can't even take these snapchats right now
OMIGOD #teenwolf SEASON 3 TOMORROW
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ what up dawg✋✌
Guess what I have
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ sounds goody I think I'm having a mental breakdown realizing there's no tailgates to look forward to ... spring game ? #Evan
Broadening my horizons ✌
looooks like me n dillan have box seats to the Bengals game Sunday
717 bound finally
Best feeling , you notice a cops lights come on behind you so you pull over cursing but it's the guy in front of you that gets pulled over
Drop drop that ass down drop that ass down and look back at it
Last night . & gt ; & gt ; & gt ; & gt ; _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_
HOLY SHIT JIMMY JOHNS IS FINALLYCOMING CLOSE
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I'm totally kidding . Me , Darren Criss & amp ; Jack will get married
Lmao your door slams and my music gets louder who wins .... ME !
Sending snapchats to people of my sister & amp ; I dancing to Dark Horse in our Tahoe .
I miss my long hair , but I don't regret cutting it one bit . It seriously takes ten minutes to fix it #riptangles
You know you're a hypochondriac when the family thermometer stays in a drawer in your room ... #kindabad #okayreallybad hahaha
and then again 43:25
2 . More . Weeks . ☁
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahahahahaha there are very few tweets that make me laugh out loud . This is one .
Oh there's no twerking or clubs in Long Island matt ? I didn't know that ......
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ just a tad bit hahhahahahH but I love it
Member when I lit your arm pit hair on fire
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ little behind schedule ill be there around 1 !! See you soon #cantwait #foyA2
I don't mess with scary movies . Sleeping with the lights on tonight !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ am I really !!?
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ sometimes I worry about you Christian hahaha what kinds of shows do you watch
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ were just hilarious
Sometimes people are so irritating and dumb it makes me laugh . Like are you really that stupid .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ thought I was the only one who thought that
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ oh boy ...
yeh , I'm the one that looks stupid in this situation !!
COME SEPTEMBER RIOTFEST WILL ARRIVE _TWITTER-ENTITY_
Thanks so much _TWITTER-ENTITY_ for buying me a candy came today . I felt like glen coco
Silly boy you'll get nowhere with that on your résumé #loser
I tell people I'm not drinking and they look at me like #Wtf
I should not be tired already ! #WakeUp
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ duhhhh no questions asked !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ lmao yes they're clay pigeons . Now that you shot your lying saucers " lets get sauced "
AND we're getting to see our boys on the way home !
This Christmas Story Marathon is what I can't wait for every Christmas
Omg I woke up at 5:30 for nothing ... Going Bach to sleep ✌️ . Snow day❄️❄️
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ oh so the team gettin noggin it's over
Love when I hear something bad about you #suckstosuck
Finally got myself a drug rug and I'm way to excited about it . Chances are youll see me in it on the reg .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ and I have no friends . We are texting each other about how far along we are watching Greys anatomy .
If some people were not born or WOULD kill themselves , this world would be a little less dumber .
From now own #JKB for me is Justin Knows Best
My brother just asked what a tampon is
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ HELL YEAH !
I can't wait for tonight I'm gonna be having blast
#AHauntedHouse looks hilarious
Going on an adventure tonight
Ben's rapping though & gt ; & gt ; & gt ; & gt ; #ReppinJesus
I'm gonna laugh my ass off if this snow storm doesn't happen . I have class regardless so idgaf .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ yes I do
\ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ : Oomf is so adorable but he doesn't think so " Yes I do !!! "
Although I should have gotten them digits
Can't wait till tomorrow !
Took a nap and woke up to some great news !! So excited ! Now time for a workout #goodday
Finally getting a new car ! Ahhh I've never been more excited
I plan on working . Out everyday !!!
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Thanks Cody ! It was such a blessing meeting you !! Keep being awesome .
I find it ironic that professors want to give you the most work the week before finals .
Because I've worked at Victoria's Secret for almost two years now , I now fold my own panties to standard without thinking about it .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I have like 80 of those im funny . I'm about to text you bishhhh .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ OMG i was just gonna tweet about how I'm secretly attracted to the guys who can pull off off the nerd look
\That damn dinosaur . " hahaha _TWITTER-ENTITY_ "
Thinkin ANYONE gives a fuck
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ ahhhhhh I can't wait
Alex is gonna love what I just got her !!
I guess you're never too old to get cake smashed in your face
So happy we don't have school next Monday #3dayweekend ✌✌✌
Erin elbowed me in the face last night when we were sleeping .. I think my lip is swollen
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ is one sexy grandma .
Caleb's texts & gt ; & gt ; & gt ; & gt ; & gt ;
You're all ugly
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ That joy comes next season when they play Ohio State , Michigan , and Penn State !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ women can't change a lightbulb ? Well if you want to see how effective men are at change lets look at congress
Snapchatting ugly selfies
Devin Pittman just about rolled his piece civic around my corner lmao
I cannot wait to see my best friend when I get home .
When did I get so sick !?
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I'm game !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ Sorry , that's not happening .
Filled with excitement
My life = craziness !
I feel better that I don't have to worry about you anymore
Yay for almost crashing
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Just so ya know , I just mooned Mother Nature #worstsummereverrrr #dramaticmuch
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ just said she can't see emojis ... so I just text you all of ♌❤✌ #evil
allies are killing me
My family is a complete shit show ...
If Lebron drops to 1-3 in the finals I don't think you can ever put him with Michael or EVEN Kobe . Michael never lost . Kobe lost one
Getting my puppy tomorrow
Omg ur sO cool
I promise I'm not as stupid as you think I am .. Not that gullible .
My . Night . Is . MADE .!! Oh my god . I could not get much happier . #JumpingUpAndDown
Just ordered my beats !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ After a bad meal at a restaurant ! I learned the chef had jizzed onto my chocolate gateaux . That was the icing on the cake !
\Booth would be like the worst last name ever . Like what if they're descendants of John Wilkes Booth " #ShitAllySays "
Haha so apparently drilling TVs into the wall means that World War Z is apon us ..
Reading Terminal Market .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ jack said no mom I swear I'm sober , he prob isn't so I said it's more like no mom I swear I'm not gay but we all know he is .
this lucky bastard doesn't have to run the mile today
I jut had a hardcore laughing attack . I couldn't breathe and I was crying and it was insane . I don't even know what was funny .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I'm all alone watching say yes to the dress I can't drink , but you're more then welcome to watch tv with me anytime lol
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ honk honk honk honk rumble rumble rumble
Road trip back to Denver in the morning for the great switcharoo !!!! #TEETH
I just want to snapchat everyone #SoPumped
So glad I got _TWITTER-ENTITY_ addicted to Supernatural haha #yourewelcome
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahahaha oh my Lanta you just made my day babes ! Thank you
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ we goin crayy
I just had my headphones in for like ten minutes without music and just now noticed
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ he's way to excited to be able to paint his stomach and go on stage with it
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ Hahah ! Maybe if he wasn't such an old man
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ I'm sitting in the back
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ just kiddin budd
Wonder if I would enjoy work more if I came in drunk ...
She said she liked it when I don't have a glasses on , I asked her why ? And she said ... So people can see your pretty eyes . #customercomment
I want Friday to get here soon !!
FINALLY watching Mean Girls with _TWITTER-ENTITY_ and _TWITTER-ENTITY_
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ this new generation is terrible .. they cant tell plastic from food .. our generation just had some issues with lead paint ...
WOOOO IT HAPPENED IM SO HAPPY AAAAAHHHHH
EVERYONE COME GET YOUR PICS WITH SANTA 1-4 plz and thank you !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ that would be pretty swagalicious
Trying to get through the first Anchorman so I can go see the second !
Got asked on a date today ... to the mall
Movie time #RunnerRunner
Straight like that
Going to the mall all by my lonesome .
#BigBrother #BB14 is FINALLY back !!!! I can hardly contain my excitement
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ ohh gotcha
Not being able to sleep but cranking out 2 college essays instead & gt ; & gt ; & lt ; & lt ; & gt ; & gt ; & lt ; & lt ; #5am
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ gooood plan and I'm pretty sure we do actully have onee now all we need is for it to be no school
Why be someone your not , when the someone you are right now is the best someone you are ! #beYOUtiful
It's not Thanksgiving anymore . I should still be thankful though , right ?
Trying so hard not to laugh
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Haha thank you ! I didn't even pass out or vomit !
Fargo you never disappoint ! Great weekend with great people ! And a championship !
Haircut tomorrow .
That was so vulgar
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ LMAO IM DYING
Some people are so fake , idk how they keep up .
She likes to instigate don't worry
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ good lets go play catch again
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I just raped your profile #sorrynotsorry
The news hanna just told me
I hope you're having fun out there worrying about my life The world doesn't revolve around you byeeeee
Imaginary arm besties ☺️ _TWITTER-ENTITY_
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ i dont know what u saw in me either
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ woooooooo where ?
Seriously cannot hear of Joan Rivers without thinking of _TWITTER-ENTITY_ . #JoanRivers #yourehot
Fall Out Boy an Adventure time in the parade
The only thing I can think about is VEGGAASSS BBABBYYY ✈
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ cause I was joking and now I feel bad
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ what you jus told I think I'm gonna die laughing . Meet my cousin bitchessss !
Panera date with my lover _TWITTER-ENTITY_
I'm going to see JT in less than 2 hours . Like is this real life right now ?
Everett asked me if I'm gonna go watch the softball games today .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ O felt the same way about that Jim's Steakout tweet ! I was dying for Jim's yesterday !!!
Skipping out on the football game so I can watch #GhostAdventures I don't like to be social anyways _TWITTER-ENTITY_
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ omg , you know me too well haha !! I love how the dog just doesn't care anymore
I'm lovin my new nickname . Thanks _TWITTER-ENTITY_ #RaRa
Oh the irony . I hope this bites you .
I will get you one way or another !!!
Uhh good thing were snowed in
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ haha if I can find them sure ... Haven't even gotten cleared to register yet uhoh
\I love Kim because she is " supposed " to be sober but she's actually still drunk or on something " "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahahahah ☝
TURNING UP TO CHRISTMAS SONGS ❄️⛄️
Soooo if anyone wants to know the pumpkin spice lattes are at Starbucks !!!!!!!!!!! #sohappy #finally
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ True . Gotta be careful with you too .
#LongIslandMedium the hairless cat was funny !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ well glad I'm not the only one ... There's no one in the library ... I plan on being up and studying until this exam at 130
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you're so weird ..
Snow day and it's not even snowin yet
I like to make people laugh
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ sorry buddy ! You goin to river tomorrow am and rodeo at 3
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ misses my beard already
I got a white escalade hell yeah ha
I'm sorry but if you're a teacher maybe you should show up on time ? You expect us to be on time . #Sorry
17 points in 4 minutes and 10 seconds
T-minus 48 hours til ' my bestfriend will be at my house .
How's going ? _TWITTER-ENTITY_
woah is it really our first game today ?
Walks into math class to find out we don't have class
The color is in and I'm getting anxious
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ what are we going to do now that _TWITTER-ENTITY_ has twitter ? We aren't going to be able to tweet about him !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you're welcome
Beam me uppp
This time next week we will be at regionals
Wen a guy says he has a insta but never uses it like really boy
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ that's what I said
Step mom just emailed the seller of my dream dog #OMG
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I swear that you don't have to gooooooo . Haha happens to me all the time
He'll yeah ✊
Gonna have to make a trip to see my home girl _TWITTER-ENTITY_ do her working thannggg at Wendy's
Girl that's die their hair once a week throw me off . Especially if its a crazy ass color like pink or purple .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ then yes I'm as excited as you _TWITTER-ENTITY_ ! I'll be there
I break out cause I stress out & amp ; I stress out cause I break out . LOL AT MY LIFE .
I say that not out of anger but as a fact . It's 67 degrees outside and I hate you .
Good thing I sample every race
I'm done snap chatting you fools ! BETRAYAL ! Though I'm honored being your women crush Wednesdays
Wee Man and I are on the same flight to Nashville .
Found a picture of me in elementary school . It features me surrounded by Spanish boys with their arms around me . I was the only girl .
Fuck everyone who likes the 49ers . Ravens are still gonna win , don't get your hopes up to high
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahah , no , I mean don't look around at the iPhone stuff cause I ended up ordering like 5 other things . And a belly button ring
I can't keep a straight face while Shannon is singing
Washing Dalton's car
' What the hell is an orc ' haha
HAHA . this is my 3rd time watching it in under 24 hours
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ peed her pants at the haunted house ..
Peace out ✌️ a week with my dad , sister , and cows is just what I needed #BillingsBound #NILE
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ We want more . We want more . ❤
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ that what meant for every girl out there except for you
Waking up to snow of the first season is fucking gnarrr . Snowboarding right around the corner
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ me too !!!
Drop everything now , meet me in the pouring rain . Kiss me on the sidewalk , take away the pain
done with my one class of the day
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Hahaha I didn't even see it til I just looked for it . I'm sorry . I like it
Glad that _TWITTER-ENTITY_ is still craving mcdonalds breakfast every morning . Not too much has changed
I'm obsessed with _TWITTER-ENTITY_ I'm loling up a storm right now ⚡⚡
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ haha Im camping there and I thought you meant something happened lol
Interview at 3 ! Everyone wish me luck
I crack myself up .
This traffic tho
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ can you hear the Rhett Walker band alright . Where are you sitting . I'm in section 312 .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ alright I need to master my heel slides and learn toe slides
Another overly hyper night
Finished insanity warm up , paused it to get some water & amp ; now I'm too tired to finish #lazylazylazy
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ well hurry up i have my own server
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ ThIs is my new life goal .
I'm surprised Miley Cyrus ' tongue hasn't fallen off yet ... Considering the fact that bitch never keeps it in her mouth
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I misss our jam sessions lool singing like idiots walking down LP nbd
Almost forgot about turkey and dressing day .. Thank you _TWITTER-ENTITY_ #runningshoes
Lolololol the snap I just sent everyone the majority of the responses was YOLO
\Why tip someone for a job I'm capable of doing myself ? I can deliver food . I can drive a taxi . I can , and do , cut my own hair . " - Dwight "
Just whipped the Beemer !
My mom had bin in more fights than me .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ lies .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ haha well best of luck with that , I'm going to continue laying around for a few hours until I force myself to go to sleep
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I can
I just got told my body is a sin
I just can't believe I actually get to see my favorite band of all time next week _TWITTER-ENTITY_
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ : My mom gathered everything . I just have to put it all together . Plus , I don't trust my dad too much ..
What's the fun in forever anyways ?
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Ugh whatevs
I'm tired goodnight ☺
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ NOW REPLY TO THE OTHER CONVO
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ haha I ain't scurred ! Ill just have to file down it's teeth
Can't wait for the O State vs Penn State game this weekend
Up and at it can't wait to take class at 12 with Slam , _TWITTER-ENTITY_
I'm excited to put up and decorate the tree .
Dd and I were such trouble makers in high school
I still haven't finished the speech I was supposed to give Friday ... oops
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ lol I BARELY have an ass , I'm bulimic skinny
I'm not even hungover
Excuse me while I retweet every tweet I see !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ okay I quit I quit that's a little bit too far back . #tbt killed it
I need the weekend .
I love that I find it acceptable to get as drunk as I did lastnight in front of all my family .
The search is on for the #curlyblondehair girl of my dreams also in 2014 . #aguycandream
Almost just died . I drove back home with the company of two hella pissed hornets because they couldn't find the damn open windows
I'm so HAPPY !!!!!!!
Big boy is to funny m
The fact that my parents just fist pumped in unison to hearing the chiefs win on the radio & gt ; & gt ; & gt ; & gt ;
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ just kidding
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ pretty sure gettin throw out the fuckin house at the SAME TIME is an ass whoppin
Trey's facial expressions crack me up , you can tell exactly what he's thinking !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ ha you're going to need more than a little bit
Hocus Pocus !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ lol you clearly don't know me & lt ; --- your face
Excited to see the leaves change their color .
Brandon just said \I'm a civilized black man , not a nigger " lmao _TWITTER-ENTITY_ "
My mom said YES to the rainboots !!!
Ohh good one .
Never thought the Flyers ' goaltending could get any worse up until they acquired Steve Mason
Everyone's complaining about being awake but I've been awake since 10am yesterday !!!
Just called to set up training to volunteer at Camp Lighthouse next month this is going to be so beyond rewarding ❤
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I'm waiting for my mom this bitch is slowwwww be there in 10
Soo pumped mannnnn
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ home alone again tonight ... :\
Today is what i've been working so hard for . Time for it to pay of . #CheerDream Nervous about my soon to become success ❗️
Tonight is much needed
All the Saws are such good movies
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ haha me too ! And laughed so hard !
Managed to go the entire summer without family seeing my tattoos ..
5 days til I get to see _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ & amp ; _TWITTER-ENTITY_ with _TWITTER-ENTITY_
My excitement level right meow is through the roof !!! ✌
Back to Harvard in less than a week ! _TWITTER-ENTITY_
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hehehe you know you're funny when you make yourself laugh
THE PLAY WAS SUPER GOOD IS WAS LIKR A SCARY PLAY THO
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ pretty much dude
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahahah !!!
Why does my grandmas house have the best food ever ?
Definition of lazy : reaching so far out of your bed that you fall out because you don't want to have to get up to grab your fun dip ..
#ItsSadWhen my mom makes me cook for myself
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ very good
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ is that u in ur pic it looks different
Some people just can't dance
That's my boy
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahaha I know your ass gets just as mad as I do .
I need a paper bag . For my face . #JustJoinedTeamInsecure #thankstate
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ had my jaw dropped
Just so everyone knows _TWITTER-ENTITY_ is the next JLO . Thanks for the Spanish snapchat
safe to say you're the fakest person I've ever let into my life
Did anyone else see _TWITTER-ENTITY_ fall in the parking lot ?!
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ we can just be ignorant and loud and laugh uncontrollably like we normally do turn up turrrrrnnnn up
I've sneezed at least 100 times today
So glad this week is only a 3 day week
Listening to bob and Sam fight about Buffy is fucking hilarious I can't deal . Bobs a buff buff now .
I wish you were here , I'd have someone to hang & amp ; talk with . Hahaha .
I think I'm friends with more Central people than Live Oak
My song .
Remember that one that I was hysterically laughing while meeting _TWITTER-ENTITY_ because I was so nervous . Yeah me too .
I know that is you .. _TWITTER-ENTITY_
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ แน่ะะเดี๋ยวตีมือนะ ! ตามด้วยจับกอด☺
Watching the Lightening Thief⚡ #PercyJackson
Leaning up against your microphone at work so everyone can hear you doing math to yourself out loud
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ so I've decided on like 4 or 5 tattoos , we are going once I have money !
Edgar Allen Poe
S/O to _TWITTER-ENTITY_ almost near death for the both of us this morning !!!
Idk if I have homework to do tonight or not .
My new default pic is smexy
I can't wait to see my friends over break
Holla if your ready for some summer nights
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ ME TOO ! #cantwait
Everybody has been judging me for walking around with my hands in my sweatpants but it's comfy ok ? Idek why but it is
OMG who wants to go get a ' 13 ' tattoo with me Lol joking that's dumb
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahaahahahaa omg ! Or you know who at lunch !
Sooooo relieved #happy
I kinda like school this year . ☺
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ wow you actually tweeted me !!! how lucky am I ! & amp ; only to make fun of me . #YourSoSweet #Sarcasm
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ oh Jordan I miss you too
OFFICIALLY GETTING AN iPHONE !
Douglas hills lit up nice
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ don't we all
Wild for the night fuck being politeee
OMG I've never had to pee so bad in my life thank god I'm finally home lol
NEW EPISODE OF ITS ALWAYS SUNNY IN PHILADELPHIA
it's drought season
Worlds of fun in a couple weeks
Going swimming betches !!
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahah what about it ? Im sensative
Words can't even describe how excited I am that it's finally the weekend
Am I tried ? No . Do I need to go to sleep ? Yes . Am I going to go to sleep ? Neverrrrr #teamnosleep
9 more days till I can stuff my face full of delicious food ! #SoReady
This is me when I'm high
That awkward moment when you feel someone staring at you !
Lol . Go for all my exes
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I die every time I see this
Jamming out to disney songs ☺️
My mom just said \hold my hand , lets pretend we're gay " "
Just thinking about the future and what is going to come is getting me so excited #cantwait _TWITTER-ENTITY_
Ha ! I don't think so Rams . Today is not your day .
Sooo I walked past hollister and there were models standing there then I walked past Aeropostale to some scrawny ass dudes . Dying
I can't even ever tell if I'm in a good mood it switches so fast so much . Lol
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ should of taken me you dumbass
Still in shock over that game
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I miss you too !!! I'm going out tomorrow when I get home .. Wanna join ?!? and I miss you too
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ and I think that is a PERFECT idea !!!
Is being excited to go home and do my workout mean I'm crazy lol ?
5 hour energy don't fail me now
Roses are red , Foxes are clever . I like your butt , let me fuck it for ... ever ?
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ no you wouldn't be who would come get you
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ it's like walking to the principals office !!
I met the love of my life today & amp ; he doesn't even know it
#confessyourunpopularopinion I do not like Justin Bieber
I like how they were talking crap and they still are like just stop . We beat you , and you lost . That's it lol . Stop making excuses
Thanks to everyone who retweeted my tweet ! I can't to sing with my best friend _TWITTER-ENTITY_ in the talent show !
Actually soo excited for Friday
JDRF Walk this weekend , Harry Potter World three weeks after that , AU-UGA the week after that and a 5-day vacay 2 weeks after that !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ A bunch of my cum goes unloved and lonely . Please , won't you #AdoptASperm and give them a warm , loving home !!! ✊
Shots straight spinning and I'm like this .. WEE
If my stomach would quit felling like this .. And my whole body not feel like its been hit by a train I'd be like
Afroman with _TWITTER-ENTITY_ and the chipsis tonight #stoked #letsgetweird
Good thing I'm not tired or this would suck
Just remember , that embarrassing thing happened to you so that the story of your life could be more interesting . Everybody likes a comedy .
I hate school with a passion .
josh is grumpy
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I can't get the cap off !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ haha wowww not cool !!
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ max is driving too fast jk idk I'm just clutsy
So glad I actually did a full 5 pages , proud of myself
I wanna get my 3rd hole pierced already
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahahaha I know right
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Finally joined team iPhone .
I . Don't . Care .
stoked for pep rally !
love when the kids I babysit are in rare form
The word \orgy " lol "
✨✌️☝️ When I'm bored and just press buttons on my phone . No life . Night
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I get them every time !
Great fucking night with my girls ! Happy new year everyone !
If _TWITTER-ENTITY_ hates on my team my display pic might just look like _TWITTER-ENTITY_ did a couple days ago
The Bachelorette Finale
Oh a much lighter note Pocahontas is so good ! #childhood #classic
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ thank god my Facebook with all middle school pictures got hacked ..
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I'll bring the fireplace pokers .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ definitely . And poor Morgan , pe life didn't really work out for ya lol
Easy test mezzyyyyy
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ lol we both said hi to him
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I don't either .. we can rewind it ??
13 hour car ride with my sister who is sick . Fantastic . Looks like I'm getting sick on Christmas again
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ I'm pretty sure we all do . Kill us now lol
Except ralphie he climbs right back up that shit
WHAT JUST HAPPENED ?!?!?
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ that happens to me alot ! I always assume I'm right cuz I usually am
it can rain today . but it better not rain this weekend .
And now your not welcome in my house #SorryNotSorry #yourgross
I can't wait for spring break in Miami next year . Round 2 .
People are so weird these days ... and creepy
I need a crazy night with _TWITTER-ENTITY_
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Bah ! One day ! #Maybe2013WillBring some ... at least I have you !!
The shit I do when I don't want to study
There is a blunt in my cup holder and there fixing my car Oops . Lol
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ he has school tomorrow . I plan on you being passed out wasted in piss pants by the time he gets out .
I just keep livin both life's . it'll catch up to ya .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ If you could Kindly make me a sandwich and bring it into work for me like a good bitch should .. I'd really appreciate it !!
Mornin sex do be poppin
I know it was
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ How ?! You're the only person who has ever told me that !
Can't wait for this camping trip
Thank you mom for that chick-fil-a
I leave for day of the dead tonight !
If you can't tell I'm really excited for Lily Allen's new music
Hopefully I don't get to ratchet tonight
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ That's basically us . And me when it comes to Kyle & amp ; Buff .
YOTES .. YOTES .. YOTES .. YOTES !!! #GoooooYotes
Playing in the soccer tournament at Ocean City this summer
That awkward moment when my dads helping me move in for college and he finds my beer bong
On my way home !!!!
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahaha . Definitely would have that it was the other way around
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Oh yeah I'm sure #sucker
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ remember Vontahj was like his name is Xman u kno the Xman is !? The one with the claws , u say Xman that's who u think of lol
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I . hate . you
IM SO ANXIOUS FOR FRIDAY .
I don't know a person who gets the giggles as much as I do . #alwayslaughing
Did that really just happen !!!!!! #CINvsBAL
Today is the day my Xbox live account is officially not suspended
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you wish you had me in your school , I'm to cool . Posen sounds better
I'm just excited for next weekend ☺
Haven't gotten shit fo school and I leave in 2 daaaayz !!!!!
When a bitch who was on my bfs dick likes a picture he posts of me I just feel like
I hope me and Alex really pull through with this vacation thing this summer , it'll be so much fun
Well now I can say I've been to an oxygen bar
Miley why did you do that to yourself ?!
i wonder if i have ever been subtweeted about
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ she is a gem
Heading home soon
Knowing you can't get fired from work bc they need you
I cannot fucking wait til tomorrow between temple with the love and flyers practice , I can't waittt
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I'm blind
That moment when you email your whole class bitching about the professor ... And include the professor in the email ... #fuck
step brothers is on tonight get ready for all the movie references
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Oh just leave it to me ... That's what I'm best at ... Killing stuff ..
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Hell No
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ she doesn't no what's comin at her
Is anyone going on lake tomorrow bc so mad at work that I'm calling in sick
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ your sister has ...
Sister just scared me to death outside hate walking alone in the dark #jumpy
My face the past two hours describe in emoticons
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ it's only bad cus you don't get emoji's ☺☺🃏⚾
My two current dreams in life are swimming with dolphins and meeting Prince Fielder ⚾
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ is Price warming up yet . LMAO
Today is the First day of Crossfit !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ did you get that from brittanys pic
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ we would've been doing some major booty poppin ' if I lived by you !
I'm living A perfect life
Fell for a scam
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ haha more than that sonn
Temptation .... omg #killinme #movieday
Modern family is hilarious
It looks gross ..
Hahaha ! Remember when I said that to Cj , funniest sheeeaht ever .
Turn up !!!!!!!!!! #LetsGo
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ your hats are gay ..
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ oh yeah
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hey Johnny
Well I guess I'll get up and get ready for work
Because I will seriously seem like a pyscho #Whoops
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ ugh I know ! on my way to get some noooww yes
Soooo excited !!!!
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Congratulations pretty girl , thats awesome and you're gonna have so much fun !!!!
Another win for #RedSoxNation
I look ratchettttttttt
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ yeah like you would score 4 goals hahaha do ya even have 4 goals this season kid !?
We are sooooo similar . Guess it makes sense
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ no that tweet !
Waiting for Daniel to answer back is like me waiting 3 life times
Why am I such an awesome driver ?
excuse my excessive amount of tweets today , I had coffee for the first time in weeks #wired
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ consume more adult beverages past halftime .
I'm in such a weird mood
Such a good baseball game , they won like 10-3 saw 3 home runs
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ fords .... Get a Chevy . Lol
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ actually . It's like 50 and rainy lol
Well I have an interview on Monday
my mom refuses to kick me out cause she knows that's what i want
The fact that I sneaked _TWITTER-ENTITY_ in my house , and my parents still don't know !! #bestfriends lol
Half hour and I'm out this bitch
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ after a solid two hours not bad at all
So ready for the baby daddy to get home ❤️
I wish you would .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ neither did I .
Guys who are obsessed with working out ... 9 times outta 10 have a small dick . They're trying to make up for what they lack . Swear .
I can't sleep . I'm nervous and excited . I just yawned . #okayimtired
#WhatiDoWhenIAmAlone sing cheer music .. Wait I do that even when I'm not alone
Hope everyone has a blessed day . S/O to _TWITTER-ENTITY_ cause she's like the only one that told me happy thanksgiving .
Just a bunch of women at _TWITTER-ENTITY_ Can't complain Get Oak . D
This morning could not get any better if it even trieddddd
I'm so stoked right now ! ✌
I feel like a twatcher with all these retweets lol sorry y'all just tweet it faster than I can #CMATweets
I'm beyond excited for the next couple of days . #CedarPoint
Off to go shopping with Mama ! Time to spend money I don't have
Step Brothers had got to be , by far , one of The BEST movies of all time
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ GOSH ! I just love you guys . What a great end to the night
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ what're you getting ?!
Relationship ? Hahahaha yea ill get right on that #hellno #singlelife
Damn , all the chicks are into hunting these days ! Well if they want something to hunt for ..... #NotAHunterGuy haha ...
If you are my friend on snapchat .. I'm really sorry for blowing up your phone
West won against Greenup ! Girls 3-2 , Boys 4-1 !!!
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ sucks to suck
It irritates me that I can't see you ! TF ! #BS
So pumped for Valleyfair tomorrow
Jordan said I was too hyper to be up so early #specialolympics
One week from today is all that's on my mind !!! _TWITTER-ENTITY_
There's something somewhere and someone waiting for me . But I have to be happy on my own & amp ; u know what ? I am #lifeisgood
Hitting every individual whose sitting in an aisle seat with both my Vera duffle and longchamp #classic #doink
I might have my sassy pants on today .. Watch out !
I don't believe in that either no worries were on the same page babes _TWITTER-ENTITY_
My dad rocks out to Miley Cyrus
IM SO EXCITED !!!!!!!!!!!! ☺ 9 ! hrs from now and he will be at my house
Lmao I was loud as shit at that graduation boy
\ Look at those ants , there running around on that log like ants with there asses on fire " my uncle is killing me . "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ feel that way to much
Well it's suppose to make you wrap better but I guess not .
She fell asleep with jeans on
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ me too ! This is how it's suppose to be !!! ❤
8 hours of land navigation .. I've never been so grateful for Siri & amp ; my gps
My muscles are so tense , it takes my back like 15 minutes to adjust to laying in bed
Worked at four am now I'm at class till three then I work three to eleven ...
Can't wait for deer season
20 minutes from homeeeeeeee !!! #almostthere
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ with or without that beard ?
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ there was no singing from me that was alllllll _TWITTER-ENTITY_ and her Angelic voice I just took care of the pictures
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I'm coming to see you
So I guess I decided to make my own parking spot last night ?
brown fish & lt ; & lt ; & lt ; _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ when I run I at least do 2-3 bc of coach soo
work will be impossible for me to focus today when I have faster horses on my mind #sofuckingpumped
IM SO EXCITED FOR _TWITTER-ENTITY_ RIGHT NOW
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ lol im going to regret this but okay
Stripper booty and a rack like woow #no
If my dad doesn't let me drive his truck tonight I'll kill him
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ we just woke up . hahaha I didn't go to sleep until like 530
when _TWITTER-ENTITY_ dreams that i'm a drug dealer so funny
Visiting home next weekend it's been forever
So my Australian friend _TWITTER-ENTITY_ has twitter now . This is rather exciting
I am more than over having a smashed iPhone 5 screen ... Enough !!
The snap chats I'm receiving from Mikayla have made my day & amp ; are priceless _TWITTER-ENTITY_ #mademyday
I can't wait for The Bachelor to come back !!! #hotguy #lotsofsluttygirls
When you're the only people at the bowling alley _TWITTER-ENTITY_
I've known justin for like 5 years and I still don't know how old he is
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ today ? More like errryday
The fact that _TWITTER-ENTITY_ thought that my questioning bout why MLB was wearing #42 jerseys was legit > & gt ; & gt ;
Touring 3 houses on Wednesday with my real estate agent !! Sooo excited
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ ha tired but I'm okay how are you ??
I'm not only a virgin , I'm in the negatives _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ #twitterlessmitch
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hell ya Momo commin in clutch
This god awful paper is finally done beer time ..... Just kidding I have a test to study for
These Sims Logic tweets are killing me , hahaha
I'm thankful for my family and friends and the fact that I'm still alive after all the stupid things I've done with my idiots friends
Drinking the rest of _TWITTER-ENTITY_ Fireball all by my lonesome . Sorry ?
Ladies and gentlemen , we have a firepit !
joe's shoveling & amp ; i'm making cookies
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ done and done
Gym time !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ haha she likes sleeping a lot
2 weeks to OC⚓
I think my class about drugs and behavior should be more \hands on " "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ Omg ! hahha he was a character ! But we should totes get our windows tinted fo free
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ lol people cannot drive period .. closing down a major road or highway is too much for some people to cope with
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ No thanks I just want Siri to give me some head !
Karma's a bitch
#Sharknado is trending , it's great
The good news is , you're the easiest to replace✌️ ... already replaced
Just made my appointment for my tattoo tomorrow .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ yeeeeeep .
Just watched my first Halloween commercial ! Super excited !!!
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Hahahaha sorry !
I'm not myself anymore ... Need sleep .
These home videos are killing me #BookOfManning
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahaha it was so funny haha well played babe , well played ☺
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ haha swear this the reason I didn't post it when I noticed it was a draft
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ no idea I might come home Friday now I hope you got my snap vid
#ManCrushMonday _TWITTER-ENTITY_ ! That extra pineapple man . That extra pineapple .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahaha if you need therapy , I'm your counselor
My grandma just asked me if _TWITTER-ENTITY_ was \still seeing " _TWITTER-ENTITY_ "
Myers is getting chirped hard right now hahahaha
I've got my fill of amusement for the day !! Thanks to _TWITTER-ENTITY_ !! _TWITTER-ENTITY_ and I are laughing our asses off !!
Poor little baby ... not even 3 and his hairline is in shambles
You are tooooo easy
Ohhh my life !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ lol not mine .. My dreams are bout him picking me up on a unicorn and ..... then going into the rainbow #dreamingbig
We like #FaceOff
LOVE MY NEW BOWLING BAG AND BOWLING BALL !!
There's mustard still all over these work pants . So who ever I work with tomorrow will just have to deal . #Sorrynotsorry never came out
Can't wait to beat this youngin's butt tonight !
\dood you hit me with your car ! ... I'm ok tho .... " - Zack Miller "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ no you said you would have done it !
She's probably saying \I'm drunk " and he's thinking he's gonna get lucky "
Jokes on me for thinking this would work out
7 YOUNG HONEY BADGER !!!!!!
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ should of took a pic
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I'm going to teach him my ways and he'll be just like his father , a lady killer
This black girl next to me has me DYING !
When I'm older , I'm going to drink , alooooooot .
Two of my friends bought #AnimalCrossing #newleaf this weekend . That makes me proud . ✌
Got on my mind , but I'm more than about leaving TCAT . And I'm less about what's going to happen come January .
Hahaha so glad that snapchat has video though & gt ; & gt ; & gt ;
Happy born day ! you're transformations !
I just can't contain myself !!!!! So many things to look forward to this evening ☺️
Only two more hours of this class tho ! #HalfwayThere
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ in my defense I wasn't even positive it was a dog ...
My parents knew I was hungover today , so they just let me sleep and periodically checked to see if I was still breathing
#NCYC is blowing my mind !!!
This next year I'm going to be absolutely care free
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I'm very excited for tonight's episode !!!! I can't wait to see it !! ☺
Who wants to hangout tomorrow ? Day off
Finally shaved me legs after 4 weeks
Dreadingggg the dentist tomorrow
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ sounds perfect to me !
I will stalk my shoes until they get to me !
Fuck you thunder you can suck my dick Ted is hilarious
Phones should come with a retractable charger ❗
The feels I am feeling while watching The Office series finale ❤❤❤☺ & gt ; & gt ; & gt ; & gt ; & gt ; & gt ; & gt ;
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I got a 72 on the regents I've never gotten below a 90 on a regents until that one
Getting an A on my fdnt final
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ it's been forever since we last talked but I'll be on your side gurl !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ omg she didn't!
4 pages of psych notes #fml
Girls are funny
I love tweeting and boozing
Big/lil reveal tonight
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ shit worked ... That was funny ... I think you'd be more like the manning brother who didn't make the NFL tho
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ $20 says he does the awkward Hibbard power stance and/or talks about when he was in the Navy .
What time is Homecoming ?
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ lol that would be crazy . I would die to much pizza
I just want you . All your flaws Mistakes Smiles Frowns Giggles Jokes Sarcasm Kisses Everything I just want you .
The fact that I have no more homework for the rest of the year & gt ; & gt ;
So happy to be back in st George ! And hanging out with my sienna Bugg today !! Whoop too stoked !!
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ ahhhhhhh mean ! hahahah
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ sorry didn't know you could feel the bass all the way over there
Now back to sleep pissed off
Internship went AWESOME ! big things looking ahead !
My dads out to dinner in Louisiana , so my moms taking me out to dinner bc she wants to pretend we're having dinner with him☺️
I've seen The Hangover a million times & amp ; it still kills me
Would would have known jr high basketball would be so hard ? I have hardly seen my sister awake in the past 2 days
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ is that really my name in your phone ?
Now that I'm back in the states all I can think about is south padre ! #springbreak2013
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ shaved my dog . He's still ugly .
Scream is on
Just found out UofL put $205 on my card
SOOOO excited for #BANGERZ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ I'm in love with you
#silverstein this weekend
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I'll show you the ones of Kyle and Dylan tomorrow
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ haha it's what I do
Livin on the edge
Coach James will be at the track meet ! Duh . _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_
S/O to Redbull
I walk around the club , FUCK everybody #WeezyFBaby
South Park is killing me right now ! #southpark
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ it was Channing
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ tells me she answered the Harry's phone hank you for calling Nick & amp ; Jakes " #workinggirlprobz "
Been wondering why my room smells like weed for the past few weeks only to find a grinder on the desk next to my bed .
EDM AND ADDERALL IN THE MORNING TIME TO CLEAN HAHAHHAHA
Kid today ' do you know what taco means in Spanish ? VAGINA!' Haha I couldn't breathe
lmao this all makes me chuckle .
Not for long baby
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ : You can still go running , lazyyy
Iron Man time . I'm ready for another Avenger adventure
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I didn't
Natural progression of tickling
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ SWEEET
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ prof . abdahlkhani will be so confused . We could fool everyone else
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahahaha jake is 4ft 3in
Everyone thinks I'm bad because I'm quiet !! like what ???!!! I'm an angel !!
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ that's crazy lol
And why would you call and tell me about this dream about me like that obviously makes me think she's a freak .
I just thought I should inform you all that I AM GOING TO BE HOME IN TWO DAYS ☺️✌️
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ haha alright
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ all you're doing is digging yourself a deeper hole for when I ever see you . Keep the insults cominn .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ oh yahhh
I just wanna see Taylor Swift & amp ; _TWITTER-ENTITY_ meet up with each oryer
I am so excited for all 14 hours of choreography
I forgot to bring my backpack to campus
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ THANKS !! Hell yeah I am !
At least we got to eat lunch first . #NotAnALunchProblem
Lol I'm sorry but girls w/ glasses is automatically a negative
maybe it's just me , but school isn't that bad
I don't drink coffee often and I drank 3 cups this morning the shit is like cocaine
Looks like I'm gonna get food and eat by myself in my car before work
Family Guy #nevergetsold
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ yeah come sleep with me !!! Hahah text me rose
Thinking about working at bwws so I can work with my other half again _TWITTER-ENTITY_
And to top it off tomorrow's pay day and I'm just getting off work
BIGGEST IDIOT EVER goes to ... me . I accidentally booked my flight to VA for tomorrow instead of Friday . Looks like I won't be in class !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ it's okay I like it
Digimon is on
\I've done this on my own and I won't let you take it away from me ! I won't hand over what is mine ! " _TWITTER-ENTITY_ its all mine "
Glorious killcam !
“ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ : Simone got me thinkin bout my youngin days . Wen I thought I could fit in with the hood kids & amp ; listen to trap music . ”
When my dad's drunk , he eats with his eyes close .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I know right
very pretty and also very nice assets ....
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I'll check and let you know
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ it is my life goal to make your night
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahah yeah ! And free queso night is right up there with Christmas !
OMG guys , Vilonia actually closed tomorrow ? Is this real life ?? Am I being punked ? ❄️⛄️
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ this actually made me laugh your dads such a goon sometimes .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ love it
A minor in religious studies may be a possibility for me . Eeeeeeep !
#IRememberWhen swinging at the same time and speed meant you were married .
The text jay just sent me ..... Hahahahahhaahhahahahahaha
I post a lot of pictures on IG don't like it ? Don't care ✌️
\The taste of semen after eating asparagus is known to be the foulest . ” .. I don't always eat asparagus but when I do I give head after "
I really want to jump in a pile of leaves
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you can join my crew that night !
I cannot contain the excitement I have over the fact that my dog may be pregnant #ilovedogsmorethanpeople
That m & ms commercial though > & gt ;
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ haha because I reallllly don't care about anything
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I love you so much .
I'm so pumped for church
Leaving for Bunbury . I seriously cannot contain my excitement . Gonna be a great weekend with fantastic people !
Last night was too fun
Everyone jumps _TWITTER-ENTITY_ for his Olive Garden today .
I like to \haha " when guys " lol " #smh "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ red Jordan sandals with green Nike drifit socks no less ,
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ I just came across the UGLIEST pictures of us from my webcam
Lol at how _TWITTER-ENTITY_ was jamming out so hard yesterday she didnt realize me honking right next to her
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ Me to
Who you mad at , me or yourself ?
Played so bad today
⬆ tonight !
I reallly wanna go to the movies
Psyched for this weekend
When people are drunk it's not them talking , it's the alcohol .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ so #funny !!!!! You #rock
I knew _TWITTER-ENTITY_ would retweet my last tweet
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you were supposed to say what so I could say \it's me ! " #dummy "
Kolt singing boys round here is by far the greatest thing I've ever witnessed
So excited for next year ❤
I don't really know you but you seem cool
At least tomorrow is Friday
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I'll buy you a soda or something tuesday
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ throw it in the back of my truck and dip
My grandma tried hiding the chockate !! But it didnt work
I always look forward to Wednesdays because one , it's humpday and two , it's Original J's date day
What to wear tonight
So happy for _TWITTER-ENTITY_
I hate this cold weather
IM SO DONE WITH LABRON AND KOBE TWEETS ABSOLUTELY ZERO PEOPLE CARE
What if someone meant to snapchat a nude but then they put it on their story ?
At dq on my day off
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ That was pretty funny Hahahaha . And was it her idea too to hide the eggs ?
I hope we have running water now ... my whole family needs a shower ... we stink !
No school & gt ; & gt ; & gt ;
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ pssh , probably better that way .. hahah someone should've taken my phone .
Tora got drunk off of a beer ..
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Oh my god yes I won't gag this time haha
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ kicked my ass at the gym
We'll be alright as long as you don't ask me to stay .
Off early , ready for a great weekend
I fucking nailed myself in the head with a lax stick
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ miss yaaaa .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ imma get me one
Issues makes me wanna riot
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahaha ! that reminds me of _TWITTER-ENTITY_ and prom !
can't wait for #BadGrandpa
STAY OFF THE ROADS , I GOT MY PERMIT TODAY
My moms obsession with hobby lobby .. Applebee's smells delicious
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ Good that u guys are good friends .... u both need that
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahah ! I have only had my new phone for two days and have about 20 screen shots of people posting stupid stuff
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ did you read your texts from your previous phone ? Ha I bet they're good ones
IM GONNA GET TO 5k TONIGHT
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ only to people like you
Let the day begin !
What people don't know is my new phone skin glows in the dark oooohhhh
Everyone makes mistakes .. I'm forgiving Jesse and were gonna work things out ... I think I'm in love for the first time in 8 years . Omg
Me and _TWITTER-ENTITY_ bought to go live it up
About hunting !! ☺️
Congrats to my bestfrandddd on getting her mothafucking license now you can drive me to school watch out ppllll _TWITTER-ENTITY_
Love being with my bffff ☺️
my mom thinks I'm staying in this house when she's at work tonight #JOKES
A guy at the bar offered me $300 to drive him to Warrenton
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ is coming back !!!! ☺ #yayyyyy
You were gonna be my wedding planner .... but if that were still the plan I bet you'd try your hardest to break my groom and myself up ! Lol
❤️ - I miss seeing you everyday we need to go to cicis soon and grub out
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ ok Smirnoff ? Haha
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ is actually tagging _TWITTER-ENTITY_ in all her tweets
That national anthem doe #SoftballSwag
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Well thanks i guess !
Wouldn't be a night with my Dad without stopping at every car lot in sight ! Love his little idiosyncrasies ❤️
all I want for my bday is for _TWITTER-ENTITY_ to wish me a happy one . Ill tweet him everyday until he does
That might be the best news I have heard in a while
Seriously so excited to get drunk with my coworkers this weekend #theybecray
I had a very successful online shopping sesh , THEN I read that _TWITTER-ENTITY_ got picked up for a 2nd season ! IS THIS REAL LIFE !?
Why would I stay in class !? Tfff
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ it's a Wasyl thang
Babes in Toyland YESSS
At PF Changs with the best guy friend out there _TWITTER-ENTITY_
Attention : All Junior Powderpuff girls don't get too nervous you'll do great now let's go !!
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ lololol what ??
Reunited with Chris this weekend !!! _TWITTER-ENTITY_ #excitement #
I'm a good girl , attracted to bad guys
Guess no more 1st off campus but at least now I got a 2 hour lunch with muh faves . _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_
Ahhhhhh . It's sent !!!
Dang haven't laughed that hard in a long time , was much needed lol !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ haha you know it's funny
The end is near and i'm really freeekin ' excited☺
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ this had me dying !!!!!!!
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ haha better think again !
\Abby , what are you talking about ? " " I don't know ! I'm talking to Lydia and me and Lydia are stupid ! " Hmm . _TWITTER-ENTITY_ "
Night at the museum
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I leave in less than a week ! I'm coming over to bother y'all and get y'all's brand new pool !
Omfg loling in class at the collage _TWITTER-ENTITY_ made me for my bday #werefucked #notnormal I LOVE YOU
\ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ : was having an incredibly shitty day until _TWITTER-ENTITY_ texted me " It'll be impossible to be pissy for the next few hours "
Holy shit ! I cannot keep it together a group of chubby people all saying they are taking the elevator and complaining its always broken .
Was close to beating Nate in madden football but not close enough cause he got the winning touch down _TWITTER-ENTITY_ #betternexttime
im just really excited for tonight
wish I had someone to talk to
If this works out imma die
I feel sorry for all the people who can't see my Emojis
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahahahhahahaha that's TOTALLY me !!
James franco roast tonight
Ohhh , I could subtweet all day ! ☺ #sonotthebiggerperson #getfucked
I'm so sore & amp ; I'm going back to ride more rides today . ☺
No one even knew y'all dated and now look at ya , already \loving " each other and what now #getreal "
I want to see your peacock . Your peacock-cock ! _TWITTER-ENTITY_
Parade time !! give me some candyyyyy !!
And it was just another day filled with drama ...... dramaaaa .... And more ffffffingggg drama
Finished my room .... Holy fuck I had a lot of clothes from when I was like 10 . Hello , my name is Carly , and I am a hoarder .
Nothing like singing along to all the songs by myself and laughing at the memories that come with them
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ haha I'm so glad I can bring you giggles !! I bought 2 new candles yesterday
Can't wait for my new case to come in !!! #Supaexcited
Well this is awkward ....
Now that I have my enhanced I'm down to go to Canada whenever ! If you're going anytime soon , I'll definitely tear up that city with yaaaa
But that's okay , more fun for me .
I'm obviously not hot enough for Instagram I should just quit
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahaha awww so sweeeet , I love you
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ it's a all natural looking kind of day .... Oh wait I do that every day
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I said sleep , not blackout
Napoleon Dynamite is just too funny of a movie
Back on the right track . Solid run/workout . #TeamUFIT Now here's to not dying in a conditioning workout at Adidas later tonight .
Playing with nerf guns shooting my momMom : put that away and I will give u a lighter to play withMe :
Well now I'm going to do something , going to American eagle and then getting shoes
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I know I was sitting here like holy shit .. We are OLD remember wishing we were 16 ?? Where the hell did the time go !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you should stop telling me what to do
gonnnna have good dreams ✨
I was like always catching up on sleep the past few days . Now , I'm saving it for the long flight .
Dubstep has replaced rap as my workout music . ✌
I enjoy it , alot actually ... Guess what I'm talking about ??
I missed twitter . Too tired to tweet the last 2-3 days
I wanna see anchorman 2 again soooo bad
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I was actually pretty close ! 1 3/4 !
FINISHED IT for now
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ if you want come to Buffalo Wild Wings , I'm sure they can put some hot sauce on lettuce for you .
This trip to Europe : 6 countries and 10 cities
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I'm okay with it
Almost All My Best Friends Are In My Class !
Utah is nothing but trouble . I'm such a little shit .
I want _TWITTER-ENTITY_ to teach me how to get yoked ..
These are some sterile Cheetos . _TWITTER-ENTITY_ #waitwhat
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ HEEEECCCKKK YEEEEUH
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Yeah .. Green , has seven appendages , pointy edges , and can be smoked when desired ... Kinda sounds like yoda ....
Apparently calling someone \Captain Mature " on social media in turn makes you super mature ? Hahaa #SuchAJoke "
Snow drifting time ✌️
I know Avenged Sevenfold is coming to Saint Louis next month , but i can always see theme next time they come to Missouri !
Last day at cedar point had lots of fun ! Pretty sure I sweated the same amount of calories I ate today so ..... yay me
just Incase anyone missed me freaking out earlier , I WON TICKETS TO FL COUNTRY SUPER FEST ON _TWITTER-ENTITY_
interesting sleeping arrangements last night
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ and he told you he was sorry for kicking your butt & amp ; told you he loved you
Saw rachel this weekend _TWITTER-ENTITY_ #perfect
Don't kno what you're all talking bout 2013 is going to be the best year yet
“ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ : I take care of my baby sister more than my own parents do . Fucking pathetic dude . ”
Got a lot done to the house today ! Now we just have to finish moving the rest of the stuff in and we'll be set
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Well I can ✔off my \To Do List " ' Jerking it to Rachel ! Now the next thing To Do ! What a coincidence the very same !!! "
Boudin for breakfast
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ or 40
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ YES . if I could only like it more .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you know who I'm talking about ?
It's called cloud 9 people .
I'm dead lol
Pittsburgh mills with sisssy !
Good morning _TWITTER-ENTITY_ . Where's my coffee ?
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ words can't even begin to describe how JEALOUS I am that you guy are at the bruins game right now ahhhh !!!!
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ something tells me Scott Norwoods showin up on the 49ers roster in a couple weeks
Nothing like that after-work burst of energy !!
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ we goinnnn hard
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ when Russell did that . I just died . omg if that would've been a vine video you would've got in over a million likes .
Si's call to Miss Kay !! Hahaha _TWITTER-ENTITY_
What I missed #NationalPastaDay ❤️❤️
Guys i can jst come home and shower then go to the games cuz i dont hav to take time to straighten my hair
College Orientation today . _TWITTER-ENTITY_
At my dads , he playing Rick James and I know the words
5 hours later all my homework is done
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ OMG when I saw that , I died
Great Dayy With The Best .
I like the snow❄️❄️❄️ when it's not snowing towards my face and can't see on my way to my dorm
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ lawl hahahaha
Oh my god so is bre
I know the two people I'm voting for class clown #perfect
She has a mustache
Holy moly I can't wait for this season with my girls _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ and everybody else ⚾
Almost hitting two pedestrians with _TWITTER-ENTITY_ and seeing them jump into the snow bank so they don't get hit #priceless
Well that was my little story for you guys Number 1 high school memory at Hoffman
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ it's okay I like mrs Alvarez
Pizza guy delivered to the wrong house .. I definitely just came up on 2 large pizzas
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you already know , just getting updated on my baby
All Camryn wants me to do is work and I'm like ... I just can't Camryn I just can't .
Let's make a night you won't remember
Hahah funny shit
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ wanna know what's awkward .. I got home and remembered I already have a white crop top ... Oops .
If they filmed me if say I'm actually a boy
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ My man !!
Not in the mood to work out at allllll .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I thought it would get tangled in your hair first , before it hit your face !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ lol I don't say anything mean but I just don't speak back .. like its 6:30 am how do you think I'm doing ? #shutup
Jake is having a convo about football at this bar and I wanna shoot myself #nbd
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I know I was stalking
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ yeah it's weird my fam owns a bowling alley . Kind of convenient for things like bowling .
I just want to be snowboarding w/ my new setup ... Soon enough
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ pssssssshhh I won and you know it
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Who says I won't be on Twitter ?
We get here so early every time . ⚾❤
This chick is oc
From The Back to The Front , She employee of the month
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ too bad nobody even knows that cause nobody watches them lol just kidding , kinda
Cause then I know I'm always on your mind !!
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ hindi rin
The way mason woke me up is just precious . ☺️
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ SERIOUSLY a person who smokes everyday cant go a month without taco bell without goin insane ahahaha
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you mad bro ?!
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Me too ! It was awful !
Watching this dog show makes me want another dog we already have 10 . Too bad 9 of them are hunting dogs
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ yayy !!!!
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ ROFLMAO you are being a little snarky today !! love it ! #peasants vs . #queen
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ feels great !
I wonder if my mom will take me to get shoes
Makeup forevers hd foundation is so perfect , it's like a miracle very full coverage , but works wonders ! I'm such a makeup nerd lol
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ know that I can always help you when you misspell things
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ best two out of three lol that's all skill
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I should have never left it with you when I went to the bathroom
Baby mike Wazowski is my favorite #precious
Why does cam wear a towel over his head every time his helmet is off
Mrs. Chandler calls Christian and I whiner 1 and whiner 2
I wounder what would happen if I told you the truth ? #ToLateNow
I am elevator homie , you are elementary
Can I just fast forward to 8:00 .... #please
Watching hotel Transylvania movie .... so funny
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahah just cause they're not looking for Terry , he'll get going in the second half
Going to so Insidious tonight
What to eat , what to eat . If #oomf would quit being shady about lunch meetings
On my way to see my beautiful new cousin !! #tooexcited
LET EM TALK !
Ava may have not said real words , but the tone in her voice said it all
The phone call I just received from _TWITTER-ENTITY_ #bigAl
Last competition of the season ! ☺
I love finding other hedgehog owners on Instagram
I think I'm about to get the iPhone 5s this week ..
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ yeah ...... Lol we don't need spring break to happen all over again
I'd rather listen to silence than star 99
On my way to the Bulls vs Mavericks game . Time to get rowdy !!
Leaving DC ! Haven't meet the President , but saw a presidential helicopter ! Maybe he saw me !
TORI'S IN PENNSYLVANIA
Working a straight , stuffing my face and passing the fkkkkk out .
you play it off like you're some hard ass that doesn't give a fuck on twitter but in real life you're a completely different person
Pumped to go snowmobiling ❄️
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ HA HA . Good one Stanton ! At least I give up on someone after like 2 months when ur still going after her & amp ; its been like 2 years !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I heard that !!! Who's excited ???!!! WE ARE☺
Couldn't understand a damn thing he was trying to say _TWITTER-ENTITY_
Can Friday come any faster ?
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ thanks !
I can not wait to bother all the sophomore teachers with my noises .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ that probably would have been a touchdown
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ we'll go with that
I wanna make this MEA break eventful
Hope I don't wake up like the guy in _TWITTER-ENTITY_ ' s retweet for not retweeting it ....
I'm watchin fairy odd parents #ThrowbackTuesday
MY SISTER IN LAW IS NOW IN LABOR !!!! SO FUCKING EXCITING ! IM SO READY TO MEET MY NEW BABY NEPHEW❤
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Haha yes I remember it being difficult because I had a flood of snapchats coming in all at once
I've learned that pleasing everyone is impossible , but pissing everyone off is easy and fun .
Sooo much to do tomorrow .. And the next day .. And the days after that .. But at least I'll be having fun in the process .. and I get to drive
When ur best friend watches lifetime movies with you on a Saturday morning & gt ; & gt ; & gt ; & gt ; & gt ; & gt ; & gt ; & gt ; & gt ; _TWITTER-ENTITY_
Ahhhh my body is so sore ... The stairs are not my friend !!
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ look at the other one I jut posted lol , this guys killing me !
Can't wait for tomorrow , can't wait for tomorrow , cant wait for tomorrow ☺❤
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I mean I could be wrong buuuut someone is immature
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ you fools done dicking around yet ???
My attention span is too far gone after 3 whyyyy do I have this class now
\It looks like a helmet . " _TWITTER-ENTITY_ "
Thinking about graduating gets me so excited
Jakey just woke me up to an iced coffee and cold medicine ... What an angel
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ WHOA WHOA WHOA ..... Who lost first ??? just kidding Alex you are my hero ... At least we are champions ...
My 1,888 tweet goes to _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ because tomorrow is December 31st
Price is Right ! #showcaseshowdown with grams
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ bring my bread tomrw sir
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ are you on the floor ? Lol
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ ohhh you're too funny haha
Yes I am listening to Micheal Jackson music with my granny and she's loving it !
You're probably a bitch cuz you're a virgin and your dicks small
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ oh yes it's so much fun ...
Wongel needs me next semester
Tucker is so real !
I'm craving a salad
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ if you got the meat , we got the buns
Gosh I'm so pumped to run the train for the talent show !!
Holler if you're ready for some summer nights _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_
Even if the stars & amp ; moon collide , I never want you back in my life ☝
So happy for Matt .. He was asked by Coach to move up with the HS runners .. ☺Hope he keeps up with his speed ....
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ we think the same for #NationalTellAGirlSheIsBeautifulDay hahaha kidding !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ they Name Destin , Fl after me !
Listening to _TWITTER-ENTITY_ sing the FRIENDS theme song to her friend that is over just makes my night
I'm such a dumb ass !
Hah your to preppy I want to push you down in the mud
The fact that Crowley just broke the 4th wall
I see you ....
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ gonna have to pass you up on that
That awkward moment when a girl inspiring a Pinball Girl comes up to you while writing \Pinball " and asks what you're writing "
don't be so quick to walk away , dance with me
I can be nice
Successful day shopping when the trunk is full
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ looks like you
My boss was trying to explain to a cook what a douche bag was , I thought he meant an actual douche bag , nope . He meant when guys act shady !
Yeah you may be \cool " now but how cool is your future "
How to make your day better . Watch Gatsby .
Steak and shake
I wish able I was able to tweet whatever I felt like on twitter , but than I'd be wrong too
I've been in this history class for 3 months already & amp ; today was the 1st time I've ever had fun in this class ! #newfriends #goteam
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ well duhhhh
You like the same kinda girls and if you messing around with anyone like me I know they trouble
9 . 9 tweets . lmfao , I'll never win
I want to block _TWITTER-ENTITY_ from all social media but I can't ha
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ HAHAHA I obvi have an iPhone if im using emoji
I'm having too much fun editing this weeks video .
i have so much fun taking MySpace style pics .. Brings me back to the old days of duck faces and peace signs ILOVEIT
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I just added onto what you out for my bio
Kendra and I seriously look like homeless ppl when we go to the gym
howd i fall asleep
I got an 85% on my honors biology final
If you're a guy and I snapchat you on a daily basis I probably find you attractive
What is going on
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ can't wait for next week
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ is prolly screaming like a little girl watching one direction perform on SNL right now
One more hour
I am so tired but I can't go lay down until I make sure spencer gets up . He is the heaviest sleeper I've ever met
I can't wait to see my brother and sister ☺️ I actually miss them
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ um lady you deserve a week .
Good thing I have the attention span of a 3 year old this morning
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ ohhhh okay ! I'll take a bite of chocolate pie to that !!! lol I was thinking the bad biased ... Lol #blondemoment
She got a pretty body but an ugly as face .
I'm going to stand outside . So if anyone asks , I am outstanding .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ and I sing duets all the time .
Ohio State lets go !!! ❤
The cutest thing a guy could wear is a beanie ok it's just so friggen adorable
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahah nooo I cut Nikki out #oopssorry
#snooplions overstock commercial is perfect
That was fun
I got a 97 on my 24 page paper on the psychopharmaceutical complex !!! So relieved !!!
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Oil & amp ; filter ...
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Noooooooo problem
After today , only 2 more days left at United !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ chin up babes . You know you deserve the whole wide world Plus _TWITTER-ENTITY_ Tucker and I are always there to spoon
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ not kidding at all
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ lol you have classes today
#ImSingleBecause .. I don't know Ive asked my self the same question many times .
And ... The coffee and adderall just kicked in this should be interesting .
not worried about this math test at all
In love with my life right now !!
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ I hope I can get it done ! Maybe the wine I'm drinking will help speed it up !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ LOL better yet , I'll show you in person , I'm on my way
Finally got the hang of COD haha
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ haha your welcome
Soooo pumped for Logan fest !
Ha ! I knew he was to big of a wimp !
All you cat fans can suck it !! #getsome
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I'm pretty sure I'm well over your 50lbs . bag limit have fun ! Take lots of pictures ! Get wastey pants ! #loveyou
hey at least I'm in Sugar Loaf
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ omg , I don't have them yet , I was just messing now I'm jello
I'm gunna melt your fucking face off !!
I can't help but laugh at you . You amuse me
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ oh the things we could do with egg money
Last full day of sophomore year good bye ✌
I thought I was fucking Mary Poppins last night , trying to take bitches out with my umbrella and shit
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ at first I thought it was Katelynn
Last chem lab today !!
Pumped to read actually
Me tonight ☺ . Think it's time for
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you know the speed limit was 55 right
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ haha stop it ! I forgot you and _TWITTER-ENTITY_ know about my secret channel ....
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ #makessense now .
I'm so happy you left ! Leave me alone more often
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Cant ' wait to hear you in the stands ! ❤️ #numberonefan
Holy cats holy cats holy cats that did NOT just happen #yikes lololol
I seriously am so hoping baby Capati makes his way into the world today
I wonder who he's talkin about #ineedtooknowthislmfao
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ okay miss just give me some rotell and 7 bags of chips
I just get so annoying when I'm this happy but I can't help it
ANOTHER WORK BONUS !!!
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ gooooood times ohhh my
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ stop what
Macaroni bread bowl are the best at Panera
hahahahahahah it's normal to go outta 2 30 am and come back at 4 30 ... ONLY PANAMA
Life is so good right now ! it'll be even better when indica gets her butt back home ! But other than that .. So good !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Yea it's way different , Cause ours is the Italian way ( better way) ! Come make pizzas with me up at Annas
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ whooooose a hoe . YOU DA HOE
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ WOOOO !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ well thanks
My sister just peed on the floor .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Hahahaha that's so perfect
BOOZE BARN it is bitcheessss
Some people don't get it .. It's happening sit back and watch !!
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahaha we really do !!
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahaha I didn't even notice !
In a better mood now that I know _TWITTER-ENTITY_ is comin home on Friday
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ thanks derp
10 days till Florida vacation .... almost there ! _TWITTER-ENTITY_
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ me too ... I must see you over break !
Staying at the sisters place tonight #girlsnight
This bass tho
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ damnit , she's right !!
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ i'd even go to 5'10 just to be safe haha
✌️ idk you that well , but you are super pretty !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ psh ! I speak only the truth ! #tooharsh ?
Yayy for 10 oclock practice tomorrow morning
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ ha ! Can you do mine also ?
The doctor told me this shot may make me faint . Now I'm fucking tripping while driving haha . Had to pull over for a sec
Blowin up alans phone with those stuff on my rabbit pictures & gt ; & gt ;
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ did you toke right before you headed out ?
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ #happy #weekend guys ✊☀️⛅️☔️❄️
S t f u
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ come home in two days so many emotions
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I'm mikes hammered as we speak
Camp time , baby !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ to the maxed
I'm getting my ends dip dyed
Saw the new wizard of oz movie last night in 3d it was pretty cool ! Glasses were kinda annoying though _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Hmm , you
I feel like everyone knows me on this campus !!!!!!!!! It's so sweet !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ so I want a new bike for Christmas ... Ew ew and scooters are cool too ...
I'm not racist but that tweet was too funny to not retweet
Ugh well I ate too many goldfish .. It's a good thing I'm on a diet
no one and i mean NO ONE likes a little bitch
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ jealous . Now why can't you guys have this on a weekend when everyone can attend
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ love you too !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahaha Okay Shareek !!
So my moms friend doesn't like the girl her son is dating and she makes me look at their twitter conversations .
I loooooooovvvvvvvvveeeeeee it when something I hate gets canceled !!
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ yeah I could do that
These Teen Moms ' moms not wanting daughters to sleep in same room as baby daddy cause premarital sex = , guess what it already happened
Wrote a sonnet ( 14 line poem ) in 1 hour and 10 minutes . This is quite an achievement for me
S/O to my new friend _TWITTER-ENTITY_ ! Probably one of the coolest girls I've met !
Who wants to hangout today
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ lol they're like tan so everyone keeps saying from far away it looks like I don't have any pants on
Sooo I'm going to see American Hustle at 7:50 , is anyone gonna come or do I have to go alone ?
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ haha you talk alot of shit and your sure a know it all man #wannabelike you think your awesome at basketball #goodjoke
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ it's funny . I'm not really Asian ... But you really do have small ears heheh
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ answer me damn it lol
#IfWeDate you have to be able to get over the fact that ... girls indeed , do poop .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Best . Thing . Ever .
I'm a mess today
I can't stay mad at you for more than 3 minutes #wehaveaproblem
watching n awkward sexual adventure " on netflix "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I just found out one of my finals is optional ! Just one final Monday and a paper due Thursday !
I wonder if I just if I'd actually
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ agreed , I've literally never called you Chelsey maybe we will go far enough to hug each other . That would be nuts for us
Yaaa no school
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I'm assuming you're tired of losing in ruzzle and that's why you won't play me anymore ☝
Omg I'm so tired
Lved California , but now I have to go home ... can't wait for New Years night
Sorry to everyone I sent the video of me and Sophia singing to
id do the emoji dm thing but its too much thought process rn
You piss me off every time you tweet , like do you not know how pathetic you sound lmao
On my way to buy my first lottery ticket ! #18
Making chocolate chunk brownies #yum who wants someeeee !?
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ Only thing I remember Is you saying how Oak dangled your ass
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ love the picture from last night .... And that you cut _TWITTER-ENTITY_ out of it ...
First game of the season ! So excited ! #MCLA #volleyball
LOL _TWITTER-ENTITY_ the mums in Zumba asking me how to figure out whether their high schooler is drinking alcohol
Oh am I excited for this weekend !
seriously love when I laugh so hard I cry
And maybe _TWITTER-ENTITY_ can beat me in a car race . But she doesn't wanna see me on a snowboard !!!
So glad today is my last day of school then headed to Seaside for the beach and some shopping all weekend
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ we are ! NO IFS ANDS OR BUTS
Ale-Ale-jandro . Ale-Ale-jandro .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I know I should
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ chyu nasty
Connors watching frakienweinie and he comes running in my room it's freaking me out
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ deserves major kuddos for coming along with me today .
Easy work day at job #2 ...
All this talk about graduation makes so sad that I'm leaving but so happy at the same time #emotional #rollercoaster
can't wait to be reunited with WVSU's finest , miss _TWITTER-ENTITY_ , tomorrow for dinner !
Somebody text me
Moving into East with _TWITTER-ENTITY_ and #TwitterlessJordan !!!!!! Soo excited !
Thanks to _TWITTER-ENTITY_ for the inspiration
\I need a bitch who can fuck it up , suck til I get a nut . Head game strong , when I bust a nut ... " "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ I can only imagine what you'd do with a dog
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ best friend probz . Thanks guys . You da best
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I'm glad she dresses . I mean if she didn't dress she would be , you know , naked !
I'm so proud of the graduating class of 2013 #GoodLuck ✌
But too lazy to work out
sitting in the school parking lot watching all the cars go by & amp ; honking at them & amp ; watching them look around is the funniest thing ever
No class Thursday !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you don't even know the half of it
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ das true . You looked at my mom and it was love at first sight
My motivation is jealousy . I will cut a bitch if I have to .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I MEAN ... OKAY
Ready for tonight
I like wearing footsie pajamas !! #lilkidfolife ✌✨
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ it's called DOMS and my muscles are sore but why
When me and Tay go somewhere and I catch a girl looking at him I grab his hand and make a stupid face at them .
I def fell on my face like 20X last night !
I think things got a little out of hand on snapchat . Sorry I got snapchat crazy with all my stories
Watching _TWITTER-ENTITY_ videos !!!! Can't stop laughing !!!
Yea , I should probably shower #scum #tolazy
When you feel like you were the one being sub-tweeted about . & lt ; & lt ; & lt ;
Literally smiling like a jackass because Aaliyah answers Jamee with emojis , but Jamee can't see them .. I like the way you think , Aaliyah .
I can't Even describe how happy I am that I get to see my sissy today _TWITTER-ENTITY_
7th period French 1 is where it's at
Honestly hate this school , along with some people in it
Good luck to my beautiful girl _TWITTER-ENTITY_ in her soccer game today ! #GetAYellowCard ❤
Snapchat has got to be the best invention for the iPhone
I always mistake Sutherland for the swat team when he drives by ... that jeep tho
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ wootwoot !! #bffs
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ alright well that too and the fact you called it your \gurl " #perfect "
A hug and kiss would be great right now
my dad barely yells , so when he's screaming at my grandma in the morning , it's just the funniest thing
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ someday a dad looks so natural
I get to look forward to delays again like high school because masters delays and closes for weather !!!
YESSS !!!!!!! HAHA THEY'RE COMIN OUT WITH ANOTHER HANG OVER !!!
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I'm trying to convince my mom to get me a pair
I just feel like the #Bears win today . Everybody keeps pointing to Cutler's past numbers against Packers , and I hear that . But he's due !
Last and FINAL doctors appointment for my thumb . Feels so good to be done with this . And to have my thumb back in full function
Hey _TWITTER-ENTITY_ you need to talk your dad I to getting us out early today .
I've never been so excited for a textbook I'm my life . Yay
I can't wait for Christmas
Jackass is on , he's eatinga goldfish ... Reminds me of mall of America _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_
The weather really reflects my mood .. So today , I am miserable . Don't talk to me .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ oh . My . Gosh . You haven't changed at all
I'm pretty good t making people mad
Still loves you R.C
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ been here since 12:30 , shoot me but bring me fuzzy socks first
I want a kitten .
Last clinical week before break !!!
so many good girls , with such douche bags .. love sitting back and watching the inevitable unfold #amusing
Every year my family is like \we're late for church " " come on " " we should be there by now " "
James Ranting is the best thing ever lol
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ lol I'm still listening to it
My uncles coming in town
Stop complaining about your petty shit . Be happy
I can't fall asleep and I have an 8 am tomorrow
Swimming , ice tea maybe dyeing my hair again XP life alright x3 text mer ⚓
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ lol some people just post like .. pictures of grass and completely random stuff !
Lest do this
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ heckle yea !
Melo scored on his own team tonight
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ brah you crazy , we gonna win the rest of our games and win the division son !
Hey , if you like manly girls by all means be my guest
Semesters almost overrr
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ is trying to teach his mom about her iPhone . This is hilarious .
Im not use to not seeing _TWITTER-ENTITY_ and _TWITTER-ENTITY_ everyday . I miss my friends #showchoir
CEDAR POINT !
Dem pills staring ya kick in .
Well ... Here we go again
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ YES OH MY GOD IM SK EXCITED I HAD A PANIC ATTACK I CANT WAIT
Miley has gone 99 bananas on us and every 90s girl just had an organsm over nsync .
Welcome back HaHa
Starving ! Someone bring me food !
Family trip to Ireland next summer ? I think so
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ exactly what I was thinkin when I typed that get outta my head
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ haha that's awesome ! Thanks Bubba that is so nice #goodfriend
Atleast I can count on afnan to talk to me
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahahahahaha ! I litterally just laughed out loud , that's one of the funniest things that's ever happened to me ...
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ me n _TWITTER-ENTITY_ were just there
I Had An Wonderful Day
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ oh yes
It's tooooo #Duffffffffffyyyy in here
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I get a little too into movies
I've never been this confused
56th street is FINALLY open . It's like Christmas !
I go hard , I put in work .
Funniest shit I've read on here today People walk like they're fuckin clueless and have no idea what a cross walk is down there
There's a wedding today , and all I can keep thinking of is Jim and Pam's wedding .
I'm being so productive
I just feel so awkward that i'm iMessaging my professor ...
Pretty excited about going to USA next weekend
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ girl I didn't look it up and plus isn't it so cute
That we are free !
Our guest speaker has the longest eyebrows I've ever seen !
13 MORE MINUTES !!!! _TWITTER-ENTITY_
Luke is my personal punching bag
When _TWITTER-ENTITY_ has low blood sugars ... everyone watch the fuck out
A week from today I'll be living in Tuscaloosa
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Oh haha I bet .. Kyle's so stupid
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahahha sounds good to me
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ or if you want to ? yes please
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ it'd be awesome .
I want to love there . I'd blend right in as long as I don't talk
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you love it ❤
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ out of all 3 I like that one the best .... but I agree maybe in a different color !!!!
Just had the best professional back massage ever ☺
I'm kinda excited to go to Atlanta tomorrow !!!!
Really wish I was at the World Series with _TWITTER-ENTITY_ !! Such a lucky girl ! #likeomg ! #softballfordays !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ That's what you get . But I don't need to be talking I have to have mine out tomorrow . Lol
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ yeah we are
I've seen the sun rise too many Sundays
I bought my mom her first pair of Vans for her bday ... And a Steve Madden wallet
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you know that gas price is gonna come in handy for us haha
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ what would I possibly have to gain
Anddddddd a bug just flew in my eye ...... this is a great day !!!
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I like your better
Pissing everyone off by driving the speed limit in the left lane #imthatgirl
Went from not planning on celebrating Christmas to celebrating Christmas
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ lmfao ! okay !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I only realized you because of your hair #nohomo
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Haha sorry
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ play for the 7/8th grade team !!!!!
I remember those days
I tweet too much . trynna get to that 10k tweets I guess .
My dad is getting mad cause I keep playing the WOW Christmas cd
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Girl we think so alike from what I can tell so far it's not even funny .... well , yeah it is !!
Are team was going ham tonight at warren ⚽ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_
Bahaha . If you're gonna get arrested for shoplifting at least make it interesting . #Idiot
My freshman year ID was better than this years
Anybody wanna text or snap chat ?!?
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ so should I retweet you or ...?
Can barely lift my arms ... Workout success And back attack is tomorrow !
On that giddy shit
so glad I'm working with _TWITTER-ENTITY_ today
#Radioactive is a good way to turn into
His heads down and he almost ready to come out
I can't wait to see the look on my dad's face
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Heck yeah I am .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ I know dog you I just was stating that I hate when girls do that lol
Shout out to _TWITTER-ENTITY_ for racking up them points for the junior class today ! #RepThatRed
Game at 11:00 lettttts go arsenal .
12 in 65 days
DYING at the fact that I got ran over by a flipping bike today ! HAHAHA I swear my day keeps getting better and better !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Lol ditto . I'm determined to beat it though
she texted me sayin \I wanna make out with you . Is that weird ? " "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I can't wait . ..... Can't wait to watch minis first time
Can't believe I gave Nate his presents 5 days before Christmas❤️ #WeregoingtoJT #Timberlake _TWITTER-ENTITY_
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ remember when dad used to let us trash our own yard on mischief night ?
First time using the ac in my new car works like a #charm
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ look at you with a twitter ! Better see you next week !
\ Christmas is all about Giving " YEAH not GIVING a fuckkkk "
Pittsburgh bound ... Slayer tonight ! ... then a test at 8am . #goodchoices #pharmacyprobs
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you can text meeeeee
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ personally I'm hoping for a Jack White sighting myself .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ yeahhhh thats what i thought , better get an umbrela
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ haha contrast . He's all yours with his beautiful face
Chad didnt even notice I changed the tweet
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ well watch it and you'll feel like ☺
The first turn up back at IU
First day at school ... IN AMERICA !!!
Ss/O to _TWITTER-ENTITY_ for going to the gym often ! The world needs more gym going females ! and she always makes me laugh ! Hahaha
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ WOOOOOOO FINALLY !
Columbus Crew game tomorrow !!! ⚽️ #Awesomeness
I love sneezing ! For a second it's like a full body orgasm !!!
AJ's shoe game is about to be crazy ha
Going to swim
Huh , Huh , Huh , WHORE
My days aren't complete without snapchats from #twitterlesserica
While on the phone with me my brother is yelling at some guy over the price of water
BOOM . Didn't realize how out of shape I am until I went and worked out
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ and they were nice enough to leave the suit jackets #HowKind
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ oh goddddd heehee they probs aren't bad at all
I am a BASKETBALL CHEERLEADER !!!!!!!!!
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Im seriously crying tears of joy
My boyfriend is coming to see me _TWITTER-ENTITY_
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ now we all know a teacher isn't bragging on you !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I love you , girf .
GUYS tomorrow marks 2 weeks until ezoo !!!! It's so soon !!!
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ so I just reread this and you also can't spell that without OSU ... Yikes
Great nap classsss timeeeee
Singing at the top of your lounges cuz no ones gone #loveit
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahaha okay imma make a tatted for it can't wait !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you gotta get drunk at least once while we're there for the full experience .
wait I did say I was having a great day so far didnt I
I've just got so much adrenaline that won't go away .
I love how mr. Tinney told ash to get new friends at lunch today
I keep hearing that I look like Peyton Sawyer from one three hill . Hmmm , okay☺
My bio though
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ lmao babagaba is the best word ! I'll be saying this to people #youwontevenknowit
This dog is crackin me up
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ it's gonna be crazzzzzzy .
Once Lauren Carlini touched my hands and told me good luck .
At work with _TWITTER-ENTITY_ on repeat !
Who needs friends when you have emojis ?? ☺✌✋❤
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ how's project ice cream coming
Finished with my last case brief ever for mgmt 211 . This is a huge moment you don't even understand
lolol at her . She still saw them . As my pal _TWITTER-ENTITY_ says \what a crack up . ""
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ guess that's me huh ?
Instagram is exposing all the freaks
You know your bored when your amused by this talking Tom app ! #haha
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ did you pass out again ?
Went on Facebook , noticed my cousin has changed from middle school
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I can finally see the pictures !
Women are like bacon , they look good , smell good , and slowly kill men
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ if you aren't done , so help me . I won't even come get you
hahahah no just stop please
It's a great day to be a science major #chemicalspill #NOLAB
Crazy I got the game on out in the living room TV but in my room #GranTorino the life of a college student in an apt
I'm sitting in the parking lot at work scrolling through what I missed on here during my shift . I Am Lame #lol
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ we're having lunch today , we're besties now actually . I'm betraying you
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ def have this
When you come home and count your bread after a busy night
Today was leg day . I'm feeling the burn
Dane cook's vines are the funniest 6 seconds ever
I feel like you really don't like me . But other than that you're so pretty & amp ; you deserve the best glad you're happy doll
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ I wasn't joking
Someone hangout with me , Hayle & amp ; Kaylee
“ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ : My underpants were on backwards all day ... I can't even explain the wedgies I've encountered - ash” best thing I've read tonight
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahaha oh nana . That woman is my favorite
oh shit we got subtweeters
Funnest night on Twitter , ever .
You're such a tool . #brbdying
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahaha ! And that's how it should be !
My mom is just sad
You wanna know why I have the best best friend ? Cause he's comin to IC with me to hang alll week so I don't jump off the top a Hillcrest
No it wasn't to you .......
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ you should go to the website and see what it does to your tweets .
No one understands how freaking happy I am that I don't have to deal with the bullshit anymore
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Is always gettin picked on lol
I'm really not that dumb I see what's going on
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahaha , that's awesome
I am so excited to listen to _TWITTER-ENTITY_ today and get my book signed !! ✏️ cant wait !!
On cloud 9 ❤
\Roses are red . My name is not Dave . This poem makes no sense . Microwave . " A poem for _TWITTER-ENTITY_ because I miss him . "
Ended up making coffee anyways .
I got an A on my APE IV final paper . Nothing can rain on my parade today . ☔️
So if me and both my siblings had 4 kids plus our whole family .... In one house for a get together we'd have 26 people
Who still has a flip phone
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ MEEEE . Duh ! That's why is says AL ! I was in a good mood
I think I'm gonna go to sleep now
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ it went GREAT
tired of having to dumb it down
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you're acting up
I love going to the dentist
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ someone said that the other day .... I was like
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ it just reminds me of the ' breaking shins ' conversation
6 hours until I see _TWITTER-ENTITY_ !!! that's crazy !!!!
2 he car ride with _TWITTER-ENTITY_ means I take 82727 sleeping pills .
Finally watching shameless
Drunkest guy in the bar ( an OSU fan ) just discovered we're also fans #sendhelp #GoBucks
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ except I'll have more fun because my phone is jail broken
OMG TWIN ISNT GOING TO FLAG ANYMORE .
My mom challenged me to tic tac toe then I beat her 6 times and then I stood up pranced around her and said who's your momma now
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ haha I don't mind the soccer mom look
Detroit pt . 2 has 100+ likes now yay so happy
Oooooonnn another note , I'm SO ready for Skillet's new album !! Eek !
Been driving for 12 hours straight
Do you ever just sit there and think , god I love my name ? LOL
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ heheh next time don't drive so slow
Took off my boot to find marinara sauce all down the back . I found it _TWITTER-ENTITY_
I need to study
all that I have eaten today are jelly beans
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ haven't set an actual date yet . Next September we're thinking !!
On a good note I cannot wait till lex with my babeeeeee
Guys after today I'm officially a trainer
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ suck my dick hoe !
the awkward things that happen to us ... _TWITTER-ENTITY_
Wilfred comes back on in June !!
Well , that was a good dream
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ haha I should know this after four years of high school
S/O to my girl _TWITTER-ENTITY_ for my rose tonight ! Love you girl . You rocked your solo and tricked me for sure !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahaha .
Ok _TWITTER-ENTITY_ needs to get here like now so our night can begin
O.K. Is my favorite song on the album Tyler the Creator in this #prime
It's gonna be like the first time .....
In a game full of liars turns out I'm the truth
Blisters , bruises , & amp ; slight exhaustion , but an amazing weekend with _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ #twitterlessjenelle
Insanity pure cardio workout ✅ my favorite
To the man in his front yard in a purple speedo , where is your wife and your sanity ?! ✋
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ he's soooo funny !!!! His running face is hilarious !!
I just tried being all of Laura's tweets ..
I want Taco Bell #OneLouder
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you're still there ?!? Friday at the game we will have to !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ can u make me sound like her ??
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Haha ! This is going to be so great ! I wonder what he's doing for dinner later & amp ; if he likes Indian ?
I'm actually SO excited to be able to be back at work tomorrow #cyakato
Time Too Get This First Blunt Of The Day In
how is _TWITTER-ENTITY_ awake ?
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ bio tho !!
I can't wait till Friday gonna be a good ass weekend
Jesus Christ I hate walking through the commons on days like today
The result of my boredom can definitely be seen on my credit card balance
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ OOOOOOO !!! BURN ! lol
Drama ? What's that ?
I get so nervous speaking in front of people ...
Dreading taking the algebra 3 final tomorrow .
how I feel on a daily basis ☺
Sadie's got a Foxtail
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ well there's a first !!
Katt Williams is definitely one of the funniest fuckers
The Finn tribute episode for glee is coming up !
That feeling when you install a medical dictionary on Microsoft word and all the red squiggly lines disappear !
Can I just tell everybody that last night I had a dream about getting into a physical altercation with Eli Manning . I put him in a headlock
Saw _TWITTER-ENTITY_ for the first time in a decade today . Miss you !
I don't go to bed when I get tired . I just go when I get so bored that I can't even stand to be awake anymore .
Olive's chasing the windshield wipers ,
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I probably owe you about 86 lunchables ... #NoJoke #Errday
Since _TWITTER-ENTITY_ is in Australia , does that mean he will appear on the Red Tour down unda ?! ✈️
Mississippi state legislation is just 30 hissing opossums in a barn #sotrue #SNL
I just retweeted so much
Taylor is da best for straightening my hair .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ We are seeing one direction . WHO'S EXCITED ? I AM . #WhereWeAreTourChigaco #WhereWeAreTour ☺️
Just hang me out to dry
In Boston !!
College can't come soon enough
HC made me so excited for Prom can't wait !!!
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Awhh Dangg it
Seeing _TWITTER-ENTITY_ and _TWITTER-ENTITY_ today for the first time in over two months !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ has found her soul mate !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ dear lord Jesus I'm dying right now at how mental we can be haha
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Feb 20th People born in February have the tendency to be sexy and successful #fact
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ think if I just gave em all a shout like that big guy on tv , they would just all disperse ?
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ oh my god no ! This was awful ! I put my pillow over her head !!
You know it's an interesting drive when my ass gets out haha _TWITTER-ENTITY_ WE'RE FROM OHIOOO BITCHES !!!
Well got my exercise for the day
Hey _TWITTER-ENTITY_ , _TWITTER-ENTITY_ brought in an application today .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ like a penis ?
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ what ?
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ didn't stop you when you were about two or three years old !!
Pink drank round two
I laughed this weekendI cried this weekendand I reconnected with Jesus this weekend
Omg you guys .... PROM
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ this makes me giggle .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ OK I didn't have a ride home ... Like shut up , not even bad .
I just sent the most awkwardest snapchat to the wrong person #omg #kms
Lololol idk why I think everything's so funny right now but eh . It's whatever . Feelin good livin better
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ well said Kenz
Soo this weekend I need some plans
S/O to _TWITTER-ENTITY_ because you're still up #TeamNoSleep
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ mwuhahahahahaha
One week until I get my braces off
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ I love breakfast for supper . But I'm not sure I was suppose to get this invite
Dark Horse is my jam
It is so pretty outside I wish I had my camera to take some pictures of the beautiful weather !
That commercial though \Don't you need ass to twerk " "
I wonder how _TWITTER-ENTITY_ is feeling today
At least we got our lunch ! #NotAFirstLunchProblem
Can't wait till football is over
Finding out that _TWITTER-ENTITY_ lives literally 2 minutes away ❤️
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ lmfao and Y did I text that tonight ... Too funny
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Oh okay .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I love your new twit pic !!
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ ummm hell is still burnin hotter than the sun , I ain't stayin in nowhere
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ if you want too
Frank could have his own sitcom with all the shit he says hahahaha
Things could finally be turning around for me #hopeful
Well this is going to be a awkward car ride ..
This old dude on hog hunters is comedy as fuck !
Cotton eyed joes tonight with Alex
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Haha I meant to say world !!
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I took like 10
even at my worst I'm better than ya best
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ trey just stubbed his toe !! #sofunny _TWITTER-ENTITY_
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ The Purge is not bad but it's not good either
Last day until Thanksgiving break !
Your head is way too small for your body
I fell asleep at 11 last night and got up at 7
I haven't been to this class in 2 in a half weeks .
I love love love watching _TWITTER-ENTITY_ on #WashingtonHeights . My papasote
there's a difference between looking rez and acting rez , and DAYUM , we all know you rez ..
the conversation be conducted is soooooo lame . complete and utter nothingness being said . just wasting breath and time and energy .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ and I make it to the jumbotron
According to _TWITTER-ENTITY_ , testicles are soft . I think I'll be taking her word for that one .
I still have yet to unpack my bags from being home for so long
I just love Remember the Titans ! \Suuunshine , sunshine " "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I literally just laughed when I saw that too . Haha
❤☺✈ My recents explain how I feel perfectly
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I have so many weird things you made for me
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I doubt it ! Haha
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Yay ! I won't be seeing that
Yeah I hope you do know that tweet was a joke . Idek you
Probably the funniest conversation I've had in a long time I can't even
If you want me to know something my phone is just as easy to text8035548880
Well that didn't work ...
Just gotta get through today then VACATION !! No driving to Wheeling , not even thinking about Wheeling for the next 9 days ! Hallelujer !
The hot friend in the pic is never tagged , because if she were no one would talk to the girl who posted it .
The fact that my semester is now ending on the 11th and not the 13th
I can't wait to go to Canada ..
A new coworker of mine seriously thought everyone in Fargo drives around with chains on their tires #facepalm #citieskids
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ & amp ; I don't know how to hold it in . Sorry not sorry
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you are so in love with yourself
Ppl say the craziest shit to me about my hair
why dont I ever sleep is the question
Moriahs never worn leggings and I've never been fishing . We can both die
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ noooo haha save a whole untouched one for me #germaphobe
I'm all smiles today
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I'm glad you had a great time !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ COOL ! Way to photoshop that picture and make it look like 6:30
You people telling me you are PROUD to be from Hickman , KY WTF , is there to be proud about❓
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ looks good my butt , lol the lines aren't straight at all
I Feel Lame When I Use Hashtags At The End Of A Tweet .
I want TICKETS !!!! _TWITTER-ENTITY_
Just want Christmas break so I don't have to see your face for a while
I feel like _TWITTER-ENTITY_ doesn't get the hint .....
To bad I can't bring a pillow . Or a blanket . Or maybe my whole damn bed !
hahahaha me n abbey r so rude
Finally feeling like summer ✌☀
Jealous people really never cease to amaze me #seriouslytho #youwillneverbeprettyinsideORout
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ duh !!
I cant wait to be back in Gilmores with the crew were back ! _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ drunk eyes
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you're so rich ...
Now girls come on . Drugs are never the answer .
Packing for the shore yah
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ made my night !!!!!
Rabbit hole & gt ; & gt ; & gt ; & gt ; & gt ;
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Right ! Like tan fat is so much more attractive then white fat . Haha like we worry about fat and all .
Elf in July !! I can dig it
Sometimes you take grammar for granted until you see how stupid using it wrong looks .
My favorite Christmas movie is about to come How The Grinch Stole Christmas
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ ew no ! Those things are scary lol jk love u
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ so fucking cuteeee
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ it's so cute when she tries to make a good comeback
I probably should just leave my phone somewhere Saturday night , I'll be getting in so many fights
What's the point of twitter ? Ready for the next big thing . Twitter is for the birds . But really ...
Now she's listenin to akon ! #beatiuful
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ It's thanks to you that I have listened to more Panic at the Disco this week , than ever in my life . Thanks ! #AwesomeSauce
This had been the most memorable skit night❤️ #Sunriver2013 #familyreunion
You know your best friends when _TWITTER-ENTITY_ leaves Harry potter on the TV for you love ya boooo
I don't even know half the songs I have
got my bag packed
Research proposal on the failure of Christian literacy . Guess who's gonna offend her whole class ?! #thisgirl
Your a pussy
I've been so busy lately with work and school , I just can't wait until this week is over and it's officially summer !! ☀
Wow , I'm watching Ren and Stimpy . What is wrong with me !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ watchu talking ' bout ? We still are
Lmmfao !! ☺ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ : \ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ lmao . I think you are mistaken . #BigBootyProblems ""
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Should tweet me back just because he's a nice guy
I should get hella out and get my own candaay . I play too much . Haha !
can't wait to be home
Maura knows what's up
CAN'T WAIT TO SEE MY BUB . _TWITTER-ENTITY_
Kid Rock is fucking amazing .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I don't know you !
\ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ : I got _TWITTER-ENTITY_ addicted to One Tree Hill #goodorbad #idk " definitely bad . "
That text & gt ; & gt ; & gt ;
If I get 5 fav on this tweet ill remove her off everything ! Let the games begin !!
I don't wanna be a porn star I wanna be a dentist
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ shhhh , I'm trying a page from your book .
Alright there's no way this homework is getting done tonight . Alarm set for 4:00 .
I has have so much to do today
Late night tweeters are the best
I made eggs
Basketball games with _TWITTER-ENTITY_ ☺ #hashtag
One month and ill be 18 !!! Make my own life decisions and not have others do it for me ! Please hurry !! time is not moving fast enough !
This crap is due in two hours ... I've never been so good at procrastinating
OMG I AM SO HAPPY MY PAPER ISN'T DUE UNTIL JUNE 3
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ okay !! Sounds good to me ! OMG I CANT WAIT
I hope you don't think I don't care about you .. I mean , I do check the joint frequently to see if you've made it yet
forgetting him is like trying to know somebody you've never met
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ well I'm the only one working the snack bar but I can get a snack but it's all crap food
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ that's what you get for putting it in water bottles
Haha dad passed out on the couch watching a movie , movie is over and now it's porn that he is going to be waking up to lmao #Awkward
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ your page motivates me soo much ! I now have a six pack .. Of muffins #iloveyou
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ yeah he's stupid . Got held back in 3rd grade .
Out of all that stress seriously just came madness ... I've never laughed so hard .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ can't wait !!
Omg . _TWITTER-ENTITY_ snapped me back .
Sitting in the office at work telling a salesman inappropriate jokes and teaching him how to twerk #TrueStory
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ love you too
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I've always wanted to go to the UK
Just watched a 6 week old blue heeler jump off of a hot tub . Evil Kenevil in training
He says he can only talk for a little bit but we end up talking on the phone for over 2 hours ! #wearelosers
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ obviously you're the exception to that tweet
Such a good night
Five Finger Death Punch made a remake of \Momma Said Knock You Out " ... Just let that sink in a metal group remade a rap song #alrightythen "
I swear every holiday that passes just gets me more & amp ; more excited for my future family & amp ; all the traditions we will have ❤️
Damn I'm glad I don't go to chapman , little girls & amp ; their drama . If you're gonna fight then do it or stfu , Kay .
I'm really nice to just about everyone ☺
Pool day with ry , if she ever texts me back
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I'm crackin up
Just watched\dick in the box " with my dad .. "
I now have a slight obsession with making bows
What time did Jesus did again ?
I'm going to stand outside , so if anyone asks I'm outstanding
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you said SnapBack as in snapbacks and tattoos get it ? Like the song
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ oh girl you know ..
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ right I miss it have
If I didn't text you back it was probably bc I was on tumblr tbh
My best friends mom thought we were fucking ! She was offended , I took it as a compliment . #gayboyproblems
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahaha that's true too ! He's just weird looking !
I have Sunday off , so I'm trying to gett shitty tonight
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ no joke !! awkward maybe that was a bad hashtag choice ..
Can not wait for SOJA and DMB this Friday !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Every single moment . Specifically Nick jumping the fence and saying he will do supid things with Jess and the elevator scene
He got here and now the computer not working
K is gonna be my new fav word
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ i am !!
On a scale of 1 to Aeropostale , how basic are you ? #dtfo #ImDead
Love looking at everyone's thanksgiving pictures
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you baby
Oh my Lord I'm dying !!!!!!!!
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I think I just saw you at the gym . Do you remember me ?
One of my old English professors favorited my tweet from earlier ? Haha at least she had an awesome class
Homemade Pizza Sunday
Wacky Tacky Day tomorrow . Im going to wear a tutu !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ that's karma for you being unkind
Twitter may unexpectedly quit on me sometimes , But I will never quit on twitter .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ well on the plus side I doubt it will be that painful
Today is going to be such a good day
what's the point of bring young if you aren't doing things you don't love ?
Hopefully I can quiet my mind and fall asleep SOOO excited for fishing tomorrow
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ You learned from me ... right ?
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you're an ass
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ yeah I took a piss in that police car , and he was like did you piss in my car ? hell yeah I pissed in your car .
My Christmas Eve consists of delivery Chinese food and Sons of Anarchy All by my lonesome
Only two more episodes
I'm in such a good mood and no one else is at work so I'm just laughing to myself
I'm so hype for all these games today !!!
Fast times at ridgemont high
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ choose your words VERY carefully !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I've heard they make bras that you can put alcohol in too !
My brother just asked me whats in a cheese omlet ... like are you serious
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I feel like I haven't talked to you in forever ... even though we see each other on our timelines
I just want a pillow like #JohnCenas upper body and I'd be a happy camper
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ oh I know , I'm just delusional at this point
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ u tell them girl !!!!
It's sad that he knows me so well !!
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahahaha she's like cut it out Brandon that's enough .. And you're like no Kettering I'm a coon
Today's my 1st day at this new customer service supervisor position for burlington coat factory im excited !!
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ ... they'd never see me coming mwahahahahaand if I was I columbia right now I most likely would xD
FINALLY OFF WORK
Why be classy when you can be sassy ?
Gotta get a resume together for a big girl j-o-b ... pretty excitingg
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I'm sure
I just witnessed a fifty year old man take about three selfies
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I'm not above turning flash on an making a scene to get me daily pic . YOU BEST JUST STAY AWAKE .
It's okay , I'll just work all this food off tomorrow
Half hour left
Took me too serious
Dying my hair a new colour kinda nervous
Chick Fil A was soo gooood
Just love when people screen shot me !! or do I
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ & amp ; _TWITTER-ENTITY_ being men .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ So I read the convo and think what does this mean ? And I come up with HLN , Nancy Grace sd Motherfurcker .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ ohh , you've got jokes ! You knew what I meant !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ um , yess ! I finally get you back
Little brother just told me to go to hell
Texting her during class !!
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ yes I deserve a cookie , thanks
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ FINALLY !!
Beach tomorrow , beach tomorrow , BEACH TOMORROW ☀
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ uh oh sisters unite together !
I need to doctor Mr. football star since he dives on the turf and gets all cut up
I'm so excited to watch Babs again
The music from the song thrift shop just makes me have hope for humanity its that amazing
Girl shake that laffy taffy
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ #BUTOFCOURSE I am right #DUH
Kent tonight though ..
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ he's the best ! kaaa chowww
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahaha okay just come into my room cuz I'm listening to music and prob won't hear you .
Dad comes home Thursday , and I'm a little too excited .
88 degrees today .. Guess what I'm going to be doing ?
Excited for thanksgiving tomorrow with _TWITTER-ENTITY_ !
BTR playing in Champs
Hey guys .... Two more days
Mr. B looks so happy in the morning
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Coulda called that one ! That's fine I'll man up !
\ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ : _TWITTER-ENTITY_ haha I'm not sure i know how to make my ass clap lmao " lmao how is work ? "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ wouldn't want it from you anyways !!
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ can do two things at once : drive a car and open a bottle of wine
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I would slammed it on em after the second one they bished you
The fact that my dad had a Sally's beauty supply card
Seriously why the fuck do I have chipotle coupons ?!
I'm done with everything . Hahaha I hate everyone
5 days till the pirate raid9 days till #waldfest 10 days till Indiana #cantwait
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Test wasn't bad !
Went to bed in the afternoon and now I'm genuinely not sure if it's morning or night right now #WhatsGoingOn
why is the Illuninati twitter account posting relationship advice
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I'm always ready for this ...... I think ...
I'm getting a Wonderful daughter-in-law Today !!!
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ hold on , can we rewind time and talk about this guy tuck puking for 2 days straight off the ciroc
So Far I Havnt Been Needing It✋
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ this is such a struggle to make I better like it
Thanks to my top of the line new tires , driving in the snow is way easier !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ as dandy as it gets in this mutha !
Men At Work is absolutely hilarious
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ just made my day with the message she left me . #missyou !
Blessed that my boyfriend isn't an asshole , he's definitely not like other guys ! I'm sorry for you girls that can't find a decent man
“ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ : people who can finish a shampoo bottle at the same time as conditioner are truly gifted” #TrueStory #girlproblems
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I'm glad you accept me for me
You lie so much
Just now came to the realization that I'm 100% happy with my life
I'm so happy it's Friday !!!!!
I love my friends
So glad I have 2 weeks off to just CHILL & amp ; get things done for myself ! ✌
The badinage that me and my friends use and have is priceless It'll be ok y'all , I promise . It's called a dictionary , look it up
And another thing I love stealing onion rings from work
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ it's poopy out ! I'm going to Wilmington lata
IM SO HAPPY I COULD HUG A WHALE ... AND I HATE WHALES
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I'm sorry . You could always go to merchant marine just kidding .
When Alan invites you to watch the last 3min of the Stanford/USC game and Stanford loses and everyone else is all ....
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I just took it as you would be linking up with them for the tour
Beth's mom just awkwardly asks me what size bra I wear .. I tell her and her response is \impressive " . Wtf "
When _TWITTER-ENTITY_ calls you random names hahahaha
#memories . . This is just one of many _TWITTER-ENTITY_ WHYYYY don't you remember !!!???? Hahaha ohh boy
I wish I could see all the snaps I've sent . #dearlord
My thoughts are to damn crazy all the damn time
Forgot I had an Econ quiz but got a 100% anyways ! #winning
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ should have tanned at #PalmBeach
I think I need Chloe's breathing machine .
It was like a dunk contest tonight
Still laughing at Erik's face when I took both dogs in the truck with me when he was in his other truck earlier #ilovethem
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ yes ma'am it was ☺ I was lookin ' pretty lousy today though !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ not real fried pickles tho ! #BOOM lol
IF I WERE A BOYYYY
Getting my hair done Friday after school #DARK
1 , 2 , 3 , 4 skin
Awkward night at the Anderson household .....
I've had a great day with my Mom and Aunt Rhonda .
Why do you care who I accept ? It's my page not yours and we haven't talked in a few weeks . #JustStop
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ yawn .. Is that it ? I had no idea ! Such wisdom ! We've all been lied to ! How could I be so blind !
\We're a good family of friends " * flicks off car next to us * lol _TWITTER-ENTITY_ "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ who would come with us ? We'll just talk about it in gym haha !
I get to see _TWITTER-ENTITY_ in two days !!!
4 cups of coffee later ...
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ lmao that sounds bad
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ yes
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ will doooo
I don't care where you're at , just know I'm doin better ✌
My face lotion smells like syrup and I'm not 100% sure how to feel about that .
LET'S GET CRAZY DRUNK BEFORE GABI LEAVES
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ good one luc we'll see whos laughing after I murder your new puppy .
It's just one of those days
Steve is pissed bc his commercial is 85sec .
So my baby boy is doing great he's in position now it's jut time to wait
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ ha hahhaha it's true
My convo with _TWITTER-ENTITY_ right now & gt ; lol #whores these days ..
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ heyyyy guys it wasn't bad it was fun
The best nicknames are the ones people don’t know they have .
Best holiday ever !!!
You're such a bitch . And you wonder why your only friend , is your boyfriend ..
Feelin reeeal crispy after this weekend ... need lobster emojii
Heyyy Camp Lejune is on One Tree Hill . I used to live there
He's the reason I laughed today
I seriously don't know what i'd do without _TWITTER-ENTITY_ . She's always there , no matter what .
Just scanned my last map
Dang it , I hate it when they cancel school .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I think I have one in mrs woodys class now that you tweeted that .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ oh sad p.s. i did our little headbang when yellowcard played breathing last night
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ I WOULD DO IT
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ YAYYYYYYYYYYYYY ! ☺
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I'm sitting in front of Toby Keith's right now working .
Drinking our weight in margaritas
FINALLY FOUND MY IPOD TOUCH AFTER 2 AND A HALF YEARS !!!!!!!!
I have quit smoking so please do not talk about it/offer it to me anymore . Please and thank you . ☺ #loveAshley
10 more days till Christmas
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ lol . Yeah , if you say so .
Watching Saw 2
Lol I love the car rides back to school w my mommy so funn we really enjoy it
Our conversations #gonnamissthis _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_
I just can't wait to see how this turns out .
Feeling a little sick but it ain't stoping me , couple insanity work outs then work at 2
Roseanne is still one of the funniest tv shows this day ...
I feel so damn dumb going to Athens Tech . Lol
S/O to _TWITTER-ENTITY_ for helping out the struggling at publix .
Our last club game is in Orlando , Florida for a week !
You're a big fat curly headed fuck
LT it's okay , I screenshot her back
#HowToMakeMyGirlHappy let her ccidentally " discover your ticklish spots .... "
I'm playing drums this Wednesday
When the nurse at the doctors has hickeys all over her neck lol
I know all your presents from Santa _TWITTER-ENTITY_
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Good Luck !! Kick ass !!
I GOT MY NIECE THE CUTEST COLORING BOOK . ITS LIKE THREE TIMES HER SIZE .
Only reason I like law is because the test are the exact same as the study guide
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ hate to say it but I told ya
Tonight I finally get to see Florida Georgia Line !!!
Good evening with _TWITTER-ENTITY_ and the monsters ... after dinner #PacificRim
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I was just thinking the same thing !!!
Tuesday 7.30 am chem lab is cancelled this week ???!
BAD GRANDPA COMES OUT TODAY
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ just don't tempt me ☺
Picture this we were both butt naked banging on the bathroom floor ! #Shaggy #ItWasntMe I'll never get tired of this song .
shopping away my frustration
Lately I've been extremely happy .
A week from Friday I will be on my well-deserved vacayyyyy ☀
Officially done with all my finals ! #anditfeelssogood ☺️
When someone posts the wrong lyrics to a song I'm like dumb ass .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I'm good on the extra 3lbs of cream cheese
Freshman Orientation Thursday .
Dress shopping is literally the most difficult thing ever
I hate traffic . I just wanna get to my cabin
Damn , I've been rocking Buckle jeans since 8th grade .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ who were u doin ?
Lion King 1/2 is on #lovelionking
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I kep the little pamphlet for Michael lol I'm sure he'll just LOVE it
#oomf thinks I'm sexy
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ correction 36 and 8months ... more like 37 ...
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ what ?
S/O to Megan for hitting me in the face last night ! It was funny though _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_
Good luck ? But lets be real idt luck is gonna be enough wutever
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ oh yeah I forgot
Ready to put down quite a few cold ones this weekend
\It's feeding time for the animals " ... how Allie refers to us when we snack ... _TWITTER-ENTITY_ "
I miss weaver and those lap dances
Only one more hour of work to go . #blackfriday
A special S/O to _TWITTER-ENTITY_ for acing her interview this morning and becoming my newest coworker !! #workbuddies #roommielove
Feeling really good
Chinese buffet it is
Steph got me the iPhone 5c .. merry freaking Christmas .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ idea for thanks giving
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ was _TWITTER-ENTITY_ the girl we saw at McDonalds when we rolled up and she was like yo I heard Daynaire was in the car
And that's why MSU is 5-8-1 . Oops ... 5-9-1 now . #B1GJoke
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I know exactly who you're talking about I kept looking at him
Lip ring still goes in
Going to make today the best I can make it
Just got complimented by _TWITTER-ENTITY_ #daymade
HOLY CRAP , PLL TONIGHT ❤
Tanning then hangin with Steph for the eveningg
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I'm not a puss
Got to go to this fitness thing !
I'm not sure if I have a legitimate buzz or if I'm just really tired ...
T minus three weeks ! ✌
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ it'll change your life
Just got pushed in the snow bank . Thanks guys
JESSE IS HERE
Going to see Silver Linings , watever that's about
My patents always know when Grant has been here because he always leaves the toilet seat up
Kev and Bobbie come home tomorrow night !!! Omfg I cannot wait ❤
The kittens are going through that ridiculously cute stage where they roll on their back and paw at you
Yuck I don't like you at all
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I did that last week and now I can't stop
If i hear Apache tonight , omg , i cant , I'll lose it !!!
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ ill be there when the stadiums built and my names on the list for tickets bruuuuh
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ kiss ass or what babe ?? LMAO
I found my gate . Without anyone to help me . I'm proud of myself
I have taken 2 sips of my coffee and already feeling out of control !! #probablyshiuldhavemadecoffee #hyper
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ lets go ! mand was telling me about it today .. #ImDown
Haha sike ! _TWITTER-ENTITY_
Bitches need to learn to shave . . Looks like Homer Simpsons beard
I feel like it's cold outside
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ love you !! Now that I know where you live , I won't have to ask . Text me if you need meeee .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ LMAO messed up ! haha
Ugh too many emotions and I cannot control a single one I'd them . I want to laugh , cry , be excited and mad all at the same time
And now you want some body to kill the lonely nights . I thought I told ya what goes around comes back around #MorningMusic
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ it's all good
When I tell people to shut their whore mouths & gt ; & gt ; & gt ; & gt ; & gt ;
In a 14 team league I hold 16 of the top 100 ranked baseball players . 16 out of 25 .
Tat my whole body up ... naht .
Ouch my teeth are so sensitive
Working this entire weekend .. let's get this over with ! Looking forward for the beach next Wednesday round 2 with the belvedere crew ! ☀
Going to #work in the dark is kinda refreshing #happyfriday
Despite being sick tonight was good , white , and a little sideways . _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_
I'm going out to buy me Larger tits .
I hate when people color their eye brows
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ we deff are listening to it this weekend !
After panicking that I wouldn't make my second bus , I proudly made it !
Getting my hair diddddd ! ✂
Wow just realized I'm very negative today .... Haha oops ! #SassyOverload
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ our summer project
My mom is so freakin mean I just want to see insidious chapter 2 but no its to scary and it is Friday the 13th my god WHYYYYYYYYYY !!!!
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ haha I don't know !!
US MEN's NATIONAL TEAM #USMNT
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ so much for class
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I think that will be good
* whiny voice * \I can't help it I'm on my period and I just wanna be home " " I just wanna see you " -great words of _TWITTER-ENTITY_ "
But a house gets cold when you cut the heating . Without you to hold , I'll be freezing , #LyricTweet _TWITTER-ENTITY_
My roommate and I just spent and hour and a half watching vines . So much for studying ... #bonding #laughing
omg I literally can't wait to play today
But whatever , I'm getting hot wings .
I find it weird how I'm highly addicted to coffee but the smell of pure coffee beans make me wanna vomit
\There's a high power that will judge you for your indecency " #EasyA "
Oh yeah , we have school .
I am your leader . Roger that .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Twitter length limits and emoji similes are hard
I killed midterms this semester
Salt lemon and fruit
Listening to these old guys conversation
FEBRUARY 1 , 3013 IS GOING TO BE THE BEST DAY OF THE YEAR !!!!!!
Girls wonder why they get called sluts and whores
You only yolo once
Last day of classes !!
What if there was such a thing as ... \Deer Ducks ? " Aha ! That would be great ! "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA just had to explain to my new coworkers why I'm rolling on the floor cuz of you !!
So much I have to do today that I don't wanna do
Biscuits and gravy for breakfast .
KEVIN DURANT IN 6DAYS !!!
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ OMG
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Always a competition with you
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you need to text me ! I gotta get your address for the baby shower . If I ever get around to finishing my list . #Procrastinator
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ love your random thoughts
of course I'm tanning anyways bc I'm pale as a ghost .
is it wrong to do S/O's on Mondays ? #retweet .
My life is gonna be perffff from like now until next week
Tonight has been gd alhumdullah made a new friend , engaged in twitter drama and found out my wife likes black guys great night lmaoooooo
Every time a person got shot during the movie the black woman behind me would yell , \TURNT UP ! " I was in near tears . "
Waiting for _TWITTER-ENTITY_ to get done tanning is SO boring
going in late tomorrow ! > & gt ; ✌❤
I don't have like any homework to do tonight #thiscantbereal
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ i say you should dream about BARRELS !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ We're funny like that .
Ride by SoMo ..... Omg I just can't . ☺️
The good thing about waking up before my alarm , I actually look good today
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ would it be weird if I said I didn't either
Emojis are like my life . #abusingthem ❤️❤️
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ fuck Dylan . I'm on that sugar daddy status .
getting McDonald's with Kristina !
Kayla's cheer uniforms fit me from middle school
I can't wait to tonight
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I keep running into your uncle every time I'm in ER .
Watching new girl
If I go to BC that would be the ballz !! Ill get to hangout all the crazy niggs there #BCbound
Just found the perfect snowboard jacket online . Can't wait to order it next week
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ lmao thanks
In the words of _TWITTER-ENTITY_ \have sweet Asian dreams " as she walks out of the room . "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I miss you more !!!! I need more of Shawnee in my life
\Take me down to Alabama show me some of that laid back vibe .. Kissin while we're wishen under the moonlight " "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ You're so beautiful !
I can't wait to get my car tonight ! ❤️
They are meant for each other .
YEEESSSSSSSS FUCK YEAH THEY PLAYED OUR SONG FOR SWEEP MUSIC YEEESSSSS
girls at the gym that just parade around , convincing themselves that they actually got a workout in . #justleave
Can't wait till Monday
Best vine award goes to .... _TWITTER-ENTITY_ #vine #hillarious
Can't wait to snuggle with _TWITTER-ENTITY_ tonight .... or have her hit and kick me again . Either or
first person to walk out of the family meeting ✌️
You get mad over a pic I post on fb cuz you don't wanna see me with another guy .. I bet your girlfriend would love to hear that tid bit
Thank you Johnny Football for that nice throw interception Alabama baby
Today's been a great day
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ tweets makin me die
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ ahahaha woody allen . I just died !!
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ sucks to suck
dad lets go shopping aka buy me all of tj maxxx
Two more hours of work and then finally getting a haircut
If the sens wanna make it to shootout they gotta commit a penalty #lol
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ good ! ya I work Thursday-Sunday this week
My finger won't stop bleeding
Just saw two clueless guys walk under the century tree
Ohhhh , now you show up , no big deal it's one almost one in the morning .
Imma show you how to turn it up a notch
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ miss your face ! We all do need to be reunited veryyy soon . _TWITTER-ENTITY_ has this weekend off❓
I'm wearing sunglasses and a scarf nonsense
Tonight should be fun
Minnesota randomly coming in clutch yet again . #aintmadtho
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ yeah ......... you're welcome !!!
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ owes me 20 bucks
This Florida/Memphis game
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ English mother fucker
Listening to _TWITTER-ENTITY_ and drinking a Monster at bedtime .. That's my version of Zen !! Goodnight #Edm #meditation
This ttraction formula " on pandora is cracking me up "
Best news I'm soo happy and excited
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ scoliosis I found out , so lots of work ahead of me lol . It's all uphill from here though , positive thoughts !!!
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ I look like a goon
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahaha yesssss .
\So , uh , is there a way you can introduce me to _TWITTER-ENTITY_ ? " -my dad "
So my daughter got a bag of apple jacks in one hand and a pickle in the other That's odd or nah ?
Lol i must be fucked .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ We gOt plenTEE of that on deck ova here . U gotta wOrk in the mOrn ??
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ tomorrow night !
I need to leave how to drive my dads Stick car !
And you're still annoying .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Sure did It made my night ! You're amazingly talented with facial expressions ! you must teach me
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahaha yaay , what are you getting ?! Thx for giving the brand money , it will go towards my paycheck
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahaha goofball ❤️ sure do
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ pass that everytime I go home and I just wonder why someone would name a road that ....
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ obviously you don't remember them if you where passed out
Two oxycodones and complete numbness in my arm .... I feel goooooddddd
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ oh your going to
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ American idol watch out
I just caught by a American soldier in the cafeteria , so awkward .
My hair's gone and I'm not one bit sad about it
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ haha I told you it's good huh babe
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Who the hell told you that ?
This is by far the best playlist I have ever created #onpoint
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ they ain't seen us crazy yet ! especially us together , you're in for one hell of a time !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ is sending me a billion snapchats & amp ; I'm trying not to laugh cause I'm talking to my parents . #bestfriendswag
Ohhhh thought so
I love watching State get blown out at home
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ yeah , better be . Y'all know what will happen if it's not soon chop chop
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ get a new pix
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ well see . I don't know she's talking to me later ! Stop being stupid tho
MY BABY SHOWER IS SATURDAY SUPER EXCITEDD !
Have not hit the speedbag in months ( they were deflated and we lost the pump ) well I found the pump and found out I hadn't lost my touch
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ well just wear thongs all summa
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ YES ! YOU LOVE IT !
Gotta love the crazy guy at the bus stop screaming and yelling songs about red coats and British people .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ your asking to get laughed at by putting it on twitter lol #clumsy
The Pittsburg Steelers look like bumble bees .. Haha
Oh you're gonna kill me and then shit on my grave ? A little harsh don't ya think ? #classy
Cam Meekins puts me in a good mood
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ senior trip baby
Throwing computers out of car windows like it's my job #FuckStreetSigns
1 year ago today , .... Vanilla cake . _TWITTER-ENTITY_
Hey guess what ? I'm in love ... I don't care who knows it ❤️
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I know I know it's what I do
Adam is so miserable , SMILE ☺
With ahj ,
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ Eric if I was actually doing this I would have already made at least $15 from your foolishness
accidentally spilt red wine all over my dressed in white mother
# _TWITTER-ENTITY_ is my new favorite show . #BadHolidays Canadian Thanksgiving
Moving out of the dorms tomorrow and I couldn't be more excited .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I know what you mean ! When I see him it will have been a year so I feel like he should be afraid of me attacking him
Can't wait to hear this _TWITTER-ENTITY_
I've had fun this week so far !
Time for bed ... #finals
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I LITERALLY JUST SCREAMED ...
Poor cowboy fans #interceptions
Someone better make plans with me
I'm in such a good fucking mood right now !
I didn't have to do my project !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ lmao fuck you thunder you can suck my dick
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahahah , wouldn't doubt it though . But it's okay because she stalks every single thing I do so it's fine !
The fact that she thinks I'm just gonna give up
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ trying to do it now
when I come into the chat bloods being spilt !!!!
Such a great night tonight ! So happy ! ( Except for the Steelers )
FINALLY #Castle MONDAY !!
You have the right to remain sexy
Weekends plans & gt ; & gt ; & gt ;
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you can't hide from it
I have way to much energy for my own good right now !
I'm a very impatient person lets go
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ it shall be done !!
Me and _TWITTER-ENTITY_ are meant to be evidently #MASH
I can't wait for this weekend #tooexcited
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ can't blame it on the hair color
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Haha I know right !
My brother hasn't even been here for 10 minutes and my mom already has him on a ladder outside cleaning windows
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Even if it's listening to random and creepy songs on Pandora bahaha !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ only you
Get up get up we came to get down
found my headphonessss
Michael sleeping & lt ; & lt ; & lt ; & lt ; & lt ; .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you look bangin'!! I love you so much , Kase ! Bout time someone joined my committee
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I found some of us a couple months ago and I was going to post one but it was just too embarrassing
601th tweet goes to _TWITTER-ENTITY_ & amp ; _TWITTER-ENTITY_ because they were late !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ is a stupid cunt !
looking forward for tomorrow because NEW PLL & amp ; GIRL CODE
Benchwarmers is the funniest movie
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ is making me want some ice cream . #thestruggleisreal
Soooo how many times are you gonna post the same picture ?! Lol
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ You're welcome .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ wait till his mates find out !!!
Just want to ride some carnival rides
I just love _TWITTER-ENTITY_ and our pulled pork cheese sandwiches
can't believe Ashley gagged while trying sushi for the first time
First time going to bed before 2am for the last three weeks . My . Life . Is . Awesome . ✊
Movie 43 with _TWITTER-ENTITY_
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ get to work and stop snapchatting
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ alright
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ haha , yeah ! now that I think about it . #starving
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ bottoms up ya frig heads
Who won the Auburn Alabama game ?
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ It's cute how they're saying all of that stuff , when they're obviously the ones that are incest . Have you seen them ?
There's nothing better than the excitement that comes from my mother when she beats another level of candy crush
The Big Bang theory is actually hilarious .
Finally in Duluth gonna see this carrrr
Fuck shark week ..... Jackass is on !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ ahh please elaborate on what that feels like since I'll never get to experience such a feeling
That run and workout > & gt ; & gt ; #greatmorning
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ what's your favorite exotic animal ? Lol
My girlfriend is outta my league . Kinda scared for when she realizes that .
Getting dorm stuff tomorrow ! _TWITTER-ENTITY_
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I'm like dying haha make the laughter stop
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ making fun of how bad the patriots have been lately & gt ; & gt ; & gt ; & gt ; & gt ; & gt ;
Can't wait to see how many times Kasey says the word hashtag tonight ! _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_
Adam Corolla , despite the language , is pretty funny !
Getting antsy .....
finally getting all my mac songs back !
Kiss my scar like my little sister does so I know it's real ☺
Dear everyone without an iPhone , ☺✨✌
Everyone's acting like they out of school for good and shit when it's only spring break
Should I finish my homework tonight or do it all on Saturday and Sunday ? I'll do it on Saturday and Sunday because I'm a procrastinator .
Lol not gonna lie , i'm honestly very nervous for this commercial , you all will see it
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ what is it ?
Y'all .. The way my dad acts when he's watching football is just .. It's like the man has money on the game ..
My aunt thinks she's cool because she's got a twitter
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I didn't mean to make that sound bitchy lmao but yes can't wait
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ Dude me too
And the commercials begin
Oh the conversations you have when your brother is also your BFF
Saw a lighting bug ! #excited #summer
Out new head coach Is from oaks christian
I know I'm teasing the crap out of my vegetarian roommate when I grill ham or bacon in the morning
I Want A Blue Laffy Taffy Or Air Head .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I have no apatite too so it's allllllll yours
Your quick to talk shit about something you know nothing about
WHERE IS CARL ?!
Can I please just go golf ?? I need some practice so I can play in the Masters next year . #WishfulThinking
The Snapchats i sent _TWITTER-ENTITY_ today were rated R for everything terrible/filthy you could possibly think of hahahaha
On the bright side I now hove time to study for a test that's in 2hrs
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ calls me so randomly , and it's too funny .
Made the highest test grade in psych !!!! Heck yesssssss !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ whenever we want
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ or maybe go harder at the gym so your tired at night kiddingggg
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I really had to take like 2 deep breaths to stop laughing , these fucking blasians man .
Sometimes my friends are bitches
Colin's bacon posts
And I get to throw disc tomorrow . ! The only thing that's gonna get me through that test !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ jels ! I'm just blown with the munchies
Avery Made Bar Finals !!!!
OK . We get it .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you'll take a picture with me right ?
Will be in the same room as Zach Galifianakis in less than 4 days
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ haha I did recently too
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ it's a surprise
lets just hope the roads aren't too slippery so I don't have a repeat of yesterday morning
So our homecoming theme was Newsome's last year ....
Can't wait to get fugggggin wasted tomorrow at 10am with _TWITTER-ENTITY_
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I'm like fuu-reaking out here ! My nerves are insane
Anchorman 2 time ! so excited
Hmmmm ... Maybe I will stop by the French market tomorrow after my job interview to get one
This night was so weird .
I shake my leg when I lay down ... Everyone hates it
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ ur such goofball .. when your mad , you kinda look like #blackice
Maybe I'm just a little crazy
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I love you and _TWITTER-ENTITY_ thank you for making me tweet way more than I should've last night . Lmfao
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ why not both ?
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Hey I haven't met you . And this is crazy . Come to Wisconsin . Lambeau maybe ? hahha
They put chocolate inside of the cereal tho hahahahah _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_
Found some back up beer
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ lol idk I saw some dude tweet about girls sitting on sinks to make their ass look bigger in pictures . Lol dumbasses
The only reason I wanna join any military thing would be so I can get in shape ...
I'll never get up for work in the morning
Comedy show tonight ! #casino
Sitting next to a seriously loud family from Jersey on the bus ... accents and all ! The people you meet at _TWITTER-ENTITY_ !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ yes yes yes haha #thuglife
that's so stupid
I looooove that they play the Lopez show every night , even on weekends
The Charleston gym is minuscule and like 90 degrees I swear
One happy camper
Should be fun #yeahright
I love when my nail girl talks just as much shit as I do #LoveHer
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ nahh , I just suck at hockey
But you guys should know I just car surfed while drifting
Cope got us new calculators . I feel like a nerd on Christmas morning !! _TWITTER-ENTITY_ #ithascolor
FINALLY FINALLY FINALLY AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Work 8am-11am , class for 5 hours , then 3 more hours of work andddd I haven't gone to bed yet
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ woooo !! If I'm better ! Don't wanna risk it
7 days left of school
I wanna go on a mission right nowwWWWW !!!!! I can't wait till I can go ! #iwannabe19
Just watched a bitch drop her iPhone 5s & amp ; crack the screen ! Damn that blows omie
I was going to get up .. but then I realized I have nothing to do .. so why literally about to pass out
I mean I'm not gonn say it too her face but ...
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ So creative ! Two claps for John
Only 7 1/2 hours until _TWITTER-ENTITY_ see _TWITTER-ENTITY_ again ! It's about to weird
The snapchat I just got from _TWITTER-ENTITY_ of _TWITTER-ENTITY_ ....
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ big dreams for a big brain
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I come home on Saturday !!!!!
Gotta get a shot tomorrow
Lmao talking for a month and he's already throwing the L word around high school relationships are a joke
My moms driving makes me so nauseous and my friends thought my driving was bad
I'm so happy right now
Ps4 . In . 14 . Hours . Omg . .
I can't believe Ben sent that to my mom .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ haha ill take care of her outside work
Amy what are you doing ? I'm horizontal running
OMFG _TWITTER-ENTITY_ IS COMING .
Going to see Bad Grandpa
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ old man
If you need a good laugh just watch one of the Jackass movies ! I forgot how funny they are
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ haha aww I'll stay later next time
Jammin to jv Christmas album in the show
Up with the high schoolers today . _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_
People think I have a snapchat problem now ... Wait unt GTA comes out on tues
Stranglers with my sista . _TWITTER-ENTITY_
This CLEMSON vs FSU game is about to be live !!!!!
Reallyyyy impressed with my call log
Basically a month and 13 days til I get my license
The commercial where the little girl goes \I like coffee now !!!!! " #getsmeeverytime "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ lol and I only skip the classes that dont take attendance ... Which is all of em
So glad that senior awards banquet is over . Got my honor society sashes though
I'M FREEEEE !!!!!
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Psh .. Dennis Rodman just went there .. I don't think we need to be concerned
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I'd prob would throw my phone at a wall . just block em
And titanic is on today with a glee marathon ... Possibly the best tv day of my life #score
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ just refer to her as ' mother bread '
Off to brooking like a G while my rooms sits at home like a loser _TWITTER-ENTITY_
I don't know if this is just me or the people I was with but A Haunted House was hilarious #iwasdying #thewholetime
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahahahaa
I'm tempted to send snapchats on snapchats until she wakes uppppppp
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ why the longggg face ?
Car troubles will be the death of me I swear
The fact that I'm still in bed #lazygirlproblems
Finally , no headache . It's been too long
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ lol so true !
If I had a dollar for everyone's Instagram posts of the sunset , I'd be rich ! Ha
I finally made it home
My mom thought I had a new boyfriend because I posted about how I love Cal from _TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahaha #iwish
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ lol she's like don't you like it cold ?? I'm like uh .. I like it spreadable ... Hahaha she goes yeah that's nice too !
I really love emojis
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ plus it's not like I have anything Seminole to wear its all ruined by the number ' 70 ' from last yr
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ lol !!! I never thought of that !
Ohh got me drooling .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ lolololololol were are you we miss you
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ Cody getting some action in action in the background
derek just called me caddie ..
Shit happens ..... I mean , look at your face
being in the fitting room all day better mean I get lots of visitors .. hint hint everyone
I want a Cadillac I get what I want to
on a side note , it's Friday ... you know what that means !
Family feud always makes me laugh with the ridiculous answers people give
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ 9 days to be exact !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ no worries
Had a GREAT time last night ..... I can even remember some of it !!!!!!
Just saw miss precious sitting at panera bread LMAO . _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_
Getting gas is an emotional experience . One minute I'm happy to have a full tank and the next I'm depressed from the amount it cost me .
Hahaha nothing makes me laugh harder then spongebob
Balla likes his women THICK
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ LOL I hope you mean working out lol
Well son of a bitch .
bahahah tyyyyy !
No one to share this with but it's okay
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ we appreciate it
I swear I'm not a druggie .
Bo2 zombies with the boys
My plans for Nee Years Eve are falling thro ! Hmu if you need something to do !!
home in 9 days ⭐️ Christmas in 14 . life would be just a little better if I didn't have 6 exams between now and then
We have discovered tonight that _TWITTER-ENTITY_ and I have identical terrible laughs ! And it makes me laugh more when I laugh bc of it ☺️
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Shiiit , you won't do it !
This movie got me feelin ' some type of way .... ☺️
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ something bro it's been a year and their still tripping over that . Smh2x
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ it's fucking throbbing . You're lucky I don't beet your ass .
I miss _TWITTER-ENTITY_ Im to hyper to not be with my hyper friend right now !!
☀ At last ! Thought this day would never come .
I convince my sister to get a snapchat hehehe _TWITTER-ENTITY_
I just saw on the news that a subway employee put his dick on the bread , his hand looked kinda dark , was that you _TWITTER-ENTITY_ ?
Last day of work , then I'm on maternity leave ! I can do this !!
Hahaha the ain't nobody have time time for that episode is on Tosh . 0 right now
No one understands how excited I am for Black Friday .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ but really . get ya ass over here .
This is my 1st time on twitter in 4 days !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ guess I'm not cool enough for you to stop in the dinning hall
AMERICAN HORROR STORY IS GOING IN TN ! ❤
Catching Fire . was . amazing . OMG . And I'm glad I know what happens in the third one or else I'd be mad about that cliffhanger at the end
ayeeee _TWITTER-ENTITY_ the owers " are sickkkkk ! & amp ; your room has the most beautiful view ! "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ how about no
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ haha never if you're around _TWITTER-ENTITY_
Luckily my mom said if i dont open the packages til xmas she'll reimburse me
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ also the temptations , bob marley , and Stevie wonder are in there so your argument is invalid
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ when we take this ?!
Snapchatting is TOO great !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ and I just learned how to screenshot ! WATCH OUT PEOPLE
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ not meaning to be weird or anything ☺☺
About to pee myself
I get to see Tessa tonight !!!!!!!!!!! #SooooExcited #BeenTooLong _TWITTER-ENTITY_
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ this one don't know squat bout Tobacco Road , take that ish back to Bakersfield
I just wanna yolo tonight
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahaha . I can listen to it as long as they aren't talking about corn fields , tractors , or any kind of hillbilly things .
When you get outta highschool , you miss a lot of juicy gossip & amp ; drama . Like you may not get to hear about something new for over a month .
It's the little things in life you have to appreciate . Like , sticking your feet out a window if it's a long drive
why has #oomf been on my mind lately ?
My tech exam was completely bullshit
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahahah oh my it is .
Nervous for tomorrow
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ just ask a 2nd grader , they're learning that too
I don't think mike knows what to say to me cause I'm sad . He just stopped texting me back .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I heard an interesting story about you today
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ yahoo msnger , I member msn was always updating lol , yahoo chat room .. asl ... lucky bas's now days !!
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ No Way haha ! Well im glad you made it ! . Hopefully the car stayed together
& amp ; we're the rednecks !?
My bio teacher
\i think we all got a little chubby , not to be mean " - _TWITTER-ENTITY_ "
Girls with muffin tops wearing crop tops .. Probably the funniest shit ever . At least tuck them in or tape them down or something .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ Yeah I want the Shat all to myself !!!
A jealous girl can do better research than FBI . A determined guy can hide secrets better then CIA .
My dad just gave me the \please don't date any more losers " talk . trust me , that will not happen . Only winners for me ♎️ "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ take some notes
We eat while workin out _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_
Worlds gym Cheektowaga _TWITTER-ENTITY_ 5
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I wang one so bad now aha
My dads opening a pawn shop and a Chinese Resturant say what !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ oh they defiantly helped !!
Just want the weekend to be here
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I put on for my city on on for my city
I just tickled myself .... Who knew it was possible !
Just driving around a neighborhood going in circles till I find someone's house
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ tryin to get me to sign up for the the talent contest
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I be back in EXACTLY 2 WEEKS
Well , me enrolled in a summer class lasted one day
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ no nara im right lol kidding i have no clue what im talking about
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ and I are basically BFF's with the FPPD now .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ we go hard , Thomas .... your jealousy radiates from that tweet
Buuuut .. Let's whoop some astronauts tonight !!
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ ✨3⃣⤵⤴↩↪🆒✳♏♓✔ my life at the moment
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I'm recommending you stick with school haha
Can't wait until next week to go on vacation at Disney World !! ✈️
best news by far . Damn everything happens for a reason #Heavens
Life today is about what you make it to be , form whatever God allows use to make it into .. ☺️☀️
what a great day
Lol . Everyone's thoughts are totally wrong . Soo I sit back & amp ; laugh at your assumptions .
What's there to do today ?
text me lovers
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ missed my girl Jay ! Will definitely be seeing a ton of her this break ☺️
Electric is BACK !!!!!! ☺
I can't believe one of my best friends gets married tomorrow .. This is so surreal . #GrowingUp I'm going to be an emotional wreck . ☺️❤️
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ it's quicker
At least me and one direction have something in common now , we've both watched Orlando Magic play live ! #imdesperate
Life can bring you only what you allow it too
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you're so welcome !! I miss you already I'll be back ! Then we can play the drive though game and scout out some guys
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ needs to come work where I work . It would be too fun .
Props to you girl for curling your hair to come take this exam , cause I didn't even brush mine
\I plead the fifth . " " I'll pinch your nipples til the fifth comes outta ya !! " #BrbDying "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ well I won't die so I'm into that
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ BAHAHA I'm literally dying #dying #sotrue
Jerry Springer & gt ; & gt ;
Ice Ice Baby came on the radio and he was singing every word and dancing whole I was trying to drive
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahahah he must have liked that
Glad _TWITTER-ENTITY_ can't save these videos
Officially done with my first final in American Public Policy ! Now how long can I keep this 4 point up ? I give it three days .
I would never forget our little Olive Garden date but come back I miss you !
Kay Kay , have you snuck in my room and taken some of my hydros ? You acting cray .
Change of plans .. Willow park zoo
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you tweet this when we're learning not to , RIGHT now
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ What are you trying to say ? That I forced ya to send those amazing compliments ?! Hahahahahaha
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ ⚾ #sosexy #baseballbuttsdrivemenuts
Getting my new glasses
The fact that I get to spend NYE with all of my best friends tomorrow is making me the happiest person ever ! ❤️
2 hour Skype date with my best friend ? Check ! Planning our California trip in August ? Check ! Only a month and a half until we are reunited
Feels so good to be with other people who love country
My grandma's drunk off two pounders , hahahah she can't handle her beer like I can
The news I just heard from my coach right now .... #lovemyteam #watchout
It's only 9:32 and I'm drunkkk
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ yep !
and drove me redneck crazy
You make me super happy
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ ☺ tell me how this looks
Fitness room is literally a room Ran 18 golf holes for cardio Not supposed to do that #oops
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ we are all really just tryna make it .. Pretty crazy
Tonight was pretty fucking great ✌
Just a random tweet about oomf's
Looking forward to a new episode of CM tnite
Drastic change in my mood from like an hour ago . How are we winning ?
That was intense to say the least
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I think I know who that ones about .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ she's not ... I'm the older Kristy
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Not even . I'm dead serious .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ OH MY GOSH , REALLY ?! ❤ OF COURSE BABE , I do !!
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I take about 10 naps a day
He said she fucked the whole crew tho
It's been 4 years since _TWITTER-ENTITY_ has been to Columbus ... I smell a tour coming in 2014 !!
Guess who went to class even though he told us Friday that it was cancelled today ? THIS GIRL #lol
Yayyyy ! I get to see some of my class tonight ! #MissThem I live in Chadron and have hardly seen any of them all semester
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I walked in my house and my mom was screaming at the TV because of it
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ yes we do !
Hold up wait swoop !
If you don't have Clumsy Ninja app , you're missing out . It's so much fun !!!
100 A+ on my 8 page Informative Speech Outline on Ruby-throated Hummingbirds in Public Speaking . YESSSSS . Three hours of work paid off .
Trying to do some research and I end up on a clothing website . Explains my concentration
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ not me , I was just sayin
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ thanks dude ! Be ready for tonight #cray
Watching some Boondock Saints before I watch the Broncos pound the Ravens
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ haha I see how it is !!! No your all good
Can you not
Goodnight up at 4am for work ✌️
My parallel parking skills could really use some work ..
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ nope . I must have a twin/ mom look alike
I'm looking at Canada right now , too bad I can't step on it
I love fruit snacks
You can really tell a lot about a person by looking at their favorites
I just wanna work for Mary Kay and get a pick Cadillac
Maybe since I only have class twice a week next semester I'll actually look nice .... Hahahaha nahhhh
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you love that emoji
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ sounds ... Cool ?
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ the funny thing is I say that to my girls back in Kato except sometimes I say assemble the sluts instead hahaha
Last day of class tomarrow And all the studying begins
Cleaning helps me release stress
It really is summer , but I need that diploma
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ maybe we need more friends ....
Ohio is too far away to drive . Anywhere is too far to drive . Oh well . IM GOING TO CEDAR POINT BEEITCH
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ yes it's very comfy !!
32 GB memory card came in . Endless hours of recording #ezoo
Sled riding is the move
And my extra credit for history bumped me up 5% I'm so happy
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ He had his uniform on and everything so I figured I didn't want to upset him so I went for the pie option ...
The kitchen boys are down with the clown tonight
The last hour and a half was just too much spent 45 of that trying to find the hospital
Bring on baby Zoey ! We're waiting on your grand arrival lady ... _TWITTER-ENTITY_
The only Disney thing I have is the bracelet _TWITTER-ENTITY_ got me from Disneyland this summer . ☺️
Drifting in the middle school parking lot haha this is definitely a pretty solid night #Merica
I wonder what _TWITTER-ENTITY_ put in that kid's ham & amp ; cheese ... there is one incredibly hyper child in the backseat of the car right now !!
Online shopping will be the death of my bank account #gotthebombestshoes
dude we're neighbors now ! _TWITTER-ENTITY_
This is going to be interesting .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ tommorow tommorow tommorow !!! #stoked
Just created my own sauna
When I had sun shine you all ha rain #bhahaha ☀
Rain , rain GO AWAY . Warm weather STAY , STAY . Wow I need sleep haha .
I'm gonna be gay these boys are no good
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ what do you mean must watch ? it didn't even come out yet !
Finally finished homework , at least I'm trying ! #procrastination
The only reason I know the lyrics to cruise is because of _TWITTER-ENTITY_ haha
I need this
Yayayayayay he's got bieber fever
You know you're tight with your cousins when you go out of your way to go pick up a drunk one
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ HURRY UP BISH . WE HAVE SOME FUCKIN CELEBRATIN TO DO .
I wasn't listening so gramma had to raise her voice , LOL .. made me laff
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ I'm not skipping
HAPPY 6-12 _TWITTER-ENTITY_
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ two of my favorite things !
Oh geez , thanks tucker for barking your squeaky little bark all night . I didn't want to sleep tonight anyways
Can't wait for the premiere of _TWITTER-ENTITY_ #Coven #AmericanHorrorStory
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I got off at 1045 ! Jokes on you !
I'm in a reeeeeaaaaaallllllllyyyyyy good mood
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I'm too excited !!!
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I can tell . Like OMG ewh
Finally I get to go see catching fire .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ so happy I made the cut #besties
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ jealous of my plans tonight . she's a loser .
I am too hyper right now to be sitting at a desk working
Fairs are my favorite thing in the summer . And the smell of fair food is my fav
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ creep central
My mom is getting turnt
Mary is so stressed out already and it's not even 10
Going to Wapak tomorrow through the day after Christmas -- come say goodbye to me forever if you love me !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ meatheads and stir crazy
Watching #TheOffice w/ my dad
Haha Joel got caught wiping his cat on that story ! It's too funny
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ ❤❤I love you
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ well just for future reference . you're a sophomore , you will have to write plenty more
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ your weekend will suck .
I just want to spend the rest of my life laughinggg
Cant wait for luke bryan tomorrow with _TWITTER-ENTITY_
Noodles and company & amp ; WCAR
House to ourselves tonight ?! #YESSSS
Hey Tyler , Yoda man !
I get to see my brother tomorrow !! #thecitadel #missedhim
I think every time I post something you get a notification or on the other hand you could just be stalking my shit #IDGAF
enemies come out when summer hits
I swear , it's felt like I've been carless forever ... I don't know what to do with myself . This is an emotional rush
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ yay best friends
My check was bigger than expected , that's always a plus
I only tweet raunchy at night
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ and I were liting it up last night #AMERICANLITERATUREPROBZ
Billy has to pee .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ it's funny but I did my best and that's all I can ask for
The next two weekends are gonna be way too much fun .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ even if it's an accident
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ oh whatever , don't believe you
Work 4-8 then off until Tuesday . #weekendisalmosthere
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ just put Doritos in salad
i get to see _TWITTER-ENTITY_ sooooooo soooon !!!!!
Only two weeks more of school days
This bitch is a stage five clinger lmfaoo
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ haha honestly I don't care anymore the worse she gets the bigger bitch I'm gonna be
But in all reality she's probably drugged to the max and talking to her dog
But I will be making bank so it's all good
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ that doesn't surprise me at all
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ it's cool I know you were messing
Yyaaaayyyyyy finally a friend that's down to hit the beach with me
These 5 lane California highways are crazy , Cali drivers are the same if not WORSE then us NJ drivers
Cody is such a fag omg haha why do I even love him
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I never shut up in the first place ....
January 6th needs to hurry the fuck up and get here already . _TWITTER-ENTITY_ #cantwait #soexcited
New South Park tonight
I guess holly is coming over
Who wants me to cook for them
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ Leave it to us to be so last minute on this but can't wait to see y'all!!
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ Brad always gets so defensive .
i still ain't figured out why it's the golden gate bridge but it's red ? .. lmfao .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Hah ! Okay , Caleb ..
Tori is stomping around like big foot above us
macklemore is god
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I didn't even see this until now !!! Thank you so much ! ❤ And I know Im sooo excited ❤☺
Watching This is the End .
Barb BQ time
“ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ : It's been too long since I've visited Kansas . Can't wait to see _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ ”I can't wait to see you !
Texas tonight !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ my guy best friend . no drunk texts yet .
Chris gonna be upset with me
28 bucks gets me near a full tank now
I totally just laughed out load ... My roommates are going to stab me lol I'm so sorry !!
The fact that _TWITTER-ENTITY_ just took the words out of my mouth and tweeted it and then said I was copying his tweets #smh
Yes I am one of those girls who is obsessed with Pretty Little Liars .
In ya face suckers that though we had school tomorrow
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahaha , everyone says that ! I guess it just comes naturally . I don't know .
Shopping Dayy .
Ride is playing on the radio !!!!
#FactsAboutJohnnyPrice can't be nice _TWITTER-ENTITY_
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ Best movie everrr #funnyshit #forreall
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahahahaha sounds like a good plan ! ☀
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ oh yeah ! You could put it with almost anything
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ lol I wasted so much class time talking about that , and a couple people think the same way I do
I could not stop laughing when _TWITTER-ENTITY_ hit her head . sorry !
Boards May 20th
Just stayed up till 5:30 am to watch \IT " . I'm already visioning some of the great nightmares I'll have tonight "
Nice to to know I'm a stuck up cookie cutter Christian
The switch never gets old , Jason batsmen is hilarious
Brother just brought me home five guys #siblinglove
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ It will be 3 after he tweets 2 more times .
I'm basically my own cheerleader
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ idk what they were thinking but hey I'm not a rapper
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ yes it is . you probably ate it all
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ what if Soy milk is just regular milk introducing itself in Spanish ?
I want to change my belly button ring already !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I'm not . If they're so good they should have won
i don't even know what happened last night i was that tired .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ your going to kill me sooner or later
Definitely a good night to drink my special mix of lokos and vodka
I'm lovin ' everyone's tweets rn
Doing so well with the not cussing as much stuff ! #winning !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I didn't see !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ just told me I could wear a toga for Halloween .. #no ✋
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ but your FAVORITE sister EVER comes home Thursday so that gives you something to look forward to and motivate you !
James today & gt ; & gt ; & gt ; & gt ; #sofunny
Ten more dayssss
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ It's awful ! I sometimes don't text back to people if their grammar and spelling is that gross . Haha #SorryNotSorry
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ YES !! No more seasonal depressing for me ! ☀️☀️
Emmett is sooo jealous of Lucky
New Mexican restraint opens this Saturday !!!!!! #exited
I can't wait till _TWITTER-ENTITY_ gets an iPhone next week
Larry King \popping and locking " "
OMG Tommy said if I ate this really nasty cheese stick he would get me lulu lemons ohhh guess who is getting lulus☺️
Don't need anyone but my whores _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ .
Happy Happy Happy ☺
It's so unlike me to say it , but I'm feeling fresh as can be right now
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I just want one !!
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ had a few panic attacks last night that's me doing deep breathing
\only trust people who like big butts , they cannot lie " lol "
When _TWITTER-ENTITY_ snapchats me while I'm sitting next to her lol
I've bought way to much school stuff .. & amp ; & amp ; I still wanna go shopping for more .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ that's me screaming
I love bad bitches #thatsmyfukinproblem
Back to high end rather than grime
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you know I'd do it for free
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ can't wait to see you Saturday we will have such a great time
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ that's what I'm sayin
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ very funny lol !!! Have fun in class
Today was a good day
When girls say there going to touch you and they don't
I may just pee myself I'm that excited ❤
Just tried to walk to the bathroom without the light on and walked straight into a wall .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I'm loling right meow
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahaha a goat has nothing on you girl !! lmao no liee
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ BAHAHAHA OH MY GOD
This couple is in every class together .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ next weekend ill be home for 2 days then come home again that same tuesday for break !!! so very soon !
Hatty for Tazer
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ so does _TWITTER-ENTITY_ but she's weird so it's excusable
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ is that what that said ? I can only read English
I am to nice
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ is happy she can now retweet my tweets ...
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I still can't believe that bill said floor-licking butt boy !!!
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ tell me something I don't know
That algebra 2 test woo good thing I can study more tonight and finish it tomorrow
“ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ : Tyler just told me that he thinks I have shin splints because of the length of my leg hair ..... Is that possible” lmao YES !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ ok I'll go hahah I'm off this weekend
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I understand a lot of it and love hearing all the intriguing things it has to offer i just hate memorizing
Reggie bush better quit doin them boys like that .
I just want to board the plane so I can have some animal crackers !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I thought you're on a date ? No tweeting while dating ....
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ you guys wanna go to the store after you get off ?? I will get some beer to !
Saw Tommy Johnagin at the #FunnyBone in #Columbus it's was hysterical !! _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_
\Is she that girl with the blonde hair ? She seems like she's quiet but gets crazy " _TWITTER-ENTITY_ what the guy at tan factory said bout you today "
My shoes and socks were killin ' the game tonight .
Two more days until i move into my new house
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ ill be in the corner
If anyone pisses me off from now until to tomorrow morning that is suppose to get a cookie .. Ill just eat the cookie that was yours .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I . CANT . WAIT .
Pilates kicked my ass this morning .
I got GTA Vice City on my phone ! #NoMoreSchoolWork
Talking business with my dad gets me so amped because one day I'll be taking it over
I absolutely LOVE tea !!! Ohh and even better Gabrielle blessed me with the amazing tea from Scotland !
Petra Greenidge is going to be a big fuckin deal someday . Mark my words people . That recital was life changing . ☺
I fucking hate being a girl . But I do have a blast being one
lol the good morning Christmas text I sent to a _TWITTER-ENTITY_ & gt ; & gt ; & gt ; & gt ; & gt ; & gt ; & gt ; & gt ; #Perfect
I'm so glad we don't have any school Tuesday
16 in one hour
I laugh every time I hear what the tour guides are saying to potential Freshmen
In just over 11hrs I get my new _TWITTER-ENTITY_ iPhone 5 32gb black & slate
honestly today was just a good day
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I hope you never feel sad again boo my poem is freaking amazing
I knew _TWITTER-ENTITY_ would retest my last tweet .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ and she's trying to sue that's great
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahahahahaha this is great
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ do it
While the rest of you shut your eyes and sleep , I have to sit with ice packs on my eyes
So excited for the weekend
At Herriman baseball field they okay country music while practicing . And at Juan Diego , they play pop music . #weird
yessss ! its friday ! one classgetting $today & amp ; it's gonna be in the 70's
Indians game today with _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ #Pumped ⚾
I'm in a weird mood today
Felt like poop earlier , took some pills . Too many lol
The highway DC
Signs is my favorite syfy movie ever ✨
I've missed Poopy
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahahahahaha ! Sorry I couldn't resist ! Took you long enough though !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ sometimes it happens that way man , it does , I tell you what bro
Wow it's this early and I'm already hearing stories about last nightyou go d-town .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ SO happy for you and excited for the wedding !!!!
I FINALLY passed level 65 on Candy Crush ! #VICTORY #nowineedtickets
I've ate so many random Vegas treats I'm gonna vom
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I can't wait to go to another football game this season with you ! Woohoo #OSUvsNU ❤️
If there is anyone more boy crazy than me it would definitely be my nanny kids they love it when I talk about boys !
Being in Oxford makes me cry on the inside bc I miss college that much . Even though OU poops on Miami .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ the things your tweeting about the case & gt ; & gt ; & gt ; & gt ; & gt ;
Feels good to be lazy sometimes
Got a sun burn . Not complaining . ☀
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ tonight is gonna be sucha good night !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ lolol I think that's as #sus as it gets
how many of your boyfriends are older than you .. see ..
I know have the day off ... Gym time
I'm glad I've kept up with #WhoDunnit
I have so much energy right now . omg .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Hahaha I willllll ! She's so funny !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I'm not making fun of you , I'm just laughing at what you just said !
It's too big , it's too wide , it's too strong , it won't fit , it's too much , you got a big .. #Ego #Beyonce
i love the self-appointed law enforcers who flash brights/honk if I pass them as they drive 15 UNDER due to the two snowflakes on the road
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ awhhh but I still love ya
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ lol not cool
So much for a girls day #failedplans
She's atleast 17 or 18 just on a scooter trying to do tricks and she is not doing well
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Hahaha I guess your right !
Day one of taking pre workout and protein shakes & amp ; I already feel like I wanna run around and around and arounnnnd #hyper ✌
When my dad texts me , and he texts like a teenager ...
Lol nothing is awkward with meee
Ughh saw that ' thing ' again today #naassttyyyyy at least I have you to joke about it with
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ always knew you were the cheap one .....
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ HOW PROUD ARE YOU OF TITUS ??? #oxygen #askriker
the shower . I'm really enjoying the smell of my house tbh
“ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ : I got a name for girls who drink beer , listen to country music and watch football . Keepers . ” If only it were that simple
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ should be your first !!
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ quit trying to act hard you are annoying
No headaches . ☝
My boyfriend would keep 2 rolls in his pocket from the restaurant just to throw and shove in my mouth ... this is war _TWITTER-ENTITY_
Oh wait does that mean that I wanna make out with you ? I'm sorry . I take it back . _TWITTER-ENTITY_
The fact that I'll be back at Disney World in 3 weeks . ☺ #woohoo #GoMe
Holy crap ..... Just got my ARDMS email confirming I am set and have 90 days to schedule and take my physics board
Going clubin with my girl tomorrow _TWITTER-ENTITY_
Thank god I only work an hour or two today !
The conversation I'm having via text across the gym with _TWITTER-ENTITY_ .. #priceless ❤
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I think I spend about 90% of my time at work on Twitter
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ lol I can tell
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ snap chats make me happy
Typos in a text message never cease to make me laugh . lol
ONE MORE WEEK UNTIL I GET TO SEE DEVAN !!! ☺⚓❤
thats my kinda night
Paranormal activity is on ! Looks like I'll be up all night !!
I turn 16 in exactly 2 months !!
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Thank you ! You're a life saver
Someone text me .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ just said I'm gunna be dumb high LMFAO
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ so do something else fun !
Hope that _TWITTER-ENTITY_ hands got better .
Currently spending my night watching _TWITTER-ENTITY_ videos ! ❤️
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ how in the heck does that work ? There's not that much room back there .
When You Sleep For 10 Hours -Ahhhh The Best Feeling ☺
At this point anything and everything is funny to me . #needsleep
I'm not saying your ugly , but you're about 35 teguila shots away from being my type .
Katie's mom laughs at everything lol
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ I would if I wasn't a nerdwith no caror licenseBut I am
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I just don't understand why guys don't want us ....
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I did .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Lol no that's from the lack of Taco Bell daily .
#CatchingFire was on point !!!!
Oh my god , one of them looked at me #imbeat
KICK-ASS w/ _TWITTER-ENTITY_
Sending in my pin design today
Counting down the days until I see _TWITTER-ENTITY_ #lessthantwoweeks
I'll be landing in Michigan in 12 hours . ✋
I win the bet
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ lol not really but I'll txt ya
I could write a series of books on relationships and why they're stupid
My whole twitter feed is filled with tweets about the Eagles game its insane
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ do I get to work with you this weekend
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hi friendddd
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I hope your night got better ☺️
OMG I'm so excited for fall because of pumpkin spice lattes from Starbucks !!
See I love the girls that act like they know me
Whenever I work this many doubles in a row I find myself looking at presents during my down time for myself . #onlineshopping
⌛ Time is going by so fast
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ oh good .
When my friends bring me Starbucks at the pool
my mood just took a complete 360
I'm always laughing at everything especially when I'm alone .. I'm just that funny of a person but really , y'all .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ yeah cause everyone is on/waiting for the elevator
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I hate myself
Deciding whether or not to go out is always the biggest decision I have to make while in school
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ Well ... that a GOOD thing . For us .
Lol you're not fooling anyone by your \I just wanted to see you smile and be happy again " tweets . Everyone knows you're a piece of shit "
Very successful day with _TWITTER-ENTITY_
#keyandpeele hilarious !!
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ cause your so sweet :P
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ haha not me ! I'm not that kind of girl but we know one who is hahaha
Duck pond for the meteor shower ! _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_
Racing Cadillacs ok I-80
Pot brownies .. I would never .....
Just made two different dinner plans while eating Ramon noodles
If I had a girlfriend our relationship would be like ☺❤
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ is losing her Big Mac virginity ! ❤
\A gentleman is a guy who can count the hairs on a girl's pussy without getting a hard-on . " #SayingsFromWork "
You're imagination is what has and will always get in your way
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ lmfao i got a 3 but i got 96% on the placement exam and they gave me full credit for the class haha yeah that's good idea
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ and that my friend is why presentation is everything .
I watch so many Netflix TV shows . So when I see a character appear in more than one show , I'm like #stoked
FRIDAY FRIDAY FRIDAY ☺
My mom told me I needed a social life . What mom me and my books can't be friends ?
Literally one of the best weekends that I've had in a while
Christmas is a week from today !
Pls someone try 2 take me out of this mood I am In I dare u pls
Come on steelers keep it up
2 pages down , 6 to go
“ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ : I don't think I've ever been this drunk when i woke up saves me money for beer today ” you are straight trash .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ your * ... way to not be cute .
Not even gonna bother to put on make up today
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ did you get my text ?!
I'm 75% Central just closed to give us all day to study ....
Leave for Pullman in exactly two weeks and couldn't be happier ! #iwannagonow
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you're welcome
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ yeah explain that one
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ haha alright
Geez I hope my niece will find a ride to get home after soccer practice #hmmm
I hope you know what I mean by that ... Or you're gonna be really confused
Surprise visit from the boyfriend after work made my night
Don't control our boyfriend control yourself , and your nagging . Do you understand ? No ? Cause your a dumb bitch .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ cannot deal ✋
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ well the soonest time to have one is in one year
I can always tell when pauly is irritated with me bc he calls me \Rylee Taylor " ✋ "
I Don't Think I Have Ever Been So Excited For My Phone To Die , #Lls .!
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ things should get interesting #cabs
The beauty of having lab after practice , muddy as everything
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ it's real , like I feel bad for the male species
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ go listen James actually talks about me , says my name everything , so fucking awesome
Mannnnn I love college
Stand when someone goes out they way to hit me up and just lie to me lol I can see if I asked and you lied but you hit me just to lie
Only two days left in westford !! So much to do and so little time
OMG this is the funniest thing that's happened all summer
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ EEEEKKK but no silly you are today is your special day !
I could play soccer all day everyday for the rest of my life without any worries .. ⚽
Going to the movies !!!!!!
It looks like rain
Just found the video on my iPad from the night of the whip cream fight _TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahaha .. took forever to get that shit outta my hair lol
I want to go to Roscoes !!!
well not sore anymore so that's good
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I LOVE YOU HARRY . No matter what you are doing , you never fail to make me smile . 0
I'm still in shock right now . #AHHHH
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ because I'm not a girl
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ come on now bryden ! if youre gonna post a video , ya gotta do a trick ! how bout a flip on that ski ?!
Those fresbees were dangerous . I got hit in the head with one . Lol
Still talking on the phone ... #5hoursstraight _TWITTER-ENTITY_
So you're all on one guy one night and now you're going out with another ,
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ I love my name !!
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ are you going to cry about it ?
I definitely just sent the creepiest snapchat
I have a whole hotel room to myselfff
Jamming to _TWITTER-ENTITY_ on the way to school
One week from now & amp ; ill be on my way to Winona ✌
Last day of school
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ something Chinese !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ no one asked for you opinion . But I love you too . I guess ..
My uncle mike
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahahahaha I'm not sure that's gonna fix the problem this time !! Hahahaha
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ oh my god hahahahaaha
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Haha keep it I dare you ! Lol that'd be so funny
I watched somebody hypnotize a chicken tonight . It's been interesting ...
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ thanks girrrll , thanks for being here for me #✌
Black girl in white yoga pants #bootywurk
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ haha I really didn't
Overly ecstatic that I get to go home after this class
Love you so much pups ! #missyou
Let's do this and change the world !! I feel God moving , shifting , and shaping an awesome future ! Tomorrow , I am ready for you #sytycd
logged into our bb & b registry and it tells me we're getting married in 69 days . since i'm a mature adult , i'm tweeting about it .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ at least we can pick girls up XD
Person at mandees is seriously dancing to my music
The fact that my two year old daughter asked me if she was gonna get boobs today still cracks me up .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ #Bahahaha #Yoouuuu Laughing so hard I woke Joey up !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ no the cooks are slow as hell and I just wait ...
Immediately fluffing my hair whenever Dan brings hot college guys over .
Oh my lanta
Lilly Pulitzer year book
First time watching Ted and the accents really had me listening close
I love ME !!!!!
Thank u everybody . I'll be here at the same time tomorrow !
overslept and missed my first class .... not getting up at 5:30 AM confuses my sleep schedule
Holy cow . Is it pissy Wednesday ? #behappy
This movie is just too much
Hey , it's Saturday !
You can go online & amp ; donate money to pay for someone's meal at Chick-fil-a ( a catholic restaurant ) on Good FRIDAY .. their menu is 95% meat
I love my hair now can't wait till Kaiden comes so I can color it
I just pray when I get home that _TWITTER-ENTITY_ is not there , like always
Burnin up by the Jonas Brothers is my jam
I love the Macy's commercial with _TWITTER-ENTITY_ ! So funny . Still love her
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I can dig it . #WhySoSerious ?
If you don't smile during the freinds theme song . I don't like you #lovelikenoother
I be on the block damn near everyday posted with that 30
Grey's Anatomy & gt ; & gt ; & gt ; & gt ; & gt ; .
I just can't control my laughter when I hear Family Reunion by Blink 182 .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ jealous Liz u didn't get to cuddle with us
My night was a blast .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you're right !
Happy thanksgiving , cowboys fans !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ thank you !! It only took me like 3 hours to write lol
Awhhhh yeahhh and the drama queens sent packing !! #TheBachelor
Friends with benefits ❤
Much **** #vialasttweet
I just want someone to surprise me
Hope you didn't need these clothes because they are all shredded don't need scum around my house .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ yeah I agree if your gonna add a smiley face at lease try or what Taylor does is smiley face
I actually don't think I could be any happier right now
Butter my buns and call me a biscuit !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ as if .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Really ? I've had that for like a week or so lol .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ come over During spring break ! I'll give You a tattoo and we wont tell shellie
I've never loved anyone
In love with my new rings
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ almost fall over when you were flipping me off in the parking lot ? #suckkerrr
I'm so anxious for tomorrow I simply can't stand it
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Omg ! I was hoping you didn't see me ... Lol I was lookin rough oh gosh those were the days haha ..
THE ELDERLY COUPLE WON A BRAND NEW CAR
My 9yo And I Can Now Have Whole Conversations Quoting Movies . Lol
Finish take home exam✅ , finish paper✅ , finish PowerPoint for presentation✅ . Just one presentation tomorrow stands between me and freedom !!
My initial response to \How're you ? " Is " Good ! " Even when I'm not doing so hot . Haha not used to not being 100% happy "
it's gonna be an early morning
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ yes , yes I am ! muahahahahaha !
Am I really playing super smash bros melee at 2 am .....? Wow can't deal with how cool I am
Had the weirdest dream last night
Oh my god I can't wait for Saturday turn up
Rocking the full on homeless look today
it's pretty bad if your science teacher lets you bring in a box of tissues for 10 bonus points
Stop trying to act like you know Spanish !
MOST DEFIANTLY excited for spring break #meeeeeheeeecoe can't come soon enough
I'm straight bummin today
I think all my summer homework is finished ? Oh well if it's not .
Hope everyone enjoyed my dance off last night
Pretty sure that he got Brynna's approval so he's good in my books
Blues game tonight ! I can't control my excitement
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ me too !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ OMG I just laughed so hard at this !
He's really cute . He's a GREAT kisser . He likes B horror films as much as I do . He buys giant jars of pickles . I think he was made for me .
IN . A . FUNK . #blues
I want oomf & amp ; he don't even know it ❤
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ nah we are getting a house !!!
Oh you know just hanging out with the best singers ... _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ and Natasha !
When you're laughing SO hard in the most quite place ever and you can't control it lol ahhh #help
Sure do love my gossip sessions with _TWITTER-ENTITY_
I hate spending money . #imatightwad
So excited for tonight
Can't wait to see _TWITTER-ENTITY_ WCW today
no ones talking to me
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ most of the time .
\People like that ain't got the brain God gave a goose . " - My Boss "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ my girl !! Love u !
This little emoji is so damn cute lol
Marc's bed is so comfy ...
The excitement when I discover someone who is also an O2L-er ... ☺
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Are you at camp
High school musical .
There are 7 total kids in my math class today
Karma is going to suck #yourdumb
Literally Brittany just got done cleaning up the dog pee , and her dog comes over and takes a dump right in that same spot .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ is legend , no need for a humbling . You however may have raisin balls and rice krispy dick .
Bound to you . By burlesque is so amazing . & lt ;3
All of the years of me thinking I am better than ( almost ) everyone are finally catching up to me but I swear it's still true
Wow . Didn't you air ball that ?
when Blurred Lines comes on the radio , I fucking lose it
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ well duh you slept with like 4 pillows
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahah of chicken broth ... tasty
Couldn't of asked for a better bestfriend
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Lolol that makes more sense . Handsome name tho
I agree , your still a pain In the butt .
I just found a YouTube channel with all of the MaryKate & amp ; Ashley movies .. MY LIFE IS COMPLETE
Why do people care what I do .. if I want a $2000 bag so what I'll get it .. just to keep things straight it's my money therefore my choice ✌
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ like who allows this to happen ? Guess his mother didn't raise him with proper etiquette
I have so many black clothes and I keep buying more
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Cody at the Ogden July 27th ! Meet and greet passes $499 each .
But my check Friday should be pretty decent
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ don't retweet that !
Can I just be more attractive please #thanks
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Whatever ! I bet you screamed like a girl !
niggers line dancing right now I cannot take this
gonna crank out a workout after school , anyone wanna go with me ?
Wearing a tank top to work since it will be 90 . Going to be self conscious all day that someone will say something about my tattoos .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ okay . Tell me when and ill request it off .
Paul Rudd is so hilarious
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I definitely don't want a full body tattoo ....
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ well you see I paid twitter off so you can never get it
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I'm just so excited
This Eagles offense is a joke
why I'm not tired at all is beyond me #lalala
I just realized we are coming up on our last week of school ...
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ heheheh thanks Hannah , I was totally kidding btw
Last day in LRA today ... Yep that just rhymed . Watch out D town ... I'm comin ' back with a rap
Looking food , Taylor Lautner ! Beer belly ! #MTVMovieAwards
AND ... That's what I thought
“ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ : If you're not hot I don't care about you” AMANDA BYNES CARES ABOUT ME A LOT i care about you too girl we cool
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I'll dress up special for today because ...... ITS 1D DAY ! & lt ; -- _TWITTER-ENTITY_
Here we go !!! #seasonfinale
So I'm playing call of duty on an Xbox hahahah #whoami
Syllabus WEEK is an actual thing ?
I can't wait to see all my IUP girls in two weeks
Starving and ready for some half off apps _TWITTER-ENTITY_
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ lolololololol yeah I would never say such a thing
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ just make the font like 50 & amp ; double space it #BOOM
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ ❤ bahahahaha i Knew you were going to comment on this !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ haha yes it is
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ : More like training to be the next Muhammad Ali or something
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ yeahhhh I'm not too sure about that
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ what cocaine or sex just kidding
you're really pretty and a great dancer . I love your hair it's soo pretty
Tonight's twitter convo's _TWITTER-ENTITY_
Braces < & lt ; & lt ; Pretty teeth > & gt ; & gt ; #TheStruggle
Hung out with 2 hotttt twins . My day is made
Ahhhh so happy right now for all the wrong reasons . ✌☝✋
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you ..... taught me lessons don't make me laugh
& amp ; I always end up leaving with no shoes !
& amp ; I may or may not have contemplated going to see Bad Grandpa by myself .
Don'tcha is playing at my work right now _TWITTER-ENTITY_
HEY _TWITTER-ENTITY_ . BRUNSWICK STEW TOMORROW WHAAAAA ?!
dylan o'brien is so hot uh
I love brushing and flossing my teeth they feel soo clean
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I get that a lot but that's my Minnie me
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ did I wake u up from that dream ? That's funny sounds like something that wud really happen
I can't believe _TWITTER-ENTITY_ and I were on the same train car for 2.5 hours and didn't even see each other .
Got an 82 on my Western Civ exam #daymade #bestfeelingever
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ that's a joke right
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ #themboys #stalkers
Me and _TWITTER-ENTITY_ are obviously ready for Christmas time . We were jammin to Christmas music already today . ❤️
Please Please Please #ahhhhhhh
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Damn ! I look good ! Hahahaha
Jerry's videos ... Tisk tisk .. #Great #ThisBitch
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ by the sounds of things I did .. Hahaha
Scale of 1-10 this is how jealous I am of you :
Telling me to go die ? You're the 3rd person this week hoe
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ that's goanna be a sight to see !
What's good for today
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ over my dead body would that ever happen bitch boy
People really need to chill ... Jesus . Tryin to get people out of their AMAZING moods ☝
If anyone was curious for a fun fact , tomorrow is constitution day
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ there was like a That's So Raven vision that went along with that . I laughed so darn hard .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ ...... Plus I feel debt being relinquished too ! * cues shout music *
And know I know where I get my lead foot from .
It's already hella funny
Did I really see _TWITTER-ENTITY_ last night or was that a dream ?!?
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ bug bite today though #lol
What computer knows how to sing ? A dell
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ darn , shoulda been 5 guys 2 girls
\What kind of cookies are these " " oh don't touch those , they're weed cookies " "
I'm guess the beach Monday
Coworker brought me a cookie
Can't believe we have to keep us a secret . It's funny tho !
Day one of preseason tomorrow ! But it's fitness testing #prayforme
The big chick in the heat .
Working half day and then off to finalize our #semashow2013 booth
Watching this Illinois game right now with the Payton and his dad is cracking me up #intense
Going to see Macklemore in April with _TWITTER-ENTITY_ and _TWITTER-ENTITY_ !!!
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I don't even know what blast means . #stayincalifornia
Emojis for dayzzz ☺❤ I got more where this came from . #emoji
Why an I just now feeling pumped ?
Well Amanda just dropped her pizza bagels on the floor hah
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ go to bed you gonna make me a pizza tomo
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahahahahaha ! Good !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ how's school
Fire at my house tonight ! Come if you think I like you
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I can't .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ hollaback is not your guys ' THING !!!!!!
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ HAHAH you know what ? Just for that , I'm going to put emojis in this tweet just so you can't see them !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hurry that shit ! I'm ready to go
You're all dat matters to me
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ sometime next week
Whole huge bottle of vodka gone , Jamie couldn't hang . Only one totally wasted . What a good Christmas so far . #LemonDropWasted
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ true statement
Watching old cheering videos and _TWITTER-ENTITY_ you were so cute
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ they lie to you , the took the last cookie
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Rachel !! Not again
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ my day has just been made
Back to alabama this weekend . #pumped
I've watched enough Real Housewives and Lifetime movies to not watch them again for the rest of my life ! And it's only Tuesday
Gotta love swimming in front of half the school . Great motivation to not suck
Getting told not to text while driving but the person who told you texts you
Watching Finding Bigfoot and all i can think about it _TWITTER-ENTITY_
I'm in my room watching Netflix . I'm laughing , telling people don't go in that room , crying cause I'm sick af
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Haha that's so funny ! At first I forgot I had tweeted that and I was so creeped out that you asked .. Then I saw my tweet
Getting IOS 7 finally
I find it funny how I hate on the RCTC football team so much yet I'm dating one .. #ohwell
I love having to go muding just to get home☺
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ I didn't know ky had game
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you are such a #freshman .... I'm sure _TWITTER-ENTITY_ would agree
I'm ready for Saturday
and this would be our Christmas cards to our friends !! _TWITTER-ENTITY_
Why did I do half of the stuff I did when I was younger ? I was sooooo odd
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ oh oh oh what's the prize what's the prize !?!?
So we have a 50% chance of snow right now ... ❄️
Steelers Steelers Steelers
got my award letter from UIC so happy about the financial aid i got ! #cantwaitforcollege ! #comesooner
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ lol ! It's just been a couple days
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ well now you can get half off smoothies with me
Another night spent on Kuu's couch . #RideOrDie
Carly stop sending me candy crush invites on Facebook
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ should play a super fast game of hide-n-seek and find me !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ that would be so cruel . but anything to make her not be more content than I am
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ something's about to happen ... I feel it
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ ill kill you . wait that means not having to use a condom for 9 months . I can live with that
so bored !!!!
Hey _TWITTER-ENTITY_ my refrigerator is running , but not away from me .
When fake people call you fake .
My daughter calls cereal - breakfast soup .
Glass of wine & amp ; cleaning
My eyes are ALWAYS bigger then my Stomach . I Rarely finish any food
Omg I'm getting so nervous .
After hearing drink in my hand , it makes me want to get weird tonight ! and that's just what I'll be doing #NYE
British people doing American accents ..... #daymade
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hey , it works #SnapChatWithNoSnapChat
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ haha I admit , I was cracking up !
Harry's sense of humor in the half blood prince cracks me up #harrypotter ⚡
Think it's ridiculously adorable that Dylan loves Taylor Swifts never getting back together song .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ if the power goes out you better come to my house !!! We will play an epic game of hide and go seek .
Hey there !! Are you excited for Christmas ?! ❄come and get some Froyo before the holidays hit ! We will be open Christmas Eve !
I am losing my mind .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Be my guest !
I'm excited for today
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ my favvvv
I couldn't help it
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahahahahahahahaha mine too ! And Blair yelling at me for saying it
\He's calling you because he wants you to get your ass out there and get to work ! " Dave cracks me up ! "
My Grandpa surprised me with balloons at school !! #HowSweet #ThankYou
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ me too . And I didn't do my homework
And so it begins ! Thanksgiving break !!!!!
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ & amp ; sweet tea
Oomf is a turd that eats food fast
I'm not doing shit today besides throwing my papers around the school ✌
That was a joke , a cane bay day involves being athletically inept and unable to win anything accept for chorus
I am so lazy today and I love it
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I'm going to very soon !! As soon as I get back we are gunna have a girls night like that night
Currently locked out of my house .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Oh yes yes of course !!!
It's that time of month ................
I've actually already gone insane from studying too much
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I love that I always win here's a tall glass of shame for you .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahahah yes it would , his poor soul ..
Yeah defiantly like kids week #NerdStatus #Jeopardy
Hate that I seen these people Saturday night !
Buttttt they're selling chocolate vaginas at the hub
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahaha no ! You didn't die so it's all good
I love Katie so freaking much . Goodness she makes me laugh .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ at least it friiiiiiday ! Just pop a Disney movie in for the kids and call it a day !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ oh man , I'm shaking over here
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ playing at chiefs stadium next year ! Once dates are out I'm buying tickets !!! #hellyeah #excited
In love with Lauren for getting switched into my gym
My brother thinks his car will smoke mine !! #hahahaha #bringit
I'm the biggest Tom boy ever
Today was awkward .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahahhaha go away Julie stop being a bully
Agreeing with the _TWITTER-ENTITY_ family #titties
Thanks for never being there for me
Oh my god . Time is going by so slooow .. So watching this is the end , Ashley and lane are making protein pancake & amp ; eggs .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ TEELLL MEEE ! THERE IS NO TIME ! Also jake totes expected all of those marshmallows after the first launch
I never know what to do on my days off
this morning , Dylan woke me up by flicking me in the forehead & amp ; & amp ; laughing gay . thanks Dylan
people who go on dates at the dining hall
It's a shitty feeling getting all snuggled up in bed and then realizing u forgot to take your contacts out #ugh #geek
If I get to see my rooms this weekend I will scream I miss her booty so much !! _TWITTER-ENTITY_
My dad has recently discovered Beats by Dr. Dre and is getting him some . #smh
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ not you
Sorry to everyone I was drunk texting last night
Whoops , I am a whore now for sending _TWITTER-ENTITY_ my ass
I've only been home for 6 hours and im leaving again
... and of course doesn't wake me up .
20 minute power nap , now I'm up an BOINCIN '
When the old man jumps out of the window . #GetsMeEveryTime !!
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ thank you
Saw the perfect guy for Sara today lol
Oh good god !
Who wanna DM nudes on twitter or instagram now
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ yeah but your mom is going away so she can't clean the tank and it'll make your room smell
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ your face after was unforgettable
Can't believe I'm actually gonna see _TWITTER-ENTITY_ happiest day ever !
LOL Y'ALL NEED JESUS
So excited to work three days with _TWITTER-ENTITY_ next week
The text I sent back > & gt ; & gt ;
& amp ; here's Jill to make things
If _TWITTER-ENTITY_ is ugly then I am attracted to ugly !
When you do me wrong then you don't exist to me anymore , buh bye
I am a very loud drunk girl
You are such a ducking badass for having weed & amp ; alcohol in your profile picture . Some people are so fucking dumb . I hope you get caught
There's a kid on honor roll who bowled a 293 that is hilarious !
Hey _TWITTER-ENTITY_ that's a nice rear end !! #StalkerStatus
Ummmm what did i snapchat people lastnight .. #ohgod
My dad loves to send me mirror pics
My mom just tried to make Jell-O shots then asked me why there was no alcohol . All I could do was laugh .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ and give you a back massage too
Switched that topic real quick
Me and _TWITTER-ENTITY_ have a stalker on our hands . #getaway
I love looking at the sky
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ lol you're so funny !
I guess you could say I had too many wings ....
My dad and brother are scream singing to \Sweet Home Alabama " and in a way it cute but at the same Time I wanna rip out their throats . "
Is today almost over ? I want my bed
scaring one boy at a time with this face #whatcanisay #immapro
I believe that I can be anyone I might want to be
Take me somewhere sunny and 75 ☀✌
My mom gets embarrassed when I put videos up on FB hahaha time to put up more videos
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ doesn't happen to me haha
Josh miller drumming is the funniest fucking thing to watch
I think I had too much espresso
I feel like it's bad one of the main reasons I want my poison gone is so I can get a spray tan
GOING TOO LOOK AT CARS FRIDAY
“ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ : I have so many ugly pictures of Sarah on my computer from when we were like 13” why am i just now seeing this . I h8 u
What's for dinner ... Hmmm #DecisionsDecisions
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ has a little kid bedtime !! #baby
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ good thing we have _TWITTER-ENTITY_ and _TWITTER-ENTITY_ to carry our bags
Slow down . Grab the wall . Wiggle like your tryna make your ass fall off .
Thanks for my pretty flowers _TWITTER-ENTITY_ & amp ; _TWITTER-ENTITY_ !!
People think so highly of themself
It's not my fault you got that Burger King connection
Great you have a twitter now , sheeet man
How excited my dog gets when I get home & gt ; & gt ; & gt ; #precious #missedmybaby
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ this crap is scary
I have a couch !! No more laying in the floor ! Oh I'm so excited ☺ #itslikechristmas
Pulling over to the side of the road just to take a picture of a cute mouse ... Yes we're that weird
THE SNAPCHAT I JUST RECEIVED FROM _TWITTER-ENTITY_ ❤✋✋ by far the best video ive ever watched #done
Damn . My dream last night was so intense
Don't get mad at me because your jokes aren't funny
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Hahaha Em
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ lol I'm sorry , but that is something that would only happen to you
I feel really bad I've called the financial aid office approximately 10 times today .
I feel like break is almost over but we have an entire week left ! Hell yeahhhh
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ been smoking on that loud ?
All old people look alike .
Lol , I have something that will make their morning . But I can't .
I had a dream I was going to open for the show tonight
Me and _TWITTER-ENTITY_ bash on the people we both used to have things with together #mobboy #horse we are too funny
I just died a little watching vines from last night
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ it's come with the hair
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ what an American Idiot
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I know Carson you're just that kind of guy !
All nighter with meh boyyyyyy . _TWITTER-ENTITY_
Watching Austin powers haven't seen this movie in forever #goldmember
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you're getting beat up now
only my dad would mow the grass in the dark
I turn 19 in 93 days #OhGeeze just giving everybody a heads up !! Oh and it's on a Thursday !!
Remember last time I came to cali and we all wanted to camp SO BAD so we pitched a tent in your front yard and pretended ??
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ cheer up , everything will fall into place eventually
“ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ : \You just elbowed my boob . " " No you just boobed my elbow . " ” _TWITTER-ENTITY_ this reminded me of you ! "
I'ma be off twitter for the rest of the day ✌️
ASK ASK ASK ASK ASK ASK
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ and I taking pictures in class & gt ; & gt ; & gt ; creepin in the background
Warriors about to be raw af
Hahaha _TWITTER-ENTITY_ picked up Dennis Pitta ! Trade me him dude
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ yes we do !!!
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ has turned to the dark side .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ right ......
Congrats to the boys 4x100 for shattering the school record
The neighbors are blasting #mackelmore and I'm totes okay with it #TGIF
Oh my gosh you better run for your life mom is going to kill youany last words be for you die !
Paul got his braces off !!
so jealous of _TWITTER-ENTITY_ bc she gets her braces off tomorrow
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ yessssss !! Lol
Hey _TWITTER-ENTITY_ , thanks for the autograph & amp ; picture today at Books-A-Million
Another night in Kansas City . Whaaaaaa ! ☺
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ sig is a clown
Well ain't that a damn shame
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ awe shucks thanks I miss you !! I haven't seen you once yet
I'm sick of watching these kids I just want to get out in the boat and fish !!!
\You either deal with how stupid they are , or you become a lesbian . " -Ke$ha's mom on boys #gotthatright #momquotes "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahah lets wake up our old ass neighbors up with some good Xmas jams
If anyone needs a good laugh txt me , I'm funny tonight
This is gonna be so much fun _TWITTER-ENTITY_
So excited to go to Brady's senior pictures
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Haha who
Lol , might as well block me on here too .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ thanks , youre too kind !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ haha yeah it gets creepy when it shows exactly where you are lol
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ dawww . Gage is perfect for me because he's so hyper !!!
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ she says she don't mind at alllllllll
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ haha your so funny ! JK
I find it funny when people tell me I'm \such a morning person , " like are you delusional ? "
Headed to robeks
See you all in an hour
No money no friends and no major what a great way to live
She's got it out for me but I wear the biggest smile
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ she took a break but I'll try to sneak one in a little bit
Modern family is lyf
I think my child has morphed into a chicken this year . She was scared at the trail Friday night .
4 more hours , and I will have been awake for a full 24 hours #mylife
Midterms ... Psh , highs school #notformeeee
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ me ty you and Leah again
All I know is that firework show is gonna cause a lot of traffic traffic looking for my chapstick haha but seriously
P.S. Pull'd up to Mel w/ Jordan in my passenger seat yesterday .... * tries not to laugh * .. too soon to tweet about it but ... I will . ..
Can't believe I'm just now hearing about that crazy chick that attacked T Logan and Kerr last week !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ lol oh god I'm so sxared
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I LOVE YOU HARRY . No matter what you are doing , you never fail to make me smile . 18
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Text me , this is getting to long in my timeline and everyone else's im sure .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ yes make you wanna tickle that cat
My best friends are home .
Why people come to a 9am class in a dress and heels is beyond me #why #freshman
These snapchats right now though ..
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ LMFAO sure they are
I'm gonna eat ice cream and watch Netflix all night . I've went wild since I turned 21 as y'all can see ..
Just ordered myself a pizza ... And I'm so hungry I'll probably eat the whole thing
I just noticed that I never go to Burger King lol is that weird if someone asked me where to go to eat I 10 times outa 10 I'd never say bk
Awh , that's cute
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Like you have the voice for that
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Shoulda brought his key
How was the beach _TWITTER-ENTITY_
i seriously crack myself up sometimes
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ for damn sure . Just close your eyes and think happy thoughts when landing I'll be thinkin of you !!!
It's funny how much you can say with an emoji
Checked my wardrobe , and it's almost all American Eagle and Ralph Lauren now .
Sam is so loud
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I didn't figure you would
I would be listening to passenger now that _TWITTER-ENTITY_ tweeted bout it ! #AtsMyJamThooo
Well I killed the mosquito !
Lol today I saw my 2nd grade teacher and I fully hit on her !!
Oomfs is one if the prettiest girls I know☺ ... Yeah okay April fools you ugly bitch
\Come out , come out wherever you arrreee ! " "
I'm coming for you , _TWITTER-ENTITY_ !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ haha #lies
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you really gonna fly to Iowa just to cut my hair
Ayyy im hype , the turn up is about to be real tonight
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ it's the one where they accidentally send skips to the moon
KIM POSSIBLE IS ON
it's better to practice silence than to preach bullshit
Why does all of methuen think they are legit body builders ? Someone inform me of this trend while I eat my bagel with extra cream cheese
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahahaha ! So bad , I bet so funny but I would die too . Good luck haha
Cops and Cops Reloaded is my new fav . I can't even
Lol _TWITTER-ENTITY_ me moaning in my sleep . I keep _TWITTER-ENTITY_ trippin
Monday is my favorite day
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ who am I gonna bug next year ? Who's gonna make faces at me ?
Plus I only have one class tomorrow 9:30 -11
Gettin food than coming to school
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I was just about to tweet that ! lolol but seriously I'm soo weaksauce right now !
Done with class by 8:15 . Ill take it
I need plans for New Years
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ omg I know
4 pages down , 6 to go for my Ethics final that isn't due until Thursday . Feels good not waiting until the last minute
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ WOW STOP GETTING HIT ON
Bitches videos on Instagram of their faces be like Pls stop
I almost didn't get paid because apparently my social security card looks fake . I wouldn't even know how to go about getting a fake one .
Woke up with only one sock on this morning , for some reason I just thought it was hilarious and couldn't stop laughing
Don't even have to try to get a D if ya know what I mean
S/O to _TWITTER-ENTITY_ on his win today
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ ohhhhh so we both are master snake handlers now
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ ahhhhh i know i know ! We better do something fun
Excited for this weekend
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ lol cool stuff .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ lol I just remembered you rapping , because I was going around my house dressed up like a black person singing wiz ...
“ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ : it's so dark in waverly . omg” it is so dark in town where all the fast food places are at
Well I have finally made up my mind y'all!!! I'm transferring to Faulkner this January to study pre-nursing ✌️
I forgot my homework at school #whoops #screwed =
Im so excited for this week and i don't know why
I can quote ever single line
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Haha , you got jokes . Thanks
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I hate you .
Super excited ! Just found out my bestie is coming to Shoot w me this weekend w _TWITTER-ENTITY_ yessss
I've never been so relieved and scared at the same time now that I completed my A & P2 exam .
When I drive away and look in the mirror and Kevin's chasin me down the street ...
\oh he knew we were high , we were just laughing and looking at the candy " _TWITTER-ENTITY_ "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ ohh . No one likes you
Youngstown bound to see my breezy
I'm just quoting Rascal Flatts left and right tonight . Nothing's wrong , don't worry
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I LOVE YOU HARRY . No matter what you are doing , you never fail to make me smile . 20
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Well I'm pretty close Atleast
The most rebellious thing I've done this week is sneak into an 11:00 showing of Catching Fire when I bought tickets for midnight .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ have fun at homecoming then .
Oh hey tomorrow may or may not be the greatest night of my life so far . ☺❤
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ how's the job going
Can't wait until Friday night !!! _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_
Never seen sooo may Chinese people at the gym .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ yesssss ! For sure
My dad would do this to me . #HajjSamir
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ dude wow ! That's all I can say HAHAHAHAHAHAHA !!!!!!
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hey I still have Dubley till Friday haha and the wagon will only be slow till I get a new motor
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you know how I do
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Lynn ... shut the fuck up ..
Off for 9 days in 17 days . Woooo
It's alright , me and _TWITTER-ENTITY_ know the real truth
It's a shame that never got that bus tire stabber
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ mmmmm , mmmm !
Got payed 60$ more than expected
I've only had 1.35 in my bank account since march
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you 20 now ?? Happy belated you looked tan AF when I saw ya yesterday
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ unless you're a member of Young Money
The questions people ask me
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ I don't which idea is worse , trading Thibs or hoping for Jimmy Butler to become PG jk
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ Where'd my beer go ? Maybe it's in the bathroom !
Hahaa ! Whatta night
Look at _TWITTER-ENTITY_ trying to gun me .
Laugh in they facesss
im ready for some haunted houses this weekend ..
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ well I know which friend I can't leave Bransen with
I just hiked the shit out of my brother
Not sure if _TWITTER-ENTITY_ is looking at food porn or real porn judging by the noises she's making over FaceTime
How to save a life came on #BeltItOut
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I knew you loved me
\I should not have driven home las night . I was white girl wasted . " Oh mom .... #mom #whitegirlwasted "
Lol still gettin dick snap chats this shit is too funny
11:11 make a wish !
I'm stoned like a gravel road ! lolol
Friday was a good and interesting night
I haven't received an A on a math test in .. God knows how long ! So proud
Just ordered me and pattys farewell presents
Mom said we are jamming on the way to school
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I'm a good baker
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahahah we were just talking about that today in video productions #goodtimes
It's the weekend !!!
Going across the country in 3 days ! ✌
That visit with _TWITTER-ENTITY_ made my week
Snapchat with _TWITTER-ENTITY_
Half a day tomorrow , and 2 games
But why am I so funny ? ..
I think it's funny that you think I care ✋
whistle notes are so fun I'm a closet whistle note singer though bc my dad was downstairs
How could someone NOT like Duck Dynasty ??
\ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ : So tempted to answer the office phone " Olsen and Olsen mystery agency ! We'll solve any crime by dinner time " JUST ONCE . " "
WAIT THE MVA's ARE ON ? Woah I had no idea
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I want you to know that in dying right now of laughter . Thank you Bruno . Thank you .
The people in the office today
First day of orientation at Brentwood tomorrow ! Super duper excited !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ #DisneyCharacter Prince Charming , cause he gets a LOT of chicks !!!
Spring break Florida
First place !
All these people are taking pictures of me on Instagram I feel cool for once
That didn't work out as planned , good thing I never got hard feelings . HA . HA . HA .
Big black > & gt ; & gt ;
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ ☺☺ It's a roller coaster of emotions
Buttttttt .. I get five days off in a row for buff hill because its closedddd !! Woohoo
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ not me !
The 2 boys are trying to stab each other and making noises while they are attacking each other #whatthefuck
Pretty sure I just took a two and a half hour nap ... feeling wonderful now !!
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ almost tempted to take a pic of that pic an put it on here of that message ! #picception
; you dress good & amp ; we don't really talk but it's okay
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I feel the same way ! Haha
One of the perks of working for the NCDA & CS is getting 2 free tickets to the State Fair !!
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ OMG ?!? For real ?!?! Shut up !
His excuse for always running the red light at the bypass , it's timing is off .
So . Many . Retweets .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ well see
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ true . I'm also not ready for snow .
Goodbye 6th period ... Oh how I will miss you ( well everyone except you know who ! ) .
Love how Americans commonly refer to the English as Redcoats
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ i just got done studying for my last exam packing ! hbu ?
My mom just said she's gonna twerk in Florida and that she's been practicing .... Lord please don't let her embarrass herself .
Girls be saying they looking for a relationship but fucked 17 guys in one night !! GTFOH !!! _TWITTER-ENTITY_
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you wouldn't talk to me tho !
Why is everything making me laugh tonight ? #cantstop
Getting our belly buttons pierced tomorrow ! _TWITTER-ENTITY_
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hey I never said it was a bad thing ! It's just the first lyrics I recognize from all the ones you post
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I lol'd . I know what I'm supposed to do I just can't it turns in to ... and then they know
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ he came in made one shot and was like I'm wrecking yall
the only reason i wana be a college student is so that i can have my own place and decorate it
I love watching videos of kids who got their wisdom teeth out ☺
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ so excited we finally found what we wanted ! Haha so excited for next year and getting to live with you !!
\Did you know sweat is an aphrodisiac for women " His girlfriend " No I've seen you play basketball . Wasn't pretty " Dying this morning . "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahahahaha . Mostly . I'm totally being serious too . I'd actually look forward to going to work again !
Be there very soon _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ giving directions : \go past the gas station . There's a big curve . Turn between the dumpster & amp ; the mailboxes . I'm up the hill " "
Realllllly in the talking mood now
Mimosas and bacon for breakfast
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hell yeah
My twittter #WCW _TWITTER-ENTITY_ Omg , u r perfect and I love you . Bye .
Stahp . #ThirstaaaayyyThirstaaayyy
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ thank you for the ratchet snapchat you better be glad I didn't screen shot you missy !!
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ here you go fatcakes lol I'm taking you to Papermoon soon !!
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Well you'll get to see me around campus !!!
You're so stupid indirecting me please just stop . Can't _TWITTER-ENTITY_ me
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ always wants me to go get food when it pouring out .
That moment you have just been at work wayyy too long
I laugh every time I hear a girl complain , wondering why a guy won't date her after they have sex .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Closing time , you don't have to go home but you can't stay here ... I know who I want to take me home ! stuck in yo head now
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I saw that put yo trash behind the couch !? #CaughtYou ! #Loser
Late night run
My mom is jealous that i got chick fil a
I favorite your tweets because look at your face
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ RIGHT IN FRONT OF THE STAGE TOO
Lol 3 hours of sleep Let's go !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ wish I coulda got that picture
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ you spelled your name wrong ..
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ ahah I don't know but I laugh at all of his tweets
Arianna Grande is performing , and my dad says , \sounds like Justin Bieber . " Ashley and I looked at each other and laughed . "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ college kids don't
I can sleep in as late as I want for the next 5 days
At this point in my life if I were a character from girls I would be JESSA
Only 2 more physics lectures after today
I just want my phone case
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ don't make me find it before you do !
If anyone's in the city tonight _TWITTER-ENTITY_ has a pretty sick hotel room and I stole the key ! #Holla
Words CANNOT explain how excited I am for my last day of work tomorrow !!! #yaaaaaaaaaayyyyy
This bastard is fucking stupid
Blah time for bed work in the AM ...
This one kids bio on instagram is\my momma said no love till 18 if u gotta problen with tht let me know " why "
Time for Frozen
Finally left for BEACHWEEEK _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ ✌
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ only reason I'm favoriting all these tweets is cause I see my face everytime u guys tweet .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ go figure
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I have to work a charity event then will be gone the next 2 weekends #Failing
Stay down there . Me and Ava are so much better off without the drama he caused in our lives !!!
Most boring day of work ever . At least it's pay day !
Listening to guys gossip
No school ❄️❄️
As much as I want to sleep in tomorrow I'm not going to be able to
If your not whitening , your yellowing
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ can't wait !
Cutting my hair for the 9th time this year I need to stop
Bizzarro was sooo good
Yaaassssssss _TWITTER-ENTITY_ !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahaha still wondering what those two did when they left ...
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ uhhgghuhuuuhhhuhh ..... cool
Looking at my degree audit ... yep I'm definitely gonna be a super senior
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ not cool of you and Chester to be dissin ! Looks like I'm going to make you guys take extra shots of tequila !!
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ HAPPY NEW YEAR SERMO !
I love working right down the road from _TWITTER-ENTITY_ but my wallet hates it lunch splurge
But until then I'm chillen
I missed twitter ... Who knew !!!
Just hold on I'm coming home !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I bet he cried
The things from life group I wish I could tweet ...
Reminiscing hard ! _TWITTER-ENTITY_
the good old days when _TWITTER-ENTITY_ was my ride to die goon ✔
Except he has a boyfriendddd ! _TWITTER-ENTITY_
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ what's wrong with that ?!?
Two weeks and two days
Sorry guess I forgot to give a fuck ?
Watching the conjuring ..
\Did you eat lucky charms for breakfast this morning ? Because you're looking magically delicious " lolol _TWITTER-ENTITY_ "
Just another happy freaking day in nursing school
I am literally dying laughing at the Hopeless Wanderer's music video for Mumford
Something's gettin a lil stale
GUYS IM SNAPCHATTING SISTER VICKI . .... I feel like I'm snapchatting a movie star .. #happytear ... ✌️✌️ .. but really
I'm soo mean to the kids at work
The fact that Girl Code premieres soon & gt ; & gt ; & gt ; & gt ; & gt ;
Actually super hype to see the play !
UN-GROUNDED FROM TWITTER
Greatest talk tonight with _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ I learned so much
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ yay we aren't alone
This is he we do it ..
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ so are ya doing anything Saturday night ?! Cause guess what I have planned ?!?!
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ well it doesn't necessarily imply we are \getting back together " I'm just expressing my emotions towards him . "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you love us ! ❤
I'm soooo sneaky
Anyone remember AR points ? I owned that competition thanks to my obsession with Harry Potter
Happy national beer day everyone !
Hey guy on the razor scooter , don't ride that to class . you're not 6 years old , and that's obvious
Hey Bo Pelini .. Buh Buy .. maybe you're a better fit for division III . I'll miss your snarl on the sidelines ..
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ on my way over now babyluvbug
And she had some high waters on today
Currently taking applications for a pretty nurse . Any takers ?!
Another win for the gays . Suck our penises ! We can get married in New England now !
when a limo full of drunk people just come into the buhl cemetery & gt ; & gt ; & gt ; & gt ; & gt ;
Warped tour is officially over today and I can get my boyfriend back this week
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ thanks !!!
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ you should see me this weekend
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ that was just the shopper in me , as soon as I shut it down that all went away
Made everyone in this house smell my pair of shoes that I wear everyday after working out and basketball
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ yea im sure
Thank God I'm on spring break !!!
Just witnessed a bunch of 12 year old girls fighting and ran for my life from fireworks
Takes a bitch , to know a bitch
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ he said hell throw the first punch and the last
Seeing insidious tonight
The guy is here setting up my Internet now #soexcites
Econ Econ , gonna kill myself over Econ Econ .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ before ?? I think you passed that line
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahaha I'm going too ! then you're gonna be begging to borrow them
suck my cockiness , lick my persuasion ..
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ what's hilarious about a tweet like this is you actually now \care " about the uninsured ? I'm thinking you ulterior motives . "
Damn , whys everyone gotta be so angry ??
About to run home
Anyone wanna take me to Keith urban ? No ? Okay
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I do that too !
Learned how to do proper squats so now my bootayy will be a round bootayy
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I'm socializing now
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ it SOOOO is I'm sleeping in them and wearing them tomorrow hahah I'm so HAPPY❗❗❗
Could not be more excited right now !! Officially a working woman ... Broadway here I come ! #speechless
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahaha #twins
Awkward because we're watching the Buffalo Wild Wings bowl at bdubs
Looks like I know what I'm doing all day tomorrow ! #Snow
I can't take you seriously if you have less than 10k tweets #THATgood
It's finallyyyyy Fridayyyyy !
The text I got from Erica & gt ; & gt ; & gt ; & gt ;
99%sure that even God laughs at you on the daily . Haha
1235- you changed schools and you were in my study and you were so funny
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ lol like twice !!
Pep-Rally was fun !! Now I'm heading to Laser Craze for a treat of my day !! Great Day ! #bestdayever
826- what up kid so you should totally do the show an stop boycotting theater because I never get to see you when you do & amp ; I wanna see you
Ahhhhh , can't wait to see you up in Massachusetts !! _TWITTER-ENTITY_
Listenin to C'mon N Ride it by Quad City DJ's . Brings back good memories
can't move arms ... so sore ...
Way of not going to go to school for my history test and going right after is mom . Can we go to subway .. Treats on me haha lol
Trying to fit a nap in before _TWITTER-ENTITY_ comes over to kill me with insanity again
Through this weekend I have found who my true friends are , _TWITTER-ENTITY_ is not one of them !
#SuperBowl tonight ! Hopefully I see him later before I leave
Cops are everywhere tonight in Macomb . Like what the hell ? It's Monday ....
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I don't remember that at alll . I remember you almost stealing my vape pen tho .
\I thought we had something going " _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ "
Got a $20 gift card in the mail from Victoria's Secret #yessssss
one year down , only 9 years left of paying off my student loans ! #helpmeimpoor
Just hold this extreme massager on a knot in my back and BOOM gone
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ never fails . HAHA I do it every single time . #truth though . I love ' emmmmm .
Just saw about two hundred Amish people pile off a bus ... hahahahaha idk why I found that so incredibly funny .... vacationing in Chicago ?
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you tooooo strangaaaa
Wow , just realized _TWITTER-ENTITY_ had my phone last night tweeting weird things
Yeah I forgot bad bitches these days go to senior week with some 17yr olds and they also egg cars #sojealous baaahahah
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ yup ! Goodnight , and try not to get gunned down in kent before you get to transfer
I work a double tomorrow , Saturday night , a double on Sunday , & amp ; Monday morning .. plus studying & amp ; homework in between that & amp ; class all week
Oh my god way to much coffee this morning !! ☕☕☕☕☕☕
Just a one hour meeting left until I'm officially on vacay for a week
I love the way she freak with no panties on .
Carry on by Fun . is playing the the restaurant we're eating at yAy ! #yayforfun .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ vampire status !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ it's just the truth . At least you had the balls to say so
Counting the minutes until pretty little liars comes on !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ crazy right ?! I'm way too excited
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ ha best of luck
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Laughing hysterically in the parking lot .
I just had my personality described as a chameleon on acid #freakingawesome #loveit
Being productive again tonight
When guys hit on us at a gas station _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_
#DearFutureHusband were gonna travel all over the place !
Snapchat me _TWITTER-ENTITY_ abbgailcleavers
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you are gonna fail the geology lab !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ AHAHHAHAHAH that's great !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ sup Kristin , how are you doing today ?
Oh snap . And here I was loosing faith in Eudora Thoughts
YAY !!! I get to see _TWITTER-ENTITY_ this weekend ☺️
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ a glass coors was upside down and popped its lid off in the ice tray
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ the girl w the bow and arrow #SeemsLegit
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ right ! It makes no sense , but I guess that's just polish for ya !
I have got to chill out . Everything's been getting to me lately . #GirlProbz
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ what are you doing with your life then , Blondie ?
Celebratory hot wings with Tablita because we are DONE being summer school's bitches
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ your tweets make me laugh and sick at the same time
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ where are you going ?! ✈✈✈
Flying out in one week ! ✈ #cantwait
Alright time to do some shenanigans
Who sleeps at night time anymore ?! Not I !
You think if I keep tweeting she'll just give me her digits
Omg you're such an idiot
I want my nose ring back ... Re piercing tonight
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ is a great psychiatrist
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ yes I cheat in a game that is pretty impossible to cheat in .. You just aren't as intellectual as you think #duh
Love Haley's favoriting sprees
Is it the giraffe or the stripper ? Because I have both
I love reading _TWITTER-ENTITY_ tweets , it's my daily dose of wigger .
my brother comes home tonight !! Yayyyy #missedhim
WHAT IF GRAND THEFT AUTO HAS VERSACE ON THE RADIO
Still in the process of learning when ppl are laughing at me or with me .. I mean I just think I'm a funny person
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I got both done before you !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ gettttt happppy . ✌
Why do I always open the pictures Dak posts when I already know it's gonna be nasty ...
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ ahh that makes sense
They need to make one of these emojis hockey friendly . They have all of their teeth . And they definitely aren't tendies .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ I MISS IT so much , the pancake house lmao getting pulled over
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ YES IM NOT THE ONLY ONE !
#ThoughtsRightNow can't wait to go to _TWITTER-ENTITY_ tomorrow
Maybe 2014 will be the year I finally jump off that cliff I've been eyeing since ' 08 .
Tonight tonight baby we're drinking lets wake the town that never stops sleepin✌
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ this looks like a car that Meredith would love
So is it really necessary to go back to work later .... I'd like my unofficial to be like the last two , 8am till pass out
I now understand why they use pseudo to make meth
All I can do is laugh at today
Family , gifts , and a lot of drugs
can't wait to be on the beach ... but I'm gonna miss my Bestfriend terribly . ☺ _TWITTER-ENTITY_
Lol I might just go crazy
I also love emojis ❤✌✂☔❄⛄⚽⚾⚓⚪⚫◼◻⬛◾▫
Cardinals game tonight wif my seester ❤⚾ #birds
That ginger guy looks like a morph hahaha #uglyasfuck
I get to see Joe tomorrow morning
Still haven't finished writing my speech . I was supposed to give it Friday ... oops .
Freshman ... Let the fun begin
I'm pretty sure I gained 10 pounds this summer by watching tv in the kitchen .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Really . Plz get more informed with FACTS b4 making a stupid statement !! PBO was re-elected by majority of We The People !! Fact
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ can't wait to see you !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I know he's going to be so mad
how about we stop talking about it , & amp ; do it already .
I can't wait to meet _TWITTER-ENTITY_ with _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ and #cdeck tomorrow
That moment when you go in the store to buy a rello and your dads buddy is in the store ... Oh I was just getting something to drink .
Wow guys , that's a first . hahah
I can't . I just can't .
Oh heyyy thunder
Buying way too many pairs of shoes lately . I'm blaming it on being required to dress up for school .
Pay day tomorrow
I love my Spanish class . #dabest
JASON KUBEL IS BACK ON THE TWINS !?! ❤️ #MYLIFEISMADE
I love sitting next to _TWITTER-ENTITY_ and both of us being assholes under our breath haha #GTFO it's fridaaaaaaaay
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I'll do it
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ ofcourse on the top of my lungs I was screaming for youuu
Guys , what if his name wasn't _TWITTER-ENTITY_ ... What if his name was Bruno Uranus ? By George I'd love him still !
Troy is salty tonight
My guy , Luke is a character !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ ahh you have nooo idea thank you though ❤️
My mom and I are having a saw marathon
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I was gonna say that , but I already said she was weird looking ..
We shoot a text , she posts it all over Twitter . PLEASE tell me what's wrong here hahahahah
I finally hit my 2000th tweet I'm really pleased with that .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ no it was legit good just funny at first but really good
Girl logic . If a girl doesn't like you her friends can't like you either . & amp ; so on but the first girl to break that is a two faced bitch . Lol
Brownies & amp ; ' that ' don't correlate together . Like just no✋
Yes Nick , it is !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ at least the stache man
Why can I not sleep ?! Ohh yeah . Cause I'm too excited for this weekend ! _TWITTER-ENTITY_
My friend just got checked out by another chick .... Haha ❤ I'm dying ! #toofunny
Whaaaaaaaattttt ( minion voice )
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ - \ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ you favorite my tweets and don't even say hi to me " "
#calloutacutie I wish I had the balls too
You're the best thing that I ever wish was swallowed
\Well hop on that " uh ? Wtf mom ? #shitmymomsays "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ your welcome ! Ha it was fun I'm coming to Austin soon ill have to stop by and say hi
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ yo welc !!
So happy to be home and hangout w _TWITTER-ENTITY_ all night
Someone take me to see Insidious 2
I mean .. Hey , at least we're funny
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ agreed love !! Till next time !!! ☺
Beavs intro video is AMAZING ! #gobeavs
Mom-I think we're gonna spend the nightMe-oh well if u need a ride lemme .. actually nevermindMom-yeah ur the last person I'd call tonight
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I use to do that , come home , go to sleep till 9 , eat & amp ; get my shower , then back to bed . But i normally cant take naps .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Yay ! Four more and mommas gonna get me a pole !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ kattt , I would invite you but wouldn't want to show you up and all ..
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ don't doubt it because you know I can
My Clio got into SCAD ! Who knows , maybe our dreams of living together will work out .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ oh yeah , and you . can't forget you .
Hey Hunter Hayes , this easy relationship is way better than the crazy one before . #justsayin
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ can't wait to do this 2 Saturdays from now ! ☀
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ CC103 !!!
Swimming and now casino #funnight
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Heyyyyyy now !!! My dad still has a hanky
Is that goalie a boy or a girl ?!
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ when I drink too much iced coffee I'm like
This manteo and first flight drama is pretty amusing where's my popcorn at ?
Just got myself a guitter
But seeing how excited he got after sharpening knives for me , I thnk he'll be just fine
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ hey , my world would be SOOOOO boring without you two ! Isn't that pathetic ??
Last class until my spring break officially begins ... #BeJelous #SPRINGBREAK ☀
Tonight was okay I expected more
There is girl fight in the bathroom . #hilarious
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I went next door for lunch and got a salad . Lets see what dinner brings ! #fatgurlprobs
Im so squirmy during a pedicure #SoTicklish
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahaha yessss did you tweet this before or after you arrived to work ?
They told me to be there at noon
Tribe game tonight ⚾
I miss _TWITTER-ENTITY_ soo much ! In need of a surprise visit sometime soon✌
Shane's being the biggest baby right now
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Did you finally take a shower ?
The benefit of losing my voice means I don't have to talk to anyone
Conan so funny tonight
Beat shaker 14-9
Becca is seriously the Bestfriend ever . This bitch watched guard for me while I peed
A nymphomaniac -- is a man or woman who engages in risky compulsive sexual behavior without regard for the safety of themselves or others .
#batesmotel is wayyyy too addicting !!!
Catching Fire is going to be awesome !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ like is that a real thing ?
Haha I'm so screwed for this Saturday , not in 800 shape at all . Don't laugh at me
Two of the hardest tests in one day tomorrow #laughable
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahahah . I cant . I can't do anything right now . Can't breathe or move . Peeing my pants
Last night was a BLAST !!! Ready for round 2 tonight
Who goes into a bar and is upset there's no Busch ? #upstateproblems
LOL at these snapchats .
Is it weird that I have the whole Harry potter movie series
Maybe I should just wear leggings or sweatpants everyday ... OH WAIT I ALREADY DO
Laughing uncontrollably in the hotel room because we are delirious _TWITTER-ENTITY_
I'm ready for Easter so my mom can stack up on them little peeps .
My big calves literally make me hate every picture
Rob dyrdek larping . Cannot stop laughing . ✨
Last day here .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ girl I will show you monday I'm laughing so hard only bc of the Burger King bag !
When girls my age say they don't have to workout .. Talk to me when you turn 30
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ MATTHEW !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ haha thought that was you guys , sorry I didn't say anything !
I've eaten out at a restaurant twice today #reasonsimfat
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ takes long naps
Well Santa Claus you already know what I want for Christmas
This pbr is the only thing holding me together hahah
12 minute mile and a half and a double promotion in one day
This Family Guy episode of Taken & gt ; & gt ; & gt ; & gt ;
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ sorry .
The new Little Caesars commercial & gt ; & gt ; & gt ;
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ don't go out of your way !
After the update on my blu Ray it's finally playing some them . Thank god cause I was getting upset that it wasn't playing some of them
If you're ever anything but happy , you should definitely not listen to my music .
So many thanksgiving selfies on snapchat today . I'm going to screenshot them all and make a collage .
My boy _TWITTER-ENTITY_ back at school tomorrow
Still laughing at _TWITTER-ENTITY_ hat drop
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I love them
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I'm not
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ episode 11
Soccer game with _TWITTER-ENTITY_ ⚽⚽⚽
My little sister and I just hyistarically laugh over our own laughs
☺✋✌ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ emojis . Cause I can .
The fact that all your riends " are bitches younger than you because all your old friends realized you're a bitch and said goodbye . #HAH "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I see
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Hey I'm an Indians fan , I don't get many chances to make fun of other teams . just let me enjoy this one
Thank fucking god .
Tony found it
You know it was a great night when you have a random cut on your forehead
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ Hahaha I'm surprised Mrs Lucas didn't move him !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ well he's picky with his shows but Ill turn it on one day and make him watch it
yes _TWITTER-ENTITY_ you have a nice smile
Soooo excited to see _TWITTER-ENTITY_ tonight
Ready for some best friend time !! _TWITTER-ENTITY_
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ You get fat when you eat a night
Why do old people feel the need to leave 20 minute messages when you don't pick up the phone hahahaha ugh it's so annoying
Retweeting any and every final exam status beacause .... I DONT HAVE ANY
Less than 1 minute
I will have braids again ... oh yes ... I will have braids again #NativesBeLike
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you tell em E
I love that the bars are only downtown and it's so close to our new house !
This convo with my boy _TWITTER-ENTITY_
my whole family is practically ignoring and cutting off my sister whenever she talks
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahahaha isn't it so hard waking up ...
I yell at EVERY volleyball game I go to CCS girls probably hate it by now
I always laugh at the most awkward times
I've been playing madden 13 for 2 hours straight , this game is addicting
\You may think you like someone . Then you check Polk Sheriff . " "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ it's time to get up ! I've had three red bulls and we're gonna be positive positive positive !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ this is going to be something .
I want to do something but like I said I have no friends #ohwelll
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I don't text guys first
It's only Monday
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ we can't waaaait
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahaha well glad I'm not alone boo ! I tell ya I sure do have an excellent way of finding them
Merry Christmas Eve
I hate Mondays .....
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahaha it was funny though !
Me and my babe are in a damn radio war . How are you going to hate on French Montana ?
When Chris Falls and tries grabbing something to save him and punches my fan when it's on high speed #tofunny
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ yes ! Haha
The parking lot after 3rd hour
Purposely tweeting & amp ; not Snapchatting _TWITTER-ENTITY_ back ! #jokes #biglol
Finally going home !
I can't wait to go to Germany in a couple years !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ #slacker lol
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ yeah with them dodges you do need to always have a spare truck
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ she unleashes my inner fag .
“ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ : Since I don't smoke , I'm just getting 420 tacos today . Taco bell here I come . ” Best 420 tweet yet !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ there is a smash marathon today ! ☺
Tequila tequila _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_
Mandy takes forever to get ready to go anyway ! I could read a book , celebrate my bday and graduate college before she's ready
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ You pick .. I don't even drink coffee but I wanna see youuu .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ haha gonna be doing some game hunting on eBay
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ ไม่รู้ดิ 555555 เจลโล่น้อย
how I know living with _TWITTER-ENTITY_ is going to work : came home last night to a fridge full of jello shots she made ... #loveyou
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ the Cosbys ?!
apple juice with star ice cubes because classy . ⭐
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ the one that looks like I blender on the end of your hair dryer ??!! Cuz I died when I saw that !
By far awkwardest moment of my life tonight .
And the kicker is that there are like 45 hashtags on each photo !
OMG I FEEL SO MUCH BETTER
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ BOOOMTHERE IT IS !!! #GETEM !!
So glad I got away from that
Sooo my job interview with #Hollister is tomorrow _TWITTER-ENTITY_ 4 ... Im so nervous but excited lol wish me luck !
Great arms workout this morning
Can't wait until _TWITTER-ENTITY_ gets here !! ☺️
Got accepted to MIZZOU !!! Ahh _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_
\But then I realized I wasn't black ... So now I gots to wait til white Wednesday " _TWITTER-ENTITY_ "
\It's not you , it's me " " You're darn right it's you , you dumb heffer " . "
AND SOPHIA THINKS THAT ABOUT ME , YET SHE RETWEETS THAT KIND OF STUFF EVERYDAY !
Nick Saban reminds me of the god damn devil himself .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ YOU DID !!!!
Isaac pretending to take selfies !!!!
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ yeah . I don't know what your talking about anymore . Lololol
You gotta love my dad ... I've never seen someone so excited about having FaceTime
Fish camp is this Friday and I move in in 17 days ... ...
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you know I'm messin with you
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ yeah . Beer and sluts have fun with that .
its just the 2nd qtr guys , brees is just getting warmed up
Roasting weenies & amp ; drinking beer .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ wasn't trying to insult you . I'm saying in general it seems hard . Like the physics of two heads in that section .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ ohhh come on haha live a little
Oh hey guys btw , I made the scholar bowl team
I can't wait til _TWITTER-ENTITY_ comes home this month !
Only reason sharkeisha hit her again is cause once sharks smell blood they instinctively go for the kill
My name is Grishma and I'm a Procrastinator .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ lmao I know
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ I loled not gonna lie
#BadInk is the best show some of these tattoos are insane
\Holy shit… HOLY FUCKING MOTHER OF GOD SHITTING ALL OF HER SHIT ! " "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahah you guys are silly !
LMAO loving my dog barking .. my grandmas yelling at her like she understands , it's great . bark away baby , bark away
Now that the game is over Lucas will finally talk to me
Gonna go treat myself to a nice little massage
Watching Eli run is like watching a day old fawn learn to walk #painful
White Collar time
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ yes guys ! I'm excited
back to work
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ yea I am . hahahah I'm a smoker
I woke up to 82 text messages #thanksguys _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ looks like my schedule miraculously just filled up . I can't make it
You look stupid as hell in your Avi
“ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ : I'm not afraid of commitment . I'm afraid of committing to someone who won't commit to me . ” Can I get a amen
That was sweet and it was good to hear your voice . _TWITTER-ENTITY_
I'm seriously so hyper today .
Off to Philly .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ oh man I'm a beaut
craziest night ever #iloveit _TWITTER-ENTITY_
Everywhere you go people will talk so just flex on them haters
I go from think about smiles to Oreo cream being deodorant . How the hell does that happen ??
I think the guys from SOA are at sushi cafe with us ?
Dallas fans can get out of my time line right now and shut they mouths your input means nothing
It kills me when whores call other whores whores .... Stop it right now you hypocrite
I keep seeing these dog trainer commercials on tv . Apparently it's a growing industry maybe I should join . #ForRealTho
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Idk was I ?
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ get a haircut Tara . You looked way better in season one
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ u stop talking
Lance Hansen is in town !!
When I teacher asks you if you have a cell phone ... Then tells you to call someone who cares < & lt ; & lt ; & lt ; ♉
I've already done so much today and it's still early
Flossing my teeth every hour today so I don't have to listen to an angry dentist tomorrow
Tanner says I need medicated before watching football games ? Obviously what I call excitement/love 4 the game , he calls mental illness !
Jets are a joke
Here we go #SOA
“ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ : Adam really just made 5 vines in a row about killing a bug the size of an ant .. I date a biiiiitch . ”
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ that's cuz it's drugged
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I . Like . It !!!
Happy New Years Eve
Staying up late watching vampire diaries will be the death of us _TWITTER-ENTITY_ ... #ouremotions
Camping isn't the same without scary stories
Literally no one texts me besides my mom and dad .
You don't understand how happy I am rn
Damn I was hoping to watch Harry's ass for 4 minutes and 7 seconds .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I'm skipping class
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ wait you come home for work damn that sucks
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ such a jokester
it's only first game fools
So ... Catching Fire WAS on in Dexter ! #oops _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ well you ask Rodrigo I'm just his receptionist
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I know it does I was being sarcastic lol
Can't wait to see my gurrrrl _TWITTER-ENTITY_ Tuesday #MacMiller
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ man I think we only watched 1 grand entry this past wknd
Can it be 11 already _TWITTER-ENTITY_ #MicrosoftFL
Dinner and drinks with Dibbie and Jiff and Dibbie goes jack and coke is a hard drink can't you drink something more feminine ? #sorrymom
Why am I so emotional ?!
Damn , I'm single .
Shout out to _TWITTER-ENTITY_ for joining my family members on liking my profile picture ❤
You know it's gonna be a long day when you wake up an hour late then forget to put a mug under the Keurig ☕️
Hold on a sec while I go insane because iMessage is down . #chill
C'mon make me scream like I seen a ghost
Relationships are over rated . We are young let's all just have some fun .
\OMG ! Look at those cheeks ! Looks like it's storing nuts for the winter ! " _TWITTER-ENTITY_ #lmao "
Oh my gosh , I am in an abnormally good mood ! #bitchdontkillmyvibe
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you will get your head chewed off ... Stay far away
but im still feelin pretty good today , its good to get back into the practice routine . and todays my last day
Omg the wipeout to Asteria _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_
I have so many faces I love making .
Why do I laugh ? Cuz you hooked up with my girl so I know for fact you have a little dick & amp ; suck in bed ! So keep thinkin you're all that
On my last day of 4th grade I took 2 cameras to school with me & amp ; told myself I would get them developed when I graduate , now it's time !
Remember when pulling out in your fancy Mustang , make sure you can handle it lmao ! Pu$$ !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ sorry ... Totally will happen again
Accepted to Towson University
“ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ : I found zoo tycoon . Today is the greatest day . ” See ya in a week or two . That game took so much of my life away as a kid
Full House is the show
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ clearly dummy I was making fun of you duh !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ yay !!
i'm home from school bitches
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ lololol her accent
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Can't Wait !!!
So freaking close
Lmao ! _TWITTER-ENTITY_ prolly got _TWITTER-ENTITY_ shittin bricks about her car .
I just read my parents all the jokes on the _TWITTER-ENTITY_ twitter
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I know I'm funny
So if I had a band and I named it kerrang would that be illegal ?? _TWITTER-ENTITY_
Is it weird that I'm ready to go back to work ?
My twitter games been weeeeaaakk lately
I feel like I have no girls my age to hang out with ... Where's all the wild women at !
But I like volleyball , it's fun , when I play I make them duck \get down Natalia is gonna hit the ball to our faces " "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ sister just asked me if I was doing no shave November . haha I love her .
Have several seats .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ avi & gt ; & gt ; & gt ;
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you know it's true
DONE WITH PHYSICS BY 5
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I know ! Smh I've never done that it looks like funnnn
I got a rough side , a wild side , at least a country mile wide , a fighting side after havin a few .
My moms triceps are sore so before I left I squeezed her arms really hard and then ran out the door muahahaha
If you don't text back I'm going back to sleep .
Me , a sick girl Trynna sleep , and Emily , Ryan and tori wake me up and steak me .. Oh my friends
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ DUHHH
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ heheh whoops so sorry
You know why they call me gandee candee ? Cause its tricker treat all year around ! #shaingandee #buckwild
Going to Norwalk again this weekend ! Leaving Friday afternoon or _TWITTER-ENTITY_ night
No sleep tonightttttt .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I just have to remind you sometimes you tend to forget
That feeling when you get your paycheck - #work
\If I lay my head down on youWould it be , would it be too late ? " Now here's a throwback ! "
My week has been crazyyyyy but I'm not getting any types of sleep . ✋
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ whenever you tweet the tweets get sent to my phone I hadn't got one in a while , it got turned off somehow .. This is an outrage
Epic time in baseball ⚾ And they won !!!
I love my car to death but it's such a bitch with the gas hopefully getting a small car #fatherdear
This is the second time this week I was mistaken for a lesbian ?! umm ..
Oh well . Might as well put them to good use .
I ain't got no worriesss ✊✊
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ because you know nobody else is going to
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ yeah I feel like I give that look to a lot of people .. Hahaha
You know you're doing it wrong when your child who looks about 15 is walking around with a binky in their mouth
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ come study with meeeeee
I blame _TWITTER-ENTITY_ for igniting my Candy Crush addiction .
Get off your phone . Your addicted ! _TWITTER-ENTITY_ just kidddding .
2nd time someone has confused my brother with my boyfriend today #holyawkward
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ crofoot tonight ! AHHH
Couldn't be anymore happier that this is the last day of class
When your 86 year old grandma just did a cannonball off the diving board > & gt ;
Now that my dress is ready and perfect , I'm getting REAL excited about prom !!!!
Tattoo . I can't wait for you
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ yep ! I was wondering why you would punch a kid in the helmet ...?
Sooooo hype for this Amanda Knox interview tonight
Why they have to trade Rudy Gay the Raptors were the best 2K team
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Me too ! Lets do it someday
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I didddd
S/O to my main slice for joining #teamiphone _TWITTER-ENTITY_
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahaha .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you tweeted about it 5 hours ago !
IM IN A REALLY GOOD MOOD
Oh and by the way 49ers are gonna win the Super Bowl
What makes you think you'll find somebody better than me ?.. Silly boy
Yeah , I'd get the street bike with the flames ! #SaidNoOneEver #goober
How embarrassing for you . #eatshit
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I'm so excited .
Forrest : you're the poop to my pee . Gee we are such an adorable couple
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ haha I went from smooth to shut down in about 2 seconds .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ really is my own personal hair dresser .
The way girls fight > & gt ; & gt ; #Toofunny
My neighbors must think I'm crazy for all the yelling I'm doing
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ damn . I guess so . FML .
Between _TWITTER-ENTITY_ & amp ; _TWITTER-ENTITY_ I dunno who sent me more snaps yesterday .
Dude , where's my car is on tonight
god I love being fake
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I miss you too !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahahahahahaha do it
Why don't any of us just go to Mexico lol times a million
Back into my obsessed workout phase ! Here we come 8am bike ride !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ that was a terrible comeback !!! But sorry bout it you dicknose cock jockey
I would be incredibly surprised if someone chose to DM me instead of FB or text .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you asshole _TWITTER-ENTITY_
Going to see Superman tonight . I'm pretty pumped .
I could be the biggest bitch , but noo
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you funny boy
When _TWITTER-ENTITY_ DM's me instead I texting me .. Hahaha . #Loser
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ not if you share with me ! Haha
I have checked 3 three things off my bucket list this weekend
Hmm not married ? I VOLUNTEER AS TRIBUTE !!
Im so excited for tonight☺️
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ no ! I do that ALL THE TIME i think it is hilarious
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ \my huffy bike has a flat from talking sweet jumps . " .. he said "
\Ill text you when my train lands ..... oops .... I mean .... parks ? " "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ haha why are we watching this
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ loose fits for you and tight fits for me !
Wish I was still in high school so it wouldn't be strange for me to go rolling for homecoming week .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahahaha not that bad !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ pretty sure Kelsey spilled the beans one time and told me admitted that pussy truck is sexy #uknowitstrue
Lorain for a day !
I'm annoying ? Hahaha , says you , Frodo Baggins .
Richard Simmons on Chelsea Lately ... LETS SWEAT !!!
dude shut the fuck up
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Let's write an essay about this rape !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ i knowwwww
Why do people say ' acting black ' how the fuck you gonna act a color ? Lmfao
Yayyy leah can eat a triscuit whole #proud _TWITTER-ENTITY_
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ Well if marriage is relationship , then this relationship works out 50% time in America !
When you wake up to the most random text ever lolol
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ nooo shiiittt hahah im like still sweating
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ if you say so !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ ik im joking good student ?
I'm way fresha then all my foes , somebody please pick out their clothes
1 of my dresses came in the mail today #Hype
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Mom wants you to be dad #SheAStupidHoe _TWITTER-ENTITY_
I'm so excited for tonight eeeepp
Easy Mac saves the day
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ my tan is pretty sweet too
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ well I mean it was given to me
using the jane rizzoli method to open an envelope we sealed before putting everything in .
No homework and drinking a yoo-hoo . ☺️
September 28th beer pong tournament in Yankton SD I'm so excited
“ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ : My stomach growled in class and the girl next to me gave me food ” _TWITTER-ENTITY_
The fact that I just saw a commercial for Walking Dead Season 4 !
I can easily say I'm excited for my newscast producing class . Journalism is about to get real !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ didnt see that coming ! I should really prepare myself more
Here is a kiss for you ! And you and you ! Just cause I'm happy
Anyone else not been to sleep and have a class in 3 hours ? Lolz yay me
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ omg !! What a ham !!! And look at that babygreat pics ..
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I still don't know how James Franco ended up in oz ... ✨
SCSU hockey time !!! #huskypride
I wonder what celebrities have blocked me after searching their name
Did i really just see that !?
If anyone wants to see Obama in a ref uniform tune into BYU vs Boise St in ESPN ... the head red sounds just like him ...
We're like & amp ; ❄
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ too true I told Jake this morning I was scared that I'd turn it on one day and know the people ...
Omg Blaire just now learned how to say crustacean
Ok cool , take me out and buy shoes and stay on your phone ..
My mom just placed an online Domino's order and had it delivered to Domino's ......
And we laughed .
Friday night football !! Can't freaking wait !!!
NICE GAME SOCCER TEAM FIRST WIN And many more to come
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Never say never or never know
Getting my bridesmaid dress alternated for mammas wedding ! #eeeek
I hate mornings OMG retweet this if u agree lololol Yep , that's about 90 percent of twitter .
ONE MORE PAGE
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ freaking love you so much that literally made my night !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ aww I thought you were going to put an embarrassing one of me , and you were actually nice !
Seriously not shopping for myself for the rest of the year ... Which will be a tough 18 days ...
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ ☝ So Sassy !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ whatever makes ya feel good big gal
Emojis make life so much better
I feel a sense of accomplishment when I pour the perfect tasting cup of iced coffee _TWITTER-ENTITY_
Your bf isn't that true to you is he
Am I the last adult in the world that drinks whole milk ?
Nights like these are always awesome ... and it's not even summer yet
I don't want to wear makeup today
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ your card made me giggle #socute #loveyou
I'm gunna cake on a shit ton of make up to see how much it'll take to make me pretty , if possible
I have no worries
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ well text me back loser .
Plenty of pussy around , scram
Cleaning my room it's really messy I found floor yay
It's almost over !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ go ahead dame lets hear your philosophy on life
Gonna go home , and try to finish reading the AVPSY script before it comes out tonight !
There's always a little satisfaction when you pick up your drink and you can still feel a lot in there .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ tweets #waitwhat
I love being the aby " at CVCC everybody's a bit older than me , but I still have lots of awesome friends and classmates ! "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ lol stfu Whitney your cute as could be and that's why resean love you lol like yourself and your skin color
I have no idea how I'm gonna get shit done in math this semester with _TWITTER-ENTITY_ , Kenya , and Gradie
Taking our English teachers truck and debit card to the store is this real life ? _TWITTER-ENTITY_
The fact that I drive from my house to johns when he lives right up the street proves how lazy I am
I love vine !
goodnight texts from my boyf & gt ; & gt ; & gt ; & gt ; _TWITTER-ENTITY_
Can't wait to go shopping
What's the point of wearing that if you don't have boobs
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I agree ...
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I couldn't help myself
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ okayy thought I was the only one who thought it was hard AF !! I'm going to the place Tuesday cos Im sick of this one
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Jeff , you're only young once but can be immature your whole life !
Whenever I hear One Direction on the radio I think of _TWITTER-ENTITY_
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ oooo so jel , can you get one of them attachable bikes so we can go on a bike cruise together ?
Homework for daysssss
Aha gabbys dad just said I should be in a scary movie
Youth movie night
Rainy Saturday night outing
My dad loses his wallet more than anyone I know
At the Arlington football game !
Just now going to school .. _TWITTER-ENTITY_
Well definitely didn't see this coming #mixedemotions
Kids are with their dad for the next couple of days #ToyaTime
Well my grandfather gave me $100 . Tattoo tonight ? Maybe so .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Get to it boy !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ Did any of the kids make the grade ? Oh , I forgot \Child Labor Laws ! " "
Browns suck ..
I CANT WAIT TILL ' TOMORROW AFTER SCHOOL !!! I GET TO SEE MY AMAZING GIRLFRIEND !!!! ❤️
Meh my honest conversation I had with _TWITTER-ENTITY_ last night haha
The fact that My Babeee comes home tomorrow ❤❤
Well made it to town .. Headed to the movies ! haha #thugsss _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_
Nick nack patty wack give a dog a bone this old man went rolling home
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Eeeek !!!
AC4 is bad ass . I've been playing it for hours and can't get enough ✊⛵️
Sent _TWITTER-ENTITY_ the most random meme on accident but it's hilarious
Me and _TWITTER-ENTITY_ having a very professional debate in relationships on _TWITTER-ENTITY_ .
I don't like my boyfriend .
Seeing the One Direction movie with _TWITTER-ENTITY_ was so great .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ calm down it's just lyrics
I feel like a slob as all the morning runners pass me and I'm just walking eating my breakfast burrito . ✋
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ oh you know just living the dream .. Trying to conquer the world
I don't think anybody understands my excitement for tomorrow
Tomorrow is our last day I can't take this #mixedemotions
IT'S SIGNING DAY !!!!
Man I love this city and can't wait to move
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ that is singlehandedly the most romantic thing ever
Where's my cupcake ?! I want to cuddle and he won't stop hunting .. such a boy
strongest drink I've ever had
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ low key I'd be so down for a midnight ride right now . But I have another lab to finish .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ remember when we were suppose to leave at 5am !
Justin Bieber finally is retiring !!! #BieberHater
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I love them so much
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ okay 10,000 dolla . ps that's sweet make mom and dad get it for you
Omg _TWITTER-ENTITY_ and mines convo right now is making me feel worse about myself
Anyone wanna snap or kik me
Altus bound could not be happier !!
I have so much love for _TWITTER-ENTITY_ it's crraaaaaaaaazzzyyyy ♋✔❤❄⛄☀❗
Breaking Bad has me laughing out loud one minute and tearing up the next
not at school , again .
9 days till the first volleyball game
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ probably why we failed our finals hahaha
Next Valentines Day I'm just gonna act like its April Fools that way I can still enjoy it
People don't realize I'm perfectly happy avoiding humanity
When I put on sweats just consider the fact I will act manly #IFeelFree
Ha I never sleep
Setting back and watching ...
i washed my car while it was raining this morning
My parents texting each other right now #funny
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ That's going to go right to her head
Rocked out to Thriller last night at the Midway .. Really wish someone would of recorded it #CauseThisIsThriller
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ hhahaha
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ don't know which one you like more ennet ... LMAO
Paula's bringing me a brownie tomorrow
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ sausage and apples ...
baha #getALife please
I went to school with the armed robber thoooo
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ This isn't Barbie playing wedding . You are married so quit the game nutso .
I blame Disney for my high expectations from men
Can't wait to see the call
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I stopped in the middle of sex with my bf to get in my shower and get off with the detachable handle #sluttyconfession
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Yeah , perfect . My phone has the technology to zoom in . Thanks man .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ donut . And ill see you tomorrow
WE ARE BUYING A HOUSE ! Still in shock #happy
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ your welcome I'm a gentlemen like that #TheFamily
my new tv gets Netflix on it
I ate about the entire pan of cinnamon rolls this morning .
I just named Ashley's car Dory . I am the best car-name-picker .
good thing it wasnt _TWITTER-ENTITY_ this time !!!
Some people are allll talk
PRETTY POSITIVE IM GOING TO KENYA THIS SUMMER
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I knew you would favorite that . #facebookstalking #whoops
My ass looks nice in these sweat pants
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ it doesn't
uh 5:45 is gonna come early
Loling at my life right now
On my way to Warped Tour in Slc ! Can't wait for tomorrow ! ☀ _TWITTER-ENTITY_
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ people who judge us who work out are just jealous haters !
Last class of this semester !!! ✌️
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ ur listening to country
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ lmao ik ik . Me fal
Just sneezed all over my laptop .. my mom says \don't sneeze in your computer ! You'll give it a virus ! " haha #welldonemom #myhumor "
Pretty little liars
I love being sarcastic !
That's the second time blood has shot out of my arm And the lady has jumped ... . That's what happens when you play with my veins ..
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ okay , maybe I'm evil .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ good luck with that , says Taylor ... bahahaha .
At Christina's!!!!!!!!!!! It's been forever
New joke : I got into a fight with paralyzed guy ... he didn't stand a fucking chance .
I'll never forget , the time I was on All Bets Are Off with Bruce Drennan . #ClevelandRocks
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ that's what I like to hear .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I could so take someone
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ nope haha
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ dang . Yeah well who needs sleep !? Not the young and powerful #liveitup
I want oreos
On a brighter note I'm having lunch with my mom and little brother at his school for a surprise !!!!
A single pack of gum lasts much longer now that i graduated
to every race car driver that has to put a suit on tonight ... god bless you ! #feelbad
HOLY SHIT .
I am still not all the way packed and I leave tomorrow so .... I rock
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ so close , yet so far !!! #mixedemotions
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ it's the government again my dude !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ double the meat for a gay boy ( you )
I HAVE A SOCK BUN ON MY HEAD !!! & amp ; I don't look Amish !
The vines _TWITTER-ENTITY_ sent me & gt ; & gt ; & gt ; & gt ; & gt ; & gt ;
It's funny how everyone has something to say to Oak Hill and then are never on it for real like us Sowweey .
Def need to ice my shoulder when I get home ouch
I'm sorry but the face : don't ever use it , please . It's the worst emoji besides .
Did you know that Tulsa spelled backwards is a slut ?
Officially on winter break
Let's see how long this boyfriend will last . #WhatAJoke
This game is soooooooooooo long !!!!!!!!!!! ⚾
Definitely forgot about payday
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ or up it in the winter time
lol is john really gonna say every line of the movie before it's said
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I actually quite enjoy you .
Skipping school today
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ next time
God my body is seriously struggling right meow but I wouldn't have it any other way #compprep
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ ally wouldn't send that , she doesn't even know where to buy stamps from
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ no .
I can cross out getting kicked out of the pool off my Summer to do list
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahahaha no !!! Lol I just thought it was funny
It needs to be next Tuesday !!! _TWITTER-ENTITY_
My DMB ticket is in my possession
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Thats my girl HAHAH
Coldplay live 2012 cd & amp ; DVD is the reason why I'm single
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ \seriously she's on national television , she needs to get that shit whitend " "
my tree almost fell 2 times
Everyone is so surprised
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahaha perfect
☺ the range of emotions I go through when I receive a snapchat
Just watched _TWITTER-ENTITY_ on YouTube and thought it was the funniest shit ever ! thankyou for making my day _TWITTER-ENTITY_
When _TWITTER-ENTITY_ complains ... And I'm just like ... #nobodycares
LAST HOME GAME TONIGHT in the spectrum at 7 against Nevada !! See you all there
2nd day !! Excited
HASHTAG & gt ; & gt ; & gt ;
I think _TWITTER-ENTITY_ and I have a mutual need to like ALL of each other's Instagram trip pics . It is pretty awesome
Listening to the Frozen soundtrack on my way back home
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ metalocolypse bahaha
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ that's is true but girls bitch about a lot of other things all the time
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you already are though
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ missed extra points count against me too tho
i have not laughed this hard in soo long
I need to job search in funcie , anyone know of places hiring ?
When creepy ass people just stare at you
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ This song is on fucking point
“ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ : _TWITTER-ENTITY_ I bet you end up buying a bunch of clothes you won't be able to pack and have to add a new suitcase ”
Hey hey you you I don't like your girlfriend
Hmmm . He's ot sure if it is the right ... Thing ... " What could the mystery gift be ... Any guesses ? "
brb getting loopy
Tonight's gonna be a good good night ☺️ #valleyscare #withthefriends
I can always count on _TWITTER-ENTITY_ to introduce me to some real weirdos , that's for sure
If you text me and I act weird , that is why .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ crap , it is . I forgot that song !
Remember when _TWITTER-ENTITY_ had a full blown conversation with a tree last year
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ makes complete sense lol but I'm doing fantasticlol
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Hell yeah !
Oomfs is one if the prettiest girls I know☺ ... Yeah okay April fools your ugly bitch
Omg just got hugged by two random but very adorable toddlers at the movie theatre !!!
Ok going into my music on my phone and seeing my whole iTunes library available bc of iCloud ..... Rock out
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ boy got cakes
I'm so weak .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ so you played dumb but you already knew ??
#Awkward comes on tonight !
14 days till i get that permit
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ oooooo ! Can we please please please !!!!!?
We got game plans because we ain't no basic bitches _TWITTER-ENTITY_
Arguing with a kid , using large words .
The lengths I just went to open a jar of damn pickles & lt ; & lt ; & lt ; & lt ; #20minuteslater
Tm morning is going to be so weird waking up with a tongue ring
Snap chatting with _TWITTER-ENTITY_ & gt ; & gt ; & gt ;
College Spanish today > & gt ; & gt ; #IHaveDied
Going to get a massage , so ecstatic !
Why in the hell would you tattoo a guys name on you when you switch boyfriends every two weeks ?! Good Luck getting that shit off .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ good luck babes !!! Smash it
Took my clothes off to get in the shower and found sand .... #aftermathofPCB
Feast of the strawberry moon ❤✌ #SuperFun
Guess who freaking forgot to sign up for student advisement great
Bitch I'm not old news , I'm more like gold shoes✋
Beyond excited for all of these changes that are about to happen can't wait to officially say see ya Massachusetts wahoo #NowIsTheTime
I hate when people forget to _TWITTER-ENTITY_ you
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ it's pretty funny
When my dad tells Michael they need to learn to put the tools up before they ride of into the fuckin sunset ! #laughingsohard
Decided to stay on the pill can't risk becoming more emotional then crazy ass is now .
Joe is playing in a pro tournament right now ! And he just hit a guy in the belly button !
I feel like Pierz should get a warning that all of the girls are going to be back in town tonight , and we love a good reunion
I know they say space is good in a relationship but this much space could drive a girl insane
It's only an interview but I still cannot control my excitement right now
Oh you know rice cakes for breakfast
It's 9 at night and mom says to me \ I just realized I forgot to eat dinner " lol uh mom wtf !? "
Maybe I should just change my name and make everyone's lives easier
wait I got yelled at for texting the group message when austin got his phone taken at school yesterday
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ yea there was a white kid behind Jessica laughing at us
Lmfao Jolene just yelled at Natalie in her sleep
Max and I are all about free samples
In other news , I get to go to my therapists tomorrow to getting Adderall prescription refilled . It's legit been 20 days . o_O ☺
I have this problem where I like to spend money .
Now in Habersham , Tennessee
I'm so pumped to go to the World Series ..... ⚾⚾⚾⚾ #SoftballIsLife
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ couldn't be any Boreder !?
my aunt shianns homeeee !!! Im sooo mf happy !!! ☺
It snowing so bad
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ .. Your the only one that knows that sister ..
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ deffs wasn't talkin about her Miley does rock a nice camel sometimes though
Old school Black Eyed Peas Pump it louuudaahh
I don't know who I hate more . selena gomez or kim kardashian .
If I can relate to a tweet that bothers me with a passion , I retweet it with force . #AmITheOnlyOne ?
You good .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ fawk it !! Why not both !? Lmao #feedme #please ill supply the OJ
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahaha you would think of that
Here we go ...
Till this day , I still can't look at green jello without thinking of flubber ..
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ aw hell yea
“ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ : _TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahaha oh goodness your fine ” I heard his brother is single . I will hook you two up
Hoping to have plans tonight with _TWITTER-ENTITY_ !!
I'm seriously way too excited about going to Morgantown Monday these days will drag on . Let's go I can't wait any longer
You're a creep and you think I didn't notice that
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ well we will change that over break .. I'm so excited !! ☺
Literally just caught myself whistling Christmas music ...
MY SEXY VERIZON GUY LIKED MY PICTURE #marryme #iloveyou
I could eat chips and queso all day , every day and never get tired of it . mmmm
The cricket is back !!! I might have to shoot it !!!
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ lmao ! I haven't either Ron said my tweeting reaches it peak at midnight or so
Can't handle watching basketball games .... Get way to excited
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ YA !!!!!!!!!!!! #SoExcited #TurnUp
It's going to snow today
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ eff off !!
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahah I didn't mean that i meant that everytime I say something you think it's lame like a hookah and weeds
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ IBM hi text me I got my new phone in
Dad ( in baby voice talking to dogs I love Minty and I love Sasha .. .. AND WHY DO YOU THINK YOU CAN JUST SHIT EVERYWHERE ?! #BiPolar
So far my summer has consisted of having a few chats with my cows and jamming out by myself in the tractor #winner
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ my life
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I do ! it's crazy they won't be making the playoffs !!
#TeamNoTexts right now .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I'm jk homes
who going to the mentor game with me next week ????
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ it'd be funny !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ loves my snapchats .
Unless I come back for summer which most likely wont happen
This is the end is fuckin funny every time
2 days 3 hours and 27 minutes until I'm on my way home #IsThisRealLife ??
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ perk Hahaha jk .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ oh I know lol . The stuff you say kills me . I miss good ol sunshine days ... when Karen was gone lol .
Good thing I don't have to go to school today
My phone is fixed new screen and lens
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Omg it's so true
I think just about the whole ball team napped got to love being on the same schedule as 15 other girls
We created the butt flapper at work
I finally found out how to use emojis !!! #FINALLY
I'm just laughing my ass off that's all .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ liseyg add me !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ lol NoSCHOOL tOmORROW !
Whose up ?
Growin a flat top again
Gotta give a speech tomorrow , and clean the church van , sweet
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ haha running through Kansas , kstate , and ok state to do it too !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ That's my fridge
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I just now did that !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ it's a ghost
Having gullible friends like _TWITTER-ENTITY_ is the way of life
Thank God I made it to Florida's coast . If I wouldn't have been able to be on a beach cause of Ohio weather I woulda been pissed .
My dr probably thinks I died since I've missed like my last 3 appointments
Over half way done with work
Officially licensed bitchessss
I seriously suck at school .
Burps are just whispers that are screaming
I WILL BE IN PANAMA NEXT SATURDAY ! Omgomgomg
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ think I can pick up all the fellas
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ and I always have interesting conversations on the phone
My mom has a crush on _TWITTER-ENTITY_
Put clothes on
What happened last night
Me and Lexy don't even text anymore . All we do is make weird faces and talk to each other on Snap Chat
Awake at 2AM making room adjustments , because of my 5 hour nap earlier
I really can't wait till Kristin has Kaimen . Like , I'm so exited to have a nephew .
All these stressed out finals tweets make me laugh ! I've been done with school since we came back in January #suckas ☺
I think I'm falling for you
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ that word splendid just made me giggle lol
About to do another fantasy basketball draft✊
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I'm dying at your reply !!
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ is just too funny .
I didn't realize how gray Obama's hair is getting .
Can't believe me and Lilly just went on the sling shot twice .
You're so pretty ... Thanks . Pretty ugly ! Hahahaha , things my siblings say .
Had fun playing pond hockey #hockey
The season begins
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ falling on our rollerblading adventure tho & gt ; & gt ; & gt ; & gt ; #HILARIOUS #rotfl literally .. Rolling around laughing
If oomf was mine again & gt ; & gt ;
Festival of Lights is a must after thanksgiving
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ round two tonight
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahah you tweet the funniest stuff ! Always crackin me up
My life's better than yours
Okay can life be anymore exciting right now ???!!! ☺
Girls night with _TWITTER-ENTITY_
I love going to the dentist .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ My day of doing absolutely nothing and relaxation was fantastic too , so fuck you ! and I know that today was not great !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ we're cool kids
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ because you've been awake for days
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahaha but your already a star so you don't have to worry !!
First day of cross country #haventranallsummer #whyamiawake
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ is on a Harry Potter binge today
Well at least we got through event 1
Cuddled up watching national lampoons Christmas vacation
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ haha it was fun ! My mum would hit the roof if she knew
Explained to my tumbling instructor what a red nose is
Just got a shot & amp ; cried like a baby
made the best dinner ever .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ realized I had a lot a stake and walking needed my full attention
Watching the _TWITTER-ENTITY_ episode of #snl . AGAIN . #sofunny
I cant wait
Janissa brings out my ratchet side .
Can't wait to spend time with my BFFFF . _TWITTER-ENTITY_ misssss her so much
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ is fueled by chocolate .
Wake up call on a Saturday #horseshowprobs
LAST DAY IN HAWAII YAYAYAYAYAAY
only ny guy " can't have me "
At the honor thing for my clock I made , Blaine High School teachers were having a ight " about having me next year instead of Andover HS "
Can we take a moment to notice that I'm currently laying in bed , eating ice cream and watching This Is Us ... by myself #teamloser
I'm ready for tonight . To let loose & amp ; just have fun . ✌️
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ it's so bad cause whenever I go in I want everythinggggg ! Lol
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ much love
✨ - you're such an awesome person . a role model actually . you do what needs to be done . we need to have some fun again
I have a big day ahead of me
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Thank you !!! Now I just have to write about zombies
Less than 48 hours
You really fucked me up , but you also opened my eyes to what I really deserve , so thank you ☺️
Guys I'm going into the FBI
really wana go downstairs to get that strawberry pastry but my moms down there ..........
I swear the slightest but if caffeine makes me so jittery for the rest of the day
\BLACK COCK DOWN ! BLACK COCK DOWN ! " I'm sorry I've been thinking about that quote all night "
How should I take advantage of the fact I'll have the house to myself till Monday ....??
I just drank a huge coffee and I feel like sprinting around the world 5 times
I can't take you seriously if you have less than 18k tweets
It has been such a good day
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ they're on the same campus !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahaha couldn't we all !
Everyone is looking so tan .
We both have red lipstick Avis like omfg we're such fab sluts . ☺️
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ OMG yes !!! now I get to see you when I go down there
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ OMGGGG I JUST NOW SAW THIS ! OMGOMGOMG ❤
“ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ : Respect a girl who can drive a stick” I think of that night I tried driving yours in high school _TWITTER-ENTITY_
Every time I get close to someone I always fuck it up .
This news just made my weekend .
As soon as my boyfriend leaves I can finally put on shark week !
I never realized how funny Elaine is on Seinfeld !
YAYAY less than a week till break
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ just tryin to give ya a laugh so you aren't stressin
We hit tommorow baby !
if you change your username on Instagram every week i probably cant stand you
I'm hungry .. Someone bring me food
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ that's fine . Just remember those pictures I have .
Those Jersey girls know how to fight
I have a creepy ass laugh
Coyote Ugly is on
My hair has me feeling like Mufasa
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ how ya like that tweet ?!
Why am I wanting Mexican food so early in the morning
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ no .. I just wasn't llowed " too . "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I have no Idea you'd probably be lost or something ! I love my amanamaninity
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I didn't read the material , I'm probably going to take a nap & amp ; I was only going for the pizza afterwards .
Lol okay okay I'm done being mean .
Just got home , time to lay in bed with heating blanket
four more days _TWITTER-ENTITY_
Well hello there strawberry vodka
Shoutout to the beautiful _TWITTER-ENTITY_ miss you babes ! ❤❤❤❤
I send my sister ugly snapchats because she can't screen shot .
And the night will only get better
Those tweets & gt ; & gt ; #subbin
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ haha #takeajoke
So excited theres no school tomorrow
Work today , off tomorrow
TERESA FAVORITED MY TWEETS !!!
I fell in love with the internet at first site
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ . I like wiz .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Do it up girl , have as many people as you want . _TWITTER-ENTITY_ is just jealous he doesn't have as many friends as you !!
Yayyyy ! It feels great being able to show friends the huge benefit of bringing #Advocare into their lives !
\From zero to holy crap in 4.8 seconds . " #TheBigBangTheory "
Interview today !!
Finally got this to work again !
On the 13th day of Christmas my true love gave to me .... nothing cause my ass is single
It's impossible to go to sleep with Ridiculousness on . _TWITTER-ENTITY_ #ridiculousness
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ You and my mom
DAY JUST MADE BECAUSE MAYDAY PARADE IS GOING TO BE AT WARPED TOUR THIS SUMMER . ☺️☺️
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Booty Had Me Like
When I was 16 & amp ; conceited as fuck I use to think ; if I look this good now I can't imagine what I'll look like when I'm 18 .. #ineverchanged
asdfghjkl MY DAD IS GIVING ME HIS IPHONE 5s #daddysprincess
The xbox one is actually pretty legit
All your tweets about food is making me hungry , no I have to I down stairs and find something to eat _TWITTER-ENTITY_
can't sleep & amp ; have to wake up at 6:45
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ other things can kill you as well ! Not just people .. Just wanted to let ya in on a little secret
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ HAHAHA . yeah I was gonna say something about that emoji .. HAHA
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ i see u fixed that tweet lol . Its cool . I do it to .
Can you find that splinter _TWITTER-ENTITY_
Boy , the music makes me lose control
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ your profile pic is horrible of me , thanks !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ great minds think alike
What a fun weekend ahead .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ oh totes
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ you're contradicting yourself . You can get information from the media , but I can't ?
First day waitressing by myself . #nervous
Superbad never gets old
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ The shambly ones from the derby tg at Charlie bear didn't get uploaded for some reason ? But they'll be posted real soon
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ haha that's why I'm in her bed & amp ; not mine .
Well at least I barely spent any money last night
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ swamp thing
Just woke up !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ maybe I'll show you
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Yay good ! And aw ok deff , txt me whenever
I'm doing nothing on my Saturday night . #yay
When I walk into Charming Charlie's my face be like :
My conversations with _TWITTER-ENTITY_
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I'm cracking up just thinking about it
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I ❤ you too . That's why I put up with your crazy self
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hey no thanks
Catfish right now is crazy , this is the first real one I ever saw
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahaha how can not smile ?! ... _TWITTER-ENTITY_ showed it to me blame her
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Thanks , he did an excellent job building it
New beats ? Hell yeah
My mood right now > & gt ; & gt ;
Patrick : Wait ... why am I here ?! SPONGEBOB , I'M HAVING AN EXIT PENCILS CRISIS !! Kills me every time .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ was I there ? I missed this . I can bring you an air doughnut .
I'm not sure if I like 90's music because it's good , or because it takes me back to the happiest days I can remember . But either way .. ✊
The fun I'm having with this cheeeeeeez !
This chocolate milk got me feelin some type of way
I don't think I did good on my exam but I have an A this semester and a A last semester so I'm good
I'm flattered he looks so much like me
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ wait until you enter gas school ... Pain will reveal itself to you .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I was just chillin !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ thank you !!
JK Rowling is writing an 8th Harry Potter book . My life is complete .
I HAVE A BROADWAY STATION ON PANDORA !! IT'S DOING WONDERS THAT YOUTUBE COULD NEVER DO !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ baked by melissa take 2 #CantGetEnough
Turnin up in Lex tonight with _TWITTER-ENTITY_
Also _TWITTER-ENTITY_ those snaps weren't bad , I was expecting much worse when I opened it ; knowing what you and _TWITTER-ENTITY_ do with it
“ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ : I just really want to befriend an Amish person that wants to ease into modern American life . ” That actually sounds fun
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ He is taller then me I shouldn't be talking . He has that one inch advantage over me .
When the English teacher says \Daaaaaaaaassyummmmm " dramatically & gt ; & gt ; & gt ; & gt ; & gt ; ✋✋ "
A huge thank you to _TWITTER-ENTITY_ for helping me out and taking my shift tonight !! I owe you big time !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Yes bug . Wgw .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you're love better be ready for a boxing match then !!
PS : I learnt how to lay my baby hair because of you . Favorite video to date _TWITTER-ENTITY_ my shit be LAID
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ see ? It's pitiful that you know exactly who I'm referring to .
Remember when I was scared of the water cause I said there were sharks In it ... _TWITTER-ENTITY_
I can still get you and I can still make you
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ haha oh wait #noiphone haha
It may sound weird but I wanna know how good of a kisser you are _TWITTER-ENTITY_
Just live your life , aye aye
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ i hope you get ripped raped and robbed at school
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ FOOL ! #nosympathy
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I was crying I was laughing so hard
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ lmao . When coach called him Blizz though & gt ; & gt ; & gt ; & gt ; #died
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I know !!!!!!!!!!!
Damn it feels great to be a winner lol
Now watching bridesmaids
That just shows how stupid you fucking are Tricia , my tweet wasn't even about you honey . #getthefuckouttahere #youaintshit
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ tweets right now though ..
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahahahaha ❤ my socks are like an inch away from my knee cap
Making things more interesting
Hahahahaha righttttt ! If I wanted to be in a controlling , shitty relationship , I'd still be with your dumbass ... Good try though
“ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ : Men think about sleep and food as much as sex . ” I'm sure the people that know me will call me out on this lol
Him And His Sexy Self !
A big thanks to my dog for peeing all over my back pack
I have no idea what team is what .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ OMG !
Lou is the best
Step Brothers ! Funniest movie ever !!!
She's the best ☺️ _TWITTER-ENTITY_
did you know cheerleading was originally done by men ? me either
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ THANKS SO MUCHyou're the only one that answered my lovely cactus question
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ Yes ma'am ... a girl can dream .. think I will have sausage tonight ... Heehaw !!!
Spending the day with _TWITTER-ENTITY_
My wiener dog loves tennis just as much as I do
Lol at that tweet I just read #winner
All that's left to do is graduate
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ fakes when he says he's drinking because he doesn't even stay up until 2
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ smile , you woke up today !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ HAHA BITCH
\Walk of shame is proof you got some last night , own that shit . " Girl code "
when people think I'm sub tweeting them , shitttt if it applies ...
just getting done work ... does anyone else see a problem here ?
Well _TWITTER-ENTITY_ cleaned shit off the walls in the men's bath room at work . Should make you feel better if you're having a bad night .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I wanna take it's cubs !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ agreed !!
I know just about everyone of these songs on singing bee , I need to go on this show ! ✌✌
Insidious 2 tonight ! #⃣2⃣ _TWITTER-ENTITY_
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ well I'm sure they got the point
3 days .. 3 more days . I think I can do this ! #tooexcited _TWITTER-ENTITY_
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ yeah I'm not sure why we kept tagging you Sam
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ sweet sweet revenge !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ yaaaay !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ saturday !!!
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ Don't hate the player hate the game
With a huge on my face
Bass so loud you gon have to scream
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ ah yeah you know the exact feeling
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ well now I'm just disappointed ! It's alright , I'll give you a pass for that this time . ✌
I mighta cheated but tht makes him look dumb not me rite
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ can you even lift a bat ? Lmao
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ the cheapest
This last 45 minutes of clinicals is going by so ...... Slow !!! I wanna jam out to music with my sunroof open & amp ; windows down !! ☀
Got asked to go out on a date last night . Reply : Sure , if you wanna talk about my boyfriend the whole time .
A drunk mind speaks sober thoughts so somebody better take this phone away from me before I make a fool of myself ✋
A wins a win in my book you should try reading
Go workout here soon it's been a week since I've touched some weights !
I do not dance ! so ... if you catch me dancing you best believe I'm heavily intoxicated !
Working our corners at night ! ☝ _TWITTER-ENTITY_
I want a hamster so bad . And when I get him , he shall be called SGT . Pepper !! #TrueStory ❤
Whoever made this ' Summer Hits of the 90s ' channel on my Pandora is a genius . Hope nobody in the office can hear me singing #superstar
Hannah Montana #nevergetsold #DisneyChannelDays
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ lol , that's what ya get when you move to the good ole Rock , a nice ole accent .
I swear my interactions with guys are over before they even begin #ishouldwriteabook #myjokeofalovelife
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ yeah right .. #jealous
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hehehe I know
My toe touches are crooked wtf
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ get the keys mom we going shopping tho !
I swear , some of our tweets are about the same girl . _TWITTER-ENTITY_ unless its just VERY , I mean very coincidental .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ thats usually how i feel when we hangout . ZING !!
Something is seriously wrong when I find out my mom has been catching up on gossip girl episodes alone ....
Feeling pretty boss after a ridiculous \we're back " gym session with the trainers tonight . Ahhh BCAA's Iyou . #fitfam #fitness "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ HOLY SHIT I CAN'T WAIT omg two more weeks
My nail polish color is called \Gogo Girl ""
Thank goodness 13 going on 30 came on . I was about to clean my room out of boredom
I'm about to be quoting stepbrothers all night
Going to see T.I. Lil wayne and Future in august , never been so pumped !
Grandma thought Snooki was a Kardashian
LOL saw that coming .. #goodforyou ✌
indians game August 9th , prepare for screaming girls that are painted red ...
Nala is the real slim shady
Been out of Bloomington for less than 12 hours and im already headed back
I woke up at 6 for no reason . I was looking at next Sunday .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ way to say it
Fuck sex make love to that girl
we takinnnn it to the extreme right now
Movies with _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ knew you were gonna say some dumb ass shit !
#LT such tantrums that he doesn't have his guns . CaC and move on you'll unlock everything you had before you prestiged as you level up lol
MADS finna wake up soon and enjoy this beautiful day ?!
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ I did the same thing the other day and literally loled ! #roomies #goodtimes
Couldn't be happier with my next affiliation 7-3 errrrryday
I COULD JUST RUN RIGHT NOW
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ my face ! Priceless
ITS HIGH SCHOOL HAHAH
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ yeah because being with one person makes me a whore . #thanksguys
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ ahah no it's next weekend . #imridinsolo
Karoline has the hiccups so much
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I love you too❤
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ maybe I could give you lessons
You already know I'm up watchin shark week .
Every time I see a black cougar in salina I think it's _TWITTER-ENTITY_
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ the faces I made , hahaha ! I think I was sub-consciously trying to figure out how the makeup works lol !
Loll _TWITTER-ENTITY_ drunks tweets
This is why I have no friends . Everyone is fake . I'm not even mad
So stoked for this grilled cheese and tomato soup
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ nice avi
Nothing says ghetto like a lady walking in to the Warwick Laundromat with Elmo pajama pants on
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ oh geez thankss
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ we shall see buddy
Al is the best for doing my hair when I don't wanna ... Toooo lazy
I'm so cocky and arrogant man
Going to see the purge with babe .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ wow this was obviously a huge lie lol Jackie is no ones favorite #justkidding
Sometimes it feels like there aren't enough hours in a day !
I sing way too much in public and I definitely shouldn't
Might have been dangerous to let _TWITTER-ENTITY_ do the animations for our presentation ☺️
the thought of going to school tomorrow . & lt ; & lt ; & lt ;
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ is my savior
Ok , how to get a SUITE in a hotel in America ? Act u r not satisfied with their service and u get a suite that is 650$ per a night for free !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ who is this person ?
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ #icant just killed me rofling
“ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ : FINALLY seeing The Purge Friday ! I am so excited . ”it's really stupid
My nursing books next semester have come out to $1787.56 .... next joke please ?
The beer they handed me at the finish line was quite possibly the best beer I've ever had .
You my friend can not sing lls
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ uh huh ... Why you lookin then
It's clearly always reassuring
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ haha omg best thing I've seen on twitter all day
At this moment I'm like this thanks to _TWITTER-ENTITY_ #ThankYou
I smell my breakfast cooking _TWITTER-ENTITY_
I'm so excited to get a new computer ! Ahhhh !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ eeeeek ! It's coming up fast . Me , you & amp ; Cayla need to plan something all together !
Kelsi ate a little lamb little lamb little lamb kelsi ate a little lamb and she didn't even knoooow ..! #SamsGyros #remix
watching the greatest show ever ! #AirplaneRepo
I'm not a jealous person but whyyyyy did you have to downgrade so low ?
Is it weird I'm a tad sad about Charlie Bear not being on campus anymore , had some of my most ratchet memories there , such a horrible place
& amp ; just when I thought I was finally going to get a good nights sleep
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ rumchata is amazing now into a smoothie ! #flippinAmazing
I think I may have found a bike
happy April fools day !
Making as many weird faces as you can on snap chat and then take the picture at a random time
I'm literally watching Vanderpump Rules and dying right now !!!
Tomorrow with #oomf & gt ; & gt ; & gt ;
About to attempt a 3 mile run around my neighborhood in this heat !
No one asked YOUR opinion ; you filthy little mudblood .
When someone doesn't talk TO YOU but talks ABOUT YOU , yeah my generation is full of mature people #not
Can't believe I'm allowed to go to baseball tonight
My hair is so long I almost can't brush it by myself
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Thanks sis for the video . I really needed that . You're the best !!
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ your hashtag .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ tail gating together every game , it's a done deal
I can't wait until Tuesday at 10:30
I STILL don't have all my Christmas shopping done #ProcrastinationForSure
i like never play video games and i stay cursing jordan out when he be on a game for hourssss
Remember in middle school when we got in trouble for chewing gum
This girl is on fireeeeeee
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ i understand !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ what happened now
I think my conversations with _TWITTER-ENTITY_ are more ratchet than most men's .
Nothing like blaring Christmas music at 9:30 in the morning in my car hahaha
Why be moody when you can shake that booty
\I was like a baby model " ... Okay max . "
I love taking shits . #judgeme
Cuz I feel freaking AMAZING !!!! After that nap .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ blocked me & amp ; sent a direct message .. M telling you , _TWITTER-ENTITY_ is very lucky to have her in his bedroom
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahaha truu . I can post whatever I want which Is my I hate fb too much family
Is there anything better than opening an email from your night class professor and finding out class is cancelled ? I think not !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ .. ha . Cyrus Jones plays for Alabama .. he just intercepted a ball thrown by Texas A & M QB-not too shabby for 103 !
You win #lostagain
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I think you did so I'm gonna go with the fact that you just called your self stupid
I can always tell when my dad smokes #munchies
Me and nick's phone call everyone was a knee slapper .
When chandalicious brings you chocolate covered strawberries > & gt ; & gt ;
This is about you . _TWITTER-ENTITY_
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ were you watching Step Brothers too !?
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ and I'm ending . So stop spreading rumors about me spreading rumors ok #victim
My debit card DID just get stuck in the card machine in the drive thru window at sonic ! Way to go debit card !
Logan just loves my mood swings !!
Can #oomf just wrap her legs around my face ?
Wow I'm a fucking idiot
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ OMG YESSSS ! But I'm going to bed , txt me tomorrow ! I'm going back to buckle and getting those damn cowboy boots from jojo
Listening to my fam _TWITTER-ENTITY_ new album . Getting my praise in this Mercedes
Only thing my boss says to me today : so you going to the bar with the marketing team Thursday ?
Me and Cole pulling down our pants showing our butts out the window !
australian accents are soooo attractive ... take that back . most accents are .
The only thing I like about the finals is that I don't have to hear your voice all day . #thebest
2k goes out to _TWITTER-ENTITY_ , the kid I will be spending my homecoming with ..
I am confident that Rihanna and I would be really good friends
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ lol after I get rid of my dodge neon
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahaha oh yeah !! That's true ! That's helping out
I remember when I couldn't see emojis
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ I should probably change that now ..
Pretty excited for clinicals next month
I woke up in a new Bugatti☝️Bitch you didn't wake up in shit✋
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ duck facing and everything
that was a successful shopping trip to say the least
Was just asked why I always wear tall white socks
Nosebleed , drugs
#LT I will not give up on getting this deal however
I only text one person
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ I'm gonna come scare you guys
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I wish I could just sit for that long . Too much ADD I'm getting out there in 5-10 mins . ☀ Btw you still got my # ?
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ HAHA compliment boner ... never heard of that one
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ that was typical girl logic
My New Testament professor can talk for days
Blount is that dude
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ ... of course you do
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ too serious about it . But with only 100some days , I need to get to crackin . Lol , so if you're willing to help I would looove it !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ rosies till 2 am . #rad
I'm off work for one week .. I come back to new plates , new people and a new male robot flying through the halls #R2D2
Go ahead and add Django Unchained to my list of favorites
NO MORE MIDTERMS ! just gotta finish that freaking essay thingn
Why don't people tell me no when I ask to go to target . Never leave empty handed
Woah did I really just get a 100 on my math quiz ?
TURN UP !
I feel like jello . Two mile run and Pilates . Gahhhhhhhhhhh
walked into Minellas with 13 people the waitress didn't look happy haha
Got thrown into the pool today . Sometimes I love my team . Sometimes . Well . Sometimes not .
I have an unpleasant , uncontrollable drinking problem ! #didntknowthat
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ poor babygirl
Taco Bell just makes a good day better
But as a single person , you can window shop all you like , free from shame !
Everyone's waving and us an smilin cause my dads riding down the shoulder of the road during a traffic jam
Fuck I always feel dumb after I put the same emoji as someone else does to me
in this mood !
This singing drunk girl on campus rn . Girl it's 9 o'clock on a Monday
But in all honesty , I need to hit the gymm
Lol I can be so fucking mean I swear
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I literally don't think people are ready for how hard Im about to go on this dance floor at prom
I cant get over how perfect this weather is wearing my uggs this week
When _TWITTER-ENTITY_ took random pictures with random people #toofunny
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ delete delete delete lol . Best policy for the morning after
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ so ?!
Allison tried telling me something serious and I just looked at her and slapped the fuck out of her
I love this weather❄️⛄️
Hot yoga is my new addiction #feelinggood _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_
The Walking Dead . #ThatIsAll
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you spelled loser wrong
I know my booty look good , with my confidence ass
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ You already know ...
My moms selfies this morning ... _TWITTER-ENTITY_
The more I think about tomorrow the more excited I get ... cause it's FRIDAY #weekend #flossinintheZ
Almost out of my other pre-work out _TWITTER-ENTITY_
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ that's cause you need it _TWITTER-ENTITY_
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ bahaha ! Thank you !
Omggg thank you baby Jesus ! Finally a good catfish !
Happy national clean your refrigerator day everyone ☺️ #weirdholidays
Going to the male strip show and anchor bar tomorrow night magic mike where you at
& amp ; the sad thing is ... I'm probably forgetting something
When I told my dad about hitting a deer , he was more upset to hear that it was a buck than he was about the damage to my car ..
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ stop tweeting me PAIGE . #bye
May the 4th be with you !
sometime lastnight in the midst of pulling an all nighter i bought a VS bathing suit . sleep deprivation obviously leads to spending money
There's noooo way I'm falling asleep anytime soon ...
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahahah omg !
All I want for Christmas is you #JW
Less than a week until we go to the beach !! ✌❤☀⚓⛵
WE ARE GETTING CHINESE FOOD ! yay !!
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ So do a lot of guys
Well , last night was interesting . I fell asleep almost immediately after my first energy drink
My boiiii glen piercing me again !!!
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ call him Jimbo or jimbob that's his fav .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ mark your calendars for Sunday
Wait Rebecca Black now has a video called Saturday out .... Oh myy godd
Seeing the Conjuring on Friday !!
The #Geico owl commercial makes me giggle . I think of my #Snarkysisters and brother every time .
no one gives a fuck about how much you hate your life . you complain more than I do and you're a guy☝
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ was thinking the same exact thing
Way too much fun today
Time for some NBA Playoffs ! Heat vs Bucks . I will try not to spam your feed . ✌
I'm in love with a stipperrrrr
Allie is such a blessing , she's my computer wiz
I am in such a Halloween mood right now & gt ; & gt ; & gt ;
Watching #bobsburgers on #Netflix lol
I WILL GIVE MYSELF A HAIRCUT USING NOTHING BUT A BEARD BUZZER LETS SEE HOW THIS WILL END UP
And here we goooooo #fastandfurious6
I get alittle too excited when I see my bed
Most girls when they find out their ex is dating someone : me : praise Jesus !!! Maybe he will stop going dragon on me
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ least we don't smell #hoed
Leaving for the Bahamas tonight
I'm goin in .... hold muh dick .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ lol I guess that's one way to show luv
Tank is the sweetest when he's asleep
me and _TWITTER-ENTITY_ are going to the world's largest cranberry festival and I can't wait !
T-minus 30 minutes till freedom
I'm missing my family hard core right now ... Can't wait for Thanksgiving break !!
I'm glad I'm off Friday & amp ; Saturday
I can't wait to see to see my nieces and sister
No ! Bad _TWITTER-ENTITY_ !! It's all _TWITTER-ENTITY_ ' s fault
I feel bad when people work on my car cu I can't help so I just sit and watch and eat .
I wish someone would volunteer to let me mace them , I wanna see how effective it is
Holy crap that crack of thunder just about made me pee my pants
I had a red bull so no sleep
I'm so excited for Friday .
Lol this kid brought a water bottle of whiskey to school for a month #solid
We'll never have bad days anyway _TWITTER-ENTITY_
Sucks to suck
I just called myself stupid . haha can't wait until the besty comes over tonorow !! Takeing and removing things from the house
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I'm kidding I love saying it
Just saw a sign on a truck on Maple that was punishment for cheating on his wife
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ OHHH YEA ! I forgot .. I remember those creepy porch pictures now COME WHEN IM HOME NEXT TIME
Me And My Bruh Lot Lot Online playing call of duty boy we getting our ass murked
Only a year an a half longer until I'm 21 #BringItOn
I let cocoa sleep with me tonight
Just almost busted a$$ from moving to a different machine and I'm not even outside in the ice
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ #SaveBenson Can't wait for the new Season ! Luv the new ADA ! Hum , what's his name again ?
Someone talk to me til 6
The fact that I was told to refrain , from social networking , since my tweets \OFFEND " "
CUDDLES !!!! _TWITTER-ENTITY_
I usually hate the show Wipe Out but this episode is geeking meeee
#Insanity day with _TWITTER-ENTITY_ !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ come hangout witchaaaa girl ...
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ lol that makes two of us then , we're both idiots .
He was just sleeping ! #mybad
“ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ : Johnny poo poo paints , poo poo paints” ahh !!! I had to hear that all day after you left
I just want to go to a crazy rave one time !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ no way were fuckin beautiful and we don't have that many pictures
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you're welcome !! & amp ; that's good !! Haha I still haven't got a chance to do it
4 days ☺
Someone needs to volunteer to be _TWITTER-ENTITY_ ' s baby sitter from now until Monday ... #depression
I sometimes have a feeling I can do crystal meth , but then I think ... Mmm , better not #pitchperfect
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ act just like me man I love this kid and I met him today .
Lol at everyone who is at school
Iced coffee with a shot of espresso ... well I was hooked up so it's more like 4 shots ...
2 more hours of work !!
I'm just in a good ass mood with the no sleep I received
Pigs these days ... Gotta love em
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ yes they are ! I made my own for a 12 EKG lead #funnyashell
When you're driving home and pass your ex who is pulled over . #suckstosuck
Finally I am done
I don't understand why everyone is obsessing over shark week !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ thank you I try .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I miss you sweetie
my trust can be ruined with one screenshot
embracing my natural hair
I'm giggling over here
Charli just took my bowl of peanut butter captain crunch and spilled it all over herself and the floor as I was taking my first bite
Excited about rafting with my girls today
Everyone's so involved wit march madness and I'm just trying to finish season 4 of Grey's Anatomy
I didn't know TSC let you take tropical smoothie breaks !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ everyone asks me that , and I don't know why it does that !
after today I'll be at 40 hours
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ who do you like again ? Last time I remember it changed every week
And the lord is with us with every stroke we take ! _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ ⛳
I never realized how insanely ticklish the roof of my mouth is !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ You aren't demanding .
I'm so good at sleeping , I can do it with my eyes closed .
Just fucking around !
#friends is great from the pilot to the finale ; every season was perfect . no matter how times i watch them , i react the exact same way
It feels so gooood
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ bahaha me right now
HA ! My mom deleted all of my recordings and put a lock code on the walking dead . Too bad i know the code . ( See last tweet )
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ cool story bro
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ crazy .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Vol for life .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ really ?! I'm so excited !
Those selfies Cameron left on my phone definitely made my day
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ your mom is so pretty ! ... & amp ; then there's you lol jk
I hope you have fun at work . Be safe . Ill call you when I get off . Love you babe ! _TWITTER-ENTITY_ You is da best #blessed #happy
I'm hyper at 3:30 am
Booze Cruise is seiously my jam
We all want to change somethin about ourselves , but the day we accept who we are is the day we become at peace with ourselves . #behappy ✌
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ haha oh you Southerners ! ❄⛄
So I'm about to take the Durango out .. And my dad says , \Don't forget to turn the lights on ! " #lmao #really "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ haha only brown boy ! How did he do ?! I would assume he's horrible at golfing !
This bottle of wine is calling my name .. sarahhhhhhh drink me ... okay I will .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ baby are your parents beavers ? cuz DAAAAAAAAAYUUUM !!!!!
Still wondering how I haven't lost my voice yet after yelling at all these games
Going for first place !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ #SucksToSuck _TWITTER-ENTITY_
7 .. maybe 8 years later and I'm finally seeing my fav band tonight _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_
I found a few Asian emoji
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ id like to see that
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ me and _TWITTER-ENTITY_ decided we're coming down the 16th and the 17th
Did you see how Matthews got his ass beat _TWITTER-ENTITY_ ? That's right . Don't mess with our new favorite team , THE 49ERs !!!!
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I just been unfriendedhahaha #fakeasslove
TURNIN UPPPPP LATERRRR _TWITTER-ENTITY_ #loveeeyouuuu
I don't have the time or energy to delete the 200 selfies that _TWITTER-ENTITY_ takes on my phone daily .
Dreaming big and setting goals . Never let anyone tell you that you can't accomplish them . #dreamingdaily #⃣1⃣2⃣
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Uhm . I dunno yet . But I'll come up with something !
Glad I didn't bust it in front of people today !! I bet that'd be really embarrassing ! Was it ?? _TWITTER-ENTITY_
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ many reasons why you missed it ! LOL !!! It's funny because I was admiring yours ! But only in pic I didn't notice at AP
Sons of Anarchy !
\ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ : _TWITTER-ENTITY_ the llama would have won " You know he probably would have but at least he would've known I don't mess around ! "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ at least I don't have a beak ...
Austin ? Where you at ? I need my cuddle buddy
The whole theater laughed more than we screamed in Texas Chainsaw
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ can't wait to see ya mare
2 pairs of work pants and a brand new pair of shoes for $15 !!! I love sales !!!
HAHAHA that cute lying thing you do when your caught #priceless
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ and you would know .
I can't even be in class right now knowing I will see everyone tonight
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ haha yes you would we can wear it all Christmas break while we watch Harry Potter
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I hope it meets our expectations
Band nerd in the study room
NyQuil seriously fucks me up like nothing else
My dog can twerk .
Dying in laughter right now
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I miss you moreeeeeeee !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ lollll yay for macomb
that was my 5th application #ineedajob
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ seeee me soon ok ? Like real soon ! Like Friday soon ?
There are 2 people walking around campus in a camel costume for Hump Day ! #LCCC #HumpDay
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ is the only guy I trust 1000% and he's the only one who understands me fully . S/o to my day one nigga .
Lol it's not a good thing
I consider running away like every other day
that beaner _TWITTER-ENTITY_ always gives me a good laugh
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ if by ruin you mean don't make them more awesome then ill do my best
I don't think I've laughed so hard in my life
Only me and #2omf would get pulled over with open containers , and a full case and get away with the cop giving us directions .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I can watch .
Good thing I scored an interview Monday !
so funny , because I DO NOT FUCKING CARE .
There's a reason I didn't get close to you
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ You motherfucker
So much to do . So little time
Go to sleep , full bottle of NyQuil , wake up it's empty ... Amber
When the bell rang we'd all walk in and teachers thought damn that ones drunk that one is stoned out of his mind & amp ; tf is that one doing
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ haahahah so true ! We basically make everything funny though lol ! miss our 3rd roomie !
I don't ask people questions I just like getting them
I'm actually quite happy there is no more worries now
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ yesssss thanks boiii
Best thing about working only with guys ... When they piss me off , I can punch the hell outta them & amp ; not get in trouble !
We're now en route to Nashville for #CMAFest - I might be just a little bit excited !!!! And ok , it calls for a woohoo !! _TWITTER-ENTITY_
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ that's what I said
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ ☺️❤️☺️☺️☺️☺️☺️
LOL oh yea Snooki just did that move on DWTS
THANK YOU JESUS WE'RE LETTING OUT EARLY ! THIS IS JUST ONE OF YOUR MANY MIRACLES !
Today was ➡➡➡➡➡➡ I think I'm bipolar
Insanity week 1 complete . Thinking I may be a little insane for putting my body through this
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ wellllllllll IF i was in parma we could been at 2 bucks or harry buff
My rage & amp ; attitude has been on fire today . I swear I almost hit somebody .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ coming from you .......
Back to work I go . It was nice to have some time with _TWITTER-ENTITY_ , _TWITTER-ENTITY_ and the kids love y'all
\ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ : Got a bottle who wants to hang #comeon _TWITTER-ENTITY_ " "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ Whitney , you're gonna have to live with two kittens soon !
So the ghost cowboy is super cute without makeup
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ HE WAS AT FREAKNIGHT
Everyone blow my twitter up
On a better note ... MY ONLY CLASS FOR TOMORROW WAS JUST CANCELED !!!
My brother got me a spear for Christmas !
When the lady at subway forgets to charge me for bacon > & gt ; & gt ; & gt ;
Can't believe I just got gas for 2.99 ... Wutt ??
What if _TWITTER-ENTITY_ just totally creeps on his fans on twitter .
EXTREMELY AWKWARD MOMENT when I'm making chocolate milk in the kitchen with no pants on and my dad walks in ...... ☺
Loves tonight's ending ! My favorite two people bonding together ! _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_
Haha there's a product out there called morning head ! Lol it's a shower cap that you dump water into and put it on to make your hair wet !
\ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ : The only difference between my life and The Great Depression is that my life is not documented .. #thankgod " "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahah I know ! I swear that happens to me all the time too
Even if I wanted to put it in a bun now , I would have to use about 30 bobby pins to keep all my hair up
Finally watching #revenge . Cannot contain my excitement
This should be interesting ..
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ ass !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Lol I get it now
I'm actually so excited for Halloween
When Charelle asks why your in school cause its a holiday for you > & gt ; & gt ; _TWITTER-ENTITY_
And _TWITTER-ENTITY_ #Sorry
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ good because you are a tiny bit weird but penguins are still adorable
Catch me crying on the way to alma cause of these damn wind turbines .
My mom just texted me saying we are having pot for supper , I think she meant potatoes .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahaha it's totally fine I know you didn't do it I was talking about you over at the cafe while it happens
\Can you not " - high school quote by Jordan . "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Did you make the trade ?
My dad really just told me that , haha . Great advice .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahah I know
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ yea I understand . Great show in Cleveland by the way ! Can't wait till you come back
All of _TWITTER-ENTITY_ tweets about how she couldn't sleep made me laugh .
Guys , in 11 days from now I will be playing in the sand ☀
I'm laughing so hard right now I can't breathe
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ let's find me a boyfriend .
Swimming with manatees tomorrowwww
Watching my forestry professor sing the smokey the bear song has made my entire day . She's too funny
Might just cuddle up under a blanket with my girls & amp ; a bottle .
It's so hot in my room , you know what that means lol
This stupid scratchy-throat cough has kept me up for two nights now ! I just want sleep
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ I'd just be giving the \wtf " look "
I on the other hand , am going to take advantage of this BEAUTIFUL WEATHER ☀
Literally nobody knows my tumblr and it makes me so happy cuz it's like Im secretly famous but nobody knows #jk
Attempting to play Skylanders ! I suck at playing video games ! My 7yr old is kicking my butt !
get to play basketball twice today
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ about an hour away
My dog used to be so quiet and relaxed ... Now he's a yippy little ankle biter #terror #devilpuppy
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ time to turn up
2 more days of work and I'm done for the summer
Going home for lunch will never get old . #somanyoptions #senioryear
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ ha ha .. I can't stop laughing
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ nor is there with my jeep obsession
I hope your day is as nice as your butt .
Almost done with the house ... I'm building up a dramatic reveal !! I can definitely say it is mint green no more !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ is back and I'm just really happy now and that's really all I have to say . #somuchtotalkabout #missedher
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ the slippies made their debut
Ha . Sill me forgot my headphones yet again
I want a tattoo
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you're irrelevant
Super Bowl champs !!
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahaha shhh I wasn't trying to tell my secret hahaha lol
Listening to the song faded makes me think of when _TWITTER-ENTITY_ was telling me about this dude dancing at the club
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahahahahaha
Trigger happy nigga I just can't stop smiling
Kaytie is creeping on me hehehe
Hell yes ! No work New Years Eve !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ lol I'm glad you can get humor out of my hatred for idiots !
Ready to hit the beach
The feeling of cleaning out your ears is almost euphoric ! Lol ! ☺
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ politely remind her that she dresses like a whore and she'll shut right up !
Everyone is running around packing stuff and I'm just sitting on my ass playing candy crush .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ well good deal . I'm proud of you cause it's definitely not easy quitting .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ yeah they're defense is so go good
212 is my jam
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Good old fashion Home Delivery !!!
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ well lets refresh that memory and meet up then you can tell me if you recognize me !!!
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I saw that
sooo I FINALLY learned how to \wobble " tonight "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ well then ! Lol I have ivy eyeliner . Maybs I should wear that tomorrow !!
Kristyn there's a few things I could say ya know
1 drink and 1 shot down .. ALL NIGHT TO GO
My shitty day turned out so fun . I got to hang out with my best friend . AND I GET TO TAKE HER TO SCHOOL TOMORROW !!!
I'm just sitting here on my phone , they even walk by me . #rebelstatus
How do I get anything done ?
Really these drunk bitches woke me up and have my rolling .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I heard by machenzie , Taylor , and some other girl . Holy shit bro . I wonder how many girls he fucked & amp ; he won't trust me
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ HOLY SHIT YAY
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Francheska is your first right ?
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ haha please , come up with something a little more original , I hear that allllll the time at least dr perfect
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you and _TWITTER-ENTITY_ ? Aj wanted that #bj ?
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Bahahahaha !
Do u all know what day it is ? Well it's not so keep on guessing . OK it's Pizza , Pizza FRIDAY !!!
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ literally or figuratively ? Either or
My last phone case is finally in
My parents specifically told me to stay away from the black boys because the black girls will jump me . I cant even handle this right now .
\Is weed like oregano " -grandma neetz _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ "
Lets go packers !!! Come back season . #PackerNation
To all of my friends who asked for a picture , there is NO way in this world that I am posting a picture of me ! #NotHappening #ILookAwful
my poor lip
It's official ! Getting my tattoo after volleyball season
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ okay booooooooo
My grandpa is hilarious because he just pulled up to a Wendy's without ordering and just ordered at the window
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ haha nahhhh just been challin maynnnee
thank god no one knows who I've hooked up with
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I've been watching it since 3:30 and it's 3:45
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ babe I was just thinking that same thing !!!! #Sisters #loveyou
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ it's good we resolved it now tho
The fact that ill be living with my bestest friend in a little over a month !!! > & gt ; & gt ; & gt ; & gt ; #STOKED
Thank god for Nike Elites telling me what foot to put the sock on #phew
I cannot explain how good this casaba melon smells
Watching _TWITTER-ENTITY_ watching Jimmy Neutron right now is really making my day #BrainBlast #SugarBooger
Yay I have 4 hours to sleep
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ that's like asking how many licks it takes to get to the center of a tootsie pop .. The world may never know
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Congrats !!! Your the queen in my eyes ! Lol ... my pick up lines are on point !
4 hours down .. 11+ more to go ? Sorry , twitter . It's going to be a longgggg night
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ facial expressions when anybody is talking & gt ; & gt ;
I was reading through some old texts between my old coworkers and I . I've come to the conclusion that we're nuts .
My relationship with my sister : her number isn't even saved in my phone .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Hahah shut up ! I'm just happy cuz I get out of English too I think !
It takes an hour to take a good picture with you lol _TWITTER-ENTITY_
Playing PowderPuff for the last time makes me sad . But it was definitely now fun than years before !!! #tacklingwhen #yournotsupposeto
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ and I napped for almost 4 hours today-there is no way either of us is going to be able to fall asleep tonight #awake
Whose going shopping with me when I get home
hahahaha at the texts I sent Zach last night after taking an ambien
I have made friends with so many verrrrrry different kinds of people in Chico .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Hahaha suure ! and well of course I do
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ is _TWITTER-ENTITY_ co-captain ?
Yoo tommorrow is going to be so fun cant wait
My life is literally revolving around One Direction right now . The struggle is 100% real .
Trying to go out tonight for St. Patrick's Day
No work for me today
So glad I don't have to be home all alone tomorrow ! It's about time to put _TWITTER-ENTITY_ to work
☺️☺️Sometimes the best revenge is to ignore them and be super happy
Now that Androids can do emojis makes them that much better than an iPhone
My mom screamed and I did the happy dance , Sabrina the teenage which is on !!!! Silently screaming #throwback #sohappy ✨
Holy crap , just received the most unexpected thing in the mail ! It seriously feels like Christmas !! #beyondexcited
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ cause androids suck !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ wtf !
A conversation with emojis is soooo much better #teamIphone
Taking my bra off , is one the the best feelings everrrrr✌❤
Couldn't ask for a better family ❤️
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ no remember I'm Albanian
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Yes !! Between the twins , I want Finn . But after that , it's too hard of a decision
Looks like I'm getting sushi today
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ lol thank you dad !!
Is it sad that my favorite activity is opening _TWITTER-ENTITY_ ' s spongebob snaps ? #RealLife
BEAU RETWEETED ME MY LIFE IS COMPLETE
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I don't see it
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ LOL no ... Maybe in 15 years
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I'm sorry we have mutual friends who favorited .
really wish #oomf didn't suck , I need some cudds .
“ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ : I feel so left out .. I cant go to the game and im to sick to go to school . ” faggg this project is hard as hell by my self
Beyond excited for SOA !! I have something to look forward to during the week
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ Omg !! you better swerve !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you would !
Why do I feel the need to call you after one
wellllllll that's awkward .
I've been way happier lately
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ I FOUND MY LICENSE !
I hope you realize that whatever's next is just a downgrade .
still crying over what happend in heat 1 lane 4 last night
goin ' goin ' back back to biz biz
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ haha buy more
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ so powerful , so moving .. What incredible talent
Last night is a blur ..
I just realized I have my yoga pants on backward . #thestruggles
Hahaha oh god , please stop that is awful
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ pack the swimsuit and the alcohol ! Leave the rest at home
The way my sister sleeps .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ haha so true !
wrangler hit the spot nap time for this momma
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ oh gosh I'm so jealous I work over at Teavana so I saw you walk by today and was like \wait was that Emily " "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ oh yes !
Lmao just came across the contacts cheek and ass in my phone member ? _TWITTER-ENTITY_
Last day of CCBC ever but I'm sure penn foster won't be any better lol
I also hope that my coach is satisfied because I brought my quail to the game tonight .
holy barf balls why did I just now open Groh's snapvid of him singing Put It Down this is why we're bros for lyfe
I have the best roommate ever !! She lets me wear her clothes _TWITTER-ENTITY_
These kayaks have turned into a huge amount of money lol fuck it
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ u should get that checked out then
I decided to make my brain model at 7:30 the night before it's due
Even dad got something ... it must be the end of the world
This break is going to be amazing I can already tell and Monday please hurry the fuck up _TWITTER-ENTITY_ Lmfaooooo
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ what of it
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ if I didn't then I do now
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Exsqueeze me ?! Lol I saw you at prom ! I ran to your semi to see who you were !
Hun , you are one truly sad train wreck ...
Hangover III is going to be the best thing of life .
I seriously am on cloud 9 , Kahdijiha , actually tweeted me .
When people agree to the errors I give them with no argument , it makes my day go so much better .
yeah my games are cancelled ! and I'm okay with that
This is almost comical
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ yes you do !!! I miss BSing and drinking with you ☺️
\It's like waiting for a hot chick to walk into the donut store " bahahaha "
I've never been so happy for my body to be this sore #rhodylax
Omgggg yessss ! I never really listened them till I saw them Friday and now I love them
I love making Elise scared .
You know how lazy you truly are when you'd rather starve then make yourself food ...
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ my friend said John Cena was waiting for me in the convention center on the Wildwood boardwalk . That was my response
we have 28 days of school left not including weekends ... is this real life ? #mixedemotions
Eh , you live and you learn
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahaa idiot guys are such tools
But It's still going to be crazy with Rebecca tonight !!!
You're puppy sat at my door and whined all night _TWITTER-ENTITY_
Cuz you're a witch
Teaching/learning plans are for the birrrrddddsssss
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ lol why didn't I just go to culinary skewl #foodislyfe
I don't care if the emoji is supposed to be two people high-fiving . I'm still using it as someone praying .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ Pretty sure we changed it to blue Wednesdays now No organization .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahaha ! I called my grandma and told EVERYONE at work I still can't get over it
I just rofl _TWITTER-ENTITY_ some girls .
I use to be lovedrunk now I'm hungover . _TWITTER-ENTITY_ & lt;---he's jamming .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ MY CHEEKS CONSUME MY EYEBALLS IF I DON'T! Rofl
Judge myself every time I go back and look at the my story snaps
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Well , I think you would let me so tell me where you live !!
sunday funday seems pretty tempting right about meow
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hey I've done good ! I haven't really been sick sick since the beginning of October ! That's a record for me baha
I think the only reason I like iPhones are for the emojis ..
GUYS ITS ALMOST OCTOBER ☺
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I'm working tonight I could easily do that !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ haha heck yeah !! It gets me pumped when I'm working out
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ im soo excited for it !!
“ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ : Between 8:45 and 9:30 a.m. every morning you can find me in the shitter” in the shitter or on ... Kinda confused .
Let's make beautiful Thrower babies together . _TWITTER-ENTITY_
Looking down into my phone still laughing .. Good one lmfao
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ JUST LANDED !!!!!! Still on the plane ... but hey I'm in the mitten
Lol is it bad I wouldn't wanna look like any of these models too skinny . Ewh .
ONE TWO THREE FOUR
Sam Claflin is not my man crush Monday Taylor Bourke ! What you gonna do about it ?!
THANK GOD IT'S FINALLY SPRING BREAK !! ☺❤
Ugh so happy I get to go home and sleep .
Words can't explain how blessed I am
Not posting a 2013 flipagram ... So did 2013 actually happen ? Also drinking Starbucks rn but I'm not instagramming it .... So did it happen ?
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I'm shaking in my bootstraps ! NOT .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I'm ready whenever !
I'm so bored I'm ripping out my stitches #bitchesgetstiches
Getting 3 tattoos over Christmas break !
You think our maid had plastic surgery !? #DeviousMaids
Twitter gets funny late at night
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ AND I ARE GOING TO MILAAAAAANNNNN !!!!!!!!
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ gotcha lol . Just making sure we didn't have more problems .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ too bad I'm not your friend ..!
It is quite hilarious how much we have to dope my dog up to go get him groomed so he won't bite anyone
Drivers ed at 8 am for 6 hours ...
\OMG get over it . It's after the afternoon . " This is why I keep _TWITTER-ENTITY_ around . "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ sorry lol
Penis pics topic in my newsfeed this morning . Never mind that & amp ; send me a picture of ' Dat Ass'! Isn't this how it works _TWITTER-ENTITY_ ?
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ ahahahaha it wasn't directed at you . It was someone else
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ haha oh god . Hunny that ain't a good thing
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I feel bad for the suckers who got a whole school day tomorrow
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Preet , don't lie to yourself . The first step is accepting it !
Annie's card board cut out of Elvis just scared me so bad ...
I wish I could walk around with a jukebox on my shoulder and could sing whenever the hell I wanted to . ✌
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ not gonna lie , it was pretty good ! Would've been even better with some hot fudge added to it
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I'm going to the one in Charlotte
I just really love Oatmeal
I have yet to come across a Harlem Shake video that ISN'T hysterical . They are all so funny
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ KENZ IS THE BEST
I hate when Austin and I are matching some dude and his gf and it's not _TWITTER-ENTITY_ I can feel her staring at me . It's weird .
Jesus ' car >
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I let it melt on my tongue crazy ! I know it's not good for my teeth . I can't be screwing up my teeth . lol
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Thanks Brooke !! ❤
I'm home !!!
Sucks being a girl sometimes
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ no more beer for you
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ yes you are quite comical
going to die now #goodbye
word on the street _TWITTER-ENTITY_ is sending a mirror pic back
I hope _TWITTER-ENTITY_ likes his ps4 .
That guy at the rock today ... Yeah . All those emoticons describe that cluster fuck today .
All me and _TWITTER-ENTITY_ do during studyhall is do stuff on our phones
cannon ball !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ -Lol ! Ironic & amp ; funny b/c I JUST had this convo w/a friend who could NOT believe I've never bought/owned one .
can't wait for Sunday _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ I have it on video #waterismansgreatestinvention #whatanight
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I don't know ... he seems committed .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you see my babe lastnight ?
WEST MICHIGAN BOUND CC103 WE ARE COMING FOR YOU _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ idk if I am I probably should but I'd have to miss a day of camp we'll see I guess !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I'll play good then
And it begins ! Lets goooo !
Today was just a bad bad day
My theatre professor reminds me of Andrew Rannells . _TWITTER-ENTITY_ #cantwait
120$ kohls cash
How is she going to wake me up then fall asleep ? darn you _TWITTER-ENTITY_
My thighs are sore
It's this means no laws , then I need to know ASAP ?! Successfully getting away with murder is on my bucket list & amp ; I have someone in mind .
All these Jordan Lynch tweets are killing me . I just wish I could actually go to the game ...
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I'm so glad I get to see these before _TWITTER-ENTITY_ make you take then down !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ not kidding , Saturday night was pretty awesome ... ☺
Excited to live with Dennis & amp ; _TWITTER-ENTITY_ when I'm 18 lol ☺
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ our waiter probably drugged us in all our cokes
When you daydream about you and #oomf
Teach Megan hair 101 tonight or tomorrow night ? _TWITTER-ENTITY_
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I'm fully clothed and getting stared at imagine your key outfit . Erephants would attack .
I love u chocolate milk ur the best ☺️
Good luck tonight varsity volleyball !!!!! You got this !!!
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Idc if you're joking or not . I didn't do anything . So I don't care .
Today I told ren ren to text me emoji's , and he did
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ don't worry I knew
I think I choose odd boys because then no one else wants them and they'res no drama #allmine
I'm just in a fantastic mood today
When you get your phone fixed and instantly get on twitter
I've been in the car with _TWITTER-ENTITY_ and her mom for the last 20min and her mom has referenced \dick beaters " twice now . #oyvey "
I seriously found the funniest little kid in the world at Corey's day on the farm . He was such a little stud ❤✌
I think it's cute when guys act gay together I don't know why lol .
Text got me weak
IT'S HERE WE CAN OFICCIALY SAY WE'RE GOING ON A CRUISE TODAY WHOOOO ! YYEEEAAAH ! ⚓
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ sent me the CUTEST text in the world last night ! Like I was almost crying it was so precious !!
Butt pads for life
No I will not snap chat you back .! #creeper _TWITTER-ENTITY_
Just almost got taken out by two big ass semis though
Spring Break hurryyyy !!!
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ omg I bet that was the hardest thing of your life .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ who cares .
State College .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ i know i know i know ☺❤
Just woke up
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ When it grows , it will eat you !
I wonder what W & M will think of wacky Morgantown ...
can't wait till you realize you're a fucking idiot
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Whatever ! You're right in the middle of the group picture !
Forever living a secret life
Kalahari Tomorrow . #Ecstatic . #BigKidWords .
I think my friend dumped me
I have so much homework for my summer online class but my phone is like HA NOPE not getting that done
Blonde is now brown with purple
I'm wide awake ... It does not feel like its 2 in the morning .
Griff comes home tomorrow
Trying to decide what to get for dinner & lt ; & lt ; I wish subway had a drive thru #lazyass
Hahaha ☺ everyone that can't see emojis #suckstosuck
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I love those things ✌☀
I just can't WAIT to travel all day today !!!! ☺
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ omg is this real life .. Haylee Higgins quoted me .. Greatest day of my life
I can't even take this kid seriously . _TWITTER-ENTITY_
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ \sorry ... microwave has 37 seconds left ... " "
Lol _TWITTER-ENTITY_ me and _TWITTER-ENTITY_ sneaking back in to and tip-toeing all through my house just then .
my mood & gt ; & gt ; & gt ; & gt ;
Just found a pair of boots in my closet in the box that I forgot I bought ..... Receipt says 8/12/2012
Eagles draft day today
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ can i go to witness this ?
You're pathetic #hahahahahha #imgladiknow
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ have fun in Spanish without me
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ he's inspiring ; he makes me want to wear a helmet when I leave the house and I don't even have a motorcycle !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ Erika u couldn't tell me that to my face with jake standing right next to u #CouldaHadMe
I feel like I tweet alot
Making Natasha watch the nightmare before Christmas for the first time
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hmm I wonder who it is
Soo exciittteeeeedddd now comes the nerves ...
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ lmao no I love it hahaha Throw back Thursdayyyy
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I only need ten for mine
At least we will be working together
WHEN WE #COLLIDE
So I pick _TWITTER-ENTITY_ to go tanning an shopping with . Congrats , you've won a day of paradise with Noah
Can't wait for my date when I get back
That shit has an echo
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ oh good ! I was about to go tell Anthony we had to come save you two . He'd be flying over to help
Jk gonna have a great day
so happy at what I just read .
I need to find something to do
I love eating butt
You can go get fucked for all I care
I wanna have a girls day tomorrow and then do something crazzzzy ! I mean it is our last night of summer who's down
Can someone give me some tips on how to hit a home run ☺
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ noooo ! Don't calm down , I like it !!!!!
Marry one , Kill one , one . Jonah Hill . Leonardo DiCaprio . Adam Scott . ⛳ It's just too hard of a decision .
February brings a new season of house of cards and scandal . I'm excited
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ all of these have me crying !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ yup !!
Well shit ...
S/O to _TWITTER-ENTITY_ for being an awesome fucking friend
I'm done“ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ : Can't wait to see how I look after the gym since the only excersize I've done for a week is lifting a drink to my lips”
And she liked it too . Got pissed when I tried to take it from her
When people do lyric tweets I make Kaitlyn look them up .
I love the people with the license plate \GODRULZS " . #LOL #hilarious "
Had coffee today uh oh
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I love you also beautiful !
McDonald's run in the middle of curling my hair _TWITTER-ENTITY_
Emergency ice cream run ! #weallscreamforicecream
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ if only I was driving through the Field ... you better catch that pri jetttt
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I knowww I just watched the video where she announced it .
Lol my dads way of shutting me up is by giving me candy . I just realized this today , I thought he was just being nice before
2 more days until I'm in sunny Florida ! Can't wait ☀
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Kara I believe in you !! Someone get Krapps on a beat dammit !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ snapchatted me back
\ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ : I guess your just what I needed " ☺ "
I'm owning this sassy witch costume
hype for the talent show
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I'm hungry .. & amp ; I'm at talias .. Also I'm sleeping on the floor
Dudes too fat couldn't get outta my car !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ uhm about that ... jk I can't wait to see you babyyy
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Ok Tyler
Florida Georgia Line on November 9th . #Soexcited
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ the suspense ...... is KILLING me . Just wanted you to know .
The struggle when you're thirsty but you have to pee and you won't be stopping for another hour ..
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ lol oh gosh , I need to widen my vocabulary , that shit just spills out like soup into my belly , I do love soup
One eye while drunk Is easily the best way to cure a drunken night ... #nowink #iols
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ oh my god , I'm dead
I dont try to impress anyone ..... Hahahah
I'm really excited/scared about my surprise tomorrow !!! How not a clue what it's about !!
And I think it's cute how my mom and dad are still so playful with each other hehehe
The moment when you call the skinniest guy in class a fatass !
Sitting here 4 days from going to Disney and already planning my Disney trip in March . It's never ending .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ did you like my snap
Starvation and Death before Grottos tonight is our motto .... _TWITTER-ENTITY_ #WontGiveIn
Ahhhh I'm so excited for the Opryland hotel tonight
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ well you already threw it against the ground . At least your face is softer
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you know my cousin Adam Rutter !!!!! That's pretty awesome !!!
It's been a while since I've been able to do a \last night ... holy shit " tweet so here it is "
Bout to eat a lime .
Heat fans are mad as hell I love it
Sooo many good movies coming out
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I don't remember what I was doing in them . BAHAH , all I remember is taking pictures .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Lmao !! I didn't even think about that ! Wtf is up with all the animals and rodents I'm my life lol
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ personally , I'd like to know why Clare's kidding up on drew when she's already got Eli . Drew & lt ; Eli . #whateven #afterdegrassi
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ \Prairie Life " sounds like it's for a bunch of granola eating tree huggers "
The show money from strangers is so funny .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ and I should not be allowed to go to the library together
And that was just the pregame .
One more hour till iOS7 and two more hours till Tucker gets out of practice . Not sure what I'm more excited for
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ its cool i think sarina left hers in there too
#thatmomentwhen you leave your laptop charger and you decide to steal your sisters cause that's just how I roll
Lmao my boss today was like \you can't be with a guy who wears vans .. He will get made fun of here .. Find someone who wears jordans .. " "
Walking thru the hospital , guy points at _TWITTER-ENTITY_ & amp ; I & amp ; says \Starbucks folks ! " No idea which #starbucks he sees us at but #notsurprised "
Today's about to be real fun
I love my family . Seriously the most hilarious people you will ever meet .
Lol _TWITTER-ENTITY_ needs to go on Maury for her fear o butterflies like that guy who is afraid of pickles !
A girls emotions in just one day
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ don't get sassy
Asked Abbie what she's wearing tonight and her response was \idk I don't have slutty clothes " "
\ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ : _TWITTER-ENTITY_ is the only person I know that can catch a lighter on fire " it takes talent . "
Want to be out of work already so I can be with the homie _TWITTER-ENTITY_ .. again
OMG Nashville comes on tonight , why am I just now finding this out !?!?
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ but I promise I won the award for the most messed up dream a few weeks ago
On my way home , time to blow
The feeling of walking into your room clean ... Please , someone tell me what it's like
Nailery in the a.m
Friday night with my brothers cant come soon enough . Last game under the lights at newell .
So ready for some _TWITTER-ENTITY_ tonight #basslights
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I'm waiting on the call back I'm negotiating a deal
The morning after tho
first Saturday at the Woo all semester = success ✔
And some people thought we would have a snow day .... hahaha #kansasweather smh
I gots the best cousin eva _TWITTER-ENTITY_
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ what's really quite humorous is I had both of those things today
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ they wouldn't have believed me , I call and lie all the time !!! jk but watch where your going mister !!!
Wow that felt great
This cough is going to give me abs
92/100 on my humanities test ? #hellyeah
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ that's the idea
ugh come on spring ! this is such a tease ! ☀
Cause I'm soooooooo \odd " thanks _TWITTER-ENTITY_ "
my mom checked my neck for hickeys tonight _TWITTER-ENTITY_ dinner . umm , don't I need a relationship first ?
Just discovered tinder
Um nice .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I needed to text you whilst at the reception maaaan , that ' Ive been waitiiiiiin ' song from rock of ages came on
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you think I'm A sexy creep l
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Crystal skull
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ : Hahaha The things I found out ! #prettyfunny #hadto
I tell Kirsten there's candy in the jar all she responds : you have a few kisses to spare ... Meexcuseme ? herHersheykisses idiot .. Ohhaha
I sleep with soooo many pillows on my bed . I always arrange them differently though , and basically bury myself in them . Lol
Last night was just an all around great night
& gt ; & gt ; & gt ; Awkward & lt ; & lt ; & lt ;
Haha #SNL tonight !
My tweet wasn't about you but hey if the shoe fits ....
#PLL is on in 1 MINUTE .
I told him I'd walk him to class
And I'm not even hung over ... That's what I call a Christmas miracle !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ lmao ! She doesn't even go here !!!!!
u ain't my mom so stop telling me what I should and shouldn't do
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ AHHH so tempting what time is Galateas supposed to end ?
nice stuffed bra
I need to learn how to actually do things on my days off like really leave myself 500 things todo the days it's do
Get to spend the day with my boy at the zoo
I love when tv shows give me advice
I literally can't sleep without a fan , even if its freezing cold ..
hope I see this bitch in school next week
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ stretch ... It might get you in a Better mood
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ don't retweet ✌
Is this real life ? Like seriously someone come check me pulse
Phones & amp ; Internet connection go hand in hand . Without Internet , I'm getting paid to spin in a rolly chair all day .. #Boredom #CantDoMyJob
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ SUPERBOWL ! Hahaha .
Was so tempted to grab that whore of a panera m & m cookie from work to reward myself for completing one of my projects . But I resisted !
First two games are success #ladybulldogs
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ now that's funny !
Beautiful weather .. Moon looks crazy . Couldn't have picked a better night to go for a bike ride
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ have you ever been enlightened by the joys of puppy soup ?
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I know the feeling
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ my spelling is perfect haha
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ is really going hard on these lyrics tonight
I don't care ....
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ we can find some ! Ahahhaha ! Just kind of died
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ my reaction to this
Kyle got a car ! Woooo
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ that's all we do in this class
I've had the same oomf for a while & amp ; no one knows who it is .
I'm so happy I got over my anxiety with driving
Up and at em . Game day boyzzzz .
16 MILES !!!!
My Life Is A Joke .. Seriously
Bout time it snowed ! I'm loving it ! ❄️❄️❄️❄️
I'll be 15 on Tuesday
Only 7 more hours until I get to leave for watershed ☀ go by fast work !
Had a dream we were back in school again and me and _TWITTER-ENTITY_ and _TWITTER-ENTITY_ had every class together #missyall
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you know it . Can I bring my hott date ? #Gary
Can't wait to see all my friends from my old school tmrw night #excited
Practice in like 7 hours
WELL ON A FRUSTRATED NOTE , GOOD FUCKING NIGHT !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ this will work .
Full of life flat bread ... oh my god .
that was a good dinner
People need to just leave Paula Dean alone ! Seriously ?! Why make a big deal ?! I mean im pretty sure the blacks r laughing !!
Finished spanish exam in 10 min .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ woah , u really do have problems ... & amp ; you're welcome
Miranda was so lost this morning ! _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_
i love seeing commercials for american horror story
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you're only a sophomore , you don't get to say that yet , considering you we're just a freshmen about five months ago
THERES A GUY IN THE CREDITS OF BAD GRANDMA NAMED JIMMY GATES
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ hottubbbbbbb , without the PDA ... Ran ....
Hahahahahahahahahahaha just watched some girl pick her nose hardcore .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Nope . But it was a semi-automatic handgun . Can I have one of those for Xmas ?
I've been playing Candy Crush so much that everytime I close my eyes I see the candies .. #itsaproblem
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I can't wait to see you !
Why must everything be more funny in the library where we have to be quiet . _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ girl I don't stalk anyone lol I leave that to mah friends
Who wants to FaceTime !!?! anyone ? Okay ...
Listening to songs with cussing and your parents are next to you .... But you have headphones on #hellyeah #jamout
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ lmao I think it's about time to return those
Last Monday of my high school career ..... CAN I GET A HELL YEAH !?!? #seniors2013
\Watching Netflix is so much better than going out and pretending to like people . ""
It's been a month and I already want my dark hair back
You forgot the pickles
just saying : anything I post about drugs or alc etc . I'm only kidding , please no one take it seriously . Thankyou ! ✌
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I feel like you can't see me , I could loan you my glasses
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ that's what they all say !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ we just looked up the difference & amp ; we signed up for the wrong one
Girls can finally where their ugs !
Guys I'm finally home and have my phone
Leave it to a guy I don't even know to crush my hopes ! Hahaha ! Whateverrrrr .
Great day with _TWITTER-ENTITY_ and _TWITTER-ENTITY_ ☀
- why would you even send this to me .. Ew ? You're not my friend
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahahah really ?! That's awesome !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ You must be hanging out with the wrong people then ! Haha who doesn't like hockey ?!
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ HAHA ok liv
Wild for the night fuck being polite
My house looks like a pottery barn magazine
Talking to the janitors about how rude my boss is instead of working & gt ; & gt ; & gt ; & gt ;
Wheels up in 5 .
Cedar point opens in like 3 weeks
It's fine I'm jobless for 8 months and my car decides in 1 month to kill the battery , AC , and mechanic thinks my transmission is bad
Running in this humidity probably wasn't my brightest idea
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ last tweet made me realize that im breathing his used air
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you're beautiful Milessss
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ yeah I wouldn't
You , Fuck You . Hehehehehe
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ only thing worse than a Friday night shift is a Saturday morning shift , but you have a great day !!! See you for country & amp ; beers !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ is definitely not ready to hear my rapping skills
Rachel is out !
ITS NEW YEARS EVE
I get stuck with really ugly costumes every year
“ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ : I've had cheese sticks twice in 3 hours . this is becomin a problem” AGAIN !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ gave mine to my mom
Got so much stuff for mine and Whitney's new place
FOUR thousand seven hundred and TWENTY tweets
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ oh I'm going to the next one definitely !
Garrett's it is
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ well with that special ingredient ..
I just want someone to rub my feet and play with my hair all day . PLEASEE
How am I suppose to get back into shape when I'm addicted to candy #sweettooth #fatboyprobs
I did it again beat the class average of a 68 by flying colors and one of only 15 ppl to get higher than a C . #rmi #killinit
Who is getting drinks tonight at Rev's poured by yours truly
I enjoy creeping on people waaay too much .. #oops #sorrynotsorry
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ and making that tent on your deck and inviting the guys over to sleep there with us
Red dawn is probably one of my all time favorite movies
Lol and you're one of the biggest ones .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ ☺️
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ this makes me super duper happy
My mom just texted me saying \I think cooper ( her cat ) is losing it I found him sleeping in the litter box twice last week " "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you will after that show I can't have sex to his music first song ends I'm putting her pants on & amp ; getting her back w/ her ex
I'm so excited that I'm already losing weight and it's only been 6 days !
I am so excited about pll tonight I have been waiting and waiting and it is finally here❤❤❤❤❤ _TWITTER-ENTITY_
I can't contain my excitement for softball season⚾️
Come on osu haters . Keep talking
When people ask me why I am laughing or what I'm laughing at .. The answer is alway , idk ! Call me weird , but I'm just a giggly girl .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ no please laugh like what a joker !!!!! lol , why would any think they could post that !? #idiot
is it the weekend yet ?
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Naaa ... just using my freedom of speech ha
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ umm I cannot drive & amp ; Noah has been gone for a week sooooo .
I'm so ⤴️🆙 right now that I asked my fish if he wanted a late night snack . I crack myself up
Watching old plays of Tyler zeller makes me realize how much I miss him and how much he makes mason dumlee look like trash .
I wish we all go to the pool deck and he says practice is canceled for this week and then passes out donuts !
When I was little I thought no one could have the same name as anyone else in the world .
I take all the good times I can get . I'm too young for growing up just yet #timmcgraw
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ my biggest complaint always
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ i know ! we're literally together all the time & amp ; it doesn't feel like it #besssstiiies
Wrote my 5 page paper at work ! Woo go me
Nothing like a 12+ hour Monday
If I can't eat past 8pm , I'm fucking feasting all day
Weeee ! Work time ! that means 3 more hours until BEDTIME !!! ☺️
I just realized my Psychology class is cancelled tomorrow !! #sleepingin
My Life Is ..... JERICHO !
If you don't get a text back chances are I'm lost in vine
Ready to hear _TWITTER-ENTITY_ new song Just Believe #anxious
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ this will be my first retweets ever I'm sew excited
Up & amp ; at em
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ well it's true so✋
these hatin bitches callin us sluts and never even hung out with us
Attention world : I FOUND MY CAMERA
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ okay look !!
Kinda wanna know who _TWITTER-ENTITY_ is goin on about in her head with the finger cutting . Lolol .
Holy shaunt . The end of that Auburn game !!!!!!
I keep getting the hiccups !!!
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ oh hellllllll yeah #DTP
Snowball fight ❄️
this what it does . twitter fight after twitter fight . I can take blame for it all
Goooood mooooorning ! Ready to go to work and get this shift over with . Today is gonna be a good day , not gonna let anyone ruin it !
Oh well , guess you lose some and win some , Long as the outcome is income You know I want it all and then some !!
ahhh I love it
I think my parents are scared to death of me turning 18
Kopps German chocolate cake .... You just blew my flip flops off ( because its too hot for socks ) ☺
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you can never have too many clothes
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ haha wow whatta pussy #WickedCleverIKnow
my mom is signing me up for the next drivers ed class✌ #ExtremelyExcited
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ is amazing !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I'm sad that ill be on spring break that weekend
I feel like snapchatting ..
If you want good movie commentary sit next to _TWITTER-ENTITY_
Hot mess in a sundress ✌
I am in the weirdest mood tonight
Feels like every time I walk into your 1st period with a note you say \Is it for me ? " And it's never for you _TWITTER-ENTITY_ #nice "
Next week > & gt ; & gt ; & gt ; & gt ; & gt ;
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ reaction when he gets scared .
Can't wait to her with braces !!
Trig home work
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I see your enjoying that video app thing lol what's it called ??
Woke up then fell back asleep again !
lol _TWITTER-ENTITY_ who just messaged me
I'm on that good Kush and Alcohol
Moving out of the dorms in 9 days after tomorrow
It's getting harder & amp ; harder to wake up in the morning .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ your tweeter name !
The snaps I'm sending right now are just straight up ridiculous
my whole body was just hanging out the front window at Whits trying to save flying signs from blowing away . Never laughed so hard !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ eeeeeek !! So excited
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Fat Amy bro ! She's bad
I don't think anybody understands how great it feels to finally be ungrounded . #free
FOOTBALL ALL FUCKING DAY ! #LivinTheDream
I'm so excited to see the new justin bieber movie
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I'm on my first couple hours and I'm like .. No cigarette with my coffee ? Awesome
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I was hoping you wouldn't say that
I wish you guys could understand the excitement I have for this pizza .
Matts so hype about his Christmas list
the fact that he has you In his contacts as \easy slut " HAHAHAHAHAH . #dying "
I just beat _TWITTER-ENTITY_ in Justin Beiber Quizup
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ then you'll understand how Denise feels .
The fact that _TWITTER-ENTITY_ touched my phone . Is still mind blowing to me .
I can't wait to go to European soccer games
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ You are so beautiful babe ! Photos like this produce more wood than a forest of giant sequoias !
Still got another day till school
My little sister still believes in Santa loooks like Santas coming back to my house this year .
\ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ : At the gym texting _TWITTER-ENTITY_ from an elliptical across the room " #goxy4jesus "
YO I'm wide awake !!!!!!!!! _TWITTER-ENTITY_ #crossings #teamnosleep
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Jeff you are a butt I'm glad I had you say something to Joey about shelbi not being at practice today Grrrrrrr haha
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ gonna be a wooong semester
I always feel like I should say please after asking Siri to do something .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ that was a crazy fight all of you guys did .... you guys did fantastic and i cant wait to be at the game tomorrow
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ i am !!!!
In all honestly I love my boyfriend he's just being a pansy Bc he had to actually work 8 hours two days in a row
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ haha I remember my friend out dogs can grow beards all over on his MySpace and I limewired their album immediately
I feel like all the girls , in a way , are always fighting over the guys
When people think I'm normal ... I'm just like no
THANKSGIVING IS THIS WEEK AND CHRISTMAS IS IN A MONTH #WEEHOO ⛄
Knocking out that homework in preparation for the walking dead tonight !!!!! 11 hours !!!!
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ It's the truest truth . You sound ignit !
#TYBG for all of these half days lately .
SOA season finale . #slightlyexcited #butterflies
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ shanks guys ! Wish you could be there ! Ill record it for you !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahahahaha ask her how to wall-twerk
Can't wait to treat myself to something Tomorrow
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I'm such a dingus like can I NOT ? No . That's not happening this weekend
That was nothing like last night
Feels so good to know that I don't have to go to school tomorrow !
Extremely excited for Kings Island Saturday
You're a piece of shit
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ You're my new Niger !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ can we go buy the new nancy drew tomorrow after school
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ we'll whoever that is should just kill them selves cuz that's ridiculous !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ did you get your hat back ?
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ oh I know how you feel ! ill just have to make a trip down to see you ! #nbd
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I think we are all counting down the hours at this point .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Oh well . Sounds like an accomplishment to me . I bet he enjoyed it though
bout to poop out the rest of this tequila
I'll go to sleep when the bag is empty
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you're exactly right , I don't know where I'd be without him
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you think you're cool cause you can jump higher than your siblings ...
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ yaaaaayyyyy ill ca you after work I'm so fucking squirrelly omfgggggg
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ YES ! I forgot about that and now I'm so excited !!! ❄️
you're mean I don't like you
All Ready To Go To Dinner
I actually like when I work with dallas
\He looks like a giant baby and what's worse is that he acts like one too .... " _TWITTER-ENTITY_ "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ it's not a wise decision to befriend you then
Shaylee claims she loves me but doesn't know how to spell my name
Wouldn't it be nice to have someone who cares even the slightest bit ✊
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ yeah , ill bring him to the game tomorrow .... he fits in my purse
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you just get some advice from them , find out if you feed the girl or lay down newspaper for her
Come here doggy . #thewalkingdead
Your face looks like a 1970s vagina -- knocked up
Romo out for season . NC be like
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ well from what I know now I'm guessing you are and I can assure you I'm a genius !
The Jersey version of that Kesha song > & gt ; & gt ; & gt ; . I can't stop laughing
Tonight is going to be so fun . I can't wait
I may have just found my way out of forever 21 #hopeful
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ o moon , and that's someone's back " hahaha "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ why did I just holler out loud at this !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ aha I'm surprised he pronounced my name right
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ & amp ; crashing your cabanaaaaa ! Haha
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ Christie is not amused
Watching Zoey 101
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ girl you're in trouble .. No wait , your co-workers are in trouble !!! ☕
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ u ain't got time to b all jealous over some nice skin little lady .
1234- I don't know you but I hate you for rubbing in the fact that you had Red Lobster and I didn't
Lol you young'ns
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ they aren't asking they're just assuming
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ IT'S WHAT I DO BEST !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ ✋✋ that's the best I got
I pulled an allnighter last night haha _TWITTER-ENTITY_
I'm in line
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahahah !
I get home and now I'm wide awake #Whyyyyyy
Currently \subtext posting " #tumblr "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Ahhh !!! So excited !
Went from to in 2 seconds
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ oh it says that after a while of smoking pot out o it it will create a layer of it , and you can make poor man hash !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you better pick a good punishment for yourself fat boy
At a loss for words of what _TWITTER-ENTITY_ just did
s/o to dubuque on making the news for having an underage drinking problem #classy #thedub
#ThingsGirlsLike twerkin '
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ we went hot tubin and left you & amp ; Clayton downstairs in Cameron's basement for like an hour
Hope it don't snow this weekend !! Oh wait I'm gonna be in Florida !!!!
I am cracking up
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ have fun guys
My hair is gonna be one poofy mess by the time this rain stops & amp ; I get where I'm goin . ” _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ us last weekend ! #Muddy
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ ... You've just downgraded yourself to the hotel shampoo bottles as your gift ... Keep it up missy !!
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ oh yeah !!
\I can't live with you . You're smothering me . I'm out . " Dead "
The Heat aren't such hot shit right now
- you're so hilarious , you're really good at soccer , & amp ; you're soo freaking gorgeous .
They're talking about the Harlem Shake on the radio
Off to FL , then DR
When your idol twitter account favorites one of your tweets . #daymade
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I'm so happy right now
This antipsychotic drug commercial kills me . \Has your son taken Risperdol and developed female breasts ? " "
I was tooooooo drunk last night .
Basketball season is almost here
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ is by far the weirdest person I know but that's why I love him❤❤
Why can _TWITTER-ENTITY_ twerk ? #TwerkTeam
this girl next to me is on Facebook and I'm like sweetie no one uses that anymore
Brought my own salad to work for dinner . I guess some of _TWITTER-ENTITY_ rubbed off on me
Prom hair all day !!! Yeeeee
Now it's over
Okay ICCC is shooting off fireworks . #happy25thofseptember #beatthat
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I can't help but admit I giggled at myself a little bit on that one
I'M SOO EXCITEDDDDDDD
I swear I keep spending money but every time I check my wallet I have like 5 bucks more than last time I checked ...
I can't wait for my tat
Buys pizza , goes to McDonalds to eat it . Because max and I don't care .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ haha true
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ thank you but don't be jealous when my truck is nicer than yours
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Hello pretty lady !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ SUCKERS ! Muahhaah
\What's that smell it smells like ew " my cousin grace referring to my dads cigarette #funnygirl #lmfao "
Movie time #thatswhatsup
#WinlessInBigXIIPlay and out of the tourney
i am not ready for this geometry test
Blasting nsync in my car and a car pulls up next to me and gives me the most pathetic look #slightlyembarrassed #imstill12
I should probably write my paper that's due at midnight ... Maybe later #procrastinator
GirlCode is actually hilarious
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ shatappppp over there
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ they were probably drunk and meant to write $3.90 hahaha jk
Just got far cry 3 and gamerz ! #excited
Hope _TWITTER-ENTITY_ gets to feeling better ! Love you chipmunk
But I would love to be in a very strong hefty cage under the water watching them .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you need this
Love waking up to nice , juicy , sizzling redmeat on snapchat that _TWITTER-ENTITY_ is eating for breakfast !
4 hours of cheer , now 6 hours of work . Woooohooooo
Twitter drama , gotta love it
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ yeah i dont believe you where is it ?
okay now wait ... hold up .. these beach neighbors turn out to be a bunch of hot teenage boys ... oh i see .. go ahead
That makes you larger than life ! ...... no I think that's just your figure ..
I've never been so excited for anything as I was for May 1st when my Pandora reset
6 weeks until I leave and the nerves are setting in
spencer and my friends keep me laughing 24 hrs a day .
ONE . MONTH . ❤
Allye and I know the employees at Starbucks by the sound of their voice in the drive through ☕ #NoShame
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ yeah I'm so excited !
Oh how I've missed _TWITTER-ENTITY_ !
Still up tho
Hell , towards the end of sophomore year I used to take it to school and play with it after band and on the bus ride home . What can I say ?
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Just wondering no worries that happens to me too lol you should be fine though
I'm not going to study I'm going to just wing it
\Daddy did you see me do basketball ? " -Jenna Radabaugh "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ why did you tag me
I'm not usually a big morning person , but I'm going to New York today so I may or may not be a little excited !! ✈️
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ rafa I'm kidding .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ ha when you made my girls drink it tasted like dusty balls !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ OMG I miss you so much can we reunite ??
I don't mind taking the permit test for Morgan . If I CAN PASS IT , she can pass it
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you gonna be the one to give it to her ?
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ stop tweeting you freaaaakkkk
4 years of braces , and they finally came off today . Feels weird lol . I kind of miss being a brace face already
Tudors ❤ & amp ; WorkoutFlow
If I hear that word one more time omfg
Not like any of you have seen it yet on your timelines but ..... IM GRADUATING TODAY #classof2013
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I'm sure you got a 7 like me , I had nooo idea what I was doing
lol _TWITTER-ENTITY_ my life
The amazing thing is next week we only have 4 days then were out for OVER 2 weeks for Christmas break !!
It's funny looking through the pictures on an old phone . Good memories fasho
When people just stare non stop at me I just stare right back until they look the other way . Works every time lol
I'm not even that tired today feeling ready to win these playoffs tonight
Soooo friggin happy man
..... my windows open why in the world is it open I feel like I'm in an icecube ❄️
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Poser .... How'd those utters feel in ur hands
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ ill kill you ! Don't even lmao
PLL is on tonight !!!!!! First time I'm gona see it on time !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ pffft I beat 10 am EVERY WEEKEND 1 pm is the latest I've woken up
Can't wait for tomorrow night
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ he won't be there long don't worry
If I was a stripper , it'd cost a lot more than what you're throwin down on the counter
Ik I already said it but im gonna say it agin , my friend said if I was 3 years older she could see me with Michael and would ship us☺️
I adore you
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ someone retweeted it and it was on my home page
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ WOW . don't say such things
Yesterday I kept thinking it was Sunday . Today I keep thinking its Saturday
Learn something new everyday .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Well since you asked so nicely
SVU marathon . I'm such an SVU geek
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ got your eyes like an Asian
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I didn't see yours haha but we miss them both . I was just being dumb and cheesy #hyperhyperhyper but I'm actually tired
It's finally sunny outside☀️☀️
Singing to _TWITTER-ENTITY_ thru the ceiling #treasure
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ and _TWITTER-ENTITY_ would be throwing tomatoes next to me #watchout
you used too be my boyfriend but now you hate me ...
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ said the girl that said she hated my dad today because he wouldn't go to a soccer game
Pumpkin crunch .... are it all joining a new gym soon ! Going to tackle the Jean Challenge two sizes down sounds good to me
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ GOOD LUCK !!
I'm so proud of myself .... I've already used up half of my Chapstick and haven't lost it yet
you're making a PERFECT ass out of yourself ! -the movie i'm watching
Ii was just playing crazy taxi , and saw a guy UNDER the ocean . I picked him up , and he wanted to go to Pizza Hut
One of the funniest days of my life : when I learned that there is such thing as a duck decoy !!
I haven't been this happy to move on in awhile
Gymmm then the festivities begin
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ when they say tullahoma on that show I will just keel over
Just shaved my legs omg what a mf task ! but let's celebrate _TWITTER-ENTITY_ come massage my silky smooth legs
I just said hi to be nice
No Lauren & amp ; Alexis .. Y'all know coaches thinkin we won't be good even if we are .. So why even try #jk #wegood
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ lol i freaked
Hate the fact that I'm up right now
Can't wait to see RAS so soon❄️
My last day of work is Friday !!
I just love it when someone's subtweeting and it's not about me , but I know who it's about #funnyasfukk
Paul flys home today ! #samestateagain
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ funny . Cause so am I .
WE GOT APPROVED _TWITTER-ENTITY_
LAST DAY OF GOVERNMENT ✌
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ in that case ill #KeepemComing baybayyyy ( all of those nice squared are faces ) hahaha
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ last night was a good time
Who wants to go to prom ? Oh no one , that's fine .
Life is better when you're laughing and smiling
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ shut it up girl ! miss ya
Wow .... Almost have 1,000 tweets ! #heckyeah
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I feel so dumb .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ nope not til Saturday . just wait and see
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ made my night !
21 Jump Street gets me every time
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ and _TWITTER-ENTITY_ on _TWITTER-ENTITY_ & gt ; & gt ; & gt ; & gt ; & gt ; & gt ; & gt ; & gt ; & gt ; & gt ; & gt ; & gt ; #funniestshitever
reading peoples #ghetto tweets is making like my whole life rn .
Omfg _TWITTER-ENTITY_ is fucking amazing _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ ❤❤❤
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ Haha ! probably so ! _TWITTER-ENTITY_ would be proud of how many lemon drops I drank !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ oh yeah haha well I think it's hilarious that your hot chocolate is super hot and I hope you burn your tongue !!
Reaaaally don't want to go to behind the wheel
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ cause you were like the wuuut ?? I thought you were wondering what I tweeted #mybad
Freaking Jacob .
I have to make 5 bowls in ceramics next hour in order to pass ..
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ this bitch looks like the joker tho
Lol ! Pinterest was up on my computer and the boys saw a photo of Kristin Cavallari . They pointed and said , \Mama ! Mama ! " I'll take it . "
\ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ : #confessionnight i have lesbian feelings for _TWITTER-ENTITY_ " I knew it ..... "
My boss is going to hate me tomorrow
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ it's a daily thing yah know
Yay I think I stretched out my shoes
And I don't know why I think it's so funny
So when will my clothes get here if I ordered them from Australia
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ Romona just needs to stick with cooking pancakes . #SheIsTheRealAuntJemima
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Glad someone gets me haha !
Tonight turned out to be a great night
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ lmao I think stage ten is more accurate
Coffee and donuts
I'm in the best mood
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ LUKE JAMES . He felt the need to let us know like 100,000 times hahahahah
' I don't remember asking any damn thing ! '
Today was awesome . Totally have to do this again ! _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_
Old people on Facebook are just too cheesy .
Road trip to Taneytown ✋
Big john just said \most of the girls at my school want to get raped " hahaha god bless "
I'm in a tweeting mood .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I'm just glad to see you're still alive and tweeting after last night
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ we all crazy !
Wanderlust is still incredibly funny no matter how many times I see it
I really can't believe this . Couldn't be happier
Now some girl in a hover round scooter is passing everyone on the sidewalk .
Watching 30 minutes or less
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ lmao oh geeeez
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you see me wear whatever I want everyday lol . And drink whatever I want . Talk to Abby lolol
These niggas live together and are tweeting at each other
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I know this is true . ☕️
Who's line is it anyway is coming back !!!!!!
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahaha ! Good luck with that
Mom keeps saying \we're going to skin some cats tonight " "
Spooning with izzo #lovers
Wayyyy to hyper for my own good right now
He lies about his 8 pack !
42 - OMG you're honestly so hilarious we need to hangout again with a bigger group next time that was a lot of fun !!!
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ You just tweeted about liking Facials
last marriage an family lecture !!!
Going through my music and that song comes on , skiiiiiiiiiiiiip !
I PASSED THE ALGEBRA EOC ! ⛺
Alright .... enough with the giraffe profile pics .
Wow I just love that when we play away games it's so early but when we play home games it's like in the afternoon
Alicia . Go on Vine and look at all the videos of Tom .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ definitely !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ me too
This storm ! Standing in the garage watching all of the lightning ⚡☁
Especially when it sounds like you're purposefully laughing like that . No one laughs like that .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you know what I mean
Gettin tatted soon can't wait
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I'll take one
Shits about to get real now that the boots off
I went to sleep at 6:45 & amp ; woke up at 9 ... I'm a bad girl
I feel the need to wear a sweater today . yayayay
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ lmao ! This is funny !
My HATERS right now are just confused admirers . What they don't know is in 10 years they will be HUGE fans
Makes my day when people can tweet but can't text back
So happy some of my tax money is paying off TWO of my credit cards woot woot . Only one left i learned my lesson for sure
Miley Cyrus has the dumbest fucking Hairdo .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ it's okay I'm just going to get you sick again
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ can't wait to want to kill myself for 8 hours straight but so happy you'll be right there with me !
I think this world needs more best friends and mermaids like _TWITTER-ENTITY_
Over it . Other than that , had a good time at the BGA vs MTP game
That awkward moment when you know you're right when you're in an argument .. But everyone thinks you're wrong .....
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I'll turning 13
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ DOUBT IT
Seeing your life going to shit after you left me haha !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ he doesn't believe me about what was said about him
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahah enjoyed every minute . Lolol well almost
It's all humiliation day , I mean picture day at school *
Me and Adam always sit in the backseat together and make it look like my moms our chauffeur
So excited ! Seeing #CatchingFire today with my bestest friend _TWITTER-ENTITY_ !
Weird to say it was just snowing earlier today .. #PureMichigan ❄⛅☀
Still up but about to go to bed bc I have to be at the gym in the AM ...
Nobody will ever know what happened on that last night ...
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ the best of the best
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ wowwww I just ordered a new pair
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ in Scary Movie this is going to be good ☺
To go to class or stay home and watch _TWITTER-ENTITY_ ... Well we all know the _TWITTER-ENTITY_ wins today !
I always answer Stevens questions with questions .
Hopefully out with the Dq crew tonight
I love when my mom goes off on my dad .
- why don't we hangout as much ? We used to be really good friends , now you're too cool
I saw some ducks practicing their teenage girl faces at the pond today . #bikinhudgalinhasgalerinhafeia
Every thought I have of summer continues to make me happier and happier
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ no that's disgusting .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I'm sure you still look like your ready for a beauty pageant . I can top your homeless look any day
Tonight . Enough said ☺
I am way too sensitive
Someone snapchat meeee
Last paper of the year is written and submitted . One final to go , then I'm free for 2 months !
Mackenzie just asked what a/c meant
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ ONLY THE BEST MEMORY FROM KAMP !!!
All bad habits do this week lol ... I hope
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahahhah you are welcome
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ bailey and buddy are pretty effective at sleeping but that's about it
Dude the flash on my phone is too bright
We're the Millers is the funniest movie I've ever seen
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ CAN WE PLEASE that was such a great night with so many different people
How retarded garret is dancing .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ well they have to be able to populate the island .. Any takers lol
My dog HAS to be beatin up on some big pit bulls in her dreams the way she barks and growls in her sleep haha
I might be the only one not going to see Taylor swift
literally have re-tweeted like every tweet today ,
I fux w Angelo's !
The _TWITTER-ENTITY_ was the funniest movie I've ever watched , and it was a true story ! Bahahahahahahahah
OMG guys , Vilonia actually closed down tomorrow ? Is this real life ?? Am I being punked ? ❄️⛄️
THIS IS THE MOST AMAZING SURPRISE EVER I CANNOT BELIEVE THIS ✈✈✈⚽⚽⚽⚽⚽
I'm darker than Garrick
Haaaa , my brother just gave me a shoulder massage
Yay get to see _TWITTER-ENTITY_ and #twitterlessclay this weekend
\ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ : ' Be sure to run all that beer fat off today . ' Wise words from grandma _TWITTER-ENTITY_ " I can see her saying that #loveher "
School in two weeks ? #HA
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ oh darn , you're missing out .
My dad said Shain on Buckeild reminds him of Derek Bates !! Haha
Oh goodness we have the best group texts _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I just bought one and it's true you won't want to ! Haha
Submitted my last final an hour ago and I don't even know what to do with myself
Friends is literally making me laugh out loud . #lol
Chris Paul went off last night , and so that game winning floater by _TWITTER-ENTITY_ ......
Those automatic wheelchairs at the store are actually kinda fun
Gonna miss Edward tomorrow during school . How will I make it through the day #loserproblems #nofriends whateva
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ yeah he said bye Rocco's girlfriend !
I can actually see this going somewhere !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I'm going tomorrow morning sucks to suck
Bouta go pick up my princess
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ All I ever want out of my weekends ...
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ pshh yeah , we were thee shit .
That was fun ....
Uh , _TWITTER-ENTITY_ , I think I'm going to drive your uninsured truck .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ your my girl
“ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ : The past couple weekends have been better than my whole summer thanks to my fav cousin _TWITTER-ENTITY_ ”
Too many things going on
The sun just came up and I've already had such an eventful morning
My brother comes into town tomorrow and then it's off to _TWITTER-ENTITY_ for the weekend #nascar #praisegod
My mom decorated my room with Christmas lights !!!
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ excellent news !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ not even gonna lie .. I'm laying here laughing right now ..
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ ahhhh all I wanted for Christmas was to be your favorite .
The grinch is on !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ lolllllzzz we have stuff to catch up on
OH MY GOSH IM SO EXCITED TO GO TO WORK TOMORROW ! Whoever is working be prepared to be jumped on because my excitement is that high
Graduating in 4 months ! I'm so pumped !
I have a feeling no one is coming to this class
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ well I know something for sure . My frannn named manders is the exact definition of a purdy turdy ❤
Everyone hates playing as Kirby . I play as Kirby #masteringit
i crack myself up
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ thata girl
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I just won 125
I love my white boy ! #interracialcouplesarethebest _TWITTER-ENTITY_
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ wahhhh !! why though ?
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you go
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I'm in your bedroom with yaaaaa boyfriend heheh and is keep talking about how much I love you lolol
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ okay ! Im never trying to fight you ever again ! That was not fun for me at all only you and Ryan ! And well if you insist
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ can't wait to see Lucas
So so much nervousness for this meet !!
Your so thirsty
My shoes look funny
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ Hey Greg , Mason is completely full of
But who cares cause at least we will make it to a bowl game !
I had a dream I moved to lsu with you and we had a dorm
The Lone Ranger
I successfully did nothing all day today
I'm getting so nervous for the PLL finale !!
Since Nadia can't screenshot I can send her the ugliest pictures
Just got home from school . I had to go just to take one test and that is it ! Now I'm done with school ! #Christmasbreak #noschool
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I think I just peed
to the little boy at my dads work rn , I see you
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ no feet = no boots ! Lol
I'm leaving in an hour and I have no idea what to wear or how I'm gonna do my make up
I love showering
Nice attempt at trying to make a truce in the beginning of the night . Sorry about the cup of ice in your face , I crossed my fingers . ✌
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I'm glad I know what I'm talking about . #thetruthcomesout #bushmaster
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ love you boooo !
So I might get a job at dairy queen in Lewes this summer
When fakes try to hop on your shitBitch , we know you took those photos off of tumblr . Nice try though .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ wear you police officer outfit .
So stoked for out ski trip tomorrow ⛄️ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ first time since we tore our acls #twinprobs
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ rubber duckie you're the one ... you make bath time so much fun !
Last night was so fun
these boys got me and maddie confused af
I think Tommorow for Halloween I'm gonna be a stoner
HAHAHAHA I got Ocianna to finally tell me what she got me !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ my dad needs to get here . Then it will get fun .
Just really can't wait to be at Woodhaven soon hope my babes are there !
New _TWITTER-ENTITY_ tonight !!! Eeeeeep I better finish season 8 tonight !
Oh I do have a college bball team , that I do have
Successful night minus the altercation haha #goodnight #firedup
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahahaha exactly
ME AND _TWITTER-ENTITY_ LUV BEIN FAT
I know who you are . I have records of what you've done . I've contacted the police , AND the FBI . What you're doing is a felony . And IDGAF .
Found myself a sugar daddy
#Newlyweds is the show
Pfffft she was cute till she was a giants fan
My 1st question when they asked me to be in their sorority was , \So do I have to dress up alot ? " #AthleteProblems "
I love getting people all excited for nothing haha . ☺
“ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ : i had a dream i was a princess and then i woke up and i still am” _TWITTER-ENTITY_
This English class & gt ;
I had a dream that I rode a motorcycle to KC by myself , in a leather jacket , to hang out with my biker friends ..
Oops I just put metal in the microwave at work
Study break for some TACOS !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ when we bout to kick it ?
There is two things that make me automatically not take a person serious , a fanny pack & amp ; colored contacts ..
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ YOU LIED TO EVERYONE !!!! hey fast cat ! Guess what !?!?!
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ she's my idol
Wiz khalifa's laugh gets me everytime .
I LOVE to laugh !
Just got into a show fight with my boyfriend ❄️
had a dream about Masi and captain jack sparrow and a ship and the lake ,
Jensen Ackles and Jarod Padelecki . Mmm . #yummy
Okay Girl Code is so on point .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahaha ! Exactly !
Our conversations !! _TWITTER-ENTITY_
I don't want to go today . But I didn't go yesterday & amp ; I'm not going tomorrow .
s/o to _TWITTER-ENTITY_ for making sure I won't get any sleep from those pictures he retweeted #terrified
Me and _TWITTER-ENTITY_ just kissed via snapchat . #weregay
A fishy sucked on jadens leg he freaked out .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ thanks for visiting !!
Done with school ☀ #summer
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ we all know you were already thinking it
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahhaahahaha !!! alright , alright . ill take the blame for her bad judgement
Forgot about the scene where the two guys wake up in bed together #
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ DVR is set and #SharkNado is on right before
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ get ready for some Bering Sea Gold tonight #bestshowever
\Screw you and your cute relationship ! There's fucking crumbs on my knees ! " "
You love me because ... IM AWESOME . _TWITTER-ENTITY_
Some people just don't smile in pictures ... I don't get it . My pictures are like ☺
If _TWITTER-ENTITY_ forgets to dvr American Horror Story tonight .....
Kinda confused on how Jordan got shotgun and I'm in the back of my own car
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ ill be there tomorrow though ! Ahh CAN'T . WAIT .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ what is that shit on your chin ? Lol
Screw you _TWITTER-ENTITY_ and I was just kidding ! _TWITTER-ENTITY_
I CAN FINALLY EAT
Never been so excited to go to sleep in my life
6 year old in my group forgot to let go of the bowling ball and absolutely ate it #Rec2013
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ lol it's what I do best !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ haha , I just remembered something .. You're a packers fan . #FlyEaglesFly
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ it could of happened you never know
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ why did the jazz music dude from yesterday just wave and say hi to me all excitedly like we are friends ?
It's gonna be a good day . Class is cancelled which meanssss nap time between jobs
About to tear this Buffett up like it's my jobbbbb
RAVIN TIL I DIE #sweatin
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I did not know how mean u could be on twitter
Oh boy .
Some people actually sent me goofy faces ..
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ there was fruit .... And cheesecake bites thanks btw
I AM SO READY FOR TOMORROW NIGHT .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ #dying
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Oh My Creator ! SHUT THE FRONT DOOR !!
GOING TO BE IN THE CARIBBEAN IN LESS THAN A MONH #MERRYCHRISTMASTOME ☀️ _TWITTER-ENTITY_
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ BINGO !!
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ wanna come teach the class ?
☺ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ FaceTime faces .
I might go to nitro circus
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahahaha be never did !!
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ . You really have become quite the comedian !
For the help _TWITTER-ENTITY_ you're the greatest ✌
I send people snapchats of my dog .
But I love her so much even if she thinks I'm crazy
My grandpas brother just admitted he let a guy give him head in prison ..
I'm a usher at the avid banquet tonight . #tf
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I know , and I appreciate it
I just know I know I know got going to be ok anyway
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ cause you are sick 6 days a week duhhhhh
Nightmare New England .
White elephant gifts for Molgaard Christmas .... I'm putting in a plunger .
Ya snooze ya loose bud . Mine now !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ well here it is 9283020963 ! text it he might respond
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Haha in this case , it's a song . But believe me , I do too .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ lawlz can't wait !!
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I can't breathe
We might just pull this off
2 more weeks !!!! ❤️
Ooohh wee it's a good thing he doesn't have a twitter or I'd be in trouble !
Can't sleep because I'm too excited to race tomorrow #runnerprobs #nationals
I wish Sloan would stop taking a shit and get here already _TWITTER-ENTITY_
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ crap .. My bad #lookingdumb
I can't wait for iOS7 tomorrow
Pre-game festivities . _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ #GottaLoveMotown
we're going to family reunion tomorrow with people I've never met in my life
Why isn't my phone letting me send a message at all
No practice tomorrow + 6th period study hall =
Well I just wasted my time watching the game instead of studying
The fact that i fell asleep sitting up on my laptop last night
Who wants to skip school Thursday and hang out with me and buck
omg I want McDonalds now ..
mom is booking our trip for punta cana this summer☀️
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I SERIOUSLY CAN NOT WAIT !!!!!!!
Crestwood has to go back to school on Tuesday ...
Just getting grilled at #growthefuckup
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ not in the slightest ... wait till you get my pics I sent you
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ wootwoot , #excitement
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ & amp ; I doin things we never thought we'd do but hey , we're both happy and that's all that matters !
my #gf take all of my voiced opinionated statements and turns then into her tweets #smh
23 days left till move out time #yes .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ that's exciting
I want _TWITTER-ENTITY_ to give me Fall Out Boy tix for 9/8
ya sure fooled me
\Tequila makes your clothes fall off " ... GOOD thing I'm already nakedddddd "
I hate Sammi face
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahaha and I hate when other people do that I'm done now !
That nap & gt ; & gt ; & gt ; & gt ; & gt ; & gt ; dreaming about meeting Sam and Dean Winchester best dream EVER !!!!
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ haha Idk why it does that
I'm so excited for tomorrow . I feel like it's Christmas Eve ! ⭐️
Sophomores we suck
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ literally laughing out loud right now
tonight was so fun love my friends
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ lol noo dude
So sad Tangled is over ... I have it on my computer tho so it's ok ✌️
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Such a lovely conversation , but it's 12 in the morning . So Goodbye , have a great day !
Leaving for PCB ! ☀
Having the happiest of hump days
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Its all uphill from here #haveabetterday
I wish pregnancy only lasted like a week . My niece/neph needs to come now .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ or the mirror itself
Funniest night I've had in awhile
Its good to be drunk again
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ ... I seem to have that problem with most movies I watch
I have so much cloths that I don't even know who's they are
Caffeine pills are bad news ... holy cow SO MUCH ENERGY
Can we have an intense game , blacks vs . the Jesus freaks ? #PLEASE #blackswouldOWN
that made my day
“ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ : #Leo Laugh at their own texts before they send them because we are so damn funny . ” _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ Totally me
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hey crazy stop instagraming everyone's instagraming .. #killinmytimeline
Really not feeling like ill ever finish reading Cuckoos Nest by first block . 100 more pages and I already fell asleep reading at 8 ...
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I think you may be right ..
But two days off after tomorrow
He clearly gets the last one from his parents
Can't wait to see _TWITTER-ENTITY_ soon ! Living it up in España and France ! #too #excited
There's nothing more embarrassing then being caught taking a selfie .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ haha I'm a mess
When my church goes to Santo Domingo every year and I don't , yet I still get at least 10 Facebook friend requests from people from there .
I'm kidding haha
I have a baby chest split finally !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I am nice
Who's ready for some Lee Brice ?
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ my actual face
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hey some people like it weird
Highlands 4x800 team just dominated !
god is great beer is good people are crazy
The feeling you get after finishing a speech knowing you made the time requirements & gt ; & gt ; & gt ; & gt ; #relieved #masterpublicspeaker
No one cares that you just got off probation . That's really something to be proud of to begin with ... I'm embarrassed for you
Paper is done with two hours to spare
Time to get out of here & amp ; go the hell home ! All I wanna do is curl up on the sofa with _TWITTER-ENTITY_ & amp ; eat soup & amp ; be WARM
I hate I didn't go to the glow ball tournament like I was supposed to
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ thank you Brandon .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I may or may not you never know .
The night has begun
Pretty chill Saturday night . Still had fun ! Finished 1 jar of lemonade ' shine doe
They are selling pre orders for The Great Gatsby ....
I'm so glad today is #halfdayfriday I hope I don't actually have to work today .
This night isn't gonna turn out well . Gonna end up punchin someone in their throat
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ Should be a night for the books boys !
My swag for school is to right #oookillem
The host comes out Friday
Can't wait till Tuesday to get these KD's and 3lab5's
Walking on the side of the road because no one shoveled the side-walks . Drivers are pissed . Good thing my sweater says Alicia Tufaga
First summer in 4 years I've been single ! Turn down for what !?
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I know thattttttt
I feel like I am on crack right now #hyper
Got a new car tonight ☝
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ haha noooooo way
gator boys and Starbucks
I'm full of giggles today ☺️
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ but i dont want you to text me . #ewstop
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ yes it was
who wants to hangout over break
Am i seriously up right now ..
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ what's up ?
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ ya , probably !
I stay waking up out of my sleep
When your exs try and come back in your life and you're like .... ✌️ #nah
Calib told me about his dream where he was a fly ..
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ and IIIIIIII love you and baby I need you Nelly oh ! It's true I need you
Oakdale got so quiet tonight when Keldon slammed
I freaking love scratch tickets !!!
Monday is my only day off next week . Bring on dat paperrrr .
In order to hang wit my boo _TWITTER-ENTITY_ , I have to bribe with food #classic
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahahaha thanks for telling me it's ok
I stapled my finger once .. #confessionnight
don't worry guys , I got my massive burger .
TOUCHDOWN !! #GoBucks #BuckeyeNation . ⭕⭕
Is it storming right now ?! Everyone says it is but I'm too lazy to look ..
And I just kept on talking like it didn't happen #awkward
I don't care how old I am , I will always turn into a 4 year old when there's bubble wrap around . #howcanyounot
When girls I use to talk to try to get on again ...
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ it never ends ... And I just throw them away
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ yeah Todd you're so conceited
Red card !!!!!
Micah just got 20 dollars for twerking
Oh wait I can just use one of my other accounts #MyLife
Do you know what Mary had for dinner ? Everyone knows Mary had a little lamb . #laffytaffyjoke lol
How u gonna be mad that my sister has the same due date as you
Holy poop I go to Germany in 3 weeks .
Another perfect weekend at alpine ! So excited for next year
Nothing gets me more pumped than heads will roll _TWITTER-ENTITY_
For the first time in a long time EVERYTHING IS GOING TO BE OKAY ☺️ #thankful
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ putting it nicely lol
Is this bitch serious ?! She thinks cancer is a fucking std ? Ohhhh lordyyy .
I'm the happiest person right now !!
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hazard has his second of the game
The ending to Catching Fire sucked I'm so ready for the next one
Happy Friday everyone I'll be at work till close ahahahaha All I can do is laugh about it lolololzzz
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I was just wishing the same thing no lie #nerds4lyfe
Jess im still you're date
Thanks mom for being on your phone when I ran that red light
Here I come poky
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ ohh was going to say \with a box cutter ? " Lol "
Hacked by your best cousin !
y'all tomorrow is friday
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ or reword it and think they're some hot sh-t . #cantstandit #curbstompahoe
He said I shot a deer so I have the right to stay up and drink
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you were a clue in my catch phrase game today -- helped me and _TWITTER-ENTITY_ win against _TWITTER-ENTITY_ & amp ; _TWITTER-ENTITY_
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ that's messed up
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ all nighter
Carmel frappe from McDonald's sounds pretty flippin awesome right ! #cravings #favorite
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Haha . You funny . But happy Valentines Day broo !
Zach did my make up and some lady walked by me whispering to her daughter ' oh my goodness ... ' Starring me down
Some of you guys are all talk
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ I was just thinking the same thing
Met some ppl in a cab and they gave me a unopened bottle of liquor
#TweetAFear killing a bitch for associating , or coming in contact with my boyfriend & amp ; going to prison .
I want to watch princess and the frog right now
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I know !!!! I'm literally so excited I could scream ❤
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ that's why I'm still here for you when it comes to him but can laugh at the same time
Literally so happy ☺
30 day squat challenge is kicking my ass .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I know
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ this is the first time you never said my full name
I think you just sound stupid
It's so cute when Caleb talks about drinking milkshakes after weighing in for wrestling . His smile gets so big
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahahaha oh this picture !!! Yes !! I'll be home too . Can't wait to see you !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ if this is about me he doesn't even ride w me
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I'm bout to YouTube that and see if anything pop up
Remember the phase were it was cool to spell cool like kewl #randomlifethought
I told lane my next ring better be my engagement ring
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ gtfo a here man youre not even going to krun
I swear I'm not gay ...
\Put down the bacon bits " lmao . I'm dying . #DuckDynasty "
American's are the most friendly people i have ever met !!
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I mean when ya get on twitter you retweet & amp ; tweet so much at one time !!!
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ I can't handle this hahahaha
I ask myself at least once a day how I even have friends . Not complaining , just dumbfounded ...
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ sick or not your ass better be ready tmmr night
Me and Blake ParrotT are going to bailey park right after school tomorrow and fighting everyone come . Walking straight there
FREE BACKSTAGE PASSES AND 4th ROW SEATS FOR BRAD PAISLEY WOOHOO _TWITTER-ENTITY_
HAVE TO GO TO THE NIGHT THE BUZZ STOLE XMAS
Supper excited for next Tuesday ! ❤
Your smile . Your eyes . Your voice . Your laugh . Your warmth . Your existence . ✨You . ❤
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ lol how come you tagged me in that random picture
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahahahaha YESSSS I can't wait to do that to people
Cierra has been eating ice cream in the back seat for atleast twenty minutes .. And she says I'm not allowed to drive until she's done .
Only three more fucking days #ICANTWAIT
Lol at me going out in public without makeup on
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ haha , lucky they didn't draw on you
I think in still drunk going to work .. Oops
You're so sad . I can't deal .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Not sure what I should take that as
finally finished my crossword puzzle
IT'S A VERY HAPPY HAPPY NEW YEAR !!!!!!
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ lol ......... awww it's so cute
I have emojis !!!!
hoy shit this heat is putting me to sleep and I cannot go to sleep ☝️ wake up
did you hear about the guy that got hit in the head with a can of soda ? he was lucky it was a soft drink . #punny
My phones working
Everyone should come into Thai place and drink tonight since I won't see anyone over thanksgiving break
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ is my fav
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ My dad said if anybody tried to roll us he'd meet em with a shotgun lol
Three more days and i'm a senior
84 on my soc exam
You a mega-Mormon ! _TWITTER-ENTITY_
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ just remember ....... When he gets older .. Black mail may come in handy
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ braid my hair before grand entry ? I'll do your make up ?
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ lol it's seriously so fricken funny ! Like I just can't
did awesome on my Anatomy exam !!!
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahaha I can't wait to share with someone in two years !
I'll just stick with my margaritas guys . I am a big wimp to drink beer !
I'm too excited to see the great gatsby !!!! Someone wanna come see it with me ?
Never realized how much of an ass child Brady's got
Shopping round 2 on Monday
Backstreet boys and NSYNC is a perfect combination
holla we can get fat too _TWITTER-ENTITY_
Rick just sets the mood
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ 25 pounds in three years . That's nice .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ our little Emilia is going to be 16 tomorrow _TWITTER-ENTITY_
Yeah then dan will take me the rest of the year .. So can you babe
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ NO !!!
Emojis make a conversation 100x better☺
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ haha always catching
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ don't worry guys it's 52 and raining today you'll be fine
Jamming out to some old Simple Plan
Did I fall asleep at ten last night ?
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Of course ! Glad we're not best friends !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ YES , kind of a spur of the moment decision that I came !! We definitely must !!!!
Why do people fight over twitter . I mean if they meant half the things they said then they wouldn't be saying it on twitter !
Me and Bray have been laying around being bums all day so far
.... I saw it bc it popped up that a guy a know commented on it .. He said , \And that's why America is the best country ! HTTR " so dumb "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ nothing ! You've been asking for it all week !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Strait up 5 !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ i love the food , the food loves me
I'm thankful for my family , friends , fun , & amp ; food !!!
Parents with accents & gt ; & gt ; & gt ; & gt ;
Tyler Perry's madeas Christmas was actually pretty funny
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ . Thanks for the laughh
what happens when you get a whole bunch of nursing majors together dancing with an open bar ....
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Ahhhhh you guys are coming back to Orlando I can't wait to get #LOUDER !!!!
Thank god finally got plans . Turn down
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ DRIVIN DRUNK IM DOIN MY THAAANG #favorite
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ one word ... ADORABLE☺️
Ready for Little Rock !!
nothing like going to the doctors to learn you lost 16 lbs
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hello you are my inspiration .
Not gunna lie , I'll probley gain a few pounds today
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ right ?!
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ ummm your default picture ?! Hahahah dying
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ thanks bri !!! ❤
I did the same thing when they got her little sister a dog
Vampire Diaries it is
English teacher told us to write for 20 minutes everyday and that she didn't care what it was about . I wrote in Japanese today
One more test and a project this week then hello weekend ! #koribday #girlsbnight
Now that I'm an official _TWITTER-ENTITY_ customer I need to find out how this listen anywhere works #excited
Not sure how I used to make it through these shifts without an iPhone #lifechanging #sodamnbored
4th and goal !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ well that's an ideal roommate
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I'd thought you would get a kick out of this ! ... lol
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ if you were here ! girl I don't drink by myself , that's some depressed shit .
I stopped caring about people's opinions of me a longgggg time ago .
If I had a boyfriend with a bike I'd be on the back every time he rode it ! #daredevilEm lmao
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ better not be directed towards me , lmao mine is more original and more than just the infinity sign !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ lol yes . but seriously though I am your damn tour guide so go ahead and take some damn pictures
Wait tho tomorrow is gunna be Tays birfday weekend down the cape
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ do what you want all that matters is I am champion right now
hey , atleast Chuck has a friend in jail with him now !
That ride with Kate and Kassie cracked me up
I'm one of few people who loves the rain
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ thank youuu
Staying in a motel tonight with the bestie #winterbreak2013 ❄
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you look pretty lost out there today , it's okay I'll give ya a 5 on the evaluation lk always
Finally watched a game n we won
Listening to the 2000s pop hits ... OMG these songs !!
Cant believe im gunna be home in a few hours
I love when people think I look older than I am and then I tell them I'm 15 and the look on their faces to funny !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ HAHAHAHHA oh my gosh .. That is .. Interesting ! Lol #loveyou
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ for real ????
86% on my final for Chem !! #fuckya
I PICKED OFF THE CRACKED GLASS ON MY FRONT CAMERA AND NOW I HAVE MY FRONT CAMERA BACK
Jenny I see you bitch about school all the time #shutup it's annoying
I like twitter more than Facebook cause I can use emoji's ☺❤
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I can't stop laughing
Had SOOO much fun today at the Food Fanatics Live Expo today . Such great experience & amp ; amazing food . It might of been 12 hours , but still
Jamming to 95.9
Can't wait to see my boys todayyy !!!!! _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_
I'm So Cold
I love seeing _TWITTER-ENTITY_ as much as I do now
I just had a dream that the _TWITTER-ENTITY_ were on Jerry Springer over the events of the movie , and Thor was there sympathy defending Loki
I have air conditioning now ☺❄❄❄❄
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ bite your tongue ! Mama is to young to be a grandma and I'm to young to be an aunt ! Haha but he better not !!!
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ not if I get it first
When you get your paycheck and your ready for the next one already sucks lol
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ it's worse than I was expecting like there isn't even music it's just these people in costumes jumping around like fools
The Beginning Of Songs
Lol like I don't get why you're still dwelling over this .
Last night someone tried to prove they had better looking abs than me . #epicfail
It's so funny when people put a ton of hash tags but only get about 15 likes
But arguing and insulting each other is to funny !
I wish I could go back in time !
My uncle coming at my car
Should I or no ?
Most excited for college #notReadyForWillard
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ MCR broke up and won't have a new album ! Hahahahahahahahaha
Ahh Jameis Winston wins the Heisman ! _TWITTER-ENTITY_
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I died .
Only Anna .. Hahaha what have I ever done without her ?? HAHAHAHA _TWITTER-ENTITY_
so many people tell me i look like this person .
After the new futurerama of course
Definition of irony = what I experienced today .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ NO WAY I just got so excited
It's bitter sweet actually . No one bugs me but yet I have the urge to talk to people . What's that called ? Oh , right . Single .
I love how _TWITTER-ENTITY_ is so engaged in melhoff's lesson ! I wish I could be like him ! Lol . #getit
I am to excited for this ichibans tonight
Probably because I'm the only one who didn't go in on the drinking last night
Ima have the Lucy next Wednesday sorry for the wait
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ HAHA ! She is BAD . I've given up on discipline . I just give her what she wants now . Jon should be worried for our future kid !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ wings sound bomb
Just discovered the _TWITTER-ENTITY_ and _TWITTER-ENTITY_ schedule APP ... Holy eff my life has changed
When you hear that somebody spoke a message for the first time and they were so nervous but they rocked it
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you honestly don't know how much I wanna see that know ....
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ get off your phone in class
Such a fun time tonight . Completely exhausted though !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ we have opposite situations
Wait what ? It's lefthanders day ?? Happy left handers day to all my fellow left handers .
I don't think I did that bad . Almost time to go home ❤
Creepy as shit .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ buffalo chicken pasta #NOM #NOM
Ohh what a night !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ you should have seen me in chemnthis morning
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ on my sister Haywey would do that
working alllllllll day tomorrow
Just picked up lobster tail , crab legs , and fresh shrimp #HEAVEN
got my nikes tied tight
It's 75 degrees in Wichita Falls and people are decked in coats like it's about to snow
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ someone's gotta clean kitty poop
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ noooooo Jean jacket !!! You know you wanna
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ she's so retarded Judd's just so adorable I cant get over it !!
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ omg there's no way this can be real
Im in a really good mood
Sugar Shane just drop a F bomb ?
' Shut up , stupid . ' _TWITTER-ENTITY_
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ welcome I still feel the hot sauce .. and Jess has whipped cream and chocolate in her nose
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ duh !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ dress code would ruin that ,
Set your standards lower boyyy your aiming to high
Liars are the worst
This Angry Orchard Hard Cider is defffff taking the edge off right now
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ but honestly ... Why was she allowed to even speak ? first thing I said when I saw her up there
I want to do a #HarlemShake flash mob so bad !
Since Zach wouldn't go to Lamaze classes with me he'll just have to watch the videos online #iwin #sorrynotsorry
Twitters turning into a big burrito of sadness
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ lol I get distracted easily !
You have the right to remain violent
I want you .
S/O to the cheerleading by the boys today ! Best performance yet !
Eating pizza for the first time in almost two months . This is a big deal .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ ah damn haha I knew it was one of them . Oh well
Off work in less than an hour !
This week & amp ; next week we can do this
after a year my phone is fixed !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ bahahahaha of course
Trestman offense looking awesome
You know your cool when you're wearing a little mermaid v neck #imawesome #sorrynotsorry
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ lol yeah
You can tell if you're a positive or negative person by your recent emoji's .. ☺
Two more weeks of school/work and then I have almost a month off ! Beyond #excited
Girl we are like in the most basic of chem classes just because you did good on the test doesn't make you a genius
NO ONE CARES .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ triangleeee eyes .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ oh chink .. Just you wait .
I'm so happy right now ☺
Anyone interested in a 38 year old black man ? Lmao he's mad cuz I'm not . #nothanks #gtfo hah gross
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ bill and bob would kill us but maybe hehehe
When you get that feelin in your stomachs that tells you somethins up , listen to it
This isn't really a group message it's more of a group snap chat .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I have noo idea
I have a problem where I say things and I don't care what people think
Looks like _TWITTER-ENTITY_ won't be getting a haircut tomorrow #congrats ❤️
Sonic is playing \This is Halloween " from The Nightmare Before Christmas ! #Amused "
It's upsetting when I get a card from a family member and my names spelled with a \C " but when I open the card I forgive them "
I cannot stop laughing at this
loling at the freshman who dressed up for class #stop
The fact that ill be 16 tomorrow > & gt ; & gt ;
I had the strangest dreams last night
My headache this afternoon is no joke !! ... But the snow on the ground is still pretty !! ❄
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ yeah I feel ya Forsure
Just seeing my iPad cases around the house makes me so sad ugh #Brokeniggasmakemesick
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ yoo . We still on for tonight ?
I would die and go to heaven if I could meet the Catching Fire cast
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ lol welcome to the club
Last Monday practice is about to be in session
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ get off tweeter then
You know your ghetto when you answer your phone when your in the shower
I cut my lip and then ate an orange without thinking about it
THIS IS THE BEST NEWS I'VE EVER HEARD ! OMFG FIVE GUYS HERE I COME !! ❤
Just saw a tweet that said 6 weeks till Christmas . Which means 5 weeks till my 21st !
I loved how chandler went and corrected all the words
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ atleast we'd have fun doing it
lol it was a horrible idea for me to drink that energy drink
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ Hahahaha yes !
Oh was that yet another tweet aimed towards me ?
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you and paisley come stay a weekend with me
I love having an extra blanket and pillow in my car . #suchawin #plus ✋
Crackers make me giggle
\You just lost your job , you just lost your wife , don't throw out your best friend because of your anger " lmao "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ good !
2014 might be the best year of my life , too excited
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I know
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ this is fucking AWESOME
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I don't know ! Like iced tea or soda filled water bottles ! Haha like you have it on tap
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ kidding girl
I should do 125 likes for a picture of me on facebook without my hat I never really showed anyone but my best friend Alyssa
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ haha that's why I don't study !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ lmbooooo this timeline is crazy lol . I don't think I'm grown enough for this
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ yeaaaah yeaaaah yeaah ! Whatever !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you were wearing yoga pants weren't you ?! . That usually brings out the \gawk " in me at the gym . "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahaha oh well what's new ☺
Silent reading in class ? Nahh we snap chat
I feel like every time I pee some of it goes on the floor
Lunch with my sisters
im kinda excited for school cause i finally have a class with _TWITTER-ENTITY_
The Perks of Being A Tampon , #ReplaceAWordInAMovieWithTampon
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I love them cars ! They have the coolest radios and the keypad on the radio is pretty legit to My friend has a white one
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ Brad I think you need to check yourself before you wreck yourself #thesimplelife don't worry-I'm joking wit chu brah
This girl i feel bad for your future
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ haha so mean . Whatever
12 weeks and a few days til we graduate ✨
I passed my state exam !
Going to my moms I love it there
Fact of the day . Smoking can turn your nipples purple and they will fall off .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ what time ?!
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ lol oh okay I'll fly out next week then
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ lucky or you could visit me at work and bring me food before I whither away
People ain't real that's why i only trust 2 people . My sister and my husband
I'll probably be up till 5 again tonight
You had your chance . The only thing left for you to do is watch me walk tf away ... with a smile on my face ✌✌
I'm getting the master bedroom
I read my horoscope every day it's like an addiction
These Pepsi is poppin
WICKED IS GOING TO BE IN BOISE NEXT APRIL !!! AHHHH !!!!
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Okay , yes it is then
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I met a hot guy who goes to MC last night
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ it's that bad
Rumors : at least you're spreading something other then your legs
Oh my car is done yay
It's sleeting out here and I'm outside grilling
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ YAY !!!! Glad you guys made it safe !! But I hate that bridge !!
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ \what's wrong with you ? " I mean just give him a really creepy smile and say " everything " "
I'm lovin that _TWITTER-ENTITY_ is revining all these \grind on me " vines !! "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ it's because I'm not there . Duh .
Hopefully test driving a 2013 ford fusion today
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ dannng .
No sleep nation
Finals tomorrow and Thursday then officially done for the year . #yippee
My parents are in the other room making fun of Aragorn's nasally voice in the final battle in Lord of the Rings .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ this is true . When I was in Toronto I bought a blackberry just to fit in
Found out that _TWITTER-ENTITY_ has a small obsession with me _TWITTER-ENTITY_
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Hahahaha I just died !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ LOL
Some of these recipes in this book sound nasty \Date Nut Balls " .... eh no I'll pass Doesn't even sound good "
Watching We're the Millers
So glade Katie & amp ; I have a good friendship _TWITTER-ENTITY_ #goodfriendship
I'm actually not stressing over finals too bad . I probably should though
breaking news i dont care
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ has to use a pillow to see over the steering wheel ... Hahaha #socute
Little bro just peed in auto zones parking lot cus he couldn't hold it any longer lmao flashinnn erryone
cannot wait to get tattoos with holly
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I'm jokinggg
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ it took me 2 years to convince my mom
The only thing keeping me from going psycho over the fact I have to close tomorrow is that I get to work with my baby _TWITTER-ENTITY_
Don't remember the last time the scale read 134 . I am so happy
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Good One ! Your knees are messed up aren't they ? I'm way faster than you
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ What did Gords have to say ?!
Almost forgot my purse
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ yikes ! Can you imagine how bad it wld suck to get a sliver down THERE from a broomstick ?!?! Ouch !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ feel ur pain I'm always hungry Tryn not to eat after 9 pm ugh so hard when we blaze⭐️
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ who said I'm hanging with you
What's the best porn site ? I'm in the mood
tomorrow is about to be like that .
Woah ... I'm not tired
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ do you remember when we used to eat cheez-it's with shredded cheese ? #cheesewhores
Can't play games with someone who knows the game better than you ! ☝ #nicetry
My girl Alexa is coming to seeeeeeeee me !!!! I haven't seen her in so long .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I can't wait either !!!! So excited
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you know it was✋
Class cancelled tomorrow and off work ! Means absolutely nothing to do happy happy happy
“ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ : When a girl says \do whatever you want . " do not do whatever you want . ” Lol this is so true haha I do this every day "
I cant wait to kill hookers on tuesday
Why was the dog sweaty ... He was a hot dog
Idk why I always get the coolest numbers of orders at sheetz like 412 , 420 , 711 , 777 .
So turnt off preworkout ! It's ridiculous
Got my citation dismissed and I won the scholarship through my dads work☺ #thankful
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ my dad like John Mayer
Pretty Little Liars is literally the best thing to ever happen to my life .
2 cups of coffee and going on 3 .. I could run a marathon right now ☕️
Back to Naples for a week , then off on my European adventure✈
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I remember saying this but I don't remember when or where !? Refresh my memory !
Can we send stupid snap chats to each other all night instead of doing hw _TWITTER-ENTITY_
The heels I'm wearing tonight are an accident waiting to happen , happy new year
Jessica isn't excited to drive or to be grown up when she's 16 , she's just excited for me not to call her 12
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I can't with my emotions and feels right now . ☺️ ALL THE EMOJIS . Mostly just his one : in relation to you .
8 days until _TWITTER-ENTITY_
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ lol it was seriously like a children's lullaby .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ I'll have to knock some hoes out !
Big wheels on the phantom got me sittin crooked
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ excited !!! Better have your floor nice & amp ; comfy for me again .
I kinda feel bad for anyone who has school this coming week .
#Watermelon is by far my favorite food . So incredible .
Snapchatting on the school bus
\Just an excuse to shove my face into her boobs " #shitkrystalsays "
My mom is so weird about so many things , it's weird
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ that escalated quickly
24 days till im 17
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ this is me :
I get a good ab workout in when I hangout with _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ & amp ; _TWITTER-ENTITY_ so many laughs !
I'm confused with this twitter stuff ladies ! ☺ #subtweet
Despicable Me with _TWITTER-ENTITY_ tonight .
almost to 2k !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ yup ! Lol !
25 squats 95 curl ups 25 planks All together today !!! My body is sore from last weekend too
probably not a good thing
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I wish . Send me some videos if you can get some good ones please . I love you !
... Is it bad that I'd rather talk to your friend instead ?
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ no ?
\It just came out like word vomit ""
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I accept !!
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ bring you and a small list of others with me
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ #um you were ridiculous you took a cab back and paid someone to ride in it with you !
You could just give me yours !!
Yayyyyy he got ranch !!!! #soexcited
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ haha I thought it was cute
i'll be 21 in 10 days
I'll choke someone that works there
I swear all _TWITTER-ENTITY_ revines are grind on me videos
The Bears thoooooo !
It's time for zee strip clubbbb
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ invite ...?
Was that real life ??? GROUP NUMBER TWO FOR COLLEGE GAME DAY !! Look for me because I will be front row !!
That's just fucking great man
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahahha I KNOW I cried tears of happiness when I saw it !!!
Do Star Wars references make me cool ??!
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ would you ever consider dreading your hair ? I think it would looks good on you . P.S. dreads are attractive
My heads gonna explode !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ No lol not you !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ haha ok I was .
We're not laughing with you ... We're laughing at you #you'reajoke!!!
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I saw it and I had to get it ;D of course Sarah already had one
I guess I won a $100 Target gift card from work
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ do you put alcohol in yours ? Didn't think so
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ yes I used to think you hated me so much , oh my gosh .
Why am I awake !? Like seriously though I'm so wore out and I have so much to do tomorrow and here I am wide awake
I love brushing my teeth
#IRememberWhen swinging at the same at the same time and speed meant you were married .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ thanks mama so sad I won't be seeing you & amp ; Cody next weekend .
And again ... bad ass #always
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I'm deadass over the fighting shit . But one person can def catch the hands one time . I'll come out of retirement for it .
My supervisor is from Iowa . He said , 
 thing I've learned about Rockford women is , they all want babies . " I can't breath . "
Day 2 of eating healthy and im probably going to ask mana to get ice cream after dinner .. which will be pizza
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I have been already ! The cashier with coins , taxi ride , Abby\ hey there goes that car again " ! "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ #dying #dead hahaha good show girl !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I DIDN'T MEAN TO IM DYING .
Cute banana pants pitbull #youredisgusting
Traffic right now ! #christmas #shopping
Fuck school I ain't goin ' tomorrow !
Ehh wait no never mind ..
New tosh . 0 in 20 yesss
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you're missing out !!
We get a by in the playoffs !!!
That chick is Florida as shit
Denim bow-tie ..... #jazzy
Oh shit it's Labor Day well happy Labor Day everyone
Summer ' 13 ! Finished my freshman year of college !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ lol why thank ya !
Hunger Games 2 for the third time ! #whynot
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ ahahahah hilarious
When boys get jealous of who you hang out with ... And you're not even anywhere near dating .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahahah oh Lenny . One day you will be one of us
If you get called to come over at 12:30 , Hun you best believe that's a booty call !
She's in this class . Uht . Ratchet . ✋
Watching the purge !
You're a backup and you're excited .. greaaaat
When masens mom lets us take her new pretty car & gt ; & gt ; & gt ; #vroomvroom
I wanna see The Conjuring
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ thanks bebe
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ are you senior ?
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you should just save your book & amp ; everything for me !
I need to go home and watch PLL
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ sorry _TWITTER-ENTITY_ is just more fun
Hunger game tonight
So confused after _TWITTER-ENTITY_ has tried to talk me into a new future #whattodo #newcareer
haha , okay . good talk . back to sleep I go
My friends are so weird . _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ thanks cuzzzz you too
SO excited for homecoming with _TWITTER-ENTITY_ #yuuuuuh
Second blunt to the face !!
Staring to mentally pack my bags for the beach .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ shu same shit every night
Physics exam cancelled OMG .
Aaron said he's gonna make flash cards with my 12 nieces and nephews on them so he can remember their names bc he always mixes them up
You make me think
Less than 24 hours and I'm so fucking happy !! _TWITTER-ENTITY_
Hi girls I'm single & amp ; ready to mingle but i probs won't get anywhere bc I'm ugly . But hmu anyway . I won't b awk . ☺
A sunburn , cracked lip , and peeling nose is always great for school pictures
First home game Friday at 7 be there
What Majesti just told me !
the picture of me and Meghan laying on the bed I don't even remember taking that
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I knew I liked you for a reason
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ well Kendall has on we Thor helmet so who wins again .. Kylie
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ dude , are you a bodhisattva or some guru ?
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ there will never be able too look good now
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ How about faking it with Mexico until then ? #56days ☀✈☀
Wild Wilderness Safari in Gentry it is then ! Family outing !!!
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ already texted kelly to have a good time
Lets all take a moment to recognize how many dudes got blue balls after Mardi Gras last night
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I got your first tweet !!! Awwww !!!
Now I begin Vampire Diaries
wait .... what ?
“ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ : The only reason I am excited for school tomorrow is knowing I can buy cookies ”
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ It's in OK . That's reason enough to not go there
“ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ : I tell people if they're in my dream but I'm not trying to freak them out or anything I just think they should know” creppy
I'm such a confused person when I'm sleepy . Lol
Three down from tonight _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ sexy !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ just rub it in my face !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ oh Luke
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I am a Louisiana resident now , that's something that I just have to say ... it's in the rules haha
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ what's a cluth ?
Cute that you went running back to him . HA .
This kid just said that he'll be a hipster for life ... I'll dislike you for life
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Right right .
When your pastor knows where you bf lives and you didn't tell him He has his ways .... #sneekypastor
Gave in to a Mcflurry , buut it's cool !! .. bulking season time for some alone time / American horror story
I want pants that say whore
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I think I may love you
My happiness is a MILLION times better . ❤✌
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I'm here
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I love Through The Dark !!!!! #1DDayLive ❤️
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ haha my mom wrote it on a piece of paper and put it in my stocking , except she put Georgia Florida Line .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ it makes you feel so free !
Pumpkin spice latte from Starbucks
I'm so thankful that Isaac hates facial hair just as much as I do so I never have to worry about him having a beard or mustache
Waaaait . Lol what just happened ?
I made so many decisions yesterday that I definitely WILL NOT regret in the future #ThisIsGoingToBeGreat
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ I cannot wait !!!
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I have done #1 like three times lol
Getting up at 4:30 is about to kick my butt
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ ME EITHER !
Wait .. Christmas is in 5 days ?!?....
I hate having a ridiculously talented best friend she makes me look like a bum congrats _TWITTER-ENTITY_
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I thought her speech was gay
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I wonder how my niece will get home after soccer practice #hmmm
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ yes !!
At least I don't have a ManCrush on #JohnMayer _TWITTER-ENTITY_
Tommorow is my first day of summer vacation !!! Leaving on the plane tomorrow for San Bruno and Camp in Monterey !!! Can't sleep ! To excited
Narcissistic assholes everywhere
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ off purp with my shades on
Just Woke Upp From A Long Nap And Feeling Pretty Good !! #Feeling #Happy
Can't wait to go back and study a lot because my next stop is college !!!!!
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ oﾟÅﾟ)o(Åﾟoﾈｰ !!
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ yes please ! I also have your Christmas present ready ... you should come over
Ngantuknya masiih |
If I could take a star out of the sky every time you made me smile , the whole sky would be in my hands ♥ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ #ImSmiley
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ lol good thing I don't do my homework
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ wow =
I wanna be able to watch football with my next boy friend and i want him to want to watch Twilight with me
( Very Happy ! ) Getting A Puppy And Going Too Louisa Today .. My Kitty Will Soon Have A Friend #Feeling #Happy ✌
Can't wait for bowling tomorrow !
Another Day . Thank You God & lt ;3
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hoping you and yours are keeping warm and safe
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ tell me if your going sledding Lol c
Fuck staying in on this snowy night .. let's go bowling !
Good luck to _TWITTER-ENTITY_ on her test today ! You got this babbbbaay ! #personaltraining ... Here she commesssssssss .
#FF _TWITTER-ENTITY_ & lt ;33 he's awesome & lt ;3
Hamburger helper for breakfast .. yes please ,
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I might actually get to cruise on Sunday ! Keep fingers crossed
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ no load here
Was the perfect day to go see the Hobbit ! Not a fan of how it ended tho ! #Such a long movie ! Can't wait to see the next one !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Awe ! Thank you so much , sweet girl
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ thanks babe you are too
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ me too ! We need to get together soon !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Try to have a decent day .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ its on tomorrow at 12 am !!!
I love when Austin's stuff trend !!!! & lt ;3 _TWITTER-ENTITY_
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ enjoy ! Hope you had a happy Thanksgiving
He cooks !!!!!
Excited for Wicked tonight
After today I'll officially be a freshman !
Damn our 9 months is tomorrow i cant wait baby ! its going to be perfect 9/18/12till infinity ends love you .
In less than 12 hours ill be on my way to Oklahoma
Night Night twitter .... c
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I will say what I please . Want to stop me . Do something about it .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ not bad . Nice voice an good mix . Keep it up . Hope to see originals someday
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ oh yeah totally the best hooker on the corner !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ That's why you're my favorite . #Haha #ButForReal
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I seriously NEED a pair !!!! And I want that nail Polish !!!! So yea I'll be over one of these days to paint my piggies
Watched #CouplesTherapy and I so admire _TWITTER-ENTITY_ and _TWITTER-ENTITY_ and the other couples ! Kudos to you guys !! #bedtime
Just left my interview .
A salad is not a satisfying meal . salad lol ) & lt ; Carbs make my tummy happy . Not salad .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Well , sounds like you have fodder for a blog post . Can't wait to read it
It always has to get worse before it gets better , but if you keep a positive mind it helps to get better . #truth
U 2 would be so proud of me I was very close to blowing stacks in Babies R Us today for ur guys ' gorgeous girls _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_
Its official im getting my tattoo either before our vacation or right after
making homemade blueberry pancakes .
I Love when people try and interfere with my life and my happiness ! Nothing is going to stop me from being happy ♥
Paid today tomorrow off its a good day
Prayers for Boston sick people out there sad day ...
Officially an employed ladyyy #2kool
I think I'm gonna go out tonight . For once .
Love seeing everyone in their pajamas today ! knowing its for a good cause
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Okay just come in ! Hopping in the shower !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ let me snap your sister
Our homecoming is October 12
Vaca in 2 weeks with the fam ! Oh fuck yeaaaa ! We deserve & amp ; need this Mas & Ry will soon get to play in the ocean . ♥ busted my ass for this
Sometimes I hope _TWITTER-ENTITY_ falls off a cliff
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Yay !! x
Happens what happens im always here for you no matter what
Think Happy . Be Happy ! #LoveLife
I feel better now
Awesome weekend ! & lt ;3 _TWITTER-ENTITY_
Gracias a dios x este dia tan maravilloso que depende de casa uno de nosotros el ser FELIZ
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahaha oh god poor nick .... couple thousand miles away and we still manage to annoy him
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Thank you & amp ; you to !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I do ! Love reading your tweets
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ well Carson I'm in Tahoka and still jobless . There will be a few people in town this weekend too
Auroraa is having sooo much fun outside .
Excited for some star gazin ' at Big Creek tonight .
Finally got my glasses
Great now I feel sick as fuck !. Well , at least I hope he likes his good morning message . ♡
They caught the bastard ! Her is in the ambulance now I'm so happy haha #PrayForBoston
When my nails are red , it makes me so happy
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ awesome !! I'll have to wing it cause of my work schedule but I'm sure we will find something out
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you never want to
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Aaron , you , me , & amp ; 3 other friends . A Friday anchored , floating , music , grilling , & amp ; a fire to top the night off .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Susie runs a lot of the ambassador program . I have her email if dci doesn't get it to you !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ yes I am soon excited I can't wait !!
The baby is upp
Sure glad I got to hangout with cheerleader _TWITTER-ENTITY_ last night !!
Today is going great and will end great
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ it was great !! Im so glad we did ! I love you lots #BestiesForLife
Truly #blessed for the life I live , our God is a great God & gt ; & gt ; & gt ; & gt ; & gt ; & gt ; & gt ; & gt ;
Well if I'm reading my schedule right I have the weekend off
And maybe buy an expensive bottle of alcohol . #Ciroc or #Bombay anyone ? lol
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Lyudmila Pavlichenko is a hero of the Soviet Union to MOH ) & amp ; most famous of all women snipers . I like snipers .
Whiskey baby drivin me crazy I'm buzzin from my head to my toes So excited for _TWITTER-ENTITY_ new cd !!!!
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ No no no , I get 60% an you get 30% ! Seems fair ?
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ oh you know me , just living the fucking dream hbu ?
Your hair so perfectly hair sprayed . . . I can't help but imagine how fun it'd be , to mess it up . c
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Hi Cassie ! You should answer your phone !
Thank The Lord for Muniz and her stalling or I would have failed that test
I wish there was a music app for taking videos and allowing them to be in sync .
I didn't even look at my homework tonight
I weigh two more pounds than chase
THANK YOU AJ
Just worked out for the first time since Christmas ... My body hates me currently
Butt pirates are frowned upon hahaha
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ no because you won't let me have any
I'm always being judged
God I'm so gay but seriously that was FUCKIN awesome ok I can't explain it
If someone wants to pack all my stuff for tomorrow , I'd love you forever . #butreally
So much to do over the next 8 days I might actually die
I'm actually going school tomorrow morning
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ good luck #PracticalsBlow
Good thing I just realized I have lab after this
Geez I didn't expect that to be that popular of a tweet
The other day I walked in to class late and the sub was like \BIG V you made it !!! " To the whole class ... I was highly disturbed "
Hoping I didn't have any homework this weekend
I love when my mom buys me clothes when I'm not with her , then gets mad when I don't like them .
Always good to try something new lmao
putting feet in the bath bc they're numb
in march , i had NO idea oomf would impact my life so much
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ omg I always zone out and when I'm suppose to like turn at a light I just go straight
I fell asleep on him 3 times last night
Can't get over the fact that I have to be at work , in ALABASTER at 9 am . ... and it's Christmas Eve
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ lol good . Don't drop that phone or you'll cry . I dropped mine getting out my car and I yelled a curse word .
Omg are you gonna creep on my house now ?...
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ the engine blew up
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ tell me about it
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I got this .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ nothing serious ! Just my wisdom teeth
My mom doesn't even text me back when I need to talk to her
So glad we are finished with that group presentation .... I absolutely hate public speaking
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I thought picture day was tmorrow
woke up crying because of that dream
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ she was staarrriinnnggg at you dude . She wanted some of that Scoob-ifer action .
It's hot in here
Idk if I can make my 8:30 tomorrow morning
This math packet is driving me cray
Since we don't have any baby pictures of him
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ lets all pick on Breck
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ yeah probably good guessers but they're are some pretty weird ass people in the world still
Don't hulla hoop in your room people you might not have a laptop anymore ...
I finally get to have a sleepover with Jen tonight .
Okay fuck y'all
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I wish I could look like that with no makeup on
Steroid injections in my wrist ???? Ouch
Nevermind it's three hours long
When your dad awkwardly talks about marriage .. Like #nowayjose
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ have a game at home
cool my moms putting me on house arrest cause I'm sick and we don't know what's wrong with me
“ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ : Just snap chatted the most embarrassing picture to almost everyone ” why didn't I get it
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ oh awk
Buying myself an iPod bc the music on my phone takes up too much room
Hopefully a run at this time won't be tooooooooo hot and dreadful
my dad h8s me
I'm sitting at a table for 5 at pf changes by myself ..
Haven't seen Zack in a week the first thing I said to him on Skype to night was .. You looks like a dog with mange quit being lazy and shave
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ and I are too dumb to go to college because we can't even fill out the housing form
madea is on
I'm probably going to be up all night doing homework
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ then I don't know then
If only someone saw the jeans I just tried on and completely ripped ... embarrassed to say the least
But God is good !!!
#elementaryconfessions I sneezed jello across two rows of tables at lunch time #woops
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ ferreal though
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I wouldn't even have a life if it weren't for you
In the past 2 weeks the latest I've slept in is 6:30 am
are you guys excited for all the irst day of school selfie " and " ootd " posts on Instagram like I am #sarcasm "
just sent an embarassing snap chat to someone I don't know
Woohoo ! Running ! Yeah !
So many new albums I don't know which one to listen to on the L
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ only if I survive these two weeks
Haha im wearing vans ha hahaha
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahaha typical Payton move #paytonprobs
This group chat is gonna make my shoot myself
Thanks to _TWITTER-ENTITY_ we haven't been scored on this whole tournament , yet . #keepitup #yay ⚽✌
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I know what that word means !!!
Thank god I'm in the worst mood ever
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ YA SO GET HERE
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hey .... So were breaking up .... Sorry
longest game ever . I fell asleep for pretty much the entire 3rd period .
I would really love to know why iMessage doesn't work
am I really about to dye my hair this color ...
You didn't come off bitchy , just slutty .
This is really stressing me out
So thankful I didn't even up in rikers island last weekend only governors
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ jesus cares .... Bahahaha
My sleep schedule is so off
My mom just woke me up for dinner and i had a panic attack for a few seconds thinking i had school
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ thought I was the only one ..
I just asked like what the heck grand theft auto 5 was ... he's trying up a storm .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Why would you talk about yourself like that ?
Kay wakes up at 1 and says \morning " she's lucky she's cute "
Well that didn't work out ..
Looks like I'm tardy on my last day
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ LMAOOO The person that was answering your messages on your iPod called me
People r like \omg the storm !! " And I'm like ""
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ looking rough for lyfe
Why is my timing so terrible
I hate math
This movie is my life
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ so do I ! it's so pretty and I'm due for an upgrade ! ✊
My dad really doesn't want me to go to tally
Complete 100% wallowing
My brother and sister took cuddling to the next level . They are practically passed out on top of me
Had my 1st ever training session today On my last push up my arms gave out and my face fell right onto the bosu ball HAHA I need some work
this is why I cannot obsess over famous guys
Who twerks anymore ?
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ how dare you !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ it was below freezing like yesterday
I feel so much better .
my hair curled pretty good tonight .
It's weird how accurate your horoscope can be
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you're tellin me
This junior research project will be the death of me
When you find out who really appreciates your presence , it's the best feeling in the world .
Ha ha this is very awk
I have to be up in 5 hours
All I ask myself is what the hell was I thinking , you're weird as fuck .
I would like to thank Circa Survive and I See Stars for accompanying me on that 4 mile run .
I've been laying here awake for an hour
Sally never shuts up during movies . She knows everything about anything during them ...
Sitting alone at lunch
Biggest relief of my life
Cause I'm gonna die trying to drive down the pa turnpike
the bass of the cars that pass my house literally shakes my bed
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ and homework .
My emotions are all over the place today
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahahaha you were supposed to be in the first list I swear
I've been throwing up all night yeah there is no way I'm going to school tomorrow .
Just rear ended some black dude who stopped . Thank god neither car had a scratch
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ and _TWITTER-ENTITY_ are growling at eachother . Reminds me of the purge ... Shut the fuck up weirdoes
pressed snooze too many times this morning .
Officially just booked my first hair appointment to get it dyed ! #nerv
Feeling a lot better after a nice gym trip and some Tim riggins action
One of kylie jenners wrists can pay for my college
Aww the #glee club is going with him
I am about to flip the fuck out
The fact that I'm watching a scary movie > & gt ; & lt ; & lt ; & gt ;
Well Victoria's Secret fashion show is on tomorrow
The game ever have I ever " can really change your view on people "
got asked what make up I use by my eye doctor because it looked smoothed
I take my phone case off at night cause I like my phone being naked . It's the only time I can trust it not to break #nerdstatus
I think if I didn't cheat on my Spanish & amp ; history tests I would definitely be failing ... Even though I'm still failing Spanish
They grow up so fast ☺️
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ right
i have a headache
Thank god for my #otterbox I just dropped my phone SO hard on concrete and it's completely fine
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Yes .. u are !!! But don't let everybody know
My five page essay is finally done
Was that to me
Why am I nervous I got this
Procrastination is a Bitch
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ might have just woken up Chris with laughter
I still haven't bought present for anyone
There's a million other things I'd rather be doing then this accounting homework
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I'm only a few more shampoos from being blonde
Tomorrow is child care & amp ; chemistry . Wednesday is what I'm worried about ... Spanish AND algebra 2 , should be easy , right ?
Full off of water
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ Yeah bro we are fucked .
5/10 journals done
if me and _TWITTER-ENTITY_ vined everything we did & gt ; & gt ;
When you send a snapchat to the wrong person and then have to explain why you were deep throating a spoon ...
That one scared me
I'm so wet right now ... With perspiration
A rejected high five is one of the biggest insults .
Sooooo relieved about that presentation .
not saying i hate u but if i had food and u were starving .. i would eat it but that's not nice so i would feel bad .. but u would be dead so
Hahahah this is very awkward alright gonna be turning my phone off for now on
I really do crack myself up
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ don't have to much fun without me tonight lol
Watched LOL tonight bc Miley's bday
Am I the only one who didn't do the homework ? Yeah ? Thought so my bad .
Hoping and praying the state troopers are anywhere but Highway 6 between cstat & amp ; Clifton because I'm late & amp ; in a hurry
me and katie have so much homework to do when we get home
Now I'm going to have crazy ass dreams because I'm a good sister and have Grace my dream catcher
I'm gonna regret eating all this junk food for when we run
Two Christmas's down . Five more to go
My mom made bloody glass cupcakes
I feel like I'm dying ... like not even kidding at allll
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ you guys ! I love y'all . Y'all are making me blush
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Dm my GURLFRAN
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ haha . You're welcome .
It's hotter than a mug out here tonight
So in love with Jesus all day erryy day !!! ✨
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ enjoy your double
Word has erased my project twice now . Life is so great
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ lies , all lies .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ so embarrassing
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahaha it's okay , if my sister had a twitter it'd be worse
nope just a toe
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ at least they can be understood and don't say ya'lllllllll
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ probably the 2nd one considering I h8 your stinkin guts
Constantly caught between wanting to text someone but not wanting to be creepy
hi my names karisa and I'm pretty much emotional and sad all the time
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ i have to wake up at 6:15
I don't think anyone understand how excited I will be once I'm done with freaking Geology class ...
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ its so disturbing to think about ... And I hope I just put a very nasty image in your head
I don't know anyone with any of my classes
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ cause I know more
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ we shall see
I can say I successfully completed this tri without crying over the work & amp ; stress #tearsofjoy
Wai I might be driving
Ran a red light on accident thought it was green .
I'm so out of the loop .
Annie just made a three pointer ..
Well , 11 hour car drive with my step dad bumping to Billy Joel ... Kill me now please
Biggest adrenaline rush of my life . #Drummajor #finals
Hahaha seriously we're just proud our boys won tonight , not like your school doesn't do the same when they win a game . Pipe the fuck down .
In a few years , we'll look back at the stuff we did , the pictures we took and the stuff we said and be like \ WTF was I thinking ?! ☺ ""
I forgive you ... Only because I'm literally a whole season behind
Jillian Michaels got an ass though
Now I know what ass to grass means
So whose ready for prom
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ that's what you wore the first time we hung out .
Thank god I go to private school .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ keep tellin yourself that
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I'm sorry I guess I forgot to make a public service announcement
Emma don't go downstairs
4:00 wallow in self pity ✔️
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ lol sorry I'm not with it
accidentally pulled out my stitches
That first sip of ☕ make a person go crazzzyyyyyyyy #coffeelovers
Ever realized how it's always my fault ? You're NEVER wrong . You perfect little saints .
I knew Amanda would favorite that tweet
Omg at how many texts i haven't received today .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ me too
I LEAVE IN 30 MINUTES , YAY
You make me hate everything !!!!!!
Love having my long lost best friend _TWITTER-ENTITY_ to text late at night while we're both up and lonely
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ what ones ?
Got Al's donuts finally
I spent $10 on ice cream at Orange Leaf . I'm fat
Shannon's phone has literally died 8 times tonight . ahahah .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ LMFAO . Well thank god #iwasworried
my sister just asked be to tuck her in and lay with her awh she normally hates me
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ it's okay ! I just love it so I thought I'd suggest it
I didn't know my subtweets were that noticeable
Someone text meeee school bores me
One paragraph down , five pages to go
idek what I'm doing tonight 4 cheer ???
Me & amp ; Eddie steady get confused with each other , but it's mostly my fault cause I'm a fucking idiot
Soooooo yeaaaa ..... That's why whiskey and I go great together ....
158- You're a cute ginger . I don't know you though .
1278- we never met but all my friends always talked about you you're extremely cute and I wish we coulda got the chance to meet
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ my cat got hit by a car and I found him on my porch at like 2 am and had to take him to the ER
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I would if I weren't 3 hours away literally
We are soooooo out of tune
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ we are training for dog pagents
Can we not talk about how band boys get hot junior and senior year ? Haha Ha
So many emotions
I've been nonstop working on this Beowulf project since 3 and I'm not even close to being halfway done
Possibly more than I did all summer
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I AM TOOO . What the hell is wrong with people Syd I guess we are not people people .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I have it quite often here actually ... Prolly cause I live 500 yards from it
I just repierced it I'm okay now .. Lol
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ its okay were cute
I am so happy with my life !!
Just slipped pickles new sneakers into my suitcase .... , they match what I wanna wear . .
if _TWITTER-ENTITY_ tweeted me back I might pee from excitement
IT IS 5:30 AND WE ARE STILL WIDE AWAKE
but the real question is why am I not in bed yet
A 4 year old boy slapped my butt . Sold Saturday night ...
Finally made it
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ it wasn't about you , no
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ lol it is winter I'm not as dark as usual but I'm not pale . I guess it's the lighting ..
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ maybe next year ??
hey , how about you edit your pictures a little harder next time
My mom got on too Carson and said \ok then you can't go to the fair " he said thank you so much mommy "
Thankful for my math teacher not putting up the test grades , so that my whole break wasn't ruined .
my year consists of economics & amp ; accounting classes YAY
Can't even stay asleep because I know this morning is BID DAY
Glad I got that over with
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ now make sure you actually get out of your car and go in
Currently dead from weight training ..
my mom bought this motion sensor snowman thing and every time someone walks past it , it sings a really obnoxious song in a nasally voice
Just ran a mile in 6:53 new record .
Yay , another night full of tears .
it's a good thing and a bad thing of having my room be the warmest in the house
Last day working at Nike
hate that I like you
I literally have 3 days to finish catching fire
I always get in random moods where I just can't stand to talk or have anyone talk to me . I haven't had much sleep lately .
Math quiz just got rescheduled to tomorrow instead of today
Omg I almost just got in a bad accident ... there better be a snow day tmw ...
Had some father-daughter bonding time and changed the oil in my car today .
The only reason I'm here is b/c I have 13 absences
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ just showed her boobies on TLC :O #honeybooboo
Feel like using snapchat , but everyone's looking
And by a lot I mean 2
I'm already procrastinating for Expsoure
I am gonna go insane without getting to talk to oomf
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahaha I don't even remember but I'll take your word for it ..
Driving all the way to clermont just to have lunch with my dad
It's almost 11 and I am wide awake . Yup tomorrows gonna be great
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ WHAT ACCENT
someone text me , if you don't have my number dm me #plz #dying
I shoot worse then drain in that Jordan commercial
This is gonna be a loooonnng week #ohjoy
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ we are crazy
Slipped and landed on my leg ha ha
Up early for nothing
Except Fridays . Those suck . Busy as heck .
Just when I thought I was finally over you
Off to the gym . Wish I could just sleep there ...
I'm sleeping with my lights on tonight cuz I'm scared that Carrie is gonna come in and get me
Layed on my phone last night and cracked my screen .
Guess who has to go to school tomorrow
There's hope that Tori does love me
Tired of people being dicks to me today
Text me text me text me text me text me
I complain that I don't get any sleep anymore .. yet I've been on twitter for like 3 hours now ...
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ just told me I remind him of Chelsea Lately .. I'm so flattered I might shed a tear of joy
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ FUCK YOU I DON'T FUCKIN CARE
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ and now you know why I'm NOT doing it !!
I swear I'm a complete ditz sometimes .
I know how to dance guys .
Drove for the first time by myself today
literally have come across maybe 1 just decent looking dude since moving #DEFFAINTINCALINOMORE
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I don't wanna go to school
still working on this study guide
☺ that's how I feeeeeel .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ haha I wasn't serious last night was a joke
Sawa is so good .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ oh yeah shea
I have to pee so bad , but I can't for like another hour and a half
Just saw _TWITTER-ENTITY_ dad on tv
I'm _TWITTER-ENTITY_ ' s twit pic ☺ #honored ❤
4 blankets , sweats , and a hoodie and I'm still freezing lol _TWITTER-ENTITY_ my life
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ OMG yes I thought I lost it
If you kiss the one you love at midnight you'll be sure to spend a great year with them
Watching Keith wrestle is hilarious . He's so little .
Oh and it'd be cool to have some friends but maybe that's too much to ask for
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I'm sorry I was about to tweet you then I messed up
I thought friends were supposed to bring you up , not put you down ..
Meeting parents & lt ; & lt ; & lt ;
Thank god for air conditioning
When was the last time I laughed ... Laughed
If that Kate Upton stuff even was to work , I prolly wouldn't dance with her . More than likely I'd end up staring at her boobs all night
11 we hung out after homecoming one year and yeah that was the end of that
Let it fly ... Bahahaha ... The needs it !!
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ i guess its all good
this would be way to obvious
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ well that's reassuring
Please excuse me while I go have a nervous breakdown
Wow EVERYONE is going to the creek game tonight and I'm sick cool .
ONE MORE FINAL TOMORROW !!! 4.0 so far . Let's see if I can hold it
Lastnight these guys kept saying \you're one of the prettiest white girls around here . " I was just like , thanks . "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Mmm ya should . Hey , remember that time you sand papered your nails . . On accident ? Lmao
tonight's shift was honestly the longest most productive shift i've had since working at jakes .
Did someone just scratch me ?! _TWITTER-ENTITY_ there are scratch marks on my chest #iwonderhoetheygotthere ? #aaahhhyou
I have never tried so hard in my life to not burst out laughing during a performance #hotmess
That closer tho ... #VA2014
Finally home ! Such a long day . Can't wait to lay down
What do ya know it's 3 in the morning and I'm still awake
I tend to lose my clothes at _TWITTER-ENTITY_ house ALLL the time . #Oops #OhWell ✌️
this speech though < & lt ; & lt ;
I think my eye has finally stopped spastically twitching after a gruesome four days
Workin hard do that perfect body #motivation #wedding
Rivals all weekend #ready
Who goes to bed at 7:40
I can't cook for the life of me ✌️
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Because it's all I buy whenever I borrow his credit card .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ it is too small !
wow I spoke too soon ... I just ran into my cousin at the mall
I've spent almost a whole 24hrs with Abby
Can I take my own pictures ?
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ good thing I'm not just crazy
It's great knowing that I have to be up in 3 hours
I zone out so bad when I drive
BREAKING NEWS : I KYLIE NICOLE PROCTOR , PASSED ALL 3 OF THE TEST THIS 6 WEEKS IN COACH FORDS ROOM #HYFR ✌️✏️🅱✖️➗
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ so confused
Sutherland is intentionally trying to murder all of his students .
I like catching people in their lies
I think the odds that the rest of my day will suck are pretty good considering the first 75% of it has ..
Deep sigh of relief
Last day to wake up at 6:45 and go to work , I get three days off well except I have orientation tomorrow and I babysit on tue and wed
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ hey heather let's just put a whole bunch of emojis to fuck with Jessica . It's what she deserves !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I was LOLing in someone's closet at the Grove at ppl . Hehehhehehe
it's great to be taller than somebody that's older than you
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ yup .. she in 5th grade
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ NASHVILLE BC LESS PPL AND CHEAPER
Saw someone wearing all black robes and a black pointed hat on Wekiva springs road by the woods ... definitely seeing this in my REM sleep
Okay , family time is over . Can I go home to my friends and boyfriend now ?
Cranberry does wayyyy too good a job at covering the taste of vodka ...
My mom is so funny
Best decision I made today was skipping class
another win for heat !
#OneDirection just came on at the gym . Good thing I love this song . #awkotaco
the fact i only have to take one exam tomorrow > & gt ;
Probably gonna go on a run soon if anyone wants to go ..
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ ohh had me scared there for a second . Well boo you ! I like the Saturday service .. I'm sure Sunday could work
y'all think the PSAT is bad just wait till you take the real one ...
Well , today was great . I woke up in my car , had a pounding headache all day long , and somebody offered to beat my corpse
I hate my phone
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ lmao it was like daaaa fuckkkk
My mom just called me a clutz ....
I honestly feel that I'm such a nice person , my anger just gets the best of me some days .
IPHONE 6 COMES OUT SEPTEMBER 10TH THERE IS A GOD
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ like for real you're so nice and pretty and I still owe you for cleaning up that mess ... Haha thank you so much for that
Last week of school I can do this right ?
My mother told me to join the Air Force .. #BecauseIAmAPuss #CrazyTalk
Hi , I know you don't know me , but from your tweets I've observed that you're going to lunch ? Perhaps I could join ?
If I could just wear what I wanted to school I might actually enjoy getting ready in the mornings
Hospitals creep me out
The things that I think about before I go to bed
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ same but a 5 and 8 year old
Maybe one day my boyfriend will be my best friend on snapchat
so , when the hell did the cops come last night
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ yea I need a police scanner !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ we fucked up
I'm not scared to drive in winter . I'm scared of everyone else ...
That letter I just wrote was way easier than I thought
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ My bad .. It was a lucky shot
It's amazing what makeup does to a person
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ oh em geeee right ?! Wooh child
I can't believe I made u cry like how bad of a person am I
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you would've died laughing if you looked over to your right .
Ordered a medium but I got a gallon of smoothie
I swear I go to Greenville at least twice a week for Starbucks
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ oh shit
Everyone ignore Maggie .... Thanks
In bed .. Day off tomorrow .. Alarm off .. Sleeping in till whenever . & gt ; & gt ; #winningggg
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ Good answer . I'll take one of him too .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ this literally just happened to me
Apparently going to a club on New Years
My mom thought I was hanging out with asshole again .. Who does she think I am . & amp ; Why does everyone have like the same name ...
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I feel honored .
Lol at all the people taking their permit tests .... April needs to come faster #BabyProblems
My bracket was fucked after New Mexico got upset yesterday . May or may not have had them in my Elite 8 .
Here we go !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ thank goodness
I don't get how I can sleep with the amount of random shit I leave in my bed
I Don't txt like Anybody Anymore and the Person I do txt is terrible at txting Back
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ they do , but they are so good .
Lol it's the first day and I already get in trouble with Jenkins
I'm exhausted but I have full night of homework ahead of me and an alarm waiting to go off at 6:30 a.m.
Thanks to _TWITTER-ENTITY_ for always makin my day 10x better !
everything is making me so mad right now
I'm so ready for _TWITTER-ENTITY_ tonight !
Hunter Hayes , I love you
Not feeling so hot this morning ...
my dad just told me my grandma was coming down for 4 months in the new year
Drunk ass fuck drying my hair in Trisha's bathroom floor .
I can't rn omg let me stop ✋
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I was just gonna say that one !!! And say the puppet one .. We're acting like we're texting on here ..
all the flavors of pedialyte taste like crap except grape
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ maybe I didn't want to know
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ total conditioning is the best class ! Mon wed thurs or sat .. Just say the word
I have a good idea for Christmas nails but I need to wait until they grow
Hahahah I find The Simpsons so amusing
So I've decided I will not be out past 11ish tonight for I have to 1 . Be up at 8am and 2 . It's for a 9 hour shift #8 -5 #thxstarbs
Tanning in a tanning bed in this weather is way too hot ...
TIMBER IS GOING ON A DATE TOMORROW GUYS OH MY GOD I CAN'T EVEN ❤❤❤
I woke up early for noooooo reason and now I have to wait til 9 to call ysu . Omg my morning is going GREAT
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ No you love me
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ ' s music has me wanting to dance but I'm scared to step on a sticker ! #TheStruggle
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Right made life pretty interesting hahah
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Good to know .
It's not really easy making up my mind sometimes
Me and Madison just got really worked up
Okay we'll we all know who the reffs are gonna favor this game
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ how are you ?
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ Too funny ! Gracie could never be a waitress . That would be her .
When your music comes on in a quiet classroom and it's full blast
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ oh of course dammit Gail
This movie is making me get way to into my feelings
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ completely normal
I have to get up at 8:30 tomorrow
Shoutout to this taxi driver for driving right past me
If we tumble today I'll most likely kill myself
Way too much energy right now
repiercing your ear is so fun
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ seriously still can't sleep . Ha , too hyped for 7 am
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahahah I know
So bored I watched all of Miley Cyrus's \LOL " movie "
Lol does anyone else laugh when they get nervous
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ at Dawson's
I miss track but I'm sooo glad I didn't do it this year
I'm at Taco Bell .... without _TWITTER-ENTITY_ , I bet he's so mad
Just got asked on a date .. What has gbe world come too ?
Calc homework done ✔ long day ahead of me #busygirl
My besties are coming home ! I'm sooo excited !!!! _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_
Don't know how I'm sleeping tonight if I'm out of melatonin
Thank you Lord for turning my awful morning around ! #3daysleft
Glad I don't have to worry about the constitution crap anymore . ✌
Just now finished rearranging my schedule for next semester
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I'm about to shoot myself because I just realized I work tonight ...
Gonna be paranoid on this drive to Louisiana after what happened last night
decorating for Christmas is seriously a stress reliever for me . ❄️⛄️❤️
Two months and ill have my beautiful license , It'll blow by fast
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ are you proud
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ is it really that bad
I was giving her the benefit of the doubt thinking she was making a come back
It's annoying not having anyone to text ... Like ever
I feel guilty bc my grandparents look at me as this innocent and good girl .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ I'm just not sure if a white guy like me would fit in too good working there
Volleyballs cool I guess
Goodnight . Phones going off
My grandma right now what a funny lady
Only I suck at more than playing basketball is doing the scoreboard and clock ... and there's a game tomorrow
It's a hard life #WhatIsADebitCard _TWITTER-ENTITY_
Gotta get back on that crossfit grind .
Cali for Senior Trip .. Beyond excited
Yes random creepy guy on a motorcycle , I AM in fact melting
Wonderful workout this morning .
I only have 3 more weeks of my biology lab
8 hours there tomorrow I hope I get kicked out
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I haven't finished packing yet .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ ummm I'm not 100% sure I'm still confused on how to use it !
The amount of motivation I have to get up and ready for work is outstanding . #morning #early
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I gotta look cute and presentable all the time just because
So , yeah .. Someone needs to come over & amp ; watch American Horror Story with me because I'm home alone & amp ; I'm too scared to watch It by myself
That was such a hard lift
“ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ : Happy Father's Day _TWITTER-ENTITY_ . You are the best father I've ever had . ” You are a great and beautiful daughter
FINALLY . Someone talks to me
Just hung out with _TWITTER-ENTITY_ on his bus
Technical foul call to lose the game because it thinks I'm saying bad language , meanwhile Kasey dropping the F bomb gets nothing .
Are my legs tired ? YES ! Am I going to quit ? YES !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ YES she'll probs pinch me all class period if I get one with her
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ all the people responding with the name Tyler
I'm at the marriot by the pool with a bunch of old people and MERCY by Kanye is playing on the loudspeaker wtf !!
I'm kinda absolutely , completely , utterly glad you texted me #letskeeptalking
It hasn't completely hit me yet . Not looking forward to whenever that will be
getting a new phone
I swear i woke up as if i were in the movie \Hairspray " "
The snapchats I get from _TWITTER-ENTITY_ and #TwitterlessClayton . & gt ; & gt ;
Group messages are so overwhelming
Only four more hours of babysitting
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ SHAT . UGGGHHHHHHHHHH did you ?
I wanted to hug the locksmith guy but he was covered in grease so I decided I'd just hug him in my mind
My legs are shaking .
Don't say to me I can see us turning into something and tweet about how you meet some girl last night like screw you
Don't get me wrong , the dance was pretty good , but a little extra air-conditioning would've been fantastic .
Sleeping till the afternoon has it's punishment
Here at the Butlers we take like 3 hours to open gifts I swear , even if it's a small Christmas .
Nothing compares to the feeling after a great workout .
got the best news ever today , i fucking love my officer .
Now 12 girls ....... hey !!!! Another guy !!!! Whew
I don't know why she's giving you sympathy
#AskSamanthaJandAndrea why did u leave come back it's to cold rn
I fav all of _TWITTER-ENTITY_ & amp ; _TWITTER-ENTITY_ tweets about each otheroops
Stuck in AB & amp ; my moms in chapel hill & amp ; my dads offshore fishing .
I hardly have tweeted recently but I'm sure you guys are happy about that
Someone be a dear and text me while I'm on my death bed
tomorrowwww is going to be a loooooong day
every guy I come across is a complete asshole
Yay it's not raining any more ! Running tonight
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ that's usually the response I get
Anyone have the answers to Gott's reading packet for Pre Ap ?
My work schedule next week .. My whole Thanksgiving break will be spent at my lovely place of employment
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ yeah if you wanna come to anch
I guess my phone is not used to this much activity
Wish I was at hot yoga right now . This damn test is killing me
I swear I'm really cool and chill once you get to know me but no one really knows me
obviously you don't know what feminism is ..
I just wanna go home and play gta
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ it was good just sad
Remember can't spell elite without Eli .......
Coffee at ten o'clock at night because midterms ☕️
when people tell me I'm weird and I'm all like ..... aaaaand your point is ?
SARA IS ALIVEEEE DA DUQ I KNEW SHE DIDN'T DIE
I have an F in PE because I missed a ten point quiz
Once today and tomorrow are over with , I no longer have to stress about gifts .
I honestly hope I get accepted .
Of course , on Friday the 13th I have 3 tests . Let me just go ahead and fail them all .
didn't study for anything
I'm already looking at OT schools for after I graduate . I'm not even gonna lie ... I've been looking a lot around the Charleston , SC area .
Gonna be here until 5 because someone's bitch ass parent complained about early release
ok I just found a spider in my room room
I will not stress I will not stress I will not stressI will not stress I will not stress I will not stress I will not stress
I really want some takis
Oh my goodness I'm so confused with all this winter formal drama
Well , looks like I'm taking 5 AP classes this year
is having morals/values bad or something ? Cause it seems to run guys off .
It's time to graduate
I am really looking forward to coming home from California and making up 160 down and backs
I need friends
So glad I'm only going to beaver county for 1 week this summer
No motivation for any of this homework . I've spent the past hour eating more then actually working on these problems
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I MISSED YOU OH SO DEARLY
I'm bored as shit and its only 9
So I guess I'm going straight from work to the game ...
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you up for sunday ..?
that's really annoying
My room stays cold ...
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ AWEEE !!! Youre so sweet
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ HAHAHAHAHHAHA yeah I realized after I posted it
School & lt ;
let's see how this goes
You'll never regret a good workout
Jessie won't quit singing
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ u always got the spot
Airplane tickets officially booked ... I can't wait to see my favorite people in the whole wide world
My 5:20 Alarm was set for tomorrow .... so relieved .
Dont ever try understand women , we understand each other & amp ; hate one & amp ; another
Now watching , the purge . HUHAAA #tapangtapangan .
English Final making me have a mental breakdown .
Wow I didn't know so many people screenshot me
Casually racing my dad down the hotel hallways ...
I have to be at the school hair fixed , in uniform at 11 ... I just got home ..
I got a ticket with a +1 .... but I don't have a +1 ..... date night anyone ??
So I guess I get to go to the Cardinals practice tomorrow for \work " purposes . "
One Tree Hill really knows how to bring out my girly emotional side .
Pretty ironic I'm on the fitness section of Pinterest right now while eating ice cream
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ just said he cut his toe nails .. some girl just goes ; \YUMMY LET ME EAT THEM ! " ew . "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ stfu you didn't take it yet !! it was actually extremely hard and I'm the only one who took the entire period to complete it
All the ask shit and DMing numbers shit is annoying . Like , just learn to talk to girls non-anonymously . Lol
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I drive cars ....
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ love you beautiful
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ LITERALLY SAME OMG . my family gave up on the parking so we left
Snapchat me I guess- tairalewis
Look what I get myself into ...
Sorry for being late .
Well that was a relief
kats gonna think im stalking her
Don't feel good at all
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ A.D.H.D it's a song .
The word selfie
So this is what I like to call a power nap .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ always trying to help me out when I need it
Meth class bright and early
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ can one of you say if this is sarcasm cause I can't tell ...
I can't wait to walk to the freshman campus
Finally getting all of the bedroom furniture ! That means I don't have to love out of a laundry basket anymore
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ thank you !!
I think I'm going to cry because I actually finished my test #sohappy
Going shopping with my parents is like asking to get yelled at .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ whatevs some of them are real brain teasers
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ ur rude and annoying
So I left my bottle of water in my truck last night , and it exploded when I opened in class this morning . #oops
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I just remembered
You can count on me to get the flu the first day I'm in California
why has this week been so stressful
Some tweets are weird ? And just shouldn't be aloud to be posted
Where'd you hear that ?
My big just made a picstich of my selfies with my doggies #oh
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ is threatening that she will pee on me .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Hahaha I wish I could tell you . Perhaps Syenna or Allyson ? They were on the end .
I was about to celebrate my last post for my blog , then I had an assignment that I haven't picked 5 , edit & amp ; caption yet . Oops . #omg #AGH
Take things out on me
After tonight it's really dawning on me on how much leg workouts have helped my athleticism . Wish I dedicated myself in HS like this
Off in 10 mins omg thank god
I've been doing homework for 2 straight hours & amp ; I still have wayy more to do .
I'm not gonna check my grades until after Christmas .. So I can stay happy ..
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ Nope . I didn't
Cruise control just saved my ass from the
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ yes yes yes & amp ; that smile
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ I hope not
I don't even know why I have a snapchat I never get any snaps tbh
That kid on the mini bike earlier _TWITTER-ENTITY_
So happy I don't have to do pig dissection tomorrow
Well I figured out I have a disorder called Misophonia ..
Lol _TWITTER-ENTITY_ my mom for saying I'm just a visitor at home #whatevess
Wrestling tournament this Saturday & amp ; we're leaving the school at 6am
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ guess who's back to needing rides home for privs ?
Working 40+ hours next week
what a day
Haven't slept in for three weeks #WhatIsSummer
I have class in a hour and I have no idea where it is #freshmanprobz
i don't even know most of the people retweeting it
Well it took like two hours to clean Savannah's room and it's still not all the way done
Yeah now i get to go to work all day
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ good luck , please let us know how it works !!!
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ wherever i don't mind
Who wants to twist my dreds
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Lol you're good . I just won't talk shit to you ever again
Yeah bitches so be ready to work hard
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ I want to go but i'm not even out of bed yet .
I cut 5 inches off my hair
It's always a good day when you barely avoid getting stepped on by a horse
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ get a phone that actually works
Can't wait to see how I did on that algebra 2 test
It's so hot out .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ lol I don't want any more
Iced coffee is good though .
I'm happy we worked that out .
S/o to whoever fell asleep in the tanning bed at dynamic .
I wish my family would come home , I'm kinda bored
Have fun in florida . The sun in beast
Gym time to sweat his sickness out !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ YEAH BUDDY !!! ✊
Lol We Put Swade In The Trunk
I am unsure if there is a more beautiful man than Bradley Cooper .
oh would you look at that
IT WAS WAY TOO HOT IN WORK
what is this exemption thing i'm so confused
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I know
Now that Psych IA though ...
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ SAME it's just a matter if turning 18 and finding money
Just found a hole in my favorite pair of pants
It's for playoffs not for senior night
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ that's a relief !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ me too
2 projects down , 1 to go
My mom just let a big fat cat out of the bag .. And I just stood there like
K karma you can go torment someone else who doesn't deserve it
I just realized I work five days in a row after my two days off ....
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ way to rub it in !
Finished my homework finally .
Third time at the mall in less than 24 hours
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you understand
Buddy is trying to sleep .. He seems annoyed that I'm on my phone
\ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ : Wild Wild West has to be the best will smith song ever " this is 100% spot on "
Done with stats/math for the rest of my life with a C+ and I could not be any happier to be done .
Is it time to watch game of thrones with _TWITTER-ENTITY_ yet ?
freaking out , over thinking , worried , scared idk
Is dating a model to much to ask for Christmas ?
Just got pulled over for going 9 over thank you sweet Jesus for not getting a ticket
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ thanks dad
5 kids for so far 4 hours
3 hour drive to conway
Insanity cardio power is no joke #insanity
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH COLE OMG
My brother made sure to wake me up early !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ called me a true white girl .
My friend Fiona is so cute omfg
me and maddie have spent every weekend together for the last month and a half
My fingers been bleeding for well over an hour now ... 7 band aids later
Nobody could compare to _TWITTER-ENTITY_ congrats text !
I MEET PASCAL DUPUIS ON THURSDAY ✌️
I go all 4 days without falling once and right when I come out of the gym I slip .
Someone text me because I'm not getting any sleep tonight
Of courses its raining again today
please flex your muscles a little more
finally wrapped my friends presents
Being out longer than I thought ...
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I might cry AWHHH
Now all I need is to get A's in all of my honors classes
You know you're vain about your skin when you have a nightmare about having acne and you run straight to your mirror after
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ OHMYGOD I HATE YOU
There are some things I think , that I know I can't say . Or more likely shouldn't .
That tweet brought out the bean in me
Love seeing all my little CCHS bebes heading off to prom ! ☺ #timeflies
2 miles on the first day back
Don't worry , I found it
Even though I wanna cuddle
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Id rather mop floors and clean toilets
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ aww thank you☺️ but I use 6 different ones and it takes 20 minutes
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Monday through Thursday 7:30 -5
I love when plans get cancelled
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ HAHA OMG I DIDN'T EVEN NOTICE
At least I got a goodnight text tonight .
I like my grilled cheeses with pickles
I'm so livid right now it's unreal
is it bad that the only reason i'm going to school is so i don't miss the macbeth video in english
You don't cook , clean , or give me head ? Legally my client is entitled to a side bitch or two .
Random guy comes into work . He asks for my number and I end up giving him the name of my church to go to . Easy way out .
exactly one month til Florida ☀️
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ never year
I haven't been to Bellingrath Gardens , to see the lights , In like 5 years #foreveralone
I always forget to take my contacts out when I lay down
I had a dream my tattoos were crumbling off
Things I've never heard of . Breaking bad and pretty little liars . Just can't figure out what these are !!
Does anyone have size 8-8 1/2 tennis shoes I could borrow for 8th period today ? #please #desperate
Some people need to check their dm's more .
Did I wear that penny to the gym ? You bet your ass I didDo I care still ? Fuck no ... Ok maybe just a little
That blonde is a center piece for all shays weaves though
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ omgsh forreal I will ! Hashtag desperate for plans as usual
Annnnd my phone is about to go off again
Working up a sweat in just dance
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ dammit .
LOL JK I DON'T SLEEP
People should text me .
Got pulled over in Maryland by a state police
Checking out maaa old phone #power of Nokia !
A job finally being able to have my own money , that's the shit I do like
Just submitted my first college application to my dream school since freshman year ... mixed feelings ☺
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ knew that would bring a smile from somebody ! #imhilarious
“ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ : Having my 8:55 tomorrow is gonna be rough , jus how I like it\ "
Have to write an essay tonight
5pm just woke up ... This is not a life
When my customers find me on facebook ...
These guys on supernatural are just
I LOVE YOU RACHEK
Did a 3 hour photoshoot w strep in a dress w freezing weather by the river
Yay I get to work on Christmas Eve
Two is enough for me
Where's Taylor ?
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I've read the book bud
Idk if I should wake Erika and Tay up considering they've been sleeping for like 2 solid hours
Treating myself to ice cream because I actually danced a full dance class for the first time in months
Ever have those moments where you wish you had someone to be lovey dovey with and shit but then realize you're forever alone ? Hahah
need to do something before I go insane
Here at legacy landing our AC is broken
4 hour layover
I haven't hit in so long I have a feeling when I go back it won't be very pretty . #rusty
Finally hit 3,000 tweets lol
Finally done with the project
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I call it a momentarily uneventful period
Been up since 5:45 and just realized today's Wednesday
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ good thing I'm not the only one
Everytime I creep I get more and more pissed off
Wowzers that was really hot ..
Went last night and all day today without my finger taped up
3 years later and I will never be able to take a decent/postable picture w the boy
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ aw cheer up .
2 doctors appointments tomorrow along with an Xray
I could tell today was going to be good when I got let off with a warning for driving 20 mph over the limit
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ kidding !!
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ interesting to say the least
I've basically been awake for 25 hours lol _TWITTER-ENTITY_ my life
Lol to think i actually chased you
Why do all my tweets get favorited and not retweeted
Everyone's so fucking annoying
Haha watch no one ask me to homecoming cause I have a bf
I'm gonna have so much make up work
\Mom do you over pack ? " " Yeah .... but not as bad as you ... " "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ that is so beautiful
I'm the sober driver tonight .. is this real life ?
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ ugh I was so looking forward to it
Finally Thursday one more day and off school for the weekend
Just finished my first college class ! 8 ams will be the death of me
But it's 1:53 am and I have church in 8 hours
I shopped for 8 hours tonight . I'm done shopping for the rest of my life .
finally finished English questions now all I have left is geometry , algebra 2 , and biology . woooo
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ did I see a pic of u dressed up like a cheerleader ?
Being claustrophobic and going to the mall today was an awful idea
I was just going to get in the shower too #thankyoumothernature ✌️
The Jostens guy said my letterman is gonna ship to my house tomorrow or Wednesday . It just took 3 months .. but seriously I can't wait .
I'm so emotional lately
I have a strong hatred for Middletown and Sallies and I always will till the day I die
Yay new brakes ! Don't have to worry about dying anymore
OMG nip slip
Dang I am so sweaty .
All of my younger brothers friends are like a foot and a half taller than me
Oh yeah now I remember
Anyone wanna pick me up an take me home ?
I've literally been doing homework since I woke up and I'm finally done .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ the envy is too strong , I can't imagine living her life with the most perfect man ever
Definitely hot as fuck out here
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ ohh ok ! Hahaha
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ your so sweet thanks sharif/zane/diego & amp ; all your other millions of names
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ yeah few
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ omgosh !!
I have three test on Wednesday , then finals next week , and a bunch of hw . Let's celebrate
This love shit a make you think of the craziest things
I'm waking up at 8 tomorrow to look presentable and it's almost 1 haha
Oh how cute at least I don't go for seniors who aren't available
When did girls with class become so hard to come by
you guys really want this to happen
Never again will I ride on a jet ski with my step dad
My brother has disliked rap for as long as I've known him & amp ; today on our way to work he put on We Own It by Wiz & amp ; 2 Chainz #goodchoice
I know for a fact that no girls subtweet about me because i even dont talk to any girls
We killed them .
Work at 9am .
Honestly this has been the best senior kidnapping ever . I will remember this for the rest of my life ❤️
Anyone else notice that in Adam Sandler movies , they are always drinking Pepsi ? #nocoke
I've been watching some show about repoing cars all day because I'm too lazy to get up and get the remote
“ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ : It is NOT necessary to scream every two seconds at someone who's getting of the bus omfg”
I'm gonna be so tall at this banquet hahaha
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ we're always this nice , if you were wondering #butreally
Does it not feel like 3 am or what #SoTired
Bombing this exam
I can't wait to go school shopping Friday in Polaris and Easton
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ just informed me that Fall Out Boy is back together . #IsThisRealLife ❤
Janette is just on one tonight I cannot stop laughing
The amount of papers I have due before the end of this term is actually absurd
This is like The Revolutionary War
My dog has been so good today , is this real life ?
Just asked a girl on a date for the first time in 6 years
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I totally meant the uh ... football & amp ; motorcycles show ...
I wish some dreams could come true .
mannnn we have to take this dumb plan test tomorrow
Too much confusion tonight
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ oh good
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I did something to it ten weeks ago and it never got better , so I got it looked at and apparently crutches are needed
Shout out to my best friends for being so talented to play for the state title today ! _TWITTER-ENTITY_ and _TWITTER-ENTITY_ you guys make me proud
Everyone is like \Wahh , finals week " , and I'm just like , " yay for being a FCS major " "
Just cried finishing my book only because I wish my love life was like a Nicholas sparks book
I make Christian shave when he gets too prickly .
Thought a bug was crawling down my lower back . Nope it's just sweat
does anyone that has a car wanna give me a ride ? #desperate
Feeling nervous !
trying to figure out what to get daci and Brandon for Christmas is driving me insane
Having to tell people in the hallway to be quiet because you're an old lady and go to sleep before 11pm on a Friday night
The fact that I'm going to be seeing the Jonas Brothers in exactly one day is completely unreal to me . I can't even deal right now .
I said that's gotta instead of that has to ...
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ my mom tried to dye her hair dark and now it's grey !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ like I think 3 days of get to know you activities is a little excessive
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ thank you thank you
I love when I get something in my eye and it looks like I'm crying
Done with exams
I've seen my friends like 4 times this summer
At least I have the weekend to study for calculus
First day back to school tomorrow and I do this kaaaaay
I'm so glad I'm worry free
And on that note .... DONE WITH PSYCHOLOGY FOREVER AND EVER !! #SOHAPPY
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ LOL uh I mean I guess in a ot at all " kind of way "
Well . Dang .
I hate driving on the thruway
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ that's the nicest thing you've ever said to me But you are still drunk
Yay for being awake at 5 am
This headache is killing my vibe
In 2014 i will probably not move my couch and watch Netflix every single day .. Oh wait i already do that ..
when girls say \I hangout with guys because they're no drama " "
there is someone or something in my house
Such a good movie
Woohoo ER trip at 10:00 . Just love not being able to breathe . ✌️
Blaise is such a cute sleeper
Good thing I ran out of gas
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahah I don't mean like height !
Long leg probs _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ try 17.2 K like what do i even tweet about ?
Only got 3 hours of sleep .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I said hey boo
I think my moms goal in life is to make my life miserable
Glad my ass is outta that fucked up shit
A good 90% of my Christmas gifts were maroon and white ... I think my parents were hinting something ..
Good work out
\ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ : almost positive i'm gonna die single . ""
I am such a walking contradiction
Saw my son missed him , but he gave me the bird .. Little cunt _TWITTER-ENTITY_
Too lazy for this homework .
i hate sitting in the front row of desks bc theres nowhere to put your feet
She's a hot one ! ☀☀
Got bit by something on my neck while I was sleeping
Gonna kill #oomf ✋
Feeling refreshed after finally seeing my boy again after a week
having to wake up in four and a half hours
honestly the last thing i want to do right now is get my blood drawn
My parents are mad that there's so many people over
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ that's not even a dollar a day . Enjoy the bus
Some things you just don't eat after brushing your teeth ..
I'm not looking forward to go to my video broadcasting class it's going to go by so slow but atleast _TWITTER-ENTITY_ is in there
\ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ : Is your last name Gillete ? Because you're the best a man can get . " SAVE THAT FOR A GIRL GET IT OFF TWITTER THAT'S THE BEST ! "
“ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ : Looks like I won't be going to school because I can't find a ride .. ” it's called a bus
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ please just go to sleep Sammi lol
Oh Fun Fact my wifi randomly connected yesterday so I can FaceTime now hahahah
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ yea this is you haha
I'm such a messed up person
i love having to do 10 pages of apec notes
I've learned so much about being a better person from Nikki's passing .... She's always just such a blessing ☺
BUT IM GONNA DIE ALONE LOL JK
I'm gonna legit cry
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Haha wowwwwww , I probably just woke up from a nap or something
Girls tweet their feelings then ask why is everyone all up in their business ..
Damn good workout with _TWITTER-ENTITY_
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hey not true
So that's what quicksand feels like
That super awkward moment when you don't remember where you parked .
Middle of no where and waiting for our surprise ...
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ & amp ; I got caught staring so hard at the hottest guy , he felt it was necessary to wave at us #WhatCanYaDo
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ well dang , do what you gotta do I guess
Sooo _TWITTER-ENTITY_ , you disappeared and I was sad , but then realized you got a new account !! * phew * missed you ! Lol !
3 days in the sun and I'm wiped out #3more
I love how I live by Cedar Point and you can see it from the beach
One of the prettiest I've seen in awhile !
Here goes nothin '
I need something to do tomorrow .
My Android is now able to see color emojis ..... SO HAPPY .
Moving in on Friday
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ lol hah maybe next time kid
Ran into _TWITTER-ENTITY_ ' s dad on the greenway ...
So tired from doing absolutely nothing today
Scary movies & lt ; & gt ; & lt ; & gt ; & lt ; & gt ; & lt ; & lt ; & gt ;
actually crying right now because Alex & amp ; Sierra won
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ 9 am anatomy is that bad !! She's monotone
jake got shaved today and then decided to roll all over my face
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ thank you and I willll
We go back to school in less than a week .....
A model . A fucking model . God , I have great friends . _TWITTER-ENTITY_
64 chigger bites on my hands and ankles
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ in agreement like that's my life we're a good time why does no one like us ?
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ haha omg I should just leave mine the way it is then
I guess you changed your mind
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ that you were good at writing really sarcastic essays without going over the line with it
I've had the same blanket since I was five years old , my bear blanket is so worn out . I still sleep with it every night ☺️❤️
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ totally going to do this someday
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you should stop with this . It really fucking creeps me out man . Am I safe hanging out with you ?
I luv knowing someone read my message & amp ; doesn't txt me back
Woke up to ten snaps ... And of course half are from _TWITTER-ENTITY_ .. And you say I snap too much
I have a lot to do today it feels like . But am I gonna do them anytime soon ? Prob not
I realized soda makes me grumpy and drowsy . Back to water it is .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I've been awake this whole time ...
I hate everyone oh well
Dude that was such a good burn
Well , now I know that my jeans from last year don't fit .
I'll only cry those happy tears
This break was the most fun I had this year
If only you knew !!!
Having poor circulation in my hands & lt ; & lt ; & lt ;
& amp ; no ones texted me
MALIK IS KILLING ME
I'm going to the zoo Thursday !!
I'm addicted to coffee and it's getting really bad now
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ why is everyone laughing at me
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I totally texted you back , you have yet to answer
Guess what guys ! Only 9 more hours of driving !
Forever falling asleep on _TWITTER-ENTITY_ #oops
I just took a 45 min shower
The fact that me and Carly just sang the entire phineas and ferb song is pathetic #mmwhat
Shoutout to my family for laughing and yelling stuff at me while I'm next to the hottest guy ever on a carousel ...
I always get fucked over , I should be used to it . not crying .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I'm not quiet sure but let's not question it
I can finally feel my face
my obsession with robby is ..
Do you ever have those days where you just hate yourself orrrr
Not in jail anymore
Katie's fast asleep and I'm like it's not even 1
Sofie told my dad to make her meesh
Haven't eaten all day
We ball hard at practice , practice makes perfect
Someone text me
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hate you so much
What a great week it's been
Well that 2.2 was intense #outtashape
Hallelujah finished comp with an 88
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I'm not buying that ur life is boring !
Baby wearing is the ultimate work out !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ all I've been doing is watching Netflix
Welp . Guess no basketball for me tonight ..
“ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ : I miss you ... Just kidding , I'm glad you're out of my life and you can go fuck yourself . ” Lol . idk why I just laughed at this !
\Thank you for letting me sit in your car , it's just so hot out there . " _TWITTER-ENTITY_ ☀ "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ I DONT LIKE CHANGE !
Today during lunch I wiped my hot Cheeto fingers across _TWITTER-ENTITY_ khaki pants
Trying to figure out what's going on .
Okay I really need a job , who's hiring ?!
My dad's having a sleepover at his high school best friends house
If my coach tells my mom about my breakdown at practice today I will not be a very happy camper .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ whoops
Walked all the way to Paty and remembered computer science isn't until Thursday ...
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I shall stay on her page and keep refreshing #imnotaloser lmao
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I found videos of us that will make you want to kill yourself . at least that's how I feel #socialsuicide
I honestly just want Ihop
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahahahahaha it's literally nothing
Ryan Gosling is on Conan . Please excuse my drool
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahaha mine too
I'm so broke
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ ummmmm snow ** cause I don't know how the fuck it would able
Never mind I'm cool
After watching this movie , I might have a hard time sleeping tonight
Ahhhh Jenna's going to prom
hahaha I just tripped at school and the kid behind me tried so hard not to laugh asshole .
Def passed that line between determined and desperate a looong time ago
My mom thought I was smiling at a cute text from a boy but it was just devyn #allineed
I'm sure my friends will all get together and not invite me bc that's the usual
Slept the whole ride home ... No sleep tonight
my tennis racket and shoes are both in my locker and I can't remember the combination
Can someone tell me why I was so blind to think I actually had a chance with you .
AND MY BANK ACCOUNTS FROZEN
Got my screen fixed
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ whoopsies Not my fault I have fantastic taste in sugary scrumptiousness . #SorryNotSorry
OH MY GOSH . TRAVIS COMES HOME TODAY !!! Its been THREE months in Europe ... I've missed him soo much . IM GONNA CRY
So Friday I nanny from 7:30 -3pm , then babysit two little girls from 5-10pm , then I wake up on Sat & amp ; watch 3 little kids from 9am-6pm .
2 more hours to complete my 11 hour day #makethatmoney
Plans with noone
I literally went to Circle K afterwards and got WATER . Who does that ?
I'm so in love with this dress but I know kcc won't let me wear it
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ Tears were shed , and an ab workout was complete after I saw that .
Fast forward to winter break please
but I don't even have my license even though I could've gotten it in March yay for parents who don't trust me
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ Haha we good
TONIGHT'S A SCHOOL NIGHT
Remember the time I threw up in _TWITTER-ENTITY_ bed I'm still embarrassed & amp ; so sorry
Hahaha of course . sigh .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ he's so ...
due date is such a funny movie
My emotions are so ya feel ?
Time to clean and take a nap before dinner so I can spend the rest of my night killing myself with all the homework I put off
#SingleBecause I fuck it up with the good guys for the assholes everytime
One thing I didn't miss is the hour long drive from telegraph to 275
Wow fuckkkkk me . I have a hang over
Done with my 1st Ap midterm and one more to go
I'm not gonna lie , finding out I'm too light to donate blood actually relieved a lot of anxiety .
My cowlick is so bad
It's way to cold out this morning
I've never had to pee so bad in my life
i have an awkward night ahead of me , feel free to be my late night texting buddy
Almost sending a snap to the wrong person whew
I was going to make that my avi but he did it first .
No I'm not gonna make dinner ? What do I look like ..? ✋
Every picture I've taken today there's been an orb in it #scared
btw still havent found my gecko ..
Haha cuddle buddy .. Who am I trying to kid ? ......
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ the way I got through my first marathon was that I envisioned myself as a hobbit tirelessly slogging across Mordorthank you !
i highlight like every other sentence in my accounting book
I'll be proud if I get a 50% on that test
\All at once , everything is different . Now that i see you " I LOVE TANGLED "
My phone keeps talking . Sorry Abby
Actually going to sleep in my own bed tonight , I've been passing out on the couch for the past 2 months
Tis the season ⚽
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ oh no babe !
Not even a little tired
I got my SAT scores back
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Thank you Kyle you're too kind , but you don't have to lie
Mom worked her 24hr so this morning she made me pick out a shit ton of candy and told my brother that st nick dropped money off to her ..
Not gonna lie , everyone once in while spending a day in the highlands is chill
Just threw a bag of weed at Kev and said \weed grenade , smoke out ! " ... I gotta stop playing COD and smokin pot at the same time ... "
9 pages of answers later .. I'm done
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ woah hold up Kellogg who said this is about u
Gus's I had to change wherr am from on therrr
I actually can't do this right now
This guy has cakes ! _TWITTER-ENTITY_
Legit wish I wasn't where I am now haha kinda scared
Does anyone remember in 6th grade when everyone made fun of me and called me emo ? The glory days
I'm actually a little scared for thursday night
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ more like extreme anxiety when ordering food . Lol
maybe I shouldn't have done that
omg , I forgot the word weet " in my last tweet . ha I'm so sleep deprived "
9 hours to go .... hahahahaha
BUT god does everything for a reason sooo I know she's in a better place .!!
I think it's absolutely hi-lar-I-ous that people always are so quick to say all this shit on twitter but in school they're so quiet
Definitely just sweat out a full bottle of vodka at the gym
It is so coldddddd in this house
Just spent 3 1/2 hours on just Chemistry .
wow my dad is really not going to get me
You really don't realize the amount of useless stuff you have in your dorm room until you have to pack to go home for a month
I love when my dad makes plans with me and always cancels
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ can I have your sisters number I just saw her at the mall
If we work together your name consist on these emojis \ud83c��� " "
hahaha if ya'all just saw what I saw you would be dying
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ wow Krysten . I feel stupid now
I'm ready for school but didn't realize it's so soon ..
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ yeah but you can do multiple bar variations . Haha I can't even front disaster .
Wow my mom won't even call me back
A house in the country with a wrap around porch , big back yard , and a German Shepard dog and a big family . That's all I want in life .
After seeing everyone complain about finals this week , I am so glad mine were over last week !
Not gonna lie I let my temper get the best of me for a little while though
Teaching Junior Achievement to a 5th grade class at Owensboro middle school went well this morning ! Whew _TWITTER-ENTITY_
Just spent $100 dollars on Young and Reckless #MyBrand
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ we all might as well accept it now so we aren't let down later in life
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ that's me being happy and sweaty .
Off to work
Lol I would have an ear infection
I pulled a muscle in my back from yesterday I think
The real winners of the sec championship game is whoever is getting with mizzou cheerleaders ..
I hope the football boys like their locker room , because that took FOREVER to decorate .
5 am pep rally
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ Im not that big of a fan of that place anyway
Fast forward to winter break plz
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ makes me feel like a \hooker " "
noone understands how hard I geeeeeeked
So my AC went out and I'm sitting outside because it's too hot
Making my entire class laugh at my stupidity is great ✌️
Waiting for the class
where is hunter
We did not just get caught serenading a guy in a Subaru
Hahahaha it's only 9:30
Doing laundry at 3:30 in the morning , this is the life
I love getting to do entire projects in one night , procrastination durning vacation at its best
dentist on Wednesday , school on Thursdays
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ well 13 is everywhere in my life so
So happy I'm not working today
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ does a better kissy face than me .
I have to wake up at 7 because that's when the movers get here . Then I have a store meeting at 8 . Then I have work at 10 !
one of the best weekends I've had in a while ... I've met so many great people in the course of 3 days ❤
Well at lease we try
Feeling sore but good after that gym session _TWITTER-ENTITY_
Holy shit someone shoveled my driveway ..... There is a god
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Especially for my major .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I've never been in the paper before I don't think
It's that time again ! Insanity & amp ; then a run ! #addicted
Played the best joke ever on _TWITTER-ENTITY_ today
I think soccer is what got me through the first two months , and now that that's over I'm screwed
So yeah . My family loves him . What a relief .
My mom woke up
There's something wrong with the water #challenged _TWITTER-ENTITY_
I could never be a teacher because kids who ask stupid questions make me want to punch myself in the face
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I can dig it .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ heeeeeeeeard that
2008 democrats = . 2013 democrats =
My dads watching Charlie Brown Christmas
Feel like I'm dying of hunger
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you know
Oh shit .. Tomorrows monday
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahhaha I understand completely . I wish I could find one with the whole package . Brain , body , and looks .
I came out of Zumba looking like I just got out of the pool
Tried drinking water ended up spilling it all over me ... Who knew water bottles were so complicated #lolollll #imwet a
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I just want a nice little bodega sandwich here and there and not have to drive 20 minutes for it
Hmm what else could I do…nothing of course
Saw like 2 Facebook fights tonight . That shit
Good to be home since leaving the house at 8am
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Ah it was around that temperature range here yesterday so I'm thinking this weather won't last long I kinda want winter already
I only like bottled water ..
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you almost have 1k
Kid Cudi and August Burns Red , I'm weird , deal with it
Sitting here thinking of everything I should be doing right now instead of actually doing them ..
I use the notepad on my phone and write down my feelings , that way I can look back and laugh at myself
I could kill someone
I've also pissed 2 people off so it's just gonna be a fun 2 hours
I feel like kids in my grade that don't have a twitter are of like a different species
60 degrees in my room
I don't want to go to school
Late to church
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ don't hate ☝️
Tired if this
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ the one I want is like $1500 .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ haha chill out
My computer should crash any day now from all the millions of pictures on it from the past like 5 or 6 years
I just realized I never say imy unless I actually mean it wow
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I just ate ! And I'm studying
2 hours down , 4 more to go
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ he attacked me brutally . tickling is somethin serious my friend
I wanna decorate my room all cute & amp ; Christmasy but I'm not allowed too .
I have to wake up in 5 hours
Coach just texted me to tell me surprise day has arrived guys .. Don't fear .. ⚽
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ lets ship them all off to Antarctica so they can freeze to death with the penguins
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I see what you did there
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hate you
I want a slow motion camera
While everyones having fun at the game ill be getting my ass handed to me at practice
Jillian Michaels does not play around .
Anyone want to help me make 50 chocolate chip cookies
You're gonna get it tm
Coach says I have ADD
Only three more hours of work
I'm always that one sick girl during fcat that dosnt stop sniffling #past3years #reppin
I still have to find white pants for tomorrow
Definitely just walked into a car starring at my phone
Yay I can't wait till I get my tooth yanked out tomorrow
I literally laugh at the stupidest things
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ I can play any day I don't work ....
That was a walk to get my paycheck
Why am I still awake
my best friend of 8 years _TWITTER-ENTITY_ will be 18 tomorrowmet as lil fuckers now were adults
Being around _TWITTER-ENTITY_ and _TWITTER-ENTITY_ has to be like being around Whitney and Bobby . Hahahaha they're nuts
Text oomf . No answer . Okay
Even though he ran my car into a mail box and backed into a ditch . I still love him .
Wow I did the entire problem bank on my own for the first time this year and it wasn't even that hard
Had a missed call from West Virginia today while I was at work . They left a 3min voicemail of a family fighting over what was for dinner ❓❓
LETS GO RUN A MILE !
Yall there was a spider crawling on my back in Mrs. Wright's room
I've seen this movie before , but I'm still gonna regret watching it
Just found out about _TWITTER-ENTITY_ and I got a lowkey crush
Seriously I'm so paranoid at night .
So excited for tonight
Only Arab girls I find in AZ are either , super nerdy and not attractive , or attractive and give off the impression of being wild .
I like to secure my place in the friend zone by sending you really ugly snapchats
My thoughts- I'm spending more than half of a paycheck on these tickets but I get paid more than usual on Thursday so it evens out . Right ?
Elvir made me hit myself in the eye with my phone
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ we have so much in common
If my boobs would stay in my tutu that would be prime .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ haha your tweets are cracking me up girl .
All the stores and malls are putting Christmas stuff out ... eeekkkk I just died and went to heaven #ilovechristmas #obsessed
Sadie loves when I sing to her
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I probably would if I wasn't a workaholic
The struggle .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ so if your up ?
This little kid in line at Paradise stood there and poked my butt for a solid 5 minutes before his mom finally told him to stop
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ sorry sam , I called it after him
This hooker is going to take a shower .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ I'm about to give my speech wish me luck #shystatus
but that was awkward earlier ..
I got in bed thinking it was 10 o'clock
On campus for 11 hours today
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ but I have cheer 6-9
it's not a private if my knee doesn't pop out
“ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ : Children in the dark cause accidents , accidents in the dark cause children . ” I think I laughed harder than I should at this
I would check on safari but that's too much work and idk my password
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I miss our kids even Caleb !
I've been watching PLL for the past 4 days
THE INDIANA PACERS ARE 2012-2013 CENTRAL DIVISION CHAMPS I CANNOT BREATHE BEST DAY EVER IM CRYING GO PACERS
Is it weird that I want a relationship but not one that's serious ?
girls know everything
Just spending my Friday night at the gym
Everyone take a moment a pray that I don't run head on into City Ave traffic before my Financial Accounting final
Idc I used to love sweating when I play ball I still do
Nervous about teaching Sunday school #firsttime
What sucks is that the college I really want to go to will be my last letter
Drivers test at 9:40
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahaha fuck man I'm just looking for excuses for that terrible game after all that trash I talked .
Casually face timing Britnee so she can teach me how to work their stove top .
Just can't wait to wake up at 4:30 during the break
I work 5 days next week and one of those days is a double shift
But honesty I was ready to make out with sub last night to bad for our circumstances ....
I dreamed that I was late for my chem test , so I woke up all panicked
so who's coming running with me everyday this week ? ill cook dinner .
ommmggg . #headaches
I was stuck in the car wash for a good 10 minutes
I've had acrylics since like August last last
Talk ab great fucking morning sike
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ is tweeting so perfect rn bc I feel the same exact way
If anyone wants to come detail my car I'll pay you in alcohol .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Is this shocking or ...?
Survived anatomy phew
COFFEE HIGH ALL NIGHTER _TWITTER-ENTITY_ ✊✌️☕️
$6 in my checking account
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ and told me I was pretty .... And I wasn't wearing makeup
YAY ! My hair is finally fading from black to dark brown . Phew !
the chemicals from this hair dye is going to my head
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ how did you know
Nicks mom and I just went to the grocery store for tequila and wine
my mom keeps asking me what I want for Christmas and I truthfully don't really want anything
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ We've come so far ! #tearjerker
so exhausted and delirious
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahahha oh yes it is , i would say the one and only but he is not the only charles edward
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ She seems like she's a little crazy . #nothanks
Me and Sarah were cuddling last night frfr
Everything's all good now , someone called me saying they have my phone
I'm locked inside the Sprague stadium .... All of the gates and ways of getting out got locked up somehow after I got here
why does Eric know the number for Hungry Howies
it's gonna okay guys it's just an opinion
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ your Cinnasticks are here . Lol
Made the walk to the train station
I hate cheap refs
Them vine videos though☺ > & gt ; & gt ;
I'm a dick when I'm drunk lol I blackout n forget
25 paragraph essay finished✔
I never truly feel safe when it's just me and the cleaning lady in the house ....
Preseason is officially over
Awkward Moment : You and your friend are talking in class and everyone else is dead silent ..
And I say hell yeah , hell yeah , fucking right , damn right .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ to bad he won't ever will
My friend ; lets get really weird tonightMe ; how abt no ? #wtf
When you're twitter stalking someone random and you accidentally favorite something really old & lt ; & lt ; & lt ; & lt ; & lt ;
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ feeling so depressed because I forgot my charger at home and I'm on 5%
brb jumping off the nearest cliff bc I hate myself
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Yeah that to
Hope we don't have a lot of work to do
i wish i had friends who actually wanna hangout with me
it's 11:00 b
currently grounded .
Lol at you . There's a difference in a field goal and an extra point .
and sometimes i still annotate ... just for fun
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ okay good I'm not the only one
everyone be safe tonight , COPS ARE EVERY WHERE
So glad that friendship is over
I've already missed way too many days this year
WHY DO THE WEIRDEST THINGS ALWAYS HAPPEN TO ME
God bless America for inventing air conditioning ❄ sowwwyyyy _TWITTER-ENTITY_ #SucksToSuck
Why is Justin trying to rocket launch me out of the closet ?
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ and i are the best at making plans hahababha
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I do like it !!! Just not my first choice
so proud .
Our well is running drying so our water cuts off so much during a shower or bath
I just almost ate gravel in the Talkington parking lot . And Shiloh didn't even attempt to catch me #fuckthecold
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ That sucks , but honestly idk who either of those guys really are
Insanity is the most painfully addicting thing ever
People who put their whole life in their Instagram bio
Well today just kind of smacked me in the face like \BAM .. Think ab this ha . No stress tho " "
I don't even know what I'm wearing tonight and I'm leaving in 45 minutes
I sleep so much ... Between noon and 6pm
Why do I find _TWITTER-ENTITY_ so funny tonight ?
Josh Freeman is now a Viking how is this gonna end up
I have no life .
10 bucks an hour to be a sign holder isn't too bad tho
Mr. Greene has talked the entire hour
Doing nothing on my last summer night
We would watch a video on how disgusting mcdonalds is and then go there right after _TWITTER-ENTITY_
I have tweeted so much today . But I'm still a ways from 5,000
so can i be a mermaid like right now ? ✨
I want to lose 10 pounds but at the same time I want to eat everything in sight
I have no clue how to get this dog cage out of my room .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ ohhh ! Ok that was an explicit word well just ask for help don't complain !
This might be the only time it's a good thing that I live right in between SS and commerce
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ yes otherwise well have withdrawals
Me Tayler & amp ; my sister just spent 500 dollars at the grocery store ..
10K goes to _TWITTER-ENTITY_ and pizza . And the fact that I , apparently , have no life .
I love getting 3rd degree burns when I grab my steering wheel
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I literally just LOL'd!
I really hate people that can't take a joke .
my body looks bomb af bc I haven't eaten in so long
I can't wait to go to the gym in January and have all the treadmills and everything be taken up
There's a tv show about far cops
I think so much when I'm in the shower
If I could drive
Love packing onto the bus like sardines first thing in the morning
This is horrible ... But I having really bad baby fever while trying to shop for my friend's baby shower #soprecious
Alanna is literally my favorite person lmao
I hope a zombie apocalypse happens bc I'll shoot everyone in the genetalia bc they're a \zombie " "
I remember I was so good last year I only skipped like once , & amp ; now this years it's gotten so bad
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ ugh probably . Imma be up all night
Well paddle boarding it is .. I guess
Dont drink & amp ; drive kids
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ HA !!!
My name is Rachel I am 16 years old and I am deathly afraid of bugs
my mom is going to kill me after buying that
work till 10
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ it's thanksgiving break ! Everyone was home
My parents are making fun of me bc I finished two boxes of chocolate covered pretzels in two days
Dammit I forgot what I came upstairs for
Twitter is too much to Handel tonight I can't
Just almost got in an accident in front of silo meadows
Like I thought you had standards . Guess not
Forgot I had to wake up at 5 tomorrow to go open up the gym
Okay jokes up . They can cancel school now .
3000- bahahahhahaa sorry ... Hahaha thank you tbh you're so cute and gorgeous and sweet and ily and we should hang out sometime
Good luck with your surgery tomorrow _TWITTER-ENTITY_ Try not to in your hair
If someone wants to text me or dm me that would be great
kicking it at jays house with his mom since he's no where to be found
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you could be a doll An get those back to me
I'm not your friend if you read my message and don't text back , yes this I a about you .
The last day of school is bittersweet . #ididit
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ govt and Econ for next year I had to drop off paperwork
So uhhh anybody trying to text ? Sarah fucking sucks _TWITTER-ENTITY_ texting
Thinking I saw someone at casa's
We have to dress up tomorrow
I wish we had a republican president so I wouldn't get $70 taken out of my paycheck every week
I'm so fucking slap happy it's ridiculous
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ & amp ; _TWITTER-ENTITY_ went to get money out of my car 20 minutes ago & amp ; haven't come back .....
I've only a called a dude \daddy " in a joking manner though . It's dudes out here that really that though "
2014 means that I'll be graduating in a year I don't know if I'm ready for that
Never will I ever take a Zumba class again
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ I didn't even post it
Why is hot in January ?
How do I spend my Friday off school ? Getting my flu shot .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ cryen cause I'm so confused
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ story of my freaking life ...
I'm sick and tired of putting on this fake smile and trying to be perfect
Worked 12 hours yesterday and 10 hours today . Fuck having two jobs .
and the straightening of hair begins
Just busted out an outline for a paper in 2 minutes .. Think I have the type of essay wrong , but whatever .. I got something
Me and janaisha are so obsessed with jess plus oomf
This is bad ... I just officially became an online shopaholic ! #Boston why do you have to make it so easy to shop online ? #shopping ❤
I mean this day off school would be great if I could actually drive and hangout with people
So is your current one
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hashtag embrace the ugly☝️
Dropping and sharing a pin of your location with someone while you're in the library does not work
Avoiding homework for as long as I can ..
Pretty sure I gained like 10 pounds
If I hear Alainna sing Santas coming to town one more fucking time ..
Being super stressed and not being able to talk to someone about it
god why do I have to be so ugly
I seriously need friends
Now it don't happen
don't get me wrong I love spending time with my fam bam but why ??
There's a huge dent in my wall now from my brother smashing my sisters head in it
OMG my life is so embarrassing
This song is making me so happy
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ lololololol , I was praying you didn't hear half the things I said
Running down hill is a lot easier than up
Just totally stalked _TWITTER-ENTITY_ ask.fm and I realized I'm in it #bestfriend OMG tear
going shopping tomorrow I hope everything's not already gone
This guy thinks I'm using my calculator but I'm really on twitter bitching about him
I'm moving my whole life here , for good , by myself , in 10 days ☀
Play baseball , drive a truck , and make me laugh That's all I ask
The only time you should say anything emotional about school is after you graduate high school & amp ; college . And those are tears of joy
Everybody is too cool to text me anymore ...
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ and remember I didn't say any of this ...
Wen you leave a ring in the bathroom and someone steals it ... #shitty
We talk more now since we decided we'd just be friends ? #whatt
This time next week I will be in #vegas working out with my fave trainers and hanging with _TWITTER-ENTITY_ peeps at #summit can't wait !! ☀
Thank god no one in my grade has a twitter
I wish I had one group of friends that all hung out together everyday & amp ; no one ever got left out #thatwouldbegreat
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ the struggle
Lost in the middle of no where and pissed off
so who wants to take the sat for me this morning .....
Okay Speedy G Tarzan is about to kick my ass when I tell him this ..
Tearin up at these softball seniors speeches #luvuladies
I would be the one to get picked to take 3shots in front of 500ppl stoned off my ass
Fat lasts longer than flavor -- I need to remember that hahah
My class is right above the dance studio & amp ; they keep playing blurred lines
“ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ : i bet it will take ages before i have 10k tweets ugh” I feel you
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you said anal . Hahaha jk bro
I plan to be asleep by 2:30 so here goes my final cram sesh of the semester . 10:30 final and I am freeeeeeee . ☑️
Haven't even slept
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ dude I'm dead , I'm running to home if she does
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahaha I'm not the only one who think that #Yes ❗
Oh no ....
It's not gonna work
Literally best thing that has happened in a REALLY long time . Ohhh myyyy gosh
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I thought I was the only one
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ one of them ? Is there more than 1 ?
Can't believe I liked you ✋
Not even born yet and she has more clothes than anyone in the house ...
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ it's not that bad ! This lab thing is KILLING me right now though ...
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ ill be home Wednesday night
Gonna be interesting driving in this weather tmrw with 4 girls + me crammed in my car ..
She better not be doing anything fun while I'm at work .. Gonna be up set . w/ _TWITTER-ENTITY_
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ no it's okay
I've decided to just wing this test ... I cannot study anymore . #CommunityHealth It can't be that hard , right ?
That conditioning treatment did my hair justice
Already know this calc test is gunna kick my ass tomorrow
I'm getting so frustrated
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you forgot jj
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ I was just thinking the same !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahaha it was tho ! I walked in the house and my mom looked at it and went right back to sleep
My phone was dead for 3 hours and I turned it on to find not one single person had anything to say to me
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Oh nooo , it's probably just my cats
Jk that's a matter of opinion you can't just call yourself nice
That was the only thing I could think of
lol my heads throbbing
We made it on the plane ! Close call _TWITTER-ENTITY_
Guess I should go to bed considering I have to be up in 5 hours
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ guys are we having a movie date
I'm queen of over eating
Now perry be talkin trash .
In the bathroom at school trying to pee , a cricket comes hopping in scared the piss outta me literally
“ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ : Think I'm just gonna ignore everyone today . Sounds good ”
My hair is getting so long and thick I kinda wanna be bald sometimes
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I would too but I can't just yet
I'm catching a serious case of the uck its " sooo this should be fun "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ oh I won't just don't make me cry about it
You can catch me and _TWITTER-ENTITY_ sittin on the corner , last ones at the field
About to actually leave the beach house and walk out to the beach right meow _TWITTER-ENTITY_ we may melt
Finally finished all my packets
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ cause of my butt , I don't really like Starbucks though bring me Reese's and we can talk
Finished one book of my summer readings !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I hate people ! But 4 hours later , we made it back
kinda jealous of _TWITTER-ENTITY_ mustang
So like yeah I think ill probably delete these tweets now . Thanks for reading !
That wasn't as bad I expected
Had a fun day ! _TWITTER-ENTITY_
I fell like a baby sitter .. Darby has went past her limit
My nan bought me thongs ... she's on point
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ if you're ever at Penn State hmu
i fraking hate school
Anthony is meeting my real dad today when he comes and picks me up .
So stressed out
So glad I'm done with summer gym .
I still have a lot of hw to do
This is so awkward .
Looks like I'll be up all night tonight and all night tomorrow
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ or not
I should've gone pee at that gas station ...
I have a eating fast food problem
That's so embarrassing
I like way to many of Sammy Adams pictures on IG
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ haha funny joke
So many DILF's so little time .
God I'm so mad it's unreal
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I'm so disappointed in him .. Didn't think he was that kinda guy
Remember when I slammed _TWITTER-ENTITY_ phone against a brick wall and the screen went blank
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I miss you to !
my mom just said \so , _TWITTER-ENTITY_ is going to buy me a jacuzzi " hahaha "
Since I got ditched I'll just go hangout with my dad
Just gave up on texting _TWITTER-ENTITY_ i might get a text back ever 30-45 minutes .
Me , Madison , and Hanna have the same minds sometimes I swear .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ actually this still happens to me _TWITTER-ENTITY_ & amp ; _TWITTER-ENTITY_
ssoooo ... kind of famgirling over here , by the fact that _TWITTER-ENTITY_ just retweetd me
it's not like I wanted to hear from you or anything
kind of jealous that emily , madeline , britt , and hannah are all with each other and I'm just sitting at home
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ my moms talked about ur fam alot , I just never put 2 & amp ; 2 together haha I feel so creepy that I know ur life !
I hate snap chatting in class because I know as soon as I make a stupid face , someone will turn around to ask me something . And laugh .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ never really got into that , than again I don't watch much tv ... Workaholic ... My life sucks haha
Since this will be probably my second to last pasta night in a while I went ham #sofull but #satisfied ☺
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ good to know
so many weights lifting off my chest lately .
I love when my friends open my snapchats and don't reply
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ youll see it all over social media haha but thanks gf !!
Soooo hyper .
Everyone I talk to seems to be extremely busy tonight . I gotta find something to do !
Icy hot all over my aching back
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hey now . I luv you , is that gross ?
I really really really just wanna go to the Franklinton fair
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ it's like I'm a snowflake in this fucking volcano #done
My mom is making me watch this sound of music play and I just might shoot myself instead
What I experienced tonight was unlike any feeling ... Seeing my best friend take 2nd against the National leader . So proud of you Justin !
Have to be up before 9
Sooo nervous ... & amp ; excited ! accepting prayers and good luck wishes ! #kthxbye
Looks like I'm going trick or treating by myself
I'm so stressed
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I've been workin I it
Told my parents for a house warming gift to buy me sans club card I'm all about the value of a dollar
I got so much makeup & amp ; I hardly wear any someone's gonna have to teach my how to use all these weird powders
I'm gonna cry stuffing my face tonight .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ statement . APUSH is always the answer ..
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ did you see that !?
Tonight I realized how much of an awkward person I am .
I just walked into some kid wacking off in the bathroom ..
Left school bc WWA tickets
I'm having a hard time right now . I need to get it together !
Might have testicle cancer according to Mayo Clinic sweet , they are gonna cut my balls off guess I don't need them
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ oh . Well I was totally mooing
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ So these things do happen ! I'm so glad I'm not alone .
I can't stand when a guy has a girlfriend and tries talking to you and says he doesn't have a girlfriend , and stupidly , you believe him
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ ohhhh boy ! it will be
Finally I have 4g I've only been waiting you know 6 months !!
Only I would go to the wrong house when going to ask someone to homecoming
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ oh for sure ... Got to hand out some confidence , or ill just come off creepy liking every single one
\ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ : I don't have neighbors that fuck . One is a ghetto Mexican family and the other is an old , senile couple . " hahahahaha "
I love walking to class in the dark
It's fine guys I found it the fucker was hiding under a box of rice
Up doing this .. Government right now cant even keep my eyes open #SoTired
Passed all my finals so far
I keep forgetting that I still have school tomorrow for an hour
I actually don't care about the PSAT ; it's super easy .. I just don't wanna do it ..
I hate that I'm pushing you away but I can't do anything I stop it
Minor anxiety about trying out my #LifeProof phone case .
Oh wait I have history homework that's due tomorrow . #oops #doittomorrow
okay Lexie , I'll take you .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ lmao blow me I've had enough swimming this week if I come what time you guys
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ a interesting night !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ go to the old stand in the morning and see me ! I'm in training
Got accepted to _TWITTER-ENTITY_ as a Deans Scholar !!! So happy
I have 25 days , 16 hours , and 30 minutes to mentally prepare myself to see _TWITTER-ENTITY_ I got this
My level of ratchetness this morning is at an all time high .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ omg i love the random cap locks in the \hackers " and her statuses "
just a friendly reminder of how much I hate mr caldwell we also have to write a summary on all 42 chapters for catch-22
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Ugh , I have those days too . That's a more than acceptable way to deal with it though ! #HillzForever
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ omg !! Stop . I think im going to die
Ok if I have ever sent you a Facebook message or had a Facebook conversation with you . I am sorry . Man I was embarrassing
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ yes you faggots and there was 22 I had to read .. And none of them had anything to do wit me
- I haven't actually spoken a word to you since like 7th grade , but you seem really nice !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Im getting yelled at by you and Kayley to change it , then Claire said keep it . Omg kms .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ haha you were so good though !
When the ghetto people always had chicken in their pocket freshman year #NewTechStruggle
babysitting tonight have a rad New Years k
I am not a fan if situations like this . Sooo , I spend serious girl time with my sister for the next 24 hours ! _TWITTER-ENTITY_
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ everyone has the same amount of school in there life so you don't win here dan
Literally almost made 2 boxes of macaroni and cheese for myself only .
Summer after grade-school when we pers met
Worked my first double today now I'm in need of a good massage
Falling down the stairs is a habit
Haha I already have homework ...
I paid $30 for a 2014 Vera Bradley planner in September and they are now on sale for $10
My mom is worried about Reptar out in the snow and goes \Jeanette ... HE IS REPTAR HEAR HIM ROAR " lmfaooooo "
Or when these faggots , jumped out of my truck as I'm getting pulled over , leaving behind all the contents _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ caleb really was that necessary to favorite all my tweets
Like 3 hours and 45 minutes of sleep . Hollllllaaaaa .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ wellp in only four very long years it will be over
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ omg when is it ?
really stressing cause this snapchat won't load
I have a dollar .. $1 .. In my bank account . Lol the poor struggles
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ i think i'd rather not know who this person is Like i say as long as she doesnt do me any harm . But thank you for telling
There are some little devil children living underneath me that won't stop screaming #stfu
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Sorry about that thank you though !
lol that's freaking awesome
Wondering if Abby is gonna get the gym for me ?
yay just got home
WHAT THE HELL WHY DIDNT I STAY IN IOWA I COULD HAVE MY PERMIT RN
I have the spice tolerance of a 5 year old . #seriously #mediumsauceisTOOhot
4 wheelin & amp ; shooting guns wit my favorites ❄
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I don't drive for another two months
that's a weight off my chest
That awkward smile you make when you accidentally drop your popcorn in front of the girl sweeping the floor .
We're all locked out of my house ... Great
Fav for an ugly snap
Thank god I am finally done with Biology
\It's goona make you wanna do stuff with boys ! Or girls whatever you choose " hahaha omg I'm worried ... "
I made it by a thread . I almost entered a higher tax bracket like I did last year ! This year I'll actually get money back !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahahahh
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I want some
Pool side with my bestie . _TWITTER-ENTITY_ ☺☀
\ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ : " Remember when we were best friends ? " Yeah ... Remember when you weren't a bitch ? " story of my life . "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ now I can do this ✨
It's so cold outside and Deanna is making me pump gas
Nbd just figuring out what makes up the perfect guy with _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ and _TWITTER-ENTITY_ . We may have high standards boys
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ what does this mean ? ?
boy , I sure know how to pick em .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ lol you proud of me
Can't wait till noon tomorrow
most stressful and anxious baseball game of my life
I think I'm going to embrace my body tomorrow and go out in a crop top
I could get used to this
Just ate like a pound of cookie dough while crying & amp ; watching pretty little liars #RoughDay
Popped some Percs , I'm sweating
omg there is a baby behind me on the plane and it's crying
you're not even funny
nothing like waiting until the last minute to do a research paper
I've never seen someone so pretty . Oh my gosh my self esteem just went down
I work so much
It irritates me when my boyfriend is in class & amp ; I can't text him . I'm needy . _TWITTER-ENTITY_
2 hours of tumbling last night was not a good idea #sore
“ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ : If you don't stop snoring I will pick you up & amp ; throw you in the damn pool” me when someone's snoring
I'm sweatin '
got a 70 on mr. pitzers test☺
I fell asleep and now there are like indentions on my face
Such a weight lifted off my shoulders OMG phewwww
Where are my leggings
Last night though ...
2 weeks until Thanksgiving break then about 2 1/2 more weeks until Christmas break , then it's 2014 in no time
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ my favorite > & gt ; & gt ; & gt ; I can't wait too see you on TV again
Women think with the head on their shoulders . Men , however , don't think with the same head as women .. EVER !
I want the bel air 9's so badly
Sprint has the worst service ever
Not like I texted you three times or nothing
Yes I lost weight and yes I cut my hair !... If another person comments on how much more attractive I look NOW ... But thanks
Nothing beats going through a break up when you're PMSing
Hope _TWITTER-ENTITY_ has fun staying home again today while I go to school .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ ya you better forgive me or you won't get anymore favorites
YOU GUYS ...... JAX FROM SONS OF ANARCHY WAS CASTED CHRISTIAN GREY FOR THE 50 SHADES OF GREY MOVIE . I'm dying . Omg omg omg
Mac n cheese , an apple and water along with a long night of studying
how can a psycho like me study psychology , lykkkkk shit ain't happenin
to much homework , to little time
AH FUCK WAIT HE JUST GOT RAPED BY THE DEVIL HAHAHA
I can't even put weight on my right leg
Go home feelings , you're drunk
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ okay incase you turn lesbian I have everything ready
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ ... uh , no prob
I wonder how mac n cheese would taste on french fries .. #hmm
there is a good 75% chance that i will go to horizon next year
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ and she made us watch Beverly Hills chuwawas like five thousand times omg
I just broke so many Christmas decorations #sorrycat
It's safe to take a shower during a thunderstorm right ?
So happy I'm not in that sing off
U don't know terrifying till u drive through icy roads with 3 snow tires and one regular tire that keeps pulling #igotsthis
I'm going to fail my physics test
I don't even want to look at my bank account right now
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ it's okay you always have me right down the road to always drive by and never pick you up .
Just booked 25 miles in three days , just kicking ass and taking names ! #runningthatassoff .. Literally
someone pick me up , I don't wanna run home
Some guys look like such douches in the selfies they post
And I'm gonna need like a day to mentally recover from that quiz
cant be sneaky nice try
My brother is really funny today
Shout out to _TWITTER-ENTITY_ aka Rand Rand 21 man have a good day and be safe dont spend all that money at south beach bro ⛄⛄
Why is it so funny that me & amp ; Emma are still drunk & amp ; my parents won't stop bitching & amp ; packing . It's seriously too much
This shit is shady af rn , Latin with the homeless and getting free pizza from some black guy
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ oh yeah I already did find this out today but I already forgot
Thank god man
I can't keep up with Jess because I'm laughing so hard
I'm embarrassed for you .
I love chocolate milk but always regret drinking it #lactosprobs
My mum plays Candy Crush more than I do now a days
You not tweeting me backs me realize you're too cool for me _TWITTER-ENTITY_
literally couldn't care less
Spent 11 hrs eating , watching movies & amp ; shows in Stevens room . & amp ; didn't mind it ! Signs that your getting old
Getting some morning cardio in playing Ultimate frisbee
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ missy creeps on my twitter . so save yourself the trouble boo
Can't sleep at all .
Can you be any more cuter ?
Got an A on weather exam . This is not real life
So relieved this is all over and I can go back to feeling normal
wow I hate myself
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ yes haha
Taylor and I are hardcore twinning today ...
never thought I'd be up this early to run ......
I'm so stupid
this class is cold & amp ; I had a 5 hour energy & amp ; I can't stop twitching
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ alright , ill let you know how it goes !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ currently wondering how I made your header ?
I don't even know how to feel anymore . I just wanna get away for awhile
Today is gonna suck
it's really hard trying to figure out which ones are mine
wow , I hate you a lot
I wish I was as pretty as my friends
Loo #lllo l☺☺
I should never have gotten out of bed . What was I thinking .
HAHA wait they just asked me to babysit him next Sunday ... #phewww I'm in the clear !
Lol . Everyone is like ' it's New Year's Eve!' I'm here like it's 10:45 ....
I can't wait to see my boyfriend tomorrow ! We planned out weekend so I cancelled Hawaii with my co worker like totally lastminute sorry
I don't understand Hailee sometimes
yeah .. I'll explain that if you talk to me ✌️
Nothing better than someone trying really hard to be funny
hahah winchester kids are back in school
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ yeah we always judge each other in the hallway
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ she literally always forgets where she leaves it and has 2 call it
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I can lend you this sleepy medicine stuff when I had insomnia ? It works pretty well
Have so much to do before New York tomorrow
I can be so annoying on twitter #whoops
Couldn't be more happy to be in my bed right now☁
\ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ : I was so ready to be productive today .. Until I woke up and realized that I'm probably gonna have a 4 hour nap after class . " "
I need someone to talk too in about an hour when I'm in tears .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ well go to Goodwill and get me a new pair for Christmas
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I know ! But I'm going to sleep now . Hope that I can wake up in one piece ! Haha
Passed my math class
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I'm aiming for a 32 .
DONE WITH BIO .. until next semester anyways
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ lol this is 2013 , no one has used the word reputation in 5 years .
i got up at 3
I swear like everyone has been getting braces lately !! Thank god I'm not the only one
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I did ...
I need to lose weight
Couldn't be in a worse mood
Getting ALLLL my Christmas shopping done today #procrastinationatitsfinest
Gonna go to homecoming by myself probably
5 mile battalion fun run ....
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ thanks , maybe they'll listen to you because my words weren't taken into consideration and I'm still being tweeted at
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I'm taking it you're stuck on the couch too ?
Wonder if KT's phone has gotten taken up yet
- ohh hey . We've been through a lot and your braces off you look great without them I was like but I'll text you tomorrow . Miss you .
Let's see how much weight I can lose in 3 days
I love being ignored , like thank you SO much ... How'd you know I really wanted you to reply when I text you
prob a good thing that me jord n abbey r in a group message bc when abbey needs advice I tell her to cry n jord actually gives her advice
All day studying for calc and French .
Coach would upload film when I was fixin to go to bed
and that means I'll probably be seeing catching fire by myself
What a fucking weekend
So . Many . Bruises .
BECAUSE IT FEELS GOOD ! lol
“ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ : Paper due in 3 weeks ... looks like I have 20 days to choose a topic” this is so me
literally sitting home alone at abigails
When a band you've never heard asks you to join them as their singer ... And you listen ... And it's AMAZING BUT they're based in Iowa .
Me and my roommate are going to have thanksgiving by buying a turkey since we both live on the east coast .
If I'm seriously getting sick ...
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ but so true
I am so unbelievable happy right now ! I got the interview .
Like even just thinking about next year stresses me out
Using my pain meds from my surgery
My mood right now : ☺
i just played barbies for 3 hours with the girl im babysitting it was one of the highlights of my summer
I can't say no . And it's really annoying .
I have such a boring life .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ I was about to say the same thing
I hope tonight turns out well
Someone's gonna have to hold me back when I see Simpson tomorrow .
The Asian kid and this show #TrophyWife
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ this is awkward cause I wasn't at that track meet ...
Made some fab mac and cheese and am in bed eating and watching Harry Potter . too happy .
Lets get this hair done
I ordered Logan's Christmas present awhile ago ... I tracked it today , bc it's taking forever .... Hasn't even been shipped yet . Awesome .
Lol the very few people I actually are my friends clearly aren't . So pissed
That's fine , not even gonna sweat it
Makes me feel really awesome that my ex never had time for me because of the gym , now he's getting fatter and I'm running half marathons
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ thanks a lot
The awkward moment when someone waves to you with excitement to say hello and you have no clue who they are . #whoareyou #imsorry
Never two stepped so much in my life
Hahaha fucking billy bullshitters man !
S/O to _TWITTER-ENTITY_ for doing my hw last night ❤️
I just wanna be friends with everyone no being hateful & amp ; stufff
Not wanting to get off the stair stepper because its under an air vent #dilemma #sweatcity
Family Guy though
why am I not tired
4 people in my family have gotten divorced this year . having good relationships just doesn't run in the family .
No one is ready for Johnson's dance final tomorrow
so sick of studying so sick of school so sick of midterms
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I know , just like my life
Tomorrow is actually going to he hilarious considering I'm still awake and I have 3 quizzes and a test
That really annoying person you just wanna throw out a window
I need to stop eating so much
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ your funny
Im convinced Im gonna fail all my tests and finals when I come back to school considering the fact I've been teaching myself for a month
.... no words
Forgetting my headphone are in and I get up from walking away from my laptop #goodgoing
Can't sleep & amp ; I could be sleeping for another hour
This class is taking an eternity
About 3 more hours to go
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ does Santa know you like dick ?
Like I seriously talk to maybe 6 people in my grade ... And I am completely fine with it
It's gonna be a long week
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ awesome y'all look all perfect and I look like a boy
Always gang up on me on twitter
6 more hours
K Sue thanks for scheduling my dentist appointment tomorrow at the wondrous time of 730 IN THE MORNING .
I could go for a really long and cool shower right now
I hate when people's words don't equal their actions
Wait I paid 169$ for two days of EDCNY and NYENJ is between 130-190$ ....
I get sick the Sunday before Thanksgiving every year
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I wasn't in the best state lol . I didn't remember if it was you or gab
Finding out that you could get Lego star wars on your phone for free was was the best thing that has ever happened to me Idc
Can't believe I'll be home for over a month tomorrow . I might not even come back
prolly cz nobody ever wants to talk to mee ........
You're fine af
Time for a run with _TWITTER-ENTITY_
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Haha you have a whole new wardrobe
Lol my car just broke down
seriously counting down the days till you move out
so im kind of freaking out about this algebra test tomorrow
I definitely just blew $500 today . Sorry dad .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ lol okay I'll look into it ... not quite sure about the whole $53 thing tho ! Lol
We play Allen high school this weekend for baseball , the highschool with a 60 million dollar football stadium
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you smell like _TWITTER-ENTITY_ cornrows
A broke gay couple going to the mall on Black Friday is a terrible idea . We tell each other we look too good not to buy things
white chicks never gets old . #classic
Just gonna pray for a miracle on this EOCT tomorrow bc as of this morning I didn't even know what macro and microeconomics meant
I'm glad the only two finals I have to take today are cross country and English
And my life is no where near perfect hahahahahahahahahahaha
The things I would do rn for some Starbucks .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ is too much of a good person to ever even humiliate one of his fans , idk how you do it man
all of the elderly members of my family are pointing out my nose ring & amp ; judging me for it ... today should be fun
I have a feeling Brooks is gonna somehow come back and propose . I will bet someone just because I wanna believe
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ scariest moment of my life
I hate rude people , please leave my life
I'm trying to go to the chap game tonight
Did _TWITTER-ENTITY_ see that subtweet I just saw ?
“ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ : Oh , you like country boys ? Wait until you get a mouth full of dip when you're kissing one . ” If it's wintergreen , it's fine .
I sent in my Spanish picture finally I made the stupidest face
Soooo whose tryna give me a bak massage ...
So glad I got Socratic circles done and over with
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I wish I was !
If you guys hear me on power 96.1 radio , please disregard ...
Running on less than four hours
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ ... : 0 what's TFT mean .. Lol
First time driving on Icey roads hope I don't die
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ give it 20 years .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ who you talking about shelbi ? Cause there getting shit on
That made me jump
My outside is not weather appropriate so I'm freezing .
I think I have revised this college application too many times now ... Just gotta press submit
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ story of my life
Should of just taken this interstate , the traffic on the blvd is death
I love babysitting
Justin Timberlake is so hot
I have had FIVE people text me and ask about you today and why and I can't help but laugh every time .
Well at least it's the last year will we have to take crct's
Already know I fucked up my hair dye
All I want this New Years is for you to respond
☺ I'm soooooo emotional right now .. What is wrong with me ?!
Well my sleep schedule is so fucked up
The first week of driving I'm gonna be so scared , cause I'm used to driving without a License
Come on eagles
Haven't left my bed today .
If shuroya says ' You ain't low ' to me one more time
After being off work for 4 days , I'm still not excited to go back
On the b side if I do get kidnapped tonight at least I'll have my essay submitted
Today is the last Sunday I will be enjoying because next Sunday I will be worrying and all nervous for school
um the downtown mall doesn't open until 6am ?? I thought this was black friday
Honestly such a great feeling when a cop drives past you
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I'm about to…let me go drug dealer searching lmfao
I'm the sorest little girl .
Boxers drool too much
Getting paid is my favorite .
Oh . Okay
Seems that there is always one person in our lives that hits ya up whenever convenient for them but is never available for you
How come the past few times I've gone to the mall I get stuck with all my siblings and worse their all taller than me
I have a high as fever
Wow text twitter is cool . Now I can tweet when I have no 3G
Sociology and English separate me from summer
ive already pulled 250 pairs of shoes today i might freak out
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ join the club !
I woke up to my nose piercing gushing blood because it was ripped out in my sleep
Lol I have to wake up at 5 am tomorrow . Kill me now
And the Comparative Politics paper is finished ! #thankyouJesus #sohappy
I'm on twitter to waist time . Text meeeeeee backkkkk .
Her body got an ass that a ruler couldn't measure , and it makes me cum fast but I never get embarrassed
Them Tyler Perry's movies > & gt ; & gt ;
literally seeing blurred lines ... my contacts are expired . awk ... one of a kind right here
Literally gained like 10 pounds this weekend . Someone take me to the gym
I'm glad my mom can't remember the password to our Netflix account . THANKS
Why can't I have one day were I just don't have to see other people . Like get out of my house ....
My back is so burnt
2 hours till I get home
The workout you least want to do turns out to be the best when your finished
... or pre workout
Well this Christmas is going to be an expensive one
Peyton has told me about 3 times today that I'm a mess
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ text me real quick
Sexual seven o'clock _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_
I feel that things would not go down well .
Watching my dad try to figure out how to add contacts in his phone #poorguy
I seriously suck at cooking bacon
ok already pissed that I'm not going to make it off my street but then i got woken up 5 minutes before my alarm
Be home in 7 hours
Love showing up to class and learning the final was moved a week early my day just keeps getting better
I hope Christmas break is as fun and crazy as last year
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ omg stop this is so cute
95 on veloz's exam
I wish you could see how dumb you look on social networks
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I was just at dales
I just woke up #KillMe
last minute summer work
Still gotta work out too
No one knows what a true struggle is until they have to pull jeans on and over a 20 pound cast . #exhausted #accomplished
That 12 year old is good friends with my sister _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_
I'm going to fail physics
My house is not big enough for all of these people ..
Somebody , ANYONE , feel free to text me . 1618-780-7789 . I have no life .
“ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ : _TWITTER-ENTITY_ I have so many pictures of me & amp ; you on my phone . It's actually pretty ridiculous ! ” omg me too ! collage time
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ holy shit I'm dying hahahah
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ wanna * buy some for me
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ looks 50x better in my yoga pants than me
\We don't watch TV after sex . We roll over and each read our own books . " #shitmyfriendssay #adorable "
midterms are gonna be the death of me
\Is it almost midnight ? " Some little tyke at Panera too cute "
Looks like I jumped in a pool
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ mmmmmm I love my _TWITTER-ENTITY_ team so much like omg too much it's cray cray
Oh would you look at that our song came on
Blessed to have hundreds of days of school left in 8th grade
Maybe putting a picture of a it " butt as my phones background screams lesbian instead of motivation "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ best of luck to them , but we're all in better places now
I seriously only have 1$ because all my money goes in my gas tank cuz work in Hampstead . Say hello to working 7 days a week again .
My freshman year I dated taylor luke
Made a wish at 11:11 today & amp ; wished ............... that we'd go to finals ......... and we MADE IT Thank you Jesus
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I never said that .
Who wants to be my bestest friend an drive me up to the school at 11:30 ?
probably cause the only things I'm extremely good at are not texting back & amp ; failing people's expectations of me
I listen to so many sad songs .. But it's cool , cause I'm single & amp ; don't get into my feelings
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ ok that just made me cry
Someone bring me syrup I wanna waffle
The fact that I have a sub in first period
Want to cry tears of joy right now !!
So much sexual frustration relieved now that Sloan finally made out with Don on #Newsroom
I would be able ...
My ponytail is dripping sweat #insanity
Spoderman has me rolling right now !!
I go way too hard on projects
After a loss I swear I'm the fakest person \Oh yeah thanks really appreciate it ... ""
Only person in my class right now
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you didn't even see these shots ! It was after you left !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ it is my next math class I had to take .. it's so easy not
Drippin sweat like a motha fuck
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ here in Florida with me
Lawlz so much for sleeping it off
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ no ... because I laid down on the couch and asked about sticky boobs for tomorrow
Don't bitch at me this early please
We're literally learning something new an hour before the exam the whole class is so pissed
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hookahs gay
If I don't get my license in the morning I'll probably cry & amp ; fake sick so I don't have to go to school ..
The call I just got from my sister & gt ; & gt ; & gt ; & gt ; & gt ; & gt ; & gt ; & gt ;
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Haston gonna eat you up for that one
Youd probably laugh at it
I really wanna meet _TWITTER-ENTITY_
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I have to say I disagree with this . I have seen first hand how you get down and let me tell you , woooo weeee #backdatassup
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ this was before first block ! I already gave it away
o wait still look the same
Why are Thursday nights so great
I have a bad habit if embarrassing myself
I wouldn't doubt it if I have a concussion from falling out of my chair yesterday
Saw the movie theater preview for Catching Fire and I cried . #catchingfire _TWITTER-ENTITY_ ☺️
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ it's ok , I did not miss you that much
And have an 8 hour clinical tomorrow
Well Done 4
it was my first time in an ambulance today
So my night consists of doing Brady's English paper
these people at this seminar are going to hate me , and I'll be with them for 60 hours
People should probably stop giving me free food before I gain weight
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hey life flies by in twenty four years that two years will feel like nothing .. But I know
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ what am I doing¿ ?
Ok I need to stop eating or ppl will think I'm a beached whale on the beach
Jesus it's hotter than hell and it's seven am !!
I only have 2 more Grey's Anatomy's left and I have to wait until I get back from Louisiana to watch them
I need a jacket
Time to go pick up some Chinese kids
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ loll I thought it would
For once I'm happy with my SAT scores time to apply to college hehhe
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I'm so excited about it
the joys of putting your house for sale : cleaning
Did she really just say her weave doesn't look natural ???
Still haven't packed & amp ; I'm leaving tomorrow
My eyes aways water so much when I first wake up !
I forget we have a whole nother round to learn .
in result of _TWITTER-ENTITY_ revining a bunch of terio vines , I'm beginning to become more and more in love w how adorably chubby he is ☺️
Thank god . It was just the laundry machine
Pickles ran away .
Great hair day for me today
Ha hello to the boy I had a giant crush on in middle school . 4 years has done you well
You know when you're high cause you bring an inflatable memo balloon to a rave
Jace serious road rage
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ OMG ! I thought I was the only one haha
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ I have one of those hats I've been afraid to wear it
i saw you on Black Friday and you're really fun to talk to ! I think you were at the table when I faked slapped JP with paint
Less than 15 hours till summer !
I am absolutely sweating in this December warmth #26Degrees
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ ohmygod that's real sweet
Haven't ran suicides since high school basketball . Forgot how that felt
It might actually be 100 degrees in my room right now
These are the reasons i hate my parents . Stop being so annoying
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ is the only person I will ever send ugly snapchats to bc he's the only person I can trust bc he's too lazy to screenshot
Finally a Saturday morning at the REC that isn't a mad house #WorkoutGrind
Dont understand this new twitter ...?
My phones on 28% and I don't have a charger
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Aww you're fine babe ! I probably will be too !
At this Midwestern state it's pretty nice _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_
All those joy rides and reckless driving that first weekend I got my car is ending up costing me a couple hundred !
Watchin this game alone while my parents and uncle play board games
\ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ : Nobody wants to see pictures of your weed . You can stop now . " #yes "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ It was a subtweet , I don't actually have one
The gormans do not react well to being shhhh'd .
No really , I really need someone to .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ idk if this already aired and I missed it or what but oh goodness
I've never wanted to sit down so bad in my life
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ yeah it's me lol
OHEMGEE I JUST FINISHED MY LAST UNDERGRAD PAPER EVER HALLELUJAH #notbittersweet
I have to drive to work in this looks like I'm not going to make it ❄️❄️
The things me and my step dad talk about when he's in a good mood
Renee and Sam are deff the cutest couple of the year hands down
Just spent 602 dollars on new tires for my car ahaaaaa
Am I the only one who still has thanksgiving leftovers ..
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ TEXT US OK
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ can play guitar ? What , where did that come from ?!?!? _TWITTER-ENTITY_ #VoiceResults
A cups get no love
everyone I was texting fell asleep on me
He's says I talk so much , sorry I had a lot to say
My dad says he doesn't care if I'm \drunk in a gutter " "
When people tell me my cheeks are getting smaller & gt ; & gt ; & gt ; & gt ;
The moment some random hot guy comes in the office ... Whew !!
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I WAS JUST THINKING THE SAME THING ! Too bad I'm in Washington
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ the Christmas lights outside my house have been up for a week and a half
I'll basically be cleaning until 5
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I got it earlier this summer and it killed my phone ... Like I literally had to get a new one
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ then Chelsea went through your phone all night
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ haven't heard that in a long time
2 AM Is only 4 hours away .....
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ everybody's struggling right now
“ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ : I'm literally tearing up at watching Nsync perform . ” Me too . So many tears of joy .
yay let's all be friends . okay .. no ? that's cool too I guess
never forget the day me & amp ; nat laughed for 4 hours about that vine
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ miss you too when can I come to FF ?
why do ya look so cute today
At least , should be better than 2013
Still not asleep
I have never sweated this much just from tanning
I'm so weird
#IfWeDate We have to go to a rodeo every once in a while
Good for my diet too
I've been asleep since 5 yesterday & amp ; I still can't get outta bed
I swim by myself wayy too damn often
then time to turn up and watch perks haha #theglamorouslife
Well been sitting at the doctor for over an hour ...
Running on 5 hours of sleep & amp ; about to practice .. YAY
I have 3 exams today
Getting off work early
That moment when you havent been living at home for a month + and you finally weigh yourself and you're less than 100 pounds
I'm so glad I have off the next two days . yay 3 points out of 7 because I didn't realize I had work one day .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ well I am just red in the face with embarrassment
I have officially lost my keys since last night
You can thank me now though , because I told you so
I'm over here dying laughing at my dad he went to the doctor he's pissed about the co-pay ! Lol
I just love how waking up in the middle of the night is a routine thing now
tonight was like Richland night at brunswick .
... dyed my hair the wrong color #perksofbeingahijabi
I dont know why but I love humidity #
Wtf why do my knees keep bleeding
Ready for bed
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ is hands down one of the most handsome viners
I think being in the car for the past 8 hours is making grouchy . lol . but thing is we're not even really half way home
Of course Kyle would retweet that
Enjoying a night out w the hubby ... sadly not many left b4 winters trip west begins
Watching \greek " always makes me want to join a sorority ... "
Wait what it's literally summer out right now ....... ☀️
No more pre workout for me
Sledding and football in the ice was a very as idea got my feet all frozen and ish ❄️
Only I could run up stairs and bust my ass . #owww
That looks like a fucking broom stick handle .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I've actually watched it good movie .
deleted that bc hideous
So who's gonna buy me new bedding now that this ones covered in tat ink ?!
Cam newton has me dying
In about an hour there's gonna be hella people at my house and I'm sick as fuck .
Really wondering where I'm at with my riends " like do you still exist lolol "
Now I just have to ace my 10 question psych final ...
Long weekend of tryouts has finally come to an end ⚽
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ don't be surprised if I end up kidnapped and missing . You'll know who it is .
Decisions on what to do next on that game should not keep me up at night ... that's what Fantasy Football is for
I finally found my floor ...
Only 8 months till I get my braces off
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ haha ok I'm not that bad with my car
I take the worst pictures ever
haven't ate since lunch yesterday at school & amp ; don't know how to work a can opener . so i'm going to die of starvation .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I was so cold ! And your slow self was walking as if it was 80
This is The End , was hilarious !! I can't even
Got a 61 on the math final and still passed the class
everyone's turning 16 and I JUST turned 15 exactly TWO MONTHS AGO #baby
You don't have to tweet every time something happens during the game people☺️
A car was driving on the wrong side of the road on bluff and my mom almost hit them
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ omg , swagalicious ?
Wearing yoga pants and glitter Toms ? That's embarrassing . Oh wait , I'm the one wearing them .
I'm to excited for tomorrow _TWITTER-ENTITY_
Im gonna regret eating so much when i have to go to basketball
I like you
I spy taunting And it's making me giggle
You would think after a while someone would get tired of having to keep up with their lies
So glad this is a 2 day week
What do I do with it .
Beyond relieved that our anatomy projects aren't going in till next semester !
I really wanna go see _TWITTER-ENTITY_ new movie But ill wait and redbox that shit . #TooManyTweens
Still can't believe I got 100 on that final
Happy finals tomorrow ! May the odds be ever in your favor
Work tonight is going to suck
12 hours later ... Finished it ! #WhoopWhoop #BedTime
can i have their legs ?
I've watched every episode of pretty little liars on netflix 5 times each . I have such an interesting life
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ .... i think this is my cue to leave !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Didn't I Wrestle U ? Or Somebody ? Literally just Remembered that I Ran Down the Road to look for the Cop
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ good luck we'll get through this together
Im a good child
Finding out your favorite tv star has been on BMS all this time ! 8 --- D
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hi . Let's do something when you get back ...
You , ma'am , are a very angry person .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ more than a little !!!
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ ✌️⚠️⛽️⬅️7⃣2⃣0⃣ good ??
Well last year I had a boyfriend to hangout with for New Years and this year I don't ... So who's gonna get turnt with me
When Karlee calls me Bellaface I cry a little inside
About to attempt weight lifting on my own
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Or a good last night
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I'm not scared
Marissa switched buses
I am a the biggest blanket hog #IllAdmitIt
What a perfect week for Chapter 16 . Congrats to Jess for winning 3rd runner up for miss dance and Michael for being mister dance .
Sending the wrong text to someone
Movies tonight with _TWITTER-ENTITY_
Take AP psych and regular psych in the same semester they said
The struggle of having my name is when I call to order food and they ask for my name .. I pronounce it like 4 times and have to spell it
Thank god Gina knew that girl because she was checking for IDs
Tonight I've laughed so hard that I cried at least 6 times
My bed is so warm but I have so many things to do
People are so disrespectful , ya'll have no respect . & amp ; if you feel like this is about what you did tonight than you are right .
I was getting my haircut and one of the ladies clippers EXPLODED . I thought it was a gunshot and went full cop mode
New York City is sounding better and better every day
When I get random bursts of energy and dance around the living room like a lunatic & gt ;
Wait my English paper is due today
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ it is isn't it
Last day in Rockwall #bittersweet #mixedemotions
Get pulled over , get a warning . #Winning
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ let's not
locked Addie in my room with me forcing her to spend time with me
Kinda sad Christmas is over
“ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ : Adison its only 6:13 . Too early to get ready” just saw this lol . I had to shower .
i haven't eaten all day because i've been sleeping
Lol there is so many dogs barking at once right now I'm about to rip my hair out
How much money I gotta pay to not go to school ?
this spanish homework is just TOO much .
I get so stressed so easily
Completely infatuated with you
The decision of what to major in for college
Watched a full season on Netflix this morning
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ that's what you think
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ yeah why not sounds like fun
Awkward confusing conversation with oomf in the hallway today
the biggest weight has been lifted off my shoulders
awkward eye contact with a person you don't know
I'm tired of driving around my aunt's mom-mobile it's sooo slow , can't wait to have my baby back
Today has been full of college football upsets and I'm not liking it .
Headed to my Monday morning workout . _TWITTER-ENTITY_ I promise I will sweat .
Less than 12 hours until school and still haven't picked out my outfit
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ congrats on becoming an active member of SAE ! _TWITTER-ENTITY_ and I are so proud
So I went into DS to say bye to you tonight and turns out you work at the Lacey one ... _TWITTER-ENTITY_
Lol I can't go to sleep till like 3:30 sweet
It's a scorcher
Please tell me J-Daddy also didn't read the chapters for theatre class and that I'm not the only one
I can't wait til everyone finds out that you are actually 13 instead of 16
Midnight premier of catching fire and _TWITTER-ENTITY_ is asleep
TODAY I AM ON TOP OF THE WORLD PEOPLE . I PASSED STATS WITH A C I AM A HAPPY HAPPY GIRL .
since I've never been on a date , I've decided to take _TWITTER-ENTITY_ out on one tonight
Stepped outside today for a good ten minutes .. That was enough of that ☝️ I can't at least day I left my dorm
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ so how about this weather
Maybe I should go to bed based on the fact we have a 10am practice tomorrow
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ yeah that does make a lot of sense . Forget everything I said
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ well that's good , you DEFINITELY don't need any
I've been cleaning my room for a good 2 hours
Gotta be at work at 6
cutting your fingernail while shaving
Did you hear about the Italian chef that died ? He pasta way .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I'm ready !
2 down 1 more to go I'm so proud of myself
Just wrote a two page essay on cattle grazing
I wonder how many times rob will tweet about his wisdom teeth
First time being at school in like a week lol
Serious if I don't get into that school I may just end my own life
“ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ : I hate when you're around your friends and they act cool but then they just go behind your back and talk crap about you . ” yes
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I did not no there was two Ts
I just took 6 pages of notes for world and I'll probably still fail the test
Poore just summed up Camden in one tweet basically
that game was probably the best I've played all season⚽
I'm gonna miss all of Gatsby
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ So confused .
Why do I have presburger again ....
Moms trying to come up with a last minute Christmas card of highlights of our year & amp ; she doesn't even have a graduation picture of me
i dont think things through very well
“ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ : Sooo what happened to senior year being the best year of high school ? It's the absolute WORST . ” right .
the fact that Steven is coming home at thanksgiving the day after i leave #killinme
I could honestly work out all day , other than running though
Could boys just fall off the planet please
I'll get you some more pills
If anyone wants to come to school early so i wont be alone
The Lord is testing us today
Open gyms kick my ass
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ then he was like why isn't her name mom in your phone . \ my mom and I aren't close I never call we mom " hahaha "
Just looked for my phone for 5 minutes and it was in my hand
Double date with _TWITTER-ENTITY_ ☺
I hate you
I'm good at making bad impressions
It feels so weird to have a Sunday off
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ oh my gosh ....
if you ever want a little extra stress in your life try and choreograph a dance
I'm in the same room as the guy who fucks Kim Kardashian
LMFAOOO I just got told I have beauty , intelligence , and a ghetto side ..
And the studying begins ...
when people don't like me I get like a sudden rush of happiness
people seriously need to lay off you were never involved in this , stop acting like you ever were .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ 2014 *
Being a student that actually applies there self
I was literally stalked by the Wrightsville Beach police tonight . & amp ; also pulled over . ( and then my 1st instinct is to take off my seatbelt )
I love my friends
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ shit sucks
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ HAHAHAHA When you comin back
Can't tell if I'm soaked in rain or sweat ... #maybeboth #CGrainorshine _TWITTER-ENTITY_
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ i would expect so your tweeting sad
This is the 4th time in 2 weeks were I've gotten ready and went no where .
This week I need to buckle down and do all my end of semester papers
Just jammin ' out to music in Physics when half way through the song I realize it's in Spanish #nogracias
damnit . i was really hoping the clip was gonna be a real clip from magic mike .
My hair in the morning when I wake up lmao wtf do I do when I'm sleeping
I just deleted my Instagram app
Failed 1 of 3 tests today , hardest classes too
Hooooooly fuck . It is way too hot outside . I'm livin ' the white girl struggle .
Currently watching GirlCode and I think this is happiness I'm feeling in my totally miserable life .
I really want to get in the hot tub right now , but not alone
I've had this phone for a day and im obsessing over cases
5 more problems and I'm done with math but I've been doing it for 3 hours lol at my math skills lol at them okay
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you too ? We can fail together
Good thing I broke the zipper off my homecoming dress
Counting down these 40 minutes
My gf is so mean to me
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ also ... please change your header . it honestly creeps me out . _TWITTER-ENTITY_
It's so funny pranking Freddy ! He believes me every time
Good mood or bad mood ? I choose bad mood
That work out > & gt ; #feelinggood #blessthegym
I hope everyone's having fun at cantine while I'm stuck home alone packing
Everyone says it's weird I don't call him Poncho . Well no one else calls their significant other by their last name so why should I ?
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ is a skull which a bunch of flowers on my arm it's hard to describe it but its really detailed that's why it's so much
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ atleast you don't have to go to Tyler .. I'll brush my teeth and spray some perfume & amp ; maybe wear glasses .
Feels so good drinking water right when you wake up #hydrated #StomachFeelsCold
The hotel room is so hot fucking kill me
This day is going so well I wish all days would go like this
I cannot explain how much I love it when you ask how my day was , just something about that question ..
Awkward moment when the guy you used to talk to has been tryna hang out but you make up excuses .. And end up seeing him working at the zoo
I'm pretty sure there's not one episode of good luck charlie that I haven't seen
liver and onions twitter name #worstdecisionofmylife
this game has me too stressed
Should not have drank 12 waters and a hydrating drink . Gonna have to pee 14 times during my game
I miss my car . I'm sure many more do too .
Let's see how you like it . It's funny , because it's like you never existed
Seeing high schoolers getting a tour of my school makes me feel so old
I remember these days never again
4 hours of sleep feels good !
Didn't study a second for this French exam ... But I don't care it's just French
Dave Franco tho ...
I've had a 3 day week and a 2 day week the last two weeks . School is gonna be rough tomorrow
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahaha your a fool I just listened to them
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ my phone shouldn't have been in your mouth in the first place man
Probably the worst idea
That probably explains why I'm still in bed
I've really kept to myself all summer . Haven't hungout with anybody
#ImWeakFor a guy who doesn't talk to every girl in Walker County or anywhere else for that matter
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ c'mon I'm trying here
It's not even that college classes are extremely hard , you just have a ton of work to do outside of class
Hey guyz don't be shy to text me .. I'm babysitting from 8-10 . yeah I'm usually in bed no big deal
WOW i forgot to get my paycheck ahhha im a idiot wow
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ it really does but at least it's quiet ?
I'm so abusive to my boyfriend .
Getting all my homework done early and knowing I can get to bed before 12 is a great feeling .
Now that they're asleep I suppose I'll just watch the notebook & amp ; cry bc dying alone
I love waking Kia up at 4 in the morning
Can someone tell me why the emoji is pretty high on my recently used emojis page ?
Not looking forward to dealing with 4-6 year olds this early in the morning
Lol _TWITTER-ENTITY_ myself . I didn't gain or lose a single pound this year , so basic
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ make Eric share .
I can express myself and emotions through texting 100x better with emojis .
I think I'm only applying to 2 schools
Worked a 13 hour shift yesterday and a 10 hour shift today . Getting back up tomorrow to finish the week with another 13 hour shift
I love a good competitive game of badminton
Happy #Jewish new year ! Even if it is September ... those darn Gentiles
are y'all ready to sing for 2 hours today ?!
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ my bad .
Just took a test that my grade depended on to get an A and I got a 98% on it thank god
Wow that turned my horrible mood into an awesome mood
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahaha oh we got a badass on Spongebob
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ haha hush you won't do anything
do you ever watch a movie and feel like the characters remind you of yourself and someone else or something lol idk
Nice little workout
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ that picture is great
Just the thought of my mother planning a road trip is scary
people are overwhelmed because they're registering for winter classes already .. i did that in July
Btw Ashleigh isn't in danger
Found two litters in one day .
I texted _TWITTER-ENTITY_ a few weeks ago , and never got a reply
I still have to study for the bio test tomorrow and finish of mice and men(I'm on page 28 )
Sometimes it's impossible for me to hate you at all
I feel like it kinda proves that you even think your ugly
I feel like a little kid with this crush I have rn
went shopping w my dad and put our stuff in another guys buggy #humiliated
Off work . #finally
DID I SERIOUSLY JUST DROP MY PHONE IN A CUP OF WATER ?!
shows how much you care
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ lmao I'm so lost in this conversation
Too nice of a nap , now time to write that essay
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ yes , of course . Definitely something us students of LHS respect dearly and NEVER laugh at
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ haha I'll think about it
You know you worked out legs good when your knees give out when you're walking
I've missed how fast moms Volvo is
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ & amp ; you can't slouch or your knees will be in the seat .. ohh the struggle .
You know your friends are drinks when they're is 5 of you going and you spent almost $90 on alcohol
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahahha omg , ok plan tn is find Lola steal her and we can almost make this happen ... Please
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Was found copying answers on a test , grades were up on Wed I didnt get mine until today . Thot he'd fail me .
So smacKed I don't remember what time my bus come at all .
THEY FIXED KENDRA
Sweet home Alabama is the cutest movie ever
I just learned how to play my music through my Bluetooth on my car lololol . And I've been using an aux cord for 8 months
I have to get up early . This is gonna suck
“ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ : No reason to look good at school not like I have anyone to impress ” are you aware of how conceited this makes you look
My mom didn't know how to respond to the snapchat I sent her so instead she texted a picture of me she took a couple months ago
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ okay good fewww
The only people I text jack and alex #nofriends
only 3 days of school left
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I haven't been to A & F in quite some time ! But I'll try to visit soon !
I could never live somewhere where it's cold all the time
If someone ruins Free Dress day .....
we've been jipped !!!!!!! wow haha
Stuck in the middle if nowhere with a broken bike , thank god I have friends to pick me up
Soccer camp is over in 2 minutes !
White girlllllllllssss gone wild
My ankles are a little sore from dancing so much in those boots last night
Dk and _TWITTER-ENTITY_ would take turns bring dragged by _TWITTER-ENTITY_ in the bathroom filled with water while I watched
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I would say she had word vomit , but no coherent words came out of her mouth ... also : wisted version of Golden Girls " hahahaha "
Lol whatta cute run on sentence I've made there .
My friend and her friend are studying for macroeconomics and right now I'm like ! None of this makes any sense to me !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ a girl but lets just go with boy ..
I can't believe Mila and Ashton are getting married
Good thing tomorrow isn't game day
Feels like my brother just broke my hand
That jog tho _TWITTER-ENTITY_
Waiting for people to text back .... I can't
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ sorry about today you sooooo should have won its fine though at least we had each other
I AM SO HAPPY .
I've only ever had one New Years resolution that I've stuck to and that was no more caffeine . it's been a year
So nervous for this interview
I have never bombed a test as bad as I just bombed that calculus test
I'm at this thing for my dad's choir , and I'm literally the only person under 60 here .
getting my nails done and going to eat are what just made my day
Mine Would Be You is such a good song . ❤️
Praying I don't have to get blood drawn today
Popped my hip out of place , oh great !
People seem to know more about my relationship than I do
Well if I didn't have to keep repeating myself then I would be
Maybe I'll get at tattoo , but momma would kill me if she ever found out
I've been on Twitter all day
I fell asleep early and missed most of #toonami
Is it bad if I skipped breakfast and lunch for 2 days straight ? Lol
it wasn't a good idea to watch up after doing my makeup
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ such a coincidence
I'm still awake ...
THAT MADE MY THROAT A BILLION TIMES MORE SORE
Messaging some guy and he don't answer
I get stressed about the dumbest stuff
On a date with _TWITTER-ENTITY_ at the macaroni grill , sadly won't be comin back here again
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Word I'm hipp I need to make my way back I'm hoping before you guys Christmas break when is that exactly
I have so much to do today
why oh why is it always me getting drunkenly videoed every time I go out
Anyone seen my roommate ? She's been gone since about 6 yesterday and has yet to return
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ we barely even talk when i do go
3 down 3 to go #finals
You're so attractive , for real
If people back in the day could hear some of the music we have now they'd be so disappointed
Yay cant sleep
Soo I think I just dislocated a rib ... How's everyone else's day going ?
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ so I pre-ordered a bundle from you guys today and without realizing it , I bought it twice . So now I have to figure out what to do
Feeling Crabby . Like any second I could throw a fit .
I was going to retweet one of those ' BF's not allowed to tweets ' then I realized I'm single .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I am extremely proud
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I just noticed I'll get right on that .
I had like 25
Gonna be a roughhhh morning at work
Well hello to you .
Am I really getting back in the car
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ yes ..
Please stop staring at me . Please and thank you
I'm so lucky I get sick in the summer
Eating everything in sight cannot be good for me .
A Shirley temple from the tackle box sounds fabulous right now
I have to be up in 4 hours for work
true fact : if you leave me Brandie and _TWITTER-ENTITY_ in a car for to long , we will kill each other .
Finished my paper with a an hour & amp ; 30 minutes to spare ..
I tried to take a picture licking my sisters face when she was asleep and she woke up and make my tongue touch her forehead
did _TWITTER-ENTITY_ just tell me not to dawdle
Don't want to go to volleyball
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I'm at a subway right now
I have to tell _TWITTER-ENTITY_ sooooooo muchhhhhhh !!!! #anearfull #gottacatchup
Mosquito bites are hell ... Especially when you get 11 at one time & amp ; are allergic to Mosquitos
Lost my voice and still have an hour left of chorus
In 24 hours I'll be working
If two guys are looking at cars together and they're hot does that mean they're gay ?
Lol I bet everyone right now wishes that the doctor in the ER didn't give me a morphine shot . Bahahahahahahahahahahahaha . ☺
In feelings .
I got the middle seat on the plane kms
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ sorry man
Just saw my best friend and we both had a vent session ❤ _TWITTER-ENTITY_
Austin powers > & gt ;
Well ... I guess I will be helping fix it . Can't be too hard .
Today was like a roller coaster but tomorrow is gonna be the worst .
Hahahaha I didn't mean that #hehe _TWITTER-ENTITY_
Popped a Molly and I'm sweatin . Woah
Talks we have about ppl at lunch > & gt ; & gt ;
Cannot name a single girl I ever used to talk to that still fucks with me #CantBeFriendsWithYou
why does Julia have so many hot cousins
My snapchats right now omfg
Apparently my dad is going to Sanibel w us in October .. Oh how I can't wait to hear how he hates the beach the entire week we're there
Nothing better than a practice like that !
And the browns BLEW the game . Just a great day . Fantastic . Don't get my paycheck til Thursday either
I can never post ugly pictures of anyone because i guarantee every single person i've met has a hideous photo of me .
Rollin up to this coffee shop in my monkey pajama pants
That awkward moment when you go to run at the track and you're there
Nicole just made me like piss myself
I love driving at night in thunderstorms
The things I do for my boyf .
The Jaycee fair is the number 1 thing I look forward to in the summer
I feel SO much better after I get things done . It's such a huge lift of weight off my shoulders . #SweetRelief #JustBreathe
When ever I see _TWITTER-ENTITY_ my self esteem drops wayyyy low .
People don't understand that not having a guy in the house is so difficult around this time of year
4 straight days of games ⚽
I suck at NBA 2k14
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ well what do you want
#IfWeDate i'll tell you when you're wrong and that other person is right , maybe thats a reason my relationships were so crazy
I was raised to always respect and take care of my woman . Too bad I don't have one
Shopping for a guy is literally the hardest thing I've ever done
but on the plus side ill get some awesome abs
In one hour it's official I would have been up 24 hours .
Everytime I go to the movies , I get out at like 1 or 2 everytime
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Like when ppl go school clothes shopping too and post a bunch of stuff , me and _TWITTER-ENTITY_ posted pics to make fun of everyone
One paper down , two to go
Forgot about my History paper oopsies
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ their top 4 in the country
I DON'T HAVE THIRD FLOOR CLASSES IS THIS REAL LIFE
Insanity just kicked my ass
Sitting in the hotel room with spiked drinks cause today has been hell
Catholics ftw ✊
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ every Sunday girl .... too bad I have 3 tests and 2 papers a a discussion post this week .
Just had the longest conversation
Y'all are forever in the friend zone .
Cry baby moment for sure . #TheBachelorette
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ movie night . Ahh I haven't stayed up all night in a year .
Feels like Florida outside right now
I kinda miss Heath .. WEIL ?
I'm getting old and lame ohhhh welllllll
Crotched the beam at gym and now I'm feeling it
No more letting feelings adapt with relationships n shit ... Unless if it's with my bed . And blankets . And food . #SingleBecause
\He bought you a hat , you better kiss him " thanks _TWITTER-ENTITY_ "
And repeat until it's all clean . #tmlt
I just love my all black work uniform during summers of 100+ degrees .
Today felt like Friday and then I realize there's still another week of school till break
Felt good to change it up tonight and do some kick boxing instead
Awkwardly sitting with one other person in the waiting room #dontmakeeyecontact #elohel
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ no I'm going to die now
Two white girls lost in the ghetto #saveus _TWITTER-ENTITY_
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ haha not the meaning I was going for
My dad and I looking for me a car
Hey , how about instead of standing under an umbrella watching your kid play in the pool in the rain , you go home ?
I'm really scared to take drivers training
Meeting her parents tonight .. #excited
I've been packing for 2 hours
Im so funny
This day is gonna go by so slow
I've been watching choreography videos for the last 3 hours
kinda thankful for this transcript thing bc i'd get so frustrated without it
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ ur a little dick tommy
Texting and driving a tractor is pretty safe sense it's going so fucking slow
I'm gonna feel kinda bad but yk , it'll make me happy if it works
There's two buses what why
Just took a bite out of every single cookie of Alex's wait till he finds out ..
This 8 am is gonna come quick tomorrow morning .
So happy I found my phone !
Wait so only 3 more hours ? Oh okay cool
I'm really about to give up
Probably THE WORST hour of dance in my life
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ takes FOREVER to dm me back
Awkward moment when you take your earphones out to see if they can hear your music ...
My family has such a rude , sarcasm humor I love it
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I love youuu perfect !!! #cousinlove
If the fact that I bought a gallon of sweet tea today & amp ; it's half way gone , doesn't explain how much I love it then idk what does ..
if I didn't have a planner , I would be more of a wreck than I already am #plannersarelyfe
Too . Much . Stress .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I'm speechless
Only iMessages working now ... Great just great
What a great night
Just kidding the light was on a timer
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ so that's how jack died ..
I can't wait to see my boyfriend in about 5 days
My uncle just came out in a thong
tori and megan need to hurry up and get to my house
I literally never sleep . It's a wonder I'm not dead yet .
Who the hell sleeps with pants on ?!
First night of #Crossfit training down !
just dropped _TWITTER-ENTITY_ off at the library . my baby is growing up
I clearly liked you but it's what air
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ lol . I had sanuks my sophomore year .
Lol _TWITTER-ENTITY_ me rn . ✋
Last time I put anything on twitter
so I'm ready to fail this test .
My psych professor just made my day . Worked on the hardest test in groups ! Phew #relieved
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ not my mom but yeah my dad was a tru playa before he got married
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I have that
Man every time I see john luke #marryme #hottay
I hate when my mom catches me in a lie . It happens every time too .
The best thing about my parents leaving the house to me is that I don't come home to 737485628463 dishes to wash
the girl I'm babysitting thinks it's so funny that she is watching jessie and my name is jessie
When you accidentally insult someone with your opinion _TWITTER-ENTITY_
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ will you take me home I need to wash my bike
Today is defiantly going to be a really really ugly day so I'm just gonna apologize I'm advance to anyone who sees me
My life would be over if I accidently sent someone the snapchats I send my cousin
The amount of freaks at ccm actually scares me
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ 5 days since your last tweet . I was worried something happened to you
I always knew I would die alone
Sleeping schedule ? What's a sleeping schedule
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ bet you don't remember mine
Austin and I are really mean to each other
going into my brothers room is like going into a nasty landfill
That jog home topped it off though
Lol just kidding I'll just get back to my cheese sandwich
if you look good after you workout , you didn't workout hard enough . #proof _TWITTER-ENTITY_ max cardio conditioning .
shit jonas why didnt you do a speach at the banquet dude
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ not as bad as lukes face when you threw him in the water !
Hannah was the only to witness and we literally took like 40 seconds to process what had just happened
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ HAHAHAHAHA I can't help it
Tbt to this morning when I slipped and fell in the snow and had to endure four miserable hours taking of the act in my soggy sweatpants
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ shoulda seen the snapchat she sent me and _TWITTER-ENTITY_
Awww I love having to have an essay due by the end of class and not even understanding what to write about
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ it's freezing
yeah y'all should hit mine too 2-5 at my house it would be nice to have at least a few people make it
Just gonna sit on twitter while Ik driving
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ HAHAHAHAHAHA OH MY GOSH . I'm going to snapchat him now
I type in caps a lot
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I'm gonna be like him tomorrow night
I Christmas tree'd the ACT science and got a 28 so if you're stressin , don't worry there's hope
Working out really does put you in a better mood I should do this everyday
Well my speech paper went down the drain
Was just about in a car crash . #holycrap
At least with it being cold and icy on the roads its caused me to save gas !! #collegeprobz
I hope what I saw . Wasn't true . Or at least at all what I think it is ....
#2013TaughtMe that it's okay to be obsessed with Abraham Lincoln for 3 months .
\If I'm Italian , I'm gonna call someone to come over there and take a bat to your f*ckin knees " . Shouldn't mess with us italians "
George came in clutch
I am not sure they make a drink strong enough for my nerves right now
My 70 year old uncle has been giving me dating advice for the past 10 minutes
I just wanna snuggle with my boyfriend that I don't have .
Nothing better than a shower after working out & amp ; tanning
As long as I'm single nobody can tell me what to do
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ awe yes r u excited
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I didn't ever study for it .
Lol not studying for math cause I already know I'm gonna fail !!
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ actually two of them will I kind of rationed the money around to where others got a little more
I suck at this
I need to go to sleep .. class at nine
Tonight was probably the most awkward night of my life ... And I have a lot of awkward moments ...
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ #TGIF
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ you will what ? I'm so confused
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ his sideburn has an awkward gap at the bottom
Took ONE selfie with Holly in the student section and all the guys are giving me crap for it
first day of school tomorrow uhh that's bad #school #not fun
Honestly my brother has more of a life than I do at this point
Two more hours in this car
I think I'm gonna complain 2637620 times before winter break is actually here
the fact that I can't withdrawal from my history class that I'm failing with a 50 makes me really really really really sad
3 projects due tomorrow
Watching dark skies
Awe it's so cute how much of a bandwagon fan you are
nothing like staying up all night working on a seven minute speech , and finding out it's not even due today
Math will be the death of me
glad to know I mean absolutely nothing to you
The agony of waiting for others when you're one of the most impatient people ever
Is it bad that I've never been to the Cheese Cake Factory
wow kill me before I kill myself
Just ordered the 30 Day Shred by Jillian Michaels . #Bittersweet #ImmaDie
Two finals left ! ☺️⛄️ #taaaaaah
Is it bad that all I can think about now days is what I'm gonna be doing on the weekends ? NEHHHHHH .
Need to get Xmas shopping done
Someone is thirstayyyyyy
sooo if anyone has the book Fifty Shades Darker plzz hmu cuz I'm dyin to read it
100 degrees ? ☀☀
After 9:30 tomorrow , everyone's going to be going home and enjoying break and I'm be like : \Oh wait .. practice in 30 minutes " "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ niiiiceeee !
Can't wait for all the ew year , new me " tweets "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ No amount of education can hold par to a good lookin man possessing gold social skills . You prob have them shakin !
My boyfriend is a better cook than me
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ fuuuuuccckk yess ☺
So I guess we aren't friends anymore . K cool
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ and I heard eminem is dropping something tonight
One more hour to go
I need to get to bed like fr I'm getting up early to go shopping
I don't wanna work today an then later tonight too .....
Hahahaha that little kid that they just showed at the game !!
I have no idea what to give anyone for Christmas .
I could prob point out three people I actually like at school
She just blared her horn for like a minute and almost ran a red light .
Oh that's cool
Dad after picking me up from basketball : lright time to hit the shower , use extra soup too " "
Yupp , bombed that exam .
You know you eat a lot when you can out eat your boyfriend .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ or when you have a dream about someone and wake up wanting them
Whoever the hell keeps banging on a damn drum realllllllly loud next door outside needs to shut the fuck up
punctuation is so overrated
We went to drop off my dad at the restaurant now I'm off to buy the last things needed .
Guess the other half of this government final is waiting until tomorrow night . I never keep promises to myself .
Hey hi I'm interesting sometimes
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ ohhhh well YAAA me too
Stressing out but I can get through it
This emoji seems very sexual to me ..
I'm not about that life
My mouth is watering
This uniform is killing my closet #IWantRealClothes
Anyone got swipes ???
Sorry to anyone that has to sit and watch me presentate tm in my honors English class .. No clue what I'm doing
You get older , you get wiser . Newly set goals and a driven mind should be enough fuel for a couple years . Future , hope you're ready !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ yeah same
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ holy shit I justttt retweeted this and tagged you and bailey on it . Babygirl knows me so well .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ it's not that bad dooeeee . Like an hour and a half tops
I woke my parents up by singing too loud .. And they're on the other end of the house . #Embarrassed #oops
Bad Grandpa is the funniest movie I have ever seen I'm crying
Whenever someone asks me about you I just LOL cause its so embarrassing that people knew we were friends for so long .
Of course collins mom texted me after i left #justmyluck
“ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ : Took a shower _TWITTER-ENTITY_ house . First time in 7 years I haven't been pranked while in there . ” Wish I would have .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ is killing me on the comments with Libby's instagrams
BAILEY SUCKS CAUSE SHE CAN'T SEE EMOJIS ✨☝✌⏰⛳⚾
With all these games on tonight I'm just here like #Hurry #Pumped
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ there is no doubt I failed that exam with flying colors . #strongstrongF
someone come get us please
Sleeping next to tianna who grinds her teeth every 7 seconds makes you want to wake up and strangle the shit out of her .
Oh shit ... I don't remember talking to _TWITTER-ENTITY_ last night
Honestly it'd be cool to like someone who didn't talk to 1037272836 other girls
& amp ; a target
Women's shelter tomorrow .. Yay !
Never gonna be the same without you
I'm going to drink a Capri sun and pretend no storms are happening ..
Beyond dehydrated #feellikedeath
LOL at awkward situations
I don't like you at all
I leave for Florida on Saturday
T-minus 10 days ...
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ i just heard that its a hoax
I didn't know you could cry this long
Could this day get any worse
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ yes ! you can come with don't worry they go to bed early !
I can't even imagine the drama that's going to go on there so glad I'm not there anymore .
Please stop . You're embarrassing yourself
My phone isn't working
And a nigga ain't doing to bad got good grades ( thank god )
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ instead of reading and not replying I just don't read
That's just completely wrong dude !!
I fell asleep at 10 last night
Lol bc my boyfriend won't let me drive bc he's scared I'm gonna wreck and he's gonna die
Nothing sucks more than drifting away from your best friend after you move away .
I might stink ..
Told ya I'd be horribly depressed if the pacers lost
I think I figured out what I'll wear tomorrow .
Considering I've only missed two days & amp ; have been late to zero hour only 3 times is remarkable
back at it tomorrow . #ShapeUp
love you too Jessica ... lolol
Just ran into a wall oh lol at my life . Pretty sure it's time for bed .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ well shit , I'm sorry
Just now going to bed ... Power and speed is gonna be great ..
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I thought you meant today
Paul Walker is dead .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ this made me tear up a little .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ is something bothering you ?
Wearing leggings under my pjs bc I take this weather seriously ⛄️
Hey guys ! I've moved from nnoying " to " tolerable " ☺ "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ that's my girl
I have 3 unit tests today
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ what ? I'm on weight watchers .. I can't twerk for a whole piece of cake !!!
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ but you would look so good in a hair net ! Hehehehehe
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ if it makes you feel any better if I did get them id send them to you
THAT'S ALL I GET
Lol _TWITTER-ENTITY_ how pissed I just got
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I hear it's complete shit and a waste of money . but I still want to see it .
Just had a girl tell me she misses watching me play ball
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ yes it could
Halfway to Saturday
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ yes , we know super star , is gonna be tough
Finally on the road .. Camping for the weekend ! ☔☔
who needs instagram
This rain really put a damper on things .
The days that lunch is whatever oxleys express has made already .
FIVE of my players for my Fantasy Team play on Manchester United and all FIVE did nothing today
I almost died choking on an ice cube , good thing it melted in my throat
I was afraid I was going to drop _TWITTER-ENTITY_ at the assembly today !
There could be if you actually tried
Honestly ... I don't care to talk to anyone anymore . Sorry not sorry
J-j-jarren Benton pull your bitch's hair extensions . Freebasing with Kevin Bacon , poppin pills with Paris Hilton
Gotta love watching goodbyes where 1 kid goes for a hug and the other is not about it , then they try to make it work #ImEmbarrassedForYou
Candy cane scented body wash
Off to surf camp
It can be a struggle when u don't know which car to drive
Tryna tell me souljaboys a good rapper ?
as a boy from my school drives past me , I run into a bush
Golden state on Monday
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I threw one away today
now i have glass in my thumb .. okay
- I love rumors , I find so much out about myself I never even knew .
Just successfully completed my first all-nighter . I am proud and sleep deprived . This day needs to fly by so I can go back to bed
Baby teeth are finally out ! Now on to the next 2 moves : sleep and eat !! ☕
Ok I spoil my bff . I bought her 12 presents today , 2 yesterday and knowing there is about 9 days to go ill probz buy more ✋
Finally getting my phone tomorrow ☺️
idk why I snapchat anyone it's not like they answer
baby shower . Someone help me before I jump off a bridge
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ yeah but we have to learn the actual routine on the floors
I've been contemplating this move for years but it seems quite drastic
It's so awkward seeing people you know in public
I finally throw my body in my bed after a long day and I realize I didn't turn my alarm and I have to get up and walk across my room #Dead
I couldn't even imagine not having a job . Not ever having any money for anything would suck so bad
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ yessir
He will even be cooler than me
I always make sure to hit \ignore call " with my middle finger . "
I'm really determined to finish my dads blanket before I leave tonight
My face is frozen
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ was that a sub tweet 4 me
Only 3 more hours
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Ya Dude .. Idk .. Wish I could Remember Anything
8⃣ we were a lot closer my Freshman year , what happened ? you're still a goofball and always cracking jokes . but you've matured just a lil
Sarah is revining all my most embarrassing vines
never have a song with your boyfriend/girlfriend it just gets ruined after you break up
It's a necessity to have a good paying job with all the shit I eed ""
So happy to be walking into outback on this beautiful day
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ ..... I got this !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Hannah ! you can come see frank whenever you want to . ☺️
I don't thin I'd really get along with all of you at a meetup ... I don't really drink , and I have a low tolerance for bullshit . #KCCO
Twitter why did I only get an hour of sleep and think I can work this 10 hour shift
In one of the moods where im just smilin and laughing at everything
I'm so unsure of what to wear today
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ wait but since when were you in this
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ especially since I'm in 8th grade ... Lol
Juuuust my luck -- treadmill broke at the worst time . Looks like someone's running laps this winter . #runnerprobs
2 months is 2 months too long #iwould
#QuoteThisWithAPictureOfUsFrom2013 curious to see these hidden pictures
I HAVE 20 MINUTES TO GET READY
Gonna be like 50$ to fill up this week
Safe Haven has got to be the cutest movie ever .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ HA GREG . and we got stuck in that alley and I couldn't turn around because the car was falling down
I hate when you run into someone in the hallway and you're all apologetic and they just blow you off , like fuck off . ✋
Had a dream last night I was late for work today .. woke up freaking out
putting on makeup and eating a shit ton wasn't a good idea before going swimming
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you sit on your ass and watch children all day . How is that physically draining you #nooffense
Ok dad time to cut the umbilical cord
How I'm going to drive over the pass tomorrow without losing it is beyond me .
I hope I'm not the only one snowboarding on this trip
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Hahahah thanks for telling me
This lady beside us right now is still giggling up a storm
Just found out there was an extra credit question on the back of my math test .. Well so much for that
Time to play ultimate in the rain #whyamiawake
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ it's a miracle lol
Thank you hannah for dripping your toothpaste spit on my hand
Too bad you think I only talk to girls for pussy
I'm definitely going to wait till after Christmas to tell my parents I got a ticket
On the bright side it's only 93 degrees outside
Made it through my paper last night ( barely ) and now just have to get through this exam and my brain can calm down for a little bit
ITS ALMOST CHRISTMAS WHY ISNT EVERYONE AS HAPPY AS I AM
I need to work on my handwriting before college or my professors won't be able to read shit I'm writing
saw & amp ; talked to the one and only _TWITTER-ENTITY_
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ no prob ... it be nice if you talked to me more tho lol
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ best girlfriend award goes to you lol .
game winning , last second field goals in NFL Fever 2003 _TWITTER-ENTITY_
Mr Daly asked me if I stole my jacket from a preschooler ... it's a cropped jacket Mr Daly
can the computers just not work again tomorrow please ?
So glad that poetry class is finally over with
I'm becoming one of those people who are obsessed with their puppy #PaytonLove
Today was so much fun
thank god I didn't have any exams today .
what's a twit girl
I LOVE SID SCOTT SO MUCH SHE'S MY BABY KID . GOT 2 GOALS ... So proud _TWITTER-ENTITY_ #bike
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Happy One Year and Ten Month and One Day #WeBothForgot #Fml
I can't believe I'm still awake
Someone save me
The fact that _TWITTER-ENTITY_ took a screen shot of one of the ugliest snaps I've sent has me a little worried
baboons in 3rd grade play
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ haha I know how ya feel and yes deffffffff
So that Zimmerman dude , won the lottery ..
Me : HOW LONG HAS MY STRAIGHTENER BEEN ON+ HOW LONG HAS IT BEEN ONMy RA : shit Mallory dont burn the building down !
Well I did just get a new inhaler , giving this run a try ! ☀
This mall is a mad house ..
\ lm not a model I'm a bus driver " lmfaoooooo "
Showering after 3 games today
Finally clean and jerked 100lbs .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ woah there I definitely said sick you little betch
At my first doctors app without one of my parents ..
Walking upstairs with text books after leg day is rough .
I hate these emojis so much with a passion and idek why I just want to murder them AHHH
Tickle scratching myself #desperate
Finding a Woman Crush Wednesday is just a struggle these days since I've already used _TWITTER-ENTITY_ twice
Dad is out , sisters are playing minecraft , grandma is watching tv , and mom is god knows where . Well wtf am I suppose to do now
I miss my long hair
Finally declared my minor .
T-minus 1 hour and 45 minutes till my bio exam
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ it's actually just the worst thing in the world
4AM let's try this sleep thing one more time ..
The Christmas tree is already up at my house
Two fire alarms within 5 min in Smith
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ it can be any book .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I wouldn't ever say anything wrong about another race Bud
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ lol its true though
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ gotcha !
I feel like goochlands the only school not closed
half of me and _TWITTER-ENTITY_ phone convos are of us laughing #4days !!!!!!!!
so tired but so much homeworkkk
WE GOT CHU dear God Bruno mars why do you do this to me _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_
This stretching practice is going to wear me out . Phew
Off to work ! Nervous to see how busy we will be , since it's the first night for the pizza buffet
My last race is today ...
I just honestly wanted to talk to you tonight you are the most confusing girl I've ever met .
Guess im sitting on twitter tonight
Not gonna lie , I'm scared if I come in contact with a snowball that Mariota throws . #UOsnowballWar
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ nt you , your too hot to block
I'm a ' Virgo ' but I don't even know what my sign looks like .
Anatomy and physiology for dayssss
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ that Arab guy ? Hahahaha
& amp ; my dad won't be at my game . Lol , it's not his fault . I don't blame him . Def not playing for Cleveland ever again .
Going hiking ! Yay !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ shut up
Thank god for air conditioning
The only thing that keeps me crying most of the time is how good my makeup looks
Haha like favoriting a bunch of my pictures ?
good choice to wear slippers in the rain kt your feet aren't wet now or anything
Class already canceled ?
5 am cones way too fast when you stay up til 2:30 every morning
You know it was a great work out when your still sweating after 5 min of the work out being over water
Considering it 32degrees out , I'm not trying to get out of the covers ❄️
What a wonderful time of year for our air-conditioner to break
You're an ass , that why I'm allergic to your bullshit✌
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ thank you !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ my life sucks
Someone come to the gym with me later I have a black card and can bring you . please ..
This tourney on Saturday is going to be colder than last Saturday
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Yeah kinda
Not looking forward to working at culture camp tmrw
You have no idea how much I don't like you
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I strongly agree
Done wasting my time , won't have a care in the world anymore
The season finale of SOA tn
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ should've known
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ lmfaoooo but seriously you're always the first one I think of when I read stuff like this
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ lol !
I haven't madeout with someone in like 2 months #what
I got up and straightened my hair but I can not put my makeup on ...
I swear you like everyone .
5 hours of sleep , now shopping #roundtwo
my hair has looked the same for picture day every single year .
#prayforjj Can't even imagine something like that happening to someone our age during a football game
You're falling in this trap you don't even know about
I'm the perfect cuddler but I snore .
Haven't even packed for the beach yet & amp ; I'm leaving in a couple hours . Ha . I still need to go bathing suit shopping .
I should just delete snapchat . I mess up too much
Just finished mowing the lawn .. finally
Mannnnnnnn football 8-10 summer school meeting from 12-2 anddddd summer track from 6-8 yeahhhhhhh pretty busy today
#InMiddleSchool I didn't know _TWITTER-ENTITY_ liked me .
I am so glad no one knew me in 5th grade
Being this sick sucks because I literally can't taste any of my food ... or breathe lol
This year I'm determined to wake up on time and look decent for school .
Gave in & amp ; made Colton sleep in the same bed with me . Hope he sleeps carefully
Her boyfriend dumped her and then her and her best friend fell in love and it all worked out and ugh perfectionnnnn
When people think our conversation is about them #
Jk figured it out
Idk what I saw in you considering the fact that you talk to every girl the same way
the ONE day I don't have cheerall my friends are out of town or doing something GR8 LUV YALL 2
well , wish me luck on levielles test tmrw
Just saw Mr. Schmitt and realized how much I miss his Schmitty jokes .
Blocking all those stupid accounts people always retweet
That was some intense sand volleyball _TWITTER-ENTITY_
Phew , that was a close one . I thought for sure I was a goner
When girls scream when they see their friend . Wanna fucking die for screaming in my ear ?
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ it was too big on her
I'm such a sucker for weddings .
only person not going to homecoming
Honestly I get to go to bed with laughter and a smile now !
Only have 87965578 things left to do today
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I do it when I wanna dance
That was really embarrassing
Man it's hot tonight
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you're def gonna judge my tweets though omg
Lol I have to be at my school at 7am tomorrow for kennel
Today is the last day of this week still have 11 more to go #notquitting
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ yay .
Wow I really am not ready to drive today
Mondays kinda wanna make me kill myself
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ nope but I was a little less late
I love when Greg falls asleep on me 🆗
I would see you while walking around #whydoialwaysseeyou #fml
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I've thought it's said boobs the whole time
I'm Alive & amp ; I Loved it ! #hotyoga #success
Scratched the interior in my moms new car
Doesn't it just make you happy seeing something you paid a good amount of money for go on sale for half off 3 weeks later ?
Some crazy things have happened and it's not even night time yet _TWITTER-ENTITY_
12 more full class days for me . Yay .
So humid outside
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ idk im gonna .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ mine left the light on until 2:30 am playing candy crush
Oh well , guess I'll see what else I can get into tonight
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I just fell out of bed .
The kids in babysitting are giving me marriage advice
almost at 10k tweets and only had my twitter for 64 days
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ yes seriously haha
This night just keeps getting better and better .
My mom hasn't noticed me sneaking about a half dozen deviled eggs already ... Moving on to the cookies .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ would be proud to know I've been drinking water all day . #toohot
And he has them all named ! #tmlt
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I forgot about you il go down again . Meet ya in the hallway
The play and the movie are apparently different . I'm very confused . I'm sorry
so getting raped by this bio test first period
i guess here goes nothing
Only 9 more hours till I get to go home
Wow looking back at pictures of me as a freshman makes me wanna die
I want cuddles
Why is school hard for many but so easy for me Its to hard for me to be wrong
Ronnie , I will blow your phone up . You better check yourself .
I have so much work to do
I mean thanks Mr Aromomdo , but I feel really awkward and strange about the while situation . #mylife
there wasn't any fall .. it went from 90 degrees to 40 in like a week
Going to the mall with your parents is the most embarrassing thing ever . #helpme
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I love this combination
Screw that test
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ sorry for almost hitting with that foul ball
Me : mom I think Eric's stuck in his room .. Mom : haha that'd be wonderful Wow I can't
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ at least you don't have hamster legs
Stalking myself on fb from 2010
I thought it was a pretty good idea !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I got 6 stitches
YOU GET MAD AT ME EVERY NIGHT
Love how I can hear my mom watching the states video because everyone was screaming for us
Spinning on this lovely day at work
I hate when people think you're subtweeting them when you're subtweeting someone else
My allergies are killing me
Maybe it's a good thing I'm single during the holidays , I barely have money to buy family gifts let alone a boyfriend
I wish I wasn't taking government
Some lady just paid for ice cream for a family that she didn't even know . Bless her soul
A small spider just crawled down my arm while I'm laying in bed .
I like a boy who goes to Van Buren .
I already have my outfit for practice today set out .. And for tomorrow .. And Monday ... I guess you can say I'm excited ..
AUGUST 30TH UNION PARK ! _TWITTER-ENTITY_ will be in Chicago !!!!! ❤
Lmao , I don't think Abby remembers the last time we went to the movies together
WORK FLOW KILL ME
Was gonna get the car washed but ended up driving around . Lol
i feel sorry for everybody that has to look at me ik my first class
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahahahhahaha I love you chels
#InMiddleSchool _TWITTER-ENTITY_ fainted after reading Twilight !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I hate you and it's not Wednesday but oh man thanks
Aaaand we're locked out of our house in sunriver wonderful
Omg I'm so happy now I love lightning BRING IT APRIL
Sitting at the bar with my parents and their friends . It's hilarious to see how the interact
I actually have no life
this sprite best help me out this morning
The best feeling in the world is when a college essay has a prompt that you've already written about for a different college #sneaky
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ hopefully ! we could drink butter beer together
Those horses in the background on family guy
I have such an urge to show you this
ER trips are so fun .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I get lost ALL the time in there going to Hannah and Grace's it's seriously so confusing
Mr. Hildreth seems like a cool guy but I can't stand him as a teacher .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ best idea yet Saturday , Sunday , and the rest of my life I'm free pick a day
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ and u were the Statue not the bird lol
I got $50 & amp ; it's all gone .
Soooo hot today ! ☀☀☀
Good job skylar
Lmao your door slams and my music gets louder who wins .... ME !
I don't understand what I do to deserve half the shit that happens to me
I don't know where my jersey is
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ haha Sarah twerking on the bus was a complete fail < & lt ; & lt ;
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ it's gonna be a long day
Jengos gonna have to get with all this body heat
Still can't believe I made gourmet Easy Mac for _TWITTER-ENTITY_ and I last night it still went hard though !!!
Packing for Cali proves not as fun when I have no suitcase ... just a duffle bag ... and a ton of clothes
My dad just called me to tell me how proud he was of me , made my day
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ love you but that's such a bad picture
Uhm you can stop being such a dbag now .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ We'll just Fuck ... I meeeeean Hangout Soon
Yeah sure I'll be in hardware all week _TWITTER-ENTITY_
Is this forreal like the color we have to wear to the football game ends up being my least favorite color
Yeah I have a lot of guy friends , but I know what I want ✋
I feel pathetic right now .
All my freakin ' sweats are big now . i think i need to go shopping .
Eating healthy until the dining commons stocks up on the cookies every lunch
Can we plz change her name already
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ cocaine is a banned substance by the NFL so I doubt they will
I'm in Detroit again .
Seriously you are so annoying
The Sponge Bob & amp ; iOS7 joke that _TWITTER-ENTITY_ tweeted earlier > & gt ; & gt ;
i feel like i end up favoriting all of brody's tweets and within the minute he tweets them .
People posting theses depressing/deep tweets at night and I'm just up thinking like Jonesboro needs a Krystal's but seriously
So many things i wanna say
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ NO ... Pshhhh what do you think we are .. Like , friends ?
And an hour and a half later .. We're finally at Jordan's
love having the nfl redzone package but it's not doing much for my studying today
Everybody saying its \Obama Day " so they're not going to school "
Being single gets old
THAT AWKWARD MOMENT WHEN YOU SEE YOUR NOT FRIEND ANYMORE AT MOES HAHAHA
And I'm going to die .... Because of school
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ okay fixed
Bus took like 10 years _TWITTER-ENTITY_
I can't bend my knee
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I went all kinda wrong Lolz . Lady ,
My arms are so sore I couldn't lift them up to do my hair today
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ are you serious
I talk in my sleep ...
i constantly make this mistake like i never learn my lesson “ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ : Should probably eat next time I decide to day/night drink”
as my dad would say ... he's going for the team that will win him money . oh dad silly raiders fan
Ha ha did 600 crunches tonight
When you go to get something from your fridge and your like oh wait I forgot my parents don't buy anything I like
SATs are in two weeks
This whole time I thought I was leaving for college station Tuesday when it turns out I leave tomorrow
Even though it's late as tits , I've had like 3 awesome conversations tonight .. Probably why I'm still awake
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Who doesn't hate me is the question
I found out alot of new stuff about myself tonight
I always see them in the most random place ever hahah
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ are you talking about the music video ?
So over you and your pointless drama
I love coming home from work and getting foot rubs ❤
Well I might be pulling an all nighter !
Just accepted a bunch of snapchat friend requests because I never knew how to do it before .
Literally 10 minutes after eating and _TWITTER-ENTITY_ is already asleep
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ ill prolly be up another hour staring at my ceiling kir
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ at first when I read this I thought it said I can't stop crying
I hate when I try on a dress that's meant to be innocent with little skin shown but when it's on me it's the complete opposite
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ #unemployedswag Lmao , I do need to find a job for next year though .
Good thing I got some cod time in last night because I'm not playin it again any time soon
omg why so many Christmas Eve selfies
\ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ : I'm just sitting at home and being depressed if anyone would like to join . " on my way "
All these seniors getting accepted into UGA is getting me real nervous for next year
Oh you're an asshole .
So apparently me & amp ; all of my friends were hated last year for being sluts but me & amp ; madi were hated the most for some reason
\I give a shit but I don't know if I give a fuck " Life in a nutshell "
well it's been awhile since I've had one of THOSE dreams
really nervous but night !
I'm so pumped for pep rally tomorrow but I have no green and white
What was Brady even talking about and now you won't even reply
God has blessed me with the best parents ever . Seriously I could cry & lt ;3
It's too early for movement
I really regret not using my book until the exam
Everyone pray I get my new debit card by the time I have to pay for my classes so they don't drop .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ called me aunt grandma today and it was really cute
Someone somewhere is waking up to a surpriseeeee .
Nap after school
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ don't really feel any of your guys
I literally don't like her at all
I'm just tired of everyone honestly .
Mikayla leaves to Africa tmrow for two weeks 🆒
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I am Swolee
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ oh great
But this guy in my class reallllyyyyy looks like Heath Ledger in 10 things . Like I can't handle it
“ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ : _TWITTER-ENTITY_ what did you do to hayden”lol he left with Mitch to go get food .
I just love sitting in the counseling office wondering what I did wrong☺️
Oh ... mom just walked in on a guy in the fitting room hahaha
I hate that mark wahlberg dies at the end of ' Fear ' lol but a great movie and I could wash my clothes on his abs ha
Everyone knows my order at red leaf
-1 ha ha ha umm you're nice and cool and haven't talked 2 u in a while
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ awkward moment when I didn't recognize you today
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you don't have enough hair to own one
Yup . Probably going home later .
Making Shannon watch Rocky Horror Picture Show for the first time !
3 months till I'm 18 so I can finally go to barstool & amp ; day glow
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ ill probably have to shave mine again by then
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I'm avoiding everyone cause I'm a scumbag right now
Halfway through my meals I'm already thinking about what I'm going to eat next ... #foodporn
Not trying to wake up at 6 tomorrow but then I remember I have little sisters
IM HOME ALONE TONIGHT MOTHAAFUKKKAS BRB CRYING FROM EXCITEMENT BYE
Feels good not having to set an alarm
Talking to 3 labs about possibly working with them while I'm already in a lab is quite stressful
I love it when something great happens when you least expect it !!
maybe I just shouldn't try anymore
So my mom came out to dill street tonight . There's that . ❤️
Haha I love being up this early
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ PCB was the best tho
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ ummmmm noo ??
✊ you are the funniest little shit I've ever met lol I've known you since middle school and you're a great friend !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahaha i know , you scared me for a second
Except you need a raging fire for s'more and it's still hot as balls out #sosweaty
“ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ : I want a relationship that'll NEVER fade when the rumors come . We just laugh & amp ; remain strong . ”
Running the stand tonight so it's not too bad . But I get to pop 40 huge bags of popcorn after we close so there's the catch
My bank lady added me on Facebook
4 hours and 38 minutes till _TWITTER-ENTITY_
This girls pin on her backpack says \I ❤ being queer " "
Being in my big house all alone in the morning is soo weird and creepy
I was out last night
My parents are in good moods today .... this never happens ??
When someone doesn't text you back = what feelings ?
My sister and brother have taken over my phone . They just want to text _TWITTER-ENTITY_
I just screenshot an awesome picture of _TWITTER-ENTITY_ on snapchat ! #soproud
Wow fuck you Mother Nature
Hottest white boy ?
My dancing got sloppy after a whole I got tired ahhaha
my run was really so hot never again
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ so you dont need the flying gear to go from stage to flying circle hoping to catch show on the 4th
I don't understand how this game even sounds fun ?
hahaha last night
What a busy week ahead
A good morning text would be nice but it won't happen
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ you better hope i dont catch ya on the streets if eburg or vinco .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ just put a sign on the window like we did
not looking forward to exams
About to cry bc I can't fall asleep
When you realize something and it just totally blows your mind ... #ok #whatnow
Kathy Bates severed head singing Dixie land while watching Roots > & gt ; & gt ; & gt ; & gt ; & gt ; _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_
I feel like when I'm in the shower all of my problems get washed away .. Maybe that's why I'm in there for 45 minutes
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ yeah bc I'm burnt .. #dumbass
- well you're the most gorgeous girl I'll meet . I miss your smile and would give anything to hear that beautiful voice again . But oh well
I don't understand why people think the raccoons on campus are so cute .. Why would you go pet something that's going to eat your face ?
Omfg the albino gang members in my names Earl say \what do you want Hawaiian tropic " when he comes up to them "
Done Christmas shopping , whew .
That tennis lesson just kicked my ass
Two weeks ago I honestly wanted to kiss you because you did so well you are an amazing football player ! We should talk sometime !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ she isn't too bad ! She's just really ugly
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ other than a neck injury I got strep too
I feel like shitttttt .
Alright alright ... I gotta get to class .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ okay good
I feel you Leah she did it to me twice the other day
It's like I snapchat someone .. & amp ; then they ignore me happens every time
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ who knows
Couple Buds , AC on blast .. Hot as balls out .
was supposed to look attractive today .. that didn't work out
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ it's been awhile since I've slept in this late !
fml I didn't pass the permit test
539- you're really pretty and an awesome cheerleader ! and you and your bf are so cute also I think you live by me idk
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ told you !!!
They don't let you test drive cars in the rain
it takes me forever for me to call someone my best friend tbh
Really excited to drive in this weather later ❄️
Annnnnd procrastination killed the girl
The Gardner at the bank omg pop Molly I'm sweatin sexy as fuck haha
My thighs to
When I'm sad all I need to do is look at pictures of Candice swanepoel or watch _TWITTER-ENTITY_ vines .. I'm a creep
I wish I had a significant other .
I've been slaving all day
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ ARE WE LIVING THE SAME LIFE ?!?! ALL OUR SUBTWEETS ARE THE SAME #CONFUSED
Soooooo I have almost 2,700 favorites on YouTube
I just got like 6 movies from red box
My dad just ran downstairs and said \I'm not fucking around " while scratching his butt in his sponge bob square pants underwear "
Slammed my thumb in Allie's car door so my night is off to a great night
Andddddddd . Here we go again .
If anyone cares
I gotta be up in 5 hours . Yay .
I much rather text than talk to your mumbling ass on the phone though
Might as well just stay home tonight
My mouth always gets me in trouble
watching the conjuring
1000$ shopping trip all I got was 4 books
Haven't packed and I leave in half an hour for four days
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Of course not
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ okay as long as you know
Coral asked me how I keep me cool for Christmas .
if anyone wants to keep me company all night .. that would be fantastic
Trying to control myself at 711 .. The struggle is beyond real
it's impossible for me to get through to you so what's the point
Morning beach run = holly sweat ☀
go play in traffic
My life is so good
I love making myself laugh
you overwhelm me
I wish I was going to prom
Ladies and gents tomorrow is the day I see pigs
The news hanna just told me
Shouldn't be having those kinds of dreams whoooooops
Think I'm so energetic because I'm like beyond sleep deprived . Prob delirious at this point
I can't believe my baby's going to highschool _TWITTER-ENTITY_ love you so much goodluck tm !!
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ food sucked I picked
I'm such a ball of emotions all the time
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ jack wagon
I'm so nervous
Spend at least $100 in amazon today and still didn't buy a new phone .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahaha its fine , but not like KFC at all
guess who gets to work 10-10
5 more hours
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ yes we are ❤
Our prom & amp ; post prom better be perfect #ClassOf2014
My plans never work out ....
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Completely agree
I messed up my last tweet so bad I just deleted it
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ ahh no ! I'm a procrastinator have you ?
Just killed a run
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ LOL who even knows !! Those were the days though !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hungry ?
I honestly just feel so gross today . I've been in bed the whole day with my pjs on . It's these days that feel like I have no attractiveness
Shopping shopping shopping $$$
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ They just think I'm an alcoholic
Haven't talked to _TWITTER-ENTITY_ all day , worried about her safety #WhereRU
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ oh you know ... Just some Friends
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you attract all the weirdos dont you Leah ?
The drive to Calistoga has become way too familiar this week
popp a Molly I'm sweatin woooooo
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I got a B+ on my Spanish test I thought id do worse .
I don't understand how country has a number 1 song ... They are all number 1
Not even saying anything .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I'm not even in the picture
I love when I answer my asks and the anon has nothing else to say .
So happy I made myself get in the gym this morning though !
I'm obsessed with tattoo
Couldn't have had better timing !
It's only technically Saturday whew idk why I thought tomorrow was Monday ?
Shit .. who am I kidding , I've got enough crazy for the both of us .
Showering is probably my favorite thing to do . ❤❤❤☔☔
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ oh how could I forget nana !
I think my bestfriend hates me .
Tell me why we're scheduled for a 7:50 game tomorrow morning ....... ⚾
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ oh and when me and chandler saw you at the Hebron game you ran away cause you were scared
KODY = PULL
Wow I hate you so much
6 am workouts then gym first period
It's zero hour on the first day of school and I already have a 50 point assignment
I've been practically half-assing my way through this semester
I got a B- on my CWP final so I got a B in the class , I could cry I am so happy
Sabrina's watching season 1 on gossip girl and I'm watching season 5 . She's a late bloomer in the show
Just realized that the only thing I've eaten today is a handful of trail mix . okay now that I said that , back to studying .
Keep shaking it Luke .
back to the rink
not leaving my phone in the car again
Just ran over a cat
Lol I should've taken chem at NCC .
What Kelsey just told me .. ✋
Praise The Lord Jesus no blood was drawn
Whew , no fake kick shit there
who liked my summer collage
Having to date scronny guys just so your boobs are at least bigger than their pecks . Hah ... haha #flatgirlproblem
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I haven't been off get atleast I don't think I have
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ huge accomplishment huh ?
even during fall I have a sock tan line ...
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ dammit that's my weakness
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ lmao . I know
Yeah ... but we all think your story is from last week
Cussed more tonight than I have in my whole life
Best workout I've had in a while
Commercials during Pretty Little Liars gives me time to reevaluate everything that has happened
I still have to turn in my senior picture for the yearbook , I've had it for a month
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ honestly , I actually get that feeling a lot
If I could to dance every night and not have ballet I would be so much happier .
getting toasted out here
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ yeah I deleted that one ....
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ and watermelonnnnnn And deffffff we need to hangout soon
left poison at 9:45 and pulled in to my house at 11:30 gotta love deer season
I forgot a pillow
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I just asked if my Spanish was right !
Tbh . Some kids in this town wouldn't be that bad of their parents just beat their ass every once and awhile . It's just a lil discipline .
Have pretty much the biggest faggot in my next class
lol it's 90 degrees in bobs rn .. #dying
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahahah alright good !! I don't need to study tonight then
Never too late for a workout !
“ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ : Am I the only one Tilley doesnt take forever to answer” u might be unless i fall asleep like i always do
I Need A Sugar Daddy That Just Buys Me Shoes .
The Grinch is by far the best christmas movie of all time .
Today's the big day
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you want a boy ..?
Colleen officially hates me
Lol stop you've checked in on me 3 times today you're gonna make me think you actually care
I'm so freaked out varsity tryouts even though it's so far away
OMG ya , can't wait to wake up at 9
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ phew ! That makes my life 10x easier
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ it really has .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ so excited in hurrying as fast as I can
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ phew !
Hahah why do I get here so early every day ?
It looks like a tornado went through my room
I'm so tired but I have to do homework
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ got her license & amp ; the first place she drove to was yo my #SoProud
Chillin in downtown Everett with nothing to do till 2:30
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahah us two just passed out on the floor #Classic
having _TWITTER-ENTITY_ withdrawals
omg I'm in my bag in my room totally belting _TWITTER-ENTITY_ and forgot I took my air conditioner out of the window , whyyyyy
sick , again .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ it's cool
I take that as a yes .
Hunt all aka sweat shop
Both hands fall asleep everytime I text and lay in bed . Is that concerning ?
Kylie's latest insta post ..........
Beyond ready to get my THREE midterms over with tomorrow so I can come home , cuddle with _TWITTER-ENTITY_ & amp ; take a nap !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ yeah I was like what
Monday & amp ; Tuesday projected to be 8 degrees #wtf
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ haha well best of luck with that , I'm going to continue laying around for a few hours until I force myself to go to sleep
still no snow at my house
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ Back Massages are My Weakness
BIG thanks to the car flashing there lights to let me know about the state trooper around the curve .
kinda glad I only have to Saturday and Sunday .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ omg YES
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahaha that's it ? I thought there was more too it
Got confused last night with all the construction on Orange Grove and I drove on the wrong side of the road for ten seconds
Waiting for oomf to call me ...
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ there goes my self esteem
Oh how i love cross country races
Lol we deff have school tomorrow
I hope my family that's standing outside in the cold is having fun ! #MacysThanksgivingDayParade
I wanna go for a jog today , and get some Rita's It's well needed
You ever reread your tweets & amp ; say , \You know , maybe this shit is not for me . " "
I have all A's and one B ... And that B happens to be an 80.29 ... So my final will make or break me
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ oh okay
It's not letting me retweet anything
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahahaha my bad
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ OMG our life
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ website will be out in a couple weeks all I can do it cry & amp ; praise God
I get so excited seeing people open the gifts I got them
I deleted my last pic I uploaded cause I have too many pics of just me in a row ✌️
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ merry Christmas tocme Cathy finally has a twitter
again at that phase where I tweet alot
You know it's gonna be a good day when first thing in the morning _TWITTER-ENTITY_ scares you with her car horn
Go me for forgetting my homework
When you forget you have on a friendship anklet for like the last couple months .. Like why do I still have this on
This may sound gross , but there are few things I love more than leaving the gym sweating my booty off
If Mason , Jonna and Kam were out of school already I'd pick them all up on the way home and we'd have a sleepover .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ just a lil bit not like you'd go anyways haha
looks like I'm saying home
failed my first history test and made a C on my first English test what happened to my straight A's ???
Is it too late to change my paper topic
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ ahh no wonder its getting hot in here and to think I thought it was just you haha I'm sorry . I had to do it
Only 3 more hours
Can I just say again how much I hated last year
My stress level is already at its max today
mom won't let me hangout with taylor bc I've been sick all week
My hair straightener has been on since i woke up this morning
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ YAY !!! Why are you nervous ?
This 10:30 game rn < & lt ; & lt ;
i like my blonde hair bc now i have an excuse when i say stupid stuff
I think it's funny when people think me and _TWITTER-ENTITY_ insults to each other are real . Haha ! We are best friends ! Y'all are dumb .
You're probably not even good
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ then come over and cool off baby
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ ok .... I might just love it ☺
Had a blast at #MichiganAdventures with _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ & amp ; _TWITTER-ENTITY_
On the bright side , near-death experiences make good stories to tell about your trip .
someone should bring me an iced coffee to good ol conowingo pizza
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I WISH
Chillin in Emily's cold house cuz mines hot afff
s/o to my car hop _TWITTER-ENTITY_ sonic .. she was actually nice and appreciative of all the change I had in my car
Momma Carl is so cute
My mom is so jealous of me because this is my 2nd beach trip
happy first day of keystones everyone #loljk #fuckkeystones
Seriously , if I only send you snapchats with nice hair and makeup , we're probably not friends
this guy is doing yoga in the parking lot ! I'm dead ! ✌
Yes I actually have a class with Tina❤
I haven't been in Alabama five minutes and moms already mad at me .
Cool I love being ignored
I don't know where it went someone please help
Say \hold please " really fast "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ but we are alive , don't worry everyone
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ been there done that misspelled their name once too
Welp at least having the stomach flu will help me shed some lbs before going back to school ✔
I just ate two mini blue airheads and now my braces brackets are blue .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ later Kenzie have fun going when ever you want ... ✌ #thewild
That looked like it was a subtweet to Alexis but it wasnt
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ pretty sure I've favorited or retweeted like the majority of your tweets tonight
Ah I survived the bog thank god
Giess that's what I get
Someone hangout with my this weekend it's like the only weekend I don't have softball
Oh how I missed buying clothes .
Why is it 93 degrees today
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I feel the same . glad we can share the experience bro lol
Bogus has a little snow ❄️❄️
Me ; I wonder if anybody's gonna ask me to promElizabeth ; yeahhhh don't get your hopes up . Well thanks
Note to self- check the lid before shaking a bottle of juice #wasntme #oops
I have such a bad headache .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ an you were scared
My body pillow fell on me and I screamed because I thought it was a burglar
Oakley is my only happiness here in salt lake
If I go to sleep now ... Ill be asleep till like 2 or 3 in the afternoon .
Being singing backwoods Babydoll all day long
My Canterbury tale is so boring
Woke up in a panic thinking I had to workout with Mike in 10 min & amp ; I was extremely late . But it's Friday which means I can finally sleep in
The text I just got & gt ; hmmm , clever .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ are we the only school out all week ? hahahaha
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ yes lol
I am so jealous hailie got a Great Dane
Been asleep since after school
I'm so glad I have good parents I couldn't imagine being so illiterate and stupid
About to pass out in the dry sauna !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ it wasn't even directed towards her
This may sound really gay ... But I fucking love desperate housewives .
I have to babysit in a half an hour
There's a special place in hell for profs that won't pass you when you missed it by 20/1000 points and were in his office constantly .
cool ya love being sick
I think I'm going to loose about 3 pounds from sweating in the car
I hate Corey . ✋
I just feel like
If you can't keep a conversation going , please don't text me
Can I not be exhausted and stressed for once in my life ?
“ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ : i have more piercings than i have friends” I have two eat piercing and this is still true
Taking my BC with a scorp bowl #Winner
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ that could be the worst decision of your life going there with him
This lady just ran over a cinder block in the parking lot in her van and she's trying to blame the company whose parking lot it is for it
Can't believe Angela is talking to me
Sarah : Meg I bet you'll get hit on a ton tonight , because there are tons of lesbians here !!! #butchmagnet
I've gotten so out of shape
Conan's meow is at least seven times higher than Finn's it's so cute
Pick . Up . Your . Fucking . Feet ...
There are no words that are describable for the first day back to school tomorrow after having 7 days off #butreally
Slept through 3 alarms and still have stuff to do
Our English class is reading Life of Pi & amp ; only 4 people out of 22 are caught up reading . We should be on chapter 93 but we all on like 50
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ aw thank you Danielle !
Abby actually was able to get me into watching baseball and now that I want to watch it I can't because I'm stuck at work
My mom just asked me where her pair of $120 flip flops are .. Uhhh
Out an hour early !
People think I don't know music I listen to more than tayswift lol
It's 3pm & amp ; I'm drunk ?
You know you need to go home when you hand a Braille menu to a deaf guy . #serverprobs
Our superintendent just emailed my parents asking me to go to his house and meet his son
Still just chillin in the shower .... Swear I have a life
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I thought you meant like you had a VIP ticket thing to meet her
You were quite the little whore .
I gotta wake up in 7 hours goooodnight
don't have to work until Saturday
when every piece of clothing I'm wearing is soaked , is when i know I'm working hard enough
Sooo .. Is 7:03 to early to go to bed ? I mean , it is a school night ....
Maybe next time I'll study
Shit ..... Guess I haven't finished a geometry worksheet in forever ...
I'm happy with my life . Which is Ironic because nothing but bad things are happening to me .
Am I the only one who has to have their screen saver match their case ..?
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I watch it every day at lease two times .... It's like an addiction
I can breath now that I know my grades . Summer can now be in full force !!
Been up 36 hours now
Is it illegal to pay someone to cuddle with me so I can go to sleep ?
Time to do my lit journal
Sooooo relieved #happy
Oh my god fml
Was I supposed to say it back ?
\Kerosene is fuel Brian , red bull is fuel , kerosene is red bull " #FamilyGuy "
I kinda wanna go to school next year , buttttt then again I don't
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ it's purple too for Jmu so I can take it ar far away " words from my mom herself "
songs that make you just wanna break down and cry and throw your phone at the wall
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I read that wrong , I have no clue ! I'm sorry .
Remember that episode of Spongebob when the jellyfish keep throwing bangers at his house and he's like please stop ?
Could I just paint it like a solid neon color ..? I'm not this creative
In my first college class
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hoping to get backstage passes , just anything #desperate
oooo , a shoot out #Wings
What's even the point of a boyfriend IF I NEVER FRICKEN SEE YOU
So I have to decided on Jason aldean ... OR a 15 why do they have to be on the same night ....
It's so obvious that I just bullshitted that entire research paper but who really cares at this point right ?!
Already used 75% of my data in not even two weeks
I'm just not an angry person , way to empathetic
The women at the disney gift shop just told _TWITTER-ENTITY_ that he'd be a perfect Peter Pan at #disneyworld another career path ?! lol
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I don't do good in the cold ..
But , on a serious note , if anyone has ever felt my lyrics posts were about them you were probably mistaken . I apologize lol I'm ADHD
I mean at this point idec anymore
my moms driving is the reason for the teardrops on my guitar and my constant migraine
I seriously feel like this guy behind me and _TWITTER-ENTITY_ is going to pull a sneak attack or something and strangle me to death .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ don't worry Justin . You're my favorite and better than most of the people who were #iloveyou
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ she was probably clawing the girl
Having to be up in 3 hours to move and then work at 3 makes this all better
The struggle is real time for some chocolate cake .
you're welcome to DM me ☺
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ atmosphere's peyote . It says my name
It might be 100 degrees in Alden
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ do you still go to golds ? And yeah I remember when we use to go
Too much pandora for me tonight
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ beautiful !
You're adorable , I wish I could actually text you . Maybe if my phone would send/receive all my messages that would be helpful
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ ha ha ha
Should probably do my anatomy hw
Pacing around a store out of boredom is a lot harder with my legs as sore as they are .
Literally all day today my dad has asked Danielle and I to comment on his Fb status I can't stand him being in the social media networks
Just stop eating your feelings . My advice to you .
Me & amp ; Katie snap chat while we're naked sometimes _TWITTER-ENTITY_
12 hour car ride to Michigan
Well my nails look good from a distant .
All you females are pretty . I'm just prettier
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ still don't know what I should get ...
So glad I have this assessment so I don't have to be in school
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ just kidding !!
I have never been more happy to leave a restaurant thank god they aren't going to go into ot
Oh hold up a second let me pause my game . _TWITTER-ENTITY_
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I can take you
I seriously almost got kidnapped
I should probably wrap these Christmas presents now
When you try to make faces with a puffed lip… it doesn't work
Went through the dozens of flash cards I made yesterday and split into no brainers and hard ones ; grabbed the former half this morning .
Still doing hw
Constantly complaining about something . I'm terrible
Feel free to text me to help me procrastinate with my homework
We'll I'm officially in debt , presh mom and pop !
I'm so moody this is crazy
The more boys I meet , the more I love my dog .
All of the highs for this week are in the hundreds ... ☀
This is going to be the first day I have skipped the gym in weeks ... after all the walking I've done today though there's no way
Nothing better than running in the cold
Dear Eau Claire , please accept me .
Thank god I'm calling off work tomorrow
I'm supposed to get up at 5:30 & amp ; I'm still awake
Just found a rip in the jeans I've been wearing all day ... Right on the ass . Cute
Well now I have to spend all my money to get my phone fixed so I'm screwed for school shopping
Haven't worn make up in 2 days
Does _TWITTER-ENTITY_ know how unbelievably beautiful he is ?!?!?
I really thought about going by my middle name when I moved just for fun
I lay in bed for 5 minutes and get bed head . The fuck
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ 1,000 + miles no big deal ... Come up to the Chicagoland area sometime plz
4 days left here in Logan for awhile . Bittersweet .
Oh my gosh why are you doing this to me .
C- on that macbeth test .... I'll take it
lets see if I can get through the day w/ out ms ballard callin me snotty
My face is gonna peel so bad yayy
Wut am I wearing to life in color
I'll just stay put in Elizabeth ..
When _TWITTER-ENTITY_ locks her keys in her car ...
ONE WEEK AND ONE DAY UNTIL ME AND _TWITTER-ENTITY_ ARE ON OUR WAY TO THE O'LEARY COMPOUND _TWITTER-ENTITY_
Oh no . That was a mistake
All these skinny people walking in & amp ; I'm just like eat another Funyun . _TWITTER-ENTITY_
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ lol hell naw
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I tell people it's curse . Everything always has to be clean and perfect !
My mom has filled my tank up , or helped with gas a total of .... 0 times
I don't even remember the last time I hit the weight room
Missing a family Christmas bc these dang teeth
Prolly gonna pull an all nighter watching the Carrie diaries and contemplating my life lol
MY CAR IS SO CLEAN AND WALKING DEAD IS ON TONIGHT AND I HAVE NESTLE COOKIES I MAY DIE OF HAPPINESS
I still need to shop
Still can't get over that my sister put my 400$ Burberry scarf in the washing machine and it shrunk #thisiswhyihateyou
#SGrememberwhen I thought Carmen and Zoe were identical twins who dressed the same every day .
If Jacob was my personal trainer I would die five minutes in ... #2Fit4Me
I just ran into a pole ...... In the middle of target .... And people saw ....... And they laughed ....
I Wanna Ask This Girl To V Dance But No One Goes To That Shit
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ oh right right I'm sorry ✋
Completely out of points for the semester and out of meals for the week . Thanks mom for getting the hungriest girl the smallest meal plan
This weekend is going to be too much
I can't even walk
My grandparents got them for him . He's like , \Oh .. You shouldn't have .. " "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I wonder if slug-bug drivers know how many people get punched because of them #slugbug
its about 200° in my room
I can finally use my data without being afraid to go over
Hey kaycee .. Wake up
Just failed the test I studied all weekend for
the girl on law and order had the same injury as me twins
I did didn't I
i literally sent everyone the same merry christmas text wooops .
Idk what it is about a dude with gapped teeth
Gaw damn , I didn't know talking to a freshman is bad ...
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ well sorry but I don't care
Hot tub & gt ; pool ! Need a hot tub
Then they had ones with divers on them that said bout to dive deep " "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ are you suggesting that there's something wrong with being a psychopath
Can somebody tell me when _TWITTER-ENTITY_ got a sense of style ?! I'm simply so confused
No one I my family wanted to get up this morning . We all got up late and are rushing now
Dodged a bullet there
Can someone call work and tell them my house is on fire so I can go home and crawl back in bed
I haven't updated any of my apps for the past 2 months , so I have no clue what any of you are talking about
When you bullshit a paper and can't even look at your teacher lol sorry
Can't tell you how pumped I am that my sister has a phone again
I'll be sitting inside while all of you guys have fun at the game tonight
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ wow the 1 & amp ; only kerri hipster cross thinks I'm brilliant id like to thank all the little people
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Snuffy the Seal Commercial .!!
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ who would've ever thought ?
Got a souvenir cup so not an overall bad day lol ... #OhBrownies #AlwaysNextYear
I can't believe I just did that
Almost forgot to turn off my alarms . That was a close one . #phew
I'm laughing so hard there are tears
Love how I'm about to drive into this storm .
someone should really hmu to hangout bc if not then i have to go to family therapy 914 733 2060 #pls #desperate
\You women are all cray , but I'll still play the game of love " "
i swear , shelby and kylie are like little kids .
Glad me and _TWITTER-ENTITY_ could have a hater lunch today , an hate on all the annoying people today !
Damn it's hot but oh well ☀
I can't .
You really are Santa Clause
I just got gum stuck in my hair ..
I've lived in my swimsuit the past week .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ better get her butt over here so we can go eat I'm starvinnggg
And my exam is at 8 am
IM SO EXCITED FOR THIS GAME TONIGHT
I can't atop watching Revenge . I'm almost done with season 2 ... what ever will I do ?!
I know of Freddy and what happened to him and why he kills hit I've never seen a Friday the 13th movie ...
But I'm admiring you from the couch ... While I eat the most disgusting junk food
Exhibit A : Tony is blasting bound 2 in the car and he's rapping along completely seriously .. I can't handle much more of this
I plan on doing nothing this weekend except missing assignments
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ yeah most likely ! So try and go to sleep before 6 for once lmao
19 minutes .
Gotta pick the right dorm
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I just get paranoid that I don't lock the door properly and I can't stop anyone from walking in if I didn't!
IM SO ANXIOUS FOR FRIDAY .
I'm so out of shape I just ran out of breath going up the stairs
Oh wait I'm in Cbus so this is normal right ?
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ me too !
I've never woken up before noon on a weekend in college
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ yeah I'm sober enough to drive
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahaha we're failing the test together
“ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ : I wish I knew how to dance” lol i cant dance for shit either buddy
Me : Like a good neighbor state farm is there ! state farm : what would you like me to do Me : TO FUCKIN DO MY HW FOR THE REST OF THE YEAR
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ it happens
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahah yep that seems to be the only solution
Excited to hang out with _TWITTER-ENTITY_ and _TWITTER-ENTITY_ I miss them
I think I'm getting my period
Looking through my camera roll from the last 24 hours I wonder what is wrong with me sometimes
Please keep raining , please keep raining , please keep raining ☔☁
Left my outline at home ... Ha . Ha . Ha .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ awkward moment when Jonah knows my tweet was about him
Getting my haircut
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I think it's fine
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Just peed
It's alright , you can still be sleeping WHEN WERE SUPPOSED TO BE LEAVING RIGHT NOW .
Please everyone take 30 secs out of their day and pray that I do good on my math test , I can't get another bad grade in that class
guess who's about to find all her floor burns from rolling so much at practice .... this girl .
So many quizzes tomorrow .
Late night commercials crack me up
Welp time to wake up from my nap and work on my paper some more
My face the past two hours describe in emoticons
So 6:45 workout tomorrow ......
It's decided . It's time to become a Kelley kid again . It's been awhile since I have hit the scene with my old friends
Love how _TWITTER-ENTITY_ is getting on me about dancing
I just wanna cuddle and eat ice cream
If those 4 inches would grow back soon id greatly appreciate it
Idk but all I do know is for New Years I'll have 1 or 6 bottles of wine
josh kills those vines
Looking through the pictures of my brothers wedding ... wow
Vandy vs CP tonight Look for me on the CP side the first half & amp ; on the Vandy side the second half I'm okay with whoever wins honestly
\How about , how about , how about , A VAGINA SLAP . " . "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ thank you for clearing that up , I just almost had a panic attack .
Every time I cover a shift I always end up picking up another shift the same day
I'm so nervous about tomorrow
My Instagram doesn't have a refresh button .
I actually went on a run I feel accomplished
freaked out and settled for pizza and salad bc alone and needed to look like I've done this before
Camille just stood up by her self for like 5 seconds
Woah good thing the air conditioner in my car is broken
Just realized I have to go to school tomorrow even though I don't have any exams
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I miss you too text me bc I have things too tell youuu
This girl ...
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ .... Me too ..
the fact that we have 7 players for this weekend makes me wanna kms
we were literally under E when we got to this gas station
Having so much fun in the library wit _TWITTER-ENTITY_ man _TWITTER-ENTITY_ you are truly missing out
Awesome workout today
I'm glad I learned my lesson when I did
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ ik hahaha
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ are they not the best ?! Name one thing that doesn't taste good with Doritos
I asked the lady at lukes locker if the pants looked black to her and she said nike was working on it . How do you mess up the color black ?
Who wants to buy me food ?
I cant wait for February 7th
i love when im laying down and i drop my phone on my face
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I see
Just cleaned more than I did on cleaning day at LP ...
Hamilton bound for the week . Ready to relax and not stress about school work
I was sober last night and i feel like i still don't really remember anything ? Wtf never being DD again faaaack that
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ this is one of those rare times .
What if you think you're a great kisser and you suck
Ha . Just drove off with my binder on top of my car .
Gotta give a shoutout to _TWITTER-ENTITY_ for getting us so close tonight
Cons of having older friends- having like 3 friends senior year
4 hours of sleep
I really need to study sooooo I'm doing laundry & amp ; going to the pod ...
I suck so bad at reversing ...
Summer is just one long weekendJune is Friday July is Saturday ☺August is Sunday
This is such a ml " emoji "
Locking myself in my room and forever doing bio homework
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ u asshole
It's the flu season so you gonna have issues . Go and get a bug box of Kleenex #SNL _TWITTER-ENTITY_ #JenniferLawrence
Just saw some kids playing Pokemon on there DS at the library . I thought I was the only one
It is sleeting at hctcs how exciting
I love this movie so much
Pop a Molly I'm swearing WOO
Yes I'm going to the store in my pajamas . I don't care what people think .
It was good seeing _TWITTER-ENTITY_ & amp ; _TWITTER-ENTITY_ tonight .
Really should reevaluate my life
' Do you hate losing ? ' NO I LOVE TO LOSE .
Vine videos make me laugh way harder than they should
Somebody play words with friends with me
Good workout !
Can't handle these insidious 2 commercials by myself
Lifting in a 100 degree gym room _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_
If my jokes offend you : 1 . I’m sorry 2 . It won’t happen again 3 . 1 & amp ; 2 are lies 4 . You’re a pussy
fuck i wish those tweets were about me
Not gonna be able to feel that ab workout after pizza
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I did
lol at the fact that its 2:30 am & amp ; we still haven't found a hotel yet
“ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ : Girl posting pics of a month-long photo challenge and only doing it for the first 3-5 days . ” Lol , _TWITTER-ENTITY_ this is me .
Trying to find the best belly ring to wear with my outfit tomorrow is a struggle
Huge test in world history tomorrow
I've had no appetite for 4 days straight
I can't wait to buy haley her graduation gift
Everyone is talking about Christmas already . What about thanksgiving ? You guys don't like food ?
I can't figure out if I'm hearing a dying squirrel or someone climbing onto my deck
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you're welcome
Being constantly surrounded by people a year older than me sometimes makes me panic about university and graduating #notyet
Slept my Columbus Day away
First spinning class ever .... AMAZING . I'm exhausted but obsessed with spinning now . #stoked ☺
Anyone wanna invite us somewhere
Not waking up till 11:30 tomorrow & gt ; #waytooexcited
Ice cream is the only thing I've actually eaten since Thursday night
Homeboy is says World music has not influenced music he has enjoys listening to . I'm stressing out to the max . #agree2disagree ☝
So I think I probably threw up like 50% of my body weight this weekend .. Thanks UW
Walking on cloud nine cause I pulled a B in finance #thankGod
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ haha . Good luck !!
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ yayyyyy ! Wednesday- Friday mornings I have orientation the next couple of days
Rachel might bring me ice cream after my surgery . Being a tear of joy to my eye . Shes the bestest . ☺
She's not pregnant
Last day of having long hair
If most girls at this tournament are like I am right now , there's gunna be alot of cranky girls there
Nothing feels better then the satisfaction of a workout .
pulling pranks on your friends lol .
Just because I talk to boys doesn't mean I'm a harlet
Definitely not doing this whole go to Heath for my first 2 classes thing ever again
Found out today that I have no clue how to fly a kite !!!
When your dad no lyrics to an Eminem song ....
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I cry thinking about it
Guess who doesn't get too eat till 5:30 ?! Leah
Jerold came into Thrive today and told me I'm his favorite worker at Thrive . Literally melted to the floor and my face became a tomato .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ wide awake though
I don't know which Job I should take at the hospital lol !!!
Did my dad seriously just find out all the goals ive made over the past 9 seasons
I don't even know where to being studying
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ PERFECT !!! I can't wait already
Today is not my day ..
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahaha it's 2:30 here too what time is cheer ?
I snapchat like every five minutes . #whatev
I don't understand football
can't sleep bc pissed
It's super awk when some who is working inside of your mouth tries to have a conversation with you .
Just realized my henna won't be gone for senior pictures
SOMO ON THE RADIO WUT THE POO
sucks that I have nothing to wear with those
\ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ : I can't twerk . Thanks Obama . " lmao at this twitter account "
Lmao , I just saw a subtweet .
Well that's the third embarrassing picture of me that's been uploaded within the last hour . Any one else want to join the fun .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ we gotta push it in broadcast tomorrow
Finally almost home !!
Such a relief
I love the fact that our teachers are making us turn in everything on our iPads bc it makes it so much easier to cheat
I gotta stop telling people I'm from Canada ... it's finally coming around to bite me in the tush
everytime my mom calls I just let it ring & amp ; thing of everything I've done lately before I answer
My family is so nice to me I love it
Kendall ran behind the Christmas tree when the grinch commercial came on
Really don't wanna go to work but need the money
I leave in 13 days
When my Gatorade sits for 30 minutes during my nap , and it's piss warm when I go to drink it , you know the bus is too hot .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you love me brizzzzzzy
I mean at least I have Team Snapchat
Tackling all these tests one at a time .. I hope that's a good idea
No worries .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ are you available on Saturday ? Me and my friend _TWITTER-ENTITY_ planned on doing a cover , but studio would be sick
eating my kitchen away then babysitting
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ is just a great person I feel bad for being such a dick to her honestly
Sooo I guess I should have known this but because of so of the sequester there are like no internships but I'm still here ...
holy fuck these wings are hot .
I need to stop being so lazy & amp ; get back in the gym
I could either take a four hour nap or watch some tv for a hour then take a nap ... Decisions decisions
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ oh ! sorry about your plans though !!
Why do i even try
I dont get how guys can ' talk ' to multiple women at once . I cant do that . Haha . I can only talk to one girl at a time . And its still 50-50
oh rats !! I still haven't packed !
I'm still laughing about last night
Defiantly about to get raped by this AP test tonight
Thank goodness my mom doesn't check my edline
I don't even care if it's gross , I love the feeling of my clothes being soaked when I get home from the gym
Still babysitting .....
Help my sister move and get rewarded with all the clothes that No longer fit her
My last vine was silly hah that's why I'm the best alive
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you ... ☺
Miserable is an understatement
Just finished my anthro final , then it's just my 10:30 music final and I'm finally on my way home for Christmas break
Can't believe we're actually gonna get up early for Lorenzo
Still can't believe my Irish snowflake turned 20 ✌
Honestly money does buy happiness
no sleep for anna
Today is FRIDAY best day of the week ! Especially since me and _TWITTER-ENTITY_ are going thrifting
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I know but it's okay it's my favorite vine
all I ask is that you wear deodorant if you're in my stunt group .. please
Have you ever tried to creep a pic of someone and your flash went off lololol
I know songs that make fun of women and degrade them should make me mad .... But I find them hilarious .
I need to get out of the house
I just cried when I opened my acceptance letter to UK .
My job really choreographed a dance to clarity for us to do on the sales floor every hour this weekend
Nice save sooners !
Wings are a bad thing to have on a first date . I'm that girl who doesn't give a shit .
Powers back on !!!!
Homecoming shopping is finally done #stressfree
I'm so bad at navigating like I get lost anytime I go somewhere that's more than 10 minutes away
Roughly , how much are windshields
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Glad to help out . Hard work , Chick-fil-a and being irst responders " . Full day . "
Love waking up at 4
Reid and Taylor are cuddling and I'm a third wheel
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ haha swear this the reason I didn't post it when I noticed it was a draft
So I'm sleeping in the school Parking lot right now just to make sure I make it to practice #Dedication
More time for the ladies ... Haha sike ! What ladies
FINALLY seeing _TWITTER-ENTITY_
Even if its -3 degrees in my room I always end up sleeping in my underwear .
Well . Let's hope I am good at guessing after that Pre Calc final
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ dude if you sat by me I'd , uh , share my work
That talk last night > & gt ; #FeelingBetter Hopefully Things Will Get Better❤️❤️
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ same here lolol
Guess who just finished Mrs. Seales 125 word packet .
How could I be so tired at 9 o'clock at night
Wow there was so much I missed on twitter the past two days
Hate every girl who has a boy to cuddle with today❄️
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ chase keeps having to wake up at 6
Here's to all the outsiders ..
Literally going to sit at home the rest of summer because everybody has plans yay
\ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ : I GET TO SEE TEDDY THIS WEEKEND !! " I haven't seen teddy forever "
one will kill mom and one won't
I almost dropped my phone in the toilet but I caught it
Haha you a long distance booty call
So much hate on twitter #smh why can't you just confront the person . #pusssyy
I swear the game I had against _TWITTER-ENTITY_ in madden ....
been in the car for 13 hours
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ my life in a nutshell
You can not run and jump into that puddle . Its not even a puddle ! ✋
Preparing myself for the \YOU'VE GOTTEN SO BIG "' s tonight from all my relatives I haven't seen since I was four "
My hair is finally to the middle of my back ! Buuut I do need it trimmed since it's been over 1.5 years since the last cut
LOL ! Top 10 moments you wish you had a helmet .
the only thing I missed was my friends #nothingelse
Slowly drowning in school work
Another night of _TWITTER-ENTITY_ and I hanging out for 4 hours while watching boys play Xbox
The things we do to stay in shape ... Just ran 3.5 miles
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ okay , that was easy .
That moment I realize I left my homework at school & lt ; & lt ; & lt ; & lt ;
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ oh thank The Lord
Tonight's going to be Very Interesting
This summer was way to quick .. Like didn't we just get out ?
About to bowl again wtf is my life coming too ...?
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I just had 2 slices of the Thai chicken pizza & amp ; 2 more of the s'mores ... lol
First day of class = last day of class
I was in a really good mood and now I'm just like
thank god I'm not doing APUSH next year #overit
I've only been up for about 35 mins and I already need a nap #tooearlytowakeup
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I am ☺
just spent 45 minutes taking notes on the wrong section
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ i miss Moppie
Finally finished my list of publics for my PR campaign semester project ✔️
Been in this car for 24 straight hours #dedication
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ is a life saver !
you stay with your man ... whole time you know he's unloyal
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I have segall as a teacher , he wasn't here today but he had the papers in his room . I think you're swimming the 400 with me
ew it's the morning
Wow I didint expect to get that much feedback on that tweet ...
I just got on instagram and there were literally 7 pictures in a row of cute couples .
Fuck , I left all of my papers at Nikki's house
I almost had to cut my jeans off of me
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ So did I !!! Haaha I was like babe look ! And he was like ... Alexis , it's a commercial . I was so relieved
I have to do all my Christmas shopping tomorrow
Now I realize how much I took sleeping in for granite over the summer
Literally have no idea what's going on for my math homework rn haha
I've never once opened presents Christmas morning we'll usually give in and open them at like 3 am lololol
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I don't know who that is either
I'm 75% sure I failed my algebra exam
I feel like im dying
Fuckkkkk yes Chinese food on the way
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ , who is this guy ? ----- > & gt ; & gt ; _TWITTER-ENTITY_
I've been reading for almost 3 hours ...
6 kills , 10 deaths , probably the best I've ever done tbh
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ uhh not exactually but sure
Dying under this heater
Whoa there nelly , you almost just went too far . Take a step back . And now breathe .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ tomorrow it's your turn ! Thanks for keeping me mentally sane during our matches this year
I feel so sick right now
Wish I could eat without feeling like I'm gonna throw up my body weight but hey
wow , I really wish I hadn't just had Hannah's phone in my hand ...
Already getting annoyed with Alanna and its only been a hour 47 more to go
my throat is killing me
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ thanks for the reminder channy
Sorry guys but I'll always complain on Tuesday how much I hate this class
I so failed that
The three schools I'm deciding between are all completely different from each other I just want to be done with this
You're so fucking hot
Driving to practice
But needless to say I can't feel my fingers because they've been out in the open air typing for a solid hour
My dad walked into fern creek , looked at me and said he's sorry #priceless
3 papers to write by Sunday night
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ growing up is gr8
When high school students complain about homework and I'm just like ✋ lulz just wait .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ that's what I said
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ tweets the weirdest things and I don't know what 97% of them are saying
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hey are lifting video _TWITTER-ENTITY_
Then again I was up at 445 this morning so maybe I'll be asleep before 3
Maybe I would like my grandparents if they knew my name .
i think I might be in love with _TWITTER-ENTITY_
What does corn say when it's frustrated ? ........ AW SHUCKS
500 to get my truck fixed
I'm such a pussy when it comes to bees
\Mom , what are you and dad going to do without me here ? " " Fall in love all over again . " Hahaha , I see where I get my cheesyness from "
Now I'm confused
the mall is packed !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ got you
almost every guy I come across is a complete asshole to me
Now i kinda wish you had a Lambo
Glad I got that off my chest
I'm straight thirsty for a gym right now .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I have done zero so my day is gonna be so boring now
what's the tone & amp ; mood of lord of the flies ?
So does that mean that someone from spongebob is gonna die ?
I don't look that old
Still no homecoming dress
I really just don't even know what to say right now
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ ... ... ....
Felt amazing running here instead of always walking and it only took me about 12 minutes
Scores are up . _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_
34% on my chemistry test HAHA
30 .. More .. Minuets ..
Workout + Smoothie = #healthyliving
Finally all moved in ! Now ... For unpacking
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I totally recommend it for a vacation , but hey ! You have finals tmro ! Sooo go to bed ! And stop studying so hard you nerd !!
Greeeeaat . Time to go drive for two hours .
Currently 52 degrees here
This is so scary
sounds like gun shot
My pool over flowed
i survived again
I was stressing bout school being tomorrow & amp ; then I remembered I goto school for 3 hours again
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ text me biotch
I am so excited for all 14 hours of choreography
I'm on a mission to fuck up my life mom . I'm obviously just succeeding not failing but thanks though
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ might see you then
I am going to go insane . #someonesaveme
Makes such a difference being surrounded by Red Sox fans ..... we don't get booed when we cheer
Running in December when it's 70 degrees is wonderful
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ love you
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ okay 3 months from now we will be sitting next to eachother !
shit has gotten shittier . Need some good vibes sent my way _TWITTER-ENTITY_
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I DONT KNOW
Okay I found him night twattters
So I'm pretty sure I've been playing temple run 2 for about 45 minutes #addicted
Well ... Since I had the lack of motivation to study tonight , the next two days at the SLC will be fun
Waiting for the day I have a cute relationship like my brother and Anna
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I definitely am hahah glad you could tell
Yeah , Amy's the stupid one in our friendship
One page down , one more to go of this essay and I'm done with homework .
when I get annoyed or frustrated I complain a lot
That was suppose to be a 20 minute nap .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I know right
my Siri speaks British and hen doesn't understand me
Sheww . My nigga Garrett bringing me some cigs .
what if you woke up tomorrow morning and you were back in 6th grade ?
When all else fails to open the door , send the cook through the roof ... _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_
I'm going to buy 1 more pack of cigarettes before quitting on new years .. I wonder what kind
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ the first way I had any kind of sex was in my booty
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ don't tell Werepanther
i am a wreck today
I hve work in 4 hours and I haven't slept
If you're going to DR or NY you should take me
Just got done working out with _TWITTER-ENTITY_ #sweatyaf
Wow I can't believe I actually made it to my 8:50 class on time after staying out til like 3:30 last night #impressive #collegelife
My snapchats are so stupid and embarrassing
I miss some ppl from high school but damn am I happy I don't have to wake up at 6 am mon-fri & amp ; be stuck in a classroom all day
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ it did , but it had a password so I just thought it was my neighbors ..
Thanks to _TWITTER-ENTITY_ , I now have a huge bruise on my back*middle finger emoji *
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ paranormal activity four I'd rather not
lmfao I'm fucking bored
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I actually have so much to do , disk golf is nowhere near the top of the list
I keep burping up my vitamins
Work straight to library straight to gym tomorrow then straight to bed
Waited awhile to say this ..... Work at five !!! lmaoo
ALLLLLLRIGHTY THEN no one else has that problem k guys
I woke Megan up , and got yelled at . Just for oomf
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ oh that shit's all good !
Pretty sure I have to spend my whole weekend home . Fml
Anyone have a hallowed out egg that I can have ?
I planned on going to the Y but instead I went to Taco Bell & amp ; Rocky Tops
I use emoji to explain my feelings hahaha #bestway
I am literally the most forgetful person in the entire world .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I would but I don't wanna suffocate eloise like she's my Bestfriend
It's my first piano lesson rn
2 weeks until Mac
I mean I wouldn't be that sad about everyone leaving if it wasn't for the fact that I'm gonna be the last to leave
dad has yet to kill me about wanting my room re painted
I favorite tweets and never look at them again
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ she yelled and said \get that stinky cat piss smelling shit out of my house ! ""
New Zealand we coming for you⚽️
Totally glad that this entire blizzard thing happened because I just woke up
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ it was just so nice . Like , I'm not perfect but you say I am .
Staring at my computer screen hoping this java code will write itself bc I'm an idiot and can't figure it out
so stressed beyond belief
4 miles , 35 minutes ... #GetAtMe
I apologize for the obnoxious Vines .
ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
No im not a pedophile
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Hahaha .. are you am Amanda Bynes fan ?
“ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ : can my hair please grow faster” OMG STORY OF MY LIFE LIKE MY HAIR JUST DOESN'T GROW ANYMORE
Nothing like spilling an entire Diet Coke all over my lap to make my day better
I barely text anyone back . and of I do , it takes forever
Ate 4 Mcdoubles chicken nuggets and some fries #NoRegrets
thank god for cyber school . never had to dissect anything
This week is going to be crazy but it will feel so good when it's all over ☺️
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ hey cole , this is the perfect girl by the way .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ me too only two months but you know were gonna fsu when I get back . The 409 ain't even ready .
Just a heads up Instagram is filled with pictures of presents , presents , and even more presents
Jus did Clayton's accounting homework ... which took an hour #Spoiled #RespectingMyElders ..
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ aha man I'm so bored everyone on twitter died
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I think I jut helped you and your grandma with groceries ? I don't know if it was you ?
Mom just gave me money .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ no bitch not your deck but that works too once that pool is actually open
Soccer is a joke this year
Cuddle time with _TWITTER-ENTITY_ and _TWITTER-ENTITY_ watching proposal videos is what's up ❤️
I spent an hour trying to kill a bug and cut my leg in the process
Thank god I'm not taking SATS tomorrow
The reality of it is that I'm probably going to end up living in a trailer with a multitude of cats
I want a huge group message with a huge group of friends
So glad I don't talk to Jordan anymore .
I just saw all these tweets about Miley omfg
i have ocd
how many friends of his you gonna hangout with ?
I'm glad everyone gets to sleep in for three hours & amp ; I'm up at 5:30 here buuut I'm going to Chicago and you're going to school hehe I win
nothing beats the high of a good workout .
Literally getting goosebumps looking at Kim Kardashian pictures
I'm still in the car
You lied againnn I just don't care enough to call you out
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ put .. put .. put ..
I am on a serious emotional roller coaster ride . #bigeventsoon
Crazier things have happened
\Why can't we turn !? " Well , there's a firetruck in the way darling ... "
Opies still gotta do my homework
Just showed my mom a paper I got an 100 on and she asked me if Zac wrote it & amp ; when I said no she then asked who did
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ was in mass today and I missed it . Ask me how happy I am
I'm not gonna do it
Mrs. Stafford needs to put my final grade in like I'm straight up stressing out
Miley Cyrus is life
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I'm sure you'll be fine !
When your music just blastssome Dom Kennedy in the middle of the library during finals week
Haha knew exactly who they were
I'm happy even though I know I didn't get SHIIITTTTTT . oh well . I love my dog though .
I just love it when my eye doesn't stop watering and I'm practically crying ..
Doing squats all morning
Me and Lexi just hit Ruby Blue perfectly .
Still haven't ordered my brothers present
All I heard was \hey man where black stone at " ..... I'm like " the library ? ""
Basketball games at 8 in the morning are just what I wanted to do on New Years
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I wasn't driving
Finally finishing FSU's essay
The fact that brother has seen Mac Miller 3 times and hasn't taken me even once makes me question if he even loves me .
34% on my chemistry test HAHAHA
Finals have me sweatin
Rough neck but the suit looks nice ya dig
I've been in bed all day and have only gotten up twice
What are the chances
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ snap chat king . Over 15,000 sent ! #insane
Someone come over and watch movies with me all day pls
I hate seeing my friends sad
Is it bad that I honestly don't remember if I paid my tab last night or not ?
Thank god for car insurance
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ ahhhh you know I love you though . ☺️
Can I just be happy all day long for once
Wait I had summer work
Just crossed the border
Even though I have a life-proof case on my phone I still die a little every time I drop it .
Wondering how I'm ever going to do some of my dives at a meet without a call #diverprobs
forgot I spiked my juice and Hattie almost drank out of it can't be sitting that around anymore
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I sent that to one of Logans football friends .. I think I scared him . I really tore down their egos last night . It was awesome
You don't seem interested whatsoever so um why do I care
I'm sorry but I'm just in shock at the fact that , that just happened ..
Imagine the dick clinch were about to have on chi town and their fans if we #doitinDtown #LGRW
I tweet to Colleen until she answers
seeing so many pictures of my friends holding babies lately . getting worried .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I'm not kidding , lol
It's actually kinda funny
I woke up and almost pissed my self because I thought I has school for some reason .
seriously can't study another bone or my brain is going to explode
no matter how cold I am , I can't sleep without my box fan
\Abby , what are you talking about ? " " I don't know ! I'm talking to Lydia and me and Lydia are stupid ! " Hmm . _TWITTER-ENTITY_ "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I'm so proud❤
\ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ : Correct grammar is at an all time low on my TL right now ""
between school , work , and minimal hours of sleep I'm about to lose my mind
Just woke up from a 4 hour nap
Who's idea was it to put my room right by the kitchen when we built this house ?
Crying over a John Mayer and Katy Perry song at 11am ... It's gonna be a good day
Being responsible and going to bed early so I can get up at 7:30 to go make three 6 foot sandwiches
Today has been awful
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I need to get in on that donating plasma life .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ that doin doin the most #smh
you're such a great friend #donewithyou
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I think the schedule said 5 or 5:30 for today
My coffee is cold now
Hooray for working at 5:45 this morning til 9:15 tonight
“ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ : If I get to see _TWITTER-ENTITY_ tonight I may just shed a tear of happiness ” awwwh
\ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ : That one person you can't believe you actually had sex with " _TWITTER-ENTITY_ "
Sometimes I read other people's twitter conversations and pretend their my friends #whatislife
Lol I was asked was it black people day ?
Goin early to fix my locker
I love being sweet
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ okay , I love that you don't put what I said after that on here .
Wait , 2013 is almost over !?! Woahhhhh
I'm bored ... and that's what happens when I'm bored . I blow up social networks .
Lets see how many things I actually get done off my list today
Mr. G wants to buy me a coffee bars cause I'm so helpful
Didn't mean to hit decline on the call ... Can't answer anyway , but oops
My mom rented a minivan for me and my dad to drive in Arizona
It's only Wednesday . #dying
You know you love it when the beat is it , makes you think of all the niggas you been leadin on
If my best friend doesn't like you , you might as well fuck off .
Going out on a Friday night for once ... Too bad it's with my grandparents
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ we're so cute
Thank god I didn't wear my cheetah vans ....
Maybe I'll just wrap the clothes that I have of theirs
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I already am…duhh
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ lol this convo got me feelin some type of way #ShakeThemLegs
Good talk , glad you had a lot to say
I have an unusual amount of energy rn .
Someone . Hang . Out . With . Me .
I'm still a proud Viking
I hope no one saw that
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ i seriously thought i was the only one but then you did it and i about pissed hahaha
so I guess I'm 9 months not 8 ... I've been counting my whole pregnancy wrong
I had an awful first last day of school
When you get caught creepin ' & lt ; & lt ; & lt ; & lt ;
I've gotten a total of 9 hours of sleep this weekend and we have morning practice tomorrow
There's not that many decent guys out there that aren't already in a relationship
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I know right , I can't imagine Cox and PA's workout
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ is all clear
No tree , no lights , no presents and my mom isn't here
X-Ray was normal thank god
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ no to me ... baby sweat all day
Let's just see how this 6 hour practice works out before homecoming
I still haven't wrapped any of my presents ...
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you looked so adorbs in your suit
Where should I go for christmas I can go anywhere I want
Just overheard one of my brothers tell my cousin I have a wilder side than they ever thought about having ... hehh
One of my biggest pet peeves is when people compare me to my sister .. It doesn't happen often but it pisses me off when people do
\Let me e-mail you the address , and a photo of me from five years ago when I was at my physical peak . " _TWITTER-ENTITY_ #SuperFunNight "
The fire alarm right outside my bedroom door has a dead battery
Nothing feels better than sore muscles , going hard with _TWITTER-ENTITY_ #beastmode
I kind if want iOS 6 back . iOS 7 pisses me off .
time to get back in the gym and work off those 3 thanksgiving dinners
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ did you do your peanut voice
does someone want to adopt me and my brother for the next two weeks
next semester's schedule is one less thing I have to worry about
Breana's bitchass took off all week , now I work all weeeek .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ as #Hercules ... #goodlawd
About to walk out of this class
I didnt exactly talk myself out of this ticket by telling the cop \I really dont care what u do officer , Im just tired of ur face " #fuckem "
I always think the worst
I'm pretty sure I'm melting outside right now ☀☀
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ ik ! Same here , then I couldn't stop laughing
i still need to read
Productive day ! Helped Sam surprise con , went for a 6 mile run , fixed my schedule , got my X-ray , going to Eastern then Subgay all night .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I was gonna tell u it's a beautiful drive and lots of turns because ur kinda going back roads all the way there ! #GuessIShoulda
bitch I don't even know you
Guess I'll make dinner as I wait for my computer to update
I just realized there is red velvet cake in my fridge . ☺️ #somanyemotions
\How can you eat just half of a banana ? It's like a tease , what do you do with the other half ?? " _TWITTER-ENTITY_ #shelovesbananas "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ tho ... As funny as this is ... I just learned a lot about you guys ..
Needed this addy so bad
It's hot AF . In my room
Tears of Joy > & gt ; & gt ; & gt ;
Sooooo done with fake friends
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Hahahaha I can't believe you still have this ! How embarrassing
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ that's how it usually is . hahahah
I have no idea what I'm gonna do next year for school
Sneakin foot long hoagies into the movies . _TWITTER-ENTITY_
Of course the day we sit here for 50 mins , I forget my headphones
My own friends like my brother better than me
Welp day number two of skiing went WAYYYY better ! Actually got to the top of the mountain #Happy
Have to be at the gym at 7:30 in the morning #holidaytournament
cant sleep bc tears . someone take me to starbucks and be my friend . i'll buy you a macchiato .
I'm so glad the photo shoot got canceled . Now I have more time to study .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ I'll never forget that lolol
Slipped rip , jacked up knee , and sprained ankle . Haha cool
What the fuck is the point of having texting if nobody texts me
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ currently unable to drive for 6 months ..
Chris is by far my best friend he got me a Starbucks gift card
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ how do I beat the commercial by 9 miles if i only ran a mile ?
It's hard to enjoy my food when it feels like it's stabbing me as it's going down my throat .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ awwwww this is the first time you've ever said something nice ☺️
I mean besides the fact that it's cold outside
Seriously . Like why would you get my hopes up like that . THANKS SO MUCH .
- idk why but you hate me so much
On my way to get my wisdom teeth removed
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hiding in my cave bc I'm allergic to the sun
6 roaches #Desperate
You get hot after we stop talking
Oh man I'm impatient
Watched The Haunted House tonight and its so freaking funny I was in tears I was laughing so hard !!!!!! #BestComedyEver
I don't wanna go to class I do love this class tho
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ just heard the news . Thank god it wasn't for anything like ... actually illegal . Whew
Can someone tweet the f word so I can retweet it . #ridiculous
honestly camping out at crater lake all the time is what Im looking forward to while I'm at school
all fucking set with that shit✌️ #CountMeOut #Phew
just got my first text from my 74 year old gramps who once vowed he'd never send a text as long as he lived
Within the couple weeks of us texting I feel like I was very clear with what I wanted .. What didn't you understand
I'm so drained from the sun ☀
I have to wake up 20 minutes early tomorrow because it takes me that long to put in my contacts
I have 4 classes tomorrow
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ nononono I'm sure your voice is brilliant and .. And ... Ohh why can't the girls here have the accent and a raspy ... Ohh ...
I feel like I'm the only one who works here that hasn't had a full on , tears type of mental breakdown yet ......
Fight till the death for a parking spot at the mall
Putting an offer in on our new house . Thank gawwdddd . I can't wait .! And I need people to help me move in . You'll be my best friend .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I know I was stalking
I wanted to wake up at like 8 not 1
I seem to be having the same complex tonight _TWITTER-ENTITY_
bout to rape this treadmill . love to sweat
\You need to add some Kanye pepper .. " Mark is too funny ! He meant to say cayenne pepperr "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ wait what kind of Spanish music
LOL'ing at myself right now
Looks like another date with this jar of Vaseline and my right hand . #NightMade
at least after today I don't have any full days of school left
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ it was awkward cuz it's 1am and I laughed soo loud that I woke my parents up hahaha
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ true that , lol . i'd much rather have my boobs and ass
my life = joke
Of course I'll probably have a million more presentations next week anyways . -_- so glad I'm done with this week .
I was gonna wear a dress but I got lazy and changed my mind & amp ; slept in to not do my hair
I'm definitely tearing up because of PLL . Like that was insane
things are dying down
Presentation complete thank god that's over with
My names not hrlie either
I have a lacrosse tourney this weekend & amp ; I'll literally get 4 hours of sleep the night before
I get more compliments on my hand writing than my appearance . I have a some what sad life
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ well I feel stupid
Trying to teach Logan and Chazz algebra is like trying to teach a person with no arms how to swim
I remember this four day weekend used to be a whole week
Always count on me to do something awkward and embarrassing
Yeah !!!! Perfect time to get sick
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahaha omg . Glad you got my back Britt
I'm so awkward eating in front of people I don't know
I've grown to have a hatred for you
Thursdays are my only days off
Dentist appt in one hour , and there are no cars around for me to use sweet
Does anything else wanna go wrong today before I go to sleep ? I'm open
So apparently I'm a slut . Cool .
If you look good on Mondays I envy your morals .. I would never think of doing such a thing
my snapchat are so hot
Cassidy's driving is making me sick
omfg it's already 12
Swallow a hand grenade . Everyone hates you ..
\Whitney if you gain any weight between now & amp ; prom there's no way in hell I'll be able to zip up your dress I barely can now " thanks mom "
Whew ! Practice was great lots of sweat but it was helpful
Oh my goodness stop talking . I still have to go to the game tomorrow and y'all dont
Throwing scissors at bitches who need to cut it out . ✂
Why am I so nervous
Driving in heels is risky business
Like I'm finally able to see Asking Alexandria , All That Remains , Chevelle , Flyleaf and Skillet
I have nothing to say in the seminar today ha
I've been on the phone with BCBS automatic machine for an hour
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ shh she wasn't supposed to know that
I love the week of rally
I love driving to pcola for work to be there 2 hrs with no tables .. No money for mal
Did gayle really just ask why I cant grow facial hair !?
I have two days to study for my bio test .... TWO DAYS
Getting woken up just now
This is definitely the most productive day of my life .
What was supposed to be a 3 hour drive was turned into 4 hours and 10 minutes . but I'm home thank you Jesus .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ is that in town center or ...?
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I WAS THERE TO WITNESS THAT
Walking halfway across campus in 26 degree weather #prayforme
Last competition of the season ! ☺
That snapchat I just received from _TWITTER-ENTITY_ & gt ; & gt ; & gt ; #omg
They moved Relay For Life and now it's sunny out ..... ☀
That's probably why I always failed those essays
lol I have to take a shower
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I'll try not to forget
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ that sounds pleasant haha I was hopping to get around the whole pain thing
I really hate when my mom makes me take down Christmas shit . 15 totes later ....
Some of the stuff you say is like embarrassing .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ that's how I feel when I open at 7
Me and dad just geeked so damn hard
These past 5 days being home felt like the best days of my life ... Now I'm one more stop to being back in hilo
I got off work at 3AM and work in 4 and a half hours lollollollol
Why does my phone keep whistling ?!
Kelcie left her Christmas present at my house .. Guess I can wear it now
Just downloaded a shit ton of music and now my iPhone won't show up in iTunes .
“ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ : Hahahahahahaha go me for almost plowing into Becca's car when we left the mall but not ” no clue how I missed that
So I drop my computer and I'm not even concerned about the computer I'm more worried about the _TWITTER-ENTITY_ album I have inside lol
Gym flow with my homegirl _TWITTER-ENTITY_
It's funny how fake everyone is to you
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ yeah cause you know i'll be right
By the time I'm done with all my dorm shopping I'm gonna be down about $700 dollars
I was literally the only person to show up to my accounting class this morning
Feel free to text me , all weekend , seriously all weekend . I'm sick .
Woke up pretty happy actually
My feet feel broken from wearing these heels
First class no AC ...
3 pens down ... 8 more to go
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahah Be right back I legit almost peed my pants
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ she so jealous .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ omfg hahahaha that made my day
Some guy stopped and pulled over by me and Halston out side BWW and we took off running _TWITTER-ENTITY_
I feel like my plans are gonna fall through tomorrow just because no one will wanna drive out to my house
I just LOL'd to my own snap to _TWITTER-ENTITY_ boyyyy was that a knee slapperrrr
It's getting dark ... And I have a half of page of notes written
Thought someone was knocking on my door #Fireworks
my mom would be that asshole that goes to the cape and leaves me to come home from work to find no key and no doors unlocked
First day of work
Have stayed still for an hour this is a new record
She gets pinched too .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ lmao I know I got confused for a minute
Can't sleep because I STILL have poison oak and it's itching so bad
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ i better stop , everyone can see it's me , oh wait , i have nothing to hide
MY SISTER IN LAW IS NOW IN LABOR !!!! SO FUCKING EXCITING ! IM SO READY TO MEET MY NEW BABY NEPHEW❤
Getting a back massage _TWITTER-ENTITY_
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ yes think of a number and I'll tell you what it is !!! Ok not really lol
Feel bad for all those in school today
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahahahah kylie
Somehow managed to get threw another year of Halloween without having to watch a scary movie
How do people have time for social lives during the school year
What is life .
Shout out to whichever of my brothers idiot friends stole my $100 bill #hateyou #shithead
our game tonight is at 10:20 ⚽️
Found my vans
not even tired
Bikram : success . Gonna drink 6 gallons of water now . #namaste
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ mine too ! Maybe because I relate !
Today was arguably the most awkward day of my life
Shit . It's 85 degrees ☀
Training for this 5k in 81 degree weather
Work 9- 6:30 ☺️
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I was close
my headphones are in my moms car and it's dark outside so no music for me
ha ha ha tell me why I wanna cry right now . _TWITTER-ENTITY_
I have about an hour after this class to do all my source work for my English paper ... forgetting things is great
Popped a Molly Im Sweatin '
The last place I wanna be right now is sitting in philosophy for an hour & amp ; 15 minutes
Procrastinating like it's my job
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ its pretty funny .
Need somewhere to stay this weekend . I'm not staying in this creepy house all alone
And plus I sound like a guy on the phone .. #LT
Got a helmet right to the wrist today
I've come to realize I'm the punching bag of the house
well who wants to go to Texas with me ?
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ phew I'm not like a crazy anime chick or anything but I like some animes
Especially when you text someone 1st & amp ; you don't get the response you expect
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ and his dad are bonding by playing #WorldOfWarcraft together
My closet consists of forever 21 , forever 21 , and forever 21
This baby it's not that bad tbh
Scariest 14 minutes in awhile
Shit , I'm missing American horror story cause nicks playing GTA . Brb while I
This week flew by , now I just have to get through today
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ thanks . You too .
ALWAYS making eye contact with oomf
When people ask me how I can eat so much and stay so skinny ... I don't think \I probably have a tapeworm " is an appropriate response . "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ that's a relief
Yeahhhh ... I'm just gonna chill in my pool all day . ☀
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ is with Justin bieber right now
I thought today was Friday bc I've been sleeping so much .
Guys , Fridays finally put me on the schedule
I hate my dad
Imma live that sober life till 21 ......
Wow that's embarrassing just messed up Drake lyrics whoops typo whateva
Why do I always look like carp whenever I see someone attractive out
Listening to _TWITTER-ENTITY_ sing the FRIENDS theme song to her friend that is over just makes my night
why do I have so many saved drafts
Realizing that the reason I've been feeling sick all day was because I didn't drink coffee this morning
No more freaking out #relieved
Arrived in Dallas and my god it's hot
Really wish I had someone to text
I can't stop . It's an addiction . It's driving me mad !
S/O to the kids whose parents haven't woken up yet so they have to wait .
Anyone wanna go to the fair with me bc jc won't
I need help with AP physics please someone
I can already tell my favorite class this semester is going to be boot camp even though it kicked my ass today .
It's out . It's all good .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ nice thought
I swear being the fry guy is the worst during the rush . I sweat more then than I do working out ..
I was suppose to be sleeping
Did you guys know that the gel from an Advil liquid gel will cure a pimple right up ? Me either
The zoo sounds so fun . And I'm not talkin abt KZoo lol I'm talking legit wild animals
ten days and out of ak i can do this
Sometimes I'm scared to read my messages bc they could make my life a lot more complicated
No plans for tomorrow
Just spent the last 2 hours at work trying to find a $2000 offage ... thank god I found it lol .
When _TWITTER-ENTITY_ cuts up _TWITTER-ENTITY_ ' s debit card . & gt ; & gt ; & gt ;
I'm eating oatmeal . What is wrong with me ..
Thank God i never had braces ..
Second final todaaaay two more to go and 14 pages of research by Tuesday ... wish me luck !!!
Just realized I've been sitting in the bathtub for like 10 minutes but with no water ...
CHEYENNE APPROVED THAT'S A FIRST
5 hour car ride
Omg I have an hour and twenty mins
Sitting in my corner reading 50Shades and my flavor ice Popsicle just fell all down in my bra
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ wellll the minimum is supposed to be 25 but no one else has given me that much it doesn't matter like however much you want
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I'm glad you're seeing it my way
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ it was funny the first 709 times you said it
Someone in my English class tell me what the story is about please
why did my mom make me come to school
Fell asleep during the game
#TweetAWeakness Baseball players .
Dad : where are your shoes ? Grandpa : he doesn't need shoes , he probably will wake up tomorrow and have no idea where his shoes are .
The fact that I'm finally ungrounded but still don't have any plans for tonight #mylife
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ is all I see on #Twitter
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ it's been winter for 2 months in my mind
Just teared up because of how amazing my bed is .
People come visit me at work ! But don't get close I'm sick
THANK THE LORD JESUS ALMIGHTY . I found my makeup bag .
half of your selfies , tweets , and instagram posts are screenshotted and judged in the group message
If Victorias mom didn't work today until 10 I would love to go with her to get tor . but she does .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ well I'm glad you came back to life you had me worried
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ did you sit _TWITTER-ENTITY_ lunch with us ?
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I found one in my nanas closet and was like I'm keeping this ok
I swear if the Instagram app closes out on me one more time I'm gonna just
What am I doing
this really is too good
Someone come over I'm so bored
Ok clearly muscatine crush is taking it's time to tweet about me that's fine
Seeing my tan lines makes me unnecessarily excited
He's like a bear you win at six flags - _TWITTER-ENTITY_ ❤
I wish the camera on my phone worked
I wanna use that picture for my #ss but then it won't be a surprise if I wear that one
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I was just think that
I always take my boyfriends phone and take a billion dumb pictures of myself . Thank goodness he doesn't have Instagram
deff gonna go bed early tonight cause my phones gonna be dead .
I know how this is gonna turn out
Them two things just don't go together . But hey I have needs
I can't wait for the new Jessie
Too drunk for words all day yesterday
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ OMG GOOD THANK U LORD
I might just puke my guts out
Lol guys I'm sorry , I just gotta let it go sometimes
I'm tired during the day and wide awake during night wtf
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ sorry you left l
I don't know who the hell Drake is !
I had a dream that my tattoo came off in the middle of the night . Thank god it was just a dream !
This drunk guy is trying to smoke a cigar that isn't lit #thethingsyouseeatafoitballgame
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ you wanna be the peasant or our servant again ?
I'm sick again
I don't have a New Years resolution . To not be ugly ? To not be a bitch ? Yeah those won't work
the fact that my parents love him > & gt ; & gt ; & gt ; #idotoo
I have the 5:45 wake up tomorrow
Death is an understatement as to what I feel like right now
I locked my fucking keys in my car .... Not even just locked them in the car but in the ignition
Crying cause I see Meghan today
I'm feeling so relieved .
Braces soon .
Nervous to do this new hair color .
I swear this is the last movie I'm watching and then I'm studying
The struggle is real
You snapshotted the last text I sent you , & amp ; sent it to people .. But I would bet my entire existence that you won't snapshot this one
Glad my yearbook picture turned out good oh wait it didn't ha ha ha
Mentally preparing myself to go through another week dealing with people's problems .
I will pay someone with Zaxby's to teach me math for the next two hours . Anyone ? No ?
Rip to that workout today
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ our girls lost in the state championship !
Walking back from class in the pouring rain when you've got no umbrella 🆒
I'm actually really terrible at doing make-up
So glad I sat on the couch all night for the last night of summer
I think I have embarrassing pictures of everyone last night
Decorating for Halloween could probably use some help too
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I just want to be Olivia pope
Chem exam in 5 minutes ... Pray for me
Gym time .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ fine it's a princess tent bring pizza
It's hotter than two rats fuckin in a wool sock ☀
Almost fucked up
They will jump on you and lick you to death so beware
Amli unblocked me
Really not In shape for bike riding
And now im breaking out .. wow this weekend is gonna be great
Just sitting here looking out the window at the school bus thinking to myself enjoy it kids while it last . Life only gets harder ... #True
So in love with my homecoming dress now I just need a date lol
Working out fixes everything
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ HAHAHAHA I can't even take it right now
Slept 1 hour and 45 minutes last night & amp ; I've been awake for 9 hours already
Marshall Week of Welcome #plztalk2me #thirsty4friendz
I've fallen off so many times from refusals
shit i had to read a book over summer
Time to get back in shape
I think of the most unrealistic scenarios
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ okay goood ! I was worried
you know you don't have a life when you get excited about beating level 45 on candy crush ..
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ awwwwh so now before you go to sleep you can think of me
I've had my IPhone a year , and I've never shattered it once . No scratches either , and I drop it all the time
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ like , wtf . I need advice too
Soli's Russian accent .
Almost that time of year again to be kissless under the mistletoe , no midnight kiss on New Year's Eve and single on Valentines Day ..
Tacoma coolin .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Doctor Who is really weird
I dread this hour every day because of The Hobbit . #boredboredbored
My fingers always look ten times nubbier when I get my nails taken off #midgethands
I love not having plans for the weekends #not
mom is making me go to bed at 11 every school night . hello melatonin .
Just sitting here thinking if I failed that biology mid-term
HAHA I always miss the twitter fights
FINALLY made it home safely . & amp ; I have to be up in 7 hours
This Spanish exam is impossible #help
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I see you creepin ' on my instagram .
Meee ? Catching feelings ...? Never ...
I didn't realize ups and usps are two different things hahah oopsies
That show was fucking hilarious .
No one texts me
I don't even know if I go tomorrow
If you could draw on your #Vines & gt ; & gt ; & gt ;
Woo ! Am I feeling these last two days of workouts , can't even sit down did Zumba for the first time today , loved it !
I've cuddled w so many people & amp ; most of them are girls .
I finally found the brixen rain boots online .. and tomorrow is payday , sooo ya
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ so hot ! I'm dying watching the #goldenglobes right now
\ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ : Guys do the driving because there is no way in hell we are putting our life in a woman drivers hands . " "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Why ?! They just clean your teeth !
Erin and Jeff are so cute
I need to get my eyes checked
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ same here and homecoming is in two weeks
It feels so good to finally tell you what I think about you
12.7% done with English , 3.09% done with civics and 13.02% done with health and I'm supposed to be 100% done with them all by Jan17th
\your lucky we don't live in China Liv , you wouldn't be alive " thanks dad merry Christmas to you too "
I see mr. jerry crusin everywhere like where are you going
Is anyone else feeling chipotle ?
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ oh , I see the humor behind that ' lawlz
It's not even 5:00 and I'm ready for bed ..
I get screwed over , ALOT .
Apparently Salicylic Acid burns when it gets into a cut . Would of been nice to know before I washed my face tonight
It's okay guys ill be back soon I know everyone is missing me
A on a completely bullshitted lab final ? Christmas miracles are real guys
At this rate this essay is gonna take me 85362904 hours ..... I stop after every damn sentence
I want to eat
I'm seriously considering going to bed
Do to the past two days of 23hours of practice my body is completely sore on the first day of school #great
It's freaking hot out
Apparently when I was a little kid I would always do the duck face and called it poochie outs .
Watching \Grease lyles middle school version " from when I was in 6th grade . Talk about embarrassingggggg "
There's only a few more months till senior tag lol that's gonna be fun as frick !!!!!
Talk about busiest week of my life , I'll sleep when I'm dead
Oh wait it could be because it is a hundred freakin degrees in my room
No teachers I love not getting sleep with all the homework you give . Keep it up
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ kailyn do it I remember you played for me srsly lol , just do it
Think I'm allergic to water
Sooo glad I decided to leave before Taylor got on the stage
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ it's gonna be hot and sweaty in that gym again this year
My hoodie is kinda big #Hobo
I reached 10.7 K and 10.8 K within 24 hours
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ stole your pic
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ love yalllllbut that is so gross of me
I Have to go to the bmv , police station , bank , and then hair cut That's everywhere I dread going in one day .
I'm already over going to class
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ aw man you noticed !? I didn't think anyone would .
Wish catholic mass wasn't so boring so maybe a friend would be willing to go with me
Realizing everyone hates you .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ is making me listen to The Beach Boys
I'm pretty sure all the colleges I want to go to have all their scholarship spots taken
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ don't tell me what to do
last night tho & gt ; & gt ;
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ I guess you gotta hangout with maddie everyday now
My parents are at conferences
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ thanks !! I've been looking for him forever
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ oh okay I thought you where mad at me ..
Hate being a girl
Thanks for texting me back ..
Well I mean I guess I should go to school now
S/O to my teacher for assigning an entire research project , a test on the book we've been reading all year , and 9 weeks project all today
Oh not did abs today .. Man I need medical care .. The instructor on Insanity is lucky he's cute .. ouchie baby !
Almost didn't wanna wake up just now . But then I remembered all my beautiful new sisters and I got SO EXCITED
I just need to make some more friends bc none of my current friends ever wanna hang out
My house doesn't even have a Christmas tree yet
What am I doing tonight ? NOTHING
Omg I finally beat level 40
watching jack frost
after not being active for approximately a month it's safe to say my lungs are on fire from tryouts
mood literally just went from awful to awesome
having a nervous breakdown
Showing up with tacos to a house full of Mexicans about to watch the fight probably isn't to good of an idea
Kind of depressed I won't be able to drive until next summer ... Not that I need to be on the roads or anything
It's funny how your friends with someone throughout your high school career then one day they decide they don't like you anymore .
That workout made me awake enough to do my homework
Connor hates me and meg bc we are just basically talking to each other and he's not even replying so
R . I . P to Silva's leg
Come to school for 3 and a half hours and I have tests all day .
Hope I'm not the only one at this golf outing tomorrow
now I have to go watch this dude on Netflix ..
Gym straight after work
Finally made it to Raleigh . Making a couple stops here then LYNCHBURG ☺ #roadtrips #readytobehome
The people I'm babysitting for left me in charge of cooking dinner . Idk how to cook pork ! Or broccoli .. Or rice
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ literally
First days always the hardest
How many ways can i stay awake this week
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ right ! I was so surprised
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ . You're too kind .
Trying to decide if I should wake up early & amp ; look decent for work or not ...
Selected 800 emails to delete on my phone ... Then Josh calls me and it all disappears
Wearing slides in winter lol
Thank goodness I've been so successful with teaching myself this finite work
A customer just told me I look really sick & amp ; tired . So I just look like shit tonight , thank ya
I forgot that Friday was my last Italian class . I could've stayed home until 3:30 .
Coach said I need to run at least a 53.0 at this Thursdays meet . No biggie
That got way too close to getting popped off #closecall
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ it's okay I fixed it
So much better off without you
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ shew good !
Good weed , BAD BITCH !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahaha oh good does gramps know what happened ?
If I don't reply .. I'm probably doing 15 hours of homework
it's getting real lolol .
Buckeyes for breakfast really !!!
As if being stressed isn't terrible already , add a headache into the mix and the result is me jumping off a cliff .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ what are you ? Definitely not human lmfao
It's 11:40 and I'm exhausted . But I haven't done really anything today
You in pictures and you in real life are two totally different images
Going to attempt to go running
Going on a run right before class was a bad idea ... Casually walking into class dripping in sweat
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ i would never say that , what the heck
Guess I should take my cross eyed ass to bed . ☺️
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ bro I'll be back Sunday to say howdy
Work in 3 hours .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I don't know
Considered every other caution except overdoing it . Shoulders on fire first day back in the gym
Good morning world , ready for another Merry Monday #monday
Hour car ride with 7% battery
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ same !! It's so hard not to
I love when my brother falls asleep on me . But caring him upstairs just about broke a sweat
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ .... anywhere between a scary rapist high 20's or scary murderer high 30's . but i mean despite that he seems nice
Ha guess what .. I'm still awake and in 6 hours ill be awake again to spend 10 hours with two little kids
got it out . wheeeeew
Praise The Lord for Betty Clay loving me
It's getting pretty toasty outside
Ha ha ha the one time I agree to going to the gym with Taylor it's closed !!!! THANK YOU GODS FROM THE HEAVEN ABOVE
Lady just caught me taking a selfie
My mom says i know too many white people
Helped set up all those trophies in the band room
No matter who else I babysit no one could even compare to Aden and Max ..
that workout now subway with the girls .
Lol did I study for my biology test ? Nope . Am I gonna fail ? Yep . Do I care ? Nope .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ looks like you're fucking a somalian
About to clean pig pens in this freezing cold weather ... #stockshowprobs ⛄️
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ if I have any time this week I am definitely in need
Oh . . . ?
Just found two holes in my leggings . Right on my butt . #Great
okay the bus driver has the heat on max . does she not realize it's like 50 degrees outside ? gosh I need a car .
Don't make me sit in a cubicle for 3 hours and file papers . NOO especially when I have 2 major finals tomorrow that determine my grade
Done with math until January
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ shit it's 7th grade football all over again
Gotta love this crisp October weather .
I can't believe I auditioned for another show I'm weak
it's been a year since we died
Waiting .... Waiting ... Waiting ....
Your side arm sucks bro
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahahah I'm sorry they're just so awesome !!!
Gonna be a productive in between trips day
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you knew it was me
Im at the fym , and I love to hear white guys breath really hard as they work out .
That was a really good solo rehearsal .
I'll never get my permit
my package was suppose to have 2 day shipping but it took 3 weeks
Gotta take the SAT tomorrow
I get jealous waaaay too easily .
It's 126 degrees and I am not liking it
I have never been this nervous to look up my ACT score ..........
My brother having some random business meeting at my house and me walking in looking like a straight homeless person . Oh hayyyy
You and Parker ....
Weight has been lifted off my shoulders
I still have a bump on my head from hitting the table on Tuesday #mildlyconcussed
My goal in life right now ... Not get pregnant at 16 .
I've done nothing all day
I think all of my guitars will forever reek of Marijuana and Cigarets .
I have so many tests today and I am running out of room to write on my body
didn't even plan on sizing upBut I'll do anything to finally get my new bbys in 1/2 stretch then back to 00s for good if I can stop myself
Then there was the goat and the Doritos . I mean it wasn't as good as a few years ago put it was pretty good
About to meet ny dads girlfriend and her son
Plouffe comes through !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hey man take it easy on hen , I remember someone puking big time few years back . Pretty sure it was decently early then too
I can feel myself getting sick from yesterday
I just fell up the stairs god I'm such an idiot
Just want a cowboy that can 2 step is polite and can scratch my back
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ my face goes red
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I , I don't have a speech prepared ! Oh god , what an honor . ❤
Good luck on your last final _TWITTER-ENTITY_
Wellllll . Okay .
i hope when my mom gets out of the hospital , she's thinkin about movin still bc i can't deal being in this town any longer
On the search for mikes phone
whose ready to have a killer workout tomorrow ? lol ✋
I actually hate mixed signals
um does anyone know any of the words on that rhetoric study guide for english
Accidentally fell asleep and nearly slept through the class I have a presentation in
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ would rather babysit than be my friend
I guess a good week is too much to ask for
Brooke : hey guys are yous getting sodas ? Hahahhahaha ummm i guess brooke ?
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ is it true I'll be so proud < 3
my brothers hate me
I probably should just go to bed
Remember when Tommy Green was just standing in the back of #awakencity just out of no where .... oh yeah .... me too . ☺
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ ohh really ? Night made
Walking the streets in 30 degree weather for the remainder of the night because all the shops have to be outside
Mmm there should be a national holiday for wearing yoga pants and only ages 17 to 28 can wear them that day
And this is why
Brb gonna watch The Notebooknow from tears of happiness #favoritemovie #favoritecouple
Not sure if I want to hit something , cry or laugh right now
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ someone's naughty
Ready for this 13 hour drive please .... Text me
finally got everything ready for tomorrow
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ don't worry . I've had this thing for like 2 weeks and I've only gotten two . Haha
Well way to make me re-think things
The amount of coffee I drink on a daily basis has to be the equivalent of smoking a pound of meth . #tweakin ♨
sorry I'm just really pissed off and have no one to talk to
I really hate biology
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ haha OMG REALLY ? I was talking about football lol
I feel so creepy when I make eye contact with hot people
wut kind of possessed animal is in my tummy cause it doesn't seem happy
10 away from my goal
want someone to take me to see the fake snow and lights on 5th ave and spoil me on Christmas
Lost my moms credit card , oops
“ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ : Oh hey coach it'd be nice if we got more than one water break during conditioning . #WishfulThinking #BrbDying ”
Today really sucks
I give up !
I wonder how today is going to go .. ☺️
I wish I knew my grades but oh yeah they don't tell you them in college
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ ironic we have detention today and you aren't here
Alright I'm gonna tweet it .... I want a kiss in the rain . ☔
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ will you stop
Only staying up this late cause I can't stop laughing I love my friends _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ #everyoneelse
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ If it makes you feel better , so did I from laughing so hard .
Excited about this weekend even though I don't have anything to do
round 2 of shopping with the bro .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ that explains it
Ha , you laugh at me and make a scene because I have mono .. Sad thing is , your probably going to get something WAY worse from fucking her .
I've been shopping for the past 2 days and only came home with leggings
Nothing to do , guess ill go workout
Are you trying to be like me
Why do I get so confused so easily ?
Can't stop thinking about Dec 13th . I need to put in a lot of work , more than I thought .
I literally got the last used math book for my class ...
Wow . I have no life
I just slept from 6:30 pm till now how do you expect me to go back to bed
Some weird ass questions .
It's funny how you can see who people snapchat the most
Ya this Econ class is going to kill me
I may have did awful in the 5k but I definitely won $100 in the half mile fun run
people who talk too much make me want to put my head through a wall
My little brother , Jaxon , just came home from a middle school dance ... he said he kissed 5 girls
When I updated Twitter it said I had 5 messages and I got really excited .. They were all from summer from _TWITTER-ENTITY_
Guess Halloween is a free pass for the quiet ones to bring out their inner slut
long legs and 4 hours in the car doesn't mix . massage plz
Mile repeats on the track #BurningUp
About to kms in health because we've been in here for like 194718 hours _TWITTER-ENTITY_
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ lololol well thanks
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ okay .
Be cautious the bootyyyy is bigger than it appear
I'm probably gonna be single the rest of my life
I don't remember my twitter password and getting new phone tomorrow
the fact that I'm still wearing what I wore to church this morning can probably tell you how busy my day was ....
Spending the night alone in a college dorm room with Mr. Devenney as my babysitter while everyone else is having fun .
I text back fast and everybody else texts back so slow
“ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ : Just drove the whole way home with my entire windshield frosted over . ”
peanut butter toast with banana is my anti drug
3 hours then to the beach
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I didn't know you were from ponder
Finally told my boss I accepted the job at Wells Fargo !!!! Stress Alleviated . #whewww
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ nope I know most of it though
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ ME & amp ; _TWITTER-ENTITY_ ☺
thank God for air conditioning
Cant wait for this Spanish exam to curb stomp me tomorrow
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hey thanks ! That race was awful haha
Anybody wanna tell me there's no school tomorrow
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ it was just an in the moment joke I didn't think it would come out like that
long sweet text sounds nice
And I'm pretty sure I'm not one of them .
My otter box is the only thing from keeping the glass in my phone .
It's hotter outside than I thought
At least I only have like 3 hours left to drive
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Kameron is hilarious ! Hahaha
devin made me work out and I'm dying
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ just me you and tequila I miss you more lex
Stepped in the shower and immediately slipped and fell backwards
Working in 6 hours
Idk why but that just popped into my head
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ idk tbh
I can't wait to work out tonight .
I'm sooo protective over my brother even though he's older than me and can still beat me up lol .
The milk is like football , the blouse is like your phone
Doesn't look like I'll be sleeping tonight
Good one #betterlucknexttime
Honestly I made those mountains my bisshhh Just don't ask Kolbee how I did she will give you a whole different story .
So many essays .
90 degree practices
I shouldn't of eaten ... Eating in the morning makes me so anxious
good thing I didn't text you and make myself look stupid
Working 9-6 in this should be fun considering there's 100% chance of rain all day
Completely forgot I have a Geometry exam tomorrow as well
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ this literally makes me want to kill myself .
Lower body lifting tomorrow oh no
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ \my son lost his golf match so I took him to the corner and beat him severely , haha no not really jk " "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ well , I just tweet likes it's my job
I hate sending snapchats to the wrong person
On a brighter note , someone can snapchat or text me
#TRX kicked my butt
Looking back on my 6th grade year I just think , why Goth didn't really work for me #imaballofhappiness
Hotel for buffalo is finally booked
My calves after that 6mile run #Pain #runnerprobs
Probably isn't a good idea for me to be eating from Wendy's , but I need to regain the 9 pounds I lost today from not eating .
Why must my major be all exam-based I wouldn't mind a project for a final every now and then #justsayin
duck dynasty yes
I'm only scared of my father .... And Brynn when she is super mad at me .
I would be super excited for PLL but I don't have cable #depressing
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I noticed
2 exams done 5 more to go
Think I bought the wrong ones but they feel nice so I'm keeping them
one day of work and now I remember why I don't work summers
Do I still have to work
I love 12 hour shifts .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ and you're not even Asian
My huge German shepherd and my cat are spooning right now . I can't . ☺
my cleaning people just came Thursday and my room is already trashed thanks guys
Already feeling that 5 hours of dance
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ this is my life
first day of spring and there's snow .
Nerve racking !
I'm such a dreamer it's unhealthy
I don't see us stopping the bengals they have way too much \drive " right now after that touchdown "
Wish i was somewhat drunk right now
It's 30 degrees ..... wut
Guys .... I'm lost on UofA's campus by myself .....
two hours flew by , thank u buddha . now for the next 2 hours
Showing up to class an hour early
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Priceless .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you are my inspiration
So I guess I'm a referee now , first game this weekend ... ⚽
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ omg okay good
My night had gone from bad to worse .
Hahah I feel like everyone I know who has Mr. Powell this year , sits in the same spot I sat all last year ... ya just thought Id share
It's so weird going from HS and knowing everyone and having so many friends to college and having no friends literally
Getting my AP money would have been so much more exciting if $200 of it wouldn't have went to my ticket
\Rats are better than ex albino lesbians " convo with _TWITTER-ENTITY_ "
Did I really just say I was going to shave ? Ha . Hahaha . Hahahahaha . Who am I kidding
Dropping your phone face down then picking it up without it even having a scratch on it is the best thing
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ that's my boy
Forever sending the wrong snapchats to people cause I'm stupid
Last period of the day
I'm a weirdo and I'm okay with that
For Shaes bday we should all go to her house and just beat the shit out of her . It would be funny #happybdayratchet _TWITTER-ENTITY_
I might as well not have a relationship bc judge mental bitches don't want no one happy
Giving Lord of the Rings a second chance
Last day tomorrow
Nothin like runnin around still shopping on Christmas Eve
well there went my GPA ... bye bye
ha bruised hip and now i have cramps , might as well shoot myself and I'll still feel the same way
it was nice knowing all of you , Joey is now going to kill me
Anyone wanna hang ? plz
i told my chem teacher that breaking bad shows me alot of simple chemistry and it backfired on me so bad
Is this real life #HappyTears #FeelingAccomplished
Who needs friends when you have emojis ?? ☺✌✋❤
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ lol I know you so well
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ my phone auto correct it to that .
“ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ : I think I've only shaved my legs once this whole month . ”
Lol _TWITTER-ENTITY_ how my brother asked how old I was
Felt great doing a 30 minute fasted full body workout this morning
My summer was terrible , it went by way to fast & amp ; school is in 10 fucking days
lolol at her . She still saw them . As my pal _TWITTER-ENTITY_ says \what a crack up . ""
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hah before I opened this picture I was like \oh god it's gonna be a picture of a toilet " "
This is almost an exact repeat of last year
Hah , That's wierd because I don't play wizards101 at all . _TWITTER-ENTITY_
Is coughing up blood a symptom of a sore throat ? Asking for a friend .
Thanks _TWITTER-ENTITY_ for making us watch sinister tonight . #nosleep
I hate whoever came bought the whole box of suckers from coach bass
I love _TWITTER-ENTITY_ all of his music motivates me when I work out
Today's been a good day . Beautiful weather , met someone from Saitama , dinner with Erika , got my books , but now I have 2 more classes . ☺
Forgot how bad whitening strips make my teeth feel . Woof . At least I don't have to play saxophone for the next week
At least the movie was good ... Lol
How long does it take for a letter to get to Rexburg from Peru ?
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ yes , two hours away & amp ; the ACT is Saturday morning
I have so much to do over break
I can't take this anymore
could punch someone
The only good thing about not having girlfriend around Christmas is not having to get them something because I'm terrible at picking gifts .
Put in some serious work today & gt ; & gt ; & gt ; & gt ; #amazingfeeling
I'm so tired of being disappointed
Got a nice long run in with _TWITTER-ENTITY_
Watching my sister play just dance #ridiculous
So .... Anyone wanna ask me out on a date yet or what ...
sooo glad the weather cleaned up so it won't be raining at softball practice tonight
I have all of the hollister songs stuck in my head
Funnest night on Twitter , ever .
You're such a tool . #brbdying
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ if that paper _TWITTER-ENTITY_ wrote for you doesn't get him serious points I'm going to be pissed !
Savannah is coming over
This ☺ class ☺ makes ☺ me ☺ want ☺ to ☺ kill ☺ myself ☺
So far I've managed to miss every light
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ technically either way you are staying home
definitely need to stop looking at your tumblr ...
Forever puttin selfies on instaa
If this storm messes with the stars game
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ ah close enough
Ok so I just realized I'm not watching \lol " cause I lost the movie so friends with benefits it is "
Someone riddle me why I have a philosophy paper and bio exam due not even a week before the finals
My crush on oomf is real
It's about time for my car to be cleaned out
Geez all of nb is going to our Christmas dance
ran a few miles now I'm sweatin
Chilling with at my memaws house
If we lose tonight , boy oh boy will I be upset
Idk why people say money isn't happiness cause it sure makes me pretty happy
Woahhh . How rude _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_
It took us like four hours just to make our house in sims . Never even actually played it .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ ...... yeah . riiiiiiiiight .
Oh yah and good thing my senior pic came out good .. fuck
I feel like I'm the only one going to formal
5:46 first mile . 12:15 second mile . 18:41 third mile .
yeah I said that shit but you was thinking it ...
Step daddy didn't even know I was home bc I've literally been in bed all day
I popped my soccer ball
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ yeah and he was like if I were still a cop I'd take you in !!
Team No Friends
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ that's so cute
I just love walking in the house to my mom wearing my $50 yoga pants
Spending more time on Nash's hw than I ever do on mine but at least I'm getting paid
babysitting kids that have not taken their medicine yet is absolutely the worst thing ever !
When I say whatever in a argument , all the other shit you say is irrelevant .
New York next week or a tour of Europe in August .. Decisions Decisions
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you're really in the holiday spirit lately
Braces in two hours
I just found all of my notes from Williams and my ripped up labs and periodic table from chemistry last year that I never burned aww
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ oh okay good
if we have a choice between yogo and abs again im just gonna go with abs
I just wish my cousin's wife would SHUT THE HELL UP . Oh my lawd . #imsorry #shenevershutsup
I forgot to put eyeliner on
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Good morning WARNING I look Rachet
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you're a freshman ?
my Friday night includes watching a documentary on how McDonald's was created & amp ; founded
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ oh woooh i feel a lot better now ! i was pissed haha thanks girl !
Guess who's right side of their sleep button is broken ? yay
Really not feeling to good .
Soooo who's parked in my spot in front of MY house
The ending of Toy Story 3 always makes me sad
I make no sense sometimes
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ soo you were the other sexy bitch on stage
doesn't it suck when your girlfriend doesn't love you enough to stay over again when you need her
Scrolling through my pictures and I find 10 naked pictures of _TWITTER-ENTITY_ and a video ... #ICaaaaaaant
First time I'm actually stressing about school since well ever ... #JustGetMeThroughThisWeek
Lawd that was a workout
Well .... That made me really miss #oomf
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I knoww .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Ian knows he's sweet
I want a boyfriend who looks exactly like Cameron Dallas ... Which means I want Cameron
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ ✌️goodbye we aren't friends anymore .
I already know what my New Years Resolutions are going to be ..
Just at home laying under my heated blanket because it's freezing in here
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I'm pretty excited that we were friends to begin with !! but I'm sorry you feel that way . I'm sure we can agree on other movies
Get to sit in ISD all today today yay
Hopefully this works out
I am such a fast texter so I always feel weird when I text fast to people who don't text fast . I feel like I have to slow my response time
swear there's only one person that can deal with me 100% and can look at me and know what kind of mood I'm in
If you see me around school today , well then I'm sorry . Excuse my scumness today !
Getting my tattoo in a couple hours !
Was supposed to be doing homework on my laptop but I ended up going online shopping #100bucksdownthedrain
My brother is going to be waking me up at 6 in the morning to open presents ..
Maybe my mom will come home tomorrow
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ haha not me
Studied two days for this test , walk into class , check my email , and the professor cancelled class #humpday
I don't give a damn what you say
I can't wait for spring season ⚽️ ....... No
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ don't scare me like datttt
I'm so happy I have to work on the 4th #exceptnotreally
I mean your pretty cute .. Too bad you'd never notice me
just texting you puts me in a good mood
And the break begins
Everyone's excited for senior year but I really just want to get it over with .
big mistake taking another nap today , a 6 HOUR ONE TODAY haha fml gonna be up till 3 again
Alright American eagle .... Jokes over ... you can give me more hours now lol
Can it please rain so I don't feel as bad for buying expensive rain boots ... #comeonrain
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I hardly go there , and when I do I don't think about it .
Am I dumb for having no idea that it snowed in Oregon
I always try to cheer myself up by singing when I get sad . Most of the time , it turns out that my voice is worse than my problems .
Thought I was about to pass out when suddenly I get a bloody nose . Now I feel sick to my stomach . Sweet .
WELL THAT'S A RELIEF
School tomorrow .
lol is calling me a cunt supposed to offend me ?
I'm getting up at 5 am to go Black Friday shopping oh yay
My teacher has been whistling Christmas Corals since September
Ice water for the first time in a week
haha whateva , just going with the flow
ALABMA NEEDS TO KNOW THEY CAN LOSE !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ bro I was having a bad day
any back is already killing me
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ but I can actually see you doing that
Sike college basketball is calming me down
Small world I suppose
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ yay i can sleep on that table bed thing
i leave for california on tuesday and don't have one piece of clothing packed
I'm not looking forward to taking a medicated bath
Why am I at school at 5 in the morning
OH MY GOD I JUST REALIZED THAT HOE DIDNT COME HOME TODAY
Tara and I are having a rough morning
One down , one to go
I can't wait to go to this club on Saturday oh my god
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ oh it was I'll send you the video
Meant to tweet _TWITTER-ENTITY_ but tweeted some other bitch named Morgan on accident #oops
so many softball papers to fill out
we are soo unprepared for halloween . no pumpkins no candy no costumes .
Going through mine and Max's clothes will be the death of me ...
This'll be some springer shit when I say
anybody _TWITTER-ENTITY_ the mall ?
The downside of breaks is that I always forget the date
Why is it that all guys think/care about is cars , money , sluts and pussy ? like I can't deal with all you losers .
Why is trying to talk to you so hard ? Sure it's like treading in a minefield but I love taking the risk it's a good terrified feeling
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I'm trying . That is all that matters
I kinda wanna have ppl over tonight .. But I have no friends so there goes that idea .
The year I actually don't want to miss school I'm fucking sick all the time #itsonlythebeginning
Really hoping I didn't have homework .
Some people are so dumb
Unlike Justin and James ... Stupid video game .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ well considering I haven't slept yet , idk if it's a good or bad idea
I'm such an emotional person .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahahaha lawd
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I don't even care now ayyyy
I just said no bow lesbo in front of my whole class #whoops ☺️ hopefully I didn't offend anyone !!
Sweating out those platinums from last night like woooooooo
I've been the shower for 20 minutes not and haven't done nothing but enjoy warm water
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I don't care
This chicken noodle soup is most definitely the cure to my hell of a weekend
Literally opened every single one of those pictures . Y .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ it's whatever .
Taking pictures upsets me because almost all of them convince me that I'm disgusting
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahhahahahah is that what time u always go ? I go after work lol did u see I wrote doooop on ur paper the other day lol
Wow I've turned into a really bad texter
Someone go workout with me , I don't wanna get stuck in a tornado alone
This blows ..
I hate taking naps during the day beause then I can't sleep at night
You respond w boring stuff and wonder why we never text anymore🆗🆒
It's about to go down ...
I got kicked off a ride . #badass .. #not
I haven't actually hung out with my boyfriend in likes month or so
Off to my 70 minute dentist appointment and I'm hungry this will be fun
Loving these days off
Such a relief remembering we don't have school tomorrow .
Okay let's go ahead and make it five hours .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ wow . My leg muscle looks gross in that pic .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I didn't go
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ aw how sweet , I'm the first one that comes to mind when you're sweating your tits off
Planning my spring break trip ! So excited
I'm being such a baby today already
My entire body just feels so weak and I'm paranoid of getting meningitis from Princeton's recent outbreak .. no joke
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ the fact that I have double practices all week sucks a lot too
Lol bc everyone has a boy but lauren
PreCal makes me want to shoot myself in the face with a loaded gun .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ haha . Any man who gets shot in the mouth and walks away is treating any man ...
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ my boats like a cloud , it moves swiftly ... and looks like cotton candy . seriously tf am I talking about
First night by myself went well actually .
Happy thoughts happy thoughts
I've never swear more than I did today that's a fact . ☀
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ have you seen your soulmate since last night
Update : Jumper cables are currently in Missouri
Excited I dye my hair darker tomorrow but I know it probably won't turn out good
Don't be that guy who tweets his feelings like a female , just don't .
Im done with finals !!!!!
Well I'm not getting a new job tonight , so I might as well enjoy a night out
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ i may or may not be laying out in a swimsuit top and thong .
Wow im actually up past 9 for once
Wouldn't mind Brittany and Justin hooking up due to the fact that I'd be an uncle
Wait no maybe that's a bad Idea .. Cause if someone took me on a date to sauce I'd prolly be obsessing over Evan the whole time
Haven't slept in over 24 hours
Just fell down the stairs
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ did the same thing except it wasn't mowing the lawn .
I have to get up in 3 hours
I LOVE MY FRIENDS !!!! _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_
bout to get in trouble with my granny
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ true , sorry bud how many people are gonna be there
I'm thinking that maybe I just won't go to sleep , I got a whole month to do that
Jumping in the lake the second I get there
I just can't stand you .
I love creeping and making my self sad not
Corporate Taxation problems < & lt ; & lt ; & lt ; & lt ; & lt ; & lt ; & lt ; & lt ; & lt ; & lt ;
Two words .. DUCK DYNASTY !!! So hilarious !
I once tried to rescue a coyote with mange on the side of the road & amp ; not once did I think of the fact that I could've been attacked
Finally done with homework
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Annnnnnd notice I can't even spell on my phone cause it's broken
It just hit me that I'm taking all AP or honors classes next year . Why am I so stupid ?
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I kinda like this one better
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ trying to learn how to drive this stick shift #LordHelpUsAll
Folded towels . Done with my domestic deed of the day
Haha really don't think I can wait a year
probz gonna b crying all day tomorrow
I think I've stopped sweating . 13hr shift in 90+ heat
After tomorrow it will be the same amount of days as thanksgiving break
These kids in my class are so annoying .
Well that's extremely awkward ....
I had a fast recovery
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I was sitting by the rest of the dickson people
All of the black people in Manhattan are here watching this movie ... So about 120 lol
I should just trip you in the hallway when I see you for blocking me
I hate Miley more and more everyday for cutting her beautiful hair off
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ especially by me . I feed you food
If a guy put my nudes on twitter , he'd wake up in the morning without a penis
So hot right now
Or don't reply
Spent the past hour cuddling with Sweet Pea
Can I be away at college now , im tired of getting bitched at
Out . Of . Breath .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ NEVER EVER TAKING A PICTURE W YOU AGAIN
My viz com teacher is so much of an ass he shoved my hand into permanent industrial ink so I threw it on him . don't fuck with mee .
Hey guess what , it's December 22nd and I still have gifts to buy
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ lets go
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ haha so ...
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ WHAT THE HECK
Gym round two with the roommates
gonna murder myself in these heels
my paper is finished
that was a test
S/O to me for bringing Ryan a shake
nothing is better than the feeling after a hard workout
Yeah so I'm doing through like a love crisis right now and I need someone but hey it's all good
Don't you love it when professors put questions on exams that they never taught you at all ? I sure do
Oh Lauren .. What are we gonna do with you
Does someone wanna hangout with me tonight cause if not I'm not getting ready ( somewhat thirsty for friends tweet )
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ holy shit that was closeI almost gave a fuck !!
Fsu has 57 points on the spread
Mineeee f off
I used to be a bum as a child
This clutch is gonna be a lot . oh joy .
I want a cheese pizza from Dominos with a side of cheesy bread . For myself .
My childhood just flash before my eyes ... I'm literally crying inside I can't cry in front of girls though .
Happy 2adays is over
i'm 2 hours away from my house i hope it's not flooding
I just wanna beat the shit outta you so bad but I think about it ... & amp ; I would feel so bad for you
At least I don't have to go to school .
Watching soap operas with Shea , she thinks it's amazing when I call everything that's about to happen #sopredictable
As much as I drop my phone I'm surprised it hasn't cracked yet
S/O to Ricky for ditching me last night !
S/o to the guys who have me a 3% tip on a huge order last night #yousuck
Pretty sure these people tricked us saying this was leadership camp , and it's really just fat camp . I've never walked so far in my life
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ don't tell me you took it off cause of the awkwardness
I have an unhealthy obsession with my prom dress
Well I'm ready to drink again
Justin hasn't tweeted what he said he would yet
102.1 Jamz just said it was snowing ! #PrayersHaveBeenAnswered #Yes
Straight from softball to cheer
“ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ : _TWITTER-ENTITY_ what made my day : seeing a five year old camper running around in his spider man underpants . Lol poor guy
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ that's what I was thinking
My aunts texts right now >
Ryan had a pretty good comeback though
I don't know what's going on right now , I need to educate myself
When you look at your story and think when did I put that on here and realized you had a pic of your carpet and it had been up for 20 min .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ might want to spell check bro
Yeah never mind
Why are my fingers blue
geez _TWITTER-ENTITY_ almost ruined my surprise !
Washing my face . So refreshing .
Only one more week after this
Kevin Garnett has a waterfall dropping off of his head right now
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ tell me about it I should've taken level
If I don't pass this test tomorrow my life is overrr
LOL AND MY DAD JUST LEFT ME HOME ALONE TO GO HUNTING
full house still gets to me . #90skidprobz
You're literally so mean
I love thunderstorms , time to go for a walk
25 days until school ..
if oomf was ever anything less than a douchebag I would question that someone else had his phone
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ ' s snapchats never fail to make my day .
the dentist was lovely this morning
Made my mom cry w the presents I got her ☺️ #WellDoneGwen
Tutoring that lasts till 1:00 AM is my favorite .
So many different group chats
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I seriously liked it just figured your grandma took it because she always takes your awesome pictures
Never suggest longboarding and watching the sunrise to _TWITTER-ENTITY_ ... she will make you wake up at 4:30 to board ..
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ if i knew someone that worked there that loved me enough to supply me with free food and beverages i may consider it
Are you happy or sad or pissed pick a mood cause I can no longer keep up with it
Santa came to my house at 6:45 this morning ... oh the joys of having a younger brother
my boyfriend hates me
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ oh no no you don't need to refresh my memory ha ... haha ... ha
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I think we should make one #timberbitches
I sing them girl songs loud as fuck too
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahaha what a sweet lady
On the bright side I passed all of my classes and am not failing out of college
If I didn't have to get up early tomorrow I would still be there ... But we have so much fun that I wouldn't have mind it !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ oh .. Um ... I see thank .. You ..?
Feel free to laugh at my jokes .
It shows when you screenshot someone's story on snapchat ?? Oh .. noted .
Miley's song got to me
Oh wait I can't even eat right now #fuckthisshit
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I found out about it like 2 weeks ago
Turned on the game just in time to see that grand slam
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ is kicking my butt ! Love it !!
who's ready to watch the VS fashion show and feel shitty about themselves
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ okay guys I'm leaving again .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ oh .... good point
Today mitchell tried to be all cute and I was being so annoying . Hahahha
I manage to let every good thing slip right through my fingers
Extremely productive day !
Yeah I'm just thinking about winging English tomorrow . #done
Well uh .. Heres to shower #3 .. I have issues
If anyone could see my outfit right now
not really sure why I bother texting you anymore
So we're getting a cold front tonight ? Yay ! Not another 80 degree christmas #50degrees #thanksflorida
Go into cvs to buy 2 things come out with 8 #addicted
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ when I go in the store I feel like I'm in heaven
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ jk . LIKE IVE BEEN LOST WITHOUT YOU !!!!!!!! GET HOME NOW
Everyone has found out who their secret santa is except for me
Soooo which one of my many friends here want to make plans with me ....
fuckkkk i have a test today
Shit I'm confused .
My friends Lexi and Sydnee for the night
but before I go to sleep everyone should know something ... IM IN LOVE
It took me about 35 minutes for me to realize it was 2013
wow wow wow wow wow . who knew you could grow attached to someone so quickly .
Time to burn & amp ; sweat out all the food I've ate in the last 2 days
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ they do and it's delicious
Ok .. Lightning & amp ; thunder ruined my happy place
It's all good a Mexican came and got me out _TWITTER-ENTITY_
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ pshhh what tht wasn't me
465 miles left
I hate when I screw up a tweet and have to delete it hoping nobody notices
I was born in a heat wave . Bring it on . ☀☀
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ took me 45 minutes to do my eyeshadow today
The fact that I have practice and positionals tomorrow night means that I actually will fail my physics exam !
On my way to cheer just realized no water
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ wtf where were u standing you take that picture
My whole body feels weak
I really hope people are never able to see if you screenshot their tweets .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ and _TWITTER-ENTITY_ family are my saviors and tyler
IT'S SO HOT ☀
so I put my leggings on inside out this morning and I just realized it
most girls have one set of extensions ... nope not me . I have a whole drawer full ... all different lengths and sizes . #addict ✋
Red Rocks workout #letsgo _TWITTER-ENTITY_
omg so much alcohol in my body right now
McDonald's oj tastes like blowing bubbles ... Don't ask me why I know
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ haha i finally got a good one ... Hopefully you remember
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ all of the above plz
I survived the TR
Yaaaayy time for workouts
thank god I took my red cards out of the mail box
Oh phew ! She entered scores wrong I really got an A- !!
Wedding preparation is so stressful #4days
watching perks to learn what I should do
Idek how I made it out alive
Why am I even in AP physics I literally fail every test
gonna be up so late tonight .
First exam done . #fingerscrossed #PoliticalScience
The amount of work I got to do
I think everything is \so cute " "
Light headed from smelling every scent at Victoria secret trying to find my favorite scents
Oh my Lord I'm dying !!!!!!!!
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I'll watch it sometime ! Tom cruise is hot in the movie Oblivion !
30 page review to memorize by tomorrow morning , I got this ....
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I know her face cracks me up !!!
my foot is asleep . like no ...
To in seconds lol
I can be the most ditziest person ever .. So sometimes you gotta be real specific !
It's okay ... _TWITTER-ENTITY_ will stop bullying me as long as I provide an iPhone 5 cord ...
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ could be worse , could be your first roommate . Hahahaha
my day consists of sending pictures of our cats to each other _TWITTER-ENTITY_
Soo who wants to go to jenisons homecoming with me
I'm a little scared right now
Teddy Grams . Thanks to Justin , I WILL NEVER EVER THINK OF TEDDY GRAMS THE SAME . THANK YOU , MAN .
conditioning with _TWITTER-ENTITY_
I remember getting pumped for almost every holiday as a kid and now it's just like another day to me ... #timeflys
The amount of almond milk I've had to buy lately
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ yeah I know I was just playing haha the problem is getting Garry to not go to you before me
Lol at my sister having a boy over and I had to talk to his dad to make sure an dult " was home "
Finally all my exams are done
Why is it that I sound like Ariana Grande in the shower but like a squealing pig outside the shower
645 will be lovely tomorrow morning
You think it's scary getting your hair cut ? Try watching your 4 year old niece getting her hair chopped off .
Gotta love indirect tweets right ?
Lol having a normal conversation in all caps is our thing . _TWITTER-ENTITY_
Still 40 miles away
the fact that I had to tell my dad how to get out of Richmond is ridiculous ! he has lived here longer than I have hah
Sometimes I fell like washing it off but I remember it's permanent and not sharpie .
145 dollars back from books .... what a great day
I just now ordered my cap and gown
It's like a miracle
Lmao how can this be .. Freaken patriots need to lose #BroncosNation
Richard always catches me doing the most awkward things
Hopefully I'm just worried for no reason
why is it so fucking hot in this bowling alley
Today's my 1st day at this new customer service supervisor position for burlington coat factory im excited !!
I'm honestly the worst liar , it's not even funny .
But it's okay just keep swimming just keep swimming
will someone hang out with me after school
Pissin off the balcony .
Up at 6 AM and my class isn't until 4:15 ... #vyvanseprobs
Literally just got so nervous
9% 35 minutes .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I probably fell asleep ... Hahaha ❤
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ scared me today
Broke my charger and i only have 10 percent so that's awesome
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ what ?!?! She left her memory card on my Computer . She's coming to take it back .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I know , I'm horrible about remembering to turn it off
He's really not ... But that's my WITTLE brudder
I was sweating but i did not pop a Molly
Trying so hard not to nap .
2 weeks and we caught on fire , she's got it out for me but I wear the biggest smile || Misery Business
“ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ : I seriously want to be a private investigator . I'm so good at finding things out . ” creeper
I always post on insta at a bad time but I never remember the next time
Holy basketball game
I love when people tell you they cant go an hour before
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I'll point and laugh hysterically
I'm so glad to be through with my Christmas shopping . #TisTheSeason
My mom wilds out to Bugatti
Thats what I'm saying
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ can't argue there
Not even mad that I have to study for this anatomy test .. as long as I have no more papers to write
of course cheddar has to fuck w him & amp ; keep him up
Just realized I posted an ugly , blurry , selfie looking picture on my story this morning . How embarrassing .
Even sadder bc I don't have a date or money to buy a dress ...
Officially on the road . Whew .
off to Tennessee , cant wait to see my annoying cousins .
Okay , I get the hint , you want nothing to do with me anymore
I spend all of my money on food ...
a sloths poop face & gt ; & gt ; & gt ;
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ barr says he wants to make things \interesting " i feel a workout coming on "
life goes on
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahahah
I miss Ruthie so much omg
Oh im scared now i'm not the shit talker here .
Iff only it were that easy
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ Every black persons dream right there . Or maybe nightmare since I can't swim .
\ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ : _TWITTER-ENTITY_ haha I'm not sure i know how to make my ass clap lmao " lmao how is work ? "
Love having no plans on a Friday night
I've got such a busy day ahead of me . hopefully I'll be back home in time to go to work
s/o to Emily for helping me through all of my emotions
Thank god this kid is sleeping right now , I'm exhausted
So many weird people in this class
No . It was a jokeeee
I feel so close to the wall .
holy fuck cheer tryouts tomorrow
There shouldn't be snooze buttons .. I wear that thing out
I don't think I've ever taken a non ratchet picture with Emily . And even if she comes to see me on the 17th ill still prob look bad
First #TGE I will be celebrating ! Let's hope I don't regret this too much tomorrow
#2013HasTaughtMe you'll be lucky to meet a boy who really wants you for you
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I have to schedule it still cause I missed one
5:15 am alarm
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you know me so well
My honesty is going to kill me someday .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ it's not funny .. Aliens and talking teddy bears freak me out . Everyone has their fears ..
97 Wednesday and Thursday
Can't find anyone to go check cameras with me
I really want to watch the hills have eyes movie but it creeps me out too much to watch alone .. The struggle
I love the Ballard bridge
lol at how tempted I am to text you right now
When your hometown is so small , you the one and only UPS man ... by name . And he knows yours ... #smalltownproblems _TWITTER-ENTITY_
Thanks guys ... I love being home alone while I watch horror movies
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ when I first read this I thought it said ' backwards ' instead of ' backstage . ' It made me giggle when I pictured it ! Hehe
Cleaning out my closet .
I just ate cheesecake for breakfast . No wonder I'm fat
I miss summer so much those were the good days with my friends at the crib .
This flash is blinding me and its making me more awake #snapchatproblems
Wait , sixteen ...
is it 8th period yet ?
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ 800 1600 & amp ; 4x4 ! Alright well thank god I saw this and didn't drive all the way out there
Applications in at Texas Roadhouse , red robin , bdubs & amp ; Perkins
my sunburn is killing me
You know you're from Arizona when you don't own an umbrella
We just saw Bigfoot
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I've been telling myself that for the past eighteen years lol
text me someone please
I love hearing peoples personal issues at ccri in the hallway , I really do .
I am really the only person I'm my class wearing pjs
If only I could fall asleep #dying
Is having red in your hair against Vidor dress code ?
There there Katie
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I know right ? you feel like you wasted the whole day which happened today actually .. Haha
I just sent the longest message ever to Alli
\ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ : _TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahah you are never sassafras so that's so accurate babe " thanks babe I know "
got roped into snow blowing the drive way
id do anything to hang out with emily
Final 8am work till 5 then work 10pm-6am fri work 11-2 then work 3-9 sat work 10-6am sun 10-6 what did I get myself into
Wow is it bad that i miss jersey shore a lot ??
I wouldn't say I have ever really \Fit in " haha oh well #individual "
Can't wait to attack my friends at college❤ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_
I can't wait til I turn 21 . I can just see myself getting carried out of the restaurant because of them $1 happy hr margaritas .
wow very eventful night last night
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ any time but were you serious yesterday ?
Just thinking about how my car is probably snowed in at Fairgrounds rn
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ our conversations would be 10x worse without them .
Pretty sure I ask myself every night what that noise is/what is outside my door
I don't understand why it's physically impossible for di to be on time , ever . not like I have things to do today
Just stalked _TWITTER-ENTITY_ twitter ..
hey tomorrow's a month till Valentine's day lollllll
My actual friends don't even like me
Now that I FINALLY figured out how to work my online course ... Guess what I'll be doing for the next few hours ?
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ that sounds 10x more appetizing don't stress it
Sitting here laughing at this application that I've spent so much time on . There's no way I'm getting in
I'm scared to subtweet anyone now because I feel like Hannah will _TWITTER-ENTITY_ them
The things Tori says !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I feel like we should go see insidious 2 together
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ i just work that one Christmas Eve but it's only like 1-5 so not even a double and then I have one friday
I hope I don't have to third wheel this weekend
Yo _TWITTER-ENTITY_ , I heard they have a barber shop in the new football facilities . You should definitely try to get that job #LineEmUp
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ legit . I feel so relieved now
Sorry I twitch
I've been here for 45 min and I've already killed my legs and my mom isn't picking me up for another 45 min
It's hot af ☀
My mom has a bomb guy over I better go home & amp ; fucks with her
Only ONE cute guy out of all my classes , and that's in first period when I'm 1/2 dead .
All you girls that send nudes to Hunter Moore , I pray that y'all never have someone search your name for a job interview .
No I'm just stupid , & amp ; dumb w/ a hint of ugly . Night twitter .
OMG CRYING OF JOY ! MY WRISTLET WAS AT HOME !
WALKING DEAD ALL DAY > & gt ; & gt ;
Funny how you find out who your real friends are . good luck getting me to like you again ... #lotsoffood
I've been living out of a suitcase for 17 days
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahaha I can't get over this , I was really hoping I could cool my way out of it .. Guess I was wrong
Uggs uggs uggs uggs uggs
seriously starving because I only are corn and a few pieces of steak
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ wow to think he would go to that extent ...... youve made him reach new heights fitz fight with
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ me too you should read the full text above it .. it's painful
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I would say ill make you one buuut I ran outta turkey burgers
I always have such high expectations for NYE night and I'm always let down
Thought I would wake up with my sunburn magically gone but nope my bodies still burning and I still can't move
Great night with Kam , _TWITTER-ENTITY_ and _TWITTER-ENTITY_
I hope we get a good amount of fans tomorrow at our senior night
This big fuzzy body pillow seriously buying four more tomorrow
Bought a new hammock . So I'm now accepting applications to be my boyfriend . Your benefits are sharing the hammock . #summer ☀
And if anyone's wondering .. I diiiid finish that tub of ice cream
Bitch I'm hot as fish grease
I'd probably be a really unhappy person if I actually gave a fuck . Good thing I don't
I totally thought I was home alone at mollies house but her sister came home and I was def talking to myself
- Really Good friend , great racer , nice , and maybe you will see me next year
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ nice reasoning
Im so sore
“ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ : Oh my gosh . My deepest apologies to everyone in public who saw me ... ” I wonder who saw you ...
I didn't even realize it was this late . Time moving on me
still laughing at how Lauren was calling Coach Blizzard Tyler today in Health
Over the break I've completely caught up on Supernatural and AHS on netflix
What's an _TWITTER-ENTITY_ button
I favorite a lot of stuff , my bad
I can't find my ID anywhere .
I still don't know what I got on my philosophy paper or what I got in the class going into the final
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ it's my opinion that she sucks . If you don't like it , I don't care . If you do like it , I still don't care . Bye now .
That 15 hours of sleep Saturday doesn't feel like it did anything
Survived the night I knew I'd be fine even though I was a little dramatic last night
Someone buy me math 24 so I can get good & amp ; beat someone for the first time of my life
I missed a lot while my phones been messed up
seriously almost just passed out in this gas station
my sleep schedule is so messed up . wide awake
GUYS the conjuring was somewhat scary but not THAT scary . Maybe I'm just not a Puss
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ yeah lol
I could walk into work feeling like a million bucks and for some reason all of the happiness and light is gone after I punch in ..
I DON'T GET TO TEXAS UNTIL 8:30
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ \how do you turn on a calculator ??.... Oh wait ..... Duh ""
Ceramics is so hard though
you already love him ?
That excited feeling when you realize your hair is actually getting longer
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ actually it might help me more if you saved me tomorrow
damn that slide was scary
Mary's killin me with her pictures of strangers
This would happen to me and _TWITTER-ENTITY_ so sorry _TWITTER-ENTITY_
I swear when I send long serious and true messages I get so into it and send it I look bad and see all the spelling errors
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ iT was an accident
I just want you to text back but looks like thats not happening so g'night guys
I've been wide awake for the past hour . What is this .?
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ okay . now you're either full of shit or trying to get in my pants ...... #idkwhich
That fact that my whole family is half ranger fans and me and my dad are flyer & isle fans and my mom is the only bruins fans it so funny
i don't think today could get any worse
Caught up in a moment
I need more single friends .
Cat's of Instagram is on twitter .. _TWITTER-ENTITY_
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ OMG MAYBE HES FRIENDS WITH VALENTINE ON THERE AND I CAN FIND MY LOVE
How someone has put up with how difficult I am for going on two years now is BEYOND me .
Jealousy makes you like 10 times uglier than you actually are
So at the haunted prison last night Colton made me go first AND his jumping scared me worse than the actual prison .
Glad I spent my whole day stuck in my house
Finally found my sunglasses !!
Can't I at least have one friend with benefits , is that a crime or am I that unloveable
#tweetyourweakness the Franco brothers
Want to hear a joke ? My face . Want to hear a funny joke ? My love life
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I feel ya !
Rain runs are the best ☔
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ wow jordan hes soo hot give him my numberr
It's sooooooo hot . #Dying
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I love you sweetie , but right now .. isn't the mood . I gotta deal with some bitch
tears of happiness bc no advanced bio stuff in my bag for the rest of the week
* gets home from a long day of wearing tight pants * * changes immediately into sweats *
Lol me and ky just had probably one of the deepest conversations at the basketball game think is changed me forever
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ haha Tanner kinda gave me the look like she didn't know you
ohmygod my cousins dog wont stop barking
Now onto hours of homework
Kinda want to get to where I can again
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ oh yeah I forgot
My cousins & gt ; & gt ; your cousins
These work outs are kicking my ass .... But it feels great !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ being a #BB15 fan is so nerve racking !! AH
Usually cause then I can go back to bed
this drive gets longer everytime we go
“ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ : It sucks to know you just keep disappointing your parents with every move you make . ” ...
Ugh Tuesdays suck
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ kenz this wasn't directed towards you ! Your actually semi acceptable ..
I want to text people when I wake up but then I remember that I'm 3 hours ahead
Oomf is cute af I wonder if he'll ever notice this is about him ☺️
My back fucking kills
Pumped forr this weekend !!
When you're forced to just lay in bed and think ...
I really need to redo my room because it look likes third grader decorated it
The struggle of all my best friends being in a sorority is real when I don't have anyone to go to the jsu game with tomorrow
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I could have won state
It takes me 30 minutes just to get out of bed in the mornings
I need a extra ticket to graduation !!
Come out in the spring to watch track and field where all the ladies ... and the guys are in tights
I hope I pass this quiz tomorrow
Were we seriously playing limbo last night ?
today determines my fate
this migraine of mine is not going to good with Braylens fussiness
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ uhhh , cuz you kept making new accounts haha
Maybe if I looked like Kate Upton you'd like me
I'm missing PLL and I'm PO
My computer is broken
Ad it doesn't sound like a witch !
This puppy will not shut up
Raf slams my door because it keeps opening on him
Now taking applications for a live-in maid just for my upstairs and for laundry
Here we go again im dumb af someone knock some sense into me
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ the situation is funny but I wish I didn't even know it was going on lol
Gonna fail both of my tests today
One of my favorite hobbies is solving big puzzles of like 500 pieces or more . I could literally say up all night for this #MentalFitness
I can never sleep anymore
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ that's what I was thinkin as well
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I don't
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ why does that matter ?
This history review
Forever calling people by their twitter names .
I'm so done with school
Kev and Bobbie come home tomorrow night !!! Omfg I cannot wait ❤
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ really ?
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ ya lol but I mean all my games got chewed up by my pitbull and I STILL haven't gotten any new games
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ that's greattt
Mhmmmm like I don't know already
Be Nice . lmao . I'll Come Then
Sometimes I really piss myself off haha
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I miss you . when are you coming back to Texas ? anytime soon ? ☺️
Seriously like 100 ppl have taken 4 minutes out of their lives to watch my snapchat story in the middle of the night I'm cool with it
I can't sleep I drink . I'm bored I drink . It's the weekend I drink . With friends I drink . Have a reason to drink nearly every time
I bought three new pairs of legging yesterday
I thought someone else's phone was going off all class but it was actually mine #Oops
I think she noticed
Movie made me cry last night . #incredible .
Honey , get the fuck out of my face . Before you get smacked .
I fell asleep and I was snoring and Leilah took a picture
just ran 5 miles _TWITTER-ENTITY_
Can't wait to leave for school #VSU17
so i just finished with vector
I mean it's cool if you wanna talk to a million other girls , but just let me know ahead of time next time so I don't get my hopes up
When _TWITTER-ENTITY_ facetimes you in the middle of her class #dying
I gotta quench my late night thirst somehow !
So the movie was sold out but I got new shoes , a scarf , and a bunch of running best . Stupid sold out movie making me spend money
My pregame meal consists of 4-6 ibuprofen ...
And I'm done studying
Sometimes I think I use too many emojis and then . Well . . Uk ?
oh my god
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ this is not ok ........
someone wanna text me and explain what this airdrop thing is on ios 7
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ and when he says that stuff my face = but in my head I'm like
What's a holiday without some family drama to ruin it all ?
And Christine and I get to stay there alone for a couple days
i literally just want to cry right now because i'm done with east asian civ forever
Wish I wasn't a cow so I could wear a bikini
so glad I didn't get ios7
So fucking pissed . My massage person didn't call me and remind me my massage was today so I wasted $50 cunt
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ omfg I'm crying omfg lololololol I can't
Okay , I might be a little psycho
I eat Wendy's every night it's a must #addicted
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ not meeeee
Losing your phone is the scariest thing in the world . #founditthough
Half this medicine in my house is mine and I don't know how to pronounce it
I bought my first pair of janoskis How much shit am I gonna get
I shower at this time almost every night now . my neighbors probably hate me
Really hate iPhone chargers bc they break so easily
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ there are more pictures of us running around with those damn dots on our heads
What's more American than blasting \My President is Black " while driving the streets of Wolfe City ? "
I think I'm just gonna sit on my couch and eat Cheezits .
This is the time I need friends
Girl Code and Ridiculousness > & gt ; & gt ; & gt ;
Who knew that a science class based off of concepts that early/elementary ed majors will be teaching would be so difficult
I'm glad you aren't
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ belly rolls
Never thought I would say this , but picking up my brides maids dress for my moms wedding
My baddd ...
I actually want to cry It's been one whole year
I would have Baker's & amp ; Alfandre's midterms in the same day #hardestclasses
OHHH and on top of that I have to be up in like 2 hours to go fishing and Iv only got 2 hours of sleep #awesome ❕
Apparently Mangos have a lot of carbs in them ... Explains why they're my favorite #ILoveCarbs
\I mean who wouldn't love this guy ? Wait a lot of people fucking hate my guts ! " _TWITTER-ENTITY_ #haha #truthcomesout "
It's really hot out
My grades are actually good
I really need to stop making plans with people then blowing them off .. #sorrrry #busybusybusy
Too many kids .
someone come over you provide the food and i provide the netflix .
I regret my choice of getting a black car with black interior during summer in Florida ... #badchoices #dying
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ ' did you know ' would be a question , correct ?
One perk of living on the hill is not being able to nap because the band is playing #ECU
having to wake up early then I would have to for school to babysit . & lt ;
Im ready for Friday .
Well ole Russell made the yearbook with a beer ...
I'm sick so if I served you good today , SURPRISE ! You have a cold
I had Buffalo Wild Wings for dinner last night . For lunch today . & amp ; for dinner tonight again .... Gunna eat salad for a month now
I just laughed so hard at all of Rodgers snapchats of _TWITTER-ENTITY_ trying to fight someone OMG
You're pushing me off so much
Finally at the New York house
Sweats the best !!
Tonight has been gd alhumdullah made a new friend , engaged in twitter drama and found out my wife likes black guys great night lmaoooooo
Y'all are still sleeping tho
Seriously the most unproductive weekend ever
Nobody knows my excitement right now
not looking forward to this mile + workout were doing tomorrow
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ your lying . WHAT .
Welp just cut my own hair based off a Pinterest tutorial ..... yolo ?
Napoleon Dynamite with my homie .
Getting stuck on an elevator with 25 people wasn't on the to-do list last night
Forever late to my recitation
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you deserve that too
I can't wait for this day to be over
I swear I'm bugging the shit out of you because I want out of the house so bad . #freebird
18 hours of work down . haven't slept in 28 hours , still going strong NOT
Is it 2:35 yet ?
My sister and I have SUCH different tastes in men .
I'm sorry ! I get destracted
Good thing I get 10 bonus points on that final !!
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ oh right . Guess I skipped a big age gap there .
Your just trying to make me mad but I'm not sweating it Because he called you a fake bitch doeeee ✌
In guess nothing left to do but shake it off and keep my head held high
Ahh what to persuade people about tomorrow .
seeing coach tomorrow morning is gonna be hard for me .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ lol that just means holding out for as long as you can . But the awkward level would be high I hope you get it though !!!!!
Work is like an oven today
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ can I have it
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ thank you ! The time doesn't change here but it says 10:25 right now .. then we drive 2 miles down the road & amp ; it says 9:25
Do i keep hearing shit or am i just going crazy
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ if I get one more job request I'm going to hire someone to kill you . ✋
Every guy I end up liking just wants to be friends cause were too closebut of course the guys I could never see myself w like me
I just fucked your bitch made her walk home
Back on that running and ab workout grind
I have never driven in the snow before ... Lol
So many interceptions ... But it doesn't really matter since I'm cheering for both teams
Hailee is finally eating .
Karma hit you hard
Shouldn't drink all the time if all you do is rage
Well stealing the pike banner was unsuccessful
I'm going home tomorrow instead of Wednesday now omg I could cry of happiness
I think I need more wine now _TWITTER-ENTITY_ is about to come in clutch
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahah every time she called I was sleeping
Watching Texas Chainsaw Massacre
My furniture is finally all here and assembled
We can all be friends here
I've hit that point when I have to turn off the tv to text cause I can't think straight
Uh oh breannas parents are home
sooo kamryn pooped in the lake today
MY BIKE JUST GOT HERE & amp ; I HAVE TO GO BACK TO WORK BUT AHHHHH ❤️
laughs at myself to hide the despair and disappointment ☺️
Going golfing for the first time ever , lets see how this goes
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ just one more game
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ mine appears to still be there so I don't know where your's went .
I have a crush on you and I don't even know you
Finally get home from a pretty long day and I'm going to be so tired #BestDay #sleepy
So relieved ☺
Three more hours ... I got this
Wow I literally cannot take my own advice #makingthingsharder
Torn is crazy ... Just spent 600 dollars on an ounce of wax .
Should have take _TWITTER-ENTITY_ advice
These huge dark circles under my eyes are really doing wonders for me today
Swaggity swag only one going to the CDO game and I don't even go there
So glad someone agrees
Conquered my biggest fear
I'd rather play in the rain then be workin
That relieved feeling you get after you've sneezed & gt ; & gt ; & gt ;
I keep talking to my family , and then I realize they can't speak English . #germanprobz
The fact that they told me that I won't be back till July the earliest
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ oh no ... he's gone
i love cereal's mom . especially when she's drunk
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I like history
I wonder if #oomf will text me tonight
Not much of a cuddler but right now that's all I want
My computer just reset itself to how it came out of the box 
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I put those bc babies would die ..............
My hand is cramping
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you'd get a lot of likes if it was on Instagram
I'm going all the way to Athens just to see family members that probably don't even like me
Where are my intelligent , honest , thoughtful , quirky , tall , well dressed , physically fit , passionate , sexy men at ? For real .
I can't wait to be done with dunkins ! Today will be fun
Finally home from 6 hours of church #mormonprobs
I smell like bacon from cooking breakfast this morning .... That's a turn on right ? #probablynot
Hopefully my parents pick me up from work this tine
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ You caught me off guard , sorry
I haven't had lunch
Been roofing this house since 7 . Tell me I'm sexy .
Pulling muscles = my life
Considering I have no motivation I am really considering hiring a personal trainer .. That may do the trick
I now only have 156 pictures on my phone
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ who are you again ?
I creep so hard ...
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ HAHA proud of ya , Em
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I did not wear those !?!
Nothing like missing the playoffs by two points
Hey I can at least say I have left my dorm today
really not looking forward to driving to class THANKS RV ILL BE DRIVING ON ICE
1 in the morning feels so early for me considering ive been going to sleep at 3 these past couple of days
I just told Torey I was 15 .. No I'm 14
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ oh ya know me tooooo ... my human geography text book is a hoot ! It says the funniest things !! And it's patient with me ..
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I figured I was alone on that one
It's okay everyone , don't panic : SPONGEBOB IS NOT CANCELED . I REPEAT , NOT CANCELED ! that is all .
Slept for 4 hours . Guess I won't be sleeping tonight
I have a toothbrush over here now ...
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ SHE IS SO FUCKING CUTE
In desperate need of a beach
But I don't really say much .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ tell me about it , I'm sitting in the doctors office just repeating those words haha
Adam is so miserable , SMILE ☺
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ that movie was perfect last night !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ gee thanks suckkkkkkk up
i honestly don't remember a lot of things that girls usually do in a relationship .. im just not that sappy
no worries at all
I'm about to hit that 3500th tweet
So bored ! Someone hit me up with plans !
SOMEONE COME OVER . THIS MOVIE IS MESSED
I apologize for the inconvenience of you thinking I actually give a fuck
Did I say 2 ? Because I definitely meant 1
didn't even finish my physics test ... which was 10 questions .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I'm take drivers Ed
Disgusting ..... really though have fun
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Got my wings today
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ oh for sure
Hooray for kids camp
Can't watch the game , and I have nobody to talk to anymore . So looks like I'm gonna make my mom happy and do school .
I have so much stuff I have to do for health
Back in town only to leave again Monday
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Chad !!!!!
my mom thinks it's okay to run the sweeper really early on the morning . #letsnot
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ lol actualllyyy not tonight
Finally used the nail polish my ex's mom got me for Christmas . Gah , I actually really , really love it
Just did like 70 math problems nbd
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ more than your fat ass . Learn to do a preacher curl right dipshit
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I'm glad you got laughter out of my pain
Almost just died 4x's no big deal or anything
Wake in the morning with a six pack and when I go to sleep at night I'm trying figure out when my baby is due . Haha
Hahaha pretty sure I just bombed this English essay✌
This weather is killin me .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ forreal ..? That sounds odd
Those selfies were prob horrible too
These Christmas remixes on my trap radio are just soo catchy
Apologizing in advance to whoever has to look at me today
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ that was actually really thoughtful of her to genetically give that to you
One class and then back to sleep I go
You make me wanna shoot myself
Wow I used the wrong your
sweating bc I'm gonna see Nicole today
Why are these girls laughing so much
Christmas is so close !!! I can almost smell the mistletoe I won't be kissed under ...
I Don't Agree
Heading back to Perry High School .
well at least I got out of English 20 minutes early
I just listened to this mixtape 3 times thru
Yessssss ! home now back to bed #sucessfulNight
That awkward moment when I already have a 16% in Omstead ...
Went to go get the mail the first time in 2 months . Needless to say that my mailbox isn't a mailbox anymore . It's a home for cockroaches
I need a shot to calm my nerves after that math test
Back at it in 2 hours
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ haha welcome to chimney cock
Karma's only a bitch if you are ✌
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I can't decide if I like breaking news by _TWITTER-ENTITY_ or god of rap by _TWITTER-ENTITY_ better
I have so much to do ... Ah !!!!
I am in complete and utter shock right now ... I feel like this isn't real or someone is just playing a joke on me ....
So many people live in the shores and I hangout with absolutely none of them
I have really bad anger issues
And oh look at that , Pirates down 4 in the first !
I guess it's time to do drivers ed
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ we need an agenda for all these dates
I absolutely love unloading ALL THE GROCERIES BY MYSELF . It's just so thrilling .
He might not have no hair but he can sure play basketball
Finally going to get a goodnight sleep tonight for the first time in a week
You are so fake !!!!!!!!!
where's #oomf when I need him
Stilll puttin off that homework ..
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I'm like dying haha make the laughter stop
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ maybe it's their company policy that they have to ?
I need to get back into shape , I miss wearing jeans
I'm the only one who doesn't want it to ice .. #FlightTomorrow
My mom makes us go grocery shopping together now we are watching a movie together .. #yayfamilytime
Well .. that wasn't too bad
I don't know why I decided to wait until tonight to do this project
Yay now i dont have collin or zelma at school
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I mean I wasn't crying or anything
Someone teach me how to be a woman #girldudeprobs
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I'm alive after the baseball game
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahahaha toooo funny
Hahaha I need a date to homecoming
If Harkins didn't check ID , that'd be great . Cause then someone could go see Bad Grandpa with me . But nobody's 17 yet
I'd do national bestfriend day but I have no more bestfriend
I feel like a jerk because pretty much everyone and their mother gets my tweets to their phone and I don't get anyone's .
Woooo It's ok everyone , my hair has been re cut _TWITTER-ENTITY_
It's time to go to sleep .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I'm glad I finally know what \omf " means "
This bruise on my knee #OWWWW
You've got to be kidding me
Dude today was fun and its only 1:30
spending my day sitting in the lobby of a hospital
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ uhmmmm noooo
Lol not gonna lie , i'm honestly very nervous for this commercial , you all will see it
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Hahaha I just about cried they're so cute
I'll be up at 8 am sharp
wow I'm so out of shape
I guess I should probably keep studying for this exam
Need a 78 on my precal final to pass for semester
So glad I have the day off tomorrow
Overslept through second period and the school didn't even call my parents
So far surf fishing I only caught one thing ... A crab
I look & amp ; feel like shit
Well now that everyone knows where _TWITTER-ENTITY_ is , I don't need to keep it a secret
\I don't need alcohol to make bad decisions " "
Kanye west just blasted off of gabys phone .... GOOD MORNING
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I would much rather be called acidic
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ i know ☺
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ lol buy me chocolate milk and answer my texts ok thx deuces ✌✌
this emoji stresses me the hell out . It's like a little smiling yellow guy profusely sweating .
Sami comes over every day like even when I'm not home . She practically lives with me
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ oh thank god hahahaha i wanna goooo
I'm so immature around my friends ..
I look back at those videos and say .. This is why I am single
\ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ : Moms watching a video of old lady's twerking can u not " I CANT EVEN HAHAHAHAHAHA "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ cheer the fuck up .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ its too cute when he tries to make a joke and no one laughs or gets it
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ oh it's creeping on up
My anxiety definitely kicked in when zach asked to prom in front of the whole school
I been hot & amp ; cold all day
Meeting with my coach
My mom just knocked over a whole rack of earrings at American eagle ..
I realized I won't be at summer school for second semester , yet imma still be helping Magor .
I just painted the best penguins logo and I'm so proud
I've been here for 30 minutes and I've already ate more food then I have all week ..
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ good one
literally a freezer in here
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ YES SAME , it is so frustrating like I'm never good enough
Mine and _TWITTER-ENTITY_ car rides
I hate presenting to the class
ssososoo happy that I don't have to go to school tomorrow #shopping #moa
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ dude i just got my first iphone . I carries around a ghetto shit phone and a fucked up ipod for like 4 years .
The only reason I'm going to this baby shower is for the cake
My sunburn is making me too hot to sleep .
economics , trig , an anatomy tests today
Very thankful I had braces
literally sweating my fucking face off right noww
Can I make the kids I'm babysitting tonight routines to do and counts idk what to do with real life children
Literally parking on the street because I hate backing up in _TWITTER-ENTITY_ driveway
Not even sorry
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ love you
Hard to juggle everything going on #justoneperson
I am making my mom so mad
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ all I have to do now is the essay
Maybe up just move to Philadelphia so I can get my license sooner .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ sorry I don't tweet about stupid shit
It feels so much better with that off my chest
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ not a chance I'll come visit soon tho
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I didn't know what the difference between diesel and regular fuel was
Wow I really love flight delays
When Nina begged me to watch Teen Mom she didn't tell me it was 2 HOURS long
I put the read receipts on angels phone
Lol Cody told us all he fucked this girl and we asked her and she said fuck no
92 degrees ?! Can we please just go swimming instead of going to school tomorrow ? ☀
I don't understand ap stats
I'm babysitting while watching Food Network . When did I turn into a stay-at-home mom ?
Gym time ..
Oomf didn't subtweet me back last night
Went shopping whew exhausting but it was awesome
At Cuyahoga falls pep assembly I fell up the steps , in front of everyone . At Ellets pep assembly I fall down them , in front of everyone . Ha
both of my parents snore
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ thanks !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ : The Yanks won't be the same without _TWITTER-ENTITY_ good pick up Marlins , on the other hand , hope you don't go bankrupt
Maybe I'll get asked to leave class . Again !
Someone let me borrow their umbrella please ☔️
I only got 4 hours of sleep for a 3 hour practice ....
So glad I only have one final and POSSIBLY a second . But no more then that
Pretty excited for later .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ omfg , I know .
Modeling call back tonight #nervous
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ idk nat _TWITTER-ENTITY_ can do it pretty well lol
Gonna be up all night again writing this damn Econ paper
I know you got shit to do , but baby tonighttt , don't be selfish with ya body babbyyy , this what i been wanting latelllyyy .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ ohhhhhh it's real ! Real cardboard
Arkansas ain't ready for us _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_
That awkward moment when someone skinnier than you calls themselves fat ...
Gosh almighty he's perfect
those were crucial ... and life ending text messages .
me & amp ; _TWITTER-ENTITY_ are geniuses right now for sureeeee
I wouldn't be sleeping much
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ if you want bc we'll both look gross together
It took me way to long to make that Mario emblem on Black ops #Mario
I feel so clean ! #Shower #Shaved
I'm sitting here cracking myself up with my own snapchats
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ you were soooo close to calling me lianus and I would have scremed
When the button on jeans burns you when they are straight out of the dryer
KIM FOUND MY PHONE ❤️
Mom said that if I got straight A's this semester I could go to NYC for New Years ... Lol pretty much fucked that up
Traffic traffic lookin for my Chapstick
I really don't want to play this tournament this weekend
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ for a minute I thought you were joking but then you actually like really cried
Hahaha I honestly don't know what's going on right now
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I'll be honest wish I hadn't said that- only did cuz I saw a bunch of girls tweeting about it like they really liked it
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ yeah I don't even know
My eyes burn already I can't wait to get those yellow drops in
boutta sleep good lol
I don't even know what I just did wait whaaaat
I love having no feeling in half my leg and the other half in ridiculous pain lol
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ okay good bc I didn't know if me like sleeping in your attic was offensive but yay
Fell going up an escalator today #lulz #whatislife
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Psshhhh I'm about to be at work lol
WIENNIE COMES HOME TOMORROW OMG OMG OMG IM SO EXCITED
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ I'd say something but I better not
Honestly about to have a mental breakdown at this point
Time to relax
my siblings reaction when I told them _TWITTER-ENTITY_ was coming home tonight & gt ; & gt ; #sohappy
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I miss you to fml
the most intense and frustrating conversation with Landry oh my god
Went to Nashville with 4 pairs of shoes , left with 7
So I'm not gonna be able to text anyone or tweet or anything all day bc no wifi and nobody will turn my phone on cool
I swear to G I just got 100% on my Psych Exam !!! It pays off staying up for 48 hours straight !!!!!!!!
idc if you hate me because all i want is for you to be happy and if hating me makes you happy then fine
It seems like the ugly always takes pics of their faces and the chubby Takes pics with their body
No biggie just presenting the work that will get me my first Bachelor's Degree in Political Science on Monday #gasp
I'm ugly and I'm proud
I spent last New Year's Eve with 7 people who hate me now .
The past 3 snapchats that _TWITTER-ENTITY_ has sent me have the exact same facial expression . Hmm wonder why ...
With a lot of drugs .
Go home from school . Eat . Nap . Run . Sleep .
omg I'm the worst nanny ever . I completely forgot I had to babysit tonight .
I just can't wait to drive everywhere
USA probably got the hardest group for the World Cup
Someone wanna let me borrow a hoodie tomorrow ?
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ don't think I'll ever understand it
Going from my house to a shit bucket in west ishpeming < & lt ; & lt ; & lt ; & lt ; & lt ; & lt ; & lt ; & lt ; & lt ; & lt ; what the fuck is going on ?! #pissesoff
Is this emoji . Supposed to be like sarcastic or what ?
Turns out I may be staying in East Haven when I move after all
Going to see Sound of Music at RCT , and let me just say that I am terrified of getting into a wreck . #helpmelord
I have dated some of the weirdest guys in America ... I have pretty horrid taste sometimes .
Pop a I'm woo !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ haha . haha . HA .... ha . no stop .
Once again searching for a new place to live for the time being
2 1/2 hours left with only 11%
Cannot wait to go to the gym when I get home and sweat all this alcohol out
Lol how did I know today was gonna be such a bad day
i hope my mom plans on waking me up in the morning because i dont like to set alarms
I thought my screen cracked for sure
I feel like a true adult every time I drink coffee in the morning before work
i'm so excited for financial wellness .....
I don't .
Talladega Nights ; Ricky Bobby love this movie !
To get a job at JC Penny or not
I can't wait to go to work tomorrow
eating so many Pringles what is a waistline
Four miles down for the day !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ well thank gawddd #relief
Remember when Layton asked when Christmas was ? Well he just topped himself asking when New Years was #toocute
Ok , I'm getting ideas , again . Man . I love my job . And I haven't even gotten there yet !
I like that my fall break is fully devoted to studying and I'm still concerned it's not enough time
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ free shipping over all orders more than 50 dollars
I can't even deal with this
Showed up at home wayyy later than I should have and moms cool with it #gottaloveher
Shit . Just . God . Weird . But that tends to happen than often with me .....
Tmrw im getting trippy . Hopefully I don't vomit everywhere in front of the cops again
BEST NEWS OF THE SUMMER ❤ _TWITTER-ENTITY_
She called me Nathaniel
When three people tweet the same thing .... i get nervous
my dogs are seriously sitting upright watching cujo with me ...... they think they're getting ideas . lol ....
How I managed to pull this off escapes me ... Atleast I saved my ass for English tomorrow
Lacrosse lifting , class , soccer game , lacrosse practice yay Tuesdays
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ im not hungover
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I kind of like it , but no one else uses it yet so I guess I just wait till it becomes popular ... Lol I should be studying tho
Are you kidding me
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ I'm glad we're all in this together < 3333
My mom still has yet to notice my freshly cracked screen ...
I'm on page one of this book and we had a Socratic seminar tomorrow
My lips are so sunburnt
No one to share this with but it's okay
Finally done with all these study guides
So far in college I have done more homework than my whole entire high school career ! And I've done all of it ! ✏ #thestruggle
I wish I could give all my friends cute little candy presents like some people do . Buuuuuuut I have no job or money .
Sometimes I hate when people catch on to my subtweets .
I suck at answering texts .
We have discovered tonight that _TWITTER-ENTITY_ and I have identical terrible laughs ! And it makes me laugh more when I laugh bc of it ☺️
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ nooo someone made weed peanut butter then put it on the crackers ! They were pretty good
I actually like my schedule ... all except for physics #killme
I hate English .
I had a dream last night that I met _TWITTER-ENTITY_ and _TWITTER-ENTITY_ and I was so happy then I woke up and legit cried .
And it's only Wednesday #2moredays
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ well I definitely think we are cooler then _TWITTER-ENTITY_ #forsure
I crack my bones too much
Well that was a waste of makeup .
I'm a bad person , but not as bad as you guys .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ what does this mean . I have a fish tank with no water & amp ; rocks .
study hall round 2
I've been cooking and baking since yesterday . Not many girls even know what the word cook means now a days ' .
My ER outfit is cute doe
I always meet so many new people . but then , I forget names by the next day
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ it did the opposite for me haha I would be so scared now after watching that show
Haha omg why me ?!
Tonight > & gt ; & gt ; & gt ; & gt ; & gt ;
I can't sleep and have to be at work in three hours
I still think to this day that 7th grade was the hardest grade so far lol
I'm in the mood to rock out and play some guitar hero
People on facebook trying to act like gangstas or some . Hahaha !
Thursday next week that is
Seriously though you would have heat stroke in here
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ oh yeah !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ it's not
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hold your horses ✋
My dad's Hanukkah gift came on the last night of Hanukkah ☺️
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ WELL I DON'T WANT YOU ANYDAY
Neighbors in another county
Ive eaten so bad the past 2 days at Abby's .... oops
Crying on Christmas Day
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you should've had her tonight .
I'll have mixed emotions if I get up and they call off school in the morning
Here I am thinking I'm some kind of insomniac when in reality iced tea has a shit load of caffeine in it #nosleepever
I'm not even tired .... #whyme
Since its disgusting and raining outside I already know it's about to be soooo humid in the morning
I really suck at drive thrus ...
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ uh hi there stranger
Can't remember the last time I was this happy ☺
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ oh my Hahahaha
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I hit at least $75 every time I fill up
Straight up . I am about to strip down to nothing it's that Hot in my room
Apparently if I get a 99 on my pre cal exam I can end with a flat 90 for the semester ... ha
“ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ : Sometimes I talk to my dogs more than I talk to my friends . ” Yeah this is my life
So I can totally shave tomorrow .
I have to go to bed
5 hours of SAT .....
My tech exam was completely bullshit
I'm getting more and more excited about staying with tor college boyssss _TWITTER-ENTITY_
What a way to wake up
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ one of them will die a horrible death
Well Thanksgiving round one was a complete success thanks to yours truly ... Now to study for the next two days & amp ; then round two on Sunday
Made up my mind . Now I'll just wait . We'll see how this goes .
What is happening to me
Idk what I'm gonna do when you're gone
I'm a great freaking person
Drop and give me 20 you candy ass ! And what was your question ?
Feeling relived !
THANK YOU ALYSSA FOR PRE-PRE SEASON
This huge ass bee just flew by me and my life flashed before my eyes
correcting my dad in horror movie trivia #LikeFatherLikeDaughter
Still an hour and ten minutes left of church and I only have 42% battery left
You can say I'm an alcoholic
okay I was pretty nervous for workouts today and now that I see y'all's tweets I'm just terrified
Another good workout !
ugh i have to get up at 9 tomorrow
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ actually pass the class bc I'm pretty sure I'm making you dumb when I explain things to you that aren't even right
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ sorry pay . princess Mallory said no
submitted my project with 1 minute left ... i need a drink
Damn girlllllll .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ HAHAHAH will do
LOL thank you katie . people probs think i was being a snooty patootie .
Pretty excited about watching Bad Grandpa tonight .
Ice cream and a park sunset date ? Cuteness overload I think I'm dead
I basically almost spoiled the whole Santa thing for caige
and a baseball player
brooke and I got in trouble for hitting eachother in English .
Found the wallet .
Too much studying too much work
Some girl came up to me and asked if I bought my kandi at tomorrow world , I literally laughed in her face
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ why do you always say stuff like that i was just over there before i went outta town
' I just talked to Jesus , be said what up Yeezus '
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ I pick kanasa cause that's from my fave movie
I just bought so much stuff on eBay
kidding karla is going to be the death of me
That was fun ... my mom and grandma dancin
biology midterm today
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I fell asleep last night hahaha
I'm Gucci , no sweat
Not going to school tomorrow #MyLifeRocks
Why do you have to be so darn cute !
Long day . Oh my .
Too many people named Morgan #soconfusing
uhm I have to sit in the car all day tmr and then sit some more on friday
Talk about anxiety I LOVE VOLLEYBALL
So happy none of my friends have embarassing pictures of me
I hate the face expressions people make when i tell them we playing O'dea tonight .. So what if they top 5 in the state ?.. We got this !
This math test tm
Joke's on me I guess . Remind me to never think I like someone ever again
I still don't think I wanna be your friend .. But it's to mean to tell you !
Popped a Molly I'm sweating
woke up at 5:30 on my day off
Tomorrow's the senior class picture during this period & amp ; I'm the only junior in this class so what am I suppose to do
I just watched a documentary about people who has a disease where they eat 24/7
Only three more semesters .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ dude I'm with you
But then I remember I've been single for 15 years soooo ... Aha
So many cute guys oh . my . gosh .
Chicken Little is on
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I love you even though I look chinese
Packing is so tedious
Lets see what this hot yoga is all about !
who wants to help me with my research paper
The worst thing about being a senior is having to listen to so many different college recruiters .
Nothing was the same album - straight bedroom soundtrack ✨
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ yeaaa about that
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ can't wait to watch the _TWITTER-ENTITY_ tonight on #thesingoff on #nbc ❤️
Fuck the bus
Considering a solid 60% of the class was not finished after the 2 hour end mark , I'd say the curve on that one is gonna be magnificent
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ it's only 22933 degrees in my room
I get to play with _TWITTER-ENTITY_ this weekend #FINALLY
Been like 5 days til I've slept alone .. having withdrawals
I get so lonely when my sisters go to soccer practice
I slept with my mommy last night ❤️☺️
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ omg that show was so funny ! Remember how they had to audition for it at the beginning represent where they were from #sostupid
Where is _TWITTER-ENTITY_ .... Any idea _TWITTER-ENTITY_ ??
Appologies to everyone I freaked out on because I didn't get my State Champion jacket , Shea got it for me for today #phew #damnitshea
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ LOL ! I can't believe I didn't think of that !
So happy my room isn't freezing right now
If I actually wake up from this nap it will be a miracle
I have 5 quizzes tomorrow
Talked about ways to make extra money at work with the ladies tonight ... Be a stripper , run drugs , sell drugs are my options apparently .
Love Spending most of my day at Tigard High school . Defiantly my favorite school .
When am I not wearing a sweater
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I would too
I hope I don't get in trouble for posting it in the place where next weeks assignment is supposed to go
Hoping I can wake up nd be at work by 8 but I mean probably not
here I am . on a Saturday night . in college . in my dorm . doing laundry . #turnup
Christmas movies on regular tv .... I wanna shoot myself in the face . Max won't let me change it .
Did not even know Awkward was an hour tonight .
Getting through the rest of this week should be interesting
The hummer shouldn't be easier to drive than my truck
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you're welcome for sleeping over you don't have to keep sending me flowers thanking me for being your friend ..
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ baaaahahahahahahaahahahaha I was talking about food #however ...
If i cares what you had to say i probably would have listened to you last time you talked to me
If you can pay my bills then maybe we can chill
Turning on all the lights because no ones home and I'm seeing/hearing things in my house again .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ only out of love , trying to make you a stronger person ..
I really wish this girl would stop snapping me _TWITTER-ENTITY_
I will only snapchat a few people in the mornings .
Im tried now . Brooke is heavy
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ sorry don't have the digits blondey
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ ☺ tell me how this looks
Countdown till 12 to tell ppl you're thankful for them before thanksgiving is over
I could have a lot of nice things , instead I have a horse #MoneyEater
So much sweat
Guysssss . Life is gonna be so much more not stressful .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I don't know who you are , why are you talking to me ?
Why is this so funny ?
The problem with practice is that I condition and work out but then I burn off the calories so I'm hungry again
Forgot about the Kess Test tomorrow .
When you think your getting pulled over but it ends up to be the person in front of you & gt ; & gt ; & gt ; & gt ; & gt ; & gt ; & gt ;
When your dog poops in your bed #youredonepippa #iwillfindyou
You act like I'm scared of you or something just cause you're older then me doesn't mean I'm scared of you I'll beat the fuck out of you .
Welllllll .. That went smoother than I though .
My dad's so racist .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ bad because its my first one and it had a lot of detail
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I don't remember how to do any of it
Good thing we ain't going there ✋
Breana & amp ; Baillie are having a snapchatting war & amp ; me & amp ; haven are just sitting here like uhhhh .
Hey btw your boob is hanging out
Okay finally got my senior pictures scheduled
I'm so happy only _TWITTER-ENTITY_ has truly embarrassing pictures of me
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you alive bro ?
It felt good to run with syd .
Damn lol never gotten so many favorites on a picture before
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ it's real . It's so real
Too much caffeine and water ☕
Savanna wants me all to her self
I feel like today's gonna be a boring day
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ oh , did you ?
texted jake minus 1 week until prom " and he didn't answer there's no reason i should be concerned right ?? "
Regretting cookies for breakfast on that walk to Hagan
109 days until winter☀
I snap chat the ugliest pics of myself
Gonna ready the urban dictionary so I know what all this slang means
Someone talk to me omg
I could have literally sworn there was a person standing by the kitchen bathroom , but it turned out to be my dad's new gold clubs
Sloots piss me off
And my ask comes to a halt .
When you don't get your clothes back ...
I'm really about to make an ask thing ..
We have been in the car for 12 hours and still have 2.5 hours to go
So I left my flat iron plugged in all day .... Thank goodness it didn't burn do the house
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ I just think its funny that you sound like a man now ..
So now that my life's over
seeing alyssa at lindbergh again was definitely the highlight of my day
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I know right . OMG I'm gunna talk to u about it at school . But litrerally won't be there til Thursday
\Once you graduate college loose all connections with this town ! Never come back !!! " -my dad "
I actually might gain some weight guys
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ idk how many times I've been called that
Had a dream that the government attacked us
Remember kids , don't throw your cig butts out the car window . I almost got a $1000 fine because of that
I always just end up already being sweaty from work when I go to the gym after . Cleaning tanning beds is an awesome workout in itself
Going to sleep at 8 , turn down for what ?
So much for family time
I tend to freak out when someone gets to close .. Its such a problem .
So I have no kitchen and no heat downstairs never renovate a house
Sure would be nice if I could swallow without feeling like razor blades are cutting my throat up
I've been reading Kings James Version ... No wonder Im not taking anything in Thought I was going crazy there for a second
Been a while since my brother and I got in a good ol ' brother/sister fight . Good to know I can still whoop his ass .
I don't have friends so I can never hangout with anyone
I wish I had a bunch of boys text me like Jourdan .
I still can't believe how bad I played today
Waking up at 5:45 .
& amp ; & amp ; & amp ; & amp ; & amp ; & amp ; I'm officially checked out of all things academically related
Aw I love when little boy high tops are 150$ for nike
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ for real ... Just ran 3 miles ... Now heading to the track in an hour or two to do yesterdays workout
On the way to see A Day To Remember and Of Mice & amp ; Men ! ✊
I really wanted bamboo panda then realized I can't eat it
I plan on buying super cute work out clothes because the guys I seen at the gym today were just ..
I have to be up in four hours #killme
I have a serious case of clinomania
No Glasgow , my mom likes ruining lives
My tire pressure should be at 36 .. It was on 9 #whoops
Still confused on how I clicked 2.5 spacing instead of double spacing . How many times have I typed a paper ? Still numb over this F
my mom got surgery on her thumb n she's acting like she broke her legs haha
This would happen when I need to babysit and play around with these kids
Running makes my life just a little less stressful
Lexy just said Mrs James looks like a wizard
Literally Caroline is the only one who understands right now . And she didn't even have a twitter
i could probably run a marathon right now that's how wide awake I am kill meeeeeeeeee
If I was in the Hunger Games I'd probably just run the whole time .
I feel like lunch is gettin more and more interesting
Noooo .... not you . Whyy ... Why why why .
He's flippin a nickle and chewin a toothpick
\Gimme one of your senior pictures , I'm gonna use it to scare away the mice in my house . " Oh okay grandpa , nice to see you too . "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ I have had that saved in my cute animals folder for years
every time I'm with my mom and we go to Whole Foods , I immediately get on the wifi and sit in the little cafe area .
\Waking up at 6 " #IMSUREEE "
I can actually go back to school tomorrow , finally . It's not like nobody noticed though that I was gone
Why is Jenna Landis so f'n perfect .
Let it all out
Glad us guys don't have periods
Thanks for the text
I can't with my lunch table anymore
Stressed to the max✖️
when i see good guys talk to sluts i just wanna scream NO GET AWAY
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ girl same I have to ask everyone if I looks ok and even when they say yes I delete it so fast
I wanna get to know you
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahaha ya got me !
Lol back to normal life .. Dahfuq we doing in this section ?!
So ... there's a quiz today in Coach Henyon . We'll I'm screwed .
The fact that the lions are beating the bears right now just makes my day .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I will eventually ! I'm gonna take that place by storm !!
Okaaay so um everybody left me at lehigh and im the only one here
I'm so glad Truce is ugly . I never have to worry about my friends going for him .
THAT SAME SUB I HAD IN FIRST PERIOD FOR LIKE A MONTH IS BACK
and gonna wait to get me GED . #tmlt
Lets make this a good season Lions . Don't let me down !
if bball had a 9th grade team , we would be good af . pg- mesg-travissf-presleypost 1- sipsypost 2- luke
Late night crying alone is not the move
can someone come over and make me food please ?
I literally have bigger hands than _TWITTER-ENTITY_ #Hummmm ✋✋
I tired already
What _TWITTER-ENTITY_ just sent me what did I ever see in him ?!
I love Sogos so much but I can never finish all my food
Just waiting for the hate message telling me to delete it
Ya don't anyways
at a veema meeting
Good morning ☺ and good luck to any one who has midterms
Work outs were great
Or don't answer .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ uh no . I'm looking out for everyone else .
Psychology class today is making me not what to have kids
Spinning class kicked my butt ! Literally cant feel anything below my waist ..
I have a canker sore under my tongue
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahahahahah idek have ur number anymore
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ vines are killing me
Ryan and I's conversations sometimes ... I don't even know
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I fixed it
I actually feel decent about that test
Waking up from a nap to an empty house is freaky
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you just got all the ladies don't you ?
J in the B run in my footie pjs
My car is such a piece of trash
Great for real ?
You know you ate too much when you have to unbutton your pants #HappyThanksgiving
What I just seen on my TL
Studying then bed
Me and Sara are such losers were going to sleep lol gn
Just casually laying in the dark while _TWITTER-ENTITY_ has been sleeping for hours ...
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ whys that
Watching Bridget Jones and it's almost like my life
I really wanna go dance to lil Jon & amp ; candyland this weekend but no one will come so I might seriously go by myself
Stillwater tonight with _TWITTER-ENTITY_
I'm just gonna lay in my bed with all my pillows and watch Temptation
If you plan on going to NYC for New Years , bring a date so u have someone to kiss when everyone else does unlike I did haha
\ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ : _TWITTER-ENTITY_ well if you learned to text someone back " gd , I will "
Thank God !
Bc I actually love fishing i just suck at it
What happened to forever ?
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ you mean my ton of coal since I'm bad ? Oh yeah I can't wait either
I was so excited to come home why again I am bored to tears
When Matthew McConaughey teaches a strip tease in Magic Mike ...... #ERMERGAHD
watching my sister's keeper as bawling my eyes out
OH MY GOSH I FORGOT I GET TO SEE CHAN THIS WEEKEND !!! _TWITTER-ENTITY_ #missmybaby
It's something about consequence . . . . #djm
Oh shit Nicole that wasn't about you
Don't come get a snow cone unless I like you or you'll leave a tip
Done with English essays
Shit my friends say \i'm about to have sex , text me later ' lmfao . I cant even . "
It's so tough trying to gain upper body strength for soccer . ⚽❤
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I left something in your moms car last night , just give it back to me on Monday haha
Alright spider you stupid bitch , where did you go
Not even hungry ..
Nevermind ... Turned it in a week ago !
I've been cleaning for 3 hours
Only got 4 hours of sleep .
I love the fact the Annissa is at my house and I'm not but I wish I was
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ right now I'm at an 86 so idk if I'll be able to get it up to an A or not .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ Fine lets hope the right cheek is bigger .. ✌
I'm ready for thanksgiving break so I can eat whenever I want
Sorry about the car dad . #hitafence
How in the hell did I tweet something I meant to text
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ haha don't forget about the webassign
But I do feel like a T-Rex because of it #tmlt
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ so what's gonna happen now is that picture will be deleted it 30 seconds not 13 minutes
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ is it hard ?!
If you're doing the handout in Loftis please help me . Just finished the PowerPoint and I still have to do the handout and script
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ and _TWITTER-ENTITY_ better make me a ball before this season is over
of course my first day of work is gonna make me miss Duke UofA
Informative speech done ✔️
And all my weekend plans still will be on ! ❄
ready for bed
I'm gonna spike your drink with a little bit of rat poison hope you survive the night you bitch
Just watched the manning brothers #footballonyourphone Rap in Andrade's Blackhawk
aspen just texted me
receiving messages from everyone else but that one person
11 spicy chicken grillers in a week ...
every morning & amp ; every night you continue with the same routine . why
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ im guessing your third block is just as awful as mine ?
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ but you shaved your eyebrows off before I said it .. So that doesn't count
I'm so irritable right now . Holy shit
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I've used those before
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ ya thxx
Again figuring out who the favorite child is when I see my brother has already gotten all his clothes shoes and supplies for school
Nothing like being bullshit sick the Saturday night of homecoming
I crack up every time Yelawolf says , \I got me bitch . " in Love Is Not Enough . "
considering who I should take to the beach .
& amp ; moms not letting me stay up and watch awkward .
but they won't be here until Thursday
just saw someone with legs the size of my pinky
I'm convinced that I just fixed my boob in front of this kid in my math class ....
13 hour car ride
I give in too easily #ohwell
This lady laughed when I had to climb the fridge to grab some micro TV dinners .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ dang . My hips crack when I do squats and lunges and I always freak out especially squatting with weight .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ absolutely , I can recite that entire album .
Im gong to punch Brady in the face one day for asking too many questions
Big Guy to the rescue _TWITTER-ENTITY_ #ThanksBro
I wasn't able to do yoga for a week . I know it's gonna be the death off tonight .
Good thing I didn't need to go to my 9am but I didn't know so I went anyway
The pickle is in the jar ..
All I pray for at the beginning of the week is to make it past Monday
my day went from good to bad to good to bad to good to bad to good
Waking up at 8 am
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ thanks for the motivation lol
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ then I'll be sweatin
You're really oblivious to the situation and it's soo funny
Wow my arms feel like I kayaked upstream for four hours today . Oh wait
I can't even drink h2o
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ yes , yay for seatbelts !
Ugh Matty from awkward make a girl sweat
My advil migraine meds actually worked this time ! Thank god
Basically just gonna sit in my car and charge my phone until I'm forced to go to school
sooo does anyone want to hang out or
Alex told me Toby was in here so I'm not going to sleep
My brother is coming to visit from Orlando for Thanksgiving ! Haven't seen him in 15 months . So so happy right now ! ❤️
Ohio state's got me a little nervous ...
I don't think I've ever moved faster than when my phone battery just read 1% .
That conditioning tonight
I'm so bored that I'm about to workout what
Passed my stat he with a 74
Oh god now I'm correcting people all thanks to sean
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ oh my bad
holly repierced my lip .
Omg so relieveddd
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ this was the first thing I seen this mornin an I laced up an went to work !
Ummm I just realized I put 2012 on every exam I took this week wow
Back to high end rather than grime
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ so much hostile
Work is absolutely crazy today lol
oh yeah that's right , I've been living the single life for over two years now
Back order will be the death of me
i seriously find _TWITTER-ENTITY_ hilarious
the lake was amazing today ☀
My twitters blowing up with favorites bc _TWITTER-ENTITY_ retweeted me
I'm kinda nervous about tonight .
instead of rewarding myself with retail therapy like usual .... I'm gonna console myself with retail therapy
My summer is practically over after today . This week I have so much stuff to do its not even funny
I'm so nervous for these auditions
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I'm so weak lmao !!!! Like wtf kinda lie is that
Currently eating lunch with the awkward caf couple ... it's fine .
Well i might have the flu
This migraine is killing me and you're not exactly helping
I don't even know how to do the study guide
I've been to happy the last two days
My mom said she almost went through a red light because of my singing ... I didn't know I had such a beautiful voice
So much anger
I keep thinking it's Christmas
\so you just want me for my car " " yes " "
50 days to cancun so 50 days to not look like I went to college
Dad you are something else
Already feeling the soreness from leg day . Grow my babies growwwwww
I wonder if Kristen will still wanna hangout with me at some point this weekend
What if we all looked like the people in how the grinch stole Christmas
I would forget a hat to practice on the windiest day
Running on three and a half hours .. Omg I can't wait to go back home already
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ a bowl with double everything
Now half of his family has seen me awesome
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ working out in the gym , then we went and played water basketball
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ ☔☁☔☁ = heat relief
College is so stressful
Wow . I'm so excited to play a game in a gym that's probably 10 degrees hotter than outside , can't you tell ?!
I'm gonna sleep my life away today .. Justin is gonna kill me ..
I only drunk call my love interest though so I call ya I gotta thang for ya ... And it was just finalized when you picked up
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ wooooooooooo !
“ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ : I hear a lot of bullshit , but I never sweat it , because when you ask them , they be like \I never said it " ☝ . ” True "
Andrew n Jenna are probably gonna hate me after that last text
Lol I have work tomorrow I'm going to be dead
That algebra 2 test woo good thing I can study more tonight and finish it tomorrow
I passed my dad and Dylan's dad while driving
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ That sucks !! I'm just hoping my class average is below a 20% so I get a curve
Finally got a prom dress after 6hrs of looking
Us History exam review is due this Friday ..
It's like Ignore Allie Day !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ I live with you ... I don't miss you
Made it out of Steak ' n Shake safely
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ can't wait 2 hear who the idiot was that said it
No really , I don't want to hang out with any of my friends before I move out of the state . It's cool .
Awkward moment when I'm staring at someone , and they look up towards me
YAYY back to nightmares again
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ oh nooooo ..... I think lol
I love getting hives every time I get my eyebrows waxed
I'm pretty sure he's talking to the other Sydney #good #phew
What does team ✌mean ?
“ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ : I feel like im the only person in Texas who isn't a spurs fan”I'm not either .
my mom literally makes me want to jump off of a bridge
He's a goody goody .... And I'm obviously the opposite
Morgan's such a creep
The batting cages were so hot
When I'm right , I'm right & amp ; when I'm wrong , I'm actually right . #TypicalWoman
drew still has my account of my phone
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ it's okay I found him !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ I'll probably so a solid 2 ..
Studying for this math final ....
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I mean maybe there is a little somethinnnnn in there
On the ripping my hair out level of nervousness to see this doctor
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ yes , yes we did
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ I guess I shouldn't tweet and drive
ok yeah so I failed English and chem so bye bye cheer for 3 weeks
Cracked my screen more so now the front camera is fucked up
You always seem to be right _TWITTER-ENTITY_
Imma get contacts .
Thanks Brian now I lost my head
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ why did you post the one I blinked it ...
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ everywhere we go
I'm scheduled 7:30 am till 11:00 pm tomorrow .....
I don't know why but _TWITTER-ENTITY_ makes me just so happy !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Wanna do tomorrow ? It'll give us orphans something to do
That just has bad idea written all over it
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahaha I can't remember saying to put cinnamon outside !!
I will never understand females ... Ever . Hence why most of my friends are guys girls get too bitchy .
I want to kiss someone on New Years .. So that way we would be kissing for a year ❤️
Listening to people talk like they think they know everything about insurance when really they don't makes me giggle ... Cuz I do ...
Going to bed I can't study any more
Winnie can't climb the couch
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ my mom and I tried to make it once and it didn't go so well
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you have to be ! You made sure I was alive
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ love you more and text me soon cause I lost all my contacts
At least I have my packets ..
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahaha love you !
I'm in a car with 5 girls that can all sing , and like to sing .
11 hours from now you can hopefully find me in schindel playing my jury . if music history doesn't kill me first .
wow i got a 100 on a quiz i didnt even study for
I just sent a super long message . Embarrassing
i'm really scared i'm going to accidentally open my life proof in the rain ...
Is anyone else's feed frozen ? Bc
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I'm actually thanking god I didn't have to work tonight that's worse than Christmas and Thanksgiving combined
It'd be funny if I got 99 then deleted the tweet
5 classes , soccer , sorority , working , of course I can handle it
Me and Morgan have came to a conclusion
When I am popular and people text me I get annoyed and when nobody texts me I'm thirsty
Jesus Pete I better do good
I can sing bring it on home by little big town at the top of my lungs at any given moment
Totes needed that break I just got !!
When I deliver a Panera-strawberry smoothie to _TWITTER-ENTITY_ at cole hann and he's just not there #sosad #itried
Just realized I did none of my homework that's due today because I planned on skipping today . Lol procrastination at its finest .
Been cleaning out house all day !! #housewife
too much is about to change in my life and I'm not ready
Not even the first day back to school and I'm already exhausted and in need of winter break .
Everyone's a little grumpy at the dmv today ..
Love my family , but I can only play so many board games
My mom really knows how to turn my mood
I'm trying to go see insidious 2 soon
I feel so good after that 2 hour workout
Ass so fat _TWITTER-ENTITY_
I had the most amazingest dreams last night . Yes , dreams with an s multiple amazing dreams
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ HAHAHAHAHAH !!! I love it !!!!
I probably would be too
As finals week approaches I'm realizing that taking 18 credits probably wasn't my best decision
Quitting this paper for now .. I hope he lets us work on it tomorrow during class , or takes it late .
Pop a molly , I'm sweatin'!
But of course , that's never gonna happen
Man 6 miles on the bike today ✊
Tanners thumb is twitching uncontrollably
✝Made my confirmation today ! ✝ ( No more ccd ! )
i literally got my nails done on saturday and they already chipped #greaaaat
had so much fun w my babies tonight .. man im gonna feel it in the morning
A PB & J , a package of Nature Valley granola bars , a package of fruit snacks , and a pecan pinwheel and I'm still STARVING . #FatGirlProbs
Won my 1st Varsity game tonight and ive never been so tired in my life
Yay time for homework
I've been working on this PowerPoint for Probsss over an hour and a half .... and it's really easy .. Why am I not done with it yet ????
Working out and playing Diablo sounds like a lot more fun than studying for my exam #SorryNotSorry
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ now that I think about it , no
Oh my god Sergio Ramos ........
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ dying .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahaha oh my god , just saw this ... awe , we were so cute , I still have that leave ...
It's time to reverse the roles
and to fucking top it all off my imessage isnt working sorry _TWITTER-ENTITY_
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ but its all the same fine
Ready for Thursday so I can 1 . Play my last football game as a sophomore & amp ; 2 . Go to the deer lease
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ ROAD TRIP
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I know
Exams from 11:30 -6pm
Glad I got my debate over with . I can finally sleep
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I'm sure they're still sagging off your small azz
Fifth consecutive day of a non stop migraine
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Mine has been sense Highschool
That group chat
Never fail one and do it within the last hour ..
Any heat fans still out there ?
The illusionist tonight tho
#1DAY . ✌☺
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ no problem , and btw your new avi #heavenly
I feel like a freaking hot mess right now
Sweating out allllll the alcohol I drank the past week in the Bahamas
I have a headache and my day isn't over until 9pm LOL positive energy people ✌️
People are seriously already talking about prom . Stressing me out early I see ?
I have not slept in once this whole break ...
Did anyone finish coach grims green packet
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ Crappp and Em has soccer . Wait .. I have fall ball coming up too #screwed
I'm half asleep and I still have to drive all the way home in a little bit
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahah I knoww
Wooh . That work out though & gt ; & gt ; got my legs shakin .
Can't wait to spend the next few weeks doing what I do best ... finally SLEEPING .
Had so much homework today
SHE'S UP ALL NIGHT TIL THE SUN , IM UP ALL NIGHT TO GET SOME , SHE'S UP ALL NIGHT FOR GOOD FUN , IM UP ALL NIGHT TO GET LUCKY #WOO POP A IM
Practice at 11
Someone text me
Lmao is this real ..... didn't know I could get replaced so easily by some sluts
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ oh yeah girl I was going hard
Got in my car forgot I was drunkenly singing hello goodbye with Nicole last night
My friends always do fun things without me ..
in a mood
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ over achiever
\It's illegal walk here , you can go to jail . " Oh gee whizz , thanks for not taking me in sir bitch "
Psych papers . One down 6 to go .
I cannot wait to be done with finals , lemme tell yaaa
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I hate you
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I bet ! What did you eat
I've been doing my us notebook since 5 and I'm still not done
Moms bringing home sonic
Things are getting heated in this group message I'm scared
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ no kidding right ? Like we aren't in middle school anymore , lets get that straight
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ at least I think so . I'll check tomorrow when I have my laptop to make sure I told you right haha
Haha , funny story .. Apparently to make a printer work .. It needs to be plugged into the computer ..
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ okie good
If I don't get a response soon I'm going to scream come on
When your driving & amp ; think it's them devils behind you Then the car pull up next to you & amp ; it's the Pizza Delivery Guy ayye #True
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hell yea and I never gave you ur CD
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ so how bout them knicks ?
the longer I stare at a selfie , the uglier I seem to find myself .
My mom told me to go to bed ... Lol no I'm watching white chicks
You are so vindictive i see it now
I just watched a video of Nate Ruess on a live chat for 40 minutes
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ sucks to suck , have a great Christmas break !!!!
if I cut off my boobs & amp ; butt I would lose like 100 pounds that was extreme but u get my point
Day 2 of our workout plan .
I suck at wrapping presents
Oh there's a quiz due the day before the final ? It's okay I wasn't busy or anything
Work right now
holy shit the commercial for catching fire
so Brandon is waiting outside the laker locker room and is about to go in and talk to kobe
So my mom got me earrings and a necklace to give to my girlfriend lol mom I don't got one so anyone want it
So nervous and exited !!!! ☺
The Kacer sisters are gross and don't have tooth paste . _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_
Somebody please explain to me why this little 5yr old moroccan kids runnin around screaming 69 mumma 69 mumma . I admit that I laughed alil
Having your co-workers catch you putting on deodorant while rocking out to music in the employee parking lot #AtLeastIDontStink
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ LOL the accuracy here by the way he says he hates you #mydayismade
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ and then you creep some more hoping that it's a complete misunderstanding and all you do is prove yourself right
literally did nothing all day
Lol Kylie & amp ; Natalie right now . Y'all need to chill ! hahaha
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ wow how did i know you were going to say that
It's a sauna outside right now sooo there's that
My brothers have been out of town the past 3 days and I just noticed , does that make me a bad brother ....
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ only their fans hate each other .
sitting on the plane . sitting on the plane . ✈
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ just kidding but what happened to the gravy thing
Might get questions about that tweet #ready
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ aw thank you Sarah I miss you btw
Sometimes it's the car in front of you that keeps you from getting a speeding ticket .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ because I just ate and long boarded from clark in 7 minuted
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ awe thanks
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ lol no big deal , they didn't even come today . We paid extra so we could get them yesterday
Spending my christmas eve with 50 year old drunks .. can't wait
Woah ! Lol
Woke up with 46% and I'm already going somewhere
Those legs though phewwwwwwww
Ugh I miss summer nights at anjels house
I kinda don't even care anymore
I hate trying to deal with my hair
I PASSED ALL MY CLASSES
I have to wake up in 3.5 hours and work for 10 ... good thing I've got some energy shots huh
Somebody tell me why my mom bought my brother a brand new iPhone when he has smashed every single phone he's owned . On purpose ... ??
the only way to relate highschool and college is picturing every night is homecoming
3rd wheelin like crazy rn
I've waited my whole life to be a varsity fh captain
Whenever I get bored I go through and look at pictures from last year and every time I regret it
But hey at least I have a job
Like sorry I'm a Pole
I gotta be up in five hours to get ready for school and take my exams ..
I have work in less than an hour and I can barely keep my eyes open
Algebra and physics tonight ? I'll just tap out right now #dontgetit #help
I'm glad my cat saved you from getting in trouble in school _TWITTER-ENTITY_
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Yowza ! I will not complain about the rain & amp ; 62 here on the OR coast . Keep cool !
Hate this update cause I keep favoriting peoples tweets by accident
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ yeah explain that one
Geez I hope my niece will find a ride to get home after soccer practice #hmmm
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Bitch , I miss you
Send me numbers I guess
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ well , looks like I'm gonna have to change my plans for tonight ..
my news years resolution is to eat better . lets see how long this lasts
Can anything else go wrong today , like please
Felt amazing to be on the bags again !
My naps always last 2 hours
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ that's one of them ! Lol . But I really like electric relaxation .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Tell me about it i miss you though
Sooo relieved !
wouldn't want to know how _TWITTER-ENTITY_ feels at the moment #mufc
it's pay day
Super sick 5 hours of sleep
I lose feelings for people so easily
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahahaha dammit
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ it was a hoax hes okay
just drove by a cop that pulled someone over and Hannah rolls down her window and yelled PUSSIES
for fucks sake people did your retweet button break
My purse was stolen out of my car last night with my wallet and everything , SCREW YOU
I wish I took more pictures
sweating like a whore in church #ohmylawwwwd
All I know is I'm gona be giggly giggly about anything
My dad looked right at my spitters didn't say a word
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ don't worry , I have many other awesome quotes ! I'll let you have this one !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ ayyyyyyy idk what else to say
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ well yeah , you can bc im not private .... you're so stupid ..
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ that's me rn
So thankful for my wonderful gigantic family . Even though it makes Christmas a literal marathon
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ it's a pain in the ass . I'll fall asleep around like 7 in the morning and then sleep till like 3 . And then I'm like . Bye day .
Thanks for the text back
huge sigh of relief
I have to drive my grandmas car until December
I think I lost my phone on the bus yesterday ... oops #onlyme
So when does Taylor Swift come back ...?
Seriously nobody has texted me since like last year .. Somebody please text me so I can have at least one friend
The struggle of having no weed because saving money for a bong
Good night _TWITTER-ENTITY_ im done with twitter and everything for the night .
Here i am in friend zone again hahaha lol
What made it even better is I had a dream that you were gay !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahaha nd time to bounce " "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I was like one of four #thestruggle jk SINGLE IS AWESOME .
It's Christmas Break and I'm currently worrying about not doing well in college and being a complete failure at life #whyyy
I ate too much ice cream
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I died at our Elf Yourself video ! I just hope that we don't blow doughnut day
Is it bad that I had no idea what \cabin fever " meant until Kendyl told me ? "
Feels GREAAAATTT to be back at work yeah right #egh
My mom be saying the weirdest shit to me in Spanish
Them red nd blue lights . We was coming in hot doee
I got 17/48 on my Algebra 2 quiz which is a 35% and I can't help but laugh
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Too bad you're such a jerk sometimes .
I work 9:45 am to 8:30 pm on sunday #FuckMyLife
This has been the best freaking day of my life
Big shout out to _TWITTER-ENTITY_ for giving me a dead arm today that has lasted all day so far !! #wulax
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ ran to the gym , ran at the gym , sprinting on my way home !
How anyone can wear jeans on days like this I just don't understand
These sixth grade throw backs are killing me
Good news guys . Todays Wednesday , not Monday
So pumped to do all my homework tomorrow
The fact that I make you happy & gt ; & gt ; & gt ;
My parents are sleeping together on the couch ! Awwww when will that be us ? Lol
Anyone that I haven't talked to before I'm gunna try talking to at homecoming just to make new friends with my homecoming spirit
i can't believe how careless I was haha i lucked the fuck out !
My bell ring in 5 minutes I'm gonna be so late
3 games today .. Yay
#ThingsPeopleDontKnowAboutMe I'm extremely insecure
Well it was a good try
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Yes ! They're Nearly Half As Old As Me .. Once Naruto's Over .. I Really Will Have To Find A New Purpose In Life ...
If Utah wins all the Mormon girls have to sleep with me .
2- we used to be really close in middle school but we never talk anymore
Except getting stuck in the cabin of the boat and thinking I was gonna die even though it wasn't even locked
now making a sauna & amp ; sweating my ass off
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ that's cause you were half awake during most of it
I love ME !!!!!
That awkward moment when you see someone you know at the gym and proceed to wave at them ... and they don't recognize you or wave back .
ahhhh Christmas yay but now I can't sleep
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ can you please help me with my math homework please please please
I'm sorry this is just such a wonderful moment for me
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ awhh you're little 8th grade comeback is cute
It's . So . Hot .
For the first time I'm actually third wheeling and Lauren has a boy wtf
Kinda hard waking up this morning after a good Christmas Eve last night
How is Hannah still sleeping rn
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ next to you
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ kinda stupid but oh well ?
430 and I'm more awake than I would be if I slept til 9
Quote this with an ugly picture of me or a pic of us
Egg yolk face mask ... I'd rather have my face eaten by wolves . Get this off I'm gonna puke
Still waiting to see if someone is gonna help me out tonight and do something w me
can someone tell me what I'm doing tonight
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I feel you
My mom is utterly helpless when it comes to technology ..
I can't wait to get this year over with already
first night in almost 2 weeks that I'm not grounded and I don't have any plans
That one person in class you just absolutely cannot stand
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I take forever to get up and get ready
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ ok thank god
Mom and dad are mad I maxed my credit card #ImOverIt
Expressing my emotions by listening to High School Musical songs
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ always puts me in a good mood every morning .
Me and _TWITTER-ENTITY_ are going to have a rough orientation
Never been in so much traffic in my life
I just marked the wrong answer for who co founded Microsoft #karma
Driving on grand is scary
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ look at my last tweet
my legs kill ..
horse back riding tomorrow
The last person that texted me in the past two days was my mom ... Hahah what is life
And I think I still like you
It looks like someone punched me in the face
There aren't enough vodka tonics in the world to make playing this game with my family any more tolerable . Hooooly shit .
So nice waking up and knowing there are no responsibilities for two weeks .... Oh wait except for those three online courses I have to finish
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ You can at least share right ?
just ate a hot dog , 2 rolls , 3 roll sandwiches , and gushers
I'm sweating balls !
I finished drivers Ed five months ago and I still don't have my license
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahaha thank god I'm out of town
Sooo why am I still awake
I took NyQuil instead of DayQuil this morning
Lol why did I ever like you
Actually really excited about making a lot of money tomorrow . I mean - taking the PSAT . ( scholarship $$$ ) #nerdlife
that's funny .. ya never did before that tweet
The beginning of the song \One Step At A Time , " by Jordin Sparks , sounds like the theme song to The Rugrats ! "
Thanks for copying my tweet , I love that
What snap did I just received from _TWITTER-ENTITY_ ???
My dad is so happy to have new overalls lolol .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ .... me too , lololol #GettingSappy ☺
Haha wrestling season is going to take over my life all over again
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahahahaha I Wuvv you
This parade thing is weird and I don't know what's going on
I went from getting 42 people's tweets to my phone down to 9 .
Anyone wanna go snowmobiling ?
Popsicles and ice cream are a must in this summer heat ! ☀
I seriously think that my front tooth is loose from hitting it on King's hard ass head .
Marisa is helping me with my essay . She is so sweet .
I'm failing AP chem
Waking up from a nightmare
It's my Friday and I'm at home somebody do something with me
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ right that's what I thought !
Who wants to be a gem and text me because we all know I'm not sleeping tonight
Perks of procrastinating on signing up for classes .... Oh yeah . There is none
I just want to make people mixtapes and I sound so lame saying that but it's true
\And I think you're the prettiest girl in our school and town . " #BestTextIveEverReceived #TooSweet "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hey it's completely understandable it's a very fun punctuation to use !
Currently over halfway through with Freaks and Geeks thanks to _TWITTER-ENTITY_
32.7 miles away
My legs are so sore from basketball , and it's only Tuesday
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I don't have any interest in this class .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ ... and tweeting too #tsktsk , i did the same on my class too #shameonus
When your makeup looks so damn fabulous that you don't want to take it off at night & lt ; & lt ;
When I ask if people can come over to my grandmas my grandma scares me .
Jordyn just told us to turn the heat down in the car . Ha no . _TWITTER-ENTITY_
I think I'd rather sweat from popping a Molly than sweat from Orgo lab ..
Friday I knew how to do the algebra homework ... but I already forgot
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ well okay
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I literally laughed so hard when I was watching them
Spent a little more then planned at VS yesterday
Anything _TWITTER-ENTITY_ says or does makes me laugh my ass off . #bravo #loveyou
wow fall asleep on me I love it
chick fil a 3 days in a row .
Goodnight someone can text me
wtf my dog is chasing this lizard and the lizard got so scared it jumped on me !? #why did that really just happen
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ haha ill go with you
57 on my tech theater exam
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Just smoke a bowl whenever you get the urge to smoke a cigarette
I wish I could talk to you all day
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Lexi I feel like we should just be best friends
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ lol I do know & amp ; I don't care
Is it possible to get hot flashes in your early 20's ?! Because I swear I get them lol
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ you coming
making it my goal to stand out among the rest this year #allstate
The excitement when I discover someone who is also an O2L-er ... ☺
I hate school and pre cal and I'm so done with everything it's not even funny . The amount of stress right now
I don't really know what that emoji symbolizes but to me it's a happy girl that just worked out and the water drop is sweat
Watching the hangover 2 & gt ; & gt ; & gt ; & gt ; & gt ; #teamalan
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I saw back to school supplies today at target
HAHAHAHA WE HAVE SWIM IN THE MORNING
Who falls asleep for 5 hours ? This girl
We're feeling so goodjust the way that we doWhen it's nine in the afternoon !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ gaaaay then i hav no reason to go bc i will not talk to noone
What are you gonna do pop your pimple on us ?
Why did I actually think things would go my way ??
I'm so embarrassing with like everything I do ahh why
Every summer I lose track of what day it is
I've been babysitting for 30 minutes & amp ; already messed up the tv
Fell asleep on the train and woke up a vague station name being announced by the conductor . Thought I was in a different state & amp ; got scared
It scares me how horoscopes are so on point all the time
So many people are trying to sub me rn . I can't even sub back bc I'll get confused .
Tristan's dad is beautiful . uhm .
Going to a couple of businesses tomorrow to ask for donations for the March-A-Thon !
5 more minutes _TWITTER-ENTITY_
Can't lie ... i was nervous with that intro
2 and a half hour car ride with just me & amp ; ridge ...
I just muted a paused tv .
currently in need of lotion
its gonna be amazing not going into basketball season after soccer
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ yeah true , but his music is so calming to me
Someone text this loner
You have to be attractive , like idk , I wanna be able to look at my best friends face .
i've watches american horror story for 6 hours straight now
Hoping that made sense
4hrs of sleep and a closing shift
I swear on everything , _TWITTER-ENTITY_ has me soooooooooooo weak .
Met the most beautiful woman I've ever seen in my life today . And I forgot to ask her what her name was .
tired . got the babies sleeping with me tonight , work in the morning . goodnight
Ow ow ow my ankle is literally about to pop out of my skin
Great work out with Tay and vin
My mom taught me if I didn't want it on vine I shouldn't be doing it
Have my work cut out for me
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I did that
Oh thank God I passed that class
Just tried shifting gears in my automatic car ........... losin it
Words can't describe my feelings after that meeting ☺️
Thank god Florida doesn't have stink bigs
I are so unhealthy last night
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ well that explains a lot ....
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ no longer in a depressed state !
Guys don't worry because _TWITTER-ENTITY_ and _TWITTER-ENTITY_ plan on inviting 500 people to their wedding
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I've had so much today it's unhealthy
3rd time watching zoolander this week !
It's a miracle that I just made it to class on time
Me and Rachel are seriously each others doctors
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ nah , I find them pretty interesting
The high school feels like a sauna !!
4 girls and 2 dudes so cool
I'm a sucker for guys with dark hair and colored eyes .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ oh yay
you'd think I knew what I was doing in French considering I'm in French 3 honors . but no . I don't even know my goddamn colors
In the car for the next 10 hours
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I was kidding
I'm waaaaay too self conscious
Im actually awake and willing to do my math homework right now and I forgot the paper in school ... It just wasn't meant to be .
Work in three hours
Pulled over on the first day of school
Just went on a Miley rampage and I'm not even that big a fan #whatamIdoing
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I guess I'll take your word for it ..
Leg day !
still don't know my advisory teacher
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ is it bad that it's actually a decent song ? Hahaha
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I do that all the time
This gym is hot tonight
HAHAHA Andrelton has got Corky worried out of his mind ! The dudes jumping up and being quick as possible at every slightly bad pitch !
Woah settle down !!
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ nope
Maybe I had a little toooo much coffee today ...
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I don't know you that we'll , but you always comment on my photos ...
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ and mine
Fuck that was a close one
I never know when someone subtweets me until they tell me . #sorry
I left The Great Gatsby at Alexys ' house
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ OMGGG ! This is too funny
Zach and Vaughn are legit putting this 15 year old on time out .... Hahaha I can't even
Scrolling through my contacts and realized I have no friends ...
Not even gonna check my bank account right now
I wonder what it's like going to bed early and not having to stay up studying for tests every night
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ LMAO hahaha oh my god ... i love you gooofball
Feels so weird not working anymore . I need to find a new job asap
I glad that all 5 of my profs decided that it would be better to give out papers for finals instead of tests so now I have five papers due
I get sleepy around 6 o'clock because it feels like it's 10 .
I haaaate that I'm so easily talked into things I don't want to do . Like drink for free at Park Tavern .
“ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ : Retweet if your ugly too ” YEAH
Didn't eat today . Woops
I'm so excited to wear my plastic coat for cheer today
It feels kinda weird that I'm about to turn 16
I still need to go back to school shopping
Wow I really am good at pissing people off without even meaning to ..
I'm more excited to move out than I was to move in
I don't even know how I feel right now so I'm just gonna be happy ☺️
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ welcome we hve been waitin 4
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ welcome to the club
I have nothing of you on my phone anymore
Katelyn didn't kill me driving home today
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ who will favorite me tweets then ...
I'm seriously that lazy ... All I have to do it roll over . I literally feel my charger on my back
My dad ate my left over cold stone
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ that's not stopping me
Today was tiring
Working nights turns me into an emotional , irrational heap
What does that even mean
No texting or calling 6 days
I have anxiety attacks when too many people talk to me at once
bella looks so hot without her braces
hearing noises in my house kinda freakin out
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ ☺️ I fucking love you . Come see me for Xmas so I can return your flip flops from the river house
This year is seriously gonna be the death of me .
im so bored
Can't wait to see Josh in Catching Fire tomorrow #myman #blondes
Barely got that charger to work
Went to go get my charger from my car turn around and there is some kind of animal outside that scared the out of me ....
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ The middle bottom reminds me of the good ol scpa days
drove off and realized THERE WAS NO STRAW IN MY BAG
Trying to laugh this history exam away
Alright so I guess I'm just going to be sweating this entire summer
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I know !! that's why it's so funny !
C'mon chiefs !!
Actually having a panic attack right now
Just walked into the girls bathroom !
In 2014 , I'm going to finally convince myself that I'm going to be alone and that's okay . Hahaha
Pretty sure when I take sleeping medicine it does the opposite to my system and makes me hyper
never would've guessed that first glance at you
I'm scared cause now she has my hoodie from Pink and 2 pajama pants
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ there was like -12 customers for the last hour like why
Well tonight was fun . I'm not in a wheelchair so that's good
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Well then you've officially joined #TeamNoSleep ! I'm so proud
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ lmfao they had to ! It didn't say anything bad !!
Work until 10:45
Definitely didn't ask are parents before bring home this puppy
Emojis for dayzzz ☺❤ I got more where this came from . #emoji
this bun is a train wreck
Operation put twin babies to bed .. complete .
Woke up in the morning and found a bunch of texts about my clothing donation meow .
One more final left
Love eating at chow alone
I think I may go for a little run at 7 .
That's the funniest thing I've been told in a long time
200 words down , 1000 to go . Due tomorrow at 8am . Nbd , it's only 11:45 right now
“ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ : I can't stop thinking about you and it sucks because i know i never cross your mind” Perfect
or just be an asshole to me
out and about by my lonesome self
That run was exactly what I needed
I am 14 days away from being halfway done with senior year
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ So true !!
Well guys it's been a fun ride but I ate Flinstone's gunmy vitamins that expired 2 years ago . So I probably gunna die
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ could you look in you're back yard on the chairs for my wallet
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I still haven't typed my speech
My brain had already stopped working . #yikes
I love waking up with no voice
I almost went home with a lady my moms age last smh
I used to say sketchy so much
\ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ : holy shit I haven't been anyone's WCW for months , must not be any embarrassing pictures out there ""
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ ya ik that thnx gf
It just snowed a foot in like an hour
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ can you email them and say you're sending me to pick them up
Did my mom really ask if I got a boob job .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ she's not really preggers I just wanted to see how many people would believe me #oops
That reminds me ... #oomf still has an ugly baby picture of me
Watching Finding Bigfoot and all i can think about it _TWITTER-ENTITY_
I hope the Notre Dame/ USC game turns out to be as good as the Bama/ Auburn game is
If you've seen nutcracker then you've seen my boobs .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ awkward , best be running then
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ yes ! Aaaand a simple misunderstanding and a bit of stubbornness and there goes 45 minutes of your life
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ just wanna go see drake
When girls talk like babies
Cereal with sugar
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I am
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ why do you do this too me
All of my wrapping is officially done
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you're welcome !! I just recorded it cause I am gonna miss it lol . I just looked and it's actually 9 good thing I checked
Half way done with my last year of high school . Thank the Lorddddd
Still in shock
I gotta hot that gym extra hard tonight
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ he's not dating anyone else
Oh and by the way .. That math final ?
Oh and if I didn't make an A on this astronomy test , I submissively give up on any and every science class I've ever took and will take ..
Volleyball camp is officially over ! Time for tryouts !
It's such a relief to realize I don't have feelings for anyone
Forever having an anxiety attack . But good job boys 4-0
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ lmao ! I don't even remember half of them ! ☺
I got my braces off when I was 15 why do my teeth still move when I don't wear my retainer ...?
That Frankenmuth thing isn't gonna happen
I understand now why girls tweet about there bf's so much , now that I have one that I actually give a damn about
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I'm sure they'll understand
Just got to talk to some of my 2nd fam #missthem
Don't wanna be here right now
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I swear that's why it's rare for me to wear them
t-minus one hour
This class is a joke
Watching Safe Haven alone
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ everything !!!!!
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ story of my life
In a few hours I will be looking down on all of you
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ for canes ? #Starving
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ haha ☺️ & amp ; do you want the lie ? Cause if so , it's great
Are you kidding me
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ yeah !! Yay thank god someone else is doing it
2 more classes then it's the weekend
Never been so happy in my life I'm not taking IB history
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ ahahaha it's mine too
someone at work asked me if I was in the Christmas spirit because I have been wrapping things so neatly like a present . lol
yeah I had faith in the steelers the whole time
Ok everyone stop texting me at once it's cool .
Totally gonna fail my biology exam
We're so rude to these people in drivers Ed
I have the worst memory ever
my butt ? oh you mean my black guy magnet ...
Thankful for my beautiful girl friend on nights like tonight ... I almost forgot my thanksgiving tweet ! #betterlatethannever ❤️
I had to like scrunch up so nobody knew what I was doing over here
I've had a stressful couple of weeks and it ended up making me look like a psychopath
I literally have nothing to do all weekend this week
You know what else helps with stress one girl
So I guess Jason is stuck in my life for the rest of it
If that was to me Jo fuck off . I jumped off a long time ago
Yay I got an extension for my lit review !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ I'll help you out tomorrow !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ pretty sure I'm way more funnier than you my guy
Bring on the pumpkin pie momma
He only has a double digit number left to drive
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ NO IT LOOKS TERRIFYING
My bruise from my IV is in that awkward pistachio color stage
I'm actually feeling motivated today to do all my final projects 3 more days and it's vacation time for me
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I feel so bad for our bodies
All problems solved by a good workout #
Left my phone at premier today & amp ; almost had a panic attack
School wasn't even bad except for the fact that the air never works at freedom
I have no idea what to wear for this interview tomorrow in class
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ right your fucking 15 years old . i like my men like a like my wine older than me lol
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ oo good point damn lol
I guess it's time to show my face at school so people don't think I'm dead or that I dropped out
I don't really know what's going on .
1 more day of swimming ... Then I have makeups to do
I want a milkshake so bad
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ ugh I would if I could but with what license
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ for real
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahahah yes it would , his poor soul ..
Lol at me checking my phone as if I messages
Everything is ticking me off tonight #sickproblems
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ I don't like the possibility of someone having a bad picture of me that can be used against me
So ... who did you text ?
We just spent 18 dollars at McDonald's
I am disturbed jk . I've seen much worse .
Babysitting for 24 hours or more ...
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ this is our tweets so I took Taylor out just riding home . Ready for the wedding ?
First time behind the wheel of a car in over a month would be driving home my parents from century link field
3 and a half hours later and the cupcakes are finished & amp ; beautiful #ishouldbeabaker
What is this ... Please put Luke Bryan back on the stage please
The Derek Zoolander center for kids who can't read good and wanna learn to do other stuff good too has taught me many awesome things .
should prob go to bed considering i have to wake up tomorrow _TWITTER-ENTITY_ 5
3 bees in Mr. Emly's room
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you laughed
Couch to 5K with _TWITTER-ENTITY_ tonight WOOHOOOO
After 12 hours with no power , it's finally back on
Luckily , everyone is sweating just as much as I am . #sdsu #firstday
Week till my bday
Getting called cute by lesbians just made my day _TWITTER-ENTITY_
I barley even studied for my med assisting test today
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ totally thought you had like a girlfriend or something in this but then I realized it was a dog . this is embarrasing
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ thanks
Can't find a quote ...
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ yup therefore , I chose purple u deserve this color cuz I interested in half this color hahahahaha u know wht i mean
How when I share a bed I either get attacked or almost pushed off ...
Single life is just the best
Gonna hate myself all day tomorrow .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ we have a sub !?!?!? makes it even batter
Sci-Fi movies , Romantic Comedies , and my dogs . Friday night . I have no life .
I have my open house planned already but I don't have the outfit planned or my senior pictures ... next week .
one bottle of conditioner last me through two bottles of shampoo . I don't understand
My grandmother just let _TWITTER-ENTITY_ and I know that she have a bird mouth-to-mouth resuscitation once .
Overslept and miss my 8 o'clock
Heck yes !! I still don't have a dress picked out
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ my phones messed up
Wait , daleville has a two hour delay ? Oh . What shock I'm in
Ok one more fucking English paper then I'm done for the weekend
Although I do have a 9 hour shift on Saturday
Haha took my acrylics off
Obvi had to take a study break to enjoy Adam Levine's face ... I mean The Voice
Wow . Chattanooga was way more getting used to than I thought man it's awesome though .
I'm going to be in debt after all these dollars I have to donate for texting at work
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I'm like 4'10
So done with all of my teachers right now
Took Three hours to clean and mop my room !!! well with the one hour break
If anyone wants to run at the Y tomorrow with me .... there's lots of hotties
I could prolly do It better myself anyways .
Most likely will fail the chemistry
14 days till winter break
Omg Tara's so weird
I never thought I would feel like this
My life right now
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ at least I can get em waxed there's no makin your nose smaller
My clothes occupy my dressers , my closet , the coat closet , & amp ; my sisters closet .. & amp ; the rest goes on my floor
alright I feel better now , whewwww
Well I wanna go
Someone in my math class help . I can't find the answers to the study guide on her website
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ but seriously Logan ... Please ?
We're just both bitches
So relieved to finally get that stupid program to submit
I would be the one to eat it in gym today
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ don't think ya got them I don't even know you .
Give me a ride and I'll pay you $12
Bought the Nike Fit Fuelband , probably wasn't the best thing for someone as obsessed with working out as me .. #exerciseprobs #nextlevel
So glad they found my rings at the civic center .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ .... is this about me
I let my dog inside and she had a bird in her mouth that she caught .. #yuck
Just gotta get through this English exam
Well my whole family hates me now so ill just lock my self in the basement
21 hours , 1,300 miles later I'm back from Key West ! No sleeping driving straight back with no help was a rough challenge
Why is the kitchen at the nursing home full of idiots
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ i wasnt talking about you either gosh
Lol too funny
Crashing hard and it's only 8
Only thing worse than a hangover is having to get on an airplane with one
just finished my 3,000 word study guide
I'm so sick and tired of being sick and tired
\ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ : I want a relationship that'll NEVER fade when the rumors come . We just laugh & amp ; remain strong . ""
Shattering your \shatter proof " screen . #talented #myluck "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ #Amen now where is the scissors ?
Took full advantage of my mother-daughter shopping trip today #thanksmom
dear spanish teachers , thanks for giving us homework over things you haven't ever taught us
Who's the idiot who just stepped in fire ants barefooted ?
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I already did and I'm on level 7
#WeAllKnowThatOnePersonWho never shuts the fuck up !
My nanny keeps asking me if I am hungover .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ oh man
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ cut his toe nails . I'm so proud of him I could cry
You know that you took a great nap when you wake up and there is a lake in your pillow
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ YES !!!!
3 hours of sleep last night
you don't look sick to me ..
“ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ : _TWITTER-ENTITY_ ICANT BELIEVE YOU ACTUALLY DID IT ” he threw crap at our roof too so snow would fall outside our window
I have $3.92 in my bank account right now oh boy
I'm all up in my feeling right now
There goes all my money
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ I'm gonna kill her
Just got home from work .
I set 10 alarms and still didn't actually get out of bed till 6:40 can I just stay in bed ?
I just spilt gas all over myself
Whenever I get really nervous I pick all of my nail polish off ..
It's 114 at my cabin right now ..
Scariest move I've ever seen ...... how much longer
Just burnt my finger on the lasagna i just made
Lol i knew i shouldn't of gotten my hopes up
Taking My Baby Drifting , Testing Her Limits . #NoControl #Reckless
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ stupid auto correct
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ my mom told me on Friday that I need to decide like now .
I'm suprised I don't cry in the morning when I have to get up
My dad puts me through so much . I'm only 15
My cousin is literally the only one that texts me #onlyfriend _TWITTER-ENTITY_
Getting up at 5:15 tomorrow to curl my hair
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I love you too anorexic bitch
I babysit in six hours ... for 7 hours
Almost freaked out because I thought it was 8:00 . It's only 6 I can sleep a little longer
at least it makes me feel better its not just my imessage
Where is _TWITTER-ENTITY_
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahaha yours is so funny . my name is on it though
Have I told you lately , that I'd fuck you ?
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I'm right there with ya
; umm we almost dated this summer and we talk on and off now , hope you're doing good . oh and nice emoji choice .
I keep getting glass in my fingers bc shattered phone
Going to be late for volleyball
i can never find a ride to flagler
House to ourselves and nothing to do .
You piss me off . I love having my past thrown in my face . It's an awesome feeling , really
Sometimes I really hate surprises
Yeah I really don't care tbh
So who wants to buy me a nature valley bar and an apple juice from the vending machines ?
Test's in every class
If I do get my car within the first fifteen minutes I have to hand the keys to Macy and Mike ...
Whoever has the voodoo doll , just stop . My life a joke lol
Got a belly full of beer tho
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ probably going too
Senior year of college and I just checked out library books for the first time
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ lol I guess no midnight kiss for you then
It would make my life
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you are one heck of a man and just did your momma proud !!!! Congrats !!!! Very proud fan here ....
Gonna be going to high school with my little bro time flys so fast hope this last year of school works out how I have it planed
All I ask for is plans for this weekend
Just got my summer assignment for AP Physics ..
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ awww haha
Sitting here watching Garrick fuck with Hukill while he's sleeping
this Tudors is sooooo good
Got Rick Ross training us at the gym today , death is an understatement _TWITTER-ENTITY_
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you're amazing at sarcasm
My futures all a blur right now maybe that's a good thing . Or maybe it's not
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ that's if I make it into Pitt's med school
Two . More . Hours .
Got called a freshman today , ✋
Just kidding all my female exes would kill me
11 hour shift someone pray for me
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ suchhh great fucking times . Gotta fifth in my hand n shit
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ ? You never said anything about waiting I assumed you were gonna be busy all night
The class I BEST for said I would be a better teacher than the actual teacher #straightup
Had such a good but tiring day .
I'm searching for service so much at this lease . We left at 6:15 it's only 11:15 & amp ; I'm on 7% . In 5 hours I used my entire phones battery .
- Can I just marry someone who's as into Christmas as I am ?? That'd be great . ❄️
Wow that was so funny i forgot to laugh
at least the stress is over .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ oh damn , I'm not off ! But we can try to make it happen !? 🃏
I love how I get lost driving to _TWITTER-ENTITY_ house #typicalbentleystruggles
Now I won't be judged for listening to Christmas music !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ goood and omg ik i hate cold
thank you _TWITTER-ENTITY_ for calling and laughing at us while we are broken down .
um I'm leaving in 5 minutes for a baptism and I totally forgot I have no ragrets written in sharpie on my chest SOS
Someone should probably please call me right now
Right now I'm studying for my math an sociology test tomorrow . As you can see
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you CAN'T do that either .
I feel like shit . I'm glad I scheduled off .
it's a good thing i don't have to work tomorrow ✊
Taylor is mean to Sarah
The people we used to be ... It's even harder to picture , That you're not here next to me .
I've tweeted a lot this period .
honestly could care less
What should I buy with $65 tomorrow ???
#pt which is annoying a little bit
First time having whataburger in almost a month
I can finally walk through my room without tripping over clothes
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ haha I wish I could just tag you in this #notalone
Thank you god for not letting that ball leave !
Well I get one more day to study for my ap world midterm but not siked that we have to go on Monday #yesbutno
final moment with my fav marines for a year
I worry way too much
This bus ride always feels like forever
when my brother and his friends drive by and say run ya pockets hahaha
My work schedule lately So not used to working this much ..
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ yes please
I am currently watching the notebook and laughing at my loneliness ........
I guess I am accepted in the hipster crowd . RAD ! Haha
I look horrible
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ is it ?! I laughed so hard my sister lives right there
First day of work and I already had about 5 costumers comment on my height and ask about my age great
I literally just got home from working all night .
So who wants to txt me
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ no it's 2 but I'm dropping it most of my class is dropping it ...
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ half my hair is like breaking off , its so dead
y do my online class when I can online shop
How long are the classes tomorrow
They say half an hour and it turns to 2 hours
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I need someone to run with too !!
looks like I won't be talking to anyone today because the people I usually talk to hate me
Hard to believe that in less that a year from now I'll be leaving Georgia for a long time ... maybe even for good
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ OMG I figured it out !!
my shame level is SO low , it's almost a shame
I wanted to turn the volume down on my laptop so I turned it down on my phone #IvyLogic
Alls I can do is laugh as you .
Today's going to be a good day
I'm never getting out of here these 10 people still havnt left and I still need to sweep and everything
Well I killed the mosquito !
Wow it's so cool not sleeping
you're so stupid god I wanna punch you
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ we hardly had any kids , but yeah I'm sitting in room watching tv
So glad that today's Friday !
Can someone give me a ride home pretty please ❤️ I'll pay you in gum
I hope you fall down a flight of stairs and get punched in the face by multiple midgets . ✌️✌️
i really wanna spoil someone at Christmas
Now we get to see Texas Tech get the crap knocked out of him
i am glad we're good now
Not really feeling the whole school thing today
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ dude .... urine tho ? come on
Apparently I twitched so hard in my sleep last night it scared my yorkie
so I got 5 hours of sleep ... and now I have to work a 5 hour shift
I fell asleep at 10:30 & amp ; this baby has woken me up 3 times since then
Oh , I have 8 film papers to do , a database project to complete , and 3 final exams to study for by Tuesday ? Sure , I'll take an 8-3 shift
Can I have my long hair back now ? But without the red in it ? That'd be great
I'm going back to school with a lot more shit than I came home with
187 You've always been so sweet and I never meant to indirectly tweet you
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Found out today that I have bad road rage
totally forgot i have work in an hour
I cannot wait to be front row tonight at _TWITTER-ENTITY_ !
I love looking at everyone's pictures and seeing how their style has changed . some are better than others tho .
OMG I love Jeff Dunaham he's funny as hell
Mood swings are out of controlllll this week
Well considering the fact i threw up after my last event ... This 100 breaststroke is about to be fantastic
Almost got kicked out of interact
Going to fail this human bio test tomorrow
I just Woke Up Confused AF
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ oh ok ok good
really just want at least late arrival tomorrow so I have a few more days to study for Scroggs
Last one standing in the dry sauna ! #success #undefeatedchamp
I get so scared when im home alone .
I'm so far in the friendzone , lol . I'm never getting out .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ yeah ... I definitely haven't either
I really get into the conversations I have with myself #handmotionsandall
That was weird
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ we can steal Jaimie's she'll never know
I hope I'm in town for this dance
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ uhohh what
I thought I was over you but I'm not .
I'm going to melt at my softball practice though
I wish you were more open about your feelings
Not spending money is so cool because it means I actually have money in my bac account
I have to wake up an hour earlier for this whole week because my cat claws my door if I don't feed him right away
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ wut do you know happens to me all the time !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ as if I didn't feel bad for ur son already
I just wanna tall to you
What else is gonna go wrong
Popped two Tylenol PMs now I'm sweatin ' .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ shit tommy if only you caught me sooner I have plans to do Taylor tomorrow
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ HAHA so true !
actually I feel like I bother a lot of people
Shoot me in the leg with a BB gun so I know it's real
Lol I fell asleep at 9 and now I'm wide awake
That was a little bit embarrassing
I haven't ate all day
ITS PERIOD WEEK YAY JUST ANOTHER GREAT THING TO ADD TO MY AWESOME MORNING
If anyone's ever looking for me ... The one place you won't find me is school
I'll just play some happy music and try to ignore that
I still have so much homework I've taken like 20 breaks today , maybe that's why I'm not done yet
First college speech today aka freaking out
Ok actually the sad thing is , I pretty much wear that to school everyday anyways . Finals is just a good excuse for it .
I feel like absolute #hatebeingsick
well you're still ugly
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ oh splendid ! I was losing sleep over not knowing this ☺
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ You were right ........
Today makes me want to go and get NCAA 14 . But ill never touch it again after a week ..
I'm seriously about to munch out on those cookies
I like how I only put sunscreen on my face today and that's literally the ONLY place I got sunburnt ...
Learning the chorus of this song is going to be harder than I thought
my head is killing me .
Can we talk about how it's going to be 80 degrees tomorrow and Friday ... #SCprobs #beachprobs ☀️
On my way to see my best friend _TWITTER-ENTITY_ . I'm squealing like a little girl right now I'm so excited
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ unfair is good for me
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ CAN'T WHAT ??? I'm so confused
I don't even have class today and I'm going to school to work on this project
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ well haven is here now
Having anxiety about not doing something perfect the first time you try is the worst
Lol I'm definitely going to homecoming I spent $96 on a dress
Oh Leila you stress mommy out
I just failed on the first text
Yay can't wait till they play adore you on the radio a million times then I'm gonna hate it just like wrecking ball and we can't stop
I need a hug and a bedtime story ?!? #whosedown ?!? #noteveryoneatonce ✋
Does anybody know the difference between the plant and animal cell ?
Guess whose getting no sleep because of coughing
Bryce & gt ; & gt ; & gt ;
If I was a good 5 inches taller life would be perfect but I'm here stuck at 5 feet tall
I'm waiting for cyber Monday
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ every day until next Thursday
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ are you trying to scare away people .. like lets not #SorryNotSorry
s/o to me I have a competition the 23rd n I'll be rushing home to be at Heinz
Lab Practical in 4 hours
We are in love
Sick , achy , and tired .. Work should be fun
I have no clue where I'm staying
Off 2 my 2nd final
I'm laughing to myself in class at the group message this is embarrassing
I swear sometimes _TWITTER-ENTITY_ & amp ; I act more like guys then most guys . #ridiculousconversations #wedontcare
What's her name ? Lauren . With an L ? No a K ... Hahaha
of course I always black out when it's least convenient . gotta love hypoglycemia
That workout tho
Thank god I only have 3 upstairs classes and they gave me a locker downstairs
So used to not having a phone that I totally forgot mine at home . #oopsie
So glad it was a half day though
Like if already know you drew that shit on , no lie
When a person buying something from you requests to meet in a public spot #phew
It's literally so funny listening to what you've told people about what happened
Elias should love me right now .
It's never hot in my room . Why is it right now tho ?
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I feel .... Uh .. Dumb
I may actually cry if I have to wait in this dealership much longer ..
I knew Iona was about to get blown out but I didn't expect this
I just want to get through next Monday ...
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ 8 hours
Another day of whooping _TWITTER-ENTITY_ at fifa ... But I guess that's what happens when he has actual friends and I don't
A big game is coming I hope we don't lose
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ same . I also found food from last club season
I really need to go back too bed
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ still fell asleep !!
A week and a half left till I'm done house sitting and can sleep in my own bed aka the couch
Morgan comes over right when the family decides to play beer pong and tequila shots
Ok . Cables back . Threat level Alpha now .
Now that we have a big freezer in the garage I can steal ice cream from my grandparent's house .
glad I'm not the only one who enjoys going out in public without a bra
I should be asleep considering I have to be at work in 4 1/2 hours .
Becoming more and more agitated by the second .
But on the other hand , I should really finish that body paragraph for Peterson .
When the person you wanna hang out with is somewhere else
It's so hard for me to sleep at Jace's . I'm always in this half sleep and I just cuddle with him the whole time .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ haha from right now til 5 ?!? I skipped my morning class and my next class isn't til 230 .
why did I drink so much
I often forget I have a tattoo ... I look in the mirror to check my hair and I'm like , \Oh yeah ! I've got a tat ... Forgot about that . " "
Im all over the place
the fact that when i get to georgia i have two more christmases
FIRED UP IS ON TV
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ yeah buuuuuttt you prolly have better grades than me
hahahahahaha getting called to cover your coworkers shift at 5 am tomorrow alarm is now set for 430 am
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ me too
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ no one
pandora is just getting me tonight
law & amp ; order : svu marathon by myself my life is miserable
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ we're not really sure
Maybe you shouldn't care so much what others think
just ran 2 miles , ugh
I'm constantly on skyward checking if coach wilson put the test grades in
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Yes . But that is irrelevant in Derm time so just pretend it's 12
Wow the nicest cop in the world just pulled me over and let me off with a warning . #christmasmiracle
true life : i can't go a day without taking a nap .
I just made myself break out into laughter
cuddling with my body pillow bc I'm lame
Okay can they call us and tell us it's a joke now ?
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ takin my lines , I hear ya !!!! I might just do that haha
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ ☺☺ It's a roller coaster of emotions
Day off tmrw
Nothing but smiles after last night #happyfordays
Just stalked my old profile #memories
My nephew says Drew and I should break up because we're mean to each other when we kiss
s/o to kendall for the best night ever _TWITTER-ENTITY_
Literally fuck my life . I would run into Trevor's mom & amp ; sister at Taco Bell
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Every day is boy hating day
I wonder who this kid thinks he is
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you might not think its funny , but its crazy ! Its just a video of ghetto shit . Even worse than Rufus Road
One shatter away from ruining my summer
my hair and makeup looks good today but I hate every selfie I take .
I will be drooling over some sexy cowboys tonight .
His excuse for always running the red light at the bypass , it's timing is off .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Perkins 10 min ... See you there ?
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ your new twitter name
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ DUDE I FINISHED THE ENTRYS FOR THE BOOK
Convinced Maria to go to iowa state next year and her parents pretty much hate me
what happened to my neck last night
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ where are you
That iPhone warning needs to quiet down #scaredshitless
I have so much work for sixth period .. I skipped three days .
#NationalCatDay _TWITTER-ENTITY_ they made a day just for you #annacat
Just finished my application for Eastern
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ ha , right ? & amp ; she's doesn't like me that's what's funny .
So happy that I don't have to see mrs marlow until after break
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ got me dead over here
Hate being on 800 milligrams of pain pills and a muscle relaxer
I can't wait for Mondays game
Sometimes I make out with random things like my pillow so i don't feel as alone ... but for some reason it just makes me feel even more alone
Writing my papers in tiny font and single spaced so when I'm done and double space it it looks like a freaken novel .
Who wants to be my ride to the Brunswick game next week ? If I don't find one now I won't remember til next Friday
I'm actually going to study for this APUS test on Monday . I can't bomb it completely
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ so proud
Really just wanna smack the shit outta you
If I know anything about myself , it's that I can do anything the 2nd time around at the very last minute
I wish I would have a boyfriend to celebrate Christmas with lol
If someone bought me a coffee and brought it to school tomorrow .. I'd probably love you forever
Yay for drunk snapchats
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ so am I gonna get famous now because i had a conversation with you ?
A text to let me know you're okay would be much appreciated thanks
Landed nice and safe !! #PHEW ✈ #WelcomeToPhilly
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ I love you ❤
I choke up on my words a lot then come up with an excuse to leave so I can laugh at myself bc of how much of a fail I am
I don't feel good at all . Only an hour to go
Never really been a fan of haunted things or Halloween but ya gotta try new things sometimes
Mom I know you only wanted socks for Christmas but why are they $25
I feel very fresh
I would just like to take a moment to thank god I have a brother who loves me and and who keeps his phone on loud during the night .
I'm proud to say , that instead of complaining at WF I am 3/4 done with my English essay
Guess I'm going to legends
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ mine too
Need an ice bath
English is so fun haha kinda although mrs Anderson absolutely hates me
Ohio here I come
Like I love who I am , and I love the people I'm close too , but it takes a lot for me to get close to people
JUST HAD MY FIRST ALL-NIGHTER AH THIS IS SO EXCITING deep chats with my lidos _TWITTER-ENTITY_ are the best ! Time for 2 finals
Kait and I have to get up at 8 ..
I haven't been on Twitter all day .
That timber song gets ya girl pumped
Taking my behind the wheel driving test
Feeling kind I confused ATM
Duuuuude . My girl sims are gay
Can we redo that day
If you look in the mirror and don't like what you seeYou can find out firsthand what it's like to be me #np
Jackie's tweet me think of something so nasty/funny and I'm sure it wasn't meant in that way
lets see if I can prepare my Spanish presentation and do an entire chapter in the ap bio workbook during first period ... #senioritis
Gr8 the day I look soo bad I see everyone
wow definitely did not mean to add that picture to my story
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I don't think ill be able to go tho so don't worry
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ throwing pens and stuff
i h8 accounting . Lucky me it's my major
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ smells good all the time she's the definition of perf . ha to bad she's taken
totally gonna regret eating like crap tonight after work outs tomorrow
awh you're tweeting about me
Why you so sweaty ? I was watching cops
Tripped on my way up the stairs ... That's when you know it's going to be a good day
I need a xanax or something . Ha .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ it was PERFECT
Gorge run before work .... Gonna die ☀☀☀
My hair has been in a towel sense about 5:30 ..
Anyone wanna go eat lunch with me ? No ? Okay
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ can i still smack your forehead ?
i just got candy crush tonight and i'm already on level 21 #addicted
When Tuesday is over 277372938194820 weights will be lifted off my shoulders
Today is the day I won't be able to stand anyone even if I was with you last night
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ only reason I'm favoriting all these tweets is cause I see my face everytime u guys tweet .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you literally tweeted my summer in less than 140 characters .
the next 2 and a half weeks will be fun ☀ #BEACH
Haven't even slept yet . Woo .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ after that loss , I needed to see a & m lose .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ yes ! when I lived in priceville and always see him go down my road then I saw him at my new house
#YouDontKnowTheStruggleIf you don't have thick hair
I think I've had a broken toe since forever
Most emotional weekend I have ever had
My grandpa got it .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ we already deciding I'm not leaving you , you're coming with in the suitcase
Me and Christian are gonna kill the game at Black Friday
I try and send something nice and get one reply out of the six
I finally understand why I thought I knew you for so long
I'm such a proud mama of _TWITTER-ENTITY_ outfit today
❤☺ I'm sooooo nervous !
Today in general has just been awful
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I chow down a whole bag . It's sad how addicted I am to them .
I feel like shithole
Now that the weather is warming up , I can finally take Maxx on walks with me . I'll let him play at the park while I do side workouts
Studying is so much fun
Damit Phil , just damit . Hahahaha
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ just thinking about that drive home after I watched it has me scared
Tumblr just kind of helps me explain my life
I always feel like Desiree is going to yell at me when I quote her tweets
doing absolutely nothing tonight just so i can go fail my SATs tomorrow
Since dawn was late he's going like 50 on all these back roads
Say what ? We don't need to do the last 2 paintings ?! The ones I thought I would have to be up all night doing ? #stressreliever #thanksprof
... that awkward moment when you think _TWITTER-ENTITY_ is _TWITTER-ENTITY_
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ yeah totally ! we need to go riding ! I actually saw you at the game with kyra but the bleachers were too damn full to move
Wow the school wifi is finally working
mark comes home in 10 days !
I'm so sore from yesterday .. I probably should work out more often
the snapchats me and Shelby send each other are repulsive
I rlly don't know why my name is _TWITTER-ENTITY_
I'm only always on my phone when I'm nervous
Pretty sure I almost witnessed _TWITTER-ENTITY_ get in a head on collision in front of the trailer park today ?
JK IT WAS A ROUTE 44 POWERADE NOT A LARGE
just want plans for tm
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahaha I know the struggle . I can always figure out what people meant bc i mess up ALL THE TIME . It's a gift really
Lol I'm still going to school tomorrow
My first and last father daughter will be spent with the boot
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ oh man my bad
\Miller & amp ; Salatino in the pit , your first set is breaststroke , second one fly " "
Few more months with these animals
my doctor gave me codeine cause ive had a headache for a month straight .. shit doesn't work
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ wait are you serious I'm sorry
Lol why wouldn't I spill my coffee on myself ?
I'm gonna shoot myself
Oh wait . I don't even live there
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ damn you sound like a crazy gf but I went to some other place idk what it's called
you could hang out with any girl but you have to hang out with the only girl i hate
Dear God , let me pass this stats test tomorrow .
well , back to reality .
And so it begins ... Recruitment weekend
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I just died laughing
So glad the front flash in snapchat shows every imperfection of my face
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ haha I know
Kelsey's already a bad driver . But in the rain ....
Everyone , brace yourselves Imma bout to post my #wcw and they are
Food coma _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_
I actually feel good after that practice
I spend most of my time cooking , cleaning , or sleeping
Whenever I see couples in tv shows or movies get together I always cry because I'm so happy for them lol #sappy
Bad grandpa was hilarious
Nobody woke me up to go to school , soooo here I am still in bed
someone come pack for me #hateit
4 more days of volleyball then I'm done
I wish guys fought over me like the kids in my family does .
I hope tomorrow goes as planned
Mom says im grounded oh when have I ever been grounded never good try
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I have absolutely no idea
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ What are you talking about ? ☺️
Happy Friday , everybody ! #ELE
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ ' s stories makes me feel black
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ whew thanks red I was worried there for a second
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ oh gotcha jw
maybe smoking out of the bong while i'm sick isn't a good idea
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ otherwise its look like you were creeping and then your just stuck looking at your screen like
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ make that afternoon ! I probably won't wake up till 12 actually I'm being serious
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahaha omg potato pancakes ! Pretend this one is that ..
Spending all day tomorrow studying for exams
Dude the snapchat that I got from _TWITTER-ENTITY_ & amp ; malia omg I never thought I laughed that hard
Making cookies for my family I hate
Phew false alarm
Okay , I need sleep .
Oh you like state basketball and Michigan football ? Can I strike you down where you stand
Me to Amber \don't look " what does Amber do ? Looks "
The high for today is only 36 ❄️
Them hooters chicken Brest ran right through me , now I gotta shit
I feel like complete shit
2 early to play softball
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ duh , if course
Good thing I have my dad to come save me when I run out of gas
Guys I meant to send a snapchat to Johannah and I accidentally added it to my story
good luck everyone taking the ACT today .
The fact that I get to sleep in tomorrow excites me way too much
It's been about 12 hours since I even checked on them kinda don't care if they're alright
So glad i finished my online class
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ oh yeah ... I totally knew that !
I think I'm getting sick again
Accidentally just used a straw #palmface
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ oh feww
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ normally I wouldn't find myself taking advice from someone who got a 65 but I'll take it this time
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ oh okay good ! I was like god no !!
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ yeah okay Ryan
My main problem is that it's taking me forever to accomplish stuff right now
Praise God for His timing . Those people almost left self checkout without paying for their groceries . Whew .
The walking dead messes with my emotions way too much !!!
If girls lacrosse gets helmets I'm going to cry
I wanna make brownies .. but my health's sake I shouldn't
Haven't slept in my own bed this entire week
When you try to sneakily take a picture of the Cal basketball team but the flash goes off
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ oh , it's locked .
Just saw three service men and women get home from duty and be reunited with their families ..
Someone pick me up from Tusc Park at 3 so I don't have to walk home .
Just realized I have gym second period
Omg fangirling because _TWITTER-ENTITY_ called me cute
How the FUCK am I supposed to study for midterms when the sponge bob movie is on .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ text me
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ we get more done before 6am _TWITTER-ENTITY_ then most people do all day
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ what ? Now I'm confused
Madiees my wing girl .. oooooh kill ' em
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ is perfect . I'm obsessed
Of course I catch the biggest fish
I feel like I'm a philosopher ..
I'm going for a good workout today .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ your welcome
Never thought I'd be doing a 15 second keg stand in my grad school retreat
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Thanks pal I needed that I feel better
Great that adds another season to watch while I'm supposed to be clothes shopping for school
I made Jason cookies but I forgot to take them to school
There's a Marley Lilly flash sale tonight , so naturally I'm already on their website ordering things
#oomf thinks about sex all the time
First plane of the day #Chicago ✈️
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Haha where's my wheelchair ? You : bro your in your wheelchair !! #lmfao ♿
I have so many tests Tuesday
This week is definitely my push week . I have 4 or 5 scholarships to do , 4 sessions to edit , Crossfit , gymnastics , CNA .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ home sick
Basically , I hate anatomy and am gunna change my major to garbage man
Tomorrow my TL is gonna be packed with drunk people tweeting ' Merica in all caps ... I may not even check twitter tomorrow lol
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ we got you maybe more than just one for you
Oh , you know , just procrastinating by writing music ...
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ uhm okay this just got pretty awkward
\Cuz gas is super cheap and always will be " haha lies "
Okayyy guyz I'm done with the numbers
Brittany gets so hyper during the night
I just got in a car crash ❄️ everyone's ok
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ thank youuu
Have to pee but too tired to get up
So much to do today , so little time
Only because I got completely screwed over . Hahaah
I only have to work in 5 hours ... #BlackFriday
Actually regret not getting anything nice
Don't have pillows with tassels if you have a cat #byetassels
Hopefully with the girls tonight _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_
I knew _TWITTER-ENTITY_ loved me . She just brushed & amp ; played with my hair then braided it . It's all because I'm injured . #LoveHer
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I can imagine for you ! When I woke up , I don't think I've ever been thirstier
I don't have work to do or anything
I was supposed to read the testimony of Joseph Smith tonight and I didn't
Time for bed ! Gotta be up bright and early at 5:20
So happy I don't have class tomorrow
If I knew I was having company tonight maybe I would have done this homework hours ago
999- I honestly have no idea who you are but that could change
If my attitude for finals is the same as it has been today .... I have no hope ......
This weeks gonna be tough , with 2 lifts a day . #RiseNGrind
Whole bottle of hairspray set aside for tomorrow mornings experiment
So tired I could die
If my favorite song had been named what it was originally supposed to have been named , I'd hate it .
Guess it will pay off in the end
Hooray ! Finally got a bed for _TWITTER-ENTITY_ and I so we don't have to share a twin
Let me just embarrass myself all the time whatever i dont care
❤☀ this how excited I am if Friday works out
Left my homework in my room
This ceramics video
Baby shower shopping with my mom #yayy
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Wish I could retweet
I seriously have like all the symptoms for mono ..
My hair has a mind of its own today
Just 5 more hours at work been here since 12
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I'm on the treadmill laughing to myself ! we're too cute
Pretty sure I manage to screw up just about everything
so shane just pulled the ditch on me , guess ill go to bed
Who wants to bring me balloons and cookies tomorrow
#elementaryschoolmemories when a girl got her period on the floor of the bathroom
The brookdale counseling is by far the slowest and most pathetic excuse for student services known to man Just give me my classes , bitch .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ more then one thing ...
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ yes ma'am
Math homework for the next three hours .
I only have 33% battery and 3 hours left of babysitting
You can come home with me I'll be nice to you
I used to like bands & amp ; all that shit
seeing anchorman 2 with _TWITTER-ENTITY_ !! Bout to laugh our asses off
Oh it's still open . False alarm phew . Dicks
& amp ; & amp ; I'm stuck outside in the 2 degree weather for the rest of the day
ha during our first walkthrough with music i fell in jumps and my shoe fell off
I talk way to much haha
Max just told me I was nasty and I'd never get a boyfriend ...
Probably gonna hit up the chiller in the next few weeks I can't skate though
you can't just give us a 4 day weekend and expect us to do any homework come on Justin-Siena
It'd be nice to get a random text from someone I care about that I don't see like everyday and they say they miss me
i find myself hilarious sometimes
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Until you and _TWITTER-ENTITY_ help me next semester with my Calc class
The remainder of this week & amp ; this weekend will consist of studying for exams and doing feathers review sheet
Heather better check that snapchat
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ gettttt happppy . ✌
Angles are everything ladies
I broke 3 brushes in the process of brushing my hair
Finally #TeamiPhone again
Thank god I'm not the bad guy anymore
Just saw an interview of magic Johnson where he admits to having sex with 6 women at one time ..... What .....
I'm turning into a liberal and I don't like it
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ not even in Florida yet
Snow = horse blanket weather = hell
Weight off my shoulders
My mom tells me and my sis \ if ya don't shush I'll knock ya out , " in her southern accent .... "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you'd be porous I meant proud idk
Gotta be up nice & amp ; early for work
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ So did I
Jordan was freakin out hearing sirens & amp ; not knowing where it was coming from ... 20 mns later he noticed ed is in my room playing GTAV
I don't know why I get so ignorant on twitter
I'm always the one to mess up a good thing
' Please make me good I've been on my knees all day '
I wish my boyfriend could drive already so we could go on cute little dates all the time
That damn girl still needs help .. _TWITTER-ENTITY_
My butt has stretch marks
I'm so emotionalllllll . #why
Now I just hope we don't get scheduled for sat
so I get home from practice and a cat almost attacked me I'm forever scared of cats
this heat tho
Eating pizza tonight reminded me of having to pick the bell peppers off of oomfs pizza this summer
gotta wake up super early tomorrow #FreshmanProbsss
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ could be the new Josh Morgan ! We have found a replacement
The only good thing about tonight was that I finally got my eyebrows done
I just finished typing my 6 page paper for BYU !!!!! yessss
I'm really workin the subwoofer tonight ha
My parking gets worse and worse everyday
Awkward is my middle name
We have to go to 1st hour for 10 minutes .. Well my days ruined
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ and I didn't wake up till 10 30 so we would of been late dropping it off
People are still in school right now
anon tweet : your awesome . lol . and tall we haven't hangout since this summer . text me and well make plans .
kinda forgot that if you throw sprinkles on your cookies w/ them in the oven that they'll burn
great to know
After a day of eating at Hooters and bowling I have $0.02 left in my bank account #thankyoubasedgod
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ ok good
Probably should not have said that ... #whoops
By friends I mean me myself and mackenzie
Who wants to give me a wake up call at 6 ??? I never wake up to my alarm
Almost screwed up again today
I made a 93 A on my Algebra 2 test you guys
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ lol ! Well good luck on that !
Dying . Brb . Ohhh my god !!!!
Damn great drive Newton haha
Haha it's only gonna be in the 50's by the time I'm out of bio tomorrow #hellouggs
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ how are you calculating how much protein you need ? Sorry , lots of questions
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ and then they said she got paid to get that big
But seriously , will someone please give me a ride tomorrow morning . I promise ill get my license within 2 weeks .
“ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ : After the video I showed Cam of me tonight , I think its safe to say we're best friends” honestly soo funny !
Missing when I could just yell from my dorm room for someone to come hang out with me
Such a beautiful area with cranberry bogs and all that , though so glad to not come back after today and finally be done with observations !
that vocab test killed me
not ready to retake this chem test
Will I see _TWITTER-ENTITY_ tomorrow ?!
Last day of gym class tomorrow ! #sentimental
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ oh sorry , easy mistake ;}
9 wow you're presh I can't even
Maybe the south will rise again #msmooneysclass _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_
English is harder than algebra 2 in homeschooling . & amp ; I'm having to teach myself . I'm thinking back to public school .
I'm so scared
I have to get focused in my classes #struggling
I've got to be at the school I about 15 mins .. And I have no clue where my uniform is .
its safe to say insanity just kicked me & amp ; _TWITTER-ENTITY_ asss ' #Dying #Insanity
if Tyler , The Creator wants to make out , ill be alright with that
#ImAttractedTo boys that are attracted to me ....... so no one
Did you guys know that whooping cough can cause you to pull muscles and bruise your ribs cause I just found this out From experience #oh
I feel like an idiot now
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ oh my gosh
another sweaty baseball game
all I want for Christmas is to be adopted by someone else
I told myself I was going to go to bed early ..... it's almost 12 #ohwell
i love being so in shape that I don't get tired after a two hour run
Getting out of bed is a struggle today . #Sore
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ it's not loading or it's just a black screen
I always regret staying up late cause I am so tired in the morning .
I HAVE SO MUCH HOMEWORK
I should probably stop wasting my cellular data online shopping and customizing Nikes
Roller coaster ... of love
I'm so tired that I'm not tired
Okay , cause I can't say it directly to you , you are gorgeous . And if you are reading this and think it may/may not be about you , it is .
Figuring out how to do costumes has got to me the most frustrating things ever
I've been having the most vivid strange dreams lately .
addy got my bouncing off the walls lol
Always good to listen to Grandpas wisdom ... even if he's directing u how to cut the grass
im exhausted and have to babysit again at 7 in the morning
Boys don't flock all at once
You're complaining about people judging others .. But all of your other posts are of you judging someone , awkwardd
now that I'm home my mom won't leave me alone
The things bre and Casey dare me to do
That was the best pee of my life
Good to know allllllllll the graduation money I get is gonna go to student loans when I'm done with college
Guess who got home and is about to pass out ? Me
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ okay good i was getting worried that we weren't gonna be friends anymore
Currently dying from the work Out my sister and I just did FEEL THE BURN
Well today my dad pulled a tree off my car
If I actually ate healthy id probably be in the best shape of my life
Women always call me ugly , till they find out how much money I make . Then they call me ugly , and poor .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you're in 2 of the 7 pictures .
It's fine this baby didn't just wake me up bc it was screaming or anything
still have 3 hours left
Hour 20 of being awake
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you're such a bitch .
My Clio got into SCAD ! Who knows , maybe our dreams of living together will work out .
That or a UL Lafayette ragin Cajun
love waking up without a voice
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ wheeww that was a close one !
Second time was just as good
My global average is going to tank now
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I actually really enjoy ISYS ... Lol . except those damn assignments every week
I want some Jordan 4 again ! Someone buy them for meeeee
OMG I raised my hand , now I'm sweating
I needed that
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ is it okay that my project's format matched the computer twitter rather than the mobile ?
Texting 15times a minute , going to someone's house at 5 in the am .. Yeah , can't tell ? Lmao goodbye .
Sometimes I forget when I'm talking to a blonde then they just remind me
Like why can't I have that ... I'm cool right ?
I would a get a cold this week
HAHAHAHAH it's only Wednesday
Babysitting tomorrow all day then work . I mean making money is better than high school
Okay this whole getting sick thing is crap
Catching your phone before it falls in water > & gt ; & gt ;
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ That stuff the other night must've got to you because you're tweeting like you're high !
I feel like , if I was a teacher , I would be Mrs. hobratschk . A little nice dressing , snobby perfectionist .
Seriously feel like a new person right now
what's a life
I still can't get over the fact firelands shot a 590
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ if only I could snap shat already saved videos
Too much fun
I just can't find the motive to try and look good for school
My dad is getting me the complete series of Friends .. I'm beyond excited
Oh gosh stop it with the hot pocket commercials
It's a little warm today
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I really don't get why everyone likes this book so much ... and I'm supposed to have a summary over each chapter by tomorrow
Hopefully debit cards are waterproof .
Why must I be such an emotionally confused individual
Pulling an all nighter
Idk but all I can eat is salad without having to die of stomach pain
I don't mind warm weather but it's too hot out
I've been freaking out about my phone dying and my charger has been in my pocket this whole time
Boots or vans tonight ? Hmm
I have a crush on life .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ drooling and crying and smiling as I tweet
Probably getting zero sleep tonight
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ good thing I'm employed already
Getting sick the day before tryouts #JustMyLuck
When I'm mad I want to goto the gym . For instance right now , as soon as it 8:00 and I'm done babysitting you know where you'll find me !
#APEC KILLED ME TODAY . _TWITTER-ENTITY_
Ok I love lady gaga but Applause needs to stop
How are you not sweating right now
I'm broke as a joke
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ 7 more hours
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I rlly am
Lord have mercy on me .
Norman bound .
Lol new family guys
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ love you the longest time ❤️
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ did you get your new phone yet
I have projects to do in 3 of my classes and dinsdales is the worst one it makes me want to cry
#PvSwampMonster wow !
When coach says \on the railings " "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ since when
I'm honestly screwed for American studies and idk what to do
Not knowing if a snapchat is personally for you or everyone
At least _TWITTER-ENTITY_ thinks im funny #thankyouchic
Spanish and math in the same day .
Anyone see me almost tie tumbling ?
Definitely just ditched a section of orientation #sorrynotsorry
As the waitress runs r 1/2 a bottle of 1/2 price wine out 2 the car that I left on the table #Oops
my cat just chased me around the yard 5 times . she thinks she's a dog
That's it , I'm just gonna dye my hair red
Just spilt an entire Thirstbuster in my floor
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ do you switch schools ?
There seriously is something about truck .. ❤
Just getting home which means I'm gunna be so exhausted tomorrow .
My parents are going to wildwood for the weekend and I'll be working
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ chill I only fight if I have riders with me
Damn .. Shouldn't have done that ..
I feel so refreshed ☀
My dad wants to go to Virginia for Christmas and my mom wants to go to Georgia now I have to choose where I'm going
And I still have pink eyelashes
Ten minutes if intense and after a mile run . You could say I'm dead .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I can't get it fixed until tomorrow and I can barely see anything with all the cracks
An apple , banana , and pizza for breakfast this morning .
It's kind of sad how excited I am for the subway date I'm havin tonight with my roomies lol .
Everyone is in a bad mood today ... It makes me wanna be extra cheerful
I'm so hungry .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ lmfao how do you feel about the pups now that they peed on your phone
Snow on Christmas Eve is making me tear up a little bit ❄️⛄️
Soo I think I should finish this paper since its due at midnight
This late night eating has gotta stop
I feel so much better now about things and it's the weekend !
One of the hosts made a joke that the crystal ball they are ascending in Time Square represents Miley Cyrus ' music video
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ lol that's very true hasn't happened yet !
Ohhh now we lost hahaha !!
I usually don't mind school but I'm really not feeling it today
At least I wasn't the only person who didn't finish
Coming to the realization that I actually have to go to school tomorrow ...
Like Roseville has some chill people , but other than that its full of rude uppity people .
My brothers asked me to play Black Ops with them , I beat them 105 kills to 30 . Hahahah
I think I own more christmas ties than I can wear this last week before break
I think I've switched around my classes like 20 times this year .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you're working out ?!! I'm so proud
My weather app says it's currently 91% humidity ... Forget that shit
I have too much homework so I think I'm just going to go to bed .
At least I didn't have to run the mile in advance pe
I yell at EVERY volleyball game I go to CCS girls probably hate it by now
Never mind it's sill there
I went to homecoming with the same person for 3 year . #LameAsFuck
“ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ : If you're gonna wear yoga pants , wear a thong . Thanks . ” _TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahaha what we say to the ratchets at school .
I don't now how some people find laying out relaxing #sweatin #poppedamolly
I laugh too hard sometimes
gossip girl is killing me rn
After today is over I will not have to stress over school for a month
I'm totally failing my history final
Cleaning my whole upstairs & gt ;
She's weird but i love here though .
My mom is seriously my best friend
I always catch myself lol-ing _TWITTER-ENTITY_ spongebob
who am I kidding , I can't stop thinking . I guess team no sleep
I just don't understand
Texting Kell about how excited we are is not helping the focus in school
I lost control of my car while turning for a split second because I was holding my white chocolate mocha in one hand
Double todaaaay .
I'm pretty sure I branded myself with the seatbelt
I said a girls name from my school , and she was like I didn't know you knew my name ☺ and I was like uhh well yeah it's Redwater lol .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Elf is the only Christmas movie that should be watched before December
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ MY HOUSE TOO
sweat baby sweat baby , sex is a Texas drought
Lol when your stomach growls in a dead silent classroom
I lost my phone , I can't go to the soccer game , and everyone's being mean to me today . So yeah imma just chill in my bed and cry
Go like my last picture on IG . #thirstytweet
Sooo I'll be stopping by McDonalds on my way home to pick up a job application after that chemistry final
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahahahhah I love you
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I'm at work , and I was in a rush to tweet that
Leave me and my PS3 alone guys I know we the best and y'all suck but it's okay . You will be great as us , okay .
can't miss school today bc if I do then I can't go to the game tonight
Wait , I have to play all night again just kill me know , let's get the pain over with #sosore
I remember when I fell down the stairs last year soooooo embarrassing
thanks for making me feel like shit #reallyneededthat
It's not my fault . I have overactive sweat glands
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ oh shit who about
\ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ : Let’s play carpenter . I’ll be the hammer and I’ll nail you . " "
And my moms a faggot and just flipped me off for it I hate u
Wasting All These Tears by Cassadee Pope gets me pumped every time !
Where is everyone ?
Really wish _TWITTER-ENTITY_ was in cross country cause Godley is at my school right now
OMG I FEEL SO MUCH BETTER
I'm going to bed early . Night . ✌️
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ get a room , ain't nobody got time for romances ... Oh wait
I would so take #oomf to homecoming but they would probably say no so I'm screwed
so stressed i don't even know what to do with myself
Literally cannot wait until December ... _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ ☀
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ you two crack me in half ! #iloveit
Why do I like you so much
i really need to get up
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ just said I talk too much haha would ya look at that .
So over this BIM 2 class rn
So sore .
i wish i had friends ...
All this time off gives me way too much time to think
Found an extra pair of contacts yessss
Making my mother an Instagram was a huge mistake
Forever late to everything ... I mean I did get 30 detentions in hs for tardies
The amount of ice cream i've eaten today is ridiculous
But for real though everyone pray my sister in law goes into labor so I can go home for a little during the break ... #stuckinutah
I'm so pissed off
Lost my phone for a quick 5 min
Glad ALL my friends are choosing to ignore me at the same time .
Never mind , problem solved
When you fight so hard for something and you finally get it and realize you really don't want it anymore ..
The Fagnanos crack me up ..
I don't think you can stick your butt out anymore in that picture what's wrong with the world today
I just finished writing my last paper for this semester . Can I get an amen ? #praiseJesus
Double days tmrw liiiiike
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ me either ! Can't wait for tomorrow
It's been I minute since I have taken out the old Nikon . I hope I'm not too rusty at this photo thing
Crying laughing at Impractical jokers
10:45 practice in the morning
In that case , I'm screwed .
Good workout ready to be back in shape
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ will do
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you're tweets always make me smile Ciara .
Yuppp first failed test of the year
I made it .... now I just have to figure out the nearest gas station between CCE and flower mound🆘
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ it's seriously so funny
Damn I got a 90 on my chem test ! I really wanted that hundo though
Can't sleep .... have an ap test in the morning .... story of my life .... this is grrrreat ....
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ but doesn't it ALL !! Lol
No matter what I do I can't stop feeling ugly it's kind of sad
Okay I'm liking this cheerleading on ESPN ....
HE'S HERE GUYS
there are so many Hannah's I never know if it's about me
Someone sent my mom 2 dozen roses ... why can't someone do that for me ?
I Have Good Morning Texts From Yesterday Waiting To Be Read . Whoops .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ See now this is what I mean ... I might as well just put spam as my name ... Is that were I go in your emails ... The\Spam " section "
Forgot to grab my coat .
It's cool man . It's cool .
You can do this Katie go to sleep
I swear this show reminds me of my family #Roseanne
SO HOT RIGHT NOW
The summer after the next is going to be perfect , I just want to fast forward through 2014
She makes nervous
Looking at purity rings since my one year of being man free is coming up
And now my own moms blaming me
Vines make me a happier person .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ I always treat guys better than they treat me so there's that
why did I stay up till three last night
So lost in Honors physics
I saw my dogs for the first time in 2 months and laughed so hard I actually cried because they have gotten so hilariously fat
\ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ : THE KIDS BOP VERSION OF THRIFT SHOP SAYS WALK UP IN THE CLUB LIKE WHADDUP I GOT A COOL MOM " haha _TWITTER-ENTITY_ "
My professor looks like Walter white
Dude , _TWITTER-ENTITY_ can I snapchat you ??? :3 pretty please with a cherry on top ??!
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ dude I would be terrified
Oh ok that explains
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ lol I really can't remember . .
Me passing Peds is a early Christmas miracle .
Education midterm is done .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ No one believes me that dolphin rape exists .
A good old rivalry , this ain't shit on Ohio State Michigan tho
David's telling me about all his girlfriends ☺
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I'm so glad you decided to cut me out your twitter picture hahah
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ oh yes bb
Savannah Montano is perfect
These refs just about drove me upp the walls
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I don't get either
Well I officially give up .
3 more hours
Mentally preparing myself to get raped by this Econ test
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ never been so turned on by one movie #magicmike
So excited to be done with everything tmrw
My dad thinks we are having family movie night and he's making us all go to the store just to rent the movie ...
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I gained over 300
Bet I won't say that to his face tho
Got told that on the evil scale , I'm an eight out of ten ... oh .. okay ...
Having flash backs !
1st one awake , AA's alarm has been ringing for 20 minutes , & amp ; Laurie needs her Starbucks before we do presents .. My anxiety right now ...
I leave the group message for 5 minutes and I come back to my house being volunteered as the dream team sleepover house !! #ohwell
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ glad I passed
i would take a picture of the ribbon cutting ceremony but they'd see my phone and then i would be sent to juvenile hall with the new rules
Cleaned up my room and found 17 beer bottle caps on my floor
That sounded fucked up
Dylan hit me with my bottle today and made my lip bleed
Tell twitter about your relationship problems again today . Hurry we're waiting .
That run felt amazing
Good timing ? Yeah , apparently that's something I don't have .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ glad to hear it
I was thinking I had school tomorrow but then remembered I'm out
I have a test on ch 3 in calc tomorrow and know absolutely nothing .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ it's sending weird messages to people and twitting weird stuff lol
I almost got pissed when the announcements just came on ....
Everyone gets wigs now
Ha still have not left my bed . Wish I had a roommate that would at least do this with me ... Or at least hangout with me . Ha
8am practice on the coldest Thanksgiving in 100 years
Had a little 9 yr old girl hug me so of course I hugged her back . She then looked up at me , smiled & amp ; said awesome .
Looks like I'm sitting home alone until 7
For a split second there .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ can u and i Come
Actually still laughing to myself that Mr. Stack said Sandown instead of Sanborn
My mood got 56x better since last period , I'm so happy !
The fact that my chances of eating bojangles today is pretty high keeps my positive attitude going
The reactions people have after seeing my phone & gt ; & gt ; & gt ;
Guys remember when it was a big deal when bit ray Cyrus didn't wear a seatbelt that one time
Not having cheerleading tomorrow night is a great feeling ❤️
A week and we will be back in school ...
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ phewf was feeling a little un-american for a sec
So happy that my car has the best heater and warms up super fast and gets super hot to where you wanna break out in sweat
The guy at Auntie Anne's asked me for my number
Everything was so much different a few months ago
I guess the family has another night on Chicago :/ so we get less than 24 hours together before I leave for band camp !
I'm addicted to downloading horrible games on my phone .
Finally getting to bed and I have to wake up at 7 !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ IM SO SORRY ! #Oops we can still go !!
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I wanna say spaghetti but it really wasn't
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ so ?
today is going soo slow and it's only 2nd period
Working 6 days this week
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I bought one also but I don't know whether to wear it or not
someone adopt me and show me love
Didn't even know we had a bowling team
I'm really really really hyper for some reason
I feel like this drive just gets longer and longer
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ they were my original plan , sorry
lol he has no clue how I feel about him
So who wants to let me take a shower at their house tomorrow because my house has a water leak
Just remembered _TWITTER-ENTITY_ made me cry yesterday with her cute text love her #foreverfamily ❤
If they cancel school I'll be saltier than the roads are going to be tomorrow
My life is so
So awkward when your teacher calls you out on falling asleep all the time .
This ought to be an interesting game
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ for a sec i thought you posted a different picture just now ... but alright whatever .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ according to my mom that won't happen til I have kidz
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I'm not cooking anyone that's too much pressure
only 199 miles to go
My dad just tried killing me with a trash bag
I can't go to the DMV without them telling me I don't have enough paperwork for something
I just sent lynsey the gayest text
Your so cute !
What a beautiful day
I'm burning up because I'm so burnt
I forgot about the thrill of spinnin & amp ; slidin to get up my hill every winter
Grocery shopping should not be done on an empty stomach . Oh well
I could freak out right now BUT I'm not going to .
Glad that's over
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahah it's a struggle
I've had a migraine for days
I told this guy I lost his number and I just texted him merry Christmas by accident . Fuck
I was really hoping that my hair being red was just a dream but nah
Had me worried there . Lol .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I will when he comes home . glad you enjoyed
The only thing holding the pieces of glass on my screen is my screen protector lmaooo
Just realized I have no plans for the weekend .
DONE WITH PHYSICS BY 5
You'll never phase me
Of course there's a train , its not like I'm running late or anything
What was I thinking 2 years ago today !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ oh ...
Tammie said that she would watch tangled with me
Five more days
Dad just raised hell at Home Depot . Of course
I look like such an idiot trying to eat breakfast with my mouth numb
This week is going to be rough #letsgetterdone
Who wants to come over and paint my room with me ?
On That Note ; Goodnight
Just had to get really ghetto for that post to Cody
still don't have plans for New Years
Tbh I think I sweat more than the average dude
Take me back to summer
good thing I forgot I had tutoring tomorrow #lovelife
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ I have .... Ummm ... I have .... Uhhhhhh .... Let's see ... Ummm .... Oh yeah no one
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I know I meant to go today but I got caught up in something .. And if you can't pay the whole membership well go half and half
So many bruises . Everywhere
hey I'm on the 3rd page !
For those of you who were wondering capital hill really is a HILL . Exploring our nation's capital isn't a saunter in the park #brbsweating
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahahahah story of my life
Just drove all the way to the Groves Taco Bell cause ours is out of Cinnabon balls
I set myself up for disappointment bc its gonna happen eventually , so mine as well be ready & amp ; expect the worst .
wait the banquet is Monday isn't it
S/O to Charleigh for letting me wear her jeans at school today
 k guys
I'm never going to be able to get up tomorrow
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ honestly I was completely joking . I'm working all day today . Plus idk , my beach body's a work in progress
Did _TWITTER-ENTITY_ and _TWITTER-ENTITY_ really come in my room to talk to me about chicken dip at 4:30 in the morning or was I dreaming ?
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ you're right . I have learned so much
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ lol thanks and yeah you can keep us in line . Im the oldest of the bunch being 23 haha
LOL _TWITTER-ENTITY_ me procrastinating right now .
I mean yeah maybe I might of gained 7 pounds this year so far but at least my butt got bigger
Sooooooo . Who wants to take me the game ?
Working out always makes me feel incredible after
I have this love/hate relationship with being friends with _TWITTER-ENTITY_ during Christmas cause her gifts always beat mine
Almost cried actual tears of joy when I realized it's daylight savings time .
S/O to _TWITTER-ENTITY_ for making it awko between me and that Chi-O
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ good luck ! everyone regrets pictures in middle school & amp ; junior high . Well , at least I do
My 4 year old cousin took my finger while I was sleeping and unlocked my phone
Of course . The week I cut Bobby Rainey
Need to decide on a tattoo
I just wanna know why people keep texting me asking what happened to Chase #NotMyChase
I witnessed Tyler Rico's arm in a bucket of sauce
Wait it's already December ?
Yaaaay , the hardest day of my life is finally over
Woke up to 190 messages from Kenna because I was gonna be late to our date .
My little brother is going to his first tball practice I'm so happy .
My mom is watching the Twilight Zone marathon . This is an every year thing . New Years included . #twilightzone
Wish my bra wasn't so nice or id throw it at _TWITTER-ENTITY_ too
My dad is actually being so funny tonight
It's already Thursday
I just got back and already spent all my money
I want ios7 but it's not out yet . how is everybody getting it ?
Not really sure what I'm doing tonight
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I've watched all 7 episodes of season 4 of the walking dead in the past two days ... Different kind but I still have a problem
\ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ : Tomorrow is New Year's Eve !!! Let's goooo ""
I love my hair .
It's supposed to be 97 today
Being honest I would kill half the people I'm forced to go to school with
Lol I'm so whipped for you
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ where's my mom lol
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ It's cause I'm funny
That was intense . Wooooo
I enjoy being a sideline hoe
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ exactly ! along with the fact that I was next to my mom and I had no idea what they were going to say was just too risky
Can't believe he's going to meet my parents this weekend
Every single one of my friends has a date to homecoming except for me ... I'm sophomore class favorite , you'd think people would like me
like I need days for friends , family , myself and my cat ... that I'm allergic to .
Finally get to watch the Blues playoffs #STL
So beautiful out today , loveeeee the pnw sometimes
Who wants to help me w precalc
I have no gas , no cash , and forgot my debit card . HAAAA
I actually don't mind going to school today !
I'm confused about your sexuality lol
made all these paper chains for my tree
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I'm sorry ! Lol I'm getting better just relax
I will never understand how a boys mind works , EVER
HAPPY PRAXIS PASSING DAY ! _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_
My parents got me my missing class ring for Christmas
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ so proud
Watching We're The Millers with the parents . #thisisntawkward
Please tag me next time
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ have fun praising Jesus with that amount of sleep
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ not even I would gladly take a big burger too
5 more days til I get my baby .. While im excited , im pretty scared too .
I have so much homework for Monday
Baseball players are my thing
Jackass & amp ; a bag of onion rings
sometimes I forget I'm Clark Kent too
I just noticed i have no friends ..
Just saw the most beautiful thing ever ahhhhhhhhh
Where can I go to confession ?
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ there's upside down crosses scratched in your wall behing your tv
my dog gets as many likes as my selfies
You are pathetic ✌
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ it's the first thing I noticed in the picture . In the background
Girls wouldn't have a problem texting a guy first if we didn't get labeled thirsty 9 times outta 10 for doing so .. #justttsayin
It would be unreal being that close to a great white shark
Sydney probably hates me for staying in her bed all day
speaking of , the pants i'm wearing belong to Jasmine & amp ; my thickness/fatness stretched them out & amp ; she can no longer fit them
I can't believe Brandon is 5 years older than me
Brazilian booty workout timeee
Well lets hope my luggage comes sometime tomorrow and doesn't get lost
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ ohhhhhhhhh I thought you meant like she died or something !!! #whhheeeeew
Love being locked out of my house
SOMEONE JUST POSTED A PICTURE OF DANIELLE AND SAID \SHE'S PRETTY , TALENTED , KINDA FAMOUS , AND GETS THE 10 INCHES " #omgicant "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I did too . I was just about to tweet those lyrics haha
literally working on two things at once #probzzz
Just bought my favorite movie , anybody wanna come watch it ?! #TheGreatGatsby
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ definitely just suggested I become a stripper at the club around the corner . #BlackCatStripClub
Its so cute seeing my friends having cute nicknames and then im over here like ! My names kalene !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ should pick me up a Wawa iced coffee cause I love her and I'll pay her back on Friday ?!?
I just love being subtweeted #not
Wow I'm having phone issues today
Mom : if you don't clean , Bobby's not coming over Me : oh
I hate grocery shopping for my mom
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ bitchass finally got a new phone
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ why are we so great
#HallOfFame _TWITTER-ENTITY_ ... I mean ... it's just ... #Whew
Glad to get accepted into my top safety school already #family #almamater
Welcome to the great Flyer Nation ... home of the falcons ... _TWITTER-ENTITY_
I don't want Christmas to be over
Greys anatomy marathon by myself , means unlimited tears .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ at least you don't have to worry about missing your flight or having it delayed
Phew dodged that bullet
Football football oh and more football
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I go over 3-4 times
The fact kovach said no class tomorrow
Should have worn sunscreen
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ marry me
so naturally I'm crawling right back into bed when I get out
Had to wear skinny jeans today because I couldn't find my leggings . Please bear with me skinny jeans as I gain 20 pounds .
I love carrying 50 pounds of shit in the rain to the back parking lot
Grant texted me at 8:30 saying brb driving .... haven't heard from him since , I wonder if he is still cruising
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ try soccer camps and workouts
Send me another dragon city request . I dare you
The SAT will be the death of me this weekend
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahaha ok
Last tweet was from my mom #truestory
my sore throat is finally gone after 12 days
why do I do this to myself
I always cry when I'm stressed out but surprisingly I'm laughing ! #IHateSchool
Not even 8 o'clock and she's managed to ruin my day
looks like our boyfriends are getting pay back for us making them watch the Notebook _TWITTER-ENTITY_
literally feel like I annoy the shit out of you sometimes
I'm taking _TWITTER-ENTITY_ screenshotting privileges away . Kay
Even kids pants too long
Every penny I make this week is going towards presents
I've never been to Florida and I wanna go now
Is it bad that I always wake up and find different bruises everywhere
I get so giddy when Adam Elmakias favorites my tweets .
S/O to _TWITTER-ENTITY_ for making his 12th twitter account
Baylee has messed up . I would be the girl to get 10,000 retweets
Had to run the table real quick #GaveThemTheDeathCup
hard work pays off
My twitter & amp ; messages are set to the biggest font .. Blind probs
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ It's going to be tough , but I think you can do it !
I hope this maid takes a long time to get to our room , I'm still in bed
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I left my bed for the first time at 5:30 pm today . And that was to tan and go to the gym and then to the library
Spending the rest of my night in the library #killme
At HCC's library on a Friday doing a research paper .
Sometimes I'm way too pathetic and ridiculous because _TWITTER-ENTITY_ spoils me so much .....
I'm gonna be the best father in the world man ! Not for at least another 10 years though
The ultimate struggle is me right now
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ it was autocorrect anyway ...
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahaha ooo nooo
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ My dentist calls me a Persian princess ... #DaHell
Can't find my headphones
S/o to me who'd about to bomb the PSATs
Got to wear my nose ring for cap and gown pictures
\This time the niggas really blind " #LoiterSquad _TWITTER-ENTITY_ "
Sore and tire guys this is working !
90 minute game . 9 girls , no subs ... Dang ⚽
Glad that's over with
I tell Lisa EVERYTHING sorry _TWITTER-ENTITY_
Our teacher never showed up to the study session for a quiz we have tomorrow .
it did it again
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ he just sent out an email . Test at 10 unless classes are delayed . I still haven't studied yet .
Come by and see me on thanks giving from 8:00 pm-1am and before closing on Friday at Pacsun ! ❤️ #goingtodie
Literally been watching netflix all day
Last minute dress shopping
of course the guy next to me in class just took his shoes & amp ; socks off .
But y'all want everything to do with my sister
I don't get it ? ..
And now I basically straightened my hair for nothing
i just went from okay to so mad in like 1 minute
too excited to sleep knowing ill see anabelle tomorrow
at least _TWITTER-ENTITY_ wasn't my mcm this week
squatted 125 today #proud
K I've probably done my hair a total of 3 times this year
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ what do we put into the calc
Chris Hensler thinks he can beat me in 1v1 basketball
Drew got ran over by his own car today ... Damn
Nothing like procrastination
let's forget the past mistakes and make new mistakes
Still have my hospital bracelet on #swagie
Like everyone hates me .
Just woke up .. Ha .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I like putting things in weird spots .
Thank god I'm going in late
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ good that's what I put
I have no social life now
Idek if I can make it through the next hour and a half
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ im already emotional go away
“ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ : I want to text you but I know you don't want to text me sooo this sucks . ” Exactly my life !!
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ HAHAHA DEAL !
I just really love that emoji .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ me .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ yea it is because I'll video chat with you guys from the restaurant
I really need to clean out my car
Love the fact like I went to bed at 3 and woke up at 7
5 more days
People need to text me
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ so proud of a andrew quoting me .
Emily osment is hotter than miley
Me and Christian are the same height
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ You're welcome Jess !
My mom said if i get all A's i can get my belly button pierced . In conclusion , i will never be able to get my belly button pierced .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ haha you have school #sucks
almost dropped my phone in my coffee cup #closeone
Debating on if I should go to school tomorrow and Tuesday ..
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ my mommy bought a sauna . Now you can hangout with me
Work is rough to say the least
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ how much did he cost
Talkin football ... with a girl ! Guarantee _TWITTER-ENTITY_ knows a lot more than I do about it though .
\ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ : Gunna cry myself to sleeeep " everyday thing for me "
blessed to be at Ihop rn on this Sunday morning ☺️ _TWITTER-ENTITY_
I've been doing school work for almost 9 hours today .. Safe to say I want to cry
My sisters Christmas present was going to Florida for 2 months .... I'm beyond jealous
I never sleep anymore
I hope you know I hate all three of you
Ok jokes over I seriously need to figure out a homecoming date
MY LIFE JUST GOT SO COMPLICATED FROM THE TXT I JUST GOT
I'm so indecisive ..
don't even like being in this house because there's only one thing I think about
Can a big bag of money just fall from the sky and land by me already
Off to the hospital
I don't understand why me and _TWITTER-ENTITY_ are still on Xbox #straightchillin
I'm usually not a movie person , but today afterwork I am going to rent my first movie through redbox : \The Perks of Being A Wallflower " "
Gta is always there for me
All girls want a good guy , look in front of you
That news about Mr. Gotthem is horrifying and amazing all at the same time . Like what .
I think I make myself laugh more than anyone else makes me laugh it's ok
Try babysitting a monster who likes to get into everything with a wine hangover ...
Idk what I'm complaining about my surgery is 15 mins and _TWITTER-ENTITY_ is 7 hours
The day it snows i get front row parkinggg & gt ; & gt ; & gt ; & gt ; & gt ; & gt ; happiest person alive lol
a successful weekend of 0-4
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ yeah wicked awesome
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ that was a close one
I'm gonna stay up all night
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ ☺ #truuu
Sometimes people like me too ...
I only have 356 contacts
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I don't get it ?!
Might be the hottest day ever . Ever .
Wasnt really the best idea watching the new miley cyrus wrecking ball video in public yikes .
It's ok I'll just talk to all my other 0 friends
I've only talked to bp guys for the last 12 hours
ANYBODY HAVE A TENT WE CAN BORRRROWWW ?
Thanks to the ACT I feel like a failure at life .
Hey girl , I'm an athlete AND a ballerina #dontbehatin #proud _TWITTER-ENTITY_
Getting a different homecoming dress for the third time , oh welllll
I have to be up at 7:30
I hate school and all da bitches in it
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ i had to slow down with shoving them in my mouth or i was going to choke
Got 3rd place in class one yorks !!!!!!
Teionna and Elma are dancing on the bed . Wtf
Damn y'all it's my first #hickey . Quit with all the ridicule .
Getting photos printed I feel like a real photographer
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ oh okay good
Sent _TWITTER-ENTITY_ the most random meme on accident but it's hilarious
That'd be nice if cole texted me back
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I die everytime I watch them fight
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ yeah I know , sorry that just pissed me off
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ busted ...
ttu for baseball in the a.m. _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_
Kenny Chesney is the perfect music for one of those nights ..
I spoil so many people come christmas time
My girl not allowed to wear Lebron's , she might mess around and think she getting a ring this year .
If you wanna beat me at being stubborn you ain't gonna win _TWITTER-ENTITY_ I love our nights .
just made it to Birmingham in less than 2 hours , LPs driving is no joke
Maybe he's just playing Xbox
Presenting in front of a bunch of Kiwanians at their conference meeting today ........
I almost cried because i thought my phone had a crack
I know I made an A on that midterm thank God and I don't have to take my Am . Government until tomorrow WOO HOOO .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ me freaking too ! Harry had a runny nose as one point , but long hair don't care I'm still INLOVE w him , boogers and all
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ oohhhhh hahah I get it
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I knew
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I've never seen it
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ awe thanks ken ken
Do I need to write it on a brick and throw it at your fucking face ? Will the help
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I get to pull out my white jeans yaaaaay !
My car can finally make it up my driveway #FuckThisIce
My phone cannot die right now
I want to go to the game but it's freakin hot
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ neither did I
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ what um no
9% battery and no charger .
Oh and remember when I told you that public school was awful & amp ; u didn't learn anything ??? Look where I am now _TWITTER-ENTITY_ #YouWereRight
I texted like 10 people asking if they could cover my shift and they all said that cant
I guess Jordan's mom should know by now , when I say I'm on my way it's gonna be like an hour
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ lol it's fuckin wager he'll get over a bad present or two
At least my teddy bear believes in me
I'm so glad Caleb doesn't screen shot my snap chats
don't ever wax your own eyebrows ... mariette to the rescue !
Crying tears of joy because this is my last chem lecture with Sorenson for the semester
Currently watching the purge by myself so uh who wants to join ?
glad I found a same boyfriend
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Your tweets are so relatable , I can't evenIly doe so don't be sad
Why do I pretend I'm playing the guitar every time country music is playing .. #canthelpit
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ one that never goes away The truth comes out . Just a reminder of what those extra reps & amp ; 5 lbs do for you #NeverSettle
Been watching love story movies on Netflix alllll day ...
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ what ?
People's true feelings come out when they are drunk . Proven fact .
I wanna know why we're in lock down
Is it bad when your mom tells you that she thinks you have lost muscle mass ? #wtf
This is the worst I have procrastinated all year
I apologize for the amount of football related tweets I tweet on game day
Still loling at the fact our oven caught on fire today & amp ; we somehow managed to put it out
I miss Catfish
We really just got a mcdouble for Carly ❤
just when my knees got better
Having to finish my cooler and study for 3 tests this week is too much for me
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ gee , thanks trace !
Yeah not really feeling that Chemistry test tomorrow
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ well i live in westerville and literally do nothing during the week cuz loaner
not sure why you favored that ?
Hung out with a dude who was 6'7 last night ..
I wear a size Adult XL gloves
Thank God that is over with . Good thing it was harder then the past 2 times , just what I prayed for
Thank you _TWITTER-ENTITY_ for getting that song stuck in my head again
I feel bad for saying hoe on twitter ....
All the cheerleaders have boyfriends that come to the game . Then there's me ✌️
Today is a good workout
Lukes tweets are so random
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ which is why I bought the fish in the first place
This is literally going to be one of the best Christmas breaks ever .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I mean it's beautiful and everything , there just isn't anything to do unless you're 21 .
So on the opposite note .... instead of cuddling with the air I decide to JustDance .
I hate homework
Our entire grade officially can drive
Working a 9 hour shift on only a few hours of sleep . How lovely
Parents are trying their hardest to make me not go to Lincoln .. They even said Woodcreek is an option
Seeing you never gets any easier .
\ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ : Weird how I can fix other people's love lifes yet mine is literally nonexistent ""
Never expected to see a #subtweet about me show up in my feed .
Just got done mowing ! #Sweating #Hot
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ sry bro it was too zoomed out w/ the whole pic , plus I only put attractive peeps in my twit pic
Using this day off to get rid of stuff in my room so hopefully that makes packing easier #wishmeluck
Such a nervous wreck already
I love being put in group messages . But everytime I say something no one responds to me lolol
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ me too Bree
Oh my god Justin's so cute
The paint off the hood of my truck is flying off . How great
I just lost 3 hours of sleep I didn't get
This creepy dude looked off my paper the whole time . That's just too bad . I haven't been in this class in a week and don't know anything
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ You won't! I promise ! Once it's your turn to go to the guys , you can hug them all and talk to them and stuff
My grandma has an ecigg✋
I've successfully trained my upper body but was less successful at washing my hair afterwards .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I'd watch those bleachers , they're pretty dang old ! Might just fall through or something .
Holy shit I just ate so much garlic bread I don't even think Colgate can help me #lolol
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ listen to \homegurl " by bone .. Danny's song ! "
I only got 3k online
There's nothing more annoying that girls that live by there horoscope
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ ok phew thank god
I'm that one person in the class that actually think geometry is fun
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ STOP YOUR GOING TO MAKE ME CRY .
So if someone wanted to invite me to hang out tonight .. I totally wouldn't be mad .
Makes sense now
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ oh okay I was bout to say god damn everybody's doing this . Where you going ?!
Welp I'm out
so does _TWITTER-ENTITY_
You know you're exhausted when you come in to work with your leggings inside out
Just submitted my CU app and I couldn't be more last minute ... Lol whatever it's still #relieving
This bus driver had the air on fu blast and I'm pretty sure every hair I shaved off last night , grew back .
Can't wait to be in a car all day
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahaha oh you're whipped too cutie . it's never a bad thing
Where are all this cute girls coming from
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ and I are having the weirdest day ever
I pulled up next to my coworker but she didn't notice when I laughed and waved ... Awk so I'm gonna act like I didn't notice her either
10 away from 4000 , who wants if ?
awesome weather for a barbecue
Throwback to a few nights ago when I fell asleep in the Kroger parking lot on the floor #2013Memories ahhh ... Crazy night lmao
probably gonna flunk all my classes
Well that really makes me mad
guess who's alarm didn't go off
OH MY GOD NO MRS MUNFORD THIS WEEK IM LITERALLY CRYING IN JOY
My dad turns 50 today
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ how do you know I was talking about you ?
but none of you know what that's like
Presentation , lab , turned in a bunch of papers
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ it was rough to watch
Just raced two hot guys in an ambulance haha . Yessssss .
having to do 3 reviews today and study is just gonna be so much fun . #collegelife
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ okay fine , but no one else !!! And you get hole plugging duty .
My room smells like a man , which is odd considering I haven't had one in here in god knows how long
Up at 6 wooo
Hahahahaha right at the same time
please love me so I can be as happy as all of my friends
so I've already gotten a letter about my excessive absences
can't sleep ✊
It's been a year since I last got tattooed , so I think that means time for a new one next week
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ ok wow . U need to slow your roll big dog
If you have a girlfriend , and she hangs out with her guy friends more then you she is most likely getting it in .
Can't wait to be one of _TWITTER-ENTITY_ video hoes
Seriously sweating buckets . What a work out .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Yes ! She is hilarious ! I have a feeling she was probably to busy to rehearse anything .
This presentation will be the death of me
I want to text #oomf or I could sit here and think about it and eventually fall asleep
Sult family struggle with _TWITTER-ENTITY_ right now at Sweet Eugene's
In da sauna sweating last nights alcohol out , even though I'm drinking more tonight #pointless
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ yessss lol .
I think _TWITTER-ENTITY_ is going to hate me before the night is over
Nevermind people got ahead of myself they're still for sale
☺ the range of emotions I go through when I receive a snapchat
So glad I got that presentation over with !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ tomorrow we had to drive all the way to Mesa to get him .. It's a German Shepard though
got the biggest headache , but never slept so good in my life .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I was this year but I didn't play a lot I played both and got to play against Mountain View it was dope
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ probably cannot contain his joy right now . I know I can't ⚾️
I have no clue what to be for Halloween
I'd probably fail if it wasn't for him ....
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ well thanks for the motivation Erin , you're making me feel so much better
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Phew that was a close one
I was cooking so fast I forgot to season the cabbage .... still came out good though
As soon as _TWITTER-ENTITY_ gets to _TWITTER-ENTITY_ house , I'm a ghost .
I walked out of the house and forgot pants ... Whoopsie
Can't wait to be passed out on a bunch of drugs tomorrow
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Me either !
Mom : hey Kenz , guess what ! I went sky diving . I went Rocky Mountain climbing . Kenz : Oh ya , I think I saw the video of that
I still need to pack , fml
I'm good at making big mistakes nbd
Just aced my last final , so proud of myself
Freshman karaoke ✔
I'm dying !!!!
still have not done my math homework .
I am soooo glad our softball team works together and has no drama . Unlike Blhs baseball boys ..
My mother is extra psyco this morning
AAA- my mom constantly tells me how attractive you are
Imma shed a tear when I'm done with this show ..
Is so cold idk how I'll survive in Oregon over break
I swear I'm NEVER quiet in waiting rooms .
Actually considering going to bed right now
such a bittersweet feeling #moving
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ my life
getting into bed is hard when you can't bend your legs
Girls only say I hate you to guys that they love
The conversation about me being the only sibling not yet married manages to come up at every family gathering . Hey I'm 18 please stop
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I thought that was on butts ..
SORRY TO BREAK IT TO YOU HUNNY , but you're not even remotely close to being #1 so hush that large mouth of your ✋
Idk if I'm still drunk or just delusional . Oh god . Who's idea was it to let sam buy me fireball ?!
Why do I have to work to 10
Today this kid left a note on the floor in English saying he government is watching you " "
Can I put my dog as my #mcm ?
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I can't breathe
I've been late to every class today #rebelchild
How you know that was about you
Yay for having to baby sit at 8:00 in the morning tomorrow
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ every once in a while . Don't really have time now .
Today is like the first day out of the year I'm dressing up
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I wouldn't know either lol
And so tired . Why do fire calls have to last for so long when there's nothing to do
Having an emotional breakdown while everyone sleeps
Why does my team insist on having a group message EVERY night no one cares #sorrylivvy
Why must I be addicted to bath an body works !!!! This would be why I go broke
Friday night gym session with my baby #motivation #dedication
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I plan on having a sophomore year geena night tonight made me think of u
Omfg my mom slurps her fucking coffee every morning and it makes me legit want to kill her and myself
Everyone gets all excited for days this hot and I'm like bring in the snow bc it'll be even hotter in Mark's tonight
I like working out w like maybe 1 or 2 other people but idk all of varsity , jv1 & amp ; jv2 , that's gonna be a little nerve racking
Mom says I'm gonna die because I drink redbull
I'm just a tad bit excited for him to come home .. Lol
I might cut Haleigh right now .....
the security guard at the pool just gave me another reason to not like him
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ guess who doesn't care ?!
Well after seeing all of that , I'm glad i dodged that bullet . If you are that insecure , #oomf
hello ? is it friday yet ?
I don't think anyone realizes how much that means to me .
I want to go to NYC for Christmas
Too top my day off I just ran into my garage door really hard
Decided to stay on the pill can't risk becoming more emotional then crazy ass is now .
Just poured hot chocolate all in my bed
How is it that 14 year olds get 100 likes on ig & amp ; I'm lucky enough to get 11
Wow it's obvious I haven't played COD in awhile
My own snapchats make me laugh
seriously wtf about to go delete every picture I've ever taken of myself
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ : You wrote about me ?? I feel so special !! Love you , have a good day at school ❤❤❤ _TWITTER-ENTITY_
My mom would be so proud of Glee club right now .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ shut up really
And I said no cause I'd rather play xbox
I don't think you can even call my phone an iPhone anymore it's so fucked up lolol
I'm always home alone
About to go camping in 27 degree weather . Definitely not liking my decision right now ❄️❄️
Might mess around & amp ; not go to school next week ..
finally watching Pitch Perfect
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ really ?
good golly miss molly
Fucking crying watching the vine of _TWITTER-ENTITY_ falling in a ditch
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ oh you know , I couldn't hear the people talking because they was whispering lol
If I put my sweat from tonight in a bucket , I could probably fill 3 decent sized buckets
Currently watching my 13th episode of #Parenthood today _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_
Dying over _TWITTER-ENTITY_ #demwhiteboyz
The end of the Hannah Montana movie > & gt ; & gt ; & gt ; & gt ;
I have a bid body to try and fill in
gotta listen to my fav songs now because alexis doesn't let me play them when we hangout
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ no way that all i talk about to Lauren
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ omg I didn't even know about that menu thanks ! Lol
Omg please stop texting me you obviously don't get it , I don't like youuuuuuuu
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ aww no offense ! My cousin said that . Maybe it's true ?
Definitely mind over matter on this ride #keeppluggingaway
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ so are you gunna come over this week while we put our decorations up and my dad gets drunk , like last year or what
Holy shit that inclined elliptical just kicked my ass
Omg I'm sweating in my car I hope I don't stink when I go back to work
too bad I have no one to cuddle with
hopefully i will be
Why do you keep tweeting that ..
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I have Nike socks and shoes on but Adidas is still better
Waiting for your professor to put in a grade that will determine your letter grade for that semester
356 miles left
It feels so good to be on break
I think I'm about to get kicked out of my house for playing my music so loud
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ good things
jay said he's coming over after work ... he doesn't get off work til 11 .. what is this
Too much to ask ?
Have not had one single thing to eat today . Oh fucking well .
really don't wanna take this exam today . social is my worst .
Good thing I have workouts tomorrow cause I ate way too much food over the break
I don't even act my age
I wish I knew what my plans were for tonight
you honestly make me smile and idk what to do
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ OMG ! No way !!
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahahaha
I don't know you well but you're funny on twitter we should be friends
I'll get it tomorrow .
Awww , see I know you didn't really want to break up internet ... #welcomeback
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ okay I have his songs on my phone but I don't have an AUX cord in my car sooooo
Oh wait ... No one DM'd me that kind of thing must be for just chicks
I'm so funny I swear
I just got dressed in less then 5 minutes #SoLate #AsAlways
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ IM GREAT . ASDFGHJKL ✌
I have 4 reasons I work ... This reasons are _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ there's no other reason to work !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you haven't always been
Two people have made me cry in a good way this weekend
I went from chapter 4 to chapter 26 in 45 minutes it's a miracle
\ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ : Receiving snap chats of girls saying they are " turnt " every night is getting rather annoying . " _TWITTER-ENTITY_ #oops "
Omg my pandora will work at midnight
So happy that Pittsburgh isn't in the playoffs
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ extremely . And Noah keeps talking about last night
So much for trying to see my crush on Christmas
Can I just get out and walk . I have moved 10 feet in 20 minutes
The long phone calls I have with my best friend at night > & gt ; & gt ; & gt ;
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I knew it ! it's cool cuz we have mutual feelings
This year of no sex is gonna suck . #SorryNotSorry
i'm really scared of thunder and lightning
If he wasnt so sexy , id break up with him .
Literally free to do what I want 5 out of the 31 days in October
Just got hired at Dairy Queen too , but I'm the managers bitch for cleaning .
Just dance wore me out !!
had a mini panic attack last night bc finals .. and garrett took me to get ice cream .
K the one time I actually make myself food I drop this freaking hot pan on my foot
Did I really just get blocked for this
Where my real friends at ?
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I feel them coming .
I woke up on my floor
Dad ( in baby voice talking to dogs I love Minty and I love Sasha .. .. AND WHY DO YOU THINK YOU CAN JUST SHIT EVERYWHERE ?! #BiPolar
For the next week I'm gonna be locked up I'm my room studying for finals
White castles again
Here we go
Borrowed my mom's iPod , and apparently she's been jamming to All Gold Everything .
Soooo coach told me I'm not allowed at practice until I don't sound like shit why thank you Coach Morgan
Props to _TWITTER-ENTITY_ for scaring the shit out of me when I walked in the room #bravo
looking at this nursing school application essay like
I'd give anything to have perfect tumbling
ouch , I bit my lip super hard while sleeping . whoops .
I didn't get any sleep
Waking up on Christmas Eve to snow on the ground and still coming down ❄️ mxjdjsjqjrgjrdfv is this real life it's a Christmas miracle
I thought I was in twitter jail for a quick second
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ mine peed her pants twice and left her pants in the room #iwin
gym . tomorrow . 5:30 am . _TWITTER-ENTITY_ we can do ittttttt
Why am I up !
Locked out of my house
That was close
When I find bud in my purse
I'm probably more nervous for this game than the players are
Currently locked out of my house
I've been working on algebra for 30 minutes and I've only done 8 problems
I just realized that the little hands on the clock app move
Nothing like waking up with a headache !!
Most stressful week of the year
If someone got me a puppy I think id be for the moment but after that id be pissed off
So . Stressed .
How anxious I just became when I saw the _TWITTER-ENTITY_ movie cutout at the movies is ridiculous . _TWITTER-ENTITY_
So glad that Tessanne won #TheVoiceFinale , but even more glad that the season is over . My dad's obsession with it was becoming too real .
HAHA last night ...
Happiest moment was when me _TWITTER-ENTITY_ found out that it's August now so we can use pandora again
So many people saying how there broken . Like I was literally broken . Relax , I'm sure you'll be just fine .
about to make my commute to chapel hill
I now officially recieve texts about 25 days of Christmas
Lol alrighty then ill just talk to you later tonight✌
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you have no idea
This semester was a pain I can't imagine it getting harder next semester
Logan left his lights on
I need help
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ all mine are gonna go down because of finals .. I'm so bad at taking tests
chemistry haunts me . and this is only chem 101
Our sub looks like a 17 year old . Yet she's 39 ..
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ no like yeah I know sxt me
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ yeah just do one at a time , I'm doing 5 at a time bc I have too much hair
What's up with the cat ?
Just realized I didn't even spell psychology right . How did I finish 4 years of high school English
I WILL BE IN PANAMA NEXT SATURDAY ! Omgomgomg
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ there will be no tolerance for bitches here ! haha miss you .
NTB 4 lyfe .
I really know how to mess shit up
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ we were so awful to our poor barbies .. But there's nothing wrong with a little body modification here and there .
I'll just stay at angels again , I mean it's not like I haven't left since last saturday it's been 8 days straight now
Getting this work out in
Don't worry peeps , I just remembered to set my alarm for 12:45 tomorrow so at least I don't miss out on lunch for the day .
Today makes my first time being in the back of a police car for something other than violence or drug possession
I'm mad at the teachers cramming in tests before break
Just gotta type this
Just flew by an undercover on 83 going a solid 35 over
NOT ANYONES WCW AGAIN , WHAT A SURPRISE
\ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ : I have 3 sides : 1 . The quiet side . 2 . The fun/crazy side . 3 . The side you never want to see . ""
I would say you're the peanut butter to my jelly but I don't like peanut butter ... so that doesn't work _TWITTER-ENTITY_
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I didn't grow til summer of sophomore year . But I grew tall . I'm like 6 now ! "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ lmao I hate you
Omg I'm so nervous ..
Does anybody know how to tell when deer jerky is done ? I'm in charge and have no clue .....
My finger print scanner won't work when my skins prunnyy ..
Never going to the mall again at this time of year
Locked out of the house for the next two hours
I miss _TWITTER-ENTITY_
Awaiting my fathers arrival upon which I will force him to get my oil changed
Can it be Saturday ?
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ nah on . That was a sincere and yet civilized conversation though
Weird how I'm moving #sotired
My dad drank a 5 hour energy . I drank a monster . And we have to radio turned up . Getting schleeeeeeepy
The Easter bunny skipped my house . Asshole .
Thank god I'm only here till 3
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ wow okay I see you
My interior lights
ha awk ...
In other news I work until Friday
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahaha . That was so funny !!
So thankful I have no classes today
I worry about _TWITTER-ENTITY_ and _TWITTER-ENTITY_
Anyone have an extra pair of ankle braces I can use this week ?
Out of all the years I have been year . I'm still not used to this Texas weather
I just did 150 conjuguemos problems just to realize i wasn't logged in
The fact that I didn't get good sleep and have to wake up early is awesome
My essay writing attempt just turned into singing along to throwback songs , but this took me by no surprise . #canthelpit
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ caught me at it again
Mr. Hayes says the same thing over and over again
First place all-around !!!!!!!! #Unbelievable
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ I'm not brining anything
I woke up to the sweetest message ever & amp ; I don't even know who it's from
Finally done with my paper
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Ohh haha I can't even tell anymore lmao ! And yea
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ oh I'm prepared alright
You'll understand when you're a girl _TWITTER-ENTITY_
my friends are wearing fucking bathing suits .
yay can't wait to see all the cute couples in the halls tmrw
Up to skip tommorow
\ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ : 16 pieces of toast gone " this guy "
So uh maybe I should apply to a college
My third leg is growing too fast
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ idek the rest
missing the whole game cuz i have work
AND that nigh when you wanted to stay with him , he was with me
at least i'm sick during pointless days
Driving school tomorrow
Never realized how much toilet paper there is on a roll
thanks jarrod for leaving me at your house alone
Looking pretty homeless today
4th day in a row I've missed my bus
When Jenn calls me weird I can't take her seriously she's the biggest freak I know
Why did I wear a sweater to class again ... waaay to hot for this
is it bad that I just got Bahama Buck's bc I didn't have any during the summer ? it's like 60 degrees outside
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ dude same and I'm nervous that I'm gonna come home and not be able to find a job
oh yay I just remember I have my appt tomorrow for my stomach
I need to be packed , up and ready by 7
My desk lamp would break during finals week
Science crew loves each other again
Who needs friends uk I'm so lonely
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ so I found a pic of me & amp ; you & amp ; Skylor from Friday night .... All I have to say is LOL _TWITTER-ENTITY_ me .
What a weekend #tooperf
Another awkward moment when someone thinks I'm the girl from the great gastby
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ glad we avoided him lol
My jaw is completely locked lol this is fun .
Nelly is SO perfect
It is so freezing outside
I'm up like I don't have to be up at 6:30 in the morning
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you know whatever ! I'm down with the situation ! Lol
My mom synced her phone to get all my ipad texts
haven't been on twitter in 11 hours
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I have to watch Zoe
Seriously contemplating pulling an all-nighter studying . I mean I have cheer practice in a few hours anyways soo ... #teamnosleep
Working out with _TWITTER-ENTITY_
Idk how _TWITTER-ENTITY_ and _TWITTER-ENTITY_ put up with me
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Well shit let's go to the library tomorrow
I really hate driving with most people in the car because most people can't drive
Finally almost caught up with my homework
When my mom reminds me of the first time my dad met _TWITTER-ENTITY_ #awkward #dontremindme
if I'm cold in my house how am I supposed to go skiing ?
The downfall of jakes is that i have unlimited access to a soda machine ..... Fuck
90210 and One Tree Hill are over with and people are just now watching it and it makes me sad that no one watched it with me when it was on
How do I tell my parents I don't want to watch a movie with them
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ knows me so well
go to bed at almost 3 , wake up at 10 something .
Purdue makes me Lol
I cannot believe this is happening
my bf can text me anytime now
why did I sign up for the SAT tomorrow
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ lol thanks #iTry
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I know
The home button on my phones broken this is great
So I just busted my ass riding a longboard
Back to 40 hour work weeks .. #NoWinterBreakForMe
annnndddd my jewelry tree fell over good really wanted to pick that up piece by piece
So glad _TWITTER-ENTITY_ feels the same way about life as me and is just as lost as I am
I just remembered how I made a promise to throw one hahaha
My eye makeup remover always makes me look like I just bawled my eyes out
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ don't say that ! Good thing I won't be sleeping tonight ..
Anyone at school
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I don't think I could be in a pop punk bands . My knees aren't bony enough and not straight edge .
I'm so happy , I thought I was gonna fail that final .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ lmao everyone hates me seriously
My puppy has been awake for 3 hours now and he hasn't taken a nap yet
Yeah so fuck me
It's always a competition between schools like stfu
lol _TWITTER-ENTITY_ my parents for thinking I have a boyfriend here in Arizona
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ it's crazy so far !! When are u gonna see it ?
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ ..
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ wasn't enough room
Get out of school at 10 then straight to work for 8 hours ... Cool
Elizabeth just got so excited because I told her that they're building a cookout in Lexington
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ those legs
Crying on my way home Because I finally get to see my little brother
Take a deep breathe & amp ; relax
So glad I actually have a cool link crew leader _TWITTER-ENTITY_
I just got asked how I was doing by two black guys and then told I reminded them of Pocahontas . Thank you , I think ? #macomb
Why didn't I know that Darren Shan came out with a new book series ? I . MUST . READ ...... After game of thrones ....
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ BUT I think I'm going to the beaver ...
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I was singing ice cream truck today during practice .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ and im stuck home for the night
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ there's a Monday for that
I have all the songs we sing and dance to in toddler class at church stuck in my head .
No Tori , they're singing you're just so retarded that you can't hear it .
First ever crossfit workout #success
Determined to make the deans list by the end of Spring semester no matter how hard I have to work #motivation
I like going through and reading my tweets because I find myself really funny
Just gonna keep quiet
First time going to Chemistry in two weeks , didn't know I missed 5th that many times
Thought I have ceramics today so now I don't have any of my bio stuff
Mrs. Angel said it's not a waste of money because I could take the mini fridge to college lol she said I can keep it in her room
Could you like not
instead of going downstairs & amp ; yelling all that I'm just gonna use it as a guilt trip on my dad to buy me 2 new bikinis today instead of 1
Such a killer workout #motivation #dedication
The power would go off in the hotel #sketch
So much to do , so little time
I can't stop shaking
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ can I come
Looks like I'm drinking my coffee black this morning
Dad is whistling the tune to the farmers only commercial .
Oops , Umm you're cute ?
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ why am I even talking to you ?
My family likes Josh more than they like me
Did it .
4th drunk call of the night , anyone else ?
Just keep hearing more and more great news .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ lmaoooo okay fine . Then falling back asleep bc I have plans later
Already Wednesday .
i never do anything on the weekends kinda funny .
So glad _TWITTER-ENTITY_ finally said hi back to _TWITTER-ENTITY_ .
And now he wants to watch Sons
Practicing starships makes me so tired
What a fun weekend ahead .
Home Sweet Home .... here we come !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ it wasn't , but i wouldn't mind if you did ....
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ don't worry guys I made it 200 just now
Spongebob is on
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ yes working 3-10 today
Going to work right after the gym & lt ; errrrrrherrrrr
All I'm saying is ... _TWITTER-ENTITY_ better be in class tomorrow
thank god I don't go to ccm anymore ; I couldn't bear the thought of being in the caf anymore & amp ; never seeing _TWITTER-ENTITY_ #phew
I'm just glad i'll be coming back to South Carolina & amp ; stay with my aunt again in October
oh i remember when he said those exact same things to me too
Spent way too much money today #CantTakeItWhenImGone
college is going to be different ????? that's what everyone says and i hope it's true
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ o
I want Cory's truck
talking to Kara and Jess about how I have to think about college soon .... I'm a baby wut
I feel like I always find a way to ruin things
Shit I forgot to call _TWITTER-ENTITY_
algebra more like
My balls are so warm
Damn you chocolate cupcakes
Having to find a job
Kealan got his first buck
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ i got you #proudmoment
I wonder if _TWITTER-ENTITY_ knows that _TWITTER-ENTITY_ has very broken English Asian problems
My school alarm is set for tomorrow
Sometimes I'm just like \how can people find me attractive . Look at my face . Like wtf . " "
forever getting hit with that read and no reply it's so fine
I'm a nice person
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ missin katie
\Just wait 2 seconds , we'll be together ... " _TWITTER-ENTITY_ "
Dawson's creek is honestly adorable
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahah my bad .. maybe that'll help out with all those quizzes I've failed ...
You're the only thing on my mind tonight . I can't even sleep .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ guess what I'm doing as I tweet ?
Let's pop some Molly and really wht happens
my room is 59 degrees
Cheering has destroyed my hips
mixed emotions right now ☺❤❤
These kids behind us are getting on my last freaking nerves . ✋
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I literately just changed it it's gabes mask thing
I don't like being an option for someone .
I just did that just to piss someone off & amp ; now it backfired
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ i didnt say it was fast
So neither me or Kent know if we work today cuz he took a pic of the schedule but ya know left out the actual days so we have no idea
“ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ : I see a pattern here ... ”
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ same !! Why have I not seen you everywhere ?
Welp my lifes over
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ esp during the holidays
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I wish I had someone
“ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ : Reading what people wrote in my year books , and just remembered _TWITTER-ENTITY_ was my first kiss . Love you Samantha ! ”
So I found a new flavor at Bahama bucks . Sour cherry & amp ; sour blue raspberry . Literally ate the whole entire thing .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ that's where all mine went/is still going ..
I don't know ifnim gonna be able to remember this stupid formula for the bio quiz
Considering shoveling my workout for the day , I legitimately worked up a sweat ❄❄❄
That's how often I get a day off
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I drive around to the back of my house that's all
I really should stick to my fingerprint from now on
That just shows how stupid you fucking are Tricia , my tweet wasn't even about you honey . #getthefuckouttahere #youaintshit
Taking shots since 11am . Only in my house
Basically I have no idea what to expect to open in the morning , because I still don't know what I want
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ she asleep , she told me so stop tweeting her like holy shit
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you need to work on your math I'm coming on the 18th
Wow first day of school , & amp ; I looked like complete shit nothing new
I really fucking miss how my life was a few months ago honestly
Everyone have fun at homecoming
Only thing I don't like about Christmas is we always have lasagna and I actually hate lasagna more than life so I just eat all the bread ..
Easy day of work so far , just 5 hours left
I've been up for 15 hours already and it's only 4:30 here
❤️❤️❤️ great job #Niners
Do not wanna get up early
Idc . Girls by Kid Cudi still one of my favorite songs .
She's the best ☺️ _TWITTER-ENTITY_
3 tests tomorrow
Finishing with an 89 in a class
Still haven't fallen asleep
Sometimes I really cannot stand you
so it's the last Saturday of 2013 & amp ; I have no plans
Oh my God I just watched gravity with Sandra Bullock and thank god she survived
I'm still confused on my days because of the other night
way to go jacob way to piss off mom good job
Hahahaha I'm in the worst mood of my life
its really embarrassing to be crying in front of your whole family
I GO TO CHURCH EVERY GODDAMN SUNDAY AND YOU BRING THE DEMONS OUTA ME
2 hours of sleep and back to wide awake
I've watched 27 episodes of Hannah Montana in two days . #fag
it just got really hot in here
It's my fave to be at the gym so early
Their are so many sequels to movies coming out next month
SOS HELP if I can make it through these next 8 hours I can make it through anything
Work 54 hours this week too
My sleeping schedule is sooooo fucked . Just napped for 3 hours feel like I could run a marathon and I have to get up at 6 am tomorrow
No classes with anyone
Wonder how much the price will go up on yeezy's now
Oh but don't worry I can get a new phone June 2015
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ good for you
Have not laughed that hard today so funny
I catch my self doing the stupidest things .
I hope this isn't another one of my bad decisions ... I don't think I can handle another one if my mistakes this semester
7 school days until finals
- Andy Dalton
I always do dumb shit and regret it as soon as I do it
Plan C : Ask him at least 20x when he's getting up #thisshouldbefun
Well that tweet is 100% about me
I have the hardest classes this year
This coffee got me sweatin
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ 6 hours of classes for me today haha
Hehe and I'm just a DA cause I keep thinking your gonna stick around
if the lady cuts more of my hair than she should ill cry
Just realized that I'm like , the only young person in my family that isn't in a relationship ... #singlelife
If I hear the teacher say we had homework over the break I'm gonna be like oh ...
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ that tweet just confused me so bad ! Hahahaha . I dont understand .
I'm literarily the youngest out of the whole senior class at academy
Your twitter pic is making me uneasy ..... There is no way that life makes you that happy .
I found out we had a snow day after I had already drank two cups of coffee
An hour and eighteen minuet phone call
passed all my ogts
lol still haven't bought presents for my friends
Got my senior pictures back ... All of them are ugly
Ironically that was the ONLY thing I really wanted and didnt ask for .
After driving for 2 hours I never wanna do it again
I'm so hungry it's unreal
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ running this town how we want to
I'm just having a really shitty day
With all this excitement on twitter I didn't realize I passed 1,000 tweets
I hope I find someone special that will actually like me back
My battery seriously just went from 10% to 2% in less than two minutes
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ it's a joke !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ couldn't even tell ya
Luv making things awkward
I'm just happy it's Friday
It's like miserably hot outside
I should probably go for a run
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ haha yeah it's gonna be rough
Somebody keep me company while I stay up all night to study for finals #imserious #teamnosleep
100% humidity outside so ...
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I try lol
I need to take a trip to Forever 21 with the money I don't have .
Well I told you I was crazyyy
Yoga Pilates just kicked my butt
One more day _TWITTER-ENTITY_
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ maybe a little bit hahaha
All my throwback Thursday pictures are more like fraud Friday pictures of myself ... #embarrassing
Of course there's a train when I'm actually going to be on time to school ...
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ oh trust me , I always try to warn them , but no matter how much I yell at them , they never seem to listen ...
It's almost August
Awkward moment when you're sitting in your living room with my mom in a towel & amp ; ramar & amp ; his friend walk out ✌️
“ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ : Everything I want for Christmas is out of stock . #mylife ” tell me bout it
Could count endless reasons to be upset .... But for some reason I'm not at all .
Im friends with the monster thats under my bed , get along with the voices inside of my head
Thank god for not working at Cracker Barrel today
Mr. French told us the funniest thing that happened between you two
Wtf . 57
Just overheard one of my brothers tell my cousin I have a wilder side than they ever thought about having ... hehh
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ I told my parents that vodka was yours , sorry
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ OH MY GOD THIS IS WHY I LOVE YOU I CANT EVEN
my lights are still on cause I'm still terrified
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I think so I could try and save you a pair though
Wow today is not my morning
there are so many piercings & amp ; tattoos I want it's a little upsetting
Great adventures with _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahaha
you're soooo cute but sometimes you can be really creepy idk
Jesus people stop tweetin about Cam Newton is completely fucking with my head
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ you're a saint and yeah Cassy listen to Nick
Kinda glad I'm not in ib
i've been babysitting for 6 hours
This weather only means one thing .. My mom is gonna be in spring cleaning mode
They're perf for each other
guess I'll clean my room since everyone has left my house for 5 seconds .
My room is such a disaster right now , I think I'm gonna have an anxiety attack
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ call me
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ awe thanks girl ! they stopped thankfully but inches away
I really hate when I accidentally misspell a word in a tweet or text
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ haha no assuming ! You know me better than that
4 dogs in 1 house for 10 days HA
I PASSED CHEMISTRY omgomgomgomg miracles do happen
Guys the roads are shitty me & amp ; _TWITTER-ENTITY_ almost died , but we didn't
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ it's so perfect
Brent and Aspen are cracking me up
Awkward family conversations ...
My new header is just so perfect
I text MAYBE two people a day but whateva
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I don't have a black adapter and I just sold the black headphones
Working 13 hours , 7-8
Now they are all howling off the deck because Georgia won today #myfamily #yes
My senior research paper is officially completed !!!
So I've lost 8lbs #what #yay
Good thing I have 42% and we can't check into our hotel until 3
That feeling when I submit a really long answer on wileyplus and It comes back all green and I don't have I redo it & gt ; & gt ; & gt ; & gt ;
Spilt my hot chocolate all over me
It takes you 20 minutes to go over one problem
My legs are so sore
These people are straight dumb asses !
I am an idiot .
I'm really relieved that you want to talk to me .
Passed 2 cops going 80mph and neither of them pulled me over #lucky
I can't wait for this roping tomorrow .
My dress comes on Tuesday from alterations #excited
Forgot my boots so I had to walk in frys with my heels . So awk
just now found something to wear
An ice bath sounds perfect right now
3.5 mile run this morning !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ oh hell no I guess I should of rephrased that
I thought it was Tuesday today
I should pack ... but I'm lazy✈ #tminus2days
I love getting sick over winter break
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ that would have raised some concern
I've #handboxed every day I've gone home this summer
I'm home !!
I'm about to lose it !
Kelsey is my background laugher _TWITTER-ENTITY_
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ Chris u look like a darker vision of Scott the one that works at boys n girls club
Girls are so aggressive towards eachother it's crazy
WAIT GUYS WHERES THE CHRISTMAS TREE LIGHTING I NEED TO KNOW #help _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Me too
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ just being honest
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ with you 2 teaching the future just got a little dimmer
My phones all ready on 60%
Anybody wanna take me shopping
she just made my day .
Can't say I enjoyed that ...
Never mind I'll just stay out of it
There is NO WAY I'm sitting still or not turning up when Booty Work comes on ! #leftcheekrightcheek
I'm just gonna sit back drink some chocolate milk and chuck my confidence down the drain as I watch this VS Fashion Show
Ig all the seniors wearing togas today must have missed the memo that it was senior SKIP day
Running off four hours of sleep
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ crocs or jelly shoes
I'm about as lonely as it gets someone please hangout with me
Played basketball for 6 hours today
wish things could go back to how they were
You mean more to me than golden diamonds
rms- you're like gorgeous
wish I was someone's mcm
Congrats girlll . I submitted my app the day after early admissions
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ ❤️ thank you love
and New Years kiss is probably a no go
My conversation with _TWITTER-ENTITY_ . & gt ; & gt ; & gt ; Too funny .
Finally out of work !
does anyone have a iPhone 5 charger I could borrow 25%
Hold on wait .. I'm lead and April is my seater on Wednesday for work ? Let's take a moment of silence for April finally being my bitch
Are they passing out ASU foam fingers ?
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ not really considering you love that show more than you love me
Just sitting in the bottom of the library listening to My Chemical Romance jamming out and writing papers ! My life is lame .
In bridge city for the night with nothing to do
Make it worse please
have a test tomorrow on a book I haven't read one page ..
Definitely have changed since summer man
When you ex down grades
Had a convo with _TWITTER-ENTITY_ on _TWITTER-ENTITY_ ' s phone #teamthugs
I've been confused for a while and now I know everything .. This is a lot to handle
When you walk downstairs and your dad is watching a tutorial on \how to twerk " and he's criticizing the lady teaching it . Hahahaha "
I'm gonna die tomorrow night !
I hope Shelby is still alive after last night .
On the bright side I survived my first night of lacrosse conditioning
Anyway my cousins friends are talking about how they wish they would of slept with more people in their 20s haha
Can't sleep . So I'm up at 1:30 in the morning balancing my checkbook . #lame
I have so much fricken homework
Someone wanna give me a cute iPhone 4S case ?
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahaha I can't believe I left you a voicemail . #durnk
Got a 94 on my Spanish final and it moved my grade up . 1%
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I never got called
Family dinners are always interesting .. _TWITTER-ENTITY_
I seriously dread going back to Tyler like daily
I HAVE BEEN ON THE PHONE WITH APPLE CARE and been trying to transfer my photos since 2 today I'm about to kill myself
Think I'm just going to go back to the gym for some cardio and abs #thatbored
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Naaah I think it's you
I am seriously such a bitch
Left my Italian papers in school and I have a test tomorrow
Jesse and I killed that tack twele pack last night . Now it's killing me
I have senioritis .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ couldn't tell ya
Best basketball workout I've had in a while ! Feeling ready for anything !
Just realized I have a black eye
When you go out for one night with everyone and they think you all died cause they haven't seen you in forever #prioritiessuck
I've never wanted to bash my head into a wall so bad ...... I'm going insane on this thing
Haha kill yourself
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ oh I did lol I found one at work and the other when I got home
Idk how girls keep up with brands & amp ; designers the only ones I know are like coach Louis V Tiffany and Michael Kors
it's so nice to not being doing homework right now
I have no one to shave for either madi
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hopefully next week
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ haha fighting on here is the best ! But I always end up losing games in OT and it pisses me off lol
Ahhhh that was a good one
Just ran home in the matter of three minutes .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ oh wait the food lol
Id give anything to work a 9-5 rather than a 7-3 #ConstructionProbs #BlueCollarProbs
Since it's the night before cheer tryouts , I probably should've been resting , but instead I danced up at the studio until 10 #exhausted
Man . All my friends are done with their finals and here I am ... Not going home until Thursday .
EVERY KISS BEGINS WITH WITH K AND ENDS WITH S GET IT OMG EVERYONE IS GOING TO HATE ME .
Good win . ⚽️✌️
Love when I do school work and they use Indian names for the examples
Oh come on ..
The sudden realization that aball is like not even two weeks away #yikes
Too excited rn
All my emotions this week could probably fill up the Pacific Ocean I've cried so much
I had coffee at 10 o'clock at night ... it's going to be a long night
Another day in pardise
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ it's $ 1,500
Sunday family dinners at home gives me PTSD of my habitual Sunday school night anxiety attacks about all the homework I have to do
Well this kinda sucksss .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ why did Caleb have to make jokes um thanks if that's a compliment ?
Almost forgot to turn on my alarm .
I just want things to get like they use to
Just kidding I found them
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ pistons are so gonna win
6:30 AM & amp ; already at 88%
The worst is when you're in the car and you have to go pee , and your parents refuse to stop ... like seriously
I'm going to be so busy next semester
wow I'm so cold I'm left out here alone in the cold
Looks like I'll just donut in class tomorrow
Is it weird that I vent to myself when I feel like I can't talk to other people
Probably not sleeping tell noon
i hate sending people the wrong emoji's
Why is it not socially acceptable to like the Jonas brothers anymore ? Their old songs are the stuff
\ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ : I had like 94 drafts . But I'm not send them all . " I can't even with your sentence structure lol "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahaha of course , anytime ! Did I manage to get it all and not leave any scarring ? I was digging deep !!!
I won't be going to sleep anytime soon
Sitting here , watching _TWITTER-ENTITY_ stalk my twitter . Glad to have ya back
holy hot cakes ! great day to sweat out my Saturday ! ☀
What to do when you are bored ?!
Can't wait to be asked 103739101949 times how school is
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ haha that's true . and that's my problem too . I don't know anybody .
My dad speaking of the uniqueness of each person : \Well , if everyone was like me , there'd be no barbers ! " "
Celebrated my last 9 4th of Julys in zanesville . This one'll be different a.k.a. I'm spending it by myself with no friends lol #notfunny
How do these people find me on twitter like heyyy I think I saw you at target two days ago ... Wait wut ?
I miss oomf .
Where the hell is the bus ? I'm sweating .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ because your dad won't let you drive .
leaving for the beach today & amp ; guess what's in my suitcase ......... Nothing
I mean , who needs good grades when you have a shitty future and no ambition
Kids in basketball say good game parker to me and i wonder why they look familiar then I realize 2 days later I've played them in baseball
Dude . In like a month I'm not a teen .
I WANT TO WAKE UP TO QUESTIONS AND DM'S . IS THAT TOO MUCH TO ASK FOR ?
I’m funny and I know it , you don’t have to tell me
I've never been so stressed before
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ i mean it goes both ways ⬅➡
At least I haven't fucked half the town and talked to every person in it
It's Friday the 13th so it's okay for me to kill someone ..? Oh not how it works ?
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ atta boy !
They made me sit at the kids table . SO NOT CHILL RN .
a text or dm is always welcome
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ never tell me when your free
Ok my coworker bought his wife a $5000 bracelet
Got so maaaany embarrassing pics of youuuu on my phone
Took me an hour to figure out one question on this ethics study guide . Someone please shoot me .
I like when lexies pissed off its hysterical
\You should come to my hockey game with carmin . " * oh joy 4 hours in a car with my BFF * "
Just spent $100 at academy
Pat Marleau Scares The Fuck Out Of Me
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I'll owe ya one ok srsly pls .
Never noticed how awkward people look when they kiss . I really hope when I kiss I don't look like that .
I just loooove not being able to chew when I'm freaking starving
Can't wait to wake up at 6:00 for lax tomorrow really can not contain my excitement
Going to 3 homecomings and I don't have a dress for any of them yet . #oops
No it's fine I love when I come home from practice and our AC is broken
I haven't had a day this busy is so long
& amp ; how is dinner not even ready by 8 o'clock
It's gonna be a long cold winter for us single ladies .
90 degrees outside ... Wut ☀ Livin in Africa now
Went through my Dropbox to look at all my pics from 2013
Just remembered that I left my painting at home
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ call him Jimbo or jimbob that's his fav .
Psychopath at its finest
About to hop in the shower
I regret this so much
This tanning stuff smells weird .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ oh yeah sorry i forgot
At least my Kate Spade is safe
Well then #ohyeah
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ the trailers have me chills
I have to redownload ALL of my music
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ phew . Okay
No stahhp ✋
soooo me and reagan need a ride home
I tried to make tomato soup and grilled cheese for lunch earlier today , and I burnt both of them . When will I ever learn how to cook ?
everyone deserves a second chance
I'm so sore
I think that lightning just hit my house
The calendar reminder I just got < ☺
The longest test I've ever sent
My cousin is giving me and pep talk on virginia🆗
There's no way I'm going to be able to finish this homework before class .
I have to get up at 5 .. why am I not in bed
Why did I just do that #facepalm
Came home to my cupboards stocked with cape cod salt n vinegar chips so I'm obv crying tears of joy
Forgot about Walking Dead ... got on Twitter ... news feed BLOWN UP with walking dead tweets ... eyes shut immediately . Thank god it's recording !
Having to be at school tomorrow at 8 am might kill me
I really need to find the motivation to get ready or I'm going to be late
Probably didn't burn as much calories cheering as I am eating right now
These white strips feel so fricken weird on my teeth ... I barely last the 30 mins .
I get my tattoo in 3 days
Me to dawg
Aka take us cause we really wanna go
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ so I was eavesdropping at school and people were stealing our pick up lines !
People ! Don't honk when I'm laying in bed . I'm not going to get up to see who you are
I want a picture with my crew before my last day at alleman .
My grandparents are to funny
My cat just came in to check on me in bed #catlady
I wanna learn how to box .
It is way too hot today ☀
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ why are you calling him ugly if you're the one wearing the extensions ? Lol
Finally done with punishment .. Such a relief
Just remembered I have to go get tired put on my truck in the morning
1,331 days until I move to NYC ... Being optimistic hahah
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ lol it was literally a school bus I was driving idk how u do it everyday
I hate this class so much
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ AMMMM NOTTTTT
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ now never ever move your car .
Little girl beside me just said she wants to be a mermaid or dolphin when she grows up . We could be best friends .. I wanted to be a lobster
Nothing else better then waking up to wet sloppy kisses from my puppy
Physics is like trying to understand a foreign language . It just isn't happening
I may have bought one more poster ... #addiction
sweating my booty off ☀
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ my grandma is the same way when my friends come over ... Wait ... I don't had those
Robot chicken though
English is so ..
Don't text me I will probably go off for no reason
Toured Emerson today and fell in love #FutureSchool
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ come back
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ gander mountain . I'll do nothing pretty much .
Someone text me please
At least he's honest .
This girl I work with goes \omg Brittany Murphey was poisoned " I'm like she's been dead for a long time ... Uhm "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I don't think that's good enough compensation ...
I bought way too many clothes today . But they make me feel not so much like a scrub anymore so I'm ignoring how much lighter my wallet is .
Beyond relieved my dad called
Lmao you just broke up with your boyfriend and already talking to somebody else✋ you just can't be single can you lol
I'm sorry if you have to see my in public right now
yup not doing homework again
yay for grandparents deciding to fly in randomly
I have work at 10 . ha ha ha ha ha
4 days ☺
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ never !!! These pink pants are super awesome
You know your unhealthy when u drink coca-cola early in the morning . #lol #daamn
What great weather we have today
Well , I think I'm funny , so I don't care
I'm just happy try out week is over
just saw Wayne's soccer and lax workout schedule for us
If you weren't so intimidating it'd be so different
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Hahaha well I suck at this unit sooo like I get confused just drawing the picture ...
tired of being ditched .
Putting on my catchers gear again for the first time in too long .. I'm so happy . ☺❤
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ got pooped on by a bird !!!!
Got all ready and shit for work to find out I have a dead battery and no ride to work
5 more hours left of this shift
Holy hell I forgot how bad the arizona heat is
These boys at the gym & gt ; & gt ; & gt ;
I just need to pass comp 2 and then a huge weight will be lifted off my chest
Half of Kyle's family is Dallas fans and most likely hate my guts
Putting purple in my hair today , I'm nervous
ahhhhhh I'm the happiest fuckingg person alive rn
I wish somebody would've told me I looked like I just came out of a dumpster in 6th grade like what is life
I'm sending myself snapchats rn
Can my boyfriend text me so we can chill or something ........ My friends are working
That awkward moment when think someone Is waving at you , but it's actually the person behind you
When you turn youur alarm clock at 6:25 PM
At least I can always count on _TWITTER-ENTITY_ to laugh at my jokes
I feel naked for not having homework for once in my life #Whatislife
semester test all this week ....
Mock ACT today
I'm not getting out of bed until it snows ❄️
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Like damn , YOU could be the one that could mess me up ?
That 2 mile run with _TWITTER-ENTITY_ & gt ; & gt ; & gt ; holy hotness ☀
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ aren't you sooo cool
I love school so much you just have no idea
#DearMyEx I sincerely hope you catch AIDS and die
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ thank you
The creepinnnn is to real right now
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ bahaha me right now
I've never had no homework before and I don't know what to do with myself ...
“ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ : I do this thing where I get ready like way before needed so then I just walk around my room until it's time to go ” Same
Wait it's not even Thursday yet and I'm dreading ballet already
I'm just gonna get ready for golf and see who wants to go with me
I feel you Turks we get no love
My mood right now☺️
You're kinda ticking me off
Maisie is taking me out of my misery .
WILL THE REAL SLIM SHADY PLEASE STAND UP !
I don't text anyone anymore so twitter is like my life right now . Haha .... aww
Tapped a guardrail backing up in a parking lot ... My excuse is that it was very dark
why is it so hot in here .
So god damn happy .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ were gonna do softball together
I'm trying to sleep but now everyone wants to text me
Lol fuck you
Why did someone just call me to be in a woman's show what is that hahaha
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ lol that's something that would happen to me
I just want someone to have a crush on
Why am I so weird
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I know , I don't know how you'd do it
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ jk it wasn't me
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I just been unfriendedhahaha #fakeasslove
The air conditioning in UP would be broken on a hot , rainy day hair = poodle
My Mood right now #school
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ nothing compared to you .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you're only embarrassing yourself right now ...
If Anyone Caresssssss Im Watching Wreck It Ralph
I'm gonna be up all night
Just sent that and already regret it
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ ohhh darn , you quoted it
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I think everyone needs to be a littler more careful haha
I wish I could have a happy , healthy , and REAL relationship .
guess i'll go to bed now #betterlatethanever
Sorry for all my little mermaid tweets
Love showing up to class and seeing a million cop and security cars out front #branchkidprobz
1st down to 4th down okay
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I met the House of Blues in Cali not the 1 in Orlando ... Sense when was there 1 there anyway ... I hope that wasn't ur way of ...
The whole theater laughed more than we screamed in Texas Chainsaw
Finally have our tree up now that's its 10 days until Christmas
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ lol I have so many snapchats
nothing like your alarm not going off at 6 , then being woken up at 6:40 to realize you have to leave in 10 minutes
Everyone likes me better when I'm drunk
Meredith has the biggest crush on our dermatologist
I have to an A on my final to get an A in the class
why did I agree to take this 8 hour shift ... now I work 8 hours every Saturday
The team comes home from camp death tomorrow just kidding they didn't die please hurry home
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ dude its like , so complicated
really glad I got to see all of my friends before leaving #jokes
NyQuil seriously fucks me up like nothing else
I actually feel loved tonight .
Hoedown throwdown by Hannah Montana
We get PSAT scores back today
While everybody's out tonight for Halloween imma be at home , depressed , eating a big bowl of chili
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ especially when getting 3 pairs
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ it's okay I can drive you around ..... We've just got to wait a good like eight months
God you make me so hotttttt
not sure what my anthro final will be over because it's not cumulative and we've only had two classes not cancelled this unit #cool
That's all I got
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ oh thank god
I'll probably fall asleep trying to eat
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I seems like 95% of my tweets are towards ubut u never see any of them anymore
all my friends are alcoholics
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ girl my dad said he saw you .
Can't we just go back to like a year ago ? or even just 6 months ago ?
life long affects of meningitis
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ truth is . It reminded me I had homework .
17 likes on _TWITTER-ENTITY_ insta pic ! So proud #newrecord
The avs are gunna do it ! I'm so proud
4 black mail pictures posted of me already today
It's really hard to study for my final next pd when pitch perfect is playing and Skylar Austin is on the screen
My room is such a mess just from this weekend
Apparently when people ask why I'm going into the Air Force , \ because Imma real nigga " isn't an except able answer ... "
This dream that I just had was sooooooooooooooooo damn intense !!! I need some water , a shower , a damn walk !!! It was hot and heavy
Yeeeeep . Gonna be rockin these cowboy boots today .
Do you think I can be a Billabong Girl even though I can't surf ?
Lake Powell bound ☁ #finally
These Christmas movies on Disney channel right now & gt ; & gt ;
It's only Tuesday
So I'm attempting to do 5 current events , a dbq , a bio project , and study for a math test all before tomorrow
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I don't know if she likes me or not .. Hoping for the best
Woke up got ready for class and now I'm back in bed ... #struggling
Yippie got pulled over
Is it weird that I snapchat Caity while I'm in the tub ??
First time running in a long time
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ well I forgot the chemistry worksheet at school but thank you !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ why are you awake you aren't crazy like me
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ oh me
Up before the sun for some spin before work .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I'm not into that stuff sorry
Well shucks . Thanks moma
And 4th round ,
After 3 hours of volleyball tonight the #struggleisreal #somuchpain
I can't wait to get my license so can get back to the gym and stop being a fatty
Oh wait I can't stay after school tomorrow
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ no , no I don't
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ yeah tell me about it I'm about to kill myself
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you bitch
Literally no idea what my biology teacher is saying right now .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ so I pretty much BUST out every time I read a excerpt from \The Book of Cori's Words of Wisdom " . Thanks for the laughs !! "
Great day for mowing the lawn ☀
good thing I saved every bit of homework I had until the last day of break
Damn near just shit my pants thanks to Jakes dad . #notfunny #kinda
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ ohhh my god what the hell was I doin love ya william ❤️
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ always so accurate it's unreal
Almost positive I have an excessive sweating disorder ..
turn up at work tonight !!
so much relief
They're on G61 ; I'm G83 . I've been waiting for an hour and a half . When I got here they were on G39 . #Fml #ShootMe
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ haha it's okay I do too !
My mom finally found out about my other tattoo
I'm still in shock that I forgot to set an alarm but still woke up on time
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I didn't really meet him . I'm just pulling ya whiskers .
ran into the door just now and when I did I stepped backwards and tripped over a chair
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ i'm coming over after school
Im the kind of person who will give my opinion on anything . Needed or not . But my statements are always factual & amp ; slightly humorous
Laughinghouse keeps looking at me while I'm tweeting , but isn't saying anything
I made a 96 on my precal test to anyone who knows how bad I am at math and how f'ing hard TCU classes are I hope you feel me
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I still don't have to suck it in means I don't have to go yet right ???!?!
Jenna seems to be a tad upset about that
i _TWITTER-ENTITY_ because im pretty sure she is the only one you notices and reads my tweets .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ if you mean my backyard to front yard
Goodnight beautiful bbs tonight has been interesting
swimming will take over my whole winter break duh
so glad i got that off of my chest .
My dad just caught me singing in his rear view mirror ....
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ lol prepare for take off ✈
I haven't stopped going all day #productive
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ text me back , this is serious
If someone has some camo I could wear tomorrow that'd be great
It's 79 degrees outside
Cucumbers and grapefruit for lunch tomorrow
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you know what ! you stopped answering okay
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ OMG !!! For people with perpendicular legs !?!? #WaitWhat ❓🆘
Isn't Stafford great #3INT
I'll be at practice when American Horror Story is on .
Hey maybe I'll be in a good mood tomorrow
Guys ... I work at the pool
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Aw yay !
apologizing in advance for my appearance today bc natural hair
I'm still only like 60% done with both and I was supposed to be done completely last week
I'm babysitting and on the fridge are a bunch of sticky notes with little love notes on them to his wife #sostinkin'cute
My thanksgiving consisted of going out on Black Friday buying a new garbage disposal then putting it in
yup of course ..
#SNL is already cracking me up !!
I just realized how out of shape I am . And 2-a-days is in less than two weeks .
I'm wearing a sweater tomorrow but its 8000 degrees
Troy and Gabriella are so perfect
I can't believe I have to write a paper tonight
brb me & amp ; sydney are gonna go shoot up a couple places . but we won't get caught .
My friends kill me .
My beats have so much bass in them they are tickling my ears
Sleeping on the floor tonight because I'm too tired to move the clothes off my bed .
I'm so glad today is my last day .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ yeah but at the same time , it's fun to always have someone to lean on , and getting butterflies and shit hahaha idk
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ the most perfect
Through The Wire came out 10 years ago today
That tree commercial ! Lmao \whoa , o boy , I'm fallin ! " "
So happy my little cousins are staying here so tmrw I can watch them open their gifts from Santa I'm more excited than them
Being called out on my sub tweeting
My professor just told us out paper can be 5 pages .... Hallelujah
Only black kid in this classroom
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I'm guessing that yours doesn't
Went to sleep at 2 . It's 7 AM
What did I do ?
Already bored ... can I go back to #cuse ?
I wonder it you realize what an idiot you were yet or not
Yeh I ain't sweatin it
I only have two bad grades and that's in world history and Spanish and those are some hard subjects fr
Mother Nature hates me
Everyone will always have something to bitch about . Why are you worried about other peoples financial situations lol that's not your job
I wish I had family in Florida that we could visit
you know when you randomly get this feeling that comes out of no where and you can explain and you're like I'm okaaaay hate it .
I know this girl did not just call me a slut
Sometimes I like too quote retweet peoples shit and change the whole tweet
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ probably !
excuse me while I kill myself
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ come to Texas we can do regular yoga outside and it will count
I think I'll just hold out until 7
ahhhh home sweet home
Ready for this week to be over
It's so relieving to not have a summer school scare this year
There is just too much awkwardness going on today
\You want a hot body you better work bitch " Thanks Britney I'll do just that "
I got a ton of pictures printed today from the past year , and it's made me realize that I've had some good times w/ some great people
kasie fell asleep .
Looks like I'm not gonna get any sleep tonight
Nothin ' I can do .
Today is my first day of 3 ap classes
I went to Mac to get the girl about town lipstick and a new powder and I left with the diva lipstick , the lip pencil and 2 blushes
From this morning to next Sunday night I'll work about 50+ hours .
Why am I so awkward around guys
You're embarrassing yourself ✋✋
Gonna pass out on the mat tonight
I didn't get any sleep this weekend nor will I get any this week .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ stop it nothing will ever top my boy jb
Finallllllly ! Phewwww .
Good thing I always drink water because I always tip it too fast and it spills on me
My waist is so small I have to get my belts in the kids section
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ pretty sure I've been in last every time
You're so annoying
How about no
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ ahah thanks tate but ill miss you all so much
Someone please talk to me or like call me and make me feel better
i like to bitch
Watching High School Musical because i have nothing to do
Okay it's getting a little hot in here with these feetie pjs on #im5
Cocaine in my vagina though ? I ain't about that life
I'm actually donating half my clothes
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ sitting on Erica's couch
Ok actually the sad thing is , I pretty much where that to school everyday anyways . Finals is just a good excuse for it .
Lets tweet shit about Danielle that's not true cause were 5 yrs old and have no life . pathetic
Loosing my voice
I say the funniest things when no one hears me
wow I need to study
glad my ears swollen to my industrial bar
I gotta take a break and go workout
C'mon someone get another and 1 so I can tweet it and say it really loud
I just got the a wicked nice car in gta and brook crashed it 2 seconds later
I love it when people get worked up and I sit back and laugh
Really should have done my math home work last night because I'm so confused now
Awkward text messages . #wut
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahahahahhaa omg i come beat it for you . I'm on level like 157 or some shit
When younger people try to act older
This house doesn't believe in heating
It's crazy to think we are bout to in college
alright why am I still awake
Can't wait to do sure drive today
You don't know fear until someone whispers your name at your door thanks _TWITTER-ENTITY_ for that
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Ohhh . I forgot about that . ☺️
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ I wanna hear it I forgot about that
If schools cancelled imma be having a crazy ass morning !! Now time to catch some #dannytanoossucks
Blahhhhh . Can't sleep . Good thing Brandon can't either or I'd be bored as poop ...
I woke up thinking it was Friday
Someone text me . Gonna be in the car for 3 hours
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ and done
Foxface from The Hunger Games is going to be in my class in Stanford next year .... and I missed meeting her this weekend _TWITTER-ENTITY_ admit weekend ...
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ did you have to correct that tweet too ? there is always something wrong with mine haha
The fact that I have to get up and go to central right now
Someone come take me shopping
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ you're not right lol .
When people say \sorry not sorry " it actually makes no sense why apologize if you're gonna take the sorry back "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ my grandma said any guy who talks to me is a potential killer sooooo
our paper dolls literally give me chills ❄️
Not me though
Seeing everyone complain about how hot it is in their dorm and I'm just here like damn , my air conditioning is really cold .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ phew got me nervous
Running on 3 hours of sleep
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ tanks gur ! LOL I didn't mean for it to be awkward , it was like a weird angle or something but it was quite funny so whatevs
Oh my god oh my gosh I'm never gonna get over this
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I'm thinking about it last year was bad I only went to school like 50/182 days like not even exaggerating
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ next week
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ my life is pathetic
Failed my cal final but can still pass the class
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ wow ❤
This is called guess the emoji's to all you mother fuckers who can't see them ☺✨✊✊✋✋
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ im the river monster .
Haven't talked to anybody all day
you are way too cocky for your age
Does anyone have the CP Physics review packet done ....? I need some help ...
I'm so glad it's getting disgustingly hot just in time for preseason .......
I get nervous just thinking about talking to him . Or trying to talk to him considering I will probs throw up and embarrass myself
I blocked the someone I'm good
He says the most outlandish things
Not that I have anything better but to look at this new update and discover the most uninteresting things that no one cares about .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ and I always make awkward eye contact when were eating .
The population of kids with two families to kids with one family is prolly way higher
An exam tomorrow , a 5 page paper due , and 2 reflections
Sitting in the car singing an waiting for Robby and suddenly I notice all the kids on the playground staring at me #awkward
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I will be in south carolina
I taught myself how to fake cry and I'm pretty good if I don't say so myself
have to wake up in 4 and a half hours
So much shit to get done but I'm stuck at work until 7
Hey how about you go screw yourself
I go to lush looking for one thing and I leave with like 12 .
Hot Molly I'm sweating .
Thinking about how i drove all the way to JASPER last night Mauriceville confused me
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ oh yeah butt dial sorry
When you're reading a really good book and you can't decide between sleep or reading the rest of it ...
Still don't know if I want my dad's truck or not .
.... Oh . They had to go to Ashland
I wanna text you but i know you dont care and i dont know why i do .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ it feels way better than TN humidity , it's dry heat . It's completely manageable with a lake and a pool
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ but if you play softball and he plays baseball you guys can take the cutest pictures
Ya know how people say there's the perfect someone for everyone well I think I'm the exception
I really can't wait to see dallas this weekend
Holy shit .. I slept for 11 hours
I think way too much .
Fuck everyone whose 21 like I hate you all ... Until June 27th
how do you still date him
S/O to the newest couple _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_
I graduate in less than an hour . It's such a unreal feeling !!!
I knew sometime it would get f'd up , I just didn't realize it would be so soon
Ready to get bitched at
I literally tweeted ' good game girls ' right after Morgan score so none of them saw me say it .
Shelby stays knowing all the words to this song
My mood honestly went from \ud83d��� " to "" in less than an hour "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ are y'all having a awesome time and doing awesome shooters and soaking up each other's awesomeness ? Put in some for me to ily
I just want a white Christmas , but I live in Texas so there's no way that's happening .
five weeks without jason
i know she isn't tweeting me c'mon
\It's not like I'm sitting around watching movies and eating Bonbons " shit my mom says "
There are few things in life that make me happier than leaving the gym before the sun comes up .
But then you feel all lonely and shit
have to memorize lines
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I'm still laughing
Stressed to the max
If I got something that says \eye crayon " is that eyeliner or eye shadow ? "
Wtf why can't I just send the same application to every university out there
I'll just go with the Red Bull since the line for Starbucks is literally out side
Going back to Mollie's now .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ ur kidding right
At least I know I won't be as dead as everyone else because I wasn't able to go to conditioning yesterday
That pisses me off
There was a fist fight in front of the net and the guy running the music plays ' Why Can't We Be Friends '
holy barf balls why did I just now open Groh's snapvid of him singing Put It Down this is why we're bros for lyfe
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ my dad said they are horrible for you
My life is literally work eat sleep repeat
Last Monday of the semester
Good thing I'm over emotional today
The stories my dad and his friends tell while working on the race car are priceless !
Damn that was fast . Well my stitches are out
Hilarious moments from wilderness adventure & gt ; & gt ; & gt ;
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Reid used to walk out to this
Hanna's watching American Horror Story from the beginning . In the dark . #poopingmypants #nightmaresforever
Guys I made a new friend today
I honestly don't miss your friendship or your family
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Yeah think about it for a while before you do it I think it'll look okay . I'm redying it like that once I'm not so broke .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I think so ! Thankssss
Beat , good ball today though
Today I will be finished with rehab class ! #hallelujah #canigetanamen
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ haha good I almost threw away all mine because you didn't like them ! That was close
Writing my graduation announcements
I love how much I laugh at myself when we text . I'm so funny . I don't even laugh at half the shit you say , I laugh at what I say
chewing on straws is probably not the best way to try and quit smoking but hey , at least I'm tryin
Took a nap and woke up thinking it was Saturday morning lol
First day of winter and we are under a Tornado Warning
I wish you could see how hard I'm trying
Haha I thank I'm hilarious !!!!!
Almost fell asleep without setting my alarm #whew
There are such good people with the toughest of situations but they make them extraordinary . I can't help but cry watching their story .
SEEING THE STADIUM LIGHTS ON >
Everyone's pissing me off today
This marks 10 hours that I've been in Willis and I'm not leaving anytime soon . On a Friday . #turndown4what
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ OMG I'm glad I'm not the only one !
\You look pretty " " what you say " " you look shitty ! Goodnight Denise ! " #HotRod "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I've been on twitter the whole time
the nail lady is definitely judging me after seeing that text I sent laura
I didn't know anyone knew tbh
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ like 30 Ish minutes I'm working at the one in Akron
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ remember when Bianca shit in the pool
Wow _TWITTER-ENTITY_ was a fake account fml
We might be adopting another Jack Russell .. Can't stand the one we have already
Asking my dad to go to bassnectar ... And $60 to buy the ticket ..... And to miss going to his house on Friday .... Wish me luck ✌
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ is this you , hinting to me , how to ask you to prom ? ☺
Feeling just dandy !
Twisted Creeps Me Out Sometimes
can't say anything I want to on here
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ uhm Gabbey . That's a lot more than 2 .. You should probably go back to first grade now
It's a hot one
I was so high at the mall last night I kept knocking everything down and running into things it was funny af
It needs to not be 1000 degrees in Ayres right now
Just found 3 chapsticks buried in my bed ... IT FEELS CHRISTMAS
LOL At how coach texted all of us saying \Have a good weekend Make good decisions . " Knows us so well "
I'm seriously late to everything & amp ; probably always will be
Why is Matt topping's face on my timeline 14 times
Well there goes my plans for tomorrow night I guess
High school is just not for me
ATTENTION ! _TWITTER-ENTITY_ is on the road driving today , please stay off the roads for your safety , thanks .
Think I'm gonna renew my gym membership this weekend
I normally don't get sloppy drunk but last night ......
I thank God that I'm not that psycho girlfriend
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you guess ?!
Such a long day
Time for homework
Back to Hollister I goooo
I got it back thank god
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ is something due tomorrow ?
welp . i give up . so , goodnight .
English teacher : ' yay you came to school ! I saw your tweet last night about skipping school if someone didn't help with your sonnet!'
I don't have any homework , so I'm randomly going into dorm rooms and talking to people ... sorry gal pals , I know I'm annoying .
Picking up my sisters kitten today , surprise
Wow the legit last day of summer & amp ; Im doing nothing ... holla
ain't even gunna stress that I'm no ones wcw
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ okay ! I thought it was homework thanks
Lol at the fact that I might be transferring to UT ...
That was like the worst time to send a message to the wrong person and the worst message to send to the wrong person . _TWITTER-ENTITY_
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ me either
Dreading spring semester already
I miss Christian so much already
Why was the mole of oxygen so happy ? He got Avogadro's number !
Is this a joke
lolol I was so mad for like the past hour cause u thought that we originally had a half say tomorrow and now we had a full day .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ when Thomas is wrong
I've gotten so much done today
I was embarrassed because I was crying and looked over and Amanda was too
I need to meet some new people
My mom obviously hates me
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ lol ! Your bio
Tell me why Nic's tweets are on point it's like he's reading my mind .
Noah knows I love of monsters & amp ; men so he got their album on his iPod . ☺ bad decision , that's all we are ever playing in your car forever .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you ready for the text
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ just kill me than
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ good to know
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ he told Kassidy he hates us
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I spilled an entire bottle of syrup on my pancakes at breakfast ...
here comes the summer weather ☀
Emma just gasmed at a picture of Hollister workers lol
I've literally been home alone for 2 weeks now and not one of my friends has come over yet
So much accomplished todayl ! All weekend and upcoming week homework is done ! 🅰➕ #feelsgreat #procrastinatenomore
Left my heated blanket on high before I left so I'm either gonna come back to an extremely warm bed of my dorm will be in ashes
5 more hours #fml
There aren't productive at all
The 5S's came out at midnight and they're already sold out
hip hop improv is probably the hardest thing i have ever done
Wish I had all my uggs here .... But ohwait they're still in fuckin Raymond
Did I really just forget to lift my foot while walking and tripped ? Ya excuse me while I go hide in a cave and never come out again
is this current event for world geo due tomorrow
Tomorrow's Friday the 13th
I can feel people getting annoyed and uninterested in what I'm saying all the time but Idc
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ its cool ! Im on a rampage right now lol
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ her insta is gone .
Ehh maybe next time
Hahaha to think that I am having a second thanksgiving tomorrow
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I'd have to agree with Siri
2 different people
I tackled couple life goals , my next goal is to grow a beard ... Biggest challenge ever
Plumber judging me hard-core because of the state of my room ya sorry I don't clean it .
I get so embarrassed when I'm singing in the car and I catch someone staring at me
Almost dropped my phone in dish soap
12 hours to go
Not sure If I said that right . Genoa education probelms
Kudos to my dog for getting knocked up ....
Pop a addy got me sweatin
If you hangout with shady people , shady things will happen
Forgot how heavy that bear was breaking a sweat
Lol _TWITTER-ENTITY_ my life
Love when my alarm doesn't go off !
I promise something is STILL wrong with my leg
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ phew that was a close one love u
I can never finish the breakfast club ..
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ We need to invest in one of those containers of Vaseline . Or some baby oil . Keep those lips hydrated . Jk .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ smh this chick wants everything black in her life
I have a bruise on my forehead because I got hit in the face with a fishing pole
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ inside of her
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ is motivating me to run
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ still can't get over she's got that thing rigged on the bus
I wanna talk you in person asap
i just want to cry for hours .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ and I are about to kill it in these DECA interviews .... #nervous
Beat Bronson again in madden
I have to be up in 5 hours for physical therapy
Made it past the first cuts
Staying with my ex for a week .. Feelings please stay hidden
Craving pizza and it's only 10 am
How do you adjust the screen size on a ps3
Why does Ariel defend Legacy so much
I sometimes really wanna throw my phone against the wall ... but then I remember I have an iPhone
On the way to the game
Feels so good to be out of work
Bet I'll go to mv if there's nothing happening in ss
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ but I feltgood last night
All these Jordan Lynch tweets are killing me . I just wish I could actually go to the game ...
Shew my legs are burning
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you have some really bad ones ... Remember the one from the first day of 6th grade ?
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ good luck on all of ms hall's work buddy
I have no idea what to do anymore Fml
I hear someone heavily breathing in my ear yet there is no one there . Feeling really scared
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I was kidding
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ don't look so good and I wouldn't be able to find you .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Franny ..... No need to be bipolar now
so pumped to take my SAT
It's a hot one today y'all ☀
I should probably go to this geometry tutoring tomorrow considering I got a 53 on the SOL simulation
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ that makes me feel so much better miss you
Why am I crying !!! Charlie !!!
It took me 30 minutes to walk home from Alexandra's
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ just strugglin right along
I'm happy with my schedule for next week finally got a Friday AND a Saturday off
you gotta be kitten me ...
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Omg but I desperately needed that boost ... I'm never staying up until 4:30 again _TWITTER-ENTITY_
I have commitment issues I guess
I never let my phone completely die and shut off
really hoping to post a video on youtube
I sweat more at Homecoming than playing any other athletic event .
I miss _TWITTER-ENTITY_
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ Big words for a 8th grader ... someones pissed ... did your daycare take away nap time today ?
Me & amp ; Katie have traveled by car , boat , and bus within the past 7 hours
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Hahaha . Guessing how many people are tweeting at the moment takes skill .
Is it gay that I just retweeted something about the Titanic
still have more presents to buy today
Watching ghost adventures . Why do I do this to myself
Ask me to homecoming with some chipotle and ill go with you
Usapang break up #BuzzNgBayan woohoooo
When my ADT motion detector goes off and no ones home except me & lt ; & lt ; & lt ; I'm ok
and to think , in 2 weeks were driving to Oklahoma .
But I'm not even tired yet
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ it sucks monkey asshole . I'm so tired but I can't sleep cause I'm WIDE AWAKE
Think I just sweated out like 2000 pounds #dying #feelsgoodTho
I don't know what to say after hey ..
found out today that I have a Psychology test Wednesday so goodbye life
I'm bad at snap chatting my friends back
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I hope not , I'm feeling lazy
It's kind of weird that I don't regret that convo last night
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ yes , but all old
I'm too tired to even tweet . Sorry for my typos
S/O to _TWITTER-ENTITY_ being the cutest thing ever ! Miss volleyball with you keep workin hard
I need my Chapstick I'm fellin a bit chappy
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ I was just waiting for the white jokes
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ uh , no . Sorry Ryan . You still are in my top ten though .
my hairs great because when I straighten it , it stays wavy
2nd time I'm skipping school in less than a week
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ remember when you and Ronnie came over and we kept saying \may I take your hat sir ? " and you pulled it up in . 2 seconds "
Those refs were awesome and shot out to the dood who fouled Chris Jk _TWITTER-ENTITY_
Glad me and oomf hung out last night .... oh wait oomf blew me off .
This fire and ice is really making me feel some type of way
There's something wrong with me ! I'm awake .
So starstruck right now what is wrong with me
I Wanna Say Somethin So Bad But I'm Chillin
I'm really about to go to bed , volley is lifeeeee .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ I can't that'll be softball season so I'd have to go the 1st-5th or something , I'm difficult .. I know
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ it's not my fault ! You should of asked me !
it's hot as balllllls out here .
I'm ready to see the heat with Darby
When people pop up at my door and ask , \You're an English major , right ? " .... "
You know somebody has a long driveway when you have to try 4 times to get to the actual end _TWITTER-ENTITY_
2⃣7⃣ were best friends . I tell you literally everything maybe even things you don't want to know but I love you and your fun to be around
drafts tweeting themselves
Why do I feel like I'm getting sick
If I have one more second of amily time " I just might snap . "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ she covered her daughters ears the whole time
Finally it's done
ignore the hole in my leggings
finally made it
I CAN'T BELIEVE THIS
Scared fuckless for this pre calc final .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ it was a good game don't jack lmao . You a bit
I like to eat in solitude
Just finished the math final
I'm just a hot mess tonight .
Sleeping half of the day is such a waste of time , but it's better than waking up at 6 to get ready for school .
Then she go buys another bottle
Just spent like $300 at best buy
Still in bed
Crying . The hottie with the eyelashes is in my business class right now _TWITTER-ENTITY_
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ what a relief because I simply cannot take another . However posting one myself might be a different story . Judged ?
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ wow I just shed a tear #soproud
Probably my most productive day of college so far✏
Literally my whole family is going to Bryan this weekend to watch Jared play football ...
That depressing moment when you take the Pumpkin Pie out of the oven to realize it was freezer burned
I'm going to fail this math test
The bottom half of my body is feeling claustrophobic
writing notes for this test instead of sleeping
Good thing its nighttime .
I missed my 9K for that fuck
Still hasn't hit me that I'm 16 and take my drivers test in the morning
I'm done with ALL my homeworkkkkkkk for the week ! Now I have time to breath !!!!
Awkward moment when they check your id harder than a club does and question me because I look different without make up on
Thing are getting heated in math
I need someone to vent to
Going to take my permit test tomorrow wish me luck
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ ohhh shit i forgot ...
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hayyyy that's what happened to mine
Getting my horizontal license today #growingup
Kill me now please
Only 20 more hours and ill be leaving for Virginia
I have to listen to Mágico everyday now
I want to retweet that but i feel like it'd be weird .
yay for having 6 new cashiers and me being the only person who knows what their doing
Oops that didn't feel too nice
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ OH MY GOD ! CONGRATULATIONS !! AHHHHH ! IM SO HAPPY FOR YOU !!
That uneasy feeling after turning in a paper that is beyond awful
I think I have my tweets figured out now , I was having problems .
Ahahahahha morning practice just brings me tears of joy
Oh my god HAHAHA so fucking crazy
I hate the word perfect it's throw around too much just like the L word .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ ultra you said is in Miami right ?! Damnnn I might have to make my way down there for that hahaha when is it ?!
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahaha nice !
Getting my gym on #
jk boys aren't cute men are cute
I'm wide awake
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ yeah I think I'm gonna blow up
If you were as committed to working out as you are to that morning donut you'd be puking out your ears right now Puke-Arella
My mind is going crazy right now
I obsessively bite on my tongue ring , it's probably not good for my teef
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ ouch !!! Numbing is the worst feeling but the gas is fun
Can I please go back to being on my summer schedule but having fall weather instead ?
stress overload can u not
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ uhm about that ... jk I can't wait to see you babyyy
I would like some Starbucks before this study sesh I'm about to have #heymom
Aw u fell asleep again ?????? Don't worry it's only the 5th time
Will possibly brake a bone by the end of today⛄️❄️
Stressing over homecoming week & what I'm going to wear on the dress up days
Your a thirsty little boy aren't you
Have a 9:00 class
Downfall of having every studyguide and paper for finals on your phone would definitely be the massive headache that comes along
can't wait to go skiing
Had the weirdest dream about #oomf earlier today ..
.......... I care what you think & amp ; say
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ do you have any of the chem assignments done by chance ?
I watch locked up way to much .....
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ this is my 2nd time taking them , should be so much better than the first time
When is this feeling like shit thing going to end asjdnshsha
I've been neglecting my twitter for another twitter
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ same here
So if I get a soccer cleat thrown at my head tomorrow should I take that as a compliment ?
I have to get up at 4
The gas station guy really just cleaned Stephs car aww omg ☺️
Just randomly got hit with that stomach bug for the second time in 2 weeks .
I can finally eat next period
It's really cool having the bedroom right next to our bathroom so I can listen to my sisters sing In the shower while I'm trying to sleep
After consuming so much food and countless sodas at #sharptopcove it's time for a run #wishmeluck ☀
My notes are full of crazy bitch rants
It seems like a good day to have a picnic
\So she is high as balls , but I am high as BALLS-ER " "
First game of the season in Westlake
No social life tonight bc essay due
Oh how I love rumors
I got a solid 2 hours of sleep and I still don't know how to do calculus ....
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I'm actually dying right now best thing in a while
Everyday my soc professor asks me if I'm still a psych major and I say yeah .. he always replies with \we gotta change that soon " "
I need someone to read my college easy before I submit it
I hate being home alone
Tomorrow will be interesting
Someone hangout with me
I really hope _TWITTER-ENTITY_ didn't fall asleep on me #sos
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I guess so
Girls are crazy bc the ones that aren't crazy are sluts
Walked out of the office , looked up , and saw someone from high school looking up at me too . It's a small world indeed
Taking anatomy was the worst decision I've ever made
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ shoulda checked before I sat down #LessonLearned
A girls emotions in just one day
isn't it funny how we all post Mother's Day tweets to our moms when none of them have twitter and won't even see them ?
Yay .. But school still won't be the same .
#IRememberIGotInTroubleFor chasing _TWITTER-ENTITY_ around with my flipfops in elementary school . ☺
I love how my eyes are still swollen from crying so much two days ago .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ AWH next time girl I promise
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ I thought so for a second . But we are all good she's found !
Karma sucks but it's so great to watch when you know a dick deserved it
Couldn't be more intense
I've been saying Lactose this whole time instead of Lacoste . god so embarrassing . #ilikemilk
Finally using my boyfriend's profession to my advantage .. #gymtimegrind _TWITTER-ENTITY_
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ nailed it . Hahaha
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ What I want 2 know is where r ur pants ?
Because that's probably what I'll do
Well that's awkward
I'm selling my corvette for 30,000 - 40,000 if anyone's interested
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I still can't believe you did that whatever #yolo2k13
18 years old and Nickelodeon is still the first channel I go to when I turn the TV on
I need drugs
That was the hardest final I've ever taken in my life
Listening to Akon with the bass blaring going down the highways of MO
About to sleep for so long to make up for all the sleep I've been deprived of in the last 2 days . So if you need me call my roomies #bye
Allison and I aren't sleeping tonight
Lol worst day ever . ✌️out
In the event of an exact tie , the male is awarded the victory and the female is put in jail #ParksandRec
Just caught up on allll the math homeworks I skipped
I miss junior high so much but you couldn't pay me to sit through a 90 minute math period
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ my logic with American Eagle
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ just giggled a little at this
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ that , it was !! & amp ; right on ! Time to go down a size . Lol
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ yes he is lovely person !!!!??
The Mac is going to be 35949 billion degrees tonight
It's so hot I'm gonna die
Time to brief a case . procrastination at its finest
Had a dream I took a selfie and put it on Instagram #woooo that was close
I'm in such a horrible mood and I'm still at work
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I guess it has been haha , I've been good , how about yourself
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ oh I forgot your blocking me out today
So Shayna loves me being nice to people . She has favorited all of my tweets
My arm burns ouchhhh
I'd appreciate if Orlando traffic never existed
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I need to invest in me some .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ how orange are we talking here ?
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahahhahaha I'm finished .
Yay for the math cumulative test tomorrow
I'm going to miss you guys so much _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_
I show Madelyn a truck that I like and she thinks I'm joking ...
I tend to make too many plans with a lot of different people at the same time . Oops
I'm glad it's over
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ not at all I'll be listening for ya in the morning . Don't sweat it
Never been more relieved
Okay okay I'm done , that was just too funny time to be mature again
2 weeks off from work means 2 weeks of 2 a days ! Who waits for the new year to step the exercise up a notch ??? Not me !!!
it's like my teachers want me to cry
My stress is through the roof again
Your just a rebound , I really hope you understand that .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Awh you feel loved ?
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hehe . Did I say that ?
Well looks like I'm not saying that anymore
Lol maybe telling people everything isn't a good idea hahahahha fml
So glad I brought my inhaler to Abigail's house
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahaha omg I love it
Really working up a sweat !!
I wish I wasn't so awkward and just talked to you .
I would be a hypocrite to tell my younger family members to not have sex because it's bad for you ...
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I've got 1,050 if I want to make it to 3000
Wish I was cool enough for nick to text me
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Thank you ! Means so much to me !
Ive been packing do the past two hours and im not even close to being done
Sweating my ass off at work ... like this isn't ok one bit someone come shoot me please
Ummmmm hello giant group of ridiculously attractive #firefighters All of them
I will never understand why people tweet their sexual preferences
Hardest I've laughed in awhile .
Supposed to be at therapy an hour ago ... But here I am throwing in laundry before I leave I need to ask chad if we can do 8 on Mondays
my 11:11 wish > & gt ; & gt ;
Are shoutouts even a thing anymore ?
Ike needs to fix his car and come see me
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ and it becomes unattractive when the word ' abduction ' comes up
Honestly we probably won't get barely any snow tonight
#WipeOut & gt ; & gt ; & gt ; & gt ; & gt ;
I hate when people try to sound like they know everything ... You're in a lower class than me so you can stfu
the 7mi run did me good today . can i do it again ? mmmm probs not
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Haha okay if you say so
So does anyone want to take me home from school tomorrow
Why give me 2 hours to do a final when I can bomb it in 30 minutes
long sweet text ?
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ gotcha gotcha , can not WAIT to be playing first for 5 hours with ya tomorrow
If one of the essay questions tomorrow on the AP psych exam deals with statistics I am screwed .
So everyone Wednesdays huMp day ?
That selfie Sunday though ! #shootme #getahobby
oh wow forgot I had a test today
They're playing bubble butt in my dentists office
When can I move far in the mountains and never see stupid ass people again
I just had the loudest burp ever wish _TWITTER-ENTITY_ heard it
I need to listen to my last tweet
well , that was almost really bad
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you noticed both of my friends tonight I feel like the kid no one wants on their team in PE
Sorry for being the biggest douche tonight guys _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_
That math quiz just made me it's bitch
Do not want to go to the dentists today
To top it off I lost my fave nose ring
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I'm probably never going there again because of that !
“ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ : _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ crazy eyes rach” . Hmmm really . Hahaha
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ all I can say is ... Good luck .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ especially when you have to pay for two meals because you realized you ordered the wrong thing .
The cure to everything is salt water tears sweat and the sea ! #NoDoubtAboutIt
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ SHE HATES ME
Love when everyone falls asleep when I'm still scared from the movie
the PSAT was so so so so so SO so so SOOO much easier than I thought
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ me too ! Goood i thought i was the only one
16 MILES !!!!
Longgggggg day ! Spin class comin in hot !!
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ okay !!
Picked the first veggie from _TWITTER-ENTITY_ garden ! I love my farmer
pop a molly im sweatin
The burns on my fingers are doing okay though !
I'm beyond awkward
I know I'm 16 & amp ; all but I drug my boyfriend to see Frozen today & amp ; it was enchanting❄️⛄️ Although he probably wouldn't say the same
1.9 gap for the first half of the semester #doopppppeeeee
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I'm planning on telling them in about 20 years
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ remember when we saw that stupid exorcism movie and _TWITTER-ENTITY_ & amp ; Dan left 15 minutes in #terrible
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I'm sorry i don't wear ten pounds of bronzer and go tanning every day .
Pushing yourself til that last rep & gt ; & gt ; & gt ; #workout
Think it would be fun to see all the haters talk shit to me #PrevTweet
Also Brennen has a small dick and can die
Life was good until I realized I have practice everyday next week
Lowkey Macy will probably be my New Years kiss .
Oh god , these boys are too cute for their own good
Haha the high's for this week are supposed to be in the low 30's ❄️ #welcomeback
Why is it 1000000 degrees in my dorm room
Def karma that someone just hit my truck
People need to just leave Paula Dean alone ! Seriously ?! Why make a big deal ?! I mean im pretty sure the blacks r laughing !!
Yes I love humidity
If the freshman fifteen is acquired by the amount of alcohol one drinks , then I don't need to worry . I got that a while ago
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I better see you Saturday , ill cry of happiness
This class is so boring
the fact that I'm in a 4 hour study edge session right now
I'm still sick & amp ; puking
Had to stop watching the movie to help decorate the tree
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ and lab practical
I've had a perfect fall break with _TWITTER-ENTITY_ even if he was whiny this week
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ lol that's 1 block from my house . Next time I gotchuuu !
I just retweeted so much . Sorry
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ IM TAKING THEM BACK WITH ME AND HIDING THEM IN MY DORM
currently sitting in my car because I'm scared to get out & amp ; go into the house by myself .
I think it's kinda funny that _TWITTER-ENTITY_ didn't know who I was when I answered the phone cause I'm losing my voice #sickly
If I remember correctly , I'm pretty sure I burned a piece of my hair off last night .....
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ no that's . the droplet is on the forehead . I'm pretty sure tears don't come from your forehead
PIZZA STICKS !!!!!!
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ this shoe gets me so upset it's not healthy for me to watch it my anger and tears are on high
You know that feeling of pure relief Ya I feel that right now omfg FEW
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I MISS YOU TOO . I CAN'T MAKE FUN OF YOU .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Hahaha yeah , I actually pay attention and remember info in that class
I can't believe I haven't smoked pot in a whole week ...
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ okkkiii . Me and Lindsey just now like woke up .
Feeling so good . I love sweating .
HEY YOU GUYS ✋
Slept In Again ...
I haven't been tanning in almost 2 years cause I'm so broke & amp ; my mom got me a 4 month package Im so happy I could cry .
I think I've sent literally 100+ snapchats today #lordhelpme
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ well it'd be nice to actually get a text message for a change just don't send me dogs ....
Good thing I'm not in Ellijay
His phones dead !
I now remember why I don't do that anymore
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ just _TWITTER-ENTITY_ me next time .
Pat just told me I'm the bad luck grandchild gee thanks
So many universities in Canada contacting me #yikes
This must be how people in Seattle feel 150 days out of the year .... and I don't hate it . #raindance ☔
Quote this tweet with a pic of us
6 hours of drivers ed in the morning ...
Worst fear = sleeping through my finals
Pandora is playing some sad songs .
Will this headache go away
what to do for 3 weeks
You can always count on basketball season to whip ya right back into shape
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ yes ma'am , it was a cold and now it's allergies
I never notice how repetitive the radio was until I listened for the past 4 hours . Only 12 more hours to go
New favorite emjio
I'm gonna die today .. Dreading my marketing final . 1 . I still know nothing . 2 . I'm gonna get bitched at for my extremely shitty project .
“ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ : I hate my life . Once I am 18 , I am out of here ! I just can't do this anymore ! I freaking can't!”- I've said this a lot .
What I just text _TWITTER-ENTITY_ I'm corny for that hope she likes it ......
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ you've been tweeting for a day . I feel unpopular and unloved .
Everyone is rejecting me and _TWITTER-ENTITY_ #noplans #nofriends
I'm waiting by my phone like something's gonna happen but ha . Who am I kidding ? You're never gonna text me
I finally have the motivation to clean my room ... at midnight ...
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahaha you killing me right now
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I'm sorry❤
Man girls are crazy
Someone go to Lull Farm with me today
And now I enter into corn fields and no service .
O so that's how it's gonna be
I'm hoping to see that picture up
Why won't my friends wake up
i hope a shark eats carley
I got over 50 notifications of you favoriting my tweets . Thanks . ❤️❤️ _TWITTER-ENTITY_
Homework will be the death of me
Ill just hang out with gabby tomorrow and sleep and watch Netflix all night .
Double date with _TWITTER-ENTITY_ ☺
Oh I'm so scared . #cunt
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ ☺️
it's just the best like so awesome
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ well guys they're stealing mine on Friday
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ what's wrong
read receipts on for a solid 10 minutes and I already turned them off
SAVE ME ....
I made meatballs , 2 different chip dips , mozzarella sticks , mini pigs in a blanket , cheese & amp ; cracker tray , & amp ; punch .. So yeah hi I'm single
I better have classes with carly this year
Calhoun next week ?
Adderall had me up til 4 last night
good lord these girls
there's two girls in my first period that irk my nerves so hard
First math exam
Sometimes my life is too funny
Laying in bed watching the paint drip off the walls
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ remember when Rachel Wagner told us her dad knew all the words cause she sang it so much
Oh I have a test tomorrow ...
Oh and today I made taco meat and forgot to drain the grease and ate it
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I feel ya . I just wait until the next month or two when I can fit them again
I only have three papers and two tests next week
I have a feeling the browns are gonna get raped this Sunday
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ like an hour away from there
Did I say tomorrow ? I meant in 3 hours
watching sponge bob christmas episode ..
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you too much for me
Work work work .
OMG ... Tomorrow no _TWITTER-ENTITY_ in english
Supposed to be getting off at 9 thank god _TWITTER-ENTITY_
Those awkward moments when you're casually trying to take a creeper pic and you check that you're sounds off but the flash is still on ....
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ oh phew
Haven't even finish the readings for my mythology class ..
I hate everybody
20 days , 6 exams , 2 check offs and 2 group presentations until this semester is over
Just now printing off a study guide ( that I have to answer ) for an exam that I have tomorrow .
All the little noises in my room are freaking me out
I think almost all Football coaches are fucking retarded .
Sweating bullets after choreography more of my tap piece this morning .
What makes me excited to go to bed is my Justin Bieber pillow
Also , I would like to appreciate the fact that my house is three minutes walking distance from the library and a minute away from mcalc
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ while you're living it up on the beach I'm writing your essay
Little brothers first basketball game they grow up so fast
t minus 7 hours i will be at cheer practice
So much homework
hot yoga round #2
You know I like you when I send you ugly snapchats and or selfies . #rns
Fun fact of the day : my step moms younger brother is 18 which by marriage is my uncle , ya hear that I have an 18 year old uncle
Waking up tomorrow should be fun
I've never been on crutches before until this week . I'm exhausted from them .
Hope Ben doesnt think im crazy by these texts
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Hahaha it happens
Like seriously I texted someone \will you marry me ? " And got no response ... It had to have not gone through right ? "
Messing with people on ask & gt ; & gt ; & gt ;
Waking up to the act 1 finale
Well ... THIS IS SO AWKWARD !
I'm honestly surprised that I haven't yet annoyed someone so much , that they ended up either punching me or slapping me across the face
& amp ; you wonder why no one loves you #stop ✋
it's so damn cold ❄️ & amp ; I miss my boyyfrienndd ! work at 10
Mine was right btw .. #tmlt
Brody is throwing a complete tantrum . He's talking to himself in the corner
Anyone ever notice how nice ASAP Rocky's teeth are ? Or is this that just me
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ there's a no hands on the floor rule ?
this is my fault for replying \oh , I'm leaving Monday for sure otherwise you could have come with " good goin Kelsey . #thinkb4speaking "
I think it's funny when subs get mad at the class
Anyone want to do something after the packer game ?
“ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ : Studies conclude that wearing skinny jeans can cause nerve damage . ” It's a good think all I wear is sweats and leggings .
failed that math test
I definitely eat way more than the average 17 year old girl .
Everything is funny when you're drunk and high #truth
put Craig to the test and sent him to get me something to wear for tmrw . A little nervous to see how this goes
aahhh WHY AM I SO STUPID
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ so motivational
omfg #AmericanHorrorStory in 25 minutes ya'll
i'm sensing a lot of sass on twitter tonight
Shits about to get real in 2014
can you stay away from him ? it'd be great
Good thing you can look at a message before you ' open ' it ✌️
Lol please stop you're just making a fool out of yourself . And yes , I'm well aware of what's going on .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I took the same kind as you . I didn't do nothing for meh
If I could go through life and never meet a girls dad ... I'd be perfectly ok with that
words can't explain how much i dread mondays . #schooltomorrow
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ we can do push ups in class tomorrow if you like
This chem test next hour tho
When you lay in your bed after everything was just washed and dried
Only sophomore in my biology class
Words cannot describe how excited I am for a queen bed tonight #babycomeback
Shanda got a snapchat ... And if I remember correctly , she sent me a 3 second snap of her cookah .
I just made myself laugh
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahaha we just need a little help sometimes .. #aintnothingwrongwiththat
Pretty sure my electric forest wristband got lost in the mail #typical
i love how it's only tuesday and i'm already talking about the weekend
This the best jordan retro year ive seen in a long time
My neighbors probably hate me for only having time to screech on my violin at 10:30 . How are u holding in _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ #ohwell
So for Christmas can I just have you ?
how were we ever friends
This history test tomorrow is not looking promising .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ oh yeah
Trying to figure out what to wear is too hard
Just about fell in the driveway
My mom offered me her White Russian and called me a jerk when I chugged it .
I don't care
Crrrrrazy busy this month #phew
It is actually painful when I try to study
I am in such a mean mood
Of course the one time it knows I have to drive my self home
My sleeping pattern is so messed up . It's literally impossible for me to fall asleep until after 2am
94 degrees practice is gonna be so fun
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I'm still all sweaty
I'm such a loner at work haha ...
Kenzie who's your friend
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ yeah yeah ! Idk on what yet though not legs !
Stop fighting you two are so cute .
I swear I have the worst luck with boys .
well maybe it's because it's 8:30 in the morning
shoutout to the person who hacked my ask
I'm confused to as where we stand right now ..
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I don't wanna get shot .
they seriously made me cry ❤
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I will not go pro and I will not make bank off of softball so there goes that therefore I wish I was you !
Ya girl is blind
Goshhh . I'm not ready for today .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ of course
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I love that tweet !!! Hahah made me laugh so hard !!
I talked to _TWITTER-ENTITY_ for the first time today xD
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ good you'll be there in Spanish
I left my mom a note this morning ... She automatically assumed it was for someone else & amp ; gave it to them .
And my aunt and uncle are going with them so I have to stay with their kids too ...
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ oh well thanks anyways ..
It's so cold here
My fevers finally going away !!! #finally
I have to wait for one more present to come in the mail and after that's wrapped I'm officially done !
Hopefully he's not playing games this time !
the ending to that book , was crazy .
Tomorrow = leg day at least i'm able to squat
whoops I thought it was just about justin bieber then I saw Andy and was like crap undo retweet
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I'm a mermaid , I don't even have a but .
Hahaha shout out to Joe M saying fuck you captain billy on the radio
I'll give the mullet about 3/4 weeks
IM SO FUCKING BORED
Taylor why did you say good luck next year to all the seniors ??
And you think it's hot in NY ....
not only do we get to dress up , but we get to get messed up
Dying at the picture I sent Lexi
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I'm attempting to get my license today too
Not only did my car mess up on me , my brothers Tahoe just did too
Jaelyn just said \omg " my life is complete ! Bahaha "
The boredom right about now
Yay for NyQuil ! #bedtime
Wish roads were good enough for someone to get out of bed to get me breakfast
The text I just sent _TWITTER-ENTITY_ #dieing
13 hours later I finally get to leave school
Why haven't I fallen asleep yet , I literally am supposed to be up in 3 hours
two piercings down tonight . it's official I got an obsession . #OhWell #10Pieeclmqbnp
I'm sharpening pencils and the doctor walks in and says re you that big of a nerd ? " "
I smell like bug spray
So I'm thinking Texas for college next year . Meat judging an rodeo .
My whole family woke up on the wrong side of the bed
Me and _TWITTER-ENTITY_ are this close to kicking two sets of teeth in
currently on 10% & amp ; I'm about to leave
Guess that means face masks all week great
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hmm interesting considering you swore to me you'd never wear one
Really not looking forward to waking up at 7 in the morning
I work at a daycare all week long and babysit my 3 brothers on Saturdays .. I think I'm gonna jump off a bridge now
I think I texted _TWITTER-ENTITY_ so many times in a row just now she's paralyzed and can't text me back ... Or at least that's what I'm hopin
Love walking across campus about to pass out
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Ew no
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Oh one of my tweets is gone , that's why you're confused #yikes lol
I've been up since 1:30
It's okay Pandora , just play all the freakin SAD SONGS . t
And my laptop is frozen .. Couldn't do hw if I wanted .
This direct tv squirrel commercial gets me everytime
My thumbs are about to fall off from typing all that
The fact that I'll be in sals and probably alone on Christmas Day gonna sleep right through it .
Anyways , back to all smiles & amp ; no worries . Bye bye now
Proud of myself for getting that mile and a half in my neighborhood . It's mostly hills . Haha .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ a game of 21 is in order
Before I use a big , strong , and descriptive word , it's a must that I look up the definition of it before just throwing it out there . lame .
My boyfriend takes more selfies than me
Three girls in a house alone watching The Conjuring ... #help _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_
If I could ...
Yay my nanny mom finally showed up 4 hours later
those sprints tho
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ not like it's the last one of our childhood or anything
Definitely hiring movers next time
And by Christmas list I mean the list I'm making of things to buy for myself
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ example one of why we don't go in public
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ lol alright cameron
I may or may not have cried a little when my chem professors moved back two assignments .
I have the hottest outfit to wear tonight but I have to stay in with my family
You're obsessive and annoying #juststop
Christmas break is so close I can taste it
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I mean it's hiel but same difference
Accidentally sending a snapchat to one of your enemies
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ no . I have morning class
Just pulled the ultimate creeper move . Lookin through this person's tweets & amp ; accidentally favorited one of their tweets from weeks ago ...
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ give it a year or two
Going to spend the night at _TWITTER-ENTITY_ house while she's in NYC
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ lol I crack myself up #loveyou
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ LOVE it .
So I'm a ginger now ..
No golf conversations going on at the Asher household . Wanna know why ? It's just dolly and I .
Last day to wake up for my 8 a.m. ? I think I might cry tears of joy
Curling my hair is sucha pain because it takes forever but I love the way it looks
When I'm excited for something , I get toooo excited for it . And it pretty much consumes my every second thoughts . Weerrhoooo !
Signs you have a French grandmother : open the dishwasher and there's 3 plastic spoons in there . \I was those and reuse them " "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ probs cuz it's been two months ....
Tomorrow's test isn't what I am worried about , I'm worried about Friday's test and check-offs next week gah
i should prbly delete that
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you're such a bitch
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I see the form on the jump shot haha
I've been up for 18 hours ......
Can I be a school girl this year ... I have glasses
Thank God my phone turned back on
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ tweets make me laugh .
If you think your homework is bad , just be thankful you don't have to write a 12 page paper on a banana
Can't . stop . sneezing #BetterNotBeGettingSick #thatwouldbedumb
I seriously just texted everyone on my contact list and 10 min later no replies . Feeling the love guys
Full tank of gas
I'm already wide awake lol
Stressing over nothin here ....
You will never understand omg I can not deallllll
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ You're right . As long as the love is there it shouldn't matter
Wondering if I should just break the news to my mom that I'm going to get a D in chemistry now or if I should wait until summer ...
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I'm avoiding the fact you liked 19 of my Instagram pictures last night
So now that I'm awake looks like homework time
77 . I wish I could be like you
Finally going to the mall
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ no no no . You don't have to do anything .
4 more hours , just 4 more hours .
The only people that noticed I dyed my hair was kyles friend and this cute little Asian girl in my bio lab today
Literally the happiest person on the planet right now . Beyond relieved .
I always hate myself for making me wake up at the crack of dawn to get my morning run in ... but I always feel so much better after !
93% on my chapter 1 quiz . #APUSH
Forever LOL'ing at my own life
IDK WHY ⛳⛳THO ...
Lmfao my hair really is 3 colors .
Accidentally hitting the microphone button while secret texting in class
I'm in sucha bad mood today
It's officially the first day of school
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ lmao thanks some guy
I'm not even jacking off thank you✋
it's so awk when your tanning lotion randomly is a complete liquid and smells like vodka I wonder how such a thing could happen ???
- thank god for copy & amp ; paste but you are a good friend and tooooooo funny . why haven't I seen ya azz this summa ?
I'm sorry if you ever had to talk to me at one point
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ makes the one white girl sleep on the couch
I can't believe I work all day
#ThingsTaylorSays sit on my face .
First time driving on i4 and I didn't kill anyone
Ew i have homework to do
Mikayla is ranting about Looking for Alaska again
I bet no one noticed i'm at school
Didn't see any clowns today _TWITTER-ENTITY_
Lmfao ... \I'll make the reindeer dance ""
It shouldn't be legal to snapchat this late at night I always look like death .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Calm your tits Woman it's just really really hot !!! ☀
Decided to take the stairs .. Was walking and got distracted and missed the last step and about ate shit .. Felt like I stepped off a cliff ..
I know how to twerk if that makes a difference . Jk
Everyone is playing fun run except me
This whole ask me stuff is so much fun
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ AHHA you're right it's a hot one !
After 3 weeks of continuous exams , projects , and papers I finally have a break
5 tests this week
You guys I'm gonna buy a glass slipper then I'm gonna purposely lose it , then I'm gonna hope that my prince brings it back to me ❤️
you're the post popular freshman .. but you don't have friends ?
I'm a pile of sweat right now
Just happened to me
I'm done lol you suck and idek why I like you bc you'll never like me so uh bye
That run earlier was just what I needed
Gotten some pretty weird looks
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ i get out at 11:05
I never thought that you could have SOOOO much fun with emoji's!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Glad that's over with !
Just had a mini photo shoot in the car ...
Glad I got that workout over with
Calculated everything and my anatomy grade is an 84
I look like a bum , sitting on the ground waiting for my parents !
We have an English test tomorrow ..
I'm obviously not gonna study for my three tests tomorrow . I'm not even trying
I just peeled off so much glass off of my phone screen
I should go on that cryo show to find my sperm donor .. oh wait he lives with me
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ wrong fucking person my bad got completely confused
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ only Rachel but she wouldn't do that . the last time I checked my bio it was changed to o one " now it's this "
My only regret is my deepest darkest secret that I won't tell anyone
this weird asain guy keeps yelling go Niners and I'm like dude no one is on the field yet
Trina's brushing through my hair and it's so tangled because I NEVER brush my hair
Today's just a regular day for me
spencer and my friends keep me laughing 24 hrs a day .
Off work finally
I love when the power goes out right in the middle of studying like ok I don't need lights it's fine
Glad Christmas is over cause Tbell is open
Never been so frustrated
When will I actually find a friend who cares about me
what did i just do to my hair
4 miles later .... What are legs ...
LT it's cool I still got Foster yet
That feeling when a cop speeds up behind you only to pass you
Y'all I just put a chicken sandwich in the microwave ... It was in a foil wrapper .. Bye bye microwave
Good last cleaning workout sesh at app's gym for a month
Me and Ryan thought there was a bomb in my car but it was my catch phrase game LOL
I really like this emoji because I feel like it's like an I'm so stressed and wanna die I'm laughing and crying at the same time face
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you still have time , me and my sister are basically the only ones in the theatre
Rough night , and I wasn't even drunk . #soberproblems
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ girl we twinnin ! Sleepin in the sun is my favorite pastime only I took a nap during work
Atleast I snapped my board two days before I leave back to WA
Just look at the bright side , we only have 3 days & amp ; 45 weeks left .
My whole body is sore ... been working out hardcore #feelsgood
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I hate you more
Stop . Just fucking stop .
The Diamond Back will always be my ultimate favorite
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ they're all so pretty like how
Oh dear god .....
And all of a sudden everyone is Irish on st. Patty's day #happystpatricksday
i came home early and crashed til 7:20
workin to get that aerial again
Mid terms tomorrow
Spending the last two hours in gym tomorrow ha haaaaa
I've had so much sex this week I'm actually getting back into shape . #CodysSexLife #ShhDontTell
I love my chats at work with _TWITTER-ENTITY_ !! Mostly because she reassures me I'm not insane for wanting to quit school ✌️
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ oh gotcha not aloud there so you know haha
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ wait we need to go through this again for hockey season ?
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahaha it's funny cause you don't even know who
Twisted Root , Mokah Coffee Bar , and getting a boot off of _TWITTER-ENTITY_ car make for a great afternoon in Dallas ☕️
Yeppp pretty sure I fucked up my back at the gym #awesome
The Y is my best friend !
It's 93 degrees here ☀☀☀
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ thank you haha
Have so much thinking to do
I fucking love my pals
I am gonna be grounded
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ thanks for all the encouraging words guys .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ IM SO HAPPY FOR YOU GUYS .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ \he may not be born yet " there is hope #SingleProbz "
Kaeden found my cat wow the relief is to real
Biked for my first time on campus ... Sweating to say the least #preworkout
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ sorry about your gender
Sauna in the lib .. Maybe it'll help me drop a few lbs since exercise has not been on the agenda
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I know saying that makes everything better lol
My mom drove away from me when I dropped off the cookies for band
Hopefully this means we aren't friends anymore .
oh how I didn't miss 10.5 hour shifts
I just never have anyone to talk to
Working at 6:45 a.m. tomorrow ......
Why did I say I would work tomorrow at 8:00 am ?!
I want to post so many pictures with my friends .. But there are too many
I find it hilar when all ppl tweet about is concerning others and their mistakes . Oh yeah , You're a saint , must've forgotten
After we got in a twitter fight
Nobody seems to like it when I do my exorcist walk ...
Is it bad that when Connor & amp ; I come to Fujiyama they don't even take our order , they just bring us our food
Now accepting white men
love how you can just blow me off like no big deal
This should be fun
don't even know where to begin studying for psych
i don't mean shit to anyone haha
& lt ; & lt ;
Monster = staying up all night learning quotes and writing speech
I've already met my husband
Nobody has seen my forehead in 3 years and I'm about to chop all my hair off
I asked Brayden's friend ( who's 8 ) what he got for Christmas ... & amp ; he said ,  laptop , iPad , flat screen tv , & amp ; a camera .... " oh okay "
If I was capable of having a fire tonight while I have the house to myself I would ... but I don't think I am
Annnd _TWITTER-ENTITY_ is puking
Last last minute Christmas shopping , yep that's happening lol
This research paper is going to be the death of me
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I feel like someone new everyday
takin selfies on the bus is sooooooo hard bc people are watching you
okay wow i'm officially scared to even sleep
Who's been up all night because they've developed a nice little case of insomnia !? THIS GUY !!
Not goin to sleep tonight
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ ME TOO
Syllabus/Notes quiz in 20 minutes .
What did I get myself into
I want a pet monkey so bad
I love meatball
My parents want my sister & amp ; I to wait till 2pm to open presents because thats when they get back from golfing and enjoying their free beers
I'm not mean to that bitch named _TWITTER-ENTITY_ lmao
Just won a kickball game against campers with _TWITTER-ENTITY_
6 hours down 18 more to go
I feel so much better after a shower , nice & amp ; refreshed !
8 hour shift on 3 hours of sleep . Lets see how this goes !
First time taking adderall in years so today should be interesting
I guess it's forgive and forget , right ?
I can't find my retainers
I never let up on D . & amp ; I pretty much stayed in the whole game . I don't know how I did it . lol
Why I thought it was a good idea to wear an under armour hoodie plus my winter coat ... It's like summer under here
When I say this day couldn't get any worse it's not a challenge to try and make it worse
Zach Efron in the lucky one is beyond YUM .
Yeah so the car broken down in the entrance of the shores yeah that's mine
Yallll I look when my roomie is rude it's my absolute favorite time to deal w her . Like I can't even explain it
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ lol i texted you back like 8 hours ago
3 classes and an interview today . Please let this go well !
Finally able to go to sleep
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ in that case ill #KeepemComing baybayyyy ( all of those nice squared are faces ) hahaha
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ \I can't get over how cool you are ahuhuhahehehe " "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ great idea !
Ready to study for physics
Florida is so fuckin hot
And 322 outta dauphin is standstill and this is why I hate dauphin
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahah pretty much
I seriously get paid $10 an hour to sit on my phone and tweet , oh and answer the phone occasionally . i love my job . ❤️
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Typical Zane
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ no no I really don't think I want one
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ please tell me this is my Christmas present
To whoever I almost ran over in Oakboro tonight .. Learn to not wear black and walk in the road at night #closecall
Guess I'm staying home today I'm so stupid #why
fell asleep at 6 yesterday & amp ; woke up at 7 this morning
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ don't die
I stub my toe on my bed EVERY . SINGLE . DAY .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Just barely
today is one step closer to being done with senior project only thing left is presentation tomorrow ✊
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ thank god it was that pic ! I thought you tweeted mine .
My parents enjoy putting me in the most awkward situations
Helped tanner out on that one
Buying a bottle in hopes of finding some plans ... T-6 hours to the New Year !
Study break to watch awkward okay ....
Fun fact : It's really hard to properly dance to _TWITTER-ENTITY_ while driving 8 and a half hours in traffic .
Did I just read what I thought I read ? Oh my lanta . #twittercreepin
I'm currently sitting in the kitchen and I tried getting up and I fell on the floor . Maybe I should take it easy on my runs
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ give me a date like 3 days ahead
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ saweeet ! See ya in April
I hate parking my car
Ganna geek when I walk into Spanish 1 and there's all freshman
My mom is soooo dramatic .. Maybe that's were I get it from
That dream ..
Really contemplating chopping all my hair off ...
it's only 7:17 and I've ready burned my head twice , knocked everything off the dryer , and spilled my juice everywhere ha
I have no idea what's going on right now ..
Did way too much Black Friday damage
42 hours of being awake with not a single minute of sleep ..
Probs why I can't sleep
I have the worst headache and I left my sunglasses at home
I already ordered my dress and shoes , have my makeup appointment , and hair appointments and now all I need is a date for homecoming
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ that's some funny shit !
When in doubt , smile it out
Nothing more attractive than a snapback on a boy
Smurfs are going to get you .
HOWEVER ... T minus 12 hours until I'm standing at work looking at savages through a gate . But I'm thankful for my job ... really lol
You just gotta keep your head up
So glad my poison ivy is finally gone I had it for almost 3 weeks .
Just trying to pull off the impossible
What in the actual fuck lady ...
Im screwed tomorrow for finals
Can't wait for my kids Christmas '
Misting rain is so so fun to walk to class in
Who am I kidding I still miss when you were mine
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ and painful !! Nobody saw though lol
No word bank on the Latin translation test tomorrow
Too busy to hang out with me and too busy to even text me lol I'm a winner at life #fml
I have to most protective dad on the planet I swear
Remember , girls find out EVERYTHING
I lost my keys
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ okay good . You are baby #LiveThatChastityLife
Tweets should consist of a presentable amount of characters , 2 emojis , and a hastag . #forreal
Sitting here raving about mike posner and maggie goes , \i didnt even know he was white " "
I've never sweated so much in my life
Who needs sleep ? You can sleep when you're dead ... Right
Tweeting at no one rn
It was like Heaven shined down when we found that Prius
So glad my only homework was watching a movie
Closest thing to a hot tub we have is out bath tub with jets .
Probably a bad idea to drink this caffeine when I have barely any food in my system
I'm glad my bf doesn't have twitter or I'd be screwed . #talktrash4dayss
This bout to happeennnnn
For anyone wanting to know it's currently 110 degrees outside
Today Fallon stole my car and took my grandmas phone
I love Nike so much but if that little bastard doesn't shut the fuck up
Rollin face _TWITTER-ENTITY_
Just creeped on the beautiful , _TWITTER-ENTITY_ Instagram
I'm just thinkin bout everything today like can I not
Thought there was a spider on me ... Woke up everyone in the house . Sorry
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ lol no I didn't hear her say that cause I took thinklink .. Oh well
C'mon . I hate when that happens
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ jaguars home stadium obvi
getting nasty looks as I have a coughing attack in the silent room of the library
Why are you soooo fucking fake
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ hehehehe
Sometimes I hate being me , but 99% of the time I love it .
Wow I just love that when we play away games it's so early but when we play home games it's like in the afternoon
We don't have school today but I still woke up at 6:30
not even my family wants to hangout with me .... really feelin the love tonight .
Thank The Lord for Dylan !!!! ✌
Long car rides
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ alright just makin sure
Four strikes in one game ?! Is this really happening ?! If it weren't for all my gutter balls I think id be winning
who's gonna text me on my 8 hour drive tomorrow ?
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ lol this might be worse than my dramaturgy
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ ctfu seriously I make myself laugh so hard all the time
There goes another bruise
I miss you ... And I hate you all at the same time .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ that would explain why he didn't answer my call today
if tomorrow night goes how I expect it to it will be a very long stressful night .
Biscuits and pudding , I'm going to be fat thanks America !!
I hate long breaks bc I have no idea what the combos are to either of my lockers
I'm awkward as hell in school
Thought about asking _TWITTER-ENTITY_ and _TWITTER-ENTITY_ if they wanted to eat buuut they in school ! _TWITTER-ENTITY_
Can't even type
remember when we all thought the world was going to end this day last year
#HonestyHour If you refuse to go to see This Is Us with me I will genuinely be mad at you and won't talk to you
I'm still waiting for my backpack to come in and I ordered it 3 months ago
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ on the new one ... That's the only way I score well curry of course but he's just a god
LIKE I JUST WANNA BE AT THE PURDUE GAME GAWDAMN
Pot pie in a cup and say yes to the dress livinn da lyfe
picked out my classes for next semester and that's 19 hours so brb
When I was little I had a crush on Flash ( the superhero ) . Done , I said it .
Idk how I'm going to practice tonight , therapy was harsh
This guy is yelling at the kids next street to shut up with the fireworks . This is going to be interesting .
I love coming home to food that my dad has cooked , especially after the night I have last night .
“ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ : Do I venture out into the Hell we call a state to tan or do I remain a hermit in the safety of my air conditioned home ... ”
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ then employ it , then pay for my college
I just think you're cute . Idek .
Some friend you are
can you die from a headache
I don't eat lunch till like 1 what's the point of even eating if we get out an hour later
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ I was in New York today . I guess my phone thinks its still there
It's gunna take me a while to figure out tumblr
Does anyone have an iPhone 5 charger I can use ?!
I think I bought at least presents for 3 friends so far .
I'm bringing my backpack home as if I'm actually going to study
I've been on level 30 on candy crush for a little over a week now and it's slowly killing me .
How is it already Sunday ?
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ lmao I painted the back
I have to be at bounce in three hours #shit #toosore
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahahaha that is hilarious !!!! I'm definitely not even worried about mine anymore then I just gotta bullshit it a little
MADE IT FOR THE THIRD ! THANKS FOR THE FAST FLIGHT YOU AMAZING PILOT YOU ! ✈
Can't wait to hit the gym next week
This law test tomorrow though
I'd wear my glasses to school but I'm ugly enough already
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Lol ... I know
leaving the register while my mom buys my shoes
Watching the UFC fighting with the fambam #cool
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ whew ! I thought if I didn't you was going to blast my knee caps off or something
Gosh after this break I need to lose like 50 pounds
Could my room be any hotter ?
I cnt wait til #christmas !
Need food but dont want it
Getting stuck in traffic while on the sagamore bridge it's . Gonna . Collapse
The spoon dance & gt ; & gt ; & gt ; & gt ; #FALCON_NATION
I love babysitting on Friday nights
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ yeah , that is strange !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ pretty sure I was one of the last ones in but okay
haven't watched one gossip girl episode today and I'm surprised I'm still alive
98 on my anatomy lab exam ! words cannot express my happiness . I had every right to be confident about that ! damn , in shock .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Oh ..
I feel bad that _TWITTER-ENTITY_ has to see me right now cause I'm a raging bitch right now
Oh guys I cut my hair
Size 2 converse
So relieved to have this paper done I cannot wait to just be home already !
Aww someone filled my tank this morning
Who wants to be nice and buy me lunch ...?
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ lololol staahhhhhp ! cuteness overload haha
Currently on three percent and my charger is broken .
So glad I don't have any pre-season .
this is so boring
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ lol yeah that's my bad . But at least there's another one comin up soon
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ god your so creepy . How are we friends ?
I actually do wanna get married someday I guess . Truth comes out
Does this smell like chloroform to you ? _TWITTER-ENTITY_
One final down . Six to go
I've been in this tub for over an hour now
Wishing I wasn't 1400 miles away from my favorite _TWITTER-ENTITY_ but hoping he has an amazing creesmas ☺
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ ehhh I hope those aren't too bad
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ oops my bad I didn't see that , I just saw big guys
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ stop making me laugh you know what happens
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ can't wait
My dad has to know I'm not going where I'm say I'm going considering I have 1/4 tank left of gas
I told _TWITTER-ENTITY_ what her Christmas present was as I was in line buying it .... I'm not very good at this
130 pages left
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ pheew good I love you too and do me a favor darling , please try and cheer up . I hate seeing you like this
Time to get our hot yoga on . _TWITTER-ENTITY_
How can I have this much to do already ? It's only the third day of class . #stressball
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ wait I love this true love ?
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ at least we have four days off
I have 3 different practices tommorow #killem
Just gets off work , logs into twitter to see what I've missed out on
I hate school and all the dumb bitches in it
srry can't help it
98 on term paper and 88 on my exam
Lmao noah always makes me laughh
If i can explain how much i hate work
I forgot about the thrill of spinnin & amp ; slidin to get up my hill every winter ❄️
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I'm close but tell Julianne she better answer her phone when I call
Dad just ran out of gas right in the middle of the street
I should probably go to sleep considering I have a long day ahead of me in about 6 or 7 hours
oh my god
Instead if getting ready for tonight I'm on the couch eating chips
Biggest tournament of the whole season and no one comes to watch me .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ lol you're good . I'm just bored
I sent out a group snapchat a few hours ago and some people are just now replying . But I forgot what it was
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ stop I just died !
I've been home alone for the past 6 hours #thinkimgoingcrazy #mightdie
Band monuments !
my retweets have been thirsD lately
I'm having a heat stroke on this bus
lmao romo is going to call his own plays
I'm sitting here watching Lizzie McGuire
Thankfully my sociology final isn't until 1:30 tomorrow even though I stayed up tonight studying for my Wednesday biology final
Throughout my life about 2000 dollars has just came up missing and no one knows anything about it . Need to re evaluate some things ❌
My alarm is set for 5:30
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I hate you so much
1st day of preseason ✔
5 more days of getting up early , dealing with people i can't stand , eating the school lunch , homework , studying , 5 more days of school
Honestly who am I kidding
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ the little penis one ?
That went well
My mom and buddy are seriously talking shit about me
Books Notes ✒️ Papers Reviews and loads of studying . This is my life during finals . #Dreadful #Finals
The things that go through my mind .......... lol
Riding through Death Valley
Not tired at all
Should I tell my mums now or later that I failed majority of my classes
Still haven't packed for Oklahoma or Florida ... And I leave tomorrow ...
An egg sandwich rn would be fantastic the only thing in my stomach is pinnacle
I was born on Friday the 13 , November 13th you would think 2013 would have been my year .
I can't feel my body . ❄️
OH MY GOSH IM SO EXCITED TO GO TO WORK TOMORROW ! Whoever is working be prepared to be jumped on because my excitement is that high
That all that matters though right ? I mean what are friends for ?
That was a close one
13 hour drive tomorrow morning
I just need Robyn to get to the gym so I can leave
Damn . I can't find my headphones
Sorry guys the town of Grove is not burning down , It's just me making eggs .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ yes we are ! I can't put into words how happy I am to have you in my life , especially at moment like these
You should go watch my #WreckingBall vine
Letting out all my feelings _TWITTER-ENTITY_
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ so im babysitting at the Goellners and i was like hey who's your favorite babysitter and they all said Maggie , i was offended
glad to know kamron left her mouth guard at my house
i sound really mean over twitter #sorry
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I guess that's why they call you WINona ... Lol ... I'm so funny ... Sorry
Fell asleep and woke up at Emily's Bridge .
First Saturday waking up without a hangover in like 3 months
What happens when I go to the beach 5 days in a row ? I end up with 5 layers of sunburn #germanprobz #toasted
I just wanna workout all the time and get hot .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ if you didn't sleep all day you woulda had Chinese
has the weirdest dream
Hahaha haha ha
Okay I lowkey just cried from that movie
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ PLEASE COMPLAIN SOME MORE . I love it
I could of went for that run naked and still be drenched in sweat , it's HOT !
Tyler makes me so nervous when I'm driving
I hate makeup but I couldn't live w/o it
Told the cop I was in nursing school and he let me off with a warning #phew #thatwasacloseone
I am motivated to wake up in the morning because of prom . I'm not kidding
my body may be shaking but damn do I love working out #getfit #p90x
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Just gearing you up for a lovely 2014 ! LOL I'm sorry I'm sorry , I think I JUST posted to never go in expecting the worst .
Done with one exam , two more to go .
20/20 is so crazy
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you and Antonigga better get to reading that book then
Well me and momma Rita had a good Time tonight
That awkward moment you bring more than $100 in ones to deposit at the bank ... uhm , server problems ? Lol
That feeling you get when you're going out of town and you don't know if you remembered to bring everything
Why am I up ?
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ he was just giving it to her ! zoes gonna tip over
Slept through an entire movie in theaters #ohwell
Last night _TWITTER-ENTITY_ and I jumped a fence and I ripped my pants in half and walked down all of price with my butt showing #
Literally the second I get home from camp which is around 10pm , I pass out and as soon as I wake up ( 6am ) I have to be right back up here
Workout Over eat Regret Repeat
Supposed to go out with everyone from work , but I have to be back there at 6:30 am until 8 pm
Jack in the box & amp ; McDonald's _TWITTER-ENTITY_
Never letting Corey drive my car again !!!!
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ didn't know it was a song
Remembering how terrible I am at wrapping gifts #ohwell
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I already do this
I LOVE to laugh !
Just ate my body weight in pasta
I'm obviously not meant to ever have things go my way
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ that's what I meant .
I'm nervous/excited for tomorrow's scrimmage .
Ur cute . U can dm me .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahahahahahahahaahhaahah I loled
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I will in 11 days
I'm in love with Mike Moustakas
I guess me getting sick is karma for not getting a flu shot
I hate iphone chargers so much
Just passed my Bridge 2 , next step Graduation ! What a relief !!!!
Can always count on _TWITTER-ENTITY_ to favorite my tweets . Safe to say she's my lax babe now
Someone do the dishes for me
Time to take my first final ✏️
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ same !! It's an obsession
I haven't had so many questions on my ask in one day before it was awesome
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ its bc ur a good person ....
Dont leavveeee meee !!! _TWITTER-ENTITY_
I fall asleep at like 5-7 every morning
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ tell me about it we actually had a very interesting convo about horses though lol !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahah I watched that so many times !
Literally losing all my hair bc these knots
Phew she's here .
Caleb and I just can't be together
Really wishing there was a Tuesday night football #bored
Lynn and Katherine seriously have me sweating in between them
So that midterm today .......... uh yeah totally gonna fail
Not that excited for Christmas ... Being an adult and having money I just bought myself everything I wanted ...
still showing up to Eric's pool today even though he's mad at me and uninvited me yesterday ... o well #YOLO
Tim said he was coining to get me 50 minutes ago . I think I got blown off
I got a job .
I like how I wasted this weekend away but for some reason I was looking forward to it during school ..
I had three cups of coffee this morning , is it normal for your teeth to itch ? I think it's cause of the coffee but I don't know .
I hate Ronnie & amp ; Ryan
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ like I can't even . He sent me pictures of his Arm . WHY
I'm taking a break
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahaha I know ! 5 hour flight all the way from jersey
Passed my math test
☺ good ass mood
Only 167 days left til summer !! ☀
And I think I'll just stay pissed
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahaha I wish !
It's safe to say he gave me his number .
I have a serious and scary obsession with hunter hayes .
Third wheeling sucks _TWITTER-ENTITY_
I'm terrible at keeping in touch with people
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ only 284 more days till we graduate
Maybe you are trying i just am to gay to see it haha
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ about that Em
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ that loading sign scared the shit out of me
Some guy that plays college golf in Indiana ask if I played at the U of O today #Iwish
Shark week makes me even more scared of the ocean
And no one that goes to lcm lives in bridge city . Cooool
The things I text to _TWITTER-ENTITY_ sometimes I just can't understand myself
If this doesn't fit I will kill myself
Can't wait to see _TWITTER-ENTITY_ tomorrow !!!!!
I think Tacky Christmas sweaters are cute ..... only me ?
I got 2 weeks left . I think I'm tearing up a little .
Just two days to go
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Probably better that way
Watching haunted house and ghost documentaries . Just like last summer .
Signed up for my 1st half marathon . You ready _TWITTER-ENTITY_ ?! #RootsNBluesNBBQ
DONE WITH FOUNDATIONS CLASSES AND DONE WITH THIS SEMESTER
White chicks & gt ; & gt ; & gt ;
For getting only 2 hours of sleep I'm surprisingly in one helluva good mood
2 more hours
I feel so sick .
My Parents need to understand that my friends are my friends . You don't have to wave at my friends because I wave at them
I'll forever love Scooby Doo ❤️
One more tweet until 9k idk
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Something like that
Just had to clean my mirror of 40 gajillion pounds of hairspray from this weekend _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_
Goodbye hair !
Me and _TWITTER-ENTITY_ casually having panic attacks due to intro to edu
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ At home , sick . The doctors . Where I always am
my expectations are so high
I never do anything for math
That was such a great run
Been doing homework all day
Oh okay bombed my biology test
On the bright side it is perfect movie / cuddling weather .. But Oh yeah I have no one to cuddle with
If you think you're cute , text me
Great , Mom . I just hope you know that since you took my car for the weekend , you get to drive me all over Greensboro . #havefun
Lovehate always having to ask for a cup of water whenever we are ordering food
Tbh I still haven't gotten my girl a secret Santa present yet
oooooooh i forgot i get paid from my dance team soon thank god
Pooped after our run #paesa
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I'm not I'm not , I respect you a lot actually
Tonight's episode of pretty little liars is about to be intense !!!!
What to do
Just gotta survive through finals and I can relax at home
Keystones tomorrow & lt ; & lt ; & lt ;
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ lmao !!! It's so easy to make her feel bad and change her mind on things
Am I the only one with AT & T that had service all day long ?
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ conclusions , not everyone has to agree with you
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ my bad
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I've been on page two for a good week now and it's not lookin too good . And we still have to make a presentation
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ The usual .... NOTHING !
What a horrible way to end the night
“ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ : I hate when I read a text and mentally respond but never typed anything” u must do that to me a lot cuz u never respond bby
Lol who said senior year is supposed to be fun . It's not , I'm home alone studying on a Saturday .
Its only tuesday
3 cheers to constant anxiety
Just woke up in time for church
In a huuuuuuuge lecture hall for my Media in Society class . Well that's overwhelming
I swear that after this week of hibernation I will get back to my work out ways
Love and hip hop comes on at 8 ? 9 ? Or 10 ? I forget ...
I have never been more sweaty and greasy at the same time #NoShower #FourMileRun
I need to fall asleep before this storm .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ MINE TOO ! Thank God , I was MELTING
Hack A Dirk _TWITTER-ENTITY_
My feet are so cold ❄️
Laugh out loud .......
How my sisters are playing soccer in this heat is beyond me
Just broke a bracket off eating a protein bar ...
Sooo excited to spend the rest of the day at work ... not
I LOVE MISSING PLL .
Knock knock Who's there ? Queen . Queen who ? Queen my dishes please . ohh those kids off of those AT & T commercials
still not done with this book .. lol are you serious
The amazing thing about college is that I've discovered I don't actually need sleep to live , it's crazy
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ someone just tagged her in the tweet haha ....
Seth got grand theft auto 5 & amp ; I'm over here loving IOS 7 . Today's been a good day❤️
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ just sayin !
I think about it wayyyyy to much
Im just waiting for taylor & amp ; ylicia to come down here any minute now
On the weekends I tend to look like a dead animal and I'm sorry for anyone who sees me .
Half way through this double
I haven't had early release all semester .. And now , the very last early release of the year .. I have it .
I drove for 2 hours straight today and my legs are numb
You are hilarious but such an asshole at the same time and I hate you and I wish I didn't think you're funny . Damn
So my mom thought it was a good idea to turn off the air and open all the windows . I'm sweating
So there's a possibility that I have a peptic ulcer .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ what's your schedule looking like this week ? Make time for me
I love being able to finally open up to people . & amp ; surprising the people I've told are fine with it .
s/o to Ms. Rowlands for smiling and waving hi to me while I was running . yes . she smiled .
IM SO HAPPY I CANT GO TO SCHOOL TOMORROW
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ no , bob has already been here today . He usually tells stories , not compliments .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ FML I forgot all about that
Trying to burn off those 10,000 cookies I ate over the weekend is harder than I thought it would be
Made a 90 on my history mid-term ... I think I'm gonna cry
Accidentally sent oomf a bunch of selfies oops embarrassing
Nathan was lookin sweaty
Macy is scared to stay at my house because she thinks were gonna get robbed so she's staying up all night
It's sooo hard to shop for presents !! You always end up buying stuff for yourself !
I've been up for 7 hours already
I need to admit to my shopping problem
Oh hey it's 5
I mean I'll sue I can make millions on something like that , I have to get a notification in advance
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ oh lol I thought you meant you were at the Waffle House I got really excited
Can't concentrate on studying any longer . 7:00 can't come fast enough
these keystones are going to be the death of me
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ clothes and jewelry . But I cried before I opened them
In a small way I'm glad theres school tomorrow , cause it will get me out of this house for a while . But I'm not excited about hw being due
Feel like shit , in the summer . 🆒
Someone gave me a shout out over a mic last night . He called me \Horry . " "
Of course today is the day they decide to crank the heat up . #ugh #crabby
I'm glad I had time to get an ugly sweater for today
\There are a few people who I'd actually give extra points to not show up because they're so annoying " -Mrs Kear . "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ phew !
Cleaning my room because I literally have that much energy tonight #getshitdone #hyped
Shopping with Sheila at the outlets for Texas !!!! hitting the gym later #seeingbetterresultsnow #sohappy
just woke up
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ haha no . Someone stole my phone
Leave it up to Chloe to sneeze right into the microphone ..
I'll just wear white tomorrow I guess
All these throwbacks , I'll be over here crying now
Passed the WLC PT Test ... Haha 10 others disqualified in front of me hahaha fuck so happy I passed
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ well all Mexicans are really ...
My belt loop just broke when I tried pulling up my pants
Got me all worked up
Just from running outside in a black cutoff I have tan lines , but not complaining ☀
Can't wait till tomorrow ! #Excited
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ this guy really has a problem but he makes me die of laughter
Received an interesting phone call
I drove everywhere in the past 4 days I swear
So much work , so little time
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ my life ha ha hahahahahaha
On the verge of a mental breakdown
22 jump street seems so funny
I absolutely hate road trips more than 2 hours long
I wasn't asking you , hoe .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ K U Best be Ready ! Game in 15 !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ where are my videos ?
The rest of my day will consist of finishing the remodeling process of my living room
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Lol , who the heck would have said that ?? Hahahaha
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ Well we will see how this goes ... I like vocab tho , easy memorization
Very nervous .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I believe that we will win ! I believe that we will win ! I believe that we will win ! I believe that we will win !
Just realized I'm only 1 hour from being a senior so I guess technically Im still a junior and am going to just cling onto that for a while
Erika's dad calling me spewy never gets old
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ totally something mine would do too
Just ran for my life
it's sweltering in this kitchen today . ahhhh 7:30 where are you
I literally just sent the most embarrassing snapchat to austin .
Sleeping near the air conditioner because the room is too hot
It makes me happy when people screen shot snapchat stories .. Like we can't see ..
My sister is going to be one of those crazy ladies that has a ton of cats
I'm not good at conversations with new people . If I know you it's all good but if I don't I just don't say shit . I'm just awkward okay
Probably just spent 20 minutes laughing at vines .. #nolife #HappyFriday
I think in gunna cook breakfast
I wish I could go to the pool and lay allllll day and not worry about burning any
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I'm so relieved we should CELEBRATE
Haha this'll be the 3rd year not getting asked to homecoming
I just sent matt the ugliest pic ever . fresh outta practice lookin gross . meow . srry Matt
Oops tweeted off _TWITTER-ENTITY_ account again
Last thing you wanna do is piss off a girl when she's on her period
These one legged squats are seriously killing me
Tweet tweet mutha ____a
Stop fucking canceling on me
I have an macroeconomics test tonight , but instead of studying , I'm glued to Netflix .
Annotated bibliographies are not the biz
It's cool bc I go to sleep at 12 and wake up at 4
11% and an hour to go
Its gonna be 80 degrees tomorrow !!
Really hope my McDonald's coworkers are nicer tomorrow .
Just drank a 1 million calorie smoothie at ECV
Pretty chill Saturday night . Still had fun ! Finished 1 jar of lemonade ' shine doe
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ vines are meant for vine
Our hotel is surrounded in palm trees . I'm happy now
I replay last year's track seasons in my head all of the time .
Sorry not sorry no actually really really sorry #replytweet
#TalkLikeYourBestfriend SUCKS TO SUCK _TWITTER-ENTITY_
Ahhh he found her !!
your muscles > & gt ;
Sweating from walking to class and almost being late
That would have been bad .
i'm an absolute mess today
Has a dream that _TWITTER-ENTITY_ hated me so I texted her first thing in the morning to make sure it wasn't true
Good night I'll probably sleep for 2 and a half days
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ No ... I really lost it ... Haha !
I just remembered I did my homework in class .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahaha I know chill
Glad thats off my chest
I love the fact that I'm having a mental breakdown for absolutely no reason
My dick is the top of the guy chain
I've drove almost the whole way and I'm still goin strong
I want a new tattoo !
huntin with this 7 mag ive never shot before
Fever with a sore throat is my fav
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ ill try , again
I forgot how annoying things could be here #10moredays
In desperate need of someone who knows how to cut music on the computer
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ sounds like something I would do !
TELL ME WHY GEOLOGY IS CANCELLED FOR TODAY & amp ; I WAS SITTING IN THE CLASS WAITING ? #wastedgasandtime
I have government FIRST hour . hehehehheehheheheheheh
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I know they are
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ no haha they always do a Halloween special and it's always the best episode and then they make you wait until January
slept too long .. looks like i won't be sleeping tonight
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ gosh I got mad , my bad
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ and IIIIIIII love you and baby I need you Nelly oh ! It's true I need you
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you will , and you'll also regret all the things you did or didn't do . Only get to go to High school once
Not sure what all happened last night .. #Whoops #stilldrunk
I'm gonna get so much stuff done tonight #thankssow
Caught a break with that psych exam today
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ TKO- JT idk why .. but always
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ what's nice ?
On the other note in at McDonalds in Louisville and I have to drive 3:30 hours home and go to school tomorrow morning
Okay so I was looking forward to sleeping in Friday to Saturday but no I have practice from 9-11 for wrestling .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ Coach has the illuminati sign
Back to willmy in a couple weeks I should just move down
I tend to sprawl out in the seats in Bibb graves , and I feel so judged when professors walk by , or a campus tour is going on .
Next time ill forsure just pay someone to wash and clean out my car
Tomorrow consists of a bunch of shit I don't want to do . Can't wait
\I was in a French fry commercial when I was a kid , maybe that's how you know me " "
Haha this is crazy . Almost intolerable ...
my future last name
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ all the crazy you like in one right here
I take kyra to get froyo everyday and idk if that makes me a really awesome nanny or a really bad one because of all the sugar
Why is it so cloudy I just wanna layout
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ it's sooo hott doe
When _TWITTER-ENTITY_ randomly sends me a picture of her kitty ....
Everyone always tells me I think I'm better then everyone else and I'm a bitch & amp ; preppy ha ha ha ha ok then
Have to be up in 4 hours
I'm kinda relived I dropped some of my honors classes this year
I embarrass myself too much
I thought I didn't get bit up last night ... haha #mosquitos
Gonna edit my papers and then gonna get my sweat on at the Rec ! #holla
3rd time having this computer crash on me .
One of the best workouts I've done back to my dorm for homework all night
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ oh my god Stefan was the one who saved Elena
I'm not even hungry but I'm eating my stress away
my friends and their boyfriends
Someone talk to me
Actually proud of myself for not going off at you
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ wooo game on ! I should probably learn the rules before I go actually #english
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I was going to yell at you for calling me a peasant buuut that was adorable
So proud of _TWITTER-ENTITY_
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ just need to find the waivers
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ love you too
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I gotcha ya ! Lol have fun
my mouths infected .
There's no more easy Mac left there's gonna be problems .
So I texted my mom something instead of Avery and out of context it sounded ..... wrong
My school pictures are gonna be so ugly
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ ha ha haaaaaaa joke of the day she drives a turd
These 8 hour shifts suck ass
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ maybe just a little .... But I can't help it !!
S/O to _TWITTER-ENTITY_ for choosing to pour powdered sugar all over me , after I already had water poured on me
I am officially caught up in every class . It feels amazing . Yay . ❤ I don't have to come to school anymore .
Leather interior in the summer is no fun
my roots are horrible
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ So that's what I was forgetting ....
And I officially just made this group message confusing
My sisters bike got stolen last night & amp ; she had a dream that someone broke into our house
Someone wanna get me the Ferrari 458 ? It doesn't matter the color . Thanks .
Who knew bowling would make me so sore
At this time one year ago I was prolly the happiest guy in the world . It's all gone now . Hope I get a time machine tomorrow
So , um ... The new Offensive Coordinator at Lindale High School just moved in right across the street from me ...
I'm such a white girl
I actually have to go to math cause I just looked at what we're learning and like
I'm about to go camp outside my residence hall just to get out of Paintsville
Yup it's about me
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ tempted but have a feeling it'd be awkward
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ that's how I feel after I creep on you . Feel my pain .
I put in one of the new belly rings jake got me and my cousin almost just yanked it out #ouch
At least I'm gonna get a new phone even though I'm paying for it
The story I just sent on snapchat tho
If you did the chemistry crossword for Puglisee and wanted to help someone out ... Please let me know
Drenched in sweat after hip hop _TWITTER-ENTITY_
I can never relate to love songs ... probably because I've never loved anyone before .
How am I supposed to survive when Josh goes on his mission ? I can't even handle him out of town for a long weekend #bestfriends
I always wonder
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahahahaha Jody is doing this to me too
Homework will make my head explode . #KaBoom
Apologies to my neighbors this morning .. I lost my keys and set my car alarm off , but no worries I have them now .
I finally found out what soml means
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I didn't stay at the mall long
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ okay , just was so confused
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ ohh yeah I do that time to time I'm obsessed with brows , as much as guys are obsessed with ass it's ridiculous !
I feel like I have to have perfect posture while waiting for the chiro , but I don't want it to look fake
Bringing out the big guns
My new life style is school , work , the gym . Don't even care if I have friends or not ... Its not like I have time anyway .
Wow cannot believe I just finished my 7 page paper ! #thankgod now get me the fk outta workkkk !!
It's raining but at least it's Friday #tgif
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ coming back tomorrow but umm can I have your football stuff ??
When you actually understand something in math HOLY HELL I FEEL ON TOP OF THE WORLD
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ good one
It's the little things in life
Anyone wanna comeover & amp ; watch Christmas movies #bored
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ nope I ride the bus
Ricky from Secret life is honestly too hot to handle
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ is insane
you know it's hot when your cowboy boots gets stuck into asphalt between shoe changes
Finally done with my project
seeing catching fire three days in a row ... just a weeee bit obsessed
Setting the fire alarm off while cooking is a regular thing for me
IM ABOUT TO GO OFF TOMORROW !! For punting ... Well ... If we punt
Wow I forgot to put that I was involved in cheer on my resume . Literally laughing/crying at myself right now .
I literally talk to no one .
Somebody's gonna tell Will about all of this ...
Disney interview at 1130 #wishmeluck
Then again why do I care hahaha
Spending my hour break at the dentist what is my life
I needed a night with my family more than I knew _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_
If I weren't so dead inside I'd be cryi f hysterically
Seriously , anyone else coming over ?
I am so stupid . I get an email from Faulkner University thinking it's the Faulkner University in Alabama ...... No . Faulkner in Nebraska .
Today > & gt ; & gt ; & gt ; last night
Y'all , _TWITTER-ENTITY_ & amp ; I are to be reunited in 3 hours . We apologize now for the obnoxious social media takeover that's about to happen
That just went downhill very fast .... #holycrap
Be like Bennie Harris
I text Olivia so much that my phone won't let me open our messages anymore
Love texting people with their read receipts off
Listening to disney radio while packing up the kiddos for the trip !!! Leaving tomorrow #disney #bandtakesdisney
I've already gotten my dogs so many Christmas presents
I'm actually so glad you never answered I just needed to get that off my chest
So ready to get some more Christmas shopping done today ! #ImSlacking #TheHolidayStruggle
Well I'm ten minutes early for class .... Lets hope I'm in the right place ! #embarrassing
Wallet didn't look too wrecked after last nights shenanigans
Can't tell if we are friends ... Or more than friends
Deleting the texts I no longer need to have something to do while I lie here wide awake .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ when am I coming to chill with you and your fellow beavers ?
I have emojis !!!!
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ word and most of it is bad for me haha
It's gonna be hot as balls all week
I can't focus at all
I pretty much wake up every morning for work at 3 am Texas time , so don't complain about being tired
GAME TWO ! WHEW #CardinalNation
Man a foot a snow already here
I hope the Spanish exam is easy
Now , I just need to not be sick and have my arm not be in pain by 7pm tomorrow ☺️
Hookah always helps me .... poop ...
my moms wearing miss me's and converse
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you make me so happy☺️
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ he wrote me the sweetest letter of recommendation , I cried reading it
Waking up at 6 to go running and it's 1:37
Air tweet #4 which should be easy to pick up on ... I love you
I'm gonna be up all night
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ then I googled the major for UW Madison and read the description and it was exactly what I wanted thank god
hmu if you're not doing anything tomorrow
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ well everyone hates me so that's probably why
I feel so good after my run
I'm so bad at texting people back
I'd die if seven eleven wasnt so close
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ haha no I don't
Currently in a mad house
I took a nap in the trunk of my car last night !!
It's nice to know that three hours from now I'll be feeling sighs of relief
I feel as if I'm playing Rock Paper Scissors when it comes to #BlackVsWhite women #smh
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Morgan Freeman ?
This is a long application . But I'm almost done !
I just wanna cuddle and be Inhaled
So happy that A & P exam is over #whew
I hesitate to spent $10 to get mine washed .
wellpp back to having nothing to look forward to at school
Huge s/o to Kevin for waking me up early this morning because there are \chores to do ""
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I thought so .
Almost had a hookup for under the fireworks but shutdown bc prolly has a bunch of others besides me
I have 4 classes with Justin all in a row
Damn I just realized I spelled my last name wrong on my twitter name
Almost fell asleep while driving
When middle school band kids catch you in the middle of a snapchat
Oohh , look at me , quite the little hypocrite ... LOL
Somebody had to be in last .
A seagull just pooped like 2 millimeters away from Moe's head
omg the hot guy finally noticed me , he looked straight at me and looked me in the eyes
23 pages of handwritten notes , 17 hours of studying , and 3 weeks of class later .... It's Exam time .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you need to come out here it's gooooood good
On second thought , at least it's clean ? #safe
We moved in last weekend and I'm just now getting my room together . I'm so lazy
I'm shaking really bad
Walking into Starbucks , standing in line and the realizing I don't have my wallet
I have to pay for car insurance , gas and a car
Forgot to take the price tag off every present I wrapped
Austin gave me candy cause he knew I was having a bad day .
I want to be optimistic
Sanctuary -- Season 6 episode 23 of _TWITTER-ENTITY_ BEST EPISODE EVER !!!!!!!
take a dap I'm sweatin #WHOOO
My sleeping schedule that I worked on for the past six weeks went out the window this weekend
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I'm honored !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ \why'd you leave , I thought you loved me " "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ is cracking me up
Say whuut I'm actually leaving this house #sadbuttrue
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ tell that to the thumping on my walls while I'm home alone
Guys smoking a cigar while raking leaves
Working out with someone in the military is ALWAYS a mistake Epically when you're this out of shape
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ tell miles we don't offer that level of perfection at the shoppe .
I need someone to play with my hair , rub my back , get me soft pretzels , cuddle and watch a movie and maybe I wouldn't be so grumpy
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ okay this just a little rediculous now .. I promise I'm straight
I had my personal best on 3 meter ! Not to shabby considering I was shaken in my boots up there
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ damn we're on fire
Tied with _TWITTER-ENTITY_
hey , atleast Chuck has a friend in jail with him now !
stop talking to my friends PLEASE . it's embarrassing
I already quoted myself guys _TWITTER-ENTITY_ some diff people
who wants to drive me to school today bc parents and brother gone
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ of course you do baha I'm a riot
Lol Christmas time always makes me realize how lonely I am
Having to wear jeans because I can't get the blue of my legs
My hair is gonna be a hotmess today
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ gotta love junior year
I'm so nervous for this driving lesson !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ we don't have any good pictures they're all stupid
Stress stress stress stress
I see youuuuu _TWITTER-ENTITY_
Third wheeling it
Sad bc Andrew got a job . Now we get to see each other 100,000 x less
Football and Halo , who needs a relationship ?!
Just gonna apply my lip butter every 5 minutes tomorrow
out to dinner soon ? _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I think I left the door open and didn't realize she was gone until 2 hours later
Lol I sound like a dying walrus when I sing fr
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ this is so exciting bc it's like an across the country gift exchange with two girls who have never met . wow .
you're getting pppppretty fucking annoying
If there was an award for worlds shittiest texter , I would definitely receive it
Had SOOO much fun today at the Food Fanatics Live Expo today . Such great experience & amp ; amazing food . It might of been 12 hours , but still
Oh so that was directed towards me ,
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ ahahah I'm crying
I hate cute couples
I always get mad when I have to set an alarm to wake up in the summer , even if it's for noon
Literally been laying in bed staring at my ceiling for over an hour and I'm still wide awake
Nothing now but to wait
I have to be up in 4 hours
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ next time
And I forgot to bring a Lara Bar for lunch
Life is like a gift YOLO that means u gotta live it like its your last gotta live it right !!!
567 miles to go
It's actually funny because I have to get a 98 on my Econ final
Who wants to sleepover and watch movies or something . Cause likeeeee I'm bored
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I probably wouldn't pay attention even if I had to take it
Why am I on twitter on my phone & amp ; on my Mac ?
Glad that's over .
It was kinda fucked up we left tabor
I enjoyed taking selfies with the cat and dogs of the family I was babysitting for , WAYY too much tonight .. #whatislife #selfiezfordayz
Woke up at 7:20
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ me to . I'm trying to study for the exam . I turned my paper in a while ago . I only have one more day left to study
My practice jersey would be missing the day I need it
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ hehehe I knew that
that was possibly the stupidest and fake video I've ever seen on Instagram
Toooooo risky .
I hope #oomfs tweet isn't about me ... I don't even realize it
Rush hour traffic in Columbus
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ so I'm not the only one that hates those ?? Thank god
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ : If what you think you know and what you know you know meet up ... You gonna live a good life _TWITTER-ENTITY_
Lol that commercial is running all this week
I got three hours of sleep before I had to wake up and curl both of my sisters hairs for school .
I should just stop
If people seen the positions I sleep in
Going for a run in this weather will be great #Discipline
It's really funny when people think tweets are about them when they're really not ..
My face is so white compared to the rest of my body
my downfall is I can remember lyrics to the backstreet boys from over a decade ago BUT not what my professor said the entire class period
Pizza rolls and scrambled eggs for dinner ? Sure ! #college
The color of the day is without a doubt pink . #AlumniStatus
I didn't even think you still had those pictures omg
Girl in VS just said she loved my hair , but I haven't even brushed it today
the only good thing about swimming : oh wait . there is none .
Dragging myself to work
Omg , I dropped a huge bud last night an my dog has been acting weird all morning . I look over an he is checking on it !!!!
So I didn't win homecoming princess .... But I'm still a princess according to my dad . #intheclear
My leg is bleeding a lot so that's good
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I'm a sophomore but I'm 14
I swear I don't do anything
And that gummy bear will forever be lost in the couch ...
My bf told his mother that I can cook , clean & amp ; that I love the spurs .. None of those are true , She's gunna hate me ..
No pain no gain ! Working hard at the gym !
I really want to go Black Friday shopping but I'm broke
I went from completely being against relationships to constantly wanting kisses & amp ; cuddles from my boy .. Who am I
I think you're hot
Disregard that crying face
i apologize now to my neighbors , you're gonna hate me when I get my exhaust next week
I'm bad at making tough decisions
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I like your bracelet derrbear
I should send myself flowers for valentines day and then forget about it and when the day comes act like someone sent them to me
Ben's leaving and I might have to recount all the ballots BY MYSELF ...
literally just scrolled past 6 flipagrams in a row
I honestly screwed myself by going to this AP field trip tomorrow at 7 .
Except I pretty much just told all of twitter I'm not wearing a bra .. whoops . You wouldn't have known otherwise !
It's not me , it's you
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ pregnant as in food baby right ?
I love when I'm walking and my stomach jiggles
I spill out my life issues to sam as if he were a girl _TWITTER-ENTITY_
So like I haven't hung out with ANYONE all break . Where are my friends and WHY do they hate me
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ and I just brought back words with friends
Insanity and I have a love/hate relationship . I love how I feel after , but hate that I feel like I'm dying while doing it !
I'm so ugly it's unreal
This Thanksgiving should be a blast
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ i dont know i mean you did the thing so must care a little
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I'm not sure
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I wanted to sit and cry
Buttttt I made flash cards
Drake I hate you
Jena's so lucky she gets to meet SoMo ... I was gonna by a meet and greet but they're sold out
I sing so loud at home , I bet people upstairs are annoyed .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ ' s first tweet , so proud !
If you have nothing nice to say just keep it to yourself Lauryn ... you can do it
So guess who's doing there speech in a tutu ?
I leave for school in ten minutes and I'm laying in bed
LOL at the snapchat I just got from _TWITTER-ENTITY_ literally I can tell her anything with zero judgment #loveya #judgefreezone
Barely talking to you all day feels great
Setting my alarm for 5:30 to go to work .. tmrw should be a good day
Relieved to have both those tests over
Woke myself up crying because I had a dream Michael shot himself and it felt SO real . #Worried
3 hours of sleep is going no where today
I keep crackers beside my bed so that when I wake up hung over I'll have a little something to eat
S/o to _TWITTER-ENTITY_ for getting smoked in the face with my tennis ball yet she still loves me #sorryhutch #loveyou
10 minutes left ! #Whooooooo
Jesus , _TWITTER-ENTITY_ killed me tonight #Insanity
Surprisingly did so much better on my midterm than i thought i did #thankgod
Taking myself out on a panera date cause I have no friends
I may be babysitting from now til 9 tonight but Netflix is about to babysit these kids better than me . ✌
The funny thing is I never punched Mackenzie
Just finished my last essay for my English class this semester . Excuse me while I cry tears of joy . One more semester to go .
I just absolutely love being sick .
Holy moly man , I have never cried so much while finishing a book ... well done Veronica Roth .
Ya . I just spent 10 minuets selecting 680 pictures to delete . And what do I press ? Cancel .
Berry is beautiful .. And this camp is no joke .. Haha .
My head hurst so bad I feel like it's going to pop
im seriously having mixed emotions right now .
Oh good Hannah is here . I thought there was just a bunch of hoodlums hangin out in my driveway . Phew !
Atleast the last song is on to make me a little more depressed
This chem test tomorrow < & lt ; & lt ; & lt ; & lt ;
Hahaha just my luck
Glad that's done with
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ haha yea yea
so can I open my presents now I can't sleep
2 hour drive home and it's 10:40 . plus guard tryouts in the morning
I need Carlos back in my life
So hungry think il make me a sandwich .. or 3
Someone come get me
I love not getting a text back
My phone hasn't been less than 90% all day . Shows how much of a social life I have
Three hours in the math tutoring center
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ my cameras broken
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ is the funniest person I've ever not met
They do it just to say they have a tattoo/piercing .. How about you look into it and get something clean and not shitty
I met this guy today and I think his face was chiseled to perfection by gods
I think I'm getting annoyed so easily because it's 1 and I've been up since 7
I'm still an addicted to Pinterest . #judgeme
REBECCA GOT AN IPHONE
My phone charger is 4 inches from me & amp ; I guarantee I won't end up plugging it in , so Im going to end up waking up w/a completely dead phone
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I was about to say hahah I hope you don't have the third thing
I actually got hot walking back from that exam .
Someone better help me pass this physics test tomorrow
I love how people argue bout toilet paper
\ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ : Who needs friends ? Not me that's who ""
i always make things complicated and end up with no plans
Definitely just failed that chem test
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ loves me . Twitter love = real love
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Lol !! Don't feel bad when someone did that too me I had too asks my kids what it mint !!
Hilarious night watching _TWITTER-ENTITY_ turn 21 ... Oh and he is still throwing up opppps
Not feeling school tomorrow
I have to wake up in 5 hours
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ not even that ! If I lived on or off campus , who I lived with , and if I ever drank !!!!! So flipping awkward I was like omg
Nothing like a good workout to de-stress you and clear your mind !
too sore to laugh . or move . or anything .
Aaron can text back anytime now
Nothing better than having a test the day after Halloween !!!!!!!!!
The things I miss while I'm at work
On a good note my presentation is officially done and over with
I'm literally driving myself insane over this it's actually getting really pathetic
Library tonight ?
on the verge of a breakdown
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you caught up to me a long time ago
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ wow okay
College is so stressful
Why cant we be friends why cant we be friends
Oh and I got expelled for threatening to slit Alaina's throat that is why I don't date , I'm fucking crazy .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ but really . He probably only shows up at the prison to try to take over them lol
I hate being called baby , I dunno I just don't like it .
My phone keeps cracking
Almost just sent a picture of what I wanted to get my mom for Christmas to her instead of my dad . #closecall
Really wanna go to UK but it's gonna be so much more expensive
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ If you ever need a Knight in shining armor , yell at me ! I've heard I'm pretty gallant . Hahahahah
I don't want another thanksgiving dinner . I don't think my stomach can handle it but I'm still thankful tho
I HAVE BABY FEVER
I get so embarrassed for people omg
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ So who's getting out of Track 2nd semester again ..?
It's only been four hours and I already miss Austen #CountdownToThanksgivingBreak
I can't wait to take this test
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ can your mom drive me home ?
At the allergist . Getting tested for everything that i'm allergic to so i can finally get the allergy shots ! Excited but nervous
i wake up and come downstairs & amp ; theres a man in my house . thanks for the warning
Working 33 hours next week .
It's like Christmas when your _TWITTER-ENTITY_ package comes !! #Score
Tbh life has been so much easier with out you around
I feel better now #neededthattext
everytime Meagan screenshots my snapchats I patiently wait for her to post them and embarrass me
wow I actually have plans tonight lol
English quiz , history quiz , math test , and Econ summit video tomorrow
TVCC and all there fucking buildings .. I'm getting lost
I would leave my earphone at home the day everyone is annoying me .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ it's pretty easy to remember she'll be thankful for life .
Pretty sure my body temp just dropped twenty degrees
Ran over 3 1/2 miles
Yeah there's no way I can do all this math
Some people talk a lot of shit behind your back . . But face to face they be like . ✋
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ oh my god stop !!!
Going to my moms I love it there
Awesome I won't be at the game this week
I can never say Lebron _TWITTER-ENTITY_ got me saying Yebron lmfao
it's literally dropped like 13 degrees
Jumps are probably my least favorite thing about cheer
i get creeped out babysitting because of that clown story I read a while ago . All I see is clowns .
Hit 3000 miles on my Civic today . I feel like my little girl is growing up .
Could use a thunder buddy right about now ..
ACTs today and theres a snow storm coming #no
Long car ride ahead of us
1⃣3⃣ More days till I turn 16
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I'm excited
The only time my room is completely clean is if I have a new friend coming over or a guy . Sooooo pretty much never
Anddddd my windows are down
Mood swings are the best ☺️
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ I leave my house at 9am and don't come home till 7pm tomorrow
Jamming to t-swift and putting off this research paper one tweet at a time
Cracked my phone again mom
Lacrosse work outs tomorrow are going to be a struggle
Feel like a popped a Molly ... I'm sweatin '
I didn't study for my exam because I had a rodeo ... That's a valid excuse , right ?
\Foot Foot " "
yay for waking up at 4:30
I've given up trying to impress the guys at the gym because I've accepted the fact that sweating your ass off isn't attractive to anyone
It's one in the morning & amp ; my day is already hell ! #fml #sicktomytummy
If anyone could get me anything for Christmas it would be something One Direction ❤️
Good thing she don't wanna get married , dodged a bullet with that one
No matter how nice I am , I always get screwed over . thanks world .
I've never been so nervous in my life before
I don't give a fuck about chemistry of life .. Die
Time to put the acoustic back together ...
Every time I eat at Bdubs it makes me realize how much I don't miss working there
I really just need to calm down
weirdest mood ever
just yolo'ed every question on Spanish
What I have to wear into school tomorrow
Bank account isn't fully healed after Dallas and it's about to get another big dent here
The only good thing about my day is study hall because I get to just sit there and write . It's pretty fun .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ same here
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ yeah i have reeds and everything else , just no sax and thank you so much !!!!!
nobody's perfect , but you're perfect for me
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ oohh haha .. Should've figured that cause of all the purple #ImAnIdiot
It's hot but I love it ☀☀☀
what are we doing with our lives ? _TWITTER-ENTITY_
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ wearing the tribe tmrw . Pray for the Snowboarder boy
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ ........ I don't know what's going on
I'm always the one to accidentally forget about practice
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ class until 9
thankful for my big girl job in a place I hope to have a better career at one day making good GUARANTEED money for good hours
I have to read 100 pages of my history book tonight
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ phew makes me feel better
Vampire diaries is taking over my life and I love it
My comm professor just showed a clip from 500 days of summer I'm cryin
Another night with no plans because I have no friends
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ that's the best idea you've ever come up with
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ ugh ill be in east bum fuck
My 11 year old that I nanny requested me on Instagram .... #whatdoido
140 characters doesn't do it's justice . You know how I feel about you . Always remember that .
Made muffins and I'll probably eat all of them tonight
I don't remember like anyone I met tonight
Ohp someone is letting him know
You'd be surprised at the number of people who have actually hung out with me and liked me . WHO KNEW I WASN'T THAT BAD
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I'm honored
Yay my practice got cancelled no softball for awhile now
This is such a bad idea . But it feels so right .
When you're friends torment you .... _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_
Pink gel pen letters from my best friend
The only time I leave my room is when I ask my mom whats for dinner
Forever running into the people I would rather never see again . And yes , I flee shamelessly from these situations .
I wanna text #oomf but I feel like I'm just annoying them
I'm not giving a fuck how I look today at school , In caring about how I look at Eufaula after school though
Finally Thursday .
If I don't fall asleep by 11 I swear
finished my exam in 15 minutes
WHO WANTS TO HELP ME WITH BRIEF CALC ?
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ retweets right now > & gt ; & gt ;
LOL ... Jk it's a rerun , bachelorette is new tomorrow
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I'll be live tweeting from my room for NYE . Stay tuned and subscribe
Going crazy studying for a class that teaches you about behavior and mental processes How ironic .
I'm feeling tooo generous right now must be the Christmas air
my stomach just dropped when I got the tweet from carroll isd
the two emojis I use when anyone tells me to have fun at lasell
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ #Awkward
That run felt just faaaab #grindddiin
Woke up to my dad listening to Coldplay pandora
Nothing better than watching the open from the treadmill ⛳
Having to drive home by yourself after seeing the conjuring & lt ; & lt ; & lt ; & lt ;
I don't think I should be allowed in public right now , yet here I am
Really needed that one Chara thank goddd
I'm am ! We both know I mix numbers up . But not those numbers . I got u I every class test wise except math
Good thing I don't have to set an alarm for tomorrow . I just woke up from a 5 hour nap .
Aww this Mexican man at stop and shop offered to give me a ride home because he thought my mom left me there #howsweet ☺☺☺
October is so busy
my dad just walked into my room and didnt even acknowledge the satanic star made out of tinsel lying in the middle of the floor
Finished with studying
I didn't study for the biology final .....
Babysitting on New Year's Eve . Cool .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ it makes first semester look easy
you've pushed me to the limit and I can't take it anymore
Oh that's awkward .... #lol
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ too late
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ like you're so happy emotional idk that how I get . Idk I just always say I want to vomit or slit my wrist in good ways idk
It's 1am , I just finished wrapping presents . I haven't been up this late in forever . See what Christmas does to you
In one of those moods where I wanna do something permanent to my body ✒
Big day today
I am going to be the only girl in my grade tomorrow without a football number painted on my face
why do you make everything about you , it kinda just makes me wanna slap you square in the face
#IGotAThingFor _TWITTER-ENTITY_ dance moves lol
You talked mad shit about me then a few days later you got you ipod stolen hahaha karma at its best !
Ever since I got a ticket I've stopped completely at every stop sign
At least I'll be with my best friends tomorrow
Singing for my hero today
my cousin won't stop singing the fox song .
Easiest English quiz like ever
This wifi sucks
I GOT A B- IN CALCULUS TEARS OF JOY ! #neveragain
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you're lying em
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ oh okay right thank you
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ oh that's crazy ! Ahah
iOS7 doesnt approve of my charger anymore so thats great
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ cool guys i have to quit smoking so fuck you both
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ oh , idk what I was thinking
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ my life
I just have to survive 4 duty days which comprises 2 PT days and 1 hallway meeting then it's the weekend again . Didnt work out for 5 days .
I can't wait for prom
I try to talk to my mom about problems and it turns into a lecture
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I know , it seems you have a lot of fun writing me in scripts
Like can I please anyone
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you'd think people would realize that
When I find people that read good books I'm like and for the human race .
Good thing I didn't plan on doing anything today , just woke up in my towel clueless
Lol that was embarrassing love on top blasting out in my seminar class #awkward
It's not safe to walk in my room in the dark , you'll trip and die .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ love you Sherri
20 school days left !! #summer2013 ✌☀
Three hours later and Becca is finally done showering . Nbd .
Haven't even been upstairs from the basement yet today
if someone would snapchat me I would love you so much
I miss shawna
Just gonna be another long night
“ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ : Working out just makes me feel so much better holy in such a good mood right now ” so true though my goodness
I have 12 different kinds of mascara
Quotes this with a pic of us
Hot yoga is no joke ! I'm so sweaty but it felt so good !
Freaking out because I forgot my homework , turns out it isn't even due today . ✏️
Ugh picture retakes are today .
That would have been the fastest mile my _TWITTER-ENTITY_ app has recorded if I hadn't stopped to take pictures of a butterfly on some flowers .
Just got so stressed for . 5 minutes good now
I get pissed off really easily ..
Can't handle you
Earlier was super awkward .... Please never come in when I'm working again ....
22 page syllabus this class should be a breeze ?
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ fuck I just tweeted this too sorry
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ David Tennant a.k.a amor da minha vida kkkk
Literally doing nothing on the last night of summer
Those squats just kicked my booty
Damn never would I want to get on Chanleys bad side
No one ever texts me back but it's fine
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ he still gets it from you .. Sorry
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ lol remember that night #funniestthingever
Kyndal knows how truly ugly I am
Nothing feels better than turning in a paper you've been stressing about for weeks
thank the good lord !
Why did I take that Benadryl so early ?
AHHHHH SHOOT ME
If I tweeted what was really on my mind right now ..
I love when people call me kay . I think it's better than kaylee .
Feeling so much better
The awkward moment when were locked out of the house
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahaha ! Nope ! I'm serious about the date though ! when I get a free moment in my life lol
3 more hours then #sunsunsun ☀
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ driving is less scary with my eyes closed ⚠️
well I hope I remembered all my hw
Christmas is tomorrow & amp ; it feels like summer
two more games today and I'm not even on the team
Workout today > & gt ; & gt ; & gt ; & gt ;
That went better than expected
Back to Dr. Jones I go
Feelin confident , gotta get this paper done
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ at least I'll look Better than what you made me look like
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ okay okay hold up
He said it should be named Barclevious Shichefski dad is too much
I don't think anyone likes them
I want a boyfriend but that's hard to do because boys don't like me .
I'm bored so I don't pay attention . I don't pay attention so I don't know what to do . I don't know what to do so I don't do work . #School
Got accepted to college
Just saw _TWITTER-ENTITY_ twin & amp ; instantly fell in love . then I stood up from the snow tube with a wet & amp ; frozen butt & amp ; that was the end of that
So the options are looking like dropping out and running away ...
Did my parents not know i was home ? ... definitely set the alarm off when i walked inside ...
I just don't care
Damn I looked him dead in his eyes #awkward
Ezra is so fineeeeee
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ literally !!!! We were like the whole movie
Uhhhhhh that coulda been bad
my twitter is so live tonight
there's \hungover " then there's " putting the ' be back in five minutes ' sign on the door at work so you can throw up hungover " "
6 shots are catching up to me
Can't believe _TWITTER-ENTITY_ fell asleep on me again
My power keeps turning off and on
Finally to Idaho ! #finally
hey uh who isn't in the parade and wants to stand w/ me bc loner
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ oh well that's embarrassing !!
Power went out at my house #stormy
I hate my job
After this trip I'm gonna have a permanent food baby
Being on your feet for 9 hours
Finally comin home tho
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ FINALLY BEAT LEVEL 29
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ yes ! Finally ! We will definitely hangout !
The music in Macy's five months with the same playlist is too damn long .
skylar just drove
missed netflix more than anything
how I'm even awake right now is completely beyond my understanding
And my professor is hot
2 more hours ..
Just got done my paper for Schmidts class . So relieved !! And it's the only second day of break !
I wonder if Annessa will be a good biff & amp ; play with my hair .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ just yelled out \THUMBS UP FOR PRE-MERIDAL SEX " "
Going to have to make up 50 hours in the gym for online health
so if anyone owns an orange tutu , or anything orange ... I would like to borrow it
My grandparents are those annoying tourists
I couldn't be more relieved right now . ☺
Phew what a day
OMG the kitten is actually coming out from hiding !
Uh I have 24 unread snapchats right now wth _TWITTER-ENTITY_
Whenever I need a good laugh , all I have to do is look in my photos of screenshots that are all from _TWITTER-ENTITY_ SnapChatting me ....
Guys get turned off by my love for 1D
I really do laugh at my own jokes .
Finally got to hit !! ⚾ #bestdayever
I'm running on about 4 hours of sleep , how am I awake
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ vines are hilarious
I've always had the fattest crush on you
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I didn't pay much attention when she talked .
only bffs would do that
I eat so shitty .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ occasionally
I tried to do this paper and ended up doing 1 paragraph .. Now I'm too tired to do the rest
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Not for long ...
1295 you are very pretty and we have hung out a couple times but you never talk to me
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you know me too well
I swear winter has pictures of me making the weirdest faces
I retweet way too much
do I really have to leave my dog to go to school
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I think id kill myself . I haven't had class since Wednesday .
This is to much
I could only imagine how good I would sleep if I didn't have an iPhone
and I'm failing math
Just made 40 bucks today !! _TWITTER-ENTITY_ good game !
Never remember how much I hate burpees until I'm in the middle of them
Ooo I almost forgot to turn off my 5am alarms !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ ok
You basically hit on anything with a pulse
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I wonder how my niece will get home after soccer practice #hmmm
Whoops my apologies for the typo in the last tweet
Actually pretty nervous⚽️
how all these boys are telling eachother to stop is how I feel when yorkville and oswego fight
I can't put on mascara without opening my mouth .
Omg this lunch detention is gonna be hell
So much work to do
Just aimlessly drove around listening to Miley's new song over and over again . I hate that I love it
It's strange how much joy I get from making fun of people's selfies
1D haha that's a good one . Real original and classic haha
me and camille were so fun in junior high can we go back to that ?
Sometimes I think _TWITTER-ENTITY_ and I have the same thoughts at the same time . He just says it better
our professor put one of Chung's problems on the board as an example and said \I don't know what this is ... This is just weird " "
If you'd rather spend your time with people you don't even know than to hang out with your real friends .. Be my guest
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ not you Morgan Lewis
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ at what ?
I know _TWITTER-ENTITY_ won't be taking a bubble bath tonight
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ course he is . But farealz . You're friend is cute . Unless she just has a really really really good avi
Darianna takes me to my bus and then forgets my bag
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I'm dying and Kevin is jumping
My sister is complaining how Germans made her sing Christmas songs and lead prayer not my sister at all . Not at all . #GoGermany
Really though . You think I'm kidding Piss offff
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ shut up
The fact my boyfriend almost got jealous of Bailey ..
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ idk lol we just need to go apply everywhere so we will have gas money but really though !
Bring it on surrounding laws that govern the universe . what is next ? _TWITTER-ENTITY_
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Oh yeah that was real tho LMFAO weird ass dreams
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ i have an obsession with the kid sorry
Randy Houser & amp ; Jamey Johnson cowrote Honkydonk Badonkadonk .
\if I have it , I'm really loose with it . " -Amy Schaeffer ladies and gentlemen . "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I think people would go crazy over it like an apocalypse for their fix on bacon and pumpkin ... Could be dangerous
Thank goodness my dads not a cop
Avery's mom told me \Take care of my daughter . If something happens to her , I'll find you . " Them words reply in my head "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ please tell me how you respond to this !?
When we promised never to talk about the strip club after leaving and when we got back that's all we talked about Good time with my bros
Apparently I'm not the only one lol
The other night me kalee and Allie walked past these grown men and they said hat's 10 years right there " "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ OMG bad mother ! Lol she will cry !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ she's too funny she never gets band names right . \You me at five o clock ""
Savannah made a funny
lmmfao , she said \I hate being a Ginger because I have no soul . " "
I'm now behind in Walking Dead and Legend of Korra . Funny how Doctor Who always fights it's way to the top . It's like my first born
\Y'all need those good Canadian lights ! " - Uncle Sam ... Lol what ?! "
Haha this fresh prince
Car lots will never be the same for me . ☺
\Well he has 2 blue eyes and I have ... I have one blue eye " _TWITTER-ENTITY_ & amp ; _TWITTER-ENTITY_ "
Too funny .... well after u realize it wasn't nothing bad !
I'm the most awkward person ever
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ ya know , all those nights turned out great in the end and made for great stories so shush !
I played the drums on my dad
Sorry , Garrett , for retweeting all your 69 stuff . It's really funny
Hm ..... I still wonder how like seriously
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ As weird as you make our convos , I will always love you
He had a safe on his phone for pictures to hide from his mom
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ too much haha
My little brother is singing so loud in the shower
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahahahahaha text me
Lmao at these Cal U accounts #whoareyou
Tell her it's vodka not water . . Chug Raegan , chug .
Duncan never gets calls ! Haha .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahahahaha oops
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I would never get one I just think about it sometimes !
\You could show up to a fire and they'd think you were in charge " "
Our attempt of a grind on me video in buglers locker room mixed in with some wall twerking > & gt ;
Anna's not really a banger
“ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ : I hope when you're running in college everyone just fucking hates you cause everyone at Elmwood did . ”
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ we're related by marriage hahaha oh my ..
I'm so bitter in the morning and I can't help it
Me and _TWITTER-ENTITY_ find it fun to clap our thighs together
Kat Williams > & gt ; & gt ; my night has been made !
My phone is on again after 32 hours
I guess I'm doing something right
Keiya just got Sharkeisha'd by my mom
that rumor about me & gt ;
I can't even do this right now
Yeah i'd go gay for Rihanna , Carrie underwood anddddd Beyonce . #noshame
my chin feels like a cheese grater- _TWITTER-ENTITY_
When _TWITTER-ENTITY_ calls me to tell me all about the power rangers Our phone calls & gt ; & gt ; & gt ;
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ yea kinds firgured
Caitlyn's so stupid
Tatym just poured the whole fish food into my fish tank . Them niggas having a Feast now
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ ha . Ha . Haha . Hahaha . Hahahahahhahahahaa . Hahahahahahahahahahhahahahaa .
Andrew luck is ugly af
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you're not full black
Always having a group message with _TWITTER-ENTITY_ & amp ; _TWITTER-ENTITY_ ☺ love my fishes .
The fact that Carrie has to use my phone cracks me up #greatbestfriendaward
It won't be to much longer
“ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ : What if instead of having sirens ambulances just played move bitch get out the way by ludacris”life would be so much better
I can't get over the face _TWITTER-ENTITY_ makes when she looks at people .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Sue boo find her phone ?
Boooooooooooooooottttt ! I haven't had a good one if those in awhile
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ yep thats you _TWITTER-ENTITY_ my hair didnt even fit in the picture…
Lol , I can't deal
27 days till I'm 16
Like what even ?
What are the odds
This time last year my mother was in the er getting stitches in her finger
but _TWITTER-ENTITY_ talked all day today non stop
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ I was so confused at first so I had to screenshot it .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ describes us perfectly
Noah's acting like Robby in the passenger seat screaming like a little girl
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ i swear
My mom's drunk off wine
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I was thinking the same thing !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ love it .
This whole weekend I have been calling my mom Jill and she hates if
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ HAHAHAHAHAHA YEAH RIGHT
I can always count on brittney to favor and retweet my stuff
“ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ : If a boner is considered a feeling , then yes ... I do have feelings for you . ”
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ it's also late af
Do you all remember planking ?
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ .. Hahahahahaha oh shit , I'm too tired for this right now
Watching others snapchat in class
Dodge , duck , Dip , dive , and dodge .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I'd rather sleep next to you then a guy anyday ! I don't sleep good next to boys , I don't know why
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ seriously . Some people just don't get it .. #getfriends
This car ride
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ sowwwyyy I'm just all about winning
So wishing I would have stayed in choir ! Not only to keep singing but after seeing _TWITTER-ENTITY_ tweet .
Good little 30 minute random phone call playing catch up with _TWITTER-ENTITY_ you kill me . #toofunny #loveyakid
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ it's this weekend ... hahahaha . yes . maybe _TWITTER-ENTITY_ and Dylan want to go ?
Helping each other light our cigs . #bestfriends _TWITTER-ENTITY_
And I sing ALL the time
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ don't favorite my fat tweet
Everyone's still talking about iOS 7 and I'm like I've had it for a week
\We'll have lots of fun with Mr. Snowman until the alligators knock him down . " How _TWITTER-ENTITY_ thought " Winter Wonderland " went "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ umm no I quit
To people that I share a really funny friendships with , I send the funniest pictures
Say on a white couch after spray tan left a mark #priceless #oops
catching up on my feed from 5+ hours ago
Goddamn . Shit .
Alex is such a mommy boy it's so funny
Absolutely dying at Aaron Paul's reactions to David Blaine's trick in this special
I am SO tempted to show her all the things you've said to me . but wouldn't wanna ruin your happiness
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ lmao why would you be dead ?
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ HAHAHA OMG I FORGOT ABOUT THAT !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ cause you be to funny & amp ; don't give a fuck about nothing
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ Haha , alright .
\Max ! Help me ! I'm ... FEELING ! " "
Me and my sister always find a way to make things interesting
#LetsMakeItAwkward her and hickeys
My mom is getting my dad a new wedding band for Christmas because his fingers are too fat for his old one #truelove
March madness at the Giroux house = hilarious
I'm such bad luck when I'm at sru
My mom is struggling so hard to tag people in a photo on Facebook on her phone
LMFAO I LOVE _TWITTER-ENTITY_ VINES
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ that's so flipping true !!
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Jamie's talking to us about how she's sooo glad she didn't marry her boyfriend from high school . #WeKnowWhy
Tyler thinks the reason it's cold out is because he atmosphere " "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ where can they be purchased ?
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahahahahahahahahahahahhhhhhHh #seniorweek
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ so stupid oh my god
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ yeah it's you I tried to filter it as much as I could but editing can only do so much for a face like that ...
at my last retweet .
s/o to _TWITTER-ENTITY_ for being so pretty and super nice ! and one of the only girls I like in 3rd period Love you ! we need to hang soon
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ it does ?
Confused as to why this kid is lying to me about being in NYC
Looks like we're not friends then
Probably going to dinner w/ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ and her fam bam
Got my alarm set already . Cannot MISS my gym classes tomorrow . .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ That's not a Hell or a Yeah . Can't you read ?
I seriously thought Macklemore was black . #imanidiot
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I burned the meat
Someone just got arrested at lunch for stealing orange juice
The Little Rascals !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you mean fail ?
Sloane just called the mosquitoes hose tickly things " "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ try using another reference to laughing . \Cackling " is an awful word ! "
Instead of doing work , I'm playing Fuck , Mary , Kill in study hall #productive _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_
Commercials for MySpace
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ didn't think I would like it but it is probably the best change that has ever happened in my life ❤️
The next person I fight will literally get all the anger I've had built up for the last couple of mouths .
Kaitlyn is so funny when she's mad
My brother was coughing and he was like \I need to be burped " "
feel like me and _TWITTER-ENTITY_ have been friends for years
What does \Spinneca " even mean _TWITTER-ENTITY_ "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ your avi is so you
My mom is so excited that she's friends with _TWITTER-ENTITY_ & amp ; _TWITTER-ENTITY_ on Facebook
Lauren is so blunt that it is hilarious . I don't know what I would do without her to brighten my day _TWITTER-ENTITY_
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ and you laughed at one so don't act like you were so offended . You fucking replied with lots of these and #dead
Mrs. Henby walked me to my class cause she thought I'd be abducted by aliens and wanted me to be safe
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ for some ungodly reason I caught myself singin ' smelly cat ' yesterday #friendsprobs
Old couple in my bar arguing about jealousy issues ... Thought that was teenage shit lol .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ after he tried convincing me you were independent and could walk home yourself
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Idek you're a tweetaholic
Just realized I'm wearing capris to class without even shaving my legs . #winning #lazystudent
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ don't hype yourself ash
I dropped my card on the floor in target and couldnt pick it up because of my nails and a lady had to help me ...
she also walked into my room and proceed to tell me she feeling aight ' hahah not sure how to respond to her
Some of the shit my English prof says cracks me up
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Yeahhhhhh ! When you grow up with two older sisters you learn songs like that #SpiceGirls
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahahahhah I taught you that
Brennan doesn't know what a French inhale is
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahaha Landon I miss ya so much !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ If you say he don't got it say \Tamara know you seen her see you with it on " "
Butt pirates are frowned upon hahaha
This episode of Reba is hilarious
I've been waiting around for my coffee to be brewed and I realized I forgot to put water in it #whoopz
LOL Kyle Larson's latest Instagram photo with his girlfriend at the Nationwide banquet ... His face in that is hilarious
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ we just won't have the guys making rude sarcastic comments lol which will make it better ❤️
What's so oyal " about that baby ? Looks normal to me "
You're hilarious we should talk more though !
\I'm a republican cause nobody likes democrats " - my 9 year old brother "
This guy just asked to buy me a drink and then I told him I'm 18
Traveus bad at driving
My parents will believe anything
Lol , at the the fact that you don't like me for no reason .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Omg I really did get you stuck on that game
I can't deal with Andrew right now
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Madison and I were so surprised you didn't wear them at camp
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ in dyingggggg
When me and _TWITTER-ENTITY_ are talking about feet and the WHOLE story gets flipped over . Lmao !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you're really nice we don't know each other that well and it need to change ASAP rocky
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ booty-pop
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ look who my sister is just kidding .
Is it bad that i want Hannah Montana's song Wherever I Go to be our class song ?
Some guy just walked into a door bc he was staring at me
These snapchats right now #ilookhotwithamustache
#oomf is hot ....
Hahaha I just laugh whenever I see that picture ! #toofunny #crying
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ love and miss u lil sweeze !!
Getting those \ is this shelby " texts hahahah I should take my number off insta and keep it off the internet "
I'm glad I don't have anybody to worry about but myself and my family and my few friends
I get told I text/type/talk super fast like once every day .
Sunday should be fun ..
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I have that effect on people
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ thanks Ryan
I forgot about those car wash tickets . I have sold 0
Tonight was honestly fun
The fact that since _TWITTER-ENTITY_ and I are on talking terms now , everyone assumes we're back together . #gtfo
Really have never laughed so hard in my life I love my grandma more then anything
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I'm asking her asap !
So I bought 5 things online from vs using my rewards cards .. Everything just came in the mail .. 5 new rewards cards
I seriously love _TWITTER-ENTITY_ ❤
Everything is hilarious at night ❤
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ thinks a sophomore is 2nd grade in high school
#TBT is just an excuse for people to post all the pics they looked hottest in over again
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ haha maybe if you would bring me some cake that wouldn't have happened !
at least _TWITTER-ENTITY_ and I have that rep , rather than the one you have .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Haha , omg . Put my stupidity on blast
Bryce just grinded him up
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahahah How long will you be back for ?
The Dictator ❤
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ my biotch
im so funi
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ haha I just SHIPPED MY PANTS !
My life is way better than hers why would I ever let her get me down
when girls think I'm a player ! I'm a nerdy ass white boy that likes to read and hunt and listen to music ! I have no game ppl
Probably one of the funniest people i know ! And I told you that today miss ya !
Hahah my boss is awesome ! She understands that an all boys school would destroy me and I'd just drop out hahaha
I even laugh ugly
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ maybe all of our boyfriends would wanna come too you know since there all best friends too
He do it for the ratchets
Cheyenne passed out under my blanket .
A customer just told me to have a Happy Easter .... Either I missed a joke somewhere along our convo or they're seriously confused hahaha
Let's make love not war . ✌
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ don't go into details
I just hope I get married before fucking menopause , that's my only goal . - _TWITTER-ENTITY_
I'm too stupid to go to any schools around here _TWITTER-ENTITY_
\He always brags about how his students all get fives ... But it's a private school and they're all Asian and you know the story ... " #Kimber "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ you drive a truck though .. #thatwontwork
It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia & gt ;
Last tweet was a joke by the way
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Hahaha we know what we're talking about sometimes
It's been a free night these last few nights
I remember when _TWITTER-ENTITY_ and I just walked out my window and walked the highway in the middle of the night and her mom called !
There is a 5 year old on anesthesia and I brought his pancakes over . He put his face right in them . And there's sugar all over his face .
My moms on the phone FaceTiming with my aunt , while she on the toilet
\You effing laughing I'm going to effing make you cry " _TWITTER-ENTITY_ to her sister "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Don't you know this is a beauty school ?
Man I'm looking hawwwwt today ..
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ yes .. Yes u is .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ that's exactly what I'm watching right now
shut up . I know how to spell tonight !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I just saw that video of you after your surgery . weak is an understatement
Zac- \I have to cut my toenails when they don't fit in my boots anymore " _TWITTER-ENTITY_ "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I can't even
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you woulda thought✋ cuz then I'm walking back by myself at probably 1 in the morning
' with this hand , I will set your mother on fire ' hahahahaha
Whys everyone asleep already ?? Y'all got church in the morning ?
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ girlllll you know it lol
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ and I are awful class officers
\Son of a biscuit eating fucking bulldog .. Eat my dick off and call me sweet nelly . " _TWITTER-ENTITY_ "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Ahahaha _TWITTER-ENTITY_ is comming into today . last appointment too . SHE'S THE REASON IM MOVING .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ ducking hilarious . You get me every time Joey
the campaign !!
Classic car ride with Nicholas and Luke
lol if u ever sit around and people watch youll realize guys will literally check anything out #itiswhatitis
My skin white like cocaineee .
If you don't have an emoji next to your name in my phone that means I don't like you . And someone lost there emoji tonight .
bitches will be bitches
My intentions were not very obvious to you were they ?
\ oh sorry didn't see you there " -Paige Daniel _TWITTER-ENTITY_ OMG IM DYING THANKS FOR MAKING MY DAY "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ lol actually I know a lot of people who like me #byenow
I literally just walked _TWITTER-ENTITY_ to the stairs . #goodgirlfriend
How me and _TWITTER-ENTITY_ cuddle ! hahaha butt to butt awk
dont even know if ruthies awake or not .. But ill just be quite anyway
I wish I could breathe out of my nose
Can't wait to see _TWITTER-ENTITY_ tonight !!! #bestlimbaever
When I get older I'm getting a shibe . I don't care what people think
tannyr : yk like I'm pretty sure when you descend into hell they play a song & amp ; I'm pretty sure it'd be like Harlem Shake kids bop edition
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ #dying i miss you guys !
Hahahah the shit i find on instagram
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I had to ask someone earlier ... But it's how \country people " say tornado .... "
WHY IS FAMILY GUY SO FUNNY #honestly #canthandleit
Dad just said that he was gonna have to call direct tv to disconnect hallmark
Brayden blowing kisses to Delena on snap chat !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahaha I knew what your tweet said before I even saw it . Good times
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahaha I'm thankful I can't see them ever again
worst hoco ever
I love watching fat people dance
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ lmao omg
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ & amp ; _TWITTER-ENTITY_ convo right now
The fact that I drive by Gush's to work makes it even better
I subtweet . I'm not a bitch for it . It's just funny seeing 20 people flip out
There's enough liquor in my room to get the whole house wasted twice , I live in a household of 8 ..
it's a Pillsbury couple
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ someone's a little mad
I have the most difunctional friends including me
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ no but if the shoe fits ..
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ HAHAHA I WAS HOPING YOU'D GET THAT
U could land a airplane on lebrons forehead✈✈
All I want is to fuck
I be damned if I accept any of our AAU team parents on Instagram they already know a lot .
that was great
I call her butter face . Everything looks butt er face !!!
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ roooooooffflYou already know & lt ;333
Haha I just can't stop laughing lololol .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I WAS IN THE CAR NEXT TO YOU WITH THE WINDOW DOWN ! PLEASE TWEET ME TO LET ME KNOW YOU CARE ! YOU SAID YOU LOVED ME
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ chase showed me this
Actually in tears at duck dynasty right now
S/O to _TWITTER-ENTITY_ for being the only one that likes my sweater
\what can i say ? now you're locked in a prison bus and your woman drips of beverage . " #theoffice "
I'm gonna die
Colt just asked me for my life story .. I'm 15 ? What life
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ ok David ........
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ calls hats \stocking caps " #gayyyyyy "
I'm always so happy it takes a lot to get mad
Impractical jokers is pure comic genius
you're so stupid .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahahahaha the second picture
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ would have never guessed
\The 11th commandment should be ' Thou shall not bang hut sluts '" lmao "
Well , I almost had plans for this weekend
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ there's no picture . This chick is just trying to justify the chicks who tweet hunter Moore pics as not being whores .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ just cause you didn't think I would
I almost liked that picture
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ just downloaded moviemaker in Dutch twice and once in German .. I think it's safe to say we're ready for the weekend .
Ive always secretly wanted to smoke weed with my mom
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ who screamed ??
Ehhhh I'll act like I do for awhile
We totally won the volleyball game against our trainers today _TWITTER-ENTITY_
Remember when we kissed
The geico commercial with the camel and hump day is too funny !
That twitter fight was funny as fuck and I don't even like any of the people in it
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ THAT IS THE BEST VINE I'VE EVER SEEN
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ is such a white girl I can't even
There's a camo case on my phone right now and I shot a gun this weekend .... what's my life coming to these days ?
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ pshhh please .... He goes hard on these peoples presents though
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ haha ya ok Dylan
Dress Down Day Tomorrow
I said I wished my dog didn't have a tail and my dad said \Let Paula cut his hair " hahahahahah _TWITTER-ENTITY_ "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I did actually !! I was dying
It sucks to be single . BECAUSE IM A FAT CHIPMUNK !
My parent won the strike pot , and progressive tonight at bowling . I bet people were shitty .
I said capital dick
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ ' friends in low places ' just came on the loud speakers at the track
\Wendy Peffercorn Mmmmmm ""
It's like boobs are fucking ghosts and they're only real if they're in front of your face #jennamarbles #lmao
Then someone said she isn't just a _TWITTER-ENTITY_ fan .. shes beyond it shes in love with him yupp thats me ✋
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ them 6th grader
Making brownies & amp ; cupcake fights #whatswrongwithus
I really just want to beat the crap out of someone right now
\My bad , my finger slipped " YOUR FINGERS CANT SLIP AND TAKE A SCREENSHOT "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ yea we all know a idiot like that lol
Lol at all these girls asking themselves questions on ask .
Eating oyster crackers
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ a little bit of my hair and ugly sweater made it in the right . I'm truly honored guys ☺️
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ oh lol
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahaha #loveyoutoo
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ someone's a tad mad ?
I don't even like eggplant
I love _TWITTER-ENTITY_
The Easter bunny left my sister a fishing pole ..... Btw she's never been fishing I thought my parents hated me hahahah
My dad boosted it saying he was gonna take my phone away if i had a D . ✋ #hedontknowmylife
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ That's something to be proud of !
Girls who wear makeup to the lake ... No just stop ✋
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Shut up , you're a ricer
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ to whoever hacked my account thank you for the great laugh
My mom asked me what I was cleaning .. So I told her I was cleaning the inside of a bag of chips
you post the dumbiest things on instagram i just like them cause ur hot
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ that face looks like you're gonna rape me ummmm fuck , next Tuesday ?
I'm wearing Beats for the Wynn & amp ; this guy asked me if my dad owns the Wynn
My mom just asked my brother if he twerks .
are you serious ? You're pathetic .
shopping with maddy _TWITTER-ENTITY_ this may be a bad idea
Ignorance of people
You really learn the value of a dollar when you work your ass off for the minimum wage check
The radio at my work is hilarious , first The Joker comes on and now its playing The Safety Dance
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ that drink was just what i needed to end the day
my nephews are the creepiest/funniest people i know ...
Brads grammar is so bad his tweets don't make sense
I was so hungry I was putting lunchables in the buggy
Snapchat will be the death of me
Is it bad that I cry at #XFactor ? ❔
cody is stupid .
Freshman trying to get into Scorps with there name this still on ... dying a little come back in a few years kids ...
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I wish you would've been with last night to dance the night away . And to see _TWITTER-ENTITY_ slip on the ice on our way home
\Who's the first girl you kissed ? " " .. Brittany " " Oh I know her she's knocked up on the street " #thesimplelife _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ that actually just made my day
At least she is wearing underwear though
getting the people i work with to come clean my room
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ my little brother does . Lol . it creeps me out .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ yeah but I tried 2 take it out so when my hair i just normal it's like super waver under neither and straight its terrible !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahahahaha you're righttttt .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ are you serious
What kind of question is that ?
I knew I wouldn't be able to do a goddamn thing I needed to today ..... thank for fucking NOTHING
Hahaha by far the funniest thing I ever said
When someone says they know you . but you've never heard of them before
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahhaa we're just borrowing ☺ & amp ; haha no I threw it away it was completely done for
ready for my ulcers to go away , i miss taco bellllllllllll & amp ; hot sauce . #butreally #fgp
It's 4am and you woke me up for this ?
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ always finds a way to brighten up a serious situation .
How was your night , I woke up making sure no one put me on vine .. _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ 7:30 am group texts
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ it just puzzles me
This girl in my study hall writes like a 4 year old .
Me and my nigga playing the same game to #acomf and they really stressin over it ...
My man spitting game ✋
When Zalea ask my mom \ How do you tell if its a boy cat or a girl cat ? " "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ seriously just died lololol thank you !!
Oomf definitely doesn't look like 100 likes in person . Who is she fooling
Wrote my whole essay about camping with the word \campesinos " and just found out it means peasants HAHAHAHAHAHA "
If I was a kid , I'd be trying so hard to go to sleep right now
We might have way too much pizza ... _TWITTER-ENTITY_
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ it's what all the cool kids do nowadays
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ HAHAHAHAHA YOUR A SAINT
Having a whole conversation about Hunter's butt !! _TWITTER-ENTITY_
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you just called him Matthew butttt y'all are in love .. I swear ❤
DJ said Priest look like catdog
I hate when people say text you later and they never do
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ yeah they do !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ lol you know its real when you match without planning
I used to be really into football , then me and Danny broke up . Lol
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Or golf balls flying at you while trying to layout
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I'm not gunna budge here , you already lost
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you like forget them the normal way then you say them backwards in like 2.3 sec like nothing
It's funny because when you two broke up , he wanted to mess around with me
Just opened the funniest snap chats I've ever received ! Hahaha
Keep all the cute pics of me comin guys #lookingood
Betty Whites Off The Rocker cracks my shit up
my brother just said _TWITTER-ENTITY_ scares him
Ellen has me rolling
My family is HILARIOUS lol if you think I'm silly , you got another thing coming if you ever meet my aunt and grandma
What Is caplan even talking about
serf saw my belly , said that was Harlow's butt on the left side , and said she's twerkin in there . omg noooo
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I hate you
Lol I hate cheaters You're so lucky I'm happy now , because you'd be fucked if I wasn't .
If i ever become a attorney id get to say \I'll get you off " on a daily basis during regular business convos & amp ; smirk every time without fail "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ sucks to suck
This is to funny
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ lmfao of course you are Joey .
Gabe is easily the funniest person ever
My cat just unravelled an ENTIRE ball of yarn she found in my mom's room .
\And the cast of Prometheus explains what the hell was going on there " "
Duck Dynasty is so funny tonight
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ just saw that and laughed so hard !!!
I vent to spencer everyday about people who piss me off
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hes got AF lol
I love how non albanians are tweeting this tweet like an Albanian thing #madrespect
I catch myself repeating vines like all day .. It needs to stop
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ what did you say
49ers gonna hate from inside the Super Bowl , cause they ain't gonna win
AHAHAHAHHA that didn't last long . And now you're back texting me
I can't remember any of this math from the beginning of the year . Ha . I'm gonna fail this benchmark
I love how my hair dresser asks about my love life
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I just told yur brother he was cute
I'm only going to the trough tonight to lurk someone ..... That's how much of a creep I am !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ awe she beat me to it haha .
You proud of yourself ?
Like ALLL of these tweets are making me laugh too hard !!
one named jordy and the one named rebecca
What happens when the dope gets low witch you ain't that fine no way _TWITTER-ENTITY_
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahahahaha that's what happens when almost died one of the funniest times ever
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ killed me with his Instagram comment
Hahaha I didn't know people still prank called
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ oh shit haha . That's scary but I feel like you should do it anyway maybe if you annoy her enough she'll leave !
I hope my video gets picked on afv
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahaha OMG !
Isabel's mom just told me that my capris leggings , uggs & amp ; hoodie wasn't going to cut it if \I'm trying to find a potential suitor " #oh "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Did we watch the same Hunger Games movie ?
s/o to _TWITTER-ENTITY_ for having a cool grandmother she's really funny and she's a beast at soccer and she has massaging toilet seats
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ lololol ! Me , drunk ? Neverrrrr ☺
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ just made my day
as I go through stuff me and _TWITTER-ENTITY_ used to document ... we need to have a bonfire ... ASAP .
Why am I dying laughing at _TWITTER-ENTITY_ and _TWITTER-ENTITY_ Instagram video
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I just realized I forgot to tag you
Lol 5 people in my class just left because they were in the wrong class .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ we are too much #DummyBitch
Hunter needs to stop .. Singing in the shower isn't helping your vocals
My wrapping sucks
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ it's better than a F , and u probably did good . Someone got an 11 on the finals
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ she had no idea what that meant . I almost died !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahaha betttttty
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ dude , i get a 4 pack of cinabons from Burger King twice a week .
Friends ? Lol .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hey it could be that to
Tonight has been one of the best and funniest nights in a while ! _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_
Girls wear perfume & amp ; makeup cuz they're ugly & amp ; they stink '
Me : Are you really cold still ? Aidan : I have snow in my ear and diabetes on my face !
When you hear that you've fucked someone that you've never even touched these rumors get funnier every day
I find it funny how I met Sheridan that one night ☺
Jk it forsure is
Well . What comes around goes around
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ i got you just wait
remember back when everyone would use Facebook and the statuses that girls would post up would say ext the cell " hahaha thirsty bitches "
This week has just went downhill after I fell down those stairs ... still laughing about it !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ this is your fault Shane just kidding made twitter pop a bit
Your . Hair . Wait , actually , you need to tone down the makeup . A lot . #DearGod
My dad & amp ; Danny > & gt ;
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ thanks for the life lesson !
“ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ : I like reading my old yearbook comments so I can see what people thought of me before I became an asshole”
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I literally lol'd haha but don't you have like a new truck every other week ?
Let's see how much of an adult I am .. Haha let me get through this flight alone without some tears .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ hey now Macklemore is a beast !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ well in that case im in as long as someone brings food
“ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ : am I the only girl who didn't get something that's Michael Kors ? ” I thought I was the only one
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ haha yeah I was making so much noise out there I was like a bird
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ rubbing off or rubbing off ?
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I just laughed so hard . Thank you
Going back and visiting my prep school ... Brings back memories of falling asleep on stage at gradation _TWITTER-ENTITY_
Tonight was such a shit show
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ litterly .... I can say there is no more awkward moments I could possibly go through !
I'm so glad Vine has a front camera now !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ just became my favorite person ever
I was about to tweet you when I saw chocolate truffles in your profile description . Love you sissy _TWITTER-ENTITY_
Lord forgive me
\She wants me " oh tanner "
I would hack rabih right now but this is too funny
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ not this weekend . but you already know
i still haven't saved amras number in my phone
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I can't sleep
Goodnight Twitter fight I'll read u in the mornin .
Mrs. newell gave good candy I would make love with her
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahaha so on point !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ this is great
Watching Whose Line Is It Anyway lmfaoaoaoao #soexcited #throwback
why are we holding balls
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ thank god I wasn't the only one
Lmao kill that noise
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahaha i gotchu ! & amp ; yeah i need to invest in some i can sleep in ! i thought about it but i jus HAD to have colored ones .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ is your profile picture seriously a picture of you in my room ?
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ is going full on rachet right now
The fact that I almost got in a fight ... with a stripper last night .
that comeback of yours literally made no sense
I don't even remember my ask.fm login .. I wonder if I have any questions .
All of us living together the next few years deserves a reality show haha
“ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ : If you live in Michigan and want the Blackhawks to win game 7I hate you” _TWITTER-ENTITY_
LOLOLOLOL I just can't right now .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I know dude I work Mondays and Thursdays now and that's it they hate me
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ i know and uggs . don't forget your uggs .
I wanna email my advisory that I'm hanging out with her ex , but then I realized we weren't friends- strictly business confused
I'm at 21 k
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ nope .
does anyone remember that Indian kid pranay ?
I think I'm about to go get my tongue pierced today since I got the money hahaha
What ? Your so mean
Dying & amp ; crying at the same time lololol
I'm pretty sure after being my friend now _TWITTER-ENTITY_ thinks I'm bipolar lmao
Am I very happy drunk , being drunk makes me happy . And I mean that in the least alcoholic way possible .
My mom just said my cat can be in some of my senior pictures lol
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ literally snap chats me naked in the shower
Kim K tweeted \Kanye West best performance of the night " somebody commented and said " girl shut up and go feed compass "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ well it got cancelled !!
I still can't get over that picture of us
He's not rich his parents just save for the good things
I knew everything you told me was a lie ,
Only we would get creeped in by McDonald's workers _TWITTER-ENTITY_
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ literally LOLing as we speak
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Shut up haha
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I've just been waiting all day to tweet that
Goodness I could go on forever with all the things that have gone wrong when I babysit
That was priceless
Godwin on Duck Dynasty kills me
Man I'm serving this hoe # She's a complete joke
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ dude me and Shane battled did I ask if you asked
So me and Anna caught last night
Glad to know trammels a truther and not a lier
I wanna play hooky tomorrow with someone
My little sister just asked me what illusions was ..
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ i just died .
Hayley just stabbed me in the eye . She's so mean .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ lol I know they didn't have doggy ones so I had to get regular and cut a hole out for her tail ghetto problems ..
Major league soccer
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ Ryan this was the dusty ass goalie I sniped on the pk !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ it was funny
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ love ya Syd
Just saw oomfs mom and sister at LT and it's only awk bc I know who they are and they have 0 idea who I am
When _TWITTER-ENTITY_ calls bc she has no recollection of the night & gt ; & gt ;
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ lol gay ? Ghetto ? now your just being pathetic .
If a girl says you're worse than a girl ...
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ better shave our moustaches first !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ its all in acting
I really crack myself up
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ what really you would do that ? That like some polygamy shit
\How much does a polar ear weigh ? Enough to break the ice , how are you " A kids famous line from tonight "
Sam just said I was cray cray .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ well that's what movie it's from well watch it when I get home lol
what is happening to _TWITTER-ENTITY_
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I can't
My guidance counselor was like \ I know you do drugs , I'm not stupid " today lmao wtff ? "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ You know everything we do is on the DL . I got you & amp ; you got me
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ ikr I gotta work on those flashcards ....
Will and I are currently burning our hands on these candles
Just had my first cup of hot chocolate to get in the holiday mood #tistheseason
Dontcha know you're suppose to upgrade
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahaha it has a lot of sex ! Learn something from it
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ explains everything
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ oh there was a picture
No way it take 3 hours
When a little punk is scared of me ✋
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ are you the face behind the _TWITTER-ENTITY_ Twitter account ?
lets just talk about the fact that J-Booty is arguing with a 9 year old rn .. _TWITTER-ENTITY_
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ the answer to your question _TWITTER-ENTITY_
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ the convent
Determined to teach tori military time .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ like nobody gives a crap right ?
All the drunk people here > & gt ; & gt ; #ImDying
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ We're excited !
That dudes costume was prob the funniest thing I've ever seen
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I was dying the whole 2nd season
Hahah these people are killing me
Adam's friends hate me
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ regardless , that was a good day
Calm down Danielle it's a song
I just remembered when I dropped my money in the toilet and then washed it and hung it up to dry _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_
the best thing about my body pillow boyfriend is that it doesn't talk .
At the end of the day im just laughing
I just said retard when it was Danielle's turn and she goes I'm not going to answer you DUMBASS
Everyone thinks the science was hard , I feel like i'm being over confident about mines
I just tried to grab my head phones out of kaylies phone and like when I did it brought her phone with her and swung and hit the computer
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I can't handle some of our drunk pictures ...
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ but I was stuck next to some weird crazy creepy guy for a good hour trying to checking out
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ she looks like Beyonce's nanny .
The drunk bromance at the end of Superbad gets me everytime
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ same for me
Just cause you hungry Brello don't mean you have to retweet every tweet that says \I'm hungry " "
Kent is so perfect .
When Big Js mom asked if we were all Jennifer's and the looked at me astounded because Jennifer would have had me at age 10
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ just kidding , forgot to press send again #allexisprobz
16k in like 2 tweets .
Anton just sent me a snapchat video of him listening to sweater weather because I'm wearing a sweater .
Wow that snap _TWITTER-ENTITY_
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I don't like it when people complain about pointless things . #MissYouCollin
Actually made me happy .. he's actually gonna get treated like I was for once but probably worse ! So good look !
Ahahah Lee Killin it
I definitely have the best collection of weird pictures on my phone ..
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ no ... HELL NO , shit just don't work that way
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ god yes I love this
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ omg I always zone out and when I'm suppose to like turn at a light I just go straight
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ oh shit she's tryna fuck
Totally man crushed Dakota and he will never know !
Steakk For Super Tonight & gt ; & gt ; & gt ;
Is there someone I can talk to about this weather ?! _TWITTER-ENTITY_
She one of the white sheep
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ You call him daddy ? Kinkyyyyy .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ when I turn up the volume does not mean your volume need to go up !
Evan and jake
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahaha jake is hilarious
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ is just cracking me up hahhaha dying
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ OMG you remembered ! you shoud receive some kind of award
The conversation _TWITTER-ENTITY_ and I just had > & gt ; & gt ; & gt ; & gt ; this is why I love her .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ lol I know right !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Hahahahaha you just made my night
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ he tries committing suicide and the light breaks
tb to last year when _TWITTER-ENTITY_ & amp ; I would buy a pretzel and a cookie sandwich everyday at lunch
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahha , he showed me that on the bus
I can't even bend down in these leghings _TWITTER-ENTITY_
going on a hunt to find the three amigos in the diesel truck _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_
Next time I get asked for a nude imma be like go to Hunter Moore's twitter
Your so horny you would fuck a garden snack #proudofyou
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I just blocked ya
Hahahah I'm off the wall right now
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ love you mike thank you so much boyfriend❤
My uncle is sending me the three most essential items in a care package for any college guy
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I'll try on Thursday ! I still got 24hours left
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you're such a huge bandwagon it's sad
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ alright I did !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ hey , is football going on btw ?! Hahahahhaa OMG !!
10 year old drama
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ haha idk if we can get that many tickets
* talking about getting icecream * \You don't have to ask me twice . " " I don't know why I asked once . " "
Lol going with Tay to get her wisdom teeth taken out
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I heard that when I was in 8th grade now I'm a sophomore
Whenever I'm feeling down all I have to do is watch the plethora of videos I have on my phone of _TWITTER-ENTITY_ #whitegirlwasted
moustache head is heaven
my boyfriend really just tried to send me a video singing to me and forgot the words ! What a guy
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ think their funny .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ pet emergency !?!??
Cooks 3 dating rules
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you must be accomplishing a lot in there .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ it's not called a hot air conditioner it's a heater .
Construction workers though
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ alright ! And please tag whoever you opened the closet on
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ we are just going to stick with that idea ... So basically everything we do doesn't count
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ guess you aren't going to bama then .
Ashley is reading texts on insta to me
Y'all act like I need to apologize now no don't do stupid shit and we will be fine
Me and _TWITTER-ENTITY_ just remembered when we first moved in that Ben Mayer always rubbed tiger balm on his nipples . Like every night .
Just beat _TWITTER-ENTITY_ at a game of horse ... #how
Straight up on the mountain so good
When _TWITTER-ENTITY_ attempts to do the worm & gt ; & gt ;
at the text I just sent _TWITTER-ENTITY_ .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ this is one of those times I am so mad I can't retweet you
Vince's laugh & gt ; & gt ; & gt ; #Dexter
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahahahahaha idk I just thought of it randomly
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ seems like I'm always sick these days
My voice right now
The beats pill commercial just came on and I thought the girls were holding a dildo .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I'm just watching Peter Pan right now and he looks like your brother I'm not with him or anything lol
Was just sent to my room by _TWITTER-ENTITY_ aka my mother at college ❤
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ the rest of my family is asleep and I'm downstairs by the tree
Wearing my new shoes around the house
hope you remember how you chose his lying ass over me . look where you're at now
lol if one more person tells me to go to homecoming to twerk for them ..
gemma peed in lucas's bed
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Haha it's cause I had math and English this morning
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ go check snapchat
National Lampooon's Christmas Vacation .
Listening to my family talk about twitter is hilarious .
I actually hope they're referring to me
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I wish I was that skinny bahaha
Waders✔️ Shotgun✔️ Shells✔️ Facepaint✔️ Warm Clothes✔️ Duck Calls✔️ Gloves✔️ yep I think I got everything !
I REALLY AM
Cam got his sandwich stolen by a seagull
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahaha it was a crazy day in college football !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Teaaaam work
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I can hear her screaming at you in my head
Katie and Alex W's snaps > & gt ; & gt ;
Most awkward couple award goes to you guys .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ Sucks to suck ... Literally
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ $20 says there are at least 9 dicks drawn on it .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I can't decide if I wanna or not it's to cold
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ With the card !
Kaylees laugh is better than anyone's _TWITTER-ENTITY_
I still can't get over the time _TWITTER-ENTITY_ ran into a pole while walking to the car in front of everyone
SUCKS TO SUCKKKKK
I'm getting my cat hooked on Luke Bryan and pumpkin pie ...
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ yep I'm talking about the same thing haha
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I know
the guy doing Lizzie's toes is totes hitting on her
Haileys trying to make platypus noises
Scored 3 goals in about 5 minutes of playing #boringgame ⚽️
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you know what I'm talking about right
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ does she know you have a twitter !?
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I'll make it tomorrow
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ you ant got enough fingers and toes to count how many times you've been friend zoned
Nothing I repeat nothing turns me on
This cougar life tho & gt ; & gt ;
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ orangutan funniest moment of my life
If '' isn't the top one in your recents then you must have a depressing life .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Tim you crossed the line but really I do have friends , it's surprising but I do ☺️
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ yes I miss you too ! I have to stop by when i come back to the cities
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ it's still funny
I want you to get a little more gay
Cracking up at my dream last night
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you always do
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ my goons got goons
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ well shiiiiii . #itried
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Ohhhh I can deal with that . But only if u look forward to just seeing my tweets .. #nightmade Sensitive Anthony .
Omg the things Peyton is texting my right now
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Get some grammar fan girl .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ that's one of my favoritee shows
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ even worse
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ that's seriously the worst but so funny when you realize it in the morning no shameee
Ridiculousness never fails to put me in a good mood
Has anyone ever realized how bad I luv dem strippers is that it's actually good
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ i think my neighborhood
The fact that I'm still in _TWITTER-ENTITY_ s bed and she's not
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ ik I'm weird but I can't wait !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ that being said , I'll probably still end up seeing you at the gym tomorrow #cheerconsumesus
What _TWITTER-ENTITY_ just told me to tell my mom & gt ; & gt ; & gt ;
So proud of nick
Why do I get embarrassed sometimes when I see _TWITTER-ENTITY_ yelling at people .. like you don't yell .. Love you doe #famprobs
Lol'ing at the fights on Facebook right now .. And this is why I don't go on
Haha just kidding I donut call anyone bae
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ haha I know and Bernie was like come on you can say itlol
I bet underneath all your cloths ..... You're naked
I hate when I back out of a lobby , then get rejoined to it . #awkward #leftforareason haha _TWITTER-ENTITY_
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ boo that post just killed me
everyone's tweets about being back in school
Diggy is about to hate me . Vet time .
\Does it make me crazy that I hate 1 person so much that if they died I'd go to their funeral just to confirm it was true ? #sorrynotsorry ""
He doesn't like fat chicks
Emily with the word \coming " in English today & gt ; & gt ; _TWITTER-ENTITY_ "
I'm a junior in high school and I have a coloring assignment . Oh well , I'm not complaining
Just realized the way I dance to dubstep is hilarious #dubsteplovaaa
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ thats what i thinkin actually yo i got you next time i see you
I think my phones broke
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ we still have to go to Taco Bell
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ seriously the funniest thing ever
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I DIDN'T WANT TO SEE THAT
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Wait I feel like I literally said this exact thing hahah
My aunt and uncle have the funniest stories from when they dated in high school
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ lol at this bitch Wes
Whenever ER gets together shit always is fun
hahaha some scenes in Bridesmaids reminds me of me and _TWITTER-ENTITY_ ❤
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Yeah after that Track meet , I remember that it was so cold in there .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ indeed ! You're welcome in advance
Miley's Cyrus looks like one of those thumb thumbs from spy kids
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ só se for
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I know right ! Perfect timing ! I don't remember seeing you Saturday
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I honestly feel the same way
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ shopping for cheap clothes lol
Maan . I miss Athena ... we the had the same funnyness !!!
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ They were so fast ! Speaking of cars , I'm feel like I got hit by one ! #whathappened
Dumb ginger _TWITTER-ENTITY_
I don't even know how to do a bun totally not a girl at all someone help me out
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ WOO Did a bunch of people ask you questions ?!
He is obsessed over oomf and I'm just laughin because it was my idea ...
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ that made my night BUT MY MOM WON'T LET ME GIVE IT TO ANYONE SORRY BABY
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ it's just a nickname
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ it kinda is
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Hahahahaha this is hilarious !
My cousin that's like 5 just said she hit her brother In the nuts ... Oh my lord
Todd is currently dancing on the pole in the bus
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ Molly sounds like a guy
I'm pretty sure we used to rock those all the time omg I miss u so much _TWITTER-ENTITY_
So I'm going to chilis ... _TWITTER-ENTITY_ better be working .
Probably gonna fail the chemistry test tomorrow Fml
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ ME NEITHER LOOK AT MINE . maybe it's cuz finals .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ don't you just love the fact that I am sunburned
Those JAM moments get me every time !! _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ #TheOffice
I always know when Carly's home because she pulls in the driveway blasting music and I can hear it from my room
People are just to fake
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ maybe you should just leave it
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I dare you
There's nothing like coming home and finding a case of beer on my bed and a note saying \drink responsibly " "
Everybody's talking about doing homework , and I'm sitting here watching netflix #ITakeBasicClasses
Happy Tree Friends !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Hahahahahahaha yeah right !!!!! #Fatass
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ . People are so dumb .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ haha you better ! Text me ! I need new texting ppl
\Your so tall that id have to ride your dick then stop to kiss you " haha "
that Snapchat I sent Amber > & gt ;
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Devin will beat you up ! Watch out , girrrrl
This is why Paula and I are bestfriends !
IM GONNA DIE
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ curves ! Just how I like them funniest thing ever !
Singing in the car with cael
Bring your child to work day .... _TWITTER-ENTITY_
If I'm mad at you , I WILL ignore the shit out of you . But then again , While ignoring you I will talk to my friends about you .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I'm pretty sure you didn't then cause I can actually do it you look like a fish out of water
Saw an opossum during my run !!
The substitute teachers face when she saw me crying into my locker
Sarah Jessica Parker in Hocus Pocus .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ good point ! What do you think I should bribe her with ? Cookies ? Clothes ? Kindness ? Never to curse the weather again ? ☺☀⛅⚡☔❄
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ IT WAS MY AUTOCORRECT
Watching Sarah trying to back out of y driveway
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ nothing serious ! Just my wisdom teeth
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I just throw their feed and walk off hahaha if they run out of water ... I guess it's their fault !! Haha
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ uh oh
First thing _TWITTER-ENTITY_ says when she gets into me car is \I'm not wearing a bra you fuckers " ✌️ "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I mean , I would . I played rec ball and swore I was the shit .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ that's so cool !!! It is April 18 I believe at Cosmo . I just wanna stay there so I can literally rise from my bed & amp ; walk there
\I'm full of champagne and rage , of course I'm showing up at his house " "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ idk why but you two's tweets to eachother just kill me
I rather work haha
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ if so then me and Clayton did the exact same number and emojis
\I wasn't talkin to you big titties " "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ save it boy ✋that's what they all say
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ uck that
I come down stairs and Kyle had pretty little liars already playing
you deleted it tweets again
You are one silly fellow
Me and _TWITTER-ENTITY_ snapchats right now & gt ; & gt ; & gt ; & gt ; & gt ;
I've mistaken at least 6 people here for precious .... #fatblackwoman
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ I apologize
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ GAY !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ me and Kerry do it all the time
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ he looks like big chris eagan
I would love if my teacher just doesn't show up today
My grammas giving me boy advise
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ haha doesn't that suck
The fact that my sisters boyfriend is taking me to get my hair cut > & gt ;
Everyone has a strange obsession with my butt
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I was just referring to today in general but I don't know about everyone else
Props to the workers of the bubble wrap factory . More self control than nuns !
You must want to kill us _TWITTER-ENTITY_
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ lol I honked at you
Wow I already miss my puking in the toilet at the same time buddy _TWITTER-ENTITY_
Fucking eye doctor stoned .
Who's good at math and is willing to help me ?
Just peed myself at anchorman 2 with _TWITTER-ENTITY_
YOU HAVE NO GOD DAMN FRIENDS !!! That's hilarious
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahaha !!
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ bio ..
You'd think when someone has no friends and ruined their reputation over & amp ; over again they'd change their ways . But who am I kidding ..?
I can't listen to gas pedal without dancing .
my night was made
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ twitter pic
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Madeline's allergic but she still like holds them and stuff
Austin powers is on yes .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ on a roll tonight Trev !! Lol
Never that lexie
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ that sounds do bad .... Hahahah we were terrible
I miss all the people John misses .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahahaha lezzz probz
The message I sent to _TWITTER-ENTITY_ that was suppose to go to _TWITTER-ENTITY_
if you an get drunk off Smirnoff . lmao . just bye ! ✋
You put on yogas and still have no ass ......
Miranda just asked if Michigan is in the United States .
Gosh I don't know what I would do without _TWITTER-ENTITY_ we are so funny
“ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ : Work hard , twerk harder” _TWITTER-ENTITY_ that video in Ft Wayne
CRYING OF JOY LIKE THIS
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Kelly's hallway swimm & gt ; & gt ; & gt ; & gt ; & gt ; & gt ;
It's mine & amp ; David's 2nd Christmas together . Awlllll ❤️
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahaha oh my god I've never looked at all that before
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ because I have magic hands nigga haha
Never trust _TWITTER-ENTITY_ and I to make a cake
My dad just text me during class and asked me if I'm looking for chocolate drops
“ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ : Never give a Byrd bitch a ring you should know that”
\And look at that all you have is codeine and sprite girl " "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I'M DEAD
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ your not foolin anyone you can wash off the marker on your stomach now
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ guess im getting ran over than #bambam
\I swear to god if I just got a snapchat of a piece of cheesecake ... " "
Public speaking is hilarious
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ browning ? But that means nothing .
I'm such an asshole driver .
REMEMBER WHEN MICHAEL LIN TOOK A PICTURE OF MICHAEL ROZZI AND HE HAD THE FLASH ON AND HE WAS SLEEPING OMG
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I love us sooo much
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Alvin with the classic call out #NoShame
It's Jewelry not Jury
When I give _TWITTER-ENTITY_ heck for stinking up my town & gt ; & gt ; #loveher
We're going to Denny's for Christmas dinner
“ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ : leave it to the Asians to still want to golf in this weather and make me still have to go into work” I'm LOLing
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I was so confused when I first saw this
Everyone in the house was asleep until i just busted it . Sowwy . #clumsygirlprobz
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ made my night
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ is it expired ..?
so let's live up these next few weeks
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahaha shouted here's too many people in here " in the 8 pack and freaked people out "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ no ... and is Sam home yet ?
Connor calls Caitlyn's cat  legged killer " because it only has 2 legs "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ pretty sure my girl would say otherwise
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ and I about hit deer ... between the Y and baseball fields
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ jake change your twitter name to Gucci jake mang
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ that girl at the movies need to shave that face
I told my body I had to wake up early but damn really body 6:30 in the morning
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ today I discovered I haven't even been out of college for a year . I feel like it's been at least 3 . Not as bad as I thought .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ knitting sweaters
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ something's wrong with us that's why
Lol I only saw like 7 other high schoolers at the fair we be cool kids #coolkidstatus lol jk
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I was talking about the main men in my life YOU KNOW YOU MY BITCH see you Friday
Poor Avery thinks he's hard
My dad just called me from the eagles game and said he and his friends are gonna try to sneak on the field without being arrested #lovehim
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ I don't think he's gonna make it
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ flash on and everything
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ can we settle on we both got them that night and we both still have them .. you be tryin to take mine away all the time
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ yes it is !
Alyssa is like my little chef
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ she was staarrriinnnggg at you dude . She wanted some of that Scoob-ifer action .
Oh Platypig you've done it again .. Shame , shame _TWITTER-ENTITY_
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ oMFG I JUST REALIZED MY NAME IN YOUR PHONE IS LAQUANA
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ throwback to 8th grade
Our after class talks & gt ; & gt ; & gt ; & gt ; #thebest _TWITTER-ENTITY_
\You're boxers say a lot about who you are . " Words of _TWITTER-ENTITY_ "
Louuuuudddd noises _TWITTER-ENTITY_
My car smells so bad from yesterday
Bitch .. I do squats
My mom winked at my dad and he dropped his sauce all over him #tacobell
“ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ : Every snack you make , Every meal you bake , Every bite you take , I'll be watching you . ” _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_
Hahahah when I'm sitting here talking to my mom and mid convo just take my bra off . The look on her face .
Watching Mom and Sarah play just dance
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ and I have the most extreme love/hate relationship there is
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I'm rolling that's too much
I love the VMAs
I love how my Spanish teacher said Miley Cyrus was worse than a prostatute yesterday
\Grand island is cool , go bills and yeah " _TWITTER-ENTITY_ okie "
“ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ : _TWITTER-ENTITY_ it works for like two seconds then it just disappears ! ”kind of like your relationships ! ☺
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hey all you gotta do is have a brush handy !
lol I love watching people napping during class doing the classic head nod
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ tried to hold her icecream , upside down .... And yeah it fell on her !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ it sucks
Everyone has a serious case of the Wednesday blues .. While I'm over here happy for no reason #lightenup
Girls that can make ME laugh > & gt ; & gt ; & gt ; & gt ;
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ oooooops . Sowwyyyy !
Oh my gosh your tweets from last night are killing me _TWITTER-ENTITY_
Just reached a record of 40 likes on a selfie on Instagram . #impopular #iguess
John just received the most interesting phone call about my mini nightmare still trying to breathe normally again !
#NameAMemory matching w/ a adult at the 420 tree then seeing them at my sisters school event as a mom . ✋
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ whoops I literally don't even care I can't bring myself to do it
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ that's so not true !!
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Best babysitter ever ! #myamiga #myniggah
I use to think oomf was cute . Now he just annoys me
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ wait idk who any of those ppl r
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ a little mean ??!!
Just took a Vegas bomb shot with 2 random black girls at The Draft ! #turnup
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ and _TWITTER-ENTITY_ both sent me snap chats of the other not wearing pants in their kitchen .
There is a boy named Zach Morris in my class that's the blonde guy from \saved by the bell " too damn funny "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ the bathroom song
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ shut up
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ figures you'd say that .
you've jumped on the last two guys i've talked to from home smh .. yummy leftovers ?
“ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ : When a girl is actually fun to text > & gt ; & gt ; ” not many of them
Why are you so annoying
Hahhahahahahahahhahaha omg just found the funniest pic on my phone
It's so awkward when I tell people how me and Scott met !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I know , he snap chatted a picture of you on the tube and sent it to me
I'm still embarrassed about my speech earlier . I will NEVER be a public speaker
First time I've understood math in a longggg time god bless my tutor !
Kylie's ask has a lot of creepy shit
Someone got a good dicken
\she's just a bitch . just a BIG OL ' BITCH " hahaha "
Another reason _TWITTER-ENTITY_ and I are best friends .... We both have a hatred for calc
I will continue to wear my sparkly uggs and yoga pants and big Victoria's Secret crew necks . So BAM . Hate on it I'm asic " I know "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahahahahahaha that's hilarious
In the words of _TWITTER-ENTITY_ got two hands got two sausages
Bubba makes me laugh so hard #lovehim
This movie & gt ; & gt ; & gt ; #TheHeat
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I thought Cameron said that not you , but I remember now
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ how do you remember his name ?!?!
My uncle and his girlfriend are literally the cutest thing☺️ ... So when's the wedding !?
“Can we stop fighting and make out already ? ” _TWITTER-ENTITY_ #perfecttiming .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ really is tho . Heard it today .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Fag .
It was so nice to see _TWITTER-ENTITY_ . Only colored kid I know with such a country accent
Now lets see a team try to do it in a 7 game series hahaha #nochance
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ Maggie's toes & lt ; & lt ; & lt ; & lt ;
Best defensive player is that white line . It's stopped more Alabama players than Notre Dame has
I wonder if Miley ever fell off the wrecking ball when filming the music video
Me and Abby really know how to bullshit our way through things _TWITTER-ENTITY_
I'm pretty sure my mom is mad at me because the insurance went up $80 because of me .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ lol at least I have some game . You sir ?
Troys fantasy football team sucks so much ass
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ whatever it was .
My girls look better than yours & amp ; your a dude .. Pssh
I can always tell when couples break up cause they take every single picture they've ever taken with them off Instagram .
i've been exposed 4 times & amp ; still don't give a damn
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahah oh shit ! All last night
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ killin it
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ newest vine
#inelementaryschool _TWITTER-ENTITY_ made fun of my overalls #idontblameher
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ lol I just saw that ! You look so happy
Nothing funnier than taking Wyatt trick or treating
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ we both love everything red velvet and were gonna go do stairs together well I miss you and I hope school is good☺
That guy from yesterday sent me hateful xbox voice messages haha #hestillhatinaboutthatloss
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ pay up gunny
\I'm about as happy for him as I am for a dead dog in the road " " which means , I don't give a shit " shit my mom says . "
Ashley on #Princess just more of a reason to continue watching this show !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you coming to watch me come and sing tomorrow ??
“ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ : I'm a little b'tch when it comes to watching scary movies . ” x2
I keep randomly cracking up in class thinking of last week
my parents got me starbucks
The king in Cinderella ! #Cinderella
When the guy in great gatsby says \mmm shmell so guuuud ! " I die "
the fucking things girls do for attention .
Madea's Christmas was Halirous
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ yes apparently we are both gay
guess im now wearing dylans paker jersey tomorrow and we are gonna see if anyone notices we switched .
Mom : How's the business trip going ? Dad : it's great ! Just got done playing golf ! Mom : You're playing golf ?!
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ if I was thomas .. sorry , but I would've done blown my brains out . jkjk
Some people just try so so hard ... #pitiful
actually he is a person . but I will let you believe what you want .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ remember when I lost mine
Adrien left a fucking brownie on my bed last night and i didnt know and then i woke up and it was everywhere
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ OMG
Please , don't flatter yourself . None of my tweets are about you
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you tagged yourself instead of me
\This math is so hard I'm gonna choke someone out !! " It's lesson 4 Domain and Range .. Calm down . "
this stuff on my rabbit thing ...
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahahah I was literally JUST talking about this with someone and then it shows up on my TL hahahah #daymade
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ lol this even LOOKS like you !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ just made me die of laughter
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ remember when we walked to mc Donald's on the edge of that super busy road and got honked at an sang too
lol I get into every hsm song when I watch these movies
Darren's voice mail & gt ; & gt ; & gt ; & gt ;
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ sloth like
“ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ : _TWITTER-ENTITY_ shut the fuck . Seriously not in the mood . ” ... Did you mean shut the fuck up ?
Shoutout to everyone that ran up to me laughing screaming YOU WORE UNDER ARMOR
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ probably not though
#oomf has no standards
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ dawwww ☺
In the words of Johnny , looks like you found room in your life for a relationship prettttttty fast . A week to be exact
Your girlfriend looks like miss piggy .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ like honestly I don't
I can hear _TWITTER-ENTITY_ singing beyonce in the shower right now .
why do I love messing with people
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ just died✋
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahahahahahah epic fail Thomas !!!! Lololol
My sister scared of coming downstairs by herself wow
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I'm only on 5
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahahah I hope it's a dude that wrote this #haGAY
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ do we need to have bestfran/guy talk again soon ?!
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ that was such a horrible yet amazing night
Okay we can never trust you again
I swear just when I think a guy might not be a horny dbag
Literally Peeing my pants
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ haha btw I'm sorry about that first water bottle
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ the comment says goodnight Facebook when it's on Instagram .
THAT GIRLS TICKET TO FAME
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ nope , not quite yet
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I thought that said rude and urine I was like ..
According to my cousin's wedding video I apparently thought I was in a frat basement rather than a reception hall
oh my gosh my bun is giving me a head ache
Gotta have an ass to be an ass
“ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ : This kid was so drunk last night .. We all was gettin half naked snapchat selfies from you #sub ” _TWITTER-ENTITY_ ✋
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ MCcreery and that's when we first met isn't it ?
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ TRUE !
my boyfriend just scared the shit out of me
\ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ : The fact that I smacked Molly in the forehead today at lunch trying to kill a bee . _TWITTER-ENTITY_ " thanks for that . Lol . "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ if you could see her now .... #gogirl
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahah and eat like every type of pizza they have . We'd be that fat ass couple people make fun of .
Conner is too funny _TWITTER-ENTITY_
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I will !
My grandma just spent a good 15 minutes trying to find me in the senior class picture until she asked me to show her why's she so precious
I still can't get over how much _TWITTER-ENTITY_ shattered her phone last night #ThirstyThursday
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ that's why I don't remember this night
I'm too lazy to count all my brothers and sisters so I usually just tell me I'm an only child
Hahahaha I'm pretty sure 872726 people just tweeted about the same thing
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ just makes my day , everyday #bestfriend
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I was talking about making out and how laynee kinda hates it and scared and I said its great ill do it everyday that look <
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ who the hell looks up parrots with ears
Spencer kohn sends me a snap chat of a baby crying .. His next snap chat is of him with a HUGE smile , \ that's what happens when I babysit "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ are you the ceo of your own company makin bankkkk like 100,000 everyday ?!
the look this kid just gave me was priceless
I swear you wear the least amount of clothes in your snapchats as possible #putsomeon #notattractive
Waking up home alone then going in my living room to find a huge tv just sitting in the middle of the floor .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ come cuddle . I got some wine .
I'm pretty sure I heard miller call that guy child's play when he juke him out
me : mom quiz me with my flash cards ! mom : no they're flash cards , you can do them yourself . me : c'mon help me succeed in life !
Dad says to sister ... \you frickin douchebag " "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ haha I know they aren't bro . I just love making fun of it even though ill be doing the same thing in like 6 years
My dad cracks me up when he sings because it's so bad #StillLoveHimTho
Today was so weird . Wtf .
Warning shot _TWITTER-ENTITY_
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I prefer the breaded chicken lmao #shitsonshitsonshits
Whole OU campus out of power ??? Glad it's not just to many straighteners and blow dryers the Jeff dorms .....
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ it sucks . I promise
My parents like to lock my dog in my room and have him wake me up because they're afraid to wake me up ! #NotAMorningPerson
2 bauers retweeted me
Lmfaoooo _TWITTER-ENTITY_ just try to tell me she is a good Christian girl now please tell me another joke
Pasty and I are constantly at each others throats
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ haha you were hilarious when you came over to the car
“ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ : The Heat learn from Erik Spoelstra as much as I learned on my last day of school . ”
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I love you
I have wish
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ she's gonna get mad at me
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ nice car
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ yes !!! She likes fried chicken so I had to incorporate it in there somehow ! Lol !
Getting three boys to take me to Charming Charlie's #imaprincess
It's Friday night , like where are all my usual drunk texts/booty calls ?!
That's the first fight I've ever seen and laughed about it .....
I have so much black mail from people taking selfies on my phone I swear
Eww stop texting me #stop
Auburn cheerleaders are wearing Freddy Krueger sweaters #RollTide 🅰
Go head ' Call ya momma ! I'm a pick up
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ that's realistic unless your a lightweight like yourself
Why is my boyfriend so funny
I officially drive the ghettomosbile fuck it
Getting my 20 minutes reading in
The many photos that Logan and _TWITTER-ENTITY_ are sending me #hotaf
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Lmao I'm down ! Mine would probably touch my damn feet #RapunzelStatus
I haven't talked to my mom since Tuesday and the first thing I say is \can I have money " oops "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Her excitement kills me . #
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ it doesn't work anyways
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ sameeee !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you're killing everyone in you're tweets . I like the anger
My sister just sent me the cutest video of my niece dancing to bubble butt made my whole day .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ oh my gosh , I just saw this
You moved on fast !
We're going swimming in Siena's neighboors pool rn . Everyone come
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ lmao your the one that tweeted it
So I love Carsen .
It's hilarious how much it looks like Mariah hates Nikki #
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ yes ... she said \WHERE HAS THIS BEEN ALL MY LIFE ?!? " she needs to send me some lives ! "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ they always on the search for me though lmao it sucks I can't do anything anymore
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ better go to the hill behind the school
Is this a Hardees commercial ?
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ does that mean I can get some free top shelf
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you're so popular haha
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ that too
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I'm just thinking about how she stands with her crotch out
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Cuz I'm the only one up
wait I have a test in precalc tomorrow
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ miss you
Watching Paranormal 4 on Netflix . You guys remember it in theaters ? _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_
That Will Farrell dodge Durango commercial .. can't wait for #Anchorman2
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I love you beautiful .
Dan Mullen you don't even know me
I give it 3 weeks
The trap out here fighting and shit
Ryder said my whole name was \Krysten mom " "
Big shout out to _TWITTER-ENTITY_ for leaving his garbage in our common room ! ☺
\Look at your life , look at your choices " "
I swear I just got abs from laughing so hard at Andrea ....
Haha me and _TWITTER-ENTITY_ convo is getting raunchy and gross haha #wouldyourather
Peer pressure is a bitch .
Rams coach is salty
Driving with my sister is the scariest thing .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I was so done
My dad and ryan sent me a card in the mail with 20 dollars in it and ryan just texted me \you owe me 20 bucks .. I put that in there " "
Not quite sure why dads phone background is a solo full body shot of Maddie on a boat _TWITTER-ENTITY_
My mom is full on angry about what happened on GH today _TWITTER-ENTITY_
James Franco's Roast is one of the better Roasts I've watched
I have got the BEST #MCM pictures for tomorrow .
My family is playing just dance against each other
This guy at the gas station asked for my number I wrote no on a piece of paper and walked out
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you've never played tranzit on zombies then , that dude dries with no arms and STILL , gets us away from a zombie apocalypse
That Xfinity commercial tho
Americas really done a number on Nick . He just spit his gum on the bus floor and thought nothing of it .
Basically was called daddy
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ quit creepin !
Somewhere in America Miley is still twerking
Just the loser brother who sucks the dick of a half way decent guitarist
Anthony broke his nail
Austin is so random when we text .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahahhaha I love you
Me : \So are you going to homecoming at all ? " Trey : " Nope .. Just gonna stay at home and play with my cat . " "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you just don't get it then
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I will NEVER in my life forget that night hahahaha
Dan's tweets today though > & gt ; & gt ; & gt ;
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ shhh .. it'll be our little secret
Omg baby josh peck
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ swole probs ? ha
I have major battle wounds from tonight . ✋
he showed me the video of me looking around for cameras stealing .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ your kept twitching hahahhaha
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ and my conversation right now & gt ; & gt ; & gt ;
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ lol . That's what I thought but I didn't know . HAHAHAHA I'm weak !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ that's wrong on so many levels
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Long walks on the beach
S/o to Kay Kay for packing my lunch
The snapchats I'm getting right now > & gt ; & gt ;
My phones on 69% . Again
I clap like a seal when I laugh #habit
I'm so glad I got my phone back . I missed my babbbby .
7 . Smash .. no doubt about it ,
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahahah true true
My sister is so mad at me
Everyone always thinks tweets are about them . There's millions of people out there , chances are ... It's really not .
It's so sad that I'm doing really well in ag eng #smh
well she looked good from behind
And yes darlin your in it . You were the first one written . Get someone to tell you this so you can stalk me some more
I'm so glad that if kony ever kidnapped me Shivani would fly to Africa to find me
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Haha well our class just cracks me up !!! I love you too !!
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hey what . why would it not still be ?
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ oh my god I am done with life
Tonight was .. In one word-awesome . Besides my big fever .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Monticello is forever trippy ! Haha
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ that was my uncle .
I really do miss drivers Ed I'm just gonna sneak In to class one of these days w/ reina or something & amp ; see if they notice us ...
The Austin Powers movies never get old . I love them so much !
this update is gonna be popular for like 3 days & amp ; then not anything
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ that sounds like a great idea he'd love that
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ lol ohhhh Tim
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ maybe school
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ oh no that's so embarrassing !
Called it . _TWITTER-ENTITY_
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahah . I miss u too ! Come back into my life . Oh & nick has blown my Fuckin phone up he has sent me like 6-7 texts in a row
Every time I think of that person/see them I think of that song kiss kiss by Chris brown #kiss #kiss
The whole thing with Issac is so funny . _TWITTER-ENTITY_
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ are we not together anymore
Who remembers etnies ?
I'm that girl who falls in project adventure when they're only half way up
Literally dying at the picture _TWITTER-ENTITY_ just sent me .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ well ill give you the answers tomorrow in class if you need them if it is due
#fact I can't keep a relationship even if it saved my life
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ the fact this is you I cant
You keep telling your self that .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ haaha i was a rookie then
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you guess ? No girl you KNOW
I ainntt got no worries
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ ur drunk tweets are cracking me up
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ needs to stop being so pushy !!!
just saw 6 tweets saying the same thing in the last three minutes
8 I haven't seen you in so long , last time I saw you I was fat and ugly and we madeout
As soon as we got in the Camry after we left my house we made sure all doors and windows were shut then we went on a huge cussing spree
Iv had two guys tell me I went to sparrows point in the last week . Everyone thinks I'm . _TWITTER-ENTITY_
\ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ : this girl just emailed me and asked for notes .. the test was 3 hours ago . " sorry . I thought it was tomorrow .. "
That picture kills me
Lol no your not
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I know exactly who this is about
Do you see what you've done Devon ?!?!?!?!
what the fuck happened last night ?!
My dad just admitted that he liked the song Roar by _TWITTER-ENTITY_ #sorandom lol
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ cause I'm not a red neck
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ DEAD !! Yo seat tho >
my mother said something about using canned fruit & amp ; she goes he 90's way ! it's 1997 " like what ? "
Aw i forgot i lied about everything too
People are so fucking immature
My moms running around looking for the Christmas presents
Bieber just gained a whole new fan club
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you really don't hear that to often from girls
You sure ?
Haha wtf my mom sent me baby pictures of her at 3 this morning ... Like why are you even up
The fact that _TWITTER-ENTITY_ and I just watched videos of a sloth eating carrots for 20 minutes is not okay
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I'm listening to it right now
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ Dang . Got caught
My sister gives no fucks .
Mom just told me that I'm not a crier
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I get them like everyday because I don't wear my glasses
Kell just threw his braces bands at me and said ands a make her dance " . #bestfriend "
Why are me & amp ; Sarah doing this
Oh goodness , the conversations I have with Adam !
Just now realized I'm not wearing a bra hahhah #whatever #babysitting
Class A douche bag .
Me and Christie were going through my moms cd's for something to listen to in the backyard and discovered my mom owns a Shaggy cd
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ You're funny for that one
\You can tell how young I am by seeing how many tattoos I don't have " - my mom talking about a picture from 6 years ago "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ & gt ; & gt ; love your tweets dude
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ sorry sir . Hahaha
Hoes on the side only last so long , so all my players remember that
Last time he turnt up like this was when him and dano went at it
everytime I watch giants games I just laugh
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I forgot
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ OHHHHHHHHHH !!!!!! HE SAID SHE AIN'T GOT NO NIPPLES !!!!!!
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Too bad they suck at that too tho
He keeps deleting his tweets
Lol at these people doing there Harlem shake at the bar hehehe
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ left the name and everything ! Ahaha
Waking Michael up just so he can get me an Arizona from the store #goodboy
Lol at the bitter #Pitt fans
Well with your bad knee Ed , you shouldn't throw anybody .
Kipnis you dog . Haha #toofunny
Me and Hannah still make fun of everyone even if she's in England
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ it's okay for you too do it not Amanda
Sooooo I'm almost positive _TWITTER-ENTITY_ called me at like 2 in the morning last night ... or was that a dream ?!
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ my dads fucked hahaha
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ lol for real . Salsa dancing
\I don't deserve this award but I'm not giving it back " "
When _TWITTER-ENTITY_ get no matches on her dating app within a 100 miles radius #loner
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ stop indirect tweeting . just tag me , pussy .
dying at these middle school tweets
I always wear glasses when I interview because I read somewhere that you're more likely to be hired if you wear glasses
My boss's jam is #BurredLines he's singing it as I tweet
#LetsMakeItAwkward _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_
I can't stop giggling at _TWITTER-ENTITY_ suggesting she skim my unborn children from my hot tub with a pool net .. #truefriends
I hate the sound of my alarm .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ literally my stomach , my legs , my head omg MAKE THE ITCH STOP
If anyone ever read me and Amanda's text messages ....
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahaha I miss you !
that has to be THE funniest vine I've seen
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I am so dead Like my mom just went off on her and the lady wants to see an administrator HE IS FOUR .
When my sister is drunk she turns into a giggly 5 year old and this whole drive home she has been honking my horn and slapping my tits
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ oh my God are you the one chick we talked to at Jordan Creek ? you just popped up in the \people you might know ""
Some people crave twitter fights . It's honestly pathetic . Go back to Facebook . Or even better , Myspace .
Hahaha idk _TWITTER-ENTITY_ just putting everyone on blast with that whole DM thing
Who killed the club Jayla or Scarlett ? Me duhhh , what kind of question is that ?
I feel bad for people with school tomorrow
Alysta : \Mom , did you just take one of my doughnuts ?... YOU TOOK ONE OF MY DOUGHNUTS ! " "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ haha you're right it's so cold out
Singing to feel this moment lol ! ✌
Selfie is the word of the year .
I love being able to work in my pajamas
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ lmao yes man why was I so weird .. Well I still am but really .. Posh ?
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you never fail to find the funniest tweets and quotes ..
Why all these chicks bitching . Like I'm just trying to smoke this blunt and check out twitter . So #stfu
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ yeah
Omg so pathetic
My manager just told me he hired me because I just look intimidating to him like what ?
Good thing I have work at 5:40 rather then 5:30
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ haha yeah that's how we teach biology here ! We have children
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hack much
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you're different
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I know it's so funny when she try's to be funny
The 11 year old hoe will always be my favorite video
You look like Eminem from 8 mile .
I just told my nephew I'm canceling the good and he said cancel my balls
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ someone from Sussex county at hockers
LOL at _TWITTER-ENTITY_ announcing the detAils of _TWITTER-ENTITY_ sex life on a shuttle full of people we don't know
He walks around dragging his leg whispering brains , brains , brains . Can't . Breath
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Trevor that was clever very good hahaha and _TWITTER-ENTITY_ all shapes sizes and gender
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ that's what I told him
Just balled out hard me _TWITTER-ENTITY_ and _TWITTER-ENTITY_ are dieing
Harold and Kumar go to White Castle
Seeing one of those assholes that cut you off broken down on the side of the road is the best feeling
Not trying to be sassy , but whenever someone calls me a cunt everyone just makes fun of me
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you call yourself fat Amy ?? Yeah so twig bitches like you don't say it behind my back #ha #classic
Our class has never won the spirit stick
So , today I went to _TWITTER-ENTITY_ house and we played with all of the things he got me for Christmas .
JAGUARS ARE GOING TO WIN
Out of all shows of course me and Morgan are both watching preachers daughter
I love how happy 80's music makes my parents , it's like they're college kids all over again
I love waking up at 5:20 everyday
Conor just made my day
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ true that nigga
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ ya know that one spider probably laid eggs now you will be infested have fun #machoman
Why are you all so thirsty for invites
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ ahhh I see you retweet it all the time I really couldn't resist
I think my mom tells me to shut up on a daily basis .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ that's not even candy that's vitamins !
I love me some dogs & amp ; cats
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ I have no words !!
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ but this time it's true
Shannon texted me at like 3 in the morning and it woke me up and I got really pissed off
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ best film session ever
I wanna know how I'm a POS for going to college ?!
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ lmao I knew you were gonna say this .
Just realized what's actually going on
Hayley I just remembered when I told you that LMFAO
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ yoo remember we went to the grand opening of Chipotle and we was in the car singing some Willie Jones shit ?
I love the sprint commercials
Or sum mix pussy
McGee just made my official nickname LongJon because of my dick ...
I gotta teach Tay football
the words of lauren price in class- I need a blanket and a fire , it's cold as Alaska in here y'all _TWITTER-ENTITY_
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ bitch I'm a witch it's gonna be a witch hat
✌️☺️ are my recent emojis ... Weird
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you are too cool !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ calm down
That guy look old as hell
You know it's bad when your friends don't get geometry so you have to send them instructional videos
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ terio is my boy
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I laughed way harder than I should have ..
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ lmao ... that dude must be lying to you #uglyass
I wish i got with you instead of your bestfriend
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I was just trying to be nice but he don't like nice
Can't describe my love for spirit week
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ is such a CRYBABY
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ about an hour from now , do you know what time it'll be ? Bout tree-fiddy
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Sounds like a plan my dude
So done with this stupid study guide and this stupid class . Knowing my teacher every answer will be ll of the above " anyways "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ they aren't throwbacks
The doctor just told me I have to be back on crutches another three weeks
You say you can't stand smokers . You were all over my ex .. he smoked ?
You know you're ratchet when your eyebrows don't match your hair .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Right !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ The company some people associated themselves with are just comical these days !!
Just found out there's an Amish Mafia
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ clearly the ONLY reason I'm single .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ lol it's fine .
Skylers on the hunt for a phone charger
#MostAwkwardSituations when you yell out an answer in class but you're wrong
Beckman school on a Saturday ?
Joe knows me so well
I have to work 3-10 tomorrow ....
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ seriously !!
I'm dying _TWITTER-ENTITY_
My mom was telling I should be careful about decisions and said or you'll end up like me \getting excited to go but toilet paper " "
I swear I just LOL when people like their own pictures
I have the best of times when I'm by myself .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Let me knowledge you dear
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ whatever you say
My mom won't watch girl code with me but Kyle will
You got wack beats and spaced teeth like Tyler the Creator
My Aunt Lola is the sassiest woman I've ever met .
It said he has a furry pussy
Why yes I am eating super mario shaped chicken noodle soup & amp ; I'm almost 23yrs old . #NoShame #LOL
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ this is so mean of us
It takes alot to convince Luke to buy me one thing
When your friend sends you a pic of his black eye at the bar saying he wishes I would of stayed #SucksToSuck
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ It's sexy
\How do you season a penis " our conversations though ! _TWITTER-ENTITY_ "
\I think this guy's driving like a major pussy but I can't tell cause my speedometer doesn't work ... " - _TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahaha "
Do you need a tamp ? _TWITTER-ENTITY_
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ HAHAHAHAHA me and Dakota were the only ones up that's why !
Nick Cannon #LOL
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ but it's not Friday ...
I do not reply to messages that just say , \haha " just so you know . "
Lol at how salty UNH is . Everyone in the Collegiate divisions go to college . Obv some educations are better than others .
“ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ : The highlight of my weekend was church this morning for sure , the looks Luke got with his baby were priceless . ”
I need a nap or I'll be mixing up people's drinks
The hilarious jokes I have to listen to at work totally make my day that's what I get for working with men !
Ut oh , baby's mad now
Why must everyone make vines about me and things I say or do ... I can't help that sometimes I'm dumb okay
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ 21k . you're stepping up , so proud .
damnit I thought it was 10:00 pm
My dad has a unhealthy love with making money . It's his motivation
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ even my sims can't succeed .. How am I supposed to #realtalk
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ she's a dead ass fishy now ! She always smelt like that tho .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I don't know why but this fits them perfectly and it's something they would definitely do !!
I always feel tweet inspiration coming on at the most inconvenient times . Like when I'm going to the bathroom or driving
No one and I mean no one makes me laugh the way _TWITTER-ENTITY_ does
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ one guy heard amber call him hot
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ ohhhh I got one ... Haha I guess I just know you sooo well #GetIt
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ OMG OMG OMG peeing my pants
Got to go to chin's class now _TWITTER-ENTITY_ FML
Kayla trying to twerk right now > & gt ; & gt ;
Im pretty sure i hate myself
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ because I'm a boss ass bitch lmao
Officer West just said , and I quote , \wow , it's colder out here than my ex wife ! " #myfavoritecop "
Sam and I's snapchat relationship has been taken to a new level
These girls are so drunk
Thanks for making my morning , full of laughter
My four year old neighbor has three boyfriends and that's two more than Ive ever had
“ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ : Don't be basic ! Eat Taco Bell . ” Taco Bell's learning his to tweet from my cousin .. _TWITTER-ENTITY_
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ YOU'RE SO FUNNY
I've never seen someone so upset over sugar babies .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I got fractions too I'm so confused !
I'd have to say _TWITTER-ENTITY_ ' s first experience cruisin the hood was a success
I can't wait to get my dot tattoo to see if I'm allergic lmao #onlyme
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ I love you guys omg .
Just faced timed _TWITTER-ENTITY_ dude is watching golf
Wheen faguiar aguiar tells me its time to go to sleep , stop texting people ! It's late lmaaoo✋ _TWITTER-ENTITY_
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I'm kidding he's not over
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ they're the new shoes he's got .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ thanks Jack
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ HAHA I LOVE IT
i wish _TWITTER-ENTITY_ could get emojis ... it gets old sending the ugly \: * " kissy faces ... "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ the muffin man ????
Pow right in the kisser
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ stop tweeting about me its weird
fuck the bardstown money gang . how the fuck do you have a gang in bardstown ? #fuckouttahereman
Becky thought somf meant son of a mother fucker ...
they just put a turkey in the dryer on this show
\ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ : wait I'm about to take an hour running the mile tomorrow " im not doing that im gonna fail anyways lol "
My dad and I have the best conversations ever !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ put your phone away ... Bruce Alexis uploaded a picture showing off honeydew and our nice asses he liked that a little to much
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I've been texting his momma too but I'm so nosy I don't wanna wait
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ oh awk
Hahaha I'm sitting in this room listening to these doctors and Angelica doesn't even know how many shots she's about to get
I honesty feel bad for anyone who's ever been involved with him . biggest mistake
Sub tweet me so I know it's real .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ your description is stolen from tumblr shut up
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ it was a bad idea I came out and was an ice cube
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ God damn I love you
Sorry about the amount of pictures that will be posted
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahahaha god your making this too easy !!!
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ seriously what the hell was I saying hahahahaha
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ baha . I crack myself up
S/O to _TWITTER-ENTITY_ may or may not have danced with you more then I danced with guys at first
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ oh my god
I love those #WGW moments that you ACTUALLY REMEMBER .
That one class you hate but only come because your crush is in it
\Yeah she's like the coconut flavored one , the one you don't really want " -Dad "
What a boring snow day so farr .. sadly I still have homework to do
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahaha . Oh Mark got a good one there .
Why are there semi grown men in Denny's shoving a whole pancake in their mouth then aking shots " of the syrup "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahaha omg . Sluttteeesss we were
\If I were an alien , I'd be a person space invader . " " You jealous ? Common . We got plenty of room . You can be the big dipper . " "
Oh lordy ... This dad WITH his little kids did not just try to hit on me ... Please go away ..
Evan is too funny .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahahahaha _TWITTER-ENTITY_
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I was so tired ahaha I was just making random faces
When my stomach growls during my grandpa's 30 minute prayer#
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ love you
JJ is killing me with these subtweets about tiffin
I like how mr Jancuck thinks he can tells us not to download iOS7 on our \personal devices " , I paid for this "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ yes
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ who are you
The next door neighbor is seriously moving his yard in football cleats #wtf
She got your notifications turned on
Really hope work tonight is fun like last night . Omg
We've almost died like 12 times already ... Today .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ does your wall have dents ????
Callie just compared my mom's boyfriend to Billy Ray Cyrus
Lol I'm wearing sunglasses out bc I have no makeup on .... there's no sun and it's cold
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ on insta best picture ever
Lmfao you down graded big time
You will be lucky if I ever talk to you again #pathetic #lolatyou
Lol my boy _TWITTER-ENTITY_ vines kill me
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ so , I overheated but on reading the pic now your life ...
Brittany stahp dead
\You have no style and your pits smell like fish sticks " #AHS #coven _TWITTER-ENTITY_ "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ right ? Me either
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I gots off
Girls say they be faithful but wait till they have a few drinks and are alone with someone other than you .
Those vines _TWITTER-ENTITY_
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ didn't get burned I was in the shade
Just sent the wrong snapchat to someone and it was kind of a private pic if you know what i mean ... Lmao !!
Has never met a girl that tweets about me so many times in row . #alwaysonyourmind
I laugh wayyyy too much and Wayyy too loud
Woah we have a bad ass
You should be on district \kiss my ass " "
\Do you fit on a tanning bed Erica ? " "
Is it ? She goes it's your neighbor !! Mind you this is the mother fucker I've been fighting with all year _TWITTER-ENTITY_ wish you were here
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ they literally had to file it off with a nail file last time I got a pedicure . Lol .
That made my night
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ that's a lot of people
I love the AT & T commercials with the little children
The conversation me , my mom , Brendan , & amp ; _TWITTER-ENTITY_ just had > & gt ; & gt ;
Parents love me☺
Watching bridesmaids #dying gosh I love this movie
#LyricsWeAllKnow \making my way downtown , walking fast faces past an I'm home bounds " "
Any girls want to go to the pirate game with me and _TWITTER-ENTITY_ tomorrow ? Haha
Finding out Dwight Howard had to have a sugar intervention !!
Thinking about being that asshole who posts a bunch of stupid Instagram videos since everyone's raging
Sponge bob all day
He trying to laugh that one off
When you grow a pair you can call me back
My nieces is funny as hell
Only _TWITTER-ENTITY_ would have penguins as her header on twitter
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ the point is that we still played it and played it close . I'm not arguing that we are good because we aren't
I remember when I was on that dance team in elementary school
I just don't understand . You are crying and thinking of your great memories with him and y'all only dated 1 week give me a break
I can't wait for class Thursday .
Literally seeing Si doing Thriller makes me cry laughing .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ watch that shit I saw one last night
Maddy is my favorite
To fucking funny .
My neighbors complain to my mom about me walking around the house in my underwear stop looking into my windows and we won't have a prob
“ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ : _TWITTER-ENTITY_ is my favorite person ever . & amp ; if ya'll didn't know , she's my girlfriend too so . ” #WINNING
I give it at most two months .
I hate you guys so much
Matt Hendricks got em
Taboo is too much fun ! If only I was drunk
Just looked through my old photobucket account
I had to go through and favorite everything
At least _TWITTER-ENTITY_ knows what Valentines day is about #props
MY MOM MADE ME LITERALLY SPIT OUT MY FOOD AT THE TABLE OMG
I hope Tae knows that when I move to Fruitland were going to become bestfriends & amp ; I'm going to come over and vent to him all the time
Danni is so funny .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ your face is like the definition of swerve
All I'm doing is treating you how you treat me so if you don't like it think about it for a sec
Officially the Princess of Fivay High School . Durchik made it official
Being able to turn off all my alarms for the rest of the week ⏰ #tearsofjoy
Hey guys so apparently my parents found that ping pong ball we were looking for b/c they just pelted me in the face with it
All everyone said to me today was I was ugly my #TransformationTuesday made everyone laugh and me and _TWITTER-ENTITY_
you bit her ....?
She's gonna cut my bun off
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ go tell em about it
You have got to be kidding me
\cause youre a bad jone & amp ; i know it ""
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahahah eventually
Going through my phone from last night & amp ; all I see is drunk pictures between me & amp ; _TWITTER-ENTITY_
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hey , I would touch her too , she's hot .
You just turned it off and on again . That didn't fix anything ...
To many girls trying to talk football
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ oh alright i was ready say
Weiner . That is all _TWITTER-ENTITY_
Spent the last of my money on chicken nuggets at McDonalds
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ haahah I'm glad you spotted that out
Skinny mini . bag of bones .
\I don't like twinkies , you feel them go right to your hips as soon as they enter your mouth . " -Kneelin "
can't even make hot chocolate right
Having conversations with Victoria about how fantastic guys asses look in football pants
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ oh God . and I'm not a man whore !! I'm just single and ready to mingle . Ya feel me ?
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ there's no point in doing it ! I could've but it's not really relevant anymore
Erin is highly upset that nick is making a new avatar show but the girl version
So Harry just kind of made fun of me and gracie BUT HE NOTICED US AND LIFE IS COMPLETE oh and I MADE EYE CONTACT EITH NIALL FOR 7 SEC .
Just looking at your name
I love Mac Miller . We have the same hoodie . ❤
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ red nose tweet
Only if she wasn't 14
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ bro I miss your funny a$$ what you been up to ?
Yadi looks like he had an allergic reaction .
A gorgeous sister and a pet pig for goodness sake .
Love my friends !!! Thanks for all the messages and snaps .
#ThingsILike People with a good sense of humor
I'm most likely gonna kick Trisha in her forehead
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ .... Funniest Christmas ever
Twitters annoying right now im out .
Lol when did I block Santana ? Can't find that beast anywhere on my twitter
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Cruz !?!! what's poppin ?!
My friends snaps & gt ; & gt ; & gt ; yours #forreal
I am seriously going to lose my fucking mind today
My mom walks into the house and told me too turn my shit down no I'm good .
Hannah got a lot more laughing gas than I did and came our drooling telling me there was a squirrel on her mouth
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I understand . But it's 97% love and 7% hate so it's all good
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I fumbled you're tits ... jk k bye
\If you can drive through the mud , you can fuck through the blood . " Wise words from _TWITTER-ENTITY_ "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ karma is a bitch bitch thats what you get
me and _TWITTER-ENTITY_ are going to be the girls in ray and nicks music that moan in the background #bff
Your in middle school can you please stop ?
3rd time in the center of Cromwell in the last hour
My dad illegally took pictures of the 38th parallel
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahaha Danny tried to poop in the trash can !!
Now my boyfriend has jumped on Murphy being his twitter name bandwagon ... _TWITTER-ENTITY_
Amanda just goes \i love that guy carmelo hes awesome " "
Dad hates the song \what did the fox say " and I whispered it in his ear and he slapped me in the neck . "
You're from South Africa . How the heck you gonna try to copy me with my country accent . Your accent is worse than mine . it was cute tho
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ i heard you in the cafeteria yell chicken nuggets
“ Whenever someone calls me ugly , I get super sad & amp ; amp ; hug them because I know life is really , really tough for the visually impaired . ”
Well ... no more twerking on trailers for me and _TWITTER-ENTITY_ the #DNR hate us #closecall
The Big Bang Theory
When I make _TWITTER-ENTITY_ food and he wants to take pictures bc this is the only time I've done something for him ✋
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ jealousy looks good on you !
Haha interception baby , we're coming back
The dsyfunctional relationship I have with _TWITTER-ENTITY_ & gt ; & gt ; & gt ;
why do I always wait until the last minute
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ bahhhahaha please do !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Haha I know I know . ☺️
Pitch perfect and Turkey Tuesday good day in math
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ omg yes
Coleman and Kathy crack me up #missedthem
You know hockey season is coming up real soon when all I do lately is have dreams about hockey players Not complaining .. I love me some mdz
“ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ : Even if I wanted a relationship , I can't get a boyfriend . Silly me . ”
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahaha I hope it works out that way for you man you deserve it .
It's going to get ugly tonight .
* freshman stops in the hallway * \MOVE THE FUCK OUT OF THE WAY YOU STUPID FUCKING FRESHMAN " okay hannah "
\you are the best that I could have had and I fucked everything up " #clowning oh god I'm dying over here ! "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ OMG . HOW LONG AGO WAS THIS LOL !! JT looked young ☀️
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ if I can get a job ... You should be able to
Wow I suck at parking
Busting people having sex at the beach & gt ; & gt ; & gt ; #dying
\I would love to put her in a cage and pet her . " _TWITTER-ENTITY_ talking about Miley "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ I found him !!!!!!!
I mean it probably wouldn't have made a big difference on the outcome of my performance since I'm not making this show anyway
Lol I haven't been this happy in a long time
When my gay uncle's boyfriend calls me \Miss Thangggggg . " Too funny . "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you talking about katie ? i heard
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ and I are too dumb to go to college because we can't even fill out the housing form
Kate just swallowed glass from her phone
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ most likely
I'm legit snap chatting almost every single one of the guys as their all together in Florida #snapchatwhore
Talk about a DOWN grade tho ohhh yes
She too cool
Wcw , _TWITTER-ENTITY_ ☺️
I'm gonna end up forgetting and going past 10,000 with out even noticing
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I heard about your little fight with some parents griff
I'm picking up this Pittsburgh accent .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I saw those ! I wanted the shiny colored ones lol mom said no
Me and _TWITTER-ENTITY_ are clapping at people walking outside
\We'll Sandusky is probably saying the same thing !! " - _TWITTER-ENTITY_ "
My dad just said _TWITTER-ENTITY_ has an innocent act but secretly a bad girl
My mom thinks I'm going to go into a depression when my sister leaves !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ did you see my Ask about you ?!?
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hash tag sorry Garrett hash tag tell your roommate not to kill me hash tag I broke your sink too
Catherine is talking about killing the lady that has pink errrything
Yep getting lost with _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ #solgroup5probs
He thought I was serious I can't
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ its funny cuz shes mexican
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ we can make it like that one time we ran at the Y you kept stopping
Emma just had to use the jaws of life to get my out of a dress ✂️
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ need you here immediately . Leave the class #dimes
\I can do math better than standing up right now " _TWITTER-ENTITY_ "
I can't take me and dana
\ #OnlyInTheSEC you have a sewing machine ready when a player's jersey tears " "
“ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ : how do you tell a guy politely you want to push him against a wall and make out with him”
Judith ... Judith . JUDITH
I'm laughing so hard at the pictures I just retweeted
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ and Matt id tell you to being your girl but idk if Lou is ready for us to meet his boyfriend yet
I must not be too terrible , cause I seem to always be your topic of discussion .
What did one potato chip say to the other ? You free ta ' lay ? god damn kassidys dad gets me .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ ' s man crush monday picture .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you saying that like it's a bad thing
When were playing center of the room and my grandpa gets a thong & gt ; & gt ; & gt ;
Do people realize how gay they look when try try to give a model pose looking up at a camera ?? Lol
\we need to be more intentional ... can you hold me accountable for that ? " #kellynquotes _TWITTER-ENTITY_ "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Hutchison * hun
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I was watching Juno you nugget ! Didn't even see your tweet !
Lets talk about how _TWITTER-ENTITY_ tried to send me a snap chat that said \class time " but instead said " ass time " .... I can't "
Seems like everybody just waking up from that nap
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I know it was cold
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I feel asleep in like 4 of my classes & amp ; I will tomorrow , I'm sure of
I just died a little when I read that
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ but I love you
Just spend 5 minutes waiting in the elevator when I hadn't even pressed the button
\We don't have to get up at the butt crack of dawn " "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahaha sounds good
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ he's on diet food too , lmao .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ well considering the fact that you tweeted it , people already see t
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ omg I remember this
I really hope _TWITTER-ENTITY_ has fun walking through the rain to get in . #welcometothepier
Our conversation at practice tonight _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ #sofunny #lovethesegirls
First of the month Lincoln
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you're a questionable human is all
It'd be so popular if you could retweet your own tweets ...
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I didn't even tell him yet
Hey guys , I was screwing around . Everyone chill
Amish people are warned not to churn butter and drive .
I just saw a black guy on the side of the road grilling with a sombrero on
Can't believe someone can lie like that
Sorry I didn't wave ! I had one hand on my phone and was worried bout not killin youu _TWITTER-ENTITY_
To funny they fall . and can't get back up
Tori is so funny omg
Pretty sure Campbell's favorite block would be 3rd _TWITTER-ENTITY_
Ugh seriously so tired . No wonder I have no life . I'm in bed by 9pm every night
Y'all are a bunch of basic bananas
you say were childish but you're the one who's tried to talk to us multiple times and you're how old ???? #lilass15yearolds
Is it everyday ? No says it's Monday through Sunday that is everyday _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ oh awkward I thought that's what you were talking about
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ let's make a petition and give it to your dad
I literally can't get enough of the Miley Cyrus childhood role model failure vines
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ omg literally looks possessed
The snap chat _TWITTER-ENTITY_ just sent me & gt ; & gt ; #impressive
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ sorry but thanks
One of my residents watching teen mom
I'm never walking home in the dark after smoking from your house ever again , I got lost like 7 times .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ it's a song
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahaha true story
Just gotta plug your nose & amp ; down it
Still dying about that joke _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_
Think I saved _TWITTER-ENTITY_ life today
\Water on a ducks back " "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ lolol I'm sorry
Too bad you didn't
Some dude got his girlfriend a ring two sizes too small and said \when you lose the weight we can be engaged . " "
What am I doing with my life ?
How do I even manage
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ is snoring in my backseat right now and _TWITTER-ENTITY_ is getting mad
In uncontrollably laughing right now
probably wasn't very safe that I was driving while I took my selfie with my diet coke ..... but it's whatevs .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ is a King with that comeback #GlazedDonutFace
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ haha me too ! I got 75 this time
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ oh I feel good lol must've been _TWITTER-ENTITY_ blessing us with the best grace never
Ha bitch got some big eyes
Haaaaa , God sure does have a plan ! Too bad it involves me , and not you ! #sorrynotsorry
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ just stopping a sibling fight sorry
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ #singlelife ✌
If your not a Vikings or Browns fan , your probably sitting back watching the game in laughter of how pathetic they both are .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ your cracking my shit up !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ she thinks she's cool now that she's in my pic
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahaha i'm such a terrible person
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ knock her lights out . #movebitch
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I'm not aware haha .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ hell yeah it's hot
I still can't believe I got punched in the face , hit her back , got pushed and didn't get in any trouble
Literally never seen so many people go & amp ; hop a wall so quickly it was a good 7-8 foot wall
\I'm so dope I'm illegal in 55 states . " #duckdynasty "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ Every high girl and above
Aria's brother has a perfect smile annnnddd he definitely just burnt her !! #AriavsMike
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ is my favorite player from Michigan State
Got to thinking about how weird people probably thought I was being a 19 year old going around with a 31 year old lolol #creepy
Can't believe I missed my flight to _TWITTER-ENTITY_ next flight at 830 #vailcolorado ⛄✈❄
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ omfg I'm sorry but that is almost as good as when I dropped a bowling ball on your foot .. Lol
I don't understand why people ask each other where they're taking the act ... Like you taking a test , you're not gonna be talking
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I'm on point tonight what can I say
Hannah real for that
Haha ew girl get some class✋
I bought them royal farms chicken for dinner
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ a pickle plant ?
I was rolling laughing when coach bauman told luke to stop watching flicks
Our waitress just said \How're you ladies doing ? " to _TWITTER-ENTITY_ and I "
Better your baby oil .. Better hide your big ass forehead lmfao
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ forgot I made friends w the people from india last night on the jet
Why do people ask me if I wish I was white ... like stfu ✋
“ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ : Girls have new best friends every month . I've been bros with the same guys forever . ” _TWITTER-ENTITY_
Face timing Annie Campbell at 1:20 > & gt ; & gt ; & gt ;
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahahaha omg jacob
totalllly watching jerry springer right now
This old women talking about doing acid
Shit call corporate too while you're at it . They'll give you free meal coupons .
I break EVERYTHING
I was seriously about to ask Caleb to buy me a mini fridge
All the comments on my Facebook pictures are about my eyes .. & amp ; two about how me & amp ; Ashlyn look alike
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Ha pop a Molly , and you will feel a lot better
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ wtf is wrong with you
My little cousin fell asleep on me 5 different times this morning in church
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ your student sections sucks
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ omg I love you lol
My humanities professor just came in and said \Wow it's so cold outside . I've got shrinkage . " "
Just blocked samis number ✌️ loving this iOS 7 shit
whoever said that your on something
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ Pat Reed really knows how to be a faggot
The roads need to clear up so I can safely take my test
You're so fresh off the boat
I honestly have to meet Jennifer Lawrence because everyone who knows her says she needs medication . I feel like we'd get along
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ he's cracking me up
The fact that Erik's mad I won't bring him Taco Bell
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ ha thanks ! When I went to Cali recently everyone from LMS was like ice hair " #lawl "
I also don't lie
Can we rub eachother's backs please _TWITTER-ENTITY_
Wreck-it Ralph was such a good movie I'm a child .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you're on the bus already !!? I'm still in my pjs !
HAHAH you are such a joke .
Lol _TWITTER-ENTITY_ Coach Al when we rode by in a boat
I'm freaking out about that voicemail
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ its not a joke
Watching #21jumpstreet for the first time and it's freaking hilarious #brbdying
Alexs last tweet & gt ; & gt ; & gt ;
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ the sad thing is I don't remember that .. I heard about it this morning though
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ me me me me me fav cuz
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ just said you can't stop the twerk ....... #smh
Naomi and I went to O'Charley's after church and all I got was a water and ate the rolls
Pretty sure we have the \well you have a big butt " " well your skinny " argument everydayy _TWITTER-ENTITY_ "
I just saw someone driving a car with no hood lmao
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ your littler sister is my little brother's number one best friend on snapchat
S/O to my man _TWITTER-ENTITY_ dancin for hot sauce
Love the don't step on the line commercial
That lunch conversation got a little out of hand
Allow 4 to 6 days for shipping ! #BestCommercial
Alicia , Nioami , and Ashley all sleeping over tonight ... this should be good
My mom just lint rolled Charles !
Seriously though , she's going bat shit crazy right now
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ no I'm pissed
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I like splatter
My history class is always canceled
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I was laughing when I saw it too I almost sent a million of but i thought that would be too mean ..
Ha . Hah . Hahahahaha .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ HAHAHAHA THAT WOULD TOTALLY MAKE SENSE !! Well thanks for taking the fall for me
To frame it or to not frame it ?
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I don't even know your namee ...
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Betty !! Haha cape cod last year
He has sweat all over his back hahahaha walking in a gas station
2 drinks and _TWITTER-ENTITY_ turns into a freak _TWITTER-ENTITY_
shout out to _TWITTER-ENTITY_ for having to sit in ap chem all alone
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ your tweets are killing me
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ is too funny
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ doesn't mean you from philly
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ everyone probs thinks our tweets are about that twitter fight but they're about something totally different #Awkward
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ and the real Colton's back #itsok
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you will probably fail every test and still pass just so you know
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ YESSSS ! You should def come when I'm there lol and I can pretend I'm cleaning in the dining room
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ does typos count ...
I don't even say \Ok " in any of my texts anymore , I say " Okay " instead . Lol . _TWITTER-ENTITY_ "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ can I steal that from you ?
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ uhh I guess I can forgive you haha
Idk why ...
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ probably because you're such a crazy cunt #sorrynotsorry
Going to 7 eleven in my pajamas #yolo
What am I listening to
There is no way I'm running a mile today in gym suck these nutsss
I'm getting citizenship in Mexico as a dual citizenship Okay good luck with that
Mike Corsi is listening to Wrecking Ball
Thought you was off here ?
I can't stand romance movies
HAHA a grown boy is throwing a fit in the train station because he won't make it back in time to watch Breaking Bad
It's pretty bad when I have to ask _TWITTER-ENTITY_ to clock block for me
Lol I literally almost passed out in penn state dining hall after giving blood currently laying down in the booth
At least once in your life you have stood in the window of a store and pretended to be a manican
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ today is Tuesday child
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahahah more like the other way around ..
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ lol we were so gay !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahahahaha myyy life !!!! I'm cracking up
\Women are like cats .... if you don't give them enough attention ... they'll ... sit on top of your refrigerator " Adam Demamp on _TWITTER-ENTITY_ "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ HAHAHAHA she's hilarious !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Right . Well maybe we can get together that night & amp ; shove our faces together ❤
At least huskies are still alive
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ then i guess would have never seen it then look at that middle school pic if you havent
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ wavin in the windows & amp ; shit
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ if it helps I usually carry her to bed after because she is so traumatized
Hits kar in the eye with a water balloon . Grounded for life .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Judge me for joining the crowd .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ stop !
We snap some weird shit . _TWITTER-ENTITY_ lmao
This class easy Af !!
I truly hate those twins from Amherst tho , first game of the West Side tourney I pushed him on a fast break and he flew
Mindy and Haley singing right now ... .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ well shit #ohwell
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hit them with a song book .
We the #CrazyKids ! _TWITTER-ENTITY_
\I'm going for the showered smell because I haven't showered today . " "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ fingers crossed ! And I will legit come pick you up if she lets me
Lmao this guy in Beefs is crackin ' me up
conversations with my 16-year old brother are hilarious
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ because the cat screamed ...?
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ you guys are cracking me up O give your self more credit you were more like 1.50 not 1.40
Hahahahhaha funniest night ever
That group chat was hilarious but I hate all the messages
I cant believe im about to go into public looking like this #ratchet
Madison is the worst to snapchat
That group of girls though _TWITTER-ENTITY_
So anybody besides Alex want it ?
When isn't there
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ ill be here all week
the look on _TWITTER-ENTITY_ face during that carnival ride the other day was PRICELESS
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ oh I usually don't listen when you guys talk so I wouldn't know
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ your videos
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ HAHA all donations accepted !
Just passed the huge Delphi office . Things that remind me of work are everywhere _TWITTER-ENTITY_
When my brother calls me a skank tha fuq
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ go on the kitchen where you belong and make me a sandwich
WoW ! _TWITTER-ENTITY_ liked a picture of mine on Instagram ! that NEVER happens ... I'm gunna play the lottery today
\his names phil ? thats a disgusting name . i wouldnt name a snake phil .. " _TWITTER-ENTITY_ "
21 jump street will never get old .. haha holy shit
I love my friends
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ like i swear i ran into a deer walking through that field and scared the living bitch in me
* fight me ...
Just asked Lili what other name I would be and she answered with Patricia .... #what
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ fucking hilarious pic
I will only voluntarily be Frenchs baby moms at the age of 17
just saw _TWITTER-ENTITY_ run
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ guilty ! I have a crush on Bobby too ! ❤
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ well at least you tried
Because that's so totally a great true friend lol
This teacher is out of control
Oh I didn't know people still put signatures on their texts
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ yeah , you . You disgust me !
Won my fantasy game by 70 points
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ it's funny because you're black
Leonard was living in a little town called \please don’t leave me " , while Penny had just moved to the island of " buh-bye " . "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ it's just a joke haha aka the don't take it so seriously !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ pshh you know I love youuuuu !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ only time I have ever seen your room clean #stilladorbsthough
& amp ; that's a game . #SteelersNation #PittsburghNation .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I get how you feel now haha !
aww lets be immature go back to highschool & amp ; talk shit
Going to eat in Texarkana , and asked my dad if I could order a drink .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ yesterday he was an hour late !!!!!!
Lol _TWITTER-ENTITY_ you intimidation will get you nowhere
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I wouldn't doubt it
Marissa & gt ; & gt ; & gt ; & gt ;
That kayak commercial with the black guy and Asian guy in the sweater
I'm probably gunna get beaten up by my dad . #IAintGotNoWorries
Why did he just call me say I love you than hang up
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ wonder who's lying to you ....
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ because we were cool
DANIT IS HOME . WHICH MEANS ILL BE DRINKIN TO NO END #21
I remember that time ......
I'm single . hbuuu ? _TWITTER-ENTITY_
I told jared _TWITTER-ENTITY_ wasn't here and he said now I get _TWITTER-ENTITY_ all to my self .
I usually get up at 10 ... but lay in bed and look at instagram for 25 minutes
#LiesIveToldMyParents No , that outfit looks fine .
\Ohhhh you have the neatest boobies " "
Alyssa should not watch wrestling matches .. SO inappropriate
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I'm sorry
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you wish ... I'll sen you a pic
I just told Kelsey to go home when were at her house
Tiff is the loudest person when I point something out about someone or see some weird shit in the hallway like she makes sure they hear her
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ glad to know I inspire you
Your welcome !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ if they only knew why
This is like some John tucker must die shit
The old lady would take the tip I left for the pretty girl .. Story of my life .
Just heard suweee on the radio and it made me think of our cow calling days _TWITTER-ENTITY_
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ are you smoking crack !? Everything ur saying is so irrelevant
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I've been known that ! Lol . Atleast you real about it .
What since when do grandpas listen to krewella
Is it tacky to favorite my own tweet ?
Lindsay just asks if girls had prostates ..... #comeonguy _TWITTER-ENTITY_
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahaha yesss it really is though my dad told me new rules : home by 10:30 weeknight 12 on weekend or don't come home .. option 3 & gt ;
I'm supposed to be at work right now , but I'm laying in bed
\ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ : _TWITTER-ENTITY_ haha I'm not too sure but definitely one of the two ! #missyewtwo " "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ And when the cops came , he said .. \I loved Banooono , is there anything I can do to help ? " And they let him go . "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I just saw a commercial on pandora and died !!
explaining to difference between white and hispanic to brittany is so hard
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ your pro pic gets me everytime I look at it
I cannot handle _TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahahah
69 - That number & gt ; & gt ; & gt ;
I think it's ignore justice day .... Not even my mom answered me . lol at my lyfe ,
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ makes my day
When my calls and tell me to take a few shots before the presentation little does she know it's about alcohol haha
Enjoy that . I'll sit back with my popcorn and watch this train wreck .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I run track and I've never ran that muchYour gonna die ..
I am really just sitting in my room yelling weird noises ?! What is life
Or grass boarding in my front yard
I am so done with you . You had your chance #blewit
Just left Austin with baby Leah
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I wishhhh ! I'm friends with NOOOBODY here but like Victoria and sometimes a few other people !
HAHAHA SHE TOTALLY JUST KICKED HIS ASS !!
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahahaha i know goood times !!
\I'm not bringing a bikini there because i'm just going to buy a couple " #jennahswordsofwisdom "
Glad that all Caitlin's friends love my dress
Stain on a stick
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahahahaha ! True !!
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ sound likes something u would do
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahaha , I know
Yeah sure , I want Carrie's legs too .. Around my neck .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ it's like getting deep inside their mind !
Congratulations on your pineapple award .
The snapchats with _TWITTER-ENTITY_ & amp ; _TWITTER-ENTITY_ I can't even deal
When _TWITTER-ENTITY_ accidentally throws a paper ball at a innocent bystander !
Sub just yelled at me to put my phone away #thatsajoke
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ has the best advice about the sassy hand ✋
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Wait lol am I liking your pic or vid
I legit just burst out laughing at _TWITTER-ENTITY_ ' s text ❤️
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ just at Dakota's . We were catching butterflies
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ it was Britney . Get it right ✋
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ good just wait till Luke Bryan and lil Wayne , your in for a real treat
First platinums of many
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ that's very true ! But more like when you and Clayton are together
\ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ : _TWITTER-ENTITY_ you really just said that " I get this alot "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ aww poor baby
You seriously couldn't even read it that fast
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you know it
Yes I did
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ oh my god this is us every single time
And _TWITTER-ENTITY_ had everyone loves an Italian girl and _TWITTER-ENTITY_ had everyone loves an Irish girl such gay friends
carlee just now >
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahaha typical Payton move #paytonprobs
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ HAHA matt
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I can't
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ shut up
Im still laughing my ass off about the events of last night too much fun .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ \Close your eyes , I'm flipping " hahaha #lobeyou "
What was last night ...
My grandpa tried giving me a curfew
Must suck to be you
Watching Nikki & amp ; Sara live ... Seriously laughing my ass off !!! \Mama June from honey boo boo says she's scared of mayonnaise that's ok im "
this is the end is the funniest movie
Well that was awkward
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ thank you
\Your ass is flat .. the only thing you have going for you is your tits " #sadlytrue "
So after only 1 week I finished all 3 seasons on netflix of white collar
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I did
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Of course not
That was the most I've slept in like seven years
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ is jimmy neutron . _TWITTER-ENTITY_
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I'm so excited
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ had too when i saw that tweet on my tl
Our locker plan > & gt ; & gt ; & gt ; & gt ; & gt ; _TWITTER-ENTITY_
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ really thought that's what it was at first
Lol if I do get trashed who would be my DD ? It wouldn't be _TWITTER-ENTITY_ because this kid needs a drink as much as I do . #wut #okok
Nick and I are seriously taking turns munching out on two different bags snack mix right now ❤️ #Figures
I work with a bunch of redneck D-Bags that have little man syndrome and all drive huge jacked up trucks they're like 5'2 maybe .
lol at my wallpaper
Smell my gooch
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ that was me ! Hahahaha
On the brighter side I'm watching _TWITTER-ENTITY_ in call of the wild man #liveaction
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I was very shocked , he said he had to run there & amp ; back as he was lacing up his tennys
SORRY I TOOK LATIN YA NOODLE
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ sounds about right !! Haha that is too funny !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ makes me literally LOL every single day
It feels nice to have money
Oh coach came to our room .. Ish smells like burnt soap
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ I don't suck duh
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I'm watching it too
Like I could talk my life away ..
Whenever I hear the song Stacy's mom I think of the sub Ms. Stacy and Tyler _TWITTER-ENTITY_
The texts I'm receiving from Madeline right now I'm so proud of my boo boo
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ um yeah I know ! That's all that's keeping me going right now
My favorite moment is when they put your arm around you and you can't move your head because their arm has a death grip on your hair .
\ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ : Stephen has middle schoolers all kinds of pissed off at him . ""
Michelle just took the straightener from the hairstylist .. Wait , no ... that's not how it works buddy ! _TWITTER-ENTITY_
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ we've had like 5 cars do donuts and drifts at the rec cent today
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I was so little back in miami city ballet ! I remember how amazing of a dancer you are and how much I would look up to you ❤
How many times have you thrown up jessi TwiceDamn I wish I could b like you I've prolly thrown up over 100 times
Now taking applications for a new movie goer/chiller . My old one is pissy and dipping out .
Almost as deep as black jokes .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ come back after the all star break
the grinch is the best Christmas movie ! love Jim Carey ❄️⛄️
Hahahahahaha hahahahahahaha god I just love my life
Caught up to Lea
My mom got nerd glasses
I know Katie's going to hate herself for saying yes to going into work today
Rather than napping before work , I face timed with _TWITTER-ENTITY_ for an hour , screen shotting each other during ugly moments
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ sounds fantastic Madison Dude Mchale
except my hair ... that looks horrible
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ OMG YES
All B's different
I've been trying to decode _TWITTER-ENTITY_ drunj tweeting all night !!
Made friends with _TWITTER-ENTITY_ sister last night
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ then ill post our video ... If they thought Kim kardashian got famous quick just wait sheessshh
Awkward is so fucking hilarious
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahahah I know
The sad thing is I probably gave her that advice ...
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahahahahaha have fun
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ this is so boring !! Haha . I've already called my whole family !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ oh wait you are serious ? ( Jk )
Seriously Brendon Urie's Vines are the greatest thing I've ever seen
dying at _TWITTER-ENTITY_ right now
I get into the car and my mom is listening to gas pedal
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hallelujah ! Can't be having any accidents like that !
My mom just asked if I had friends that have swimming pool and I said I have no friends
My cousin in Missouri legit sends her cab driver friend in Iowa City out to look for me #nosy
I'm such a loner
This three way FaceTime with _TWITTER-ENTITY_ & amp ; _TWITTER-ENTITY_
People's tweets tonight > & gt ; & gt ;
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ priceless I tell ya
Getting good morning & amp ; goodnight texts everyday☺ > .. From my Mom
I actually got texted first , TWICE today . #theworldisending #itwasnice
#RememberWhenEverybody 3 way called people and didn't tell the other person so they could find out stuff about them
I'm looking for a cuddle buddy , the position is wide open , fill out an app & amp ; ill call you #WishItWasThatEasy
Driver's Ed . Miss Kristina . I feel bad for her husband . #helpme _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_
This guy keeps snap chatting me and is weird as fuck
I can't wait to get all dressed up tm for John
I think the first time me and aspen really talked talked . Is when i came over to her house .
1111111- haha that's a lot of 1's haha your really pretty and we've never really hung out but we should ! Hope high schools good for you
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ oh yaa you worked that fish face you were making
Just almost got in a wreck today
Fuck that problem wasn't hard at all
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ about how I just died laughing at this ...
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahahah yeah I think you have me beat
Lol never saying I have fresh out the bed hair ever again !
To bad you can't see emojis
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ they better cancel school tomorrow I don't wanna slide into the building
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ muwahhahaha
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ - Chris you're so open about your personal life .. * runs into fence * hahahahaha
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ Baby come back , ........... you can blame it all on me
Just found out that _TWITTER-ENTITY_ has to get shots in his butt because he doesn't have meat anywhere else _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_
I shocked Jeremy tonight with loads of info
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahaha I think you can now my bad
I was dying last night
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ niggaaaa Please
me and _TWITTER-ENTITY_ looking for some good girls
I transformed into a nascar driver tonight _TWITTER-ENTITY_
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ oh my god
My dad has become such a softy because of this dog
Free lessons _TWITTER-ENTITY_ whispering pines prac range
My dad's more excited than I am that Pitch Perfect is on HBO
These girls are so funny _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_
holy good mood for once ✋
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ aww it's good to know bud replaces me
Wise words from Olivia : \if you sleep naked , you'll feel better . " "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ it got shot up at 6am today
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahah I was thinking the same thing as I was driving to Georgia yesterday ... I can listen to Justin Bieber without a worry #Jk
Phil fuck around died on his steps
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ snapchat of scaring his dog
An old man just told me I have a rip in my pants , I go it's the style of the jeans it's meant to be there , this other lady died laughing
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ gee thanks
Just playing football down the hallways of the house the family usual .
I just stole my sisters phone and sent all of her friends a snap of me
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ he pry isn't cheating .
That was the best monologue ever for SNL
The pic sterling put up
That was also a joke about Hayden's foot because he hops I'm so funny
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ can we just not go to school I mean seriously
Just saw a tweet about Josie being a jackass ...
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ looks like I proved you wrong
me and Maky have been sending eachother helium videos for probs an hour now , so get on our level
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ most of them have small boobs
\Tim tell them how much I love finding nemo " "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ IN THE DARK yes I remember you hated me
#WhenIWasLittle during my communion , I lied during my 1st confession just to go home & amp ; play video games . I bet you dodnt see that 1 coming
Me and Eric got kicked out first and then told dyer to kick Matt out too so he did lol
Well I guess Jake and I will be eating dinner at 10 . Didn't realize that this lasagna takes 2 hours to bake ... hahaha #rookiemistake
Louisville . Better luck next year baby !!
Hahahhahaa when someone you don't like slips and almost falls
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ u scared ?
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you've always been
I just got asked by an old man to put his sunglasses on him I can't breathe _TWITTER-ENTITY_
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ tell her it's just for AP
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I have something you would die at
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ bc u sleep all day in class
Having a black friend is hilarious
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ ' s videos honestly make my day . catch me cackling like a hooligan
What Dakotas mom did at McDonalds & gt ; & gt ; & gt ;
This little girl just about shit herself when I told her you don't get recess after 6th grade
lol _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ arguing with Alan .
This girl in front of me is killin snapchat right now . S/O !
I swear some of the things Cori says
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ nahhhh you're just exaggerating it wasn't that bad
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ and my snap chats ...
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ the only real class I have tomorrow is Algebra 2 and the last two classes are choir and drama 3
\ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ : _TWITTER-ENTITY_ and I lasted a whole two hours at the mall .. " waaaay to many people "
Hahaha they're still talking about the popcorn #GameHighlight
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahahah you're the greatest ! I can't wait to actually hang out again and read all the cards I love you !!!! #mushyfeelings
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ cone from a freak name Ainsley
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you know I took a lot when you weren't looking
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ your the lame . lol jk .
Xavier loves me
Haha oh my gosh _TWITTER-ENTITY_ tweets crack me up
Sam right now #dying
Grizzly Adams did have a beard
Going out with my co workers and some of my bosses tonight and I'm already way to fucked up . #hiimthenewgirl
in bed tho
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ MEEE but only if you can guarantee that I won't fall out of the back of anyone's car
Also , turned the heat on in my house
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahaha how many times have we said that this is great
Lol Clifton and there drunk people
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahahah
Lol , I'm so bored I'm googling my boyfriend to see if any new pictures have surfaced
\You can loose something you never had " that's what I told my ex girlfriend " -Peter #wordstoliveby "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ take that thought back .
My mom has been on the phone with AT & T for 15 minutes . They're not even talking about our service , they're just talking .
#SonsOfAnarchy marathon at my house today
This condo is cold
I am so happy that Alix's mom remembers me
Frolicking in your ass
going shopping with the girls while _TWITTER-ENTITY_ cleans the house #couldgetusedtothis
I'm sorry who are you again ..?
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ snapchat story & gt ; & gt ; & gt ;
Went to see Anchorman 2 on Thursday ... We're going to see it again .
I got up to 55 mph on my jet skii and almost flipped with my dad on the back
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you tagged the wrong Colleen Langan hahaha
Why does he always call me asswipe ?
My boys spelling tho & gt ; & gt ; _TWITTER-ENTITY_
My prof just asked the only Asian kid in class if he was from the People's Republic , kid said no , prof goes \oh your from America ? " Hahah "
I think I'm like the only one that hasn't heard that what does the fox say thing
knocked up cracks me up \I think he's doing the dice move way to much ""
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I AM NOT IN ELMIRA ! You always talk shit when I am not in Elmira ! You said omorrow Cuh " then couldn't ? O "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ And we only talk about how much we hate them . Or we'll say how much better our lives are without them .
Seeing lynzees new bio on instagram made my night ! #thatsmylynzard
\Can I turn on this light to walk home ? " -Laurelie " No " -me and Saige at the same time and she seriously walks home with no light "
I know my place , that's the difference between me & amp ; & amp ; you
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ he stalks my Facebook
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ can't get much past me , I see through all BS
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ OH MY GOD what in the world
Lol my sister just cried on the phone because she couldn't move my car #baby #cantdrivestick
Why's that matter
I couldn't go Wednesday ( frat boys ... Guitars ... Singing ... Hello ?! I couldn't leave that ?! )
I swear to god Zach and Brian are dating ......
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I meaaaan ... It's happens
My mom's on level 6 and she says to me \Ya know what ? I actually have no idea how to play this " hahaha "
Tanner spraying air freshener in his mouth on accident & gt ; & gt ; & gt ; & gt ;
Mighta just grabbed Sarah's boob in only a bra in the VS fitting room . Sorry guy standing behind us , didn't see you there
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ I'm sorry , I just lost it
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ oh my gosh !
Hearing Heidi and Josh argue makes me feel blessed that I'm single
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ too bad I can't do that hahahaha
Well kinda , Justin did run Tyler over with the 3 wheeler
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Considering you cussed me all night , yes it was \You say fuck alot when you're like that ""
I'm over here cheering for Sally Langston to get away with murdering her husband .... will wonders never cease ?
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I love her so much lmao I literally fell of my bed when I saw her tweet
When I think of a yacht , I think of a boat full of strippers .
Wow ducks gonna be so mad
Today I discovered that British people say auburn really weirdly . It took me like 8 times to understand what my mom was saying
I fucking love my brother
Every time I need a good laugh I can always count on _TWITTER-ENTITY_ I'm literally crying I'm laughing so hard
\After we were done I kinda wanted her to leave because girls look way different than they do in pictures . " #truestory "
MY GOD LEVI OMG
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ What a coincidence
Carlie and I are going kayaking
\holy cow ... She's got a front butt . Look at her front butt . " -Lucas "
Me and Mady have way too many memories together .
\Hey hit me up on myspace . " Something I will never hear again . And they are trying to come back #myspaceisdead "
Yes bitch . You're crazy for wanting me .. Cause I don't want you .. I want Mr. Sexy . I mean shelton . _TWITTER-ENTITY_
Whose line is it anyways is a funny show !
\Miss eisele you know I have a girlfriend ? She's at chuckie cheese .. Well she works at chuckie cheese , ill probably never see her again " "
Lmao . I don't even give a FUUUUUUk .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I'm done ... Lol
The plane scene from bridesmaids is my favorite
That lasted long
Can't believe I'm already at the point of the semester where I couldn't give two cares about homework/class work
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ awww I love you ! Haha you should see me and Allison's convo
shouts to _TWITTER-ENTITY_ for the nice video ... that made my life
How immature ! #stupid #goaway
\Being a person is too complicated , time to be a cat . " "
An everyone else made it seem like I was stupid and did everything wrong .. Now look at you guys #ShowedThem
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ same though cant be mixing pink with red it ain't valentines day
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ swear I was 14 and you still didn't give a fuck . scrapist
My boy _TWITTER-ENTITY_ just went in on that beat
“ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ : If you love someone , set them free . If they don't come back , text them when you're drunk . ” _TWITTER-ENTITY_ my life
Omg I Haven't Laughed That Hard In A While
Thirst is to realllll
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ OH and then when she asked me if I was deaf in the middle of a game
Watching _TWITTER-ENTITY_ dance to Gangnam style when he thinks no one is looking lol
I'm going to find her one day , I'm just waiting for God to bring her to me or take me to her ☝ until then ill stay living life freaky
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Alanis is my shit ! I got a tat to prove it lmao
You get mad over someone talking about no sidewalks .. that's like me getting mad bc someone said my street didn't have trees ...
the convo oomf and I are having
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ loves my singing . #Not
Settin Bailey up with a poolee like she wanted
I just typed slong in my essay by accident , what that's not acceptable
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ Ohh lord I remember that never lol
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ yeah ... Hahah I realized I fucked that up cracking myself up .
The mall today
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ always ❤️
Beccas mom says \little nemo " #socute "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I told him . he didn't caree ! he was like ohhh ! he laughed when the cop yelled at you
I am a mess
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ if people didn't know we were actually best friends , they would probably think we hate each other lolol
My TL is so empty now that Teaija's mom deactivated her account #ripteaija'stwitter
Mom bought me cigs today ??
Just got told I have no self control , due to my A.D.D. _TWITTER-ENTITY_
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ everyone smile
“ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ : What 30 year old argues about a recorded TV show on one TV when there is a tv in every room in my house ”
I love how I'm not the only one who thinks your ratchet☝️
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ OMFG
Loving the bridesmaids tweets _TWITTER-ENTITY_
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahah yes ! i knew they were going to do something right ❄️
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ oh I guess you haven't seen the commercial ... Awkward
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahahaha that's not fair it was too early for me to put the pieces together !!!
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ yes I completely forgot about that . I'll get it to you somehow !
Look at _TWITTER-ENTITY_ last vine
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ he wouldn't know
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ we can argue again tomorrow
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ play me in fun run and your day will be worse
light blue , white , purple , red , dark blue
#LT And none if them even have any happy trails
Louie omg .
I miss being able to text from my ipod that was the ultimate first world problem
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ lol I remember when you cracked your palm pre at the beach
10 wedge #hellyeah
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ Lawson was a pimp back in seventh grade hahahaha
So apparently i know how to dance ? Ive never danced in public . Thats nice to know
He's walking around the house saying otes magotes " and " you can call me green beans " "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I'm dead
I really hope that's a joke
Don't think I can go to the mall anymore after that prom dress broke
When I got to get a Facebook at 9 I thought I was a rebel cause I wasn't 13
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Denver is so funny like omgg
whats really funny , is that I didn't even have to say anything
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I gotchu I have to nap or I'm grouchy af
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ it wasn't even mine ! cams gonna kill me
OMG Maggie is so funny
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ thought that said \ & I'm Hagrid " "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ #lightweight !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you went days wearing yo greasy ass hair up
Literally having the best night with _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ & amp ; _TWITTER-ENTITY_
You are a college students and your hanging out with a high schoolers #youreawinner
\You are like a tick in the middle of my back ... That I cannot get ... You are fucking my back with your pinchers " Jake Gerczak everyone "
Brooke would favorite that❤️
Going camping !!! #backyardcamping
A guy that brought out my drink at Sonic pointed out the my car , the interior of my car , and my pull over match . Red errryday #rolltide
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I think you went a little Pinterest crazy this morning
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ well Im to lazy to explain it better
I'm dying _TWITTER-ENTITY_
\I didn't wear underwear until I zipped my dick up " "
I just got told on guys
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ we'll seeee
When _TWITTER-ENTITY_ whistles when she's on the can
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ omg .... yes that is a fun fact hahaha
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ what'd you do , eat straight out of the jar ? Hahahaha
I just saw some kid on a moped ✋
Nicole's life story is like the Notebook but not at all and way worse and even more saddening . Lmao dying _TWITTER-ENTITY_
I dont even know what being tan feels like
I really did just pull the best April fools joke ever .
Just think I should let _TWITTER-ENTITY_ know that there's a new Doritos locos taco flavor coming out Aug . 22 #FoodFactForYa
\I didn't even pick them out . " " Who did ? Your mom ? " _TWITTER-ENTITY_ doggin on everyone toniiiiight "
If this guy would've kept his eyes on the baseball and not on me , maybe he wouldn't have gotten hit on the face .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ haha you slept with my robe as a cover I'm pretty sure
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ OMG THAT WAS SO FUNNY ! she like pushed me cuz I wouldn't give her a cookie
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ wow you told me like an hour ago you had to put your phone down ...
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I'm sorry . I hope you get over it
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ WE PUT NOODLES ON HIS DOOR member we were waiting for him to walk by so we could dump water on him , we had the pitchers filled
Actually love what Shawna and Justin did with their elk tree .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I know who this one is about
My legs are DEAD . thanks _TWITTER-ENTITY_
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ what do you even plan on doing with that thing ?
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I literally lol'd
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ don't spill them this time .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ awesome lol
Melissa got locked out of her house so she came here
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I know I'm joking
#irememberigotintroublefor pushing johns books off his desk in the 6th grade
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Soooo sorry hahaha
phone . Maybe it's for the best .... wait , did I just type ' drool' ? I'm totally kidding about that . I can't stop laughing , I don't drool .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ I did that so you could see it
My brother doesn't even have GTA V yet and he already won't stay away from his Xbox . Too busy watching videos about it ?!?
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ jesus cares .... Bahahaha
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ haha I just got it even and was about to _TWITTER-ENTITY_ you thank you !!!
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ more like ratchet hot mess I looked like a freaking hobo
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ I’m just kidding , I only throw 72
don't think for a second you're gonna make me look stupid .
I feel like everyone at school probably hates me after last night
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ Gonna gun you
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ that's the one I put in my car
My niece be callin everyone a skank
I have so much candy at my house and guess who's probably gonna eat it all ... _TWITTER-ENTITY_ and _TWITTER-ENTITY_ #everytime
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ has the best family ever !!!! I count stop laughing ! He put tape on his belly button !!!! #haha
I love when Machew says me and my cheeks are chubbier than a fat kid
People from my home town who still think they can rap .... hahahaha #stop
The snap chat _TWITTER-ENTITY_ just sent me #Dead ✋
I don't even know anything about basketball✋
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahaha I miss you ! Text me !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ haha i just cry about it bc even my dog doesnt care
Psycho people are literally at Damon's right now and I can't stop laughing
The thing my mom complained about was that I ate the last chicken wing and didn't save any for her
I just spent like a good hour and a half watching _TWITTER-ENTITY_ videos and I can't stop laughing
WE'RE IN _TWITTER-ENTITY_
\We'll take a baseball bat and smash his headlights out . We will even rip his telephone cord so he can't call the cops anymore ! " "
We have 3 in rotation & amp ; there's 4 people . What kinda shit is that ? Hahah
Every time I see you in public you're with a new girl
Finally smoked with _TWITTER-ENTITY_ we are definitely gonna be making great memories !! ❄️
where'd that bruise come from
I was legit at the mall for the first time this year and didnt go into any stores ... just went to visit my fiancé since he got subway to eat
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you have no friends
Thank you for making my night .
S/O to my 007 ! _TWITTER-ENTITY_
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ crazy !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ ma'am I would like to politely ask you to calm down
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ Lol I never talked to them
You know it's the last day before outreach when you see two people climbing down from the tree house at 1 in the morning .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ so true !
First overnight trip of the season , hopefully no one finds anythig weird on there towel _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_
Blasting and singing \Take Me Home , Country Roads " with Dad in the car love being home "
Is that a bible verse ?
Seriously best leg workout I've ever done
Wait until my aunt sees the card I got her omfg
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ are you drunk ?
Once you have been with my family for 24 hours or longer your life changes
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ gonna buy me something ?
The game of things last night _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ #twitterlesslucas
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I just wanted a little extra
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ needs to check her snapchat fast .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ typical Jackie
I see _TWITTER-ENTITY_ for the first time in forever today & amp ; she referred to me as her old boss #oldass
\Blake , your plants might have puke on them . " _TWITTER-ENTITY_ "
Even tho I know I look lost in those
if you knew me youd know that means something
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ REALLY ?!?!?!?!?! that's so awesome !!!
I think my cat has a crush on me
There's to much going on right now
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ that looks like serious pain .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I know
i see the twins _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_
she's such a butt .
Sam stop favoriting all of my tweets
Your the one who talks to her .
You would think that watching the VS fashion show in the gym would motivate me to work out rn .... nope I'm chillin
She thinks no one knows she's scheming on the low .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ not really ..
Green Bacon _TWITTER-ENTITY_ #ReplaceBandNamesWithBacon
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ that's so funny I'm glad I'm not the only one that tried that
My parents tho
The fact that Allison and I think it's okay to go to nice restaurants alone . Hahahaha .
The Five-Year Engagement !
not gonna be the one to tell
HAHAHA what , are you a girl ????? #likelmk
I can't stop laughing from my last retweet
I gotta get rid off this awful tanline omg
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ too tired for life
We gotta cool kid over here
Despicable Me 2
You and Taylor is like all I see haha
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Hahaha I'm such a fat ass though . I only ran like a mile and a half . You'd probably run for so much longer than me !
\Steve this is so precious , it's gonna make me cry " " what'd I write ? I was drunk " lmfaaaaao "
\Oh no ! They're aggressively dancing at us ! " "
Don't flatter yourself honey .
Jj is so mad right now
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ if you mess with one you mess with us all ... especially since my sister is a freshman .. and congrats want a cookie ? #irrelevant
Girls nowadays .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I think that's what happened to mine too and the other one is reading 120° ...
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I feel like a total badass whenever you tweet at me . & amp ; like my life has been successful .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I'm done as soon as I hit 1500 . I don't care if its in the middle of a sentence ! I wont do anymore than what due tomorrow
The hairdresser just asked Emily if her cat is chill because it ate some of her pot brownies . _TWITTER-ENTITY_
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ thanks madi
I just hit the guard rail with that bottle .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ don't let him see that or were both dead
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ awkward moment when we didn't have freshmen English together hahaha
Lol at the sturgis guys who think they're badass #smh
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I could tell he spelled love wrong
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ thank god before she threw up
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you guessed it ! Miss you Katie !
Hahahaha donkeys don't belong in a civilized area . #goaway .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ perfect
Definitely not cute enough to be gay _TWITTER-ENTITY_
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I'm still waiting patiently for you to cry me that river .
I used to like older women , now there aren't any -Merle Haggard
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Good one thug
Well I feel like the walking dead
Really hope Erin gets this text
I literally have never studied for anything besides anatomy and SAT . Which consisted of 2 hours each . Maybeeeee
Changed the radio station 6 times to find the song the girl next to me was singing by reading her lips and found it
I'm saving so much money on razor blades this month
I love hanging around drunk people ! #toofunny
All I can do now is laugh
Poured a cup of cold water on Lu in the shower
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ wait your not actually sick .. Right ?
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ that happened to me in Mexico !
I rhyme all the time . I think I'm a poet & amp ; didn't even know it .
Beens just said let's get fucked up ' merica style
I'm gonna hit Sydney cleary and fuck you have fun messing with a 17 year old with no job and no car
This time lastyear me and my brother were sleeping on the ground outside of stores waiting for them to open . This year .. NOONES OUT
Definitely doesn't want no thug with \swag " to be tryin to take care of me . I'd rather be single forever . "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I can't now die happy . #winning
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ you two can rock paler sissors
Hahahha had to
Lol the conversation I had with _TWITTER-ENTITY_ and _TWITTER-ENTITY_ today
I wonder what's going on with _TWITTER-ENTITY_ & amp ; _TWITTER-ENTITY_
\There Is No Such Thing As An Ugly Woman , There Are Only Sober Men " "
1 caltabellotta down 4 more to go cuz I know damn straight we prob will all fall at least once❄️
Dude was snoring up a storm so the lady offered him coffee , brb dying
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ steroids n alcohol don't mix well Madry
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you'd realize your tire was flat before you could do anything
Anytime _TWITTER-ENTITY_ wants me to do something or vice versa we always have our moms ask the other ones mom , works every time .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ it sure seems like it we got deleted off facebook
Snapchatting has been my life for the past two hours
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you have a bedtime ? Lol ...
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ haha just remember 24 hours is too much
Lol that Ms. Taylor lit herself on fire and said ehh I didn't need that hair anyway
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ well I just agreed to his philosophy that he had magical powers in space and said abracadabra into his moms belly
What the hell is wrong with these drunk bitches I'm just trying to do my work #ItsTuesday
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ all we do is take photos now ! Hahah I can see him not coming though if it's gross , he comes from deleware !
i wanna give a HUGE shout out to my girls _TWITTER-ENTITY_ , _TWITTER-ENTITY_ , and _TWITTER-ENTITY_ for literally not letting me down last night #beech
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ me too I have someone to share my inner thoughts with
The fact that I'm no longer working so I fucking have Christmas Eve and Christmas Day off ☺️
Springfield taking over the lake
Mirandas mom is trying to dance .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ good . Well we're all floating the river after the 24th ! No death included
Soo glad I have country friends that can drive
I said honk not throw pennies _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ #greatfriends #cantThrow
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ haha I wouldn't have a social life
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ that's awesome !
I just woke up gimmie a break .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ How's it make you hungry
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahaha right ?!
The drains most disgusting man whore you go glen coco
Tony Romo being Tony Romo and giving the game away again #ShavingPoints #PaulCreweStatus
“ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ : my neckmy backgo get mea snack” forever laughing at this okay
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ haha I no they are a joke lol how bad are your guy's finals ?
Told Him In Not Chilling In Capital Place , He Thought I Was Playing
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ gayest emoji^^
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I would say this but I was knocked out like 3 hours before you actually went to bed
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahahaha Why can't you share this in our group messaging .... miss you guys !
Dude just put Kyrie over LeBron for scoring Kyrie is my boy but lets not get too carried away here
\Oooh you almost had it . You gotta be quicker than that . " that commercial never gets old . "
I should stop tweeting before I go into twitter jail , I know I'm almost there
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ don't worry
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ so funny hahahahahah
nothing funnier than 5th hour
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ tell Payton her boyfriend is taking strange selfless again on insta .
Gosh I'm laughing so hard
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ they should have
Clay just leave
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ When was this ?!
just saw two girls fight at the springfield mall
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ ahhhhhhh !!!!!
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I just drove past the club that Jonquil used to DJ at . The thought of her being a DJ makes me
Everytime I watch the video I took of Olivia last night , I can't help but laugh out loud _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_
How to teach a white girl how to twerk
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ this is true as well
Do you eyes because we are just so cute ❤
Surprised Johnny Manziel can take a Shit and it not be on ESPN .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ but she has a bigger ass
Lauren has the worst road rage
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ just for you
Hey , I'm no longer a third wheel bbygirl _TWITTER-ENTITY_
I love my grandma she's do sweet but she'll knock the shit out of somebody . ❤️
\Don't invite people to this house . I've got too many damn kids and some of them don't even have bedrooms . " -Daddy . #remodelingprobs "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ yes it was
When a guy tries to tell me I'm the prettiest girl at the bar .. Ummmm we're in cotati . and you're lying and you're still not gettin the P
Only _TWITTER-ENTITY_ can get a freshman to fill up her cup at the rot by shaking her glass at him #hoot82
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I have no idea , it was on vine
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ no remember when I tried them yesterday and I hated them ?
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I DONT EVEN KNOW WHAT WAS SO FUNNY ABOUT IT !!
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ ohh so you've been looking
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ so it's dark shark Wednesday
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I didn't mean to
I seriously laugh so hard at girl code
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I'm to funny
The people you see at the club
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ which one ?
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ what did I tell you about that ... ☺ whatever .. Savannah fields are the best !
Now I kinda feel bad for you
Let's just say I've had a pretty good life and lucked out on a lot
Wow _TWITTER-ENTITY_ just tried to take out Jamie Westbrook at 2nd base ! I guess friends don't matter in the bigs
The AT & T Thanksgiving commercial is
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahahaha as you mess up a tweet ..
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I can't
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Lmao sorry , just had to let ya know .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ exactly haha
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ LMAOOO The person that was answering your messages on your iPod called me
I remember when me and _TWITTER-ENTITY_ went to Carowinds together in middle school . It was so much fun
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I love how I'm scribbled out in the background of you pic #feelinthelove
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ for real . Guys be addicted to new shoes & amp ; cars
Sitting in my car waiting on my brother to get out of practice with 2 middle school girls I am loving every minute .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ miss you guys
Omg _TWITTER-ENTITY_ The Ringer is on !
Mackenna is lucky I love her ❤
First time seeing snow with _TWITTER-ENTITY_
Mine and _TWITTER-ENTITY_ conversations after dark
if u don't shut up ... I'm gonna murder u with a hot knife _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ your comebacks blow ! #Jokes
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ It's okay I tweeted about her FUGLY hair BITCH put colors that go together . DUH #trashyscum
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I mean the coaches still talk about you all the time
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ it's not my fault you don't have a bunch of friends and ur life is boring
My uncle managed to get us into the united club lounge when we aren't even members
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Omg I'm dying
Literally going to school for 45 mins today
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ quit halfway stealing my tweets
Dang _TWITTER-ENTITY_ was sexy back in the day ! I see you !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ do I get to meet your boy toy this weekend
\People tell me I'm stupid and I'm just like yeah , no shit my names Ryan Warner " #ilovemybestfriend "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ well that might be a problem
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ because I felt like it
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ pizza but ?
Take a seat with the rest who are waiting for me to care
Did _TWITTER-ENTITY_ finish her paper ?
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ why ?!?
I've lived here for 7 years and I couldn't tell you still when the mail comes sometime between 12-4 I guess ha
Way to ruin it
My dad goes \Why are you twittering ? " "
good they're playing a song I know
The only good thing about last night was that I successfully did my 1st keg stand . #31seconds
THANKS _TWITTER-ENTITY_ I CAN DRIVE !! Just not very well .....
I'm honestly so jealous of _TWITTER-ENTITY_ sometimes because of the cousins she has
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ I think he had a better game than Vick has had tonight
does anyone laugh as hard as I do at the _TWITTER-ENTITY_ tweets ?! I seriously die !
Prom = the one day of year where I think I actually look nice
The Office is so funny
People only text me when they want something from me #TeamNoFriends
I suck at life
They are so clueless .
hahahahaha I'm ot one to talk shit " but you're making yourself look PATHETIC . "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ haha thats awesome
Sam and Stephen wanna go to the beach w me and Katie ..
I hate when my friends see a car and they say hey that's a cute car ! I like it ! And I'm like oh that 2009 Pontiac Solstice ? Yea It's nice
I love the people who think Facebook is their personal diary ..
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ yeah well I don't speak that language
I really think that we should have nap time after lunch
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ looking rough for lyfe
My mom just walks into my room to smell me and says I smell nice okay mom
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ pretty sure the girl did it for the guy
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ we will fight
I left Chloe in my room all alone .
Ohio States dreams to going to the BCS are over
Just finished all my shopping at the mall
My brothers just got my cat high
Yes , I just snap chatted him while I'm in the bath tub ... No , you can't see my body
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ yeh yah . Haha careful Siss , might throw your drink over the mountain again !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you're not supposed to ask people if they want to cuddle though .. So I understand
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Christmas is all in 9days
“ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ : if u have a pet tarantula i have so many questions for u . first off what the fuck is wrong with u”
Alex is hilarious . Holy shit .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ this is great
All these white people yelling while watching the football game . My parents are just looking around
Oh shit . Luke Bryan is on now . Excuse me while I take my pants off
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ how are we not ?!?
I think this girl is sub tweeting me
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ gotcha well I'll def come to you for help , be ready
Vine puts me in the best mood
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ just face planted in her front yard
I CANT BELIEVE MADDY JUST POSTED THAT OMG I CANT STOP LAUGHING
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ yeah you are
someone was hungover this morning and decided to ralf all over the snow on the side of my house
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ btw since u care so much about my Dunkin trip I'm actually disappointed they fucked up my coffee
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ \do you have any tans on your butt line ? " #TalkMuch "
THE FACT THAT SPENCER IS AT DANIELLE'S DADS NOW TOO & lt ; & lt ; & lt ; & lt ;
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I would loooove too ! But I'm out on injury reserve again , I'll supervise
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I miss laughing at you guys
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahaha and even the other teacher saw me take em
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I know . #sofunny
Dying at our group chat right now _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_
That moment when I think you're a whore .. It's every damn day
Cris Anderson just took over an hour out of his life to throw wrestling action figures at a net wall
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ oh Blake . You're still hilarious .
I can promise you .. if you own a van , you're far from being a adass " ✋ "
I gotta watch my mouth
It makes me laugh , why you so desperate for fame ? Literally !
Youre a tool
I'm turnt . #GoodAssNight
can't believe I dropped my iPhone 5 in the lake
At least bowling green is losing
Every time I watch Jim and Pam grab the wrong baby and then realize they grabbed the wrong baby & gt ; & gt ; & gt ; & gt ; & gt ; & gt ; & gt ; & gt ;
I'm about to go downstairs and wake my mom up
America's average team
Have to talk to Siri because you're lonely . _TWITTER-ENTITY_
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Ham , it's just something that needs done .
Christie just send me one of her selfies in all different Instagram filter so I can help her decide which one looks best #basicwhitegirls
Lmao Rae's dad just flipped shit on her , and then came in talking all nice to me
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Home . Like a normal person
I justify not stopping at signs by saying the person in front of me was there too long lmao
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ haha no I wish
my dad is so stoned
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ Russ I love you .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ msu !!!! Mess stuff up !!!!
When Colby sends me snapchat videos of him singing & gt ; & gt ; & gt ;
Kid knows how to stop me from complaining lmao
Just entered Dooly County , Georgia . The irony to me is quite funny
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ she thinks she's more famous than you cuz of itloll . If anything people are disgusted that she did that .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ and _TWITTER-ENTITY_ guest passes got approved for homecoming oh we in that bitchhhhhhhhh
I'm gonna go practice my friendship skills ... #tymurphy #RodeoGirls
Seemed like everyone had positive things to say about that guy coming out In the NBA admitting he was gay except Mike Wallace ...
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I know ! Lol that's what I'm saying . Bc he did it to himself pretty much
I'm trying to sleep but these funny snapchats are making it hard
That made my night
My moms bitstrips
Tori just hit me with her car
Best of the bible
Valpo got some weird ass guys on there team !
Wait flashback to when we twerked and made music videos with the obama girls at our volleyball tournament
Me , Rebecca , Kayci , Jade , Paige , and Keith have to try and squeeze into the same car #Lake #LetsGo
I don't want to be mean and subtweet anyone so here's me laughing at my sick joke : BUAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHHAHAHA
A kid killed his mom because she didnt Love Sosa .
Track said they'd squad up in our locker room today and noone came
What if we twitted on tweeter
Oh my glob #imnotstupid
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ damn . that was my next one . are we going to keep going til we name all of his songs bc I know we both like all of em .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ who's laughing now ?
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you know babe , I feel like that's okay ... Cause that's actually the same for me
Amaura really said she could beat me in madden
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ lmfao people actually do this shit
My mom thinks I'm studying .
So long BHE .. Ill never forget you or the memories and family that I'm leaving . This sucks love y'all ✌
Me and _TWITTER-ENTITY_ do squats while eating junk food
when they asked cam janssen one of santa's reindeer's name he said Randolph .
I woke up thinking Selena Gomez's album came out today . Then I realized it come out tomorrow ! i was so disappointed ! _TWITTER-ENTITY_
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I know cause I just read like 50 subtweets about you
This bread is stale but I am still stuffing my face with this sandwich
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Skittles ! Get back in the house . Who let you out ?
I can't even look at you now
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I'll chill now ! But okay good
So happy me and _TWITTER-ENTITY_ were actually able to get along tonight for once !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ Trent it's okay I got a 210 ...
haha , we're cool . being jealous of eachother's eyes . _TWITTER-ENTITY_
So What always reminds me of when I blared it for _TWITTER-ENTITY_ after a breakup
I always say no one texts me but I never reply to anyone
Trying to talk about ASAP with _TWITTER-ENTITY_ little brother and it's just not working #blankstare
I think it's funny when the little kids run down the hallways
Dickinson police just came to my house . why ? cause my cat bit a student .
“ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ : Making a flipagrams pretty gay , unless im in it then i accept it . ” Pretty much me .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ look at my header
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I believe it .
- I have Spanish with you and you're super pretty . And your attitude & gt ; & gt ;
Surprisingly , IDGAF
Johnny Drama from Entourage
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ it's because I quote tweeted that cod tweet I'm probably better than him
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I can't drink it anymore . Lol too rough
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahaha that's so true
“ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ : I blame everyone for my problems . Except Shaggy , because we all know it wasn't him . ” idk why I think this is funny !
Five minutes in to the _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ SNL episode and I'm already in love .
Cassidy's got jokes today
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ I will always think of y'all when I hear this song ... And that's so awk Hahahah
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I did lol sorry
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Animals find love really quickly . Because they are easy to get .. * cough slut * Which animal is the easiest though ??
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ eternal laughs
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ : Team Ford or Team Chevy . Sorry , no thanks . I'm on team \I hope my car turns on in the morning " lmfao #truestory "
When diamond comes on the radio I think of New Years lmfao
We're not working shit out
The bravery These kids have over a social network is unreal but u ever see them face to face THEY FREEZE UP I'm done
Here goes Allie tweeting food pictures
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Haha , thanks !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ peace love Kyle
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ lmfao !! Ouch
watching my 3 year old niece beat up my 19 year old sister and Lillian keeps asking Tyrha \you want a time out " ? hahaha best thing ever !!! "
Seth is the biggest cheese ball in my life .
Omg Alexis is killing me _TWITTER-ENTITY_
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ oh okay
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ has the same mind as dory from nemo
You would say that though ridiculous
Ben just opened the door on a guy in the bathroom at Johnny's bagel I caaant
My dad is so fucking funny
When me _TWITTER-ENTITY_ were the first ones on the dance floor at turnabout
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ no don't worry it's not just a general statement
Haha I cleaned _TWITTER-ENTITY_ entire dorm because I'm such a neat freak
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ that was soooo me ! #guilty
Marissa is the least one in our friend group id expect to say \were rollin up " "
Hahaha omg did that really just happen
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I'm obviously not
Once you cross the county line you seem to find your accent , oh & amp ; the bottle of whiskey .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ OMG I hate you it's hot outside why did you do that
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you are totes sittin on the pot !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ told ya ! Now try wedding cake
Do you understand what I'm talking bout ? _TWITTER-ENTITY_
Kyle tonight & gt ;
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ it's a once in a life time experience ! #ItsAMust
Lol at the guy that just passed out drunk .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ then why ain't you _TWITTER-ENTITY_ me ? your _TWITTER-ENTITY_ button broke ?
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ it's gonna snow #JCOC ❄⛄
This kid really wants a rematch I just fried em
Every time I see \Ramada " I pronounce it the way Gabe was saying it _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ "
Photo credit to _TWITTER-ENTITY_
We got people waking around in full on morf suits
I really want cheese fries and like pizza right now #sohungry
Who's on the bus kev's on the bus oh shit what up kev
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I hope he see it
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ watch on kid
Literally like 75% of my pictures posted on twitter are puppies or cute little animals
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ leave me and my ass alone
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ is ripping some ass lmao don't piss this guy off haha
My brother is so oblivious that we're behind him and he ran a light
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ god I love you❤️
\wine gets you drunk ..... But tequila gets you drunk and pregnant " "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I personally think you don't need chocolate
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ about to drink from a fire hydrant
this is why I cannot obsess over famous guys
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ we got jokes
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ lolz fair enough
It's a good thing you can't screen shot snap videos because like 15 people could totally ruin my life
Sean trying to make pierogies is too funny
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ I was wondering what was going on
We're The Millers was perfect .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ well that was um , awkward , to say the least
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ it's soo gross
When my dad answered the house phone and the person on the other line says \hi daddy . " My dads face was priceless "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ night made
Seriously freaked myself out just now , I forgot I rearranged my room #StillAsleep
Everybody has those \oh shit I'm going to jail " moments "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ um it was my hair and my eyes that got her here
This kid tho hahaha he's got me laughing
I saw a picture of my freshman year today
#boobproblemsnight these tweets are killing me omfg
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ 30 minutes away with my dad driving 80
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I'll be in Apex May 4th-11th housesitting for Annemarie and Jimmy ! We'll have to meet up at #JD'sTavern!
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Ill dance with you like I can honestly say I've been trying to do that pose in the mirror since I saw that
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I think that's what they call love
The snap chat convo _TWITTER-ENTITY_ and I had last night & gt ; & gt ; & gt ; & gt ; & gt ; & gt ; & gt ; & gt ;
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ snapchats are killing me . #dead
So one time Dillan told me we could have a polygamist family with Kellin Quinn .
I'm such an ass
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I'm loosing it nothing happened in there
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ what is it
Haha I said this is my favorite song shut up he said you said that about the last 3 songs
Actually have to look like a girl tomorrow .. #lazygirlprobs
My outfit for the Color me Rad run in the morning > & gt ; & gt ; & gt ; & gt ; & gt ;
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ I can't even deal ... last night ? Was that real
“hey you wanna do a fun prank we can hold hands and cuddle and makeout and make everyone think we're dating it will be so hilarious”
All the est song " nominees were all the over played songs of this year "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahahaha will do ! It's gonna happen again one day , I just have to let it build up again
It's on like bing bong jack ! #DuckDynasty #rerun
give it up for LIAM !!
If Albany beats Duke
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ I just lol'd so hard \omelette you suck this " "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ lmfao . You at your house ?
#10thingsilove is during summer u never really know what day it is
You know your fat when ur named after food
Oh Ely !! It's going to be a long season , let alone a looonnggg night ! #GMEN #suck
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ no never you guys are complete bitches
I talked to mrs sims for a half hour last night
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ i used to do the same thing last year
Ohhhh yaaaa sounds like an awesome relationship you guys have
I feel so bad for everyone who has to deal with Jay-Z and I at the same time #badcombination
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ typical girls .... Refuse to make the first move
I seriously cried laughing from the beginning of The Heat to the end . Funniest movie I've seen in a long time .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ alright . That's so believable and were going to dub you in basketball to , and where will you be ? Oh the bench .
Mr. Orman just said , \I will kill you in front of God . Shut up ! " "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahaha shit that ruins it
tryna get trashed and my drunk uncle wont shut the hell up . _TWITTER-ENTITY_
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I don't think that happened
I once liked a guy with the Last name bigbee
People are idiots
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ lol i know someone just told me . Poor brian
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I was kidding around
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ she knows my life all too well
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ did you really ?
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ loving the twitter name , the picture especially
Bhaha hahahahahaha that just happened ! #DayMade
Like deven Jackson freshman year !
This song is so dumb ! But I love it ✋
Jo- this is Reddick's favorite song ! Me- yup don't know who that is ... I forgot your last name buddy _TWITTER-ENTITY_
His eyes are soaked in blood right now
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ how dare you !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ well , we were really close .. a lot .
Those snaps I just got
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ they're cute but this one try's to act like a real dog , but that's just a no no .
I'm legit laughing to myself because of these question on yahoo .
I'm really funny with some of the tweets I favorite
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you already know
Lol , this game is dumb but fun .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I'm dying
The only pictures in my camera roll are screenshots of _TWITTER-ENTITY_ and _TWITTER-ENTITY_
How kamis dad gave me a hug today
It's cute that you think it bothers me .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ lmfao i can't even feel it
Whenever my soccer coach tells us to get on the line I always say \I'm gonna cry " hoping that he'll let me not run .. #hasntworkedyet "
Parents brought me a lighter and a shot glass back from the Bahamas
You're being used so badly ...
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ haha that works
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I wasn't so good
I have something to send to bre .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ made my night
I really wanna know who Klarissa hates so much
Incoming freshman are doing the #InMiddleSchool trend . Must be hard to remember two months ago . ” #thisissotrue
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahaha your still at Vince's .
When people are like \come on pussy do it " and you're like " that helped nothing , this still fells like a stupid idea ! " "
We in here turn up turn up
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ right lol but it's Cuyahoga Falls so ...
I think the whole epresent your class on twitter " doesn't mean shit . Rather be about it than fucking tweet about it ✋ done now "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ guess who isnt sweeping the reds
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ it's official we're friends now !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ what social life ? #grandma #loveyou
Girl Code is such a great show
Text me _TWITTER-ENTITY_
When frank calls Lola's breed a husqvarna
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I many or many not be running around saying it since you tweeted
holdddd the fuckkkk upppp whyyyy is my mom singing I'm different
This little kid keeps waving at me .
My cousin just ran into the glass door !
What I just said to Mooch
The fact that my dad is clueless to the fact we are going to a phillies game or that my brother is even in the car
\I become like a different person when I text at night " " I know , I become like a frickin sex peace " _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ exactly why my white ass will NOT be waiting on them .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I know I've done it before
Talking about cruise ships and bermuda in algebra
My manager sent me to break to split me and Mitch up
i cant stop laughing omg
It's ridiculous how dorky I am
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hell yee
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ boobs looking good today in accounting !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ we're so stupid
I just rolled off my bed and saw my life flash before my eyes
Uh oh .
“ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ : Now girls can send nudes via Instagram cool cool”
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ Okay I thought that was lauri
The Hofstra pool deck is so slippery I literally bust my ass every time I walk on it
lmfao swear I clown too hard
Wait he's singing into a cookie
Since weve been out if school all i have done is sleep , eat , and sleep #lazy #problems
Knock Knock Who's there ? I think about you when I jerk off #FrancoRoast
I was jk about turning to white boys , I've never even dated a white boy✋
The sitter is on . Jonah Hill
My wife n kids really the funniest show ever
My mom called me a 304 . Wanna know why ? Because it spells hoe on the calculator ... you can tell she's a fifth grade teacher !
dad asks me every year if I'm on the good or bad list .. why do I feel like I'm get more bad & amp ; more bad every year ... ? ¿
So I got pulled over this morning and he let me go because of my mets sticker !!!!!!
Wtf .. a pink gorilla with a green tutu comes in the room and hands is gum and cup holders
someone text me ... please .
\make it rain " _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahaha we're the same ✌
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ nope , not gonna happen . If you will gonna watch our game on friday then you'll probably gonna see it
Hey . I'm fine with that
You put you right hand in , you put your right hand out , you put your right hand in and you shake it all about _TWITTER-ENTITY_
I'm just cheating my way through drivers Ed
HA THE PEOPLE ON THE OTHER SIDE OF THE HIGHWAY ARE IN TRAFFIC SUCKKK ITTTTT
I wish I still had those videos from _TWITTER-ENTITY_ on my iPod . That'd make my day
Tim Tebow looks huge next to Tom Brady
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ its spiraling out of control you'll learn tomorrow ; mockler long period ; story time
Lol Kirsten a tranny is a transmission
Kaitlyn seriously takes the longest showers . And she takes them at the weirdest times .
If you didn't know us you would think me and Emily were lesbian .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ got damn . It's eternal I swear
Neil Bob's playing video games & amp ; my mom & amp ; Taylor walks by & amp ; he says how bout you guys don't walk past the tv so slow
My papa : \oh yeah , I used to go on break and put hash oil on a joint and get FRIED . Once I did acid , and then I got married . " Lmfao "
Laying here thinking about when _TWITTER-ENTITY_ did the freeze face at work and I can't stop laughing #isuredomissyou
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you are a creep
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ yes that stuff , the worlds probably gunna end so we might as well have fun ... Chemistry is not the way to \go " .... Get it ? "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ oh gosh , me too ! I've been so determined to workout so everyone would be impressed . So didn't work out very well
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I hate you so much .
There goes sparky omg
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ don't you mean Native American ?
I think my dad died a little inside when I walked out in my Hooters girl costume .
Remember when you couldn't use the Internet unless no one in your entire house was using the land line ? #1stworldproblems
“ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ : Finally saw a trailer for bad grandpa and now i want to see it”saw it last night .. I couldn't stop laughing .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ youre an all around great guy #natesteele
The only thing you want droppin is your booty , not your boobies ! #dbldivas #toofunny
I'm turning 17 Tuesday and I'm excited .. like why , I don't get to do anything exciting
Is anyone else watching America's got talent rn ?
Coach B talking to us as a team , \You guys are such a hodge podge group of weirdos ! " #WellThankYou #BulldogVolleyball "
Shout out to cinders ! Just went and bought me bethel bakery , Ivp , and wine !! #bestmother
Haha oh really ?
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Text me
I forgot to update mine lol
“ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ : #FunFact I was terrified of _TWITTER-ENTITY_ when we were little bc she had redhair . Now were bffls . ” #redhairdontcare
lol just failed the ACT again
everyone thinks Ali and I are lesbian ... #brbdying
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ haha trueee !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ just whooped this bitch
I've been doing that a lot lately . Can't help it , life has presented me with some funny moments !
I'm about to take some hydros and go to sleep .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ if you do it I'm posting the picture of you sleeping
Pretty sure everyone in my family hates me .
Makeup is like a drug ! it becomes addicting _TWITTER-ENTITY_
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I want u to know that I literaly lmao at every one of your b " tweets "
I can't get over the fact danielle and I are having a sleepover in the living room . I'm dyin .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I'm at the eye doctors .
Remember when I left my flower at his house ? And it wasn't just one
HAHAH my mom printed out my debit card transactions this month to show me how much money i spent on clothes #itsaproblem #idgaf
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I'm done now cause I gotta save some
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ a Cub Scout so I can come more , I'll get right on it , I will make a great tiger scout
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ someone who has a big house .
Oh my god . _TWITTER-ENTITY_
Can we go to wild country ? #ButSeriously _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ good nightbut I'm tired affffff 9:45 on a friday .
Who wants to text I'm not sleeping tonight
Its a Lambbit ! Half lamb , half rabbit ! gets me everytime !
I'm such a bitch if I don't like you
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ haha his name is max bro I'm not that surprised !
yay friends . that's pretty chill I guess
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ it was awful
I remember the first time I hung out with _TWITTER-ENTITY_ I was dead on the floor eating goldfish
I find it funny how my moms scared to jump of the high dive but she's willing to do the sling shot on the boardwalk which is a lot higher
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ like I knew I shouldn't try to get the wipes out on my own , I'm too independent for my own good
I love reading comments to pictures & amp ; stuff on tumblr .. People are so funny , cracks me up .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ pleaasee not with Baylee again tho .. just kidding
\Heat Fans ❤ Nickleback " sign at the halftime show has be dying "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ if you we're an animal you'd be a parrot because you talk so much
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ im dumb haha i get it now wow im slow
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ if you guys got dressed in a locker room together I would believe you guys would be hardcore bros as well
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Suuure !
My sister thinks questions 1-7 and UQ'ingbis \SO HARD " #ILaughAtYouChild "
Okay but really it just makes me FUCKING laugh !
Well good luck !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ 4.068 lol i dropped my AP class this year . After a few months youll care a lot less trust me .
the fact that me Jaquie and Julia went to four stores just for a car marker that didnt work on wet surfaces
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ lol just your one shoe ??
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you just made my night
I miss in middle school when we were way closer than we are now !! You're really funny & amp ; a good friend to have , even though you pick on me
Listening to a mix I made in 7th grade , so much Taking Back Sunday
Still haven't gotten my books
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ I have like two chill rooms I'm about to buy another Xbox for it
My dad just asked us why he's getting gay posts suggested to him on Facebook it's ok daddy
YOU'RE THE STUPIDEST BIMBO OUT THERE .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ youre so cliché
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I'm talking about mrs Williams too
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ lol I puked next to Bo kohorst one time
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ he said I like he was the team
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Woot !! Maybe purchase some whiteboards ... or more windows !!! Haha
Well now I know that kinley isn't dead
Lost for words ..
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahaha I am clumsy oh well
Will the only one who knows my master plan
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahaha what you do steal all the crayons like please ✋
Going down the road , we're having a normal conversation and Isaiah randomly grabs the wheel and try's to run us off the road . Wtf Isaiah
my phones cracked and I just screen shotted something and I was expecting there to be cracks in the screen shot IM SUCH AN IDIOT
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ use to choke on those all the time when I was little so now I'm scared to eat them
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Until you go to Panera again .
The snap chats I'm sending & amp ; receiving ate too great right now
Keep calm ✋ its not that serious
Toms Xbox live name is DUthetbo ... He thinks he is so clever
I honestly think getting a tan makes you look healthier than being as white as a ghost
Home Alone 2 is hilarious
I'm just a hot mess today
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ so is your sisters _TWITTER-ENTITY_
my parents just grilled like 10 hamburgers and hot dogs for everyone here haha
Watching How The Universe Works and fighting with the scientists .
I enjoy math class more because I sit next to _TWITTER-ENTITY_ and she makes me laugh so much
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ #mydadsthecoolest #youalreadyknow
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ Im really scared ..
Instead of doing hw I'm just tweeting lyrics lol #procrastinationatitsfinest
My aunt was supposed to be my mom talking about how cool my tattoos are and that she likes to pick her nose
So I pick the 12 year old I live with up from football & amp ; he offers to buy me dinner #SoPrecious
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ just FaceTimed me by accident I think ?
\You'd be surprised ! People do some crazy shit at Jew camp ! " _TWITTER-ENTITY_ "
Lol it's already old news
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ when he's not going 180 down the interstate he pulls his lawnmower around
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ beard is fuzzy love you man . You my main dude !
I literally can't stop you're a fuckin idiot
Seriously though , Brittany and Shelby's names in my phone & gt ;
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ is off right now
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ As you sit in your robe on Twitter ??
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ lmfao I can picture you saying this
So tonight I experienced the first person coneing me ... Too bad they failed tremendously
My aunt Pam got me a coupon book for Christmas ... hahahahaha I frickin love her
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I guess you caught me stalkin but yeah you do☺
I did my best . But I guess my best wasn't good enough . #soundtrip
I'm honestly crying bc of that Kim K pic . Holyyyyy shiiiiiit .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you jut tweeted about me ! If you wanna snap my neck please do it !
out of the 135 minutes of gym today we played volleyball for 100 minutes
roll roll roll the joint gently with my weed , take two puffs that's enough pass the blunt indeed .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ when was rhat
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ omg this is actually really funny
so many reasons why _TWITTER-ENTITY_ and _TWITTER-ENTITY_ are my best friends .. love them so much
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I've noticed
“ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ : Fat as shit , dying on the couch . ” LOLING at thanksgiving because of this kid & gt ; & gt ; & gt ;
I know had fun tonight babe . I love you . _TWITTER-ENTITY_
So this is weird eddy they know who the dad is , but not the mom .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I'd need like three to fit in the ones I took in the last month .
This man infront of us in line had a BIG butt .. Daddy leans toward me an whispers .. MAN that's a large ass !
Oh snap I can't breathe I'm dying
Well that back fired ... Hahaha that's punny .
Was drunk afffff last night
I love the fact that _TWITTER-ENTITY_ is honest and she doesn't care what people think , & amp ; her tweets crack me up on a daily basis ! #justsayin
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ love ya spence
I bet you're not even watching football
I dropped my beer like 7 times that night and Kendra caught it in her cup one of the times
42- good number choice btw . You're a descendent from Larry bird I'm pretty sure because you're too tall HOCO was fun though
My coach just texted me and asked if he could trust Shane taking me home from basketball .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ send me it
Dad just got his neck im literally loling
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ best thing ive ever read in my life
#placesimgoingtodrivetoo liquor store ....
i cant get over that picture of alissa
Me and Kennedy are gonna be forever a lone
Lol at AHS junior girls wearing what looks like 3 push up bras at once . Everyone knows there fake #stop
My room smell so clean on my danny tanner shit today lol
I eat so much Mat tonight
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ he was far from it .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ looks like I can't go to your house anymore ...
Once I hit it , I'll quit it ! Talkin bout that 10k
everyone check out my transformation Tuesday on insta lolol
THE DOG KEEPS EATING THE CAKE
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ tomorrow's your last day !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ the general sessions really brought out my humor . Like my , I won't even go there
\Your butt is like a blowup mattress " "
\What are you rehearsing for ? You better be putting on a Broadway play after all these rehearsals " _TWITTER-ENTITY_ "
Guys the sit is cold _TWITTER-ENTITY_
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I thought you were kidding that entire conversation hahaha I read it in your lispy voice and everything
Forrest is stupid as hell for those quote retweets .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ very weird . I was literally speechless after watching it for the first time .
Walsh and Terry are the same person I love it #SarcasmKing #SarcasmQueen
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ : \I won't cry cuz imma mannnn !! " oh my gosh I love her . #nursingbuddies "
My eyes were a different color for a bit !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ that's cute
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ yeah it looked like it , it was falling slow motion and you were grabbing the air !!
I hope that was to me otherwise #awkward .
I had a dream that I was given a gun
she doesn't want to be friends with you why are you trying so hard
I love college so much I'm not even going home over summer
“ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ : My dads girlfriend always has to butt into everything . #stfu ” after all these years she hasn't learned .
Okay , good . You can help
Joey comes back from rush and he can't even talk he's so intoxicated and then he goes \okay now I have to write a paper " "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I wasn't talking about me
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ me too !!
Feeding my dog grapes is the funniest thing
Honestly I don't know how Chase got dragged into my Valentine conversations with chance ...
My dad cracks me the hell up
Every time I'm at a basketball game I always think of How To Lose A Guy In 10 Days haha .
I just want to lmfao all day cause I can !
the struggle of opening wine with keys and a spoon
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ what if Dom forgets to clean his sheets
like it wasn't that big of a deal until a few people got them .. and now everyone and they mommas got em .
\she is the fugliest mother fucker I have ever met in my life . not kidding . " - _TWITTER-ENTITY_ "
i really hope i see Ali dressed up as a igga " tm .. Ill just die "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I get passionate about football
You will never catch me at the midland pool
Love when people put me on frontrunner blast . My favorite teams are the Bills , Cavs , Mariners , Sabers , and BSU . 0 titles between all but ok
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ would have * . I don't deliver to people who don't know English though ... and life is all about regrets boo
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ lmao i know right ?! it's like i never have time to drink anyway . i work every damn day and my hangovers last 3 days .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I'm in the car I didn't even know we fumbled
Seeing my brother with his girlfriend around the house . ✋
\Anybody who says size doesn't matter is a lying slob " #GirlCode "
The pictures I send _TWITTER-ENTITY_ & gt ;
I'm so glad I still remember my myspace email/password . #dying
OMG Carl retweeted me !!! > & gt ; & gt ; & gt ;
\ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ : _TWITTER-ENTITY_ I hope you enjoyed mine and _TWITTER-ENTITY_ snapchat this morning " Oh , I loved it ! Hope you liked mine "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ not you dumbass
It's my tribal name
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I'm kidding
I could watch loiter squad all day .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I think you should do a ustream for all of us who didn't get a Candigram #iloveyouthough
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ is not a game
It comes to a point where these booms don't sound like fireworks anymore
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ why am I so creepy
Amanda is so drunk right now
Just stop .. you're making yourself look stupid .. actually nah keep going its comical
People watching at the momentThe fuck is that ?
But your dog ate your meat
You look like the damn gremlin off of where the wild things are .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you're just saying that cause your predictions suck .
Maybe _TWITTER-ENTITY_ will share Jamie
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ #oomf is obsessed
The group message I'm having with _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ and Richard right now !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahaha right though
My dads watching girl code with me . He's laughing more than I am ..
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ me and you kept saying we wasn't coming and look where we are
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I ain't your boo nigggga ✋
You are too much .
that just made my night , funniest thing ive ever seen
10 more days !! wow . I really want them out
What'd a good movie that's out for Rhi & amp ; I to go to ?
White Chicks ! #YeahBuddy #
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ brb dying
Forgot how much room you have in a full bed vs . a twin . THIS IS SO GREAT
I just made my mom and Mettie laugh
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Baha that's not weird that's just irresponsible sleeping WAY TO GO ASHLEY #RUDE
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahahaa just bc it rhymed !! not like I'm some psycho who diliberitlpy put him in there
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I will get you back
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I've witnessed this
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ well that escalated quickly hahah
\I'm coming here to rub my nipples for a second or two and then I have to go back to the desk " -Zac "
I don't really listen to one type of music , I listen to all different kinds ! It just depends in my mood .!
“ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ : sometimes I feel really down ... but then I remember how nice my ass is & amp ; I'm all good again ”
if you're gonna be so pissy about it , LEAVE #obvioussubtweet
Wedding Olympics tomorrow .. Excited !!! Bride side is going to win !
It's too many people at my damn house
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ having annoying little girls in your room forever is the worse
I'm deffiantly not a quiet person ✋
Is it really 4-1 right now ❤ #bruins #waddup
What would you do without ex's
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ haha I get that from a lot of people ! . hopefully soon though !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ or you'll hit a guard rail
gotcha self a squeeze _TWITTER-ENTITY_
Mine and Scarlet's dreams _TWITTER-ENTITY_
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ sure if you . Can convince them to drive up here
\Honey boo , I love you more than Mtn . Dew . " Wise words of _TWITTER-ENTITY_ #gottalovehim "
\Can I take my pants off now ? Ooo I don't wanna be ugly " "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ what are u a fucking faggot
Sophomores asking me what the battle cry is
When _TWITTER-ENTITY_ tells me stories about her dad drivin trains > & gt ;
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ getting paired up when we both didn't read
I laugh way to hard at the holocaust
I sometimes wonder how I ever made it this far in life without _TWITTER-ENTITY_
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ so happy it was you and not me . I could of pissed myself laughing if I remember correctly
Tyler Moore is the Subtweet king
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ well I play hard because I already know I only have myself . I play monopoly to win and to win only jk
When In doubt drink it out
YANAS MOM WAS JUST VIDEO TAPING HER DOING GRIND ON ME
You're so ignorant
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I shit you not , my brother literally just said the same exact thing when we were discussing that .
Forgot all my bras at school ... good one
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I LOVE YOU seriously you are the best
i remember when i insulted how ppl looked ..... in 3rd grade .
Buyin Scott DQ to watch him eat a super old potatoe > & gt ;
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I love that song !!!
\Sorry psycho Kelly took over there for a second " _TWITTER-ENTITY_ #shitkellsays "
These niggas act like they're doing something & amp ; they're too good for twitter I could make plans right now and be gone by 8 .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ long time
Just casually grocery shopping before the game ..
I just took over this kids iPod just for his music
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ im too sexy for talon to handle anyway
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ the motives for relationships just aren't the best . Our reasons aren't great .
Shout out to _TWITTER-ENTITY_ for being the only one to call me #Notabitch tonight
I want to see #TheHeat movie so bad !!! It looks hilarious ! _TWITTER-ENTITY_
Twitter fights are the best > & gt ; & gt ;
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ lol face face and nothing being lame as usual you know the drill
Okay tonight was fun , Like more fun then I thought
LOL at _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ and _TWITTER-ENTITY_ . I just died .
Just so you know I'm an awesome wing woman . You're welcome _TWITTER-ENTITY_
Lol Taylor sings in the shower
Damn I just went on a retweet spree right there
I now am that guy
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ maybe , maybe not
I'm still dying from our fight to get up the hill this morning . How's your face _TWITTER-ENTITY_ ?
You're * and bitch I might be
Why is _TWITTER-ENTITY_ and Chris smith playing tennis at 10 o'clock at night
\He's just got that Quasimodo face . " #lolwut #shitmyboyfriendsays "
that damn picture of water being poured
Knew I should of invested in some hermit crab survival classes for Miss _TWITTER-ENTITY_
Shots with your dad _TWITTER-ENTITY_
that boy slid about ten yards trying to catch that damn ball
I just can not win
Anthony Davis trending for all the wrong reasons
The snapchat I just got from Hunter too funny
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ I might not be old enough for this then .
Is it even legal to have practice monday tueday wednesday thursday and a scrimmage Friday ?
Me and drew use to be best friends in second grade haaha _TWITTER-ENTITY_
How can one person post 3 picture all the same but our head tilted in a different way ... It's noticeable
The fact that Callie is 90 pounds and 4'11 just made that 3838x funnier
When Schultz tells Pat to put a patch on his good eye and try really hard to see with his other
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Pauly D is my #1 ... and then black guys are #2
My brother literally just dragged me on the floor from the kitchen to my room
My mom just asked me why everyone I have a thing for is a mental patient
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ haha nah just typical Hautian talking shit on twitter
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ DO YOU TEMEMBER WHEN YOUR HAIR GOT STUVK IN THE WINDOW ?!
ERIK SPOELSTRA JUST TOLD A REF A PACER PLAY WAS A FLOP !!!!!! #Ohthehumanity
Am I the only one that dies of laughter at the beginning of love Sosa ?
In situations where I wanna rip some1s face off I just laugh
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hush !
#ThingsDanDoes Says he tries his stand up material on us
Y'all are stupid
Watching step brothers while on hydros . #toohysterical
#MessageToMyFutureSpouse imma hot mess in the morning
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ it's ok babe
I hope someone asks me to a dance this year or next year like a friend not a date I luv them and just dancing and singing
Didn't get a Instagram DM from _TWITTER-ENTITY_ even tho I liked his pic last night ... #Salty
If anyone's ever looking for me the first place to check would probably be Anytime Fitness
Waking Joey up for work in the morning is so funny . He almost tried to fight me for the blankets I took off him .
I hope _TWITTER-ENTITY_ just enjoyed my rampage of my narration of my night
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ I got confused Teryn all game then Jess last 10 ?
If I learned one thing tonight .. It's that pole dancing is dangerous for you _TWITTER-ENTITY_
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I just watched that one !
I already want grab n go . Why am I pathetic ?
Me : the sun is so bright Hoss : I know I might get sunburnt #ShitGingersSay
I don't know why I just made that reference
My brother has 26 patches on his letterman
Lol Kim and Kanye are getting married ... Hopefully for more than 72 days
I don't think I'll ever understand how every quadriplegic is so funny
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I was about to change tht tweet but don't think I cud make it any worse
Well .... Salem really sucks at football . 63-39 #minerva
These dolphins fans are acting like they won the Super Bowl
Honestly you didn't grow up at all
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahaha it's whatever
My Sundays are devoted to gossip girl .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ just died from laughing ! She really is !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you haven't busted your butt yet ?!
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ it's the ones who sit around that circle in front of PFT
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you say that as if you already have a kid that's pregnant
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ omg youre too much right now
#TweetLikeYourCoach yeaaa I would say I ain't scared of spiders , or even tigers or lions . But a snake ?? Nah f *** a snake !!!!
I wish i could wear my real costume to school
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ never a dull moment
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ just so you know Anzlee said you should be grounded for 2 weeks for saying she should be on the naughty list !
I seriously don't know how I just snapchatted
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ well and I guess your B cups weren't too bad either
My cuz just slappedthe fuck out of her dad ..... her ASS is beat
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ better be ready for them cupcakes too
Thanks for telling us about falling ice Randall Cobb , but shouldn't you be nursing your injury ?! it's funny cause it's a different guy !!!
The fact that _TWITTER-ENTITY_ & amp ; _TWITTER-ENTITY_ are having a full on conversation amuses me
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I love it ! Why didn't you do that for me ?? Lol
\The body is meant to be seen , not to be covered up . " Hahaha ! #MarilynMonroe "
Saw _TWITTER-ENTITY_ at food lion and his mom was wearing vineyard vines #NotSoTypicalAsains
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ lol omg
I embarrass myself far to much ... Oh well
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I thought that was a snapchat
I stalk Colin's twitter , & amp ; tweet about him daily .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ nopee . Haha . But that's a plus . And dawhhhhhhhh how adorable . Unless your the aunt having to go get him . Haha .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ we all knew you would one day
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I'm about to make that my avi
I know _TWITTER-ENTITY_ is tight right now
were you really gonna break my legs in the hallway that day ? #AskRicky
My feet are already killing me from the heels I wore tonight .. Tomorrow is gonna be awful .. #beautyispain
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ finally reunited lol night of interesting convos
\happy anniversary since we broke up , happy thanksgiving " is the text I've gotten for last two years lol . "
Pretty much just wrote _TWITTER-ENTITY_ a book
just because someone is white doesn't mean they don't turn up
it's okay because it's awkward for everyone
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ it's cause the drive is very long ya know
Putting \mc " in front of everything after getting McDonald's "
Our conversations right now
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ haha Jesus
Mango Caterpillar flavored snowcone
Blue mountain state
This freshman is burning you .. I don't think you deserve to be cocky ..
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Lmao member that one time when it was the end of the day and rosemia and Mia knocked the picture on me
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ lmao we got nothing for that ! Should have at least given us community service for high school
nick you dumb
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hopefully we won't have to move that whole bleacher again the whole team could barely even move it and I almost died lol
Honestly don't think I've laughed that hard all alone in a long ass time #thankyouforyourstupidity #lolololol
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ does not play fucking games
I seriously wish I could catch the stuff my dad says and put it on vine .
Confusing the shit out of Bridgett
Leagh is going off defending Jackie right now
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahah yeah that is so foul haha idek what too think !! eww #scrub
AMISH MAFIA ?! the shit ppl come up with for television shows is ridiculous
Hahaa , coach bobs honestly just sounded like my mom , this team is such a family ,
The timing of that tweet and text though . #perfect _TWITTER-ENTITY_
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ haha yeah bout that babe
“ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ : There's probably at least 5 dead field hockey players on the side of the road right now ... ”
Listening to people lie when you know the truth is funny haha smh at you✋
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I never realize the caps
I hate when my parents ask me to do chores on Sunday and expect the to get done .
Shout out to whoever blew the horn at me & amp ; Paige twerkin in the parking lot .
Definitely the first time I've ever got that snapchatted to me
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I can't stop laughing OMG the bird please tell me your gonna put the video up
\Cletus take the reel " > & gt ; & gt ; & gt ; "
\We make up for the lack of happiness with Prozac " love my French prof "
She can't get a man so she criticizes others
I didn't know people still wore like 20 brackets on one wrist anymore ! What is this , eighth grade ?
doing bloody mary with chase
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you didn't text me either ... Lol
So this kid talked shit ALL last year about me cause he thought I couldn't get laid , Yet he's the Virgin with my ex ? Whom I have been with ?
DON'T , DROP THAT THUN THUN THUN . _TWITTER-ENTITY_
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I'm sorry , but I hate most of them too
Kind of wanted that fight on the field to happen
There's a loose wire on our Christmas tree lights and it just electrocuted my mom
It's so cold outside . My nips are hard
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ last time i checked you said you like pitching AND catching
You're a dick .. Cause you are what you eat it . Get it ?
I know _TWITTER-ENTITY_ better than she knows herself . #bestfriends #psychic
Still wont say anything to my face ! Hahahah pathetic
Honestly thought Clarice was gonna turn into a raging fire breathing dragon tonight . She was soooo pissed
jk fuck you mono .
Me and _TWITTER-ENTITY_ always dip out of class and go see #oomf & amp ; #oomf
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I think I over did it with that all being caps locked
My mom wasn't paying attention and almost pulled out in front of this truck , she goes \it was a piece of shit truck anyways " "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ lmfao yeah !!! Didn't we call her or something ? Hahaha she was craaazy
\I don't drop my phone much " " except when you leave it on top of your car and drive off " " that doesn't count " "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ you're awful
Lol if you have to go back to school Thursday
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ he was such a dick and he was so lucky
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I'm glad you agree
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ So excited I could prob knock down an elephant on my way to get your new cd tonight !!! #offthebeatenpath #creative
my cat seriously kicks my ass when we're fighting .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ oh my god
Me and Timmy sitting outside of the bar laughing at everyone that walks out
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahahahahaha just made my day
Family Christmas dinner with Meg , Bryce & amp ; Duvale
Hahaha it's so funny when I say I'm with people you say you can't hangout tomorrow
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ This is horrible
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I don't wanna that's so weird lmao
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ ooh and I miss you
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ oh . my . god . sprinklers come on again and I'm out ✋
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ oh god I can't wait
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I LOVE YOU SO MUCH BABE
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ so awkward
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ so perfect !
Summer and i have spent like seriously every day this week together
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ i love how the majority of people who retweet this are white people lol
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ HAHA that's a good one
The Great Outdoors will never get old
I love my good morning calls of us constantly yelling at each other . We are best friends for sure _TWITTER-ENTITY_
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I figured it was there , but I didn't wanna look dumb . but seriously you are so lucky . I hate garden city's rules .
I feel like oomf is always subtweeting about me ... Hmmm
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ she's miles past fugly .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Love it !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ haha ! There's like half a fight each year
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ cause when you really like it you just want more like you just really like it and you want more we want more we want more
You're really fucking popular with all the 12 & amp ; 13 year olds , aren't yaa ? #pathetic
\Crippled girls are like meals on wheels ! " "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ #lol
I'm glad me and Sydney stayed out in the pool till 1:30 .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ for some reason i cant stop laughing
Tara and I are planning a group date to go night sledding this weekend but neither of us have dates . Awesome ...
My fantasy team already has 121 points and my players are just now at 1/2 time
Shout out to Benjamin for giving me a sunny d ..
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ #thestruggle I feel you !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ ha weekend Brain well thank you ☺
If my parents only knew though ... I'd be dead
\When I close my eyes , I see you for who you truly are . Which is UUUG-LAY . " I love this movie "
What I just left on _TWITTER-ENTITY_ picture > & gt ; & gt ;
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ thanks babe
People have friends of the opposite sex .
Cat piss tho ?
Lol I thought I was going to sleep early tonight ... Guess not .
boskie got me croaking .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ HAHA that's forsure ! we'll practice tomorrow
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ this is fantastic
I know _TWITTER-ENTITY_ appreciates my singing
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ haha good joke
The little girl I babysit- \I liked him for so many days .. " Oh the 4 year old struggle . "
Apparently _TWITTER-ENTITY_ and I go to the same wisdom tooth surgeon
I can't breathe . _TWITTER-ENTITY_
happy anniversary to _TWITTER-ENTITY_ parents lolol I saw her Facebook status
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you make me chuckle ! Have a blessed day young dude .
Whatever I do when I'm drunk and I black out is none of my business .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ ha good luck
Dr. Wall's drawings
LMAO some man just opened my car door while I was in it and almost got in bc he thought it was his car
That's my trust for people is so low , They will do anything at anytime to mess over you . Hahaha folks funny
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ loling because the jigsaw at the door
must be someone that doesn't like taylor or else i'd be getting the same shit
Kansas is up 49-16 .....
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ yaaaa they found him hours ago where the hell were you ?!
I seriously love _TWITTER-ENTITY_
“ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ : Always thinking you can fit in one more game on Call of Duty before you have to leave .. And always being late . ” SOO MEE
Well good for you . Acting like you're married again . Ya never learn
They fucking hated me here death stares all around
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ calling all the basic bitches !!!!
Rosie's in charge of the goat cheese
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ this is literally too good , it's sad no one will see the full extent #ever
last year I was the only girl in our grade who had boobs & all the guys hit on me but everyone else has boobs now & amp ; its not like that anymore
Own the night . Make mistakes . Text him even though he's being dumb . Dance in the rain . Have your cat text him too . _TWITTER-ENTITY_
Before I offend someone .... she likes Chris Brown , that's where the fine china reference came from #keepcalm
About to beat these 8 , 9 & 10 year olds in basketball
Fix your crackberry or we're gonna have to relocate lol #ChangeofAddress
This guy in front of us oooo kill em
LOL you got what you deserved
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ only I can
Yup . Spending $80 on a hoodie tomorrow .
Yes , me and Megan did just have a 20min conversation about how sexy we are & amp ; how everyone wants us
Cache live in the library , she there almost everyday !!
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ your sister rejoined us back at my at my moms ! We ate more ... _TWITTER-ENTITY_
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ I don't care if it's an early out , I may just sleep in , what's the point of the PSAT ? I mean , really , cmon
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ uh oh you'll be singing it again
Love when no ones home because I can pee with the door open #rebelprobs
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Sorrrry I don't understand the rap language lmao
one of the lady's that works somewhere in my building just screamed its a fucked up night
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ we were hot love you !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ ohh ok you know where I was comin from though
We cool tho
I'm sorry guys I guess my ass is on Kaitlin's twitter
\I hate it when kids are assholes you cant even punch them or anything cause theyre like 9 and they know this ... little shits " #teacherprobs "
Feels awesome being such a big waste of time
The things _TWITTER-ENTITY_ say to me
Lol _TWITTER-ENTITY_ driving stick right now
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ oh I wouldn't just walk away , I'd run away .
The fact that he never snapchatted me back because I sent him a snapchat of Gabe looking extremely serious and tough > & gt ; & gt ; & gt ; & gt ; & gt ; & gt ;
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ your background
I don't have a curfew but it doesn't matter because I never have anywhere to go
\That didn't seem positively reinforced " This guy is a creep .. "
My co worker brings one water bottle for a 9-5 job .... I bring 8 or 9
My mom is so mad because all the Christmas cookies she set out are almost gone . #oops
It's about to be so many Jason Collins memes .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ yep ! I know it… make me laugh or you gonna die
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ stop yelling at the tv . We are In public .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ that's when I like to get crazy and screenshot tweets and send them to that person and call them out cause I'm that bitch
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ not him man should I make a list ?
Ok I'm kinda done with these weird dreams like why is this happening !?
heavin told me this was a tampon ..
Now I have to Try and get this rats nest out of my head #cheergirlprobs
Boxers are comfy . I'm naked under them HAHAHAHAHAHA
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahahaha you were supposed to be in the first list I swear
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you got no friends
My aunt is the big 40 today and I have alllll the jokes for her !
\I feel like one of those gangsters riding up to the club ... Who is this snoop diggity dig ? From Compton ? " - Bailey "
Been on campus for about three minutes and I've already seen two different skateboarders falll hahah Friday morning struggles ...
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ yup I will be cruisin all week wile ur here in the freezing cold ✈
Just when I thought my thighs couldn't get any bigger ..... They did . _TWITTER-ENTITY_
My life sometimes ...... Can't stop loling #rough #strugglebus
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ and I was on the mirror !!
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ dead love your mom
I feel like there are a lot of teachers that bathes with animals
i feel like my mom writes all the nice questions on my ask bc no 1 elsee would say half this shit
Oomf can always brighten my day i swear
The Longest yard is still a great movie
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ not today J !!
Snapchatting both twins at the same time is so confusing
my dad is going like 70 in a 55 and just yelled fuck cops . #wtf
Jake thinks im blackout WHAT THE HELL
OOOOOOOO JUST CALL ME FRENCH
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahahahaha I thought you were taking a nap . #liar
My 80 year old grandma playing Apples to Apples is literally so funny
I make so many lists
Omg right after _TWITTER-ENTITY_ spoke _TWITTER-ENTITY_ mouthed the words \Shut the f*ck up " "
I could go for a long walk on the beach rn
Vine kills me sometimes
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahahah a
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ that literally made me pee
\ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ : I mean lizzys super hot but in the picture not so much " sorry I'm not a photogenic person "
you dust those counters
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ and _TWITTER-ENTITY_ are growling at eachother . Reminds me of the purge ... Shut the fuck up weirdoes
Me being mean ? What ?!
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ cracks me up with the texts she sends me
I need new people to talk to . No one ever texts me .
guys how tf am i biggest hipster
I don't like texting people but _TWITTER-ENTITY_ because she makes me laugh .
My sister walked out of the house with out any shoes on . Mind you we left for the beach 2 hours ago and she just noticed !
Karly brought her monkey to show and tell and told her class his name was dumb ass
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ like who comes up with this stuff ......
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you were spot on !
Suzies on her period and is over reacting
I bet Abbie's phone is blowing up , she gets notifications for every time I tweet
Who do I need to hang out with to see naked people lmao it's all I'm seeing people tweeting
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ my favorite
Just let Kyle's nephew speak to \Santa " . He was yellin at him saying he wants a motorcycle for Christmas "
someone come help me paint , i'll buy you lunch
I was stupid for thinking I loved you
Nah , just kidding guys , I don't do homework
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ u cant even see me
If you can completely understand what _TWITTER-ENTITY_ means in her tweets , then you know her really well . Hahaha
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ that's Like The Beginning Of The Year
Are you ever gonna sleep
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ he was undercover
I'm finally over you and happy with my boyfriend .. Don't try comin back into my life ! ✌
Now me and zach have matching scars
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ lmaooo thats what scared people say , its okay ill see you soon no doubt
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ haha okayyyy ?
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ if funny bc I didn't even notice you standing next to me bc so tiny
If Kelsey and Tyler don't shut up . Blowing up my nOtifications an stuff I said it right Tyler . _TWITTER-ENTITY_
I remember i had a mentor
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I do that sometimes when I drive .
Now I can pickle the beast !
Just drove by a raccoon _TWITTER-ENTITY_ #nevergettingold
Just watched the best episode of regular show I've ever seen .
Cats on a leash ! #whatt
Sometimes I favorite people's tweets because I'm happy to see that they're still alive and well .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ as soon as I see him again , I am .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I was trying to retweet it and I wouldn't let me ! Lol
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ shut up , it happens too everyone
I'm gonna fail this honors bio test .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ OUR DADS SHOULD SNAPCHAT
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ it was my time to shine
My cousins ' aunt from the other side of their family dated Bill Nye the Science Guy #ClaimToFame
Fucking psycho ass
Hahahahahaha the voicemail I just received from my aunt has got to be in the top 3 best voicemails ever .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ those thighs tho
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ so true
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Oh my gosh !
The fact that you called him my best friend .
And I'm gonna make him give me babies . Seriously if he doesn't I'll shoot someone .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ well now ... this is too good .
My mom just said she's gonna write a letter to UGA .. Literally died .
Ty just asked Kat if she shrinks ...
My snap chat story
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ we need to hangout sometime since you live so close now !
I just literally fought Madisyn over a snapchat story
I'm still trying to figure out why we didn't have school .... ?
I'm watching Maury
you won't _TWITTER-ENTITY_ me tho dumb cunts
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ if this relates to what I was saying earlier thats fuckin funny
I'm so funny today #seriously #perfection
That text from cassia > & gt ; & gt ; #ShesMyFavorite _TWITTER-ENTITY_
I looked stoned out of my mind and there's a bunch of cops at speedway
Big Angs Christmas tree
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I actively avoid people I know in public . Sarry .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ solid analogy lol but for real lets go to lunch or something before I leave !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ omg really ?!
The weird shit I say sometimes
I wonder if these bitches saw the same tweet I just did .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ That snap chat you sent me last night had me laughing my butt off ! You're funny !
Is that a life proof case ? No It's a jet proof
I remember doing those long question things in MySpace .
When you can't even trust your closest friends anymore
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you have favorited 14 of my tweets today
I'm sitting in our room laughing at funny cat videos on ridiculous & amp ; _TWITTER-ENTITY_ is looking at me like ha #iknowimweird #roomateproblems
The fact that my total at the alc store was $77.77 this weekend is gonna get weirddd
the one thing I miss most about soccer is Kinsch and all the comments she had to make .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ oh , damnit ! I forgot to care
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ look at the snap
Hearing my Nana swear is probably the funniest thing ever
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ OMG HAHAH
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ ikr ?
The only reason I still have facebook is so I can laugh at Tevin's , Selwyn's , and Jonah's statuses
It's almost 4 in the morning , why am I still awake and playing gta 5
Sheesh ! Heard the \What is a Delta ? " chant 4 times already . Yep ... feels like #Western . "
i feel like me and _TWITTER-ENTITY_ are on the same page right now
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ STFU GO TO BED !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ and I just sit here and listen to these freaks and laugh our asses off definitely not gonna miss this .
i have so many pictures from last night
I love vine too bad my life isn't interesting enough to vine about
That guy at Charlie's always tries and hunts me down to try new samples .
That tweet wasn't about you idiot haha ! I could care less if your mad or not
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ stfu how dare you do me !!!
I LOVE Nike pros that's always a perfect gift for me
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Bahaha whatever .
Zack's so weird omg
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I LOVE YOU SO MUCH RONALD
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ how animals eat their food kills me !
I love when my best friends don't like the same people I don't like . ☺ Makes for fun conversation
Trying to hold back .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Bahahahahahahahahahaha we were so weird !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ \hillsburrito " stahhhppp "
I'm watching this movie by myself and I'm laughing just as hard as I would be if I was with people
When _TWITTER-ENTITY_ yells out it's hump day in the middle of class > & gt ;
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ remember when Kierstyn didn't know how to pick up her head ?
my dad could tell Abby was over just because of her laughing in the background on the phone
\Loves not evil hannah , just oomf is evil . " -Wise words of Brittany "
Hahahahaha my dad dancing to Gonna Make You Sweat & gt ; & gt ; & gt ; #dying
idk why but vine is making me laugh so hard tonight
\Screw Chemistry . Lets eat some popcorn and lay in the grass . " _TWITTER-ENTITY_ "
My rooms stilled not cleaned and I've been trying to clean it since like 2
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Ha ! Did he at least trim the manscape !??!
Who wants to hangout ... The thirst is real
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ ehh , I have It recorded . ✋
Just found out I'm going to PG's homecoming I have 24 hours to think about what I'm wearing , yay !
Hahahah it's not like you learned anything anywhere else
the snapchat _TWITTER-ENTITY_ just sent me & gt ; & gt ; & gt ; #Funnyaf
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Almost died
I'm gonna save all my texts and look back when I'm older to see how fucked up I was
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahaha omg I just LOLed
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ OMG we both tweeted about it at the same time
These _TWITTER-ENTITY_ photos are killing me right now . Hahahah
And I thought I was a pussy ...
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I cannot deal with you
My favorite things in the world are vines of celebrities not eating their cereal hahahahahahahah
He would be gay✌
\Everyone's running around like chickens with their legs cut off " #shitsisays #DuckDynasty "
.. and he said hat's what I like to hear " "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ and thank you for the information , I would've never seen that
Anytime I see a craftmatic I think of that 2chainz line lmfao is they weird ?!?
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ lol true just be nice it's not that hard loserrr ... #losetheattitude
The one who cheats WITH you , cheats ON you ! #ThatsWhatYouGetBITCH
“ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ : You potheads are so cute with your  : 20 " . The rest of us just drink & amp ; do coke at whatever time we want . ” OMG lmao ❤️ "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ happens to the best of us ! But thanks for sharing so we could all laugh !!
2 broke girls #funny
I laugh when you say your not going to be like that girl , but end up being like her
I wish you'd make your mind up
\Complete to Greg Jennings , the former Viking " LOLOLOL "
Not being able to cheer for brewer at the moment . _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ 422 for me
“ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ : Honestly feel like most people either got a tv or phone for Christmas” and the most I got is a $50 visa gift card
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ my dad thinks hes tough
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ sorry we're not nasty frosh sluts
Guess you got me back after all hashtag club can't handle .
95 on my death and dying final ... So in pretty much a professional in the death area now
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ that's sounds fun .. #whatlightthroughyonderwindowbreaks #whatdoesthatmean
CAN PEOPLE STOP PUTTING UP VIDEOS OF THEIR WATER SPEAKERS .! WE GET IT .! YOU THINK YOUR A SUPERSTAR . Wait til Saturay✋ I'm gonna annoy all u
I love in the song shots the guy in the background is like \I'm so fucked uppppp ""
Just got _TWITTER-ENTITY_ all excited for no reason
This old last at the has station we just stopped at had a loaded gun in a holster lmao
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I don't think you would have wanted to see me Hahahaha
The only reason I'm sitting here watching with my brother is cuz of the hilarious ass commercials !!!
Sitting in my car in the parking lot just to hear the last chorus of Roar on the radio
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ that picture
The fact that I'm actually tired and wanna go to sleep before 3 or 4 am surprises me !
When old men try and take a picture with an iPhone , they hit the home button every time
Good night and good morning texts would be wonderful
Troy is a fucking fool .
Who wants to come over for nap time , my beds big enough .
Jj Hoover used to be hot as hell . what the fuck happened man ? he signed my cast in 5th grade
I seriously can't breath
Dyinggg _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_
The game ever have I ever " can really change your view on people "
One time Lindsay went to the library and came home the next morning because she fell asleep alone at the table all night
Tyree better suck that shit up before I put him back in the empty lot
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ pretty special of you to enjoy those smells
Guys are dumb as hell lmao you do know me & amp ; Kierstan are cousins why try & amp ; talk to both of us we do tell each other lmao
When _TWITTER-ENTITY_ drives us 2 crybaby bridge & amp ; almost hits a chicken _TWITTER-ENTITY_ says y did the chicken cross the road ? to get hit by Cailey
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I meant too put this , not
Got a long road trip ahead of us . Text me .
I need a glass of water cause I'm thirsty to get a #MCM
\girls are just as gross as guys .. we're just better at covering it up " "
Nap time ! I have a busy evening of laughing until i cramp later today !
Getting paid to chill with my grandma and listen to her Jew stories is probably the best job I could ever have
Most the people On my bus are jokes honestly
Uhh ... when was Nicki's AKA Nice Nipples Nic ?! I can't . I miss mixtape Nicki . She was so DOPE .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ clearly _TWITTER-ENTITY_ doesn't keep him satisfied if he's been trying to talk to other girls including _TWITTER-ENTITY_
Our cruise was so much fun
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I seriously die every time !
Dating isn't for everyone
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ she's a beat
My insurance policy doesn't cover PMS #10ThingsIHateAboutYou #LoveThisMovie
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ it was anon
I drive to shelbys and home EVERY day , sometimes twice a day .. and today , I got lost on my way home . what does that tell you ?
I need plans on Friday night
Kristen deserves a subtweeting award
Jackie is going to be he horse whisperer " "
Omg I'm so psycho because your bestfriends with the people who set me up to get jumped ✋
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you look so good with your eyes closed
Pretty much slept all day and I'm already in bed again
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ don't dish out insults if you can't take them .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ why do you have this
Only me and mason
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ lol that's true . This reply probably just made my whole night
Obsessed with both my backgrounds postin pics one sec
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ im working on it ! member that time in after school chorus when that kid made that face when he sang ......
I don't understand thing bikinis at all ... they're just awkward ! ✋
My dads favorite show is here comes honey boo boo
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you weren't suppose to tell anyone !
Why do me and _TWITTER-ENTITY_ have the funniest conversations ever ?
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ not at all . I left as soon as I got there
You know senioritis has kicked in when Fuller tells you you've done a better than usual job on your work .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I'm a funny kid
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ nice hashtag
Maybe I should wear glasses more often ?
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ sadface ! Last time doe ! Lmao #tirewentout
I am honestly dying over here
Dad why are we watching this ?
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ text me bby
Oh he added me on instagram , you can say were like best friends now
“ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ : i know im ugly but can some guy just take one for the team and love me” I'm dying
shags . #petname
. I have no clue ware my schedule is
I love Kristen Wiig
Dude no you're not ?
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ we are
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ do I have to get my dog mr. Rairie on you Angie ??
#100ThingsThatMakeMeHappy turkey _TWITTER-ENTITY_
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ which one dear ?!
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ light skin on the right
The maid of honor told the best man to stand for his speech ... \I don't want to ! You know what , this is MY speech , I'm SITTING ! " "
Hardcore Pawn is so funny
There's a cute kid in my driving class , he has nice lips _TWITTER-ENTITY_
\I hope you get into a car accident , and everybody lives but you . " _TWITTER-ENTITY_ "
I still can't even drink orange juice
I love my Roomie _TWITTER-ENTITY_
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahaha I'm pretty sure it doesn't want to be known that's why it's snowing all the way out here where life is nonexistent
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ tweets right now & gt ; & gt ;
Reading all of my fellow APhi's tweets about semi last night & gt ; & gt ; & gt ;
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ as long as you ask then of course
🅰 - I don't really know you that much but you used to be the biggest bitch to me ever
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ it's not
Elf is such a great movie lmao
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hey hey now .. Thats not true ! I turned in the first assignment the other day ! .... It just happened to be like 4 weeks late
Woah some pictures sure can be deceiving
My mom wants to marry me off to jack hahaha
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ funny how she was given that name specifically to have julez as a nickname #awkcity
I can't get over old people sub tweeting .
#IUPBITCHES be fucking the same the nigga and they all be friends
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ oh John seems like everyone talks to him there
I just made my dad stop to let me pee on the highway #didireallyjustdothat
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ if we are referring to South Park , I guess you could say I'm cheesin ' ☺
\If I don't have a New Years kiss I'm kissing one of you bitches " guess that friend "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I got ya a phone _TWITTER-ENTITY_ the black one .
I think I need to spend sometime with my good buddy JD again we had some good times Friday night
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ didn't post any blackmails today of me
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ me either ! Hah even during the school year I would stay up till 2 or 2:30 ! No sleep for me , ever .
I dont think ive ever laughed so hard in my life _TWITTER-ENTITY_ #peeing
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ you didn't accept his request
You should screw .. Again .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ lmao random thought , but remember the McDons days & amp ; the one time you came to work bawling bc your bf ran away then came thru DT
apparently _TWITTER-ENTITY_ cant hear when its hot outside
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I'm actually pretty outgoing most of the time
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ ohhhhhhh . I thought that was a reply to the you gon learn today
“ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ : I'm just going to fill my bathtub with cold water and put goggles on so I can swim . ” Dude genius !
Why did I let _TWITTER-ENTITY_ talk me into making a tinder
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ lol bye ! maddie outie . #weirdo
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I love you ☺️
Bachelorette dancing on the bar at wild goose you go girl !!!!
Every time I hang out with Krissy I feel like I'm gonna go to hell We're bad .
I just said the funniest thing ever
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ why are you blocked
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ this is me all day
I go to Emma's and don't even sit in the same room as her ..
Thought I gets honey boo boo's mom today _TWITTER-ENTITY_
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ lol Vine that shit !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ sorry can't!
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ tweet about something real
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I'm not gonna get many because no one has the balls like we do
alyssa is only one town away from you
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ haha shes over that know though . now shes crocheting me scarves all the time
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ my last tweet . I miss that
Mathew got twitter jail
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I definitely just tried this
\In the deepest , calmest hours of the night when you have naught but your own company , I hope my image fills you with bliss . " #Tumblr "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ let's be honest now ....... good luck
There's nothing wrong with a girl blushing . Means that they think you are cute , and are easier to figure out than most girls ..
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ HAHAHAHAHA . I just lol'd , I love you
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ whatever helps you sleep at night
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ TWINS !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ I'm surprised they even let you into a church camp
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I like kinda remember that . I remember some kinda drama but I don't know who or why or when or what it was about .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hah nice ! If only I had some hair so you could curl minejus ' kiddin ' you gotta say my hair would look nice curled though !!
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ don't even have a girlfriend
How could you give _TWITTER-ENTITY_ a detention ? She's perfect .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ like I don't think I'm going to cheer for either side . I can't .
Me and Jeannie are funny
when I get married , me n my bridesmaids are definitely choreographing a dance with a bunch of diff . dances in it that'd be so cute
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ it was so dumb and she was riffing freshmen the whole time when she was explaining
driving around today with _TWITTER-ENTITY_ & gt ; & gt ; & gt ;
If I'm close with you , I will call you ugly , and I will mean it .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ omg
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ no that's my mom cause she calls you fruity
\You don't know what true love is until you've wiped someone's butt . " - What To Expect When You're Expecting "
Fun fact about Dontay #lt
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ omg i love you right now thats so true
Fucking keep stalking my Instagram , Facebook and twitter guys . #perfffff
Chuckie is comin for you !!!! _TWITTER-ENTITY_
It's sad that I'm 22 years old & amp ; my dad makes me send him a pic of what I'm wearing to church to make sure I don't look like a \stripper " . "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ HAHA I LOVE YOU MORE❤ #Perfection
If you see me at the mills I'm sorry
#jokeoftheday all guys are assholes you jus that've to find the right asshole haha _TWITTER-ENTITY_
My mom just said \I'm a boss eyed bitch bitch bitch ! " "
The roast of Travis pastrana
this 2 year old is saying \Gotta get me some boats and hoes " "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahaha welcome to Europe !
Casually stalking _TWITTER-ENTITY_ ' s computer process .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I really like your coat !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ just kidding dawg
Just one of those things we're gonna laugh about for years _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ right
When people kick you from a session ! & lt ; & lt ; & lt ;
How could I say no to that ?? she either scammed me good or she will come find me one day and give me a flying potion .. #whatamitlknbout ?
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Nah I'm too busy sobbing over this game lol
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I think we all know who you're talking about !
The pictures I have from last night & gt ; & gt ; & gt ; classics ... Gonna be a good summer
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ ; whatever Kayla , your gorgeous !
That's absolutely the funniest thing I've heard , in my life .
Done cleaning for the night , I got a lot of shit done . Sometimes I think I should do it for a living
I been staying up and sleeping late , oomf should be proud ☺
Oh & amp ; then they say something like \I know I'm young , but I'm a MAN " . Bitch no the fuck you're not . Gtf "
Ross sounded & amp ; looked like such a creep ...
It's seriously my favorite show
the U reminds me of us at practice . _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ idk what they even are I don have the book
Me and _TWITTER-ENTITY_ are so confident in our selves it's unreal
when I actually get ready people always say \you look so pretty today ! " probably because I never care to get ready a majority of the time "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ lol that's hers too it's Hadley grace but we call her graycie and mom had to name him after chsnning Tatum
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ fires on everyone . #ctfu
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ omg ily
It's always the softest boys thinking they from Chicago
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ for what ???
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ commit ?! COMMIT WHAT ? ADULTERY ?!
I remember in middle school when like a whole bunch of guys dyed their hair bleach blonde
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ those may or may not have been john's darkest days .
I want to be a representative for livestrong
That's about the biggest joke I've ever heard ... #goodluck #yeahright
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I came in like a wrecking balllllll
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ idk who she is . Evening cna
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I'm like best friends with the workers there .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ haha yep
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ hop off my 33 Maegan
OMG neck is so sore
Hump day eve , I can't deal
Coneheads is on
I love coming to this body shop ... There's always shenanigans occurring every time
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ lol mine was on
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ mine hasnt broken down yet . Remember when you blew your trans princess ?
Now he says he should be dad of the year
Can't wait for _TWITTER-ENTITY_ and _TWITTER-ENTITY_ to shut up these gator fans #NoleTide
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ by one point
Literally sitting in my bathroom on the floor on twitter with the shower running ... it's been like 20 minutes
the psychic just told jess shes gonna kill her future baby
Ottawa & gt ; & gt ; & gt ; & gt ; & gt ;
If I go to Florida as white and chubby as I am currently I will most definitely look like a tourist .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ dude he looked SO upset so Danny & amp ; I were like what's wrong ! He just lifted his pants up to show us his bloody legs ... poor guy .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ we got that connection girl
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ why not ?
When the kings way kids find out who actually hacked the website ...
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ fuck off . Lebron is the king of it all . He has the biggest forehead of all . ( Receding hairline )
The snapchat video I've just received from _TWITTER-ENTITY_ & gt ; & gt ; & gt ; & gt ; & gt ;
\Did you touch his hair " "
\You know what ? It's happening . And if you don't like it , something's wrong with you . " - _TWITTER-ENTITY_ "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ his foot is like flying off
As long as we're both happy
Everyone is drunk & amp ; I'm laying in bed
I guess karma of screwing me over is the trashy bitch you ended up with .
Just saw a bumper sticker \It's only seems kinky the first time " with handcuffs and whips "
Some people of the stupidest twitter names . Like wtf .
Dude you need your name on that you know .. \Oh yeah I'm gonna put my digits on it too " "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ good lol Barod Jradic said I act hard
Jacob would rather hang out with my parents than me lolol
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ but really I'll miss you .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ lol omg
Hahahahahahhahaha night is made !
The best moment in my life was when that Asian girl told me I had a cake
1215 . You run of the mill hebitch . But on some real shit , you're one of my favorite people ever . Plus , we crack each other up daily .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ this made me laugh so hard
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahahaha , coach got so mad & amp ; I was dying .
Playing halo on a movie theater screen #cansomeonesayawesome
Why do you love HP so much ..
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ your lucky I love you
Whatever dude ...
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ if you go I wanna come with so I can see your pain face lmfao
I can hear my dad listening to call me maybe right now
As mad as I am I'm dying laughing at this
\How much does it cost to get a mcchicken off the dollar menu ? How many mcnuggets come in a ten piece ? " _TWITTER-ENTITY_ "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ every time I look at it I laugh
The episode of boy meets world where Eric and Jack dress as women to hide from a psycho . & gt ; & gt ; & gt ; & gt ; & gt ; & gt ;
I have to wake up early for move in , ad I was gonna say that I was gonna sleep so well tomorrow then I remembered I'll be in a dorm bed
To bad you don't know I exist
just creeped one of my gf's frens's page least I admit it
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ YAY for you lol I don good in stuff when I actually know about it first test I forgot about and had to wing it
Tylers so funny
So glad I'm away from all that drama
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I know man , I know
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ are you working today ? Because I was planning on eating panera I love it so I could be like \heyyyy girl " "
Well so much for waking up early and studying
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ whats good for tonight
Someone pissed off _TWITTER-ENTITY_ look out
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ why because you have no school ....? Or is work closed today ....
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ wuv u
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you love Larry #stopthat
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hotties are out at the mall today
\ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ : Let's all clean our own school . ""
You've been dating for what ? Two weeks now , and your saying you love him ..? Bahahahah .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ ive had onee
All these kids walking home
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ i say this everyday
SQUID HANDS SQUID HANDS _TWITTER-ENTITY_
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ with all the adderal retweets
I just seen more pics of me this weekend
IM SO EXCITED I CAN HARDLY CONTAIN MY EXCITEMENT
all these middle easterns jumped off the 911 planes and went to cities all over the country huh ?
my mom basically just called me a whore .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I will !! I'm so pumped to see what it's like ! If I hit the jack pot , me and you will go shopping LOL
That's ok , we'll talk later
Went from being funny to serious with Blake , #goodfriend #dontgothere
I love a strong man
Those snapchats I woke up to ! _TWITTER-ENTITY_
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I know ! Holy shit were so funny
When _TWITTER-ENTITY_ describes people that come and sit in her section that know me > & gt ; & gt ;
The bro bra ?? Hahaha what am I watching
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ we have lightning fast wireless , which is a plus considering it takes forever to get anywhere w/ our horse and buggies .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ lmfao hahahahaha but duddee I hate the British people or whatever nationality they are
300 tweets .. Really getting up there
Don't call me to try and find shit out about your other girl #Obsessed
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I'll text you in a few , don't worry .
Ill be Pusha and Axel can be Malice
First , Saturday night . Then , yesterday . My car should be totaled by now #needanewcar
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ no one wants to hit you up mr boo lovinnnn
Idk if I'm single or not
\If you don't use that fork I will stab you with it ! " -wise words from my mother "
Lol hey everyone , I fuck on the first date ! #ctfu #wow
Charles Barkley telling the Lebron haters off > & gt ; & gt ; & gt ; & gt ; & gt ;
Lol at my friends
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ good cause other wise you'd fall of duh
I can't look at a single picture of you without laughing #loser
I put BOTH of my boots on backwards
my jaw is really messed up and I can't go get it checked out until march
And most of you all won't even be watching the game . You'll be taking to your friends
literally the selfie has go to go ✋
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hopefully she doesn't trip over it like Jess did
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahaha Matt , if you ever had those ... I don't think we could be friends
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ white people problems . ☺
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ seriously dead
Poop is one of the most talked about things in my house ... why
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ lol , hate you
every time I hear Footloose , first thing I think of is Kevin
you're incredibly stupid
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ he's my main squeeze . when he wants to be .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ 11th grade has changed you so much ..
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ its funny u went to college and loans im sure and i make a LOT more than u on a diploma . Ahh , my satisfaction is complete
My High Didn't Even Have To Work
Thanks to Bethany for my quote and placement of my tattoo
Thanks for texting me back _TWITTER-ENTITY_
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I'm just rollin readin all these !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Kevin . Shut up . Lol and text me !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ girl you know me , tryin to make everyone happy And yes it finally is ! Moving in somewhat tomorrow !
The snap chat I just got come _TWITTER-ENTITY_
Me and cody are just too funny
Besides thinking of _TWITTER-ENTITY_ when I hear ROAR I think of _TWITTER-ENTITY_ too for other reasons _TWITTER-ENTITY_
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ they'd probably hate me
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ I know he's cool though .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ shut up , Jenna . We all know he doesn't
I swear my best friend and I go out to dinner atleast two or three times a week #holdup #LetsEatFirst _TWITTER-ENTITY_
lol I have a 19% in math
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ me either ! It's gonna be such a good time ! But the sad thing is .. You'll be darker then me when we leave
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Harrison can't spell okay leave him be
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ GENIUS RIGHT HERE EMME . ❤
I think it's strange that you think I'm funny cause .... I'm just trying to be rude hahahahaha
Lol remember when my crippled ass was running to the bus asking them to stop for me and all the driver did was wave and leave . Ya .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ my moms favorite song thoughevery time it comes on ( which is every 10 mins ) she like dances and sings but doesnt understand it
That last play tho & gt ; & gt ; & gt ; & gt ;
It's a 4 wheel drive
I just remembered I saw a girl taking selfies by the tree at ouc
nolan takes everything so seriously
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahaha im not stupid either but since collins a bitch ill take it
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ HAHAHA that's Hilarious ,
ill probably cuss out krista tonight at work
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ oh my . I do feel dumb now lol
Oh Hershel , you're funny tonight #TheWalkingDead
2 hours of saying how fricken pissed I was was enough
\Can I get a piece of your hair I want to make a clone of you and some other girls so I can fuck you guys whenever I want " oh okay "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I used to love messing with you .
Don't worry It's gonna happen
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Bahaha I thought I'd be nice and stop confusing everyone
The pictures Kelsey posts on my insta
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ saw this earlier !!
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ whyyyyyyy so many snaps of you getting pulled over ?
“ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ : Let's go back to yesterday . #greatday ” _TWITTER-ENTITY_ and all the black mail I now have of you !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ lmao ! faggot .
I know I'm #4
2 things you can count on in this world ... What were those again ? _TWITTER-ENTITY_
I cant go to send off with anyone I prob won't go
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ s tweets always make me laugh
Lol _TWITTER-ENTITY_ my past love life
Legit had to walk out of the room so I could scream without scaring the poor patient
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Hhaha sometimes I feel like such an idiot .... only me Cami . #thestruggle
This guy just offered me a YZ 125 2 stroke that needs a rebuild I have a 2010 YZ 125 4 stroke that runs perfect !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ i definitely have higher standards in men after the last one
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I have the biggest damn bruise on my leg
I'm actually having a blast babysitting
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I didn't make the status
I am cracking myself up !
Wish I could go one night without getting on Twitter
Cammy cant tweet so she went to bed
I think I'm becoming allergic to cats .. my future crazy cat lady status could take a hit if this is the case
You want a hillbilly killer , i'll give you a hillbilly killer .
Work is freezing . Clocked out early
I seriously know every line to this movie #MagicMike
Just watched a commercial that had a phone vibrating . Alex woke up out of a dead sleep and thought it was his . Dying .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ damn right depleting the value of my truck !!!!
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ sorry I'm not Mexican I think the 3rd one is leventarse , whatever that means . Hahaha !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ dead _TWITTER-ENTITY_
fire alarm goes off in the store but we refuse to leave till we are done shopping _TWITTER-ENTITY_
“ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ : If she's still there when the bullshit comes then keep her . ” If only some guys understood this
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ thank you so much for this
Hope my mom is ready to shit her pants .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ and through mutual hatred .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ but seriously I actually wanna do it
Ally is too funny I swear
I used to think Nev was gay
Hahahah Dad's such a recluse that he refused to leave the house to get a haircut so he did it himself and it looks terrible #LMAO
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I think it's pretty funny
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ we both would
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ they're fresh
my park job is literally terrible
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ haha so am I
This kid at my lunch table is a freak !!!!! #cc haha
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ which one sounds better
Omg I can't .
I'm so stoked for my game on Monday that most of my shit is packed in my bag already ⚽️
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ awh ishhh okeeyyy
Realizing you did the right thing cause he's already with the girl he told you he wasn't gonna be with #douchebag
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ how was lunch today ?
just got into like my third fight ever with _TWITTER-ENTITY_ . it was a very intense argument over who got to use the computer charger
Haha everyone says MySpace is lame but yet we all had one #takeaseat
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you're love you couldn't handle it
Wtf is going on in this Ant Farm !?
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ he saves many .
Snl in the 90's with Mike Meyers #hilarious
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ But I did .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ lol don't you remember me telling you that like 2 years ago ! You were like oh yeah I want my first car to be like 15000
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ only freshmen that can do 145 over 20 times
does anyone else notice Ives freak side come out at night ?
Whoever that was is an idiot
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Suuuure Landon
I love when people get my Brandon mixed up with Brandon Saum .
My mom was yelling at me so I burped in her face .
someone just tried to steal _TWITTER-ENTITY_ towel
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ at Katie's ... were you that dead ..?
Remember the can _TWITTER-ENTITY_
the drake jokes be funny , but leave drake aloneeeee ❤
Messaging people on Facebook is so awkward ... Like who's gonna ask for who's number first ?!?! #TheStruggle
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ wait till your in highschool for a year and then you'll be a bitch .... Oh wait . BYE .
People with butt-chins make me so happy . Because they make me laugh so hardBecause they are so funny
You say that about every girl you date . Lolol
woody is on the path to the heavens and you team douchbags are on the path down to the .. Wait I hope she don't have a path leading there .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ dang it
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I didn't do it .. How embarrassing
I'm a pretty funny dude .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ He also gets how dumb and ugly Miley Cyrus is !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ where is that gem and when is this happening ?! I'll bring the popcorn
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahahaha what are you talking about
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ ik you're happy I won't ruin your moment .. I'll let your team go that
Might need to actually talk to you first
This phone call
My grandma : \One of these days I'm gonna race someone down the hallway . " #GhettoGrandmaEsther "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ thanks sow
Twitter can't help you
Now I know why I act so crazy during football games ! My daddy screams at the tv just like I do ! Hahaha
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ never sleeping in tube tops again !! Especially if we're drunk
Me : am I embarrassing if I go down to the gas station like this ? Layla : NOOOO you're in freakin pajamas #BumLife
I am laughing probably more than I should be at this muppet commercial
Why didnt i see that coming ?
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ the car ride up to the beach is already going to be crazy ... I can already tell
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ yes we do
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ lol that's why you won't meet me pussy
If I were to comment on that I would get bitched out reeeeaalll bad .
Damn I just feel like dr Phil tonight
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ Does your choir teacher have deer heads in that class . Because I would get an A for my interpretive dance .
And I actually thought you were different oh wow maybe I really am stupid lolz
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Ily Even though we weren't varsity football buddies this year
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ can Milo run faster since she has extra toes
I don't listen to One Direction , but Zayn ... When you're ready come & amp ; get it
I went to type ' #DoubleTrouble ' & amp ; ' #DoublePenetration ' was suggested oh lord _TWITTER-ENTITY_
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ why thank you , thank you very much !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I literally just fell asleep in the car .. We could woke up dead hahahah
That's funny .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ if I get pregnant anytime soon I'm naming it Dwayne
Hahaha the time Nicole got a piece of apple stuck up her nose
\Yeah you heard me sugar tits , just make sure you wear something tight " "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I don't understand why she was being so mean #damnnn
10 bucks there is someone else in the picture shoulda just told me you didn't wanna be with me
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ oh fuck no I tuck my feet in the covers very well just to be on the save side
My mom just told me she'd slap me if I said that to her again
Oh my gosh
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ eat very fast !!
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ lmfao . He can't figure it out for himself ?
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ especially when I tried to pick that one up and it like flew out of my hand . They were so nasty feeling
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ they were not !
People were freaking out in Spanish today cause I taught them to speak Japanese . #toofreakingfunny
Me : Glad you made it safe , did you get flipped off as well ? Maddie : Yeah going into Stillwater , it was the Okie 500 .. _TWITTER-ENTITY_
Patrick's youtube videos > & gt ; & gt ; & gt ; & gt ; & gt ; & gt ; I am dying
I just lold at that tweet
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ thirsty much
Wonder where you got that .
Wow the stairs in the SC kill me , like I get to my class and I can't breath
I feel like I've changed a lot since graduation
LOL at the Champion Ford commercial , they had a dodge truck in it
It's too late for this
The funny thing is I was a state finalist for miss teen Wisconsin but instead of going to the competition I went to Rock USA and drank
Who busted their ass on the sidewalk at school ? I did !
The only thing you could shoot is a Kleenex
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ bro I saw Mallozi and squeegee at the mall and they got their nipple pierced
I remember in Middle school when Blake threw up on the bus it was all over the window
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ ahahaha dying from your profile picture
I just think it's hilarious how you want to kill me !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ Hey ! We are a bundle of fun
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahahaha that's what I just did omg
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ STOP !!! it was a compliment ! Something that doesn't happen often ... Obviously . Eh em
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ lol ok everyone can invite one white person
Lolol Hannah McCoy blocked me on instagram
Lol I love Elisabeth and John .
Your such a two faced bitchhhhh simmer down
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ omg you always have the worst pictures of me
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ best tweet I have seen all day
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Lindsay Slothan .
Hahahahahha so fuck up
my professor with his weird crazy accent just sounded like rob schneider in big daddy saying hip-pop-o-tamus
You guys i just found the picture of shmitler with the batman drawing
Who remembers the beep tests in PE at meadowlawn !? And if we called it \gym " , we'd get in trouble "
I wish I still had my play station 2 , I wanna play midnight club right now
I just watched Claire's snap chat story and I'm weak af
I can't handle my Avi
That fat bitch would kick me out
It's not just coloring it's \like painting a picture of your death and you get to choose the colors " - _TWITTER-ENTITY_ "
Curse the creator of CANDY CRUSH , cause I have a serious addiction ! #SorryNotSorry
Finally got myself a funnel .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ going four wheeling this Saturday !
I can't help but laugh at _TWITTER-ENTITY_ iloveyou girl !
Stephens so drunk right now
during the summer , the sun turns the hair on my arms so blonde they're almost white
Freaking done with life
The Vmas Is like the Bet Awards for white people lmfao !! #VMAs2013 #MTVVAMs
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahahha I got it
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ stop I hope you get thrown up on
I feel like I get more of a workout the guys do cause I be doing them twerk push ups _TWITTER-ENTITY_ taught me well .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ we stay turnt .
How does he compare you two ?
Making people wait 15 minutes for you to answer the door
Okay so tell me why these 30+ guys I work with are listening to Rick Ross
Lacey tells me the funniest things to say
no lie she is probably the funniest person I know
Me and Kaite have so much fun
The whole entire day with Ted about the gov here's no speed limit , you don't have to stop , go through the light " he needs help . "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you know you wanted to hear that !
I swear me and _TWITTER-ENTITY_ tell each other everything literally
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ we can go poke some freshmeat with it tomorrow
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ but really though
Call 1-866-602-4806 before 1am tonight to vote for Taylor off Americas got talent .
\He's so cute . Next to babies .... it's him " - _TWITTER-ENTITY_ "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Haha , four lokos will do that to you .
Storytime with Karl Childers has got to be my new favorite thing ever
Quite the interesting night here at _TWITTER-ENTITY_ house
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you noticed , too ?
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I'm dying
lol , everyone .
I just fell running up my dads hill #StupidRain
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ OMG no that was terrible went a little to hard there Jake !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ oh my god so we both have dated gingers i'm not the only one
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahah NO WAY
You've done so much with your life
Today I was called a whore because I don't have a boyfriend
“ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ : It's funny you favorited that ... Because it was about you” THIS IS HOW I FEEL RN
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ and eat it in my room with the door locked ?
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ miss you too
on that note I'm going to happy #bipolar
Me and Rachel playing mfk right now
me & amp ; kylie are having so much fun & amp ; she's literally been here for 4 hours
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ holy shit
In school I'm quiet & amp ; shy buuut outside of school you literally can't get me to shut up
Lord my windshield is DARK ! please Jesus don't let me get pulled over !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ for your senior awards I wouldn't be surprised if you were voted : Most Likely To Be A Prostitute by Phone
69 : i think i can lift more than you .. jk .. Your huge .. But im looking for a rematch from the summer
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I think I know who you talking about ?
weet a little picture of me singing this " _TWITTER-ENTITY_ sleep talking "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I never thought of that either
Those Snapchat videos that was sent out lastnight #yikeessss
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ oh man girl friend . I was so wasted yeaterday sorry I think I told you to come over !
So is it okay that my bffs kiss each other ?
The seal that wriggles across the screen gets me every time
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahahaha it is who you're thinking about ! And riiiight ?! Like what even ? I'd say he did some major downgrading after us !
thought my garage door was shut and walked out there to get a drink completely naked , and well ... it definitely wasn't closed #dumbprobz
Great I need a new fucking phone AGAIN . Shit officially wont charge & amp ; it's completely cracked . Thanks , Guess it's good it's in your name
Drake isn't a rapper , Drake is an emotion . \How are you today ? " " I'm feeling kinda Drake " "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ your best friend did her hair all pretty for you today #justsayin
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ sweet dreams !!!!!!
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ okay dennnn
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you favoriting that made me laugh so hard hahaha
Bahahahahahahaha never mind that just changed my mood right away
My mom just cooked for me and Rachael and got sad when I said she was gone
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ me too !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ On the plus side of it at least you have someone to go with at all . Even if it is your brother !
The little boy I nanny breast feeds , so everytime he gets hungry he goes for my boobs .. Sorry buddy there's no milk in these
Crack myself up !
The fact that I went and stole _TWITTER-ENTITY_ to get a sweet tea , stay at my house & amp ; were sneaking her back in in the AM is killing me . #Weak
Our conversations during track > & gt ; & gt ; & gt ;
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ have fun
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ dropped it walking into my house
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ live under a rock or something
When old people put on their glasses to text
You can Krispy Kreme all over my donuts ✋
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I have that effect on people .... LOL .
I will never forget that
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I'm obsessed oh well
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you should be thinkin caravan Thursday for my burrfday .
Apparently from what I've read , you're not supposed to see Wolf of Wall Street with your family
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ were you with me when we passed Lexi ?
You really thought we was done ??
My family is so bad about cokes ... That mom has to keep them in the car
Just letting Brandon rap to me
Just went on every single bus trying to find the one I was supposed to be on , it was the very last one lulz
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ me 24/7
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Herman ?
The last time I was in Norman _TWITTER-ENTITY_ was trying to convince me open container was legal . . ➕
So many of you UT ans " have no idea how much Mack Brown has actually done for the program the past 16 years #smh "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ haha I just hate people
Gavin , I'm dying right now omg
I wish I was in love ... ✌
I am dieing at white chicks right now
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ lol but really tho , he should've won .
Lol is that the guy from the jersey shore ?
The little ceasar's moon commercial gets me every time #pizzzzzatimmmmme
Dead silent in the library and then we have the kid ordering the most complicated sandwich for library delivery from Jimmy johns
You don't even know
I bought 5 new pairs of socks today , when my mom just bought me a huge pack the other day #IHaveAProblem
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I'm trying !!! I need a sugar daddy !!!
I'm sorry but Lauren Wayne or whatever is just gross . And for a guy that looks good to talk to her just makes me sad
My mom made a whole thanksgiving dinner for tonight
Getting my kids ready for school ... I feel like such a mom
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ OH MY GOD EW EW EW EW EW
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ At least you admit it
That picture nick took was cute
STOPP . ✋
Me and _TWITTER-ENTITY_ faced our death at a stoplight last night
Right now me and _TWITTER-ENTITY_ are fighting over the cheetah girls
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ \or a taco ""
Lmao just had a 20 minute conversation with my boy Deonta in Target good to see my man back from college
DO NOT MISS THIS _TWITTER-ENTITY_
Justin is showing the girls how to sew
Taylor is getting me all emotional tonight that bitch
Parenting with _TWITTER-ENTITY_ & gt ; & gt ; & gt ; & gt ;
oomf shouldn't be saying that
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ thank you
Can wait to be with _TWITTER-ENTITY_ on Thursday ! Even though I have to babysit too , I shall come over at like 11 at night again with aroogas
Who am I kidding I'm a pro at this
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I'm mean really I see it so much on twitter
Guys , it's almost summer & amp ; we're talking about Christmas ?!
Hahahaha what malia told me today
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ Maggie will teach u she's a pro
I don't have a Vine but I do enjoy watching other people's Vines
Everytime I hear  . 99 lunch special at Applebee's " on television I'm just like thank god I left that shit in the dust "
Me and my dad are discussing all possible scenarios for the last 10 seconds
Dad singing Eninem : \My name is , ahh my name is , ahh my name is ,.... Ken Shady ! " "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you don't have friends , so asking won't get you anywhere
This weekend can't come soon enough ... CANT WAIT TO SEE _TWITTER-ENTITY_ and Dora the explore all over bloomington-normal
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I knew you were a dude all along ! It all makes sense now !
The Chosen One !!!! He's here to cause havoc !!!
Thanks _TWITTER-ENTITY_ for that lovely snapchat video
Allie and Nikki need to text each other
if me and _TWITTER-ENTITY_ vined everything we did & gt ; & gt ;
If anyone saw me and _TWITTER-ENTITY_ snap chat vids ...
\If you're hot then I don't care if you like mashed potatoes " oh Kewin "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ that's beyond perfect . we're either plotting the ultimate revenge against someone or ready to strangle one another
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ yeah you're funny .
My dad got a twitter tho
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I'm already here ! Laying alone in my hotel room watching curious George ....
When my sister complains about school and I'm like Ohhh I'm done already
This is the sorest my arms has ever been . #ouch #gettingstrongdoe
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I'm so sorry .
There a god damn cougar in the car
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ that seriously just made my life #igotsomewheretobe
when people tweet that they are in twitter jail
I've never heard my dad more excited
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ no , I just find it humorous !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ go's to show your horrid sense of humor
S/O to _TWITTER-ENTITY_ for teaching me quite a few things and being the chilliest girl I know and a great hooper
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I mean u had 2 add , mix and bake U so funny !
Josh singing ignition at tjs #perf
8th grade Georgia Studies 6th period dream team _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ ☺ I miss you
seriously loling right now _TWITTER-ENTITY_
She caught that subtweet too quick
That one day in Butterfields class when Candice's phone kept meowing #Throwback _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ is going on your again ! Can't stop , won't stop them .
One of those nights Used to be my fucking song
Honestly can't remember the last time I actually got dressed and looked decent for class
Wtf was Jay Electronic thinking getting on control ??
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I know like I wanna know why I still have them
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ your horrible and i love it and im about to wake the beast so get ready for her bitchin'!
Me & amp ; _TWITTER-ENTITY_ convo about Luke Bryan & gt ; & gt ; & gt ; & gt ; #dying
\I buy you a fat rock , I ain't get a damn thing ! I'm still waiting for a thank you card . " "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ lmao I'm free , just under supervision
He said there was a study of it someone actually funded a study to find out why 70% of lesbians are fat
Bubs is way to excited right now #DaBears
no such thing as oo high ""
\ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ : The fact that Rusty has behavior issues and needs counseling " isn't rusty your dog ?  "
This is why i don't answer these questions on twitter
Probably gonna gain 5 pounds from dinner and weight 210
Might have better bars then _TWITTER-ENTITY_
Lmao amazing girlfriend in that last one
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ maybe we'll have the same form hahaha☺️☺️
the regular show is on netflix
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ HAHA she used to think the boys got assigned girls by their coach
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ knew you'd love this Alicia
\If we aren't gonna go sleigh riding then can I at least put my clothes back on ? " "
It's official : my dad loves my boyfriend more than me . He said he was the son be never had ... I'm 3rd wheeling dinner . #cool
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ LOLZ when I read this I died
Can't wait to die laughing at pitch perfect with _TWITTER-ENTITY_ ❤
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ bc I didn't want to be alone unless Kaela is riding it too and I need to give you your present
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ HAHA seriously ill never forget
I think I can add another person from HC that doesn't like me to the list : +1
Tyler has become my Bestfriend forreal
Uhh , why is _TWITTER-ENTITY_ topless in my room
Logan just asked what people from the United Kingdom look like
I have been home for a week and I'm already working ... In the fine words of Lenny I am a #hustler _TWITTER-ENTITY_
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hoping my book will also be on the shelves there soon !
Congrats Cincinnati on not making it past the first round again !
The scores 3-0 like everyone calm down
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ does this have to do with who I'm thinking of ?!?!
My life is ruined
Asking me if I'm mad after you blow me off ... What's the point ?? #sillyboy
Yes ! Powers back on .
God damn that's so weird !!!!
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you're delusional please stop . You're just pissy cause I called you a you know what
well this is awkward
All these high schoolers tweeting \yolo " to how drunk they were last night #yadumb "
I hate awkward moments
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Where's our award ? I think we qualify for est rappers of the year " . "
Wow I got no questions
So who's calling me on my way back to school ? My last caller bailed
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I love you
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ trying to make fun of my healthy eating
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ this is awful . And he can't spell
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I have a shopping problem lol doesn't matter how much it all ends up gone
lmao just got reminded of when I beat up William funk in elementary school during kick ball
watching the rap videos from last night
Time since Ohio State last lost a football game : 14 hours
Golly gee I crack myself up
Brennons the only person who hangs with me
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ let me drive his car tonight #daymade
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ name him Bon queef queef
You are about as fake as they come
we're in college & amp ; it's still awkward for an adult to talk to us about putting on condoms on ... like MFs ain't done it before
“ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ : My boyfriend isn't allowed to to go outside , i already brightened your Day !! The fuck You Need The Sun Light For ? ”
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Hahahaha I just tried it out loud ... I sound so dumb
Why did they light a . Ouch on fire
Everytime I'm In School I Think Of My Options
#MiddleSchoolMemories being tight with the older bikers
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ only because you spent more time on twitter than any other social media this weekend ... Swear . #justwanttofitin
Ryan called me \Hey are we friends ? " Then " Can we go get McDonalds " "
Lol my life is full of awkward moments sorry cole I thought you were someone else ....
excited for tm night _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ & amp ; spencer's cuzin ' lolol .
when squints fakes drowning & gt ;
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ can we not ... Orrrr
even though i feel so little in it lol .
My dreams last night
I talk to my food like I talk to my hoes
I just straightened Givin's hair
Is tajon really quoting white chicks ?
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I don't know about all that toe suckin . a massage would be nice though .
Shelby's dancing < & lt ; & lt ; ✋
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahaha I can not stop laughing
3- OUR SNAPCHAT CONVOS omg they're the best ! but you're really pretty & amp ; really sweet ! Omg I wish we lived closer lol
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ with the foot long twizzlers #clutch
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ and I have sat here all hour have done absolutely nothing , and we wonder why we have no idea what's going on ! LOL
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ and I talking right now & gt ; & gt ; & gt ; & gt ; & gt ;
Why did I just get clicked on ?!?!?!
Can't deal when SNL characters can't keep their composure
Swear to god if this bitch say one more thing to me
I remember when everyone was wanting the colts to get RG3 , and saying luck would suck ... .... ..... yeah .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ just got pulled over for not using her turn signal in a turning lane ...
If you point out the small things u like about me , I'll prob wanna marry you ! ☺
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ haha it was just a little bit funny . Not that funny
Fake as fuck . Talk you shot then be besties
Can we go swim
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ OMFG JORDAN THAT PICTURE YOU RETWEETED
Just fuck today
My friends mom literally looked me in the face today , and was like , \Amber , you don't have feelings . " We all died . Like , even she knows . "
im still laughing at this picture of nicole
Kim just uninvited Seth to her funeral !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ is salty because I won't take him to the beach
Hahahahahaha _TWITTER-ENTITY_ is fucking hilarious right now
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ lmfao ! I meant like my head or my leg or back lol or arm
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I'm dying
I hope Coach D knows he's gonna have to deal with me til senior year .. ☺
i just wanna take all my clothes off and go to a tailgate
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahaha I can't wait to find some more to put it on
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ so true !!! lol all the townies come out !!!
Sorry for the mass snapchats
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ ohhhhhhh .
- _TWITTER-ENTITY_ \He has a huge tushy it's really nice " - _TWITTER-ENTITY_ " That things firm " #dying "
Grown Ups 2 > & gt ; & gt ; & gt ; #Hilarious
Every song tht comes on I type to Sereen about someone #sofunny _TWITTER-ENTITY_
I mean that tweet could of been for him but I'll never admit that .
Glad auburn won .. at least some eagles won today #DomeisHome
Cam tagged the wrong person .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you wish
My name is so weird
My 12 year old brother and friends asking for girl advice . . Hey bro if I knew I'd tell u .
Had so much fun with my favorite _TWITTER-ENTITY_ at the mall and seeing _TWITTER-ENTITY_ ❤️ ilyy
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Nick Swardson Their A Raft In There ?! BOOM ! The raft shoots out at him
The videos _TWITTER-ENTITY_ snapchats me of her little sister crack me up
there's so many moments in life where i just had the \jesus , jesus " video ready to play _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ "
What was my life before Vine ?
HUGE S/O TO _TWITTER-ENTITY_ FOR MAKING MY NIGHT BY THINKING WE HAD A KRYSTAL'S IN DBURG
I love Adam Sandler
Watching the 40 year old virgin
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ So glad you're gettin to experience the twerk team first hand . Good to know they're making their rounds in SWMO
CAMI IS POSSIBLY MY FAVORITE FRESHMAN EVER
“ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ : I'm glad Zoe has more powers bc that venus fly trap of a vagina wasn't going to fly as her only power #AHS ”
Madi is gonna hate me .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ lmfao it's only been like 2 weeks
S/O to the mom in front of me with bright purple hair Your two year olds blue and purple bangs are pretty dope too
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ DANG .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ fuck no !
Best Week Ever
To the phrase \put your back into it " my dad replies " My back has been on vacation longer than you've been alive . " "
People that think they're the shit at the gym
EVERYBODY SHUT THE FUCK UP . FAMILY GUY IS ON ! Lol . ❤❤❤❤❤❤
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ lanie's tweets right now & gt ; hahahah
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ haha I know it's such a distraction but so funny at the sane time
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ lol woww i completely forgot about that
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ well , it doesn't make sense .. I mean look at you .. Make a nigga punch a baby .
I guess you can saw there was a gas leak due to excessive people twerking to \Gas Pedal " No ? Anyone ? Okay .... "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I'll give ya something to lick . Lmao
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ wtf am I lying about
You're seriously so dumb✋
Oh trust me , I don't .
Best history class
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ yes what a prime time
I love when Jack texts me
All i know is already agreed wirh _TWITTER-ENTITY_ shes coming to prom wirh me next year .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ he seriously cracks me up
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ I'm so jealous
For some reason I thought 3 numbers before 66 , was 65
I was literally going 30 mph and Jaryd freaked out telling me to go slow . Lmfao he's just adjusting so well
If I defended my exes , I'd probably get fussed at . But I don't say anything when you defend yours .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ how I was I suppose to know you wanted one ?
nooo my dad is on this computer and just keeps falling asleep & amp ; snoring
\It's like she's living a double life " " Well that's two more than we thought she had " "
Sorry about that , love . _TWITTER-ENTITY_
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ everyone should cause hot Cheetos are the shit
Why did _TWITTER-ENTITY_ snapchat me a picture of my house ...?
And that's not to say his girl friends can't visit . I know the difference between a friend and a slut . It's all in the eyes
“ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ : Whenever you're feeling bad about yourself , just remember that someone sucked a tampon for attention . #NeverForget ”
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ it's even worse when you work there .
Lol it doesn't even get that cold in Arizona
Definitely didn't think Hannah would ask him that .. Cool .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ who else you say this shit ?
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ that was a song that only we knew though . The guys were just sitting there like and we were singing .
The kids at Juanita are too soft
Yup I just used the men's room and didn't even notice til I was washing my hands and looked around and saw urinals #onlyme
My poor face is burnt .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ it's hilarious !
Please tell me why I have everyone chasing me around the house just bc I ate come cookie dough off the pan
So mr. shannon just called me asking where I was
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ nope I was narrating your walk with the song same love❤
You have the body of a 12 year old boy
The first Debbie Downer skit on snl with Lindsay Lohan is actually one of the funniest thing I've ever seen in my life .
You're a faggot
one of our boys just hit a fly ball and carried his bat with him halfway to first because he was so anxious to get there
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ with more reason , tongue piercing it is
My butt is officially bruised ... _TWITTER-ENTITY_ #wipeout
My parents : Is Kelby coming over ? I haven't seen him in a day ! Is everything alright ? We miss him . #Lol _TWITTER-ENTITY_
\she has a cute nose and her teeth are pretty but her heads shaped weird " OMG STOP _TWITTER-ENTITY_ I LOVE YOU . "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ please , and block me while you're at it
So im printing out my tickets and it stops after the second one .
Glenn is worried about having a wife during the apocalypse #iseeyou
Can oomf just DM me already cause I'm too scared
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ haha ikik i tried
just slid past my driveway
Me and _TWITTER-ENTITY_ right now dyingggg
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ lifting kids is my new job
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ last time I lost mine . it ended up in Jared's yard .
Funniest English class yet with the goobbbb _TWITTER-ENTITY_
when one freshman always favorites your tweets about freshman & gt ; & gt ; _TWITTER-ENTITY_
\Dragon fruit ... Is that a real fruit or is that just Bacardi ? " _TWITTER-ENTITY_ "
I think it's funny because I've been there before .
#InMiddleSchool I wore WAAAYYY too much makeup
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahahaha
Keith really wrote me a song
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I miss you too !!
Who gets married in Vegas ?
Spongebob is still funny I don't care what you say
I be getting nuggets where da fuck you be _TWITTER-ENTITY_
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ i got you
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ funny funny .
Haha this kid told me my lotion smells so good it smells that I bathed in Kim kardashians bathtub hahaha . Weirdo .
literally the most difficult thing I've ever done
My mom and I rock out so hard to dreaming by smallpools and royals by lorde
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ girl sweerve . Go eat some pudding or something
If you ever need a new twitter username ask me and _TWITTER-ENTITY_ we got some good ones
all I can do is laugh at you anymore !!!
The amount of blackmail Jordan has on me is getting . A tad ridiculous . Chelsea , control ya hoe
Well I guess it's normal for me to think about my boyfriend every once in a while
I could kill _TWITTER-ENTITY_ right now so embarrassed she would do this .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ fuck both our jobs
Belleville has all the fine girls !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ why is this so funny to me ?
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I swear . That made my day you bastard
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I remember you saying that when we first met lol . Like do I come off as old ?!
That's just a good play call by the bengals there , and an even better throw by Dalton
My dog lays on my feet
It's Friday night and me and Sarah are laying on the couch watching tv . #lame
When me & amp ; Peyton get the giggles at a silent baseball game > & gt ;
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ how does that even happen
Bonney Lake had so much potential lastnight
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ oh my god I hate you
There is always a Silver Lining in People Canceling on you ... Recounting I had more asses than seats , All is NOW right in the world
Hahahahaha now ECU fans getting so much hate ... I love it
Love when my friends go out and I get stuck with their drunk calls #retards
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hey that was all you I was just tagging along
My doctor and I are like brothers
Ooohhh Chi Chi .. #friends
How was your day ?
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ studies have shown your brain isn't developed enough for this drug until the age of 21
Elijah had the life guard save him he almost drowned .. Shit was hilarious
The drunk phone call I got from _TWITTER-ENTITY_ at 2 am last night though ..
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ so did I I was like WUT
Hahaha _TWITTER-ENTITY_ singing along to every song in the Cheetah girls movie
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ OMG I found your note on the chalk bored today ! It was so cute
Since I don't have any iTunes money to buy the song ill just listen to the previews
Someone's dog pooped in my front yard and my uncle said when he finds out who let their dog do it he's arresting them because it's illegal
Have you ever seen the music video to drunk ? _TWITTER-ENTITY_
You'll never catch on .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ You know you want it
Snap chat cracks me up
I swear _TWITTER-ENTITY_ is drunk , he's making no sense
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ I pay you by buying you things and taking you places
My brother > & gt ; & gt ; & gt ; yours #hilarious
Just learned my dad asked my ask to marry her over Chinese food with out a ring
I really do crack myself up
Third person to ask if Taylor and Jack are my kids #NannyProbz
\WHAT UP CHIEF-ARONI ? " The stuff you hear at an old person hospital & gt ; "
Caught Kell's blunt he threw out & amp ; he on that exotic
Sitting here watching Grease and singing every word . My life > & gt ; & gt ; ❤️ _TWITTER-ENTITY_
Not playing tommorow
Hell yeah , now there's an _TWITTER-ENTITY_
McKenna and Amber are going to hate me after they see what I got us to take pictures with
NEW EPISODES OF SUNNY ON NETFLIX IM SO HAPPY I MIGHT DIE ☀️☀️
These \why I'm single " tweets kill me "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ lolllllllll is it Victoria secret ?! Bc they do wonders
\What is she ? Egypt ? Because she is in DENIAL . " #tinafey "
Almost killed a bunny driving . Almost got pulled over . Almost hit a dog . Someone almost hit me . Good cruise , goooood cruise
My dad just really asked how to spell Blackhawk .....
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ she probably says the same about you
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ nips and teeth . #musthaves #trunons
Do I feel some type away over a basket ball ..? NO BITCH . I can go home & amp ; have two of my own #NiceTryDoe
Could go for a trip to fair haven and the whore store soon even though I just went Friday
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ he's typically right
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ gets invited to go to a guys house but chooses to hang out with us _TWITTER-ENTITY_ da fuck wrong with her
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ this is a hall way , that's a locker , this is a door , that's the shitter
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ aww , poor them . How will life ever go on again for them ?
But in reality I don't want you at all✌ See Ya Bish
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ sorry ..
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ actually am dictionary
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ did you guys get kicked out ?!
KayBe killed it .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ \Just Do It , she wants it " "
Facebook constantly is reminding me that people uglier than me are getting engaged ...
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ there was supposed to be an N in there ...
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ the school did that to me too !! my mom wouldn't believe me when I said I was there
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Ahahahahahaa YES !
#ResponsesToILoveYou I can't hear you , im at the club the music to loud
I'm probably the only person who hasn't updated to iOS 7 yet ..
I've been so mischievous lately
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ its 2 pages full man
The snapshot I just received from _TWITTER-ENTITY_
Why do I always say ' hahahaha , that was funny ' to Nicole when it's not even funny
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Hahahaha definitely !! miss 5th hour judgments .
Guy just ripped his pants dancing
Here's a nice cup of \shut the hell up " cause you look pretty thirsty "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ it's the 17th
Breno , look at the clock . Yes , it's almost 12:30 AM and you have school tomorrow !!! Today , actually ...
“ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ : My snapchat game is amazing ” you're not kidding ig knows you in so many ways now . Hahaha
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ google ... And I'm not being mean , its just funny
When brittney falls out of the chair , my the bonfire from laughing so much . & gt ;
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ welcome // I know you're 12 , don't hide it
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ sooooo happy for you !!!!
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ tell me why I can see you doing this
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ it's okay no one is texting me either
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ all it is is copying vocab word out of the book nothing big
crying and cumin , tears from the tip of my penis #omg
Eric is blacked out
Hahaha the text _TWITTER-ENTITY_ just sent me & gt ; & gt ; #ScreenShotted
My dad just tried curling his hair and almost burnt the top of his head
It's ok we can't win every game in Dallas
My mom is completely struggling trying to get her Chapstick from underneath the couch
“ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ : I write my girlfriend's phone numbers on the rear view mirror . I know my wife would never think to look there . ”
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ True true and you fell asleep during the scary one and left me alone
bad grandpa was the funniest movie ever omg
I wonder how many people are going to get stuck in my field today
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ says the girl who has blue eyes and light blonde hair
I walked in my house and my dad was like \how bout them eagles " "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ yeah this stuff is too outrageous for them to make up .. did you see the one bout the overweight whore house shut down in Tokyo ?
So we have our drunk asses taking Poffs hcc math test because he forgot it was due at midnight _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_
#channel4 is trending for all the wrong reasons
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ haha that is our lives !!
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ lol I looked at this tweet for like 10 minutes thinking it was Mac .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ really just favorited all my twitter pictures
I have the most pathetic dreams . I had a dream that I had all 4 & amp ; 5 weight classes . Like who dreams about that
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I will , if I make it back !!
We get it , you're a badass .
When my best hayden try's to persuade me to work for him tonight ... #heAlwaysguilttripsme #yeahheismybestfriend
Maybe in 2014 every teenage girl won't get pregnant . Jk . Happens every year .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I get this a lot thank you !
my dog likes to chase flys around the house
If you only knew ! #stopbitch
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ wow I'm an idiot ... Now I feel stupid
I wonder would it be wrong for me to ask oomf this question .. I want to soooooo bad !! Lmao
Tomlin is pretty sneaky lmao
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ give him your number
Just ate everything I packed for lunch and I'm still starving
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ you may not wanna know ... Promise I'm not a freak
Lindsey had to watch the food channel , so she knows how to make Mac and cheese
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ lmfao 98% of the people last night looked like they were attacked by bears #proudnotoneofthem #ABSTINENCE4LYFE
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I know ! And she's so talk compared to all the little Chinese girls
Julie is so funny when she's mad
My boyfriend just told me his fantasy was getting head while eating bacon ...
David's bonfire tonight . ✌️
I love Kenny from South Park
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ my new favorite song
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ yeah haha I met Carson box that way too
Totally getting caught subbed
Texting people while pooping
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ tweets are always on point
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you got me . You're the most superficial person I know
\You're an idiot and I seriously hate you " what I'm always tellin him #gregory "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ the mud ?
My grandma wanted the free blanket at Victoria secret so she bought two bras and then returned them to keep the blanket
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ SERIOUSLY OMFG
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you're the one stuck with him
Mom : I wish I could be stylish like you . Me : I'm just wearing a scarf .... #notstylish
you must've forgot who you fuckin with
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ if this is about me you die . Hahah
Lmao only Brandon would lose his plaque
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ posted
I GOT A BELLY FULL OF WHITE DOG SHIT IN ME AND NOW YOU LAY THIS SHIT ON ME
Someone drew a penis on your truck again Shawn ! I love my mom .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ that's what friends are for
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ So I guess you love the floor so much ! You wanted to give it a big hug in gym ! It's ok girl !
I'm such a dick sometimes
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I just don't understand it
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ but it opens the day after thanks giving ! And get a bronze passs
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ lol . The thing is we really didn't play well today at all !
\I wish I had the confidence she has about herself she's bringing the hair back " _TWITTER-ENTITY_ "
“ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ : Can I just be a veterinarian now so I can be surrounded by cute puppies and kitties ” that's a mouse ..
Nick needs an ice cream scooping 101 class .... _TWITTER-ENTITY_
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ this made me laugh so hard
The Packers ' O-line
at my last tweet _TWITTER-ENTITY_
I send Megan vine links all the time . I bet she's so annoyed w me . They're just so funny
Anytime nick gets killed in call of duty he thinks it bullshitlike no matter what
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Haha that's what I thought when I first saw her
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ haha I remember you saying that ! I cried because I thought people weren't having fun
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ maybe cause there all ugly
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hated me and _TWITTER-ENTITY_ last night
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ we like walked in at 3:30 and went to go see teachers then mrs smith came
I just asked _TWITTER-ENTITY_ if he liked chick fil a of course he does
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ true statement
stutter much when you lie !?
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I wish I could retweet you lolz I'm not ashamed
LOL oh god . Somebody help my comprehend this ...
I miss those sexual days with _TWITTER-ENTITY_
I just want to see a couch burn is that so much to ask ??
Red Sox small is the cutest thing everrrr ! #precious #sofunny ☺
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ sorry babes !
Panchie swindles me EVERYTIME just because I don't want to get tickled smh .
HAHA , TOO BAD MOVING ON IS IMPOSSIBLE FOR ME
Another one #psycho
Patriots and Tom Brady lost ... wahhh HAHAHA NOT
Wow , I Can Get Sexual Too by Say Anything > & gt ; & gt ; it's been way too long since I've heard this song
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ creeping hard get it to me ! Maybe you can get my digits from Juliet
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ they just said mizz and auburn can jump and undefeated team
Bron's headband is thick as hellll hahaha
my mom just asked Dakota to go to church with us in the morning
Some people are downright STUPID .
Of course you favorited that
I don't get how _TWITTER-ENTITY_ falls asleep so fast . She was just laughing at the movie & amp ; now she is out .
I honestly crack myself up .
Listening to an Asian yell at someone on the phone .
Our conversation & gt ; & gt ; & gt ; & gt ; #ijustcant #noshame _TWITTER-ENTITY_
people are stupid , it was a joke get over yourself
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ never have I seen anything like that from you .. Priceless
Madi : I don't remember it being this big . Me : That's what she said . _TWITTER-ENTITY_
Bitch was power trippin so I just left ✌️
This group message between me Brittany and Nicole
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you're an undercover B ! At least I'm an honest one , get with the program Sam
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ did you get two cheeseburgers again ?!
The fact that _TWITTER-ENTITY_ got stung in the eye last night by a bee
OMG TIM TOLD ME HE WAS TRYING TO HOOK _TWITTER-ENTITY_ UP WITH A UKRAINIAN MAN & amp ; SHOWED HIM A PIC OF TINA AND THEN THE GUY TOLD TIM HE WAS GAY
I'd be pissed if someone was talking as much as Rachel McAdams is in The Notebook while trying to have sex .
I have 112% in foods
Evan : ud light makes you haunted and makes you run fast fast fast and go crazy " "
\One of these days I'm gonna turn on hbo and see you on there ..... Wait are you drinking ? " - _TWITTER-ENTITY_ ' s mom . "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ god I hate you
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ lmfao she's like wallah if you don't do Halal stuff everything going down the drain I mean we weren't too bad
The guy at Dunkin always has a conversation with me and i dont understand anything he says
CBC wrestling is a joke
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ lol oh god nu uh , where was I when this was happening
Just now finishing my summer work . HA
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I totally forgot all about that story
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I was in the el we left at 10 today I got home at 7 this morning
I'm crying at kevin and tiff banister right now
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ not at all I mean maybe a guy or a lesbian but that just means your an attention whore
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ the newest candle scents this season
I told the guy next to me in mandarin to smell my hair , he leaned in and I said o ! " ... to think he thought I was serious "
Nicks vines just made me bust out laughing I lost it
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ number ?
Madi and I really should stop
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ my dad told me to say it !
I don't wanna be in this .. I don't give a shit
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ of course it had to be you
I swear a Christmas story reminds me of the Osborne household
There's no doubt in my mind that horizon kids are gonna make fun of my knee braces
Good golly . You're all so ridiculously immature . Shut up .
My best friend just got the love calculator to see if me an my crush will work out
First you were CP Calc . Now you're Mr. G-money . #MakeupYourMind
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ right lets go to Cali or something
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ dont be mad cause you haven't won once so far
Si is too funny , he always has me dying laughing
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ shes such a whore
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ laughing so hard at your last snap
Just saw angel for the first time in like 4 years , still fine as ever
You are ridiculous
We're The Millers & gt ; & gt ; & gt ; & gt ;
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ it was supposed to be a serious picture . Idk what happnened
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ im going to tell lauren what you said about her .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ ❤ I seriously love it hahahha .
Wrong on so many levels
I listen to _TWITTER-ENTITY_ more than my own mother
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ omfg
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahahaha Carson _TWITTER-ENTITY_
People like the funniest shit on Instagram . I love that you can see it
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ your twit picture is raw
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ ✌ hahaha
Debating who will blow the lowest just to go to McDonald's
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ physics was where it was at
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ oh what uppppp ! Every date I've had , had to wear flats
If I stalk your twitter , just know I love you .
Earl Dibbles Jr. Gets me every time #countryboylove
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ saw your dad the other day while me and dad were working ! Cracks me up every time
i was so suprised when i found out that i'm still in the junior honor society ...
yes my tweets are about you ? don't act so surprised .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ tbh I have no idea what you just said what ?
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ what's it about ?
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ am I black because I'm sitting here starving
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ pretty much
I forgot how funny The Other Guys is
Lol like why are you such a bitch ?
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ we need to hang out and do something fun sometime soon , lets not be un ruiners " "
a guy i ringed out told one of my co-workers I was breathtaking #blind
Why did Lexi not bring me Taco Bell ? Who knows
Would it be bad if I sat outside and ate my sonic so people won't ask for me to share ? #biggirlgottaeat
It actually blows my mind
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ ew stop !
My mom just promised me to my brother best friend , Nate . #weddingbells
Sarah loves when I quote her tweets .
That's just classic
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ howd you guess ?
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ nothing to hate on after that loss
You can't love someone just by texting them
Hahahhahahaha good one .
my mood went from to
My hair could lift a car off a baby
swimming with _TWITTER-ENTITY_ cause she's the only one who makes plans with me
whenever beth spends the night , she wakes up in the morning while i am still sleeping and just peaces out & amp ; doesn't even say anything
Just ran into _TWITTER-ENTITY_ chub rub marshmallow picture on Facebook #goodol'days
\I heard people have sex there " " why weren't we invited ?! " " BECAUSE WE DONT GET LAID !! " Please someone get me away from Calli "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ not clutch anymore
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I found you yes stalker instincts work
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ That was sooo bad !
Can always count on _TWITTER-ENTITY_ to tell me to correct my dyslexic tweets
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ oh okay .
I love venting to Anna on the phone❤
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ ohhhhh my .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I really wish I could retweet this
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ usually just sex ... But that's alright
Cam always talks in 3rd person
watching my dog chase ice cubes around the hardwood floor in the kitchen #sheisgettinPISSED #lifeandtimesofzoey
I just did the dummy _TWITTER-ENTITY_ is goin blackmail me forever
Twitter is just too fucking much for me today . Hahahaha
Even tho I pretty much got shut down , I'm really happy .
Late night workout tips from Kolby > & gt ; ...... Just kidding I don't workout #fatty
Adair and I just talked in stereo .
never works on my little brother ... he knows all the songs ..
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I just want to be king for a day .. Hahahahahaha see what I did there
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I'm dying
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ you right !! We're team cozy that's all lmao
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Hahahaha I struggle from having one 50 minute class on mwf we suck ! ❤️
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ they peed on you !?!
So I'm assuming since everything has changed that Kat can snap rim
Madeline : that would suck if you had hairy armpits . #okay #no
Mackenzie is an all around great girl and you threw it away for that . #YourLose
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I like it
Lynee r u jealous of my kitten ?
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ haha but we ready for Saturday ! Even though my luck he won't be there
Whip your hair _TWITTER-ENTITY_
Lol keep fuckin with them ugly bitches .
All this subtweeting I'm seeing !
“ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ : you’re lying if you say you’ve never sat alone in your room and sang she will be loved at the top of your lungs” so true
I remember in high school books were my only friends and when a series ended I'd be really sad and my mom would pretend to console me
Not sure who was more confused ... Me or the family of the town home I just barged into
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ mom & gt ; & gt ; & gt ;
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ lol its so funny when i make a funny face at you and someone else sees and there like \CLAIRE WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING " "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I'm actually doing that right now too ahahaha
Ill just go to the the back of the line #nobigdeal
I find it hilarious when little girls think they know anything about life . Anything for attention I guess
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Yeah that's pretty much the only reason . I have no desire to see you otherwise . #loveyou
We're gonna be pretty bad this season
I walked away and let her deal with him
Petey geeks me out
Teagan just looked at her mood bracelets then took it off & amp ; threw it then screamed \AAHHH WHY AM I ' SENSITIVE ' RIGHT NOW ??!?! " "
House is dead silent and all the sudden you hear my grandpa yell \GOOOOOOOOOOOOLLLLL !!!!! " And then my grams " WHAT IN THE ACTUAL HELL MAN " "
I bribed my mom into buying me three pairs of shoes today
Must suck seeing all my tweets on your timeline bruh ...
Why you think I need her ? I be smokin reefer
Just scared the shit out of tiffaney on accident when she came out of the bathroom
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ finally someone agrees w me on that !
I know chipmunk wants Hope back
The Heat is hilarious
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ like I would really ever let u do that ✋
This puny little 4 cylinder just tried to race me and saw nothing but the back end of my car
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ \if your son is to busy sucking a dick " "
i was so tired til my two favorite boys got me all hyper with their ridiculous knock knock jokes . now i can't sleep !
Let's just take a moment to recognize .. Joe big of a queer dom is _TWITTER-ENTITY_ he will be our bitch
Creeped through my dads phone pictures , he takes selfies
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Oh don't be such a stick in the mud Kennedy !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ he said that dont make sense and I went and pissed him off !!
When Dylan goes off when someone disses Harry potter #fwb
This guy on cops drove off the road and into a forest to get away from the police . How did he expect to avoid all the trees in and SUV ?
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ so true though
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahaha what kind was it ?
Everyone watch Charlie's smack cam
My mom turned my sisters room into a storage room for all these Christmas presents
Just thought about how _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ and I were modeling at cheer practice yesterday ! Lmao
This wildn out got me crying
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ chase looks so happy in this picture it's unreal
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ he looks like he's 10
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ your twit pic is flipping people off while you have crosses next to your twit name .... those don't go together
Dammmmn hahaha , I literally find that the funniest thing _TWITTER-ENTITY_
Idk why this bitch cares so much
HAHAHA oh highschool
Only my brother would get poison ivy in the fall
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ talking about watching porn in 3D
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ ITS ABOUT THE SAME HERE . MY HAIR IS GONNA BE CRAY . HOPE YOURE BETTER AT HAIR THAN I AM
I just realized my mom lets me stay out as late as I want as long as I'm with my team somewhere
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I thought so !! Haha
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ gooddd . Like I would marry you anyways . aint got nothin to worry about babe .
Best Buy is my favorite store
Billlll Nyeeee the science guy
Aha you're prick and you're the shittiest person I've ever met
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahaha yes
Trevy Trev snapchatted me from da shower
Tonight & gt ; #tofunny
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ my eyes
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ it sounds like you gotta get sloppy on top . y'all are just nasty .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I know , but if he does play he's gonna score . He always does . Ronaldo played all 90 and didn't score
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ have you seen the commercial for the gypsies show ? How they rub gas on them to tan ( something you and I would do ! ) lmao
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ those questions and answers
\ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ : Super late to school & amp ; I don't really care ""
lmfao at the state _TWITTER-ENTITY_ and _TWITTER-ENTITY_ are/were in when I picked them up #pepsi
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ whenever you told me we were cousins !
“they call me Justin Beaver ; I don’t know about the Justin , but you know I know about the Beaver” ... Joey is retarded like who says that
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ or soon to be lifeguard #ChicksDigLifeGuards
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Jesus Christ ... I hope Santa gives her new hair for Christmas .
I hope nicole knows I was kidding
TRINA CALLED COLLINS MOM
Can you wash your clothes in the dishwasher ? #stepbrothers
Little girls now days . At least I can tag you in the shit I say . ☺ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ and _TWITTER-ENTITY_
Me and Kehl are gonna be singing Friday , that's a bet .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I think
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ They can't loser ! #BoomerSooner
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ lmao air called me and told me oh DECA
Josh is posting pics of guys I'm scared
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ at least you can walk ... #ohwait
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ that'd be the best of them all .
My grandma is the fucking best
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ thirsty tweets
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I would say sorry but then I would be lying ! #tweetsontweets
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I just died .
I am seriously watching the video I just sent Morgan and I'm crying like why did I just dance like that . Omg I'm dying why
Lolol ! Kyle loooves when I remix songs for him .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ The NL west is so bad we're still only 2.5 games back
Jessica looks like a soccer mom driving the van⚽
making inappropriate jokes at the doctors office
Crackin up over here ! Can someone please agree that Theresa and Gabbie are sluts .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ lolololol forgot bout that !
Stop I should not be upset at that ha
the tweet I just read
Watching duckdynasty with grandma
Tomorrow when I go to _TWITTER-ENTITY_ house , I'm not gonna knock . I'm just gonna stand there & amp ; stare in the window till her dad sees me
I love texting _TWITTER-ENTITY_
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahaha what I'm here for
HAHA AND APPARENTLY ITS ALL MY FAULT BC OF FRIDAY
Me and matt are so attractive in our snapchats ✌️
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I can't hide my affection for you any longer !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ iPhone apps
I keep laughing at myself in that vine #LT
just taught sara how to say ratchet
If you don't enjoy _TWITTER-ENTITY_ tweets , you're unAmerican . #hilarious
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I'm with amber so ok
I wish the hookah pen didnt run out the other night
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ did you just say wicked ?
When my mom asks me what movie I saw with Kyle and she goes yea right like you were even watching the movie #dying #awkfest
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ haha true dat ! _TWITTER-ENTITY_
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ : Bahahahah oh my god thank you for making my day a hell of alot better you look like a gopher
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahahah best floor routine music ever
lol I'm so sick if everyone stayyyyyy the clear hell out of my life ✌
SO LAST NIGHT I GUESS I HAD SEX , WITH WHOEVER WAS AT BREEZYS . IT'S AWESOME PEOPLE KNOW THINGS ABOUT ME THAT I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW ! YAYAYAYAY .
My aunt told my boyfriend last night that he's not allowed to touch my butt . Hahaha
All the rednecks in my last block say I'm a prep .
I guess that means my guinea pigs probably hate me too since they're right next to my speakers
I didn't know driving 5 or 10 miles over the speed limit was flooring it ? Hahah
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I can't make tacos by myself !! I need some assistance ! Some special assistance !
Marge had a pen explode in her hair
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ don't be mad just because I'm human and not an alien who travels with two random dudes
having so much fun with this puppy i feel like a little kid ctfu
Lolz I'm going to be up so late
if only you knew what happened last night
That's horrible , but so funny .
Kennedy doesn't know how to use Twitter Twotter
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Erin told me ! Now I do .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you're just now realizing ? I thought we had a conversation about that months ago ?
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ it was Probs about mee sav . Tell your mom Lisa will be pissed she told me today she wishes I was her daughter
Got kicked out because they don't want me to destroy the school hahah
When you and your best friend are literally the same person & gt ; & gt ; & gt ;
I look like a 5 year old in that picture .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you're a faggot .
If someone sends me those good ol ' pictures ill sleep like a baby
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ karma watch out
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ well you're better than me Don't be so hard on yourself .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ please do
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ he's gay . Don't worry
Blame everything on me _TWITTER-ENTITY_
It's easy to tell a bitch you love her when she's giving you head ... That's why all these bitches think they're in love
Still can't get over how I scored with my left foot
This chubby cheerleader is so ugly .
Guest speaker in Avid today was way too funny
That was obviously jake
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ don't worry about it rough times rough times . But trust me , it only gets easier . At least that's what I've learned
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ had to pee
Girls wearing Jordan's and nikes while guys wearing Toms lmao this is not what usher meant by #tradingplaces
People are literally running
Before Macy dies she wants to ride a horse . _TWITTER-ENTITY_
With a Jamaican accent . My mom is thrilled
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ so embarrassing
I piss Zoe off on purpose sometimes cause she gets so angry
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ alright dude too far .
* mom listening to blurred lines * \what rhymes with hug me ?... FUG ME ! " "
Just made the perfect She's the Man reference to _TWITTER-ENTITY_ #Lolz
This is too funny #smh
\Remember : good girls sit on Santa's lap , bad girls sit on Santa's face . " I freaking love you Ebner . Killing me . "
#notetoself in order for headphones to work ... You have to plug them in
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ bio tho > & gt ; & gt ;
\I gotta get home to watch Dance Moms " My Nana ladies and gents "
Lol there's like 1 hot freshman and no sophomores and a shit ton of good looking upperclassman
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I can't take it in . He was the baddest bitch on there .
I love when people use the word #irate in a normal conversation they just throw it in there like a dictionary frisbee
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ shut up
S/O to _TWITTER-ENTITY_ and devon for getting kicked out if a pizza place
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Ctfu omg
People telling me different bits and pieces of the night last night ....... #shambles
Men thinking women were born yesterday
\Fuck Patrick . " -wise words from my uncle "
\Hey , in my brain , is more like heyyyy " #anythingissexting "
#letsmakeitawkward is trending _TWITTER-ENTITY_
Sending each other all our favorite vines My homework is not getting done . _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_
I just highlighted my moms hair we'll see how that turns out
I'm just kidding I'm going to bed ✋
you were cat fished tho .,.
OMG _TWITTER-ENTITY_ click on this ➡ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ you will die
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ remember Fred
Ehhh they should just fight
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you wish
my mood right now is ridiculous
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ they said I wouldn't _TWITTER-ENTITY_ em . #DoubtsPutToRest lmao
Madea's Christmas was the best movie
Watching A Haunted House ! #hilarious
Just watched our videos we made way back in the day ... Safe to say things haven't changed _TWITTER-ENTITY_
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ lol calm down he's with his parent
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ was my Bestfriend last night
He speaks a money like a democrat ... \What he gives it to niggers ?! " - Dad . "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ I would of laughed during the whole set if I saw that that video is classic
You're not \gangsta " pull up your pants and stop taking bathroom pictures #peoplethesedays "
All of your tweets are subtweets
OH MY GOD THATS HOW SHE GETS READY FOR WORK HELP IM LITERALLY CRYING HELP _TWITTER-ENTITY_
Can't fight the moonlight just came on the radio ...... #Awkward
The waitress ran in to the table I just acted like I didn't see it
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ just do this jack nvm there is no donkey emoji
Why do I keep running stop signs ? Watch that be my cause of death lol
Haha no . You don't even know the half of it .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I was just about to say it again
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you and me both ! It will be . If needed we will have _TWITTER-ENTITY_ buy some kitty litter it makes everything better
No one runs faster than I do when my phone is on 1% and my charger is outside in my freezing cold car ...
When Brie says my nana scared the butt out of her !
Obviously it's a fact !!!!!!! Read what you just posted so how can you say get the facts straight
Did my makeup at sephora and now I have to walk back to my hotel looking like a show girl oops
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ lmao I am dying
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ love you too peaches
Hearing all these stories #prom #hilarious
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ go to bed 8th grader
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ classic McDaniel Haha just ask _TWITTER-ENTITY_ how's he feels about him
Jennie and I ordering insomnia .. probably the biggest shit show I have witnessed in a while
and you're one of them ..
those emojis is our life's in a nutshell . I miss you and love you please come home !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ look at the bright side .. You were so right about bulls taking game 4
Jess has already been naked in the school parking lot , and it's not even 6:30
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I can get mine lol I don't , but I could
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ is going crazy right now _TWITTER-ENTITY_
Looking forward to SNL tonight !
Hahah I was air kissing my boyfriend in my sleep #toofunny
My mom has the worst technique to waking me up . #pleasestop
This is the best decision I ever made _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ \After I was done that bitch got up and put a dip in ... " had me rolling bro lmfao . "
I'm going lose it
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ bahahahaha I mean , your welcome ???? #SorryNotSorry #WordVomit
“ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ : Training is expensive . Books are expensive . All learning is expensive . Being dumb is still much more expensive . ”
Hunter just retweeted some bitch and we have the same sheets ( I have a nicer booty )
This is the end may be the funniest movie I have ever seen
The selfies and things I send to Amanda she must hate my life
When you poke _TWITTER-ENTITY_ on the butt while she's on the treadmill and she screams & gt ; & gt ; & gt ; & gt ; & gt ;
I seriously complain more about the cold in California more than I ever did in Minnesota #makessense
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ ik everyone I send you screen shot
Lol what an afternooon
And cause my only friends are my little brothers
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ ill watch again ... The first time I saw you throw down just wasn't enough
Emailing _TWITTER-ENTITY_ instead of texting & gt ; & gt ;
So I deleted the thread to all the numbers that aren't saved in my phone so if your numbers not saved you'll be getting a who's this
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ haha yes do it .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahhahh ! She's awake ? Damn . I didn't know everyone else is passed the fuck out
I can tell the difference between zach and Cody . But I can't tell the difference between Dylan and cole
I Could Never Keep a poker face . I'm Such a Happy Person .
CHS V.S. RCA . . What a game will be
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ oh my gosh this made me crack up .
Yayyyy reunited after 2 hours _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_
When my sisters sitting here telling me her riend " is a closet slut . Lmao oh the things I learn from her "
Lol _TWITTER-ENTITY_ just said my Christmas tree is an erected penis !!! Oh god
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ i see you everyday in spanish
omg me & amp ; have the perfect plan tonight Clayton's gonna be so fn scared LOL
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ Hahah okay as long as they let me wear the sombrero
Omg Bad Grandpa was seriously hilarious
leave it to Middle Creek
Tonight & gt ; & gt ;
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I legit just died from laughing at this
Still can't believe your lame ass
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ wellll , that's true tooo . you don't even wanna know how long I went
At least 82 people knew that status was about you
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahahaha I think you got all the good looks JUST KIDDING
If you hang up on me I will call you back just so I can hang up on you petty
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ this was literally me as I tweeted my last tweet
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ who you trying to fool ?
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I hate you !
I'm actually interested in this little poker app Isaac made me download , and honestly I kick ass at it
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I'm kidding
3.0 this semester ! Pretty sure they screwed up but I'll take it
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I'm gonna be needing rides to school
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ it is true
Chandler doesn't like his sister
Me and Sandra were walking down the street singing and some rando was really impressed I think he needs hearing aids
Making my mom watch the wherever you are video
I'm sitting here singing
1ds face when miley was performing
Moving Is a lot easier in the movies
That would have been cool as hell if they got the touchdown
\Perks of having a boyfriend ; oh wait ... " - _TWITTER-ENTITY_ lololololol #dying "
I can't find my car and I'm too embarrassed to set off the alarm
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahaha . The dancers have their fruit the world is at peace .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ HAHAHA , atleast you weren't Grace riding him straight into the garage
Re-watching my vines bc _TWITTER-ENTITY_ was absolutely HILARIOUS last night hahahah made my day #loveyou #chimpunks
Basketball practice tonight was actully really funny _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ thanks baby I LOVE YOU !! And char
what do you tell a girl with two black eyes ? nothing , she's already been told twice
The snapchats I'm sending alyssa right now
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ this literally made me laugh !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Hahahahahha what ?
You know you're on frat row when you see a male peeing out of his chubbies #hotlanta2k13
Never laughed so hard
Why would someone do that ? You not famous ! Boy boy ily
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ lmfao that sounds wrong
I hate you so much
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you've been living under a rock ....
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I had cake
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ that was waaaay too funny .
Good luck with that
I don't think I've ever had so much mud on my body
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahah yeah
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ but , dm me . I gotta ask you somethin .?
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ no I think you love me #sorrynotsorry i had to I couldn't resist
Jake just gave me the best compliment ...
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ If only I was old enough to have a job !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ lol it is unreal always in key moments too
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ 6 . I was kidding 7 . Stay swaggin meeks
I'm setting in my bed . Laughing . Because it's 5 am and EVERYTHING is funny .
#QuoteYourCoach \God dammit Kameron , how do you forget your shoes ?! " -Tom _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ "
Going to bed at 8 pm on a Saturday night . I seriously need to get a life
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you're probably right
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ it's 32g and I can't because I have to pay 5 hundred to get a new one
My math project looks so bad
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ when I hung up I died from laughing
You acted like you were there for me since it happened . youur fake
Wait hello this is turning out to be the best and funniest night \if I take another shot I'll like ... Fuck it gimme another . " "
sucks to be _TWITTER-ENTITY_ bc were next to each other on the plane
so im in the car at the bank waiting for my dad & a girl comes running up with a empty bottle of wine , trying to hide it & threw it away
correction : I yelled at my dog and called her Jordan
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahahaha
Have you ever just laughed at yourself for being a dumbass ? Try it .
I go into the basement and my little bro is watching the porn awards on the damn tv
But you ain't mean ✋
I would get in trouble by administration 2 hours after schools out #mylife
\I expected us to lose , but I didn't expect us to lose THAT bad . " - _TWITTER-ENTITY_ saying this as a football walks by and hears her "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ well your 10 ft tall .. You shouldn't be a poon about things
My car got tagged last week and it said \sexy lady " on my windshield , but I had to use my windshield wipers so now it just says " sex " "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ then pick that !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you're so mean !
Tina just tried a boiled peanut for the first time and she ate it with the shell on hahaha
\my grandma bought me $150 in clothes today .. and these underwear ""
So I just taught my dad how to play GTA , probably the most hilarious thing ever
Anybody wanna text me
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ that's 42 cents Winston is gonna need for his bail
I've watched like three Lilo & amp ; stitch movies today
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ yes ! Haha it's such a good movie I haven't seen it in so long and I'm still laughing
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ they're so cool
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ that's really one of the only like six things good about having a boyfriend in all honesty ....
✋ i cant even deal right now omg
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ we should rebel against the turkey trot and just sit on the field #thanksmrmcgravy
“ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ : That text _TWITTER-ENTITY_ sent me I'm weak ”you're welcome . I just want you to be proud of me .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ lmfao I was dreaming of us playing
Officially dating _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ that profile pic & gt ; & gt ;
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I'm dying
The Heat was so funny with _TWITTER-ENTITY_
You think I miss you ?
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ that just made me laugh really hard
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ idk why I am man
“ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ : The average person will spend a year of their life looking for misplaced items . ” _TWITTER-ENTITY_ for you it may be 2
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I'm so happy
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ haha seriously crack up every time . Boy you funny
My lecturer just said here's no class on Friday , I'm out of town chaperoning a 6th grade Hebrew trip . Getting my Jew on " #mondaymorning "
So with that penalty on the kickoff the ball will be on the 2 yd line ?!
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you're lame .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I hate that ! Then they just go in there room like nothing's happens and we're at the table waiting
Lmfao I just asked my sister what Obama's last name was I'm so done . That how ya know you neeeed sleep .
Lol at my dad right now
Everything is so funny tonight
Nothing makes me laugh more than my late night calls with _TWITTER-ENTITY_ #loveyou #missyou
I Physically Can't
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ right now & gt ; & gt ; & gt ;
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I'm telling !
i seriously watch awkward and think wow this is my life , like how did the writers know .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ well the problem is , is that their season is OVER !!
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ we have no life .. That shit would give us one .
Sooooo _TWITTER-ENTITY_ can't wait for those drinks this weekend
I called Patricia & amp ; said let me use ya I.D. i wanna sneak in the club one more time
My mom just liked her own photo on Facebook
LMAOOO I LITERALLY DID HAVE 38473727 TWEET TWO DAYS AGO TF
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ love your name ..
hank you , im a douche though so be prepared " lmfao fucking dead _TWITTER-ENTITY_ "
Why do u have 2 bumps on my head
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ the funny thing is , I do though
Lmfao what me John and mike are wearing to this game > & gt ; & gt ; & gt ;
The love of my life is ... parked outside of my house .
It's either six pack abs or six pack of beers you can't have both
It literally says \shout out to my parents for not using a condom and creating a legend " "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ that's is so true .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Got in a little trouble once with Victor for saying that .
“ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ : The Male Manual game is going to be so fat this year you might mistake it for a Male girl”
I been sending long ass messages all day to everyone
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ dang . SUCKS TO SUCK . Lawls JK .
You're so pathetic and it's so funny .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ best tweet I've seen all day
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Unless you kept in your room it's highly unlikely the rooster would do the trick haha
I'm cracking up right now
With the \crazy gals " _TWITTER-ENTITY_ and _TWITTER-ENTITY_ "
His lips are like all the way to his ears man
The text I just got & gt ; & gt ; & gt ; & gt ;
Just thought I'd be like every girl in Arizona and post about the rain☔️
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ still laughing over this I love my mom
123- You are one weird kid , but one of my good friends !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ just wait till I get ahold of an embarrassing picture of you
Mom : you kiss girls ? Me : yeah ? Mom : don't come to me when you catch herpes !
I like it too !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ at least I know I'm one step ahead of u
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ even better thank goodness for twitter
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ IM DYING #sowwy
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I just lol'd
I love listening to _TWITTER-ENTITY_ sing every other word in songs
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ what are you stalkin ? But we didn't get to pick
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Syd , you are far too sweet . We can't all be legends . ✋
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I woulda died
Hey _TWITTER-ENTITY_ just passed the motel that gives you aids when you drive past it
just walked into my house to find _TWITTER-ENTITY_ ' s brother sitting on my couch ...?
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ ljust died
there's no one funnier on twitter than Gina and Megan
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I knew it was you when the back window rolled down and you waved
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ ain't that the truth
My brothers tweets tho
lololol this is pretty funny
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ your header is probably the funniest thing ever . Brb dying over here
Family picture time . Grandmas in the back \I look like ugly old hagitha , fuck this I'm going to take a bath " "
Everyone just gets on my ervous " especially the Mean Girls . "
Please do not cake on your make up . You look like a French whore .
My camera box photo turned out black
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ \ they gone Jesus ! Take me too Lawd " I just watched that video again smh lol "
#InMiddleSchool I made my first rap .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ OMG stop it
Puttin the girls to bed and crying myself to sleep .
Hahahah creeping on your boyfriends favorites is a must , #psychogirlfriendprobs
I'm so weak at what Brandon just said .
I'm dying from Ashley's snap chat story
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ SO GREAT . SO WONDERFUL .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ at least I don't listen to railroadtrain jazz omg I'm cracking myself up right now
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ she's snoring like hell right now but she's been working a lot the past week lol
You sure showed me , considering I've done nothing to you .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ for some reason I knew you were gonna quote or retweet this
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ do you know now what dank is ?
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ i was like dead on my couch . The most i did today was give my dog a bath
winslow is like the only school that has a 2 hour delay
LOL well that surprised me
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ just walked in my laundry and was like damn it shayla . Haha
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ youll never guess what i just remembered
Well , looks like I missed my senior banquet tonight .. #fuckkkit
I am not going to say anything to that tweet it just makes me laugh
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ STOP I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE
I'm such a fail when it comes to being brown . I can't even break into my own house .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ just don't clean it haha that always works for me
I can't deal with all these kids asking where Easton is
My dogs so fat that when she runs on the wood floors she can't stop herself so she has to run into an object
Jamal from 90th street watched that tape last week and woke up dead this morning
I'm already ready for Brooke to get me back on these #embarrassyourbestfriend hash tags ... hahah #bringiton
The pictures _TWITTER-ENTITY_ just sent me
My grandma wants an iPhone and she doesn't even text
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ there are people who are examples but i dont wanna say them because i dont want them to get pissed
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ Yeah maybe you because you're a bum
Making josh listen to LFO #LOLL
Thanks to _TWITTER-ENTITY_ I love _TWITTER-ENTITY_
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Your so weird
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ my cat does have a diamond pink collar tho and a leash
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ lmfao best day ever
Watch out . Might get yourself sent to long term
It's funny how many of my friends from Columbus didn't know what a Cabela's was . While that's where I went for field trips #smalltowngirl
Can't wait to get that big black dick tonight . Cool _TWITTER-ENTITY_
720- I used to cheer with you ! & amp ; your tweets are hilarious
people run their mouth non stop . Just stfu .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ just puttin him on blast tho !
Doing some shopping , then Monsters University ... By myself . #yolo
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ omg yes !!
My awkward creeper tweets to Sarah and Jessie & gt ; & gt ;
My moms drunk name is Lobin Reri
The lady the at toll was like \if only I was 13 years younger ..... " . "
That mullet tho
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I'm excitedddd were gonna be fucked up .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I know it just annoys me when people say that like yeah duh it's not attractive I don't do it to attract people
\Im going to get drunk " -my mom "
I guess it pays off to actually do the readings #BonusPoints #Hollarrr
Sky has already made fun of the beads in my hair .... WELP .
Emily's house is like one of those things at the fair . There's so many doors and ways through her house
I just feel bad for your new girl
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ this is the best thing I've seen in a while
Nobody is even in the bathroom with her & amp ; she won't quit laughing for some reason ..
I still wear clothes that I had in 8th grade I'm such a loser
Lol my mom is never gonna hear the end of this from my grandma for letting me drink
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ football Jake
Then don't go to the beach ? Please ?
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hope she puts her fist in her mouth jut to prove a point !! haha #collegedays
Sorry about blowing up you guys news feed
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ when you can beat your bro that I beat 4-0 u can talk to me
I just wanna find a female that's just as much as a freak as I am one day
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ come over rn we will relive some old baseball times
Yea I don't want ... Yep forgot that song haha
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Knows too much about my grudges
I love love bad bad that's my problem and yeah I like to like that's my problem
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ we ride a bus down from state , and then after graduation is over we go back up to finish the series
I can't tell if they're really fighting
Lol when you accidentally like an insta pic from 56 weeks ago #ohwell
\The only thing I like about Kentucky is their fried chicken " "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ girl your tweets are scaring me !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ we should get more before I leave
last tweet is so drizzy kate young savage
I do hate you actually .
I'm really trying to yep your right
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ sounds good
Question of the day : Why does _TWITTER-ENTITY_ have so many reindeer pictures on her phone ?
Wearing a maxi dress and walking up stairs < & lt ; I totally just busted my shins
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I HAD TO OF BEEN THERE .... Or at least better have been ! And wait ... Is BA engaged ?
My profile picture of Brooke and I from last night still geeks me out
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ makes my life can't wait to be reunited
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Mrs. Fowler would shit a brick !
Dude on #drugsinc just held up a bag of pot and said we smoke south it should Illegal . Dude . It is . #nothinggetspasthim
Debating on posting a picture of me from Thursday or not .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahahaha I love how you are the most negative person on twitter
I wish KC would go jump off a bridge while there is a bunch of sharks and sharp rocks
Couldn't have said it any better
I literally go through and read Alicia's tweets from the day just to laugh
My teacher is hotter than majority of the guys who go to my school
Just told Taylor I'm breaking up with him for _TWITTER-ENTITY_ daddy #TheThirstIsReal
9 girls , 2 joined rooms #shitshow
These pictures that we are posting they're killing me
Chad left his car running at my house for 3 hours #blueribbonaward
Keisha and I doing the absolute most to avoid this guy
ok I'm not feelin school tomorrow
Dakotas & amp ; his mom call me a \shock collar " cause I put him in his place when he's outta line #woof "
We Beat Wife's In Our Sweats ..!
\Your mom is such a good human " _TWITTER-ENTITY_ she said she loves you and she wants to adopt you . Welcome to the family ! "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I saw you in 2nd hour strugglin
Is it weird I text tanners dad and not tanner
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ 20dollars and you can have her every weekend ... she's a good cuddler
You're one to talk
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ it was pretty funny
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ so you're saying \she gotta big booty so I call her big booty " is trash ? If so you're right "
Lol at Steven Tyler #clown #americanidol
This guy at dinner is killing me
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ HAHAHAHA ! That was soo funny LOL , count of 3 - 1.2 , 3 I can't believe we just did that LMBO !
She's gonna lose her shit like a shit collector with amnesia _TWITTER-ENTITY_ #mybestfriendsgirl
4975$ are about to go to waste ... I think
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ what's a fruity freak ?
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ lol I deleted it
In the kitchen .. Haydn and Hunner dead serious acting like they're on stage at a comp ... I'm dead
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I will the first game no doubt bc I wanna sit on the Fence
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ or someone should just make their own food
“ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ : _TWITTER-ENTITY_ s family and friends are wayyyyyy to open hahaha . ” but everyone loves us !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ sooo petty when she fights with the baby
me and alec went from being all nice and cute to flipping the fuck out
I love stalking my exs
When a random guy is swimming in the middle of the river with no life jacket or flag & amp ; he's tells us his mom called the cops on him . Lol
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ c'mon man we just wanna turn up .
I slept in a room with 10 flat screens
Ask me how long I can go without twitter ...
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ oh my god Isis I could watch that all day !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ omg !!
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahahah shit I would take it !! 500 a week !? Hell yesss . Save up for a month and you're in Mexico
Now , now ✋ let's be serious
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you should sneak out so we can go to the sand wall I wanna do it at night
Walk in my house ... Go to walk down stairs to my room tripped over a fucking bag of potatoes and TIMBERRR there goes Trish fml
Yeup that's what I thought
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ CLASSIC !
I fricken love my sister omg
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ BAHAHAHA CUTE JOKE
“ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ : Whoever just snapchatted me a picture of your dick , it was small and looked like my pinky . ” hahaha get em
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ should of said at least buy me diner first
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ this is why I love you
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Don't play .
So emotional when I comes to the Carrie Diaries .
I still remember last year when Michelle gave the whole team a lecture about leaving yolo in 2012
OMG ! Rachel
Principle is on the announcements screaming at us about \Judo Chopping " or " Throat Chopping " and fights in the bathroom #noonecares . "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I can't stop laughing omg . I'm gonna pee
Spending my Friday night eating Taco Bell and watching The Godfather with my grandma . #merica
The authorities took her kids away _TWITTER-ENTITY_
Good thing you can't snapshot videos #IdBeDead
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ tell me why i found this video on my old computer of us making a music video to tic toc by Ke$ha in 6th grade
Haha half of my words don't even make sence ! #ryhming _TWITTER-ENTITY_
I'm trying so hard not to laugh at these pictures
I got playa to go cause no one would go with me
They think the cowboys are gonna win
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ bet you I can't either
For some reason every time the camel \Wednesday " commercial comes on I die laughing every time "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ really just walked into the wrong homeroom dumbass
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I didn't go commando during the night , it was in the morning before I went to work !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ palm to the face
5:50 and I'm on the road
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ whatever if those are your priorities
I need to do my math 118 homework soon & amp ; stop procrastinating but idk if I'm at the point in my life that I wanna work on it lbs
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ WHOOOPS . Nevermind thennn
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ ☝u should NOT be allowed to do anyone's hair ever again !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ oh my goodness
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ did someone throw up on you jay
It's funny how punters and kickers look nothing like football players
All of _TWITTER-ENTITY_ ' s posts on Instagram makes my day
Omg I almost burned the house down
Never would of guessed you guys were talking
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ lol I've never actually been needed before ! #BackUpTenderProbz
The Redskins receivers are killing it
ill prolly be the one to fail this and have to write another and not graduate
Ashland berry farm was very interesting last night . first I cried .. Then tripped Haley , she fell on a tree stump , & amp ; I fell on top of her
My mom always picks on my dad cause she makes way more money
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ yeah probably b/c you aren't eating chicken at babes cause of your vegetarian stunt
What _TWITTER-ENTITY_ said about _TWITTER-ENTITY_ ...
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ lmao oh well
When bitches say I'm the ugly one nice try ! #Hoez
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ why can't I retweet thisss
I'm different I'm different pull up in the scene LOOKING DIFFERENT
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ I HAVE GIVEN YOU PLENTY OF OPTIONS . SO CHOOSE ONE
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hehehe ! #bitchstatus People seriously just kill me .. Like why pretend ?
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahaha you know I don't talk like that
“ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ : My room is not a mess . It's an obstacle course designed to keep me fit . ” _TWITTER-ENTITY_ so this is why ?!
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Aweeee such a good friend
I'm glad people I don't even know have me blocked .. it's like a whole new level when you piss strangers off .
A couple years ago I thought I was really athletic and could jump over my couch . We had to get a new couch
I'd honestly rather be punched in the face then hearing the words \ nobody likes you " "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ good times , good times !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I'm trying to picture which one you're talking about . ok . lol !
This is why we have showers . to prevent the crust
It's hard being as ratchet as Vic
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I know ! and well I already emailed her so we'll see !
This message _TWITTER-ENTITY_ just sent me
ew I actually have to get up , go to basketball and socialize
I feel so lazy right now
I pretty much just died .
Who's this mysterious gay person Chelsea speaks of
I'm just here watching the game then I somehow hear _TWITTER-ENTITY_ over the many noises of this game
I can tell when my roomie has been drinking by how loud she snores love you _TWITTER-ENTITY_
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ really was going to push me at Dunkin
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ how far you're going in life & gt ; & gt ; & gt ; & gt ; ✌
Just sittin on the floor outside my next class , here super early . I'm so cool
White chicks is one of the funniest movies
At least the giants didnt lose to the chiefs
I'm gay and won't wake up when ik Sandra wants dunkies
All of the sudden I'm everyone's best friend #wonderwhy #stfu
Just a half hour more
It's late and I'm on a roll
I still feel like shit . But on a positive note , Broncos lost .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahahahah i can't help it
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ #BadAssDuo woootwoot people best be scared of us .
I can't wait to see what all these Molly heads look like when you're old
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ my answer or the question
this sub in gym
can we just rewind back to last night when _TWITTER-ENTITY_ broke into Sabrina's house
Im glad and your goin to college you need to grow up an get over your ugly self
maybe if someone takes forever to reply they just don't wanna talk to you
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ yes ! And we kept kicking her & amp ; booty bumping her so she would move but she didnt so her mom got in the middle of us
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Tell him I said good luck . We're double dating tomorrow night . Me , you , J Bieb's and J Hutch .
I have like two different personality on my Christmas list
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ haha I'm not saying anythings wrong with that does _TWITTER-ENTITY_ put ketchup on her pasta
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I have the voice down
what did I say ?!
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ 93 ? seriously ?
It looks like _TWITTER-ENTITY_ took her avi while running down the hall way
Me & amp ; _TWITTER-ENTITY_ have the best relationship .. ♥
Instead of going to lunch I went outside and played in the snow
Ladies and Gentlemen , Andrew Acre
I'm sorry but when people take mirror pictures with their iPads ... I can't handle that you look like a goob .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahahhahha take your time , walk around a bit , maybe jog a marathon ... we got time . Hahaha .
My mom gets so mad when I have my beats in and she tries to talk to me
LOL what is \sleeping in " when my body clock is set to go off before 7 every morning "
My time nail fell off
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ she's like and ur like
Told my mom I'm not gonna get a job , I'm just gonna sell my body for sex and deal drugs . She said \I better get a discount on the drugs " ha "
Lol mine & amp ; Ty's conversations #besties
Random sex on the beach told my parents I was bringing home crabs
These places _TWITTER-ENTITY_ is naming off to me
There's no way in hell I'm going to be able to function on that bed .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ aren't you moving in with Dillan and them ? He's always looking for a cuddle buddy . You can be it !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ shush to mouth
Only Nick ..
Lamers really just asked this dude if he ever thought about shaving his chest hair .
I mean just look at her Instagram bio .. explains a lot
Those hillbillies last night
My dad still calls Kyla , Kayla and its hilarious .
me & amp ; cool have the same date which is appropriate cause we are dating
Over here dying
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ wtf no
I honestly love playing family feud
Dakota is making me laugh at work , everyone's looking at me like I'm stupid lol
Why do I even care
Lolol Hanna just gets me she understands my humor
When Boom Boom Pow comes on I immediately think of _TWITTER-ENTITY_
My dads pressing the things to stop as soon as the thing moves can you not
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ glad shopping is the priority
Seriously that picture is making me die from laughing so hard
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ what I have to deal with tonight
My mother just told me when I was little I broke up with my boyfriend because he picked his noes
I love how my mom reads my texts but doesn't reply
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ AWH thanks baby❤️ & amp ; like 400
Girls be like \I just want to have fun this summer and not have a bf " you mean you wanna be a hoe this summer . "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahahahah me too
My 11 year old sister just said my mom looks like a faggot I'm dyin
My English professor corrected my spelling of Pinterest
Is it weird I stalk my moms life on her facebook ?
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ any time I hear that song I automatically think of us sitting in my room watching The Lizzie McGuire movie on my little ass tv
Looking like pippy longstalking need my fellow friend with the matching hair & amp ; walking around campus _TWITTER-ENTITY_
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ this describes all of our friends .
If my husband isn't a football coach , I'll have considered my life to be a huge failure #butreally
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you seem like an asshole . The way you talk to joe lolol
my dad just texts me \Miley looks like a whore " "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ oh .
Or I might have to run .
The only thing that is not Victoria's Secret from my outfit are my socks and shoes
I mean .... Lesbihonest _TWITTER-ENTITY_
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ cried when snooki had her baby
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ come coming atcha '
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ the trademark next to Ross
But I'm only on episode 2 of the first season .
Dad is also going on a starvation diet
Maybe that's why I'm always sickhaha
Everyone's just callin Noah out tonight .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ HAHAHA .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ in the genes I guess
\Yeah I remember that girl , she was a hoe fo show . " #40yroldvirgin "
think about me think think about me . _TWITTER-ENTITY_
\What are you doing out here ? " ... " Tanning " . & gt ; & gt ; #BUProbz "
\Don't we get out at 11:50 ? " " ... Yeah but I still don't have time to go home and preheat my oven ! " _TWITTER-ENTITY_ "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ only because I know you love nutella
Step brothers #hysterical
Just smacked this old ladies car
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I miss you and kinda upset about the fact that we never got a chance to hang out like someone promised . Ahem .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Hahahah it was embarrassing
Oh my bad stop showing off then _TWITTER-ENTITY_
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ damn ! Too many bud lights
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ tweets & gt ; & gt ; & gt ; & gt ;
Southie Rules would be so much better if mine and _TWITTER-ENTITY_ ' s moms were on it #SouthieRules
I just looked at the clock like 5 mins ago and it said 10 . Now 5 mins later it frikken says 12:42 wtf
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ idk probably not shit . I only got sicker yesterday playing DG
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I couldn't believe he did that !
nice subtweet ..
The text that _TWITTER-ENTITY_ just sent Jenna and I & gt ; & gt ; & gt ; get it gurl
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I know people literally comment weird stories thinking he'll take time out of his busy life to read them
Tosh hat says world war z veteran
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ well that's just tragic !
Seriously considered transferrin to morehead .. but then again , I'd be in jail
\Children on leashes+dying = some god damn peace & amp ; quite " "
Me and Frankie are so bad when we come to sumos
Megan slapped my hands has punishment last night
& lt ; ^ > _TWITTER-ENTITY_ Down goes Arsenal !! ⚽️
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ how'd you know shhhhhhh member
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ it's only one hour left
Pretty sure we told Cody to wake up before we left , and he's still snoring when we get back ....
\It's okay , Ginger . I understand you're stupid . " "
The only thing that would make me happy is if oomf would just walk thru that door & amp ; crawl in bed & amp ; cuddle wif me . who am I kidding tho .
laughing so hard cause my sister is freaking out at her eye exam
Just drank six glasses of water at this restaurant #sorrywaiter
If it takes me this long to get enrolled I am NEVER going to get eligible
Lord , twitter is gon get these you gins in trouble .
Someone tweets about fireball I favorite then see who else favorited it and OF COURSE it's _TWITTER-ENTITY_
\My wish for you is that you gtfo my timeline . Thank you " I'm laughing so hard at that #remix "
Lol so who wants to do my Pinocchio makeup for Shrek
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahahahaha Jesus camp but we watched it in dobros last year
Lol subtweeting me I see
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ bring me one !
My mom just asked my dad if he has ever seen a camel toe
Fielder just dumped water on Cabrera
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahaha , fuck you ! I thought it was Monday . #KittyProbs
miss piggy lookin ass
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I'm poor I don't have money for a bag
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ : \My girlfriend was giving me a hand job last night , but I made her use her left hand because women don't have rights . " Haha "
You can always tell how you've been feeling lately by your most recent emojis ❤☺
I look like I belong in a zoo today hahahaha
Me and Morgan are talking about a guy and she thinks he's hot but he's not acceptable cause he has fuzzy hair
Lol Casey do one
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hhahaha . ill try not too !
Can't listen to Pocketful of Sunshine w/out dying of laughter cause all I can think of is Emma Stone in Easy A #bestsceneever #hilarious
My sister just told her friend that some body told that girl he had a gf and Makenna goes he don't fucking like you and I can't blame him
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Oh me too it's da bomb dot com
Is it bad that I honestly get a real sense of joy when I see the tanning bed ? Lmao
Clearly I don't know the difference between a town & amp ; acuity
Seriously dying laughing at _TWITTER-ENTITY_ tweets and all the people threatening him hahah #cut4bieber
Not the pigtails tho
Oh so I don't get tomorrow \off " Babysitting 8- whenever . Yay . "
My roommate is sleep talking so much right now I can't
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ just read them hahahaha
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ i'm gonna make a collage
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ thanks I love you too
And yes , that tweet was _TWITTER-ENTITY_ #TagMyNameInItSoIKnowItsReal
lol u talk to 5 guys
Me and Liz have way too much fun with snapchat
Wish I could take my bro tank off ... #tanlineprobs
... with my dog
My sister is bawling during Toy Story 3
Hahah 7 years later , I just found out my step dad use to sell weed . #dying
\My husband calls me kitty cat " _TWITTER-ENTITY_ "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ sorry Mikki , he was already married .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you need to spray him instead !
I need hangover food . OMG I didn't even eat last night and I was at walk ons
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I said that to someone a few weeks ago ! Lolz
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ smh you really have no swag now
your a thirsty boy aren't you
Chris will forever favorite all my subtweets
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ gosh I seriously green
but gossip girl has me dreaming
Breaking out in hives cause I'm so nervous . I feel like _TWITTER-ENTITY_
Can you go die in a hole ? I would be happy to dig it for you #leave #likeno
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ retweeting all these cheer bible tweets
You acted single when we were together so that makes no sense lol
\Your eyes turn tan " "
I look like I crawled out of a grave time for work #badlifechoices
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ that'd be gross !
Besides Reganne or Kennedi
I know I did not just see a tweet that said ' Louisville is actually hood as fuck ' lol if love to see you in the actual hood ✋✋✋
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I just want to witness how LeAnn acts around you since she saw your tweets
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ good one
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Noooo you said Deandre before you asked . STOOPPPP
Juliet- \i mean what's she trying to be , a snowcone ? " #LoveHer #SheCracksMeUp "
Someone come with me and buy new shoes with the money I don't have .
I always get so scared running in Rockford by myself
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ that's what I thought !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ ✋✋ worries ! Lol
Apparently I am a grandmother ..
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ your so weird
Don't have someone else ? That's the biggest bullshit
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ This made me
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I good right ?
lmao I love mine and _TWITTER-ENTITY_ conversations
Fat bitches these days .. #Serve
Did you delete your tweet because you don't want to be seen socializing with me , orrrrr ?
These people dancing
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ oh . You are scaring me stop
Apparently my doctor thinks I'm anorexic bc I told him I look perfect the way I am lmfao I don't look sick or anything just skinny !
Stop talking like a pimp , stop doing magic #awkward
You run one red light and _TWITTER-ENTITY_ and _TWITTER-ENTITY_ tells everyone
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ haha must come with the name
Lolololololol have fun with that !
I love how everyone's complaining about power
\So drinking detergent now a days ? " _TWITTER-ENTITY_ "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ better then what I'm eating ! A whole big bowl of nothing
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ lol . Some strange peeps in the world .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ yeah I kinda play like a douchebag , sorry for that
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I just saw that your twitter name is stay sober . Who are you tryin to kid ?
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ never fails to make me laugh I miss you so much !!
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ high school sucks
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ what ?
\I'm not gonna drink .. actually I probly will but I'm not gonna drive .. Actually I probly will but I won't get caught " "
\Corey you know what happened to me in the 6th grade " -Taytor " you hit your head and got a lisp ? " -Corey "
I don't even know if I'm grounded anymore
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ shave my armpits and I'll shave your legs lmao I keep forgetting to grab a razor before I shower
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ wise words of sandy
I have 1 friend
Planned that out so good
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ literally just ranting in the car right now it's hilarious
the waitress at Gallaghers already knows my order #comeheretooften
Pandora is on point right now
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ but he's older than me and jack eat it
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ yes , I really did .
Is it sad that i wanna track down _TWITTER-ENTITY_ ' s hotel room ?
I was typing a hash tag and one popped up saying \ #wouldyoupullout " "
Fisher and Kyle's stare downs > & gt ; #hilarious
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ \like why would there be a ghost in my fridge ? " "
Lol my sister is crying her eyes out because her eye appointment got cancelled .
Michael is so mean to me _TWITTER-ENTITY_
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahahahahahahahahahaahahahaahhahahahahahaha . good one
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahaha ill just need some sunscreen to go with that sunshine .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ yeah I have to sleep on it like that since there're people sleeping ...
To _TWITTER-ENTITY_ old coach oz from high school said that we were butt buddies .
I crack myself up so much it's not normal
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ brb dying
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you win .. Go to bed . Don't you have school tomorrow . Passed your bed time
545- You're the best guy friend I've ever had ! We've been friends since we were little ... I'm still little . You're like a foot taller .. ❤
K she's killin it
I live for _TWITTER-ENTITY_ responses to _TWITTER-ENTITY_
This cat is almost falling off the bed and she doesn't care ...
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ that just made my night
I think hot dogs are just gross
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahaha as if
Lmao I'm glad to know I'm thought of when snapchats are being taken of them ☺️ #MadeMeFeelSweet
This bitch clearly don't know I have a turbo✌
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ yeah i agree with carley but i love you guys❤
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ good thing I'm not an egg because I crack myself up
Still lol'ing at Kyle telling me to swing on the big ball at ppm & amp ; me coming back with \I CAME IN LIKE A WRECKING BALL " Too funny "
Wow i have the weirdest dreams i swear
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahahahahaha I can't even handle this
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ lmao to be honest I'm pooping right now
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ that may have been me
She randomly looks at me & amp ; said re we stoners ? " .. As the gas station worker walks around the corner . like wtf , where'd that come from ? "
These freshman at the gym that don't know how to use the machines
Some kid today asked me to tutor him in world studies ... like dude just read
My mom made me mad so I signed her up to get mail from the Jehovah's witnesses
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I know ! There are 5 in the store all under six months . It's like puppy heaven
Oh you're trying to race me ?! Where to the stop light ?
“ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ : I set my alarm and then i snooze it for another half hour I'll never be a morning person”
I just cried for half my practice for no reason ..... I think I need to go to a mental institution
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ very true very true . I just got home from the library . You should be proud
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Read that as if you were someone else lookin at this
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ lol I knew you would find a way to hate
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ I got your back hot stuff and bro do we have a problem ?
The monologue in this movie is priceless at times !! I swear
I get a crack out of the stupidest things #ohwell
this weekend has been one of those you can't really explain . you kinda just had to be with to understand .
The days are getting less and less until I am reunited with _TWITTER-ENTITY_ for more the two hours
Who wants to hang in the MOV on Friday or Saturday or maybe even Sunday ?
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ omg remember my dance when I put on my skinny jeans ?!
I'd much rather spend the evening with my brother when he is in a good mood than do absolutely anything else ! #SoFunny
2 days after your ' boyfriend ' leaves & amp ; you're trying to get back with your ex . #SMUT
I swear some guys are bringing home more shoes than I am
Connor in social studies during our discussion about gay rights : \what happens in the bedroom is none of your business " "
I forgive you ... Only because I'm literally a whole season behind
There are some of the rudest people at this tournament .
lol Valerie's text > & gt ; & gt ;
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ it prolly won't then
Puff coat rappin radford
The farmers only commercial has got to be the funniest commercial
Last year for semi-formal , _TWITTER-ENTITY_ and I were in the middle of the gym and she was spinning me around
Did I just see _TWITTER-ENTITY_ mowing ?
She's drinking before she sees mom
Most likely going to fall on my face multiple times today ..
Loving the selfies in our group chat _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_
I just cried at the end of cool runnings , I'm such a girl !
The snapchats _TWITTER-ENTITY_ and I send to each other shouldn't be legal ......
What my nana said , when I told her I'm gonna be single for valentines day again & gt ; & gt ; & gt ; & gt ;
Claire has now pulled two cutie oranges out of her purse
I wanna hang out with _TWITTER-ENTITY_ and her dad ❤
Omg I am literally so tired , yet I cannot stop laughing
Did you hear about Cindy asking Kristen to leave the barn ? Lol _TWITTER-ENTITY_
Lol at the phone call from my boss .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ haha no not this time
Got the cops called on us tonight ? Yeah I'd say it was successful .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ oh me freaken too !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I had a good wish !
I literally only snapchat one person and it's my bestfriend
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahahaha literally its stuck in my head right now . and when you kept walking into the fan
Everybody keeps asking about what happened Friday , I'm so glad I was there .. I know all the details
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahahaha you're doing it right
No one cared about Dylan Sprouse until his noodz leaked .
Guessing that didnt last long
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ we all did that's why we were laughing
You ever get choked on your drink and have to drink more just to chill out .
You must be very insecure if you & amp ; your boyfriend are walking & amp ; I'm walking your way & amp ; you make him turn around while I walk by .. pathetic
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ we already had this talk at Austin that's night can't say I didn't ever do anything wrong cause I knew
“ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ : \Go down to the feather , turn right down the dead end and stop at the firetruck " ” directions to my house . "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ HAHAAHAHAAHAAAHAAHAHAHAAAAAHAHAAHAAHHAAHAHAA #over4yourlife #rachetforlife literally the funniest pictures on my phone I can't
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ lol . All I got back was \That's gross !!! " Lmfaooo . #kmom "
LOLing at these pictures I'm sending _TWITTER-ENTITY_
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ I can tell
I feel like when ever _TWITTER-ENTITY_ posts a selfie she just sit there and waits for me to comment on it
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahahha bull crap that's what I call candy
My grandma just took two shots of fireball
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ ask her how her coffee was ? Back wash much ?
You don't know crazy until you mess with our family . _TWITTER-ENTITY_
you look like a bug
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ actually all us hippies in Lawrence just walk around naked .
I can see Daylan and Scronathan going at it mercilessly .
Why do girls stay around the dudes that treat them bad when they can get all this love and affection
I can't tell who is who because everyone's name is either beat the Knicks or they have the same avi
When Jacqueline turns up & gt ; & gt ; .
Racine is boring as shit
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ the other day I found a drawing from English class
I hope I see _TWITTER-ENTITY_ tonight and I guess _TWITTER-ENTITY_ too since she's with her ....
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ oh my god Chris you're an ass !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahaha ohemgee .. I just realized that .. Haha #embarassing
Every pretty white girl at one time or another dates a black guy ..... get over it . Our president is black my lambo will be too ☝️
Watching the acting students scream at each other is the funniest soap opera lookin shit omfg
Trying to pass me ? Have fun with that . #SpeedingUp #CantPass
Watch Emans going to block me today for the 2nd time
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I think your happier then I am !
The drunk texts I wake up to & gt ; & gt ; & gt ; & gt ; #hilarious
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I actually loled at that one ahhaha
In 3rd world country's you don't have a choice to go tanning ... You don't have a house - joshmoyer .
Gasp , hunter Moore is a fucktard .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ shut up nubs
Can't go no where with Christian and my daddy
My grandpa just fell asleep with a glass of wine in his hands and spilt it all over him lmao
Nice seeing you !!! _TWITTER-ENTITY_
I love going in public keyed and people know it
My dad : \Is that Katherine Webb ? I'd like to see her take her stuff off , and everyone in that stadium disappear ... " "
Heard if you bitch about it , it gets better #Not #GetAGrip
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ it's about to get crazy . The battle over kama
Oh wait , I don't have anybody to FaceTime .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ those dumbfucks lol that word just made the whole tweet better
I nailed _TWITTER-ENTITY_ in the hip bone
#MiddleSchoolMemories _TWITTER-ENTITY_ & amp ; others picking me up in a desk and getting in trouble I will never forget that !
That def pissed her off
I was excited to get a DM then I saw that it was Ogo's address
Just died laughing at _TWITTER-ENTITY_ ' s tweet on #thebachelorette !!
Okay The Heat is easily the funniest movie I've ever watched
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ uh you don't want mine
Santa is buying big bottles at the liquor store
Just caught a nigga posing in a public men's bathroom while listening to music
Fell asleep on _TWITTER-ENTITY_ last night , my bad
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ I would but my twitter broke
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I read that and heard It at the same time❤
Fuck you Mrs. Dunnjones
If there's a fire drill I instantly think \what if the school blows up ?! " #ThoughtsInMyHead "
The fact that my dad ran out of gas on the way to work this morning after giving me shit for the same thing & gt ; & gt ; & gt ; & gt ; & gt ; & gt ; & gt ;
Just tried to change the radio
Cant wait to come home so i can add to the collection
I know you're not going to admit it , but i know for a fact that you miss me #HAHAHA
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ i have that affect on people
Currently watching the bama game at the rink
Got that right
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ uhhh okay then hahahaha
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ we just bullied people cause we could lmao
Nvm im always in my feelings
Me and Morgan Can literally Never txt With Using Meme's or pictures
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ not judging a bit ! still love you anyways ! Haha
Nicole just put her name in as Hannah Montana
Well aint you a cocky bitch
My mom thinks I'm on drugs .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ id love to pop that dotty lol
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ is experiencing my grammar nazi side #you're
Mom just called me a tweeting fool cuz everytime I tweet , she gets a notification her fault
He wrote faggot all over my lab book
How High is my favorite movie
this isn't happening right now
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ he looks like a bunny
They knew better then to zoom in on Lebrons face like that !!
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I was leaving the highschool parking lot from wrestling and saw you out of breath
So stressful picking an emoji to send to people
They need to make a pitch perfect 2
“ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ : _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ I thought she had massive thigh gap but there's just something on the counter . I can't stop laughing”
Lol whenever I hear Bubble Butt I think of _TWITTER-ENTITY_
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ ten years later
Ummm a man just peed next to me in the woman's bathroom
Gabby just whispered into my ear ever trust a boy who wears plaid " hahahahaha "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahahaa post a cuter selfie next time
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ .... She drew those in .
You're gonna get ur tongue pierced to be better with eating a girl out ? u don't need your tongue pierced , Just practice dude , isn't hard .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ oh yes ! Definitely some group messages !!
Fixing to watch The Heat
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I know who this is about
Getting grams signed up for Facebook .. She's such a hoot
AT & T commercials never get old
Yay finally on chapter 3 in my book
Hahah who the hell is up at this time #umno
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I took like all my pain killers and pretended I was biggie during hypnotize
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ idk bro you probably ruined his life tho
I'm crying bc phoebe is getting married like she's one of my best friends
Global today >
My aunt and uncle are threatening to send my cousin to dining etiquette classes at the yacht club my fam is hilarious
Threesome ? _TWITTER-ENTITY_ remember that ? #regretting
Nothing like almost hitting kids running and them telling us it's okay cause were pretty !
Some people are so FRICKIN ' weird . #dying
Oh that Peggy
HAHAHA that's hilarious
Sarah is gonna be our new toddler and tiara (; #livingdoll #sarah
Love mineeeeee . _TWITTER-ENTITY_ ❤❤☝
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ are you done now ?
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ nah I'm going to bed
Ok I'm a really bad lier I don't know what I'd do if I moved
Snap chat screen shot wars with _TWITTER-ENTITY_ #bitchitson
That dream I had tho & gt ;
\Oh HELL NO she didn't put that in the fridge cause you know the girl with the ass is gonna eat it ""
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I know EVERYTIME I look im dying I have videos of you and me and Avery on my iflip video cam thing oh lord
Omg I'm so stupid
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ ... oh duh . was gonna say come over
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ is too damn funny
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ ahhhhhh HAHAHAHA . it's so true .
Glen- * dog passes outside * mmm that looks like a tasty four legged meal !
That answer Chelsie had
Pull that down lower _TWITTER-ENTITY_
Wow some people never change _TWITTER-ENTITY_
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I love that video so much !
What the hell is _TWITTER-ENTITY_ doing
Please don't fill in your eyebrows if you don't know how to do it correctly .
Andrew H . has to be the funniest guy ever !! #LOL #LAHWF
Why did Thomas just walk in my room and sit on my floor to eat crackers ???
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ looks like you're wearing leggings tomorrow .
Wades tech talk is about to drive me insane .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ maybe like 100¿
Why am I nervous
I love people's reactions when they find out the kind of hood shit I listen to
I love when they fight
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I have to be heard ! #AttentionWhore
I officially hate fishing . Can't catch anything .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ haha
Slipping & amp ; falling getting out of the shower & lt ; #ouch
When 10 year olds make their instagrams private ..... seriously what do you have to hide . #lolatyou
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ THAT'LL BE THE DAY
She's not even pretty when she gets made up professionally ....
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ good news I got my new ring in thanks for the pep talk
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ i know you want a girl friend
usually i really watch the games , but tonight i just looked around for hot guys
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ We did well !!!
Lmfao with this #southpark hahahah
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I never judge people
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I usually never mess up but I don't know , guess I did
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ #HOWDOYOUJESUS
Mackenzie said , I don't even like the football players !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ just stop there ✋
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahahaha I love this movie ❤️
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ You got me , _TWITTER-ENTITY_ , and _TWITTER-ENTITY_ rolling
Where'd the sewing machine come from ?
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I literally laughed out loud by myself in my car . I CANNNT hahahah
Texting _TWITTER-ENTITY_ every time I poop #bombsaway
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahahahahaha madi
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Oh join the club everyone's doing it these days ! Whyyy ??
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ I'm dead
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ No the one I had works fine .
Hearing Alabama people talk about hockey is hilarious .. Supposively the Blackhawks don't have any \star " players .... "
Sophomore Skip day _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ good luck I'll come over if you need me
My boyfriend thinks he can't text when he's eating , watching tv , talking , walking .. Breathing . god love him _TWITTER-ENTITY_
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ this is eons before your time
Just got my 14 year old cousin to twerk hahaha ✔
I like how somebody asked me outside if I'm half Mexican .. No I'm just really tan
You're such a try-hard . Calm down
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ yes and you were like eeewwwwwwww
Lol at girls who were former friends acting possessive/clingy , and then say I abandon them real people don't have time for fake problems .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ this shit is comedy ! Haha #breakfastclub #theyhavetobereadingthelyrics
Not Top Ten This kid punching his dad for not catching a foul ball
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ leaving sending nudes too Nicolette in 2013 !
“ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ : Out to eat with the grandparents . ” Hopefully they look a little more thrilled this time than last .
Damn u thirsty
Helping Kenzie with her test corrections
Hey , make sure to look at it . _TWITTER-ENTITY_
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ so funny
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ right !! It's the best contribution I've ever made !
Ha all you guys have school
Just threw a pie in _TWITTER-ENTITY_ face
The fact that I'm jamming out to some Hannah Montana rn
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ I have my n64 and ps2 still too
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ your default pic
It felt like what I imagine it to feel like
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Saw that 3 times in theaters ✌️
Life is complete paul Abraham just messaged me on Facebook
i just realized the whole varsity football team in my lunch
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I meant to tag _TWITTER-ENTITY_ in that .. #idiotprobz . We convinced him it was
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ ' s tweets right now
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I might just sleep the whole break that sounds good to me
Sounded like someone from the 6th floor just fell out of bed
Shasta's face is priceless when I sing motivation
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ what a dream . lol . That's hilarious
More like girls are always arguing .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ probably my dad
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ this was Hudson talking to coach Campbell
Totally just witnessed a real life jay and silent bob . Gas stations are not the hangout .
Jealous of Aaron's presents because they're getting more attention then me tonight
I should really never be allowed to be awake for 24 hours #goingcrazy #needsleep
And once I tweet that , the ones that it applies to , text me
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ lmao yes so you get the idea
This woman I'm sitting next to at the Pena game > & gt ; & gt ;
I was trying to take a picture of Ashley Peyton and Lyndi today and Mr. Powell kept on photo bombing them .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you sound stupid as fuck right now
How did the cop not know that everyone in the car besides the driver was underage and drunk
I hope nobody gets stuck behind _TWITTER-ENTITY_ & amp ; I on the highway . You won't pass
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ who blogging about me ?
FAT JOKE FRIDAY _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_
Hahaha just went by like 25 horse and buggys but there was no horses so my dad told me it was a repair shop for them
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ they said they were Rachel & amp ; they said they wanted their thong back
Im so funny sometimes !!
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ we're hanging soon for sure ! & amp ; hahahah omg you literally put your face on their shoulders i was dying
Well this just got awkward
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ lmfao thats why i tryed to dance it off
My mom likes to be nosey and read my tweets !
My mom just said Daryl needs a bath
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ \I feel sorry for the people she gives an invitation to !! " #dying lmaoo "
lol . staying with my grandma these next couple of days shall be fun ..
Looking at old pictures of me and my aunt when we were little
What joe just told me ha
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ fun facts are killing me right now
LOL someone caught on quick ✌️
\Do they still make wood dentures like George Washington's ? " #ShizMyBfSays "
I truly enjoy creeping on people's best friend list on snap chat . Sketchy and hilarious and mine just rocks ☺️
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ will you make me toast ?
I can't right now
\I heard you call this place The Land of the Uglies " "
andddd Joseph's drunk
That just made my morning
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ fuck hahah is this about who you were talking about this morning
what did I ever see in #oomf ..?
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I'm fear .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ why do I miss everything that happens in this world
Had 4 cupcakes today .. I hope we run a lot at practice
If anyone saw me and maddie in my basement right now we would actually e friendless
People get sooooo bent outta shape about my tweets calm down nothing is meant to be taken serious ... it's twitter
Omfg i cant believe myself .
LMFAO Kelli's text to me just now #trash
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ my dad said he's been waiting for this day sense I was born
Everywhere we go
I mean guys cradle rob , why can't girls ?
\Is this the popular table ? " " We'll look at me of course it is " "
Khloes rockin the high heels today she's so sassy it's insane
Omg ... _TWITTER-ENTITY_ just got so pissed off and left the room because _TWITTER-ENTITY_ says \punkin " instead of " pumpkin " "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ what are you like 18 ?
I can't believe I just said that
I'm sleeping in this towel because the struggle to get up and find clothes right now
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ just made my all nighter tn doing papers a little but easier
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I'm talking about the ones in jail
Gonna pop . And sure enough , she did . Kinda
Buckwild cracks me up
Lol me my mom AND my dad are going to get pedicures tomorrow .....
I feel so sorry for whoever drove past me and _TWITTER-ENTITY_ as she fed me caramel apples while driving . A . Total . Mess .
Im that person who sits in the cafe and watches vines and busts out laughing !! Go ahead a look , bitch !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I showed ang the text you sent me about hooking you up with a white boy and her exact words were \ its about time " "
These group texts are too much sometimes
Girl code right now
Aww ! Casey's pissed ' cause she can't skip confirmation tonight .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you're such a blonde ..
Try to say I'm lying .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ are you talking about what I think your talking about ?
I'm older then her too ..
Mom just called to tell me she saw _TWITTER-ENTITY_ & amp ; said my dad asked who that was and she just replied with \The girl who drank all your beer " "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Hillsboro to Lynchburg to Wilmington to Milford to Loveland to ch to Lima and then back home
The Pistons have the best announcer in the NBA by farrrrr
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ mike and mike just went from Manziel to Tebow
Kayla's reactions when I talk about trucks & gt ; & gt ; & gt ; & gt ;
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ remember when the horse broke into your car and ate your weed ? Hahahahahahaha
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you're horrible
Dallas Malyk hannah and Snowman all over my TL
There are just days where you need to crawl in bed with your doggies , crack a cold one and watch Grey's Anatomy . Oh wait .. That's just me
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Gary's dancing !
Madie's sleep walking & amp ; sleep talking & amp ; crying over a balloon right now
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ LOL this is like you in chipotle if someone doesn't get guac
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ weirdest night ever dude !!
Dyingggg putting that pic up of Keeley
I feel like I'm the only one in the MOV not hunting right now ..
I offered to be a DD again this weekend . What is the world coming to ?
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ to bad I'm not wearing any
the drake and josh christmas movie makes me cry laughing I swear I love drake and josh
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ lol yep it is !!
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ oh lord hahahah
why do old people hate me
Lololol _TWITTER-ENTITY_ gave up the most yards in franchise history #WhoDat
someone just came through drive thru and said i had welcoming eyes . like okay ?
jordins gonna hate me for how long those texts are
and are easily the best emojis
Oh my gosh what a downgrade
You really think I took time out of my day to prank call your work .. you're an idiot .
Don't bow up when you walk by me like I didn't punk you down
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I'm so funny #snappingintheshower
Feel the warmth
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ yeah well I'm not old
I swear _TWITTER-ENTITY_ has multiple personality disorder ..
Haters gonna hate . _TWITTER-ENTITY_
#PetPeeve when on golf course and I am always up on the green waiting for everyone else
My grandpa clears his throat and goes , \I had something in my throat . " My grandma goes , " What's left of your brain probably . " "
Damn all this black ice , I just totally slipped and fell on my ass❄
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ yes !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ my life . You at least study enough for the psych exam ?.... that's in 4 hours
I had like 4 reeealllyyyy fun nights
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ it's mr. smiths . He thinks it's about to have babies .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I just died
NC is making their selves look so dumb right now . get it _TWITTER-ENTITY_
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ LMFAO what did you do wrong ? atleast you didnt accidently hit the gas and run over the entire back row of cones ... #stilldying
Just remembered _TWITTER-ENTITY_ was yelling turn down for what at the end of the assembly
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ I'm literally crying jens
for this girl to be on my page
Teaching Kelsey Spanish
The 3 minutes I see _TWITTER-ENTITY_ we seriously jam everything we have to say so fast
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahaha 745
Dad stop rapping you are not good
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ there u go !!
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ TAKE THAT ONE SPOT
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I'm too poor to do it
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I was in love with him in 5th grade and I cried when he didn't win American idol
Uhm excuse me but id rather be a \little girl " than be fatass and work at the Tilted Kilt , thank you . "
I'm pretty sure over half the time you put ... You are never really laugh in ' so hard you're crying .
imagine an entire stadium chanting that you suck .... #suckstosuck Kevin Garnett . you were the man in Backyard Basketball though .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ too bad Carrie underwood didn't wear her white slacks
Apparently it's going to be the coldest two weeks in Florida , feeling bad for the tourist
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ whoever keeps calling me knows my mom
Wow I need to do a lot of homework
You are so stupid
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ try thinking about the weirdest person you've ever met x100 and you're pretty close
Hunter can't tell me I'm a bad driver anymore .
convincing my sister that #ackley is my boyfriend & gt ; & gt ; & gt ;
I could watch impractical jokers all day
All of you to'eing right now are cracking me up .
Being in a group chat with _TWITTER-ENTITY_ when Ed is on > & gt ; & gt ;
Bus rides back home are the best
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ her boobs weigh more than me
You must like being the center of attention . Makes me laugh
Brayden laughing at himself lol he's adorable
I really want to go to New York & amp ; Chicago now Thanks guys _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_
I would say something about your trashy ass but ill be quite
Dudes wearing 3D movie glasses
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ same !
Are you joking . It's snowing at the deer lease
This snapchat battle is insane
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahahah I bet if you must you can move ur bed ! Lol
Lucky there's a man who positively can do all the things that make us effing cry
The ref looks like one of the guys from Key & amp ; Peele
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ face been in my phone
That truck sounded good as fuck ! hey boy
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahaha I'm wearing that right now- I'm assuming I'm probably wearing it better ?
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ oh Haley #lol
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ god damnit
Its funny because you retweeted it an you probably got the most ....
Are my lips really that attractive ?
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ you're the one who said it
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ oh my . Sucks that you have to look at them
How many girls you got thinking the same thing
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ So is it carr or car ? #HeLooksOld
This horror movie is a bad version of 50 shades of gray
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ fuck you
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ had to unblock you on behalf of thy tweet
Bad Teacher never gets old
This weekend has probably been the hardest cause I haven't seen _TWITTER-ENTITY_ . #onlybeen2daysdoe
I'm just a bitch .
Those niggas that break they neck to keep their hoes in check h
Total freshman rager in the makings . He says it'll be bigger than TWork so be ready
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ oh my gosh when you said that me and Lauren were so confused
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ definitely ! Bout time I actually use my yoga pants
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ floren ... Ceiling ... Hahaha remember when that dude with the ponytail we called loryn worked there ??
Ackward moment when you are twerking on a dryer and someone walks in _TWITTER-ENTITY_
#parentsfavoriteline would you do me a favor and put away the dishes and throw in another load of laundry for me while I go take a nap
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ so desperate , trying to get some out of the collection of empty bottles in your closet .
Lol the jerseys for sale on those Cheap Jerseys From China Website look retarded
You better don't!
The pictures _TWITTER-ENTITY_ and I are sending to each other
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ \my name is SAVANNA OLIVIA !! " "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ nope it doesn't . I'm gonna tell your mom
You the one with the cupcake face every time !!
you're honestly pathetic
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ damn I can't catch a W with this grids
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ There was one left and a woman was looking at it & amp ; my aggressive shopper instinct made me grab it
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ they made hamburger helper in the microwave
Wondering if I'm gonna get flowers today tho #suckstosuck
She said blue balls
Did he scare you away from herbalife _TWITTER-ENTITY_
Derek makes all the guys I know look pathetic and douche bags .
I can't help but laugh when my mom says bag " "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ pahahah & we wore weird clothes & make up . you put your hair in two buns on the side of your head✋
#InMiddleSchool I was so much fatter . Oh god
Who remembers when me & amp ; Haley attempted smoking hookah and her smoke alarms went off ?
If you got my snapchat video hahaha it's okay if you decide not to be my friend anymore I'm so fuckin weird
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ lolol it's from that Disney channel song
\Take a bag of cocaine , stick a carrot on it , boom you have a snowman . " Conan though "
There are so many cute kid movies coming out , thank God I have my godchild so I have an excuse to go watch them
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ and I'm right behind you re-retweeting what you retweeted
HSU is wayyyy easier than ASU in the biology dept .
I hate Kyle
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ yes of course !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ lmao !
\ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ : OH MY GODDDDD !!! If Krista doesn't stop freaking laughing I will shove cheese doodles up her nose #forreal " "
Highlight of my day was being flashed by five guys while practicing parade routines in town today .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ oh my bad !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I'm saying you must be hacked or something . Or sick . Why are you selling it ?
Oh these steeler game has me dying
All these #tbt photos are cracking me up
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ this is us
These drummers ..... Will just never be as good as the ones I played with
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ take Jimmer #loveyou
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ is one of your favorite at people , bud light ?
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you know exactly who I am talking about lmao
Well uhm thats awkward
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ loom firmiliar ?
The Christmas episode of the office
I believe I gave up on relationships a long time ago single Pringle it is
. 000069- very mature hahahaha anyways I got the saying \it'll buff " from you & amp ; you have a big butt "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Lolol Me and Lex are bffs now .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ OMG HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA dad was getting so mad at us cause we were like on the floor crying
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ u the only on not playing lol get in ⚽
The only plus to going to school is I get to see Matt Gentry every morning
Someone study English with me
Hahahahahaha your a stupid bitch
What my brothers are getting yelled at for
Sedona and I always complain to each other , no matter what it is
Swag ! _TWITTER-ENTITY_
“ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ : I like my women how I like my potato chips ... with a sandwich . ”but with no pickle please _TWITTER-ENTITY_
Hope it's a repeat pep rally
That's a BEAUTIFUL name Madison .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Ella is a year and maybe 40 or 45 pounds you keep that thing up your way !
That , text I just got .
Literally just revined 15 of _TWITTER-ENTITY_ vines and felt no shame in doing so .
my dad is a crazy mf
Kyle put on his apes review .. \I have no clue #honest " "
SnapChat brings out my inner dork hahaha
Atleast Miranda stopped snoring
Ever realized how it's always my fault ? You're NEVER wrong . You perfect little saints .
I like her . She agrees with me✋
I'm sooo awkward
Why spend $20 on weed socks when you can spend $20 on actual weed ?
Found out who my real friends are after last night
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ omg . We did
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ OKAY YAY lolol omg we should smoke a couple bowls and have Kendra teach me stick
That cat is singing
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ LMFAO . I seriously just died omgggg that's greatt
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahaha you're about the be 30 stop being so scared . You should of just stayed !
world of jenks
My chem professor is having us do calculations with the number of micrograms of THC it takes to get you high
wrong direction ok crying
\My legs are so sunburnt that I can't shave them so I have to wear pants . " - _TWITTER-ENTITY_ "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ YESS THANK YOU SO MUCH .. #mademynight #butItsStillTrue
My little monkey butt loves bananas soo much he's covered in them lol
I'm still laughing at your dumbass
When tay bring me food . #fatfransforlyfe _TWITTER-ENTITY_
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ ill be waiting !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ funniest thing I've ever heard
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ sorry bear but my girl don't gag !
Without auto correct I'd be considered illiterate
Hahah these are hilarious
Will knows when I have my period bc I am even more of a bitch
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ yup ! Hahaha probably
The fact that you can see Jennifer Aniston's nips in every episode of Friends
grown ass teenagers in boyscouts ?
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ it's just funny and it's okay I have the weirdest laugh ever too so we twins
I have to give rishawn my Sanuks
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ ohhh Kevin
That picture of me running ... & lt ; & lt ; & lt ; & lt ; & lt ; & lt ; & lt ; & lt ; & lt ; & lt ; & lt ; & lt ; & lt ; & lt ;
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ what even
Haha \Was that thunder ? " My Mom asks .. The Bass in the Scion is a little too turnt for her . "
\He's crazy , and people all around the world think so . " "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ OH MY GODDDD THAT'S HILARIOUS !!!
I hope my secret Santa likes camo wrapping paper
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I thought I was hearing stuff then at the very end I waved at whoever that's mean af
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ OMG yes this story is funny
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I used to take pictures haha it's bad !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ it's not that bad
Taught Mrs. Wright how to say ' backpack ' in Spanish .. she said it like 25 times !
My boyfriend said since I'm laid up in bed , and can't tan , that he's finally gonna have his white girlfriend back I love him .
Payback . ☝️
Never mind I will punch someone like you . I wish nothing not even the best for you . -punch someone like you with a little help from Adele
Okay , I'm dead in the floor .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ lmfao I finish all my runs
I ask my mom what she's making for dinner and she replies Wendy's or McDonalds
“ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ : Condoms are like parents ... they are there to protect you , but usually it's more fun when they're not around . ”
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Lets see if you can actually find me I guess
I kno Emily hates being told her hairs ugly .
Dying at the #tbt pictures
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ well it's good to know you changed it from the egg but I'm not sure if anyone else besides you knows that
HAHAHA I just can't get enough of that video .
visiting granny at the nursing home and she asked me if I wanna move in with her , but I gotta pay rent
I swear , Hunter Moore is the shit
Ahh mama goes \damn I don't think black men are attractive but after I saw him I was like damn I is now " "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ it's alright ! I was just checking if you were okay
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahaha mine too
Pretty sure my brother should learn to not bring food around me . 2 nights in a row I stole his pizza right off his plate #FatAss
Seriously love #Ridiculousness .. Could watch this show all day
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ OMG . THAT WAS SO GREAT
“ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ : Maybe next year I'll tan with bands all over my arms and legs so when I take them off I'll look like a tiger . ” only you
My cat has a cold
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I didn't get it at first dude
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ was that you waving at me ? I couldn't tell
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ guess you filled them for nothing then
Making the boys listen to all my music from the 2000's and showing them music videos .
\ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ : This time last year I beat the shit out of Liz Starr " Lets get a repeat this year (; "
I love high school girls because i get older and they stay the same age
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ fine ... I admit .. Not the team , just me
i'm crying about what ambam just tweeted
Too bad they did
\ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ : My brother is dancing " I'll dance with him "
lmfao my best friend literally loves to creep on everyone I hate just to tell me how ugly they are
Bitches be on a whole me level of hate now a days
Listening to ludicrous reminds me of when my sister was mad ghetto
My grandpa threw away his iPad
Don't threaten me with a good time
In the break room with a bunch of foreigners . Gotta love the convos & amp ; accents #Europeanproblems
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ #truuuue I'm just too lazy ..
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ don't mind em .. Ps- what the hell is the R word ? #HatersForDays
Lol at the water pump breaking open #momspissed
Hahah I drake n drive n it's Just terrible
i watch this movie all the time , i know literally every line ..
Love having my long lost best friend _TWITTER-ENTITY_ to text late at night while we're both up and lonely
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ You bad though !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ where me and _TWITTER-ENTITY_ come from that means always
Jennifer just thought an ambulance was a fire truck
They only words cousin KC & amp ; Uncle Donny know are swear words .... And the only drink they know is beer . #TheBestCombo
Lets all play fucking innocent
i literally just deleted 500 pictures off my phone & amp ; I have bout 200 left .
My mom texted me to see if I was staying at Mary's .... well considering it's 2 , I think so .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ it's all good ! Made my night
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I hope you got mauled by some angry bears like last time
She admitted she's retarded
Destiny is funny
Katie was talking about that last retweet too earlier
Making Dylan skip rugby because I don't want to get a piercing alone
\ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ : _TWITTER-ENTITY_ I'm going to just because you said that " take me "
I love that people hate my sister she's so stuck up .
I hope you know CPR because your taking my breath away
Did a mini burn out and rolled a bunch of coal
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ how do I sign up
Just wondering to myself ... How the hell is _TWITTER-ENTITY_ gonna pass Spanish when she can't study for her final exam tomorrow
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ its okay matt i forgive you
When I run I feel like I look like an idiot bc of my legs lol .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ love you too Sexy
watching the episode of spongebob where spongebob and Patrick have a clam baby together
Some guys are soooo whipped I'm like almost embarrassed for them
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Die L's for Lorraine man #LorraineK
Some of the homecoming pictures are actually really funny
Meghan was about to cut some betches doe
Get em ' Desmond !! _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_
Rodgers isn't in the game for Gruden to rave about so it sounds like he's settling for McCown hahahaha
OMG my dad just told me he's different like 2 chainz
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ no not anymore ive had him for like a year and a half so im pretty used to him heheh
If people ever read mine and _TWITTER-ENTITY_ texts they would think we need help
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ remind me to never try to rap again
Dayton's little brother needs to be on one of the at & t commercials
All of these old songs & gt ; & gt ;
hope everyone enjoys my header
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ also ... huge pigeons , solo , Tim tam slams , and the fact that we constantly got lost bc Syd was so hard to navigate ! #LETSGOBACK
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Hahaha I honestly laughed out loud when I saw this . Oh my gosh
Having neighbors to borrow from is great but you know they're the best when you can borrow from them when they aren't home _TWITTER-ENTITY_
\You either love cupcakes or you're wrong " "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ that was so funny when it happened the sophomores are so fake towards eachother it's hilarious
Apparently _TWITTER-ENTITY_ and I don't know how to pump gas ... \Do you need help " thank you random dude in Salisbury "
I love my 7th period
Jayna we are #twins
I'm dying omg my mom is the shit
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ actually not
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ haha and failed !
wish _TWITTER-ENTITY_ could come to my Mimi and papas today
I can't sleep in the same room as my boyfriend because my dog is terrified of him the things I do for this spoiled pup
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ haha no not me this girl on tv it was funny as shit
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ wrong Blake !
Wait . Did this person just respond 10 days later to me .. #whateven
Maybe he won't remember
I guess now , the color of your hair determines how nice you are . Hahaha
Hannah seriously had the best idea tonight and I love her for it
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ gotta send little old Andrew back to drivers ed
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ haha I would do that
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ yeah but we have 3 weeks off in the next month in a half so I'll just tough it out
My snapchat conversations tonight ... #cantdeal
“ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ : am i the only one who tries to learn lyrics to rap songs so i can surprise people during car rides”
\Listen college kids I'm onto you and I learned this new thing , you cannot do molly . And I have free condoms " _TWITTER-ENTITY_ moms visits "
My aunt jenns so crazy
i don't get why people steal stuff outta cars ? the most you'll find out of any of our cars is a knife and some change
Some people just crack me up with their stupidity
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I know
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ thanks abby hahaha
in need of new friends
I just it invited to play ball in Australia for team FL lmao I haven't put a helmet on since spring
Your picture was bound to end up on there anyways .
What walking around the mall in my foam flip flops from the nail place
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ ahahah I love you
This dude looks like George Bush !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ I bet y'all were
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ remember that night at Carson ...?
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ lmao ! Thanks jess but I meant duck .... actual ducks . I'm using them to hold me up there all night
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ I thought Friday ?? I texted you but that's when you had your old phone
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ has me laughing with his tweets about the case
Why is everyone so tired today im wide awake
Like are you humping the air ... Or .. What is that ? ☺
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ lmfao #enough #said
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ yea we did early but it just broke
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ really that was the funniest moment of my life
are my most used emoji ... I have a laughing problem
The random things I feel the need to tell Gregg .
I think it's so funny when people pat transformation Tuesday and there is no difference
You know you're bad when you try to shoot at Rick Ross multiple times and miss his fat ass
Andrew says I'm a terrible driver .
My family try's to give me a guilt trip for not talking to my mom if she wasn't a druggie & amp ; chose drugs over me I would talk to her .
We live such eventful lives _TWITTER-ENTITY_
so basically we have the dumbest guys at our school
I just had a dream during my nap that I kidnapped Wiz Kahlifa
\My hair's so thin you can read through it " #MamaFields "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ YES PLEASE DO IT
Someone text meeee
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ your garbage
I probably shouldn't have laughed as hard as I did at that tweet
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ i know dude i freaked out when i was out of his eyesight
Annoying _TWITTER-ENTITY_ by talking nonstop and crawling all over him when he's trying to nap & gt ; & gt ;
Lol I wanna see makenna right now
Lmfaoooo I woke my whole family up because I'm laughing so hard at Family Guy rn
My mom just said she's a gay lover ... oh ok ? #comingout
You know those Dexter girls were thinking \damn ghetto kids " when they heard our rap music blaring from the football stadium _TWITTER-ENTITY_ "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ ik who this is about and your absolutely right
My tweets have been so negative lately .
Getting crumbs all over Alex's bed . #whoops #mybad
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ what a melancholy time for the two of us
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ You're such an ass , Jordan .
The shit we say > & gt ; & gt ; People would probably think we are so messed up
Jordan is very sensitive about his sunsets
watching the cat in the hat reminds me of _TWITTER-ENTITY_
Non leadership kids coming to freshman day to scope out all the freshman
\Whatever back freckle ! " "
This guy next to me on the bus looks like Will Mckenzie
#ILearnedTodayThat softball players who don't wear bows are gay ... Which means _TWITTER-ENTITY_ must not wear bows
Only we would be at Waffle House right now #fattys _TWITTER-ENTITY_
I love _TWITTER-ENTITY_ responses to my screenshots I send him ! #bestfriend
My Nana's heat is broken AWESOME . FREAKING AWESOME .
This movie is histarical
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ dude easily the sorriest thing I've ever seen
Riley is so gay
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Mandy !!! Lmfao at that vine that was a great way to wake up from nap #Perfection
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ how was work ?
I don't think people say that
Get it girl , over the email
Time to turn in my whistle
why the fuck would say that #thirstyasslittlegirl
Peter's reaction to drinking red bull is spot on & gt ; & gt ; & gt ; #familyguy
All these girls going hard on each other for WCW
Cologne cause he's fresh like that
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ poor Wyatt had to deal with the phone call
I have such a bad temper
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahahaha I never call you telling you that
Hahaha I loved your snapchat !! _TWITTER-ENTITY_
Matt just found his gift to Daniella in the junk drawer
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I probably watched this 20 times
\Did you see the giant box of bananas your mom brought home ? As if she's gonna make banana bread the size of your truck ??? " -dad "
Me _TWITTER-ENTITY_ and _TWITTER-ENTITY_ chased a UFO for about 30 minute tonight
I say swag after anything good that happens an my dad gets so pissed
Who tf is this guy on Fox 8 ??
The Applebee's commercial with the dancing black guy & gt ; & gt ;
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ we were stupid it was at Julie's house
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ look at the vine she just posted ....
your funny on twitter all the time but i feel like you hate me
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I know . Haha . Don't get your panties in a bunch .
FUCK YOU JOE ! HAHAHAHAHAHBABAHAHAHABABHAHA
I remember one time my dad asked me why Avenged Sevenfold wasn't called Avenged Fivefold cause there's only 5 members .
I told Shannon that they were fondling the anatomy skeleton and our sub said , \it's kind of kinky , isn't it " .... I'm weak "
I was literally under the table dying from laughter
came home & amp;' Waynes World is on . ( only people from last years french 1 will understand this )
So from now on when people say : he world doesn't revolve around you " I'm just gonna act really shocked and upset and see how they react "
tell me how I fell off the fucking cliff !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ really I thought it didn't hahaha
Apparently Robbie needs to chargER his phone
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I look like a whole different person right now .. #wisdomteeth #chipmunkcheeks
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I only know 1 song
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ he's dead to me rest in hell Dave coconate
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ because they wished they had our spouses
Playing cards with Mamaw , her sister , and _TWITTER-ENTITY_ ❤ #itsloud #family _TWITTER-ENTITY_ we miss you !
“ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ : Mocking people in a voice they don't even have . _TWITTER-ENTITY_ Us everyday making fun of mom
Have you ever looked at yourself and been like nope . _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_
My juggling abilities will be put to the test tonight
#BanOneDirectionFansFromTwitter . Why is this trending ?
can't tell pam about our kitty though . she'd kill me .
\ I call you Mike bc youre the .. Most . Ignorant . Kid . Ever " fuck yall "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ I will never forget that . I'm going to do that !! ❤❤
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I ammmm✊
Lmfao at my last retweet
awkward moment when you are watching a movie with your family & amp ; a sex scene comes on
My brothers are freaking out about tonight .
is she really that depressed & amp ; upset that he's moved on ?
I got pepperoni pizza-flavored chapstick in my stocking
It's kinda sad when you go to clean out your lunch box and you find food in it , from the last day of school
Wow . Some people need to go back to high school math classes lol .
Kid in my math just told me the new Mustangs are rice .
The girls you associate yourself with are straight garbage
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I knew it wasn't in my head
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I'm sorry
So I just read \mamming " is the new " planking " .... Easy enough . Lololol "
I keep forgetting everyone else has class today #suckstosuck
When _TWITTER-ENTITY_ tried to run into those girls tonight ! > & gt ; & gt ; & gt ;
S/O to _TWITTER-ENTITY_ for not lettin us get pulled over for a noise violation
We're about to play man hunt ....
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ haha nah she don't hate me , why don't you mind your own damn business and shut the fuck up ?
Grown ups 2 is pretty funny .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ we are all so screwed
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ is a baaaaaad person
What's a boyfriend ?
Wait if you have a girlfriend , why we lookin through my pictures
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ it was just for you !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ oh you're so welcome
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ I have never met you but I can bet you would fit right into this conversation too with us
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ is the perfect thing to help make a stressful day better #laughingoutloudinthecar
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I just realized who you were
You ain't about that life ✋
She said not to get smacked in the doctors office with my attitude
The amount of people at hannafords right now
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Erin also asked what a faucet was in Biology last year . highlight of my entire year !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ duh that's why it's my lock screen . HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA JK
\They could do some damage " "
Bringing ratchet to another level right now
ll is is " #drunktexts ooookay .. "
I feel bad for everyone that doesn't get to see these ballers in my Gym class everyday !
Hahah amire the fakest person alive He be trying to scheme his riends " cuz he's going no where in life cuz all he cares about is drugs "
Sixers up 15-0 on Heat . We're going to the ship
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I know bruh
My uncle right now > & gt ; & gt ; & gt ; #dragqueen
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ he needs me to sing to !
I don't know about you but I'm feeling 10 years old but ill beat ur a **
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ only you
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ why you do your dad like that
Just beat my dad in a bet now he owes me money #winnerswin
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ like donkey kong ? just wait until German 3 .
I'm not even a crazy obsessed fan , but he is pretty hawt .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ forever and ever ❤
Hey , when it's that good , you can't keep it to yourself ! _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ like this is one of the best pics ever
Scott's just said this was his favorite movie
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I know !
Some people just look like they'd stink ... MGK definitelyyyy looks like he'd stink ! ✋
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ lol . Doesn't apply to you . But some white girls especially Canadian ones are like blind or something .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I wanted to see what you were gonna say about me
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ true true . And promise ill be there this time
\I feel like I'm gonna be Amish in my next life . Like I just know it . " _TWITTER-ENTITY_ "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ that's actually a great idea , I'll probably fail them all anyway
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you know , I just don't understand how that really works
Singing \Traffic traffic , lookin ' for my Chapstick , feelin ' kinda car sick , there's a ford maverick " at work ' cause I'm the bored . "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ no my 7 .
I remember my boys _TWITTER-ENTITY_ & amp ; _TWITTER-ENTITY_ last year told me that brackston lost his phone on a roller coaster i died laughing
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ look at my last tweet
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I knew that
When dad calls to see if I have enough Orange Juice for breakfast AND the weekend ... Awwww MY HERO ! ❤
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I haven't been on time once second semester
Thanks to Zack that wonderful night had to come up again
I love that Dylan just brought up Tori and Nick dating
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Mayans ? I thought we were friends . At least spell my name right . Lolz just kidding
Ratchet at its finest
It's gonna be a long day with mike making all these jokes about me . _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_
If she don't recycle she doesnt deserve the D just sayin
omg im dying over here this is hilarious
ally - ask Mikey if he thinks I have a but , ask Mikey if he thinks I have a but , ask Mikey if he thinks I have a but
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ oh my god hahahahahah
Just watched Madea's Christmas . it was so funny
Me- mom what do you want me to get you in Oregon ? Mom- shells . Hahaha
I have my twitter on three different devices so when I get a notification , there dings all around the house
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I LOVE YOU
My grandma wants me to go to church tonight . I haven't been since last year lol . Told her I'll go if she takes me to the liquor store
so you think this is my fault ? lol you were the one who did this to me . good luck trying to get out of this . HAHAHA #dumbbitch #youreadick
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ haha _TWITTER-ENTITY_ hunter ur too funny man
I drew a huge penis on a paper plate at Nicks house and put it in the middle of the pile and his mom just found it
I crack myself up laughing
Which one of you convicts can pass the mashed potatoes ? #anchorman2
Mine & amp ; ambers daily talks are to die for
Tried to open the car door at the same time and realized it was locked lmao
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ swear we are hahaha but i like it
This needs to stop .
Then we should sit at wendys
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ vines are the funniest ones I've ever seen I'm actually dying . And I love that face you make in every one
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ okay sure thing
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ damn help me out
“ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ : _TWITTER-ENTITY_ I always pretend I'm Luigi kicking a koopa shell but I will definitely have to try out the lunchbox . ”
I can honestly say I wear yogas and leggings more than I wear jeans
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahah so your dads Steelheads seats are right across the rink from us and he was totally just dancing . I was dying
My burek brings all the boys to the yard and they're like Elhamdulilah .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahha I can agree with you on that !!
\just cause it's Thursday it doesn't mean we have to drink . " _TWITTER-ENTITY_ " weren't you just bitching about being sober for two weeks " Touché "
Now taking applications for someone to dick Malia down so she can shut the fuck up
If you wear bright green crocs to school ... #imjudgingyou _TWITTER-ENTITY_
some ya'll really said #BullsSweep first game too
recently revined so many baby videos i cant help but notice their uncontrollable cuteness/hysterics
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ aw . Hahaha you were in the car literally saying how you were gonna be on the plane constipated guess it actually happened
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahaha I had a typo sorry
My mom is hungover right now
Lmao just laughed at how salty coach got when she saw us at the game the other day _TWITTER-ENTITY_
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Real sorry
I knew _TWITTER-ENTITY_ would be the most excited for this
If anyone has my sister Justice Humphrey In class PLEASE knock her books out of her hand !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ We always find plenty of stuff to do , even if it's just driving around honking at ppl
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ HAHAHAHAHA !!!
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ aww love her miss you tho
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ bahahhaha fuck you .
\Don't tell a girl you took Viagra , I think that's even on the warming label " "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ look at your pupils
How about you grow up and stop acting like you're 12 . I guess maturity is out of the question too ?
That was great ! _TWITTER-ENTITY_
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ now like none of the other hm girls are cool
You shouldn't have to change who you are for someone you like #whipped
Lol . Pat sent us to the Ice Cream shop with $10 and is all like ring my change back now " .. Mmk we came back with . 55 cents . Haha #dummy "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ GET IT #LP
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ they look like pancakes
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ they beat you to the punch
Wooo can't wait for some baseball tonight #sweep
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ and It would have been cold so better off
\ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ : Bet I can get a girl quicker than you could tho ""
So therefor both of you are compulsive liars and hoes ? #Icrackmyselfup
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahahahah omg stop it lol She already did
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ was it in the morning ?
Literally praying that that gets busted
When Lexie asks me how my love life is ...
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ I was thinking the same
Slept in Brooke's bed with _TWITTER-ENTITY_ while Brooke went to her tennis lesson . #bestfrandyall
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ but you still ain't gettin it
I took my grandpa to the bank and when he came out he forgot where I was parked and tried to get in the wrong car
Lol I get home and my dad is watching spider man too _TWITTER-ENTITY_
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ prob so . That was great .
I can't take Jason Pitts seriously .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ it's because of your debate !
When _TWITTER-ENTITY_ tries learning Italian and the only words that come out of her moth in Italian is fuck you bitch !
Me and rissa are retarded
when _TWITTER-ENTITY_ snapchats me and tells me to text her because she hasn't gotten any texts in three hours #ifeelyourpain
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hah . seriously .
Walked in on my sisters bf watching workaholics .... chatting their names #mademynight
My 8 yr old twin nieces described the scariest slide as epic , say what ?
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ clearly .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ is literally the funniest teacher
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahaha ! I don't even know how I was the logical one in such a tempting situation ...
How to stay STD free ? Quit being a trollop on the weekends
If I had a boyfriend why would I move
Tyler's so confused about my twitter name
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ seriously can we ?
Spent $94 in Marshall's
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ OMG . ROLF .
158- You're a cute ginger . I don't know you though .
What happened to your eal friends " ? "
This coach is trying to tell me how to play golf .... she has big hoop earrings in hahaha please go back to the ghetto
\I tried these new diet pills & amp ; just shit myself silly " _TWITTER-ENTITY_ "
Still can't stop laughing
No one will be at St. John's Saturday
I seriously love this movie ! #EasyA
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ wtf is wrong with people these days
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Got money for the shotties Yooo
I feel so pretty right now
Louise is letting me go grocery shopping to buy her a bag of Doritos and Redbull #workinghard
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ OMG NOO IT'S SO UGLY
Seriously my mom right now
Hahahaha it isn't even him omg plz stop
Then I had the #4 from Dairy Queen today
The only time I want a boyfriend is at night so he could send me nice things where is Lexwo _TWITTER-ENTITY_ ???
I already am a good boy
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ it still gets me to this day ....
\Magic in numbers . " _TWITTER-ENTITY_ "
The things Max says ...
My dad called Oscar a dumb ass
I just licked the sand
I broke my pelvis & amp ; 2 of my cousins had to have surgery this week , damn my family needs to get it together
I'm glad I'm not in band
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ a oh tanner
Evans too heated right now
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I know
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I seriously just got _TWITTER-ENTITY_ a fucking burrito ! Should have asked ten minutes sooner
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I'm watching scary movie 2 and the guy with the weird hand reminds me of you idk why
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ AHHAHAHAHA WHAT WHY OH MY GOD THAT'S SO GREAT
My brother : mother fucker everyone's scared of me . If not I'll fuck them up ' okay mark whatever you say
My mom and sister both have physco ex boyfriends who won't leave them alone hahaha
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ she loathes you , Jack . Snipe her !
I think I had way too much fun volunteering today
Watching she's the man and _TWITTER-ENTITY_ asks if it's princess diaries so there's that Hahahaha
my grandpa likes little boys like him ... i mean uh wut _TWITTER-ENTITY_
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ are you in my french class ?
I had nothing to say to Austin's tweet
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I KNOW
Jade sees the picture I post on Instagram & amp ; says \You have more balls then any guy I know " "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ mhm . Cause someone decided she wasn't gonna go that day , or maybe it's the day you got suspended .
I'm a good talker , a sweet talker ... I can talk my way out of just About anything but with a female ! Not Mr. J !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I know
I came in like a wrecking ball
. _TWITTER-ENTITY_ \For real with your corners , they're gonna be tested , if they can make it to the stadium without getting arrested " "
Getting hit on two creepy guys & amp ; one who just got his tongue pierced . Lmfaoooo , no . ✋
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ lolololol you have no friends
People getting put on blast
Baffled that you actually thought that was about you .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ struggles of not having a car
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ that's exactly what it means
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ me and you both lol
I literally watch the incredibles every other day
My Econ professor just said ough noogies . " Umm #wut "
My mom just said \every time I hear Obama I always think of you yelling " THANKS OBAMA ! "" "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I'm glad you liked it
today while shaking hands instead of saying ' good game ' the wilmot girl said ' I will get you in basketball ' #classic
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahaha I don't think you'd die ....
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahaha what ?
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ if anyone's weird it's you and Lindley
Lol I literally tried to unlock my locker with my car keys remote
Just saw a guy riding his bike while carrying a 12 of yuengling
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I love how you say lol
Just watched _TWITTER-ENTITY_ ' s parody of Versace . I'm crying .
lexxxxi would favorite that .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ HOW COULD YOU CASS
Could be so mean right now , but I won't ..
I can't deal with people that can't take jokes
Barack Obama is so sassy , I love it !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ may hate me right now but I'm seriously getting a kick out of our picture texts right now
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you're killing me
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ That was me
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ your tweets are so intense
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ desperation has reached new levels .
The music I listen to does not match my appearance at all
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ he's the best
Oh my gosh Hailee your last retweet
Made 2 friends yesterday _TWITTER-ENTITY_
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I think you mean \orgasm " babe "
Student in the program I finished at Kent accidentally CC'd the whole program in an email bitching about a professor ...
\Is this a gumball machine ? NO it's a dodge Durango . " Lmao that commercial gets me every time . I love Will Ferrell "
SIKE I found that necklace and it's ugly AF
I feel like people are judging me because I still love and obsess over One Direction but idc cuz so does like 937497389% of the school
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ I'm done
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ LOLOLOLOLOL I'm actually crying thinking of you two doing p90x
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I giggled
bills fans go hard ❤️
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ let me guess .. John chipped a nail and had to go to the hospital ??
My dad's about to buy a gun
Stephen you're so lame haha
Nothing like running downstairs after _TWITTER-ENTITY_ texts us saying she fell off her bed
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ not you
Hahahahah _TWITTER-ENTITY_ this app
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ know what that means
Benny from George Lopez sounds oddly like Daryl from walking dead
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ oh god haha wait until both of them are in the highschool next year .. actually let's not thik about that yet
FOUND A GAS STATION THEY PRAYIN PAID OFF THANK YOU JESUS
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ let's go throw ?
OMG what happened during pretty little liars this week ?! _TWITTER-ENTITY_
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ your snap video of your dad just made my day love him
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ thanks Maddy !! Love you
“ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ : Don't you hate it when you're reading a sentence and it doesn't end how you testicles . ” Hahaha I died
Ya snapchat name is Tom Hanks lololololol _TWITTER-ENTITY_ I hate uuuuuu
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ I'm actually laughing .
\ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ : at least with makeup on i look like a hotter version of a yam " "
Finally made a vine lol
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ that was the funniest thing ever
Shot the basketball and this bird hit it . #perfecttiming
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ your avi gets me every time
Fist pumpin ' past a cop is always a good time
When the track team decides to go crazy because we have to zip up warm-ups #awkward
Oh my gosh _TWITTER-ENTITY_ is gonna have to try to find my house again today Lets see how this goes .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ don't judge me when I do this #floridaprobz
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ why didn't we go together ?! Weird I was totally gonna ask if you wanted to get yours done
You're so disgusting , can't believe I ever liked/missed you . I have no idea what I was thinking
Congrats to every person having sex tonight
I'm pretty sure everyone is talking about basketball on the timeline but I'm not sure ... I don't watch that LOL
I still can't stop laughing
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Im trying to stay positive
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ is lazy still asleep ?
My sister & amp ; I literally drive my mom insane
Let me be nice
So underwater wall twerking is possible
My southern accent sounds pathetic here . Yay Lampasas !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ just unzipped her pants in Buffalo Wild Wings . #y
#ConfessionNight I love twerking lol #DontJudge
Haha Ryan is slow for that #WVeducation
I was a cute wittle football player in elementary that's for sure .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ so that's what I heard ...
lol I remember like 6 years ago I convinced myself I was gonna marry Cam Ward❤ #ily
urglars , cat burglars , burglar cats " I love Clay Matthews "
Ashley I really hope your not blushing in front of him
Sean has his own room at my house
Omg I just watched the old fight between jimmy and Joey mills ! Hahah I'm dying
You want me to say something to you but you left school ?
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I don't know why but I'm literally crying laughing at this right now
What me and _TWITTER-ENTITY_ have in common > & gt ; & gt ; & gt ; ❤
Sooo today I found out that my old Abercrombie & amp ; Fitch manager is one of the captains of the Redskins ' Cheeerleaders #fuckinglol
So excited for the fair tonight with my cute date _TWITTER-ENTITY_
999- I love you and our conversation right now is great you're one of my favorite seniors ❤️
I blame _TWITTER-ENTITY_ for me still being up
“ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ : My moms upset about a boy . Stay single , so you can mingle . #” she's still sad ?! CHEER UP MOMMA JOY
Got Tom hooked on AHS , but he's too scared to finish the series alone
You look like you're doing drugs
“ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ : despite the contradictory advice circulated in the late ’90s , if you wanna be my lover , please do not get with my friends”
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ It's like an addiction for me now I just bought like 20 of their songs !
So come play just dance with me and Christie #seriously
School not being cancelled is so not the presidents fault
key and peele is so funny
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ what the heck it deleted but I KNOW
Definitely playing power ; 350 million I need that !
Lol Caroline just called me and said she's having withdrawals and I need to hurry w the keg .... For the third time today
my uncle just called me and asked if I could be his dd . I assumed he meant later tonight .... he means at 4 #getittogether #dead
Some peoples only confidence is their ratio
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ yes I ran to _TWITTER-ENTITY_ ' s house from lakeside
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ aren't u suppose to eat afterwards ? Hahah
I'm not getting any sleep tonight
Sign _TWITTER-ENTITY_ for linebacker had 2 interceptions ... Sign her up and _TWITTER-ENTITY_ #Interceptions
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ it's bed time ! Get your damned pjs on and crawl into bed w/ your wonderful future wife . NOW . Not telling you again son .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ #Youresuchacopiersleepyhead Guess who I am ? ................ Brett Coreno .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ mayyyybe later
shout out to my girl _TWITTER-ENTITY_ that always gots my back !
Aaaannnddddd double play
Shane says he has germ sex
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ omg idk but I think that's the cuter thing ever
Rehearsal today though
Nadia's in twitter jail !!!! Bahahahahahaha
I feel sorry for this doctor my foot fuckin stinks from this boot #nasty
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ she needs to be medicated . Like I thought she was gonna stab me because I waved at Carly from afar . Haha
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ don't you have to pay for them too ?
Hopes ex boyfriend is dating a 15 year old with a baby wtf
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ ahahah yeah there's no way I'm gonna get even close to finishing in 17 days
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ right now > & gt ; & gt ; & gt ;
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ vim sorry I can't help it lolz
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Sanford's class & gt ; & gt ; & gt ; & gt ; ☺️
\I just shipped my pants " "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I don't like to wear pants or panties when I'm drunk ! Maybe ya shouldn't invite me out in public if you don't like it
It's kind of super pathetic when you have to make up having a boyfriend . #GoodWork
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ actually you did stop trying to make me look stupid
For someone who gets shot down so much why am I so cocky ?
Did you ever get your catheter in the mail yet _TWITTER-ENTITY_ ?!
Lauren's working out and I'm drinking by the pool #somethingswronghere
Why .. Just why ..?
The snapchat I just got from my brother
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ obviously not since I'm not cool enough for the shop
#PerksOfDatingMe I can't remember
I haven't talk to him all day & amp ; he expect me to be there for him .
I love that you think you're a threat to me
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahaha you're right that would be gross
you two are pathetic .
I'm such a terrible basketball player
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ it's true tho
guys .... I have problems ....
There is a bit of snow in Philadelphia
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahahahahhaha literally dying right now
I swear to god I just read the funniest thing I've ever read in my life
Jessica doesn't appreciate me singing Taylor Swift
you're super cute !! we have to hang out soon ! you seem really nice and chill . text me .. wait u already are
The ohio state band people are fuckin nuts
watching my back one day at a time
\What if she was giving you a blow job and she was like .. Can we sleep like this ? " _TWITTER-ENTITY_ "
My brother and I just had an entire conversation in hashtags
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ good to know !!
3 time taking this retake
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ why tf you outside go inside
Your not country , you live by Hayes
Im fucking rolling on the floor laughing no joke right now
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I stared at mine for like 10 minutes
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ Play nice my sweet loves , LISETTE doesn't know it but since Josh volunteered her .. she is DD #responsibledrunks
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ texts and spells better drunk than he does sober . #nicejobbud
the only reason I turn on my tv is so I don't sit in awkward silence !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahahaha dying right now
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ lol _TWITTER-ENTITY_ you dan
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ HE PIT A PANDA
I mean 15
So I forgot to tell you guys that my dad said he used to trip shrooms with my uncle Leroy #RIPtomyfavoritecrazyass #missyou
I love KU more than almost everything❤ I have a problem
The Larson one
We use to always steal there bikes lol then they finally realized it was us when we left em on the stop sign and they called the cops
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ LOLOLOL cause it was tea ! #takeaseatbitch
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I could have good grades ...
\Transformation Tuesday ? Throwback Thursday ? What's next Wayback Wednesday ?? " my thoughts exactly . "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I'm done
I mean if that's what you want
I'm just laughing too hard right now
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ the left side of my mouth is numb , my nose is numb ... And I can only smile on one side of my mouth #thestruggle
My first 30 minutes being home and I'm already getting yelled at .. #WoahHomeLifeIsSoFun .
Baby brother just told me he wanted to learn kung fu so he could beat me up
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I could picture you saying this , I'm the boulder by the way
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ well good luck with that
to the girls who have tattoos on their stomach , thighs , and sides .. have fun watching those stretch
His tweet wasn't even about me
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I love you dude
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ whatever you say
after I got lost 400 times tonight in neve driving again
\A physical a year , keeps you in cheer . " "
imagine seeing fish walk around with like little legs
The Heat was the funniest movie ever
Tomorrow is gonna be great !!! ❤
Just saw the dumbest tweet ever from a high school Clemsux fan about Carolina fans . I love good laughs like that .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ omg . hahaha
This class is hilarious today
Hopefully or maybe I'm just dreaming
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ it's a song eyebrow killer
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ that would be hilarious !! Actually I can bring my pit bull over you drop a couple ? Or one of the horses
Sometimes I just can't deal with my own family
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ lol you were close but no cigar
I can't stop laughing .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ and _TWITTER-ENTITY_ are toooooo cute
The number 3 . Turn it clockwise 90 degrees and you pick your inappropriate . #lnjf
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ does he ever dm back ?
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ he's a cutie
Of all people , that dead beat does not get to me !
Ms upchurch is singing Christmas time because her Christmas tree is here
Seth reminds me of Rob dyrdek .
I'm just bein ' real ?
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ oh my gosh
We make the most fun out of Chemistry class . You're always cracking me up
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ & amp ; I are being inappropriate right now . Sorry _TWITTER-ENTITY_
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I'm really curious on who this is about
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ haha okay !
I'm probably going to be really mad at the fact that I lost my car keys in the morning
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ nooo you are so funny
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ HAHAHHAHAHAHAHA
Thought mmmm better not
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ JACKPOT !!!! He found the little sluts panties !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ she's such a creep
My 4 year old brother is so conceited
The love my golf coach has for me is unexplainable .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ and i getting a tweet on being serious about a sugar daddy ...
She's waaayyyyy to good for you and I can't wait till that hits you like a shot ton of bricks .
Wow I really am pathetic sometimes ...
watching the ridiculousness with Mac miller .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Haha and 90% of it was about Mrs. Turpins class And how screwed we probably are . Lol I know we aren't the only ones !
I just looked so stupid not knowing what you meant by that .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ no . I'm in the shower ...
Lol _TWITTER-ENTITY_ the girl that just walked through the grass at New Tech and got in trouble
\It's just disrespectful if you leave the house and don't play a game " _TWITTER-ENTITY_ "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I WAS ONLY IN 7th GRADE AND I THOUGHT HE WAS SUCH A PERV
' Our grandmas in the nose bleed section .. Imagine her listening to this music right now '
We Are The Millers
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ that just made my night
Dizzy as fuck right now with Abby hahahaha
2nd time is a charm little buddy _TWITTER-ENTITY_
I wanna do a avorite for an honest DM " or whatever but I have a feeling that nobody would favorite it so no nevermind "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ I don't even watch soccer and by looking at Beaus tweets I know everything I need to know
Lol . No . ✋
That wasn't the best idea .
fights at Bentley ..
Taking the girls to the park in a bit . Trying to score a hot single dad . Or not single . Idc .
My snap chats right now > & gt ; & gt ; & gt ;
He got it this time , phewww
Brandon told Matthew to go fuck himself and Matthew said he doesn't think that's possible what a funny kid
Wordily advice from mom : Look hot tomorrow , your single and ready to mingle . #oh
So about two full throttles ago i was able to think straight ..... #energyhigh
Deanna falls down the steps I laugh at her and then I fall
Hannah skyping with her bf - \Would you date me if I had a unibrow ? I would date you if you had a double chin . " #truelove _TWITTER-ENTITY_ "
This is not even real life we should not be winning by this much right now #imdreaming
My dog just ate a fly out of the air #weirdo
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ yessss !! this is so me lol I love galaxy ! ❤️
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ such a great life to love right ?
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ exactlyI'm kidding !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ maybe . I'm fixing to send you a video it's quite funny
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ omg , this is why you're my favorite cousin ever
Told the dude at the corner store is talk to sav for him
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I just said this out loud in my algebra class
Whoever did this to me , probably voted for Obama .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahah ya got me
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ she will cut you .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ it's either that or my uniform
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I got made fun of for doing it like 5 times
The first thing I do when I get home is eat everything in my fridge
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ can we go back to the day you guys had to paddle me out to the sharks in the big tube then me practically drowning
My mamaw seriously has the worst road rage ever
I just ate 3 bags of Fritos and a pack of froot loops from breakfast in one period
I love galaxy cat pictures so much .
Hahahahah some dumb guy just passed me and then got pulled over .
It's pretty funny how u mean \so much " to someone & amp ; ur everything they ever wanted but they lose all feelings for u in 24hrs after a week "
that awkward moment when i know for a fact your lying #stop
big brother is so confusing . Wtf is going on ?!
Oh please ' jump ' me I'd love for you tooooo Good joke though .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ i honestly have no idea what that means
Why is _TWITTER-ENTITY_ s name jack ?
I find it hilarious that I'm still in scrubs from work last night .
Where do these ants keep coming from !? If one more crawls on me I'll cry
When you have to sit double in the front seat _TWITTER-ENTITY_
i know who _TWITTER-ENTITY_ just tweeted about . #hadtolook
Lol'ing _TWITTER-ENTITY_ this group message already
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ LMBO . My mom let me pee in the bathtub once . Then , I slept walk again out the back door in the middle of the night .
Lol _TWITTER-ENTITY_ the fact that I got into the rave with Raelyns ID last night #wut
I've never had so much in common with a person in my life omg ..
Best practice ever
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ yeah lmao I figured you would want to know that your face is on the wall of a restraint in greenfield .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ suck it in
Freshman team next year is gonna blow haha
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ thanks for the clarification kerms . We were all really worried .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ okay ill cat about it
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ lol wow blonde moment
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ oh trust me hahah i gotchu this weekend !
I love how I've seen you zeros times fab like what are you hiding between classes ? _TWITTER-ENTITY_
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ had me dying tn in the group chat
Well guys I found out tonight that the past 3 1/3 years of my life was based on a lie . How was your night ?
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahahha ! And we can make fun of him again !!
My dad's an amazing magician he's made himself disappear from my life for the last 8 years #godad
You know you're upstate when you're going 80 in a car and slam on the breaks due to turkey crossing
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahahaha didn't see this till now . The last is the best
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ did you wear your kicks today ?
I'm gonna look 10x more ratchet
Watching Monsters university with _TWITTER-ENTITY_ #stillkids #foreveryoung
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ I got you both beat ! Good luck
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ my dad was like what else does the website have ? So now my whole family's getting tricked out socks for Christmas
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ this is our LIFE
Only _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ and _TWITTER-ENTITY_ would laugh at a scary movie #DarkSkies
\She thinks she's a hipster , but all she wants is a mister . " "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ we went and saw bad grandpa and then more people came back to chases and stayed lol
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ says \oh theres goodwill " " I used to go there all the time ... to drop my clothes off " "
I can't believe that guy walked across the Grand Canyon on a skywire I can barely walk on a flat surface without falling
#IfWeDate just know one thing , I have to shit during 3rd & amp ; 4th period every day
Some people just crack me up .. I just sit laughing to myself ... Hahahaha
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ or the toothpaste on the nips
Just drove through a town that reminded me of the one _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ and I were in when the coolant tank in my car blew up !!
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ haha I know
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ lmao I barely remember it myself but I know it was stupid af
\mom I need slutty clothing . " " Nicole get the fuck out of my kitchen . " "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I can't stop laughing they're so olddd
That didn't make any sense at all
Bad Grampa is the funniest movie
Berger's wearing lulu lemon right now
Anthony is gonna end up being in my trig class next year
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ on Friday kento & amp ; I kept slapping him in the face & amp ; he said he'd knock us out if we did it again . Kinda like the dream hahaha
Wow I just realized I wasn't even wearing pants in that picture . Good think you can't really tell
I love you !
HAHAHAHA my grandpa just called me wishing me a happy new year #closeenough
Idk why but I really love drunk text ..
\i hope aaron Hernandez doesn't fumble the soap , he went in jail as a tight end could come out as a wide reciever " - some guy at the gym "
I love _TWITTER-ENTITY_ SnapChats . They are my absolute favorite . Hahahaaaa
My mom just yelled \get the fuck out of here " because of hockey "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I can't even
This kid is playing zoo tycoon or some shit over here #LadiesHitHimUp
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ song lyrics lindsay
Reasons why I love _TWITTER-ENTITY_ he said \it was clobberin time on that dick " "
Why the heck did I get most school spirit
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ tweets nothin but the truth
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ BANDS WILL MAKE US DANCE . BANDS WILL MAKE US DANCE .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ did I miss something ?
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I know I tried so hard to look for him .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ background & gt ; & gt ; & gt ;
Joe cut his buttcheek on plywood and has to wear a bandaid on it
My sister just said ' whaddup bitches ' #lolloser
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I miss you ..... so much
Some girls are sooo thirsty have fun and here's some water
Haha kiss my ass .
Addison's trying to be a lion .. So she's licking everything ...
#TalkLikeMyMom ext me when you get to school so I know you made it there safely " "
someone at bullfest come find me I'm lonely
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ my name
telling myself I'm gonna get up at 8am to study ... haaaaaaa
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ better than me driving it
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ I bet you're a real good catcher ... of donuts in your mouth
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ we had some fun times in your pool last year
The ravens and 49ers commercial .
I guess I super busted some guys ankles tonight at intramurals .
The struggle is real tho when you get written up for spit balling people _TWITTER-ENTITY_
I have never laughed so hard in my life .. Gene is clownin ' right now ..
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Hahah !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ That's good news for you since you'd lose anyways nah I wouldn't fight you
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ dying
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ yes , elementary school sounds about right ! back when you were a drummer & amp ; i had just been diagnosed with the beetus . #AWK
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ it's like when she danced for that man at universal
How am I not grounded . She just stared at me
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Jake . I am dying
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ FUPA #Crying
Heard random strangers at kimball say : Dunlap Taco Bell is horrible
Hello my name is Whitney Knutson and I twerk for chicken nuggets . ✌️
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Peter Don't be playin ! Hopfully he will bring them back !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ that's exactly what he prob see's . That's what he sees when I text them to him lmao
what does the fox say ? hi i'm liz .
777- español is a good time but we don't talk a lot !
Everyone is such an instigator I can not
Well fuck my life
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I woke up the next morning and was like ... Ummmm what happened to my peanut butter !? My roommate informed me ...
Power went out across the street , we have power just no Internet !!!
Dalton called me to talk about Carson then said \k , just text me . " #whaaaa "
You have a black light it's 1999 ! #rosssteeth
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ so many people asked for pictures and he was like you guys know I'm not anybody right ...??
I just realized when Jr woke me up at 4am , I was full of energy . He threatened me with titty twisters if I didn't go to bed _TWITTER-ENTITY_
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ no I'm like . Hey it's was almost there . Or I'll say I need to stay out the weight room
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ what am I suppose to say to a picture of a girl off scary movie !?
the fact that me & amp ; _TWITTER-ENTITY_ went to bed at 9:30 saturday o
Hahahahahaha . If I was on this show I think I would win I'm literally guessing haha
#TheFamilly group texts & gt ; & gt ; & gt ; & gt ;
So pathetic .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ ouch , maybe I throw a huge banger in a field
If anyone ever called me gingerskank . I would just die .
S/O to the guy who yelled for no reason in the movie and then caused me to yell .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ omg shut up
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ might get jealous #loveyoumore
nick just got a flat tire while driving Trevor's car
I think I'm diggin this Chardonnay better than my beloved Cabernet . But its Probably cause it's bottled and not boxed
Bringing out the nike bag _TWITTER-ENTITY_
~ have a nice fall ?!? You're awesome p.s. the emojis are your spirit animal
S/O to _TWITTER-ENTITY_ for sending me that naked picture
Way funny when people tell me they have been on hold for an hour at work but I can see its been like 15 minutes . You're being a liar
I think you thought that was about you
Mario sucks ass at 2k13
Road trip anyone ? Ill drive the ENTIRE way if someone pays for gas hah
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ i wouldn't even try
Funniest thing I've heard in a while
Somebody's jealous over Siri
You know you live in the ghetto when there's fireworks going on and your mom thought it was gunshots at first ...
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahaha ask them about adult film making
Isn't it weird how some people still tweet after they \go to bed " "
And that's who I call my girlfriend . #SoCaring
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ shark arm wanted to say hi
“ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ : My boyfriend isn't allowed to drink alcohol . If you wanna get drunk , get drunk off of your love for me . ”
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ post it
New reality show gym by the shore
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ lmao I don't think you got the hands for all that
I can't fall asleep cause I am in such a good mood , and watching vine makes my life
Dude my aunt is too funny
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ Hahaha She's mad
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ gurll I'm not a friend I'm more like a best friend !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ vines & gt ;
\Ask me a different question " Dantonio kills me , so salty "
\I got a kiss guys .. & amp ; it's not the first time . " _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ holy fuck . I love it
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I love you
Rebel Wilson & gt ; & gt ; & gt ;
Thanks devin for totally leaving me ..
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ story of my life .
Kinda wish I worked today so we can do more extreme fitness lmao
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ i know
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ my mom said she's drown me before ever sending me to Lexington
I need somebody to text me and cheer me up . Oh wait nvm I got no friends
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ no joke
You wanna talk about mothers its mother time
I don't think _TWITTER-ENTITY_ thinks that text I sent him was funny cause he didn't reply I ❤❤❤❤ youuuuu bratttttt ! ☺
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ this is gunna be bad
Okay , _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ your vines are too much . I can't stop laughing
I don't know who has been lying to you but dang ! _TWITTER-ENTITY_
Begging someone to text me
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ i do it better anyway
I will never forget when i touched _TWITTER-ENTITY_ ass when he was crowd surfing .. it was the only thing i could get to in that mosh pit
Told nick I'd kill him . He won't respond ... Jk he went to bed
But he got excited when milkshake came on so were good now
Homecoming today is about to be so weird
The kid behind us is really funny
\Tonight's going to be fun , I saw a fight last year it's currently on YouTube . " - _TWITTER-ENTITY_ "
I'm currently having an allergic reaction to my moms face moisturizer . Happy Thanksgiving .
I literally brought my tv and Xbox to my sisters house so we could play skyrim at the same time .
Have to get jumped at the drive in cause the truck died stories Bradley and I will remember forever
This guys hilarious
Lol nice conversation
That made my day .
Zach said my rooms a dungeon✋
Me and _TWITTER-ENTITY_ got turnt up last night
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ shouldn't have spent all night getting laid
Kinda wish I wouldn't have woken up to Kelly's call
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ ill be home all day
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ lawlz wasn't even about you
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Omg . omg . omg . This is so funnyy
Holy cow . I'm a real catholic school girl
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ we're so sad can we please order one for school
You know I'm at the fair right now . College fair that is .
Caleb we don't wanna come outside leave us alone
These pictures on my camera are just priceless
Lets just skip the first day of school
Some girls just don't know what they get themselves into
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ come to my house hurry
Hannah said \I'm bugging out " "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Sorry ! Love you .
I really can't help but laugh
My phone has been died all day basically
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ thanks Josh .. We will turn up sub state at Indian Highland tho #RegionalChamps
Me- I thought you wanted my hand _TWITTER-ENTITY_ - I do ... In marriage , I wanna marry you . #drunkbitch
I'm laughing at you right now
I apologize to the woman giving me my pedicure . I haven't shaved my legs in a week . Lord knows these Asians will be talking about me .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahahahah I wish that was true !!
Hahaha . Dead !
so uh . I'm mixed . if anyone didn't know .
watching dubstep videos so I can learn some moves _TWITTER-ENTITY_
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ im ruining all of it
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you kill me hahaha
Oh sweet mother of Jesus it took _TWITTER-ENTITY_ forever to get out of Jess's driveway almost hitting the mailbox lmao \Left ! Right ! ""
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ oh I know this
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ for real though
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you would favorite my celeb crush tweets .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I better get a good grade cause I failed that math test , because pat kept talking to me
The ball hit the holder in the head
I made _TWITTER-ENTITY_ drink dust last night
I'm laughing so hard I just cried
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ brightens my day and puts a smile on my face
Begging ? I'll take 2 chicken strips and 10 on pump 2
I ruined my sisters life because I stole her shoes ! #dying #lolol
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I wasn't just you . It was like 5 people
When _TWITTER-ENTITY_ thinks she's right in health
I was high during my school pictures and I just got them and every time I look at them I laugh I can't wait til my parents see them
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahahaha I bet it is ! Oh we'll
Why is _TWITTER-ENTITY_ avi betty white !?
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ it's so tempting
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ anyone who post this on my TL
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ OMG that would be a classic we need too !
“ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ : I mean I love boys , but I REALLY love mac & amp ; cheese . ” _TWITTER-ENTITY_ THIS IS MY LIFE #butseriously
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ can't believe they said it !
Always classy never trashy and maybe just a little bit nasty
“ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ : why am I awake right now”lmfaooooo
I just want her to call me one time one time ..
Every time I go to Power Up ! When I'm home I feel like I'm going to run into _TWITTER-ENTITY_
I suck at reading ! It's been like an hr and a half . I'm on pg 6
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ song long
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ didn't ruin my day with a picture , I learned to not open them after the one ..
I just love giving people hard times
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ no you can't have my car Ben
\Do I look fat in my baseball pants ? ""
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ like I'm actually sitting in my room laughing at what she said
he wants joking
I love when I randomly send this emoji and people ask what's wrong , I always respond \ Popped a Molly " "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ except you
Auntie Kris ! It's me Todd Kraines ! _TWITTER-ENTITY_
cole just asked me if his jeans make his butt look big
This new Big Bang theory right now & gt ; & gt ; & gt ;
Everyone be ready to video me and _TWITTER-ENTITY_ in our shoulder sit in the pep rally ... #wesuck
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ oh well !!
Last night we made Zach go buy strawberritas and reds strawberry ale . He's like I look like a fag buying 2 types of strawberry drinks lol
I think I'm laughing harder quoting katt back to Kasie than actually watching it _TWITTER-ENTITY_
I remember when niggas get around was heelys ..
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ im hip
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ lmao how I said it in this tweet in my head was exactly how I said it in clad ahahaha
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ cowgirl Allyson ! Yeeeeehawwww
Hell no I don't see no speaker ! My Aunt trying to find it on her cell phone ! #FunnyShit !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ please explain I'm lost now
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ haha . You're welcome
This nigga texting me and I didn't know who he was and he said lay off the pills
Why is she yellin my name across the restraunt
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ awh .. I'm gonna try to play soccer this year instead of track .
It's August which means it's officially super duper depressing im not going back to school this month
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Idk I mean we're pretty good friends
If jamming too t swift all the way to Columbus together isn't love then I'm not sure what is☺ _TWITTER-ENTITY_
My dad is so high
dood I got a good job- I eat burgers . smoke blunts . and get in a good workout -Pastor
If only I could be at Amanda's level right now
I can't even deal with _TWITTER-ENTITY_ right now . She's making me weak from being so darn hilarious .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ He's talking about Blake's first tweet , but he still changed his story . ☝
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ .. Maybe in a few years or maybe now since I haven't been on my drank gammeeeee
My cousin tried jumping a truck at a bmx event and missed and face planted and ripped his nipple off .. . I shouldn't be laughing but ...
Everyone thinks tori is in highschool
- I love you sososo much even though you gave my number to you know who .. ❤️
11:15 and the 4 year old is finally asleep
Taylor said she don't play ....
I swear me and hope been friends since we came out the whom ❤ love you _TWITTER-ENTITY_ your my day 1 white girl
I can't sleep . I should just pretend I have to go to work
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahah omfg I'm remember that❤
\I had a dream that there was ice in my trunk to keep my subs cold " _TWITTER-ENTITY_ "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ or else idk , i'll bite you
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ makes me think of your laugh
I just got yelled at for sounding like a girl on the phone , and saying things a girl would say . Apparently man Madison is the way to go .
Karate tournents are seriously the gayest thing i have ever seen
Baby Kaitlyn has two thumbs on her right hand
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ maybe next year ??
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ why did I just see this
The heat is too funny #dying
“ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ : One of these days ... you're gonna try and take one of those mirror pics , and your back's just gonna snap . #warning ”
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I didn't mean to
now she just said man-eater was my new theme song
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I was gonna but I saw you beat me to it .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I know it's so sad
Bitches flip me off on snap chat
I seriously keep changing my plans I can't decide what I want to do .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you got that from djordje
They rippin on eachother
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ she must be having fun she's skipping class already
that grandma in the office earlier was wild
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ I don't think zach is the drunk one rach
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ if out only knew who it was
I didn't watch any of the Conjuring
The conversation I'm hearing right now .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ true story I refused to watch the last episode #addicted
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ like on step brothers
Haha 3 people already want a cocking gift this Christmas
People are so annoying they get in one fight with whoever they're dating and think that the world is over
Lmao I always lose my mother in target
I retweet wayyyy too many posts from _TWITTER-ENTITY_ . Lmao it's a sign
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I did
#HappyCatfishDay best show ever
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ Hanna said you dropped it off
What oomf said last night has got me feeling some kind of way ...... ☺️☺️
Drunk texts from Ryan
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ ok I'm done
230 - Chinese dentist time
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I see that
#rushersrevengeproject I just ... I ...
Never knew that would of ever happened there lol I love unplanned things ☺
I have so much homework .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ it's fine
I'm like fucking opera right now , if he was white and a man .
2 dances in and the line dance Instructor has asked us to move to Nashville to teach
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I would assume I have no friends , I'm single , and I live in my basement watching the _TWITTER-ENTITY_ .
good one Lila
throwback to that time the lady in CVS said I was stealing because I was painting my nails in the aisle
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ just had a full blown conversation with _TWITTER-ENTITY_ voicemail #dying
If Your Read Receipts Aren't On .. Excpect To Not Get A Text Back Until I Can See You Read My Message ..
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ that's my moms name
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ no , I don't BUT that don't matter . ✋
Everyone check _TWITTER-ENTITY_ snapchat story
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ It's been a while
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ haha that was a good game ! At the end after the fight they took like 20 min deciding what plays to do with like 11.9 sec left
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ HAHAHAHAHAHAHA yes it does !!!!!!!
How the hell you gon ' get fiiired ... on yo day off ?
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I told her she would find out when I moved out of the house for good lol
my dad dropped a light bulb and said \dang flab it ! " .. He watched too much Hannah Montana "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ that dude cracks me up . But I love fights I hope it happens
Everyone makes fun of your ombré
Thankful for ashley cause even though I'm an asshole she is still a good friend _TWITTER-ENTITY_
Big Cat tonight tho > & gt ; good job to all of everyone
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ HAHAHA
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ why you gotta zoom on my face like that
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ haha you guys crack me up !
Lolololol . You people are still in school
Lol you are so desperate it kills me
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ no he's the sweetest guy I've ever met lmao
do your daily routine & amp ; check mine & amp ; your boys snapchat bffffs lol .
I swear , all me and _TWITTER-ENTITY_ talk about is boys
How can you possibly get that lit ?!
HAHAHAHA you're so immature that I can't help but laugh at you
No that ain't cute thats nastyy !
\Gage ........... YES . I want to play . Is that a fucking question ? " "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ same goes to you bitch ! Better change our ways asappp
All I've done all day is watch _TWITTER-ENTITY_ videos ✋ #noshame
Sending just emojis is the best way to curve someone
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ this is how I know u ACTUALLY want to cuddle
You just lied about having a dentist appointment on a SUNDAY . What the hell ever then .
That snapchat i sent my face
How did I download NWTS before _TWITTER-ENTITY_ ????
\And then we had more eye contact about how he doesn't care .. " _TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahaha "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ did you see me ?
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I can't with any of your vines
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ the neck pillow
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ r u tots JK ?
I love Haley
This dude said his cats name is Wiska Lifa
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ oh shit okok I'll be over soon . can't have that .
\Mom me and Julia are gunna watch a movie in my room " " ok Jon but not under the covers , that's not allowed " "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ for some reason I knew this picture was gonna pop up the exact reason why it'd be sick
Well no wonder people think your a whore when you tell them you fucked our brothers _TWITTER-ENTITY_ #Lies
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I think it was the ending that got me . #SURPRISE
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ the lakes ready ....
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ them sluts these days
Popped a Molly in her Champagne .
Currently listening to The Final Countdown in communications ...
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahaha I love you so much Kina . Thanks for always having my back . Black power
Ask MEEE questions ... At Helenkeller98
My mom and I just saw a zebra in someone's horse pasture
OMG Abby's trying on the hoco dress that was too small for me AHH she's so cute
I just scared the shitt out of Madison
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ I was dying to see the picture haha
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ drews Adam's apple in the back of your picture
Probably yourself in the mirror .
I spy with my little eye , another man whore trying to talk to me . ✌
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ right now
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ dress like a butch or some weird shit
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ is urs like that too ? Hahahahahahaa
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I'm gonna use this as ammo to fuck with people tho thanks
Turn down ? What's that ?
\Hey Savannah do you speak Spanish ? " Umm no ? " Oh ! Well you look like it " "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ nicks asking questions ! He's scared leave him alone
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I know I'm dead . So funny hahaha
Well I baked a cake and people ate it and no one died . So props to me #wifeymaterial
Hayden has been eating this little thing for like 20 minutes . it's so funny
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ yeah I bet
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I can hear it in coach hollidays room
My dad is buying me a log
obviously when _TWITTER-ENTITY_ never replies when u tweet at her ... she dosent wanna talk to you #creep
I FaceTime Marcus & amp ; the first thing he asks is how Nicole is & amp ; how he would do mad stuff to her
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ likes it up the butt and give head
734 - that night when we broke that ice cream thing was so fun
I just beat _TWITTER-ENTITY_ in bowling
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you're little sister !
It's funny to see how fake people really are once you stop talking to them
Baylor's head coach for football said they are BCS contenders and should be feared nationally
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ not you chase ily
Me & amp ; Dom were jumping & amp ; omg that movie is fucking creepy .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ bandwagoner I see , stay on Marietta's side tomorrow .
Me and _TWITTER-ENTITY_ are so selfish tho
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ Okay , every time I'm in my room is 100%
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ OMG what did you hear
The catfish guys just said why the fuck are we here
I knew you were trouble ft goat is seriously the funniest thing in the world to me .. I just can't even
Just ran into _TWITTER-ENTITY_ mom in our hallways ❤️ too funny hahaha .
Literally watched girls fight over magic mike tonight lmao
I can honestly be so ugly on Snapchat it just makes me LOL
that downgrade is gonna bite you in the ass .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I didn't mean that to sounds so mean
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ what did she send you home for ?
I just realized the only time I think of you is when I'm not talkin to the person I actually like #SorryNotSorry #buhbye
It's not even snowing out ...
i knew he wasnt going to bed that early
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I AM SO SORRY LMFAO
I'm allergic to bull shit #lol
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ shhh you're too funny
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ it is tomorrow
He's pissed af
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ ask him if he remembers why I beat his ass over spring break last year
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ s'mores date soon ?? Maybe you guys will find out that I'm even more dumb !
When I think of myself as forever alone , I prefer to think of myself as a independent famous woman like JenAn instead of crazy cat lady .
I can't help but laugh when I see the pledges that have to wear the velcro shoes
I'm really about to present in yoga pants a hoodie and moccasins .. You can tell how seriously I take this
just got over the bridge and we're already lost
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I gotchu
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ you guys look so good . I'm honored to be your friend .
Hahahaha literally dying at my ask right now
Driving my dad around because the new margaritas at chipotle got the best of him ! #patron #fathersday
And my fish just committed suicide
Got a pop and hot dog when to warm hot dog and put pop in the microwave , turned it on then I realized !
A guy that can sing automatically has my love
These three are so great _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_
The radio just played 2 songs from 2010 in a row ... #memories #7thgradejams
What is going on right now ?!
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ ' s last tweet .... I can't even . Girl you're beautiful !
Rachaels tweets & gt ; & gt ; & gt ;
\I don't want you to be driving if your drinking or popping mollys ! " "
Kat Williams > & gt ; & gt ; & gt ;
Rereading my conversation with _TWITTER-ENTITY_ from last night lol sorry bro !
Joe & amp ; I just made a total scene at the Meijer gas station
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ what ? i dont get it .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ HAHAHAHA .
But kenz is really about to Mack it with _TWITTER-ENTITY_
You don't know shit
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I just LOL'D so loud #dead
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I don't have those
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ his fuckin twin !
Damn this lady just made the fuck out with her husband after he got off the plane
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ gotcha bitch
\If you have half a penis , do you dance in the rain ?? " #WeirdShit #2ndFloor "
Thinking about _TWITTER-ENTITY_ imitating that basketball coaches voice #weakkkk
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ lmao as always ! good luck !
Ive never laughed so much .
according to all the girls on my basketball team , my hair looks like Zaxby's fries #lovemyteam
Gabby has a piece of corn just chillin on he bed ...
HBD Rachel love you _TWITTER-ENTITY_
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ lmao , I can picture that too !
When people send me shit that Jake posts about me on twitter I laugh my ass off for hours reading it
omg Morgans arguing with some girl on draw something because Morgan didnt know how to draw Texas so she spelt it out for her #dying
#InMiddleSchooI Ali an Elisha almost taught cause Ali wouldn't get out her seat an she pulled Ali's hair
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ last retweet has me dying
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ those vines guess I need to do more lunges
Good to see you finally grew some balls
I know someone wants to hangout with me and Maddie
The song lame it on the alcohol " by Jamie Foxx is blasting throughout campus #alcoholicfamily #NU "
So thankful that distance hasn't changed our friendship ! _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_
everyone going off in about all the bullshit about pace
I look so rough today
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I don't care ?
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ welcome to the circus
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Algebra I'm so lazy
best DB in the country had no scholarship offers ?? Am I missing something here ? And Mtsu pulled his offer #jimthorpe
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ ok I'm coming with the rest of my delicious bec to give you
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ That song is such a classic .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ if it wasn't it good fun , it wouldn't be funny . But since it was it was hilarious !
Leave it to _TWITTER-ENTITY_ to be over here playing with a random condom #icant
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I thought that is what all those pirates on pirates of the Caribbean said . That's too rebellious .
It's so funny how big of a poser you are
These 60 year old women wasted are killing me
When asked y my text wasn't answered she then uttered \MY PHONE WAS TURNED OFF " nigs is CHILLING in the wrong TAX BRACKET ❗ "
Like what was I thinking lol@ my life
Of course , I make it in 9
She's kinda hot though .. I'll poke a Buckeye
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I'm just not sure if you're being all serious or joking
When _TWITTER-ENTITY_ stops the car in the middle of the road and threatens to make Mattie get out
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ i hate you
My mom is too funny when she's driving and swears at the other drivers
Some things will never make since to me
Ben : he punters dead !! he killed the punter ! he hit him so hard , the stickers coming off his helmet !! " "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I'll tell him to call you . Wait ... I don't even know your name
Buuut it didn't happen
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ your profile pic & gt ; & gt ;
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ so if you're muddy that's why
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ haahahahahhaa #great #night hahahaha
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I text you to put a stop to your shit , you change your number . I tweet you cause you still haven't stopped & amp ; ur still in denial ✌
I'm so mean to nick
Bitch look like a silver back gorilla lmfao _TWITTER-ENTITY_
This is one messed up movie .
What a crazy morning
Scrolled through _TWITTER-ENTITY_ ' s pictures & amp ; about died looking at the one of _TWITTER-ENTITY_ guarding her
my god mom still pay the bill on my old phone ! & lt ; idiot
Dad is asleep and it's only 8:30 #ohdad
You don't like me ? I don't care
Literally just heard Kumbaya in the mall
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I know
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ doubt it . You sure was grinding that chair hard Friday during science .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I am just not even going to explain it to you . Just think about it haha .
\ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ : Am I the only one who doesn't give af about the walking dead ? " ur crazy !!!!? "
I promised him I wouldn't speed no more
\This song makes me so horny " -grown ups "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ very funny , thanks dad !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ omg I just died
It's not that hard there's about 50 bajillion crosses in my house some of them had to be wooden
My dad is seriously like the funniest person alive
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ okay ' let me pee first
my last tweet _TWITTER-ENTITY_
I can't even take Cass right now
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ yes i have omfg the first time i met you i said arent you west king shawn
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ I'm weak , she's mad Boone beat they're ass
LOLOLOLL . Omfg Kilie .
why don't you worry about your messed up life before you worry about me
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I thought you would
Way to to lady vols ! Beating vandy at home ! How's that memorial magic workin out for you !? #LadyVols #GBO
Ok so apparently snell can shoot 3 and make em
Hahahaha my dad just braided my hair
I love how we make each other laugh pretty much the whole period _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_
Me : \can you get puppies for free at an animal shelter ? " _TWITTER-ENTITY_ " yeah if you run in there with a gun " "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ best one
Brandy is snappin right now
I don't get why my roommates go to the library .... you guys don't do shit there either _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_
I wasn't a mistake when you came 5 times in a row ..... PLEASE DON'T GO THERE WITH ME IT'S NOT THE DAY
Tell me why _TWITTER-ENTITY_ and I are in the same driving school for speeding
anyone wanna do my science fair project ?
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I'm sitting here about to throw something
Bad grandpa is so effin funny
That was the best Chinese food I've ever ate
This is his Instagram _TWITTER-ENTITY_
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahhaha I know .. HahahahHh
Everyone that has mr pollock go look at my video on instagram
all my friends always know when I like someone because I'm a lot happier than normal , even if I didn't have my coffee .
I want to ask someone from a different school to my homecoming but I don't want to have to pay for our tickets
\Who do I need to fuck around here to get out of a ticket " .. OMG I can't "
8 lbs 6 oz baby Jesus .
Who gets up at 7:30 to mow a yard
skate boarding around toys R us and crashed into a crate of balls
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ That's cute !
The Heat has to be the funniest movie ever
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ wow I was over here complaining to Sierra because you weren't texting me back
About to go crash _TWITTER-ENTITY_ ' a car with _TWITTER-ENTITY_
When Si dresses up as a beaver for Halloween & gt ; & gt ; #DuckDynasty
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ I know he's so perfect . Just kidding just kidding
This lisp I have tho
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahahaha that's not even funny but yet it is I can't help it that's why I have u to write for me .
Laughing at these people that all of a sudden have respect for Miley Cyrus . She's batshit crazy and she always will be
“ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ : Why is being a cat lady a bad thing ?!? I love my cats AND I have a boyfriend Best of both worlds . ” _TWITTER-ENTITY_
\You're screwed sista ... With an A . " "
Mom just sat here and told me and Kevin thats she isn't scared
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ what
M & ms and sour patch watermelon for breakfast I think so ! _TWITTER-ENTITY_
Happy Hanukkah to my fav Jew _TWITTER-ENTITY_
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ I know . I think we may get the Sun Bowl . But you never know . We may get the Belk Bowl
lol my mom and grandmas conversation got me Rollin
Some old man asked me why I was dressed as a devil and that I should dress as an angel because I look like one hahaha ☺️
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahaha okay then I will be seeing you then !
My grandmas so burnt
I wonder if it'll send my message over and over again ? Good gravy , I've tried resending at least 53 times now
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ HE'S LIKE 30
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ careful with your phoneeee jeff threatened to fire me ... Again
I wish people could hear the noises my cat is making right now
We cheer for those who make it to YAK CiTy
Bonner snapping for nothing where's this tweet
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ would never have imagined Hell to be cute .? Lol Jk . I had to .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ snap video just made me lol
I'm pretty sure some people thought I was actually half way decent until they saw my last vine lolz
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ that's so mean
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahahah . How could i forgettttt .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ dancing in class > & gt ;
Haha this kid tried to slap the backboard doing a layup and ended up getting rim stuffed
Lets are how that works out for you
Keg was gone in a half hour .
I have the perfect tbt _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_
I'm about to be phone less
My mom runs downstairs yelling the house is on fire bc she smelled my burnt toast she's getting old
my aunts mom called me Randy
yall just jealous of her
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ not really . things were very complicated THAT week .
I wonder if _TWITTER-ENTITY_ , _TWITTER-ENTITY_ , _TWITTER-ENTITY_ or anybody else on the 3rd floor of Dillon miss my WONDERFUL singing yet ?
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ oh my gosh seriously that's the first thing I thought of when I saw it
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ or we can splash them in people's faces and run away REPENT
hahahaaa bet brad would shit his pants if I crawled over and tapped on his window right now
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ not even cool ! I was sidetracked
My dad just said drink some water before you pass out ! I told him no and his response was when I pass out he's gonna leave me there to die
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ #Judgeme ☺
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ i sit next to Johnny so I'll probably fail ✋
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ she's the greatest
I'm never texting a guy back twice .. I didn't know it was like that . Lmao
Are my tweets really that depressing #whatcanisay
Me and Brandon couldn't take a customer bc we were too busy smoking the hookah
if he thinks I'll reply I will laugh
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ 103 days until you get your kit kats .
Insidious 2 sucked . Just like number 1 horrible story line
\i like your hair whered cha get it " _TWITTER-ENTITY_ duh "
Hahahahahahaha oh gallatin . So silly
\Donna called him everything but a white man " -the things my grandma says "
probably the worst vine video but hey idc I'm new to it
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ wait im actually dieing right now
Back too bffs ..
When we got in that big fight . #hilarious _TWITTER-ENTITY_
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Yeah , I don't think he should play ! ✋
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Dylan I just saw this again and I'm fucking cracking up
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ not surprised
“ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ : Everyone dies within the first 10 minutes of Friday the 13th ... ” the point is !?
Where's all the RGIII fans now ?
They put deodorant on his face
Bitch I might be
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ what ?
I never say hi to you I'm sorry
My Mom and I stay checking guys out & amp ; she likes them chocolate men
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ and Adrianna
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ bc weight was most noticeable and I knew you spelled skewl wrong on purpose and I didn't notice fill
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ no problem I got a workout from it haha
“ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ : Tara and I are so lame ” planning our weddings while watching Say Yes To The Dress when we're as single as it gets LOL
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ HAHAHA what a night
Roast of James Franco & gt ; & gt ; & gt ;
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Hahaha I miss u Spirit of the East
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ ohhhh boy
I think _TWITTER-ENTITY_ has declared me a loser because of my last text
\I need a girl with three breasts , no voice box and likes to go down on me while I eat beef jerky " "
So funny when I see this same guy at the gym work out with jeans and a jacket on
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ not true Brooke
lunch friday is gonna be interesting
Someone really called me fat ... And I barely weigh 110 pounds✋ #PleaseCunt
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I'm obsessed
s/o to Maddie for breaking the towel rack .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ oh ! I thought you were trying to say that's the kind I'd like to shoot but thanks !
This food tech tho !!
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ that tweet just made my night
So many pictures I wanna post from 2013 of me , _TWITTER-ENTITY_ , and _TWITTER-ENTITY_ but I can't cuz I don't wanna get in trouble
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahahaha that was a good one
Lol _TWITTER-ENTITY_ you ! Honey you guys aren't a things , so don't be mad he didn't run to you after the big win .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ the whole branch broken
Lydia is eating sunflower seeeds with a spoon .. Out of a measuring cup #why
Miguel cabrera is the slowest man ever
\ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ : _TWITTER-ENTITY_ thanks for scaring the living daylights out of me bruh . " "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you weird fucker
I keep thinking it's 12
If your not sweatin or gettin wet , then your not having fun the stuff my girl friend says ..
You guys wrote over all the white boards in my hall _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_
I could go for a glass of wine right now ... or maybe a bottle
I have 6 Otterboxes and I've broken 4 of them .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ it's on Netflix now i'm watching it rn and i'm still scared af
Making my cat run in place
I'm dying #Subtweet _TWITTER-ENTITY_
Shit meant worst *
I just witnessed the greatest doritos commercial of my life
The snapchat video that teamsnapchat sent me for the 4th though
\I thought it was a butt , but it's a ballsack " _TWITTER-ENTITY_ "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ revines are better than likes thx
\I'm gonna have an issue with marriage ... I CAN'T STAND RINGS ! " Oh sister _TWITTER-ENTITY_ "
I swear me and _TWITTER-ENTITY_ think exactly alike
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ yep . Just putting that out there .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ lol you're ugly too #twin
I send some UGLY snapchats
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ AHHAHAHAHAHA
#HowIMetMyBestfriend _TWITTER-ENTITY_ yeah , what he said .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you are too cute
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Aww ! Thank you ! I like to think I'm lovable , intense , but lovable ! Haha !
I love finding out more and more hahahh you think I'm so dumb ... Well I'm not !
\God created the Remington rifle , so that Man could fight the dinosaurs . And the homosexuals . " _TWITTER-ENTITY_ Mean Girl Quote . "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ & amp ; _TWITTER-ENTITY_ never fails to make me laugh
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I didn't people were taking pics of me pretending to take selfies
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I'm off finally ! Tank you tho love just died at your snap chat
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ and you're an ASS
So my dads getting very possessive over his popcorn
I send some of the worst snaps like I'm embarrassed to even say it's my face
wow i did a horrible job on wrapping presents this year ..
Sometimes there are no words to describe how we feel about some people . thank God , he gave us the middle finger . #woo
I'm just awkwardly sitting here while everyone's making plans .
\My hobbies include : not wearing makeup and still looking hotter than you " "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Vanessa your so weird
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ how ?! I'm not off till 530 .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ idgaf ! That guy is freaking famous as if and lives in Tennessee ; let bitches hate
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ oh my gosh he'd just stand there frozen
I need to leave my house before my mom gets home with groceries so I don't have to help carry them in or put them away #lazyprobs
We were a the gas station dancing and shit
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ lmao never tried it but hey there's a first for everything !
Did _TWITTER-ENTITY_ get the goggles snapchat ?
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ haha yes ! Yes he does ! And our big ole ' \shit list " & amp ; everything .! "
I love when the servers come up to the hostess stand to talk shit about other servers to me
these jokes are killin me
“ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ : AND for everyone saying how the city is rough , I have a whole family in Los Angeles and none of my cousins have robbed a bank . \ "
Where's my maid at
My God your in college like grow up
My Instagram was so on point this morning
It's just casual when Bri takes the fucking corn stock growing out of the sidewalk .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ they scored a touchdown , that's what most football teams should do
It's weird to think that I used to be a chubby chaser
Lol the boys saran wrapped my car
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ what's why I said three guys ! Butt fuck that haha get it haha utt " fuck that "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I know meg I know . I'm sorry #notreally
Even if I was in a relationship , I still wouldn't wear the pants lol .
I tell _TWITTER-ENTITY_ that she has been so funny lately . But then she tells me it's just a \phase " and I better just enjoy it while it lasts "
The annoying girl infront of us _TWITTER-ENTITY_
You did notttt just WCW yourself ..
I'll never forget what my mom told _TWITTER-ENTITY_
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ don't forget what happen last time to
I'm a witness to Amber getting raped on the Ferriswheel !
I'm already embarrassed by the snapchats I sent _TWITTER-ENTITY_ and she hasn't even opened them yet
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ vodka works for me
Simba is drinking out of his water bowl !!!! For anyone that knows him , you know this is a huge deal ! YAYY simba !
This class is too much
Hailey looks HUGE driving my car
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ LOL
OMG This Will Be Fun
IT'S TIME #PrettyLittleLiars #gettingcrunk
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ he literally sends me one every fuckin day
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ that is disgusting
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ soooo I can't stop watching that video I sent you and umm yea sorry you couldn't hear much lol
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ try again .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ he's the greater teacher ever !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ oh help . What days are you stage managing ? Haha I bet you will
This guy in my government looks sooooo high
If people could hear and understand our conversations at lunch ... Well they would think we are insane ! _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_
The Walking Dead episode when Maggie cracks an egg on Glens head
Car rides with _TWITTER-ENTITY_ and _TWITTER-ENTITY_
#guycode and #girlcode are both the best shows
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you're trying to be nice ? Please lol don't even .
Dude you turned into a monster ... You made me this way ..
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ lol remember nonys ow or next year " I cried when I got those "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ got my geeking right now #NationalTellABoyHeIsHandsomeDay & gt ; & gt ; #NationalTellAGirlSheIsBeautifulDay
I think my call failed like a million times on the phone with Chris . I get absolutely no service in my room it's annoying
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ this was last night you're a little late and that's not my name anymore so ha
Kristina Defff Just Took A Solid 10minutes Tryna Make This U-Turn
Me and my friends are so dramatic
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ oh my
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ mom trying to hook me up with random ass girls
\I knew something was wrong when a little , pretty white girl ran into a black man's arms . Something is wrong here . Dead giveaway . " #fb "
My stepdad is turnttt
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ yes ma'am
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Will Smith ?! Tell him I'll call him back ! #priceless
Just yo bad A girls at ktown gettin their first U's
My mom gets jimmy a tool & amp ; he goes \what am I gonna do with this , I don't build things " come to find out she bought him a huge tool box "
I feel like my parents conspire before road trips and are like , \Let's see how many times we can ignore our son when he asks a question ! ""
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ OMG ! He went to school with my mom then !
My legs move faster than the rest of my body and I always end up tripping myself and I look so stupid ✋
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ it bugs me I have to share a name with a ratchet hoe
I look so good in Camo .... Lol Jk I look like an idiot
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Haha , I went with a couple friends , and the rest of the people were little kids and their parents
You are not in the chest club maybe the mosquito club #keyandpeele
Lol you think I'm crazy .. hahah look at you ! #psycho
My strawberries are famous
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ Haha ohh trust me i know
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ my mom is full Italian and dad is full polish
Lol Mr. Bauer was yelling at me last hour
Every time the other team shoots at free throws I yell eat shit !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ this makes me so happy #ily
I asked mom a question and she said to ask dad and he said \is it female things ? Do you have boy troubles ? Do you need tampons ? " no dad "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ I spread my wings and flyyyyyy awayyyyyyyy #vinnyshutup
All that's gonna get me through school tomorrow is sledding at granger afterwards
Totally just bull shitted my whole psych experiment
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ this is gonna get like 839294929291993399 favorites
Got a great story for all the homies come tomorrow morning
I like how people comment on celebrities instagram pictures as if they are going to respond . Theyre like yeah 3759 market street stop by
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Hahaha okay
The people in the Starbucks line are talking about big brother .. I want to join in so bad .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ hey man just go with it
When I text , I be making facial expressions and all t my phone
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ it was his first day !!
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ sucks to suck❤
lol this is so fun ! I love being at work
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I ignore him a lot doesn't get the hint though
Lmfao the way that girl just said hi to Erica
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ i got shatty from bailey but shatty cat i said when i was under the influence so yeah
Lets hope I don't look like a dumbass tryin to workout hahahah
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I love you Jessica
Megan's grandma is watching Jerry Springer : My Girlfriend is a Pimp
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I have deff have my funny moments !!! one of the best ones I've come up with
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ but I'm back in bed now . tomorrow will be hell though . 3 finals . All at diff times . Meaning I'll be making 6 trips out there ⛄️
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ still thinks my dogs name is George
Conan right now is making me cry !
Haha scaring to many people
Dad finally found out about my piercings . Glad he didn't care
“ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ : _TWITTER-ENTITY_ I have world politics and history today this is the highlight of my day” the highlight though ??
Titty hard on
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I had a gut feeling someone was gonna read it fast and get it wrong !
I MIT be going to sleep soon
The first thing Kyle says when he walks in ... \Baby you don't look so good !! " thank homie ... "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you thought it , I just said it
I just don't like being yelled at #adult life #mood ---- > not saying nothing back . I'm going to mind my own business and stay
Home Depot bound
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ & amp ; I make so much fun of people it's unreal . #loveMYboy
Yay Morgan's finally ready everyone
wtf did I just see on Instagram .
Watch me be a loner tomorrow on this field trip to Milwaukee ... I'm gonna end up eating lunch by myself in a bathroom stall crying . Lol
I make Emily call my brother cause I don't want to ! #ItsLove
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ if i get u that itll be in my belly in 2 . 4 seconds
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahah it's awesomee
I don't care if is a high five emoji , I'm still using it as a praying symbol
“ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ : Emery is a saint and definitely made my whole weekend . ” I love you , but why you gotta call me that .
How your hair look like Pocahontas but feet look like you ran with Harriet Tubman
“ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ : if i had a dollar for everytime someone called me ugly id be broke cause im perfect lol later losers” lmao
You have got to be kidding me . Real World episodes from ' 92 #RetroMTV
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ your going to be texting quit a few people after tonight then
This girl will do anything to be friends with anybody ! It's quite pathetic .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ lol who is this ?
chase does your ceiling fan make you hard ?
Priscilla tells my dad we almost got in a fight yesterday and he goes good job you ready
I can't control what my friends do . Get over it
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ mmmm , the things id do to her
Feel like using snapchat , but everyone's looking
My dads in his tent working on powerplays don't talk to him #wyandottehockey
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ beards are cool though
What if he slipped his last step
My nanny just called herself an old hag .
Why does my face look like that in that picture tho ....
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ omg the fuckin KKK scene
Not planning on remembering tonight
Just because your car has a V8 does not mean it's fast
My dad and Blake together can't handle it right now
I just embarrassed myself x57546789942
How'd Zoe become so badass _TWITTER-ENTITY_
I'm to drunk right now though .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ your mother just burst into my room singing and dancing to Rise and Shine
Ariana Grande's videos on insta crack me up
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I'm dying
“ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ : Do you ever just keep your hand on your boob”
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ last night
i just took off in my car and lynds dropped her phone out of the door because it was open and i didn't realize
You're such a badass . #CatchTheSarcasm ?!
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ food is my friend
Ill be kicking your ass forever then
My mom is probably the biggest big you'll ever meet #kyyyyyssssss
My life would be lost without emojiis But really ☝
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ it's literally $50 a person and the food was bad and I threw up
Why are people still sending me requests in Facebook c'mon now
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Was blew up tonight by yours truly . Just know that you're loved
I think it's funny how you try to act all bad
Some dude was just showering in the bathrooms ! Straight up brought his shampoo and soap with him to school and had his head under the sink
Lol I don't understand why I'm so tempted to text you . #WeNeedToTalk
Guys don't realize that girls talk ...
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ logical . All babies are cute . Other than ugly ones .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ no my dog ..... Yes you
I can't believe he's just figuring out what hash tagging is , _TWITTER-ENTITY_ Louis is strugglin trying to use them lmao
GIRL CODE .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ paint usually doesn't look like that
I wish Lexi was with me when I'm this funny !!! ☺ _TWITTER-ENTITY_
Allie just said \wait don't you have to look good when you see Logan ? " joke . "
OMG the camel Geico commerical
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ that British dude is going to get pissed af
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I just don't react like this . Bro calm down what the fuck to do you want me to say ? I already said it was a joke ?
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ not photogenic = ugly 50 yr oldThere for my chivettes = jack off to ' em in moms basement . \your chivettes ""
#FootballOnYourPhone LMFAO . Just made my day . #Manning
I CAN PREDICT THE FUTURE .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ wellll actually i don't snapchat him , i just open his damn jewish snaps .... and i met him at mad river last year
Not only god can judge you because I'm judging you
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ today is only the 2nd time I've played
Eww everybody is growing up and you're not .
I can't even right now , .
Why are _TWITTER-ENTITY_ and _TWITTER-ENTITY_ so funny ? #lovethem
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ He kept doing it ! I was losing it
\Why can't they just talk ? Don't their voices get tired !? " He knows now "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ like why
Watching Tropic Thunder
Work tonight & gt ;
I send the cutest double chin snapchats
He's still alive !! _TWITTER-ENTITY_
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ lolol I know I just don't wanna be hat " person "
when girls ask me for nude pictures i be like \*deep gasp*what kind of guy do you think i am " ? "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I really don't have any I was kidding lol
\You're running a 5k ?! You can't even count past 4 . " "
The fact that my uncle said he's gonna hook me up with a guy that works for his company . Oh ok there #lovehim #hescrazy
I always get so damn nervous at a vending machine punchin in the numbers Bc I don't wanna get it wrong to get something nasty
Everyone's complaining this morning
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you so dark I thought the baby was floating
Freshman drama is funny
WOW ! I'm a DUMB ASS ! I took the wrong books to class ... #Wow #JustFuckingWow
old angry drivers make me laugh
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ that pic was my idea only cause I fell backwards
Lmao im horrible at reading girls signals
Hunter fails at trying to suprise me hahaha
she talks about me when she doesn't even know me and has never even met me .. get a life .
Why am i snapchatting Natalie
\Ill tell my people to call your people " thats how i felt when i read hannah and allies tweet "
Lol . Did I really just see that . #yuck
I just found All these recordings of George lmfaoooo too silly #misshim
I will never understand why more guys with girlfriends than single guys hmu ? Whateverr ✋
\Why you always talking to yourself ? " AHHAHAHA IT'S VINE GET OUT MY BUSINESS "
Going to the store looking hit
Our group text .. all the time > & gt ; I just can't _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_
Never seen someone so much in love with a card that plays a song , especially not after they say \Worst song ever " ! #EasyA "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ lmao . Bye Ethan .
Mine and _TWITTER-ENTITY_ snapchat videos & gt ; & gt ; & gt ; & gt ; & gt ;
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ we all go through it lol . Just gotta miss as many days as possible
\GO LAY DOWN " _TWITTER-ENTITY_ "
Wonder if it just eats away at you .
She just went offffff .
I guess it won't matter much once you're dead
Food in general > & gt ;
when your just about to go to bed and you're aunt is waking up to go to work
Parrish is really dumb✋
You know what I wanna do ? Just sleep my life away #nolife
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ LOL I saw him earlier . Did you see his ugly ass hair cut ?!
\I tried making ramen in the coffee pot and I broke everything " "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ is everything ok you two ?
☝☀ blahh ...
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ ME TOO
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ a girl on sr elite sent me that picture and told me that's how she's wearing her hair this year
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ ilysm bc of that like I'm crying rn
Who wears crocs
All I can do is laugh right now
I just need to stop stressin
Had me hype
Just swing by when it happens , I'm not gonna say I told you so ... I'm gonna laugh in your face and yell it !!
Why did I laugh at that
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ ehh I'm good !
School attendance would go up by like 300% if we had swirly chairs , or bean bags instead of ugly blue chairs harder than a pornstars dick
I'm twitter is like spamming everyone and I'm here like ..
Mac right now
ohhh vodka ... you never fail me .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ TWERK IT OUT
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ ya ya ya
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ yes indeed
Ill be waiting with a camera when you fail _TWITTER-ENTITY_
my boyfriends friends are so funny _TWITTER-ENTITY_
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ yeah they're blowing smoke not clouds
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I love you Lexi
The amount of times I stay the night with _TWITTER-ENTITY_ is a little ridiculous #loveyoubestieeeeee
I heard people with small dicks make up for it by being a HUGE dick . hehe
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ OH MY GOSH . nasty ass .
And once again I obliged
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ come run away to my house
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ Hahaha
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you lying . I was testing you to see how bad you wanted to go .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ WHATTA SHITHEAD
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ lol what ?
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Ab there's nothing to worry about ! He's a freshie the most that will grow is like stubble
And you say we are immature
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ ... I live in west islip
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahaha yeah those were the good ole ' days !
except Hess of course , i'll most likely respond
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ that's the first time someone called me a genius lmao
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ that top one
She said thigh gap
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ toooooo funny buuuut no !
Oh snap . DOWNGRADE .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ oh haha you're so funny ! not .
Whoever Freddie just hurdled please go home
Did you know snapchat was created to be a safe sexting app . Lol yeahh . But they can see your pictures .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahaha that's fantastic ! #LMAO
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I laughed way too hard at that
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ ooh kill em
I literally haven't laughed that hard in so long
My boss is in love with my mom
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I knowww
My mom backed into the garage door
Me and _TWITTER-ENTITY_ defenitaly send the hottest snapchats
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ ' s vines literally have me crying
I never said you go around screwing things . Lolol , but ok !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ in all honesty cookie dough is my weakness
\You look like a hairy marshmallow stuffed with blueberries ... " _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ "
Never a dull moment when I'm with Aud and his friends I swear ...
Lol . Hanging out with guys make me a hoe . ! Jealous much ?
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ how's history
I love bad bad got a bad problem
What _TWITTER-ENTITY_ sayin right now
Basically me & amp ; _TWITTER-ENTITY_ are sex goddesses
Okay whoever just added me on snapchat and snapchatted me and asked me if I liked their boxers & gt ; & gt ; & gt ; & gt ;
And at the end of the day .. ❤️ I stillll fucking hate you
\ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ : Saving that on my phone " don't save my original pictures on our phone u faggot "
My night just keeps getting better
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ you guys are so wrong . I just can't handle it oh my god .
I never knew it was such a big deal to talk to you now .
I love it when my ex downgrades the felling is better than the 25 of December .
He is gunna get robbed last one
My dad just literally ran into a buried cable sign and hit his head
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Arrest me ?
Lololololol I'm so fucking done right now
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ for real ? .. I HAVE to come down there !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I'd say wear it to the game tomorrow but you just wore it , we can soon . where'd you get yours
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ relationship stuff . Same shit happened to me- past 3 times
What a jerk
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ pretty good actually ! I made manny scrape the ice off my car
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ you guys got me rollin
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ haha idk I'm just fucking around
Seriously my last snapchat though
I showed my father how to twerk , and he twerked then he walked and twerked at the same time to the car . It was the greatest thing
My mom said \You look just like me when I was your age ! " & amp ; I said " damn mom you got ugly ! " #imfunny #iknow "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ that dog freaks me out , I'm having nightmares for sure now
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Can't even respond to this !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ oh the struggles to be kohen now and then
You know someone is cuffed when all they do is favorite your tweets
9- sixth grade again ? Why not
Sam why are you talking to yourself ? \I couldn't remember if I got high yesterday " - _TWITTER-ENTITY_ "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahahaha ! I def will ! Lmfao
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ just gained a fan for that awesome trick he just did in speed and style ! Hilarious !
I look at the relationship talking about the past I use to be like that's true ... Now I'm like live in the now forget the past change now !!
Do they really call her jungle bitch ? ✋
Just bought best for the first time . Didn't get id'd
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I remember when we were obsessed with llamas I miss that
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ haha peeps try to pick their own steak . I tell the cooks to hide it and cook the worst piece #getoveryourself
I'll pay someone to do my chem project and think through math .
leave it to Steph to leave her lights on and we are jumping a car in the school parking lot
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ say that ten times fast
I think _TWITTER-ENTITY_ likes my tweets
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ damn sluts these days
Me and mom got baileys at the liquor store and made dad take us to the gas station to get coffee
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ lol sorry
I could watch A Christmas Story all day #classic
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ it's a good song .... and you ruined the moment . Way to go ...
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ you're one lucky boy Cameron I must say
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Song goes hard .
I need lasagna licking .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ that's just for now though lol
\Our love fern !!! It's dead . You let it die !! Are you gonna let us die ?! " #HowToLoseAGuyIn10Days #myfav "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ your side comments are the best .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Say it again . You're going to see Adam tonight . I don't think anyone knows
I love how I just don't get on Twitter anymore it used to be a daily thing .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ yeaaaah grill ☺
So now I'm just gonna be on my phone until I decide to sleep . Such an exciting life I have sometimes
Alexis probably hates me now❤️
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ of course not haha
I should have went
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ I hate you !
“ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ : Why do people always ask me for relationship advice when I'm the loneliest person ever . ” Hahaha my life
Chauncey isn't gonna be able to sleep tonight
.... I wonder if my mom would find out if I switched out our chargers
CONSUELLA made it to Duncan falls atleast lol then broke down at the light fuck her bitch ass
Wow I walk out to cop cars and a guy taking pictures of people walking . Don't get me plz this is embarrassing
So much fun
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahahaha yeah i know and im scared
French the rainbow . Taste the rainbow . #skittlescommercial
Cudi keeps calling him little man .. Gotta love the kid hahaha
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ u and my shoulder r really close
I was really confused on why everyone wore red white & amp ; blue to the race when the colors are black & amp ; white shucks .
Are we still allowed to be friends _TWITTER-ENTITY_
She looks like a fucking Chihuahua
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ that's my go to saying when a fight breaks out !
I'm just bored
Patrick is coming to this cross country practice ... this should be interesting
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ lol because I look gross ! I'll wear a tank top & amp ; some bathing suit bottoms .
The things Tara do & gt ; & gt ; & gt ;
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ glad you had to share that with the twitter world
All I see when I drive down town Hagerstown today was this lady running across the street , get closer .... it was my mom
lol my phone didnt charge last night
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Why don't you feel muh bulls and tell me !!
In tears after seeing that commercial with the huge baby
Jk Babs just got the job
Tanner Alley is who you're trying to be
There's a budlight outside the main office
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ my trucks out there sunk and Deion's trucks out there dead
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ \what's up ladies ? " I love drunk people "
\My doctor says I have skittles-pox " hahah love that commercial ! "
Theres a girl that bullies my sister and shes dyslexic so my sister texts her long words to try to piss her off .... #ohmygod #sheshorrible
Idc how \close " you think you are w my boyfriend don't FaceTime him or text him I'm here for a reason "
I need another night like Saturday . _TWITTER-ENTITY_ was killing me
I just keep watching this video of _TWITTER-ENTITY_ getting attacked by a bird
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hell yeah I'm at work groovin
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ good one girl bye
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ seriously ?
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I think that's what made me sick
It's really funny how immature some people really are .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ aaahhhhhh ! Your killin me !
\Wow my first fb status ever was ' going to eat something ... ' and I was the only one who commented on it " hahaha _TWITTER-ENTITY_ "
My phone is faced towards like the class and a bunch of people behind me . I hope no one saw my phone .
The most awkwardest thing happened today .
I always think these chinks are talking about me in their own language .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ that'll be me !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I've been there
Sometimes idk what I'd do without jake . Like I'd be crying over this paper rn if he didn't stay up and drink coffee with me .
Babe I'm mad at you !
ctfu , that's exactly what I needed to get me through the day
Mikey you're drunk
My cousin just asked an officer why she had wear seatbelt , because she has 2 deluxe sizes airbags infront of her #DYING
You have no idea
I'm too unladylike to wear a dress
& amp ; I bet Kelly won't even see that tweet bc she is that typical ditsy blonde
Or not ..
hahahah you idiot
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahaha
THIS IS SO FUNNY
\ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ : Guys that hit on every girl " #nothingforit "
So I should probably get my book bag now
Mom asked why I was home so early told her I was expelled , she believed me
The little girl I nanny just asked if we have servants in college ......
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I replied !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ It's time to turn down ..
Yeah , I'm blonde . #donthate .
Jordan's so country
This lady In the mall is slapping herself In the face and screaming really loud
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I got it down
lmfao that is too funny he just straight up ignored her
Chara makes me laugh
What a laugh too good !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ haha ! Yeah I'm still working on my Channing Tatum look that I told you about a year ago
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ lol this is me
Brit probably doesn't know what to think about this conversation _TWITTER-ENTITY_
The hell was that
Whatcha doing jake . _TWITTER-ENTITY_
Camping with babe
Lol I'm glad everyone's voting me as Worst Driver for senior picks
\Did you know I was born at 12:39 am ? " " That's close to Justin Bieber's . 12:56 " hahahahahahaha omg I love buckwild now "
I'm just going to be complaining all day on twitter .. Don't mind me
Everybody's Indirecting Tyler now
I don't understand your profile picture at all but it made me lol _TWITTER-ENTITY_
Lauren and I are awful people
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ have Pinterest ! I will never have that struggle ! I will try them all on my new raft ! finding the right pool #thestruggle
I seriously fucking love that me and my mom bond over One Direction☺️ too obsessed #onedirectioninfection
It's says MCCARL #11
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ that's still the worst kid movie that hints to watch
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ stays late to class
now I see why we never worked out . I think it's hilarious .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ OH .... convince her to take a kitten
finally got a pair of pants over my knee
i guess oomf didnt like my snapchat
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ oh my gosh I'm dying
That feeling that you over slept
\At the end of your life , you will have to stand before God . " -loud clap of thunder- "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Aweee you're so welcome !
Shull family dinners are always the best .
I make myself laughh
My dads bosses name is gage
Rape Sloth need to do some work -- Motivation -- Where r u ?!
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ thank goodness . I was scared you would hate me . I can't even handle myself sometimes . #iloveyou
I forgot about my 5th month
Omg why am I laughing ? ok
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahahah Marie !!
That joke I just seen , .
Thank god I'm not in all this mess .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ just saw your tweet about Corey and the boys and almost fell out of my seat on the train #canyoufeelit
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ ...... I can't wait for this half marathon that you have yet to train for . Ill have the ambulance ready at the end .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ its funny how you're three friends won't come fight a 130lb
I love Seth Meyers .
So much shit talking tonight
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I can see it now .. bye bye hunter jk
Leah sends me videos if she has a lot to tell me because she's too lazy to type it
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Good point
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I'm pretty sure he wasn't . Cause me & amp ; him just had math together 10th grade year
I GUESS I JUST DON'T UNDERSTAND WHAT THE BIG DEAL ABOUT BEING NAKED IS ?!?!???
L O L ! Who am I kidding !? Those chances are like saying I'm gonna marry Channing Tatum one day !
Anyone who #hates me has a reason to they never #met me
Lol i needed tht
I can't even handle Kimmy's retweets
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ your fucked up !
Someone is giving themselves happy time tonight ...
Lmao just got to class , sat down and knocked someone's shit off their desk . Now I can't stop laughing .
All I see is SC1s ✋ _TWITTER-ENTITY_
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ good one
I ❤️ Sara so much
We're watching Side Effects and my mom goes \ Is that Tanning Chatum ? " "
My mom just in all seriously told me she thinks I'm OCD and maybe I need to get medicine
Haha dez is a male cheerleader #AustinAndAlly
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you can't tell how squashed I was
I'm going to England this year ! _TWITTER-ENTITY_
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ haha uh it appears in a whole haha
True friends show you how to get to AutoZone ! _TWITTER-ENTITY_
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ yeah man haha right when you said it , it stuck out like crazy . Haha mans been chillin on the couch for too long
My sister just asked me if I was taking my baby blanket to Vegas
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you yourself just told me that shit was scawy toooo
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ I went from an 8 to a 4 . And they got infected and I took them out .
SNL tonight & gt ; & gt ; & gt ; & gt ;
. Karmas getting you good
Only _TWITTER-ENTITY_ and I would cheat at old maid with our residents !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ getting pulled over in the bear cotton parking lot #troublemaker #
no seriously he's not my cousin . why am I so funny !
You are too much ,
\what the fuck ?! at dinner ?! I WAS AT DINNER " "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ well it's the realllllllly nice stuff they sell at sephora . I got some of their stuff that's how I knew
This girl did not just walk in here with toilet paper hanging from her ass ... #CantDeal
Four . More . Exams . ✌
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahahah I'm burnt you're NOT alone bud
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ baby come backkkkkk ! Haha !
Hunter Moore is sitting back saying look at these idiots actually eating \shit " "
HA Jk ... I'd sleep right now if I wasn't so scared of the guys upstairs breaking into my room
Was describing my costume and my professor asked if I was going as Wrigley Field
Oatmeal pancakes and tater tots #finalsweek
Mikha says fter mentally dating John Mayer my standards are just way to high " _TWITTER-ENTITY_ "
She bad than a mothafucka bouncin on my d*ck
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ \I just woke up from a random nap , I'm a piece of shit " ... I'm still laughing "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ lol .... Needed a laugh and this did it !!! Pat him on the back for me .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ They need to get a life . It was $25 because I didn't have a summer permit when the guy at the PS office told me I didn't need 1
My phone already is at 40% and were only in second , fml
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ your telling me I swear to god Trenton get it from Brandon and makes it ten times as worse
You miss me already ... figures
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I know we can show our crazy side yet
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ i didn't put the picture up
lol me and _TWITTER-ENTITY_ hiding from all the boiis trying to dance on us
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ even though you favorite all her shit
I set my alarm for 10:30 tomorrow . Ha . That's a joke .
If only my grandma knew what ratchet actually means
It's just inevitable that _TWITTER-ENTITY_ and I will always be the ones dancing !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahaha fuck no ! I didn't get to sleep till 4 last night . I'm complain all day lolololol .
Haha ! Let me be mature
We're jammin too hard
Breck just sighed and said \You're too much like your mother " .. He's only 7 "
I can't take how ugly you are
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I love that you just hash tagged zzzzzzz
Imagine i ever got a goodnight text
Hayley can't drive straight
That awkward moment when you creep on your ex's Facebook and are trying to save a picture and almost make it your profile pic #closecall
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I'm dying
who am i kidding thats not gunna happen ....
So I go to subway to order a salad and the worker asks me \do you want lettuce with your salad ? " Uh ... "
How do I get on the \Twerk Team " ? "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ HAHHA can't believe you had sex with him that early
watching PLL season 1 episode 1 lolol
The bitch in Arlington WANTED to get hit . #BackUp
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ not even close cause at least Ron and sam dated and had sex
Thought about looking good for school today .. What was I thinkin #hellnoimnot #joker
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahahah awwww look at us
h hhhhi my name is jeffweyyyy and I like to eeeee eat apples
But army guys over everyone because I will marry Tyler when he comes home❤️
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ peed her pants at school #jk
\I love it " words of my mother "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ me and Alexa went to the bathroom and drank from the faucet
Me Libbie and Kayla were so ratchet last night night
#Candycrush noises behind the closed bathroom door at my house .
Me- Happy Thanksgiving _TWITTER-ENTITY_ - Take the happy a way for me
HAHA at mighty my mom was pissing me off cuz she only had a hundred dollar bills so it was 8 bucks and I said keep the change
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ haha it added on to my when I get on Facebook .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ You are amazing
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ finally unblocked me
I wish everyone could have seen my family when he caught that pass
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ send me a pic of your hair !
The message _TWITTER-ENTITY_ just sent me
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ That is the best \eating French fries " face I have ever seen still kinda mad you won't share some .... "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ it's always an interesting day in here
Quit talking about it damn mature alittle and drop it
Erin kills me
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you can say that again _TWITTER-ENTITY_
lol I'm going to cry
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ that's something we are good at Probablh because our minds are so effffed up
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ THANK GOODNESS
Alex ask me to teach him how to speak in a British accent , and it's terrible . But we're trying .
whatever I guess you'll get laid
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ dang ! i cant wait to see aaron today he's so awesome !
My dads 3:15 pm plane from baltimore to providence yesterday landed at 9:37 pm #delayed
This weather kid has me dying
One time when I like 7 or 8 I wrote my sister a story and I said that I moved to \Pickle Lake , Canada " . "
-what do you call a farmer that is really good at his job ? -A man out standing in his field hahahaha
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ ME write a paper ?! girl you got jokes
when my mom gives Ernie a tooth brush
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ the sacrifices I do for that stupid dog
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I juuuust watched that hahah
Mom \Kyle can you delete my Facebook ? I just don't understand how to use it " you just got it and already want it deactivated "
Like SCARY weird
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I hope he heard me .
I'm literally so drunk watching rugratz waiting for these two to get here
The clown has no penis .
Bitch , pineapples . Get in the car .
OMG my family is so funny !!! it's awesome lol
I promise you won't forget me
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ and _TWITTER-ENTITY_ understand my pain .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ thank you ! I knew I was doing something
This cruise & gt ; & gt ; & gt ; _TWITTER-ENTITY_
Matt totally took over my phone
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ HAHAHA I have no life
I love shooting guns in the field with my family and getting yelled at by the neighbors across the street with a megaphone #idiot
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ turn up !!
yeah so i guess i am fake when everything you said was a lie . hell yeah i checked to see . and everything good this way as well
skipping ? #NoExcuses
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ Hahahaha oh my god stop
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ what the heck come on Lauren
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ oh my goodness ....
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ and smoothie orgasms
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I threw away my notebook
Steve Smith is that dude . \Poor tackling Ahaaaaa ! ""
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ remember me saying \it's okay if it ends with an " A " hahaha "
I ask Jesse what time breakfast is every night . \ 8:15 , every single day , you idiot . " #StuffJesseSays _TWITTER-ENTITY_ "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I don't live in a neighborhood , I just live in a hood
Family guy ✋
Walk downstairs to see Bailee alone watching Step Up and with a sad face she says \I can't believe Skinny died . " Only this 4 year old "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ oh god I can only imagine Miley Cyrus performance
The only texts I have got in the last 3 hours are from big mullet
My little brother is more popular than I am !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ im doing the same thing right now
I need to go home and go to bed . Like now
This fool said I just talked to Jeremiah and Moses .. I'm done
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ True . You can just come down here cause I'm not leaving
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ if only I had a computer to myself so Lisa couldn't see the bad pictures
Lol . I'm an idiot .
Lol and they probably think I snuck in cause I look young and I'm not the average girl just humpin every guy on the dance floor
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ and I stole your shoes
I have one class tomorrow . Overjoyed !!!! and it's voice ... Bahaha
\How are you not freezing ... Does your brown skin retain heat ? " "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ yes .
You got that tweet a little late hun
Ezra tells the best stories
\All you whores do is sit inside all day " #thanksAnj "
summer camp haven't really talked to you since then .. But all i know is Ledford's better than East
I love how Mikey & amp ; my dad call each other asshole !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you're seriously an idiot . If your head was not attached you would misplace it .
This is why I love Gracie
I just don't understand how one kid can get away with so many lies lmfao
Really woke up thinking it was Tuesday
throwback to when we used pixie sticks for our \purp " bc we couldn't find jolly ranchers _TWITTER-ENTITY_ "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ so are you and Tom gonna embrace lips today ?
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ When i was 11 i didnt even talk to boys like i played with toys and shit
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ HAHAHA . Marcus you're such an ass
Swore up and down that I paid my phone bill that shit was just shut off like what the actual fuck is wrong with my memory
Dustin calls me the Black Mamba .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ lets ditch this bitch
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ right ?! That's so funny .
THAT DID NOT JUST HAPPEN _TWITTER-ENTITY_
let's just see how this goes
I'd hate to be a cute female cause all of the lame dudes that comment on pics ... Smh
Yodeling in the shower > & gt ; & gt ; & gt ;
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you have a problem with them hoes don't you
“ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ : if you ever have children you could introduce them to people by saying hey wanna see what i made”
I think she knows he's drunk ...
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ lmfao where do your tactics come from jerel ✋
I'm seriously so stupid
And it's funny how you think it's going to bother meeeee
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ my favorite twerker
I can't wait for the baby to cry _TWITTER-ENTITY_
haha wait I think I just failed my gym final
You won't ever change we all know this
Twitter annoys me but I feel like I'd never know anything & amp ; get bored if I deleted it
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ is it just me or when I click on \Autumns " name , it's not her . lol . "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ oh ik an that kid took your pom Pom
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I have a very nice buttocks
That moment when I was creeping through _TWITTER-ENTITY_ Instagram and accidentally liked apicture from like a year ago she's too cute to not creep
Chasing my dog around with the vacuum cleaner & gt ; & gt ; & gt ; & gt ; & gt ; & gt ; & gt ; & gt ;
I love phone calls with _TWITTER-ENTITY_ when he's \on duty . ""
She tried to do good no
it hasn't been been a day & amp ; kels hates gettin my tweets
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Yes the secret is out !!!
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ This night > & gt ; & gt ; & gt ; I'm dying right now !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you already know
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ just twerked !! ❤
Why am I not getting more sleep ! Oh yeah I have a cute little 4 year old laying next to me who talks in his sleep . I ❤❤❤ him a lot !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ favored what my homecoming date thing stfu yes huh
Just caught this girl picking her nose ... You do realize you are in a car and other cars can see you ?
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I can't get into my locker like literally I can't do the combination lock
My mom literally thinks she's signing me up for summer classes
\I'm going to go on twitter and make a tweet , I am going to compose a new tweet ! " _TWITTER-ENTITY_ "
Today someone told me I was the girl version of _TWITTER-ENTITY_
my ex boyfriend's little sister gave me like a super knowing look when she walked into the studio for try outs ..
These are so fucking funny omg
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ lmao I didn't know that existed in my emoticons !!!
My dad just walked out of our Subway and shut half the lights off on customers
The pic _TWITTER-ENTITY_ just sent me has me dying
The thirst is real
Really hope I don't wipe out walking home
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ lol the time I hit 15 I scrubbed everyday & amp ; stopped caring about practically everything
This fucking guy is serious right now lmfao
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ that's what best friends are for ! Plus , I had to explain the crazy guy driving with his foot out the window !!!
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ pretty much
I always walk around my house screaming and shaking my hands and my mom told me she thinks I'm autistic
Eat a big bag of sweaty dicks
Alright . I'll let that one go .
you're such a weirdo . You're crazy and funny . Love you
My dads listening to Austin Mahone
Trying to argue seriously with Sadie when I'm in the bath doesn't work out .
Learning about NAFTA in government class made me think about the family guy episode
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ vines are SO loud ! my phone was turned down , door shut & amp ; still woke my dog up . now he's barking !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ this actually just made me laugh out loud I miss you soo much
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ not going to lie .... I was thinking it as well
My boyfriend really shouldn't be questioning all the dates Jessica and I have been on today
Bitch don't try so hard
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ i mean if u got me something then ya
I saw the messages .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I'll be sure to remember that for future reference .
When UNC is on the news for letting their athletes take fake classes for the past 14 years good one #UNCHEAT
I want a cucumber sandwich with the crust cut off .
Watching fridays #gh and cryinggg heather webber is sooo nuts
Soni your a shady ass bitch too .
Wait the cat stuck its tongue out at the end
“ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ : Wish I never met you .. Wouldn't want to be you” this song _TWITTER-ENTITY_ before babysitting on New Years ✌
If only people knew about my latest love interest
Kelsey singing like hell in the shower though !
Rachel just asked if I was drunk or high ... #no #imjustweird
The fact that we danced to gangnam style while we were all dressed as Koreans & gt ; & gt ; & gt ;
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahah funniest thing ever
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ just drove by you guys .. every single one of you were looking down at your phones
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ obviously , you never had a chance
Connor just got robbed
Payton : emember the bonfire we had ? " Kid : " which one ? The one in the main building " Payton : " Go to the office !! " ✋ "
Sorry _TWITTER-ENTITY_ for stealing your sister and making you sleep alone after seeing insidious 2
You make pot holders at camp , not when you get home .. thank you Colin
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ after you finally find your car
Pretty sure I watched _TWITTER-ENTITY_ smoke an entire pack of cigs last night #loveyou Let's have another bonding cigarette tonight
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ so you okay in the winter ?
So if you have $ 3,000 and would like to give it to me so I can stay in a Barbie penthouse in Vegas then you can come with .
everyday in first period Hanna texts me \I love you " every . single . day . "
This is like the first time I'll be out in public again so I gotta look real nice .
Jealousy is in the air tonight .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Bc I'm just that awesome !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ what the fuck happened ?
That text I just got & gt ; & gt ; & gt ; & gt ; & gt ;
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ omg I'm dead .
so Dave's friend is blind and he just walked into the counter asking where the ice was
The nigga that walked out of class wearing weed leaf socks
Guys _TWITTER-ENTITY_ clearly needs a boyfriend cause that's what all her tweets are about hahha
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I like how you called her \my stripper " Bahaha . Like I called dibs on her "
It's cold can I just wear yoga pants and a hoodie
I'm subtweeting two people and they confused as shit
I'm not goin , I think ill stay home and play gta .. Maybe ill take out my car and drive to Wawa
Insidious 2 tomorrow !!! OMG SO EXITED & amp ; scarredddd
I capture your pet and sell it on the Internet ... -Jon Erickson
zach should just stop right now tho .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ shut your whore mouth
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ ratchet nugguh
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you're talkin about the candy bar , right ?
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ yes lmao !
Just seen _TWITTER-ENTITY_ driving . He drive like its his first time ever driving
Were arguing about flowers
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ your twitter is hacked every weekend
I think I'm so tired I'm in one of those delirious everything's hilarious moods .... I'm in my room alone cryin I'm laughin so hard
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ we're gonna be living the life
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahahaha I'm watching Tamar & amp ; Vince and she said it like 10x
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hey , remember i might not like you , but I sure do love you .
LP gotta ask permission to do shit lol
The text I just sent Mackenzie & gt ; & gt ; & gt ;
Lol at the amount of wildly inappropriate cards I get from my parents
Carley just sent me a picture of her after her wisdom teeth surgery ! She's feeling happy
I fuck who I want and fuck who I don't
The snapchat videos Joey bawlick sends me are the best
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I don't even know you but
all I can remember is that Woodbury sucked ass
The video of sugar baby _TWITTER-ENTITY_ sent me on Instagram
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I can't stop laughing
Just now remembering what _TWITTER-ENTITY_ woke up to tell me last night ... #omg
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ what you smokin on ?
I don't like him caz he didn't fallow me back on twitter _TWITTER-ENTITY_ #tofunny
YOU were a waste of time
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ HAHAHHAHAS THAT'S GREAT
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I agree ! I think you've got his hopes up !
I really need to do some situps ! And only one person can actually be straight up and tell me
Hating on Ally today . god I love her .
Noah's dad was just bragging about how he use to get lazed " and go watch Grease . "
I do the oddest things
Craig's piggy back rides on the beachh > & gt ; & gt ; #gottaluvhim
I can tell _TWITTER-ENTITY_ is enjoying her night by all the snapchats I am receiving right now #missyou
Be shady , it's whatever
Anthony goes \I'm gonna try to get myself pregnant " _TWITTER-ENTITY_ "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ cuddle with your fish
These tweets Hahahah #TeamMac #TeamRheas
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ That's weird because right before I read this I was putting ice on mine too .
\You gotta relax with the hair whippin , your not willow smith " _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ "
#trackmemories When i ran them 300 hurdles
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ love you boo and okay !! I'm dying of starvation
Everyone is having a great time
\She falls in a well her eyes go cross , she gets kicked by a mule they go back to normal . I don't know " #CousinEddie #ChristmasVacation "
Your a lucky guy if you see me dance to come and get it by Selena gomez that's my jam
Not that anyone else is gonna like those
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ \ I'm sorry BUUUT that was your own fault " "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ its weird cause we right beside each other
Texting the wrong Emily
The johnlock fic I may or may not have submitted in English May or May not have gotten an a+
Adis has me in tears rn omg
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahaha we are the freaking bomb
I love how all her enemies are retweeting my stuff .
5 o'clock somewhere
21 & amp ; Over looks absolutely hilarious
my step dad just made my cousin cry
My mom gave me my young joc cd from when I was like 9 & amp ; said \your old enough to have this now " she just found it "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Because it's Friday ??
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ i was chasing it down
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ he says it all the time !!!! He's brutal to me
\Last week , Kevin Ware broke his shin bone in a game for Louisville .... Now he might actually have to get his communications degree . " "
Lol can't wait for Wes to realize the three of us blew up his snapchat
That's why you actually want me to favorite it to make you look popular . More like notpopular
When girls say how gorgeous their eyes are when theyre standing next to the window or in sunlightbitch sit your thristy ass down
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ thanks bitch
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ whats the big deal ab that
My dad hung my sisters elf right above her face so when she wakes up she accidently touches it and cries
lololol marquis watches twisted
I wish I was in Lorain last night could've watched that brawl
Always look for the positive in a bloody situation
My mood ring is rather blue this evening .
definitely just looked up the hashtag ypicalwhitegirl " on Instagram and it's 28,740 pictures of white girls holding Starbucks . "
Lol booty bouncer radio station on pandora .
I just kicked people out of my pool I don't have a community pool going on here . Plus you talk about me behind my back to my parents
0- Smoking with you was lit You're the bro though & amp ; a good football player !
“ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ : The only good thing about not having a boyfriend this holiday season .. I don't have to worry about buying him a gift . ”
Wallace thinks he's a top 5 WR in the NFL . HA
god I love drunk people , especially when you're the sober one
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I hate you , I'm deleting my Facebook
The pimp chronicles & gt ; & gt ;
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ lmao that's one of my only pictures from last night & amp ; not even complaining
Before , I use to cry hoping you'd be here for me . Now , all I do is laugh at you and watch you burn
My brother just asked me if I could pick him up tomorrow morning at 8 .... LOL
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ \well idk what to say then " "
OU playing like a unranked team .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ literally dying at their tweets
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I LOVE YOU SO MUCH FOR THIS . Haha
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ haha that sucks I've been done since may 8th
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ #AskOrange was that real pee when you peed in pipers bunk ? i had to ask . Hahahaha .
My mom right now \Pass it , stupid , fuck ! " "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ we used to take so many pictures
I like you . Haha
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ I thought so !
I have that stupid eyebrow rap _TWITTER-ENTITY_ & amp ; _TWITTER-ENTITY_ were singing last night stuck in my head .
Are we really doing this lmfao
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ that's exactly what I thought ! He was walking his dog and I just asked him if he'd like to sit and talk
IF ANYONE WANTS A GOOD LAUGH SEARCH \SHEA CORPENING " ON YOUTUBE GO TO THE BLACK GUY DANCING WITH THE HAT "
hahahaa Taylor just calls and asks if I want Taco Bell & amp ; that she's in my driveway
My 3 hours of sleep has definitely caught up to me .
The voice malls that get left on my phone
Okay these middle school and elementary flashbacks got me weak
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ okay your tweets are too hilarious .
I've got an  sk.fm " too but I'm scared of the questions I might get "
Ha ! I'm seriously cracking the fuck up .
\I stole a car once but my mother dropped the charges " #HowHigh "
we ain't the ones being sensitive .
My dad and _TWITTER-ENTITY_ relationship . & gt ; & gt ; & gt ; & gt ; & gt ;
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ new album should be called MadMak Bieber ! Thanks Mr. Kitchen for the suggestion _TWITTER-ENTITY_
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ a 3000 doller weekend and a 10 doller week ask billy he was with me ahahahahahhahahahaha
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Me to !!! You should seriously get it
that wasn't obvious at all
Role Models is seriously so funny
Lauren & amp ; I went to overeaters anonymous for an assignment for class & amp ; went to Taco Bell after #canttellmenothin
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ ill own it one day
i feel as if you are addicted to social media porn stars
Ya know you've been sleeping to long when you can taste you morning breath
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ so is your volleyball skills
Haley just said she doesn't like ketchup cause it smells #okaythen
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ I could tell
Listening to slow erotic music and reading twitter is the funniest thing ever #EverythingIsSexual #Awk
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you got jokes , again
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ you like it boo
Hashtag told you this would happen
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahaha oh my gosh ! I never would've caught that .
Kelsey > & gt ; & gt ; & gt ; & gt ; & gt ; anyone else ! ❤
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ that's soo funny
\She can shave ham but she can't drink from a can ... SERIOUSLY KRISTEN ?! " "
I drive a 300 !! _TWITTER-ENTITY_
Oh gosh .. She is sending another one ..
Lmao tryna walk in the fucking cold to get a polar pop hahahahahaha Riley is a weirdo
#Fuckahontas is trending ?! _TWITTER-ENTITY_
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ lol bro soooo you were wrong
Totally just sent a text to the wrong person ...
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hands down best one is the guy who's addicted to his car
We just got whistled at whole walking with our Burger King crowns _TWITTER-ENTITY_
She's going to go shopping and be like \wtf ?? " Ahahaha "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Who us it ?
probably shouldnt have gone out knowing I'd get myself even more sick . oh well at least I wasn't being selfish
I hope every other school has class tomorrow
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ So he volunteers ?
illuminati _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_
I'm dead right now
And now I see why _TWITTER-ENTITY_ hates her so much
My twitter picture cracks me the fuck up !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I hate you
No work will get done
What song reminds you of losing your Virginity ? Marry Me- Train ; I was singing it right before I lost it
Me and jacie are definitely wide awake .
So I tell my mommy I'm bored and she says \I have alcohol if you want a hit or two " say whaaaaaat ? "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ could you see me in those ?
When Emily kills a firefly ... Then steps on it by accident trying to help it _TWITTER-ENTITY_
I'm sure after seeing that vine of _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ is dying for a trade to the _TWITTER-ENTITY_
Ok fuck people .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ lolololol sub tweet of the day !
Please try me . I will make you look super dumb
\You just ... blew up a car ... with a dildo " "
Rockin that hammock _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_
The More You Bag On Me The More I Realize Shit .
When I catch my own boyfriend staring at my boobs too cute !!
Bunch of salty Notre dame and Michigan fans on my tl right now . Sorry your team sucks this year #GoBucks
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ well you gotta ask youtself , what the bananas do I need to do ?
it's really sad that this is what you choose to do with your life
So excited to see my NEW boys kick booty tomorrow ! ☺ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ #juniorbackfieldballers
THAT BIG BLACK BITCH
your town _TWITTER-ENTITY_
Can't wait to see Joe Kelly's face tomorrow when he realizes I used his gloves
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ probablyI look so awkward too
My boyfriend actually thinks I give a fuck about what people think of me no stooooopid
Mrs. Pierce keeps playing the What Does Fox Say song ..... I don't know why it's so funny but it is
The awkward moment when u wave back at someone who wasnt waving at you so u just pretend that you are adjusting your hair _TWITTER-ENTITY_
Hahahaha the stuff Brandon sends me
I ripped my moms boots trying to put them on my size 11 feet she's going to kill me
These group messages be too comedy
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahahahahahaha so random dude
I tell my mom to have my xbox on and ready when I get home
chillin on Shane's bed . waiting to see his face when he gets out the shower and sees that I'm here .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ lol what ? I'm just wondering . Haha
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ idk just seemed like something they'd tweet .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ damn then good luck with those up downs
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ this sounds like one of those infomercials
My brother is bad
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ tweets right now
Loving the purple beard _TWITTER-ENTITY_
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ U GUYS FLIP THE TABLE
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ i just told tre !
This bus ride > & gt ; & gt ; & gt ;
“ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ : High heels were actually invented for men . Butchers used to wear them so they wouldn't step in blood . ”
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I mean .. That's the only other option you Have . Hahahahah #lololololol
this movie is so funny
These Man Candy Mondays are cracking me up .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ ... said no one ever
Does anyone remember when Mitchell won a donkey at the Bolton fair like 2 years ago
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I love you it's okay she doesn't have to know
never watch a movie with _TWITTER-ENTITY_ cuz he laughs at every single thing
Almost died laughing today . Told the Red Cross lady Id donate blood when gay men could . Her reaction was priceless . \Oh . OH " #equalitynow "
“ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ : No more peas and carrots _TWITTER-ENTITY_ ” ... honestly , I never want to look at green or orange jello ever again in my life
I may have procrastinated this one a little too long ! lol #SchedulingClasses
Jeb and Trey have to stay after Monday and clean mrs kapas room
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you are utterly ridiculous
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I can't even find that but there's a whole book on him . I think I'll just get that and use that for like the whole paper
I wonder who tonight's scandal will be
It's been a while since a really attractive picture of me has been used as a mcm ....
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ your boy _TWITTER-ENTITY_ is next
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Lol I can't handle you
Some kid just told me I'm the addest bitch at this bar " #boss "
HAHA well that's awkward
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I was expecting this to be a person , then boom a dog popped up .
That's pathetic .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ oh what are you , the whether channel ?
Reading the replies to the braves latest tweet shows how's pissed people are
when my aunt saw a picture of a cat on my brothers phone she got mad and said he better have a picture of boobs by Christmas break
Props to me for fucking up my song
There's this old lady at the colts grille shaking her ass to Blurred Lines !!
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahahaha I need to see this
Everything's always my fault
I just sit back and watch you look more and more stupid as the day goes on
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahahaha ! All the scrubs .
PISTOLS FIRING . Foreally this time
Ok then , what ?! If you say chicken butt , so help me god .
This show is mind blowing
Playing peekaboo with my kitty is the funniest thing ever #LoveHer
why am I always attracted to skinny guys , I don't understand
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ oh my gosh Makayla .. at least I guessed it ! Lol
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I know
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ or what it's like to play in a bowl game
Don't complain about not cuddling , bitch I cuddled with a pillow pet . You're okay .
Halfway through my jello cup , I realized I didn't pay for it at the store
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ ours is on the floor it's like a hotel bell
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ no that's trashy . im wearing heels if i can figure out how to walk in them
IT'S ABOUT TIME TO GET GHOST _TWITTER-ENTITY_
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ not much actually u have team dinner and then nothing after that !!
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ that was when I was sitting across from u
Why has my day been so amazing ?? I just don't know !!
Dear God Billy Madison never gets old
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ love you ! Tell my D I love her to
Really need to figure this out
I witnessed a white guy in a small town rap The Little Drummer Boy this evening
sometimes I think to my self .. why was I so stupid to think I actually had that chance with you ..? #idontknow
It's funny how many people actually think my last name is Morgan
If my friends in Florida think IM a good girl they need to meet my friends from Nebraska
We're the Millers is hilarious
i speak my mind a little too much on the twitt
#youreautomaticallyhotterif you'll buy me tampons
This may be the worst yet
just got _TWITTER-ENTITY_ good while he was at work get some .. oh wait , you can't #imthebest #comeatmebro
Mr. Motsay tried to put me in flex chem .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ it's okay some girl just called me ugly as shit and they're all talking about me . when it's about Gracie
Monte getting caught tweeting like Reeze by coach & gt ; & gt ; & gt ; & gt ; & gt ;
S/O to _TWITTER-ENTITY_ I think I've seen you before in public and thought \wow you're so tall " I'm probably wrong but yeah sorry if I am "
When you've fucked more than 6 dudes in the same group don't you think it's time to find a new crew ? Hahahaha
i'm the only person the couldn't give a shit about this stupid duck
Sarcasm is my only coping method , don't take it personally .
I can't take Nate seriously when he sings to me
me ; I'm cold . trevor ; take all the little kids shit . me ; they'll freeze ! trevor ; but no one else matters compared to my baby sissy❤❤
I don't know how I still have a boyfriend must be doing something else right
that never even happened
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I'm happy I fit in my size 3 jeans
tbh i was laughing
“ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ : Hi , welcome to Hollister . Here's your gas mask and your flashlight”
I just wrapped up a loose-leaf book with plastic wrap is that weird ?
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I definitely do !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ opens up my bitch side everything that comes out of my mouth is awful !
Am I the only person that doesn't watch the vs fashion show I think it is the dumbest fuckin waste of life LOL
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ sit in a dark room and listen to music but seriously , that's what I do when my anxiety is bad .
Eminem rapping as Yoda on #RhymeOrReason
People really be working for my grandma I can't ✋
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I'm not from Stephens county & amp ; I know what this is about .
Are you a beaver ? Cause dam
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahahahhaha i know ! And im talking to david (;
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I'm loling
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I bet
I'm sitting In the parking lot at work cause it's too cold to get out of my car and walk in
I hope no one comes in my room
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ omg that sucks ! At least she doesn't have to pay for it .. they don't know she drove on the wrong side of the road
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ I was near the pond in the woods .
Gabe better love me forever after that one
Getting drunk and doing cocaine for Christmas mom !? Yeah .. \Our house is going to look like a snow globe " #my2ndfamilytho _TWITTER-ENTITY_ "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I've had people from blue springs ask if you were real lmfao
\Dad what made you decided you wanted to date mom ? " ... " I don't know we drank the same beer ... " "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I just saw this
I give mad props to girls who wake up do hair makeup and an outfit everyday because I could never do that
Buyers and seller , buyers and sellers . PIMPS AND WHORES , PIMPS AND WHORES _TWITTER-ENTITY_
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ sucks cuz I'm not hahahahaha
I love when people text me so many times and it just looks like their talking to their self
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ happy now bitch ?
It's weird going to the Lakes and not riding motorcycles
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hell no but i will make sure you get some #RcDick #imchillen
broken arrow has school tomorrow
- lemme stop . I'm bein mean guise .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ #bitchbeabitch #hoebeahoe
Friday night food shopping
Like every time i hear a guy say he doesnt eat her out before or at all ... I gotta smack a nigga and do it for him . . Hahahaha .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ so truuu
Honestly if it weren't for _TWITTER-ENTITY_ and _TWITTER-ENTITY_ I woulda switched out of chemistry
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ your wild I clicked on it ....
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ he's got the looks and he got the style so who cares it's just a 5 year age difference
\You're a confusing ball of perfection " omfg "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ lmao couldn't agree more everytimeeeee I think of only the best memories
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ see this is why I won . Don't talk to katie like that only I can
If her name is _TWITTER-ENTITY_ Run Away !!!
Damn I look way different and so much better without my mustache ...
The awesome grandmas that are Black Friday shopping
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ ohhh okay ! Gotchaaa ! And lol nah youre just so awesome that i cant stop tweeting you ... #whitegirlproblems
my grandparents & gt ; & gt ; & gt ; & gt ; yours
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ ill like it
Me & amp ; Heidi had a great childhood
Croixs uncle is watching black girl fights on Facebook
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ sure you didnt .
singing at the top of my lungs ..
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ that duck sounds like a pussy
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ we can do it . Just one night
My mom is cracking me up this morning
I wouldn't be too proud of getting asked to prom when people had to beg someone to ask you because nobody wanted to #embarrassing
I don't understand you . ✋
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ yea hahaha
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ ' s only grammar correction he can make on others is \ ' you and I ' not ' me and you ' " "
I feel like _TWITTER-ENTITY_ is about to suck off some dude ...
“ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ : \I want to show off my nipple piercings to everyone , but it's not socially acceptable . " ” "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Remember how you said it came in that box so you could be buried in it after you drank it ? Well .... that applied .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ There's always some Bitch complaint at the farm and too much drama
Harley : hopefully we don't get hit on our bikesMe : should I buy a helmet ??
She gave the socks to Eli !!!!
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ we shall never speak of them ..
DIANA OMG U WON'T BELIEVE WHAT I JUST SEEN HAHAHHA I CAN'T SHOW YOU UNTIL I GET MY PHONE FIXED BUT I SCREENSHOTTED IT
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ eem '
Those last 4 weren't even questions
I am so glad I am friends with _TWITTER-ENTITY_
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I'm done ✋✋
Hey _TWITTER-ENTITY_ GOOD WORK RETARD
I find it funny that me & amp ; Kaylee met on the beach , at 4am . & amp ; look where we are now that's weird
\He must be messed up in the head " oh how I love my mom "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ tweets always make me laugh .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ that's a keeper
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ wouldn't be surprised
Tony Allen Flopped lol
My poor papaw has to ride with us & amp ; listen to my brothers music
omg I can't
youre just like #oomf its so disgusting actually
today has been eventful with _TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahah
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ posting it now !!
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ lolol
I would hate to work at a phone store because of people like my parents ... #clueless
Your such a little lyin shit
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I'm not mean✋ain't it past your bed time anyways ?
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ OUR MOVIE IS ON DISNEY JUNIOR #MonstersInc . Kitty !
Brielle's putting me on the GC prayer board
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ omg haha , that was the most awkward best memories of my life .
When bri feel out the back off the trunk
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I'm dying at that swiggity swoooty tweet .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ ehh they weren't to bad actually I got a couple good screen shots ... Oops
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ omfg your tweets always make me laugh so hard how could _TWITTER-ENTITY_ not respond wtf haha
I feel sorry for the next girl that gets stuck with your bullshit
does Connor really think he stopped me & amp ; Sandy from cussing ?... #NeverGonnaHappen #ItsAHabit
Lol mr. wnuk asked to use my charger
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ it's all out of love bud
All these soccer girls have curfew like they have a game in the morning grow some and have some fun .
Haha , you're really funny and post the best stuff ever on Facebook
\I'm questioning her sexuality " - _TWITTER-ENTITY_ "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ 3rd time bad luck brogan
Girls get boyfriends and lose themselves . It's sad .
Lol _TWITTER-ENTITY_ the fact _TWITTER-ENTITY_ thinks he can sing Carrie Underwood has you beat .
My cousin Khylie just called me her \sister bro " "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ sure whY not
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ don't you ever tell me to change the song again .
This book is so gay ... nobody is listing
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ he wasn't a dumbass though , just his friends
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ forever laughing .
Whale is going to die this school year with me and lizard in his class
that cat is cracking me up
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahahaha what the heck
When Neil Patrick Harris makes references to 80s child stars on #HIMYM lol ❤
“ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ : I just want you to choke on a chip or something ! I like youuuuu” that was clever , I like what you did there
Lol'ing at how many selfies Mason takes of himself at the gym
i already have 2 F's
Rebel Wilson is fucking great
I'm going to fail this math test
Just saw mrs hack
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ he favorited that not me !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ yeah it does , but I'm busy trying to get good grades in college I don't think about texting unless you text me !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Girl , you signed my yearbook twice
You literally couldn't pay me to work at McDonald's
I miss out on so much when I go home to work on weekends
Kesha on full blast right now
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ awww sorry !! Hahah love you Morgan !
old teachers commenting on my photos YES I HATE YOUR SCHOOL BYE
all the white people are standing and dancing and the black people are sitting down like wtf !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahahaha . You're welcome little kid .
Funny how some1 can be like \I hate that person , they're annoying af . " & amp ; then they have no friends 2 months later & amp ; are hanging out with them "
Love Scary Movies !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I fell asleep at like 3 yesterday afternoon and just never woke back up
I'm not just sure , I'm HIV positive #Workaholics #Supermoon
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ wait he's not in Ellen .. obvi
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I mean I'm 17 but yes . ❤️
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ although that would be a quick way to lose the food
Jets event host thought me & amp ; _TWITTER-ENTITY_ were honeymooners
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahahaha it's hilarious !!
Trying not to laugh when you see someone trip is so hard
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ same thing
As soon as my mom picked me up from Kato she called my dad and said he package had been retrieved " "
why did I even like you lmao
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ told you I'm not going anywhere till April !!
Lol I was neck hula hooping and it flew off my neck and hit Kylie in the nose and gave her a gushing nose bleed #YOLO
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahahahah
Hairstylists talking about Mollie !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ is a high key stalker !!!!
Forever mocking Dakotah
Darby's hash tag !
And I'm so fuckin joking
This waiter singing Taylor swift is killing me
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I know exactly what your talking about bro
GNARLY DUDE thanks for sharing
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahahaha !! Totally a QBEE moment
fucking a , im falling behind this morning
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ poopy ?
I'm rich now
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ ummm ... Yes !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ welcome anything for you buddy .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ those so aren't attractive
When I'm given too many choices of places to go/things to do I normally don't do any of it hope that's not the case tonight .
Text bombing nick . He's going to hate me when he sees his phone .
Taylor pellerin is literally so funny
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I know lol but it's was soooo funny
shmoke and a pancake ? #goldmember
What a dork ❤
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I love you mom
My parents think I'm riding the bus tomorrow
I think someone is mad ..
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ chew tobacco chew tobacco chew tobacco spit
It's sad that I used to be best friends with some of the fakest bitches . It's such a shame ...
Seriously .. the snapchat I just sent _TWITTER-ENTITY_
My dad asked my mom where she wanted to go to dinner . Her response ? \ The Bruins are on , are you crazy ? " mom I freaking love you . "
I had a dream about oomf
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ your family must not like you
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ can i take some notes from you then ?
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ next joke please
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ I'm keeping all this data during the week in home ! Day 1 9:30 and now it's 10 and she still is in bed
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you are so blonde ! I miss you !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ but they are so gay !
Omg and yes that was about you #yourewelcome
I love to screenshot people's snapchats
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ that's so me
These are the throwback days when Brady Tripp plays the worstttt but catchy music
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ haha it was so funny I walked in and they were waisted
so glad I got out of that
Good luck trey trey _TWITTER-ENTITY_
When you marry a girl you put your dick in jail
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ oh yeah shea
Lol remember that one time we went to IHOP , got water , then left bc we're way too impatient ? _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_
“ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ : I've been replaced by video games ... good night world ... ”
OMG this is the best Sunday of the year
Thought I had lost my debit card ! Wooooooo , I was bout to shut it downnnn !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ if he calls you sweetcheeks or takes you hunting it's true love
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ please watch the video I just sent Jakey
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ omg why were we so weird hahahah
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I wish I could retweet this
She told her off good thooo
Oh no , Hall Monitor episode of Spongebob is on
Hahahaha Lisa is so disappointed in me
The black mail I just found of Perri
My two year old niece just flipped over a stool , cried for literally one second , laughed , and got back up #crazybaby
Computer class _TWITTER-ENTITY_
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ without Trevor
Lois you're joking right
I will ball till the day I fall
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hey , what i'm doing is different okay
You got it comin tonight
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ ' s question for our class today \How many people have been abducted from the Macomb parking lot ? " "
Just saw _TWITTER-ENTITY_ dad on tv
Someone put on their facebook that they wanted to shove a curling iron up her ass . Honey maybe you should do your job .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ this is perfect , okay
Nick had fun talking to this gay kid the whole game
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Abby .. My free runs
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ dude I just looked at all the people I called . Not a good idea
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ apparently it only takes one to get a p ! nk fan and a \directioner " to be against you ! "
Dang , _TWITTER-ENTITY_ just royally kicked my butt in Harry Potter on QuizUp
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ I'm dead !
Love seeing ex's and there face when they look up and realize its you lmao
I'm not even in leflore yet , but I'm druuuuuunk
The single life blows .... #donewiththis #hunting
Peyton in highschool
Sex shops are so funny
I tweeted more than 1k times today
#InMiddleSchool I beat the f out of _TWITTER-ENTITY_
I really hope you got rid of Austin's condom .. _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_
The lady at the end of that video ..
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ except I sure as hell didn't get any of the country boys when we went
The water boy cracks me up every time !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ how about you have some balls and _TWITTER-ENTITY_ me . You're just embarrassed
I made a guys SOMF list yayyy
Ms. Scott still isn't here✨
“ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ : I'll do cheer till I'm completely broken . But I feel like pieces are chipping away with everyday that goes by . ” #mylife
Tyler Macmillan you are one funny motherfucker _TWITTER-ENTITY_
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ that explains it
Hey _TWITTER-ENTITY_ someone has a starring prob
Haha just saw a fight . If you can even call it that .
My cats weigh enough to make the passenger airbag sound
Write it in the record books , I just asked _TWITTER-ENTITY_ for directions
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you're annoying cause you know I'm not
Told Dave I ate his Easter egg and he got 5 year old tantrum mad peeing myself
I don't think I've ever laughed so hard in my life . #LoveThis !
Can't wait for _TWITTER-ENTITY_ to buy me another pillow pet for Christmas #theobsession #itsreal
I hate when I don't wear my glasses outside like if someone were to come kill me rn I wouldn't even see them until they killed me blind af
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ well decatur is huge and theirs sucked so pricevilles is gonna be funny
Just re downloaded Keek . Sorry in advance . We bringing it back _TWITTER-ENTITY_
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I know you had fun that night
Zach almost got beat in the face with crutches in 1st hour
Lejo cracks me up . This is why he's my best friend .
How many people can we fit in 5 movie theater seats ?
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ lol honestly
That moment when _TWITTER-ENTITY_ twitter stalks you
Literally witnessed so many guys wearing chacos to the club here . U get no love
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ is the real deal here sister
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ shut up it was better than sfe haven . At least everyone in goon is alive
Today _TWITTER-ENTITY_ told me that he is a Doberman pinscher but small and feisty
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ and tried to get in bed with me at 4 a.m and I almost punched you
Dammit Morgan . This isn't a game !!!! it was just honest favoriting
Got a little lift in with terri on the job told him I was stronger than him
\Why are you always pulling food out of your tits ? " - _TWITTER-ENTITY_ #ew "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ it's a mystery to me too Avis .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ yeah and you're welcome
never fail to laugh at _TWITTER-ENTITY_ vines .
Well I know who not to drive with
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ lmao ur drunk ass
First intoxicated call of the night
Side hugs are very acceptable . Or the occasional finger point . Got it ? _TWITTER-ENTITY_
Roses are red , Facebook is blue , no mutual friends , who the hell are you ?
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ my baddddd ! Lick **** whoops
S/O to the girl that just fell flat on her ass because of the snow . Hope you didn't see me laughing from my 3rd floor window ! #dying
Billy would lose power _TWITTER-ENTITY_
My bestfriend isn't gonna pick u over me
Lol this episode of spongebob #sodumb
who the hell just prank called me ?
Joeys level of seriousness about beating his ass rn & gt ; & gt ; & gt ; I'd be lost without him\Im in the car over in that area now what's his address ""
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ I'll change mine to Daddy Richardson
I still don't believe you spilt my glass of lemonade all over my dinner yo night _TWITTER-ENTITY_
Can y'all stop being an asshole to Paige ? Damn leave the girl alone before she hits one of y'all!
Allison will do anything for a dollar menu lunch and a piece of gum
Changing my number tonight so if I text you that means I want you too have my number . So probably only 5 ppl will have my new number
Hahah when will farrel sings that in stepbrothers
Hot Chick is honestly the best movie ever
Finally did my eyebrows and realized how bad they get after a while sorry for anyone who had to look at that
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
oh my god my mom is crazy tho
I think i was hacked
So what ?!? You look like a donut !!!
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ yeah that's what I meant
We're playing Battle of the Sexes and these guys think that mascara is your eyelid . I can't .
Oh that's so funny
My whole family is watching Jeff Dunham together
It pisses me off how much you hoe around
Now my uncle was talking about a house with 5 bathrooms and my grandpa says hat's great you have to clean 1 a week and you just rotate " "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I love this movie
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ why ha
Do I get included in the B & W avi douche bag club ?
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ do I know youuuu ?
This car just drive by and it looked like it was driving backwards ; nope it's on a hitch
I'm listening to ke$ha instead of listening to my History professor .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ my mom does that to like wtf
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ more like \Mackenzie , rip one cuz I wanna smell it " good try tho "
MY DAD IS SO WEIRD .
I'll never get used to Shannon's mom talking to the characters in movies _TWITTER-ENTITY_
You goofball trent
Why are me and connor talking about this
Jade is so right if you are ugly you are screwed .
\If you could have dinner with a historical person , who would it be ? " _TWITTER-ENTITY_ ' a response : Helen Keller so I don't have to talk "
Lol cause it's his avi
Oh wait why would anyone text me .. I'm a loserrrrr
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ but auburn fans are never rude or classless
Would you rather go to a WNBA game and have floor seats or find a $20 bill on the floor ? I'm going with the $20 bill
You can't do anything but laugh . Even I do . And it's from 7 years ago
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I'm gonna be laughing hard tonight
The story _TWITTER-ENTITY_ just told me about last night & gt ; & gt ; & gt ;
I miss the cute little animals _TWITTER-ENTITY_ and I would look at for hours
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ oh that could be it
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I ran out of characters or chief keef would have for sure made the list
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ just trying show people the truth . #AMEN
Lol at my tweet about that pedophile earlier _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I'm all caught up on #Suits sometimes I feel bad for Louis
When _TWITTER-ENTITY_ talks in her sleep . & gt ; & gt ; & gt ;
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ waitin on a woman
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ omg that shit never gets old
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ omg the throat punching tweet wasn't to you ! It was for the tweet about touching my radio ! But it def could go 4 either .
My sister doesn't know how to use snap chat
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ & amp ; there's a _TWITTER-ENTITY_ show coming up too . That's a drug fest right thurrrr .
Snuffy the seal
That awkward moment when your entire relationship was one huge \April Fools " lmao #chriseddyprobz "
My dad just showed me how to get out of handcuffs with a bobby pin and said .. \Precautions for Vegas . Cops are assholes . " #bestdadaward "
Wild n ' out is clownin
flashback to when mia visited me at 3 in the morning and while we had a crying , laughing , great convo , my neighbor was going tf off on us . & gt ;
Who is manking ?
Oh my god . My mom is brining home a guy .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ why am I always in the backround of your pics
Lmao Red Sox fans are chanting Myers name cause he fucked up big time
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ well look who's tweeting
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahaha . Best movie ever .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ no more piercing a for me or Steve cause yinz didn't hold up your end of the deal lmfao
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Shitttttt Disrupting my getting Dresssed process because the bishh wanna ask about a flipping movie . That Shit Can Wait✋
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ mine too
going to get my first pedicure with Barbie #mikamikamika
It doesn't matter how old you are , everyone danced like an idiot to \Forever " by Chris Brown "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I'd rather yell for someone to grab me more .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ good song
Everything is so funny to me right now
Say what ?
Hahahaha that was extremely reckless
Still the face you never change
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ No , nice try though .
so glad _TWITTER-ENTITY_ is living with me . you've been my best friend for so long I love you no matter if I'm drunk or not
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ maybe if ya had 40 servings of taco chicken
This has been a trying week , and it's all about to boil over . So I'm gonna get really drunk , really fast so that doesn't happen
Casually watching tv at Jenna's house with no one else here .
I think I txt my mom more than anyone else #isthatsad
So I was reading what kind of bagels Tops had and instead of saying sesame bagels I said semen
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you get used to it
Abbi's attitude right now
Ohhhhh shit I almost did it too
Bitch you do know nobody likes you , right ?
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ that picture made me laugh
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ Oh don't be ! I don't think I've ever laughed so hard in my life .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ haha I can't even handle it . This is why were best friends
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ it's gets women
That saying I will still accept presents preferably something in a pandora box
I ... I don't ... I can't even ... am I being punk'd .... where's ashton kutcher
seeing you with your new girlfriend honestly made me laugh
This is a great Songgg .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ #dead
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ like I said lol gorgeous well shit now I feel like a creep
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ like dang I wanted to have fun and everyone's getting too into their sex lives .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I saw that
Kinda glad I didn't go to the dance now that everyone says it was gay #LonerAtHome
Help the poor and pick me for the #VSNiceList ❤️ . I'm in need of new yogas and bedazzled sweats
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ need to get out in the world a little more haha
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I was upset & amp ; coming to twitter about my problems ...
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahaha aww this is terrible get Taco Bell that will make everything better
After 4 people have asked me on a date a nicks I guess it's time to finally say yes to one
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ right . It's weird . every time I talk to sky bout Travis , it's weird . I'm like like my Travis , not ur Travis . Hahah .
this man at Culvers said he likes my hair it looks like a cotton mop I wanna punch his ass .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ she's going to murder you !!
Currently listening to _TWITTER-ENTITY_ and _TWITTER-ENTITY_ snoring competition
This group chat _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I'm she sim's #1 nigger x
Guys make it too obvious when they want girls to notice them .... lol
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ lmfao ! Boy you should make comics ! But you shouldn't be so conceited
I'm going to get fired from B & B
Hah I'm so out of shape I got tired from going through one inflatible at work #notgood
I can't handle this . ✋
Carlinville has 99 problems but twitter ain't one .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ AHAHA I KNOW . BUT THANKS
“ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ : _TWITTER-ENTITY_ she's a whore ... she's drooling at the fact cuse is joining the ACC”so true lol
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ lol i didn't even mean that !
#IUsedToThink that high school would be fun . #hahahaha
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ yeah that mofo works too !
Lol at Miley Cyrus new song about drinking
probably should go to sleep plane ride early tomorrow morning but im already like 4 days past my bedtime
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ this is why we're friends
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ omg hahahahahah
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ how'd you know ?? Lol
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ have funnnnnnnnn with all that . Isn't only like 6 there ?
ha ! there's a magician at work and so far all I've done is watch him do bad ass magic tricks
“ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ : _TWITTER-ENTITY_ not me ! ” that's what I say when people tell me to wear my hair natural you could pull it off
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hashtag you pretty much just described my entire life
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I can't wait till Monday
This bitch needs to get off the stage and make room for some talent
White chicks will never get old !
I just sent snap chat videos of me making animal noises .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahahahaha and what you said before what Kroger guy said
Well don't I feel like a dumbass _TWITTER-ENTITY_
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ haha Kristin just came in and told me
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ fuck outta here
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I'm ten steps from the one downtown but I insist to go all the way out there . We're doin things right .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ so where are those vines from last night at wos ?
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ lmao omg Frank !!!!!! I love him !!
\I think they hide a camera in the plant " "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ call her a cunt
I saw you tryna mackkkkkk with that fat bitch and I literally stood there and laughed in your face
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ or when you drunkenly called forever 21 at 12am asking about their return policy
I send the UGLIEST faces when I snap chat
Just scored a set of stock jeep rims ! going back so I can put on my new tires !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ no really believe it or not this has nothing to do with Kyleena
That was scary
Some girls just have no clue how to do duck lips #pleasestop
3,000 tweet ! Out to my friends _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ xoxo ✌️
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ already can't feel her nose and it's not even 8:30 ..
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I . don't . care . haha
awh how cute
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ what are you doing tonight ? .... Prolly nothing fun
Holly if you were observant , you'd see he already answered that question before you asked . Goodness blondes these days .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ that's what I was thinking
this song thoooo
The struggle of not having a life
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ is hilarious literally cracks me up .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Hahahaha he knows I love him
Pre Gaming by myself while my friends are stuck in traffic
your moms trying to sell me your van ! _TWITTER-ENTITY_
#howimetmybestfriend _TWITTER-ENTITY_ I don't think I can put it into words lmao love you
Watching the fireworks in Baltimore , my mom goes hat'll be in Detroit next year after we win the Super Bowl " and then we just laugh "
I think Ryan forgot that he had to pick me up today #brother #waiting
I love how we are all in the same vehicle and we are tweeting each other
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ she was the one with the blue hair
The fact that me and Benny just fucking took the wrong exit and drove fast by the toll without paying and are now headed to buffalo whops
Lol , someone comes and sits four seats beside me while I'm tweeting and goes \you have the most beautiful eyes " "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ forgot about him
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ oh she's too sweet
Travis's name is piper
The fact that the chargers couldn't score a touchdown
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ haha you do it
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ X and or Square
oops did I do that ? _TWITTER-ENTITY_ shh ! #lolol
I can't help it I love _TWITTER-ENTITY_
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ it was really just oatmeal and glitter ! Lmao they thought it was the coolest thing
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ see Ours would've been better if we bought a kit
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I was dead serious
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ thank youuuuu , ima big girl now right ?
Best moment of the day is when I walk down the hall to see mr Robinson dancing to random music
Always hiliarious ! _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ #CMAawards
Can't stop laughing at this picture .
My mom said she wanted to hang out with everyone
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahah found some of EBC shit reminded me of you bro our team was trash
I love it when I look through my phone and find perfect pictures to blackmail my friends with #imgoingtohell
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ omg I just cracked up , \of course I can " hahaha "
i havent fell asleep yet ..
Jos and I are at the ice skating rink and got asked if we were on a date
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahah no I don't I watched all of the first season and half of the second season today .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ forreal thou we just gotta did someone with a truck so they can bring them over unless I drive the mud truck that would be cute
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ What is this world coming to ? Gahh ... People make me laugh .
I am most def skipping tomorrow , fuck that junior day
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ so many bad bitches there shawn . No but seriously no one will ever understand my obsession . ..............
I love watchin ' all the shoulder checks after a play !
Gosh darnit I just cussed I'm not classy
Bitch you better hope I never see you
The fact that Angelo left the restaurant to go to the liquor store cause it was gonna close in 10 minutes
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ I'm religious I'm just not catholic .... I believe in this Dick
#monstersuniversity what a great commercial !
Need some neck ASAP
what does the fox say ?! #wtf
Hollie is on a roll ...
Every time I tweet I'm not sub tweeting you , we were talking about this at school
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ were in the same house .
\Roll down your window and ask her if her favorite color is red " ❤️ "
Is this guy really playing a Gameboy ???
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ it got real !
“ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ : do u ever just sit there with your legs open and then remember you are a girl” _TWITTER-ENTITY_
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ ...... I'll be your boyfriend
Lol . Kind of like that 8th grade boy ...
Samira's pancakes are ghetto
Ok well I'll just think of something serious to ask you . Even though I know what'd you would say _TWITTER-ENTITY_
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ this made my night
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I went on just to like your picture
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ it's like 8 o'clock
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I'm alpine ! Let's get fucksd up _TWITTER-ENTITY_
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ OMG I feel like I'm the only one getting the super solid Greys Anatomy reference here
The black dude at the park when he was talking about my neck . _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ lolololol at ordering jimmy johns to the Inn .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ like go home
My dad got Beats and can't figure them out
Watching every episode of #CheerPerfection
This Richie incognito story gets better abs better every day ! Now his dad's chirpin .
S/O to _TWITTER-ENTITY_ for being a hoe . She's a slut and a whore but I love her
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ heard you're asking emma
My dad is whistling at the porcupines trying to get them to come out of their cave .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Those are perfect !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ omg I hate you I did not tweet that
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you fuckin asshole
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ so proud of her come study in the mub with me !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ we so bad
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I know right
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ maybe you do , maybe you don't . What if you can remember ?
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ love you !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ yep !!!!! Turns out , I've meet him so many times before cause he's friends with someone else I know from there . Weird !
Is being uncircumcised a deal breaker ? Favor for yes retweet for no
Your such a meanie ! _TWITTER-ENTITY_
lmao remember when Pittsburgh called us the dead wings ...... then they called themselves hockey town
The shit that comes outta _TWITTER-ENTITY_ is extra repulsive tonight
Snapchatting is so fun
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ uhh we're gonna get efffed up ? Wtf else would it me ?!
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ just ordered a uff chick " at tac ...... "
We sneak my brothers dog inside when my brother is not at home . Lol .
did I rly just do that
Lmfaoo I seriously can't stop laughing Ty I knew that !
I'm laughing straight to the bank with this ha ha ha ha ha ha haha ha #fitycentniggas
Can we all just take a minute and look how much buzz I got on one of my photos that _TWITTER-ENTITY_ retweeted
I literally cannot wait to see the reaction from my future husband the first time he sees me wearing a facial mask . Hahah #scarysight
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ Jesus thanks you .
Omg . OMG . Her fucking dad . How did they do this without laughing ?! #awkward
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ that was horrible , someone actually took it !!!!!!
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I died when he said it to me .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ omg , he's such a dork
#Doritos commercials always kill me !
Well that didn't woork
Last night though ... Adventured so hard
me and _TWITTER-ENTITY_ are making a new twitter page and its gonna be famous
Cracking up at the Daily Kent Stater , KSU buzz
I see a bottle of Malibu in my neat future : tonight
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ haahahahahahah that's you
I suck at replying to messages so I apologize if I take like 37191010 years to text you back
Boot boot booted
Anglic is life
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ haha my mom will probably never let me get one
I am literally dying at all these tweets
My grandpa is retarded I love him so much lol
everytime i hear him crying in his room i bring my phone to take a pic because he always gets himself in situations like that !!
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ he's mean this morning
I didn't go to high school , I bought one .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahahaha that's making me laugh so hard
Shut up _TWITTER-ENTITY_ people are taking the test !
Ronnie's new icon & gt ; & gt ; & gt ; & gt ;
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ is this me
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ u favorited my tweet and since I don't have your number I'm gunna _TWITTER-ENTITY_ you .... What's up ?
The funniest sight in the world is seeing _TWITTER-ENTITY_ grab his nips
my sister seen one direction and goes \Harry is cute " and my dad says " that's the first thing I've heard that proves you aren't a lesbian " "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ haha , no . Defiantly not . If I can do it , anyone can
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ that snapchat was out of control
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ keep telling yourself that
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I am a beautiful singer , especially the Grease soundtrack , she'll be alright !
My mom is singing Because I Got High to scrappy .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ no not really
The text Autumn just sent me actually made me laugh out loud
The guy told me to stay out of the woods and to stop giving out my phone number
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ okay !
I like how I'm stuck in rush-hour traffic and I don't get into work until 10am #notinarush #gymlife
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ really stupid you just invited me two days ago to hang out with you but its okay keep lying
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I did ... My mom was so pissed though . Hopefully I'll make it to work tomorrow
Snooki & amp ; Jionni are the cutest new parents #Hilarious _TWITTER-ENTITY_ #SnookiandJWoww
You are such a fag
he's a cutie .
Nate just talks to me in emoji's and I answer with a meaning yes .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ me too .
He's deff on his tip toes #suckstosuck
I'm so blonde _TWITTER-ENTITY_
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ put that as your bio , I will
I pulled into 711 and all I could smell is dank from the 60 year old wind bag in his Lincoln next to me
Hey _TWITTER-ENTITY_ Sunday funday with _TWITTER-ENTITY_ this weekend ?!
Lol I get a thing called he giggles " for an hour my family tells me , and therefore sometimes my best friend . It's my time of the day "
When me and your sister talk about \him " in Spanish class _TWITTER-ENTITY_ "
“ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ : “ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ : “ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ : Guess who gettin they sneaks tomorrow ”””hey Morg
I love watching Ellen .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ this is literally the only chocolate I'm going to absolutely love inhaling .
Oh look . I saw _TWITTER-ENTITY_ at doba again with _TWITTER-ENTITY_ and _TWITTER-ENTITY_ . #poopville
Offf to wonderful school
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Lmaoo this just made my damn day !! I'm pretty sure I have your old room too
Fixed my tweet
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ lmao thanks ! You are too , I've been watching your vines too hahaha
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you took a picture with yours ..
Hahaha what if I was really like that #myfriendsarefags
I wish I could watch bad grandpa everyday
Why are me and morgan texting with hashtags
Didn't know that four words could end a friendship ..
Brandon's dad had me absolutely WEAK
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ OMG summer you look like the grinch
When opa finds the strawberry daiquiri mix and asks me what I mixed with it #opps #watersilly
Holy shit _TWITTER-ENTITY_ just called me a wanker
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ #tmlt like u would see in a movie
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ don't be sad , I still get the 12 yr old comments all the time
Half the time when i don't understand a joke i just gasp and say hats horrible ! " Like i have any clue what tf there talking about "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ we barely have 10 friends let alone bestfriends lmao
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ that's a cute way to say toilet seat .
Pretty sure I'm the only one that makes my profile picture the ugliest one I can find on my camera roll .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ \I swear to god I learn something new about that girl every damn day " #youluhhhme "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ that goes no where
Watched some World Star fights with Ant today . I've never seen such a high level of ratchetness
Sorry not sorry
Absolutely love my family
Swear I hate _TWITTER-ENTITY_
I love when people assume my tweets are about them
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Definitely way more fun than frisbee ! #IGotSandInMyPants
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ your sister liked it
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I'm not for Jersey and I saw all these retweets of you from _TWITTER-ENTITY_ and I wanted to know
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ of course that would happen to you all .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ OH MY GOD YES ! that was the shit back then
I still cant get over the fact that she thought the cocaine was detergent & amp ; used it
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ it was a MONKEY & amp ; a dog .
I feel like there's school tomorrow
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ we do the same thing with my uncle
Morris just made me shit my pants .
Kaitlin's tweets literally define #whitegirlproblems
I love _TWITTER-ENTITY_ tweets during the games . They're like all my thoughts , I just don't have to type them
I just love ending my day by getting soaked leaving the school
Watched my best friend fall in love today _TWITTER-ENTITY_
My friends group message never a dull moment ...
\i'm a boy making machine " - this random dude in the hallway "
This is too good
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ its funny cause you tagged the wrong abby the first time
Yes . Yes you are .
That night was much needed _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_
My dad yelling at this T.V right now . #gopackgo
If you only knew
My brother is freakin hilarious when he falls all the time
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I really want to !
Wait this is actually working #fatgirlprobz
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ omg that has killed me
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I feel we are tooo and for sure girl !
So glad I'm not going to pv anymore
Highlight of the was looking up to _TWITTER-ENTITY_ making random faces and sounding like a retarded bird
Just stop you're embarrassing yourself
You're a fucking lobster
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I was on it for 2 months I screamed when I beat it I was so happy
It's about 1:30 in the afternoon and 4 out of the 6 roomies are all in bed
Oh shit I'm dying right now
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I can't wait to see you ! I know your sister is dying to see \Ashley " "
Lol _TWITTER-ENTITY_ the fact that I just about busted my butt in the driveway .
that snapchat I just got . _TWITTER-ENTITY_
I thought you were pro material
I was a much more attractive child than teenager
Reading things you wrote like 4 years ago and feeling embarrassed for your past self .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I remembered what I was gonna tell youill tell u at school today
Lol you're my ex's girl that spent your senior year trying to make my life hell .. Yea I wanna be friends with you
This is the kinda stuff he says to me
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ muuahhhahah I'm going with nick . can't wait for tonight
I'm at church and everyone looks so tired
Now Baby Got Back #flashbackkkkk
“ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ : That awkward eye contact with somebody who used to mean the world to you . ” Bahahahah , _TWITTER-ENTITY_ !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I'm thinking we have now upgraded our friendship
I'm that person that gets up during a test , and makes the most noise possible . #whoops
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I am dying !! This show is so funny !!
Where's _TWITTER-ENTITY_ ? He would fit right in with this crowd ! High score wins right ?
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ ummm most definitely . We both look like black people after one day hhaha
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ an this is why I love your fruity ass !
Heard you need some extra money to pay for college with , and it just so happens , I got a lot of it
Me and Whitney stay playing those random throwbacks
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I JUST BLOCKED IT AS SPAM
Just found a in my bra
\Why do you like her ?? She molests inanimate objects with her tongue ! " Jacob Dixon's opinion of Miley Cyrus . "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ they were just jealous they sucked we are reigning champs
Crying at the Zak blasts on twitter
this Key & amp ; Peele east and west college bowl made me lose my shit
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ instrumental of how country feels
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ haha . good luck with that .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ BEEN THERE BEFORE
I don't even know what cat shit smells like
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ miss you to love
“ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ : My hair is so huge after I blowdry it ” My Life
What is happening
Tempted to show everyone I know here \she's too young " that I saw in health last year just so I can show them the shit RHS taught us "
squid hands , squid hands ✋✋✋
No boyfriend November is going well so far
I need to get married before I go to med school or ill be Dr. Dick . _TWITTER-ENTITY_ #BetYaWontTweetThat
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ bahahahah sorry had to say it when's your bday ?!
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ and her boy probs too much for me to handle
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ yeah , didnt really talk to younginggggs
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ he's out of control
My cousin told Molly he was going to punch her in her peanut , she said I don't have a peanut I have a taco ..
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ it clearly read _TWITTER-ENTITY_
Last night I texted both Tori's and Sarah and at first they didn't believe me
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahahhaha oh my god I just laughed way to hard
When me and Kyle make plans to hang out I always know to bump the time he says back about 2 hours later #AlwaysLate
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ #DTR hahahahaha at least I didn't say \I'm mad funny " you love it "
Gabby is a witch
My dad is an Ohio State fan
It's almost time _TWITTER-ENTITY_ #cabtweeting
Kegs and eggs is not real life
Jens brothers moving out soon , looks like I'm moving in !
Round to the tenths .... Alyssa \where's that ? " no wonder I love herrrr . _TWITTER-ENTITY_ "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I should probably just go bash my head into a wall now .
If something on your body , has it's own area code ... you needs get that checked out
My dad won't even answer me he's to busy crying
My daughters laugh is the cutest thing
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ lol just laughing at dumb sluts
A 1-800 number just texted me and said they'd fuck the shit outta me
That picture makes me laugh so hard
My brother just said he wanted his named changed to Paul
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ I have done so much of that to Ollie ... ☺ she spelled \more " wrong ... is she in the bathtub with them ?! "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Awh , Yeah I better b ! ☺ & amp ; & amp ; I freaking know . They pissed me on ! Haha ! #pissesmeoff #loveyouuu
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ no I regret trying to teach you how to do a back flip !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ true .
Call me psycho but I know every word to every one of _TWITTER-ENTITY_ ' s songs
All the way back to the Oaks Mall .
Thanks _TWITTER-ENTITY_ ! I love you soo much & amp ; am so blessed to have you in my life & amp ; yes of course your my chonga sista and my other half !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ yepp , straight waking up in a pool of water .. Not as fun as it sounds
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ ✋✋ . Stoppppp you went it ! She need chicken and to do dips !!!!
I'm a dick
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ this is probably the stupidest Tweets that have ever been sent
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ no but I have it on record #idiot
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ oh shit I had to save that one that's funny
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I feel you .... I do it all the time
Omg that 7Up commercial when the cat barks gets me every time
I like to rip off all my ankle scans before they heal #legendofchaw
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ no I'm cyrano
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahaha it's an adventure to get to my house with all the jumps
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ was that the night i shit on the floor
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ haha well thanks ! Isn't that a toy story song ?
what are we listening tooo
This girl got no ass
Girl code on walk of shame \walk of shame is proof that you got some last night so you own that s *** " #girlcode "
Raven told me to tell my mom she said hi so I did and my mom said tell raven it's time to go to bed
You just drooled on yourself ...
Hahahaha this dumb bitch is cracking me up like please don't open your mouth
Wait there really is a midget hah
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ for who ?
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ oh well . He has that Barbie doll of a girlfriend anyway ... We have no chance . Lololol
Sometimes I can't believe how much money I'm saving ... Then I remember I work seven days a week and have no time to spend it
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Hahaha I know that's how I was when I first made it ! Just post a picture of the sky and I guarantee someone will like it
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ trying so hard to just look at my phone ... Not to the left , right , up or down . #FallRiver
Heat Haters & gt ; & gt ; & gt ; & gt ; & gt ; Sorry Your Team Sucks
I love Getting drunk texts from my friends always makes me smile
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahahaha Ross
Thank you for getting my hopes up , bringing out the worst in me , and leading me on . It's boys like you that I'll be warning my kids about
Thinking about the last two years , makes me happy , sad , and makes me laugh
watching Friday w/ Kenna & gt ; & gt ; & gt ;
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahaha I know I just really dislike school !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ litteraly a dead baby horse in the back of a lawn maintenance truck to this day if it gets brought up she cries
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Bitch you send me one everynight
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ dead
Thinking about summer makes me want to cry ... #canigoback #rewind
JASA YOU'RE SO FAT ! sub tweet city
we aren't aloud to say it's hump day at school anymore
Finding out your mom smokes ...
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ yes everyone tryna talk like they was there
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ omg she will be harassing the mailman every day until she gets them
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ lmao I would've too ! I've felt awful all day and couldn't stop eating hahahaha that's so not #FITFORBIEBER
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ OH MY GOD . That's easily the best thing I've seen the past month ! You're the best . I can't even handle how good that was !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ weirdo ...
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ and _TWITTER-ENTITY_ got me cracking up right now !
11- You had me freaked out the other night ! Didnt know who you was . But you seem cool af and is a hooper .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ not on the oak grove side .
Opened some old ladies eyes to the world of Confidence today at work ! #FeltGood #GoodVibes
Jacob Allen makes me laugh so fucking hard
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ Hahaha well you'll be lucky if you get my awesome service again
\ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ : I seriously just died laughing at _TWITTER-ENTITY_ " HAHAH I know "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ it's actually not as bad ! I got no worries but practices , & amp ; I cleaned the room real nice . See you on the 14th !?
Makes me feel special getting a text app day from oomf . Not because I didn't get one
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ the one on the right oh my gosh freshman year
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ if he doesn't you BETTER tell me
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ yah T.Y. Wanted me to crowd surf Im too fat for that
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ and I just might go ninja on all ya'll
Napoleon dynamite #lmao
I never get tired of girlcode #noboundaries
Hot Rod will forever be one of my favorite movies
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ haha turn me into a psych ward
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ haha for real
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I'm sorry
Drivin a mini van til my jeep gets fixed #noshame
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ ohh yeah it was funny I died
Hot Tub Time Machine
First time all break I've been up before 1 #gym then work
The convos me and _TWITTER-ENTITY_ have really aren't normal at all
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ - What if that jolt is from a self-righteous , condescending Baptist ? #crickets #crickets
hmm . old people grinding at a club ? that's different .. but what I don't get is why is it for Taco Bell ?
Get together , so we can Orgy
I love my best friend
My cousin just spent twenty minutes cutting pennys in half with my demo scissors and I'm crying .
I'm so needy but at the same time idgaf ask _TWITTER-ENTITY_
Good thing I have everything packed
\Get us a bottle and I'll be there at 10:15 " "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ that'd be fun af skate down the little hill in your driveway .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ haha it's a free country boy !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I was shaking
I'm going to bed now for anyone who cares to know
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ YOU dumb
That awkward moment when someone opens the door , and you dont know whether to go in , or let them go first & lt ; & lt ;
They can't even get in the right formation !
Most if y'all 20 something with no car
Please excuse me while I go have a nervous breakdown
\Great , now my lap is covered in hot , buttered popcorn . That's the most action I've gotten in weeks ... " "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ funniest . thing . ever .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ drop it homie
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahaha \FUCK YOU " best moment of this year I swear to god . _TWITTER-ENTITY_ "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Just saw it . So funny !
When me and Abby dress jack _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_
My grandma is convinced if you were a 2 piece bikini then it's the devils way of saying \hello boys here I am , come get it . " I'm done✋ "
I'm really in my feelings at dance class . This gotta be a joke
Not even going to lie , when the house was burning down , I swear to god the only 2 things I grabbed was the new _TWITTER-ENTITY_ 25and the iPad
The snap chats I get from my friends make my work day go a little better
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ praise this tweet
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ omg remember our moped accident
Kudos to my love _TWITTER-ENTITY_ for sitting through an obnoxiously long grad ceremony today ❤️
Most couples just go seen movie .. Hannah and I buy sidewalk chalk and bubbles and go HAM with them
Malibu's Most Wanted
Me and _TWITTER-ENTITY_ s videos
I FUCKING CANT _TWITTER-ENTITY_
Oh , you actually have clothes on in your avi now
\Rebecca , want a beer with me ? These damn doctors won't let me drink for awhile after tomorrow . " My dad isn't excited about this surgery . "
We can't even beat the Jaguars
My dad thinks he can make his own version of bandz to make her dance .
she got me up all night . and by \she " i mean adderall . "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahahaha !
My family just had a full out yelling fight about French fries ..
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ whyyyyy he made it into a devil I was literally dyingggggg✋
I love how my phone dies and when I charge it I have a bunch of texts from people saying that _TWITTER-ENTITY_ is half naked at some game
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you're my favorite .
You are literally the biggest brat I have ever met ! #GrowUp ✌️
Y'all gonna have to sleep on the floor
Just stuttered while ordering dd _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ Marcy use to throw them paper balls at that girl
I'm in my kitchen eating a bowl of depot loops and Nani popped her head around the corner waved and went back to bed lol
The amount of conversations I had about you is ridiculous and really funny ! I can laugh at you until I graduate !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ it'll go down to your knees .... Hash tag big booty probz
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hey how was your weekend ?
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I'm gonna be up all night trying to do this damn thing . Or at least until I give up and accept failure
Looking at my middle school yearbooks , and I seriously can't help but to laugh at some of these pictures .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahaha you're such a procrastinator
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ tweets & gt ; & gt ; & gt ; & gt ;
Dad walks around the house in long johns , refuses to shave & amp ; is acting like such a drama queen . Reminds me of Charlie from Its Always Sunny
Hangover 3 was hella funny
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ your mom lololol I can just imagine your reaction
Wtf I like blew my headphones .. They don't go as loud as they're supposed to
In the mood to puke
Speaking Vietnamese and Spanish to a creeper to get him to back the fuck off . _TWITTER-ENTITY_
Turning my tan pro key in , looks like I need to buy a bottle opener now
I wonder if that woman is as old as she looks . That's what too much tanning does to yaaaa .
\It's not no makeup November anymore , anything can happen . " oh mishi "
sue : \i was never a girl scout but i am always really prepared . " "
Allison's gonna be using emojis up the ass now that she has an iPhone
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ this is literally the best thing ever
When my mom and grandma keep singing \I wanna get high I wanna get high " ohhhh I love my family "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ fucking auto correct \mean girls " and yes . it reminds me of Giles "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ that is very true so precious I just wanna pinch your little cheeks ☺
The new Clay Matthews FatHead commercia & gt ; & gt ; & gt ; & gt ; & gt ; & gt ; & gt ;
That awesome moment when me and Kelc will be in the freshmen math class this year _TWITTER-ENTITY_
Last time I went ice skating ... _TWITTER-ENTITY_
oh god that was horrible
Ok I feel stupid
Okay ... That was a great comeback
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ whatever you say
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you were in the closet
To quack the case
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ we really have that isn't even the half of it , we got plenty mo to go
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Haha keep dreamin
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ so do I
My girlfriend right now & gt ; & gt ; & gt ; & gt ; & gt ; ❤
I would be the one to stay up until two listening to _TWITTER-ENTITY_ songs wishing I was the girl in his videos
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ buy me starbucksss
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ that girl was just shifting into 3rd
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ haha btw no recollection of the text I sent you and alyssa
This jello commercial is so cute
I just love when _TWITTER-ENTITY_ blows up my phone with pics and videos
Laughing at _TWITTER-ENTITY_ every time someone from Lancaster Mennonite introduces themselves in this class .
Drew Brees and Graham hooked up 8 times in the game said the announcer , they some sluts
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I got it too
only completely misspelled to the point where you can't read it
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ it's funny ! And we never thought someone would actually text you ! #SorryThough
I really need a whole other room built onto our house to store all of our * cough cough * intimate items .
i sent monica 176 messages i blew her phonne upp
The way I have to get to my room ... #RemodelingProbs
All my friends are just casually getting tattoos
nice day to walk
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ josh wasn't ready
I can actually wear sweaters ❄️
6527- you and your girlfriend = perfect but we've been really good friends for awhile now and I remember your lil Afro in second grade
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I don't need or want anybody else besides Cody ! & amp ; stfu before I make bronco bite youu
Ever since someone carved slut in my stepmoms car I call it the slutmobil she gets so mad
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Lol omg ! This is so funny , I just pictured this !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Way to show everyone on twitter my name in your phone .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ yelling \WE ARE LITHUANIA " after every shot he makes & gt ; & gt ; & gt ; & gt ; & gt ; & gt ; "
\I swear if you count calories all summer I'm gunna throw you in the calorie bin and eat you " hahahahaha "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ guess it's your fantasy points . Or lack of actually
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ OMG dying right now
It takes two to tango
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ no , age is just a number ....
After my last tweet I have hope .
Justin Beiber peed in a mop bucket . Hahahaha #yolo
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ and I sleep in the same position at night
Straight lmao at _TWITTER-ENTITY_ video on Instagram for a good 5 minutes
Which I have a feeling were laughing about the same thing . #Bffs
\We played carpenter , first he got me hammered then he nailed me , because a tool . " Dying "
Hannah is blowin up my twitter
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ wanna cum ?
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ it's ok I do it too lmfao just ask Hannah
This is funny tho .
This girl look like Barney
\If you bringing it I'll roll and plex after " "
my convo with _TWITTER-ENTITY_ is cheering me up
I love how I have two other twitter accounts logged in on my phone that belong to my friends .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I meant me
The fact that my dad broke his foot and won't go to work \cause people will laugh at him " because of his boot , is absolutely hilarious "
My sister really thinks that she's late for school ! #funniestthingevet
I hope you lose your truck .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ uh . Alright . Whatever you say .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ That makes it even sadder ...
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ OMG YESSSSS
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ well aren't we both just interesting people
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ but seeing you this weekend would just be
my bio > & gt ;
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ that guy really wants to go out on a date with you ..
Adderall had me out of my 12 stages of depression In 30 minutes
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ your recent emojis are fucking gone now
Smiling to myself thinking of all the times at school with Christie alone in our room .
My whole time line is filled with _TWITTER-ENTITY_ ask.fm questions like what even
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ Can't be any worse than my hick accent
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I mean you lost your wallet . I'd say that's a mistake
Not that I care , but I care .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ We're going to be at home ... Soooooo yeah .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ when in doubt always repeat in your head the advice I have wisely given you ... \Sharing is caring . " Be polite Matilda "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I look like a chink in my school I.d , your asianess is rubbing off on me
\At least you guys have real food at school " "
I mean that's how it works , right ?! _TWITTER-ENTITY_
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ love you darling & amp ; I will
you definitely don't
Then sams mom was like , \I swear Emily's rubbing off on you with her country , if you 2 weren't together , you wouldn't be listening to it ! " "
Me & amp ; Jewell send eachother just video snap chats . Hahaha
Dad takes a picture if me \SNAP " no dad it's snipe .... "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ even though neither of our cars are or will be blue ..
When _TWITTER-ENTITY_ yells \We fucking eating " after he answers a question in English > & gt ; & gt ; #toofunny "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ lol probably !
Seriously bro you can't fool me
Someone needs to come watch this show with me , it's so funny
she just said also in a British accent
The fact that everyone has my back . And you're still running your mouth .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I think I stole it from you the other day .
\He's going to say ' Are you finished ? ' more times than a waiter at a busy restaurant . " #HIMYM "
I'm just confused as to why _TWITTER-ENTITY_ and _TWITTER-ENTITY_ have so many pictures of eachother on Instagram . THEY'RE HILARIOUS
\One time for my bday grandma gave me 3 dollars and told me to split it with my brothers " - _TWITTER-ENTITY_ "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I have to keep mine off but I like it when other people have theirs on so I can be like \oh you didn't text me back ? Cool . " "
Chahats snapchat vids are too funny
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I was in the back of Chris's truck last night when he came home and creeped on them to see if they did anything
Idk why everyone is making fun of Miley Cyrus ... You all prob look the same when your fucked up too !!
My fave NBA team is any team playing against the Heat that night .
at WCS haircut
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ yes ! I couldn't even be that serious while doing something like that !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ lol I died and thought of that girl
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ omg is that you
Hailey is gonna ask , and I shall say NO
I just don't get why this dude defending someone that stole from him ... Like wtf
25- u the only # funnier than 24 . Plus , you my main squeeze fo lyfe DOE✌️ and you gawwwgeous .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ Thanks . You can have Jordyn
Ally grace just said in her sleep \We going like 95 in a 20 . We got pulled over " & amp ; i was like " what " and she didnt say anything "
HAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA the fact that I got a winky face right when I tweeted that
I found my #lt hilarious . #tswizzleremix
In the winter I gain a good 15 pounds all I do is eat #fatgirlprobz
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ bonding time every weekend
That tweet wasn't about Cassie haha
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ we sure as hell can ! I miss those days
My dad just did a dance because he got gas for $1.97 a gallon haha
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ just watched it , dying
It was awesome because he was pretty much half the size of everyone and he lit him up
Kiss her . Get her , and kiss the crap outta her .
Haha you want me back ..? Not gonna happen
You're little #mcm is just fucking with everyone's head .
my grandpa : they should poison the ocean and kill all the sharks
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ put icing on a toaster scrambles
I have never tried so hard in my life to not burst out laughing during a performance #hotmess
Like I honestly don't care . It's so dumb & amp ; hilarious . You wanna be played , then be played like a bitch . I don't like you , I don't care
God you're a pussy
Here kitty come kitty- how _TWITTER-ENTITY_ talks to his cat . #CrazyCatMan
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ only the best around ! Hahahaha
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ no you are
What just happened _TWITTER-ENTITY_ house
I'm in one of those moods where I laugh at absolutely everything
He's the only dude that is allowed to call me out my name , simply because that's how we talk to each other .
6 days until not only my bestfriend but brother leaves , collage you suck . #dontgo
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ if we are talking about the same person then yeah
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ status that kid behind me
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ is in 10th grade and doesn't spell the word ' story ' right
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I'm lazy as fuck and I haven't moved from my charger plugged into the wall ...
This atheist twitter corrected Graysons grammar and spelling , lmfao
having permanent marker on my face and having to walk into the doctors office
Anyone else watching TLC right now ? This is unreal
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ you guys can all come if you can fit in my 2 seat truck
How funny would it be if my dad got pulled over for speeding at 4am ?
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ haha no but he said he was impressed though
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ those were song lyrics but either works
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ maaaaan . I forgot what mail even was
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ thank goodness I have you . Like I don't have anyone else and to top it off id probably end up in an insane asylum .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Do you by chance remember the names of the cheers we learned today ?
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ am not
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I said the same exact thing ! I'm thinking it's _TWITTER-ENTITY_
Mr. Doak watches Ridiculousness ... YES
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ haha , we still love you !
I'm so bad about texting people back
Deleting shit off my laptop .. Hopefully it will be faster
I've gotta get this potty mouth under control before I go visit my ultra conservative grandparents ... #fuck
Watching my mom and Ron \dance " "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ it just comes naturally to me
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ just spoon fed me a bite of his milkshake and one of the workers just stared like \wtf ? " "
\But you do have a nice butt " _TWITTER-ENTITY_ "
Pat saw me in my underwear
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ my boss is the best coffee and other liquids HAHA
My orientation leader is teaching us how to not get caught with alcohol and where the hookah bar is .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ with a vine
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ is killin me with these tweets !
Just witnessed a cummins , powerstroke , and a Dmax smoke out a Prius at the same time .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ could of looked it up
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ it's a yes or no .. Either treated good or not so good ? Your choice ..
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ this is perfect
The fact that no matter what it is we can never have a normal conversation _TWITTER-ENTITY_
to the snitches tonight ..... nice try
I love how excited _TWITTER-ENTITY_ gets when she talks about her driving .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ your avi .. I'm crying
Couldn't hit a beach ball _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_
i'm glad kaelyn knows better by now than to text me during 90210
Just remember if we get caught , you are deaf and I don't speak English .
Ew that's embarrassing
Absolutely hate the fact that screen shotting is available .... Like hooow do u lie about saying something if someone screen shots it haha
Is it happy Christmas Eve or merry ? Jw _TWITTER-ENTITY_
Before you wanna talk about me lookin stupid , you should look back at the picture dumb ass
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ haha she's a mess
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I was dying , I think my mom wanted to steal him HAHAHAHA
#parentsfavoriteline I wish I could repeat the things that my mom says . But um .
This is so bad !! Poor Villa
Dying at the text _TWITTER-ENTITY_ just sent me #weareawesome
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ gotta crush what can I say . #duh
I'm still awake right now ...
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I feel you . it'll be better next year you'd be so good tho
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ haha oh yeah
\ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ : _TWITTER-ENTITY_ get clueless on your booty . Or like a badass grizzly bear . " "
Your such a bitch !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ HAHAHAHAHA pretty sure I'm not it's okay , I'll try to look uglier for you
Nice hour and a half shift
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I wish haha
The fact that all my girls have snapchat _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ and #twiterlessemmie
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you're in good company then because in his bio it says Beyoncé twerked on him
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ selfie queen
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ thanks for warning me I'll wear a diaper
Fuckkkkkkk I'm bored
Seriously just spotted the most violent gum chewer .
Pirate and a island girl
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ should be a football announcer he messes up every name !
I've seen like 3 cop chases this week
If people knew what Im listening to right now . I honestly would be judged . ✋
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I AM LOVING YOUR TWITTER NAME
9656- when are we gonna tell everyone your using my sister for a cover up for us #busted
when Gary yawns
* leavibg the house right after _TWITTER-ENTITY_ speech * I will BE right back ! -Greg .
this conversation I'm having with _TWITTER-ENTITY_ & lt ;
\I just shipped my nighty ! " "
Last night was just a plethora of bad decisions after another
Ain't even been home 5 minutes and I'm already herding cows .
\what if your dope was on fire ? " " impossible , it's in Johnson's underwear " "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ she doesn't have a car to put bumper stickers on .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ i do !
I'm so good at texting back ... iChat if you text me past 10 ill generally answer at 2 with something extremely irrelevant
\Hurry up mom , we're gunna get hit . " #quoteoftheday "
the fact they did a skit about kenosha on the soup investigates > & gt ; & gt ;
Bailey looks like she is having a seizure when she eats sour gum Hahahha #sofunny
McNasty made out with a guy with blonde hair down to his waist last night like are you kidding me
This girl just told me she's been a thunder fan all her life
Why do people keep asking me if my brother is single
\Tina you fat lard , come get some dinner . " Will be my most favorite line off of Napoleon Dynamite . "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ oh my god
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I'm crying hahahaha
#zoey101memories WHEN CHASE TEXTED ZOEY SAYING I LOVE YOU AND HER PHONE WAS LEFT ON THE FOUNTAIN AND IT VIBRATED AND FELL IN I'M STILL MAD
Johns making a music video for me and _TWITTER-ENTITY_ HAHAHAHAHA I CANT
Sursly that picture doe
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I SAW YOU GET PULLED OVER
I actually think boys will never grow up
“ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ : I only have one selfie on my phone like what in the world ?? ” I have like 400 ... what ?
as much as i hate at & t , i love their commericals .
My mom really just spit water across the table at me .
Sometimes I amaze myself with the come backs I come up with #beingabitch #idgaf
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ HEY NOW I DIDN'T SAY I THOUGHT YOU WERE FUGLY . goodnight beautiful and you don't know my dad ! ✋
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ run spencer run jk
Making the first move lmao & lt ; & lt ; & lt ;
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ let's go to Dorney !! we can get some slushies !! and lollipops ! and be 10 year olds .
Kim tells me it's lunch time and to clock out , and cliff tells me it's only a break and NOT to clock out
Everyone's tweeting about how horrible their 8 o'clock is .
My little cousin is making car sounds and making bubbles with his mouth .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I wish you would nigga lmao better yet I wish you could
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I had a feeling one of those would favorite it
The big wedding is so funny
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ sweet lock screen
My mom and I sitting in theses massage chairs in the middle of the mall right now & gt ; & gt ; & gt ; & gt ;
just dropped my phone on my face #ow
A girl from the tv show just tweeted at me .. Nbd ..
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Lolol if they get mad be like \half the days already gone , and I'm not gonna wait for you guys all day " "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you're a mess
Mason is making sure NOBODY goes to school tomorrow
While everybody got the PS4 & amp ; XBox One , I got the PS3
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you said it . ✋
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ annnnnnd my teeth must bother you more than they do me .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ \I hammed " lmao "
I should never show people mine and Laurens selfies
Driving these drunks around
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ it's any girl honestly I just can't put my face down there it's against my religion lol
I hate my big and my little . They are both sarcastic bitches _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ ur literally shitty
My mom said that people are gonna think she beats me cause of my bruises
Those festivities #wornout
When you're best friends supposed to come over but she falls asleep & lt ; & lt ; #turd #istillloveher
I shaved everything but my mustache
Nadia's getting mad at a game
Mackayla just said my cat named Oreo is double creamed since he's so fat
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ the one where you made random noises
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I just got a really good laugh at that one
If you see me honk ! I'm outside of Cicis holding a big sign
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahaha are you down wildwood ?
The only sign language my mom remembers me teaching her is stupid people ...
Haha no one likes Knight !
Oh my god that's not my laugh
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Chinese New Year
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ yeah right
Mathew always makes me laugh
seeing these drunk kids
When _TWITTER-ENTITY_ dad told me he failed as a parent because she was standing on tables today > & gt ; #almostlostit #poormrhammer
Time to go to bed and cuddle with my body pillow cause I will never find a girl ... goodnight
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ it was hilarious , and then you just kept running this old chick behind me was like , oh my .. and then she freaked out
Thuggin it down the highway to Hypnotize/Bigge with _TWITTER-ENTITY_ ' s mom
When a lady at work tells me I should be on cops > & gt ; & gt ; #bouncingskills #betterwatchout
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ depends on if she has taken her medication
Great ride home _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ #mrsclark
When I actually check Tinder , once in a blue moon , I then proceed to ask myself .. why in the hell do I have a Tinder account ?
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ What happened to Braums ?
guess I'll eat a donut too I'm fat .
Jk I don't know why I was walkin with him before school
Coolest cop I've ever met .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ wtf is up with all these weird ass accounts creepin ' on you
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ mom has agreed to let me be host so yes your included haha
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahahahahahahahahahaha !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ okay vampire diaries
My fiancé has been having a full blown conversation with himself for the past 15 minutes
Maggie just said \I thought he was in a wheelchair .. " "
Save a ride a
It's sad because I brought all these pictures to school ... An the only people I actually talk to is Chris and my parents #isuck
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ yea yea yea I bet you would #oldhabitsdiehard haha get it , \old " habits "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ ✋ #NightMade
Watching _TWITTER-ENTITY_ and _TWITTER-ENTITY_ fight over me #priceless
I can't wait for Grown Ups 2
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ baby I was Born this way !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ You got me Thanks Lou !!
While on the way home from church . Katie asked , \It's Sunday ?! " No duh . _TWITTER-ENTITY_ "
Waking up to all of _TWITTER-ENTITY_ notifications on my phone & gt ; & gt ; & gt ; #lovemybestfran
Have fun at school everyone , I'll see you thursday
those people who are always texting someone & lt ; & lt ; & lt ; & lt ; & lt ; #nofriends
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ alien head ? Ill pass
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I raced Chris barrere the other day
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ omg dude don't do it cause ill have to slap you
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you pushed it
Me and ally are such dicks
“ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ : lol if i didn't have an iphone i'd be doing way better in school” iPads for me ..
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you're addicted to HGTV too ?
For real though I could watch vines all night
I go to snap chat _TWITTER-ENTITY_ and I don't even have her added ...
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ ✋ I might have to
Keep it up and I will happily pay 25 dollars to change my number !!!!
I'm going to work at hooters I've finally decided & gt ; & gt ; & gt ; & gt ;
Me and my dad texts
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ thanks babe
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you act like I care
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I mean we are taking about the same Kassidy who made me look at her poop before she flushed it sooooo ..... Hahaa
I'm the one in the group who's always down to fight
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ dying oh my god ! #toofunny #lmfao
Haha what _TWITTER-ENTITY_ just accidentally texted me > & gt ; & gt ;
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ thank you boo and right
I think it governs my life and takes over a lot of decisions I make , and I'm just not sure I'm doing the right thing
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ yes #suckstosuck I wish I had your Job tho .. being able to be on twitter all day #thelife
I have at least 50 messages im not responding to
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I hope a person didn't give you one
This went from a serious convo to me talking Chinese and a dog and cat in a fridge
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I'm having withdrawals Kylie
Help me ... #shewantstosetupfront
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ leave me alone ! Trying to sleep
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ is the only person I talk to in 4th and I'm okay with that
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahahahahahahaha fucking made me laugh so hard
I heard firecrackers outside & amp ; thought it was my stomach growling
A table full of black people at my job won't stop about my eyes they said they know it's from the islands
Hindowa just be insulting me over the phone lol
Emily is crying over Rob Kardashian rn
I have created a new version of duck lips
Brady tweet something about Justin beiber
Are we really watching Miley Cyrus ' performance of wrecking ball from the AMAs in Pathways ?!? _TWITTER-ENTITY_
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ miss you babeyy
The jetta is the drunk car .. Everytime #mybaby
I just love Dale & amp ; Robins relationship they have together . Its so cute
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ who doesn't love a crispy crunch ?
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ has he had the bat mobile ?
Joe is going to bro safari in pajamas and slippers
The way _TWITTER-ENTITY_ & amp ; I talk to each other is unreal #suchassholes
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ Me and _TWITTER-ENTITY_ are laughing our asses of at your tweets
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ the more I think of it the funnier it gets haha
I remember about 5 or 6 years ago the Jaguars were actually pretty good
Too bad you're busted dude lmfao
I think _TWITTER-ENTITY_ is really sad his hair is gonna grow back .. It's okay , you can always get it cut again ! ✂
Okay ... Playing basketball is the struggle . #SoreAF
My mind is so clear . I'm not settling for any less than I deserve . I happen to be pretty awesome .... Except for maybe 2 days every month
The sonic commercials
So many people hated
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ over half the guys at our school
Shoof the telephone conversation i just had ...
This girl texts me all the time saying she misses me but whenever we make plans she always ditches
Today is the first day this whole break I've looked decent .. And it's not happening again
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahahhahaa ! I love you man !
I brought aluminum foil to the bowling alley to bring Dabney back a piece of pizza .
Me and _TWITTER-ENTITY_ just hit a new all time low
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hope you have better seats
that video I made on Austin's phone I'm dying .
I'm just curious why you felt the need to lie ? I don't care
I'm not saying she's a slut but she's taken more loads then a washing machine .... #icant
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ ' s avi & gt ; & gt ; & gt ;
My kids hobbies include chasing ladybugs around and then murdering them
HATCHET FO DA RATCHET _TWITTER-ENTITY_
Poisoning Pigeons in the Park _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_
that phone call with aleysha & gt ; & gt ;
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ i have
After watching \what does the fox say " Amanda says , " Do foxes really sound like that ? " #smh # _TWITTER-ENTITY_ "
Hahahaha I lost 5 lbs last night #tuesday
The twins got a little trampoline for Christmas and Addison's on it like \Tawa look at me , I jump ! " ☺️ "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ neither of us were at school today which means we left kady alone 9th period
I really question Ali & amp ; is sanity sometimes
Got damn ! Zach got that eye blacked
Project X is seriously the funniest movie ... I never stop laughing for some reason
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I wanna switch lol seriously can't stand Walsh anymore
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ it was just the funniest thing ever .. Disturbing but funny !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ what just happened ?!?!
I wish i was tumblr famous and i could just take a bunch of tumblr type pictures and get helllla reblogs
“ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ : Let me tell y'all about the time I tried to teach my boyfriend how to Detangle my natural hair . ” :: sits Indian style ::
Our game of catch phrase is way to intense _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_
Holy hell I'm dying right now
Tay just rode his bike up to morans and got candy by himself without tell anyone . Kids looking to get his ass beat
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ NO BATMAN !
still can't get over that a girl cursed out a lunch lady today
Amy Sarah and I asked a model to take a picture of us haha dying
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ phone situation taken care of , no boycotting .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ jay just sent me a picture of his penis out of random
I need to clean my room so I can get my kitten and not lose it . My room is just filled with clothes
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ but we sit back and let them haters hate
Maybe I don't have friends because I don't want to deal with drama ☺ oh we'll
wellll that was fun while it lasted .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ but you can pull it off . These 10 year olds though ..
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ lolololol I'm crying
#IRememberIGotInTroubleFor calling _TWITTER-ENTITY_ a \little bitch " when I was 4 "
When Morgan shoves your face in a pie ...
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ me running to Cameron and slipping on mud and falling straight on my face
No no it didn't . I was great
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ I love her black eye in the team pictures last year
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ lol nah . We on some basic cable shit now . And it's on . And I'm drunk . It's pretty good .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ nice analogy lol #respect we'll find a park and pick up on a game of street ball
I'm at the gym and I'm sweatin ' wooo
Pulled over in _TWITTER-ENTITY_ neighborhood .. Hahahhaahahaha
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ yeah . Those damn random red hairs
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Guess what number this tweet is ?
My moms friends gossip is so amusing
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ that's what my intentions have been for a while now #NotDesperate
My cousin Arie crossed somebody and made them fall !!!!
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ why Are crystal and my tongue both out ...? Lol
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ so we got a new cat
Eric and Grant
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ holy fucking shit im dying perfect timing
Its funny because these kids on twitter are actin like they know football
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ was killin me at lunch .
I can never have a boring conversation with kaci
finding out you're a dating a girl that weighs 300 pounds makes me laugh so fuckin hard .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Ohh ... I hope you find your golf clubs
Teaching my 76 year old papa to use his iPhone love that guy
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ Kate you act like ur tough or some shit ?
I hate taking showers home alone . I feel like someone's gonna break in my house and I won't hear it and they'll kill me in the shower
Thinking how corny _TWITTER-ENTITY_ and I was the other night when we found out we were both going to John Mayer
LMFAO Now they aren't selling nail polish remover to minors because you can make meth out of it
Clayton you just got subtweeted #smh
TESS WAKE UP SO I CAN DRIVE YOU HOME AND GO TO BED MYSELF
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Lol . I've never seen you do that . I saw some girl do it yesterday and I just died
One of my sisters friends is talking about how some girl is a snicker licker .
I think I'm the funniest person I've ever met
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I have to say it in person
What the fuck do people like about full house ?
If you wanna good laugh come to game today Junkie Squad !
I've never had a New Year's Eve kiss , the struggle is real
My 3 year old cousin just told me I was reaking him out " "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ is that Walton ?
I had better sex all alone _TWITTER-ENTITY_
\if it wasn't for you I'd still be a virgin " "
Guys are too much
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ A 7th grader is what you look like
Busted .. Twice ! _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_
\To shock the world we have to play Duke football " - David Cutcliffe "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ this is why I love Charles more than you
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ thanks man and I know she was
Doesn't get better than that .
got me weak with that
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ ???
What am I doing with my life ?
It's funny how someone can switch a story around to get attention
Guess I'm getting fucked up again
I wish I didn't hate almost the entire population .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I laughed out loud when I saw it .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I didn't even know she got it I was like whaaat ?
I just woke up
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ JACKSON !!!!!!
Always putting _TWITTER-ENTITY_ in timeout
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ sorry I almost crashed
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ is that you as a child ?
Erin is the cutest _TWITTER-ENTITY_
whoops . I just accidentally favorited my own tweet not undoing it either lolol
hahahaha your in seventh grade #shutup
\pick one , chocolate or fudge ? " _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ "
Becca says I was sleep talking last night .. Oh no
Please , this ain't even jealousy . She ain't got a thing on me . Tryin ' to rock them ugly jeans jeans jeans .
Running not rubbing either way though ....
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ every male to exist is like this
Hm can't decide to post a really embarrassing picture of me that would probably scare people or not it's actually pretty hilarious
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ it was ridiculous
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ guessing you and _TWITTER-ENTITY_ are alone somewhere listening to Gwen
Hannah has curbage
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ freshman year was a dark time in my life .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ rozaaaay that's fucked up #violated
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ #sexualHarassment or #sexualEncouragement i still can't get over this
This kids such a fag dancing in the hat
The Bacon Bowl ... haha wow
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ go stand on a corner at night and wait lol
At least he's honest #tmlt
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I'm fucking dying
69 we've talked many different times hahaha you're so funny tho ugh I wish you still lived here
I can't even count how many people I heard singing that damn song .... It is catchy tho
“ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ : That moment you have to ale a shit an then realize you have no tp . An have to go to the store . ” ew .
it's funny because those emojis are exactly what I do , laugh and clap at the same time . why ? idk
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahahaa hopefully we don't miss that memo this time ... #awkward
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ a you're a whore and he's a player . Perfect combo . Too bad he's playing you . #wah
Lmfao why is Sean just finding out that everyone moved
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ I didn't think anyone knew about my other account
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ ik , you are my twitter makes the sound a msg does
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ my point exactly just kidding I knew exactly what you were talking about
So pretty much the whole student population is getting a job at Abercrombie & amp ; Fitch
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ ✋ where we heeling toeing at ?
90% of the time , I have no idea what the fuck I'm talking about . #vibe
Omg . My family is stealing biscuits from Red Lobster before the meal is even over !
Literally sent _TWITTER-ENTITY_ a novel
Not in a sad or creepy way though . I just am emotional about random things
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ Rachel you don't even know just shut up your making this so much worse
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I know ! I'd probably be scared shitless at fist . But it would still be soooo sweet . But I'm not gonna get my hopes up .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ ill get them if you guys do lol
Maj just said \ Danny , you're so little . You're so little you can see your feet in your drivers license . " #littleguy "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ no im not just honest
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ is killing me right now .
Lol I called it yesterday I knew we weren't having a delay
And our credit
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I'm only a hoe when I drink . And that's like never .
Remembering that jack called me at 11:30 Ln and told me he couldn't feel his legs and his lips were numb . lmfaoooo
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ it's called infantilism . It was probably my favorite thing to learn about in my abnormal psychology class
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahaha that was so much fun we're so stupid
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ I was gonna fix it too
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ haha I'm soo creative
\OMG I'm so proud of myself I'm 16 and do school work and have my permit " #bitchplease at 16 I had drove , had a job , and had straight A's . "
\All people two people fell in love " "
The stories that I'm hearing about _TWITTER-ENTITY_ and _TWITTER-ENTITY_ night last night are hilarious
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ that was a good night
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I love you !
My neck , my back , my pizza and my snacks is the funniest thing I've heard all night
Pretty sure I would be in a ditch somewhere if it wasn't for _TWITTER-ENTITY_
so thee other day it smelled like pure at school ... hmm damn that seriously should do her thing somewhere else _TWITTER-ENTITY_
I put my phone in my pocket unlocked and my hand also in it . Accidently pressed call button . Is it a coincidence or accident ? Lol
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ obviously
shout out to _TWITTER-ENTITY_ for being my big slothy and making me laugh
There's never a dull moment with my grandma around
I've been watching The Walking Dead for hours now #WhatAreFriends
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ dude there has been worse of me on yours
Awko-taco night _TWITTER-ENTITY_
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ just trying to spice up the afternoon
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ great answer
I love when everyone gets bombed and dances like they love everyonneeeeee
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ not many people did
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I'm not even that gay Hahahahahahahahaha
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ lol alright !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ it looks like Nicole's not wearing pants
Lmfao get the fuck over it
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ it's a classic I had to
my best friend Leslie said oh she's just being miley
It's funny cause me and _TWITTER-ENTITY_ screamed touchdown at the honors society basketball game
The pursuit of happiness snap I got from _TWITTER-ENTITY_ & gt ; & gt ; & gt ; #funnyshit
I don't have low self esteem I have no self esteem the sad truth
There Is really like 5 people tweeting about me right now
Making Charlie and my mom watch VH1 .
yep that shut ya the fuck up #scumbag #shesallyours
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ great minds think alike ... But we do have thanksgiving break next week #food #timetogetfat
Blair is cracking me up
Guys are the ones who look funny when they run !!
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ ¡thanks ! and don't tell me what to do
Two years ago I called out of work on Memorial Day , refused to go to work and almost got murdered by Bonnie
Yeah because i'm gonna take relationship advice for an EX Nawt just stop .
Dannggg pandora throwing the old jams on there ! Fergalicious by fergie tho
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I was just saying a friend in general
\I'm going to punch a seagull this summer , putt a chip on chest and wraps my arms around him and go to town " - _TWITTER-ENTITY_ "
My little cousin is 11 and he went to get his haircut & amp ; he paid for a massage too while he is getting a haircut .. #wow
While you're sitting there wondering where we went wrong I'm sitting here not thinking about you at all
I used to think the UPS man was the FBI
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ why are y'all still up it's ☔⚡
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahaha oh u know
Am I the only one not watching the game ?
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ is drinking and it isn't even noon yet
Watching the fireworks on top of the zipper
I wanna be as drunk as I was mdw
my dad is like screaming at this guy on the phone
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ not you aha !
I'm just gonna cry forever . Hey _TWITTER-ENTITY_ you looked at my giant boobs in Hershey & amp ; today they ripped my bikin in half .. Just so u know
Is adding a guy you never talked to on fb creepy ?
I'm done with my dad
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ u gonna get ur oil changed on ur car when ur done
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you thought i was the Chinese teacher Lol #chingchong
don't you worry _TWITTER-ENTITY_ , Ciara has a plan for you !!
Lol at the guy threatening to beat my ass .
What do in 3rd hour ? Prank call people .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahaha there's like a huge pile
Christain let Presley drive his car , she is the first person ever to drive his whip
Remember only god can judge ya , unless you're busted then a judge can judge yaaaa . _TWITTER-ENTITY_
sup mg _TWITTER-ENTITY_
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ #mylife .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ how's your hand bitch
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ that's funny because I didn't ask that one
Nothing like smashin gallons in Georgia
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you better get on it .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ lololol glad it sounds like u had a good weekend !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ lmfao I blast music at night .
Anyone remember Moody's point ?
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahaha !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ mhmm . I'm sure that's what happened .
Fuck I got retreat
Dang Maycee . Steroids much
Who wants to come do my laundry ?
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hush ✋
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I wasn't even warmed up tonight .
The new South Park is about xbox ones & amp ; ps4s it's amazing
Haha soo many people talking about pll never watched it and probably never will !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahahahaha omfg you're too fucking funny
Lol you're so pathetic having your little sister fight your war for you .
Gonna shave all my hair off just to be a rebel
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ lmao I remember all the hair gel I didn't get to cut your hair tho
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ it was great
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ mine too
Kelly would tweet that
Called in to work what fun I'm having
I guess im boutta get my ass kicked when my dad gets home , damn he throw down to .
Pretty sure me and _TWITTER-ENTITY_ were bff's Friday night
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ HASH !!
Me and _TWITTER-ENTITY_ look so much alike when he snapchats me I think it's me
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ That's a Loner Status
Sake bombs with _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_
My body hates me today this gym session better cure it asap
Yes this is how I park got a damn problem ?
Laying on the tube while Matt feeds me pretzels . #life
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ lol _TWITTER-ENTITY_ what came after HAHAHA
S/O to kenzie for setting off the fire alarm today
Our dinner dates tho > & gt ; & gt ; #failure _TWITTER-ENTITY_
Good thing Lacey went on there and told everyone , I'm dying so much
Jordan's little butt keeps running into my legs with his walker
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ BAM . Liahhh liahhh pants in fiiaaahhhh
My room hasn't been this clean in years
\Black is slimming , but it's not fucking magic . " -Joan Rivers "
I'm off this shit . ✌️
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ that was like years ago idk
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ my life is Taco Bell
\I'm not calling the Nutella hotline unless the call is restricted ! " _TWITTER-ENTITY_ "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ My Baby Is Gonna Wait For Me ...
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hehe this is one of the funniest tweets I've seen in my whole twitter life time
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ glad I got to see you too ! And dance with y'all !
I think females be feeding me bullshit just trying to get in my pants what I look like a man slut ?
Lol _TWITTER-ENTITY_ you
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ knows I have her dying of laughter right now
Going through my old Facebook messages & gt ; & gt ; & gt ; & gt ; hahah oh my god #dying
“ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ : I once messed with a girl who was on her period . Her boyfriend caught me red-handed . ”
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ omg ... You're right
When _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ and Kyle creep around colleens and spy on us #Creeps
\I don't care if it's Jesus Christ that's the worst damn coaching I've ever seen ... even Jesus wouldn't do that ! " #shitmydadsays "
\I'm watching a movie about Down syndrome love . It's cuter than dwarf porn but just as peculiar . " - _TWITTER-ENTITY_ "
Go bama literally I hate auburn
Lee got her wisdom teeth out
A good laugh makes everything better ☺
I think Shea is the most excited about me being a redhead again
so we tore It down
I swear Vine is the shit
If I would've went tonite it would've been awkward as hell
Awk I saw her nudes today
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ omg im on that website
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I knoww he actually texted me that day and asked if I knew you hahah
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ HAHAHAHAHAH OMG
Cant even lay down right
\if anyone asks , you were the only one here smoking cinnamon sticks " gills so stupid "
Lol religion isn't real It was just something made up to give people a reason for life . Think about it ...
New name at work is \ Twerk King " _TWITTER-ENTITY_ and I are shooting a video soon #twerkitworkit "
people have school tmrrow i have two weeks left
Tori and I have been laying here for hours watching videos of bad cheer stunts .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ most definitely yes
Tonight was amazing
The fridge that I got for free from a friend cost about 100-150 dollars , but finding weed in the freezer when cleaning it out .. Priceless
Almost just peed my pants at the snapchat _TWITTER-ENTITY_ just sent me
I really did cry last night lol nah but I was actually upset for reasons I'm not gonna name
Lmao at Miss Kay !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ over attached girlfriend status right there
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ that post wasn't about you lmao I didn't even know y'all were getting married or whatever ..
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Your percent .
Watch the heat come back and win
Matt Braden and jack got me #Rollin
She looks cute in her little uniform
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ really is mean ...
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I would be too ! Haha your mom just texted me saying she still hasn't made me cookies but she didn't forget
The amount of snaps I just sent to _TWITTER-ENTITY_ & amp ; the content of those snaps ! I make myself laugh !
If a boy favorites three of your tweets in one minute what does that mean ✋
I love my family .
i really jinxed myself , my neighbor makes sure i'm safe tho .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I know ! We can run from math to biology then to science together !
The speed ricer crew just pulled in hahaha
I'm not even watching the vmas , I'm just scrolling down my TL
Lol at how immature you're being
My mom right now & gt ; & gt ; & gt ; & gt ;
Getting punched for no reason > & gt ; & gt ; & gt ; & lt ; & lt ; & lt ; & lt ;
Boys who look like pandas & gt ; & gt ;
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahahahahahha
Bahahahahha that was the funniest tweet everrrr #dying
This guy _TWITTER-ENTITY_ the type of dude to text you he wants to lift at 6 , tell you he's on his way at 7 , and say he can't make it at 8
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ - what's your favorite scary movie ? Me- Halloween .. L- mines Paris Hilton's porno
“ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ : Why is my wallet wet ? ”
“ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ : Rainy days make me sooooo sleepy and lazy and ... Fat . ” Me too ! Except fat .. I'm not blaming that on the rain .
So much I need to talk to mom about !
Zeppelin just growled at the guy in the Wendy's drive thru giving us our change and the guy made someone else give us our food lmao .
honey boo boo right now & gt ; & gt ;
The Snapchat I just sent _TWITTER-ENTITY_ & gt ; & gt ; & gt ;
Sometimes you have to do something to make sure you keep laughter in a great friendship ..
What time is the lakers game has to be the corniest n most used joke of the playoffs
Like ohhhh let's jump on someone on twitter so this girl will like me . Go away ✋
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ but Andrew yesterday thought it was about sweatpants
20- You probably have the best laugh ever ! I just die .. Like literally die whenever I hear it .
I faked it 4 times so we could be done #itsnotwhatyouthink
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ absolutely good call Stickers !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I could so hear you telling this story tomorrow in 2nd period ..
My dad just told me that math homework is not allowed while we watch football . I kind of have to get this done ..
My dad & gt ; & gt ; & gt ; & gt ; & gt ;
Such a random Snapchat
lmao . I'm embarrassed
Joshua Michael Hupp , the cops are coming , I heard it on the scanner #auntTeena #worriedsick
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ maybe you are in the wrong room . Put your glasses on to check .
My dad gave me his Chapstick then 3 days later asks where it is
“ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ : NBA Live 14 looks so much better than 2k14” lmao
Just tripped in front of everyone no shame
Need to stop eating before I can't fit into my new clothes .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ you know you all loved my bug until Michael wrecked it #rip & amp ; leave me alone I'm not Miley
Hahah I totally forgot I use to be a band geek
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ of course ! Who doesn't like the lion king
Carolyn just subtweeted us guys
HAHAHAHAHA ' Cordell he seriously just got mad because I was dancing . I can't take this !
Everyone thinks Lupe and I are lesbian no .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ it's the worst !!! I seriously will let it grow for weeks !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I got youuu babe
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ \when a guy tries to hit you with his car , that means he's asking you to homecoming " hahahaha "
You will always be a whore
My Dad bought me some iscuits you can put icing on " aka cinnamon rolls #thanksdad "
da boyz deserve a reward for the shittiest TP job I've ever seen ✔️
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ swag or no ??
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ oh hahahahahah
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ it's cause I don't have the face paint
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I literally was just in that stall
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ is a pussy
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ litterally every time
Tess just discovered her reflection ! #lolz #CutePup
Of course the day it supposed to be 60 degrees I don't have matchin socks
He just retweeted it fuck u dude
“ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ : That awkward moment when you fall asleep while baby sitting and the mom walks in ... Hahahaha only me” omg I've done that too
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ oh shit
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ it was impossible !!!
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ used to pee in the most random fucking places . The best one was when a cow was watching .
Out of all the movies we have to choose from , Avery picks \The Playboy Girls Next Door " . "
I'm about to pay off all my dress cuts in gym
Last night was a perfect example as to why tequila is not my friend .
My poor boyfriend is so tired and I just called and wake him up
Gma is laying in the hospital bed and all she's worried about is what her hair looks like #ohmy
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ him and _TWITTER-ENTITY_
I wonder if _TWITTER-ENTITY_ was ever able to get all the wrap I used on his shoulder with the ice bag off
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ also I may have just walked into a cute guy typing that .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ #krollshow SECRET ROOM SHUT YOUR PIG MOUTH . SHUT THE FUCK UP !!!
Btw in advance anyone in the classes me and Vicki have together which is like all of them ... I'm sorry
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you're amaze and I'm moving there now .
HAYDEN ASKED MY MOM WHERE HIS GIRLFRIEND WAS AT AKA YOU _TWITTER-ENTITY_
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ can never show my face now
“ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ : Sadie from Awkward reminds me of Lou soooo much” it's bad how much people say that to me
How _TWITTER-ENTITY_ , _TWITTER-ENTITY_ , & amp ; I spent our last tennis practice > & gt ; & gt ;
\If you had one , big room , you could fill it with only her . She's that much of a bad bitch . " "
When I woke up this morning for volleyball I was so tired I didn't know where I was . #volleyballproblems
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Guess everyone should thank your intoxication then
Do I look like a mother ? I've been asked 3 times how old my kid is . He's my brother . #likereally
Terell Owens is a professional bowler now
\Are we in Africa " - _TWITTER-ENTITY_ "
I fucking love _TWITTER-ENTITY_ tweets
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ * squirrel lets go of bar . Squirrel tries to fly . Squirrel fails . Flops on floor . *
Michael's got game
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ I just have that one now the others were to bad
like I'm eating a box of them rn #elohel
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ HAHAHA good one Lisa !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ lmfao ! It wasn't ment for you , it was for everybody sorry that I offended you
Rei Rei's ass is gonna look nice tomorrow #givemamasomelovin
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Create a Nancy Drew case . I can see it now . ' Tammy on the search for her aux-in cord ' . Least she gave you another one !
Are we being forreal ? Oh okay
That bitch needs to be slapped _TWITTER-ENTITY_
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ thank you for making my day ☺
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ sitting at the table last night & gt ; & gt ; #icant
It's so funny when I find out my mom is working on one of my friends teeth _TWITTER-ENTITY_
Hahahaha my mom hates t swift it's so funny
Kyle and Marcus ' act had me peeing
Holy fuck koji chincawaiku just lost the national ping pong tourny how embarrassing ! Right guys ? 🀄️🀄️🀄️
Chanel is single until that one show her something different she has already dealt with shit niggas she need a change
Stop it I'm gagging
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ lol you faggot !
I have so many to mama jokes in my head
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you rich bastard
got a 90 on a quiz that almost everyone in the class bombed
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you are too nice but I am actually
Just scrubbed that team held them to 5 in the first half
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahaha Kara !
I remember the time Leea and I almost got taking and jumped in a bush
You shill won't _TWITTER-ENTITY_ me
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ haha noo ... you should see the one with you in a dress
Obviously there's a picture for everything on google _TWITTER-ENTITY_
Dale for real just asked that ?
OxVegas got the best of me last night
Introducing _TWITTER-ENTITY_ to the world is the best thing _TWITTER-ENTITY_ has done thus far
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahah you can't stand him ?! Wiz was your idol
I'm in such a good mood from that bus ride , it was so funny
My mom's best advice to me is \don't drink and date " lol , Mindy "
My mom just out the cat in charge of me .... Are you ok ma
Leave these bitches shook like my dick when I'm done pissin with it .
Not dealing with your drama agin
\Jess , has anyone told you your jacket looks like a starburst ? " "
You just can't stop
If you measure distance in hours , you may be from MN .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahahha yes I like them small I guess
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ true ! ❤
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ only a nerd would .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ sometimes I think about how innocent you used to be and I cry
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ lol oops sorry
Lmao ain't noone got time for you anyway .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ but that's exactly how you feel right ?
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Haha , I completely understand . I always gain like ten pounds when I'm there .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ your not shy
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ someone who stays up all night wondering whether or not there is a dog
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ I thought Austin was the running back
S/o to _TWITTER-ENTITY_ for attempting to teach me how fantasy football works ! #immadummy
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ idk but I love it
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ good thing you're not
#TalkLikeYourBestfriend alcohol , blahblahblah , sex , imma hoe , something annoying , I love you bestfriennnd , subtweet , school _TWITTER-ENTITY_
It's always when someone tells u to not talk to him but next moment ur the one trying to get his number to hook up . is this why I shouldnt ?
\We went to church together at jjc .... ggc " GCC _TWITTER-ENTITY_ "
Lol at when _TWITTER-ENTITY_ tries to send a winking snap chat ..
Okay , well I'm fat and proud and don't care what you think
In some tweets I'm in rocky river & amp ; now I'm in Fairview Park ? Wtf . I'm laying in bed . The same exact spot . Twitter is dumb .
And Latin thinks they have a chance #yathought
Alex just mooned my step mom down the highway
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I'm gonna die
\ even though it's pissing rain on us " "
My Dad's reaction : \Are you f***ing kidding me Succop ? You have one job ! " My Mom's reaction : " He's human and everybody makes mistakes . ""
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ just made my morning
That last question & gt ; & gt ;
Typical Christmas at my house .. 4 course meal but I'm so stuffed after the first that I go upstairs and go to sleep
The Heat was sooo funny . I love Sandra Bullock
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ dancing & gt ; & gt ;
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I hate you
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I agree . I didn't pick him out Lucas and Mom did . He's super sweet though
I did not mean to comment
Okay everyone let's rewind to last years bowl game between Kstate and Oregon ...
mixed girl Monday like hey I fall into that category
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ tweets are on point , I love it
it's been a bueno day except for the fact that Jessica has the worst possible luck ever _TWITTER-ENTITY_
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you're getting spanked too
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ KIDDIN . One sec .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hey I can only hope fingers crossed !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ yeah let's go with that
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ ah lucky . I'm waiting till the morning I'm wayyyyyy too tired
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ why are you being so shell tonight
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ that was im vail on the gondala . It had wifi to
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ no we all left before he assigned any ! We heard him yell down the hall \oh crap I forgot homework " "
Sams dream & gt ; & gt ; & gt ; & gt ; & lt ; & gt ; & gt ; & gt ; & gt ; & lt ;
\I THOUGHT HE WAS GAY ?! " _TWITTER-ENTITY_ "
I swear she know me so well
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ tell me something I don't know
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ and only you would have that snapchat name
Our tree is too fat and it fell over
Your friends always try to get with me after , it's quite hilarious .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I'll take em ! I need some new shoes !
I finally went and watched Catching Fire , and yes _TWITTER-ENTITY_ and I brought our own bags of popcorn to the movies !
Tim and Zach made snow cones out of the snow on the ground .
That was the funniest thing I think I've ever said . Like EVER .
Great minds think alike _TWITTER-ENTITY_
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ maybe I believe Bastos is the best Kyle on that team
#ImNiceUntil you say something to get me going . After that , watch out
Turn around ... #np _TWITTER-ENTITY_
While I'm walking into the bathroom stall I hear \I LIKE YOUR CARDIGAN " thanks _TWITTER-ENTITY_ lmao "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ oh my god !!
Have fun at school tomorrow everyone , suck to be you #summerishere
Ha ha ha let's drunk prank call people at 1 in the morning because we're sooo mature and have nothing else better to do
Hopefully it's a snow day tomorrow ahah #WishfulThinking
I will never know why , people tell me they like my ex #ICant
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ haha no
Sucks for all you assholes who have school tomorrow . Thisss girl will be sleeping while you're learning .
Stress stress stress stress
\Fucking idiot . " -Dad "
One in the stick two in the pink .
Laughing till you cry
\I mean you hold the door for one old lady and their all like ' Chivalry isn't dead ' in their old granny voices " HAHAHAHA . I cried . "
This may sound odd but I had so much fun out there just seeing everyone play and get to just seeing everyone happy was priceless #LoveYa
The dog that looks like a mop & gt ; & gt ; & gt ; & gt ;
I guess that guy wanted that megacab dually a lot more than me
90.5% of the snapchats that go to nathan are of my wonderful singing ablitlies
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ we were close enough today
How awkward ....
I used to chug Pepto Bismol . _TWITTER-ENTITY_
People think they're low when they like your pic on ig and then unlike it mad quick , you're not low
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Livin that private life ✌️
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ too bad we aren't in the same class then we would at least suffer together
Get the London look
I wonder who drew all over Kaylee last night _TWITTER-ENTITY_
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Were sisters . That's insest
This day has been interesting
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I just laughed !!!
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ wtf that's so weird like why the beach & amp ; why'd we get in a fight ?!
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you see what I just tweeted Cody ?
World war zombies ...
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ least when I die I'll know the difference between where & amp ; were
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ I'm waiting for all the haters
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ so motivational
Yeah cause you're so fat you can't keep up with it ! _TWITTER-ENTITY_
Getting chicken _TWITTER-ENTITY_
I remember getting my first phone in 6th grade and it was a flip phone . I thought I was so cool .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ I didn't dominate , I owned it ! ✋
I really send the cutest snap chats
Bout to teach my mom how to wobble
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ profile picture is ratchet
Brian's tweets are on point
I still have to pack for Pittsburgh ..
I'm behind Watson and I can see him singing .
Someone kick my ass and make me get my geography grade to a D
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahahaha !! That's true .. but if you poison me , I know where to find roofies . Wait , is that even a threat though ?
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ esp . with those dance moves
We were gettin it to gas pedal at homecoming
I'm switching out of adv . algebra 2 I just can't do it !! Lazy kicked in already ... Sns
he's singing a nickleback song thank you
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I can't even rn , you're having a full conversation in your sleep
After all the cardio I did this weekend I'm sore . LOL
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ no ...
Tony Romo is there in spirit
We go from Irish dancing to doing windmills to help get rid of love handles hahahaha what happens in the Palmer , Tidwell dorm room
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ The fact that I knew the dude Here , have some .. It's for free
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ shut upp it's scary
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ if you're ready for the challenge
just did a Harlem shake video in fashion .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ no it's ratchet . Isn't even straightened all the way
I just died bc Dakotas snap she sent
Elijah really got crazy at watershed .. I didn't see anyone else get a tattoo or get straddled by a cow girl lmao
The fact that one of my coworkers considers theirselves a \little monster " and also happens to be a male , just isn't right .. #justsaying "
\If I had a million dollars to spend all in one day . The first thing id buy is a box of whoppers " _TWITTER-ENTITY_ "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you can tbt the night before at the club ... if you remember that
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ i see you're living up your time alone in florida
mother fucker .. Bro I was trying to look around at the gym to check it out and he kept fucking standing in front of me .. #NotCool
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ alright ! If I have time & amp ; alright ! Thanks for the worrying
The group message I'm in right now
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I'm lmfao I hate you omg .
The pictures _TWITTER-ENTITY_ sends to me seriously make my life .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ We'll see ..
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ no problem you go girl hahahaha it's okay I'm loving it haha gives me something read
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ that was a good one
I just are so much freaking food ... This is why I hate food shopping because as soon as I get home I feel like I have to eat it all
Me and _TWITTER-ENTITY_ just creeped on all of _TWITTER-ENTITY_ vines cracking up right now !!
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Gary .... I don't like being next to the brick wall ... Gary ... You're going 70 I can't deal
Carrie Scary Underwear _TWITTER-ENTITY_
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ yessss ! I'm craving their chocolate milkshake eggs salad bar grilled stickys and buff chicken wrap
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ straight .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ it's not over till the fat lady sings time to ice the kicker
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you're googling these huh
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I WANT TO ! The cabinet looks great with one door
This conversation I'm having with #oomf & gt ; & gt ; & gt ;
Reanna gets hit if she doesn't wear a bun to dance
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA that's so funny
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ it's not that you can't ...... It's that you don't .
So I'm Indiana Jones today maybe if I had my cows that'd help .
Have fun with my sloppy seconds , bitch .
sugar bear in that cow & gt ; & gt ; & gt ; _TWITTER-ENTITY_
He is most definitely my dads son
That McDonalds commercial
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you know what I meant .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahahah I wouldn't eat them but that's just bc I don't like mushrooms . I'm dying
We are a good school . Not a lot of bullying , drugs , people like tucker .
Told my dad he was a nerd and her goes \well , so is your boyfriend " "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ is it that obvious ?
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ or maybe Try Tebow like the Jets
to many Italians in one household !!! #lovemyfamily
Garrett can't keep a secret for his life
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ is my new motivation over text
The Bruins are on 3 different tvs in my house
Everyone's still sleeping I guess I'll just lay here and stare at a wall
So I forgot ... but my little sister decided to be a belly dancer today . Just wanted to let everyone know that . Hahahah . _TWITTER-ENTITY_
I always look forward to Chelsea Lately best late night show
Seriously dying at all these videos we were all so HOT
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAH oh lawd
7-oh goodness . Lets just say we've been through alot
We'll that was Horrible
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahaha opps sorry about that bro my bad
I honestly think my Spanish professor is the funniest man ever .
I honestly thought Anthony was going to kill me when I told him I hated rosencrantz & amp ; Guildenstern are dead .
Aww two guys on the same moped . That's real attractive
You went hard gamblin tonight cashin out on 2 dollas _TWITTER-ENTITY_
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ thinks she's perfect for _TWITTER-ENTITY_ ...
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ bahahahahaha you were right ! I'm rolling right now .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ lol see it turned out good that you threw your phone & amp ; broke it
Lmao I'm so weak this movie has me dying
Hahaha love that I just got a snapchat from _TWITTER-ENTITY_ about needing chipotle asap ... it's 8:30 am I miss that girl !
Hahahha two friends ? Wow that's a ton . I honestly don't care what you think .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ STILL CRYING .
- having _TWITTER-ENTITY_ explain Anonymous to me . He was struggling for words to say the least .
No I don't have a double jointed ass like Luke Bryan #ronwhite #CMTAOTY
Why are you freaking out ?
By far the best two episodes of _TWITTER-ENTITY_
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ well you were being pretty young and reckless without a case
Hahahahahahhaha shit I punched Caleb the first time I ever met him & amp ; I don't even remember it
ol girl a trip .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ wait yes is he
If someone has a worse memory then me I feel bad for them lol I text someone two or three times before I realize I already replied !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ good times OMG
Whenever there's in old person in my way I tell them to get the fuck out of my way in Spanish
the only ones saying the models are oo skinny " are girls .. "
Hahaha im about to embarrass you ! _TWITTER-ENTITY_
' Really ? You wanna poke mamma bear right now ? ' ' You know you're kind of scary right now ' #Killers
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ You're SO welcome .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ do you remember when your brother threw a bird leg at you . When maryman was babysitting .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I'm sure it is ! #nope #wejustsuck
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I took them off
I need the beach right now
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ good luck with that
“ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ : There's a special place in he'll for autocorrect” true just like in this tweet
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ yeah if rather be Ryan Succop than wear one of those
James Bond is the Bangling Bandit
My little sister made me breakfast this morning ☺Best fruit loops I everrrr had ❤
School pictures tomorrow . Just no .
\I have a very good sex life " -Gma _TWITTER-ENTITY_ #LIKEWHAT "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ ' s grandma just said she looks like a transvestite #feelingthelove
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahaha . I know !! I mess up all the time !! I suck at spelling in general ohh well !!!
Last night & gt ; & gt ;
hahahaha hahahaha fucking crazy mikes stories
Molly nibbles on me like Snoopy does _TWITTER-ENTITY_ I miss my little Poopy
now we're coming up with random ass scenarios as to why this guy decided to be an asshole .
Happy Gilmore is the greatest movie ever
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you have to admit shes very fine
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ no I am not !!
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahah thank you for that
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ HAHAHA omg classic night
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you're life is fantastic because of that ! #yourewelcome #heresanemoji
This is probably the funniest night I've ever had in my life
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahah I look so awkward in dresses
My parents and I both like Orange is the New Black , finally a show we can all agree on
ha I just remember Gucci was in spring breakers ice cream cone n everything
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ we crush up a plant , burn it , and inhale it so we all feel good , all the cool kids doin it
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ maybe haha
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ i love choeee
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I burnt my finger doing it
But I don't cuurrr cuzzz yeerr uuggllyy _TWITTER-ENTITY_
Don't complain about how much a BOSS DECIDES to pay YOU . Just become a boss . #Simple
I love my sister ! ❤
How do you like me now biznitch ?! _TWITTER-ENTITY_ Never gets old
I wanna wreck you so bad , you'll look like an exploded Hot Pocket . Family guy
pj made marge cry 3 times today
Well that should be fun ! #havefun
Catching _TWITTER-ENTITY_ playing lava at practice was priceless
Boobs or knees
Dude just threw up off three shots
Lmao training classes to be the cow ? What has this place come to ? #InRobWeTrust
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ wait Annie what collage are you going to ?
Maybe golfing wasn't a good idea today .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ working off more cake ?
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Hahahahahaha ! My name always gets butchered !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahaaa stop I'm crying
Just now remembering my dream from last night
4 ? That's it ?
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ hey heather let's just put a whole bunch of emojis to fuck with Jessica . It's what she deserves !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ baker this is perfect
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ what's \A Kylee " ?! Haha "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ oooo , she told you !
This bitches pants are sagging to her knees .
When your boss has \True Colors " by Cindy Lauper as his ring tone ... "
So , I went to Chattanooga and realized , I had hair like a homeless person all day . Wish I had straight hair like _TWITTER-ENTITY_
Hahahaha what no that did not just happen
Well that just made my night . _TWITTER-ENTITY_
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I'm taking that
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ and being high and a colorful strobe light and the blasting of A$AP ROCKY
My eyes are so low in that picture
A guy was looking at me and my cousin punched him in the dick ahahahahahgah
It's one thing to people watch but when you people watch drunk people it's 10x funnier
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ kick a flow one time
That seriously just had me dyin '
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ sorry I can't hear you .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Who are you calling a slut !?
me and bran do this thing where we'll been cracking up , stop , look _TWITTER-ENTITY_ each other with a blank look , then crack up then do it all again
going too get something too eat this late was a baaaaaad idea ! never will i let lea dumbass talk me into doing that again !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I love you !!
“ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ : I suppose if I wore clothes every now and then I wouldn't have to always sneak around the house . ” Legit my life . Omg .
Iv had the candy crush cheat for awhile now
I look like the grinch when I wake up in the mornings , and well the rest of the day
Well that just killed my mood ...
According to you , I'm a soulless person with just a pretty outer appearance . You gonna cry about that too ?
I'm in eighth grade there buddd
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ just seen big bird !!!
I'm loling so hard at all these pics of _TWITTER-ENTITY_ and I
\Jess I don't understand , both of your sisters are hot ... What happened to you ? " "
Lol Boys Tweets About #PLL Are So Hilarious To Me
time to eat everything in the house & amp ; sleep all day ! ✌️
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I was LOLing in someone's closet at the Grove at ppl . Hehehhehehe
you're so dumb it makes me feel a little bad
I feel bad for Andy I was half asleep last night and saying a whole bunch on nonsense
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ go Marissa
Grandma just got hype for no reason _TWITTER-ENTITY_
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ it's not my fault
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ did you're case never come ?
First thing I hear when I walk into work .. \Kylie , how are your blowing skills ? " #whaaa "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ lmfao I just realized that
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Charge your phone
This pepper spraying episode & gt ; & gt ; _TWITTER-ENTITY_
I was buying boxers today and the sales lady , who was in her 20s said , \Those are so comfy your balls will feel like they're on a cloud " "
Mac could get it anyday of the week , but not this week bc Mother Nature
My aunts about to make me cry with this conversation
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ did you have fun in my car
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ my parents bowled with your parents last night
It was so funny when _TWITTER-ENTITY_ busted her ass for _TWITTER-ENTITY_ that was so funny !!!!!!!! #AmericanIdol
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ was laughing the whole time I read that
Computers and tissues
Honestly can't wait to bar hop with dad all break and hit every karaoke night ... were seriously the best team #DaddysGirl
My cat was sleeping on my should and just spazzed out .
The fact that you actually think I'm joking
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ says a hard working man is someone who delivers pizza from the station . #nothardly #tryagain
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I can't believe you still have it delete that shit
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ dad is over here falling asleep in the chair
Ever since I blocked you on ask I haven't gotten any stupid questions or any of you just wanting to have a convo ..
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ I'll be sure to visit
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ shut up i need good okay
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I never did anyways
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I did that up until like junior year
My dad just flexed and said : \ when I go to the gym I like to increase weights not reps , cuz mass is for men , and cut is for kids " "
Some guys are so emotional and over dramatic
Some people are just way to attractive ...
I'm so mean
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ she's like my best friend was gay and I didn't even know it ! he had a crush on my husband ! #shejelouse (;
Because you fail every class ?
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ definitely said chinchilla
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ BaHahaha story of our lives yesterday !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ so bye bye to the WB6 again ✌
I can never hear Somer ... so I just kinda guess what she is saying .
I don't even know how many times I've asked mom if we're there yet , probably over 20 times #impatient
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ the time I told you someone had my credit card so I didn't have to leave the bar > & gt ; & gt ;
The random calls I get > & gt ;
If you answered Kate and I's FaceTime calls your lucky
WEE ARE NEVER EVER EVER GETTING BACK TOGETHER . Sing it t-swizzle .
\His name is Korbyn , with a K not a , that's the ratchet way to spell it " WEAK SAUCE "
You gonna be rough with me or somethin '
Lmao I knew this was gonna happen
Lol _TWITTER-ENTITY_ my social life right now .
This is my first time being up past 9:30 in like two weeks
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ #DarkDays were the best days
That guy last told me he was gonna wait for me to be age ...
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ LMAO !! Not today but I had to work all day just to pay that one .. #FunnyNotFunny
That just kills me .
If you play the game like that , you should be ashamed . Also you lost so be doubly sad . ⚽
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ okay !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ I need a mason jar sippy cup
Apparently it's been a long day for _TWITTER-ENTITY_ . Yeah . A long day of sleeping until 1:30 pm and laying on my couch ....
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ walked in our class today and had all three of us stuck ! _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_
Just noticed all the girls i use to like or date ... All pregnant now
Dustin is attempting to train mr ruger .. it's not going so well . I'm cracking up watching this
Oh nevermind she's at my house ..
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ is jealous that she's not having Taco Bell rn !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ fuckin Triclops
Of coarse my dumbass would be throwing rocks at a skunk ...
The fact that my best friend buys her gas in coins . #gottaloveher
Just driving around the titans stadium
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ she would laugh she dosent care if I have opinions
#catfish she is a big booty Judy !!
Watch everyone complain about iOS 7
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ still going to tailgate and that'll never happen #PatsNation
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I feel like this is to me
Somewhere else in Mobile , Pensacola , or Biloxi , someone is screaming Wrecking Ball with me because of 97.5 WABD✌️
\I think I might be a devil . It really brings out my personality " - _TWITTER-ENTITY_ that's my roommate everyone "
All I can think of today is Regina George saying \I really wanna lose five pounds " "
I would miss the door handle and walk right into the door ....
Haha I WIN
listening to freshman bitch about how they couldn't get into hale street this weekend #shutup
I love how you pretend people don't know you're a slut .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahha omg I have one left .. Might as well
We keep forgetting _TWITTER-ENTITY_
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ I wish I recorded all last night
Snap chat right now tho
he just thinkinn with his dick
And then everyone moves their legs
After I said that Katy turned around with her hand in a fist ..
Hahah worst call ALL year
These pictures & gt ;
Thanks Ally for the Kit-Kat . . I need that break
Mac freaking cries around every time he can't see me
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ do people even live there ?!
I like how everyone can't wait til it's Friday and then don't end up doing anything
\Are you a home interior decorator ? Because your making this room look beautiful " "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ go dressed up like Christmas . You could be a Christmas carol ...
What hung Penn State reminds me when our vball team played that girl going to Penn State and we called her Sandusky
The grandma in jack and Jill is sooooo funny
Nothing was the same #TheSoundOfMusicLive
Oh my god this is the most I've laughed in a long time
I told my manager that I was gonna be a slut for Halloween and _TWITTER-ENTITY_ said she's gonna be a crayon
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I died g-swizzle wants to be like us
Skinner will be getting all girls tonight #whatsupladies
I can quote every word to the grinch
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ peeing . poor _TWITTER-ENTITY_
Apparently I'm sessy , according to the my baker memes on Instagram
My brother is making the weirdest card for Taylor & amp ; Lydia I swear this child
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH THAT JUST MADE MY NIGHT SO MUXH BETTER . YOU BETCHHHHH
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ bahaha ! And what ?!
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I had to
I love Wiz
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ we got Benz , Rovers , and Jags , Hummers and DeVille's that's a classic though
The workers at aztecha are straight belting some song in the kitchen
Maddie trying to figure out the heat in this office #OoooKillEm
Twitter tonight is crackin my shit up
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ awww I love you ! Also the 3 X's in your name makes you seem like a porn star
8:50 am and I get the text ... \GUESS WHO DANYELLE IS FUCKIN NOW " "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you left with him ?
“ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ : I like that song better when the kid from We're the Millers sings it ” I just died yes he freaking kills it
Please read what _TWITTER-ENTITY_ said . _TWITTER-ENTITY_
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ around the neighbor ? Thats creepy af
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I can't hate you after that .
Obsessed with _TWITTER-ENTITY_ #mademynight #cantstoplaughin
That awkward moment when no one is at my house but _TWITTER-ENTITY_ and _TWITTER-ENTITY_
Callie is like a fan that just watches and then throws in a piece a candy when she likes something
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ haha like you have me dying sometimes
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ HAHAHAHA OMG I'm dying that's great
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ Same problem over here except I have a big one on my knee too . #bullrides on #bullrides
I love Ben to death but his performance had my dyin , lol I couldn't stop laughing
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I knew I'd make your christmas
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ he's all like ooooohhh mrs. Peck thanks for all the money you and the Steve give to me
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahaha you're so funny
Chelsea is so happy that she gets a free Big Mac now !! #bluesscorefour _TWITTER-ENTITY_
the picture _TWITTER-ENTITY_ just took of me #ohwell
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahahahahah that's going to be great ! You'll have to tell me how this turns out
Lol just finalized my decision . I felt bad at first but nvm
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ how's the chin scruff coming along ?
I'm waiting for the day someone tries to post hate on someone's ask.fm but they accidently do it unanonymously
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ You foul
Watching mikaela try and make pancakes . classic .
Being half asleep and trying to text _TWITTER-ENTITY_ bad idea
OMFG MY DADS WATCHING THE VICTORIA SECRET FASHION SHOW AND SCREAMS \THIS IS ALMOST LIKE PORN ""
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ & amp ; i are fucked up people
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I don't know ! I let him see it and 5 minuets later he came to me and said here's your lizard and the tail
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ no ma'am! It must be Skyler , cause I am pretty sure it's not me !
Luckily I wasn't naked yet that would've been bad news .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ I'm still mind blown at her reaction .
Officially have given up on looking even relatively attractive for class
Lol at the sub who remembered me from middle school and I used to take ugly pics of her during class #MiddleSchoolMemories
told dman that the bae thought I looked cute today and he goes don't get fucked up sorry \dad ""
My mom is so funny
Only in Battle Mountain would you see the animal control picking up a sheep
oh my ..
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I feel like a lighting bolt hit the tip of my penis
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahahahah ouch triston
Duck dynasty is great
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ yeahhh ithey could've done better
I carry a hairbrush in my car now because of _TWITTER-ENTITY_
#RememberWhen in 3rd grade when _TWITTER-ENTITY_ called _TWITTER-ENTITY_ her little teddy bear .
I like how I'm trying to get dalton banned but i have never even been to Sams house
I just died reading that
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ this just has me jtfo
He laughs like tickle me Elmo
I honestly think my snap chats are the funniest shit #imfunny #noreally
Turning up with my grandma tonight
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ well done !
I'm as tough as nails . I eat nails and piss rust . -UncleRandy !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ STOP you were there ?!
So I was about to go swim and seen a whale in the pool , but then realized it was just _TWITTER-ENTITY_ ...
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I know call me now
The coke guy told me I threw him off his game
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahahaha i miss him !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ what'd you get a ticket for ?
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Whyyy I told you merry Christmas
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ oh my god . So embarrassing
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ damn boo gotta make it through the entire week first and it doesn't take all day
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ fuck that . Id rather be a hobo than be like blesty Johnson
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ are too
I dont think anyones going to the game cause theyre playing durango
Lmfao just subtweeted a healthy anon .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ this conversation definitely just got to complicated for my brain
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ good times right there
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I'm honestly not sure where she got the name from , but I pretty much spit up whatever I was drinking .
I love not knowing anyone in Colorado bc I can walk around looking like shit and not give a fuck
Shared the chair with _TWITTER-ENTITY_ tonight #lapdance ?
Gosh were so gay .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ are Olympic underwater basket weavers
The refs voice
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ it's ok ! It happened like two hours ago now
Sorry for favoriting all your tweets . I just know who it's about _TWITTER-ENTITY_
this movie & gt ; & gt ; & gt ; & gt ;
After i eat it She be like damn you brought dick too
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Too bad you were And then you crashed .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ and I did not just make a pros and cons list ...
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ What about in the snow when we pull over to pee in a cup ?
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ same here
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ Bryson it's okay people are probably annoyed with All my tweeting about him to #idontgiveafuck
I was told yesterday that boys are better volleyball players than girls #icanteven #funniestthingever
my mom loves my dog more than she loves me
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ ohhhhh !!! Haha my bad
It's not my fault .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Runs in the family ...
He likes to move it move it
5- hiiii mine you're and Abbie's Convo that one night was so funny you're cool
Hahahahaha my brother just shut you the fuck up nice job D !
Freakn snapchat me soo I have more screenshots of you I'm all out _TWITTER-ENTITY_
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ lol just did nice name #imlaceup24
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ it's cause we black a white bitch would have done looked like cardboard
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Charlie v
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Hahahaha that shit was awkward ! but hey you're gonna be a big girl finally ☺
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ lemme write this paper and I'm in .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ well thanks . You left money in the Aero bag too .
My outfit today
I find the weirdest things funny . Oh god I can't even breathe right now
I must really miss Tate & amp ; Emi , since I just volunteered to watch them next Saturday . or I'm just really crazy .
Ok so now we are making Obama chia pets ? You've got to be kidding me .
“ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ : We all have that one friend that we greet with an insult . ” Lmao So True !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I didn't know she did
Just witnessed two squirrels trying to jump a crow
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ lets redo it as soon as you are better ! Im talkin big time redo even bigger than our last drunken night together !
My Michael Kors purse came in that I was supposed to get for Christmas and my mom thinks I don't know
Officially living together for 2 1/2 weeks and have gone through 36 Diet Cokes . _TWITTER-ENTITY_ I got the next 24 case .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ it's so funny though
I absolutely LOVE making stupid faces but only very few see those faces because they're so damn ugly ..
#Thatmomentwhen someone makes a situation awkward . Night/day has been officially made .
Words can't describe how much I want to laugh right now
When _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ are trying to set me up with someone and _TWITTER-ENTITY_ screams DON'T GO TO THE DARK SIDE
Was that a dream or did _TWITTER-ENTITY_ and I go hard free-styling last night ?
Honesty one of the best nights ive ever had , was after the fair when _TWITTER-ENTITY_ , me , and all our friends hot boxed mikes cellar , idk why
When Mrs. Bailey tells the whole 9th grade about your live life ☺❤ #tofunny #iloveher
Keeping my phone at home from now on when I go out
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Haleigh even brought some home in her shoe
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you're perfect
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ I wouldn't even come to school tomorrow Dakota (; Jasmine will probably beat you (;
Boyfriend by Justin Bieber just came on at work and I immediately thought of _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_
I love _TWITTER-ENTITY_ so much !
So far , this date is really good . Like I think this could actually be going somewhere . It might work out . #DateWithMyHotMomma
You know you want this !!
Idk how all 4 of us are gonna shower & amp ; get ready at my house
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Get on little big planet with me
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ don't do it tomorrow or there might be a brawl
“ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ : Announcing to the room that they have to take a shit” _TWITTER-ENTITY_ the things I do to you and Barry
Having ten people visit this weekend can't wait
\HA who drives a Suzuki with rims ? " " .... Erin you drive a bug with tinted windows and subs " .......... touché "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ better remind me about the scarf . don't forget the poncho
I said I was going to sleep early yeah right
1 year ago Joe and I came to Michigan ♥️ we + dogs stayed in a hotel room for our first week , we now live in a house right down the road
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ make sure you call yourself stupid while ur face palming
The cats out of the bag ... _TWITTER-ENTITY_
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ New Years my girl , you got it
They're anonymous questions , and even then I knew it was you
literally very time I see that Gavin is excessively tweeting , I just scroll right through without even reading them .. #Sorry _TWITTER-ENTITY_
My mom was creepin on my Instagram OMG
I drowned you out , you couldn't hang #imjustbeingreal #gothefuckaway
You may think we're friends but really I hate you .
I'm too much for myself .
White Chicks & gt ; & gt ; & gt ;
Dez's reaction to that holding call looks like _TWITTER-ENTITY_ reaction when I tell him we got vlad for the night
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ don't make me laugh so hard ✋
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ ah he must just learn the language of Merica before he is unable to find a mate nekuwanza vernacular
He did not look like a smoker either
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ your vines
Totally just had a dream that I went to summer camp and cheated on Jeffery with Chuck Bass from gossip girl . #gossipgirl #ilovechuckbass
Oh my god I love _TWITTER-ENTITY_
I'm thankful for _TWITTER-ENTITY_ because she's the best and watches me play COD Ghost even though she has no idea what's going on .
I'm the ex that laughs over you while others cry ..
' anything else ? ' ' no , shut up ' lmfao _TWITTER-ENTITY_
I love my second mom _TWITTER-ENTITY_
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ not in Brunswick ...
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ someone's worried
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you'll be going to my grandparents then they have a pool though so it's okay
Just saw _TWITTER-ENTITY_ & amp ; _TWITTER-ENTITY_ sprint into a movie theater #SomeonesLate
759 I'm glad were friends , were so much alike . and we hate the same people
She's seriously smoking a bowl right now
Omg Kendall stopppppppp !!
Lol at the fact I got worst driver .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ Fuck fuck fuckaty fuck .
Father Kipher is definitely one of my most favorite people
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ i was joking bc of everyone's tweets
I was telling my mom about all the engagements going on and she goes \Brianne , engagements are meant to be broken " makes me feel better "
Blue Mountain State haha
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ it's off of a movie . Lol
When people creep on an ex friend of yours and they literally have one friend now besides their boyfriend you go girl .
One of my biggest pet peeves is when ppl spell shit wrong .. Like did you go to high school ? Which vs witch ; there vs their ; you're vs your
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ dyin finally somethin to laugh about tonight
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ just told me to check my ceilings cause he could of used a toilet plunger to hold himself up there .. Haha
So much fun ! My panties are officially scared off
Like every Monday at least 1 person asks me if I went hunting over the weekend
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I see him ! He's not in the corner but he is by himself . I think it'd be illegal to sit with him .
I have learned that if a cute guy becomes friends with me I become so attached that it's creepy ..
All my family gonna be like ew that's nasty when they find out .
Everyone at Columbus highschool knows me as Emily and Katie's friend
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I know I crack myself up
Little girls ... _TWITTER-ENTITY_
Your ass is Taylor made gorgeous
Decked out in juicy feeding pigs
Just Fyi Delaney can't function without me , she told me today . #littlebabyProbz
That guy was umm interesting
Shout out to them freshman , that will be sophomores soon .
Me and lay just cut the whole line #jokesonyou
I just showed Drew a picture and GUESS WHAT HE SAID
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ our group messages
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ haha I should !!!!!!
I am fucking dying
The Internship ❤
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ lol I'm just saying in general it probably is
Jean is doing a strip tease/twerk dance . Like I'm dying
I say the stupidest things I don't know why people talk to me
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ brb dying haha
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ but no seriously , I didn't know I was throwing a banger
I love _TWITTER-ENTITY_ neighbors
I got out of the shower about 2 hours ago and I'm still sitting in my towel .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ Y'all lame I make it in 9 .... Not safe doe
TOWLIE IS ON TONIGHT IN SOUTH PARK
Reggie bush slipped on snow coming out of the tunnel and reinjured his calf
Playing Barrie's With My Little Sister This Is How I'm Spending My Friday Night Cause I'm Cool
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ it was too funny
where I live I should really go to cd middle .
#YoureMoreAttractiveIf you suck dick
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I love you makalia hahaha
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ no sir you didn't
hahahahahaha who the fuck do you think you are ?
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I guess you could say that and thank you
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ yes you can
This bird chasing me and Hanna < & lt ; & lt ;
Sorry everyone for blowing up your TL with that ridiculous conversation . _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_
Nice face plant cutch
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ HAHAHHAA you know me too well ! I'm working on it !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ actually that sounds perfect
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ Yesss !! Last time Sophia drank 4 extra beers before I even finished it was great
Loll where you at ?! _TWITTER-ENTITY_
“ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ : Kalon always knows she has to suck up after she's bitchy , I have that hoe wrapped around my finger ” haha shut up
Whenever i go in my attic i make sure theres no one living in there before i get anything
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ haha . Sorry not a pop girl . So please don't use these names . But I do not like Taylor swift . So yeah she sucks big time . Haha
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ sooooo confused
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Haha sorry didn't mean to tweet at you !
You may be over served if you fall and bust your head on the dance floor _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_
Lol at my mom getting this parking spot at these outlets #blackfridayrage
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ drivers ed I was going on my drive
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ it's sad yet hilarious at the same time stupid ducks
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you forgot to _TWITTER-ENTITY_ tommy
I look so stupid in all of my social networking profile pictures #ohwell
Lol I just don't understand some people like are you trying to make a point to me or something
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ aw thanks love ill prob be in ur geometry class dont you worry
Seriously looked up diggy buttmuncher and almost pissed myself thanks amanda
This group conversation > & gt ; & gt ;
So FYI , if I wear what I wore to HC it's because I couldn't find anything
Sorry to everyone whose snap chat I blew up
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I know there ends up being like 4 kids in the class but they'll still keep us the whole time assholes
\Living him was black because I was drunk the whole time and don't remember half the relationship " "
Me playing basketball & lt ; & lt ; & lt ; & lt ; & lt ;
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ is literally making me laugh so hard ! My mom probably thinks I'm a freak just sitting in my room alone cracking up !!
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ poor little guy !
Saying itch " after proving your point "
I give myself props on that pickup line
A Whole New World is playing haha now why doesn't Ashley V have a twitter I can tag her on
hope you know I'm fuckin with you
My sister got stung by a bee on her lip too funny
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ anything 4 u
Trying to watch the game on my phone = fail so damn blurry there is no point .
Was just hysterically laughing as I was telling my mom about the latest Kim K cry face _TWITTER-ENTITY_ sent me today .
When some1 says there your true bruh and you don't even know them
That lady swam from Cuba to Florida ? I get tired after doing a 100
I can honestly say yesterday was a blur but hell I made other people around me have a good time haha
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ i hope you don't mind all the Vines i tagged you in .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ Meeeee ☺
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ it's a cute one though . Not a guy one
My dad locked the car keys and the lock's key in his suitcase
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahahahah that literally made me lol .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ josh loved my singing though
Lmao my manager said my booty was poppin in my cheetah leggings . I'm weak
My little brothers snoring right now sounds like the noise a hawk makes when it's coming down on prey
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ what you told me to do last night is about to happen .
I freakin love _TWITTER-ENTITY_ to death . I can tell her anything , and she is always ready to beat a boys ass for me ❤
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Don't forget to use that money on an extra beer
Nuggets & amp ; tots thank god for hangover food .. Much appreciated
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ pretty sure that's NOT true
My mom just yelled at me that she was gonna ust me in the nut " Alright mom "
I never wear jeans , but I really wanna wear them today so it's a must once Ina lifetime thing right here
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I know
Really though my snapchats are gold ! Snap me !
When someone has their avi of their own money and its only like 200 or 300 dollars ? Woah you got racks big man ..
What if someone put their twin sibling as their #wcw or #mcm ??? Lol
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ cracks me up !
last night i told my parents i got kicked out of a club on senior trip and told them all my drunk stories #ohwell #yolo
Send me the \ud83d��� " emoji one more time . "
These texts from Brendan right now #imissmybff
I just wanna go to a rave real bad
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ if I said it on twitter , and got in almost trouble for it why would I say it again on twitter ? loll
But it ain't Yacko .
Please continue to tell me how shitty my tattoos look #LOL
I can't handle kelly when she's gettin ready for work .. #toofunny
Now let us question why my dad knows this
\Why do they call it an egg white , if it's not even white ? " -my 6 year old cousin "
Uh ... Whatt ✋
If I could miss a day and still be exempt , I'd go to the doctor .
Wtf just happened
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ You ever been with that girl that you thought you'd spend the rest of your life with ? Yeah me either . Hahaha .
Why Tyler retweetimg that stuff .
hahahahaha just thinking about it cracks me up .
TBH ... I don't even really eat the turkey on Thanksgiving . I usually just eat the ham .
but actually I send _TWITTER-ENTITY_ the funniest pictures
No brakes on my car . #Perfect
Me and _TWITTER-ENTITY_ always go crazy on each other's snapchats !
Fuck you kayla
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ but we could let everyone see how much we've changed
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ noooooooo !! she's rude like say excuse me don't stare at my booty !!
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ lol I don't either !
I don't even know what pretty little liars
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ It was a joke
Had a dream that _TWITTER-ENTITY_ passed out drunk in her front lawn in snow , and I was afraid to wake her up so I threw a blanket at her .. #wut
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahaha ik but now idk how to get it to him
From the sounds _TWITTER-ENTITY_ is making while watching the #GoDaddyBowl you'd think she's playing the game .
When the bank calls me and asks all these questions about my loan and I was just like you gots to call my mom .... I'm an adult right
jokeeee dude joke
You are the fakest girl I know . You have no friends because you're a whore and your abe " just wants to hit it and quit it . Lol stop . ✋ "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ you guys are retards
I'm just kidding I love my life
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Loves Joey
I forgot all about that till my mom asked me about it tonight . #tbh #ctfu
that bitch is just sitting around the fire singing \coom-bye-ah " Hahahaha _TWITTER-ENTITY_ brb dying "
and I don't even talk to him that much .
Who would want a nude from you ?? #indirecttweet
I take that back , you are a loser
That booty tho _TWITTER-ENTITY_
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you're the only one who doesn't like a cat they got from me . Everyone else loves there's
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ and I playing just dance 4 right now #fools #fail
When my Asian prof refers to herself as being Asian
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ oh it's you ,
Thirsty for my schedule
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ We even got a nice little firework show !!!
Good thing I'm not a bitch
I just favorited them all
Cassies just chuggin her alc it so funny . #assheshould
Should I dm him ..?
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ and then the comments I couldn't go
I feel like I see you at the gym all of the time ... Your brother is intimidating
That is if me and Memphis even make it there
Hey _TWITTER-ENTITY_ guess what song I just downloaded
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahaha I should . We was at home too
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ make her username _TWITTER-ENTITY_
Watching _TWITTER-ENTITY_ on intentional talk right now hahha so funny
Brittany is having me geek
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ cool Storey , bro . Hahahah see what I did there
1332 clean your fucking ears will always make me laugh love you
fucking around like I don't know
\I wish I was a little bit taller , I wish I was a baller . " "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Hahahah ! They're younger than us , it doesn't matter .
Wow Chris .. You spelled her name wrong , AGAIN ✋
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ and I didn't even plan on matching
It's just so funny to me . I don't know why .
All I want for Christmas is some new running shoes and possible a football player . Is that to much to ask for !?
Cyanide & amp ; Happiness are pretty funny too
This man is officiating the ceremony in a Chefs Hat ! That's the kind of Funeral I want to go too
I feel bad but after it happened I laughed my ass off
What Brea just told me
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ lmfao I meant an actual life . Not in the game and 235
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ I just watched the vine of us twerking probably 84 times ..... still gets me every time
he said If you never had it you don't know ..... I can't even
New Girl has me LOLing so hard right now oh my god .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ that escalated quickly
It's my job as Damian's girlfriend is to send people into the bathroom to bother him while he's pooping . and I'm awesome at it .
Last night was so fucking funny
Anyone see that spot of yellow in that sea of red at the game ? #L1C4
They thought me and my mom were sisters ....
Watching 2012 ...
Still can't believe that that kid showed up to the meet with cowboy boots today ... #countryboy
At breakfast , out of all the places in Reno . I see _TWITTER-ENTITY_ at the Bonanza
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ we were flipping shit we had no clue where she went
Lol Nolan favorited that
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ stalkers know exactly what you're doin haha jk #butseriously
Ever since I watched miss congeniality I can't take these pageants seriously .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Never did
I love how _TWITTER-ENTITY_ is tweeting and texting me while she's at work
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ that's barely an insult . Get a hobby . Your _TWITTER-ENTITY_ name is after Dairy Queen ✋
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ shit just got kinky lmao
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ no one Is
Or when they have coffee on the door step
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you're killing me
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ they really do that is the worst road !
Winner winner chicken dinner
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I think you'll be quite surprised with my outfit
The snapchat videos I'm sending jake > & gt ; & gt ;
“ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ : Cats are like Black people . Dogs are like White people . Somehow this makes sense . ” Too much sense .
I wonder who will be the first to Instagram coach K's text as if no one received it .
Nothing funnier than watching the two boys across the street beat the shit out of each other
Hurray for being able to edit facebook comments #WhatAmIDoingRN
Tweet 6900 goes out to _TWITTER-ENTITY_
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahaha oh god
just saw a video that Kyle looks like the biggest toolbag in hahaha omg that made my day #boybye
they all talk shit about you ' bud '
“ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ : I would get locked out of my house ” happens to me all the time
Clay has #jealouskidprobz
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ SO full of himself
Wonder if _TWITTER-ENTITY_ knows of any good strip clubs in New York ?
Currently watch a black dude putting on a clinic on these two white kids in basketball behind my dorm
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I wouldn't claim him . Lol I don't anyways .. In public ! Haha
When my 20yr old sister gets hit in the head with a bbaall , its hilarious the way she falls
I love the little snapchat ghost that dances when you refresh
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ okay bye
Is Katilyn radcliff even a real person ? LMMFGDAO
\I just need some nipple tassels and I'm good ! " _TWITTER-ENTITY_ "
Everyone is complaining about Hailey . we all hate you .
Lick it , before you stick it
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahah I know why you said this
Just found my glasses in our front field .. What the helll
Ok cool bye now
You've changed _TWITTER-ENTITY_
' yup , I'm just gonna eat your head now . '
my mom just whipped up some steak for us
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ in like the first five minutes
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ It's Finnnneee ! I'm making new friends
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Lmfao !!
Alex is going to have a guud sophomore year .
snow on tha bluff is a great movie _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_
The phone call I got at 1am last night .
Eva right now _TWITTER-ENTITY_
Hahaha fucking Ted
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I should let you get back to that
This fucking kid I swear
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ what do you say ? \Hold up , let me put a turban on " "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ go find him & amp ; take pictures then fan girl ❤
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ that's what you have a big for love you !!!!!
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ he went to a prep school . He don't even know what a goon is
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ terrible question
Omg wade Caleb and Brett are fighting about if super man and the hulk .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ oh wow , I forgot to tag you !
The Jeselnik Offensive is so fuckin funny ... Dont'a Hightower _TWITTER-ENTITY_ #jeselnik
\Get a nude from a fat bitch , well gotta get a new phone now this screen is contaminated . " "
today is going to be great
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ all your tweets make me laugh
Oh yea it will be the same .. Obviously
An old lady just gave me $1 to put oil in her car outside the gas station
Linguistics is kicking my ass right now
Gordon just scared the shit out of _TWITTER-ENTITY_ and I
Bad Grandpa was by far one of the funniest movie I have seen _TWITTER-ENTITY_ #hilarious
Nate doesn't know how old he is he thinks he's 14
I miss _TWITTER-ENTITY_ \my friend " "
Holy shit that movie was funny
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I'm sorry I had to point that out
That shit girls do with their fingers and by their eyes is pretty ratchet looking
We're being such a bad influence in Dominic
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ Lexi comin in clutch with the basic caribou and uggs
In all honesty , I have no idea what _TWITTER-ENTITY_ and I are arguing about but it's absolutely hilarious !! ✋ #TurleyTemper
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ connor's not invited though
Driving down the road . What is that noise ?!? Forgot to put my gas cap back on ... oops !! #blonde moment
Brewer your so dumb
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Good news is you have an awesome sister !
the whole s/o thing is reminding me of like truth is or something tbt
Almost made _TWITTER-ENTITY_ piss himself
My con law teacher just made a reference to that Mexican hallucination plant in Arrested Development
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I think you meant than
Oh my goodness . The barbershop version of \What makes you beautiful " was fantastic . #SingOff "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ omg I hate you I look like a hog
I always told you karma would come back to bite you how's it feel ??
Spying on cheese sing in the shower will never get old
I just got a message saying I've used 65% of my internet my thing renews the 8th .
You wanna fight just cause I'm a Hick ???
Cody's going on a rant _TWITTER-ENTITY_
I've never seen Breaking Bad , but this Joking Bad skit on _TWITTER-ENTITY_ has me rolling
When me and Amber text we get into the most random shit but I love it
I can't take Amanda seriously
Whoa gurrrrl come down✋
Why would u do it again
If you assemble a tree stand in the living room on Christmas morning , ya might be a red neck .. #ChristmanChristmas #myfamily
Got an iPhone and think you're on top the world now hahaha
Anyone who's ever ridden with me knows parking is a 5 step process
Madison wanted ice cream , saw a cute boy instead , tried to walk cute , but ended up falling and the boy laughed at her . ✋
My phone just gave me a flash flood warning
George looks so cute in his glasses
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ nah I'm just playing
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ listen , I haven't drank vodka since I graduated and YOU LITTLE FUCKS ruined that . I . Can't . Even . Breathe .
I'm SUUUPPPEERRRR pretty when I snapchat my friends . #dontscreenshotthemplease #embarssment
I feel like bitch squad is laying low today due to hangovers ..
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ dude just check my twitter I get in about 6 fights a day but thanks for the backup
When youu sayy to stop screen shotingg youu , web I'm not even doing it . & gt ;
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ wait . What if you just give us the money .
Well I guess I can't study when my suite mate comes come hammered
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ this is spot ... Cause of the spots on his nose
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ right !
In here watching ChickFilA training videos because I don't wanna be rusty when I go back to work
Don't favorite my tweet scrub !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I mean you gotta do what you gotta do if you lick puss an ass I guess it's cool lol
Jordyns getting so heated #lookout
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ omfg guys
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ OMG SHE WAS LIKE 6 !!!! #medinaProbz
Even found some gum ( still wrapped ) but hahaha
Just think about last night has me cracking up , especially _TWITTER-ENTITY_ & amp ; _TWITTER-ENTITY_ .
Mom said Tessa why you got your seat all leaned back ? You think you got swagger or somethin' ? Hahah
someone told me a girl goes after the type of man her father is ... guess that explains all of my issues .
Hahahahaha my mom just asked me how to spell alls " I'm dying #foreignmomproblems "
This night is gonna end up kinda bad ... I feel it
Just hit , now about to go workout ! Like is this normal to do on thanksgiving ?! #no
He's still at Phil as Kay's
Me and _TWITTER-ENTITY_ conversation right now > & gt ; & gt ; & gt ; & gt ;
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ he getting his knee rubbed
Can't stop laughing at the snap I just sent ...
Me and ju have a strong bond ... We could lay down and snuggle and eat kit kats for the rest of our life's and still laugh at everything
what's your name ? go fuck yourself .
When _TWITTER-ENTITY_ calls me to talk cause she's bored on her way to get free ice cream from Dairy Queen #YouKillMe
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ your so mean !
Anthony's too much
It's 41 degrees outside . It's hot af out and you guys wanted a snow day ? I'm happy the snow is melting .
I'm still laughing from all the snaps that Ty and Brad sent . Hahahhaha
Miss Jules your goin to the sox game too ? Yeah why ? Cause I'm goin and I'm gonna throw a hott dog with ketchup on it at you
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ prob hates me right now
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Jesus in the streets and the devil in the sheets
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you and _TWITTER-ENTITY_ just fucking neglect me . It's unreal the amount of abuse I take from the two of you . Just think of me once
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ too far away I don't even know why I'm laying over here
One of a kind night with my sister and friends . #cantfeelmyfuckinglegs _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_
maybe I do look good ?
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hiding from cops we all ran in the elevator and you said you didn't wanna go back to your room
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ lmao I tried last night and still couldn't so you're ridiculous !
Roman just told me he hasn't been good and is on the naughty list At least he's honest
The awkward moment when I thought lex was asleep
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ I'm funny
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ ohmylanta you're tweets are getting me good I don't know why but they're just funny
Lmfao I swear my mom hates me
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ thank you .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ we've got a lot to talk about when you guys come down next week .
who's excited my vague , emotional tweets can stop now ? at least I think they can ..
My mom said drake ugly as shit
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ house of the rising sun by nirvana is my favorite song ever
Probably shouldn't have done that
I just went back and looked at old pictures and stuff from last year .. me and _TWITTER-ENTITY_ were so retarded
This place is too much !!
Lmao Chris just hit a deer & amp ; it like went flying & amp ; OMG LMAO
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ gosh , she's embarrassing . She's trying to get me to tell her how to make a twitter .
Blake Griffen right now
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahaha !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ the amount of times you texted this to me tonight
aw mymadison has been loading the same page for the past 20 mins
\I don't need sunglasses anymore , it's winter " - _TWITTER-ENTITY_ " just because it's winter it can't be sunny anymore ? " _TWITTER-ENTITY_ "
Guess what ? You're an ASSHOLE !!!
Me and _TWITTER-ENTITY_ walked into coney sat down for five minutes then told the waitress we had to leave dying right now
New Years kiss ? funnnnny
\It's so cold outside , I just saw a democrat with his hands in his own pockets " "
I can't even contain myself when those AT & T commercials come on
Not my fault
You say no to ratchet hoes . _TWITTER-ENTITY_ can't
That wasn't even me But sure man l
I do no such thing . That is frowned apon .
GUYS . I'm finished with all my homework . Tess and Alex haven't done theirs . This is weird . We've switched roles .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ still laughing at your sweater
Something is pissing my dog off in his dream !! He has been growling for like 10 minutes
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ lol cause she's blind
Take me back to Friday night ahhhh
Dad you're drunk . Shut up .
My mom is too frigging cute
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ ine , be fat & amp ; die alone " "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ lions suck
Why are you stealing other people's tweet ? Lol you look dumb .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ through in the leggings and ugg boots and it's a date !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ brb dying
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ LMFAO OMG IM DONE
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ that's all my dad listen to is Bruno
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ here I come to help
\But I got kind of scared cause they were ugly " "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ haha awe man thats what i wanted to do !! We can get big ines and wear leggings ... I actuallky want to now
Me Chinese , me play joke . Me put pee pee in your coke
#singlebecause guys say they can't date me until they are as tall as me
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ OH because I am
Some lady asked if the non waterproof vibrators would break after one use if her vagina gets wet I was just like
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ lol i think about food too much to just orget " "
Grandpa right now #makinmyday
I love _TWITTER-ENTITY_ ⭐⌛✏⛵✈⛽⬆⛽
Just sent six snap chats to one very lucky mark
Yesterday gab was the secretary and today she's the curriculum supervisor
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ oh and good luck with the scholarship
“ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ : if you’re sad about being alone on valentines day , just remember nobody loves you on any other day of the year either”
I can't stop laughing \Subtweet for attention police ""
Gabby just told me that she fell asleep in Taylor hall again and missed class ... This was her third time doing this ......
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ has me dying over here
I can't get over that my cousins Skeeter & amp ; Junior were literally trying to kidnap me do they can each me some stuff " that they know . "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ and _TWITTER-ENTITY_ April fools prank right now is to funny
Quit crushing the pelvis _TWITTER-ENTITY_
My sister is rapping all me
Holy shit my moms drunken high school stories totally beat mine
Why do me and Caitlin have the weirdest conversations ...? _TWITTER-ENTITY_
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ dude I know who this is about
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ what
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ LMFAO I can't even Spotswood better win just like last year !
I so failed at trying to cheat on that test lmao
Redneck heaven is my dads house .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ fucking LOL at the colored in spot . ❤️
Chance just hung up on me
This freshmen in my class just said \I only want one boy and he's a sophomore . " Lol "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ that is not safe .
I DONT GIVE A FUUUUUUUCCCKKK !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you always are
Did that Newcastle account get suspended ?
Girlfriend Girlfriend Girlfriend Wife
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I know
Proud owner of a Xbox One
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ got me crying
why am I so scared to tell someone how I feel ? I'm such an insecure twat .
way too far
lol in wv studies , we were talking about jumon Ville . madison goes we're the elk Ville . I was the you mean the view ?
I just realized _TWITTER-ENTITY_ makes fun of all the freshman that don't know where they are going .. But he doesn't know either #freshy
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you won't even be able to screen shot it
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ i know who the friends is
What's the point of subtweeting ? Be bold & amp ; just tag them in it
As you can see you and me are meant to be so let's get freaky
My mom & amp ; Kinley came to Dora together & gt ; & gt ; & gt ; & gt ;
Last night was too funny ! I couldn't even deal
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ how does this even happen
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ lol word
Why did my father just turn the channel to bowling
So I've spent $120 so far this morning and I keep sending pictures of things to my mom and asking her to buy them for me
You fucked her up so bad she ran into the arms of a lesbian .
I come home and Rachael is sleeping ...
\A mean girl just doesn't eat enough cake and probably hasn't ever had an orgasm . " -Girl Code #dying "
Go to the kitchen .... Pour u a glass of water ... Cause bitch u thirsty ...
“ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ : Girls , we apologize . We honestly suck so bad at wrapping gifts . ” _TWITTER-ENTITY_
It cracks me up . .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ lol oh I know ❤ . But seriously , some people like being called it , but not meee . Especially from a creep
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ lmao I will
The text Devon just sent me
Mikki walks around the mall mimicking people's laughs
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ a girl on my team
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ it was so nice meeting you ! You were so funny
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ sorry for tackling you and almost killing you
The fact that I got searched and they didn't find anything
I suck at replying sowwy
Hold up , if you wanna talk you can _TWITTER-ENTITY_ me . Lmfao these directioners tho . Woo .
I have like zero pictures with anyone of my friends
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Marissa I remember me and you were the two people who were obsessed with it
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ always drunk
TMac called today's nba players knuckleheads like he didn't wanna play in the HS all american game bc mcdonalds wouldn't fly his fam out .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ crying actual tears
Hahaha your a dumb bitch
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ we watched so many movies ! Slum dog , millionaire ... that's the same movie .
This car has a break on the passenger side . I'm so tempted to give it a little love tap but Ryne would probably kill me
OMG this is not happening to me right now
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ that tongue though !!!!
\This Chick I Used To Fuck With " cracks me everytime I see it "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahahahaha he's so cute I wanna steal him
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ and you're upset about that ? That's effing awesome !!
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahhaha Loki I think of you doin that thing everytime you say that
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Wonder why
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ omg hahahaha I love you .
When you know u fucked up you stay talkin shit #gotyoselflookindumb
my dad better bring food home
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ lol yea and I've never celebrated before
\ D.A.R.E. Don't do drugs . I did ... Wait . " Lol Tirzah yesterday "
Such a wonderful night
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ what you mean ?
While Everyone's working I'm be lazy and laying in bed
Finally off work ! I can now go to sleep for 2 hours
I wonder if _TWITTER-ENTITY_ is still gonna make me make him dinner
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ it's all gone
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ no you watch
Work is so fun tonight !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ HA !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ Singled me out ? He hasn't singled me out about anything ? Hah
Did y'all need a ride or somethin' ?? _TWITTER-ENTITY_
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ we'll discuss it with the men
Great night with _TWITTER-ENTITY_ and _TWITTER-ENTITY_
I really wish I was at my house Saturday to see _TWITTER-ENTITY_ get sprayed with holy water and _TWITTER-ENTITY_ sing Florida Georgia Line
I wish I was a football player , so I could have a ghetto booty
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I feel the love lol I'll see you tomorrow !
Lebrun faced with scrutiny ! Lmao
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Dude , I'm hilarious .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ watching the sitter and thought of you when the lady said ain a way like a little BIIIIOOOTTCH " "
Everyone's mixing up mine & amp ; Hannas tbhs bc our name omg I can't
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahahah what is wrong with us
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahaha I know same I can't stop watching it I'm dying hahahahah
Sorry I can't french braid . Probs y u hate me . But actually ...
this picture of _TWITTER-ENTITY_ I just found & gt ; & gt ; & gt ; & gt ; & gt ; please give me a reason to use it . #ohboy #paybackk ☺️
That argument at lunch my day is made
\I should've took you to the bar because I know how you liked sand . " _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ "
When _TWITTER-ENTITY_ sends me a dick pic and my mom yells \let me see !! " "
I hate wearing clothes if it was up to me if walk around naked all the time
I sucka sucka doodle doodle _TWITTER-ENTITY_
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ glazed over facial expressions are the way to go
Your nothing to me honey .
8675309 Well I just met you today but you are HILARIOUS and very very clever
Poppa pig is actually funny
When hearing a hundred people got arrested for drug trafficking in new London , I just assumed I must know a few of them
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ my first black emoji will be used tweeting you .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ I just laughed so hard . I had a feeling you were going to say that !
you only say hi to me when your girlfriend isn't here ✋
I Didn't Know They Wanna Be Like Us ! #RoleModelStatus
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I know ! I can't get over how fun that forehead game was ! And you & amp ; Zak both did at Amy " and " fat Patricia " #classic "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ talk to me when your sober ...
Playing the role of Santa Claus for my little brother tonight
my friends won't do anything past 9:00
Looking down my TL a thought comes to mind ' but I'm dramatic ? '
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ lmfao
Omg I mean on not in
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ OMG I'm jealous I honestly gained like 10 lbs ... LMFAO
Now your just terrorizing him _TWITTER-ENTITY_
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hangout with me this weekend !! I saw your nana at the baseball game and she looked so confused it was hilarious
every time we go to a restaurant Rhett tells the cashier his name is Brett because they get confused when he says Rhett
So last night wasn't on my bucket list BUT . That one's for the books . _TWITTER-ENTITY_ can't wait for Colorado .
Waiting in the grass
seeing the new 8th graders post their hr teachers makes me wanna go back to 8th grade even more
Me and _TWITTER-ENTITY_ ' s snapchats right now .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ probably having a staring contest with her dog .
Crazy girl don't you know that I hate you
This group message >
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ just watching your dad bust out his moves .
I remember in the parking lot of ZHS I tried hitting on _TWITTER-ENTITY_ . Then a couple months later I was dating her sister
Everyone look for me in the LL commercial airing through November 4 - and by me , I mean my hands
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ well I can't do it all on my own . Id be a mess & amp ; I prob wouldn't figure it out anyways . So daddy helps me . Lol
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ oh my god
I'm such a funny guy _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ oh ok I was like haaayyyyy hook me up bro
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Steph has this cat beanie baby that u had we u were little and I remember I'd steal it everyday and you'd get so mad at me
Everyone is sleeping and I'm just playing bowling on the wii
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Well I'll talk to you later buttercup
That just set everything off . Fight time you guys
you should have your own tissue paper , cause you the shit !
Driving on 72 is always a blast with my girls _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ it wasn't me and you haven't been locked out at all dunmy
I always try to make friends to fast and pretty sure I just seem creepy #imnotipromise
#LetsMakeItAwkward _TWITTER-ENTITY_ and _TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahahaha
All i wanted was someone to come
I'll just keep my mouth shut , lol .
OHHH MYYYY !!!!! You can't make this stuff up people #cowboyssuck
so i'mm gonna make all them sit in one room so they don't run off .
Yup I'm #friendzoned
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ yeah like a squirrel invasion I was checked if my windows were cracked
My boyfriend right now > & gt ; & gt ; & gt ;
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ what the fuck
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ this is great
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I WILL WHEN I GET BACK let's just hope it's better than the purge
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ the struggle .... tell Paul i said whats really good !
Cordarrelle Patterson making the ref high five him #touchdown
Fore we laughing _TWITTER-ENTITY_ avi .
me and keena and tori are freaks I hate them .
When my mom texts me all pissed off I just say stuff like \idk niggy " or something stupid and she gets PISSED "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ shut up Taylor
“ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ : his account has boosted everyones ego i think we need to have a giant campus wide orgy next week . " ”gonna reach a new level "
you're one of my closest friends in Bristol and I love you to death . btw those emojis are so you !
Girls never know what their boyfriends are actually doing . #Naive
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ OMG I KNOW love u more big titties ❤
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ would you have _TWITTER-ENTITY_ him ?
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ sucks to suck
34 - we've talked one time , but you're pretty funny actually and don't bring any negativity among my school community
Did something without realizing what I was doing , but it ended up being hilarious
What I just heard , you're kidding me
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Lol I talk to her sometimes and I'm friends with her older sister
That tweet that jewel tweeted & gt ; & gt ; & gt ; & gt ;
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you're extremely positive
\Damn , so many people over there a nigga can't even ball " - _TWITTER-ENTITY_ thank you Chamille for those words of wisdom . Dying "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha oh goddddd
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ yea I need a police scanner !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I did reply
That Snapchat _TWITTER-ENTITY_ just sent me #snowpocalypse everybody run
That wave from _TWITTER-ENTITY_ ❤️
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I him at sprinkles is was really awkward in Irvin
It's raining dipping dots
I got a zoo keeper for career cruising today not even joking like how can that happen
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ couldn't agree more .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ what did I tell you ?
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I seriously just lost it when Jennifer said that haha
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahahaha I'm so sorry and you freak out every time . I love it ! but feel free to wake me up like you did that time .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ yes he has a twin !!
Fuck , I said chucking & amp ; not chugging . I don't give 2 shits about proofreading
\I thought it was ghetto and you bring your own ice skates " _TWITTER-ENTITY_ "
It's good when you're friends with the dealer _TWITTER-ENTITY_
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ digs actually lol
I can't deal with the fact they I woke up and came to work without even brushing my hair
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I have probably used all of those hashtags back in the day in a serious way
21- OMG our convo rn
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ it was hard as hell but I was like fuck it I want a sexy tummy but then I have up after I fit into my prom dress
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ and I have a video of you jumping into a bush In the wawa parking lot
sorry for creepin #oops
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ this is great
That little fist pump golfers give themselves after a good shot .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ hence the big alumni tent on homecoming
The two biggest diving teams against eachother , the field mine as well be a pool .
family video called me cause my late fee is $80 fuck offf i'll go to redbox
You're not perfect FYI
18 with a curfew ? Whoa buddie that's cray
Then Into bens truck because he locked his keys in it .. girl said she'd give me 100$ to do it in 2 minutes and I did it in 30 seconds
So glad all the boys put on deodorant before they got on the bus #not
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ ohhhh stop .
Rebel Wilson is legit perfect hahaha
I love Dan tonight this is a rare occasion
\ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ : Appearently I'm a slut and " I hook up with and talk to so many guys " (; ooook " you're perf baby "
Still can't believe my behavior in wawa last night _TWITTER-ENTITY_
thank you Nutella for being there for me . idfk why I am awake
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ her wine holder
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ nailed it
This is the dumbest show I have ever watched #AncientAliens
Went to bed at 4:30 yesterday
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Yeah , I'll be there I'm 8 hours
I WANNA FUCK YOU LIKE AN ANIMAL !! _TWITTER-ENTITY_
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ love this
Everything _TWITTER-ENTITY_ revines I can see her 1 . Saying it or 2 . Laughing hysterically .. then I miss her even more
I love that our family has a thanksgiving song
I can't sync my phone with iTunes for like a week .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ yep same person !!
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ : Is it true that Black Friday is like the Hunger Games ?
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ lmao as you can see I have no life so I revolve mine around social media
Omg mr. brown right now
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ currently wanting my Chapstick walk down the beach and bring me it
Dude you're dumb .
No I don't want your misery company . I am very very happy with my life . But thanks
Your immaturity makes me laugh . #growup
Why am I craving grilled vegetables ?
Right but you're not 7 .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ exactly what I'm saying
Because of your looks right ?
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahaha fried wonton noodles
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you text me !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ you mean \we " as in me and Madison ? because you definitely arent "
The Grand Ridge parade = tractor show EVERY . YEAR .
Dad is passing cars like crazy . And it's funny .
GinaMarie and Amanda . Omg .
Easy boss stop hittin on my mom in front of me smh
I have no fucking friendsThis really isn't funny tho
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ she's so innocent
I wanna comment on that picture so bad
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ I just died
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I will when I go home momma loves just hearing your name !
When _TWITTER-ENTITY_ tries to hit a high note & gt ; & gt ; & gt ;
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ YOU KNOW THE MINUTES
told my friend to order me an omelette .. she texts me saying I think your omelette set the fire alarm off in the union.no omelette for me
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ FUCKED UP IS AN UNDERSTATEMENT AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH love that pic tho
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ what happened to our group text hahahaha
The Not Brady Pelzer account is hilarious
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ say hey to me through _TWITTER-ENTITY_ totally fan girling jk
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ ✋ That would be my mother . I live in a prison . Lol .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ that's cause he's a bitch
Lmao Sabrina's mom found out
Ohh I remember one time I got kicked out bc I forgot to sweep my room and dad said to never speak to him again .
Clown sesh after golf with _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_
Marissa made me realize I have no friends that will be 21 with me for awhile after I turn 21
when I get back to Evansville I'm literally going to be home for 2 weeks then leave again out of state for 3 weeks ¯\_ (ツ) _/¯ ✌
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ that's good because they are better than you
That wasn't to you .
I had a dream I got eaten by ladybugs
I totally forgot about that . He chucked that DVD case and hit me in the head . hahahahaha .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ holy shit
i hope rj and jenna wished to be together when the time hit 11:11
Hope mom knows she's taking me to Bula on Saturday
“ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ : I've come to the conclusion I'm not inviting any of my Amish relatives to my wedding . #SorryNotSorry ”
Tarin just drank a platty with a cig in it clueless
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ also caught the eautiful bride and beautiful groom " lol "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I don't ethier
The conversation I just heard ???
Aghhhhhh _TWITTER-ENTITY_ voice makes me wanna cry #perfection #canthandleit ❤
The snap chats I'm receiving from ky is making my night > & gt ; & gt ; & gt ; _TWITTER-ENTITY_ #Hilarious #thanks
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahaha sorry answering now cause I feel bad
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ not a freaking chance !!! Their fans know it cause they ain't going to the game
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ haha it's the Brooke crisis
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ he looks like a rat
Oh how that brings back memories _TWITTER-ENTITY_
You're not from the 313 try again ✋
These freshman think they've got life all figured out
I just told my mom Ds get degrees ... She goes Ds don't get jobs ... I'm pretty sure if I get my degree it will ...
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ how the fuck do you do that !?
The pic stitch Taylor sent me Zoe and meg this morning & gt ; & gt ; & gt ; & gt ;
Lol my brother doesn't sled !
I can't stop laughin right now
Money from a stranger is one of the funniest show I've seen
The text I just received may have made my entire day
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ omfg that was me this am and I literally pictured myself going to the hospital at the speed he was coming at me ... Hahaha
My grandma cracks me up
My sister really bought The Haunting in Spanish
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ when you spell morgy like that it reminds me of orgy . #awk
HUGE S/O to _TWITTER-ENTITY_ for running to target to buy me beats for $92 ! #yourock #
Got angry , sat down . Only to find out five minutes later I sat in an ant bed . Wtf
Next question is .. To tag her or to not tag her ... Hmm .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ she sent me pictures of different boots from buckle and asked me if I wanted them ! Like yes I want them but TAKE ME NEXT TIME
Mine & amp ; Kinseys convo rn & gt ; & gt ; & gt ;
Gramma just sent everyone a text saying merry Christmas you don't love me you love my food .
Oh and one more thing ... I got smoked in a race to a V-tech today then the guy gave me a thumbs up #bwah #ithinkthatsright
I like how people think I deleted them off facebook silly people I deactivated my account
People need to get over themselves
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ that sucks
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ haha you called him Russell !
Well my nap was suppose to only last an hour .. That was at 7 and I just woke up I had so much I wanted to do tonight too fml
Still getting Instagram notifications from _TWITTER-ENTITY_ liking all of my pics 2 days ago
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ yes hahaha we will watch it next time I'm over remember you twerk so hard your hair was flying around
Mitch's hoodie smells just like him weed and body wash
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ why would I have rice ? Omg I had pizza
I don't get why savanna is getting bitched at when I'm the one who did it ?
Lol at the faces Bella keeps making every time she sees an animal
Hahah not surprised
If the really wanted to punish us they should have taken recess away from us ! _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I'm so glad we both saw that
\How high are you Kayla ? " " Let me concentrate " wut "
Me and Sarah are so funny omg
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ Omg #wellshit
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ It must have been the gayest thing but me and krista made friends with the chinese kids so HAHAHAHAHA you missed out
Why am I not like 300 pounds already , all I eat is junk food
here we go mcas
can you not .....
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ you're not cool enough for us
\It's great to be a Sierra Griffin " hahahahaha _TWITTER-ENTITY_ "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ that's weird cause it is exactly 6 houses
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ sorry you were gonna have to face the reality of the situation eventually
2 turnt 4 u
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Lol , hey , it's the most wonderful time of the year get it girl !
My snapchat name haven't been on it in forever
\How did I know you'd be over here crushin candies " "
Just hope she's careful , beezy is a weird one
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Middleton ?
currently eating chicken cutlets and salad with a spoon because _TWITTER-ENTITY_ was in charge of utensils and is moving in tomorrow ...
I think this Russian whore is sending our poor fitzy nudies
\How does it feel that in riding your brothers dick while you are home ? " "
You know your tv is old when you have to say \ my tv still has a back " "
My cousin does TOO MUCH . It's funny as fuck tho
“some days my confidence is through the roof then others I feel like I should wear a paper bag on my head and not eat for 3 weeks” yup .
The fact that Ben woke me up at 4 telling me it was time for school >
Dude Taylor doesn't sound bad live anymore
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ your a little bitch macca shut the fuck up you little girl
Good thing I know how to break into my house , thanks for ' trying ' to lock me out mom & dad .
I'm the only one who has the right to not reply , you have to tho
Shane on buck wild
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ oh god what have I gotten myself into
If a man says he can handle his beer , never trust him until the very end of the night . You'll find out he can't! #damn
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ that's when you know
Playing flip cup in math ? Okay
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ it's because you told her she's annoying
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ gotta crop her out
Josh is snapping on twitter tonight _TWITTER-ENTITY_
The sprinklers decided to they wanted to come on and end our last game ⚾️
\All my friends are at the game ! " " Really ? " " They're on the team . " "
I'm DIEING over these tweets !! POOR JORDYN !! _TWITTER-ENTITY_
My dad is watching Keeping up with the Kardashian's right now
Showing up to babysit before they're even here . whoops . #AtLeastImEarly
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ lol I send it to you .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ lol omg
Katie's mom just said his has been used and abused " while pointing at her butt "
teaching my family about horses & gt ; & gt ;
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I honestly just find this to be hilarious simply because of the mean girls reference but you don't ruin my life ❤
Shower bout to be turn't up
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Haha , ill come and sit at your back porch so if he comes ill just attack and scare him away
- you're really cool and u dated Segar for like a week
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you would've died laughing if you looked over to your right .
Whoa it feels so awkward when you talk to people that you haven't talked to in a while
Lmao you said ' I hate nuts .. Except the pink ones _TWITTER-ENTITY_
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ I was thinking about coming out and saying I'm 12 lmao
going to khols
Watching the senior breakfast video and it is just so cute _TWITTER-ENTITY_
I just pulled 11$ out if my tatas ... Whaaaat ?
My brother wanted to know if you were single _TWITTER-ENTITY_
I didn't get fired ?? You're just assuming stuff
“ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ : tickle me and i'll tickle your neck with a knife” Lolololol _TWITTER-ENTITY_ idk why but this made me think of you
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Hahahaha the chocolate fountain
Just looked it up , it is her . Lol so I know someone who used to be SO mean who is now on TV . I hated Gina . She made all the kids cry .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ DUDE SOO GOOD . I'm watching duck dynasty right now . Si kills me , just hearing his voice/ seeing his face kills me
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I was like 10
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ lmao Jennifer one , I will never know what the hell is wrong with you . Two , I'm not learning chinese I hope you went to bed !
My boyfriends obsession with his car is getting a little ridiculous #StillLoveYouTho
fuck with me wrong , take me out my zone & amp ; ill knock the motherfucking snow off your cone
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I could just run dives and I'd be unstop able
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ ahahaahah yay
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ embarrassing !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ my Bad
good , I might get them .
Debating whether to write my evaluative english essay on The Goonies or Skyrim .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ me either maybe the nuggets but not the fry
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ sorry cads I had enough of the turn up team tonight . I love doggie but that about did me in .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ there's like 50 other selfies of you on my phone . Slapdick .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ and I are in the library again ... It's about to get wild
Wonder how pissed my sister would be if I showed up to her prom pictures in my dress and photo bombed all of the pictures ? Happy prom night
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ thank goodness .
Can someone other than Ty's goofy ass text me I seriously cannot take him right now
My dad's obsessed with vine
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ and aggressive , I think they'll like that
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ love you too girl !
This isn't college boys
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ that was so funny
I've been really crazy today , I don't know how hayley hasn't locked me out on the porch yet .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ she is crazy . I mean , I'm not that desperate !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I wish I had all those pictures from the google hangout thing or whatever it's called . I went crazy on that
I just got rated a 6 & amp ; called that one ugly white girl✋
it's nice having apt mates . I could hear _TWITTER-ENTITY_ opening his apt door from my apt . Haha .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I just did a couple tweets ago but that's me
This baby mask tho & gt ; & gt ; & gt ; & gt ;
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ that's always the first thing she does when I get in trouble . I'm like there are worse things you could do ha
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I love how you're so into it Jc !
So that splinter in my foot from Halloween night is just coming out now
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ yet still have no clue about anything about football
OVER THROWN AGAIN THAT QB
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I don't know why I have this still I literally just saw it and was like duh fuck ?
That mean unibrow
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ i dont know if this is just funny or if im laughing because im in the same boat
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I would like some
uh oh Hals is about to be in a shithole sorry jimbo
I don't know how I spend that much time though considering the videos are 6 seconds long
being nice to you is so hard
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ he wasn't even bad hahahaha .. but that made me laugh
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ that's crazy what all happen tho
Gracie asked Colby to play a game and he said he would in a minute . So she counted to 4 because hat's how long a minute is " #4yearold "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ love you
I feel bad for everyone I snap chat seeing me look a mess
Fuck you Miley Cyrus for being perfect
My dad is just too much
Whoever's blowing up will's ask is cracking me the fuck up .
Gatorade always has athletes in their commercials , They should film their real consumer . A sick person on the couch hydrating from the flu
All the OKC fans on hush mode
Sucks to suck haha
Coach Tucker's class just makes my day !
So this one sweetest day we convinced _TWITTER-ENTITY_ it was called Swedish day cause we were Swedish ..... We're not Swedish
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ lmao I hate you
Yup you were congrats to you . I'm truly excited for you for being right . Can you tell ? Cuz it's a huge deal right ?
I was gonna tweet _TWITTER-ENTITY_ something mean and I caught myself because it was the wrong Julia
My brother , _TWITTER-ENTITY_ , cracks me up with his tweets . Like I literally want to retweet everything he says .
Why is Brody creeping on Kate
Thank god my sister is taking me to Taco Bell ! #BestSister
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ the fuck ? Why you bein fuckin rude ? I'm sorry I didn't respond to your text right away .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ mid Ohio valley I think . I never knew and still kinda don't its a guess
The conversations we have in studyhall when mr p is our sub
#TBT when my dad's album went platinum
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ HAHAHAHA and used me as a footrest
I am not a whore . #butiliketodoit
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ bitches be like #najellying
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ me next time boo
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ well ... that too eventually ! Can't live here all of my days !!
Nannying today ... \If this takes any longer , I'm gonna say a bad word " ... "
My moms boiling eggs & amp ; one cracked , & amp ; my 7 yr . old brother goes , \oh no what if it has a baby . " HAHAHAHAHAHAHA I'm done . "
Where's my cuddle buddy doe ?
When Kam Gibber Gabbers Lol ...
Did Webb just give me his real address ?
Kevin durant should be somewhere in the top 10 lmao wth is this
Can't wait to hear why the ole man has to say about my FBI situation
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahaha heck yeah remember that but she was right tho
My dog sounds like a pig he's soooo fat .
Lol at _TWITTER-ENTITY_ and his brother fighting ! #sofunny
Anna is cracking my up legitly but truth is the truth
and what do you have
#GrownUps2 is funny af
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ CLEARLY .. Hahah it's sickening .. It drives me crazy .. Like no ✋
Hahahaha this game is done
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ Shelby come back out
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Face when she gets on the bus
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Yeah . Why not haha ! I'll probably mow the grass like that one time ! Remember ?!
Why are you still stuck in highschool #pathetic
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ ahhh sucks to suck
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ yep ! Lol
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ oh that's awkward , that must be why Kenna takes so long to go .
I wanna know what I got on my math midterm
My little brothers snapchats & gt ; & gt ; & gt ; & gt ; & gt ;
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ told me you would not be happy about me tweeting that
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I want gravy and biscuits ✋
Jordan has me buggin right now
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I knew you wouldn't be sleeping tonight
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I saw her driving once she drives a bright colored bug .. Which is so weird considering she only wears back
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ lmao then she texted him the next day
“ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ : honestly my cause of death will be overdosing on mashed potatoes or something like that”
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ we are still geeking .
I basically am Meg's mom right now
My sister needs to come pick me up
Michael Keaton batman is so damn dorky
Whenever Tyler's over the kitten is so mean and nasty but when he leaves shes so cuddly and nice
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ it was our favorite pic ever that night ps your tweets have been cracking me up this morning
Melo you suck
Bro you're so gay stop
I love how my sister took a picture of the Christmas lights I hung up and put it on Facebook after she called them dumb . Ha . You're 2-faced
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ she's getting married ..
\Buzz .... you're girlfriend .... WOOF ! " #homealone _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hehe remember to the time you walked home from Belmont
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I gottcha I will .
Girl , you need TO GO . ✋
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ as long as you kiss it afterwards bitch !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ Thanks !!!
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ sounds like someone we know
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ no one . I'm saying I wish a bitch would subtweet me .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ sorry I can't be there .. Don't worry . We'll be married soon !
Am I the only one who's going to tune in to the 60 minutes tonight ? Bc guess who's being interviewed . Billy Ray Cryus
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ Erica I got u a nice black fridge it's got a thick handle to so u won't break it
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I hate that worse than anything ..
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ just here to help
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I'm not either
Wyatt's keeping track of how much money I owe I him
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I'm not doing mine
Hanzi get with the program your husband is having an affair white pple are so raw
Just laughed so hard I cried .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ always got after me for laughing don't worry I still get yelled at here in highschool for laughing
HAHAHAHA that is so fucking gay omg
Let's all take a moment to remember the time a kid asked me out on snapchat 3 times and I said no . Uh ya .
Hahahahaha see that in lunch !! _TWITTER-ENTITY_
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ im laughing at the 24 point lead your team gave up
I can't even .
Tonight was fun
The other guys makes me laugh so hard
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ crystals face is creepin me out
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ he is pretty cute .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ please tell me this is a joke
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ that one makes me laugh everytime
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Brooke your spelling is awful tonight
Everyone's too fucked up
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I mean it is Christmas Day
The things _TWITTER-ENTITY_ retweets & gt ; & gt ; & gt ; & gt ;
Literally applied to Ferrum yesterday and heard back today
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ those were the days man .. We were such girls haha . And bigger fucks in the theatre
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ ill just smirk
Did I just see _TWITTER-ENTITY_ on the fan cam at Taylor Swift ?
“ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ : WHERE IS MY HAT ?!?!?!?!?! ” On your head from the looks of it lmao
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Sammi you're as white as they get
I can't believe Aidan said that on twitter
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ oh god . I'm sorry hahah just Brad being Brad
I remember when _TWITTER-ENTITY_ came over when I was a sophomore and I had that vitamin water . I was such a rookie back then .
Please watch my Instagram video . : _TWITTER-ENTITY_
bailey's mom called us sluts today .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ omfg will do chlo ily
There Will Be Leftovers Tomorrow
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ but you're my best friend
When watching game film all you hear is the wind but then out of no where you hear someone ( I think will ) scream CLITTERBOSS _TWITTER-ENTITY_
Congratulations to my wonderful little sister on her first day of driving I hope you have better luck than I did _TWITTER-ENTITY_
\Somebody best be getting an ice tub ready , so you can chill out " _TWITTER-ENTITY_ "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahaha if only you were at that game though #woncauseoffreethrows
If there was an award for the most swag at #SwosuBandCamp it would go to _TWITTER-ENTITY_
Our waitress literally came out like 7 times with trays full of food for our family
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Hahaha it was a good one !
Forget a boyfriend . What I need is a body pillow .
Chloe dumbass called someone to take her to get some sprite . #dafuck
man when Tyler ate that fish it was so funny I couldn't handle life
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I dislike you ... Be happy for me !!!
Haven't heard Justin Bieber in forever .
The things Jason Wittmayer says are just hilarious .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ brb , dying
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ now that's what I like to hear I can't wait and we can get matching belly rings !! ☺️ we got this !!
Someone just asked me how I walk on my legs because they're so cute and little .... Idk if I should be offended or ????
My mom thought I was hanging out with asshole again .. Who does she think I am . & amp ; Why does everyone have like the same name ...
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ haha ohh so that's why you were the one copying me ?
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ well that sucks for you have fun
So uh yeah this FaceTime rn ...
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ who ?!
Of course heather , one of the skinniest girls alive , would retweet that
Murphy holdin it down in New Milfordand I thought New Milford wasn't going anywhere . I guess I was wrong
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ Ethan Craft from the lizzie mcguire movie \Is it time for spaghetti yet ? " Kates like " Its like 9AM ? " "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I think I know who this is about
Just kidding , I'm probably just not invited .
My Monday night has turned into homework , chocolate ice cream , and watching NFL
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Plus Katie won't let you have those pets
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ lol for sure girl
Quote of the weekend : ' well .. I can't unseen this .. So ill probably just weep when it's over . ' _TWITTER-ENTITY_
Kind of pathetic that you don't go in the same room as a female because your scared of your girlfriend finding out
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Me smoke ? Nahh
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ omg is that Eric Church ?! Jk .
This bus driver right now
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I was dying
\God forbid she's on her period and hits the destroy-the-world button " haha _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ "
If she's sleeping she's going to wake up and be so pissed I'm blowing her phone up
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you're worse than I am !
Dying at that vine
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ haha I could not remember who said that but I knew it was someone
The waiter at cottage cafe thought me and _TWITTER-ENTITY_ were 21 , he asked us if we wanted any beer
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I know if you walk in my job and don't speak ima curse you out bad ..
i met some connetquot teachers and transvestites tonight . it was fantastic
NO YOU WILL NOT DANCE LIKE RIHANNA
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ does not play when it comes to his women
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ please hurry I'm stuck in my NYE dress hahaha I can't reach the zipper
austin's mom > & gt ; & gt ;
Right over Garcias head
\I deserve someone to fuck me into the mattress " _TWITTER-ENTITY_ stop "
As much times that I have watched 21 Jump Street , I laugh as if it's the first time I'm watching it !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ that made my day
My friends text me to ask what my mom cooked today lol
Sometimes I be gettin pumped when I'm in bed
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Hahaha right
I'm subtweeting someone who doesn't even have a twitter
All you care about is yourself
Maranda and I keep falling asleep at the same time
The CMAs tonight are cracking me up !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ that's terrible !
My mom just told me to \study my tits off " ... lol "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ she'll have a lot of fun
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ I can't even handle it !
\Do you know what happens to a handsome guy like me in prison ?!?! IT RHYMES WITH GRAPE ! " "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ , your retweets
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ so ? So you just stopped liking me because we don't talk ?
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ Croix you are on a roll with these pictures
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahahahahhah y'all I just LOL'd #yourboobisfine
My dad just walks in the door after being gone all weekend and Roxy keeps barking at him . that's right girl , protect mamma from strangers !
Writing a paper about Jacob for english could school get any easier ?
The text I just got from _TWITTER-ENTITY_
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ to where you live ? I mean I would but you live in la grange
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ when you have to make that ocean floor diagram out of food and play doh
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Haha ! No one smells as bad as your dog
I don't even know you
why me and Baylee tweetin and driving
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ except for the fact that Mrs. Ray will never go to Hardee's again
HAHAHAHAHAHHA shadow keeps trying to go under the fence but he can't anymore or he'll get shocked lmfaaoo ! #hilarious
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ remember that red light we ran yesterday though
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ she's always at your house !!
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ been there done that
I really wish someone could've seen all of the snaps _TWITTER-ENTITY_ sent me this morning
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ no idea there's a curse on us or something
My moms convinced that pats do better when she's not watching , so she gets up to get a drink & amp ; then we get a touchdown
Lol At The Girls Mom Who Thinks Shes The Coach . I Refuse To Run
Can't believe I just made a \selfie video " on Instagram . I'm ashamed . Goodnight lol "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ YOU DID NOT GET AN I PHONE
He goes that's a stupid name , first of all ☝
Cause I always call you babe
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ wanna trade phones , mine is straight , I don't like it ...
\I have good vagina muscles " "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Janney using a big word
Being single is the best thing that has ever happened to me .
Target at Metro is full of gym mommas or mommas who just like to wear gym clothes out . #iworkout
Nap grab on Gomes .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ so Im not the only one
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ can't handle my fluent Spanish
Love when I turn around in the car and see Brody dancing to the music
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ what time is your game or whatever ?
Somebody needs to get a life if they're calling the cops on me cause my car was in the driveway & amp ; they were complaining
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ don't forget the piercing you better come up again with Kate !
me & amp ; joey are having a full blown convo about doritos
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ mr. work until 9 doesn't think I'm very funny
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I know
Kyle's not even awake yet ...? Haha that's what the poor kid gets for staying up all night and he wanted to wake me up 5
Swimming at Hannah's was so fun
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahahah ! dying
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ ik that for sure
Your still talking to me just not directly
Another one bites the dust
Just realized my computer was blaring Miley Cyrus while I was listening to my phone and couldn't hear it
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ . #ComicViewJokes
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ fucking up
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I'll help you with the math that I don't understand
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ yeah I bet
Those relationships where all the pointless drama isn't there . They just laugh and have a good time . Yeah I want that
I'm pretty sure my sister is one of the flyers at the Kville class that needs to go to Sarah's stretching
Dear word , I posses the skillet _TWITTER-ENTITY_
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ oh that's funny
Lmao you got your ass kicked !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ killing them ! #1 pick
At the end of the day les miles always finds a way too get me ...
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ didn't know if you were about it I'm going off with Dallas .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahah \sorry i made you pee " "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ lmaooooo are we pitching a tent ?
The Taco Bell manager from Floyd is texting me
My sister and he stale shows ...
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ HAHAHAHA I was being sarcastic but that's really funny
They're drinking robotussin .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ how do you find him attractive ?
My dad meet up with his old co-worker and man is he funny . He's trying to speak Spanish and I'm dying .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ I'll _TWITTER-ENTITY_ someone for each of us
Sarcasm is my second favorite word that ends in asm . #dying
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ I can't even deal
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ just died
We missed an exit so getting back to State College is now a 50-minute drive Not including Cara's grandma driving .
Confused on how I even came up in this
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ and I go crazy in Spanish when we get a problem right though
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahah yess ! I love how we are in love with the smell of a candle !
I saw some ducks practicing their teenage girl faces when I drove by the pond today
I love bubbly cheerleaders , I feel like Kaylea and I together are just like some of the girls we watched today
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ watch you guys lose
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ ha the one guy that's all alone in the front yeah that would be me
This movie & gt ; & gt ; & gt ;
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ That's true bc being hilarious is way better than being hot and glittery
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ whatever Egyptian spices got thrown in the food had me fucked up
is it bad i just passed my mom driving ?
Why is family guy the funniest tv show
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I seen the flag that's why I ask lol
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ don't be lying
My kitten just jumped face first at the wall ! #dying
I love that picture
Saturday Night Live is the best show of all time
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ thank you but why a pic of judgmental Sarah ?
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ what lot am I in ? I forgot
Remembering back to the time when _TWITTER-ENTITY_ and I cheated off of _TWITTER-ENTITY_ in Spanish class ! I needed a good laugh !
A guy in a hollister cutoff just checked me out and then winked at me
OH YEAH . i work at michaels yoga pants it is #longhairdontcare
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hey raaaannnndddy , will you go down on me
Just finally watched Pitch Perfect !! _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ #iunderstand
I'm not suppose to but ..... #karma
Im glad im the first person sarah calls when she needs someone to take a shift
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ with his car ?
HAHAHAHAHAHSHHAAH . #dying
The Ravens need to work on NOT taking out their own teammates !!
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Morgan Omg so many people are gonna think you are serious
oomf is pathetic .
Your leaving me because I won't get rid of a drug rug ? Haha see if Im truly going to want you back after that . Pssshh nope !
The highlight of my night was my step-niece yelling \ SHE THINKS MY TRACTORS SEXY ! " as it's playing on the radio . "
Realizing I just found something that I told someone I threw away . #whoops
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ if you sing do my dance
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ did you like my tweet about the girl behind me
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ meeky knew what we were talking about
Just got my playstation taken away for watching assault on Wall Street ¿
Only we would use the hand dryers in the rest stop bathroom to warm our legs up .. _TWITTER-ENTITY_
Everytime I watch saving private Ryan , I just think about Woody from toy story whenever Tom Hanks talks
I will throw his butt off the boat and leave him in the middle of the lake and not feel a bit sorry
#In6thGrade I took my first shot with _TWITTER-ENTITY_
Paybacks a bitch !!! hide your kids hide ya wives pussssiessss
\Hot cockles was an 18th century European Christmas game where you had to guess who hit you when you were blindfolded " oh . #lolwut "
No jelly arm , no jelly arm .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ we weren't frands then ! He's my bestie now lolol
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ funny you copied my hw on a daily basis
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ look at Harley in the background !
Watching _TWITTER-ENTITY_ deal with little girls crying because schools over
Conversations with _TWITTER-ENTITY_ literally make my day
That FaceTime & gt ; & gt ; & gt ;
I went to tweet freaks and auto correct put reshman " damn "
This is going really far everyone
Bc I legit remember it like it was yesterday
lol whoops Garrett , I totally thought it was about you
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ also team #CantGetAhead
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Will do sweetie !
s/o to that kid last night that made me pizza & amp ; cleaned up the dream herb that I spit all over the place #mynig
Just shot like a 7 on hole 1 . #waddup #golfswag
Yea I listen to we can't stop and wrecking ball judge me bitches see if I give a fuck
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I remember playing with toy horses and zoo animals ! Especially elephants
Why couldn't the pirate play cards ? He was sitting on the DECK . get it ? DECK ? like a pirate ship ?
Seriously the most fun I've had in a long while !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ Lmao ! Funniest thing ever !!
#Oomf right now & gt ; & gt ; yeah no ... Stfu .
I'm seriously dying , I can't contain myself right now
Bad grandpa was on point
Baby all I want for Christmas is ..... to pass the HESI #nursingschoolprobs _TWITTER-ENTITY_
Our conversations tho _TWITTER-ENTITY_
Went to bed at three . Slept past both of my alarms . Got up at 7 and was ready in 45 min✊ that's a record
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ omg yes . Except the time he gave us food poisoning
thanks _TWITTER-ENTITY_ for showing all of AOΠ you're ass for a good 40 seconds
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I have a couple girls coming up I think so were coming with you ! Yeah you need a recovery day
I have a total of $50 of Starbuck's gift cards in my wallet now .
lol at how connor and I both wore our red soccer jerseys , khakis , and a black watch high fashion twinning
Alyssa Ziller calling out steelers fans on snap chat #priceless
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hate you ✋
In Psych the teacher was like \I sweat like a hooker in Church " _TWITTER-ENTITY_ we cracked up . He was a hella funny teacher "
You got caught sucking a guys dick in high school
Wow you guys should date
Bet 2 parents texted my dad saying they saw me walking through gaslight with a case of beer . smh shits leavin me dead tbh
\Well I guess we will have to go to your friends house to see the puppy . " " I thought you didn't like it . " " Ya well it misses me " _TWITTER-ENTITY_ "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ They're gonna need it .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ what the hell are you doing in your avi ?
Emily screaming bloody murder when she caught a fish & gt ; #
You're head ratchet for your last tweet ... _TWITTER-ENTITY_
How come it's such a hassle just to Skype _TWITTER-ENTITY_ ?!
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ im legit laughing
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ haha that was great
people on those ads for a product on tv kill me . they make things look so hard .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ all those houses are families only
The video I just sent to this group message
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ dude when I got blindsided at Seneca ... I was litterally in the air
I GET MY SABRE AND GLOVES IN ONE FREAKING DAY OMGG DYING ONE DAY MORE OMFG
I think it's funny when people get offended by my tweets , thinking they're about them when they totally arent . Lol #YoureInsecure
this right now is the highlight of my day cant wait for all of us to hang out and dance tomorrow
Mrs. Edwards is crazy
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ this is definitely a first world problem not a third hahahaha
Marengo is gonna be all over for awhile because some creep acted like a murderer on national television ... This is where I come from
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ no problem cookie bear❤️
It's time to take my drunk ass home . #lastnight
Logan has been throwing a rubber duck around the living room for half an hour so that's how my night is going so far .
Lexi flips mrs. Bishop off daily
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I literally watch it like 7 times a day
Tried to be cool and chug my water but instead ended up puking everywhere .
Lmao I ain't going to sleep .. What do I look like
I saw a guy getting road head yesterday going to Taco Bell . He flicked me off .
Snapchat makes my day
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ miss you !!
This girl just legit just face planted down the stairs At the bar ....
You all are embarrassing yourselves being this sore of losers just stop
you're not cool so stop ✋
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ we good , we good
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahaha you do that to me every day . I'm used to it .
Sending a snap to the wrong person < & lt ; & lt ; #sorry #hopeyoulikeit
I've been single for so long idk what a relationship is
It's so funny to watch Maggie play ping pong . She yells the whole time . #dedication
I SAW THE ASS _TWITTER-ENTITY_
Conquered Italian Wedding like a champ . Little me over here fine and dandy while everyone else is on their death bed #ItalianWedding2013
Can it be last Thursday again ? #NCYC was so much fun . I can't even explain how great it was✌️☺️
The Longest Yard is on
I don't even bother saying it anymore
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ their loss
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I meant to
Seriously dying right now cause he bought it
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ so funny
Just because a girl talks to your boy , doesn't mean she's fucking him . CALM DOWN , YA CRAZIES . I thought I was bad . Damn .
\Well she pooped because the bathroom stunk , I had to pee and it smelt and that's not very peaceful " Alice stopp "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you're a dork
\You look like a classy bad bitch from Compton " -various people today Okay thank you I think "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ how did that get on twitter
The twins are leaving very soon I'm so happy for them
Between Two Ferns with Zach Galifianakis
#tmlt so I found her on Facebook to let her know creepy or not , my good deed for the day is done
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ loves _TWITTER-ENTITY_
I don't know if Shannon said that to be bitchy or what but I'm taking it as a compliment
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ did you like that drive by fuck you Sara ?
A date ? What's that ...
Yeahh that's right ! Leave the parking lot
There's a book swap store in the cfa plaza idk if you've been there or not but I thought id tell you _TWITTER-ENTITY_
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ snapchats > & gt ; & gt ; & gt ; Tonight's theme : exploring the great outdoors #adventuretime
Watching Ted with my client
I love the episode of friends when Ross delivers his own couch and can't fit it up the stairs
Did I really just get that phone call
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ is like toejoes as _TWITTER-ENTITY_ said .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ oh my goshhhh . . Both of y'all are cute .
\Blind people should just get service midgets instead . " "
Looks like I'll be taking one for the team again .... _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_
I love when people say , salty . Hahaha
Sex gets rid of headaches
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ lol I haven't even studied for my final yet so that's how my life is going right now
seeing thy picture .. Seriously just crushed me dreams .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I wish we had though of we can't stop for our first video . Our minds were too innocent
\Will you do me a favor ? I'll pay you " my life . "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ ohhhh okayyyy sketchy boyyy I'll just go buy a pair then we can both wear them at sw in philly
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Ill give to you anytime ✌
Hahaha . Shit . I don't even go to Leslie and I didn't know I'm controlled .
I have way too many friends in Roseville and like NONE here
I know people are entitled to their opinions but I don't understand how some people are so dumb
Im dying i send the funniest videos to emma
Cedar Point Be taxes on they food !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ oh HEYYY WAIT A MINUTE
I do _TWITTER-ENTITY_ a favor and he offers me a protein shake in return #dying #LoveHim ❤
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ not such a nice bathroom now is it
The only time people get questions about me and I get hate on ask is when you're online . Hey don't make is obvious or anything
We literally have the greatest group message . _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahah when you pulled out of the driveway and took off my dad came out and said \who was that , that just went that fast ?!? " "
Showing my dad vines this morning was funny ! Showing my dad vines tonight is hilarious only cause he's drunk
I think it's funny how tommy told me that his ex is crazy and obsessive and that he hates her but there he is in jail with her .
Omg my day just go exponentially better .. something I've been wanting for a long time , a possibility again !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ a bug can only buggy
Its astonishes me the amount of bitches that hit my boyy _TWITTER-ENTITY_ up #ThirstyHoes
Mia actually hates me rn
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ who is that
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ oh god
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ tell it , girl .
Watching _TWITTER-ENTITY_ and I's preschool graduation
I'm over this emoji thing now
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ You're right I was that tweet was actually about _TWITTER-ENTITY_
It wasnt funny at the time when he put me on blast through twitter .. But now idiot ...
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ not really .
Bitches be like \MY HUURRRR " "
Every single snap chat she screen shotted was mad ugly too
Say _TWITTER-ENTITY_ at church today .
Just had the biggest blonde moment in the world
Hahaha my last text message I read & gt ; & gt ; & gt ; & gt ;
GUESS WHAT TODAY IS !!!??? . . . . . . . You guess yet ?? . . . . . . . . . . . HUMPPP DAYYY⚠⚠
Whenever people think about Grey's Anatomy they think about bone structure & amp ; all that anatomy stuff . But really it's all about sex
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahah I didn't even think about that
This love may be the death of me but at least I'll die happily
#ToMyFutureKid Your name will be Pablo
I get to go drink coffee while I watch her eat food at Waffle House now .
Hey _TWITTER-ENTITY_ my mom told me today I got a ticket for driving in the EZPass lane . #butImAPrincess
Lol it's the first day and I already get in trouble with Jenkins
I'm seriously such a terrible person ... My bad
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ oh my gosh this is one of the 13$ tattoos I saw at all star
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahah me too she scares me
Some of the shit that happens in Krise 407 is just unreal
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahaha stfu
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ I wish I knew
\Just unbutton your pants . " _TWITTER-ENTITY_ " im wearing yoga pants . " _TWITTER-ENTITY_ "
I asked cooper how many girlfriends he has now and he goes \probably like 11 or 12 ! " Hahahahaha "
I'm the funniest person I know .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ the awkward stage at Timberview
How do they find me attractive at all ? Have you not seen me ..?
Lmao I just did the State Farm commercial and reversed into a park car when I was trying to go forward Wow
All I want for Christmas is to be able to breath in my formal dress tomorrow
Christmas music in Cosmo
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you were crying baby powder
There's a few bad asses up in here this morning _TWITTER-ENTITY_
The people I babysit for are offering me beer , feeling guilty !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ no I'm not
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ I'm guilty of this too
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ omfg yes I remember
Today Sunday .. Can't wait for #iHoeStoryTime
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ let's fight ..
I love maddie and maddie ❤
I just remembered that _TWITTER-ENTITY_ has my white sweater from forever 21 that was like super soft and cute .. I miss it
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ sorry girl ! Love you ! Have fun !
After tonight I probably won't even remember what happened in 2013
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ is a hardcore cricket player .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I'm from the spaghetto homieee
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ haha someone tweeted it that's how I have it
Watching blues clues with lias cause Bella's in the shower .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I just give everyone that awkward smile that I give you all the time and they'd die laughing
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ wow .. I got all happy cause I actually thought this was a picture of you
\I'm sorry , girls . But if your age is on the clock , you're too young for the cock " "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ that is SO us
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ oh snap
Cause Ohio State better kill Notre dame tonight
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you couldn't of said it any better
Tree woman !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ fruit punch
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ haha ohh that's why no one was doing It
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ haha I wasn't trying to lose my job , I was being a bitch though . don't call me dumb over a box
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ nah . I wouldn't say hate . Just doesn't like when we talk about \drugs " "
I like how my shades are your avi and I left them yesterday _TWITTER-ENTITY_
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ if you say so
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ LOVE IT ! Last night was the most .
Still laughing at how I saw a kid smash his face in a stop sign while he was walking last night .
\Those double d's don't play around " "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I went over to your side for a couple minutes but I was scared so I left
Ready for baseball games with _TWITTER-ENTITY_
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ haha block him
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ it's to stop the drool ....
That fight was gay as hell dude looks like a Jew after the halocaust no lie ugly ass bastard
Really slammed that kid yesterday so hard #SorryNotSorry
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ if they're hot
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ well actually it would be Lucy Bieber but I let it slide this one time
I think Matthew & amp ; I are feelin the same right now .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ needs Jesus #hawannt
Mike sends those sexy snap chats ...
There's nothing better than seeing _TWITTER-ENTITY_ face when his little brother beats him in ping pong #hysterical
My right arm is significantly bigger than my left
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ love you
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ buy something for me then
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ and I are turning into old ladies .. She's coming over to play cards
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ thank you very much . But i think we both could agree im not really that funny
Jay z got every female calling themselves a outlaw chick
J2's snapchat I'm dying . I don't know why _TWITTER-ENTITY_
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ * me anywhere when I see food
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ OMG I literally just LOL'd . that was probably the greatest thing I'll hear all week ...
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ it was her 5th time to Starbucks today
White girl wasted . \my life is in shambles " hahahaha "
Alycia is killlllng me I cannot handle her
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you're cute in your uniform
Oh my I can't believe what I saw over the weekend .
Round 2 tonight ? _TWITTER-ENTITY_
my day has officially been made
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ lol you have no idea what you're talking about because literally all my tweets are a joke calm down
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ woooo hoooo . You & amp ; Allyson got twitters . Konner is the only gay one now .
Lol _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ s name in my phone ❤
\Shes disgusting she has fucking cellulite on her knuckles " my moms got jokes "
Thanks to _TWITTER-ENTITY_ for always makin my day 10x better !
I got really bored and went on MySpace ... oh my god #toofunny
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ It's You're **** guys get it right
Write a book
It's almost harder than being in the water . ( ; _TWITTER-ENTITY_
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I know ! I'm just not in to tall guys I guess
This girl don't even like running .
Gained three pounds just by staying at my moms for two days .
I remember sophomore year on November 11 , 2011 at 11:11 am we made our Spanish teacher stop teaching so we could make a \super wish " "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I had a moment today where I giggled a little thinking of u almost falling out from the chair
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ what if you pee in the car ?!?!?
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ me and my brother used to watch this movie aaaall the time and no matter how many times I watch it , I still laugh
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ looollllll wanna drive me there ?
Now I know why I don't do snapchat
I'm such a whore guys , I must have slept around to get an education .
I just told Harrison about how me and you are besty friends and his reply was \stay away from that kid , he smokes to much weed " hahahaha "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ that one boy j money .. that should be enough shame in your game & lt ; -- ctfu emoji
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ I'm seriously laughing so hard right now . Didnt know it was you guys hahaha .
I can have the best snap chat convos with _TWITTER-ENTITY_ than the next day I swear he thinks Im someone new .
\We don't know , we jumped in a Saturn they brought us home " - _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Haha I was so cool freshman year #youreobvijealous
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ one girl tried taking a selfie with him & amp ; he pushed her off of him
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ haha oh my gosh I can't . haha I'll have to look when I'm in Allendale today .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahahaha that's a surprise no one else has said that #weirdass #shitHell that will be trending by tonight
I'm pathetic wah
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ re read the tweet nigga , who we ants to Get Meee , I'm too lazy to get outta bed #slob
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ what happened today ? The name thing ?
I'm so ready for _TWITTER-ENTITY_ tonight !
Traded my car in for a BMW .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ well it's clearly George's fault for being so damn hot ....
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahahah you gotta hear me say it . It's like my cocky , sarcasm okay . I can call dumb people hoes without realizing it
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Your singing after school .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ me too !!!
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you were feeling a bit fiesty
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I'm going to do it . I don't care if you have a problem with it haha you arguing with me about this pointless matter is dumb
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ when do they not ??!! I am dying
I'm glad Dylan feels the need to tell the whole wrestling team about my personal life ... #SistersBoyfriendProbs
guys it was a joke I don't text anyone back fast , calm down
I just sneezed so hard I pissed my pants who the efff does that .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ That's fuckin right !
Find my dads old sweater for a costume being a homeless person , give it back and he's worn it everyday since
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ My reclines are all for you because I literally cried laughing and I know you'll laugh just as hard seriously
My dad comes home talking about how original _TWITTER-ENTITY_ was with asking _TWITTER-ENTITY_ to prom . He loved it .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Too embarrassing to post .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I was about to tweet that ohmygod
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ lmao who caught you ?
Ian just told me he stepped on a toothpick in the dark
\QUICK ! CHECK IF SHE HAS ANY NEW TATTOOS ! " Lol , dad . "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Hahahaha ! I think it's so funny and I love it too ! #agnuslike
Lol there's a spider trying to crawl out of my trash can and every time he gets close to the top I kick it and he falls hehehe
Some old lady just called me looking for a Mike Hunt .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ gets it !! #thankyou
I got 99 problems and I just got rid of them all fuckin lames
If you just got my grind on me video that means our friendship is real
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you getting some of this to
He's the one who sent it to me _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_
you live in O'Fallon . you were born and raised im O'Fallon . a suburb . you are NOT redneck
I just told my kitten to sit
Haha . If he's your boyfriend then why he fucking them girls though ... Lololol . Stupid hoes .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ course Bradley , course I'll snap you pictures during it so you can save them to your phone
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ i'll do it
I've been blocked
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I wasn't talking about you I haven't even seen your tweets
someone clearly interested in preston & amp ; I
Wonder if _TWITTER-ENTITY_ and _TWITTER-ENTITY_ are gonna have these lyrics learned by Saturday
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hate you
Jealous ? No . I think its pretty ironic that your new bestfriend is just like me
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ that's between you and me don't worry I gotchu
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hey Margret . Bahahahahahaha
Poor Shaun Hill . Dude got put in just to take 2 kneels
Bet you guys didn't know I have a 6th grade stalker
Olivia has pussy homework ..
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ this just made my life .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you're one to talk
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Yes I think so
I'm tryin to do all this homework and he going hard like he trying to get a record deal .
Guests at the restaurant think I'm so funny
#Oomf is salty As fuck right nowAnd I'm loving every second of it #RollTide
I find it funny how you're trying so hard to steal my best friend #nothappening
Hahahahhahaha The catcher and first baseman of the Sox just ran right into each other to catch a foul ball ! #learntocallit
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ we try
It's pretty damn funny when you have to do research to make yourself feel better #pathetic
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ True !
I could so see me and _TWITTER-ENTITY_ rooming together in college because of our eating and cleaning habits
kid at the mall wouldn't stop crying and the mom got so frustrated she walked away and never came back
I fucking love Avalon's family .
forget it . that never even happened
Playing catch phrase and _TWITTER-ENTITY_ screams inter course in a town to describe sex in the city to my father #DYING
Me and Brian are the only ones on the bus ... and the bus driver is jamming to Fergie ..
Bear cub has a new friend _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_
Alright I should probably go to bed
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ okay good
the snapchat I just sent
Mom just looked at me and said \I guess I need my swimmies . " "
\it's getting hot in here too Nelly " -mom "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ eathier your goin to shoot or you just need another vaca
Bitches love FRANKY . . . . . . . . . . BUT IM UGLY
#StayStrongJustin oh I can't even . #pathetic
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ haha are you sure ? ✌
That halftime show though
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahahahah , the best day of them all .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ your my favorite niggy ❤❤
Anytime I talk to someone new we always have to have the conversation about how my first and last name are both stores .
I got told at work that the only way I could leave was if I twerked
That snap chat i just sent of Lawrence
Getting down to music in my car by myself
#TalkLikeYourBestfriend Suck a fat one ! _TWITTER-ENTITY_
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ probs won't even change for the movies , no shame
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ show up at 2 and say that's what you heard !
I best feeling is laying in the tanning bed and had fallen asleep and just waking up 30 minutes after you were done
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ \she just gets me , were soulmates " hahahahaha . "
the exchange of provocative/hilarious ecards between me and tiff throughout the night make my mornings .
It was designed by man and your dad bought it . #gascan #ohgrandma
me & amp ; Brittany are prepared to fight who ever comes our way _TWITTER-ENTITY_
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ omg same we should probably get on that lazy betches
Hahahahah oh my gosh I'm dying
Danny really just hit his head on our freezer door & amp ; dropped to the floor screaming \call an ambulance " "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Someone has to do it . I've already driven to Malvern , taken 2 finals , driven back to Arkadelphia and am sitting . Alone .
I was creeping on Christie
When I glanced at _TWITTER-ENTITY_ background picture I could have sworn it was her dad and some cats
That didn't last long .
I jumped so badly lol
The text _TWITTER-ENTITY_ just sent me Jillian said that was a low blow . I think it was probs the funniest thing I've ever read .
I WISH I WOKE UP WITH A BUTT #CherLloyd
Kaity's step dad \just saw an AT & T commercial and they said ' totes ma goats ' is that what they're saying now a days ? " "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahahaha we were so loud !!! I'm glad angel got that lizard for Christmas hahaha funniest thing ever !!!!
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ she's crazy !
so both my parents just got snapchat ... #whaaatt
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ it's the society we live in so you have to do it , it's been like that a long time she missed the whole point
We're Going In The Truck MASS HERE WE COME .. Beg Is KNOCKED
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I can list two
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ Richard you have to do it
The UGLY snap chats me and #oomf send to each other & gt ; & gt ; & gt ;
i'm such an asshole that it blows my own mind sometimes
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ for the second time
Sheadi , you excited man ?
I swear to gawd I quote the at & t werewolf commercial every time it comes on . #nevergetsold
Ready to see my girl _TWITTER-ENTITY_ ⛪
Watching _TWITTER-ENTITY_ snap chats from last night ' I love my best friends and I don't want them to hate me '
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I crap ton of Mac and cheese and cereal and granola bars ramen and goldfish . Stop by my dorm ill cook you a gourmet meal
Dinners with my family are never boring
Me and dallas still have to do our celebrity bathroom interview
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ ahah love you
My dads comment about this lady on pbs #dying
Patiently waiting for the new season of #LizardLick tonight at 9:30 ! _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ ❤️✋☺️
Dontez's face in my snap
Teaching parents to play pong
i didn't know saying edheads < " was " doing me " "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ that was probably the nicest thing I've ever said to you
#TweetAJoke _TWITTER-ENTITY_ going to NYC yeah you're funny boo
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ YES me and sarah came here for dinner ! saved 78 cents with my players card .. but I'm trying not to gamble .. BE PROUD
Annoys my so much when girls come to the gym to look cute ... Fucking workout
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ I'm gonna laugh if you throw it all up
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I'm crying .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ You watched Froggy Fresh ? This is great .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ what for
Alotta ppl told me when they were watching Rachel's challange they thought of me ..... #amIthatMuchOfAnAssHole
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ okay , okay
Not everyone loves you
My brother is putting candy canes on the Christmas tree and singing hese are a few of my favorite things " "
Slept with my mom last night
the Starbucks line with all these cheerleaders is so stereotypically funny .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ what a night !!
JFK ! We fought all the time . No chance at all .
\good morning pooter your lookin dapper " #housebunny "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I'm in the same predicament
tanner talking to max : please don't cry , cause when you cry I cry #faggotbrothers
Came at his life
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ first world probs
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ lol I will be
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ STOP I CAN'T
Dubs is so excited to go to the Rec dance tonight so he can dance with some ladies
Hi my name is Shelby and I'm going to retweet all of Sydney's oldies now .
I STILL THINK YOU'RE STRAIGHT GORGY . ... everytime .
Why does bird man look so mad ? Is he an angry bird ?
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ haha tell Sam this is what I want for Christmas
Ritas is hittin the spot right now
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahahaha you go gurl
Oh I was like I said I didn't know
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ officially taking full credit for that tweet
I've never had a valentines
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ all that matters is that we go viral , our stupidity must be shown to the world
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ because of me
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you're the one that said the bet is off
I'm about to show Blake twerking , waking up in a new Bugatti , Ocho cinco , and all the latest cool things . He won't know what to think
I wouldn't let you lick the sweat off my sack after the gym you piece of shit
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I'd fuck her Friday
Brady thinks he is hot shit
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I have no idea but it was freaking awesome !!!
#GrandTheftAutoMemories fucking shit up as much as possible on purpose to see how many wanted stars I got before I died or got caught
I can't breathe from laughing at my dad's reaction to that
Tyler can't get over how nicki's face doesn't move
Such a good night with the girls !
I think it's so funny how your bf cheated on you with like 5 girls #SucksToSuck
Lol funny how as soon as I get a boyfriend my friends drop me
Emilio be geeking me out today he been sittin in his room thinking of this shit all day but it's hilarious !
Did I really just fall asleep in the shower ..
Tyce Tallman could be the funniest guy I know
So much for saying I want gunna drink tonight
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ never mind I know what it means now
The only thing you're working on is diabetes you fat fuck -Costa . Lololololololol
Eating McDonald's before homecoming lehh ride
I solemnly swear to not chase waterfalls✋ ....
Paige is mad cause I called her lucifer
I'm so tiny , you can basically touch me and I'll fall back .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahaha nice place to take the picture guys
You're such a slut
About to attempt to mow the yard all by myself , y'all . This could end badly ✂
Tom's funny as fuckkk , like he has me crackingg up
I wish I actually did . I'd FaceTime her from the toilet just to piss her off .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ shhhhhh . It's the thought that counts .
Awkward eye contact _TWITTER-ENTITY_
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ yeah I thought it was 100% appropriate for my sociology class .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you just killed me
I spent a loooonnngggg time lookin ' for that vine
Fun night with _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ ☺
Duck dynasty is not real life
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ i will
Hahahahahaha NO guy wants a girl that damn crazy or clingy . shit I don't think a guy wants a girl crazy or clingy period .
\All I want is an X-ray of my bunion " _TWITTER-ENTITY_ I simply can't right now ! Hahahahaha "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ looks like I have a terrible future
Oops just realized I didn't send that message #ohwell
I always make vines of Jules #nolife
I really shouldn't be having this much fun alone right now hurry up bitches _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahahaha good one Tom !!!
“ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ : haha you're really funny , and pretty . We used to talk , but not anymore ! Snapchat me betch . ” haha thanks jared ! I will !
This is a two player game
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ that's probably what people are thinking though
Why the fuck are we in legs and abs _TWITTER-ENTITY_
hahaha it's the same for guys
my sister is so weird
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ that's an Arab
I ALWAYS think of _TWITTER-ENTITY_ when I hear How To Save A Life . Every time . #FavoriteWhitePeopleSong
What does Miley Cyrus eat for thanksgiving ???? Twerkkkkkyyyyyyy
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ me too
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ OMG . I almost wrecked today . lol twice & amp ; Adam , no , I need my legs . And Shawn lol
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahaha , you're welcome !
Guys that make Facebook statuses make me laugh
I Remember When I Use To Be In Love With The Movie Bubble Boy
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahaha that was seriously so funny . #scaredwalkingintoschool
Lol I think it's so funny when people think people are perfect .... but then you see them in person
It's a good thing I'm not left handed tho
dorm caught on fire bc of burnt popcorn ......
I hope you're having fun tweeting to yourself
I scared that chick
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Ikr , fits you like a glove
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I love you , you betch
Cracking up at this movie like I've never seen it before .
The snap chat video I just sent to my sister , Paisley & amp ; Madison & gt ; & gt ; & gt ;
Lmao my 92 year old great grandma just asked if my mom had some rum instead of a glass of wine .
People get pissed off so easily .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ lol yeah
tino is so mean but then again he's nice and I love it
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ yes she does lol
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ OMG Cornell we thought of you the time time Beyonce was singing And I could only picture you freaking out lol ! #dying
I'm glad your weave finally matches .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I've been skipping for 2 years
And here come the giggles
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ wait .. 9 ..?
I just can't stop laughing
You guys probley fucked
That's cute .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ lol that would be soooo awesome .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ gooood ?
Mr. Alves just walked up to me and shook my hand and said \congratulations Reardon ! You're on time ! " "
I love watching top 20 most shocking
its not breakfast with santa until the baby pulls santas beard off
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ thanks bb .
Hahaha . So many memories behind young , wild & amp ; free . Haha . Freshman year memories .
Dang you thirsty
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ #yourefunny #NOT I'm legit dying and the lady in the back mocking my laugh will die with me
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahahahhahahaha ratchet how lyfe
One word \Bitches " that is all "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Duck Dynasty tomorrow night !!!
Today I bought jeans that aren't blue and don't have holes in them . #growingup
Like how my dad keeps tellin me I'm gonna fail miserably at the 10K tomorrow . Thanks dad , that's just what I need .
The fact that I'm driving you to school _TWITTER-ENTITY_ #hopewedontdie
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ it is going to be so hot
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ gets me every time ! #hilarious
If you're wearing a see through outfit at least shave that shit
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Gosh I swear you have the tiniest legs I have ever seen .
Lol they want me to do the javelin for track !!
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ scaredy cat !
Me having Hannah on snap chat is gonna be bad lmao
I get out of the shower and walk into my bedroom and josh is pretending to shoot things with my hair dryer . #child #lmao
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ blue mountain state it's a football show and totally for teenage guys but it's hilarious
“ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ : Only your true friends flip you off when you pass them on the road haha\ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ "
I love how we all totally disregard Ben I'm the group chats and send the ugliest pictures of eachother
“ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ : This man _TWITTER-ENTITY_ just pulled a Christmas card out of his mail box Stop by much ? ” Mail room not quite on the agenda
\This just became about the truck . Screw the people in it . " "
I rode _TWITTER-ENTITY_ bike all the way back last night
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ could go in for days
Guess I'm a cute nerd now .. ☺️
I feel like I over use emojis so much when I text
Looks like I gotta spend over $5 . I only have a hundo .
You always remember your first crush . Mine was orange .
Chelsea got me a Christmas present .. Not sure if I believe her or not ..
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ it's some crazy shit man ! And it's not over yet
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ haha okay
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Except for when you drink the night before !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ that is so not true
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I KNOW IT IS
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ who gives 8 shits about the education were better than you plain and simple idc
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I was just gonna say that one !!! And say the puppet one .. We're acting like we're texting on here ..
Okay so my mamaw is humming The Monster . #Swag
I'm like 9th wheeling it tough at least I got a drink
& amp ; dancing & amp ; singing
I have never seen such disorganization in my life ...
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ lol I'm so funny you love me
I am the absolute worst at taking pictures
god subtweets are so fun but they're such a dick move
That spider bite though _TWITTER-ENTITY_ #TheMillers
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I ship this so fucking hard I mean that's like my whole twitter
WHAT DID I JUST WATCH
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ SWEET I'll get Nikki to join also
Catching that white stuff in our mouths ❄️ _TWITTER-ENTITY_
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ me too
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ haha I think I know what you meant #badgirl
Never thought I would have this much fun moving in the freshmen
Without going into any detail .. Wiggles can almost walk like a human being now .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ there ain't shit in Kenton , fuck that
The snapchat videos I got from _TWITTER-ENTITY_ .... Lol I think I died .
I love that my mom doesn't question my sanity when I walk in the house with arms full of shopping bags and a new tattoo
I seriously ate everything today !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ bahahah mee too !!
he's an idiot
This kid in my class called someone firecrotch and it reminded me of you in summer school HAHAH _TWITTER-ENTITY_
\Dude the emoji food looks so good right now " #wrestlerprobs "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ IM LAUGHING
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ haha oh god I miss talking to you .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ Why are we better cops than the ones on Hickam ?
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ bahahahaha you already know I do
Just now realizing I didn't do any of my homework yet ... This happens way too often
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ Why was I not included in on this yumminess ? Hahahah . Seriously though , why am I awake right now .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ not our fault she's a homebody who doesn't leave her bed
\That's all I need to do is twit " -jan ( one of my bosses ) bahaha #youmeantweet "
My professor just told me I need to switch my major to English ... Um excuse me ... WHAT ? Hope she was joking
I can't even handle Will Ferrell right now
Mine and #oomf convos right now
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ that video
There's not a non rude way to get ketchup out the bottle
White people eat thanks giving dinner so early
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I'm dead
Lol , I don't even go here .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ I'm down
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ my dad has one as a rental and i tried whipping it and its probably the slowest thing i ever drove
You make others feel bad to make yourself feel better ... The logic
Reilley fixed junior #grammarpolice
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ He got 100 problems now
That awkward moment when you text your sister sayin \what you doin baby " and thinking you sent that to your boyfriend "
Bosh shooting a 3
I bet the governor didn't SEE that one coming . #thewalkingdead
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ I was not talking about him wiseguy !!!!
Loren reminds me of kaelee
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ yes I am
That's just trashy
My dad and I just spent the last hour on amazon buying the most random shit
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ carlin . No . I was JUST ab to tell you to go watch hahahahaha how fuckin hilarious . #
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ wanna get me some cereal , of the fruit loop variety ?
My avi > & gt ; & gt ; _TWITTER-ENTITY_
Always a good time with _TWITTER-ENTITY_ and her fam
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ gosh I knew you would appreciate that one
That leg lamp tho
I MISS MY FRIends from home ALL MY 7 AND ALL THE PENTHOUSE BOIS #ccprobs
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ never thought this day would come
why're you talkin shit you didn't even buy your gas nor do you have a job
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ I will never be able to eat that without thinking of y'all's faces
All the drivers , their wives , AJ McCarron , Chipper Jones , he's interviewing everyone he finds and he's racing today
Sittin in the middle of no where & amp ; Bianca's doing my hair #princesslife
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I'm dyin rn .
Can't belive my mom was at the outlets and a guy came up to her and said will u go on a date with me hot stuff and she's like Im married
The penis on _TWITTER-ENTITY_ window
Jamin ' to some Sublime with the fam we coooooool
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ seriously though , omg
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Too hard
Awkward that looked like a subtweet
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ nigga why are you over here taking pictures of this girls butt
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ but I've had the 2013 for like 3 months and I already have 4 thousand miles on it when it had like 75 miles when I bought it
The fact that my mom yells at one of David's friends to either shower or go home
Y'all didn't even date ... So tell me . Why can't you move on girl .. #sorryboutit
Stalk me much ....
last saturday when I left bmos Adam said \goodbye number one , goodbye number two ... I love you both equally " "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Narnia is on . Mr. Tumnus is raising his hoof to ask about hearing aids call me later I'm in Huntington ❤️
The tweet _TWITTER-ENTITY_ just retweeted ...
My nanny is convinced the people sitting beside us are staring at her because her new haircut makes her look like Kellie Pickler
Well I wanted to look like a grandma and I think I nailed it right on the head .
No mom . I don't have your $5 .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ lmao , seriously though . I ain't bout that life
Holy fuck I missed Teight's rough ass !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Well I feel like an idiot ..
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ when you can't do anything against us , the only thing you have against us is our uniforms looks like they're working
I'm not even tired , I'm just forcing myself to close my eyes instead of doing my homework
just busted my lip with my phone
Haha u make me laugh
Fuck what ya heard
This AVID guest speaker tho #carolynsmom
Except kavonte wearing sunglasses at night
I cheated on that test , so that's a pass .
I hate seeing the 12 year olds here taking selfies . You are in HAWAII . There is no need for duck faces
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ always tells the \good cop bad cop " story to everyone "
Theses family conversations though ....
Hulk is too big to dive hahaha
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you've never been in any of my classes how would you know how I act in class ?
So confused from that text from Corbin
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ omg the fact that the picture was taken in the bathroom
I seriously want/need to stop swearing . Time to be c14ssy
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I love it !!!!
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ YOU TRYING TO FIGHT ME OVER TWITTER
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ girl , I'll be riding my bike
Pretty sure I just embarrassed the shit out of my brother at the middle school #hesashamed
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ not all stoners are slow
Sitting with Madi at her obgyn doctor #AwkwardCovos
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ lmao ur killing me . Ain't nobody got legs like Carrie underwood #okimdonenow lolololol
lmfao at my dad trying to change Hoyt
Oh you play football here ? Let drop everything I am doing and worship your athleticism .
Cambell gonna get fucked up
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ at the movies .. \ that guy has really small nipples ! " Me . " Sam all guys have small nipples .. " Her . " that's true .. " Lol "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ dude I totally should , like an acoustic version
Me & amp ; my friends call eachother cunts like its a compliment or something
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ It's really messy like really bad . but have fun !
Just got a new snapchat ! cboughrum ! Haha no longer trippydude
I knew she was gonna tweet me
“ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ : _TWITTER-ENTITY_ how does your butt allow you to do that ? ” absolutely rolled off my bed laughing
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahahah ill text back when you spell my last name right
My pap is just too much right now ..
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ This is why I love you
Family , alcohol & amp ; oldies always makes for a good time , I believe my mom just twerked #comedy
Sooooo many fucked up people at lagoon . Hahahah need some help walkin buddy ?.
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you napped all day ya lazy head
Why are you so obsessed with what I am saying goooo away
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ so you're looking for nuts ?
on one _TWITTER-ENTITY_
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I went to one , got three
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ holy shit
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ shut up ! No it's not
I wonder if _TWITTER-ENTITY_ remembers when we assembled a desk and nailed it to the floor by accident
Ricky just goes through my stuff aha I love it !
Drunk adults and Pictionary ..
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ omg hahaha
AHAHAHAH YOU WOULD RETWEET THAT
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ HAHAH I was dying for like 10 minutes and Daulton was just like .. you're retarded .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahah I did
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ yeah I'm thinking I'm glad you don't talk to me like a
What a trend this is #smh #RememberWhenBarackObama
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ mine feel like they're burning
One freaking drink and my mom backs the car into a pole this is why we can't hangout just the two of us hahaha
in school suspension in Monday
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I LOVE THIS HAHA
Haha you're in love with me are ya ? How's your girlfriend feel about that ?
Obviously you need the attention that bad
Had such a fun day with _TWITTER-ENTITY_ & amp ; _TWITTER-ENTITY_ never a dull moment when we hangout !
Um excuse me , girl , next time you wanna whiten your teeth with an app , make sure you ONLY get your teeth , NOT YOUR LIPS ! ✋
Keith is playing Florida Georgia Line
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ seriously Nikki ? lol you call don and tell him you quit not before a shift tho people need you there . real mature
can someone pls FaceTime me so I can sing to them
Manziel is doing horrible
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ can't take you anywhere #embarrassing
I smell like peaches
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ tweet of the day
mark makes me laugh so much I love him so much
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ gets go ?
\I want joe in bed to check his mail ... " Uhhh what . "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ haha your killing me
Your mom is so funny _TWITTER-ENTITY_ #dying
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ isn't that sad I'm deprived
I said the word agina " today and this kid totally freaked out on me "
Hahhaha I just blocked Michael
Summer said she looked ratchet and her mom corrected her and said * wretched
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ OMG LET'S NOT TALK ABOUT MY FRESHMEN YEAR . Seeing you at willamette was also weird . Haha
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ people without babies don't know how good they have it
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hello Virginia
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ the craziest thing ever and that's the day he decides to listen in on us
Seriously the funniest night of my life hands down
My snap chat story is a prime example of stop white people 2013
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you took the words right out of my mouth !
Your kidding ? really don't care anymore .
Everyone go watch Draw My Life on YouTube . Go !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ black people
That was text I got made me cry
Kim isn't even home yet and has plans for us
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ it was one time
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ ' s music has me wanting to dance but I'm scared to step on a sticker ! #TheStruggle
\Thumbs up for Meghan's love " _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ i cant believe cass was actually crying today about her coolata
I seriously can't stop laughing
Lex is killin me !! Omg
This kid I work with is bugging over the CPR class he has to take later .
If you like your own pictures on Instagram I'm judging you
She's like a magical pregnancy unicorn !
She had to base farr
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ one of them dudes hawked you cuz
My sisters a freakin weird
Damn I suck at driving in Winston Salem
When I found out Steve Harvey was from McDowell County , I immediately thought of _TWITTER-ENTITY_
The snapchat _TWITTER-ENTITY_ just sent me & gt ; & gt ; & gt ; & gt ;
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ oh .. well den .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I'll see you at 5
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Who me ? Thanks
Me too !!
s/o to _TWITTER-ENTITY_ for her achievement
s/o to _TWITTER-ENTITY_ he's funny as shit and really cool
wait .. Is that Devon or Gavin in the picture .
That message was so long it wouldn't send all together .. Hope you like to read
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahaha was it the black one ?! And yess I remember that an we brought it to practice the next morning
Someone just came to subway & amp ; ordered French fries . Then was shocked when I told him we don't sell them & amp ; left .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ haha ill let you know
Some of the guys at my school are so desperate
ALL HAIL THE CORNROWS
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ NOPE I Was Sitting Here Thinking Hard As Hell !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahaha with her singing in the background . I like the one where you're against the wall and I look all fierce and aggressive
I'm tired 24/7
Pitch perfect is funnier every time i watch it
If I was an asshole you'd be licking me . _TWITTER-ENTITY_
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Cody the cowboy
Armad teach me how to twerk
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ has me rolling
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ truuu , and trust me , I won't!
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ did u see Lebron last night bro ? He's on fire right now . And Kobe don't have a team . Lets me serious .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Yeah he attempted to burn down Preston middle school
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ is so creepy
House of Payne
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Welcome to summer
If I had a car I would hit #oomf
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ you need to hurry ! I'm crying from laughing right now , either that or I'm just too tried . #werehorrible
\Let me show you a trick ... It's called how to break your finger ! " _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you're an idiot
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ wouldn't have happened if you had facial hair ...
When me and _TWITTER-ENTITY_ talk in sign language during church
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ no its not ...
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ sweetie ... thanks just red stuff . She's a little slow isn't she ?
My dad just said ' damn she's got some caterpillar eyebrows . They look like they're painted on , they're so furry '
Hot showers and fall weather ..... bro give me coffee from Starbucks and I'm a white girl
we are sitting here looking at #oomf insta pictures an we found the ugliest one . \Ho Ho Ho , Merry Christmas " "
That prank we pulled today ! Freaking classic
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I can go but a lollipop
My dad \I tried some dark roast extra bold coffee and it was like caffeine on steroids . I was straight trippin " "
I nearly texted my way through the the finale of cheers right now . Sorry sitcom gods !! I promise I stopped and shed a year ❤️
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ get home safe wiz khalifa !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahaha that picture is horrible
OMG dude #TheThirstIsReal
They feel wrapped . Then you end up trapped ....
Brady and me barely ever talk . but when we do we have the funniest conversations ever
You're a slut
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I couldn't agree more !!
Lol _TWITTER-ENTITY_ mom just tried to order a bloody at McDonalds and the register lady said gurrrrrl I'd get one too ! That's my den mother !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ well I hope I sent that to the right person
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I did you're going to hate me
My Spanish professor either calls me Helen or Blackford every day
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ kaelynn said you're such a loser
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ omg people are so immature & amp ; jealous
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I can be your hero , baby .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Damn I just saw you ! I ain't even know ... Happy B Day !
These two girls talking about Rihanna crack me up
Only kid that would Twerk on the wall when he is in timeout . My brother .
My sister is tryna cuddle . No boo
omg his pants ripped
2 little kids were showing me how they twerked
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ She gonna learn today
Colin is ganna get me in troubleeee
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ hey guys , bama lost last week we clearly see who the better team THIS year is
My moms Instagram is killin me
Not that i just gave _TWITTER-ENTITY_ a controller at 12:30 a.m.
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ don't wreck .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ should get my 69th tweet cause he's just that type of person
At least my professor has jokes
I literally don't even know what air is #theheat
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I already own season 3 but I suppose you can never have enough scrubs
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ haha I have never noticed , and I have spent some time in those places
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ and I are such good pranksters
Tracy in the car > & gt ; & gt ; & gt ; & gt ; #toofunny
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I'm good _TWITTER-ENTITY_ that
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I'm just picturing your face . And I'm dying
You'd think that if you hear about someone being indenial and making a mistake you wouldn't do the same thing they did .
So I put all of the pictures of just Kynden and I in it's own album on my phone and there is 172 .
Well your blocked
Gotta respect mike miller for shooting that 3 with only one sneaker
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ maybe matching butterflies ?
When _TWITTER-ENTITY_ tries to be my dad about my boyfriend
People dressing up for Halloween for school .... you guys look so stupid
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ is hands down the funniest person I know
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ you crazy
I'm not buying him food I just have extra coupons
Anyone see _TWITTER-ENTITY_ run in to someone today ? It was priceless !
Get in the trunk _TWITTER-ENTITY_
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ lol ohh but no it's down south jersey by six flags but it's in Lakewood , it's good I love it but to many Jews in the area
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ idk we will stay in touch
This tv show relates to my life #imdone
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ uhhhh we aren't going anymore ..... #LMAO #awkotaco
OMG the commercial where the dad and son are playing with their Christmas present and the mom walks in and he's talking about Ben Franklin
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ a house is like a five star hotel _TWITTER-ENTITY_
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Lmao I love you too girl you crack me up ! Why did I just now meet you !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ I feel bad now lol #badinfluence #yoloswag
I'm dying over
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Nawwww .... not at all .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ haha remember Shelby's ex josh haha scared little bitch ran for the door
One too many drinks for everyone
My families conversations .... So inappropriate
I'm about to force it I can't help it
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ slicing deer with light sabers hahah
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I'm jealous !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ oh Ashley
Watching duck dynasty !
I was pulled up next to a lady at the roundabout just barely and she had her dog on her lap and it just jumped up and bit her face
\We had a serious case of the Can't-Get-Rights in the first half " RGIII that might be the best thing I've ever heard leave someone's mouth "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ I can't even . No stahp
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I know
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ is leaving me for the sexy girl walking around in her underwear in the hall
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I wish I still had all the drunk pictures from my iPhone
Damn _TWITTER-ENTITY_ should of been a damn main character his name is blowing up my damn timeline lmfao
This guy in the pink tie behind us is about to get his ass kicked by my cousin .
Connor has me dyin
When people edit they're photos so much it looks like they don't even have a nose #youreahottie #sike
too many ppl bitching
It cracks me up to watch Peyton Manning run the ball
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ oh yeah ! you and josh yeah Hailey . Hahaha I didn't even know what to do .
My dad said \ the real problem with Miley Cyrus is that she's a redneck " "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ I'm crying I watched it like 17 times
\ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ Walk into _TWITTER-ENTITY_ house to see her with a heating pad on her chin because she " pulled a muscle whistling " ""
I wouldn't try to be funny before I make you cry again little bitch #CryBaby love ya girl cc
Light was on ? Yes destroying the house is the answer you look fucking stupid just stop
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ lol same here . it was terrible ... And the cursive paragraph on the SAT is gonna be worse .
Lucas just thought that bob Marley was in a Christmas carol
I'm literally so dead right now
This guy at mott hitting on me because I have my niece with me lol not my kid but if its working I guess she can be
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ mighty wings are just as bad as Indi's . No ? Ok .
Ariana Grande in this tv show ! ❤
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ we were playing American idol on my deck like wtf
I walked into the dentist office an this fat white lady put her purse in her lap right when I took a seat
Kaylei thinks I'm playing basketball .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ haha I told them I have some real good seahawks stuff to go in the living room , shoulda seen their faces .
Hunter and I's texts should be made into a book for all to enjoy
Yes white chicks is on ! favorite movie
Some people look so terribly awkward when they run I just pray I don't look so freaking stupid
That's the first time I've ever seen something besides rain come out of the sky .. All y'all who said it was fun are liars .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ just asked if she can smell my ass
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ ha okay Lindsey
Nevermind ! I figured it out ! Go to your snapchat settings -- > manage --- > then turn all the new features on ! _TWITTER-ENTITY_
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I almost cried
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Hahaha .. I forgot how to spell it ?
Smh my tweets are so delayed from being in out in the boonies of bonfield
I've convinced my sisters that I'm a real mermaid
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ OHHHH I thought you were on her side .. I was like uh , Alex ?
She would never go for you
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ remember ping pong at church camp
my mom and dad seriously believe me that I don't have school tomorrow
please stop , your embarking your self
Gordon catching too much hell from me right now
I light weight just got offended over someone else's comment in a fight ... I need to toughen up #babykitten
\I haven't slept in 48 hours , and she has slept for three days , pretty much . " "
I feel like a slut I'm wet everywhere
Would have pair to been at amsb today
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ seriously has the best snapchat stories
Yeah .. I took all those pictures & amp ; edited them & amp ; I'd put them on my dogs facebooks . #LT
yayayay , my brother lovesssss me !
roar omega roar
Watching a Teg womp on that porsche , just over here laughing my fuckin ass off
If _TWITTER-ENTITY_ and I was robbers we would be the worst robbers even ...
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I don't know
The beginning of supernatural always got me pooping my pants not going to lie
Its okay you got it girl
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I'm still laughing
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ this doesn't surprise me
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ yep she just kicked me out and didnt say nothin ... An left again ...
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ lol forreaal like bitch are you just asking to get punched ?!
the noises this kid is making . _TWITTER-ENTITY_
... and he's not a pillow
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ so much that #HanaTheCroatian uses it as an identifier and makes me kinky playlists ?
\I love sleep , it's like a time machine to breakfast . " "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Right !
The way my professor says \example " is priceless . #HesAsian "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ haha oh was it ??
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ It's a good movie . I enjoyed it ..
Watching _TWITTER-ENTITY_ How can you not love him ? #Comedycentral
Looking through my brothers high school yearbook and I realized I never picked up my yearbook from school
My family's too lame for Black Friday shopping
S/O to guy who keep hitting on me and _TWITTER-ENTITY_ and for giving us his number
mom : omg hunter theres a cute brentwood guy at the door selling stuff * goes to look * _TWITTER-ENTITY_ is standing at the door ..
The awkward moment when Zimmer knows you think he's sexy .....
LOL being alone in the elevator with Heathers new roommate
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ no way ?!
My mom yelled at me last night when I tried to shave the \chinstrap " "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ oh awkward lol I like the bottom ones better , they look a little cleaner
I never update my apps and Shannon gets so mad
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ lol I was really cracking up with you an Bryce ! That was the funniest thing all night !
Some girl in my class looks like #SpongeBob from The #Sleepover . She makes the same facial expressions too
I caused a disturbance today in Cook Out
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ holy shit
\laura you never had a boyfriend be quiet ""
Just favorited like 7 of Amelia's tweets in a row
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I don't even know what dude ?
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ no ! I want her to have my babies #seriouslytho
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I left you a little gem on your voicemail
That's kids mom im not a drug dealer
My mom is dancing and singing to lean with it rock with it to stay awake while driving .. #helpme
Little girl , please .
The fact that I've seen friends a million times and I still think it's hilarious #childhoodtvshow
When Todd was in here singing & gt ;
he looked at his wrist to check the time but doesnt have a watch on
I'm loving this
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I was about to say you had me there for a minute though , haha
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ haha I lol'd
Kramer from Seinfeld > & gt ;
Rachael is probably the meanest person I know ....
#RemeberWhen I hugged _TWITTER-ENTITY_ at a track meet and just awkwardly walked always
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ if this is to me it wasn't about you
Does anyone else feel left out
Ugh I look horrible
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ normal people would think shake sense into someone not fight them
When I tell my dad that Miley Cyrus is nude in her new music video and he doesn't believe me . So , I have to show him that she really is !
With me and my 7 year old cousin standing there
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ this is literally the funniest thing ever
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ haha that was bad
Oh my god Samara cracks me up
I honest don't think me and _TWITTER-ENTITY_ could live together .. We'd kill eachother
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I always feel better because at least I'm not the people on his show !
\My Chick Bad " is on . Good lord . "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ it was just funny at the moment !
Pops warned me about the German Shepards
Bahaha opening scene in this movie
“ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ : This is why you NEVER have sleep overs with guys ” I HAVE NEVER LAUGHED SO MUCH
The convos tonight exceeded my expectations ! Had a great night with _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ #AmazingPeeps
\You're suppose to wear the whale not be the whale " - _TWITTER-ENTITY_ "
Sometimes I'll be laying in bed and feel gross so I'll get up at like midnight and do sit-ups and jumping up and down a bunch
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ kidding !!! I'm way too conservative but that is one of my favorite songs
So thunder just got a glue trap stuck to his nose ...
Going to bed before 12 & gt ;
Im _TWITTER-ENTITY_ flashbacks _TWITTER-ENTITY_ camp because of this group chat
Probably gained about 10 pounds since being home
this 7 year old just said forreal tho .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ and _TWITTER-ENTITY_ I need answers
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ dude I'm so cool
sara callie is concussed from a swift elbow to the skull last night
Long ass conversation with josh , I'm telling you our conversations Are like roller coasters lmao
Who said Tony Romo was clutch ?
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ oh god .......... I think I know cause I got the same one . Lbs know you to well already . Love you ugly . ❤️
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ your killin me right now !
our conversations in gym _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ & amp ; twitterless morgan .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I miss you and going to unh !
There all so small Disney why
or when they're at the beach & amp ; she throws the football really hard & amp ; she's like ' sorry hehehehehehe gotta lay off the spinach!'
nothing like Lynsey slamming my fingers in the door and not opening the door to get then out #purplefingers _TWITTER-ENTITY_
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ get the Clayton raptor
\Tell your ex boyfriend to go suck his own dick " -My Aunt #DYING "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ have fun
I herd soooo much bad things about you last night . Thank god I did
Cails just told her nail guy to stop talking to her because his breath stinks .
at all these readings we have for recitation . Not reading it
Soo happy I had _TWITTER-ENTITY_ today , awk with all the couples
After I finished watching THIS IS US I Totally WENT CRAZYYYYYYYYYYYYY !!
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ how old are you ?
How we all decided on a paint color ill never know . They can't even decide a place to eat without calling me ! _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ shut up no one wants to feed you
When _TWITTER-ENTITY_ sends me a snap chat video of my boyfriends music video playing on her big screen TV
Boys are allowed to play field hockey
Sam just fell down the stairs
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ HAHAHAHAH i don't know why I'm laughing .. it's seriously true .. lol
Okay , SOS . We are now using our oven as a heater , and the car broke again I think I'm going to die in Rexburg this winter .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahahaha I'm crying at that hashtag too #HeWantsIt
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ Lolol . So true
All of me and _TWITTER-ENTITY_ inside jokes & gt ; & gt ; & gt ; & gt ; & gt ; & gt ;
Omg . The texts I'm getting from my aunt right now about _TWITTER-ENTITY_ and the aftermath of having her wisdom teeth taken out & gt ; & gt ; & gt ; & gt ;
Y'all haven't even been dating 45 minutes are y'all are in love ???! #wtf
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you are too funny !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ I try Kate it's almost impossible though !
My mom is such a terrible cook . Like I'd rather starve .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ my close friends live 800 miles away but i get what you mean .
I hate my friends _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ heard the corners pay pretty good
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ oh god I kinda wanna know tho
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I want a ghost to punch me in the face #SnookiAndJWOWW
Oh and apparently I was talking to Summer #asswhipe #knowyourfacts
I love it when Ms. Ball likes my pictures , especially ones of shot glasses
He should be around here somewhere
This lady making fun of my nail polish & gt ;
Thomas John and Garrett just came back and my mom said \oh Thomas , I think you're growing ! " "
Watching _TWITTER-ENTITY_ try to find SVU on my tv is hilarious
we are the only ones that would be talking about eating Popsicles at 130 in the morn . . #teamfreaks
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ omg yes
Lesson learned ... Don't ask questions you don't want the answer to ... Some people have no compassion or filter lol
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ dude you sound so hard ! Stfu
I wonder if Justin Bieber is allowed to smoke weed today or if girls are going to cut themselves over him again ?
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I just watched that episode ! She's genius
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ it happened to us on the way home and he shined the big flashlight on me . I'm just never gonna drive
Had that dream enhancer in our hookah tonight . Lets see if it works .
Lol wut is #oomf doing in their avi ✋
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you'll be the best mom ! God bless the man who marries you
Sneaking in extra hours
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I know hopefully I don't because I am a powerlifter so I do a bunch of squats so I'll just have a fat , firm butt
Some of the SnapChats I get
All _TWITTER-ENTITY_ says is .... oh my goodness
Where's the single crew picture at ??? Hahahahahahah
just scared my dad . Shoulda got it on video #FunniestShitEver
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ bahahahah . I'm just on everyones list tonight !!! #letsgooooo
Nothing could ruin my mood right now
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ wtf no ? you can't even cheat gaymus and angel are witnesses that watched me play it
Ashley left her gas cap open and some guy was beeping to tell her and she gave him the finger
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ haha nahhh I laugh at myself all the time
Rodger Clemens , Barry Bonds , Mark McGwire , A-Rod , and Braun never took PED's they just got magically strength
A 12 year old pierced her own nose and wore around a big diamond studded earring in her nose . I'm dying . #teens #FUNNNY
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I forgot already
Game tonight & amp ; no school tmr
Do i really have to go to school
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ my dad told me we can't stalk people anymore ....
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Bhahaha please do !!
instead of co-host . thanks guys #vlt
Me and _TWITTER-ENTITY_ text message
JU- omg you are soooo funny and so gorgeous and we missed you in math today
“ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ : Hey I just met you .... And this is crazy .... Get in the van . ” I thought about you for some reason . _TWITTER-ENTITY_
\If I looked in he mirror and saw that I woulda been dead a long time ago " lmaooo _TWITTER-ENTITY_ is so nice ... "
Hahahah omg I love funny people laughing 4 dayzzzzzzz
That old spice soap commercial kills me
I love _TWITTER-ENTITY_
I laugh at people that have like a 1 weeks relationship then it's over like HAHAHAHAHAHA
Look stoned in my picture from lunch , promise I'm not
The movie Hocus Pocus is as old as me
Craig your not on the low man
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ yes you did !!
What's your password ? ... YourFace
Just racing Guy Picard on 72 , no big deal _TWITTER-ENTITY_
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ is stupid . #Truetweet
Manbearpig always reminds me of _TWITTER-ENTITY_ did he have hooves and a snout ? No . Damn ! Thought we bad em .
Cheese fries from Joes would bring my straight to heaven rn
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahah even more motivation to get out of high school
Is it circular ? ☺️
When my mom fails the alcohol edu for the 3rd time
\you have fun anywhere you have booze in your fucking throat " I'M DYING "
if you ever have a bad day just watch my glides from last night I promise they'll make you better _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ and _TWITTER-ENTITY_ are the reason I love the voice so much
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ so i made the photo and like i'm posting it on tuesday for ransformation tuesday " hahah it's so perfect "
Uh I don't have either of those
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ so now I want those reeses brownie things ...
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ that's one of life's many unanswered questions
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ ' s tweets are funny as fuck .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ It is the most wise thing I have ever quoted myself say ....
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ you would retweet that
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ just saw you holding a ball like a boss and probably thinking hese guys are bad " "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ go whine to your boyfriend so he can text me and tell me not to be mean to you peace out
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ that'll solve a lot probably half the reason were in this predicament now .. Cause you never gIve a fuck !
That's actually really rude
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hasn't won a game in our fantasy league yet this year !
Bahaha when I tell my sister I'm going to shit in her bathroom she freaks out . I'm fucked up , I know
Your the scum between my toes
You are so full of yourself that I can't help but to laugh .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Hahah were both thinking the same thing
\ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ : Talking on the phone with _TWITTER-ENTITY_ made my night " love you hahah "
Just swept the entire store in record time I have way too much energy right now
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ that's Dickie haha
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ NO !!!! hahahahahaha I'm still laughing omg it's just sitting on the cake table !
It's a good day when ur watching the jimmy neutron movie ! #carl
I just died laughing at my last quote
No bis my mom got 20 rooms at the casino
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ haha I meant to tag you but you got the message anyway
Me and Erika just scared Stephen at his car and he's literally bundled up with scarfs and hats because he has no heat poor thing
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I believe you
“ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ : I can't be stressing these bitches .. I ain't got time for that . ”
Okay I'm going to bed now like a little dork so ... Night
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ are you stilling crying from today or ?
Seriously still LOLing at the fact that I was reunited with _TWITTER-ENTITY_ after 1 day . #bestthingever
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ isn't bumhole cute enough ?
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ can't believe I only saw you once that's a first ! Ill be back soon girl and we can get crazy of something !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ uh no honey . it's kay
Probably scared _TWITTER-ENTITY_ with my snapchats ... #sowwy
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ i have the funniest video of you on my phone
Oooo relax i messed up when i was texting didnt do it on purpose
#7thgradeconfession me and _TWITTER-ENTITY_ fought right outside of mrs. bairds room #srry
So sad guys go there whole life without a girl and then turn 40 and decide to hit on my 20 year old gf . _TWITTER-ENTITY_
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ what
the shark week commercials are cracking me up
they made the Halloween dance on senior night for football ...
I love how I walk in the door and _TWITTER-ENTITY_ has captain poured for me already
Sometimes I miss you , and then I think wait you're a bitch
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ you look like a baby
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ shut up haha
Only one time a year you can go fishing on your high school football field - _TWITTER-ENTITY_
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ merry Christmas babe
\Get your phone out of the bathtub there rev run " "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I was like danggggg you go boy
Guys are disgusting
The difference between you and me is simply the fact that I made him happy WITHOUT having to take my clothes off .
My boyfriend was singing \Only Girl In the World " #Dying #HesSilly _TWITTER-ENTITY_ "
You're honestly so pathetic
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ bunch of puds
Going in McDonald's at 3:30 and brandi has dicks all over her legs hahahah last night was a success
Everyone pushes instead of pulling my door
Make a wish _TWITTER-ENTITY_
I was pissing off Alissa so fucking bad earlier
What's up with all the guys trying to #lightskinned #asktwitter
Blurred lines stays on repat .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ me too ! even though we almost died in the middle of the street
I'm probably more excited for prom than my date
A real best friend would call you while you're taking a nap and then they scare you when they're in your room
It's actually really hard for me to limit myself to only eating fried chicken once a day
They gave momma a blackberry to use until she gets her 4s back this weekend , so she's using the 3 instead .
Omfg . How . Why .
That snapchat video _TWITTER-ENTITY_ just sent me & gt ; & gt ; & gt ; & gt ; #ImDying
Me and Giannas conversation is NOT okay
My goal this week is to find a good bar in olney I need to meet peopleeee
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you're so funny . Funny lookin
Forgot how funny due date is
The fact that _TWITTER-ENTITY_ saw my tweet to Eric
Waiter _TWITTER-ENTITY_ BDubs : \How about those cookies ! " "
“ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ : I have not sexted someone in awhile and this worries me” _TWITTER-ENTITY_ why do I find this so funny
I like to turn my music up really loud and pretend the people talking around me are singing . Hahah !
Cops is seriously soooo funny , all those drunk people
Realizing how many of my Instagram posts and tweets involve _TWITTER-ENTITY_ #lovehim
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I'm laughing really hard rn cus I fed a random stray cat last night so it may or may not b my cat friend
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ one stop liquor in Dayton only 7.19 for a log
Idk how I'm up an showered after last night three hours of sleep and a raging headache - glad I only have one class today
To anyone that snapchats me right now , I'm sorry #FairWarning
Boutta go to Wooster , agaaaain .
When me and Charlie insult each other > & gt ; & gt ; & gt ;
my mom is too much to deal with
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you called me a bad liar , you're a bad liar
Now a days it's a turnoff when you don't have an iphone
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Hot avi
I'm crying at Vicky's snap chats of my family at target
Thank you Chloe for the chocolate craving
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ that kid looks pissed OMG
Lyds is going to block me on twitter one day
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ haha whatever helps you sleep at night
And now he's passed out on my couch .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ AHHH what the hell I'm just a freshmen ....
I have literally spent the last two English classes in the library looking at plane tickets & amp ; hotels to go see Corey with Al
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ good job best friend !
Lol _TWITTER-ENTITY_ all these people trashy people saying they're gonna fight me and won't even say something to my face
\Preachers kid probz " _TWITTER-ENTITY_ "
That awkward moment I found a random video of at _TWITTER-ENTITY_ eating chips on my phone I had no idea I took ...
Whoever said ' secrets don't make friends ' has obviously never had secrets and close enough friends ✋
Glad I have Shaniah in my life . . I would've never figured that out . .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ ew hell no
For all of my #tbt I go on Facebook
If any one is sad I can cheer you up with this video I made _TWITTER-ENTITY_
\Her weave looks like some curly fries " "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ what the hell did you do ??
This guy is just talking about his TL on the phone like you're cool .
right now this is when I need my best friend .. where is she ?
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ guess who's gettig the D right now
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahha I just saw this now
Can you come over and run my leg ?! _TWITTER-ENTITY_
Hahahaha this has me no good
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ so now u know
Throwback to when _TWITTER-ENTITY_ thought my last name was coon ??
My laugh has not changed at all over the years
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ idk I say on the other side of the class room I was like she gonna hate me
People in target think I'm some kind of crazy right now
Literally ordered my contacts last April . I just called my eye dr. to tell him I'd be there to get them this week .
I can't wait to tweet about BUCKWILD .
Looks aren't everything guys
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I thought it was for a second
Last night was really funny
You guys make me want to puke puke
well me and _TWITTER-ENTITY_ literally can't stand one person
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ oh my god
Lmao nanny caught lex swearing
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ haha you won't
Correction ; babygirl was wasted throwing up trying to hit a bowl LAST weekend
Chillin with the weed lady nd her two black friends . They're trying to convince me to go into the phone sex biz with em what is life !
His brights are on Douche He has a skull on his car Douche He's texting Douche _TWITTER-ENTITY_
\Oh wait ... why is the phrenic vein near the kidneys ...? " _TWITTER-ENTITY_ #dying "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ just got bopped in the nose
Just kidding I know it is Ha _TWITTER-ENTITY_ & amp ; _TWITTER-ENTITY_
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ crying again .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ WOW !
I love Chelsie & amp ; Sarah
My family #dying
As my boyfriend says my my my as sweet as Georgia pie .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Ehh ... Are you going to Jon's game Saturday ?
I send Corey the most ugliest snapchats #Embarrassing
You work on that mullet , and I'll figure out the Afro thing
The bicyclist going 25 through town with traffic . #Wth #SpeedRacer
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahahahaha !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ whatsup with you and books ?
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ if the cop doesn't show up you'll get out of it if he does ur screwed they'll get their money
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ the picture of you and that taco yesterday though & gt ; & gt ; & gt ;
You're sorry now ? Hehe . Ask me if I care .
Wait . I never do my homework anyways
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ yesss you so ass for that .. aye .. I don't like and I don't look like that
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ omg I remember my dad had to fix it
Keep talking shit about me
Reagan it's not a fry if I complimented it
im the most Jewish person here rn so im getting asked what the Jewish version of the bible is by _TWITTER-ENTITY_
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I thought of you when I retweeted this
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ better go get them now !!!
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I just got your Xmas card !! prev tweet !!!
Are you made of sodium ? Cause I saw your picture and just thought Na
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ fucking sick
Dayna is so judgmental
\ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ : Laughed at _TWITTER-ENTITY_ for that rains down in Africa joke . That one was good . ""
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you got sand all up in my ear my thirds got so infected by your foot
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ that's okay we watched it like 20
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I think they will think we are prostitutes cus you can find prostitues on Craigslist
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ This why parents shouldn't text . At all .
Hahaha my brother would get kicked out of the movie theater
Me .... And my roommates .... have the most fucked up sense of humor .
And I'm not the one that noticed
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ where the heck are you
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ i take baths with ppl
We hate the same person . So should 99% of this world . Even his dad hates him .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ not that bad
Oh my goodness this episode is so funny ☺️
\ I know you're bf proud of you , how you doing with your fine self " .. like dude , I know you getting a check . Go eat your jello . "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ ANSWER ME
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I bummed it last week and I am today
I love rides to cherryville so many strange people . ✋
Watching SNL with Justin Bieber
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I just have many talents !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ remember how mad I got when you said that to me
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ BRADY LOVES THE D lolll I kid I kid .
He said its a big big day for me and Joseline _TWITTER-ENTITY_
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ that's so my family . I was woken up RIGHT at 7 .
If I don't have money on me best believe it's in the bank
HAHAHA good luck with that
Lol my mom , bro , & amp ; I are pretty funny when we communicate .
I don't have to prove shit to you
Too many cops in Columbus glad I didn't bring my car . would have had Atleast 3 tickets . Almost got one in someone else's car doe . #racing
Dude the hostess at the restaurant ..... Hello I'm 18 and single ....
Ahhh I see what just happened haha . Totally unintentional didnt even catch on
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ HAHAHAHA guess what class I'm in
Ateawung just fell so hard in the ice
Mekhi is killing me
Still laughing at _TWITTER-ENTITY_ for answering our FaceTime _TWITTER-ENTITY_ ... And with that beautiful voice
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I'm not sad at all I'm just shitty
Ew we were just on tv
I'm unbelievable sometimes
To the girl staring at my feet just now , yes I'm wearing crocs , yes I'm bringing sexy back
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ we'll go to BG and get all the bitches !
Mess with my best friend .. mess with me
ORLANDO JUST SCREAMED LIKE A LITTLE GIRL
ew defiantly not
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you little nerd
cryin bc of ljs snapchat
Best thing I've ever seen
Drunk tweets about to commence in three two shottttssss
omg tomorrow's hump day
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I mean I love you
I belong in The Bay
I hate when people put tbt pictures up and the picture is from like a few days ago . #NotAThrowBack
Chris was driving on the wrong side of the rose and he didn't even realize it
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I think the people of twitter hate us but idc☺
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I have beiber fever
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I was just looking the circus up which would you rather ? The circus is 20
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ right ?!
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ this wasn't about you but fuck a Malcolm !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ well she ain't low that's forsure
That pony tail barley make it !!
Why are all the freshman studying for Spanish ? It's a joke
can't believe YOU just said that . your FAKE a$$ just texted me LAST NIGHT & amp ; said how much you love me cause I'm real . #3down how many 2 go ?
Now that my mom has an iPhone , she is obsessed with group messaging ! Haha
That's just to in lucky man this dude _TWITTER-ENTITY_
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahaha I want one so bad
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ haha I think it was an accident . me tooo
First drive went great
These lions have more of a love life than I do
Like a circle of lesbians
Is it slutty to have a sex playlist ?
It's gotta be a full moon tonight because my customers are on some crazy shit today
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I'm laughing because all I see is you and then there's a tiny bit of Brandon's hair in the background .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ but really I was all the way at the other end of the aisle when I caught a glimpse of you and I legit sprinted to go give you a hug
She got HSF
Now they Not
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ oh my gosh I didn't know she was taller than us must mean I need to spend more time with my cousins
\Oh yeah ? Well you break into church houses . " "
Cool . Conor looks better in my school colors than I do
I can almost guarantee , by the looks of you , you are nowhere near the hood .
pitch perfect gets better every time
\There are only two colors in the world , black and white , and black sucks ! " _TWITTER-ENTITY_ "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ yes !!! I have seen this before and it is classic
Oh gosh , if people could see me right now . Hahahahahahahahahahahaha
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ getting hit on by this sexy beast at advance . #sexyman #itsaford
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ that's not possible you can never have too much of this cuteness
I love watching videos you recorded the night before #fip
Never drinking again
\Chandlers name in my phone is " The Big C " it can mean many things " ... Oh ok mom .. Kool "
Unintentionally speed walking to Penn Station right now . I'm definitely not excited to see you _TWITTER-ENTITY_ if that's what you're thinking .
\So remember that one person that you thought you couldn't live without ? Well look at you now , living and shit . " ❤ "
Your gonna die from depression
One week till Plymouth #dontmakemego
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I'm not laughing at you ... I'm laughing with you !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you're white stfu
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ and let's piss mom off by getting a taxi to take us home drunk
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ wait that happened ??
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ she was in a sex tape !!!!
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ lol only mine involve cheese
Major Justin Bieber obsession
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I hate that feeling cause I'm not used to driving big cars
I almost broke the GPS
This is the end is literally the FUNNIEST MOVIE I have ever seen OMFG #icant
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ well there's only one problem that it's in like 6 pieces
My boyfriends little brother cracks me the fuck up ..
Mike Mike Mike Mike Mike what day is it ? Hump day ... HUMP DAAAAAYYY !
Obviously she's mine now lol .
Well that would be interesting ....
President Julius Cesar
Wanna know if you actually mean something to me ? Text me while the Giants are playing , if I actually reply to you ... You're good . ❤️
So tomorrow is farm day at school , lol I'm about to look like a farmer
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ Hate y'all
I text Cara with really bad grammar because I know it makes her mad
Just for that , I kinda wanna kick your face in
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahahaha dying
instantly happy after talking to _TWITTER-ENTITY_ .. she's just a bitch . Hahahah
Were getting stalked on the highway .
Finding a traffic cone in my car from the last time we did this > & gt ; _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_
Me and Kelsey are the WORST at making plans
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I don't even know how to spell my little sisters name . Oops
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ camel i love you
\Hey Emily guess what ? I'm 5 now so that means I can grow and play karate and kick people in the head . " Um alright that's cool "
The kids in my calc class have me dying #hilarious
I love ticking my sister
Watching a girl fall in the snow leaving the bar was probably the high light of me
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Clayton's a her and I don't like getting stabbed I though I was gonna die Tuesday , but I got blue tape
Everyone in this house is either butt naked or half naked . Hahaha .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ absolutely nothing
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you'll be my coming home present
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ and then my mom told me and I didn't talk to her for a couple days
what I just remembered from Friday _TWITTER-ENTITY_
This po child still trying to be a promoter smh
I laugh at all your fuckers
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ only you would vine doing bumper cars hahah
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ out of all the pictures you choose the ugliest one
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ do you really want some
Little too much wine for melissa
Lol that _TWITTER-ENTITY_ was gonna give me some hot guys number and out of no where mads comes in screaming that she wanted it too _TWITTER-ENTITY_
My dad is mad at my cat for killing a lizard ... I mean c'mon!!
That's like a Tyler Paul story
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ dw han im on my way over now !
Lights went put my mom \maybe Beyonce is coming back out . " "
that did not just happen omg .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ not you
I love how every time _TWITTER-ENTITY_ and I FaceTime one of us is always eating
I'm sorry but you're a loser if you feel the need to constantly brag on social networks abt going to the bar #noonecares
I wish I could show the whole world mine .. It's real pretty
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I tried .. Haha when we put our heads together , we can get em . But without you , I'm lost
Everyone chill it's April fools day Hense the name April fools
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I'm just giving you shit but hey Taylor's almost 21
Looking through my notes and I came across a letter I wrote sal a few months ago #whataloser there are also people's locker combinations
That just made my whole night . People are so stupid .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ lol thank you saw it written in a bathroom stall
My videos of Molly & gt ; & gt ; & gt ;
Duck Dynasty is the shit
Teach me how to be sexy _TWITTER-ENTITY_
Sarah z blasting all his music on the way to work loving life
My brother isn't getting up when we tell him to so I'm blaring gospel music
Hhaha I haven't laughed that hard since last night .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I know what you're talking about . Don't judge .
My dad is running around the house yelling family hug & amp ; literally everyone Is yelling back fuck off I love my fam
The fact that softball is gonna be even more of a joke this year is hilarious
Honeyyyy .. That makeup tho < & lt ; you want some pointers ? Bc that shit is nottttt what's up
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I am literally dying laughing right now because that is so perfect
PRIVATE PILE YOU HAVE 3 FUCKING SECONDS TO WIPE THAT STUPID GRIN OFF YOUR FACE OR I WILL GOUGE OUT YOUR EYEBALLS AND SKULL FUCK YOU !!
lol _TWITTER-ENTITY_ the fact _TWITTER-ENTITY_ text me last night & amp ; said \if you're out drunk somewhere I'm not coming to get you in this winter wonderland " "
“ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ : My girlfriend not allowed to shave , unless she's gonna see me . No sense clearing the jungle if it ain't for the lion king . ”
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ lol where'd you get this
I love honey boo boo
The fact that my daddy and all his work guys play corn hole during their lunch
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ with her reputation .
Mom put a gift under the tree from our elf on the shelf \Clyde " to me . "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ , you gotta team ?
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ i was thinking to put the same thing , this is great
My sister honestly does the best impersonation of Sloth ... HEYY YOU GUYYYSS #TheGoonies
my dad just said swagger . whiter than I talk .
Who's got fag swag ?
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ okay , yeah that was pretty great .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ lieutenant badass on that other account
I am gonna laugh soo hard when you realize that your boyfriend has been cheating on you this whole time
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Lmfao I just died
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ lmfao !!! I'm doing mine in 10 !
What's all this commotion about
My mom won't stop talking about how big my boobs are . #STOPPPPPPP
My #Klout score is now a 55 _TWITTER-ENTITY_ !
I can't wait to spend time with my boyfriend today ... Oh wait what's that .
I've been watchin the Cleveland show too much . I've been saying ight den " after everything someone says "
Ha you make me laugh ..
This performance by TLC reminds me of the millers
It's official . Eden and I are getting Rollie backpacks to roll around school . hahah . They're 111.99 though .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ it's stupid . If rather you tell me who you are so I know but nooooo .
Her legs do the peace sign ✌️ know T-town so much don't need street signs
Denvie & amp ; I have way too much fun together
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ you have a car too .. Meet me Half way
Shopping with _TWITTER-ENTITY_ and _TWITTER-ENTITY_ such fashionistas
Sorry to all the gym members who had to suffer with me and Staci eating Chinese and Abby eating donuts during work
Alexis knows me sooooo well _TWITTER-ENTITY_
watching Jerry Springer with _TWITTER-ENTITY_ & amp ; his parents & amp ; grandparents
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ would you by any chance have my stick ? I think you took mine when I dropped you off I have the righty Easton
And then she looked at herself in the mirror , raised her back and ran
Literally just watched my sister make a brownie in the microwave #what
I love my mom ❤️
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ what did I do to deserve this alex ?
we didn't even need a delay there so stupid
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ yepp !!!
I feel like if I hunt alone I'll fall asleep tho
Trying to put on eyelashes while you're driving
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ pretty sure he almost cried mike would probably do the same
Singing to Jen while we workout is probly the highlight of my day
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ we discussed that last week
It's funny that the person who is complete opposite of me happens to be my twin ... Love ya Tara
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ because it sounded wrong
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ wait .... you wanna lose me ?
I JUST , I CANT
Maddie makes weird noises while she sleeps #wtf
That Kyle dude was wild though ..
One of the best episodes of _TWITTER-ENTITY_ ever !! Laughed the entire time
Happy New Year's Eve , Motherfuckers ! I love you all . Be safe tonight . Drunk text me !
currently talking to Erin's family about the kind of boys she likes _TWITTER-ENTITY_
Pops always gets hooked up .. But how ?! From who ! He's a feinn
This time of year at age 10 .... I would of been Jumpin off the walls for Christmas
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ for going to such a big school , everyone seems to know everyone's business #roadtriptalks
My grandpa isn't allowed to ask me and my sister if we have boyfriends yet . My mom told him so
Lil kid drama makes me chuckle
I have a feeling my TL is gonna spice up bit
My real Dad telling me that he loves Christmas and decorating and all his friends make fun of him
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you've moved on from amps . now it's bullicious ' . zenaida comes to school with one every day .
My science teacher just gave us a lecture about having 2 or 4 kids so you can all ride together at amusement parks .
Seriously _TWITTER-ENTITY_ book , \Seriously ... I'm Kidding " is one of the best things to hit my Kindle . "
I just loveing the senior boys tweets right know
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you better not . How the hell did we even get on this discussion
My cousins friend working Space Mountain broke the ride
Maybe next year _TWITTER-ENTITY_
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I have a feeling this is about me sorry for tweeting on your twitter
I amuseeee myself
I literally go to bobby for pep talks to get my mind back on track
Haha real classy
My mood right now :
Fuck I knew this would happen
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ Jerry won't do shit
And bring me food !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ and I are about to lose our shit ❤️
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ well he only ran that football program into the ground
MULAN IS ON NETFLIX ??
This osu game is just as bad as last night
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ really just called parksville lake the ocean .
At least we got out with no help
I have a nice butt ? #FunFact
I'm Tim's moms Bestfriend on snap chat . _TWITTER-ENTITY_
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ apparently Mitch fucked up big time .. Poor kid
Transformation Tuesday . _TWITTER-ENTITY_
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ and none for Kara Collins ,
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I miss you
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ no shame .
I am crying from that last vine I can't breathe omg
The number of different selfies I just sent to _TWITTER-ENTITY_ not ok
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ & amp ; & amp ; the videos of the air horn ...
I couldn't decide whether or not I wanted cauliflower with ranch or cookies ........... So I got both .
You know what makes my night better than yours ? \What " I'm getting laid ! Lmaoo , what you hear around Byrd . "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ There's no number !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ OMG this wasn't about you , I love you girl ! It was about some 12 y/o junkie who thinks shes top shit .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ we can tell . Rule #1 don't put out on the first date #2 don't tweet about a fuck buddy Jk but you'll be cool just chill
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I can honestly say that I hate you
People better know to NOT sit in my seat . I think that they think I'm going to shank them though because I am black
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ exactly what I was thinking .
God damnit this is all so funny .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ just looked at it !! whyyyy ?
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ that is my life struggle lmao . Any bit of water or humidity and it's back to curly
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I remember haha
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ come on now leticcia it's a big deal !
Bitch you're so basic you hit a 14 on the pH scale #nerdyjokes
Too bad I used half of the gas that was left in it
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I'm dead
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ YES omg wait am I really hanging out with the famous Maria Romano wow look at me queen bee right here
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ It's funny when the people who don't even play get all pissed at each other
Don't be that guy who googles a name for his fantasy football team name ... #unoriginal
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I would like to tell you how many times that boy has had to have his ass saved , but I don't think I can count that high .
Go to bed !
\Were not going to bed until sex am " _TWITTER-ENTITY_ "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ And I were fan girl-ing
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ god there's something about the show that just makes it better than all others
Age and height are the two things I'm the most picky about . It's pathetic I know . Haha
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ yes !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ Mrs. McKee
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ ahahaha that was so funny .. Just stay away from zack so he won't hit u
My brother called me \spicarooni " today and I thought it was the funniest thing ever "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I know I know lol ease be busting through my window
Haha it's like we're breaking up
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Bahaha thanks ! I just tweet what's on my mind
There's a story on the news about the biggest baby who weighs 14 pounds
me and _TWITTER-ENTITY_ vent sessions on our ladders at the games > & gt ; & gt ;
Oh fuck . Yes ma'am .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahaha watch it be a fake plant and you've been drunk for too long to tell
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ Are sure it's not weird ?
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I wish
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I can hear you saying this
My dad loves to joke around with people . It's too funny
Some people are just too embarrassing for words
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ seriously ! we could have
I actually get hit on allot by guys I'm just really picky when it comes to boys . Haha oh well
hopefully I was one of them because I just favorited that
My mom just asked me what ' idk ' meant . I replied with ' i don't know ' & amp ; she's like fine whatever . Omg .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hey I had a game , only reason I could deal
Why is _TWITTER-ENTITY_ so funny
So there's that .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ do it
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ we sounded rough afterwards !
Okay WSU fans you won one game ... It's not a national championship game or anything ..
Monica's scooter story has me cracking up
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Okay .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ #stalking but is that me crying in the background
This advisor better hurry up and meet with me , I got better things to do like be on my phone
I've gone to your house like twice _TWITTER-ENTITY_ but you're never there
Shoutout to _TWITTER-ENTITY_ for making it to class
What the hell am I doing ..... Ahhh
DYING at what _TWITTER-ENTITY_ just showed me .
Planning a future out together & gt ;
We are talking about whore houses in history quality education
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ boo lovin
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ you a day late in this fight
I'm gonna pretend like I didn't see that ... Just know that it was funny
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ omg haha
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ omg its perfect
I've been way too lazy today
I told my mom she needed to work on her driving ... Like I should be the one talking about driving .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ got damn lol ill be there this summer for a summer Job
Anyone want to swap me $50 for a $50 best buy gift card ? Please ?
When you text someone just to tell them thank you & gt ; & gt ; & gt ; & gt ; #GoldStarAwardForYou
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ so merry . Such Christmas . Wowwww ☺️
My mom just said after 3 beers she feels it . Lightweight . You're not a Schlapp
My boy bought me subway now I'm ready to tap
I like when people have their read and unread on but I refuse to turn mine on lol
I feel like a 6 year old that had sugar for breakfast jumping off walls and what not
“ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ : I feel like I made jake laugh extra hard with those text” really did ole girl needs to chill
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ my dad gave me a bunch of coupons he found on the bar !
Gretta right now & gt ; & gt ; & gt ;
Glad the bears showed up to play today
I still can't believe that Ohio St. player flicked off every nigga in that stadium . #HesGotHairOnHisPeaches
That Choir video _TWITTER-ENTITY_ posted on insta made my day
\Guys don't go down on their girlfriends enough ! Eat the pussy alllll night longgggg ! " "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ I hope this happens to you . But only no C section .
I like emotions in my texts . Hit some lol's and some emojis and we're good
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ HAHAHAHA I LOVE IT
I can always rely on _TWITTER-ENTITY_ to make me laugh ! We blame Obama and society ! Psh , see we aren't naive . Girl bye !
Omg that picture just had me to done
Fellas . She's not going on a date with you . Stop trying
The text I just got > & gt ; & gt ; & gt ;
How ' bout I record it for you ? _TWITTER-ENTITY_
Just loled so hard .... Have fun with that sweetie
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ their coffee is nasty
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahaha I am watching it !!!!!! but I have seen it so many times ...
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I can see that
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ love that background bro
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ Uh oh ! It's even snapchat official
Just remembering mine and _TWITTER-ENTITY_ New Year's Eve a couple years ago
Phones on 69%
I remember when i was 4 on my first tball team and they let me pick out a hat and when i picked redsox my dad teared up❤
BAHAHAHHA I just slammed my mom so bad . My dad and I are dying laughing .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ omg makayla
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ dude he went HAM on the selfies today
\Maybe they're friends with him , so they're immune to his face " "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ HAHAH . But he actually just did . 2 of them !
\We're going kosher deli on this bitch ""
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ not _TWITTER-ENTITY_ then ...
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ haha I'll float like Marcus does
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ this is amazing
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Thcov just posted another video our reaction when we saw his first one & gt ; & gt ;
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ okay scared for life . thanks for that .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ looking real good in _TWITTER-ENTITY_ pictures
uts are good for you " #ShitNicoleSays #TheySureAreMom "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ I just died .. I get the spottiest reception out here ... I'd better see you both when I'm back ! #ENOCHHH
Drew Brown drunk & gt ; & gt ; & gt ;
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ has to jog to keep up with my walking .. lol
My dad just tried to race a mustang in his Tundra
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ just said she could be half alien I love this bitch
\Inspiration to be a whore " hahaha "
drizzy kate young savage is the greatest thing anyone could of ever came up with
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahaha !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hmmm yeah , maybe one day .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you missed all the excitement bend ... And snap
Reading your tweed really make me wanna punch you in the face #stupidbitch
I punk out at the last minute on getting my nipples pierced , nope couldn't do it
It's like , you didn't even use your blinker .. And the white lines are in the middle of the road for a reason #BadCop #NoQuality
Watching spongebob like a child
\Make corn on the cob hillbilly style ! " "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I'm about to make that picture my background .. Is they creepy ?
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you be salty af .
Crazy that this is my second homecoming of being out of highschool and I'm still not 18
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ no you just don't know good hockey teams when you see them
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Lauren & amp ; Larena * but OMG I love them too !!!!
We didn't get the whole chocolate bar but we got a Hershey Kiss .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ it was more of like a side fall like I was slide tackling in soccer in soccer or something
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ lol they gonna be on the look out for you
Nice tattoo on your tit
This bruise on my leg from the other night lmao #unreal #imabadgirl
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you just made my night !!!
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I cried to Keshav poor Keshav ..
Kyle is soooooooooo hot _TWITTER-ENTITY_
Skip bayless loves Friday
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ how are you
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ did it work
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ should take over the playboy mansion when Hugh passes away .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I can't stop laughing hahahahaha
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ the fact that you remember that Doug good job !!
why did I waste my time on oomf ?
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ #daymade
I'm surrounded by a bunch of white preppy private school kids not my scene
1001 you cool . But where my kid at ?
I think _TWITTER-ENTITY_ & amp ; _TWITTER-ENTITY_ need to show me videos & amp ; funny messages of _TWITTER-ENTITY_ very soon☺
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ it really needed to be said
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Hahaha wow .
scrubbin the preschoolers ass on this fine morning
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ okay then sir
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ i love how _TWITTER-ENTITY_ sleeps 24/7 yet he likes tyler . Its because he is always there for a good football analogy
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ only you !! I fell asleep on Will at like 10 and responded to all my texts and the light woke me up
This will be interesting today
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ alright dude I quit damn
I apologize to anyone who passed me on my way home , the radio played all the good songs that require dancing , hope you enjoyed the show !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ were you sick or something
I wanna get up early tomorrow and go for a run . Don't see it happening though
And the glow stuff is everywhere all around the room , it just doesn't show up in pictures
And I fall off the table at lunch #onlyme
Definitely just ran into a tree
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Omgg I love you
But when my dad left \it " on for me to cry "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Hahaha how I'd sit back and go on and on about how attractive I thought some one was . Everytime they'd stand up .
10 hours ☺️
He fucking called her Peyton Manning
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I keep replaying it
\ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ : At least Andy doesn't have to worry about Drew getting fat ... #sweetjesus _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ " Seriously "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ that's exactly what I was thinking when I was typing
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ OH YEAH
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ wait are we talking about class ?! I wish I had a picture of you from Saturday night
My little sister is a drama queen , & amp ; I love every minute of it .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I'm straight up dying right now
RIP We Just Killed The Club !
Someone just yelled bless you to me from outside when I sneezed #thanksdude
I'm just so disgusted right now ✋
I'm sure you shall me someone happy one day
Bad Grandpa is hilarious Knoxville is just awesome .
Please keep this going !!
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ yes and I used it yesterday !
I called _TWITTER-ENTITY_ and woke him up to hear his voice . ☺️ I love you .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ what goes in must come out .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ bri shut up you're so negative
I guess it was a good night when the search on your Facebook was \mike Kroll " _TWITTER-ENTITY_ "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ attempt at a snapchat video & lt ; & lt ; & lt ; & lt ; & lt ; & lt ;
Can't wait till she sees that tweet
I love how he talks to his video games like it's an actual person
At this point I have so many civil drunk conversations with people I don't know who hates me anymore
I remember when I was in major need of a nose job _TWITTER-ENTITY_
I'm watching Edward scissor hands _TWITTER-ENTITY_
\You're too busy getting drunk to come see me " two summers ago .. "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ chace . YES THERE IS . and you take things too far , too often ! Hahah
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ crying , but bring a stuffed animal ( tbh , idek why i asked people to bring pillowpets )
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ omg keep goin this is hilarious
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ You've literally tweeted that 3 times now
Saw on Facebook that my mom was listening to my Pop Punk Spotify Playlist
cass left her window open
S/O to everyone who calls my little brother \Little Andrew ""
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I gotchu
My handwriting gets about 10 times bigger when I have to write these essays
When you drop your dog off at the groomers and he totally gives you the nastiest look
I'm so stupid I'm not doing this
Welcome to the world of concussions _TWITTER-ENTITY_ ! Hopefully you've learned a lot from my experiences .
21 jump street with pepper and jordan
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ just reminded me of you !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahah you gotta get me in the loop
Why do softball girls have the biggest asses
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ this is almost as good as the hallway story
\What are you doing ya faggot ? " thanks mom #loveyoutoo "
One karaoke night and dads a singing machine ! He won't stop !!
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I was just joking lol I'm just bored . Don't trip
Literally LOLing at the thought of Sam yelling at me to get off the phone cause we needed to get a cab _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_
As AB was celebrating , my mom said \He looks like he's in a video game " "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ everyone in my class is just dripping wet
Desperate times , call for desperate measures #LOL
I'm not even a heat fan I just hate the spurs
dad : Gracie what you doin ? Textin your boyfriend ? Gracie : I don't have one dad I'm 7dad : so ? Abbie's 14 and that's all she does all day ? K
Me & amp ; some old man were picking out subs together at Buscemi's and he said he'd get a big one and share it with me
this little kid in target just got so excited when he saw a slip n slide
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahaha that's too funny
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I literally laughed at myself for like 20 minutes
I just got a cookie slip for yelling at mr. stockinger .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ That would be you max
Who wants to come out tonight and shake their asses with me ! Lmao
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ just helping a buddy out I'm always here for my friends
When you're talking about the relatable things you did when you were a kid and someone says something weird and everyone gets silent
My work outs are gonna make my brothers butt big cause we do the same things but he gets back muscle outta it
i got a 1 on the ap world history exam
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ I miss y'all to soopie .......
its so funny how many people are jealous of rowan #haterz
I feel bad for the people that are texting me , I get so caught up in twitter I leave em hangin
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ that's ridiculous -_- I can get a 100 and still have a 28
That made me laugh so hard
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ bison !
Must suck to just settle for less all the time .
That pic I just sent though _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ that's what I thought ! thanks for clearing that up . #gymprobz
What a great fake oregon
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I told you ! It was so humid which is weird since its inside
\What redbox did we take it to last ? " too funny . "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ there estfriends ""
Mmm damn my mom is going in on the phone
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ that's terrible !
rob ear fucked nick with a cucumber _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_
My mom just told me if I don't shut up she was gonna put me in a boat and sink it
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ if I'm there , there's no such thing as a bad time
If you could give me a hint that would be just lovely
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hehe you know .
I'm making my grandma listen to 2000's Hip-Hop and I'm pretty sure she wants to kill herself
Haha me and gill are probably the only ones underdressed for this thing
I wanna have a roommate so I have someone to hangout with at night cause I get bored . Id prob annoy the fuck out of them though
The more ppl who ask after I say no just makes me really not want to go #
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ I have been in dire need of a good laugh all day ! .... feeling all better now !
Why can't you retweet your own tweets ?
Those hangover poops tho < & gt ; & lt ; & gt ; & lt ; & gt ;
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ guys it's the real sharkeisha #thisbitchcanhit
The text I just sent _TWITTER-ENTITY_
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I swear I would have walked around with a trash bag full of ice if you didn't know where the baggies were today
Just found out my uncle smokes weed #HappyEasterEverOne
A fucking puss bag she says
I'm getting a bit adventurous with my endeavors lately
Aubrey is probably so mad at me right now
I seriously feed off of your unhappiness . It great .
Excited to hear Taylor Swifts next breakup song after that one .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I need to do it with you ! I might cry but oh well
This night already
\Would you believe me if I said I'm in lovee ? " no #HA "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ tweets are just perfect
So I was at target earlier today and this old lady comes up and asks me to hold her food . I ate it and left the trash on the floor
“ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ : Finally I can cruise with _TWITTER-ENTITY_ whenever we want ” yessss I'm about to be at your house for the 3rd time today
#1 the first thing you've every really said to me was no , so idk where that leaves us
I can't help my mom make food because I end up eating most of it .
The video I just watched has me in tears I'm laughing so hard . _TWITTER-ENTITY_
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ lmao but I never even knew that
Like what how did that even happen .
My last tweet reminds me of my bby gurl _TWITTER-ENTITY_
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ go with that iPod life
Been running wide ass open . And I'm not stoping . About to leave again
They got a datin website for farmers only now what has this world come to ?
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahaha sike even the iger " said I did "
Best night working , ever
Watching videos from 4 years ago made by the Newark kids in my class .... Danny , Ryan , Matt , Emily , Erin #hilarious
You're hot as fuck . There I said it . brb dying . #player
Out of the loop , I should really use social media when I'm home and not just at school
When _TWITTER-ENTITY_ snaps me pics of someone and I think it is someone completely different
In shock wtf this nigga saying holy whattttttyt
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ if he really wants a ring , we needs to transfer over to the mlb and play for the BSox #Mr . October
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ nicks tryna get laid by college girls get itttttt
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ so apparently you are texting my ex , whom I'm guaranteeing you've never met , talking shit about her- people are moronic
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ doesn't like Instagram .. You don't get out much lol
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I died laughing .
When the Indian guy from Comcast tells _TWITTER-ENTITY_ he sounds very aggravated
\Like I stepped on her face with my cleat , Kari ... I was fucking pissed . " _TWITTER-ENTITY_ "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ naw I brought my water bottle
Bitches be like \I love you so much " after 2 days of dating "
he back looks like a nursing bra . " _TWITTER-ENTITY_ #tennisdresses "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ That's what me and Kristen did in the kitchen !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahahah erika and I sat and laughed at it for a good five minutes
Don't play the player
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ literally throw back Thursday I MISS IT
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ perfect .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ okay just stahpppp I fucked up
She keeps licking me .
This little girl walks into work today and goes \okay , where do they keep the candy in this place ? " #toocute "
My aunts boyfriend probably thinks I'm weird
Caught my hair on fire
I'm weird but it happens .
The fact that randos are talking about us on the internet about being friends with Blount . Stalking here vine & amp ; insta ! _TWITTER-ENTITY_
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ chew tobacco chew tobacco chew tobacco spit
I will never forget the time I tried a dip in metzger's basement for the first time and profusely vomiting afterwards
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Hahaha !! I knew it !! That's one of my favorite episodes !!
My mom and I are so immature
Emerald is cracking me up .
You got my gift yet ? _TWITTER-ENTITY_
Messing with the beans pandora station to make them look like a bunch of chumps !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ lol he called me too
I'm so done✋
at Alyssa joke
don't give yourself that much credit bro
in Madden i went 0/5 on 3rd downs but 5/5 on 4th downs
Cuddling with Emma
Does anyone remember the chocolate phone back in like 3rd grade ?
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ this new girl even knows me I feel like they are my family ; that's how close we are .
Brooke's the funniest person to mess with
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I just laughed so hard
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ man stilly is my real home but need to focus on school and not bars so prolly should stay here a while ! New freshman every year
Big guy , huge truck , blurred lines _TWITTER-ENTITY_
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ if where talking about the same justin . He almost got in a fight at work .
\Let's face it Katie , a Marriage and Relationship class would never be of any assistance for our lives . " #catladies _TWITTER-ENTITY_ "
Uncle Tom \you were too stuck up when I met you " Auntie " why'd you'd take me out for " Uncle Tom " because you had nice boobs " that's real "
\ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ : If you wear flips flops and you're a boy , get the fuck out my life . " I wear jordan flip flops everywhere lol awk "
Subtweets are so funny to read when you know who the people are talking about !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ was that New Years ? I feel like that was another night cuz we were originally at Lucas's and those girls got in a fight .
I've ate way to much freaking food . It's kind of a bad deal
\I don't do the 3 some . I'll do the 2 some and if needed the 1 some but not the 3 some . " wise words of _TWITTER-ENTITY_ "
“ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ : Never seen Syd freak out on an ump before way to break your shell kid _TWITTER-ENTITY_ ” I WAS DYING
“ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ : #SluttyConfessions One time , a boy winked at me . With both eyes . At the same time . ”
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ for real doe or playdoe ?
wait either Alexis is snoring or breathing really deeply hahahaha
i remember when i couldn't sleep in past 10
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ just blast really sad Mayday songs .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ step ya game up boy !
Lets see how many texts before I get a response
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you were right no school . now the question is when is practice
Just watched We're the Millers with _TWITTER-ENTITY_
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ um yeah we got back to my house and um what we were told to get we failed bad ..... his fault lol
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ that wasn't even about you . Oh wait , it was .
On some real shit I ain't even tryna sting but my one manager look like the predator from alien vs predator
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ and _TWITTER-ENTITY_ during academy today & gt ; & gt ; & gt ; & gt ;
But wait it's funny cause I know who the kid actually wants
I'm never anyone's #wcw unless it's some ratchet photo oh well .
Thankful that we don't have to work at the postale this Black Friday _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_
Bianca's caller I'd for me
Zach and Nick get me weak every time they say something #FunniestKidsEver
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ yep #gentelmen
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ Probably about me since I tweeted about y'all staring ..
People who send me snap chats of themselves singing to random songs literally make my day #donthesitate
When my dog gets shit stuck to his fur and he just walks around the house like everything's cool & gt ; & gt ; & gt ; & gt ;
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ so am I ...
Lol at the fact that my mom told my dad to make sure I don't leave the house in wrinkly pants #priorities
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you would
Some girls post pictures of themselves on instagram and there faces are scary AF
If anyone ever said to me ext time we fuck I don't wanna fuck , I wanna make love . " I'd laugh and walk away "
Don't play possum with me ...
Cracking up listening to Hedlund at this home lecture
Watching home videos and I'm wondering how I wasn't diagnosed with ADHD
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ what you don't like girls with facial hair or fucked up teeth ?
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ we have practice AGAIN TOMORROW
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ like what way to walk into Edwards ? Maybe I wouldn't have been late for three weeks of classes #coastalgirlprob
Wait ✋ the girl just went in her house and can't out with matching boots .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ lmao jacoby jones damnit
Just wrote the whole human behavior review packet on my notecard
If you're trying to make me feel bad it's really not working so
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ fighting with this old Arab man is killing me
Oomf just sent me a picture that is 100% my life
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahaha , you know the drill .
Twitter is seriously killing me right now . #loling at everyone's tweets .
The only rebellious thing _TWITTER-ENTITY_ can do is speed
Like , I really live in the fucking woods ...
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ HAHAHAHAHA oh my
You're pretty cool and this kid used to always talk about your body in PE
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ shut up
How we were trying to figure out who was it for hide and seak looked like we was bowing down to pray
Snuck up on ashy scared the shit out of him #niggawasshook
I prefer the over the
The 40-Year-Old virgin is possibly the funniest movie I've ever watched .
my teacher just called fake uggs \ foot coverings " "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ of course she did
Woke up at 5:30 AM and decided to get my day going .. After going to bed at 9PM .... I'm like an old person
\Do you like dig him , like a miner . Because if you did that'd be coal " -Jacob "
Hahahhah as stupid as the Tyler perry movies are they are hilarious
I remember when i use to stress about girls
Hahahahahahah some of the things I see on twitter
Oops sorry I had too !
That girls was definitely on drugs lol _TWITTER-ENTITY_ #PCB2013
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ You're an ugly whore
I hate when people call softball baseball and I don't even play softball
I think Matt and Thomas should join the soccer team ..
The fact that my mom actually bought me cowboy boots…
Vote me for worst case of senioritis #SENIORS2014
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I just noticed it in the background of one of my pics , I had to
oh my god
These tweets were all doing are so wrong
If you're gonna be rude don't be an anonymous little bitch about it .
Last day ! #bye
Lol #CBJ is man handling the leafs . This is excellent , 4-0 now
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I did actually lol but the ref force me to get out
I just got a picture if Jaide in the middle of her yawn
I love Americas funniest videos !
I met the nicest Canadian man at work today .. And when I say nicest , I mean NICEST . He was blown away that I knew what town he was from
We all ride for _TWITTER-ENTITY_
Talking with kaylees mom is the best
Put that whistle in yo face biiiitch
So I did the lemonade prank at school and someone got pissed . I think they broke the door trynna see who did it
The Heat is hands down the most hilarious movie I've ever seen .
I can't with this phone convo right now
Well that's embarrassing ... People don't want you as bad as you think so don't be cocky about it
Me and Sarah have too many issues for any guy to handle . #ThatsWhyWeAreSingle
daaaaamn Heather _TWITTER-ENTITY_
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ i would rather listen to that than this tho
I really don't want to beat this dude up !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ haha , I did it on the sidelines when we played y'all .
Watching grown ups 2
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Ikr . And okay let's go haha this is our ride
Going to the gym this early is funny as hell . Haven't seen 99% of these people in my life
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ it is
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I picked up the entire container and dumped the rest in my cup
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ LMFAO Veronica I'm just having a convo not fighting
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ lmfao ! me and ky just said that
Just found out who the new closet slut is lmfao
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ haha well if I stopped loving people because of their poor attire _TWITTER-ENTITY_ would be out of luck !!! #UnconditionalLove
Thanks _TWITTER-ENTITY_ for taking the pictures
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ I didn't notice
\I've had to listen to fucking country music all damn day " -Vern _TWITTER-ENTITY_ "
You send me a fb friend request , and your profile pic is of two rebel flags ... #hmmm #goodjoke
What is the difference between erotic and kinky ? Erotic is using the feather , kinky is using the whole chicken .
“ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ : If rocks are being thrown at you and you fall off of your donkey ... did you just get stoned off your ass ? ”
I wonder if sage had a good time with my family
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you tweeted at yourself ... HAHAHA LOSER . YOU HAVE NO FRIENDS .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ tweets about Dalton's gaming addiction
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ awesome recap !!! Seriously LOL'ed at the Ford Fiesta Luxury package .
\Wait you never heard of eye herpes ?! " _TWITTER-ENTITY_ "
I don't know why I haven't been watching Friends before now ... It's great
It only took Gabe 1 minute to ask
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Scottie sheets & gt ; & gt ;
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ jokes on you , you can't lift/throw me .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ they look so good on you boo ! ☺
Am I thirst for already putting my outfit together for NLCC ??
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ we are LOSERS !! Haha ! Jk ! #lonely
This little girl using the bathroom while whispering a song .
But like ... How does it feel to be so hated ? Actually , loathed .
I found out my uncle's work has an office in farmingdale
don't tell me who i can't talk to
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ someone asked you if you were down with the brown and you said chocolate ice cream I can't
Getting my eyebrows done today
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ i wouldnt doubt it .. The white guy def had to kill us to join the gang but we ran the fuck outta there
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ makes my life
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ my bad Levi that was towards twiddle dumb kidding !
Nothing like using an old engagement ring to propose to your girlfriend . #badluck
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahaha I am laughing so hard rn
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ and I are the worst at studying ... what is our conversation right now ?!
Guys tweets kill me
Da-da-da dats my wound .
And the race Escape got stuck again ...
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ got anything to send my way
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ he just shot . You . Down . In . Cold . Cold . COLD . WATER
Watching my sister _TWITTER-ENTITY_ golf definitely gives me a confidence boost
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ they won't know what hit them hahahaha
Lol that's awk I have no pool
I just dropped my phone on face , on some high shit
Someone tell me they're proud of me for plucking my eyebrows .
drunk phone calls from _TWITTER-ENTITY_ & gt ; & gt ;
The little things get me so mad and if you have a problem with it say it to my face or swallow children , cause its who I am won't change
I have not seen this kid in forever
Hangover 3 comes out this weekend
If you don't call your BFF before school go talk about things , are you really bffs ? _TWITTER-ENTITY_ #qtna
Got marked absent again
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Haha why just check out Augusta high schoolers on twitter
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ lol I know I love it !! #MakesMyDayBetter
Aunt Bethany in Christmas Vacation
My dad said he's an uneducated A hole
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ omg yes bc all of your \yea " " ok " " ttyl " messages were so romantic "
When life gives you lemons make lemonade & amp ; then find someone whos life gives them vodka & amp ; make a good ass drink ! ( Of course when youre 21 )
Good luck getting a good job without a degree better get used to that minimum wage
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ just screamed out Peta Malarack and a guy just turned to her and said ya what ?! #highlight #awkward
Zach and Miri make a porno is my ish now
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ HAHAHAH eff you guys !!!
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I always have heaven within 3 feet of me !
oh no Mada's back to making teams for me
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you are so mean !!
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ \how bad do you want it ? " I think the sentence used the most tonight was " Marissa , breathe " hahaha "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hey it makes life interesting .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahaha I love you
Casual parents here sitting at the bar
I think my moms more excited about ISU then I am
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ lmfao my bad haha
i told the elephants to forget it , but they cantttt
It's okay though , they don't even know what work ethic is !
My cousin is sitting here telling me when the easiest times to get pregnant are ... uhhhh are you trying to tell me something orrrr ??? ✋
Which one of you ladies wants a sign tonight ?! ❤ #ConcordiaChillin #MarchMadness
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Santa would be proud
Hahahahahahaha at least I can have kids if I want ! Lolol . ✌
I buy the best gifts for people
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ whattt ?!? #dieing #laughter
All girls have jealousy issues . At least about one thing . #GirlProblems
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I love myself and you of course haha no really , I know right ?
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ klaras armpit dust ? the fuck is wrong with you
parking next to the person that almost killed you
this is the most I've laughed in a while .
You know it's Christmas in the Zeve household when instead of helping clear the table your sister is twerking to One Republic #hoehoehoe ❤️
When I have my headphones in I act like I can't hear my mom , even though I know absolutely everything she's saying .
\I guess I thought I was a baller lastnight " oh my fucking god "
Me and Ash said we are our own race of people
just handed my dad a Popsicle and he replies hank you Jesus " im crying "
computers freshman year i love you
Too excited to tat up _TWITTER-ENTITY_
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ HAHAHAHAHA calling you that from now on !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ we'll yeah after a long night of eating pussy and fucking drunk girls
No one loves you Toby .
Are you kidding me the trash guy just fell and dropped all my trash
Pic someone and stay with them
And you think I'm crazy
I think the only person that's ever done a wcw for me is lyndon like a year ago
Lol _TWITTER-ENTITY_ the fact that _TWITTER-ENTITY_ got my free throws on tape & amp ; sent then to _TWITTER-ENTITY_
Okay eating ribs at 1am .... BRB
I say so many stupid things
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahaha oh god why I love you
I bet he will
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I've been trying to scrub my nails for like 20 minutes trying to get it off
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ it wasn't serious
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ and a mansion in Cuba but I can take care of my boys with that amount of money
I guarantee half of the girls tweeting about Jesus and #MyLife13 right now will be giving some guy head or getting wasted next Weekend
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ You are my hero . I'm dead
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ he'll be so mad at us hahahaha
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahahaha omg
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahahah no kidding
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I didn't even copy ur math packet
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ not my fault you're a little bitch
This is the first year i have all Christmas presents bought earlier than two days before
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ my snapchats are a example
Just cause i retweet you doesn't mean i like you . think again .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ and I are the same person #everyonehasfakegirlfriends
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ OMG HAHAHA BEATRICE
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ but legit , reevaluate that idea ! Ahahahaha
I have 10 videos on my phone from Friday ..
Pretty sure I've gained strength and muscle from these past 6 months with AJ
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahahahaha seriously ! ❤
Walking around naked because Ashley likes it
I take way too many pictures of myself
#IRememberIGotInTroubleFor trying to unwrap corners of Christmas presents to see what was inside _TWITTER-ENTITY_
Mayo's tweets tonight & gt ; & gt ; & gt ;
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ like thatll ever happen
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I know you do ... But we will be back together in a month and our love will be stronger than ever ❤
Snapchatting Jeff & gt ; & gt ; & gt ;
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ yooooo hahahaha that can't be real lmfao
Attempting to carry clean laundry and coffee upstairs at the same time is not the best idea ☕️ #klutz
LAST DAY OF NANNYINGLAST DAY OF NANNYINGLAST DAY OF NANNYINGLAST DAY OF NANNYINGLAST DAY OF NANNYINGLAST DAY OF NANNYING
I know I can't sing .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahahaha i just laughed so loud ,
Highlight of my night was when _TWITTER-ENTITY_ hit the guy with my pole that was running the track
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ remember when we used to play in your drive way and I thought it was good .....? Excuse me while I laugh HA
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ can we please all hang again soon that night was too funny
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you're watching that too ?
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ leave it to sayra !
I wishhhhhhhhh I could've saved the snapchat of _TWITTER-ENTITY_ singing to me
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I love when you tweet about her . Seriously makes me laugh so hard
can't believe we just got into an ccident ""
Lol can you tell I gave up
Take payments , for my car ... people are crazy !
Krogering on thanksgiving . Yeah I'm not hungry or anything
I haven't laughed that hard in something In forever _TWITTER-ENTITY_ #dumbwaystodie
Me and _TWITTER-ENTITY_ can never seem to shake our break ups so we just get back together
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ it was infront of Ur house actually
God bless my best friend for dealing with my emotional ass at this time of month . He's a trooper . LOL ❤
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ oh I guess that makes sense
I love when people screw up the best thing they could ever have for something so stupid
I'm pretty sure I almost broke my neck just now .
\We had six bottles of vodka and we're out ? " " Well we've been here for two days . " "
our group convos & gt ; & gt ; _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_
The things dr vermilya notices when he's sitting at his desk
\Too late dude , she's with me right now . She says that my peepee's way bigger than yours . And that's if I fold it in half . " "
I love talking about guys with Savanna .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I seriously just got up to go pee
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ no they don't cause your pics are so damn filtered with your lightskin ass . And Matilda is like 5 with straight across bangs ??
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ DYING
Maybe I'm serious maybe I'm not
Katy just said I make Kendall look like shit
Spencer's never had chipotle .. Like what is wrong with you . What kind of life are you living
Nathan just asked me out over the phone
This boy my sister watches got in-school suspension for back talking a teacher and saying \ okay grandma " "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ lol you're a dork
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahaah I wouldn't doubt it
But knowing Holden and I's luck , we'll have a hermaphrodite baby
Why does some one become a bully ? Neglect ! Abuse ! I'm a cubs fan ! Lmao #simpsonslogic
If I won the lottery , I'd make a company to hire all the people I hate . Then , I'd fire them
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ ight dawg
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ your telling me . I have work ...
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ really ? I didn't notice .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ your an exception ... If you need a clothing iron to straighten it , your defff an exception
Alyssa I'm not really going
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I was about to say , a hoe ?
I'm doing anatomy home work on a Saturday . YUP I need some friends
And shoutout to _TWITTER-ENTITY_ for trucking me today and making me look like a nice Persian rug and then thinking that I was concussed
My mom just asked who Stanley was omg
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ your twitter name
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ do you remember me dog ??
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ good one
Alex just called me to tell his story about the birds he saw
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ oh good I can't wait to have it thrown back in my face at least you're on the other side of the world , just stay there k ?
Has me over here doin hand stands
What me and _TWITTER-ENTITY_ are talking about rn & gt ; & gt ;
Music up all the way just to piss off my mom
For like two months I watch notorious B.I.G everyday twice a day
Carmen's the funniest Kidd I've ever meet !
You're nothing like I excepted and I like it
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ LMFAO oh god youre gonna get me in trouble cause i'm gonna b laughing omg
You're obsessed with him and it's so obvious
Ha ! . That tweet made me laugh .
#VictoriaSecretFashionShow Drinking Game : Every time you feel insecure about your body , take a drink ... and eat a pint of ice cream .
I forgot how crazy ISU Is during the walk
\If I did track I would run to friendlys and eat vanilla ice cream , with hot fudge , and wet walnuts " _TWITTER-ENTITY_ "
I'm laughing too hard right now ... _TWITTER-ENTITY_
Bahaha the Hyundai commercial Bahahah #SuperBowlCommercials
Sitting in the same room with Hailey and Autumn , and hearing both of their phones go off at the same time when I tweet ..
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ shut the fuck up noooo
The stuff that I do at 4 in the morning
That was so fun #seniors
it's funny how you thought I was joking
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ that just got me so excited
Maybe just poke it
My dog just ran in my glass door ! I can't even deal right now
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ All talk no bite Justin .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ mine and _TWITTER-ENTITY_ speech class has a lot in it !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I should probably go to rehab .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I hope so ! I'm kinda depending on you ! Hahah
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I won't! And I got you a Vegas bra for your invisible boobs too
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ sorry I'm just #WhiteTrash
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ sorry bout it
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahaha I forgot about that , guess _TWITTER-ENTITY_ and Mrs Sauer weren't to close #TooFunny
Already succeeded to get lost on my first errand run ... Sooo ... How would one get to Byerly's from Kowalski's ...
Seriously wore my sweats to thanksgiving ! Had to break out the stretchy pants . Judge awaaayyyyyy .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ OMG . That's crazy ! I was just stalking his Vine last night & amp ; said the same thing !
I'm watching an episode of cops that's I pittsburgh
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ wish I remembered the texts instead hahaha
Mr McClung just got crunk with logarithms #algebra2
that would so happen to me
I just took a selfie with a jar of pickles
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ oh I didn't pee on the floor I pissed in my clothes basket with all clean clothes in it . so it didn't make it to the floor
No no no fuck dot
Krista's brother really just said he could keep my legs warm with his beard ...
Oh shit they done pulled NSync back together
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ let me stop playinn
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ oh I know . I'd be out down in idol history
If you're watching the show stop feeling bad about yourself and change it you know or just don't watch it like mwah
Kyle makes me laugh so much
merissa is so mean .. Saying I'm the mean one shoooooot !
going all out for the Hanover and Atlee game Friday and I don't even go to either one of those schools
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ lol you know why
Drunk people trying to take a fishhook out of someone's thumb hilarious
I love how we said goodnight twenty minutes ago but we're still texting .
You're 12 ... You don't know what love is lol
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ is cute
Yep that's the best defense in the Sec
Don't think Scottia knows what she's in for .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ lol the one I never wanted to go and see
I forgot I still got all these pictures
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ : lol at all the people who think they're gonna get free sperrys from tagging them on Instagram
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you can
and you better learn to deal with me getting mad and jealous all the time cause we're gonna get married . you're stuck with me
but the Blood Shed and Corn Stalkers was fun to walk through in the rain without glasses on with everything being blurry af
I saw can crash earlier
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I made one on Christian mingle
Just passed door mans house ..... Maybe not that funny .
There's so many pictures of me attempting it
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ you both seem really gay when I'm scrolling threw my twitter ... Sorry guys !! Haha
Only a best friend says \if I could put my boyfriend in another body , I would . Just so you could get laid " "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ post in Overhears just now & gt ; & gt ; & gt ;
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ just died a little bit
Just ran into someone from Penn State at Temple
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ bet your knees do too .
I keep forgetting i have a dress on #whoops
I den already got the snow wardrobe out im ready for the winter niggas got scarfs , earmuffs , wool socks , long johns no silver
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ y'all make me sound like a horrible person
Well I hope my book bag is clean by tomorrow
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ mom just took a selfie with me
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ that is the funniest joke I have every herd
I failed the stupid test at work .. Now everyone thinks I'm dumb .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ haha what you actually meant by that is , \About to go with Tyler to the gym & amp ; watch him workout " "
I can't wait till she cheats on you oh wait lol probs already did
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I'm dying laughing at our moms skyping .. Your mom is giving my mom step by step instructions on how to decorate the tree
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ I think Mrs. Lewis was getting a little annoyed with us
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ that has me cracking up at work !! these guys think I'm crazy laughing out of no where !
This scene makes the best gifs
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ the amount of texts I got about that tweet #ohlord
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ yes ; are you tone def ?
Nana is judging me cause I'm and atheist . She thinks I'm too young to believe what I believe In
I see this customer and I go hiiii and he responds \MAN I WISH I WAS " hahahaha right there with you old man "
I don't think I've laughed this much in forever .
You have your self a beauty queen .
Can I capture this ? _TWITTER-ENTITY_
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ oh yeah true .. he just dumped her for you !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ And where was you at 2am Mr ??? Past your curfew lmao jk ! You should know it's freezing out ! ☁️
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ funniest thing I've read today
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ britt plz
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ just loled
4 turnovers in 7 plays
I think the only reason I'm getting results this fast is because I try outdoing my cousin even tho he's like 4 times bigger than me
My grandpa sees Carrie Underwood and asks , \Is that Britney ? " "
When Alec threw the pole in the lake on her first cast & gt ; & gt ; & gt ; #citygirlprobs
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ churn down for nothing ! Wanna buy a crossbow or guitar
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ dad sending me snapchats of fireball shots
Let's put her in the trunk
Sucks to suck doesn't it
Or even alive ..
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ my dad just let me go out
Talk about buying an absurd amount of kinky shit
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you should stop singing
Molls said I fein for Huron girls maybe tomorrow
Haley and nick are just so cute . Wanna know how I know this ? Because she keeps telling me over and over and over ....
That moment when you find out your ex slept with someone recently and they are hit as fuck > & gt ; & gt ; & gt ; & gt ; & gt ; & gt ; & gt ; #BRB #Dying
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ bahahaha this was perfect to wake up to on Monday morning
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ ❤ ...... Oh wait you can't see emojis
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Hahahaha so true .
That moment of disappointment when your phone goes off and it's not who you want it to be
I just witnessed _TWITTER-ENTITY_ falling off his bed . Night = made
And we'd be drunk for days
That dude was in my driving school class .
Me and my grandma have the same leggings
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ good try though buddy
this guy is so funny
Nolan's parents are so adorable trying to figure out how to use their new laptop
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ they're gonna get stomped .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I'm a lazy person . & amp ; yes our tweets are usually close to being the same .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I just died
I just snapped my fingers at my cat so she would come to me , but instead right when I snapped she plopped on the ground lol
If you're reading this .. You actually checked to see if I did
Only _TWITTER-ENTITY_ would casually say \I know some billionaires who are renting out a loft if you want to go " lmfaoo okay Allison "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ bring me some I left all my snacks at home today
Ever had sex while camping ? It's fucking intense
I shouldn't like that song as much as I do
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ unless you are joking with me , yes way ! I'm dying !
Lici is so stupid
“ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ : So small neighbors came over an ask me was I gutting you ... I said nope just laying some pipe”
Literally cannot stop laughing at this group chat ..
He Harlem shake video we made last night ....
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I literally just watched a desperate house wives episode where this happens
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ haha I know
\A douche bag 5000 " lmao I can't "
Thought I heard someone queef but it was just _TWITTER-ENTITY_ truck . #LOL
I think Shelby likes twitter fights
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I messed that tweet up so bad . He walked past this fish market right ?
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ did you hear him when he was talking to Angie ?
Baron Davis has lost his mind
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ sureee did
When you can hear your dad snoring from the other room & gt ; & gt ;
We will say that we are some talking like 1029484829 times but we keep answering each other
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ what ?
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ people who don't look good wearing white pants
When mrs Golding told the class I was from Compton & gt ; & gt ; & gt ;
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Oooooooh thanks !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ that's very true .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ like tebowing everywhere & gt ; & gt ; and doing the Andrew Pendleton
I facetime in the shower and ?
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ we are just one big group of shit talkers which is why we all got along so well
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ well at least she was hot
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahahahaahaha #BieberFever #lezbehonest
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ it'll happen . that's why we still talk 24/7
when they do the alleyoop
not really . He's to busy showing off his truck .
My phone calls consist of , work and my mom .
Watching supercross at salt lake and my sister goes who's America ?
my five year old cousin has three girlfriends so there's that
Wow .. I'm such a backseat driver .
So apparently Chet likes it in the ass from black guys ..?
What Luke asks me the day after he brakes his foot
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ haha the oven mgt
Everyone's either getting married , or getting pregnant ! & amp ; I'm over here still running around in the rain
I tell _TWITTER-ENTITY_ that _TWITTER-ENTITY_ is coming to verm this weekend . Her response uck ya " right in front of our teacher "
Hey rays u still gunna lose
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I agree
Me and Cody are legitimately yelling at the tv over the price is right
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ A hand to the fabulous Becca Wilson ❤
How do people not know how to make rice
It's not a picnic , it's a yard sale Bryce
Hitch hike through verm from mcdonalds ✔️ _TWITTER-ENTITY_
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ lol we took each other out in World Cup today
Not nice marykate . You have ruined so many peoples nights
this is too funny ...
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ I'm dying wish I was there !! Have fun !
I just remembered how _TWITTER-ENTITY_ said he'd teach me how to drive his jeep lol #WhatHappened ?
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ god Hannah I never knew you were like that
Love taking naked snaps and surprising my friends with them while they are in class or at work
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ I can do this
I swear the whole neighborhood can hear us but I don't care
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ . & amp ; I love your header
Can't wait for Black Friday shopping with my fam
Those days when everything is funny > & gt ; & gt ;
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ OH MY GOD
Cody just favorited that cause he knew why I tweeted that
Frozen in less than 2 hours ❄️ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ if you'd hmu you would know
I'm donegirl I never wanted you I was just tryin fuck
Don't try to talk to me after 3 years !! #NOPE #BYE
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ YOU ARE SO FREAKING OBSESSED WITH HARRY STYLES , IT'S RIDICULOUS !!!
\You don't win until you win . " -my dad #what ? "
Still can't believe you said that
scariest thing ever ✋
Why are my parents recording the Miley Cyrus Takeover ...? I mean I love Miley and all but it's the fact that my parents are recording it
I think I scared _TWITTER-ENTITY_ out of her sleep today sorry babe
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ there's no way I'm biting her nose
Wait , people are actually getting upset rn because they think I'm tired down
Getting hit on by the carnies #sketchy _TWITTER-ENTITY_
Cole ! What exercise can I do to make my stomach more fit ? _TWITTER-ENTITY_
What the heck is _TWITTER-ENTITY_ talking about ?!
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ LOL fucking sick omg
Our names where on the wall in iss . _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_
\ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ : Yupp here we are . Sitting at a bar dying reading _TWITTER-ENTITY_ tweets _TWITTER-ENTITY_ ""
I think _TWITTER-ENTITY_ and I can tell the future ! #holyweird #everytime
favorite if ditched me at the game
Tori is cracking me up right now
Bad experiences from saturday night & gt ; & gt ; so funny #neveragain
Goodnight . Phones going off
my math teacher just texted me .
Taylor looks like such a dyke in her work uniform
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ noooo ! I just saw it on a movie . But if the shoe fits wear it .
I would rather vacuum than watch Alabama football .... Just sayin
\Ask for more , you get less " wise words of bob "
Don't fav that . It was sarcasm . Fuck being a loner .
Sitting outside ... Alone .. No friends
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ and I are playing hide and go seek in his dorm room #WereTooCool
One thing about my friends you never know what's going to go down
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ : Perks of having small boobs : you can get away with going out in public without a bra on . #lol
You are a fucked up kid , with a fucked up mind set , and you have a horrible mentality on relationships , so GOODLUCK in life my friend
Currently serenading Gorilla to Alissa is that weird ?
Now to study some calc and ace my test
You made your decision , and I hope you're really happy with yourself
Claire+Bobby = Forever Love❤ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_
awkward moment when i favorite someone's tweet when i'm half asleep #notevensorry
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ tv is just so distracting ..
\You can feed my soul and I can feed your face . " _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ "
Catherine was wgw at my house .
I told my mom on jack . Haha he was pissed !
It's a hard life #WhatIsADebitCard _TWITTER-ENTITY_
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ They could be 90s #Bulls fans who don't like the current , consistent drama with the team & amp ; fans . Never know ..
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I know you were it was hilarious if you would've seen my face you would've died . You got me good
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ my mom just told me someone cut them off on the interstate and Sharon called them a cunt and bri said ' who's a cunt mommy '
hi everyone , I'm Kaitlyn Kaitlyn Hurd lololol no Alexis .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ KISS MY HAPPY ASS
Mr. Supple always has me peeing my pants laughing
A BITCH CAN TRY
rebel Wilson last night was cracking my shit up
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ i know ! It's pissing me off
Haha Savannah's retweet
Fucking dipped out of that assembly lol no .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ oh my gosh this is perfect literally dying laughing over here !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ can you speak Spanish ?
Anchorman 2 was hilarious !!
my dog rolled off my bed
need to order another hc dress still
My family is so goofy
Like nah bitch is splinter lmao
She's gonna shit herself ..
I already used 75% of my data but its ok my thing ends tomorrow
Allison & amp ; I basically live at Kyte
“ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ : _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ like the time wylie passed out in the parking garage ” I was not there for that one lol
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hah bro you ran the club had to learn how to boogie after that .
Alyssa . Someone's beating you . This is a great tweet to favorite
It's funny bc you still care about my life and I could give a single fuck about yours , even if I tried
Moment when my math grade is my best grade
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ haha no you won't I am so in shape ✋
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I just don't understand why some people keep trying
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ that still doesn't make sense
Just saw two old single ladies with some mop looking dogs that will totally be us in like 50 years
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ not really they don't tag the person
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ that tweet Indy & gt ; & gt ; & gt ; & gt ; & gt ; & gt ;
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you don't even got a team . Oh wait yeah you do . Their most exciting moment was changing their name to the Pelicans
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ heard that lol
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ so funny .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ John ?
Abandoned houses are sketchy ! Found that out last night
She so ugly she's cute _TWITTER-ENTITY_
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahaha how'd I miss that last night ?!?! OHHH probably bc I had no service
I'm doing a pretty good job so far
I love how reeeesha got us McDonalds at like 1:30 last night _TWITTER-ENTITY_
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ when we shook his hand on the steps of Capitol Hill
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I would honestly die without wawa and I've lived all over , like I need it at least once a week
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ alright thanks bill nye for the full definition
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ was Father Malave actually there ?
1st time I ever talked To Kane I said that my favorite teams are Red Sox for al & amp ; pirates for nl . He still tells me that's why he liked me
Just got $1 sent to me in the mail from the vending machine that ripped me off
I guess not
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I'll be closer to 730
It was pretty cool seeing _TWITTER-ENTITY_ and _TWITTER-ENTITY_ during a sheetz run with _TWITTER-ENTITY_ .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ that's obvious now oh well
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ plot twist he just walked in the door so idk
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you and _TWITTER-ENTITY_ were so deadass too him and his long hair
I'd love to know when I tried getting with Lindsey's nasty ass
If you listen to the music in the lion king in the beginning , it sounds like \pink pajamas , penguins on the bottom " hahaha "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I pictured you saying that like a beast .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ \ do you want the cooool ranch taco " "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ the way shes poking out her ass
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ like I had bad service in my room so I went downstairs
lol _TWITTER-ENTITY_ the white girl's behind me talking about the \scary group of black guys " fighting in the commons , "
Her loss lol _TWITTER-ENTITY_
Kayla ward is preaching to twitter today guys
I'm about to go jump in Mya's pool even tho she isn't home
Oh my goodness .. My sister was just on the phone with Tanner & amp ; when they got off she was like \OMG ! I love my boyfriend ! " _TWITTER-ENTITY_ "
what id like to know is why people repost that vans giveaway thing on Instagram . you actually think that's real & amp ; gonna work ?
I'M CHUCK BASS _TWITTER-ENTITY_
new adventures of old Christine is like my fav show
I cannot believe we are in goodwill
Nothing better to end thanksgiving than having your mom drunk text you #tistheseason
\I'm dressed like I'm going to a funeral , because that's what I feel like when I'm here " . _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ hell yeah
\I wanted to name Buzz Randy ! " RANDY "
just heard an ice cream truck playing \come all ye faithful " ... what the actual fuck "
Where does one hide a large bottle of vodka in their room without anyone finding it .... #help
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ what's going on ?!
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ joys of being a guy and standing up and peeing
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ when I said sick I meant gay
seriously girls are beyond ridiculous
I love drunk people .. They are hilarious .
Y'all can't back up your shit talkin
And I thought I had a random break in my day and I don't I scheduled like a pro ... by accident .
nd then Trey's face turned red and I don't know how that's possibly because he's black ""
Andrew decided it was necessary to put on his Michael Jackson costume while playing ' Beat it ' on Rock Band . #icantevendeal
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ obvious sub tweet
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ crossing the road in my j's I call that j walkin
Totally just dumped freezing water on my mom when she was in the shower . Never heard a scream like that before , hahaha
The one thing I hate the most is being called a liar . ✋
Oh I thought the bunny ranch was a ski lodge ... lmao no just a whore house . #dumbstuffbrisays _TWITTER-ENTITY_
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ oh alright text me
If you enjoy pictures of me creeping on my dogs and family , snapchat me
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Wait what ..
Blaine just quit rummy for the third time this week
Kylee tried disciplining Blake and He turned around and shook his butt at her . ✋
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ if they show up I will be ! Hope you like to cuddle
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ what's your moms number ?? I heard she look good
Omg “ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ : That awkward moment when kids see a toy they want on TV but they can't get it because their parents must be 18 or older . ”
\I twerked in the shower yesterday " "
Confused as to how big tens includes school craft ?
It cracks me up seeing Aimee's tweets about football ... I can not seeing you understanding football
Can't wait for when its not hot anymore and my makeup doesn't melt off
“ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ : If Garrett & amp ; I were to get married , I would hate to have to tell our children how we met #awkotaco ” _TWITTER-ENTITY_
I still remember when Hogan was little Hoagie
The shit _TWITTER-ENTITY_ tells me
When my grandma is up trying to find things without having power > & gt ; & gt ; & gt ; #brbDYINGGG
I remember when I wore big clothes like that & lt ; & lt ;
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ oh yeah was at your house ...
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ LMFAO I feel for that trickery a few times
I'm obsessed with sloths and the sloth tweets #ohmygoodness
Cyber school or steel-high ?
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I actually do too . But I listen to her shit all the time .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I've noticed .
OH THE IRONY
Lunch date by myself . The norm
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I'm gonna need to rob a bank on the way for that gas money lol
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahhaa better stop at that one
Case closed . #ohwell . ✌
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ no we're actually friends . after the ugly selfies get exchanged it's real ✋
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahahah it's okay I took care of you until you disappeared
“ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ : shout out to people who have seen you naked but you can still have regular conversations with”
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ YAY ! That seriously makes the night so much better ! But ya know Ellie and I are bffs
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ is that true ?
Me & amp ; _TWITTER-ENTITY_ are always breaking the law
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Spain doesn't have any scrub players
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I gotta look cute and presentable all the time just because
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ everyone in your class will remember you for the rest of their lives if you did that
My mom yelled at me for coming home and sleeping after school so I went outside when she woke me up and slept on my pool deck
My step dad told my mom she needs to stop smoking pot haha
All these snapchat videos _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ sausage ?
Thank god _TWITTER-ENTITY_ was behind me tonight ... I wouldn't have found my way there
My bar should be called \The Gym " that way I could about brag about going everyday "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahaha it's okay it's not your fault well kinda .. but not really lmao
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ oh god hahaha
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ HAHA doesn't matter they'd probably say the F word too if they saw my scores
\ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ : Instead of working were all just watching teenagers break into a condemned house in south Philly " climbing into windows "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ the fact that you took two different videos of this makes me pee .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you thought
Lmao my mind makes out these crazy situations that probably aren't even close to reality . That's what I'm flipping out over
The college fangirling struggle of going broke from iTunes . its a serious problem .
She's the man will never get old .
Anna's lost her marbles _TWITTER-ENTITY_
\he should have thought of that before he ordered his chicken fajita wrap " _TWITTER-ENTITY_ lol fucking remixin it in this shit "
“ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ : I gotta penis that will makes girls giggle ” #littlepenisprobs
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ greatest compliments I've gotten , I don't know that I'd go so far as to say that !
The conversation _TWITTER-ENTITY_ , her dad and I had in McDonald's today > & gt ; #StillLaughing
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ well atleast I didn't mean to
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ baffling . It actually got me really worked up
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I would be so skinny if that were the case
I miss my boyfriend so much ... Oh wait . I don't have one ✋
\I wonder if anyone thinks we're on a date . " Okay Maegan no . "
Like I have the funniest bestfriend in the world , I'm more than positive yours is funnier than mine
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ we listened to this at least 10 times that night
I really wouldn't mind a fucking road trip right now , I'll drive a few states away _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_
three trash bags full off junk in this girls car
Currently winning in this intense game of pictionary _TWITTER-ENTITY_
My cat crapped in my moms car #badass
I'm a dangerous night time texting driver .
\I told my husband I'd give him a blowjob if he let the dog out ... that's how much I hate the snow . " #latenightconvosatwork #dying "
\At first I thought if was all you did was rape me " my dad talking about wrecking ball by Miley Cyrus "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ well then no I will not be in attendance . Have fun though .
Just took a 3 hour nap on a Friday night . yeah , I think I've hit my grandma phase . #ohboy
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ my mom brought up that time you bit me at dance because I was a girl mouse and you were a boy mouse ! Still have the scar
This bitch thinks she's good on ps3
Glad Lizzi could witness rue love " tonight I can't deal !! She kills me ! _TWITTER-ENTITY_ "
Wtf ? sorry I'm not perfect and my tweet took a minute ... your seriously cool enough to tweet about it ? ☺
Can't See Emoji ?? Haha , Sucks For You .
I want Siri .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ made my night it's too good
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ lmao . Good .
I would say your a shitty boyfriend but then again i cant say much bc im a shitty girlfriend
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ it's so trueee lmao boys don't care about that shit . Bitches are crazy
You'll be the walking bulletin for the buckle .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ gets me every time .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahaha omg ! I keep finding nerds on my floor still too
Donald Trump is giving relationship advice to Miley Cyrus Hahahahaha
Sam just told me my boobs are comfy haha
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ ... her fish trap !
I just died laughing sending that text to steff
i fell asleep at 6:30 last night
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ lmao wow
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ best tweet ever
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ guys I'm perfect
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ okay then make it blue or something
i cant even deal with jake's avi
Connor just dropped his phone on his face
Me and Cayla right now
Lol he's counting how many camel toes he sees
honky tonk badonkadonk #np
jeff luries hair right now
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ sooo funny
10 minutes until I get to see my dad !!
Okay I need another massage ..
That's kinda funny .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ avi just made me geek
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Megan ! Not all of them ! What are you laughing about ? #1Dforlife
Our 8th period is going to be struggle to pay attention in
That conversation with _TWITTER-ENTITY_ love you babe
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Well .. Whatever works I guess
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you kill me
I can't even right now lmfao
The things me and _TWITTER-ENTITY_ do for food
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahaha _TWITTER-ENTITY_
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ \YOU'RE IN IOWA CITY SO ITS DIFFERENT ! " "
I have pot to smoke , so make an appointment for that shit and make sure you have a good reason too .
Sold Hyperglow tickets outside my house , looked like a drug deal lmfao
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ the mouse just happens to be on that girls boob
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ yeah right !
If you were a cookie you'd be a whoreo ☺️
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I wish ! I'm at Aurora Farms ! If you see Tyson can you ask him what size shoe he wears ?
oh good joke Dixie
haha playin the field ya know ?
Just no . Why are you trynna reach under ya girls jacket and do stuff with her IN CLASS . IM SO DONE WITH LIFE JUST STOP
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ thanks Matt ! And oh I am sure I will ... You too !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ it was cool waking up to all of them but I didn't know who any of them were
\As if a rapist cares what your button says ! " _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ I go to church with a girl you met last year she ain't watcha think
You left me for that ? haha oh wow . #ShesATroll
I mean who watches along came Polly .
* walking behind a lady in target *Mom : hat lady in front of us looks like a hooker " "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ if I showed that convo do you realize what people would think of us ?
Just gotta move on and laugh about it
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ fighting with Bailee over twitter is pretty immature just saying
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ we can put it on the Internet for everyone to laugh at !
Me & amp ; _TWITTER-ENTITY_ do nothing but talk pure crap about people
Well damn . Everyone's calling me a lesbian tonight ☝
Lmfao you have me so weak !
who else felt bad AF smoking their candy cigarettes ...?
Yo starkeys on a role I'm favoriting all that shit
This guy that soos has over it blowing my mind
Leonardo DiCaprio can fucking act wow
My frog just kicked my fish in the face and poor Sherman flew like halfway across the tank
I changed your ringtone so when I get a text from you , it sounds like I'm in an African forest
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ It happens . Come up to Sun Valley for the day sometime . It's beautiful , close and there are tons of cool shops up here !
Forever being disgusted with myself by all the things I find in my room
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ omg I can't
Dominic gets mad when I cuss out his dog
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ who ?
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ sucks to suck
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ lmao such a good night even tho you stomped off all mad at the end of night
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ definitely the first one
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ did you hear that ?
Ant nobody worried about herrrrrrrr
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ he's the junk in the trunk
Saving Silverman & gt ; & gt ; & gt ;
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ it really is . Everytime something happens I just say k . I just wanna stay in a hole forever . Just prevent problems .
\Men are like floor tiles , if you lay them right the first time , you can walk over them for years " #ShitMyBestFriendSays _TWITTER-ENTITY_ "
The fact that I've already been up for 7 hours andddd taken a nap when usually I'm still asleep at this time
Lol _TWITTER-ENTITY_ last night
\My performance in Aladeen Jones and The Temple of Doom was outstanding " "
I smell so bad
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ true life : I'm addicted to thin mints
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ and his boys bout to shut the ville down tomorrow ...
I knew MacKenzie would retweet that
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ dude why do you have such creepy people in your class
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ damnit justice .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ he had all that work on him
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I have to like tarp this shit down when I go to bed now lmao !!!! olay !!
I love when these people try telling me to take my nail polish off . yaaaaa fuckin right
The rain is fitting for this conversation right now
So excited to be getting back in shape I made my boss feel my flexed thigh muscle ...
That boy Shane is a character
National Lampoons Christmas Vacation
I'm assigning all my friends ringtones that fit them
Did you guys really write that waiter a note ?
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ sorry ... we like correct grammar
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahaha girl , we literally had the best conversations today they were so blunt and vulgar
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ try 100 average
Watching ralphie may with my mom
The fact _TWITTER-ENTITY_ favorited that tweet & gt ; & gt ; & gt ; & gt ; #dying
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ OH GOD I KNOW #Speakthetruth
Everybody's talking about homecoming & amp ; I'm just like homecoming ? What's that ?
Lmao jenna used to tell my mom the dog ran away and hooked up with #oomf #lmao
That c word gets me every time , _TWITTER-ENTITY_ .. I'm dying just thinking about it
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ he plays for Miami Heat .. even I know that
Madeline and Anthony are stranded in Philly tonight . Or maybe until Thursday when the roads are better .
“ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ : People Don't Live Forever ... But Legends Do” _TWITTER-ENTITY_ u will be around til the end of time !
You know you're in an official relationship when your boyfriends dad texts you . ❤️ #LoveIt
Me and _TWITTER-ENTITY_ say hangzz too much !
When Ross buys Phoebe a bike ... I can't
Kasey : \I need to get my nails done . " Mom : " Sounds like a personal problem . " So much hostility "
The teachers talk so much shit in the office
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ not even close to about you
these steelers actually suck
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ kk good
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ James ...
Idk how I'm going to be able to go to the beach after cheer
lol the direct tv guy in my room when it's a freakin huge ass mess .
Parents that have twitters #why
“ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ : I may be horrible at math , but I can calculate the minimum score needed to get an A . ” _TWITTER-ENTITY_ needing her last hw score .
my friends are the funniest people ever
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ it is
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ \I meant chicken " "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ ok I give up lol
Never ever did my little brother wrap all this old toys and give them to us
Wow ! CGHS students are so nice to each other
My outfit right now ..
People be 30 still with braces ..
Bitch I don't want you
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ agree to disagree because this will never be settled
It's called hazing asshole , look it up !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ it made me think of you
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ lmao Jesus ....
When you're so glad that wasn't your baby . & gt ; x10^23
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ You crack me up Little K . Consider yourself lucky , because I don't laugh at much . Just cracked myself up .
My uncle is proud of _TWITTER-ENTITY_
Matt singing and dancing to that's my kinda night is the most hilarious thing I've ever witnessed
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ lol #fucking #funny
You never know how to spell or text anyone back
I love all the jokes people are saying to my mom since her name is Andrea .
I seriously think you're a straight up dumbass .
This talk with _TWITTER-ENTITY_ & gt ; & gt ; & gt ;
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ woahhh dude . Language☝
At Olive Garden and _TWITTER-ENTITY_ ordered Mac N ' Cheese ...
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hey Taylor . I love it
Ain't nobody messin with my clan clan clan clan ...
Shark week . It's a bad week to be a seal .
Basically doing douchebag everything at this point
It's like everytime I get that one text I laugh and say nope not again .
I'm sorry but what
Funniest thing last night everyone hating on _TWITTER-ENTITY_
I need to make sure they right people come first ! Oh boy was I dumb
\Almost like a cowboy hat but way smaller " Lucas talking about a fedora "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ i think I'm going to wear sweat pants tomorrow
753 my favorite ginger I fucking love you
Seriously check that retweet out that shit is funny !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you would find that cute
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ what staring at peoples asses ?!
I seen _TWITTER-ENTITY_ at work tonight .. He looked like he hated it !
People go from 0 to Mark Zuckerberg when they take Adderall
if guys like a girl who can eat then men must love me ... #stuffingmyface .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ haha you just might bro
\You & amp ; Rasheedah's lesbian relationship . " "
im dying at the snap chats Maty just sent me about her Sims
Lol at me & amp ; _TWITTER-ENTITY_ calling 40 year old men pussys to take a shot
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I don't hes the only one that blocked me omg
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ lol . Jenns telling the truth tho . I hear her say it a lot
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ that's weird that you say i look like him then this shows up ..
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ is ratchet afffff .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I've noticed every other tweet I make you favorite
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ I think I win
Thank god I'm not in class right now
My dad just crushed Kyles half an hour long long rant in . 2 seconds #owned
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahahaha thankyou
#UnansweredRapQuestions & gt ; & gt ; & gt ; & gt ; & gt ; #Weak
George Lopez . & gt ; & gt ; & gt ; & gt ;
WHYYY GIRL BYE
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ okay haha
I just texted my mom a picture of my butt
#4WordsAfterSex wanna get sweet teas ? Hahaha
Everyone saw Florida Georgia Line tonight and is all excited and I am seeing Austin Mahone at the fair Saturday . #PreTeenLife
Joren - checking to see if it's true that you really go through your whole TL in the morning
Kasia told a hot guy she teaches Zumba now his mom wants to take her class . too bad she doesn't
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ good one . Let's keep watching the same soldier coming home videos ... #IHaveNoFeelings
I have so many embarrassing snapchats of _TWITTER-ENTITY_ .. Should I do it ?
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ your name
My new favorite move is scissors and then a spin
sorry Levi but I love you on twitter AND in real life ?
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ ahahahaha let me know if you need a haircut anytime soon
And you're an ugly little whore sooo hahahaha to you too bitch . ☺ #no
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ will never have to go through a HILARIOUS ID incident like she did at McKale a few years ago .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ of all people you became one of my best friends . Dear Lord help me .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ #confession I seriously have always wanted to go on a run naked
Cam just woke up
Sooooooo fucking truuuuuu
Chris just said to me .. \I'm gonna kiss you , you leopard " "
Me and Kerington can't even walk down stair without holding hands
Shut up Noah
You are so naive .
Omg the new phrase I've been saying lately . #sofunny
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ funniest ever
Brooke just said I can actually be a good singer if I wanted
I just love my girlfriend
777 - Idk youuuuu but you're tweets & gt ; & gt ; & gt ;
#oomf would retweet that
Soul free since ' 93 !
cook out gave me a quesadilla instead of my fries
I opened the door for this drunk guy leaving brickhouse & amp ; he said \hey ! I saw you in Maxim ! " wut ... "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ oh awkkkkk
Cry me a fucking river and drown yourself . You're pathetic .
Some of _TWITTER-ENTITY_ tweets are absolutely hilarious
When your best friend trying to back up over you . _TWITTER-ENTITY_ lol #shehitmyarm #triedtokillme
Me and my mom reminiscing on the time I fell in the toilet at pre school
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ if you're lucky , u won't find the need to go that fast if there's congestion on the freeway . Just go the flow of traffic
Can't believe I just spotted an ugly bitch trying to walk like she's Regina George
That's so funny omg so fucking funny #nah #fuckoff
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ it's alright cause I'm a pyscho selfish bitch . our lives
flashback to winter break
\The one testicle warrior . " _TWITTER-ENTITY_ "
\Queen my dishes please " "
I'm out .. ✌ lol .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I'm going to laugh if we don't have school tomorrow and you guys won't be able to have them
My little brother keeps throwing away his homework at school . Textbook and all ✏️
I really wish we got that on video
OMG dying .
#timehop cracks me up , so much changes in just a few years
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ ehh rosecrans represents it pretty well
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ got yourself some more store dwellers today ?
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ true I suppose . Or I could go to school get it over with n graduate lol .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ if I was photogenic I would love to ! I'll work on my camera game
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ I miss the loving friendship between the two of you dearly .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ understanding my struggle right now #thankgod
Forward my call
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you want all those CM boys haha but nah I didn't see the school
im at Olive Garden and these 4 kids are on a double date telling all kinds of stories & amp ; im listening & amp ; it's so funny cuz they have no idea
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ That's what I was thinking right after I figured that out
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Random freshman that appear and awkwardly stand in the middle of your dance circle & lt ; & lt ; & lt ; & lt ;
Fuck the kids from Middleburg that called me a traitor . Y'all don't phase me
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ lmaaaoo that's great
Carl is the funniest dude
Get ready to fire the load . Salty seamen in a submarine . Ready to fire the load . #drawntogether
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ American stds ? Ohhhh wait you mean what Nolan did haha
Changing outta my work clothes on the highway #Multitasker
\Fruity pebbles and gumdrops are falling out of my butthole because I'm just so happy " -kylee "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ well get better aero dynamic balance the
Bet _TWITTER-ENTITY_ last tweet was a drunk tweet
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ haha and you don't need to know about hybrids cars to be a cop✋
Haha _TWITTER-ENTITY_ said nice game & amp ; she wasn't even there #Clown
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I know things that NO ONE will ever know and you know the same about me
when bryan tries to turn around to look behind him n bangs his head into the window ...
This is going to be the most interesting softball season of my life . lololol .
My sleep schedule is so fuqqed up .
lexi's mom asked her what level she competed last year
no _TWITTER-ENTITY_ , I didn't fight last night . ✋
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ holy fuck
Good luck to all the people that have to take a final today
This show guy code
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I did too #justkidding
Putting \Jai " in all of my tweets hoping he'll see "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ so am I
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I was so hype when I saw i could retweet now
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ you guys are very much welcome
Seriously just finished my discussion board about ten minutes ago .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ lololol I'm not saying anything ..
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ that made me giggle
I wonder if anyone is laughing as hard as me right now ...
When _TWITTER-ENTITY_ wakes up in the morning . Boy is and gonna have a good laugh and mr and herself
Omfg I LOVE lafeyette in true blood
I'll be damned
LOL at my mom . I now know where I get my road rage from .
Seriously . I fucking love my boyfriend
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ way to go
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ no I think it looks stupid lolol !
I can't stop laughing rn
If there's one thing that #penland does correctly , it's the chicken ..
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ tweets have me rolling . Can't .
it's nights like this that make me realize i have no friends .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ one more time and you might have yourself a fur ball .
Good seeing _TWITTER-ENTITY_ she knows how to clean some dishes for real
What _TWITTER-ENTITY_ tells me everytime she sees me
We bout to be dead out here on a monday
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ she's reading it out loud to me and her parents
Horny hands hahahahaha _TWITTER-ENTITY_
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ & amp ; I literally LOL when we text eachother
It's funny because you do the same exact thing .
I need some sleep
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ OH . MY . SWEET . BABY . JESUS . thanks
You have pretty blue eyes . And you cracked me up in gym with the way you sit the other day
My grandma just said \I think I need just a touch of anorexia " #dontthinkthatsathing "
My uncle Joe is hilarious
There's not a single person paying attention to coach Dudley today
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ photo cred
There's a sign that says ug sale " and my mom goes they should put a " D " in front of rug ... "
Yes I serious just spent no joke $15 at McDonald's .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ is so hawt
I love snapchat . Because I don't give a FUCK what I send you . You will see some ugliness in my snapchats
you're gonna be sucha bad mom , you can't even spread Nutella on bread . #thanksanela
It's like a ritual . Tosh point o every night
Oops .. I thought I said I'd stop hitting on _TWITTER-ENTITY_ #ohwell #thuglyfe
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ bring the dough ? LOLOL
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahahaha right ? He just always has the perfect comment for EVERYTHING
You know Michelle feels very strongly about something when she cusses more than once in the same sentence ...
That picture _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ #toFunny
Apparently I already dropped out of college WHS is still a joke .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ all this made me think of was \Avery give me a piggy back ! " " OK ! I bet you can sit on my ass too ! " "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ AHAHAHAHAH
These festive holiday twitter names are really throwing me off
Orange is the New Black
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ mmmmmm maybe I'll come over when bee isn't there
I legit can't wait for cheer tryouts and the season isn't even over yet
Do you ever look back on your past relationships & amp ; think WHAT THE FUCK WAS I THINKING ? What a waste of a fucking year & amp ; some change LOL
If I saw somebody walking around in a clown suit , I'd cry so much . #terrified
Awh , your life is just so hard . Even though you do .... nothing ?
Hey hey ! Quit fucking with Korean Jesus ! He ain't got time for your problems . He's busy ! With Korean shit !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ dr. lyles asked me where you were , and I said I didn't know . And Rachir said you were probably busy farming !!!
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ we'll see
For real _TWITTER-ENTITY_ is just coming at this sorority girls life right now
The snap chat I just sent Jerry
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ there's honestly only few people that I can actually tolerate
Is that girl rolling her ice cream in the sprinkles I dumped _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ an 8 by 10 on the ceiling doesn't count ! #sicko
I was once stupid ☝️ I believed a nigga's lie
Listening to old FNL recordings and heard my man Timmy D killing the kit ! So much potential too . Proud friend right here haha
You sure are going to bed forget ittttt #done
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ pulled some crazy shit just now while driving .. I saw my life flash before my eyes
You're absolutely disgusted
You just know when someone is obviously lying
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahahaha yeah !!! So true !
You know your too fucked up when your friend fractures her foot because of the reckless things we were doing last night
That rap battle last night
Mr. wagner is probably so pissed we have a snow day right now cause now his whole schedule is messed up
nick just grabbed a random dude and took a picture with him
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ if I can recover on time I'll consider it , text meeeee
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ is driving the truck home tonight guys so be careful
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ have fun at work with Julie !
The only people I see on twitter is Madison , me , and Brady .
The car next to me just judged me so hard while I'm singing to come and get it by Selena
being the awkward seventh wheel
Here he goes again ! _TWITTER-ENTITY_
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I just went to go read your contact an it said yo Kesha ! Literally took me 10 mins to figure out It was you
my sophomore year and your junior year But u was probably still on JV _TWITTER-ENTITY_
: that face always reminds me of _TWITTER-ENTITY_ . She always try's to explain emojis and that one is my favorite that she tries to explain .
These pink leggings < & lt ; & lt ;
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ I said one on one ..
Shewearsgrannyoanties and you're attracted to that ?!
Why everyone so hostile
Your head will be one big fat pimple after i plow your face in the concrete , fucknigga
this dude at work today asked \can we use our E-Cig while working I just got mine yesterday " HAHHAHA stahp "
Sometimes I feel like I tell _TWITTER-ENTITY_ way to many details of my life
Talking about how annoying dramatic people are and then posting your drama on twitter is very hypocritical .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I can just picture you saying this in your sweet little innocent voice
20 mins into class . Girl in the front is already snoozed . . #mullen
I love reading twitter fightsThe best ones are when they TURN ON ALL CAPS TO EXPRESS HOW PISSED OFF THEY ARE
Ha alright then
Lol Erin eats breakfast and makes lunch at the same time
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ more like sacks on sacks on sacks with all those wrinkles
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ or walk them ..
My mom said that her and the other football moms are gonna be bad parents tonight because they're gonna put alcohol in their hot chocolate
I post way to many vines
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ wowww .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ get outta here
My mom is goin nuts
Hopewells always doin funny things like this on twitter
My life must be one big joke .
I don't know why but I love that emoji
not that me and ellen just got twerked on by two guys for votes
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahahahahahahahahahahahaha .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you are my favorite tweeter #handsdown
These guys trying to snowboard
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ well with that bald spot tucker ......
And you're not lying either
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ lmaoooo just went to the page _TWITTER-ENTITY_ doee sooooo funny
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ thanks for reminding me
Abby has changed her outfit three different times
In love with the outfit I bought for Friday ☺️ I'll just show up late & amp ; make sure you see me
I like sucking her third nipple
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ look At this picture of me lol
the pigs going crazy
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ omg , yes !!!!! I think I sang that to y'all like everyday .
Lolol my mother would never allow that ! She doesn't even like you in the first place get over your self
My parents got me an annoying singing ornament and now they're threatening to take it away .
I got some old lasagna in the fridge at home .... If you want those leftovers too ! I might even have a worn out pair of tennis shoes !!
A thin line between love and hate is my favorite movie ! & gt ; & gt ;
I love seeing all the OC moms getting dolled up and glamorous for their child's graduation
X been putting up with my bullshit for a year shoutout to him farealzzzz
Udonis Haslem has got to be the funniest NBA player ever . #totaljoke
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ IT'S SO DUMB
That amazing feeling when your Pokemon is evolving .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ text me 5138462572
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ it's okay I could just tell
My sisters mad because my mom wouldn't let her sleep at her friends house
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ haha I'll be laughing the whole game then !
thank you very much . I don't appreciate it
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ Lmfao , he always does that . When we watched Inception every five seconds , \get it so far ?! " "
Radiators are the trash
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ pulled out his colored pencils from his book bag and has to color for his homework
I either look like a hoe when I go to the club or a complete bum , I'm on that bum status right now
I just told my little sister that I couldn't see because all the lights were off and she told me to turn my night vision on .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ sorry , no . You have to wait in line , Liz is before you
Derrick tried to tell on us because we hid his bag and Walter just laughed
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you can barely speak your native language to me as it is , so for the sign language- let's just quit while we're ahead
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahahahah you guys are assholes #bullies
Papaw honked coming through the tunnel out of Gatlinburg along with 5 others then said , \Well , there are other rednecks in this world . " "
I'm not telling you
Cora looks cute in a swim cap
I just received the scariest phone call from Holli
I'm not going to school thurs or sat . So basically I'm not doing anything for a week
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ the girl with the crusty gums
But he may have to share a closet with Karlee
I think I wake up my entire household at how hard I laugh at _TWITTER-ENTITY_ everynight ..
Anne frank was blind and death according to j wow
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ lmao me ? In a club ? Should be interesting but I thought you were moving in with your dad ?
And then gained one lol ..
so I grabbed my pancakes and starbucks and went to my room and turned the music up all the way . hate my life lol
Bitch took a bath in a Doritos bag
And _TWITTER-ENTITY_ was like fuck you bitch !!
Feel bad for #oomf right now .
But the fact Julie couldn't remember his name
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ oh my Geeee
Helping my cousin !!! Love her !!
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ market basket is still cheaper
No we just have a dick that an be climbed onto we not #TBD
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ I've seriously watched this about 20 times and I AM CRYING .
When _TWITTER-ENTITY_ read Earnest Hemingway last year and liked it .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ But dogs are cute and , besides , you're myyyy dog
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ favorite class ever .
Well that's a little weird
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ this is perfect . karina must be proud
Paige is so ghetto
Go to sleep “ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ : Sash u got liquor ??? U can meet me half way ”
All I'm saying is biking all over Searcy this Thanksgiving break better be doing some good things for my legs and butt #bigbootyjudy ?
Our waiter was taking selfies with us
My dad took away my phone and tried to hide it , that didn't last very long
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ it's true #loling
Well , I sometimes have a feeling I could do crystal meth , but then I think mmmm better not . #fatamy #PitchPerfect
Realizing I called my brother last night when I was cocked and almost crying #oops
This guy just asked if I was impressed with his bowling skills
I call my self sexy in the mirror fuck it if nobody is gonna say it to me might as well say it to myself
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ it's the ghetto version
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ stating * who's the idiot now
\Alec gushing , yes I will be " "
There are people literally sleeping in every room of my house right now
I'm such a loser I have to babysit my sister on New Years Eve while all my friends go out -_- Grrrrrr
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I've been outta school since yesterday
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ : Done with Jamie how do you drop your phone in a toilet #dead she needs a chaser
I seriously love Jessimae from Girl Code .
Sami got in my car last night \is that a house plug in in the car ?! " " Yup " " that's badass " tommy says " can I get one of those " "
The fact the my sister is waiting for the chickens to lay eggs before she can bake
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ we are Siamese if you don't please ... LEFT RIGHT RIGHT
So Wyatt asked my sister what uck " meant today I'm glad I wasn't there when he did .. I wouldn't of been able to keep from laughing "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ naw I was going to tell how good it's taste afterwards ahhhhh ✌
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahah ! the one guy here grunts extremely loud . And he's only curling 35s . weak .
Like I don't even know this slut yet I've had over 6 DIFFERENT dudes talk about hooking up with her .. You're ran thru . Not a good look
Shy just asked if when cats pur if there horny _TWITTER-ENTITY_ what are u teaching her hahaha
Who gives a fuck ? No body
“ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ : Briana gets heated over Instagram videos tho ” they take forever to load !! I'm impatient
Oh here we go with that shit again , good luck
And my parents wanted me to go to Olympia clearly Athena was the better/safer choice
Let's play a game . What time zone is _TWITTER-ENTITY_ in ? #wheresconnie
There's some downsides to dating a girl that's Spanish _TWITTER-ENTITY_
I'm drunk as shit sitting in my kitchen floor
We don't care . We're driving Cadillacs in our dreams .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ that's what I thought
l-o-l _TWITTER-ENTITY_ at this rn .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Using a key is ratchet !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ just picturing that .
someone telling me they love my outfit makes my day
Everyone go look at the vine I just retweet #dying
These boys are so funny .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ bring me some plz , all I have is carrots
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ just made the WEIRDEST noise I've ever heard #dying
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahah not even a hello .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Ryan Braun
the song true love explains my relationship
And the world wonders why I hate everyone .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I literally carry 8 bottles with me .. Pretty sure I don't stink
My phone gets really hot on the charger and it makes my hands sweat
Oh no _TWITTER-ENTITY_ somebody is talking about you ! But you can't see it BECAUSE YOU ARE BLOCKED . Hahaha . #shethirsty
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahaha don't be , I'm two years younger than you so I'm sure mine will be a lot higher in a few years
My phone just had a spazzed out
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ he doesn't even know how to work it
Omg Ashton is quoting JB from like 2010
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ after today I desperately need to come lol I have so much to tell you
that moment when someone screenshots your snapchat ..
I want you to fight for me . Is that too much to ask ?
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I think they just like you
last time this happened he threatened to block my number now he's sayin he will kill me _TWITTER-ENTITY_ I love him❤️❤️
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ wait . Where in the world did you get this anyway ???
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ cause you've never done that before
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I feel like this is the same situation as when I always told you to be mean to hat girl " but you never would be . "
Seriously felt like i was drunk ad had a hangover at the same time
Did I make it awkward _TWITTER-ENTITY_
Power went out in the mall
That was sexual #previoustweet
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Yeah , it's just sprinkling , nothing dramatic . You could also look out a window
\I don't see her as a prostitute , just a girl who helps people out " "
When people look at my AVI they prolly think I'm retarded
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ I couldn't even tumble lmfao lets not even talk about it
Hahaha like I'm in shock !
Hey New Years resolution'ers ... How's that gym/fit goal coming ? This place is a #ghosttown now . And I love it !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Okayy i will And you can get yours done too
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ ' s snap chats are literally killing me .. LOL .
Wendy Williams talking about home wreckers & gt ; & gt ; & gt ;
These girlfriend/boyfriend not allowed to accounts are killing me
Singin to the top of my lungs , a little dancin around , fallin asleep in unattractive positions , and waking up hoping nobody seen me .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ heard you asked about the married one
Matt & amp ; Len believe they can pick up chicks faster than Ladawn & amp ; I can pick up guys . #nowthatsfunny #wishfulthinking _TWITTER-ENTITY_
People say cross leggings are for the basics and thots . But I love them and they sure know how to make the booty look nice
Wonder if _TWITTER-ENTITY_ is having fun playing at the Oxford park ?
\People merp and meow , but why doesn't anyone bark ? " - _TWITTER-ENTITY_ "
I was about to post them ..
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahahaha welp nvm I didn't even take that class
Girlfriend : What are those things girls wear to make themselves skinner ? I'm thinking croissant . Me : Corset ? Girlfriend : Yeah that !!
You're suppose to answer me not read and not reply
Bobby fuck you I cant stop laughin
Anyone trying to get a hockey game going tommorow
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ HOLY CRAP THAT KID IS LIKE THE DEFINITION OF SEXY
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahaha too funny !!
\ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ : wear skull pants with black glasses " oh hey _TWITTER-ENTITY_ "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahaha funniest movie !
I spanked mine
\ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ : Thinking back to last year's NYE ... " _TWITTER-ENTITY_ "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ #No I just don't want school tomorrow that's it .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ white Altima just pulled up next to me at joe canals I was going to die if it was you
When a girl calls herself a pig it's so hard fighting off the urge to not agree wit them
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ crockpot ?
I hope I'm not like my parents when I'm older . They're boring
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I'm sorry
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ makes the funniest sounds while he sleeps #lovehim
Don't hit me with that Merry Christmas group message if it's the one time you text me all year
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ haha
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahahah we suck
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you got a ride ?
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Im in tears
Becky just called this random kid Ray J I am dying
It's weird cause I think someone thinks I'm tweeting about them . Hahah
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I'm doing the same thing right now ... Dying
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ OH MY GOD
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahahaha no
Just realized I've been watching cops for the past two hours ..
\Hey boo I just saw ya girl " _TWITTER-ENTITY_ #SharingIsCaring "
Read my letter from Logan and it was so fucking funny
Girls need to stop being so fucking ... Idk lol but stop it ! Haha
It really sucks that he's like my cousin
Am i the only one not watching the game orr ..
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I deleted it ahhaha cause I thought that's who u we're talking about
ohh god ! You were my first friend at mo and I appreciate it ! English was sooo fun .. Ill never forget what your nickname is ! Hahahahaha
I don't know what everyone else does at lunch but we go mudding _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ . yes you do
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ is this me
My mom just smacked the shit out of my step dad she said smack cam right before she did it too
S/O to _TWITTER-ENTITY_ for being in my homecoming group and being funny as hell
“If you listen to the wind very carefully , you'll be able to hear me whisper my love for you . ” This is the stupidest thing ever OMG
I take selfies so I must be a model
Hey guys .... Having trouble getting a girlfriend ?? Be a douchebag . It will work !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ it's always me
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ My point exactly !
These past two days have been the best
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ awk that I miss you
That goth kid that always skipped mr erringtons class is in my driving class
This guy just brought his \service dog " into the coffeehouse just to feed him a cup of ice cream . Is this real ? "
No one would be able to handle _TWITTER-ENTITY_ and I in our retainers right now
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ omg that's soo bad lmao
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ that's what everyone thinks ....
The guy at apple made fun of Kendra's big hands
Buster and his iPhone lol
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ STOP . Honestly the scariest thing I've ever seen
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you need god . God will help you get through this phase you're going through .
Idk how people are friends with me
I think it's hilarious how they all call Eric Monkey
Oh man I'm gonna die
Can people stop asking me about my sister
Got my Dad to watch Legally Blonde 2
My hair right now
He just goes to you when I don't give him what he wants . Not my problem you give out every time .
I tried giving Bry the benefit of the doubt with Old Crow Medicine Show but I just can't .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ your not even Russian !!!
My cousin lives like an hour away from me but my friends still know her . they know her as my twin _TWITTER-ENTITY_
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ well I decided I'm not taking it
It's 2.5 years away and I already have a home in California
It's funny how you can be so close to someone and the next day they stop answering you and cut you off #life
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ like wtf was that about ? #Welcome
Has anyone else ever realized that Herr Papas looks like Gru from Despicable Me ?
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ nice air all bro .
\I love how in getting ready to see Chelsea Grin and I'm listening to 50 cent " _TWITTER-ENTITY_ "
The Break Up dinner scene is on #comecome #onthekickdrum _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_
Kid I'd gym told Jenkins he don't smoke crack only pot
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ remember smoking a J is better than taking pills according to your mom
Need my eyebrows done , toes done , arm pits done
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you don't even know ...
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ haha right ! she's too much . Did you know she's missing fingers ?...
Olive Garden Date with the Girls
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ as burnt right now as i was in Florida
So many compliments today ! More than usual !
Getting a back massage cause I win
Tawni retweeted the picture of me and Sheckler and like seven snoho girls favorited it #Thirst
the government is still shut down .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ they were so hard on us but they were seriously the best they could easily coach a college team
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you're the only thing i look forward too
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I feel like I'm in high school again except with 40 year olds
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ haha omg I know and I workout in spandex .. It's like they have never seen a girl squat in spandex ! Creepy ass dudes these days
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ just kidding I have enough for ice cream , for myself
Well .. I'm not the best at returning stuff .
My teacher said to hand in our papers up in this basket .... And she didn't even realize it lmao
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I hate you
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ tweets & gt ; & gt ; & gt ;
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ you know bring in a 4th person because I don't do odd numbers
In high the first date my parents we supposed to go on my mom stood my dad up have faith people !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I got a video of it , I'll show you it tomorrow
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ where are you
I think it's time for my WCw post
I swear when me _TWITTER-ENTITY_ text , we steady look for corrections . ✋
I wanna hear _TWITTER-ENTITY_ on the announcements tomorrow morning
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ nice mom
“ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ : I'm not going to lie , I'm into myself - and if I could , I'd date myself . ”
Can't wait to hear _TWITTER-ENTITY_ ' s reaction to the vmas
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ haha let's do it i can't wait for this season . I already love it here
These #MizzouHateWeek tweets are too much ! Had to get in on the action of retweeting from Ole Miss
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ of course i did !
I could retweet all _TWITTER-ENTITY_ tweets they are so accurate
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I think this describes it perfectly
Both eyes are black and blue funniest thing I've ever seen
\Math is nothing but the lesbian sister of biology . " -Peter Griffin "
Silent library is on !!
just threatened hazel
I love when my mom calls my dad his ringtone is n idiot is attempting to reach you " "
Bryce with the fresh cut tho
How scummy of you
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ why I was just looking at houses in atl
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Dwarf mamba takes care of the kitties
Everything is funny
Reading shroom stories > & gt ; & gt ;
Hahaha this kid at the red light is using actual drum sticks on his steering wheel right now .. jamming so hard
Omg I just died
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I don't wanna be there and let's face it u always miss at least 1 day
this girl on shark tank
He was asking me all kinds of questions to
I hope you know I don't care
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ how did you know it was him
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hashtag real talk
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahah I just died .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ my man is ruthless
Catching people take selfies is so freakin funny
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ oh my god I just fell off a bench laughing so hard
Lol 60 ?
Omg . _TWITTER-ENTITY_ is soooooo funny Hahahah lololol
Your stupidity is on an entirely different level .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ oh my god I just died
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ ... let's do it !
You're funny !
Only in Palm Coast people sneak into Rymfire gym on Sundays and play basketball and also slap box #yesterday was good✌
A 15 year old santa burglar though ?.. He watched Friday after Next way to many times .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ well I try'd to use the brakes but they didn't work or something Idek
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ dude ranch uhhhh ohhhhh
Lol and me slept til 1:45
I'm just trying to stick up for my friend hahaha holy shit your stupid _TWITTER-ENTITY_
Wow I'm a dumb ass
This _TWITTER-ENTITY_ account is killing me
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ when he says bitch #sofunny
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ that bad ?
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ awh u guys are so sweet to me ! I knew u guys love me to ! #zayagetsnolove
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ not really I've known all three since practically diapers , you were playing spin the bottle while we were turning 21
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I just pissed my pants
Airplane is easily one of the funniest movies I have ever seen ✈️
Emma just text me and said \ does Tylenol am or pm make you sleepy ?? ""
Watch this #BringRonToHerriman actually work out
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ like is that forreal ?
Dave sounds like a made up name , hello my name is James and my brothers name is daaave . #FrancoRoast
Taking a cab from the field house to akers #collegelife
Omg there is a beautiful man delivering furniture in my kitchen god help me
\ I'll be your botch if you let go " "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I'm eating some right now
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ is blasting Pound the Alarm right now , I can't even
One time _TWITTER-ENTITY_ was shitting Mikey said ro are you alright , you throwing up ? " Trey : " no I'm taking a shit " lol "
That tweet I just read > & gt ; & gt ; & gt ;
I've gotten so many notifications .
The fact that Kait just sent me a picture holding Sarah's hand to make me jealous & gt ; & gt ; & gt ;
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you're not uptight
What just happened ?? Haha
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I failed flash to !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Witnessed that .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ only you
Ashley on stilts is too funny
Officially decided I'm done being a bitch to anyone even when I'm in a bad mood .. I bet you're happy _TWITTER-ENTITY_
Talking mad shit but can't back that shit up .
There is still silly string in my hair _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ for some reason this picture made me laugh really hard hahhah
\KEEP IT PG BACK THERE ! " _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ "
I think I peed myself
How does it feel to get cheated patriots ?
That moment when I catch myself just sitting here , staring at my phone , waiting for you to text back .. #ImADork
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ omg I miss those days
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ fake .
That dream about you was so funny #Random
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I am looking too good in these snapchats
Hahaha she ain't gonna like that text when she wakes up .
I want to get chocolate wasted
I'm still laughing at being blocked by awkward lehi . #ohwell #careboutit
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hehe omg
\The only reason I know the case so well is because my roommate has so much sex . " _TWITTER-ENTITY_ "
me and mom are talking on British voices
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ even though it's really kyles fault you contributed to it
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ okay whatever you say
I've never seen a kid as high as that kid in my life _TWITTER-ENTITY_ didn't tell me how fun Salem people are
I think my brothers friend wants him ....
I can't even look at elephants anymore _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ oh cause that's something he'd say bout me
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ sorry I had to
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahaha right ! My hobby !
Anderson is toying with Weidman so bad
Getting late night drunk calls
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you basically just told the twittersphere that you talk to yourself ..
and i'm late to school again
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ damn you suck at this
In taking Chinese
Catching up on #workaholics
The funny thing is , I could text him right now , and well let's just say , he wouldn't be faithful !! LOL
Sun came out and everybody's mood changed ⛅️
Went to buy some camo today ... Couldn't find any
I could see skylar beating the shit out of this girl
Pet peeve : when someone says \I miss you ! We're gonna become close again ! " Then the next day it's like we've never even met "
I kid you not my life is just like the show Awkward
madison : would you like it if your girlfriend ignored you ? Jax : uh .. what's a girlfriend ? me : NIGHT MADE .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I'm dying right now Jess
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you didn't really think they'd VOLUNTEER to be with the coolest group did you ?!?!
I cant help but laugh when trimmer gets in trouble cuz he gets send into the hall every day
My grandpa says the craziest shit
I honestly hate that book so much ... but I'm gonna have to name my son Rory in honor of that guy because I liked him
SHOUT OUT to all you people w/ hearing aids . Lol
Hahahaha at romo
That picture I just saw of Tyra
I miss Julia and tori already
Listening to _TWITTER-ENTITY_ and _TWITTER-ENTITY_ talk about their outfits for tomorrow #worsethangirls _TWITTER-ENTITY_
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ oh yeah no problem ... * locking all doors to my house *
Where's our #tbt picture _TWITTER-ENTITY_ ?!?!?!
The sub just believed that AJ is wingba and wings is AJ
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ lol yeah it is
Damn ... Just saw someone retweet that Floyd has more money that Mexico itself
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ on Vine > & gt ; & gt ; & gt ; & gt ; & gt ; & gt ; #Hilarious
When a girls life revolves around a celebrity that will never give them the time of day makes me laugh
One of the elementary kids called Dave a elf
Ummm .. Didn't I just do that ?
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I'm an idiot but an awesome one
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I'm about too how . Could I be so dumb
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ haha he was crying \I'll send you to the hospital " "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahaha ! best advice I've had all day .
Well that's impossible Coco .
Guys who feed girls whatever they wanna hear though .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ no way you have to tell me
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ more like double pen
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ YA GIRL
We watched The Heat . It was fucking funny .
Guys minds still amaze me
How is wade gonna hate on Whitney Houston's vocals like that ? #no
I totally meant that I was in downtown Nashville with BRITTANY .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ to say the least
Lol protein .
I used to have so many cheer competitions at the OC convention center , it feels weird being down here and not competing
Dear god . Well guys . I have 0 hope for humanity again
So _TWITTER-ENTITY_ and I have decided that the best way to deal with our anxiety for class presentations is to get drunk before class
just did marge's job with _TWITTER-ENTITY_
Watching Tremors on AMC makes me remember being little and watching it with Dad . It's a lot less scary now though .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ Hahahah yessss oh my god
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ marinas over ?
Um ... There is somebody playing the bagpipe out side of giant _TWITTER-ENTITY_
Oh you're friends now girls
srsly just had a two and a half hour phone call with emilee #lovemybaby
i was supposed to be asleep by now .. jordan gave me a bedtime then he stayed up talking to me .
\I have four crushes shh " "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ this world is getting out of hand , I think it's a sign Jesus is coming back Sean
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you see what I did there ?
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ oh well thanks for trying to make me feel better
About to bathe this dog
Swollen knees are so normal to me now . I'm amazed when I don't have one
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ that's what I was going for see you tomorrow bright and early !!
Brb dying of laughter
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ oh my god
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ by Daryl bring me some fries
Own It got me feelin some type of way .
This dude at the YMCA was trying to do jumps over 3 platforms and he jumped over the first and tumbled and fell and knocked the others over
“ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ : Bitch you should introduce your top lip to your bottom lip and shut the fuck up . ”
Cops arrested someone in my complex today . Me : this is so awesome ! Austin : this is so not awesome
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I feel like one day when you're really old , you're still gonna eat oatmeal and drink coffee on the daily . Haha
Emma's so afraid of balloons
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ fucking kills me #MURICA
Haha that's so funny ?
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ no I just favored the whole convo cause it was funny
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Yeah that was me and my sister you saw at jack in the box ..
The video of _TWITTER-ENTITY_ that _TWITTER-ENTITY_ just sent me ....
#TheWatch is hilarious right now
Cusick's weird hat Wednesdays are the best
\ take you down " just came on .. On pandora ! YIKESSSS _TWITTER-ENTITY_ #memoriesfordays -.-"
I feel so left out
I may hate Zach Harris but that tweet killed me
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I seriously love all of your pics . They're hilarious
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ The sad truth ...
My dude Kyle
Basketball bandwagoners .
Got thrown out of mini golf
Watch out guys ! Don't step to _TWITTER-ENTITY_ the wrong way ! She'll get puss !!!
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ nothing I'm sitting like by myself
Listening to The Backstreet Boys and thinking of _TWITTER-ENTITY_ we used to have way to much fun
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ Adrie thinks my stretched ears are super awesome she loves them
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ this is embarrassing Melissa
I still can't get over how it felt like I was on buckwild or some shit last night
that face mask washingtons pitcher is wearing #babyno
The Longest Yard to end my night ☺️
Me grandmas playing temple run cause I won't talk to her
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ ratchet days ?! ❤
Why do I get the best of him .. Hmm maybe because we've been together for almost 3 years
e a commander , be curnel sanders . Slap you in the head so hard your entire face will be red " - Eddy Jr. everyone "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ why are you singing Taylor swift ?
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ gotchu
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ lol jk ! ❤️
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ did you just quote Ricky Bobby ... #Perfect
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ knew it
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ brb crying
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ lmao , a puppy would have been good too , but I'm really hungry right now so subway is spectacular . Hahaha .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ it was nice while it lasted
I have a bruise on my hip from last night . HAHAHA what happened , what did I do
And he said to make sure she doesn't fuck anybody that looks a Sprouse twin because she for sure come home with something . What is life ?
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I mean we can hangout RIGHT after .. But I'm not goin out in public
nothin like a nice qualityyyyy chat with _TWITTER-ENTITY_
OMFG THAT MESSAGE MEGAN JUST SENT ME > & gt ; & gt ; #brb #dying
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ mmm I had those last night .. I'm pretty sure my eating habits are catching up to me
My life at the moment is working , eating , sleeping , playing video games and fantasizing about guys I can't have ☺
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ lmfaoooo , I'm Dead Robyn you're the best
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ my mom almost cried on the way home from work ... #SheWasSoScared
just seen the black version of _TWITTER-ENTITY_ on parental control
My parents are flipping out about this ref during the Titans game
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ the perfect face
You ain't his IT girl , lol .. Your just that \girl he fucked and sent nudies girl " "
Finding $10 in the dryer filter
This is a really dumb movie actually me and Shannon always seem to pick the dumbest movies redbox has
We can get you the women bar
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Sounds about right !!
Seamus says I can't have a new Powerstroke ✋ hold up ol boy .. #RaisedOnFord #BuiltFordTough I'll buy what I want .
Watching The New Guy and I am cracking up
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ still can't believe you won but tomorrow will be even better !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ my sister did
Literally you act like I've done something so unforgivable .
Smelly cat , smmmmellllyyyy cat , what are they feeding you ? Smelly cat , smmmmellllyyyyy cat , it's not your faultttttt #smellycat #friends
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ that was tho goooooood one homo
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ seriously tho like my family is alcoholics its fine haha
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ oh okay lol it does not look like you at all i thought you were just some random person lmfao but yepp
\The food to Devon ratio was off " _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ #sugarhigh "
I made a new friend over via twitter
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ almost bought a coat off a customers back to gift to you because I know you'd like it am I thoughtful or trash ?
Mayyyyyybe I should just not even try to get on the bus in the mornings
my grandpop just text me saying \how you be " "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ haha right
the fact my mom just called my sister a raging bitch & gt ; & gt ;
You know you don't have a life when the majority of it is spent on the computer
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ wow Blaize ...
How has a tree not taken out half of our counties power lines ..?
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ haha oh never mind
Lol Shelby goes I know why it didn't work .. You let him see you in daylight . And this is exactly why she's my bestfriend .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ of course sav when does she not
Pat Gray's kryptonite is gluten
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ In my room
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ omg I love it !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ probs from Brandon
See the real proof that Shane is mixed is because he's decent at basketball . Must be the white coming out in him
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahaha I don't
Remember when we got turnt up that one New Year's Eve by ourselves drinking out of tea cup glasses for your dolls _TWITTER-ENTITY_
that snapchat sorry to all the people i sent it to
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you were blowing up my phone so I turned on do not disturb haha
I wouldn't , still couldn't , too nervous and scared
Random fact of the day : today is national orgasm day .
If anyone even asks me to marry them
I fuck with girl code , everything they say is a 100% accurate
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ same reason why when we dated I tolerated Marissa because let's be real nobody else besides us loved you two
it's a shame you moved out of the country
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ oh my gosh , I know . I like jumped out of skin .
Had an amazing day with the bestie ! _TWITTER-ENTITY_
Tyler is getting so into decorating or house right now . & gt ; & gt ; & gt ;
After hearing that it really made me think why'd I ever even like you ?
I used to call Tyler Eric in the sixth grade
My Monday night & gt ; yours ... Hahaha
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ sounds more realistic than me claiming I got bit by a shark ..
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ u love tweeting lyrics from that song
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ heard your dinner of choice is closed today ! Lol
Watching the heat
“ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ : I didn't choose the hot mess life . The hot mess life chose me . ” lol our lives _TWITTER-ENTITY_
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahahahahaha . That's hilarious
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ that went out to you stop with the vag pics !!!
I should have got her number . haha
Can't wait for the orgo final tomorrow
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ is seriously having life problems deciding if she should buy all this stuff at Marshall's or not She cracks me up !
#YouMightBAWhore if any cock will do !
John are you okay ?
We might going HAM to some Queen right now
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I already sent it to him
I remember when oomf and I ate a fruit roll up together ..
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ haha most likely ! I disagree with everything .
\You think I meant Bill ? Their children would have hooves . " "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ in 2 years maybe
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I never even seen any snaps haha if I did I don't remember
Oomf used to be so crazy over me back in the day
\The best text I received all day was one from dad telling me dinner was ready " " Oh wait , that was the only text I received " _TWITTER-ENTITY_ "
Shot glasses for days in the background
Omg this 10ft cord is great I can go to the bathroom , take my phone with me and it'll still be on the charger
Banging your mom just realize that !
idek why I still have snapchat I don't even use it .
The shit that goes on ridiculousness ...
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ never heard that one before
I'm dying right now .
Only izzy would scream about tampons and use them as drum sticks in public .
I just have to suck it up ✈️
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ only in Delaware
I'm really about to stay after school and workout in the weight room
what a bitch
The classic I love you from my nigga
The fact that people stereo type every single person in prison or jail \ #simplebitches " "
Lol #oomf is sooo annoying . No one cares about your problems , take it off twitter ✌️
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ where the bottles at ???
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ 5 1/2
Hahaha #LosingIt #LOL
Men are like pantyhose . Either they run , they cling or they don't fit right in the crotch #DYING
Adventure time is forever that show & gt ; & gt ; & gt ; & gt ;
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ me and James have a love/hate relationship
- You're fun to be on a team with . & amp ; You're super funny when you talk to yourself while playing a match .
Nah bitch , he doesn't hate you , HIS GIRL DOES . Ahahahaha
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ weirdo
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ AHH I actually screamed when your name popped up on my lockscreen ! I've missed you pretty lady
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahahah
obviously you don't know what feminism is ..
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ yeah .. Because that's definitely the word I was looking for
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ don't be racist
I have the prettiest friends ever _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_
Lady Gaga's music videos have to be the weirdest things I've ever saw before .
this little girl in the special needs classroom I cadet for said ye Michaela , see you on HUMP DAY tomorrow " "
Can't believe I just did that on the jersey turnpike
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ is the funniest YouTube comedian I swear
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ was I on point again
Guess who just for _TWITTER-ENTITY_
My ECU canvas doesn't look all that great ..
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ we are really taking about this
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you best love me
Beer is better after your dad takes it from you , and you steal It back .
This Tweef & gt ; & gt ;
the conversations I'm having right now . I can't & gt ; & gt ; & gt ; & gt ; shit has me dying .
Wow I wish I still had the picture i took of that condom
Ate 3 pieces of pizza and I have to wear a crop top in about 2 hours .. This probably wasn't the best idea #bloated
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ dude this shit is so funny
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahahahahaha it was a made up email
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ needs to come and make me pancakes since I'm too lazy to get my ass up
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I'm dying I love you . you're my favorite . quit your job at the Hampton store and come work with me ???
How's everyone's night going ? Lol
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Figures !! Lol
But shit , it was 99 cents ! #thriftshop
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ it's on my snapchat
Rival schools oh my god
Only ratchets get into fights on Black Friday
When Johanna strips in the elevator then just stares at Haymitch , katniss , and Peeta then winks and leaves
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ OMG THERE TOTALLY IS
lmao Cheryl just sent me THE funniest fucking snapchat
Annnnnnd another Wednesday has passed that I haven't been anybody's wcw
Mom seriously loves the Bubble Butt song I'm dying !!!
How could you think of that 5:30 in the morning _TWITTER-ENTITY_
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Dat stash doe
Just heard an old lady say I'll slap the shit outta her " #icant #lifeiscomplete "
Kaitlin is the biggest bitch but I guess that's why we're such good friends
Guess I'm jealous I don't have the best skin . Nope , dunno who lied to you , but you're nothing to be jealous of .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ is stalking my Instagram right now
Nobody's listening to Zack
Some ellwood kid told me last week the Pirates would lose all 6 games against the Reds based solely on the one we let get away last Friday
Nick is a ditzy blonde
DJ Khaled is a pokemon , dude . All he does is say his name .
We aren't best friends anymore I'm so done with you
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ i love us
Just heard the best freestyle of my life by _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ ! #OG's
I was unloading the groceries and my mom was inside and some guy asked me if I was the one driving the Cadillac and I said yes
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ gee thanks Ronnie ❤️
Ew girl , ya stank .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I love you too !
I just love seeing graffiti around here
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ this is the best picture I have ever seen , I want copies
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ but really .... Lol oh well !
Felt good to miss school today
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ is it weird I'm actually excited to go to school tomorrow ?
\The only time we fight is if she eats my food " "
\its not your booty its your beauty " - best pick up line today "
I swear I found Taha's twin
The hottest guy on tinder just messaged me and I was like and then I realized he's a panthers fan and I was like
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ THAT IS FREAKING AWESOME !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ wait time out lol is that from that Anchorman movie ?
\I could have been a drug addict , do you know how lucky you are ? " you're welcome mom and dad . "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ that sucks leave after that
Lol i got that slip resistant sketchers swag
This really is the worst game on television
You probably can't see emojis
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Ya and the fact it comes on after I say that ! My luck !
\ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ : That awkward moment when sluts hate other sluts for being sluts . ""
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ and I love u !
kemper texts me \why the fuck did you sleep in a truck ""
Hahahah Im laughing at myself rn wow I knew I shouldn't have believed that
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Hahaha I know !
If guys haven't realized , you can't hide shit from a girl . Even if yo girl is from outta the country
My uncle is so retarded .
What I just found out & gt ; & gt ; & gt ; & gt ; & gt ; & gt ; & gt ;
I love coming to visit _TWITTER-ENTITY_ at work !! Love our talks ! ☀️
He basically shit his pants
Taco off the league cracks me up
Ted is such a funny movie
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ 2 more then me
This Asian kid on American idol !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ this just made my day .
I love how me and Carissa were just talking about how much she hates Taco Bell and then I went and got Taco Bell for dinner
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I'm watching that episode right now too !
WHY AM I SO FUNNY
Whenever I say I'm going to go to bed , I always get caught up on Vine . Shit has me dying
Our focus right now .... _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ i can't even deal !! We are so mean remember that one sub after the guy with the three legged duck omg dyin
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ it really was we'll have to take another one at pr 2
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahaha that was my other one .. so classic
rachel is doing the cupid shuffle .... by herself
Happy 21st _TWITTER-ENTITY_ ! Crack open a barrel of monkeys and go crazy .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ my girlfriend is a server at Olive Garden , so I'm poking fun at Military Significant Others by being a OGSO
Senior year for halloween i know what im being
My mom just found a clown costume in our basement from Halloween and I'm tempted to wear it to school since I'm \class clown " "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ do you remember \he was touching her dick ? ""
Hollar atcha gurl _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_
Self conscious of my windshield wiper speed
\Sorry I feel asleep " _TWITTER-ENTITY_ "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ perks of living in a forest
I really crack myself up when im by myself
#InMiddleSchool I taped a Dunkin donuts bag onto Vinny's locker
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ YEAH RIGHT . Over my dead body
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ haha or sour cream and onion chips .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ that's not cute
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ seriously tho
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ OMG ..... I just peed my pants !!! THAT IS FUNNY !!
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Mitch you look pissed
Travis and I have so much to do today and I'm in a towel watching bailey play with her fox
Walk into 505 and the boys are watching Fashion Police
I wonder how many girls have actually cut their hair off because they wanted to be like Miley
Bought my own packet at bingo #WishMeLuck
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ reasons why I love you
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ yea he should have
I swear Sarah knows every single word to Colt 45 .. _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_
\I don't know what to feed a baby ! I'm only 14 ! " - _TWITTER-ENTITY_ THAT'S A GOOD THING "
Hahahha why did a fire alarm just wake up Bennett tower ?
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ GC and them chicken legs
lol go get wasted and drunk call me later . plz .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ ' s inspirational video to help me with my fear of clowns & gt ; & gt ; & gt ;
“ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ : _TWITTER-ENTITY_ so you would ride past all them stores just to get some from me ? Ctfu”yea cause they free
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I'm dying right now #crazybitches #throwback
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ remember when you kept honking my horn for me ?
Lol me and Tristan couldn't hi five in practice at all
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Welp .... AHAHA IM SORRY I feel bad ? In a way ? Was it a fitness account ?
I just found the video of _TWITTER-ENTITY_ ordering pizza using his toes .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ impersonating Paula dean > & gt ; & gt ;
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ i just saw a tweet about basegod and it reminded me of that class
Is it just me or is _TWITTER-ENTITY_ going through everyone's old tweets ?
Woke up to the best text from _TWITTER-ENTITY_
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hell yeah
The fact that _TWITTER-ENTITY_ and _TWITTER-ENTITY_ know all the words to this song and I don't is just too funny .
Honey I don't care . Stop trying to try and make me jealous . He's all yours .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I am so fucking dumb I ment to say love YOU hoe
Lol I was about to take him out with that Gatorade bottle
\Are you finding everything ok ? " I'm finding you extremely attractive . "
Whitney is on a role
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ You probably are haha
\Oh the kid with the 30 percent ? yeah he's the stupidest kid ever " _TWITTER-ENTITY_ "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ why do think I cropped my face out ?
My step dad thinks he's a bad ass lol no
I never realized we only had 2 white girls on varsity basketball last year . What an ethnic team
That video was so bad ...
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ me either , all we did was laugh and mrs. gallo would ask us why we laugh so much lol .
OMG the fact the honey but Cheerios used \ ride with me " by nelly for a commercial & gt ; & gt ; & gt ; & gt ; "
My dad just put up his \muti racial " nativity scene while moms gone & amp ; says if she tries to take it down he'll accuse her of being racist "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ most ignorant tweet of the year Dan
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I hate you
looks like Keaton accidentally responded on my twitter
Can extreme cheapskates go off so I can go to sleep
I seriously feel like a have a little brother not a big brother ..
I've tried probably 15 times and nothing #wow
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ still LOLING at \it's the London Look " . It's my fave thing ever said probs . "
I love how you take time out of your night to tweet about me petty Fleming girls
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ wishes eBay sells boyfriends ... HAHAHA✋
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ right when he said that I looked at you z and just lost it
I am so dumb
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ LOLOL . No balls . Btw we've been cock blocked
Like im all walking my dog hahaha then . Mrs russels all HEY YOU jumped like 6 ft
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ i wonder if people that dont know you guys think your lesbians hahahah just think about it !!
' Hand me my thinking grenades '
I love reading drama on Facebook
Well that was pretty awkward ..
If you're a guy and I send you ugly snapchats , that means you never have a chance
I called him a devil child . I'm
can't believe our IPR teacher was hitting on my main Chaz _TWITTER-ENTITY_ #protective
Stop talking about urself
My mom just told me that she got pregnant with me at 7 sisters
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I'm not I'm joking
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ yes ! You come anyway !
I mean just saying
Home Alone >
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ I'm kidding
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ watching the office . Michael just hit Meredith with his car
My mom is so thirsty for Thor and Clay Mathews
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ don't matter your bf was gonna make that happen anyways lol
And he made a video it's the funniest video I've ever seen
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ this picture makes me die everytime I see it❤
The Cat skin was the first football game I've ever been to in Avoyelles parish & amp ; it sucked ass
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I did the day before I left
You would delete that now
Looking at pictures from last night is always the best
You wanna hang out you say , but do nothing to make that happen
It's never good to bring candy into a ballet studio _TWITTER-ENTITY_
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ LMAO . You just said Krofdong
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ karma for what we did
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ and she'd forreal be the last person I'd take criticism from because she looks like a dog
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ omg ikk ! Then he's like my face feels like heaven or something haha
One Less Lonely Girl by Justin Bieber❤ such an old song but still love it . ✌
8th period was great today .
Ok that tweet was supposed to be serious but it made me laugh
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Why do I hate you yet love you all at the same time ? #bully
People scurred to use Instagram video on my insta .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ I can definitely believe that
Hosack gets hostile when he plays video games
All my friends are drinking away their relationship sorrows & amp ; I'm just like  sexy girl gave me a back massage today . I'll drink to that ""
My mom is so funny #ILoveHer
I hate when girls are so controlling about what their boyfriends do ... Acting like their mom n shit #defnotme
I know that I'm obsessed with my car , but thats why it looks so damn good
My mom tells me some crazy stories from when she was in hs
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ lmao you can't even see your eyes in my twitpic
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ song lyrics I'm not that creative lets be real now my metal friend
I have an F in PE because I missed a ten point quiz
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ and I found each other at the mall on accident Always together even when we technically aren't
Spending all day tomorrow with _TWITTER-ENTITY_ working these elections
Sean's nose this morning & gt ; & gt ; & gt ;
There is just so much going on right now , like I can't keep up !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I was telling the story of the water gun fight on my last day to Paul
Pretty weird thinking I'm home alone till Saturday
My mom just said or the 1st time ever I'm not having candy for Halloween and puting a sign at the door no candy " now hysterical #sickso "
Waking up to so many snap chats that my screen froze from them all thanks to Matt
Might as well call me Bambi now .
Me and Tay are cruising down tittybawassee looking for that D !! _TWITTER-ENTITY_
The guy at the gas station knows me as he girl who locks herself out of her car " "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ yes
OMG I can't even . good night
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I'm even nervous about that ! A classroom of 20+ kids ... With no help . I might kill someone .
So bad at hiding shit .
Cable is life
“ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ : My boyfriend isn't allowed to swim without floaties . Tryna drown and escape this relationship ? NOT TODAY”
2 hours left , works going good fun day
I can never get enough of #Reba #toofunny
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ It was the wrestling match one
I literally thank my mom once or twice a month for good hair and skin ha #mylife
heather just said a bear was type of dog ! i cant deal with her anymore
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ where is Oregon right now ? Hahaha .
When a guy asks you what ' twerking ' means ....
Anthony got his ass beat by _TWITTER-ENTITY_ in Spanish
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you looked so gay for favoriting that #lmao
Adam Levine was voted sexiest man alive aka my look alike boyfriend thinks he was also just voted sexiest man alive
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahahaha oh boy
I did it for Paul Walker
I took over 50 pictures today because I thought I looked cute or something
I just love Luke Bryan . No , not because of his looks , but because of his music . But that's a given
Oh my god . I can't stop laughing at Cali's last tweet . I'm gonna die .
The Fact that I have watched every _TWITTER-ENTITY_ YouTube video is Amazing ... AMEN
Hi momm .
you can't even _TWITTER-ENTITY_ me
#10LawsOfSex when you use a condom it doesn't count
Wanna know something funny ? Corrina tried to hang herself in her closet with a belt and the rack broke . no lie .
Brandon- Tom would you let & amp ; $ & \ suck your dick me- idk you Brandon - no I have a boyfriend "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ don't blame them . If they were my kids I would too
Somebody just told my mom that Brody was so pretty thinking he was a girl . _TWITTER-ENTITY_
shout out to Mukti for those thong questions
I love texting _TWITTER-ENTITY_ and making fun of people because we always have the same thoughts about them
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I honestly would think it's hilarious & amp ; I'd have to take a picture of you holding it
What I just witnessed was so damn funny I am soooo done
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahahha you're a loser
I wonder how you feel now knowing I have all this cash and never spent a single dollar on you
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ awwe that's precious !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ wait by \your girl " you mean your friends roomate who you called a whore and made fun of for dancing on stripper pole ? "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ my life
My mom just flipped me off in public
My weakness is a man with a sexy voice and smile ... in which I haven't found yet . #foreversingle
You're such a two faces bitch
Don't mind me and jamee on y'all's TL
\I like your haircut you don't look like hipster Morgan anymore and that puts you higher up in my books " Joshy "
Everything on ask is hate . Because they don't have balls to say it straight up .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ ehhh get off my spelling ☺️ ! And thanks
Megan is over here chugging this soda like its a beer
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ UNC also teach you that grammar bud ?
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ she's attempting to dye it
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ is a hater #FuckBoi
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ you get to meet her Saturday ... Joy
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hate that shit ... I'm always having to buy the pieces separate bc I get two different sizes
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ everybody is gonna end up catching onto our tweets if they haven't already
Don't plan on talking to me when you wake up , just might be caked up . ✋
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ that's why I laughed ? I thought its funny your tweeting about my dating life and don't know me . Reason being why it's funny
Maybe it's cause I want my daddy . but oh well I should get it . Oh yeah through my first box and haven't even hit a bird #wow
Teeny bobber central
You can tweet but not text me back .
Last night was .....
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ we're hungry
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahha I love you .
THE PURGE IS REAL ! It is REAL ! Black people will be hunting Zimmerman tonight lol .. I knew there was a reason for that movie
My headphones have been in for 15 minutes and I just realized no music was playing
And it made him throw up
Shouts to _TWITTER-ENTITY_ for having an Asian roommate that doesn't speak English #smhforyou
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ this picture makes me happy .
I suck at texting , sorry
Dad makes a grill full of hamburgers and puts them on the table to go make more . Comes back and the dog ate them ALLLLL
What ever happen to being single
Lol my last retweet I feel like I just tweeted on that one Hahahaha
My mom asked my brothers friend If he wanted some corn on the cob
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ realshit ' they be lying to much
Don't get me wrong I still wanna beat my husband with random objects I find laying around , but I still love him . #marriedlife
That mustache tho & gt ; & gt ; _TWITTER-ENTITY_
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ schwasty pants #yougoboy How much did you have ?
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Logan and you omg
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahaha I thought you meant for shoplifting lol I thought he returned to the scene of the crime
Lol she had a rough time at the hookah bar ..
it's good to know my 128 pound body is all it takes to break the walls at practice
\Can you do your Dr. Phil shit & amp ; cheer me up . " "
Dylan probably thinks I'm so weird now
Singing with _TWITTER-ENTITY_ & gt ;
Those Louis Vuitton shoes are real smoothtoo bad they're $750
tye said she's gonna go practice twerkin ' in the mirror .
Oh and my dad has been asked if his wife is his daughter that's what happens when you marry a women closer to your daughters age bish
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Ello chum
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahaha
Brooke sleeps too much !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahaha no way
if you see me within the next couple days don't mind the holes in my ears I'm letting them close up
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you got raged lol #VentSeshFoDays
What you mean I shouldn't be wearing my Halloween costume to work ?
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ is your profile pic Coconut Head ? holy shit
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ THE RABBIT
\ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ : I like pickles on my pizza . is that so weird ..? I think not ✋ " ew wtf go home ur drunk ashley "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ and the only one
God if I could kill anyone .... It would be you
Can't wait to be on the same flight my mom is working tomorrow
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ who the fuck is that in your Avi
So there's no way I'm watching my brothers Saturday so if anyone wants to babysit let me know
YOU GONNA DIE CLOWNNN ! I love Happy Gilmore .
Andrew likes to play hide and seek , and then sit on my lap under a blanket . It's such a good hiding spot
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you spelled tweet wrong
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ lmao he will definitely love that
If you're a guy and dye your hair , you're defffff gay !!
You're a man whore lol .
If you just watched today's jeopardy show , you should be laughing as hard as I am .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ always working hard dude were gonna crush this year . Hope you're little girls are ready lls .
He said , \how long is a soccer period , 15 minutes ? " "
I always send jaime the weirdest snapchats of me and my mom
And I thought last summer was the worst summer ever #lol
She echoes like a conch shell on the beach . #KiltHer
That's what I thought you scared
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ we got Netflix you can get your own food ... you know where it is
The morning text I just sent _TWITTER-ENTITY_
I love how Kenny Rogers just came right out and said this is what happens when you get to many face lifts
I just wanna sleep .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ that tweet was perfect for us haha
all I did was crack my phone , nobody died . like calm down dad .
Lol don't you sound confident ?
Damn , someone's salty
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ BIFFFLL THAT VINE DOE
The host tastes better than this
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ That's so awesome .
I still can't get over how fun last night was
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ i can't even repeat our conversation omg
I just wanna say _TWITTER-ENTITY_ talks in his sleep and responds when you ask him questions
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ That's their theme song
We did not hang out to tinder next to each other ... _TWITTER-ENTITY_ #tindersucks
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ on ...
Just listening to my mom rant about her boss . #thethingsshesays
I should put the cover on my pool . It's near over flowing .
Omfg we have like no lighting in our house _TWITTER-ENTITY_
Too bad Aaron likes my natural more lol . Hey you like it I love it . I'm #LesMiserables tho
I think the B105 morning show is what I missed most about Cincinnati #loveit
So my mom is driving the wrong way on a one way street & amp ; the only thing she says is \don't you dare tweet about that " lmao . "
Some people are wayy to easy to fuck with
“ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ : I feel like everyone is related to everyone down here and it's weird to me . ” Lolololol I know how you feel !
Did they just dub step T swifts song lmao
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ dude how dank
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you might as wellll fight me for it
Lolol the ignorance is real in Red Bank and I haven't even been back two yours
* House Wife Material
I wish I could tweet all these hobbit quotes
When Ashley tells me all the places she wants to have sex . #nojustno
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ ill pick you up at 6
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ omg babe . since I don't get a ring at least share your pizza
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I'm so glad someone understands my struggle .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ oh my god Sarah in that picture is hilarious !!
\I would rather slit my wrists than marry ______ . " _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ "
Yeah he's best buds with Zeus and has what's her nuts talk to him the whole time
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I heard I get trashed every weekend . Is that true ? Bc I'm normally too trashed to remember my weekend .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hes our old student council president who was trying to find out if we had school tomorrow
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ false I knew how to run and punt . That gets you pretty far .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ haha Omg it was so funny !!!
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ I could tell
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ i think we should do this every week
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I've heard from _TWITTER-ENTITY_
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Really though hey I got my popcorn , I'm good lol
There's still 8 minutes left too
“ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ : My boyfriend isn't allowed to swim without floaties . Tryna drown and escape this relationship ? NOT TODAY” lmfao
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ that's the funniest thing I have ever heard
If anyone needs any more pick up lines I got you ✊
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ ill trade you death for your dollar , same thing right ?
I just don't really care at all anymore ...
its throwback thursday not throwback tuesday
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ sorry I had to
The Snapchat videos my cousins were sending to Mary Taylor & gt ; & gt ; & gt ;
My conversation with _TWITTER-ENTITY_ on snap chat right now & gt ; & gt ;
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I KNOW
S/O to my aunt for almost getting into it with this random woman
“ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ : Would it be wrong to ask a one-eyed person if it really was all fun and games up to that point ? ”
Kelsey deff just tried to sniff my armpit in class can't sit through this lecture today #feelingsilly
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I'll load up the back of our truck and dump it in your yard ❄️
Just went to sonic & amp ; it reminded of how cool we all thought we were on half days in middle school
It's midnight , I'm out shopping and getting food and I work at 4 am
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ lol I'm thinking about your dead fish and crying
momma ton is so drunk rn
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ And in the end , the whole idea we had planned went to shit . Still funny though .
maddie's name when it gets autocorrected is Maddox deloris
But I have to take care of my other babies too ❤️ #MyOldBabies
Eric actually pukes at how vivid some of my gross descriptions are
the music I listen to varies so much
I'm really stupid
\Jesus was a SigEp . " this is what recruitment has reduced me to . #RushSigEp "
baby vic tries so hard to talk and no one can understand him
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ if you have any left over my car could use some
You were mad the whole ride home
i don't even know most of you so idk how you all can hate me so much but whatevs
I didn't realize how bad my face was peeling until I tried to put makeup on
It was a mistake to give us 100 dollars and just let us go . Haha
I lol just at the fact that people legitimately get mad with whom people snapchat .. Lol it's just snap chat . Like seriously people
Chris just cleaned my windows for me and a semi passed us and splashed my car with muddy water
I was watching vampire diaries but I paused it for twitter beef
I sit on twitter and just think of all the ways I could kill myself .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you said I can't even you must understand my lifestyle .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahaha , I sworry .. ☺
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ they make white chocolate Reese's ?
Daniel tosh being the epitome of a douche bag
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ my butt doesn't need IMAX 3D . It's already large enough
I absolutely LOVE when you think you know my life keep it comin baby !!!!
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ no I love her . just fucking around
When I stared down _TWITTER-ENTITY_ tonight she looked so confused
The lax coach is gonna kill me and Alexis this season if we both make it , I can just see it now
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Brandon got in to car today and said he was done for a long time ! hope y'all had a little fun though !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahaha aww miss it
Middle schoolers saying urn up " HA no . You're like 12 . "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ What are you saying dood
I just saw a drunk fat guy walk out of my neighbors house , Guess Santas too drunk for Christmas this year
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you don't hate me at all like swerveeeeeeeee bitch ✋
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ heyy mrs. JL
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Whatd it do ?
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you wanna fight at the mall ? Hahahaha
Seeing couch frames in the east lansing dumptrucks
Hahahah sitting . Right next to my absolutely beautiful girlfriend _TWITTER-ENTITY_ tomorrow for my first day of college holdin her hand alday
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ gonna fuck someone up #Leggo
“ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ : That'd be so cool if iOS7 could tell you how many other girls he was texting the same thing to”
I love how zaine completely agrees with me .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ gets me every tweet
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I thought about you whenever I seen it .
Girl code right now . _TWITTER-ENTITY_
His grandmas told me to pick 5 things I want for Christmas .. 12345 was Richard a new vehicle
Basically I know I killed that Spanish test because all the answers were on it
Tricked Hannah into looking at my incisions
The conversation me and my Knox buddy are having right now at work hahaha
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ every time I eat cheez its , I think of the summer we stuffed them in our pants to get upstairs . We had the BEST stash .
I love drunk Mexicans
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I found my old tumblr because who can get bored on their
ohhhhjjn the things I found out . You're fucking dumb .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ just did it to _TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahaha
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ cracks me up every damn time
When my uncle flips off the GPS
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ haha I'm embarrassed for him that he thinks he coulda played in the sixers vs heat game bc he played aau and can dunk
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ oh I feel good lol must've been bc _TWITTER-ENTITY_ blessed us with the best grace never #deftaggedwrongperson
I was at school for about 12 minutes
Let Kaye loose
hahahaha \i put in the wrong hole " my step mom is ridiculous "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ your twitter name is so gay
That made me lol
Juno is seriously so funny
literally lol'ing rn .
Geeking right now _TWITTER-ENTITY_ best show ever !!
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ like to the refs you could read his lips
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ love you
Are you really convincing me to make out with you right now ?
S/o to _TWITTER-ENTITY_ ur nice at football and chilling with at football was pretty funny
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ word ? What was I doing ?
Bahahahahhahahaha this girl just ate it on the treadmill
This conversation right now > & gt ; & gt ; _TWITTER-ENTITY_
The things my family says at the table
Did I really just get away with turning my alarm off and going back to sleep ?
If your gonna pretend to be someone at least talk like them
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Lolol Do it ! Autumn will be gone all day because of classes so that = an open bed !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ don't let him know your thoughts ab me .
I was do tired yesterday that I fell asleep in my work clothes #exhausted
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I spoke too soon . I blame me more than I blame you
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Haha I can't even do one
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ \Oh am I interrupting ? " "
I'm always telling someone to suck my dick but last time I checked I don't have a dick ...
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I need my shoes & amp ; hoodie out ur car lol
I kind of miss #oomf ' s water bed .....
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahaha you already know I'm about to . Haha
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ technically you can't #BANGBANG
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I know . I drink one every morning and I brought one to school today so everyone is looking at me like I'm a freak
“ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ : You're seriously a fucking cunt . Someone had to say it” _TWITTER-ENTITY_ the shift lead
I have no luck with girls . Maybe I should get on Christian Mingle .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ jk I didn't . But I just read of them and some of them were pretty bad
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ guys Aubrey doesn't know !
I feel like I should delete that .. I'm not slutty or trashy I swear .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ eyebrows on animals is hilarious . Admit it .
Just bonded with some random girls about other people dressing like whores
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ probably !!!
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ haha sounds good
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ what happened to what's his name ?
My muffins bring all the stoners to the yard !
There's 1000 diff numbers , how do people pick the same one ?
S/O to _TWITTER-ENTITY_ for giving me perfect eyebrows
I've hung out with the same person all summer I have no friends
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you only YOLO once
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ it was needed !!
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ uhh I think you need to ms 8 o'clock bedtime
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ same here oh we'll tho lol
I'm just happy my car is getting clean
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ \I don't wanna lose it " seriously looked like you were gunna strangle yourself "
HAHAH what a Bestfriend you have .. #catfish
Uncle Drew & gt ; & gt ; & gt ; #Buckets _TWITTER-ENTITY_
After watching James keeks there definitely needs to be a reality show _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ love you ❤️
\Felicia , I thought he was albino , I mean I'm pale , but he looks albino " #latenightconvos #smh at the stuff you say _TWITTER-ENTITY_ "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ saw the commercial and was like oh shit this is a movie for you
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahahaha ! hey it's my future job just kidding
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ ill drive you I'm bored
seriously it just needs to be daytime now .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ that's gotta be the worst .
1000th tweet goes out to _TWITTER-ENTITY_ for being an amazing person < 3 my everythanggg #loveyou
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you'll be the small town girl raising cows and ill be the big city girl making my wallet cry everyday
Why would you ever tell your girl she's getting fat ?! That's just rude .
Hey , hey ! My boobs are growing . I sent Lauren my cleavage earlier . _TWITTER-ENTITY_
\ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ : if you take a picture on your bed with no sheets and just mattress & amp ; I see that .. hell yeah I'm judging . ""
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you should just stop playing
Have you ever just wanted to be friends with someone so badly you just don't know how to go about it
So glad I'm only going to beaver county for 1 week this summer
And people say girls are bad
Drank so much last nighttttttt
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you were so cute I just can't handle it
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ well that was real nice seeing on my timeline
Me :\D ad I'm so scared to get that gallbladder test , mom said it makes you puke . " Dad- " things change . That was a different time period " "
“people who laugh so hard _TWITTER-ENTITY_ their own jokes that they cant even finish because theyre laughing so hard are my favorite people” _TWITTER-ENTITY_
me and _TWITTER-ENTITY_ are so much alike
My day probably would have been a lot worse if I hadn't seen _TWITTER-ENTITY_ fall in vocational this morning .
Pawpaws asking me if ive ever drunk enough beer to get me drunk .
Ali retweeted that as a hint to Jeff obviously
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ gets scared watching The Hunger Games and hide under the blankeys #PoorBaby
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you actually filled out a women's bracket
Lol . Is that supposed to change something DalajiaMajia
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ bahahahaha !!! #HonestlyThough
When Mark reads Lafayette confessions to the family
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I literally busted out laughing at work when I saw this . #weareNC
The hell is 2 chainz doin
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you should've thought about how you worded that , sounded kinky #CNAProblems
My tracker just popped up as i was outside smoking a cig .... Awkward
Y'all are the ugliest couple ever
Diesel just fell asleep standing up
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ she looks so thin
The Heat is so hilarious
I will never forget Kara's 21st bday . ever .
This fight between Tyrone and his girl funny as hell
Twitter just a little too sex crazy
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ I knew it was a joke I'm just playing
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahahaha this just made my night
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I'm sorry you had to see that
Ew at all the bees in arias moms car , and she just sat there ... I would of ran , through the windshield
I am funny as hell
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ haha she does that cuz she wants you to scratch her butt ! She's so weird
That awkward moment when your butt cheeks get swole on leg day
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ and I are too funny
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ your last retweet tho #typical
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ same here !! We'll definitely have to get your nana to make us some one day before we ship off to college
me & amp ; _TWITTER-ENTITY_ are real lovers . haha haha haha haha haha #getoveryourself
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ omg I miss you !
My uncle just asked my aunt if he could give my 1 year old cousin some beer . .
Every morning Nicky twerks over the dehumidifier to dry himself off ... I just can't
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ This kid on the playground asked if I wanted to be bestfriends with him . That feeling of going down the slide together
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I think I ate too much candy
Me and my roommates motivate ourselves to do our work by rewarding ourselves with food
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ That was soooo scary #BestDriverAround
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ some nights
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I actually made that up on my own lmao
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ lol that's all we should say ... seriously
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I know I watched them all its too funny and Im not concerned about the way they look Im not looking ✋ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ #cookit
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ come watch me beat his ass
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahahah that's hilarious
Question of the night : would you rather have one extra finger or missing one finger ?
You're literally perfect . I miss our talks we had in 1st hope we get to hang soon ! #MC
Me and _TWITTER-ENTITY_ were those annoying people in 2012 that freaked out about the world ending
I hope you know how dumb you sound , an how psycho you look
Someone walks by Madis car , she try's making herself look hot , rolls down the window , window creaks . Ruins it .
dad : \i screwed up for the second time and just said fuck it and went yolo " "
The moment when you find out you have a sub & gt ; & gt ;
Great season _ichigan , 7-5 ?
my TL is all about Miley and cats right now .. is there something on tv that I'm missing
\All I know is one of us is right ... and the other one is you . " "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ idk just you in general makes me crack up !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I am literally laughing so hard ! hit me with your best shot !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ they just might need that
My grandpa is the funniest guy on this planet
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ i just lol'd
I've seen it time and time and time and time again lol
The amount of thirst I'm watching
Zachs pickup lines when he's drunk & gt ; _TWITTER-ENTITY_
As soon as MySpace comes back .
Burning love is my new obsession
OMG I can't wait to watch the catfish season reunion & amp ; watch Derek propose to that one girl
“Getting into a relationship may seem tempting but so was getting on the Titanic ship and look what happened there . ”
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ we love fuckin with you
Creepy snapchat convos with _TWITTER-ENTITY_ #hilarious
Dayles in twitter jail
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ that was ridiculous
Israeli baby is coming to America
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ if you werent so lazy you could of gotten it earlier ..
Not even 50 shades of grey .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ fuck you .......
trevor ' s pillow smells like feet
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ ahh I want it !! ☺️
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ What did he say
LOL well that was awkward #sorrynotsorry
You must be mad at me if you're not liking any of my Instagram pictures
Omg Jim just got the first spawn tommy !!!! Hate to tell you Larsen but you have to trade in your game LMFAO DYING RIGHT NOW
All I wanted to do last night was kick Kaila in the throat
That's fucking hilarious
nothin better than getting flipped off by autumns mom
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ yes !!! I need more Kevin in my life
I kept waking up every hour cuz I was absolutely starving but every time I was wayyyyy too lazy to actually get up & amp ; get food
\Did you just take a picture of me ?? " " No " grabs chip clip " good , cause I woulda put this on your nip " _TWITTER-ENTITY_ "
Lindsay's 7th grade friends have done more than I have #virginmary
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ what can I say
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahahaha I deleted it because I was afraid you wouldn't see it and it's true man !!
I went to the mall for clothes .. I got a case , a makeup bag & amp ; my nails done
why maddy just say that .
Riding in the car with my boyfriend's grandpa & gt ; & gt ; & gt ; & gt ; & gt ; & gt ; #lovehim ❤✌
My dad is strutting around the house in his Ralph Lauren robe ... Yes , strutting
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ thank god but if you're lying I'll accidentally cut you instead of the cat
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ that may have been the same night we tried rolling in a page torn out of a children's book
When your favorite teacher shows up to your work & lt ;3 _TWITTER-ENTITY_ mr. little
My tweets last night
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I that about Fridays match ?
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you wouldn't let me put my shoes away !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you better not lose that or our friendship is over !!!
Lol _TWITTER-ENTITY_ how _TWITTER-ENTITY_ couldn't drive home because her windshield wipers don't work , so I had to give her a ride ..
This random girl vined me twerking on a turkey and i kept yelling twerky
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ A picture of chapped lips
That call > & gt ;
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ haha yes & amp ; omggg I know ! Most of the time I just skip over most of it cause I'm like what the heck ?! Lol
“ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ : #IfYouKnowMeYouKnowThat I love you . Just kidding , I love my alcohol . ” I think is me _TWITTER-ENTITY_
my boyfriend watches secret life of the american teenager
Prob to much pll
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ yeah but I didn't feel it
When _TWITTER-ENTITY_ freaked out during mama I died laughing . I laughed so hard I was crying
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ then you can text me or call me . Instead of putting all your hate and problems on twitter ... duh .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ and her damn snapchats right now
\You've done stirred up my hornets nest " "
Wonder if I'll get my Xmas bonus from market basket .. Haven't worked there in two years but I never officially quit so I got it last year
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ if I have a car
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ it's out of the percent of 14 year olds that are 5 '
I drink too much coffee
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ to embarrassment me my sister goes on my account and reads all my food purchases
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ awwww hahaha he'd show up with deer meat for everyone there
Did my boyfriend really put \Bombs Make Her Dance " on the baseball page in the yearbook ? Gotta love him though _TWITTER-ENTITY_ ⚾❤ "
Chase told me to clean my yard but I told him I'd just make use of it
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ get ' em !
Why do babies hate me ..?!
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I was dying when I read it
I'm literally crying
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ or bulls ? You gotta pick .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ ack in the day in noble a girl would step on your land and get the shit beat out of her " my mom said that "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ oh I like the way u think lol
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I know , so perfect
When kasey and Bella told me how they tried to teach oomf how to twerk _TWITTER-ENTITY_
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ probably so
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ haha I'm sorry it wasn't my choice !!
Kyle just made me almost piss my self .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ when Trevdawg went to tackle you when you were on the phone and then he fell & gt ; & gt ; & gt ; & gt ; #ohgod
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ lol I knowww it's typical for you to automatically think that
Taught _TWITTER-ENTITY_ how to do a Jello shot !
so now all of a sudden it bothers you you brought it on yourself man
Not even a ravens fan except for last night ... otherwise I would've been bored voting for no one
Loooove accidentally sending embarrassing snapchats to cute boys .
#InMiddleSchool I threw _TWITTER-ENTITY_ gym bag out of the window during class
The fact that the strip club has a twitter just made my day even better !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ the wellness center girl lmao
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I know it's amazing
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ can I be the fifth wheel #justkidding
It's really not funny at all what happened to Sydney but since she's okay I can't help but laugh when she tries to walk or put clothes on
The uglier the snapchat , the closer we are .
\I'm over my parents telling me how to live my life . " wise words from _TWITTER-ENTITY_ "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I don't really know what to say hahaha but you definitely didn't know lastnight
My dad just flipped my hampster off
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ then you need find you a beautiful chocolate man !
It's only a matter of time before you try to have sex with her again too you never seem to amaze me !
I would like to give myself a personal shout out for probably getting last at crops judging tonight
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ THIS ISNT EVEN FAIR
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ no seriously .... I do not !!!!! You fag . Sitting home with my family is probably more fun
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ they were so gay
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ lmfao you know me so well
We're seeing a 3D movie and I almost just asked gravy why this guy is wearing sunglasses in the theater #imstupid
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you said it . Lol !! ✋
198- I miss you ! Can't wait to see you !!! Diving was sooo fun
Oh ok I love being tweeted about
Moms at the ER everyone
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ and one more thing Sarah don't harass people just because you hate yourself
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ THAT WAS KATIE OMFG I THOUGHT THAT WAS A MODEL ON THE BACK OF THE DOOR
Pissing _TWITTER-ENTITY_ off this early > & gt ; #Priceless
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ absolutely nothing
Theres one rule in this house , \DO NOT TOUCH MY DRUM SET ! " love this movie #StepBrothers "
Lol just saw _TWITTER-ENTITY_ brother driving home while she's stuck at school
You are uglier than sin in both of your school pictures
My brother had one of my old A-Team Cd in his car that we used to bumb in the A Team van haha #summerballmemorys #old
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ that literally made my day hahaha I'm dying
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ lol . Haha . Wait I love you guys I mean idk if he does
Oh my gosh someone just told me Ezra is A #sayitaintso
Better get em joey
Real question is is the so pinky
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ who you kidding , you aren't honest .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I know you are but what am I
I hope she comes
Since you wanna talk about my team just because we lost to you , why don't you tweet about your record 2-4
When that video of Grimm came on
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ I just lost it
as Lexi calls it #SpringKsLife
Thanks to _TWITTER-ENTITY_ for holding my hair back !
Pretty sure there's at least 20 national bestfriend/boyfriend days in a year
ew , that bitch is trash
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ don't hate
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ fuck youuuu ✌-
Brett said he's gonna gnaw through an alligator instead of using a knife to cut it open #WhatTheHell
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ love you meg
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ never heard of her . I'll look her up
The convo we just had in this room > & gt ; & gt ; hahah _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ #twitterlesscaycee #twitterlessrip
I love when people tweet things about other people that contradict the way they act themselves
If looks could kill as would have been long gone last night _TWITTER-ENTITY_
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Ohh it really is , especially when there was a table FULL of people talking and laughing .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I will ! Plus you & amp ; tomas already told Koda our plans last night
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ ohhhh .. Well whatever you do don't get lazy ! If you get dreads you gotta look badass like _TWITTER-ENTITY_
You know , just casually saying _TWITTER-ENTITY_ name into a fan .
lol at the text I got while I was sleeping last night
House keeping does not hold back that bitch came into our room while mike and I were passed out
Just shed a tear I laughed so hard
Just watched the preview to the new Workaholics tonight ! Hahaha hella funny !!
Just got asked by a 3 year old .. \Do you have a pee pee ? " "
HAHAH not in jersey Donald I wish currently located at Delaware County Community College #GreatPlace
I love how feisty my grandpa gets when he talks to my dad .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ making fun of Kim and kanyeomg
Fit right in here .
My twelve year old white as hell neighbor is blasting 2 Chainz right now
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ gonna look like a damn chipmunk lmfao
When coach says \Im just being real BITCH " lmfao "
#thisis40 & gt ; & gt ; & gt ; & gt ;
Well this was fun
Or when fat kids run full speed
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ $20 BJ's ?
When do you want your wheel barrel back ? _TWITTER-ENTITY_
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you fell for it again you're too dumb
My mom thinks I'm going to Texas to be with gabby . Like .....
Uki just keeps ruining this movie for Mariah
Only Adam would be kicked out of Perkins for 60 days
Secret mission with Chey & amp ; _TWITTER-ENTITY_ was a success .
\This is a pretty hairstyle . " _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ "
Watch OU come back and win
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ HAHAHA THAT was honestly the funniest thing I've seen in a loooong time . I LOL'd just now
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ the pink one isn't yours ? that's my moms .
Ew . You're so pathetic .
the struggle is real when a guy you know is no good says cute things to you _TWITTER-ENTITY_ #ForeverOurStruggle
I can't take my mom
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ lol are you scarred for life
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ lmao . I probably was , I use to sleep all the time no matter where I was . I still do , but even more back them
What can I say I'm fabulous
Scottie would wave bye to the cop that pulls us over
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahahah seriously I can't even breathe I keep laughing so hard
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ send me some
oomf is sending me the funniest snapchats right now .... omfg .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ everytime I have it , yell at me on twitter ❤
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ like they take there jobs so damn serious
I'm like a walking holiday
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I done moved from BF to BM
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ BAHAHAHA . IT COUNTS it will be proof that the cowboys are in fact better than the texans !
I wanna go to a restaurant in Downtown Toledo . Those restaurants by Polekatz
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ You're killing me !!
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ i'll dm it to you then , it's too good .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ yeah you're right #sorrynotsorry #sickmind
Kinda want to drop my classes tomorrow ...
s/o to that random kid that somersaulted down the bleachers though
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ the amount of tweets of yours that I just favorited is kind of creepy ... but you're just so hilarious
\Yeah go to sleep bitch " #21JumpStreet "
You really gotta calm down dude .. Lmao
I just made _TWITTER-ENTITY_ chug an entire water bottle
Rob probably wants to stab because I'm still at his house
Lol seriously just deleted 150 people from FB . If we haven't talked in over a year . Delete . blame it on the alcohol doe
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ did I like sit in my own puke lastnight ?
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ yesssss !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ right . Come buy for them please .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahahaha fine ! But you'll be thanking us cause you'll have such a great time
hiding from someone I know
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ yeah I'm talking about the attractive white girls
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you won't _TWITTER-ENTITY_ him
she said I was down for the brown once in my life , I need sleep right now
“ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ : I'm pretty sure the first question my dad asks any guy around my age is \do you play football ? " ” "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I noticed that .
Scared the shit out of some kids eh picked the flowers from my yard
It pisses my parents off that I know just about every country song on the radio
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ fuck boys I have my credit card . it's a forever and always kinda love
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ wait til you meet bob
Butler beat Manchester by like 61 points tonight wtf
You have a new best friend and boyfriend every week it seems like
We are soooo cool _TWITTER-ENTITY_
S/O to Jenna for making the missed connections this morning told you guys Bakerview is a good looking stand ! #shesahottie
My moms keys some how ended up in my car so guess what that means out of school even earlier
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ mine too let's just move out together and get them done
Recapping the night's events with _TWITTER-ENTITY_ and seriously dying
Snapchatting _TWITTER-ENTITY_ & gt ; & gt ; & gt ; nobody can beat our conversations .
Babe just freaked out
LIKE WHAT ARE U WEARING
Anth Omo accidentally put vanilla on his grilled cheese and then tried eating it ... Man I've missed this family
My dad said your nails are black just like you like your men #weak
Taylor kinda looks like zombie rn
It's funny to watch people scatter all over a supermarket because of some expected precipitation
Please stalk my twitter and Instagram
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ literally thinking the same thing I was like wtf did I wake up at the right time ?
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ .... Oh I didn't know you were in that do u have chem this semester ?
I hinted to my mom that I wanted to go out with Kelsey and she said yeah because we both know you're not actually going to study tonight
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ no I saw you and it made my day
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ i could look at motocross helmets all day
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ thanks for the great massage morgan
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ well I never see u
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you know it !!!
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ You already know ! Hahaha !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I say the same thing about subbing 3 days vs . one week at CWay .
What I would to go back on the east coast trip . Them bus rides > & gt ; & gt ; _TWITTER-ENTITY_
I saw _TWITTER-ENTITY_ today and my day was made
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ pretty sure she dropped that on the daily I'm dying
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ that was Lindsey ! Lmao I am a respectable young lady .... jk IMMA BOSS ASS BITCH
Mom was right you're a big turkey Gary
I have every intention to sit and watch _TWITTER-ENTITY_ get her star Friday . Oh the life of a PA state worker . Thank god for the internet !!!!
My flash lights called IHandy
i cannot get over how hilariously handsome _TWITTER-ENTITY_ avi is #lookingood
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ it ain't gay at all
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ wanna talk on the phone again ?
take me back to like 4 hours ago please . just one thing little I want to change
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ I thought he said he found someone better ?
ppl who lived in the 4th ward when they was younger grew up in almost abandoned buildings #FACT !!
\My pocket's stuck on overload , my rain never evaporates " #QuoteYourCoach Rapping with _TWITTER-ENTITY_ and Coach Lambo "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ exactly .. Your in it .. #weirdo
Can't believe _TWITTER-ENTITY_ packed a lip lat night
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ had a normal guy say call your dad and I go why .. He honestly had to balls to ask to borrow 100 bucks from him
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I'm pretty sure that's mine
Time for swim class
It's funny what people say about you now
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ I was joking geez
The vine where the girl scares her dad and gets a cookie sheet to her face makes me DIE every time
How did I know ?
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ yay good !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahaha I'd rather not be burnt alive though ...
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ you're a mess Jon .
My dad just told me I have a lead foot #TrueStory
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ My dad loves that thing , I don't think so
A child just said we look like elves ringing the Salvation Army bell .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I love you
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Bahhaahhahah . Literally the funniest moment of our relationship . Other than today . Today's was literally I don't even know .
people be wanting to know everythinnnggg
Nick really rolled over to my sisters boyfriend last night and said goodnight sweetie and kissed him lmao _TWITTER-ENTITY_
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ HAHAHA yeah right , I beg to differ you sneaky son of a bitch ! #slickrick #secrets
he said i will slam a bitch on her head
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you should charge them for it . you'd make a bunch of money . haha
omfg jacob had long hair in this
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahahahaha no this can't be real
Bangs are coming back
When a guy approaches you in a bar ... and you have no idea what they're saying so you just smile , laugh , & amp ; awkwardly walk away #MyLife ✌️
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ for sure . I just need your social security and credit card numbers to hold you a front row seat .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ idk haha ive slept till 3 before
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I'm not really sure what you mean by this lmao and why you tagged me in it ...
I've been to and from Amarillo so many times I've memorized the entire drive , including the mileage signs that we pass by
I don't remember what pages I'm suppose to outline
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ y'all lame
Im cleaning with my prom dress on .. Judgeme . ✌
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you said it wasn't about me . so i said kk . meaning stfu and stop replying .. bye now .
“ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ : IF YOU DON'T HAVE ANYTHING NICE TO SAY , come sit by me and we can make fun of people together . ” _TWITTER-ENTITY_
All I can smell right now is peach swishers and old spice cologne .
\I don't even want to be in your head .. that's what I think your head is like-a zombie circus . #zombieclowns " _TWITTER-ENTITY_ #thanksNevil "
My night class is suppose to be from 6-9 but he always lets us out at 7 cuz he said the #bruins are playing #cantcomplain
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I'm surprised you haven't caught a significant amount of bears with those traps of yours .
In case you were wondering how exciting I am , I'm getting ice cream with a 16 year old right now . She might be my first riend " here "
She legit just got him to order fried fucking pickles before he even got his drink ....
This Philadelphia and Detroit game is craazy❄️
TAYLOR MCDERMOTT IS A GINGER #gingergangordie
My co-worker just said to me ... ' wait until you see your first uncircumcised penis ' wut
Constant war between me and my cousins throwing things at each other
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ yeah faint goats . Walk by them and yell FUCK real loud and they'll seize up like a damn statue
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ oh I forgot your truck supposedly couldn't \shift " "
This bitch at the drive through just asked me what a case was when I ordered a case of Bud light ... OH . _TWITTER-ENTITY_
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ sent this snapchat 2 hours ago and it still says processing
Matt is actually funny today
Chapelle Show is the most hilarious show ever .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ BAHAHAHAHA !
S/O to _TWITTER-ENTITY_ for his prof pic
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I will back you up girl plus Jesse wanted me to fight someone anyways
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ if that makes you feel classy then you have to go visit the seaside bathrooms you'll feel like you're in a palace hahahaha
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ that's what you think
I blocked her and she's still finding ways to creep on me
Just remembered I slapped josh today I felt horrible
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I love your Avi
I really need my bro 2 go to sleep bc I have stuff 2 put in his stocking
This is embarrassing
Randy Marsh & gt ; & gt ; & gt ; & gt ;
The only good thing I have to say about work right now is that the lighting in here is always on point for me to do my make up
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ haha dork
Playing the flordia state anthem around Clemson fans just because
Our talks > & gt ; & gt ; & gt ; & gt ; & gt ; & gt ; _TWITTER-ENTITY_
My mother asked me \so what's the plans for thanksgiving " #MyResponsibilityToPlan "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ how could i forget
I hate when ugly people post pictures of themselves on Instagram and hashtag pretty . #YouAintFoolinNoOne
Lol watching The Millers right now in the Schissel house . Too funny .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ it sucks so bad like I don't know why anyone would get a boob job !
I'll be tricker treating when i am a senior i don't really care free candy
Jennifer Lopez pants fit me really good
I love how Dante automatically knows those #subtweets are for him
I'm the funniest person I know
I love makin fun of this chic of my gosh
Jacqueline is numba 1 on the struggle bus
That Oklahoma game
leave it up to my dad to argue with the toll lady
Mr. Snyder walked into my class and told me my flying carpet was in the nurses office .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Do you know how many hot guys there are in Paris ? It's a city of Gunthers !! Haha
I spent like 2 hours in line for a box of 300 rounds
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ i should have called you
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ that's what you get for leaving me !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ idk if I should laugh at your voicemail or cry
Children of the Corn is hiding in my cabinet !
Therefore , I'm laying on top of my sheets until my body heat warms it up !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ text them !
My big just asked me why I decided to stay dry . ................ I never said that .... HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Bro tanks just make me laugh I don't even know okay judge me
\Yea come on get behind me bitch I have a machete a hatchet another machete and a chainsaw in the back I will fuck your world up lady " "
Karel be texting me out of nowhere the funniest stuff
Me : its weird to think that our generation might get into a war , were lazy _TWITTER-ENTITY_ : yeah what are we gonna do shoot our iPad gun ?
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ right !? One night I will tweet them hopefully get alot of favorites
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ idek ! He took my phone and put it in and said to text him
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I was just thinking the Same thing !
lol i tell my dad to take pictures of me cooking i just be proud of myself wifey in training bahaha
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I don't know man ! He's your brother ! Ask him lol
Took Kristy into her first sex shop , let's just say we didn't leave empty handed .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Little do they know I was highly intoxicated
Literally cracking up at the two Minnesota players that just ran and collided into each other both going to catch the ball
No words needed except
I love jenna
What _TWITTER-ENTITY_ just texted me > & gt ; & gt ; & gt ;
Scaring the shit out of _TWITTER-ENTITY_ at work .. ✔Soo funny
I'm funny hahahaha
Bentley gets so mad when Zoey wont let him hump her . & amp ; just lays on the floor and barks at her while she looks like a princess
I love when I'm changing in my room and _TWITTER-ENTITY_ calls me and tells me to close the blinds . Yeah , that's happened before
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ first three times I was bawling
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I think I know what eclipse they're talking about . I've seen it a few times . Once with smoke rolling out under the hood
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ why do you have that ?
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ poor doggy
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I will get one of you !
I saw that too
Everyone that walks in keeps looking at me like a got stood up
Me and my dad just had a food fight in the kitchen . I ended up with a biscuit down my pants ....
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ \hoe " dying hahahahah "
I swear every Seahawks game day in Washington is like a holiday Thats why I love this place ! Loyalty and love ~
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ no shame .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ to bad they've been in the league 3x longer and you weren't alive to see any of them so nice The packers just beat you stop
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ last snapchat
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you got an iss ?
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ this is true
my moms jokes are so stupid
walk out of the movie to go to the bathroom and some guy whispers \she has a big ass " uhm okay thanks "
My mom & amp ; I are talking about how many times _TWITTER-ENTITY_ & amp ; I failed our permit test . So funny .
Watching _TWITTER-ENTITY_ and I's wrestling manager video from last year !
Brock's on board with the succulent/cacti wedding now I gotta wait five years for him to propose
I thought snap chat was dead . Until I got my first one from _TWITTER-ENTITY_
when my 3 year old brother looks at me & amp ; goes \Bang Bang . I love Sosa " "
Will is knocked out on the couch
Still can't believe Loko licked us for $10 tho ... I wonder what he bought ctfu a happy meal from McDonald's
when boo sings while she's peeing
This guy sent a ' picture ' to a dude . #weak #catfish
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ teaching Abby how to kiss that one day omg
Seriously feel like going on a lovie rant but I'm not gonna
I'm sick . Thanks for asking everyone !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Neil's such a cry baby he's the second worst out of the three and ok ahaha .
This rant Shelby and I are on right now
Someone asked me how to get a guy to like them does it look like guys like me ?
Yes I am aware that I take up 90% of the bed . Don't like it ? Buy me a bigger bed ! _TWITTER-ENTITY_
Funniest shit is when someones twitter famous , with not one friend in real life
This is what I get for delaying Christmas presents cool
I agree with oomf . Twitter is on crack right now . #OklahomaFolllowTrain
I've never cried so hard in my life at work . I love my job
#IRememberIGotInTroubleFor saying Sophia was my favorite & amp ; that I hated Savanna ... ✋
Wait we snap chatted Markus last night _TWITTER-ENTITY_
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ bahaha I made so many of these like I hate myself sometimes
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ he's so mean
It's funny how oblivious my parents are
Dang it it didn't work
Remember when I was going to get the cops called on me for cyber bullying ?? Yeah that was a kick
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahaha !!! Okay !!!
I have double vision cause ive been on my phone the entire day
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ are you in a hospital bed
Suck in traffic and dads talking to someone about their dog ! #thisguy
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ when she isn't even one
Becky's little cousins think we play in the NHL
You just had to bring that up . #shutupppp #sorry
Mom said I'm going shopping today , can you take care of yourself alone ? I said yeah I do it everyday don't i #thenshegotmad
Well that workout wasn't quite what I was expecting , definitely informative , maybe too much so _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ your snapchats said it all
I'm in such a good mood☺
Y'all , if someone got me a chocolate lab puppy I would really thank them for the rest of my life .
S/O to _TWITTER-ENTITY_ for scaring the crap out of me ! , just about died !
My brother is crying because he has to drive a Chevy Spark while he's in Texas
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ is staying on the 3rd floor of Cornerstone which is haunted
It's funny when girls text brad and don't think I see that stuff
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ oh yeah
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I thought this said my name but now I'm like oh nevermind lol
Spring break ' 011 ! _TWITTER-ENTITY_
Workin on hall road has it benefits though , i just witnessed a car doing a full donut try to make a michigan turn
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ alright , well that big L looks pretty on tbe standings . See you pussies next time , I wanna see you come after me too
That snap I just got from _TWITTER-ENTITY_ > & gt ;
In all the Murray Monday photos I've seen he makes the same face in all of them
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ lmfao!!!!' you was weak then ! I'm sure you still weak !
\I got trashed and blacked out " goodness I love you _TWITTER-ENTITY_ such a clown hahahah "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahaha shut up josie
I really like texting you
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ what do you do to soccer balls ? Kick em
Imma need Brandon to get a twitter so we can send mushy love tweets like all these other couples on twitter #no #justno
Steve Carell is my favorite person in the whole world
Lmfaooo I've been a silly mood all day .
Now she gonna hit me with that reply
But on that note off to the mall
Some random fathers daughter called my dad saying she was pregnant
It's been a pretty eventful day ! Got my laundry done ...
I've been asking my mom all morning if I can just go back to bed .
Snap chat champ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ #littleone
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ LOL ! I wasn't gonna say anything ! Lol . But love you too !!
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ drink some water first
Kasey ripped her pants
you don't wanna talk about what school is better cause you lost #youmadbro
The Jackson's are the best story tellers around .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ I'm on the phone explaining it to her and she still doesn't get it
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Neither do mine My eyes close and I talk like I'm 5 !
My mom tried to jump out of the car last night
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ your not shutting up is like 3 tweets mine is like 250
things ive noticed over this semester : me & amp ; _TWITTER-ENTITY_ forget that we have to act ormal " in public #iloveus #we'reugly&proud "
8k goes to _TWITTER-ENTITY_ for the pictures she just sent me .
I know I'm lame
Okay don't favorite it just dm me
Still cracking up at that VINE !
\you know what they say , if you can't take the heat avoid Aruba " why is this so funny to me ?! "
That text from _TWITTER-ENTITY_ has me weak
I'm baby ratchet , he's like granddaddy ratchet . #likewhat
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahahaha man the shit I come up with lol
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ HAHAHA IM DYING
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ HAHAHAHAHAHAHA oh my gosh this just made my day 100x better ' yes I totally agree
Sianna and I will need a GPS to get to the mall
That bish in the jello pool last night
Goodnight to you too Katie Perry !
Kevin thinks he can be sassy with me ... no babe _TWITTER-ENTITY_
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ yes lol I'm sorry I had too
What devyn and I did last night was the funniest yet meaniest thing ever
Yesterday & gt ; & gt ; & gt ; & gt ;
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ the selfie is perfect but the actual cone is hall of fame forevz
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you're a problem ✋✋✋
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ the same way you work with me sending you screen shots all day
lol at my mom throwing a fit because she can't put up our 10th christmas tree because the new carpet doesn't come until tomorrow
My feet are too ticklish for pedis ... Seriously about to pee my pants
Mr. Lee said Levi smelled like baby perfume .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I'm sure that I have lived lol my team won the Super Bowl . That's #winning
Like what are we 5 ? this convo right now > & gt ; & gt ; & gt ;
Oh wait probs a different riley
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ be on that undercover pothead shit
Freaking _TWITTER-ENTITY_ can suck a big one .. She sent me like 1000 of this emoji . It's not even funny ..
I only need like 3 people in my life other than my parents
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ but mostly because that story made me feel like I should be looking that shit up so I did too
Loud obnoxious singing ✅ . Blasting music ✅ . Bathroom break for the weakest bladder ✅ . Broke all of _TWITTER-ENTITY_ ' s roadtrip rules
Kids these days trying to get me to take them to 21 and over
Lol my brother is the only person who can actually make honor roll and academic probation at the same time in college lol
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ JUST MAKING SURE EVERYONE KNOWS HAL'S!
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ so that's your big secret ! Lol
Jacob fell going down the steps
My family is too funny
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I will next time I'm home !
When my mom reads mine and _TWITTER-ENTITY_ conversation and thinks we're weird as fuck
Seth got me a fucking tv #truelove
ohhh look who's on twitter
and the countdown begins
On college game day I never get a text back from #oomf
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ last vine I can't stop laughing
Of course Tanner is still up
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ . Been there , done that . Lol . I got in my car this morning and has zero gas and I was like where TF did we go ?!
The looks I get when I drive my mom's car kill me .
Bhahaha say Grace ... I pledge allegiance to the flag of the United States of America ... #ChristmasVacation
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ yeah nothing's really secret . Haha .
The ugly truth is one of the funniest movies ever
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ the world will never understand
I just noticed that most if my tweets are just retweets
Are you serious right now ? #nicetry
My boss just put me in time out bc I convinced him I had a child .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I know
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ At this point I'm the master of shoot downs lol
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ just remembered I told you you were my favorite black person last night and that I asked if you met mufasa
Some people change their best friends like its their job
Hahaha my facebook has the oldest pictures on it thisnis great
Going into summer 2013 TALKING to the same person I was going into summer 2012 .. Something ain't right here
Technology has taken over me ... I asked my dad if they had real pictures of something that happened over 2000 years ago #oops
Today is the first day I've opened my permit book . Lol I turned 15 in April
your babes in band ? ow ow
You feel that steam heat comin .. It's from my undercarriage #bridesmaids
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ highlight of my day haha
The AT & T commercials with the little kids are so funny
Dyin at Kristen's last tweet
we don't have a teacher
The snapchat I just got from _TWITTER-ENTITY_ > & gt ; & gt ; & gt ; #laughingmyassoff
Wow a way to lose ! #worldseries2013 #WorldSeries
While watching a video of my cat meowing he's frantically looking for another cat
I wanna crowd surf so badly
Jokingly told two of my guy friends they were very disturbing and one of them just looks at me and replies \you look very nice today " "
- my mom said I should stop hitting the weed bombs
There's a coffee stand right outside my dorm with no line
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ omg Anna no
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ shut up you watched the game ?
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ oh well , it ain't mine !
That girl is crazy .
Would that make me a workaholic-aholic ?
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I'm so excited ... YAY . x10 was what our convo consisted for like 7min
So tired ... Probably going to bed before 9
I wanna be the one your ex will hate , your mom will love and the one you'll never forget . Oh wait I already am #yourmomloveme
Kaydens gonna kill me when be wakes up .
This big ass bruise ok my leg
My boyfriend is definitely singing one direction in the eye doctor he's perf
LOL I swear everyone on my timeline is awake and still drunk
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ it's not a joke it just makes me chuckle
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ we're just as cute in the same picture on Instagram
J lee just asked me if I spoke Spanish bc I look like I'm Spanish hahaahaha what
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ like who would be into that
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I heard you called my sister Paigey .
The sound of birds in the morning ☀
Anthony gave me his sour patch kids , I love him ☺️
My dad just told off some dude who did a double take on me and my mom
What ... the .... Hell ...
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ nonononono I'm talking about Austin ! But me and Jesse just talked !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I'm joking
Me and _TWITTER-ENTITY_ got cursed out today by this white dude at the movie theater
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ lmaoooo well that's the only thing they're good for . and that's not even all the time
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ needs to stop singing
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ good one !!
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ STFU !!!! I may love you more than I already do ! #bestthingiveeverheard
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ i thought you were about to fight him
I love how Austin in class just throws tantrums
Kmulh calls me asking me if I have my stuff packed for OSU already
What did the police use to arrest the pig ? Hamcuffs .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ those were his old tweets lol I was creeping alot
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ sounds so good .. I'm lazy and tired af right now ! I want Quinn to go to McDonald's!
Who answers their phone in the shower
Girl Code > #dyinghere
Carmen would favor those
I like Jason Aldean ALMOST as much as I like Obama
\I mean it's been like 7 years I can't stop now " " that's not my point at all , 7 years means to get the fuck over it " #mylogic "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ that's so you
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ sure , keep thinking that
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ let's get you your pizza rolls now
Tons of people are sending me snaps about the storms and then there's Diffy sneezing ...
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ me too nic
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahahahahaha we need to be nice
me and tab trying to get an oil change rn
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I ignored it . That's how serious I am .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ he looks so dopey !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ then leave your bulletproof best at home
I Love Drugs It Just Make Me Want To Shoot Some Up
I'm counting down the minutes to go get my tongue redone . And than find something else to spend money on
Me and Nicki are sharing a lofted twin size bed right now #TheStruggle
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ we need to go to Amish country like this summer or maybe for spring break 2k14 ?!
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ lmao , I know what you meaaan it's whatever though !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you're a fag
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I couldn't fucking believe it ! it was like a 50 year old woman too !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ lol why would I be happy about a bunch of spoiled Jewish girls
the opening act just made me laugh so fucking hard .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ If In n Out delivered , I think I would become overweight and broke way too fast ... I'd eat it for every meal ?
One Tree Hill really knows how to bring out my girly emotional side .
A Haunted House was so funny !!!!
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I will make one if I they aren't
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ dude hahahah it's all so true
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ HAHAH omg I've never read the bible either I literally don't know how I've made it this far in life
We don't have any children 32 inches and younger #shitmymomsays
I feel stupid bc _TWITTER-ENTITY_ saw me after athletics today and I didn't even have shoes on
By far , my FAVORITE game .
I just realized almost all my friends have a mugshot while I was looking at the website ... I LOVE MY FRIENDS
I think I was there for maybe 5 minutes
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Even tho you think it's necessary to tackle me in the parking lot .
Took him to my house , the clubhouse , and the pool . That's 3 dates !
Virginia is so slaw
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ sounds about right
The ugly truth is the funniest movie but it's actually true
hat car has a boot on it ... it's a boot ! a boot ! why does it have a boot ??? " _TWITTER-ENTITY_ throw back moments "
We all know where that'll take ya ...
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ what about \Vagie " ...... "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Who are you ?
Parents bought me 2 bottles of aspirin for panama and told me that's for the hangovers
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ only 4 more years
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ the only one that's basically at night lol
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ haha the one girl you met !!! Haha
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ Oh god I understand it
Britt , bre , and I are dying right now
Are you talking about your last ex with that tweet
Everyone is so fucking shady lol I can't even deal
People know my truck by the rebel flag _TWITTER-ENTITY_
Dad was rattled but I was just laughing
as they show a Jewish kid
Robinson Cano , bye bye fuck boy . Have fun having a losing season for the rest of your career ! #ShouldaStayedAYankee
Hahah he got jokes
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Megan Hayes
I wish you could've been here to see James shut down the Jehovah's witnesses miss you duude _TWITTER-ENTITY_
Austin just told me to hold onto money that he's giving me I can't do that ..
Damn . I think Bruner is the reason why I'm into older guys . I swear I feel in love with a teacher & amp ; one of my principals .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ omg #FatGirlProblems
My mom is singing thrift shop and dancin in the kitchen while she cooks #nothappening #dying
I seriously love Miranda ❤
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ yeah ... You think you run shit or something ✋
The picture I sent _TWITTER-ENTITY_ this morning
Absolutely hysterical at everything that has gone down since the moment I opened my eyes this morning
My aunt just referred to Black Friday as Good Friday .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ is currently getting hit on by a drunk local _TWITTER-ENTITY_
Our friendship is so weird
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ of course in that picture I'm texting . or tweeting !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ thanks Father Time
corrected Emma's grammar
The situation regarding my car is waaay too serious right now #oops #ithinkifoundjumanji
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ lol I swear like I'm watching it too & amp ; don't get what's so exciting about it
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ he be looking good girl
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ this is priceless and I miss y'all already , have fun gals I can't wait for tomorrow night
Sleeping in Caitlyn's dads hoodie .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I love that song
I've been such a bitch today & amp ; guess what ? I don't care
my dad was like you're sister hasn't called all night , and I'm like .. It's 9 o'clock idiot
Brent's light-up squid hat though & gt ; & gt ; & gt ; & gt ;
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ please don't share those . Remember in ela when we made those trading cards and I was the nerd thing and you were the banana ?
Me and Hannah's snapchats I wish I could snapshot then bitches .
I seriously just sat on my bedroom floor and stared at the wall for 30 minutes
I think I got my bunny Hugh her eyes are red
Look at your tweets
Hopefully we win
The people that live behind me are having very very very loud sex !
Funny how things work out sometime hunny .
When your legs look tan in the dark & gt ; & gt ; ☺
You're to much
the conversation I'm having with my boyfriend > & gt ; ❤ _TWITTER-ENTITY_
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Ohhhhhhh ; I see why you hate the Blackhawks
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ no she had a conversation with him but you could tell she didn't want to talk to him
My 9 year old brother is 5'6 & amp ; 1/2
Last term of my Hugh school career begins tomorrow , bittersweet
Now I can see why he cheated on you
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I feel like everyone in the restaurant was watching me because I was just eating it with my fingers
I really am so fugly
gabby kneed me in the boob
This is kinda weeeeird
Never met a more insecure guy
This muhfucka ralphy may is a fucking fool
high key _TWITTER-ENTITY_ is one of the most underrated guys out there hes the funniest person i know
I hope everyone enjoys that vine
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ early bird gets the worm
Sometimes I can't help but laugh at my own jokes
Hope Geena enjoys my snapchat
Tiara just said my baby looks half black & amp ; Egyptian
He killed bill
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ wouldn't be the first time you've messed around with my best friend
Kae said Alissa's sweeper looks like Megatron
Can you explain that suit ?
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Friday December 13th
The helltell I just got lol
I just did a mass cleaning of my room at almost 1 o'clock in the morning . What is wrong with me ?
This Molly song is takin over my life
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ when do i not
Betty White is one of my favorite celebrities
S/O to _TWITTER-ENTITY_ for falling asleep in class
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ he is adorable !! I love it
The bond between _TWITTER-ENTITY_ and I is so baller . Strange attracts strange .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ that's hilarious
Had a weird dream
This face though .
HAHAHA did not know you could see other people's bestfriends on snapchat
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I can not wait ! I'm laughing already .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ oh my gosh . Is he gonna get in trouble ?
why is my dad watching scary movies on christmas eve . i thought we were suppose to watch christmas movies ?
Love when me and _TWITTER-ENTITY_ are dead asleep in _TWITTER-ENTITY_ bed and confident in the fact that he wasn't coming home , and he did
I still can't get over the fact my sister got a flat tire today in the sommerset parking lose
Oh my god . Everyone is pissed at me because he texted me #thatsridiculous
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I'm dying
Holly has never been to H20 . Therefore , we go tonight .
When flowers get sent to me at work and Dr. asks which one of the guys drooling over me got them for me !
Papas pissed because families are sad about having their kids leave . He said , \just fucking do it , they don't need to hold your hand . " "
I honestly don't care what the hell you do anymore
Just sent the ugliest snapchat of my life #ratch
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ IM DYING at our old convos
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ GOODLUCK WITH THAT .
Ha you had a good one now you chasing a idiot people surprise me
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ he can't get a kiss from me
I guess it fits .. Doodle bobs a total retard
So apparently Subway was created by a 17 year old boy , talk about a genius
2013 was a love/hate relationship for me ☺️
hows it hanging zomb ?
Everyone calls me Gabs
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I could provably do that of you two from the amount of pictures you always take on my phone
Tonight was hilarious
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ HAAHAHA YOU LOOKED UP THIS QUOTE FROM CHURCH TONIGHT LUH U
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I knew you'd say something hahaha
Ewwww odd day and cheer
Talking in Spanish is hilarious #somuchfun
I'm bored so I just kinda want to go to the gym ... Does that make me a loser ?? hahaha
Snapchats from _TWITTER-ENTITY_ and _TWITTER-ENTITY_
\You gonna be a stand up ho , or a fall down bitchhhh " "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hey ! Be happy before my brother gets to you
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Feel free to field this one for me
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ ecause you make it so easy ""
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ when it was in Mrs. Joseph's that's what me & amp ; Shannon called it
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ kill her
I HATE seeing all these basketball tweets , it just makes me miss football that much more !
It's so funny when coaches fight
Melissa told us that everyone's gonna have sexy faces tomorrow because mud's good for your skin
One of the freshman just asked me if I was on the team I'm a seasoned veteran #grandmastatus
\There are flags all over the place . " "
All the streets are flooded
just witnessed an Indian and black dude get into a pushing fight at luckys
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahahahahha deff know who you're talking bout
For how sad the dog shelter commercials are , I used to crack the hell up at _TWITTER-ENTITY_ when he would reenact them #SpotOn
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ why do you always tweet this ?!
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ thought of that night at Olive Garden
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I had too
I remember when I use to look good for school ..
I'm not wanted , at all .
She's over here naming everyone I've been with that she met _TWITTER-ENTITY_
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Dude it was great . He kept saying I was his first love or whatever and then asked how tall I was .
Those boot are made for Shelton _TWITTER-ENTITY_
\So what we get drunk , so what we smoke beagle . " _TWITTER-ENTITY_ "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you learn to embrace it after while
The voicemail i just got
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I could not get up this morning hope it's an easy day ... #nevergonnahappen
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahaha we called it though that was so bad
I didn't know _TWITTER-ENTITY_ spent the night at my house
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ probably ..
Just caught the worst fall of my skiing career on video .. Seriously cannot wait to see how hilarious
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ haha I'm gonna tell Nate that keshner said that
This is what our generation has come too #ohboy
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ they will have one sexy god mom too
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ mmkay , you have fun with that enacious D " "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ so does it count if we can't even grow facial hair ......
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ we'll this is promising lol
I keep getting K'd
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I love how we had like a 10 second stare down earlier
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ singing in the shower
On the bright side we get to rock our bright orange snap up pants to school tomorrow
You're such a scumbag I can't even #Pathetic
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ you and snuggles ?
Camille cracking me up with these tweets
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ lucky break kiddo , all 59 of us were coming for you
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ so truu
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Thanks man lol my bad good way to get my tweet count up ...
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Love you !!
\ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ : Alex and I like don't even care , and then there's my sister " me you talk about shit and we don't cuurrrr "
It's funny how many dudes will agree with something a girl says , just because she's attractive .
Soft nine ! Joey missing receiver by 10yrds . Still blames receiver
My right butt cheek is pulsating
My sisters upset that she didn't go to bingo tonight #OldLadyStatus
\This freshman over here is giving blow jobs and she hasn't even had her first kiss yet " "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ no were too dumb for that
The snapchats I got last night
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ that means you would have to do it and you couldn't even name a clean story bout killing ur twin
“ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ : I laugh at people in pain is that bad ? ” I do all the time .
Guys like da bod _TWITTER-ENTITY_
You're so full of yourself . you're not that hot .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Hahah the other team came prepared to get their butts kicks .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I remember the first night they did it ... I was so creeped out cause I had no idea what was going on
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ its from a movie
I'm just laughing so hard _TWITTER-ENTITY_ tweets to everyone right now
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ OMG we did !
Girls that twerk that don't even have butts . #gtfo
He's crackin me up he's the only one who can make me feel okay with this situation .
I need somebody to call .
\Evil takes a human form , in Regina George " "
Nothing like a good laugh before bed
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ the time I called you drunk ?
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ the girl that one is in my 5th hour too , which made it better !
Finding out that there's a video out there somewhere of me and _TWITTER-ENTITY_ slapping the shit out of _TWITTER-ENTITY_ in Highschool & gt ; & gt ; & gt ;
\At least we know who can hang now .. " "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ lololololololol I'm dying as we speak
Ready for a crazy night with my family
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Mmm . I bet you liked every single different one that went in your mouth
More than half the plane was kids and this miserable man turned to me and asked , \is there a break right now or something ? " Only all of NJ "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Not kill you , just bring you closer to nature
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ that was Brice
Tundra trying to race me on 175 .... Seriously dying right now . Sorry Miss , don't think so .
This place went from science shit to history shit . What a day of learning
AHHAHA I don't think ill ever stop laughing
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I'm so done
Lmao , sometimes I can't even handle how funny I am
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ on my way !!
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ what do you expect from me ? I'm a Virgo , I over analyze everything I need to know my details . But I'm on it , no worries .
The kitten just smacked straight into the side of my bed
I need friends . good joke Tori .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahahahahahaha #watchout
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ honey i am a pro at bad faces
I bet it's called Black Friday because you're basically stealing products from the stores
I can't take maddie tonight
Happy 21st _TWITTER-ENTITY_ you're officially legal and can drink with the rest of the team
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ omfg that's seriously the funniest thing I've seen all night
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahaha just sayin haha
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ that's the closest to black there is
aspen drew a picture of me if I was fat . _TWITTER-ENTITY_
I don't have a charismatic or romantic bone in my body
Why would you ever be proud to be 16 and pregnant ?
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ u think any of the NFL GM's are coming after Brady Hoke ? I don't think so ! #mattfoley #motivationalspeaker LMFAO !
Franks stories & gt ; & gt ;
All these vine remakes of Miley Cyrus are too much
The fact that you think your making me jealous is priceless
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ culvers is hiring jaykayyy
Hahah seeing Scott's mom drunk right now is making me life
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ this made me lol . Is that English ?
For some reason I find myself really funny I can't stop laughing
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ thatta girl #workinhard #dedication
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ OMG I WAS KIDDING
Me & amp ; Kate just snuck out to go to McDonald's
News flash . The world doesn't revolve around you
I just laughed for 5 minutes straight at a car playing the piano .
I tried out the hashtag thing in Instagram .. Yeah it works #somanylikes
Fact : you can get high off of nutmeg . I knew i took cooking for a reason
NOBODY CARES HAHAHA
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ she's probably divorced now
Lmao the fact that _TWITTER-ENTITY_ is in my basement right now and I'm not even home ...? Sorry buddy . Accidents happen !
Tags for likes
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ or money for that matter
Blades of Glory >
Wtf why is this happening to me
Haha cape fear soccer tryouts kids
\It means you're a baboon .. And I'm not . " "
I swear one day me and Gaige gonna fight
He probably still scratching his head , meaning that his crotch is having a nice little vacation
Mr Reimer just called me a son of a bitch
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ me too I guess I just make it cause I think I'm cute .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ what's your snapchat
I tried to do the grind on me thing and it's difficult
“ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ : if only boys were as attracted to me as mosquitos ”you are beautiful don't say that cause of one boy !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ HAHAHA ME TOO ! I CAN'T WITH OUR LIVES the teacher was like what the hellllll
The last airbender scares me
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ good !
“ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ : _TWITTER-ENTITY_ he better not be getting any numbers !! ” Forgot Cody has his girl , Ashlie . He only needs hers , no one else's .
The show Maury makes me appreciate the self respect and morals I have for myself !
Just remembered that drunk Mexican that was trying to frolic at Legends _TWITTER-ENTITY_
When people call you names and they don't even know you
Best _TWITTER-ENTITY_ yet . #ImDying
And sorry _TWITTER-ENTITY_ if my tweet threw you off #rossprobs
I thought were were under attack .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ omfg right
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ that's not his signature .. I looked up his autograph on Google
Mom offered to make me a grilled cheese and I almost cried #techweek
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you come to me
I remember when me and _TWITTER-ENTITY_ were tight buds , singing Adele all day everyday .. Miss it ..
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ is cumfused
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I can't deal with myself
My dad wanted to make me come home so now he's gonna be miserable all night
I remember the commuter problems from last year ! Don't miss that✌️
Asked what bridge we were next to and the response was its the shut your trap bridge ... The things _TWITTER-ENTITY_ ' s mom tells me
WE WANT BAMA #kufball
The eagles game is so funny❄️❄️❄️
Grace is a wild animal
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I wish there was a crab emoji
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you're up earlier than usual
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I did I did
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ haha ok ! & amp ; omg ik it was horrible i think we got lost about 10 times
Mmmmhm what intill wednesday
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I guess I've heard different than haha . It has to be true !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ and the major cut off of many
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I think I know who this is about
That movie was one of the funniest movies I've seen in a while . #theheat
Is your _TWITTER-ENTITY_ button broke , bitch ?
No one told me that the girl I was just talking to is the one that got drunk & amp ; tried to fight me until we left ..
My 9 yr old Niece : \I'm glad I hung out with you instead of staying with Mammy & amp ; Pappy . I would have had half a sweater crocheted already . ""
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ unless Haley is gonna turn into the devil again
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I love your mother
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ and _TWITTER-ENTITY_ Dance today
I was telling my mom how nice that group of friends are and she says \Yeah , stoners are usually pretty nice " "
I get pretty into music
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hide your Xbox controllers
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I favorited it because she was right and once again if I had a prob with you I'd tell you so please
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ made my day this morning !
Today has been HILARIOUS !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ lol yes
Standing in the bathroom with Danika Madison & amp ; Haley cause it's cold as fuck out
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ ahahahaha hahahahahaha well you can work on that one
Everyone is so bored right now
worst performance of the night and it was the first one
LMFAO Dani is killing me right now
Laugh all you want you still think about me
\KNOWN YOU FOR 8 YEARS AND DONT SAY HI TO YOU . " _TWITTER-ENTITY_ "
Got a 51% on that Biology test .. I'm doing bad
Tell an actual joke instead of being rude . Then I'll laugh . Don't tell me to take a joke . The fact that you think people like you is a joke
No one is 90 and Josh is like 30 something , not 18
I'm having a one-sided Spanish conversation with James right now ... Why do I put up with this boy
Yo my name is Nicholas and this is ridiculous I got mad gummy money and it is deliciousness .
He said \I mean I only got it for one game and I had to be cool other than that facebook's gay " "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ great minds think alike
Haha if my mom ever tried to ground me
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ everyone does !
Bahahaha PMJ reveal on the replay the last two days is still cracking me up _TWITTER-ENTITY_
Tra's gonna rub on an old mans back
Th things that happen to me when I'm walking home from school > & gt ; & gt ; & gt ;
I love jade and vannah so much _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ I was gonna say your fat ass has to lose weight to get in the octagon
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ me in the back
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ remember when i could find parking ?
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ solid truth
I have such a great best friend she called me to say goodnight and made me laugh I looovvvveee her ! _TWITTER-ENTITY_
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ making fun of Miley and the ACA site failures
Wouldn't go to my page unless you wanna be scared away by my new header
oh Jeb deleted his tweet
Every time I hear let me love you by ne-yo I always think of _TWITTER-ENTITY_ ☺
What we do with our Saturday nights ... Visit each others ' grandmas _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ oh my goodness please be kidding ..
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ is actually putting holes in her basketball shoes ....
Like ... I had to look that up on Urban Dictionary to find out what we were even talking about !
That was actually hilarious
I love Tanners mom . Omg
“ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ : Can I just have big time rush in my pants ?! ” but wait why do I find this so funny
Wait ....... Okay I'm done laughing now .
My phone days it's supposed to thunderstorm all day , yet it's 84 and sunny
sammy on the phone
All of my technology is shutting down because of all of the pictures I uploaded and tagged
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I just died
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ so true !!
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ everyone in our family has an A name except my dad .
He ate 3 pieces of cake
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you know me so well
Buckled my Chikfila up on the way home . Thought of _TWITTER-ENTITY_
WHO WANTS TO SEE THE NEW MADEA WITH ME SATURDAY
Vampires suck has to be like the dumbest movie ever ..
My nipples seriously look fucked up in that picture
I wonder if any of those Trail kids found _TWITTER-ENTITY_ on Facebook ?
Pretty sure I'm getting drunk on the piece of cake I'm eating ... Like literally drunk . All I taste is alcohol . #woah #tooearlyforliquor
He hates me
god I'm so happy there's no drama here ✌️
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ just loled out loud .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ yeah but people actually go there !! We sit & amp ; talk to the people who take out the trash
\You have a light right at your window . Does it shine ? " #crapdanleysays _TWITTER-ENTITY_ "
Hey get to work with Vlad again tomorrow
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahahaha it's true !! Jax is busting one out right now before he hits the hay . #whatabro
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you're welcome !!
Sorry for the carrot retweets
I wondered why so many drunk bitches were running toward the cops last night , lmfao people stealing cop cars and shit #CMU
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ great job buddy , you were funny as hell
Honestly so happy I went to see the Purge at 10:00
Sucks to suck Lindsey That's what you get for not leaving early !
\I have one bar , I've got that phone " wise words from Riley _TWITTER-ENTITY_ "
Wtf = where's the food ...
My mom probably hates watching movies/tv with me .. I always have to look everything up abt the show and see what happens before I watch
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ exactly COME SEE ME SOON AS YOU GET UP . Bring your pole . . Idk if this is gonna go well or not
Paybacks a bitch & amp ; it's coming your way very soon ! _TWITTER-ENTITY_
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ your laughs in the background like whattt lol .. Only Sheils ..
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I remember that . Wth hahaha
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ lmao ... Yes .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahaha shut up I'm gonna get so fat these next 3 weeks without workouts !
Sorry hunny , you can't fix stupid ..
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ jealous of what ?
Wines poured and the truth comes out
“ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ : I hate when people tell me I need anger management - It makes me want to burn their fucking house down . ” Lmao
What the heck is a dickmuff
Yoooo the amount of times my dad hits me up to find him LSD is fucking ridiculous .
My little cousin Aleena pointed at a picture of me and goes \This is my sister . I missed her sooo much . " And keeps calling me her sister "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ that's all I was thinking about .. You Christian and jake and all of them hahaha I was like nooo
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ never pulled out ! #thebus
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahaha oh god we are geniuses
I can take a joke . I obviously knew he wasn't being serious . #damn
might tear up a little when I finally get to leave this awful chem class for the last time tonight #ihatechemistry
awe shit oomf want the p he favored a tweet from 77 days ago
I can't believe _TWITTER-ENTITY_ is wearing all UVA attire in Blacksburg .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ heck no . I actually skate in mine .
lmao ! I'm telling ayden about my \problems " and he's like ahh , yeah . been there he's 9 . "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ trapped ?
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ yeah I had to double take then I figured I'd say something when we left
I'm gonna eat just so I can take these bands out
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ literally just lol'ed
You are basic just like your tcap scores ..... my brother just on my sister bahahahahahahhaha
Such little badasses stealing a metal ton from jersey mikes
Is that what I think it is ? OMG .
Ignore me in front of your friends I'll ignore you every day all the time for the rest of my life
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ Tudors with my man hahahaha ! We were at Tudors this morning & amp ; they came through the drive thru lmao
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ mmmmhm and your thankful for your boyfriend too ! Get out of here durst !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hashtag ass so fat I need a lap dance
my last tweet
WHO IS TWEETING FROM MY ACCOUNT
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ whatever dude . I'm hardcore . .....
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ That is so mean ! Just because you don't tag me in the tweet doesn't mean i still can't read it !!!
I have to wear my beats ridiculously crooked
You second best , Kelly Rowland
Well , whoops ....
Lmfao ! My dog has the biggest Red Rocket right now
Josh is crackin me up
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ didn't know that Ford Field was the Lions home field . Still love her though .
Trying to teach Jessica how to twerk #fail
The bottom shelf lol
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ that was hilarious
ray's pies are too good . didn't even eat there & amp ; dad had to stop to get chocolate pies last night
Lol every other tweet is _TWITTER-ENTITY_ and _TWITTER-ENTITY_ talking about luke Bryan .. I think my best friends have an obsession
My mom watched the game last night 3 times
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahahahaha but I'm so beyond serious holy shit
Ashley's prob gonna get judged by the whole school tomorrow
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ LMFAO
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ am not
when _TWITTER-ENTITY_ whipped _TWITTER-ENTITY_ in the face & gt ; & gt ; & gt ; & gt ; #UFRC
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ made my night
Does anyone else get horny when they're drunk ..? #replytweet
6th grade was definitely a rough year for me
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I am tho
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ my bed
I should be studying ... Instead I'm cooking and talking to Kyle . I'm so productive
I stay flossin in that candy paint , blowin dank , sippin drank .. Everytime I hear this I see us jammin out in the back seat ! _TWITTER-ENTITY_
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ thank you
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ why are our hands up
\Is there like a diner or something we could go chill at , maybe grab a drink .? Well , no but there's a gas station " _TWITTER-ENTITY_ "
Me and Alicia are going Black Friday shopping . #cantwait
The fact that my mom just recognized Fred makes me extremely worried #KCA
Girls who take pre work out & lt ; & lt ; & lt ;
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ that's $100 down the drain .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Who didn't ?
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ who you went with ?
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ remember when Max said \Oh you're that girl on Twitter " "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ omg i'm so tired . that's okay . i suck awake too .
I'm the only one that ever gets up in anatomy but I swear that class room makes me have to pee
My mom thinks that two bottles of hair gel is going to last me the whole semester I use that stuff like water
A haunted house has to be one of the funniest movies I've seen
Prepped all my breakfast , lunch , snacks , and workout stuff now because I know I'm going to be a mess at 5am tomorrow #finalsweek
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ yes we do
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ I know he wasn't very happy that I posted this picture
Lmao people are so mean on ask like I know I'm a horse-faced virgin slut ...
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ never a dull moment with us remember when we were running from the cops at gh and you recorded it
But I still have that girls ice pack from camp that we took away because she was using it as a cell phone _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_
Dying right now
And I told myself I wasn't gonna cram #theregoesthatidea
Watch Hairspray with me so I know it's real
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Do you remember singing \Fine China " & amp ; dancing with forks ? Lmao #chrisbrown #twerkteam "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hollllaaaaa .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ tell me why I was a asking myself this same exact question last weekend
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ your prince will come !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you're all over my feed
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ ill never forget summer going into freshman year i saw him perform at bliss
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I LAUGHED SO HARD
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ no we only made it to thanksgiving
Gary's hair in the snapchats he sends me cracks me up sometimes _TWITTER-ENTITY_
Our ta making a sexual innuendo about _TWITTER-ENTITY_ and our professor
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ yeah and Austin won't be petting those pretty ponys all day
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ yeah we're popular and I guess they are alcoholics
What a fun night !!!
I have 10 missing papers in English .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ let's just go walk into izzys house
Craving some skittles right now
I've only texted 15 people today , what's your number _TWITTER-ENTITY_ ? It's sad that we actually count our friends
Just broke my moms ray bans so first car now this I'm just gonna spend my life insurance money on my parents bc terrible daughter
You gatta go you gatta go
My 3 year old niece knows more words to like me by _TWITTER-ENTITY_ than I do
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ uz a fool !!!
Seriously I'm sorry but sometimes you repulse me
So about the snapchat Kati sent Diane of me .. oh hi
I'm so funny #brbdying
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I honestly wouldn't even care if you did oops
The thirst is real . _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ & amp ; _TWITTER-ENTITY_ understand
I look like a dumbass in the background of _TWITTER-ENTITY_ ' s avi
What Would Ryan Lochte Do season premiere .... #hesanidiot
Are you serious ??
Guys were those good goals ? I fell asleep
she must be new
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ should dm me better ?
\Its last call at club uterus and Lorenzo needs to get the f*ck out ! " Snooki is adorable ! "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ thinks he can bench more than me
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Same here
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I love you too you got my back
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I just showed this to Brennan and he laughed !
Can't decide if _TWITTER-ENTITY_ is a real account or a joke . Either way it's the funniest account I've ever seen
I didn't know what a subtweet was till like 3 months after I had a twitter
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ poor Bo bynna ! Even old folk think your phone is a brick !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ lol that was me and my eighth grade boyfriends song .
If you know 5 people on the heat you are not a fan .... I bet the heat haters know more people on the roster then you✋✋✋
She walked right up to me and grabbed me by the wiener
“ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ : Not ALL my tweets are about the same person ” I didn't know who any were about , I just loved them all .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ we night as well sign up for Christian mingle #justkidding
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ omg I swear this wasn't about you
this dude just ran into a pole looking at my car
Hahaha you ugly ass . Keep tweeting like you know me so well
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I MISS YOU SO MUCH
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahahaha I'm laughing so hard about to be right there with you I just left my house
My 3 year old cousin can't say my name and he calls me WaWa .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I look a mess . It's too early for all that . I've got on sweats and a tie dye bandana . I MAY get it together .
Brownies for my brownie ? #sofetch _TWITTER-ENTITY_
We're watching \The Neighbors " & amp ; it's hilarious !! "
That snapchat I just sent & gt ; & gt ; & gt ;
nobody ever believes Ky or I that we are Mexican until we tell them we have a grandpa Lopez
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ & amp ; _TWITTER-ENTITY_ presentation was defffff the best .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Im your sister from another Mr.
Do you have a bandaid ? Cause I scraped my knee falling for you
Drake and Josh is one of the only shows that still crack me up .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I saw it too and said the same then I saw your tweet and laughed
The only thing I miss about Eau Claire is my adviser . #reallythough
We have a window thief !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ bc you are crazy
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I can fit 9 to 11
Im your other half .. Momma knows
Heard all about _TWITTER-ENTITY_ service from my coworker Francine
I told my mom Bre's dad & amp ; step mom adopted me & amp ; she all like good I don't want ya . Oh .
I guess we all some horny bastards tonight
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ ' s vines seriously crack my shit up
Another mid day melatonin ! Can't wait to work 10pm- 8am tonight
I'm laughing so hard at me and _TWITTER-ENTITY_ conversation .
Dude sitting next to me in class offered me moonshine ✋ I'm already out of control without alcohol
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ why are you so obsessed with underwear
You cuffed up yet girl ? _TWITTER-ENTITY_ #cuffeason #wtf
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ don't do it . Ill play you when Serbia makes the World Cup . how you gonna let Bosnia and Croatia make it ? Serbia used to be raw
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ haha I probably will anyway .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you eat sliced bananas with your hands ? You freak
lmao ecause you can see my face " I'm funny "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ AHHH Hahahaha OMG that is your face perfectly !!!
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ for you hellie , I will hahaha ps you're a bad influence and I love every second of it
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahaha I love this
So awkward I literally make myself cringe sometimes
The only reason I like this class is cause there's alotta football talk .
\ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ : I bet there's gonna be a lot of girls in the gym tomorrow . ""
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ that's too funny lol .
OHMYGOD IM DYING AT THIS GIRLS CAT
Who would do such a thing ?
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ have yet to study for my 6 chapter bio test in the morning
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I mean we can take a group picture and you can slip and knock your self out
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ luhhhh you❤
She's a bobble head
I'm so glad I don't look like that
\I'll knock the gravy out of your biscuit " _TWITTER-ENTITY_ "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ dye your hair red , then you can join the club
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ our moms sound JUST alike
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ ill not to be grumpy this time
For all the girls you say are hot and you go for her ? literally the ugliest one you could choose
They both can't keep it out of the family
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I feel ya
I just need sleep
having the middle seat on an airplane is like being a tribute in the hunger games : there is a very slim chance you will survive
I walk in on my brother watching Jump In with Corbin Bleu
some people's kids ..
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ bring it biggie . I'll throw you on a treadmill
This face : is used far too much , you should literally be crying the next time you use it
Who called it ? This guy ! good luck
OMG HAHAHAHAHAHA YOU ARE ONE TO BE TALKING
Since I've almost read the chapter , rewarding myself with twitter #isuck #collegelife
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you're such a redneck
Jamie said she look like an upside down pear ! I'm FUCKING DEAD ! _TWITTER-ENTITY_
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ thank you !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ you're gonna need a really big balloon for me
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ so glad you posted that
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ Miley Cyrus could definitely put on a show
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ right now & gt ; & gt ; & gt ;
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I'm trying to decide whether your just asleep or passed out
Tori's dad just called me a fatass . And said I got junk in the truck or something because I always wear yoga pants over here
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ it looks ratchet . Straight up .
That picture Jared showed me though
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ your twitter motto
found my dresss for next year .
Have fun at school tomorrow
Looks like I won't be needing braces anymore _TWITTER-ENTITY_
Murphy makes fun of gingers
#freshmanadvice he doesn't actually like you
I'm awkwardly excited for Thursday #wolfpackquotes _TWITTER-ENTITY_
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ my \ #YoureMoreAttractiveIf " tweets are about you "
I love weddings
I fucking love riding roller coasters with my mom
That picture of Ethan gets me everytime
Why am I so damn funny
Gunner is trying Twerk
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ amen sister ! Amen indeed !!
Seeing a dog riding on a motorcycle & gt ; & gt ;
Is the media really making a big deal about the Miami loss ? There's 82 fucking games in a season .... chill
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ haha .. another ooooooooohhhhhhhh !!!
I think my history teacher is gay . He using the word FABULOUS a little too much .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ too bad it's not . Omg
Taytums addicted to batman
I told myself when we booked the trip in July that I wanted to be single when we go to Cancun . I've achieved my goal . Not by choice , but
You're such a gentleman NOT !
#InHighSchool I supplied more food to people than the lunch room
Jackass the movie
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I just choked on my thanksgiving leftovers ... #WOW
wonder what that girl is thinking right now
\Let's just go hit bowls and listen to nothing was was the same " "
This jawn in my class look like the great khali
Just told my dad how Matt is coming over to sleep over so I can cuddle with him he looked like I told him I was prego . #lol
The bumper sticker on the car in front of me says \when I die bury me upside down so the whole world can kiss my ass " Haha "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ it's makin a statement lol
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ oh yea definitely
Just got flipped out on by the librarians for playing book tennis with textbooks _TWITTER-ENTITY_ #madcompetitive #screaming
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ break *
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ that's even worse
& lt ; my number one recently used emoji because I'm constantly laughing at my life .
And you wonder why you're single
Well if college doesn't work out for me I'm gonna move up to Mt . Pleasent with _TWITTER-ENTITY_ and become a black jack dealer 🃏
Hey guy , me and _TWITTER-ENTITY_ are bestows forever !
my back spot doesn't like to touch my butt in cheer practice when I'm flying , so our new team saying is ooty don't bite ""
Don't you ever say I just walked away I will always love you Miley Cyrus
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ land of the lost ? I was actually planning on tweeting that quote too
Every time I randomly hear the song Like A G6 I think of _TWITTER-ENTITY_ and _TWITTER-ENTITY_ and our Minneapolis trip
\You wanna ring already " I just died "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ that's just the second thing I've seen
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I still have your mom blocked on FB hahaha
Watching all these people fall at public skate #ToFunny
Im enjoying the subtweets today
My 10 year old cousin \people say I frown a lot but I don't , it's just how my face is " "
Kristen loves my toesss for some reason .
this little boy just came up to me and he's currently laying on my lap . how smooth is that ?
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I was gonna go to that !! idk if it's the same one but they are always boring so I'm not going
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ I literally just died I love that episode just had to share
Disney channel ruins the lives of everyone that goes through it
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I'm dead honey Bri Bri
When I got off yesterday Chrislyn goes \Well at least you don't smell as bad as you did at the dairy bar " thanks Chrislyn . "
IT'S GONNA SNOW ON SATURDAY
Okay looks like our dog likes to drink wine #crazydog
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ is cracking me the fuck up
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ it's the truth she snap chatted me a picture
\ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ : I've been bringing drinks with me lately into the shower . Is that werid ? Oh well . " "
THANK GOD I DODGED A BULLET
Sucks for everyone who has school tomorrow
cookies for breakfast
You and Ahmad got pulled out of class for laughing loudly and your teacher got mad _TWITTER-ENTITY_
I'm so glad Will & amp ; Grace is back on tv all the time jack & amp ; karen are hilarious
I am not stupid .
My gramps just yelled at me for sitting on the cold bleachers because it makes you get hemorrhoids okay gramps
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ this is why I love you
Shaivons tryna have people play a drinking game at my house to pregame with everyone when she KNOWS bitches comin can't hold their L
and in that moment when coach king imitated dalton aston , i literally could not handle myself
And by the way , _TWITTER-ENTITY_ has NO FAITH
Get over myself , lol . I just thought it was funny
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ though they was already playing
When life gives you lemons throw them at bitches you hate
#MyLifeWouldBeCompleteIf he was my boyfriend
' Bubby looks like a straggly rat in all of the pictures erin '
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ lol I'm totally kidding , Im on my way home from Arkansas right now
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I know exactly who you're talking about !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ lmao that woulda been too funny
If I hate you like I fucking hate you and it will never change .. ✋
People probably think me and _TWITTER-ENTITY_ are lesbians
\I made my self puke so I could be the sober one " "
My mom just left me a voicemail of her singing Rudolph the Red Nosed Raindeer .
I always find the most ridiculous pictures in my phone from the weekend
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ it had me rollin
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I do it all the time , ha
That dude is a damn fruitcake hahaha . What a faggot hahahaha
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ bahahaha !! That's a step above a cutie pie
Literally woke up for breakfast , laid in bed till lunch , took a nap after lunch until 5:30 , ate dinner . #bedeatbed
\ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ : I hate when girls say , " you probably say that to every girl . " Bitch don't you use the same resume when applying for job ? ""
Most people do school work , in the HELC . Me , I'm different , I order tobacco products .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ We're so funny
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ twins again !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you are to ?
That video on vine of _TWITTER-ENTITY_ twerking literally made my day > & gt ;
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ new video is too funny ! I watched it a million times .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Spanish , orchestra , and child development
He said wait till my roommate is gone I can't haha
S/o to _TWITTER-ENTITY_ on her first day of clinicals ! I know you'll do great ! Hope ya don't have to wipe butt !
Completely forgot that savannah has met mr. Fitz
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ what i thought you were dead
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ oh Samantha lol
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ your snapchats last night
No one likes you obviously , just delete your twitter
#oomf thinks I'm scared
When will someone text me ? The world may never know
Very few know why I hate this and I'm sure no one will put it together
The comments me & amp ; my dad are makin watchin doomsday preppers
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ right now
Dang 2 touchdowns and a fumble already for the Broncos
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I'm almost positive that I know who this is about .
This midnight crowd right now
Substitutes taking their jobs way too seriously : a movie by _TWITTER-ENTITY_
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ lmao . Thatta boy ! That's what I thought you were doing . Have a good day off .
welp ... _TWITTER-ENTITY_ and I just had a break through on my life . how have we not figured this out until now ?
I suck at remembering passwords .
Nikki kicked me off the bed
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I know right !!! _TWITTER-ENTITY_ and I are going to actually run . What's up with that ?!?
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ no dinner ? No dinner ? arm bar .
The act of not being able to swim
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ the thirst is BEYOND real
My cousins friend talking about black guys and their nacondas " ✋ "
My mouth is so numb . _TWITTER-ENTITY_ is getting a big laugh out of it .
Excuse our snapchats last night .. #tooturnt
My dad looks like he belongs on duck dynasty ... Why must he do no shave November ...
I've only been one persons #wcw
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahahaha I'm sorry I'm do weird hahahah but you should go to the doctor for that steeez pat attack
When Phil and Logan have to go in my house cause my mom forgot stuff for the beach house and my neighbors think their robbing us
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I'd say me too but I was lazy before I came out here
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ omfg she told me haha see you later at this cheer meeting
\He dropped out of college to join the family business . " " But you're a doctor ? " " Believe me , I've told him that . " "
\When you're mature enough not to fantasize about David Archuleta and Josh Hutcherson then you'll be cravin this aesthetic physique , Girl ""
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I'm done with you man so done lol
Laughing so hard that you can't breathe ... & gt ; & gt ; & gt ; yeah that's what were doing right now . _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_
“ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ : I've never been in love ... But I imagine its similar to the feeling u get when u see ur waiter arriving with your food . ”
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ look at ur cat in the back creepin
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I'm dead
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ that is too funny !!!
The gyms cock blockin hard
I asked my xbox one to TURNNNN up . That mug said turn off ? Like no
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ lmao . That was to funny too me for some reason .
Just got passed by \speedmn " in the poconos ... _TWITTER-ENTITY_ your driving skills need work "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I don't think you're being a bully to Alexa
Jake from State Farm is texting me lol
My dad acts so disappointed in Ashley every time she asks a stupid question
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ no you said is Gavin's brother dead ? And I said no he's on a mission . Is he dead ? What kind of a question is that ?!
Me - how do you do that without panicking ? _TWITTER-ENTITY_ - I'm too lazy to panic .
\Dude , we can make beer waffles ! " Haha . _TWITTER-ENTITY_ "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Holy fucking tap out
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ do you still have my hoodie ??
You talk about how you hate liars but yet your the biggest one
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I don't even know how to be a hoe
I just woke up and tried to stand up but I fell down because my leg is asleep
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ On another note ... I can't believe you literally ripped the ball from his hands like that .
Wow you are so ugly
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ what you don't love being suffocated by gas for 3 hours ?
But then again I definitely did nothing so there's really nothing to tell .
I feel like we don't have normal conversations in this house
Are you too afraid you gonna get that ass whooped again ? Hahah
I wonder how crazy everyone thinks I am when I say I want more spoons for Christmas ? #spoonieprobs
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ that was a hassle ! And then we looked at the senior picture for a good ten minutes !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ I was hoping you would say that , just want little cutsie curls , but just don't wanna pay someone to do it
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahaha I know it's sad
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ ive never agreed with someone so muchDont get me wrong i enjoy that shit but if it was my daughter , helllll no
That awkward moment when someone says vacation caused you to be done with someone , but you've been done before vacation
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ at our practice today ... #goodjob
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ the only thing worse than PLL is mean girls
tweeting live from the studio . _TWITTER-ENTITY_
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ it's okay
\I'll have your bed and vodka ready " god love her . She tries to make me feel better . "
Taylor's on a roll tonight she's cracking me up
Haha we come across a PBR gateman .. And mike says that would be the one to go for , then you can get us free tickets .. Hahaha this is great
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ def wasn't us ! But I'm sure those lights looked a lot prettier at night haha
All these tweets about #TheWalkingDead are on point tonight _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_
For lunch : noodles and tomato water
I'm so much better looking in pictures & amp ; I'm not even that cute in my pictures so just imagine how I look in person
Where's her rape whistle !
Absolutely dying at _TWITTER-ENTITY_ SnapChats right now
how was pottery ? _TWITTER-ENTITY_
They honestly think I care .. Hahaha try again next time .
I mean being immature and ignoring all your issues is your fault not mine
Trip to the hospital bc bailey's body can't tolerate energy drinks
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ She'd at least take me to see man of steel ... You hoe
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahaha I have them on mine right now to _TWITTER-ENTITY_ loves them
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ they could've stole me and all my expensive shit in my house
I'm so sick ... OF ALL THESE BITCHES
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ You still effed this one up
Suck on these Chines nuts ! _TWITTER-ENTITY_
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you are . After all , you have access to the food .
Dads singing thrift shop in the car
I'm not cheating . Just sharing myself
80's aerobics day is gonna be so great .
If only people knew I don't really give a fuck
Making this group message was one of my best decisions
Cuddling with amber then bed
My family asks me what guy I'm constantly texting and smiling at my phone about ...... It's actually _TWITTER-ENTITY_ #WeAreKindaDatingIGuess
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ he picked me over you this weekend #suckssssss
Navi just tried on my dress and broke the clasp at the top .. It's okay I didn't need a dress tomorrow anyway
I asked my dad if I could complain yet and he said no he didn't wanna hear it .
Laying in bed wishing I was at the lake , got up and packed a bag , got in my truck , currently heading to the lake .. Love doing what I want .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I seriously love this show .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ quit lying !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I like your header
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ DNA from me ? Probably . Along with brush from the great orme
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ YES !! That's so me !
You know it's bad when you don't even have a picture after a tournament of at least one
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ OHMYGOD hahahaha how ?!? Wish I was there again , lmao
There's nothing I love more than getting my mom high as fuck so freakin funny
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ . Lol I'm just saying !
\Do you normally do sex standing up ? " "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ no JJ Ford Field has a roof you're moon balls wouldn't do any good
Only picture i could possibly find , gotta love snapchat #wcw _TWITTER-ENTITY_ #chemistryisthebest _TWITTER-ENTITY_
Let me explain has me
Everyone has like 5 million questions for Allie about her uniform
The little mermaid is honestly my role model
How did I know ..
It's pathetic that you hate on Hunter Moore . You know if you talk crap you're just setting yourself up for failure
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ sorry . Sarcasm is my second language .
Hell what am I saying ? I need to also
Dinner : Quaker Steak and Lube . #omg
Hahaha I just can't take it seriously that #oomf tans
I don't even watch porn
Me and _TWITTER-ENTITY_ have the best phone conversations ever #loveher
Haha _TWITTER-ENTITY_ thought my cousin Logan was a girl
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ too funny
Sorry your boyfriend likes me better than you .
Me and blake are just tweeting eachother random pictures ? Lol
I'm putting my foot all in Kate ass tomorrow as promised _TWITTER-ENTITY_
Lol at Olivia spilling beer nuggets all over my bed .. #k
289- saw you tweet about u taking AP bio and if you're good at it I'd love to pay you for your help Lol
Have no clue where I'm at at all
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahahah everyone was cool except that drunk chick in the passenger seat
Nick's just mad because I'm not gonna cook for him tonight .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ snooki in a neck brace
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ that's an understatement ! Hahaha your mom was hugging her asking how she got so fucked up ! #drunkies
hahahaha I have missed snapchat .. _TWITTER-ENTITY_ faces
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ haha I know you do Chels
#SingleBecause I haven't met a guy who can keep up
Makayla told me to wake up early tomorrow morning and come over . Lol , that's funny .
really trying to sell my dogs
You're joking right
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ my thoughts exactly about my calc test today . And I took French in highschool so you know I was really fucked .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I seen where you had a problem with a guy yesterday and he needs to post pics about his love to you
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Haha whoa . It made me think of you when I was listening to it cause practice today
Next time you purposely piss me off , just remember I have embarrassing pictures of you in a banana suit
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahahahahahahah
She said she did it because she wants lots and lots of extra turkey
Why are they all wearing glasses oh wait they're all probably high
Sarah : Here comes my dad , hide the alcoholMe : Sarah we don't have alcohol .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I knew you were gonna tweet me that as soon as you favorited my tweet .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I will get that to ya tomorrow
I'm dating a ugly dude
Legit just watched _TWITTER-ENTITY_ steal free samples of carrot cake
Least I'm someone's crush
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ Yeah , I don't .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahahahah I probably made it up to be cool
My guy “ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ : Alec & gt ; & gt ; & gt ; Caleb Caleb don't be trying to hop on the bitties lol my guy Alec always down ! ”
When me and _TWITTER-ENTITY_ have to hide the tub of cookie dough so _TWITTER-ENTITY_ doesn't eat it all
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hey same boutta walk to attilios when I get home and its cold as hell
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ almost got some use out of that pepper spray
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ shut up ... stevey told u my dad's name didn't he ?
Amanda Bynes tweets > & gt ; & gt ;
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ bums *
When I go to get a drink from the kitchen and my roommate is in there butt ass naked
Sitting in your car like a loner
Way to act like everything's about you
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ lol . Get a girlfriend then !
I don't see how Michael doesn't remember what he's dreaming about . He holds a whole random conversation with me in his sleep ,
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ and I are so good at annoying _TWITTER-ENTITY_
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ they go to vine meet ups
Studied for a total of 5 minutes
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ don't you have band camp ?
When my dad talks to my uncle from Tonga , he thinks that he has to talk loud .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I can't _TWITTER-ENTITY_
You can always count on romo to somehow , someway mess it up #suckstosuck
Oh and she decided to get half naked in the car . That was just great
\Don't judge me but I can see your underwear and they're cheetah ... And we match ! " _TWITTER-ENTITY_ "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ since she basically passed my math class for me last year
You thought I gave a fuck ? Your bad ...
Now he's comparing chips
Can't handle these texting conversations right now
Brittany punched tristan in the stomach #crying
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ Yup wishin I was there
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ have you ever seen or met a fan you've wanted to get to know more ? if so , was it me ? #ilovechipsandcheese xx 27
I hear this noise & amp ; I look over my shoulder and what do I see ?? _TWITTER-ENTITY_ gettin it in the bathroom mirror ! singing & amp ; dancing ! Lmao
The way _TWITTER-ENTITY_ explains things
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I THINK YOU'RE HILARIOUS !!
You look like a Florida grandma
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ i'm leaving the village now
I can't look at pictures of monkeys without laughing
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ hey bennnanna u still awaaaaaaake ?
This is like my real life , that's why I'm so emotional - _TWITTER-ENTITY_ playing monopoly
You will have a cardio vasectomy .. I will have a cardio vasectomy ! #StickIt
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ .......... BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH ..... right . Okay
I swear no one is more obsessed with the song \Roar " like Alex Watson "
My grandma just said \Roll Tears Roll " I love my grandma #bestgrandmaaward #heresyoursign "
Some random black guy sent me a snap saying \what's good maddie " HOW DO YOU KNOW MY NAME LOLOL "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I still feel full from chipotle
Seriously have bruises from Blainer biting me .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ hey . I don't care . I hate them .
my friends .. I don't even know .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I forgot about those oops you're my perfect princess
You have stirred up a storm sir . Good luck in your quickly ending future
That is what forgiveness sounds like . Screaming and then silence .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I just thought that was the funniest thing ever
If there's a brawl at the game , you know who'll be the first out out that bitch ?! RIGHT HERE ! The fastest kid there
They call me Alispa
I wish I didn't have to go to Colorado for break .... I just wanna lay around everyday doing nothing .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I still laugh so hard every time . that story gets brought up .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Ctfu .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you love me . Poor guys prob scared 4 life ...
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ I'm weak hahahaha it really is tho
Corbin is seriously playing the neediest game ever right now ?!? What even !!?!
I have a problem of asking for kisses .. sorry _TWITTER-ENTITY_
The Duck Dynasty Halloween episode is hilarious . Watching it again
Does anyone want to FaceTime tonight or like whattt
When your brother in law sends you a snapchat video of the fox song
\You like a piece of fescues with peanuts ... A pain in my ass " double takes too funny "
Is Im The Only One With A Suit On
My grandmas faces & amp ; body movements to country music !!
Hahahah that's why I'm too cool for you ! & amp ;
Lets go cruise in the Taurus
We haven't been driving for a hour & amp ; my brother is already sleeping
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ is threatening that she will pee on me .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ yeah cause I specifically remember saying brazil were trash dickhead
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ either he will has go get is life together ASAP or he is gonna live in my basement
Coach Maybe is falling asleep on the bike
I love when I'm typing something and tweet it without reading it an it makes no since
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ maybe they would make good friends
\Ya know if you're hungry we can always drive to like ... Cedar . " #missedthiskid "
Hurricane Doug's gonna make it rain #tbell
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ you can't say anything Emily
Someone be my friend #seriously
I think when people call people asshat's is my favorite .
Has anyone else seen the #snuffytheseal commercial ?
A man buys two poodles for 150 and they turn out to be ferrets on steroids #cantmakethisshitup
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ dude . My last game just ended . Be home at 2 a.m.
Me and Sophie are getting dunkin donuts to recover from this accident
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ lmfao why you talking about your self
why don't you talk to me _TWITTER-ENTITY_
Omg guy Anthony surprised brooke and showed up to her house .... How precious #Single4lyfe
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I just saw this and I'm ded ✋
I hate my dad
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ dontchu worry cary , i will be eating them
I love _TWITTER-ENTITY_ #bff
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahahahahaha never speak of that Kenzie .
There's a show that says fat cops
My 7th grade track pictures are probably the funniest things I've ever seen
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ no it's not
After I take a shower it takes me like an hour to get dressed .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ yes !! Like four girls took the Instagram one too #thanks
Jamming out to biggie on the way home from Cali with my old coach
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ lmao yes it will and all our friends can come hang while we're workin and we can all get crazy !
\ you can't stop , drop and open up shop alone " "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ thinks that Oregon should have jumped Bama because they beat Washington _TWITTER-ENTITY_
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Skank .
Convinced I have a few people confused with my abe " caption with _TWITTER-ENTITY_ probably not my best move . "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ GABBY ! I've already seen all of these .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I can't even get that close to my dog unless she is asleep she is way to hyper
Only thing better than watching pitch perfect is watching pitch perfect with your twin _TWITTER-ENTITY_
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ that is our life
I can't even take you seriously anymore ahahhahahaah
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ pretty much .
Illegally ? Yes . Legally ? No . Hahahahah , that made my night
My little brother just came in the room and said \good morning sunshine .. GET THE FUCK UP ! " "
\I'm soooo glad I was one of those awkward ones that turned out pretty .. " .... #shitkryssays "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahaha you can always trust Disney to not have scary commercials okay
Someone in this room of 11 people just ripped one but I am the only one awake
You're so fucking twofaced
Sometimes i crack myself up ...
Impractical Jokers is hilarious #ithinkijustpeedmypants
Spending a sick day with Sam
Can't wear a v-neck till you can bench 300 !!
Christine just needed to tell me her boobs are real
I can always tell when Hale misses me cause she creeps on old photos of us
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Ya some of them r fake I kno for sure . It had a woman with missing fingers and later in the commercial she had them again !
Skipping school to go eat in Winnie
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ dude your cracking me up with these tweets ! #bobevansprobzzzzzz
Stay home schooled ..... _TWITTER-ENTITY_
Kelsey counts has Dino nugget up her nose and is drinking a Capri sun what is life
Coach = what are ways you can reduce stress !? Allison = shoot something ! Wait dont say that out loud ! Me = you already did stupid . #myfens
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I bet your boyfriend already did it . We hung out all day today . Lol
Parents ask what are you gonna do this weekend and I'm just like ... Nothing
Oh boy game day with Ellie & amp ; the Kings . & lt ; & lt ; & lt ;
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ yaaaaay okay #teamtatted
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ it was very tragic
S/O to _TWITTER-ENTITY_ for that snapchat got me Rollin #snowangles
Me and grandpa just ran all over the house trying to swat this wasp
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ lmao that is the truth Oh my god
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ texts after getting his wisdom teeth taken out & gt ; & gt ;
I hope I'm not the only one who can't sleep in pants
Atta girl _TWITTER-ENTITY_ for taking us to the McDonalds ' training ' center ! #wehungry
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ when the music comes on the clothes come off
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ whatever ! did you see where I dropped that freaking cup on the ground ?!
The things i find out
I feel sorry for anyone I texted last night .
She made me leave tho
\I am willing to sign breats . I am willing to sign bre ... Oh look who it is , old people . Get a life ! " "
woke up smelling like alcohol cigarettes and bonfire
I swear Chantz be having me dying .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ because you sound thirsty
“ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ : I can't keep up with all the social networks anymore . I'll just stick to twitter and Facebook” Facebook ? Really shit sucks
My little cousins think Sam's name is Santa , so when they see me they ask where Santa is at ..
While everyone else is pissed off at each other were over having fun talking about a race to the kitchen !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ lol our feud is never done #douche hope to not see you Friday
For anyone who has Hahn , Simone bought him a fish for \Hahn aquarium " and is bringing it to him tomorrow , his name is Gorbachev "
Rose drops her sandwich on the table , it falls off the table and onto the ground and then says in complete seriousness \We need a dog . " "
Me and nick got all the food !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ be gone peasant HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA
My niece told my dog she was going to kill him my dog weighs 210 and she weights 31 plus she's using a cardboard tube .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ he could literally have a 10 foot long beard and I'd be chill with it
I'm sending Hunter to go hunt people down so ..
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ makin bitches so wet he wears a rain coat
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ What ??? Lmao no ?
Lets watch Lovely Molly !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ the fact that we just tweeted the same thing ...
I'm bout to TRADE LIL WAYNE to KRIS HUMPHRIES entourage with his hating ass ... #HEATNATION
Like a Pick & amp ; Roll , noooo like a PickleRoll !! That little girl gets me every time lmao
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you ratchet for that one
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ shit had me weak #BrayGod
My moms gonna be mad when she wakes up
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ i had a bucket of cheese balls and my phone was on like 90%
Lyndsy has to come give me my meds
Lea had sex under the boardwalk in wildwood
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ suck what ? Nothing's there ....?
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ with lil twist ?
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ snapchats of _TWITTER-ENTITY_
my dad has to show me how to work the coffee maker cause I'm home alone tomorrow
Wipeout make me laugh .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ we are seriously so dumb .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you right .
Deanna must love my tweets tonight .. Because she's on top of mine tonight ☺
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ duuude you have know idea how hooked it's got me ! I thought it was like 10
I'm always extremely polite and proper sounding when I speak ... until you piss me off . After that , I become straight hood for some reason .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ cause Therese people straightened my hair wrong and she was half doing it and my mom got pissed !
My grandfather is singing Taylor Swift
I love xfactor ☺
That full body rub down with happy ending !
i am so happy I work with the people that I do ❤️
I got called out on twitter and can legitimately say I'm not aware of what I did . I'm such a bad person .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ that was SO scary . I knew that wasn't a laundry room ...
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you sure aren't
#thingsihavelearnedfromvine _TWITTER-ENTITY_ does not like her cat at all
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Actually no I was not . I was stalking _TWITTER-ENTITY_ . He just happened to have retweeted a few of your 48k tweets .
I miss blowing shit up as a kid . Fireworks were so fun
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ we r living the thug life
I'm really glad we don't have to hunt our own food anymore .... I don't even know where sandwiches live .
\I don't even know what you're laughing at half the time Sarah ... " -Jaylow "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ that makes way more sense .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ I agree
The fact that Allison gave me permission to hit her tomorrow
Some fat lady flew out of our raft today in white water rafting
Perfect night thanks to _TWITTER-ENTITY_ , who knew he actually can be sweet ☺️❤️
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Keep em coming !! Hahah !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ truuuuu lmao graduation is just gonna be ROUGH
Sarah just let me paint her nails and I'm fucked up ok
no more pizza tweets , I'm here all week tho
we almost lost the flag
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahahaha your having the worst day ever ! Don't mind me laughing at you randomly today
I really need a job . I'm the only one in my house that doesn't have one
damn im annoying af
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ YES WE KNOW HAHAHA THANK YOU LOGAN
You think EVERY GUY IS IN FREAKING LOVE WITH YOU
you're so rude I am not going out the window .. ill punch you . (;
I can not believe I saw Derek and Eric walking down the street last night !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ RIGHT ! hypocrites .. Oh nahh ✋
awkward moment when we were riends " a day ago "
\ ... I thought the moon was big , then I realized it was a street light . " And you guys thought I only said dumb things . _TWITTER-ENTITY_ "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I think it's a band
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ it amazes me how childish u are you can't tell someone their ugly when your ten times uglier .
\She looks like leather ""
This song is great
Bitch called me fat _TWITTER-ENTITY_
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ my wcw goes out to the hottie in the top right corner
\It's a wild bore .. also knows as a wild whore . " _TWITTER-ENTITY_ #thanks "
Currently diagnosing my dad and his personality type
Why did Antron scream SHES AVAILABLE in the movie theater ??
Ben & amp ; Justice act like they hate eachother but they're just acting like 4th graders who like eachother
The snap chats I send people
#elementaryconfessions yes I stole that barbie ...
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ im so gullible that I looked out my window because I thought you guys were actually out there
My library book was due back on feb . 1st
I'm actually really happy there was a canoe emoji hahaha
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ HAHAHAHA drunk bro talks at 3 am ? Moonshine will do that to ya !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ YOU WOULD
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ miss you guys already
I can't even live right now thank you for amusing me
\It ain't all about the size of the boat ! It's the motion in the ocean ! " I love this movie so much . "
My team today in gym was too funny
My dad thought that you slap your ass while you do gangham style hahahaha #HadToBeThere
I'm LOL'NG at what people tweet to _TWITTER-ENTITY_
super bad is one funny movie
My uncle loves me so much , he actually agreed to teach me how to drive a stick
So I'm watching the show weeds with _TWITTER-ENTITY_ and she goes his is my contribution to 4/20 " I'm with ya girl . "
Football players trying to be cowboys and shit #Nicetry
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ text me
I get cuter goodmorning texts from my best friends than I have ever gotten from any guy in my life
What a lucky shot
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ let's get it going then ! Is tahiry ready ?! hahaha
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ lmao my phone wasn't locked and I accidentally tweeted to you
Lol Mack is passed out on my couch
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I'll have to tell you after you get out of school
When your roommate suggests doing push ups because we both can't fall asleep ... #loveher
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ haha yes it had to of been this guy _TWITTER-ENTITY_
Cocky ! And i love it !
Hahahahah good call weather people
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ okay ya I'm sorryyyy !
All around a BIG struggle at Barry's right now .. _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_
Best at hiding go seek black fathers
OH MY GODDDDDDDDD I'M DYINGGGGGGGG
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ i need ta feel some type of way to do that
Isabella is scared of thunder
Austin's voice in the back
Instagram hated on Vine
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ HAHAHAHA just showed Jess and Emily and we're dying
I just found out my cousin a dyke
Bob barker beating happy gillmore's ass
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ always throwing the signs up , gotta love Dallin
He talks shit about you too FYI
Apparently Alex has a hair ball
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ OMG yes ! He would be the one to do that
\Just pulled a piece of brownie out of my eyelashes " - _TWITTER-ENTITY_ "
Lolol Anna's searching for justice for leggings
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ talk about pathetic
aaaaand _TWITTER-ENTITY_ wins best snapchat of the night .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hey did you hear about the World Cup ?
if bailey tweeted half the things I say when we're together ..
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ well .. Second sweetest thing .. The first one is \dang bitch you fine ! " "
I speak cat yolo✌
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ That's the only one where I actually like the leaf type
Not once did Mindi ask me if I was okay
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ . You are funny !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ tbh it tasted good
My whole timeline is Justin Bieber bc Nicole retweets all of his stuff
If anyone looks at my twitter tomorrow they'll think I was on something
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ i dont wanna hear anythingto do with a license coming from you
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ welcome , any time
I'm definitely my funniest when I'm alone
I love it when people call me fat because of what I eat . #nevergonnagetfatinmylife
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ if you would've seen his face you really would be ! I wonder who else never knew that was us !
You know you're fat when you get mad about food
“ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ : Went to change my belly button ring .... Realized I left my whole thing of jewelry at home”
How is this my fault ??
Just now remembering I was on the phone with _TWITTER-ENTITY_ for a bit last night just talking bullshit #missyakid
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ ummmm ... ILL HAVE To THINK ABOUT That one
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ phantom of the opera
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Hahaha , no !! I thought I was the only one !!
Eli gets so pissed because I always sing every word to the theme song when it comes on at my house
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ HAHAHAHAHAHA we don't have dongs either
Shout out to _TWITTER-ENTITY_ for jammin in the club with me
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ OMG YES
My ear lobe repair surgery is gonna cost more than my house .
\Tayler you are the clumsiest , weirdest funniest girl I've ever met " things I hear at work #theyloveme "
I cuss to much guys I'm not attractive oops sorry
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ this isn't healthy . Let's go to Applebee's or Texas Roadhouse
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ this reminds me of _TWITTER-ENTITY_ idk why
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I always put to many faces ! I be like
The episode of Undeclared where the girls are singing \Bitch " "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I like them huge
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you made mine too with that tweet . I'm crying
S/O to _TWITTER-ENTITY_ for being my first kiss you're a hottie and I miss you !! Call me !
These grind on me vibes might be the corniest thing I've seen in awhile
Awkward snapchat moments with _TWITTER-ENTITY_
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I thought I was the coolest person ever cause I had them , I think I still d
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I hope you fall and everyone laughs and you become snap story famous
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ Leg days > Arm Days Because I can actually do the leg stuff Cochrane was impressed with the arm day though
\ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ : The broncos are making the pats look dumb in their own stadium " salty ass jets fan . "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I know .. it's kinda sad
House is honestly my all time favorite show
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I am the exact same way !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you should've asked for me , i would've had a break for a while .
Me and Jacobs little adventure tonight & gt ; ☺️
Everytime ' I knew you were trouble ' comes on , I think of _TWITTER-ENTITY_ and our awkward car rides
Not that _TWITTER-ENTITY_ is still at work . #SucksToSuck .
\Don't huff too much glue or your night sucks " -Charlie "
oh my gosh stop
“My Boyfriend Not Allowed to speak to any girls on the phone . If he calls 911 and a girl answers , he better hang up & amp ; try again ! \ STOP IT !! "
Right in the eye !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ just kidding btw
So , Beiber fucked Miley now
OMG DEE'S BRITISH ACCENT & gt ; & gt ; & gt ;
to me that's saying \I love your nudes , but I hate your tweets ""
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Yes . It was a new wedding set ( Ring & amp ; band ) . I need to get it resized though I guess I only lose weight on my fingers .
All the food is at the lake ! Guess whose not staying home long .
Seriously tho . I'm actually good at wood work and what not .
amanda won the olympics
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ We were so totally having a tweet war
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ thank the lord ive been so boxed not knowing about your tweets
I can't _TWITTER-ENTITY_
Me : I can't believe I woke up three hours after taking NyQuil . Parents : Daytime NyQuil or nighttime NyQuil ? Me :
We are the millers is the funniest movie ever
All the shit you talked about her and now you're back with her ?
you know for a guy you're really emotional and that's a little too much for bekah to handle
Bytterfingers _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ #hesucks
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ no it's not going to happen !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ And y'all are ?
Ran our own practice today ⚽️ _TWITTER-ENTITY_
I haven't worn real pants all day even though Hayleys over
oh john raupp whatta guy
I've been over it
First time ever watching _TWITTER-ENTITY_ Gosh I can't stop laughing . I hope I don't wake up mom and dad lol .
My mom just bought me a hot pink ice scraper mitten to keep my hands warm while I de ice my car heck yes
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I'm not surprised
What kind of friend gets at their good friends ex
Amancio's horse stories
I could've totally met him tonight too .. I just didn't wanna go sober
You are not talkin to a freshmen and you are out of high school #rape
Sitting around in a circle with Ty's family making porn names with your first pet's name and first street name
If only people could see how me and _TWITTER-ENTITY_ dance to #blurredlines by Robin Thicke
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ shut up
Had to dress professional for marketing today ... Oh boy
Listening to old voicemails . Oh my gosh
Made the whole class look up pictures of cows ! Hahaha
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ lol I'm dying
That'd be awkward if I got pulled over because my window doesn't work so I'd have to get out and stand by car ✋
Booster seats in the stang #NotAMomCar
\I know they're not old but there should be an age limit on sex " _TWITTER-ENTITY_ "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ ahaha
Work that clit come girl
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I'm just saying haha
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I have no clue ? But I watched this a million times and laugh every time
How can _TWITTER-ENTITY_ be good at candyland
Open my snapchats right now _TWITTER-ENTITY_
You're all stuck up too
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ never fails haha
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ it's just one of those days
\I remember within the nerd community he was like .... hot " "
\Why do you have a loofah on your shifter ? " That's a scrunchie ... my uncle is hilarious "
Talked about road rage in psychology . My kind of class
LOL guys I just took 23 minutes to clean my bathroom for the first time since last Spring Break !
this is not a fucking church
Lmfao cutie pie
Sometimes I wonder how my life can be such a joke lol
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ only 90% of the time
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ join the club
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ holy cow
\What kind of fruit is that ? " " Melancholy I think , wait no , that's not a fruit that's a feeling " "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ you drive I buy ? #itsarule
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ lmao k I'll be ready .
Jake said \Why is everyone excited about seeing a state line ? " ( Florida Georgia Line ) hahaha I swear he's a blonde . "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ is a clown
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I was hoping you were talking about Bessemer .
\ I don't care what you wear , just keep your clothes on " -wise words of mr. Green . "
Lol I love how Tyler is so real with his tweets❤️
Haha I LOVE my new header pretty much says it all #checkitout
\Siri's just the middle bitch ""
When you text Shelby a weird picture of yourself and someone answers , \hi Molly Shelby is driving . " #oops "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ it's because of the 4th of July . dynamite comes in small packages and it's my official holiday
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ i thought it was like a poet
These Croatian guys trying to buy our car
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ broke her ratchet bowl #AboutTime
These Snapchats with _TWITTER-ENTITY_ tho ..
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ oh god love youuuu
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ it's not too late to come .. we're at the casino ! WEIRD .
When you can hear the downstairs neighbors fucking & lt ; oh cool I'm home alone on a Friday night . Glad you two are enjoying yourselfs -_-
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ #nojason your funny as hell
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ and I got hit on by a whole bunch of military boys and college guys
When people meet me they're like \Ah i know you from twitter , what are you on right now ? " "
i just found out a group of 6th graders have a crush on me . um . no . not ok .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ don't I sound just like him ?
so many funny jokes you can make by having a Girl board
I feel bad for sitting back here using my phone and not paying attention . Why am I even still here ?
Chances of me getting kicked out of Stu Co are really good . #whoops
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ and here I was thinking she couldn't get uglier
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ ahahah you'll be back in about a year
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ yeah but still the eagles are poop
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you know I am kind of a genius ; i could help you study
On another note , Jojo really did make a song . Real talk !!
Danielle's car wasnt on and she tried driving ...
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ just gonna retweet everything you're saying right now LMAO
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ glad you got a twitter
Haha well that solved the whole if I should chance waking her up situation
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ You would like that ! Fml my life is in shambles
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ oh yeah fuck . Tell dad
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ you said it first though I just kept going with it
Today just might have been the best day ever being able to see her at the bowling ally _TWITTER-ENTITY_ knows what I'm talking about lol
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ no I can't even clean up after myself
Not making your social media account private just for the amusement of others . #yourwelcome #creepcreep
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ aaw i love and miss you !! ❤️ Squid hands
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ as you took them out of my car at night and alright as long as you don't lose them ! Did you have the pink ones ?
My dad's outfit : tan khakis and an Hurley shit
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ okay good , you had me worried there for a second
Pressing replay on that fight ..
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ oops it looked right to me
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I'm sorry syd I can't handle him
Every girl's car that I've been in within the past 4 days all have the check engine light on .
I don't take shit from anyone so if I were u id stop realllll quick✋
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ You're the one that needs one
My dad just said he'd rather have aids than be a cowboys fan
\Beer and cigs and were going home " "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Welllll I hope you don't text boys first ..
#thatoneex you wanna run over with your car
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ your twitter picture
Damnn nelly must be pretty desperate if he's doin Cheerios commercials
Good to know this drug lord is making 5 grand a week while I'm working my ass off in school . Time to switch professions .
People are so self centered nowadays ..
School of comedy has me rolling . _TWITTER-ENTITY_
My mom updated to iOS 7 and blocked my dad #thanksgiving
Most epic Taco Bell run of my life
S/O to the lovely people we saw while driving at lunch today _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_
as if you don't have enough confidence already BAHAHAH
Mr. Kennedy just said he would let Miley Cyrus twerk on him hahahahah
Go look at my picture
When the fuck did we get ice cream ?! #TheRinger
Ol boy said I was \different " .. when in reality I wasn't easy like he assumed I was "
Funny how someone can do something 2 years ago and never admit to it
When your best friends invite you over just so they can hide outside and throw water balloons at you _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_
Mom :\ you know it's Christmas when century 3 is busy ""
Yo my friend BossAss looks just like _TWITTER-ENTITY_ I love it SO much
You had braces but your teeth aren't even straight anymore
this snookie creature on south park > & gt ; & gt ; #skankassss
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ haha where do u live ? And I will not make u breakfast , I will pour u a bowl of cereal tho
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ they're invisible ..... Don't front cause were on twitter
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ idk what you're talking about !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ it's in a movie #hahahah
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I will
I'm saving my first Insta pic for Corjul tonight . Who wants to be a star ?
My sister just asked me why do I smell like skunk
I thought my mom was sleeping and then she comes running out of her room all ghetto runnin her mouth
Hahahaha bitch please .
The rest of my spring break will be spent with a kitten
Came in 2nd cause the leader had a burnt transmission haha sad thing was Brent kept up with them . Them Crawford Boys couldnt even keep up !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ lolz can we pleaseeee
It's a secret oook
That last screen shot got me
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I'm sorry it will only be a couple days !
My dad just said to me ... \Well , you only live once ! " #stahp "
I didn't know we were in middle school still and prank call people
Yes , yes ma'am it would . ☺
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ I'll kick him in his ghost balls
I haven't seen you in forever !! But you're really pretty and I think it's so funny how we were on the same soccer team in like U8⚽
Just saw Miss Chabot ! She didn't bring her fiancé though !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ a red neck from Alabama
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ ya I was laughing so hard
Well that was a very interesting class
S/O to whoever screams my name across campus . It's almost everyday . I mean , I guess . #TheseHOESLoveAjaika
so many drug tests today
Kyle is such a goof ! He can always make me laugh and that makes me love him
Sorry I promise I'm not tryna annoy everyone I have nothing better to do this late at night when I can't sleep
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ that's so odd !
Making chad listen to country music . I don't think he likes it at all ..
There's been a bunch of good retweets tonight
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ nailed it
Chubby cheeks chubby chubby cheeks .. Stopppp hate y'all _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ does my text answer your question
This girl needs help
Woke up and was so hot so I stripped ran outside and jumped in my pool , got out and now it's shower time
I've watched 4 episodes of Carrie Diaries already today
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ omg we're gonna be famous !
Just went sledding and sprained something in my thigh or pelvic region . Ugh . ' Twas fun though !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ grinch to gossip girl
Oh spongebob why
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ It's okay ! I was dying though
I love finding out more and more lies
I'm snapchatting and everyone keeps staring at me
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ just yelled why can't I paint my nails like the little Asian man . Hahahaha I'm dying over here
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I don't think he realized how disgusting it sounded . He probably thought we're laughing because physics is un " and " relatable " "
Since I'm the next Miley does that mean I need to due my eyebrows blonde too ?? _TWITTER-ENTITY_
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ o Hanna well be careful in Austin because they have a lot of parking garages especially around 6th street
Morgan right now & gt ; & gt ; & gt ;
Wowwww . Calm down .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ sexy ?
Yeah but I was better
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahaha
Search and Destroy with Nathaniel . Nigga in the corner .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ ... sandra I'm not talking about the ACT , i replied to your flowers tweet
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahaha , well then they're gay ! & amp ; tweet more sexual shit , k ? Kay hahaha .
You obviously don't know the definition of a bum day ✋
Gram , he's not gonna stalk me just cause he gave me his number #keepcalm
If you need to put something in a box that you never want opened , contact _TWITTER-ENTITY_ and I ! I think my clothes are trapped forever
Silly hoe , my dick isn't for you .
I love driving in my neighborhood when theres snow donuts in the whip
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ my moms like what do you do if it rains thursday ?? i was like we still go ?? lmao
If I'm at the gym right now ... How many cals am I burning tweeting and texting ?
Just told Eric that I hope he looses fantasy I'm surprised he didn't rip my head off
Did you know that if you talk to me long enough your statistical chance of falling in love with me is around 87% ? _TWITTER-ENTITY_
Only my father ... with a broken neck would get out of the truck , and threaten to beat the shit out of the hostler driver at his work
when the sub says \I ain't bs-ing you " "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ of course the best letters ever
Lol _TWITTER-ENTITY_ Kennedy .
Glad my 11 year old sister had a boyfriend and I don't
awkwardly stretching & amp ; perry walks in to lock the door god damn it why
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahahahahahahah
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ it was !!
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ mine was sarcasm lol
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ loll yeah & amp ; ill die & amp ; have to be brought back to life
Lilly - will you do this work for me .. I'll give you 4 dollars . Me - .
Everyone stay off the roads , _TWITTER-ENTITY_ and _TWITTER-ENTITY_ are CRAZY !!!
This is why I'm fat
We're playing guitar hero today
No headband Lebron .
Shout out to my ex's family who thinks I'm gay with _TWITTER-ENTITY_
10- you're really cool and fun to talk to ! But that's about it because we don't talk much ! But you're funny and nice !
I was waiting for it
I feel bad for the 8th graders who have to do the graduation practice over and over again
I love it when my dad tells stories . #InTears #SoFunny
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ anal ?
I swear my crew is like the redneck version of the Breakfast Club . Never a dull moment with them
And girls , this is why you shouldn't send nudes .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Whateva just make sure we get muddy .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ school isn't the same without your crazy ass . miss your work stories
The past three nights I had dreams I was pregnant
I have so many good #LetsMakeItAwkward but I wouldn't wanna do that to my friends
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ I'm dying
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Marry Me now just in case it happens ?
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ amateur status .
Trying to drive and stay updated on twitter
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I'm dying
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ thank you it's just annoying like if you're gonna talk About him , why not just go ask him stuff ?
I'm mr. Jesse looked at my tweets , I'd have A LOT of push ups
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ lol my friend who blocked me
“ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ : I feel like chicks get on their knees SO many times hoping one of the guys will get down on his knee just once . ” Awful
Omg modern family is on best show
What _TWITTER-ENTITY_ just sent me
This is probably why I should never have children
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ ... That ... Would be hilarious !! I would die .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I LOVE YOU SO MUCH
But like mine is too
Waking up to that jus made my day
so has anyone signed out petition ?
I love how you think your hot shit because you not at alll ✌
I could cry I'm so happy
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ haha it's 100% true and u know it
What _TWITTER-ENTITY_ just asked me !!
\ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ : I said that burger was the size of my face but lets be real . I could've fed a Mexican family of at lease 3 niños " dead "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ did he just take the curve slow ? #NOWAY
Mine and Taylor's conversation right now
Wait , Just Wait
\ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ : . _TWITTER-ENTITY_ you won't want Shai coming to WVU He will make you irrelevant " hahahahahaha "
I have literally texted no one today .
When a kid walks on the ice with his skate guards on ! #dusters
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ she meant it cause she's still talking about it
I didn't know people still spike their hair . Damn
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I just remembered that too haha
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ that's hilarious ! good for you _TWITTER-ENTITY_
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ to what songs ?!
girl you need some miracle grow for that hair
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ oh my god I don't even remember writing that
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I just died . #goodone
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you're the secretary of internal affairs .. Therefor you travel with the cabinet regardless .. #duhhh
Why does this always happen to me ? Lmao
Asian man carrying a purse in Marshall's , I repeat , an Asian man is carrying a purse in Marshall's
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ good one
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ same I've been comfy all week except for yesterday
She said please don't end my life even more
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ atleast im not the only crazy oneee
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahaha I didn't say that dumbass it was in the post I shared
Don't even care that I'm only done about half my summer work , not even gonna finish it
\I wish I was black . I do . " Lmfao I love my aunt . "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ sooo gayy , I know . I was so disappointed .. ✋
I have a feeling Skye and I are only going to get a few hours of sleep the first day of school like last year .
I fell trying to take my pants off . My life tho .
S/O _TWITTER-ENTITY_ for skipping history final today #goodjob
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I think I just peed myself , I laughed so hard at that hahahah .
My aunt was on her 7th mimosa this morning by 11:30
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I'm not gonna lie . They probly are
This conversation my dad and I are having
I was all sad but I read Lindsay's tweets and they cracked me up
\Chase was there . Lol , oh how I used Chase . " I know this is absolutely awful , but #imdying #quoteoftheday _TWITTER-ENTITY_ "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ pretty name
Lost the second
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ i wish I was there . there's seriously a fight everyday in that class .
You can stop now . ✋
God bless Molly's mom for sending me videos of her snoring on her first night home
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ as embarrassing as it is i am to
You're tweets crack me up !
Dad saying how proud he was of me studying instead of going out and then added ..... I'll buy you a drink
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I have the same problem
“ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ : WHY DO YOU ALWAYS ASSUME I WILL EAT THE ICE CUBES YOU SPILL . THEY ARE COLD AND TASTELESS . YOU EAT THEM . ”
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ even playing anymore ??
This girl thinks my stories on snapchat are for her .. ✋✋
I'm gonna get out AC ✊just wait
I seriously hate myself for the things i say to people .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ good ol jim
Waking my little sister up when i have too is always the funniest ever .. She says the most rediculous things and i just die
The bruises on me and Lindsay's knees are horrid
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ ?????
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you must have alot of time on your hands
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ don't test me I know where your boyfriend lives and that should scare you
The reactions to my last snap chat Sorry guys hahaha
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you killed us
My dad just came home with a pack of beer and said its for me because it's the only thing that will keep me home for a night
Oh . Uhh . Irrelevant to this
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ alright I'll bring a tent .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ looks like a hoodlum
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ SHUT UP CANNON
Jud loves WWE too . And it's so funny to watch him get all fired up . I literally howl anytime I'm here watching with him . Hahahaha
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ ahahaha well good luck
\This is Scott's pine it's Asian " wtf he's trying to describe a tree "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I miss my whoppers
People are just so funny #growup
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ tell her she can go favorite one of _TWITTER-ENTITY_ ' s tweets
LOL MY OLD COACH IS HERE AND MY MOM IS CALLING HER NAMES
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I have pics of you too
Jacoby jones got smashed over the head with a huge ace of spades bottle by a stripper .
Getting drunk all by myself on a Saturday night .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ take me ?
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ I look like an idiot laughing out loud in my class hahaha I can imagine you do too
don't make fun of fat girls , they have enough on their plates .. #dying !
Thanks _TWITTER-ENTITY_ for favoriting all my tweets
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ TWO BABIES AT THE SAME TIME * runs out with Xmas tree *
Wild West day at the day care
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ look at my recent retweets
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ the answer is me you gindaloon
I learned today that washers is not my game
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ haha someone quoted your tweet and I was like wait a sec ... I didn't tweet that #tooearly
So I'm stalking _TWITTER-ENTITY_ tweets right now and it's basically one direction , Demi , one direction , Demi #doyouseethetrend #dedication
The snap Landon just made me send Dakota
\Bras are so too expensive like I didn’t choose the boob life the boob life chose me " "
I don't really care if you like me or night
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ a lot of dumb excuses I'm guessing lol
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ welllll thanks
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ HAHAHA IN A MILLION YEARS I WOULD
I can't even remember your voice , or scent , or what it feels like when you hold me ... and i don't want to . I could care less now
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ HAHAHHAHVABAHABBAVAVBABVAVAVAVABHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA NO HE DID NOT
That picture of lyd & amp ; the cow face swapped is hilarious
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ nope ! Haha she's downstairs doing homework
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahahahaha yes !!! This is so me
Riley sounds just like his old man
“ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ : Why are so many people shooting off fireworks in this flood ? I'm so confused . ” Duh they are shooting off flares from a boat
What did I ever do oh so right to get drunk texts from my ex two nights in a row !? My life > & gt ; & gt ; & gt ; & gt ; yours
Whenever I run bounce at work I sing bounce itttt bounce ittt I'm about to throw a couple thousands so inappropriate .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ haha jokes
You're bacon me happy
This Sunday at work hasn't been half bad .
All the infants that go to sleep before 2 missed my perfect wgw picture lastnight
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I clicked it like 20 times
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you kill me blake .
13 HOURS _TWITTER-ENTITY_
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ did I ride the bus with you a few years ago ?
Guys lets not lie to our selves , we all know Tyler and Evan will carry the team this year
All I want for Christmas is you by Mariah Carey is my favorite song to study to judge me
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ ahhh hahah well we have a little sister ... Basically the same thing !
I love being blocked it's about time to give up & amp ; move on anyways ! ✌️
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ just make sure not to accidentally snap your nudes to your story ....
I always have a panic attack when I loose an eyelash
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Taylor it doesn't it opens at 8 and closes normally tomorrow .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ he'd make anyone breakfast so come on over
Okay who's gonna let me watch the game with them tomorrow since my parents don't believe in paying for tv
LOLOLOLOLOL . _TWITTER-ENTITY_ the guy who just pulled up next to me , totes creepin
ew just stop
Listening to _TWITTER-ENTITY_ sing Ke$ha in the shower .....
Last ones on the plane ... Oooof course
These pick up lines ☺ & gt ; & gt ; & gt ;
It's so funny seeing the same girl on multiple people's ' best friends ' list on snap chat
Yet no one really cares ?
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ what's wrong with saying hey ?
Your seriously bein pathetic over nothin . Just sayin . So stop pls ✋
I left my socks at felicitys
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ houses don't fly .
Nothing to trip about jealous hoes
that awkward moment when _TWITTER-ENTITY_ and I text each other at the same time twice
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ sounds like something he'd say
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ we tweeted the same song at the same time
My dad made my night
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ ... yeah I would .
Then maybe things will work out for me .
How awkward would naked and afraid be
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ Chubz never even texted me back smh
#ImSingleBecasue you're fat . HAHAHAH
When she got flipped _TWITTER-ENTITY_
Clicking on the flashlight button mimicking the camera flash and just watching people pose I'm funny . Jokes on you
I only have my thumb painted the rest I just didn't even bother with
Sleepovers with _TWITTER-ENTITY_ & gt ; & gt ; & gt ; & gt ; #shesthebest #wild
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ is my long lost sister & amp ; _TWITTER-ENTITY_ is my fairy godmother
I didn't think you'd catch onto that .
jag tweets like a girl lolfeg
Returning all the gifts you got for your f " two nights before Christmas "
Honestly idk what I do to my parents to treat me like shit but whatever
Mrs. Sorocco : one meal won't make me fat tho guys !! Stetson : Yeah that's what you like to think !
The amount of candy I just bought is ridiculous _TWITTER-ENTITY_
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ whoah . I meant I know where you live I'm not okay
Lol Vanessa Is Playing No Games Tonight
contemplating driving six hours to see my boo _TWITTER-ENTITY_
I swear lemonade makes me have to pee every 5 fucking seconds
Hey everyone if I die from this horrible cough I have there's a ton of alcohol in my fridge so take a shot for me
My grandma is fucking hilarious #MarijuanaTalk
some random guy at the red light in Oxford : \HEY we are in a Hyundai ! Roll your window down " like wut "
I didn't even write my name on my math homework assignment . I didn't even touch it
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Okay fine ill text you
thanks for forgetting about me dad
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I'm dead You haven't tweeted anything holy lol
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ THAT'S WHY I DID IT OMG SUCH A BITCH
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ Jess already knows who this is about
My step dad just asked me what friend zone was
It might not be champions league . But it's a bigger trophy then half of your teams won . Considering most of your teams didnt even win won
I've now experienced being in a jet ski accident
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ or when Leather Strip plays their Soft Cell covers EP in full .
It's unbelievable how many one direction pictures take up my pictures . I'd say a good 550-600
Mindi tells the best stories .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ ............... _TWITTER-ENTITY_
You can tell my sister isn't country ..
I can not stop laughing at some people
I peed on _TWITTER-ENTITY_ last night I'm so sorry bro lol
I swear _TWITTER-ENTITY_ knows who I like before I do .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ #currentlydying
WHY IS DUCK DYNASTY SO FUNNY
I swear me and _TWITTER-ENTITY_ have the best tweets
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I would LOVE to be riding with you
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ this made me laugh good luck with that !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ HAHAHA dont worry , i stalked you too
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ never again
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ the thug life is the life for me , this is where we wanna be #YOLOSWAG #lololol
So does anyone on campus have tanning lotion they want to bring me .. I'm at the pool lol #butreally
I've been on the big screen for at least 3 min
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ of course !
We have tutorials tomorrow with him too lmfao _TWITTER-ENTITY_
how funny would it be if i played in the student vs . faculty game ?
Some people gotta sit three to a seat ...
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ thought I saw a lil fist throwing from Pekka !?!
My husband and I are watching the game with his friend from Detroit
We call grandma to see if she has Elf , and she's like o , but I have Breaking Bad ... " "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ what's a fanny ?
Jared's tweets/texts right now _TWITTER-ENTITY_
I would tweet something but I said I would stop tweetin ab you
Pray for Sami guys _TWITTER-ENTITY_
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ lmfao !!!
Drunk drunk drunk
Currently sitting in the grass watching two squirrels chase each other up and down a tree .
Evalee dreads waking me up in the morning cause I am NOT a morning person .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ in Cali , bringing those girls from the boardwalk back at 1amAnd having to run from the cops , drunk as fuck
Zack stop tweeting and listen to mrs Cummings
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ MAKE ME
my new years kiss will probably be sam but i mean its cool _TWITTER-ENTITY_
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ omg I totally forgot about that !
I meant to tweet hours ago over how glad I am the Raiders beat the fucking Cowboys
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ oh my god
I'm sitting on the steps halfway down the stairs and my uncle asks what I'm doing . Just making my way down the stairs .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ that was sooo 45 minutes ago
this conversation right now
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ trust me I know it . Today was a perfect example !
Oh . My . God . I wish I could have remembered hitting on Cody .
FIRE EM UP
Watching _TWITTER-ENTITY_ ! I love this show
That bald guy who works in the kitchen of the _TWITTER-ENTITY_ is a creep
My dad . & gt ; & gt ; & gt ; & gt ; & gt ; & gt ; lmao
Seriously ? You didnt think id hear that ? Stuff gets around fast
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ only you would say this shitt
Mine and _TWITTER-ENTITY_ snaps > & gt ; & gt ; & gt ;
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ We might need a ride home from the Nail Salon . #Erin came to visit ☺
Props to that Hellgate kid that streaked
My nips are still tingling _TWITTER-ENTITY_ #pureromance
It's fine that people left because they haven't affected me yet
Takin the babe to get French fries on thanksgivings lmfao how spoiled is he
So apparently you can't ever tweet the same exact thing twice
No love . We ruthless .
WHAT THE LADY BALLS !!!!!
Damn Silva I know how it feels dude . Just let that morphine sink in it helps , trust me
The guys got asked to twerk in soundcheck
I remember when I laid the wood to dude from Clinton
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Thank you Sharom ...
The snap chats chellce and I used to send & gt ; & gt ; & gt ;
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahah you're right ! I've been looking everywhere for that thing ! Ill have to come up and get it soon !
One of my coworkers is colorblind ... #LetTheJokesBegin #GoinToHell _TWITTER-ENTITY_
Leo just tackled me while I was skipping around the house singing Christmas music
“ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ : I'm over you I'm over you I'm over you I'm over you I'm over you I'm over you\hey " ... great , just great . ” _TWITTER-ENTITY_ "
If you tell a personal trainer he's addicted to working out you're kind of an idiot but thanks for the complement
Only a badger bus would get pulled over by a car thts not a cop . Hahahhaha ! #burrito #pissedguy
Just know she is his second choice
\He would be attractive if he wasn't ugly .... " "
HIS NATTY JUST ROLLED OFF THE ROOF
I'm broke as hell and I still wanna go to French on Friday #thatswhenyouknow
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ ironic enough
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ omg not the loopy ... Please no
\A foolish man tells a woman to stop talking , but a wise man tells her she is beautiful with her mouth closed . " "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ no I swear on my relationship with Luke it was Taylor
For someone who can't sing I sure do sing a lot .
anybody else know that there's a school in pennsylvania who's mascot is a snowball ?
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ awww yay !! And ya you got an Instagram !!!! I love it !!! It just keeps getting better and better
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ it's the only word they know
11 year old kids making Twitter accounts and shit ... The fuck you gonna tweet about ?! \Just leaving day care , about to go play outside "
Tonight better work
Stop subtweeting me Hannah _TWITTER-ENTITY_
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ lolol I was kinda hurrying
Dr. Phil is cray today .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ can make my day in 2 seconds
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ triplets . & amp ; I know , it ain't my problem . I just been through it so I was telling her what would happen .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ omg I can't!!
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ omg it's your twin #jkyourebeautiful
Your so boring that you have to play music when your on the phone with someone ? That's worse than being on hold .
I just wanted to say goodnight to twitter , and Facebook , and Instagram , and the Internet while I take 8hrs away to sleep . #itkillsme #jk
The two voicemails I have of _TWITTER-ENTITY_ are the funniest things ever
Only _TWITTER-ENTITY_ knows who I like & amp ; it's remaining that way because I know she won't try to ruin it for me . Lmao ☺
ON a whole nother level wirh with kcash
Literally the only reason im going to the commissary is to pick out the food that i want .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I laughed for a good minute at this I found it so funny
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I'll never forget you breathing into your paper bags on the bus to every away meet
I've been bitching about the most today . and I probably will again tomorrow .
Let me pick my mouth up off the floor #omg #imdying
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahahah same here ! I think that's how crystal automatically sees us
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ is that Justin ??
Lets not subtweet next time☺
New undercover cop in black/dark blue ford escape cal is just so sneaky
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ THAT IS GREAT LOL
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ the good ol days
Hahaha this kid looks like he got lipstick on
Fuck group rates
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ lets go BUCS
I look so stupid in study hall because I watch vine and I laugh literally every 5 seconds and people are like uhh you're weird
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ no way , at least we know you
Ive already picked out names for my children and I don't plan on having kids for a LONG time
S/O to the guy that sits next to me in psych for answering a phone call and carrying on a conversation during class
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you better
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ imagine being 18 with that lunch you would starve #IDo
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ those are the best videos
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I don't have abs .
YOU ARE SO GROSSSSS OMG
i love sending Mrs. Brewer on a tangent and getting her off task _TWITTER-ENTITY_
Nah but this dude Loopy throws out his website then calls everyone a whore
Pop is rapping along to holy grail
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ has a starring problem .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ next time say I don't think my girlfriend would appreciate that
seeing my world history teacher at the movies
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ OH GOD DONT PUT AN E AT THE END GOD FORBID YOU DONT KNOW HOW TO SPELL AN IMAGINARY PERSON'S NAME I hate him so much
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ haha twinsies
Girl you need to back off
\Okie dokie " the fuck are you trying to say to me "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ good thing you washed you hands tho
Lol me and Tina talk in school for about 4 seconds per week but I feel like we are super close
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ that carrot retweet though
Last night tho silly as fuck
Mile just said that only hang out with coke dealers
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ get some ..
Get better grammar then ?!? #imgettingblocked #sorrymonica
20 yr olds hittin on my mom at the gas station and my moms like abydoll i could be your momma " #done "
Probably going to dedicate it to sleep because that's my one love
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ we need to make another trip to Cookeville at pool and spa depot for Austin
Haha Paul George going nuts he just scored his first damn basket
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ psh remember you told me to get those lyrics for you so you could sing them to cubby ?
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Not at all
omg , white people .. why ... Ryan Lewis & amp ; Macklemore ? best hip hop video ...? BUT _TWITTER-ENTITY_ face
I swear me and _TWITTER-ENTITY_ are the same person
Saw Mrs. Leatherwood at food city .
\I kept telling myself I have to listen , I have to listen ... " -dad on listening to mom about wicked .... "
Funny thing is Bear fans think they're getting a win tonight suck a dick
Just walked into my roommates room to pet his dog . Forgot I wasn't wearing pants . #hahjaha
Some guy called me and Mary frat rats I'm done
Just kidding faggots
#sketchysketchball hahahaha _TWITTER-ENTITY_
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahaha thank you omg I need to stop
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ alright then .. I'll flip a coin right before I leave to see what I wear .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ I still have those on my old phone
Someone is really gonna beat me up one day
I love judging people
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ the show
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ the snap I sent back
My sisters dog literally just punched me in the face .... That's gonna leave a mark
LMFAO Emil is probably so mad
I only wear my glasses at home when nobodys around & amp ; its just me lol
This essay sounds way more professional then my last one she's probably gonna think I copied it
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ and your calling me patty hahahaha
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ listening to moments as I re post that
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ what are you gonna do about it eyebrows ?
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ will forever be the only one who knows why I do what I do
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ haha we seriously do ! I have all 7 seasons on DVD
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ lol at us sitting at the bar . We were in Michigan right ?
Hahahah yoooo this comedian is sooo funny
i have brush burns from when bri tackled me off the bed last night
Lmao guys . Apparently I'm psychotic . That's news to me .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ took like 1683918 pictures on my phone that I still haven't seen all of them yet ! love you !!!
\I don't want to grind up weed with my hands like a peasant " _TWITTER-ENTITY_ "
Playing Sherlock Holmes with _TWITTER-ENTITY_
this movie .
Practice ? Hahahahahaha . Ain't nobody got time fo ' dat .
Dying from Caleb's snapchat story
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ LOL you guys stop
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I got 12 so far
If I send you more than 2 of these , , there's a 99% chance I lol'd .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I know !
Everyone please ignore my snapchat story lol
This fuckin ball buster right now got me rollllllllinnnnnnn in the middle of traffic _TWITTER-ENTITY_
I remember sitting in a gravel driveway with some kid who kept telling me to drink water
Hopefully I don't get cuss out for that tweet
I want free uggs omg . I better be one if the first 250,000
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ omg I love your avi .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ sunglasses says on the side and up only " haha someone's a little girl . "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ lolllll so true
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ it's to early for you right now
What the fuck is wrong with me ?
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ what if I like passed out or had a seizure or some shit
The Colts suck
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ I'm going to cum in your pillows .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ oh nana loooove that woman !
Watching step up 2 and thinking how _TWITTER-ENTITY_ and I thought we could dance like them and would perform in the yard when we were little
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ It's Been Brought ! ✌ #Leggo
Pickle pants ...! _TWITTER-ENTITY_
Haha okay lets just make sure it's playing then
my grandma is growing a pumpkin patch in her back yard shes so cute
My brother\ I've literally been waiting all week to send you that hump day text . " Gosh I seriously love him , he's the best . ❤ "
my mom just told me to ucking shut the fuck up " hahahaha not in a mean way though ! "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I died when I thought of that
#WhyIDidntTextYouBack you responded with \ud83d��� " when I sent you a nudie . "
\He's half and half . you have one half , she has one half " " But I get the dick more " Lmfao "
That was way to easy , I was looking for a little drama LMAO
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ okay , just let me fire up my helicopter I have sitting in my backyard !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ yeah you to
That retweet was funny af
\My nipples could cut glass right now " "
I mean ... I'm ok if we have 2 hour delay tomorrow . That's really not a problem for me !
\ I hate those girls who grind all over each other intensely , I mean a quick twerk and go is okay " "
Just got invited to a wedding that's this Saturday and its 5 hours away .
Lol at the fact that christy got hit by a car and the lady blamed it on her
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ right after planning my own funeral
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ sends THE most hilarious snapchats ..
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ guys stop
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I swear you going to hell ....
Where was I on cloud 9 ?! \You were off in Lala land playing on the merry go round ! " #ThisNightThough & gt ; & gt ; & gt ; "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you spelled my name wrong ! I thought you knew me better than that !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ isn't that the same pic as your profile
Boo caught me sleepin _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_
Some of the people hating on me have tweet that got me in years tho !!
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ omg i had a girl in my class today that looked like you
I asked my mom what she would do if someone bought me a puppy for Christmas and she says \I'd be like what the fuck ""
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ is that due tomorrow ?
Brady just told us on the first day of school he accidentally ate his computer teachers lunch . #dying
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ this is the nastiest thing I've ever seen
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ she told you fuck you ?? NOW I REALLY LOVE YOUR MOM !!
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ what good movies on bro
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ yes , bc sinks are that big
LOL at this twitter fight . #SillyGirls
need some pretzel for that salt
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ dude it looks just like one . I think it is . Ter was cracking up
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ lmfao !!!! I'm so done that's hilarious it's ok we got him back ten times worse
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I got the one where you were eating the remote .
Tell me why 7/11 is crackin right now .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ did u have some issues ?
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ Okay I'm going to trust you that I don't want to know . Haha
My mood has been all over the place today
\Once you go black your gonna need a wheelchair " --- white chicks "
This kid singing Jingle Bells in a karaoke mic , she stops & amp ; says hank you , that's all for now on 98.9 " throws the mic down & amp ; walks away . "
she's my cherry pie _TWITTER-ENTITY_
In the chemistry class auditorium , Greg walked to the front of the class and acted like the professor . Everyone got quiet
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Oh god i love you already
\Tell me if he has my hippo on his bed ... And my underwear in his closest " "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ LOLOLOLOLOLOL you know me so well . I adore you .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ for that special someone
The weirdest shit happens to me & amp ; _TWITTER-ENTITY_
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ lmao idk I just remember running through the house with James lacrosse sticks
\I thought she was a lesbian " literally the BEST thing I have heard all day . "
\your friend looks like a horse and I'm hot " "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ not at all . I think about it everyday .
If your a girl and you can't quote my last tweet you didn't have a childhood good enough to continue livin . Js
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ lmao alright
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ seriously I feel the same way whenever I see yours
Sexpope501 *** #opps
#TalkLikeYourBesfriends OH GAWD NOO . _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ does that include on each other if it does that means we've had two more this week cough cough , the chair and the pen
I just realized how pathetic I am #lol
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ honestly your like cracking me up right now !
& amp ; work out every other day
I literally pigged out last night at tatums
Grandpa is wearing crocs
On the search for the hoes
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ is legitimately the funniest dude ever . Never laughed so hard during a stand up . #WMBC
So I might hold off until tomorrow
hey what's up guys this is Brayden I'm 13 years old I like drawing weed leaves on my binder I love swag and mountain deewwww _TWITTER-ENTITY_
I love the way this ump says strikeeee
Legit had to stop myself from bursting out laughing during that awful history quiz . \That was some bullshit . " _TWITTER-ENTITY_ "
My mom right now _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_
Lololol you are to thirsty
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I know him ! I'll put in a good word for you
currently in the process of making my mom an Instagram she can't wait to make one to add sunset pictures
UK fans care more about are loss then we do
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ nobody would care you can have your cute little group it's just that you name it the squad
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Davis to Ethan
Sled cole if his mom wear tight pants when she went running
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ did you get bad questions or something ?
“ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ : _TWITTER-ENTITY_ i thought you guys were the same person in 6th grade for months lol” right everyone was calling me Lydia
Some of Ed sheerans songs make no sense . #ILoveEd
Will two guys have a rap/singing war to win me over
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ on my way
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I swear I love you
mallory put it as ky
Hearing _TWITTER-ENTITY_ and _TWITTER-ENTITY_ Story's in wings had me fucked up
My moms the store manger wtf
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ OH MY GOD I forgot that !!!!
\Sometimes when I take my belt off I like to pretend that I've just caught a snake and I'm holding it by its tail . " I love Ben so much . "
The fact that _TWITTER-ENTITY_ thinks I can help her with calculus
I love the grinch way too much
Lol at these pics I'm sending Hannah
\You look awful " - _TWITTER-ENTITY_ talking to her beer bong "
My dad just asked me if it was shark week ( only some people will get this tweet )
Look who failed their psychology exam once again
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ omg yes absolutely !! we can like go for dinner and tell everyone our name is Kelly seriously though that's perfect !!!!
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I'm gonna spend the rest of my summer at the pool so I get even darker
How could anyone believe I had a boyfriend ?! Like forreal when's the last time you heard \Kaya has a boyfriend " like come on now "
My dad wants me to get a truck #yeahright
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ HAHAHA I love you too spongebob !!!!
Just got home and saw the #bruins and #penguins score . HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
listening to _TWITTER-ENTITY_ sing & lt ; & lt ; & lt ;
It's pretty sad when my mom doesn't even like you
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ I CANT EVEN YOU GUYS
Watching the mermaid show on discovery channel with Jada & amp ; she thinks it's amazing ! #MermaidWannaBe
Prom prom prom get the hell over yourself #girlbye ✌
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you should look .... lol . Might be very interesting !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ oh gosh lol
Everyone is wearing camouflage today it's like they all know _TWITTER-ENTITY_ is in Philly
Yay I have my own circle
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I'm getting picked at 10:30 . Yay mee
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ like how she can make them a butt , disappear , look like she actually has some ? Lmao lmao lmao ❤her face .
that was a waste of my battery
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ seriously though ! It irritates me
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ ahahahah
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ jeez there tamer
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ maybe someone will send us a 3x5 ..
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ GOOD LUCK HAVE FUN .
I mean when guys say Hey girl wanna hang out ? I just say , Do you play baseball ?? No . Nah I'm good ! #duces _TWITTER-ENTITY_
Lol laughing at all my riends " these days . Thanks for coming to my bonfire tonight guys "
Or don't text me
When your neighbors get in a huge screaming match and you can hear almost every word ..... maturity at its finest .
Booty call is on tv right now . I'm so happy
All of Erin's tweets from last night are killing me #fictionaldeaths
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I accidentally inhaled a bunch of water it was so scary hahaha
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ yep and sluts !
So many drunk parents here
My dad hasn't cut his hair in 6 moths because he wants to have low " "
I haven't since _TWITTER-ENTITY_ since 6pm last night and we live together , how the hell does this happen
hannah's blaming me for her hangover
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I'm guessing he snap chatted you
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ im glad u appreciated my j lub tweet
My mom is nosy as fuck , and for what reason ?
I had to sleep until 2 , take nick home , and go to melt . Oh the hardships in life . _TWITTER-ENTITY_
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you're shotttttt for your name and picture
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ have fun ! Im on page 100 and still have 50 to read
I have fantastic luck though .
And like one time .. I made a rap for her #og
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Your are a genius . I was debating on deleting him . Your idea is much better .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ like everytime you come over
This is really awkward I sent that snapchat video to the wrong person
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ did you see him do it ? What did he say ?
Eh , I'm feeling .... A salad ... Honestly tho !
SIKE I Have Lives To Save In The Morning
Everytime I go to Dairy Queen I always think of when _TWITTER-ENTITY_ dropped his pop all in the floor
When your best friend calls you from your nap to ask if you want her to bring you any food > & gt ; & gt ; _TWITTER-ENTITY_
Someone snapchat me _TWITTER-ENTITY_ lazysuperhero be my friend
Can't stop laughing _TWITTER-ENTITY_
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ probably because she hates you and just wanted to be flushed down the toilet
places to cross off of my sex bucket listholly hill motelKeansburg beach _TWITTER-ENTITY_
I bought mom an iPad case that has a section for the stylus because she always loses it . Now she can't find the iPad .
My mom this morning & gt ; & gt ; & gt ;
the things I've heard over spring break hahaha #weak
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ I know , good times . I miss those days
Yeah , I'm def getting some new friends
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahaha Ik !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I have no idea but I got a good kaugh
my tv has been on ESPN since Thursday
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ me
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ HAHAHAHA oh my god \Give me it , it's my turn !!! " "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ I was just with ryah and we watched a shit ton . They're so funny
\ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ : Screw boys , Roslyn loves me . " that's how I feel but my dog loves me . "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahaha joke of the year ! Good one Jacob !!!!
No matter what when hot guy is leaving Texas Roadhouse and my manager sprints to the front to see him my night is made ! #HilariousNight
“ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ : If my best friend hates you then guess what ? I hate you too ya nasty little whore” lol me and _TWITTER-ENTITY_ right now
My day has literally consisted of COD and food .
My dad tells us what he wants and what he wants to do for his Father's Day
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ : Looking through old ass pictures of us and everyone else on my computer and crackin ' up _TWITTER-ENTITY_
that tweet has me rollin '
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ she dropped it and a car ran over it
Ate a lunchable for breakfast . That college life tho .
Literally laughing so much rn
Someone text me #thirstytweet
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ LOL JUST A RISING STAR NO WORRIES I'LL BE AT THE TOP BEFORE YOU KNOW IT
I'm talking DICK IN A BOX
Only thing good about LSU is the students sections chants
I've gotta find a way to get to Payton's house
damn shit spreads fast #welcometohighschool
Sorry for all the pictures ..
Crying because he doesn't even know what that means
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ oh my gosh \give me a honk because you're just so got ! ""
The funny thing is all we've had to eat today is Wendy's .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ okay I didn't know that
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I have no clue
All while he was asleep .... I got a sudden burst of energy . I'm not always that productive
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ first off Benny is gonna be stealing out of Carla's purse to get my money secondly _TWITTER-ENTITY_ gonna lose his paycheck
- omg I love you ! and I missed you during basketball with your preaching ass but hopefully I do basketball this year
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ oh jeez , idk if I'm looking to do that hahha maybe one day ill make the transition into womanhood like you
When people ask me questions they know the answer to
my cover photo tho
\Peter , have you been drinking ? " " Not since I got out of the car . " #familyguy love it . "
I love my family _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ they'll miss donut day
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ or \you are my everything " "
Fuck I can't sleep on the right side of my head becuse of my earring
Hated by many , Loved by few
Why do I feel jealous
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ just stop ...
I watched my manager spill coffee all over the floor and she goes \mind yo business , it ain't yo floor " and walks away "
I just sent this emoji to _TWITTER-ENTITY_ ' s mom from her phone
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ i fuckin know im the slowest reader too so im fucked . Page 6 here i come
Brooke threatens to me with \Santa is watching " so I'll be good "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ lmao okay ? #weirdo
Still craving that smoothie from like 6 weeks ago
Me and this first sgt I was sitting next to passed out before the plane even left .. Proof military can fall asleep whenever wherever
Haha didnt realize I was watching the Spanish channel until the commercials came on #confused
Ryan text me & amp ; said \don't forget fishin pole & amp ; clothes " yeah bc I'm going to forget to get dressed or something ? "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahaha thank you
I came up stairs an my mom punched me and said \Two days ! " #SomeonesExcited "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I don't know why I randomly thought of this
Madea's Family Reunion is on
It's snowing just a bit in Philly .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ wtf ?! they don't even have a vine , so it's not like they could see this ! omg
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ You bout got busted
hot mother of pearl . _TWITTER-ENTITY_
My 70 something year old grandpa has a bunch of snap backs now . #what
Trapping is fun and all but then it takes 40 years to skin an animal
My brothers so confused .. He asked me what beer is made of then said , \I think I'm drinking bread . " "
I miss it already . The sleeping in . The late nights . I miss summer and it's I my been 3 days of school ..
i need to shit but im at home so i cant bc of plumbing problems that are my fault cant help my shit is big lol
MY GRANDMOTHER JUST SAID THAT IM A PRUDE & amp ; that she knows more than i do
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ sucks for you
I have a ratchet picture of Ali I feel like it would be too mean to post it lol
This girl blasting Christian music on my floor ...
My third block literally is the only reason I come to school
Airplane scene in bridesmaids & gt ; & gt ; & gt ; actually dying _TWITTER-ENTITY_
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ I wonder if I still hold the record after I scammed those little kids
Hating on other people who have made something of themselves ain't gonna help you . That's why we call bitches like you irrelevant✋
British Top Gear
“ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ i came to win , to fight , to conquer to thrive . I came to win to survive to prosper to rise.to fly . #fly ” _TWITTER-ENTITY_
Spit a whole thing of poprocks down the sink and now they're popping in the pipes
Danielle got a hickey from my cat
Lobster and shrimp
#backin7thgrade i was lookin rough af
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ avi > & gt ; & gt ; #hawt #finalsweek
anchorman was great
Erin slipped in the snow and feel on her ass
\ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ : _TWITTER-ENTITY_ just watched the entire video if us in the car . I regret nothing " omg . Yolo ♥ #missyousomuchwah "
I at least took ten pictures of Cameron on FaceTime with Oneida lmfao
Watching highschool musical 3 with Erin
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ idk that's pretty funny to me
I fucked up my grades this semester damnnnn
So we are at a nice candle lit dinner and my mom catches her jacket sleeve on fire
I love Jeff Lewis on Interior Therapy
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahaha he's the best
wow I have so much drama in my life let me just tweet about all of it #youreallpathetic
#3ReasonsToStandUp 1 . Get the remote 2 . Go pee 3 . Because you're the real slim shady #Pahahaha hope someone enjoys this as much as I did !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ id say so .
I think I'm the I it person who would actually be ecstatic to get a 69 on their exam I literally thought I got a 40 so I'm happy
\How do you talk black ? Like end every word with izzle ? " " It's talk back you idiot " #ModernFamily "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ this made me feels so much better haha
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ AHHHHH that was the funniest thing I've ever seen
Luca is the best volleyball player ive ever seen ...
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ just for justification
I love watching _TWITTER-ENTITY_ twerk
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ lol you scarred me
Grab the pop corn this is gonna be fun ...
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ lol why are we the struggle I lay on the floor like a snail 99% of the time
Awwww the love he has for her is so cute #Sub
My hair today
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ omgggg ! Yell _TWITTER-ENTITY_ them lmfaoooo
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ is literally flossing in the car
Still can't get over the baseball game me and _TWITTER-ENTITY_ played the other day .
Katelyn had a bitch phit so her mom cooked us food
I convinced _TWITTER-ENTITY_ that I was involved with a murder #DetroitThug
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ great bonding experience .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ mom laughing so hard when Melissa tells her I'm gonna get shot the first day I'm at Temple she obviously loves me
KK is getting disrespected by 8th graders ....
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ Kelsey looking good
giant guinea pigs .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ bahahaha !!
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ I can't stop watching this !!
Cecilia thought the twitter account _TWITTER-ENTITY_ was ladies with boners
thanks for giving out the wrong address _TWITTER-ENTITY_
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ I KNOW
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ one picture , so much meaning
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I don't live on may street . I live by Otis .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ yes it is
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ That . Was . Your . Best . Fucking . Tweet . So fucking funny
so many people know my Instagram password & amp ; they just give them self shoutouts idec
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ pretty much
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ like you or the idea of you BIG difference
I wore my ' Lady killers ' crew neck today . Lets just say , my kill streak is still at 0 .
I guess Robbie didn't pass his test ..
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ they crack me up all the time
My last google searches are all drug related
Tyler just made a mad dash to our Reese's Eggs stash and then fell on his escape out #sillyrabbit
\If you can't keep your baby quiet in public , I will punt it across the room " _TWITTER-ENTITY_ "
What the difference between a ginger & amp ; a toilet seat ? The toilet seat gets more ass
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ couldn't have said it better
It wouldn't be a typical morning at _TWITTER-ENTITY_ house if Deena didn't hop in bed with us
Omg _TWITTER-ENTITY_ face when I told her there is a third human centipede coming out > & gt ; & gt ;
Mom didn't like that picture I posted and said \well I guess it doesn't matter if everyone thinks you're a slut from hell " "
Soo were having a sleepover _TWITTER-ENTITY_ and just woke up to ifff ice cold water !! " #Ohh #TalkingInYourSleep ? "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ All I do is bitch
Waking through the parking lot and old head in his car said I look like Lebron James
The amount of pictures _TWITTER-ENTITY_ sends me of boys that I \love " makes me realize what a joke my life is "
When am I ever this nice y'all ? Send more numbers
yes new goodluck Charlie in an hour
it's weird how many people pick on me like ...
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ yes !!! Hahahaha how'd that happen !!!
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ the fact that you're watching the BET awards right now !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ so there's this weirdo going around telling awful jokes ? You know her ?!
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ uh why are you getting in trouble at school little boy ? Your principal just called me .
I convinced my dad to redo every room in our house
\It's a cross-run when I'm drivin '" "
I did the most dickhead thing and locked the bathroom door when my dad needed to use the bathroom and jumped out the window fuck u
Am I the only person who watches \Meet The Sloths " ? Yes ? Okay "
Honestly brush your teeth clean your ears and put some fucking deodorant on
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ yes we have !! in a weird way .
SHE MADE ME DO SUICIDES . HOW AM I SUPPSOED TO DO SUICIDES IN MY LITTLE ASS LIVING ROOM . I was running through the dinning room too .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I'll make sure to keep that in mind
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ last night
I completely forgot I have Judy
I've never seen something so fucking funny
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ a few years ago yes
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ was SOOOOOO drunk last night though !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ whenever you want it let me know bum .
I am literally dying at what I just told _TWITTER-ENTITY_ to tweet _TWITTER-ENTITY_ sexy ass
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ noo . A girl was playing the piano and the string snapped and a piece of wood stuck in her neck
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ CRYING
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ holy shit dude . It's Dairy Queen and wawa not dairy queens and wawas
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I . would . be . so . pissed .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Jesus . y'all some I'll people
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ story of my life . Like efff you and your cute relationship ..
When my sister thinks im gonna kill the spider in her room do it yourself .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Excuse me ? Did I ask you to speak ?
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ Gosh dang it
Just scared Jacob by sneezing lol craziest feeling ever !
sober cenex run ? at 1am #unusual _TWITTER-ENTITY_
Hahaha 2 chainz is in this episode of law & order
This dude on cops killed a 12 pack then drove into someone's house . White people for you .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ me ?
yaaa don't expect me to ever talk to you again ✋
Dang go off . Haha !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ OMG that could not have gotten better !
oh my god Bad Grandpa
We just saw a guy in a military uniform in wawa and my nephew stared at him in disbelief and said \is he a captain of a ship ? " "
waking up to a voicemail from mitch webster apologizing for calling me chlamydia _TWITTER-ENTITY_ I blame you hahah
I just prayed that I would learn to loge God as much as my bed . Thanks brain , you're a gem .
I can hear my neighbor outside my window running and laughing
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ who was it
I'm going gay \oh yeah cayla like that worked the first time " hahaha my friends > & gt ; & gt ; & gt ; & gt ; & gt ; "
Now it's safe so say I've had to call 911 at last 4 times in the past 2 years
He was just looking
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you agree
pretty sure the most frustrating thing this week was clapping . not RoadRace . not school .. trying to clap along with _TWITTER-ENTITY_ #imspecial
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you're messin right ??
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahahaha that sounds delightful I can't wait . You're the best dude
Seriously dying to these vines right now
Saying Serbian last names is so fun
Usually don't come home after school until close to6 . So coming straight home today has been weird af & I have no idea what to do with myself
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ just found that out ?
Let the Crosby hate tweets begin
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ no it's just hair lol you can do it !! I have red teal blue and pink hair dye already
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ still wanna give me your digits ?
It's people like _TWITTER-ENTITY_ that I don't even know that well but I could see us being really good friends
Baby shower today and I don't even the lady
I hate being alone in my house so much I've been sitting in my car for the past 30 minutes waiting on my mom to get home
I wish you two well ... I hope she learns to fake it and likes to drink a lot #shanrage
Christine is crazy
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Hahahahaha I was about crying when I saw this it looks literally exactly the same
My stomachs growling so loud lex has to yell to talk over it
Lol jk guyz that's not really my combination
Alan is trying to drink red bull .
Good first impression _TWITTER-ENTITY_ #foreveralone
I bet _TWITTER-ENTITY_ is nervous to do his hair tomorrow
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hi Alex you got karma for hitting me in the eye now you have a stye point and laugh
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ that's what the wall in my bathroom says !
Your avi looks like that lion off of Madagascar
Logan's tweets tonight I can't
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ That doesn't surprise me I need tinted windows
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I quit !
You look like a watermelon .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ yeah i wonder who
Just watched the video to mine and _TWITTER-ENTITY_ reaction when we saw _TWITTER-ENTITY_ priceless .
My mom just told me I was more mature in high school
Wait I don't drink
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ sends the greatest snapchats
Take that as nobody .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ lol I know
Is it okay for yogas to sag like jeans ? Cause mine do
I love Timehop
I just had a 10 minute conversation with Husser in Starbucks #lovehim
I could really use a doughnut .. Or two
If me and Daria didn't make any noises in our sleep trey would've left and we would have had his house to ourselves
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ that sentence is grammatically confusing af
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ okay il cheech yah back later
\JOHN TUCKER " MUST DIE "
I don't like you .
But he drives a nice car
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I'm not sure , but I'm pretty sure I conned a lot of people into buying me food . While you were passed out .
“ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ : I hope the weather isn't as awful as it is right now when I visit ohio Haven't driven in snow in 4 years”
This is crazy . Last time I tweeted about my countdown it was 71 days . Now , I only have 16 more days in this mother fucker !!!
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ is the only person in the world that will like a picture of the girl that talked about her to her best friend . I love you .
Pray for the walkersville players lmao I don't wanna hear an ambulance ha to go on the field and push all our players away
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ It's 4 in the afternoon ...
“ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ : Step Brothers too funny . I can watch this all day” me too I quote it .
Got my school computer back ! Time to play some pool ! #LJW LOL
The fact ppl keep telling me they said hi to me today when in fact they said hi to Emily thinking it was me ...
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahahahahahahaha omg . The emojis are my finishing touch I literally say that dad thing EVERY DAY
mmmm cute way to make ya teeth whiter than they really are
What I just sent Jaylynn
It is .
Brought home a sunrise sunset and didn't even touch it . Kids at my school would lick the 400 hallway floor for tsmoothie
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ don't forget to do your astronomy
Just committed social suicide and chased my eos egg all through the student union as it rolled outta my bag #soembarrassing
Last mothers day i got kicked out and had to live with steph for 3 days .. Wow this mothers day is so much different #thankgod
I'm dropping out and becoming a model . Oh wait I'm not pretty .
My step dad just had me stalk one of his new employees ...
Hahaha that tweet makes me laugh
Emma's high AF .
Why does he have a poodle ??
Please everyone go watch my vines
This new group me of the AC crew ... I can't
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ she does make some delicious sandwiches . Especially in her nightgown
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ \I can take you somewhere upscale . Like Applebee's " I'm dying "
Never been so happy to get a 76 in my life , than I was when I saw my Algebra regent grade after taking it like 4 times
My mom thinks Toni went back to Africa for Chrismas
Chelsea I'm not sub tweeting you .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ UHHH hello we got McDonald's in buffalo . Went 3 times in one day . And it ain't even that good ! we need help .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you have like one long hair on your chin
Lol I'm funny af , if we're not friends I feel bad for you
“ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ : #HabitsThatAreHardToBreak getting a text , looking at it , then not replying” me right now after receiving your text .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ bahahahaha miss you dog ! Hopefully you'll be at Palmer Fest ?
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ all I see is my mom ..
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Lmao that was a good one
When people say hat shit aint cute " randomly ... makes me laugh "
Santa's a fat bitch
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I hate you so much omg
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ The second half might be real ... but the first side has GOT to be photoshopped . I refuse to believe that this is real life .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ ain't go to QA warm up the tractor
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I know pretty sure she said something along the lines of \WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING " and " I'm surrounded by idiots . " "
Free napping class
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I mean , like having a boyfriend . #shutyourface .
plans are finalized already . oh the love .
only I would be sitting a car taking snapchat videos of me jamming out blasting music to have a family knock on the window asking if I'm ok
My dad's reaction to the game rn > & gt ;
I'm just waiting for Ty to text me back ...
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I was soo close to going off but I had to keep quiet cause I didn't think we needed a technical
Your so crazy ...
I'm actually debating whether or not to do that tomorrow
lol people in the group chat are asking who I am
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ oh my god ... How do you remember that ?!
All these old people just now making a Facebook
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ the only reason I tweeted it was for malboro
\Sooooo are you gonna use different spoons to mix the batter " _TWITTER-ENTITY_ #FUCKno "
✋ those are my faaaavorite emojis .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ we could play y'all with our 3rd string
Every time I talk to #oomf I take forever to reply because I don't wanna say something stupid .
4321 you scare me sometimes but you're pretty cool and no I will not sing for you
Cleaning the whole house just like I have been sucking up all weekend ... Lmao .
Ask me ask me ask me ask me nowwwww
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ it's about my educational philosophy
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ literally if anyone in the world knows , it's you
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ awe crap✋
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ we def have the same issue going on
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ she hit the counter underneath and miles they are motts apples they are real apples
You are a cocksucker
Sending snapchat videos of my Dick
Kyle just pulled on the side of a car saying ad bitches " and it was guys "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ post the picture !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ your so cute !
I guess you just take what you can get .
Was gonna fix that spelling but your already pissed
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ your tweets are very very accurate .
I love you Michael Kelso ! I love you too Jackie Onassis .
I could watch key and peele videos all day .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ of course not .
I think girls will stop lying about being good drivers when guys stop lying about what 8 inches really is ! #GirlCode
what andrew just texted me #wowfuckyou
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahahahahahaha I love you too girl
\my sister has been through a lot . " " of dick . " oh how I love the movie the breakup . "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ where the fuck u at I'll come to wherever you are , it's sad you're that big of a piece of shit you steal money from people
I swear Danville kids become more mature everyday
... My poor CRV is tellin me he's done with life . I mean shit , wouldn't you at 300,000 miles ?! LOL ✌️ #NeedaNewWhip
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ me right there
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Hey I've worked 6 , 7 , and 8 lately ! I only work 3 tonight
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ You upset ?
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ girl you were bare foot and tanner was grubbin lmfao
Shit that's awkward .........
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ who sings that
I love South Park #sofunny
I put 25 in one pasture and 2 in the other because those are my favorites .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ easy a
I wonder what would happen if you too a stop sign out with a bus ?
I think _TWITTER-ENTITY_ will regret making an ask
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I am girl .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ but its the best one we have
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you mad ?
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ good girl
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ then the random skunk only YOU saw and swerved to not hit it .........
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ ohhh thank god it's just mats head anything would be better than yours
The fact that _TWITTER-ENTITY_ is spooning his dog right now > & gt ; & gt ; & gt ; & gt ;
MOM SAID SHE WAS A REDNECK ! #dead
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ do do
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ fifty shades of fucking
Eating all Kay's candy while she gets drunk alone
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ agreed .
There's nothing that brings me more joy than playing the high pitched sound in class and seeing all the people freak out
I just realized that there's no forest rangers during the government shut down sweet
She's gonna kill me
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ is singing poetic justice in the shower
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahahaha please do
Last week at this time I was on a cruise and at an adult comedy show that aged me a good 4-5 years beyond where I was . #lololol ❤
Sittin back n watching someone shadow you is hilarious , but why ? ✋
You guys think you won . LOL
You all are fucking hypocrites ...
Glad to know my tattoos are a turn off .... don't hold back !!! Tell me how you really feel !
omg ppl are rly crazy
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ we are friends ..., I didn't know I had friends
I just noticed _TWITTER-ENTITY_ face on her avi .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ You kicked her
Literally died laughing at the snapchat _TWITTER-ENTITY_ sent me for a good 10 minutes
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ in the car one day
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ your picture ❤️
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ that killed me Chloe holy fuck
Zimmerman back in the news
That text I just sent ... Lol
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ ' s texts right now .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I think we all know who the most famous one is
talking to my dad about the time _TWITTER-ENTITY_ and i almost got arrested in new york .
I was gonna bring my little cousin to the park ... but then I saw my couch & amp ; it was love at first sight
My teacher tells me to use a website and it has nothing about my topic thanks
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ whoooo !! I think there's one 18 and older club in Reno
45/100 on my final exam giving me a 64% in the class ... I passed though right ?!
I left a whole other life behind me when I left myspace in tears
#TeamLuray ain't got shit on us though
Cracking up !!!!
Caleb just had runway show of his different ski hats .
I'm not even finished packing yet
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ I love you guys ! and you might want to make like a tree and leaf Macy !
Eminems old shit is so funny
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ is a bad bitch
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ aw thanks asap
We're so violent in finance _TWITTER-ENTITY_
The boys me and _TWITTER-ENTITY_ are tormenting at the lake
This girl snapped with those braided pigtails
Talking about old times w|gail ... #tb to when _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ & amp ; I snuck out my basement window ..
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ who ever said it was over
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you can't be surprised doe . He's an idiot
I wanna see the new justin bieber movie
I watch so much Disney stuff . And I'm okay with it ! ☺
I seriously love Meghan so much
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ lmao it's perfect right !?
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ fantasy makes you root for the wrong team gotta love it
Susan doesn't know how to send/take a picture on her phone
I'm a goofball ✌
my dad choked on pork at dinner and now he keeps saying uck pigs . fuck pork . " "
Tiaras just so dang funny✋
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ It was the highlight of my day lmao . You crack me up
\ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ : _TWITTER-ENTITY_ I was legit thinking the same exact thing when I drew your name lol . " haha great minds think alike "
\I can't get out of bed , these blankets have accepted me as one of their own and if I leave now I might lose their trust . " "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ & amp ; I need to have another lunch date sometime soon since we pretty much hate everyone else
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ They got in trouble but I still want to fight them .
WHy do our drawings suck so bad
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ when has that ever stopped you before ? #cougar
Got pulled over on bikes
I love hanging out with Kylie and Parker ..
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Yeah i know , i thought we had a common dislike ( jordyn ) so i thought maybe he'd be my friend #guessiwaswrong
Chelsea cries soooo much . #TeenMom2
Snapchat me so I know it's real
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I love when that shit happens !!!! One day they will learn !
Is today halloween ?
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Lmfao I just remembered we had a Convo about my future husband the other night
Flash makes me look ugly af
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ dude what about it just a pregnant hailey ..................
hieeee it does work
Oh the things Edna tells me
Land of the lost is funny as shit .
When you hear your brother next door baby talking to the dog
I got the notification _TWITTER-ENTITY_
i can only im again all the things i said to Cieara Monday _TWITTER-ENTITY_
I be playing too many games
It's sad when your boyfriend can count the amount of haircuts you've had since dating lmao _TWITTER-ENTITY_ BumLife !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ well kaceys phones broke so whenever she gets in touch with me
The amount of outfits brad paisley has gone through tonight is ridiculous
Don't read my message and not say anything back and then expect me to text you back . Noo .
Yeah lost interest in you fast
Should've put some change on the game with my daddy .. Would've been a win win for me
Barb just told me to eat oatmeal because \it'll put hair on your chest " UH WHAT "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Hahahaha ! She was like \Colby , you go with a random Marshall girl & amp ; I'll go with him ! ""
So if we don't get off school tomorrow then I'm just not going #effthat
Guess I need my rain boots and umbrella the first week of school like is it acceptable to skip class cause of rain like I did last year
“ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ : These girls on bad girls club were so excited to win 100 dollars broke bitches” I would be excited #brokebitchprobs
Finished that lumberjack #noleftovers
Nate almost crashed his car
That's why her hair is so big , it's full of secrets _TWITTER-ENTITY_ #meangirls
If you ever painted your room camo i would projectile vomit all over your walls wise words of _TWITTER-ENTITY_ #bitchstatus
This bitch thinks that this guy is gonna want her ass
looks like someone is jealous
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ nope . never doubted you
Lol Angie & amp ; I really had that guy thinking we were seriously sisters last night
The Wes welker old spice commercials > & gt ; & gt ;
Grandpa looks nicer than I thought he would ... and he is rockin his mullet I would have him any other way !
Tony Romo is a fucking pussy goodbye too there playoffs chance
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I'm smiling at the wall .. But I hate you guys .
Michonne has a thing for pretty cats !
I seriously just fell asleep on the bar .. I think joe was looking
They just flipped us off
Cannot believe you just said that what an idiot
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ they all jumped the border and got attacked by Canadian cops !!!!
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ ME LOVES YOU
My dad is such a fan girl watching bear grylls and his survivor show
When people K me & gt ; & gt ; & gt ; & gt ; & gt ; #makesmecrackup
Remember when _TWITTER-ENTITY_ choose Becky for her walk song at states
Never see a longboarder pissed off til you watch them wipeout
The pranks my family used to pull ' back in the day ' & gt ; & gt ; & gt ; & gt ; & gt ; & gt ; _TWITTER-ENTITY_ #simplebuthilarious
“ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ : _TWITTER-ENTITY_ DID YOU SEE HOW MUCH I WAS LAUGHING ?! I THINK IF I SMOKED MORE I WOULDN'T LAUGHED MYSELF INTO A COMA”
The good thing about being a finance major is there's almost no competition for classes
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ lmao that's was too funny
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ #icant a daily saying
glad I just spent $45 dollars on two bracelets in express
Just gave Bella a flamin hot cheeto
Why did I think it was the rapper Paul wall that died lmao
The things that _TWITTER-ENTITY_ tells me makes my night
All you guys want my third nipple
Am not a freak
It's 80 degrees here and I'm going to lay out in the sun after work while it's snowing and 20 degrees in Michigan . Have a snowball fight .
... Don't forget your snacks !
I'm glad honey boo boo is trashy and amusing .. It occupies my mind
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ definitely one of my favorites
I'm a pro at doing a front flip but fuck backflips ... I flip to close to the diving board and can't do a full flip
I'm downstairs and _TWITTER-ENTITY_ is upstairs and I can hear her yelling at the TV . The Packers must be losing
The anchorman >
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ of course I do charlee ( in the sad little voice I always say it in )
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahahaa Perfect
I rarely watch basketball but when I do I really get into it . Takes me back to my aau days . Lol #ladyvols
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ love the picture
How doesn't it ?
They didn't even last a day
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I'm gonna shoot it down . Break every finger and toe and bash your kneecaps . All with a toothbrush .
Emojis make the worldGo round ⏳0⃣9⃣🈸⛅☀✊✌✨
Y'all Michael look so sophisticated today !
They're def coming out true tonight too
The first time I ever tow anyone it had to be damion .. Hahah
I remember when i use to skate
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ better than shit
Not that she said dunk on you ,
Don't you hate when your body itches in a place you can't itch .. -Hannah Darmofal ⚽ #teambonding
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ holy shit is this about me in any way summer _TWITTER-ENTITY_
Ally's my fav
She can't see emojis
I looked like such a hot mess today
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ good lol I was just messin anyways
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ that's not the first time somebody's told me that
\damn baby let me bite that lip for you " _TWITTER-ENTITY_ "
my dog found Katie's stash of condoms and tore them all up #nosexforyou
Reading funny tweets during a cultural event is a bad idea
Lmao _TWITTER-ENTITY_ and _TWITTER-ENTITY_ are helping pass time in this boring class
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ oh my hell Nate
This kid just said he's been here for 2 years . What the fuck you still doing in reading 91
My boyfriend is such a goof ball ☺️
I have all my shoes just laying around my room ... I wonder what my moms gonna say when she walks in tomorrow
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ plot twist ur new roomie is louder than hell and is bffs with my neighbor and girl across the hall
Bobby is to funny ✋
When guys seek attention worse than girls ,
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ if you go it , flaunt it .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I promise that wasnt about about you
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ or puke a crossed the floor
Sarah's rules !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you wrong for that ! Lol
Like I said , ain't nobody scared of either of you two #sorrynotsorry ✋
The conversations me and _TWITTER-ENTITY_ have > & gt ; & gt ; & gt ;
\Jordan Godzilla Sullivan you stop that and you stop it now ! " #scrubs #dying "
Pot meet kettle oh the tweets I see
I like when people think they know me better than I do
mom : ll that matters in life is the impact you make on peoples ' lives " dad : " no all that matters in life is what kind of beer you drink ""
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Ice Cweam ?
cuddle puddles .. really ? _TWITTER-ENTITY_
I love my grandparents but if I had to live with them I'd probably commit suicide
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ but the Red Sox only won 7
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ What is Going on ? What Page ?
Singing music then my mom comes and tell me to shut the fuck up
I don't like this music video bound 2 ... I'm just confused ... Like I don't don't get it ... Lol
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you're dumb
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ kudos to the guys that can werk em though #hotdamn
Christina read my text and didn't text back .....
I'm about to get up and make myself breakfast I'm not waiting for Kayla to wake up
Momma Stoops loved getting on to us .
Finally home after that
I remember last year when my mailbox got exploded with a half stick lolol
\I love to twit " _TWITTER-ENTITY_ "
What would you do if I made that picture of us my header .... Hmmmm
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahahhahaha DEAD
uhh if I had only one dollar left to my name I'd prob get a McDouble - _TWITTER-ENTITY_
I love my friends , getting out of dance and seeing all of this > & gt ; & gt ;
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ runs away in mid convo
When Caitlyn accidently Brings home my laptop & amp ; leaves hers at my house I knew that would happen someday
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ it's catchy
But every now & amp ; then me & amp ; Chris raise hell . He's the wildest person I've ever met ❤ _TWITTER-ENTITY_
All these little girls are probably watching Hannah Montana on Disney right now and have no clue what she is like now .
Wait .. How did Brian griffin off family guy for ?
Don't worry Bryce , we can reserve a day to go with you
dont think I've laughed so hard
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ I got to the numbers and went to 20 then cut my phone off
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I'm coming to see you soon my cute little rodent
brendon just pushed Paige and she fell on her ass
I didn't realize I was singing loud until my dad came in and yelled at me
Bulls fans thinking Derrick Rose was the answer
I remember in 5th grade , _TWITTER-ENTITY_ and I said when we were 18 we were gonna go on Jerry Springer just so we could get our jerry beads lmao
And he's in a sink
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ ahah Ik all about the struggle been tryna quit weed for years now
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ for like a week
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ your tweets about the people in the dorms kill me
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I hope you have a bad night of sleep someday .. Ol ' favoriting my bad night of sleep tweet lookin ' girl ! kidding !!
My grandma keeps talking into her balloon animal
Lmao . I don't know why me and Jasmine stood out there and died laughing when we were about to get in trouble
What's sad was the man was the kernel in the army
Thank you Sarah for that muffin . _TWITTER-ENTITY_
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ that last retweet was outrageous
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you're lying right ?
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ omg stop overreacting
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ long story .
That would be correct
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Kinstle is German ? I tried looking it up but I didn't get any matches . I wish I could say it was a Christmas decoration .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Lmfao it was my myspace song ! I went on one day and got all of my playlist songs for throwbacks hahah
My life is a series of big laughable jokes
50 shades of grey might be the first chick flick guys want to take their girlfriends to see
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ lmao you already know . You're not thirsty just looking at the merchandise
My grandmother just said my bad in a text and used an emoji
Lol at how hard _TWITTER-ENTITY_ is laughing at this movie
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ lmfao I'm seriously dying over here #crying
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hah yeah we look so great lol
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ & gt ; & gt ; & gt ; & gt ; & gt ;
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ You constantly break the snapchat trust . So now I'm like _TWITTER-ENTITY_ and am constantly obsessed about my lighting and face
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ this should be interesting
Ill probably over think shit while sitting here trying to go to bed tho just me
pleeease just text each other
Remember when we all went to Wendy's & amp ; Bailey was being hilarious with the cash register lady ?
My life stays an awkward joke
last night was so funny
68 year old man calls cops because he finds a \home invader " in bed with his 22 year old wife , in the guest house ... OK "
Dying laughing by myself right now listening to the Baltbuster \H to the Izzo , that's some kind of Native American saying " _TWITTER-ENTITY_ "
I'm so funny _TWITTER-ENTITY_
of COURSE I get in the car & amp ; turn the radio on .. Thinkin Bout You is playing .
Everyone was so shit faced
Brewzer back talked Ashton
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ haram
someone left their socks in my dads truck from friday
Ur as smoooth as a Tennessee whiskey , Ur as sweeet as strawberry wine , Ur as waaarrmm as a glass of brandy #SweetDumplin _TWITTER-ENTITY_
I hate how freshman always comment on my insta pics like \ud83d��� " like bitch I know it's funny that's why I posted it . "
2nd dude to hang up on me in 1 day !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ and you care why ? Your not even playing as of right now at least I'm there for all of you doing it out of kindness
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ I would literally pay you . Don't let me down
\I thought you lived in like Canada ? " _TWITTER-ENTITY_ "
It's warm .. & amp ; cozy ...
One fat kid just called another fat kid at-so " "
She really got mad because I don't want to go swimming . Like can you not .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ she told me she wants me to get raped in prison
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahah I feel your pain worst week of your life ! I will do you a favor an kill all the other cheerleader then you'll be free
I was going to surprise _TWITTER-ENTITY_ at her game tomorrow ... too bad I couldn't keep the secret and told her .
Bitch I got it lyyyke daaaat BOOYA
Rachelle and prada racing to the french fry
I'm actually bored from doing nothing !
There's like 2 inches of water in it now
Not doing any of my homework fuck that
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ CLASSIC . Them hips don't lie .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ man me too .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ wow lol that's great
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ is this girl serious right now ?
Lol . high school drama .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ except mine actually was a burn
Awww there's a grandpa in my physics class and a guy who looks like my dad
We were too turnt in athletics today . _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahahaha she does
Forreal she has like 15
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ fan or tan
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I gotchu
I feel so special ..
3 hours later _TWITTER-ENTITY_ and I have finally finished making cupcakes and homemade frosting ! #struggs #BadCookProbz
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ omg haha
#tweetliketheoppositegender Guys shouldn't be making fun of us for tweeting about periods . Y'all don't even know what we go through
6 heath ur really nice and funny and pretty but suck at softball
what the fuck is _TWITTER-ENTITY_ tweeting right now
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ that awkward moment when mendez realizes he is dressed in his everyday clothes
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ Yeahhhh Yeahhh
It's delayed all that hype
Finally done Christmas shopping
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahahahahaha I was creeping on you and it accidentally did that
Regan parked in my grass
My dog humps everything in sight
Jadan and I's snaps right now
What's a European shoulder bag ?! _TWITTER-ENTITY_
No matter how tired I am , I just can't stop going out ✌
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ OHHHHH SHIIIIIT , I just died a little ✋
God did this . He have us light and then took it away
This show at Disney > & gt ; & gt ; & gt ; & gt ;
The new guy is freaking hilarious
I just scared the out of my mom
Wait aren't you 4 foot 11 though
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ omg Jaclyn and 12 rotations
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ just called me her slave ... What ...
Taking tuukka to the vet for the first time today ! Big boy !!
Nah this girl did not say she can't drink root beer or have a root beer lollipop because \she can't have alcohol " "
Was that _TWITTER-ENTITY_
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I'm cracking myself up right now
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ You're kid just said the word \shit " In her sleep . "
I think _TWITTER-ENTITY_ and I are bestfriends because we hate the same people .
We pull-up to the window and my mom yelled ... DO YOU HAVE A HORSE ?!! Wait , what ??.. #Wasted
Knowin people are subtweeting about each other
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ How's the bus ?!
Freezing cold ! Need a snuggle buddie !
youre so unreal .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Stick to the words on your spelling list .
My entire time líne is about how people love my vines
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ well you can come back anytime now
Oh yeah , she ran her life down the drain because of the \gnar squad " them moved away & amp ; became a crack whore ... hahaha "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I just laughed so hard at the snap chats you both just sent
There's an ad for on my Facebook timeline that says I should sign up to be the next Miss Illinois .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ nice profile pic !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I just said no Makenle that's stopping us from getting out faster .
Haha Liam just told Lori that she can't ride the snowmobile because she's too big and she will break it ! Lmao
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I haven't rode mine since like Memorial Day
Hahahaha why you wanna delete the tweet ?
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I had to watch that about five times before I even understood what he said
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ so funny !
And she has the nerve .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ I'm dying laughing at the two of them
Lol , y'all wonder why I can't fucking stand anyone
Natalie Longo doesn't know how to get to UE high school
Jessica is seriously drawing pictures of people on Instagram smh _TWITTER-ENTITY_
Driving rn is so scary
am I really playing \pass the shroom " with a mushroom "
Auburn the other day \I wanna go to mudfest " "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ that was a wrecking ball .
Disaster movie is on omg
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ seriously just made my night !!!
s/o _TWITTER-ENTITY_ you're hilarious , gorgeous and ilysm . hang soon babe ?
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ that's weird .......
lemme go to bed
Dad told me he was getting me a Lexus . LOL
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I told you something special earlier . Shhh .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ haha funniest shit ever
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ this is so great im flattered
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ I feel like Matt appreciates us but can't show it
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ oh . My . God .
I think I'm a wake Alex up and beat him at 2k again
Haha no one likes you so you should probably shut up !!
What did Giovanna Plowman say to the tampon at school ? I'll see you next period .
Cams dog got hair all over everything
Coming back to my room to this , this morning after last night lol
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ just thought id keep you up to date on my life lol
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you deserve it
Mom texts me bright and early telling me to get shit done . Pretty much guarantees today will be the LEAST PRODUCTIVE DAY OF MY LIFE .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you eat frosted flakes with a fork and knife ? #neck hehe I'm so funny #jokesss
Just had vanilla icecream topped with marshmallow fluff from Dairy Queen .. Tastes like childhood _TWITTER-ENTITY_
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I was soo confused
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ someone wants to play front hand backhand again jk
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ that's hilarious
Today at work I has to shoo a bird out of the store .
My cat is going to attack the shit out of the vet today .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ yeah that's true and shit iddk Hannah It probably won't even happen
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ no you guys are an exception
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ It's so pretty !
I do this weird dance thing when I'm happy .... I don't know . Just forget I said anything
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I know some of your girlfriend's family . #SmallWorld
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ dang ! you a hard core fan girl !
girls lay out for 5 hours and see still pale
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ please come to dodge , we need a nice day to lay out in the sun and get our tan on
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ & amp ; I are talking pure shit right now , but every word of it is 100% true .
I Do Not , I Will Not , I Can Not Care
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ except tiger on last whole
Tara's mom turned her phone off
Explain how you get a throw in and corner kick to _TWITTER-ENTITY_ #Rook hahahha
“ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ : S/O to _TWITTER-ENTITY_ for being decent at soccer & amp ; you're ugly and stupid ” I feel you
Why are we watching videos of Komodo dragons eating animals ? only in Saris's class
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I just died .
Conversations with Momma Sally are THEE best !!!
Holllllly downgrade at least get someone that's your type
Oh hell if you go to homecoming with someone it means nothing
GAG ME WITH A SPOON !
My mom doesn't get my jokes #imfunny
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ oh my gosh hahaha I love you !
This dudes the heat and I'm the cavs i feel real bad if he looses .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ haha it's true
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ ugh . At least we understand each other
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I like talking to things that don't talk back . They're better ☺️
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ OMG THAT IS SUCH A HILARIOUS MOVIE IN MY HEAD
my mom has me as Regina George in her phone
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ ill pray for you
Mine and _TWITTER-ENTITY_ ' s conversations & gt ; & gt ; & gt ; & gt ;
Actually laughing really hard at all of my deleted voicemails that I can now access
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ it happens to the best of us ☺️
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ it's never too far away or too hard to find
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ well it's n espn 3 so not everyone can watch it
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ HAHAHAHAHA thanks
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ you guys made my night
Bianca's mom is singing to Christmas music right now ..
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ texting Kellee and/or Matt or stuffing my face with food ?
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Got eemmmmm
Third time at the mall in less than 24 hours
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ this is great
#ThisOneTime we were all at Jaime's house playing this game , & amp ; Wyatt grabbed Brooke's boob then Jaime's mom asked what we were all doing
Eminem looks so buttered
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ LOVE YOU THOUGH
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ .. but ... he did !
Next period is always highlarious with Terrell and Kelly .
Lol I'm pretty sure this is my 100th time being late to math , and I still haven't gotten anything . ✌️
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ well that's not nice
This is better than Christmas
It's so funny that my friends freak out when they realize I love metal & amp ; getting into mosh pits . #lolol
I find it funny how people take me as a joke , and act like being bigger than me phases me . Think I'm acting tough when I'm defending myself
Remember when my mom called my brothers friend a cow yesterday
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ no , the answers .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahahaha that's too funny
Haha . no one wants you here !
Florida Georgia Line did a remix to Cruise with Nelly ..? Hahaha
My mom came up with my middle name by this creepy doll she had and left in the attic all the time . She is too sweet
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ McDonald's is always walking distance blood
50 cent got rejected by Erin Andrews .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Omg the green one with Santa ?!
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Hahaha That was great !! I miss you already too ! Please come back soon
If only _TWITTER-ENTITY_ didn't take 71528 million minutes to text me back . Hah❤
My little brother just tried to swing on me so I threw water on him now he's crying , I won
I am still amazed that on the original \The Little Mermaid " VHS case , there was a hidden penis . "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ you like at Chica
terrorists at the super bowl .. #yourdad _TWITTER-ENTITY_
So much fun tonight _TWITTER-ENTITY_
Hannah's mom just called her voluptuous
Hahahaha . Abby's alarm is going off . _TWITTER-ENTITY_
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Lol . You probably only do that shit to me .
Bitches !! ✋
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ It would not surprise me in the slightest .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ wild memories
Lowes guaranteed our toilet was uncloggable . Kasey made a liar out of them . boss
Omg Some Of These People Let They Children Leave The House Any Kind Of Way !
Why did I _TWITTER-ENTITY_ myself in that last tweet ?
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ A spider crawled up his pants and bit him
You make me laugh #alltalk #indirect
People who post those ask.fm things on twitter are thirsty for attention . Especially dudes
I'm thinking this will be happening again next week ? Anyone agree ? besides _TWITTER-ENTITY_ ctfu
“ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ : _TWITTER-ENTITY_ laugh is awesome I can hear her from a mile away ! ” so true tho
I'm so pumped the South Park movie is on right now
devon is so gay
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you are allowed to five back to the bag .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ is crackin my shit up today .
wonder if _TWITTER-ENTITY_ remembers when we rapped colt 45
everyone probably thinks me and riah are lesbo .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ the joy of science class
Officially finished one of my two summer reading books
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I have hit am all time low , clearly
god I hate ppl
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahahhahaa I'm trying to study right now but it's just not happenin between talking to the 2 of you I'm still dying
You've been dating 2 months and your in love ...... Just marry now damn
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ when he rolls across the ground , I'm pretty sure I die a little inside every time I watch it #hahaha
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Hahaha your jokes always make my day .
Lolol guys only though . Sorry ladies , I don't swing that way
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Wait who are you again ?
Fell asleep doing my homework and work up with my chemistry book on my face
Camping in Sarah's back yard
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ omg I'm dying
What's with everyone suddenly favoriting my picture of the pug rolls
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ tweets make VT games sooo much better #hokies
Done with stats/math for the rest of my life with a C+ and I could not be any happier to be done .
Thanksgiving isn't really a big deal , I eat all the time anyways
No one likes you . I hope you know that .
“ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ : my tweet wasn't really about you . but if the shoe fits , then lace that bitch up and wear it . ”
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ just drive home and saw a possum dead in the road
I bet the buckeyes lose #forrealtho
you have your boyfriend call me and threaten me ??? HAHAHAHA
Rachel knew what that was about
Yup that's what I figured
Identity Thief is seriously the best movie ever
I think I just favored like 50 tweets about going to school ? I'm still on break bitches ✌
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ The American people have deteriorated since his death ... he doesn't understand what I have to put up with . #jking
Rns . Someone asked about you the other day and I said \you would be .. " While referring to your age .. Then it me me you ARE that age "
Lol oh gosh ! These xfactor pictures & amp ; tweets
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ apparently there is an emoji dictionary
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ THE BLURRED OUT NAMES IM DONE
We're the Millers & gt ; & gt ; _TWITTER-ENTITY_
So my mom says \hey syd .. Wanna know where your remote is ? It's in the linen closet . I thought id take it since you take my makeup . " "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ text me links to it blades
I just noticed you guys took pictures on my phone _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_
I have a five minutes video of me in old navy ' being a mannequin . ' #howthecoolkidslive
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ I have no idea what you're talking about
i hate everyone that went to see Justin Bieber
I can't help but laugh when I look at that picture . He's so adorably funny . I can't .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ ha Liam stop it
Nothing says family bonding like watching a couple hours of Ridiculousness together
\Fuck the rainbow ""
Unprepared for the first day of exams ✌
440 lbs guy has sex for the first time and sent the girl flying through the wall
Drake bell posts a picture of oysters an a jb fan goes \you're ugly and have no fans " "
Alyssa is actually spitting blueberries out the window while I'm driving _TWITTER-ENTITY_
My family is a bunch of angry elfs
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ I'm gorgeous !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ right now ...
Aaron just dropped his toothbrush in the toilet
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahahahahahahaa I'm stupid
Did Drake pay for his wings ? _TWITTER-ENTITY_ cause I spend enough money in there to own this place at least I could get an extra roll #lol
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahaha I got an a
Wow haha some people just never grow up ...
It's not even like that for me , but it doesn't help my sleeping problems out any that's for sure
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ IM WATCHING TV AND THERE WAS A COMMERCIAL FOR LIVE LINKS
I'm trying to go to sleep and my mom walks & amp ; in says \I bought grapes and bananas and I can't fine them . Do you believe that ? " what okay ?? "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ ok , it is sad though that I was the only one to do this for a stranger . What has America come to ?
Guise . What day is it today ? HUMP DAAAAY ! _TWITTER-ENTITY_
When a guys calls Kaci white chocolate
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I'm making the guy in front of my hold my hand my wedges are 5 inches
I'm gonna make you love meeee , yes I will
Forgot to eat today ... I think about shit way too much
\He's sponsored ?? Like a drug sponsor ??!! " _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Lol I know ! I'll say hi next time
Watchin Blow . What an eventful saturday
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ the more times it loops the funnier it gets
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahahahah omg i just laughed so hard I got a cramp
There's things you don't even know about your girlfriend but ill let you find them out yourself
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ that's what Sydney said
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ oh I'm not bothered cuz I freindzoned you first
0228 : We've hung out like once it twice and I used to have a little crush on you lololol and we haven't talked in like 3 months ..
That means I get to be zone 1 right ? - _TWITTER-ENTITY_ ❤
I graduated a year ago , and they still never sent me a diploma ..... what ?
Hi I'm Tom . lmfao
I take ratchet snap chats .
Dan : she's probably one of those sorority girls . Me : I could fuck the sorority right out if her .
If Channing Tatum told me he'd marry me if I lost 10 pds I'd be on that shit and best believe I'd lose 10 pds . Quick . #mykindofmotivation
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahaha I know , Im pretty sure we had this conversation last time I called you a thug or something
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ oh come on . That's how everyone's dressing these days
This bitch hates me
Lol _TWITTER-ENTITY_ Alex Harr having a crush on nicole #truelove
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ did you know that's Kara Hansen from school
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ probs the same thing
My dad hates me
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ omg how funny !!!!
I really have lost hope in all guys tho like just save the bullshit and both of our time ✋
\Excuse me , do you know where the crapper is ? I gotta drop a load of timber " hahahahaha omg "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ dude that is sick
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ this made me laugh
getting pulled over and the cop asks my dad if he's the kingfisher sheriff ...... my dad said \is this a joke ? " hahahaha #Warning "
The fact that I've never liked a & m and never will makes me laugh
My moms trying to set me up with the hot lawn guy . I'm crying
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Lmao or remember me watching _TWITTER-ENTITY_
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ anyway who's driving
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ me and max will
When I drive home later at night , and I'm really tired , I wonder how many red lights I run ??? Hahah
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Same here ! I remember us explaining what it all meant to _TWITTER-ENTITY_ and _TWITTER-ENTITY_ in Petey's class . #goodtimes
The same fat chick flips out on me every time I see her .. and I have no idea why Shove another burger down your throat and shut up bitch
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ #
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ nice story Britt
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I would have to say no on that one
Good thing _TWITTER-ENTITY_ didn't come shopping with us .. We decided to stop at Bobs for breakfast
Some of the shit _TWITTER-ENTITY_ says
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ EXACTLY OMG !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ welch , your pussy
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Colby stone
Dang I've never seen Emma tweet so much ..
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I mean they do it has to be over a 100 dollar purchase though so technically it's catering
James Franco's Instagram selfies are the best . He's so deadass about everything .
Hey guys , I'm bouta make a weekly video blog called iDarra ... Make sure to check it out & amp ; subscribe ...
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I for got to tag you guys _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_
\ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ : _TWITTER-ENTITY_ natural color is all that counts " Well then yes , we are your go to girls ! "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I probably would've been freaking out !! Hahaha
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ maybe she'll let me cuz ill just say you got it so I should def be allowed to
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ i think it was level 31 but i finally conquered it
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ lol doesn't everybody
\Being that you're a Big Cat , do you love or hate birds ? " " .. I should hate them .. " #Ridiculousness "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ true true !! Look at us getting out
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ he looks so little
I feel like I've learned SO MUCH zoology between the classes & amp ; how much Animal Planet Jake watches every day ... Lmfao
Runs in to bush going down Windom mountain on a sled _TWITTER-ENTITY_
Fucked my last tweet
\I don't say the r word cause I have family members that are retarded " #okay "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ decent , but coach messed it up once again there's like a 99% I'm goin to achs next year to hoop though
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ what about Adam
This kid is too muchhhh showin me his Sperrys n his new hair style n his watch . Givin me the run down of his whole outfit
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ exactly !
How much attention does one person need like seriously lol
I love the \I'm just saying " over the stove haha ... didn't notice that first time I saw this episode . #LongIslandMedium _TWITTER-ENTITY_ "
Ohh well no big deal people will just mistake my legs as bear legs
\I'm leaving tomorrow , I want to spend my last night with you . " Really ? How many other girls did you say that to ? #JustStop ✋ "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ omg I'm actually laughing
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ oh jeeze ! I love combat training ! It makes me feel so good about myself but I really want to play now !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ and some of the ugly jawns play ball
Elma brings out the best in us
Momma will get on someone's ass if they call me josh .
Woke up next to Katie's roommate #nicetomeetyou
I make the best best friend
I hope you enjoyed that king cake today _TWITTER-ENTITY_
That just happened .
I have the best snapchats of _TWITTER-ENTITY_
weird I was with him Friday and told me he doesn't even talk to her anymore
\We're actors , we pretend to be hard ! " "
Hahah it gets better . My ankle
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ remember when that black cat ran in front of my car and you FREAKED out ? #comehome
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Oh god
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ we'll have everything we've always wanted ! Our dreams will come true
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ thanx ill take that as a compliment
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ keeps waking up and saying the most random shit . I'm dying over here .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ everyone just talks in Boston accents for the night ?
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you should probably stop retweeting those
just tried on an old gymnastics leo
Amazing moment when ..... _TWITTER-ENTITY_ gets my special text like 1.000000 seconds ago .
Watched a movie in first period
I keep referring to this guy as my oyfriend " and my is telling me I'm a " crazy stalker " ... Silly adult he just doesn't know yet . "
I swear I go to sleep earlier on weekends than I do during the week ...
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ go to Wendy's or Taco Bell it will be the best good u have had in ur life
Do not ask me for directions .
So today my chemistry lab teacher told the class that cations like \whore around " "
how did everyone know about us getting stuck in the elevator so fast ?
“ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ : Everyone is carving pumpkins and stuff w their boyfriend and I'm just at home without a pumpkin or a boyfriend ”
Why are these people my friends _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ drinking over a video chat ?
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ is cracking me up with her stories . She hates the CSU band flute players
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ turn off the lights , TURN OFF THE LIGHTS !
Shoutout to everyone on the band wagon tonight
I'm doing horizontal running #fatamy _TWITTER-ENTITY_ #FavoriteMovieEver
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ ohh I was like this dude has to be crazy !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ that shit was crazy lol ... Like it literally just ended like an hour ago ...
That picture Kristin sent me had me weak
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ LOL !!! I know I was the one that gave it away at the end because I couldn't stop laughing
My new header tho
Sending a really weird snapchat to the wrong person I don't even talk to that person
My manager loves me she's like have the night off and rave
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ did I put a X In front of bestfriend ?? My mistake And oh no .. Your not leaving me tomorrow can't handle it without you
Kenzie Palmer just broke a mirror with her ugly face ....
The stuff halie & amp ; steph are sending me right now & gt ; & gt ; #dying #catsmeow
I'm glad I can make completely inappropriate jokes in public to random people and my best friends are the only ones that get it
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ literally I'm cracking up .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ really ?!
The amount of drunk people here
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ omg you're the shit
New twitter name . Hahahhah
His entire family hates you
Some of these freshmen advice tweets are too funny but also true
Why are Katie and Alexa talking about that
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ * Nicer Butt
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ lmao of course I will write please return to Brittany Bommarito on your hand
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ the movie irds " LMAO !!! "
Well my dad still ain't back from his bike ride ! He's goin to get rained on
I'll take \The Good Girl " over " Smashed the Homies " ANY DAY !!!! "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ Blake , wtfuck is your picture ?!
Lord this accent has got to go
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Yup ! That one looks like it'll cost around $100
In the middle of nowhere ... Milton
This guy is in a hospital gown walking down Yale & amp ; a helicopter is looking for him & amp ; the saint Francis security came any got him
Recently discovered #Vine and I'm pretty convinced it's the funniest thing I've seen in a long time !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ and that toilet
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ dawg I say the funniest shit ever , flat out !
Pretty sure I'm on Jesse's nerves tonight .. But i think im hilarious so I'm gonna keep doing it
So how about me and _TWITTER-ENTITY_ sitting on the kitchen floor forever last night talking about random crap ?
Hey moo moo✋✋
Why do we have family push-up contest at home rn
This is why I don't hangout with him anymore
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ i actually laughed hard when i saw you hit the ball
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ ummm .... Do u have a basketball schedule I was suppose to get one from Rodney but I forgot about that too ! whoops
\My wife's the only one who gets to twist these man titties ! " #benchwarmers "
Coaches on twitter
I think it's so funny when people call me weenie
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ wish I was spooning with your bitch ass all night long again #IDigsIDigs
The amount of subtweeting going on right now is hilarious
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ ya I think its pretty clever lol its like C3PO from starwars but its reilly3PO lol
Sleep ? What's that ??
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ : ' Have you ever thought which one of your parents are the biggest loser ? '
\Look what Jesus did , look what Jesus did ! " #TED "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ obviously you added him because he's so good looking and has a big thing
This would happen to me
She don't know just how terrible I really am
It's only Thursday and I've completely lost it !
why can I hear Taeja facetiming people while she's in the shower .
Put me in summer and I'll be a .... ( looks at puddle ) happy snowman !!!!!! ❄️⛄️ _TWITTER-ENTITY_
Haley : t senior week we're stealing moped " #wtf "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ haha it's a great workout
When me and _TWITTER-ENTITY_ are sitting in the back of _TWITTER-ENTITY_ car with a random kid who wouldn't stop dancing
My last tweet was real stonerish
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahahahaha omg I know they're changing me
I always send _TWITTER-ENTITY_ pictures of me with food in my mouth
( 858 At least he finally released me from his spooning oven of death ... _TWITTER-ENTITY_ #thisisourlives #hahahaha
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ it's not a bandwagon thing jerk ... this is my new lifestyle
Cutting people off is too easy
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I just died
So _TWITTER-ENTITY_ drove away yelling cunt at her .
I think every little damn thing is funny .
Everyone watch _TWITTER-ENTITY_ snapchat story
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ it's not that hard . You're so gullible
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ she talks about you nonstop to the point where I can't take it anymore . so please . I'm begging you .
But you're not #dontflatteryourselfhoney
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ haha
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ hotttttiieeeeeeeeee
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ aww you guys are so cute #thirdwheelevenontwitter #fuckyeah
\we don't love these hoes " "
On a real note . I now have four closets to choose from .. #livingwithyourbestfriends
\You're too tall , you can't be big spoon " fml "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ well there's someone
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ and this bitch was not cute ! Lol .
When Kenzie and Rex take turns tweeting about eachother
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I see why you needed your charger back then !
That awkward moment when you try to use your desk as the trackpad to your laptop and wonder why it's frozen .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I think I know who this is about
But _TWITTER-ENTITY_ just made my night by telling me that
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ jealousy is a horrible trait to have ... To go on someone's show and act a fool ? She needs to find her truth .
You were my friend and you're getting with my ex .? Have fun with those seconds .
Am I seriously watching a an episode of guy code about boners at 4:30 am !?
LMAO KYLE THINKS SHE MADE UP THE DANCE TO GAS PEDAL _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_
Kaitlyn can send a snapchat but not text me back i see you .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I'll leave that to you . He'd be so pissed at me .
I love blue mountain state
Destani is bad
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ haha I can't see you driven it
zoë laughs at her own face
The good thing about giving Franky a bath is that he can't jump out of the tub .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ omg can't track dat
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ chilly in the gym today #CloudSpotted ☁
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ no wonder u have to do the count today cuz ur best buddy pat is working
She's fucking the crew
Omg your reaction was priceless
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ that's you when you sit up in the middle of the night and scream \ DO YOU HAVE ANY MULCH ?! " "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ OH YEAH
On chopped they are using Spongebob music
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ not Sydney
The smallest guys have the biggest trucks #youreintimidating
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahaha hurry home boo
It's hump day everyone ! _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Matt said no to you
He only does it for merefused to do it for my mom
Thank you _TWITTER-ENTITY_ for informing me of tonight's event
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ so true !!!
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ remember the awkward moment we see each other there then we seen the other person there ahah
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ ..... OMG Molly lol smh
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ that's awesome I did the same thing yesterday
Lolol see no one else agrees with my tweet cuz you're all too depressed to see the reasoning in it
Trying to get désean butler to play moos with us
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Like her voice is all fucked up
All I hear is \die mother fucker ! " Hahahahaha my sister is playing playstation . #dying "
The text Kadie just sent me & gt ; & gt ; & gt ; #whoops
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ we're so fucking clever .
Alot of girls are thirsty for Devon and I'm over here like yeah he's mine
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I'm just letting you know
The State Farm commercials with Aaron Rodgers & gt ; & gt ; & gt ;
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ go hard or go home
My dad right now #cantstoplaughing
Just talked to Mr Semler hammered at Volleys that man is my hero _TWITTER-ENTITY_
But did my cousin really just apply for Amazing Race Canada ? _TWITTER-ENTITY_
Why are all of my friends attractive ? Like every single one of my friends is good looking . . And than there's me
How many other lies would you like to tell me
This dude is so high he put fruit loops on his pizza ... I'm done
laughing for days over how stupid you are
This is why boys aren't allowed to my house
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ it's a song
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Well I'm not sitting ... I'm in the pit STANDING around the electric mountain .
My brothers goes up for communion and forgot what to say once he receives the bread and says \I have a really bad memory " "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ this had me dieing !
Tomorrow we should have a school wide skip day . That would be the shit . We would be all over the News ! Anyone down !?
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ better chill with that Avi
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ on our way home we were making jokes about you cause we passed you as soon as we left and I figured you'd get mad and speed up
Couldn't even look at my phone when I sent that ....
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ still whoop that ass tho
HAHAHAHA talking to my gma on the phone when she's hungover
Just saw highlights of the nuggets game last night they violated Dwight
me and maddie have spent every weekend together for the last month and a half
Morgan's rapping is on point tonight _TWITTER-ENTITY_
I need two little sweaters for my nuts they are freezing hahaha the things 4th graders say
\ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ : I fucking love Randall . "" i know baby . I know . "
Subtweeting > & gt ; It's so fun .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ oh gosh Andrew , I'm soooo scared .
Just watched Alyssa completely eat it in the middle of the street
\The crush and obsession line lies somewhere in the middle of the scarf you're knitting for them " "
Don't know what to say back to that do ya ? #idiot
Wen my mom walks in on me .... Shaving Levi's face !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Congratulations ! Now you can get me a ride around the SQUARE
My neighborhood is the best in norwell _TWITTER-ENTITY_
This is proof that everything Eric says to me goes in one ear and out the other ..
Justin Bieber's slowing turning into a new Miley Cyrus
Sometimes I feel as if girls say some of the things they do bc they think boys will like them .. No #youredumb
#justinbieberSNL if you get shot in the butt with an arrow , it ain't Cupid . There's an hobo across the street with a cross now _TWITTER-ENTITY_
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ could really go for some vinegar , crackers & amp ; cheese dip/mustard , and some pizza rolls .. Do you know anyone who can hook me up ?
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ haha yah she was looking for it in the ocean
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Oopsies . I just like to know what you've been doing and who you're talking to
I think the creeps come out at night . #gymprobz _TWITTER-ENTITY_
\ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ : I really do think its Matt's fault when I get put in twitter jail ""
JIMMY CRETEN WAS MR KANSAS .. Wut ? Hope's parents are too famous
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ got that Afro .
My nana said , \hashtag spooky " "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ the least you can do is take me out for dinner . I like to be wined and dined before I'm FUCKED
so to _TWITTER-ENTITY_ for rollin with me since our ugly freshman days✌️ but I don't really know where I'd be without you ily girl
Actually scratch that , I'm still going through one
Most bitches who represent the Jesus cross are the ones who need it the most .
Seeing him down grade > & gt ; & gt ; & gt ; & gt ;
One of these nights I'm gonna go run…I've contemplated it for awhile and I acctually wanna do it and see how long I last
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ putting on all of Colby's clothes !
You're so full of yourself and you're not even pretty
Sanchez picking up right where he left off
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahahaha . I'm dying .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ he's a good boy ! #oopsonthewronghousetho
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ no but I sent him that emoji and switched it because someone took it
the fact tht people are making an account of me
I wish more than anything love was real but sucks to suck
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I'm not some dumbie . Duh . I know you ain't blind . And dude I'm not being mean ! I'm just a friend Tryin to help you get help
Not gonna lie though-I envision all the people in Exodus as the characters in The Prince of Egypt #favchildhoodmovie
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ maybe me _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ and _TWITTER-ENTITY_ should have went with you
I am so exhausted today !! Maybe too much pool/sun yesterday !! _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I was literally so close to pissing myself that was so funny holy shit , she got like all hyped up for nothing
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ nah but I'm sure we can befriend someone on campus who does
Sundays my new favourite day of the week
My favorite most funny moments ever with _TWITTER-ENTITY_ I never get on tape
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ do it you won't
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I want a hamster soooooo bad lol
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ yup ....
I'm smoking out of an apple than idk
I'll eat healthy for like a week then go to junk food for a few days , then to healthy food . Same with working out . Good plan .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ your header I love you Avery
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ better you than me
Every time I come to my moms job I just fall asleep in her office
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ Did
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ , I love you .
\Put your 110 SPF sunscreen on and shut up . " _TWITTER-ENTITY_ "
I got joookes
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ yep lol I knew I didn't some of my contacts . But I texted you off my old old number and you we're mean
#sexiesttweets my butt hole itches
My teacher just said tech nasty
I just had a dream that Miley and I were best friends
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ yes we need to hang out , okay ? you me and carson like the good ol days
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ wait till you see my hair
This Jake kid right now & gt ;
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I was trying to save you from Margaret
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ haha definitely not !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ he isn't sweet like this all the time
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ lol ! Maybe
Just because I stick up for someone that doesn't make me a " year old hoe "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ have fun twerking
I have a hunch that was a sub tweet .
jenna youre an ass
My phone is my BFF when I'm on a elevator #awks
The Buick lacrosse commercial & gt ; & gt ; & gt ;
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I will too
I just woke up from a dream laughing HAHAHAHA what is life
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you can relate ! Lol Jk
Any single bitch wanting to fuck hmu !
What the fuck is wrong with people at nccc ...?
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ yea it's my favorite too but they're so annoying I see them every season I know what happens in fall
Noah just told me that I'm hot .. Thanks I'm glad you at least think so
Apparently we're cunts now lololol
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ reaction to my snapchats always & gt ; & gt ; & gt ; & gt ; & gt ; & gt ; & gt ; & gt ; & gt ; & gt ; #Priceless
Someone text me because I'm not getting any sleep tonight
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ \I mean , it was total craziness , like #berzerk craziness ! " Haha ! "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ FUNNIEST THING IVE EVER SEEN
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ it's okay , I miss you too
I know some of these words
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ tonight ... burrito , pad Thai , then burrito again . Plus throwing pop at chad and I .
Well can someone say downgrade ?
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ its his eighbor ""
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ then it's extra soft tonight
laken got lost cause she's retarded got to see three good friends today tho _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ nobody knows I bet Haiden does
This snap chats I keep getting
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ we should just run inside on treadmills with the a/c on
I love listening to the comments my dad makes when the Red Wing's game is on . #dying
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ like a said you a crack head
\This is a cliff and I'm just crawling off of it .. " - _TWITTER-ENTITY_ "
You don't even know how happy it makes me that all the girls that harassed me in high school are now either fat or pregnant #Karmasabitch
Will you go to porn with me
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ oh ! Because i drink with you , nonsense
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ imagine having to get up at 745 tomorrow , my life's gonna be rough
Truth be told I miss you ... And truth be told I'm lying .
My friends pic to me in my last tweet is so funny ! The caption is what he text said
my mom got pissed off because she ran out of keeping up with the kardashians episodes on Netflix
Lol _TWITTER-ENTITY_ is eating popcorn by herself on a Friday night !!
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ your a freak
I been saying that since day 1
Bekki , Sarah and Alexis are too fucking funny omg
So I'm brushing my teeth and All I see is rossella run in the bathroom and puke that was literally tooo funny
Scary Movie is some funny stuff
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ yo ask ? Or them elbows
People kept yelling at my because I use my phone to much
HAHAHAHAHAH . that is funny .
One of my teachers put that somebody messaged her that they worked on an assignment for 4 hours a day all this week #noonecares
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ lol yeah . But I spent a lot of time by the border when I was like 3-4 so maybe that's why #teachthemyoung
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ OH MY GOD best thing ever !!!
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ I didn't even notice it
I won by 1 point #LetGooooooo #ChampionshipGameNextWeek
Atleast with this rain , my cars finally getting washed .
In his sleep , Jon just stated , \I ain't never heard a submarine go off on a battleship , " in the most hillbilly voice I've ever heard . "
Whenever I wanna hide at work I throw a dip in and take a
Well we know who isn't gonna win ... The people who ruined those songs .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I love you Carson .
Me and aubrey are so freeking wierd together !
you're chill as fuck and funny but I hope your doing good in college bro !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ we're about that life
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Jonas brothers . I'm burning up for you baby
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ HAHAHAHA true
My niece said shes not going to the movies with me anymore cause her boyfriend wants to go instead ✋
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ even better
Marshal Henderson is butt
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Hahahahahahha omg !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ \you're very attractive but you're like family " . Does anybody remember this ? "
\I've poisoned people , I've shot them , I stabbed my last boyfriend in front of his mother " "
I guess I can't tweet without people accusing me of tweeting about them !
How do you like black women if you're afraid of the dark ! -Yolanda _TWITTER-ENTITY_
“ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ : I was playing the Skyrim soundtrack at work and a cute girl recognized it and I got an instant boner . ” This made me lol
\Tables are for glasses ..... not assholes " I'm dying . "
“ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ : Lol at my loner status wait for Lexie to get out of the tanning bed ” i hope she burns her face more
Then _TWITTER-ENTITY_ asked me if I was allowed to smoke brb let me ask mom .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ name in my phone is gay sunflower
The fact that you are getting back together with her , is the funniest thing I have EVER heard in my entire life
Haha people who subtweet are beyond pathetic
You're such a joke Last time I fall for that one , & amp ; you✌️-
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ she's she best
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ First one to check
\Ayla are you gonna wear your cowboys hat ? ""
Hahahah modern family kills me
“ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ : Girls will stop lying about being good drivers when guys stop acting like they know what 8 inches really is #girlcode ”
I love that I know exactly what Tom is talking about
Friends with benefits is such a good movie ! ❤
My dad just called someone fugly ...
a guy tried hitting on my mom , and he said \you're better in the light " , but how she heard it " you're bigger in the light " #DumDum "
“ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ : Just saw a few pairs of boobs and didn't look away . Sorry I'm not sorry”
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ fuck it , even if I'm not with him , I promise she won't be either
Everyone I pass a mirror I'm like who is that girl with the purple hair
LOLing at the fact that I woke up on the floor this morning right next to my bed
#PerksOfDatingMe I guess there is none that's why I'm single
I think I might throw up after what _TWITTER-ENTITY_ sent me
I just hardcore stalked someone on here . I need to stop .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ actually my mom washed mine that I only wore for 2 days . Lindsay ' hasn't washed hers for bout 5 damn days
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ cutest thing I can't even take it she just got a brain freeze and sat there for a second she looked so confused omg
“ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ : \Someone just commented in Spanish . It's probably not Spanish but it looks like it . " ” Nooo idea what I was talking about "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you don't even know I'm a total BA
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ You 2 are killing me !!!! This is hilarious .
I think it is so funny how everything between me and you is a competition . Too bad I always win with out even having to try .
when people talk shit on the steelers all i gotta say is \six superbowls " "
Why try ?
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ were not friends lets get this straight .... Jk
Omg I did not just see that
sitting in pizzeria and _TWITTER-ENTITY_ goes \Guys I only have 4+ now " #nerdd "
Me and _TWITTER-ENTITY_ are so rude
\He needs to frolic in the green hills of Ireland " _TWITTER-ENTITY_ "
Standing next to _TWITTER-ENTITY_ during a rival game is an interesting and very loud experience Love ya Er
They been dating since October this been going on for 3 MONTHS .. That botch dumb
My dad's hooked on Revenge just like me
Remember how hype we would get over high school musical miss those days
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ WHEN WE ALL HANG OUT , I WILL MAKE EGGS
Every time I see a vine with the little boy who says \hello mother fucker " I die "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ kind of embarrassed to admit she's my friend
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ yes most likely . i got it at meijer but you dont have that so probably a grocery store or anything
I wish _TWITTER-ENTITY_ had an iPhone
Tymarra is probably my favorite person to snapchat right now
Conversation in my grandmas kitchen about weed
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ As the white people say !!!!! Holllllerrrrrrrrrrr !
“It's super easy to get over being dumped when you're literally on a date with someone else . \ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ I love this . "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ You guys are so cute ...
You are so lovely _TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahaha
The video _TWITTER-ENTITY_ just sent me & gt ; & gt ; & gt ;
Beastie Boys remind me of when me and _TWITTER-ENTITY_ use to listen to them all the time when we were kids
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ bahahahahahahahaha big Dave is such a retard
My boyfriend and I are so nice to each other he's seriously my best friend
The beginning of that Grown Ups 2 trailer commercial .
HAHAHHA YES THEY LET US OUT NOW . Suppose to get out at 4
I just found so many pieces of gum in my book bag from last night . Made my day
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ yeah I deleted it because I didn't mean to just tweet it it was suppose to be a reply to a tweet but my school is playing
Well said speech
My mom just told me she wants me to text her every night when I'm in Chicago to let her know im okay . I'm sorry what ?! no .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I'm literally laughing out loud . We are giving _TWITTER-ENTITY_ shit for it . P.s. your mom says \go to bed " #dying "
This camp i just passed was calledCampNUT& amp ; FANCY
Before making a round : \Hurry back . Otherwise I feel lonely , forgotten , depressed , and what else ... Oh , naked " . Love this pharmacist ! ❤ "
Shit I probably don't mean shit to them either
The funnier thing was Mandrell was talking about them ...
Why do girls feel the need to make their boyfriends treat them like princesses ?
Goodness Emily , settle down !
These parents named their daughter Mary Jane ... What were they thinking
Why everyone calling me faggot today ?
You're not trying to be different ? Guess that's why you literally copy and paste from someone else's twitter lol .
Throw back to when _TWITTER-ENTITY_ was sobbing at the movies watching Twilight
If you have a iPhone and you text me please use emojis it makes the conversation more interesting .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ You're a goddess
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ omg at the moment we get in arguments . Not like right now . ☺️
Guess I lied when I said I loved you #sorryboutit #playedaplayer
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ just showing my favorite cousin some love .
Got ready while driving to school
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ lmao it's fine I'm not really mad
\Id like to to thank the Swap Meet for his hat " "
Wow I'm dumb
\It's a doe only weekend !! I know it because one of Nicole's friends tweeted it on the tweeter ... or whatever " -dad "
I think I've learned a lifetime knowledge about rappers tonight from _TWITTER-ENTITY_ and Chad !!! Hahah _TWITTER-ENTITY_
I honestly can't help but laugh at your stupid ass
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I'm literally crying
My dads crying cause I'm driving
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Haha Nooo .. I just dislike you very much . Hate is such a strong word , I would never say that
Watching celebrities reactions to these performances
Home for like 12 hours
Wearing fuzzy socks so my boots don't flop . #SmallFeet
Yesterday , Bruno said he is gonna dance with his dad out of the casket today like Bad Grandpa I love that child
Told myself I was going to sleep 2 hours ago , now it's 12:45 and I'm not tired .
I hope _TWITTER-ENTITY_ & amp ; _TWITTER-ENTITY_ duke it out tonight !
You were pathetic last night & amp ; now you wanna try and act hard nobody wants your ugly ass
#elementaryschoolconfessions making code names for the boys we liked _TWITTER-ENTITY_
LMAO . Your so gross
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I wasn't talking bout the song but ok
Queer eye for the straight guy will forever be one of my favorite shows
Erica is the only one who has texted me today
I seriously feel like I could tell you anything . You're so sweet I just love it . but you can be mean too
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I was just singing that
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ HAHAHAHA SHUT THE FUCK UP !
I wonder what Sharkeisha even did to deserve that
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Haha long hair caught in the sticky fly catcher lol
Amari loves riding on my shoulders .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ 3-0 SWEEP
Uhhhh . Never in a million years . Funny though .
Up at 6 to do some last minute cramming
Yelling to Cayla on the bike path and her yelling \HEY BABY !! " HAHAHAHAHA gotta love me some Cayla ! _TWITTER-ENTITY_ "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ can I join
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ lol ... I hate you ..
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ oh my god this is great
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ lmfao . \I'm going to go eat cynanide now " I'm sorry Mitch I'm sure you'll find another one ! "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ I'm texting y'all in a group . be ready
Watching Harry Potter with Daniels mom .. Cant get over how much Mitchell looks like Ron Weasley
Adam just creeped on me but he doesn't wanna admit it ☺
I just finished my drivers Ed online guys ... only a year and half late ya know
I never fail to amaze myself at how funny I become when I'm tired .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I have worse
If you like all of you're own instagram pictures I am most definitely judging you .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ HAHAHAHA my life in a picture
I have the worst luck I swear
\Can I go to the bathroom ? Cause the last couple Russians I peed a little bit . " Hahaha oh my god . #ClassicDancePractice "
the bomb episode of spongebob is the best
Oh GAWD . You , you , you , and you want to hang out with me tomorrow . However I can't decide therefore we shall all hang out together haha
I hate when I don't know the words to a song yet .. And it's just that awkward learning process .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Watch it be right
Someday I'll look like I'm older than 12 , until that day I'll remain singe !
Sending out mass snapchats , love it !!!
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ is that where Creighton university is at ?
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ lol thank you Gavyn
I feel like such a little kid coloring , but it really relaxes me ...? Is that weird ? ☺️
I'm as single as a Pringle
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ well i dont have to be walking around everywhere for you to see me again
My last retweet was funny .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ tweet not directed towards you . More directed towards other people you know i love you ❤
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ but same
Watching highlights from the browns game yesterday ...
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ oh boy I love it . I'm seriously setting my alarm for 7:40
I remember when me and _TWITTER-ENTITY_ were little , we use to pretend to be the power puff girls at cheer practice . #thosewerethedays
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ alk more shit " "
I seriously have no dance coordination
I wanna skip tomorrow but that's somehow a ad choice " "
I've been doing 50 shades of grey in the bedroom as long as I can remember _TWITTER-ENTITY_
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ idk I have him tomorrow so I guess we shall see haha
Brooke just tried to say its long stem tobacco instead of long cut lmao
This class today & gt ; & gt ; & gt ;
If Kate doesn't like someone no one does #didntyouknow
I've been texting Eric for 3hours
They don't change the locker combinations over the summer .
Oh my god . Nevermind . Stop with the whos
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ is one classy bitch ... Wine , cheese sticks , animal crackers and glasses ... While in sweats
My Pappaw really just said .. \Turn uppp " #officiallydone "
I feel so bad for everyone that has school tomorrow
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ have fun reading in spanish
Yeah , I wouldn't let me read them either ..
My little brother just got sad because he thought I was leaving and moving into a dorm NCC
I love when Ashley gets fired up but then it turns into me getting all fired up too ...
Just go with it #favoritemovie
I turned D's to A's with so many classes when teachers weren't looking .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ oh gawdddd I'm embarrassing .....
four more days , then teen wolf comes back on , just thought I'd put that out there . _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_
DID THAT REALLY JUST HAPPEN ?!?
The shark week commercial with snuffy the seal is hilarious
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ you mean a tragedy
When I'm bored I watch all of _TWITTER-ENTITY_ ' s vines ... Hehe they are the best !!
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ haha and we leave Bri peeing behind the bushes
Marshawn Lynch he pushes guys out of the way . #movebitch
I feel bad for whoever has school tomorrow
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ will do ! Thanks for your help❤
The fact that I even gave you the time of day makes me laugh so hard . Like , hot damn tanner made me real vulnerable that time #dead
Bailys an idiot
I send the ugliest snapchats to people ..
The fact that I just sat on my couch and recited word by word the whole PS I Love You movie shows how obsessed I am
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ there just mad everyone like baseball better ! And they can't play cause they suck
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Katie how do like your steak ? Katie how do you like your steak ?
I should probably clean my room before cole comes over !!! #messymessymessy
Like for real I hope you grow up one day cause no one likes you not even your own friends like you they tell me all the time
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I'm hoping it flies by , when the time comes we're getting belligerent together
I cant deal with this rn✋✋
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahah yea I am people think I'm 16 and then when I get a lot facial hair people think I'm in my 20's
My family is so fucked up right now
I'm sorry but if your wearing leggings in almost the middle of summer to show off your ass that's pretty sad
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hey well atleast we grew up
Okay , how do people even like that , like I looked at it and died of laughter . #whatswrongwithyou
I apologize to drake for accidentally hitting him in the mouth
I totally just remembered I have school tomorrow
id cut one side and try too level it with the other and it never worked , next thing i knew the bitch was bald
I hate that I'm one of those people that have ran into a glass door before .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ we've had 3 tornado sightings this morning .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ cutieeee 4 sure haha
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you went swimming that one time you were over ..... Kind of .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you were making me laugh
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ #12 deserved everyone and as for #9 ... It was just fun cause she was HUGE
The song \Ice Ice Baby " brings back a lot of memories from earlier this year .. "
But I do really enjoy the Halloween decorations _TWITTER-ENTITY_ and I put up
Because I can't stand this _TWITTER-ENTITY_ you're the best and you're loved #thankloly
My life is so sad . I get locked outside and now I'm stuck with an opossum #ohlord
i want 4 holes on my ear done but benays worried it'll lead to other things
Head ass .
Not we should be ashamed of our friend
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ LOL that's perfect
Wtf was I tweeting last night
best ride home
Phone conversation with _TWITTER-ENTITY_ make my night
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ someone called me Miranda again last night . I died laughing , but nobody else thought it was that funny . I miss you Janice .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ exactly
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ omg funniest thing ever
Joey took the cookie we just made , didnt even taste it , crumpled it , put it on top of the trashcan , and ran away
good thing tomorrow is my day off because I'm like 97% sure Tammy wants to kill me . hahahahaha not even kidding
This girl over here sounding like Shrek
I knew it !!
Can't see the right side of my screen
I have now broke my sisters and I bong and bubbler now ... I think I should just not touch anything glass whoooops
And then I spent my Saturday night at the hospital #bestfriendproblems _TWITTER-ENTITY_
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ what happened ?
Lol someone asks me what their homework is & amp ; I end up convincing them not to do it
This nigga just said green beans and rice are good when you're poor
My mom is drunk texting me right now
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ why do I have to clap when I laugh that hard ?
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ and then he dies .... What happened to miracles ?
\Aww look the squirrels sleeping . In the road " -my sister "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I actually just laughed out loud at this picture
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ HECK YES I got nailed in the knee tonight during the game with a field hockey stick and I can barely walk .
Lmao sorry for all the tweets but Lou never gonna beat me in anything .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ where's her neck ?
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ made my night
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I was talking about you !
Lauren's mom grabbed my baby by the leg and shook it .
Messing up a tweet #embarrassing
Some guy just asked if _TWITTER-ENTITY_ and _TWITTER-ENTITY_ were twins lmao
Lol , next
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I'm trying not to but I'm ready to leave and can't quit moving
If only your riend " knew "
I can't even right now
You're a factor .
Do other people get along with their siblings like I do ? Lol . But really I would rather chill with him than most of y'all .
I wish _TWITTER-ENTITY_ had a working phone tho
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ did ya read it still ? I'm a sick puppy
Watch this snow storm not even happen lol
I love getting drunk texts
Never did my mom put me in imeout " "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ the fact that I know who this is
already used my bk card olive got me
I ate everything at breakfast . #fatgirlproblems #ohwell
pretty sure I just got a video of _TWITTER-ENTITY_ twerking
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ good luck tomorrow morning ! I hope you can finger your phone soon .
Kristy is the only girl that can still look cute while pooping
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you watchin Magic Mike
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you're ne'er getting a phone
I want to see _TWITTER-ENTITY_ and _TWITTER-ENTITY_ at the game tonight . Can we get a picture on the field ?
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ awh lol now I have to go and find a baby piggy for ya
Looks like we got a stage 5 clinger
I just found crunchies In my belly button from DQ earlier lol _TWITTER-ENTITY_
Middle name is jerk
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ of course I'm leaving tomorrow
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ as dude no problem lets make it a weekly work hello
Y'all need to stop posting these pictures of me .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ well I mean since they already know every word to the songs ..
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ oh my god ! Haha I forgot to call my ma back today to ! want me to call you ?
Lololololololol I laugh when I'm speechless .
The fact that we can jam out to _TWITTER-ENTITY_ music and we aren't even on the same floor .
I didn't really think much about underselling yourself and exceeding expectations until this year . but uhh .. that's my motto now .
Yeah i would have ran away too hahaha
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ nah he pissed on the couch
I am always naked .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahahaha omg I'm dying
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I seen that for some reason it popped up on my connect lmao
My last tweet didn't make sense at all
Take a mother freaking seat please , do yourself a favor
Natalie- I would actually have a child at 14mom- no the hell you wouldn't
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ brb dying !!!
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ OH SICK ! The winky face TOTALLY makes it sexual
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I'm dying rn you make me happy !
Marissa is yelling at the t.v. Calling the people on there fat aholes . Dying .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I forgot
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ awkward text messages > & gt ;
I miss _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ & amp ; _TWITTER-ENTITY_
LOLOL Not even going to say anything
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I hate it so much
I think my driving scared _TWITTER-ENTITY_ ✋
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ oh haha I forgot
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I would say its been a couple of minutes buddy .
My mom just came in my room and said \Santa Claus has came , better get up " she's crazy "
My life is in shambles these days ...
Every time I see clothing or shoes on the side of the road I think of _TWITTER-ENTITY_
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ haha i was only kidding
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I was like OMG I can see Dom now twerking on the field
\mom what am I supposed to do when they flip me off ?!? " " Jo , just roll your window down and say ' Jesus loves you '" _TWITTER-ENTITY_ "
I feel like I was a bitch my freshman year considering I went from duval to fruit cove but I've accustomed to the whitey titey ways of JCP
just cracked the mirror
Who wants to send me a good morning txt any takers lol
The fact that I got Trent and Dezon to agree to wear some of my leggings on Friday .
i took like 50 pictures tn but they were all bad
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ it's true though
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ nice towel this morning
Oh shiiit haha .
Pat just ate the end it his pen
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ that tweet wasn't for you T Banger it was to the people who think Mizzou isn't good and the NIU could beat them
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ worked on me
Sherman Alexie is a literary genius I love him
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ hmm I was pretty steady if i must say so myself
GREATEST BEATS COMMERCIAL EVER
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ fuckin cracked up byeeee
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I don't wanna know
I meant debit * thanks _TWITTER-ENTITY_ #thestruggle #LT
It's kind of sad how excited I am to eat lunch in the caf again #missedthis #pastaline _TWITTER-ENTITY_
Some 6th graders r ratchet .. a girl walking down the hall had knee high socks pulled all the way up OVER her jeans with flip flops on . Wtf
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ thats a new one
I got up and was like should I miss today or no ...... fuck it to school
Just realized how awkward I made that
This new catfish
Low key me and my sister jut got yelled at for letting our dad have a brownie .
You can't downgrade when you're the lowest ! #GetYaFactsStraight
I miss Steven that tall nigga was a freaking clownnn
I don't need dental work ? \You are soooo beautiful . " _TWITTER-ENTITY_ "
Lol at all the stuff we found in Siddalls car while cleaning it .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ okay stop arguing and read your book☝️
Steve is playing hide and seek with the dogs ..
I need sleep pills .
After spending the day when Brett I think I know everything about cars and could probably build one a real fast one at that .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ bitch licked the damn table thinking it was a bar of chocolate .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I hope it's not contagious .
when you enter a one way street of a rest area , you've had enough
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ at first I thought Toni was having a conversation with herself
that vine still makes me laugh though
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ lookin good !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ lolol ! I was kidding ! Aubry over football ? Who are you kidding ?
You don't get popcorn bitch
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ totally forgot that I asked for you opinion !! Wait .......... I didn't .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I'm literally crying I'm extra romantic
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ are you guys actually coming over
That would have been a good tweet , except I don't want a dude period .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ tweets are my favorite even though they are stupid AF
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ haha we looked pretty rough
When Benson and Justus point out ratchets at the lunch table & gt ; & gt ;
lol my our cfas instagram posted a selfie me and _TWITTER-ENTITY_ took #canwenot
#TweetYourWeakness actually finding a guy that can please me !
I added up my Christmas list an it's so expensive
LOL I walk into baileys room & amp ; she's sitting in her towel & amp ; I hear reatheeeeee . Just breathe . " "
Last tweet will have you dying & gt ; & gt ;
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you guys are gonna have to help me with that !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ uncle mike , haha he bought Toni a scooter
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ oh my God
The mind blowing moment when you realize that Awkward is just a show about us . _TWITTER-ENTITY_
My brother just told me he wishes he had a phone to post on Facebook that I suck
It's funny how when a hot girl posts a picture of just her it gets like 100 likes . Then she posts one of her boyfriend she gets like 10
But on the down side .. I have to give a speech tomorrow .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ no you'll get in a lot more trouble . your a guy . Me & amp ; Sam got this one
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ finally !!!!! I can't wait !!! I need some girl time and we need actual face-to-face time haha
I don't see how random people think I look like a mean person ... I barely talk to people
Not speaking to anyone , #fuckyou
I literally just died laughing at that
The message Rylee just sent me #DayMade
Well I just felt like an idiot
I crack myself up
I just creeped so hard on his twitter for no reason lmao
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ We are seriously doing that for PC12/13 bonding next year .
My mom calling Colin her Son-In-Law . Oh my !
I've been spelling bridesmaid wrong all day ... #failfailfail #theworst
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hey , atleast its not to the ex you hate .. ☺
This little girl just said her umbrella was magical #imagination
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I'm excited to see it . Hahahaha .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ problem is my mom thought it was really my grandpa for a minute ... then she looked closed Hahahaha
I excited to dress up tomorrow
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ texts right now
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I guarentee the majority of people are as well #collegeprobs
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I literally just laughed out loud at that .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ every day , and also every night we try to go out
Only because he's hot
Hahahah I'm coolin for the night !
OMG . Wow . Hint taken . Lol
I told I had a wedgie and goes what !! You had an erection !! #NoHannahKay !! _TWITTER-ENTITY_
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ he is Attractiveee for real tho .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ Btw just throwing this out there that I'm sorry for going along with this . I have nothing against you JP .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ bitch I just woke up from a 4 hour nap #merrychristmas
Being the sober person is the best
The Venice beaches are still in stock just proves how gay they are
Just wanted to let everyone know _TWITTER-ENTITY_ is gay & amp ; have a great day
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ last night was great bro . Talking about the good times back in the day . Ha
\i love aleahson , i really do .. but sometimes she is coocoo for cocoa puffs " - my mom _TWITTER-ENTITY_ "
Telling someone you have a boyfriend to get out of them trying to chop on you
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ #imguiltytoo
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ omg I forgot about that thing !!
Phone calls with _TWITTER-ENTITY_ & gt ; & gt ; & gt ;
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I'm weak .
I fell on my ass trying to use Chris's penny board omg
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahaha .
I had to hide my car keys so my mom wouldn't use my car
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahahahaha whatever will I do without you this year ?
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ aww thank you☺️ but I use 6 different ones and it takes 20 minutes
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ makes my pooty tang
“ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ : Dude you decked out your impala and think it's the shit .... it's not and never will be . ” _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ that's why I love it
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ amen !!! LOL
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I gotta talk to you
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Just wait !
Here she goes again with the favorites
I'm away for 2 months and my step mom that could barely use her iPhone now has that a tablet and a laptop and just got wifi haha crazzzyy
Nice caterpillar on your upper lip .
\I shouldn't have bombed the towers " "
\Did you know chocolate is an aphrodisiac ? " " That explains a lot . " "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ wow my mom sucks she told me it was spelled that way
I'll do it ! I have the picture
you get no buns , boy stop ✋
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ oh my god
My mom just told my dad , because he's watching bowling , that before she met him she'd turn it on bowling or golf just to fall asleep
right when I thought the drama was over
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Tim Sherwood is just desperate when in a crisis u will do outrageous things
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ apparently ! Hahahahaha
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahah this is freakin hilarious
You gotta get your mommy involved
My class was a total of 12 minutes . He totally read my tweet .
Friends don't ask friends for pictures , sorry buddy .
I just got whistled at walking into Meier
I don't know how they still work
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I've never thrown my back out an i have regular twerk sessions
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ back up in a parking lot full of cars
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Akron's pretty good hahaha
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahahah I just know it from the song
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ I don't think you've ever been around her when she has one of her fan girl moments ..
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahahahahaha
My dads an idiot but I love it always makes me laugh
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ all I seen was the basketball hoop . dad ran to the front door and just stared .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ well I'm home now !
She has no idea
If you didn't get that snapchat I feel bad for you #DYING
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ oh thank ya
Devona is such an asshole
Lol good thing you've never even liked me to begin with so how can you hate me
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ just reread that convo ... I think it's safe to say that I should just leave my phone at home on the weekends
Randy from the Christmas story is my favorite #babyofthefamily
Mom- Are you being a bitch today ? Me and Blake in different rooms-YUP Mom-That's my girl .
That's awkward cause I'm goin to the mall tomorrow
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Hahahah ! Okay I'm calling !
watching #easyA for the second time this week ❤
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ by that you mean you know who
Ive done it before to my sister
I'm embarrassed for her
Who's going to the dracut game tonight ?
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ lol we should and haha yeah no lets try to not be destructive like we usually are every other time
I'm on a roll like Cottonelle
Lol love how you deleted the tweet that I was talking about cause I'm always right
I keep hearing owl sounds ...
I hear _TWITTER-ENTITY_ in the hallway all the way from my homeroom
Adam's jokes right before he goes to sleep
My boss comes back from break and tells me all the kinds of gifts he saw my dad walking in my house with
james makes me laugh
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ this is why you love me !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ that's the spirit
Idk why I want a iPad from the school if I already got one
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ just one of those things that I had to share
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ this just made my night your gram is a little player
I just called Alyssa \Buffy " on accident ... What ? Haha "
She swear she look good ...
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ SIZE 2 JEANS
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Hope your jean cheap homie .
LYNDSEY LYNDSEY LYNDSEY !!!!!!
So much gossip in the break room today
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ whistling and singing in the tanning bed .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Haha OMG I love you so much
The S was actually for Cougars ... I just wanted to take a picture with the S and say it was for me
Someone Just Told Me I Was Too Cute To Work At A Hospital . Well Okay .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Jeremy is definitely awake . Did your mom tell him to get into the picture ?
... Sit down before I tell Greg about that tint
FaceTiming my sister & gt ; & gt ; & gt ;
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ haha ok
I only have $5.15 on this card .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ who was that in your vine last night
Fight in the rotunda tomorrow morning be there .
All I hear right now is _TWITTER-ENTITY_ eating her giant Popsicle
This group text right now
\Cody I'm in your pants .. No i mean I'm literally wearing your pants ""
I guarantee most of you don't mess around and laugh as much we do at the bagel shop #bestjob
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ grumpy ariel do i need to buy you another klondike bar ?
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ My dad does too ! Except my dads 43
I know she wasn't serious
Coke A Cola
I just walked in on an old lady peeing
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ ok breanna , ok
I just realized I forgot to tell Santa my address
Watching the Knicks game with my brother this dude is hilarious I promise
hahahah i love it
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ and when the leader would come up behind her she would get scared she was going to trip again .. OMG too funny !
I remember being the tallest girl in elementary school and 2 tallest in middle school .
My professor just forced it tho
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ No you're not lol
Kara just dropped her keys in the toilet after she went to the bathroom
He's really not
Hahaha it fucking kills me when this guy calls me mom
Hysterically laughing at the Pennsbury girl who face planted at track states today _TWITTER-ENTITY_
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ A/O ??? Haha and you ain't about that lifeeeee
My mom is such a bad influence .... She just told me not to go back to Norman until tomorrow morning
Bryan has a trail that goes from his house to mine
Glad you understand . #GirlProblems
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ \excuse the bird shit ""
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ no problem
Kevin has awful jokes .
Hahahaha sorry guys I had to tweet that pick up line
That voice mail I just left jordyn
I'm watching Spork on Netflix
Alex just called himself fluffy
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ They could make a TV show about that . The adventures of Kirsten and Rowdi .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I wish I could favor that more than once !!
You got some skin on your tattoos there babydoll
The stoner panda is for sure the funniest thing on twitter
Well my grandmother said I can spend New Years with her haha
My manager just asked me if I'm alive No , actually I'm not . Sorry
Matty to Fatty
I . Love . Emma's . Family .
The face that Marissa thinks she talked to drake last night & gt ; & gt ;
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ did I get the score wrong ?
Am I really arguing w/ Jacob about what to dress this dude in on GTA
Pick jake Owens and it gives me Waka Floka
I always turn into dr. phil when people need help ..
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you are so funny I swear
Keep feeling my phone vibrate . Either it's my mind going crazy or it's just wishful thinking
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ why of course
I'm at t-mobile Oh Glen ...
hey mom come home
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ shut up it's been raining for the past week
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ omg . he's horrible .
You ruined your chance already lawlllll
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ haha exactly !
I swear when ever I'm with gabby and Caylee it's always fun no matter what we do lol #lovethem
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ YOUR TWEETS ARE SO ON POINT OMG
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ Well they have no choice now ...
VICTORIA'S SECRET FASHION SHOW TONIGHT - Those girls got me feelin ' some type of way
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ thanks man
I didn't think it was all that
I can't do anything but thank you ✌️
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ now you have too wait for what too grow
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ that's not why I'm laughing !!
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ OHHH MY GOD
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ how could I ever forget about that ! We'd swap and hang out together like it was nothing oh highschool
Can't stop laughing at that belch in your snapchat _TWITTER-ENTITY_
I'm weak because oomf made that tweet about me
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you better lmao .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ haha for sure bro I kept them hid for a min call me soon
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ lmao 136 .. again be careful with that shit .
This conversation with the adults , Katelyn , Kelsea , and Riss > & gt ; & gt ; & gt ; & gt ; & gt ; & gt ; & gt ; & gt ; & gt ; #Priceless #2Rules
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ can't wait
You're so dumb . #HaveFun
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ is such a sore lose . I wrecked him in madden _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_
Then me and Kori became best friends and we talked bad about everyone we were mean 4th graders .
I'm really busting out the middle school year book right now oh god
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ probably still does somewhere
Literally texting almost everyone in my contacts Because I'm so bored
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ I don't wanna even look at you let alone touch you
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ has me officially dead right meow , you seriously don't have a kitten idea .
You have been dating for not even a week and you're like 12 you don't love each other
More than anything in the whole world
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ LOLed and said it outloud .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you drive down to my new house & amp ; we go see the conjuring & amp ; get ice cream & amp ; eat pizza & amp ; then we have a vampire diaries marathon
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I laughed way too hard on the recap of me throwing up in my track bag
Who else is watching tosh . 0
what an eventful afternoon with _TWITTER-ENTITY_ .
Idk why kids sweat my boy Austin ... He's 100 times better of a football player then anyone on your team
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ when was this !?
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ lol , 20% ! Which is why I'm not allowed to go out this weekend
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahahaha I was calling the girl violet the whole time
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ \could I get a hug before I go ? " ... How bout a handshake "
Made my mom laugh so hard she choked on her wine lmfao
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ that old guy in the other car
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ We have to get someone else to go with us then haha
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ nahhh jk i left shitty post its on everything with one word #ohwait #notme
Basically all I've heard about the new school from students is how hot some of the teachers are
Me and Annie just stole a nice plant and a piece of buffalo chicken pizza from our lobby
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ and I have the best snapchats right now
Playing baseball in the hallway & gt ; & gt ; & gt ; _TWITTER-ENTITY_
When _TWITTER-ENTITY_ records her singing and sends it to me & gt ; & gt ; #YouDaBest
Celtics get a first round pick outta that deal , but they still lost Doc hahahaha
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Sgt is falling asleep
Had the best time
Why are my friends so attracted to asian boys
You don't cook , clean , or give me head ? Legally my client is entitled to a side bitch or two .
I don't know what just happened but holy crap
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Haha I do love me some good cat facts !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ omg ! Maybe your dancing should wait then ??
I've already used 50% of my data and it's only been 6 days on the new cycle
Corey cracks me up
\she wrapped up her damn cat " "
hahahaha girl code right now
Nothing makes me laugh more than Lauren's laugh
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ & amp ; Bio & amp ; all their tweets .
When people you know have already \liked " you on tinder and you become matches & gt ; & gt ; & gt ; "
Talking to you is like talking to a banana ... You don't talk back .
Omg my other uncle came over to show my dad his new vape pen
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ stomach DUN LAPPED over those pants
How bad _TWITTER-ENTITY_ is at funrun & gt ; & gt ; & gt ; & gt ; & gt ;
Kendra's car getting put on bricks in my yard still can't believe I didn't get caught for that haha
I like everyone in my family but one .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahahaha you're so cute krissy . hood and all
Katt Williams makes me geek out
Oh yeah and I got drunk with my manager too
Beau : I'll be dying laughing when I shit my pants at 80 and I'll probably actually shit my pants .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ sweet teeny dick
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ she goes to my old school
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ we just wanna pass ok ✋
This kid at work probably hates me . I dropped the winded bottle in the toilet and made him get it out
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ well you know , shit happens !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Nice , Detective
Elyssa's schedule is actually pretty good !
Wow I feel so old
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ \why " vine is absolutely hilarious "
\Pocket dogs . I always have a hotdog in my pocket . You want one ? " "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ omg you actually make that face
It's so bad that _TWITTER-ENTITY_ has to text me to make sure me and _TWITTER-ENTITY_ aren't about to kill eachother .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ our conversations > & gt ;
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Happens to me ALL the time
Just took a million selfies on my moms phone and she thought I was really taking pics of my dog
Let me be like every other girl & amp ; complain about not being anyone's wcw
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ captions **
Ellen right now > & gt ;
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ YOU WON'T . you'll be too busy in school
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ why is my entire feed filled with grilled cheese and pb & j nonsense ?! ✋
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I feel bad for my parents who had to tell I was pretty
biggest scared right there
That was the longest text I have done in years
I've been awake less than 4 hours .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I am very insightful Tanner very !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahahah tis why I love you
I can't talk to you any longer for the text you sent me . _TWITTER-ENTITY_ I can't even open it because I'm dead . Bye
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ because I love that picture lol and I'm proud of myself
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahaha I love you
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ possibly the funniest class ever ! She was all about it !!
the conversations that go on in coach moore's class !
The Knicks are just really awful this year
\I think she wants to be my friend , she likes every single one of my pictures on Instagram " - _TWITTER-ENTITY_ "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ oh shit , she does .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ in an hour or so
Just found money under my bed that I'm assuming is from when I came home from the bar like a hot mess on Sunday #lightweight
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ got drugged . Surprise surprise
It's not nice to laugh at beached whales ..
Sheldon Cooper & amp ; Amy Farrah Fowler will always be my favorite couple
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I'm as up as they come .
Diablo , I am just to good
“ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ : Lets makeup , have sex , cuddle , have sex again , go out to eat , than go back home watch a movie , and have sex again . ”
keeping it in the family _TWITTER-ENTITY_
Guys make me laugh #bootycall
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ me life in a tweet
Scariest thing ever . Pretty sure the whole football just jumped on top my car . Hahaha love you guys
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Im the best
one of my bosses took to much Molly and can't get outta bed #LoveMyJob
I still get retweets on my #cheatersbelike tweets
I think its called ' twitter ' . BUT they might have changed it to ' desperate girls searching for any morsel of male attention .
stalling my manual on the highway is probably the most embarrassing thing ever
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahahhahahaha omg Me too
#InMiddleSchool I got in fights with my friends over fucking nothing . But they were harsh fuckin fights & amp ; I was always the one that cried .
Plans , anywhere in side , your car ! bit Forreal .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ or just don't run into my ass .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ she probably would lolol .
Every time Dakota says we need to talk its \wut " thank The Lord it's nothing bad "
My fiancé needs to get rich quick so I can stop working
We have to watch a stupid safety video today but at least we get to scrimmage JV afterwards ⚽
I wonder what we would be doing at the gym right now ?
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ came into her room and gill was in the closet and I was laying on her bed #NotEvenCreepy
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ neither of you are too tall
Ashley just asked me what a line drive was
Ty cut up lol
What a lame
Tanner sounds so gay right now #Retard
Carol is to much
I eat cookies , fried food and ice cream all day and I wonder why I have gained 5 pounds in a month
People who screenshot pointless convos of their boyfriends haha OMG I can't
Where the Heat haters at Now
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ has the best mom
Ya get it ? Gingervitus ?? I . Am . Dying .
My mom just told me I'm going to be the next Carrie Underwood
It's so funny how half the people I once called my best friends or were so close with last year I don't even talk to at all anymore
Sorry your just jealous
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ last time i checked this matt guy was a fag & amp ; were bad bitches . We dont talk to lames like him ✋
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I know ! You kept yelling \I got my shit packed ! ""
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ I have to be there at 2 and haven't even taken a shower #HateMyJob
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ haha sorry about that i'm glad that we're cool tho & amp ; thank you
THERE'S TWERKING IN DESPICABLE ME 2
Had a dream that while I was Black Friday shopping I got into a fist fight with a woman over a doll for Aubrey !
Hahahaha KU .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ at least I have your ❤ bby , I ain't got no worries . I'm sorry .
This movie is hillarious
Tomorrow nights gonna be so much fun .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ it better be a nice one !!
Really tho Tony's high as fell asleep with a bowl of fucking ice cream and it's all over my bed
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ shut your mouth in MY LIVING ROOM
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ he's picking out a flat screen as we speak you and al have to come over !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ RIGHT and me trying to calm her down and give out relationship advice The good old days for real
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ she was 5 and went home crying
Well then you're in drugs
Just saw _TWITTER-ENTITY_ looking too bored in the library with her class
I get so excited when it comes to your guys relationship
okay now I feel bad
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ right now
Wait , your car sounds like shit & amp ; you have a girly dream catcher
I swear I always speed even when I'm not trying too
Landon has a Malibu ! #PussCar
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ haha yah I heard ... Wouldn't be the first time haah
Guys I'm quitting school .
Oh well doesn't bother me
My face is so red I can't believe I got wind burn wtf
whenever i'm cleaning my ears out with Q-tips i think of _TWITTER-ENTITY_
I guess we shouldn't be drinking alcohol that can burn through a cup huh ? _TWITTER-ENTITY_ #yolo
This woman at McDonalds _TWITTER-ENTITY_
I had to describe myself in three words for class and I couldn't hardly do it .
The wildcat is having a photoshoot right now .... like they're cleaning him and using all the fancy equipment
literally me and kad die when we watch vines
Get me out of CT
He want that old thing back
Woke up at 8:55 for my 9am class and still managed to shower and get ready and be to class on time .
Always fun finding a snake in the pit at cheer when you're cleaning it out
Literally have been sitting outside for 5 hours making vines of Honey #whatismylife
Gonna be a looooong season for the Titans ! #lol
I remember when I thought the song ' echo ' was so cool cuz that's my moms name
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ YOU WERE NEVER NOT SINGLE
Damn Christmas lights _TWITTER-ENTITY_
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ well ok as long as that makes you happy you do that !
Every week I make me header a picture of one of my best friends .
Depending on the falcons defense to pull throughout for me , I'm ready for another butt fumble
I'm def going to be sleeping well tonight . If I actually fall asleep before 4 pm for once
I have the worst road rage ..
I'm so messed up on pain meds today I wrote my ex a letter
Wish we didn't have to smile for our pictures , I would rather look bad on purpose
Nick is upstairs getting pumped for KU . No one else gives a fuck so we are down stairs .
I was acting like a girl earlier .
This road trip _TWITTER-ENTITY_
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ dyingggg hate when girls do that
Lol _TWITTER-ENTITY_ this dude talking to us at the track .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ ' s face trying to imitate that player today
Tonight I am sending the worst snapchats
Wouldn't miss this adventure for anything though ✌ #Greyhound
Buttt my professor came through the drive through and told me I did very well on my test
Emily just had a conversation with me while she was sleeping and she probably still won't remember it in the morning
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ and yeah do that !
Family quality time with the Evans tonight
Some stuff I'm reading on ask is killing me
Laughing at how me & amp ; _TWITTER-ENTITY_ were saying how we felt young again last night being out till like 5:30 am what a life we live
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahaha his face is priceless lol
Literally screamed so loud when Liam pulled down Harry's pants
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ soooo do you still want it deleted ?
It's weird not talking to you all day
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ omg thank you ... Just had a great ab workout from laughing so hard !!
Brah you're just rephrasing what she just said .
#InMiddleSchool we did coloring sheets in math & amp ; watched Mrs. Burden paint her nails or bedazzle her jeans ... every day
But at least I have the Bears defense on fantasy ! #SorryNotSorry
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ All day errrrday day
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you're weird as hell ! Lol
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ well definitely don't eat carrots and hummus it's just \empty calories " hahahaha _TWITTER-ENTITY_ "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ that's soo funny Cuzco I had a dream last night that me and Chris had our own show hahaha
I've been playing hockey for a decade & amp ; I'm still a naf
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahahaha just you wait cause that's what happened to me
I think it's funny how you think you did nothing wrong
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ yes !!!! I always see your selfies on my phone and die laughing
This kid is trying so hard to make out with his girlfriend in the back if biology , but he keeps getting turned down .
you should root for Tennessee ! Would make Evan happy and me too u have to learn to hate bama _TWITTER-ENTITY_
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I'm dying is it the song or the video that reminds you of me ???
I seriously love _TWITTER-ENTITY_ We are so much alike☺
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Lmao no one wants you girl
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ have fun sleeping
Has been so still cause I thought my cat was asleep next to me and when I went to roll over I realize it was just my cover
Trevs uncle keeps callin me Trevor's fiancé ❤
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ and the \state cop " called us omg "
The bacon story is the funniest story I've ever heard in my fucking life . _TWITTER-ENTITY_
Me ; Lets go get Ice cream . It always makes people feel better . Tara ; But in the end I only get shitted on . _TWITTER-ENTITY_
Dr Armour is totally in the wrong class #goodone #wrongroom
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahah oh you two
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ on a reindeer
Completely making people my bitches tonight
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ oh my go mine too cause i got caught
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ same teacher and everything
still dying from the vine
What _TWITTER-ENTITY_ just tweeted
Hahaha the amount of song lyric tweets by _TWITTER-ENTITY_ tonight
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ good luck at the gyno !! hopefully they caught it in time !!
skylers \shut up " flip out on marie omfg "
Just remembered my dream last night was _TWITTER-ENTITY_ telling me she was bisexual and a heroin addict
That has me so weak I had to get off Instagram
I asked for specifically Nike fleece sweatpants for Christmas
Nick is too precious
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ same dude
Haha yay !! I'm not the only Virgin _TWITTER-ENTITY_ #lovelyFeeling
He hit you in the face with the bottle zack cracks me up #imweak
That snapchat of Aj . _TWITTER-ENTITY_
Told my grandma I turned 14 today and she believed me
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I did
Shep ate my dads got extra large protein bar
\Why do we grab the wall " -Madison lovell who is the definition of a white girl "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I thought I was the only one who watched that show
People just mad haha #Haters
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ that's so funny ! #poorcassidy
I've only talked to one person all day . And if it wasn't for that I texted first , I wouldn't have talked to anyone
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ has the best tweets
Everyone thinks I'm all sweet and innocent . Jokes on you .
This Deal Or No Deal app is addicting .
I just got butt naked while karley was driving
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ who are you ?
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ ;; idk , that's debatable . that's a really cute dog
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ glad someone does lol , we always gripe to each other
My snap chats right now
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ it seriously took me forever to understand how we are related back in the day
Megan actually thought her brother dunked tonight at the game . Gotta love her .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ then we can fly out west to Lubbock and go round two .
And your friends are super tasteful and pretty ! Must take after you .
Listening to butta an Cody in the car #weak
Oh my god get outa here !
Grandma- hey you forgot your pot ! Dad- what we got pot !? We're about to have a good time ! #drunkdadprobz
I wish I got constant DM's from different people ! That'd be awesome
\I think a bug crawled into my ear and died " "
I'm still laughing at the Kayla Cam last night Lolololololol . I hope you enjoyed that this morning when you watched it ! Hahahaha
Yes Fox News , selfies do ruin your life
Last night . _TWITTER-ENTITY_ , \yeah when I first met you you weren't that cute . Now you're ok though . " "
Happy hump day
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ ✋ stop . I'm dying .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ are they fighting over a boy ?
BITCH PLEASE , YOUR LEGS OPEN FASTER THAN THE GOOGLE HOME PAGE .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ saw this yesterday .. I pretty much died #pennyknows
I never knew the guy from the notebook was Ryan gosling
#InMiddleSchool razors were the iPhones back in those times
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I know I am
\Is that her sister ? Lol yup just look at it ""
You made my night yo _TWITTER-ENTITY_
Taylor mouthed shut the fuck up to one direction #thatsmygirl #tofunny
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ we ALL know , I'm NEVER right !
They have the words up there in Spanish & amp ; I tried to sing it . It didn't go too well .
Yesterday me and Bianca seriously couldn't stop looking at Eric ... We both agreed he's hot
Like why are there Michigan fans in Ohio . Just move to Michigan , it's not that far away
Lol , you're such an ugly cunt
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ is drop dead hottttt
Snapchats from _TWITTER-ENTITY_
Dang ! I haven't taken a shower since last year ! Sorry _TWITTER-ENTITY_ I've been waiting all year to say that !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ we're like brothers
LT they were only $4
Did anyone see Peyton's ankles ? He's literally a robot
Uhhhh control your girlfriend , she texts me everyday and I never respond .
Dillon definitely just fell off the balcony into the bush can't deal with this morning
Guy in elevator winked at me ... 15 year old girl squealed with her friend when he got out #illletherhavethismoment #iknowhim
poor Jenna got mauled at Richland
this girl in this movie just explains my sisters life
So many vines about Andi .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahaha oh god , that movie is hilarious !!
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I usually ignore mine
Does it make me a bad person because I made Brittany choke .. On accident
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ what ? Your weird .. And kiss my àśš
I think it's great when someone has self confidence when they have nothing to be confident about
I have to drop my car off at the dealership tomorrow and they said they won't give me a rental . Christy called and I'm now getting one .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ don't plan on it
“ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ : I'm gonna be mad when I show up at the skating rink this weekend and no one Is there”I could see this happening
Mike gundy is 1 for 7 against Ou and Osu fans are over here talking crap about the past smh
last night > _TWITTER-ENTITY_
I can so weird sometimes
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ and I'm Shannon telling you , no . There's no way in fucking hell that I would listen too you what the fuck does this look like
can't believe I just said that .
“ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ : Bailey I'm trying to sleep and you're telling me about how Nathan pushed you over in fucking gym class . ” but he caught me
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahaha it totally should . I'm boling
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ i was doing some things
I tell this kid I hate this weather it makes me so tired he goes \it's cuddle weather " lol tf are you a girl "
Yeah wrecking ball is suppose to be a sad song but every time I here it i imagine swinging naked on a wrecking ball & I can't handle myself
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ only if we were in our 20's ..
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ thank you thank you I'll be here all week
Rachel's driving me home in her dad's old truck
I'm in a good mood tonight
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ he most likely will be and if his blonde friend is there again this year that will make it 273828 times better
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ HAHAHAHHA ! You just made my day 49927282x better ! I can't wait until this summer
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ what are you talking about girl ? I'm upstairs in my room .
Trying to be little home wrecker I see . LOL your funny
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ is always askin ' me to bring her my old casts .
Came downstairs to find mike patiently waiting for point park to pop up on the screen bc he has a test at 9:40
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ I think I just died alittle
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ \That's very inappropriate and that shouldn't be said in school . I could give you detention for that " "
My dad will probably not want to listen to country music after this trip
The snapchats I send to _TWITTER-ENTITY_ though
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you just made my night with that . still laughing
Literally jumped right in front of the camera today with a few other cheerleaders
I don't know what the fuck I ever saw in you
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahaha nice !! It's hilarious !! Can't wait to see you soon !!
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ BAHAHHAAHA my night has been made
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ ohh please spencer . You are garbage . Hopefully your #Achilles is better by then right ? ha !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ alright I'm doneee lmfao
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ i'm dead dear Jesus
\He probably doesn't know how we work in America .. Maybe it's normal to stare at people in Britain .. " _TWITTER-ENTITY_ "
Bitch please , if I didn't know the meaning of something I wouldn't say it .. I knew I was right about that pea sized brain of yours
Sorry for any one seeing us today we are scrubbing _TWITTER-ENTITY_
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahaha i know her
Kiana - Im gonna beat you with a sock full of butter like from stepbrothers Me - it's a pillow case full of soap _TWITTER-ENTITY_
Actually obsessed with _TWITTER-ENTITY_ & _TWITTER-ENTITY_ reactions
\Which one is Jimmy ? " -Steve "
lmao _TWITTER-ENTITY_ the girl that said we allllll know who's sleeping in Alex's too tonight because she had his sweats on
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ exactly what I did last night for like 3 hrs
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I'm babysitting all the faculty kids #turndownforwhat
I literally just freaked out
#throwback with _TWITTER-ENTITY_ used to hate _TWITTER-ENTITY_ #goodtimes
Dakota I'm not that stupid .
Islanders fans chanting \we want the playoffs " "
smells like aids & amp ; vinegar _TWITTER-ENTITY_
I'm like the only one on my TL what can I say #bored
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you used it all ?
I send blake the cautest snaps .
My families attempt at kanjam right now
Exactly , do what He told you .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ I really am though
Kd is faded
You're like summer , no class .
My snapchats are just so beautiful tonight
yeah well _TWITTER-ENTITY_ is drunk .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ im so glad I don't have that dumb morning shift
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ did you get any cramppps
can't keep up with all this
Why get a social network if your shits on private
It's sad when the person who texts me the most is my boss . Good thing we emoji and think we are hilarious
Haven't texted _TWITTER-ENTITY_ yet
I've had like 5 apples tonight whats wrong with me
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I usually only die on Fridays
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ I'm dying
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ your vines are so fucking great
Glad that _TWITTER-ENTITY_ was rooting for me
But seriously can someone bring me starbucks or Panera bread in bed ??
Set my alarm for 5 AM to get up & amp ; study more for my test . Ha . We'll see how that goes .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ always do . Ever since you gave me the name big hungry
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ perfect . I'll get you a new stuffed animal , because the other one was victimized
Obviously my teacher has never sucked dick or she wouldn't have made us kneel for that long
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ ahahahahahaha thanks boo but my names not Morgan Awko taco with extra mayo but I think your pretty cute
\All I do is drink . I'm like that sail boat in a bottle I never come out . " _TWITTER-ENTITY_ #alcoholicprobz "
I apologize for all the weird snapchats .
Leaving school early on Friday with Jordanna cause were cool
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ lmao☺ I don't think I'm friends with any of those on twitter lol
First Time I've ever watched _TWITTER-ENTITY_ steam on YouTube . Im dying
Wouldn't be the first or the last cousins that fucked round just kidding its a joke
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ Sassy
NEWSFLASH . Putting your ass on the sink doesn't make it look any bigger ...
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ it would only be even if you uploaded one of her
Rachel always gets me underwear for any gift giving event and I love it ☺️ #lesbians
my grandma makes me laugh so hard
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ my mind is totally in the gutter rn . #Dying
It's pretty funny actually .
Shout out to everyone at school , sucks for you
Went through all 31 of my voicemails . One from my dad \Hey it's dad , I've been trying to call for , well about a week now . Call me back . ""
He look ridiculous
Anchor man was funny as shit
What about it soccer team you tryin to be in a drake and future music video
Looks like I'm gonna have to text #oomf for this info .
Bilal just sent me a snapchat of him pooping
To the fat bitch that came running out of McDonalds . DO SOMETHING
This drivers ed teacher literally makes no sense
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you got to admit that there was funny !
When _TWITTER-ENTITY_ and I are using both my bathrooms at the same time
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ aren't you playing someone who has him ?
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ his face time was great ! I got a screenshot
\Idk what they would do if they caught me up past 10 . They might shoot me or slaughter me or fuck me with a broom .. " Lmfao _TWITTER-ENTITY_ "
This is really bad to say but my sisters voice is so cute when you talk to her on the phone even though she's really banged up ❤
Unc be having me rolling
Guys I'm so excited me and Corey are gonna go fishing .... Lmao
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ no . It's not
I should have asked somebody to pick me up
My mom thought I used Vaseline for lube thanks mom #maria
I am so embarrassed for myself right now because of that last tweet but it is way too funny !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ haha I have to tell you something
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ ordered their food in Spanish ! #Mexicans
My ears are bigger then toys dick
Austin mahone loves trukfit
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ stop being so gay
When I look at Errik after I say something serious .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ OMG ME TOO ! I still jam out to it lolololol gotta love some Jessie
I should make Ron take me to see Despicable Me .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ lmao say no more
Then again I take his socks & amp ; sandals too ..
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I love how you're everywhere on twitter !
I got this beer and Alyssa's here going hard with a capri sun
Morgan is the worst person in the world to share a bed with
My roommate is getting a printer and vacuum for Christmas we're set _TWITTER-ENTITY_
I just spent 5+ hours at a Mexican restaurant/bar ... I was there long enough I saw it transform from a family place to a singles bar ..
How many people can say they changed their pants in the Steak ' n Shake drive through .. Twice ?
that snap chat I got from her yesterday #lovethatbumsomuch _TWITTER-ENTITY_
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ I was rollin when I saw that
I had too take some Indians order and all I heard was jficfkudjididjdidl .... Wuttt ?
The only was I can spell therapist is if I say \The-Rape-Ist " in my head . "
Waking up someone with a blow horn best idea ever lol until they get pissed off
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Amanda please ✋
No . Honey just no . #stop
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Broke his phone downloading iOS 7
I plan on waking up in a new Bugatti in the next few days . ✋ stop .
I absolutely love girl code
I said I was going to bed like an hour ago
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ what the hell
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ OMG ! My daughter and I are crying right now . U at the beginning ... Killing me
You think reading one book , you'll have dicks flying towards your face ?! _TWITTER-ENTITY_ #FrancoRoast
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I don't even know what song that was from .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahaha mom was like \oh here's a nightgown for Lexi . " I handed it back to her . You are better off wearing a moo moo "
That penguin vine
THIS FACEBOOK DRAMA THOUGH
my dad thinks selfies are called faceys
That dory account tho > & gt ; & gt ;
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Okay ? Do you want me to give you a tour and hold your hand so you don't get lost ?
all I want to eat are pickles
Asking my mom if I can get a bong for Christmas
The shit I found out ... ✌
In my inbox talking reckless
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I'm the same way leave , don't you have things to do !? Hahah
I have the PERFECT mcm photo now
That retweet & gt ; & gt ;
Holy crap ... Now I can't stop laughing .
\A baby just smiled at me and now I want ... nope it's crying now . Never mind " "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ wait you're Arabic ?
Get woken up at 9:15 to my sister playing Ride while she's in the shower ... reallyyyy
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahahaahahahahha you're only pissed cause I can screenshot and you CAN'T!
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ come back , or I'm comin to cancun
I wish I could secretly vine _TWITTER-ENTITY_
just scared the shit out of hailee
I bet Mr. Sason says those words to Ryan in my previous retweeted tweet
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ do you remember when I did that in 6th grade
My third period is just like the highlight of my life . _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you're crazy !!... Only a couple days just kidding , but I've seen you without make up , and your seen me with so ..
Grandmas boy is too funny ...
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahahaha oh god be careful autumn will actually tag him
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I don't have your number
These snap chats right now > & gt ; & gt ;
Had me dieing when I found out this name called frichickeniesha !!
He does speak he also touches _TWITTER-ENTITY_
This huge black man looked really intimidating until he put gummy bears on his froyo .
I need to stop hanging out with _TWITTER-ENTITY_ I call everybody fat heifers .
Awh fuck that made my night thank god we're not together anymore
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ that's why I haven't tried it yet I feel like I don't put foundation on in . 0002 seconds yano so I'm team hourglass veil
Even though no one else laughs at me , I crack myself up
#DaftPunk standing up _TWITTER-ENTITY_ made for the best segment I've ever seen on this show . I'm in tears .
That moment when you see _TWITTER-ENTITY_ realize that too close by next is about a boner .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ doing big things for a month wooo , they bad !
It's getting close to Xmas and time to recognize the person in my life I love and always makes Xmas beautiful in my house !!! It's me
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ this is cracking me up
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ yes it is
Laying here just talking to Siri
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ oh but Brady .. I didn't know you didn't want me to .
Nooo rlly that cop had to ride my Ass for like 15 min got me shooook
Mom just found a spoon in her purse ?
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ yeah okkkkay
I'm such a ass
Have my babies
Fucking _TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahaha
Your a regulation hottie own it
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I love how you meant to _TWITTER-ENTITY_ me and you _TWITTER-ENTITY_ yourself love ya
the jealousy of people
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ is back
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I can sing just as good as half the people that are in the pop genre
Lol you think you know hockey !!! #subtweet
No she's really not .. Lmao✋
I would be sleeping right now if somebody didn't favorite my tweet and my twitter sound go off
I get unnaturally mad when a teams body liners don't match their uniforms #cheerleadingprobs
you look like a whore in your Avi omg I can't
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ YEAH OKAY
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ yeah we know .... You treat guys real nice !
\Someone didn't love you enough when you were little did they ? " #talladeganights "
Amanda now became \D'manda " ( because she's so demanding of vowels ) I love this church choir . These old people are just awesome . Haha "
\Does he just shoots blanks ? " #shitmyfriendssay "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahaha I guessed like half of the questions too
I'm glad my mom doesn't have a twitter . She would probably think I'm more fucked up than she originally realized .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ there's like 500 more not even kidding
Practicing my French , I'm gonna be the biggest hick in Paris
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ gee thanks Allison
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ is already making me feel better . Can't wait till Thursday
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ oh my gosh do you remember Carlson last year ? #failedeverytest
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ yo did you take the rim with you ?
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ everyone calm down false alarm . I was just trying to narrow the crowd down . So spread the word . They're closed
I seriously love my sister . ❤ #sisterlove
jaqaurs doing bird calls
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ sorry I did not mean to tag you
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ one reason why I wouldn't
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ don't worry . Your widows peak will cover it soon #sorrynotsorry #kidding
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ uhhh idk which flag it is #awk
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ how's your head
Lol I must not have been that amazing of a person
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahahaha #sorryboutya
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ makes me laugh knowing I'm not the only one who thinks that
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ because we have nothing else better to do
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ don't be upset cause your team lost
I love Mitchell & amp ; Cameron from modern family
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ HAHA whoops . I hate autocorrect
The black guys are better off fucking with these white girls ... #TooLate
I curled my hair in 45 minutes today when it usually takes me 2 hours
I've sent more snaps on the toilet than anywhere else .
Welppp ... we definitely showed Falmouth a good time last night _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_
like he called me at 10 as if id be awake
Idk why _TWITTER-ENTITY_ gets so embarrassed when I play the air saxophone ?!
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Instagram stalking ? JK JK
Si trying to do the thriller dance is cracking me up #duckdynasty
bahaha not gonna work
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ yup .. 3 yr old needs to step up his game
I just ripped ass and it smelled like fried chicken dipped in ranch
Omg ill be the biggest asshole ever .. #antisocial #ihateeveryone
My sister is a retard .
Lol keep favoriting my tweets bro
She was not expecting this
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I haven't worked since you came in
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ literally just turned in her quiz almost blank
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ haha my mom has more degrees than you can count with both your hands . Cussin out a teenager , classic you scare me
I love waking up next to my bf _TWITTER-ENTITY_
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ please ppl it wouldn't be fun if I wasn't in it
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ never !!!!!!!
If your name is too far down the list ... That's why you don't get any of my snap chats #snapchat
I like how people can hardly tell if I'm being serious or being sarcastic
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ yes indeed
And she's really ugly In person
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I know all of your tweets just relate my life
Glad my first day they called me and told me they don't need me to come in
S/O to _TWITTER-ENTITY_ for working them streets
out of the whole student parking lot your car ALWAYS ENDS UP NEXT TO ME what a coincidence
When I'm on tweeter and see zero tweets from _TWITTER-ENTITY_ I wonder if she's okay
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ scrolling through my twitter feed and I see this
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you just subtweeted ?!?!?
Drunk making green bean casserole
I wasn't gonna spend this money .. But then there's Forever 21 and yaaahh
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahahaha omg
What was I thinking ?! Was I even thinking ?!
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ I honestly thought that's what I was going to get
\We're making some drinks so you better shut your mouth " Caleb is the funniest kid in the world "
the fact that I watched a big ol Asian slut give two guys a blow job in the bathroom of Finnegans than get slapped in the face with a dildo
Say my name say my name
Home sweet home !! I forgot how shitty it was
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ best tweet to scroll upon accident when I'm high night made
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Lol brb need to go listen to some drake for like 6 hrs to make up for this
I've never seen pretty little liars but it's all over my timeline . I must have missed something dammit Ezra !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ Oh please any name but that hahaha
Ms. Kallio looks at _TWITTER-ENTITY_ butt and goes \pretty good for a white girl " "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I can picture this
Besides Jake , _TWITTER-ENTITY_ is easily my best guy friend
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ bc I love yous
Ha haha hahhaaha
Not like I cared
George just offered me a ride . He said I'd be safe because he hasn't had a head on collision in 3 weeks
Found my soccer bag from HS . had cleats , indoor shoes , shin guards , and someone's goalie gloves . most foul thing I've ever smelled
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Thank you ! ✊
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ just sent me the scariest snapchat of my LIFE . #AHHH
How the fuck is cyber bullying a real thing ? dude just walk away from the screen !
Cam is literally the funniest person ever
#MiddleSchoolMemories Tope always singin to me and harassing me during class #misshim
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ oh you jerk haha thanks French boy
This guy that used to ride my bus sophomore year is tryna holla using any excuse possible to talk to me . It's hilarious
Ha you guys thought Cannabis was addictive hahaha good one .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ HAHAHA funniest moment of our friendship #StillConfused
lol family dinners with my kind of family are always interesting
You're kinda irrelevant with a side of basic . #HotMess
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ a witches tit
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I just giggled aloud at this
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Lmao i dont know lol , #girls
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ haha oh yes Kim you always take such revealing pictures . Anything is okay because you are Kim Jones .
Allie just told me i should be on the show Grounded For Life
Like who would of thought of 20 people racing across a lake on a mattress
The face Garret just made
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I thought that shit said my tongue is a Jacuzzi oooops wrong
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ house is roughhhhh shape , look out your window in the backyardlmao
Am I the only one that felt like slapping the shit out of _TWITTER-ENTITY_ head today ?
Selling my fourwheeler for a camo , 2014 Honda Rancher owooww
everyone is taking pictures of me in class today
The show #GirlCode cracks my shit
My family is so obsessed with Duck Dynasty
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ then it was jenny
what the heck .. why am I all in my feelings on twitter at 2 am . I'm done
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ your fav movies on channel 30 ! It . Haha .
Literally dying over this guy hahahaah
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ a heads up woulda been nice
Disappointed that I'm not going to see Hoodie tonight because that is MY BOY , I need to plan things more instead of being so spontaneous
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I've your Avi
Omg _TWITTER-ENTITY_ you are too funny #happybirf
“ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ : is it bad I'm sitting here playing scrabble with my parents on a Friday night”
Seeing sydney physical get out of the pedicure chair because she's to ticklish was hilarious . Everyone else thought so too
\My breath is too precious for him ! " _TWITTER-ENTITY_ "
Because everyone beat off in the woods #getit
It'll take a very special man to ever fit in with my family
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ yes plz boo boo bear
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ damn that's cool she just told you to take a bath
It's like the jetsons playing the flintstones ! #OregonState
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I thought you liked her
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I don't even know anymore because they're lame af !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ vines & gt ; & gt ; & gt ; & gt ;
But girl you really are ..
These are a few of my favorite thiiingsss #thesoundofmusic #myjam
I should be an FBI agent . I can read people soo good , figure out shit so quick
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ people are so weird hahah
Listening to a girl in the waiting room talk on the phone to someone about her dream she had last night .. #dying
My dad just said peace and pout
You know , I don't mind the shit talking , but if you're going to be so specific , at least have correct information
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I want my shoes & amp ; hoodie back I'll give u back all your pants
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I swear you are half-retarded Collin .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ snapchattin me
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ Mitch doesn't even play hockey
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ remember when you told him your name and he wrote it on the board as RE ?
My Sperry's are 5's and these ones are 10's
“ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ : For Halloween can I be your girlfriend”
Don't you for a second think you're irreplaceable ... jamming in 2 separate cars singing to each other BFF Probs _TWITTER-ENTITY_
I feel like it makes the best vines for me to stay up until 3 and laugh at .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ please tell me that's you
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Ben gots lots of stories about tonight
That's so wrong
Thanks for the laugh that's exactly what I needed this morning
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ they think if you have your hood up that your a hoodlum and will shoot up the school
Lol that's too funny cause you talked shit on her when you were at my house
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ right ?! Like that face
yes pissed actually ! hahaha you seem to love the attention even though you have a girlfriend ! #ooookillem
7 people in a ford focus
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ he's wearing it now
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ obviously after appetizers are Half off #brokecollegeprobz
Literally sat through the drug and alcohol seminar laughing my ass off . \Hey guys ! I was totally sober this weekend ! " _TWITTER-ENTITY_ "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahaha I love you and how all you kept saying last night was how perfect I am
Chris literally cannot spell .
I spun em coming out of sandlot baseball the other day
He's probably like this girl & lt ; & lt ; & lt ;
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ that's how I used to feel
My son be #twerkin like a cholo when that bubble guppies music comes on the tv tu saaaabes
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I used to think _TWITTER-ENTITY_ and _TWITTER-ENTITY_ were twins
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ but really what the eff was up with that !!
Hope everyone's having fun in school
What _TWITTER-ENTITY_ doesn't know is it was me who asked her why she is a slut .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ seriously ?
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ wants to fight this kid so bad
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ what did the message say
my mom is seriously one of the funniest people I know
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ with what money pimp ?
My family would be talking about their drinking days when they were teens
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I can't find anything I love more than your profile picture . Hahahaha
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I didn't even comment on your photo you dumbass !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ trueeee . I should work on that . I was mixing vodka and whiskey though .. I'll blame it on that .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I need to get snowed on there
Being dragged to the bathroom by _TWITTER-ENTITY_ then she almost went into the boys bathroom
Man wd day was such a blast
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ salty face
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ There was a pink one . GET IT .
When do I not look like shit
my dad and his friends rn
Poniac sunflower my mom says
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ OMG MORGAN I LOVE YOU
So hip to that subtweet lmao
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ same same same same same
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ what are you 2
I wanted to go to college and get away from all of the shitty people in this town . Guess that won't be happening
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ that's a big negative on that lol .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ wtf i am ?
Where'd _TWITTER-ENTITY_ go ?! I was just getting to my good pictures
You look like a monkey fucking a football #HitAndRun
Lol you crack me up !
but mainly , i'm excited to leave all these little bitches that think they're the shit .
Mom just poked my stomach and called it Pillsbury dough ...
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I need to see this
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ the main focus is to be better than the NFC east
I always make fun of Stephen because he babysits and the kids never behave .
Free styling in the car #gs
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Yeah I know .. who cares
Breaking Amish is taking place on the beach right now
Taking a guy home with you only for the free cab ride #myfriends
Sorry _TWITTER-ENTITY_ for that horrible snapchat of me that was a total accident !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ when I read that I totally read it the way he would say it ! that's awesome !
Kevin kills me
Dad ordered the phucket fantasae at the wild thaiger . He thought they were gonna pull him in the back room
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ and I rip on this dude from our school way to much
My brothers crying bc he didn't get the presents he wanted
lol thank god it's Friday here at hmf
How my boyfriend races everyone on the interstate & gt ;
Miss California . This is a pageant & amp ; you look ratchet ? Not acceptable .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ I think it is !
it's not even like that
Ew why do I gotta sit next to _TWITTER-ENTITY_ in the car ☺️
\I will PAY you $400 to take him home Allie , PLEASE !! " _TWITTER-ENTITY_ #truelove "
“ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ : Do my dance on your dick , ooh I know you love this shit . ” _TWITTER-ENTITY_ was this the song you were singing ?
everyone's just now going Black Friday shopping .. I'm already home
Can't even handle _TWITTER-ENTITY_ and I's conversation right now .
Lol s/o to buster for running away
It's a made up dumb fuckin fairy tale name
Hearing my Mamaw talk about #oomf is hilarious !!!! #priceless
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I'm so happy .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I'm flipping between she's the man and cheaper by the dozen 2
My iPhone tells me to take shelter . nahh ill stay upstairs . Xbox > Life
National Lampoon's Vacation never gets old #LongLiveTheGriswolds
FRIENDS THAT TWERK TOGETHER , STAY TOGETHER _TWITTER-ENTITY_
Why kayla be sending me these naked ass full body pics ✋
Ambers movie choice right now _TWITTER-ENTITY_
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I know
I need to go to bed
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ bring it on . Better pack your lunch . Calling the score now Trevor 56 Brooklyn 7
There's a tittynope of grapes in the fridge .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you really hate the VS models
Still at the library
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahahahahaha !
The thirst of giving out your number on ask
Come here Ash
Mixed girls & gt ; & gt ; & gt ; black girls & gt ; & gt ; & gt ; & gt ; white girls
That was a close one .
That's a pretty popular decision ?
Glad I realized I do deserve better than you . Laughing at myself now
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ have your mom sleep with you
HE BARFED ON A SAILOR LIKE A PIG AND THE POLICE ATE TIMOTHY !
Everyone should an nominate me for homecoming !
123- you crack me up in yoga everyday your child's pose > you're so fucking funny lol and you're a cutie
Brandon's butt in them baseball pants tho
309 your so pretty and seem so nice .. we messed w mrsfolkman so much on the last day wee should talk moreee
Retarded football basketball tomorrow !!! _TWITTER-ENTITY_
I think it's funny when people say shit over a phone and not to someone's face . Like really ?
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hey , it's the reenster , heard you're coming into town this weekend
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ an orange peanut ?? For me ?!? Wow ! Well I accept you !
How Jamie just described my level of saltiness \You're on that ramen noodle salt game , that 2,000 mg doe . " I can't "
Everyone has their grumpy pants on today
it's gotten to the point where my mom grounds me from going to church
“ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ : Well I already know I'm going to hell At this point it’s really go big or go home . ”
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ massaging my head right now & gt ; & gt ; & gt ;
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ maybe you will come close next year
Vine & gt ; & gt ;
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Okay good Just kidding . I do Iove you
Who keeps asking me all these weird questions
I know these guys are not trying to race me and then they're are gonna try to wink at me and _TWITTER-ENTITY_ . #hahaha
Can someone explain to me why the two girls weirdly bounce across the couch in the epiduo commercial
I hope that little girl that Ariana gave tickets to didn't see that
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ what does that do for the apple ? And yea like you're in one of those black and white movies ?
He caught that
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahahhaha sea not allowed cause I'm not home
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ can't win with out your golf clubs
That anatomy exam
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ yep . She's dead now #problemsolved
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I'm for real ! Mabey if people weren't so stubborn we wouldn't have this problem .
Every time I hear Something Beautiful I think of my remix I made about _TWITTER-ENTITY_ at winter xtreme
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I'm sorry haha ! I take after my dad and I get extremely aggravated and frustrated if you couldn't tell
terrell said he deleted twitter because it consumed his life . like it ain't that serious .
Middle aged Asian woman unning " down Market Street in heels "
me and _TWITTER-ENTITY_ were in victorias secret an two CUTE guys beside us were going through bras and one said he couldn't find any he liked .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ hey guys ! how's y'all's day goin☺
All girls do is stereotype guys
my last tweet
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ why it's just vocab
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ if I could pick you up I would
Twitter spam .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ sucks at 2k13
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ is so obsessed with Lebron James that her cats name is Lebron and she also claims that it jumps like him .
See _TWITTER-ENTITY_ loves me .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ damn that bag is huuuuge
I think WAAAY to much when I take bubble baths
#mcm on Instagram
The snaps I'm getting from _TWITTER-ENTITY_ right now holy shit
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ that sucks you got work . I'm lucky ill just be chillin on the lake today
these Wes Welker commercials get me every time
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ omg remember our dance
Bosh's face after the foul #game7 #gospursgo
It's bad that I'm sitting here watching Friends with no sound , and know EVERY SINGLE WORD THEY ARE SAYING , and still laughing !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ its annoying and ugly af
Havran's valedictorian speech was great congratulations to him !!
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahahah with a baby seat on top and I have no idea why we kept giving you shit about ketchup that day I miss you
You're a moped . \What's that ? " You're fun .. But you don't want your buddies to see you riding a moped "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ candles ramen noodles sparks ovens the list goes on
oh my god my brother went to a bar with our parents
It's cute that you think these subtweets are about you ! ☺ #SettleDown
When _TWITTER-ENTITY_ and _TWITTER-ENTITY_ sat there and watched Harry potter with me at allies & gt ; & gt ; & gt ; #foreverago
#ImGregoryCampbell has to be one of the funniest hashtag ever
S/O to _TWITTER-ENTITY_ for putting up with steppen
I guess I shouldn't have taken a two hour nap today
All gchs and triton was in friendlys and I went in looking like homeless
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ and jarretts convo > & gt ; & gt ; & gt ; & gt ;
Im going to be laughing my guts out when my dad finds out that my brother is going to shave for prelims tomorrow hahha . He calls him gay
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ tanner this doesn't make sense
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ i just retweeted like 10 things about sharkeisha hahaha
just stop please ✋
It takes everything in me not to just die laughing .
our group chats & gt ; & gt ; & gt ;
“ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ : _TWITTER-ENTITY_ they're the seniors on the track team”Haha that was pretty good ! But I think they're for baseball .. O.o
\how can you let her act like that " umm bitch it's his girlfriend not his pet "
I couldn't sleep naked . What if a family walk in and the sheets not even on you ?
that might be the funniest vine i've ever seen
We didn't go to bed until like 7 .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ The first time I heard that was on Hannah Montana .
Watching my real kid and Aubrey's fake baby while she showers
I look forward to watching honey boo boo ... I need help
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ I can't stop laughing
Punka asks \why aren't there more thanksgiving shows " #what "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ lol they sure can put something together
Practically roll my ankle on my first round off ... #successfulfirstday right ?
I think I put my contacts in the wrong eyes this morning was a struggle for me
My dad told me not to do anything he would do tonight
Keep talking shit little girl . At least I'm doing something with my life that's not getting you anywhere .
I think what Taylor Swift did is hilarious .
I guess I'm fake now
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ I might just have to Instagram it
Today's been a bad day I found out that I have never seen my dad
Cocaine right ? - I thought that was for people in Florida . #ted
Just had some cute little black kid trick or treat at my house , then when he walked away he goes \These white folk got all the good candy . ""
Hahahaha as if you slept with a 14 year old . Oh my god . ✋
The new theme of my life : HAMMER DOWN
Screen shot is a wonderful thing you crazy ass bitch . Get over yourself , he doesn't want your ugly ass anymore .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ which one
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ 8 more minutes until hell rises
My mom gave me her credit card and told me to go do something . somebody come take me somewhere
Literally just need my nails and eyebrows done so bad
“ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ : Colton wake your ass up Davie wants you up ! ” Thank you ! Earlier he told me when he tells me to wake up I better wake up ? Wtf
Fat Amy seriously makes the movie pitch perfect hilarious .
That is literally bullshit
Obviously showing my tweets to my man isnt going to change anything between us . #youresofunny
I haven't even considered talking to you , because that's how much I hate you ✌
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ yeah he couldn't eat or drink anything 8 hrs before the surgery and he was like coughing & amp ; saying how thirsty he was
This the best game ever
Your going after your best friends ex girl friend . And she's going after you . CLASSY .
Lmao nothing like watching family guy in DeSanders class right now lmfao . Too good to be true #toogoodtobetrue _TWITTER-ENTITY_
Lets see how long that lasts
It is not okay to tell someone you love them after a week ... It's just not okay
Me : Can't spell thUG without UGFreshmen : Can't spell drUG with it eitherHAHAHAHAHA mad props to that kid !!
“ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ : _TWITTER-ENTITY_ idk if it's mine the . I'm cool if its not then I'm cool so either way I'm cool”
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ remember when we were freaks and I was obsessed with tt
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahaha it used to be
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ just the truth
This game is making me so happy right now . I love seeing Ohio State lose .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ they'd only look good if your nipples where hard
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahahahahahaha I hope so
\I didn't drink until after I was married " Mrs. Neville " How old were you when you got married ? " _TWITTER-ENTITY_ " 19 " Mrs. Neville "
Why don't people use words like cowabunga anymore
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you're the one that got me saying bud too
Everyone's getting there permit and I was sapposed to have my licenses a year ago
My dad goes weet it " like no dad stahp "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahahhaha omg you're right ... Hopefully pee are cool on tinder , cause if so ill be getting plenty of matches ☺ hehehe
You really are crazy
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ that's what my dad said to do
I could watch Liz Lemon videos all day . #noshame #mylife
Making scrambled eggs w/out scrambling them first ... Only us , only us _TWITTER-ENTITY_ lmaoooo
This guy is killing me right now #Conan
Were The Millers & gt ;
I can't tell if the sub for Etch is pregnant .. Or just fat ...
Hiding in the cooler at work
I really think I'm gonna end up losing my dad tonight with kaitlyn . the crowd is gonna be HUGE
It's so cute that \I'm not your best friend " is the biggest insult for three year olds "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ o so u checking me out
John Tucker must die !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ not my fault I never go on twitter ! Like every 3rd day ... Lol I gots lots to do at that point ! Like favorite all your tweets
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I saw you and I was like no probably not I see no one I know then it was and you didn't see me so I looked like a weirdo
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ bahahahaha ha omfg
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ ah . I'm sorry , wish I could fix it
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ only logical explanation ... #gayforkay
I can't even handle myself trying to learn how to use this curling wand
what _TWITTER-ENTITY_ just reminded me about tonight & gt ; & gt ; & gt ; & gt ; #wesocute
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ yes i love this school , no it's not a waste of time , no it's not a waste of money , and yes all my professors can work a
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ now your getpumpedfitness workout song is on
Dad giving me advice about girls #lovehim #toogood
you would favorite that .
Tom keeps making weird noises in his sleep
I'm having too much fun with these videos on snap chat tonight #crackinmyselfup
omg nooo .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ haha you don't have an iPhone .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ omg I totally forgot about that
You guys are literally so ugly
That commercial killed me sir mix a lot would not approve .
I guess I'm not your girl
This kid moved out of the way for me in the halls
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ I'm proud of myself for coming up with that that was good
Our food order at checkers may have overwhelmed _TWITTER-ENTITY_
Only Dream would do something like steal a box of TP from the dorms .. #goodtimes
My pop is the most sarcastic man alive and it's hysterical
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ yep , my thoughts exactly . Who gives a fuck what we do all day anyways ?! Haha
“ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ : My dad bashes one direction too much for my liking ” I feel ya
Caught this boys pants on fire
Had a pretty decent night as DD
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ that was a funny joke
Emily is so gay #PLL
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ your profile picture
Mum : Brian ! Stop taking selfies and help me decide what to order !!! _TWITTER-ENTITY_
Your truck is so fugly holy shit do you realize how hideous that looks
I would be the one to get shut down .
The video Gwen just sent to me > & gt ; & gt ;
The last 3 sweet sixteens I went to I lost an earring , hoping that doesn't happen tonight
Well someone just got called out ...
85 on bio lab and test #tearsofjoy #doingwerk
Can't wait for the volleyball girls to be in offseason with us tomorrow . Coach D said we'll give them a little initiation . #goodluck
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ cancelled it ! I was hammered !
Haha Berger called me Princess Bri and called Anna a peasant #SheKnows _TWITTER-ENTITY_
I love my team
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ and I are just bad #bitchproblems
We stay watching Tom & amp ; Jerry in 229 _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_
don't talk to me unless you call me Luhar Hemmsty
Just had the most awkward moment in the bathroom at the game . #mylifeisajoke
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ tell me about it next time Kelsie and Brooklyn have to come with us
Who doesn't have plans tonight ??? ✋✋✋this guy
Syfy has done it again . And with an impeccably cheesy title that I can't stop laughing at \Independence Day-saster " "
On a brighter note , I can hear _TWITTER-ENTITY_ & amp ; _TWITTER-ENTITY_ singing country from my room
had my cage rage going on .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I never watch them so they're all new to me ❤
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Haha thank youu , loser .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ yeah and that was a ghost that held the door open for you last night too ..
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ should listen to his girlfriend and charge his phone like she told him too instead of being in Boston with a dead phone ...
\Connect the dots ! " _TWITTER-ENTITY_ #hahahhaha #lovethisgirl "
More saki more happy !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ Hahaha
I just wanna see you .
your best friends want me
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Thanks babes ! And thank you for keeping me sane through it all
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ sucks at the shooting game on wii , he will never win
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ on the road right now
As we decorate shot glasses in my kitchen .. My Dad \what are you doing " _TWITTER-ENTITY_ " Christmas presents for my mom " "
Lol _TWITTER-ENTITY_ thinks she tweets a lot when she has five in a row
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ mine too the lady caught me starring in the distance with my mouth open ...
Pretty Ricky's Pandora station is getting me to work this morning !
There's always a sing along going on in our suite _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ come on Kayla .. thats an awful excuse
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ CAUSE I GOT YOU
I buy guy shoes sometimes can't lie I like the guy vans better than the girl ones and I have like 3 other pairs of guy shoes STILL CUTETHO
Lizard Elvis , with gold beads
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ pretty sure y'all died last night . Well Matthew did at least
I hope that was about me because SHE FUCKED HIM TOO !
I give it about 10 minutes before Miley Cyrus is trending on twitter .
“ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ : \To be fair , any 5th year senior like John Craig , is a legend on campus " ” pretty sure this is the work of _TWITTER-ENTITY_ "
They go out more than I do
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ laughing at your vines . damn rose !
Wanderlust is so funny
\Are you Mormon ? " " No , but I need to be " #patientproblems "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ haha ill talk to you at like one . Night night girly
Lmfao Family Guy is a fucking riot
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ How'd you like all my messages in school ??
can't listen to candy shop with out thinking about _TWITTER-ENTITY_ dad
she's been the same size since elementary school
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ yeah a sleep therapist bc every night i have dreams he rapes me
Racing _TWITTER-ENTITY_ home #priceless
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ and I found meth in a methless place .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you should have 9 more to say
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ all you have to do is study the questions from the tests lol it's all questions you've had before
This movie he pill " on Netflix is cracking me up . "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you shoulda went shopping with me . no one wants to go . what'd ya get .
Almost at 6k , fuck with me .
If ya want a boy to freakout send him risqué texts and then tell him your 15
“ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ : My candy brings all the kids to the yard , and I'm like just get in the car”
Black Friday is going to be funny af with my girls
lmao , erase it all
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ killing it at half time
Babe's singing along to Brittney Spears . ☺
Had a dream last night that the world was taken over by zombies and an evil wizard ...
You don't even know the meaning since you steal everyone's ideas #original
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ what's going on right now !? #What #yourethebest
“ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ : _TWITTER-ENTITY_ at least we're not home because we suck . #suckstosuck ” that was a good one Paige
Drunk people make me laugh
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ muahahahahahahahahahahahahaha just be greatful you aren't in a group message with me and evan like Ben is
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ we need to hang out sometime !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hey we can just come dressed for Black Friday shopping , we wore yoga pants last year
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I'm dead !
My grandma did a hit and run and doesn't remember what even
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ haha ya got me , that was a good one lol
learning all the lyrics to the believe album _TWITTER-ENTITY_
Why is my team full of weirdos ?!
nothing makes me laugh harder than the look the person doing my pedicure gives me
HA really ? eww
Kaitlyn Leah and Lanie's WCW are always the best
Literally don't ever try and talk to me again
Fuck all men doeeeee hate you all . Bye
LMFAO this man ... _TWITTER-ENTITY_ has over 3,000 unread EMAILS #imdyin
I went dumpster diving today
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ right up your alley then . Haha
It says I'm in Titusville
A potato peeler ! _TWITTER-ENTITY_
making s'mores in the oven , alone because I'm tucky
Either way I'm staying home , so I couldn't really give a shit
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ that sounds like my dad
My neighbors look like a shit show trying to put a tent together #theyneedtoshutup
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Uhh . Actually yeah , that sounds great
will smith just made a really noise & amp ; then smiled at me
If Kels tells me she's becoming a rapper I'm ganna piss myself
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ how's 8th period
Just made mom take me to get makeup , and now the lady in Merle Norman is giving her a makeup .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ that made my day
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ the Cowboys
When I got picked up I didn't even know it was snowing until I stepped outside lol
My 4 year old nephew just told us a girl tried to kiss him yesterday and he ran away screaming
\ i fingered you & amp ; 20mins later gave daps to you'r ex boyfriend " - _TWITTER-ENTITY_ "
are you ? are you really ?
Oh tear lol sole
My dad's still bitchin '
Matt is there a tweet or text that you have ever sent without using \ud83d��� ""
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I already got what I want #suckstosuck
Chillen with mark madden . He's funny as hell
How Madison ends FaceTime & gt ; & gt ; & gt ; & gt ; & gt ;
my mom just spent the last half an hour driving around Bolton with her alarm going off
If bcoll expects me to sing today she's got another thing comin .
It's a v6 guys ... Not as fast as it may seem
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I'm probably packing a suitcase
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ YAYAYAY to bad lay lay won't
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ okay yep IM the toddler ...
This conversation right now _TWITTER-ENTITY_ #cantstoplaughing
These little 10 year olds just asked if Abbie if she was transgender I'm so done
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ your header ❤️
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Now you feel my pain .
A kid in my neighborhood just told me I had a nice butt
Watching total blackout in math
Girl in my class just said DUI instead of DIY during her presentation
Haley just got called a freshman
Almost everywhere I go I get mistaken for _TWITTER-ENTITY_ ✋ Stop copying my looks .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Oh dear . That is such a horrid picture .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ HAHAHA you literally are it's kind of sad .
Love seeing fire trucks and ambulances outside my dorm
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ maybe that's why I don't have friends
Haha had to put my own name out their
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ HASHTAG !!!
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ You came out the closet
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ omg I read that wrong at first . Glad you want carbs not crabs .
My grandparents still have a VHS player
Finding notes me and _TWITTER-ENTITY_ wrote in 8th grade & gt ; & gt ; & gt ; & gt ;
Hey boy those pubic hairs glued to your head ? #curlyhairprobs
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Yes the dead ones ? Wouldn't forget about those
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ i laughed so hard at this how did you get fountain
Lmao . _TWITTER-ENTITY_ and I met Angui's mom today . omg . I'm dying .
Ran over my first person today ...
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ lol at least you know it cause your mom would whoop your ass if you did
Me and Averi cranking up at this vines
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ maybe . It would be like deadliest catch out there
I try to draw cool things on snapchat , but it never works
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ what's with these sexual tweets ?
\ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ : My brother said " haters gunna hate & amp ; kodys gunna masterbate " " HAHAHAHA "
Watching _TWITTER-ENTITY_ try and jog is like watching a retarded giraffe walk
I always tweet lyrics and I got people who think dat shit about them
run forest run ✌
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ & amp ; _TWITTER-ENTITY_ right now ! & gt ; & gt ; & gt ; #LMFAO
Just thought of body shot maternity pants _TWITTER-ENTITY_
The phones they use in Ned's Declassified
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ that's cause I am your mother ... Lolololol Star Wars moment ? I wouldn't know cause I've never seen it before
you're so pretty & amp ; we used to talk a lot about how much we hated guys
I feel sorry for who ever is out at this moment !
I just repierced my nose and passed out
\You can drop it like it's hot but I'm not picking you up !! " Oh ok thanks best friend _TWITTER-ENTITY_ "
This is going to be my first full week of school for the year ..
No big deal just saw someone casually driving with their passenger side door wide open
One of the bingo players thought Cathy Bogusky was my mom
Someoneeee send me all the pictures from last night
I think it so funny that my family acknowledges the fact that I have drank for a while now
It's called joking around ? But good call
I just crashed my car and I'm still making plans for tonight what is wrong with me
my mom just told me & amp ; kate we was laughing so hard lastnight we was killing her nerves . we done good . _TWITTER-ENTITY_
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahaha ok i was guessing
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ no I don't
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ I HAVE A VIDEO OF THAT
For anyone who heard us Christmas Carroll , I'm sorry
This South Park episode right now has me weak lmao
Can we all just take a moment to laugh at the fact that I just put ice cubes on my salad instead of in my drink
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ is silly for what he was talking to me about after practice today
1st hour Final tomorrow so ready i guess
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ youre voice ❤
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ oh god is he singing ?
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ why ???? are you scared of girls
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ and I are having a grand old time tonight !
John Luke on duck dynasty right now
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ we are having a serious conversation then randomly talks about jake muck
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ and he's married !!!! I would be DIVORCED
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I know it was a \long one " "
Only being able to remember what you did the night before by texts and tweets
\I think someone moved the table " "
I'm done complimenting people . It's just gonna get me in shit lmao . So let's not
Watching finding Bigfoot what a joke
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ she snap chatted me
My grandpa : if we get a parking spot by 10 after I'm gonna twerk .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ no I think it's switched actually
Uh oh will pulled out the guitar
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ that seriously just made my day . Holy shit
“ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ : My family couldn't get any crazier . I swearrrr . Things got broke , fights almost happened , but laughing most of all ! ”yes .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ thanks ☺️
Still dying off the message this man _TWITTER-ENTITY_ sent me
That phone convo with _TWITTER-ENTITY_
how does the country have fun with this music bring back the 90s-00s
We'll in fact I won't even talking about you , but I guess that shows you are considering how I was talking about someone else .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ haha it's hilarious
Can't wait to another AP test tomorrow with _TWITTER-ENTITY_
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ nobody's gonna try to help you !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I thought you were balancing a coffee mug on your head in your twitter picture
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ glad to see your in such a good mood
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ seriously , I LOVEE donuts . Just ask Rachel . My wallpaper on my phone is donuts
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ check my last retweet your gonna cheese
I love people that speak their mind . But girls take it to far sometimes .
#oomf and I went to the wrong drivers Ed class
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Hahah oh but I do but thanks ☺
what am I supposed to call them ? sweet tangy balls
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ ight cool . You gonna take me out to dinner ?
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ god I love you
Moms text messages from the boys soccer games⚽ & gt ; & gt ; & gt ;
Everyone at conclave all weekend is gunna see it ... ugh the advisors are gunna chew my ass . Whatever not my fault i have a sex life .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahahah love you too babe
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ sowwwwy it was just so clever
I went over my data .. Yet .. I still use it . You know my bill won't be too pretty
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ lmao must've been a long time ago because I don't remember
I knew you were trouble when you walked in
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ #TeamHonda4Life .... while I drive a Chevy
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ : If you won’t sing in the car with me when we drive , we can’t be friends . _TWITTER-ENTITY_
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Glad you find it so stunning .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I will , I should be getting on the treadmill for a 40 minute jog tmrw
Well taylar is in some shit
Well now that everyone I was texting suddenly died , I guess it's time for bed lmao ✌
You just like the taste of my name or what ?
7- it's so fun messing with you . Especially today in civics
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahahaha I know I saw it and I was like I have to show nana !! She will love it
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahaha
Just learned _TWITTER-ENTITY_ is terrible at freestyling
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ THANK YOU FOR TAKING IT AS A JOKE LIKE IT WAS MEANT TO BE TAKEN
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ well that blows
This did not just happen ......
When _TWITTER-ENTITY_ just shows up at your house > & gt ; & gt ; & gt ;
these cheerleading moments on ridiculousness #laughingfordays
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ SAME HERE
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ well that makes my day like only one other thing could
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ I'm felt like I was dying last night ! Whatever that pink girly crap was that I drank tore me up inside !
Pie pulled out a stack today in class lol , he's my dude
Dress pants and my boots > & gt ; & gt ; screw high heels today !
I kinda love _TWITTER-ENTITY_
Take me to the spa so I know it's real ...
I'm smoking a Dutch in a car wash right now lmfao ✌✌
Stop fishing for compliments
Apparently , I was gabbing last night in my sleep .... No wonder I'm so exhausted today .
how to live with your parents ( for the rest of your life ) = HILARIOUS
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ that's what everyone says about him
If people would be looking at _TWITTER-ENTITY_ and I .. Sticking my fingers in her mouth and taking pictures of her teeth #lollipop
“ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ : All the girls want a relationship ? Maybe stop passing the good guys and stop being bitches and maybe someone will like u”
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I'm laughing right now omg
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ this is probably about me
That's mad funny
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ classic hunter move
Lol _TWITTER-ENTITY_ the guys ' commentary while playing video games
I just found a dollar in the parking lot and I gave it to the front desk this Fabian assignment is going to be a piece of
You need that good , good Madea ?
Eating Oreos reminds me of when _TWITTER-ENTITY_ told me there were insect legs in them and I smacked one out of _TWITTER-ENTITY_ mouth #missit
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ take a picture of him
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ okay clay ! Whatever you say !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ bhahaha that's great
Colt 45 is playing at this bar right now .
5 million girls talk to the same 3 guys . #beatsme
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ That's the law ?
Hahahaha mark right now
\ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ : She didn't even know how to spell pickle . " just that one time "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ ole Beth likes this
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ I just laughed way too hard at this and I don't know either one of you
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ HAHAHAHAAAA I said the same thing to Nick
Finishing an entire bottle of wine to myself plus multiple bowls
The first thing boston said to me ... \damn you buff . " "
Hardly anyone is dressed up y'all a bunch of lozerzzzzz
Why should you never iron a 4 leaf clover ? Because you might press your luck ! _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_
Finally recovered . Hallelujah
why is your header a bunch of papers ? you don't even smoke .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ wife this up
Sorry for creeping on your Instagram .. _TWITTER-ENTITY_
I WISH I COULD QUOTE THAT , but god there is plenty of those out here _TWITTER-ENTITY_
It's really funny to see your ex downgrade #SorryNotSorry
When _TWITTER-ENTITY_ calls , talks , mumbles then hangs up and doesn't call back ..
#ReplaceAWordInAMovieWithTampon Saving Private Tampon . I could so this all night
bitches looking like raccoons with their eye liner
I miss being at _TWITTER-ENTITY_ on #ThirstyThursday
This picture _TWITTER-ENTITY_ I love your face in this
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ going off about the spiders in our window #dead _TWITTER-ENTITY_
#2013TaughtMe that I have been to nice and it's time to be a bitch
I ate pizza for three days straight last week .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ oh I get it ! no I meant you're not cause I'm not watching it either
I feel like more women watch the vs fashion show then men .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ glad I'm not the only one ! #OhWhale
I told my dad I was drinking a fishbowl so he responded by asking me if I could bring the glass home for his pet koi fish . #Asian probs
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ I can't believe you ran out of the classroom
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ Omg and Randy we can't be friends if you hate on hockey . Come on now .
Ha Stevens probably thinks they will win
I die at some of the snaps I get
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ She was too funny ! I was dying .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ u never ever beat me son whether I was fat or skinny
I can't even take myself seriously
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ that class is gonna be amazing
And she just punched the window . #roadragemamma
my 9 month pregnant sister-n-law is cooking for our family tomorrow night yes , this is really happening .
Live for _TWITTER-ENTITY_ snap chats
Reading twitter is funny
\I spit truth " " that's not the only thing I heard you spit " " well mom I don't swallow I'm a classy broad " "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ this tweet just made my day
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ that's why he tells me she's a smut
Dying at these subtweets right now
AUBURN JUST WON
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ that line changed ma life lmao haven't smoked since
Chris just called me to tell me he's depressed over shoes , and I actually feel bad ... Theirs bigger problems and were worried about shoes
You girls are just ratchet now
Hope you like the feeling of regret , since you'll soon be feelin it
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ has the funniest vines
The Cowboys . ha !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hey big girl we gonna have fun tonight ?
\The fam doesn't get to eat the cheddar biscuits but some random broad is getting to eat the cheddar biscuits .. " - Huey Freeman "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I don't that could be anymore accurate
The dudes at drake definitely think I'm an alcoholic
Beauty school drop out . Go back to high school _TWITTER-ENTITY_
She was also not pleased when I came home at 7 and passed out on da couch
GOT to see a hunted house
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I just died
Awe I got called a whore , so sad
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ smelling my air freshener last night tho
calli almost killed us cuz of a spider crawled on her while driving
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ it's cool . We all make mistakes .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ stop you're killin me
And if you don't like it ? Lol fuck you .
Gawd I'm so strange
lindsey is the most fun person to take pictures of when she doesn't know they're being taken
These snapchatts > & gt ; & gt ; & gt ; & gt ; lmao
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ seriously ! And then they're like OMG whoever said that is so mean ! And the person that said it just gets all the satisfaction
Can I touch your pants ? _TWITTER-ENTITY_
The things me and Dev talk about on the bus _TWITTER-ENTITY_
“ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ : \If she tells us one more time why we are here I'm going to flip out ! " _TWITTER-ENTITY_ I can't stop laughing ! ” so funny "
It's funny how brittnee is like the only one who reads my tweets
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ take one behind the counter , then come over and we shall play
Bitch you hit the freshman 50
By far the biggest girl I've ever had to play .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ shhhh
Omg I'm never texting you again , you make me feel too stupid ✋
But if it makes a difference , I would never cheat on you matty
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ yous will only laugh at me
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ it sucks
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I'm crying
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ always face timing when she takes her hour baths .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ LOL yeah i saw you toobut you kinda looked at me weird so i didnt say anything
Holy shit . The Giants suck .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ lol yeahhh
Haven't gotten my uniform yet this year and my mom is bugging out
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahahah stop my sister bought thing big thing n ill bake like 12 of em just for a snack
It was not her fault and she goin let me know .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ what ? Lol
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ well I'm gonna be screaming out loud in the shower #ilstopnow
Friends still .? #wow
Hahahaha dad had to go to anger management today .
driving in high heels is a bit difficult
Watching _TWITTER-ENTITY_ boyfriend do insanity !
So I take pictures ..
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I do not , I jus miss takin the bus home and hanging out with you literally everyday of my life lol
Sorry about your luck
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I hope I made your brother happy
I feel like my entire life consists of finding rides to places
What Mikey told me earlier was the funniest thing I've ever heard makes me feel bad though .
I told John the janitor to put a coat on while he's shoveling in the snow .. He said I'm not his mother
Billy thinks he can run a 5k with mefeel free to come and watch this
Alex idk what we're doing tonight and even if I knew if still say i don't know .
Took _TWITTER-ENTITY_ all of 0.000001 seconds to favorite my last tweet
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ actually laughing out loud ... Evan told me to calm down dogs with tumblr , I'm dying
When I talk to my grandma about putting her in a home when she's of age in public and all the old people hear our conversation #yourenext
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you're banned ?
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ so many people ask that
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ oh my goodness Cameron ... #ShakeMyHead
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I can't even explain how true this is !
I have no problem in going up to some random guy and telling him he's hot
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ i know what this is too ..
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ and why you always tweeting like you mad about something ?
Took out the trash in my boxers . Mom was pissed .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahaha omg
In Waffle House and 3 boys singing \I will always love you " uhhhhh "
Yay ! I got a date to see safe haven ! But can't post in on twitter #youweirdo
I didn't mean to favorite that ... Awk . I meant the one above it
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I'll probably be the only person that thinks this is hilarious
Everyone liked Miley .. Then the VMA's happened .
My house is like a big dance floor _TWITTER-ENTITY_
Mitchell cracks me up
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ girl I know your struggle I really do
having to direct message Leah cause she's phone less
Finally hit 3,000 tweets lol
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahaha awe okay
I can do anything !
Me & amp ; my sister on snapchat
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you Gary amanda Briana becca Haley meagn and Marisa !
My mom is thirsty ...
Girl behind me said \ 4 exams in 5 days . Since when is this finals week ?! " Lmao #dark "
Qell know he posted that picture
Brekelle is calling my attractiveness out in twitter ... C'mon girl least take me to dinner first !!
LOL at the snap _TWITTER-ENTITY_ just sent me .
These tweets are killing me #subtweettohannatiprachleahjess
Lol My friends from my hometown are always w their boyfriends and I'm single af
I love how you tell me to never text you again , and then two days later you text me
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ YUS . SO TRUE ! #bestfriends
Reminiscing to morp last year .. fun times
“ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ : Thought I saw a giant squirrel on campus but it turned out to be a skunk so now my life's ruined” so many squirrels here
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ and now , you're on instagram ? Bravo ! ❤
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ absolutely loved my snapchats earlier
lol my brother is singing Christmas songs in the shower and anyone who knows my brother knows he doesn't sing #rockon
You're so whipped ... Omg lmfao
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I'll be the white girl screaming at the top of her lungs next time
CJ just broke his chair in Miley #fatty
The conversation I'm having right now
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ well don't come .. That way I can keep the title !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ basically sent me to his room like a peasant because he wants to watch breaking bad and were on diff episodes #loveyoutoo
Us Italians just have caviar for dinner
Topless on the beach , you can call me Kendra
On the bright side I have time to do homework . While all my friends are at work .
That argument after chemistry today
I asked ammo if he wanted to go to Dutchgap tonight he looked at me and slowly walked away
It's Ike last year on rerun
Almost got hit by an Asian driver while riding my bike . Why am I not surprised ?
That was so funny when they put freddy on
Pretty sure Ithaca celebrates today more than any other holiday Lolz
Just saw some drunk bitch laying on the sidewalk
Just bought my 3rd Ed Sheeran poster ... I think I have a problem
I'm literally dying at the moment
\You bitches are nuts " - jade's dad "
Katie's driving though .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ um YES that would be awesome
I just became that girl who wears leggings as pants
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ haha back in the day
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ okay there's no bat so I had to improvise
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I offered 10 and you were willing to do it for less
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hehehe that's what you gett
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ ohhh wow
Gotta take a devlin #favoritemovie
Shout out to that one girl in my grade who im not even friends with that liked my bros selfie on instagram , he thinks your a fucking creep
Nick Cannon is making an album ..
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ lolol it's okay though !!
The snapchat _TWITTER-ENTITY_ just sent me has me dyin
That cop was out to get a little old lady going to church . Things my aunt carol says
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ especially when it's the rich white people of Jordan creek #ayyy
They made a movie about that old Nam vet who clocked that dude on the bus starring Danny Trejo
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ 3 days ago
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ made my night 1000x better #dying
Juicys always on another level
So _TWITTER-ENTITY_ thinks this is a fake account of me good one
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I just don't understand ... Idiot like live your youth years before being that tied down !
Ice cream and Jerry Springer #groundedlife
Since I Can't Sleep , Someone Come Play In My Hair & amp ; Tell Me I'm Pretty . You Can Play My Xbox When I Fall Asleep .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ she posted another bikini picture talking about how dumb Dunlap girls are
Oh shit giraffes head !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ it looks like I'm gonna pee my pants
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ that's sad , i feel bad for you
Was it you that called me Bo Jengals during 6th period ?? _TWITTER-ENTITY_
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ HAHAHHA I'VE NEVER EVEN SEEN THIS PICTURE .. BUT IT'S PRICELESS #datcaptiondoe
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ its nasty
\ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ : _TWITTER-ENTITY_ I love your car !! " aww thank you !! ☺ have fun today !! Make sure Lani stays out of trouble "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ lol done deal I wish I just have to do it
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ Too bad Corvettes don't have back seats ...
I seriously laugh at everything & I don't know why
I'm so hopeless
Getting anxiety bc the trees so ugly
I wanna watch Benchwarmers now
Who would ever want to be your boyfriend
I seriously said ' Where's Molly ' when I couldn't find my car just now !
\I just really hope this is a robe . " Not your average 6 year olds wish . "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ it was a throwback on pandora
I hate to say it but I am honestly so glad she messed up .. #Herloss
Mario's mom sounds like the Mexican lady on family guy
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahaha
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahaha basically . I think it's funny how Emerald Isle people are scared of New Bern cause they think it's a super ghetto town
It's hard being a girl .. So flipping hard .. ❤️
Taylor's grandmom- I know why you don't have any Christmas money left its cause you spent it all on food & amp ; cigarettes .
I can't stand you .. Go away . #sorrynotsorry
My sister broke her phone so Verizon ordered her a new one , but the phone that came in the mail was used .
I'm kidding it wasn't cute . Duck face & amp ; peace sign for daayzzz #prevtweet
How are the eagles doing ? _TWITTER-ENTITY_
The funniest thing at Grinbergs place the other night was all the girls that fell into that pond when they were running
That wasn't about anyone on twitter
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I did ! I just wanted everyone to know ☺
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ that bib is hilarious !!!!! Hahaa nice choice
I don't have a boyfriend so I'm spoiling my bother
I'm on break & amp ; my boss comes back here & amp ; says what are you doing ? I reply I'm on twitter his reply I don't know how I feel about that .
I was a asshole to my grandfather , and my mom and I are laughing ahhhh hahahahahHa
Missed soccer practice for his one month anniversary .... #gayboyproblems
How crazy is it that I'm an hour behind you _TWITTER-ENTITY_ #timezones hahaha
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahaha new year , most likely same exact me
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I felt so bad & amp ; tried so hard to hold back from laughing . Your mom brought that up to my aunt along with the Icee incident lol
I'm not going to health Tuesday I'm getting tired of waking up
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Lucky bitch
wish I could put _TWITTER-ENTITY_ snap chats on here
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ eat your frozen grapes
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ ahhhhhahahahaaaaa ! I miss you !!!!
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I can't !!!!
Is my face in your background on twitter .. _TWITTER-ENTITY_
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I saw you take this picture . Kinda stared .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ why would you ever tweet that what if I never saw it !
This drive to RI >
I just wanna say Ian has no friends _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_
Some girl got hello kitty duck tape to rig her bumper ..... #poorgirlprobs
ok I think my leg is broke bc I can't walk
This snoring #Rollin
thank you lard , they left
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ no it's not . What even .
US History first period . woo
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahaha autism .... doesn't your gramma have that #blondemoment
That meant to say Phil not phi
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ omg that was your dad I'm dead
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ I was so confused
This is the end is hysterical
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahaaaa what
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I mean I'm pretty positive
Wow everyone agrees with andrew #hater
Lmao I swear _TWITTER-ENTITY_ has too much fun with these vines .
Well maybe if the cops were \protecting " the city instead of giving out bogus traffic tickets , this wouldn't have happened .. #subway "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ that would be like your 17th then ...
I just lost all respect for you✌
My cousins call their parents \muhmuh & amp ; daddy " in front of their friends & amp ; 100% of the time . They're both older than me I love them "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ like you do laundry
Extremely curious as to who put tinsel and ornaments all over my car . ily whoever you are
That was 2 funny , but I just can't retweet it !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ im really not tho
Perhaps we've drank too many beers and trimmed too much weed tonight
FRIENDZONED THE SHIT OUTTA HER
Or grab them feet stockings from payless
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ downtown Plymouth
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ happened to me too
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ AHHHH ... The time capsule !! #bestideever #loveyouguys
I love how my chorus class just tweets all period #priceless
Lol this girls laugh from last night
Me and gabby stalk eachothers twitter way too much
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ I look like a man ? Ahhahahahhahahahahahhaahaahahhahahahahahhahah
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ shut the fuck up Alicia hahahahahah but that was pretty funny
Me & amp ; Sarah just send ratchet snap chats to each other over & amp ; over
According to Rebecca , I'm grounded because I didn't pack my matching Christmas pajamas ...
Lol smell my hands _TWITTER-ENTITY_
literally the only time you text me is to send me a really ugly picture of myself ... at least I can make fun of it
The last time I gave a shit ... Was in my diaper !
Lolol if that's not a lie then idk what is
Every time it snows kids talk about drifting .. Your cars fwd and automatic
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ doubt it all you want ..
I'm glad I have Daniella to tell me my passwords because I forget them what would I do without you ? _TWITTER-ENTITY_
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I can't drink milk
When my picture on Instagram of fucking rain gets as many pictures of you half naked . You're doing something wrong .
That lasted just about as long as I thought it would
WELL , now that I got that off my chest
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ didnt even do anything ..
What mrs. ball said to Adam at lunch today LOL > & gt ; & gt ; _TWITTER-ENTITY_
Zac has just told me about 10 chemistry jokes in a row without hesitation #ICantHandleHim #NerdLife
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ what are you guys wearing tomorrow ? Bumming it or looking decent
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ good idea , wow thank you but literally same
Who gets \Christmas Tree " and " Cookie Sheet " mixed up ? No one but my little Nanny . "
Derek's Instagram name being breakerofjaws
little bro is working on his egg drop project ... _TWITTER-ENTITY_ & amp ; _TWITTER-ENTITY_ ... Didn't we do that together on Halloween at Liz's old house ??
That why Jess writes mine for me
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I actually have a B in his class and I'd rather write the paper on how I feel
My ex texted me last night lol that was an interesting drunk convo
I feel like college is going to be like zoey101 but with alottta drinking
What a goof ball
I was obvi W
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I can't tell you how true that is omg
Oh does that journey song being back good memories #lol #missit
That poor little boy today _TWITTER-ENTITY_
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ shouldn't have bet it then .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ did you delete your tweet ?
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ one of my friends got an underage one night and the first tweet she has is \I never got to be mayor of titty city " "
My feet kill
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahaha do it !!
I thought I had a thing for frat guys .. but I really have a thing for old frat guys #pc07 #getit
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ YOU BASTARD !!!!!!!
She's so seriously 14 . Are you kidding me
I wish my Mommom would let me move in with Meghan
Ew .. like can you not
Lol we all know you're a crazy , bipolar bitch . #needhelpasap
My professor just used the word \Gooch " to describe , well , the gooch lmfao "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ not sure if I want her to be there or not
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ omg luke babz . hahahaha
My big dog looks so awkward in that picture cause he was stretching
That picture of _TWITTER-ENTITY_ on Instagram > & gt ; & gt ; & gt ;
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ thanks babe ! Love you toooo☺
Coal Grove PD , smh .
I'm retired but going back to college ... Best line I've heard today
Watching these two play FIFA is seriously the funniest thing ever
\It doesn't really need a caption .. It just screams retard " oh auntie lanie "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ * you're But seriously Big foot is my biggest fear .. No joke about that big guy
This dude on the ESPYs is hilarious
My family used to be so fun on family vacations and now all we do is sit around and play board games #turnup
Hahaha what has our lives come too
Anything that has to do w/ beyonce i automatically think of _TWITTER-ENTITY_
I love our team conversations _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ #twitterlessMeganDanaErikaLindaKaylee
Obviously my dad would bring road sodas and get baked before my 6 year old nieces play
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ thank you I just don't understand like have some respect for your boyfriend hahah
It's not hard maddie !!! Just find some weirdos and you're good to go ✌
When mom scares herself sleeping cause she snored and wakes herself up . #PRICELESS
it must really suck when you \THINK " you know everything #suckstobeyou #SUBTWEET "
\Every girl in the world " Throwing it back "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ remember when you almost got ran over by a girl on a skateboard today ?
Nana was watching it with us
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ thanks for the wave
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahaha yes I love this picture
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahaha yepp that's exactly what they're called
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I totally feel you
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Stoppp lmfao . Send them to my phone
Cat thinks he's big
I love Sam & amp ; Corey !
My first name Isn't really cameron ..
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you must be talking about all of those George Strait songs ...
When I met _TWITTER-ENTITY_ she used to give me back handed compliments all the time
Out of nowhere , my grandpa just told me he's going to buy me a pet snake for my dorm room
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you should have kept it !
This lady in my class said I could help myself to her sour gummy worms , I bet she regrets that now that they're gone ☺️
And he said so if I put it in my pants pocket I'm gunna get penis cancer !? he's too funny lmfao I love my Grampa
Okay okay ... Everybody is pissed at that tweet
I have good fridge water .. _TWITTER-ENTITY_ says so
Only perry county has a drive thru for Tobacco products haha
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ right now
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ just touched him with my nose he said don't let it ever get that cold he is something else
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ after I get off work Kyle and I are invading your house & amp ; taking you night swimming !! _TWITTER-ENTITY_
Of course mike favorited that cause he knows
Chloe !!! _TWITTER-ENTITY_ your songs on
You were never competition
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ Pete why don't u say it to my face oh yeah that's right cause ur a PUSSY
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ I'm dying right now . Hahaha
Pops is over hype about the iOS 7 .
Watching _TWITTER-ENTITY_ with my dad > & gt ; & gt ;
all my friends are mad at me except jenna
I get weird looks in class bc of the faces I make when i snapchat
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Only you Luke
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ what did he do ??
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ god dammit .... I meant bed . Now I gotta fucking delete it because you made me feel awkward
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ well anyway happy birfday i love youuu franny Jean Biggs
I'm not even kidding seriously someone help me find a date
I'm in such a weird mood rn
Lmao watched someone trip and fall on the sidewalk and I cannot stop laughing
Why is fine so funny ?!
Sam posted that because he thought he looked hot
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ haha oka
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ ill need it
When your girlfriend tries to tweak over FaceTime
This is my favorite hey Arnold . Girly Helga
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I mean shit happens lol .. What are ya gonna do ?! #nofucksgiven
I feel so bad for my dog .. Since my parents wait until the last minute to get her fixed , she has to wear pull ups until Monday ...
Damn you fake ass ! A Bombshell bra ! Haha you really are something else .
Watch I see everybody in the mall today to get new outfits
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you tooo I almost didn't notice you in the fresh ass whip
Our entire family playing Heads Up is definitely the move rn
I'm walking around the hotel room with headphones in even though there's no music just so my parents won't talk to me
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I'm eating pizza flavored ones right now as we speak
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahaha that so applied to me though
When Keith and I were on the beach this guy tried to get us to smoke with him an we were like \hi uhm no thanks " #RezRats "
Dying laughing listening to my mom gossip about our cousin that dropped everything and went to china to find his online gf
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ not surprising
Ok sorry for all of my tweets tonight night y'all
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ get on that kay
I was like no but that's my bestfriend _TWITTER-ENTITY_ #weird
That's messed up Emma ... And throw down means fights haha
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ is harming the literate .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ ' s avi & gt ; & gt ; & gt ; lookin at them boobiessss
The lets make it awkward marissa texted me .
That vine I just made
- I don't have much to say , I mean i thought you hated me ??
Wow ... Half an hour of being the old me & amp ; I'm already happier
Failosophy is funny
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I feel so bad
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ that would be a dream come true . Or even more so they cancel Friday too lol like 13 inches of snow
Whenever my mom is being a diva , my grandpa pretends like he's playing a violin .
Only _TWITTER-ENTITY_ and I would take 15 minutes to find our car in the fair parking lot
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ is the man SAY IT WITH YOU CHEST
Just asked T-Boy to prom . haha !!!!
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ woah , call em out next time
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ u want a pillow for that dream .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ yeahh , but I'm in Florida so I can't watch any of the games
I called like four people I def shouldn't have last night
The Snapchat I just sent _TWITTER-ENTITY_ & gt ; & gt ; & gt ;
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ ill be right over to pick it up
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Roll Tide ...
I love my great uncle so much because he's the only one that makes fun of my Grammy more than me
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Joey , you better stick to your longboard instead of the car .
I've Asked Nik like 3 of these questions lol
Momma made a mistake leaving me with the house , AND her car this weekend #lastnighttho _TWITTER-ENTITY_
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Oh I love you
Alec's going to get lost coming to my house .
My sister just made me buy her a slurpee while we wait for the carwash . That's her Christmas present lolololol #kidding
A guy named Steve-0 heard my name and said it sounded like a Pokemon and then continued to say my Docs looked like they'd been to Iraq
Sometimes I question the basis of my friendship with _TWITTER-ENTITY_
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahaha don't mess with them sperrys !! #ballin
secretly wishing it was david though
Wtf is with this ask.fm stuff ? U GUYS AREN'T THAT INTERESTING . No , really .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ thank you for all the laughs during this roast of _TWITTER-ENTITY_
Mr john stealing shots of tequila ... Some things never change
That dude got hung so bad ..
You know it's bad when you have a dream you forgot to schedule and wake up and jump out of bed and run to your computer lmao . My life .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ woulda died if he said no
But seriously , put #MichaelVick in
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ that's almost as good as the lemon guy .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ mother Russia you're mine
Remember when we were all in 5th grade and we all vowed to never drink or do drugs ? Yeah that all went to hell .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Haha yes
Just seen _TWITTER-ENTITY_ early Christmas present ; must be nice . Now look who's rich .
My mother came out in a slight frantic worried about Wally and I's friendship .
Can't wait till they see eachother in the hallway
allyson sneezes so funny & gt ; & gt ;
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ and everyone that's a lesbian loves her cause she's kinda hot ! And a lesbian apparently !
That's a long Tim Trevor
I can't even deal with tiarra rn
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I wasn't talking about you ?. It's a song .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahahhahahahhaha
Can't wait to tell _TWITTER-ENTITY_ about her boy tomorrow .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ my mom hasn't seen mine yet
How do people like me ?
Lys called me at like what 4/5ish last night to tell me a story
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ take mine
how old are you✨
My Dad Is Fucking Crazy
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ oh darn keep trying
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ omg I can't
Kid straight pissed me right off !
Here I am in New York ... Alone
Sheldon's fake smile is the best . It gets me every time
SHE NIGGER LICKED OUR COOKIES
\I'm just saying I'd be a 10 . Okay at least an 8 . Maybe a 9.9 " -Jeremy "
Alexa just set the fire alarm off in my house omfg
WTF Regans butt is not bigger than mine .
My dad is probably the weirdest person ever
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ aw your growing up so fast
Why do the black guys sound different in this draft then that NBA draft ?
Momma Lisa's road rage gets me . Every . Single . Time . #dying #movepeasant
Anna's tweets are full of the stupid/hilarious shit that Ethan says , so if anyone needs their day made ..
Fun . Night . _TWITTER-ENTITY_
Thank you to whoever asked me the wonderful question on ask☺ ill make sure I stop being ugly
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ & amp ; _TWITTER-ENTITY_ voicemails from last night . & gt ; & gt ; & gt ; & gt ; #missyoufoools
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ lmfao nice vest .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ it had to be done . You said the L word . No going back .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ let's serenade them into one final A+
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ has the worst luck
I could literally watch vines all night . So funny !!!
I can't even deal right now > & gt ; & gt ; & gt ; & gt ;
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ laugh makes me laugh
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ no idea about any baseball stuff .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ is gay
hahaha fuuuuck it
I'm not that weird _TWITTER-ENTITY_
When your families fireworks are better than the town's fireworks & gt ; & gt ; & gt ; & gt ;
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ me and my 5 kids
Olli Walli is getting angry .
\He's the perfect guy minus the fact that he's a player douchebag " hahaha #ihaveproblems _TWITTER-ENTITY_ "
Fiji water is life
I be damned if Jacob get in a fight and im not there i'll be right behind his ass #TwinPower \We Ready ""
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahaha , I really do have good luck sometimes but idk . I guess we'll see !
My hair was so cute when i went to sleep .. Wtf happen ?
I'm pretty sure _TWITTER-ENTITY_ liked my butt last night
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ speeds as bad as I do . Runs in the fam I guess ...
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ i bet that ring smells good though ✌
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I know
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ did u hear brick say the word \shitty " "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ I like any dick !!!!!
that nap lasted like 5 minutes
That was about the weirdest commercial I have ever seen
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ it's okay ! Mom loves me i can do what ever i want and get away with it ! I'll protect you
Your poor poor soul !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I sit by the girl who's face always looks like she's smelling shit
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I love you so much
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ . I read this and thought you said you were naked and afraid if this show
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ either way its nick at night , not nick & amp ; night
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ - But seriously , _TWITTER-ENTITY_ Vines are the best .
how do you fall asleep in the shower
\Mom do you over pack ? " " Yeah .... but not as bad as you ... " "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ It happens to us all the time and my mom just goes along with it
Do you stalk her page so you can like every new upload ? Desperate much !?
THE STEELERS ARE GOING TO THE PLAYOFFS AND THEY HAD A 0.7 CHANCE
Lmao my parents just got home & amp ; they both were super confused to how it was already 3 ! Lmao
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ like what are you doing ✋
When _TWITTER-ENTITY_ sends me snapchats of him singing
\I only share things that go in my mouth with Ashlynn " - my sister we allll took that in the wrong way "
Downing these fries on break
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahahah , I'm watching that too !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you know what that means ?! #dancin #lookmanohands
I love females
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ is gonna be one happy person when she checks her snapchat !!
This is hilarious to me
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I miss you being brutally honest to strangers
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ says she doesn't even know why she dates me . She told me I'm nothing but a weirdo . ✋lucky shes my best pal
Hahaha Mebane cracks me up when there's a chance of snow even if it were to snow , the shit will be gone by the time I wake up
Do you know what grade she's in ?
My grandma is such a hippie
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ lmao it's a shit show from the minute I get here til the minute I leave hahah crazy old people
Starr's Mill's announcements are soooo ghetto .
my dad is singing
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ and _TWITTER-ENTITY_ tweet's crack me up ! #CantDeal
I'm fucking hilarious
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ only some
Dayyum I need to get ole blue lifted !
Mickey hates Maria
OMG listening to my mom and her sister tell stories about each other as kids > & gt ;
lmfao . Brooke- \ Kinley you better get a shower before your giney rots off . " "
\That cow is giving away the milk for free because it's sour . " This is Emily's dad take on girls who give it up easily ! "
That show is funny . \To me ... It's just comedy . " #QuotesFromAddyson "
on a happier note lol , BRIDESMAIDS IS ON PEOPLE
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE YOU DON'T HAVE A GALL BLADDER
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ oh my gosh this might be the best tweet ever
1555 ahh I miss you . We dated a long time ago .. remember ? Lmao you're pretty funny and cute . We need to catch up !
Softball player too ... coincidence ?
When my dad tries to convince me he just made up the term \B-Springs " & gt ; & gt ; & gt ; & gt ; & gt ; lol he lives under a rock , #NiceTryThough "
Water trampolines are to die for
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Derrick Rose looks too much like Carmex
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ then just to top it off ! We had to find comfy chairs just yo sit down in
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ I just got home ..
I hate the snap chat convos me and _TWITTER-ENTITY_ get into ..... actually no I love em
\Our waiter has the personality of a .. moped ... " - _TWITTER-ENTITY_ "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ , I was waiting for you to reply ! Him so effin cute !
Ole girls got me
“ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ : I used to date a girl with a lazy eye , but she was seeing someone on the side . ”
\Having an F in a class , means F school and drop out " -mom "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ made my night . Your getting scissor kicked in forehead
instead of yelling at us for finding our sweet tea Burnetts my dad tells me he tried it instead #greatrolemodel _TWITTER-ENTITY_
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ this is that Facebook shit man ... take that somewhere else
My back up plans were better than my original plans
I asked my dad to take me driving later and he said maybe ... Oh lawdd
I love Emily sutton . She's such a goober .
The conversation me and _TWITTER-ENTITY_ just had & gt ; & gt ; & gt ;
Tammy is the absolute definition of technologically impared .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ u already look like a retard
My moms at the mall & amp ; goes \I don't think some people have a mirror " "
I love my friends soooooo much ! There's never a dull moment !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ it literally kills me a colander ... what . Tooooo funny
My mommy bought me more Uggs
The NFL is considered to be a nonprofit organization
Lmao that shits too funny . I'd hope any man of mine would have better taste than that ! Keep dreaming you could have it .
Holy shit mom go to bed so I can leave
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ when were you there
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ it is
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ pregunta que costo jaja quiero una
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ ME TOO
It's actually so funny on how bad I am at painting nails
I'm such a slut huh good joke bitch
I love Justin Timberlake
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ twitches so violently when he falls asleep
HAHAHAHAHA WHAT MY MOM JUST RAN INTO A TREE WHOOPS I CANT BREATHE
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ haha I know
“ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ : Fellas , make sure the nut rag is always luke warm for her . Unless she was lazy . Then make that shit ice cold . ”
“ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ : Freshman year I sent myself flowers and puppy chow with a love note to school to make it look like I had a secret admirer\ "
Your the ones that keep tweeting about it .. Hahahaha #shutyourmouth
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ oh stop !!! Hahaha
I think I've made the best decision of my life .
I love when I'm listening to a song and I look behind me and see the girl behind me jamming out to it #getitgurl
I die when _TWITTER-ENTITY_ tries to threaten me !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ LOL exactly why I love it #missyou
It would be funny if people could hear what I'm thinking as I walk down the hall .
Those girls that lead on every guy they talk to . #gohome
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ would only get the ass hole cab
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ .. I swear I'm waiting for a mistake .... lmfaooo be careful gonna end your life !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ aye shawty ! If you find anything to do in FarmVille , please let me know
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ def a dream
Mowgli just unleashed the bear
im actually obsessed with lexi ..
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ your killing me
Everyone's freaking about a position paper when we have 2 essays & amp ; then a position paper to write
We literally haven't said 2 words to each other
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ love you too girl
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ is addicted to Candy Crush now
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahahaha that math homework was such a joke
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ I love it
I AM LAUGHING SO FUCKING HARD RIGHT NOW !!! NOBODY WOULD UNDERSTAND
My chem teacher laughs like Seth Rogan
I'm drunk in front of my mom and she is literally scared out of her mind
Me & amp ; verom just spent a half hour putting ice cream in a blender
Idk if you put the eggs in the water to boil or boil the water first
100 away from 10k
Oh ! I forgot to let everyone know that Brandon told me he loves me today ! Isn't that right ?! _TWITTER-ENTITY_
Those mocking birds though _TWITTER-ENTITY_ I'm dying .
Me em & amp ; anth in a full size bed
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ so much truth in one picture .
“ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ : Who invented the blow job ? Like who just wakes up one day and thinks \Today I will suck a dick . " ” brb dying "
it's almost the end of the 9 weeks & amp ; my grade is still a 63% in physics
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ i feel like when someone calls me papi I'm like an old Mexican or something
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ it's like making fun of jail when you get out
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ it runs in the family
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ this last one is definitely it
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ HOW'D YA KNOW !?
You know you're bored at work when you and your buddy get a piece if wood that looks like a bat and hitting a golf ball #rebels
I feel like _TWITTER-ENTITY_ and I became closer today
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ okay , seeing stars is normal . But colors ?! Go see a doctor immediately ... Haha
HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA omg . I'm lmao _TWITTER-ENTITY_
One time Omar threw a handful of sand in American Eagle .
Literally lol'ing at this girl eating her Wendy's happy meal in Cody's store
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ holy shit
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ This is actually the best idea ever . I'm so upset I didn't think of it . But let's get this plan in action .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ OMG Sean .
Trying to repierce is hard af
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you know what it is !!
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ oh I thought I did .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ where can you find that , I know my girl would like that
S/o to no one for staying up w me . You all fell asleep on me again nbd
You tweet like a girl it's actually hilarious
Ew wtf is that supposed to mean
Since my long charger broke i need an extension cord now
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I didn't block u
my mom trusts me driving to my appointment in the snow
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ ahahaha different person this time but good reference
\Why can't we be like cats , the fatter we get the cuter we are ! Except we'd be failing because we are skinny ... " "
Jamie's asking boys out via snapchat for Erin
Joey Danny and jesses singing
My mom is so oblivious
I'm so perfect , that you copy me by saying you're perfect . Lolololol
Now I'm all worked up .
why are we still talking in all caps
Dad- they should have for women like they have for cars . Show me the vag fax .
Only a new englander will drink ice coffee when it's 23 degrees out
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ mine was the best ! I forgot to go to his room to get my valentine from him
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ well i said something about my boyfriend and you said same .. I was like i ... you know i'm single right ..
People are too dumb to be stupid
My professor told us we had to write a 5 page essay on Miley Cyrus's VMA performance
I had a dream me _TWITTER-ENTITY_ stole Luke Bryan's truck and went mudding . lol
Clay is singing with his friends over Xbox Live #OhClay
I kind of felt like I made liv feel awkward today because I just said hi then I went to go get some ice . Sorry lmao
OMG stop please .
“ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ : I hate having stairs at my house because I've fallen on them SO many times ”
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ we are in West Virginia . We are stopping at Washington D.C. For 2 days . But still . I feel like I'm surrounded by the Amish
My eyes right now I can't
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ is straight creepin right now
my mom was doing 80 in a 55 zone .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I thought that's still how it was ....
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I know , it's an unhealthy obsession
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ throwin up west coast alien style ✌
That was probably the highlight of what happened on campus tonight
Throwin my avi back to the 2nd week of school
\ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ : Driving 95 the whole way to Columbia because I can't wait to see _TWITTER-ENTITY_ and _TWITTER-ENTITY_ " I CAN'T WAIT "
That my washy supposed to be there
There's a new cop in Stoneville and mama said he's cute and for me to talk to him so I said I'll see what I can do to get pulled over .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Shower cap ? Haha . I don't wear shower caps . I'm white . Haha . That's probably shampoo .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ ohh yes you do
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ my eye lashes !
I seriously lol at your pathetic excuse of a life
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ it was funny a'f but I felt bad bad for you !
Guys overanalyze so much omg . I said good luck twice and I liked your poem . Now all of a sudden I'm in love with you ? Yeah no ✋
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ I wrapped the best one today and I thought of you
\Chel I do what I want . " "
My roommate said I had good voicehaha #score _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_
My mom goes shopping and I tell her not to buy me anything ugly
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I'm on it Miranda that's the boob holder and swerve emoji
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ not me
Hahahahah that's not real life
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ lol everyone was like what are you doing here ? Why would you come here ? And I got like mean mugged
Dahlia's tweets have my #ctfu
\What's a Larry Bird ? " #shitkaylasays I'm actually crying "
my acct professor : Don't take a Madrid boy home .. they're trouble . Me : uh .. yes sir ! I was asking for practical advice not dating ! #awk
Kenzie's dad is seriously racing this old person . done lol
\ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ : _TWITTER-ENTITY_ Just witnessed your snapchats from last night . Oh my god ""
This group message > & gt ;
time for Ted
It's sooooo stupid it's hilarious lol
Like if you have an iPhone and don't use emojis , you need to reevaluate your life . ✌ #RealTalk
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ omfg stop that was the funniest thing ever we freaked out forreal
What am I gonna buy ?
Those Duluth Trading commercials kill me
Every time I hang with _TWITTER-ENTITY_ and _TWITTER-ENTITY_ I be dying them boys some fools
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ is too funny
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ swear to god I'd use it just to use it
And than she gets a text saying \ you are so beautiful and you have a beautiful personality " hahahahaha "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ karsen should go golfing with us
I be too high to go too sleep ..
I'll look stupid doing the Harlem shake . But I'm in !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ post a selfie rn
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahahahahahaha this is great p.s the album is great
Wearing Italian wedding soup & lt ; fuck .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ lmao ! I miss you so much !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you know it
Me and _TWITTER-ENTITY_ have way too much fun together !
Miranda can literally make my cry laughing over text
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ oh ok so I'm not the only one
We're in the dealerships car and my orange juice just flew across the van
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ someone is a little angry today .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ ohhhhh i gotchya well your the first person to tell me happy bday this year
Knowing you're still a fat cunt #suckstobeyou
Last night = 2 hippies one batman
Dumb & amp ; Dumber .
My mom tells me Taylor Lautner was is Tyngsboro I kinda ripped her magazine oops
Caleb named his whale Moby .. Like Moby Wan Kenobi
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ i love you so much who tho
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ yes we do ! lets blow up my dads girlfriends car
Aaron got bed jacked last night .
\ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ : I'm depressed that I'm light skin . I hate myself . " yeah right "
It's so funny to me how when a guy gives you any attention you act completely different
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ wi actually loled at that
you don't look cool when your wheels skid at the stop light
Amunique > & gt ; & gt ; like girl I'm sorry that there is a model next to you in that pic .
Braves are getting their butts kicked
When Dan and I text it's like straight food porn .
More like dinner with _TWITTER-ENTITY_ plus 10 others
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ that tops it off text me babe !
Me declaring that _TWITTER-ENTITY_ was my puppy brother last night & gt ; & gt ; & gt ; & gt ; & gt ;
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ didn't mind at all ! Whole Albemarle plus hiking glad we made you feel better though
I fell asleep at 9:30
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I saw a cop driving a minivan pull someone over yesterday
I have to third wheel with Mia tomorrow .. But I guess this is what I deserve bc she always third wheels with me
MY NANA WAS DOING THE TOOTSIE ROLL I LOVE YOU SO MICH OMG
Tabitha just said \walked in , turned up , did their clients and left . " "
I am no where near ready to leave for SC ! I needa get packing !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahaha #BadLuckKelsey
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ & amp ; I are freakin comedians !
Why do we always gang up on Brandon
The whole time I felt like I was in step up . , The rain scene
\Is he gay ?! " Lolol . "
They're all bestfriends , you screwed .
Get your own relationship .
Speaking of Halloween ..... Andrew
I'm so glad my best friend is also the funniest person I've ever met . #neveradullmoment
lol pretty sure she's not a lesbian and you should keep your mouth shut
21 jump street never fails to have me weak !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ You go through new friends , like you know who goes through boys
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ lol , i dont know !! Why would you be
The Yowler house hold is so alive rn .
What weird childhoods some people had
My sisters soccer team gets in a fight every game #crazies
Here i sit in my trashed room , moving out in 3 days thinking of all the funny ass shit that happened in here
Willow was playing with her sew in
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ drive by !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ oh no fuck that ! not about that life
Lol because Obama omitted god from the Gettysburg address and the republicans are pissed
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ that shit is funny
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ that dude got so embarrassed an just left
Pantywaist I'm sitting here cracking up in my room
Randall is so excited that there's a subway open 24 hours a day , he's told me like 3 times
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ boys boys boys
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ OMG only me
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ me or her ? And Gillian it seems like those things are beating a dead horse , the \evidence " is stupid anyways "
Finger blaster .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Brennan told me that one last night
Julea keeps calling me Aunt Carlee
U mad ?
My niece telling a story . \Santa Clause came to my school and did the Gangam Style ! " ... "
Me and Kaylee have to throw it back to when we sung Broken at that hotel
Omfg . Ain't nobody got time for the jumping shit . .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ I'm so judging you right now . and good job Jakey .
whenever bobby and I try hanging out & amp ; one of us can't we just call each other gay out of love
\One thing to leave at home when you go on vacation ? Your period . Leave that raggedy bitch at home . " "
#summerbucketlist badazzled a plunger ✅ _TWITTER-ENTITY_
Everytime I see an Expedia commercial , I think of _TWITTER-ENTITY_ . Favorite app after your freshman year ✈
the best people are on couples therapy
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ rightttt lmao !
I still can't believe Susan bought that story .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ ha Ohmy
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ truuu 10th grade was def the most classic grade . Facebook & amp ; everything
I was actually having fun having a conversation with whoever was on _TWITTER-ENTITY_ account earlier
I can't with this love hate relationship
My best decision of the day was to snap chat _TWITTER-ENTITY_ because she sends the most beautiful snaps
\She probably shoots bacon grease like heroin " "
gold digger will forever be a banger
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ the picture behind you're profile picture aw you're so cute
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ mom pulled two GEMS off the street omg dying rn _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_
I just saw _TWITTER-ENTITY_ on #VSFashionShow
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ a load of turkey bacon next to our skinny girl margaritas
Life with boys is a funny show #funnyshow
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ tell my why i was just gonna tweet the same thing about you
I don't know if it's possible for me to trust someone who only uses one of these emojis at a time :
Remember when we were serious about Miss Wisconsin _TWITTER-ENTITY_
\Dad smell this gross medicine " " Ew that smells like a dumpster's vagina " ..... Thanks dad "
not talking to me
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ it is
I've never thrown my phone so quickly than I did on last New Year's Eve
My granny told me all me and my grandpa are gonna do is drink beer at the mud big
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ kind of like Furman ....
Why are the Vikings the color purple ? If you'd been choking for more than 50 years you'd be purple too !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahaha it's a joke ! I kinda like it though !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ it's not the fact that its in India it's because Raven isn't even in it , so it's pointless ! At least for me
i had the funnest night with pae stg she's my best
Lol I already know when I tell my brother about it , he's going to be pissed
Someone please just say it
My hands are actually bleeding from that slingshot
Spend 500 on a date or go the strip club n buy some kicks what would you choose
Well it was fun well it lasted . What account will come out tomorrow in the 801 ? Stay tuned
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ coming from you Emily
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Turn that loud shit down
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you're gay
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Rough . I'm blaming the popcorn .
I just got yelled at an shit
I don't get jealous over dumb shit like that .
Currently laughing so hard
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you're my favorite
When my mom comes home and Jackson hides in my basement _TWITTER-ENTITY_
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ You're so weird
Stop tweeting this face .. we get it , you're hysterically laughing all the fucking time
i backed up and did a 3 point turn on the ramp to get on 26
\Turn around , I need you to pass a polygraph . " "
I wonder how jealous scotty is ?
S/O to _TWITTER-ENTITY_ and _TWITTER-ENTITY_ for apchem homework split buddies
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ all 3 of you go listen to it and stop judging me . it's an amazing song
bodee might actually have a bigger butt than me
I never get my tbh
Why are people attempting to bring MySpace back ...?
Todd is going to be so excited I brought Superstar home from moms .
Drunk twitter beef is funny but a drunk Tom Dolan twitter beef is hilarious
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I'm just dying at how embarrassing I am
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ his new picture broke my swagometer
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ fuck you
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ Yesssss !
Lmfaoooo there is a subtweet fight on twitter and I caught on to it and I'm dying reading it
Such a bad person
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ that was a damn ghost I swear and then Hannah jumped over me and I had no where to go I was on top of her .
Bad grandpa was fucking hilarious !!
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ The tanning lotion .. #tennisseason
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahah you too
The CMA's are cracking me up
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ her door is locked right now
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ right now > & gt ; & gt ;
I'll probably get a coffee , redbull , an drink the rest of my Mountain Dew
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ How great is it ?
Deby deleted me first so my revenge is to never add her back not even when I'm 39 I won't accept her request
Awh hell no . You did not just \Whatever . " me "
The Jostens guy said my letterman is gonna ship to my house tomorrow or Wednesday . It just took 3 months .. but seriously I can't wait .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ lol . Family guy .
That means that I don't travel
All this high school football drama makes me laugh
I miss Mia so much that we've been typing in all caps for basically the last 15 minutes _TWITTER-ENTITY_
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ the football players in my gym class didn't . But everyone else did . Lol L been jus puttin grades in for me all year
I can be so annoying on twitter
My brother is law has been missing for so long come to find out he's up stairs napping like a weirdo !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ ill be there tonight #yay can't wait to see you !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ HAAHAHAH , really tho ! They are just cute I wouldn't ever date one . I'm not good enough
\We're not trying to create a Jeep commercial here ! " _TWITTER-ENTITY_ "
Is it bad I'm debating on being Katy Perry for Halloween
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ ruble im messin with you chill the full
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ haha that was great
My friends are nuts
Lmfao , work is pretty chill today .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you know it !! And say yes to the dress right !!?
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahah got me there bro
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I mean I don't judge it's okay , if you like boys it's cool . You do you Landon
The fresh prince makes my morning complete
My voice is so ugly right now
Lol at all these guys already hitting up Zoey now that she's single . Word gets out fast . #getatherboys
I can't even explain my awkward moment of the night
Great talking today
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ i been tryna get rid of theese little shits . Having them for dinner gets old help a playa out !
I wake up and new Bugatti
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I'm confused not stupid hahaha how do I put get it on the Internet ?!
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahaha . I couldn't believe I really bought that gun .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I did . I think If I tried that my mom would yell at me
My biggest mistake & amp ; regret was ever talking to you .
THIS WHOLE WEEKEND THOUGH & gt ; & gt ; & gt ; & gt ;
these good morning selfies in our group text right now .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ cause boys are icky
Don't ever lie !
Hannah's story about her dad
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ cheating ? Totally ? Since I was cheating on my boyfriend cause I replied to your text .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ nehow least Oliver Sykes don't date cheaters and isn't a cheater lol sorry had to
With his big eyebrow Mexican looking ass
S/O to Cindy for helping me take this assessment for the job
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ you guys are too cute I'll have cookies for you both by Friday ! Chocolate chip ?
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ ohh lol
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ I know
Untold ER stories ... probably the stupidest yet addicting show ever ... _TWITTER-ENTITY_
Well I guess I should probably get a boyfriend before I try to become wifey material .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ high five .
OMG nip slip
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ im peeing
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I always go to sleep at like 4 and wake up at around 9 . I regret it every time
Family guy makes me die
Watching you used to be my favorite song .. Kali and I sang it on the bus everyday in 6th grade . And Viv and I made a dance to it in gym .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ twit pic & gt ; & gt ; & gt ; & gt ;
I got the award senior year for having the most athletic letters collected . I beat out the 2nd person because of a marching band letter
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ yes ma'am! Lol look at Rylee and Lindsey
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I don't drink , but this made me laugh my butt off-LOL !
Mine and _TWITTER-ENTITY_ ' s Convos
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I don't even remember closing my eyes
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ call my mom and ask if we can hangout today she won't let me if i ask
The awkward moment when my niece puts herself in time out !
\ If they can wear pajamas to the grocery store I can wear white after Labor Day . " - My Mamaw "
Slusser is killing me
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ except I could give a fuck
Everytime I think of that conversation I laugh
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ why are cam's eyes red in the bottom picture
I wish a little kid would try to tell me im weird
Erica belting Confessions has me dying _TWITTER-ENTITY_
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ oh lol I don't see that
fucking love my family
running out of this mall as fast as we can
Texts from Jared last night > & gt ;
Hey , remember when you all said bama was unbeatable and would definitely win it all again this year ? And FSU was the only competitor ? #AU
Isaac asked me for my bra to throw it on stage .. #toomuchsexy
Are you done ??
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ yes .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ I was about to tag her in this too
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ he's my hero
Old people either talk alot or not at all . There's only so much to chat about in a 2 hour shifthahahah
I regret answering that facebook message last december
The thirst is real !
Moms angry about her emojis again
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ I JUST DIED
STOP I LOVE MY FRIENDS MORE THAN LIFE _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I know I miss u too but no really can't wait to visit
I love when Bobbie talks in her Asian voice .
I'm just tweeting lyrics
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Lisa still calls you domad of Lamondie
Shes like my sister
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I told him I was going to bed because THAT'S WHAT IM DOING SOON . You should go to bed . Big 7th graders get a lot of work
with a straight face
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ but it's low key fun at the same time
Well ... I got outfished by a 7 year old today
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ girl you cray !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ what if she found it in the cinnamon rolls
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ it's so dumb
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ how's it going ? Did she burn anymore holes in plastic containers
McGillen is talking about ghetto booty
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ lmfao that's muhhhh real hair !
At least I'll have my boys with me to fight the monsters _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ Welcome to everytime we take a picture
Slut calls another girl a slut #priceless
All I gotta say is #pray4SC
Jammin in the car with my mom Julianne Alexis and Danny
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ maybe you should learn how to drive
His grandmother died because she caught him jerkin off
“ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ : Hold up stop the action I got to poop brb in about 5-10 minutes depending on if I have diarrhea or not bc I ate Taco Bell”
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ ha you was too hyper !!!
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ \Kenz I tore my ACL " we're awesome honestly "
If taylor swift and drake dated I can only imagine what their songs would be about ! #justsayin #lyrics
But why does she still creep tho ? get your life #pathetic
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahaha Kylie , if you want to go home , you go right ahead
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ me and _TWITTER-ENTITY_ are laughing so hard at your tweets right now ..
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ & amp ; _TWITTER-ENTITY_ made my day
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ they're funny !!
hahah I was taking my belly ring out & amp ; my great grandma thought I lost my belly button
The 7 year old I babysit says she has a boyfriend but her boyfriend doesn't know they are dating !
Erika : do you know what kinda tea I like ? Me : a par-tea ? See what I did there ? Dad : I did ! I got it . See , I'm hip . Hahaha
Alec is majorly addicted to his phone .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ generic phone
The waiter just told us about how busy his day was & amp ; how he was able to handle it because \he can ball . " Oh you ball ?! I can't even . "
Only dated 1 of those guys , rest were just crushes
Girls be throwing down on some alphabet soup , but ALWAYS choke on the D
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I don't understand what going through your brain right now
The sonic breakfast toaster commercial with two guys is actually me and _TWITTER-ENTITY_ #classic
That Snapchat I just sent !
At least then he said he's a great performer and transforms on the stage
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ lol I'm a 55
Obviously the Rams didn't want Vince Young ! Do you know who the coach is ? Lol
it's hilarious when I see people tweet & amp ; I'm like , why are you tweeting about yourself ... hahahahah
I loveee that I can drink the littlest bit & amp ; be like drunk
8 crazy nights #
tft me and _TWITTER-ENTITY_ have math class again together is just too great
I love _TWITTER-ENTITY_
threw a starburst 20 ft across the lounge as Abby was walking in and she somehow caught it in her mouth #EPIC _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_
When corso said uck it " on college game day & gt ; & gt ; "
And i actually thought that we would work
oomf just made my night . i actually got a text
Only came home with my bag overflowing with daft stolen stuff from a farm can take the lassie out of Crosshouse ...
Best . Night . Ever .
My mom just said shes going to drop my big ole booty off
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ 20 bucks you'll ignore me at school again on Monday
I have come to the conclusion that _TWITTER-ENTITY_ vines are just wierd
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahaha how could I forget
Haha , you can say that again
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you needed to chill the fuck out
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ not funny she's creepy than me ..... you're her lock screen
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I was just in the car and Blown Away came on and I thought of you I need to see you soon
Shits so perfect
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Yep . You outdid me on this one , brother man
That was a good 2hour nap to bad I don't remember falling asleep or even laying down ..
Daniel and I are getting Christmas cards done with our cats
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I just saw this a died
This wood pecker outside my window better stfu
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ I'm going to talk him into driving too
#ILostInterestWhen all you did was get drunk and high every single day .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ were freaks
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ DEFF . DIDN'T ASK THAT
Haha you two are so obviously tweeting to eachother !
I hope you and your babysitter have a good time
My read things aren't on .. Hahahahaha I keep complaining about other people's when mine aren't even on
Asked my mom to put some 420 glass cleaner in my stocking this year
Didn't even look in the mirror before I left my house ... god only knows what I look like
I feel bad for people that have wallets that can stay closed
When britts dad lets me drive his car around _TWITTER-ENTITY_
And you think you're the only one
Lol Nick Lenahan fucked Paige Minard & amp ; I will tell everyone
what is he doing with his arm/hand ?
The club music they were playing in Schroeder last night after JAB got of stage > & gt ; & gt ;
Christina cracks me up
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ i was just making the point that Steelers will always be above the browns , so when browns fans laugh we laugh harder
Every time you take a step in this old house it creaks and makes it almost impossible to sneak out #lmaaaoo
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ The devil horns
Hey sorry I have a busy schedule and I wake up fucking early ! Every night last week I was up till 4 ! _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ yes huh
My sister and I literally just say here for 5 minutes saying \Your mom . " " NO , your mom ! " to one another "
Upstairs on break and my bosses ' iPod is still on . _TWITTER-ENTITY_ \I Am God " just came on and I'm on the ground rolling "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ blazin ' fucking hot ** damn auto correction
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahah love and miss you❤️
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ obviously
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ he has to be ...
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ MAKE EM SAUCY
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ haha omg I seriously said like the same thing
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ fifty Tyson though
my whole family plays quizup ... even my dad !
I have money again !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ you know theres always a lesbian out of the bunch ! Fa- I got my money on black beauty !! Lol #SheCray
I may or may not activate my old iPhone so I have a phone for work
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ this explains us to a Tee !
\Elephants are pregnant for 654 days !? Those poor women . If I was an elephant I'd have sex once and be done " #meganmccool this girl & gt ; & gt ; & gt ; "
Well damn , what a night
\ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ : tip of the day : if your stomach hangs over your leggings maybe a crop top isn't for you " "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ lmao like i don't even know what's going I'm just laughing at everything
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ \ I seen to much buttcheek today already .. ""
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ more like , Miley why are you touching yourself on stage
I want to stay in my need so bad I just imagined Rihanna's song stay being played through my mattress I'm too tired !
Reek doesn't chill either I see
six year old little brother ... \Keely , I have the munchies . Will you make me a snack please ? " "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ 3 times the charm
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ only for you hoe
lol at the tweets people have about us _TWITTER-ENTITY_ #nolifes
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ that's weird
Oh your going to the turkey shoot ? Uncle drew will take care of you
Okay that text maybe he'll enjoy that one
All I can play is FIFA but that's broken so .. Gta it is
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ dude its the pats lol you guys have the skins giants an my favorite embarrassment the eagles
4 things to ask your potential roommate . Are you a serial killer , do you drink , do drug and do you share . #girlcode _TWITTER-ENTITY_
“ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ : My past is my past , I've made mistakes but I have learned from them too . ” Most of the time
I'm actually laughing from that from NCAA
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ gonna be that limp dick in a second !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I prefer wasting my time on twitter tweeting one direction
Taking my dogs everywhere I go
Definitely didn't hit the jackpot on that one !
I could expose Jocelyn's little brother . But he my friend so I won't ☺
The season finale of #DuckDynasty is already next week !? The episode looks hilarious though
Everytime I see _TWITTER-ENTITY_ tweet something , I think it's _TWITTER-ENTITY_ cause he's the only one I see in the picture
All i do is play gta all day .
My grandmother just called Miley Cyrus a slut
who's child is that ?!
One Direction ? Lmao , yeah okay✋
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ just made my night ! I'm sitting at the cardinals game laughing so hard and getting looks from people
Noah in Petland : \what if you just walked in here one day and saw me in one of these cages " _TWITTER-ENTITY_ "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ bwahahaha so sad but so true , I guess I should not be complaining
One thing I can not stand is a liar
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I know , god damn . My mom would beat my ass
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ good luck meg ur gonna need it
I love my friends
I'm weak as hellllllllll .
Austin is cracking me up right now
Wished my sister's friend a happy 21st , she told me I was her fav and she'll buy me booze whenever
Scategories with my family is literally an all out war
I think it's so funny when people think me and bailey hate each other
It was so hard to come up with 50 facts about myself
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I'm a moving dictionary
Welcome back . #Failure
Half my snapchats are people at strip clubs ..... It's Monday . C'mon guys .
the weird looks that _TWITTER-ENTITY_ and I are getting for spinning on the quad ... ✌
He is beyond high right now . Like I can't even
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ how
When the super strong NFL player tries to play golf
“ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ : I may be a hot mess , but at least I'm the hottest of messes . ”
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ chocolates and tampons ! Haha
Volleyball practice got a little heated tonight #kissedandmadeup
Good pussy will have you doing 90 mph in a 25 zone with a suspended license , weed in the ashtray and a broken taillight at 4am .
If I didn't have to work id honestly go to bed right now
That is actually hilarious
Y'all _TWITTER-ENTITY_ is trying so hard to be my snap chat best friend and it's just not happening . Hahahah .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ uhmmmm that excuse won't work when I burn it
If it cracked you would be in a cast
\It's not burnt . Just feel it Hannah , touch the weiner . Now just put the weiner back down " hahaha _TWITTER-ENTITY_ "
Carl tho > & gt ;
Surprised I'm even alive after driving home
My dads snapchats right now & gt ; & gt ; & gt ;
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ me too I don't want to take it
I never know whether or not to make eye contact or not to make eye contact with a cop while driving , I feel suspicious either way
You're right , IM the one with issues .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ she just fell asleep like that ...
Hahaha this teachers british accent is killing me
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ why aren't you ?
Awh Cam is fooooolin
Why is _TWITTER-ENTITY_ so bad at wrestling ..? It's just terrible !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ who doesn't
Sam gets weird when he's tired
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ is the albino guy off the movie The Heat
Walking home and someone says sup baby and drives off . Uh ok
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ BJ ... All day everyday ...
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ sorrrrry they're putting a second one on 17 ! Along with a second panera
The text I just got from _TWITTER-ENTITY_ lol ! #laughingmyassoff
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ is that a promise or threat ??
Ty's car is so fun to drive
This game is garbage Blake should be in ...
The guy next to me and I were definitely jamming out together and we didn't even know each other .
“ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ : If you're in a relationship with an athlete , you need to understand that they are always busy . ” _TWITTER-ENTITY_
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ sounds productive buddy
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ stomach just exploded in class . You might wanna get they checked out bud
On that note we should All get ready for the \DRAKE INSTAGRAM VERSES " people finna let us know the lyrics to every damn song ( the chorus ) "
He was like yes , orange ... So orange went into his dictation for the day
The XXL condom fell on the floor #TeenWolf
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ your user name & gt ; & gt ; & gt ; describes you perfectly
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ me to yolo 2013
Was legit just thinking that same thing . _TWITTER-ENTITY_ meet _TWITTER-ENTITY_ you two can hangout now .
And then there's Madison still completely passed out
Alright I need to stop posting this video everywhere . I'm about to make lil _TWITTER-ENTITY_ famous . Lmfao .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ That's okay , I guess we aren't cool enough for them !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ omgosh !!
our group messages are legit disgusting
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ well thanks baby . I love you !
That awkward moment .. _TWITTER-ENTITY_
Who gets presents for their teachers ? Me well .. For Mrs. Chunat .. And she's more like a mom .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ then maybe I wont go !. Lolol
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ chilling you like how u sneek of on you like a thug
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ it's okay .... everybody's being cool .
Rainer sucks at basketball wow
The fact that my dad is blasting Christmas music and signing right now Lord help us _TWITTER-ENTITY_
the picture i sent amarra & gt ; & gt ;
I've favorited like all of his tweets from the past 20 minutes #KevDaEasterBunny
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I wouldn't be surprised !
My tweets make me sound like such a loser
This show is hilarious #killerkaraoke
South Park was awesome tonight
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ woke up in rare form this morning #dying #happymonday
No one looks more stupid than YOU☝️
“ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ : i just wanna go to disneyworld to see the characters & amp ; take cute tumblr pictures ”
Lol one time I made Kellyn ride a horse bareback with me .... she fell off laughing so hard she peed herself .
Only my friends sell themselves on Facebook #boys #idontunderstand
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I can't even handle this
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ did you get to see all the kids in their costumes ! You have that advantage !
Every game I fouled out or got a technical he'd say how proud he was . Every game I didn't foul out or get a technical he'd ask me why not .
Would you look at that those pills work well
Why is my mom so mean to me today
waking up to _TWITTER-ENTITY_ snapchat
Oh you must just be a deprived child lol ... Realllllly ? There's too much I can tweet right now lol
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ us at 130
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I was gonna tweet it
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahahah !!! Yes ! The conversations we have in the car
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ haha you crazy lol
12 days #warped
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ sooo true ! It's annoying , just want to help there poor little souls ! They probably don't know any better
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ omg so embarrassing I'm so sorry !!
My whole family is just on a roll today with putting people in their place
Children of the Corn
This is the third time I've watched hsm 3 in the past two days and I am completely okay with that
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ ΗAHAH he just so good I can't help but record
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ I love how were all still up
4- u know we always coming in last . but your my favorite and honestly , soccer is gonna be great next year lmfao
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ thank you for the snap chat of your armpit hair , pretty sexy if I do say so
Should have made sure my volume was off before I opened Rachel's snap it class .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Lolz .
This convo on fb with my sister and mom #dead
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ haha I shouldn't have gone to the fair last night I was exhausted when I got home , and didn't study .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you're welcome
I'm such a fatty I can eat so muccch and won't gain a pound
I gotchuuu crrrriiip ...
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ wtf are they supposed to wipe ?
I just can't handle this conversation right now _TWITTER-ENTITY_
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ we will soon be seen on Americas funniest home videos show ... oh wait that's too inappropriate footage
I get my love for music from my uncle ... Who would have thought .. Not me Ahahahha
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ awe that was such a nice compliment
Poor mike is color blind and can't see the spectrum in physics ..
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ lol !! The fact you used & gt ; & gt ; & gt ; & gt ; & gt ;
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ oh man we are going to make great parents
I'm such a confusing girl .
Just witnessed some West Virginia sister fucking action .
Bad thing about Friday Nights is coming home after a long day .... I need another straw from Mrs. Henry #ToSUCKItUp !
Kaitlyn is the most disgusting girl I know
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahahah , snoop dog wants to smoke
I just saw a guy with a huge tattoo of gumby on his arm lol
\King kong ain't got nothin on me " #ImpracticalJokers "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ yes . absolutely perfect
My dad is literally making me cry I'm laughing so hard . Mans a clownnn
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ that's a lousy 1000th tweet
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahahahahahaha loser
My grandma updated her phone without any help . #SoProud
I love Jenna marbles
The cat makes the performance
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ if bailey had a twitter I would tweet this to her
I don't know how nir is letting me and _TWITTER-ENTITY_ stay in a room together alone in the hotel for the soccer tourney ⚽
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ lmao no ! That's just my scarfs hanging down but it kinda looks like it now that I see that
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ just got hit on at the Y by a 30 year old #Dilf
if you want to see an emotional man watch football with them .
I can get my license January 17 2015
I feel bad for Tony Homo
Like why do I still get invited to under 21 event to clubs in worcester ..
Are we seriously doing this right now ?!? _TWITTER-ENTITY_
When my grandparents fight
Don't even think I was actually invited to this bonfire tomorrow , but hey I'll probably be drunk anyway so it's all good
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Hahahaha That's awesome ! I thought those were long gone ! Wanda is always amazing !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ ya that gets you so far
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ schulmeister hated us guys .
on my lunch break with my nigga .
Every time I let out a big burp my sister has to say gee maybe that's why you don't have a boyfriend , lol
basically best conversation with _TWITTER-ENTITY_ EVER
My sister stays mad . I wish I could just throw puddles of sunshine upon her so she would be happy and smile all the time like me . lol
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ totally all of us
Mom : Everything in moderation .... Except Heroine .
If you've never seen Cry Baby you've never seen Johnny Depp at his best
I feel bad for the people that were on my flight lol my family is a group of animals
Who names their child Love ?
I must have been tired this morning .. Put my underwear on inside out .. #embarrassing
My girl already knew
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ have cuddle ? just stop
during the conjuring i literally jumped into bran's lap . my legs were across him , my face touching his , and my arms wrapped around his neck
I swear every morning my brother makes my dayyy . ❤️
Watching 21 and Over with mom & gt ; & gt ; & gt ; #FunnyShit
i love my advisory
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I hate this show ... Sooooooo much .
\You're just a drop of embarrassment in an ocean of shame " "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you don't have diabetes
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ and I's friendship just became that much closer with those snapchats hahah , Seinfeld united us
If you have ever watch _TWITTER-ENTITY_ you would understand what a real YouTube commedian is like .
I better see _TWITTER-ENTITY_ a lot next semester
That's gotta be so much fun if your on defense
Jess is one of my best friends on snapchat and we haven't even met in real life yet
Our snapchats right now _TWITTER-ENTITY_
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ honestly I find at least one in your room when you leave tanning .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ where do u work
Ashlyn loves me .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you're welcome
Haha it's a constant argument with Nicole and rach .. Right now it's over if we want Chinese or Mexican food
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ cause I'm only nice to the people I like
In the car this morning my mom really told me were turnin up tomorrow night
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ this made me laugh so freaken hard !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I had some before I had my cocoa
I just tickled a dog with Vaughn Walker
Talk about a bad idea
Never open video snaps in front of your parents
Dear gabby , you & amp ; Asher could have came with us , were just enjoying the day . Only if you could have gotten in the monster truck again
What Ethan just said
\You and me baby makin ' love like gorillas " "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ lol omg me and _TWITTER-ENTITY_ literally thought he was gonna come out of the closet this episode
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ same .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I don't think it's that complicated .. I mean girls are like mental patients . We're crazy and dramatic your the therapist
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I get the point
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ like all my best friends are guys lol literally for 2 years I would only hangout with guys
so funny watching little kids play soccer _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_
“ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ : if you don’t have anything nice to say then come sit next to me and we will make fun of people together”
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ i got The month of December so i can wrap up
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ lmao your name is Kev Quigley
I've smiled so much I'm the past 10 minutes that my cheeks are killing me #sohappy #youreamazing ❤
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ and I get a kick out of you
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ knocked on my door and my aunt answered with 2 knives in her hand
You obviously still feel threatened #getoveryourself
Neil Armstrong makes it to the moon and takes 5 pictures . Girls go to the restroom and take 43
we have 4 people on a hammock rn ...
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ omg ily can we take a picture together with like a 24 pack of water & amp ; some boob or what
\ Knock , knock whos there ? It's me , your girlfriend had a really nice meeting with my dick " best song line ever "
S/O to everyone from campus that was talking shit at mcds . _TWITTER-ENTITY_
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ my poor little idiot babies
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Lol that was a weird question to like !
I apologize for the Snapchat videos that me and _TWITTER-ENTITY_ just sent to everyone .. #bigmacrap
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I'm sleep !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! . I thought you was getting your done for today ????
\ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ If you snapchat a picture of my butt will you tell me if it looks good ? " "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I honestly don't think I've seen that entire movie
rewatching breaking bad from the beginning and lol at walt trying to roll a j
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ lmao we all gave no fucks last night . All we were trying to do was get drunk
I feel like doing something that takes balls to do , like anyone wanna teach me how to ride bulls or some crazy shit
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ and I just had a _TWITTER-ENTITY_ and _TWITTER-ENTITY_ moment
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ nope cause she saw condoms
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ good you took it well ! awee haha jk
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahaha idk why but whenever I hear the grinch I think of you
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ lol is he a creep around them too like he is to everybody is ??
My mom got mad at me for taking a selfie .
I wonder what was up with Colby kissing me and shit ..
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ everyone is probably thinking who Canadian lover is
i can always count on _TWITTER-ENTITY_ to talk shit with me
That awkward moment when you used to talk to a kid & amp ; then going to your friends house a day later and find out hes dating her sister #wat
Kinda wish I would've stayed awake during fast & amp ; furious lastnight I was passed out for all but 5 minutes of it ..
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ ew the most disgusting thing I've ever seen in my life
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Thank you !! lol I wanted some with my truck but they said it wouldn't fit in the studio lol
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ lauren though
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ well , tell me about myself then .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ JOKES BEGIN .
Let's talk about how much I hate Ashley tonight . \I played Madden for a living ! I know these things !!! " "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ is it bad I still use the expression \I'm a sleepy panda " ? "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ obsession with 1D is unreal !
Yazmene is a little weirdo
I didn't give a lot of people my new number
I don't even know these guys but they have the same exact humor as me and it's fucking hilarious
Cat was playing with the horses tailGuess what happened next
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ my life exactly if i can still move it can't be too bad !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ 900 pounds
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I can't take it
So much hate on my TL tonight & amp ; I'm just over here like ayy we caught a jellyfish
sucks for the people who have summer reading .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ he said I can have a tiki bar so this works out perfectly
your all annoying an need to stfu .
The pictures in my phone could make me die of laughter for days
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ lhh so you think I would know himmm
Couldn't find our remote this morning .. just got done class for the day tv hasn't changed volume or channel ... remote was in a doritos bag
lol see if i ever do you a favor again !
Brought my mom to get a spray tan and I've never seen her so nervous , she's afraid to use the machine
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ JUDGE ME !!!!!! n
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I know you asked ur mom to bring it back for you !!!
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ omg I'm crying
Maesyn \don't let him break your coconut , you gotta have a hard shell " I love my little sister "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ LOLLLLL #damn
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I turned up my music on my phone . So all I saw was him waving his hands pretty much !
about to be last minute as fuck and finish shopping
lol not you Anthony
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I pay tuition which warrants me being able to text freely especially when I have a solid widdle A in the class lol
My sister got the whole house vibrating with her music lol
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ seriously i do
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you think _TWITTER-ENTITY_ would mind if we went though ?
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ LOL STU !
Tomorrow is gonna be ... Interesting . Hope we can keep them under control . _TWITTER-ENTITY_
I love when Jesse Pinkman calls someone a bitch
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ touché my friend touché
\Work on that ass game " "
Making up for the past few weekends by making Christmas break a shit show
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ no not quite
Damn everyone has a ask
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Hate the show and all the tweets that go along with it that's why I decided to spoil it
\I'm naughty by nature " says someone who was Hannah Montana "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you're the only person who would admit to this on twitter I'm geeked
This doesn't even make me upset , makes me laugh on the real
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I JUST DIED
being chased by a bee when you're standing alone just made a scene sorry
#ThoughtsDuringTheDay I'm practically drying humping Katelyn ...
You know he's a keeper when he pisses all over your clothes #unpredictable _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahaha , gettin buckets babe !!
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ omfg I bet he does have a bunch under there . we're gonna die under there
Love you too mom .
I'll take that as a yes . Snapchat it to me .
If only i was good at football so i could play
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Jaclyn .. 24 days ? Really ..
we all just broke out into song .. #furgielicous
And _TWITTER-ENTITY_ is like oh my gosh quit but then she just ends up joining in .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hell yeah bro I was
Had a dream where _TWITTER-ENTITY_ was a crazy hobo
this fight on twitter is too funny
Maleah and Megan are tying Alaina to the bed
The breakup story _TWITTER-ENTITY_ just told me > I'm literally dying right now
Who is _TWITTER-ENTITY_ talking about ? . #SoundsJuicy
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ that was legendary
This _TWITTER-ENTITY_ account kills me . Funniest tweets on twitter right now by far .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ in bed
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ thanks bb call and make sure they all still have money on them while you're at it
the shit that we talk about in this salon is unreal I seriously just love my hair stylist . & amp ; she just ordered me a large pizza ✨
\If he gets drunk AND goes to church , then he sounds alright to me . " My grandfather seriously cracks me up ! "
Lol I had like the biggest crush on you at the beginning of last year , but we're good friends now
Looks like the 2nd year in a row I'm gonna be a cheerleader for Halloween . Isn't this holiday about being someone you aren't ?
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ It's in the movie asshole
Hahah I wonder if my house ever ended up on the news
hahahaha god I feel dumb now .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahaha I'm just ready to see how it's gonna happen lol
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ not even questions , just them telling you how much he likes you
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ HAHA I was hoping I didn't read this tweet right but I guess I did #GayBoyProblems
Winston looks at plays like this ....
Lol at mrs hickey talking to herself right now .
Lol . You're that desperate for him to talk to you , that you favorite all his tweets ? LAUGH . OUT . LOUD .
trying so hard to keep myself from making cinnamon rolls .
“ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ : Always being the only kid to enjoy the mile during gym class ... #runnerlife ” this is sooo me
I'm crying at family guy
Jeffrey and Natalie are stuck at the high school
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ it's like a black hole but has an end to it haha . You kill me .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ HAHAHAHA so excited for you izzie ! can't wait !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ That hilarious moment when someone tries to make you jealous , and you actually don't give a fuck
When you know a bitch is trying to act intimidating and you can't help but laugh Damn that's funny
Spoken like a true Yankee fan
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ BE A CRAYON
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ no . You won't . Unless it sits on your face loveeeeyou
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I can't even handle myself right now . Like what the actual fuck ?!
Sorry guys I'm done complaining
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ SHOULDN'T HAVE SENT THAT
\dont ever get married ...... it's worse than aids . " "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ lmaooooo at your name !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ omg were you with kyra
Okay , one more episode and then I should probs study
I can't hear ' Hijack ' without imagining the music video _TWITTER-ENTITY_
Way to completely ignore the one person that likes those
And Stacie ... I use to love her ✌
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I just laughed so hard .... And thought of you ...
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you don't have to have metal on you to get struck my lightening ...
Single as a pringle . #hollllllaaaa
Okay I'll admit I forgot to put it on one time and it rolled across the street . I laughed forever and maybe even cried a little #awkward
I think my arm is bruised from _TWITTER-ENTITY_ pinching me
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ WHAT . are you kidding omg . He's crazy .
I just saw a picture of akon & amp ; thought it was vontey
My daddy thinks you're a yuppie & amp ; won't be able to take care of his little girl ... I agree with him
Don't call me after 6 months and expect me to run back to you
My parents think a bf would be good for me right now . Too bad I promised myself I'm never gonna date again after my last experience
“ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ : Jets name Geno Smith their QB for Sunday's opener , meaning Patriots likely to face rookie QBs in their first two games . ”
Only I parallel park great and fail for other things
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ if that is your idea of tan then you need to reevaluate your life ... sorry , I've been looking for a way to use that statement
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahaha omg except him
Almost got written up today for undoing someone's bra
This student section is toooo turnt
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ us exactly
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ common I thought you were pretty cute in that pic
Funniest thing I've ever seen . Good luck with that one
Chegg sent me a free redbull & amp ; shampoo sample thanks !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ lol , get your butt pads ready !
Freaking laugh battle between me and Soph right now
\Is that a real pig ? " _TWITTER-ENTITY_ "
Ghost busters is on !
You kept a dime I dropped ...? You must really like me
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ same for you
He goin say you 35 & amp ; just now decided to get your tongue pierced
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ can you share some of your questions on ask #YouGetSoMany
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I thought of you when I ordered my Lily planner for school yesterday and died when I saw your last retweet #prepgirlproblems
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ please refer to my last retweet
I should probs put myself to bed
Girls be tryna be #WCW But haven't showered sense sense the first Wednesday of the year
So my friend bought me a box of tampins .
I thought I missed you , hahaha funny joke
I'm probably the only person on anyone's timeline going for routing for Cardinals
Omg she's wearing AF1's Oh my god I'm dying
This girl just tried to fight me haha bring it girl
What is lady gaga wearing
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ what I was just gone say hey
Hope Brennan and Dale are enjoying shark week
Grandma laid in the bathroom floor with towels last night cuz of Grandpa's snoring !!
\How did u know u loved your bestfriend ? " Me- " probably when she complimented me . " _TWITTER-ENTITY_ - " when she didn't beat me up . " "
Lol _TWITTER-ENTITY_ all the people who failed classes and are now in summer school .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ that snapchat
#oomf asked me if I wanted to go on a fat diet with them .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ haha & amp ; god seriously , I would LOVE to move into my lake house !!!
Getting my nails done and just remembered the time _TWITTER-ENTITY_ and I spilled glitter all over the floor and tried to hide it .
So nccc had to open the overflow lot for me because there were ZERO spots & amp ; I had to call campus security #thestruggle
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you're a freak and I miss you see you in 6 days !
~ ur hat makes you look like your wearing a condom on your head .
The fact me and _TWITTER-ENTITY_ have gotten close this year after hating each other over bs in years past !!
3 year old Amy folds laundry better than almost 18 year old _TWITTER-ENTITY_ .......
& amp ; & amp ; I was like , why you so obsessed with me .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ It's cause I know the ingredients of various candies .
Lmaoo worst call of the year
UFC makes me wanna fight too bad I'm single and can't play wrestle anymore
My Mom is so ugly !
If my mom doesn't kill my sister idk who will because she's PISSED
I hope everyone enjoys that snap chat I just sent out .
Highlight of the day - how about I do twice as much but I sprint down the hill and walk back up #wordsofRobby
Becca is my favorite
My grandma about her
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I never corrected you once ? What are you talking About
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ where cop car material ur dumpster material
i lost another pair if earrings
watching lady and the tramp makes me think of _TWITTER-ENTITY_ with her ydal from Disney world
Picking up my drunk friends > & gt ;
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ of you ?
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ yeah I realized that after I tweeted
You two act like best friends but hate eachother behind eachothers backs like what hahahah #rant
I love when Oliv tweets about the game
Mom : y'all be careful Tara : no , we're gunna go with a stranger in a white van
Bought that hoe a ring
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ and I use twitter how it should be used #constantly lol
Poly has me rolling laughing right now . If you guys only knew
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ haha whatever floats your boat
Lol my dad loses his voice and all he tries to say is ow I can't sing anymore " "
We didn't even use the cards and they still got wet . Lol
I'm driving kruck crazy !
#TheHeat was amazing !
My dad : If you look up hoe in the dictionary , it will say Miley Cyrus . #yesssss
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ love a woman that can understand me and my potential alcoholism
We met up at his table u already know
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ he looks keyeeeed .
Fun night with _TWITTER-ENTITY_ perhaps worst movie ever
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ on the toilet take a hot one ... In Africa we the hot ones
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you're tweet about not knowing what an OG is cracked me up so much and idk why
Now that I got my feelings out there in done lol I was listening to drake
There's doors we don't do , the back door is one of them
11- i think you are a very handsome white boy & amp ; & amp ; hilarious
Pretty sure I'm the first one awake at my house . THAT'S A FIRST !!
I smoked myself to sleep
Austin calls me- I have a flat tire . Me- oh no . That sucks . Austin- well get your ass over here and help me out ! nahhh it's k
this pictures of brenna oh my god
Still get more pussy than you
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ what ?!
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I can't
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ forgot a comma
Mohamed doesn't know that malls are inside . Uh oh ..
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ as long as you and _TWITTER-ENTITY_ break out into your stunt group
Thanks Todd for taking 28263728 selfies on my phone .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ Jd she out side petting those cows
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ shut up
Eww the picture he just posted on Instagram is awful
Not only did Jake spill his pop on him , as we were walking out he stepped in the biggest pile of dog shit !
just saw clown boy . _TWITTER-ENTITY_
Lollol maybe ...
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ fuck them lol . Can't understand anything ... On top of being complete idiots .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I know you asshole , it's from tubing
What twitterless amber and I fixing to do .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ who goes on aim
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ one of my friends was telling me about it in the car today
My mother is so oblivious about my life
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you deserve to be slapped for your Avi
But a new Bed , High Chair , Car seat , Stroller that I haven't gotten back didn't cost anything hmm , and toys etc
My phone just hates meee .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ snapchats right now
we used to be like that
#PrevTweet I guess you could say I'm creative
I would love to beat the fucking shit out of you
Just bought 20 cookies at java
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ oh I totally thought that said something else .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ oh believe me .. _TWITTER-ENTITY_ just heard my plan about how I am gonna just watch them all from now on
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I don't even know who said this or what it's about but I'm dying
Crazy how some girls I know , guys would never see the gross side of emLOVEIT
Hahah did I really just offer to give my mom a foot massage .. Good thing I'm drink .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ last night
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ i remember this day
We got fried chicken and Alex gave Haley a piece and I asked if she knew how to eat it and her only answer was it should come naturally .
you're a ducking joke
Lol you're too much of a bitch . Honestly when you talk I hear barks .
Hey don't everyone go textin me at once
Fat Amy makes pitch perfect
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Hahahahah omg I love thissssss & you !
Nigahiga is so funny
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ thanks JOSH
I wish mom wasn't asleep so she could make me a grill cheese
\If you think a boys thinking about you he's not , he's thinking about sex and he's hungry " #FridayNightLights "
Still hasn't hit me that chels an mark are dating
Bailiey just fell down the stairs
I'm never going camping
Aweee big brother so grumpy hahaha _TWITTER-ENTITY_
I go on break and a huge crowd comes in . Sorry _TWITTER-ENTITY_
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ no Kyle , but apparently you stink somewhere . I'm done
I guess I'll watch scary movie 2
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I was like thanks dad
Over drinking prevents over thinking
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ No I have to see that's why
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahaha I just literally laughed out loud by myself
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ and I are pretty hilarious !
This girl doing screamo right now for karaoke
My mom probably thinks I'm still asleep . Lolol
I don't get how people can talk shit during preseason Preseason is so pointless to me since they're playing their 2nd 3rd and 4th string
Taylor is probably like \yeah I make more money than you anyways , BITCHES " I'm dying watching her perform ! "
Why are last nights Vine's still so hilarious too me ?
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ and the f is for feta cheese .
If you have me on snapchat , I'm sorry for last night .
I hate when I see there's comments on something but when I click nothing shows up , makes me wonder who I pissed off enough to block me .
At the end of Miley Cyrus's performance tonight it's gonna say \ this presentation has been brought to u by porn hub " "
It's time for #TheShowWithVinny ahhh _TWITTER-ENTITY_ \who's lil Wayne " "
Heaters on the way !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I was wondering the same thing
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ your dad seems so funny
\Hit the road bucky ! " "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ clown shoes .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ thank you ! Like unless he's talking about it don't even bring that shit up
I love how _TWITTER-ENTITY_ is handling his whole situation .. cracks me up \Child actor who did not do meth ""
“ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ : If I shower for you , feel special . ” It's gone from shaving your legs to just am the full on shower .. Oh lord
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ don't tempt me .. I'm doing allllll I can to avoid this !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Prolly cause she hung out with that Mexican whore .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ it's ok . I was last night too
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ HAHAHAHAHAH I'm saving this pictures
every morning i go to sariahs house at 550 and then just fall alseep
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ literally came and snatched the chair from under me .
Snuffy the Seal just favorited my tweet
I needa go get my gauges get my nails done dye my hair go to the tanning bed , why can't there be more hours in a day ? I have so much to do
if you're not tweeting about the awards , you might as well get off twitter
Well me and Derrick about to go work at the other BK by my house
These snapchat videos I'm getting of the strip club on #GTA5 from chase & gt ; & gt ; & gt ;
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I'm so god damn bored & amp ; my nose won't stop bleeding
Counting down the years till _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ and I take the trip down here we planned when we were youngins
Black poodles love black .... #taylorwilliamson
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ this reminds me when we were trying to make English accents in the car with _TWITTER-ENTITY_
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I twerked in the car to it on the way home last night hahaha
This family conversation > & gt ; & gt ;
Everyone on my engine today was just singing alone to mirrors by justin timberlake .....
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahaha then Mammaw came in and asked what we were doing
7 people , 1 quad ...
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ bm tron I completely forgot about that
Hahaha the things I put _TWITTER-ENTITY_ through ...
My snapchats right now
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Dude he was heated I'm dying
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ probably from doing the worm
If they calling you king mamba they gonna call me GOD
I think Mario's trying to be friends again cuz he just came home and gave me this delicious thing randomly #yummy #thanksmar
In went from SUV .. To hey Arnold
Oh man . I'm ridiculously crazy tonight .
All of the old dudes at the post office are about to riot cause the workers are taking so long
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I just need a watch now
It's funny when drunk ppl say they're not drunk . Meanwhile they can't walk or talk straight . I love it .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ my house and farm are the same place
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I totally did that a half an hour ago . Look at my revines . Hilarious .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ heard you get half why
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I do and I love you the most
I've learned so many life lessons at the Mount
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ they're everywhere I'll be home tomorrow night xoxo miss you
Matt's on his 5th piece of chicken !!! LOLOLOL _TWITTER-ENTITY_
I just love group messages
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ is it over yet ? Bc I'm still hiding
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I remember we called Sprecher and we were screaming Adele in the phone with the radio all the way up . Yep . Now you love it .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ sounds like a deal bubba I'll be seeing ya in the drunk tank
Well ... He's drunk .
He said chitty chitty bang bang #BadBoys2
SHUT UP SEAN I Hate You .
I can't handle the dorm right now I think we win best dorm of the year award
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ literally just dying in my room alone right now
workaholics is hilarious
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ lmfao I'm so done with you
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ it's ok I'm always Hungary
I'm guessing you were surprised to see me driving past you hahaha
I be having a good time at school
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ hey .. I did that this year !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ is scared
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I knew it , you little parent kidnappppper
Jw who's idea it was to go play soccer last night ... _TWITTER-ENTITY_
It's a forbidden love
I send more disturbing/ugly/crazy faced snaps to _TWITTER-ENTITY_ than anyone else How does he still love me ..
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ Me too ! We'll have a wedding for me and _TWITTER-ENTITY_ !!
Still dead at how _TWITTER-ENTITY_ sneaked Dudt's donuts into Dunkin just so she could have the coffee
tbh I don't even think I match today oh well
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ i think i would definitely look like Miley Cyrus
Tiffany just tried getting in someone else's car thinking it was mine
I love people who get on power trips . Especially when they have absolutely no power at all
I'm that sniper in the back of the map spawn killing you #suckstosuck
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ no , I think its funny
Whoever hacked _TWITTER-ENTITY_ is fucking hilarious
Mr. R doesn't know half the people's names in here so everyday he ask me
beat the heck out of _TWITTER-ENTITY_ at ping pong . #embarrassing
I wish you were on our bus
Candy crush timeeeew _TWITTER-ENTITY_
i wont be curling my hair till next yearrr
I love how McCrea always jumps over the furniture and lands perfectly . #BB15
' Think of all our ancestors that owned theirs ' ' I mean baileys practically black cuz shes had so many black guys inside her '
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ omg yessssss
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I'm dying !!! _TWITTER-ENTITY_
So I said ' darn ' and Nevaeh gasps and says , \Dad ! You let her say the D word ?! " XD #laughing #thedword "
Just told Maddie that she needs Jesus
When my ex adds me on snapchat just to view my story #creeper
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ YOLO
I suck at trying to cheer people up
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I am grumpy . LOLY AUTOCORRECT TRIED TO SAY \I AM HUMPY ! " "
go cheat on your boyfriend again bye
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ actually i think the snails do☝ and possibly the monkeys
Who wants to go to panama next spring break with meeeeee
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ what can I say ... I'm on original
The face of this girl after I said something because she was talking shit & gt ; & gt ; & gt ;
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ that doesn't sound pleasant
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahah . I want ittttt !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ lol my other twitter had too many haters
If you don't get out before 2 , I'm so sorry
Lolz at Riss
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I laugh so much at all the things you tweet about your sister doing
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I was concerned shit next time I hope you're ass burns
I've blocked so many people today !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ that's a good 45 minutes
Shit just got real in the matter of 20 seconds .
I love how I hysterically laugh at stuff for no reason late at night like I'm on crack .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ oh no !
I love messing with Freshmen
I can't wait for _TWITTER-ENTITY_ to recap this scene . #TheBachelorette #byebyechris
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ alright we will figure it out and settle this on the course
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ he's gunna get you in your sleep
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ funny because I used to be like that & amp ; you love me
We gotta chill soon dog
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ no .
I've had my braces on for almost a year now and like nothing has changed .
Told her I named all 8 of my abs and she believed me
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ by not fighting nobody . But I wish I wouldve
Alls you hear is people yelling then someone's car alarm
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ ohhhh I didn't realize
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ oh my gosh can you not
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ It usually is ! But not tonight !!
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you just called me sugaplum
so much for this Christmas going well
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ it's awesome !! & amp ; Hal is the pimp !! Hahah
SO much just happened
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ i just laughed so hard .
I think she's dumb .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ lmao literally my life right now
I lost my name tag at work today and I feel like Spongebob in that one episode where he lost his . I lost my identity .
Back to Ranger Maddie tomorrow . & gt ; & gt ; & gt ; & gt ; #reality
I swear some of these guys on tinder must think they'll pull more girls if they pose with a cat . Lol no boy✋
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I just can't get enough
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Allison . OOH HELLO
Hope _TWITTER-ENTITY_ doesn't fall for the dilf she's about to meet
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Haha alright Too Fresh
#hellno ! ✋
Haha this old lady just gave me the weirdest look at this red light ... Guess she wasn't feeling my music ... Animals-nickelback
\Are girls really going to be like all that freshman advice stuff on twitter ? " -Cody "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ ahahahahahahaa I'm done
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ & gt ; & gt ;
Mason , Cord and I did absolutely nothing in history besides read the stupid football trash talking forums
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Tell me , Reggie Jackson look like De'Anthony in person too ?
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ he's walking that would be awkward
danis literally high from her medicine .. omg
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ the tallest mexican i know
The Lebron commercial when he is playing golf is to funny .
Hannah Montana radio with my roomie . No bond is stronger
My mom walks into my room & amp ; sees me in a split , texting and tweeting ... looks at me like and walks out
Me and my cousin are so bad
Too bad _TWITTER-ENTITY_ isn't a D1 volleyball player
Lolol I'm laughing so hard why do you think that's real .
Just pissing people off on 65
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ , okay , they'll be so pissed at me !
I see the same Asian kid running home from class in jeans with his backpack on his front
Literally laugh at every text _TWITTER-ENTITY_ sends me
Y'all are in 5th period . I'm in bed . kisssses
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I'm dying
Oh girl this boat is sinking #FastMode _TWITTER-ENTITY_
You're relationship is such a joke #petty
I miss Lucas and Alec and Connor and Landon and shane
Why am I watching this show
My dad said its illegal to snapchat him and he's gonna have me arrested . Lmao
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ I seen that already
Way to go \Full House " thanks for the life lessons Tanners ... "
\Breanna what are you doin ? " " Jaci was talking to me ! " "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ my life I even say this all the time
Sydney : Don't pissed her off she's on her period !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ right ... my mom still has to help my dad check his email
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ ive actually done that before
Oh gosh hahaha
Chloe ripped up one of the floor tiles
Sitting with Derek while he tries to do an improv workout & amp ; ' baby got back ' just came on . He's the definition of a white boy dancing .
When the bug is in jazmines hair on the challenge
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ thanks I appreciate it
Lol when my husband make it to the NBA I'm gonna be a Basketball wife just watch .
\But you make me wanna act like a girlPaint my nails and wear high heelsYes , you make me so nervous .. " _TWITTER-ENTITY_ yesterday ... "
Everything is just so much funnier early in the morning and when you're so sleepy . Girl Code is so funny right now
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ I love itttt
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ yeah neither does you tweeting this ?
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I feel as tho The Heat is a movie you and I should have seen together
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you asked
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you think I'm out here makin funny money ??
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ no one wants to hangout with you !
Shout out to my boys _TWITTER-ENTITY_ and _TWITTER-ENTITY_ for bein dogs
That's 9 .
The fact gas and parking costed me as much as two tickets
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ Those are both good . What about We Are Marshall . Or The Longest Yard . Or The Waterboy .
Lol at the snap I got from _TWITTER-ENTITY_ phone
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahha you do that
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ What she do ?
Somebody's momma gonna be at school tomorrow .
We are from the 618 step your hoodrat game up _TWITTER-ENTITY_
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I was like hammi put me in , Bailey needs backup #teamatesforlife
Tonight was fun ... and freakin hilarious .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I hate cherry Gatorade but I like the last two things
Just fuckin do it
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ we're always this nice , if you were wondering #butreally
Watch out LHS . _TWITTER-ENTITY_ and I just decided we're taking out the old trombones this Saturday for the alumni game . #foreverpepband
\Your brother is such a dinker " "
Nick is color blind !! _TWITTER-ENTITY_
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I can't even handle this
Looked in the mirror and about freaked out bc I forgot I had something painted on my face last night
Had a great night _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahahahahahahga ha I'm dying .
I want a machete for Christmas
Totally forgot I failed freshman math I'm literally in a class with 3 year olds
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ omg I forgot about that
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ Melissa coming in clutch for some good breakfast #notimer
I've been watching cops for the last hour and a half . I guess you could say I'm doing big things with my life
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I guess I'll have to spend more quality time with my baby cousin how bout I kill ya in some basketball at m hall ! Sound good ?
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Nah will Ferrell pimped before he was an accountant in the other guys
Ashley's hungover #SucksToSuck
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Thanks samdick !!!!! Love youuu
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahahaha or when I swung on you playing tag
My pistons running the cavs out they own gym
Scott said \want anything from wawa " and I said " a life , some more friends , a cute boyfriend ... and a strawberry milkshake " "
What if she said no to him on that flight ? How's that vacation in Mexico now ?
Holy shit I gained 10 pounds in 5 weeks
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ u had been retweeting all ya pretty frienz up until this tweet . #tonguecomb
maddy and I are just having a complete bitchfest on this car ride home
The UC women's basketball team has 7 turnovers in 5 mins and is losing 16-0
Kaytee's such a jackass to people .
I fucking love my dad aha hes so funny
If anybody did Cheat on her I don't blame him in the slightest
There was a Harlem shake on a plane ✈
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ They are gay . They sleep in the same bed , share clothes , touch each other . still precious tho
Tone deaf and drunk is not a good combination
I love watching old baby videos of myself , I was just such a little comedian
I do love miley Cyrus but I can't help but laughing at almost every parody about her
Can't keep up can you slow down ?
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ just saw the girl that you stole the coat phone and credit card from ... Cant stop laughing
Tsk , they couldn't get pussy even if they tried ! My mom right now & gt ; & gt ; & gt ; & gt ;
don't talk to meeee anymore ✌
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ uhm it pretty obvious so uhm you stop being a bitch ✋
That last retweet !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahah . Text me whats going on ! 507.382.8011 .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ HAHAHA what the hell
mine and Erika's conversation right now is so priceless
Oh my gosh .
More like Ashley Bearden is my bitch #BowDown
\ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ : Give her LSD not STDs . " "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ #rideme #insidejoke
I'm in ratchet land
Haha this roast on Comedy Central #FrancoRoast
I have \high " hopes about running the two mile at 4:20 on 4/20 . "
I send my boyfriend the most ratchetest snapchats .
my brothers in 5th grade on facetime with his girlfriend and im in bed watching good luck charlie .. something dosent make sense
Anderson is a baby I broke my leg and they made me attempt to walk .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ You have your toenails painted black .... you can't even talk crap now ✋
I love _TWITTER-ENTITY_ more than life itself right now
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I'm just so cool
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Mexican parents are known to drink a little
I want to make a Harlem Shake video
Hahaha the hamster is running too fast and keeps flying off its wheel
Lol at Joe's tag line . I'm literally dying
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you probably will
My new speaker I can use in the shower is awesome singing in the shower to a whole new level .
I haven't laughed this hard in so long
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ brb dying
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ is cracking me up on twitter today
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you think I'm scared fuck the law
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ get that shit out of here
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ no need for you to try find any . All your sweaters ugly kiieeennttt
I only use those emojis
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ that would be a bad idea ....
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ haha omg
All of my brothers friends just know me as T . Y . ' s little brother _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_
“ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ : Tonight reminds me a lot of my senior year when we got beat by Southview . ” Hahaha did you punch something again
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ yeah right ✋
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ get girl☺
When I ask for Bailey's for Thanksgiving day for the grocery list and my parents pull out a huge one from the fridge check ✔️
I swear the only person I ever retweet is Jade
I've never had anything other than wings at bww
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Just the word cracks me up and who does not love them !
My grandpas talking about when he accidentally went to a gay bar .
I feel bad for Issac and Mrs Karen right now _TWITTER-ENTITY_
Auburn can get in trouble for rolling the palm trees at the _TWITTER-ENTITY_ ? Lol better not do it then
\when I was in 6th grade I wanted to e a stripper but look how much life has changed " HAHAHHAHA FUCKING HANNAH I SWEAR _TWITTER-ENTITY_ "
2 down 1 to go , 2 down 1 to go , let's go
Janette is just on one tonight I cannot stop laughing
fergalicious just came on the radio and I thought of our lost colony performance _TWITTER-ENTITY_
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ good times
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahaha . I just couldn't help myself .
this is just so commical
\Candy's dandy , but Liquor's quicker . End of poem . " .. What I learn in my English 101 "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ can we please get springbreaks now since it's on dvd
bitch you're fucking psychotic !
Lol at my best friend falling asleep on the toilet this morning #SoTired
Fruit snacks are better than candy forrealll
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ could be the weirdest person u ever meet !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ damn that's so clever I'm \dyeing " "
Just learned that if you're morbidly obese there's a special ambulance for you and if you need an MRI or to be weighed they use the zoos
Thank God for twitter otherwise I'd actually have to pay attention in school and God-forbid socialize with people
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ Cait even I know this one
Omg ... You're so jealous
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ is that true ? Pretty sure I was 15 and a freshman in HS last time I even spoke to him . ask him ?
Shits crazy lol , cops already came to Roy's house !
Vernon and Dionisio talk so much shit about Charlotte . I love it honestly ❤
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ or not . Because that would be whipped . And only _TWITTER-ENTITY_ does that whipped shit
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ DEAD . I don't know any of these boys ....
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ WELL HECK YEAH GIRL someone's gotta clean the house .
Mid the rest of the day . Guarantee it . Lmao
My teacher just said \oh fuck " "
Sitting in your bed crying laughing all by yourself
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ You ignorant
I can't wait to post my transformation Tuesday photo tomorrow
Hehe . #sosneeky
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ lmao omg ur an idiot ! I love when he says \if you don't squeeze it , no one else will " #rodney #cardiokickboxing "
I already did doe
Someone spray painted swastikas at Adams park
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ thanks lady . Let's get it❗
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I swear they were , but I love hearing their stories
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ dude .. I'm so fuckin pissed . if he messes up anything , we're gonna be nukin him
I got a 70 on a test It's only my second test too
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ is going through steroid withdraws right now
And we are the only closed door by the elevator , I will now be known as the college slut .
Coach Otis is the funniest
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ ican teach him how to brush his teeth to
\Banging the boys . Bad . No . " _TWITTER-ENTITY_ "
shoutout to the kid who found my phone last night .. and thanks for the text you sent _TWITTER-ENTITY_
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I think you deserve to buy me something too !!!
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ someone please get you a box of Kleenex's
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahahaha I love it thanks Sampson
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I had to
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ lol me too #goodtimes
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ SIKE , your not going to marry JB
i can't be around Cailyn without laughing
The fact I forgot one cleat #fuckme #guessicantplay
Sometimes I blast the Miley version of \Girls Just Wanna Have Fun " in my car , & amp ; I can't stop laughing cause of _TWITTER-ENTITY_ #beachweek "
Old lady next door really got upset and stopped swimming because we shot at a bird with a bb gun \I can't sit out here and watch this " hah "
hahah go listen to a song by 2 live crew on you tube
There is a giant inflatable wrecking ball on the Mall
lol _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ passed out on _TWITTER-ENTITY_ couch
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ not even one letter ?
\Can you get in trouble for curfew on Black Friday ? " _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ "
Justin is singing to me in Russian
Why am I tweeting in Spanish ? Freak probs
Lol I just went through my old phone
Me & amp ; Garrett right now tho
The larsonford commercial with the dog moose is so funny
Yes there are billions of fish in the sea ... And I'm over here swimming by myself
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ my bad lol
Even though I just ordered it earlier today .
Eilene sends me the best pictures
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ He looks ridiculous
These Indians in ap Chem talking about how much they drink
One tweet like huh
Jackson and Matt's bromance is more serious than most relationships _TWITTER-ENTITY_
Hurricane Doug's gonna make it rain
we don't do this everyday use a damn lie
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ it was like that all threemonths
Going on a BFGFBFF ( boyfriend , girlfriend , best friend forever ) date with _TWITTER-ENTITY_
So last night i reached my tweet limit
Oh my god I just remember how Sam told me that your gayyyy _TWITTER-ENTITY_ dude you know who I'm talking about ?! Hahahaha
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ ........ if that joke was any funnier ... woo
Lol until you know the truth
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ i was thinking of Cece when I made this
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ dead
My first day of my Senior year will be Friday ! #NotCool
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ lolol literally made my morning
3 days go byy
Warren keeps telling me he's trying to find a car that I like as well as him but we don't have the same taste .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ me too
At least BayPath finally sent me my iPad case
I'm so embarrassing I can't even why did I think it was ok to do that last nightt
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ it was so stereotypical
I swear I love _TWITTER-ENTITY_ and _TWITTER-ENTITY_ Screaming christmas carols on the way home from shopping .. No biggie
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ syd u made my day ily
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ this is too great
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ lol clearly you said it
I didn't even figure in an alarm
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ This whole stripper thing is hilarious
Finally at the adult table
Dad takes a few shots , I said \you drinkin !? " Mom says " yess and its 2 ! " And dad says " It's 5:00 some where " #idiot "
\I've changed so much in the past 8 months . " * stands up to high five me * " Well you're not a dyke anymore ! " My uncle & gt ; & gt ; & gt ; yours . "
Cuz I have no clue who you are
Sad , depressing music makes me feel like I'm in a music video or something
I want a hot tub .. I'm buying me one soon , with all that money I make #pleaseparents
I met you at the game Friday and you're a pretty cool girl except when you told me I had to leave
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I just saw this ! That's sooo funny !
Your dad is currently beat boxing and referring to himself as the love doctor ❤ _TWITTER-ENTITY_
Who you're tweeting about is beyond me
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahahaha basically died when I saw that tweet
Hahah when bubs is crawling , forgets to pull his arm out , and baby face plants ..
Stress relief ; bubbles during bio
He blocked me but iMessage still works even if you're blocked
Forever taking selfies
That video just made me laugh so hard
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ your bio kills me
Honestly _TWITTER-ENTITY_ vines makes me crack up every time
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ weird .. Lol . So many people's parents work there
The Prank dial app > & gt ; & gt ; & gt ;
Hahahahahahahahahaha Gavin smeared his mascara
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ i'm jenko and your schmidt
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ crying
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I think I know . Who I just text you about ?
You know you're acting like an idiot when your sister calls you her friends name _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_
I can say what I want
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ how are your shoes
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ oh we did ! Hahah
everyone who trys to make their relationship seem so perfect and take so many pictures ext ext are usually the ones that dont last
I didn't know morg had a twin named morgalina #dying
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ with my name on the dolla bill
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ HAHAHAHAHA .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you edge is ... Oh larwd
Twitter right now
I really just gave my stepdad a lip
I twitch before I fall asleep & amp ; it's embarrassing ... You can ask _TWITTER-ENTITY_
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ froggin , ill try it
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I had a feeling you putting tanning oil on me was turning you on that one day
If that was to me stfu
You know just showed up to my exam and freaked out cause _TWITTER-ENTITY_ was the only one in the room ... My exam is at 11 not 8
Just kidding , I'm not even in Ohio
Logan snapchatting me singing I Knew You Were Trouble is the best thing of my life . #daymade #lovehim
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ the picture seriously doesn't do it justice . It's very red haha but thanks , time for a change
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ lol that was my teammate being weird
Girl code is on tonight #yes
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you gave those to me in July !
Seeing Kim kardashian fight is the funniest thing
What _TWITTER-ENTITY_ just said . Omg
The shit I hear about people KILLS me
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ ' a collage just made me tear up a little . not even gonna lie .
I told Tara I already have bail money for her this weekend
Sierra kept grabbing Terrell and moving him back ! I think we were the only three sober girls
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ maybe one day I'll learn
So frickin stoked for tonight !
“ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ : I feel weird cause its only mine and Shannon's tweets in my feed WHY IS EVERYONE SLEEPING MY GOD”
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ no because I know what I'd do and that's bad enough
According to my stepdad , my therapy just walked out the door .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ until tomorrow than its go time
Awko taco highfive _TWITTER-ENTITY_
“ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ : I think it's funny that you're trying to call me fat because I'm a size zero lolol” it's funny you think it's about you .
When people do embarrassing things when they think no one is looking & gt ; & gt ;
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ it's gonna be weird without you getting in trouble
Harsh reality checks are approaching I can feel itttt
Allison's plans are crazy sometimes . _TWITTER-ENTITY_
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ and you thought I couldn't do it sucka #DD #responsible
I sound like a girl saying that
when the ppl at platos are going through your clothes right next to you and you wanna POUNCE ON THEM everytime they don't buy something
I just realize it's tuesday
Em , Ash & amp ; Josie were walking past my house and I was like GUYS ARE YOU GOING TO THE GAME and they were like no we don't like being social
Imagine Talib and Dez Bryant playing against each other . They would fight so much
I'm not dark chocolate I'm actually a little light So I'm sweet .
Lmfao my dad put my mom on a shopping budget #abouttime #someonehadto
Lol didn't think it was gonna be like this
Conversations with Donna in the car >
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I love you
My coworker _TWITTER-ENTITY_ just told this lady a joke and she twirled with joy . Deaddddd .
I bet _TWITTER-ENTITY_ is laughing her ass off still from my snap chats last night
I really wanna go outside and take a snow selfie ..
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ um HELLOOOO ! You keep coming to Brantley and not telling me ! You could drive 15 more mins and get steamboat !
Well according to my BMI I'm not obese , just overweight
I forgot you even existed
“ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ : The latest I woke up in a long time .. ” the earliest I woke up I a long time
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ it's about time , shit you been getting one since last year
sleeping in a hotel across the street from my job because I refuse to drive in this weather
I counted the selfies on my phone & amp ; I only have 4
Because I have to go pay that ticket again . Ha hopefully this time they are open
I have this huge ass bruise on my left leg and idk where the hell it came from
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ oooohhh ... yeah no you guys can't be worse than ours
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I know
Actually that's all the time #prevtweet
DYING at this six year old girl singing screamo music #AmericasGotTalent
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Garner Webb watch out
Someone just needs to walk me to my classes .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you'll have to wear a scarf like I did to that play off games no cold air in your mouth cause dry socket
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ it's a funny word
I think somebody's going crazy at the back of this bus _TWITTER-ENTITY_
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ aww yay ! you get to make fun of me
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ please tell me you interrupted this
Wait my mom got carded last night .
We are watching Vampire Diaries and my mom is legit crying
1 hour of sleep and I'm to the point where every little thing is fucking hilarious
Lol oh ight . I really do be seeing people tweet other people and be like \ yo who is that ? ""
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ manda she does this everyday and when she's on the ganja it's even funnier
I bet Cassidi and Candyce are gonna love to hear these stories tomorrow ✋
“ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ : Sending signed pucks to all the kids who almost drowned to death at the game , you ladies really need to see a doctor . ”
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ aww stop it , you're making me blush now . ☺️
44- boy !!!! I got you on speed dialbut hmu sometime stranger
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ does anyone else think this weird
at my mom trying to get her skinny jeans on over her cuddle duds
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Oh no ! Is that a Maines family tradition too ?
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ singing the Parent Trap song to me is my favorite !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ my judge panel for my virginity .
Bending the rules & amp ; breaking the law
Putting pants on right after you lotioned is such a struggle
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ because I'm a nerd about school lol
If only people were in this beach house livin with us for the week they'd really see how we treat each other
You kno how many fucking snapchats I got that said . \Merry Christmas Eve " JUST STOP PPL . You can wait one new fucking day to say merry xmas "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Endless laughs at your tweet . Hang in there CalBear
Going thru my TL and all I can see is _TWITTER-ENTITY_ replying to everyone's tweets ! #typicaltommy
I feel like me and _TWITTER-ENTITY_ stay speeding to get to school lmao . #speedy
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I AM A WHITE/Mexican WOMEN ..... IN AMERICA !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I go to school looking fresh !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you look so blinded by the light
I smell like Newcastle _TWITTER-ENTITY_ only you would know about this tweet .. #MySmell #Memories
Not even the slightest bit tired
I just saw that commercial _TWITTER-ENTITY_
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ lol !! Yeah not even a division championship under his system !!
10 o'clock tomorrow night Imma be running down 15th Ave shouting ' free at least ' . Stand by people .
The guy sitting behind Emma and I > & gt ; & gt ; #ournewbestie
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ HAHAHA you have to be then if you're only turning my mom down
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Yeah thats so true but thats sad that you crashed while parking
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ or clogged up
14- idk you but I love your tweets
\Only shave above the knee if you're expecting company . " Hahaha I'm dying "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahahahah aha
As Rachel stares at her plate of food and goes \why did I do this to myself ? " #foodcoma "
I've never laughed harder
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ I don't know if you guyz are talking about the same person
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I'm sorry you receive my ugly snapchats
dying at this movie goodnight
That awkward moment when a truck straight blows a red light he's been sitting at for like two minutes _TWITTER-ENTITY_
All I need is some adtr and a blunt
Bella knows mommy is leaving . She keeps looking at the suitcase and whining #poorpuppy
I sure hope the door didn't hit you on the way out✌️ oh wait , I actually hope it did
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ did u see that vine
18 snapchat videos of _TWITTER-ENTITY_ and cheer mixes ... #mademynight
ash said , could you even imagine me , lilweeks7 , getting in a fight ? & amp ; she's apparently dating a boy named Jerome . wutt ?
it's funny how so many people hate me and I haven't done shit to them . LOL oh well no fucks given over here✌
Griff and Jared need to chill
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ Lol ! That made me laugh so hard Kathleen !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ the best was when Charles and rhino got in a fight and were mad at eachother !!
\I don't even know what a Bugatti is , maybe we should google it . " _TWITTER-ENTITY_ "
\I thought that was a headband " no Collin that's my thong "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I did
Father daughter date to get a flu shot ! Whoop . Chronic illness probs
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ the only time I ever learn anything is from the book
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ why do you always think that's what I want gosh dad
“ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ : someone help me , miley just came over and won't stop twerkin all over my shit” _TWITTER-ENTITY_
Ashley pulling out the claws tho
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ what's not fair is the fact that I lost 3G during that last round and only found two words
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ do you like fall off your bed at night and you don't know ?
I'm feeling the love guys .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ also we fail at being Hispanic .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ FUCK .
Me & amp ; _TWITTER-ENTITY_ went to meet my cousin for lunch ... He definitely stood us up .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I think I'm gonna pee myself if I see another tweet like this
My dad on crutches is The funniest thing I've seen
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ oh okay lol I was about to say no not that I know of !
I actually kinda felt bad for you , my mistake
I'm so upset that I'm missing #RHONJ tonight Maybe I can just go visit with them instead since I'm in NJ ?
I suffer a problem where I look super ugly without makeup
Wait I just judged this kid so hard just now
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Lmfao you turd .
You changed so much , holy shit
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ when I saw this I thought it was about me then I remembered your other questions
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ because we are single low lifes and have no one else to talk to now ... ❤️ ily , xoxo .
\Is it shrinking !? " Hahah _TWITTER-ENTITY_ "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ is my favorite person to work with #YoureWelcome
With with extra cheese and lots of chips
That's probably why I'm not in a bad mood tbh
we're back and crazy as ever _TWITTER-ENTITY_ #missedher
Sheldon's pissy favorite that I said best guy friend bae you know you are number one
Finally dragged this hermit out of her house _TWITTER-ENTITY_ #safehaven
Then again I just wanna be single and have fun
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ and I have such evil ideas sometimes
Not going now
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ its the color of the girls i like
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ kelly just called to ask me how to reply to a tweet _TWITTER-ENTITY_
snap chat nudies for everyone ! merry christmas !
Yea I'm definitely ballin today .... I feel the rust creepin up
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you kill me !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you probably will what are y'all ?
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I use it all the time ! It's fun to explain
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ thinks corn hole is Satan #foreverlaughing
My mom just called someone ratchet , c'mon!
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ is a horrible liar .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ yes ! Mine too hopefully that will never happen again ! Hahahaha !
The Family is honestly such a good movie and it was so hilarious
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ do you know how pissed I am I can't retweet this
The connotations I have with Nic are conversations I can't have with anyone else
Walking downstairs to find _TWITTER-ENTITY_ with a super small broncos helmet on , waving a flag singing final countdown & gt ; #toofunny
Okay I'm laughing too hard at that HUNNA tweet .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ Def not one of my problems #bigboobprobz
Whoever said that on my ask is tough af for not saying something directly to me
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ and my snapchats discussing the #bachelorette
If you're gonna lie , you have to lie better than that
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ HHAHAHAHAHHA I am laughing out loud alone in my room at this
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ or the crop top !
my hobbies include reading , the bean bag toss , and sending dick pics to stef randomly
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I'm dyingggggg
Girls who have never met the guy but think they are in love with them
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ ocean city Maryland
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ he is beyond crazy
I'm not gonna shower until next year
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ ikk they suck
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ we all are ! #we'renumba1 #
Oh man . _TWITTER-ENTITY_
I was just called a cunt while driving in traffic on 167 ....
We play connect 4 through texting when we're bored _TWITTER-ENTITY_
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you said
We adopted your ass be thankful of our swag
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ well in afraid I'm not going to sleep well at all now . I thought that espresso was a type of coffee not a shot of caffeine
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ vines are the best
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I haven't ran in forever
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I didn't do that
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ loser #gottadowhatyougottado
Just watched a white girl wearing uggs trying to run in the snow . She fell on her face .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ oh I did ?? My bad
SHE'S JUST GOTTA HAVE IT _TWITTER-ENTITY_
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahaha I hate you
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ of course .
dumb and dumber never gets old
Never again .
Basketball season means _TWITTER-ENTITY_ barbaric yawps after everything he does
I hate everyone .
What did the fox say ?! ❓
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ alright fair enough .. Lol you win you win .. Geeez
Stop putting on a front for twitter ✋
Ok seriously , _TWITTER-ENTITY_ makes me laugh so hard ! #ilovedrunkpeople
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ lol random girls saying its them
#LiesObamaToldUs is trending
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ me werki
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ I just diedddddd !!!!!
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ I pulled it out and we just talked for like 2 hours then left
When the bus driver on the 48 announces that it's hump day
All the same guys like me and _TWITTER-ENTITY_ I swear
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ too good .
I tucking love Zach
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ if you only saw all of the ones from us that night
I'm pretty sure the definition of being a girl is knowing you're being irrational , but not having the ability to stop
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ haha I just envisioned u laying in the bed ... Trash can in hand .. Yelling for ur mom ... Alice in other bed
She's squishy in all the wrong places #Dead
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you want more ?
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I'm actually a chode
I have never laughed this hard
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ i always do I already planned on getting Oreos and milk when I put him to bed
Out of school for water problems
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ no . Funny #dontmesswithmyjeep
\After you politely suck my dick ! " - _TWITTER-ENTITY_ "
I love the movie White Chicks
This store in Chinatown is playing Thrift Shop .
we made s'mores together
Just figuring that our bobby ?
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ just died
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ im dying right now
why must you feel the need to ride at 9:40 in the morning ...
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you are def coming back if you spell write as ight " #loveyou "
Last day of summer . I go for half a day tomorrow ! I'm excited an ready , but can't it wait one more week ? Lol
You guys are just so funny !! Just made my day _TWITTER-ENTITY_
That awkward moment when your someone's back up whenever they get bored
Or Dawn needs to send me Bryson . Though it's a little less pleasant to have an 8 year old basically body slam into you .
Lololol , the sonic commercial got me dyin . \I have to go home . I'm grounded ""
My cousins Greek aunts and uncles are killing me right now making fun of this ghost adventures show on the travel channel
the DA def wasn't happy when she lost that case #bitch
I have a couple of sick #LetsMakeItAwkward
Hot tub time machine ... I'm rolling
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ , don't flatter yourself ✋
We really too funny tonight _TWITTER-ENTITY_
I swear every time I have to pee manals dad comes knocking on the door
It's actually kinda hilarious when you think about it
Marissa gets her anger out by throwing bagels ..
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ how does a car door fold over and break ? how is that even possible ?
Vitoria has the chicken _TWITTER-ENTITY_
I'm about to work out , I need to lose my lilllll pouch by Friday .
Ashlyn trying to get all her gas in her car .
This conversation with #oomf right now > & gt ; & gt ; & gt ;
oh and we're together btw ... I really can't
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ so did mine !
You look like a crack whore LOL
My dad's uncle just asked my dad if he was pregnant
I don't even know how to spell her last name
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Shawn just told me the story of you & amp ; him tying up your babysitter & amp ; you holding a real knife to her throat #imdead
Omg I was sitting next to the cutest vegas frat boy but my mom was in between , my luck with guys this weekend has been so pathetic
Might drop an album soon
#oomf is busted as hell .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahaha ikr he's gonna get addicted
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ especially when they try to talk about them like they're raw
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ this is a joke
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ alright fine I take that back hook ups
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ put THAT in your pipe and smoke it
“ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ : My mom just told me to turn the tv on animal planet so our kitten could watch the other cats while we were gone ... ” Done
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I do the same thing
Tonight _TWITTER-ENTITY_ and I are making online dating profiles ...
I MISS YOU TOO , AND IT'S OKAY EVERYONE DOES
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ first come first serve ! How was the meeting !?
Makenze said she could see me marrying someone like Champ from Anchorman
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ omg the newborn giraffe
wow I look SO cute for class right now ...
I hope lebron doesn't lose his headband
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ your snapchat video
My chinchilla tho
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ we have to go skating again .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ lmao ...
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ no I meant to say HAT but I messed it up
I could really watch meet the fockers over & amp ; over again
Poppi just told me when the Yankees lost the World Series in 1960 to the pirates he made Nani sleep on the couch and he cried
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ sure was
I wan to go to carowinds . To bad I have no friends to go with me
Hah every class is keep asking \whats the drinkin age in your country ""
Lol at life right now
I mean seriously , can my life get any worse
My mom made brownies
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ peed on _TWITTER-ENTITY_
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I'm so excited for you to have your baby
Oh my you know it's going to be a good day when Grillz comes on
Deep breaths ladies lmao
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ either 6 year olds or Brenna Bourdage ! #Haha
Hunter is gettin plum tickled at this old lady in the hair salon
Hes just the flavor of the week
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ oh god
Or i wanna go to iraq and be like im the bomb lmao
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ yeah it's pretty dope in NYC . Always interesting people I see there . Absolutely gnarly things here !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I bet ! it's not hard to see
so do we awks
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ they're my weakness the basketball ones are my favorite hahaha
I feel like I'm a fatty eating cookies for breakfast . :/
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I CAN'T STOP LAUGHING
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ #sistersallthesame
\Everyone in my class no crotch texting , it seems to be the ' IN ' thing nowadays ! " - my psychology professor "
Ole Dr. Meeks simmer down #imrollin _TWITTER-ENTITY_
“ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ : idk what your tweet meant but i favorited it because you're hot” my life
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ pretty sure you'd be colder if I was there if you know what I mean
It's been 4 years and still don't know how to Dougie
Moulin Rouge ! & gt ; & gt ; & gt ; & gt ;
Jennifer lawrence's laugh though & gt ; & gt ;
Just the sight of _TWITTER-ENTITY_ and _TWITTER-ENTITY_ and I'm in tears #workaholics #letsgetweird
Wheels on the bus go BOOM BOOM BOOM !
#superstar loll #comedycentral
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I am sick ... sick of ur bitching
Make you a sand which I'm not your bitch
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I see he got the fresh kicks , kids looking more swagged out than you
Don't be in a good mood around me . I get pissed off I hate when people are happy .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahaha i didnt even do anything i got punched in the face and i get put in timeout
If you reject me , don't be mad when I decide to go . ✋
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you're slow it wasn't even funny you made my whole day sad ! I realy wanted to be wiff dem
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahahahahahha ! Dead that's funny af
My momom just caught my mom & amp ; her sister cussing . Now there on punishment
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahaha that is not appropriate
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ your picture is my wallpaper cause it makes me laugh every time I look at it
The only relationships I approve of are my friends's . so everyone else can break up now .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ is going hard singing that song in the shower
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I know you know better than that method
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ If anything I'll just buy one !
Jacob text me and says he's coming over to ride with me . What's new ?
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I'm actually crying I love you
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ And means it in the nicest possible way I'm sure
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ the truth has to come out somehow
I don't even know where where going
The girls in my dorm were scared to talk to be cause they thought I was snotty #imniceiswear
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ it wasn't .
Tommy ... YOU AIN'T GOT NO JOB MANNNN
Welp _TWITTER-ENTITY_ and I said the same porn slogan at the same time .. \I'll cheers to that one !! " - _TWITTER-ENTITY_ "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ lol what kind did you get ?
I can't that picture
I've been away from _TWITTER-ENTITY_ to long .. Safe to say when we reunite no one will want to be around us
My dad really has me dyeing right now
This building have wifi ? my shit is slow as fuck
The talk today will not be forgotten _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ such a true statement
Can someone go to my house and do my homework for me ?
HBD to the beautiful _TWITTER-ENTITY_ I remember back in the day bein friends on MySpace & amp ; stuff It was good catchin up the other day❤️
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I don't eat I just drink the frappes
Why twerk on camera when you can twerk in the hall ?
Not only was it saline .. It expired in 08 ' hahahaha . _TWITTER-ENTITY_ will have problems for weeks
god I hate you
Watching my grandma learn how to text for the first time on a flip phone
#MiddleSchoolMemories dancing in a talent show with Mr. Tyson , _TWITTER-ENTITY_ and Madison
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I like how just my smile is in your avi
As I'm smashing Sammy's knee into the table and he's yelling ow , Sue yells at _TWITTER-ENTITY_ to be nice to me
Stuck somewhere between having a massive meltdown and raging like a crazy person . #awesome /
You need some priorities
Lucy from Urbanana
When I tell a guy that I have a boyfriend and he's like , ' Ok . Bye . ' & gt ; & gt ; Glad we could be friends , pallll .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ me too lex
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ that was so funny ! I was going hard at half time lol
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ haha all of them
S/p to _TWITTER-ENTITY_ for hacking my twitter .
\Hit on them problems , smackin that aahhhhh on the causes , and eeeeeeaaaasin my way up into them solutions . " GAH DANG JAZ ! _TWITTER-ENTITY_ "
gonna wake _TWITTER-ENTITY_ up hahahaha hope shes not madd
Just sent about 1000 Snaps with _TWITTER-ENTITY_ #wow #goofy
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ i guess you're jumping to conclusions to fast , because it wasn't about you
\You guys know I cant eat food without smelling it first " oh Steph "
My mom makes it to easy to sneak out
Brides Maids is tooooooooooo funnnyyyyyy
I would never fight over a dude unless someone hit me first , then I'd run
nah I was just playing but okay
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ yea you're right
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I prefer to be under the radar hahaha
Well I'm gonna sleep good tonight
run/adventure in a few with the bestie _TWITTER-ENTITY_
lmfao my hair is just bop & I wish I cared about it more
Hahahahah am week
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ good point . We didn't even talk
My street light just went out after that big one
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahaha I love Youuu
Freaking out at _TWITTER-ENTITY_ because he was too busy shoveling the stairs and cleaning off his car to text me back #psycho #hilarious
Guy selling weed brownies in the library , only at tech
My uncle just said he was gonna give being gay a shot .
Is it just me or do all black women talk on the phone for their entire drive ive seen it alot lately
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ that pos
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ my last retweet is us ....
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ it's ok people make fun of me for having 20+ wives I approve of of your husband
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ how are you so funny ?
Noway nooooooWayyyy lol
Thanksgiving is like my favorite time to get really fat ❤️
I want to know who's the guy that said they would ask me out but I don't do high school relationships .. If I don't know them that's awkward
This is too funny
My girlfriend is so weird , she fingers buttholes .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ same question thursday during day ?
I have 4 alarms set for the morning
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ why the hell not
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ and yeah I know since your brow got messed up ❤
Did anyone else just see that camera man punch the other one ?!
Walking bodies & gt ; & gt ; & gt ; & gt ; & gt ; & gt ;
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ HAHAHAHA girl . You so right too
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ we might find a place in this world someday , but at least for now , I gotta go my own way . #highschoolmusical
When I say I don't care , I seriously do not give a fuck !!! So don't keep coming at me with bullshit
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ Hahahaha totally forgot about that oh my god
just fell asleep on the phone with the apple people . oops
People and their wants
The new AE skinniest skinny jeans are hideous
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahahahahahaha I'm thinkin so !
Lmao I can't believe your standards dropped that much your cut off ✋
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahahaha oh god I know ! I lost it as soon as I read the last line of that comment
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ took 5 before my 45 minute presentation final .. Got an A
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ I think I'm gonna be sick
#craftswithcarl Literally cannot stop watching \walk into the club like whaddup you wanna bracelet ? I got plenty . " _TWITTER-ENTITY_ "
Just like the bridesmaid movie
Dad told me guys like girls who play the damsel in distress role then tells me good luck with dating cause that'll never be me
I think it's funny how you thought I'd get jealous or something ...
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I want to meet them so bad omggggg id be like ok I'll stay
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ cuz you totally sit out in the sun all day
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ has my dying over here✋
I look trash when I wake up .
\I swear to god , mama . I will pee my pants in the middle of the kitchen floor . " - _TWITTER-ENTITY_ "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ oh my god who
Mom : We should take a selfie for our Christmas cards . Me : okay mom
I feel bad for everyone who wasn't privileged enough to watch the game with Roxanne & amp ; Casey LOL
When me and Sara stay at grandmas we always sleep on our sides which cause us to stare at each other as we fall asleep ... #awk
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I completely understand you , but I also think they are pretty funny
But why is my math prof calling me naughty to my roommate
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ has a 29.4%
No big deal
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ that was his header on twitter the other day
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ im on 70
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I drove them so one of them would buy me food !! #fatpoorboyprobzzz
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ might be the dumbest friend I have !!
Ashley just lost her money at Fred Myer
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ is seriously a better me then me !
I literally forgot you have to pump your own gas in Pennsylvania
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ shit at least I'm not in class
I text bre funny pictures because she's the only one who understands that I'm sitting here dying laughing
I should have great calf muscles after today
hahahaha my uncle & gt ;
\Do you have a sunburn or are you always this hot ? " _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ look im just here for the music ok ✋
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ what the hell
“ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ : When a girl tells you to ' Have fun ' it means she wants you to have a horrible time without her . ” #Truth
JUST SCARED THE SHIT OUT OF MY LITTLE SISTER
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ no problem , you're so nice it was great meeting you
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Whatever you say Beck
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ lol I was catfished on MySpace in 8th grade ... Hahaha but that's a story for a different time , and not on twitter
Besides wiping out , work wasn't so bad
The way that was told didn't even make sense to the situation either like just don't hang out with us not to hard to figure out
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ thanks ! It's never too early for some wine
Henry's bomb _TWITTER-ENTITY_
Watching Pride and Prejudice with my dad & gt ; & gt ; & gt ; his reactions #ohron #prideandprejudice
Zumba class full of 40 year old women dancing to cat daddy #icant
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I can't even #bestmomaward
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ LMAO What can I say ?
Gonna rock out with our cocks out with _TWITTER-ENTITY_ ✌️
Eww people do that _TWITTER-ENTITY_
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ HAHAHAHAHA I can't deal . Toooooo funny
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ That's how Payton was .. Just wait till your whole body goes numb ..
Ryan talked to me in his sleep last night and he pointed at Koda , said pizza , and laughed . I told him to go back to sleep and he said okay
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ where are your eyes
Travis would see his two of his least favorite guys .
My grandmas using my car
Snow day tomorrow pass it on ❄️⛄️
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ it's perfect
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ BERNY the hamster
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ It's funny because he thought I wrote it
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ wasn't you
Me and my sister just fell off her bed _TWITTER-ENTITY_
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ nah you should hear her say it , funniest shit ever
Lex has me cracking the duck up
Thank god I didn't mess it up
You should've seen this bitch
\He is not a truck he is a semi . " Fugate explaining my boyfriend _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ thats cute .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ my body's made of paper and my bones are made of glass . I break my arm when I wake up
I have Kwintin my broken badminton racket and told him it was for taller people with long arms _TWITTER-ENTITY_
Modern Family literally kills me .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I DON'T CARE .
Making our own acapella group in the glassboro parking lot I'm so done .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ He's so lucky !
I want Harry Potter and Twilight box set .
My brother just came in my room and said \let me just say Holy Cow Santa brought a lot of presents " "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ what does that mean
At family pictures and my dad goes to take a drink of water and spills all over his crotch
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ yeah he walked by twice and I was like damn he look familiar & amp ; I saw them ears like that's her dad
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I'm actually laughing my ass off , especially since I'm still cuddled in bed
It's so funny how much my dad hates keeping up with the kardashian's
Never thought I'd spend my night teaching my sister how to twerk
When my bf tells me I don't need makeup really now lying is bad _TWITTER-ENTITY_
The fact that that guys name is Boris I can't
my mom packed _TWITTER-ENTITY_ Miranda and I's lunches this morning
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Well you saw a nice bubble ass and my face get red lmao
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ sorry , I'm taken
My teacher just nailed herself on the head with the white screen .
Ty bought like 3 cups of just strawberries today
honey who the fuck do you think you are kidding
I'm such a creeper and I need to work on that ...
Some hashtags are just not necessary ...
Just twerk it out . Lololol . I've never laughed so hard in my life guys .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ yes !!! Me and my friend saw it and had a metal breakdown
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ WE DIED LAUGHING AT THAT we said we were whales
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I miss him so much !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ yeah said you were staying the night with May she wants to ask if you've scheduled your classes yet ??
I just put green icing on my teeth and told my cousin she better brush her teeth or her teeth will look like mine and be rotted !
That's why talia is kickin my butt
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I can't believe you said that !! Actually ... I can .
I'll just watch a sappy love story movie and pretend I have feelings .
This lunch < & lt ; & gt ; & lt ; & lt ; & lt ; & gt ; & gt ; & gt ;
I knew that's was a . Good idea
Me and tiff are so nice in gym
The things I see on the news
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ exactly it might burn off .
Who wear Aeropostale anymore ?
\I had your preschool teacher as a patient . She has Alzheimer's now ... and she blamed it on you " said about my brother "
\Beem , Beem , Zach Beem , answer me " -Me " Zach Beem is not available at the moment , please leave a message after the beep . Beep " -Beem HAHAH "
\I always punish my kids by taking the morning after pills " #danieltosh haha he's so funny "
\lets go through the things Morgan likes ... dogs , bands , children , black people , old people , donkeys , facial hair ..... " _TWITTER-ENTITY_ "
I'm Always late on Mondays ...
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ and _TWITTER-ENTITY_ are both attacking that favorite button
I need a girl that's been shot at and stabbed a few times . That way she'll have a better appreciation for life
Told my manager I hated my job & amp ; she said I could go home early #informallyfired ??
\Excuse me I have to use the restroom " " We do don't have a restroom . We have a toilet . " "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahahaha my bad
That was ugly .
Sev said he hates twitter cause everyone complains about there bed being too warm
That moment you realize the persons Instagram pictures look absolutely nothing like the person in real life
The conversation Kayla and I are having right now & gt ; & gt ; & gt ; & gt ; & gt ; & gt ;
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ put some in there for me
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ and it sometimes makes me break your towel rack ..
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ I'm done
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ she's a terrible actress lol
I love when people assume my tweets are about them .
Awkward moment when more teenage guys ask for my dad number than they do mine ... #jk #butreally
Class got canceled for tomorrow
I crack myself up ..... just laying in bed laughing out loud because I think I'm so funny .
But how many guys walk in & amp ; outta my life .
His girl was rubbing his shoulder and shit
I feel like such a Nerd helping the athletes out with their Spanish
When people retweet me it makes me feel special
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I am watching the fire works here on the lake too it's really cool #Texoma
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ 20 huh ...
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ boys cause problems it's a proven fact
Now back up , put the gun down , and get me a pack of tropical fruit bubbilicous , and some skittles .
I pissed out of my window . I'm on the secound floor
But that'll never happen
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ ok that's not a messed up joke or anything
Yesterday , I was trying to get one of my 4th graders to guess the word hythm " .. She guessed " swaggy " instead . I nearly peed my britches . "
“ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ : Nice job by Molly Brown , has some room to work on her form , but great potential . #NFLDraft ”
I saw hunger games 3 times in theaters . Working on catching fire #pathetic
\Only seniors can wear ugly Christmas sweaters on Friday . " I'LL WEAR WHAT I WANT , WHENEVER I WANT !!! "
I'm just chilling here , #ctfu wait .. #catscatscatscats _TWITTER-ENTITY_
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I do , it's just the first one of the spring
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ OMG I love you Megan !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ dude I was just talking about that to my dad #twins
Fridays are awesome
I guess I'm like the only person who hasn't even thought about senior pictures ? Lmao #Oops
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ this last message I got
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ np , girl
What _TWITTER-ENTITY_ just retweeted & gt ;
I want some of what he's on
I laugh about everything
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ great question
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ this is literally the best thing I've heard all day I'm sorry ❤❤
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ avi & gt ; & gt ; & gt ;
Just read through all the goodbyes that people wrote in my senior yearbook .. #Sad #Hilarious
I seriously crying from laughing so hard
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ whatever floats your boat
& amp ; idk what's worse about my lt the fact that I ignore your ass or that you have a girlfriend please take server all seats !
Let me open the flood gates . _TWITTER-ENTITY_
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ it's ugly
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I swear you guys get me in trouble imma freak
Just rode a bull and about killed myself
Did I really just say that
Haha dude just said put your tittie on my feet tho
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I feel ur loan but it's hard not to laugh
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahaha right .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ I JUST PISSED MY SELF THINK NICOLE THINK DO YOU REMMEBER THE CCCITS ALL COMING FULL CIRCLE
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ barely even alive in the morning
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ is cracking me up tonight with her tweets
when extras come to our lunch table < _TWITTER-ENTITY_
i was so clumsy tonight
“Why would you pay $80 for a bra at Victoria's Secret when I will hold your boobs up all day for free ? ”
i just therapist in a box
That feeling of excitement when your Instagram picture gets enough likes it turns into a number #girlproblems
homecoming theme is heroes . pls someone go ask jesus i'll laugh so hard
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ tell your friends to tweet me
#IRememberWhen I sold all my yugioh cards just so I had money to buy some fire
But if it wasn't for _TWITTER-ENTITY_ being in Marvin's Room idk where I'd be right now lbs
Okay we understand you were confused Logan
Alex sitting by me at the pep rally today & gt ;
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Bro ... No !!
Jake is the dog whisperer
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ lol already doing that
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ Hahahha that was me earlier !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ it's funny because it's more than one girl that people are thinking of
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ thought we were the only ones who shed like that & amp ; just put it on the shower walls but apparently it's everyone
BG ain't made a shot this hole time _TWITTER-ENTITY_
The look on his face #disappointment #Catfish
It's a gonna be a weird drive to Essex
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I thought you meant the boots
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I glanced at this and I thought it was what does the fox say
The vine I just made I can't even
jabari parker takes the most ignorant shots whats he shootin 1-7
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ tweeting about this Brooke chick & gt ;
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you're nuts .. Never that
my boyfriend asks me the weirdest questions
Kinda like a Footloose thing
Haha if you have ridden dick that much , you have a problem
Alright now that's the real Enis #Clown boii
I'm not crazy . I'm just special . No wait . Maybe I am crazy . One second .... I have to talk to my self about this . Hold on ....
Bears can smell the menstration ! #anchorman
\You can tell when the girls in the family are drunk by how many times they say fuck in a minute " lolol dying because it's so true "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ it'll never get old ... And then when you try to repeat with your mouth how they sounded
Lol _TWITTER-ENTITY_ these pledges running through the library in their boxers singing Christmas carols .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ what's wrong with u
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ he has a hard on
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Haha oh ok
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I keep watching it over and over and over again miss yew too
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ remember when I used to do one just to make you mad
\Outside the bacons gonna eat me ! " _TWITTER-ENTITY_ "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I'm glad you came up and seen us !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I'm literally crying #cornell
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ he just figured it out .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ exactly what I say goes
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ noooooot until now
Burns is about to lose tomorrow sorry
I'm ready for cold nights , & amp ; cuddling ... lookin ass !!
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ My mom made me do mine yesterday really I was supposed to do it on Friday .
Guys that question me ... no stop im going home ✋ bye
Get in my car ..... seat leaned way back ..... stupid music bumpin ..... musta been a thug drivin my car last night ! _TWITTER-ENTITY_
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ yes !
I think I'm in love .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Really though !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ the only thing you knew was the guy with the ball is on offense
Me & amp ; Abbs think so much alike
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ taking a pill and sweating ..
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ well one of us has to be
Clearly I am able to be recognized by my fingers . Had to make my night
Baby you remind me of my pinky toe ... Cute , small , and I'm probably going to bang you on my coffee table later tonight .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I don't think I've ever laughed so hard OMG
why tf am I so ugly
You do all the things we used to do , nice relationship , I see you haven't changed a bit , good way to keep me off your mind .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ really ! Just text mee
I think I'm too much
9-0 Spain _TWITTER-ENTITY_ is better than everyone on Tahitis team
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ proud of you
I hope the carpet matches the drapes ... ya know , in the library
Lol the favors I make Davie do for me . ✌️ > & gt ; & gt ; & gt ; & gt ; & gt ; & gt ;
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ is seriously the funniest person I've ever met
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ \if you lick my but hole ! " Lol "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I could cry I'm so excited to see your beautiful face
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ oh my god
The little girl that just came up to me and told me her brother talks about me everyday & gt ;
Jake better get over here and give me a foot massage . that prolly won't happen tho
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ wtf are you doing , it's like you were gonna reach out them and get him
I locked myself out of my snapchat for like the 4th time
Kenna was looking at a picture of autumn and said \what the fuck is this " and didn't know it was her lmao "
Literally loling if you tell the person you're ' talking ' to you love them
When people say ast 6 " instead of " fast an furious 6 " because they don't know how to spell furious "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ : Is just like to say thank you to the kid who ate shit this morning walking to the bus you made me laugh
Sometimes I try to analyze why my rabbit hates me .. I always conclude that it's because I named her unny " lmao "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ what is an analytic proof
Why is my dad wearing tims ? Made him take them off lol never seeing that again
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you're seriously too funny . Idk if I can handle it
What's the deal with vine and hitting little kids with pillows ? It's so funny though !!!
“ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ : It’s cute that they sell family-sized Oreo boxes thinking that people are going to share them with their family” my life
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahahahah oh shit that's funny though
Only Cleveland would get the double play
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ he think what he does in mine craft he can do at home next he's gonna be crafting pick axes and fighting creepers
The struggle this morning in the Callaway cafeteria is so real ... it's clear who did what last night
Love when people fav my tweets . Makes me have hope that I'm somewhat popular ..
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ some names are just meant to be
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ were ? We still are !
That fight though
Listening to Thomas play xbox is funny
“ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ : I apologize to anyone who has seen my face when I first wake up . ” _TWITTER-ENTITY_
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ they are so cute !!
Someone played ice cream paint job throw back
I'm pretty sure if someone read this conversation they'd think _TWITTER-ENTITY_ and I hate each other's guts .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ that's how it went .... Right _TWITTER-ENTITY_
literally sitting under my covers giggling at my texts right now my roommate prob hates me
It's kind of sad when 20 yr olds can't use proper grammar
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ she had nothing to say though ?!
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Do you consider your passing with that D average you have !! #NeedHelp
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you can get 150 mollies for a single pair of shoes
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ trust me I know
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I fixed it ! Thats pretty sad how I'm that bad with lyrics .
5209 I miss the lunch table tbh bruh we all need to have like a lunch together
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Hahaha I thought so too ! Like if I didn't care about them
Car rides with lamontica are so funnnny
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ HAHAHA I will have to send you some more of me lip singing I do a great wrecking ball
I need more bellybutton rings .. I only have 2
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I'm like if you wanna post a selfie just post a selfie no one really gives a shit
Pahahahahahahah this was just running in heels and she fell I'm cracking up
Jon just beats up sparky all the time and just yells \your moms a whore sparky " "
Joel and his relationship tips
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Kaitlyns face
I probably be late to yearbook everyday .... So might as well drop that class too ! #HorribleOnTime
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ so do I
My dad wants to forbid me and my brother from using snapchat cause he thinks people send us nudes on it
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Hahahahahahahah I am laughing so hard at this omg
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ caral just stop
The shit _TWITTER-ENTITY_ texts me ....
And I act like the drunk one ?
Haylee is actually looking up the steps to become an air traffic controller
My uncle got 2 12 in his car
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I would have actually applauded you if you dressed in MU apparel I would have loved you forever
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ ham we were the last people there we are closed tomorrow unless dbaby snuck it out
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I don't even care
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you're dying at a grocery store ? haha
Some peoples kids .....
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ oh my gosh hahahahaha
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ just texted you
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ wehhh I miss you !!! When are we going out and getting wastey and sneaking drinks in a sketchy car again
When _TWITTER-ENTITY_ sends me a video on snapchat of _TWITTER-ENTITY_ telling a story
Loling at myself crawling around the house because I can't walk
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ that's an AWESOME idea , if we all get separated we just gotta look for blinking lights
Even on my worst fucking day I look better and that's sad
The walk with Rachel last night was great haha
This girl literally just ranted on her paper how much Dr. B sucks instead of writing her FRQ
Omg . I'm just remembering at the football game , Brandon was like urn up " & amp ; Anissa was like " wait what's that mean ? " I was dying "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ shouldn't have left I boxed a girl a black girl #winner
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ oh my god I'm crying right now
Tomorrow is senior skip day right ??
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ is the lady version of Dick Vitale #genius
My dad just yelled swerve bitch at someone .
Lol I don't care what people think ... At all
We used to be super close we gotta go to Taco Bell soon and get fiesta potatoes
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ then when Sammy puts the dressed up fake dick on the mascot uniform
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ yes ! I have a fear clammy hands and you don't need to hold hands to justify to people that your with someone☝
This conversation right now doe
Because their now LIVING with people she called nasty & amp ; lazy gtfo somewhere . I didn't need you no way .
lets make a bubble butt vine _TWITTER-ENTITY_
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I feel like it would take forever
My nephew decided to put out a few cold beers for Santa alongside the milk and cookies
I have a job now , how am I still always broke ..?
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ let's not talk about it
\I have this playlist with all calm music . Except some of the music isn't calm at all , so I just sit there & amp ; rock out . " - _TWITTER-ENTITY_ "
These types of movies make me horny ✋
hate getting in those kind of moods
my grandma screams \TELL HER TO GO TO HELL " in the middle of the store .. omgggg "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ snap chat video
I'm not gonna lie I'm too scared to snipe a pic but there is literally a group of pirates sitting next to us at Waffle House
That car ride home though & gt ; & gt ;
“ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ : I got my toes in the water , ass in the sand . Not a worry in the world , a cold beer in my hand . ” _TWITTER-ENTITY_
Reed failed the fire safety quiz . OK , Mr. Eagle Scout
Matt told me I ruined yoo-hoo for him because I told all the boys that yoohoo is gross because its basically water and chocolate
he said tonight o'clock
I love it when my stoner friends favorite my stoner tweets .
Gta has me weak
I'm losing it !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ okay caleb sorry I'm not mature enough for you
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ yeah I'll just continue to dream
#TeamLMFAO I like when girls say stop it like they getting fucked or something
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ she tell you about their conversation on IG last night ? She was so happy
geez I'm looking hot today
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ this makes me laugh for some reason I can just see you crapping yourself after him pranking you
Scary movie 3 & gt ; & gt ;
They look like shit too
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ it's not funny man
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ lol ok actually no , the only time I've ever said anything to you way Friday . but it's cool idgaf
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ Joy noticed it a while back but I don't think Madi ever has
I love Family Guy , never fails to make me laugh .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I'm mad at you you laughed at me
If someone wants to come rub my neck , it'd be nice !
You are so pathetic I can't even right now
Last time I was in Indy I brought home gold . This time I'm bringing home an piece of fabric they call a blanket . #score
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ FB cuz
I go to my brother would she want more if you just hungout as friends ? He goes probably who wouldnt #icant
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I was at the gym when I saw this and literally busted up !!!! I'm dying right now
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I'm dying hahahah
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ is running like a man possessed !! That hit on #77 was nasty !! And dude is a DT
I guess I offended this girl because I don't smoke weed . Haha wut
“ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ : me : mom , i need moneymom : what ? did you spend those two dollars i gave you in 2003 already ? ”
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ nah we cool we cool
I see you being a match maker con
- these emojis but I don't really know you but you seem cool !
We were watching the commercial with the pig with the car insurance , and my dad goes \look at this guy " talking about the pig "
Hahahahahahahahahaha # that's how much I care !!!
Liam Shanley : some girl added me on Facebook and asked me if I would go out with her . Me : what's her name ( look her up ) shes a stripper
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ ' s pandora account has expired , someone pray for this kid . #staystrong
Mine and _TWITTER-ENTITY_ convo Right now
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ been there done that
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Did the same to me
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ I feel it
Today & gt ; _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ why did you tag yourself ?
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ at least you can see out your eyes ! #crazyeyes
I look hilarious right now #omg
Just received a drunk call from _TWITTER-ENTITY_ and it's only 5 o clock
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ haha in order for me to take u to hc i have to sign a waver saying im a lesbian
Today has been ridiculous
Emprea's face when Christian said she was gonna black his lips > & gt ; #tolate #obviously
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ idk the name of it ! I just heard it the other day . I think it came off of Disney Channel
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ haha ill show you some crazy hippies from Oregon . Lmao
My granney is high and drunk . I cannot deal lmao and my mom is toasted ! This is too funny .
My Nonno went on a hunger strike for 5 days because my Nonna forgot to buy him wine #SoItalian
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ well that's really sad
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Good day for NY teams against the BAL/DC area .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I've never even went to sleep yet bro
I can't believe that just happened !! I feel like I was dreaming !
Hey guys , DMX got arrested again
All these drunk people driving home from Napa
Dude next to me is listening to crush by david archuleta #howsweet
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ BAHAHAH sal that's acceptable Larry's was the shit & amp ; now that's it gone its more of a R.I.P sticker . U in the clear
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Lol that memory goes right next to the night on park
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I love you hunter
If joe hates them there is clearly something wrong with them because he doesn't have a problem with anyone . ✌️
Who spray painted Harrison's football field ?
I remember I use to want platinum blonde hair when I was little .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ my mom while listening to this song
Kenzie literally fell on her ass as soon she got out of the car
To finish we'll snuggle .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ your just saying that because I Called you fake earlier , ha fake ☺
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ idek it's been doing that a lot lately it's really creepy
I'm not a girl . I just realized you actually use a sock to create a \sock bun " "
Cute girl you got there
OMG I can't deal
I seriously am geeking that hoodie Allen used his own lyrics to tweet
\Don't ever look me in the eyes and do that again " "
She's such an assface
Taylor's snap chat just now _TWITTER-ENTITY_
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ quaiire used to do that
All I make is buckets ..
Taking the dogs for a walk out back on pure ice was hysterical
I'm so use to hearing \happy reformation day " on Halloween that it doesn't even phase me anymore #PrivateSchoolProbs "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ doubt it
Just tried to get up off the couch and my legs gave out on me for the first time .. Literally dying
haha the fact there was a blown up condom in the hall today
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ story of my life
#TalkLikeYourBesfriend \I don't give a f**k , my names Emily Shuler and I KNOW my meats " _TWITTER-ENTITY_ "
My family is so immature omg were eating chicken and were talking about our reasts " and how they're large "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ ahahahaha ! We're dumb !
Ashley just called me thanking me for being such a good friend #thisbitch #onelove ✌
When I watch murder shows I feel like I could get away with it because I always point out all the flaws , #WATCHOUT
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ ew why would I wanna text you
Thanks for helping me decide when I'll go to the gym pops
We're not broken just YEAH . #Summer2013Memories
Didn't know I wasn't allowed to have guy friends
Definitely doing the _TWITTER-ENTITY_ beach diet while I'm here
When people get me twisted peppermint things i die because it's my favorite scent ever
Also gonna do some curls before I leave
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ how would you know ? You don't know me ✋
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ it's a job
18- you're like the only one that doesn't take offence to my sarcasm
dude just stop .. your embarrassing yourself ..
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ goes Ali do you wanna drive , I'm too high #fuckkkyouu .
it's sounded like multiple plates have broke 2 different times at O Charlie's in the twenty I've been here .
I mean at least your still my friend on Facebook ?
Instead of doing my essay , I filled out a job application for McDonalds .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahaha ! I feel like I'm the only one awake on this planet !!
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ fuck you
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ girl that's what I'm saying ✌
Having a brother that's 16 sucks seriously
My mommy & amp ; daddy funny
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ is sooooo drunk he couldn't roll the blunt so I had too #WhoRunTheWorld #GIRLS
This guy just said he almost killed a girl from choking her
lol I get so mad when people talk about miley ...
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ cheaper ; like yourself
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ thanks man ill be thinking of y'all✊
My mom and I are cracking up she said thanks for the compliment
It's funny when someone says hi & amp ; is nice to you in person but so quick to tweet about you when you're not around
Didn't she cheat on her husband with you last summer ? _TWITTER-ENTITY_
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you'll be at the gym and the tardy bell ring and you'll be like guys I have mrs. Trent
My brother made a Harlem shake video by himself lol #CurrentlyCrying
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ thank you I was watching the clock
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ were not doing anything on class
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I miss you !
Jason Darby & gt ; & gt ;
I wish Melissa Mcmasters would get a twitter
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ it's okay Dalton , everyone gets lonely
When I'm friends with someone I rarely ever read their tweets but I always favorite them anyways
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ wait till tomorrow
omg these people
“ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ : Who's not doing anything that wants to be doing something ? #sofuckingbored ” meet me under the octopus at the fair
Scott would just there and tell Keegan he was a dumbass
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahaha I know but that's us ! Would you expect anything different ?
\ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ : I'm such a good friend for being DD . you're welcome " Yes you are !! Thanks ! "
This is awk bc I'm gonna tweet about Eric but not my Eric . Kelsey's Eric . Wheelchair Eric
Everyone can be in a group message beside Liz and mike
The snap I just sent _TWITTER-ENTITY_ & lt ; & lt ; & lt ; & lt ; & lt ;
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ oh shit
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I dare you !!
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ haha good choice on that one
Will anybody be my friend ?
You know it's serious when someone iOS blocks you
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Lolllll . I was talking about Rocky ..
hahahahahaha omg this is cracking me up rn
jammin to the song \it wasn't me " lol ❤ "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Turn it up !!
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ remember that time you dropped a weight on your toe at the gym and chris had to bring you to the hospital
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ did you really just retweet Obama
Please get over yourself ✋
Lol you're pathetic . Merry Christmas to your desperate ass !
\He always hides his booze in pictures . He's not fooling anyone , but no one has proof . " Mom "
\I gots a real Coach bag but I don't ever wear it " oh the convos you overhear at Denny's _TWITTER-ENTITY_ "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ well we know will is for sure
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I'm not mad at all I'm just saying
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I do ... Your knees connected to your ankles
Big S/O to _TWITTER-ENTITY_ for getting stung by a jellyfish in the face and taking it like a man today !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you have me dying !!!
Operation : what vehicle are we using to get to PBR for _TWITTER-ENTITY_ 21st ? My favorite so far ? A Home Depot van .
Literally chased someone down for riding my butt . _TWITTER-ENTITY_ #Heated
Tj just trucked that guy
I would get a reckless shit describes me perfectly .
Weeden cant even complete that
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ we were going hunting ??
\Hey Arnold " is on Netflix . Be right back , gotta go relive childhood . "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ ok that just came out soooo wrong I did not mean it like that
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ we'll that's not good
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ me me me . I've been wanting to do it !!! I even wanted to join the rock wall climbing club
Btw , YES I DO MAKE 11:11 WISHES STILL . Lol you gotta have faith in something , right ?!
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I love you
S/o to _TWITTER-ENTITY_ fo saving my life today .
899- you're a dumbass
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ your bio & gt ; & gt ;
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ brah if you're gonna use that beautiful women's name you better spell it right before I decide to walk over there and egg ya house
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Yum my favorite . I don't see why anyone would want to pay to have a placenta rubbed on there face .
wait did you have to turn in the physical paperwork already to tryout ?
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you could shove something else down there too .....
I'm tired but I guarantee I will not be able to fall asleep until 4 , like why
Your such a loser !
I just don't even care because you aren't cute ✌
Really though , without my roommate my life would be beyond boring _TWITTER-ENTITY_
All cozy and warm in my bed just to realize my iPad is still in my car . Too bad . Hope it doesn't freeze and crack #needaniPadair
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahaha if only she saw Amanda and _TWITTER-ENTITY_ ...
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ they had to toss me on stage
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I've been your WCW . Does that make me special , bud ?
I wonder how many pictures I took on _TWITTER-ENTITY_ phone last night . Lmao
You look so ignorant and illiterate 24/7 . You'll probably say you don't care , that's good cuz if u knew how many people did u'd be bothered
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ lol I asked my mom what it was about and she said something about a dog and then she couldn't finish cause she was crying
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ what in the heck ?? _TWITTER-ENTITY_ what are you talking about ?
So I sent him to his room
So I walk into the doctors office and this guy is yelling a rap song pacing outside the office . #TurnDownForWhat
Justin Bieber sure does know how to put on a show
The Rangers \greatest captain ever " . Out 4 weeks due to a broken thumb "
Totally about Teen Nick
Woke up to my mom jamming to 102.9 lol #jennyjisthug
Omg the fact that there's someone dressed as Gandalf makes this so much better
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ opps
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ me either I don't think we ever did after I moved
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I don't know it's like five in the morning
I never finish my homework
You can just tell if someone's trashy by looking at their insta pictures
Mr. B said I was the only person he clapped for during promenade
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Oh my gosh !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ find any ashes in your hair ?
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ it iS tho
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ haha an now you can't even take English
You turned into such a whore
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ OH NO . Better get some more before i come back
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ HAHAHAHAH I love you too . ❤
My dads commentary to any show is always better then the show itself #thevoice \wow ... well they're all a bunch of freaks .. weirdos ! " "
My feed rn . You're cute , I don't know you though . You're cute I don't know you though . You're cute I don't know you though . _TWITTER-ENTITY_
Picking which underarmor to wear is so difficult
i really lost my pump
Ok I lied I'm not single I was just salty
That's what James gets for being mean to me
I shot him in the dick ... like 9 times why didn't he die _TWITTER-ENTITY_
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ lol omg people are so dumb . Ask that crap in person !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I mean I'm actually really considering it
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I see you're jumping on the Tigers contest bandwagon ? good luck
S/O to _TWITTER-ENTITY_ for never failing to scare the crap out of me with all those ghost stories in third grade !!
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ yeah , that's really weird . No thank you #Awkward
in january I wrote down all the good things that happened to me and hid them in my room and I just found them now #weiiiird
Well vine made my night tonight
I keep making Devin talk to all these creepy men and it's hilarious .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you're sick if there age isn't on the clock they can't get the cock
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ lmao I guess so if u wanna bathe in it i can't drink it without vomiting
Heads will roll is playing in McDonalds right now #memories
Quiet today . Don't know if I can handle it
Melanie works at a balloon stand
That leg lamp ! #AChristmasStory
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ NICK ... Which one are you in the Harlem Shake video ? You are ridiculous ..
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you're welcome I was assuming u didnt want sweet nothing's whispered in ur ear
Eli is so fucking bad thank god I have the Seahawks defense
I love how _TWITTER-ENTITY_ gets excited about the moon an stars .
Is Bruno Mars black ?
That screenshot of Anthony is great _TWITTER-ENTITY_
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I did . It was great !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ nope ! She was running across the highway to Arby's!
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ fav my tweet LETS GO
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ LOL uh I mean I guess in a ot at all " kind of way "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Yeahhh ..... Not really
Mom just compared this #Hills episode to last night's #TheVineyard
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ you made out with _TWITTER-ENTITY_
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ because it doesn't have power windows
Step Brothers is on ! Yeah , that how my summer is ending ... ✌
Get to witness my first tinder date tonight .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ HAH !! If I'm not nice then you definitely aren't! You were not being so nice as well to me
The texts _TWITTER-ENTITY_ sends me
My life is not exciting enough to even tweet about , never less have a 1000 pictures on Instagram ... Or have an Instagram at all struggle
ahahahaha ! \you walk on your knees !? " "
One thing you like to do ? Have sex !!! _TWITTER-ENTITY_
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahaha !! I second that
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ oh I know girl
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ love how 2 of these are at my house
Ending my night with dumb and dumber !!! #favorite
“ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ : Shout out to all the girls that got pregnant last night and don't know it yet” omg .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ ya but rochy is a small town not much competition
Lol _TWITTER-ENTITY_ those guys who get shot down by women on Instagram . I think that is hilarious
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I love cats . Meoooow . I was seriously gonna pee myself laughing at you .. & amp ; then spilling your drink everywhere didn't help
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ surprised you didn't do it for alcohol .
LT . How did we even last for 4 months ....?
When you need something to laugh about ... Just remember Mr. Rihm and his sweatervests ...
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ probably just quit after Blake kept shitting on em !
Where mike miller shoe ?
I honesty don't know what was better , meth head or swaggot _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ it's an eggplant .
I think that _TWITTER-ENTITY_ might be the biggest gay idiot
You're all so out dated and nobody even likes you losers anymore
\I WANNA GET PLOWED TONIGHT HELL YEAH " . "
The only friends you have is mom and dad , they don't count
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I'll probably wake up with it now
I love laughing at shows and movies when I'm by myself . For some reason it's funnier that way
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Viagra commercial staring intently into the camera without blinking
A lady in the cherryhill mall pulled me aside and told me I was model material #wtf #goaway
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahahaha shut up it pisses me off !!
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ too bad I'm not a haterrrr ! #onyourface
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ and _TWITTER-ENTITY_ saw you guys last night !!
I make no sense when I give advice oh well I try
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ sucks for you . Go hang out with your friends dood !
I think I like the comments people put on celebrities instas more than the actual pics . #ridiculously #hilarious
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I'm dying
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ dude we were ummm how do I say it ... Fucked up to the max ✋
The only reason regan is calling for a Nun meeting is because she's scared .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I even tried having the password sent to my email but I can't remember that password either the best throwbacks would be on there
My best laugh of today has definitely been from _TWITTER-ENTITY_
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ = _TWITTER-ENTITY_
I kinda like how you stopped talking to me out of no where , but no worries , I'm used to it & amp ; I hear stuff from people
At least it fell like an iceberg #thrownouttamyseat
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ lmao
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ she called my daddy and told on me
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ lol I was laughing so hard I have one with the \pink capris " and Laura "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you are a cookie ! You look good to eat and your better baked but still good raw
such a fruit cake
I saved his number as sperm donor
It's funny when exes talk about you , but when she's a whore and doesn't know what she's doing in bed after 20 guys ... She has a issue
Watching _TWITTER-ENTITY_ drive a stick shift on the curviest road in London & gt ; & gt ; & gt ; & gt ;
The snapchat caption I sent Oomf . & gt ; & gt ; & gt ; Bahahaha .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I hope that screenshot wasn't supposed to offend you ? I took notes sooo u may get a thank u from my man soon !
Twinkies ? You need to eat some shrinkies . _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_
Ahhhhhhhh #CMAawards ❤️
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I hate when you get things lol
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ just sleep in
If I would have went out tonight . I probably would have died , last night was rough .
Just saw a dude roller blading naked with a sock over his dick
Didn't even notice the 3 missed calls _TWITTER-ENTITY_
All I can think about now is her
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Or during sets works .....
Did Anderson really just break his leg like that ?!?!?
Idk if I work today fuck it
\When I see that picture it makes my butt cheeks wiggle ! " Marissa Weisman "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ lol if you had to bet your life on one you wouldn't pick NC State
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Once you go white , everything's alright !
James and girls hmmmm what a joke
First time I've ever sat in the backseat of my own car
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ It's so you can creep , isn't it ? #MeToo
It probably took me longer to make that peanut butter & amp ; jelly sandwich than it did for me to eat it
Katy is silly .
My mom and _TWITTER-ENTITY_ mom literally crack me up
45% on a logic test that I actually studied for . I officially hate school .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I literally just died Omg
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ was it just like 738273 black people fighting ? One of you should have gotten in there & amp ; told them to stop Jk Jk
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ no freaking way ....
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ LADIES check your emails , my dad just got a email that UT wants me to come back to the camp . LOLOLOL . No .
\Why do you have to grab your crotch ? " "
It's funny when you find money outside .. Your always looking carefully on your next steps to see if that careless person dropped any more
I feel so bad for me and Tori's husbands because we can't cook to save our lives .
The movies have no effect on you till you read the books ! READ THE BOOKS !! _TWITTER-ENTITY_ #CatchingFire
My mom just told me I'm worse than the kids at her elementary school
Apparently my sister thinks my mom looks like Mary J . Blige now bc she's making her sing one of her songs over and over
I'm sorry but _TWITTER-ENTITY_ is on point right now
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ so ask Danielle what's happening now she's so stupid . but ya know what they say about strippers
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ funniest night ever !
Not that the other day when I was at Sydney's her dog peed in her vent
So me & amp ; Chelsey text about having 4-somes all day
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ lol you got me doing it now
Your so stupid He wasn't lying when he told us about you .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ deff got some great looking pics of me
I love when people copy tweets like you DID NOT come up with that
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ still love you superman
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you are so cool
I'm weak af right now . Omg .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ haha suck tape ?
I love hearing stories about the night
Everytime I hear A Thousand Miles I think of _TWITTER-ENTITY_
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ pretty sure I just made you shit yourself .
Literally no one has text me back tonight #tragic
Everyone that's up right now lets meet at mcdons but ayyy I need a ride
Well good thing that didn't last between us !
The things I see on my TL
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ THIS WAS THE PIC I WAS TALKING ABOUT
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ no ! It's awful there haha !! I'm transferring next fall ! Still gotta figure out where though .
Grown Ups 2 was hilarious !
We're probably the worst singers in the world
Your boyfriend is a little bitch
Idk if I took enough pics this year to even do this but oh well
I'm so mean
Lol at _TWITTER-ENTITY_ trying to tell me to do my homework when he never does his ✋
I literally laugh at everything I shouldn't laugh at !! When random people fall is the worlds worse !!! #lmao
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Chris said that was extra frightening !
Hope _TWITTER-ENTITY_ loves the pictures I sent her
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ one foot from your house
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ good one
So ... A girl that I used to talk to suddenly misses me after doing nothing but using me ? ✌
My 11 little cousin is the most creative snapchatter in the world . We're sitting across from each other watching a movie & amp ; I'm blown away
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ shits on repeat in my head
the fact that my dad just said no twerking at homecoming
Kir told me I'm a Mutt . I'm Italian and about 30 other different things so I'm white because I'm just a Mutt
The awkward moment when Taylor's stripping in your living room , and your brother walks through the door . Hahaha
Baby you don't know me cause your dead wrong ✋
She's even got the foam finger
Hey , did you know your boyfriend and I text all the time ?
These 2 guys at this restaurant are making fun of how much I've ate lol
I'm clearly no city person , all those one ways are for the birds
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ Yeah . your ' real bad '
The conversation we having right now
Omg Spencer's so hyper
Mike's intensity during a notre dame game is too much to handle #loveyoudad
Kelsey don't say you're gonna die , that's stupid #shitmydadsays
Jk no I don't .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ Share the wealth sista !!
I ain't getting out of bed for it
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Well , figure it out .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahaha best days of our lives
Laughing at the fact I used to skateboard all the time and thought I was cool . Embarrassing
“ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ : Rachel is doing everything from old Scottish dancing , to ballet , to Miley Cyrus , to some shit I've never seen ” about right
Just saw this guy light up at the red light . And then cough up his right lung .
\I'm so poor I made a peanut butter sandwich last night with the ' heels ' of the bread . " - _TWITTER-ENTITY_ LOL the heels of the bread "
I should of brought in my old school CDs to listen to at work . Bring out the old school nsync
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ last snap chat
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ sorry you were involved in our little argument
Went to ask my boss if I could have Friday off & amp ; he's sitting in his office drinking burbon blaring Little Wayne #LordHaveMercy
I love lightskin/brown girls I can't go dark/black
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ you suck a gigantic butthole Sam #lessthen1kdlookinahh
Thought I was funny till I seem this dudes _TWITTER-ENTITY_ vines
Lol _TWITTER-ENTITY_ right now
OMG this old lady on her moped in down town
Delani just told my mom and step dad o you need to shut your mouth " I'm crying "
Listening to gone by the weeknd In the car _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ .... Blair \hot steamy sex " "
I'm not going
Watch Romo line up in shotgun
Getting ice cream with _TWITTER-ENTITY_ at one in the morning & gt ; & gt ; & gt ; #FatCoupleProbz
yeah kayyyyy .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ and I text all day , everyday about absolutely nothing
I have no pants on ...
My cat just ate shit
Can't . Do . It .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ which ever one is right
You haven't even been together for a month & amp ; you're saying you guys are in love .
poor _TWITTER-ENTITY_ ! Feel for you bro !!
I love allllllllll my friends . . . Holla at me , if ya hear muh * hears cricket wait , I have none
someone just butt dialed my house and left a long message of them talking to someone about light bulbs im crying
Retweet this if y'all think Shelby should get up am go get me food
Laughing so hard I'm crying
\don't drop the soap " "
There was so make orange hair spray in my hair that when I woke up my hair didn't move at all
Truce & amp ; Justin walk into Brads , see me , turn around & amp ; walk out . Like did they have to go hide their wood ooor just hate me that much ..?
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I laughed super hard at this one .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ I'm to lazy to make a point
The white girls who think they can wobble the best are always the funniest . dying right meow .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ you really just went there .. #gameon
I can't deal with Justice
It's like online shopping . wow
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ don't come chasin after me if you dont☝
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ knew it was coming .
“ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ : Summer is coming to an end and you know what that means . All you half naked ladies are going to have to find a personality”
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I love your impression
“ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ : it's all fun and games until you see a picture of yourself from when you were in 7th grade” _TWITTER-ENTITY_
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ this guy is just such a creep and I didn't know he was creeping on you too
Gettin shot at hahahaha _TWITTER-ENTITY_
My mom really dislikes me because everytime I come home I'm never home
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I caught myself humming that swag song
HAHAHAHA my mom just asked if these two blonde people are twins ! _TWITTER-ENTITY_
Slut to boot lol I sure know how to pick em . Jokes on you anyway
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ frfr he's cooked .
That awkward silence when your sitting on the toilet & amp ; the stalls are taken up . You try to wait to make the first duce or noise .
I think bfs should do that right though like alrighty
“ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ : Finding out what the saying on your hat means after you bought it ... ” white girllllll
Why does Ray Allen sound like Kermit the frog
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahahahaha I do that all the time
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ ooops got me
Some girls try to hard to be one of the guys
I left Jordan a voicemail
I just like fucking with people . When they get mad that's when it's funny
There's a guy riding his bike down the street and trying to balance a deer head in his hands at the same time
No I can't I just can't
Officially the worst driver ever
You're kidding right
\ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ : Do you want to build a snowman ? ❄️⛄️ " no . Screw the snow . And cold . Bleh . "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ definitely ! Sitting on my deck alone at night is the move
I personally think Catching Fire might have been a tad bit better than The Hunger Games .. ¿ that's hard to beat
I love how my team gets done with conditioning and then go gets icecream #SHUSB
The comments that Mr. Appleton makes when Sarah's driving
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ this picture is from the other day
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ she's possessed
Do you tell your kids everyone's there daddy ? ✌️
It's hard to drive when you can't berate cuz you're laughing so damn hard
I love how Ross and Monica's parents love Ross so much more
Ashleigh's road rage is SO funny
I legit wish that stepmom didn't have a son lol like , he almost always irritates me .
That one lady that basically has an orgasm while Edward is cutting her hair
The sight of _TWITTER-ENTITY_ shaking a bag of dog treats and sticking his but out is priiiiicless .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ he's so lucky
Remembering the one time I accidentally insulted the bondurant driver at Barrett Jackson and got the best ride along drive of the day
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahaha
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I'm cracking up omg I miss you
I'm gonna sleep every chance I get today .
HAHAHHA this show
It's funny how ppl can go from best friends to enemies in 24 hrs
Seriously geeking out at all of _TWITTER-ENTITY_ vines .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ then after maybe we can play out that dream you had ?
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ OMG OBSESSED !!
But wait .... This has to be a joke can't stop . Dying laughing
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ freaking autocorrect you agreed to it though !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ \I have a beard " "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahaha I know this
Almost got pulled over by the Indiana state police . Nice job mom
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ what did you do
This week was an emotional roller coaster . That's for sure .
Listening to type of way turned all the way up with Sally in the car
Have a class with _TWITTER-ENTITY_
When I didn't study for my nursing exam and I got a 98%
Already crying laughing because of Schmidt
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I'm dying
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ is one of the funniest people ever
Okay Nevermind Imma keep my old one so yeah add me on my original snapchat .. ✨-Benisha34
\Tattle tits " "
Wish I could post this conversation cause I'm dying over here #drunkfriends
I'm burning up my 3G right now .
atleast ashantays here ..
My nephew eats like _TWITTER-ENTITY_ last one to get his food & amp ; first one to be done .
Everytime I go to study for my history test I think I got something better to do ... a
Lol _TWITTER-ENTITY_ is so pathetic , poor thing can't figure out how to tie his bow tie
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ wtf . I saw him driving up the rd earlier ... spose he still likes little boys !
Oh my god ... it's too early for this mr. hutchinson ... #andrejpejic
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ yes and I remember that ! If you have the picture can you send it to me !?
Everyone in my first hour already knows
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ and all I had to do was just ask .....
my dog snores
I literally look like a straight bum everyday , it's kinda embarrassing .
hahaha oh my
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ what would give you that idea lol at least I don't have 2 dads lol
FLS SQUAD I'm gonna cry cause of dado . I can't wait for April & amp ; for you to move our friendship is perf we have so many insiders
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ in one tweet you became a pedophile
This boy's about to get a butt whooping from me lol . Creeping on my wall post on Facebook ... heck no ! _TWITTER-ENTITY_
Beccas in my ditch
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ lol I'll find a way to break It this is my 3rd iPhone
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ this is the best one
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahahahahaha I'm dying right now
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ oh yeah ? Good talk , hahaha . but that's you .
Why does this girl keep fighting even tho it's like 1 on 20 and your in a gang ? Where's your members at ?
Victoria's so funny
Watching my mom use a self propelled push mower & gt ; & gt ; & gt ; #funniestthingever
Face timed Clayton for 4 hours today . Yup I basically have no life . _TWITTER-ENTITY_
EVERYONE . I mean everyone . Needs to see We're the Millers . It is the FUNNIEST movie I've ever seen . I laughed sooo hard
The movie Baby Boy is so funny to me . I know every word
I just sneezed so hard that I almost peed my pants .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ our conversations > & gt ; & gt ; & gt ; #cantrepeat
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Kasey's Here !! Right on schedule !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ I know Matt can't see emojis so
The fact that one of the trivia names tonight at Buffalos was \I Hate Taylor Brown " "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ this conversation osnhistaricle
the ignorance , oh my god
\You love divorces so much you should marry divorce . And then things won't work out and you'll have to get divorced " "
Dwight Howard has played for 3 teams since the last time Derrick Rose has played an official NBA game . LOLOL
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ that's only on the side when I need some extra cash for my drug addiction . Usually I'm an electrician
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ ill probably be up all night finishing the first season
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ I can't even do that ... _TWITTER-ENTITY_
I could watch the Heat Harlem shake all day
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ never again ....
\Do you have any Gatorade ? I left all my electrolytes in your daughter . " - American Dad "
So who has Kramer and will let me copy the homework from the other day that she's collecting
I wish I could see sushi right now .
I'm so mean to sam
Biggest lie I've ever heard
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahahahahahah #Omg #dying
The guys that sit behind me in psych never cease to make my day
The snapchat you just sent me _TWITTER-ENTITY_
Lmfaoooo at wvu football it's actually comical at this point
Why did that make me laugh so hard
Some women said I looked 35 #DaFuck
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ dying .
lea's tweets > & gt ; _TWITTER-ENTITY_
finding out that awkward comes back in april just made my daay > & gt ; #bestshowever
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ OMG LOVE YOU
I'm having way too much fun with this self timer camera
So many people have texted me either telling me how funny Josh is or asking me what the heck he was doing
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ those pictures I got .... You need to slow down .
If you cut me , I'm going to cut you . Not like cut you in line , I'm going to literally cut you .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ holy shit HATE YOU
That embarrassing . but oh well .
Hahahha what _TWITTER-ENTITY_ just texted me > & gt ; & gt ; #ImDying
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ before you look even more dumb . Plus don't you have a crying football player to attend too ?
Weird _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ I didn't know we were hanging out Friday
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I don't get visited either it's great
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you burn calories in your sleep my dude and you'll poop
I vamped last night
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Alyssa did
About to get wet and naked ; shower time
My mom has been at hobby lobby for 3 hours
All of _TWITTER-ENTITY_ tweets make me laugh ... she thinks she's in the right
the snaps I'm getting from _TWITTER-ENTITY_ & amp ; grant ...
The shit you hear in the sharper image 2
The fact that me and _TWITTER-ENTITY_ went to the drive thru forgot food , switched drivers and went thru again is disgusting and hilarious
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ alright man . Have fun with that .
My mom is the funniest lady for bringing a tent to our picnic right now
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ u have me dying keepin it real
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ well caitlin is being an Indian soooo
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you said 23 though ... Just subtract 63 from 100
Today was stressful , funny & amp ; just annoying
\She's like looks like one of those girls in special Ed class .... He down graded so bad from you . " - _TWITTER-ENTITY_ "
Bought new socks .. Didn't realize they had the days of the week on them I guess that's what I get for buying them from the kids section
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I was too excited
So thirsty you are
A girl just passed out giving blood next to _TWITTER-ENTITY_ His face
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ face after eating a sour head #priceless
My dad definitely just tried to scroll down on my laptop by touching the screen ... Dad no . #stop
Watched Regular Show for the first time lmfao it's pretty funny !
I told this person I had the wrong number and they were like o problem , have a HOOD night . " "
My friends and I are watching spongebob rn and laughing so hard
Christmas trees ... Hahahah ✋
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ i hope you fail and have to go to summer school
lol ur making a fool out of urself
Psych : The Musical . Watch it . It was fabulous . As expected .
Stupid Americans .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahah I ran off the field and threw up then ran back on .. So nasty
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ that's funnier than seeing all your stuff almost fall out of your locker on you the other day haha
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ i think i might have to if im on page 101 out of 324
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ after you finish all the seasons text me we can have a gossip girl talk❤️
Hahahaha when _TWITTER-ENTITY_ is afraid to sneak into a track meet
Bryce is the most ADHD person I've ever met
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I swear you go back every weekend hahaha
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I'm at Cassidy's! But our house does bloom too
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ HAHAH silly mom
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ don't even act like I was talking about you ❤️❤️
when I tell my mom Alston said \F U " to me the other night she just laughs ... Really ? so I told her I flicked him off #familylove "
gunna ✌️for a week bitch
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ keep the tweets about me coming
My header is fucking perfect
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ me and my brother have been imitating your \don't " vine all night ! "
I mean they're in Pennsylvania
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ that's what I think he did to me tonight hahahahha actually it isn't funny it depresses me lmfao oh well
Sometimes I wonder if I'm the only one who thinks Im really funny
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ says the girls that's perfect .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I also stabbed a boy that year ... It could have been you ! You got it good
The conversation between _TWITTER-ENTITY_ and _TWITTER-ENTITY_ is crackin me up .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ wise words of Connor skinz ;p
Nicole lays on her horn for a good minute if someone cuts her off
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ how's my puppy ? Nothing to rob
I am laughing so hard
my hair is like a huge nest
Listening to _TWITTER-ENTITY_ try to analyze The Prisoners this late at night .
I know Sheils didn't just tell me to ' be home early tonight and get some real sleep ' ✋✌ #SUMMER
Shakil just looked at me and said \you're getting fat " thanks asshole "
Can't go anywhere with this nigga of course he brakes a vase off the top shelf at TJ Maxx and runs _TWITTER-ENTITY_
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I'm not even there yet .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I'm up past 830 be proud
The only car on the road .... A cop car _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_
\Fleece cardigan , ugly Christmas sweater and a onesie " my brothers Christmas list ✋ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ "
wtf kind of question did I just get asked ..
only sound in Ashlyn's room right now is us both refreshing our twitters
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Hiiiiiiiiiiii .... Wanna take a trip to the Zzu ? ... Lots of wild Animals Here ! Come come !!
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I'm at Applebee's with my mom boi
Peanut butter pie and meatballs
My mom is letting my dad go twin peaks
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ no . But I'm gonna have the job cause my mom works there and she talked to her boss
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ just like you
That movie was freakish hilarious
Somebody get this dude a water hose for his thirst
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ this actually made me laugh out loud
#IHaveALoveAndHateRelationshipWith COACH LINK
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ heard you guys melted all the ice cream . #coldstoneprobz
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ of course sweet thangggg
We about to do this bikini contest I cantttttt
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ but why are they tweeting like that ?!!! I can't
free styling at McDonalds until 1
So my aunt and uncle are having a baby and and my uncle goes , \lets name her cinnamon and her middle name bun ! " "
I'm fat I'm walking period
Texts from _TWITTER-ENTITY_ \O right . I forgot you were living the Yolo life " "
These people are seriously competitively speed walking . I'm so weak right now
What would your stripper name be ? _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ & amp ; #twitterlessDillon
I know Pops gonna take a pull of that bish
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ not at you Molly
Why have I gotten like 5 mssgs just bc 9 ? Lol ... make that 6
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I'm ready for some snow ! We gotta get _TWITTER-ENTITY_ on a sled
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Real talk though ! he used the Giants . Eli threw 7 picks . 3 returned for TDs
I wish I could just walk around with bushy eyebrows and it not be a problem
However , next year will be my first to play on OU's field .
I think I just made _TWITTER-ENTITY_ s day
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ so come visit your Boston broad
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Siri is drunk
My dad is just showing off to everyone . Like a little boy on Christmas
It's from last Monday and Tuesday !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I'm sorry
If I'm ever in need of a good laugh , all I've got to do is stalk _TWITTER-ENTITY_ ' s twitter .
And who cares cuz you're taken ... FML lol I'm such a thirsty loser
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahahaha you idiot
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ shotty scraps #sike
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ how u know I was talking about u
One of my mom's friends told me to not be alarmed at all of the confederate flags that I'll see during the drive
Everybody's ts on my TL
My mom just made a Snapchat !!!! .
#StoryBehindMyScar on my left big toe . I was too excited to hold the doors with Eric . And I pulled the door over my toe . Woops .
we've been at starbucks for an hour an a half
Well , that's escalated quickly .
Good thing bout cheering for school you don't have to plan a outfit for game day
Couldn't sit in a car for 18 hours without going insane
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahaha why were we so weird . Remember when we stayed at Sarahs and slept on the ground and were freezing and you stared at me ?
Corie on roller coasters > & gt ; & gt ; & gt ; & gt ; _TWITTER-ENTITY_
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ lmfao !!
I need to be around _TWITTER-ENTITY_ all we do is clown .
Fuck that I can do it all by myself , don't need nooo help ... Create my own laughter
Sometimes I wish I was like a tree or something , trees don't have feelings right ?
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ is honestly so funny #girlcode
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ thanks for making me laugh
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I would HIGHLY enjoy this idea if it was put into action ...
I'm gonna be on True Life : I'm Addicted To Sex .
“ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ : I hate when a hot guy gets hired at my company and I have to try and not make out with him all the time . ” _TWITTER-ENTITY_ #urlife
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ wear white socks under and put the bottom under your arch . Lol
Knew this project wasn't getting done tonight
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ and the smelly men's bathroom !
Welcome to Criminal Procedure with the professor who hates his life #poorguy #retirealready
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ your snapchat stories are annoying but funny
Lol _TWITTER-ENTITY_ He-Man and his hair
I feel Donte is amazed by that !
I like to take my time while giving head , makes the guy get more pleasure .
you're actually so annoying stop
The look ok my mother in laws face while I'm pouring frosting into my 12 yr old brother in laws throat & gt ; & gt ; & gt ;
I love Girl Code .
seeing mr goodman at town tavern
Audrey is like a little puppy I whistle and she comes running
Reminiscing on the time I lost my phone at toads ( the first time ) and told my dad I lost it at panera
His horses name is Friday
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you said \I love emily " right after I tweeted that so I assumed "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ lucky .. Good luck on it .
In the weirdest mood right now
My moms thinks I'm talking to myself but I'm really not
When your mon makes fun of your hearing and tells you that you need a hearing aid .... Don't I feel loved lol
Who even needs an alarm when I have Brooke to call and wake me up every morning ⏰
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Hell yeah buddy , and I have him come right up to our driveway ! Love the new picture !
Avrie just told me I deserve to get more presents than her for Christmas because I'm always putting up with her nonsense
waiter : damn girl you can really eatwell lol yeah
I love sending random texts to people I don't know
Where all the bandwagon Bama fans go ??
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Come share
I can hear my brother listening to Taylor swift
Nana talking about skyline \ yeah we all are use to little wennies ""
“ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ : The snap chats that _TWITTER-ENTITY_ and _TWITTER-ENTITY_ send eacother” hahah aw hell no I know you didn't see any of them !
everytime money trees comes on I think of _TWITTER-ENTITY_ an her terrible dancing in her car
Baha . My last tweet .
Jeff Dunham is hilarious lmfaooo
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahahahahahah omg I'm laughing out loud right now omg
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ idk I hear Matt has a mean chokeslam
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ we sent it to like half my snapchat list
Bitch got a bum bump on her lip
who are you to talk about people talking about each other & amp ; still being friends when you've said all kinds of crap about your bffs ? #HAHAHAH
that's so fucking dumb ... I do resolution anything .
No one can make me laugh quite like Morgan and Ryan
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Better have !
YOU ALWAYS MAKE FUN OF PEOPLE GETTING THE LYRICS WRONG . HOE ABOUT YOU GOOGLE THE WORDS BITCH . U MESSED UP
I wish my whole wall was a fish tank
Sending Ty & amp ; I on an adventure without a map of planned parking was just not the best idea
My drunk ass , and Chris's drunk ass are having a hard time snap chatting right meow !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahaha I feel your pain
Watching you is sad . But kinda funny . Don't try to hard kiddo . I'll always have an extra bottled water sitting in my fridge
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ we tried , we tried
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I don't know lol I just go an dance
The moment you find out you are actually blocking people on twitter
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ don't think the got a hoop big enough for that bitch
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ will be woken up in the middle of the night if I'm hyper once we live together hahah
Football players have big butts ..
Everyday we hustlin .. _TWITTER-ENTITY_
#oomf isn't making any sense .
“ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ : Woke up sleazy . Even if I could eat a horse , I wouldn't” what does this even mean ?
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ it was never gone I laugh every time I look at it
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ ✌ HAHA .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ best of luck to you and your Russian growler #pleasecomeoutalive
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ is singing on facetime
Seeing two people meet up for a date for the first time : priceless
So is there a switch that says urn off all emotion " because if so I'd really like to invest in one "
Since when ?! Lol and that wasn't a subtweet to you ...
Reckless talkers .
Picking up shifts so I don't have to be here
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ nico I think it's time for those stickers to come off
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ HAHAHA I remember this
Lol if I see you tonight . Idek what will happen
Just got stopped by the cops ... way too drunk for this
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ i love that you cropped kiki out your profile picture
Spencer's way too good at super smash Bros lmao
Brb . Getting drunk ✌✌
Watching axel get his ass beat in 2K
It still cracks me up that Phoenix was in love with me the 7 years we were friends and would always ask me for a kiss and I always said no
Boner is such a funny word hahaha boner
The fact that I got a 50% on that Spanish test why am I so dumb _TWITTER-ENTITY_
Louis said happy 3 year celebration for Nialls nipple
Got $10 on the ravens losing tomorrow .
I told Kathy her boobs look large and she said really I think my boots are my size .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you sound like me .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Okay ! Goodnight . Lmfao !
I hate u _TWITTER-ENTITY_
Watching the Miley reveal episode of Hannah Montana and _TWITTER-ENTITY_ is crying , so yeah .
\Pep talk turned into a pep rally ! " remember this ? when I said it like 100+ times over and over again . _TWITTER-ENTITY_ "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ do you still say UP
Haha I just tried to talk and I can't . Hell . I need to drink something or something . #sickly
me my brother and mom all singing wrecking ball
I use twitter as a bitching site i dont ever tweet positive things
It's almost incredible how long I've known _TWITTER-ENTITY_ lol . cannot wait until this fall semester
Lol oh okay
You know what I'm saying
Oomf is getting to cool
Sam is face timing this guy and goes \look at my cousins ass oh yeahh " omg "
Man _TWITTER-ENTITY_ why you givin the baby Popsicles .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I don't wanna know what you really think of me then
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ You did cry about it hahaha love you
I've watched this episode of ridiculousness about 40 times but I still crack up every time .
Am I the only one who has a fashion show by myself & amp ; tries on all of my clothes after Christmas ?
It's funny though .. Because I'm friends with more people from spms class of 2013 then you are ...
So I'm Lost in downtown Dayton
Ok 1 put up since u gave me 5 put downs
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you also love being tall ?
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I drove home . It was terrible #worstdriverEVER
Face timing with _TWITTER-ENTITY_ while she's a clinicals
\I might know some dyke hoes who can fight though " _TWITTER-ENTITY_ "
I AM SERIOUSLY DYING #NBD
That conversation with ms b and ms boo about tights > & gt ;
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ I can't even handle this anymore killer
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahaah wrong one
I meant burned my finger while straightening my hair not my finger
Literally crying from laughing so hard
You couldn't get people on your side even if you tryed
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ vine actually really funny #SoTrue
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ but he & amp ; Patrice are so happy together
I still haven't finished my homework from Thursday
Morgan just asked what a 9k is ..... rolllin '
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hey now
if I marry josh , _TWITTER-ENTITY_ will be my cousin by blood and by marriage
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Better save some for me .. What kind !?
Today was an interesting day ☺
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ bubba pukes and uncle Kevin wasn't happy we going shopping today
He wont even tweet at me bc its too local and thats and embarrassment ............. fml hahahah
throw back to when I actually was scared I was gonna get coal
If Paul Walker was on The Walking Dead and died , he'd still be Paul Walker .
This nurse though & gt ; & gt ; #FunnyAF
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ because your insane when we practice together .. Middles can hit , not pass .. Especially not play back row together
If you're at the bottom of who's at the top of your bestfriend list .... No sirr
Mrs Lagrones dancing and singing in the stands right now
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ nothing but in the parking lot
Haha _TWITTER-ENTITY_ is putting me in tears this morning
Watching white chicks ... again
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ knows more celtics than you
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahaha hey !
So done with American Horror Story #ThaHell
ME MARIA AND EL SURE KNOW OUR WAY AROUND THE ENTIRE CENTENNIAL HIGH SCHOOL NOW
Day dreaming in class
Just waiting for John to get home ... Cuddles _TWITTER-ENTITY_
Te original herbal essence smells the best . If it wasn't weird id sniff my hair all day
Oh wait I will be single for the rest of my life #lol
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ just stand outside the gate
geekin out to the max
There was this blind man right ...
You're not a very good liar ✌
I've gone to Jamaica since care and I still have to look to make sure I'm going to the women's restroom .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I about fell off the chair from laughing when I read that one ! #WeAreOnFire
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ CHS is the best lunch around ! What are you talking about ?
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ knife she screamed her lungs off
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ lol wtf . two emotions In one tweet
Mareena fell outside of the mall slid underneath a car
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I did the same thing when you texted me ! I was out !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ it is a pretty lovable face !
Well darn . Thought I had a text but no it was just an email .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ actually it's slipped my mind ...
Applebees was soo funny
Maybe I should crop you out of every picture I post too , since you know we aren't friends anymore and it's a big deal
Had a lot of fun today , got into 2 water fights , the 2nd one was the best . Lol , thanks for _TWITTER-ENTITY_ for recording it ..
Lol omg Allison just knocked on my door comes in all excited and goes \YOUR boyfriend is acid boy ?!?! " "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahaha ! I guess I'm not the only one that thinks so ..
My dude said she had a teaspoon ass
Could use a Steak N Shake run right now ! _TWITTER-ENTITY_
This guy literally posts the same shit on every girls picture and they still ignore him #nicetrythough
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ nobody's got time for that shit . I'm busy at the store buying gallons ! #thirsty
I don't like to do my laundry every week because a . ) I don't like to repeat outfits b . ) I'm just too lazy . A sounds better though !
“ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ : Snapchat me your titties , so I know they're real”
Mr. ruane saw me and Brandon Kiss and he was like we get it you like each other
This is the first time I'm eating today
Hang out w/ppl your own age for god sake .. I mean damn .. If he has ever been mistaken for your son , he's too young for you bro Hahahaa
The things _TWITTER-ENTITY_ informs me of
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ out of all the pictures , you chose that one of me #thanks #KuhSass
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ For being a friken jacked Arnold Schwarzenegger with the same exact taste of music as me . Tell your brother to leave me alone
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ If I seen my bf more than 2hrs a week I would remember I'm a taken woman . HAHA . & lt;--that's a laughing face .
\You can't even ride a bike .... How are you going to ride a man ?.. " Wise words of Gi-Baby "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ mhmm because I'm always right .. Well most of the time ☺ my way or the highway . Jk i sound so cocky but I'm def not lmao
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ haha that top question doe
I heard his voice and I was like hold the front door that's my dad
Ya know you could just text me
What me and _TWITTER-ENTITY_ got shown tonight
And I need some moneyy so she better wakey wakey .
She cuts off her gorgeous locks & amp ; makes herself look like a dude ... that takes balls .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Got my reading in for the day
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ of course
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Hehehe How fitting of a joke People are going to read these tweets and judge us .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ that was so weird why did we say that
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ wow aren't you cool
I cant even hear the rain that everybodys talking about
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ maybe we'll be rebels and come home at six 01
Do not expect 50 shades of grey sex . It won't happen
The snapchat addie just sent me .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ it's not that bad . I gotta get a
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ who the fuck is guilty when you tweeted to Katie lol immaturity at its finest . When you're an adult you don't talk like that
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ like my boxes ?
I can't help but laugh at this hockey game , the girl is the best player on the ice ( besides butch and Devin )
I need more justin in my life
Best couple on the t right now _TWITTER-ENTITY_
i immediately regret tweeting that picture ..
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ didn't we say yesterday it was okay
Bitch I can fix my teeth but you can't fix ugly . #bitchswerve .
\Can you bounce your ass in my face ? " _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I do I do !!!
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you have a lot of horn dogs on yours too
I feel bad for Megan
My day is officially made thanks to #oomf #dying
If anyone ever recorded me when I talk to my pup they would be like what da fugg is this bitch doin #SorryNotSorry #lovemypuppy
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ and _TWITTER-ENTITY_ killed it in the new Foot Locker commercial #hilarious
I'm so funny right now
Riding the bus with my funny ass friends makes my day . ✌
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ definitely a sophomore
Up on Quam by 100 in fantasy
I have Manning and Demaryius Thomas in my big money league !
My step dad said \if I get this job in the oilfield your not allowed to meet anybody . I know your a oilfield lover " lol hold on what ?! "
amras mom keeps talking about how i got fatter dude stop
This is my last December 1st as a senior .... Lmao
My friends right now
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ lmfao .
Hahaha matt you will never be able to sing along to rap god , just give up
Dick in a box
You yell at me for not texting back , so now I'm gonna call you out . _TWITTER-ENTITY_
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ YOUR HEADER
his dance moves tho ...
Not even a minute later
From what tori tells me ... I had a good night
SEXY CAN I ?
Fun fact ... Kansas was voted the ugliest state in America
Making Joel get a half sleeve now ... Didn't think I liked arm tats ... Until today . #getmepregnant
The amount of times I have cried watching Grey's is pathetic
My car sounds like that loud when the kids get in the car
I hope _TWITTER-ENTITY_ enjoys that snapchat I just sent her
I lost my phone last night & amp ; freaked out . Told everyone I had to find it because it was my life line & amp ; then I found it & amp ; lost my wallet
Send another I looked away _TWITTER-ENTITY_
You're so gross
How to leave a security guard at a smithsonian speechless 101 : bring a gnome and store it in a back pack
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ since when and to who ?!
When my manager walks up to me , takes a picture and then proceeds to tell me he just snap chatted someone .. I don't even know
Last night was a good ass night .
I can see mine and krissys dad being alike ... _TWITTER-ENTITY_
Seeing then steal the drinks out of the vending machines
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahahahahahaha bjo pro recalque hahahahahaha
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ ☺ I'm so annoying
Just because I didn't like my old school doesn't mean I can bad mouth this shit hole hahaha wtf
Toooo much fun tonight
and jimmy got the only one that doesn't work
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ im really not into sappy love stories .. I like more of the bloody dead baby movies
That may have been the funniest message I've ever sent .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ WAIT hahaha is this a app or is this legit someone who looks like him ?!
\Id never bring him there that's like bringing sand to a beach " lmfao "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ girl where have you been ?
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I just got off mine like two days ago . why is yours so long ?
Trying to text without my fake nails is taking some getting use to
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ they were so stale tasting
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I'll pray for you .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you haven't calmed down yet ? I told my mom about you're little incident at the stop sign . She was hysterical
Paige & amp ; I were literally so annoying and ugly when we were younger
I just hooked up my moms friend with an 18 year old
Cracking up at the Shenango boys Harlem shake
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ oh yeah ...
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ literally no one went today
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ I do it like it's for my life
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I saw it and laughed
Oh this weekend shall be fun
He gave the ref a high five
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ yeah we know it'll be a hard game but we won't loose as bad as you guys did
I just heard ur man got hit in the face today !! _TWITTER-ENTITY_
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ Hahahahaha Foreal !
Pulled over for the third time this week . I think _TWITTER-ENTITY_ luck is rubbing off on me
Girls who act thirsty & lt ; & lt ; #lmao
Everyone needs those slutty college years .
me and _TWITTER-ENTITY_ texts right now
I wonder if that will get Marshall Henderson to reply to me
I love Tj
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ lol for real people make it so awkward at USCb hahah third time I looked up and this weirdos staring at me #CanIHelpYou ?
I swear I have throat problems
I'm an official . An official baseball butt inspector
Senior prank was dope tho
Zach works at the IGA now . I remember the time he prayed in the bathroom at school and asked me to go to his church bc I was gay . Lol .
\I'd give up my left tit to look like Carrie Underwood ... that's the bigger one . " "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ lol I wasn't saying I wanted one
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ BEST ONE YET OMG
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ that's funny
My paper is done , it's just in a very , very rough draft
You prob don't know your dad texts my mom 24/7 trying to get her to \come over " "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ i couldnt even tell you without laughing !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ knew that was coming
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ I JUST DIED
i don't have school tomorrow . #woo
What I just found out _TWITTER-ENTITY_
I just backed into Kaila and Skye's trash can ✋ #goodmorning #baddriver
brb snap chatting _TWITTER-ENTITY_ mom
\BRO MOVES " are the best . "
I just got _TWITTER-ENTITY_ good ! #AprilFools #loveher
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ if you can find me .
You can always tell when Maddie's adderall kicks in
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ omgggg ew stop .
It just took me 10 minutes to figure out how to pee with a kilt on
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ that was good
soo glad that Boston will take one for the team & amp ; try to love me again .
I've watched 146 episodes of Family Guy since last night
I damn near was , wasn't I ? Got me .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ it really wasnt
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hannah sternest asked who booty king is ..... #praying
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I'm prolly gonna be knocked when I get into town and to to kalebs ... Haha I'm gonna be like hey baby ... Omg a bed !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ girl when I facetime I look like a train wreck
Whenever I'm in a bad mood , I just watch the senior boys dance video & amp ; It makes me happy again .
SOMEONE bet me some J's not that long ago ... I haven't seen them yet
Bay and I are the life of this bus
Omg my sister just ate shit in front of Macy's im crying
Claire refuses to accept that her kitten is a boy
This dog is going insane !
Ew look at that little skinny bitch Rachel talking about this guy next to us
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you heard that lol
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ I know I'm the same way love
Wait till I move out to Texas and pick up a southern twang in a few years .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I knew if I made food without asking you guys first you were gonna eat what I made for myself
\I promise I won't guten tag this on frasbook " "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ WTFF IS WRONG WITH YOU ???
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ if you can't hang with the big dogs , STAY ON THE PORCH
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ is an egg gurl get a picture up !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ ok lets trade meet me tomorrow and bring my girl angelina
My parents are listening to A$AP Mob right now #thuglife
My stomach was showing and my mom fucking tickles me ✋
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I'm done I wish we had that on film or something
My cousin/sister and I always have the weirdest conversations
Kyle's friends might think its funny to go through my stuff in his car now , but their going to regret what they find one day
“ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ : _TWITTER-ENTITY_ do you want me to beat _TWITTER-ENTITY_ up for you ? ” have you met _TWITTER-ENTITY_ yet ? He can assist you
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ I just saw this
Raving with _TWITTER-ENTITY_
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I don't doubt it ! See any other people wearing sandals ?
Shout out to _TWITTER-ENTITY_ that was the best picture I've ever seen
Girls Are SO Two Faced , #Lls
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I wonder if it was one of my relatives ..
LOL _TWITTER-ENTITY_ all the ppl that didn't txt me back since if wasn't going to a bar #GetBetterPriorities
Lol I ruin everything good in my life
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ well I would say let's hang out , but I have the flu ...
If me and Eric ever have a baby he wants it to be named Megatron .
THIS LADY JUMPED OUT OF HER SEAT
And _TWITTER-ENTITY_ of course . Don't know where I'd be at practice without my food buddy
Get out of the trunk before you suffocate
I hate Protesters with the signs reading \impeach Obama " lmaaaoo they just got yelled at by me and Makayla .. #whoops "
hmmmm I might go eat some noodles and watch the sandlot
' Were gonna be boat owners like we are house owners now ' my Grama on the new boat not a bad thing gram
The exhaust on my aunt's little Saab is completely rusted out so it sounds like a motorcycle #watchout
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ obviously Kentucky shouldn't have made it either
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I know ! And then you took the littlest sips outa your bottle .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ that commercial came on when I got home .
“ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ : Bosh the type of nigga to make Lebron take him to the mall so he could sit in Santa's lap . ”
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I remember your pink hair
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Oh yeah cuz -13 degrees is a quite pleasant and lovely day .
Funny moment when _TWITTER-ENTITY_ confuses John Travolta with John Cena
The boys need to hurry up and finish I need a text back
Literally lol'ing at the video snap chat I just sent nick
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ true true
That is so beast #geeked
My dream though
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ told you
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ doesn't know the difference between too and two . #dumbbitch
Hahahaha wait Maggie speaks is performing on the quad right now #LWEthrowback
This episode of #Ridiculousness is hilarious
I really need to get home and take my contacts out . I've had them in for like 45 hours and I'm suppose to wear them 7-10 a a time
My mind has been blown ... _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I need just a few other things and people and you are one of them
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you silly monster
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ and the clock in the background says 3:15 actually . I'll be wanting my 5 in 1's
Why is that so funny to me !?
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ haha i dont understand how i guy could get one
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ mill I said slut not Jew
Kailtyns so nice to me
It's so funny how _TWITTER-ENTITY_ and _TWITTER-ENTITY_ and I have a group chat going . So when something happens we only have to send one text
Me & amp ; _TWITTER-ENTITY_ are making fun of every wrestler in this gym right now
I'm laughing so hard right now who says that
Phone convos with _TWITTER-ENTITY_ though
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahaha , man . Last night got rowdy . It's weird , every time I'm somewhere doing my thing . You always show up and laugh at me
Moms playing on her iPad Me : \hey mom whatcha doing ? " Mom : " breeding dragons . " I love my family "
She gotta fatass doe
Griffin's snapchat stories kill me _TWITTER-ENTITY_
Mine and _TWITTER-ENTITY_ convocation & gt ; & gt ; & gt ;
I'm feeling courageous tonight
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ it's like a 50 mile walk for some decent food lmao
And I take too many pictures ?
It would of been badass if the seniors or juniors rented an old folks home bus and came to school in that !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ thats always a good thing lets hang tonight man !!! I haven't seen you in forevaaa
7-0 in one inning and the inning is still not over ! Our softball team is so unstoppable and unbeatable !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ at least someone has similar struggles as I do though ...
Stop knockin it over hahahahahha
Alexis is so east side now eating at Simply Crepes nnnnd shet #giggles
Audrey is still sleeping and my dad is speculating why
You the kinda thing that makes a girl want to go buy a new dress even though she's broke #strugglin
Oh Lordy when the fire alarm goes off during dinner only in our family
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ bitch get up
Probably bc she hates me .. Which is okay
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ can you see the guy in the GoldenState Jersey ? that a new move
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ ha You still can't crack ur thumbs
crying thinking about _TWITTER-ENTITY_ reaction to Taylor's dog today #MakeHimStop #IDontWantHugs
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Oh YES ! like oh girl fireworks should go off when we fly !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahahaha omg I know
#Oomf fell asleep on me
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ guy because you were far from perfect yourself ! #Practice #WhatYouPreach
This conversation right now !!!
Kelsi and Cassidy are on Vine at the same time like stop
Chillin ' in a tattoo place with lily .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ yes I know
Kayla got junk in the trunk
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ ratchet bitch ! Take a bath
This is a joke ✋
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ yeah I figured
the video of Deeds singing karaoke . OMG ... _TWITTER-ENTITY_
Señor has high waters on . NOO
Everyone that read that probably
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ it's page by the way
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ literally just tweeted the same thing at the same time . What even
Must of saw some STD coverage on the news after the Molly coverage
This is the best day ever
My phone is soo dry . Someone wet it up
Seriously I love fucking with people on the Internet
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ ahahahaha I think so
my dad just came downstairs and found jack and I playing with Bratz dolls
\Two in the pink , one in the stink . That's our motto ! " _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ knows why I mean when I say bad hair days
I wonder what you'll say to me once I confront you tomorrow ?
Poor Blaise ...
\What if i were to tell you that i could get you rich . Would that be something youd be interested in ? " #entourage "
My grandma is shopping for herself in forever 21
instead of mulch or rocks florida people use shells to landscape .
I feel like a mom , whenever someone stains their clothes they come to me to get them out
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ just made my night
I'm bad ✌
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ just remembered I woke up out of a sound sleep yesterday to you standing at the foot of my bed w your arms crossedwaiting .....
I'm a terrible evil person for that but lollllllllllll
Chelsea lately right now ........
This movie hahah
Sam is the weakest girl on the planet
I know we already can't fit all your things in a dorm , and all either of you do is shop -mom they know us too well _TWITTER-ENTITY_
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I just died
waking up to trailer park boys ecards from _TWITTER-ENTITY_ #hahaha #yes
\I cant look angry without looking constipated " -wise words of _TWITTER-ENTITY_ "
the fact that I only have like 1 friend in the town I live in really sucks
You're just as thirsty ?
\Can you move your family vacation out of the mcdonalds parking lot ? " "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ HAHAHA SERIOUSLY DYING
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ yeah exactly and its so weird bc you don't see them just hear them and wonder who it is !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ lookin good
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ that's your nickname , not your per name
I need friends .
Worst thing for a dude is when u try tickiling a girl And they just sit there like what the fuck are you doing
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ \oh my goodness . Can black people not write on their hands ? " "
My New Years kiss will be the cake that ill be scarfing down . Only love I need
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ child excuse me punk
The thirstiest girls are always the ugliest
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ OMG you should see the story Steve made up ... Youll piss yourself you read it .. It's too PERF
When _TWITTER-ENTITY_ leaving me a 3 minute voicemail of him saying \hi " #hilarious "
Snow melt run in Paducah tonight ladies and gentlemen
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ You probs have a bigger butt than me
my dad just told me that you're supposed to use water to get pepper spray out of eyes instead of milk ... sorry _TWITTER-ENTITY_
no , I don't hate you , but there are a lot of unladylike words I could say that describe how I feel about you . #iftheshoefits #justone
She said \you don't have haters you have jealousers " "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ lol moms these days
Bad Grandpa was beyond great
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ she makes it way too easy
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ good memories !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ the pictures saved on my phone
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ lmao yes , I'm one to know
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ kelly your horrible
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ always man . Hahaha I'm just being real .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ Cody knows from experience
Knowing exactly who Anali is subtweeting about
“ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ : If you're sad about being alone on Valentine's Day , just remember .. Nobody loves you on the other days of the year either . ”
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahahahaha I searched her name and it's the first thing that popped up LMFAO
After an hour of looking last night at 11 and 5 hours this morning we found sams phone in the park
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ omg no I'm being sarcastic
Lmao Holmes boy was in my dream last night _TWITTER-ENTITY_
I hope nobody seen that .
All is fair in love and beer pong . _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I know bby srry love makes u do crazy things ya no
Joe , from what I've heard about your tongue game . You'd be a king that got all the girls to kneel to you if you pierced your tongue .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ I'm laughing at the fact that she thinks it gets you high read it
My parents are mad that there's so many people over
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ idk i love him but they're hilarious
You can go ahead and just openly talk about me , as it you weren't turned around enough .. #WhoAreYouFooling
Me and _TWITTER-ENTITY_ ' s conversation is cracking me up
I wish I had the screenshot of _TWITTER-ENTITY_ off _TWITTER-ENTITY_ phone #stillcutedoe
While I was facetiming my 4 year old niece I put the camera on my dogs and she says wwww my cousins ! " . YES "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ at least you spelled illiterate right
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ That's like a friend with benefits .
\Hell no . Have you seen what he looks like ? He'a embarrassing . " #Omg _TWITTER-ENTITY_ "
I'm so like just done
\It's not my fault you have the personality of a wet paper towel " "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I'm dying
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ bro I played fantasy baseball before you ever talked about it and if you didn't , Jared would've persuaded me eventually #StopHatin
I totally forgot I had Porn Star Dancing on my phone . Lol
Lol _TWITTER-ENTITY_ the fact that I'm getting up at 4:30 to go get coffee and read books at Barnes & Noble #cantstopwontstop
This is the dumbest class I've ever been in
why am I awake ?
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ that's forsure
Me and Meghan are meant to be best friends when we both got grounded on the same night and weren't even together ✊
My mom thought I was up at 4 am because I had a bad dream , nah . I never went to sleep
These 5th graders are talking about getting married ! Lmao your like 5 .
Oh my god the dream I had about _TWITTER-ENTITY_ last night .... WHERE DID EMILY GO !?
My little brother just sack tapped my dad .
Laughing too hard rn at _TWITTER-ENTITY_ ' s snapchat
Only _TWITTER-ENTITY_ would text me while she's taking a shower
My dog just missed the couch
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ lol it's like a blizzard in lake city .
People tight as fuck tonight shitttt .
I ragrat nothing
\I think you might have the craziest life of anyone I've ever known " _TWITTER-ENTITY_ "
Dude was really riding a horse down grand with a lasso in his hand ..
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ damn that sucks lol
I love Zach when he's drunk !
funny that you subtweeted me back , must've been creepin ... again
Dakota strikes again .
Late night talk shows are the best
Iceberg hillbilly .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you thought wagon wheel or merry go round would win
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ haha aww I miss you guys !
LOLOLOLOL That 70's Show has me cracking ' uuuuuuup
Josh is loosing his mind tonight y'all .
my phone doesn't understand why it has to go through this right now
Wait , is my ask broken ? Because I'm not getting all my questions . Oh wait , maybe no one likes me enough
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ OMG YES . like I know you're sleeping but I bet you look so peaceful I'm outside your window I see you wow you're perfect BYE
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahahahahaha omg I can't
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ just remember .. My mouth been on his mouth !
Austin has me geekin right now
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ my god you two
Haha V I've made some big mistakes to say the least
I can't rap on twitter but _TWITTER-ENTITY_ can beg for a morning text ? Hahah
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you can't hashtag numbers sillllly boy
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ Okay !
If you loved me you wouldn't treat me the way you do , so please babe don't feed me your BS ! #SorryNotSorry #suckstosuck
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ no need to yell sir .
I've always wondered if the laqueefa twitter account is a real girl in their avi ?!
I think girls call one another pretty just to be called pretty back
Watching The Call on my moms bed , with _TWITTER-ENTITY_ and #TwitterlessDavid > & gt ; & gt ;
my bus drive literally just have my whole bus bubbles to low out the window " "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ but you can't even learn a basic language
HOW FREAKING FUNNNNNNNNNNNYYYYYYYYY
Last night I had a dream that a met justin bieber and I was speechless
Awkward ..... _TWITTER-ENTITY_
When the little gay boy in the mall checks out my boyfriend #stopit
It's a cuddle fest on my couch
I find the weirdest crap on tumblr
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I gotcha bub we know squeelers suck the hind end of a camels ass so your good
In a lock down drill with my mom in a school ahha
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ well you tweeted about hotdogs then ketchup . I was about to puke just by the thought of it .
I have clothes on that actually smell clean and not like the bakery
I did not know I could be so retarded
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ ooooh gosh no more driving through the boonies
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ how'd you do in your 800 ?
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I mean come on who gets ran over bye a car only a guy with bad luck !
The fact that Annie just told me she tried committing suicide when her dog died
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ has the worst luck with dogs .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ poor Cullen
that's a joke right ?
It's weird how me & amp ; _TWITTER-ENTITY_ have never met , but we favorite all of eachothers stuff
Brb , dying of laughter .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ just got up & amp ; tried to turn the volume down on her computer with the remote to her tv .
Me and Anna used to literally fight on the play ground in 5th grade . We were bad
I was excluded out of that very quickly hahaha , oh well good thing I don't care too terribly much ....
I just used her for her mouth ! #subtweet
Does anyone know where _TWITTER-ENTITY_ works ?
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ your too silly though
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ all the time
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ & amp ; _TWITTER-ENTITY_ seriously favorite almost all of my tweets #notcomplaining ! #justshowinlove
I don't understand when girls take pics with someone and edit to make their teeth look extreeeemely white but not the other persons✋ #stop
The fact that someone just pulled in the parking lot playing Jingle Bell rock
Kady gunna fav that last tweet just cuz if has Zachs name in it .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ guys I didn't know
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ that picture
At least in Tampa I don't have to look at camo jackets all day
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ yeah when I talk myself into doing it
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I need to stop by tomorrow to get some camo
No I do not have a car but I could buy one every week
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ so freaking true
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ haha it's like when you put your symptoms into webmd , everything leads to cancer
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ yeah ice
When spencer can't have his new phone because I said he did something to me > & gt ; & gt ; #hedidntthough #whoopsies
go take care of your grand babies
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I think it's already bad by the way you parked
Haha phil waking them all up with gunshots
Hope Is about to sing to me
The girl on snapchat : \Okay ... 3 .. 2 .. 1 BOOBIES " _TWITTER-ENTITY_ "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I'm dying right now
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ what about clean houses ( mopped dusted etc ) but cluttered ? Do you guys offer organizing ?
The flash cards I just did for Brit lit look ratchet .
It's totally cool for you to joke with me , but not the other way around .
My roommates don't like my screamo music they probably think I'm gonna kill them or something
Some guy said I looked angry and I told him no I'm fine it's just my face sorry
I had a dream that I was sleeping in a cloud ... thats the highest indication of sleep deprivation !!!
when luc calls and sings me \loveeee song " that just made my mood so much better .. "
Made my day when I look in my rear view mirror and see midget mike chasing me on his bike
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Love you too
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ wants my body
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I was cleaning off my glasses and it made me think of him #VoteFreddie
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ shes in my class
\if u do taylor swift wrong , you will end up in a song " "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I want you I'm my life bb
Girls and their fucking salads hahah omg
Does anyone else get annoyed by this emoji .
I'm having a wonderful day ☺
Without that shovel I wouldn't have made it back up !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ this girl Sadie ✋
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I remember like you were going to come to the ER
Pumped for the basketball game tomorrow and I don't even play
That dance last night ..
Omg I love everyone right now that is making hunter look like the dumbass he is
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ please just go to sleep Sammi lol
Come on , let's be SENIORS in HIGH SCHOOL for once .
So it turns out that the Chicago show is durning Thanksgiving break . I thought I was going to have to miss it . #paratour _TWITTER-ENTITY_
Chapstick . _TWITTER-ENTITY_
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ shit was cruciaaaaaal . I can't wait for your first day .. #SLAVIN
going in the hot tub even though it's freezing out
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Uh .. Is this supposed to make sense ?
\You've got some balls , Luke . " " Yeah , I'm surprised I can even walk . " I think Dad is laughing too hard . "
Your teeth look like the fake Halloween teeth . Raunchy
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ maybe I need to visit the Dominican Republic
It's pretty bad how addicted I am to the sun
can i get a amen ?!
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you should have saw all of us
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ So funny
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahaha it's photoshop
I think someone put drugs in our drinks #hahahaha
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ was a such a nice bestfriend you gave me answers in grissom it was equally beneficial
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ uh you best believe I'm goin back again but things are playing out differently . Hopefully for you too Terence
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I love your mom !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ haha good thing I didn't hit my face on it !
That joke's so old , the last time I heard it , I laughed so hard I fell off my DINOSAUR
Haha this girl is so dumb
Brandon wants me to be his bae no
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ ' I should have been a pig for Halloween\ "
juju gets so excited when I wrap presents , and he will not leave me alone . so I wrapped his toys and let him open them
You know it's finals week when it's nonstop _TWITTER-ENTITY_
I just swiped in four people to eat because everyone is out of credits and I still have 800
I've never cried like that
HAHAHAHA She spelt boring \BORNING ""
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ dude it's crazy how much we change ! I go in there thinking I'm gonna look the same the whole year and what not definitely not
Was dancing on my bed until it decided to collapse
Dang it i didn't get any blackmail of _TWITTER-ENTITY_ today ..
I love my team
Not even at work for a full 2hours and Tommy has already called Coty an ice queen a bitch a whore a chode and a cum dumpster _TWITTER-ENTITY_
HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH I DID NOT JUST READ THAT HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
This girls dad is a dilf #Honestly #JustSaying
And thanks to my parents for payin for everyone to ride on the top of the tourist bus through the Festival of Lights
Does anybody remember when I sent those weird snapchats of me dancing ? Yeah well I found them
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you know it
I'm always so awkward with people I just met like I wish I wasn't
you're mad cause you ugly or you're ugly cause you mad . either way you mad & amp ; ugly
The cable company guy > & gt ; & gt ; & gt ; & gt ; & gt ; & gt ;
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ lmao this was one hell of a game #thankyoubasketballgods
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I need a running buddy _TWITTER-ENTITY_ ya here that's were ya got me wrong , I am not a running person
Through snapchat lolol din mean to make it sound like I actually saw him my bad
Me and Tyler really are so mean to eachother
I have work in the morning ! What am I doing with my life !? #fucktechnology #fucksocialnetworks
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ it shoulda been called SAG INVASION
It seems like I always find a way to make someone's day better , but when I need it , no one gives a fuck about me .
The snapchat _TWITTER-ENTITY_ just sent me > & gt ; & gt ; & gt ; & gt ;
I keep sending every body snap chats
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ actually it's Beckley to Elkins !!! but I can try !!!
I know too many people when I stop at sonic . _TWITTER-ENTITY_ #thestruggle #sonicprobs ✌️
Why are you even talking like you're any better ?
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ Marco I heard you toss salads , so I was just wondering if maybe you could do me a favor .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ at first I was like why is she talking to herself !?
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ me too me too
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ as soon as you get there just go right to the game that would be so funny hahhaa
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you've got a few years ahead of you , better get used to it
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ the principle
The amount of hideous/ hilarious collages of me of Instagram and twitter right now ...
Sike , it wasn't a random one . it was my uncle .
Haha I'm done
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ text me and I'll tell you babe
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I guess u had one more \shut up jules " in you I see lol "
I love Obama impersonators
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ what'd u do ?
A madea Christmas actually looks hilarious
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ avi though & gt ;
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Aww , really ? Yeah , they're ridiculous ... out of the three books I have , I'd only get $5.00 Eff that
So _TWITTER-ENTITY_ just officially made my morning ..
#LT and over his radio another security guard said “They had their feet on the wall ! ”
This group text is cracking me up miss these freaks ! _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_
This bitch just spilled ranch all over herself ! _TWITTER-ENTITY_
WHAT AM I WATCHING #MTV
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ just lol'd in class
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ a couple days ago I tweeted that I wanted a job and they did the same thing to me !!
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ omg we were freezing our legs are jello lmao
Forever screenshotting allison's snapchats
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ snap video I am laughing so hard right now \Everyone is drunk but me " "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ LMAO bahahaha wooo I just cried
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ got a snap chat . This means trouble for me .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I knew it would be . All of his movies are . I love them all he is so funny . Kinda like myself lol
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ omg I know
in any relationship , purring is good
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ yea this is you haha
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ he won't be as good tho
\How did you get back here before us ? " " How did we , Kronk ? " " Well , ya got me . By all accounts , it doesn't make sense . " "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ u r too much
It's not a double chin it's just under fat
The people I work with are just too much
Waaait for it
\ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ : The amount of selfies and mirror pics on my phone is not okay " same !  "
Lol at making my mom bring me things #success
I laugh so fuckin hard every time I watch Ridiculousness . Never fails .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I don't think so ! I'm talking about the one that has like the cages and it spins and turns you all over the place haha .
You're dead . _TWITTER-ENTITY_
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Hahah dude , gimme till Wednesday . I gotchu .
Three in a row ! We're going all the way this year !!! Lol
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ probably more of the damnmnnn I'm sexy
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ don't make me say it
Looking back on the years , _TWITTER-ENTITY_ and I relationship has been pretty interesting
I wanna know why you guys are still friends
I'm surrounded by drunk people
Lol people who probably haven't watched baseball all season is into it right now
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you know who I'm talking about ! #LoveIt
A bunch of tweets Im seeing are people complaining how they got kicked out of the purge or some other r movie
omg those guys in the van made my night
Throwing it back with my header photo because I can . _TWITTER-ENTITY_
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ Well I hope you do
Lololololing at _TWITTER-ENTITY_ having a full conversation with the lady on the phone at datadvantage about buck wild !
to bad I'm not even at 2,000 yet
On a scale of 1-10 how old are you
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ has me dying right now
i finallly know someone who is a worse driver than me !!
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ classic 3rd period
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ if it's not , then I'm fucked #Punny
I don't know any of these Spanish words
did I really just do that .
This picture I found of _TWITTER-ENTITY_ & gt ; & gt ; & gt ;
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ fucking tawny
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ HAHAHAHAHA I'm dying right meow .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ that just made my night
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ is cracking me up this is too good
He said have you tried EHarmony then he said it works
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ i still haven't really decided but most likely soccer because i hear the cheerleaders turn into brats
Dora's Mexican ass
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ thanks for the 38 pictures of you and _TWITTER-ENTITY_
Jordan thinking he about it nah
Hahahah at the steelers
When my dad gives me a box and says ' take all your anger out on it i wanna see how mad you get ' .... wtf
LMAO it made me laugh too _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_
S/O to Estrada for fouling a baseball off his forehead #nicewelpbro
Whenever weirdos message me on Facebook I just tell them that I'm lesbian with Nelly .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ never will I ever let my daughter sing ScreamO hahahaha can you sing that song Lullaby Crash for me hahahaha
Jackass never fails
Kaylei just ran over a curb and got stuck
Andreas vines always put me in a good mood
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I literally can't even
Wish _TWITTER-ENTITY_ was here another year had fun shooting with you ! #skinnnssss lmao
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I really am !! Lol
Girl , you be fine with just my fingers I'm not trying to have a kid #dealwithit
The things _TWITTER-ENTITY_ and I use snapchat for
Each time I tried to get up he would just cuddle me somehow and pull me back to bed . Cute , but I needed to get up .
This bitch basic and weak ! I don't see it
This guy just walked up to me and asked me how to use his phone .... It was a flip phone
rockband with my family > & gt ; & gt ;
You guys are probably the ugliest couple
I'm sorry , but that was funny
I hope everyone realizes that I'm not the one in the wrong here
I love watching award shows with my TL
And now _TWITTER-ENTITY_ will be the word around this house . #FamilyReunion
Sorry guys , me , _TWITTER-ENTITY_ , bailey & amp ; tre made the sky red
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ yup same here !! I think I got a 15 on English .. And I couldn't read the passages fast enough !
freshmen year was our prime years forsure _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hey I'm just putting myself out there
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ HAHAHAHHAHA yes
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you caught me
I crack myself up .
I be texting people a week later continuing our conversation where we left off
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ love it
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I was in like a half split with my phone almost in my mouth and my head like chilling on the window seal ✋
\I swear if I tanned today , I'll get skin cancer tomorrow . " - Chris . "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I find it hilarious lol
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ yes ! You always call me during the game and then when I text you after it's a little too late
Props to the guy with the aby up in this bitch " windshield sticker "
Okay I'm done retweeting those . They're just hilarious
Fuck Brent for hanging up on me .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ cause all this talk about it makes me want to look
That movie is so stupid it had me dying
Excuse me for not keeping up with your personal life ✋
Honestly you might as well call yourself kass and call it a day at this point
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ OMG YES !
my sister wasted her money on an ab roller
Tonight was such a fun night
Here on out its pretty much goodbye to my social life .
Girl code right now
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ oh I see it girl !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ thanks babyyy
Everyone is depressed , and I'm like✋
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ it really is tho btw i dont think my mom would care that much if you kept that thing bc she hates it
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ some basic hoe #ratchet
Redownloading snapchat and seeing all the fucked up pics _TWITTER-ENTITY_ has sent me .
the fact that _TWITTER-ENTITY_ thinks she's Cinderella . lol she cracks me up .
1 hour till I'm finally off campus for a whole F \^** ^ week ! Hell yea ! "
I love making faces at little kids
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ we should totally hit up the strip club together
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ lmao !! Smh
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ and I are going to open are own gym , we just need a $100K loan .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ lmao i know
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ This #fixmylife was so Good !!!! Wow !! We need more than 1 episode per week !!
I am drugs .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ I leave twitter for five min and this happens . Y'all ever had a threesome ?
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you have permission to screen shot that last snapchat I sent you .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ That was SOOOOO DAMN HILARIOUS !!
Haha you unblocked me in facebook
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ it's the truth princess
Lol I love my mosey bffs and sisters
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ love it
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ lol I'm going to a med school camp next year ....
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ why not but thanks for the subtweet baby
The Dictator & gt ; & gt ; & gt ; #hilarious
I just scared Charlie and now Jaci like actually hates me .
I really wanna be in the Fashion Show this year , & amp ; then sing in my dress
\ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ : I'm really surprised I didn't get a concussion or anything " What happened ? "
Whenever the landscaper guy next door walks between there house and my fence he stares at me .... I'm scared guys .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahahaha IT'S SO CREEEPY
My aunt is cussing at her son for how stupid this news channel is
There's a guy on jeopardy named Jed
bitch you look like a pumpkin ..
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ you always get us locked in rooms
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahahaha dont bump into scary girls
Great morning of some good ol ' football , other than melting into a puddle
Was cleaning my room and just realized my grandma got me purple and black football gloves for Christmas
The fact my grandma is drunk and she's singing in front of everyone & gt ; & gt ; & gt ; #loveher
Grandpa : \My dad majored in Reproduction in college . " My grandpa has 14 brothers and sisters . #MerryChristmas _TWITTER-ENTITY_ "
lol im not going to bed
My boyfriend wearing a pair of my patterned leggings under his jeans to work because he couldn't find any of his long johns . & gt ; & gt ; & gt ;
S/o to everyone drinking in shea durg tonight #dontgetarrested ✌️
I grew up & amp ; y'all wondering why theses little girls hate me
I don't know if it's possible for me to resent you more than I do after what you did . Just countin the days til you try to come back around
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Haha this account makes me laugh ! Especially the profile picture ! ❤
My mom and I's conversation of the day ... planning my future wedding
“ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ : _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ NIGGA YOU AINT BOUT SHIT * futurevoice ”nigga I am strap up
My shop teachers think I do drugs when in reality I don't do any at all
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ ewwww
omg sara right now & gt ; & gt ; & gt ; & gt ;
I feel like such a fucking champion .
I love reading text messages and tweets I sent the morning after being drunk ! Im a cold piece ! It's comical and disturbing at the same time
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I'm trying !! Cause this girl is actually OFF on Sunday for once haha
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ how about you give names fella ?
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ don't forget you have snack tommorow ✌️
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ yeah you should beat him
I believe in Templars and Assassins
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ You still haven't taken a fuckinn shower ?!
My aunt joanne is telling us her love for the Tyler perry movies and how she is a black woman trapped inside a white woman's body
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ sorry you had to ride In the truck
Same old stuff I see
This bitch just got in trouble for sewing in class instead of doing math ...
I'm sorry but having Dbacks on your jersey is just asking for trouble #dbags
\ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ : Zach just told me to break up with trey laughing " noone likes him "
Step Brothers #YES
Keith sweat- nobody used to be mine Meg's and Coles shit shit shit we would vibe the hardestttt to it for no reason
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ eh he takes up too much space
I love coming to STA in the morning with the seniors caroling #love
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ look what's trending
Idk why people comment on celebrities pictures or tweets or whatever , like they're not going to see you
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ this is a deal ! Sorry for leavin ya in seventh Friday
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ probably !!!
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ HAHAHAHA ! Our lives are just one big awkward moment
I'm gonna legit cry
None of my old guy friends talk to me anymore cause now I have a boyfriend and I just think that's hilarious ✌️-
My mom : you didn't think the last exorcism 2 was that scary because you were sucking face #oh
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I would watch that movie just to see if we have the same people in our books
Dude this is fun !
Now I'm just 100% sure that your relationship is total complete bullshit .
I never had a bad rap about ...
you need to be put in your place
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ personally I'm obsessed with you \spoiled brats " aren't supposed to tweet motivational sayings all day anyways ! #duh "
Cops is probably the funniest show on television
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ your mom don't play
14- We need to hangout again soon ! That night at Taylor's was pretty fucked up but fun
My mom told me Andreya ran away the other day and I said , \where to ? " And my mom said " turkey hill " .. "
Tweeting about _TWITTER-ENTITY_ guess I'm obsessed haha #deerpark
who am I kiddin !!!??? I could never bowl !!!! #truth
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ nono , I have no friends lol . people don't like me & amp ; idec . I worked today then came home and became lazy .
Jamey is already texting Hannah . The thirst is reaallll .
LOL _TWITTER-ENTITY_ the fact that _TWITTER-ENTITY_ poured her cereal and there was no milk
I've already decided that _TWITTER-ENTITY_ is going to be my maid of honor at my wedding .
Speaking of 420 , in my speech class my last speech of the year was about getting faded . #staysafekids
My mom just threatened to take my phone away for not doing my homework #DoIt
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I'm convinced I saved your life that night ... t-bell was the funniest
Haven't laughed this much in foreverrr !
This guy next to me is wearing fake elites .
Lol at all the released shifts on hotschedules today no one wants your shifts on national cheesecake day ! #idiots
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ yea .. you was like oh shit
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ okay !! Good thinking !!!
Lmao at my mom for just tripping in the mall
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ got **
People who don't know _TWITTER-ENTITY_ are really missing out
Like who ? Please inform us
I miss drinking with Makala , we're the funniest when were together & amp ; of course I miss Colt just because of how mad he gets at beer pong .
I'm done trying to help u
You're welcome .
Your a whore .
Watching the grinch _TWITTER-ENTITY_ come to me
I love this #nationaltextyourexday
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ haha u know for a damn fact it wouldn't . It's the cheesiest thing I've ever heard
That awkward moment when _TWITTER-ENTITY_ and I were in a book club together when we were like 8
I'm about to piss myself .
The awkward moment when all your friends are pretty and you just there like hey boyy what's up ?! #mylifebasically
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ oh Gary ❤
Personally it's just annoying to talk to you anymore . You're always high and lie about . Just be real , I don't care what you do . .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I like your twitcon
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ there's about 20 or so \living proofs " "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I know
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ we cute we cute
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ omg
Where am I right now
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ lol at times you were
Single ready to mingle #ImChildish
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ IT'S OKAY I EAT IT ANYWAY
Teaching Andy Italian
it's crazy how fake some girls can be smile to ur face , talk behind ur back . Smh not enough real out there . #NeverGonnaGrowUp #FoolingNoOne
That text from _TWITTER-ENTITY_ just made my niiiiiigggghhhhtttt !!! Hahaha !!!
it was the best motherfuckin night ever
I rearranged my room today and instantly though ' I have some much more room for activities '
Based Gods tweets are funny as fuck to me idk why
Me and Erin come to Savannah's and take over her bed a
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I need to get your ass back for that one
Working in a car dealership you learn a lot . Next car I guy I'm man handlin the fuck out of the sales person
Getting asked if I've been abused because of my busted lip and my bruises everywhere . & gt ; & gt ; & gt ;
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ in dead
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ that too
stereotypes , I like it
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ #shitkellysays
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ that's really really sad .....
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ my friends were just literally talking about that last night & amp ; were wondering why I stopped saying that #missyou
If anyone saw my outfit right now ...
My grandpa is the funniest guy you'll ever meet #hasmerollin
Although I can always count on my dad to cheer me up by quoting movies .
I am literally crying laughing watching bad grandpa
Probably the funniest car ride ever #ElloMate
I can't wait for tanner to see that conversation cause he'll die
The conversations me and my sisters and cousin have on the long car ride to Kira's cheer ...
& amp ; theres over 100 episodes so it'll keep me busy for a few weeks .
Kim went to take a pic of me in class .. it's dark .. and the flash went off ..
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ telmos like my brother . this is so awkward
My dog just fell off my bed
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ didn't do what ?
ahhh ! sophie was twerking
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Yes !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ literally if i could be writing this paper while in the shower right now i'd be done . I come up with awesome things then forget
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you still haven't washed my car bro
Wow didnt get invited to the group chat or the zoo
Im glad _TWITTER-ENTITY_ and i are best friends !
We gonna piss off Nicole all night by calling her niggy in public
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ how much were they ?
Ohhh so all the sudden everything on your wrist belongs to you . #toofunny #theGrinch
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ lmao nooo never wanted to see him again
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahahahahahaha you're kidding me oh well he gotta be unique with the compliments now and then ! OR WAS IT THE SHE ?
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you can sit there and call me a fucking bitch and crazy and tell me to shut the fuck up , but when I say it , it's a deal . ✌
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ its funny cause i only talked to like 1 of them
I like black guys
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ dunkin ?
I don't remember talking about that ..
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ lmfao fuck you .. Just fuck you for that
i'm so clumsy
me _TWITTER-ENTITY_ and _TWITTER-ENTITY_ are the dumbest people when were together i swear
Two cops vs one jetski ... this is too awesome to watch
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ that Brianna girl that keeps on with you keeps snapchatting me !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ yeah that was a sick day my grandma almost had a convolution when I came home crying
I only like even numbers , like if I get 2 pizzas and want more I have to get 4 , Or like writing notes in class I have to use 2 papers
The stupidity in what you're saying right now
What statement would offend an audience member ? Professor Solie- \The sky is blue , and the sun is shining . " Lol , ok Peter , ok . "
The shit that gets talked about in the tanning salon _TWITTER-ENTITY_
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ opened my ugly snapchat .
I love giving _TWITTER-ENTITY_ hell fry wice ?
OMG this stuff on twitter right now
Awee is that supposed to mean shit to me ?
Only my family eats lasagna on thanksgiving
They're giving this girl caddy literally sooo much shit in the travelers championship
Mine and _TWITTER-ENTITY_ convo right now > & gt ; & gt ;
Movie & gt ; & gt ; & gt ; you !!!!!!
And to top it off my mom is making me get picture retakes because she told me I look like I have a double chin in my first pictures
Haha . Jake went from a nap right to football tweets .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ see last tweet
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ EW . Never play that song again .....
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Idk it was just funny bc you put horrible in all caps
Well I like this picture of her , but I can't really see her face _TWITTER-ENTITY_
#PeopleAtMySchool are described in _TWITTER-ENTITY_ ' s tweets . ☺ #Literally
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahahhaha mcphailure is too good
Convinced Ashley to walk with me to go tanning so she'd get exercise and now we're eating McDonald's
I wonder how badly Dempsey will be judging us when she grades our essays .. I forgot to add that she asked us about our fantasies as well
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahahaha I know
Only 5 hours left .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I can't help it
Don't take offense lol it was a joke , I like all you
Lol I don't spend much time with people my age , my bet friends 25
\I put a hairnet in the toilet don't tell " widener cleaning staff "
how can you cut your wife's hair and sell it for $1000
That was pretty clever of me
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I'm crying its fate ! Your boyfriend is perfect oh my god . It's because your different #perf
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I'm looking like a tourist again ...
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ omg I remember how lame it was
I fucking love Dylan's parents
\you say bitch a lot ... " "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ today was not a good day for you .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ what time ?! 8 ?
I will be so fucked on monday
Those bloopers > & gt ; & gt ; & gt ; & gt ;
Mom tryin her best to not rip the wrapping paper .
These fuckers better not take me seriously
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I was just being funny
6113- your one of my fab incoming freshman ! We had a nice binding moment at that teachers gsne but keep working and don't do drugs !!!!
Watching _TWITTER-ENTITY_ watch the Notre Dame game made my night #priceless
working in the lounge every shift the past 3 weeks
Sounds like someone had a nice Christmas
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahaha I know
Happy couples disgust me right now
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ we didn't want him to know so gage and I just gave him a kick
it's all fun and games until you run over a mailbox
“ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ : That awkward moment when you're at your friend's house and he is getting yelled at , so you just stand there and pet the dog . ”
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ oh my god ... well , I'm fucked
Taylor just shit her pants _TWITTER-ENTITY_
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you say one wrong word & amp ; all 12 pictures go on Instagram .
Hashtag photoshop _TWITTER-ENTITY_
Old ladies yelling outside
My mom is singing to I Hit It First right now
It's funny cause people I don't even know nor have ever talked too know how much I love pizza
My dads too funny
Me and Irv have been quoting Seinfeld and Big Bang theory for the past twenty minutes
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ me too
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ when are you taking them off ?
“My boyfriend not allowed to vacation in Florida . why you tryna visit the sunshine state ? I'm your sunshine , YOUR ONLY SUNSHINE”
Seeing everyone at Schs racing with us to B-Dubs right now
How does Julie deal with me
I am so lucky I got away from you ... You make me realize exactly what I don't need .. Thank The Lord I have a MAN now .
Don't sleep on Phillip Rivers arm lol
S/O to all them auburn fans , #ROLLTIDE ❤️
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ oh my god ! Yes
This dude says his name is big baby . #dying
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ yeah . It had me until I saw a monkey with a tool
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ that's why it has that tingly stuff in it !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ OH MY GOSH
I made my own night
My room is basically done . Tomorrow morning finishing these dishes . Cannot wait to actually speak to humans tomorrow .
playin Dougie in 2K13
These security guards are running all over the place yelling at people . Too bad camera phones are a thing now .
In case anyone was wondering I literally just woke up ✋
I cant breathe
\ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ : Paige is over here sending these pretty snapchats & amp ; I'm making the ugliest faces ever " I AM NOT PRETTY "
I swear kev and I are like two peas in a pod
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ top 5 hardest hits I'v seen someone take
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ the snaps you're gonna receive from me haha #aintgonnabecute
Like it's my house , I'm home !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ For real ? Lololol
Snap chatting in the shower & gt ; & gt ; & gt ; while the made irons my SHIT ! _TWITTER-ENTITY_
\I felt like he was going to beat me up . " _TWITTER-ENTITY_ "
No one likes me , but god does ! And my family , and my friends , so who else I need ? #noone #pointblank
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ my parents also did that their first year of marriage
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you don't get it
Omg that legit cracked me tf up
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I can't believe you made me look at that shit
I jus found the keys to my apt . Hahaha . Probably should give those back
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahaha I would have the most dysfunctional wedding ever #letsmakeithappen
Kenna is also a
When _TWITTER-ENTITY_ opens that snap she's gonna die
Demi's vine videos have made my weekend
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ thats so stupid
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ oh my god YES that is so sick hahaha
The fact that emilies dad brought home fish and beans this morning
I ended up basically bleaching my whole house cause you guys don't turn down
Sitting on the toilet at work , call that toilet paper #howlilwayneraps
Cat fights on Jerry Springer & gt ; & gt ; & gt ; & gt ; & gt ;
It's amazing how EVERYTHING is my fault . I mean as long as I know I'm not in okay .
Quavi almost brought a stripper home Saturday
I love my McGill cousins and technically , we aren't even related .
Savannah is struggling
Who else makes the face of the emoji you are texting
Alyssa's vine > & gt ; & gt ; & gt ;
lmfao just sitting in the parking lot waiting and an opossum runs out
me and my brothers already exchanged our gifts #couldntwait
I suck at texting
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ lmao i just hope he's single
Looking forward for tmw cause its an excuse to dress up
Whoever Brandon is , I feel bad for him _TWITTER-ENTITY_ is always putting him out there
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ or Vito's room
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ I know lol I migh have to promise him I won't go through a drive thru
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ it's okay
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ AHAHAHA STILL LAUGHING
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I thought this was about to be a picture of a snake
every time i call daisy \little girl " she calls me " big boy " "
Watching you guys dance is seriously so funny _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ i don't even think anyone could even GET more awkward out LIFE is one huge awkward moment
My dad just told me that when I drive I act like I'm black !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ dyinggg at the picture you just retweeted
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ : \if you dont have sex with a girl within the first 24 hours of knowing her , youre in the friendzone " "
Kelsey don't have emojis #thestruggle
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ lmao RIGHT
Never fails to make me laugh #workaholics
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ is funnnny as fuckkk
S/O to the kids putting a bench under them while squatting , not even using it and still adding weight Yall are only goin down 6in #scrubs
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ who is on your twitter
I'm gonna be up so late .
how does the whole best friends thing work on snapchat now ? because the people on mine i never snap chat ?
Its meeeeeee Todd Kraines
I think my mom likes my boyfriend more than I do
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ so you're taking my spot
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ no . I will never let her get the ice cream truck !!
Tonight people are talking about feelings and highschool . Perf .
I have to see this show
\They don't sell Mike's Harder here , only Mike's Hard . This is Hilltop they think you'll get drunk and do a drive by . " "
you must not miss me that much
I wish there was a fishing rod emoji so I can catch all the fat bitches stinky pussys on here
Somebody's ankles were brokin at the power puff game
All they see is I get involved in Gerald's business and of course my avi is a spirit week picture they think I'm a methhead now
Should I ride my bike to Hollander street ?
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ says my Mahomie ..
Lol at me forgetting Jon works at harbor frieght and then having him ring me up when I bought my mic and tape measure ...
Trying to apologize . Your so ugly when you cry , please . Just cut it out . ✌
Well , on the first day here I managed to super glue a fake flower to my finger , and then my fingers together 5 minutes later . #Awesome
My bus is late
Haha I can't deal with this
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ why do I find this okay ?
I always see you around campus and I'm like DAMMM , please talk to me #basically #stalkerstatus
I'm really over here laughing
For real so excited to see _TWITTER-ENTITY_ senior will
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ deaddddd I always get my way
So much for this lol
or just fly . I don't have the patience or time to sit in a car all by myself for more than 20 minutes I get antsy
My conversations with mackie & gt ; #scandalous
And you told him you were serious about me this time
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ YOU LITTLE BITCH
#tmlt but frankie cant hang _TWITTER-ENTITY_
Daniel's been singing to me for the past 3 hours !
I just thought I got attacked by snakes when I pulled my hair up and our ferns got pulled up in it
Let me hear your thunder cat ! ( What did you say ?! ) _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ #weneedalife
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ it's fun come on
it happens “ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ : Blacked out/drunken Isaac and sober/Christian Isaac have very different views on which girls we should go after . ”
Gotta make those Sunday golf plans
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ just made my entire day
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ neither could I
My dad gets mad so easily
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ that's when it's best
IM DYING GUYS
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ someone's upset
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ oh yes lol ! you have no idea !
this is A FREAKING JOKE
My moms such a bitch sometimes #shescute #makesmelaugh
Can me Nicole and Shane not sit on the phone three-way for 30 minutes ?
Man people on tumblr love life's are so great
Hahahhah Kristen on the Hills will always get me #loveher
No , you're wrong there is no school .
you're such a fucking hypocrite
My best friends can be ass holes . _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ it's written all over y'all's faces !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ laughing one ball off
\The other night I was sitting at the table ... eating my penis ... I mean peas ... that was weird ... " One of the funniest moments of The Office "
We're all burping after school _TWITTER-ENTITY_
Hearing the tuba being played outside my window makes my day , because it sounds that bad
When I open a picture and see that is has more than 5 words I close it right away
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I just laughed extremely hard at this
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ it's sooooo shitty
Dad , \Are you on crack ? " Mom , " WHAT . I don't take the drugs ! " "
S/o to _TWITTER-ENTITY_ for being awesome and sewing my buttons back on my service coat 24/7
Hahahaha crying laughing AGAIN at this preview for Ryan Lochte's new show . I just can't even wait for this .
Why lie on ask.fm? People aren't dumb . Lmfao , if you're a virgin so are my parents ...
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Yeahh I saw that one coming
“ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ : _TWITTER-ENTITY_ I get how to do it , I've just never attempted it” we'll have to work on it sometime .
Every time I open the refrigerator Maggie comes running for an ice cube . #MyBabyGirl
Pasty , pasty , pasty
It's funny when my mom threatens me because we've fought before . Lol even one time she threw the first punch but said stop first
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Liam leave it exactly the way it is because it is PER-FECT !
I HAVE CREDS TO MAKING _TWITTER-ENTITY_ CHRISTMAS NAME
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I get that a lot I think when ya love someone they have the power to make ya angry too haha
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ yeah and I still don't even have shoes
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ set a day and time ill be there
I can't tell if leticias actually awake or if she keeps talking to me in her sleep but it's hilarious
Lynne : you need shoes People pee and poop on the floor all the time Lyndsey : I shit on the floor all the time
\Ow shit I forgot I had a nose ring I thought it was a booger ! " _TWITTER-ENTITY_ "
Way to represent the state of Michigan . Congrats MSU . Still hate ya
That's exactly what it means _TWITTER-ENTITY_
You guys . My dog is snoring right now . Hahahhahahaha .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I've always wanted to go
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ goodnight
Apparently bacons not supposed to be frozen .. Ooops !
deleted my ask because people can't grow up
I almost can't handle rob Willie's tweets #dyingoflaughter
Guck ? Where did that come from . Lmao . good one iPhone .
I'm such a pro at sneaking out
and I'm like , boom bitch , you a fruitcake
Elizabeth must of had a good night .
you're a tool
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ aww looks like I mixed up east and west also
I don't wanna miss a thing by Aerosmith reminds me of spring break last year _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I might switch to bakery just for tomorrow #PleaseHelpMe #seriously
I need to put gas in my car but I have no idea how #help
My parents just ordered a cot to the hotel room .. For the dog
What is this kid even talking about
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ yea so is this = I'm funny
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ so no eyeballs ?
It's about that time where everything gets a lot funnier than it actually is oh my god I can't breathe oh my gOD
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ haha what !? Like that will happen
Girls who fall head over heels in \love " after a week of a new relationship crack me up #MustBeReal "
What Logan just said & gt ; & gt ;
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I'm doing the same thing but watching Netflix haha
Dang I'm jealous not really lol
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ yeah it was bad
Someone called my a preppy white bitch for carrying Snapple .
THAT GUYS LAUGH THOUGH & gt ; & gt ; & gt ; & gt ;
the way Amber screams when the eagles score
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I remember the picture we took of you sleeping in that class
My big mouth always gets me in trouble
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ ohh ..
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ should feel like a new woman , he just bought a dress and a new rack ( clothing rack )
Bahahahahaha I'm such a dick But hey I learned from the best
Why is this so funny to me ?
Every time the new Kia Soul commercial comes on I instantly think of _TWITTER-ENTITY_ ! #HerFav
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ haha actually u were like the first person I thought of when I wrote this
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Omg that gives me no hope . It's already been bout 9 months !! It's time to stop with the rumors & amp ; lies lmfao #pathetic
Bad girls club is getting me so pumped
if I see this sharkiesha video one more time
omg I just had an epiphany right here in my car before work . Wow I'm dumb why haven't I realized this before ?!? Better late than never
#tbh I creep on my ex boyfriends and then I remember why I left them . #TrueStory
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ your snap chat made my day
I remember when adam use to subtweet me .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ just made my day
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I CAN'T
Connor is such a mess
I will never ever forget my goalie gloves for a game ever again .
Dave Chappelle & gt ; & gt ; & gt ; & gt ;
I'm confusing Ari more and more with every snap chat
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ seriously just walked down the side walk
Good night-Can't stop laughing right now
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ you girls crack me up !!!
And there's Tex , but I forget where he's from #ForrestGump
I'm ready to meet THE get naked for Cody
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ yeah haa 4x4
The text I just it from _TWITTER-ENTITY_ has me weak
Tmlt .... And he said I should be a model #ok #nextjoke ✋
at least no one will get the same dress as me because it's ugly
& amp ; that shit smelt like fish
The cute little fish guy on spongebob that says hoopla
Two pay checks tomorrow though
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ okay fine ill text you the whole story lol race never matters to me ✌
#howtoreactwhenyouseeyourex I have no idea lol I haven't seen him in over 2 years
Grand Theft Auto 5 made 800 million in 1 day
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ not you bff
I am in awe
I enjoy saying my last name in Italian and listen to people try to say it back to me
Devin and Joe killin me right now
My moms got so many ones I'm convinced that she's become a stripper
I really want a hotdog
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I'm sorry
He said \I've learned two things tonight . That you're a princess and I'm gay . " "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ that's what everybody's told me ! but idk bc I didn't really like the hunger games .
It's past midnight and I'm still awake ? What is this
And he had pigtails
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ omg no I said literally those same exact words before she left my house
I'm too nice at blocking ppl out #ICantHearYou
My mom always requests me to play Fancy by Drake while were getting ready because that's her song !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I'm about to hit up Kathy
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ always sends me SnapChats of her eating !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ as they plot to lock you outside geography and I help
I really am an annoying person . But , that's the way I am . I'll love you anyways , even if you can't be around me for more than 30 minutes
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ that's what I got but my dad took it from me after he demolished his hash browns
So many kids on our team think I am the biggest asshole to iris and actually hate her
I am a piece of friend
\Jasmyn , just get in the cage . " "
122- we've been getting closer this year & we always talk in first hour ! We really need to \double date " ☺️ "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I've seen him spell it with a Q before ...
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahha I am dying from laughing right now
This GM > & gt ; & gt ;
Your choosing that whore #disappointed #youknowwhoyouare
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ her laugh is so evil too
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ People used to say the same thing about Stephanie and myself .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ lawlz just leave it no response .
I am literally in tears laughing right now
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahaha you really typed that for me in Spanish you did a good job though ! and gracias !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ it's always a total rager
All moved in .... Besides the couches . Those wont fit through the doors .
Oh wow you're hilarious
I wanna try out for The Voice ... I could definitely make it
I need to stop saying yolo so much
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ at least you favorited it and admitted you're the one who has a weird mind
Lol did y'all know 45 + 60 is 100 ? So embarrassing
Never did they send a cop to bob evans for the seniors
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ your tweet kinda goes along with it !
My kitty baby
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ haha Aaron !
Everyone's reaction last night when I came back from the bathroom with half my face covered in blood
I remember when Trent broke up with me in 6th grade over text .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ fuck yeah
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you're hideous for your name
Im so glad my parents decided to but GTA
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I know Lydia is from Teen Wolf but it sounds so funny
my grandpa telling me to enjoy my youth and not to settle down with one guy until I'm 25
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ sorry I'm obsessed
Only In America with Larry the Cable Guy > & gt ; & gt ; funniest shit
Saw Gary Lewis today . He was singing
Actually laughing out loud in my room in the dark right now at this conversation
Parents and I made a bet ... My aunts baby better be a boy
But there's just one person that I truly hate & amp ; could never be friends with .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ #pathetic
I'm the worst driver ever and it's so funny to me
I think I have watched the vine where _TWITTER-ENTITY_ scares _TWITTER-ENTITY_ atleast 100 times and I laugh harder every time .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I miss those days crazy adventures .. \IS ANYBODY IN HERE ?! MEALLSSSS ON WHEEEEEELS !! " Lmfao "
he's crying ... well I would be too if I smelled like pee
Doodle is jealous as fuck of my new beats
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ lol just write what I told you to write
Is it now cool to keep less than 10 pictures ?? #mustnotbecool
The fact he did it first and now everyone's doing that
My dad just sent me an old picture saying this was you in 1991 . I was born in 1994 , but okay . ☺️
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ \You're not completely a spoiled bitch " "
I changed my mind on that pretty damn fast
\If u feel something hairy like a squirrel , don't freak out it's just my legs " _TWITTER-ENTITY_ "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ oh your so funny
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ we forgot to dye my hair .. #whoops
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahaha & lt;--that's a crying laughing emoji since you're a loser and can't see emojis lol
\ & she the best with the .... even better than .... ""
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Then our men can take em on daddy play dates
holy shiit I miss you guys . that snapchat just made my night . _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ \SALSA ON MY BALLS ! " it's still in my head ... Lolol "
I get way too into this
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ your welcome☺
Going out halfway through bridesmaids is one of the saddest things ever #sofunny
#freekalli _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_
Girl Codee .
Some of these pictures . Lmfao
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I'm dead .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Wake up !!!!
blocked my aunt yesterday
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ should we have another deep convo tonight ?? Bahaha
I still can't get over how funny my yearbook picture is
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I'm judging haha .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ yeah heard they were in now so I'm all about that
Ryan's texts right now & gt ; & gt ; & gt ; & gt ;
Every guy on campus hates floor 2
Brad got me fuckin rolling right meow
David's Bridal .... _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_
Futurama & gt ; & gt ; & gt ;
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ at the time I thought I was but hopefully !
it is kind of weird
idc that hunter messed up my hand . I love that kid
Why did Mr. Shiel's son just message me on Facebook ?
I use over 200% of my battery life every day
I'm about to be that mean girl and steal someone's gift
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I'm group messaging you and _TWITTER-ENTITY_ after you finish I have the funniest things to show you about the episode
Ohh snap my grandma is getting down in the car #toocute
I'm glad I'm not the only one who has ADHD and ADD and has to take medicine for it
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ she told me she loves them
Have you ever sat in church and felt someone just starring but you don't wanna look ?
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ HAHAHAHAH !!!!
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ still no license
“ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ : _TWITTER-ENTITY_ well your tweet is irrelevant cause nobody gives a flying fuck . ” You apparently do
went to walk into my house & amp ; heard noises from my backyard in the cornfield .. swear I haven't ran & amp ; ever been so scared in my life
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ that looks delicious
The snapchats _TWITTER-ENTITY_ is sending me omfg
He sad he can't go home
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ for real girlllll . Love it .
I still have tan lines from my guard suit .
I'm not gonna get anyyyywhere
It's always the guy fault most of the time
\That's all in the past now " You're funny , two weeks ago is not " all in the past " . ✌️ "
I know exactly what _TWITTER-ENTITY_ and _TWITTER-ENTITY_ are talking about
Okay so now that I got off the couch after 5 hours , I'm gonna study for my history exam tomorrow
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ haha you're telling me !! Like , I don't even have class at all today . Who have I become ? Haha
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ and it's even scarier when you go to school there
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ fair buddies for life good seeing you tonight mal ! Miss you already !
\Everybody likes me . My names Chuck " "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I love vacations
I seriously can't handle myself right now ✋ _TWITTER-ENTITY_
Lowkey wondering where my dad is
EVERYTIME sarah says cry baby I die
Girl code talks with _TWITTER-ENTITY_ & gt ; & gt ; & gt ;
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ she's not got us fooled anymore we're big girls now !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ That was me sorry
someone's mad I'm Shane's girlfriend almost 3 years together , won't phase mee
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Stop u crack me uppp
Allen is singing ack to school , back to school my boots tied tight I hope I don't get in a fight oh back to school " . "
Cracks me up when I see guys bitching about Justin Bieber saying he's \gay " because they still dress exactly like him . Lol so #CaseClosed "
So did _TWITTER-ENTITY_ really just subtweet me about braces ? love you bby gurl .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ lmfao it is though
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ no but it's so funny
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ got that right ugly
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ just tan into a wall
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I'm sorry ky ... I just like to go hard
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ oh hell nah
OMG Branden right now
I have been craving someone to talk to .
\I'd feel so much worse about myself if I didn't have you " that's when you know your friendship is real "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ it happens
Dad was killin that Ozzy
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I try
We're buying a fat blow up sex doll for panama
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ I called y'all out
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ bahahahah I just put it mine so on your way home just stop real quick and grab it from mine 1903 yellow house
\The mayor in the grinch is an asshole , must of been in a frat ""
They are trading there food
still dying of laughter from _TWITTER-ENTITY_ snapchat video ... even though it was he dumbest thing ever
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ haha be nice
Why this nigga try to look at me like he wanna work ?
Wait what's summer reading ?....
Just saw both of my coaches and they r happy af
oh good lord why
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ photoshops > & gt ; & gt ; & gt ; & gt ; #makemyday
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I gave you a high five ! ... And the red thing was like this noise ... the high five makes ...
Jen literally makes me die
I for real love Kailey .
Once again my girls went in for a bang _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_
Still dying at one directions reaction to Miley
Ewwwwww Regina's going in the burn book oh shit
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Hahahaha . Omfg .
I'm pretty sure is in EVERYONE's recently used
So that's my third animal I've hit and I've only been driving for a year and a half
Meanwhile , youre a Shitty friend
At the rate we're going we'll never get anything done besides laughing at each other _TWITTER-ENTITY_
Really missing my AOE family #yum _TWITTER-ENTITY_
“ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ : I cant wait to watch my man kick valleys feathers all the way home tomorrow ! #LookOutSV \ You made me laughLol love you ! "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ we really are . Oh well . come see us soon ! We miss our shawttyyyyy so much !
even on the AP Biology test , _TWITTER-ENTITY_ and I STILL make the same grade . never fails .
Water aerobics here I come✌️
Hahaha _TWITTER-ENTITY_ is my new snap chat buddy
Sometimes I feel like when people tweet & amp ; say there drunk & amp ; they mess up there words I think there lying #notcool #liars
Emily is sitting five feet away from me and she says \Hayl I'm gonna text you these pictures cause I don't feel like getting up " #LazyProbz "
Dang he quickly walked out and apologized for being in the girls bathroom
Can't wait to hear Logan's excuse on Monday
Let it out baby
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ that's hilarious !
I can't deal ! She is undoubtedly my little sister ! Oh well back to sleep !
I love my mom asked if we could get white girl wasted on New Years ... she said why not
I tried scaring marissa and the dog bit her
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I'm dyingggg !!!
Lauren is casually answering question on her ask.fm The only one on my timeline
Pretty sure I can become an English teacher after this
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you are killing me with your tweets
Still laughing ! _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_
Wish I could fuck all of my enemy girls
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Thank you it's a one of a kind
Modern family is the best fucking show ever .
Dang what is kairyne on tonight ?? _TWITTER-ENTITY_
Now a real throwback Thursday would be if I did a Truth Is in Facebook .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I'm literally laughing right now . This is perfect , love you
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you are cracking me up with your retweets
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahahahaha
BRICK IS MY FAVORITE
It's moments like this where I love _TWITTER-ENTITY_ so much !! My day has officially been made !!
The fact that everybody at graduation is taking about jumping you after this
I'll be whatever you want , cause yolo
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ HAHAHAHAHAHdying #cannedbroccoli ?!
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you sound like my dad pandora weirdo !
“ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ : When you call someone ... To tell them you have to poop . ” Just did this ! _TWITTER-ENTITY_
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ y'all getting more ?! I'm going and getting some tomorrow . Livin like lil wayne the past few days #szzzryuppp
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ i'm dyin
Racky favorited my ice skating tweet thanks girl we plan a date for skating on the ice ☺️
Me and Annas conversations ❤ _TWITTER-ENTITY_
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ that line has worked before hasn't it ?
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ in his case its a chili dog eating contest no enjoyment in that
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ sorry guys it got a little crazy
\Juan direction .. That's what makes you burrito " _TWITTER-ENTITY_ "
I cried during Thor 2 .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ we will catch up ! I wanna hear all about your plans ! We have come sooo far from being nursing majors lmao
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ or super skinny
She said what the fuck did I just eat
Well what can I say I'm proud of my SeaStore _TWITTER-ENTITY_
First Thirsty Thursday with my girls in the dorm . _TWITTER-ENTITY_ #twitterlessalyssa
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ haha , doesn't that just suck
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ just screen shot a nuddie of me !!! #wtf
They smell fine . I just washed them all yesterday . Wtf
\ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ : Ummm rain ? How about a no . I've got things to do today . And the calfs and I would like to do them dry . ✋ ""
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ #ritathecheetah as a fetus
27- We haven't talked in literally a year . But remember that one summer ...
Me and _TWITTER-ENTITY_ are the funniest people , ever .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ maybe by the third day .... Haha
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ now I'm laying here awake and hungry while on twitter
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ he reallly did tho
the other guy is so funny .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ lmfao and I stomped my foot lol
Connor is being so funny right now .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I didn't think he was actually in a do it
Won't walk down the street but ill walk across campus any day for you _TWITTER-ENTITY_
You obviously haven't heard the phrase ' if you don't have anything nice to say , don't say anything at all ' ✋
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ bahahah dead .
watching _TWITTER-ENTITY_ attempt to back up outta the blue moon parking lot & gt ; & gt ; & gt ; & gt ;
I love that there's not even a softball emoji ⚾️
Hahaha just my dad and I sitting here talking about my top 10 knock downs in soccer through out the years
Lets do some finger banging .
I wanna tie you up , wanna punch your face , I wanna make you feel unwanted . I wanna hit you hard , and never let you forget it _TWITTER-ENTITY_
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ your hand isn't even around his eye
I love being a fat lard with _TWITTER-ENTITY_ #everynight
I can't . ✋
If Gina Marie cries this much for a guy she's never even kissed and known for 2 weeks , I wonder how she's gonna take her being fired #BB15
“ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ : MY RAP NAME IS SO STUPID . TYLER FOR ONE ISNT A THREATENING NAME . THEN COMMA THE CREATOR ? FUCKING FAG HAHAHA”
why this kid tryna talk to me when I'm in my class and he in the hallway
All the saint fans are bandwagon jumpers any way . Why they so mad
Blocked calls are so cute . Please continue to make my night .
Julia's sarcasm right now
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I know that
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ omg yes Kennedy so slutty
Bout to be reunited with my main girl
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ aren't they cute
I'm making oomf crack up on snapchat
there something wrong with Angelina .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ haha sounds good
lisas driving me to dance
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ i'm gonna do the terio when I light you uplmao
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ haha I laugh at it tho
\We'll there's not a moon out , but I'll take a picture of that street light and maybe he will think it is " The things Lauren says , smh "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ um I'm in the bathroom hun you want me to go to the bathroom in class !!?
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ Hahaha . Fine , jump in and then let me know how it feels . Lol
Can't wait for brighams wcw
Lol at whoever threw a smoothie at my car ... Acting like I can't wash it in two seconds
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I just cried a little
lmfao did you say crazy new year sex
you should take your own advice
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ my first bra had monkeys on it
guess i will be spending my New Years home with a cup of apple cider in my hand no drinking for me‼️
LOL my father looks like a secret agent while driving . He's so serious with his sunglasses
I wonder if I should tell the girl that you're talking to what you've been saying to me . #karma
Faizal makes me laugh so much lol
Cowboys are so bad .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ stop
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ I'll kill you
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahah that's why I tweeted it Bren ..
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ yes I'm serious
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ we look like race cars going in & amp ; out of these people !!
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ haha I know I'm just kidding but who where you waiting for ?
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ DYING AT YOUR LAST TWEET
Half the people in the cardio cinema right now aren't even doing anything but watching the movie
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Hahahaha omg I'm dying
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ it ain't that special . But I'd like 1000 .
Nothing better than watching people take selfies I'm public
Brooke's coming over no matter what and she knows it
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you jelly ?
my mom thinks it only takes like 15 minutes to do homework . i wish
Josiah's a predator
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ uhm didn't you bet on they ravens ?
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ it is pretty funny
I just got mooned
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ ballins not to much . it only fuckin KIILLS when i run , and make contact , hope i dont gotta be out for mad long
Maybe I shouldn't have oh well
Why the actual fuck did I think that was a good idea
What did I ruin
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ what a joke
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I could still load a gun faster than you Nate
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahahah he's pulling mad bitches with that gum ball machine necklace
We go to the store to get candy and Ryan asks if 16$ is enough to bring in stho much candy
Bitch please ! #ShutUpAlready #Lmao
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ A . _TWITTER-ENTITY_ I'm pretty sure I said kaelyn not you . so bye bitch . & amp ; hmm ask Toni & amp ; her boyfriend .
the things we talk about _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_
I feel terrible for you because 99.9% of Pasadena fucking hates you✌
That Awk moment when this is like the third time Payton's done her hair all year
\Massive tornado hit Moore , Okay " - _TWITTER-ENTITY_ ladies and gentlemen I think she meant OK as in Oklahoma "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ LT or did the FAG lose hers ?
Actually dying laughing at the underclassmen's subtweet fight right now #keepitgoing
Never have a mcm
My dad is going to be so mad he fell asleep watching the game
Hannah can't handle throw up . Lol . Me & amp ; her dog were both puking this morning . #PoorHannah
I can't even
It's funny that people think they are telling me things that make a difference to me
Next year for Halloween we all need to be power rangers like the good ole days . _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_
My little stepsister locked herself in a locker during my brother basketball tournament and they had to call 911 to get her out hahaha
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I know
Hope Florida is ready for this crazy bunch of 25 people
“ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ : The last thing I remember is confessing my undying love for a stranger in a garage because her hair was perfect . ”
You'd be invited if you went and got me taco bell
#ThoughtsInTheHalllway oh gosh there's mason walk the other way haha JUSS KIDDING _TWITTER-ENTITY_
Ill keep one change of clothes in my locker and wear it for the rest of the year
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ for some reason , when I read that , the song Stacy's mom popped into my head ...
Remember those times we walked home from school & amp ; would make up random cuss words , like the cool kids we were lmao _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_
Obviously no one can take I joke
hahah I absolutely did NOT burn the queso ! _TWITTER-ENTITY_
#colorado #Boulder where it's a clear sky at night and 4 feet of snow before dawn .... You think it will stop soon but nope not happening
Eric trying to prank phone all me & gt ; & gt ; _TWITTER-ENTITY_
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ thankss we're obsessed
remember when Dallas lost to Detroit in the last second ? with no snow and perfect football weather ? I do #umad #birdgangggg
Give me 3 minutes , maybe 4 & amp ; she'll be wanting to marry a nigga .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ that's the normal grading scale ???
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ this makes me laugh so hard
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ that guy
wait that picture made my hair look so much redder than it is
\Cause I'll drop that motherfucker " "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ can't believe I'm lettin you talk me into takin shots
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you just made me change mine
I love _TWITTER-ENTITY_
I am such a terrible singer
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ my hair in the picture but I miss you guys too !
Any bamers got an SEC championship ticket I can buy ?
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I just send a picture of my legs because they're more attractive than my face
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hey !! Nashville this weekend ? Probably Saturday because I work nights so I'll sleep most the day Friday
Well that was a good conversation .. Ha
Sorry for all the snapchats from Amanda lastinght . Lmfao . #toofunny
I hate my friends
How turnt up could a turnip turn If a turnip could turn up _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ as long as we aren't sacrificing black people ... I'm there
HAHAHHAHA _TWITTER-ENTITY_ THAT FAVORITE
I just looked at _TWITTER-ENTITY_ ' s dads twitter & amp ; it's safe to say I see where she gets her humor
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ its okay i showed them how it's done
Brice says to me ... \You need to be taking the notes " !!! "
Lol , why the hell would McNabb retire as an Eagle
Another one bites the dust
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I was just looking at that . That was funny
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ lol I know how to do that , i just don't have the stuff !
My mom cracks me up
actually had time to eat breakfast this morning so yay me
\ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ : I swear . If she doesn't score . No dick for her tonight . " hahahahaahahaha this made me GEEK ! Still a funny guy I see . Lol "
Saying moist pisses so many people off lmao
It's ok little kid it's only a flu shot no need to scream on top of your lungs
Lol my mom told me to come downstairs . I'm not putting pants on so no .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Anyone else on our side ???
Sitting out here on the road with a purse tied to a string .. Whenever they go to grab it , we pull it away . Scared the hell outta a woman
Do you ever go through your Facebook messages from a while back and laugh at all the pick up lines guys used ?
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ idk you come over here
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I'm so good at doing that
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ it's honestly so easy !
Can't wait until _TWITTER-ENTITY_ wakes up so I can show him the videos of his drunk ass
He left now they're talking about abs
Letting me take control during sex & gt ; & gt ; & gt ; Yesss
I just smashed my face into the grass
\This is a judgement-free zone . So here's some free judgement . " _TWITTER-ENTITY_ "
That baby commercial & gt ; & gt ; & gt ;
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I'm dying
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ just makin friends in shady places ! Bahahaha
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ whooo are you talking about ??
Really ? Lol I'm dying right now
Youngest people here by 50 or 60 years
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ lmfao it's a good thing I don't fish than
\You're already like , Indian " -Cody "
Not only did 2 girls pop their knees out of place , but also a rocket landed on our field at half time & amp ; I thought we were getting bombed ..
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ SNOW SUCKS
Watching Another Cinderella Story with Josh for the second time in a row ! He loves this movie !!!
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ I sorry tanner ! It's been a long day !
I just sprayed a whole bottle of Christmas tree scent in my grandmas house . We are evacuating
Last night was seriously crazy , but a hell of a time . #riverbash
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ yeah u and the glitter #icanthandleit
This show has me weak af
Omg family guy
OH MY GOSH AMY FARRAH FOWLER IS ON WHAT NOT TO WEAR
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ and tomorrow's revenge of the fifth
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ duct tape fixes errything !! #RedneckMotto
Sometimes annoying but I just love Kristyn and Brennan
It must taste good ...
Me and _TWITTER-ENTITY_ light grills with hand sanitizer ...
I'm getting use to it too bud
For course it's a corner store I have to come get you at
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ because you're always wrapped in ice bags
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ omg your vine videos are hilarious always makes me LOL
My grandma just now , \I won't call you this weekend because you'll be so drunk you won't even know who I am ! " "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ yes josh I know good point ! But they really haven't said anything and its Friday night
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I'm gonna shine
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ obvii haha
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I'll bring then to you soon babe !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahahhahaha . I think someone is making a joke bout you dating my boyfriends . Sounds like something Kam would say . Hah
Boys like tits . Men like ass ... like _TWITTER-ENTITY_ say it
I have to see We're The Millers !
When guys wear hooped earrings & lt ;
I wonder how many girls you've drunkenly called and cried to lol
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahahaha . Thanks girl !
If someone were to look at this convo they'd probz think something Lmao
This is too funny .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Did you ever ask little Josh ?!
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ ask is so funny
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ that's a good joke
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ oh yeah because as much as we text
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ bison block today's gonna be good
Yeah , I'm gonna go with the second one
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ I'm dying
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ It's okay we're eating lasagna now
That jersey hold was as clear as day
My pap absolutely cracks me up
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I'm so great ....
Doing all the things you do in a regular theatre when it's really just your personal theatre & gt ; & gt ; & gt ;
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ there's \in shape " , and then there's " swim shape " "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ is hilarious
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ Well now you know !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ that's the first thing that popped in my head when i read it
Alivia knows why I have her that look ! _TWITTER-ENTITY_
Oh the bottom of your pant leg ? Yeah that's the best place to put your boogers ...
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I'm convinced if I got into music I'd be successful because of the tween market
Come on TJ , I'm Kaylee ... We can be friends !
Let's give my neighbors a round of applause for finally realizing their window should say Merry X-mas instead of Merry Christ-X .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ lmao omg I seriously can't stop laughing
Why don't I remember how I feel asleep
casually just sitting here cuddling with a pickle jar and the pickles are almost gone
Seriously wore yogas everyday this week
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you can practice driving tomorrow or I'll come see you tonight
mr testa is actually my favorite person in the world tbh
That was probably the funniest thing I've heard all week !
It's unreal at how ill I get if I don't eat #oops
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ oh my goodness . I forgot about that .
#YoureMoreAttractiveIf you put a muthafuckin bag over your head
The past is the past until it calls you at in the middle of the night and you go to visit it with your pants off
A guy at subway gave me a picture of him and his number #daymade
This girl just saw me singing to myself in the car ....
Nobody panic I'm helping with volleyball tryouts . So if you really wanna make the team , come talk to me .
Mom stop at the gas station .. \why , you gotta throw up ? " no I need more dip "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ why am I tagged in this
I confessed my 9th grade crush to my crush ...
Can't even spell right
loved drivin around gettin it w _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ and caseytay today
this kid is cracking me up
When I see a skinny boy and a fat girl in love , it gives me hope
Watch oomf not come tm
I love working with _TWITTER-ENTITY_ she always makes work so interesting
Mrs Ardi is walking down the hall behind me singing toys r us kid
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Crispy happens
Still laughing at the fact that after Nicole kneed me in the head last night she goes \Sorry . I thought you were a raggedy Ann doll ""
The fact that two of my coworker locked them selves inside of the building
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ right
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ OMGGG I'm crying
Haha I think will is mad guy
How the hell you got that from that I'm not sure . Maybe you should try that subtweet again #DumbAss
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I don't even know how to work it anymore
Totally just had a _TWITTER-ENTITY_ moment from about two years ago in my last tweet !
This movie is so racist and ignorant
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I soo called that , someone owes me some money
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ omg gets me every time
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you're right , it's very manly ...
How do you plan to keep a girl when you keep touching and talking to your ex
My mom threatens to take my phone away for the dumbest reasons .. But never does
The longest yard
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ yesyou always had me geeken every time we was blowed you were like one of my favorites to smoke with ! haha always #onmylevel
\you move your feet you lose your seat .. " chels said " you move your ass you lose your underwear . " uhmm okay chels . "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ that hash tag was great !
Fat guy in a little coat .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I was literally thinking about him when I tweeted that
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ dude I was just about to retweet this . You beat me to it . And ik JV and Varsity
The video I have from last night & gt ; & gt ; & gt ; & gt ; _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ phahahaha , there is no doubt about that
I love when fans are like \she was safe " just bc she's on their kids team . No babe . She was out by a mile . Lol come on now . #easy #killa "
Ill take a liter of cola #farva
did a guy just say he was gonna hit me ? oh ok
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ lol yep _TWITTER-ENTITY_
If I ask my dad for a puppy or a tattoo , he would say puppy .. #masterplan
Lmao make the ugliest faces ever
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ naw , lol only reason we would have to lower it is because of Brandon ?
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ oh you like those white girls ?! not much has changed since high school
Literally was just about to tweet what Kyle retweeted
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ but in all reality it's one of the most ratchetest stories
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ just told me that she doesn't know what Caucasian is . and that she's not Caucasian .. she's white .
I just enjoy large hoodies and wearing no pants .
You don't text me the same way you tweet
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ when I would only give you \high elbows " instead of high fives "
i live on progress if anyones tryna scraaaap .. haha jk , fuck that
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ haha it's so old
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ please tell me why everything you own is at my house ...
Well that was an odd dream
I just uploaded the video of Maxx saying hi to me during his YouNow last night to my Instagram ... you guys should go look at it . ❤️
Money from Strangers is great
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ that's a lot of beer & amp ; dip that could be bought
I hate when people stop talking to me .
that tweet has absolutely nothing to do with to you
Guess who passed 1st semester of sophomore year ! I mean I didn't doubt it but , Huval scared me for a while !
Okay Ruby time to stop snoring an go to bed , I gotta wake up at 6 !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ lmaooo . I forreal just said I think mer is creepin on me .
Getting my phone taken away so haha don't text/snapchat me✊
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ YESS lol
Lol of course youd favor that
\People should have chips in their heads that explode when they say something stupid . " #thingsSheldonsays #bigbangtheory "
That awkward moment when ur driving and you think to yourself , \damn I'd hit whoever's driving that truck " and it's a girl from ur school "
going through my pictures from last night
My family just called me a preppy airhead . What ?! Hahah
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ your last retweet
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ for some reason I found it really funny loll
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ my family ruined it for me all the teachers even ones I don't know are like \ space ... ""
The only thing getting me through thanksgiving right now is listening to my dad's comments he makes under his breath #dying
I have a class with my ex's sister .
Can we fast forward to the first game of the season ?
Fell asleep during my SOL today #sleepdeprived
“ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ : I swear Amy has the attention span of a goldfish”
What _TWITTER-ENTITY_ just said to me
#PerksOfDatingMe you get to pay for the gas
Watching Ali try to compose a tweet and make sure every word is perfect deleting and trying again
Yesterday I saw someone get sunglasses and a mustache shaved into the back of their head
Who wants to come drink one night when the pool gets running ?
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ ooh yea I forgot she give is graph paper , thanks Jess , idk where I'd be without you
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ ur tweets are killing me
Josie just ran into a wall
I have so many pictures of security guards cause I just would randomly take pictures
“ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ : Some dolphins have been known to go on killing sprees when they are sexually frustrated . ” _TWITTER-ENTITY_ told you soo
Kill your self
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahahahah awhh you know next time we go out we'll be sure and do that !!
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ literally me too
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ I have his phone number and have been to his house
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I look so scared and the filter doesn't help
Alasyn left her toms on my porch last night .. Today , you can go swimming in them
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ what an analogy
Hahaha I just made _TWITTER-ENTITY_ tuck me in .
Who am I kidding , I've never been normal
My manager locked _TWITTER-ENTITY_ in the freezer at work
Tiffany is cracking me up !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Mrs. Guse has her own b∞ty to be thankful for !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ is such a cry baby
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ we both know that's not happening anytime soon ... YOU'RE GROUNDED !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ I am baddest bitch you'll ever know
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ HAHAA your picture
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ yeah I remember lmao I still got the video us shootin with my video cam member ?!
“ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ : So I turned my tv off last night to 50 first dates I turn it on tonight & amp ; it's on 50 first dates .... #woah ”
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ it was me lol I jive didn't even know you had a sister
My aunt just called _TWITTER-ENTITY_ BASIC BY TIME SOMEONE TELLS THAT BITCH BESIDES ME !!
Just as pumped as the players for tomorrow man
You lost !! You get to show off the bruises now ☺️
Copley said he loves me . Brb while I melt
It's 2 am and I'm hyper as shit . hahahahhaahahahahahaha
I'm pretty sure my mom hides the pancake mix from me at night so I don't wake her up in the middle of the night
The pants I'm wearing right now could probably be considered skinny jeans
The picture I just sent to _TWITTER-ENTITY_ & gt ; & gt ; & gt ; & gt ; bahaha hahhaha !
So tell me about your drugs
Nice catch Welker .... Oh wait .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ uhhh uh don't even go there good Lord .
your sooo pretty and funny and amazing at soccer ! I miss you sooo much and I still haven't forgiven you for losing me at the outlets !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ probably my hooker boots
Wait what ..?? hahahahah
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ right . I forgot I tweeted that I wanted to hair cuts in one
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahaha no ! Someone should have pulled me away last night
the snapchat _TWITTER-ENTITY_ sent me of _TWITTER-ENTITY_ and _TWITTER-ENTITY_ so classy .
This school reunion should be interesting , everyone's gonna have families and ill be the obnoxious drunk
what am I doing with my life
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ random sex with a demon hunter in the backseat of his car ? Explain that to my preacher gma ? Nah she'll be fine
\In our relationship , we're both the girls ! That's why it works ! " #Awkward #GreatShow _TWITTER-ENTITY_ "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ HAHAHHA #loveyouuuu
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ is that from today ?
That was funny as hell
its times like right now when I wanna hangout with tristen & amp ; laugh super hard with her to the point where I can't breathe & amp ; need my inhaler
It sucks to fall in love & amp ; then just die - _TWITTER-ENTITY_ #Wow
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you're little sister is the cutest . Hahaha . Shes letting me use her bracelet maker thingy .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahahah
Pftt I don't need a bike
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you got excited
My brother tried telling my mom she was going to be a grandma today .
Without my google maps I wouldn't be be able to go anywhere
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ that's what I'm saying !
Lol soon as anyone post a pic of Brent she quick to like it , or any pic he post unless I'm in it
Then Ethan's dad texts him \how are the girls doing ? " "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ oh forreal ?
“ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ : If you're dumb and annoying I probably want to have my elbow connect with your windpipe in a violent manner” haven't changed
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ how come ur not an arsenal fan anymore lol
Well that was a fun trip down memory lane
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ lol i never shit on the stupid
drunkkkk ... works gonna be fun !! haha
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ we own the DVD so she's watching it via DVD player
Currently laughing my ass off with _TWITTER-ENTITY_ while making _TWITTER-ENTITY_ lesson plan for tomorrow
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ LOL WHAT
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you're blowing up my phone for than Casey did
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I'll even get the ones I saw Saturday that look like Sanuks
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ omg are you smiling in the reflection on his hat ahahaha
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ yeah because whenever I fell it was super loud and made me feel like a lard ass cow
My sister just fell in the toilet how does that even happen
My twitter is going to be a lot more fun now that _TWITTER-ENTITY_ is back . #BlakesBack
Alright Nicole you just killed me .
#SNL On point . Hilarious
Watching the boys play basketball at lunch #toooofunny _TWITTER-ENTITY_
Just kicked that placement test's butt . Lol jk . I suck at Spanish now .
I think _TWITTER-ENTITY_ needs a big S/O for almost getting half the questions correct on the AP psych test after the curve #DsGetDegrees
#IfMyMomHadATwitter I'd be dead
I just want to be a marine biologist already . still have like 10 years tho .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahahaha praise Jesus !! I killed my hips when we did splits in modern
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ ' s tweets crack me up .
These bitches love sodaaa
All you are is immature and jealous , stop making yourself look stupid
Finally get my radio installed in my car tomorrow
I'm digging Nathan's fuzzy socks
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ NOT AROUND ME ! hahahaha
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ ily ... I'm sorry I'm just as annoyed
S/o to _TWITTER-ENTITY_ for being one of my favorite 8th graders and you're really funny , nice and pretty and I have your bathing suit still
Shelby is seriously dancing on the window to cars
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I know they do ! Lol and thats why you weren't kidding !
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA WHHHAAAATTTTTTTTTT !?
I should have done what I told _TWITTER-ENTITY_ I was going to do
Got the most compliments ever today about my hair & amp ; it was in a bun at the top of my head why do I even bother straightening it ?!
I burnt my finger on my straightener ✌
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ like when you get out of my car
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ yessss ratchet cheese
U know its going to be a good day when your laughing this hard this early #imdying _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_
Mel is going to take a bath with a swim suite on _TWITTER-ENTITY_
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ STOP IT OMG
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahaha and how do you feel about that ?
That moment when you're downstairs singing at the top of your lungs & amp ; & amp ; your mom calls and asks if you're dying ... Hahaha
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I have Seaver with you ! Good luck with am dowdy tell her I miss her
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ who your boyfriend ?
Leffews doing the end of course rap
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you should go outside and play
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ are you done or are you mad
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ it's so good so many stupid lines . \Maybe there's more to life than being really really really good looking ""
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ has a dick addiction
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ suuuure you are lol you can't see that cause you have an android !!
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ newsome will bore you to sleep
#HowIMetMyBestfriend fighting over a boy in 1st grade #regret _TWITTER-ENTITY_
My eagles beat my dad's cowboys lol
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ makes me want to get a rabbit .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ my mom walked away from me and left me in the middle of the isle alone
Cathy really just pumped my gas to an even number
My family has the best luck sike .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ no seriously
This guy is just setting himself up
Ben seriously left money in my moms car because she wouldn't let him pay for his dinner
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ lol not even that many bc nobody comes to the end of the bench
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ yeah you got her mad as fuck today hahaa
about how erika still never saw the picture i tweeted of her last night ...
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I'm done where's your interview ???
\ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ : _TWITTER-ENTITY_ Where have you been ?!? " Lol I just read that in Mrs. Weasley's voice "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ the East vs . West one
Wow i was dumb
Some of the things I send Kaleen
She really just said that
Who's finna get #john trending ?
i only slept for 4 hours but i did have a dream about oomf
You say you're going to be a hairstylist yet you call my straightener a curling iron . Think again
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ we both would not of been able to sleep if we stayed ! Haha I think he was more scared than me though
Teaching _TWITTER-ENTITY_ how to speak Iraqi this is gonna be a long night
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you can stay in shape on your own .. And I can't stand the thought of losing being fun .. Trust me ik I hate it
It's sickening how people act around here #growup
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ ill steal your breads you left at work if you do !
Just remembered that a random boy from cmu bought _TWITTER-ENTITY_ tacos from mi ranch last night
When you get in trouble for not being where you Are supposed to be . #HighSchoolProbs _TWITTER-ENTITY_
Me Kayla and my mom are all in the same room , and each of us are playing different music
Wait you're not serious right ? ✋
What an eventful night
I don't even know the kid that sits behind me and I wrote Ashley loves you all over his binder
I love how lesbo _TWITTER-ENTITY_ gets when she's drunk
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ wellll looks like the truth is out !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Yes , I know . Look at my last tweet .
Just turned my lost iPhone from 11 fest on lost mode don't worry little guy we haven't forgot about you
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ it will be the bottle of vodka ... Hopefully !
I hang out with my little sister at lunch because all you guys are douche bags and I hate you ... #MyLifeIsGreat
\If u didnt have women u wouldn't have babies which means you wouldn't have ppl " " if you didnt have men to drive the lady to the hospital " "
Thank you Tyler for having friends over , now I had to here that lovely talk of how all the boys want da booty and I need to watch out
Hahaha my sister should of never watched the conjuring ! #ohgod
Almost nothing about my life right now is the same as it was this time last year #thankgod #thankful
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ oh shush
There should be no ranking for toughness
Zack keeps mooning everyone _TWITTER-ENTITY_
Can not get over last night . We fucking died
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ it was pretty funny tho
I cried so hard though
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ lmfao . You don't get it .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ awh dang !
Emma , I just did what you told me to home'girrrl
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ how did I just now see this ..
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hit him with the #swerve
My doctor just told me I need to stay out of snow banks
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ BAHAHAHAHA surely not Grandma nut ..!?
This guy at the movies had me dying his laugh was funny as shit
Kissing the packers season goodbye _TWITTER-ENTITY_
Doing my poof/sidebun in honor of _TWITTER-ENTITY_ today . hahahaha
\Boom boom boom let me hear you say wayho " "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ it's me Hannah Cody Alex and Corey we'll come see you tomorrow !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahahah scared the shit outta me
What John just asked me
I talk about sex a lot for someone who doesn't have it often . ✌
I didn't know how crazy a girl could be until you showed up .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I'm dead . Dead like my tombie I just wanna be lazy all day . Atleast we only play 2 40s
Eddy Murphy Raw is too funny .
I told my dog he was going to be my valentine this year and he ran away .
Jerry right now
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ isn't it obvious ?? _TWITTER-ENTITY_
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahaha !
I'm a stupid 17 year old girl . Legit . Haven't grown emotionally about boys . At all .
\Ive watched 2 guinea pigs kill each other once . don't even know why . 2 yrs of living together and 1 day it just happened " _TWITTER-ENTITY_ "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ idk where the heck oatmeal came in at ...
Talking with the people in class and a guy said he stuck 3 cinder blocks in the back of his truck during the snow . #caliguy
#GuyCode , again ! with Cody & amp ; Murphy .
A little late on that favor ? _TWITTER-ENTITY_ #itsoktho #appreciateit
You have 206 bones in your bodyWant one more ?
I'm sitting next to a guy and he's been on the phone for 15min . I thought he was on the phone with his gf .. lol he just bye mom I love you
If I walk outside & amp ; it's that hot to where I'm already sweating , you will never stop hearing me complain
Who does this girl think she is
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ I bet you've never had a morning like this !
Doesn't matter if it's in the paper , on tv , they're all Anthony
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I was just going to put it on someone's muffler
We won against JV in the tournament
Guys we gotta take Kylie to seven gables
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ eat at your friends house
Seriously though ... I was crying .
I can't with these people who post ransformation Tuesday " pictures with a picture that's over a year old . "
he guy in the middle is quite the cutie isn't he " lol alright dad "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ we probably did i really don't even remember
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you're a cunt
You should Tweet more I look at your account like every 5 seconds just o see if you posted . That's not WIERD ..... ( ; _TWITTER-ENTITY_
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ how old were you in your avi
Couldn't begin to explain how much fun I had last night , I'd love to replay it over and over _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ were are you
Omg Nikki just made me crack up ..
You're such a horrible liar , it makes me laugh so hard
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ omg I could only imagine ! we used to bitch soo much ! hahaha
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ not you dyl
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ ok you have to admit that was extremely funny well for me at least
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you didn't get the joke Shelb haha
Only Suad and Ahmed can brake a hoop in 5min and then get caught
My girl answers and they be talking about vagina
My dad knows how to twerk .
Debating on whether or not to show you guys this convo me abs _TWITTER-ENTITY_ are currently having about our phones
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Omfg Amanda be careful
My drunk friends last night though & gt ;
If only you knew !!!
So glad _TWITTER-ENTITY_ hasn't screenshotted and of these snapchats
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ got a new iPhone on Christmas Eve and has yet to receive at text on it Lolololololololo
WORKS EVERY TIME _TWITTER-ENTITY_
A big chunk of my fence blew away
Tacky tourist Tuesday was a brilliant idea
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ oh my . Hahaha .
The pictures of Maria in her dads office .
\Matt Cooke is a clean player ! He changed ! " Guy's a piece of shit . #Pens #Bruins "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ ' s tweets comin strait from the toilet
I love _TWITTER-ENTITY_
My dad does something on his phone falls asleep for a min wakes up does something else on his phone and falls back to sleep
Brushing your teeth feels so cool when your high
S/O to _TWITTER-ENTITY_ for sucking at life in general . But , your ok at soccer I guess .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ people who say that just make themselves look bad sorry sir but your IQ just drops
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ the thirst though
Christian just made his banana peal dance around and said anner puss " We may still be intoxicated . "
Walked into my mom dragging a mattress down the stairs
Girl code is my new fav show
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahha hey I asked Ashlyn and that's what she said , so neither of us basically
Kim kardashians engagement ring could probably get the US out of debt shits hugeeee
My dads hanging out with Willy and Billy
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahaha oh god . Yeah , I forgive you for saying Travis Barker that was a good one
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I can't stand them you can have them
Got to meet so many ppl tonight
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ face is scribbled out of _TWITTER-ENTITY_ 2nd grade year book
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I've laughed at our conversations so much today hahaha how are we not best friends ?!
I don't want to ruin his life
I'm bout to be with the stars lol
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ yup that's about what mine looks like too
Shittiest lemonade shake ups goes to one of the stands at the Georgetown fair . Lbvs
Jkinggg i wouldnt shoot a dog
I was stalking Payton's profile and there like awk selfies of me like what was I thinking _TWITTER-ENTITY_
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ I'm dying
Based on this group message I'm assuming all of my friends are equally bored just too lazy/broke/tired/dead to formate a plan of any kind
The sea monkey has my money .. Yes I'm a natural blue ..
r.j. you gotta stopppp
He's shouting out so many people
The snap chats I'm getting from _TWITTER-ENTITY_ and his friends
Only time I seed it is on torrents
\I'm a nightmare to live with . I have compulsive cleaning , I pull my eyelashes out , and I got daddy issues . Idk what else to tell you " "
Them people who I look like they're dying when they're trying to flex
My mom and I's road rage is unreal
No boyfriend novemb .... Oh wait it's like every month .
“ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ : If I still had all my friends I've ever had .. I still wouldn't have that many friends” Cause you're mean .
ty's at my house and i'm not even home
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ that's not racist at all
He's not super furry but I'm sure some fur would stick out way more than the rest if they did it right
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ probably my most favorite thing in the world
#10ThingsILove My phone
I remember last year during the broncos game when jacoby caught the Last second TD Shelton cried
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ i knew it was you
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I need anger management .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ yeah ... They look alike you should see my dad ... He looks just like Shane and I mean you could tell we're siblings .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ lol , but that booty tho .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ girl wrecks hard on bike jump yo
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I'm sorry but i dont get it what
I've gotton so many compliments on my hair today y'all haven't seen a sock bun before ?
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you poor thing and they throw your shoes in the corn fields
Just standing here blatantly snapchatting at work , nbd _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ He likes you a lot !
The manning brothers commercial is so funny
my 1,169 th tweet goes out to _TWITTER-ENTITY_
Im like crying at what _TWITTER-ENTITY_ is saying to this random man to stop a fight
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ who knows ?????? But twitter was a great idea
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahaha I'm sorry I got your hopes up !
That motivational speech me and _TWITTER-ENTITY_ just gave _TWITTER-ENTITY_ & gt ; & gt ; & gt ; #dying
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ what were we thinking ?
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I saw that is he a senior ?
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ oh my gosh ! Hoes but its pretty good atm , you ?
Good thing I bought me and the bestie iced lattes with cream and sugar
LOL DUMBASS HIT A BENCH .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ think about it as a fat kid saying it in slow motion
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ OH WAIT . IT'S THE SAME DAMN THING
I love _TWITTER-ENTITY_
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ dude why are you stalking my page and talking shit on ask ? don't talk shit at all if you're going to say it on ask
Me and Alex are gonna get in so much trouble tomorrow
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ your twitter pic
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ 3 scoops ad a scoop under the tounge does the trick
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ they're all mutants #honestly
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahahaha ... I made ya laugh ! #NoWorries Hun . ✌
That awkward moment when you drive your old car that your dad now drives and Nicki Minaj is blaring .
Gas pedal stuck in your head is the worst . All I hear is \Slow down , grab the wall wiggle like you tryna make yo ass fall off " #makeitstop "
Collin asked if they sell guy stuff at Victoria's Secret .
When my mom tells me to shovel ...... Haha funny
Jordan wouldn't stop screaming at the movie
Lol me and _TWITTER-ENTITY_ always rapping in 6th and josh Connor said slob on my knob
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ ' s texts are killing me right now . #morphine at least the surgery went well !
I feel like if you don't live in the 08318 zip code you shouldn't go to Schalick
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hey ! I said that in my vine ☺
What is this conversation right now #ifeellikeim12
Welcome to twitter ya egg head ! _TWITTER-ENTITY_
I love Taylor and sienna
I just died reading that
Nelly does not like my neck piercing .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahahahah can you not spam her like come on ...
watching superbad .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ I'm so weak hahaha
MALIK IS KILLING ME
Rip tide twerked on me .. #what _TWITTER-ENTITY_
Oomf saying she's better now at basketball ... I'll school you anyday
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ So why waste my time with this DM ? Hmm ?! Hmm ?!
it's either you guys are friends . or you aren't . make up your mind
if you don't have an ass don't even bother trying to stick it out in pictures ' cause we can tell
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ make sure you post a picture for me to see
When I'm nice I'm too nice & amp ; when I'm mean I'm too mean . Where's the middle ? Someone wanna show me ?
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I'm dead
Ariana Grande kills me on Sam & amp ; Cat
Any guy that could deal with my family as a whole would be a champ and I'm yet to meet that person
My heels for Homecoming made me 6'4\ . And yes ... We did measure . "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ HAHAHAHA not even one letter !!!! No ragrets !!
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you're so gay
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ oh crap lol thanks tony
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ last tweet
My grandmas talking about her nice , flip phone with a camera .. She goes \it's awesome " "
Has anyone else ever heard the Dominic the Donkey Christmas song ?! Omg
I am do nervous I put my pants on backwards
I'm not going to fight with you on twitter your ridiculous _TWITTER-ENTITY_
Ain't it funny catching sneaky people
Instead of being a bible thumper I'm gonna be a notebook thumper hit boys with the book shit .
Lol because that's exactly what you're doing
I wish _TWITTER-ENTITY_ would pic slip more often . #gorgeous #themcrazyeyesthough
The instructional diagram _TWITTER-ENTITY_ just snapchatted me- made my night !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ ❤ I am so grateful for this picture ! It's unreal how much I want some !!
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ let me just drive 700 miles to get it !
So pumped for Trinidad James tape coming out next week ! #SaidNoOneEver
Wish i could get paid for being pretty
I wonder how many people actually think that me and tommy are dating
What the fuck
ellie's cotillion adivse > & gt ; _TWITTER-ENTITY_
People used to imagine that 2013 would be full of flying cars and cool shit like that but all we have is blankets with sleeves .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ yeahh he's ok tho
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ is an idiot for dropping his album the same day as _TWITTER-ENTITY_ #dumbass
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ HAHAHA
Dad told me not to stay out late because we're fishing in the morning ... I just won't go to sleep ! Problem solved
That extremely awkward moment when some rando knows more about your life than you do ...
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I hate you
I can't stop laughing about that army wife hahahahahahaha
Okay , goodnight this time .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ me too my dad would just rip my whole arm off lol
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ dad right now
Woke up this morning to Scott , wearing nothing but a towel , asking If I'm ready to get a shower .
watching the purge by myself #someonecomeover
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you drunk
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ naw you're right , you're worse . you called Tyrekes ripples !
Haha ! that one person has never talked to me since I went off on him .. #good
Baby cured of aids , it's like magic #JESELNIK
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ EVERYONE WANTS ME
Stepbrothers is hilariou
& gt ; & gt ; & gt ; when I'm face timing Colton and he asks it he has any bats in the cave ! #hahahhaha
I just heard my dad open a beer ... He's in the shower .
Angie's cat stories are too funny
only mowing the front lawn because the backyard takes to long
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ let me guess , _TWITTER-ENTITY_ showed you this ? He makes me blast it on repeat in the car
Fucking with peope
787- the stuff you put on the Internet is a little risky but I love how you don't care , you make me piss myself love and miss you sexy
I got into a bar last night using _TWITTER-ENTITY_ school ID
Lol at Winston who thinks high school football prepared him for the noise he's about to face at Death Valley
When your best friends brother fixes you a drink > & gt ;
My grandmas asking me how the lung doctor is gonna know what's wrong with her . He's a doctor grandma .
Taylor is going shopping for me and I keep telling him to take me with
When Devon lived with his parents they saw scratches on his back and asked where it came from . He said him and Caleb went in the woods
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ & gt ; & gt ; & gt ; & gt ;
Bad Teacher is on
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you're not mature enough for that hour .. _TWITTER-ENTITY_
That was Chris's first tweet in 5 hours . He tweeted JUST to be mean to me .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I promise I won't lol don't change either
When people post pictures of their tattoos that were obviously done in someone's basement & gt ; & gt ; & gt ;
The only kids I can really stand to be around is my nieces and nephew . Smh
They just watched that ball drop .
\Let me check with my wife first so i dont get my peepee smacked " #whipped "
If anyone's got an old iPhone they aren't using and will let me barrow PLZ help literally cutting myself on my phone
I'm going to be so screwed if we have school tomorrow ❄️ #snowdayplease
Today's been filled with so many awkward moments .
Listening to rack city brings back so many memories
That moment when Brooke eats shit running after Amanda down the hallway . _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_
in the car tho ...
How do you make your nipples hard
“ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ : On average , it usually takes 17 months & amp ; 26 days to get over an ex in which you were in love with . ” Well shit
\If I still smoked pot , I mean , if I ever tried pot , I could eat a whole ice cream cake " -my father "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ we so need to do this
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ HOLY SHIT . I'm dying .
Every time I see Jacob regan all he says is \don't punch me " sorry dude "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ oh . hahahaha .
My little brother wouldn't cuddle with my mom , so she have him a wedgy
You can't win with cheating
Yup just saw you run into the pole cause you were texting
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ needs them Lamborghini doors
\I wanna go to Michigan ! I wanna pluck apples and pick apple cider ! " "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I used to have a huge long list of them
bitch cracks me up
New Years last year & gt ; & gt ; & gt ; & gt ;
Lol at _TWITTER-ENTITY_ giving me relationship advice last night
Morgan is our bitch , making us brownies . ✌ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ that was me
So today , I made my grandpa laugh so hard his dentures fell out ...
\Fries or tots ? " Mom : " OH MY GOSH , TOTS ? I LOVE TOTS ! " I think I get my enthusiasm for things from my mom . "
I will be looking fresh/snazzy this weekend
Thbak you _TWITTER-ENTITY_ for hitting me today in the hall .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ ikr good luck switching like every class is full
She on vine laughing like a little kid
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ exactly the point i suck
OMG this movie reminds me of the guys do much
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ but you like calling me while you do so you not lonely
What if jokes on us and the administration covers graduation stage in soap and baby oil
Jon Jon in Spanish is so funny . Dide doesn't understand ANY question the teacher asks the class or him
\I want ice cream .. omg and you have cereal .. " ok high ange "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ nobody will ever like you . You're too gay
“ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ : It's depressing to think there are people in this world who have a favorite Kardashian . ” I do ...
My dad is totally hittin on Malias mom
im laughing so hard rn !
0019- youre an amazing friend . buut you have a thing for my mom & amp ; thats a little weird but thanks for always being there
Yep , it's official mom & amp ; dad have had to much to drink . Mom asked where the cat was .. we don't have a cat #ohlawd
Oh man .. You're pathetic .
Eric & amp ; Jacque break one door ... 2 seconds later break the other door . OMG drunk people
shaiese always knows what I'm tweeting about
“ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ : I'm actually not funny , I'm just really rude and people think I am joking . ” _TWITTER-ENTITY_ so u !
I always look so ratchet wtf
I love all of _TWITTER-ENTITY_ tweets about Disney , she's so cute
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ no .. a different one haha
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ LOL . Yes u did . i hate them Little less than the rangers lol . You guys come tied first with flyers ! If they're still a team
Coach said to bring our tennis shoes . HA _TWITTER-ENTITY_
Thank god I write out tweets get them off my chest then delete them because at this point I don't have a filter lmao
Guy just asked if I would trade work for some Disney tickets
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ no seriously
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ that was beyond PERFECT
alone at the diner listening to these Irish people argue about soccer across from me obnoxiously , also see a guy with a redskins jersey
Does anyone have a stool ?
I think the highlight of my day was watching coach pat do the Terio #ohhkillem
I'm just a bundle of emotions today . ☺
True friends pull each others pants down when their nails are wet #IHaveTheBestFriends
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you just don't got good taste in shoes
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ your not end of discussion
Girl beside me is singing \Hey squirrel , you make me wanna write a song .. " "
Aww _TWITTER-ENTITY_ is over here crying at the thought of me leaving soon
I love him but I only had sex with him once These people tho
Bad grandpa had me dying last night
Lol I love when people hate on gauges and I'm just chillin here with holes in my ears
Dat hoe was sexting Trayvon
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you know you miss me always touching your butt in weight lifting
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ the picture of me
Lindsay is seriously the words funniest person !!! She's so funny
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ well I guess winning all conference as state doesn't mean anything so you right boo
I guess I just have to move on to the NEXT one
Imagine I work at night shift ?? I would get bitches easily cause they be drunk all the time
I love Ju
i love when i get so tired that everything becomes hilarious
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I had to lolol
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ because I'm just stating the obvious
I LOVE YOU we need to talk more . & amp ; hangout sometime . ❤
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Hey ! That was not my night
This night tho
dev got big faced last night , then stood there and laughed
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ my friends know me so well bahahaha
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ ant your picture kills me
Sometimes I feel like I have so many guy friends that I'm always with I literally always think like a guy
Next Tuesday I'll be by to collect my dues from that bet #oneweek lmao
Mine and Tyler's talk right now & gt ; & gt ; & gt ; & gt ; & gt ; omfg #dead
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ I'm excited for youuuuu !! Wish I were there !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ oh yeah how could I forget the hair flip
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahah yeah yeah . But you know why I won't go .
Shoutout to my family for laughing and yelling stuff at me while I'm next to the hottest guy ever on a carousel ...
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ for a second there I was like \who's my cousin ?? " But I remembered…… YOU ARE I forgot ............. "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ i Screen shotted that too .
Oh no the group message begins
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ haha I could not stop laughing !!!
trying to marry me at 12:03 #TANL
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ you two post some of the funniest shit
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ ur name #priceless
Lmao this mother fucker just got found out #GameOver
Debbie Downer sketch at Disney is my all time favorite ! #SNL
hahaha _TWITTER-ENTITY_ is on the phone with the owner of rockabelly and she's on the toilet
just got home . fuck school tomorrow .
My brother is piss drunk and it's the funniest thing
Ah the conversations that go on in the kitchen at work
I sorrrrrrrrrrrry ! I got caught up with the lady on tv and my swimming pool of my bathroom got you in a sec ! _TWITTER-ENTITY_
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahahaha thank you ! And that was no present ! That was pure talent on my behalf
It makes my mouth sad when people don't salt things correctly
I've had my jeep for how long and just tried to get gas on the wrong side
Don't believe everything that comes out of my mouth cause ! #CantBelieveYouBelievedMe
I literally just sent that picture to every single one of my single friends
I've been kinda shitty to _TWITTER-ENTITY_ lately . Haha oh welllll she always a dick to me !!
\ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ : Don't you hate it when you offer someone food , and they say yes . ""
\They say they love you , they just loved your car . " _TWITTER-ENTITY_ "
Nicks face in my Avi
Oh welll not my problem
And getzlaf comes back and scores . Nice recovery
I have a kid bible but i had it since 2010
Some guy just walked up to me and _TWITTER-ENTITY_ & amp ; asked us to come play corn hole with him tonight .. Poor fella had pepper in his teeth
Patrick the star & amp ; lives in bikini bottom under a rock _TWITTER-ENTITY_ HAHA I can't breathe right now
Didn't do anythig
So _TWITTER-ENTITY_ is super funny in English
I remember when I played Xbox I would get so mad I'd almost break the tv so my mom would take it away from me #rager #Madieprobz
I'm on the moon fishing .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ FUNNY
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ just liked 80 of my insta pics
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Your music is AMAZING too ... The Way is my new jam ! Lol Just wanted you to know that .. Have a great day ! #loveyou
I can always tell and love when _TWITTER-ENTITY_ takes _TWITTER-ENTITY_ phone
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ that whirlpool commercial
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you don't take selfies on my phone ! But trust me I have some pictures of you
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ right !! Who does that ?
Lol what if she woulda ran Rick over ?
my life is over LOFL WELL I HATE YOU TOO SO WE'RE EQUAL BABY BOY
Referee Makes a Stupid Call Automatically #Fuck That Reff
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ thxs honey , but lol no
Fuck my love life
In order to be a whore guys actually have to think you're attractive enough to do things ✋
everything I tweet about you is so funny cause I used to do it right in front of you and you had no idea #idiot
\Do you walk at home ? " " I'm not walking home ! My car is parked outside ! " Lmao , bless elderly patients & amp ; their horrible hearing . "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ ! Haha that cracked me up !!
People that think they have awesome taste ... But don't .
Brian ran across the winco parking lot so fucking fast omg
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ and mine snapchat war right now
I hate Abbey so much
Thank you _TWITTER-ENTITY_ for spraying me with water
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ noo . No i think its only you
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I love how someone whose team isn't in a bowl game is making fun of a team that is
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ HASHTAG HATE
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ that was a good one !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ ill see if I like them when I'm there
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ I think I'm gonna get rainbow ones tho
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ and you could see that emoji how ....
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ apparently 1D fans are supposed to release red balloons at 8:55 pm ... Sarah is currently walking to the store .
Jill ; Dads Not Home . Me ; OMG ! maybe he went to buy me colored eggs or something * I Have No Life *
The fact that _TWITTER-ENTITY_ retweets _TWITTER-ENTITY_ at least once a day
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ lol it wasn't his fault you are shit
The text that _TWITTER-ENTITY_ just sent me > & gt ; & gt ;
pretending tho throw up while the bus drivers talking & amp ; freak her out
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ what's your snapchat ?
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ this would be the perfect moment for a middle finger emoji
Calvin just got his saxophone on Thursday and is now suggesting some of his music might lighten our spirits .
\ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ : Thinking about the things _TWITTER-ENTITY_ was saying at the train station before Luke " should I kill myself now or later "
Apologizing in advance for the amount of photos I'm going to be positing today . #TouringColleges
Karmin just said her job is to turn straight girls gay
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ and I laugh at the stupidest shit all the time
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ this is so very very true ! #ShouldveKnown
Must be your ass cause it ain't your Face !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I know right ? #hatersgonnahate
What I just sent mya
That's actually hilarious
Pottsville can't even score on Weiser talk shit now bitches .
It's 1:30 and Kayla and I are still laying in bed
This time I have a candy cane to stir my hot cocoa with last time I had to use a pen lol
I've gotten asked so many times why I'm in such a good mood .... Wouldn't you like to know
I knew it was over when I sat down on the ground that's like my signature thing I guess idk
Who is this
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ best joke I have ever heard of in my life !!!
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Dell is fucking amazing lol . my laptop didn't last too long tho
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ and I's snap chats right now
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ We found your body guard✌
The reason why I'm in the bathroom for so long is only because i sit here on my phone tweeting about why I'm in the bathroom for so long
Literally the dumbest thing I've ever witnessed In my life is this train bullshit . Might aswell mess around with it #WheresKansas
Ahahahahahahahaha its 3 o'clock
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ IT GETS FUNNIER EVERYTIME !!
LOLING all over the place rn
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ you guys ' tweets are making me crack up .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ We are taking pictures !!! Most of them will probably be awkward
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ her heating pad I feel her pain
I have to wear 4 fuzzy socks because I have such poor circulation from surgery and my foot is still freezing
SNL > & gt ; & gt ; & gt ; & gt ;
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ . I wonder if Zach would take that job over gettin on that ladder again
Noone should hold your hand while peeing on a stick because they wernt hold you hand while riding his dick ! _TWITTER-ENTITY_
me and chris beat the crap out of each other , until one of us has a bruise .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ i got it tn booboo
\Eats a lot texted you " -Trevor . _TWITTER-ENTITY_ he's referring to you ...... "
I didn't know I could have only Bestfriend
I know everything .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you mean doing my whole essay ?
8 - you're cool ad smile a lot !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahaha whatever .
These old people at the gym & lt ; & lt ; & lt ; & lt ;
Getting lost mass maritime with madison #thelife
The commercial where the guy asks the little boy to say the biggest number he knows & amp ; the boy says  " gets me everytime "
I hate how these tow truck drivers think they're like cops or something like sit down you tow cars✋
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ u was high . I think . I thought u was gay for lik 2 days
that was a joke .. awk
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ did you just quote Britney spears ?
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you have a drumstick and your brain stops tickin
Thank god all my exams are over with ! Now ready for tomorrow . Ready to get these teeth pulled
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ OMG KINDA
A Haunted House > & gt ;
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ really just sent me a snapchat of him singing Taylor Swift
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ their faces just make me laugh
Watching a VW bug accelerate really fast is the one of the funniest things I've ever seen
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I remember mine too 6 years ago
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ Brooke I think you and I are the only ones that know , And you didn't even see the ratchetness when ya left
Facebook is to parents now as Facebook was to us back in the eighth grade
Uhhhh ... I'm so annoying . I feel like if I do anything that it's annoying everyone . So at school I'm like : Nope . I'll be in the corner .
Lollllll at the amount of people _TWITTER-ENTITY_ and I have convinced that we ccidentally got the same bed set " "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Haha I can see you gettin ratchet in the mommy mobile . Hey at least it's inconspicuous ..
#IfWeDate You better turn to prayer for guidance cause I will test your patience ...
Everyone in Denny's are looking at us .
Playin \Im going on a picnic " with these kids they too funny , we all need to go to bed "
Attempting to fit 10 people in my beach house tonight this should be interesting
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ nothing happened . I'm watching a movie . With my 80lbs dog on my legs and my cat on my shoulder . Nbd
This group message with _TWITTER-ENTITY_ and _TWITTER-ENTITY_ right now & gt ; & gt ; & gt ;
\My secret ? Porn and carrots . But not at the same time . " "
\My dad always told me that girls who drink beer show a sign of education because that means they've been to a university . " "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ But I sure can drop it like it's hot ! back in the day
Running adventures at State Farm fields with _TWITTER-ENTITY_
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ he did one at the state fair and I didn't realize it until 6 months later
my obsession with robby is ..
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Well it's good to know it only takes that circumstance for you to talk to me noga✋
why is jessica watching last house on the left if she's gonna talk to the tv like
And you said i was immature
I am watching YouTube videos about weave , I have no life . #whenboredomstrikes
Petri land before time . ✋I can't
Grilled cheesus ! OMG I love glee .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ everyone knows
the snapchat _TWITTER-ENTITY_ just sent me . #landshark
when i needed my glasses my mama was so worried about my eyes she wanted to buy them glasses that turnt to sunglasses when you went outside
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ yeah . Pretty sure she hated me too . Shit she's probably glad we don't hang out anymore .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahaha omg ab3'ak call me ASAP !!
Wonder how many girls are getting sloppy drunk tonight
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ well apparently you just won a free game so you won't be bored
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ remember that guy you kissed over the summer ? and we lied to his girl about it ?
Watching Guster and his dad fix his car
Drove past an old man smokin a cigar in his car . I gave him a thumbs up and smiled and he looked at me and shook his head and took a puff
Laughing to myself remembering last night right now #toogood
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ thanks !
Me and _TWITTER-ENTITY_ should not go anywhere without someone to control us , I swear
Why are we talking about this ?
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ no way ! Lol I thought I was the only one that watched this
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ this is the best thing I've ever seen
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I'm doing it on purpose
What just happened .. _TWITTER-ENTITY_
This couple fighting in the student center is seriously cracking me the fuck up
How you hit me up asking to be in a relationship only for the summer ? LoL ................. My people's keep me live that's forsure ...
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ he Hates country yet he is country #makessense
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ what a fucking dumbass she is . #ohfrau . #whatwillwedowithher
It's like her new obsession to look at boobs now
My mom just ran a mile so proud
it won't last long
I would get up and study but fuck that
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Avi > & gt ; & gt ; & gt ; & gt ; .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ that's so perfect because my manager told me the other day \I don't care what anyone says violence is always the answer ! "
Probably not going to happen though because that's managing like 48 tweets a day
My grandmas rappin Eminem .
I love my family but sometimes I can't handle them #laughingfordays
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahah yes !! Our lives exactly
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahahahhaa I love u
Some guy at royal farms apparently just \hey mister "' d my mom . "
you're a lil shithead but I love and miss you
Fell asleep on the couch and slept through the beginning of the storm I'm pathetic . #BedTime
Ima take a shower then upload a pic
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you were obviously salty if you made that tweet
Pretty sure I honked at _TWITTER-ENTITY_ grandma last night because I thought it was him getting something out of the car
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ haha we really did crazy how boys and basketball can make you act
My political textbook made fun of people who watch The View . HAHA
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ SO GOOD . You were the best
Why tf would you retweet that ?
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Hahahaha no problem
\Braedon you were an accident . Someone poked a whole in dads condom " " Connor you're my twin brother so ... " I cant "
Shoutout to all y'all screenshotting my snapchats .... yes my mouth is numb so fuck you guys lololol #loveyas
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hilarious .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ This fits our whole life description in 140 characters or less . \ud83d��� "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ just stop
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I should have handled business yesterday but I might just take a trip down there again just to show you I'm about it !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I mean come on they shouldn't get mad
But wait ... I'm letting Evan drive my car ... he gets us lost two times and almost wrecks . Lol
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ GO FIGURE .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ BOSS MAN JUNIOR OH GOD I HAVENT SAID THAT IN SO LONG
Lmfao seeing that made my night
Alyssa : I'm not getting ready for anything so you and Mikayla can be the pretty , amazing looking people . _TWITTER-ENTITY_
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ that's not what you were thinking earlier
So Morgans mom knows me as the sloot
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ idk I just find it hilarious nice to meet you I'm summer ☺
The struggle _TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahahahha
Loling at all these girls that got promise rings for Christmas
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ it's okay , some people make mistakes
popped a cookie , I'm sweatin . double stuffed and I'm flexin
Debating watching friends with benefits for the third night in a row
Haha that's funny !
I literally fell up the stairs and I'm fairly sure I broke my finger . This is why my parents shouldn't leave me alone
Everybody _TWITTER-ENTITY_ sucks at spinning a ball on her finger
Okay now I can't stop laughing
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ lol our life in a picture
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ haha never
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ idk what that is
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ it wasn't Ted
I heard the most outrageous thing today .... Someone told me they heard that I got a White Boyfriend
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Arbitrarily since there were no divisional nor sectional meets it's not a complete picture , but we like it
I love when I'm playing with Nicole on the her bed !
I would never watch the VS fashion show bc then I'll just feel that much worse about myself
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I got youu , give me a sec
It's colder than a witches tit outside .
I remember when _TWITTER-ENTITY_ would always set me up on blind dates .....
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Omg , thank goodness , i didn't think it was gone work out , but as long as your okay with it ... Baby
Group text right now & gt ; & gt ; & gt ;
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ he ran down two flights of stairs lol I'm like dude I killed it haha then he wears a polo and sweats everyday
I dont think _TWITTER-ENTITY_ will ever trust me with her phone again
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ y'all both suck
I quit my job today ... After two weeks
yoga pants also known as shit splitters
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ kiss and aunt .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I'm your girl . What time you work tomorrow ?
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ just ignore her
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ find out what school he goes to !! Have Sam ask
Just found out my dad had the same high craving for Cheetos as I do now Haha #genetic #daddysgirl _TWITTER-ENTITY_ cheese fuckies
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ OMG I know ! They don't even know how to catch a fly ball !
What would I do without Avery tho
I like how every time i see _TWITTER-ENTITY_ we don't even say hi .. we Just make weird faces at each other ..
Nearly die from laughing every time I see an old picture of _TWITTER-ENTITY_
\Don't you just hate when you're brushing your teeth and you brush your face ? " Hahaha suuuure Taylor ? "
Harvey just made that guy look so dumb
i took so many cross eyed selfies and I keep looking at them and just die .
Why you try to make him jealous is beyond me ... please stop
Cass I seriously was going to tweet something along the lines of your previous tweet
\Morgan and Sydney are literally the 2 NAF twin sisters from A Cinderella Story " -LD12 "
My sister has been using shaving cream to clean her face thinking it was medicine my mom bought
Making bridesmaids references at a 4 star restaurant ... my mom and I don't get out much
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ oh my gosh , yes !! your tweets make my life every day ! you're absolutely hilarious !
When you have that one friend who always sends you the most random snapchats _TWITTER-ENTITY_ & gt ; & gt ;
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I thought you were wearing hoop earrings
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ gossip girl
Always the best thing to catch up with _TWITTER-ENTITY_ so lucky to have her around since freshman year . \Man-children in disguise " "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ moved on to bigger and better my friend !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ it's totally fine and not disturbing ... NOT !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ Shannon see you soon pretty
Sitting here wondering why me and _TWITTER-ENTITY_ aren't comedians or vine famous
The last bite I gave _TWITTER-ENTITY_ last night
I'm not gonna tweet what I was just thinking
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahhaha but then you could just knock someone out if they didn't listen !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ That's true but still so mean haha I still don't believe that so I'm gonna buy you a booster seat
I feel sorry for Tay's baby .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ ohhh god . Hopefully not a repeat of last year
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ awwww . it was a fun time nice twitter name btw I seriously love you
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ yes . It actually can . LOL ask some people . Like forreal . But omfg that quote right there
So I think this summer for travel ball we should go to Texas .......... And it's not just to see/meet my wife _TWITTER-ENTITY_
I prolly just scared the hell outta him he prob thinks I'm crazy #oops
I'm a cripple now _TWITTER-ENTITY_
My dads across the street and im annoying him by sending him selfies
HAHA just called me out and said \I don't love " truuuu "
That awkward moment when someone tweets about bitches and were the bitches they're talking about ..
Is your name wifi , because I'm feeling a connection
DaCosta took a turn doing it then turned around to look at the linemen who was doing nothing and went \what the f ? " "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Awe , how cute #dumbasses
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ woo ! And _TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahahaha
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahah amen girl ... my last tweet basically sums up how I feel about that
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I want to watch just to see how idiotic it is
Really good practice other than getting kneed in the lip !
The snapchats _TWITTER-ENTITY_ sends me
I'll probably love my dogs more than I'll ever love my boyfriend .
“ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ : If I ever get this whole screen shot thing on snap chat figured out I will have black mail on sooo many people . ”
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ ..... Good
I totally wish i could show half the world what me and my dad text about , but i would be disowned by many
Dude just said 100 goals for Crosby today hahaa
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ nicee man !
“ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ : Someone just needs to feed me and feed me fast . ” this is how I feel too though
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ chill chill it isn't a jump suit !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ is the funniest person I know
I find myself dancing in the shower now that I have a life proof case #oops
Holy crap ! I'm talking to _TWITTER-ENTITY_ I just realized it to _TWITTER-ENTITY_
I've been in college for almost a month now , and it still hasn't hit me that I'm never going to Baldwin again #ohwell
4 girls on one couch
I can barely run as it is
QA and KI sometimes argue over the dumbest things
The things _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ and I do
It's homecoming night ... Just be safe
I just heard Heat of the Moment on the radio #Asia _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ THANKS .
Jackie loves my ear jokes . _TWITTER-ENTITY_
Love the way I spit so I make the pussy gleek
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ At night ud camouflage . Until then
Nobody has said anything to me , so I'm cool with everybody or y'all or just scary
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ finally !
How you gonna tweet about me like that ? I tell you to shutup for a reason
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ if I do I'll make sure to by you flowers
Thats so wrong butt funny
At 75 years old I learned how to play beer pong ... Things my grandma says
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahahahaha that's what I said too never thought I'd see the day !
When I was little I thought I had a good voice so I would sing karaoke and record myself turns out my voice wasn't as good as I thought
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ i hate you
Haha all my friends are busy having lives and I'm just laying on the couch waiting for them to text me back
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ your tweets are seriously perfect
Why are _TWITTER-ENTITY_ & amp ; I sleeping so pin tight on this futon ?!
Just go with it is on
It's sad that I have more signatures in my middle school yearbook than my senior yearbook
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Oh . My . God That's so terrifying
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I'm crying right now because I'm laughing so hard . He's going to love my letter
My 8 year old brother just peed his pants and dying
This lady has dropped mashed potatoes on herself everytime she has taken a bite of them
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ keepin it real since 97
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I have a hoodie sweatpants & amp ; boots on
When a guy thinks that making fun of a girl makes him cool to his friends
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ yes your cheeks are all swollen !
First class of the semester : \The French would have nothing without their baguettes " "
When people talk about sharing lives with someone special then I think that means sharing my tequila then I think no
They're coming out with #AHauntedHouse2 !!! _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hey marissa remember when you texted me an it was my brother
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ i really do bc my guy bestfriends are good for nothin unless i want somebody beat up !!
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ i will slice it in half
Never a dual moment in this house
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ She could not teach for SHIT when I had her ... Easy on the eyes but thats about it
The Somalian pirates episode of South Park
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Id honestly tell you to suck it up and not be a puss
Julia gorilla glued her fingers together .
My little brother always calls me young blood . ?
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I'm glad I'm not the only one who noticed that
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ YEAH RIGHT !!! You're not nice you're low key that's all ,
Kara just fell asleep
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ i figured i still wanna go lol
My dad can't watch the race
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ please come try something .
Some girl on the elevator just told tyler he has to dance with me next time
man I picked the wrong week to stop doing heroin . _TWITTER-ENTITY_
Turning my tv off , how the fuck is that a flagrant ? Soft ass nba
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I could SELL you a VW ... I was neutral bombing it today so you have a reason to swap transmissions too
“ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ : Ive come to realize that _TWITTER-ENTITY_ wasn't kidding she actually is a cat in a human suit ” haha this is the best !
maybe because it's zoomed in on her standing with other people
Al and ju are probably so annoyed from this group message
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ they're such mean people !
Seasonal passes for the struggle bus _TWITTER-ENTITY_
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I've been on pain meds for a week , believe me when I say I don't care about anything at this point .
Atta boy Yeldon ! I love it !!
“ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ : My girlfriend got mad and told me that I treat her like a child . So , I gave her a sticker for standing up for herself . ” Omg
I'm really weak tho !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ omg I'm so confused tonight
People are still in school
My bed feels soooo weird _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_
Hahahhahaha this isn't awkward or anything .
I think it's hilarious that on Halloween we have our bones test
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ love dad
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ yeah .. Uhm .. You hardly like anybody ... Hahhahahah
That account is too funny . I know someone for every tweet✋
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ when I come to the burg you be off in the cut somewhere
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ lolololol someone's dumb
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Minnesota is too far
Last night I witnessed jack knock someone out
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ killed me !
I didn't know if I actually got woken up at 7:30 am by _TWITTER-ENTITY_ & amp ; _TWITTER-ENTITY_ or if it was a dream but it definitely happened
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Jabari you do that all the time !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ tweets right now & gt ; & gt ; & gt ; & gt ; & gt ; & gt ;
So funny how you lied
Never a dull moment with my cos babies So who liked the cold ?
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I miss the donkey one
anytime everyone is tweeting something the same , _TWITTER-ENTITY_ always tweets it but funnier . #ImMexican .
\If he was a dog he would be a Chinese Crested cause his attitude is so ugly ! " - _TWITTER-ENTITY_ I love my coworkers ! "
I feel like girls skipped school cause most the boys are gone #wow
Lol _TWITTER-ENTITY_ Hall flipping everyone off after his ejection
When people talk shit on you and it your significant other and still try to be your friend . #HahaNo #BuhBye
Emilio's snap chats though
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ ohh idk who that is haha ! But i still cant get over the fact tht she ripped her freaking pants doing toe touches !!
Haha no thank you . #SitDown
My dad just watched the Spanish drama channel here at the hotel and watched it for a long time before changing it ... #roadtrip #lovefamily
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ that was my friend sorry . I didnt know she posted that . But txt me i have and invite for you !!
Shout out to all the home boys who have had their car had for years and it still ain't theirs
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ well , they were on a song , but still ! Who says that ?!
The amount of doge pictures sent between _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ and I & gt ; & gt ; & gt ; & gt ;
My outfit looked a lot better in my head than it actually does .. Oh well
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ oh god you dont get it nvm
HAHAHAHA _TWITTER-ENTITY_ you trying to sing asap rocky i can see you reading the lyrics bud nice try
I freaking love _TWITTER-ENTITY_ & amp ; _TWITTER-ENTITY_
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Whatever works I guess
Chris is SO jumpy when we're outside at night
Just looked at myself in the mirror and realized exactly how much my family loves me . #ratchet
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ idk either
So apparently I had a drunken argument with someone this weekend about who was more black #typical
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ team sext me anytime Brett
Dang it . Now I have to put my clothes back on
All I know is ravens are in a better position then Houston for the playoffs
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I miss your beautiful brunette locks
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ MEH I wanted to do Quest . Oh whale . Sweet ! I've wanted to be in Sacca J since Sky 2
\A mean girl is a nice way to say fucking cunt . " #GirlCode lmao "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ glad I could be of assistance
Mr. Jerry Just Asked Me Why The Bus Got So Quite When Bethanie Got Off , #BestFriendProbs _TWITTER-ENTITY_
2 chainz you make me laugh man
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ im dying .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ remember we went to Jordan landing and got rice ?!
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ omg
To be honest , I can hear you whisper in the other room ! Not sly .. ✋
Sydney is getting bashed on for that tweet
\What a teeny lollipop ? " ... Umm a small lollipop mom . Gotta love girls day . "
hen Mindy came knocking on the door .. and we couldn't get rid of her ... now we have four children living in the house " "
That Weeden interception was so pathetic
“ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ : If you love something set it free or cripple it so it can't get away” oh my word
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ I think I would crack up every time I said his name
When herbie gets a boner childhood ruined
“ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ : If we have school someone should pick me up My cars not going anywhere ... ” #ifeelyourpain
\Turnip on myself ? " no mom .. "
waitttt I asked her if she was hanging out with John kerrrrr I can't .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ I really am .. They had me doing shiy for them all last night and the day bf and shiy .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ THAT is why you tweet about it so much .
Trynna fix my roots with peroxide and lemon juice
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ your so weird
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ love you tooooo !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ she's sweet anyways we wouldn't even have to j her
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ the wrapper HAHAHAHA
\There's this huge kid , and he has like so much fat on him . He sat at me at gym class , and told me who would change my name to Pablo . ""
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ ast I'm getting sexual " HAHAHAHAH "
\Yeah I actually have a hole for you right over there in the cemetery . " - _TWITTER-ENTITY_ "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I will kill you bailey Jordan ! Hahaha
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ lets go listen to the deads music to bring them back to life . Uh .
I use to get massive retweets and favorites
face timing _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ and _TWITTER-ENTITY_ was the highlight of my morning
Ralphy is gunna love his rap
So after getting pulled over 2 times in 2 different cars within 3 hours I have decided #BMWs are bad luck .
I can't even understand my dad when he's drunk
“ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ : do i really like chocolate cake better than vanilla ??? ” I thought it said batter than and I laughed bc cake batter and punch
“ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ : I miss you ... Just kidding , I'm glad you're out of my life and you can go fuck yourself . ” Lol . idk why I just laughed at this !
Probably funniest night ever
She was like , \yeah ! Like twenty times already " . "
Swear all my friends say ' Hannah your reallly not a bitch anymore , Ava's changed you so much ' and then talk about how big of bitch I was
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ No . I was thinking of Coleman .
Okay even though I use to think _TWITTER-ENTITY_ was a BIG BITCH I'm still gonna miss her . Because she's funny and she's really not a bitch
Oh my god they dragged her to a strip club that poor girl
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ I love you too girl
You wanna leave me out in the cold with the windows down ?
Seth needs to take a step back before I punch him in the face
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ nothing like Johnny yelling at u as he's driving though the only intersection of beal & amp ; were walking into bct . #WhereAmI
Lol just kidding . He called me a cunt and said I was a bad girlfriend
Well .... that was the best 5 hour phone convo ever . Broke night and enjoyed every second . Sleeping now at 6:45 am ! #toomuchfun #sosweet
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ lololol everyone is talking about going tubing that I'm with !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I can't at this is that Shaun in the bottom left ?
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ remember all guys lie it's fine ✋
I have no chill button .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ probably not
I'm cleaning because you're useless
She wants to call a terminator for this problem . Not an exterminator ... A terminator .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I assumed !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahahah brb dying
It's a school night for you guys
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ bet I can
\Thank you for letting me sit in your car , it's just so hot out there . " _TWITTER-ENTITY_ ☀ "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ gurl , you got berry cray ! Ahahaha
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ I'm an zeebra
That history class was great .
The guy across the street got mad at his wife for talking to me
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ bahahaha dude , I can't stop reading this book like forreal
Still have no clue who to ask to winter formal
Are they really trying to make MySpace come back ! Excuse me while I go die of laughter !
\Fucking hit her she's a slut . " _TWITTER-ENTITY_ funniest comment ever "
Last night was great was out all night fun fun fun ! Hmm ... Need plans for tonight , hmu ✌
When people are like \I will embarrass you & make your life hell " & gt ; & gt ; & gt ; why would I be embarrassed when nothing you say has ever happened to me ? "
Shout out to all the guys asking Erin if I hit her yea y'all are funny
ITS ON THE RIGHT _TWITTER-ENTITY_
Lol _TWITTER-ENTITY_ you guys . Fighting already ? _TWITTER-ENTITY_
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ it's so true omg
I always have weirdest dreams ...
S/O to _TWITTER-ENTITY_ I used to scare her
okay . we're officially a couple _TWITTER-ENTITY_
Wait timeout did Stew just subtweet me thinking I was talking about him bcuz that's awk
Nighty night sluts .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ stop no too good
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ make your self look like a clown with makeup
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Not my fault
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ thanks man !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ I think it was last year though when we would fight 24/7
Seriously the funniest thing ever
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ 5 yard slant , screen to Charles , repeat .
You went from me to miss ghetto fabulous , how perfect for you & amp ; you downgraded big time
Someone at school today tried to tell me Santa Claus isn't real .. Hahaha well Santa won't be going to their house this year . ❤️
Sofija it's a great picture !! I'm missing half an eyebrow tho
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ it's so funny
But you can't resist my voice
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you're done now . Go to bed quinton
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I like the twitter name
Lol whenever life sucks remember you'll die one day
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ that's true
The man Jordan be having the little girls feeling some type of way ! Man oh man !
my siblings are hilarious
watched Bad Grandpa last night , never laughed as hard
Just saw someone tweet about a ghost wipe _TWITTER-ENTITY_
I don't care if he loves me , He can even be ugly , I'm gonna marry for moneyyyy .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ damn right ☀️ I can pretend I'm at the beach
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ and there's none left so I was forced to just eat them ! they were still pretty good though
This is the BEST worlds dumbest .
Hubbard literally just taped cloth over the fire alarm so it wasn't loud
I'm still laughing about the drunk guy that was playing with my hair and smelling it hahahahahaha
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ just dropped a card off didnt realize they were #classy
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ me too . Maddy I lost that that night
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ man ! Like they don't understand that their daughter will have to respond to \LaQuesha " the rest of her life "
I'm never anybody's wcw
Fixing myself icecream & amp ; I turn around to see Logan werking " & amp ; saying " twerkin it for icecream . " Over & amp ; over . I just can't . "
\I didn't know I was funny . " -My Mother "
\I love how guys struggle with bras and girls are just like watch this one handed magic peasants . " "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ this makes me so happy
You look like a woman in your twitter pic
Some dude just ripped ass in the middle of class
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ we were all jealous tho ! You came home from New York with apple bottoms & amp ; we all went thrift shopping to find them
I just can't deal
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ your funny
Nigga said at bitches with small titties look like teddy grams " "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you may or may not look like a 12 year old if you do that ...
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you get so angry about this
Hanging with adults _TWITTER-ENTITY_
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ lol yal have fun
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ yeap ! I knew it lol
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ good to know #whogivesaf
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ it's too funny ! Miss you kiddo !
Kids who dont even box have the money team in their bio !!
There's a mermaid on the rock
I'm the pathetic one ? you're the one takin the time to ask me those questions , when I could care less
The GEICO commercial on the NHL network & gt ; & gt ; & gt ; & gt ; & gt ;
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ this chick heads weave and comes a runnin
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ yes ! How'd you know ?!
My dad's a terrible example . He texts and drives
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ LOL ... Is this about the fantasy league
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ i look like i dont want to be near you guys
Lol at Coach Anderson for trying to twerk .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Aaaaand i'm tweeting it
Lol I need to stop tweeting
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I will do my best to keep my promise
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ can you just stop ? He's suppose to be in 8th , get it right . You might as well tag me In this right ?
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ ✋ ask amber lmao I might be able to get dropped off on the way home from West Virginia .
I effing love this girl right now _TWITTER-ENTITY_ ❤
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ it really is
Jack and Jill is hilarious
Creeping on _TWITTER-ENTITY_ while she's sitting right beside me
me and my brother thought it would be okay to drive . lol bad mistake . ❄️
I don't even know where to begin with this .. #damn #idiots
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Yeah , it's totally the math problem
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ I just died omg
Y'all I'm boutta become an actor
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ absolutely nothing as usual .
I cheered him up by being cocky ...... .
such good friends , yeah right .
Joe is singing Wrecking Ball
Lol maybe I'll apply to American International because the email they sent me just made me feel so bad
Omg my mom just face planted over the suitcases hahahahahahha
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ no shit lol wtf were their parents thinking ?
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ modern day Aristotle
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ haha ! I see ur house is all decorated . Mine is too
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ we'll see how that goes
Kid in Sociology Class talking about success : There's not many Bill Gates in the world .. DUH BITCH !!!! LAST I CHECKED THERE'S ONE !!!!
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ my pic on Instagram with him the one hash tag is cc I thought no one would get it
Riley face mask super ugly
Team work makes the dream work ☺
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ please ?
I will forever love _TWITTER-ENTITY_ cougar Monday
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ wayne you're not 100% useless you're quite useful actually
jackiees screaming at my brothers rn
Still dying from Bryce flipping over Dom
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ no chance .
Stealing ur neighbors bouncy ball !!
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ just said she's buying us shots tonight with her bath and body credit card #no
Shandon never has gas
My cousin is pitching in a baseball game where Barack Obama is throwing out the first pitch , too bad my whole family hates Obama
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ what if you were born ... Bitchmade ?
302- I haven't talked to you much ( except for face timing with Olivia ) but you seem really nice
Went back to St Matthew today and some teachers said they thought we would never come back
17 ay you're my girl you're my truck love you ... We had some funny ass times ❤
Paul is so funny
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ lol you out your nose to the screen
Of all my accomplishments , beating call of duty in veteran is definitely in the top 5 #noseriously
I wish i was someones wcw
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ what's wrong ? Did it scar you for life or something ?
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ shut up . #loser
I've had a crush on him since Zathura
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Yes !!! I wanted to see what you'd say
Daiseys step brother Austin is seriously the most hilarious person ever
“ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ : #FunFact Laughing is one of the healthiest things you can do for your body . ” glad I laugh more than I need to
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ thank you
Snapchattin in public ...
Too bad I thought wrong
Kitty sheds all the time he has breakage
Riebes snapchats right now
Coolest Mormon award goes to _TWITTER-ENTITY_ I'm sorry for any other Mormons that are offended now
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ your gonna marry me ☺️
In theatre , the real drama is usually backstage ....
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ not really a fan . I don't know . I can't hear a thing that he is saying . Everybody is hating life up here .
Everyone's tweets have me weak right now
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ oh my god I want to get my tattoo so bad the legal age should be 16 !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Yes girl that too
I told my mom \who wants my cock ""
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ she's gonna punch us so hard !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ HA . Not really your lame
The text I just sent
you think i wouldn't find that out ?
Lol I'm just saying
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I was stalking your pictures and saw this . I literally laughed for like 10 minutes because I love your dogs expression
Okay soooo I'm definitely watching SNL on Netflix now
went to bed at 7 last night & amp ; woke up with over 200 text messages because I'm in so many group messages
this whole license thing is not gonna fly if i continue to eat like i have this past week like so not okay
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ omg that's concerning .... Why ?!
Girl I don't even know #loserprobs
Dude I was thinking _TWITTER-ENTITY_ ... Remember when we drank live goldfish at Lauren's wedding ?
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ AND WE GOT AWAY FROM BOTH OF THEM #thankyoubabyJesus
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ lol ill have more with me next time I come to town , also that shitty ford looked like shit in my driveway
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ so where was me and _TWITTER-ENTITY_ window paint ???
Okay , I'm done
Lmao you sound like me rhyming but I do it better _TWITTER-ENTITY_
I love Greys anatomy .. This is the 3rd time re watching all the seasons ..
Snap chatting _TWITTER-ENTITY_ is hilarious
Lol at the fights the girls in my grade get into #stfu
When Ross goes crazy in practice _TWITTER-ENTITY_
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ your teams gonna be buns next year
I just remember jesus was at warped tour crowd surfing
I love reading fights on famous people's Instagram or twitter comments
The miller 64 commercial where they're in ocean never fails to make me laugh
I missed my 4k because she won't just get over it !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ hmm ..
the things _TWITTER-ENTITY_ sends me > & gt ; & gt ;
The highlight of my night was the random dude telling me I looked sexy in paint then continuing to try and kiss me
#HowIMetMyBestFriend she was drunk and beat me with a noodle ! _TWITTER-ENTITY_
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I had to finish it
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ micro ❤
Ally was just staring at me and was like I love your nose it's like perfect _TWITTER-ENTITY_
Watch out _TWITTER-ENTITY_ you have competition Elliot just asked me out ✌️
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ it's not bad
I'm getting the last laugh now bitch !
Sam said I was too nice so I told her she was ugly better ?
the bird got stuck in my hair
My Dad is literally the funniest guy I know
I get j as mad as I did the first time when I think back on bad memories
Mikaela's mom was telling me a story but a song came on that she likes so she turned it up and stopped telling me the story
I dated a teacher in high school . Yeah , it didn't make me cooler . A lot of you are like , \That's cause you were home schooled . " "
Uh oh .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I have no people to fight
I find it hilarious that my mom used to smoke she's so badass
The Harlem shake black edition is the funniest thing ever ..
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you'll get better !!
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ we always have THE most fun ☺ effff that photo booth . Oh and note to self : never order tamales again LURVE YEW
Please don't favorite my pictures when you were just trying to be on my bestfriend a few months ago ✋
Had a dream that I sprayed a group of black girls with a hose because they were sitting on my steps
Can we talk about the time my manager was running around screaming \somebody send me more fucking lives " "
Your so two faced , just like the majority of the bitches you work with to
Lmao _TWITTER-ENTITY_ cracks me up .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Try not to wake up in your sisters clothes
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahahaha
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ it was a serious question
game tonight against Jimmy's team . Def gonna win
\Hey lacey remember me ? " " Yeah Rico we just talked two hours ago , " " I wanted to talk to u about Jo's hair " #Twisted "
Little girl just ate shit at the parade
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ falling asleep on picnic tables
Every time Zack tweets I laugh because of his twitter name
Emma talking about her school > & gt ;
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ u will understand more of what I'm talking about if u look up enegade " by jay z ft Eminem . But Eminem turns it into his song "
this afternoon went from boring to crazy in about 3 minutes
So glad _TWITTER-ENTITY_ joined twitter
\I know I'm fat , but dude he's FAT ! " -mom "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ uhhhh no ?!?! I'm just kiddingggg lolol
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ loving how i commented on both those pictures
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahaha thanks fedj
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ I was laughing so hard . I read them to Kayla . Wish I could tweet that entire convo
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Elissa ! And I also like Judd for some reason ? Haha ! It's like my favorite summer show !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ yes actually
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ as pretty as you ..? Ehhh bitch you better hope you have all A's
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ our fits of terror have to be noticeable
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ ps .. that wasn't auri we tweeted to
Bad Santa might be the funniest movie I've seen .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ YESSSS OMG I LAUGHED FOR LIKE 1000 YEARS !! It's okay I didn't get none either for mine
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ oh lord miss you , we needa catch up !
I seriously retweet everything _TWITTER-ENTITY_ tweets
Every night I stay up till like 1 texting oomf
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ omg hahah
Best pick up line re you related to marshawn lynch " "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ yeah I know
when _TWITTER-ENTITY_ finally gets a vine > & gt ; & gt ; & gt ;
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ like I honestly didn't think it was that bad .. But it is ..
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ just admitted you use dildees ! #faggot
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ haha I was kidding
Stop trying to make me jealous . Because i hate you . #js #peaceee
Is it bad hookin up with a chick with her bf watchin ?...
You're too funny man _TWITTER-ENTITY_
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ or 2 white girls running forms cops
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I can't .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ only you
That fight in the cafeteria tho
Good one .
HAHAHAHA check out Liz Instagram video you won't regret it
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ STOP COUP I THOUGHT WE WERE PRETENDING LIKE THAT NEVER HAPPENED
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ haha that was hilarious I couldn't even understand what you guys were saying
My dads old fight stories > & gt ; haha
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ omg you would , Noah
Omg this show has me dying
Lol , if a girl mancrushmonday's you , I'll kill myself . Deal ? Lmao
My dad's having a sleepover at his high school best friends house
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Hahahahha ✋ PLAN CHANGE : Jan 30th Kait will no longer be unpacking , she is throwing her BFF in the ocean to get eaten . #SHARK
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ HAHAHAHAHA oh goodness
Aw . My puppy has gingivitis .
Nevermind he does
God my tweets are so horrible
we harass the ice cream scooper boy at van daily
Stev tight right now because big Papi said fuck the tigers
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I'm too curious to not to look at them !
My jeep will be my pride and joy . My baby . I will take care of him and love him❤️
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ oh snap ! #daymaker
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ that's all you're ever worried about
BRB dying laughing over here .
The president on Scary Movie 3
I just had a double sneeze and I think I broke my back
I love _TWITTER-ENTITY_ #ThisBitch
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ just asked me what an erection is
nana sent my dad a picture of Jimmie Johnson for Christmas and he threw his phone away
I asked my boy what he wanted me to bring him back from Reno today and he said  fresh fruit slushies ! " ... #TheThingsThatMakeHimSmile ❤ "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ #everyguyagreeswithyou !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Outside the auditorium in upper gym lobby
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Noo she dyed her eyebrows
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I do now
That's a horrible idea ...
Mike and I took an SVU quiz . I got Alex Cabot and he got Dr Huang lolololol
I'm a bad person
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ stfu , they're not racist you're just bad .
Dawn budgie , that's a terrible fucking name #lmao
Don't delete your tweets ? ✋
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ different kid but him too
This 7 year old snapchatting me right now _TWITTER-ENTITY_
Everyone _TWITTER-ENTITY_ and _TWITTER-ENTITY_ are wearing the same thing today
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ oh me too that would be awesome
I feel like my sister really does like Spencer
Err time I go out you know I gotta show out !!! Hahaha
Isaac already asked me if I wanted to trade Adrian Peterson like I haven't even looked at my lineup yet hold up
I'm not attracted to many white boys . It's strange
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ the two you didn't know
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ ahaha yeah that's a no brainer but if I were you I wouldn't make it public ya might be gettin some weird shit comin to ya
\Can I use that fishbowl water to cook my ramen please ? " I love you shelby !! "
You hate Auburn because we score touchdowns ?
Our video is funny AF _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ me either . Sad life .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ sorry I'm not getting the notifications
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ airhead ass
Im surprised I haven't lost the necklace that Anthony gave me on valentines day last year , he should feel special ❤
These fags on ps3
You can pretty much figure out who I am as a person by just going through my favorites .
I'm like a mother to _TWITTER-ENTITY_
Didn't expect that one
Good times at work !! #twerkteam haha
\So is Kyle taking you to prom ? " _TWITTER-ENTITY_ "
Me and poons Eskimo brothers lol . I'm pretty sure more than once too
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ told you . I had him last semester .
I think Frankie should be cutoff from tweeting _TWITTER-ENTITY_
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahahaha literally LOLed I told you I sucked at that game
I absolutely love my dad . He's so goofy ! ❤️
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Have you even done your clothes ?!
Whenever I decide to have a boyfriend , I prefer one with a big truck
I'm stupid I know
It's funny because it's true
Funny how without makeup I look just the same , and other people be lookin dead . Natural Beauty eh ?
Nitro Circus right now & gt ; & gt ;
Of course walking infront of these black guys and they're screaming shit behind us lmfaoo trynna holla
My dad love talking my ear off
Megan walkin around with chicken and hot sauce at the gas station
Old people run in the funniest things , khaki pants and a polo lol
Can I change my name to Hanukkah Haley ⛄️☝️
when ryan gets mad about me & amp ; Ashley hanging out it kind of makes me laugh
I think it's hilarious how all of the people I've talked to from SETX today are completely unaware of the ice storm
this is to fucking great because it's not me lol
They was snapping on wild N out tonight .
Last night I remember praying and thinking the Lord for nachos and Crown Royal ...
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ fuck kacie
literally 6 minutes after and you find a new guy
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ i am supposed to carry it around just in case I need to blow at potential rapists and attackers .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ got ya
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ thanks ill get right on that one .
See ya Steelers
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ That is awesome haha
It's sad that I won't pay $10 for a meal but I'll pay $30 for a phone charger , no questions asked #firstworldprobs
Night was made thanks to the guy serving wraps . Told me I'd like the spicy ranch dressing because I look spicy
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ much appreciated #ChoppinHard
Lol the redneck I work with is a big nickelback fan
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ haha you're silly . That has nothing to do with it
\They're not .. that .. noticeable .. on your face . " #StepBrothers "
The first thing on his list is pick up the dog poop
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ and i wanted a text back
Why are _TWITTER-ENTITY_ & amp ; I such a good time
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ just , watch your back when he's around . He's dangerous .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ did seriously not know what it was ... you're retarded
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ ope greeeaaat
Dang auburn guy just talked his own man .
Android users be like \I saw the funniest shit ... but I can't airdrop it to everyone so I'll just show you on my phone . " _TWITTER-ENTITY_ "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ IM DONE
Whenever I see my dude Nate twirling the sign and doing his dances by subway it gets me every time
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ lolz I know he's hilarious
counting down the days until the Marlington vs . Austintown basketball game
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ how the fuck does that even happen ? Was he talkin shit about your puttin skills ?
Joey texted me this morning and is sending me mean messages cause I'm not replying
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ it was a little hard at first but now i got it
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hey _TWITTER-ENTITY_ go home you're drunk
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ bull you could've helped the situation .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ -\ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ just brings out the weird in me . idk . i mean idc how i act around you & amp ; cal just brings out the weird . ""
I wish Tori wouldn't text me that
We're gonna be killin at henry ford today
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ wow . Couldn't miss Mack just have told me that ? I'm over here trying to remember some story about alligators eating each other
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ couldn't have said it better
When I'm at the beach I don't have a care in the world .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ haha noooo
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ ' s snap chat story
1000- you seem like a thug
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I find it hard to believe that people would put their nose near your .
just woke up to pee & amp ; had 66 texts and 1 tweet making sure i didnt kill myself #notsuicidal _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_
i love the kellys mom so much
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I feel as if we had a . connection
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ I got something special just for you chink
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ that's awesome
This football is so indecisive on what team to go to
Lookin in my rearview mirror seeing Mom in a dwarf sized truck packed with furniture is makin this drive so much less boring
God my snap chats are so ugly sorry everyone
Pretty sure that was the funniest job interview I've ever seen . Think my dad scared the shit out of the poor guy
The snap chat video I just sent _TWITTER-ENTITY_ and _TWITTER-ENTITY_ & gt ; & gt ; & gt ;
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ isn't a cat lady ... she's a hedgehog lady
I know I am
\let's take a picture together cause you look hot today " lol thanks cj "
Coach Higgins trying to get me into doing cross country No
This dude Cassidy had PINK foamposites on in that #CondomStyle video though
Sorry if I offended anyone during the game _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ she can't see emojis she lost her Iphone and has a droid
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ haha ! Yea ... ' Born and raised ' my ass ! It's ridiculous ! Why can't people just be there selves ... Smh
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you're welcome
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ lollol but it really is !! like Brent would be stop a play to say something and someone is in the background dancin
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ My life is a joke right now
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ obviously ☺️
One time me erin and kacie went to a palm reader and they got there palms read by a ten year old
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ Joseph and those bubbles
Soccer tonight got Intense #damn
Just drove by my home away from home .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ okay it'll be next week or weekend ! And you might have to come get me ...
Whenever I can't sleep or have a lot on my mind , I watch _TWITTER-ENTITY_ ' s Vines . They never fail to make me laugh !
I am just having too much fun with these beliebers
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ Colton Payne !!!! Hahahaha you're such an ass !
\I'm not too picky , I just know what I don't want " "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahaha I send some crazy ones
From the teacher all the way down too the students
Lol at all the Ron burgundy dodge commercials
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hold your breath until you pass out and when you wake to they should be gone .
Me and my gma are sleeping outside
I have a picture in my head of what my family will look like and I have names picked out . It's sick . I'm sick . I need help !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ it'd be really great if you could text me back like ASAP . That'd be great ....
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ honestly wanna punch every single one of them .
I'm laughing so much right now and I can't breathe
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ honey , you're like a twig . I can push you down with my pinky toe
Gabbi was like J's on my V . I was like I thought it was \J's on my feet " dumb ass "
When my aunt asks me if I wanna get white girl wasted > & gt ; & gt ; & gt ; lmao
Jensen's always saying sit on my face .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ it was called bully . Haha It was a documentary with stories of kids getting bullied and no one would do anything about it .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ I'm like 100% unaware of what's going on
me and _TWITTER-ENTITY_ text convos are literally the best #bejealous
I'd love to go to Jersey Shore .. Even though I'd be the whitest person there
I am from Germany
My grandma just whipped out a full on purple glittery wallet from her purse where did you get that from gram ?
I thought everyone liked krista
ESPNs stats sometimes
Only _TWITTER-ENTITY_ would snap chat me while she's peeing ..
I really like how jake complains when I don't like his pictures but he never likes mine
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I know
Lol come to school threatening someone with a gun ? GTFO and shit I hope someone kills you .
“ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ : Dear people who question why girls go to the bathroom together , Hermoine went alone and got attacked by a troll . ”
Soo apparently my parents forgot to wrap one of my gifts and they're trying to find it now
Old people at the tire store is priceless !!!!
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ aw thank you !! And yes we do !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ HAHAHAHA
Just killed my dads 12 pack
Jessica can't open the tools to put together her futon to save her life putting it together should be interesting
bat dad on vine
Taylor's mom is cracking me up
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ it's kinda dumb , but fun
Josh Hamilton's swing .. So smooth
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ OMG that just made my day !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahahah fucking Berkheimer I had to take mine after my temp job was already over #MakesSense
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ next thing ya know you'll have paparazzi
Random old people in the library at 1:12 in the morning .
\There's light at the end of the tunnel ; hopefully it's not a train " -Charles Barkley "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ theyre in the family room watching an r rated movie ... ya know , the usual
Making my parents watch the purge
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ well they were arguing so I jumped out
I have a book of all my years in school and for 8th grade I put that I was excited for high school cause mrs. Stahmann wasn't there
Can I go home if it snows ?
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ wake up
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahaha miss you girl !
When Tara wears two different shoes to school .....
My night = hours of playing COD with Travis and a McDonalds run ... Quality relationship right there
It's like a tickley dick _TWITTER-ENTITY_
I feel like all I do is favorite your tweets , they are always just so on point with my life
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Tacklebox ?? Haha
Cuddling all night _TWITTER-ENTITY_ hope your hip doesn't crack !!
Please don't brag about how many push ups you did on fb considering I'm a girl and do 2x that
What an asshole
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ is hilarious
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I feel like you need some Dustin in your life
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I miss Jackson
dang this is like day 6 of SA civil wars
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you would
I don't know why anyone would . I am perfectly fine . _TWITTER-ENTITY_
Someone in our group shit themselves last night from going to hard
My dad spells salads \saileds " #whatislife "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I shall stay on her page and keep refreshing #imnotaloser lmao
This bitch tellin the guy to learn English at the nail salon _TWITTER-ENTITY_
I love Will & amp ; Grace
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I'm laughing so hard ! I don't think I know who it is !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ i should of said this to Phil- Penis ? You mean the Anaconda that lives in my pants ?
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahaha ! Yes sir !!
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Hahah that's ironic well you could always have fake pineapple flavored stuff hh
My sister is literally squealing over Justin Bieber and his new song in her room
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I could only imagine
Lmao my brothers dating a hot nurse
I love talking to the basketball moms at my brothers games
The conversations that _TWITTER-ENTITY_ and _TWITTER-ENTITY_ and I have on the bench makes my night ! #cracksmeup
The Kardashian's make any night that much better
You're a joke Glad it's not me anymore !!! #greatfeeling
I just saw Kim kardashians tits
Movie I would see twice anchorman 2
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I AM NOT GONN SAY .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I just can't stop laughing .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I didn't know
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I didn't see this till now
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ haha I got pulled over and just kept saying \I never get in trouble ! " "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ your choice of words yes it is .. Doing big things over here lol
Just add to my collection of hoodies
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ damn retard ! Lmao I can't believe you did that haha !
Smiling like an idiot at your phone & gt ; & gt ; & gt ;
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ yeah I basically put every little thing on that cheat sheet !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ nothing compares to our sauna conversations ✋
I would never seriously tweet something like that
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ that sounds like my life
Gramps just made my life !! #lovehim
Where's his ankles at
Sophia can really dance !
The conversations we have at the Falkenberry household ...
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ be actin like his Imessage don't work . Hit me back !
I wish I was at the Philly/Detroit game ! I swear
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ your tweets got me rolling over here
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ I did like 100 times❤
like i said , SLOPPY hoe . this isnt about a swizzle
I'm actually sucha hypocrite when it comes to texting back , like I always forget to answer but I get pissed when someone stops answering me
So dumb .
you texted me and expected me not too fight with you ? are you serious right now ?
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ your snapchat !!
That was the most awkward , horrible night of my life . ✋ your fault though .
My cousin just said he was \metaphorically " throwing me on the ground over FaceTime "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ ill try not too
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you're so damn mean to me .
i dont think i have been so disgusted with someone so much in my life
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ per usual
The fact my 4 year old nephew just told me \snitches get ditches " . "
Did that really just happen ?!
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ HAHAHAHA FOR REAL THO
No one I work with knows what Ciroc is
Ill give someone 30$ for two homecoming tickets right now
definitely sent _TWITTER-ENTITY_ a snapchat meant for _TWITTER-ENTITY_ !!!!! That's worse than sending a text to the wrong person
Forgot I blocked Carly lmao
Impractical jokers is my shit !
Our study hall teacher just told us we can't laugh ... _TWITTER-ENTITY_
#2013taughtme Dylan cheated a lot . Then I dumped him .
\Fuckin feelings ... I hate em ! " #quotesbyjon _TWITTER-ENTITY_ "
Inherited my Grandpa Miller's way with words . Ordered a ' tai chi ' instead of a ' chai tea ' today lol . ☕️ #closeenough
Why am I laughing
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ AWKWARD SITUATIONS . HIPS OUT . #our2ndlife
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ lmao my grandmas trying the same thing she now has a vine
When someone comes up with sixty then 2k will come out of hiding
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ luh you
I randomly like blowing up _TWITTER-ENTITY_ news feed by Liking everything #DontMindMe ✌
I don't wanna wait for our lives to be over
If you're so happy you're not in it anymore .. move on girl . Or as you would say .. \MOVE . THE . HELL . ON . " "
Shelby trying to eat this pickle quietly . #notworking _TWITTER-ENTITY_
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ oh my god I'm dying hahahahahahah
No way I'm getting up for work tomorrow
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ what in the fuck are you talking about ? _TWITTER-ENTITY_ me when you have a picture of yourself on hear .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Dallas has 250 total yards
Lol Brandon Jennings said they were gunna beat the heat in 6 games lol he had 3 points !!!!
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ The Fox #dying
Late night convos with _TWITTER-ENTITY_ are by far the best .
Israel asked shea what she want for Christmas , Barbie dolls
Just spent my whole lunch watching vine I have a problem .
Today during practice Evans little brother can ridding a back through the middle of the field
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ yeah seriously . Now if I have some weird sexual question , I'm gonna ask them . & amp ; they'll probably know the answer too
That's impossible for you
that's not what we disgust
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I Gave up bc u don't hit the giggle trigger for me
I have a class with Ty next semester . This should be interesting .
Alexa just asked what strippers were
Y'all need to take a moment out of your lives to check out Kaitlyn Lavan's retweets ... They kill me
I asked my mom : \have you seen Miley's bleached eyebrows ? " And she says , " OMG yes she's friggin weird with her tongue out all the time ! " "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ me neither , I just say fuck it all haha and same for you , if you need someone to talk to I'm here for you
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ if that doesn't give you motivation then you're on a very wide path my dear
No ohio state I don't want to go to an alternate campus it's ok I knew I wouldn't get in anyway
I'm so mean but if you really know me then you'll know not to take it personal ...
This is priceless #CantStopTheTears #lmao
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ I have your name tag because I love you soo much ❤
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ lmaoo what happened to keeping Calvin to 5 yards
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ umm yeah ... Only not the special you're thinking of ...
Shack kills me
Dad-there's a cop next to us be quite Mom-already everybody hide the dope #dying
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ lmao shut up I had my Spanish keyboard on I fixed it and that's all that counts !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ my dad would rip it out
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Sike . I can't run through a corn field that fast
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ that was so pathetic I couldn't even handle it
Is this really occurring right now ??
Hahaha , jk
“ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ : Its funny how Ariel is a mermaid that wants to be a human and I'm a human who wants to be a mermaid” _TWITTER-ENTITY_
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahaha I haven't heard anyone use that sayin since high school
if methside was a real gang i'm pretty sure we'd all be dead by now for how much shit we talk about it
I tried to catch some fog but I mist .
Wow when I jump on my bed I sink into it now instead of bouncing back up
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ HAHAHAHAHAHA why is this picture so funny ?!?!
Winter will be so boring , cause during winter , baseball is scarce .
The funny this is that he talked a ton of shit about you to his family lol
... that is all ......
Lolol at Meagan's vine
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ is going in hard on Lance Armstrong
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I'm weak #buttrue
This kid is wearing sliders and he went to go to the next chair and he tripped and it fell off
\If I didn't make my own dinner tonight , I would question if someone put hash in it " .... #crazygirl _TWITTER-ENTITY_ "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ careful ! I didn't say it ! Just throwing it out there for thought . Didn't mean to catapult you over the edge ! Poo it is !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ and your fathers arm ...
Can't stop watching bat dad vines
is this kid really talking shit to me right now ? ha , shut up .
The girls do to make themselves look better on insta ! Like putting an edit on their pic that darkens their face !
The fact that I have more bodies than everyone in this 20+ class combined makes me laugh
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ yay for us ! I'm so excited
decided to get up and my cat doesn't agree so she just kinda rolls off my lap and lays there on the floor like I sinned by disturbing her .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I'm dying .
I can't wait for the college kids to wake up around 12 and set those cliche statuses \sucks to be in school right now #collegelife ""
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Lol I guess my only response is why are you at the bar at 4 pm
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ wow this is an awesome pic thx Riss I'm thankful for this !!!!
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ it's ok because I know what you mean
Marshall's play signs on the sideline lolol
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ takes after his mom ..
Looks like Jason is wrong again !
Shes in fuggin fruit of the loom sleep wear in her new music video
Fuxkefx upnh ❤
just to show how out of it I am , I've been sitting here for the past 15 min watching a movie and just now realized its all been in Spanish
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ okay haha
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ lol probably not but I wanna believe it
Stayin in the clouds like shit
My mom calls me to tell me that she thinks my dog is depressed because I haven't been home
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ come down there tiger love you Ali text me ! -9853514791
#IfLilWaynesARapper , then… lmao , I can't even find something bad enought to compare that to
The amount of times I've been on vine today is unacceptable
\I think you're funny normally so I'll definitely think you're funny when you're high " thanks ? "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Oh you know we will ! The whole Middlesboro CGMA jumped in the pond already , I'm on a roll ! Haha #CantWait
That picture of lil Alec kills me every time I see it
Watching \ZombieLand " & amp ; its actually kinda funny/scary !! "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ omg . So confused . I thought it was just me and Kasey tonight , but yay , see ya tonight !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ it's always perfect drinking weather for you
The good news is the Steelers can't loose this week
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ U THINK I AM ?! lol . Tomorrow Wake Up at 9am and head to Corvo ! Ill be Up at 10 ! Txt Me at 10 and ill give U Directions !
I'm crying omf
The fact that Imo's has my order on their record probably mean that I order from there too much . #ohwell #addicted
Someone come swim with meeeee
Sometimes I just want to be in college already then I remember how I'm not gonna have any friends
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ me and taryn are going to randomly show up
Turnt up to the max Kirk is #teamyolo
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ what happened ?!
Still creeping on me . ? Move around , it wasnt hard a month ago , talked to 6 guys in 2 weeks
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ pahahaha that's hilarious !!!
im literally laughing out loud
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ what grade did we get ?
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ my too ski !
My dad says my mom is a lunatic and that she drives him to drink
I seriously cannot send a snap without my eyes being HUGE .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ silly chels ! hahah
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ ... I really don't know . My phone like spazzed out
And to think I was gonna pay for dinner ..
\I hope you guys signed one if them prenatal agreements " I can't deal with this show "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ love you too even though I basically yelled at you all last weekend ❤️
How are you going to cheat on your boyfriend and make everyone believe that your in love
this kid thought he'd be cool and slide down the railing of the stairs that lead up to the nurse but he fell YOU THOUGHT WRONG BUD
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ nope ! That's too much !
At least I can grow a beard now
do i really look like i'm 15 ?
I just flipped my mom off infront off all of her students
Walked in and right back out of history with _TWITTER-ENTITY_
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ except I don't have one so I wouldJust drule
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ that was takin at such a wrong time
congrats to my main Canadian/Asian/Filipino/Mexican last name _TWITTER-ENTITY_ for making the east basketball team !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ haha seriously how old are you ? Your comebacks are so useless .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ lamp \I have a bad ass butt !!! No I'm just kidding ! " Hahaha our family ! "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ that's too cute
South Park right now !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Omg Kaitlin knows me to well
Now I can finally drive after 9
Evan wants me to Skype with his internet friends help
Props to my roomie for eating shit _TWITTER-ENTITY_
lmao _TWITTER-ENTITY_ Nigg for sitting in the turkey juice in my car . ✋
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ it's okay we can be thirsty and adore them together
called my brother at work to ask about a pre ordered album on itunes and he hung up on me so i called him back and he turned off his phone
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ then why are you going to that then ???
my emotions right now .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I saw that and just couldn't stop laughing hahaha
If you see two girls in a orange element dancing I'm sorry for you .. _TWITTER-ENTITY_
Won't Eva change lol “ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ I see you are still hilarious my brother ”
Honey , baby , bitch goodbye
The snapchats _TWITTER-ENTITY_ sent me lmao
I have the best there is _TWITTER-ENTITY_ this conversation is cracking me up #crackingmeup
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ cause you let me grind all up on you in Cumberland farms last night equals out
Maybe we should go to sleep _TWITTER-ENTITY_
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ lookin at that avi and realized something ... You got all those curves , and Me with no brakes
I accidentally just tweeted to myself
Thank you Kali for being a bitch to stupid boys for me
2% though , my phone won't last this 2 hour drive .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ TRUUUU but you ran into _TWITTER-ENTITY_ the hardest
Lol paige just asked mrs Jeanne what an erection was
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ oh my god I never saw you tweeted it #gorgeous
\Dude , you just puked and peed in the same place " _TWITTER-ENTITY_ "
Wanna burn alot of calories ? Set a fat kid on fire ....
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ it's okay . I forgive you .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ no that's your love of your life lance
Seriously though how freaking sweet would it be if southern got this upset ?!
#MyPerfectDate dinner and a movie then home to cuddle and indulge in some sexy time .
Finding really old pictures on photo bucket . ❤
I'm with Giovanni _TWITTER-ENTITY_
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hey , im a professional . Hmu when you want it permanent forever
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ seriously they need to calm the fuck down pretty soon they'll be humping your leg
\she's just a fucking douchebag " _TWITTER-ENTITY_ "
Are you ready to love me sexxayyyyyy .
Seriously ill never forget _TWITTER-ENTITY_ dad whispering in my ear \I think you need more sauce honey " hahah legit so funny "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ not even funny , I hope y'all's next game is 13 innings . And then lose .
My mother just asked me \have you seen the video on fb of the guy who got a huge booger out of his nose at the doctors office ? " #UmNo "
Shake and wake alarm clock app .... my arms are so sore I almost cried shaking up . #ButAyyyyyImUp
Hey _TWITTER-ENTITY_ if jordan steals and isn't caught is he .... schaf ?
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ it was possibly for the best if you didn't get involved or it would've gotten REAL bad
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ gotta do lots of makeup work so they don't fail that's what i've been doing !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ ummmmm snow ** cause I don't know how the fuck it would able
Last sheetz run at IUP ✌
People still have I say shit about the sunglasses thing ? #please
These jams are too nice
She was close though
Ruining everyone's day
HAHAHA I can't
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Not ready for that test are you becca ?
It's like \Okay as long as there's this one seat in between us , it's all good , we won't ever have to interact " "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ love you !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahahaha no big deal
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ yes !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ could you breath through that hole in your lip ?
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ ohhh I did . My knees were all fucked up . Ones still swollen
Lmao watching my mom drive up my hill isn't working very well bc the back of her Tahoe is going sideways
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ she was like my first women crush
This is my first time going to a Brew Threw
Whenever I'm unhappy I watch all the snap chats _TWITTER-ENTITY_ sends me .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ no problem man but just get ready cuz in a couple of weeks it won't be that easy
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Brooke copy and paste them duh
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I'm a lover not a fighter
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ i wish there were some ass emoticons
Lol at you for getting ya \crew " to ask me shit "
I'm being punk'd today . Only explanation
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ lmfao we can watch discovery channel too
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you were favoriting all my tweets
I can barely just stand in a chair to get something out of the cabinet without losing my balance and falling
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ lol I didn't even go put that outfit on for this I was just already wearing it
Hahah a corvette just flew past us and got pulled over
Sometimes I get a kick out of crazy bitches
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahahahahaha we need to watch that again
#CallOutSomebodyBeautiful NOT _TWITTER-ENTITY_ #Bitch
Guys i am a really good Mexican dancer just so you know
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ from a mouth full of jewelry .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I'm dying
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ ' s fav song
Nolan's rockin the J's #goodday
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahahaha ! oh my gosh . You did not !
I can't wait to see my brothers face when he gets tatted on his ribs
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ that picture of me is creepy .
So Gabe Finally Talking Shit Back
\Have some sex , sometimes people get angry when they haven't had sex " "
Chelsea Lately > & gt ; & gt ;
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ that threat just about made me shit my pants lol !! thanks girl !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ nah you probably will forget how to parallel park and fail
Lol sloots will be sloots
XC girls : do we HAVE to wear spandex for the Nike meet ? me :
What are you doing on Thanksgiving ? I plan on drinking , getting naked and taking a bath . #what
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ with mark
Oh that's classy
Butters I can't even
this guys scooter sounds like a leaf blower
My sister's fiancé is wearing jordans down the aisle
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ & amp ; going to Murray pool and those sketch balls freakin us out !
What kinda tree can you be on the floor ? I'm a fuckin shrub alright ?!
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I could say sooooo much more over the Internet , but I wouldn't scoop that low
LMFAO at the text I just got from _TWITTER-ENTITY_ I'm dieing .
My brother just tried to tell me it would be 17 dollars for a six pack of blue moon ...
Why do people think I'm mean ?
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ it had nothing to do with her just you
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I'll try not too
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ is it comin back ?!?
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ and mrs eckinger knocked someone else's off ! Idk who though .
he seriously made a confetti angel
These kids got me cracking up
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ I never even rreally knew how
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ ha ha ha soooooo funnny zan !
Me & amp ; _TWITTER-ENTITY_ would be perfect if we had sex cause were both kinky af
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ if only I remembered them
Yes I really love country music !
Unsuccessful shopping trip
Marias phone flew out of her pocket when we were riding the excalibur she never got it back . #whoops
The stupid sub has no idea who it is
He calls me and says he just ran away from another one in the ridge and ditched his car at someone's house and went and hid #ThisGuy
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ excuses excuses .... Someone had alittle to much fun last night
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ #o ?
I'm going to run out of clothes
I'm embarrassed to say that I jam out to Miley Cyrus's new song ..
\Who else felt bad for the foam finger Miley was using . " #meredithquotes _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ "
The way guys act while playing 2k13 & gt ; & gt ; & gt ; #soserious #sofunny
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ sorry we didn't visit the other day it was too close of a call because I had work
Oosting just gave us -18 , and 19-20 " ummmm okay ? "
I honestly don't know how I do it ..
Jk , I'd probably rather stay home & amp ; cuddle with my boyfriend
I've been giving less and less fucks about what I wear the last few days
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ OH MY GOD . I had no idea it was you
didn't think my phone could get worse .. lol there's a piece that fell out
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ okay
\You look scary as shit and I feel like you're just gonna tackle me " 4th time this week someone's said I'm scary . I'm not , guys , I promise "
lol I'm so glad I'm not a psycho girlfriend like you
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ bahahahah can't wait to give jimbo some crap for this
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ he's a lightweight
Haha that phone call from _TWITTER-ENTITY_ & amp ; _TWITTER-ENTITY_ though
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I seriously can't wait
What is this elevator trick ? _TWITTER-ENTITY_
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ we had Thanksgiving at my house .. I was still late .
Who would like to but my twitter account for $250 ??? Considering that's underpriced
I just found something out on Facebook I can't even deal with people rn . Some people really are desperate lol
Last year lake beat TC 8-0 in soccer . Now lake lost their only quality players they had and lost 7-1
She was beyond pissed , & amp ; des was over there smiling and waving at her
You're so damn stupid . I can't stop laughing at your personality , appearance , \swag " , and everything you've become . #toofunny #damn "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ well that's embarrassing but you fell down the stairs so I feel alittle better
Setting off fireworks just cause we can
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ dang girl you are lazy ! Lmao I just picked mine up on the way back .
That belly bump tho > _TWITTER-ENTITY_
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I believe it said \suck a dick " "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ that pancake was burnt !!!
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ ... r u kidding u are the same as her
Hit ten k
I woke up and thought it was like 4 ....
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ those things are so easy ! they were the only thing that made me pass
Seriously you can just shut the fuck up now . I'm over it .
The fact Wyatt and I scream Since U Been Gone to each other lmao #toofunny #gettingintoit
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ That's your brother ..
Boston college I pray you win
Well at least I know your on to the next whore hahaha
Hahaha some of the texts I send are literally just .... Wow
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Right ! Throw on some mad tunes and roll out
Get stoned and go see a funny movie
Should have never tweeted what I was thinking .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ it was literally looking in their living room window creeper !!
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ or biffle
Its 11:37 at night
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Psh . Nut uh !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ yes .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ outfit of the day
Wondering why my jeep smells like whiskey . Look in the back and there's a bottle with a cracked cap on it . _TWITTER-ENTITY_
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ \I can get hammered tonight at work , so we might as well get La Charreada's " "
That's interesting info . Thanks for that
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ 8th graders
I've never seen him dress that nice
Where does ratchet pictures even find these pictures that they tweet is the real question
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ oh , shut up boy
My next day off is move in day and my last day off was mid July
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ lol jk stay up your tweets are funny
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahaha that's all ill think about
I wish I had like a twin or just someone to hang out with #butreally
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ what are you even saying
If you guys think I'm blonde , you haven't had a full convo with Tristan obvi
It's obvious you're dating stop trying to hide shit
your just bad at everything
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ the hashtag & gt ;
Forreal tho .. Ios7 shat on pandora .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ once sleepwalked and got chocolate donuts and put them all over my bed .
I might be just a little early _TWITTER-ENTITY_
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ this girl acted like she was my friend to . Like why ?
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ that was the best phone call I've gotten in a long time , I am still laughing haha it made my night
Shaw hit the truck stick on the ref
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I have a gas fueled truck ..
Yes I get one day off work tomorrow then I get to work the next 6 days no break good thing I have the best job ever !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ story of my life
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ probably wasn't the best idea , was it ?
lol these emoji's but your so funny and we went fishing the other day it was fun ! Your fun to be with and we'll have to go another day !
I was asleep woke up in the middle of my professor explaining a problem to me
I don't have a good feeling about this
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ no it wasn't
But yet your a twig
\If you listen closely you can hear ray talk to himself " lol "
30 I miss you !! You're one of the only guys I know with class and style . You're gunna make it far in life and when you do don't forget me
Seriously pissing myself right now because of _TWITTER-ENTITY_
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ are you wearing your glasses & amp ; vans ???
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ Ooooooh lookie there , you got jokes
When you're so tired and delirious you can't tell whether you want to laugh or cry ... #delirious #exhausted
The owl commercial > & gt ;
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ love you tooo bby
Siera's trying to chase this dog
He's so tiny
I really want a uniform ... that way our school doesnt look like a clan of conservitives - _TWITTER-ENTITY_
You know someone's creeping when they favor a tweet from like almost a week ago
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I used to go there
Raven wants that to happen so bad
We're in cherry grove and it's making me think of spring break with my boys #ayyyyee
your bf cheats on you all the time and you just don't care LOLOLOL
These questions are hilarious
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I just do lol
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ What's funny .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ I feel like this was aimed at me but it's true
What happened to your training for the Olympics ?
I send the most weirdest snapchats to _TWITTER-ENTITY_
SUBTWEETS FUR DAAAYZ
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I'm probably gonna fail are you ?
\Let's walk by the crack corner and see if they do anything " Get over here " No we're gonna go make some friends " "
Well .... I'm dead
For those of you who don't watch spongebob probably think my last tweet was weird .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ oh my mistake
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ c'mon Brit ! We'd have a blast ! Giger's turning 21 in daytona
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahahahahah you pissed your pants
the noises henna is making while she dreams right now > & gt ; & gt ; #hahah
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ was it really necessary to text me that . I don't need to know everything
this kids tweets are killing me
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ she said YOUR gonna be a circus worker lmao
Leave it to _TWITTER-ENTITY_ to drop a blunt under a porch . #hallllppp
Lol _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ sucking up to my Iater
Ty ( a 9 year old ) scolds _TWITTER-ENTITY_ \you don't go around slapping girls butts ! " after he did so to mineeee #lovety "
My moms ideas > & gt ; & gt ; & gt ; #hilarious
I think it's time for me and Davey Dave to find a new job
Brandon just compared himself to a penguin ... I'm done
Claire just told me that it felt so good .. I'm dead
Then he tried to blame it in his friend which made it so much better
Some of these tweets are brutal !!!
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ that describes my life literally I wear jeans and everyone's like \wow why are you dressed up ? " "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ ewe
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ too funny that killed me
Hannah and i are eating McDonald's and taco bell
What I just saw on Facebook
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ they're glorious . I love white boys we put em in out butts too sike nah !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ OMG YES YES YES YES . Life would be so perfect OMG . People will die to be us
it's really funny how different your twitter posts and texts are
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ depends .. Is it working ?
Hahaha tonight's episode of #AmericanHorrorStory is called #bitchcraft love this show
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ sike i lied . I just try and save my money and it be hard
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ oh of course !
Bought my first pair of high waisted pants so _TWITTER-ENTITY_ can make fun of me .
This girl was taking a gym selfie and didn't see me stretching on the ground , so I coughed loud and she ran out
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Hahahaha . $5
So high just laughin
You look like a horse
When teachers think we actually care if they write us up !! #Oh
the fuckin text i get from _TWITTER-ENTITY_ are too funny .. i cant !!
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ doesn't like it when I breathe . Still dying .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahaha love you all
My sister doesn't graduate from A & M until August and she's already getting stuff in the mail from the alumni association
Lol _TWITTER-ENTITY_ girls who take pictures in there bikinis but have to such their stomachs in
Walk up and fuck _TWITTER-ENTITY_
That vine is totally going to be us
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ there's many I haven't answered which one was you ?!
\Just hit it one time " " Okay , let me get my brass knuckles " " I'll bring my taco shell " Like what lmfao "
At least you know this isn't an everyday thing cause were planning it
What the hell is going on
Holy shit guys I sat with _TWITTER-ENTITY_ from _TWITTER-ENTITY_ at lunch today . Currently crying
That awkward moment when you accidentally spray yourself in the face with your body spay . #itstooeary
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you was like , \woah " I said , " yeah , he's done drunk . " And that was that . "
People and there assumptions haha
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ it wasn't a good movie , I don't recommend it
The fact that my 8 year ik cousins favorite song is booty werk _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_
Im thinking about wearing this super douchy tank to the gym today
The text I just sent Mary . & gt ; & gt ; & gt ; & gt ;
looking good posing over there on the floor _TWITTER-ENTITY_
Put that electric stem shocker on my face all the way up⚡️⚡️
hahahahaha the movie baby momma & gt ; & gt ; & gt ; & gt ; & gt ;
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ we seriously just bother LOL'd in my car
I wanna go to a cookout hotdogs , hamburgers , baked beans , mac & cheese , rolls , BBQ chips , lemonade , and good people ... But mostly the food
I still can't get over the dude on the beach yesterday trying to be smooth with his 3 inch long pubic hair hanging out _TWITTER-ENTITY_
Talking about thongs at the dinner table
Sing Iris with me at the top of your lungs so I know it's real
The fact that even drews friends know I loose my wallet all the days .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ OH MY GODDDDDDD thats hilarious ! did you guys get arrested
I feel like such a bother at times .
I also see a girl who looks like fat Amy on my plane
I'm not sure why your dad is listening to dogs bark .. maybe it's a new cd he got .. _TWITTER-ENTITY_
The same guy won like 8 times at bingo
I'll don't think I'll ever be able to take you serious again✋
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ OMG you just made my day !
When i get totally pissed of cause i think my controller is broke because it isnt working and then realize i didnt turn it on > & gt ; & gt ; & gt ; hahahaha
Everyone should go like Cam's post on IG though
I don't know why I love the voice this season
Shuster is hilarious
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I know !! I don't think I can go out the side doors anymore that was too difficult
My mom is in snooze land right now #snoringaway
Just spazzed that Kelly was here .
I will forever laugh when something about SpongeBob comes up
I swear all Jenn does is eat . It's 1 in the am , everyone is talking about middle school and her hungry ass comes out talking about twinkies
Omg I have like a billion photos from that night ! So much fun , miss you though Arbella ! _TWITTER-ENTITY_
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ I used to play this game called neopets and I owned this bird named Lonnie
Hahaha knew you'd text me again but bye bitchhh ✌
So many people in the Lodges gym there's hardly enough room for everyone to work out ... #timetoexpand
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I'm not .. I just don't get anything about that show and it's crazy to see twitter blown up that bad
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ friendship in a picture .
Mom made fried chicken . Now all the bathrooms are occupied .
Sooo tired . I have had all I can stand of ignorant immature and just plain stupid people for the day . #quitwhileimahead
Omg I'm dying
\He's so tall I can just climb him like a tree " _TWITTER-ENTITY_ "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ $7.50 #thinkaboutit
Yeah sure represent what you love most on your feet
When _TWITTER-ENTITY_ sings every word to Britney Spears Sometimes & gt ; & gt ; & gt ; & gt ;
Teaching _TWITTER-ENTITY_ a line dance at work !!
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ stop that✋
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ deal ! That's cheaper than mine
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ leaves for college soon .. forever thankful for u bc u brought u know who to my house & amp ; watched him climb through my window
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I was about to say I've seen one and he's in one of my classes that's it which is sad
completely fucked up my brothers kd in ghost #whoops
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I'm dying up here . why me !
Boy what are you getting yourself into
I wish I would've taken a picture of the house
I run into my exes everywhere i go . ✋
putting drinks on peoples faces last night they didn't know how to handle it . I'm so odd .
Being a ad bitch " might just mean your a bitch . And a really bad one at that "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ tell her you wanna watch my youtube videos she'll literally take the whole class period to show them to you
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ she stole it from me I actually couldn't give two shits I'm just so bored rn
Do you know how hard it is to take a customer with big titties order without looking at them ?
It's so hard not to smile during the spoby scene last week and I'm not going I fangirl and disrupt my dads intense focus
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ what a coincidence lol
Second choice is better then nothing right ?
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ well I blew all of em anyway so it doesn't matter
Shoutout to the woman who vandalized every wall and door of our bathroom with curse words and anger due to prices _TWITTER-ENTITY_
Surprisingly she didn't say anything about being dragon enough
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ bro these porn star bitches on her talking bout I put 5 candy canes up my ass on Christmas n all kind of crazy shit
can't even deal omg
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ tweets always have me dying #missyapunk
Camel toe is not an accessory , leave that pet at home
Sorry , I checked the nice list three times and I couldn't seem to find your name ..? -Cheak the naughty listMERRY CHRISTMAS EVERY ONE
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ literally the funniest shit ever
She's been passed around like a bottle crown but she was always sweet to me . #shefromwf ?? #shecanjointheclub
Hahaha dammit I love Dodgeball
\The other day I was trying to get some aderal from this nig nog " - _TWITTER-ENTITY_ "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ look at his tweets from like 3 days ago . he was subtweeting me
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ dance !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ bitches will do some absurd things for bacon . Besides , I better get more than twerking for bacon .. Lmaoooo
\oh so emotional i might get scared kicking my soccer ball " -auty "
literally just laughed my fucking ass off andrea and Ann ran so fast lmfao ! #cheerperfection _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_
Watching my dog eat peanutbutter Or trying to
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Haha okay good ! Because my parking was awful today
Like why are me and _TWITTER-ENTITY_ not best friends ? She cracks me up #loveher
He's saying \where am i ? " "
s/o too _TWITTER-ENTITY_ for being my best guy friend , for havin hilarious tweets & amp ; & amp ; for always tweeting about
My mom right now always on my side haha #bestfriend
“ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ : taking a shit and thinking man i shoulda saved this for a fucked up vine”
I'm such a sarcastic asshole when it comes to Deanna .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Too funny , but I hear the Jets might be interested
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ me either ! I guess Chad wanted to get me fired
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ she got them butt pads thoughh .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ probably has by far the worst black mail on me ..
That brownie sign & gt ; & gt ; & gt ;
Our servers name is derwood .... we're definitely in the south
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ no , I just suck for fun
Still can't believe I thought _TWITTER-ENTITY_ had spam on his account #blondemoment
flashback to a year ago when I told my moms family and friends that she was pregnant just because #lmfao
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ dude that's so ironic , Kael was just talking about how much he hated it
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I'm not much taller . I'd always laugh bc you could straighten your legs out & amp ; it'd barely touch the seat infront of you
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I miss you haha
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ we did it at the same time
Carry is a lucky man .
\Then I made some kind of joke about being a spy .... They didn't laugh . #awkward " _TWITTER-ENTITY_ || So Funny !! "
My grandmas only concern in life is the attractiveness of the guy I'm dating
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ all I hear is nooooo wayyyy
What's up fletcher ?!? Your cholesterol fatty !!!!!
I can't right now
Lol separating boys and girls on different busses to go to the UofA
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I know man !
“ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ : Legit just spilt my beer on the carpet . I'm not pissed about the carpet , I'm pissed I wasted half of my beer #notcool ”
what a smooth talker
Any girls that are in the area of vonore , madisonville , or even greenback my brother is single so send me your applications
Dear nonexistent bf : a black guy I rejected at the club told me to tell you you're a very lucky guy
Alabamas kinda like Rison .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ HAHA that was too funny But no you didn't , did you see me ?!
If my teacher says Lamborgetti one more time .. someone please correct this poor man !
All these people I graduated HS and college with are getting engaged and I'm over here like yeah I love my dog .... Lmao #foreveralone
Yup I just cried in the new Star Trek
\DONT MAKE HIM SAY IT " _TWITTER-ENTITY_ I just can't even "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ that's what I'm saying !
If anyone read me and _TWITTER-ENTITY_ ' s conversations about babies theyd probably never let us near their kids ... #knapped
Are my ladies okay ? _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ looks a little but swollen what happened ??
A kid told me some kid got a boner when a girl poured water on him WTF
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Don't tell him ! I love scaring him but my closet hahahahaha . I'm already laughing because how funny it's gonna be
\It's past my bedtime . I gotta get up for dinner . " _TWITTER-ENTITY_ "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ omg no stop I'd do it all over again though
I crack up every time I hear Pops from regular show
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ this is the funniest thing I have heard in a while and cutest hahaha
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ ya me too
They were all chanting USA , at power park , and my mom goes , \MURICA ! " "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahahah she doesn't know what to think she kept saying there's something wrong with us
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I didn't mean to . I was just admiring it and it just fell from my hands , I don't even know . ✋
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I know .... Lol , I've known where he was
I literally look like a hooker in tux pants
You should use contraception unless you want herpes ... or a baby . Or gonorrhea ... or a baby . Or syphilis ... or a baby . #girlcode
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahah we will see about that
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ good luck loves
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Im just trying to understand how that made sense to you all this time #ShootinSomeMeatballsOutsideofTheSchool
Imagine if I had my dark hair again ... NO ✋
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ lol I never read the book but my teacher always talks about it just look it up on spark notes
people who are naturally stupid
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ I can't help it I love being taller than you Katie
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ Hahaha You're S'QUET SSSSCUTE
That awkward moment when right after you download the CNN app a commercial comes on about the app ...
You guys act like me and _TWITTER-ENTITY_ care though ....
You guys July is Cancer not January
I had a successful comedy filled night of The Proposal and Mean Girls !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ get your family !
This is really love actually _TWITTER-ENTITY_
Pissing my pants laughing from all these tweets
“ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ : _TWITTER-ENTITY_ he's not even fat ”
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ leave you're lesbian asses at home
100% of girls in America need a gallon of water right now #THIRSTY
We just have that special relationship no one else understands ... _TWITTER-ENTITY_
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you didn't! You were too chicken to ..
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ .. desperate times call for desperate measures .
“ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ : I am such a freak , probably why I don't have a boyfriend ” _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ this is us ....
How tf I'm suppose to know when my 11k is ?
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ oh because you're not tan enough ..........
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahahahahaha what was wrong with us
How tired I am may be problematic . I feel like I'm floating on a cloud .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I love that twitter account
Webb got blasted !
I'll never forget that one night with me & amp ; oomf
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ idk who I liked more señor hat or daisy _TWITTER-ENTITY_
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ oh yeah
And yet , the Browns are still \The Browns " "
Beau would much rather play with his food bowl then his toys any day ...
I see myself in your picture YESS
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahaha yeah ! Our biology teacher was obsessed with Key and Peele and always showed us new videos at the end of classso great !
That picture literally just brightened my whole night
And mrs Cheney is going to stab me b I can't sing
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahahaha deb I love you
Damn sure not doing any work this week
nothing left to do but laughhhhhh
Kallie just poured wine from her over flowing wine glass into Taylor's glass and walked away !
cockblocking from the other side of a locked door
My mom . She has no hope . She already fu **** up and it's not even one .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ makes sense considering we haven't won in baseball in 105 years
Alright , it's time for Nicole to get another Mega Cab ... I got stuck getting out of the truck
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ yeah you did
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ u can't drive yet ?
Just favorited the whole song _TWITTER-ENTITY_ tweeted ! Couldn't help it !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I think it made my night when I saw that you were held hostage ... BY A BUG . .
\His dick has a six pack . " shit Cory says "
My little sister just called my mom saying she's trapped in the bathroom because my brother wants her phone #siblingprobz
“ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ : I always wonder what kind of music old people at the gym are listening to while they workout” probably a book on tape !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahaha their crazy
has hit the fan .
Working out with my mom is the highlight of my Tuesday and Thursday nights
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ we got it all backwards
Last Christmas Eve _TWITTER-ENTITY_ and I were playing beer pong in pajamas I was in footies
I love when _TWITTER-ENTITY_ creeps and likes my pictures on Instaaaaa
My mom called me in her car yesterday and she was jamming to _TWITTER-ENTITY_ #yeamom
“ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ : _TWITTER-ENTITY_ if you don't come out to my car I'm gonna drive through your little buddy's house”
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ don't even Annelise she doesn't even know how to text
I send deanna THE ugliest snapchats omg I'm embarrassed
Mom gave Anna some medicine and Anna's about loopy right now
FaceTime with _TWITTER-ENTITY_ with no sound I died .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ he tried but he doesn't have the magic touch like I do
Rachet 1 rachet 2 slut 1slut 2 check got them all time to go home _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ #mysluts & rachets
Who likes my avi ? Bahaha _TWITTER-ENTITY_
\Well , I'm gonna go smoke some resin " - _TWITTER-ENTITY_ "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ tell me how zookeeper !?
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahaha ya theres no way i would get that many stars
There's so many stupid people in the world
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you're so dumb
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ then at the end of the day you have the wrong mentality if your doing it for the fans bro
holy shit I'm so depressing ... I need to stop
#Motohoe best thing I've ever seen
you are honestly so immature . grow up .
Lisa's story so true & gt ; & gt ; & gt ;
lol we didn't get invited because we don't have boyfriends #sns
It's an awkward experience walking through BergdorfGoodman wearing knock off sperrys and apt 9 jeans .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ just bashing
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ is ok a roll right now
I hate being sick . Me & amp ; my box of tissues are about to be best friends today
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ ok we'll see
#letsmakeitawkward Mady almost fell down the hippie spot while holding me . #hightimes
Everyone puttin pics up of little Kyle ... _TWITTER-ENTITY_
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ apparently hahahaha
SNL Christmas Special
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ lol I laughed so hard !
The DM I got from _TWITTER-ENTITY_ & gt ; & gt ; & gt ; the best !!
Haylee : \I feel like Preston is the dad of twitter ! " Umm okay ... "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ cause they are hiring I was suppose to apply but never did
When the fat kid in Ted asks if he should wash his hands before playing hide and seek
I eat ice cream weird ..
Maybe I just shouldn't text anymore #lyfe
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ I had too !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you've got the same memory span as the niggas you give showers
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Milk of Mexican Cows !!
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you can't just take the toilet with you .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ dude your so gay haha #fag
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ for real though , every other tweet is about it
okay I have to give it to _TWITTER-ENTITY_ for that answer on ask
I confront you & amp ; you just fucking deny everything . ughh just stop .
I swear me and Paige are too wild right now #loveher
I swear I feel bad for people who snap chat me .. The faces I make are so ugly
Just found my old John Deere Tractor bed sheets
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I did this the other day ... Except I didn't realize I was in there until a little Asian man walked in ... It was a rough day .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ your a bitch truly a bitch . Beaner lol
#LT & amp ; her cars named The Blue Lagoon , so she's basically screaming \C'MON BLUE C'MON " #dying "
I can go to sleep happy now ☺️
Can't even deal . ✋
Walked in on Carrie and Autumn taking pictures today
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ this is toomuch for me
Didn't mean to pull out in front of you like that . Ahahahah _TWITTER-ENTITY_
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ I literally said the exact same thing to _TWITTER-ENTITY_ on Sunday #feminist
Sorry to anyone who got a random text
Awkward moment when I have 2 godmothers ......... oh well .
Last Day of summer spent playing COD and sleeping ' .
The FedEx lady just called Daniel \ma'am " . "
Josh that's to much information ✋
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ me tooooo I'd feel so awkward . Lol
I can't stop laughing at jeremeys mom
These people are trying to take their baby in the haunted prison .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I'm going to the doctors this week . Something is obviously wrong with me .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hush !! Don't make that public !
Wonder if my quad is gonna let me jump to my full potential tomorrow .
I can't do nothin but laugh when I see you
My dad admitted I'm da funniest person in our family
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ that when were gonna be like dude your stupid she ain't meeting no friends
I die every time I see mine and Justin's tweets
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahaha thank you so much for having me !!! I had so much fun !
Wtf just happened
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ I just didn't tweet back ! He looks like the idiot being an asshole
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ yeah I mean I thought it was funny for a while but idk like I'm just worried about my phone now haha fuck me right
\I thought this is a girls only meet " #lololol _TWITTER-ENTITY_ "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ trill shit my niqqa ! Keep it #3hunna Blake !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ smuggle ?!
I love my curly hair , but I'm bad at styling it . I only got one way to style my curly hair .
My sister- what's this word ? My mom- I can't hear youSis- what ? Mom- I can't hear you ! Sis- what ?! Mom- I can't hear you !! I'm crying
Going for a run with Nick . This should be interesting
My dad just said otes magoats that's cray cray ""
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ a cheese pizza might I add
ringtone convo is rowdy as fuck right now _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I would pay to hear Dustin sing this song at lunch
Tosh . o is cracking me the fuck up right now .
Guys I'm not weird I swear !!
The college struggle is real . I just saw some dude's car without a hood .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ oh my god well I'm scared of your dog ! better leave the door open wide next time !!!
Your snapchat best friends are hilarious to me .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ this is so funny to me for some reason #props
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ lmao you would Alyssa
Mrs. Cox is crazy if she thinks I'm doing that work .. 2
I was that girl that stayed after work to finish watching buck wild since we don't have cable
Nick knows who I am talking about haha
I fell going downstairs today
My dramatic \we need to talk " text to _TWITTER-ENTITY_ last night I love you "
There are literally 4 empty desks on either side of me right now ..... meanwhile everyone else has friends #onlyfreshman #ridingsolo
When you go outside to get the dogs thats running to the road and everyone just so happens to be passing and your in your PJS LOOKIN rough
I don't discriminate no not at all
Rayyan chilled in my house for basically the whole day
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ chill it do !!!
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ stop trippinnn . You keep acting like I'm not going to pay you or something haha
And she still tweeting about me ! Go ahead
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ HOW DID I KNOW THATS WHAT IT WAS I was even gonna comment that too
Hey remember that time your fiancé is a whore ?
Hahaha _TWITTER-ENTITY_ just locked herself in the bathroom .. #imdying
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ it's just going to be a repeat of that
love how out of all the girls on twitter I get targeted for the lesbian acts
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahahaha yes probably !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ SO FUNNY
I had to run to the bathroom on that one almost pissed myself
I just brought my boyfriend two hot dogs with chili and chocolate milk . He better love me and take me on a nice date this weekend
He goes \when you're able to move can we go to cycle gear ..? " Haha fuck you babe "
So I walk into the garage and my dad is waxing his car at 12:30 .
He just punched on him , oh god
Me and Lauren are so awkward sometimes , we just tripped over each others feet .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ wait , we're you in it ?
Didn't even realize I lost my scarf until my professor just gave it to me ...
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ mike Tyson chicken nuggets
\You have an absolutely breathtaking hiny . " "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ skep !!
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I love you
Such a badass
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ can we just sit together and laugh
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ at the camp we went to we told everyone that tcon does acid
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I feel the same exact way
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahahaha I thought it was hilarious
\I think it's gonna rain because its hot out " _TWITTER-ENTITY_ "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahhaha I have to go like so slow in order to not twist
Kasey gets so mad
Murph passed out and now locked in tanning bed
I wish I could go back to Texas too
“ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ : These middle school girls need to find Jesus , and some clothes that fit . Like where are your parents ... ” HAHA
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ you're too funny ! Took the day off ? Love it !
So I'm still supposed to do summer reading ? Like that's happening .
Noah from ( Notebook ) sent 365 letters to Ally . That's one letter a day for a year and you can't even send me ONE TEXT MESSAGE . Bitch swerve
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I was gonna say wtf he was Adam not eve I need to text you
Playing Bingo like an old lady
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahahah I think it's so funny
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ oh no !! Atleast hoo know your detergents working no luck .... but still searching .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ like for a second I thought it was her SORRY
He isn't gonna see this one coming .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ kk we'll go there next time instead of McDonald's , and don't forget your robe
Wow that was awkward .
My boy Jameson gets the job done
All these hoops in Stoneham and they still can't ball
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ doesn't every girl at some point ? #guilty
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ fine , how are you
A white mocha should help me stay awake in this ride full of lonely but hopeful college guys☕️
I feel like _TWITTER-ENTITY_ gets horny a lot and when she does .... _TWITTER-ENTITY_ should be there . Yes . I would love to watch & amp ; be there
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ oh my god !!! Dead
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahahahah me and pat are getting them too I'm dying
I'm in tears ... that was the best prank by far . I got _TWITTER-ENTITY_ so good . #togetherweareOK
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ It sucks butt ..
I wish I could upload videos . I have the best one of Serena
The moment when I realize about half my tweets are either about sweet tea or conversations with my boyfriend ..
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Hii Aaron
Y'all can take all the pictures you want to now _TWITTER-ENTITY_
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you cut your bracelet off
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ eh but love ya bff since 3rd grade
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ The tuna
Holy lions blizzard much
You don't have enough sense to be stupid #LizardLickTowing #Bobby
This is The End was the funniest movie I've ever seen
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I don't play that shit either yo .. Pic on IG ?? FOH SHEbest have the full package if she want social pics
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ got _TWITTER-ENTITY_ stuck in the spinny door at the hospital
Hahaha I'm just too good !!!!!
Um not at all ?
It's bad when you're referred to as the fat twin
My farmers tan
But left without telling anyone bye
Forever wondering if my name is still baby f *** in Quinn's phone ? _TWITTER-ENTITY_
i always forget bridesmaids opens with a sex scene
I miss _TWITTER-ENTITY_
\Girls will stop lieing about being good drivers when guys stop lieing about what 8 inches really is " I looove girl code "
I remember that person i thought i couldn't live without .. But look at me all living and shit !
you're so bogus
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ Tears were shed , and an ab workout was complete after I saw that .
for almost every tweet i see on my TL I could totally relate a song to it
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ SO bad
Becca wake up _TWITTER-ENTITY_ .... Kidding , she would kill me
My brother in law is obsessed with mcribs
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I did just for you !
Just took two hot dogs from some lady before she could get them she's pissed
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ oh ha good one
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ better get a Chevy ! He seems pretty serious bout it .
My sister just found a grey hair ... #oldass
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Maybe he has a crush on one of the other teams players .......
\Hes a cashier queer boy " oh god how I love you "
The conversation me an _TWITTER-ENTITY_ are having & gt ; & gt ; & gt ; & gt ;
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ what is that supposed to mean ?
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ I just laughed out loud in class
Lorenzos gay . Lol
Why the hell would you put a fire truck for sale outside of minerva ? Like who the hell is guna buy that
my mom just asked me if I've been smoking pot
If I ever met _TWITTER-ENTITY_ I'd be scared because what if he's wayyyyy taller than me and I look like a 5 year old
You are absolutely psycho
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I love you
#replaceawordinamoviewithtampon Tampon and the Beast
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ remember in 8th grade when u put a knife and ketchup and opened the door and your mom thought u were kidnapped
The water boy is such a good movie
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ that's why I said thank godLol . You know good music
Rilynn just tumbled all the way down the stairs , made it to the bottom , laughed & amp ; said \Ouch ! " "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ because they were being buttheads
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ poor Mads
I'm so done on this kid !
History Class . & gt ; & gt ; & gt ; & gt ; _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ #BestClassEver
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ add me and your wish is my command
FRESHMEN DOMINATED ! Oooooooh Freshmen
... Whatever makes you feel like your accepted in society .
lol _TWITTER-ENTITY_ people who still go to sk8 galaxy oh , i forgot we were still 10
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ that made my day , thanks Kelsi .
I just remembered reading Isaiah's texts to nick and I almost died laughing
I can't with people
Oh my God I just told my mom about this I'm dyinggggg
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ this class in unbearable . Your face was killing me when he was on his soapbox
I've never seen someone so pissed at the world . _TWITTER-ENTITY_
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hAhahahaa whoops
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Haha now I felt sorry for one on that situation ... It was my fault . I apologize . But you gotta say that was funny
\I really want to rob him and steal his chicken wings " - _TWITTER-ENTITY_ #thisbitch "
\A night to forget " #NDFans #RollTide "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ if I found out you skip school I'm gonna come swoop your ass up and take you
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ my horoscope today was about seagulls
Omg everyone is going to laugh at my costumee
you've seen me at my ugliest and we aren't even dating
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ it's a jungle down there
Hahahahahahahahaha , Cleveland and maybe the whole Ohio state about to sell their soul to get LeBron back
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ I have 5 .. 12 gauge and a 20 gauge
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I feel like if I had a twin she'd be super nice and I'd be the evil twin
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ and there is _TWITTER-ENTITY_ being a creepy old man
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ okay I'm going to bed cause I'm so tired byeee
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ How can he do that to his largest fan base . The cad !
OMG now Frank's whole house is eating Oreos and peanut butter #yourewelcome
Wake up , eat , Halo 4 _TWITTER-ENTITY_
Remember the time I threw up in _TWITTER-ENTITY_ bed I'm still embarrassed & amp ; so sorry
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ this has me rolling
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ You're just so photogenic
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ It's been awhile since I've talked to you 13FF or former 13FF can't remember where we are
\Zaky if this question isn't on point I will staple your mouth shut " -Madame Zimmer "
Kickapoo is so much better this year now tht the fake sophomores left to Parkview !!! Stay there hoes
Lol remember when Owen was taking pictures of Baldino at practice
\Your as about as useful as a poopie flavored lollipop ""
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ we have had this kind of conversation for the last few days
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ my bad girl ..
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you have way worse of me
\when I say Miley Cyrus you guys twerk . I guess it's not twerking for them ... " _TWITTER-ENTITY_ "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ world greatest complainer
We need a karaoke bar
Had to bribe her with ice cream too
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I'm sure someone at my family reunion will
And here I go , back into my black hole
Texting me all nice and shit , as if u didn't freak the fuck out on me two days ago . Lmao
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ he's so ...
Lizzie's snapchats crack me up
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I know what this is about
God our vines are stupid haha
Josie is literally perfect #roomielove
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ noooooo I didn't actually
Damn .. Can't even try something without people hating . #yourcool
The girls that hit Ryan up from work are literally so thirsty
Tiffany is so thirsty
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I didn't figure you did but I read it like that
These parallel universe pictures kill me .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I miss this . It was a funnnny year , and a funny team .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Must be getting head at the red light . Hope you see emojis . I'm kidding .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Bella went to those kennels too , picked her up Friday and she had a red one on they're so cute !!
he just apologized saying his dog got sprayed
My sisters 14 and still gets offered the kids menu at restaurants
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I did not tweet that !
Everyone is in rare form tonight _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ see you there . We are all taking bets on whether Paul will say Go Blue after the national anthem or not
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ doesn't that suck for you
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ just read it I think he's to scared to fight you !
Making videos with _TWITTER-ENTITY_ tonight ....
jakes stealing my ideas , I see .
my late night texts never fail to make me laugh in the morning
The cats name in Cinderella is Lucifer !!! Hahaha ! _TWITTER-ENTITY_
I freakin live _TWITTER-ENTITY_ !
So seriously anyone tryna kick it ?
The Cheifs have another tough matchup against the Bills next week ..
I'm surprised nobody has criticized my side-boobage in my Instagram pic
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ we're some good looking sophomores
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ did _TWITTER-ENTITY_ show you Donald Duck ?
... Darian is jamming out to Lady Gaga ... Like wtf ?
\You only want him to come over so you can smoochie smoochie . " #mybrother "
I just dove on the ground to avoid being hit by a softball in a game I'm not even playing in ... #embarrassed
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Oh yeah , forgot that we are the same person .
The way the people talk in gta5 is tooooo fucking funny
94.5 says if your man is too nice he is cheating
Like , you've lied so much that you prolly don't even know which was the truth right now .
Am I gay for editing a Santa hat into my avi ?
If y'all only knew how I act when it's just me and nana , I'd have no friends
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ I actually have a test coming up this week
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I feel like i'm seeing things then I look again and it's a monster of reality .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ And you still got
Hmmm , so that's why you texted me .
Me & amp ; my mom both just said ooohh at the same time then looked at each other and said \kill em ! " And bursted out laughing ! #taughtherwell "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ then that's crazy
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ sure does . I'm totally lost
you're just getting yourself around in that group
Every time I see _TWITTER-ENTITY_ avi I think it's my twitter ! #myfaceishuge
Sorry for anyone I'm sending singing snaps to
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ that is so dumb
my mom is such a goof
I probably just blew brittany's mind with those retweets
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ Hahahaha that would have been a little scary
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ too bad . You're coming back , cause I need you .
fucking impractical jokers & gt ; & gt ; & gt ;
Just dropped my phone in my face and busted my lip
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ make my day > & gt ;
I feel so accomplished now that I know how to block people on twitter ☺️
Hah I'm dressing _TWITTER-ENTITY_ for the ptv show tomorrow I GOTCHU girl
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ one leg covered and the other one not
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ Tits
That was so funny !
\Are you giving beauty tips ? Do you own a fucking mirror " #theheat "
When people contradict themselves > & gt ;
I feel like I look idiotic doing this chemistry scavenger hunt
I was born on my great grandmothers bingo numbers .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ & amp ; _TWITTER-ENTITY_ are EVILLLLLL
These tweets about the basketball game
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ your aviiiiii lolololol
I could get laid with how hot I'm looking right now .
the amount of money I spend on food is ridiculous
Damn . The cross country team goes crazy about doughnuts
I don't understand the logic in that
Hammer asked me last night when I had stuck hat thing " in my nose you mean nose ring Ham "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ oh yeah like I have every week .. I even offered to make a schedule for him lmfao
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ tax time baby !!!! Lol
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ is the cutest junior
I love catching couples making out in front of my neighbors house .. Wait ?
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ well uhh , fuck .
My snap chats are so weird
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I can just see her saying it
614- you seem pretty cool we use to play call of duty back in the day
#ThingsIGetAlot hought you were in elementary school " screw you "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ haha you know it's happening
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ surprised I'm still alive to read this tbh
Who am I kidding you can all get it
If your not going out tonight just because of a little snow ❄️⛄️ your basic
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ LMFAO ! I love you boyfriend ❤
I thought girls periods last a month
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ maybe she's leZzzzz
Brianna's so funny
Tried walking on a fallen tree to cross a creek when I was walking my dog tn and fell and bruised my leg
Are whole basketball team bouta be black .
The new State Farm commercial cracks me up
Whyyy would you do that _TWITTER-ENTITY_
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ when it's a PM obnoxious ' foots ' event I'll holla
Here's me 21 and 11 on cod . Not bad but my thing says a girl just beat you !!
\Just- getting ... Coffee . " _TWITTER-ENTITY_ is awkward "
\Turn 360 " HAHAHA he tried to turn 360 two times #dumbass "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ we are like those guys that broke into the house then put pictures on Facebook
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahahaha we really do did you see her new post on there ? Clearly about us .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ omg I'm seriously laughing so hard right now ! I bet your mom hates me ..
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ well I could be worst I could be a sperm like you
we're on your trampoline & amp ; you're dressed as a sexy nerd _TWITTER-ENTITY_
These people are really funny
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I'm trying so hard to figure out what the f that is . Hahah atleast text me ??
Phone calls with _TWITTER-ENTITY_ ❤ #missyou
I don't know what's funnier .. My 15 year old cat drinking dad's crown or dad yelling at the cat to get out .. #homesweethome
My girlfriend is going to be a freshman next year still since she never goes to school
Guess it takes a genius to figure out theirs more than one style of Jordan's smh
Just yelled FUCKIN A and thought of _TWITTER-ENTITY_
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ oopppps living room
I love watching football with my grandma . she's the laughs .
Why is there so many old people watching this movie
Mr. Clemens me and Ian are jamming to pink on the way to leadership Clinton .. Picture that
Dying because you think I care ! Don't worry , I'm flattered in how much you all worry bout me ! #thankscuties
Females .. love drama anything about they love it
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ hey guys I have am lsu ticket
I will forever find humor in everything he does .
Everyone is always showing their school supplies & amp ; outfits for school & amp ; I haven't even done any shopping yet
Snowball fights in Roth ... ❄️⛄️
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ yeah yeah yeah go to bed
I love the gang .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ lmao my song came on
My mom orders a frozen drink and gets brain freeze trying to keep up with my dad and I
Erica's mom can dance
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I'm watching it too lol
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ that's me throughout the entire video
Reliving the glory days of our senior year leadout to show Preston what not to do Friday night lol
Alexis is pissed
Guys will say whatever they can just to get pussy
I just realized how much of an asshole I look like walking around campus .. Sorry guys lol .. I'm really a nice person ! #headdown #nosmiles
This conversation though
We're lucky _TWITTER-ENTITY_
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ if I bring one then you have to give it to one of them ! I'm scared of gorillas , especially the ones at our school
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ I believe it
D-Rose is out for another season
The direction this conversation just turned #NTB
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ this just made my day .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ story of Emily's life . She's a watcher
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Chase , quit it . ✋
Little do you know that your being used
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ prepare for the best kiss of your life
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ they think we are gonna be wandering the ghetto or what ?
I might not even go to school the day we go to the high school .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ LEX IT'S OUR TWIN
Jordan's twit pic
i was obsessed with dating game by icp in 6th grade .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ literally your life kills me
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I was sure it died like a year ago lol
These footie pajamas are quite staticky ..... I'm pickin up everything but boys and money
My obsession with Miley Cyrus & amp ; Taylor Swift is unreal . You'd think I'd need help
showed my grandmas mom a pic of a group if guys and she said \oooo they look like a bunch of hoods " "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ approves of the guy I like #InTheClear
I'm that stereo typical white girl on campus right now .. Starbucks Yogas Boots Victoria secret coach purse & amp ; jamming to the biebs . Haha
I don't know how _TWITTER-ENTITY_ friiiiends handle her when she's drunk !!
Tosh . 0 right & gt ; & gt ; & gt ;
James going in
These home alone movies never cease to make me laugh Marv and Harry are the bessst
I thought you was playing dumb but really you was being dumb
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ lmfao she may you never know
Ashley picked me up and the first thing she says is \who did you and marissa get with " what "
Nothing better than watching people get chopped up with a chainsaw in 3D #TexasChainsawMassacre
HOTDOGS AND LEGS
I so much enjoyed Rebecca turning that guy down who tried to get her number
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I seen that & amp ; I was trying to read it for like 15 minutes I was like is she trying to spell b4 or what ? I was so confused
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I was thinking about that on the way home .
I just texted andrew that i loved him & amp ; he goes this is prob Victorias arabian ass but i love you too
I see your indirect tweet so ill just point out the fact you're a leing bitch that doesn't know what she's talking about
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ isn't it a little late for coffee ?
The things I would do to be with oomf to myself
According to _TWITTER-ENTITY_ the Donovan children can sing
Wtff why is everyone talking about going to club zoo ?
Me Taylor and wrestling season & gt ; & gt ; & gt ; & gt ; & gt ; & gt ; & gt ; & gt ; _TWITTER-ENTITY_
Then he checked on the kids and told me Rylee looked malnourished haven't heard that one before
when people talk about something they know absolutely nothing about !
It kills me that Chris gave himself a lizard tattoo on his ankle while he was drunk
I couldn't even be black if I tried
I mess up every lyric . Holy shit .
Too . Much . Caffeine .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ omg Kell your poor bootay
HAHAHAH bound 3 is the best thing ever
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ haha good one
My dads commentary in that movie last night > & gt ; & gt ; perfection _TWITTER-ENTITY_
Family plays scrabble .. I offer my input to get my mom to win a double word score . But then she's a bitch . Alright lose for all I care
Taking 1,000 pictures on _TWITTER-ENTITY_ phone . Pay back is priceless _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_
Ok Dom damn I changed my twitpic
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ YESSSS oh my god it's the best
This girl called me a bitch last night and apparently I was like \yeah I'm THAT bitch " "
that awkward moment when my professor says spic instead of pick #watchyourmouth
I'm going to look so much like a mom tomorrow ... bookbag , hat and sunglasses .... should I wear a fanny pack ?
Been on _TWITTER-ENTITY_ for about four hours now . Thanks _TWITTER-ENTITY_ and _TWITTER-ENTITY_
So _TWITTER-ENTITY_ picked me up and carried me down the sidewalk .. .. When he put me down some guy drove past & amp ; gave him a thumbs up .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ sure , u know one of ladies pull a gun out and shot the kid like 3 times
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ LOL . #SadlyTrue .
I have so many bruises on my butt from the slip n slide today
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ no .. Just no
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ umm I have no comeback lolol
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ that's like half of all the songs right there
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ oh my goshhhhh I am basically crying laughing right now . That is hilarious ! We were so dumb !
I'll just sit back and laugh
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ lol well I obviously don't have plans . Not like I can go anywhere
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you never know what drunk cici is capable of
who knew someone could get so pissed by calling him a pothead
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ bahaha
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ still that's a BAD photo of her ! Stop hating haha .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahaha yah he does
I just asked for a chocolate chip pancake at Waffle House ... I might be a little tired ! . #ineedsleep
Kendrick Perkins think he a small forward
Sorry I don't want to fuck you
#InMiddleSchool we attempted a food fight and failed
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ that new video had me dying
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ did they breakup already ?!
The sleepwalking scene in #stepbrothers is the best ! Couch pillows in the oven !
There's 13 people in my car . And like 5 seats #cantmove
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I know fo real tell me about it .. And we do have our own language
Watching baby daddy #netflix
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ omg that is you down to a T
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahaha . I know . She tried to call the office on me but didn't realize the button don't work
That's karma for you bitch
34 inches of flavored sugar
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ ✋ you're funny
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ only if we can get the hats
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ omg you're making me pee my pants stop how does he even know how to work twitter THIS ISNT MADE FOR YOUR GENERATION
I have 74$ in the bank i can't afford to settle down
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ turn the lights out , carry me home nananana I think that's how it goes
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ seriously dying from all your tweets right noww
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ c'mon love and affection wasn't that bad
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Nose bleeding ???
so many cute boys and all of them are gay
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ uhh I think I do haha !
\I feel like painting my nails half drunk isn't a good idea " lmao "
Please , continue to rev your focus at my ranger . I'm totally intimidated ... #not #fordproblems
Daahahahhahaa omg I'm actually laughing at you
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ it's terrible
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I use that for my alarm too !!
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ soooooooo you're saying I should drive to Charlotte tomorrow and drive back Friday ?! You're crazzzYyyyy
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ your goat tweets omfg
I have an ungodly amount of people blocked on here
glad your suppose to be my friend #fuckfakefriends
A year ago today my son was being made
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ yess lets get it trending to show respect
If Facebook stalking was a profession , _TWITTER-ENTITY_ & amp ; I would be straight CEO's
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ are you making these up ?
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahahah
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ enjoying the pictures
Adam was on another level of horny today .. Humping and grinding on everything in his sight every 5 seconds
Your mother #CanGetTheD sorry I had too it was to great to pass up !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ if I had a cast , you could have signed it feel better ? Lol
A fly is an insect ..... If I'm not mistaking
When you can connect people's subtweets to one another and you watch them indirectly tell eachother off , I just sit here like ohmygod !
Wait ... nick knows all the words to what does the fox say .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ haha I will admit that karate kick was pretty awesome !! ☺ You like screamed after it
HE SAID WRECKING BALL IM DYING
I'm honestly scared to open the presents my dad got me ... like he keeps saying I'm going to have a huge reaction wtf does that mean ?
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ someone was like you're 20 minutes late and I was like actually 25 ..
Some people just get so mad over music lmfao
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I LOVE YOUUU !!
Hahaha Ian spell Kati instead of Kait
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ oh shit I got my money on eagle
Morgan's so stupid
I love Jason Bateman
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ OMG I USED TO WANT HIM SO BAD #stilldothoo
Blue pants , Mohawk , ad talking about wearing a thong . OMG !!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Getting churnt like butta
Lmfao really though , what a great first impression
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ best story teller superlative for class of 2011 ..
My mom seriously just told me if I go back to WVU next semester , she's cutting me off
MY DAD JUST MADE ME SHAMPOO THE CARPET
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ send me a picture
Oh ... no wonder I've been on the verge of murdering people this week
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ was the bitch necessary ?
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ ☝️you should have studied .
Watching _TWITTER-ENTITY_ and drinkin wine with my fiancé , #happyvday
\Can I work here ? I'll do anything . I could get in my bra and you could throw nails at me ! I could dance for you ! " #LizLemon #30rock "
Love you out loud is so old
I just saw my Uncle Jimmer and Linda riding bikes .
So who you talking about now ? damn , I haven't hated someone so much in my life
Mom- Nathan go show them the in and outs . Me- nah . I can show them the end and outs .
But why does demarco think he can beat me ??
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahahahaha make a vine of that if you do
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ who is that ?
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ haha you must be a realllllly bad driver if you think four ways are hard Erin
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ ' s video made me cry I was laughing so hard . I do the same thing where everything in my room has to be unplugged before I leave
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ right lol like do you want this work too ?
This dude stole one of my cinnamon twists at the counter when I was going to get it _TWITTER-ENTITY_
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ video had my rolling
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ the real steal would be not wasting money on that at all
Lmao just a year ago you were making fun of them for that
Honestly when I see her boyfriend I'm like but she would just laugh at me if she knew
17 Saw you yesterday and It seemed like you were having a good time
i know Tina's family doctor
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ Corianne I don't think anyone can forget you if they tried
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I still haven't figured out what I'm going to do while you're at work though .
I am wearing clothes that dont have me looking like an animal today
You make no sense hah . This is making my night reading her tweets
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ I dont even wanna see what you guys have of me
I wonder if your girlfriend knows you just texted me
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ they sound terrible
We just kinda set my house on fire _TWITTER-ENTITY_
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you'll just have to remember your song in briar patch !
“ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ : Being a cashier has made me realize that the human population is just plain ... stupid” I need a middle finger emoji for this
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ omg I had a purple one
Lmao I'm so good at changing the subject
When my sister snap chats & gt ; & gt ; hahaha she makes the funniest faces
I think _TWITTER-ENTITY_ is coming over to #TeamJD
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I'm dying of laughter right now
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ #reasonswhyimsingle everyone hates me .
I can't believe Taylor and I watched that whole stupid ass movie last night with Corey . and even the Eminem documentary
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahahaha I know right ?
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ it's okay , I can't help my problem either
He said no he's got arms and legs too
nobody remembers her ? okay guess I'm the only one who remembers that fucking damn rap #Dead
SNL is just a win right now
Dumb sloot talking to him agian
Did that release just happen ?
I need to get help im mentally unstable
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ that's what's up ... Lucky
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ lmfao love you
Blair is so fascinated with AHS
Bitches will talk about you all day long , but when you walk past them , they get quiet
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I still laugh ! Hahah
\I feel like you're gunna grow up to be my aunt " ..... oooooohhhhkay Merry _TWITTER-ENTITY_ "
Boo just back handed the fuck out of gabby
Still cant believe you blocked me
Lansdale catholic put up 26 on wood yesterday what were they playing the back ups
Shew . I'm gonna get in trouble . Lol
My nose is bruised .. _TWITTER-ENTITY_
my mom gets so mad over words with friends . like wtf it's just a game
I don't have any guys to tweet about
the fact that my uncle and _TWITTER-ENTITY_ mom date
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ lmfao oh my you make me laugh . we're gonna be friends .
You call her crazy but you still talk to her fake or fake
Jenny's new avi & gt ; & gt ; & gt ; & gt ;
Meghan's gramma just kissed me on the forehead .
The questions _TWITTER-ENTITY_ gets on ask > & gt ; & gt ;
People watching in NYC
The bug bite on the back of my leg looks like I'm itching my ass every time I scratch it
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ is cool as hell & amp ; this is the first time we've actually talked . ☺️
don't make me laugh when I have mouthwash in !!!! #TooFunny _TWITTER-ENTITY_
Get him to the Greek > & gt ; & gt ;
Alissa is defiantly my new favorite person
marcoz is too funny
Are you ugly ? A liar like me ? #np
That movie was awful what are you saying
The bills have 1 nationally televised game and it's on a Thursday hahahah
In the 3 videos I just watched I wander how many times _TWITTER-ENTITY_ said literarily . #sassmaster
- hahah whenever you see me you always try to sneak up behind me . You awkwardly say hi and then walk away . You're a good friend though
Tf is with the glasses mark
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ bio & gt ; & gt ; & gt ; & gt ; #teamtazisafag
Why do I have a lazy eye in my school picture
Girls taking gravs
Olivia is going in
okay . I'll lurk for 5 more minutes then do my homework .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahaha i love you guys both ok ! ❤❤
It's so cute how you pretend to like cars and you didn't even know what a BOV was . Adorable .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ my mom is the same way with me can't help it though !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ yea . Just ask Brandon !
Uh , I'll pass geez she must be bad for you to hate her .
#letsmakeitawkward _TWITTER-ENTITY_ and that Ryan Markoff kid
Me and Jay on our football high !
How many times have we struck out Miggy this series ?
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ for some reason I thought you would be the only one that would recognize the genius behind it
Aleka and I are inseparable so good luck #bestfriends
These youtube videos _TWITTER-ENTITY_ is showing lol
At first , it pissed me off .. But then I realized you're the one who's lookin ' dumb now
I feel like my whole English class should just have 1 huge group message and compare answers since no one read
Somebody called me and kirch kid and play
Jason Kidd is running 2-3 right now
I keep watching mr Tusko's video
Someone just told me that \you know I'm better than you , you need to accept it " #TakeASeat "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I am !!
Haha cannon just gave me money to clean his room I can work with that !
So , I was driving and a guy had a cat in the car and as I was driving the cat hit him in the face with its tail . I can't .
People adding me on fb then do a truth is saying they don't me ! ASSWIPES YOU ADDED ME #gtfo
Greg j said \ uh I don't think I've uh actually uh technically uh ever raped a girl or whatever " _TWITTER-ENTITY_ "
Addison just told me my hair was ratchet
The practice suit I want is 40$ so my mom is flipping out on me .. Ok
For being a girl and a lesbian , I sure do say \suck my dick " a lot . "
What am I getting myself in to
Oh you know just runnin skunks out of the hospital #ERlife
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ WOW wrong song I meant Stuck in A kodak my bad
One of my many talents is serenading people . Ask my friends
Like Other than the fact that I'm cold as fuck that was hilarious
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ that is adorable☺️ I'm either gonna be a hippie or a pirate haha
I love bonding time with my dad . The things we talk about it .
Did u see this Jason Kidd thing ? I'm dying
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Hahahaha , I was JUST thinking about that ! That was the best thing ever !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I'm waiting on my Grammy nomination for the performance I give of it in my truck !
My parents built a pull barn and instead of buying each other Christmas presents they're buying gym equipment for it
Why can't I pass any levels in candy crush
Gonna be a cheerleader next year
I really can't believe that _TWITTER-ENTITY_ owns a colored dog ...... L-O-L
\I can get all my classes done in 3 months and have 11 months of break " stupidest thing I've ever said "
I swurr Riff Raf is so ugly
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ four years ?! Jesus ....
12345- A- girls side
A 6 pound ball won't let you win haha . But you'll beat the rug and ill get to watch him rage again
Sittin by a campfire and then Tanner plays Spongebobs campfire song > & gt ; & gt ;
Hey _TWITTER-ENTITY_ how'd you feel getting up at 7 this morning
Hannah likes bananas though
Out to dinner with _TWITTER-ENTITY_ in Boston and she's using her phone as a bread plate ...
It's not the length of the wand , it's the diameter that holds the magic !
I feel like I know what that was about
If you see me today .. I'm sorry
Big S/O to _TWITTER-ENTITY_ on All-Area team and bringing in beans for the Toys for Tots
Watching bound 2 and Miley Cyrus music video with my mom and all her friends ..... best night
I'm dying _TWITTER-ENTITY_
My dad threatened to ground me and I said do it and he then replied well you don't leave the house anyway so
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ OH GOD IT WASNT MACARONI
And if I don't text you back ... 99% chance I'm ignoring you . I always have my phone but there's still a 1% chance oz you'll never know
That my friend is the karma of fucking a good girl over , you end up with a bitch & amp ; your life sucks .
As I'm leaving for OU jenna asks me if I have cash and when I said yes she like enough to bail you out of jail ?
Did they really choose Juan to be the next bachelor
Then he said the proper term would be Native American
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ FUNNY .
Lmfao on moodle and in the online users section for the last 5 mins there's a kid name Jesse Balls
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I don't have them anymore
My sister said and I quote \Faith Hills tit is gunna fall out " please just stop✋✋ "
Jackie's gonna kill me for putting that video of her on Instagram
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I'm Sorry lol
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ haha tms has always been decent with volleyball . I'm just referring to the coaches ! Lmao ahh long story
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ i know i saw that !!! Hahahah
full house is my life .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ psh mmhhmm sure
Most senior classes all get along but ours ... We all want to punch each other in the face at one time or another #hilarious
When I see people feening on twitter for the iPhone 5/retweeting iPhone giveaways I just sit & amp ; laugh cause I got the iPhone 5 in December
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ might need more than that ...
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ well then .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I am so happy for you #congrats ! I'm Low key jealous . I guess this is what girls feel when they want a ring on it Gboyprobz
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I just sprayed that perfume on me bc it smells so good❤️
At least he gave me a ride home hahah !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Only the best babysitters let there baby brother chug a beer
Why did Kedric just try to roll over the car ?!
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ pleaseeee . you'll be down in a second .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahahaha omg that was hilarious !!!
I should have taken a loan out for tickets to this game !! I done threw my cover off !
Holy shit I had a long night .
And we thought we were crazy bitches . Sweetie , you need to quit being psychotic . _TWITTER-ENTITY_
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ lol I couldn't help myself
When my niece calls the help button in the elevator #dead
Did I just see a myspace commercial ? #WhatTheHell #throwbackthursday
These grapes love Shannon
Jess got scared by a leaf
Who needs sleep when you have an iPhone 5 ?
I don't hate you because your ugly , your ugly because I hate you .
My Nanna just asked if they have leap years in America
There's so much drama going on and I'm just sitting here posting pictures of my kittens on Instagram ... #happy #dramafree
Very convinced there is something wrong with _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ and _TWITTER-ENTITY_ just by their snapchat videos
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ that makes twooo of us
Idc anymore . The thirst is real for _TWITTER-ENTITY_
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ drunk ? Hope ? No wayy
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ cause I hate them . and took more hours away .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Antwon .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ sarcasm Mr. Bean . But they're pretty attractive
how creppy someone is bay
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Hahaha zephune is playing with it
Why would you ever need to run and eat nachos ?? Bc her dad came home early
#funfact I actually had a great uncle jesse , learned that today
Tosh is a Douche ..
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ your bio
Got to Shelby in less then 15 minutes . #prostatus
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ THIS HAS TO HAPPEN
Preachers Daughters cracks me up every time I watch it
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ if you have kids at all ...... or get married at all .....
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ We suck .
After being 21 for only a night I found out how expensive it really is
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ lol _TWITTER-ENTITY_ her
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I just hate when I'm trying to get my nails done and unwind I'm being reminded of reality and that I'm single ! Lol
rearranging my room two days before i leave for college ? #mylife
Girls yelling at each other in Pizza Hut parking lot
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ to watch and I might bring amber there that night so I can sleep longer Sunday lol . Hell ill run some shit ! #jk #slowpokes
I almost said something
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I thought your tweet said that you're were pumped for daylight savings time .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Dr. Phil hahahahahaha
I'm gunna be in so much pain Saturday
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ I peed
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ do it do it , just fucking do it and don't forget to stomp it before hand though
If hockey was a drink , it would be unsweet tea
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I taped both sides and the middle for awhile
Okay _TWITTER-ENTITY_ I see you doing lines in the bathroom
My gramps just told me to sit down so I went to sit and he took the chair away and I fell on the ground . So I him & amp ; he hit me back .. Abuse
Coming into college , my head coach knew me as \Jolly John " "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Who are you hugging at 11 at night .
\The first time I took shrooms I hugged this girl for a good 15 minutes and it felt so right " "
\Let's be adults here " "
My bed is so squeaky
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ LOL !!
every snapchat I take I think my mom judges me thatttt more #shethinksimweird
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ That's what I though ! But nooo , I'm done complimenting you and your mean self !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I think it's the smell of all the formaldehyde in the science pod getting I me
I love snapchatting with _TWITTER-ENTITY_
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahaha that's what I though then .
You think you're hot shit and so tough but you got the shit beat out of you
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ New nickname is half a beer
Scared the hell out of _TWITTER-ENTITY_ yesterday . Almost died laughing .
She blacked out from being too drunk , leaned forward while blacked out , and absolutely nose-dived onto the ground .. all 265 pounds of her
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ happy cry
ur sooo conceded
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ * disgusting haha
Ryan Clark on browns being in first place , \I don't even like how that sounds " "
Why is my little brother wide awake at 1:30 in the morning ? When I was 11 I was asleep by 10
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ i mean , its not NEEDED , but id like to meeet ya eventtually
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ your my favorite ! Thanks jake
Because we're like the same person
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ only if you go first .
Some of the strung out people that come tannin #whatareyouon
What is in me
\ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ : I have dreams about the same people every time I have a dream ""
My grandma has no filter !!! Is that where I get it from ??
Thorbjorn is my favorite golfer because of his name
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hmm wonder who this is about
Brandon goes \Hey , your phone is black ! Does that mean it runs faster ? " Omfg "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ good one . Did you look that up ?
When my dad gives me 50 dollars for mo state and tells me to spend it on good beer not shitty beer LOLOLOLOL dont worry pops !
It's bc I crack myself up
#throwback to when _TWITTER-ENTITY_ killed the fifth grade class pet
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ do your paper today
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ for making my life with her bourbon street pictures
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I love you bubba haha
Not a lot of people like you
It was just an imitation . So ... it's okay .
Staying up late so you sleep later so you aren't bored the rest of tomorrow
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ doesn't know how to do math
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ those videos damn you slapped her hahaha
I'm too funny
But it was actually amazing and so much fun . Uncles argued over shit , like who was faster & amp ; almost raced outside . But overall , great
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ and I's convo right now
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ ' s little comment this morning was hilarious but i still hate him for it
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ and Hudson are yelling at each other from their rooms and telling each other to suck a dick . Hahaha I love my family !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ IS THIS WHAT YOU WANT ? IS THIS WHAT YOU LIKE ?!
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ haha right it's the bestt !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ haha that's veryyyyy true !! But the marks are usually on our faces
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you no me so well it's ridiculous , guess what I'm watching right now
That stuff was poisonous & amp ; I didn't even know it . LONDYN
My sister just told me I was an ugly fat cow because I snapchatted her a picture I drew of her
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ smh . You're wrong
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ MY MIND IS BLOWN . I'll be looking for it from now on
My coworkers are gonna be so excited tomorrow to see the brownies I made _TWITTER-ENTITY_ brought in .. Too bad they can't have em ' #sofunny #icant
I'm such a bitch though
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ omg . lol just fail . like who cares .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you must be drunk than cause that's false
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ One of the officers I was working with said \Once we get done with Deputy Dipshit we'll go get food . " It was his coworker . "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I hate to say it but the racist jokes are my favorite
Surrounded by a bunch of guys and know what each and every one of them has done Seriously wish _TWITTER-ENTITY_ was here !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ to reply retard . #SUCHASLUT
I still find it funny that Ally was crying durning a movie she didn't understand .. I think she might've wiped away a tear with a French fry
Casey needs to text me back .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ this just made my night .
The men that works and hangs out at my Grandpa's garage are more gossipy than teenage girls
When _TWITTER-ENTITY_ & amp ; _TWITTER-ENTITY_ dad walks around in his boxers when I'm around
I just found like 7 selfies of you on my iPod _TWITTER-ENTITY_
I will not marry a guy that won't watch disney movies with me . Flat out
ahh , it smells like cheeseburgers , feet , and virgins wise words of Alyssa
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I know we are ! I am pretty Ratchet though . Haha I kinda like it though . It's the best style I pull off
Yeah way to represent your school #trader #justleave
tonight has seriously been the best . ❤️
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ my mom said she's never even heard that word before . Knowing my mom it's just hilarious
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ truth lol
Playing basketball yesterday reminded me of 2 things .. One , I miss it so bad . & amp ; Two , I suck , still . Terribly
Wanna go to bed but at the same time I wanna stay up ?
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ it is pretty fun hahah
It must get old obsessing over my life✋
Justin Bieber is not a faggot ..
Walk in Brits house and Jerry's sing bitches and hoes
I was told I can't laugh anymore because my laugh is too loud #oops
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I know
I've never laughed so hard in my life
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ omg I know , it wouldn't be attractive that's for sure
\Dicks do not look in black and white . " "
Nice solid 5.5 hour homework grind and not even halfway done
Robbie's last tweet & gt ; & gt ; & gt ;
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ actually I forgot and and that is actually the real truth so oops but hold on
\ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ : All these hard asses talking about fighting tomorrow , over Facebook " thats why Twitter is dope . I rarely see beef "
is the most boring response to something funny
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ I work 4 hours a day mom-thurs . Weekends off and every other Saturday 8-11 . I ❤️ if
Fat pieces of shit
Why is this movie so much scarier now than it was before oh my gosh
I just yelled #RollTide at my sisters new neighbors as they're moving in . What has happened to me ?! ❤️
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ who is this about ?!
Me and _TWITTER-ENTITY_ have been at camp for a little over 4 hours and we've already been invited by people twice
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ my grandma tagged me in this on my moms Facebook
OH FRIGGIN CHRIST #barbara #teenmom2
Guys I am j . harris's number one fan .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I could go to 24hour and see everyone of these stereotypes
Just kidding he didn't die
Charlie Is the literally the funniest , cutest old man ever
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ ha ha ha !! The devil would runaway !!
We're the millers & gt ; & gt ; & gt ; & gt ;
If I do what I want when I know your gonna get mad that should show you that ion really care
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ your team sacked me 400 times
I sent kaytie a snapchat of my butt hahah
\ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ : _TWITTER-ENTITY_ am I hot or what ...? oh gosh ... WHYYY " Oh yeah Alisha , you're so hot "
Big Mik flicked my cutie on the floor ! And was surprised when I picked it up and ate it
I can't deal with that video I sent Lacressa
Damn . You're not trying very hard then
SING YOU PALE MARSHMALLOW !!! _TWITTER-ENTITY_
First thing my aunt says when she sees my brother for the first time in awhile \you must be lifting weights or something " "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ all ur tweeting about is food
Peters mad because I went to Brickhouse and I are all his tots
40 Dollars ... #ImRich
Teen Beach Movie is on again tonight and I'm really excited #awkward
I love friends who can't keep their word
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you got a little sneaker price
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ no and he took the last piece of pizza
Not even a couple , still the worlds best couple _TWITTER-ENTITY_
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ oh that's lame depending on the size of the other guy !
Where is the one who put it down right ! #lmao
Bruh y'all need to step ur game up like ASAP
The Fresh Prince has me cryin right now
Cause you're nine
Fuck you Clint and send my sister with her hahahahaha
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Diallo slammed this Vince kid . Lol . I barely got to see it
Never letting _TWITTER-ENTITY_ live down offering me popcorn and not even having any !
\We gotta stage 5 clinger on our hands " _TWITTER-ENTITY_ only best friends understandddd "
Even when my speedy freezes give me cramps i still continue to drink it . I luv them too much
This whole thing was a joke . Me and Sidney aren't actually fighting
Shelb the vampire thing was for me you're like black shut up
My moms a trip mannnnn .
JAYCI HORN IS PREGNANT ?! OMG IM DYINGGGG
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I'm sure you can shop in the gift shop
Me and _TWITTER-ENTITY_ conversations ......
kyra and her brother be analyzing hsm3 how he get up on stage so fast ? how they form the e-h like that ? _TWITTER-ENTITY_
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ PCB pic from my disposable are developed
Best April fools joke by far
Her tweets are cracking me up
We're supposed to be debating in English and my whole group is doing that thing that makes your pencil looks like it's bending
I always give Morgan the hiccups
Hahahaha the convo I'm having right now & gt ; & gt ; & gt ;
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ #shoobiebelikeatshoprite do you still use these shoprite cards ?
“ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ : I SHOULD STOP FALLING IN LOVE WITH PEOPLE I SEE IN PUBLIC PLACES THAT I LITERALLY DON’T KNOW AT ALL” me at work all the time
Pretty sure I send the most embarrassing snapchats to you .. _TWITTER-ENTITY_
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ that's what beer will do to you !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ i didn't even read my book
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ lawwwddyyyy Gurll that was soo hawwttt I just had to screenshot it
RJ has jokes today omg
Poor , Alex .
\ that's right get slapped , you'll learn " Destinee is to much _TWITTER-ENTITY_ "
I can only talk to two people right now & amp ; not flip out on them . #thisisalwaysgood
Nothin like ending the night with a phone call with my future hubby
I'm done off then hunter Moore slut things
So my english is pretty bad on twitter and in texting it's worse
Cheese tobacco .
I was going to make that my avi but he did it first .
About to be a fight in small gas engines
I was expecting a 2 but hey thanks
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I love that shit ! makes you feel special
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ seeing that would bring pure happiness to my life
This nigga said there's a dress code like he gon be security at the front door
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ GOOD ! I WAS GETTING WORRIED
Mygoodness you are the easiest person to make fun of _TWITTER-ENTITY_
When Julianna meows back at the cat & gt ; & gt ;
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ HAHA GREG
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ it's hiding
Fair warning . You really don't know what you're getting yourself into
Bitches be like \can I get on a payment plan for my Parking ticket " _TWITTER-ENTITY_ "
the only goodnight texts I ever get is from Alicia ok #mylife
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I thought it was broke ?! Lolol
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I do what I can lol her and her watermelon head . ✌️
the feeling when Brody was sitting on us _TWITTER-ENTITY_
Lol at people who try to do \OH YEAH BIG DADDY " like the original "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ she got you whipped young blood
Colin's Hellen Keller snapchat
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ sends the best snapchats ever
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Get it Wyatt
And I don't want to get help because my mom has a crush on the twenty year old maintenance guy .
When people play stupid #juststop ✋
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ can't wait to see you
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ the award is like a soccer trophy hahaha
Who wants to go to the Elyria Carnival ? #SaidNoOneEver
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ bad news were baaaaack
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ oh my god .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I caught on
Me , _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ are debating how long _TWITTER-ENTITY_ would last in Saudi Arabia .. He'd get shot in 2 seconds
Only Katie can make me laugh like this
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ was that winky face in there a hint that you're doing something besides sleeping in your bed
My mom is trying to force me to wear make up
Bill Nye the science guy is gonna be on dancing with the stars #ineedawatchthis
Tennessee fans along with every other team in the SEC is talking about Bama because y'all talk shit ALL . YEAR . LONG . Take it for a minute .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ LMAO \I can picture cote Bein a drunk and dropping out of collage " - _TWITTER-ENTITY_ lol "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I love you
Why are me and _TWITTER-ENTITY_ so damn funny
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ lol she probably just thought we were related or somethin !
Mine and ambers conversation though _TWITTER-ENTITY_ just give me my pants back
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ this is great
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ so I've been told
I'm eating so much lol . I got cookies brownies cupcakes mad chips
I'm so hot after I put this sun tab oil on fml
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ why did you just retweet my tweet ?
“ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ : 32- You're so sexy I can't stand it ! Your always changing some ones tweets up ! Haha”
Now hosting twerk workouts in our room
Hahha Machado just got tossed
omg we're best friends ha you're so nice and attractive . we got to hang soon
Looking for a bomb ass milf that's down for a 17 year old in the Pittsburgh area hmu _TWITTER-ENTITY_
Is it sad that I'm putting on my favorite dress just to go to his house for our dinner tonight because I love dressing up
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ awh why thank you !
Omg the George bush episode is killing me
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ there's 4 more days of school and pv is making fun of wh for wearing yogas ... I can't deal
My grandmas boss , a huge Oregon hedge guy , millionaire , celeb lawyer , got arrested for soliciting a prostitute . My grandma gets the company
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I don't know how thankful he'll be after he sees how crazy your gonna be ... With all the stuff you told me icing
Instead of this kid taking his test he's sleeping
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I meant gum
Ball so hard record labels wanna sign me life is a race and everyone behind me _TWITTER-ENTITY_
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ surely not ducky
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ , _TWITTER-ENTITY_ , Shelby , and I look like such fatties walking down the hall with 2 sonic drinks each & amp ; food✌ #FeelLikeItsFine
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I had to post it
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ oh ok lol
I should not be having to help my sister in college on her homework !!! #loveher _TWITTER-ENTITY_
I hate one direction but their commercial for macys is hilarious
I'm not even gonna lie to you twitter I'm wearing this makeup tomorrow to ...
When your walking and texting and almost bump into someone else walking and texting in the hallways
My baby boy growin up so fast . Already graduated . Gonna be in college in a couple months . So proud of you man ! _TWITTER-ENTITY_
Playing draw something > & gt ; & gt ; #halerious
Like if im mid sentence . And you would like your lips to touch mine for a couple seconds . I wouldnt mind tbh
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ not as bad as that car your cousin wanted to sell
Bailey \is the food free ? " Mom " we pay for it in the hospital bill " Bailey " you have cancer , it should be free " Lol okay bailey "
White guys hitting on _TWITTER-ENTITY_
Lmao I'm so mean ! #ohwell #SorryNotSorry ✌️
lol mommys gonna get into a fight with my old boss
This is a twitter fight but nobody is _TWITTER-ENTITY_ ing each other
I already ready for the Bahamas ☀
poor girl didn't even know .
White chicks never gets old
I love you and I hate you #drunkass we've had out good times !
Because that's what I just witnessed
Thinking if weird scenarios in my head
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ it's so easy ! I should've helped you study for global not bio
My dad just called me el diablo lol apparently I'm the devil guys
I told her the story of how he yelled at me when I bagged groceries wrong , she's like \psychopath .. " "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ It's not my fault your grade is filled with whores
“ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ : _TWITTER-ENTITY_ like , I can't with her . ” I know I know . And I can just see your reaction to opening it .
my mom spilled coffee at the game yesterday and cleaned it up with a pad . like a freaking maxi pad . she is so embarrassing .
Instead of clapping and cheering , we've been screaming YAAASSSSS and I'm fucking dying .
I'm still so rusty at cod I want me neediness back
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ haha yes she called me last night and told me !
My aunt is moaning so fn loud cause of the massage chairs at the nail place
I'll take you there someday boo
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you're the best that would honestly make my life complete . Unlimited brews and candy .
Me : mom why'd you get crawfish ? Mom : because your sister wants to suck the heads off . #why #omg
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you're the only person who thinks I'm funny !
This is a rule ; you CAN NOT fuck with one girl from Columbia and expect not to get tagged from them all . #ColumbiaGirls
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Do i look like her yet ? I just did it to myself in my mirror ... #Dying #Lolol
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ maybe I told him when we dated ??
Hope you're ready for tomorrow _TWITTER-ENTITY_ !!!
Omg this is about to get really interesting
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ your food like you said on your last tweet (;
We live in a world where we crack on our own friends
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ Sounds legit !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I show this to my mom and she goes OMG there's something on its head EW what is it !?! Lmao
I just beat the shit out of this nigga
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ #ourlife I miss you .
They should have had Kanye west present that pinnacle award to Taylor swift .
Could this week get worse ? Watch me get fired or something tomorrow .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ \say sorry even tho you don't mean it " sorry ... NOT sorry . I miss your dad "
Haha does she know I was the one who introduced all those songs to you
Andie just asked me to either have sex or have snacks I'm not sure which one
Looking everyone's old MySpaces
An i the only one who sighs at people who crop people out of their profile picture and you can like see their arm
I really am a good example/ bad example . If you don't want your kids learning things they shouldn't learn yet , don't let them around me
Don't match and can't breathe . Clearly I'm doing good this morning #not
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ oh lol that's funny
The mornings after going out are the best because of all the stories
It's like a while body massage whenever I'm in Chris's car
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ just perfect
Dancing Around Your House Because You Give A Shitt
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ is hilarious
Playing Nathan in soccer has it to be one of the funniest things ever .
\Anytime , now only if I could get some of ur precious time haha " if you can't spell every word out you can't get my " precious time " #Sorry "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ because there's a black girl screaming at her boyfriend outside of our bedrooms
A cowboy rode into town on friday , he stayed for three days , and then left , on friday . #HowDidHeDoIt #
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahaha . okay okay .
Showed my grandma the vine of that amazing catch , and she asked me if it was Jacob
She who laughs last , laughs best
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Nope ....
Penis ' are like boobs or snowflakes , there's no two the same .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ IDK HOW TO I ASK EVERYONE AND I STILL DON'T GET A ANSWER
#131313 it's definitely gonna be different in softball this year ! No one being loud and hilarious with Rustie anymore but your pretty !
Me and _TWITTER-ENTITY_ code names > & gt ; & gt ; & gt ;
I love being a douche
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ my cousin
Oh just yanno Kyle making people smell his finger and armpit . What's wrong with him ? #strange
Awkwardest moment of my life
No female wants a scrawny little bitch boy . Quit focusing on 6 pack Abs and pick up some weights & amp ; Protein . #WellsomefemalesDo
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ lol thanks . On my way back now
Don't drop the coconut !!!!! _TWITTER-ENTITY_
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahaha my dad made us go to shell and buy literally like 5 bottles of Mountain Dew and 5 bags of Doritos . He's nuts
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ analysis of functions , it's my math class
Got kicked out of the middle school today . HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
BIG TEN trophy so small
fuck it unzipping my jacket to get some airflow ✌
Julie told me that story about whatever in whoevers bed .
I have literally been sleeping since I got home from school
Now even high schools are paying players
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ haha that's so weird what was it about
I love Bobs ack in Thailand " tweets #hisstruggle #asiangrind "
Freckle Dick is always in his feelings
I'm seriously so bored that I'm going for a run
In about 3 seconds , I will be turning the light in before I set foot in the bathroom to pee ... I have serious issues . _TWITTER-ENTITY_ #bloodymary
What ally just told me > & gt ; & gt ; & gt ; it's true though but it's so fucking funny
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ that just made me laugh out loud
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Yeah it would ! Oh we will for sure
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ who knows
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ so that's why I always hit curbs
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Claaara sonhei com vc ' -' vc trouxe um bolo pra mim
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I'm just saying feel free to tag me but I will make that happen .
I wouldn't even skate today
HAHAHA thinking about how in Florida me and _TWITTER-ENTITY_ tricked _TWITTER-ENTITY_ and made her think her phone was shattered
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ we are constantly judging them
My Asian friend in my class said he was wearing something special today . I get to class to find out he wasn't lying . It's a silk tuxedo .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ pretty much same here . I honestly think its just so much that I'm used to tuning it out and I don't notice it
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ lmfao I'm jk jeeze
Lol when my professor says we are going to watch scenes from the vagina monologues and 2 guys sitting near me just get up and leave
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I can't deal
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I knew you were gonna go home and look for it !
Are we being punk'd ?!? Lol . What in the entire fuck was that ..... that wasn't human
Its sad when your only options are people three years younger than you at least and they still dont even want to get with you
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ abby isnt that a great picture
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I literally hate you
Ann beats son up
My dad just asked me why I don't have a necklace on ... What are you , the fashion police ?!
My dad keeps making fun of me for the way I watch tv and I should be mad but I keep laughing #oneearedlistener
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahaha nooo Id rather be stupid than go back
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ two peas in a pod
Holy fucking mother or Jesus Christ shit tits .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I didn't even do mine . Oops . Doing it tomorrow .
No school for me !! not for another 2 weeks
“ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ : _TWITTER-ENTITY_ bitch . I'm so over the music they play every damn day”hahah you right . I just hate it bc it plays for sooo long !
You talk about not having any friends but in reality its cuz you bitch .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hates me .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I LOVE YOU DYL . It's all good , my nose is cool now .
I love Andy Samberg .
Our group message . & gt ; & gt ; & gt ; _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_
when I said friends , I meant it . don't keep calling me abe " . "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ omg your twitter name has me WEAK !!!!!!
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I felt a tear forming in my eye . It was a tear of joy . Twerk it girl , twerk it !!
Hah . Bye !
She hit me with that damn snake again
Justin just sent me a snapchat of himself in my grandmas bathroom
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ well i'm not helping you ... i have a test tomorrow and it's on study island .
My dad keeps saying \mad niggerish " and I just don't understand what it means but it's so funny "
Crying laughing at _TWITTER-ENTITY_ snapchats
Lol when you blatantly catch a man starring at your ass
If i spit on you it'd be an improvement !
And I'm still in bed
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you sure you didn't submit that ?
Lol that's funny as hell
I don't know what I'd do without our group message _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_
I can never tell of a tweet is about me or not
omg Kylie Kardashion when she was 12 & gt ;
Welp . It isn't a true drive with Sydney until we get COMPLETELY lost several times ... #TheUsual
I laugh so hard when I hit my funny bone
You're so badass for getting fucked up on a school night
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ oh thanks
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ he's been up here for like a month now !
\I just had sex with him , that's it " You got to be shittin me "
Tay said keagans man
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ shut up .
Havnt looked at my girlfriend
I just don't be caring
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you shaved man ??
Andrew is fuckin hilarious when he's drunk
The sad playlist _TWITTER-ENTITY_ made me junior year is playing in my iTunes
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ ohh ...
I would rather shoot myself than go to a tractor pull
never thought this day would come .. best day at work ever
Why did I just get on my myspace ?!
.. youre not serious right
I favorite every single one of Jay Gatsby tweets . i can't help myself
He must be high thinking I'd share my Pringles .
I've snapchatted everyone on my friends atleast three times today
These Drake pictures . #ToGood
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ haha priorities !
I'm sitting here like wtf is that noise and it's my breathing
All I remember is yelling _TWITTER-ENTITY_ to stop touch Justin when she was all the way across the room
Hey guys . What do you think was Chris Brown's biggest hit ? I'm terrible . But I came up with that myself . It's the espresso talking .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you do ? Yay !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ for real though . Me and David were geekin
ok I'm done
were so mean to eachother ..
after the convo Cheese & amp ; I just had I now completely realize no one else would accept the shit I say .. #bffstatus #nonewfriends
When I ask Danielle for one physics question and she takes an hour to do it with all her friends #nolife
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ your butt is talented LMAO
I'm too sober for _TWITTER-ENTITY_ right now . _TWITTER-ENTITY_
Did you just congratulate me for reading ?!?
Literally just got sick and was piling for 5 possibly 10 minutes #yourwelcome
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ well don't do anything physical until I catch up to you , jokes .
It's good to have some alone time at waffle house
love watching kaleigh take selfies
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ awhAnd who doesn't love soccer ?! Oh yeah , losers
But since i don't I'll probably third wheel it
Its a joke
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ awe ole adorable looking ass dude
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ matter of fact don't tell em about us ... I don't want twitter to mess up what we got
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I noticed that .
You're 12 , why are you crying for attention ?
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ We're not that bad !
now I'm real confused
Try outs you half a meatball #TheLongestYard
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ lmao .
“ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ : No , I don't owe you any sexual favors . I let you keep your penis after you lied to me . I think that's though . ”
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ : Never EVER in my life did I think that Mamma Wendy could whip shitties Hahahaha yesss it was awesome _TWITTER-ENTITY_
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ yes did you hear me screamingit was good tho ! I still watched it !
I think we should try an open relationship
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I fought Austin tho
How is it that I only tried on one dress and I was shopping for over 7 hours ? Too picky I guess
For the 15 minutes we stood outside last night I actually had fun ! ☺
don't let it get to your head .. I'm just tryin to fuuuuuuck .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I always pretended he was rapping to me
I'm the one laughing out loud #whatilooklike
I'm terrible at keeping my own secrets
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ he like rapped a lol Wayne song and then he sang cruise . I can't listen to it ever again . I'm scarred
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ we definitely are and no it did !!! Jason said something in the accent before he was about to leave !
i haven't even gotten out of bed yet
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ yes I do
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ too late
Mr. rydlewski sr. just called out _TWITTER-ENTITY_ for camping ... I'm dead #camping #hitsfromthebong
The amount of times that people purposely try to scare the shit out of me at work is unreal #hatemen
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ kidding I won't .
Logan told me he wants to be a special surprise .. You were definatly that my little friend ❤️
dunkin donuts is my drug
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ I'm not mad that's the thing but u countinue to argue with me and blades you have no idea IDW your shit
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ some nice new boots to tuck your jeans into
act your age not your shoe size
Big shout out to _TWITTER-ENTITY_ for reminding me what day of the week it is with his snapchat
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ them markers were going to do some type of damage . Listen , I don't joke I choke
I'm too competitive ill fight a bitch over softball
Probably should be studying
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ lmfao way to make me look lezbo #bitches
This snow bird is going 60
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ people are gunna see my locker and call me the sharply of HSE
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ what are you guys even talking about ?
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ sorry I'm not into you . Really it's not you , it's me not being into you .
I just slammed into the garage door . What is my life
Lol _TWITTER-ENTITY_ how my ex tries and gets me in trouble
Soo Isaac told me that the ref told us to stop yelling , & amp ; we continued to do it . _TWITTER-ENTITY_
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ dying
I laugh in a room by myself when I watch #vines
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ ppftttt ... Hahaha His lips can't wait to taste her skin lol
idk if it's a lot but I just put 20 grapes in my mouth .
“ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ : Honestly if you didn't know my friends and I really good there's a slight possibility you would think we're lesbians ”
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ WHY CAN'T I RETWEET THIS
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahahahahahahaha oh my god
I thought that was pretty funny
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I know I am
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ bahahaha #sadbuttrue
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ if you know it , tell me what she looks like !!!
Why am I listening to the Miley Cyrus pandora station right now ? It's actually pretty good tho . #sorrynotsorry
My grammar and spelling skills go out of the window in snap chat
#GuyCode is funnier than fuck #dying
Hey nick saban do you have a second ?
This pass weekend I had some horrible luck
I miss summer 2 years ago . Forgot how much fun I had #reminiscin
Drama class is gonna be awk now ... Good thing it's semestered
So I'm the devil and _TWITTER-ENTITY_ hates me because I sent a snap chat video of me drinking chocolate milk ! She's just jealous
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hey hey I have like a 96 in this class so what's the worst grade I could get
Everybody has me dyin right now
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahaha good question . I don't really know
I seriously amaze myself
Like im seriously losing it over here
Poor Abbs is a volleyball girl .. ✋
if your having a bad day , just watch my vine ! lol
Autocorrect is messing up a lot of my tweets tonight . whoops .
Pretty sure you just sub tweeted me . Don't even talk to you ... #Don'tHateMeCauseYouAintMe
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I can just picture your face while listening to this voicemail
“ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ : Pulled an all nighter the day before the first say of school ? Haha swag . ” Let me know how your day goes !! #YouCrazy
Haha my brother rapping every word to area codes by Ludacris incredible !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you don't have to be in college to go
I love watchin Cops !
Does your boyfriend know you're still in love with your ex & amp ; have told her numerous times ? #lol
Im such a creep
oohmygossh . Twitter is getting exciting . _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahaha i havent even noticed that one !
You are my biggest fan
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ that has never happened to me until now wow that's effed up
Would leashing your dog to a treadmill be considered animal cruelty ?
Can we all just take a moment to recognize _TWITTER-ENTITY_ , a small town white girl in a big time world
Uhh me and _TWITTER-ENTITY_ are having an interesting conversation ..
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ . I'm hitting the sheets . night love yaaa
Poor _TWITTER-ENTITY_ she knows everything about me .
Lolollllllll Kats sleep talking
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ haha yes I heard you were drunk as hell last week
god i love when i get in these fuck you moods , its great , honestly
Hope gets a love you and I get a thanks… . I see how it is ..
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Stop I'm tired ✋
Braden just said \I came in as a tight end , now I'm a wide receiver " talking about some girl . Haha dying "
Jax making those cops apologize #SOA
Never laughed so much before
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ most definitely
I don't wanna hear about this tonight
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ noon to 7:00
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ love you more boobear
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ and _TWITTER-ENTITY_ are so on point right now .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ someone should have recorded that !
Hahaha . Wow . That's all I can say .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I think I've watched it over 30 times and it still makes me cry
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I just said ok cause I really didn't give a shit
I never saw Christian run as fast as he did last night
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ but it had something to do with dabke so✋
Dying . Blind dates are NOT for me .
I actually can't do this right now
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I hate you for keeping me up until 3 last night
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ he's so in love at such a young age
\If you pull any of your shenanigans at that basketball game tonight , I'm not coming to get you this time " -My mom "
Just favorited a shit ton of your pics
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ no . No . Please no . No one wants to see all that .
We have a dairy festival queen . 🆒🆗
“ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ : Probably gained 5 lbs this break and it's not even over” I got jeans for Christmas and they aren't even close to fitting
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I never did lol
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ just wait till Miley gets them
I think Ryan wants to be a Ninja !!! _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahahaahah sometimes I'm just too funny we need a code name for him .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ seriously though ... I'm kinda self conscious about them . Sometimes I just think they're TOO big !
The pictures of Brandi
Seriously creeping on this guy snap chatting some girl , so funny !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you're funny
What is this . Sas Olivia day ? Apparantly so _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_
Mac miller a fool
So , _TWITTER-ENTITY_ has to be nice to me all day tomorrow . Lets see how this goes . #DontThinkHeCanDoIt
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you're right . It is ignorant for them to blame an entire race . I was just clearing it up for you hahah .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ were so gay
\I don't like girls over 30 ... They're up right and their face looks like leather " "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ yeah I didn't feel like typing all of them
Just took a cold journey through Alaska to meet my Eskimo Brother _TWITTER-ENTITY_
lol , 90% of this phone call has had me cracking up
oh god this is gonna be great
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ RIGHT !!! Ugh we need to watch these together girl
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you're silly
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ She is so annoying . Give Jacob her number
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ nobody will beat you tho
lol , Chick was so just creeping , she just favorited my tweet from 55 days ago .
How my dad gave me ten dollars to go to the grocery store with my mom so he doesn't have to . & gt ;
The snap chat I just sent out
Only _TWITTER-ENTITY_ would call my work and act like my nonexistent probation officer so I can see her and _TWITTER-ENTITY_
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ haha thanks !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ well go .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I know haha
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ exactly !!! Haha my hair would probably have dreads after I used that thing !
Then don't look at my stuff ..?
I said I'd do it so I did it haha
Where's the swag ? Where's the food ?
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ anytime !!! #just4you
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ stop playing
Wow leave her the fuck alone ,
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ I know right !!
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ oh I see hahahaha thanks for explaining . I was confused for like a month
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ is never in school
There are some things in life that only are to be done with best friends ... And this was one of them
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I mean I could always snapchat you pictures of the game
#FreshmanAdvice do a lot of drugs & amp ; drink all the time . Cuss at your parents & amp ; stay out all night . It makes you cool . #promise
My dog is snoring ?
Shout to ya people who got caught in the rain
While I'm over here like a hideous potato
sweetwood gives nooo fucks .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I wonder if your nipples gotta be hard before they do it ? #randomthought
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Yeahhh it happens
Yeah that's right , I like Starbucks . #shocker
I am LOLING right now . Like this drama is TOO funny .
S/O to _TWITTER-ENTITY_ for being pretty . Can't wait to see you next year .
Watching double divas . The women are crazy ..
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ whaaaat ? Sorry I don't speak ugly . ✌
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ I can't holy shit
“ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ : oh my gosh . I knew as soon as you said \you'll see who it is " that it was NOT going to be an eligible bachelor .. "
\your too young to be gross " yeah _TWITTER-ENTITY_ "
At least I think it was you guys
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ take the thottys there main hoes go to Applebee's
First pair of shoes this week lets see how many I get this week
Zzzquil is not gonna make you die , Ben
Only 4 people show up to class .
My dad hates Texas A & M so much
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ it's an addiction I've literary seen every episode ever .. I know then so well I can like perform them all for you
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ no hate on his beard .
I'm a wreckless driver . No one trust me
IT EATS ITS POOP .!!! _TWITTER-ENTITY_
Lol hearing Taylor swifts song makes me thing of his version that he listens to oops . Thanks babe ❤❤
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ That just made my day
That's the biggest lie I've ever told
Conans commercial has me dying
Just saw a Taco Bell commercial . _TWITTER-ENTITY_
Dee's really playing FarmVille
Never tell a girl if you don't like how things are between you . It will not end up well
You will be hearing from my lawyers
Me : Have you guys decided where you're going for your honey moon ? Erica : oh , idk probably Beech Fork .
Laughing at the fact that i actually think I'm gonna wake up early enough to fix my hair tomorrow
Old ladies ringtone went off on the bus-we found love by riri #died
I didn't know it was such a bad thing to miss someone
I get way to excited when I hangout with _TWITTER-ENTITY_
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ OH NONONO
Literally been waiting for this day since 7th grade _TWITTER-ENTITY_
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ reasons your my BFF
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hey I didn't miss tryouts did I ?
So since he doesn't like you anymore I'm a whore ? Seems legit .
Hangover 3 is a must !
Brady texts me the dumbest shit .
Madeline and Brentley even he their own twerking emojis
Jason's in the other room and he called jake and said \paging doctor faggot " "
Everyone is pissing off their dogs on vines
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hope you go to twitter jail ! Naw not really then I wouldn't have any tweets to read
All this time I thought Shar was going to be a freshman
When your boyfriend is dancing while driving
My does my mom love ashby so much
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ lol I know you guys got my back along with many other if everyone say what happened they would all be laughing
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ like a book on the back of the shelf old as hell pre kindle
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ okay it's a date
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ your probably right
Googly googly goo guly . _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_
Face timing with my sister and Carl & gt ; & gt ; & gt ; & gt ; & gt ; & gt ; & gt ; & gt ;
Everyone here probably think me & amp ; Lexie are the weirdest people ever .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ OH MY GOD I CAN'T EVEN BREATHE
These snapchats of _TWITTER-ENTITY_ & gt ; & gt ; & gt ; & gt ; I'm dying here !!
Can't wait for My baby's show to come on _TWITTER-ENTITY_
I love talking to my cousin Mitchell about his crazy ex girlfriends
It's embarrassing texting off other people's phones lol
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ we can stop laughing !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ stop it wasn't funny
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ for real
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ maybe haha I have about 3
99% sure the monk from viterbo is at my meat head gym and he's tatted the fuck up ?! so unbelievably weird .
I remember in middle school when Anthony got the bitches , now he look like a Mexican Brian peppers
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ don't you wish that upon me !!!!!!!!
Kevin is going to teach me to make the dollas streaming lol .
The Detroit reference in the #Psych episode tonight loved it ..
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahaha whatever you say !
Lmao ill remember that next time you eed " something I won't be there helping you ✌ "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ people are probably going to see this , an think I'm a lesbian now . Hahaha
Josh makes me laugh so hard
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ You're so fucking dumb . That's not even what that means .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ lmao that was a badass . come on now ! but swag is my middle name ... kinda
My handprint on your backk though❤ _TWITTER-ENTITY_
Everytime I eat these jolly ratchet chews , I think of _TWITTER-ENTITY_ ' s story of ms. Coder getting starburst stuck In her esophagus
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ lmfao I'm done with you !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ are you serious or is it a joke ?
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ do you have my lab book ?
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I just saw this ! Ha . I don't know who you're talking about , but this is why I love youuuu . #getemgirl
My grandpa asked me what I wanted for Christmas and when I told him what I wanted he laughed at me .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ don't know her but last name says it all !!!
This bitch looked at me weird because I ordered it . Judge me bitch judge me
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ oh raelynn .....
When I \miss behave " my dad threatens to send me to live with my mom . #NotFunnyDad #I'llLearnTho "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ #mavrickclose was talking to me
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ and who's going to the playoffs .. Oh that's right not us ? my bad . ✋
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ makes me laugh
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ at least we finally had some emotional Closure for it .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ wait till you see the video .
I cannot believe what _TWITTER-ENTITY_ and I are doing right now
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I'm actually dying of laughter ☕
I'm Nike'ed out
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ and your crooked 6 pack
On a side note I just about ate shit tripping over the sidewalk on my walk home .
Time to stop sleeping on self made 3 gotta give it a listen
when girls talk about all the guys that want them i just think the lowest prices usually get the most customers
Baseball bat in the back
Girls are so cute these days ✋
Like we're arguing over fucking nothing
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ so do I but you might change your mind once you see these ones I almost spilt my drink when I saw
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ that Kermit bandaid though ...
\ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ : When you get a snapchat video from _TWITTER-ENTITY_ you know that shes gonna be singing in her car " #JUDGEME I know you like it "
My sister has weird love for the show Cops she always wants to watch it ! _TWITTER-ENTITY_
\Should I get him a balloon ? Wait what the fuck is he gonna do with a balloon ? He's 81 " we are seriously so funny ! _TWITTER-ENTITY_ "
Can't believe I just spelt tubbing and not tubing .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ still ... wait #forever
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ is my snapchat . Not that anybody cares .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ well you see I failed in 9th grade bc retarded and last year I got kicked out bc I talked too much shit to my teacher
My dick about this long white boy , it'll take about 4 of yours to reach half of mine mike epps has me rolling !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ omfg that sucks
Imma go buy a new man with that money
These guys in the room next to me just ran out of their room because if a bee ...
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I know ! I looked in my rear view mirror and saw a white edge with dark tags and then y'all zoomed past an I was like WHAAT !
Attention East Longmeadow residents- if you hear anything remotely like a coyote howling ... It's my dad pretending to be a Sasquatch
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ this is awesome
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ that does hungover and still drinking #loveyou
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ dangit . Last year was so funny
If you are not down there cheering don't expect a fucking brownie
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ there was only like 8 of us !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ but you're cuddling ..
The Joe Boxer commercial gets me every time !
I always take my laptop into the bathroom with me so I can watch Netflix while taking a nice relaxing bath #isthatweird
OH AND , when I drove to the ATM I had no intentions of going inside so I didn't have shoes on or OR A BRA . Well , my ass had to go inside .
So _TWITTER-ENTITY_ send me this funny picture
Every time I hear this song I think of you _TWITTER-ENTITY_
suzy last night \Dont forget your clinical ticket & amp ; a lunch " this am me - " Did u bring lunch " suzy " Oops " "
My eyebrows look really nice in my avi .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ You stay saying ridiculous stuff hahaha
We can eat get high ride around and cuddle n watch netflix ... Cuddling means my leg touching yours
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Haha I know I'm just messin
\Shwang on the wang " - Brittany #apworld "
People who surf in spring wetsuits
That honestly has to be the FUNNIEST thing everrr seen before #omgomg
YKT Goya has elections tonight . remember when we put on our college resumes we were president and thought it was gonna get us in
\ he loves that squirrel ! He'll just sit there and make out with it ! " _TWITTER-ENTITY_ "
I just ordered a hunger games phone case
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ with a hell of a right hook
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I feel so dumb
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ It's happening . I'm riding that bull in my America pants .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahahahhahahahahahhahaha I am fearless
I just watched the video of us from last night chugging _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ just died
No fucking way did these people try to light an electronic candle
OMG I have a glasses tanlines
Snap chat !
That's craaaazy but so funny at the same time
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ tag her in it Brady !
Late night phone calls with _TWITTER-ENTITY_ & gt ; & gt ; & gt ;
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ and I was 100% sober so you would have really liked to talk to me
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ oh my god , I've never heard of this before
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ wanna trade classes
All of the things happening in my room right now
Save it for summer fest
Me and Doug use to hate each other and were like best friends now
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ back when they were virgins
If it smells like fish eat all you wish , if it smells like cologne leave it alone✋ ✌
My roommates hate my coconut oil
The video Tofer took of Stevie and I dancing drunk last night & gt ; & gt ; & gt ;
Like she's never said anything about me ?! Hahaha stopppp
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ those lyrics
5:30 am watching _TWITTER-ENTITY_ , omg . #kissingbandits #unite
That was tooooo funny
Somebody come over and give me a foot rub
I'm laying at home while you fuckers are at school
Darryl has way too much time on his hands at work
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ it really is !
Everyone is feeling the wrath of soccer tweets but hey , the champions league final has more viewers than the Super Bowl so idk what to say
You've got 5 chins and a bird beak now I understand why you're the 19 year old has never kissed or been with a guy
I really love Miley's music but her I just can't handle .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ woahbaby . So you mean ... you get to see my face everyday ?
The other day at work I had to ask a lady for her email and she says \ peterpan@gmail.com " and then whispers " I will never grow up " "
The faces _TWITTER-ENTITY_ makes .
I just told her I love her
I love messing with Jordan you better get some sleep
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ \she is such a man , I'm just waiting for her balls to drop " lmao what theeeee "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ we didn't say it !!
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ I've heard of bean bag toss before but none of the others .. That's funny .
Zeke makes me laugh so hard _TWITTER-ENTITY_
“ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ : If I see one more tweet about school I might just delete my twitter , break my phone , and move countries . #fuuuuuck ” #School
Ben Anderson is such a tool
Thanks to _TWITTER-ENTITY_ I'm dying of laughter from all the #bootyhadmelike tweets she's retweeted . Haha thank you .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ oh my lord I just laughed so hard
I can't deal with Austin right now .
That's the closest llama emoji
i cant see
Jackass & gt ; & gt ; & gt ;
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I think he done did you just don't know it
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ yooo .... chill I can't even do this anymore
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ come to dittys tomorrow for my birfdayyyyyyy
Oh god was that to me
shout out to wendi for pissing my dad off .. tonights gonna be good
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ good ! He deserves it lol . I won't forget when you had to keep repeating his name to triston
I've seriously been watching #investigationdiscovery all day long !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Adi woke you up last weekend
Just applied to TCU . Hope _TWITTER-ENTITY_ will finally get off my back
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ is it hot in here or is just me #sweatingfordays
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ do you remember that sketchy teacher that had white hair that was always with him , he use to smack her all the time
Suit case for clothes ✔️ suit case for shoes ✔️
I'm a whole lotta woman
Buddy the elf what's your favorite color
False alarm , man the paint is peeling -soul plane & gt ; & gt ; & gt ; & gt ;
Dorota is pregnant ?!
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ well atleast you know you can take her out in public !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ damn .... Too bad it's not real
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Lol no way ! At least your eyes are open .. Unlike Scott's
Family ! Family ? Family ...
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ lol if I get drafted , I'm hauling ass !
nope I use duck tape
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ the time you texted me and said that
My bullshit is your bullshit , your bullshit is my bullshit . _TWITTER-ENTITY_
Went and saw Anchorman 2 again !!! So fuckin funny !
it really makes me laugh whenever people make assumptions
he told me i didnt have the sack .
If you want to know what awkward is , just watch some music videos from the 80's . #imdying
I love Jenna Hensley tho
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I think you might be
LOL . this girls bio \youg ""
\ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ : Pretty sure me and _TWITTER-ENTITY_ can take ur whole team " hahaha god next joke _TWITTER-ENTITY_ "
That snap chat of _TWITTER-ENTITY_ singing one direction & gt ; & gt ; & gt ; & gt ;
End of discussion , I win
JRs now ! _TWITTER-ENTITY_
the shit karla and I talk about no one will ever understand
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ yours is definitely one of the most difficult to try to figure out
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ his Instagram video today
When I'm enoing on a field goal post and my mom and brother drive by saying they are going to the ER nonchalantly #ok
Highway to Hell is blasting at Rosecliff
\To get me into the Christmas spirit Id need Rudolph to come here and suck my dick " - _TWITTER-ENTITY_ "
I know it's a couple bitches that can't wait until i turn 18
only texting one person rn .
Thad fixed the hole you put in the wall from the door today hahaha _TWITTER-ENTITY_
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ which one
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahaha yes but they're not here yet !
Ed Sheeran comes on while _TWITTER-ENTITY_ is getting her hair cut .. Then One Direction right after . Our faces ..
Mine and _TWITTER-ENTITY_ conversation right now & gt ; & gt ; & gt ; Hahahahah
Playing at the park with the kiddos , miss the days when I could fit my butt down the slides hahahaha
“ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ : I will not look at the screen for more than 2 seconds at a time unless my hands or pillow is in front of my face . ” MY LIFE
I wouldn't be able to take a bald Fiona seriously #AHSCoven
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you're too much
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ Better fit time in your schedule .
Wtf this guy
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ god love you lol
When we are being too loud on face time and wake up my mom _TWITTER-ENTITY_
THERE'S THE FUCK WITH THE GLASSES
\I'm really not about to go on Instagram and see a bunch fireworks pictures ... " _TWITTER-ENTITY_ #dying #loveyoursarcasm "
Omggg , lol I can believe I said that .
oomf & amp ; his whole group _TWITTER-ENTITY_ the mall
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahahha OMG no your not ! Best show ever ! I wish I was watching it with you !
I'm glad I talked to everyone I've ever met in my life last night
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Lol ... I do too ! And no brown shoe emoji this time
Well that just made my day . I don't think I've laughed that hard in a long time .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ how bout u stfu ......
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ it was in a leaf pile outside my house
Who's Arnold Schwarzenegger ....
can't wait to send _TWITTER-ENTITY_ the sequel to bath time productions tomorrow morning
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I have a food baby
Ethan swears he doesn't snore so I recorded him #haha #gotchababy
“ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ : I walk into the bathroom at kent library only to see shit smeared on the wall . Who the fuck does that ?? #fuckinggross ”
\I want 69 feet of snow . " - _TWITTER-ENTITY_ ❄️ "
That awkward moment when your sisters ex boyfriend makes you his WCW on facebook ✌ #Crazayyyyy
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ smacked professor Stubbs with a pancake !!!
You ever ate a hot dog nigguhh ?
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I always struggle .
Aaron pissed the bed again
This is bad
Jesse stop being a bully
Dudes be like \My fit is all Polo ! Dipped ! " But they don't realize that all we get from the picture is they need to clean they crib lol "
It smells like Columbia _TWITTER-ENTITY_ I can't . ✋
Some kid just threw up in class . Picks up the trash can . And as he's walking out the door he goes \does anyone have mouth wash ? " #Ew "
\I'll remember that guy and his driving eyeballs ! " _TWITTER-ENTITY_ "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahaha I thought soo
Matt he needs to keep dreaming
does anyone else have those friends that only talk to you when they want to know something about what's going on ?
\I can't find a girl though . Because there's prolly only like two girls at my school that know which side the gas pedal is on " #proud "
Lol fuck off
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ well I think it's an improvement from the rest of us . Shhhh don't tell anyone
Lane Kiffin is out already
I be dropping ashes all over
Sometimes all I can do is laugh at mine _TWITTER-ENTITY_ ' s lives
The reputation some of you create for yourselves #embarassing #shouldbeashamed
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahaha well I'm glad you survived night 1 . Night 2 is always the worst why didn't you go to class ??
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ ill bring headphones jk
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ is my dude .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ patience , lots of patience
Kaitlyn right now & gt ;
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ she just sits there and growls but doesn't do shit
Kevin just said \Be right black , stay white here " . My boyfriend everyone . "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I see you
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ why do your tweets never fail to make me laugh ?
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahahahahah what is with you and old men
You look constipated and confused in every picture you add #subtweet
She didn't understand ...
These people are going to get In my truck and be like damn what the hell happened in here !! mud every where in my truck
Jayden is my favorite person right now
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ ll these thirsty girls in kentucky are acting like their from Africa , like you want some water ? Here take it ""
Demi had to help old people change there diapers today
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ oh ok I was like I know how the song goes and how she meant it but where are they !
Your opinion means nothing to me
Lolol at the ohio state guy flipping off the michigan crowd
Hahahahaha good one
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ that's what I wanna know lol
Locked my keys in my car
Hey who remembers when _TWITTER-ENTITY_ smacked me
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ We're just likeeeeeee heyyyy Im hungry and your Facebook is dead
I got a perfect dance for ype of way ""
A drunk guy at PJC told me I would be beautiful even if he was sober .. I'll take that as a compliment
The amount of people that call me makendra !
Lol I'm legit dying
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahaha I do too
Wait , the essay wasn't scored ! I still have a chance
All I taste in my mouth is blood omg sick
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ don't you dare kill my vibe _TWITTER-ENTITY_
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ what ?!
I'm really in the mood to go workout ... #hopefullythismoodpasses
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ yes !! That was the weirdest movie
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ then I sent your dad to the snack bar so I could have a peanut butter twix lmfao
I love when all the sub tweets come out
I think we all experienced a ballet today . A ballet of emotion and feelings . #TheOtherGuys
They don't know how to act .. I can tell its fake . _TWITTER-ENTITY_ #thebachelor
We're the Millers
This dog in the car in front of me has his ass hanging out the window
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ it was them fburg popo buzz
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahaha whatever ! Joy got that off of wanelo ! I only stole one of your cool sayings thank youuu .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ they wrote it on the flip flops too ✋
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I feel like you do this all the time hahahah
Look up and BJ standing at my window
Kels & amp ; I rarely text ... 95% of the time , it's picture conversations
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ just saw this but let's just say I felt like death #holyhangover have fun in Miami !!
If you wanna see Miley naked watch her new video #WreckingBall
101 we used to actually be friends in middle school but now whenever I see you you always look down and walk away haha
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Lol I just speak the truth about people !
Paris Hilton is in the tap out music video .
Thanks Haley for staying up with me my boyfriend is occupied playing Xbox
The Asian ... Omg . LmaoAnd the duck is attacking the bear . I can't ..
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I love this
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I wonder if ill ever get over a jobless dropout not wanting me .
I hate those people who think they're good at everything they do but really they're not good at all embarrassing yourself much ?
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I'd be scared lol
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahaha that's what everyone knew as soon as our class left
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ yes I'm impressed
We're havin too much fun with snapchat
it's hilarious listening to Nick tell stories he stands up and uses his hands and omg
Me and _TWITTER-ENTITY_ did our thing and held hands today !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I got it deven hahaha that joke is so basic I've heard it before
712- one of my most recently met people lol but your cool as hell and pretty
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Haha . You're good . Just confused as to what was wrong with my picture is all .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ yeah she's not fishing in a sea of compliments or anything
The videos I'm sending _TWITTER-ENTITY_
i will never get over DeAndre Jordan's face after he dunks on Brandon Knight .. So funny
The fact that my sister and I wore the same shoes to the family pics and brought additional shoes to change into & gt ; & gt ; & gt ; & gt ;
You've know the dude for 5 minutes and you're already taking his side .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you always do faggot
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I'm gonna miss you too
Steve just said his dicks 1/4 of the twin towers
Got out 4 hours early
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Haha exactly . Like I don't understand why people hate hers so much . I sing to her lyrics like I wrote them .
I have like no hate in me whatsoever I like everyone
smokler goes \she has cunt tattooed on the inside of her lip , it's soooo hot " "
And I care why ? Oh wait I don't
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ omg its from like 6th grade when we were fairies for halloween u did it
I always know when Ohio is playing bc _TWITTER-ENTITY_ blows up my twitter feed
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ yup sounds about right
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ I highly doubt that
Fishing for some sympathy
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ favorites all my workaholics tweets .
It's all GUCCI _TWITTER-ENTITY_ everyone has to know
The daily snapchats I receive from _TWITTER-ENTITY_ make my day .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ don't worry Chrys were just gonna do some coke tonight
\Why are you driving so slow you dumb ass ..... Cause you're old have a nice day sir " - dad "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ tgod and the all the food emojis ...
my aunt nancy & amp ; uncle solen are quite the couple
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ I was telling Christine on thanksgiving , we were cracking up
Damn , cams just bored as hell tonight
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ omg hahahahha I can't wait bebe ❤❤❤
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you have a obsession
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ how did you blaze them if they're in your butt ?
I mean if it's on ! _TWITTER-ENTITY_
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ i hate you
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ why is that ?
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ all I can picture when you talk like that is Duane and a beer in his hand . You are for sure a Campbell
When Adrienne coughed up subway on me last night
I fucking love this movie
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ dude it was great
That just made my night !
Kids who get Xbox One #havefunwiththatshit
I was way more nervous when I scheduled this than I am now
I have like one friend . And he's only my friend half of the time .
Causally asking my best friend what she wants to drink and in the same breath whether or not to shave
Bio is done through next week . Music is done . Political theory is caught up . Psych .... Doesn't matter
\I don't want your yeast infection on a thong I buy . " "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ haha your not gonna do anything just ✋
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I can't handle these .
That was the funniest end to the night _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_
I swear everybody is at the gym working on upper body so they can look good tonight come on
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ other than that I was on house arrest .
Wake Ashley up with kisses saying good morning baby , then there is a long pause and she goes ... Coffee babe . ☕ #spoiled #princess
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ cough syrup & amp ; Alyssa = don't go together
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ lick the sweat off my balls
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ was it that bad ?
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ iMessage me a picture .
Go ahead Austin make fun of me
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ can't forget those fabulous 3 hours ❤️
Jacobs mom attacking him
At least you finally admitted it
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ OMG can it be next Monday already ? I'm ready . I'm ready . I'm ready . #crazybetches
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ noo we dont !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ cya then nikola
Watching _TWITTER-ENTITY_ read fifty shades of grey
A black lady is suing a man for touching her 8 pc chicken . I'm laughing more than I should've at this . #donttouch #herchicken
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I am
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ oh I was just gonna take a nap
Nothing's changed since last Sunday you still need to shave #SubtweetSunday
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ oh my goodness so funny ! & amp ; the fact that Aj stepped in his piss the next morning .
Me and Chelsie talking about back in the day & gt ; & gt ; & gt ;
\ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ : Not everybody text me at once ""
It's all good guys I got her out ! #onlytook10minutes
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ maybe next time
Im too much for you
hahaha if ya'all just saw what I saw you would be dying
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ well it hated you ...
Your lies humor me
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ sounds rough !
#childhoodconfessionnight I thought Bloody Mary was real
\Someone shot at our car I mean the windows were bullet proof then I thought who the hell drives a bullet proof car " "
PULL UP TO THE SCENE WITH MY CEILING MISSIN
My dad looks at his picture and says , he looks like a psycho murder .
This conversation on FaceTime with _TWITTER-ENTITY_ rn is the weirdest ❤
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you my friend gave came a long way
8 hour drive ! Should be interesting with my family
Mrs McCormick is teaching us how to burp on command
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I was behind y'all on 445 all the way until y'all turned by her house I guess . I didn't see anyone wave back at y'all .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Dude who is it
I been stuck on the same boy forever , and I just realized how fuckin stupid I am Hahahah
... If my Spanish class gets changed hopes gonna kill me
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ can you do the Chunk Dance ? Uhh you mean the truffle shuffle hahahahaha
I love the show ' Hey Girl '
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hell yeah my arm almost fell off
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ fine then
I love how I make an ask.fm and literally 2 minutes after I forget my password
What I heard about #oomf today totally cheered me up
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ this maufacker hahaha ... Better open a new line of credit
\Why is everything called Pandora .. " Last time I checked there were only two _TWITTER-ENTITY_ "
I don't even like texting .
Watch the cheerleaders go to nationals and win it all . Guess who is going to look stupid
When my uncle tells his child her breathe smells like dog poop .. actual dog poop & gt ; & gt ; _TWITTER-ENTITY_ Molly of course
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ what ?
Holy cow I do not miss high school
The fact that Naomi and phoebe tried to hand me a bowl through my window while we were driving
Haha I'm not the one on top
He literally got dragged out by his neck
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ lol , are you talking about your posters again ?!
Some dude just said he loves my butt
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ their poor girlfriends
I just said lessed to have a small chest " and my whole family laughed at me ! "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ would be at Hillsborough high school graduation
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ oooooh ! That's funny ! We have the same word in France and it means the same thing but we write \Oups " . ( Sorry ☺️) "
Of course , _TWITTER-ENTITY_ would ask me for sun screen #GingerProblems
Sydnie just made me laugh so hard for no reason
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ shouldn't of ran out in front of us
Sorry Oladipo this is the NBA
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ do you prefer blunts
why do people like their own instagram pictures
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ really though that place is circus
' Lets make it really awkward '
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahaha we get detentions for tardies , gum , and not wearing our name tags . Yes we wear name tags
Even though the little possessed girl is my sister ..
Our pilot is waiting with us and I can tell he's playing a game on his phone .. Now what would be pretty ironic is if it was a plane game
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I saw that and immediately thought of you , miss you too
Nice to hang with the group again ! We all suck at cards _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ #twitterlessandrew
\If there's white around the edge of the stop sign it means it's not a real stop sign and you don't have to stop ""
Don't open just look at it _TWITTER-ENTITY_
I remember the song I Tried by Bone Thugs & amp ; Harmony
The 13 year old alcoholic that also has sex with her brother . that's a new one
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ so taylor , exactly how \large " was it "
I'm not driving in 2 inches of snow tomorrow . sorry Joplin
I'm making a promise to myself that I will get up early and try to look good everyday this week .... Lets are how long it lasts
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Lol naked ? check again . I'm not that stupid . but then again . just because you're pregnant doesn't make you any older !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I'd go into the professional texter group . ( ; #holla ✌
When Trevor gets sad cuz I stole a half of his cookie out of his hand
I hate Cjay
When Emma sleep walks and has full convos with me & gt ; & gt ; & gt ; & gt ; & gt ;
Hopefully I won't duck this up #deaddd
Why would you bath a cat ? Are you mental
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I just brought my dog out and she died it was sooo cold outside❄️
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ like in that picture ?!
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ that's rough
You give me a new reason to laugh everyday
LMFAO PISSING MY PANTS LAUGHING
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ HAHAHAHAHAHA !!!!
My aunt Lynn just called me a bitch .
Anyone wanna buy my car ?
what a joke
Katie stop favoriting all my tweets now ! _TWITTER-ENTITY_
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I am , and the rest of the year
Too far behind
The reaction people have when hearing my hips pop is always interesting
Yeah .. Steven is way out of the loop . He actually thought me and Bash were still together ..
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ makes two of us they're so cute .
Taylor acts shady as hell now that she's knocked up . The bitch steals my shoes in the middle of the night and puts them all on her pillow
Sometimes I just lol at my life
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ lol that is hilarious !
I'm actually just really confused as to what just happened
Man I'm not good at sneaking out
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ no Forreal I always like all his CDs but this one Is not right maybe he going through something
Just got an e-mail from Coach McDonough saying that he is going to tell Mrs. Jeffries that I'm heretic ...
The snapchats Ethan sends me
So glad he gets a simple last name now
I wonder if anyone actually takes me seriously ...
Hahaha I can't even handle my friends #life
Peyton just fell asleep mid-eating . Funniest thing I've ever seen #babylife _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ coach roses class when I said that
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ pahahahah i did
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ I fucking hate you izzy
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I'm thinking you should go with like a neon pink , maybe green ??
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ ill try my best but there's a very small chance that's happening
Plus I screwed up one of those tweets . Night is nothing but perfect after that now .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ yeah bo
I was so mean in my last ask question .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ that's your \your in trouble missy " name "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ wtf is vbs ? Hahaha
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ well who doesn't lmao
You'll see MC
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I remember when he was riding his bike and hit the curb and just hate shit hard #jimmy
Miranda Bailey just admitted to having a bush Grey's never seizes to amaze me lmaooo
Me teaching that class today
“ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ : shout out to the people who have already asked the exact questions from my homework on yahoo answers” heck ya
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ he's learning ... Let him spread his wings and l ... Fall of the cliff
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahaha it's so great ! I with other people didn't have twitters
Did anyone say it was to you ? Hellll if the shoe fits wear it
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ elementary was great
At least my grandma tells me I'm cute Hahahahaha
you're pathetic for using your time to talking shit on me when I don't care ✋
I'm the only 1 Captain replies too
I'm literally on about half of my friends tops for snap chats #ihaveaproblem
Every time do my dance by tyga comes on my phone I always think porn came on somehow . So I look at my home screen to see if it is
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I couldn't stop laughing when I saw that
I love when people say my name in text . _TWITTER-ENTITY_ Already knows lol
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ ryker , how pumped are you really .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ glad I wont be there this time , have fun
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ omfg .
Hahaha all of Connor's army buddies kept asking him about his \sister " last night "
There going off with these songs on Jimmy Fallon #latenight
At homecoming I'm gonna only do one dance move . I'm gonna whip my neck around and move my head so I can dance like Miley .
OH I'm gonna regret this
Teaching my players a lip sync to Whip It by Devo .. this is about to be great . Winning the talent show for sure .
Hes getting jealous on me pussy .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ With Them Retweets It's Straight Like ThatScared To Close My Eyelids Yo
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ oh god this wasnt about that
He wanted the D ! #CatFish
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ just remember ... I'm white , and the cop at the door white !
But this girl is wearing a tank top
No one understands how much I love randomly correcting people
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you're good . I'm taking a shit so it's gonna be a minute .
This lady is sleeping next to me on the bus I gotta pee do I wake her up orrrrrrrrr just piss myself
John Tucker must die is on right now . Love this movie
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ actually I'm gone for the next four practice iced anyways . So tonight FUERZA
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I know exactly what you're talking about lol
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ oh man still can't wait !
Waiting for someone to post their vibrator on Instagram for #ManCrushMonday
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ I sent him a picture for a girl .
He say her pussy juice so toxic it melts rubber
Charlie just told Tara that her Van hates her .
This conversation . & gt ; & gt ;
Hope everyone enjoyed my account being hijacked by _TWITTER-ENTITY_
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ remember when you peeled the skin off a cherry for me
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ spit my rap I made in the barn for me
#LetsGetSexy I thought I already was sexy ? Say whattttt .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ haha right ??? Poor Cindy ! She just kept getting poked by Mr. James and we were all like what ?? Haha Idk how I passed that final !
Hypocrites , I tell ya . Make ya chuckle any time of the day !
Always returning my moms phone calls from now on
Kenna judges my driving . it sucks that she's the only person I can't drive around . #ungreatful #littlegirl
I meet the funniest people
Thirsty for snapchats .
He'll spend all his money on pot . And purple shit , and purple weed . #brb #dying
Macklemores new song is so gay . HA ! See what I did there haha
& amp ; YOU TALKED SHIT ABOUT HIM yet he likes you . Good one
Christmas vacation & gt ; & gt ; can't wait till winter time
My dad is going to teach me how to wrap a present ..
I love realizing someone deleted me on Facebook by sending a new friend request #DENIED #growUp
Kristina & gt ; & gt ; & gt ;
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ WAIT WUTTT
You already know Dillion
My dad trying to pronounce the Spanish words for my test tomorrow
The snapchats me and lee send to each other just crack me up #weirdos _TWITTER-ENTITY_
I need one of those vibrating things that you can buy in stores KMSL
don't hate appreciate , negotiate , celebrate , masturbate , to the sound of trains
Erin's header gets me everytime
Currently waiting for _TWITTER-ENTITY_ response . I feel like she's frustrated with my last one
I have so many funny pictures on my phone
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ exactly
I would sure hate to be on _TWITTER-ENTITY_ ' s bad side !
the dream I had last night ✋ like only me ❤️
a lot of upcoming sophomores are intimidating .. some reason i don't like the class under me #dontask
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ do ya miss me or do ya miss me
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ gabby who !?
My last retweet cracked me up
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ even if that happens , in the army you have to keep going !
i wanna break your hymen and get blood all over my dick . _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_
Wine will get you drunk Tequila will get you drunk and pregnant #girlcode
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ thanks Joshua
Sam burns me with cigarettes then calls me a little bitch when I talk about my MS .
#lt had everyone Try to get it unlocked
Where is _TWITTER-ENTITY_ at ? Not at my house ...
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ noooo stop what did I do to deserve this I can't wahh
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ lex literately told me that today about Abby's closet too
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Be quiet
girls who still whore for attention on facebook & lt ;
My sister read her speech for senior night and my mom cried #ilovepeg
Haha Danny's tweet crack me up . #Queer
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I just laughed so hard you have no idea
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ we just got in a few minutes ago she screamed at us
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ oh lol ! Nvm I didn't know who you were but now I do !
Tyler is so rude in fifth
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ i think he almost cried tbh
I seriously walk in and about of this school daily and no one says shit . But if anyone else does it they get bitches at
That subtweet into that conversation
Apparently I look 15
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ what's your screen name
my aunt just got flipped off and almost ran off the road by a truck driver im not ready to dieeeeee
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ she even let me drive my car by myself to pick him up because he didn't have a car to drive
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ At least you didn't see me doing wall sits on my car
I swear she is racist .
When Rayces mom threatens to send me a picture of Rayce in his underwear because he's being a turd & gt ; & gt ;
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ LMFAO !!! that would be one of the many things I don't remember that night . I cannot stop laughing ! Embarrassing !
drunk prank calls . & gt ; & gt ;
Veronica's screaming cause I threw her iPad I'm being serenading by drake on my beats and my dad is yelling to watch tv about Jesus #what
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you're the one who told me to throw the baby out the window !
i love the singing snapchats I get from _TWITTER-ENTITY_ when she's on her way to work .
All these instruments & amp ; you still played me
I can always count on my girls for a good laugh _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_
Not that I just called Kyle a nut .. I'm so weird hahaha _TWITTER-ENTITY_
My grandpa actually buys all my presents that are clothes
All these \oh I didn't know you we're a lawyer " tweets & gt ; & gt ; & gt ; & gt ; You don't need to be a lawyer to know what you're talking about . "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ oh , I know !! I hate it haha
Angel tried to call out of work but they told her she'd feel better in four hours
“ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ : _TWITTER-ENTITY_ never actually” actually I think there's been a few times just from tonight that you need some help with
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ She never doubted me . She knows I'm a winner
When UNC fans text me about our fresh new single loss of the season ... #pfff
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ there's this kid that insists that you call him Megatron ... and he says it 24/7
We might as well say bye to our spring break and all those other free days we get out
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you posted a pic on something w yo sweet tea and was like ational walk out of school day " "
Gavin just called me a cat lady
“ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ : A tickle fight isn't a tickle fight until you accidentally knee your boyfriend right in the dick . ” _TWITTER-ENTITY_ HAHAHAH
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ shit ! You want his number
Lol omg I love Taylor for calling out Harry at the VMAs !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you're gonna get creepss . oh , well ! ✌
Watching my niece rip out all the toys so she can play with the boxes they came in . #thelittlethings
Who names there child cocoa crisp ?
Lmao _TWITTER-ENTITY_ lyndsey she be sending me them 3 seconds snapchats so I don't screenshot
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahaha exactly
\What's wrong with you ? Are you slow ? " "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahahaha your so weird
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ so you can run to McDonald's with Erika during the intermission
Rest assured people , _TWITTER-ENTITY_ found my CDs
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ there isn't a chocolate ice cream emoji . It makes me sad .
ye Maddie , best friends forever " "
My parents made my sisters and I take a picture with Santa for our Christmas card
\I come home and I had no more poodles . I was so sad " _TWITTER-ENTITY_ "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ sucks at this game
The conversations I have with _TWITTER-ENTITY_ & gt ; & gt ; & gt ; she loves them
So I'm walking home from Maria's and not looking bc I'm texting and totally just walk right passed my house
Yeah for you to get the fuck off of it ☺️
I spy a douchebag
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahahah oh puhhleassee
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ there's so many people I would love to tell that
Me lately . just an update .
Holly it's fucking broken bitch
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I know
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahaha . I hate those weird as dudes from Douglas .
\Come back here and walk away again .. Slowlyyy .. " "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ our moms would get along ..
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ your mom came down and saw all the guys lol then like your aunt came and saw me sipping a beer
I have to double date with my sister this weekend because she's afraid to go alone
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahaha it's the blonde hair I swear
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ should do the #skywire walk & amp ; fall to the bottom
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Seriously I wanna stick a hanger down there and scratch it so bad !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Bryce but little lamb too .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ number 6
Hahahaha I did not
I feel like I haven't been on twitter in 4 days oh wait I haven't
I did the splits lastnight when I was dancing with Mariah . Didn't even know I was still flexible like that !
Taylor's favorite person is back in school .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ shanks a wot
you set yourself up for it _TWITTER-ENTITY_
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ yes !!!
\How that guy looks is how I feel " -Jade #moonshiners _TWITTER-ENTITY_ "
are you kidding me
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ can't even believe you're gonna be 18 dude ... I feel like you just turned 16 and I was still 15
conversations with _TWITTER-ENTITY_ are the best , the only guy that understands everything I swear
me and my dad were talking about our dreams and he said last night he dreamed he blessed and approved of urban Meyers playbook ❤
My sister and I have been trying to catch my dog for the past 20 minutes . he's just so fast , he's making us look like fools
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ what did I tell you about having sex with the dolls of them #1Dgangbang
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ how ?
My mom is the devil .
\Just some meat and buns " okay _TWITTER-ENTITY_ "
I'm in pain * grabs tit * , it'll be okay dear _TWITTER-ENTITY_
Tayler twerkin on 22 after school
Cowboys still suck
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Michelob ultra bc it's low cal & amp ; lord knows I had WAY too many today
When I stub my toe I pretty much sing Family Reunion
My boy puts all these little boys to shame ..... ☺
“ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ : I'm such a big dumby head with no friends . ” sorry bout your luck
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ and we both know why , I'm not saying it on twitter
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ is probably the funniest girl I've ever met .
It be nice if my parents listen to my voice every once in a while .
Last minute Jonesboro trip that me and Nik planned at 3 this morning _TWITTER-ENTITY_
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ are you getting it ?
Kinda sad you don't talk to some family because of guys , oh welllll LOL
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ just stop sally✋
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ I guess I'll forgive you this time . But if I catch you again ..
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ they think Geno is better than Sid
The pictures _TWITTER-ENTITY_ and I are sending each other
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ just home sick ! I miss you Juliet !
Haha Cassidy goes Claire you got a booty I didn't notice that .. Claire gotta fatty ! Lmao
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ haha I haven't watched it in a few years I forgot how funny he is . I'm crying lmao
Throwing my phone in the pool cause I have an otterbox armor #luhdatshit
We were literally screaming at each other
Night has been made thanks to _TWITTER-ENTITY_ and his redneck twerk team !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ uggghhhh . Don't want you too anyways , I don't like little weirdos just kidding
Between me , her mother , and memere , no matter where Miranda goes she has someone yellin at her .
“ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ : why do i even shave my legs ? it isn't like anyone is touching me lol” ask myself this EVERY DAY .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ it's obvi ima a girl #duhh come on Troy he isn't that dumb
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ oh no ......
Pet hotel , gets me every time
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you knew what I meant so don't correct me ! ✋
I'm older then both of you so what you mean ? And why would I _TWITTER-ENTITY_ you back knowing your annoying af hahaha \GOOD TRY THOUGH ""
Dude said his dick was like a bungee cord
I wish the world could see _TWITTER-ENTITY_ right now . I'm dying .
I'm gonna paint squiggles all over myself and take firefly selfies when I get home I make myself laugh
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I said that alllll day today
Wait but the texts _TWITTER-ENTITY_ sent me last night are you alive !??
How does that give me more personality , idiot
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ haha I just died that was so funny
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ a little hungover mannn !?
JUST KIDDING GUYS
- we have texted a couple times and you called me and kept leaving me voicemails of you singing but you are really cool & amp ; funny
The things you see in Ann Arbor ...
I saw _TWITTER-ENTITY_ for like 10 minutes today
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahahah I hate you
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ haha yes ! #Can'tWait
\someone's mr grumpy pants , you must be a South Pole elf " - _TWITTER-ENTITY_ "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I was kidding
HAILEY YOURE HILARIOUS
Ayyyyyy whattup Esco !! _TWITTER-ENTITY_ Jimmy and I just drove past you I wanted to stop so we could talk .. Jimmy wouldn't stop _TWITTER-ENTITY_
Lyle can do his poetry project #hilarious #bum
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ it was soo funny
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ when we fuckin
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ try it and tell me how it goes lol
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ Lmao I agree man . I'm laughing at that tweet tho
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahahahha this just made my morning
90% of the time I don't answer the group message
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahahahahaha jangus jena jan whatever your name is hahahah
If you ever need something done get Anna she has huge nuts
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ we all might as well accept it now so we aren't let down later in life
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ that was so funny
Kim's got me addicted to Shameless .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ and you don't even believe in God
Omg me and sad Are running around the fest !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ is there a more stronger word then obsessed ?
Are you from china ? cause I'm china get your number _TWITTER-ENTITY_
\ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ : I look at filling up a gas tank like a game . Try to get an even dollar amount every time . #winner " me too "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ did a beautiful job running today
\Hey girl , what's up ?! Haven't seem you for a minute ! " Hahahaha _TWITTER-ENTITY_ "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ Yes ! we HAVE too ! I've literally been waiting for this sense we were like 13
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Why you use the bread emoji ?
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ for rizzle lmao
wanna see Dylan so Madison better figure this out
Why is my family so Mexican ?
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ that one too .
“ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ : It's probably unhealthy that Rihanna thinks there are monsters under her bed at her age . ” I just LOL'd at this .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ no the shape actually looks like a penis !
omg you guys are so fast
Something I'll never experience
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ 4.0 .... Kristin Wiig on the plane ..... the re-tweet . I . Am . Dying .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I'm kinda disappointed though ! The smell things aren't all that special !
Tell me why _TWITTER-ENTITY_ never tries to come with us or out with us or with us !?!? _TWITTER-ENTITY_
181- you're a really good person and you just look at me and smile now
Where can I take hip hop dance lessons !? #wanttolearn
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I don't even know how to ride the bus after school
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Lol , that's a joke ... right ?
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ omg castle learning I do laurens hws that on website
My 6 year old nephew has more game then half the guys I know
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ alrighty big boy think its passed your bed time
I remember one time at church , _TWITTER-ENTITY_ bought a McDouble & amp ; TRIED to eat it silently during sacrament .. & amp ; it was Fast Sunday ..
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ usually yours is always about 3 hours later !!!
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ the one guy who's a tool
Teil's snapchats tonight are just too much
Chayce lost at his own game
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I haven't heard that in so long omg
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I'm not aloud to do either I hate that we are such bad kids
\Can we cool it with the sister fucking " #21AndOver "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ my mom says you can keep mojo Do you have any room at all !? Like are you even I'm that bed
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ how you feeling about them Giants
Sharkkeisha would be a good name for some weed . One hit and you're done ☺️
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ sorry guise I've been in the movies with my fathhaaa . Hahahhahahha OMG that curb hit
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ 9 out of 10 doctors and one passionate speech giver at NLC would disagree with that statement .
Girl , I know you want this bench ... Don't be shy you done let a homie sit _TWITTER-ENTITY_
lol when I throw a dollar to _TWITTER-ENTITY_ throw the drive threw while she's at work
#PrimarySchoolMemories making a petition in 6th grade so we could have free time at the end of the day .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I'm gonna do something !
I hate when ... you're a dyke & amp ; you're ugly af #subtweeting
But in all reality I'm the one who usually turns the 20 questions game sexual
Why in the hell was I so corny when I first got my iPhone ? I basically used every emoji after every # or sentence .
We're not even friends why would you ask me that
I just scared the living shit out of _TWITTER-ENTITY_
Blue Mountain State > & gt ; & gt ;
90's kid , those were the best 7 months of my life
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ never fails to make my mom freak out every time his face comes up on the TV . funniest thing ever .
Katie just put me on blast to everyone .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ omg .... CREEPS ! And you actually talked to the one great job buddy .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ \International kissing day ?! And I thought international hugging day was stupid . #gayyyy " this is why I love you "
783 haha I saw you when you were drunk for the first time hahah
I'm laughing soooo hard I'm crying I can't deal with what this conversation is
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahahah fine ... somebody do it then I swear I will
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ I'm so excited !!
honey boo boo has me cheesin
always jumping to conclusions ..
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ i don't think I've ever cried that hard before
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ haha omg Gotta get my lesbian fix jkjk
Skipped class to do homework ... #irony ???
These #RapLikeLilWayne tweets & gt ; & gt ;
my dog just literally ran and smacked into the wall
Can't change the hoe only the game
Hey _TWITTER-ENTITY_ remember when you fell on top of me to wake me up !?
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ who am I kidding biscuits are delicious
That moment when _TWITTER-ENTITY_ takes a wrong exit ..
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ on Tosh . O my night is made
I must have been nuts to volunteer for this 11-7 . I'm still recovering from PR
Looking at the wedding photos from my brothers wedding .. I was so drunk , and looked like I was having a blast
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Welp , I'll be sure to never bring up ice cream again when talking to you
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ why don't you ever wanna hang out when my truck isn't being a pieceashit ??
Asked this girl dressed up like woody if she had a snake in her boot ....
You only want me when you're faded
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ sucks to suck
Whoever is willing to get me a gift I just found a new MK bag that I'm in love with & amp ; & amp ; it matches my wallet so get that please ! Thankss
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I've seen that before
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ Jarlen has arrived I'm too sober for this . But they saw the drinking dreidels
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ funniest thing ever !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ smiley face-off .. duh .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Why Are you still watching it ?
I'm dangerous like a fire in a nursing home -Jon Laqoie
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ sure ??? sorry I have no idea what you're talking about
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ Just trying to give you more understanding , that's all . And gee way to go Peter
Even the episodes I've already watched of Ridiculousness make me laugh out loud .
STOP TAGGING ME IN SEMIRS SHIT DAMN
My dad told me that my bed time is in 20 minutes that way Santa can come .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I was just there waiting for it to open !
This Hunger Games Shit Crazy
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ I got $ 1,000 in Ole Miss
I would of gone with you two ! Should of asked me
I'm sorry , I'm kind of seeing anybody else ....
My dad has seen both hunger games movies and he just asked who katnis was
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ i just lol'd
Junior year is the back breaker , good luck current juniors
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ LMFAO that's so funny me and my family were just laughing so hard at this you're for sure a Sorenson haha
I told _TWITTER-ENTITY_ about my break up text and she laughed and said \you got friend-zoned " thanks "
Im really exited for the puppy bowl ☺️
Congrats to _TWITTER-ENTITY_ me and Garrad are proud of you haha _TWITTER-ENTITY_
When Brian falls asleep on me on FaceTime
when people being every person in their family for open house .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I can't stop laughing
Go right ahead
#oomf has upgraded to Pumas .
Wow the song Wiz Khalifa sampled in Huey Newton just came on on the restroom
All I need to do is see Craig laugh to make me happy
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ of coarse ! All the time .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ lol , that makes it even better
I should not wear heels I'm gonna die trying to walk
Our Bdubs waitress is so funny
Andy's too much right now
nothing is funnier than the spanish exchange students hassling mike donnelly all through class
I honestly love _TWITTER-ENTITY_ so much ❤❤ _TWITTER-ENTITY_
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ changes his name on twitter way too much
“ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ : When the worst people on your team try to tell other people what to do .. #no #yousuck ” I wish i could just tell them that
Lord knows I can't wait to stop these cravings .
Justin's impression of Rihanna > & gt ; & gt ; & gt ;
We met Luke Bryan
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ SO not supposed to have been taken that way hahaha #ratchet
Malik's texts me the most outta pocket things
I woke up super early this morning to work on school work and I got a text from Tyler asking where I was when he woke up . One room away .
The banter in first period oh god hahahaha
I love when people drunk text me .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ I have a melted caramel in my cowboy boot just to help you out
Remembering english class today _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_
Plus it's not like clubs where people are like fuckin on the dance floor . Well not till 2 atleast
\Anything you can do , I can do better . Unless it's being a whore , you win hands down " #enotes "
You wanna get your ass kicked don't you ?
My dad just said ough titty for the kitty ""
how can I not use turntè for this occasion
Just another funny story to tell .
New Years goal : Make more than 3 friends
Cassie : \I have to write something interesting what do I write ? " Rickie : " I got soooooo high today write that " "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ you're too much
My whole week has literally been made
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ it was sketchy but I got up to 80 going down that straight away
Well I'm really bored ... so I'm looking up how to find a hobby on wiki how it's a boring life
Hoping tomorrow goes good for everyone ☺
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ is that sarcasm ? #icanttell
ugh . Dead
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ wow guys I was at camp all week .
lol James and Brian are so nice to each other
PLEASE EVERYBODY STOP W THE TWEETS IM DYING
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ ahahahaha your going to pass out standing at that damn desk !!
I put Bryn on the chain & amp ; she is pissed
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ did she get her calendar ?
\They laughed at Louis Armstrong when he said he wanted to go to the moon . Now he's up there , laughing at them . " "
it's 3 a.m. and me and grace are wide awake
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hickeys for days , #sorryboutit
I will forever remember the night we almost got busted _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_
Vontae Davis just said the colts defense prepared for Tom Brady
The things I get up to when I'm alone
As of right now I guess my brother is coherent
I swear Scotland is better than the Panthers
That commercial got me crying
Let's not act like you don't have a doubt in your unintelligent little mind ⚓️
Some lady just came up to us and said 3 .... I gotta change " "
If only the lady soccer cats had some actuall competition in district hahaha Powell thinking they can hang
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ yeah right when i saw you , you stared at me then said ord sucks ! " ahahaha "
what is even going on right now
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ HAHAHAHAHAHAHA omg glad we have this down to a science !
Too excited for this mechanical bull tonight . _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_
Get over yourself dude
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you ain't tuff
Vines always put me in the greatest mood
Honestly geekin out so hard because of what I just texted Bri
Jake's a obot " . Lmao , okay . "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ IM ON A LEASH WTF
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I geeked too much at this
My car smells like a 50 pack of Trogan condoms because it was packed with balloons for my senior day thanks _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ i wannna know whooo !
I wish I could drive cause my mom is about to fall asleep
Houghton always picks on calder
\It's Saturday night and their windows are open ...... They're just looking for trouble " _TWITTER-ENTITY_ "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ your stupid
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ sounds like your mom
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ uhhh you have no choice but too !
I'll get the seven digits from your mother for a dollar tomorrow
I'm the girl with the camo steering wheel cover , a Lil Wayne seat cover , and a John Deere license plate . Am I confused ? No I'm well rounded
I love men , but y'all's gentials ugly af .
When mrs cadman tells spencer to \shut up idiot ! " #substitutes _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ "
The struggle is so real with this sociology homework .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ SHUTUP ! Me too while mikes playing they get so mad
Still haven't finished packing
\Dude , springtime I get SUPER creepy " #thingsbigchrissays #cantstoplaughing _TWITTER-ENTITY_ "
All this twitter drama
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ has the best vines
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ bahahahaha !! And NO I don't want to hang out with your scurvy ass
I remember when marlin fans thought they were gona win it all when they got reyes
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you are so weird
“ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ : Me and _TWITTER-ENTITY_ conversation right now cracking uppp . Love this chick ” love you babe , I got your back
I can hear my mom's alarm going off over and over from her room and jeeeeze she's worse with the snooze button than I am
\All into diamond supply co looking like a stone " "
Thirsty for a text ..
I seriously have no life all I do is sit at home #forrealtho
Who else woke up , instantly got on twitter and while opening the app got super nervous
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ yea they do ! It's weird they show up like every mile sometimes hahahah
Crazy Night with _TWITTER-ENTITY_
That was the most fruitiest thing I've ever seen in my life congrats on being the most ridiculous !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ truuuuuu !
Wiz Khalifa's laugh > & gt ;
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I'm sure your on the edge of your seat
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ exactly . That's why I've been at the gym for the past hour doing arms hahah
Well this is awkward ... Was talking about my brother because he's my moms favorite child #wut
I don't even have friends here .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ and everyone else is quiet and we aren't that either !
Inbox me your number #SoIKnowItsReal
I told Molly I need something to play for the NHS ceremony and she goes \Well ya better not play Rachmaninoff " "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ please explain
Click > & gt ; & gt ; & gt ;
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ yes really
It took like a week for me and Gerald to become est friends " "
155- ily . and you had to Saran wrap your boob
He did not just say that .
I got you & amp ; more
\Delaney , you're going to BSU , right ? Have fun at Bull Shit University " thanks _TWITTER-ENTITY_ "
I just kicked Taylor out if my house
Corey and Dustin are way to crazy when their together .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ call em out den
Omg everything is just so damn funny right now #clueless
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ it's not like you haven't before shut up
I used like 4.7 MB of storage .
just saw a video of my brother singing ' call me maybe ' _TWITTER-ENTITY_ his 10 yr class reunion , all I can say is he is a lot cooler now than he was then
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I don't have any work yet ! Lol . Already ten minutes late from break . And now I can't open my salad it's too loud .
Lol peace out Facebook ✌
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahaha this reminds me of so many good times
In most of my tweets , I'm talking about celebrities ... #ForeverAlone
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahahahaha I'm sitting here cracking up I love #2 and #35 . My cat was guilty of 4 and 37
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ was going hard at recess
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ who were we ? Like lets just never again please #broken
that's real pathetic . people these days .
Yay for finishing my summer assignment in a day
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you know what I just thought about . Javier is like the krillin of our school . He sucks and will end up marrying an android
You really want someone to commit but you can't even commit yourself .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ paid that much for an 05 , when I can get a 2012 for the same amount !
I love laughing
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hey ! Sorry for knocking that plastic thingy over like 4 times Saturday
\It smells like weed again .. I love it " -Tami _TWITTER-ENTITY_ "
I wonder what my parents would say if I came back from senior week having a matching tattoo with _TWITTER-ENTITY_ ....
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ bahaha
K . I'm done now . But I'm still weak ahahha !
Sucks for you if you can't see emojis
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ miss Ryans gunna fuck you up
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I can't even
I've been carrying around a box of tissues because I'm sick and I lost the pocket sized tissues
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Remember we would yell \Omaha mall " at our volleyball games ? "
Love . Inspiration . Dreams .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ lol I was gonna put him on the front lol #sexual
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I feel like that could be either a really good way to do it or bad , but hey if its how you've been doin em all year keep it up
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ so were cool now ?!
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you'll always get me a pretzel when I tell you to though
My cousins & gt ; & gt ; & gt ;
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ and I are such assholes !!
No fucks ever given
\Sam I'll keep you warm " * pulls out lighter * said by _TWITTER-ENTITY_ as we are walking outside in the snow . "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahaha tell me about it . She never talks to me . I feel unloved ! #helpme
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ oh . my . god . Why have I always been the fat kid
Just hustled my friends brother for a new 140 dollar ring he bought for his ex and got it for 20 ❤️
The things I retweet & gt ; & gt ;
Michael coochs parent get mad at him when he's mean to me
I've missed Olivia
I watched that video 12 times and I'm about to piss and die _TWITTER-ENTITY_
I love being mean to _TWITTER-ENTITY_ . #isthatweird
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ just talking about my mom and Jessi
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ no but seriously I've considered going to school like that !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ thanks for informing me , now I'm going to get nothing accomplished
Jammin ' out to drake with jared #bonding
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ alright . Yeap . I'm jealous . Were talking about south haven right ?!
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ but in all seriousness what if he actually did just punch me in the face and knocked my ass out . I feel like coach would jst
Someone has a penis _TWITTER-ENTITY_
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ first the aliens , then a met ring . We'll be known worldwide before too long
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you ain't kidding ! We're usually packed in there like sardines .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahahaha dude that would be hilarious
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ what ?
41 - the night I met you was so fun & amp ; funny you're sweet !
By all the pictures I've seen looks like Luke Wilson is getting more and more annoyed of this town
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ ohhh shit how'd that go for ya ?
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ yeah haha you jog to much on defense but honestly this was probably the best game you had all season
When _TWITTER-ENTITY_ tries to make amends with the luccinator and he punches him & gt ; & gt ; & gt ; & gt ; & gt ; & gt ; & gt ; & gt ; & gt ;
#oomf is gonna be obsessed with #oomf now
STill scared to fall asleep .. Only 40 more minutes till my mom gets up and she can help me
Louder please ?
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ oh my god . I love you hahahah
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ dude ur tweets honestly brighten me up
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I think everyone does
Go to bed Troy ! #jk
My mom told me to meet her at the mall and I went to Carolina place and she's at southpark
Totally bullcrapped that English homework
telling megan about how much boys suck and she's just over there like , ' yeah i have jake . '
DUCK DYNASTY IS ON ONE TONIGHT !!!!
My mamaw was driving 90 mph Ellllll ohhhhhh elllll .
My mom loves when I sing Grease songs to her .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ i dont give no fucks bout no kids haha seniority
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ completely average
\This niggas name is edwardo but he's white .. What is wrong with people ?! " _TWITTER-ENTITY_ #ShitAnnessaSays "
I actually feel bad that u think that
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I give no s
Sending embarrassing snapchat's to _TWITTER-ENTITY_
I'll feel bad for her when she finds out the truth
Josh wakes up and says \I think I peed my pants " "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahahah could she even smell ?! ❌
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ fuckkk offfff I still talk about that will people till this day #
And Hanna's mean tweets are back
My dad actually hates me
Hahaha it hit him in the hands !! There people is bucs football
Lou be havin me in tears
Bitches be doing anything to get with a player going pro . Bitch he'll drop ya ass as soon as he signs that million dollar contract .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ make em wish they would see the light
We just had a groundhog in our neighborhood _TWITTER-ENTITY_
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ cause it's Ashton .
I don't see how you can hate from outside the club , you can't even get in #throwback
Bowe is a mutt .
Angels in the outfield is on right now #tobeachildagain
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I would never lie ! ☺
I don't even make sense rn so i cant wait to see what i get on this assignment
My relationship with Rocky is COMPLETELY different than my relationship with Ato
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ we play you goys there idiot .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ well ill see you at the lame football games
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ 30 second ? The buses must run on jet fuel then !
Only because mine are huge
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ too funnnnny
These 50 year old men were just jammin out to Afroman #pokernight #becauseIgothigh
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahaha story of my life !!!
It's a theoretical question and the obvious answer is no _TWITTER-ENTITY_
777- you're hot lol and I could say more but I can't we need to actually meet eachother sometime
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ too bad you're the exception ... ☺️
If you're in a big lifted dodge and on the wrong side of the road , other people think they're driving on the wrong side of the road
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ such respect for your own teammates flyers good job
i'm gonna have like 20k in like 3 weeks
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ You're buggin .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I'm dying
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ Haha !
Someone is yelling my name I think but I refuse to look around and look like a fucking idiot
too funny sweetie .
Cole trying to play the game with he's cast on
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ 1 . I'm bigger than you 2 . I don't care ! Lol you were too !
Holli know she's tired . Why she up watching tv right now .
When girls are so orange from tanning it's disgusting
What _TWITTER-ENTITY_ just said to me !
Why did I just fail the permit test
Does everyone still remember that time Kanye interrupted Taylor Swift ? I still laugh about it
On to the next one
So much crap talking going on ... #ButILoveIt _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahaha I think I know who you're talking about .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ porncunt I fucking love you ! HAHAHAHAHAHA .
Girls are so jealous
Blake just asked my mom if she wanted to play COD .. she said \it sounds like I blast but I don't know how " "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ I'm just messin with him
The snapchat I just received from _TWITTER-ENTITY_
My school is having a Halloween condom - gram sale in trabant #CollegeLife
I dropped my phone right on top of Emmys head oops
“ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ : A woman trying to commit suicide from the Eiffel Tower , landed on a car and later married the owner of the car . ” ✋
Glorious freedom ! _TWITTER-ENTITY_
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ when I know exactly what you're talking about
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ obesity before relationship .
Literally stuck in the biggest car pileup Wisconsin has ever seen
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ thanks Brett I was just joking when I told you I was turning 21
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ mine was so horrible !
I needa tell you something ....... I love you .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ never said I was
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ needs to shut the hell up .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ c I hate you
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I was imitating the vine you asshole
Take you to the candy shop used to be that shit
I've never thrown up in my life ... Except when I'm sick lmao
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ lol wut ? That's being a dick ? I was kidding that's nothing to how I mess with other ppl I promise
\God , you can't turn on the on the tv without seeing black people . See here they are again ; everywhere ! " -my grandmother "
Inside jokes & gt ; & gt ;
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ bobby is too long sometimes .. So Bob it is
I'm literally about to cry because of how hard I'm laughing . Such . A . Jokeeeee
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ what the actual fuck ?
I'm so excited that I won 200 at the casino
“ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ : It doesn't count if you open your legs as much as you open the Bible . ” Oh my god I can't even . And you said I was low
My mom's samosas bring all the neighbors to the yard
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I think Im going with you too actually .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you're bout to get shot
Weak _TWITTER-ENTITY_ for playing music in the middle of Mr. Meg's lecture out loud
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ oh hahaha
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ did you get lost ?
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ haha how are my loyal fans ?
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ hope you enjoyed that !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahaha oh lawddyyyy
Rocked a sweater to the bar tonight #grandmastatus
I'm gonna be so sleepy tomorrow .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ can't
Lmao I can tell heathers gonna already get mad from how much he's gonna bother her .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Ahhhh shut up before I put your little pot licking ass in the microwave !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ omg dead
\is your refrigerator running ? " " then ya better go catch it " #thegrinch "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I left at half time and you guys were winning 40 to nothing lmfao
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ even if they arnt American
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahahaha you're welcome . Now go study and kill your test tomorrow !
The make up I got for Christmas makes me look 2838282829282x better omg ✌️ too bad I couldn't have a natural flawless face
The front flash on snapchattrips me out
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ #SoGucci
This officer caught this dude hitting a balloon while driving , and gave him a DUI .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ and _TWITTER-ENTITY_ wrestling
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ umm lol I like how you just say your spending the night that's what real friends do fuck asking
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ that wasn't to you
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you in bed yet
Omg yes ! There is finally no one home at my house
Cant get over how angry I am that rob zombie will hit ND on his next tour but not come close to DC . How could he do this to me ??
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ shutup zack don't ruin the moment
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ really ?!
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I know you weren't tweeting to me , but I had to favorite it
I guess _TWITTER-ENTITY_ didn't like my joke ..
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ : _TWITTER-ENTITY_ you'll end up calling her baby or mama lol . you should name her Elissa , a combo of eric and melissa lol
I can always count on _TWITTER-ENTITY_ and _TWITTER-ENTITY_ for a good laugh
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ we both do .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I said this !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ love you
I swear gabby is the absolute WORSTT when it comes to cars . She mistakes a charger for a mustang & amp ; a Mercedes for an Acura
Allison running around her house in her underwear because her pants are wrinkly so she had to put them in the dryer
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahaha so sad but true
Giovanna's dad thinks we snuck out last night but we didn't
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ OH MY GOD SHE DOES and she always has 10 fucking bags of candy in her pockets
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I laugh hysterically ever time I see Em driving bc she's so little
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ that's a joke
The snaps between _TWITTER-ENTITY_ and myself
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ pretty much in Oklahoma
Got to speak to _TWITTER-ENTITY_ today ☺
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ is on his twitter game today !
My dad keeps screaming \why didn't he catch the ball ?! Why can't they catch the ball ?! You're fired ! Bunch of pussies " "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I'm sure
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ just read the dm I sent you
I honestly should probably shut my shades when I change
“Boys like it when you're playfully mean to them . Call them names . Punch them on the shoulder . Murder their families . ” _TWITTER-ENTITY_
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ Evan , you geek me out
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ a kid from Tullahoma thought the same thing ! Hahaha
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ ✌quit playing you know it's true !
I had the worst nose bleed ever this morning . And then Sylvia just looks me and says UH OH .
No fuckin on my couch til I do
Snap chat your own boyfriend ..... Oh wait you don't have one . _TWITTER-ENTITY_ #ThisMayBeASubtweet
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ wait you forgot to make your boobs look bigger !
Miggy's face on that replay !
My sister just threw trash out her window onto a cop car #Winning lol
Actually no I won't . I don't regret anything
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ bahaha that's so weird and funny
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ oh my goodness me too ! I went to bdubs after & amp ; I kept thinking what would I do if someone turned into a zombie thing
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I LOVE YOU BOYS
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ have fun in that place !
I COULD REWATCHED IRON MAN 3 SO MANY TIMES HOLY SHIT
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahah probably
#Favorite8thGradeMemories me _TWITTER-ENTITY_ and _TWITTER-ENTITY_ singing our trio
All these girls tweeting _TWITTER-ENTITY_ are cracking me up please keep this going
Ahaha that's freaking funny
I snapchat the most embarrassing pictures of myself and I find it halarious
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ haha just met your dad , heard a lot of great things about you
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you are the only one who knows
- So I woke up to this long ass message telling me how much he loves me & amp ; how much he wants me back !!!
\Thank you you're a very nice man ? " " What the fuck did you call me ? " "
Alyshia & amp ; I have some interesting snap chats
Jkjk more like livelovedanceuk _TWITTER-ENTITY_
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ it was a girl I swear
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ both are teams got some pretty good songs ☺️
When _TWITTER-ENTITY_ steals a mop from the janitor's closet
Hahah my mom has the best comments for when people piss me off
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I don't care
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ that sounds like it's exciting around your house !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ why are y'all asleep ... again ?
I don't even tell people I got my hair done anymore . Cause no one notices any way
And then I wonder why I'm fat
I'd be a good girlfriend . I make good sandwiches . HA ! Just kidding my sandwiches SUCK
Coal hauling hooker _TWITTER-ENTITY_
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I don't wanna know ! ✋
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH that just made my day
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you could just tag me ...
There go the brown boots . Finally
3 hours of sleep , ya ill function good today
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ bahaha I've done this too many times
My Mickey Mouse onesie is pretty hot
I totally forgot that a bird flew in the gym last night , and we all went ninja and fell to the floor
When my dad try's to help with a boast poem for English #terrible #notapoet
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahahaha dying
how about just weed . _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_
If I fucking get in trouble and they make me change my pants one more time I'm going to have a BF .
Teach me how to dougie
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ omg hahaha he seriously left me speechless .. he then continued to stare at me through that window by the register
When the ref yelled at me to block on _TWITTER-ENTITY_ TD run > & gt ; & gt ; & gt ;
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ aww babe
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ haha . good thing im not the only one . i want to be a young married couple
Lol I love quoting people and changing that they said
When Perkins asked me how flexible I was on the weekends , my response was , \I have no friends . I'll be here . ""
Kyle is so cheap it's ridiculous
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you're so inspirational
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ would love her contact picture on my phone !
Brie thought pepperoni was a vegetable
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I'm not home hahah
A grasshopper just just jumped into my bowl of milk . I thought it died .. But then it jumped back out ! #ScaryYetFunny
Everytime \Take it outside " comes on by BG ... I feel obligated to punch someone right in the throat "
I think I just creeped honcho out
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ that's funny
Hahah my dog is stonedd
I love seeing all the ratchet people in Paducah in one place
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I'm not meaning forever just a few days or months
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ we're in Conway , come see us !
I hope there's a turkey emoji
Sleeping at Kyle's house is making me anxious to know whether Santa came to my house yet or not
Like , I feel like I should just bust out in song
& amp ; we're only like 15 mins from home
seriously , like talking shit about me is gonna make the whole situation SOO much better ?
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ lol cuz I spelt angel wrong love uuuuuu
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I find it halirious #teamiPhone
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Check your phone
I also learned my lesson . Never let your boyfriend do your make up .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ pink eye or a stye ?!? Totally kidding ! #feelbetter #loveyou
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ I just watched the video and can't believe us ....
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ at first I was nervous but now I feel relieved . now everyone knows who my crush is
That snap chat from _TWITTER-ENTITY_
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ I'm dieing . got me again .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ damn that's just wrong ....
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ has an enlarged photo of the soup emoji
Boyfriend got wine as a gift from work and brought it straight to his lchy " girlfriend .. I'm not complaining "
The questions I get on ask & lt ;
Guy code really has me dying
No Zander , you may not name my puppy Princess Beyoncé
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ You didn't really just ask that omg . And yes I'm actually going this time !
Inhaling helium is so much fun !!
Poppy is thoroughly enjoying Frank Sinatra on this fine night
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ we missed him last night if cutler had been playing , Packers win
We needed our brownies to be cool so we put them in the freezer !
Haha that snapchat i just got > & gt ; & gt ; & gt ; what the actual cuss !!
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ he had me Rollin #Dumbass
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ pretty sure you left your retainers at work
OMG me and drew are so dumb
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hellll nooo surely will be camping for them 12s if he want them on his feet
Fuck you _TWITTER-ENTITY_ for never retweeting me just favoriting my stuff
a year ago that bitch was calling me a whore and now shes 9 months pregnant . #wut
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ u r in the nba
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ just kidding
My future wife is downstairs
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ yeah I have to be because I'm never on time for anything
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ she calling you thirsty bro hahahha
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ bro you don't even lift
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ last retweet & gt ; & gt ; & gt ; from last night
Why Michigan's coach look like George Bush
So Harry ate someone's food and gave it back .. Caught it all on video❤
Geovanna talks for hours .....
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I don't see how thy was supposed to ruin my day though lol
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ The faces he makes kills me
Glad Bailee had a dream that I had sex with a transvestite ✋
Frank is honestly my favorite person ever ! ☺️
& amp ; & amp ; you mam can get over it
\I can hear your music " " Me too " "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahaha !!! ... Every time that damn song comes on !!!
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ our soccer team
Like 4 people today asked what was wrong with my arms .. NO✋ what's wrong with your face ??
I've been watching Saved By The Bell early in the AM after waking up for Theodore .... I have never seen so many bolo ties ! #funnyaccessory
Bailey & gt ;
Come kidnap me butch
It's doesn't reset for another two weeks ... I'm fukked .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Ask the guy in front of you why he's wearing a peppers jersey ... The bears aren't even playing
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you can tweet back but still no text ....
No one EVER go out to eat with _TWITTER-ENTITY_
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ yeah that too !
This convo with _TWITTER-ENTITY_ & gt ; & gt ; & gt ;
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Ohh bull . You didn't even do that on purpose ! I went into your hand with my face ! Hahaha science was pretty funny though .
\It's dark no one can see me . My car is black , it's magical " said _TWITTER-ENTITY_ while she ignores traffic signs "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I said that exact thing to someone like a week ago but in a sarcastic bitchy way
Do you like pizza ? _TWITTER-ENTITY_
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ WHATTT ?! I copied you ? Loll
I've ignored 4 people this morning so far ..
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ are they the ones in the hotel hallways ??
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ sorry ! it was actually the one day I could sleep in w/o getting yelled at
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ veryyyy vulgar
\Haha this thing is 360 times more powerful than you ! How does that make you feel ? " bet commercial "
It must suck knowing EVERYBODY knows what you did and EVERYBODY hates you .. Lmao !
I still got nudes of your girl too ! #HowDoYouFeel ?
Is this real life
Tanner is so mad at me for making new friends . He's so jealous !!
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I better not tell you my secret then
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ okay well I don't care & amp ; quit coming to my house .. I don't want to talk to you lol
Gonna make a vine video tomorrow at practice of Gaurd twerking
Malik's last tweet
Trying not to laugh at this guy next to me snoring in class
Holly I'm awake
That was perfect
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Lmao , I was being a good friend and checking on you ! And making sure your brain was still working !
“ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ : Hope every one made it out and enjoyed the fireworks show tonight at Finley Field . ”
When it hits 12am I get slap happy anything makes me laugh . You can tell me I have a week to live and I fall to the ground laughing
That convo > & gt ;
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ fuckin Bad Grandpa ... Gat dayum
\I know how to spell . Leave my brother A-L-O-N . " #Glee "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ Danny won it with all them pics
every time i see a yellow springs sign i instantly laugh and think of _TWITTER-ENTITY_ !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ lol right !
Almost peed myself with joy when _TWITTER-ENTITY_ told me she can see me in October . CAN NOT WAIT . #RECONNECTIONS
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ they don't call me Lucy for nothing .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ we literally complain about being bored , go to royal farms and get gum , and listen to music the whole time
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ i do that all the time and i think my parents get worried but oh well
Hahahahah . I just looked out my window and one of the horses was running around the yard
They checked 14 states to find the new 2013 Lexus my mom is getting
I always plan to look cute and then I wake up and it's just like oh well try again tomorrow
The lady at chipotle just gave me a free burrito beacuse she said I was cute
feeling feelings at 10 am with _TWITTER-ENTITY_ ... imagine what it will be like this time next year hahaha
I'm happy with my life
\when life gets hard just remember dicks get hard too but they dont stay hard forever & pretty soon things cool down and go back to normal ""
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ When I get home I'll send some to you
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I'm pretty cool I guess
zach and jon actually look like twins now it's weird af
Why is the speed limit at Opry Mills 24 mph
\Were the ugly step child we have to go in there and prove .. " " I am beautiful " _TWITTER-ENTITY_ .. yeah I say what I want . #idowhatiwant "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ that's how I roll shall I put the pic of you ?!
Going to the gym rather then going out
She's so thirsty with all that !
Currently LOLing at my 9th grade yearbook picture #uglyyyy
OMFG Landon that's bad .
Hailey's cat was drinking outta the toilet
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ OMG ! That's awesome .
Giving my mom a crash course on _TWITTER-ENTITY_ and #TheFamily right now
Cutter leaves with groin injury ..........
I just told my parents to make good choices tonight
This dude said and I fucking quote \yeah chief keef is raw , he's a lyrical mastermind too . " "
Wow Tiffani and Hannah are either in twitter jail or to busy with our group chat to tweet
Stopped at cumbys so Brooke and Kels can get candy before homecoming #what
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ lol I know . And then Tanner just acts like he's gonna kill someone on kickoff .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ omg are u serious ? #HAHAHA
omfg I'm fucking dead
That confused look I get when I say yes to the question \Do you have a Indian card ? " "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ yeah I took and picture and said I was scared to Aaron . And I was done before it even sent lol .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ oh I know and it got even weirder . That's not even all of it
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ LOL \does she or does she not look like Amanda Bynes imaginary friend ?!? " #FashionPolice #joanRanger "
HOLLA GOMES #WinToday #BOSTONSTRONG . _TWITTER-ENTITY_ will win series in Boston . My prediction ⚾️⚾️⚾️
You would quote that .
Snap chat with _TWITTER-ENTITY_ though & gt ; & gt ; & gt ; & gt ;
Don't think anyone could be as excited as a 6th grader who just opened their locker by themself #firstdayofschool
Seeing _TWITTER-ENTITY_ laying out some girls tonight made my night
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ OMG I look the same Oh
My dads like you drunk ? No . You sleeping in thibodaux ? No . You must be sick then .
“ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ : \I love your laugh " is one of the best compliments” yeah I've never gotten that compliment "
STL close to signing Iginla . There you go Blues ! Biggest acquisition of the offseason for them .
Betty white prank show = why I love old people
Tonight is when the creeps come out . The nasty creeps . #TurnsMeOn
Tbt when Chase kneed himself I'm the face and gave himself a black eye
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ what imaginary things am I believing in wtf
And _TWITTER-ENTITY_ is carrying around some random kid #ChelanMDW
This girl is trying to talk to her friend and my music is so loud she can't talk to her friend I don't wanna hear you bitch
Mom and nick arguing over a Xbox mic
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ love you more
I went through a yodeling phase once , almost bought a tape that taught you how to yodel
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hair behind your ears , chair in , walk faster
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ love it
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ it's all good
I will never for get that one night with Kyle oh my gosh too funny ....
I just took Mr. Pillsburys puppy out for a walk and she decided she would pee in the middle of the quad
My closet is way warmer than my room ? I might sleep in there from now on .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ your emojis made that 10x better honestly . but agree . First we need to find guys that know what the hell they doing .
The funniest thing is when you know who people are talking about in their tweets
Taylor Taylor , why so mean ?
I mean I'm not above making the first move
If that doesn't give it away then I don't know what will hahaha .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ now I take that back lol I'm done with this convo thoooo
“ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ : _TWITTER-ENTITY_ yeah Chey I can't drive moms not home and dads golfing with a broken foot ? Like wtf ? ”
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ yeah I figured that'd be it
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ omg your dad wanted to kill me
That deer almost got trucked
Rocking them footie pajamas
Eric really hates me and Kelsey right now
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ lmao 4 too manyy !
They just showed someone blow per from the storm in New Orleans
Lance Moore just did the excessive celebration from Key and Peele after his TD
& amp ; That girl was so happy to get her ice cream ..
Who says peace now a days
Blake- Come over here and fight me , Paige ! My mom- Just sit down , you know she'll wreck you . She does everytime .
Do we have a D nice ? No D nice ? Hahaha
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I've never done that before
“ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ : I'm sorry bears fans but I have a feeling they will suck this year . Just like every other year . #nothingnew ” _TWITTER-ENTITY_
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahahaha that's crazy they work together though , Small World
Oh lord You're a cutie and we needa hang out . You seem really cool haha
Out of no where Kelsey just said : oh god I smell his face ! _TWITTER-ENTITY_ I almost died
I am taking this win with class . I haven't said much ... Ill just let the Ohio fans bitching say it all #YouLost #GetOverIt
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ haha I've never heard a girl that doesn't like tall guys ! So strange to me
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I don't think that's real
Just taught my grandparents what YOLO meant
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ NOT AT ALL !
My mom said \when you have a baby it better not be as ratchet as you " Well thanks mom didn't think I was that ratchet ? "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I don't even know what that is !?
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ I miss dancing with y'all .
\Well I didn't say that I said I love juice , so . I'd like some orange juice please ! " #GuyCode #thebest "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ how the hell does he know my last name ?
I'm pretty sure the most _TWITTER-ENTITY_ , _TWITTER-ENTITY_ & amp ; I ever get done in calc is writing the problems we have to do & our names on our papers .
One of the dad's I nannied for just did a crazy secret 2 minute handshake with me and then said \just like old times " wait , what "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you should probably throw those away and put a fresh pair in
“ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ : I'd just say their name that oomf stuff is for pussies” or I could say what I want .......
We need to make another Harlem shake video
Well _TWITTER-ENTITY_ you were totally right , I never made it to the library today
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I don't think it was hard . They both ha me wrapped around their fingers they moment I met them and they talked
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ and its only 10:00
This mug ..
Happy thanksgiving . Mine ended by getting kicked outta my grammys house . ✋
Think my boss might be a little angry _TWITTER-ENTITY_ us
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ LOLZZZ after Friday I am free .. Guess it's time to invest in friends
Mrs. Wallace is hilarious
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ you guys can try
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ shoulda asked Alan for a back rub
campus police made it rain parking tickets on _TWITTER-ENTITY_ car
Still giggling to myself about barvis tweet to me cuz I can so picture her saying it
i think you've crossed the line LOL ✋ #no
Dr Doolittle is so underrated . Refer to my snapchat if you are skeptical
So yeah we almost died tonight by almost getting attacked by wild hogs ...
Oklahoma state used had girls have sex with recruits ! Damn I wish I got recruited by them lmao
Listening to parents argue over whether to use my GPS or the map my dad printed out off the computer #oldfashion
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ lmfao I was just about to tweet this ! We got trust issues
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Corey in a CAGE
Eric shouldn't dance
Holy cold ....... were having a white Thanksgiving ... Snow angels pictures coming soon
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ aha !!! I think it's the white people kinda thing ! But night girl !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ but how was your home land of Mexico ?!?
haha I'm playing the most ghetto people ever
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ haha yeahh you would've loved to have seen me last night
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ bahaha ohhhhh that was the worst cheese cake I've ever had in my life .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ dying rn ad he better not be deprived when he comes home btw have fun while I'm dying with these Indians . _TWITTER-ENTITY_
No I don't
You're suchhhhh a hard ass if you can text me calling me a skank & amp ; then not tell me who you are . _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_
I just love football season cause its so funny to see all the other schools shit talk each other
Haley's mom called me while I was at work and was freaking out cause Haley wasn't home and had a physical to be at
Watching people try to parallel park in front of my house is too funny
Glad I got a \date " for the wedding , now I am no longer the awkward girl with no date "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ is bein an extreme diva on twitter tonight ! #sassypants
“ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ : I feel like I'm 2 feet tall . ” you are and btw you look like a dork in your profile picture ...
Super Troopers #Nw
Bitch puhlease .
\He's dead , what's he going to watch ? American horror ""
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ SO INTERCEPT AGH
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ just so eveyone knows this isnt about me
this bishhh tho _TWITTER-ENTITY_ good smoke seshhhh
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahaha .
I can't eat tonight-meHere catch * throws popcorn at me\-mom I throw popcorn in my mouth and fall off the couch dammit "
Jennie seriously leaving
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ drive my uncle around the corner , got bitched at the whole way there ❤ & lt ;3 hahaha
They thought me and _TWITTER-ENTITY_ were married at first and then they thought we were dating hahahaha #nonono ☝
Oh gosh she's such a boy
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ wore a bills hat to work today and _TWITTER-ENTITY_ keeps calling me ills fan " when she talks to me .. you'd beand prob doing the same "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ why was I not there for this ?!? so not fair
Getting yelled at for my leggings
\ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ : _TWITTER-ENTITY_ or no text at all that's cool too haha " ...............  "
I walk in the door and mom ask if I'm hungry . obviously !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ people are probably thinking \What the fuck is wrong with this kid " "
You know it's gonna be a funny night when your mom and aunt go out to go ood shopping " and come back with only beer , wine and ice cream "
Aundreas like \ I like hanging out with you " hahah thanks baby I like you too "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ have a great day !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ LMAO what is your life
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ there's no point to it !
“ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ : Why am I not surprised Chris has chicken fingers when he went out to dinner tonight ?! #Everytime ” pot kettle black
Alex is lookin pretty relaxed right now
I remember going into bens bathroom and he had a 50 pack of toilet paper and Emily and I were like \why do you need this much tp .. " "
what the fuck just happened .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ glad they ain't got my baby pictures
“ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ : Woke up naked in bed with that big gal from Bridesmaids and we're both covered in wing sauce . ” _TWITTER-ENTITY_
Watching scary movies with _TWITTER-ENTITY_ & gt ; & gt ; & gt ; #hilarious _TWITTER-ENTITY_
Hahahahaha wow your maturity level
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I'm like Christian mingle bayyybayyyy
S/O to _TWITTER-ENTITY_ for stealing my header photo
When ms cannon wrote whore on the board _TWITTER-ENTITY_
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ just made my day
madis being an asshole on the phone rn and i'm dying
For real ??
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahah you'd be the one to know
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ so proud
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I'm laughing so hard I can't
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ lets go
In the wise words of _TWITTER-ENTITY_ ag team back it in ! " "
I love watching games with my daddy ; he gets so into it & amp ; screams really loud like the team can hear him . #WVUNation
why would anyone date Chris Brown ? beats me .
Just saw Sara handling up on a kid in Lowe's
Makes me laugh how a bunch of people are like I hate Plainfield , Plainfield sucks but go to the \Plainfield " fest "
This whole sk " bullshit is funny "
I'm not black and I want fried chicken all the time ! _TWITTER-ENTITY_ #ourconversations
someone help me
That's crazy your one person on twitter and completely different in person
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you got me .....
Andrew thinks alking Spanish " is comparable to our relationship ... little does he know lol _TWITTER-ENTITY_ you "
Fishy mcbites , mcbites . Fishy Fishayyy !!
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I don't wanna know
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ Our lives .
People's reaction to our red light dancing #priceless _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ this looks familiar .. oh wait that's because you just copied and pasted the text I sent you not even 30 seconds ago
I seriously will just date myself . Apparently only I can make me happy . Everyone else sucks .
Really hope I don't catch manonia _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_
My mood right now & gt ; & gt ;
The tweet I just read & gt ; & gt ; & gt ;
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you left your umbrella here ☔️
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ have you seen his last one about the \sharpe D " ? "
Haley and I both on NyQuil right now trying to have a conversation ...
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ me and Kristin saw you almost fall
that was funny as hell though
“ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ : Admit it ... you've sat in class imagining how you would save the school if a gunman shows up . ”
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ haha so fucking true
Everytime I watch the ridiculousness with bam on it I remember how big of a crush I had on him in gradeschool
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahaha I know I know me and Kelsey are getting them done for Christmas
My pants are unbuttoned right now , and you can't even tell . _TWITTER-ENTITY_
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ it took me like 5 minutes to understand that hahahaha
Haha , I'm so glad you don't have a twitter all of this shit would be so damn embarrassing .
I have so many people's twitters
Lol if people don't like your picture don't repost it to try and get likes chances are yor not going too
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ how'd you know ?
I got a B on my geology test that I didn't study for ✋✋
The 8 year old just asked for jeggings .
making Jen my bitch by tying my shoes
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ that's the best .
who takes a hump day selfie ? oh wait _TWITTER-ENTITY_ does
Of course some of the guys I think are attractive as hell , no one else does
Thinking about _TWITTER-ENTITY_ having to switch his class and I'm nearly in tears
My dad is alone in the living room and literally yelling at the TV
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ that's what everyone looks like after they see it
Watching a movie ! Just got AWKWARD people are having sex ! WOAH ! Hahaha
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I have no idea
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I just really remember you and you ! Love you Hannah banana
With out this social media a lot of y'all wouldn't be half of what you think you are
me & amp ; my family literally pee ourselves laughing
Just remembering the time that _TWITTER-ENTITY_ accidentally tagged that guy named ham on insta
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ and we're over here like testing it out to see if it's safe
the first time that I have physically laughed out loud was reading those tweets between Alec and Sophie
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ PRINCESS FOR LYFE #brbdying
With a V12 , after filling up the tank you're probably at half a tank once you pull out of the station ...
I would love to hit you in the face w/ a brick . But your face is already fucked up enough !!!
Lol at all these boys in Danville trying to race . Just bc I'm a chick doesn't mean I won't blow your ass away . I'm still in a dodge
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ no ..... I turned her down so she went to u ... you were her second choice
This girl I work with thought a special ed major is a gym teacher
I told my mom once I was calling child services she handed me the phone and said ill beat both of you guys #minorityprobelms
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ he was singing the song .. I love it
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I have no legs lol
lol Sixers fans be hype as hell
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahahahah it's true the last 4 times I've had it just hasn't taste the same to me .
Don't forget to change my name
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I would be drove as fuk
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ what a night
I had too put the .... Only to make it more serious
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you can't walk around at the beach like you did at the lake .
Teen Beach Movie is so stupid
\I like to be diverse with my girls ... just gotta find a Bosnian one now " "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ remember when you used to kick my ass in Ruzzle
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ over it ✋ guess ill throw myself into finding a better job instead of dating anymore
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you really can't
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ remember that lady that bought us all those drinks on that flight when you were 17 ??
That snap chat that _TWITTER-ENTITY_ jus sent me #dead
I seriously can't stop laughing #onlyme lmao
I should be sleeping for school but I'm over here at the college keeping my cousin company . #iainttrippinnn grateful to be out the house
This guy is killing this Toby Keith song
all these chloe from vine pictures killl meee
Brianna just asked me if I walked my dog inside . Lol #tears
I wish _TWITTER-ENTITY_ would prank call me
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ did you say it at th game ?
You know you're drunk when you eat the Taco Bell paper off the taco
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ black mail Wednesday happened
Almost sent a snap to you cause I'm so use to hitting your name . old habits for hard .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ I am officially weak
I love my mom hahhahhA
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Shaun T is kicking our abs .... hahahah
All me and _TWITTER-ENTITY_ have gotten up to do today was use the bathroom and eat . #lazy
Your mom goes to college
Awwww you're talking with a road kill chipmunk now ! congrats fella glad to see you downgraded ...
jake just told me he lost his virginity in the old school house < & lt ; & lt ; & lt ; & lt ; & lt ; & lt ; & lt ; & lt ; & lt ;
Played the best joke ever on _TWITTER-ENTITY_ today
He thinks he's better than me .
Every time I hear NSYNC all I think of is Just Go With It when she said that was the hardest thing when they broke up
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ lol your twitter
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you also forgot NIEL
Haha mrs Connie cracks me up
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ so sad but so true
I've tweeted a lot this past month
I feel like _TWITTER-ENTITY_ isn't even really a member of our family anymore .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ credit to me for figuring it out
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I'm ready to go go home
Black belt in pussy karate ?
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Good luck at getting in
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ yes . Although I would have been more than
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ then I need to grow 5-6 inches
That guy at the gas station just asked if me and Eli were brothers
Lol at my oral presentation tomorrow
My mom is something else I tell ya ...
Pick up lines are the stupidest but most clever things I've ever heard cause they work but don't even make logic sense
Why is the secret life of the American teenager so damn complicated
I wonder when _TWITTER-ENTITY_ is going to notice my Instagram video
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ u think we can afford that
stuck in a nursing home
I am addicted to emojis . #emoji
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Pam the blam would toss me around and put me in a pretzel
My dad talking about the overpriced beer at Dbacks games  dollars an ounce for something you're just gonna piss out " "
being back at the high school brings make so many memories ..... of leaving early or not coming _TWITTER-ENTITY_
Definitely the most intense conversation I've had all day
My TL has me weak right now
They do call me twerkerella for a reason _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ her FB default is a fucking crow #CREEPYbitch
I bet _TWITTER-ENTITY_ is extremely happy to sleep in her bed tonight .
My coworker comes to work blasting a country song ... I be laughing at her
Thank you for your family tree snapchat _TWITTER-ENTITY_
I want a cuddle buddy looks like my pillow will do #LonerStatus
We shoulda taken him out the back and shot him a long time ago
Don't talk to me
\I'm moving to Finland or Sweden , the American youth sucks and now America is going to shit . So fuck it . " lmao my friggen writing teacher "
Me and _TWITTER-ENTITY_ are basically professional fisherman . Just so you all know .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ UM HELLO you're my best friend and girlfriend you're crazy if you think I wouldn't be there ! Who else will you fight ?
An Indian my mom works with always seduces her by saying \we will have pizza and we will kiss " "
I honestly can't order food on the phone #ihatetalkingonthephone
HAHAHA when _TWITTER-ENTITY_ comes into my room bawling her eyes out because OTH is over > & gt ; & gt ; & gt ; & gt ;
The paint on my car from the final four game still hasn't come off
My mom gets way to involved when she watches family feud
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I don't even know what I was trying to say
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ shhh it's a secret
Pretty great day , considering I was the lucky guy to get a hug from a amazing girl
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Sam at the bottom
Pretty sure Kristen does more for my parents than I do ... She needs to stop before I get yelled at .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Allison you make me laugh so hard
Surprisingly my father saved the condoms for his friends Christmas present #thankgod #itwasprettyfunny
Detroit didn't know what hit them in the 4th
1 cup of lion's blood served fresh and warm ...
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ oh god
My English teacher is psycho when she reads to the class !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ the one hanging on the gate good lord why is that so funny
Just got asked on a date that consists of smoking until I can't feel my face
Pineapple Express > & gt ; & gt ;
espacialy some good ass old school house music .. or #skrillex of course #duh
When _TWITTER-ENTITY_ threatens to beat up creepy guys for me & gt ; & gt ; & gt ;
I still laugh every time I hear a dude let off a mini explosion in the stall next to me .
just done .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ def a senior .. Def a dime haha wayyy better than the last two or one and a half I should say
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ haha yeah I'm sure seeing out twitter conversations are going to kill you .
Oh Kaitlyn ... _TWITTER-ENTITY_
Nicks story from last night is the most fucked up/funniest thing I've ever heard in my life
Oh shit . My bad ✋
When Ashley Miller gets a new phone case that also means Jess Evans gets a new one
Hahahaha that’s who
If anyone ever saw the text/snapchats _TWITTER-ENTITY_ & amp ; I send we would be completely done for
You just keep talking about stuff you don't know trust me there's been others #mineyourownbussiness
Wilk and my brother's coach just got into a fight .
Still can't believe oomf got grounded for buying porn
It's a backpack with your hair
\ leave go get trained " great words from Neil to Ryli "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ oh hahaha ! I tried to order some online once but they wouldn't send it from Philadelphia
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ yeah that's awkward
I know you were last night if you have me on snap chat .... I KNOW lol
Then Coach lusics walked in with G , and the sub said I'm so sorry I didn't know he was special coach Lucius went along with it
I don't even know these people but this fight is the best
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ uh yes ma'am
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ if only Dana and Deryk had twitters . hahaha
My batterys doing good today for once
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I can't be serious when I'm talking to you I laugh at everything you say ! Lmao
my mom misses this boy I had her meet once over a year ago , cool
Ohhhh mrs. Cummings . Hopefully you've had your fetus removed by now .
Crazy in the head crazy in the bed
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ If that's what you want !
Snaps to _TWITTER-ENTITY_ for helping me finish my pomping hours
Tonight I realized why I don't have a boyfriend , I am the biggest dork in the world .
Josh is crazy if he thinks he's staying here for college . No , you are not being left here with shady ugly slut bitches
I love ending my night with _TWITTER-ENTITY_ tweets
sooooo , for awards night ... can I wear somethin like Miley wears to all her awards shows ?
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ have fun getting drunk in jersey or maybe you'll fuck another girl like last time
You fuck with scrubs ! Hahaha I can't even right now
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ makin it awkward .. You were in love with Cody and Gibson .
Someone text meee can't sleep
\My titty milk is gonna be Starbucks coffee " - _TWITTER-ENTITY_ "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ fat !
S/O to _TWITTER-ENTITY_ for shattering out crucible in chemistry !
I think it's frickin hilarious that he invited me but you didn't ✋
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I doubt that
priani where the fuck are you finding these
The perfect date to me is ordering chinese and watching Adam sandler movies .
When Schmidt pretends to be a Romney > & gt ; & gt ; #newgirl #schmidt
WHO JUST SAW THE GODADDY COMMERCIAL ?!?!?
Seriously _TWITTER-ENTITY_ is my favorite . I'm trying not to laugh in the middle of class .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ ...... That's like a back handed compliment you just have someone
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Like or
you are not a good listener
My pap is like the guy off of Big Fish . And I love it .
Whoa whoa scoot the mic back sum you almost put it in my mouth ... No Homo
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ yess and I loleddd I miss you and Heidi , can we please play ASAP !! We need to catch up !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ the fact that you said you've seen these all
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I'm at the beach with your mom right how
These boys are the laziest omg .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ thanks bracken , that means a lot ❤
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ when you told your mom that you were kidding
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ no I don't even have her
Honestly why do they watch our tweets ?
You have fun with that & amp ; her kid
someone needs a straight jacket _TWITTER-ENTITY_ I'm still dying
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ stop sub tweeting me and _TWITTER-ENTITY_ me if you got a problem lol
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ it has like meth & amp ; cocaine included also
God bless my life . I swear
Lol all i remember is amy saying \ERIN I SWEAR TO GOD IF YOU PUKE ON THE DISHES " "
Whoever pulled the fire alarm gets my applause !!! That is too funny !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ umm this song is on the radio rn ..
we all should go to bball game tonight so _TWITTER-ENTITY_ isnt pissed
the awkward moment when you see _TWITTER-ENTITY_ at college
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I didn't knkw that this many people can fit in chickfila
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I was throwing a fit when I saw you took that shit offff . gives me anxiety
But I hooked up like 3 times
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ can even punch a hole in the wall .
The snap chat I just sent nick #yeah #iwentthere _TWITTER-ENTITY_
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ and like bobbin my head it's ok to act our shoe size once in awhile
I have to actually give hints in my tweets that it's a song , not about anyone ..
Most girls are like , \she better stay out of my relationship " when the guy's the one that talks to the other girl first "
I just made my best friend a sandwich and am brining it to her
We always have awkward encounters _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_
All this talk about GTA makes me wanna just skip 4th and go play it
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ why haven't you been to my house yet ...........? just realized
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ that is the funniest thing I have ever read
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ story on snapchat omg weirdoooo
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ .. yeah hahaha
Wanna see something really funny ? _TWITTER-ENTITY_
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ you have no idea what I'm talking about though ...
Just told my dad I've been to a strip club . Sorry daddy-oh
I only send my weird snapchats to Sarah Cate .
i have 1 little fish in a 10 gallon tank
Oh so he's a couch warmer ...... I thought it was funny
I thought the reindeer ate the carrots .. not my parents force feeding them and cookies to me so kev thinks Santa came
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ we really just made a bet with food
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahahahaha I'm going pretend like that's not mean
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ loser I'm gunna be on the jumbotron !
I really suck at making gang signs
Yippy ki a motha fucka
I don't think I can be nice much longer ... Ur weird and pretty annoying JUST STAHP !!!
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ why are you creeping on me ?
So many Canadians yelling at each other over children's hockey right now ... Jesus lol , maybe some stereotypes are true !
I need to talk to my sisters . They always get a kick outta my stories . They're gone die when they hear this one .
Awkward moment when my coworker sees me taking selfies and asks why I'm making those faces .. But I'm really just snap chatting
Twilight golf and happy hour with Jeff was so fun last night I don't remember the last time I've laughed so hard
Britts mom is so drunk
It seriously amuses me how much shit doesn't phase me anymore like cool i really don't care hahaha
Act like I didn't know
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ oh . His last name was dollins ? Because it wasn't the younger guy , he's cute . And nice .
Daddy is already talking about bringing Benjamin on the boat .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I'm just so funny
would it be bad to post more pictures from Saturday night ?
You guys i think _TWITTER-ENTITY_ went back to bed
I've literally been LOLing at _TWITTER-ENTITY_ s tweets all day
I'm enjoying this fight between _TWITTER-ENTITY_ and _TWITTER-ENTITY_ . Keep going .
I don't have a boyfriend anymore I have a girlfriend
The fact that I had a dream were I was ranting to Ms. Harrison about how I hate whale boy
My Mom told me she was going to sit on me if I don't shut up and stop talking #goodone #lolzz
Everyone's ugly sweaters crack me up
Tax return in my bank today !!!! It's gonna be a good day
Justin is outside helping my stepdad shovel the drive way
EVERYONE GO LOOK AT JESSICA MELLONS VINE OF ME when I face planted the mattress
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ I am predicting those characters
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ that snapchat ....
If you have to tweet how much you love your best friend every 2 seconds , she's probably not your best friend just saying .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I so needed to hear that . Maybe we can get a marble flicking event ! So proud of you gurllllllll !!! ☺️
Got a good one coming for my #wcw this week
My 13 year old sister is listening to FDB
thanks to _TWITTER-ENTITY_ i've been watching vine all morning
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ of course he does . Sucks for him
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ wait a minute do u actually have a weight lifting final ??? You're joking right ?
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ yeah right
Waiting for autumns ratchet ass to shower
Why is he so attractive
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I'm done
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ but really ... We were 2 wheels and I was half way out the window .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ sav and I
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ my mom told me about her ! Who names their kid that !?
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ haha how'd you know it was me ?
I swear ill send one if someone else I know does too
My little sisters got in a fight with 2 other girls in our neighborhood & amp ; pulled each other's hair & amp ; pushed each other
Hahah I just remembered I had a coffee to go cup from last school year in my room . Not pretty .
My sisters and I got 23 truckers to honk for us on our way to Sandusky
Felger and Maz are on point right now
Can't wait until that day
You two are fucking disgusting
This night is amazing _TWITTER-ENTITY_
This is just getting funnier and funnier
me and Jackie are sweet friends because we sit by each other at lunch
wait your 14 and pregnant . HAHAHHAH your babies gonna graduate high school before you do
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Yeah lol I'm gonna try hahaha Hopefully I'll make it
If I could prance around in my underwear and heels while still being respected and not being a stripper id do it . * Shrugs *
I can never do a split
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ chick fil a policy
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I seriously thought the same thing !
S/O to mike for cleaning my room and doing my laundry . #workaddict
Lol Katelyn's mom high fives me and said good job and Katelyn's like wtf she didn't tell me good job
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ yeah thanks I'll be over in a minute to come get it then we can hangout
I love being a homie all my boys tell me their secret crushes an thoughts an I just love it ...
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ \I brush out my eyelashes with a toothbrush " "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ we even do that shit sober ... that's the real problem here .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ yes yes I did
The fact that savanna thought our break was until the 11th how ???
Bittersweet getting rid of my truck . Lots of memories in it haha
Instragram is so confusing ! Jeez . I am such a old lady . #thestruggle
Fuck \school " forreal . Much rather go to ombudsman that way I don't have to deal with all you bitches anymore . "
You don't realize how weird Kaitlyn is until you think hard about it , why are we friends with her !?
Hold up bill Nye is on Dancing with the stars
I don't hate when cashiers comment haha but that's just so funny
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ ok
That made me laugh . Idk why tho ..
You should know better than that #getsmacked
I wonder what genre of music I'll listen to when I'm 45 .... the other moms at school didn't seem like they'd be down with B.o.B.
You annoy every girl bruh , acting smooth and what not
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ it comes out at 1:00 P.M.
I've been home alone for hours and I didn't know it
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ meet fails to make me laugh ! Like I really needed that !
I wish I had an oomf
Just found out that someone has unlocked wifi at my bus stop . Haha
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahahah so funny
S/O to Jordan for stealing my yoga pants , wearing them without asking me , and trying to hide them when I'm in the same room #no ✋
Richie Incognito is such an asshole it's funny
My dad and mom were making fun of the lady and her daughter next to us the whole dinner & amp ; having a competition who could talk the loudest
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ they said you made up the \Frazeysburg elementary is a wonderful place to be ... " Pledge "
Thank youuuu _TWITTER-ENTITY_ and _TWITTER-ENTITY_ for coming tonight sorry you had to stand out there in the rain !!
The internship .
Tryna pack & amp ; have no clue what to bring can I just fold my closet up & amp ; being it ?
Kendall got me dying over here
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ in the woods my dude
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahaha probs not #stillloveya
Shopping today was so much fun !! I haven't laughed that hard in awhile
I love when Kate's sister sends me embarrassing pictures of her
Water hose fight
I just googled what to wear in this weather
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ seriously !
When _TWITTER-ENTITY_ thinks the sub is hot & lt ; & lt ; & lt ;
I'm Allison and Haley is a cunt cake
\I really like those firey black bitches ""
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ is pretty much the only person I can vent to
My boss gave me a Thanksgiving bonus and it was a 20lb turkey ahahah
No the hobbit is not a bunny ..... _TWITTER-ENTITY_ #whatamovie #weirdAF
Im taking it that leeroy is a _TWITTER-ENTITY_ girl .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I am DEAD right now
This dude says he's extremely redneck ... For a project he had to draw a rebel flag , he put all the stars in the middle Evan diamond
i caught the cutest frog and named it Kermit
Statistics-Lyfe Jennings ... he's got it right _TWITTER-ENTITY_
When you think I girl is hot then she smiles #nasty
i curled my hair with a huge barrel & my boyfriend said I looked like an Italian housewife
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ it was a girl too didn't see it coming and she threw that thing hard
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ shits hilarious man
Chance ate rabbit shit !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahaha guess you best friend is the exception ... _TWITTER-ENTITY_
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ what channel
My grandmas laugh just sounded like a turkey . Omg
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I thought it was pretty easy , and after I did it I jumped around the house out of excitement for like twenty minutes
Hahahahah Anna K has to go to DUI school
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I was saying that to your sap day tweet
I just slept for 13 hours
* crawling into bed * \my ass is wet but I don't even care that's how good my life is right now . " _TWITTER-ENTITY_ "
Do you see yourself
I hope Revis has at least 2 picks today against the jets
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahaha I just did the same !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ nice I've never wrestled but I'm gonna try it this year at 132 . idc if I get dominated
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ is still drunk
Dude I think that's enough pictures
Anger human you need to be put in a cage
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahah I got promoted at Tillys but I still have a membership ☺
I just saw a guy walking around in a dress at the mall
Hot Cody , .
If you haven't texted me in awhile , I'll get it & amp ; make it obvious that I'm ignoring it for awhile lol
\I tried to pluck mine ...... " HAHAHAHAHA #girlcode #dying "
HEY EVERYONE MR . POLEN NAMED HIS BABY LUKE DAVID
That video !!! _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_
Ill forever use the word haggard and hazard instead of ratchet
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ that's my Rock Band jam !!!!
you're a fucking cunt
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you favoriting my tweets
\Great , now I need an air conditioner to get rid of this ass sweat . " - _TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahahaha "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ do not encourage this Taylor !!!
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ OMG WTF
Katlyn is twitching in her sleep
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I about died when the DJ at prom played that one
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ so done with you
I tried .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I have an extra jersey for you ..
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ remember your last year science final grade ?
My moms tried to get me out of bed about 9 times already and I told her I'm stretching and she said what is this the 3 hour stretch
Can we all take a moment of silence for the fact that I finally made it to my best friends house without getting lost !!
Bobby said he was a piece of shit because he peeled his banana at the wrong time
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I was doing awesome last night
the fact that _TWITTER-ENTITY_ & amp ; _TWITTER-ENTITY_ think Cry Baby Hollow is real ...
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahaha after you we interviewed superior and he was like I want gold to win we were like ur green idiot
I need the soundtrack from The Heat
Caught that subtweet .
My windows open and i can hear flip flops hitting the ground like a run .. Then a pause and someone saying owwww do you need help !?
So much to laugh at today
I'm in that mood where everything is just hilarious
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I know !! I NEVER get caught
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ maybe your priest gets a kick out of it
Lay down the lay down
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ haha I literally tweeted that same thing last week ! Great minds think alike
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Clearly this is your biography
Oh yes you have a whole bunch of friends let me tell you hahahaha
Lol at the people who actually have to go to school tomorrow #suckstobeyou
My sister and I were drinking an IBC rootbeer on the way to school and it looks like an actually beer bottle . The looks we got ... Hahaha
I have such weird feelings on One Direction ... I don't like their music AT ALL but I like the band they're just so funny and likable
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ convenient then just text me
I probably could have found a boyfriend at Night Storm tonight ...
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ that's very true !!
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ katie just showed me the lasagna picture . Omg . too funny
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ & amp ; I are on a new level of close ! #WeSuck
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I'm pretty sure we've posted pictures of each other before many times ... Lol
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you make it found so easy
Having a raised up truck with tiny tires is like a guy that missed leg day ... #NoBueno
me and hunter though
My mom is stressing out so bad rn it's making me laugh
\My phone's on the moon and yours isn't!!!!! _TWITTER-ENTITY_ #what "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ okkkkkkkay dood
Lacey left her luggage
everywhere we go , we get vip . LA Fitness included . _TWITTER-ENTITY_
just a heads up , if you retweet someone else's retweet these days you get a notification : \ ___ retweeted your retweet " .. ur psychotic "
My Econ teacher just called Obama a mental midget .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ yeah I tried my best but the tabs I found kinda sucked !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ oh my gosh hahahahahahahaha Yepp that's more like it
must suck when your mom is skinner than you
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I know who you are HAHAHAHHA
Justin is so scared of clowns it's not even funny
S/o to the dude who just ran out onto the field in Chicago during the rain delay ... You are my hero
This is why Danielle , Elijah , and I can't be friends
According to the Brendan I'm definition of swag .
Mr Mceachern brought us munchkins to apologize for the fight we got in yesterday
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ ummm no after seeing your parking I wouldn't wanna handicap your driving anymore
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ when your get famous don't forget about me .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hickeys ?!
Yeah I still go to a pediatrician
My ex wants to be riends " .. Bitch .. NO "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ You are hilarious #dying
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahahaha that's what shit handles are for !
I AM THE BID
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ i do both
“ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ : I been on Teyanna Taylor's pandora for 2 days and still haven't heard any Teyanna Taylor . ”
The fact that we told my dad he had no balls for not doing a burn out with the camaro last night
Some of Dixie's finest right there It's pitiful .
The shit _TWITTER-ENTITY_ says always has me laughing for a good 5 minutes
old people at rays are so funnny
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahaha well thank ya
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ and getting back to campus at like 7:30 when you're leaving at 11
600 ☺ _TWITTER-ENTITY_
Your boyfriend is a Bitch
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ true that's so me as a baby too !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ ok just making sure !!
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahahaa I'm just fuckin witcha
\it was missionary Wednesday , no ones ever satisfied " #TheLeague "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Sounding like Barrack Obama .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ & amp ; _TWITTER-ENTITY_ we are finishing our talk tomorrow during lunch .
#bestdaytoday when _TWITTER-ENTITY_ broke the chair at canes
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ just called me vin diesel
How mean I just was to Alex ..
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I'll be your hard working boyfriend
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ oh it all makes sense now
This dumb ass tried racing me while there was a cop behind us & amp ; ended up getting pulled over
Feel like I haven't seen my neighbor _TWITTER-ENTITY_ in years lol
I'm good at deleting stuff I post on people's walls . #Hehe
Marshys hissy fit coming off ice & gt ; & gt ;
I have a twin now
Sorry that i look the way I do
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I just lol'ed
I passed this lady 10 minutes ago on this hill and I'm passing here again the same place I saw her
And you thought I wouldn't find out #dumb
Sooooooooooooo . I found this pair of jeans that were 1,000 $ .
Looking at family old pictures of _TWITTER-ENTITY_ just made my day
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ yes !!!
I came out of Zumba looking like I just got out of the pool
-I love that you chose this emoji because you can't have it that was mean but you're really funny man and together we make Tom Squared
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ so spiffy
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ excuse me miss , would you like a toe with that of yours ?
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ u best send me those pics from last night !!
#BloodyTuesday didn't disappoint
I can't believe _TWITTER-ENTITY_ this morning
So many liquids in my bag ...
“ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ : My friend Phillip had his lip removed today . We call him Phil now . ” I seriously am dying right now
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ That's the look I'm going for !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ HE IS STILL CRYING
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ so stay ignorant to my shit bitch and you'll be in bliss ❤️
If anyone saw the pictures me and _TWITTER-ENTITY_ are snapping each other , we would never have a social life again .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ it's a toupee !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ yes !!! Please if you don't mind
Throw back to junior year when _TWITTER-ENTITY_ talked to my dad in dunkin donuts
#oomf knows exactly who I'm talking about too
I was going to put the protect thing on my tweeter , but hey if bitches wanna creep let em creep ..
to be honest I'm debating making a cake when I get home for Dylan . #bestlittlesisteraward
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I'm dead .
18th year in a row no New Years kiss . 18th year in a row I haven't given a fuck
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ that would be the funniest shit i've ever seen . Imagine just throwing snow right in their fuckin face !
Okay not you . I don't enjoy texting you ✌
My 90 year old female customer : and happy new year ! I'm too old to get drunk ......... But you'll probably get drunk ! Welp
That awk moment when I'm stalking _TWITTER-ENTITY_ Instagram and she snapchats me its like she knows
Seriously _TWITTER-ENTITY_ is beyond funny right now
Feel sorry for all these people who bet the 49ers would win
Wow . _TWITTER-ENTITY_ and I are having such an inappropriate conversation right now . #D
My mom's response to me saying she should get my dad Tech N9ne or Chris Webby tickets for Valentine's Day & gt ; & gt ; & gt ; & gt ;
These smack cams are too much for me !
\ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ : People who say add a ton of s's on the end of a word . #bitchyougotalisp #yesssss " hahahaha I love this . "
how does it feel ride bitch in your own car ? #HAHA . _TWITTER-ENTITY_
I realize that I use \lol " or " haha " in almost every text I send . In reality if I was saying it out loud I probably wouldn't be laughing "
When your mom says you look like and elephant because of your kankles
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I didn't!
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahaha
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you have a serious case of #bratproblems that must come w being Jewish , too #imfunny
Funniest thing ever though
Me and Megan bonding is the funniest and cutest thing
Tried drinking water ended up spilling it all over me ... Who knew water bottles were so complicated #lolollll #imwet a
It's funny to think that people call me by Kayle , 1% , Hood , or I'm Instagram name .
what Heilen said to me ..
Jammed out to Pull my hair last night and it reminded me of _TWITTER-ENTITY_ singing it hahaha
Eyebrows . Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha .
Lol playin some Gun Game in Black Ops just stabbing people
\Your tuba is so big and sexy " "
Movie 43 is too much for me
\it smells like something died in my butt . " AHAHAHAHAHAHA WTF "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ well it's not a lie is it ??
I wish I was in AP Stats , so I could dictate who wins the spirit stick .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ oh my i miss him and brooke
Girls are getting hotter commercials lmao
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ just asked me if I want to go see one direction next October with him ... I don't know how to react
This is an interesting car ride .
the meyers girls take Leominster ⚽ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_
He would get arrested
people are so dumb .
Kayla on this thangggg
kiana thought I was older than 13 and like in high school .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ you facetimed Mitch first obviously and you put your number on here earlier it was you #noahsdumbbutnotme
I wish I had a boyfriend so I could bring him to weddings and stuff cause I looked stupid being alone
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Not enough ass grabbing ? ❤
Kelsey and I are gunna cuddle every night next year and watch movies I already know
\we gotta get a picture with my balls on his face " #drunks "
Lance Gross ' body though > & gt ; & gt ; & gt ;
That was a little scary !
Kevin's playing with my leg hair
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ marisa you've been spending too much with riley #weak
He gets mad and all defensive when you bring it up
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ your imagine pictures made me cry . ❤
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ I was gonna say the same thing
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I totally rocked this do my senior yr ahahaha
My little sisters ex is texting my mom telling her all of the bad stuff she's been doing lately ... This is hilarious
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hates me
I'm not going to bed loser
The news showed wrecks on the highway .. and my dad goes \oh that's just women drivers " "
Woah , wait . His girlfriend was going to leave him for his best friend .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ come with me you sweet piece of chicken _TWITTER-ENTITY_
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ actually I have a good one from yearbook ... I just have to find it
I know the world doesn't revolve around me
I wanna go see the #PittsburghDuck and get a picture in front of it making the duck face hahaha I hate myself for wanting to do that
Do they even still make mustangs ?
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ your comp is at sunrise mountain ..... Even I know that
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ completely understandable considering your situation ! I enjoy them ! Hahahaha especially when you do rapid fire snaps
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ welcome to the club boys
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I can not sit by you
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ UGH ! I HATE YOU !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ how much ass do you get with that slutty unholy body of yours
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ haha so she's trying to make you guys 400 pounds too !
Take that shit off my time line #subtweet
One Day ... Some Day ... Me _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ and _TWITTER-ENTITY_ WILL get _TWITTER-ENTITY_ phone and she WILL Suffer
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ shut the hell up . I'm doing somethin
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Shits getting realllll . We're only the badest biiitchesss . Ahhhh , nobooty can get on the hoe nanny level .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ your the idiot #cantdoshitwithoutme !!
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ holy shit that was hilarious we really need to hangout tho !
Who's game for silly string next ?
Ally thought today was Wednesday
Especially if its a nice day like today like just enjoy it ..
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ and I are just laughing at Jordan
I've spent 75$ this week and I have no clue where it went . #StoryOfMyLife
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I'll be here when you get home don't bitch out .
Devlin is such an weird name Lmfao
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ literally crazy big sister showing off how pretty you are every time I drink ✌️ #whatever
white chicks & gt ; & gt ; & gt ;
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ matty got the one you bought me !!
When my dad uses the word \skanky " > & gt ; & gt ; "
I remember Dude sitting next to me at orientation said this other dudes neck smelled like ground beef
Mr. Palmer just called _TWITTER-ENTITY_ a hoe
Still waiting for my S/O from _TWITTER-ENTITY_ , it's been like four months jk but whaddup homie
When Kelc talks in her sleep & gt ;
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ my brother literally just said the same thing #actorprobs
Ayee aren't you hanging out with kacey ?
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ man shut that ass up and get back on that couch
I think I played you in volleyball today & amp ; you aren't as good as me .... just kidding ..
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ I'll pack you off the back board
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I cleaned my entire room and it's no where to be found
Next week Monday will be a month ..
Lololol Morgy just said she wished she had fur ..
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ lol most ninjas shouldn't be into them tho . Lol . Just another thing for fools to help get their priorities outta line
Only on trains in Utah you ask random people who spoke in conference _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ #ohutah
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ now you got me wanting chipotle
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ . Idk how that happened . I'm genuinely sorry . Scary foot . Why's that so funny to me ??
I guess I'm lame now
also #SO to the open championships final Scottish tribute for playing a song from brave in it
Awkwardly eavesdropping on conversations & amp ; the 1 girl showed a pic & amp ; didnt know who was in it ... I glanced & amp ; it's max and orris hahahaha
On this episode of Dickin ' around with the Duncan's my father threatened to break every computer in the house . Claiming lag on COD .
if instagram was like this every night i would be so distracted
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ I'm just fuckin with ya
Over here looking like you could land a few plans on them big ass teeth
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I can blackmail you now
The toilet seat episode of south park I need to check yo asss ho .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you'll always hate dan , but you'll eventually love Deb cause she's hilarious
They say sleep is a beautiful thing . watch me go do beautiful thing all day
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you always have to have a lamp on otherwise I can't see you at all
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ mine ended in me getting destroyed by spiderman haha
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ Sophie loves and
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Hahaha no one !
My brother's hedgehog swimming in the bathtub & gt ; & gt ; & gt ; & gt ; omgggg
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I wondered why you weren't answering me
My mom just told two of the kids she's babysitting that they can't date ( they're cousins ) bc they'll have 3 legged babies
Senior year we need a petition so he can play on senior day
\I've never drank with you all day before ... if you get annoying I'm leaving your ass " thanks dad "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ that was hilarious
Zaks a dumbass
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ lmfao it was EXACTLY like that too you have no idea . I think I even hyperventilated a few times
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you have ms Thompson _TWITTER-ENTITY_
My brother just told me I had a fat but
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ lololol they should also add how they sneak up on your selfies
It'll probably come out the week of nocturnal
Branch soaks the escalade so I steal his truck _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_
\Look , I'm holding two iPods , one IPad , and three chargers . I feel rich . " -Levi Popham "
It's cuddling season , yet I'll probably die before I ever have a bf during the cold months .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahaha I like how the avi is Starbucks , so fitting
Daniel too sensitive ..
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ haha ! I just had to !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ NO GOODBYE ... You and _TWITTER-ENTITY_ I can't handle right now
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ dude I honestly hate them now they cut rain dog and Holmes they deserve it
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ she's already been here more time then u have and ur a Mauriello
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ at first I thought this said grasshopper
The conversation _TWITTER-ENTITY_ are over hearing at the yellow deli ....
What Alyssa just texted me & gt ; & gt ; & gt ; & gt ; & gt ;
\Do something fruity . " _TWITTER-ENTITY_ "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ mom came home today and was like do you know a boy named Keith Abel .. I work with his mom and I love her !
The amount of pictures me and _TWITTER-ENTITY_ send each other every day is ridiculous
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ awe valid it's just Dalina
Travis is legit always at my memes house
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ it's okay we all have those moments
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I'll wear one of those nifty things that count how many steps you take in a day ... then we will see how many steps equal a mile !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ actually just laughed out loud so hard
Greg dad O.C funny
We'll come out and jump then by dancing ! Lol _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_
I love that people are dressing up like Miley Cyrus and Rob Thicke for Halloween
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ haha I mean what can I say
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ haha ! Thanks !!
F is for friends who do stuff without you #storyofmylife
I could honestly care less
I just FaceTimed Brooke and when she answered she was in the shower ..
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ my thoughts exactly
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I AM DYING
Coach Davis's tweets are crackin me up
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ we need to research what we say until we open our mouths
Jummers the worse dj ever .. limp bizcuit to michael jackson man in the mirror wtf
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I try it's because we're Italian and you're pretty
What was even the point of tonight scary shit
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I'm optimistic ..
So I'm probably just going to text _TWITTER-ENTITY_ over and over again like I normally do . And I'll DIE if it interrupts the board meeting
but shout out to the man in my lunch that wears Victoria secret hoodies every day
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ k . Btw your head is too little for you body .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ thank you for agreeing with me
Finding old pictures is always the best
Soooo sick of this Michigan weather I need sun ☀so over this I need to go away ASAP any ideas ??
won't waste another minute crying over your sorry ass ✋
I miss my old friends Oh that's right I had none
The fact that _TWITTER-ENTITY_ plowed my roommate on insta
Well that explains my dream .. #sometelepathicshit #orsomething
That moment on Teen Wolf , when Styles and Scott walk into the gay bar
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ your dad seems so funny
\Ashley lagrou ? THE Ashley lagrou from 907 Glasgow in post falls ?! Hahahaha ! " sir Idk what you're talking about , that's not me "
Saw like 5 fights last night
I love when chicks act like they know football and then ask how many periods there are #fraud
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ just asked me how to tweet ha .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ on twitter is priceless
Word of the day : Niplash- extreme soreness of the nipples due to seatbelt or cloth malfunctions . Lmfao
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ Oh my god
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ oh shit . never thought of tht . & amp ; I love Nutella
I get bored waayy to easily to be in a relationship
Lol , my dad cracks me up .
I love listening to guys bro talk .
It's gonna take a very good picture to make me change my avi .
My mom asked me if I was going to eat all the bacon I made .. Yes mom , you know my addiction
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Twitter doesn't lie !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ lol I know neither was I I'm just Dickin around
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ haha what's next green ?!
Lol you're crazy bitch
Remixed to one call away
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ not my fault she busy being a Thot
Now Tristan's here
Attention whore much #blahblah #shutup
Hey , wanna hear a joke ?? …… #NASCAR !!
NDSF FOR YA
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ this Saturday ...
Ana's dad now knows English and doesn't even have an accent , out of no where how , we are so confused
Screen shots of Androids .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ they could only be 50 pounds so I think that'd be noticeable
Henzel just said I need to have a kardashian quote for the yearbook
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Dark Blue by Jack's Mannequin ahahaha
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahaha two weeks on the beach without wifi is a bit too much for Bryce .
Bones Rollin the dut
Can't wait to play with pwizzy and lwizzy tonight _TWITTER-ENTITY_
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ We have the best #CrayMoments
Crying watching Drew Carey's _TWITTER-ENTITY_
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ that was SO funny
Will Ferrel is on Jimmy Kimmel #lmao
Kinley you were an 8th grader last year
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ good !!! If you ask and he gets insulted blame it on the alcohol !!
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ oh shit
I would kill myself if my name was Richard
I'm embarrassed for the people who graduated 3 years ago and still go to wildwood for mdw
I feel like Kate in John Tucker Must Die is me ... at least the white version .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ yeah back in the summer ! We would dance to that song for daysss
You feel special ?!
I can't believe Sarah used that picture
At least let all the black ppl stay home we were forced to come to America
I beat _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ in madden and made them quit , who's next ??
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ I'm more of a lazy ass slob
Some random guy was awkwardly wrapping my foot today ... the athletic trainer let him for some reason
“ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ : I couldn't find the thingy that peels the carrots and potatoes so I asked my kids . Apparently she left me yesterday”
Dumbo the elephant !
Its okay . So did i .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ guess who's wearing REAL grey vans today ?
Sisters wives is the most ratchet thing on television
I'm so mature
Love when Tricia's brother makes us a breakfast feast
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ yes we wanna see them !! I'm sure they are hilarious !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ lolololol that's EXACTY how it is
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you have 10 absences in first period .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Oh , I didn't know that . & amp ; who says that ? Water under the bridge ? Lmao . Freak
A pet turkey .... You know we eat turkey on Thanksgiving ... Didn't think about that
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahaha on a scale of 1-10 how scary was it ?
Catch phrase with my family
Watching scary movie 2 while my boyfriend is being boring . #noproblem _TWITTER-ENTITY_
What makes it better is . The man whores are talking to each other .
School says I have too many absences and I'm in ' violation of Texas state law '
I'll never forget the time my Dad told me the story of him jumping on a deer and slitting it's throat . He was a crazy dude .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I'm a pretty girllllllll LOL
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I think she's jealous ! She wishes you were playing with her hair !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ don't lie yourself
It's always awkward when your boyfriend is so drunk that he kisses your best friend on the cheek _TWITTER-ENTITY_
I mean I would've figured I would've gotten at least something . Like idk . A freaking bug ?
\Do ya love me ? Do ya think you could love me ? " Lmfao "
You going to go after every guy I talk to or ... Dumb bitchhhhh
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I got you !
Time for deep breaths
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you're nuts
#30Rock got better once Elizabeth Banks and Julianne Moore came on the show ... if it was possible for it to get better at all . #Bestshow
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Remind me to tell ya
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Joseph wants to come too ? ❤️
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ Haha ! I saw some pictures and your sleep poses are definitely in the running
Eric just asked dyer if it's hard to get a \stiffy " when you're drunk "
Got mistaken for _TWITTER-ENTITY_ tonight #complimenttaken
When awkward couples come bowling I just laugh .... I bet you won't go on a date where you have to talk again soooo funny
Standing in line at chipotle watching a kid with his face down in his bowl smashing #utensilsareoverrated
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahaha oh man my bad didn't mean to bring ya bad luck
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ growing up though ! I still remember the days I was always with you guys it's like it was yesterday time flies
the #GoDaddy commercial was on again
I apologize to everyone whose snapchats I blew up . I've had an eventful day
You say that shit all the time
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ it's 1am
Got to see A Christmas Carroll play tonight at the Wichita Theater . The whole time I was thinking \A cooked goose for everyone " #HotRod "
Let me go get some popcorn and watch this show
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ you feeling the heat ?!?!
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ BUMPKINS im at practice and I literally just LOLed
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahahaha that's funny !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ oh yeah hahahhahaha she told me she might not come to school if they lose
\I'm shitting on niggas and peeing on the street " "
The vine with the little boy telling his dad he's not going to bed is probably by far my favorite one #toofuckinfunny
I coulda had oomf's boyfriends if I wanted him .
I wish I could've seen my moms reaction this morning
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you've been waiting for this day for a long time
my new header >
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ IT'S NUDIE MAGAZINE DAY
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ tell _TWITTER-ENTITY_ that sittin that close aint gonna make his sorry ass any better
You are going to hell
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ lol that is too funny
I have a crazy ex so it's for protecting my tweets ............. Really tho .
My boyfriend hates me _TWITTER-ENTITY_
Building 12 needs to learn to cool ! Here comes 3 fire trucks
SHB- you're seriously a bae and I'll love you forever even though you have awful taste in music
MARLAYNA SHUT MY CAR DOOR AND IT FELL OFF OMG
I probably should care considering I need both classes to graduate .
I find it hilarious that I'm getting the silent treatment from a 36 year old ... I don't even give people the silent treatment and I'm 20
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ those look like marshmellows
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I can't find raspberry but I found mint and soda flavored ones
If you have an iPhone NEVER let _TWITTER-ENTITY_ hold it ! He'll take 3,000 pictures and kill your battery
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ That just made my day
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Lol , you were like dd me as a sister on here " "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ i know and not days of our lifes either LIVES !!!! Lmaoooooo
Quelf is so embarrassing
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Some people love me and then there's the others ...
Y'all keep bringing it back to pep rally . The people in the class tho are wack ....
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ broke my door too
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ have a fun walk across town
Omg but I'm so excited to go to the huge M.A.C store Saturday ... Imma blow all my money on makeup
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ BUT YAY GOING TO GET MY EIGHT HOLE DONE
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ Sir **** lol
Ya bishh . Heard that song today and thought of you & amp ; Sheldon . _TWITTER-ENTITY_
I've been called a lot nancy drew was never one
Some people take things too serious
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Basically . #LoserLyfe
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I can't argue with that statement brother .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ lmfao whatever !
Calvin just butt fucked the bengals on that catch
Annnd I'm home yay yay yay yay
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ oh my god I love you holy fudge I miss you !!
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ The more the merrier tbh
I'm gonna kill _TWITTER-ENTITY_
If anyone ever read Sara and I's texts they would lock us both up in a mental institute #unstable
At least I got my easy homework out of the way
rylie & amp ; i were actually creative and did something with our lives today
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ yes !
this girl looks like master splinter
Anybody volunteer to buy me some Doritos ? I'll share
dammit I'm missing my show cuz I'm snap chatting . #workprobs #thestruggle
LOL Chance just winked at me
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ good thing you're not going in it then
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I wish I could retweet this
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ can't wait to see your single self #lovesya
what did I just see
My brother just shot gunned a root beer and I think he's dead
That's why he's always trying to text me .
Lol at _TWITTER-ENTITY_ for transferring out of Argyle , I think they finally found their Achilles heel and he left
kohl is getting harassed by 9 year olds
#dieselthedog just TWEAKED and side swiped our other Pomeranian then spun around , smacked her and ran off .
When making out was called French kissing
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ chewtoy
“ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ : Ordered insanity today , hoping one day I can be good looking and make the _TWITTER-ENTITY_ cut” HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ it had me dying .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Haha okay ! I deserve it I guess
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ awee thanks for thinking of me KPP .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ at this time ? Damn . You guys go hard ..
\Little critters ... " "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Yea , got that cheese in em !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ last night I dreamed I was transferring to Southern and when I woke up this morning I was like \I have to call Tyler !!! " "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ alright alright
am I the only one that sits here and refreshes my twitter feed waiting for more tweets ? lmao .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ haha Tj ! Hi I'm Alex . And I can sing ! ❤
When my dad tells me to be careful and I say I always am and he looks at my cast says yeah and rolls his eyes
I wouldn't wanna be facing jadeveon clowney as a freshman
Watching OSU basketball and mom asks what happened to coach Tressel
Excuse me I think I just might puke
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ is a damn fool
Ryan's cracking me up right now
\Im the backrow baptist . I come to church to pray for my sins , go out , sin some more and end up back here on Sunday prayin for them again ""
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ yeah definitely !!!! Bahahahahaha I'm dying just thinking about it !!!!!
I still can't get over the fact that we woke up Matt on the wrong day
Bdubs with _TWITTER-ENTITY_ & amp ; Tyler & amp ; her fan
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahahaha I love you
lol , everyone's watching the game and I'm watching American idol on YouTube
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ oh my lanta still laughing
He threw the ball 45 yards for a 12 yard gain
That was seriously the funniest thing ever
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ last night before you went to bed you put the empty bowl of pudding in the fridge #silly
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Hahahaha our matts look like the titanic
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ just saw what you won you would be the person to win the juicy purse #perfect
Why did I wait this long to watch New Girl ...
Kambrai is seriously cracking my shit up right now . I can't handle this
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I'll have a large bags blast freeze delivered to the Tusc park pavilion ...
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ lets go then . I'll get Caroline to take me , even though she only has her permit
Lol I remember playing at Deer Creek very well .. smelled like and behind the field was like 40 cows ...
this fight on Instagram is keeping me from sleeping for my final tomorrow morning
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ that's so funny
Today was definitely #BlowUpEachOthersSnapchat day _TWITTER-ENTITY_
You are so annoying #tori #shutup
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ come on Steve do it lol
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you see the one on fb
jocelynne teapot came over and brought a pizza
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I seriously can't stop laughing ! Then she's like thanks em for laughing at my own fat joke . now we both can't stop laughing !
Like I'm still dying at how dumb I am
Mine and _TWITTER-ENTITY_ conversations > & gt ; & gt ; & gt ; & gt ;
What does _TWITTER-ENTITY_ tweet ?
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ lol if I fought every guy that talked shit on my girl
siarra is coming hard at my little sisters costume rn
Hey Holley , heat suck .
So am I the only one that heard what Malcolm Brown said ?!?!?
You should see the behind the scenes on that .
He picture _TWITTER-ENTITY_ just sent me . that night . & gt ; & gt ; & gt ;
If Miley wins tonight ill cut my hair like hers .... I'm funny .
Rod Allen is just an awkward man , broadcasting and in the Scott's lawn commercial
Went to cvs the other day and thought of you _TWITTER-ENTITY_
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahaha yeah this works
Back seat windows up that's the way Iike to fuck
If I was Elyssa I would comment on how fat Amanda is #BB15
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ I just lost it !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ you're killing me
I hope Shelbey got that screenshot
This budgeting exercise is 250 pages long !! Apparently this professor doesn't have a social life !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ fuck an octopus
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ ohhh yeaa
Th only words I can get out . Well word
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ if you're gonna ask if squats work I'm going to send you my progress ! #outofcontrol
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ hello friends
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ pretty sure we both did the night of beer Olympics ..
Gym with my boyfriend .. This should be interesting
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hey , I'll take it . It was actually a compliment from the girl that's said to hate everything ! ❤️
Me and Hannah going to the movies ? Troubleeeeee .
but this migraine might be my kryptonite lolol
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ lmfao don't judge me guys
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ love youuuu booooo
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ OMG !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ lol I'm sorry
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ thank you . Your prayers are very needed and appreciated . Lol
Haha I was handing out Village Fam CDs at the bar last night and saying they were coming to 11fest
I try to roll off my bed to go to the bathroom , and I hit my wall . I am laying the wrong way . #onlyme
Just remembered Kyle and I were both sleep talking to each other last night and then he decided to put a huge candle across my stomach
Phillip going Tf off about the Boston Marathon and how he's like to have the marines unleash on their asses .
CASTLE SOLVES THE CASE AND RYAN IS JUST PISSED THAT HE DIDN'T WIN THE LOTTERY
THIS LADY IS PRAYING ON JERRY SPRINGER
I love getting made fun of for saying \y'all " on Xbox it's great "
What Tristen just said
heather almost just yelled I HAVE AIDS in band because the room got quiet all of the sudden oh . my . god .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ pretty sure they were from somewhere else
Rhonda just called a thunderbird a thunder chicken by accident
tori cracks me up
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you should
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ right now more like always
Does anybody else remember playing hot cross buns in elementary school ?
I just for violated from every angle in the halls
Coolest girl on twittercan't wait to hang Friday !!!!!!!!
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ your basement ? Cause your moms freaking crazy . She might not feed me ...
When the Harlem shake comes up on pandora and all I think about is when we made videos _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I'm freakin wonderful
Finding Bigfoot is in Texas
I could hangout with my aunt all say everyday .
I crack myself up sometimes haha seriously dieing ! Haha
Nash just called me a creep because I read other peoples horoscopes
Lane sent me a picture and the caption was \Hey Hayden " and when I showed it to Hayden , she says " Who's Hayden " _TWITTER-ENTITY_ "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ getting * when is your last day
Corey acts like our mom sometimes
Come see me
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ aw Taylor it's ok , not everyone is that caught up jk they probably know more than me too
2 minutes into the conjuring & amp ; I'm already scared _TWITTER-ENTITY_
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ check your voicemail !
were straight jamin while he dances
Al's got me dying at work didn't take his medicine
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ yep thats my 8th grade seductive look ! Oh ya chicks dig it
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ thank u sir
I'm dying laughing right now these tweets are the shit
Mom told me to burn my binder from witherow's class ... It'd make me feel better .
My grammas so drunk right now
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ it makes me lol that we include Joseph in this hahah
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ yeahhhhh girl
Whitney is such an asshole
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ it was goaltending fam haha _TWITTER-ENTITY_ know it was on glass
Held hands with a random ass dude though
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ he quit too
It's gotta suck to be Kentucky . Tourney games being played in Lexington and their basketball season is over .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I swear to god I thought that Is what it said when I first watched TWD !!!
Sooo just found pictures of me and _TWITTER-ENTITY_ from Girl Scouts and it's not a pretty sight #thankgodmyawkwardstageisover
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I have an app that shows me statuses over the years and the ones from like 4 years ago all end with asking people to text me
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ beers get me ....... a's ?
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ haha I'm so glad you noticed that ! I'm creepin hard
my mom just watched pretty little liars with me
Jesse off of breaking bad cracks me up . I swear every sentence has bitch in it #BreakingBad
Everytime I go to the Altman house all we do is talk about how hilarious I am drunk
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahaha where ?
Can't stop laughing at the video _TWITTER-ENTITY_ just sent me
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ why we punch holes in the wall ?
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ get your rest tonight ! Game on tomm #kenshead
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ haha !
Well .. Time to get my teeth out ! I'll be thinking of all you when I'm high on gas be back soon !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ and then being scared half to death by Natalie
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ yeah lmao
The retreat actually wasnt that bad !
Your answers on ask are straight killing me ! _TWITTER-ENTITY_
I love how you do shit to try and piss me off , but it always makes me laugh .
My dad is always laughing and joking around
\I went to Olive Garden and forgot my leftovers ! " #FirstWorldProblems _TWITTER-ENTITY_ "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ oh gotchu . Idek there was a 3✊
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I mean that's my job . Haha , but I guess it our faults for having such badass boyfriends , right ?
Everyone is entitled to their own opinions .. Unless that opinion is stupid
Shout out to _TWITTER-ENTITY_ for having hilarious twitter rants today
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ haha yeah ... I could be an Olympic winner for being a lazy loner
My mom is so gonna get Mrs. Hazelett fired .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ he was crazy . Like we were joking & amp ; obviously didn't want to talk to him .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ haha funny .
My dad thinks someone's trying to break in when really it's just the left overs of me sneaking out
Kelly's is pippin ' with dimes
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ it's for kids thou OMG you're so little
the room next to me blasting I'm on a boat
And the Jets are about to lose
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ omg . I love that pic !
Dying so hard at what _TWITTER-ENTITY_ is telling me
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ of course , can't forget that one
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ Hell yeah . I have 5 dollars .
I just love _TWITTER-ENTITY_
As my Asian professor is lecturing and no one can understand him , Siri on my friends phone goes off and goes \I didn't quite get that " "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahah thought you'd like that ! #loveyoutoobitchhhh
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ why not ?
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ we knew we heard a boom !!
What should I do to Nick ? He's completely out .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ well I mean apparently you're welcome to live here I mean I guess
Watching Christmas movies eating ice cream by myself home alone on a Friday night .
Ohhhhh _TWITTER-ENTITY_ lol I love you too ❤❤I laughed
omg no . Omg what *
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ yeah , shower first
Some people are so stupid and so oblivious to some things that it's hilarious .... you can't help but laugh #YouStupid
“ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ : I think I'm the only person that likes Tyga ”His songs all sound the same to me lol
The lab band tweet I CAN'T _TWITTER-ENTITY_
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ are you on drugs ???
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ EVERYBODY'S TWEETING ABOUT US GUYS
I wonder is _TWITTER-ENTITY_ still mad with me for not coming to they're game !!
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ for real wanted to see Nolan snap on twitter
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ oh my god stop really ?
I love becca , our snapchats are so not appropriate for anything but It explains our friendship
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ ill tag her
I hear my parents getting my presents lmao
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahahah omg
And when I got my industrial done , the infinity tattoo thing was all sold out at that tattoo parlor .
My family is seriously the best !! for the people who don't get to spend time with us .. ur loss #sorrynotsorry
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ yes anything to get rid of them
This chick a NASCAR racer
My daddy taking me & amp ; my sister to school tomorrow . We'll do good to get there by 2nd period
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I just gasped at that & amp ; Maggie was like \what's wrong " I'm an idiot "
You know something's wrong when you don't even think your girlfriends pretty
I am a crazy mother fucker when I get mad
But honestly I don't have enemies . You don't like me & amp ; I couldn't care less about you
I have to get up at 6
Now that that happend don't have to hide you from him anymore !
To leave or not to leave .... Micah up here with chattie Addie !!! _TWITTER-ENTITY_ gossip central !
I can't move nor can I feel my pinky toe
My sister hair told me \If you ever go New York never give moneys to hobos they will buy drugs with it " good to know gab . "
my brother : football players butts are HUGEE ! me :
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Sounding like keaton
lace sav and lex are in the middle of the mall dancing and ppl are giving them money this can't be real
Oomf is so desperate
Just saw _TWITTER-ENTITY_ on vine
I should change my twitter name to JoHo .
Hahahaha you look like you're in pain when you smile
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ well you obviously need to go to the store and get some .. Right now .. Cus that's not okay
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ I love this app
Hearing something you never expected & gt ; & gt ; & gt ; & gt ; & gt ; & gt ; good day !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Syd the slaughter
How did I fall asleep next to Nichole and wake up next to some nigga I don't even know .. Got myself out that situation real quick✋
Phone calls like that with _TWITTER-ENTITY_ make me day ..
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ oh that makes sense
\ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ : Presley totally just caught some random girl taking a snapchat of her . #Dying " Like why ? Hahaha "
I have four names
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ is your teacher a member of my family ? Bc they're like the same person
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ my bad
Dakota is so mean to me
Apparently it's not a date . So that makes me the third wheel ? nah bro
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ it's never to late , what can I say , I'm full of surprises
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ were bad
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ let the games begin .. again . #douche
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hey at least I have my legs crossed like a proper lady in this picture . no matter how drunk I am
Texting someone and snapping them but two different conversations
I bet I just made this kid shit his pants . hahahahaha . I got a good laugh out of it though
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ catch me if you can
I love Jionni #SnookiandJWOWW
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ now brain is back
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I helped him look for pants
Well fuck i can't help but laugh now ! _TWITTER-ENTITY_
Commandment #11 thou shall not disrespect the nutter butter BUT thou shall respect the pouch _TWITTER-ENTITY_
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahahahaha I asked myself that question the other night I really honestly thought about it #hilarious
when _TWITTER-ENTITY_ tells me she has an interview at hooters before class td ... good luck roomie you got this
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ umm do you remember us almost getting a ticket cause we ran out in the road
Just sprinted and leaped behind . News camera woman #myliffffffe ! _TWITTER-ENTITY_ #BealeSt
Watching them make fun of Nicki
I don't even understand Basketball
: your so funny and sweet and so beautiful haha , THIRSTY but for real your awesome and so cool and the best to text , feel better ☺
I got a problem , and it isn't with these women ... We'll I should say just one .
My mom was letting me drive and got out and almost got hit by her own car because she forgot to put the car in park ..
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ WOAH FRAUD BC I MADE THAT TEXT FOR YOU
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ that's so funny ! omg
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ jerks your chain ?? Bahahaha
When people describe me as hot .... you must be blind sir .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ this girl trying to throw down I don't even have to throw to win against her
What is happening in mine and Morgan's conversation right now
Calling me a skank because I drank the other night ? Okay !!
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I should come in my onesie
Why tf am I here right now ...
Those New Kent kids got a show after the game
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ honestly I didn't understand it either .. I just rambled
hahaha they are trying to talk to me & amp ; I have no idea what they're saying
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ i can't believe this
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ HAHAH ! I just laughed so hard . #thanks
Mom is DYING watching her first episode of Duck Dynasty .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ HAHAHHA yes ! I'm probably going to do awful .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ oh I know
Snuggled up on the couch eating chips and talking each other out of school work ... this is what Sunday is supposed to be like . _TWITTER-ENTITY_
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you dads facial expressions !
not a good idea to sleep on the floor last night woke up shivering cold
your boyfriend looks like he needs to buy a mirror
knijia's silly .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Not uh ! I'm here ! I've been here since 7:16 lol I was actually on time for once
It was like every movie I've ever seen . We were going in for a kisss ... BAM , it's ruined
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ well it's not ✋
My dad : \Tess chewed up my favorite hat the other day .... I almost cried " #ohmylord "
The plus side to being forced to go to the basketball games is that I get a chance to look at a bunch weaves & amp ; pick out my next one .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I find her everything the man said , and she said we will just see what happens .
Is there still that one \gang " in the class of 2016 ? "
I don't think i have ever laughed so much at a text message
\Coach Peabody I thought you were gonna get us a xbox " -@"
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ haha it was a life jacket ... It's so handy
But the thing is that I don't
I need my mom and dad _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_
Looks like Ashton was eating Michael's head #5SOSanswerme
I remember when I use to try to copy Rihanna's video to shut up and drive when I was little
Mom : \would you stop before I yank this little pony and take it for a ride ?!? " Oh my god . #neverlaughedsohard #dying "
Occasionally I will make a few spelling errors here and there but people who spell every word wrong .
My phone's more active than I am ...
Memory movie night with the bro . #outcold
Maria and Andria have me rolling right now
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Hhahah .
I wanna shake my groove thang
Awh man everybody is posting all these pictures with cookies .. I'm ready to get in the kitchen w/ my non-cooking ass
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you put yourself as your women crush Wednesday ?
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ this is out of context !
it's funny but not at the same time
your broke ass go halfs on a dime bag
I was a little rebellious tonight _TWITTER-ENTITY_
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ dying thank you !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ remember when we seriously got lance convinced that we had superpowers
#tbt to that one time I was clapping while yelling at someone
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ haha that's why I done that
I'd be scared af if I was the film crew for drugs inc .
four emojis is plenty but you're a good kid and we talk way to much in 3rd hour
I've had to deal with a guy and his best friend but people constantly question my friendships with the makes in my life .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ save me two ?! My kiddos will cry if there are no more \kitty kats " as they call them "
Wondering why I have my boots on right now ? #haha
I have the funniest videos to show y'all tomorrow _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_
Using _TWITTER-ENTITY_ fears of life in my psych hw
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ oh my god
I think it's so sexy how fat girls breathe so heavy and passionate
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ thinks you look like Eli from Boy Meets World lolololol
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ ayoo called out
This girl is wasted .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Sevie get a fucking life ?
I hope people I like are working today
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ that's the hardest I have laughed in a long time
Good thing I didn't know how to do 8 of the 10 problems on physics
So my 10k tweet goes out to ................... ME ! Just like every other time ! #nightynight
I thought the exact same thing about you yesterday
I hope Anthony and Peyton don't expect me to have this at my house . ✋
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Lol atleast I got a shout out
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ yes . But red is still here . It's pooped like 3 times . I don't want the shitting ass thing
My boyfriend is the funniest person I know .
Emily dowlings snap chat of her and her sister
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ and I's conversations with strictly emojis & gt ;
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ funniest thing I've heard all day
Ohh and I just laughed out loud by myself at pancake house
I miss you I miss you , I really wanna kiss you but I can't ... 6789998212 ...
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ haha your fine !
Just called 911 because 2 girls were fighting at the trailer park in West Hamlin !
IM SUPERIOR !! that shit was so funny last year
That awkward moment when your at a restaurant and you hear a lady from the kitchen yell , \ I know where you live ! " "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ help I was totally correct eeeeeek .
David \i need to convice my dog to buy a dad ... oh crap i said it wrong " #dying "
No I'm sorry I didn't mean that .. Those rings look really .. Pretty
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahaha omg I can't
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ oh my god I have to show you this journal some of the entries you will die of laughter reading
Mr. Bullock's comment on my Facebook status made me LOL #missthatguy
\you do realize it feels how pizza tastes right ? " "
The cashier just grabbed the phone when I asked her if she'll hook me up with some pain killers Hahahah
Rose is out for the season again
every time CJ comes to dinner something goes wrong #cursed
After being a pedestrian for so long maybe when I can drive again I'll b sure 2 pay more attention 2 others on the road ..
Louis wants to know how my dick is
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahahaha y'all are so cute together ! NOT !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ ' s vines cracks me up #everytime
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ is having a rough day
Watching pitch perfect with my dad ! ✌
Some guy on TVs name is grimy
Lol this time a year ago Halloween was \Canceled/Postponed " on li .... I will never understand how they were able to say that "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I just saw this
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you had ECO
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I forgot you were a youngin and didn't know about that stuff sorry I corrupted your childhood
Good ole moonface
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ snapchats never fails to make me laugh .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ I found the perfect girl for you Ben !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ haha seriously it's hilarious
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ ha well have fun standing waiting for a ride
My mom has this weird thing where we need to eat dinner at 4:30 on Sundays and she's yelling at my dad cause it won't be ready by 4:30
Forgot I didn't watch TVD last week so gonna go on my laptop and watch itNo one talk to meOh wait no one does anyways
I just taught Justin and christian how too shave haha
And T-Baby , well T-Baby Pssh , T-Baby is just T-Baby
I'm so glad that \cunt punt " is a thing after the sorority letter went viral like a week ago . Feels like the grown up " drop kick " lol "
One time I blew an hair horn behind Eric and it scared the shit out of him
My mom bought our dogs cocktail dresses
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ giving wieners to wiener dog how ironic
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ think I just died
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ That picture aw ily thank you
And I'm still laughing at the fact that Kia ran straight into that wall last night ..
Omg that was nasty
Chayse and his hoes
My Dad's calling military schools and shit . Is this my ticket out of WN ?
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you are weird ❤
These lovely 9am conversations with _TWITTER-ENTITY_
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ Haley your exorcist is coming out
Can't even say thanks ? Gotcha . I still like you though
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you bastard that was like 6 months ago
- I love you . You're another one of my fav 8th graders you're so so so funny & amp ; pretty . I love you & amp ; we need to hangout
Yeah you know if I was 11 and I didn't have a drug dealer I would totally just post it on Facebook . #KansasKids omg
so weird that _TWITTER-ENTITY_ is driving me around right now ..... growing up so fast
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Hahah ! Gotta fight off the creepers , that was a serious situation ! The window needed to be closed
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ ya know .. It would prolly help if I knew what that meant !!
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ yes ..
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ ummm ummmm idk ??? Just make sure your here in ten minutes OR ELSE !!!
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ 60 now .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ good thing it's cheap ! But Im very sorry to hear that you're all out .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ the one with the guy falling down the stairs is funny
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ stop that
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ we'd literally all quit ...
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahaha refer to what I retweeted from gabi #twins
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ and I are such assholes
EVERYONE ! There is a ginger in my class named Cardinal
Nicole just asked me where everyone is ... Ummm were waiting on your sister #TeamNoFriends
When people actually thing me Haley and ash are strippers
Well I get to see Paige so I mean I'm kinda happy
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Biggest lie ever !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ seriously though ! can't wait for our dates
If my moms on kiss 98.5 ill die
Nobody messes with the goons
You can't send texts to a GUY saying what you would do with them when you're a guy yourself and deny that you're gay . Stop . You won't win
Lol taking Levi to check out puppy day care
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ pocket full of sunshine yes ! God I hope we find her again next spring break
Hour and a half drive tomorrow with my dad ... That means me trying to get him to like country music
The Heat was such a funny movie
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ heck yes . I just got to read a book on baseball in the next 3 days
blew's first detention of the year
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ he was more like a chocolate chip cookie ... And I don't like chocolate chips
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Hahhaa i'm kidding .
HAHAHAHA first day of school and the power goes out
Those brats make me happy and I don't know why
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I just laughed out loud in class
I love having my own air condition system upstairs . I have it on 67 right now
Lol I'm so glad _TWITTER-ENTITY_ knows how to spell so well ... Heritage taught him well ..
But Everybody Keep In Mind That You Came To College To Learn !! Not Make Friends Or Find The Love Of Your Life
KIR mines nvr been over half a tank
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ that's very true . Glad I'm not a hardcore falcons fan
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ who you talking bout willis ?
I freaked out and got angry for no reason tonight
Such a great night #crackingup
#4wordsaftersex I hit it first
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahahahahahahahahah if you really don't I'll come back over , that's funny af
\Can you shake it ? " " yeah I can shake it ! " _TWITTER-ENTITY_ "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ it'll prolly work just as good as ur no carb diet
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ that was hilarious
Lmao Noah's Snapchat's ! & gt ; & gt ;
Old guy just revved his Subaru at me as I walked by .
Hearing my grandma say that someone looks like a smurf
Kayla freaking out over this guy right now > & gt ; & gt ; & gt ;
Everyone thinks it's SO cool that I'm from jersey
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ he's something else is he .
Currently laughing because I told Hunter that I knew his blood type and social security number and he said he doesn't even know them
brian boyle just got his shit rocked by chara
On a brighter note mama lost her voice and has been pretending to be Hellen Keller for the past 2 days
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ lololol oops
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ we woke up at 8:30
I planned on going to the gym , yeah instead I did three hours of yoga and Pilates in my house
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ wait what's too long ?...
Round of applause for Pastor Steve saying Miley was on the naughty list
Why's my phone tweaking
School tomorrow > & gt ; & gt ; & gt ;
Lol _TWITTER-ENTITY_ my bio
Everyone call me Vincent for now on . vinnie is dead .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ it's on English road you fuck
Sebastian Maniscalco & gt ; & gt ; & gt ; best italian comedian ever . he speaks the truth .
How bout them gophers #GoldenChokers
Treg acted like he hated when I tried cuddling him so I went to my room & amp ; shut the door & amp ; I keep hearing him yell \Megggg come baaaack " hah "
Just woke up and saw the message _TWITTER-ENTITY_ sent me and I died .
So today I learned that when I drink I record freestyle raps about people that piss me off .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ fuck you . They're staying
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ told me she would be back in 20 mins . 1.5 hours laterrrrrr . Still not back
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ Trrrrruuuuueee hahahahaha no one will ever know how I got there .
You're in a relationship ... What do you need texting buddies for ?
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ thank them for me ! Lol cause I was really not trying to do much tomorrow .
' Mom why don't you get this iPad case ? ' Bruh how do you NOT know I know !?
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ Terrible
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ thanks doc
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I know . It would make the show better if he was plotting to kill her though . And when he fell > & gt ; & gt ;
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ perfect !!!
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ yeah for sure at first I thought this said wanna share the popcorn _TWITTER-ENTITY_ you tryna chill also ?
\Okay you can have my session . You got bigger issues " "
Theres only one person that I really don't like
“ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ : Wouldn't it be great if we could put ourselves in the dryer and come out hot and three sizes smaller ? ”
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ oh haha well this is awkward now .. lmao
The amount of money I would have paid to see mo slide into the pond while sledding
I have a few Instagram regulars that I know will like anything I put up
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ ohhh blend not bend okay well you have fun with that
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I thought that said sweat
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ were on the same page just said that too lmao
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ STOP you're making me look so dumb
I'm still watching spongebob even though my little sisters are asleep
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ bahaha ! I forgot that was his name !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ TFT that you don't even have 300 tweets yet
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ only cause I have shit to tell you lol
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I would've sang stay by RihannaLove you bebe see you soon
Oh look ugly naked guy is decorating his Christmas tree #phoebe
#clubpenguinmemories making an account up until the point where you realized you had to pay ...
Can't stop laughing at the video I posted on Facebook with the girl burning her hair off
\I pull it down ! It just rides up " _TWITTER-ENTITY_ "
Kenwood bound with the queen of road rage .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ That's a tiger .. Here's your BENGAL ..
Time to get swoll
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ basically us in a nutshell
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you are so fantastic
Austin Powers movies get me every time
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Hahaha , oh my gosh . We were crazy kids !
\I don't even think I peed because I swear everything I drink " "
Such a beautiful day and there's free ben & Jerry's cones
Tonight at the game > & gt ; & gt ; & gt ; _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ do waterford
So glad _TWITTER-ENTITY_ and _TWITTER-ENTITY_ have faith in my soon to be 18 year old self .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I almost tweeted this to you
Just passed Chris standing on the stag statue posing for a class picture , his only response for me was \when you're gay , you're gay " . "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ maybe In a few but not now since u told me to
of course Maggie got a white jeep for christmas but doesn't have her license
Lol at Mackenzie sleep walking
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ the fact that we didn't know how to use a vacuum and we left Britt throwing up to go in the hot tub
Hate when non factors be up on my line talking that shit like your irrelevant goodbye ✌️
Spankin that clay _TWITTER-ENTITY_
I told my dad Chane got dismissed and his first responses is will he be back before conference play
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ lmfao who are your tweets about I'm dying to know
\I just wanna pet you " - _TWITTER-ENTITY_ "
My mom just bought me a Bud Light hat
I just ran out of my house
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ oh lordddd when is your rush week ?
First reaction seeing Redinger tonight : oh my god… #everytime
Chris just called jess a crack head
I tip toe everywhere when I get new shoes
STILL JAMMING TO 23 AND LAUGHING ABOUT SATURDAY
Making the sign _TWITTER-ENTITY_ told me to make in physics
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ lmao well oops it just all really made sense .
Mrs. Oliver just braided my hair at the dinner table #bff
Your profile picture is super gay
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I'm coming back for like a day just to work lol then coming back to my moms
Snap chatting _TWITTER-ENTITY_ & gt ; & gt ; & gt ; & gt ; & gt ; & gt ;
On that Grover status hahahaha _TWITTER-ENTITY_
Whys my font so small I feel like a giant .
It's more like April snow brings more snow hahahah
\Sometimes I just like to win " _TWITTER-ENTITY_ "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ hell yes
Casey is laying in the car during our shopping trip because she had too many free sample vitamins at GNC
Shout out to _TWITTER-ENTITY_ for being my best friend and shmoking with me a lot . You are gorgeous and I love yenns .
Wow I'm so special
Who ever the coach of the tigers is ... His fiancé tried taking me home ... In her range rover while he's in NY she can bring girls home .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ yes I know what you're talking about . I read that tweet to the beat of the song
Sorry my middle finger couldn't go up fast enough . #FeelingNothing #HideBetterNextTime
If I march around you seven times , will you fall for me ? #christianpickuplines
Claudia just asked Siri how do you pay at Sonic and then asked them for instructionsdoes anyone know how to pay ?!!
I love being with the mcgarrys
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahahaha I died
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ whole lives are planned out and we don't have to work for a penny
This game ...
What does a parrot want on the July 4th ? A fire cracker .... #popsiclestickjokes
I hate when you call him that
we haven't hung out in forever ! Haha but the first time we met always makes me laugh cause you jumped in cat pee
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I have a dumb bestfriend
night _TWITTER-ENTITY_ get a good nights sleep for our class !
me and my dad are clowns !
“ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ : _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ There's so much to do out here though ?! Herd cattle , watch grass grow , & amp ; farm crops .. #sofun ”
Not me you
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ watching that right now too
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Hahaha ! Dude there are a lot of people who play it here too . That game use to be the best when I was in elementary school .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ see Micky , I didn't \edit it " "
My mom is such a cry baby _TWITTER-ENTITY_
My car always gets stuck in someone's yard
I'm so thirsty for questions haha
Seeing will tweet about man boobies made my day a little better
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ You know I'm just messing with you though right ?
I've been blocked my 2 people on twitter HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
5,000 th tweet goes to no one because I'm a fucking loner
cam knows toooo many words to talent show _TWITTER-ENTITY_
\ having blonde hair means I'm probably gonna suck your di- i probably have a really caring personality . " "
Just wore my bud light pajama pants out in public ....... LOL
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ nope haha sure cant !
Haha wait till Hailey reads that
Hahahah oh _TWITTER-ENTITY_ #TooFunny
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ it always says the most random shit hahaha
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ haha it's all karma for making fun of _TWITTER-ENTITY_ car
You act like I care what you have to say ... I truly don't .
Not gonna lie , that was a good one
Sarah's the only person I snapchat . lol
Bitch , quit acting like your sexy cause your not
twerk somethin then !!
Instead of saying by " I said " BBQ " wow fml "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ I don't think they like you ky ...
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ you were in the shower for however long listening to it on repeat
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I hope you find someone to go with you
\Miley Cyrus , I hate that slut ! " "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ my booty is my life saver
I done even know what day it is
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ I just died reading this convo
Aaron just said he was lowering his standards and was gona try and get with this chubby high schooler also he graduated 2 years ago
And then they cry when they don't get an award
The conversation that I just had with my 3 year old niece . & gt ; & gt ; & gt ; & gt ;
Elf makes me laugh every single time
Oomf talks to so many girls
Watching Schindlers list and the awkward sex scene comes on when Kyla's dad is in the room .
Hahahaha I'm so funny .
You wanted me to play but you bitch at me for the stuff I need cause you don't have any money ??
“ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ : I have no notebooks or anything school related yet” Same here and I have class at seven tomorrow morning !
If he stares at your boobs cross your eyes and talk in a southern accent #GirlCode
So the guys think I'm cooking for them tonight . I'm not really in the mood to cook so I'm just gonna complain until they do it themselves
When you got it , you gottttt it _TWITTER-ENTITY_
I just saw a commercial where a lady said she lost her big toe because she was smoking so much . #What
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ and I were about to get kicked out of class for giggling too much
Mistake of the night . _TWITTER-ENTITY_ putting his snapchat on twitter ...
#Plottwist no one says yes to Giovanna's tweet hahahahahah
\ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ : Pretty sure we're going somewhere this year in basketball . orrrrr we better or imma be pissed " We got it ! "
Lmao look around before you talk shit in the hall #fakeaf
#tweetyoursixtopemojis ☺ I'm such a drama queen
You said he was ugly when we hung out
This guy just told me my kids are adorable ... NO sir ! Not mine ! Bahaha
I got a brand new girlfriend by Toby Keith is so funny
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ well , we are screwed .
So I'm still waiting on the day _TWITTER-ENTITY_ shows me a donkey emoji
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ Oh please stop you look hot though
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I wish there was a way to 69 a deep tissue massage ... that way we could get them at the same time .
Lmfao the commercial of Shark Week with the seal is priceless
Just walked a mile
well i'm gonna sing the national anthem at 8:30 .. let's see how this goes
Me and Evan are always the last people awake at night on twitter
But that's all she's ever been used for _TWITTER-ENTITY_
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ miss you too suga ! I just got done watching our in da club video and I about did every time miss your beef sticks !!
Shout out to the guy at the golf course taking a piss behind the tree ! ✌️
We have so much beef
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ please tell me you're not meg
Me and Brandon are txting across the table talking about our family sitting at the table with us
Natalia shaved her legs and is getting in so much trouble
haha Alex is adorable when he's asleep
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ is a worse shopper then I am .. #shopaholic #girlprobz
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ HAHAHAHA that picture I love you so much , Kenz . Thank you , babe I don't know what I'd do with out you .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ haha yeah you'll have to do that for me sometime soon !!
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ you bitches were crazy last night
she isn't even pretty _TWITTER-ENTITY_
\Did you know you have the same feet as 10% of Americans . " _TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahahhaahahaha "
The snap chat I just sent _TWITTER-ENTITY_
Omg never did Paige just hit a bunny and say \I thought it was a frog " #cutoff "
Asked my sister what she had for lunch and she said scrambled eggs and baked beans ...
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ it makes it look like youre bouncing on the trampoline
#HipsterCongress is my new favorite hashtag of all time
My mom made me pizza rolls at 1130 ❤❤❤❤
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I just realize people are gonna think it says \ I love me some cock " .. "
Goon is seriously the funniest movie
Oduya with the cup
The fact that ms Shannon just called me hannie bananie made my morning
The older the buck the harder the horn
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you remember the fake friends we made up in library ? And I would tell Jordan not to sit on them ?
Fixing to fail these two exams today oh well
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I'm dying I make a mean concoction
But no one cares
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ oh ok I'll go home
What just happened ?
About to watch naked and afraid
SNL tonight > & gt ; #BieberonSNL
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I thought I was the only one who got irritated and pointed people out who don't match !
You just made yourself look realllll stupid . Lmao
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ that hashtag tho !! #yanasty
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ oooh well season one is really good I've watched it twice
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ those were good times I laughed at every text we sent each other
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ he got it off a bench
You can't fight though
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ like finding out mr reds name
That moment when your watching #sonsofanarchy and you realize you have the same boxers on as what Tig was wearing .
I'm more scared than these kids are right now #ihatescarynoises
That's so weird but it's so funny
Some guys just dont take the hint you don't wanna hang out with them but the second you say boyfriend even if you don't have one . They gone
I would be judged so bad right now #LolAtMyself
Almost 20 likes of a pic of me and my cat the cat is obviously cuter .
You're still such a piece of shit .... Glad that's over
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ did you dye your dog with kool aid again ?
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I just finished watching that movie
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ \This is somaliaaa ... There's not really much there " I miss that class "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ it's seriously not that bad , it looks alot worse then it is
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ wtf how does that even happen ??
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ sadly no he just took a step in the rain and fell
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ mrs. Zardenetta understands you kmsl
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ snitches man & lt ; & lt ; & lt ;
I love Baylee and Tara so much
I'm trying to laugh silently since Kenny is knocked out next to me but the conversation I'm having is hilarious
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I try .
AFV's are the best !!
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ is killing me
Legit just creeped on Makayla to see if her baby was okay yet
I can't stop thinking about that lighter . _TWITTER-ENTITY_
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ on espn first take
Did my mom seriously just blame the fact that there isn't vodka downstairs anymore on me and my friends
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hated her whatever
Going through my photos and seeing some I forgot I had #college
matt : either your hand is really wet or im peeing loll ✋
So sad my fav class is over forever
Almost just broke my phone
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ mmhhmm I know you love me Kayla
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ okay last one
To everyone I just sent that snap vid to ... You're welcome .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ made out with a glass door on Halloween
Noah thinks the weird sound in the basement is cicadas in the ceiling pipes
When my mom gives me a lesson on now to open a can #shetalkstomelikeimtwo
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ it's funny bc we got caught everytime except once
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ is all up in her phone .
I come up with the best comebacks just ask _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ and _TWITTER-ENTITY_
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ I'm not even mad that was memorable hahaha
Goin at it with the whole Jessica cannon committee on her newest Instagram photo
The plane I'm on is full of white trash and wannabe ghetto fools . Maybe it's cause I'm flying into Stockton ? ✈️
I forgot I had all these quotes on my laptop
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ well .. It's been over an hour and still not cupcake . You're a liar .
Great locked in handcuffs for 20 mins
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahahaa I jinxed it today I guess . Damnit
That's pathetic ....
U want me to send you the texts ?
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ oh ... I'm dumb
\She came out of her CLOSET to become famous , saying I'M GAYYYYY . " My dad talking about Ellen . "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ this is me in school whether I go to bed at 9 or 3
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ felt like the time was right lolol
LAUGHING SO HARD . CAN'T STOP .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ julie wrote the song today
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ knows whats upp
When all your friends are in serious relationships and you are sitting at home watching spongebob ..... my life
Human centipede 2 in stalnaker 215
Watching a movie about a tired ?? What ?
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ yep that's Stevie
I'm gonna get to 5,000 before 11:50
I'm so Lonely I cuddle with my pillow instead of using it as like a normal person should
When trouble comes on the radio I can't help but think of _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ and _TWITTER-ENTITY_ and just laugh #memories #goats
' The H.O.F without Pete Rose .... is bullshit '
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ that's too much
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you spit in his direction I was there ... my favorite Joe moment was with the Dewitt parents
Wow my boyfriend gets to go out tonight and im just like yaaa ill be listening to pandora staring at my fan ..
the amount of f150's i see while i'm with/without you , is not okay . _TWITTER-ENTITY_
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ haha I know !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Yes ! Hehe
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ lol okay ill text you when Bama gets done playing
That's truly my one wish
Just kidding , I need to be with my friends tonight .
HAHAHA at all the things people comment on Miley's tweets \who are you anymore " " please just grow up " SHE IS GROWN UP _TWITTER-ENTITY_ "
seems like ppl go into summer like awh yea single and get no bitches so come back for school and say its girlfriend time ...
Like how Im in the background of Lexi and Ann Rose profile picture
LOL these kids are straight vibbbbiinnn to Thrift Shop
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ because I can
Immature little girls nowa days
That montage though
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ do you have any remorse for jumping me today !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Even if its completely disgusting .
Lol I heard _TWITTER-ENTITY_ got the death stare today by ole mrs Pluto
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ nooo , well , maybe
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I wasn't laughing
\History began July 4th , 1776 . Anything before that was a mistake . " - Ron Swanson . #ParksandRec is the best show of all time . "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ in the car honking ?! Because I definitely cussed you out then
Man does he have you fooled .
“ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ : I’m the kind of girl that would eat Doritos on her wedding day and accidentally wipe her hands on her dress . ” this is me
Waking up earlier than I need to to take a math test & lt ; & lt ; & lt ;
Haha the lady at Taco Bell asked if I ever get sick of this place #AnswerIsNo
These two emojis sum up my life . \ud83d��� " and "" . "
The screen shot _TWITTER-ENTITY_ just sent me this poor girl I can't even .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ We can be some basic bitches and get some Dutch and take Instagram pics
So are you considering yourself the ugly one and all of the others are the cute ones ??
That's cause Jesus Christ is my nigga ! what I'm I watching .
Hearing kids say no to wanting to have swim lessons & gt ; & gt ; & gt ; & gt ;
Bitch toy , I got jokes on jokes on jokes
Merry Christmas❤️ I hope y'all's presents were as good as mine #iPhone5s #sorrynotsorry
Dante just told me he loved me in his sleep ☺
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ love that vine
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ that is so me !!
I cannot get over Shelby's drunk tweeting last night .
Recliners were a bad idea . Now we'll never leave .
Aw shit there went the fuck I gave oh wait I could find one to give
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ not the way you livin you
And no , not Andrew
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ omg yes lol #goodtimes
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ \lead " "
if the trend is talking like we did in 6th grade .. lolzzzz .
Ellen's monologue givin me the gigs today \lots of ways to deal with stress ; you could come see me , I'm a delight " yes she is❤ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ why would you take any of the cowboy players
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ there is only one explanation for that ... Your brothers a baller and gives no fucks
That fucking goat
Thank you _TWITTER-ENTITY_ for all the laughs today .
\He prob thinks I'm using him , which I am so it's cool . " Ohhhh _TWITTER-ENTITY_ too funnnyy "
I have second hand embarrassment for you .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you got it all planned out lol
let me know how taking care of someone else's baby is sucks to suck loser
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I just laughed so hard at this
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ only you . By train I meant a fast moving vehicle made up of railroad cars
We have a stage five clinger
that's messed up but true
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ that happened to me too today ! I played it off like I was texting my mom my math grade ... #lolz
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you're such a wife
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ toilet paper does wonders
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ okay , got it .
I gotchuuuu .
Vamps is asking about me and oomf
They just said on the news that they are pushing to legalize medical marijuana
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I'm sowwy love ! I'm pretty content in my bed right now
My sister has . 7 cents on her debit card .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ a day without astro is a day without Doug
My dog is so funny in the snow
If I get gym with Larry this coming up year , I'm going to go insane #prayforme
\Wow did you see what happened when tofu hits the grill . Nothing . Just . Just like when it hits ur tastebuds " "
So someone's shooting off fireworks near my house and every time one goes off Fred looks around to see where it's coming from
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ #random why ?
The videos I jut sent to _TWITTER-ENTITY_ the only one in the world I would send these kind of videos to .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ oh my god ... like why did I think that was okay
Facetimed my niece for an hour straight then we did the whole ' no you hang up first ' game I love that little girl
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ It's hilarious someone REALLY doesn't like him for me
I triple dog dare _TWITTER-ENTITY_ to quack with his duck caller during people's speeches tonight
Lol _TWITTER-ENTITY_ the convo amber and I are having about the govt shut down
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ ohhh . Haha . Well I just put her to bed for the night . She had a long day .
laughing so hard at my last text
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ \if my laugh were a person I would choke it to death " "
I you ain't freaking , we ain't speaking ✋
Wtf did you just re tweet ?!
Omg you did not just say volleyball doubles are harder then soccer doubles
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ no it will consume my life lol
My hair is a huge Afro if I don't straighten it
My brother touches everything red before his soccer games because he thinks it gives him good luck lol ok
That twitcam haha . Like Calum put Harry's neon shoes down his pants
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ we on some crack head bs right now
thinkin about when I got my ears pierced and I couldn't get em off so I laid face down in the living room cryin ... we got them off w/ pliers
You really just creeped that far back on my twitter
\Why does he have that weird license plate ? " " Maybe he's a veteran . " " A veteran ? He's not even from this country ..? " "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I can't breathe it's so funny #BuriedAlive and you just shit all over that puzzle
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I Know !
My mom and my ten year old cousin keep picking on _TWITTER-ENTITY_
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ omg that's cute
Pretty sure _TWITTER-ENTITY_ doesn't give a shit whether you like her eyebrows or not
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ it happens to the best of us
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ lmfaooo me too
That was a dangerous night !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I'm positive that you put your finger on your lip and then you moved it when I took the picture
Jeff said I'm going to pick up a guy with these cowboy boots on
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ ur a joke
\I was born to love a white man " "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ You could answer my snapchat doll .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahahaha i love that !
I need to hang out with someone
Especially the moment I first met _TWITTER-ENTITY_ he told me I could throw dishes at him and how I was having to much fun doing it
The things the Kardashians say are actually funny as all hell
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahah so creepy
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ we need help
The internship is such a good movie
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ lol have you really ??
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Pulled the shade card yo
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ and hump . It's a gross word too
I asked him to whisper something sexy in my ear and he said \I ride a Harley " ! alrighty then !! "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ you didn't even know how to play I had to show you how to kick the ball
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ shoulda done it last night #procrastinator
Too black _TWITTER-ENTITY_
The text I just sent my sister
Glad I'm not taking the SAT tomorrow but then again I'm working so yeah why didn't I sign up for the SAT
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ nice glasses jaren
I love Phil #ModernFamily
Thanks to _TWITTER-ENTITY_ for making my night by that text
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ ' s solution to all my problems is to just drug myself
I actually send the weirdest snapchats
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I've never seen him make one
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I never said I wasn't friends with hookers .
my mommom goes ur uncle got hit by a car an laughs what an evil step mom #bitch
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ that's you .
This conversation with _TWITTER-ENTITY_ is just out of this world
but I really do make myself laugh
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ and the thing is .. I'll prolly forget and go through it all again
I keep thinking about our convo last night
I don't get these lion pictures at all what do they have to do with humans
\Ill change for any man GIRL CODE ! " I love this show "
while everyone was asleep around 4 this morning , i was laying in bed crying because i want to meet drake
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ don't get caught . And make sure you have an hall pass
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ is too fucking funny !!!!! ❤
That old man just laid out that dude
Like if I didn't already eat it , and neither did you , what makes you think I want it ? Lol
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ haha yeah it's a bit of a turn off for some people
Your ex looks like a fucking pig !!!
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ Lmao ! My favorite !!!
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ the left pedal is the brake , try not to slam on it going only 5 mph like you did the other week though !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ no I would die haha love you too girl thanks !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you gay for that kiss face
They really just sprinted around Calvary
Like the trash talking begin
his ex girlfriend and her mom are attacking me lololol .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ of course babe !
People don't take my sarcasm very well
So ready to get my sunburn on this weekend , no more pasty white !!
I crack myself up a lot ....
I come up with some crazy stuff
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ omg you're a clown
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I'm waiting for 3G so I can post that video
She wanted to see if he could swim #pt _TWITTER-ENTITY_
Dane Cook rough around the edges is the best
Mr. Armenti loves when I come late and he hears my excuses
you're cool . yea i know im like ice . #mademelaugh .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ stfu and keep doin what you doin . You're happy that's good
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ yes because \writing " and " Meghan " are now interchangeable "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I am actually happy now learned to get over it . And just Live life it's amazing .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ HELL NAHHHHHHHH !!
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ that's what the fox says .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you're a faggot
Cupid done shot yo ass ! _TWITTER-ENTITY_
No shave November through February because I'm a swimmer . #swimmerproblems
the fact that Kyle just snapchatted me and said beard or no beard #dying
\Put some toilet paper on your nipples and then you won't have to wear a bra " "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ didn't think id drift
Okay , I send the ugliest snapchats to _TWITTER-ENTITY_
Didn't even pass with a 66
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ they wouldn't for girls basketball if we made it .
I did not just do that
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Toilet train it and keep it inside .
Awkward moment when the McDonald guy gives you his number _TWITTER-ENTITY_
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ sorry not sorry !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ so are you
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I'm sorry you're just such a bad friend
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Dave couldn't ever get the Job done .... That's where I came in
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I was t #TweetingForDays last night
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ the only one twerking at homecoming
HAHAHAHAHAH THAT KILLED ME
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ he'd be so mad ! That's not the first time I've almost drank it . The day I do , is not gonna be pretty !
AND it's the episode about \sentence enhancers " "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Im laughing so hard
lol _TWITTER-ENTITY_ thomas's snapchats rn
I guess Sarah is perfect… there is sweet tea cupcakes
yuppp everyone's snoring looks like I'm not sleeping for shit tonight
I just got a nuke on mw2
That's that shit I don't like _TWITTER-ENTITY_
Sometimes all you can do is just keep swimming .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ oh no doubt
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ oh my gosh I had a weird dream that you & amp ; your mom were in last night ! We clearly need to see each other
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ that tweet tho
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ don't laugh too hard I didn't think of this .
Well , just got asked buy a man outside it I wanted to smoke a J or do some abs " . It's definitely the first . "
#MemoriesOf2013 _TWITTER-ENTITY_ sending pics of his giant mutated shit in the GM every day
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ do you not remember \Let's break ALL the rules ! " ? "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahahahah . coon
The more I remember about last night the more I think it would have been better to just stay in
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ okay okay
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ but she's mine now and yea where all the pot heads are ! There were people surrounding it smoking when I saw it
Watching _TWITTER-ENTITY_ laughing until he cried about absolutely nothing was probably the cutest thing I've ever seen
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ better not drop the soap
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ I know so ! Haha ! #overwhelmed
I love how open me an _TWITTER-ENTITY_ are to each other !!! #bestfriend #loveher
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ look nothing like him however I use the same conditioner as him
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Did you just say that ?? lmao OMG ... #DayMade
5213-you and your boyfriend are so cuteand I can't wait for season and for you to dance on the bus⚽️
\You know we want out of this city when we pass on DQ " "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ noooo I can't
You guys are gunna love me tomorrow when I show you these pictures
I'm apologizing now for my appearance tomorrow ... hahahah just kidding I don't care what you guys think
Me and khylar are seriously fucking twins
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I find it so funny lol
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ oh gross
The phone call I just got from zeke > & gt ; & gt ; & gt ; & gt ; & gt ; & gt ; Lmfao ! He sounded so gay .
My life & lt ; & lt ; ✋
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ I miss watching devin spill ranch all over his pants . Hahah !
I wish I could be drunk all the time .
Not about to jump anybody for real
Should prolly go to work now though , huh ? #Late
\You think you're getting a nice china fork for a roommate but they turn out to be a plastic spoon " _TWITTER-ENTITY_ she knows me so well "
Sydney is the same in every photo except for the one with Dub
Alexis did not just tweet that
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I disagree on that ... He can go one on one with lebron and score that much
Haha the fact that my sister just said who was that guy in your picture and freaked out
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Ain't that the truth . I also have that painting to do as well
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ that's what I've been doing all day it's just not the same
I can't really show emotion with these strips on but I'm laughing on the inside
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ these were for Alton i don't think he knows they're even in the house lol
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ i constantly refresh my twitter ok ?
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ tell ME about it
I'm ashamed that I can speak Starbucks so well #GrandeQuadSaltedCarmel please . I do it for the caffeine I swear
K you're so cool Like please teach me to immature like you
So ... _TWITTER-ENTITY_ was in my dream last night
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ yoo where are the answers for math ?
1124578997654679008653234467- I miss going to your dads all the time ! Remember when we signed up for models ?! text me sometime
Awk selfies wif tylllaaaaaa _TWITTER-ENTITY_
Someone puked on our tour , so now we're on hold in front of a huge frosty statue . Glad someone else hates Christmas as much as me .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ yeah but after I get a new phone I'll ask for a llama .
ME AND KELCIE ARE HILARIOUS
finally some real music and it looks like nobody's dancing cept me and kev
Love how _TWITTER-ENTITY_ is the first to respond to my bagel tweet
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ and it sticks out 20 inches from the rest of your body . ✌
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ also I'm not the one that got cheated on by a little man
Still no sleep
Thank you for those _TWITTER-ENTITY_
The girl next to me in the movie theatre smells so baddd ... _TWITTER-ENTITY_
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ I don't think Cole can be that nice all the time now burn book stop ur nonsense anti but book keep doing u
I still can't over how perfect last night was .
I'm only 8% into the book and I'm already blissfully in love with every character in Paper Towns
Lol they really put that video on the news ..
CAN I GET A HOT TUB ?
No school for me today ! Only because I'm throwing up and have projects to make up . ✋
Laughing at all the crazy things Natalie does & amp ; says
My mom always leaves me a list of chores and today she added \get your nails done they're way too grown out " good chore mom "
It's amazing how dumb you are
If you want to judge me , today is the day !
Zack stone is going to be famous is hilarious
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ yes !!
The things I watch on YouTube
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ nothing happened !!!
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ #grammarpolice
Just learned so many new line dances can't wait to use them
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I swear that would make my whole life . #FatKidProbz
Psychotic bitch I swear ... And I thought I was a crazy girlfriend ..
OMG _TWITTER-ENTITY_ tweets rn #CantStopLaughing
My mom bought herself a pillow that says our friendship is a blessing I can't deal
Big Ben has an extra month to sit on his couch force girls to hangout with him and eat potato chips this January
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ how . How could that possible be a favor
i cant even
His son gunna be in a coma
Brb going to shoot myself . My dad just said \WOAH WHERED THAT COME FROM ?! You need to be working out !!! " #obesitykillz ✊ "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Lmao , shit's real now !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I know who this is
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahahaha he tried to the me his flat screen too Hhaha
hey I actually went to the right sheetz for cigs this time
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ that would require me getting out of bed
Everyone just ignore my shin guard tan in my insta picture
Apparently if you try to wake me up I will yell at you lmao #ImABear
just like last week you were a \Georgia fan " and now you want auburn to beat them . lolz "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ no probbbb☺️
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ I kept staring at it like then I made a bad life choice and ate some of it
I need to turn up .. Where's the girls ?
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Salsa ?!
my timeline is funny as fuck tonight
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ dance break ! Haha I was rolling !
My science class > & gt ; & gt ; & gt ;
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ wins the award for funniest tweet of the night
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ lolololol I'm having fun with it ☺ ill stop ......
SHE MOVED . SHE'S ALIVE
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ what else is new ?
Biggest Boozers #trutv
the struggle is picking out the right , cheap candy with _TWITTER-ENTITY_
And sure enough , a little girl sprints away from her family and hops onto the pegs on the boy's bike . And they sped away . #younglove
even our SciOly team is louder than the other schools
Love when _TWITTER-ENTITY_ and _TWITTER-ENTITY_ tweet each other it's adorable #twintalk
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ too bad you can't see thattttt #SUCKS2SUCK
My parents almost bought a house in colts neck a few years ago
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ welcome to the west side of Cleveland
Who needs TV when you have _TWITTER-ENTITY_ tweet commentary on everything that's happening
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ u have to have tits to be called that
“ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ : You say long hair don't care , you mean long weave don't believe . ” _TWITTER-ENTITY_
I can't even
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ oh now we gotta make . Picture saying that
This conversation & gt ; & gt ; & gt ;
Procrastinating : basically the one thing I don't fail at doing . _TWITTER-ENTITY_
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I knew it was coming
And shit here I am again on a nice fall day , inside crying watching greys anatomy #pathetic
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ ' s prof picture tho ... & gt ; & gt ; _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I know . It's weird this is the longest I have been without seeing y'all .. It's only been a week
Jason Kidd is dumb af for being the new Nets coach
I never thought I would say this but Pretty Little Liars is like freaking me out . #scary ? #creepy ?
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I mean it happens ...
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ only 77 times
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ is your volume up ?
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ is cole home ?
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ dude me either I was honestly a different person before I left !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you're welcome
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ your parents room ? Perfect !! Let's go chillax with Tim !!!
I'm wearing a dare hoodie and some guy told me to \stick with the program . " "
My video after I get my surgery will be the funniest .. Everybody tune in
The thought of me and _TWITTER-ENTITY_ working together
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ today is just not your day #HappyFridayThe13th
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ ell him I want to make love in the club and lick whip cream off his 23 pack " oh kinky "
Noah the flexasaurus
I got like 20 people to believe that _TWITTER-ENTITY_ was my girlfriend today at school .
I just got asked where Jesse was by one of the workers in CVS . Just proves how much time we really do spend together .
I just want a beautiful man to love me . Is that too much to ask for ?
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ omg not shuford ?!?! He lives Right beside me hit how do you get suspended on the last day of school ?!?!
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ that was me today
Guess who still has 10.7 _TWITTER-ENTITY_
Haley is too pumped bout the fair
I asked Russell why he unfriended Emilee on face book and he said \she was being annoying so I said fuck this " hahaha "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ i knowwwwww
\Da fuq is a drug rug ? " omg cole "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahaha you always act like you're gonna do something #Alltalk #UnreliableRiley
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ keeps saying \penetrate . " "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ this just made my life
And now I'm laughing at myself for how silly I sound .
Kyles on facebook
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ text me rn i gotta tell u something
The fact that we rolle up on Logan pissing & gt ; & gt ;
Dad calls me and tells me if you have friends over make sure you ask yourself \ will dad like them ? " "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I'd be so embarrassed next time I seen her
And my sister had to Feed me my sandwich
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ we would go there like everyday and buy something just to see her if she wasn't there we would leave ..
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I don't like that name but you might not like the few names I've picked out lol
Weird how Trevor and I jus tweeted at each other
If you actually think I care about homecoming you are terribly wrong
Joining the marines ✌
Double date _TWITTER-ENTITY_
Oh yeah , preschool . #LOL JK I love you .
I just wanna sleep , but I can't with this big booty hoe sleeping next to me .
he just asked when he can meet my dad , um never
Cheeto kisses are the best lol
Embarrassing Nicole y'all
me and _TWITTER-ENTITY_ are a cute couple
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ alright .
i would never cheat on someone i mean someone being stupid enough to date me is a once in a lifetime thing im not gonna mess it up
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ PLEASE . THAT'LL MAKE ME SO HAPPY .
Cody is proof that preachers kids are for sure the worse .
Solon has decently looking guys
I love it when my red eared slider sleeps underwater . Now that's what I call skill .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ everytime I hear \DJ got us falling in love " I laugh thinking about _TWITTER-ENTITY_ dancing at the cabin . Funniest thing ever ! "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahaha I'm gonna have to screenshot them for you
Pretty sure this is the 12th day in a row I'm seeing _TWITTER-ENTITY_
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you buy it at the store , dip your toothbrush in it , and brush . hahaha I can post a tutorial if ya need it
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ I'm talking to Ty . Jose you're never right when it comes to calling the snow days hahah
You'd think I was famous as much as you say my name .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ text a nigga
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ oh thanks man
I'm definitely getting a mini fridge for Christmas next year so I don't have to walk all the way downstairs ✌ #lazystatus
Lets Not .
Lol that scene of _TWITTER-ENTITY_ dancing totally reminded me of _TWITTER-ENTITY_
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahaha !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ yeah . Me too !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ can twerk better in different slacks
We're an evil pair , you and I . _TWITTER-ENTITY_
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you went to that ?
This man is reading pick up lines .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahaha yes you do !
I've come to the conclusion that I'm mot going out anymore
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ your just mad cause me and Jo are laughing at the movie and not you talking about the stupid clock
Idk why all of these steelers fans talk shit when their team is 5-6 .
9 for you 1 for me _TWITTER-ENTITY_
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ harlem shake too I bet
And I completely lose it everytime Max and Bernie try to get out of that Miata #2marshmallowsinahotwheels
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Hahahha I hate you
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ yes
Looks like your smuggling grapes down there
I could choke the life out of you and not even care ! #pointblank
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ actually I use the snowblower nod my dad already did it ! For now ..
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ has black eyes too
People who stay up late are , 1 . Lonely . 2 over thinking 3 . Watching some scary ass movie like me ✋
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ She talked to me at the beach on pride weekend ... That's about it though . Lol
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ I'm trying to find that one picture of you
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I think you have enough shoes Ryan !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ it seriously was ! Remember when we were all sliding on the blanket
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ my life is complete I'm not even kidding
Sorry jake your not winnin this singing battle , face it . I'm good you stink _TWITTER-ENTITY_
You think you're gonna wake me up at 5:30 in the morning to go running ? Hahaha you're funny mom
Girl code makes me realize being a female is perhaps the best thing everrr
Who knew I'd be 21 before Jonathon _TWITTER-ENTITY_
I wish everyone could see the shape of my wrist right now , soooo deformed I'm fucked
the other OCD person who walks in 16 mins early every week
Mistaking Juniors for Freshmen _TWITTER-ENTITY_ #freshmenprobs
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I totally did not think of the football player when I saw this
It can buy you want you want
My friends _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ it was a joke
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ your teeth still look the same ...
My last tweet seriously is the funniest shit ever
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ trying to get in on it . Duh white brother but you're too far away
And now they're mad for me putting my water in the refrigerator !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ woah woah woah . YOU wanted me to tweet about you ! Faggot .
Literally know my neighbors life after me and my mom listened through the wall for the last 30 mins #crazypeople #pipedown
I lied , I'm 24 fuckers
But look what you choose to do ?
my brother feels good about himself because some girl thought he was 18 hahahaha
Jessi's shoulders look like a tomato .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ like SPF 500
Girl code is hilarious
Bound 3 & gt ; & gt ;
I'm biting my tongue so bad omg .
Money from strangers has me Rollin right now .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I wasn't
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ be loving him some chairs
I remember when softball made a Harlem shake video in the locker room and Kailey and I were in the back stripping
I say to Nathan \go make pancakes " . He says " enough for two people ? " No Nathan , wake up and go make yourself food . You look hungry ... "
That cream cheese shit is fucking stupid .
Here comes the Helen Keller jokes
Why is _TWITTER-ENTITY_ so funny ?
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ last summer you left your glove at my house this summer you left your hat won't be getting that back till next summer
Add my mom on snapchat chellesomers
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ Hahahahaha . Leave it to Creel to come up with something redneck !
The SNL with jimmy Fallon and Justin Timberlake & gt ; & gt ;
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ plays too much✋
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ that's so sad
I make myself laugh because of how funny I am #thetextijustsent #gigglesfodayzz
How did I get the Ritalin question wrong ? that's the only thing my pediatric patients of Dundalk are on
That moment when I'm in the room with all auburn fans
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ Yeah baby !!!!
I got up to take Blake to his class but went back to sleep and didn't wake up for mine
I've been up for 24 hours and I'm not even tired #yay
You're about as fake as they come
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ and the rant on how she should get the death penalty even though West Virginia was one of the 1st states to get rid of it
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ no alejandro 1 of Brooke's friends said he would find out
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ just watched the AT & T commercial .. and she totally looks like a werewolf !! Haha I could not stop laughing
seeing _TWITTER-ENTITY_ fuuucked up always makes my day better
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ omfg Skyler , you would say this
How do you not know ? Your so stupidddd #guessharder
Golden Tate is a nut for that fam
Jessica asked me to spend the night and not Sara and Sara almost cried
My mother is killing me right now
Wait why are you talking to me again ??
I shoulda threw some soap on my car before all that rain and let Mother Nature wash that bitch
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ that's greatly appreciated
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ HAHAHA this is why you're my best friend
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you should screenshotted it
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ SUCKS TO SUCK
Sara thinks we are in Wyoming
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ holy crap I love you
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Bahahaha !
Heard wrecking ball playing somewhere in my house ... My dads listening to it
No mom did not just say \getting old is for the birds " ✋ "
That phone conversation > & gt ; & gt ;
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ shoulda tried you ...
I actually found something to rent today !
My coach is singing in the car oh Craig !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahaha I mean I'm not really a goalie anymore so I shouldn't! But if for some odd reason I do , I'll let you know ! ❤
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Your wrong !!
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ lol that's the beauty of life !
I'm laughing my sober ass off right now reading everyone's drunk tweets
Naming the new puppy auschwitz . You know after the concentration camp _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_
if you send _TWITTER-ENTITY_ and i a picture of yourselves we will save it just saying
Shoot I wasn't even looking
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ id honestly laugh for hours every time I look at you #sorrynotsorry
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ is Legit singing with the choir .... You don't know Italian emily . ps also not good at opera
My sister got puked on at school & amp ; had to come home to wash it out of her hair
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ don't hate on my boy
Just made enough fried rice to feed a family of four . Or two boyfriends .
Been on vine for like an hour now
If you haven't seen the video Magiclay by _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ and Rory I would highly recommend it . I have never laughed so hard
“ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ : when I get attached shit gets real I miss you all day wanna be with nobody but you get crazy jealous my love is REAL
My grandma is saying smoking and being drunk feel the same . and I asked her if she has ever smoked and she said no . Nice try your wrong .
I love when people think they can push me around .
Mrs. Stark's reaction to the new exchange student today though & gt ; _TWITTER-ENTITY_
I have the weirdest dreams wtf
Of course .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ agree but he wanted too show them rims haha
God I love Kelli
We've come a long way
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ Hahaha
I wish you guys could see me in the morning when I don't straighten my hair at night bc I really look like a lion
\What evil person would take a diabetic to Hershey Park ?! " -Monaghan "
They have a category on Netflix called \Goofy African-American Movies " . "
I have 4 people in line to go to the movies #PeopleLoveTheHood
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ and you let her go like bow chika wow wow
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ is probably the worst listener I know #whatarewedoing ?
\We have a very unconventional chemistry . It makes people feel awkward " this is pretty accurate , _TWITTER-ENTITY_ "
It gets them every time oh shit , it's too funny .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ it's karma for being mean to me
So much for getting tan this vacation
Shaving Katie's dog .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Lol I didn't know you were messing with me I'm dumb .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ answering machine & gt ; & gt ;
I am still laughing at the fact my sister stole a hamster ! Lmaooooo
Aww that's cute . People are trying to tailgate for Edinboros football game today
I know this voodoo chiropractor , you don't even have to go to see her #stevenwright
show never gets old !! #lmao
Hi mrs Crawford harry you're so polite
I have 24 alarms set for tomorrow
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I read online today that it's a sign of love if a girl sticks her nose under your arm because it smells good
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I know
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ might be your one win just kidding you guys should be pretty solid this year ! Kinda young though right ?
I've come to the conclusion that jakes \soon " and my " soon " are two completely different estimates of time haha "
Ashley's mom just felt my legs
I wanna go with bailey to her tattoo so I can schedule my touch up and get estimates on our idea
Some people file the dumbest lawsuits ...
When Micky calls the doctor big ears
S/O to Will for doing my makeup and nails in class today _TWITTER-ENTITY_
Oh yeah people don't know the real you ! That's why
Oh and Jell-O shots In the fridge
And nows when you message me
There it goes again ....
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ but I'm sarcastic to everyone and no one can tell if I'm joking or I really do hate them haha
Lol at me getting an ASK . FM ................. I'm deleting it the first time someone says something mean to me .. I swear
Just bought another set of bubbles . The preppy population of Fike is rubbing off on me .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ not where you're with family .
It's true . I was there for the convo
Damnnn , some of these Paula Deen memes are ridiculous lmfao like I can't even ......
I've waited 2 long years to open this letter and today's the day ! 99.9
Lots of subtweeting tonight
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ AHAHAHAHAHA oh god .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ Big Titties ?
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I keep seeing your tweets thinking its Emily in the picture and I'm just like .. Emily you don't weight that much
Parker is going to be Justin Bieber for Halloween .
Lol . That Pepsi commercial . & gt ; & gt ;
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ remember how much he hated our table at the end of drivers Ed
I walked out the door and my mom asked where I was going . I said to rob a bank and she just looked at me and said okay have fun
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ isnt that called something else ?
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ . . your so wild .
My little scrapper
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ it's called bad blood ...
Hahahaha I don't even remember tweeting that last night
I love when my mom talks about people .
I tell Alexa I hate her and she goes \I hate me too " "
Love that _TWITTER-ENTITY_ always looking out #bestfriendstatus
My mom is eating quinoa _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_
That really wasn't that funny
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ where are you getting it ??
Briannas face when August Burns Red came on was literally priceless
Why do you even want a picture of my butt lmao
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ it actually looks kinda funny like when that kid gets thrown at the wall
The only people I text on Sundays is my mom dad and sister .. And it's only about football . Never anything else ..
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ lmfaoooo !!!! Oh my gosh ! That child is a godly awful mess !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ lmao \you have to be 16 to work here though " "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ why am I cracking up at this
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ after she looked her reply was wooowwwwowowow hahahaha
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ haha okay Dustin I will
My mom asked why we didn't ask you to come over so get over here _TWITTER-ENTITY_
Omg did Jordan really say that
Church ball tonight should be good
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ newts smile
woooo I just finished my research paper which means I have nothing else stressful going on all week ! the weekend better hurry !!
This girl at my work told me I had a pretty face . Ha .
Seriously dyinnnnng over here ! _TWITTER-ENTITY_ I love you !
To the guy on floor 6 of LSH belting out the lyrics to Runnin ' Outta Moonlight , I can hear you
stop boogying in the bed #lmfao
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ \just make sure it's season ! " "
I'm running in two 5Ks within the next month #dead
Watching girls take snapchats
Whole crowd booing Obama love it
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I'm tanner then you Casper the giraffe
Who cares shes ugly as fuck , move on
That song has been stuck in my head since I woke up
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ or basketball or wrestliing
Why are my best friends so amazing ?!
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Spanish is His favorite , it's a fact
Having some interesting conversations tonight ! Lol
Ty just looked at my Christmas list and he said , \why didn't you just ask for a lambo ? " #sorryboutit "
Leave it to Katie to tell us to get off at the wrong exit
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ always classy , never trashy .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I love when you say fucker
What am I wearing
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ my dad did it
The colts kicker leveling Holiday
Only my boyfriend and I would talk to each other it British accents .
Keep tweeting about me . It's funny af
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I knew these were cats before I opened the picture
Me and Hanna are in our dorms texting and not talking to the other girls in here #why
Friends walked my drunk ass home last night and people thought they were gonna rape me hahahahahaha
Home girl _TWITTER-ENTITY_ tellin stories oh shiitt
Still can't believe annie fell into my shower
I'm constantly asking my roommate \What would you want a girl to say back to that ? " Is that cheating ? "
Teachers twerking and doing the wobble , only at a Spanish River's pep rally
' This is the End ' is probably the funniest movie I've ever watched . Dying right now !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I know you are , that's why it didn't really bother me , and why I didn't say anything .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ HAHAHAHA FUCKING HA
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ if you had my number , I would DEF be on there !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ was last night real life ?!
u have already won the argument once your opponent has used this face \ud83d��� ""
I still can't believe that kid bit me
That's what I said to Morgan today #pt
I just look so cute with these suntan lines from my glasses #ohboy
when a ball comes to you & amp ; you decide to set it but you don't know whether to tip it over or to a hitter so you just catch it #screwit
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you tweeted that like you've been waiting to be single and one month just passed . Kinda like summer vacation
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ dude when Charlie gets a hair cut
rowdy seriously just washed my car off with the window cleanin brush at the gas station
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ since marcus is fucked up can you tell him to send me that picture of me and him ?
My grandpa is so funny screaming at the tv during this game
Hahahaha you're pathetic
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ You're bout to get a text from me . Be prepared . You're gonna be like wow
Getting my dad in trouble with my mom someone's sleeping on the couch tonight ! HAHa
I'll take his spot .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ lmfao I'm seriously dying !!! _TWITTER-ENTITY_ literally just texted me and told me the exact same thing ! That's so weird !
I will NOT speed today , I will NOT speed today , I will NOT speed today ( no no no ) #christmastime
These heroin radio commercials in Pensylvania & gt ; & gt ; & gt ; & gt ; & gt ; I'm dying , they're so funny .
jk your gorgeous , you dont need none
My sister is 21 ?! Lol what ?? _TWITTER-ENTITY_
You fucked the crew slooooot
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ but on the real I miss you a ton plans soon
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I didn't know your nose was bleeding so I was like guys wtf is Darya doing
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Ellie was emo
........ But I'd still fuck the hell out of Seth if he were in front of me . Hahahah , dream on .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ the cutest !! I love this !!
As Mandy and I are just chilling in Taylor's house without anyone else here ..
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ he hates usss
How did _TWITTER-ENTITY_ already finish gta ?
She's that type of girl that makes it clap for a Big Mac .
\Bitch , you don't even know how to boil water " wise words of _TWITTER-ENTITY_ "
Someone give me something to do , oh .. Wait I'm grounded
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ . Ik a couple of people that works there .
Make up your mind humans , summer or school ? I prefer summer
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ doesn't approve of my idea to add to the summer bucket list ...
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ sure ...
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Yesterday Someone said my boyfriend was trying out for the flag team & amp ; I was like what ?? & amp ; they said you . & amp ; I was like ohh ...
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ the white girl with the white hat
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ whatever whatever I do what I want
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ I just laughed so hard at that
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ stahhp your gonna make me cry !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ more like got my twitter password
the vineyard is the most terrible thing I've ever watched , most obvious terrible acting , other than the fact it's way too staged ' reality '
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ omfgggggg ! EPISODE 9 .
\ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ : Apparently I'm dating _TWITTER-ENTITY_ ' s brother . Well her little brother told me this . Lmao . " Yay ! "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ love you too .. Merry Christmas bud
My mom just asked if I twerked
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ she wouldn't move out the photo and the flash scared her
Since I was little I use to create this awful scenarios on my mind of me having terrible sickness and dying young . I wonder why ?
Grams first time going through a car wash !!
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Get it Katelyn ! Hahaha . Nice talking to you for the first time and actually having a conversation . Lol .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ nice hashtag
When _TWITTER-ENTITY_ tried to burn out a candle with his fingers and burned himself at homecoming
I love how everyone assumed that was about him
Who wants to play hide and clap from the conjuring ?
Makes me feel ghetto not kidding #loveit
I'm so glad you can point out the obvious !!
#SeanMemories freaking out about the spider in our tent
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Lizzy likes Connor
#Dillllllt ☝ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ cracks me right the fuck up !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Remeber when I called him swervin ? Lmao
I get the best laughs outta Chris bosh jokes and pictures
Either way why the hell would you do that period , much less in public
Anchorman 2 is so goofy
“ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ : The only person I can't go a day without seeing is Emily #puppylove ”
my mom never let me take a bath when I was little
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I don't know him underclass men
Well today was pretty shitty
Girls that are obsessed with guys who don't give a shit about them
It's smell so much weed in my math class
“ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ : My brother doesn't realize that he has a cool big brother , I mean I'm not a good role model but he knows right from wrong” haha
this kid tony favoriting tweets from thanksgiving _TWITTER-ENTITY_
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ haha yeah
He just ripped of the bumper off his truck
Those Tojan commercials
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ just said \Lorde " like " LordA " DoneWhy are we friends "
MY ANACONDA DON'T WANT NONE UNLESS YOU GOT BUNS HUN . #babyGotBack
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ thank you babes
I can't wait to smack all of you
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ wow she is a beautiful sleeper
Megan is killing me right now #cantbreath #laughingtohard
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I can name a couple
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ twitches so much when he's sleeping
Don't quit , Try hard now !!! Live the rest of your life as a champion . Live by your quote man .
You guys might not know this but I consider myself a bit of a loner . I tend to think of myself as a one man wolf pack ☝ #hangover
You call yourself fat Amy ? Yeah so twig bitches like you don't behind my back
Honking at guys Teeing off next to the road he just flipped us off
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ friggin love that movie
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ lol \don't with you Brelyn . " "
Way to hard
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ saving this on my phone forever
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ gunna be real honest rn some pictures I post you may have seen on tumblr I got them from google
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I know
I see you
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ did u go in the back with your mom
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ seriously though . That just wasn't my day HAHAHAHAHA
Wandering Siena heights bc you got lost on a field trip & gt ; & gt ; & gt ;
Everyone has that one person that they secretly have the biggest crush ever on .
The guy with the Spider-Man zip up jacket on campus gets me EVERYTIME
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Hahah I was a sassy fucker !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ haha true ! Lemme know how that works
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you did not just say that !!! is that a fat joke !?
Danny said , \ Ill give you ten dollars , a pack of Seneca's & amp ; a shoe for your phone " "
You act like I care about you
So many people have told me I have small feet today ..
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ \Can you please dance on broadway that's a dream come true like I would kill to move props dressed in black on that stage " "
\I should scrapbook where my car has been , a memoir to sasha " "
she just screamed in my face because I took a bite of her cereal ?!
The Bud Light commercial I just watched
By that I mean who's taking me ?
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ is one of the funniest viners out there
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahaha fuuunnnyyy
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ me toooo I never do shit like that ! Lol it's probably karma for always making fun of Kirstin lbs
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ touché lol . He's just my step grandpa so I don't mean shit to him
My aunt gives me the remote and she goes\putting disney on " ? She already knows . "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ is that guy there ?
The fact that some people think led zeppelin is the name of the lead singer of the band led zeppelin holy fuck
Tell me why Calvin triucked him so hard I think he was stiff on the ground
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ literally dying
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ and almost ran into the house
that eyes emoji
I cried like 40 times during the movie 42 ..
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ well my officer was Derek Wilson and omg I was in love maybe he's the only officer that sits on this road .
One of my dads coeworkers got him an angel statue for Xmas cause he's such a negative nelly muhah
My sister has a secret admirer while my love is for food
The big Whitey ... \Idk what actually in it ... BBQ , Bacon , Cheese , Mozz Stix .. I'm pretty sure there's not even a hotdog in it " lol _TWITTER-ENTITY_ "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ I didn't even subtweet about him but ok
Thinking about hanging out with _TWITTER-ENTITY_ and _TWITTER-ENTITY_ this weekend and actually LOLing
I wanna see bad grandpa so bad .
Now your bein funny af
Our house rules > & gt ; & gt ;
“ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ : I JUST CALLED SANTA AND HE ASKED ME WHAT I WANTED FOR CHRISTMAS AND I PANICKED AND HUNG UP”
K den ! Lol
\My form of contraception is a 6 pack and hope " "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Hahaha oooooh yeah ! We'll have to give him a call
you have no idea
Never realized how funny Mac Miller is
What Danielle just told me
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ our luck we'll have it
Please anyone awake go to channel E ! & amp ; watch ' there's something about Mary'! Funniest movie I've watched in a while , I'm dying #mary
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ okay lmfao
what am i doing with my life
I seriously think I only like running with my dad now
I almost really cared .
just FaceTimed with Chad and talked to Callie . She kept running around the house looking for me #loverdog
I have a crush on Katniss and peeta
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ You're so gay just thought I'd throw it out there . ✌
Watching a fight in the staples parking lot
the stampede into the library
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I can't even spell spell #jk
Lol brooke looks stoned
Me & amp ; _TWITTER-ENTITY_ conversation & gt ; & gt ; & gt ;
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ pretty much ungrounded herself
Literally stood up for an hour and 45 mins , watching the One Direction movie !!
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ HAHAHAHA yeah dudes , we went 2 days and got A's . And I actually slept through the letter day
All of these twatter fights .
If anybody wants to leave for any reason at a late hour but your dad won't let you .. Just tell him you need tampons .. It works
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ it's about to be fun
Perks of having a big sliding mirror in front of my bed is I can sit and stare at myself or jump on the Bed singing and watch
you know your half asleep driving when u think the paramedics will pull you over for speeding
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Me too ! I think like 95% of mine exploded .
Im always stealing quotes from Taylor and claiming them to be mine
If he comes in here while I'm sprawled out , under the A/C , & amp ; on my phone he'll be mad I'm supposed to be cooking right now . #SorryNotSorry
Perfect match then
I really just want my wreaking ball from Erin I want to see it so fucking bad _TWITTER-ENTITY_
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ lol I had to pull over and stop the car the first time I saw the whole thing . #scarred #forlife
I'm going to get 4 dogs and name them Rick , Ricky , Randy , and Randolph .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ idk but I'm going to
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you couldn't quit guard even if you wanted to
Watching The Longest Yard with _TWITTER-ENTITY_
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ haha true especially since my brothers are huge ! They have zero body fat
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you're literally soooo weird .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ As twisted as it is so do I ... \it's like a box of chocolates u never know what you're gonna get !! " "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ never will
even though aquamarine is really stupid it's probably legit one of my favorite movies
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ at McDonalds !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ remember izzy burger
That is probably the FUNNIEST , most PATHETIC thing I've ever heard in my life ! #cryinginyourface
“ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ : _TWITTER-ENTITY_ I LOVE YOU _TWITTER-ENTITY_ you suck I want to be with her go home ! Haha” ok I'll leave now
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I was on my level
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ Logan ?
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ haha I'll just sit here and listen to some Crew Cuts real quick
Had the weirdest dream last night
How's your paper coming along _TWITTER-ENTITY_
You have no idea Maddy
I should just tell the school I live next to LA Fitness so they'll drop me off there everyday . That way I won't have any lazy days .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you just went psycho liking my tweets #imissyou
That movie was fucked up .
My ask questions
- Amanda is absolutely hilarious right now .
I'm sooo difficult
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ what Keaton did with the waitress at bdubs I did with my dentist today and he had a similar reaction
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ he's such a faggot .
i work makeup to work today and steve keeps telling me i have mysterious eyes
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ TRUEEEEE #CODYELLIS
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I died
Lol Eli didn't wanna go to the movies with me cuz he thought I had a boyfriend . He's silly .
The Pete Holmes show is hilarious !!! Omg
I've had waaaay too much coffee in the past 24 hours
If you go to SAMs club today , I'm working the door make sure you have your membership card out hahaha
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you haven't even seen me but you probably would be like ewww leave me alone
Them girls that think they look so hot with red lipstick on . & gt ; & gt ; & gt ;
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ send that to me !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you a trip !!
Connor is wearing his spaghetti monster costume around campus
All of _TWITTER-ENTITY_ snap chats to me tonight while I was at work & gt ; & gt ; & gt ; #ldaymade #bff
Group message with _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ & gt ; & gt ; & gt ; ❤ love you guys
Thought it would be a good idea to go Christmas caroling ... yeah no never again _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_
Kade just told my sister \you should be ashamed of yourself " "
Lmao . Just thinking of my twitter becoming all about work and how stupid people are ... Can't wait
Gary Gay : if you think that looks good , you should have the spongebob pop with the gumball bumbs for eyeballs ! \ Lmao "
I look like a fag getting so into this show .
\Stop signs are a suggestion " "
while my mom is in a peaceful house , I am in a house with 3 boys & amp ; marie , watching breaking dawn & amp ; playing kinect #secondfamily
true story , I'd much rather my mom walk in on me doing something illegal , before she ever catches me eating on her couch
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ it's still on replay
Wtf is a hoss
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ haha sorry I tweet too much at night
Nooooo . Too far .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ we had to skip lines and I was just tried so I wrote a lot larger than normal ,.
I seriously cannot stand the convo being talked about right now _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ #noshame
Oh Shadow , that cats a warrior
When morgan opens her snap chat tomorow she will probably die
I havent laughed so hard in a REALLY long time
Best April fools joke ever pulled #dontkillme
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ his picture reminds me of .... and Yep " " I can't do this " That's about the only things I said "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ haha sure no problems I am the next Einstein haha
What an interesting day
Are we doing this again ?
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ What ?
Every DC english student is doing their project right now
Keep going with the funny tweets people , distracting me from studying
What _TWITTER-ENTITY_ just asked me > & gt ; & gt ; I'm dying
Leave it to me & amp ; Shane to put a frozen bottle in the microwave
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ HahAhaha I knew that was coming
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ \do u think ur dad thinks hes a boss cause he banged both of them & amp ; they're both talking to each other " just thought about this "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ what really sucks is bein a fan of a team that can't even make a bowl game ...
Savannah is crying cause it's raining ..
This man in this neck brace trying to pick up his wallet off the ground
Dakotah just said she wants to smash her face into concrete
So glad my neighbors are having a yard sale . That way everyone and their brother get to see all the dicks drawn all over my truck
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ bitch doesn't even know how to spell super
I had a dream last night that they put the 8th season of Supernatural on Netflix ... I was sad when I woke up
Me and my sister just convinced my brother to lick the cube of deer salt at gander mountain
Baby got back ! #Classic #93 . 9
God Love This Girls !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ in Florida ?
Being annoying with my pictures
This group text with _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ & gt ; & gt ; & gt ; #noshame
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ shut up Colby
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ just retweeted about 50 things of yours
The snapchat _TWITTER-ENTITY_ sent me earlier .
Derek is too weird
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ it was waving ! Lol
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ cracks me up
Lt : my moms exact words . She's too funny
Family guy right now & gt ; & gt ;
We ten runned them
Some of the shit that come out of Erin's mouth sometimes ..
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I can't help it I like to rock out !
Lol if only you knew how your boyfriend talks to me
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ When I met them I got only Keaton something
With how much I sing I'm glad my sister has only recorded me once
I apologize I'll be honest I'm not even sure which end that came out of #bridesmaids
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I would watch dance moms at 6 AM if it was the only time it was on
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you'll prob get 20 more people by tomorrow
I had to do a speech and write my name on the board .. I also gained some new Facebook friends .
I should probably just let my phone die since I have none to talk to .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahahahahaha \large and in charge " "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I'll keep that in mind
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ omfg that got me laughing really hard
MK's mom gave me a velour hoodie and sweat pants from pink because she didn't like it
Wild ' N Out is my show
I reached my tumblr blogging limit ... That's never happened before
Lolol he silence of the cats " loiter squad "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ I'm so done .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ wait that was literally my last tweet hahaha
The fact that he calls me taco #tacobelladdict
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ come over for thanksgiving again or let's just go drink before I leave on Saturday
When I was younger , my brother slept in my bed on Christmas Eve ... and every 5 minutes past like 3 I'd ask if I could go wake mom and dad
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ At least it was the right size
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ lolololllllll lucky Neil
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ don't worry , I've been thinking the SAME thing all week . Lol .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ it looks like I have high lights in my hair in my avi
.. ecause of the way it is " oh how awesome this is > & gt ; & gt ; & gt ; & gt ; Alaska people just get it . "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ oh you are ?
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ haha oh gosh your luck must be BAD ...
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahaha let me know how that goes
Guess it'll be one more shitty valentines day this year . More money in my pocket tho #MrBrightside
GOING HOME IN ONE WEEK
your not hanging with him
Too bad that if I don't like you Im just a bitch . If I really don't like you , then you don't get any chances , you just get the bitch in me !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ haha that's too funny !
I'm going school shopping Monday
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahaha yess !! we will have to indeed
I'm so glad _TWITTER-ENTITY_ finally got a iphone so she can finally see the emojis I always sent her .
I could see Taylor Swift having a singing kitten
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ throwback Thursday hahah I had to bump that freestyle ! #OldMeek & gt ; & gt ; & gt ;
Don't k . me you piece of shit
If a girl tells me she plays video games im not gonna be anymore attracted to her girls are n00bs
My entire feed is about the 11s or 12s and which ones uglier
Told y'all the dance would suck
“ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ : I don't have a comeback so I'm just going to correct your grammar and spelling . ” _TWITTER-ENTITY_ me last night
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ i literally hate you
Dancing with Stars featuring Bill Nye the Science Guy , you've got to be kidding ...
#IfWeDate and I'm driving , we are listening to rap . And you can't laugh at the way I sing along and dance .
Did my grandma really just say I don't understand a guys sick sexual desires ?
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ STRAIGHT UP THREW NANCY LIKE A RAG DOLL
My teacher just told me to calm down
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahha good I'm glad Im not the only one who laughs at my jokes wait why am I sucha fag
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ haha ya that's ok sorry if I sounded mean lol
I can honestly say . When I look a mess . I really don't care .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ watch yourself evan ..
Sometimes when I say stuff to _TWITTER-ENTITY_ I laugh at myself #jokesfordays
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ too funny and you have never had gumbo alright yes ! Brooke and I are definitely going to introduce you then
Logan just called Kenley \gibbler " as an insult . freaking dying . #fullhouse "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ Johnny noooo
did my boyf really just send that to me ? #dying
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ speaking of ! How did you tumbling with a boner go ?
Reed is currently taking selfies with drunken Smeg
Man , the power out sure makes me feel stupid . Every room I walk into I flip the light switch , then remember that the powers out
As much as it annoys me , I've missed Lou Holtz old rusty voice
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ cause that's something to aim for #pathetic
Lolol #oomf got me dying today !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ not until this weekend
I bought like 10 lotions from bath & amp ; body for christmas gifts & amp ; I'm not using any ... So if anyone needs some lotion hmu
I found my other pair of glasses ... I can see again !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ oh yes ... Yes and I had to be the one to tell her but truth had to come out sometime
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ GOTTA LOVE MY MIRACLE WHIP BUDDIES _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_
I see what you did their Laci .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ cleanse ?
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ thought it was a good time to bring back a memory hope you've had a great one bro
Wow I missed _TWITTER-ENTITY_ while I was away
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you liked it too . so did everyone else in the mall #oops
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ that was great he ended it with crying
Lmfao Kristin and Danielle finally did it
Only thing about the cavalier is that it gets up goes ! watch out !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ i have a video of him screaming that i send to people when the conversation gets boring
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I love the newest one , the 2 things at once \That's the most amazing thing I've ever seen , I've never seen anything like it ""
That awkward moment when your dog gets stoned #boulderprobs
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ seriously though
Funniest commercial ever
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ ha , I think you're both talking about me !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ there's one inside of Alans house .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahahahahhahahahahahaha
Haha it's okay
It's really funny when Aria is driving the four wheeler bc all you can hear is me making fat people noises
The things people ask Hunter Moore , crack my shit up
Don't go outside ! The grudge is out there !! _TWITTER-ENTITY_
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ I was wondering why she sent me those weird ass pictures
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ oooo watch out
It's not like I don't have a girlfriend anyway .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ oh yeah ... Me too Destinee Hahahaha jkjk
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ rants & gt ; & gt ; & gt ; & gt ; & gt ;
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ good night Dalton
Getting too weak at _TWITTER-ENTITY_ history lessons .
Impractical Jokers is killing me .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahah
I am CRYING at the Snaps _TWITTER-ENTITY_ is sending me , OH .... MY .... GOD ....
Do you believe in life after love ... Why am I singing this ?!!?!??!
I find it funny that gay boy is talkin crap about my bro . I mean if he wants to throw down with his gay self he knows my number
I love reading _TWITTER-ENTITY_ tweet idiots
Yeah I never should of been playing in the snow with my dog I feel like shit now
I'll finish him like a cheesecake
I think it's sooooo funny when people talk so much crap on someone when they're busy , but then two days later , they're their bestfriend
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ idk but i just stalked him and he's 24
#InElementarySchool I would cry of I had to stand in timeout on the wall ... #happenedtwice
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ have at her guys .... again
And when I almost hit that tire ?
That We Can't Stop parody tho
I just realized how depressing I was #shitsgottastop
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ okay it's not gross , I'll just call it \Heather's omelette " from now on "
Then he was like o no , I'm a pussy . Cause I eat pussy " I was dying ! "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ 5 , 6 he's gonna make you his bitch
So far .. the highlight of my day was getting cussed out in Czech at clinicals . #clinicalswag #ALLDONE
\Look what I got _TWITTER-ENTITY_ for Christmas " - me " you got her cat balls ?? " - mom "
567890- you made work fun ! I miss the shit out of you haha you're absolutely hilarious . we make fun of so many people love you ! come home !
Sadie loves when I sing to her
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ OMG Now I know what your talking about . IS THIS WHAT YOU LIKE ?!?! Huh ?!?!?! When I put all this makeup on my perfect face ?!
Guy lookin like Obama just came in subway and at the end of his purchase he said he thinks he has some change
Cullin is geekin me singing in the shower
Went in Spencer and I told bop we should get that thing not knowing it was a blowup doll !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ HAHAHA I can't stop laughing #onebigjoke #honestly
WHO WANTS MY 6969 tweet SHOUTOUT
Spent $70 on an Oakley jacket . Kind of regretting spending all my money on one thing .
4 out of the 5 things in my backseat are monogrammed
I just saw Tom naked like 3 times
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ so I can kill people in my room .
“ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ : _TWITTER-ENTITY_ skyelar I hope someone shits on you idk” a bird pooped in my belly button when I was tanning before
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ for real , they get smashed sometimes I love that show
#ImAttractedTo to Guys that will join me in my weirdness acts
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I'm so sorry to hear that
I am awkward and don't know how to respond
His face when they shot off fireworks !!
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ omg I love you
There's an Asian clique at Ryken
#InElementarySchool I used to bully kids and was slightly racists .
I feel like I didn't see Kayli in weeks but I was just with her last night
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you called me when I was sleeping and said , \oh , you sound sooo tired ! " Hahaha #iwonderwhy "
Jake really just screamed AH SHIT .
Just showed my mom the video of Ivey & amp ; Maddie fighting , she died laughing
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ I just thought the WKU one was funny
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ my apologies
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I go to my mom today what time are we staying till on Saturday ? She goes depends how fucked up me and jen get
\Once you go black , you never go back . " - Chandras dad . "
Bahahahahahaha “ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ : Waitresses at Chinese buffets remind me of playing Battleship as a kid . \Sank uuu " ” "
Yea there's gonna be a lot of men on one knee tomorrow but there will be just as many girls on two knees tomorrow #lmao #valentinesday
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ how u said ur off the leash
Harold & gt ; & gt ; hahahahah
Me & amp ; _TWITTER-ENTITY_ conversations we have ..... No one would ever understand
Even though my boyfriend doesn't really care for one direction he told me to go tomorrow have a good time or hes never talking to me again❤
We like to get drunk by ourself when our plans fall through haha anyone can come over☺
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ damn people . he's just jealous that he doesn't have a bestfriend that's awesome
Out in this pasture with dad & amp ; Troy . I can't deal with either one of them .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ gram would probably do meth with us
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ and he's been tired of ours since last night
Too much right can't handle it
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ pizza boy !!!
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you opened the door and fell strait backwards !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ haha omg I would die twice if I saw one do you think the have them at the zoo ? Like not ours but like idk some other one
My dad reading these lines with me though he swear he's an actor
Quotes from Christmas Eve 2013 _TWITTER-ENTITY_ : Sarah you're looking extra butch todayMe : and you're looking extremely gay as well
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ , . You bit me so many times .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ lol well that thief is in for a rude awakening
So joe Jonas smoked weed for the first time with Miley Cyrus and Demi lovato when they were like 16 . Brb dying of laughter
I find it hilarious when girls try and act like they have the perfect relationship but their bf is cheating on them all them time
I don't really feel like hanging out anymore
Riff Raff cracks me the fuck up . Omg #icant _TWITTER-ENTITY_
They opening song to Spring Breakers is Nice Sprites and Scary Monsters
I told _TWITTER-ENTITY_ that I wouldn't be able to sleep , and who was right ? Me , the insomniac maniac . My jokes are just getting worse !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ she's a famous obnoxious bitch
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ is an antisocial freak . Lmfao ! Jk !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ he sounded so upset !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ oooh I've been looking & amp ; I couldn't find one
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ HE'S HAHA SO BAD then he'd lick every finger one by one oh Gary
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ OMG what did I just say
Why are me & amp ; Lauren laying like this on a chair
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ the light skin receivers killin it . puttin the #775 on the map !
I'll never forget when me and Andrea skipped 3rd hour almost everyday at JHigh !
I'm sorry you can't handle the truth ?
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahaha loser
Oomf is #TeamLooseVagina
Looking ass !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ haha our labs are due Thursday
No ones Christmas cards will be near as good as ours
HA DIDNT REALIZE THIS SHIT TILL JUST NOW YOU FEEL DUMB
Guys are so easy to mess with .
I possibly just found the best header
I'd tap that
Better not make any phone calls . Cause the government might be listening in to them
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ that was aweful lol !!!!!
I'M SO PROUD OF YOU GUYS FOR TELLING THE DIFFERENCE
So many cars at my house
“ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ : I gta always account for something being in the rong context or spelled rong wyf who on here funk professors” Log off , G
If only my friends parents actually knew the real me behind the sweet Christian girl
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ wooowwwwww you're overreacting a little don't you think ?
I still wish to this day for a pet elephant . and his name will be Oscar
Sean Kingston just popped up on my pandora the fuck ? Holy throw back
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahahaha I'm happy as a squirrel with an acorn
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Randall * but thanks
Why is everyone favoriting that jayden tweet
#FreshmanAdvice yeah right I'm not giving any of you advice
HUGE s/o to _TWITTER-ENTITY_ for just finding out today that I had liked this kid all along and wasn't just obsessed
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I figured
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ that's freakin awful
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ not doubting it brah
Good times !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahahaha right . i wonder if his girlfriend know he's gay
Hahah nastiest thing I've seen all day
Is it weird that I think that The Final Episode by Asking Alexandria would be a really damn good song for tumbling ??
Shandroo welcome to the twitter world ! _TWITTER-ENTITY_ #NWLC13
\Well that escalated quickly . " " Your penis escalates quickly . " " As does most men's . " _TWITTER-ENTITY_ "
I think everyone in my house knows I can't stand my mom
Shout out to Riana Rowan for giving me this very valuable information right now . _TWITTER-ENTITY_ luv u gurl #lifesaver
Hayley is cracking me up
\Of course I have an iPhone I'm Asian " - my professor "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ stop I'm dying
When _TWITTER-ENTITY_ is racing a car down main on his bike > & gt ;
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ yeah it's going straight to my home screen
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ dad I know you left before I was born but mom left me for her meth dealer so I'm not mad at you anymore
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ That was the most hilarious thing ever
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I CANT FLIPPING BREATHE
Woah .. Did I really just take like a 3 hour nap ... SOMEBODY WAS SLEEPY
Was just thinking about when _TWITTER-ENTITY_ almost killed a man at Mt . Holly last year going down the hill lmfao
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ i call em noods
Just listened to I Will Always Love You and all I could think of is the scene from This is the End
Twerk in my room in front of the mirror and nowhere else
The \conversation " me and _TWITTER-ENTITY_ were having with her dad > & gt ; & gt ; "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahaha Britt
I can't deal with Ava
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ ive already got like . 5 of them . I just have it where it wont tell you .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ wtf .. Parker ?
“ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ : Alyssa thinks she's so cool because she is doing air guitar ” * does duck face while doing it and completely ruins it* #classic
This gon ' be a miserable boring awkward long drive home .. pray for me !
Everything that comes out of my dads mouth is \Ain't nobody got time fo dat . " Hahahaha . "
the big bang theory & gt ; & gt ;
Hey I have that bra .
She thinks she scares me ?
If you are gonna sit next too me atleast fucking shower
this group message will never end #freshmenfive
Two #ommfs are freaks !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ definitely one of the greatest moments of my life
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ YES !
Hahahaha Tj proposed to me tonight
Devon is to funny
once i called someone thinking it was eli and I invited them to sleepover then found out it wasn't her so awkwardly made up an excuse
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ lol okay have fun !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahahahah omg what did u think me and Petra were doing sitting on the floor hahah
I just tried to spell \ours " as ares ...... And when I realized it I just laughed to myself . "
Hell yeah Connor #InTooDeep
I know it's real if we are best friends on snapchat .
Getzlaf with a hatty in the 1st period
These are Jesus d-d-d d-sciples _TWITTER-ENTITY_
The words that came out of _TWITTER-ENTITY_ mouth today at cheer .... priceless
Someone said you acted like an owl ! Hoo ?
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ are you talking about SNL when Will is in Blue Oyster Colt ?
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ they are lmao .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you're so healthy I can't even deal
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ nailed it .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ muahahah ! I might get some strange offers . I'm desperate enough so who knows
My little brothers character on GTA V looks just like Miley Cyrus
Cassidy said she's going to neuter her cat by herself
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ my bf is a little weirded out that you made a collage of him
Any chance you're Japanese ? Cause I'm trying To get in japanties . #douchebagmove
Well now Elise has about 300 gold medals and I have 1
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ You tried
My dog just inhaled _TWITTER-ENTITY_ dog
Brennan's just sitting here eating a plate of doughnuts . Hes such a fatty
we've been sitting in the McDonalds drive thru forever now and my mom said \What are they doing ? Killing a chicken ? " haha "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ CORY ! Go to sheetz I'm so over this homework I'll do it later , but shut up I hate you
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I wish they were in real book though so I don't waste my phone battery all the time
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I'm going
When me _TWITTER-ENTITY_ and _TWITTER-ENTITY_ are in one group chat with eachother .. hell breaks out
Looking back , I was sad when I found out I was cheated on by him with another dude , but now I just think it's fucking hilarious . ☺ #idec
The phone calls I get & gt ; & gt ; & gt ;
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ You sound a lot like me
I'm dying at all these luke Bryan tweets I just saw when catching up on my timeline hahaha
The screenshot Katy just sent me . why !!!!!
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hey she's famous now
She managed to make me think twice about an avatar
This city is so confusing
Oh well , I'll just sell it all for the money you owe me
Playing Banjo and Tooie ! This totally reminds me of _TWITTER-ENTITY_
arianna and I have been snap chatting each other all day
Elicia's mom just said \come on muffin top , let's go workout ""
I still can't believe you ? Like fuck you
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ tweets are hilarious
Haha you guys are fucking nasty
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you've never see me twerk
And your a 4 year old
Love the hatred that me and Ryan been getting
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Well it does suck to suck . ☺️
I laugh every time my mom calls the house number because my brother programmed her name as Mike Jones
Could say so much
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you're already back on ?
grandma points out a restaurant we should try and it ends up being a dentist office ... you sure can pick ' em grams !
my PSAT scores
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you still getting into it with her ha
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ It's pretayyyy crazy dude .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I can't stop laughing
Last night was defiantly needed . ❤️ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_
The movie blank check is on demand . hahaha
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I do that too oh my god
Guess you finally see how I felt #dumbfuck
When I see big ass dudes on the same motorcycle as me I can't help but laugh
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ no lol there is no picture and if there was , itd be of dora
And the truth comes out
but dad just gave me $50 to go shop sooo someone has to come with me now .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ wow that's pure talent though
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ my only wish is that you you remember where you park next time ! ☺
We was just twerkin
Lol not one text from you
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ & amp ; _TWITTER-ENTITY_ ' s vines right now #stop !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ haha I was so drunk . I don't remember the evening at all lol
His messages make me laugh
No one should ever be able to see what I look like when I ft my bestfriends _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_
Who am I kidding , my whole week & gt ; & gt ; & gt ; ☺
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ it's funny how you thought we were kidding
It's so funny when drunk people call me . Ya hear some interesting things
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ remember when you fell down the stairs today
Allie and I have watched the \it's hot as hell " video about 5 times already . Seriously dying "
Steeler fans are talking shit ....
Bryant is a fucking dick . Romo sucks ass . Defense is piss poor . Jerry Jones picks his nose on national television , and I expect to win ?
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ How the heck could I forget about that pun filled day ? I made a pun with the word pun
I love mikey ford this kid makes me die laughing
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ yeah sure ! At least i can bench more than i weigh
My uncle was def high when he sent us a xmas card
“ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ : here's my Christmas list mom : a kittena catcatssome kittenscatskittenscats” _TWITTER-ENTITY_
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Diane loves you
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ that is cute . Max has been trying to spray me with a water gun for like the past hour
Oomf is a terrible hint taker
If Jon does this verve shit he's sleeping on the floor when he comes over .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahaha . It does help .
Omg the pictures last night . I can't believe I was that fucking drunk . I was laying in the streets in downtown✌️
Shout out to _TWITTER-ENTITY_ just killed me with her tweet
I just almost face planted walking up the bus stairs
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ avi is tooooooo funny
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I love you
It's funny when someone tells you to come over parents are leAving you know all that is .... Is a fucking booty call ... No thanks ✌
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahah I know
anyone want a peanut butter bacon cookie ? I have a lot
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ that's exactly what I'm doing
Don't be scared
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahahah I love it words to live by
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I can DEFIANTLY understand where you're coming from
Whenever I see a ground hog I can't help but laugh and think about _TWITTER-ENTITY_ and prof . Munroe
Thank God for _TWITTER-ENTITY_ #closecall
The look on JD's face when Sean and I drove by him and the guys > & gt ; & gt ; & gt ;
My roommates made dinner without me AND THEN scorched me with boiling water #bullies _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_
Because we broke the mic stand so for Alex's piano song I had to sit there holding the mic .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ thought so
Idk in my 4th grade yearbook I was so ugly that they thought I was a boy so they put \mateja and his friends as the title ""
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ like you haven't drank early before ....?
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ that really killed me
Jon wants me to die ... #thefeelingsmutual
Scary movie 5 is so fucking hilarious I could watch it over and over , and not still laugh the entire time .
Oh wow my boyfriend and I are at exactly 7,119 tweets .
If women ran the world there wouldn't be wars , instead there would be a bunch of jealous countries who don't talk to each other
me & amp ; _TWITTER-ENTITY_ have a girl crush on each other .
I wrote a four page essay on Chimpanzees last year for English . Hahahahaha what the fuck was wrong with me
Can you get married in a weight room ?
I can't believe I did rates on Instagram .. I feel ashamed .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ it's like a tradition at this point
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ it's okay I'd look for some pictures from like 4th grade but they might be bad soo #betternot
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ LOL at that snap chat . Such a pop sign
sarah & amp ; dean were on the phone At like 3 in the morning & amp ; I woke up & amp ; I was half asleep & amp ; I was saying the most random shit I swear
My life I just can't even handle it
Key and Peele - Substitute teacher gets me every time . #SoWeak
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ yes hahahaha
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ laughed harder than I should've
Why did I just say that
rock that boat n if they fall out they werent meant to be in ur boat ... _TWITTER-ENTITY_ your words to live by hahahahah !! Girl over board ! ☺
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ that was so funny
I'll probably get Subtweeted about my remarks to our schools athletic program .
Christie made Sam a sex mix tape
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ that's not what it means
Family Guy !!!!!!
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ idkkk .. I think have insomnia
According to Facebook your engaged with her .... #Catfish
\The three ' SSSSSS ' : Sunsets , S'mores , and Saturdays ! " _TWITTER-ENTITY_ "
my little sister is trying to be persuasive & amp ; trade me the ONE sock she's wearing for some candy . she's so freaking hilarious ! #losingit
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I've never been ! Everyone talks about it and I'm just like
The Ohio state , Michigan game & gt ; & gt ; & gt ;
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ watch ya self !
Parked on a haunted bridge while _TWITTER-ENTITY_ and _TWITTER-ENTITY_ take a piss .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ babe I promise I'm not .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ it's okay the secret safe with us and twitter
Oh boy . hahahahahha
I think tonight I finally realized why he's my bestfriend . #dying
I'm so excited for my dad to get his gift ! He's gonna be like a little kid ! ☺️
That wasn't even about you .. but yeah your house to .
This is definitely a baby making song _TWITTER-ENTITY_
How you gonna drop that pass kid ?
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I'll do my best in your honor !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ maybe y'all can get a rematch with Miami in the cleanex bowl or something .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ thanks . The girl got me heated .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ and Ben stiller are the same person
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ ill take a picture for you
Getting advice from Gordy
Lmao _TWITTER-ENTITY_ people thinking I tweeted about them when I can't even see their tweets
Watching Big Daddy & gt ; & gt ; & gt ;
I can't deal with my family for too long so I just quietly sneak up to my room .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ he thinks he's big stuff
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ is your horse gelded ? Like you ? #noballs
The direct tv genie commercials & gt ; & gt ; & gt ;
Sitting in the blind and both me and my dad are on our phones !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ lol yea that night was perf
Omg I can't watch scary movies with _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ #toofunny
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ oh shat yeah that would be bad
They just held up KKK at the game
My parents just bought me another pair of cowgirl boots in Tennessee .. That makes 3 new pairs in the last 2 weeks
The lady at the gas station really had a mullet that was all braided except her bush of bangs on top
excuse me #gottaloveit
\I should have been a prostitute ... because I love hotel lobbies . " "
yelling at me over snapchat to not go to bed haha
If Alex doesn't stop singing blurred lines , I am going to cry
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I think you have been drunk every night since you've been home
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Hahahahahaha \when I say strong I mean strooooong " and I love how the record is 23 points "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ Hohohohold up , I'm not sleeping in the carpet ... My bed is mine !! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Soo I just now realized my underwear are inside out I must've been more tired than I thought #goodlord
Bubble Butts video is so ridiculous
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ You haven't seen that pic before ?
Why the fuck am I still up ? #confused that's right , _TWITTER-ENTITY_ keeps sending me stories
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ it's wrote down ? Take your time
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ heather in general is not helping either
Just got out of your U _TWITTER-ENTITY_
Me and _TWITTER-ENTITY_ are hated by people we don't even know . LOL keep hating . We don't care ✌
Successfully made Mac and Cheese , and I didn't use milk _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_
Why'd the bear cross the road ? So he could do it again . _TWITTER-ENTITY_
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Where do I get one ?! Hahah
Wow we are so healthy _TWITTER-ENTITY_
My dad told my mom how you keep gettin sick and you work at a doctors office that's like working as a mechanic and your car not ruining
Omfg I'm literally squealing & amp ; flailing . This shower makes me so giddy . I'm so weird
Everyone sounds like Jenna marbles on vine hahah
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ omg Aunt Tammy !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ and _TWITTER-ENTITY_ are my heroes
Tommy doesn't know what twerking is like how long have you been in that kitchen for ?
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ awe ! Haha I was precious
Sammy feels bad cause she broke a fence hahahahahahah
Hahaha good morning _TWITTER-ENTITY_ !
\What would you do with all that room ? " " Omg light sabers " " ... that's exactly what I was thinking " "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ just tweeted that I'm dying
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ 8 = = = = ==D
When we all clean off the table for the waitress ... You can tell we all work in restaurants _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ when we said you guys missed some shit we weren't kidding
My 10 year old brother just told me his pants are too right and his \junks " all bunched up "
I don't like sharing my bed ...
If you're talking about him , its to piss me off , because he doesn't have a twitter
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ lol stop the avocado must have been filling
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ wait Jon literally wrote efer to pimpin all over the world if you have a problem with the dress code " . He's crazy "
\Ya I know what you're talking about , I could eat food like all day and then the second I stop eating I'm hungry again . I think it's love ""
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ it really will be
Tetris used to be my shit lol
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ mine usually carries on until Thursday afternoon and then it's weekend time again #slacker
Literally EVERYONE bitched out except for _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ and me . Because we have control lol
Now you're lying and telling my boyfriends cousin I've slept with 4 people ... Yeah ok lol no even close
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ go to bed youngblood you have school in the morning
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you must play it enough for it to piss you off like that .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ me too ! #wehaveaproblem
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ science class
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ no fucking wayy ?!
\BUT WHY DOES IT GET TO BE YOU !? " - _TWITTER-ENTITY_ "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ it takes practice haha !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ if I was a dog that would be me
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I almost wrote cock
I loose things , & amp ; then I blame someone else for loosing it ' turns out It was in m hand or something .
Foster is so bad
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ mines in a month . 16 . ❤
Danielle is funny when she's drunk
Ty took one shot then licked the fridge door like what ?!
my mom just grounded me and hanna cause we were playing pickle in the middle with Vera and wouldn't give her her toy
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ omfg people are stupid but this shit is too funnnyyyy
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ is the first person I ever punched in the face in my life #imsosorry
My license photo cracks me up
Just saw something and this is my reaction \HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA NO ""
I don't know why Alex likes me
why did pujan change his name to chef g and make his avi me
Power went out twice at work and we had to evacuate with all the customers #stormmy
George calls Brooke his ngel " and I get called " downs " by some people . What is my life ? "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ for real though
The fact that Casper peed on my bag of chips is still hilarious !!!!
better hope he isn't cheating on you ..
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Yes Dumbass . That's Why I Tweeted You . ✋
Marcus Johns has probably the funniest vines . #Dying
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ you don't know what's coming for ya .
My dog won't even look at me after I gave her a bath
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ a charger
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ right now .......
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ ill die without my Lora !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I saw you !!
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ we look so cute
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ see ya in history spence
\Yeah I'm almost in a C " "
every time Ryan tells me and _TWITTER-ENTITY_ a story he HAS to stand up ...... #why ? #wedontknow
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I really wonder what low life it is this time
Reminiscing about your junior high & amp ; early high school relationships & gt ; & gt ; & gt ; #hilarious
Jensen said \it means shut the gate " omg I can't "
what the fuck even Stevie got blocked . she doesn't even go here anymore .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ lright everybody take your seatbelts off " _TWITTER-ENTITY_ " Dylan let Jesus take the wheel .. " Hahahahaha _TWITTER-ENTITY_ I'm scared "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ I just died .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahahah I know exactly what you're talking about
\Some if these girls hitting the freshman 15 hard " "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ well .. His sister told me today that he called his mom to stay home because he \puked " "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Go for it
As I'm telling my friend Zach I'm going on a date ... \So where's he from ? " Me : " I don't even know ... " " Well let's ask that first " . "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ this is PERFECT
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ well I wanted a snocone , and then I went back inside and took a nap
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Lyndsey we have money to buy you a ticket it just depends on weather my dads friend goes or not
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahaha memories ✋✋
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ will do !! Just saw this my bad
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ all I saw was , how to never cut yourself shaving & amp ; already loved it
For those who don't know , Kunta-Kinta was a slave in the movie Roots who was beaten because he wouldn't accept the name Toby #pt
sorry for anyone who sees me out today .
The KUC is on fire or something .
I'm dying at what _TWITTER-ENTITY_ just sent me
just saw on ESPN \which of these teams has the toughest game to get their first win ? Giants , Buccaneers , or the Steelers " "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I fell asleep during tests . A lot
I think I just saw _TWITTER-ENTITY_ on tv
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ obviously , because I've never heard a cat sound like that
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ yeah . I chose to sleep instead . I'll be there next week
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ HAHAHAH you giant
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ hubby's going to see the wild side of me he's never seen that and you people are making me bring it out !
Buckwild is my new fav show
On the first day of Christmas , my true love gave to me ..... nothing cause I'm fucking single
#InMiddleSchool I made falcon tv and didn't do anything on it at all except walk around the school
Pineapple Express is so funny . Even if I'm the only one night high .
I'm mean , I mooch , and take all of my boyfriends food . LOLOLOLOLOL . Okay
people on this show be lying like a mf
You are obsessed with Miley Cyrus
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ ohh meg , I just read all of those tweets between you two ! lmao what in the world !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ don't know yet
The first time I've seen my babysitter in 12 years and she is hammered . Too funny
When _TWITTER-ENTITY_ likes my pictures and tweets about me #teamstalker
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahaha Elena would destroy too
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you ain't nice that's for sure ! Just ask Ian ! You cussed him out apparently !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ this kid is already a prodigy
I'm going to get beat up cus of my last tweet
Madison people kill me
Andy's tweets Are crackin me up
If I don't snapchat you back don't take it personal i don't snapchat anyone back
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ are we allowed a cheap feet on this test ? #highass
This guys name on navy is Deadass Wave Ryder
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ better get to work . Might get fired for tweeting and working
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you a joke
Harlem shaking _TWITTER-ENTITY_ ' s car with _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ and Jessica .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ Lmfao no no you can't
Dead lord , the things I talk about with _TWITTER-ENTITY_ #bestfriends
I laugh a little everytime I see the hole in my house #oops
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ lol now hangout with me or die
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ the one when your head was at the rim ? Hahah yeah you got it
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ haha and we rode the long board on your jogging machine and ate shit and it made all of the power go out
Just kidding but I do love that kid
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ no I'm just glad I don't have to hear Brandon talking to me all period
And back to the tree house we go _TWITTER-ENTITY_
The conversation _TWITTER-ENTITY_ and I are having right now & gt ; & gt ; & gt ; & gt ; & gt ; bounced from topic to topic . #hilarious
You a hoe , You a bitch , You think that you cute as shit . #cannotdeal
I hate when people call them gauges . They're #plugs idiot .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ because you did it to me bad picture for a bad picture
Mr. O'brien told _TWITTER-ENTITY_ she was lazy
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ IN LINE .. #OHHHSNAP
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahahah yes ! I'm obsessed and everyone thinks its the weirdest thing ever
Contact with an official
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ yesssss that was purchased by yours truly & amp ; my girl Lucy . His name will forever be taco tony
\he had a mouth like a hipolatomus . " "
Hahahaha midget from pit boss on animal planet just broke into a house haha the other 2 midgets are freaked hahahahhahaha I'm dying
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ oh procrastinatorrrrrr
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ you don't scare me
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ told me her favorite side of me is being slutty because she knows I'm really not but I set guys up to fail and turn them down .
These Snapchat videos between me and _TWITTER-ENTITY_ right now & gt ; & gt ; & gt ; & gt ; & gt ;
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ OMG hahahah I remember that #CantHelpIt #LY
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ it IS 90 degrees ? wtf you talking about Taylor . Damn get you're weather right✋
the only thing ya dick touches is ya hand & amp ; some lotion
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ do you just have stupid jokes ready at all times
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ probs thinks I'm bipolar considering the littlest things piss me off
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahahah we went in a HUGE circle .
I wake up take an east final and then cook a delicious dish while your in class hating life . Lol
I honestly think you don't want me to be your friend ..
My snapchat family loves me
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ they come back for more
Sydney's neighbor just came to the door to buy weed the one we heard having sex hahahaahhah .
Bad memories for me and her
Love me like Gatsby loves Daisy so I know it's real
Me and my people's make a great team
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I thought you died .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ why can't I retweet you
No Strings Attached is seriously one of my favorite movies .
I think _TWITTER-ENTITY_ thinks I'm talking out of my ass or something
bet every guy would be faithful if God took an inch off his dick every time he cheated
\ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ : Damn it Dale , no ! ""
My snapchats just keep getting uglier and uglier the later its getting
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I got you and I was steady texting you when I gave a damn but that ship has sailed . You can go be happy , leave me drama free
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ I know I'm surprised she let us sit by eachother ... cause Malaina everytime we sat by eachother you got moved
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahahahahaha honestly , she could be
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I know you mean me . just kidding . We all know Kristen is your favorite
Fucking _TWITTER-ENTITY_ put a ham I the oven with the wrapper still on it .
Rayah literally just said \lets go upstairs and twerk . " "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I wanna know too .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I bet , you got some height on it ! #yourfeetwereoveryourhead
Bullet & amp ; Grill _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ one weekend , me you and _TWITTER-ENTITY_ need to go stalk people . We are fucking spies
#InMiddleSchool MySpace was the shit
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ we'll I might die here soon if I don't get un sick
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ they're cheap on amazon just order like 10 !
Omg _TWITTER-ENTITY_ that old man that asked for my number just came up to me and said \let's drink a beer " "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ we can't be in public together !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ has the best autocorrects I have ever seen
I got an advent calendar today so I guess I have to eat 15 pieces of chocolate to get up to date
What a small world that _TWITTER-ENTITY_ is on the same plane as me
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you did ... Haha I just changed your tweet
That was just the most slutty shit I read on twitter all night
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ don't talk about it !
Disregard my ratchet snapchats tonight
Everybody and they team wants to come out stuntin tonight though .
Romo is so bad #GBvsDAL
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you didn't either ?!
\Frank Rusuckmydick " _TWITTER-ENTITY_ "
Nahhhhh yellow is not my color
so this guy got mad at _TWITTER-ENTITY_ for talking to his girl , called him a fag , and then his girl dumped him #FTW
\Here's my puppy brother . " "
I wonder if _TWITTER-ENTITY_ finished her yard work
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ & amp ; I Are Siblings !!! I'm the oldest tho
I can't stop laughing and I have no clue why
I married you with a ring pop back in like 10th grade . I'm glad I been seeing you lately ! I missed you
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahahahha me when I see couples in school
Round 2 tonight ?? no
Lol my dad texting me quotes from pitch perfect
Only I would fall asleep while waitin on the doctor this morning in the doctors office . Awkward having him come in the room and wake me up
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I miss you too ! Pool day when I get home from Europe ! And we can get Zaxbys milkshakes .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ HAHAHAHHAHA oh my god I just died
I'm the biggest creep around ...
I told you you didn't like me . HA .
Cookies for breakfast , I love the holidays ... not that I wouldn't eat cookies for breakfast , I just have a good excuse now ! #TimetoShop
My mom programmed Siri to call her bitch .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ who booty who booty who booty is it
JR you kill me
“ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ : _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ I feel ya . im crazy about my hair too . #longhairIDOCARE ” WEDOCARE
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ profile pic
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ good jokee
My human sexuality prof pulled out two penis models , one white and one black , and said \we don't discriminate here . " "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I hate you lmao
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ the last pic is _TWITTER-ENTITY_ mom
Jealous bitches ...
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ unless you dyed your skin James ... That's not your eye
I was mainly making fun of rod
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ OK wow you're the best I'm too excited ☺ can't wait
Fo ' hunnnna girl I love you and your hair is perf just like you we need to talk more because we haven't
It would suck to sit in line all night and you don't get to see Willie cause they are only taking the first 600 people !!!
New favorite twitter ❤ _TWITTER-ENTITY_
If Mrs. Taylor says \I'm so thirsty " one more time ..... "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahahaha sorry !
Your a slut so shut up
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ HAHAHAHHAHAHAA I AM DYING HAHAHA
- your emojis fit your description well
I wish I had a cool Twitter name . All I got is Marlee . I am not very creative .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ on what ? If she's got an ass flatter than a pancake or if she's got a biggin '
Just washed Jenna's hair & amp ; successfully flooded the bathroom
I wake up , come downstairs and find my brother sittin on the couch admiring my new drose's _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ haha you're probably like I am-no matter how many times I've seen these movies I always end up watching them when they are on tv
fighting with hunters mom rn while he's asleep
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ ya but I waz laughing 2 hard so I couldn't screen shot it
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ except sonic .. I luvvvv sonic
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ watched my family do damage at under armour & amp ; to our bank accounts
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ just kidding
I legit just died
Katelyn and always think alike
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ ten ten ten twenties on yo titties bitch
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ sorry .. this is hilarious ... I love you lyssa
I remember when Geordan exploded
Really now ?
Tierney just told me that i look older and my face aged a year .. I hate youuu
OMG . Why am I listening to atreyu ?
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ ohhhh I do know who your talking about but I call her by her current Facebook name
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ & gt ; & gt ; #myidol #sofunny
Hot macaroni !!!!!!!! ❤️
My mom just called me a pussy .... For not talking to the cute lifeguard
Good try Gators #FSUvsUF #Noles
what Haleigh just sent me & gt ; & gt ;
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ why don't I have this yet that's so cute I'm getting one
\It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes " "
Every snapchat story I open : snow .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ yes . Chani and Brick
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ yes !
Our jerseys so ugly
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ my dad is watching channel 74 while I was listening to your music ... I made him change the channel !
Reminiscing on my pep club president days _TWITTER-ENTITY_
I don't care what anyone says but _TWITTER-ENTITY_ is fucking hilarious
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ yes which is why we need to do it today
Perry was freaking out earlier because some one texted him saying 9 ? You on top ? " "
I just heard my dad eat massive shit up the stairs
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ who is it lol
99% on my English project so glad I have the same English teacher next semester
he's not normal cause he's shit-faced
Zane's tweets tonight !
Idc I used to love sweating when I play ball I still do
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I thought about deep sea fishing later . You wanna come ?
I don't have any friends so I like to pretend the Russian president is my friend
That just made my day❤️❤️
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ ARE YOU ON A ROADTRIP ?
Me Kassi & amp ; Nora have the best conversations
I have the best kids ever in my classes
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ cheese balls
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ OMG . That's so weird I couldn't find Louis today either and then I moved my fridge and there he was
It makes me laugh when whores sit there and whine about not having a cute relationship
We was in this thing kinda like at the McDonald's playhouse thing but it was way bigger
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hey did lj show you that pic of me texting the wrong person
And she told me I could go sleep at her house with a free invitation to her husband . I am DYING
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ thats so messed up
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ stop . I like the way I am .
“ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ : I'm not a very strong person when it comes to emotions .. ”communications will change that
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ im dying
Annnnndd you can trace the questions by hacking the cite .... Oh basic bitches
Got an 88% on the English . Good for not reading
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ sowwy bb
trying to figure out what private school has the best looking guys was the biggest challenge earlier w Jess & amp ; t
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahahahahaha , I'm sorry , I've heard that song 100+ times , so I had to .
Iv official decided I'm the sweetest person in the world _TWITTER-ENTITY_ can vouch for me
\We don't need gluten ! " So _TWITTER-ENTITY_ throws it out the window "
So many tweets favorited
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ lol thanks but I think that's a chicken leg !
There are so many pretty boy black guys here , it's cracking me up
already got _TWITTER-ENTITY_ in my bed and she tried telling me too lose my number .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ #baddass
Hancock cheerleaders are dumb ...
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ and the real truth comes out #twerp it's be like when I used to say I was in the elevator at school , I was still putting on pants
Emoji Is Always Good If You Wana End A Conversation ...
If you had to eat out Justin Bieber's asshole to meet him , would you ?
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I am weird so whatevaaa
The day my parents finally decided to expand the driveway instead of continuing to park in the grass is finally here
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Heyyy bro
The video _TWITTER-ENTITY_ was seriously so cute & amp ; hilarious !! I've watched it like five times already !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you're watching NCIS too ?
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Oh our relationship
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Kov says it's good cause well be in high school longer lol idrc I'm taking ap next year
Actually , girls that act like whores are whores . You could be a ugly sack of shit and still be a whore if ya act like . That's retrospect .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ that literally just made my night
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahaha for once I'm actually serious compared to the last couple shitty ass days
Forever breaking promises
Haha I knew James would favor that
“ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ : - YOU ARE A WHOLE MESS lol but I have your back whenever u need me”am I that bad ? lol but same to you kels
At least we'll be able to murder qb's
Half my pictures are _TWITTER-ENTITY_ selfies
Only water I'll probably enjoy is the one that's met Molly
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ lololololol
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ the one you took today ! And then you were like you're welcome !
he just don't want me happy for anything .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ text me I miss you
This guy is such a bad drafter . My dudes got like 9 players on bye this week
gold fish always remind me of resurrection when I dropped them in everyone's toilet .
Texting my mom & gt ; & gt ;
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ I hate you
Told mr wright that I'm glad there's only 2 more weeks left in chem and he said I can't wait either .. He hates my class
Wow . That was the nerdiest thing I've ever heard .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ has a nice set of antlers on his head . From Colin
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ lmao !!! Dude whenever , Coach J and btw how was my pop time ?!
Haha Adriana always has to tell her Aunt the speed limit cause she always drives slow
Today , Jordon told me what he said about my situation and all he said was .. \on a Wednesday , seriously ?! " And went back to bed ! "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ You have a bad side ? #flattery
The way my uncle and I communicate is by sending each other lives on candy crush
If her body count up , don't go down
I have so much to say about this fight on my TL right now but I'm just gonna keep my mouth shut .
haha I got Connor's mom !!!
lol at last night ...
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Wait , did I see you today ??? Haha
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ perfectly okay , I love every single one
Talking about what pizza to get is too funny . The rationale behind the suggestions tho
3 - girl I've know you since elementary lol and you always be having me weak
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ okay but you will still see the same people
LOL worst sister award goes to me !
it's fantastic five brezzy . but s/o to bri for being so perfect and were both dumb in math . lol . love you _TWITTER-ENTITY_
Why does Josh always call me a bully ?
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I love Starbucks ! So shhh
A full plate of fries , 8 squares of pizza , a salad , Pepsi , and 2 bowels of ice cream !
When Justin comes to my house , and acts so hyper . Doing the airplane in my hard runs up to me and makes my day so much more better .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ haha gimme a sec .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ the things you find when you clean that thing .
Sending snap chats of us speaking Gibberish
Don't lie Anthony ... You can tell us
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I have a good one of you from OCMD in the bathroom
\She gave me her cowboy hat to wear but I didn't have anything to go with it , so I went as a prostitute . " - resident "
The movie the heat > & gt ; & gt ; & gt ; & gt ; & gt ; & gt ; & gt ;
Omg I crack myself up
I always get excited when I get a textbook for school for some reason .
That market smells so bad
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I think you could too ! but it would be close and I could beat you in anything other
So I assume the Steelers game is on now because my dads yelling at the tv ...
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ all the qbs and rbs aren't
To battle of the year be rippin off top gun blindfolds
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Really ? Ya just had to do it ..
Dude walking thru grand centralDad- How lil is that boy walking !!!? Me- Uhhh dad , that's a midget . Dad- Oh shit I feel bad now
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ HAHAHAHA STOP LYING MATTISON
I got ya better than your face
I love how Hollie and Madison come over , eat and then fall asleep in my room
What did the cantelope say to the watermelon when the watermelon asked the cantelope to marry him ? \I'm sorry but I can't elope . ""
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ i can tell
I had the best time tonight .
I hate Perrin
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you right
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Seriously dying #familybonding4u
Cleaning my house when I'm home alone .
Lmao story of my fucking life
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ did he cut again
I swear the only thing _TWITTER-ENTITY_ & amp ; _TWITTER-ENTITY_ tweet about is food
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ it's hunter Hayes new song
Convinced Logan & amp ; Chase I was adopted
My cousin just about died because I knew what Gary's Mod is #MindBlown
Just got asked out by a twelve year old who told me that age doesn't matter to him ... THE THIRST IS REAL .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I suck at Facebook , so it's all goooood !
What did I just watch
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I know I become a different person when I'm hungry
So excited for this cotillion dinner
She has that serious-joke swag . ✌
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ this made me
Then Even Stevens movie is on Disney Channel right now & gt ; & gt ; & gt ;
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ And I'm Dr. Wankenstein ?
He verified her ass on twitter tho !
Just passed a guy with a crop top on , wut
OoOoOoOoO Friday the 13th
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ omg stop
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ that's a fact ! Tomorrow I'm just gonna be dead
I'm not like the sluts in this town ; They make me blehh in my mouth
Are you even a human being .. AHHAHAHAHAHAHA
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Private Potty says thank you hooha
me : blaring music and singing to the top of my lungs _TWITTER-ENTITY_ : gives me the death glare . me : oh I forgot you weren't a morning person
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Still laughing my ass off
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ Ya right Freddie ! You and Relashen had a hard time
don't lie to yourself . You never cared about me or our relationship .
Oh my god , the campus wide hangover today is the funniest shit ever . Everyone is throwing up in their office and dying . #hotellife #AA
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ ready for foods it's gunna be so hard
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ awe grab a stepping stole and get in my level ❤️❤️
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I'm gonna pee stop
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ it came on simple plan pandora
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ YEA YOU DO !!!!!! So deal with it
Miller just hit that three without his left shoe
They just said inebriated on Greys Anatomy man , I miss Kutztown
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ lol what's that make you
So Eric was eating goldfish for dinner and I offered for him to eat dinner at my house and then I got grounded for it I don't get life
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you know how I do
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I'm fucking crying I literally was gonna tweet this
My brothers crying bc the wii remote died
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I don't .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you okay ?
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ why do you screenshot my snaps ??
Freshman .... Get em while they're skinny
okay , I get it . I'm out of shape
The hangover & gt ; & gt ;
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Hahahaha his hand scared me
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ you could always come down ..
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hope that fat guys isn't there
Vines are the best !
My new avi though
LMAO waiting for my Poppop to get out of work with _TWITTER-ENTITY_ and some old guy pulls up on his motor cycle listening to We Can't Stop
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ me and him just made history I'm dead
Wow i just cried lol like so many things just made me happy what the efffff imma loser .
Also , _TWITTER-ENTITY_ talked so much shit to me last night about beating my time in the race today and his ass didn't even get out of bed #soft
Just blasted S.C.O.S.A. in the MacStore
Why talk shit on my boyfriend ?
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ that's funny as shit though and random
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ yeah ! It's really awk tho bc I don't miss him at all
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ I'm hunting wabbits ! And I got you in my cross hairs
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ cause I am . And you're my 50th ! Lmao no prizes though
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you know you can go to the schools where they're training ppl to learn stuff & amp ; get tattoos removed for 50$
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ better then Durant and yes he is better then Kobe
Haha I got some random guys \my story " last night on snap and it was his dick poor guy sent it to everyone LOL "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahaha I caught your joke there .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hey rolando go read my other tweet I never asked anyone who masturbates hahaha
\I'm a whore fucker " LMFAO "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ stay hawt Sam you'll be just fine
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ shut up
Zoomie zoomie in the bar
In the words of _TWITTER-ENTITY_ here slot machines everywhere " #vegas "
Rob Dyrdek & gt ; & gt ;
lifting today makes me realize how weak I really am
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ we will take that \L " I mean it's only 2 losses we still at the top "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ snapchats #presh
Oh my gosh your twitter picture _TWITTER-ENTITY_
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ kidding I luhhhhh you
Girl told us to chug our beers with her . We did , then immediately after she puked into her cup .. then peed her pants . PEOPLE DON'T FORGET !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ haha yeah I want to see it !
To think I hated you for awhile over something stupid . What was I thinking ? Lol . _TWITTER-ENTITY_
Super fun night is hilarious ! Rebel Wilson is the best .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ yes !!! yesterday's paper
Dillon why u smell like cocoa butter ?
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ why ?
I'm sorry , but if you take it up the ass , you have issues .
lol just realized you can see who views your snapchat stories
OMG NO WAY . Why are they here
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ idk lol
I'm 18 years old an still I lie to my mom about what I do who I'm with and what I spend my money on
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ but we only had sheep and goats in my village not very many woman so this is awkward jk
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I heard you broke someone's neck Friday
I was so hungry in my sleep that I had a dream I walked around town with a sign that says \will twerk for food " K I'm dying "
Dee just told my dad that she saw the planet mars
Haha this bitch is so crazy #goodluck
My mom is such a dork
That snapchat could ruin my life
#LastSummer we finally got Kal plastered at the beach
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ we're always confused ......
Good lord if my room was freaking the freak out I'd leave and go sleep in the backyard
My dad's mad that I got $14 socks
Sydney's upstairs sleeping in my bed and were all downstairs
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I remember self tanner hahahaha #loveyou
Me and jimbo really bonded over cedar point we just say on benches with our fake Raybands and looked for the hottest blondes
My little brother believed me when I old him that the geo metro and the Prius were the fastest exotic cars in the world ! Priceless
idek i gave up on looking good i have nobody to impress at consentino
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ didn't Tyler tweet something about getting his tongue pierced earlier
Pretty sure coach freeman hated me and Marissa though
What Katie just called me to tell me _TWITTER-ENTITY_
squint eyed gorilla , telling lies on me . #OhYouStopIt #KeepDreaming
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I have the same one
this car ride tho
BAHAHA they are talking about larping on Supernatural
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ the struggle .. I heard you and zach got into a little fight
Shoutout to the XC boys who did the Harlem Shake at the stop light when they heard my music blaring .
My parents are gonna kill me tomorrow
Richard Jefferson is so old man
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Im always up for a good laugh and you got me on this one Haha
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ bahaha so true !
The first thing this baby is gonna see is his moms pink hair
My mom just looked at Archie and said can you untangle Charlie his leash is tangled up _TWITTER-ENTITY_
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ that is seriously so freaking funny
Does anyone else make the face of the emoji they put or is it just me ?
So maybe I don't remember everything from that night ... Oops !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ told me not to flash her mom tonight cause her mom would think I was a boy .. I have to get a #boobjob
tomorrow I'm walking to Julie's
I wanna be a cop
Will you ? I'm waiting .
Hate when I wake up from a nap confused af
My brother said he's going to be a lonely cat man when he's older
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ pretty sure I spotlighted you earlier
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ is killin it on the movie tweets
#wealmostdatedbut i was too hot for him
“ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ : I'd do anything to see your face just one last time” You could just text me
Dang girl you put on some weight
I seriously just laughed out loud reading your tweet
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Jill ! Stop joining everyone .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you forgot to tag Tanner with you !!!
Fun with dick and jane
This child is slumping somebody in the hallway
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ : I don't know how many I'm at , but I know I only need twelve and a half more .
Your contact name on my phone is \Fuck Face ""
skylars a little wuss
Dad : what do you want for the tailgate , fruity cocktails , or beer ? Me : ..... Dad : you're my kid you drink beer no pussy shit
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ cut a guy off , stole his parking spot , then stalled out
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ welcome to college lol
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ well I must be bipolar idk lol
You shouldn't tweet every little detail about your life .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ lmfao dude were watching the spoderman videos tomorrow lmao they made us cry
I'm southern & amp ; I have a slight lisp . Talking a lot just isn't my thing .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hellll yeah lOKiiTA SUR13 oh gosh ..
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ dude me too but there's nothing that can be done that pic beat me down
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ oh well I didn't plan on being cool with you I was that pissed soooooooo but I got over it lol
well i did not plan this
Born , but she's been born for 3 days now and where are they ? ✌
Why to not make out in a car ? Back cramp ! #FamilyFeud
Classy makeout and boob grab on the kiss cam
\What's that ? " " Growing up that's what we call leverage in the country " "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I am dying laughing right now ! #Btw ✌️
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ it's past yours
Heidi put the taquitos in a plastic bag in the microwave
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahahah I heard you had a stellar goal and you kept a straight face the whole time #noemotion
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ we were talking about old times down at the white house were crying at the stuff we did because were laughing so hard
Adding \city " the end of a sentence was the story of everyone's life last night . "
\ put on pandora and hope the Miley Cyrus song comes on " - Megan _TWITTER-ENTITY_ "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I'm sorry but I can't help but look at this it's the funniest thing I've ever seen _TWITTER-ENTITY_
Sam had a wet dream last night
Seriously ... Stop sticking your boobs out in your pictures . It's disgusting _TWITTER-ENTITY_
Probably are , we all know how you are .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ it's so true
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ every time I see a tweet from you I die
I still haven't opened Lexis text from Friday .
Guys code is the funniest show ever because it's so true !!!
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ ur welcome what u going to do ?
Lawlz bawlz kiana is crying because she just lost to connor is ruzzle first loss ever . she doesn't know it's just a game
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahaha okay good ! I was gonna be insulted !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hope you showed your dad !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahah Gym was too fun today !
Our snapchats tho _TWITTER-ENTITY_
Maybe I'll just annoy the fuck out of my parents
Sharkeisha is crazy ...
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you forgot to count to 4 !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ shared custody
So much for our 20 minute front yard football team LOLOL _TWITTER-ENTITY_
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ lol my face .
Mike Nunn sends dick pics to girls . Hit him up . He also gives the stuff he gave his ex to the next girl What a keeper
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I don't even think you know what your talking about .. And it wasn't funny ..
I'm scared of my own driving sometimes
The patriots suck _TWITTER-ENTITY_
so jake is in my friend requests on Facebook lol loser
And I've yet to leave my house .. So I'm feeling pretty good
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I loveeee this
Oh nevermind .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ that's the hoe from the movie !
Morgan is talking in her sleep and it the funniest thing ever
It's a Friday night and I've been doing homework Nerdy girls win guys nerdy girls win
This girl is wearing an Acacia tank made to look like a Coke bottle . Like coke , as in caine . I'm dying
I feel bad for the hockey team the puck sluts are literally making shit balls in our kitchen right now
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Noo shittt But face it your bruins gonna lose #bescared
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ please tell me Señora didn't actually text off of your phone !
My dancing is a joke .
\Omg I would be a potato !!..... wait ... that's not right .. " "
Lolololol so skep
Troy said on his go pro all you can hear is me saying \oh yeah yeah ohhhh yes ohhhh yeaaaahh " _TWITTER-ENTITY_ "
My night is ruined . My weekend is ruined . Whatever , I have my cat .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you bet your sweet ass ! it's time for captain to speak again ⚓
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I am
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ it is tho ! Lol
Stole moms charger . Shes boutta be pissed when she wakes up with a dead phone .
LMAO at wyoming easts new cheerleading team !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ your on TV with the Yale band ....
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ a could winter ?
Oomf is ALWAYS getting new pets . My mom tries to kill ours by leaving poinsettias out where they can be eaten at Christmas .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ you know he spit on a fan
Every time I watch the video of when I scream because the kittens hiss I laugh ...
Mom : Logan where's your anus ? Logan : I don't have one ?
Okay . Let me rephrase this . _TWITTER-ENTITY_ tweets keep me updated on the game . I ain't even gotta watch it .
“singing in the shower is all fun and games until you get shampoo in your mouththen it just becomes a soap opera” _TWITTER-ENTITY_
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ no off season for 1⃣
I've had acrylics since like August last last
I'm waiting in _TWITTER-ENTITY_ car while she tans and I just saw two guys walk into bronze planet together and they were already kinda burnt
Everyone obviously loves the month of October so much because it was the month I was born .
I mean that's cute that your friend has to fight your battles
Me & amp ; Ry are always on the same page
Tonight I am a medical lab technician in the national guard . I run blood labs and blood tests
carowiggly was out in full force last night _TWITTER-ENTITY_
Me and _TWITTER-ENTITY_ quoted it the other day \cricky get the bags ! ""
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ go clean your bathrooms
My mom thinks we are gonna make a gingerbread house while football is on . HA , uhm no ..
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ your sneeze
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ OMG Chase ily
Deandre seriously be doing the most
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ HAHSHAHHA IS SHE WEARING PANTS ?!
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ come on now
I sent Katie about like 50 text messages last night for her to answer this morning
I tell him everything & amp ; can talk to him about anything .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ this is too good we thought we could get away with it
My coaches ' tweets are too funny
NOBODY CARES .
My wrist is all scarred up and shit from an accident when I was younger and I can see everything move and shit it's so weird
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ get out of here lmao
That's funny .
\What a faggot from ginger fucking hell " Hahahaha I love you so much _TWITTER-ENTITY_ "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ us either
My diva muffin is backkkk !! Hahahaha _TWITTER-ENTITY_
At the Coors plant in Denver n one of the trivia questions was were do we get our color changing labels .. La Crosse WI
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ she's so funny hahaha
Just wrote my best friends candy cane grams , I love life
Titans suck oh my hell safety on the kickoff
It never gets old talking to her ..
I look so ratchet I need like 3 Instagram filters
you should feel pretty stupid considering I wasn't even typing tht go ahead and try to subtweet abt me tho
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ and sorry babe
It'll be SO funny if it doesn't even snow
If rather be at the akf graduation right now ☝✌
Corbin no just no
Pretty sure I never knew there was a pizza ranch in George .. I only go straight through the town
props to cam heckaman for finally squaring up !! sorry I had to beat u up in 10secs
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ okay brooke
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ IM CRCKING UP OH GOD
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ it took like 7 times tbh
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ bahaha u know
Lol _TWITTER-ENTITY_ subtweets
Really ....? _TWITTER-ENTITY_
Everyone in Goodyear is looking at me like I'm an idiot for eating Wendy's ... like can you not it's just a baked potato
Just looked through my moms old sorority photos only hope I can live up to her name #TSM
Bought my sister a Christmas gift , I contacted the seller and it's shipping from Hong Kong looks like she ain't getting it !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Hahahaha I should have ! Sent him on quite the hike
Hahaha you're so two faced its unreal
Choosing to believe that going to the movies alone will make me look incredibly independent and not like a total loser
“ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ : I never know what to expect when I get a snapchat from you . ”epic greatness .
If you want my d sooooo bad , don't try force to get it
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ is all of them am appropriate answer ?
Don't steal . The government hates competition . #bumpersticks
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ is one of my favorites now .
Thought that was anther sex scene for a second there
I heard she was a lesbian
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I saw that shit out my window
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ jimmy Fallon is singing with Sesame Street in the thanksgiving parade
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ ohhhh yes i do ahaha he tried sellin them at our garage sale this year
I swear we are nuts .. _TWITTER-ENTITY_
not really though because we don't have any friends
The nationwide commercial with the big babies love it
If anyone wants to come detail my car I'll pay you in alcohol .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ wow like a month later lol
Hmm thinkin bout doin a wcw .. Haven't done one of those since July anyonee ??
Laughing so hard
Timon and Pumba crack me up hahah
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ sometimes Malkin ! bet they couldn't name anyone else in the entire league besides like 4 players from the pens
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ lol everyone say bye to hayley
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Is this shocking or ...?
The fact that there's more than 5 cars at dean just to watch the shitty fountains #oldpeople
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ but I do
then I'm gonna watch _TWITTER-ENTITY_ 8th grade dance dvd
Wake up green day September ended Your welcome
why am I high right now
I want Starbucks again #addiction
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ go to hell . My bed is flawless .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ rn & gt ; & gt ;
Our conversations ... Dear god _TWITTER-ENTITY_
I said Bobby today at lunch and Chelsea looked
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I cannot deal with them
Well , I'm absolutely screwed ..
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ haha I would have died if you did
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ ehhh ill leave that job to you eb .. I mean I know you are a pro it #hoeeeeeeeeeeeee
How to Lose a Guy in 10 Days never gets old
Lol at Ray Lewis and the owners little moment there .
Hey guys I'm almost home ! Not like anyone noticed I was gone ... My life right now is a joke .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahahaha awhhhh but ew
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ who cares about theatre or chorus
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I just copied your last tweet .. Lol but my own little version
Sometimes I think about doing crystal meth and then I think Eh better not #fatamy
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ lmao exActly .... just like jake Owen said I can't be alone with youuuuuuu hahahah
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ either way you just did
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ that's why it's so funny and I just made brownies in it
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ holy cow , like allllll the time !
I have the weirdest dreams
my last few retweets are so funny
Hope you get home before it gets dark _TWITTER-ENTITY_
What feeling ?
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I have some food to defrost , should I just leave it in my car for a few hours ?? _TWITTER-ENTITY_
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ oh god
I care . ❤️
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ That's how they looked compared to this all of a sudden \hick " town "
These older guys are asking eachother what ratchet means
Driving round 2
The fact that _TWITTER-ENTITY_ thinks she can't fuck me up
Gonna be a longggggggggg day . ✌
At the end of the day your still the broke kid in the school that all the teachers feel bad for
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ i left though haha . So its on the wooden post in the parking lot
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ no babe hahaha
Someone's playing the penis game in Mall of America #morethanacceptable
camping out in front of Boone Pickens this week . Pray I survive this cold weather coming in
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I'm sorry I just can't help it
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ lol well this is just an awkward situation then
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I like your AVI
\If he has sex with her ... Whoops ! Bang herpes ! " _TWITTER-ENTITY_ "
Hahaha _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ remember us all piled in _TWITTER-ENTITY_ car at Taco Bell
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ show off what you got bro ohhhh yeahhhh you don't have lollolololol sit
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ haha I can be the 5th wheel and ride with creepy old guys lmao .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Hahahaha and if u put one up of me , you'll really hate me #shittymane
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ oh can I ?
Rogers reading me a list of every movie Sylvester Stallone has ever been in like I care
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ your twitter profile .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ weird !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ haha !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ my mom said to slow down and not pass her that fast ever again
The funny thing is that I really don't know basketball
He even winked hahahah
$6 in my checking account
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ good thing I'm 18
\ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ : Whoever is closest to me on New Years is getting kissed " I'm gonna do this . "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ oh he is
SHELAINE ! YOU DON'T KNOW ME . YOU DON'T KNOW MY LIFE .
Lol I love _TWITTER-ENTITY_ , he never fails to crack me up .
My brother is meh gone and I don't know what to do to help him
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ is scared of sloths !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ avi pic literally describes the guys friendship .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Hahahaha oh Justin , I miss you so much !
lol wish I woulda known you were with someone like wtf .... mind blown
Thank you for being a huge waste of my time
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ when you find out let me know , so maybe we can figure out what's wrong with me
Need underground tunnels on days like today . Get with it #siue
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ cause you're dumbb !!! send me a picture of themm !!
\Wtf is a new Bugatti ? " My grandma is so dumb . "
That moment when you feel more mature than someone 5 years older than you .
How many girls does it take to blow up pool floats with an air compressor ...? #sodifficult #morethan3 _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_
The car behind me has two old ladies looking angry and clearly talking shit . _TWITTER-ENTITY_ it's us in 60 yrs
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ always gets the last word
Watching girl code with him
Were The Millers was absolutely HYSTERICAL
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ and told me I was pretty .... And I wasn't wearing makeup
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ neither do I I just saw joes tweet .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I didn't want to invite myself , I was hoping you'd catch the hint
i cannot with anyone tonight !
WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU ?! _TWITTER-ENTITY_
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I'm glad I'm not the only one who still sleeps with a night light
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ You should let me drive Yolanda the Honda sometime
Do you buy your pants on sale cuz at my house they would be 100% off
The guy at the shell station always try's to get my zip code right and he's wrong every time . Not doing too good for yourself bud
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ omg .... old
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ ' s snapchats
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ that's brutal
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ yeah one told me his exams were just as hard as mine . Nope .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ \if you're talking about illegal drugs you're overpaying ! " #MomOfTheYear "
Erin did not just text coach back in the group message
\Am I really supposed to run around just knowing this stuff ? " -me " Yeah you literally have to run " - _TWITTER-ENTITY_ #DYING "
Whenever see Joe Biden on TV I think of Mr. Herr and how much he hates him
Lol forever at the moment of pure panic _TWITTER-ENTITY_ and I just had
Horhey is a great packer !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ I don't want to hear it you get pissed over the studio eat things you don't know how to have fun
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ lol I'm one unhappy bitch tonight and twitters hearing about it
Anything JJ tweets I swear
My boyfriend is like a car payment I swear
How's your tattoo feeling _TWITTER-ENTITY_
When I was 7 & amp ; broke my arm , I asked the doctor if I was still going to be able to golf . That's all I was concerned about
This show is already hilarious
One time _TWITTER-ENTITY_ fat ass put soap & amp ; water on a table & amp ; slid across it & amp ; broke it . Hahahhahahah .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ it's okay - I have it screen shotted #suckstosuck
HOLY SHIT THAT GUY JUST GOT HIS ANKLES BROKEN !!
I just wanna cuddle I'm in so much pain
This conversation I'm having with My boyfriend right now & gt ; & gt ; & gt ; & gt ;
I judge people when they like their own Instagram pictures
“ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ : you hate me ? awww how cute”
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ bahahahaha ! #dead
my friends are too funny omfg
I have bruise on my arm from when chris punched me , and it's so sore
Soo who's going to haunted houses with me this year !? Even though I get scared super easy
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ lol yesterday you kept glaring at him . Then when he was like you change your mood fast thats funny hahahah .
\Am I basi- " " yes " _TWITTER-ENTITY_ "
Maybe because we have no school .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I HAVEN'T SEEN SOMEONE SAY L8TER H8TER IN YEARS ! #ohmygod #what
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ omg I can't take you seriously
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ it blows my mind how stupid you can be sometimes Kadey #butistillloveya
“ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ : At johns open house I was kissing all over Taylor's face & amp ; shit ... ” you kissed my neck and asked Blake why I'm so hott
Beans from Evan Stevens then and now picture is actually priceless _TWITTER-ENTITY_
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ there's a lot of people that would actually come like forreal .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ lol I have no clue what the answer is !
\We're watching The Purge at Jordan's right now . It's all about people throwing up everywhere " _TWITTER-ENTITY_ "
Dat hair blowin in the wiiiiind #dying
Mom watched our barn cameras & amp ; found : people making out , a guy trying to fuck a chicken , a bitch falling , & amp ; a girl riding horses .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I meant to say \She indirected you about the tims ""
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ snapchats are so funny
\This looks like where they bring slaves " _TWITTER-ENTITY_ "
I'm literally the female version of _TWITTER-ENTITY_
Talking about how you're a 10 and not understanding how you think I'm not attracted to you . #GreatTalk
Dude put people on blast today in poetry class . Especially _TWITTER-ENTITY_
\They don't sell miniature condoms , so why do they sell miniature bags of popcorn ?! " - _TWITTER-ENTITY_ "
Tattoos are probably the most addicting things I've ever come in contact with . Well , tats and bow ties
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ lol it's nothing I can't even remember ...
The only reason I was talking to Sara last year was because Whitney's wife has the same name I thought it was fate
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Oh yeah definitely
I'm lovin jake tonight
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahaha yes no snicker doodles the night before a long drive back to missoula
Peyton and I fell into a gutter last night while she was giving me a piggy back ride
Blake's the cat whisperer
I think I'm just gonna go trial every local crossfit gym while I'm on break
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ not liking DBZ has nothing to do with imagination that show is booty
These vines are killing me
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ when you read your mean tweet laughed soooo hard !
Whenever I smoke outside my dad always slams the window shut
Idk every time the Febreeze commercial comes on where the lady brings her mattress to the laundry mat I die laughing
Some guy about 60 maybe just slide tackled some guy ... I didn't know if he was gunna get up . I thought he might have broken his hip .
lol , Get over yourself !
Lol you ain't even doing whatchu say . I just talked to someone who just left you Man people tryna make me feel bad just pisses me off more
My snapchats are so ugly tonight But I don't even care
This is the end is probably one of the funniest movies I've seen in a while
“ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ : _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ I'll tell you what your going to do . Your going to leave her alone . ” You definitely don't know me .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you already know
My brothers Christmas tree is still up in his room #happyFebruary
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I'm about to get a concussion next
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ i knew you would post this
I wish I could be like dory so I have an excuse to forget things
My daddy's commentary on the CMAs is killing me tonight !!
I can't believe I just said that . LMFAO
Patrick just said , \I'm freaking out " I'm dying "
It seems everytime I'm at _TWITTER-ENTITY_ house all we eat are pizza rolls and Doritos and drink Dr. Pepper lol
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ fuck off Sarah !
The kids from _TWITTER-ENTITY_ sadly dress better than I so
#LT I find that hilarious for some reason .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahaha oh my god .....
Some one is at my house with my brother but I'm not sure who it is I'm too lazy to check though
Okay some of these commercials are too much hahaha
Isaac just plan out sucks .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I totally read that as alex drive 30 minutes asleep with me lol
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ now I feel stupid .... Guess I should re read my tweets before I post them
Mom their is other people who live in the neighborhood too . _TWITTER-ENTITY_
There is such thing as dinosaur erotica
HSM3 graduation makes bhs graduation look like a funeral
Love when people take my tweets as a sub towards them
I have one alarm set for 7:30 and one for 8:30 if I don't wake up early after one alarm , there's probably no hope
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ except u tho ! why u creeping on my tweets !?
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ is cracking me up right now
Lol I can't wait to disturb this whole theatre with my obnoxious laugh
ive only heard my Dad cuss a few times in his life , but the last few days with him around his buddies .... he sounds like me when he talks
Hhahahahaha one of the people that favorite my tweet > & gt ; & gt ; & gt ;
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ lolololololol I KNEW YOU WOULD SAY THAT !!!
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ and you can't drive forever
Kaleb got more hair than her And he not Even Dreadhead no more
I just can't right now so much funny stuff going on
How many guys do you talk to ?
\I work all day I don't have time to be making selfies and tweeting smiley emojis " papa bear is on a roll "
I even got my grandma to like _TWITTER-ENTITY_ fan page #winning
CURIOUS CASE OF BENJAMIN BUTTON IT IS
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ I'm just saying , no need to make fun of the novels
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ like you stealing my pom
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahahha oh yes it is , i would say the one and only but he is not the only charles edward
Just watch The Fox and the Hound .. and the whole time I was sing What does the fox say ? To myself ! #crackmyselfup
#TrueLife I'm not an alcoholic tho
\You're like a sexy horse " mrs kelly "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ yes we can
Sorry for all the nuddies _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_
Smh little boys these days
Bailey in that robe .... I can't even
me and the government have alot in common we spend money we don't have
Opps , took the trash out on the wrong day . #HandSlap
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahaha becca my life is not as interesting as yours , I never have anything to tell #boringlife
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ wait she's so awkward in it
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ not gayer than goat
The girl sitting in front of me has her name written , in sharpie , on the outside band of her underwear .
Lol now THAT'S pathetic
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ really hope somehow it's not the case cause it's been that way before so then I can resume it
Dissecting a cat got the best of me
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Dawwwww too bad this isn't about me
Who needs cards when you can shout your dad out on Instagram and Twitter
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ get em !!
Actually obsessed with workaholics _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_
OMG you're bipolar
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ me too !! It's the best . And that works too
89- we've had kind of a weird relationship with rumors but I've always thought of you as a really good friend and you're so FUQING FUNNY
Sabrina the teenage cracker
I remember when _TWITTER-ENTITY_ brang me a ice cream cone that was all the way melted .
' Morgan it says do not enter ' I know that's the way I always go , idk where else to go
Everytime someone asks me \do you want some oj ? " I always reply like : oj Simpson ? ugh , I make myself laugh "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Don't answer when I call you , I love listening to your voicemail !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahaha she cracks me up . Ohmygosh the one day I was doing my makeup and she was like in the bathroom moaning
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ HAHAHAHAH ! Why am I JUST now seeing this ?! DYING #besttweetever #intears
I love this song & amp ; that album cover
Lexis To Much For Me Right Now
Amber fell in the shower
“ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ : do you ever think about how bitchy and annoying you really are and wonder how anyone ever tolerates you” everyday
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ well maybe you'll finish faster if you let go of twitter
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ it was just us bro the funniest night of my life
Sitting in the bar with Anth and Bill laughing at the replays of Alabama vs Auburn
My 4 yr old cousin knows every word to we're going home
I'm about to ruin all your fucking happiness tomorrow at 8:00 am when I see you in the hall . Have a great year , slut !
JD is too funny to watch during the NBA finals
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ very true
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ snap chat rn
She's not one to make drama with honey
Not my day .
Mr. Belge is too funny
Me and _TWITTER-ENTITY_ should be in a Migos video with the way we turn up
Officially done with Taylor swift
#suckstosuck for ya'll who dont have power
Literally the only reason I check my vine is to see the shenanigans _TWITTER-ENTITY_ is gettin into
I remember when I used to go ding don't ditching with Walkie Talkies
I remember when I used to visit Streetsboro
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I can't
When are ya gunna learn that being a bitch gets you no where in life
I'm glad I'm the only one that can see my dreams or people might think something's wrong with
I wonder what is going through the heads of goats when they are eating something that isn't \good " for them "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you kill me
Family guy is the only show that makes me laugh out loud when I'm alone .
Thirsty much ? ✌️
Wow so we listen to drake when we study , aren't exams emotionally enough
\ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ : _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ I'm your biggest fan thank you so much for unblocking me ily " can you not ? "
Defintely just found a billion old pictures of me and _TWITTER-ENTITY_
I know who's gonna have it bad tomorrow
BreeAnn the stove wasn't even on lol
Watching bridesmaids without _TWITTER-ENTITY_ .... This is too weird !
he only reason I could think your forever alone is because you've dated every guy in Lincoln . " lmfao made my day "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ it's a donkey you a hole
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ confidence is the key but u still suck
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ JAKE I HATE YOU
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ same here this is my third . Never been disappointed !!
Can You Give Me A Shoutout ?
Guys use me to piss their girl friends/exs off , and I get quite a laugh out of it
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ the desperation
Wishing I saw _TWITTER-ENTITY_ take another spill
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ wait ... but today is Thursday lol
OMG I love this movie
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahaha \my children are gonna grow up listening to baby bash ""
My third day at work , and my boss thought I had fake eyelashes the whole time
I wish I had Cody's eye lashes ....
I get the chance to sleep in , and wake up at 7:40
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ just got way too excited that hakuna matata came on the radio
I just saw a kid walk into the gym and take a picture of himself and walked out ...
Wait ... There are classes on how to twerk now ?! Our society is a joke ....
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you dumb bro !!!
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ that is _TWITTER-ENTITY_ middle name
i don't think there isn't a genre of music , that i don't know and have a favorite of .. honestly .
He got mad because of that picture yesterday ? I don't care because I like it , dealllllll . ✌️
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ me ?
My fav commercial is the pizza hut one where there like \we could have stopped at 3 cheeses but we have no self control " "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ i know what you mean girll .
Who's on Kyle's twitter ?
This kid is wearing a necklace of the illuminati thing .... And he's president of the math club _TWITTER-ENTITY_ #boobs
I'm done with these tiny faces
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ avi is too much
Who wants to drive me and Jess to the scrimmage tonight
300 ; I don't think we have ever talked . Ha , but your girl is in my first period
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I'm sorry for putting you on the cross again
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Lmao , right ?!
Thug life 101
Morgan's hand motions are so great
Hide and seek with _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_
who's that again ?
Llamas with hats ! Only _TWITTER-ENTITY_ will understand #rofl
Me , Taylor , and Aunt Shelley were fighting over who was right and Taylor said he wins because he has the darkest hair . ok
I love #TheWalkingDeadSundays just so I can laugh at all of the \I hate TWD " and " I don't watch TWD " tweets . "
damn , seems like my whole family leaving me this weekend and I'm just chillin
I was just laughing so hard I cried watching a montage of _TWITTER-ENTITY_
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ last year's letters were the best lolol
Pete just covered my eyes because of the sex scene in this movie ✋ #ThanksDad
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahah tomorrow were going hopefully
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I'm like 3936284 pounds .. seriously
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you can't id them . All they have is a library card .
The fact that _TWITTER-ENTITY_ & amp ; I broke the bed last night .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I don't think I've ever had that much fun at the mall
Everyone needs to watch the \what does the fox say " music video now "
“ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ : You are not hott .. You are Findlay hott .. There is a big difference” BY FAR THE FUNNIEST THING YOU'VE SAID
Haha no school for me
Not you Patrick . ✋
\Andrew you gotta see this , sucks having sex !!! " -chad #WorldOfJenks "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ first I thought it was crazy u were getting your first tattoo then I reread it and saw it said GIVE #ohmy
When mr Kenney goes \don't smoke , don't mess with drugs , and don't drink it's illegal " "
And and Lu had some crazy times .
Family game night
Repeating freshman year with _TWITTER-ENTITY_
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Timothy woke up the other night talking about how we gotta go fix his co workers truck before he dies . It was funny
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ \wanna hear my brilliant plan ? Substitute every insult with weenie it will really throw them off " "
THAT PICTURE THOUGH
My GF is always posting videos messing with a girl lol I think she's going Lezbo on me
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ aaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhh twitter stays ☝
\luv meh plz !!! " bay get the fuck outta here #desperate "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ made me laugh so much today .
Was in Phoenix Tuesday ... Hummmmm .... Wonder if she Put 2 & amp ; 2 together ?! ✈ #fuckit
Surah needs mom to go upstairs with her
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ dying like what's she do walk it and take a few Food breaks 1 hour to complete 5k #cmonson #hitthegym
Lemme go to sleep
Well I could possibly be a hair stylist or a designer haha just in case being a doctor doesn't work .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I see you tweetin about yourself
At least ill be asleep before three tonight
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ literally just spent ten minutes stalking through your twitter . I'm not sorry about it either . Hahahah .
Juanes I wonder if all the Spanish teachers I've ever had are making out with their tvs right now
Kristin why .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I was just gonna quote this tweet to you .. And then I realized you're the one that retweeted it !
Hahaha Winkelman is hilarious you should've heard what he just said #euro
Hahahhahahhahahahhaahahah I did not mean to send _TWITTER-ENTITY_ that snap chat
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I love when he says \I get a clock radio , he can not afford , success " "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ uh oh I am \lowering your self esteem " ... please don't turn me in to the office "
Tristan puts my Instagram picture with the most likes his wallpaper
Lol you're so fake it's ridiculous
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ oh yeah like mr. williams wont get mad over that
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ no biggie , just had a lil pepperoni and cheese fight during our not so study session✋
Now auburn fans bein hypocritical for Bama fans pulling for Georgia ... Y'all went for Georgia state when we played them so you sit down .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ fugg you bry ! Can't help that someone makes sure he's in arms reach of you literally
This chick got her thong hanging out ...
Sooooo I wish to complain about having an 8 am class . But then I realize it's only twice a week compared to 5 ... Ahaaaaa #highschoollife
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I swear Haley something's gonna get stuck in your foot and you're gonna wish you had shoes !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ haha how could anyone ever hate me
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ she might tell us you'll die or something shitty like that .
my TL got some funny shit on it
Every time they show Rihanna , they show Chris brown right after
There's seriously a movie called sharknado where sharks are in a tornado .... this is a joke !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ no .....
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ nah .. I recall you missing a lot
I'm 1000000000% done because of these valentines day cards
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ aunt calls us by white brittany and black brittany lol ! What the dank !
Excited kinda lmao
\When you're hair is up you don't look normal " thanks Erika you're so sweet "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you're weird I can't wait to see you in like an hour
Lauryn Always Eatnn Greedy Self ☺️✔️
I would to be the one to fling my test on the floor while taking the SATs and the teacher just looked at me and laughed
That last vine is loaded .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I bet you know who my last tweet is about and why I tweeted it
Except they def weren't full body
Wait , wuuuuut
I love how my mom speaks Spanish when she is mad !
If your bra size isn't bigger than a C , I consider you to still be a little girl .
Lol heat lost to the worst team in the league
I swear this is the first time I've done homework all year lol
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ it's the truth
I love the movie This is the end
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ bahahahaha I think I've pulled that since like sophomore year
I missed Michelle more than Kristina
And put the a back in your name . It looks beyond retarded
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ ya ... that didn't go as well as well I thought it would ...
In the 2.5 years I've worked at Staples I don't think I've ever got out early
Seriously going to hooters with 4 boys #keepitinyourpants
Just because I snuggle with my bunny doesn't mean I want to fuck him _TWITTER-ENTITY_ #itstruethough
I'm pretty sure me and Brianna totally got our professor in trouble lmao
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ Taylor you need to go to you're Screamo shit not a show
Girl code right now
LOL _TWITTER-ENTITY_ my spirit day attire .
Lol _TWITTER-ENTITY_ mom for putting dad's Christmas present in a Victoria's Secret box . He's gonna be so confused
To think I had true friends
I send the funniest pictures on snapchat
\Is that Shwayze ?! Just kidding it's just a black guy . " I don't know who you are anymore _TWITTER-ENTITY_ "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ so true . People still need to shop , duh Eric . Can't stop shopping just because of a silly fire alarm .
Re-reading the text convo I had with Chrissy last night and realizing I was inappropriate the whole time
Why do I randomly laugh so hard I cry ? Like what ?!? thats really weird ! It wasn't even that funny !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ cause I'm a loser and finishing my online drivers ed shit
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ just made my day
I love how the garbage man just came
Oh my god what a pass ❤️
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ LOLOLOLOL it was soooo good !! #ineedtostop
Me and _TWITTER-ENTITY_ are survivors of the titanic
And if I was harassing anyone else to go play laser tag with me I'm sorry
he's so racist
I wanna get a bunch of people and make a tv show
just a little whore bath _TWITTER-ENTITY_ , that's all you need
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I guess there's a lot of horn in him eh ? ( get it , horny .. Goat .. horns . ) yeah
The inside joke Morgan & amp ; I have are too much .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I'm not kidding
-when I bring new people around my friends- \Oh and don't look at them , they're too beautiful . " "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ her name is danni
If everyone was like me the world would be a better place
Aja said that she's going to cry on valentines day and she's going to be alone in her room .
You always told me to leave him . Now I know why !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ he isn't gay
I am currently listening and dancing to gas pedal right now in the back seat . I hope no one sees me
This song reminds me of lbg prom 2010 hahaha #downonme
Just copped my Christmas sweater .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ put the moves on _TWITTER-ENTITY_ tonight
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I see you little hot in the pants are we ?
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahaha . Good it's so stupid I kinda laughed at myself too
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ it's 3 am here
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ it was your turn
My dad talking about the morning I can't pick you stuff so I got creative with the money this year
I wish I could videotape people's reactions HAHAHAHAH dying
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ jimmy and I scooter ef for like 10 minutes tonight
Watching _TWITTER-ENTITY_ eat veggies is so amusing ... He gags and his eyes water up
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ well you could get some hardcore stuff . But I wouldn't recommend it .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ she is something else
She put a MCM up on Sunday
At least she prettier than you
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I get that a lot . It's all the youthful energy I put out . I shall now retreat to my bunker with a pretty boy slave .
Heat fans thought they had the game won
Wish I knew who these strange people that HMU are lol . Don't have their # saved so
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ She's wants me to transfer there I'm like , nahhhhhh
Tyler knocked on the floor
Dude , she has a boyfriend
Then she tries to tell me she's not angry
\Don't smoke in my car don't even blow smoke on my paint . " _TWITTER-ENTITY_ "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ thanks laur
Stole Audra's tweet
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hmmm I got lots !! Some I haven't even posted
My patient told me how her bf broke up with her after 11 months . And my coworker goes ... \Well that's better than 11 years .. " "
I love that my Yorkies are so sweet ! They cuddle with me , & amp ; they listen when I'm on rants !!! Perfect little pups
Hunter cracks me up !
You're so ugly now
I have too much fun sometimes
Bentley has only been with us for 3 days but he acts like he's been here so much longer
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ videos today
Everyone made me finish their food #fatassprobs
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Advice on eating sunflower seeds . \Just suck it off and spit it out " ...... Danielle Elyse Price , world's biggest oblivious pervo "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I just keep watching it ...
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ MADE MY NIGHT . lol paigeyyyyy
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ haha do you hear the things he is saying to me ?
Embarrassed to know you kiddies
My dad got Nigam almost checking me off stage on video
so glad im back with my bestfriend havent laughed this much in weeks _TWITTER-ENTITY_
I could say the sky is blue and people would think it was a subtweet
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ love you too freak
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ lol what would I do when he talked to me ?!
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ needs to trade life's with me ... Haha
Playing scrabble with _TWITTER-ENTITY_ and my dad .
You gone say Im good but you home say someone else it better than me get out
Its weird when brett doesnt hit me up to hangout
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ what time are you gonna be home tonight ? I miss you so much !
This is crazy
I love how a my Bestfriends honestly don't give a fuck
My little brothers are so focused on the TV
The people lifting the couch and my bed and shit are straight meatheads
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I have marks on my head and hands cause u hit me
Okay . For one . If you consider only your spinal cord moving as \Twerking " l suggest you look up the meaning and Then stop no more vids plz✋ "
penn cambria is bitching about metal detectors , one time ? lol , try going to altoona
preach it ! Bringing down the hammer on that tweet !
WE WANT MORE , WE WANT MORE . Like you really like it , you want more
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ so see ya next week ..?
I hate getting copied off of more than anything _TWITTER-ENTITY_ can relate ...
I just go weak
Emmy named her puppy nugget ... #icant
Hahahahaha Trey killing it tonight
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ but really it's fine though .. we're in college , everyone is
Marcus clapped his plate
Tab and I are going on a only vegetables and fruits diet let's see how long this lasts ..
“ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ : I don't even look like I should be a Zhané”it's a pretty silly ! Be happy that you don't have these ratchet ass names
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Hahahahahaha oh my god
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ gee thanks
I say the stupidest shit sometimes
I just love how there are nickname/code names for just like everyone we know _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_
Amber & amp ; i have the best snapchats
Maybe you should have your est friend " watch what she posts . She made a Foooooooool outta ya . Lmao . "
Who did I all call last night ?
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ yay ! Well be related then
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ that is such a bad look ...
Haha eating dinner like civilized people _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ if its not that bad I'm going to mock you forever .
Only ones in the theater .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ thats what you think
Hahahaha nothing like saying the same shit to a different girl way to be original
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ that's messed up they're always together lol
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahaha oh my gosh those were the days Maris
Hahahhahahaha me and codys picture texts have me cracking up
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ same ! They always extend the time it's really sad im going on my 4th year
Peytan just asked her boyfriends mom if it was awkward to give a boy a blow job
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you really do tho .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ that's terrible yet amusing at the same time
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I had to do it too .
When your driving home from church and Sabrina calls you and you look over and your cars are right next to eachother wth
I really give about zero fucks how I look going to these night classes
Im watching crashbox right now ... holy throwback _TWITTER-ENTITY_
I like when I snap chat ppl and my boobs look big in the pic ! It makes me feel good ! Cause in real life they aren't! #flatprobs
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you sound silly af
I'm about to look so thirsty for a window seat on the bus ...
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ they're so funny
Mine . ☺ _TWITTER-ENTITY_
but not like BOOBS just like nice boobs .. yanno ?
You gotta stop doing too much
I hate lea
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Lies ! You watched the whole first season of The Walking Dead .
Mom sends me a texting saying she forwarded a pin to me from Pinterest and asks if I can read it to her cuz she can't see the words
Me and Bay are explaining Family Guy to her grandma because she's so confused
Put that fence in and get the room painted ASAP
What I just sent _TWITTER-ENTITY_ & gt ; & gt ; & gt ; & gt ;
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ that would actually be the best
Like I'm pretty sure Briana punched me in my sleep
When I have my headphones in and dogs are going crazy as i pass by it looks like they are going hard to the beat
This girl I know just found a hash brown in her wallet ...
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you know I love earl but I think I fuck with _TWITTER-ENTITY_ harder
my mom just told me not to spend the money she gave me on drugs
For a moment there , I forgot whose that is in my phone . #awk
I'm still laughing at when I texted _TWITTER-ENTITY_ off of Emily's phone
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ THANK YOU SO MUCH BABY ! ☺️
Renee was gonna tell people we was nursing students but there are nursing students beside us
Oh shit , it's just a runner !!! _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ omg literally I'm like a 40 year old with children . I never do anything
Oh my gosh my mom right now
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ ' s snap chats right meow & gt ; & gt ; & gt ; I'm going to wreck my car .
“ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ : Super awkward when girls with no boobs try to push em together for a picture like no girl . ” I do that all the time , don't hate
My best friend text me this morning saying she had a dream that I was getting engaged .. #Riiiiight
Taylor always keeps me laughing
Dying bc you really just stole my favorite song ? #yourcool ✌
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ shut up jackass hahaha
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ nahh the man fouled out cp3 and had like 30 fouls in the game I was down 7-17 , then 2 minutes later it was 31-19
Darren said girls at his school suck dick for Oreos
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I seriously played with that castle every day with my brothers
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ I love it !
\Hello this is your mom speaking . " _TWITTER-ENTITY_ I just watched that video "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ So , when did you become nicknamed \Queen Bee ? " "
' Some people just need to chill out in a bathtub with a toaster . '
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Still laughing .
I wish 9th grade was my last year of school because it was my only really fun year
Boston's #1 in the Atlantic that's fucking sad
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hey you're 17 and you've fucked 8 guys congratulations you win slut of the year .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ ilysm ! see you this weekend !
..., hearing hours and hours of amazing spirits living in the truth of who they are truly inspiring
The 5 was made titanium for idiots like me
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ to bad he won't ever will
4 you always text me than don't text me back when I reply . That's why we ain't friends ✋✌
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ you're hot
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ fist pumpin
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Nia gotta control you !! #Tinayshatweet
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ oh my gosh lmao every picture on there is a selfie too but like 3
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ just got your license and your road raging
Having to record myself speaking Spanish for class online is so awkward
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ that so funny !
The weather outside is weather .
Lol heat lost
But at least I get to f some bitches up in IM flag football tonight
\Roses are red , Violets are blue . I have a gun . Get in the van . " "
The high for when we land in South Dakota on Sunday is -1 . The HIGH
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I love you
One a day keeps the baby away
New Girl is too funny
I haven't laughed till I cried in a long time
The retweet I just saw
Fuck do I look like .. Dr. Phil ?
Naked old man dancing in his hotel window
I love _TWITTER-ENTITY_ ok❤️
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ haha when you coming down raffy ?
My sister and I are two hilarious people .
Santa came to visit you at my house a little early this year _TWITTER-ENTITY_
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ stillll cute tho !
3 words of the night , I'm too young
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ OH MY GODDDDD ! hahahahah
Madea's Christmas = BEST movie made everrrrr
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hell ya it happens to me all the time , be cruising than hit a rock outta no where
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ wants to be a Offensive Lineman in NCAA Road to Glory #embracingtoomuch
Tonight was awesome
Alrighty , I'm done for the night ✌️
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ If it weren't at her place , then yaaah . Sorry Miranda , she had a good one .
She'll literally lay down , put her ears down and bring tears to her eyes !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ were you even at the game ? If you were , you would've seen me on Varsity and us beating you #dumbassgirls
“ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ : You are more likely to be killed by a vending machine than you are to hit the Mega Millions jackpot . ”
My friend ; lets get really weird tonightMe ; how abt no ? #wtf
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ nice avi harsh cropped Caytlyn out .
It's not your business
Our car is completely iced over , luckily I'm from New York because Greg had no idea what he was doing
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ gives jimmy the fake defender
I'm InTheClubHighOffPurpWithSomeShadesOn No Miley No .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I'm never serious
Kristen's reading the kids version of the bill of rights , jokes
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahaha , he's a strange child
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA IM LEGIT DYING RN . WHAT A LIE
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahaha ! If put your thumb over his mouth & amp ; nose it looks identical to Kyle
Lol I still get m magazines in the mail from when I was 10
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ please kill yourself
Fucking dying right now OMG
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ omg
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you got jokes I see
Someone come to Juhls pimp shed
Having a boyfriend that works offshore & gt ; & gt ; & gt ; & gt ; & gt ; & gt ; . I don't have to shave my legs for two whole weeks !
I've never laughed so hard in my life
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ who are you ?
Nice sideburns bro you look like Elvis Presley
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ No problem bro , don't turn up too much remember we have a game Monday
Big Bang Theory is way too funny .
Bouncin on my dick was playing in the weight room and Kyler comes up to me and whispers ' I love it when women bounce on my genitals . \ "
People talking about weed in the break room . Calling it reefer & gt ; & gt ;
And we still have to lift weights and go swimming some laps
You my nilla wtf
Tyler \you're being a royal you know what today . " Lol "
Great night hanging out with my good buddy Brad , and chatting about the olden days ; he Still calls me the prince ! ☀ #summernights
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I'm keep all comments to myself you got that .. We're even lol
Lmaooo to early for that shhh
ever have one of those nights where you think .. yea I might hit someone later . I never have ...
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ yours looks good ! and it actually looks like it tastes good , haha mine looks disgusting
Everyone will be gone for fall break ! The campus will be so bored for me !
For most of it
Joe just texted me \wanna toke up this weekend " "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ If I was there it would be wayyyy better !
Eric on the other hand went through 2 htc , a thunder bolt , and three iPhone 5's in 2 months .
Is _TWITTER-ENTITY_ legit in a onesie right now
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ > & gt ; & gt ;
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ I'm dead
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ HAHAHHAHAH . IN DYING
Off to Floyd to for Chinese Christmas round 2 . If it's anything like last year , this should be fun .
he would favorite that
awh thanks zack , how sweet of you
wearing my boyfriends cut off to practice because I forgot to bring one
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ is so weird with people's moms ..
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahah there could have been ...
Now I'm curious to how weird it would feel having a minnow swimming around in my mouth after a shot of liquor .. _TWITTER-ENTITY_
Ew there's some weird dude hitting on the chick I'm sharing a room with bitch can handle herself though haha
My cousin is locked out of his damn truck
My brother just screamed the weirdest thing ever ..
literally just sent jimmy the funniest picture of me I've ever seen
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ me ? Not fighting ? Let's get real
Hang Over 3 ! No way !!!
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you would
I get like a extra hour of sleep now & amp ; I still wake up in the middle of the night
I might burst into tears of pure joy
We don't even know where we are
Knowing my friends if I did the quote with a picture of us they would be so gross
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I'll just read over the billion subtweets on my timeline . It's the only thing I can do .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ yupp , I forced you
Well that changes everything , so much for being indecisive
When people you never have , and never will meet ask you out
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ okay I have a lot to say I will text you
Lmao what the actual fuck is wrong with jake rn
Bill nye has the solar system on his bow tie I am so happy .
\don't call my ideals stupid " " uhm okay , get less stupid ideas . " "
My grandma just asked me , what's up with you and gingers . Hahahaha
The things you learn about yourself .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ haha your just jealous because you can't do it lol !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you could've at least saved me a little ! Lol , we were fire drill buddies !
Man I had my shit whipped out n everything
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ puns ... Very nice !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ it's so fucking funny
I am an emotional wreck watching teen mom 2
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ What's love ? Haha . The hate I feel for you nah that's not it
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ maybe because of those ears
It's literally taken me since 5 o'clock to do this vocab and it's still not done
LOL at my Mother trying to help my Dad bring our Christmas tree into our house wish you were seeing this _TWITTER-ENTITY_
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ probably . I hate speaking I feel like everyone judges me , but I don't judge other people I don't even listen
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ it's fine . We had a good time .
My mom would get concessions with Patricks family
Daisy said cheese taste like feeeeet .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I LOVE YOU GOD DANG IT
I can't wait till the chiefs play the titans so I can see _TWITTER-ENTITY_ reactions #Chiefs
\I can handle you ruining a lifelong dream of mine . That's called being in a relationship . " #HIMYM "
I get to fall asleep to my drunk neighbors singing \oh baby baby push it " on a karaoke right now "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ just can't escape him , can ya ?
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ still is working on getting a mop , was nice seeing you tho
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ maybe since I've been such a wonderful child for the past 3 weeks they'll let me out this weekend
If I wear sweats the first week of a school , does it mean I don't care
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ My tweet wasn't about you , if that's what you were referencing . Don't think too highly of yourself .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ I loved it
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ all i think of when i hear your name iswhen you were passed out on an armchair with a full leg brace and cigar in your mouth
These videos #toofunny #dying
It's funny how you can't say anything to our faces and when someone says something to you , you look away .
Watching home videos make my life
Cuddling with my girlfriend and she says out of no where \have you ever been to ikea ' what "
If I were your boyfriend I would've said you're stupid and I couldn't stand you too .
My parents driving home and seeing Obama stickers , if people only knew the obscene comments my parents are saying to them !
Sometimes I just laugh at my life it's so ridiculous it's insane #ohwell #gottogetoverit
that fight with my mother
You are such an ass
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you wouldn't wait 10 minutes . Pussy ass kid
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ has the best delivery , it's hysterical
No wintergreen for me ✊
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hey want me to bring you your stuff in a bit ? I'm gonna be goin to Tori's
I just told someone to have a good weekend . Clearly I need to go back to sleep .
Today I learned a valuable lesson in Theatre , never let _TWITTER-ENTITY_ wander around a room with a blind fold on .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ remember freshman year science with mrs. Boggs ???
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ turnt up
My dad yelled at me for not going out back off✋
I love waking up to voicemails from _TWITTER-ENTITY_
Literally nothing beats how incredible _TWITTER-ENTITY_ is
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ The shoe definitely fits !
Can't wait to see Tallmadge in the playoffs .... Oh wait their not
Must be _TWITTER-ENTITY_ ' s creep time
Ain't doing nothing but goofing of in algebraic connections !!!!
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahahaha all night every night were together
Jarryds gonna cry after I show him this picture of me
\I don't mean to sound harsh but everything that comes out of her mouth is a lie , and everything that goes in is a dick " "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I mean milk cows ... not kill them
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I spelled thanks wrong
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ that world be me .....
How about snapchat takes me off of your bestfriends list
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ true true I don't understand how such an ugly thot was creAted
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ Jeff before I tweet I look to see when the last time you tweet and if its recently i won't tweet
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ we should still do it anyways
Bridesmaids is the best movie in the world
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ ur such an idiot
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ whyyy I don't like you ?
Reilly and I have gotten to that point in our friendship when I just go over to her house whenever
We may have a creep on our hands - _TWITTER-ENTITY_
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ well I hope he can
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ sneak over here I'm watching Judge Alex alone
I think that's the most retweets I go on a tweet
How does someone get hit in the face with the hula hoop while trying to hula hoop ? #epicfail #hilarious _TWITTER-ENTITY_
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ IT WAS THE ONLY PLACE WITH POLOS . lol
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I'm probably half that #lmao #oops
“ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ : _TWITTER-ENTITY_ is the type of person to have the national anthem as the most played song on his phone” you know me so well
I'm seriously addicted to flossing my teeth ! Lmao
Me and _TWITTER-ENTITY_ were the loudest people on the Southfork side
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I don't know your cousin but please let him know I laughed for good 10 minutes about this
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ that moment when you're trying to send a pic of your good side through twitter .... & amp ; not a message whoops sorry guys
My mom and grandma are forreal matching right now
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ thanks for the invite dick
I can't deal with middle schoolers anymore
Omg Judd's \gift " is gonna crack me up #BB15 "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ how can you not like Molly ?! On a funny note .. we tried looking up how to make her a diaper so she could inside
Can't believe we got each other the same crew necks for Christmas without even planning it _TWITTER-ENTITY_
My brother is one of my bestfriends on snapchat
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ omg I seriously just died
Phone calls with my dad make my day he's honestly the best ! ❤️
Honestly , i love running into you out and about because it makes me realize how much of a try hard you are #pathetic
Your dads tattoo of your face is the worst thing I have ever seen , I feel bad for you cuz it actually looks like you
I could watch Ferris Bueller every single day of my life . Grraaaccceee !!! _TWITTER-ENTITY_
Rack city brings back memories
I mean I guess lmao
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Hahahahah I hate you
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ SHE LOOKS SEEEEXXXXYYY !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ where are you going ??
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ and I just creeped hard on your pics , hahaha Im in the one of Joce and all her friends I'm friendless too !
Just realized I live in S416 #TDot #OVO lmao
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ LOL this drunk history thing is great
isaac has to pretend im cute bc of all the selfies i send him
Totally loved rocking out to music while playing golf next to _TWITTER-ENTITY_ house
Ohp & amp ; . .
So glad we made a new friend today _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_
\Marve ? " " Harry ? " " Why the hell you take ya shoes off ? " " Why the hell you dressed like a chicken ? " _TWITTER-ENTITY_ "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ this should be very interesting . #hittinguptheBC
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ thanks ! Ur not either !! And ya some girl like twice the size as me called me fat lol
I'm so happy he saw that
Most likely , Im mean , or make fun of you .
thank you everyone for giving your opinion on storms
Bought fake scratchers and gave it to my bf's mom . IM DYING .
I love the conversations me and my best friend have . _TWITTER-ENTITY_
McDonalds run with my family
Hahah I'm geekin
Yes , I'm so jealous you're dating a walking STD Bitch please
It's on Disney I'm a little kid
Lauren needs to stop butt dialing me
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ yea I saw next is some beauty sleep
Talking about summer is making me realize how stupid I was #neveragain
' #whitepeopleproblems ' hahahahhaaaa first time someone has said that to me .
My record for wcw is 1 syds popular
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ those snapchat videos of ur dad
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ yeah but just incase we all know my shitty luck .
Feeling like it's the civil was confederates vs the union
I _TWITTER-ENTITY_ mike like I actually know him
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I know who this is about
Last time I went to a haunted house , I was texting and walking across the street and almost got hit by a car
Hearing _TWITTER-ENTITY_ hamster stories #spankie
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ hah hah hah hah
“ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ : please tell me I'm not the only one out there who drinks their applesauce” why I love her
my bro is an asshole
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahahahahahhahgahaha that is so funny
It's bad when I get enjoyment when my sister gets in trouble and whooped
What has four wheels and flies ?? A garbage truck
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ \I have no common sense , but that comes naturally " "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ yep somebody likes one direction
Being here reminds me of districts _TWITTER-ENTITY_
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you look like it too
This is why no one likes you
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahaha I have another one somewhere of us grabbing our butt !! Lolol
Go hanna go graham ! _TWITTER-ENTITY_
Don't cry bears fans , maybe next time
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you're such a good friend !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ all that was put together for a good fight ? that's awesome
A vanilla that looks good in a SnapBack is all I look for in life
Almost wrecked trying to screenshot _TWITTER-ENTITY_ snapchat
“ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ : My boyfriend isn't allowed to watch animal planet . He might see his ex on there ... ” #dying
That awkward moment when babies on Toddlers & amp ; Tiaras have better makeup than you
When Chris lets me drive his truck .
I look so hit right now .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you thought girl !
That is so funny !
Welll there goes tony romo's boyfriend
At least once a week I get told I dress like Peter Pan or a Soccer Mom
Listening to Garrett cry and whine while going down for a nap , then switches to singing \E-I-E-I-O " . I'm dying ! "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you can tell you're not good with compliments .
This man wouldn't stop moaning when I was putting the meat on his sub
Every time I walk away from my dad to talk on the phone or get a phone call he thinks I'm making a drug deal
Seeing someone who has never played soccer before kick a ball brings joy in my life #soawkward #sofunny
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I love you so much
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ that's it mom your out of here ! Your fucking out of here man ! Just thought about that haha
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Mr. Green today
For a second , I thought I gave a shit #oops
Jus told my dad he's fat and bitter
Why can't I ever win ?
Dakota is so funny
there are people dressed up in Star Wars costumes walking around campus right now
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ African booty scratcher
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ kandace I fuckin love you
All of the girls on Vanderpump Rules are so annoying like just stop
“ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ : _TWITTER-ENTITY_ I LOVE YOU TO THE MOON AND BACK PRETTY GIRL” why can't boys say something like this
Oh my god you are so dumb
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ haha you are so funny and I sent you like 30 videos !!! And some of them were really funny
Sami said I have to walk home because I texted her
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ #soulmate #nohomo
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ she's clearly 100
I am so not stupid . I swear I was meant to be a detective one day . #seriously
Annie kills me .
“ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ : If you dip pouches , you most likely wear UGG boots while you sit to take a piss . ” _TWITTER-ENTITY_
Going to go hangout with my babe , since I'm trying to hide the fact we are together
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ HAHAHA OMG I WILL KILL YOU I LOOK FUGLY
Just lookin through my Facebook msgs
Awe see you there girl
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ Bring a whole tub of sunscreen & amp ; ohh I hate you
Lol _TWITTER-ENTITY_ me having two last names . Root and Routh . What are the odds of my mom marrying two men with almost the same last name ?!
Well I wouldn't say that Abbs . Loooove you
Okay if that's what you wanna call it
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ its chill ally ily bby
I miss the sassy 6 _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_
Why is Same Love just now becoming popular !?
I'm suprised I haven't been twitter jailed yet normally if I tweet 3 times in 5 minutes I'm twitter jailed !!
Lol this is to much fun .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahaha don't worry about it , it was the funniest thing
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ literally my exact thoughts right now
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ look at the last one I just posted oh my god
Lol icing on the fucking cake
Pretty sure in Drake's new song , all me , \Im on a role like cottonelle , im made for all this shit " is a line . Lol "
Identity Thief is funny af
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I love you to and sorry I'm just excited to wear them pants ❤
I suck at texting people . I always forget to reply , or forget to press send . I'm a walking struggle , bear with me .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ more like my neighbors
11- you didn't swim at all lol you're really funny ! And I love all your hats
#myboyfriendnotallowedto have legs . Where he think he goin ? Outa this relationship ? I dont think so .
\Your dog smells my butthole and now Roscoe is smelling my butthole . Why does every dog smell my butthole ? " _TWITTER-ENTITY_ "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ I love how he puts jell in his hair & amp ; then sweats it out !!! It gets all FLAT_
My whole life at school is third wheeling literally
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ that makes sense .... I'm picturing her falling and I can't stop laughing at my desk
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ YES I just died . Sometimes I feel like that girl is my spirit animal ... #isthatweird
Graham just stomped to his room and slammed the door because I wouldn't let him pick a show
Katie Higgs raps
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Like the bus ?
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ Hahahaha
gonna be a longgg holiday
“ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ : Every girls outfit today ; leggings , boots , sweaters & amp ; scarves . ”that's my outfit everyday haha idk what your talking about
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ he opened up the window and said what's up dude to me
keelie and I are probably the funniest bitches you will ever meet
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ no ! I kicked her phone , and her phone and my foot but her face and her phone flew literally 15 feet away !!!
My dad was into A$ap rocky for a little bit there
Me and jimmy have an iPad that we need use no more but we used to fight over it when we first got it
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ or out the back window
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ it got changed , that's what Mrs Ginger told me and Shelby
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ for some reason I really thought you were going to be in a picture with Ozzie
This Video right now in Chem
“ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ : A golf ball hit a stand just now . Someone hit a golf bball onto the turf DURING GRADUATION” _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ ?
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ your body is a wonderland
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ just give me some of your ass and we are even
Quite saying Denver's win was impressive , they beat the raiders
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ lol she was literally screaming
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ would ya look at that ! lmao _TWITTER-ENTITY_
looking through my old google profile makes me wanna cry
I just saw coach Rice
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ definitely . that's why we all love you Neffie !!
\The badge gets the pussy , but the pussy takes the badge " "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ until you're tooo ugly ...
The fact CR doesn't have water again and I'm once again at home missing it ! #elohel #suckstosuck _TWITTER-ENTITY_
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ You may know a lot about cars but you don't know how to drive one
I'm laughing at everything tonight
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Me when I sleep now .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ I'm sureee
Emily's having a bad night ....
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahaha she just wants to share !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you're not gonna get cut haha
been too lazy to fix so hair so I've just been wearing beanies the past week
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ i didnt
Honestly I'm into _TWITTER-ENTITY_ selfie face it's not too ratchet
The snap chat video _TWITTER-ENTITY_ just sent me of her crying during high school musical has me rolling !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ haha I guess so !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ some girls think that ???
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I know , right ?! I wish you could have went to Fulton with us last night ! We got even crazier .
If you don't like the fact that I smoke , please let me know . So I can tag you in my pics
conners cologne smells great so if you ever see him , sniff him .
Tate really tried to claim the second butler team was better than first
This shit is getting deleted right quick
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ oh . well isn't this awkkk .
I need to stop
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ i had like 1,100 yesterday
I havent hungout with someone outside the team in like 2 weeks
That moment when a guy talks to me while I'm making photo copies and my mom leaves so he can talk to me more . My moms a good wing man
Blowin by myself it guess , turn up Ahaha
I guess I'm not going home for Columbus weekend now
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ that was honestly the best night hands down
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ i seriously say it all the time
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ sad that I know what this is about
I remember when Ryan Peters stuck a paper clip in a wall outlet in science class and blew a fuse . I was rollin .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ bitch you have me dying !!!!
Still haven't put stuff in a suitcase and I leave in an hour ...
Hahahahahahahahahhahahahahhaha #impracticaljokers #bestone
I get way too excited when I watch football movies
Is this what people think of me ?
If I fucked some guy in the bathroom and my Bestfriend thought it was her boyfriend I would tell her right away it was me
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ text me
Lol Mikes paint balling with my family while I'm at the mall shopping ❤ #sorrybabe
Where's the block lebron ? _TWITTER-ENTITY_
Look out my window and there is little boys trying to pull our boat away and swim in our pool
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ text me .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I might on the field ....
You tweet so much
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you and Tyler could possibly be gay
Just like when she told me for my 21st I better wear something that's \easy to get out of " ..... in case I catch on fire from smoking a cig "
This guys is saying Jesus the whole way .. If that was me I'd be like fuck , fuck , fuck , holy fuck , son of a bitch ! Then I'd fall and die
Thirsty Thursday is on Halloween day
\You're a mean horrid soul ! " _TWITTER-ENTITY_ our relationship & gt ; everything else "
Seriously cannot watch #Wanderlust without thinking of _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ & amp ; _TWITTER-ENTITY_ \DYYYUCK ! ""
oomf OMG . I'm dead lmao
Stupid people that take forever to think of comebacks & gt ; & gt ; & gt ; use your brain , oh wait . You don't have one .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ is too pussy to play me back in ruzzle now
\I was seriously considering breaking up with Kevin last night " - Mary as she is sitting next to him "
May I just say every time I see your face , I want to slit your throat #IsThatWeird #Whore
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ We have . I just haven't developed the film yet .
Girls with baggy ass jeans to not work what are you doinnggg
Saying goodbye to my Aveo was so sad lol so many memories
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ furrr real thoo !!!
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ they're letters , tard
He's has reached the top . Scratch that , he's on the bottom level . #HomeAlone2
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ that made my day
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahah alright
Welcome to Iowa state I'm the only mermaid on campus _TWITTER-ENTITY_
lol at this eschool final ... WHATTA JOKE
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ how didn't I guess that ?!? God that kid never wear shoes what the hell !!
Holsen is one of the funniest guys I have ever met . Oh yeah and apparently Craig is suing me for harassment love my guy best friends
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ we could all just share a bed ? Team bonding yeah know ? Were a family stank and all
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ I didn't mean to tweet you
Everyone was so fucked up lastnight #drunkhicks
The fact that Chelsea just told me she will only need a 12 pack for the whole weekend
You're annoying You think your funny & amp ; cute but your not & amp ; you brag about everything & amp ; get mad about everything if it doesn't go your way
The thoughts in my head can't be real lol
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ i saw that one !!!!! The whole time i was like \what in the actual fuck am i watching ... " "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I know
My snapchat is the main reason for my lack of friends #dontcare
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ yep I must lol your logic is infallible how can I argue with you ?
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ your snap chat my story
I love you so much and we are always cracking up at dance it's like staying at the motel 6 and moving on up to the hilton
Dj and John stole my phone and changed my background to Rob and it's fucking hilarious
My sister just told my mom I'm on tweeter ?
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ YES YES YES
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ once I get my quesadilla
Vinny just twerked on me when gas pedal came on #hesgotthegame #niggaknows
Just Stop . It's making me miss my SENIOR WEEK so much . It's killing me . #2yearsago #classof2012
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I just don't understand ! lol they called em a bunch of \wussies " too . I was like wtf ! idk . I guess I just don't understand "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Alex shut up
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ What ?
Jarred i got all the activity on Vine _TWITTER-ENTITY_
Let's do this _TWITTER-ENTITY_
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ shut up I first heard that song when I lived there gotta represent
Rick is trying to get me to come over and help Tiffany does he still not know how our friendship works ...
Miranda is literally so gross
I'm so thankful for my future husband
Logan's name in my phone is now \Beibs " from now on _TWITTER-ENTITY_ "
You would be in some deep shit if your girlfriend found out what you say to me #goodbye #shady
Just got my first library card '
It's funny to see how flustered & amp ; paranoid ppl get when a different language is being spoken around them
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ my mom hates me when I drink svedka
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I'm dyin . Dats a good one go cab
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ do you remember that time in second grade ... Aaron ....
She did not just say bumski
Not trying to listen to ignorant people speak ✋
This laid is going off on the works at taco bell because they didn't put sour cream on her burrito .
\I think my friends hit on me more than guys do ... " _TWITTER-ENTITY_ "
happy tanner bradley tursday everybody .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ & lt ; & lt ; after he scored , He threw his jersey to the fans in that Mexican league
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ fuck off chad
I quit watching PLL in season one .
Hold up wait a minute .... Y'all thought I was finished .
I was like wut ?
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ retweeting all these ' Stuff My Guinea Does '
I'm the type of kid where if I don't like what I'm eating .. I'll mash it up make mountains out of my food
I swear I've never laughed so hard in my life . this trip with Renee and Sharon has been hilarious . #lovethem
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ lol I automatically think of _TWITTER-ENTITY_ when I watch him !!
Guys I'm a math tutor
Heidi's tweets are about Michael .
No _TWITTER-ENTITY_ you cannot zamboni a football field . That's hockey ⛄️❄️ _TWITTER-ENTITY_
I remember when I got shot in the face with a frozen paint ball for hc week . I hated Tyler for like ever
Just wondering if anyone else noticed how beautiful the sky was tonight ? Baha
I feel it's appropriate to watch 21 and over since I am now 21 .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ or I could call you eminem
What's good in the neighborhood
My entire family hasn't even gotten out I bed yet
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ it's not showing up
Oh god I love carlie
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ haha that's better than what he says to _TWITTER-ENTITY_
You are the window to my wall , you are the sweatThat drops down my balls .
S/O to the kid smoking his hookah pen in the library right now . Haha
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ that girl that hate me
Um girl how do I put this uh you need to work out with ya girl Maegan and _TWITTER-ENTITY_ before you go anywhere for SB
How am I not wife'd up already
I guess I'm gonna get serious about tanning since formal is in 6 days
Look at _TWITTER-ENTITY_ driving like a grandma
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ but it was pretty funny lol well I thought
The fact that I can't get lunch because I owe too much money & lt ; & lt ; & lt ; & lt ; #pissed
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Your beard scares me . If I saw you and didn't know you , I'd walk the opposite way . Hahaha
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ mine's worse
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I'm on my way there now ! I'll see your chipmunk cheeks soon
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ were just one big happy team
just realized my tv language is in Spanish all night I was thinking it was just the episode I was watching
Joe is white girl wasted jamming out to One Direction and Jimmy Buffet Car shopping tomorrow morning should be interesting
The things I'm snapping people right now & gt ; Im too funny
Cuddling and watching scary movies with me ? Sounds so good right ?! I'll just call asleep while you're watching the movie
If this boy tags me in one more picture of a rabbit
When _TWITTER-ENTITY_ burps in a dead silent movie theater > & gt ; & gt ; & gt ;
Guy on the bench for arsenal looks like Olly Murs
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ knew it
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I literally died laughing
Shawty were you close to the victim ? Yeah until tha rooofies wore off , then i took my tongue out her ass and ran #scarymovie
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ he's gonna be in Ohio still tomorow ? and yes go kill yourself .
I NEED A NEE NOSE GUARD FOE BASEBALL .. ANYONE HAVE A SPARE
When guys refer their dick to their cock & gt ; & gt ; & gt ; & gt ;
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I forgot to tell you your tweets about your mom driving reminded me of Andrew , lmfaoo !
Deft just twerked with mom to some Miley Cyrus ..
Steve dies at the faces I make
I don't think anyone has as deep of a friendship as me and _TWITTER-ENTITY_ // seriously .
What girl is showing us ..
\Hey , you know what Luke's jeans and Motel 6 have in common ? No ballroom " "
When I chill in my room naked I just sit there and jiggled butt
The fact that my neighbors have ostriches kills me
Hannah Levine commenting on the extremely large amount of Asians on the campus shuttle : \Whoa . Are we in China ? " "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahaha well , I am not attracted to women , but if you say so !
That car commercial
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ shut up
These vines are killin me I could watch them for hoursss
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ okay hahah I'm goin all out man
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ wouldn't everyone
I think it's so funny when people accidentally spell defiantly instead of definitely .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ haha surprisingly , it was kinda fun but my phone was dead and my gas was on 1/4th tank & amp ; no on star .. Panic mode to the max
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahaha no shut up
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ right I didn't even say anything to you dog
My day was just made
Devon's gonna tell the principle she's being bullied on and he's gonna ask by who and she's gonna be like the whole school .
I'm pretty sure my aunt and uncle are the coolest adults alive _TWITTER-ENTITY_
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I'm dying right now
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ oh well I mean okay
Tor is so funny
God what a bunch of sluts
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ haha can I pick all the above ?! shit I'm bad luck today !
I don't even have to do this project , what are you thinking ?
My three year old cousins know how to werk it . What can yours do ?
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I'm dying at this tweet ,
He probably has a small dick . God can only give so much . - _TWITTER-ENTITY_
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ sorry but you know it's true
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ on point with these tweets tonight #yougogirl
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I'm crying !
Smoke free zone
hey babe , in glad we can nap in Koeppels together all the time you're the best and I'll always love you stay beautiful ☺️
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ that's the best song out
\Sorry to message ya outa the blue , ur just pretty . " Ummm , thank you ... "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahahahaha I'm crying
My dads trying to be like Eddie Lacey and pound his chest
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahaha ! EVERY night ! You are hungry around this time ! Haha ! #IloveIt
Impromptu Weleski reunion loved it _TWITTER-ENTITY_
This fool _TWITTER-ENTITY_ sent me the stupidest snap chat ever . Lol hahaha I'm dying laughing
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Lolololol omg just looked at this
Had nothing to do with me I could care less I just found your excuse hilarious was all
We all slept through a hurricane ..
It's almost 6 in the morning and everybody is just now leaving !! EPIC movie night y'all!
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ funniest joke ever !!
It makes me laugh , cause no one would say the shit they say to my face . #puuussaaaybitchhesss
hahaha , oh really ? that's too funny
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ fuck you
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ perfect !!! Leave now and you'll make it before midnight ! Ride a bike .
It's National Celiac Awareness Day #glutenfreeproblems
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I just watched that episode !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you're in west civ aren't you
\ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ : Patrick needs to calm his tits . _TWITTER-ENTITY_ " hahahahaha "
Lol I'm so straight forward gotta keep it real though
All Cirilo cares about is eating cookies and playing gta
My snapchats tonight & gt ; & gt ; & gt ; & gt ; & gt ;
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ We DID fail .. it's been too long since high school history .
the Dave Chappelle World Series of Dice skit is hands down one of the funniest skits of all time
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Lmao , you got me back
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ omg shuttttttt up !! Lol
i was about to say something real rude but i caught myself
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ your avi bro
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ mine says the same thing ! lol he thinks I'm so into myself
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ lots of tears were shed I miss you wayyy too much !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ lmao no
It's about time I get these ratchet nails done
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ omg I totally ment to tag _TWITTER-ENTITY_ not myself lol #embarrassing
I wish someone could see me kneeling by my window in my chonies watching my neighbors .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ omg ! I died ! we are getting one for Christmas ! It's a must !
\You don't have a personality , you have an engine . You're a steamroller . " _TWITTER-ENTITY_ "
It's so funny when my mom cusses . She just called someone a skank and I almost died .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ haha fun times with the sub
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ it's okay
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I'm dying
I feel like I'm in school hiding my phone so my mom doesn't take it away
You love the team ? Yet second time losing Brb
I can't even believe how desperate you are
I'm like Pillsbury dough boy , except I laugh out my ass _TWITTER-ENTITY_
There's still glass all in Miranda's car
Cops are now staking out the Green house
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ she doesn't even have one ..
Austin in on one
Junie killin me right now
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I was laughing .
When me and _TWITTER-ENTITY_ could NOT stop laughing in 7th today & gt ; & gt ; & gt ;
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I love you so much
Eating a ton and then feeling horrible about yourself #mylife
Done tried a convo . Never worked before #sleep
Lol roger just said to me .. I wonder if meth tastes good . #dying
pleasee just leave me alone
When Niall dresses up as a security guard & gt ; & gt ; & gt ; & gt ; & gt ; & gt ;
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ i miss you too ! Thats why i forgot ur name today cuz i never see u
You know what's funny ? When people give me attitude like I've brutally fucked them over . But I didn't . At all .
#GrundyHateWeek really makes me lmao .
When Seth was doing the grind on me
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ it's 10 in the morning why are you getting ice cream
#ThingsIGetAlot \Are you a Kardashian ? ☺ "
Someone should probably disable my twitter account when I go into the pet store #toomuchfun
I would get hungry at 3 am when I finally get to Justin's , but thank gosh he can make Ramen Noodles ! I'm full so now it's time for sleep !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ possibly the funniest thing I've ever witnessed
I seriously just spilt my strawberry daiquiri all over Missy's hummer
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ oh really ? That was his GPA ? Lmfao
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ noo bummer , welp I am adding dalestarnes on snapchat
Theres probs so many cheese heads in Detroit rn
here go the band wagon fans now
This lady's phone at the nail salon just rang and it was the theme song of ' Sex and the City ' #GoGirl
Anchorman 2 tonight #imready
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ have keelan come over
When Loki turns into captain america & gt ; & gt ;
Mom said in the rule book it says my dad has to ask me if I want a deer burger #DUH
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ haha the best was when I said the bay watch thing I sware I have the best memories when Im blowed
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ love you guys !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ the laugh I so needed about this whole graduation thing .
Tyler a dick .
They call me bitch on a daily
Fucking Bitches Get You Where In Life ??
I actually crack myself up
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ No !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ that grime shit
I have 8 phone cases I have an addiction you guys
Don't text me asking if my tweet is about you , cause you must be feeling some type of way for a reason
Nance loves Gas Pedal
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I told mom at Easter that if graduate school doesn't work then I'm gonna open up a bakery ! we can open one together ! #M ^2
I'm such a bitch XOXO
\Wowzas , I feel like that's a lot of clenching . " _TWITTER-ENTITY_ "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you love it don't you !
Does Mr. Petz think he's a real teacher ?
Maybe I should stay of twitter for the rest of the week
Our well is running drying so our water cuts off so much during a shower or bath
#Sweetbrown in a Madea christmas
.. for a white boy
Everyone's coming at this girl
omg if muzz actually writes me a song ill be his bitch
3 cars stuck in the mud .. soon to be 4 ..
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I just want to go and hug her so bad
9 retweets in 40 seconds ... y'all like my best friend too much
Every time I see them I just think of what you told me
Ugly girls with nice bodies are a waste of something special lol .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ i feel you on that one .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ damn wiz
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ remember that one time Kyle said you dress like a fag
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ never thought of it like that haha
He likes the ugliest girls pictures
I'm at 28% and I'm still in bed and my charger is on the floor and I'm top bunk ... #byephone
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ haha I just watched that too and me and Sydney were dying laughing at it
This girl literally just walked into a tree and got all tangled in the branches #dying
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Remember the time we were in AC and your tooth came out ... I miss you ❤️
“ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ : 7th hour with _TWITTER-ENTITY_ is beyond hilarious” true dat
Jordan is so weak
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you know you wanna go with me .
Me : Keagan lets get drunk ! Keagan : Didn't you just throw up blood lol .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I've read the chapters . Just don't really understand them
The white sox have the least amount of runs scored this season
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ that's nicos jam
I had crazy dreams about _TWITTER-ENTITY_ and Captain after viewing their snap chat last night ! I MISS YOU BOOOB !
Lmao I love food _TWITTER-ENTITY_
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Colin's the same way .
what he told me in 6th hour today
These college players wear the shoes you guys save your allowance for a year for to play basketball
\That's not pink eye , that's red eye . " LMAO "
Found out some interesting things today that involved last night
This Girl May Honestly Just Be Crazzy Lls
Wendell is washing this car later ...
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ me a number 1- 2,102 and I'll post that picture some one these are priceless guys
Overhearing a coworker list off EVERYTHING negative about himself and then he says \idk why I'm single " aha , I think I know ! "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ it was the sugar puffs
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ whooooo !!! go Truman band !! Yeah !
\So in owl today I had to put a condom on a wooden penis " - Trevor on the sex Ed class he's taking through church "
TJ Maxx recognizes Kwanzaa on their sale signs throughout the store
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ bahahaha #soannoying
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I don't know I just felt it was necessary to say
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ OMG I miss you oh so much !!! Let's plan something over break !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you know keisan
What I just said to make _TWITTER-ENTITY_ night > & gt ; & gt ; & gt ; & gt ; #dying #yourwelcome
Oomf did not jus say there a computer named pac
Lolol at the fact that _TWITTER-ENTITY_ knows why I do things before I even have to tell her #bestfriendprobz
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ maybe one day
My child is hysterical #soblessed
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ all day everyday
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ DEAD
I honestly don't know another boy that would let his sister play love songs in the car he's a trooper
Your Chinese tattoo probably says I eat quail eggs for brunch _TWITTER-ENTITY_
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ ✋ no they didn't boo ! It's ok mine grew ill send you some
I just want to go to vs and get that bag
The way _TWITTER-ENTITY_ replies to her haters go head girl !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I wish everyone thinks I am but I'm a youngin
This wisdom tooth is going to be the death of me ! Ish feels like mouth pregnancy lol seriously tho lol
When a guy giving you his necklace was his way of showing you he liked you
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Lmfao your bio !! Idk man I just like food and E3
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you did for talking on the carpet
Dylan watching this Knicks game & gt ; & gt ; & gt ; & gt ;
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ im so sorry _TWITTER-ENTITY_
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ my mom asked me today if I wanted some I'm like heck no !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ none of those are sheep dumbass
I wish I had a life besides sitting on twitter for hours
At Thai BBQ , sitting at a booth that I sat at when I was a kid . How do I know ? I recognize the knife carvings I made on the window sill .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ You WILL be seen with me with those hawt shoes on . And they will be the brightest color possible .
Round 2 with the cops ! Lol
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ sending some of our conversations to Devin Would be funny !
they was fucking it up in that Applebee's commercial !
I just went sooooo ham on that food
Cammi just texted me from downstairs to tell me there's no food in the house . Like I already didn't know that . Thank you .
My days w/ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ & gt ; & gt ; & gt ; & gt ; #gayass
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ lol oh my I'm not the only bad mom
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ what's schiol ??
Omg what's wrong with me today
Seriously this trip home > & gt ; & gt ;
Can I just say that me and _TWITTER-ENTITY_ were practicing sneaking out my window in the 10th grade in broad day light and she got stuck lmao
Omg The Mindy Project is killing me right now
To whoever honked in front of my house at freakin 8 in the morning , I hate you . But we deserved it .
Haley and her jokes
“ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ : I'm sorry you got so offended when I called you a bitch . I honestly thought you knew . ” Love this
Every year I make a new crazy group of friends that abuse me , last year it was my gym girls and this year it's my fashion girls LMFAOOO
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you really want to bring my mom into this ?
Lord Disick is in the building _TWITTER-ENTITY_
Every time I turn on my cruise control I say \sling shot , engaged " #rickybobby "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I know who you're talking abouttt
Love you tho
Money from strangers
I forgot to buy something for my baby
These X-Box guys are out of control . Someone put a stop to this
Iv never had so much fun talkin to grace in my life !!!
Oh wait you are
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ yeah I saw it . It's not a high school pool l2 competitively swim fggt
Amy is a spitter .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ thanks guys
how fucking awesome would that be☺️ the idea of it just makes me warm inside
My grandma just told me Miley Cyrus needs to stop twerking #unm
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ whattt ! Aha
I use to write songs and raps and shit a few ears ago and then I realized I have a shitty voice so I gave up .
Miley Cyrus went all Dinah Fuelling on stage lmfao #TwerkTeam
This cow was butting the fence ..... lmfao #retardcow
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ ;; this guy is makin me sick he smells so bad .
“ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ : No , I will not be your gay best friend . Ask me one more time and I'll do naughty things with your boyfriend . ”
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ told you in the bulky of this friendship
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ 2 boyfriends Katie Lynne ?
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahahahhaha don't worry Ali , I think you're much prettier than him
Tired as can be was out too late w . my boy wast night
Oh my God . I love this day so far .. _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_
You're not even a good friend
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ thanks , lovely !
The 18u team just beat a college team 19 to 1
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ What are you having for dinner ? Cup of noodle again ?
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ is so scared of this dog
We r getting evicted HAHAHAHAHA fuck DINKLEBERG !
If a boy took me to an Indians game it'd instantly fall in love .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ write it on a post-it
Just shoved my foot down my aunts throat #DEAD
\You want these I see you staring at them excuse me sir , SIR " _TWITTER-ENTITY_ "
My dad had to hang up on me because he said I was raising his blood pressure
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Lol !! Gosh I miss you
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Oh you're welcome .
Oh my ...
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ oh it was a question .. My bad . Elliott , you make me feel stupid .. All the time
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ IM REALLY HOPING FOR THIS GINGER BEAT DOWN NOW
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ put up one of your little score pics from the game tonight ? Please #Fuckiubb
My chipotle burrito is literally the size of my calf . #FatAssProbz
Round 3 anyone Kenny Chesney this weekend
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ oh my god no
#IGottaThingFor guys with nice eyebrows
because that's believable !
She put gloves on to pump her gas !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ damn Evan
#CornyPickUpLines my love for you is like diarrhea , I just can't hold it in
Jackson was doing the Terio dance !! Oh Killm Oh Killm Ohhhhh
Just realized how much I laugh when others laugh ... This Chinese lady just said something , obviously no idea what but I laughed
She's plays . Not crunchy black !
So Katelyn'a mom picks us up from cp and yells at us cuz all we ate today was watermelon and ice cream
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ oh my god
Can't wait for decade day tomorrow
Thad Castle is in the hunger games
When in doubt , twerk it out
Gears Of War 3 ! #MyLifeRightNow
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you're so gayyy ! omg her coughing though
But I mean , I guess that's ok because you look like a mouse yourself #Rodents4Lyfe
Okay I'm just gonna be straight up . You post the same selfies on Instagram all the time , they just have different filters . #wtf ✋
Those people walked away from me ...
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ lmao he was salty as fuck . He's so fun to fuck with cause he gets so defensive !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ were having two seperate conversations
She wouldn't respond anyway
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ so fucking funny #hadtobethereiguess
Mrs Ferrari is one crazy lady I swear
my grandma >
All of these sloth tweets really amuse me
Wasn't expecting the girl in front of me to hear that ! hahah
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I LOVE YOU
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ walking into the house .
“ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ : When I saw Cassi today it was so weird it's like she can read me .... ”
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ sent me some workout inspiration ... #gross
Those tweets had me cracking up to tho it's funny cause it happened
I love _TWITTER-ENTITY_ so much . She's the best .
Lmao _TWITTER-ENTITY_ the boys outside throwing snowballs at my window
Ew . I can never look a eggs and pasta the same way again ...
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Watching me watch a scary movie is a scary sight .
This ain't Lifetime Hoop no more
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ It was a sign ! Lol #loveyouu
Tf ? Hahahahaha
Baby drop off boxes ....
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ which they fail miserably at
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ looks like I gotta find a new spot then ! Haha
Beeeeest I've hadddd
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ I'm dying
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you were the FIRST person I thought of !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ has a stocker
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I just thought it was cute ...
OKC with this desperation strategy they ain't getting out of the west
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ oh my god I know , it seriously makes me wanna quit my job
Between Colton and Brooke making me laugh 24/7 , I just don't even know what I'm gonna do
Oh , my God , are you serious ?
That girl better go dancing in her car
I was gonna say Boren sinner
My dreams lately have been sooooooo fucked up
When Dustin calls me and says let's turn up tonight
\Girls with asses like mine don't talk to boys with faces like yours ! " "
Coming from the person who cant keep a consistent friend group
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ GET RID OF THEM
Did you just ask me to go caning with you ? do you know me ?
Days on tv
Buddy is snoring louder than you do dad ! _TWITTER-ENTITY_
As I'm walking home there's a guy getting pulled behind a truck on the road
can we please have round 2 tonight of all the funny tweets about wanting no school they were great
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I had to pay you back for the vine you showed me #truestory
I should just be homeschool for all my high school years . Billy is so protective
Hash tag team easy lol #TeamEasy
Celine likes to talk about how much I eat
well that's awkward
My sister and I are clownin right now
Leelyn just dove for me because Kenny was about to yell at him .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ nights with you OMG can't wait
I never get told anything
My snap chats are so good right now #CoveredInPaint
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ i'd love to see that
The things I sleep text .. Oh my
Lita can't even spell
\I'm watching Say Yes To The Dress , what's up with that ?! " Idk dad you tell me .. #hesgotmerollin "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ lol I look like such a weirdo
- you a whole freak though hunter
Everyone come watch the freshman vball team kick butt tomorrow at 4:30 & amp ; 6:30 hahah #gofreshman
they gave us like 4 extra meals at Popeyes #ohwell
Robs and my snap chats right now
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ what peanut butter pic ?
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I'm simply honored that my name even exists in your screenshot
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ your obviously not trying hard enough !
AYYYYYH MAYBE IF SHE DIDNT MAKE FUCKING FUN OF ME BEFORE SHE EVEN KNEW ME LOL LETS CALM DOWN
I don't even remember the last time I actually felt wanted
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ oh i know !
Merry Christmas ! Hope you enjoy a wonderful day with your family . _TWITTER-ENTITY_
Listening to my goodies in the car with Michael and Gary ,
Got up for a snack & amp ; saw a blinking light in the dark . Did _TWITTER-ENTITY_ REALLY set up his night vision to catch me on my midnight snack run
why is Eloise from the plaza , a rape victim in svu ?
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ What are best friends for ?
How was 1st period ladies ? _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ i have a feeling your the one who beats everyone up not _TWITTER-ENTITY_ just get that first tit shot in Sofie and your Gold
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ why ?
My brother always drunk texts me
“ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ : Oh , you got a 97 on a test and your upset about it ? here , use my 56 to dry your tears . ”
bringing him home went well but my parents are asking theeeee craziest questions
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahah yeah she'll find it .. My mom said she think it might have rained last night hopefully she finds it
Yep ! It's the 4th & amp ; I'm a American !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ how many pics did we end up taking ??? My photography skills are on point
The stuff my brother & amp ; his roommates are talking about is not normal
This guy at hyvee is kinda cute . - . Lol , my babes cuter though
thats the weirdest question ever
Everyone has a homecoming date and I'm here dateless
Why is _TWITTER-ENTITY_ snap chatting me from _TWITTER-ENTITY_ phone like whuttt where'd you come from
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ good #keeper
It's still Akron !
She just doesn't want you to meet me
My mom thought the song said I came in like I rainbow
I'm gonna be looking pretty cute for neon day tomorrow .
7th grade was my fav
She just said $100 no holla
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ lmfaioo pretty muchhhhh and I have to drive
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ niggggaaaaa you know it's true !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ the guest house ... but it could get worse
Ig i can see why she mad .. we was supposed to go see christmas lights together
“ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ : I'm gonna stop responding to _TWITTER-ENTITY_ ' s immature tweets because she's a slut & amp ; I don't associate with sluts . ”
having the doctor touch your boobs is so weird . like should my nipple be hard or not hard
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ you guys probably already did if Aj pushing up 270
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahahahahahaha that is still on my bedside table mama Melissa is always prepared
How can people be raciest towards someone's skin ... doesn't matter if your black or your white
I think everybody & amp ; their brother is at the beach this week . No beach vacation for me this year ! #jealous
Lolololol at all the procrastination tweets
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ why is it like that
Whose booty is it ?
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ true
Mom stop talking , we're not having this talk
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ chelsea everyone loves you on
Make up your mind
\We've all had boyfriends " " Yea even Emily " #pll "
It's funny that you still don't get it ...!
at that text I just got #pathetic
The story of why brogan refuses to eat skittles I love lesbians
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Hahahaha I had too !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ thanks for proving my point
Me and mat used to rep
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ we can bake our feelings together .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ we're gonna do so much weed
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ idek you but s/o to him .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ Oh I get what you're saying
Of course Lindsey favorited that
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ OMFG
Talk about some messy hair this morning .
Lol that gta tweet is to true . If you're a female and you receive a text from me Monday-Thursday , you're special to me
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ your nationals . Got some good players
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ and the one on bottom right , is a girl , not a guy
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ love youuu . Can't wait for you to teach me the ways of tennis Sunday so I don't suck so hard
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ is the stupidest person I know
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ -.- I like your twitter wiener ...
I'm not doing community service I'm just giving back to my community !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ You shouldn't have blocked her . So she can see your posts . TSKTSK . Wrong move
Damn it did look I was saying that to him but doesn't mean you have to be rude to me
\It's kinda like a handshake but , you use your mouth . " _TWITTER-ENTITY_ #sexuals "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ your Avis so funny lol Tori's so dumb
Lmfao I told one of my residents to have a good thanksgiving as he's going out with his family and he says back \stay sober " I diedddd ❤️ "
I can't just have a cold . Like obviously I had to do something with someone to get it ..... You are annoying .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ we're you pooping again young lady ??
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ In that very moment , the first time watching it , I was like WTF I been doin dating white boys ?! KIDDING ... But really
Labarbra & amp ; Bo-Wheevel . _TWITTER-ENTITY_
Choke the chicken #theressomethingaboutmary
Brace yourself fool _TWITTER-ENTITY_ driving
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Emma go to bed
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ put frozen shit on it
Haha you're funny .
Anchorman 2 & gt ; & gt ; & gt ; & gt ; & gt ; & gt ;
My mom had this spot and got to it before this one chick and I hoped she would flick us off and she did
lunch date wiff _TWITTER-ENTITY_ I'm not looking nice
The always gorgeous _TWITTER-ENTITY_ my WCW
wtf this is so embarrassing that im sitting here watching this & amp ; singing every song
I love the way you stalk and creep on my tweets and then try to judge me based off of them you don't even know me #LolOkay
I called it
Like I'm semi positive I'm going straight to hell .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ heard that . Were switching to nights ASAP !
just saw the best video ever
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I can see you watching it .. And I'm laughing
\ud83d��� " Is so over used . "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ okay sounds good
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ is gunna fuck 18 year old sluts after taking down a bottle of Jack Daniels after the Win tonight ! #TurnedUp
Everybody has to call me by my rapper name tonight , Colorado . _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_
Me and dad are flipping between X Factor and the State-Clemson game
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ if i can walk ill be there
What _TWITTER-ENTITY_ sent me & gt ; & gt ; & gt ; #WeLoveWork #JustKidding
Ok I'm done that was fun tho
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ HAHAH WHO EVER WANTS THAT PIC THERE YA GO
I can't stand half the people I work with , most of them lie or think there top notch you work at a damn restaurant
#InMiddleSchool me , _TWITTER-ENTITY_ and _TWITTER-ENTITY_ had a store that we would work at break every day . That was the spot . Everybody came per there
Maybe you are funny
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ fine I have a confession lol
And to ESPN too
When my nigga comes on and your headphones are loud and your mom here's and freaks out and tells me I need Jesus & gt ; & gt ;
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you can die now !
I can't wait to make more funny Vine videos with _TWITTER-ENTITY_ tomorrow .
taylor was creepin on my twitter
People at work know I'm out tonight so they text me reminding me I work early tomorrow
Everybody loves Shannon tonight
That picture _TWITTER-ENTITY_ has of me ?
\Isn't Ryan gosling an alcoholic ? " -Henry talking about the Notebook "
The reason you're my best friend is because of tweets like that lololololol #singitJordanSparks
Kobe with a big game tonight !!!
spending my last few hours on the beach and _TWITTER-ENTITY_ wears her underwear to the beach ... whatttttt
Western day ? So you're telling me I have to wear my giddy up clothes !!!
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ HAHAHAHA I just saw his prof pic on Facebook and said that too , Keelz !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I completely forgot about it to be honest
Old people get so turnt
\So josh Nichols how does it feel to be the first astronaut to set door in JUPITER ? ""
bed rock is on the radio rn
The fact that I'm actually in class right now blows my mind . I half thought I'd never come back to school .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ now you're talking to an 18 year old because of the stubble . As soon as I clean shave , you're talking to a 12 year old though
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ the one of you last night
That's why you sick
\Coatesville is so nice . Why don't we live here ? " _TWITTER-ENTITY_ "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ how do you step on plugs , they're in the wall
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ sorry
Little do you know
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you're drunken snapchats are the best #loveyouyaload
My best friend is a hog #literally #mason
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ left a 35oz tub of cheeseballs here and it's now snuggled up in my lap
Lmfaoo haha the football players have no signal . Haha
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ ugh yeah
Gave a woman an inch and she takes a mile
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ true but after Athens game waiting for the boys
Watching soccer with _TWITTER-ENTITY_ ⚽ turn it back !!!
conversations with _TWITTER-ENTITY_ I can't even deal
Awkward that my little cousin just liked random pics on my phoneeee on Instagram
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ your headers make me one to
Then he came up to me like do you guys sell depends ?
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Hahahaha the whole Florida trip
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ you have to admit though that video I made is funny
\Touch it ... touch it ! It's so hard , it's like my hand has a boner . " "
#InMiddleSchool my voicemail was me pretending to be having a conversation with someone .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahaha you wish
I was only at work for 45 min .. Hahahah
Everyone's talking about how they have homework and all I have to do is get like 3 papers signed
When Becky uses the wrong key for the car and we thought it died
How the hell do you miss someone you don't even know or hangout with lol #LifeQuestions _TWITTER-ENTITY_
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ LOL for dayz .
Made a trip to Lavalette for no reason , but I did get to see my fatass piece of shit princess . _TWITTER-ENTITY_ love youuu !
I'm trying for basketball ... Hahahahaha that is going to be hilarious .
Ok I just made my grandma laugh so hard she pissed all in her pants and in the floor hahaha talk about funny !!
maddie is quoting every line of the grinch
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahahah you know me well
I can't even _TWITTER-ENTITY_
Someone needs to take this boys phone !
When I can't sleep I watch old SNL skits . Literally going to laugh myself to sleep
Averi shows Eric her fry and he said ' wow I like your fry '
I'm a faggot for that
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ #yolo lol because #yolo
I like dick
“ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ : #PerksOfDatingMe I laugh at my own jokes so you don't have to ”
\They search my left arm everytime and I don't know why it's pretty clear there's nothing there . " -- Kara smith "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ don't like the little bitch , never did never will
Wait but we actually just fit 8 people in Ned's car
My type .. White , fat , pasty , and close to death
So my new name is little Ashlynn ? _TWITTER-ENTITY_
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ sorry you had to listen to _TWITTER-ENTITY_ and I ramble
\Miley needs a pregnancy test from all the grinding . " #stillloveher "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ what's funny is watching Kaylie bench press
Get the message that I don't wanna talk to you if I haven't texted you back since October 12th desperate af
I literally ran outside to my dad on the tractor and asked what to do cause it wouldnt stop bleeding
It might be awhile . But deal ! _TWITTER-ENTITY_
It's so bad but if I were on #thebachelor I would be acting exactly like Tierra . \I'm in this to win it . " I love this girl . "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ Never That I Just Want This Streak To End
Our hedgehog is running in circles around the kitchen & amp ; Axel's screaming & amp ; nobody wants to pick her up
Putt putt with Emily & gt ; & gt ; & gt ;
I think I broke my nose again
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ oh my gosh
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ haha okay I'll make sure to keep a look out for that .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I'm going to pee omfg I hate you
Watching stepbrothers for the 848494843899 time .
Holly shit I passed all my finals
My uncles is stones off his ass Merry Christmas Eve
Ahmed said iMessages is on it's period
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ dr Phil is on and omg I love my contact name
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Lol bc everybodyyy knows that Ollie belongs to Darray ! He's famous
I guess ignoring someone is the mature thing now days .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ You spend your earnings on that
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ no ones jk
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ why didn't you say hi to me
Watching dear John and eating brownies . Life as a single lady
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahahahahahha you know the exact time
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ yes they do !! we should write to dr. Phil . It would be so funny
GO BIG LEXI
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ Nebraska has never made it passed the first round
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ shut up
Seriously i feel like my words went through a game of telephone
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahahaha it's seriously one of the funniest things I've ever heard
\Hey boyfriend lets have sex " I have a strange boyfriend . #HesGay "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ were you invited to my BBQ ? why you all up in my grill ? this is a conversation between burrito and taco , NACHO
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ you like cried tonight because we're so funny
Seeing _TWITTER-ENTITY_ and _TWITTER-ENTITY_ was definitely the highlight of my night
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I'm pretty sure there is school tomorrow
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ well you've always got that other decision it's hard to pick which is better .
I forreal took all supply out Dylan's fridge and hid it in the bathroom and made sandwiches he wouldn't let me other wise
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Hahahh I'm watching it tomorrow !!! i have the whole season on my dvr ..
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ LOL k
lol _TWITTER-ENTITY_ the fact that miss Hoover KEEPS yelling at me when she can obviously see I have my earbuds in and I can't hear her .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I'm too hilarious .
Say etweet retard " 5x fast ! If you can retweet it ! "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ no idea actually
Hahahaha you need god
the pictures of _TWITTER-ENTITY_ n I are hilarious , lol surely not gonna post them !!!
#tweetyourfirst7emoji ; ☺
Greg always tells the best stories ... Even when we mock him _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ so weird ... I was gonna say nah it's #ignoreshaidalysday but then I got a reply from someone
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ whatever you say
Abby's face during this hip hop duo is hilarious
Dad : Miley Cyrus and Justin beaver are useless , no one likes them .
Your just burnt your goona spend your whole life alone because you suck ✌
Haha Liar Liar always makes me crack up
Baylei's dad just called her a sloth
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ you can go
It's funny and it's topical .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ lolllllll this made my day
Is this really happening .... the 40-50 ladies in the office are talking about smoking pot ... and taking pills
Cory and I are some pigs
cameron sends me the funniest shit
a centimeter peter doesn't count
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ text me . Now . Pipsqueak . Now .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ I almost am . I'm on the bridge
Our society is FUCKED UP
Maybe I'll actually go to physical therapy this week ..
Remember when you asked me out on Halloween in 7th grade before you cut your hair ?! now that is what i call awkward _TWITTER-ENTITY_
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ same miss you too !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I know ! I seriously learned more today , than the whole semester
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ he's such an idiot
I always see in people what animal they look like
So you lost your iPhone and its somewhere on the road ? What ?? Jacob , you're seriously a mess
Holy crap that just happened . Best Christmas present ever . ☺️
This is Justin Bieber right ? Actually it's Katy Perry !!! _TWITTER-ENTITY_
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ totally forgot about the gold series sorry not sorry _TWITTER-ENTITY_
You're not gonna believe this but I seen a dog and its owner today and they looked exactly alike ! _TWITTER-ENTITY_
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ HAHAHAHAHA that's super funny , good joke no
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ your snapchat stories crack me up .
bj said he doesn't like puking when he's drunk .. don't be a pussy your whole life
Because I definitely didn't see that ten tweets down my feed
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ OMFG . The top starz guyyyy
Damn just retweeted mad stuff , I'm so annoying
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ haha icknow
My prom date finally got a fucking dress
You have someone else to be thinking about why are you worried about what I do ?
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ favorites every tweet make about baseball players
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ it's ridiculously cold . Like I'm trying jog in town
Me Riley and Kara have literally been sitting in our hotel lobby watching everyone come in drunk from the casino
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ this bitch laying on the floor crying
LOL OKAY . ✋
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ good right ?
There's a huge bruise
* Tried getting a picture with my dad *\Ryan if you just took a picture of me I'm gonna knock the shit out of you " "
It's funny you tweet that when you're bffs with a girl who messed around with your boyfriend all the time when y'all were together
I need to go to work faded ... lmao been too long .
“ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ : 16 ; ... woowww you would . anyways you're mean go get hit by a train or something” I think this just made my night
Taylor is singing Christmas carols right now
Send a snap to a wrong person
Holy shit I got pulled over for the first time for speeding and he didn't give me a ticket
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Hahaha it's a serious problem and I love to help !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I see her ...
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahahah we'll see about that
Taylor just rubbed the bottom of my back and asked me if it turned me on ...... #WTF #GTFO
My baby asked me to go laser tagging with her how cute _TWITTER-ENTITY_
Well tonight wasn't awkward
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I feel like the coaches even know you won't on wednesday
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ awe you look so cute
\I Almost had a I need guy moment but then I got the vodka open " the things lesbians say to me ! "
I want taco bell .
Can't even answer that but it works watching tv and listening to music at the same time I'm a pro
\your black friends would probably call me niggle " ... wtf Nicole "
My red strings on my stick were leaking during the game and now my hands are stained pink
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you two are so adorable .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ pulling out only the good stuff on tbt
Josh didn't just get this girls number
Lilly Holman is at it tonight
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I know I'm kidding
we basically just kidnapped _TWITTER-ENTITY_ from her house
mrs. polasly gets off topic so easily
To those who told me sabers were going to smoke the canadiens like they did the bruins ?... It's 4-0 montreal fuck u guys
It's funny how when my dad and I fight neither of us apologize but the next time we see each other it's like nothing happened
My ugly sweater for tomorrow
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ no way it's a sign .. we need to meet her
Ace Ventura pet detective .. When he comes out of the rhinos ass . LOL !!!!!!!!!!
I just told Scott if he could play guitar I wouldn't keep my hands off of him & amp ; he comes back with wellllll I can play air guitar
When you see that your ex downgraded
Did I really just find out this bitch puts herself as her woman crush you have a body of a 14 yr old girl ✋
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ I've noticed .
The video I have of Carly talking from Friday is so funny 5 minutes of pure ratchetness
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ no no your a fag
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ is my other half . She gets me
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ YES !! I love it so glad you finally picked one so you can stop stressing
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ oh . Haha I like you to moo
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I know and when you did power kicks
Do you ever look at someone then you hear them speak and think that their voice isn't supposed to sound like that ?
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ yes hahaha !!
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ for some reason , I just pictured you favoriting that
I think I was thinking that too , oops .. #subtweet
You sound pathetic
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ the sad this about my prof pic is that i havent changed at all since 8th grade
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ sounds good
Just go with it is one of the funniest movies
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ yeah really embarrassing thanks grandma . Everyone was calling me you and Maggie the Italian sisters tho so
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you're gonna die
\ it looks like someone threw paint on her face .. " _TWITTER-ENTITY_ #shoptalk "
Pretty sure my stepbrother just left for a booty call
That priceless moment you accidentally hit someone with a frisbee , _TWITTER-ENTITY_ #hilarious
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ umm okay you guys were in a bathtub of cotton candy drinking wine and eating pie ...
Julia text me when I was sleeping telling me she was scared .
\I'm afraid Miley Cyrus will lick me because my last name is hammer " _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ So you're mad lol
\do I need to bring popcorn to that orrrr .... " _TWITTER-ENTITY_ "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ haha it's fine
When me and _TWITTER-ENTITY_ try to figure out relationship etiquette #help #feelings4dummies
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ That's pretty sneaky right there .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ That's something that I wish I could retweet so bad
I'm sucha rebel staying up past my bed time
Bitches be taking pictures in the Subway line .
That health final was a joke
\would you rather someone subtweet you , or forget about you ? at least by subtweeting , you know they're think of you " "
So my mom and aunts taking pictures on my snap chat
Lol I love how you act like you actually give a shit about my brother
Holly was to turned last night !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ & amp ; tomorrow you get to see this beautiful face
wtf I was off of twitter and go to read all the tweets from then and saw one of my friends dick and everyone tweeting about it
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I just want you to have big tits
It took me forever to realize that London Tipton was just a pun for Paris Hilton
My mom offers us a dollar or a soda for anything we do for her
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I think that's all grandmothers because mine is too
I'm freezing and it's 70 degrees . It's gonna be a loooong winter
I cannnot believe this lmfao
\I get around like air " _TWITTER-ENTITY_ "
Chow & gt ; & gt ;
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ I've got to see this video !
This can't get anymore funnier
Last time I went to the movies this guy and his friend kept asking me how I liked the movie . I made my cousin switch me spots
Aw cute sticking up from boo ? That's cute
Haha oh I'm gonna call a girl a dumb bitch and a slut because I don't have the brain capacity to think of another insult about her
The opening scene for Bad Grandpa
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ This is so funny
Don't put it out with your boots , Ted !
All these bruises on my arm and you'd think I was in an abusive relationship
Well you just got your phone taking up _TWITTER-ENTITY_
Lol people take my tweets way too seriously
Im so tired i grabbed the Brandy bottle , and poured it into my coffee , instead of the vanilla .
\You did it . You fed the ducks . Do you feel like a big shot ? " "
come home to Blake watching tutorials a out getting rid of the hiccups .
I call everyone itch " "
\I tried to hang myself but it didn't work so I'm going to get a rope tattooed on my neck " #lilMBaker "
\I've been cooped up in the house for a week ! The only thing I have to look forward to everyday is getting on the damn treadmill _TWITTER-ENTITY_ 4 ! " -mom "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ just retweeted that he likes Kate beckinsale . Have i NOT been told I look like her for forever ? He loves me ! _TWITTER-ENTITY_
If you cry when the seniors leave , you're a fuckin bitch .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahaha !! that's so true
I have pictures of everything in my phone .
The bus talks we have _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_
I have to smuggle in McDonald's into the hospital for my mom
I hate when people add me on snapchat and I don't know who they are
I love all the funny stuff Erin tells me when she's high
Yeah that girlls soo cute alright , whenn the next time I have my phone , ill make sure to call you . YOUR FUCKING EX ! Come on now
What if Twitter notified you when you were being stalked ...
Yo if I ever have a son I'm letting him do whatever he wants but my daughter's on straight lockdown ... No daughter of mine will be a slut
I loved being asked if the color of my eyes are fake #green & brown #differentcolors
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ Hahaha ! That was literally the funniest night ! I miss you guys !
How I Met Your Mother kills me
People overreact soooo bad . Stop
That probably shouldn't have happened but like YOLO right
Ariana going up the steps
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ I'm literally crying
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ it was soooo awful lol plus you spilled your chicken in my bag
Hossa got rocked
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ that's right
Six flags today who wants to go Thursday ? Free parking if you come and get me .
Watching #TheHeat again . So fucking funny
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ that's a nickname D .
in the dark dark
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ wanna waste time by driving v to the movie theatre
Modern family is so funny I love when mr Skelton puts it on
I was in tears over the whole jag situation
There isn't anything comparative to morning story time in college #catchup
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ and Chance's conversation
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ tasty ?
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ i dont understand why he wore it so much
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ that'd be me
Thank you _TWITTER-ENTITY_ for telling me exercise can cure depression . Still not doing it
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ You had me legit worried at first , just so you know ..
My mom : \why do you kiss all of your guy ' friends' ? " Hahaha I only kiss one of them . "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ ' s phone going off in history today was the funniest thing
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ mándalo a la chingada that's what I did
LMFAO wtf Churchill is so gay
Lol remembering the time I rode a skateboard down a hill and completely ate shit . I wish someone would have recorded that
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ wake up
Well I hope you're satisfied with yourself #youreajoke
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I know what you meant I'm giving you a hard time
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ that's to relevant
Me and _TWITTER-ENTITY_ texting conversation right now while im in the deckhouse and she's at gate #cspprobs
Fuck the police _TWITTER-ENTITY_
Glad I can eat whatever I want and as much of it and not even gain a pound it's amazing
My dad literally just fell asleep texting
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ lol lol lol haha !
ASAP , dude , your hair
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahahah I don't feel safe anymore
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ obsession with Miley Cyrus is so bad that she favorited & amp ; retweeted my last tweet within seconds of my tweeting it ..
These videos _TWITTER-ENTITY_ is sending me right now I can't even deal .
The Cowboys are getting their asses kicked .. Just sayin
He said he's a super hero that saves the day .
I freaking love my mom .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ was right .. _TWITTER-ENTITY_ does have a hot mom sorry wade and I were talking about it on the way home lol
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ just you and me though ... _TWITTER-ENTITY_ isn't invited .
“ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ : _TWITTER-ENTITY_ really all a girl want is respect . ” Best thing I've heard all day
\ bush or house " "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ ha you're the type of person I like , lol can't wait to see your face tomorrow
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ haha I just will never be able to understand it fluently
Last minute school shopping
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hell yeah I can already tell we are like the same people
“ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ : It'd be fun if girls with small boobs had a tiny , Irish cop on their chest saying , \Move along . Nothing to see here . " ” "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ ^^ this is why we can't tell you're trying to rid yourself of obsession
#easilyattractedto my friends moms
Most if the people on my list I have no chance with . Oh well . That's the fun if it right !?
I snapchat back to Nick way too fast i think he hates it oh well
Ppl really get upset about a football game ..
There is never a dull moment in the Fiamingo house . I'm dying right now
You think you got control over your men ? Lmao you should see the texts I got from them dumbasses
But it's all in due time mark my word
That picture made me laugh , why do we look like were 10
Me and Anyaly's conversations
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ were going to see it #helpme
Probably going to fail every class this semester thanks to Group Me and the etsu cheer team #canthandleit
LET ME BE GREAT #mymother
He offered to buy him a car !!
Told Mac im hungry and want a Caesar salad and she said she's been thinking about one the whole four hours we've been sitting here #fattys
Also I was talking about a sunburn with my other tweet a min ago forgot to add that in ...
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I'm feeling it
We was literally in ROTATION last night
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahahaha holy whore ?!?!
my mother loves the word ratchet ... uses it all the time
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ I would do the same thing then #lightsout
Teen wolf on Netflix is so cheesy , yet we can't stop watching it
Tmlt I can't even imagine how duped they must feel
Too bad you're not
I'm really glad that we changed the location to this and no one knows where it is
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Omg and you're wall
Just through my nephew so high in the air he hit his head on the ceiling oops
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ thank you
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ just asked me if i wanted to play tic tac toe during our theater lecture
Monday mornings are the days that twitter is actually alive .
I know the whole dance to Beat it .
I'm so bipolar it's not even funny . But it will be later !
Why is my brother the funniest person I know ?
If you play with fire , you will get burnt ask _TWITTER-ENTITY_
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ Kenzie lets go get TCBY ill drive ! Logan you can come too !
Precious clearly the poor kitty doesn't like you !
When _TWITTER-ENTITY_ needs to be reminded that she needs to go pee #priceless
Okay _TWITTER-ENTITY_ this has gone on long enough ... WHERE is my life jacket !?
Hitting golf balls in the front yard ... I am deff no Tiger Woods . ⛳
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ words can't describe the pictures I have of us . Can you email me some of our singing videos ?
I burnt the shit out of the biscuits I just cooked and my dad still ate em #lovehim
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ ...... it will be spotless
What _TWITTER-ENTITY_ just told me made no sense and I'm lost in confusion
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ oh .... my ... god
think I might have taken it a little too far by my last text to jovo ..
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ that's my kinda rabbit
#impracticaljokers & gt ; & gt ; & gt ;
My mom seriously wants to adopt Amanda
just memorize it , it doesn't matter if you actually understand it #myinstructor #newnavy
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I'm sure they love you too
I eat ramen noodles at least once a day , if not more
all i did was catch a waterbottle
“ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ : I want some ice cream but I don't feel like moving” Story of my life .
Everyone go read Baylee's tweet
Lol at the fact that I took out # 40 three times and she cried .
Definitely failing at this
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ maybe if you wouldn't have done that to me we wouldn't have to do this lol so immature . Don't talk to me
That wasn't about you .. awkward .
Cereal for dinner bc my dad hates us and wants to stay at work till 10
I'd probably starve if it wasn't for _TWITTER-ENTITY_ . That boy is always feeding me McDonald's .
I didn't subtweet anyone hahah
I did a #womancrushwednesday of skylar diggins like 2 weeks ago
I think _TWITTER-ENTITY_ is a bad influence on me .
I'm so glad I graduated high school so I don't have to see these crazy bitches anymore
\She thinks I'm an alcoholic but I will stop for madi . I will stop . For madi " "
Love when my sis is drunk always talking shit hahaha
I love it when drunk people call me
I love arguing with this girl because she's actually mad
Jackass marathon . #mykindaday
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I've debated deleting mine .
Black movies that make fun of white people are hands down the best of all time
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ yesss . that night was perfect ✏️ don't forget the purple crowbar .
I came out to the truck and was listening to Clappers
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ it's so stupid
Just a warning I'm gonna look like shit in school tomorrow because I feel like shit from the weekend
“ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ : _TWITTER-ENTITY_ and I are like high school freshman not know what the hell we're doing ! #BeenTooLong #BackToTheBasics ”
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ wait why aren't we texting
jail bait bitches
I drunk snap chatted Brice last night
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ oh definitely !
I've spent almost 24 hours on 8 ball pool
I'm going for 10k tweets by tonight .
Can someone either sell all my soccer discount cards for me or just but them all from me
Me and Alex have been on the phone for a hour
lol speak for yourself
OMG what's wrong with you
This nigga _TWITTER-ENTITY_
7 8 bs
I see you _TWITTER-ENTITY_
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahaha it's your twitter name fag
Pulling in our neighborhood and my dad says \oh my god ghetto has entered our neighborhood . I hope they're just passing through ""
Everyone's saying how good I look
I put my sweater on and was gone , lol the teacher didn't even say anything
Fashion Police is my new favorite show
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ what ?!?
Hey _TWITTER-ENTITY_ stop taking snapchats while walking on campus
the pod is on shuffle .. this should be interesting
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ turn up Amanda
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ but actually it's so weird
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ better not
Lmao . That bears chairman had 3 voice cracks trying to get fired up
I know how much _TWITTER-ENTITY_ loves Beyonce and he's probably already like combusted just from the halftime show
the older sister and boyfriend is mad at me
We are awful people
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ pepperoni tits !
When I get to practice I'm gonna go head & amp ; put the trash cans on the sidelines
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I think I spelled a word wrong so I deleted it but anyway that's hilarious
\You need to learn how to breathe better " #hiccups "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ yeah .. Not everyone hahaha but that's a story for another time
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ i grew it myself .
Im staying in Carlow for another week
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ have you seen the best buy beats commercial ??? They do the Bernie
LOL _TWITTER-ENTITY_ for making everyone look completely ignorant tonight .
This 1st period class is ridiculous there are 8 of us just watching a movie this day should be interesting
I wanna see that bubble yum bum , buram bum budaum .
The Elkhorn vs Burke Rain delay was the greatest rain delay ill ever see
patty just fell down in the middle of panera
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ funny Joel more like we're trying to figure out why the smells when you walk in
pretty sure I'm scaring Jesse AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA OMFNSNSNSNSNA
Leaving it up to my friends to let the world know I'm coming home
You have sausage fingers shut up bitch
Everyone texts back re you okay ? " CAUSE I AM NOT AN AFFECTIONATE PERSON . "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ you ain't even got some playboy ? What kinda farmer are you ?!
honestly don't know how I get a streak of paint down my face painting the rock
HAHAHA . You really think imma hang with you ? For 1 I have a thing with someone & amp ; ain't gonna mess it up & amp ; 2 . You're nothing but a dick ✌
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahahahahah but seriously there are attractive people there . #dontworrynoah
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ what is he wearing
Caden just said \everyone gunna be wearin plaid pjs for their pajama day and I'm going with that one piece Spider-Man kill em " "
When snapchatting Todd u either get a picture of his dog , golf , or Taco Bell ... _TWITTER-ENTITY_
Sitting in the doctors office crack the nurse up by showing her the fish bites song from McDonalds !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ loll someone let my tweet get to them
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahaha it's bc your ditsy
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ Hahahaha omg I can't take it .. the peace sign though ?
omg when we were driving by raynor _TWITTER-ENTITY_ the top of the hill these 2 boys sledding down , hit each other & amp ; one flipped .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Glad I'm not alone .
\You ever stand and wait for a train to pass by , taking forever ? That's how I felt when your ass just moved past me " #thanks #asshole "
My formal date is my bestest friend in the whole world because as she puts it were oss ass bitches " ❤️ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ "
“ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ : Light skin ppl don't know if they black or white ”
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ just ran straight into the glass door #AndShesNotEvenDrinking #FuckingIdiot
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I totally felt that way too !! Haha everyone else just seemed to disappear for a little bit !
My ringtone is now a duck quacking and I seriously have a fit of giggles when anyone calls me
Sometimes I wanna be like marry Christmas here's my number But then I'm like oh yeah I have no game
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ LOL JUST MADE MY DAY
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Cuz I dont talk to you anymore
Welp , jus went 32-0 , going back to bed .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ when you called her a piranha & amp ; she thought Brandon's was in the room and we threw the yowl across the hall
just found some really embarrassing pictures from the beach _TWITTER-ENTITY_ #ohsnap
\What's up with you and guys with the last name of Miller ? First it was your teacher , now it's that baseball player " - My mom "
Let's just have a dance battle in the middle of Gnaden , _TWITTER-ENTITY_ !
I don't know who you are if you don't like Modern Family - #TOOFunny
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahaha how did you not feel me take it out ?!
My dad would be tanning right next to me right now but that bitch is at work #suckstosuck
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ it was so funny !
I can never go to church with _TWITTER-ENTITY_ because we stay laughing during the whole mass .
How'd brooksie know I was talking about her
I really don't get why people think I'm weird ..
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ it has penis in it if you spelled it right !
my email says I've missed 84 days of school . how is that possible ?
- You look like the emoji but you're really nice and gorgeous ☺️
Aeisha you liked that video ?
So I FaceTime _TWITTER-ENTITY_ and he's listening to Kiss Me Thru the Phone
Does anyone have an iPhone 5 charger I can have ? Mine just broke
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I found it in my pictures
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Hell to the no !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahaha i was making fun of that in second hour ❤️
I feel bad for everyone with school today
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ Hahaha , yes ! Dying .
Litterally couldn't remember if _TWITTER-ENTITY_ was really mad at me . Turns out it was just a dream
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ He doesnt need any luck ! Hes already making $40 a week man hes so rich
Delusional people #MakeMeLaugh
Pushed a car inside , took the tires off and put them back on .
You really aren't that pretty ..
Sam still wears Aero clothing .. embarrassing .. _TWITTER-ENTITY_
Lmaooo he tried to jump over him !
Lmfao ! Ill hide in the couch ! #sunnyprobs
me and boi Chris are just ready to beat some ass _TWITTER-ENTITY_
These season ticket holders in front of me
Me- Kyleigh why you gotta play me like thatKali- she takes after her uncleOh god that was a good one
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ that's my most favorite vine
999 ; I basically fav/retweet any of your tweets & amp;you're really nice and pretty
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ haha I don't know why but my first thought was MichealJackson and then I pictured you singing and dancing to like thriller
\I literally have like three friends " sounds about right _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ "
Fractured my wrist .. Was told I can't lift 6-8 weeks
Dad is trying to persuade the schnauzers with Dairy Queen doggie Icecream so they go outside ....
Good job today _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ and _TWITTER-ENTITY_
Omg I love Madison ! She hash tagged #GetchaPurOn
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahahahahahaha love you Chels !
hey give me damn gall bladder pills and I don't even have one ! Those dumb shit heads ! " -my pap "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you being married to Kevin just got me out of a ticket I LOVE YOU !!
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ yellow deli didn't fill any of us up
meant to text ight & amp ; auto correct put itchy
Sammy just told her mom the only kind of orgasm she's ever had is a foodgasm
Last time I checked you fuckin rode every black dude around here and nice tat looks really nice and well thought out
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahahah why do you have a headache silly girl ?
thinking about when jake threw his Starbucks cup
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ sorry legs
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Good times .
People at Sykes don't even ask me what I want anymore , they just make it
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ that place like across from the library it's like the doctors for emergencies like anyone can go
Omg this lady just came in my work and was so happy that she literally picked me up and gave me the biggest hug ever ...
First time watching workaholics was a success
Lol my data resets in a week and I haven't even used 20% of my monthly limit . This is a first
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ haha we so are this is awesome
All the attractive photos I'm tagging _TWITTER-ENTITY_ in on Facebook
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ omg lolololol I didn't even notice I said that
If our group messages got out , we'd be in trouble .
APOLOGIZE TO HIM RIGHT NOW .. \im sorry i fucked your bitch bro .. " "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ ok just don't ask what it is bc I have no idea I got the pretty colors
Is my mom really listening to Candy Shop right now .. #What
Tormenting Moe with sour patch watermelons
God damn calm down bro
Lol I have no one to go with/go with me to the pub tonight so I have to go alone . #anxietycity
Ayeeee shoutout to the car that just tried to go down union and almost died
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I can't with you this morning
Only way she having my kid is if she don't swallow for nine months
Pretty Little Boobs , The Walking Boobs and How I met your boobs . #AddBoobsToTvTitles is making me lol
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ PUT SOME PANTS ON
#Lasttweet my lawd can I spend and hour laughing about that vine
Twitter is all about mole day & amp ; how it sucks that'll be the day I ever go to it
Lmfao watching hockey with Emily and trying to teach her
Girl code ... saying someone is photogenic is like saying your face is ugly in real life
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ lmao my exact life !!!!! Yesterday I hid in my bathroom with the door locked .. Sitting in the corner
I love my job .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ so you took a moment of silence for me ? Lol
#WaysToGetABlackPersonMad for me to tweet yet a second time , when im white
“ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ : Some people are so confusing I don't even know what to do ... ” Or maybe it's that you are just dumb
Why my brother wants me to text him idk but I'm scared
Omg this cat is chasing his tail on the table
Our at buttons broke .. You know who you are
My dad interprets what he thinks my dogs are saying and I think that is the funniest shit
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ ya you're totally lesbian over that shit
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ okay badass don't get to excited
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ HAHAHAHA ! I knew what you meant !
Miles just called my mom boo boo
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ was just crying
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Oh . You already know .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ now I've slept with a bunch of guys
if ur gonna have a girl at least have one that's not scared to do stuff
Upperclass meridian guys
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ talking to one of my stupid teammates . Gotta put people in check
My mother is currently flipping out in my back yard cuz the deer ate all her broccoli ...
My tweets weren't even about you ? chill . Don't always jump to conclusion
If your girls cold there's 20 lame dudes with no chance waiting for you to mess up
358 , 141 , and 128 views on my YouTube vids
“ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ : #InMiddleSchool boyfriends & amp ; girlfriends would barely talk to each other & amp ; their friends would force them to hug” my life
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ yaaaa I don't wanna talk about it
People think it's easy ... you're funny .
“ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ : #MessageToMyFutureSpouse If you don't cry when I walk down the aisle Im turning around and you'll be finding a new wife\ "
Entire family beer pong tournament . That's right , grandma down to the 7 year old .
Finally going to my first baseball game this year . Yah , I know . I suck .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ the punisher ?
The music playing at Taco Bell right now & gt ; & gt ; & gt ; hahahahahahaha
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ Carys that's embarrassing
So _TWITTER-ENTITY_ dumped the whole cheez-it's down the side of my bed
My mom though Taylor and I were fighting cause I haven't seen him in 3 days
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I feel ya ... Who doesn't love cocoa puffs
Those are the types of things i snapchat matt
Hanging out with _TWITTER-ENTITY_ tonight for the first time in forever > & gt ; & gt ; #studying #kronksnewgroove
The things that happen over the weekend that no one would understand .. Great life
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ is a true best friend like if you guys only knew
Just saw a squirrel demolishing a pumpkin outside of the presidents house my day is made
Every time I watch Greys Anatomy before bed I dream I work in a hospital and now also when I do my medical terminology homework too
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ yooo I made you look silly td , I don't even wanna hear it
All them yuppie girls like ew chewing tobacco is nasty ! .... I'm just like put a good dip in , crack a cold one !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ lol and don't call Destiny the \Syracuse mall " ? #ratchetplease "
When people try to be mean , and then they just end up making themselves look bad !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ dude , when the volume is all the way up the speakers vibrate on the bass and make your ears feel weird af
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ yes .. Yes I am
Lex with that bag of chips after i popped it and the chips were coming out the bottom and she was STILL running around
I find it funny that the majority of people that text me are the people who live on the same campus as me
These Alabama fans are crying
Kids in Loveland who claim to be gangsters in Loveland ..... #idontknowwhattosay
My brother has opened two presents since this morning and is perfectly content . He still has at least 10
Ok I will admit that was kind of #GAY but oh well
Wait ... did someone make a badass dawg account yesterday ...
You're seriously the ugliest person I've ever seen
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahaha you were so happy last night #gasstationchillin
This dude in my history class really had a 0 . #goodshit
I really don't think my dog is gonna fit into her Halloween costume
I love it when my riends " pick fights with me . You should keep it up , it makes you look really mature "
My mom is freaking out because they're shutting off sytycd at 9
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ it'll be easier to learn with a hot dog . She'll learn to get rid of that gag reflex
cute ? you look like a bunch of sausage stuffed in a bag .!? _TWITTER-ENTITY_ #dead
nice twitter name _TWITTER-ENTITY_
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ text me !
I can't even handle _TWITTER-ENTITY_ and _TWITTER-ENTITY_ right now Im dying of laughter
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ that was hilarious ! and you know it !
#inmiddleschool I wore underarmour shoes
Garret's picture is his broken ass toe nail lmao _TWITTER-ENTITY_
Bryce giving a mal his number was the worst idea I love Alex Faggggg so much
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ one more day of crider !!
Gosh I humor myself
I got my new computer on this fine afternoon . thank you _TWITTER-ENTITY_ for sharing this \precious moment " with me "
\HOMESCHOOL PRIDE ! " _TWITTER-ENTITY_ "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ sounds like something I said while already under the influence .
Kamden saw a squirrel outside and said ' that's my grandpa ' LMAO !
Snapchating is awkward when you around a group of people I be snapping pictures to quick
I'm still cracking up _TWITTER-ENTITY_ Alyssa's moms face when she saw me doing the grind on me dance .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahaha Niiice . My luck they will mess up & amp ; I'll look surprised all the time
Zach told me to come because yolo but I'm gonna live that one life in bed tonight
Donna got her phone taken up last night she's 18 .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ me and Patty were so confused by it
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ seem like you can't wait for any day of the year
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ GOT HERRR
Last night was funny as hell
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ Ally sub tweeting Josh and I and shit .
Ferch just asked me if I was going to forest city's homecoming because he thought me and Timmy had a thing . Oh ferch you're a little behind
Angel had us in the visit dying
Be careful Marv is taking me to volleyball _TWITTER-ENTITY_
vines make my day
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ I'm so dead let that happen at family lunch .... I will fall out the chair
just saw some old guy slam his bike down and fight and invisible person
Why is everyone telling me to post a video ?
My dream last night & gt ; & gt ;
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ it is 2013 if you are incapable of simply getting on video or something like that you must live in Africa or something .
Dakota is such an overachiever _TWITTER-ENTITY_
I almost forgot how big of a joke the ESPY's are then Kapernick just won an award over Trout and Manziel ....?
\ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ : Can I have you for Christmas or nahhh ? _TWITTER-ENTITY_ ""
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ that's ok , my mom one night was going to make me create a Facebook to help her out
My mom says \how do you like lake Waterford ? " " It's cool , I pass it almost everyday on blunt rides . " "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ bad luck brad
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I'm allergic to the surrounding layer so nice try but maybe next time
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ everybody's got somebody but me is on right now and I'm loling thinking about how awkward it got on the boat after that
Brb , still dying
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ it doesn't even make sense
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ I can't even do this right now hahaha #suffocating
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I've lost 20 pounds but I really think its all just went to my booty ! And jeans NEVER fit right
Wow I guess people know more about my life than me #shittalkers
Jake is raging hard
You seriously can't be that dumb can you !!
some peoples tweets are gay as crap
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ well I luv u
Floating down the flint river catch us a catfish dinner , gonna sound like a winner winner .... every time
I need you like New Orleans needs a drought .
I feel like I can dry clothes in my mouth .... _TWITTER-ENTITY_
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ well alnost fanous anyway
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ \I don't care if you're crazy , come and be my baby . " I'm dyinggggggg "
IU basketball's warmups though
Just had the longest conversation with my soon to be stepfather haha he is awesome
Are you serious ? #lol
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ i laugh at the bitches you dont get
That Dutch I just rolled was wonderful
I need to make a legit homerun ... #wantsmyautograph #thenrunningoffintothesunlight
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ HAHAHAHAH dying . Thank you Jen for making me laugh
I got blocked
just stop ....
My car dancing just made _TWITTER-ENTITY_ spit her drink everywhere . #NowThatsSkill
Sleeping naked nbd #goodnight
lololol when _TWITTER-ENTITY_ tells me i'm not that much bigger than her ... #HAHAHA
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ OMG yes !
Fruit snacks are so hard to eat with my rubber bands in but I don't feel like taking them out
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you are too cute haha
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ well ill be watching
\That's a double negative so it's actually not that bad " _TWITTER-ENTITY_ "
\I'm on the edge of glory " just thought y'all should know lol "
When me and my roommates lay in my bed and send snapchats to each other & gt ; & gt ; & gt ; & gt ; & gt ; & gt ; & gt ; & gt ; & gt ;
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ it was funnnnny !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahaha yes I was happy too ! But I miss it .. and he's not your boyfriend because he's mine ✋back off
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ she found a popcorn maker in a wrong section , tried getting me to change the price from $150 to $24.99
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ wow Kayla that's rude ! Lol
Fack by eminem
My grandma would shit if she read my tweets , she thinks I'm a saint
Haley is too funny tonight
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ lol they really worry about you Hal I love you ! Merry Christmas doll ❄️
This family guy #favoriteshow
But wait this guy had steel balls hanging from his car ... #Dorchester lOling so hard right now
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I think Sara is
Dad ( watching TV what kinda lunch is that a bottle of cookie . Moment of silence Me : you said a bottle of cookie !!!!!!!
Saw that and laughed . Instant better mood . #LT
After 7 rounds pull the fucking sheets off #sorrytim
Haileys dad tweets to her so cute
I remember when I FaceTimed Kenzie after I got back from Andrews house the first time . The first thing she asked was if I got it in
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ word on the street
Already LOLing at this exam I'm about to tank #getpumped
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ are you a bird ?
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ so dumb I can't
Riding #oomf _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ oh jk ..
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Hahahaha I think everyone does .
My moms best friend is crazy ! What a long day this will be !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ ❤ love this '
Do you wanna ear the third worst story .. I'm sting next to a vegetarian
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ holy crap I love this so much but don't remember this at all ..
You can't have me hoe , because I'm nachos !!!
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I am not afraid .. You would die of laugh if u would see me now #iknowyoulovemeeeee
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ do it tomorrow night
Hahahah everybody's talkin about the game and _TWITTER-ENTITY_ is over here going on a twitter rant
If my mom went in my closet she'd have a cow I need to hang my clothes up . Seriously . Haha
I didn't even mean to send that snap in a story . My bad everyone .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I told my mom I was gonna make her watch it with me and whenever I ask to go to a movie she's like NEVER
Toy Story 2's bloopers kill me every fucking time
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I fell asleep
Can not believe I'm going to work looking like this
Told my little cousin if he hit my sister I would take him to see a movie . Guess who's going to see monsters university at 1:40 ?
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ my jam
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I could've guessed that nothing I ever talk about is appropriate
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I think we're over tired #whatarewesaying
me and tanner are waaay too close .
\Megan Richardson , I am calling you for business as usual becausee you know everything about everyone . " Gotta love my friends "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ why ? Bc we broke Ryan's phone !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ But you're loved so that's all that matters
This convo rn #lmfao
The fact that we are being traffic cones is seriously making me laugh so hard
I think it's about time I revisit them
Amanda called me a nerd today
when my nephew says he's hungry
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ that's everyday
The level these guys are on
So you say you got your toes painted because you have to barrel race this weekend ... Hmmm
I love you Lindseyyyyy
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahahha omg that's so funny
I cannot wait for it to go down between Lisa and me tomorrow night . It's gonna end interestingly .
\Before I watched chick flicks women only made me cry through my penis , now they make me cry through my eyes " —Peter Griffin "
Idk how you can go like 5 friend groups in the matter of 6 months
Well it looks like _TWITTER-ENTITY_ just became a Yankees fan .
just watched an Asian bounce his head off a glass window thinking it was a door #DYING
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ doin too much hahaha
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Okay ! The wolf pack needs to reunite here pretty quickly or I might go crazy ! #SummerMemories #MissIt
I told Cam to comeover & amp ; argue with me in person .... He blocked me on instagram
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ are you coming to the game Monday petey ?
Anybody ever try to get your favorite celebrities attention by just favoriting as many as their tweets as you can ? lol .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ it's SO funny
Every time I watch catfish , I think of the time _TWITTER-ENTITY_ and I made a fake Facebook
That awkward moment when you pull through a spot someone was about to try to back into #yousnoozeyoulose
Ok guys , I need my keys taken away .. I ran over _TWITTER-ENTITY_ earlier . #brb #dying
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ stop slackin .
I went over last month too
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ oh hahaha , I was asking for a ride to the game tomorrow . Tell your mom to not look at the text
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ HES ON THE TOILET OMG
I've tweeted _TWITTER-ENTITY_ soo much tonight
Pasta noodles wow .. I just meant one that didnt make sense
I don't even know y'all but you're welcome
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Is trippy mayne actually a feeling ? Because I feel very trippy mayne right now
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahahaha you did not
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ ' s tweets are the best
Lol i got my brother into the show the last couple episodes and his mad its over and can't wait till the new season
I want Burberry pajama pants like little Wayne in bed rock
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ that vine you tagged me in had me dying \ooooh , say one more fucking word ! ""
This is painful to watch ... But it must of been more painful being a cowboys fan and watching your team lose to us for the second time
When people post on Facebook \who wants to hangout " every single day . It makes me wonder if they have friends . "
Lauren already got yelled at in class
I wanna live there
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ DO NOT play with me bc im bored af at work everyday !! hahahahaha
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ the struggle
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I was doing my granny shot !!
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ bahaha ❤ it
I swear I get the craziest dm's
I'm at the bar in tannersville and all friends are talking about is how much they want _TWITTER-ENTITY_
Ahh who cares .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ oh most def i can do that
My mom posted a picture of her and my dad and was like me and my other half , an the picture only posted from the waist down #coincidence
did I really just say errythang ?
#IfYourMyFriend you know I'm a cry baby
At least somebody misses me !
All the asain dudes at Wegmans are too funny
Still can't believe that last night lmfao
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ this would SO Be me
Some lady just said she was gonna make me lean into her car to get her money then kidnap me hahahahah wuutttt
Pretty sure I'm the only one up in this house since this is COUPLES RETREAT and I'm all alone in someone's room
Dude was staring so hard that he walked into a pole
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ has me dying right now
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ babe I still want to date you your my one and only forever and ever #iloveyou
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ stop getting into twitter fights
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I was just thinking that after I posted it
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ ayeah I saw your ass walk into h2o last night in OC . I knew it was you with your Xmas lebrons .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ what's worse is my dog ran into it the next day and made the glass fall
How many people at home are going to ask about my face/ say it's scary before everyone realizes it's really funny ⚡️
Im dying laughing
My area team > & gt ; & gt ; & gt ; _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ HAHAHAHAHA ! Oh , that song ... Memories from when we were hot stuff
Billy just made my day with that tweet
Seeing _TWITTER-ENTITY_ today at the dollar store #ratchet
My class is talking about dabs #aintevenbad
HAHAHA the things Lauren is telling me that I said last night
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ HAHAHA I SO KNOW WHO THIS IS ABOUT .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I love you too
\You Suck my dick , ill pay your rent " Lmao _TWITTER-ENTITY_ gets me every time "
this lock down/drug search shit .
I always look forward to extremely early phone calls from _TWITTER-ENTITY_
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ awh thanks
But she doesn't though
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I just watched your crazy dancing
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ come on lex , you're slackin
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ Omg .
Gonna third wheel at the movies tonight like always
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Brock's probably better than you
I know this girl did not just admit she was pregnant via an Instagram photo ,
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ smoky eyes bahahaha
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ omg hahahahaha he's got furry boots on so cute !
This cab driver is the funniest dude #indianComedian
#WelcomeToMySchoolWhere apparently the dress code has no meaning to it anymore
Snooki makes me geek
Morgan stay #KillingMyVibe
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ sounds perfect lmao
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I was trying to find in those statements where cotton candy still sucks , but I could not .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ do not touch my wineeee ... Lmao autocorrect changed \wineeee " to " wiener " at first "
\Why do bad things have to happen to good cats !?! * crying * " _TWITTER-ENTITY_ #idied "
' Camis ? Are those the things guys hate when you're making out and trying to feel a girl up and it traps your hand ? ' Oh dale .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ is there going to be a sequel because I would totally read that
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ If he is , let him have her . She isn't anything . Flat from headTo toe #Bipolar
Savannah always has me weak as fuck ...
I commented on my ex's status about giving up on dating and his aunt commented saying \you should date women like Tayleigh " "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ someone looks confused
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ ☺️ love you syd !
LMAO they killed _TWITTER-ENTITY_ favorite guy off 1st episode ! #AHS
\I think he's lower than ocean bottom than whale shit , and you have to dig 10 more feet to find him " seriously I just died , my mom kills me "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ haha I thought it was real
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ on\ and English class too "
I think I was someone's WCW maybe like 3 times
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ no I meant like I got you ... As my friend we are now buds
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ So do I . Have you taught him how to sneak and use his phone ?
I had about 20 baptist fits tonight
Talk about trolling
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ clinger
yeah just watching _TWITTER-ENTITY_ run with a pug
Mr. Milne just meant to say selfie and said facey
That 70s show
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ thanks girl
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ YES !
shut the fuck up , you know you're home alone right now
I don't understand how people drink pop for breakfast .. I'm not a genius but I don't think that's healthy lol
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I think you already have Ray
my dad trying to argue with the sirus xm people right now he doesn't even know what he's arguing ab
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I am working tomorrow most likely will see you haha
I love days when me and _TWITTER-ENTITY_ just laugh ❤
But it seriously made my day when Chris gave me a cigarette #thanksbud
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ moms a ratchet hoe ✋ bitch don't kill my vibe
I seriously just laughed out loud at that .
“ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ : The hardest decision in life is trying to figure out what you want to eat when you're starving” _TWITTER-ENTITY_
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you move the clock forward by one hour
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ You'd be surprised the measures we go to to take care of our cattle !! Hahaha .
Kelsi won't tell me the score . Guess Texas is losing . But what's new ?
when _TWITTER-ENTITY_ slips in the driveway and keeps on walking
Only my hair stylist would know exactly what's going on in my life because they way I came in through the door
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I ran all threw my house and got everyone to do it . #complete -fail hahaha
Watching despicable me makes me miss my _TWITTER-ENTITY_ minions
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ this is great
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I would just eat a little of both !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ no there is like a million people going
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I dare you
\When God made women he made a strange creature , they have to cry to be happy and have to go to the bathroom together . " "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I'm dyin over here
I'll take a tall glass of you
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ new thang
Lolol Dude arrested her for changing the lyrics to a song ... #rage
Seriously cannot stop laughing at the stupidity of those lies
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ HAHAHAHAHAHA stooopppp
\Dad , I really wanna take a psychology class in college " " Oh so you can try and understand men ? Good luck " "
\You don't give a fuck about me " but you're still looking at my story snaps ... Oh "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ ya think ?!
Monica's sad because she can't go to the Chinese buffet with us . She has to go to her In laws instead #losiento
Love the fact they put Precious is in #AHS as a witch
Tosh . O can always improve my mood
It's okay tho I just got a strike
So the new kid came up to me today and said , \do u play football ? " I said , next year I am why ? And he said , " because your freakin swole ""
Danielle just hit her head on the ceiling
My manager just asked me if my field hockey team went to championships yet . He tried
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I know . He's hot as hell . I told Kelsea the same thing
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ don't kid yourself , we were lil faggots
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ . no . I'm not .
At least we gave him a good show
Just shot my dad with a BB gun
the fact that I have to be Karen from mean girls tomorrow
Chubby bunny ! Best game ever . _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_
And I've been single for like 5 months .
Why did I sign up for service learning .... I don't have time for this
She said if this charger doesn't last till ultra then she's selling my tickets
We ask what game everyone wants to play and my grandma says spin the bottle like what
Hahahahaha had me rolling
Balling like Lebron , We Shopping In Milan
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ haha he did it to himself so yeah he did
Lol no one in this class actually reads
Well Jen led him to my lair
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ .... only you Kennedy . Only you
The sexual harassment video at #Clearlink
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I miss you too janelle made my night
4 years ago today we got stuck in an elevator in Cleveland ... _TWITTER-ENTITY_
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ oh my I'm praying for you both
now my mom is tickling her and she is screaming rape
Caleb would favorite that
My dad just found my second tattoo
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ is cracking me up with these tweets right now !
I'm talking dick in a box !
Holding my tongue . I can't wait to see your basic ass in public
Lmfao I pull-up to my manager's house to do her and hair and makeup and when I turn the corner she's chasing a dog in the street
My snapchat friends probably hate me #sorrynotsorry
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ knowing damn Well I done seen every episode .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ LMAO !!! Good one !
“ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ : I didn't really change my number , I just told you that so you would stop texting me . ” So us ! _TWITTER-ENTITY_ but you really did
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ lmao oops wrong Bobby _TWITTER-ENTITY_
I think my brother and I are both hungover . My parents called us for dinner , sat out here but didn't eat . Parents left , back to our rooms .
Fastest way to piss off a hunter : \ did you catch something ? " "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahaha I don't even know
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ it's ok lolol I'm just going to sit here and eat
We smelled like ketchup the whole night .
Lol me & amp ; my bro were just sitting here turning up to instrumentals . #wecute ❤
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ *** when you tripped me *** hahaha no thank god I'm so lucky , that was a mess
Lol at people who have selfies as their lock screen
Basically tonight was FLAGA , FLAGA , FLAGA , & amp ; a couple randoms thrown in .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ that honestly was SO funny
Would it kill you to wash your feet bo baggins ?
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ yeah we try to be
going to blazing onion to bug nick is always fun
\Wait is Moby Dick a robot ? " _TWITTER-ENTITY_ "
Just in the middle of showering and I had to poop so bad I had to get out all wet #TMI
#LetsMakeItAwkward ?! Hahahahaha can we please ?! I'd die
1996-97- u and me have been close sense day 1 !! We r like brothers ! my favorite memories of us is of us shutting down meijers
Kirsten always creeps on my twitter
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ make me feel some type of way
Sitting in a restaurant and I keep watching this girl at another table look towards the window and pick her nose she's done it 4 times !
Lol when people think tweets are about them and they aren't
It's pretty bad when my homecoming shoes where twice as much as what my dress costed .
As I Get Older , I Feel Like I Get \ Nerdier " Instead Of Going Out , I Rather Study For A Test Or Read My Textbook #WthIsHappening "
10:31 & gt ; any other time
Weren't you just so in love with me a week ago ? Now you're talking to two different girls .
The videos that we send in our group message are the funniest thing ever ! _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_
I remember I was In the landing and they thought me and _TWITTER-ENTITY_ broke into the laundry mat
I wake _TWITTER-ENTITY_ up every night at 2 am #neverfails #needy
at least dwayne understands _TWITTER-ENTITY_
Or don't text back that's cool to . After you complain about me not texting back lol . #MakesSence
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ haha you and quote a song and change the words
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ don't let her read those texts
Like I'm pretty sure it stresses me out more then school does . I obviously need to calm down because that's not okay
This group chat _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_
I don't wanna see a tweet about JB cuz ... Actually I've just always wanted to say that
The hilarious text conversations me and _TWITTER-ENTITY_ have in class & gt ; & gt ;
wow sharkeisha made my day
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ he loves me so much
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ cracks me up .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ lolz so you got them to open your dorm for you ??
Watch me _TWITTER-ENTITY_ and _TWITTER-ENTITY_ be the only people in the pool tomorrow night at the hotel
This camera guy doe
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ grew a pair , trying to fight everyone
tonight at Buffalo Wild Wings and the ride home & gt ; & gt ; & gt ; & gt ; & gt ; SO MUCH FUN ☺
Apparently throwing people off the back of the truck is what you do to someone you love ! Poor Pat .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ thanks , you put me in a sticky situation !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ shiiiiiit !
When you get stuck in the back of a car while you friend and his mom argue in the front seat #awkward
This group message > & gt ; & gt ; & gt ; _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_
So uhh Christina has bad road rage ✋
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I know , he was so annoying . He literally hated me for no reason !
Just showed my grandpa the ain't nobody got time for that video
Lindsey just sent me a video of Kayleigha telling me not to pass out when I give blood . #hahaha
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ what the hell are we doing !!!!????
Corey Smith dedicated \I Love Everyone " to Paula Deen , I can't . "
mine and moms afternoon so far
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ our phones
He was gonna tackle him with or without the ball #GoHawks
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ sure did . I'll admit you beat me once but I came out on top after ✌
2⃣2⃣ - welllllll . I'm glad I got to hang out with you haha and you're pretty attractive for a guy I guess but I miss you !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ right me too hahaha .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Ii understand
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I WAS JUST THINKIN THAT
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ pretty much the best
Winding Up With No One Is A Lot Less Fun Than A Burn From The Sun . Or Sand In Your Buns
\Let me smell your feet so I can sleep ! " "
It's about to be a very interest BBQ lmfao #BoutToBeABitchFight
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ goodbye .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ ill think about it ! It's kind of hard to come back out when I didn't go to one workout
I know I've said this before , but ... FaceTime with _TWITTER-ENTITY_ & gt ; & gt ; & gt ; & gt ; #neveradullmoment
I remember when I was around 9 I would wake up super early dress very fast and go back to bed so I would have all this time left to sleep
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Trevor's taxi service on its way
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ sounds not interesting
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ this is too funny
My boyfriend and I literally cancelled our plans for last night so we could watch the new #DuckDynasty
It was funny tho cause Dallas kept saying it was produced that way cause a guy hooked up with his hott cousin
When rice says he's big & gt ; & gt ; & gt ; & gt ; & gt ; & gt ; & gt ;
Lol I love Delaney so much .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ and then there's those guys that wouldn't mind being in jail for underage girls
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ all the time
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ passed you last night around 8 by the pig . I was flailing around like an idiot waving
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ oh girl my ass couldn't fit in a small if it tried thanks anyways lol !
This conversation going on between _TWITTER-ENTITY_ and _TWITTER-ENTITY_ #killingme
when you actually LOL at Vines & gt ;
Every time I'm at Nichole's I eat more than my weight
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ it's because you think you don't have homework but in reality you do
last night easily takes the cake for strangest/weirdest night I've had . Comin back to the U with a bang !!! #turndown4what
#tweetyourfirst7emojis ❤️ that's actually extremely accurate in describing our conversations ... _TWITTER-ENTITY_
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ me either
Everyone hates me right now
This pumpkin song on the radio
no I don't mind when you cancel our plans last minute lol don't worry bout it
#truthis _TWITTER-ENTITY_ you snore and talk in your sleep
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ ehh imma blame it on autocorrect andddd yes !! inform her of this and tell her she best be excited ! haa
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ uh , yeah ! While we're at it we can terrorize the Cress manor
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahah he literally always is
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I can't deal with our team name , hahah ! ⚾️
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ do you not remember the relationship I used to be in ?
dad asked what FUPA meant
Heaven you don't play basketball nor wil you ever play basketball and you won't ball anyone up
The wind blew the door open I ran in the kitchen and grabbed a knife because I thought someone was breaking in lol
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you actually got beef jerky
the fact that my five year old brother knows how to stretch me > & gt ; & gt ; #dancerproblems
Dying at this Curren$y interview . Literally gets me everytime
Justin Carlton Wagner
The thing about me & amp ; Jessie fighting is that we both refuse to not have the last word . & amp ; that's making me forget that I'm mad . _TWITTER-ENTITY_
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Katie it's a joke
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you meant best players right good game though I hate the rest of your team except you
You shut your mouth when your talking to me ! #weddingcrashers
For _TWITTER-ENTITY_ letting me borrow his hard hat and vest I have to hook him up on a double date ... With at least a \harbor 7 " good lord lmao "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ actually fell for that
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ it was 11:12
At the outlets but they're not even open
I cant even have a straight face right now
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ when I run I'm just like I ain't got no worries .. But I haven't ran at night
I rarely ever get on Instagram and Facebook so don't judge me for what's on there
I apologize everyone for my favorites and retweets but it continue all night
at the gas station making fun of someone to myself and go to get in my car and LITERALLY almost faceplant into the side of my car . KARMA
Bdubbs is hoopin tonight !
My moms has more pictures of Adam on our fridge then me ... #ThanksMom
The amount of bitterness over that mamas most ratchet page is awesome
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ don't lie .. You're complaining cause I won't let you love me
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ is taking a picture of his ticket with his beer and then said TFM he is such a bro ! #MyDadInventedSwagg
Tonight begins one crazy weekend for a lot of people !
Who would have thought AP lit would come in handy during psychology .
did you really just text me ?
My mon was just like , \Lauren you need to go to bed oh wait you took a nap . Fine you need to go to bed by 1:30 . ""
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ looks like another way you gotta make sure to keep Corey in check
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ don't worry it's the prettiest garbage bag I could find
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ I just seen that
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ can we please just take a second to remember mine and lexies braces
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ just keep ya nose away from my phone
How can you be pissed if you're his dad ? I'd just pick him up and be like how was it ?
I scared my kitten and she jumped an landed in the water bowl
Jenna just ratted herself out for the second time tonight
Group texts with a _TWITTER-ENTITY_ brothers and sisters & gt ; & gt ; & gt ; Hahaha
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ lmfao Kayla stop
Now he came out of the bathroom making strange noises and said he was a T-Rex
My moms so hungover she can't walk to the bathroom
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I went to see matt thinking about going for a run
while everyone is arguing im rooting for hoover to beat stow
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahahaha , this is so true that it's funny
But wait she is still in high school
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ ohhhhhhhh forgot I said that
Just saw Zach Gengler on tv for a Vikings commercial , eating popcorn
I'm watching the BET Awards and my mom came downstairs and said \what the hell are you watching " "
My mom just got home more fucked up than I was last night lol
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ so true !
Next week needs to hurry up !! _TWITTER-ENTITY_ IM READY FOR THE BEACH . In November .
My dad always had windows down , AC full blast , and music cranked up .. Me & amp ; my brother got sooo mad . #tryingtosleep #tryingtostayawake
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I'm laughing at this
Group text is a great way for me and _TWITTER-ENTITY_ to show people how are text conversations are _TWITTER-ENTITY_
The teacher moves Noah and he says \man this is a nice seat " and she goes " yeah i know now shut the heck up " "
I have four dogs and they aren't even on a leash .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ I thought we were in high school not middle school . ✋
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ this is my foreign friend Lirim you're supposed to hide the bombs we've talked about this
I might cry .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ thank you sunshine ! They were fun ! _TWITTER-ENTITY_ & amp ; _TWITTER-ENTITY_ are my models !
Cracking up at this show #nikkiandsaralive #MTV
' Papa was a rollin ' stones babies'-waitress at Waffle House
These girls are back here taking selfies like no one can see them .
Coach Nate is the funniest dude alive
I need to learn how to twerk by Saturday
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ yeah yeah , texting works both ways estfriend " "
I wonder how coach Chester is reacting right now lol
Hopefully I'm 6'5\ and 260 one day "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ raitors ? We aren't traitors ! " "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ If I order 5 , how many do I left doughnut lady ?! That's what I need to know right now !!!
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ that is where you're wrong . Remember arguing on the bus ride up to CCR last year . I said they were going 12-1 . You said 5-7
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I wish I had a cookie
Way to subtweet me back
\Yes I'm pretty sure we have all sat in a car " _TWITTER-ENTITY_ "
Just remembered how _TWITTER-ENTITY_ fell in the bathroom last night and got the wind knocked out of her by the bath tub
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you had me dying
I like how cheesing has an alternate definition if you watch South Park you will know
To bad that tweet wasnt abot you thomas
The amount of car and truck pictures I retweet on a daily basis is insane ! What can I say ? I like cars and trucks .
Did hell just freeze over ? Allison's doing the dishes
Dying right now watching Date night !!!
I love my cousins so much
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ ill be old too so
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ i messed up
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahahahah
Taylor's hair is just so cute now
Brooke you're too funny , stop it
Someone just told me that I look so pretty when I actually get dressed up yes that's college for ya
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ BYE DELONDRA
Lol every time I take my ambien Jace is always like lets go out and do something _TWITTER-ENTITY_
\Brennan tell your stories about Trenton " I don't think I have any appropriate ones "
This conversation can't be real right now can I please share it ? _TWITTER-ENTITY_
Cabaret makes me turn into a professional back up dancer in my room when I listen to it
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ why ? Your exempting to .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ is freaking hilarious .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ exactly ! Maybe if we get them doughnuts and coffee they'll leave us alone ✔☕
Maybe at one point in the movie you think things are gonna be cool but then I do some weird shit and end up pathetically alone
\Ever since she got out of jail , she won't do anything . She won't even speed . Then she yells at me for going 50 in a 45 " "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ not soccer i'll tell ya that
Watching bridesmaids for the first time .. _TWITTER-ENTITY_
My life is complete with you . You're all I've wanted in a guy . Even if your a fag , and you get mad when I call you gay muah
I love when my dog walks over to me and shoves her face under my arm to her attention
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I was kidding faggot
A baby's laughter can almost always make you giggle
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Done being creepy now .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahahaha❤❤❤❤ you love me and you know it
Wiz Khalifa's vine
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ we have to be prepared before we goo
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ oh yeah definitely bro and whens the last time the knicks raised a banner ?
He's too funny
I use these faces the most :
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ lmao soo funny
The voicemails _TWITTER-ENTITY_ leaves me are unexplainably strange .
The fact that wall twerking is an achievement during recovery for me
Just got my grandma to lay on the horn because someone was turning where they weren't supposed to .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ LOL at how you pretend like you know how to
Me ? Need you ? good one
Well that's embarrassing
Thats the funniest thing ever !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ can't wait to see him tomorrow night
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ get down with your bad self !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ triple OT with _TWITTER-ENTITY_ again ??
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ lol at when I asked if this was 2 books put together on the first day of class with buck
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Kennedi dared me to do it
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ oooooo that's not a good idea
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ i turned it in unfinished
Measure the passage to your size .. Hahahahah I totally get that .
As you Salem people would say .... SALAAAMMMER
Jamming out to African Queen with my boo only makes my Friday better ! _TWITTER-ENTITY_
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ in your half wide ?
just got called a thot
Snooki trying to fish is exactly like me
Shay is the poster child of \Turn Down For Nothing ""
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ LETS NOT GET CARRIED AWAY NOW
Pretty sure Sean just said oobs " "
Really wish _TWITTER-ENTITY_ woulda came and watched donkey basketball with me tonight ..
What do I look like stealing money when I could just ask my parents ? Like WTF ✋
Kinda wish I had the chicks number so I could just keep sending all these to her . That'd be some funny shit .
straightening my hair for tomorrow . no ones gonna recognize me .
Haha ... Daylann stupid ass
The numbers on my right hand are soooo bad
Miley's brow though
You're a straight up turd
Hahahaha . I left my driver side window open during the downpour yesterday & amp ; the seat is still wet
What if he fell the last step ..
I felt like an asshole going into Burger King in my pjs but when I walked in there was legit 4 other people in pjs #ilovethesouth
you're fucking psycho .
If you were on Mcmullen booth and 580 about five minutes ago and saw someone do a one person Chinese firedrill it was _TWITTER-ENTITY_
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ good I need to spike on you
Sorry to everyone who sees me to tonight at work
\I thought hell I don't need to be talking to y'all broke bastards . Y'all broker than I am or you wouldn't be working for me . " -Pawpaw "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahaha !
I'm looking/creeping through _TWITTER-ENTITY_ pictures and I've never laughed so hard .
Liv and jake better be behaving at my house
lol to that time I walked into the room at 2am to _TWITTER-ENTITY_ crying over one tree hill #dweeb #butiloveyou
I got the new otter box and it's so damn big
When I open my bag with Velcro and someone says bless you thinking it was a sneeze & gt ; & gt ; & gt ; #awk
Is that like a record or something ? Can I at least make it in the world records ?
Kempf said he's moderating me tn great friend
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I'd rather not know
Love the three am phone calls
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ trying to fix that damn persistent cough we all have ?! haha #MedUp
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ haha omg
Everytime I hear hips don't lie in think of when _TWITTER-ENTITY_ and I did a dance routine at white brook
That new mr clean commercial is so weird
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ pretty sure I just died of laughter babe omg his is a tampon holder " " dude that went it my mouth " "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ yes
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I have plenty of that , trust me . Lmfao ! #issues
Take an exam with a zip close by . Haha☑️
If I had to drive myself to school everyday I'd always be late
Truck broke down ? Shoulda got a Chevy _TWITTER-ENTITY_
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ he was screaming and all of a sudden he open the bottle up and poured it on him love you too❤️
I wanna go put a trip wire on one of the side walks in manhattan and watch all the people fall flat on their face
Today is the test of how well my family knows me by what gifts they bought me . JK not really but Merry Christmas Eve !!
Caitlyn's mom & amp ; my mom's conversation
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ Noah where is the field
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ sorry ! I'm limited on 140 characters !
Good day with the team ❤
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ what happened to ya shower ?
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ ; ok I sent you one now , pretty sure it's you .
I love whose line
Alex and I , however , did not win one . We just have way too many Cokes considering I drink one or two a week . we have 12 !!
actually excited to go to the gym but I'm sure that will change once I get there hopefully not
That 70's show . & gt ;
HE DOESN'T SERVE OUR COUNTRY & amp ; YOU'RE NOT FROM HERE SO WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT !!?
You're good dude . I have pug eyes I accept it .
We made milkshakes and not a single boy came to the yard
He said the kid that thought of it shouldn't have gotten expelled .. he should have gotten an award
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you text me first
The first thing Sekiya ( she is 5 ) said when my landlord walked in was \is that a boy ? Or a girl ? " I am dead "
Omg last night tho #noshame
I'm going to the dark side and becoming a tool #thisguy
LOL had the weirdest dream last night tho
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ JK were best friends I was kidding with you dude ........... so when you going to Dunkin ?
Just saw a picture of a video llamas with hats lmao #memories _TWITTER-ENTITY_
The way I eat popcorn ...
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I'm so nervous god
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I so would , but I'm about to eat a salad .
\ITS THE PITS . " _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ "
Should we leave here in 7 minutes ? _TWITTER-ENTITY_
My parents are probably proud .
Jamie's so drunk
I love how I react to everything . #laughs
Why does my aunt have snapchat ?
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ nearly killed Paul !!! _TWITTER-ENTITY_ #1DDayLive
You two girls aren't friends of mine , you're just back stabbing whores . ✋
I've gotten zero texts all day
Tomorrow is my last day of high school ... Don't know how I feel about this .
Uhh ohh my dad said hes lookin forward to gettin destroyed tonight
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ drunk me omg
I love watching people snapchat
\If I get high tonight you're gonna have to take off that hat " "
#HowIMetMyBestfriend I got shitty drunk and punched him in the chest . _TWITTER-ENTITY_
I would trap Carrie ... Just so I could have her for 18years lol
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ thanks !!! And it would look good on you too . We just gotta keep it on the dl . I might see it on someone else the next day
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ lmao we took so many Christmas photos ❄
We have this German born Costa Rican staying with us and he could possibly be the funniest man in the world
It's funny how most of the kids that are so called \Christians " are the ones who talk about and judge people the most "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you suck at typing
OOOOOOH SHIT VELMA . YOU FUCKED UP . DUMB SLUT .
My bed is literally 5 feet from its original location ... Fun last night , Cody ?
\chances are if your parents didn't have children , you won't either . " "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ what are you trying to get at mister ?
Hahaha you're 21 , she's 14 . Have fun in jail remember not to drop the soap .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ ahahahahah oh be quiet !
I'll still have sex with you if you want ..
lol at the thought of me taking the AP test for calculus on Wednesday
I kissed a ginger and I liked it
Are we there yet ?
I can't breath at these #stopblackgirls2013 tweets
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ but I want to have plans with some person I don't even know cause they double tapped my pictures
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ my friends are weird
Girl , watch your self .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ lol yeah it was
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ oh yeah she did . \Oh man she was so disrespectful , that why I couldn't stay . That class was bad girls . ""
This Is The End is probz the best movie ever
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ ladies calm downPlenty of Hayden to go around
So I got my permit in the mail today .. It looks like a mug shot .. Ugh
HAHAH all I'm doing is sitting here laughing because no one can figure out if the conversation is about Kat or the Cat
room raiders is on ... wtf hahahaha
We sound like the sims
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ what ! I was not aware of this I will next time
I just sprayed haileys dog with water and told hailey I dropped her dog in the toilet .
Excuses are the bricks that build the house of failure ... And may I say township is under construction #LoveTheBoysTho
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahahahahaha that was the one I've been waiting on
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ of us silly
i ate a hot tamale . and it felt like i popped a molly . i was sweatin , WOO . _TWITTER-ENTITY_
Sorry I just wanted to fit in
The beginning of no strings attached
I just really like laughing at people
The boaz movie theatre is ghetto .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ who invited you in this
I can't wait to see twitter tomorrow when school isn't canceled
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I like the final result . But I was numb for a week
Why am I so emotional
“ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ : _TWITTER-ENTITY_ remember 7th grade basketball practice when I blocked your shot off the back wall of the gym #oops ”
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I'm such a fag I swear
No wonder I don't have a boyfriend . _TWITTER-ENTITY_ vines are a prime example . #brb #dying
My dad is on a roll tonight
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ cause I can ! Don't make fun ! imma alittle slow
Apparently I pet _TWITTER-ENTITY_ face when I'm sleeping
Key and Peele right now
I'll drop kick her in the twat .. #justsaying
If we don't snapchat you're seriously missing out on the funniest video of aspen ever #dying
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I know , shocker right ? Lol I think I took a deep sigh and that's about it
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ woah there . Going all godly on me now ?
go hang out with all of your friends
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I love you
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ love you again I don't wanna fight anymore lol punched you enough
Dang Amy couldn't even throw a ball back then
I absolutely love Jim Carreylike he has still got to be one of my favorites #LiarLiar
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ when we were in Mrs. Robinsons class together .
but I mean if the shoe fits , wear it
How were the nephews and nieces today cult ? _TWITTER-ENTITY_
Walking to Taco Bell in the snow wasn't the best idea ever
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ Why didn't I think of this ?
Tim Hawkins pulp story
-Charles Barkley #PreviousTweet
I dumped a milkshake on this kid and I'm pretty sure he's about to ask me to his homecoming .
Can't wait until we all graduate & amp ; realize how stupid this all is .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ you guys are horrible . I even knew who that was about .
Frontin to the max
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ kern has to flying game _TWITTER-ENTITY_
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ Never talk to cops , I don't speak Pig Latin
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I got to see Ellie yesterday ! I hadn't seen her since she left ! She's still tiny and adorable ! I miss the gpa clique
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ oh my gawd
Might have to cry lol from laughing ! Hahahaha
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I got a new snapchat ya dingus
Can't wait to hear the lame ass excuse for this one
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ yeah I love him NOW
I've been _TWITTER-ENTITY_ ' s women crush wednesday once
no no no
We are so nice to eachother on snaphat _TWITTER-ENTITY_
\Is it because their burgers are square ?! " -Amanda Rhea #bestquoteoftheday "
Ohhh , so you're naive AND a hypocrite ?! Double threat !! Haha #getreal
what is this advisory right now
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ lmao he doesn't wear the actual boots tho he just puts on my slippers cause he's lazy lol
Hahah I guess I'm not real then
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I think he'd make great friends with them
Lmao _TWITTER-ENTITY_ header
Someone at work yells that there is an \ethnic boy " at the window asking for me and it was _TWITTER-ENTITY_ "
go watch my video on instagram _TWITTER-ENTITY_
This bitch on my TL is young as hell freaked out I can't .
First time we've been to this canes sober . _TWITTER-ENTITY_
Remember when adults used to try to convince us we'd never get jobs and our lives would end if we sexted ?
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ someone hired you ????
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ i have a album of pictures just of you on my ipod . wait wut ? who said that ..? not me ... #embarrassing ... just kidding
Just used a voice over in a conversation
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ Talking About What Should've Could've Even If It Would've
Does anyone else remember whoopie cushions ?
Of course the one time I'm jammin out on the bus nick is behind me in his car ... sorry you had to see that ....
\ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ : When I came home my apron looked like I wrestled a cow & amp ; stabbed it a couple times " HAHAHAHA "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ although I wanted the boys to win , I have no hesitation to rub this in ur face for how much u hate on the pats , so .... HAHAHAHAHAH
so lord help me if I have to go get a physical . last time I couldn't walk in a straight line heel to toe .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ lmao I laughed at it for like ten minutes !
“ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ : You know you're amazing when people you don't even know hate you . ” I'm not a guy but it had to be retweeted .
Watching LOL with _TWITTER-ENTITY_ and _TWITTER-ENTITY_
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ oh my gosh there's a mouse in here ! FEET ON THE TABLE and when you broke the stand ... Your face & gt ; & gt ; & gt ; I'll miss you Kenneth
Theses refs fucking suck
\This is some satanic bullshit ! " _TWITTER-ENTITY_ "
This should be fun
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ nah I don't got enough booty for dat
Wow I looked really dumb I meant * cat not car
People make me laugh . You're 19 . Good luck with your life
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I do all three to you .
So last night I locked my keys in my car , got a straw shoved up my nose causing it to bleed , & amp ; had someone fall on me leaving a bruise .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ whatever I thought about texting you in Spanish earlier
Dude trying to vouch for cleveland football team defense what defense nigga ??
I accidentally just locked kitty in the fridge
All these girls stressing about prom
Lol at how _TWITTER-ENTITY_ came over at 12:30 last night
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I just died because of that picture lmfao !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ not even 3 days a week get it right . And still bring in more then
I guess I'll see everyone in church tomorrow
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ me toooo . i didn't even know i was racist until now . i need to reevaluate my life
My parents said Santa can't come if I can see so they shut the French doors blocking my view of our tree I'm 20 years old
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahaha that blows !! Good luck !
“ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ : When you fuck around and say you aren't doing anything and an ugly muthafuckin wanna come chill ..... & lt ; & lt ; ”
Corey cracks me the fuck up on Boy Meets World lol
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ omg you're ugly
omg highway to hell is playing on tdcc radio
This is just too damn weird .. _TWITTER-ENTITY_
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Hahaha !
Him- Where's my 49ers jersey ? Her- I washed it . Him- WHAT ?! Her- It had a stain . Him- Walks of rambling . Her- Go Ravens !
My dad let me choose all of his football pick for this week he's going to lose
Just wanna let you know I love you
Like why are there so many flies !
Oh how I've missed our stupid conversations _TWITTER-ENTITY_
Hahaha thats funny
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ it was crazy , my phone froze up
NEWS FLASH : you dot have the body or the face to be a slut so stop trying !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ look what my header is on my profile
#EasilyAttractedTo my trap boys
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ just sent me a picture of my dad . #creeper
Officially the newest employees of Levi's _TWITTER-ENTITY_
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I miss you too ! We need to hangout soon cause shit gets crazy with us
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ haha a lot better than I was last night/this morning
It's so fucking hilarious when the guys I used to want to talk to in like 7th or 8th grade ignored me and now they want me . HELLL NO BOO
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ lol wasn't that the night Annalise said she watched porn !?
Nothing is better than sitting by my dad while Matt Millen talks football on tv .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ mwahahahahhahaha ☺
Zane uses anal butt plugs
“ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ : _TWITTER-ENTITY_ is whispering to herself right now in the complete dark ... ” well I heard you yesterday so we're even !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ lmao
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ LOL SO FREAKIN TRUE
lololol the way I look once I get home from school & lt ;
I went 0-4 today
Hahahah I hate us _TWITTER-ENTITY_ we just brought our mattresses into the living room to have scary movie night #theraven
Nah fuck that
Did you have a nice ........ fall ?
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahahaha dm me real quick
“ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ : _TWITTER-ENTITY_ I have pretzels .. And uh half of a fiber one bar idk if that helps . ” If you bring it to me it will
That's why I'm single .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I fucking love you dude .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ dude . It says swag .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ love you too bud happy Thanksgiving haha miss you man
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ it was seriously the funniest thing I've ever read
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ Guess he's not worried about me Either that or I'm not on the team these days !
Beware of _TWITTER-ENTITY_ FWD : IM SO SCARED IM GOING TO CRAP MY PANTS
I can't be in this class any longer
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ that's what I'm saying its even free !
My dad and I felt guilty for not cooking pasta today ... So we added rigatoni to our Easter dinner menu ... #DegoPride
Snooki is not going to be in dancing with the stars ... Just stop
It's to hot outside and the last thing I wanna do is sit outside at a softball game . Good thing I love Alex
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I just lost it #foreveralone
I'm a gangster is the best song
Some worker at Win Dixie was just hitting on me
Scary Movie 4
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I'm just playing lol
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ lol who are you !
8 hunny buns
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ I'm down . Is Bry back yet ? I know this niggas getting all our tweets
\How do they know what a rainforest tastes like ? I bet it's just water " okay Kelly "
\I hate boys , feelings , and everything " hahah mine and _TWITTER-ENTITY_ venting right now "
Is this a true story _TWITTER-ENTITY_
LOL this dude just said he plays arena football
I'm sure _TWITTER-ENTITY_ liked his texts
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ were perfect for eachother
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ your hair is pretty
Lmao I really can't believe that , that kid was beating off in biology
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ I woke up with a raging headache
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I mean I don't love that guy . Maybe Dallas's voice But I plan on living in Texas when I grow up . So I guess that might count
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ the song by kesha dummy
Haha if you've not heard the parody of Love Sosa go listen right now
Thank God for autocorrect for the drunk people
My suitemates crack me up _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_
\I don't understand why boys and girls are different , like we don't pee the same way . " #omg #dyingoverhere "
Mike is seriously so damn funny
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I can't handle this right now haha
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ on the #ACAawards I'm cracking up
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ oh then we're good to go !
95% of the dudes that came through drive thru told me I was fine , please don't buck my head up
Get out of here with that BS we know your ways
My sister just tried to throw a fit and stomp her feet , in the process she stomped her foot on her other foot #karma
The very ending of Dodgeball
I would've fell for that before , but now I know what time it is ... ✌️
Procrastinating once again
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Better practice #
I'm not your friend if you read my message and don't text back , yes this I a about you .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ B said he wanted to get drunk before you left & amp ; he needs you bc when he gets in a fight he needs you to fight the girls
That text _TWITTER-ENTITY_ just sent me .
Every time I see a guy wearing sweats in public it reminds me of _TWITTER-ENTITY_
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ ohhh kinky #ilike
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Yeah I'd say licking hammers and swinging on balls is pretty crazy .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ no problem next time ill do one ..
Blades of Glory is on , omg I love Will Ferrell .
Idk how some people are constantly dating someone new .. I can't get someone to even talk to me , let alone want to date me
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ remember when she drove us to our soccer dinner and ran over the soda we brought
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ thought girls pee on top of each other
Fish food _TWITTER-ENTITY_
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ haley his douchbag ass isn't going to ruin me and ally hes a pussy . He wont answer my calls .
I buy XL sized jerseys from the kids section #smallguy
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ that's what I heard ! Maybe I can see MOS and move to the \This is the end " theater "
I'm sacrificing a goat to Toby Keith
Macey gets so excited over grind on me videos
I love snapchatting but I like never wear clothes .. So yeah #SorryNotSorry
I almost snapped a picture of my bubble beard , but I'd rather not be broken up with .
got checked our 12 .... fell asleep when i got home .... just woke up
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ pop a molly ?
Me and jay are not friends anymore . We're now in an open relationship .
My mom fell in a hole carrying wood from our backyard and peed her pants
Hahaha ! _TWITTER-ENTITY_
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ lol at you wrestling with that hyper kid
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahahhahahaha I'm dying
I constantly have to apologize for being a sassy bitch
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I get use to some now & amp ; I'm not that scared
Hahaha it's a small small world
Cody and I just boxed in the middle of class and my teacher was encouraging me kicking his butt
Callie just busted going UP the stairs
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ LOL .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ oh shit ! I request snapchats of this !
I never watched the news to see if school was closed my mom made the decision for me , if she can die in it I stay home if I not I go
There's some good Swarovski crystals on there ... _TWITTER-ENTITY_ #obsesseddress
I think Mackenzie is a little rattled
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ ehhhh you get none
just found a vine on my phone of me screaming at the car in front of me
Haha this story Zeke is telling me > & gt ; brb dying
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ my fav person
Big crowd at this JV game
I love when Giles gets so off topic he forgets what he was teaching
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ HAHA !! THIS MADE MY NIGHT
Catch what ? You have nothing * _TWITTER-ENTITY_
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ best picture
I sit down on the couch and Bybee said some \You better not get too comfy , you got a frying pan to get to " #bitchmade "
Seriously ate 2 tacos Mexican pizza & amp ; crunchwrap
Nicole just straight chugged vod thinking it was water
The snapchat I just opened from _TWITTER-ENTITY_
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ nahh it was a long time ago . The people deleted it .
My mom freaks out every time wingo is on the ice .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ too funny .
\I bought an umbrella last night . Not just a normal one , a family size one . I want everybody under my umbrella . " - _TWITTER-ENTITY_ "
My dad just called me a turd hurder
Boobie trap _TWITTER-ENTITY_
When _TWITTER-ENTITY_ purse gets caught on old folks wheel chairs at the retirement community & gt ; & gt ; & gt ; & gt ;
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I know you do
Mason absolutely smashed him
Stfu its what _TWITTER-ENTITY_ would do
I don't wanna hear anything about this night tomorrow or Monday or ever goodnight
What does that mean
“ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ : So much for this diet” no joke I planned this whole thing yesterday & amp ; now I'm going for hibachi
Not eating anything when I come back from vacation I've eaten too much
Second Rooster Booster in a row ... I'm so addicted
My parents are having a date on the lake and I'm at the house eating superior #typ #foreveralone ☀
\If you get this job you better be making it rain on your phone bill Alexandra " like what mom "
Dangggg I rocked that eye black today . Better than everyone ⚾
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ virgin
I'm 21 and I still sit at the kids table for dinner #loveit
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ it's actually the exact opposite . I have no life
Hysterical laughing at the nanny
Sexy chic by David guetta . so many stories with that song .
This girl on Beyond Scared Straight said \I slam people's head in lockers " I said bitch please I push kids through glass displays cases . "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ lmfao it was soo funny I had too ill delete it calm yourself
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ give abs for Christmas
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ nerd asss I took it in middle school , I do believe
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ damn you mad
The struggle is real or me to pick one !
If _TWITTER-ENTITY_ doesn't make your day than you need to rethink your life
Literally these incoming freshman are so funny . This is so great . I love USJ #classic #dying
that poor girl has no idea how many times he cheated .. poor thing .
So me and Taylor showed Mr. Schoch some music his reply was \man last time I heard music and saw videos like that I had $1 in my hand " "
It's 230 and I'm wide away now and craving cucumbers and chipotle .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ i HATE peeing in a cup ! i suck at aiming !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ oh wow that was a good one
That was the best ever I love your aunt babe _TWITTER-ENTITY_
Oh no two small beefs !! Should have known it was _TWITTER-ENTITY_
I said I was going to bed early tonight .
“ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ : You're as much of a slut as a bowling ball . You get picked up , fingered , thrown down an alley and still come back for more . ”
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ is taking pictures all y'all did at CRLC
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I'm the worst
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ omg
This time last night was so different .
Today I said that Kesha's new song was so \kessie " #punny gahhh , I crack myself up "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ remember us ?
Blow out and stabbings sounds like cap !
Quit calling me Jen .. its not my name . #lol
I tried lint rolling them like ten times but they're like a fleecey material and it won't come off
Due to a poor joke I made on the first day my teacher still calls _TWITTER-ENTITY_ -K WAHL . I LOL every time ..... lol
Cut my leg going through _TWITTER-ENTITY_ and _TWITTER-ENTITY_ ' s window last night .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ who needs college when you can go to Hawaii ? I'm actually upset for you like Hawaii is gorgeous and she left you here haha
\ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ : I had to .. " its cool  "
Boat ride ....
The kids on #at & t commercials & gt ; & gt ; & gt ; & gt ;
That NFL commercial made me lol
Legit lol-ing at Erin's convo with her parents over the phone
Zach is trying tell me that tweet was about him
\I spilt my daggon coffee ! " "
Literally though . Decided to try and beat the rain and walk home but got caught in the middle of it ☔️
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahahaha
What has this world come to , I just saw a PT Cruiser lifted ...
this is ridiculous . when's it gonna stop ?
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ noooo .. You love me !
HAHAHA today i went up to this random dude and was like \want my autograph ? i'm famous . " and his girl flew and was like " NO NO ONE CARES " "
Save it ✋
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I just have a lot of feelings ... Hahahhahahaha
Karly had a dream that _TWITTER-ENTITY_ drowned in a river and found him with sticks and leaves on him .
Long rant sessions with _TWITTER-ENTITY_ & gt ; & gt ; & gt ; that's what happens when we don't talk for a day
You let me know you're going on a date expecting me to care
At least everyone got a good laugh out of it
Lol at hearing my brothers war stories about teaching at academy park
Emmery actually gave a homeless lady a hug instead of money
I'm so fucking slap happy it's ridiculous
I remember when _TWITTER-ENTITY_ & amp ; i like hated each other freshman year lolol .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ loves me
Damn you goin through girls like toilet paper !
Why my parents say the house smells like its on fire and I say the tree and my mom screams and jumps and I was only kidding
The pic stitch I just made if perf
Jk it was more like 5
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahaha that's exactly what I do ! I'm like \well maybe I'm missing something , if not I can creep till I find something ""
Met Josh's mom and she offers me a rum and coke . I love it
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ she sent me that exact one
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahah I read that tweet and had to think about what my bike looked like . It's white and has no name
\Turn around Alyx let me hit that " "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ no omfg i am dying
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ sept . 28 when I can drive by myself I'm gonna pick you up and we're gonna go on Taco Bell dates
I'm so obsessed with raven from teen titans .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ happens all the time we can never win
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahahah
Especially when in a year his daughter will be here . Does that really look like someone's first thought
God I love Dobby .... #HarryPotter #DeathlyHallows
My car is higher than the lowered truck I'm driving behind right now
Damn Megan is sitting on my floor playing Disney music from her iPod . Lmao like why _TWITTER-ENTITY_
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ would be the only one who would ask _TWITTER-ENTITY_ who he is when she met him .... #sofunny
Cant wait to be tan for New Years while all y'all bitches are as white as the snow .
Dying at the scary selfies _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ and I send each other via Snap chat
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ ewww no hahaha
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ just the fact I was in burks
Said goodbye to so many friends today
This kids like 3 and he has more swag in his left pinky than anyone I know .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ Erica she's kidding
\If your in a frat your chances of being an asshole multiples by 10 " lmfaoo "
Jordan's Snapchat < & lt ; & lt ;
When _TWITTER-ENTITY_ beats me in the face with her pillows #bitch #rude
Sitting in class listening to your cheer music and marking your routine . The looks in getting & gt ; & gt ; #CheerProbs
Never know what you have or who is there until there gone
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I'd be more surprised if you weren't
This might seem stupid to everyone else but jimmy is my hero for that .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ so do I maxy he's a riot
The fact that my dad wants jaclyn to rat me out is hysterical
He's like 3 & amp ; took a mirror selfie
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ lol ummmm remember Jason Aldean
But I don't wanna live alone
Megan needs to shut up like now
\I was drunk and stupid and now I'm sober and .... Still stupid " stttoooppppp "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ omg no hahahaha Anderson Varejao !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ as long as it's not in the middle jumping in circles being the dog I'm fine my worst childhood memory ....
The fact that my teacher just taught Sydney how to twerk
I remember when lily hated me when we first met
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ If I had the motivation I would be an OB/GYN but I don't see myself ever being Dr. Mabrey
Literally just watched all of _TWITTER-ENTITY_ ' s vines & amp ; diedddddddd .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ sharing is caring
I will always remember the days sitting on the couch listening to your hoodrat stories look up to you no matter what !
Hannah's voices tonight > & gt ; & gt ;
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ snap chats have officially made my day . It's a 20-year-old's version of David After Dentist . Heal quickly , love .
Just finished this weeks EC Weekly story for _TWITTER-ENTITY_ with _TWITTER-ENTITY_ and his reaction on the #HarlemShake
\She . Is . Such . A . Pig . She's such a slut ! I mean look at her she looks like a hoe ! " - my mom about Miley HAHA "
turning off my radio so I can hear them get yelled at
Hannah's acting like I know nothing
The shit that's being said right now > & gt ; & gt ;
Vine videos be funny as hell
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ please tell me you bought one
Jackass never fails to make me laugh
Well that's awkward
I look like a 12 year old boy without makeup on
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Ikr ! So much money just down the drain
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ no cheat ? and we need a group to go !
I'm that chick at the nail salon whose cracking up cause the guy is massaging my feet
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ well if you're in bed
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahahaha ew
When the food looks so good you take a bite halfway through saying your grace
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I'm still in bed
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ my pool & gt ; your blow up pool .
\last year you went home early 38 times .. Wtf is wrong with you " "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ no one says this Care ... Like no one .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ or give you a cd
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ fml
Seriously can't stop laughing at your Facebook status _TWITTER-ENTITY_ #daddyissues #uncloss
The people who use \ud83d��� " a lot are probably the same ones who think iFunny is actually funny "
Brandon only loves Monroe cuz every girl there is thirstttt for him
Clayton thinks this girl is so pretty he would just like to have a good conversation with her
lol I slapped trev so hard
Some people are so desperate
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ we might as well group text message next time
Oomf and i still need to hangout
The fact that people have told _TWITTER-ENTITY_ countless times not to put them in group messages and yet she still does & gt ; & gt ; & gt ;
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ what how I hate you i literally am killing myself
this dude talks exactly like Kermit the frog
My mom included the whole family in our first group message . I can't believe I'm related to these people
Haha when we do the mile run , people get like 12 minutes and they act like they did hella good
The fact that the people at the subway drive thru are judging me so hard right now because I'm covered with paint and shit .
That was a good game ! We are still the prettier team tho
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ tell me how it goes
My day is made , Mr. Armstrong references the movie bad teacher !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ oh I'm ready hahaha
Bad cool aid need more sugar
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ you're so funny omg
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ either one I guess ...
Jane that's a picture of two people making out ....
No one stuck with anyone
\How do you go from flowers to hot dogs ? " #TotalBlackOut "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ that snapchat had me dying
Finally just paid the parking ticket I got in june
Big Cindy is at work and thinks I'm gonna clean the house today
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ smh ! you remember that shit . #stillsayinit #smh
Lmfao when Ben calls me while he's in class
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ sorry . Don't vote for Austin Stonesifer .
Maybe that old man hit you a little tooooo hard
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ haha but hey all y'all are real lazy when it comes to construction class
The card that _TWITTER-ENTITY_ got me for graduation & gt ; & gt ; & gt ; & gt ; & gt ; best thing ever
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahahaha love you
no but when mr casale said he seriously thought david had a drug problem !!! _TWITTER-ENTITY_ #lmao
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ really I had no idea
The fans went crazy after USA scored the first goal tho ! #crazypeople
You're pathetic if you say you wanna fight someone than back out
because you've been stabbed in the back and don't even know it and it's by your by " "
Wings lose again
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ he's the only one , you wanna know why he is a sexy Jew ?
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I got lost and ended up theregood now tho
These commercials are ignorant . \EAT MOR CHICKEN " "
How did I do that hahaha
I be having to tell people to send they message again . .
Dalton's way of trying to make money is too funny
Jac just gave squint eyes
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ what is this
Thanks _TWITTER-ENTITY_ and _TWITTER-ENTITY_ for randomly showing up at my house and bringing me a Baja blast
Oregon really got beat by Arizona ..
Lol ... _TWITTER-ENTITY_ is just super awkward .
Anybody who believes \illuminati " in music is dumb "
hen I woke up in Japanese pants and I was sleeping with a pizza ... " "
i love twitter fights that has somthing to do with a bitch i despise
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ she must really like him
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ wakey wakey
You're a champion eagle eye
I can't wait to see if there's gonna be any freshman girls who get long dresses for our dance coming up
I'm sure ready for the beach tomorrow but my body's not _TWITTER-ENTITY_
“ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ : _TWITTER-ENTITY_ enjoying the single life I leave u 2 the ”
lol I'm dying right now !
I could even finish the whole bottle
becca makes my life better
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Yup !
Like she looks like a fat ass bulldog ✋
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I thought that was funny
\ Santa saw all you sluts twerking and you ain't getting shit for Christmas . " "
The fact that my mom texts me to tell me gossip me and my mom gossip about everything and everyone
Saw a commercial about heeley's coming back .. lol what
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ if I agree with that , is that mean ?
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ stupid go to sleep !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I'm sooo lame
my brother doesn't have a baby it was a joke lmfao
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ yeah that's way more accurate .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ of course
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ has a wedgie and she just painted her nails . #TheStruggleIsReal
The drunk call I just received from my mom
Morgan fell to the ground and I was scared to step over her to see what was wrong so I kicked her to make sure she was alive
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ picture you as a little old Hispanic lady saying safe instead of save
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ so weak !!
Feel bad for everyone who gets my random 6 am text messages #wakeuptext #goodmorning
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ OMG this is why I love you
Watching mike ditka telling little kids they are getting nothing for Christmas is just classic #NFLLive
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Lolololololol I just randomly busted out laughing at work bc of this #grossssss
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I was joking love you
The texts from _TWITTER-ENTITY_ rn & gt ; & gt ; & gt ;
that girl is going to regret that video in a few years
Khalil just wrestled me off the bed to the floor so he can take my phone away from me
1- good to see you stickin to the single digits
22- We used to be cool . But we don't really talk anymore . I miss math with you and Parker
He actually fit in them .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I am watching a video of you and you are such a man whore Its just so funny
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ my dad always says this to me
We've literally cried all first block from laughing so hard
Tonight is gonna be the fucking drill AND my bro savage coming back !!! 2⃣0⃣1⃣4⃣
No actually a lot
You could've made it less noticeable and maybe I wouldn't have thought anything of it
That's it ! I'll make a fire in my room .
then I came home jaimyn lit paper on fire then it caught everything else of fire & amp ; left a big burn mark on the carpet we had to cut it out
Sorry kolton I'm kinda obsessed with snapchat rn
Jed's was suppose to be rubbing my feet , that turned in to tickling , he's gonna get kicked
I'm sorry but easy Mac is the easiest thing to make and no one in this house knows how to make it
Arguing w these guys who came into my work about why I'll never marry someone . They said we will look for you in the newspaper
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Sooooo us at VitaBarf
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ haha I love them both but seriously wish miley never cut her hair off #lol
\I wasn't supposed to be talking to his genitals . " - _TWITTER-ENTITY_ "
Just talked about anal with my grandma at lunch
I just sent that snapchat to like everybody #FreeNachos
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ drinking away the shitty memories of 2013
The AT & T commercials just get me every time
mad props to my roommates for putting up with me sometimes .
That video of _TWITTER-ENTITY_ eating shredded cheese and ranch > & gt ; & gt ;
Sarah had a dream last night about a stampede of Cantaloupes .. Shes like my dad he can't talk either ... _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_
Bahahahaha ohhhhh me and Katie . #timmyhoestime
2 - I SWEAR I've caught you and PW looking at me and laughing but then again I could just be seeing things
Sasquatch ain't even real and they have a tv series about riding it
OMG WAIT their moms had to drive them here
And you still look perfect
German beer with Cuba people
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ aweee aha I would be worried too though but that's funny that he was just driving
With a Whopping 2 classes that end at 11 every Tuesday , I think it's safe to say I'm going to love Tuesdays from now on
Nothing funner then doin donuts in parking lots with my favorite 7th graders _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ lol wait what you actually sexted her !? I thought it was a joke
#InElementarySchool I talked so bad to my gifted teacher
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ is that a surprise
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ my brother is going on about how hot Eminem's daughter is .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ shut up
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ yayayayaya I actually have plans for the weekend !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ ain't no lies in that tweet .
lol I'm a bad influence . Oh . Okay .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ HAHAHA ! its okay babe it happens
Mine & amp ; _TWITTER-ENTITY_ conversations & gt ; & gt ; & gt ;
Honeycutts pickup lines > & gt ; & gt ; & gt ; & gt ; & gt ;
I'd tag you , but you might get your teenage girlfriend to stalk my shit again lmfao
Had a dream Kara and I went to Jamaica
Everybody's like mcm ... & amp ; I'm just like forever single .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ not even suree
This is the third time I've been to sonic today .. And it's been the same lady
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ You're new mask is cute by the way really \sparkly " "
“ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ : People be hating but they drive there mom car wear there friends shit and ask there dad for money” LMFAO
My brother really just said that to me
Hahahahahaha your so gross , I'm telling EVERYONE
Bentley dancing to my Beyonce cd while we're in the car wash > & gt ; & gt ;
It is takin a mass clean up crew to clean this house right now _TWITTER-ENTITY_
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ haha . Good deal then .
Just got hit by a duck with a graduation cap ... #thanks
Busted , disgusted , never to be trusted
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ LOL the way your pic is cropped im your twit pic when its little .
I'm still laughing at the fact Brandon was crying last night hahahahhaha
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I've witnessed it too
Maddy shut . the fuck up . You be lettin yo's hang out too .
I love when people try tweeting things I say like they don't have a mind of their own lol
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ last time I went to see him he was like \I have Gabriel in class ""
Dude just pulled out a out on us like what ? _TWITTER-ENTITY_
We'll last night was interesting
Me and _TWITTER-ENTITY_ always sending screenshots of our bank accounts
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I'll see you soon ◼️
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ your cover photo
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahaha I have no idea
Lanthus prolly hates me now
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ noooooo !! call me later and don't forget I hope u don't move !
21 and Over is best and funniest movie ever !!!!
Can't wait to hear browns excuses tomorrow
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ I know this man . This is like us talking and her overhearing it .
He favored that real hard
That DM I just got from _TWITTER-ENTITY_ ❤
The conversation I just had with my father
“ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ : Well , I didn't wake up in a new Bugatti but I did wake up and pack a fatty . ” _TWITTER-ENTITY_
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Bentley will
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ he's weird lol guess that's what I get for just Randomly getting his numba but he is really sweet
That was pretty funny though
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ look how hard you're trying to open your eyes
Had to park _TWITTER-ENTITY_ car for her this morning
I just ate the whole bucket of peanuts at Texas Roadhouse so I'm not even touching my steak
I cant find anything else good on except for jackass the movie
I've not seen one person think something positive in the hallways
Does blood come out when you have belly buttons in ur hole ? -Nate
\MY NIPPLE IS GETTING HARD ! I DONT LIKE IT BUT ITS HAPPENING " _TWITTER-ENTITY_ is weeeeird "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ HAHAHA He used to ride his bike to my house to see me and I'd tell my dad to tell him I wasn't home
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ don't hashtag lol if you don't even know what it stands for
You're such an ugly slut like gtfo
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ the year after i was a yellow one
Yes it is because we're going camping
You're annoying & amp ; a slut ! Wow you got it all
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ ohh my gosh .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Yea candy paint
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ \just press the off button " "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Me fucking too but theres no picture up
It was totally about her
The fact that I might be going to the timbers playoff game
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ so I'm guessing you saw me towards the end of the night ? Was this at McDonald's ?
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Sooooo embarrassing !!
I'm sorry _TWITTER-ENTITY_ for making you watch those scary movies
He recognizes my fragrance
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ why she pull the ring out though ?!
There's never anything to do in Ridley
oh my goshhhh I'm laughing my ass off at #catfish right now
Being away from Ashley for months made me realize how much she keeps me sane . I'm literally a mess without her
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ SAME my only A's above 93 are in dance , jazz , and chemistry
IM HAVING THE BEST CONVO WITH MAURA . I LOVE HER . _TWITTER-ENTITY_
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you look stupid for not playin !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ fuckulator haha sounds that out
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ omg , you're def in for an adventurous night .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ Hahaha sooo funny
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you funny
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ so you're gonna have to put up with all of them ! Oh I do even tho she's a weirdo I jus love Pumpkin more .
I should probably do my thesis statement and my outline for this research paper
My dad and grandpas ' arguments are hilarious
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ bend over lmao wait til Florida vs . Arkansas then you can kiss my ass
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ just sprinted down the hall into my room cause PLL was freaking her out
I always tell people ill hangout with them and I literally never do
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ make sure to keep your dogs & amp ; cats away from them canasians . They will turn them into catdog soup !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ * Mickey we had that little war of who's hat was out of sync and we probably like distracted so many people with our laughter
#IGotAThingFor girls that like doing my school work .
Omg everyone please turn on cops !!!! Spike tv
I don't want him girl , if i did i could have him . Stop texting my phone about the shit , I don't give a fuck about your problems .
My brother is outside shoveling our front yard .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ should pack up his freaking Xbox and come keep my dog and I company
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ from who ?
I'm literally dying from watching that vine ohhh my lord I can't even ... _TWITTER-ENTITY_
Brandon is throwing his guts up
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ tweets today been keepin me goin !!
Lmaooo I drop my phone and it decided to favorite like 36372 different tweets
\We end up wrestling like always ... " Your head is huge . #Stop "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ that's true better than saying \you're like an uncle to me " ... Uncles are creepy ! "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I know especially your whole group ! Nah jk and the kids that sit by me not Carl !
Caitlin just comes out of nowhere with that thought we were better than that !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ omg same because some Christmas movie I watched when I was little
We're only 30 minutes early #nicejob
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I have the folders that look like that ! ❤
Just beat _TWITTER-ENTITY_ at golf ... Funny joke right
Being referred to ratched whores _TWITTER-ENTITY_ #bye
Wtf is tha emoji ? Haha and your super chill and i wanna get to know you better . Also you may be better than your sister in bball .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ maybe that's what you're doing wrong
I'm the worst at holding in laughter
Who else hears _TWITTER-ENTITY_ say BOUNCE in #Rollercoaster
I hate myself sometimes
I'm not gonna be able to fit into any of my clothes once this break is over with
Cole has an average of . 333
\White girl dance moves " Hahahaha . I love Justine . "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ what ?
Getting phone calls from your best friend bc she doesn't know how to respond to someone that just told her they love her
Sucks for Chicago
On the 1st day of Christmas my true love gave to me .... nothing I'm single bahahaha #foreveralone
Seeing _TWITTER-ENTITY_ butterfly tattoo and thinking of _TWITTER-ENTITY_ comment about the \smile ""
Him & amp ; Bre go at it like fighting
Sluts stick together , no really look at that group
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I can hear you laughing to that
\I'm slightly offended if they don't say my name " _TWITTER-ENTITY_ "
My dad , little brother , Garrett and John are drooling over carries legs
Is it bad that I can mimic the whole Pitch Perfect movie ..?
Girls right now be like \you better have not sent my nudes to anybody " "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I play it instead of doing homework #thestruggleisreal
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ \killin ' the game " hahah "
I found a ton of pick up lines today & amp ; I plan on using them on #oomf .
Pawpaw tells mom that she lost weight and mom says no . He said \oh well you must have just rearranged it ! " "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ #bossknowsbest ❤️
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ ahh good times I went to twitter jail during the Super Bowl too .
What Ben is telling us right now #IMDEAD
I love how me and _TWITTER-ENTITY_ only say one word of our sentence and we know exactly what were talking about #bffl
100501459805.1 - nice # youre cool id chill with you sometime if you wanted to youre funny goin to Cali with me when I go to visit or ?
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ the guy that told you to tie your shoe ? Hahaha I was right by him love you too !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ nothing …
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Like who ?
I hit on Tina so much #TooBadShesMarried
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you mean _TWITTER-ENTITY_ ? Ya i did that a loonnngg time ago . #hohoho but no i love emmie .
Mom got a new tv since Lexi broke ours
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I'm thinking so
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ haha yeah they are but still it's 1150 am
#leftcurveswag bahahahahahahaha _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_
\My first time was at a NASCAR race " "
Kyle Korver is wearing a headband
Whoever has nicks phone texted me he loves me and texted my mom that she has beautiful children
I've probably gained like 50 pounds over the last week
My hair for work
I love baseball so much but yet I know no one who plays or I'm not friends with anyone who does woops haha
HAHAHAHA remember when I used to like you ? I don't
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ add me on Xbox tomorrow so you can get that ass beat in madden aliacosta369
I think it's hilarious when people switch schools because of drama face your problems .
What do you call a midget cop ? A piglet
Our class average on this test was a 62% ... Hahaha 75% of the class failed
Lol , Eddie knows
I signed my test at tennis today as anonymous .. Isaac is ganna kill me
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ no I didn't! Dying right now !
I'm pretty sure half my vines are of Kelly laughing
Like they're all addicted to drugs and alcohol .. And I'm over here like yeah I'm addicted to my boyfriend
.... I went to Kelsey's and just left my dead fish in his fish bowl .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ idk !!! But his company does work with one of the dealerships there so maybe there will be some more visits
Power stroke AKA piece of shit engine
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ nvm I don't know her
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ well you too haha it's actually what I just said to my dad though
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ wax that ass .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ thats never happened to me before ...
Obvious sub tweets >
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ i was rollin on full blast retarded
I hate when people only ask one question on ask , like have a conversation with me
All nighter on gta tho
Snap chatting my supervisor .. #loveher
\ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ : What do you call an elephant that doesn't matter ? An irrelephant . " "
Why am I watching house hunters ?
4546- your really cool ! And I miss you ! We've also had some funny times together
Still can't believe me and _TWITTER-ENTITY_ had a serious intellectual conversation for once & amp ; I told him his friends hot thats why we're bffs .
Todd did it !! Got himself fired for being even more stupid than I thought he could be !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ they're to bad hahaha d taught them that
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ now it worked . Hahahaha
Trying to hide my feelings with jokes is my specialty
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ throw baaaaaack . We shall do it again .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ good night
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ ahhhh I love you .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ You are already more mature than me at this point #polo !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ your too much Logan
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ wtf .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you're my favorite !
I'm addicted to candy crush . Great .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahahaha . Oh I know
“ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ : Messy buns are harder to do than you think . ” My excuse for today .
The MTV movie awards #sofunny
Me & amp ; Stef decided we'd clean up before everyone got here and get everything ready . An hour and a half later we just woke up from our nap
Meghan is so gullible
Fuck you , your a manwhore .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ haha nursing school . You just already expect the worse so you don't stress as bad
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ HAHAHHAHAHAHHA I'm actually dying rn
When people tweet lyrics or quotes and it's not even the right words
I didn't even do anything in gym expect volleyball for a few minutes . I got told to sit down .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you are !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I know
Shayan is literally obsessed with Work Hard Play Hard & amp ; Holy Grail _TWITTER-ENTITY_
I've got my cats to keep me warm
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ why is this so funny to me !!?
if I have embarrassing photos they are of taylor & amp ; kyle
2 tests in one day just wanna
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I really don't ...
The first place i drive when I get my license is going to be half apps
Except those two
Third time going to Taco Bell today
It's funny watching sluts adore other sluts
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I just can't .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ same here like that would be total social suicide
My grandma ; the puppies can't be with their momma because shell beat them up
Wait someone just said I'm using pat for sex lmfao what
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ after Christmas
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ leave .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I like camo ! And country isn't all that bad . Its like Drakes music just sung differently ...
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ no I ammmmmm but I don't want everyone to keep freaking out
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ no hahah we went to the king of Prussia
Watching _TWITTER-ENTITY_ play grand theft auto just stop ✋
When I was a kid I wanted to be a ninja & amp ; to this day I want to be a ninja cause Them jokers don't mess around
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahahahahgahaha this is soooo me
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I love you buddy hope your lip is better
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Mike Davis has more rushing yards than him what a joke
What I do at work : put stuff up , help people , snapchat throw the football and that's my day
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ exactly !!
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Hahahahaha at lunch
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ Tom is still a virgin though
“ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ : Taking care of drunk friends can be a bonding experience” I've made most my friends by taking care of them .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I know . I just heard you walking down the stairs . sounded like elephants
Wow how awkward is it when your watching girl code and there talking about masturbating and your dad walks in
I was about to tweet about someone who doesn't even have a twitter
\you're a broke ass bitch , guuurl " Kirista "
Laying on my bed in just a tank top & amp ; panties , and Kelli busts up in here .
My favorite book character has a Facebook page #mylifeiscomplete
Why is Bob Marley playing on my Kenny Chesney radio ?
getting questions on ask.fm makes me so happy
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ how bout 9 latest
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ what really ?!?
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahahah , the world may never know Love you too beaut
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ i love your name
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ yes omg i get so scared
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ omg girl
7 years ago today I fell of my bike , busted my two front teeth and broke my jaw .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ > & gt ; & gt ; & gt ; & gt ;
All I have is a pen ... today should be productive
Getting ready for work now bc the last few days I looked rough .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ hey now , you've done enough for one night Dana
You may be more in shape than me but at least I have boobs
- * For Now On Imm Pull My Hair Up When I Ride The Moped Because If Not My Hair Looks Like A Hot Mess
Jamin out to JB with Gabe
Mmmmmm listen _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ my parking game is crucial
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you got the same idea as _TWITTER-ENTITY_ ! Perfect
we never spoke on it again ... but that was an extremely awkward situation
Oh shoot . #dying I haven't laughed that hard in forever . I love waking up and finding hilarious crap on TV at 2:00 AM
You've smoked once and consider yourself a pothead . im done
SAM YOU ARE FILLING UP MY HOME PAGE
Lmao at us talking to a random guy in the gym parking lot for like a hour _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ lol right . But like I said it's a wonderful school academically . Football team sucks too
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ im gonna try to spit on kyle to
I backed into a mailbox ... oops
seeing you completely ruins my day . LMFAO . you were seriously a mistake .
Do you think he's like out about being gay ? My mother : um ya , have you ever seen him in his white sunglasses ? Hahahaha
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ idk lmao
Sending lex pictures of guys she made out w
my co workers always tell me I look pretty everyday no stop ✋
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I'm rolling !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I was too ratchet to socialize
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ lol at that one
All of the drafts on my twitter are so funny because they are all the tweets I thought were too inappropriate to tweet .
My dad is the funniest person when he's high
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ I LOVE YOU
the kids on the baseball team are the funniest and best people to hangout with !!
All my friends are asleep , except for like 1 . lol _TWITTER-ENTITY_ my life .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you made it sound like she's an animal or something
I need to stop
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I just died
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ but the grinch is on cheer up !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahahahah of course
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ my grandma thinks its really funny too ..
I haven't laughed this hard in a while !!
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you have the funniest dad in the world
you stay bein nutty
\im just gonna go ahead & amp ; assume that you don't text me bc you used up all of your texting for this month already .... " haha _TWITTER-ENTITY_ "
Hahaha Leslie is funny
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ reflect ? It's an everyday occurrence
\The past makes you who you are today " ..... " So I'm mean ? " _TWITTER-ENTITY_ but really , I can't even . "
Can't wait to see what _TWITTER-ENTITY_ has to say about last night
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahahahah ! I just seen that !! She needs to stop .
I love listening to my dad when he's trying to help my step mom pronounce a word because he's just equally as bad
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ omfg ARE YOU GOING TOMORROW TO THE CLINIC
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ omg I couldn't tell haha ! But yeah , the city has sooo much more .. The traffic is really the only down side !
I feel bad for the lady that took our family picture ... #take25 #somanypeople
Good thing I did the same .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ HAHAHA that's believable ... I can be sassy and a handful
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ love you all
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ that day > & gt ;
Your kinda woman drives a huge truck works hard on a farm and drinks beer ? Sounds like your kinda woman has a penis
lmao all my dance class/teacher does is make fun of me and my stupidness
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ is salty I can chug a bottle of water faster than her
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ yes davide , yes ☺
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I know I sub tweeted just like you
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hey watch out ... The biggest guy in the gym is walking up
Well I made it to training , 15 minutes early . So I do not feel bad anymore about dicking around this morning .
so basically I'm in love with my family conversations about dope #isthatweird
My mom actually thought I was gonna do my French #FuckFizzBomb
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ haha I love you too !
We really just stopped in the middle of 64 to pick leaves out of her windshield wipers
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ how do you do that they're so little they fit like 2 towels
Jada & amp ; Isaiah are cute . Lauren & amp ; Casey are cute . Kelsea & amp ; Drew are cute . I want something cute damnit !
I doubt both of them are about that life
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I did some tonight , got hungry and drove myself to Taco Bell ... dont think those squats did anything now
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ yeah I would hope so
Words of wisdom from my sister : if you know how to hula hoop , your know how to grind . #kidsthesedays
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ not yet
Hahahaha ew stfu
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahaha good !!
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ your hashtag
My grandpas got jokes now filthy old man
Tomorrows the last day of summer for me and ill probably sit and home and read . All day . #SummerReading
My snapchat faces ..
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ took 123 pictures on my phone tonight . Thanks fag .
Haha _TWITTER-ENTITY_ & amp ; I are straight embarrassing ourselves on 40 different social networks tonight but these snapchats are too funny
My dad just said how about you get a life and quit hanging out with us so much .
I feel like I may actually drown out there today with all these dang puddles #wishicouldswim
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ he is not a giant
I'm seriously dying at the text I just read .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ I love how he has no idea about this . Haha .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ It's quite the treat I must admit . thank you !
Jim dog .... I can't .
“ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ : _TWITTER-ENTITY_ ew . Why would she say that . ” I don't know but I threw up in my mouth a little
I'm literally shaking right now . too paranoid to function
“ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ : Putting peanut butter on your dick and having your dog lick it off & gt ; & gt ; ”
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ LOL OMG SHUT UP .
Team bonding tonight ; turn down for what . ⚾
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Ewh , you guys are so gross
Lolololol my 400 level sociology class has an OPTIONAL final that can be taken to replace your lowest exam score #ASU
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ he spit game
Some people's tweets right now make our generation look doomed
My dad literally just screamed like a little go trying to kill a snake
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ have fun wearing ur landyard all school year
I hate having a mirror screen protect for my phone cause it reminds me of how ugly I am every time I look at it
if i don't feel better in the morning , i'm quitting my job .
\I'm gonna check up on him " ♥ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ "
Lolololololol I can't even #cute
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ my life
Sometimes I wanna favorite my own tweets cuz they're just so great
Figure this one out #SDRA
I always have to have the last word . mom said \say 2 more words Katlyn " me " oh my gosh " it was actually 3 .. but I mean .. you know "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Keith put it in there !!
I'm in children's mercy hospital and I'm watching Max and Ruby and cracking up #kidprobz
You're all super trashy fyi lol .
The story of kali hitting danny chipps mailbox on a pizza joes delivery still gets me
they're playing 2012 on tv
Seriously have the best mom
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ just a little bit ... Should be #mostlikelytoruletheworld
Haha the looks I get when I'm standing on the step peeing going through the field
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ how did you get suspended
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ if the funniest dude I know of
Hitting those deep squats . Girls like a guy with a nice butt too .
I wish I could sing
\ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ : _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ I love when you're drunk " when are we not ?! "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ wait what ?
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ i apologize for my ridiculous comments
I love when my aunt comes home
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ LOLOLOLOLOL
I've never gotten a sweet goodnight message in my life and I'm still living
Never seen so many guys dick ride so fuckin hard like lately
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I told him to get out of my suite and now he's pissed oops
I really don't feel sorry for you whatsoever
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ LOLOLOL
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I don't even get that
My dad is reading me a joke in this hilarious accent idk what he is saying but I am dying lmao
I feel like if you put \land " at the end of . Interesting word or words that are catchy it becomes a festivals name . #thinkaboutit "
Due Date is such a great movie #sofunny
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I just laughed so hard
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I got scared for a little Jesus tori
Pulled up to Camp Dearborn and the 80 year old man at the gate says , \What up , G sizzle ! " Ahahahaha "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ women's size ???
\Pulls a 50 foot rig with one horse inside " ..... Meee . when I can't get my hands on another pony to steal . "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I'm dying from those pictures that you sent me , Haha .
Fireworks are so much more fun when you don't use them right
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ STOP IT OMG HAHAHAHAHA . I CAN'T . TAKE . IT✋
Talk about immature
+ = _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_
lol I guess noone learned the first time .
Reminiscing with _TWITTER-ENTITY_ about our past summer nights and I honestly don't know anyone else I've ever had so much fun with .
And he's in my classes next semester . #fml
\Aj thinks is legs are broken so he can't take the trash out " -angel straw Bahhahaha "
Sorry John I had to
I cannot stop smiling
I'm more than what you was girl stop hatjn you ain't so lucky
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I should send you some of these
bring you're own beer or liquor cause I ran out girls get in for free
A girl said i'd probably be a flyer on the cheer team #nomam
2 chainz is NOT on a cooking show right now
I'm a unique individual _TWITTER-ENTITY_
Sorry ya just couldn't get it right
8 I think we've met once and you seem pretty chill ! and you're cute hahah hmu
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ okay thank god
These guys playing baseball in the yard using a two-by-four as a bat right now ... In the snow ...
The banquet tonight was too hilarious _TWITTER-ENTITY_
Who's gives a flying tuck what you think
Toodaloo . Who the fuck says that ? I'm gonna say that .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ OMG yessss that was the best weekend ever
Calling me a hoe that's cuteeee
When someone says they're head over heels in love with someone . Isant that the way you stand .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ lol but I've got no one in mind
Either .. I'm not funny or you guys are just stupid ? .. Yeah you guys are definitely stupid
random guy that texted me said \have a great day with your man " hahahhh I wish "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ OMG seriously the funniest thing ever , can't wait to see him tomorrow
most hilarious half hour
And I turn to Kyle as he's wearing my bright green hand band and says \winner " hahahaha ... #mylife "
Some Black girls really won't kiss you in the rain ..
Begging me to go on a date with you is pathetic stop
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahahahah I haven't showered either
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I text you
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ 5 hours later ...
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I'm here for you❤️
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ has *** ☺
my friends are assholes but i love them
Tonight . It was the best ! I love my girls ! Too live in my car though ! ✌
I'm never this chatty with people . What's wrong with me ?
He fronts on twitter but the shit he actually sends me is the opposite .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ well it needs paint lmfao #asap
Listening to _TWITTER-ENTITY_ squeal with happiness while watching #TheWalkingDead & gt ; & gt ; & gt ;
When _TWITTER-ENTITY_ goes on rants on twitter ...
I'm crying !!!
Why did I even like you
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ ' s snapchats are too funny
Your so weird .
He should be in there
Go home ya Russian . Just playin . Kinda . I miss your crazy ass . Sometimes . Just go ahead and date Chris already jeez
Mmmm posting a picture of you and your ex on Instagram ok
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ the day after we have one at 5:15 last two days of break and no sleep
wondering if its me ..
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I guess my pick up lines don't work on you .
My mom said if you want to apologize for something you better not text me . You better knock on my door get on your knees and beg oh mom
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ i know , i found them in the bag you can have them i guess
Hahahaha everyone hates Parker Kern poor kid ...
\yeah I know , dick blown " "
We keep sending smileys to each other _TWITTER-ENTITY_
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ This cracked me up .
Wish I could wear that to school tomorrow
I asked Kristina to bring me down a biiiig glass of milk , and she brought the whole jug !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ okay riss , can we gets dads credit card ?! I'm broke AF ! Tell him it's a sisterly gift we need to share !
\ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ : I climbed a tree tonight . I climbed it damn good . " lol ! why can I picture _TWITTER-ENTITY_ sayin this !? "
Our phone calls talking about The Tingle > & gt ; _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ thank you kayla☺ .. We always get made fun of
Poor baby #hahaha
Chara towers Bobby Orr !
I swear I'm dying right now at this convo
so about tonight .... _TWITTER-ENTITY_
I'm like what
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ HAHAHAHAHAHAHA OH MY GOSH
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ im dead dude lmfaooo
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ nobody hates you & amp ; if they do then fuck them
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ ohh ruff night
Just kidnapped Leah
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ can't wait to be forced to watch scary movies with you and eat chips and dip all night long
Why does my dad take so many selfies at work ? It's hilarious
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ oh you will , and ill laugh
d likes ? The day I get 144 likes is the day I post a nude of myself on my instagram page " _TWITTER-ENTITY_ "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahhahaha stop I'm literally laughing so hard bc of this tweet . I love you guys
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I've seen many episodes if NCIS and CSI , I can make your death look like an accident
I'm done , I'm so done
\America , the chosenGuns , explosionsMcDonalds , bowlingYou don't like it , we exploit yaPop a pill , get a bonerHell Yeah Tony Romo ""
Missing _TWITTER-ENTITY_ .....
Reminiscing on our competition night that was a year ago today _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ #soko244 #ftw
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ me too there's just not enough time to make decaf during a rush !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahah no ! Just a pact to keep in touch ... Even if I move to freaking Japan mkay
I'm texting the guy that stole her phone
I respect _TWITTER-ENTITY_ decision .
We're the millers was funny af
When your boss calls to tell you he was watching the cameras while you and your coworker were kick boxing and compliments you & gt ; & gt ; & gt ;
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ lol you thought of all of that
Time to get bloody marys with Janel to figure out why alcohol causes all our life problems .
\Well I don't have any standards anymore I could make out with this bar stool and consider it the best night of my life " #JaxkiQuote "
That snapchat story of _TWITTER-ENTITY_
My dogs underbite is the cutest thing in the world
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ good idea
hahahhahah Megan is crying because she so happy to be back in Providence #DEAD
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I have good aim . Judge me
My daddy just ran from the car to the front door quick af I should've closed the door on him
We thought this was you _TWITTER-ENTITY_
Packers touchdown = Tanner freaking out in the hotel hallway !
I am SO bad at golf
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ snap > & gt ;
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahahaha Rick Ronnie just threw up all over the sidewalk
Finish off a box of Fruit till ups & amp ; Jordan gets the other box & amp ; goes at least 2 more for both of us
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ that made my day ! #loveyoutoo
Idgaf don't act crazy then . You know you acted crazy towards me
I told Devon that something was unethical today and he told me not to use big words .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ nothing if they are going to keep complaining I'm gonna tell them what they wanna hear
When my brother sends me pictures with quotes from Earl Dibbles Jr. & gt ; & gt ; & gt ; & gt ; \Fix the tree . ""
Finally ! Someone had joined me in my quest for an #iphone5s !! 2 people in line at #att now
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ this is so true
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ that's hilarious maybe she was drunk
The best ip " that I got at work tonight was to not eat yellow snow . Thank you , I was unaware . "
Have fun dying your hair _TWITTER-ENTITY_
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ lol sorry
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I'm just messing
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ watch we're going to have like 3 cars full of kids each
So apparently American Eagle really did release spray on skinny jeans . _TWITTER-ENTITY_ our nudist dreams have came true .
1 raffle ticket sold 24 more to go
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ it's so addicting
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ haha hell yeah !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ don't hate me cause I'm beautiful I'm in a good mood . Miss you gorgeous !!
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ put up some pics lol
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ we were meant to be Felicia that's why no one else has ever made sense
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ no it's so bad lauren
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Um ... no ? We just met .
I play hide n seek with my dog
You know he thinks he's the hottest thing since fire _TWITTER-ENTITY_
' Whats the biggest number you can think of ? ' ' A trillion zillion million!' ' What about you ? ' ' Ten . ' #at & tcommercials #dying
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ thaaank you . ☺️ they're like crazy though , if you try to pick them up when they're outside they run away and hiss at you .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ dude stfu
\your crap is as good as anybody else's crap " wise words right there "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ 80 likes later ..
Kevin is the funniest person
Fwb ! #nbd _TWITTER-ENTITY_
My sister tattled on me for talking about girls last night
No one likes your new . They loved your ex . Hahahahah ! What a hoe !
I forreal hate michelle for getting those pants
It's a damn shame .. Some people will never learn
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ HAHAHAHA that definitely just made my day
I'm not even going to answer half these questions
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ forever using each other to prove points
My sister just asked me how to spell banana and I didn't know what to say cause I dont know either I had to use voice control to write this
When people say they have been waiting to see a pic that both _TWITTER-ENTITY_ and I are smiling in hahaha
lol at you leaving me a voicemail of you trying to get with girls #pieceofshityouare
I can't wait to go to the city next weekend ! This year I won't get caught underage drinking by the NYPD
Oh that lesbian couple .
Haha your doing vine videos , tweeting and posting pics on Instagram plz tell me how fun your prom is
Funniest night of my life _TWITTER-ENTITY_
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ this couldn't be about meg !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I just peed
Twitter kills me !
The fact that I have a huge red mark and bump on my head from running into the wall is embarassing/hilarious .
These guys on cod got me dyyyyyin .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ yesss hahaha . I love that game so muchhh .
If you could have heard the conversations that took place today
Shut the fuck up ! #subtweet lmao
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ and where the fuck did you find this ?
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ yep ... I just added it to the dictionary ! #callmeMrs . Marriem-Webster
Will Ferrell is so funny
If we wanted some wussies we would've named them Dr. Quinn and Medicine Woman
There goes _TWITTER-ENTITY_ tweet stalking me again
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I'm sure ill cry before the end of it .
I wish I was watching this with Kayode he would be having me dying
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ is oh so scandalous
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you're a such baby
Honestly can't wait to get cable again ... It's been like 6 months since I've had it . I don't even know what to do with my life right now
Aj told me he can't even handle my moods anymore #sorry
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ your eating again ?
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ It could've been _TWITTER-ENTITY_
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I just saw the funniest thing . text me .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ lmfao ! I told you that you had one ! Where was it ?!
So anyone wanna let me go to lunch with them ?
Are we thinking of the same person ? _TWITTER-ENTITY_
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ no it was the people I babysit for's dog !!
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ ahaha their too scared to talk to any of the girls
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ I love your mom
Like my dad is in Ulta and I'm waiting in the car .... Watching him struggle
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ omg I just died lol
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ September 8th
\What happens when women take Vicodin ? Vicodin gives you a boner . " " No sweety , that's Viagra . ""
If the sixers win tonight i may actually pee my pants
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I'll come and introduce you
If you won't treat me right , other girls will .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ ughhh I hate this time of the month
Slutty , slutty , slutty , slutty and guess what ? Slutty . keep it classy lady's .. Even though thats rare in out day and age
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you're about 6 months late on that one
What's it like staring into the eye of Satan's butthole ? #RonSwanson #parksandrec
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ shes the girl version of drake but drake makes actual music and doesnt get into relationships just for music
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ once again , you right
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I will try my best ! If I hadn't totaled my car , best believe I'd be there stuffing my face right beside ya !
Had a dream I was back at the studio and we were learning a combo that seemed to be a mix of Janet and Body Language ... #DancerProbz
Listening to S & M OMFG
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ during the speech I gave you / myself you didn't know I could groove
Just caught my mother taking a selfie #stop
I always call shot gun before all the other kids . They never get front seat .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ I'm kitten love u dev dev now txt me
Sleeping with my old Barbie pillow case tonight . & gt ; & gt ; & gt ; #noshame
Since we don't have anything else to drink were all sharing the milk #thestruggle
knowing Kaitlin's garage code is so convenient sometimes
My professor just dropped the F bomb . Today is indeed a good day . #hahahaha
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you're welcome .
I feel like such a creeper when I favorite or retweet someone's tweet that's less than 20 seconds old ... yolo
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahahaha awww poor guy hahaha that's funny though
That would've been awks if I retweeted that .... I read it completely wrong .
5 turn overs Florida
my day was made by walking out of lunch and listening to the 6th grade guys coming out of lunch chanting \WE'RE GONNA GET LAID " "
No wonder they were only $6 .... _TWITTER-ENTITY_ and I need to pay better attention to details
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ your alls tweets
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hmmm thought I did . #awk
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ were sick
The fact that I have bought seven pairs of shoes while I've been down here at the beach proves that I love shoes .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ just for you bby
\If you walk into Waffle House and don't see anyone weird , then it's probably your turn to be that person " "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ aww by the way , your beard/mustache look longer than they did when I last saw you
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ omg
Someone just sad that Virginia has the highest std rate .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I have a new match 3rd floor hottie ! #yeeyee #lawlz
that's what this homeless guy just said to me
Baby if you see this tomorrow ... I'm just kidding ! I wub you
Hahahaha the dog just shit on the porch .. My dad is as red as a freaking tomato , he's screaming at the pile of shit though not the dog
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ yeah I'm with my friend
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I'm just not a fan of corn bread or hot dogs ... the combination is just ... Hahah
I feel like I favorite all of remy and Macy's tweets cause they're both so funny
I'm the type to have a bullet proof condom and still gotta pull out _TWITTER-ENTITY_
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ lol good luck !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ there weren't enough toilets so we kinda just peed ... I can't even explain it w/out dying
#ChildhoodConfession in preschool I would eat pickle and butter sandwiches
It's 3 degrees outside #fuck
The new is talking about a teacher and student sleeping together , and my grandma goes \I never had any of those fun teachers . " Ha "
My 7 year old cousin just asked if she could get on her twitter _TWITTER-ENTITY_
T-Rex hates push ups
I'm shitty that I can't go back to school until this time of year when everyone and their mother is bitching about finals
Taking a Long hot shower after work then slamming into your bed butt ass naked & gt ; & gt ;
And I said HEY . #alwayspatsycline
You are pathetic
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ lol just being honest !
I love when people think all my tweets are about them #guiltyconsciencemuch
Here comes 20 tweets about the touchdown
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I think _TWITTER-ENTITY_ may sing Taylor Swift better than both of us . #iknewyouweretrouble
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ oh you did ?
Stay out of my life
You can't sing , be quiet #sorrynotsorry
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ get it gurrrllll . pshh , i NEVER do that
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ lol wait until you wake up tomorrow .
If there's ever a time to be disrespectful to your mom it's when she's 60 and shoeless and trying to fight your friends .. in public
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Must have loved my snapchat .
today was hell
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ We are just a really good time .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ okay good ❤
So apparently i live in the slums . oops . Sorry . At least i dont have a horrible personality
\It's like two syllables of pain coming at you " izzy on being called the asshole "
Yelling does not get your point across
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ whatever pisses you off
What do you call a bear with no teeth ? A GUMMY BEAR
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ wuvvvv you
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ well now I know to keep my belongings close to me
“ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ : Life at home is so loud I wish my daughter had a muzzle !! #payback ” haha your cool
“ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ girlfriend would be great , but I'm already in a pretty committed relationship with alcoholism and bad decisions . ” _TWITTER-ENTITY_ & amp ; cod
I smelt something burning in my room ... Turns out I left my hot glue gun on ... For about 8hours .... #oops
Well that was a successful trip to the doctor
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ yeah I know but I totally thought I had to get ready for work
Dying in this car
I didn't know Jay played in the sandlot _TWITTER-ENTITY_
Me and mike almost threw up after riding that stupid orbiter ride
Currently bowling . #BowlIsLife I lied , it's not .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ stop being mean to my friend . _TWITTER-ENTITY_
Idk how to use the washing machine lol
You only get guys cause you put out
When you can't find your Nintendo DS ...
I just stand by targets lockers because I don't know what else to do
Okay mom when I tell you I have plans with people the correct response is not re you sure you're invited ? " "
My 8 year old brother Orion has been \working out " for like an hour now and while he's doing that I'm on the couch being a fat ass haha "
Dad if you do not calm down . I'm going to walk into a pile of snow and leave you . ✌ you are annoying the crap out of me .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ haha I got the point
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ ur so funny
Stfu with that shit .
I know everything , oh really than what's a covalent bond ? Man , fuck you I don't gotta tell you .
I love you all for that _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ okay good
\I'm in hoe shoe heaven " - _TWITTER-ENTITY_ .... .... He's half bad bitch "
Michigan Go From Almost Losing To Akron To Almost Beating Ohio State .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ yeah but I'm going to bed now
jayson was really chasing the dog though
Im still waiting for this video lol .
After seeing the pictures from that paint rave , I've concluded your a complete turd if you go
“ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ : I'm just having a wee” anyone else just say that in there head in a British accent ?
Mine and 99% of _TWITTER-ENTITY_ text say \snapchat " we have no hope ... "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ haha ! Hey vine can keep you up for hours ! misss you !!
Lololololololol people . & lt ; & lt ;
My sister and I are drunk , there is a bear outside of our house and my 3 year old niece is awake telling us knock knock jokes .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ my day has just been made .
then she goes to leave and goes oh my you guys got a big toaster !
maury is such a ridiculous show #youarenotthefather
I spent more money on my bike than I ever have on my car or anyone
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Please do
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Hahaha ! I see _TWITTER-ENTITY_ below me !
Chiz is so in love rn❤️
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ that's the goal
Freshmen are a joke
I . Am Not . A whore . ☝️
My mom is so funny when she tries to watch Keeping up with the Kardashians
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ dude the Christmas snow globe !!! I honestly don't know what made me want to give that to you , but thats great that you kept it ! ❤️
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ I just LOLed hahahhhaah be nice ash
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ perhaps . Sounds good so I thought maybe .
I just , I can't even right now .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ team pot head and no ass we represent
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ this is hilarious
I think my neighbor hates me cause he has to listen to me yell and talk to myself
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ funny thing is I do say that
The best looking years of dylans life was from age 1-4
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ sarcasm Jackson , clearly I don't
HE SAID YOU GOT NO NIPPLES
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I love you !
Cuz mom said her friend might offer me the ride , and I'll reuse on of my dresses , and we will just go out to McDonald's for lunch b4 prom
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ lmao I know , I was being sarcastic .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ they were also sayin what if he needed a taste test
Everyone probably thinks Gabriella is my sister but nope it's my teddy bear
Blades of glory .
Putting a diaper on my dog was the highlight of my night .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Instagram story today
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahah my brother goes \ I mean it's pretty round for you being so small " I'm like brb I'm dying . Why would my brother say that "
FGCU head basketball coach is now coaching USC
Kabir is butt butt ..
Everyone goes nuts when I state at them and then look away when we make eye contact
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ sore loser
Ravens fans .. #SquadUp _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ your twitter banner
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ idk I've met him at the park and he's just really annoying
Your still a slut ahah
Donna would kick our asses in
lexies tweets are cracking me up
no you didn't . you were strugglin
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ Awww I like it !!! It's way better than Belatrix the Strange
YOU SO COLD BOY !
Why am I so crazy
You know she will care if she occasionally texts you first !!! Like that's gonna happen
my dads not even watching the game cause he's still salty from the ravens getting us in the playoffs last year
oomf must get really bored with his life
I need a white girl that can teach me more English
Am I black , brown or light skin
HEY EVERYONE KYLE BROKE A BLOOD VESSEL ON _TWITTER-ENTITY_ ASS
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Totally not my fault !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ wow ...
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ haha oh my god I love this
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ it's all about them infomercials
Brandon's mullet has it's own twitter account #thatswhenyouknow
Only our oven breaks on thanksgiving
I'm gonna buy Gibson a pair of sketchers for Christmas AND HE'S GONNA LOVE THEM
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ .. ok thank you Zane also nice to hear from you
S/o to the guy walking around campus with a cat blanket
Toni's mom always has me peeing my pants from laughing so hard
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahahahahahahaha that one made me laugh
What is wrong with me ?
So now brad and doree r hooked up so what is _TWITTER-ENTITY_ and _TWITTER-ENTITY_ waitin for ?
Oh man , I feel like I just worked a 15 hour shift .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahaha didn't think so
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I thought it said someone else
Babe don't slip on that banana peel #wearetofunny _TWITTER-ENTITY_
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ #Ps3AreTrulyBetter You're going to be upset when the ps4 comes out . The ps3 already put the Xbox down . Now the ps4 will .
Who ever is next .... Just go crawl in a hole
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ LOL
A day without laughing until you cry , is a day wasted .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hey how you doing ? sorry had to
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ LOVE YOU TOO MY BUTTHEAD TURD COUSIN . Sorry we can't all be Ethiopian like you
I hate _TWITTER-ENTITY_ for making me waste my time to watch this stupid movie
I better take that pic down before I get cussed out
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ it's probably just messing with you waiting for the right moment to attack .
This guy in my English class is so high right now
why am i taking advice from my little sister ?!
HAHAHA SORRY WE IGNANT ! _TWITTER-ENTITY_
Sometimes I reply wayyy too fast
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Look at my picture
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ #StoryOfMyLife my life is a joke .
Tonight's one of those nights where I get a drunk phone call at 2am with Ryan literally talking to the toilet #ohhhgod _TWITTER-ENTITY_
Hmmm . That's something to laugh about . #newone #everyweek
Still can't believe I woke up from my nap earlier & amp ; got ready for school
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ HAHAH that's perfect
Last night & gt ; & gt ; & gt ; & gt ;
This chickkk needs to stoppppp
This is the most pathetic , hysterical game ever !
If your going to SC for baseball chances are weve talked about you in our group message _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_
Yeah I can't do this anymore
\I don't have boobs I just have nipples " "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ can I come plz
The ending of wicked ways
Hahahaha my sisters getting cyber bullied by a 12 year old on Vine
Kelsey said not allowed too have any friends she's my one and only Bestfriend
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ lololololol , I was praying you didn't hear half the things I said
I'm psychic I freakin swear you guys .!
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hHahahaha I'm a sucker for the facts they claim on shows like this but I don't know about this one !
Reading _TWITTER-ENTITY_ in the morning . & gt ; & gt ; & gt ; ❤️
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA I didn't notice that
Lolz at dumb girls
That's the quickest I've ever fast walked , and my legs are jello .
how bout a trust fall ?
Goodluck with that
Playing Diva by Bey in the van and Mr. Spencer asked if it's an African war chant
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you put the wet emoji though lmfao
⚽ asshole do mine
Why can't we be friends ?
When my boss sings to me > & gt ; & gt ; & gt ;
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I wouldn't want to fight any of them . Lol
You know k-state sucks when KU scored 10 points on them .
all I know is that I acted like a 5 year old when I saw _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ and _TWITTER-ENTITY_ in the room last night
I wish I Could breathe right now . I'm to busy laughing at this group message .
The fact that _TWITTER-ENTITY_ profile pic is with my mom
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ yeah , just alright !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ will do
Omg you guys .. Nicki Laister is dating Trent Jones ?!
I just looked at all my tweets from last night
I talked in an Irish accent for a good hour of my night last night ... just a sneak peek of how my night went for ya .
I can hear _TWITTER-ENTITY_ yelling from across campus
Watching the funniest #Goldengirls episode ever . Rose can't believe girls can shave above their knees .
Good thing she can stand my singing !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ she always snores
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahaa true that !
Lane Kiffin was fired in the parking lot
Sherill dancing on blue devil update
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ Ight see you in a couple mins
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ told me he was majoring in bio-nuclear chemical engineering .... I actually believed him for a minute too ✋
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ I can't deal with this conversation anymore
But seriously . I'm quoting 42 line for line and Michael is getting pissed at me
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I know please come back soon !
#freethelion ❤ .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ oh she \likes a challenge " "
Like I have room to talk ! I'm 5ft
Ashlyn asked Mr. Thomas if he turned up in college . He said , \ no I was in the band " "
Lonely Island kind of night
Mom wants to teach me how to cook
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahahaha that hashtag you're a working woman !
My 5th hour conversation just made my whole day _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_
Everyone check my last tweet .
Girl Code is so funny
Breanna tweets right now _TWITTER-ENTITY_
He just did his entire career within 5 minutes
Lolol to casey last night
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ oh whatever
Bring one of your buddy's gf so then you don't have to deal with her issues #lovemyfamily
I wonder what life would be like if I had a twin ...
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ she was only worried about her lulu lemon gloves
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ lololol Ming lee at dejuv
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ that was _TWITTER-ENTITY_
Goin through mcdonalds drivethru and hearing these kids order $40 of food and then barking and screaming in to speaker and driving off
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ is snoring ! ☺ bless it .
i feel so awkward when im talked about to my brother
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ really just brought me lasagna in trade for Reese's peanut butter cups . I didn't think he was serious
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ haha you are my whole timeline right now
Watching our school on BUCKWILD
What I do when I'm bored .. Come to sonic to see my girl
I feel sorry for you hopeless parents having little girls and can't do hair to save your life
Your gunna throw it on Richard
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ that's because you're blind and deAf
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ she wants me to hang with her at your lax tournament
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ at least it's fake
THAT SNAP RYLIE KATE AND I JUST GOT FROM PARKER WAS PRIME
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ how bad was it to watch ? Lol
Watching were the millers
EVERYONE go see bad grandpa
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahaha that's awesome .
Shout out to the lady painting her toe nails and driving
The fact that you actually think your cool
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ silly me and getting out of Reagan's bed lmao
Listening to Emily explain her problems to the walk in clinic people
Me and _TWITTER-ENTITY_ should just snap chat each other to the amount of pictures of ourselves we send each other
It's funny you picked because you'd about shit yourself everytime one came near you But you're gorgeous & amp ; I'm always here for you
I'm about to murder _TWITTER-ENTITY_
Getting my roommate fucked up is probably one of the funniest things ever #ciroc
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I need to call you but I would feel so judged man
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ karrie I'm jk , I've been sick , slight strep throat and a sinus infection lol
The fact that you tweeted like ten tweets about me shows you are way to concerned in things that are non of your business .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ \This is why I have suicidal thoughts " Kill yourself . #dying "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ HAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAH omg okay I got it now miss you two gems
I slept through so many alarms
“ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ : I have a very big crush on u but sadly I am only a little bug and u are a garden”
I actually really don't ☺
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahah classic
God my dad would seriously kill me
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ if you think so
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ it do though lol .. On a nice summer day lls . With the fucking burgers , hotdogs & amp ; potato salad
People are so rude and annoying
Do dogs have brains ?
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you sure can
ABSOLUTELY DIED AT MY LAST RETWEET !
Your WCW is the same as his ... #desperate
Haha when your nephew runs in to the wall and falls > & gt ; & gt ;
You are embarrassing yourself bby
I like how ever since I moved into my love shack , I haven't cleaned it . My friends do it for me
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I was legit singing that same lyric as I scrolled down and saw this post
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ she doesn't wanna talk to youjk
Pineapple Express is honestly to funny . #lmao
Idgaf what ppl consider me anymore . If I'm a slut then im a slut ..
Like am I suppose to care ?
I've lost like 10 lbs but my face don't show it
Def just burned rubber going out of my driveway ...
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahaha your hash tag !!! Hilarious !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I realized that thanks to my sister whoops
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you were passing every single car on the interstate
did he just dead seriously say \I gotta fatty " LMFAO "
For a minute I forgot I had a cold and almost freaked the fuck out because I didn't know why my nose was stuffy
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ oh my god Logan !
Kristen just asked who was graduating today obviouslyyyy UCA
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I was thinking it ... You said it
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ lol lucky you !! FYI basketball season not gonna be the same without you guys !! hope you're being good !!
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ HAHAHAHAHAHA it looks a little curly
How do you figure !! _TWITTER-ENTITY_
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ right now ? Aren't I always awesome ? Jk jk Shout out as much as you want
Senior year .. Class Clown ✔ thank you seniors for accepting my weirdness , goofiness , and craziness ! It's been a wild 4 years ! ✌
This dudes hand cheetah tattoo #BadInk
Twerkin the high school parking lot with _TWITTER-ENTITY_ blastin those #Throwbacks
Anddddd moms already drunk #turkeyday13
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ hell yeah !
Second trip to Taco Bell in less than 10 minutes ..
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ not now silly ! Like 8pm today , aka tonight
Is my mom singing _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ ' s road rage > & gt ; & gt ; lmfao
There's nothing stopping me from going out with ALL OF YOUR BESTFRIENDS !!!!!!!!!
That boy Bernie on one this morning I swear #DaBern
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ i just saw you on the wall at blueberry hill
I love telling kids at work that the tigers blood snow cone flavor is actual tigers blood
Uncle Si's bell fetish .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ ha . Your funny ! All you're getting from me is a ball girl
Lol at my moms fake phone call to the police
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hey I got somethin I need to torch can I do it at your house lmao
Awl moment when in using pong balls and run into your parents and they say they know what they're for _TWITTER-ENTITY_
I never tweet funny things Teresa
It seems like after you turn 18 everyone else turn into kids ...
Wait what .... Hahahah #dying
Got referred to as \Eclipse girl " "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ easier said then done
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I dressed up for the last one tho so I might keep this one pretty casual . Not sure yet tho !
Me and britt are so bad
LOL at what I just read such a small world and you literally have fucked all of it
I think Emma will be mad when she finds out I'm not at school
No shame . _TWITTER-ENTITY_
Bringing out wkuk today in logic
Listening to my boyfriend swoon over old cars is sew funny #lols
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I have a feeling you think I tweeted about the demon ... But I didn't
With a dick .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I feel better knowing that I'm not the only who has the egular status " . "
Michael left his hookah at his friends house with a new thing of oil in it and the kid smoked it , I've never seen my brother so pissed off
My mom clearly creeped on my tweets because she just called flipping out as to why I'm walking around Springfield
Lololololol at people who lie about how long they've been friends with someone , I knew y'all and y'all were definitely not friends
You guys are to much
My family ... _TWITTER-ENTITY_ are you scared ?
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you'll regret it if you have a guy best friend
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ = awkward . ✌
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ send me it
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you mean I'm gonna beat you .. ?
I swear to god I just seen the funniest vine in my life that _TWITTER-ENTITY_ re-vined . I'm seriously weak AF
Rebel Wilson's entrance
Deenas tweets right now I'm dying
I would just like to take a minute to lol at my life
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I'll call a cab
The sunburn from hell _TWITTER-ENTITY_ got last year
Ughh , this movie always makes me cry at least once .
I'm srsly bout to get in my car and drive around and jam out
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I know right
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I CANT BELIEVE YOU
Took my mom to the dentist & amp ; she's talking there ear off . Now I know where I get it from
I'm just in too good of a mood tonight . I loooove people that hate gays . Lol like y'all really do the absolute most
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ cant argue with that
That just made me sick
still can't believe I saw _TWITTER-ENTITY_ last night !!!!!! and then texted/snap chatted every person that we both know ...
#Childhoodconfessionnight I ran around the neighborhood naked a good 3 times a week .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I went to sleep at 11 and just woke up
\ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ : Seeing your EX downgrade & gt ; & gt ; Best feeling ! ""
Everyone is just hating on me today ... must be hate Lauryn day or something . Whatever ! ✌️❤️
hahahahha thank god Karl doesn't screenshot my snapchats #iwoulddie
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Hahahaha my dad was like they payed her a lot of money it was so gross !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ love you too syd
I swear I send the dumbest snapchats ever .
i am CRYING .
You're such a fucking lying asshole
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ the days of not liking each other are back ?
Def showed my stinking creek pride lastnight
WATCHING A MOVE ON FX AN THEY CHANGE ASSHOLE TO RASCAL OMG IM DYING
Pretty sure _TWITTER-ENTITY_ is gonna have like 19372992 notifications
My sisters boyfriend tried to tickle me and I kicked him in the face
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ yeah , cause we suck . like they're still my team but we ain't going anywhere this year . we won't make playoffs even .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ thanks will appreciate it
#TweetLikeYourDad is a trend now ? This is great , I quote my dad all the time
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ poor Keyon
I probably made Jared feel awkward when i asked what his name was
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ HAAAAHAH funniest thing I've even done in my life !!!!
Flo you're fucking mental
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ no not really why ?
Havvinnnn a blast _TWITTER-ENTITY_
All me and Tara do at lunch is tweet each other and play with our water bottles . What even
if she's kicking my ass she better pack a sandwich in her back pocket because its going to take all day and she might get hungry
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ are you trying to say she wants the D
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ is such a corn smiling at her phone all the tome
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ TJ piries dancing lmfao
when he cheats on you like he did to me I will seriously LOL .
Guy at dennys did not have money to pay his bill . So he called an ambulance
' Find out for yourself ' hahaha . Every girl in VC has already ' found out ' bahahahaha .
\It's like an Easter egg hunt " in the proposal will always remind me of _TWITTER-ENTITY_ "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ what ?
Lol did i just see he little shit here is you " on my ask "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you're weird
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ haha he used to do it all the time
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ because its such a shitty town ... Ha ha ha I'm so funny
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ oh I'm sure
Briana and Yamie are just at my house
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ is actually good as hell at GTA 5
I'm soo mean to my younger cousins
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ if I could favorite this more than once , I would !
I seriously look like a soccer mom going to the store today to get Taylor doughnuts and redbull
Sabrina did know !
Hahaha too bad chels and I lose every game .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ wrong person
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ yes we do
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ oh helllll no
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ good day ?! Hahaha
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ omg
My dad watching me fry bologna just to see it bubble up ! He is twelve years old sometimes .
This little girl just threw a tantrum outside because she didn't wanna get on the bus
I need a middle finger emoji for them .
When _TWITTER-ENTITY_ cheers people on in track meets > & gt ; & gt ; & gt ; #shestiredGoGoGo ! Best laugh I've had in a lonnnng time ! ❤
I hate how no one lives by me ... But then again it's probably better for them #hereforagoodtime
I was the ugly duckling up until like junior year of high school
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I'm dead
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ , Is this ugly
I can't get over that Jesus picture
When some foreigner comes and hits on Sam and Cole stands behind him pretending to bite his head off !! #dying #canthandleit
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ haha thank you I'd do anything for this woman . would rather not experience that ever again tho
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ that's as normal as I could get her
33 year old married guy just came in work & amp ; asked me to fuck ... what is life right now . just go drink some more beer bud .
If snapchat would show pics they got they would have the biggest blackmail on millions of people everywhere ! #tofunny #snapchatleaked
Two of my best friends have boyfriends . The other is seeing someone . My mom does too and my dad has a girlfriend . Like . I can't .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ yayyyy sucks for you _TWITTER-ENTITY_
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Laura he drives now !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I'm not old . I'm seasoned . & amp ; at least I'm not in bed at 7:30 .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ when it burns you > & gt ; & gt ; & gt ; & gt ;
I want a TipsyElves sweater
Lol at you for liking my picture and then going and unliking it . Haha
Gonna get drunk and jump on the trampoline sounds like a great plan
Playing fifa with my dad . Nice try Papi
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ SAME HERE ! My brother came in my room & amp ; was like want this snickers ice cream bar like of course i cant say no
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ did you hear me honking lmao
I'm seriously getting offended by my 3 year old niece calling me ake " "
Really don't favorite that tweet it was about you
I act like matt is my boyfriend , and were not even together yet haha whoopsies
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I'm glad
I love Miami finishing by absolutely fucking Driskal up on the last snap
My hair is like 20 different colors
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ calm down woman✋
you guys .. it's pretty noticeable
That video just made my night .
Tammy could be one of the girls ! Her and I have been gossiping the past few days
Drunk bitches !!
“ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ : How many men does it take to open a beer ? None . It should be opened by the time she brings it to the couch . ”
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ no way !
Snapchat right now
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ doesn't mean you stop doing laundry ! Get back to it
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ should meet Nate from tbell . they'd get along so well
I'm not the average girl .. Most of my Christmas presents went to a PS3 and games that went with it
Anna and I are literally Lucy and Linus from Charlie Brown
How is Johnny Manziel even a Heisman finalist ? He's aweful this year . ✋ #AJForHeisman ❤️
The reds apple ale commercial .
Bama fans in the stands
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ this girls tweets have me dying #WhoCouldItBe
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ who you takin Barnes or Ibaka
97 on Pitt got socks on his forearms #bum
HA . hahahaha . HA .
This guy was trying to race my mom and she was yelling that his balls were bigger than his car . #ohmygod
Can honestly say that the only thing I don't feel blessed about is my family bombarding me with questions about where my boyfriend is
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I'm at the school
Poodle hair today
This movie I've seen it like 10 times but it's still hilarious .
GUYS BILL NYE THE SCIENCE GUY IS ON DANCING WITH THE STARS THIS YEAR OMG
Hey _TWITTER-ENTITY_ i dont like him anymore
Hahahaha my grandma joined team iPhone today . oh my
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I was literally right next to you ! K I'll just yell in your face next time
Sippin ' champagne while I'm in his bed . It's 4 AM and I think I might lose it . This motherfucker thinking I'm stupid !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ ahhhh please do come soon ! Bring _TWITTER-ENTITY_ and _TWITTER-ENTITY_ with you❤ we can all have a good ass time ! ✌
The conversations credence and I have
Every time I pass perry I flip off the campus trolol why why
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ haha omg
Sorry . ....... not sorry .
Shelly said lets make a cornmaze at gabys _TWITTER-ENTITY_
\You're 30 years old ... Go home and get a family " What _TWITTER-ENTITY_ says about older college students #dying "
Waking up next to my baby _TWITTER-ENTITY_ ❤❤☺
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ okay , every time I hear he ceiling can't hold us ! " I think of the kid from the Gilford show who only knew hold us & sang it loud ! "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ be better
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you dancing
' Awwwwhhh bitch you did not just say that , I'mma rip dat weave out ya ' head ' brb dying
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ yes , yes it probably does .
Hahaha chase is freaking outt
Name 3 states , mumble some English words , then mix in a couple Spanish words , the say dalé and you got yourself a pitbull song
Loling at how some people are just so fucking dumb #subtweet #idiot
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ that little Asian girl you was with last night reminded me of snooki .
and then we talked about how you can't take men shopping , their only there to hold the bags #tmlt she was adorable
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I have those moments too but he's the reason you're alive + = > if uk what I mean
when my music is on shuffle it makes me excited to see what song comes on next ..
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ and Jennie missed out on the butt and boobs gene . She was malnourished in the womb
I don't think he knows how .
so after my \surgery " , they couldn't wake me up so the nurses had to wheel me up and lift me into my moms car "
My instructor just put a lady in her place ! Damnnnnnn .
cutting all my hair off
I put a pic up of my breakfast and get 19 likes . I put a selfie up and get 5 likes . Either y'all are a bunch of fatasses or I'm just ugly .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ I'm home
My hair looks cute & amp ; wavy when I take a shower then sleep on it but after I brush it I look psychotic or something
Bony tony from cheer camp <
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I'm breaking up with you
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ FYI , meg had her own little accident last night . You should ask her about it Sid .
s/o to _TWITTER-ENTITY_ for visiting AE in green tree mall tonight ! your body guard is gonna rock those AE legend v-necks . #AESwagg #RKellyTho
I wish I could post this picture of our convo
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Hahaha don't be skeered !!!!!
I still find it funny how St. Joe has boys and girls lockers separated ..
Yeah ... sorry about that
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ he looks so mad I love you and wishbone
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ is fuckin killin me right now
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I'm guessing this is Gabi
I'm all talk .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ first time getting gas
When I was in 3rd grade I got a boy chocolate and a teddy bear for valentines day and then he didn't say thank you . Still gets to me
I totally did not hack his twitter ☺
Me and summer just hard-core stared at this kid at the mall
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ stop with your retweets
Vikings are the worst team in the NFL
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ why that's when you had all the ladies
The AT & T commercials about wanting more gets me Everytime
\And he was like , sorry , honey . You ain't got a chance . " Phillip Bender "
Before I I always make a platter for after
It's funny how much you try to fit in
So I was just sitting in my bed today & amp ; my one friend stopped by my window to say hi so I opened it & amp ; he freaking jumped in . Like what haha
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ my damn Sperrys came untied . So I sat down and took my shoe off and tied It then put it back on
what a surprise youse an alcoholic !
I love _TWITTER-ENTITY_ because she thinks I'm funny and that's cool . Also she favorites all my tweets . ✨
HAHAHA _TWITTER-ENTITY_ profile pic
The NFC is probably the best conference in the NFL #onlynotreally
I've never been so tired in my entire life . My family should've moved after I went to college , so I wouldn't have to help hahahahaha
I've been called crazy . Couldn't do anything but agree
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ swag me and josh
Omg , if only I could post the pic that _TWITTER-ENTITY_ just sent me , but she'd kill me
every time i drive at night i have to double check to make sure nobody is in my trunk because of _TWITTER-ENTITY_ ....
\You don't want girls to think you suck dick at fucking pussy " "
Tristen got girl probz
My doctor said , want some feel good medicine . Or do you want some get me out of this world medicine
When I sneeze I have to make it known .. therefore my cats get the shit scared out of them everytime I do
\Opposites ? You're both psycho and putting you together makes a tornado " Alexis . "
this should be interesting
The campaign is seriously funny .
My dreams . Are so . Weird . #wtf
Wanna take a nap baby ? No baby . Haha , it's so cute how a two year old is calling me baby
the fact that mine and _TWITTER-ENTITY_ dads are on a date & amp ; going to the hawks game tonight kills me
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ as if i didn't already know that
Taylor and I must be on the same page
Me and _TWITTER-ENTITY_ competing on highlights yo , straight geeking right now #Hornets
When people try to sound black because they're talking to a black person !!!!! #TooFunny
“ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ : _TWITTER-ENTITY_ yeah you were def singing hahaha ” that's what I was afraid of .... At least you didnt catch me while rapping
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahaha tooooo true
Successful full day of teaching ready for bed right now , but on to more TPA things ... If only there were time for sleep
Cecily keep calling my dad fat boy .
Made Russ Chuckle At Dinner Tonight . #DayMade #Favorite
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ at I'm dead after seein this man .
Like who cares about the top tweet
Liar Liar is one of my favorite movies
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahahahahahahah omg .
Me and quinton blew a speaker at work ... hahahahahahah oops
If you sluff class and stay at the school I'm judging you
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ oh yeah Austin did
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ ✋ goodbye
Group texts with _TWITTER-ENTITY_ and _TWITTER-ENTITY_ ❤
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I'm telling you !
\I'm sorry can you say that again , I was singing the Canadian national anthem " - _TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahahaha "
Never laughed so much in my life oh my god
⚽ indoor soccer with you was the best you were the only real soccer player and you made all the goalies look stupid we need to chill again
When you realize a guy actually puts the toilet seat down .. But notices he was drunk and pisses in front of it anyways . & lt ; & lt ; & lt ;
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ she got too excited
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I hate em too
I've had 10+ VS Secret Rewards every year since they came out and they're always $10 ! I bet the people who end up getting $500 barely shop
\It smells like weed " " Dude it's Victoria " "
Ms. Brice just about pissed her pants .
Hey Kenzie , if you really want to
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ okay .
I send _TWITTER-ENTITY_ workout flexing selfies on the daily #bestfriend #thatswhenyouknow
I hate _TWITTER-ENTITY_
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I would be quite upset about that
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I'd pay to see it .
I love when _TWITTER-ENTITY_ and I scream The song let it snow on the way home from our soccer game and we obviously don't know the lyrics
I enjoyed watching our waiter eating a customers Nachos , so I politely asked if he would like to wash that down with my Coors .
I can't deal with myself today y'all but if u can , I prolly owe u a life time & amp ; marriage & amp ; candy or something
Lol I love when I know EXACTLY who someone's subtweeting about ..
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ he loves his Oreos
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ haha , I'm being honest ! Help me like them again please !!
I told the sub you were here _TWITTER-ENTITY_
I had my headband on funny and my grandma goes oh god take that off you look like Shea
Me and Abby were just saying how we can't breathe & amp ; then pandora plays how do I breathe
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I could do this all night lol
I'm still dying at ghetto night last night like what is my life
\ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ : I can't deal with Brooke and Robyn anymore " right "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ what ?
Never laughed so hard in my life !
About to go watch the UAA game all alone as long as I can get pizza I don't even care
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ we said make up not make out
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ ok we would transform everything into waking up your mom . What did she say when we left
This dog is trying his hardest to stop Derek's dad from putting medicine in his ear and it's ridiculous . Oh boyyy .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ lets , I have a box of wine
lol Virgil just liked my video on insta of that little girl practically falling on him ps it was from 6 weeks ago
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahahah
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hey now , don't be jealous
Someone have a crush on me ? HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA
The snap chat I just sent _TWITTER-ENTITY_ is absolutely repulsive
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ someone is being a softy ! haha jk
The snoopify app seems hilarious .
Mr. Jackson kills me
Actually considering shooting Damea's neighbor with horse tranquilizers
I'm always right about this kind of stuff
When _TWITTER-ENTITY_ ' s grandma tells me I'm a good driver
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ literally just rolfed at your tweet
“ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ : Anyone got any illegal/yolo plans tonight ? Hit me up , I'll bring a six pack of marijuanas ! ” _TWITTER-ENTITY_ this one is better !
We are watching Jack Frost & amp ; my dad goes , \Dad that kid just call the snowman ....... dad ? What is going on ? " ⛄️ "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Brice stop
Bad like a bag of pennies ? Jkjk
Lol you are one psycho bitch
You actually aren't that attractive aha I must have been gone for awhile
Still can't believe _TWITTER-ENTITY_ said he was gonna sing #MyEyes by _TWITTER-ENTITY_ , to his next girl .
it's terrible Thursdays _TWITTER-ENTITY_ get it right _TWITTER-ENTITY_
I wonder how many heat bandwagons we going to have this year
Whoever is behind _TWITTER-ENTITY_ knows tooooo much
My spring break this years gonna be ridiculous ice been planning it since like freshman year
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I literally see him everywhere I go . I can't get away from him
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Catherine you kill me
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ that better be about who I was sayin bro !
I'm sorry but just because you copy and paste quotes from tumblr onto your twitter that does not make you funny
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ really saving my butt right now and rescuing me from the train station #thankful
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ ask.fm is great
When I see girls pushing their boyfriends to propose ... Stop that right now . Stop it . Don't be psychooooo .
I hope Michigan and Ohio State both lose .
Went in rys room to plug my phone at like 2:30 and passed out in his bed
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ it's annoying , if you don't watch basketball or don't know anything about it don't act like you're a fan now
Ridiculousness kills me
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I'm so sorryyyy !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ no joke remember #tomyfuturekid yea that's my kid to your kid
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ welcome to my weekly Tuesday night
“ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ : Can luke bryan just show up to my house and sing to me until I fall asleep ? ” Shit he can't just sleep with me
the fact that your mom called me a bitch is just priceless
Forever camping indoors with a nice warm LED iPhone campfire _TWITTER-ENTITY_ #getatus ✊
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ i didn't say your name bitch !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Gym rule #1 . Don't skip leg day
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ on the announcements
Facetiming people today on the lift though
& amp ; when she gets calls from a random number & gt ; & gt ; & gt ;
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ shopping at Aeropostale
They should make a cool ranch one hey better hurry up before im dead " "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ shit I didn't see you , you shoulda said something ! Aha just kidding
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ so u know him to huh
Awkward eye contact
Your a joke haha
\They gave me steroids . Don't those make your balls big ? I don't have balls , so I'm getting some " Maggie . I can't . ✋ "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ because it's funny and I know he hates it
Just thinking about that burnout Brooke's dad did
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I have something that will make you laugh . If u're having a bad night this will cheer u up . When I flipped logans tricycle
this should be good
But I didn't know I needed your permission to go home .
I have the worst luck ever . Watch I'll be the one who has a zit on her wedding day .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ i love you idec
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ I can't between this and the video of him pooting at the vmas
\Well I think we're about to go to cry baby hollaaa " _TWITTER-ENTITY_ "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I honestly think I know who this is about , because I see the same thing .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ now multiply that by like 800
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ shut up frank
I love _TWITTER-ENTITY_ tweets !
I'm just gonna lock myself in my room , visitors are welcome
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ YEPPP drink with me Thursday
I'm constantly asking _TWITTER-ENTITY_ about my \children " aka my movies -- because she helped organize them ! And I sometimes forget "
Absolutely LOVING this guys Christmas sweater right now
og my god
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ .... your snapchat
People read to much into my tweets
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I Love You Too
Dropping I.Q. points listening to these conversations .
Friends knock on your door . Best friends : say \what's up fuckers " #vine "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ YOURE WELCOME !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ lololol
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you said the same thing yesterday after I made that comment
the picture _TWITTER-ENTITY_ just sent me got me dyingg
Unplanned twinning with Jason tonight ! _TWITTER-ENTITY_
People who know me really well , can probably say I'm one of the most ratchetest people they've ever met !
This group chat right now I'm dyinnnn
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ couldn't quote at her
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ be like that sometimessss . I love you ! See you this weekend !
Family gatherings and the older grandparents try and set me up with a husband ?... My mom always said I was going to get married young
It's always the _TWITTER-ENTITY_
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ if it was about you I'd _TWITTER-ENTITY_ you !
OMG _TWITTER-ENTITY_ & amp ; and _TWITTER-ENTITY_ dancing to Get Lucky I'm actually dying
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ of course you do
The fact that _TWITTER-ENTITY_ was just riding the jet ski naked
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I mean I don't think they could do the first one
My uncle told me to find a girl that's a freak in the bed .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ oh okay . We'll you didn't leave a mark . But why'd jump in anyways ? Not your fight
Can't leave the game is on ! Sorry _TWITTER-ENTITY_
I can't do a serious work out if my life depended on it
Next year I'll be freezing my ass off on the east coast in stead ☁️❄️
6am conversations with _TWITTER-ENTITY_
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ random af .. But nah I haven't . I'll make sure to though
Guys my boy Dillon tweeted those wtf
Actually Madison , everyone loves you . You have fans . Sad , but true .
The cable guy got stuck outside my house and was spinning his tires
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you don't remember do you ? It was hilarious
HAHAHAHAHA okay then
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I've eaten 5 bites of soup and a few crackers all day ! Feeling like I'm on weight watchers or something
Forever fuckin ' people's shit up
“ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ : Some queen just blew a kiss at me from his car 0_0 lmao” JUDY
I still can't get over my avi
What a day my emotions today
I love making Kenzie guess shit lol
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ sorry Daniel , but you are doing exactly what I said in the first tweet
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I would kill to look like you
Kidnapping _TWITTER-ENTITY_ at 4am > & gt ; & gt ;
Chris Bosh is fn hilarious !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ SEND ME THOSE PICTURES
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ yes , yes it has .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ its okay I'm just happy you finally got the hint
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ \I ain't mad , at a prejudice dad , that's the best damn pussy I ever had . ""
She said , \I wanna come back next year , babe ! " He said , " it's a public place . " #quoteoftheday "
Amanda forgot to sign out of her snapchat on my phone and Kevin thought it was my snapchat and he sent a pic of his nipple to everyone
only 97 days guys
Hahaha I'm sorry I'm done now . I promise
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you can borrow mine ...
I always love texting _TWITTER-ENTITY_ the random thoughts that I have in my head .
Oomf is gonna hate me by the end of tonight
She's a basic hoe .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I think me saying that is like you saying you're a virgin . I just KILLED myself . Dead .
Hahaha I steal all of Danielle's ex's! Damn I'm a whore ...
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you can't do that . You wouldn't want them on your phone anyways . #uglyforlyfe
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ woods don't favor your kind round here I joke I joke I kid I kid
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I don't even know how to respond to this
All my ex's really are the biggest douchebags
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I hate you .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I can see u having a convo with him rn
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ I didn't say it ! I just think he's hilarious
I just now got _TWITTER-ENTITY_ ' s snapchat saying she was coming home from Florida tomorrow !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ yeah ...
my mom tried fixing the light circuit in my room except now every time i turn on a light the alarm goes off
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ oh I thought you were coming to help out !!
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ Michael you're so abusive to Luke what did he ever do unto you ?!
The fact that _TWITTER-ENTITY_ doesn't even try to deny the fact that he has seen and loves every gossip girl episode
Hahaha my life .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ he probably already does
My dad just called me a dipshit because I wanted to order a pizza .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I'm going to stuck with these crackers
I dont want to go back out there man , nothing but death
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ i know . im too much . but that's my babe . he can't up and die on me .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ made my night
SNL Christmas is the funniest thing ever ❄️
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahaha just Brittany whispering a little too loud how annoying Anna was #dying
I just looked in the mirror , & amp ; I look like I got ran over by a truck
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I love that joke
He said cluster fuck
It's so damn hot in this house , I wish I lived alone so I could sleep naked .... Lmfao
Nate said i sound like a dying animal
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ what can I say #HoopDreams
Best day ever . Hahahahahahaha _TWITTER-ENTITY_
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ if I hear about your period one more time I'm going impregnate you so we are safe for a few months
Not only am I your #mcm I was the first one
C-A-M-P-F-I-R-E S-O-N-G Song .
I seen so many nudes today . Only one was nice .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ yeah I never get those .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ that just made my morning
Facebooking the sexy state patrol that pulled you over , after he winked and said stay sweet & gt ; & gt ;
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ lmao !!! don't try to tweet me back now !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ oh Sara ....
Well someone a little behind _TWITTER-ENTITY_ #nobigdeal
6996 - ayy lmao your snapchat stories make my life complete but you're pretty and you're a pimp I wish we had a class doe
Oh shoot oops
Some abdi backed straight into my car speeding while I was parked and in a matter of seconds all of Detroit was there
The guy on pitch perfect reminds me of you _TWITTER-ENTITY_ ! Hahaha
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I just say if they're better than mine , iiiiits a no go
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I was there idiot
I'll put the pole in the gap
There goes my life
Break got me all messed up I don't even know what day it is
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ didn't know the plural of life is \lives , " so she kept saying lifes "
I can't wait til he comes home n eats my ass
That one backfired on ya , didn't it mom ?
A crooked smile is one thing . But a fucked up mouth is totally different ✋
gosh I love my guy friends
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ is that a song ?
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hello ! I would like you to take a look at _TWITTER-ENTITY_ profile !!! thanks
\He must not be very bright , he's been a senior for 5 years " -- my cousin "
... my emotions rn
The doctor last night asked if Rj was my dad come on
s/o to _TWITTER-ENTITY_ mom for screaming at me this morning #missyou
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I stopped at 125
“ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ : Tbh I still feel bad about hitting the ump . I really didn't mean to ! ” I just died all over again hahahhaha
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ sometimes I get on a roll ..
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you tweeting about stepbrothers has given me an overwhelming desire to watch it . Hilarious movie !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Whoa , you sent that to the wrong person
If I had a dollar for everytime somebody has asked me if I wanted to buy a cheesecake
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ your sun burnt ??! ☺
MY COUSIN REALLY LOOKS LIKE THE GUY WITH THE SHARPIE TATTOOS FROM THE VIDEO
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahahaha hilarious
Watching Nutty Professor !!
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I am dying
Ayeee about this chess match tho
“ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ : Him : Sex ? Me : Female , silly” dying
Maybe I should go on a jog so i dont have to do chores at home
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ thanks I think
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I freaking love you
This kid thinks he's famous tho .
Bahahah I'm dying right now
The fact that my grandparents are asking and talking about twitter with each other !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ it's about time jk lol
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ loser .
LOL . #comingfromyou
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ your gonna forget
Sending ugly snap chats since 2012
I haven't laughed so hard in one night ever like this _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_
632 - we havent really talked in so long we gotta catch up but definitely had some good times , wont ever forget the two table wipeouts
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I hate most if the people .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Oh will ! Love you !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ isn't this how you got her ? ok sorry I had to
Fags are always getting tough on twitter . Like dude , your soft as butterrr
#StrangeAddictions she's obsessed with her #blowdryer
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahahaha I'm so funny
“ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ : yeah tyler especially the young girls ? slow down niggy you lookin like someone else we all know hahahha” I know a few
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ The boy one bit me last time . So I change my mind . Ima take the other one . IF I can pick it up
You try to hard to fit in
And then he said , hat's a good one . " Haha "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I was going to wave . But then I thought ... Impossible . Buttt it was you
Just failed all the way trying to pump gas . ✌
Btw , Riverdale sophomores , I'm running for president so .. Yeah . In like 15 days , vote 4 me ..
I don't know why people downloaded IOS7 . It's soo ugly
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ wow I taught you well
1 : I've met you a few times you're gorgeous ! I apologize for Friday haha but you have a great bestfriend☺️
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ LOLOLOL ,
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I'm so excited to eat tonight . That's sad .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ I can't handle this the level of ratchet on the strip right now makes me think there's a fight on town or something
If people are actually gonna go to the cc dance I guess I will too
Lets see how long it takes me to get yelled at for my jeans today . Ill keep you guys updated .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahaha I wonder which one will make the cut for the CD
I think it is funny my brother & amp ; his friends think I text so fast
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Yes I am in Gainesville putting gas in my car .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ seriously thought about just scream yes and jumping up and down , but i didn't want to wake the neighbors
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ lol , everyone calls me travass .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ frand ones lol
Toddler sized shark cage .
I feel bad for your new girl #wasteoftime #manwhore
I seriously just scared the shit out of _TWITTER-ENTITY_ when she walked out of the bathroom
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I know right !!? he kept giving me high fives and slapping my back too
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ how original .
me and tori send pictures to each other when we tan
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I was like Kash she is way to much for you to handle
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you're too much #loveyou
The gift that my friends got me _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ otay ! Well yeah obvi we can watch the packers loose then have our rematch game
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahaha that's exactly why I drank it ! Because its healthy
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ that was so fun love my IF friends !
i feel second hand embarrassment for them #dying _TWITTER-ENTITY_
It's so weird that I am going on vacation to a place I used to call home this is so depressing
Someone take me to the 25 hr iHop in prov right now #ImPathetic #PancakeObsessed
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I seen what that Travis kid tweeted
Literally best thing that has happened in a REALLY long time . Ohhh myyyy gosh
Ms. Carlson would be the type of teacher I'd accidentally call mom ..
Megan just took a tumble
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ my life in a picture
I'm only using it to download chrome
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ has a sleeve of tattoos now I can't
#IRememberIGotInTroubleFor drawing a different picture in class than what my teacher seen _TWITTER-ENTITY_
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ mine too
Chaz was getting so pissed earlier tho ! Lmao .
Just logged into snapchat for the first time since July and had 100 snaps half of them being from _TWITTER-ENTITY_ ❤️
Y'all wonder why I have such bad road rage , ride with my dad one time and all questions will be answered .
\Oh I forgot about him because he doesn't count for anything " okay _TWITTER-ENTITY_ "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ This is soooo us !!!
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you have no idea how many times I have listened to BOTH versions of \Clarity " since I left ' hatchie #perfection "
tell me how u really feel
Feel like ppl only add me on Instagram is to creep
Brandon is 6'1 . I'm only 5'3 . He's like a tower .
Like I can barely ** get my school pants pulled up past my knees ... Like What happened between the end of school & amp ; now ?
Silver Impala whips into the Parian parking lot . I said , that's Kate . Sure enough .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ ' s tweets sometimes . Omg . #missyou
That made my morning
Vampires Suck > & gt ; & gt ; ❤
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you gotta be shitting me ! That's is one of the grossest funniest things I've ever seen
Hey Kate remember that time At the beach ..
My dads response that there is everclear drink in the basement ring it up ! We got alllll day ! " #thanksgivinglivetweets "
You're best at lap dances , Jenna . That's it (;
But damn are you shady
People are too worried about everyone else✋
AllStar I'm funny
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahaha I heard
Alex just beat me in basketball
\You're white ... my sister is brown " I love my little cousin "
tried to bake these cinnamon rolls and almost set Alexis's house in fire
Oh man I'm such a creep
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I mean , really tho
soooo violated _TWITTER-ENTITY_ can't wait for this day to be over
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ couldn't help myself
Signed up for Color Me Rad 5K with _TWITTER-ENTITY_ #jalapenohotties
I think twitter is the reason why my phone dies so much
Lol _TWITTER-ENTITY_ you ... Four people at Panera telling me you talk about me
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ is in love with someone who doesn't even know she is alive .
Just turned a triple play
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ life is just full of difficult decisions
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ HAHAHAHHAHAHAH I love you
Sick or not if my bro _TWITTER-ENTITY_ was here we'd be skydiving off a building in the city
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ lmao stop Krusty krauhauhab pizza is the pizza 4 u and meeeEEEEEEHHHH
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ true true haha , I said that then I made one
dad just gave me a shot of patron because apparently it helps cramps
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ OMG stop
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ oh how ironic that's what happened to the main character in taken
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ long as fuck
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ oh yeah i forgot !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ yeah I've done that a couple of times and by a couple I mean a lot haha
I am going to have no motivation for school tomorrow . Absolutely NONE ! Lol #truth
Oh ? #okaythen
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ corn dog corn hole ! #instantpee
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ idk their names but I will know them when I see them !
\ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ : Just thought I would share that a raccoon just tried to steal one of my flip flops . " hahaha this made me smile ! "
What scooby does for hamburgers
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ OMG THEY KNOW WHAT TO DO
“ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ : _TWITTER-ENTITY_ if you didn't have _TWITTER-ENTITY_ I would think you were single ! ” Crazy cat lady _TWITTER-ENTITY_ loves me
I am in love with Cameron #ModernFamily _TWITTER-ENTITY_
Feel sorry for all the ladies an gentleman that I snapchat , god knows 99% of the time I don't look too pretty .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ haha I say down and fell asleep
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ yes but it fit so well with our theme for the day
The fact that sam's friend refers to me as ruins Steph " "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I'm macking !!
Sometimes I wish I was still in highschool where the biggest thing I had to worry about was picking a pair of elite socks before game day
Lmfao just whipped my hat at _TWITTER-ENTITY_ face when he was passin out on Francie's chair
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ it's like my dream tbh
When _TWITTER-ENTITY_ said Shawna would be forever alone .......... because she's fugly
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ & amp ; I just died laughing at _TWITTER-ENTITY_ vines .... my gosh . Too dang funny .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ haha I just laughed out loud while walking out of a store alone !!
Carm made me go online and get coupons for Delia's , Pacsun , and Forever 21 before we went to the mall because she's paying .
Liars . keep talking shit . You are my motivation .
My mother just referred to Illinois as land of the FIBs
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahahah oh trust me there's plenty more where that came from
Youre such a badass huh
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ my phone . i have them saved up bc imma loner .
This episode of The Big Bang Theory that I'm watching > & gt ; & gt ;
Great Night !!! #youmissedout
Age Isn't Nothing But A Number
we use to be so close . I miss you ! #crimpy
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ he kills me .
I love my uncle don
Never hate on you in my life
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ got me looking at everybody's snapchat BFFs now
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you had like 7 or 8 people on a 4 person car hahaha I was amazed !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ at first I thought you said hump & amp ; grind .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ nope standing rite here misses .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ Benji stop making that face ... No reason to lol
Hahahaha online fights #xbox #mw3
Sean has had a full cup of lemonade for every hot wing he has eaten
What we thought was true .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ umm he could've just asked the coach .... ME !!!
I'm just messin with you guys it was supposed to be funny
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ half of your class for DUAL ENROLLED wont transfer to auburn if you get in #knowyourshit
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ OMG ! A whole minute he had it ? Lol
Got new neighbors ... They are confused as hell
You're talking shit and threatening me on social media oh wow I'm shaking in my boots right now you're so intimidating what a bad ass
\My war I bet I could fuck it !! " "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ HAHAHAHA #PleaseKillMe
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I'm good at what I do .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I coulda swore you liked that pickup line when I used it
Chads tweets crack me up .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I was asleep ! And it's okay I have blackmail pictures of him
The text I sent my cousin Katie
I'm still enjoying pissing everyone off .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hell no it would just be me and Sam so were skipping
When they made fun of Miley Cyrus . & gt ; & gt ;
These Bruins fans think that the Bruins are somethin
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ You're dumb
thought I wasn't gonna do shit tho ? I even offered to take it down the street hahaha
\You have never asked me to take your pants off . I totally would " _TWITTER-ENTITY_ "
The cereal & amp ; milk vine that _TWITTER-ENTITY_ revined is prolly the most hysterical thing I've ever seen ! The best 6 seconds of my life !
\She got a bad case of the ratchet pussy " "
Meaning he's making the beats doing all the work n I just randomly rap
I honestly look at Raul's tweets a lot
I made the power go out in my basement from all the Christmas lights
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ not gonna lie I was laughing
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Watch it be the neighbor that ratted u out
Can this dog thing come in ?
My sister is very upset about it too _TWITTER-ENTITY_
Okayyy Matt 2k is officially a douche . I'm having everyone sign a petition to have him delete his Instagram account .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ and math
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ like you think pretty low of yourself if you think it was about you
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ love you massive poo !
When you try to be subtle but _TWITTER-ENTITY_ doesn't get it
\I know what Victoria's Secret is ... She likes to dress like a slut " - my dad "
We just want different things
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ organs juice ? Sounds yummy
I delivered a pizza to a bunch of college guys and the first they they said was \Jesus Christ you have a big king lipper in " "
Every time justice comes in my room I think all I say is I want Jordan
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahahhahahaha it is tho
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ weirddddd I've never even seen your twitter so I didn't block yaaa
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ it drives me nuts . Like why would you even post that on IG
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ heard successful night !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ lmao I can't wait to see this .. And yepp ! Wednesday mornings before anatomy
I just got called a muthafucka haha deuces twitter I'm getting some sleep ✌
\I don't see you out there walking children in nature !! " -Tammie "
“ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ : Just flushed going to college in NC and living with baby Noah down the drain , ALL FOR KRISTIN Jk I luv her tho”it sounds perf
Oh and his tweets never make sense
Idk why Sam & amp ; I share a room because we both the laziest fucks ever & amp ; argue over who gets the door lol
Fuck that made my day
It's all fun and games till bitches let their cookie out
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahah just woke up to the beauty
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ I'm laughing
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ like a fucking label on their foot like a fucking Barbie doll with model numbers
Joleena told me I had a nice butt today .. Oh thanks
#InMiddleSchool Mr. Richie sent me to the nurse to get checked out in the middle of gym because he thought I was high
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I honestly think that it's always been like that . We're just old enough to understand it
40 year old virgin cracks me up .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ it's an exciting time
Well that definitely didn't turn out like I planned it to #Smh #lmao
Woohoo McKean is going back to the 10 point scale so now my High B's will be Low A's .
If _TWITTER-ENTITY_ is ever missing just check our porch
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Oliver is bigger than him
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ i don't even know
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ why have i talked to him before , like last summer
Yay dad just left ! That means I can walk around with no pants and finally go pee !
I have to have Kristin and Kayla help me make life decisions . Like . We have a life or death situation on our hands
Say you got that sack , but you got locked up for sealing
Ryan and Dakota are doing something dangerous right now
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ i guess i could say i did too
It's so so funny how everyone hates you keep going .. Lmfao
It's funny how people have those stories on insta to sum up the year and all of the pics are of them and their boyfriend of one week
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ that's my fave
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I think I did
I'm not very pickle , Other than I Hate pickles on My burgers
Who tf gives their kid raviolis for Christmas . she put it down and left .
Rebel just said she named her asshole one direction hat's a lesson for you teens " Hahahaha oh god I love her "
Just text me
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ so answer *****
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you made my day
Missed every three today
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ nope you're abusive
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I'm getting her the same thing I go her last year ...
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ lol now that's sh -- was funny
Spontaneous trip to colo with my girls #girlsnight #fuckfinals
Anyone want to invite me to some Labor Day plans tomorrow
The text I just got sent
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ says the hoe that begs people to snapchat or text her everyday and is always bored cuz no one asks you to hang #sitdown
He just killed Brianna . Goodbye !!! I'm in tears .
You should look up the definition of classy because you are far from it , big guy
Baseball !!! As Meetch would say
but if it was a black person , they would've said fuck that & amp ; run
Who the fuck prank called me
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahahahaha
I feel like everyone's top emoji is
My dad is the funniest guy ever
the shit my dad says is just too funny
This fucking convo with my mom right now ?!
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ stop while you are ahead .
Adam just literally fell out of bed
Ew I still can't believe I said that
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ kids these days ....
Those snap chats _TWITTER-ENTITY_ sent me while I was asleep !
No not you Leigha
I don't deal with that shit .... ✌ have fun without me .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ the donuts
OMG _TWITTER-ENTITY_ new ass video is fabulous ! I loved it & amp ; I can't stop watching your videos ! Your gorgeous ! ✨
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ yeah it's what I call everyone I hate
Lmfao poor giants fans , hey atleast you'll get first pick
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I just died bye
Almost got stuck in the wet ass grass at the park #350zproblems
Dani takes like three hours to respond and I respond within like five seconds sorry
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ bet you I have the power to change that
CTFU from my last retweet !!
the fact that you're so full of yourself
that awesome moment when I realize I could hack your account at annnnnnytimmmme
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahahahahahahahahah story of my life .. This tweet is probably about me
I'm at senior night in wister and one of my first thoughts is .. \why aren't they walking out here with there kids " . Ha . #goingtohell "
My dad has 4 QB's on his draft team #newguy #suckstosuck _TWITTER-ENTITY_
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I really just have no commentary
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ not if you don't go to sleep ! ☝️
224- we were also really close in the school year with the fab 4 but now we don't really talk :/
Wow I really pissed him off .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you were like and I was like
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ we need to take a picture it's been that long
College orientation sucks balls . I just need my student ID and my schedule . Why show me campus when imma get lost either way
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ my dad sings that song all the time and says Casey's mom instead of Stacey's
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ It's the truth
I spit bars . HOT bars ! _TWITTER-ENTITY_
What's sunlight ?
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ was this at subway ?
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I couldn't figure out what your hashtag was for the longest time . I read it at least 6 times .
Brittany seriously doesn't know how to pump gas
My sister just gets it .
Hahaha my tweets aren't about you . But hey if the shoes fits
So guys what'd y'all think about the movie ?
Mom says .. \Turn down your music ! " So I blast crazy rap colt 45 right behind her her face was like "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ lol , that's nice ?
Supa sketchyyyyyyy .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ we'll that's a completely false statement .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ that should be interesting , find it for me and I'll use it for throwback Thursday next week haha
Dear lady yelling at me thru her car window , I can't hear you nor do I care what ur saying .. It may have been close but I didn't hit you ✋
\you better sex that boy right . " _TWITTER-ENTITY_ I love you omg . "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Michael \dogkillin " Vick should get fined for nothing lmao "
I found the perfect song for you
I remember at 6th grade orientation when _TWITTER-ENTITY_ and _TWITTER-ENTITY_ seriously asked if they could be cheerleaders
Banga banga just came on for the first time on the radio up here and I almost fell dancing to it blasting in my kitchen _TWITTER-ENTITY_
We're not even friends
Sucks ya girl was just kissin me yesterday ✌
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ oh lord .. He got really mad at me that one day that was hilarious
I'll sleep on the boyfriend bear
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I don't even know
Love how when me and mikey are at the same stoplight we just give each other the finger until the other leaves #bestfriend #loveofmylife
thinking of this past summer in the fiat _TWITTER-ENTITY_ six people deep _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ good times bahahahahahaha
I just bit her head
talk about someone having balls .
Love that 3 hour nap I paid $15 for during Catching Fire
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ wrong tweet
getting rookies wrecked is just too funny
The toll collectors are gunna have to deal with counting $1.75 in nickels and dimes cause I ain't got no more dollars
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ stop talking ?
Just ordered pizza to my house but I have no money . Hopefully ill get a free pizza
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ yeah yeah yeah . I know you were crying at my singing . #ohgawd
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ how'd your chem test go ? Hahah
I just tweeted the dumbest shit ever , hahahahahahaha
Are you trying to make me mad ..
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ pretty much
Jacobs excitement for his iPhone is so hilarious
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ exactly what I was thinking .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ tell me about it
I weighed my self before and after lunch ... I gained 6 pounds .
I don't know what I would do without _TWITTER-ENTITY_ he always cheers me up . Even though he's gay .
I love _TWITTER-ENTITY_ , we are the same person ❤
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ lol
Haha , I snapchat too much ? Okayyy have a good night and don't talk to me . People these days ... ✌
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ don't worry Kennedy it won't take long for him to teach you all he knows
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahahaha . Wtf is wrong with these people ?
Lol just remembered when me and _TWITTER-ENTITY_ got into jcole
My brother just said he was wet
Everything _TWITTER-ENTITY_ retweets & gt ; & gt ;
I've literally kept josh awake till 3AM & amp ; he has to work at 7 . poor bebe
As soon I I finish my homework and turn the game back on . Cowboys get a scoop and score
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ this was for his 2500 tweet rere ! Not , \hey give me a shot out cause I'm an attention white & amp ; ill tell you what to write " "
If someone wants to throw a rager every Friday and Saturday I wouldn't mind #props
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahahahahah .. No
a person asked me if I had fake teeth
HE SAID I DESERVED EVERYTHING HE PUT ME THROUGH HAHAHA
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ haha it's so nasty awful
My dad keeps saying I should ask the doctor for medical marajuana because it'll help me #lovehim
This guy in the crowd just took a foul ball straight to the nuts #TinCaps
me & amp ; #oomf subtweeted eachother for like three days straight
Nice one Iowa
I walk out of the bathroom & amp ; it's completely quite & amp ; no ones in the halls
And of course we're watching ' McQueen '
laughing at the bank like , HA HA HA .
Just thought you should know that in my mind you're the coolest froshie to me even though you go to #Jesuit _TWITTER-ENTITY_
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ i hate you
Bye bye tech !
Exactly one year until I'm able to get my license
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ as you said the other might : some things never change hope you got to finish it .
“ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ : If you break up with me I will cry & amp ; literally go shop for 7 hours in Target . ” _TWITTER-ENTITY_
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ says unhappy face instead of sad face #haha
Reunited at last _TWITTER-ENTITY_ ANYTHING IS POSSIBLE
It's a good thing we don't go to the same school .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ like last night everyone said I thought Id never see you here
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I feel the same way girl
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ i swear our brothers talk on the phone more than girls
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I just ate me mexican food
That awesome moment when your mom gets snap chat ! This will be fun !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ pretty much yeah
Literally turned that precalc test in completely blank
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I loved it !! I can't wait till next week !!!
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ All girls , Lol . Y'all want this & amp ; that bit what are y'all bringing to the table ? You know I'm right !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ lol uhh tons of my family's from OK . But my bf is playing in the tourney down there so I figured i might see what it's about
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ honestly that was exactly what I was about to say
I'm freezing omg❄️
\ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ : _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ I guess that makes three of us then . " Your so funny :/ "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahaha
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahahahahaha I am SO HAPPY you said that ! Hahahahaha it just saw it .
all I need in life to be happy is sex money and food !
For a second I looked skinny 🆗
Well that was embarrassing
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I know I know I'm hilarious fucking snap chat
Just watching the \where's the beach " episode of jersey shore and I deff was _TWITTER-ENTITY_ when I went to the hospital last semester ... "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ close ya eyes . I'm sick !
I walk into Mik's and her mom goes \don't you have your own house " "
I just died a little when I thought of brenna running through her house last night
Anxious to see how _TWITTER-ENTITY_ looks today
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ lol then you don't to hear my laugh you'd stab me . My laugh it's ten times worse
When in doubt . Twerk it out .
Jenna marbles video of how girls fall sleep made me pee , could not be more true
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ and I love talking shit !
The scene in Django when the KKK is debating on wearing the masks
if you're an annoying drunk you're not invited
\You're just like my pinky toe . Small , cute , and I'm going to bang you on my coffee table tonight " "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Lol . I Know
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ luckyyy ! I f'd mine up 1 too many times and got frustrated !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ lol jk ! But for real , take some time to relax old man .
So great seeing Shaye and savvy at the mall today . they made my night .
I stare everybody down #noworries
I'm fucking crazy whn it comes to my sister
Well our first fire alarm completely scared the shit out of me ...
People need to chill .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I'm not tired
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ oh my gosh it does lol ! Tay when did you go to Mexico ?
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ yeah I understand .. I've been in your place multiple times . That's why I have like 3 friends now .. Keep your head up ☺
Me and Jenna have such a weird relationship
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ and I have the best conversations
I've been extremely hungry the past two days , only things I've ate is pizza , donuts and Nutella .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ they apparently do for you
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ it can't be drew it's gotta be someone else
when Mr. Chipman actually does yoga with us
God bless cougars easiest to hustle
#whatcanyoudo lets get this shit treading on twit
Lmfao _TWITTER-ENTITY_ & amp ; I's snapchats tonight !
S/O to Christa for sending 19 messages to wake me up .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I'm laughing because I do the same exact thing . Have you tried the extra cheddar ??
Karlys life has reached a whole new level of awkward today and I've loved every minute of it
Ha hahahaha i hope _TWITTER-ENTITY_ knows just how much we love him !!! That's what you get for ditching us
\I don't even think I called her a name when I was performing the wedding , I think I just called her " drunk slut from the bar . """
Apparently I'm a douche canoe
Why Kay hate on Sam tho ?
Makes no since you're a year older ✋
remembering so much from yesterday
#HowIMetMyBestfriend _TWITTER-ENTITY_ a fucking dickhead , the only good thing that came out of associating with him love you babe
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ oh so you have a while
at least maybe had a good speaking voice ... he's just a little bit ALL over the place !
A lot of stuff that I say sounds absolutely retarded but there is those rare occasions where something intellectual actually comes out
The pats are on tomorrow which is good because I can't give two shits about all the red soxs tweets
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ awhhh poor baby .
Cut it out lol
Going to download IOS 7 on my sisters phone first to see if I like it or not
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ i am a witness of this
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ I hate us
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ ahahaha watch out for THE BIG GIRL
\Music to drown by , now I know I'm in first class . " "
Manziel is already talkin shit
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ that movie is messed up ..
Tonight & gt ; & gt ; & gt ;
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ HAHAHAHA THIS IS PERFECTION .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ that was some funny shit
I guess I definitely need to go to church tomorrow now
I love how #oomf is being an ass to everybody else , but being nice to me .
Nice hiding spot mom
\Would you like a loaf of whole grain dick ? " "
Watching the mud pit vids from last year
Omg my parents are so drunk _TWITTER-ENTITY_
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ oh . dear . lord .
Uhhh my boyfriend is an idiot
Black rap parody
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ what's sad is that it's the truth lol
Ate found out that password to my ask.fm
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahahah love it
Remember last time that happened though ? '
did that honestly just happen ?
Favorite quote ever by _TWITTER-ENTITY_ \Idk , I think it's really like , cool when guys cry . " lolol wrong adjective Rach "
Back to being blocked
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ well they didn't do a good job hitting you . You're still alive .
Its different when I go shopping with my debit card instead of my moms .. I came home with nothing
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ this conversation cracks me up
Why don't you go back to your home on whore island
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ it kind of makes me feel like a trend setter cause other people retweeted something I retweeted
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ can I babysit you ..?
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ people are def gonna take that the wrong way
Why is Merriyah favoriting my tweets rn . #gtfo
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ lol I love you
\ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ : who wants to see me in 7th grade " we were the cutest couple in seventh grade "
I spend 94% of my life snapchatting & amp ; most of the time its Jessie ... when were in the same room ...
Hallie Leigh fell off the risers . #MadeMyDay
You're so inspirational w/ your cliche tweets
Jake should learn to put his phone on silent .
The majority of the things I get mad at involve food
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ LOL there's a class about that ?
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ iPhone 5's can't shatter but it a limited edition that's why it doesn't work and is bent
BAHAHA my bros hilarious for that
Miley better go get a pregnancy test after all that grindin
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ is one of my true best friend !! Thank you for putting up with all my BS over the years ! Xoxo
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahaha it was tho ! I walked in the house and my mom looked at it and went right back to sleep
Lmfao I just noticed Ballskys background ....
I hope people know there's a way to get music for free you are wasting your money if you are still buying it from iTunes
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ go check I tagged you in it
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ what ?
\It's one thing to bump and grind , and it's another thing to penetrate on the dance floor " "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ cracks me up
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ haha was gonna tweet that but it was taking to long to figure how to spell pterodactyl
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I'm happy you got to see me too
Jessy sandlers tweets are probably the funniest thing in social media history
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ haha I actually didn't!
Remember when we thought the break was the best thing in the world cause there wasn't shit else to do in the middle of winter in Alaska
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I about corrected your spelling ... Then I realized it was a joke .
\ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ : I love basketball so much man . If only I was good at it " me too man "
Who would think I would be the only one to cry saying bye to my brother ? lol
I need something that says I'm not a whore but I'm not a virgin either
It seriously took me like 20 minutes to convince myself to get up from the table & amp ; get in bed !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ lmfaooo I'm trying so hard to remember ! Something where we point at each other at the end I think haha I'm dying !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ You love it . Don't lie !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ just like you ! #jk ☺️
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahaha oh my god your old pictures I can't
This show is gonna kill me !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ release me man !! Stop that nonsense
Two of the chilliest people I know _TWITTER-ENTITY_ and _TWITTER-ENTITY_ what a coincidence
The imitation _TWITTER-ENTITY_ just made of _TWITTER-ENTITY_ charge was too much
You are no better then me , boo
You all are killing me ... Arguing about arguing ... Go back to bed #fuckschool make love not war guys
Bout to catch up on all my Photo Challenge pictures on IG .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ oh my god haha i cant
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ doing that as we speak
Everyone in my family be like , \we've been in love for such and such years " and im just like ... " yep still single ... " #foreveralone "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ like what is life
I love you skanknasty . You are beautiful and freaking hilarious . I love lunch with you and when we sing together
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahaha it's funny because he doesn't even like you ! he's been cheating on you with me
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahah I know we were trying to get home and there like stupid trees blockin the turn and my neighbors house there treesfell
The amount of studying we are doing right now is ridiculous _TWITTER-ENTITY_
If justin Keon and I hung out I have a feeling id get made fun of nonstop .
This dude on the comedy channel on satellite radio is talking about getting an army of gnomes I CAN'T BREATHE
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ without a doubt x ) my gosh . Or how about me hitting myself
It's so cute how _TWITTER-ENTITY_ and my sister text ! lmfao #pedophile
Hey _TWITTER-ENTITY_ I got some cool ideas for our senior pics
I am just laying in bed LOLING over all this gay shit
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahahaha my dad would never he just said \I'm not into that shit " "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ then I did it and you said no one would care
666 nice number ya weirdo .. but you're my gimp lol ily and I think we should kick it back to when we played AYB
I try to send messages then they all send at once lol so u get like 50 messages hahahaha
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you're already my lock screen on my phone , my header on here , & amp ; insta pro pic , I think cropping you on one thing is good lmao
Emojis are the best thing that's ever happened to me
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I know it keeps switching it I'm gonna screw with your account
This chem test is getting bombed tomorrow
prolly not doe
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ laughs like Shain off of #BUCKWILD
this time last week everyone was talking about ios7
I think it's funny when people think everyone from st marys are innocent nice little kids that are raised to be nuns or monks .. haha nooooo
Didn't even know my dad knew how to use emojis ....
I had a dream I dip dyed my hair blue and then put in a bun to hide it from my mom
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I lost it on that tweet that actually has a lot of truth behind it . Lmfao
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I KNOW HAHA . I never even really thought about it until now that's hilarious haha
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ #tmlt Mari said I'm gonna have kidney stones .. #nobig
The owners of Babes will be at the meeting Saturday .. The same meeting that over half of us will be hungover or still drunk at
Just ate a whole box of macaroni
Omg these #bootyhadmelike tweets that are trending
Some woman just screamed \GENITALS . " Hahahaha . "
Your mom will twin to . #justsawthattweet _TWITTER-ENTITY_
I met #oomfs ' twin last night .
\ Ms. Lady's " class just isn't the same this semester ... especially without _TWITTER-ENTITY_ , _TWITTER-ENTITY_ & amp ; THANGS . "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I just had honey bunches of oats then ran around your house because I couldn't find my keys
Who's prank calling me
Just saw the funniest thing in my life
Audrey is seriously on Facebook poking me ..
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ love you cutie pie . Lol ... but really , I remember when I was 12
#tbh I miss the old _TWITTER-ENTITY_ on twitter #sassy
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I don't even know but I just remember us talking about a cat or dog
Mom ... Don't be mad . #slut
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ omg I knew that was you !
this conversation with _TWITTER-ENTITY_ right now & gt ; & gt ; & gt ; #getreal #dying
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Yes I sent you the link to that too Ive watched both videos soo many time and I always die ! I effing love him ❤️
Gracey stop I can't even
No one will ever understand how funny the word donut will be to Kimber and I
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ your tweets at night ... I can't
Pat is teaching me Chinese .
How do you fix a woman's watch ? You don't . There's a clock on the oven
Jolee is driving so everyone stand clear off the roads
iOS 7.2 is already out ?!
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I really don't know , I never look lol . It's really nice when I go to curl my hair , it doesn't take me as long .
so wait .. does this mean you just admitted your a thirsty bitch ? because you lookin so #desperate
21 jump street is too funny
Vocab game like Stephen A Smith bitch !!!
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you made this photo directed towards me in 6th grade
I could sit here all day and listen to Harper talk on the phone with momma . _TWITTER-ENTITY_
Talon falls was so good . Other than me and than me and krissy banging heads together . Had a freaking blast
#ReplaceAWordInAMovieWithTampon Harry Tampon and the Goblet of Blood _TWITTER-ENTITY_
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ omg you funny girrrrrl
If you have time look up \What Does The Fox Say " We watched it in class . & amp ; it's so dumb it's funny . "
“ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ : Aly spilled her coke . All in the carpet . White carpet . ” and busted my butt .
She is the definition of a do do pickle , and that's something you don't wanna be .
Daniel's tweets have my dying right now
Lol I that text #sub
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ only if our rivalry was as big as birdville vs Richland ...
What kind of pictures is Taylor sending me right now ?!
But for real though ! My last quote made my night a hell of a lot better !
My pants dont even fit ommg this is going to be annoying .. They are too big
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ yes ! I love you
The ham lake vfw is having a chicken wing eating contest on 4/20
When _TWITTER-ENTITY_ points her spoon at _TWITTER-ENTITY_ as she drives past
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ but you didn't know I was going to cooking school ? Rachel Ray is my tutor . And spongebob helped a little
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ never fails to crack me up .. playing the screaming goat during \we can't stop " & gt ; & gt ; & gt ; & gt ; "
This is the end was so funny !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you just _TWITTER-ENTITY_ yourself
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahahaha I love it !
\Major Payne is a major dick , makes us squat when we piss ""
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ omg !!!!!! Hahaha if you don't shut yo big head up about that cow . But seriously that was the funniest shit !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahahahahahaha she's going to kill you
Mom - \looks cloudy .. it might rain .. if it does , it'll be a good day for ducks .. " WTF ? "
Lauren's texts > & gt ; & gt ; #iloveyou
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ that had to be my favorite snapchat I've ever gotten
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ about time
We are having SUCH a time deciding what we want at Shari's right now the munchies are fucking real
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ for favoriting my tweets hahaha
Listening to Gwen Stefani on pandora
Game night _TWITTER-ENTITY_ the Griffiths ' .... this is gonna be good
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I did it's like he's already yours
But I gotta be careful before I drive into another creek
I find it funny that my parents think that I'm not gunna drink
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ omg
2 days till I get my license ! no more back roads
Today was so random
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ jeff idk it just would be something you would do to mess with people
Glad it does
I have scratch marks
Hahahaha you're broken
Girl cradle robbers are serious so gross . Like huni we mature faster then boys . Your going the wrong way
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ just thinking the same thing
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ come home soon please ??
Wish I had the end of practice on tape
Wipeout has me rollin !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ im still friends with him on fb
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ if anyone's obsessed with Matt , it would definitely be Hailee
my mom has been calling in refills on our prescriptions for my brother to pick up in HB bc too lazy to switch our stuff over here
Mason just fell off the couch .
Which that's a good coke _TWITTER-ENTITY_
Y'all are gonna get me declined from college posting this wild shit .
Nice long chat with _TWITTER-ENTITY_ and Morgan at McDonald's hahahaha
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ it's all good man lol
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ omg Ahah #iwant
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Cj would deny this
Cotton headed ninny muggins
LOL 2CHAINZ IS IN SVU RIGHT NOW YES YES YES
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ uhm not really sure lmao
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ is seriously the only person who can make me really really crack the fuck up .
On white chicks when she/he is on this date it's seriously just like me
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ why
With my favorite person
Poor Katy perry have fun trying to top that .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ look at her face
Well I feel dumb af now
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ lol no idea because I love chicken but it's pretty easy
Steak ' n Shake > & gt ; & gt ; dying laughing _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_
Kayla sounds like she's sucking a dick when she has a dip in _TWITTER-ENTITY_
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you know guys love to rob the cradle these days #enough #goodnight
Okay I'm just gonna switch teams and see if I get anywhere #TeamGirls ..... but fucking really
Only our friends would ditch us going to the cubs game that we planned #lol #bogus _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_
I really wish I had a video of everything we did lastnight
Lol your subtweets are petty , but that one was funny , not gonna lie
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I seen that after the fact .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I'm sure we would have rather had you guys then bruins
Step Brothers is on !
“ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ : Text game fucked up boy , whatchu think she didn't respond for”
It's funny how things actually turn out we shall see how it turns out tomorrow .
My cars name is now Dora the Explorer _TWITTER-ENTITY_
I don't remember snap chatting last night .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahaha I see what you did there .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ the best ! We did great we killed it
When You're Mad by Ne-Yo used to be my fuckin jammmm
And they called me stupid right , that's why I'm your manager now and I've only worked there two months , compared to your two years .
Can you hear me now ? Turn your hearing up & gt ;
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ is so funny lol .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ Not this Jessica . #yuckie
Thank you _TWITTER-ENTITY_ for dealing with me this morning
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I'm in love with a stripppperrrrrr
I have too much energy this morning . It's concerning .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ omg I seriously wanna be in that .
I can't rn my best friends are awesome
I really hate everything drunk me does and says cause I never mean shit
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahahahha stop , wasn't pullin a dick move . I mean it was out on twitter to be seen anyway
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Hahahah it's okay some of us are still trying to make it
Do Not Make Me laugh
My mom officially has pajamas that say sparkle on them ... _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_
#RedneckPickupLines If you were a tree and I was a squirrel I'd store my nuts in your hole _TWITTER-ENTITY_
Texting my dad > & gt ; & gt ; & gt ; & gt ; & gt ; & gt ; & gt ; & gt ; & gt ; He's hilarious
We have alcohol injected cupcakes , and they're called \Krunkakes " . "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Will thank you for helping me find the love of my life . U r great . Love Torey
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ we give each other space !
High as hell going to bounce-u
Typical Ohio State
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ sorry sir .
I got these bitches checking their twitter
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ that's my favorite commercial ever
What . Did . You . Just . Show . Me . _TWITTER-ENTITY_
Took two naps today and still tired #grandmaprobs
I once was a tomboy , now I'm a full blown lesbian
You just winked at me ... ✋
I love it when _TWITTER-ENTITY_ is on rage mode ! #Hilarious
The conversations that _TWITTER-ENTITY_ and I have with Pizza Pete ... They just keep getting better each time
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ that doesn't even fit my car
Here come the subtweets from the worlds biggest drama queen
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Keep telling yourself that Christopher . ✋
I can't believe I let chandler ruin me . Like how stupid was I ?
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ omg Sean I love you
I have a serious addiction to chipotle . I've had it at least six times this month .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ last year with _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ twitterless hunt and his flavor of the week #goodtimes
Like dude .. You were mad your little sister had sex with a girl before you !!
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ , you did pretty good at super bass _TWITTER-ENTITY_
Thank you _TWITTER-ENTITY_ for making me pee my pants in class tonight ✊
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ oh my gosh I knew someone would say that
I'm so done #icantevendeal
My great grandmas such a beast
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ that came out wrong . I meant , dump Alli so that you can date me ❤ . Not dump her at my command . Love you Alli
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ leave me alone , I don't wanna taco bout it
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ I don't think so ☺️
Pierette and I are like a cute lesbian couple .
Zach & amp ; George let Kenz do their make up
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ worried ? Nah just curious to see if ya boys men of ya words
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I can't
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ ill do one of Amy so it's fair hers will be funny just wait
I didn't get a single text all day ... I'm lame .
Sorry I'm ranting guys
The videos I have on my phone > #dieing
Rachel Nichols sit on my face please
I just resent him 9 of the 100 messages i sent while he was gone . He'll have fun reading those for the next forever
I'll go ahead and pray for you ..
I caught a random girl snap chatting and then made eye contact with her . The look on her face
Lmfao I'm dying over here
249 days till cruising
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ we were just letting you know how cool you are ! I mean 456 means you are pretty popular
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ Jordan is no longer allowed to smoke with acquaintances anymore
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I didn't go to school but Monday this whole week . Whoops
Listening to faded reminds me of _TWITTER-ENTITY_ #biggesttygafaniknow
School is coming up for you guys ...
i gotta stop getting my Christmas a month early . that shit sucks sometimes .
Let's see if I can pass tomorrow
Ross just so sounded like a nigger haha brb dying ✌
You're gonna miss me when I'm gone . You're gonna miss me when I'm gone . You're gonna miss me when I'm gone . _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_
My mom bagging me to go shopping and all i want to do is sleep !!!! #ihaveproblems
lol _TWITTER-ENTITY_ how things play out
Don't you read the minimum of 10 subtweets about you looking bad in person and good in your pictures every time you post a selfie ?
Btw pledges don't work . Remember the D.A.R.E pledge some people took in fifth grade , yeah well look how that one turned out .
ready to present this project tomorrow
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ omg Kodak moment
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ just killed everyone .
\I would drink his bath water " _TWITTER-ENTITY_ "
Lmaoo my little brother drew on my moms face and she went to his baseball game with marker all over her
I feel like something will grab my feet if they hang out from the covers . I'm such a baby .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAH YOU DIDN'T KNOW THAT ?
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ pls delete your video . You're missing too much . Truly .
People looks at me like I'm freaking crazy when I say \yuns " #CCslang "
#WeCantDateIf you can't accept the way mine & amp ; _TWITTER-ENTITY_ friendship is .
Derek and those uggs
Hahaha dad was going to the church school not our church
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ and people should call you .... oh wait your still driving with your parents
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ haha it's all good brotha
So ya I was the girl that got nailed in the face with a beach ball while walking back to my seat ...
We can all say I'm a girlie girl cause my phone chargers pink and so is my wii remote
Anna's being a psychotic bitch today . For no reason but to be mean to me . #GingerProbs _TWITTER-ENTITY_
That vine of my mom
Mena bruises way too easily
Haha photo shoot my butt anybody can lay bed sheets down and take photos
I'm a boss ass bitch _TWITTER-ENTITY_
My boyfriend just told me that I'm such a fat little kid .. hahaha _TWITTER-ENTITY_
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ YOU KNOW IT
My family is too fucking funny
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ because you might have a new boyfriend
The joke I just pulled on _TWITTER-ENTITY_ & gt ; & gt ; & gt ; #loveU ❤
Okay Camo you're a thug .
My sister asked why I had feathers all over and if I was stripping . They were fakeEyelash pack . Bless her .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ lol he is ! He said he was famous because he got 110 likes on his photo !
I get so jealous I could probably end up cutting a bitch
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ haha it is
My mom said look at uehara bitch can't even speak English
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I'm so trashy it's unbelievable
Damn it's awkward running into a girl whose boyfriend you basically took from her and she kinda just looks at you #nowordsneeded
I feel like the terio sun valley tweets aren't about our school
Lauren's so upset about her brownie things
lol at the time during freshman year when i had strep throat then gave it to francisco ..
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ no I mean like fine whatever ✋
My power went out for like . 8272 seconds and as soon as it turned back in I plugged my phone in so it charges .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ the feeling is coming back now . I forced blood to my arm
Me and Sam made up a dance together literally in elementary school and we still remember it
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I literally die every time i look at this
Okay everything is cracking me up right now
A guy came up to me and said \oh my god I love you , you're hair is beautiful , what's your name and can I touch it ?! " "
Αll the seniors are ready to go to college but just wait ... ❌
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ remember when your mom ran Allie over
Couple watching with _TWITTER-ENTITY_ out in the school parking lot .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahah ! I remember that .... He is lucky I was in a good mood ... Cuz i would ruined his night .. He was tryna be cool lmao
Alexa's tweets & gt ; & gt ; & gt ;
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I mean it's getting to the point that I'm yelling it at my pets when they annoy me !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ boys suck . oh wait ....
I find it hilarious that you think you're the coolest thing at UK #whateven
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ lmao I said the same
Eww I'm so lame for that .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ yeah you're welcome
When my brother cusses at video games✋
We still don't have our Christmas tree
I worked 3 days this week but still made $160 for doing nothing basically
People wiping out on longboards NEVER gets old
Fuck it , I'll buy new ones tomorrow
I hope this kid on this board falls and eats shit cause he's showin off
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I shot a Bambi this year bro
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ your hilarious !
sleeping in Lindsey's bed cause I know she'd be mad
If I did a \Best Moments of Instagram " it would be so sad . 11 is the most I ever get . "
I like to pull _TWITTER-ENTITY_ ' s hair
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ why ?!
Me ? Weird .. No way
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ what I think about every time Mr. Brown talks about camel caravans in West Africa .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ You go Eugene Krabs
Christmas movies are on tv ...
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I threw my whole bag of them in my suitcase so lol we can pick through all of them
Jasmine brought her ferret to come pick me up .. Oh . My . God .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ not the first time you heard that .
Me and _TWITTER-ENTITY_ should major in chem #41 #63
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ wanna send that one to me then
Hanging out with the best friend ! Lovee you boo boooo ! ✌️ _TWITTER-ENTITY_
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahaha I told him not to worry about me
4 hours in the mall , 1accidental trip to Canada , and 5 diet cokes later , Finally ready for homecoming . _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_
how are them old ladies treatin ya ?
When your bestfriend sings I hit it first and remixes it with you name . PLEASE DIE OF LAUGHTER
Mr. Klein just called me a iology boss "
Coll finding her rave husband Saturday
Kyle and I were gettin it smackiiiiin tonight
Me and Jackies rap went in though lol ☺ I love it ! _TWITTER-ENTITY_
Did we not learn that formspring was a bad idea ? Why is there an ask.fm
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I'm still telling
That go daddy commercial
Now trying to hang the 52 inch tv jokes
The shit me and Danielle do
Last night was the funnest night I've had in awhile ⛄
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ everyone's tweeting that song !
These videos are cracking me up ! _TWITTER-ENTITY_
Oh you blocked me ? Damn . Who cares .
Too bad you'll always be confused
this year is the first year I've ever had a real Christmas tree . & amp ; I hate it
I reminded Nina that she has full days and we dont .. Lol
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ that was down my street
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ oh yeah that's right , I'm literally a stick ! According to Hagen & amp ; Ryan .
Avicci accent tho
Still wondering if that paper was edible last night _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I have a 62 average
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ his ears
Cabrera is so slow
tyler over here thinkin he can read minds
This guys just said \Fat girls do give good head ... Probably because they are hungry and wanna suck on a Twinkie " "
The first and probably only time I'll win student of the month at Lakeview
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ Hahahaha #yourethebest
Is it ironic I'm sitting downing the alcohol learning about it's nutrition ?
I wish _TWITTER-ENTITY_ was still awake
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Oh dang I'm really scared !
Callys just over here singing TOMORROW ! TOMORROW !
Lizzi is obsessed with my life right now #gtfo #ihateyou _TWITTER-ENTITY_
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ are you watching my Instagram videos ?
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ dibs on the blue pants !!! Bahahahha
Smoothie King might be racist , but that won't ever stop me from going there . I love it too much .
We rollin deep GBG into town haha ad christian
Lol making friends in the laundry room with my Zora hair
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ heheh you to Gawwwjus
At least daunte has my back #not
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Mine's BEEN made !
that snapchat from _TWITTER-ENTITY_ & gt ; & gt ; & gt ;
when _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ are together just ever in general & gt ; & gt ; & gt ;
Our conversations & gt ; & gt ; & gt ; & gt ; _TWITTER-ENTITY_
It's bad when _TWITTER-ENTITY_ and his forehead can tell that your feeling rough in the AM
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Screenshot ?
\You know I'm not just another pretty face " "
Stanford is beating Oregon so bad
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I love you literally so much
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I had an awful dream last night ! We weren't friends anymore and you were a betch ! College was about to be awkward
\How bout you shut up and go get some pants on ! " Oh ... dang Kiana , got me . #nothanks "
Yeah because that's not completely obvious
Sing it very well haha choo choo
yup your totally right ! That's what happened
my timeline is full of _TWITTER-ENTITY_ and _TWITTER-ENTITY_ learn to spell Micah
I bet people who don't watch the walking dead are getting pissed because timeline is getting blown the fuck up .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Ry guys just getting warmed up
CanNOT believe some 15-year-old sends older boys snalchats of her asking them how cute her new bra is #TrollopInTraining
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahahahahahhaa shit people know
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT !
My lizard just walked on my dog and she jumped like 6 feet in the air
\Spirit fingers , get it ? Because they're ghosts ?! " "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you had to carry me then I don't even remember what happened . I get dehydrated way to often .
My teacher just yelled in the quiet hallway that I'm a rockstar ! Hahah awkward
Lol _TWITTER-ENTITY_ Tennessee fans acting like they don't pull for Tennessee anymore #SucksToSuck ✋
Tommy you are a faggot
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ ohh haha !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ #judgeme ✋
If I'm ever in a serious relationship , I'll just tell the guy to look through my Pinterest & amp ; my twitter favorites for inspiration
Girls gets haircuts but it looks the same
\Like fuck showering who even does that " "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ when Carlos called you and asked if I have some weird Taco Bell addiction & gt ;
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ OMG !!!!!! Jesssica I agree with you nobody likes you Cass
Walked past #oomf today with my head held high and a smile on my face . Didn't even look at you . But I saw you look at me . Proud of myself .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ ? You two can't fight nice try though haha
Get over it
Lost my shoes last night and I didn't even go anywhere
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahahaha ! That would be hilarious if I knew what the ratchet hoe looked like !
I can watch Beauty and the Beat by Todrick Hall over and over and over and it never gets old !
Last time I did that some weird guy snapped me
Everyone is hating right now
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ we need to hangout again ! Another bonfire soon ?!
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Pssss I wrote random things down I never did my work . And then i changed everyones answers when she had me grade the test
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ not a white man !!! You silly lol
Mrs. Flynn and her skunk stories .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ I wore your moms thong too
\ You're hand is cold . Put It back on me . I'm hot as hell between you two . " _TWITTER-ENTITY_ "
So I guess Darren called out a bullying troll last night and then she said she was hacked because he actually saw her tweets
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Simcho moved me
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Awh I love him . He lives in my neighborhood and he's just a great guy
It's funny how much jones and Choctaw don't get along !
Walking out of the casino with my tips makes me look like a drug dealer
You're soooo ugly
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ will do
And the fact nobody believes that kyrie is Lauren , Megan's and mine 2nd cousin
Justin's talking about how he went to Woodward for skate camp and all the hot cheerleaders were there
\I am going to eat like a 500 pound SOW today " gross dad "
\I used to call myself the Mouse King " - _TWITTER-ENTITY_ #dying "
If you ask _TWITTER-ENTITY_ my favorite drink is Gatorade
#InMiddleSchool the twins ate wrapping paper . HAHAHAHAHA _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ haha lmao yes
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ now you get it
All girls that I find really attractive either don't date or have boyfriends
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ me , obvi .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ a nurse my boyfriend just got surgery so he'll be on crutches so I figured it would be cute
Successfully blew up 2 cars tonight on my first time playing GTA5 .
And my mom , aunt , sister and I are now having a twerking competition
These vines I'm posting on cait's account & gt ; & gt ; & gt ; & gt ;
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ snapchat stories complete my life
\Go make out by the stair well , there aren't any cameras " _TWITTER-ENTITY_ to little Gracie hahahaha #badinfluence "
The things _TWITTER-ENTITY_ sends me
It's gonna be different now though . Bet that .
Is it jail house rock or time ....
“ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ : Think I'm just gonna ignore everyone today . Sounds good ”
Nothing better then hearing my co worker say you ready to tear the bone out of it lmao
my team just played a game of down by the bank on the bus
Omg I can't even
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ that's perff
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you thirsty little slut .
HAHAHAHAHAHAH when A & M scored some guy just grabbed me and kissed me
My number has so many zeros in it .. A lot of people think it's fake !
I'm the celeb your the desperate paparazzi
Guys im not going to Russia until Friday now ... _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_
Hahahahahaha what kind of person asks those questions ?
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I feel the same about my grandpa !!!
Jackie and I are so immature ... We have way too much fun with shit like this
Literally obsessed with _TWITTER-ENTITY_ #ShitThadSays
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ & amp ; & amp ; & amp ; just maybe it would help if you put clothes on . LOSER
I can't do this
so many summer throwbacks
Gumbo is a funny word .
Love hearing stories from the previous night the next morning
my snapchat story tho & gt ; & gt ;
Got poncho snap chat .
Everyone who plays candy crush knows that feeling when you pass a level you've been working on for weeks
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ and him live the life
Had a great time enduring the Living Christmas Tree with _TWITTER-ENTITY_ and looking forward to 50 more
& amp ; I try to type my password Into his phone lmfao
\If one of my ferrets died , I'd kill the rest of them then kill myself . " #shitjohnnysays "
I hate when people vent to twitter . Like its not your diary , maybe you should get one .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I thought you send the end ?
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you're successful
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ ohh your the best !
That makes me depressed .
I like when guys are cocky idk
You tried to race me in my hoopdy and you still lost #jerkoff
What Emily just sent me & gt ; & gt ; & lt ; & lt ; lol #priceless
Maddie looks at her leg and goes \hannah i'm growing fur now " "
“ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ : A guy came into the pharmacy today and asked for some sudafed .. When I asked for his symptoms , he said snoring .... ” LOL !
Penguins games put my house on edge
I don't lower my standards cause my standards are already low ... _TWITTER-ENTITY_
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ it's gonna become a trend .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ exactly lol .... watch vines , they will make your day
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahahah omg
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ cum ...
you look like a man . shut up .
Tyler the creator's instagram
It's coming in hot !
No dm's I guess I'll just sit here and drink my water
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ are they
Austin is talking in his sleep
S/o to _TWITTER-ENTITY_ for being the bestest quit band cos u drag and I got a whole foot on you
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ Colton I think we better stop talking about eyes before everyone with brown eyes jumps us
Ok guys we get it you're going to treat your next girl better and you need a classy lady but you still go after trash . Stop playing ✋
98 wins away from 100 win club
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you won
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ true haha
Let's \delete " you like you did to me "
The librarian keeps blocking me from watching _TWITTER-ENTITY_ fights on YouTube during classes .. So I unblock them and endure her death stare .
This unrated version of Robin Thicke's lurred lines " video is funny ! "
Finally decided after cracking my phone AGAIN , to put my case back on
No matter how early I get into bed or how hard I try , I can never fall asleep early #tomorrowwillbehell
You have guts for brushing your hair I wouldn't even try jussticeee_
It's making awkward breathing noises
I watch what I text
I can tell
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ Well if he is est ever " and his team too then he needs to work on his airball and walking "
In We're the Millers when Kenny gets bit by the spider _TWITTER-ENTITY_
my science class is probably the best class ever * rocks*✋
Lol , you're fucking kidding me . You're seriously fucking kidding . Fuck you & amp ; everything about you . Did me wrong for the last time ✌
I looove duck dynasty
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ and for that $200 you made at the book store yesterday
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ I love it .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ my neck of the woods haha well kinda
This is the funniest time I've had in a long time
Cori , girl ... You can't sing _TWITTER-ENTITY_ #SnapChat
The text I just sent justen , I'm the sweetest girlfriend ever
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ love the hash tags thanks guys
I long boarded for the first time today and it was fun as fuck . although I almost ate shit once , but I got it eventually haha ✌️
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahahaha lol _TWITTER-ENTITY_ my life
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ not my fault !!
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ did you watch it
holy fucking full of yourself
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ post one ! Thanks for the shots bailey lolol
Lol just got reminded that I broke someone's nose last night ... ooopppps . Bitch shouldn't have touched me I guess .
I like how that happened maybe 4 months ago & amp ; you're still pissed about it . Look whose immature now #bye
There is a whole show about cougars .. your kidding me right .. I better not be getting any more shit .. 2 years is nothing _TWITTER-ENTITY_
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ and are now on our way to DC
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ my good friend rob
jk jk they were in my soccer bag , my room looks worse than _TWITTER-ENTITY_ right now .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ favoriting all of my stuff
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you finally getting over your case of pussinitus ?
I'm catching a serious case of the uck its " sooo this should be fun "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ i will
Shout out to _TWITTER-ENTITY_ for leaving me like 40 snaps when i got done work lmao #thatsagoodfriend
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ yes yes .. I think we've moved up a level in our friendship sir
my brother just got his phone 4 days ago & amp ; he already cracked the shit out of it
Bad Grandpa was fucking hilarious #bestmovie
Damn I got blocked ... haha is it cause your gf is finally home ?
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ is that bad
Kind of weird how you post a selfie directly after I post one like every single time
Every now and then you have to let out a good cry . I hate this feeling .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ exactly
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ come upstairs and try apple pie shots . Idk if they need more alcohol or less
kait and Nora are my heroes
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ don't forget we're wearing long johns underneath #damncoldout
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ if it makes you feel any better , I have 400 words on meh essay and I'm on chapter 1 of my novel
Nobody wants you
\You still got a shit load of cocks huh ? " Yep , I'll fit right in with my future mother-in-law "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahahahahahahaha OMG !!
Can't sleep #omg , going for a walk I think down to the water ... I mean I would but I don't want my dad to wake up .
Little Cody with issues
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahaha I don't know what I was doing either
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ that is sooo me
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ me neither , all I know is you have to get people to look at it
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ how was Brad Pitt ? #insidejoke
Windows phones finally got Instagram . BRB DYINGGGGGGGGG
Off Their Rockers > & gt ; & gt ;
How many people do you tell that to ??
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you can text me Em
Austin is all about some damn sharks .
yet you hate your class , you told me .
You aren't being cute by prank calling me , grow the hell up . ✌
Shout to Mrs. Coon for telling her daughter to date me
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ it tasted like copper asshole . Hahahh
Saw dolphins swim today at the beach Also saw a man wearing a bra ... wut
The To Do List is literally the most amazing movie ever I'm dying
She won't have that purity ring for long if she's with you .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hates everything about me
How am I just now seeing #cougarwives for the first time ??
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ look at my tweet
I love food ! I mean since I'm going to be single for life I'm going to get with food
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ okay just making sure
“ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ : “ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ : “ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ : Hope this milk good imma make me n Sea sum pancakes lol” ”lol #lestruggle ” yes !
i knew you for two weeks
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ JK I did it like 4 days ago
Doc rivers reaction after Paul pierce hit that 3
The thirst is too real
Like I forgot there were 0 & amp ; 1's .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ If I keep keep him away from you
And the retweets begin
You can go ahead and give up bitch .. It's not gonna happen
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ lol so true #yolo is the way to live
wait .. i didn't think _TWITTER-ENTITY_ actually sold candles and jewelry ..
I wish i had cute boyfriend pictures like kennedi _TWITTER-ENTITY_
Tips on petting and feeding sting rays : don't . It's disgusting
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ loserrr !!
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hehehe I know one of them
He's the type of boy I'd make a sandwich for .
“ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ : See that bush there . Imagine if it was a cat . ” This was me when we were with Chris I think is his name _TWITTER-ENTITY_
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ Yahhhh I'm starving haha
Louis C.K. & gt ; & gt ; & gt ;
My mom has said , \it might be on Facebook ! " 75 times today lol "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ she's goin to hate us
The photographer said \dimples , tan , white teeth , you got it all " "
So I go to buy a car and leave with the car dealer ... And no car . yet ...
Your my hobo _TWITTER-ENTITY_
sorry not sorry
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ What's Renee doin in the back ?
Some of my greatest memories come from when I was girls basketball manager .
My teacher sucks at reading
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ your face in the mirror WHERED U GET IT
I wish last night was on repeat & gt ; & gt ; & gt ;
That seriously didn't happen did it ?!
I have testing all week which I'm probably going to fail
Have fun with Jason for your last time ever ✌️
It should be clear I don't deal with anyone's bullshit .
I think I'm in love with my 3rd period
Does it bother you I'm in your girlfriends bed .. But she's sitting on the floor ...
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ honestly it's a struggle I wanna change back but I felt like I should look somewhat decent at dinner
this bitch just pulled chocolate milk out of her purse
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hope you sleep alright tonight
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ he'd just throw something at you anyway
Lol now I can tweet about you
You lose 3 seniors ?
being nailed down to the ground and tickled to death ..
1 - so apparently we used to go to school together ??? lol I don't remember .
And we have to water down my grandmas wine she's getting a little crazy
I don't own like anything white
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ lmao shush !!! I swear I love you .
My step brother is seriously the best !
Plot twist : Osgood comes down from the pressbox and Patrick Roy comes off the bench and it reignites the rivalry by fighting for 1 last time
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I LOVE YOU !
Someone go with me to get my ears pierced I'm scared
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I figured it was tori
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ good luck . Hahaha
I HATE when people put color their hair like pink and blue and green
Gram just gave me money for school and she's like just don't spend it in anymore tattoos god I love her
His music is so loud
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ not for free
* Preston picks up my 50 shades book and opens to a random page * \He spanks me and plunges deep into my virginity .... Yeah okay I'm done " "
no for real when I get my licenses ill be so broke from going out to eat every day
My dad just goes ' clean up your man cave or you can't go play w _TWITTER-ENTITY_ '
Stop being so pissed that my prom dates your boyfriend #calmdown
I have like 12 tattoos picked out and enough money got maybe half of one .
I think Devion is having a lot of fun at his house ..
\Is she stuck ??? " _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ #hahahaha "
Lol we suck
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ exactly ! we twins and vent about the same shit
Jonathan always does the stupidest shit ever .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ almost ran me over today
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ good cause I can't figure a single one out
She goes , his girl acts like she's my friend . She asked me if I'm okay ... I'm just sick , I'm not dying " "
I dropped my iPhone in water , but the irony is I ordered a life-proof case 3 days ago .
Wait I'm dying at this show preachers daughters #littlesluts #toofunny
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Looks like destiny Elliott is going to the finals
Dewayne asked me yesterday on the phone if my mom could adopt him , & amp ; his sister because his mom is evil .. Ctfu . - Riah .
Just asked Addy what color the football team on the tv was and her answer was \Alabama " #newcolor ? "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ my mom does that all the time
I imagine I pissed a lot of Tennessee fans that pray to Peyton .
And I never go hungry . Lmao .
Spencer favoriting my tweets cause he's know imma be a philosopher one day
He is one thirsty guy
If your looking for a comedy show come on down the driving range #wesuck
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ SHUT UP YA BIG F*CKIN A**HOLE .
I love _TWITTER-ENTITY_
Todd looks so happy in _TWITTER-ENTITY_ avi ....
The text I just got from _TWITTER-ENTITY_ & gt ; & gt ; & gt ;
Givin it ten minutes till Zac pukes his brains out
jeans with a cape on them .. okay ?
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I'm just a funny person you feel me .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ and he's like \ oh yeah it's my favorite movie I should've known ""
\How high are you ? I mean , hi how are you ? " "
You are psycho maaaad cause you can't control us any longer ??? You had 11 years of that ✌
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ omg I'm in love with this ❤️
I have the greatest friends . I love u guys
\Picking your nose and eating it doesn't make you live longer " Wise words of Andrew Papaleo "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ but I was like the second to last song
hey at least she didnt take the straightener this year ..
i still can't believe last night was Kendall's first time playing UNO
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ are you gonna tear up those greens today ?!?
\if Lauren lost a couple pounds and a few inches , she would be the size of the refrigerator in my house " -Coach Dave HAHAHAHA #ImWeak "
I'd also like to give a big shout to _TWITTER-ENTITY_ parents because they basically made the funniest kid ever on twitter !
The things _TWITTER-ENTITY_ and I talk about
Hannah just told me I'm a slut
I love this anonymous question shit
Last night was one for the books ✋ #SoGone
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ was that filmed in Chester ?!
Hahaha I've kissed two Austins , two Tylers , and two Matts . That makes me sound super bad but whatever
Supposed to be working , but I'm watching sponge bob
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ better open my snapchat right now
HAHAH ANAS SIRI JUST WENT OFF IN CLASS
That's why you don't light fireworks when you're high
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ cause of my butt , I don't really like Starbucks though bring me Reese's and we can talk
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ is afraid of me .. Say what
Instead of popping tags he's going to pop some shots
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Nooo you can't win this ! i dont relish the thought of losing
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ being a girl is so hard
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ better be lol
Olivia trying to understand directions < & lt ; & lt ; YOU'RE SO DIRECTIONALLY RETARDED .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ WHY DOES THIS PICTURE ALWAYS COME UP
T is freaking out right now
And I really wish I coulda bought the picture of us on the firehawk with our tongues out
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ why is your picture a piece of bread man ?
Sad that when _TWITTER-ENTITY_ screams \queen of the ratchets ! " across the parking lot I automatically turn around . "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ that statement is irrelevant
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahaha did u tell her about your life today or something ?
Lol _TWITTER-ENTITY_ me and _TWITTER-ENTITY_ dancing on top of yellow bar
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ that night & gt ;
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ lol that girl that looks like a linebacker
Someone is being a little emotional
Probably one of the greatest nights ever _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahaha YESSS . You're so good , you didn't even have to ask True love
Bahaha . At least tag me in it .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ if you close your eyes and just listen to this , it sounds like something else
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I REALLY DID
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you said work work
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ pretty much
I'm practicing punishing my child & amp ; it's not working out
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ because its hilarious it's not even scary . It looks so fake haha
I'm literally dying of laughter at that tweet ..
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you can hang em above your fireplace
I wish my life was like the new Mountain Dew commercial .
LOL . So to y'all that just recieved my snapchat .. Just want to say that almost 99% of you snapchatted back with the word low " after . "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ and then he downloaded some Germany music on my phone
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ & gt ; & gt ; & gt ; & gt ; & gt ; #Hilarious #BestBigCousin
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ because Santa , the tooth fairy and the Easter bunny aren't real ? I'm in the same boat .
Watched the Victorias Secret Fashion Show as I shoved my face with Ben & amp ; Jerry's ..... I wonder why I don't look like an angel .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ OHMYGAWD . BAHAHAHAHAHA .
Ha ha ha remember last year around this time I was out of school for 2 months because I was sick
Okay . I'm done being mean to Alex for now .
Bad grandpa had me in tears I was laughing so hard
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ ; omg , I hate you
Oh lol you already have a gf
\you can pick up that dead guy up on the street . yeah you can pick him up " #GirlCode "
But I'm not even getting into this
Can the person calling me a whale come back ? They were making me laugh
I text my boyfriend a picture of my dinner every night because I'm proud that I'm actually developing cooking skills .
People scrapbooking at McDonald's
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ yeah right you know all the times during school I tried to hangout with you
Dude , did you like die ? It's been hourssss⌚️ can someone else text me then .?
Only staying up till 12 to watch loiter squad
According to my dad this morning Obama already broke his car and made his phone die
Literally just walked into my shower with flip flops on thinking I was taking a shower at school
My cousin came wondering in the bedroom not knowing I was in bed so I made him jump so bad #TopCousin
Wait please tell me you're all joking about _TWITTER-ENTITY_ #randy
The Osseo student section at our volleyball game was chirping us so hard tonight
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ it's all good
Blurred Lines round 2 .
has anyone else noticed that the flexed bicep hand emoji looks like a sloth ? lol look at dissss
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ we might as well go check some other area codes !
Daniel Tosh you are just one big knee slapper
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ whyyyy cause A & M blows ???
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ save me a seat at lunch
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Ashton's talking shit about you
I can be evil AF sometimes
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ Loso I ain't never peep that homo emoji good call
If I don't answer someone for like an hour I've decided it's too awkward to and give up
Sams still sleeping
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ it all makes sense now . It was a southern guy who said it to me . Learn somethin new erryday !
Just got so close to hitting a pedestrian Brooke literally screamed .
How was your ride home _TWITTER-ENTITY_
my messages are froze again . _TWITTER-ENTITY_
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ your snapchat story just made my day
Bounce josh , bounce josh , I'm about to through him a quesadilla _TWITTER-ENTITY_
Nice bonding time with the brother in law
Tanner is such a racist
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ brad i love you
This guy was getting chased by a squad of kids
Me and Alex are having a really weird conversation
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ lmao all of em are funny as fuck though who even thinks of some those Questions
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I seriously laughed too hard at this
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ is my hero
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ lol your belly will be raw with the touching I'm gonna do . #babylove
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ cut it off
I would like to publicly call out _TWITTER-ENTITY_ for stealing my friends
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hurricanes ?!
Then maybe , just maybe , you will be able to find a good guy
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ He scares me sometimes , he's so freaky
I'm actually hilarious
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ haha honestly I'm not surprised you're grounded
People are ridiculous
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ its the worst when the tweet way from a month or more ago i feel your pain !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ were is the closet potty hahaha I need to pee !!!!
Sophia just came upstairs singing \what does the fox say " "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ sucks to suck
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ MARry christmas
Omg I love _TWITTER-ENTITY_ haha he cracks me up
Dude your pathetic .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ free Brittany
Paige & gt ; & gt ;
And grandma is still drinking wine and chain smoking bogeys
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ He's a messsssss
It's never a family dinner until sex life is brought up
That awkward moment where _TWITTER-ENTITY_ sends you this emoji '' But he isn't actually crying from laughing #sittingnexttohim
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahahaha I'm skipping 1st period & amp ; staying up all night
Just this weekend so it's no big deal
Sometimes I just take things to far #butitsfunnyaf
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ I guess shit happens
Prior ? Is that before or after ?
Just saw a hawk in the middle of the street and almost hit it on 147th street
\ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ : It's official , I can eat with a football helmet on .. " hahaha only us "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ lmfao oops I'm dyslexic . and agreed to earnings as well
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ just watching this new Greys Anatomy .. Wbu ?
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ not even close at all
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I just did that
Tyler is getting so offensive tonight damnn
Dude just thinking about that !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ girl , vball season is long gone . I play vball all year long back home and no one's legs arelike that , tell me the secret now
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ really , the drive threw is packed !!
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ is over here asking the most messed up questions .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ too good anyway bro
Sveta is so weird omg .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ that's right bitch you better be
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ try not to get to excited and I don't know , throw a knife at her #smh
Me and Kenz jam out in gym
your gonna get pitch slapped so hard your man-boobs will concave #lmao
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ keeep it going haha
That awkward moment when you can't tell if someone is a guy or a girl ..
That poor girl has no idea that its me on my boyfriends phone
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ i dont think id be able to survive tbh i didnt get into it
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I don't think you are challenged in that area hahahaha
Homework time , homework time , time to do homework , for the first time
Wow . I need help
$71 at dominos though ?! I'm dying pizza man deff came to the door and looked at dude like .... You don't look like a Laura packer
Really just laughed for a good 10 seconds
I think that just made my night
This life proof case is awesome . Now I can use my phone in the shower
Cheater cheater pumpkin eater
HE TRIPPED . THATS SO FUNNY .
Oh my gosh !! I'm dying right now !! like I just spent the past 30 min rolling in my bed laughing ! Thank you _TWITTER-ENTITY_
Asked Ed where his red white and blue was ... His response : \in my closet " "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ they've known
Me & amp ; Ash screenshot so many people to make fun of them . I wonder who does the same thing to us ?!
I love EMOJI'S ✨⛽1⃣2⃣3⃣4⃣5⃣6⃣7⃣8⃣9⃣❤
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I was literally laughing while choking and you was just dying out laughin !
Up to no good which means I'm eating all the ice cream
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ we were around it ??
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I couldn't help myself I love you too❤️
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ lol hell no , Dave this is you ! \Come over here and sit by me " hahaha "
My mom just facetimed me
Emily walks into my room \can you please just get your shit together for once in your life " "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ This is 13th grade
Lol living in the back woods of alabAma I could shoot a deer from laying down in my bed if I wanted too
Thank you _TWITTER-ENTITY_ for taking us tonight . see you next month for bowling _TWITTER-ENTITY_
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ this is why we're single same opinions
And she works for Saturday night live so she's kind of a big fucking deal _TWITTER-ENTITY_ #ShesFamous #IKnowHer
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you used to love him sophomore year hahahah
I'm dying literally _TWITTER-ENTITY_
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ holy shit !! I would have died
Omg Vince just snapchatted me while he's on the toilet lmfao
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ BEST TWEET EVER
#IGotAThingFor his smile , his personality , oh and his big booty . Mhmmm I went there _TWITTER-ENTITY_
Jon told me if I got dressed in 30 seconds he'd take me to get pancakes . Were still going to get pancakes but I lost
well that's awk ..
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ lmao it's sooo bad but I seriously laugh every episode at him
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I'm gonna blame it on you lifting with me , must have balanced your chi or something
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ get off of twitter and do your homework !
When I first heard holy grail I thought they were saying \holy crap " hahahahah oops "
Can't wait to join _TWITTER-ENTITY_ family
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ once in the bubble , always in the bubble
Shoutout to my ex he a fooool with the neck .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ Ryan doesn't know how to eat chicken wings
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ lunch from 829398483 miles away
I think I'm gonna say fuck it and wax my own armpits to see what it's like . #yolo
Let me just tell you about my hair .. #ItCantBeTamed
“ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ : #SnowDays are bullshit . One little white out and everyone stays home . Trying having a 24/7 black out . ”
Walked in the office and Barrett told me to play ignition remix , And is telling me He's being R Kelly for Halloween
Sams phone died !!
John Cena is on the phone right now and I just realized that he has some big hands .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I'm sure gram heard you
the hump day commercial will forever make me laugh
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ lmfao i was so tired when i hit my bed i just fell right asleep
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ nope not tonight lol I'm in to good of a mood and staying that way
Listening to my mom yell at Mac about tattoos
me and Kenna are literally dying right now
Christmas coming and I'll be on a road trip family time
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ probably hates me bc I just tweeted so much at once sorry
Holy shit that tweet got a lot of retweets
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ their loss .
& amp ; you can tell them bitches that ill always be your mrs
Sorry dude , I know I take ugly snapchats . Sorry you had to witness it .
“ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ : Oh yea its Friday why not celebrate I'm finally passing English ha” just laughed to myself lmfao
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ who was the one who got excited about putting shrek band aids on just for the fun of it ? Not me . You !
Still cant believe I failed the test to get my learners 4 times until I finally got it
Snap chatting Quintez never gets old
So yeah the powers out ... guess thats the price you pay for going to public school #publicschoolprobs #thetowsonstruggle
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you're almost as bad as Sabastian
When you can literally lay down , and rest your chin on your boobs ... ❤
up really fast and goes I'd bark like a dog ... While this is happening I hear a splash ... She flung my phone into the lake ...
classic Paige and Jason spotting after she ignores my text messages
I should go in to work today since im sure as hell not going in tomorrow
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I still got my 27
Blake is soo funny
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ me and _TWITTER-ENTITY_ wiah you were here so we could motorboat ya hahah #reminiscing
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahahaha that's even worse
It's the funniest thing when two lames get together in a relationship
So _TWITTER-ENTITY_ just sent me all our pics and were basically making out in all of them ? Alright then
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ about to throw some wiggles in my next mix
Everyone has a buzz off of their beer and wine and me and Will are just like , let's go get a snow cone
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ snap chat video
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ Your doing something right when other teams fans hate ! They need someone to blame for their teams lack of wins
my boyfriend is fighting with some random kid on play station omfg
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ I love gory movies so I was totally fine with it
if you don't see reality now then something's wrong with you
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ chad seriously it tasted so fucking bad
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ your tweets tonight > & gt ; & gt ;
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ ONLY YOU , CALLIE TUCKER !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ just had an entire conversation with herself in her sleep #svsu
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ your retweet HAHAHAH IM crying
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I know I'm dying
One of our kids just pulled the fire alarm and evacuated the whole building never a dull day working at the Y
Where's all my people at . If anyone wants to hang out hit me and my girl up
I seriously hate guys . Your logic is fucking retarded . #no #thinkagain
Lmfao at all the haters !
Locked the kid I'm babysitting in the basement and popped his bouncy ball #sorrynotsorry
This guy wearing a flannel at the gym ...
All I'm saying is I'm glad Fallon and I are the only ones who can see our messages
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ downgrade to every girl ever hahahahah Jk . She is super cute
the saints were so bad in ' 87 that fans would wear bags over their head so that nobody knew they were there
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ oh my god dying
Well I lost my fucking job #fuckyou
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ me too
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I'm so terrible
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ & amp ; it was more like
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ ya'll sleeping in the gigalo ?
Annie needs to get back In the game
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ my mom found mine from 7 years ago and its so embarrassing
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ and I found out that she fears ripe bananas
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ thanks for proving my point
happy August in Waynesville guys
Ew you think you're so cool but all you are is trash
My hair is a little long ... Kind of gets in the way
I can't believe I fell off the stage . I'm still dying
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ haha I have another one but he's wearing a fanny pack in it !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ where are you going ?
Were going to score 100 points
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ HAHAHAHAHA THAT NIGGA DEAD ASKED HOW TO EAT THAT PEICE OF CHICKEN
We all drove an hour and a half to hang out with each other #ccproblems
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ haha , maybe I'd have to stay at your house tho cause my moms lame
You're so annoying chill
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ tweets & gt ; & gt ; & gt ;
Making a road trip to Bawcomville tomorrow to spend the day with _TWITTER-ENTITY_
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I doodle my name half the time haha and the essay like idek what I'm gonna do
When you catch people tagging for likes and you screenshot it and send it to your friends
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ they really were lmao
Just saw like 10 vines of _TWITTER-ENTITY_
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you're welcome . Someone had to do it .
my mom and dad are being too much tonight
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Alright Mark
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ Lets get the band back together ...
Buhl just fell off the treadmill
The Spongebob episode where Pearl takes Spongebob to prom is one of the best
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ life is better as long as peters not outrageous
Tyler seriously just picked me up over his shoulder and threw me out of class .
\In bikini buttum ... " _TWITTER-ENTITY_ "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ lol if you really wanna know DM me your number and I'll send it to you i promise you will die of laughter
If I hang up on you twice , I obviously don't wanna talk
I wanna go skinny dipping #wtf
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ HAHAHHA that's so funny
Of all people I can't #Perfect
I can't deal w myself tonight
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ said its light skin skip day
Seriously woke up pissed the fuck off cause I had a dream _TWITTER-ENTITY_ went to Cleveland and left me with _TWITTER-ENTITY_
That moment when your mother asks if you've been smoking because you look high
I really don't care if you hate me , do you want a trophy or something
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ HahahahahaahaahahahhaahahahahahhahahaahaahhahAhahhaahhaahahaha goodbye we are not friends anymore
My mom just said cigarettes were a gate way drug to crack .. So many things wrong with this #logic _TWITTER-ENTITY_
We made so many bad decisions last night
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ .. Why is that
My dad just asked me if I was really a boy .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ 3 snapchats and not even an acknowledgement
I wish someone just saw my reaction to that I literally flew out of bed and ripped my clothes off in . 5 seconds . That was the scariest shit
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahahha saved I gotchu soon it's to early right now
Eli Manning with a interception less than a minute into the game
yooo their voices are cracking from yelling at each other and this one girl is stomping having a temper tantrum !!!! I can't take it
Lmao I know my avi is weird but I like it so screw you guys bc I'm not changing it
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ haha yes
3rd TD and its not even halftime yet
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahahaha shut up
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ LOL . Yeah . Okay .
Like what ...?
Why is that everytime someone tells me they are dating someone the first thing they say is \Brittney do not embarrass me ! " like what ? "
Me and Jacob are deep into this conversation
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ your alls conversation about long hair and pants > & gt ; & gt ; & gt ; & gt ; & gt ; & gt ; & gt ;
Tonight was the best !! #onpoint _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_
The fact that we love eachothers moms but hate eachother
Wait was I just informed that Logan was joining in on the Black Friday shopping ?
If you take an iPad selfie you're asking to get made fun of
I can't type anything without messing up the grammar somehow
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ finally at 17
Ty's a freak
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ how is that talking like a badass ? I just told him to keep it real
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ one of the greatest days of my life !!
His wittle brother was worse though holy shit I wanted to punch him in the head . But that was like seven years ago .
I just found out that my manager was gonna make up a rumor that a fat kid knocked me up just to see what everyone would say ... WHAT
When _TWITTER-ENTITY_ raps to me through snapchat , I tear up a little
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ nice kicks
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahahahahhahah ! It's ok . Lacy peed on me last week
My nan bought me thongs ... she's on point
Oh I can't get on your level ? OKAY .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ but usually ppl don't call the cops . they've actually became stricter bc of so many suicides that involved online bullying
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ lol tori you are on a roll today
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahahah it looks so scary
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahaha #myb
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ need gastric .. #nativeproblems LMAO #toofar ?? LOL
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ it's broken !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ i laughed so hard when he said that
You know it was a great night when you're still smiling an laughing about it the next day
The man on the shows name is Tyreik Johnson I broke my neck for a second
They just don't know who they're messing with
MY MOM HAD HEAD GEAR
to bad _TWITTER-ENTITY_ hates us .. we were going to make a surprise appearance
I still can't believe I trip yesterday thinking I'm hot
\Maybe he likes men , maybe he likes dick in the ass " Lol what ? "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ watching honey booboo tonight reminded me how you said that boy was watching it during church I would have died !!!
now river monsters reminds me of drugs and my strange addiction
Rachel is still in bitch mode . #daythree #watchout
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ now you're a comedian ???
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ tweet a screenshot I don't believe you _TWITTER-ENTITY_
it was ever so ignorant . whoever sent me that question is cut for sure man
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ yeah lmao it's okay though .. ☺
My yearbook picture from last year is fucking repulsive omg
I just fell out laughing at the picture I just snap chatted _TWITTER-ENTITY_
He shit his pants !
Mikes mom : Oh this garbage is smelly John : oh yeah ya know that's why it's garbage #missthisfamily
I could care less if u like me or not , if u like me , cool . if not ... EVEN BETTER , at least I don't have to please u like I do the other 2
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ snap chat videos rn .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ for taking my phone out of the box
I just fell off Megan's bed
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you're killing me
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ OH MY GOSH . noooooo
My dad just said let me give this cat a call
Do they still have oatmeal ?! _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ omg #ImDying #LiterallyDying
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ I'm dying
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you don't even understand how hard I'm laughing
He only had one teensy weensy glass & amp ; I had to send him to his room . He's a big guy too .
I'm so retarded when I watch Workaholics high
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ LOLLLLL but really though did you read that ?! No man will watch PLL with you ! I don't even watch that show !
“ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ : A deer steak sounds sooo good ” ahhhh I'm just waiting for one right now too
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ oh my god ! That's perfect .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ did he smile at you ?
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I was crying at that Miley picture
Im most likely going to be single for the rest of my life
I still have ur first first one
Why am I so abusive ? ❤️
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ these retweets are killing me right now
Just because I make a tweet , doesn't mean it's about you . Ha . Get over yourself . ronchy cunt .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ just one boob ?
I realized why I haven't twitter raged in a long time It's because I'm not at school HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA
\So are we gonna do this or not " hahaha that statement will continue to make me laugh for the rest of my life "
\ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ : _TWITTER-ENTITY_ popped a squat in the middle of a bridge because she was having a breakdown about us being lost for 2 hours ""
My dad told me when he met 50 cent he gave him his favorite candy
I remember back in the old days where we had those flip phones where we couldn't receive pictures or send them
\If I saw him I would punch him in the penis ... I would say his balls but we all know he doesn't have any . " - Aidan lmfao "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ its justin biebers spit , what girl wouldnt save it
I still can't believe I was drunkenly hanging half way out a 4th floor window last night throwing beers to the floor below us like wtf
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahah thanks ! i'm obsessed with vine !
This guy hittin on Paige right now _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_
So glad I'm done with summer gym .
seriously . i wish i had friends .
When Hannah falls down in the parking lot > & gt ; & gt ;
He didn't catch my sub
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ how could I forget ?!
I just can't get enough of the sloths
If _TWITTER-ENTITY_ and I were anymore alike I might flip out .. this world can't handle 2 of us
I always correct people's tweets #oops
Autumn , can't deal with her .
I get the weirdest people adding me on Facebook .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ ahaha catch me next time !
Nothing is too inappropriate for twitter .
Money from strangers is sooo funny
Kells last tweet though
Apparently Arizona finals week is so stressful that they put bouncy houses on the mall for the college kids #yes #imafiveyearold
I'm a great adviser , right _TWITTER-ENTITY_ ? Yet , I can't advise my own self !! Hahaha
Hahaha the perfect cheer has just been created _TWITTER-ENTITY_
apparently song lyrics make me sound depressed . makes sense
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ oh Gosh !! But No it's not true
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ I am home ✌
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ OH . MY . GOD !!!!!
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ how can I take you serious ... Think about it
They're drawing straws to see who has to wake up the crazy old lady
Watching paranormal activity 2 by myself . In my room . And it's night time . Yup now my house is haunted too #noises #gonnacry
.... probably not .
Watch me work
All these #myboyfriendnotallowedto tweets are too funny
Well this has been an adventure ! _TWITTER-ENTITY_
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ oddly enough that one is actually kinda good
I wanna see anchorman 2
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ I just laughed so hard at that
Mom just got a ticket for 60 in a 55 #jokes
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ what does he do though . He's tryna make money by promoting his page better than being like a stripper
I just watched _TWITTER-ENTITY_ interview with Dr. Drew , I could tell you wanted to tell him to stfu he's old
He hit it for hmm let's see ☝✌✋ seconds
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I took a triple look at this ..
Glad I got such good Vine Bonding in tonight w/ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ & amp ; & amp ; _TWITTER-ENTITY_ #Supercalif ...
My sister is the bestAnd she makes great first impressions
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ & gt ; & gt ; & gt ; & gt ; & gt ; don't know what I'd do without her .
I should've gone pee at that gas station ...
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ ok . I am just ranting about that fight . You're right . But at least I'm not like\Braxton needs to leave . ""
I always get up and get dressed and then get back in my bed and wait for person in the upstairs bathroom because it's cold downstairs .
Under the sea
this essay sucks
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ HAHAHAHAHA why did I just see that
I was gonna clean my room , until I got high . ✌
At least one stupid thing comes out of my mouth on the daily .
I ask that question on the daily
Never have dates anywhere
I can't with my dad \I work with this young black man " "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ haha I'm too nice I'll cya in school tomorrow night quay✌
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ Ahhh !! when I had pink eye #thoseglasses _TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahaha that was the day we met
Weekend at Burnie's
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I'm doing the same thing right now
Yeah there's no way I'm gonna pass my test I have the day after Dylan gets here and he's suposed to go to class with me
Yeah , we're stalkers . Admit it .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ HAHA !
You can tell who went to the beach
Yesterday was the first time anybody noticed the Michigan way I say my a's .
This dude sounds like Charlie from Its Always Sunny
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ \dad we're suppose to leave in 5 minutes " " ima jump in the shower real quick " "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ why can't every guy look like him
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ exactly
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ lol my luck a whole team of some kind did ..
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I'll take my chances
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ i wish i could retweet that
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ lol I know bro #Ass2013
Apparently you can use your nipples to unlock the new iPhone
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ haha and the way he's moving . I can't believe that's the same person
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ holy shit that Anthony kid was that one fat kid in jr high
I will be tanning somehow thoughh .
We aren't friends like we use to be bc you do drugs .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ dyingggg funniest moment of the night
I think it's funny when I bring up your name in something & amp ; every girl is like he's tried talking to me funniest shit ever
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ then your not cool
When snot shoots out of Melissa's nose ! #nooneelsesawit _TWITTER-ENTITY_
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ im on my way
Lol I love my mom .
Waffle House gave me life . I was k'd . Still am .
It's funny how you have nothing to say back because you're wrong lol ok I'm done with you that was stupid
Cayla threw like 2 scraps of pencil sharpens at macy and macy threw the whole container on her
Just heard , on the news , that some guy sued his wife because they had ugly kids
That was really #GAY
Breianas screenshots me like it's her day job
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahahaha seriously . let me know how that goes .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Haha so true
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ was his pants made of alligator skin , or snake ?
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ lmao that video is hilarious ! anytime I think about that night I just die !
THIS SOUTH PARK EPISODE THOUGH .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ fuck this challenge I'm fucking mad bitchhh how do you like them damn fucking words . Fucking bitches
Largest Starbucks run ever !!!
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ on god he is
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ girl it's been a week today . I've been running a fever of 104 like a pro .
Stop trying so hard . ✋
I guess they won't be coming to my games anymore ...
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ I'm not sure I could be that good . I'd at least need to brush up against him . Just a little .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ just so were clear , did you mean bitch fit ?
“ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ : So _TWITTER-ENTITY_ just admitted that he knows how to play Ass Cheeks on My White Tee on the recorder ” _TWITTER-ENTITY_
Lauren and I walk in her house after being gone for a week and her parents ran to the door yelling \Megan " and hugged me first #sryLo #fav "
I really hope the broncos lose , it'll make this weekend that much better !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ aw love you too❤️
Tropical Smoothie is giving out free smoothies at Fitness 19 . So pretty much I just undid whatever I worked off
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ be home sooner , not later .
Loved all the Halloween costumes today . The most creative was the hot dog costume . Happy Halloween !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ yeah ! the restaurant in Florida is where I bought it
Do you guys have a daily \let's stalk lish " sesh ? #romantic "
Wonder what shed do if I favorited that .
Oh my gosh that'd be so awkward
Me : Color guard is so pointless . Like why is twirling a flag a thing ? I don't get it . _TWITTER-ENTITY_ \I call them flaggots " "
I don't even know who I'm talking too #confused
The selfies on my phone of Nicholaa & gt ; & gt ; & gt ; & gt ; & gt ; & gt ; & gt ; & gt ; & gt ; & gt ; #TooMuch
Literally dying over here from me and _TWITTER-ENTITY_ ' s conversation
the video that I just sent to _TWITTER-ENTITY_ & gt ; & gt ; & gt ; & gt ; & gt ; & gt ; & gt ; & gt ; & gt ; & gt ; & gt ;
my hair right now though ahahaha
The only time I ever need _TWITTER-ENTITY_ to text me back she doesn't
If you need to go to the dentist I will surely make you a appt today . that's sick
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ besides everyone that i love .. just for you ? Lol
This is seriously funny
\Stick your finger in my butt , I got a drink in my cup " #wtf #shitkysays _TWITTER-ENTITY_ "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahaha that's awesome !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ twitter god _TWITTER-ENTITY_ hit you back
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ we have to get Emarie and Ave around each other . They'd be best friends
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ might be
I'm hungry already
Well I took a nap and I . Couldn't get out of my blanket #burritowrapped
And that's why too
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ your tweets right now
that lineman just spit on himself on camera
Just kidding I don't have plans
Can't even land on his feet after a dunk .
#randommemory when me and _TWITTER-ENTITY_ left a $3 tip for a $60 bill by accident
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ I can't even rn
Some guy just scraped the underneath of my jeep by hitting me from behind and left no damage to my jeep but guarantee he has a huge scrap
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I deleted that tweet bc I knew you were going to say something
#BackInJuniorHigh we stayed to late at the buses and big z came by us and _TWITTER-ENTITY_ ran away ahahhahaha
Spending my night at the bar with my dad and his gf . Shit atleast I get free dranks
Oh James talks shit about me now ... OK
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I love you too !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ struggling to reach my lips to her
My grandma just asked me what peace out homie means
Guy looks at my parking so I ask him if i need to move . And he said no , thats just a horrible parking job #woopsie
it was the car commercial
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I love how I instantly knew who it was too
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ oh no of course not ! I just switch to Kik and insta and twitter I don't check things
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ we got in trouble with the cops before we even got out of wegmans parkin lot lol
Call it Gas Pedal
My family super dysfunctional
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ are you laughing
Or maybe it's the other way around
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ anything for you Maddie
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ oh shit ! Hahaha
She said I look like I came straight from the cast of jersey shore idk if that was a compliment or an insult .... she said she liked my hair
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ we have no clue we gotta decide ! Uhh drinking !?
Just spilt biscuits on mr boland ... Being a server sucks sometimes
I mean we mys well ↩⬆
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ But really lol we are coming too see you tonight around 7
Remember when I slammed _TWITTER-ENTITY_ phone against a brick wall and the screen went blank
if you have someone famous as your profile pics you need a reality check #GROWUP
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ just doing my job !! Hahaha
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ oh and guess what . you totally just spelled too with 2 o's . like Oh my gosh . Obviously it's not that annoying when I do it
I've posted 3 times today on IG ... what is life
My dad and brother were there I bet they cried they must be so happy
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ funniest thing
Actually they retweeted it .
Okay Payton one kiss was enough !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ it's freaking ridiculous ! Hahaha !
Bitch I'll fucking smack you up real quick ✋
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ girl ✋
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ that's hilarious
“you text me I respond in 15 seconds then apparently you die of excitement because 2 hours later i'm still waiting for a response”
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ right !!
Isaiah just said he got that wild boy dick like Tarzan HAHAHAHA _TWITTER-ENTITY_
50 year old colored men on the south side selling dime bags like where did you go wrong in life ? almost feel bad seein that
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ nooo ..?
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahaha pretty much ! The loudest people are going sooooo we'll be good
We bought fish three days and two have already died . #TheStruggle
This episode of #snl is perfect so far _TWITTER-ENTITY_ and _TWITTER-ENTITY_ are killing it #obsessed
How bout that shutout though ? Winning 9 To 0
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I just realized that lol you can keep it though bro , I just bought a new one today
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I'm just sayin you could do better
\You have cute friends " STORY OF MY FRICKEN LIFE "
If you catch something ill piss myself from laughing so hard
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ they hate us working together
when girls say \we don't like each other " no bitch ✋juu don't like me , I don't give a FUCK about juuuu "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ U WILL NEVER
Gave a guy your number last night .. sorry _TWITTER-ENTITY_ it's the first one that came to mind
I almost fell down the stairs
Wow , TC jus happens to hire a coach with a kid living with him that plays ball !!! Imagine that ! #smh #desperate
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ it's okay Sarah .. I don't have friends either love you doe .
Go southern miss !!!
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ we saw a skunk
the things _TWITTER-ENTITY_ & amp ; I say to eachother are priceless
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahaha he thought I was picking him up
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ just died cause I can hear you saying it
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ really needs help .
I don't even know how to swim 200 free .. tomorrow's meet is going to be interesting .
talkin to Joey
I can't believe me and _TWITTER-ENTITY_ wore our Krispy Kreme hats all the way home ... #wereawesome
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I will go stalk you know who
Lol if the teachers really think they're going to get us to go to school tomorrow
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ but I do it either way lol . I'm the oldest out of most of them , and the only access with a car so it just sucks to be me
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahaha don't forget we have a date with boner nips tomorrow at the lake #boatnames
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ the image of your butt cheeks jumping as you ran to the bathroom will be forever in my memory . Hahahahahahah
It's a baanaanaanaa
Made Stephanie use my Panera card , and now I have a reward . Winning ☺
Watching cris chase Betsy around everyone's front yard
Accidentally walked into the men's bathroom _TWITTER-ENTITY_
I did the most childish thing today but I have no cares too give . ✌
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Omfg Mr. Chow !!!
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ lol I was talking about that at cheer
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahaha , but that was fuuuun no , i agree . we will find sumtin .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ good one ! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAGAHAHAHAHAGAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAGAGAGAGAHAGAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA _TWITTER-ENTITY_
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ why you so quiet now
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hell no
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ my phone died I just texted you wimp
I just used the word undies ..
McKenna is married to Hunter Hayes now I guess ! _TWITTER-ENTITY_
Lol _TWITTER-ENTITY_ Meghan & amp ; _TWITTER-ENTITY_ for just spilling pop all over each other !
Being ratchet at Wally World with _TWITTER-ENTITY_ #classyville
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ but then you made it better by spitting tea all over .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ it's the funniest thing ever
mean girls is on
\ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ : You , my not so friend , may go suck a Richard . " this is perfect . "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ girl you drawlin
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ obvi i knew she was kidding
If you knew half the things going through my mind when I see you , you'd never be able to look at me the same
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ it's funny how you posted it in the middle of what was happening . & amp ; it says a lot ? Like what ? Lmfao
how about you not tell people we dated , since we never did . you're a fucking idiot .
I HAVE THE WORST LUCK EVER
Girl code kills me !
Duck Dynasty .
I completely forgot I did a verse on the Thoughts From A Balcony instrumental . that beat is too smooth though .
teaching tress how to twerk .. because she's black ..
Watching Zach , Josh , and Logan attempt to play Wiffleball
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ is the most straight up person you'll ever meet look him up on YouTube and I promise you it's the best shit you've seen
2nd time I've been called dumb today dang
I could watch the Vines on \Best Vines " page all damn day ... "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ heisman ?
Dont smile in my face & amp ; then go talk some bs behind my back . Like grow tf an say something to ME
I want someone to #Oomf me .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Nicole ? Are you just drunk all the time ?! Haha ' your tweets lately believe me to believe so haha
I swear these Call of Duty : Ghost commercials
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I'd say yes
When you read something completely wrong it's kind of funny actually
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ wouldn't expect you to . It was like elementary school last time I seem you . I used to live down the street too .
Me and _TWITTER-ENTITY_ are both bombing are math tests Tuesdays since all we do is tell stories the whole time
MK wanted to go see the lights tonight , but it's kinda cold . Maybe like next weekend .
Are the cowboys kidding me
Is there anything better than the rich episode of skins when grace dyes #balling
That was a horrible call even though it went our way
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahah okay I gotchu
Twitter tonight > & gt ;
It's funny that every girl says I have a cleaner room then they do .
Hahahah I can't believe my cousins car is stuck in the snow
we're so mean to Kenny
Did I really just send that #yupsucks
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ how'd I know that was coming from you . It was on the Beat Pill commercial
Today was my day off and I had Chavas for dinner
One moment I'm then I get then I'm then I'm and really not any reason to be like that
Did dude is so funny
When Jordan tweeted back earlier saying the guards are gonna see someone else in Cody's cell & amp ; say \I can't believe it's not butters ""
Who ever plastic wrapped my neighbors car is going to hell bc it froze to the car
OMG . LADY GAGA HAS ME ROLLIN !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ just looks like I am cooler then _TWITTER-ENTITY_
Tonight a lady turned around looked at me . Said \ you looked like Miley cryus , but that doesn't mean it's ok to twerk , no Twerking " #wat "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ have fun , I'll be there like every weekend
Making your boyfriend laugh so hard he throws up _TWITTER-ENTITY_ #sogrossyetsofunny
The office episode where Michael makes a movie is killing me .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ lulz , good joke !
Thank goodness for _TWITTER-ENTITY_ bringing us water , we were quite parched _TWITTER-ENTITY_
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I'm crying bc u literally just raped my twitta
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ I'm on my way to movie now
uh .. so i love looking at my avi picture . i just feel so pretty but really . i do .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ because I am haha
Oh ya know .. Just driving home with a 50 pound python and 2 bearded dragons in my car #ReptileLife
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ how about sketchers ? #ItsTheS
Look sexy . No balls though _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_
#ThingsIWillTeachMyChild God . Good music . Cars . Humor . Not to be a wimp . Not to be stupid . And if it's a boy : how to treat girls .
Watching silent library ... #dying #hilarious
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I'm dying just incase you can't hear me haha .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ best thing I have ever seen !!
If I ever get married
Well this so kinda fun
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ i know hahahahah , i was makin the angry face at them hahahahhh
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I love you too !!!!
I love dan means so much
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ it's like applesauce drink thing
This kid smells like a steak . And even said he did
did I really just receive that
half of the people that you consider your friends have talked shit on you right to my face .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I thought the sexy neck thing went with the mating call ? #whatwhat
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ careful , you'll make _TWITTER-ENTITY_ too happy with that one
We had that old pick up truck
My roomies and I look way too pretty to go out in public rn
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ just wait till next year when they come to senior campus
Sometimes when I use metaphors or similes in real life they don't make sense
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ haha doesn't surprise me ! His wardrobe is all over the place
NO I WILL NOT MAKE OUT WITH YOU . we got this guy talking chlorophyll and your talking about making out ! PLEASE continue with the borophyll
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ heck yeah we are and Alrightyyy
Noga rapping the whole fucking problems song .. Joe knows the chorus cutie kid
So hard not to laugh while this guy is massaging my feet he's doing this on purpose I swear
Everyone's tweeting about getting there braces off . That will be me in 4 years
Only 2 hats thrown on the ice for his hat trick
I'd actually do good if I wouldn't get distracted when ping school work
Who tryna buy some brownies tonight ? ☁️9⃣
My mom's on rate my professor
so kyle sits next to me and just randomly says \so jaqy , any guys in your life " whatt ??? lol no "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ nobody got time for her .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I couldn't agree more
There's another Plumlee
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ dude totally I want her to snapchat me back I don't know why her pictures crack me up so much
I just witnessed _TWITTER-ENTITY_ see a bug , get out of her car , smack the bug with her shoe , throw it , and then get back in and drive away
we're the millers with mac
Kyles room looks more like my room rn
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ could you be any funnier
My mom was describing the perfect pretzel to me and she said ot to salty , salty enough , warm .... " Chill ✋ "
\IS EVERYBODY HAVING A GOOD TIME ?! Yes ? ... No , oh okay . " -Reuben "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ look at my previous tweet hahahahhaa that's for you . Look at that when you're feelin down .
One of Tyler's buddies just texted me to tell me that Tyler is singing in the shower
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ i didnt ❤
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahaha what the fuck is that
When Jarrod's mom checks out black guys on our way to the game . Hahah I think well get along just fine
Lol well all my laundry pretty much got done today . Sorry dad you wait til tomorrow
Lol \I've always wanted to cheat on someone " omg this family "
I just got a snapchat and I literally have no clue how to work it
\Some Type Of Way ! " "
Loll this lady in the waiting room at the doctors is wearing hooters shoes
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I'll starve
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ too funny ! ( Inside joke )
My sister and her friends are tanning in their bras and underwear cause they don't have swimsuits
Everyone's saying \class Is coming together " when in reality it's like only the " popular " people "
Am I the only one who spends 2hours on vine ?
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ that's true !!!
Getting random phone calls from those boys . Anthony sounds so proud of his radio .
Bryleigh refuses to take a bottle . But I will not be a mom that breast feeds until she's four
I thought we could take a walk in the moonlight and factor polynomials together
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I just got asked if we got into it ! good one .
The couple next to me right now
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ but you fail every one in Spanish ?
My brother snapchats me a picture of his new mustache #what #yourecrazyphil ahahahahaha
awkward when he texted me right when i tweeted that
Why is my mom trying to feed my chicken pot pie at 7am ...
Hahah , I'm so lost right now on this convo between _TWITTER-ENTITY_ & amp ; I ... Like wtf
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ Malachi Johnson
3rd times the charm
I think it's sad that I can quote every line to Step Brothers . Even tho I haven't watched it in a month . #NoLife lmao
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I guess you're Eminem tonight ?
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ I'm dead
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ if the number doesnt match the picture ... Then i aint calling
This video of this kid after getting his wisdom teeth out
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you almost had to walk
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ me too ! That'd be awkward ...
Laynie called me weird because I love pillow pets but at least I have a real boyfriend _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ is that ghetto music I'm still done
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I was kidding ???
Oh shit momma bear be checking up on me being like Katie u need to go to sleep turn it off now #shit momma I ain't a kid
I love my dad he's too funny
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ good . but I do too .
Can't go back to fairdale till you have Megan's approval _TWITTER-ENTITY_
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Lmao my exact thoughts ! Don't need to look like a boy now ..
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ like Erica these are pure raunchiness I cant take it
My brothers avi is making me laugh so hard _TWITTER-ENTITY_
Good luck to brother rice tomorrow there gonna need it
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I just creeped through your whole vine ... I'm dying !
Some body needs to Learn to control their emotions .
I'm watching Safe Haven by myself .... #JudgeMe
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ ain't feelin it
My entire family just had a conversation on how they kinda like me ... #SickAssFamily
I just got some mail . I have been places on a government watch list
To all the the thirsty girls asking questions about me on Austin's ask need to stop . You're pathetic
Really hoping that no one saw my polk-a-dots today through that rip down the asscrack of my jeans
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ omg this is so old hahah ewww
\I bought a pair of jeans for 2 dollars at goodwill with my moms senior discount " "
This guy is gonna audition for the bachelor
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Whatever helps you sleep at night !
Smells like Reggie in the hallway
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ yeah , thanks man ... And then you swore to god I was fine because I didn't cry then the doctor said it was broke
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ forever alone more like
my brother just walked in on me leaving a voicemail for Caceres . #foreverawkward
what a great day ! #happy ☺
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ well I just can't believe a boy would lie !!! Lmao lmao
Sometimes I wanna say something but then I realize _TWITTER-ENTITY_ will eventually tweet exactly what I'm thinking
Yes ! Made my brothers 4 square on insta .. My life is complete
umm so when is high school musical 4 coming out ?
I'm at a store and there's a girl trying so hard to be hipster #STOP
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you did . Ahha
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ pays off twenty cents to be exact
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ haha it doesnt work like that
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ 1 td and it's the end of the world wait till Kenny G goes in hahaha
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I'm right there with you girlllll ! ❤ #TeamFatAss
\If I could speak the language of rabbits , they would be amazed and I would be their king " #BigBang "
Okay .. I tried to be nice and say hi . That's okay
\You only like me because I look like I should be famous and I'm decent in bed " #crying "
Having way too much fun listening and dancing to \At a ' 90s School Dance " on Songza with _TWITTER-ENTITY_ ✌️ "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ are you at a play ?
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ listen here children ... I taught you how to drink ! Come on ... Utah Nicole ... and Ty you were a goodie twoshoes
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ just wait I will get you back when you least except it ..
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ exactly ... I'm the real trainer in this situation
\Even the smell of tequila will black Tony out . Five foot radius from the bottle and he's gone . Tony knock out zone " "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahaha you are precious
I hate getting pedicures for the simple fact I am so ticklish !!!
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ but most guys would know not to spike it at halle gosh
\She's got a donk .... I'd like to see her twerk . " - _TWITTER-ENTITY_ "
I can't wait for my little date tonight #weresogay ❤️
Running is seriously just not my thing
You didn't brand him did you ?
\What ever happened to that boy that you and Taylor put make up on that one time ? " _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ "
Reed's impression of Schaefer & gt ; & gt ; & gt ; & gt ; & gt ;
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahaha I have one and I blow it all within a week .
this breaks been crazy
\That's my best feature ... Besides my face " _TWITTER-ENTITY_ with the one liners . "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ dude that's insane !!
everytime i hear my nigga i think of obama shakin up with durant
I'm in my zone , don't sub tweet me , you will get a sub tweet back that will hush you up .
Do you wanna be friends ? * shakes head * okay . _TWITTER-ENTITY_
Prettttttty sure these kids are high
The school seriously called about color wars
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ SAME TO YOU❤
And this is why _TWITTER-ENTITY_ is my bestfriends
I think my acronym for pants should get a prize
Watching the video of Carol over and over again
Is it bad that I'm singing along in my head to all of your tweets ?
I mess around to much
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ aaaaaaand I just peed my pants
Braden tries to sound so cool when he plays xbox
Is it weird if I go bake cookies right now ?
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ i have no idea It keeps getting worse and worse !
The two juniors in this class haven't said a single word the whole period
My mom came into my room today . Gave me a dollar bill , and said it was from the lottery ticket I won 2 Christmases ago #RandomAF
The one show all of us family watch together is ghost hunters .
The snapchat I just got from _TWITTER-ENTITY_
Lauren forgot we have a math IA tomorrow .
Happier than the Pillsbury Doughboy on his way to a baking convention ...
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Yes Niall Thanks So Much For Looking At Me While You Sang \Rock Me " Just Kidding Im Half Asleep Sorry ?! Night Nialler Xx "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ yeah yeah . At least I know how to spell your middle name
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you was saying how tall I am I'm sexy tho lol
I crack myself up
Lol what the fuck is going on guys ?
ordering jeans online has never been this stressful
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ I'm a snaggle tooth ? yeah , let's judge someone over a profile picture on twitter . And based on your major , it's
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I know
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I WOKE UP SCARED THANKS TO YOU
so it could be a doll or a baby ..
I'm dead omg
Twitter so hit
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ nope , cross country !!!
All the boys are excited about the new Instagram update
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ right find 4 pounds of bud take 2 home for myself , write down 2
Dad put the dog show on , made a comment on one of the dogs balls , then changed it back to football
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Ahha okay good .
I love being the Brown House Soccer Mom
Paps just told me him and dalton took a selfie yesterday
Watching This Is The End , it's funny
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ seriously !!! I wanna know cause some kid commented that on my Facebook picture the other day
Stevie just be making me laugh
Comedy Radio on pandora is so funny
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ stealing my bio i see .. #awww
Last minute shopping with patsy . Lord , she's getting FIESTY with all the traffic and crowds
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ lmfaok i should of put you in heels too ❤
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ LOVE YOU !!!!
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ That's hilarious
I swear if Steel Magnolias is on TV my mother is watching it
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ fell walking up the stairs . rough night eh ??
taylor just asked me how i take pictures laying down bc she can't bc her boobs are too big
Talk about a downgrade #karma
woke up to that chat from my team and I really cannot stand them
I want a guy that will fight for me .. Lol never gonna happen
I made hot chocolate with almond milk this morning and its good . If that's the greatest achievement of the day , I'm cool with that ! ☕
My mom bought 3 gallons of milk shes obviously high anybody need some ?
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahah never laughed so hard In my life
Worst idea of my life
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ first headers , exhaust , and cam .. Then probably pro charger next year .. I want 600+hp but that will cost a lot of $$$
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ oh I definitely know , that was so cheesy
Lol _TWITTER-ENTITY_ me for being a mom today
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ THIS RAIN NEEDS TO STOPP
My jeans pockets are too small for my phone #FirstWorldProbs
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ yea I'm pretty glad I'm an only child now
Eyes burning from lack of sleep
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ or all the time #lazyprobs
The person parked beside us just shotgunned a beer before going in #true
Eric Dunn's How to Yell at Things in Ebonics vines > & gt ; & gt ; & gt ; #geekin
Punked _TWITTER-ENTITY_ #somean #butsofunny ! _TWITTER-ENTITY_
Mine and Ava's convos > & gt ;
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ well considering it's going to be like 40 tomorrow , I will have to turn down such a generous offer
It's one of those night when EVERYTHING is funny .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I am so weak ! I'm so weak that you know about this though ! Not many people would know what this means
I'm so lost when it comes to one direction stuff so I ask _TWITTER-ENTITY_
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ that's what I'm thinking
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ yeah ok
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I don't think the kids in Africa would and same with your mother so stop being selfish
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ that's totally straight
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ a guy at work really thinks I have a wife . He asked why I don't wear a ring
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ ik I said that in the tweet
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ this was like on Tuesday
- you're perfect in every way possible
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ are too much to handle right now ✋
Tyler the creator is so racist to his own race
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahahaha I was excited !
\I'm not sure what they are so I took one " "
Holy shit this is so much fun
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I was seriously just about to tweet this #bffprobz
I find it funny when the freshman a mom says i love you and the kid gets really embarrassed
I apologize to anyone who has to see me today bc I look terrible
My mom is drunk and complaining that I'm going out & amp ; leaving her with my boring dad #SucksToSuck
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ if I can persuade my dad
Hey you wild corndogs
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ bahahaha good excuse !!!
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ my mom wants to buy us a wall alarm clock that says sexy like why
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ looks like I gotta get my films out
So you tell me you don't want a girlfriend , but now you're tweeting about how you want to talk to new women . #done #asshole
Paige is HILARIOUS ! I'm seriously in tears laughing at her right now
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ except with his haircut in the beginning of the first season
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ oh hmmm well desperate housewives is good but so I a glee if I were you I'd switch between the two
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you're too funny
Michaels car dance
Well hahaha I thought I handed the guy $6 and I have him $2 ...... I need to go home
anyone else see him grab his nuts ?
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahahaha ..
Poor Jessica has to hear some of the most disturbing things
Guess I'm a little to progressive , huh ?
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ pahahahaha never thought of it that way
\I no understand English " -my mom "
I'd be so happy .
Girls believe anything that guys tell them
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ I don't need your man , I have my own ! #JokeLife
Too emotional to be on twitter nighttttttt
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I'm an amazing person . I'm Abbi reed remember
\You guys would be perfect you two are the same type of weird . " Hahaha I love _TWITTER-ENTITY_ so much haha "
#weirdchildhoodmemories on New Years when we would watch the fireworks then blast the radio up at Mema's house _TWITTER-ENTITY_ #kayla
My mom bought a bottle of Bombay . Before you know it she'll be shaking in in a Juicy J vid
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ understatement .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ whoa now you never know
I saw a piranha at the aquarium . And it smiled at me
you should probs stop talking about yourself
Lol to Serena making me try her ray bans
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ just curious HAHAHHA
And you're ugly what's new
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ he's exactly like you
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ my mom does it to me all the time or she's shopping that shit pisses me off
#InMidddleSchool if you kissed a guy you were a total slut
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ that's probably the closest you're gonna get to a rock my friend
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ thanks man
Laughing because if how much of a lightweight you really are #alltalk
This night keeps getting better and better
I'm about to watch a movie about a car tire that has psychic powers and blows shit up
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ reality check . He's neither of ours
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahah aww nooo I bet it looked beautiful boo .. By senior year you'll get to the point where you truly don't give af ✌
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I know right
Where are the napkins _TWITTER-ENTITY_ right in front of you !!!!!!
Lets be honest , everyone is thinking in there mind that there gonna miss there mom on the first day of school . ✌
Who is she _TWITTER-ENTITY_ : Me and Oomf ' always stay up late as hell together and just txt about anything and everything the whole time
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ good luck
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I'm a national champion it's hard , don't get me wrong , but not as impossible as this makes it seem .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ is that technically his fault though ?!
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ I'm dying
Wait till she sees all the tweets tmrw night
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Lmao boyyyy I didn't realize I was a taxi service jkjk
When _TWITTER-ENTITY_ messes up during offering at church !
As ugly as you are , you really shouldn't be uploading pictures of yourself . #rachetass
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ sorry guys
My parents are so bad at driving stick shift hahahaha
Me and Colby go hardcore in our snapchats
Puts drink down for two seconds . Comes back . It's gone .
Just messin with ya ... Or am I
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I can't
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ It for real already happened .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ That's Not All The Wanted
When i was in seventh grade everyone called me Laurenzo
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ that's not just a no that's a OH HELL NO
LOL subtweets are funny especially when they are obvious
\LOOK WHAT JESUS DID ! LOOK WHAT JESUS DID ! " #Ted "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ if only every guy that had treated a girl the way nick did had to go through you two #iwish
“ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ : Why do girls associate their selfies with a deep , yet irrelevant quote ..? I do not understand the correlation .. ✋”
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ look at all these haters hahahaha half you can't even run you fat ass fucks
Michelle goettl talking about tping
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ never really got into that , than again I don't watch much tv ... Workaholic ... My life sucks haha
Matt's mad that I'm cheering for Independence ....
Never thought I would see the day that _TWITTER-ENTITY_ would get an iPhone . #welcometothegang
No one understood anything I was saying
Was unaware there's a place called Pee Pee ohio #imachild
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ we are adorable . Remind me how we're single ?
Me : \what football team do you like " Siri : " I always like to root for the underdog , I guess that makes me a fan of the redskins right now " "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahahah wtf was that ?!
I think I got throw up on my phone from Saturday but I didn't throw up
21 ; i love you so much girl we need to hangout asap i miss your laugh LMAO oh and you are perfect
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ the usual
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I knew so many sophomores I walked past to ask but I'd feel weird since you were the only one I've met in person in passed
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ haha I don't need abc family ... I own that bad boy
Wanna hear a joke ? Womens rights
I showed my great grandma my snowball dress and she told me to make sure I don't forget to wear my panties .
I'd be the type of person to show up to a dance in some sweatpants
these episodes of Modern Family are killing me #TGIMF
I think Lauren and I are going to turn into killers considering how much we watch Dexter !
Emilie just said \ go braves " after the national anthem at miss Alabama . Can't take her anywhere "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ lolol .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ I'm literally crying ! That's foul
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ and I have this thing where we crawl into bed at the the same time then proceed to play on our phones together till we pass out .
All I have to say is musselmans twit pic & gt ; & gt ; & gt ; _TWITTER-ENTITY_
✋ fuck off
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Hahahha Oh the things you see in the hallways at NRHS
So many fights in this game #CapsSabres
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ me either ! We were at Perkins and I had to keep myself from laughing because the waitress asked us that like three times
\Jesus will still be there Sunday , but these condo promos won't be " -Brian #GCRchronicles #Work "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ what'd you do to it know ?
#oncewhenIwasdrunk a friend slapped my beer out of my hands and he said I threatened to piss on him _TWITTER-ENTITY_
My mom says I smell look like a walking brew factory
\Did y'all just roll up in a limo the two of you ? Are u guys on a reality tv show " #bitchwemighbe "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ yeah . We had so much bud on us dude
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahahahaha that's awesome the diner would be the place to pick up some hotties
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I'm about to DM you .
when texts make me LOL in the middle of class #stopit #ImEmbarrassed
\When I lay down my boobs end up in my armpits " small boobs problems ! Hahha "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ thats what i said
im pretty sure last night was the hardest ive ever laughed in my life . all over a baby picture . omg . _TWITTER-ENTITY_
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I'm dead
On my second cup of coffee Gma is gonna kill me
I was sooo excited I fell on my ass ..... In public
I worked last night and I feel like this . I can only imagine how everyone else is feeling
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I've missed double what you have .
I discover so many new things everyday
my brother just told me that when i go to walk down the aisle on my wedding day my fiances not gunna be there #IFeelTheLove
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ ' s tweets kill me . So much feistiness in such a small person .
One of my little peers just said I always love your outfits and your face
Looking back at my old Facebook pics and realizing what a faggot I was
So many Heat bandwagoners now
Our volleyball team this year will be too good
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ he totes knows
A woman NEEDS everything and wants more than that ! #trueeethoo
Could it be any more obvious ?
\There's a jungle cat in the bathroom ! " -The Hangover "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ oh okay
Oh no miley
I'm supposed to be mad at you lmao
The photos that are taken by you should not be on instagram
WTF WAS WRONG WITH ME ??
The only time Ariel goes to sleep is if she can find a pillow to lay on
my mom seriously just made a big deal out of me eating easy mac
\Why are you crying ? " " Cuz dads gonna kill Ralphieeee ! " I love a Christmas Story #tradition "
She told me she loved me over a Facebook message so I knew it was real
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ yes for real . I was like . then and not just one but multiple pics .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ your little sister is at my house right now
everyone's retarded right now _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ the baddest
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ alright .
Lol at Tommy because he can't take hisself out of this group message .
why is danny's mother so cute ?
Having a froo > & gt ; & gt ;
The fact that my dogs freak out every time I cook popcorn smh dumb dogs
Love when people say they're sleeping but they're out with some broad ... Like I wouldn't find out
Tomorrow is February which means the walking dead is almost here❤
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ so am i
Mine and _TWITTER-ENTITY_ dads bonding tho
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Pft . I don't even know how to dougie .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ another glorious day for you ! hahah you seriously make me laugh
Christian and I walking down the road , Some guy - how old are y'all ? Us- 16 Guy- oh shit ! Us- Yeah oh shit
Being hammered at 5 is way better than being hammered At 12 . And Sarah had the hiccups . Lol .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ no were just bet friends and stuff
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Im pretty sure this is a joke . Like my love life .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ right that was my first thought when I read it
Loling at Westin because he thinks a b*tch is a boy witch
Going through my old notes on my phone > & gt ; & gt ;
Jessica's tweets > & gt ; & gt ; #GetEm
My conversations with _TWITTER-ENTITY_ tho & gt ; & gt ; & gt ; & gt ; & gt ; & gt ; & gt ; & gt ;
Im only gunna be gone for a week and I almost cried saying bye to my dad .. don't know what I'm gunna do at college
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ preach story of my damn life this morning and every morning . Some people shouldnt be allowed to have twitter . Or to live
Nights where me my mom and grandma just laugh until we cry > & gt ; & gt ; & gt ; & gt ;
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I love you and your boob pics
That moment when your entire bus does the Harlem shake > & gt ; & gt ;
Me and my brother are candy theives
I'm so bad at grammar it's quite embarrassing
Today was possibly the first time I've done school work in a good 3 weeks ! #senioritis #GotItBad
#NameYourPenisAfterAMovie the little engine that could .
Kayla just said is that killablaze
Just sweat and a couple of hours to do my hair , it's no biggy
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahahahaha I just lol'd
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ haha it's fine you probably will at some point
Lesson number one , never give guys what they want #ShitValerieSays
My little sister just tried to prank call me w her friends
The video of Sierra and I just kills me every time #bestfeiendlove
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ haha I miss you way to much
When _TWITTER-ENTITY_ brings me alcohol from New Orleans ... Without a bottle opener . & lt ; & lt ; & lt ; & gt ; & gt ; & gt ; & gt ;
Lol at my stupidity
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ how's the bell treating you
Can't decide if you want him to be your est friend " or boyfriend . #sad "
All about fixing my tweets when someone corrects the spelling
The faces people make when they work out ...
It's 11:45 and we're eating Mac & amp ; Cheese and like 20 chicken fingers .
My sister just yelled at my dog to take a xanax
When my doctor said my lymph nodes were swollen all I could think about was nymphos
Mr mcgaha just caught me taking a selfie with Donnie
Like I feel like I'm in trouble or something when someone calls me Shyanne
who the fuck drew a penis on my arm last night
The musical episode of greys .. Who thought that was a good idea ?
\You won't rat me out right , cause you're an RA ? " ..... no I'm a drunk freshman gtfo "
Riley jammin out to gas pedal .
Incoming Nubster one ball _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_
#IGotAThingFor girls that have an ass if you don't then just no ....
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ and weapons
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ lmao aye , I can't sleep with headphones in cause I be wanting to sing the song while I'm tryina sleep lol
Justin smoking weed
Lmfao James Franco and Seth Rogan's video
Emily gets me
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ HAHAHAH . I love you so much man .
This guy at subway and my dad reminiscing of there old job
Candy Shop goes on Pandora & amp ; 3832 childhood memories come back
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ haha right I gotta stop taking naps and staying up half the night
So I figured out how to get Kyle to do laundry ... let him run out of clean underwear lol
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ just spent a good amount of time lookin at your vine literally LOLing thanks for the laughs
i sent ariana a picture of my mile time and she goes \I don't believe you . I think you just let it run while you stood over too of it " "
TURN UP ! _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I just woke up
They prolly talking shit now it's fine tho
Shut up jake go to sleep
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ this is a joke right ?
I don't care
Specially my favorite dog
Lololol _TWITTER-ENTITY_ thinks he's scary
GOD IM FUNNY
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Lol I didn't mean to favorite that jus scrolling
In Idaho instead of paying people to mow your lawn you can rent goats to eat it . #hicklife
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ 6 Flab ..
He's openly making fun of some girl
Hahahahahahahahahahaha 109 yards how bout that
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ bahahahah without checkin out people's driveways on the way if not they need are ab to meet rocky and Muhammad
Twinning over snapchat _TWITTER-ENTITY_
Found all these pictures from the factory
Chance thinks he's hilarious coming in the bathroom when I'm taking a shower and pouring ice on me ...
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ He just makes it to easy .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ JUSTINS HOTTER NOW LETS STOP BLOWING UP TWITTER
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ LMAO He'd flip a lid on us !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ AHAHAHAHA OH MY GOD SO TRUE
#IGoToAaSchoolWhere only seniors can leave early now ...
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ every time I see your twit pic from a far I keep thinking it's the grim reaper sorry
“ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ : Pelfie : being used as a prop in someone else's selfie to disguise its being a selfie . ” _TWITTER-ENTITY_
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ i forgot about that quickly lol
It's a good thing I'm sick or I'd make a comment back to your annoy ratchet fake fat ok shut up chansie or she'll screenshot this tweet too
I'm legit laying in my bed with my dog eating goldfish and quoting every line of The Little Mermaid . You jelly yet ?
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA YOU THOUGHT YOU WERE GONNA WIN HAHAHAHAH
\wow .. woockitty wow woockitty we wow woah .. are you wowing kidding me " I'm dead _TWITTER-ENTITY_ "
Ky was sound asleep so ... I jump on the bed , screaming \wake up it's 6 am ! " best girlfriend award goes to me . "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you remember that one night
Sent that same snapchat to 19 people and definitely just got 19 different responses .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hell no lolol , Brittany ! He has a girly friend ! And don't ask me how though
he sold his house , bought a boat , smokes weed and gets drunk every day
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ this reminded me of I HATE TEA . #missyou
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahaha omg yesss !!!! I'm dying
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ thanks for those interesting pickup lines today #dontknowhowtorespond #hehe
Haha told my dad I'm getting another tattoo this week , he hates me
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ I wasn't tryna fight .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ LOL wtf does that even mean
Lol at what people don't know
I remember when I straightened _TWITTER-ENTITY_ ' s hair once and it look like 2 hours
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ bye mothafucka !
Gotta find another 1.50 for the vending machine tomorrow the juice
If you have to delete EVERY single girl on your boyfriend's Facebook you may have a problem
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you thought someone else
“ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ : that movie was funny as fuck” #TrueShit
8- we really don't converse much unless it's in coach nix's class ! But it's all good ToeMeeka
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I think I laughed WAY harder than I should've .
My prayers go out to _TWITTER-ENTITY_ . #youcandoit lololol
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ LOL , you can say that again ! I think she just really hates me There isn't even a line because of the snow so she can get over it
every time I leave the house Cindy says be safe ✋
This headache is really killing my Saturday
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I forgot to tweet back .. My b !
I just cried on the sky coaster #soscary
I'm so close to the _TWITTER-ENTITY_ I knew them when they were the narwhals
Bethany singing this song about bad boys ... Then she goes what am I kidding I don't have a boy .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ did you get introuble for the fire side ?
Lmao being in the car and seeing how many places we past and long it is ... It's unreal how far we walked too mchebes
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ now I know what wawa I'm hitting for drunk food
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahahah i like to play dress up in my spare time ....
\Personally I would wait , but that's me . " -Payton kinslow "
The fact Javon just got up from lunch , and ran out of school
Me\ I need new subs mom " Mom " how about i but you adult toys and videos instead ? " Me " yeah that'll do . Thanks " "
Everyone's dancing to blurred lines omg what
Today's the lucky number 4
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ Okaay
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ awh thankyouu ! in my planner i normally just slop it in there too
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ good goin helayna were all gonna get stalked now
The Picture _TWITTER-ENTITY_ just sent me & gt ; & gt ; & gt ;
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ that's probs why you're still lookin for it
No better way to celebrate #ChristopherColumbusDay than driving on the Christopher Columbus Highway . #CristoforoColombo
My mom just called him a player .
I hope she screws you over again .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ we know this
Stranded in rofo _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_
“ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ : I swear being on the ball field and sweating balls is the best feeling ever idk why” how big of sweat balls
“ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ : Do not care at all about the VS show ... I got Sons of Anarchy to watch ” Same here .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I see you
My car smelled like strawberries , lemons and pizza
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ is your dad a troll too
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ oh really !? Because I'm pretty sure Eminem gets and has got more bitches than Drake ever has/would/will .
Watching people snapchat is hilarious
“ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ : I wish I could be my dog for a day , he has such a chill life . ” I think about this all the time
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hellooooo my toes look like sausages !
My mom rn she's gonna kill someone
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ it's all good
I haven't turned anything in to Riley this semester
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ you didn't even know who Austin was you said \other guy " lmao .. omg I'm dying of laughter "
#InMiddleSchool I was fat
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ ill do my best !
but wait its you that causes all this drama
I'm needy today . Oh . Long , sweet messages are definitely okay , guys . ☺
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you can easily turn that off
lol I'm so annoying
\Whatever " " if I hear you say whatever one more fucking time " #StuffYouOverHear "
My parents are arguing over if their sheet was under their cover
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ LMFAO ! What car
“ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ : It's ridiculous how good I am at sending snapchats to the wrong person . ” I do the same thing !
some rap songs tho & lt ; like how does you havin a hard on make a metal detector go off ?
The fact Kim thought my sister was a guy & gt ; & gt ; & gt ; #dead
guys what are you talking about he's great
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ love ya
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you kill me
I just washed the blazer for the first time in a year and a half . Maybe longer even .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ did you watch that video of him at my house ?
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ lmfao I love that movie
People's reactions when I open my black out blinds in the morning & gt ; & gt ; #imevil
I like how my big thinks I've been kidnapped over five times within the past year #protectivebig
My dad calling this hotel in Canada
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ loving life
When Dr. Cummings asks if anyone hates cats and _TWITTER-ENTITY_ looks directly at me !!! Ctfu
I wish I was in the car with Travis and Coach Hoser right now _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ and _TWITTER-ENTITY_ are thirsty for the Biebs
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I'm trying not to use the word shit in my paper though
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ yay good to know your legs didn't spazz out on the way home
Currently sweating my ass off in my house because I put on all my clothes as soon as we made plans to go sledding ... _TWITTER-ENTITY_
“ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ : I don't always have time to study , but when I do , I don't . Merica . ” _TWITTER-ENTITY_ I thought of you
damn , YOU obviously want attention .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ okay we will
My dog peeing on the Christmas tree was the highlight of today .
I take over Samantha's room when I am in town .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ THOSE BANGS . I would show you me in seventh grade but I'm too lazy but I had those bangs too ! It must of been the thing !
You guys , what if texting was like snap chat and people could see when you take a screen shot of your conversation ?!
Dying at the snapchats from _TWITTER-ENTITY_ right now
Man it's a fucking miracle .. I see one gift under our tree with my name on it ! I'm in awe .. I'm shocked I'm amazed
Ha , Goodluck .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ it's like I'm a snowflake in this fucking volcano #done
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ LOL . so like you guys don't live in igloos ?!
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ when you and Vic beat my ass then when I had to pick you or Chris
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ literally just laughed out loud at a soccer game .
Miley Cyrus your dad must be so proud
My pickle has a little tickle , oooo just found a nickle
Guy driving off from the gas pump .... with the hose still hooked to the car .
Lanceford knocking the refs hat off
Bringing \shawty " back apparently "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I wonder what he smells like ...? _TWITTER-ENTITY_ he probably smells like Arizona ❤
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ he's going to kill you
Jajuan over here talking about give me some lotion .. I want some girl lotion . so I can smell like a bitch .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ add Keenan Thompson and that's a deadly combo !
I advise you to Stfu
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahaha yeah . you did
One time _TWITTER-ENTITY_ made a tweet I didn't laugh at .. #ShitNobodySays
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahahahaha thank you
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahahahaha you gotta stop with that pregnancy scare pick up line
The only thing I found out at my doctors appointment is that I'm almost 5'1 . good job .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ that'd be soo clutch of you !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ \sweetie it's not a real shot it's redbull " "
When that one faggot comments except me < & lt ;
Cheyenne is teaching second period today #pregoteacherprobs
I paint my nails during church . Sue me . #thelooksigot & gt ;
I can't stop watching these vines I'm over here dying !!
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ lmfao my mom came upstairs cause I was laughing .. She was like you're a fucking weirdo ! #hellnaww
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ says #YourAsian #DoItYourself
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ no I didn't ...
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ ohh haha I gotchya
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ at least I don't chase nuts and get hit by cars
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I fucking love you
Yeah guys 430 comes real early that I have just learned today
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ yeah idk why he thinks that
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ plus it was basically only thrown to make someone else mad so that's cool too ... Def just watched the office all night
This little fucker I don't Even know just called me \white girl " "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ thats who i was talking about in all my previous tweets .... Loooll
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ OMG I'm literally dying ! Laughing alone in the girls bathroom at peps
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ no I'm too classy for that I do everything else though hahaha
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ haha but seriously ! #thirsty
The bitstrips in this group chat
Frona is such a crack up .
Mom seriously just asked if a 1/3 or a 1/4 was bigger .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ lol but you know some nights you gotta take a little extra time on that prayer .. cuz u know odds are , your fucked tonight
Christine just commented on my one picture with the word boy multiple times
I'm still laughing about _TWITTER-ENTITY_ hat last night #dying #lovethathat
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ maid of honor ..
Hunter Moore is convincing girls to vine their queefs . I didn't know it was even possible for a girl to queef at will
If you plan on attending bucks bash tomorrow , every girl must have their toes done or you could consider socks , just warning you ladies
Had to ruin someone else's night just cause yours was
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ it's the cute haircut
I'm glad you know me and know my relationship life
STOP TELLING ME NOT TO SMOKE WEED WHEN YOU SMOKE IT TOO . #dead
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Considering you sent me a billion pictures I would say so
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I had fun at the expense of my stomach the next 3 days but it's ok haha
Delete all that shit ! I'm not playin with you piggy !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ GET BIG
Wait ... my dad's idol is a 6 year old boy who plays the drums What
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ dude all I see is a bunch of nudes and things
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Hahaha oh that was the funniest thing ever !
Rylee really has me dying right now
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you sound like Jenna Marbles !
I was just sitting in my house with only a towel on talking to my moms lesbian friend .. It didn't even hit me until she left
Clearly you've lowered your standards ..
Lauren has been ignoring me lately . It's always the other way around this never happens something is not right
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ your a hoe anyways ..
I love _TWITTER-ENTITY_
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I did
Walks out .. Bahahahha . I cannot stop laughing .
omg i loved this show
TB to last winter when I drove _TWITTER-ENTITY_ & amp ; _TWITTER-ENTITY_ into a fire when I was on the snowmobile and they were on the sled #goodtimes
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ tweets always have me rollin !
That Message Is Long As Shit .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ lmfao ! It definitely would not be a toga because Wednesdays are toga days
I took some sleeping pills last night and I woke up and the effects still haven't worn off yet Whoops
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahah only my dad could handle it too god I just can't even deal
Rihanna looks likes she's having fun
Not for those reasons omg
Little china is living ... What
Haven't eaten breakfast or lunch
#InMiddleSchool SOMEONE COVERED THE SCHOOL IN THOSE MRS . STEVEN'S FLYERS
That's one way to sleep a day away
Sweet lord .....
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahahahah hahahahaha Kevin wants them id get for the resale though you know people are gonna be for them
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ ctfu girl bye ✋ this was like months ago ..
i would be the one to be smoking a blunt and eating at the same time _TWITTER-ENTITY_
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ shame on you
It's funny how Macy talks all about how she wants him back and crap on here and mason just tweets pretty much about food
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I can not believe you said that .. Lmbo . You're awful .
Area 72 foams still fully stocked i think its about time to kill the foams
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ me , you , hat , kylah and who else lol ? damn ... What happened to our team lol .
I owe my mom $150 dollars & amp ; she said just to keep it .. Then told me I owe her the money I spent on my tongue ring cause she hates it
How many people screenshotted that >
Let me stop
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ everyone's having a blast and I'm just at home like every night
Only my family would be talking about big saggy balls at the table . Hahahahahahaha
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I thought that was carries
Big boob syndrome _TWITTER-ENTITY_
Wait but the fact that I walked up to 7-11 to get pizza rolls
That snap chat I just got of Shane , tony , and Mel #lovemyboys
Why are people scared of me ?
I honesty love you guys because I can't stop laughing rn
Cant even handle this anymore .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you can come and join any time you'd like
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Shooting deers with our fingers .
“ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ : YUUHHH torre ! “ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ : Taking Taejah to NYC with me next year ! ”” bitch lies !!! I CNT even drink yet .
Actually dying for this 4th meal #sad
\When he cried though , he looks like a hippo that just got hit by a sledge hammer . " -My brother "
Uhhh this girl's purse said \yeah , I'm Goregous " . . . Lmao✋ "
Omg shut up tosh
I didn't know who's line was still on ! Its so hilarious ! And Key from Key and Peele is on it !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ my friend rachel works there . it sucks .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ there's big ships and little ships but the greatest ship is friendship ❤
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ haha ok
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ nobody's friends here
“ladies , did you know that you would lose more calories in the gym if you stopped talking so many fucking pictures , & amp ; actually worked out ? ”
Literally dying at how funny he is
When church people come to our door and my mom makes my little sister tell them that were atheist
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ this is true
Lol we can't even go to a different state without almost getting arrested .. It would be 483896 x's worse in a different country .
Watching a documentary on sushi .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ needs to change his header
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ okay will do .
I hope _TWITTER-ENTITY_ is enjoying my beautiful face in these snap chats #noshame
American Pie is hilarious
It's really not even a competition . Don't play .
Is it bad that i'm super excited to see the One Direction Movie tonight ?? _TWITTER-ENTITY_ #onedirection #ThisIsUs
He has a wig on
I think I'm going to cry listening to this
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ something's wrong with me . But .. I LOVE YOU TOO
I only have one tattoo plz me ...
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ check your texts ❤️
I was watching my vines and like majority of them is of me drinking oopssss
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ whatever ! I hope he pees on your bed
Ever meet someone with a laugh that makes you stop having a good time ?
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ can I do that ?
The fact that you're lying to me about this is pathetic .. I'm so done
I pretty much just fucking died thinking about the poem/home dilemma _TWITTER-ENTITY_
Adam Hedrick is killing me right now !!
Bitch your not invited
My professor looks at my every time I snapchat someone
The photo my dad just sent me
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ is slayin ❤
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ . awww
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ is honestly one of the funniest people I know
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ right tho
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ no broken bones this time
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahaha I love you ! I literally just was telling me aunt how similar we are
I freaking love my softball team ❤
Torlak just tried to throw his chick fil a bag in the trash can and threw it in the hallway . Teacher said aren’t you on the bball team
I always find myself staying up really late the night before a holiday ! oh well .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ you Guys think my brother is hot get it
Officer pool doesn't even think about looking in my direction ✌
In cars land
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ i thought you were being serious wtf ily erika , you're perfect too
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ sad time you don't know who I am ...
Kendall said it
Some guy was hitting on me at BP and it was one of the most hilarious things I have ever experienced
I tripped over the biggest stick
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ haha okay ill go
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ lmfao , I'm feeling that . It's good to live ya life . But still you should be getting rid of that headache
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ OMG CAN WE PLEASE GET THESE ?!?!
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ didn't capture the rat tail ...
everyone's reaction to my costume is \YOUR BOOBS ! " what can i say ? i'm blessed bitchez "
I can't get over tonight
I like you a little bit less now girl . ✋
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you need it .. Broke brittle bone no jumper white boy !!
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ we never talk anymore marky that night we hung out the first time was so much fun ...
\But all you did was wre wre wre wreck me ! " "
The doctor is asking nick questions and I automatically shake my head yes and no like she's asking me . Embarrassed lololz
End of the semester anxiety
When like 18 kids went after the one lawn best thing iv ever seen
I thought I had a long day at work this guy been on the run all day an now he's chilling in a boat with a bullet in him
That movie we are the millers looks funny
guess its true what everyone said about you
I SAW THAT TWEET _TWITTER-ENTITY_
All I can do is laugh at the crazy shit we did last night .
It's sad that you have to ask all of twitter to find someone to hang out with
These Drake memes have me crying
Flashbacks of our Walgreens shenanigans last night on our way home
Haha your a joke , your whole life's a joke can't believe I ever took your side or tried to help you !
Dude he's killing me !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ we don't speak of that night ! Hahaha and oh yeah he was grabbing my ass
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Hahaha I tried lol
LOL'ing so hard right now
What is going on right now
They're saying you can be there as early as 7:55 and if I'm wrong ... well idgaf
To The Person Who Just Prank Called Me . Met Your Own Forks & amp ; Knives .
You know it's Christmas when you watch cheesy Christmas videos in class
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I can't get on your selfie level Oleg . it's too much for this relationship .... too much of a commitment .
Killing myself laughing at the bar listening to Dad tonight #drunkBill
The topics of discussions these kids be having are hilarious
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ they be dropping like flies
Walking into the wrong class is just great
My favorite kind of shopping , is still book shopping .
\But I have to read the last 10 pages !!!!! " - _TWITTER-ENTITY_ "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I couldn't help but just laugh at this . I'm picturing it in my head right ! Lol
ever since kyle got good news he's been smiling in his sleep , so freakin adorable
Loving _TWITTER-ENTITY_ profile pic ⬆
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Welllll . That was a serious blonde moment . #RIP
Omg that text literally got me crying
I cant even believe grant just reweeted all that shit
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ THIS #twins
Yankees got a triple play today
Annoying my dad > & gt ;
Blowing the horn and scaring the shit out of me thanks to whoever you are
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ haha I'm clueless but they were good
I looooved spotlight with my girls tonight !! Ohh & amp ; _TWITTER-ENTITY_ . #AgainSoon
The fact that Mitchell almost punched a kid tonight #thataboy
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I get so wired and feel like I'm moving 100 mph
#ImSingleBecause , I'm to fabulous for anyone
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I always wondered how I got worst driver over you Casey just like that one time in the drive through at chick-fil-a !
Happy 3 year anniversary to _TWITTER-ENTITY_ from breaking her ankle doing a ninja jump
Please tell me I'm not the only one laughing at the girl in Carly's Instagram video trying to twerk her no ass
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ haha maybe , so you can buy them a Big Mac to go with their coffee ☕
My puppy has absolutely zero amount of respect for Lee . Like , I swear he won't listen to a word he says , just runs all over the place .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ that's AWFUL . Your poor dad
Commons right now ✋
we keep each other warm
Callie likes getting blowed ...
My bus just only have me and bunch of lemon jolly ranchers . Tff
Hahahahaha #ICantEven #GoAway
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ no I'm not . I wish you weren't straight
lezzz be honest
well now that I have iOS 7 I'm gonna get some food
Flashing the middle fingers !
Dude on 1st tryna show me up
You are seriously my only ex that I can actually be friends with .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ WE NEED TO TALK
I think oomf likes Lindsay !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ has a man crush on Zac Efron
If it's true that Miley is pregnant with Juicy J's baby , then it goes to show twerking does nothing but get you knocked up .
Seriously , if she still rides the bus to school & amp ; you're in college you're babysitting
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ she went to sleep
All these first day of school pictures and tweets are making me laugh #thirdweek
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ your voice doee .
Hahahaha Farrah from MTV has a sextape , I geeked .
Already thankful for _TWITTER-ENTITY_
Literally almost just peed my pants from laughing so hard #bigapplebagelprobs _TWITTER-ENTITY_
Like please hold ALL of that ✋
Girls with get easy to get cuz you have proof they like the D
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ and they wonder where we get it from
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ DEAR JESUS we laugh at way too much !
My dads ringtone is the music that plays when a shark is coming whyyyyy
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ ope !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I'm right there with you . Nothing done . Zippo . Nada . I'm screwed
My trainer always makes me laugh #lovehim
Duncan doesn't like high school musical because of Zac efron .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ not the bates one anyways .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ it went really well
“ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ : Devonta Freeman could be one of the best RB in college football . ” I'd love to see Gurley against Idaho lmao
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I know I'm so funny ✋
Playing COD with a Canadian named Paul . Lol
hahahah have fun with that
War Fucking Eagle baby !!!! let's go !!! #BeatBama penalties will kick your ass every time
I'm gonna laugh my ass off if those cops didn't find anything in that car . That's probably why that guy was smiling the whole time
I guess I'm known for talking to pretty girls
I remember when me and _TWITTER-ENTITY_ used to be upset with waffles .
Beat the competition like Chris Brown _TWITTER-ENTITY_
hahahah before you send the same cute text to 7 girls , make sure it isn't a group chat you dumb ass
\so you believe in gettin even ? " " helll to the ya " "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I love you too crazy
“ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ : it's all fun and games til someone pees their pants” looks like it's never fun and games for me then ............. lol
. _TWITTER-ENTITY_ to _TWITTER-ENTITY_ ' i don't wanna become a teacher , because you're poor ' bwhahah .
Eastbound & amp ; Down is my new favorite tv show
I thought Cary was gonna be tweeting that song
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I WANNA TAG OOMF IN IT SO BAD
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ is this real life ?
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ snapchat last night > & gt ; & gt ; & gt ;
I love when masons mom randomly texts me
nick has me dying
I can't stop watching the Middle .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahaha dear god , I already see them at flipping bills all the time !!!
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ that's what I thought too
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ you guys are too much for me to handle
The Budweiser Clydesdale scale
Just waiting for Rachel to check all her photos
I won't be able to find your white ass
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I'm goin to get some decaf coffee and I'll be on my way .
Lol I'm so used to not wearing makeup I just rubbed the SHIT outta my eyes forgetting that I had just done them
The struggle .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ the vagina with gummy worms coming out
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I thought that the whole song not even kidding !!!
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I've been workin I it
Kylie just told me she had a vision ....
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I probably just think its healthy !! There's probable 1,500 calories in the salad I just ate !!
Hannah don't miss no subtweets
My mom just punched herself in the nose while pulling her blanket up
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ yes . That's one of the only famous people I really remember as of rn so
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ ohhhh boy you haven't seen nothin yet
Kiss me on New Years so I know it's real
Everyone instantly feels better when you say or show !
Jonah hill on Jeff Ross . I'm crying
I'm so glad I grew up though
Ohhh myyy my mom just found a picture of _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ and I back in elementary school on like a field day !!!! We were cuties !
This time last week
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Hey Jenny , your dad said ' iMessage ' hahaha
Bad Grandpa is absolutely hilarious !!! Johnny Knoxville is the man
If I find him on Facebook or anything Im going to tell him I saw his porno .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ heading to Florida ? I might see you on the interstate or something
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Now time to get snap chat !!!!!
\GET IN THE RENTAL " "
Listening to Whatever Wednesday from last week ... \One was kinda of skunky and the other was just brown " _TWITTER-ENTITY_ #sasquatch "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ so how do you really feel
\Once I thought I was a slut . Then , I realized I was acting like a man . " The shit you can find on Pinterest . "
Harry potter makes me happy
I should just quit gettin on twitter . It just gets me in trouble !
\Don't blow it unless it's actually happening ! " #RapeWhistle ! "
coopers too real .
\Are you hot or is that just the Holy Spirit burning inside you ? " #ChristianPickupLines ” "
Love _TWITTER-ENTITY_ made me laugh so hard
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I look ratchet tonight
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ yes
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ no mine is weird
\If I had a million dollars , I would donut ... I mean donate it to the elderly . And buy a lifetime supply of Abercrombie " _TWITTER-ENTITY_ "
Wow major phone glitch
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ I was just about to say something too !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I'm dying !
The picture i just sent Taylor !
Spanish music > & gt ; & gt ; & gt ;
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hopefully it will !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ that small amount of rice really helped ☺
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ my Dad told the cop to just let them go so probably not lol I hope they go to Lino for a night that would be hilarious
Haha I'm so weak
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you're an idiot that's being sarcastic , if you really read it you can tell . it's all things Americans do . #Freshmenproblems
Running in the 55 tomorrow with all the other throwers fuck us
The snap chat video _TWITTER-ENTITY_ just sent me > & gt ; & gt ; & gt ; #dying #wishiwasthere
My sister found out who her roommates are , she's going crayyyyyy she has 2 of them haha
The guy next to me is wearing a mask . Funny he sat next to the girl that has probably gotten the most sick in this entire room .
Hand me downs gotta go somewhere !!
When people say going to bed at midnight is late
shout out to myself for getting called out in band 2 days in a row .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I work in the booths boo boo
With my drunk mother . She has me crying
If you wanna yell ill give you something to yell for
my step mom just talked to me for about a good 20 minutes about nothing ... shes WASTED !
Nothing I hate more than people lying to me .. I will find out
People always think I'm older than I actually am . They always guess 17 . Sometimes 16 .
\Did you go to fish camp and drink the A & M koolaid ? I kinda want to just like sip the kookaid and see what it's all about " #GigEm "
These snap chats I'm getting
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ and _TWITTER-ENTITY_ are killing me
a text back would be great
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ extremely hard okay we\ll prove him wrong we had all right to be on our phones the whole class ✋ "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ burn it
Ha mine and Ritners voxer conversations !
Too many ands in that tweet my badd
Lol your so poor and uneducated the shit you say about me doesn't even bother me anymore ✌️
I love _TWITTER-ENTITY_
Oh god here comes the snapchats from Paige
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ my mom just called me
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ he had to get away from the train wreck she says
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ haha , okay I stop I don't want you to make a fool out of yourself
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ I did ... I screamed
Hey , _TWITTER-ENTITY_ what's on your back ? .... THAT ASS !!!!
The thought of somebody else shaving my face ? Lol I can handle it !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ keep on dreaming scrub .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Dan told me he's glad my birdy died
So when's Sam Beckington hanging with me outside of school ?
Is kyle & amp ; i really having this conversation on snapchat right now ..
bran is gonna wake up stoned
Lmao Nick is the only person I know from Tioga who gets on Twitter a lot .
LMAOO that's the blackest name I ever heard
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ lmfao you need to be carried around next time your drunk so you don't fall down anymore stairs I got ya back !
Ayyyyy ayyyyyyy I'm glad I don't fuck with PVMHS anymore
Lololol at what just happened
Dom just admitted to being obsessed with me
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ will suck dick for Harlem shake volunteers
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ lol yes
“ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ : I automatically dislike anyone with my name because it feels like a competition and let's be honest you're not winning that . ”
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ well that one guys wants me
We all live on islands if you really think about it . #justsaying #slightlyaccurate
whenever I text someone without an iPhone I use lots of emojis to get them mad
Got your big boy pants and a snack ! #TheOtherGuys
Anyone see the attempted high-five to the ref from the bengals player ....
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ if you're ugly then what am I ?
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ please doo .
Thank you for the Ruzzle invitation _TWITTER-ENTITY_ !!!!!!!
Why am I tagged in that . Lol who are these kids ?
Tyler has me laughing so hard
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ sarahbeth you're an idiot . last time I checked , kaley ruined your life over having a thing w/ a guy .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ what it happens in the summer I swear .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you told me you were leaving
\Monica is the closest thing I have to a girlfriend " Brock talking about his car "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ tropical smoothie .
Srry guys I'm out of it lmfao
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ gotta practice !
LAWLZ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ WESLEY ! #dead
The vine video I can't get enough of is that guy thinking some little fat black kid was Terio !
Coach Gregg's despicable me voice is like perfect ... I can't stop laughing ... #cottoncandy #shrinkray
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ change your picture back you two are confusing me !!!!!! Okay going to bed now ! Nite
Those Michael Bolton commercials for the car #crackmeup But I don't think they are meant to be funny !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ WE CALLED YOU GUYS PLEASE WAKE UP YOU ARE DREAMING
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ ill be the first #jk
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ that is why I'm gorgeous
What are you gonna do sit In the kids section and color
Test : 300 terms to define .. Well goodbye school ✌️
Before , my dad took a drink out of the cooler and was flinging water at us while singing Water of Life ...
It hasn't been a fucking hour yet and there is already 3 Facebook pages and a thousand memes about Trinity Woods
Tired and missing hair
HAHAHA this persons looking at themselfs in my car window and I don't think they know I'm in the back seat
To late now
We've never had a normal family outing
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ it's just funny
Hell no , he just walked through a door , WTF
Zumba = twerking . Lmao . Best class ever _TWITTER-ENTITY_
Guys is that really that noticeable ?
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ how was The Morales Mexican restaurant ? Did it get spicy ?
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ did I say your were ugly ? No , shut up whore
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ we only FaceTime every second of everyday
I really shouldn't have bought heels . #gonnafall
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ try my pants
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I guess you could say the Astros are better than the Reds right now . Maybe they'll even meet in the World Series now !
You got to learn how to swim before you motorboat ! #tickle
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ We'll just watch how many taps then
Lol the guy from convos with my 2 year old is on supernatural right now
Currently watching untold stories of the ER & amp ; this lady is stuck in a toilet .... #oh #okay
Everyone in this group chat has got fuckin problems .. #fam
Me and my family had fun last night
My grandmother pick up my iPhone to talk on the phone and held it up to her ear upside down
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Wow .
829 : I miss ya ! and hope you have a good time in college and text me soon and hope you get locked outta your dorm room again fag ❤
It sucks not being able to drive , I'm about to ask my dad to take me to the barber shop in pleasentville
What _TWITTER-ENTITY_ sent me just now !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ your singing sounds beautiful .... lol
4 out of 5 men prefer a woman with a big ass . The 5th guy prefers the other 4 guys .
Grocery stores say it's a fire lane and there's no parking but guess who still parks infront of the doors
Only me and _TWITTER-ENTITY_ would get in trouble for taking a picture in the library
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ lmao and that right there is why I love you .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ yeah it is #imstilllaughing
No Lexi it is only Tuesday _TWITTER-ENTITY_
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ literally us though
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ LMFAO those are my legs
I told my mom to buy paper plates bc I was too lazy to do the dishes
We have to be racking up Chelsea's unread texts with our group chat
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ something else !!!
Me and _TWITTER-ENTITY_ snapchats > & gt ; & gt ;
last night , me & amp ; Chester were dancing & amp ; singing wrecking ball together .
Poor guy with the towel for a window .. and then it's raining too
Steve spurrier .
driving my hungover brothers around right now & gt ; #dead
Kevin knows every word to Ice Ice Baby , I can't
Im prob Gona post selfies a lot more since I got called an attention seeking scumbag by a stranger
I take some really serious shit not seriously at all . #laughitoff
Shout out to my neighbor for this delicious drink
I laugh at a lot of things but that definitely made me laugh I'm ready for a good night !
Having to leave Texas early tm instead of Sunday because me and Ashley don't know how to budget our money #whoops
so my friends in Austin have school today , suckers #drippin
\I came home to a picture of this girl on my mirror I don't even talk to " that is a struggle for sure bro #parentprobs "
I seriously love cuddling and the fact that my dogs are cuddling with me right now is perfect since I have no one to cuddle with
So is any of my sisters looking at a someone's page lol
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Just retweeted the video ! Hilarious
I would retweet that but then I would look gay lol .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ had me dying last night especially with that donk
Just punched Kayleigh in the face because I meant to show kait where my hanging plants were
Arkansas might just have the best punter and kicker in college football ... #LSU gotta go 99 1/2 yards for a score
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ soo how do you file a restraining order
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ lmfao Cisco no ! cash flow only or food .
5 year old zac just goes \what are YOU looking at " when a random boy came to play on the playground "
Vines of Jackie dancing on the wall She's having herself a good night
So many memories in the backseat
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ ummm no
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ haahahha ! that is too funny . we would always freak out on anyone who was in our seat .
These blonde jokes & gt ; & gt ; & gt ;
I'm enjoying I'd cap that waaaaay to much right now .
Someone in Korb be a good person and let Deverette into the building in the morning for Sydney if I don't hear my phone
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahahaha pretty awesome !!! Thx for asking Jason !!!
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ omg I'm dying . I just watched the video of you on Ry's iPad . So cute
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ stop tweeting while you're wasted
We're already supposed to be playing and were still on the bus ⚽
The fact that my room still smells like ganja and my mom didn't realize it or didn't realize the ashtray full >
Lmfao I'm so pissed now I have to go on the make up day ugh “ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ : _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ OMG ! ”
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Sowwwy , Aj Ate Them
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ lmao bites
I should probz go to bed considering I have softball at 8:30 tomorrow
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I can't even deal with you right now
lol _TWITTER-ENTITY_ all these tweets
Ha , real immature . Go ahead and block me . See if I really care .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ lmao ! Oh my god it's you with feathered hair !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahahah ! Omg that's a normal conversation in my house ...
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I'm joking
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ awe I miss you too
The text _TWITTER-ENTITY_ just sent to oomf
Lol I looked to see if it was before 5 o'clock to see if I could get me a $1 drink from Taco Bell
People get trashed on this show
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I just laughed soooo hard , mostly because Morgan had to read it
Feel so freaking bad for _TWITTER-ENTITY_ right now but god damn this is funny
Just cause you are a senior you act like your hot shit ? Laughing at you .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ tagged me on vine in a video with the caption ag someone who can't guard you " Lol wrong Josh homie "
Oh you're at the beach and you're drunk ? Join the club .
The state of 10 lakes
\ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ : The more pictures I take , the more I notice how ugly I am ""
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ bye omg I miss you hahaha
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ must of been goin to meet Peter at the park !!
In 6th grade at Fairfield , there was this guy ALL the girls liked . Looking at him now , He looks like a hippy who doesn't shower ✌
New study shows that smoking weed helps you lose weight
guess I have a rep at good ole Choctawwwwww
Still laughing at that screenshot of _TWITTER-ENTITY_ on snapchat ..
Lmao we scared the shit out of javaughn and Tyler they were triply
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ oh really cause the picture Jacob sent me was mighty fine with my face showing compared to my head down like yours
The entire school cleared out in less than 5 minutes
I still can't get over the fact that me and _TWITTER-ENTITY_ & amp ; our whole class will be 15 soon while _TWITTER-ENTITY_ is turning 14
Awkward when people post pictures on ig and pretend its them when it's not
Congratulations on your pineapple award ! Wait ... #CMAs #Ellen
is that really necessary
I'm having a hard time right now . I need to get it together !
Oh yeah I had homework
I still can't believe what happened .
fazolis lady asked Kyle if he's gonna sing to her cause he was singing when she opened her window
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ we don't go to Decatur
I think it's so funny that old people think they can say whatever they want just because your old . So rude .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ and thoughs boys from college
That last tweet made my night .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ says the one who showed up at church in camo with uggs
Oh god ... And the freaks come out tonight
So me , _TWITTER-ENTITY_ , _TWITTER-ENTITY_ , _TWITTER-ENTITY_ and _TWITTER-ENTITY_ totally made a hot or not account . And it's so addicting
#3words you'll get pregnant
Omg she's so immature get over your self
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ oh I see . Well if the cops ask I'll tell them you had no idea
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hey boo , maybe I can see your face soon ... I mean we only live a couple blocks away .. apparently in the ghetto too
My brother just stole my make up for his own use ........
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Scuse me , do dogs have brains like idk ? ✋
I love my Spanish class so much .
Then she was waiting for her uncle at the top , and he drove to the bottom
\Well I'm just gettin a few drinks before my haircut " #myfamily .. "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I DIDNT GO TO SLEEP YET
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ btw are you okay ?
Indians & amp ; cowboys . Lets make it Cowboys & amp ; Blacks _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahahahah hahahahaha
The people that work at Taco Bell our dancing .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ omfg your snap
I made it to Thursday the first time in 2 weeks
That text just made my night , more like , my day , or my week
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ LOL . Casey
The purge shit had me laughing the whole time
Making the boys sit in the back !! #SorryButItsMyTruck
Identity Thief _TWITTER-ENTITY_ was 100% right
S/o to _TWITTER-ENTITY_ for attempting to get me to understand how fantasy football works ! #i'madummie
So my music was playing and I found out I was listening to drake , took me a minute because I was in space but I threw my phone
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ if any one else saw them they would be disgusted or laughed till they cried . But that's ok !
Ryan just fell up the stairs
Don't like me ? Join the club bc I don't like me either .
They are all hyper .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you won't do crap .
Always giving relationship advice , and yet I'm not really good at relationships .
Casually moving into _TWITTER-ENTITY_ to built a robot #shhhhh they won't know
Saw a baseball team walking into my hotel & amp ; every single one had a pillow pet . And y'all call soccer players gay ?
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahahaha I would've died if you weren't with me
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I know one thing for sure ! You wouldn't be getting any play !!!
That would have been over with in 2.5 seconds
These subway snapchats are killing me .
why is _TWITTER-ENTITY_ so obsessed with _TWITTER-ENTITY_ ? #KUWTK
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ right !?
Bum day to the max
Rebel Wilson is hilarious !
\Fuck society , you're a mermaid . " _TWITTER-ENTITY_ "
I mean , you're weird . I call BS on that !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ that's how bad I crave one . It's way past fucking . It's ducking \definitely fucking " "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ \I wanna go see chexas tainsaw " "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ not the lady the music
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ ohhhh boy ! it will be
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahahahaha might be the funniest thing you've ever said !
Oh you know it's 3:40 in the morning and we are just now getting in bed ! awh I love my bff _TWITTER-ENTITY_
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I've done that many many times
So _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ and _TWITTER-ENTITY_ all cousins ? Small world met all 3 of em randomly this year
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you're such a bitch
Your never to old to chase down the icecream truck !
I thought this time was different ?
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ HA . You aint even knooo .
\ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ : Hahahaha _TWITTER-ENTITY_ is too funny " gettin kicked out of after schools is my hobbie "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ too funny !!
Matt Pitt , what a joke .
Still scared to drink energy drinks in front of my mom lmao
Gina & gt ; & gt ; & gt ; hahahha
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ bow wow wow I'm deeeerek and I can sing hiiighighhighhhh #werock
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ thanks boo
\I'm still in that stage where my dog is my boyfriend " _TWITTER-ENTITY_ "
You dated my brother like 2 fucking years ago and you're jealous that he's kissing someone in his insta picture #Dying #YoureCute
My sister won a wedding dress for this contest she applied for online and she's not even getting married .. Okay Emily
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ well I'm laying in bed here , Clinton's playing his war game loser . and I miss you , mom , dad . the cats , and ruby ! ❤️❤️
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ just made my night !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ KAY COME GET ME
South Park cracks me up
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I'm so proud of you
I'm so glad that I'm not super close with that many girls . Way too much hypocrites out there
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ omg haha that was so funny
omg I'm so pathetic
Like that's how bored i am right now
Our shuttle driver talks like Kat Williams ! #hilarious
Just watched the the end of notorious with my mom , she's and OG
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ shut up
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ The gay leprechaun lyric tho !!
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ no it was really funny but I didn't laugh so I was nice !
Got to get down on my friday
It makes me laugh when rowdy people come in Westco . They're like kids in a candy store .
I think I'm going to wear my sweater with a zebra on it at work in the morning . I mean that's festive right ?
\Do ever just want every girl and then realize you can't have every girl ? " - _TWITTER-ENTITY_ "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ that too lynds
Watching a 6 and 8 year old twerk on the wall .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I was a hottie with a body !
Guy introduces himself as a etired vet animal person " #what "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ got'em
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ otherwise I would
You favorited my tweet ..... well .... I accept your invitation for sex
This is not a good time
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you've obviously never met Kane little kids are the besttttttt . Ask them to play dodgeball and nail em with the ball
Pa said hes gonna call the police on Vicki
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ I think this means were getting old !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ And you wonder why you can't sleep at night !
Maurie is practically my sister . She stays at my house every night . Haha . _TWITTER-ENTITY_
I definitely just burst Rex's bubble
Hmm let's see how far this last !! I have a feeling someone's gonna crack
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ if anyone were to wear those 10 outta 10 would bang
Currently cuddling with my sister on her bed ..
I got my boyfriend a beer and he highfived me I love him
I really shouldn't be allowed to decorate the Christmas tree because I end up breaking all the ornaments
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ idk holly and I are thinking of getting one when she turns 18
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ they flipped out when they floundered out he was a guy !
You ever argue with somebody that's soooo ugly I did & amp ; all I could do was laugh like itch really " "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you were trying so hard to keep up
Shouldn't be allowed to zoom in on pics wow
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ if we can get our stuff together ..
S/o to _TWITTER-ENTITY_ for being funny as hell
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ shit was so funny last night .
Seriously just about died
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ ahhh she just told on you ... I can see that tori beat you up she's a beast . Hahahahaha
Bunch of stoners in my Spanish class can't stop laughing .
My girlfriend isn't afraid to tell me anything
Deadass just sat at a red light for 10 min
Omg the time I got mat burn all over my face at cheerleading and it scabbed and everything _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ lol that relationship lasted like half a day
Okay . I over exaggerated .
Mall , Applebee's , and sleepover with my girls tonight ! _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ singing to us > & gt ; & gt ; #dead hahah
Lol you're a little player . #whatever
I completely forgot that Lucy and Linus had a little brother named Rerun ! LMAOO
My horse gets so mad when I watch him eat
Lol , you've gotten so big .
When I tell my mom I don't want mcdonalds for once , she asked me if I was positive
joke I was actually brushing my teeth
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ ALWAYS a good idea .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ omg bye .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you did so good
Hit that bitch up . #ohmygod
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ lmao . you couldn't leave study hall and I could
Sleep in or actually try to look nice today ... The morning debates of a girl ...
Is that a joke
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ can't . stop . laughing
While listening to Catherine's letter , \Gag me . This is putrid . " _TWITTER-ENTITY_ "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ text me I gotta tell you something !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ she's sleeping I delete all my bad tweets before I go to bed
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ gettin it on these vines tonight
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ close your mouth then
He went out like a champ though
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ needs to seriously fix his autocorrect
Did Gillian really just get a lunchables ...
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ didn't ask , just wanted to let you know I sent it .
That water fight between me and Joe > & gt ; & gt ; & gt ; & gt ;
I wish I could convince Brendan's mom to get me outta school early tomorrow
I attacked Rachel .
I haven't eaten all day . I'm so lazy and don't even feel like making anything .
The beginning of 50 first fates will forever be one of the best beginnings ever
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Ty Ty #tbt MISS YOU !!
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Awww I'm so sowwy
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ flattered = shit yourself ?
I know he wants a bagged s10
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ obviously were so ugly but were more successful
The real question of the day is why did my high school basketball coach just text me at 4:20 in the morning
Honestly you can't make this shit up ...
Except yannoooooo the Hott ones
Just dropped my phone and screamed so loud probably should put my case back on ...
okay nvmd idk for sure #tmlt
\Hey Brian , you wanna get the rock outta here ? " " Rock yeah " . "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ oh I don't care ! I was just pointing it out !
Welll i think someone stole the bowl
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ HES ALIVE
Oh shit they're in a legit fight and it's wicked funny
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ not a rumor
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ dang we haven't even had Halloween yet #judginggg
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ haha just be safe ! Don't want that to happen like last time !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you might learn that I'm those two things .
#InMiddleSchool I always played tackle football with the guys and I accidentally cracked Jon and he was leaaaakinnnnggg
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ it was there idea to get married !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you may want to change your password
Mine and #oomf ' s conversation right now & gt ; & gt ; & gt ; & gt ; & gt ;
watching ted with my grandma
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ so you're a lawfin
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ thanks for letting me know
What me an Chelsey Google
I'm bored so the only reasonable thing to do is blow up my friends ' with snapchats sorrynotsorry _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_
I really hate you _TWITTER-ENTITY_
You would have loved it
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ he's always been tall
The news I just heard
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I love you omfg
it's too late for me . on life .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I'm laughing so hard right now omg
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ and I apparently smoked it with her Hahahaha
I swear after people watched furious 6 , they be driving out the theater like they were in the movie
lake street soccer fields , bring back ohhh so many memories . _TWITTER-ENTITY_ #barbesoccer
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ this is strangely amusing
He's never given his kid a bath , can't put his shoes on , or install a car seat .... But thinks he's gonna get custody of his kid lol
I can't joke around at all , I always end up getting pissed
I'd ride Durant too ..
Should I pick up brandie tomorrow or make her take the bus ?
\Dawn bugee ... That's a terrible fucking name " hahahahahah #identitythief "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ call me mr. Big dick i can make your bed rock girl
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ we have a good 50 of those ...
You know when people tweet aton in the day time they're bored as shit
“ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ : Having math in the morning is a problem because I can't comprehend anything that early”
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you're the second person that did that lol it's okay .
Brynne is talking in her sleep
Charged my iPhone just to snap chat since my galaxy decided it doesn't want to load snap chat
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ bum ass
I love _TWITTER-ENTITY_ and her tweets .
Yall know coral reefs can stretch hundreds of miles ?. What in the world am i watching ?
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ that's hilarious
Is this real life ? $850 ticket lowered to $50 ?!
This is just getting COCKWARD _TWITTER-ENTITY_
I don't know how the previous vet we saw missed that HUGE detail . I can't believe it Time to rename my little BOY !
I Dare you to kiss the prettiest girl in the room & amp ; you notice I said girl cause I would smoke all you bitches -Patrick
Haha having a hard time there buddy
Just saw one of my tweets from June ... Holy fuck I cant
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you answer that ..
What if someone pretended to propose today but the girl thought the guy was serious and said yes lol that'd suck
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ of course you are
I love watching people watch Babel for the first time cause when the Chinese girl shows her bush I fucking die
\You and your older sister look alike " Yeah , we're just that cool _TWITTER-ENTITY_ #TwinTweet "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ when I told Justin that I was giving him to you all he did was hhhhw ..... Okay " "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ give them to me when u remember lmaoooo
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you're like 600 miles away
This is actually really funny .
When my dad drove a Titan
What'd really be epic if 5SOS crashed the Teen Choice Awards .... Now that would be hilarious . #tcas
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ happy Dads Day bob ! Maybe today donna will put toothpaste on his toothbrush like he did for her for yrs until he did it wrong lol
Adventuring to a sex shop with _TWITTER-ENTITY_
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ that's what I'm hoping for too lol . No Black Friday deals on drugs today ppl GO HOME !!
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Are you a keyboard ? Cause you're just my type .
Wednesday and Thursday I'm going to try to look cute
I am horrible at giving advice ... I mean my advice just never logically makes since ! _TWITTER-ENTITY_
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ oh for sure ... Got to hand out some confidence , or ill just come off creepy liking every single one
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ and I ARE THE DUMBEST BITCHES MAN like what the fuck even ..
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I would in a minute
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ my nigga had the Afro
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ that's impossible . I have to be at work in an hour . Can I jut borrow some of yours ?
I feel like autumn just likes to fight so I tell her she's right
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ swear I was about to say the same thing lol !
#0FactsAboutMe half of my pictures are of me and Jill
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ lol you had an accident
“ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ : If I'm attracted to you , I'll probably act awkward around you . ” _TWITTER-ENTITY_ THIS IS US OMG
I think its hilarious when my aunts try to be hip on social media
I love watching the tweets between _TWITTER-ENTITY_ and _TWITTER-ENTITY_
Ohhhhhh boy , someone's not gonna be too happy when they wake up and check their text messages . Oh well .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I opened twitter and this was the first thing I saw
Another customer told me I look like drake today
it's funny seeing the hockey boys with long bleached hair and black eyebrows
Was kinda intimidated by all those great dancers tonight _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_
I love that feeling when I do my homework lol I walk into class happy as shit and whip it out without the teacher even asking
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ so many people came up to me asking if we were actually fighting today . Lolol I was like nah , she's my boo boo
Most if my snap chats today consisted of my cat cause I feel to fat at the moment
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ so is anyone who likes Obama
I somehow acquired a red water bottle last night . ❤ #BucketList
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ miss you drew
I'm the type of girl you could take home to your mom .. Now she is the type of girl you would find on the corner of vine street lol
I just got a text saying I need to control _TWITTER-ENTITY_
I can't stop laughing when he talks
When I fell asleep in the scope room yesterday ..
it seems like you're reaaaadddyyy
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ BARS !!
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ ilyt & amp ; ik ! I was at the top of the stands then when we got dismissed i got out as fast as i could
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ me too but my hair doesn't turn out that good
Oh my gosh , I'm one funny ass bitch . I can't even deal right now .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I went for like a month straight last month and you were MIA you probably sit there on the elliptical the entire time #MrSofty
Jesus _TWITTER-ENTITY_ has the best snapchats known to man
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ definitely needed that before I make my presentation next class !!
The picture of _TWITTER-ENTITY_ cramping in football
\I have sand in places , sand should never be . " - little sister . #screwed #fml "
Dumb and Dumber never gets old
I had a dream that _TWITTER-ENTITY_ and _TWITTER-ENTITY_ were sleeping over my house wahh miss you guys
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I know !!! And I'm not even moving away anymore so I'm stuck there
I love stiles
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I'm an idiot
I'm just running around my house screaming☺
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I was about to tweet at you !!! We can be forever friends !!!
The drive from team dinner is always fun because we all hang out of our cars and wave at each other
Not even gonna say anything
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ oh lol I was just doing the psych and I was wishing I was creative too
Watching white chicks with the mom and bro
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ does anyone have that pic of me with that hat I had on that night
“ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ : White people are creative with their costumes . Black people work with what's already in their closet” so weak right now
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ like forget the gym I lift humans for a living
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ haha I'm pretending to clean my room .. Just kidding I'm laying on my bed
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ same with cutler
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ tailer , how dRe you . We hit the dance floor so hard
As a twenty three year old I have dealt with credit card fraud and taken a three hour nap . #sodifferent #sothisisadulthood
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ yep , just pissed myself
\I can't tell if that's a girl or a redneck . " #onlyelizabeth "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ lmao !! quit
I've been testing you for a week now and literally you're failing #nowleave
Aaaaand after checking my bank accounts I lied ..... I'm done shopping for people .... kill me now ...
Bobo appeared out of nowhere
Listening to all the boys in my study hall is killing me
I ship Lesley Kagle
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ ew you're a loser
Lololololol well aren't you stooping to an all time low
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ funniest thing of my life . lemme see that pic !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ how did you know Margs ? #CarrotLife
does anyone wanna hangout
This mom on this movie Is a killjoy wtf she's not letting her high school kids drink caffeine on school nights
Being the fifth wheel at kassidys , guess I'll cuddle with ava
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ not you .
lmao i really just got yelled at for eing up past my bedtime " .. literally treated like a five yr old "
Do you like to draw ? Cause I put the D in raw
Just heard some ladies say one pair of jeans is PLENTY to own . I have one closet of jeans , does that count ?
god hates us // avenged sevenfold . the song of my entire life✋
Westlake kids can talk all the trash they want but when the Newbury kids pull the phone card #gotmerollin #stillgotloveforyawestlake
So my boss told me that she has two boyfriends & amp ; that I'm young and need to have fun I love her
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahah yeah I call him cotton #longstory
LOLING AT YOUR STUPIDITY
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ lmao what a loser & amp ; word that's my baby lol he's at my bus stop ! But no your not allowed too leave but why you leaving ?
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ just made my night 10 times better✋ lol FTB
Errybody thirsty for the texts tonight , yet no one texts me still ...
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Lmao your texts #makemyday
The happy valentines day snapchat I got from _TWITTER-ENTITY_ & gt ; & gt ; & gt ; & gt ; & gt ;
If anyone just witnessed my mom trying to kill a spider on my ceiling they would probably pee their pants .
I like your pointy toe boots
When one of the second graders I teach on Tuesdays is playing with my foot while I'm ready to the class
Sam and Julia need to stop .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I can't even handle this pic
I'm still turnt
The fact that Brutus is still alive ..... _TWITTER-ENTITY_
That awkward moment when you don't even recognize your own car symbol .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ HAHAHAH omg this is perfect !
Caden just told me that mom was wrapping Christmas presents last night and I got some clothes
Last night was actually a shit show we went with 12 people and only came home with 3 how does that even happen
You mess with one , you got us all _TWITTER-ENTITY_
Oh . My . God . The dream I just remembered .
the new york giants are terrible
My moms boyfriend came up in my room to talk to me and he told me he thinks he smells a skunk outside . hahahahaha oh my god #dead
just heard the voicemail we left king Barry . _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I so would , he's funny
When Jaycee don't stop crying I put the sweeper on & amp ; she shuts up
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ oh gosh we were pros at it .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ what a crazy night
Guys . I come home tomorrow .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ was just locked out of her house
I'll eat monopoly and shit out connect 4
tbh _TWITTER-ENTITY_ is the only reason im not still in middle school
\They're just ugly people " - _TWITTER-ENTITY_ HAHAHA "
You're still just as ridiculous .
When vine got a front camera , everyone made pointless vines including me
Margaux's been stranded all weekend
The amount of coffee/energy drinks I will consume this week is so unhealthy it's actually scary .
I hate the boy so much . ✋
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ my personal favorite \Arndt brothers on the football team marry me ! " .. Last time I checked your dads were brothers "
I didn't know it was possible to get lost in Boone _TWITTER-ENTITY_
So glad to be going into work an hour later . Instead of waking up at 4 I can wake up at 5 ☺
Shamoo lookin ass
Layin out all day till the sun goes down .... #floridalife #IMeanSchoolComesFirst .....
Some of the snapchats I send _TWITTER-ENTITY_ are quite horrifying
WHAT THE HELL
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ with his damn child in the car seat
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you don't mean that ! I just laugh the whole time ! It's hilarious
It was cold all summer until now
\My name is Alena now . Try that " "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ i was stalking you
im fat and i got bad parents
It is funny !! And u wrong for them \many losses " "
Im serenading Austin
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ Lexia youre annoying but thank you .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you can praise me all you want , I'm not complaining
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ not next week . The week after . It's gun be like 3 people in the class
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ love you girl❤
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahahahahahahaha oh my goodness I'm so attractive . Why the boys aren't all over me is beside me ?
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you sure don't think it's bad now
Even though I'm single as fuck
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahah I don't even know where slabtown is must've just passed through
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahah I'm surprised we haven't been kicked out of the hotel yet
School is probably dead today without us . _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_
Me and Bryce will forever be twinkies I'm just the black girl version of him .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ they have great vacations for people who work there
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ what the fuck is that .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ has goofy jokes
I totally forgot about 8th grade omfg . In history , that was terrible
I really hope people don't take half the shit I tweet bout serious . I'm probably one of the funniest and most sarcastic people I know .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ this whole conversation just cracked me up
Lol I get selfie snapchats from everyone but _TWITTER-ENTITY_ saying merry Christmas , her snap chat was food
Mollyyy and her snapchat faces
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahahah too funny tell him I said hey !
I'm gonna win .. Try me !
When someone favorites one of my tweets and it was a subtweet about them & gt ; #retard
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ she's a legit freak show she deserves her spot
What is he wearing ??
Found out who my real friends are
can you say obsessed much ?
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I know you've being waiting for this these months sorry
Last football season .....
That experience in Mr. B's class
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ goddamn that was ill
Who remembers when I chased chocolate milk with vodka at Kathryn's bad night
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ I went to Matt's and finally got a quesadilla
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ yes !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Thats Good Then . Bc There Are Still Good Girls Out Here .
My moms bf just told me I run dis shit , talking about me not letting my dad borrow my car
Oh damn that's lady gaga of course she can't go through the whole night without wearing something abnormal
Stripped through the first 5 years of farmin , barely made it boys baha ! #shitcodysays #malestripperrighthere
I look sooo freaking awkward in snapchats
My hairdresser just called herself Pistol Packin Patty #imdying
That math placement test
My girlfriend > . _TWITTER-ENTITY_
I moved a year ago and you're still talking about me ? I forgot your name the day after I moved #getalife
Why would I hate you ..
Thought it was big foot
All the snap chat videos I got last night ! Bahahaha ! #crazygirls #guyswhothinktheycandance
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ he say he has no hostess we do want to help .
Omg I can't with Taylor Swift tonight lololol .... She is too much
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you know , just the best ever ✋
So Andre is in the shower probably fucking hailey and Ethan and I are just chillin on the couch
were drivin in circles already
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ omggggg I love you . this is the truest thing ever
amahd is the cutest .. he's so into this video game rn
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ ain't that the truth
Bahah I've so sent a naked old lady pic once . Needless to say the guy never asked me for another pic . #GirlCode
That's seriously pathetic .
Now that I can drive , I need to learn the belt way a little better idk how too get to gb
One time me and Marykate had this brilliant idea to get on a train and go to New York by ourselves without telling anyone
Protein shake and homework ? Feels like college all over again . The shitI do
At the commons for the first time all semester
Most people can't get out of bed on Mondays . I feel like that's me everyday . I hate school .
Getting blood taken today O what a feeling
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahaha I was too !!!!
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ there is a black women on tv that looks like you
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I meant I can't for in the future I'm not actually going this year that'd be weird
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ well maybe you shouldn't drink so much lol and that won't happen hehe
\Have you ever had a senior sandwich ? " Haha "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ omg just stay , I'm coming back in like 3 more hours hahaha
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I still have our baton from the 4x2 at conference
I think Russo has said goodnight to me at least 4 or 5 times so far tonight and he continues to keep texting me afterwards
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ lmfao . Ima just hope the Beatles help me out with this poster
Boom sniper kill _TWITTER-ENTITY_
Who names their child Randy in this day & amp ; age ? #onlyinalabama
It would be cool if someone came to the Wine Festival and watched the fireworks with me ... Too bad I'm ugly .
The fact that bogey has a snapchat now
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ bye Calvin
Kathleen thought dune was spelt doon
I tried doing that to a couple the other day & amp ; they wouldn't let go of their hands so they just awkwardly walked past me .
I think _TWITTER-ENTITY_ needs to stay at home for awhile #stayouttatrouble
Kelsey is going to get raped
I will get Torandis back for that pic ... one day hahahahahahahahah
Caleb and Marissa are on the same bus
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ when the teacher isn't looking , hit it ...
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahahajaahah we lived at food places
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ goodnight text * and yes I'm talking to myself
How do you fix a broken tuba ? With a tuba glue .
Just got toothpaste in my eye I don't know how , but it burnt really bad !
Justus DMed me and then got on my twitter and replied to himself because I fell asleep
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I don't think so
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ until Monday silly
i remember when i used to hang w ambaaa alll the time
\One time my old dog watched " "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I could barely hold my phone still
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hes seriously being so funny .. I was like dude whats wrong with your hair and he got pissed and was like I'm an evil scientist
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ it was probably Orlando
Ear for a foot , Wiener fingers . _TWITTER-ENTITY_
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ lmao guess who I talked to today ?
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I need to find more videos for you .
My dog wants to jump on the couch so bad .
wow I'm funny
\You've been put on the naughty list " _TWITTER-ENTITY_ "
' coach , if the bird ain't ready to fly don't push it out the nest '
Missing my cousins _TWITTER-ENTITY_ and Nolan because I'm watching the water boy and thinking about Nolan's Adam Sandler impression
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahaha yess ! I knew who it was about before I even saw the tweet
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahahahaha id like come home from school and run up in my room and that's all I would do
No you need help
Snowball fight with my little brother and lil sister ☺️❄️
S\O to my boyfriends for the night that saved my life
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahahaha sitting in kirkutis ' class bitching bc I couldn't drive my stick shift
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I know I'm already preparing myself .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I always stop to see if someone said my name in a tweet
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ I just LOLed . For real .
\I've seen so many I'd like to " explore " " _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ "
Shawn seriously thinks he looks like T.I.
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahahaha that doesn't surprise me at all
I am literally crying from laughing at the conversation _TWITTER-ENTITY_ and I are having right now . #OMG
If your a girl and every other girl hates there's a damn reason !
Just gave my second and last LuLu Review to the one and only #WillSeeRomComs
\I live for applesauce , applesauce , applesauce . I live for applesauce , live for applesauce " ok dad "
This kid studied for a week and I studied the night before and still got a better grade he's pissed lmao
Oh , you're finally getting a job ?
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ haahhahaah true
No . Just no .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I'm just Truman figure where I was during all this
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I'm the exact same way haha
What is life right now
I got a little too drunk after graduation .. Wow
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I just remember you cracking up in EVERY single one
“ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ : _TWITTER-ENTITY_ I'll be the judge of that . ” if you come to a football game , I'll bring you some lolol .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ lol it's not a blessing it's a hassle
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Yeah next yr count me in . Too much work travel this summer to commit . Saw your rankings on the website brandon not playing ?
I'm used to it
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Looks like the princess of C.O.G.I.C in her Avi !
\If all I have to do to get candy is hang out in a van , I am now all about vans " #snl "
My mom and my aunt are gossiping about their old high school stuff on the phone
\Brandon I'm proud of you , maybe now our Internet will be faster " "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I got busy the rest of my life
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ i didn't even notice it till like 5 minutes ago ..
I remember when jade almost wrecked my truck , but I did that myself
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ yessss ,
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ calm your tits skylerrrr . ✋
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ obviously not or you wouldn't be on twitter .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ what about july ?
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ wtf you'll be getting Christmas money in two days
I would say god bless you but looks like he already has ! #NCYC
the ups guy just almost busted his ass on my drive way
Turning off my read message thing was the bet idea I've made all day
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ she's all hyped up on Mt . Dew
Other slut !
Little 5 year olds hittin on sav and I at the corner store
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ oh ... I wasn't saying I agreed with the person ... awk
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ idk why this made me laugh so hard
I mean come on . They're losing by 20
He'smazing " ? Gives you butterflies ? Funny how he still gettin me , and tells me I'm the best , and that he loves me . You're a downgrade ! "
To be honest . I haven't learned my lesson from picking my friends over my boyfriend . Like if they don't like you .. idk buddy
My grandma just said \Mark Waldorff " is a good actor I think she meant Mark Wahlberg . _TWITTER-ENTITY_ "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ i just left cape
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ haha it was kustom something !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ it's been a while since I seem you
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I mean is there an emotion for both ?!?!?!
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I got one in Mohr's class for taking too long in the bathroom it was insane like its a crime or something it was insane
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ That just happened to me I've been sitting here for ten minutes waiting for it to come back on
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I LOVE RAPE SLOTH
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ this made my day ! I miss your sassy comment at lunch
Listening to boys talk about cars
the guy in the Barnes and Noble commercial reminds me of Tiffinie
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ but the best is when y'all used your face for your travel company
Shouts out to _TWITTER-ENTITY_ for getting her wisdom teeth pulled out and then snap chatting me
I am so bad at dancing
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ story of my life
Literally every hockey player in WM is trash except the ones on my team
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ we'd never ever get along in person then #sadday
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I mean if it's still there I'll be right over
Sheeeetz runs with mason are the best
Barely June and they already have 4th of July stuff out
baha nila's dad was even embarrassed about her tweet last night
I remember when Megan's dad asked if I was pregnant cause I ate a whole jar of pickles last time I was over here . Lls like NO !
OMG Chris Delia's super explicit plus also very beautiful version of mirrors vine holy crap
HAHA OMG did anyone else just see the girl dancing on Ellen eat shit ?!
“ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ : If I had a free chance to knock anyone out I'm sure we all know who it would be ”me
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Look at his penis !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I just don't understand it , so I hold off as long as possible
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I need to get a life ? Your the single 18 year old arguing with a 16 year old on twitter who takes pictures of 14 year olds
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ not really a holiday buddy ...
Watching Quentin read tweets & gt ; & gt ; & gt ;
Idk if anything will be funnier than the asian man dancing when he got out of the hot tub at 24 hour fitness _TWITTER-ENTITY_
So when I post a picture of my makeup on Instagram I get 42 likes but when I post a picture of me I only get 10 ....
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ omg I'm done
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ that's what David said
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ the nanny is a good show
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I know
Cheyenne just got us a taxi by standing on the side of her road snapping her fingers saying taxi taxi
Wtf go away stop smiling at me . Ewww !
The gas station clerk asked for my number
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ Hahahahaha Poor thing !
Day one of finals studying
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I love you too bae
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ my life is so funny
What do you get when two giraffes collide ? A giraffic jam _TWITTER-ENTITY_
everyone's so different from last year
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I miss you too
This movie reminds me so much of Abigail !
My dad likes the song royal by lourdes
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I don't actually
only wrapped 2 presents last night before I fell asleep .. Spose I can attempt it again after work , thankfully Koda offered to help ! ..
I could consider living in Wichita only if _TWITTER-ENTITY_ wins at the casino . #GoWinMamaSomeMonay
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ aren't you like two hours away ?
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ who you talking to ?
\I wish I was a bird , they don't have to worry about school , money ... Only worry is food which is found basically everywhere . " _TWITTER-ENTITY_ "
my mom wants me to show my brother my study skills , what study skills ?
\queen my dishes please " that commerical gets me everytime "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ that group message though
- you are gorgeous , we have to hangout soon , oh and hopefully neither of us have classes with cat woman
I wish I could video tapes my brothers and great grandma they are just so funny , they would make a great tv show
Some kid just secretly poured a shot of wine for extreme tippy cup . #okay
He's washing his ass in the sink
Me Kenz & amp ; Heffy are for real dying at vines right now . Like omg I can't
She could see the outline
This hair though hahaha
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ if you dont do your project , you'll get an ' F ' . ' F ' stands for failure . You dont wanna be a failure ... Do you ?
copy and paste always works
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ that one time you stayed at my crib and almost died in the midst of the night cause you couldn't breathe
brees thirsty af for darren
When Stevie from family guy said MOMIEE _TWITTER-ENTITY_
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ sorry no can do get over it
and I find it pretty damn funny
Poor Santa only gets to come once a year
Hahaha you're a bunch of LIES
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I'm eating my awkwardness away rn so here comes the food baby
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I'm joking , calm yourself
sam & cat is so funny ..
Leave it to me fall at the mall #wetfloor
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ and I have the best conversations #BrosForLife
I love my families group message , my dad and his texting & gt ; & gt ; & gt ;
HE OBVIOUSLY DOESNT LIKE YOUQUIT TEXTING HIM & amp ; ASKIN IF HE DOES #thirstisreal
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ thank you
Be you won't do it
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I know
cam has ever say never " on repeat and wants long hair . im doneeee "
Damn still on it . aha . _TWITTER-ENTITY_
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ what is with the ignorance like I didn't even insult you personally like tf
God , I love people . Thank you for giving me a great laugh tonight .
The whole hotel is rearranged to accommodate my family
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ I mean we can try but I don't think we will get that far
what my aunt said earlier
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ or just close early then blackie shows up and everything's closed haha
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I'm guessing you saw me ...
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ stalker ...
Super fun minecraft sesh with _TWITTER-ENTITY_ was a success !
Two boys on a moped snuggling extremely close to stay warm .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ just accidentally pomped her straw wrapper #homecomingprobs
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you obviously think I'm kidding
Some of my tweets thoooo .
Even the news anchors are ripping on the Marlins
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ all i got to do is wait till 3:00 central to get home fuck you long bus rides
I just don't like how they play
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ one hit of the finest acid and we'll all be dreamin #jkimcool #hugsnotdrugs
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ how dare you ?! He would do it for you !!!!
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ dyke dyke dyke
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ lmfao !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ that looks like a brain freeze face , too bad you have no milkshake
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ honestly , but oh well I'm not complaining at least I'm getting presents
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ lmfao I hope that pizza was good
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ atleast my mom doesnt call me babe ...
\Show peace around the world " WHAT JESSIE WHAT ?! "
Karen is probably the blondest Mexican I know
my parents are out of town and I'm home before curfew for the first time in months . #WhatAmIDoing
I scared the crap outta Nicole
What I told Avery today & gt ; & gt ; & gt ; PRICELESS
Jami jus said Chris Powell is amazeballs #ExtremeWeightLoss
The way she slid that across the table to me was beautiful .
I couldnt walk in a straight line tonight , idk why ?
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ EF NO !
Is that you romo ?
#IfWeDate I won't ignore you , and you will always be able to get ahold of me .
Mine and _TWITTER-ENTITY_ conversation right now and our snapchat videos > & gt ; & gt ; making my night
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ IT'S ALSO EMBARRASSING THAT U TAGGED YOURSELF IN THAT TWEET
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ she would be in such a bad mood
when ugly people call someone else ugly .. I'm just like .. \Bishh you have no room to talk ""
That was the first time I've gotten told that I looked older than 18
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ speaking of dark , look at the pic I just tweeted
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ jacking off with the right hand scrolling with the left pfffffff
I think my mom likes Denilynn again
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ she already knows ...
\Omg I'm about to punch my phone charger in the face " - _TWITTER-ENTITY_ phone chargers don't have faces "
\Ace " ... The name my dad calls me instead of calling me a dumbass "
I don't give one shit , two shits , red shits , or blue shits ....
Mean and my girls just smasheddd those wings
cookies and new purses & gt ; & gt ; & gt ; & gt ; & gt ; friends oh fuck . this is what my life has come to .
\She looks like a troll that had sex with a foot . She is FUGLY " anonymous "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ that would be the best 30 seconds of my life
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ thank you ! Then we can creep on \her " pictures "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ it comes on all night ! This means I'll watch it 7 times
Of course ✂️
Campus is a complete riot right now
i didn't know i got unfriended bc i like black boys better than white boys !
I asked Mrs. Kinnear if I could move to the front of the room today because I'm having a hard time seeing far away . She said no ?
Colin's to cool for me . He smokes weed so it makes him cool .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahaha . Okay
\ you ain't ever seen a set on a dog like this Clark " . #christmasVacation "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I'm honored
GUYS my roommate from hell unfriended me on facebook ✌ #byebitch
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ my life
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ that's so funny give him peanut butter !
All these old school pornos on tv
\ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ : #elementaryschoolconfessions i used to think _TWITTER-ENTITY_ was the coolest chick on the playground " HAHA well obviously "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ probably the funniest thing I've ever seen
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ confused to why I look like a straight crack head
My cat had kitties but we can't find the kitties
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ I read this wrong at first
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ Duhhh I mean I guess w wet isn't want to be her friend too
Just watched two Asian kids take a cab back from mcdonalds
I was waiting for someone to say Ronaldo was better than Messi because he scored a hat trick , but then Messi scores 4
Gonna go back to bed lame ass fu !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ a ford escape ! It's SO much better than my other POS . My boy toy is still awesome ! ☺ How's your boy toy ??
Since when did my est friends " on Snapchat have anything too do with you Grow up girlfriend . "
It's too hot in my house so I'm going to get ice cream ... By myself ✌
\For someone who claims to be sexy you seem to be a huge liar " "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I was looking for that exact one ...
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ Mac you're too ratchet , like damn
God you're cocky and don't even have a reason to be ..
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you're such an asshole ✋
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ cines & gt ; & gt ; & gt ; & gt ; #LOL
You are now fired . #TheyDontPlay #Niceknowingyou
Hope everyone has a McGood day !
I love watching elf
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ shit . I'm done you win
well !! go anyway !! we have a test ! _TWITTER-ENTITY_
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahahahahahahahahahahhaha !!!! Love it !
I think I just cried .. But I don't remember ?
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ he looks like a yuppie dressed up as a \cowboy " "
I've got this ice box where my car used to be
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you're a tool !
I can't even listen to \She's Country " by Jason Aldean without wanting to throw up in my mouth !! _TWITTER-ENTITY_ #icant #eww "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I had to out that out there !
Sometimes I am so funny , I can't even handle myself #sorrynotsorry
i locked my door last night because i was scared ...
Hope Braxton Miller blocks me
\He's attractive but the ultimate question is does he have a big dick or not ? " _TWITTER-ENTITY_ "
dear lord mommom is going crazy
What a night
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ we on dat gooood kush & amp ; alcohol love you !!
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ no .................. lmao
\I'm 18 years old I can do whatever the fuck I want " Nicole's sister aka what we all thought at that age #loveyoukris "
GOSH DAMMIT LITTLE NICKY IS STILL SO FUCKING FUNNY
So who wants to drive me home from Boston right now ... Any takers
Me , Taylor , and Carly have had the best night in a long time . great memories have been made !
\At least she didn't see his tick tac dick , " Allison . "
I love Brandon \just tell him you'll bite his dick " like what ? "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ ugh no you demons . But did you do the science packet ?
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Mr. George says it all the time now
Tim just asked me if I was going hunting .... sorry to disappoint dude ..
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ you don't even understand how funny that shit was
Bumpin ' to N'SYNC in the TBell drive thru line with _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ and _TWITTER-ENTITY_
My mom just told me I can't take a shower , because I might get struck by lightning !! #Oh
before everyone flips shit about homecoming we should actually get through a full week of school ...
The pic I just sent _TWITTER-ENTITY_
Skylar trying to hook me up with his friend .... Haha yea ! That's gonna happen #sarcasm
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ LMFAO you just explained my life
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ isn't that great ?
Dad- \I'd like to just get in the Toyota & amp ; drive off to the Klondike . " .... k den no more Gold Rush for you . "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ You've gotta see me
You can tell _TWITTER-ENTITY_ has only had one job because I've had to give her a play by play
I love when mom tells me about her college experience , she was like a totally different person !
While you guys are bitching about the vmas . _TWITTER-ENTITY_ and I are just ranting to each other
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ quoting the grinch today & gt ; & gt ;
I'm kind of in love with this soda stream ... I'm pathetic
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Bandwagon fan probs #justkidding
I have the best roommate she'll leave if a boy comes over , even if the dude never comes .... _TWITTER-ENTITY_
I really don't get why it's impossible for me to put on underwear with any kind of lace without putting my finger through it pulling it up
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Only normal picture ever
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ she mends to learn about my heritage lol #Roots
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Don't talk about it , be about it playa ! She won't do anything . She Scurrred #SorryBoutIt
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I done that getting off te bus
Kori freaking attacked me when she saw me yesterday at recruit day good lord I've missed her
Lolololol , you can't even talk
good talks !!! Good times !!!
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you're moms the same way
The fact that Will just called me Carol & gt ; & gt ; & gt ; #dying
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ yes you faggots and there was 22 I had to read .. And none of them had anything to do wit me
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ and her family
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ your vines are so funny HAHAHAH
just watch someone dip vanilla ice cream into barbecue sauce and tell me you won't laugh for the next two hours #dying #Literally
Lol in Taylor's snapchat story I hiccup right at the end
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ whaaaaaaat oh my god , it was me
This raccoon in my backyard takes two steps and falls on it's head every time he gets up
Holy shit I missed some twitter drama . Get it Billy
Its funny that your dating him your so gay
Tracy Abrams is in my discussion section for CMN 368 and said he likes to unwind from the day by finger painting
Hannah calls me at 9 am and my roomie is still sleeping . Having a laugh sesh under my covers . Too early for this
I do the same thing everyday
My grandpa s road rage cracks me uuuuup
the \how happy are customers who switch to geico ? " commercial the camel asking what day it is ... " Wednesday , hump day " "
just pumped to wear my costume and watch the osu game tomorrow night , that'll be where ill be posted the majority of the time my life & lt ; & lt ; & lt ;
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ nick don't come at light skinned people we have it bad enough already
You think it bothers me , but it doesn't . Have fun with that . #youlost #laughinitup
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you're right .. That could have turned out awkward
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ Probably nowhere
My co worker thought my mom was Mexican because of the stuff I told her
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I was asked if I was on the basketball team tonight ... haha ! #yeahright
There's going to be a spin off of HIMYM called how I met your father ...
I think it's funny when someone calls someone out for stalking their twitter . You wouldn't know if you weren't stalking , too ! #hilarious
Holy shit , if only you were really that skinny in person ...
Everything's my fault okay
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ LOL what kind of bed !?
I wanna see #TheHeat so badly .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I thought soo too ☺️
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ it was this guys second accident in one week too
I am laughing wayyyy too much right now . _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_
Having to keep your cool when Luke comes on the radio and your in someone else's car
Haha I just died !
This couple sitting across from me look miserable af
Doctors are hot but I meant soccer I swear
Why is there a show on TLC called \Alaskan Women Looking For Love " "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ he's in my bio class come sit in
if I get 40 retweets I'll take a pic like that with #oomf
Hate watching baseball alone ! I need someone to tell at the tv with me⚾️
Omg . Benji ! ❤
My coworker and I just performed a whole intense improv scene about performing surgery on a kiwi and I am literally crying laughing
Shelbi's squeezing my heel with her toes , you guys .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ thanks xoxoxo
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ those are still considered camel toes . shall I continue to explain why you should pass ? Lmfao Idk I'm bored
Tosh . 0 never fails to make me laugh .
Fell down a flight of stairs at a restaurant w my customers
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ highlight of that year by far !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahah , they'd be capris
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ lol funny
You're face just makes me want to vomit everywhere . Disgusting .
had a good time with my baby boo _TWITTER-ENTITY_
I cannot breathe these girls have me crying
I remember when I was five .
Johnny football is going pro !! #GoodLuck
I just packed half of my clothes at 3:30 at night wtf .
You will never see me at a black friday sale ! I hate normal shopping ! Why would I go to black friday ?
It's been 80 degrees out since I got up at 5:00 and it's only getting hotter .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ id do it ! that's what I made as co
Every time you reach for me you'll find a hand ..... Not .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ haha omg seriously though you know it will !
Tabitha dancin to we can't stop the other day & gt ; & gt ; & gt ;
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ BAHAHAHAHAHAH YOU'RE LYING
Ok at this point , life could just not be better haha
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ baby arms
To get some crack
im sorry but i would way rather watch a suspenseful action movie rather than a cliche love story
Ew that's weird
Everytime I see someone on a skateboard my first thought is the memory of _TWITTER-ENTITY_ tragic wipeout
Working out with _TWITTER-ENTITY_
My friends and family already know I'm #TeamTooMuch why do y'all still get surprised by the shit I say
\Dad my moms fucking crazy " " trust me i know , i was with her for 12 years " "
Jackass gets me every time
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ that was obviously about me ? but make yourself look like a badass it's okay
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ BLOW ME DORK
Hahahaha my grandpa just called the ceiling fan ratchet
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahah she knows what up
I have realized that guys want the girls that don't want them .. but the girls that want them , they don't want because they are ' tonice . '
You don't even know what he's been doing since you've been gone ! Hahaha
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ haha right ! I think Bill got a kick out of it too
My moms nervous to see her child☺️
I just remembered how funny this was _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_
Literally everyone in this town sucks .. Why will no one meet me for lunch ?
It's kinda funny how when I'm in love with someone everyone knows about it
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ did you see how I was sleeping ?
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ snow snow go away , come again on turkey day
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I . Can't . Even .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahaha good ole panama .
This Concerned mom account though
Lauren just received the worlds strangest snap chat
Watching how I met your mother and _TWITTER-ENTITY_ appears in this one ! Lmao
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I meant to tag you
I got Austin powers on my mind because of \Mojo " "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ oh my gosh ! I'm dying
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ HAAHA I'm still laughing
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I know I have a video but I'm too scared to watch it
That awkward moment when I tell my co worker my throat is sore and she tells me that I need some nut throat lotion #lmao #ohgawd
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ oh we definitely did
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ im dying
I really wanted to see Rickie in his \Sunday Suit " _TWITTER-ENTITY_ "
The look on my dads face when my neighbor almost gave me a shot #priceless
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ your laugh
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ go look at my tweets
Dip the blunt in the lean & amp ; then I laugh
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ remember in the minors wen i would sit in the outfield in the grass and play with the bugs ?
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you're like a brother to me stop
Letting someone jump you so you can keep your twitter name ?
At least he thought the pic was just as funny as I did
\Oh you're Robin Thicke ? " Striped leggings were a good choice for today "
Tonight has been so good
It does not feel like 1 o'clock
Just knowing that I've successfully pissed you off makes my day 10x better
Madison hates me hahahahah
most of my tweets are in reply with ali
I LOVE BIG MAMA ! She is hilarious ❤ _TWITTER-ENTITY_
I made so many friends tonight
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ if its so immature to be in this why are you replying to everyone ?
' 7 minutes of gayyyyyyy . ' - _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_
Ohmigod _TWITTER-ENTITY_ is the funniest person I know
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ fuckin Randy
Payton's nephew just scared the shit out of me . Lol . crazy kid
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Chris and Diego
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ take it or leave it . Jayston is the only one getting a expensive gift .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I be getting so pissed in morning over it .
How did I run the point man
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ for real though ! #goaway
Well I'll just add you to the people who hate me list
Since there's no school I've been having a hard time figuring out what day it is
On full house they said some about that o captain poem thing we read in english
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ it's okay ... Maybe you guys will find a real girlfriend and maybe you could win ? ( ;
Dave Q's little tip to me right before he left ... not gonna happen pal
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ Omg ew
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I can't believe that happened
When people don't reply I often think \well maybe they haven't checked their phone " but then I see they read it "
My neighbor was just like \it's Saturday night go out on a date or something ! " And I'm over here like movies & amp ; McDonald's sounds better . "
That wasn't about Ivie either
Thought you were slick ditching us till we show up in the same place _TWITTER-ENTITY_ #toofunny
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ I spun out of control today in my light ass Nissan
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ #Sure why not ! ✌
It was nice finally meeting you at the pool this summer ! It's too bad I'm not old enough to swim during safety break
I got _TWITTER-ENTITY_ Christmas present tonight
Angie pretty much just text me saying \Gina , can I please humiliate and embarrass you " lmfao "
When I curse and tyray mom can hear oops
The corn maze was so fun _TWITTER-ENTITY_
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I just not got what you were talking about where Areth thou goeth or whatever hahahahaha #blonde #slow
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ oh get used to it , he's never gonna change
Fantasy football makes me hate watching football
I have to be at work for 6am tomorrow
Like ok , these stories though my fam are badass mother fuckers
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahahahahaha still dying !!
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Lemme know the name of the place if you can . I went lookin for it & amp ; ended up at the baseball field .
Why are _TWITTER-ENTITY_ and I going to hard on snapchat right now ??
I'm weak Amy is getting a knife set for Black Friday
I've been just wearing penn state stuff for like all break & amp ; I have so much for my car #WEAREPENNSTATE
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ yeahso funny tho ...
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ what you showed me after school today > & gt ; & gt ; & gt ;
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ awwwee your first hc lol
May have just gotten the absolute greatest snap chat I've EVER gotten in my life from _TWITTER-ENTITY_
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I knew you'd love that
Lexi changes her avi more than anyone I know
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ u don't even go to a public school
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahaha right ??
She said Taco Bell that was my initial thought too
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ surely deez nuts are going in your mouth bitch #imdone
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you ever be so high , you watching a movie , and then you wake up
The fact that _TWITTER-ENTITY_ just emailed me a picture of twitter > & gt ;
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I just did that !
Chugging Smirnoff from the cups we ordered water in _TWITTER-ENTITY_
Drive by insults with a megaphone #peeingmypants
The sounds that come out of this pitcher's mouth when she pitches ... I can't take it
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ a little bit !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ fuck the flints I need another pair of royals
My boyfriend and I are being Chuckie and Tiffiany for Halloween . We're such a killer couple . Har har har .
When Hubble fell through the tire into water I couldn't stop laughing
It was so funny when me and _TWITTER-ENTITY_ hauled ass in Nannys trying to not be seen by you know who .
You're so two faced !
47- why the fuck did we go to that cemetery that one night
Why aren't I in twitter jail yet ? _TWITTER-ENTITY_
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ s Snapchat story is the funniest shit !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahahha no new friends yay I'm excited
I can't couldn't wait to tell _TWITTER-ENTITY_ who _TWITTER-ENTITY_ and my home guuurl _TWITTER-ENTITY_ got to lay out . #AtLast
Maddie just said if they get another horse she is going to name it hooyeaah
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ that's better Avery
Troy just said I'm so warm I'm like a bat taking him to her nest , and he's a little bat baby .
I'm getting creeped on
Mine & amp ; _TWITTER-ENTITY_ conversations about damn corn dogs
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahaha blinded for life
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ HAHAHAHAHA IM LAUGHING SO HARD JUST THINKING ABOUT IT
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ last time I tried to do that I burnt them so bad
Me and _TWITTER-ENTITY_ conversation right now #dying
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Thats Not Fair . I Get Assaulted , And You Get Water . That's Messed Up . Lmao
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I should
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ oh wait I missed you too
Found the _TWITTER-ENTITY_ and _TWITTER-ENTITY_ twitters and I'm crying
If I ever worked at subway , I'd be so judgemental
Dayyyyummm Paige is mad
It wasn't me #shaggy
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ just made my night with that snapchat .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ god if she passed everyone passed
based on the looks of my brother , I can't decide if he's more hungover or me
Steve Carrell and Jim Carey in a movie together
debates in second period
He said you probably just lay in bed singing slow songs to yourself .
My best friends parents dislike me for no reason✌
mom just made over 100 chocolate chip cookies for me to take with me .... I guess she really wants me to make friends come find me _TWITTER-ENTITY_ west aj
All the bait hitting me up broke my phone , literally .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ yeah JuniorS . That's plural . Making it underclass men . Not underclass man . \ud83d��� " ha . "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ so that was like the perfect time lol .
Only my boyfriend makes me video with a dress on _TWITTER-ENTITY_
In Columbiana and it reminded me how lost we where that one night going to the lake _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ omg I get it ... So you can find the remote .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ wonder how many black eyes you got
You never threw a pass in a real game .. I have in madden
Seriously workaholics is my favorite show
love hannah right now
No new friends . Or old ones at that #foreveralone
If you can out ugly pictures of you and your bf/gf has your avi . You have a cute relationship .
Thy Seattle receiver taunting the defender
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ no one knows what were talking about
My sister said Mikey looked like a gremlin today
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ really though !!
I love when 25 year olds talk to me and my friends in bg and ask me what I major in and I say I'm still in high school and they walk away
So wish I had gotten a picture of it
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ ;; no thanks , but it's a good idea .
Lets be real , I never took drivers ed . #StillDriveLikeABoss
I don't have a felony . She dropped the charges when we got back together
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ lmaoooo i just cried at that tweet so funny
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I hate you
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I JUST DIED
BEST JOKE EVER
Just gonna go ahead an warn everyone that I will be driving a truck tomorrow
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I got that tweet after I sent mine
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ #Lets Be Real
Your fucked up for that tweet .. no wonder noone likes you
Only cause when I first got it I would go like 1:18
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ is so ignant
The baseball group chat & gt ;
Blowing up _TWITTER-ENTITY_ on snapchat
my dog cant walk straight after she humps her monkey
Blowing up Kaylee's phone with pictures ! #AskKaylee
Albry took the Xbox controller from Sadie , and she slapped him .
Our hotel room looks like the hangover . #oops
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ You are the weirdest
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ nope .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ your growing up on me too !!!!!!!!!
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ more Bemidji drama
Why is nuclear chemistry the only chemistry I understand
I seriously can't handle
the Christmas tree they put up at work is sad .. they only decorated one side
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ yesss !! I feel so KEWL !! I love you !!!
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ oh my gahhhhh
This guy just asked if I was buying shoes for my boyfriend ............. Nope ...... They're for me .
OH MY GOD KARLIE WHERE ARE YOU ?! I CAN'T HEAR YOU IT'S TOO DARK . _TWITTER-ENTITY_
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ definitely .
#QuoteYourCoach \I can't come to practice today . I gotta hustle boys " - Doc "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ oh yeah .
Awh how cute you're a liar
Yay now that deans gone I can park in the garage
Going to home coming drunk ? I'm down
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ lol love your cow
Madelyn feyko blocked me
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I hate her Eric would be so pissed
\There's some pretty sweet unicycle videos on YouTube . " "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ so many nights of nascar and gta #vicecity
This nigga stresses me out fr
My tweets are bipolar . ☺
I don't know how Mrs. Catlett never sees my phone . I sit right in front of her
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ you guys kill me
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ not impressed , def seen better
Dead can't believe she did that
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I'm just going to kidnap you and bring you to Worcester and make you stay here forever & amp ; drink beer for breakfast
Hahaha I bet Geico has gotten a crap ton of complaints about the hump day commercial
Lol _TWITTER-ENTITY_ me and Shane closing our eyes at the conjuring commercial
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ yeah u called me back 2 hours later !!!
Mad Birds ? #Phil #DuckDynasty
Nevaeh just tumbled down all the steps !!!!!
Little kids trying to set me up with their uncle . #gumdrop
wtf I think someone was trying to cover up what they did
I didn't even get to finish telling Ralphy my dream☺️
it's Saturday night and I'm in bed oh god . #old #grandma
I'm so tired but can't sleep
“ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ : When my teacher walks she shakes the whole room . Not even kidding . ” Is this about who I think it's about ?
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ LMFAO I FORGOT ABOUT THAT HOW DID I GET AWAY WITH THAT ? everyone in my car was dead or puking
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ thanks grace !!! Love you
tonight I realized that one of my ex boyfriends basically asked me out over formspring
Horror movie with my bros , me and mark are just making fun of it ! Kaleb and Callan are trying to freak is out
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ couldn't get in my driveway tonight John had to push my car up it
Night is never complete until I get a good laugh from watching vines
Zane just told me to wear his football jersey
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ something like that
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ and I see each other and we match . Gray/white and black striped sweater , black tights and black uggs . #twinsforlife
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ lol rule number 1 , never bite it . . lmao
' You're going to be my like maid of honor . Like the maid one , the one who does everything I tell you to . '
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ then text me ho
JUST FEEL IT _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_
Me and _TWITTER-ENTITY_ grind people up on the reg
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I had that happen to me once and it messed up my arm
She calls everyone a wiener these days . cracks me up
“ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ : when i mess up a tweet i delete that shit fast as fuck ”
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ ohhhh hahahaha have a good thanksgiving break !!
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ lmao my big toes are a little sore this morning !
Why is Sex Room playing right now
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ oh my god no wayurban outfitters has ones like that for $70 !!! I like yours better though lmfao
Dodgeball cracks me up everytime
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ well ..
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ i'm outta control in all honesty
Now she's just being silly . Tweeting nonsense . Like I usually do .
I better get tan today . Or else , idk .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ the pink hospital gloves tho
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ ew but really !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ they're cute like that though
Ski is my soulmate ,
Finished with exams #TGIF
When you do a drunk text & amp ; are actually relieved that you got no reply The things I do .
I love the time of year where every girl wears leggings
It's a weird feeling remembering shit _TWITTER-ENTITY_
Randy goes its a beautiful day in New York
So glad I'm outta highschool and done with lil kid drama like I'm seein on twit rn
\I'm popular at work because of my truck " -my dad "
Open gym tomorrow gunna be the high light of my day #hurry #leggoo
Why are me and Maddie talking about school .
I forced danni out of the closet in like 8th grade \danni you're gay stop pretending you're not ""
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ & amp ; I always scheme for FYS . We plan when we skip who's gonna fix the attendance sheet , we plan how to get out of our project ..
JUST BOUGHT MY DAD ALL SIX SEASONS OF BIG BANG FOR CHRISTMAS . I am about to be the favorite !
I just ate 15 toasted ravioli is it bad that I'm kinda proud of that ?
I love how my mom texts me while she's driving and says \call me " .. Haha wtf "
Bucca is on 4'6 so I'll jump over her
I remember when Patrick Kane dressed up like super man for the all stars shoot out , that was the best
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ OMG I know !! def the funniest things I've heard all day !
All you got is time
I love it when river bugs are on my windshield and I turn my wipers on . Like MOVE BITCH
I'm going to have cavities from eating all of Easton's candy
Your best friend took your boyfriends virginity .... wait what the actual hell
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ right better knock on some wood head
Austin Powers & gt ; & gt ;
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ tan ?
The people on the lane next to us are going off
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ suck my dick bishhh . ✌
We've been listening to Christmas music while we make Thanksgiving dinner #MyFamilyTho
Christina Aguilera comes on and I just see _TWITTER-ENTITY_ jamming in physics
Guy serving drinks , \You want coffee , tea or ME !? " "
Hey _TWITTER-ENTITY_ let's play a game ! Hahaha come back to usssss soon !!
Some ladies dog just came all the way behind the registers and almost went in the kitchen
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ such insightful tweets today
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ he doesn't . it's a flip phone
My mother saves every box , piece of tissue paper , and bag for next years Christmas .
lmao karma is finally catching up with you ! #suckstosuck
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ your name is Elli . At3 stating the facts
I can't deal rn
I wish I knew _TWITTER-ENTITY_ in real life because I think we would be bestfriends
lolololol at these people on cops ..
Making taylor laugh since day one
Need to organize room . Where is my housekeeper ?
I need to upgrade to Pandora One just so I don't have to hear if I'm getting engaged or married for the holidays … I got dumped Pandora
The replacement NFL refs segment on the ESPYS was too funny
I haven't heard from Hannah all day I bet that bitch is still asleep in my bed
Fun fact : My favorite song as a kid was She Thinks My Tractor's Sexy .
that was a low blow
Yes I just retweeted hings girls like " ask me if I give a fuck "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Hahahaha .
ME AND MADDY JUST MADE THE FUNNIEST WRECKING BALL VIDEO IN THE SNOW
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahahaha Anna and I died when you said that
I just went through all of Woodys pics
It's like a dry slide the conversations _TWITTER-ENTITY_ and I have & gt ; & gt ; & gt ; & gt ;
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ watch out , she might bring her mom with her everywhere now
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I feel you
Fuck you thunder you can suck my dick
I can't even be mad . Nice work _TWITTER-ENTITY_
I used to think sidekicks were the coolest phones ever
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ model status ? Very questionable Hahaha
To anyone who doesn't already know , all my tweets are subtweets to Kelsey . Y'all can stop asking now No one is really going to jail
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I found your phone case piece it's in my car ...
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ out of what man I'm so lost
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I hate you hahaha
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahahahaha devyn ✋
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ guess who retweeted me
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hey . Gotta do what ya gotta do .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahaha . I have problems
Hahhaha this girl came in our room completely wasted !!!
Please tell me why you are trying to stick your butt out in that picture
you don't have an iPhone , i bet you hate seeing these ✌✌ #teamiphone
Getting a snapchat video of _TWITTER-ENTITY_ shaking his booty . #canttakeit Too bad you can't screenshot whole videos !
He told Jake that he screamed like a girl .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ okay don't worry I'll text you
you guys broke up stop constantly fighting .
Can't even stop watching this show !
I just pressured them by saying ill wait for u in the car .
Maybe next year steelers ✌️✋
so , my dad just told me how he stole a tree for Christmas once . right outta someone's field ! too funny
i can't even count how many times my mom has called our computer a ' stupid mother fucker ' or ' son of a bitch ' in the past 10 minutes
And panera bread for lunch
Kelsie is talking in her sleep ! Hahahaha !
my snapchat i just sent Shannon & gt ; & gt ; & gt ;
Then I was OH NOOOO GRANDMA WHO'S GONNA MARRY ME NOW !?!?! god I love my family
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I know we are #GetOutMyFace
Girl stop ✋
God I love my friends
you disgust me
If you're hot , nobody wants to be just your friend
Please stop talking about your gay car
S/O to the juniors that have miss walsh for homeroom #goodluck
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I'm dying so is Jenna
Why don't they make a cool ranch one ?
I'm finding so many pictures that are mine and Carolyn's life story .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I'm like nocturnal , I sleep like all day so ..
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I did tell you to ride with me I said I wasn't riding in your car cause your mom can't handle me that long lol
Well that's ironic ...
Elf is a classic
The first time I sleep in my bed all break , I've usually just slept on the couch all break
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Blazers vs Miami game .. make my Ex Lebron jealous
everytime boyfriend comes on it reminds of the marching camp we had when it came on on burke's ipod
reunited with _TWITTER-ENTITY_ seriously such a funny kid . And sassy .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ there will be plenty to share
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ don't be ! Hahaha I'll be fine
The snapchat bo just sent
I'm straight up in love with you and I'm just trying to hide it the best that I can
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ stop I really can't wait
No one ... No one understand how weak that Marissa Mayne girl on vine gets me !
How do you even begin telling someone something like that .. Hey um excuse me .. I don't love you but umm . _TWITTER-ENTITY_
What happened ? Did we get laid ?
Your profile picture > & gt ; & gt ; & gt ; _TWITTER-ENTITY_
my dad just knocked Sam out of his chair
& amp ; I can always count on _TWITTER-ENTITY_ to make me feel better #struggles #wearedisfunctional
Good luck on your permit test isa
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahaha oh lord ! I'm sorry !! texting you now
Hey this is the song You always shoves down my ear _TWITTER-ENTITY_
I love my group messages between me meg and Erin
Conversations with _TWITTER-ENTITY_ & gt ; & gt ; & gt ; & gt ; & gt ; #thisgirlfunny #loveher
I'd correct Jacquelyn on her drunk tweeting but it's too damn funny
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ are you talking to yourself again ?
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ YES haha she was complaining that guys always ignore her and its only me you and Anna w that get hit on
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ people be jealous , that's why they take our lunch seats .
Anyone wanna come watch the rockette slideshow with me lol
Best advice I heard all weekend at a horse show was a little boy say to his sister , \keep your eye on the ball , sissy ! " "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ that is so funny
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ ur such an asshole go back to bed !
Seeing your face nauseates me
Still can't believe I was _TWITTER-ENTITY_ a #AsianFratHouse last night
Y'all laughed at us for losing to bama .. Haha look at y'all today
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I miss you
Why do girls think they can pull off everything ... truth is ... you cant
My mom is worried about Reptar out in the snow and goes \Jeanette ... HE IS REPTAR HEAR HIM ROAR " lmfaooooo "
\Why do we have BLS in the basement ?? Because this way we can't throw ourselves out the window . " _TWITTER-ENTITY_ "
The fact that everyone can tell Brooke & amp ; I are related because we ' look alike ' _TWITTER-ENTITY_
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ time for an oil change
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ lmao ! Probably ! Since our family tree is all over the place !
Currently dying ✋
Proud to say I told you all so ... Got lost even with two gps's and printed directions
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ oh wow you are pretty damn young !
Alex did not name her dog \lil Sean Sean ""
The fake Jenner girl accounts crack me up so much for some reason
The thirst is too real right now
#ThingsThatMakeMeLOL my conversations with _TWITTER-ENTITY_ .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ ; I understand your pov but plz don't hop on the bitching bandwagon with the theatre freaks . lol
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ what the heck ! You're background picture
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you're welcome !!
HAHAHAHA Oh my god ! The Mighty Wings commercial with the NFL . I just died . #hilarious
Poor Sadie is never getting a damn dress
Bike riding _TWITTER-ENTITY_ #Dying
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I'm 19 but it's ok thank you !
Buser once said \I got up at 11 , then took a nap at 11:30 " lmao wut that's not a nap that's just going back to bed "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Are there 2000 people even enrolled in this university ?
I just text you \hey girl " bc I found some stuff out and wanted to tell you but now you don't get to know your loss . "
Lmao if only you knew
A dude just tweeted \Am I the only one that doesn't watch PLL " "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ we both have the same header and bio #twinnin
That oot toot " " beep beep " song came on and I instantly thought of _TWITTER-ENTITY_ ! "
I'm in love with a stripper !! ( ; _TWITTER-ENTITY_
\see I'm not satisfied with the quality of cotton unless I pick it " _TWITTER-ENTITY_ "
Never seen Miami this excited , unless The Heat playing ..
The camel humpday commercial is seriously hilarious ... Like it cracks me up everytime
“ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ : When it comes to online dating , most women are afraid of meeting a serial killer - Most men are afraid of meeting someone fat”
Why did Derry call Jared Dad and Gabby Mom
The things _TWITTER-ENTITY_ does for me❤❤❤ waking up at 5 ! I love you
This girl #KCC
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ lmao oh that just didn't sound right
I would probably get yelled at everyday by my mom if she found out how much shit I've said about her on here .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ #DESPERATE
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ yeah I still gotta clean that up ..
You should attach the Constitution to your email so the government will actually read it
Why do I even go to math ... I know all this shit and the guy that I normally talk to isn't allowed to talk to me by his gf
but we don't have any forks to eat it
Seriously laughed when I watched _TWITTER-ENTITY_ ' s snapvid .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ okay
Sara and I managed to fall off the T-bar at Cochrans , so you could say it was a pretty successful day
You actually think you're cute .
Some people's tweets are hilarious . #poorbaby
I had fun tonight ! We should go again sometime . Maybe next time we will get the right show time ! _TWITTER-ENTITY_
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ what did you learnnnn
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ Pull your head out of your ass , have a good one \stupid bitch " "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ it runs in the Taco Bell family
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ saved me this mornin and even made me white lol
I'm sorry but a 6 pack on a thin guy doesn't count
When I worked at peppers I stayed in the cooler stealing food
It's a selfie , with a selfie ! _TWITTER-ENTITY_
That tweet wasn't even posted for one minute and she retweeted that , damn girl
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ sorry that was the rumor I must of hear wrong
Way too much enjoyment out of vine
Just got called spice girl
Jared's is Seductive Nipple Twister
Shane cracks my shit up . #housingmeeting
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ haha and this is why you're my twin #loveyou #toofunny
I'm gonna fight oomf for that
Lol it's pajama day
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Lol ! Omg ! That is horrible ! But sadly I laughed too
“ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ : Don't you just love when a girl with poofy hair sits right in front if you in class”
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ why don't all 3 of us just go together and see what happens
It's like that
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ it's a good one I wish I looked that good while crying really though
This dude has the mike Tyson tattoo on his face , made me feel sooo much better hahaha
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ she is a great woman
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I wS shitting and could hear them
Me and diamond working a chemistry lab by ourselves might result in south college exploding
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ don't tell him bae
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ lmao I'm not at all . Nobody even talks to me
I have no doubt in my mind that _TWITTER-ENTITY_ and _TWITTER-ENTITY_ will be the first people to buy tickets for the new #dumbanddumber2 movie
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ awkward didn't mean that
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ ya umm about that ..
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ that's ok I was gonna get your today & amp ; didn't so I'm getting yours after Christmas were terrible best friends .
Me and my dad go to the bar so much that he already knows what I want when I walk in the door
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ cause you were being a little bitch last week
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ LMFAO this guy
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ well you are what you eat right ?
Going to Towson and we have to spend about 20 more minutes on road cause emily is scared of driving on highway
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ looks cute with them chubby cheeks
living the yolo life _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_
I think I just peeeed my pants
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ your mad
My parents are outta control
“ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ : Hey , remember that person you thought you couldn't live without ? Well , look at you , living and shit”
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ when are we going back to nashville !!! #broadwaynights #thestage
That was a brutal workout
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I can't deal with this right now ... Omg #toomuch
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ he said that he agreed with a Tennessee fan and disagreed with an Ohio State fan ... he's dead to me too
This girl is excited . daaaaamn . _TWITTER-ENTITY_
My did is pissed that he didn't get to go to a budget meeting at the school
\When you meet someone new just say ' hi I'm maddie and I'm cray '" _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ about 3 1/2 hours ago . so glad to not be driving for once .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Lol me too Why so funny ?
At least I say what I have to say to your face where you at girl ?
You won't melt in the rain you guys , come one
My mom just said \I bet miley rides around the ceiling on that ball " "
; I don't really know you anymore , I think we did Girl Scouts together , ugh god we were so gay
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahahaha I was like I swear everyone's is 478 but ya you need to , it's seriously so close !
The ights " that _TWITTER-ENTITY_ and _TWITTER-ENTITY_ have with each other > "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ scrolling through twitter accounts and saw your bio
We should literally get rewarded for dealing w our roommate every day . And everyone wonders why I'm becoming an alcoholic
Lookin forward to seeing scioto county's finest at trade days TM
I didn't go to sleep till like 2 and I'm up now .
The falls at the ice rink are endless ❄⛄
\It's about a tire that goes around and kills people " _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ our conversations at ihop "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ we are bffs idk what you're talking about
I love my cheer group messages
Mike jokingly offered to buy me Louboutins . I picked out a pair of studded flat Louboutins . I guess we both are full of jokes tonight .
lulu is on a role today _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_
When people think I'm tweeting about them it'd be obvious enough trust me
So you get dumped and then punch your ex in the balls
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ emojis , haha
Honestly underwear are the most fun clothing item to buy
Thank you _TWITTER-ENTITY_ for explaining to me how babies are born , It's all clear now
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ OMG I'm dieing
How do you get a sun tan without going outside ?? -turn up your laptop brightness !
That shit is hilarious
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you're killing me with your tweets !
LOL you are so fake it's unreal .
When texting just doesn't feel right without the clicking sound of the buttons
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I know
I haven't looked this bad all summer
my dads on the phone with me trying to convince me to dye my whole hair purple #notevenkidding
Didn't know favoriting a tweet was a big deal
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ just cause
I love that dude
That text _TWITTER-ENTITY_ sent me , hahahahaha . Am I still drunk ?
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ what vid is this ?
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ these class just gets better
White America came on and I immediately pictured _TWITTER-ENTITY_
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahaha wow okay thanks
I watched vine videos for over an hour .. #nolife
We all were cracking up just now and now were all crying
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ LMFAO NOW I GET IT
i just downloaded snapchat for my mom
8,200 th tweet goes to _TWITTER-ENTITY_ & amp ; her future husband .
Hahahahahahaha Corey just leaned over when the class is quiet and said \I just pitched a tent " "
Ill do ya a favor and rip out that rats nest of yours #dizzybitch
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ HAVE FUN .
Just wanna holla at my boy like \cheater , cheater , where'd you meet her ""
I just can't handle the people in this ER right now
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ so let's hangout
Back to school bash Saturday
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ LOLLL the cubs are not good .....
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ sorry to offend anyone !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Not like someone else we know who's always mean to you
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ so did i ! Its ok ! We are both babies
he's hear to change American . lets go #bingo #noah
I'm sorry I was such a cunt last night ..
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ guess what !! u were in my dream last night LOL such a funny story . TEXT ME
You're sitting around getting HIGH HIGH HIGH HIGH _TWITTER-ENTITY_
Called her old
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ where at
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ ' s rental car tho & gt ; & gt ; & gt ; & gt ;
The 00's on #VH1 #Hilarious takes me back . Hahaha
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I love/hate you !!!
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you're cracking me uppp
“ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ : that text just made my day #bitcheswillbebitches ” don't ever send me a picture with ppl who talk about me ... K thanks
really stressing cause this snapchat won't load
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ crying look at my last tweet
my boyfriend blocked me on twitter
How lame that I'm kind of hoping I have a bf by then ! Lol #superlametweet #dreambig
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ pretty close
She got rattle snake in her eye !!
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ lmao welllll that kind've defeats the purpose #counterproductive
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ nope just stating some facts that should happen
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I did the same thing but it was the bathroom sink
I'm getting my tweets up tonight
Just because you're ' country ' doesn't mean you can't be technologically advanced .. #StupidAustin
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ now you just need Rhoads and you can die happy
Watching the cross fit games while eating a bag of Doritos
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ it's so good
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ this is seriously my fav picture of yal
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you look like you don't even know what's going on
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ ha I could have posted the bad one .. Love you car car ! ❤️
Skyping my parents is hilarious
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ how would that cheer her up
Me and _TWITTER-ENTITY_ are like BFFS !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ it's a good thing he's hated me for the past 4 years . #ohwell
Like I would post that ish on twitter , boy bye
Luke is trying to kill Tyler right now
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Lol were such losers
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ your name
Went to sleep late last night
I lol every time I see my cover picture
Omg I'm dying
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ tag me so I know it's real jusssskiddin
Few days the work gone , y'all boys take months
Can't wait till you try to act like my best friend again just because you have to see me in school
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ we discovered this the other night jack . Me and Zoie have too many
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ aw little kids . Well shit I guess I shouldn't be saying that since I'm a mf lightweight .
The shit _TWITTER-ENTITY_ and I snap chat each other
Seriously u wanna race in your van
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I'm watching that too !
I wonder what you guys are talking about ..
My moms gunna beat me up if I call myself fat again
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I'm laughing so hard
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Georgina Washingtons ✌
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Either That or At your House . How Are You getting there . Our ride is in big bear
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ haha sucks to suck
I just want to hit and run like I don't have any insurance
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I had some doubt , but I guess I was right
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ haha I am , thanks
Daileen made my day with that video god bless her
I actually just read the text that _TWITTER-ENTITY_ sent me last night after we won . I'm so lucky to have a great best friend .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I'm not sure how effective that will be
I really wanted to get to 10,000 tweets before 2013 ended . Maybe I'll reach it before 2014 ends
So _TWITTER-ENTITY_ only left Pitt because he got drug tested too much I understand bro
That was me
Still thinking about what she said about her !!!! Oh my !!
I mean , I made myself hot for the first time since I've been here .
My Friday night is nothing but laying down and watching tv
Shit young money just sign me fuck it arent the requirements like sign your life away and kill a brother or some shit lol
Ha sucks I'm not going
Bitch I'm cooler than a cooler #Sosa
Those snapchats from _TWITTER-ENTITY_ last night > & gt ; & gt ; & gt ;
Carolina lost to Belmont
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ your slow ?
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ just go lay out
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ OMG !! no you wouldn't! You'd be my fit assistant !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ he's with you right now ? Ill come see you tomorrow !
#TagSomeoneYouNeverWantToLose well too bad eegore doesn't have a twitter
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahahahahahhahahah I've had it for nearly a year lmao u should try getting one urself
I'm really smelling a 64 pack of crayola crayons
HAHAHAHAHA HE WOW
I'm watching cops and this black guy was jogging and the cops were running top speed and they still can't catch up to him
Sam said unless Santa's involved and there's a turkey it's not a real holiday #debbiedowner
I saw it coming
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I'm acting like you've never seen my room
The inches we need are everywhere around us , one step too early and you don't quite make it . 3 missed field goals , and you don't make it .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ love ya bud
I went so much harder on Halloween when I was in junior high
love talking to _TWITTER-ENTITY_ omg
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ when hank tells George that he sells a \ novelty grill " "
\I'm just gonna wait outside where it's less sarcastic " "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ only cuz I love you .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ OMG u have no idea how hard I was laughing while I was facetiming you
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ your twitpic and name just made me die
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ that was a real game !! I had it
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ how bout them fins ?
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ tell me your reaction after you listen to it please !!!
Some guy running from cops just got tackled right next to all the kids singing
Holy homecoming crisis
After hanging with _TWITTER-ENTITY_ all weekend all i have been listening to is country music ! #blastthatshit
I'm pretty sure people think me and Kierstin are lesbians
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ ill just put my loans in a diff name
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ yeah he was talking about my mom
I don't think I've ever woke up in the PM .
You've been with so many guys
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ and all you're doing is playing video games and dunking on toddlers in your pool .... #Jk .
I take the WORST snapchats ... #truth
Wow i just noticed how much i eat .. It's so bad ✋
It's so funny how many seniors thought I was actually a junior !
I always end up at laneys house
Learn how to play the game before had
Just remembered when _TWITTER-ENTITY_ danced with Kathryn
#BeliebersShutUpAndMakeDirectionersASandwich is trending !
Please tell me how bad your life sucks
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ too far
Lol girls who try to take cute selfies on snapchat during class
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ don't ask me
freshmen fighting over who gave who a hand job ..
As long as Julio doesn't get -17 points I got the dub
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ let's be real newspaper is probs better without me
I swear me and Tommie have the dumbest convos ever
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ oh gosh .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ me too girly me too
Haha but I really done care
Oh the things that happen to me and _TWITTER-ENTITY_ at 1 am #RunItttttt
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahaha she hates you
And I don't really know any other teachers that whenever I look at them they make silly faces at me
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ OHMYGOD ! I just watched the goat video like 10 times !!!! I'm literally crying because I'm laughing so hard
She wearing a all red suite
I hate being at work and missing tweets like that ! That is too funny
\I thought it was a tree , but it turned out to be a dragon . " "
Jen is making me geek
People told me you were one but I didn't believe them I was wrong
making fun of my voice ? at least me original 148589 people already beat you there
Mia is gonna make her 4 year old niece go on a jog . #dying
next thing you know Joey is stepping over top of her pissing
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ way more than Connor then _TWITTER-ENTITY_
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahaha how in the world was I supposed to know ... Uh pause ... You're just trying to get me naked ... I'll pass thanks✋
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Oh my gawd . I just died
Your beards so stupid it took it 2 hours to watch 60 minutes . That's funny jack I don't care who ya are #DuckDynasty
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ ill miss you more double A
Work up to a missed call and text from Thomas turns out this boy not only had to go to the hospital but rode the ambulance there
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ he's so dumb
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahaha omg !!!
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ five guys jokes will never get old
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ thank you ! Although I would have to strongly disagree this made my day !
You haven't had a successful Thirsty Thursday until you've woke up to find blood all over the side of your car
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ tough guy . Jk , there's no bullets in it
Saw teezie at the mall
The only thing getting me through this week is hanging out with _TWITTER-ENTITY_ on Thursday . #lovemyg
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I know right ? it is pretty cool
I've been having so many jungle fever dreams lately
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ tomorrow ill try to find a younger picture !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ oops ! #ThanksKitty
✨✊✌️ ~ #dabridge haha I love you so much and I'm so happy we became closer as ever this year ! love you ! ( more than Bradley )
Oomf is a true fuck and duck type guy . Wait till he go to college and dj find out
Briana was off at 10 but got to leave at 8 and I had to stay bc she was sitting down on a shelf not doing anything
this was ish way back in the day . I love it when fat kid had to stuff his cake with cake
What I Just got Told #Oomf Did This Weekend
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I saw cervoni sprinting at them in the hall
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ he's at the awkward stage
It's like a half time huddle . #girlcode
Dude could you imagine being a cow and not being able to drink beer _TWITTER-ENTITY_
I like saying \Ehh " "
My 5 year old sister is beating my 16 year old at monopoly !! Lmao
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ oh my god the crack whore
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ he's a show off , he's cocky as hell , and he's ugly
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ stride of pride
Going to work out/ tan !
Those sprint commercials where the old guys are making fun of young people
Idk about Kerry but I'm having way too much fun with this picture war
LOL SO I TRIED MY FRONT PUNCH FOR THE 1st TIME & amp ; I FELL it was so funny though
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hey I'll take a super gun over a beer can any day
Darian defiantly just sent me the best dm #truetwerker
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ omg i was actually just thinking about this the other day
lol _TWITTER-ENTITY_ the snapchat bosse just sent me thanks buddy
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ No !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ girls that don't talk are soo hot
Our favorite flavor is vagina _TWITTER-ENTITY_
Sheldon Clark sounds like an episode of Mean Girls
I was suppose to fight _TWITTER-ENTITY_ today , but she chickened out
Listening to my dad talk to Oliver in the next room is fucking hilarious
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ I brought it home
Wait _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ and _TWITTER-ENTITY_ ' s convo is killin me
I hope this lady doesn't sell my house
Creeped on someone's twitter that I hadn't seen in 3 years until I saw a picture and remembered why I don't like you anymore
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ your tweets trip me out !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I have mean girls recorded . I watch it at least once every month . #judgeme
I talked to a total of like 2 people today
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ it gets dark later now you jackwagon !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ at 1st I was walkin through the woods & amp ; I found a secret field where TRS football practice was- then we went 2 a MJH reunion
My five year old cousin goes up to my brother and says ' haha I have more fingers than you ' lol #subtlemuch ?
That's probably Tyler .
I am not a freak . But I like to do it
Especially when I have no chance
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahah I'm sorry ! It has to be perfect you know that
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ i miss your dad OMG
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahahaha so awk I retweeted that for a second
Just witnessed a drunk guy hit into another car hahahaha
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ stop why did I think the same exact thing when I saw the previews
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ Thanks for the clarification
Recapping the adventures of last night
When my parents get on to me about not doing my school work ! & gt ; & gt ; & gt ; & gt ; & gt ; They don't realize I'm a pro at procrastinating by now !!
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you don't even KNOW HOW TO SPELL MY FUCKING NAME
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ awk I don't even remember
He a true weirdo
This bitch wearin a camo corset
Between Mandy Moore in A Wall to Remember and Regina George , what's your interest in sex on the real ?
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ \we want more , we want more ""
Still can't get over all the crazy people that came into work today
\Thank you , performing live gives me such a rush " "
Worst Christmas ever
Lauren ordering Chinese right now
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I'm dying
All talk no action
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ idk how Deserei wasn't making jokes repelling down the mountain lol Tiera woulda hit her head and got a concussion
My mom said it's about to be 1am ... What fucking clock are you looking at its been 12 for 3 mins #Dominicanmoms
Hi Craig .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ now you cant
Vic's a nervous reck
Why is it so sexy when guys whisper #imweird
Mikes mom is to funny
I'll know I've got a winner when he offers to make ME a sandwich #ThatllBeTheDay
\I've been drinking green tea all god damn day ! I'm pumped " "
Hahahahahha his gums could fall out .
I really thought Ice Cube was dead .. I was like NOOOOOOO
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hell I'd say that
Oh did you Brittany ? Did you see my dad make all those coke cans fall off ?
Lololololol just found a youtube video of _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ and _TWITTER-ENTITY_ dancing on the beach in padre
Kristina and I are literally ranting about this Instagram bullshit
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ watching tv
None of my teachers never told me I wasn't going to be nothing but if it was on they mind , fuck ya . My salary will 4 times theirs
Big Bang theory right now & gt ; & gt ; & gt ; & gt ;
Guys I'm fake
Finding out all the drama that's happening in our hall .
We're watching a movie in class and this bitch is really doing her music homework in the dark right now . Using her phone for light . Lol !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I miss you too ! Even though this picture is disgusting
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you make me laugh , the second I heard you say it , I was Rollin
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I died
you pick the ugliest mother fuckers . #imbetter
“ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ : Kudos to the manager of the stop club in New Orleans . We will see ur saints again in a few weeks in Carolina”
Taking Codey to Sonic for the first time since he's been down and he says \I'm about to cry tears of joy .. on my face . " "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ maybe I shoulda untagged you from that ..
I just seen the funniest picture
I fucking told all you it was gonna be crazy Weidman is def getting laid tonight !
\Is that it ? Ahhhhhh !! Will one of you guys pick up my dick ?! ""
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ wrong song
Takeout on Christmas Eve is a tradition
Work is so chill rn . I'm actually enjoying myself . Except the fact _TWITTER-ENTITY_ is here . Lmao
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ It was probably Aaron who said this
My teacher just told the class to stop being so hostile .
I swear every white girl has the middle name Marie LMFAO
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ the fuck does that mean ?
I need to see jess this weekend
If only people texted me just seeing how my day is going and such . Lmao
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ oh you have no ideaaaaaaa ! I felt bad when she got home because I made fun of it
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ oh my god
Sedona just retweeted something about hating how people judge you when they don't even know you ..
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ AHHH I MISS MY GURL
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I take it back , hate it
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ lololol awww well here's my wave !
I feel like my lake house is going to get trashed
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Hahaha , you even changed your name .
I woke up kind of drunk and drove to work 2 hours early
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ oh yeah especially you know what day with that picture we took lmfao
“ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ : Hey Steeler fans what do those 6 rings mean now ? ” It means we have 6 Super Bowl wins you fucking idiot . Lmao
OMGG volleyball tonight & gt ; & gt ; & gt ;
\I see your underwear " this little kid & gt ; & gt ; & gt ; "
I'm dyin over here
Thirsty Tuesdayyy !
LMFAO I flicked _TWITTER-ENTITY_ ' s nipple today
The girl got caught on fire while twerking ......
I walk into class at about 8:10 everyday
\It's a pain to have to move all the time " words of _TWITTER-ENTITY_ "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ oh god I'm missing out
I really don't give any fucks if your pissed off
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you may have my brother as a cit hahaha
So basically pajama day is the perfect excuse to wear sweat pants and not get judged
\If he can't do better than that he should just stop trying " "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I just got that same one for Christmas
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ as long as you don't call yourself Jolly Jessica ever again .
I'll bet 10 bucks ZB just shut the game off .. #PAPI
Jesus crust .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Procrastination tisk tisk
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ seriously do it
Why are all of you coming to bakers homecoming #WannaBeBulldogs
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahaha the way Jaime was explaining it to me had me crying
I wish someone else could see the way Joe is sleeping on me right now
Maybe next time ill switch up my order so he won't know #prevprevtweet
The most dramatic thing ever is getting gas with Chloe _TWITTER-ENTITY_
My mom is the funniest lady I know ..
\I did fiddler on the roof with some originals it was really Jewish . This is full on Jew . Hi guys . Alright I'll give you my number " "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ but seriously though ... that's my face after all my sneezing attacks . The struggle ...
So tell me how _TWITTER-ENTITY_ and I go to the mall and all we buy is a funnel and a flask .... #AlcoholicProblems
I think it might have been _TWITTER-ENTITY_ who hated me in seventh grade ?
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I don't remember that
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ how's summer school ?
People change . And you're just a player . You're a joke I never actually took you seriously .
Rich bitches stuff there bras with dollar bills not tissues #making it rain booby fluff
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Krystall , calm down
No more .
I don't belong here , I should be on the beach somewhere
I have two kids and I want 2 more . When I am old I want to be loved by all my kids and grand children's and have big dinners for holidays
Any time a bird craps on my car , I eat an entire plate of scrambled eggs on my porch , just to show the birds what I'm capable of . Lmaowtf
Ziggy-Cody what the hell are you doing up it's 8:30 in the morning Cody-Ziggy it's 11:45 Ziggy-that's awesome !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ oh nothing . You had to be there .
#InMiddleSchool Justin and Collin thought it was funny to throw food at me .. Everyday . oh gosh I miss those two
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ I'm like a cat tonight I have 9 lives cause I keep dying
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ maybe . What's shows have you been to ?
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Cankles !
I hate everything about you , why do I love you
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ that commercial is hilarious
Successfully got my best friend drunk
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ how do you know you aren't ? I'm kidding Allie . #gonnamissyoucuz #graduating
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I heard its a serious thing down there . We have poison ivy they have that !
Some people never grow up
“ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ : Do people not understand what #mcm means ? Like your dog can't be your man crush .. and if he is that's just weird”
didn't she go out with your brother ? bye
This lady is seriously upset her husband isn't gonna have horns anymore .
It's hilarious how hard it is for people to be real . If you don't like someone don't be fake . No wonder why no one talks to you anymore
Just murdered that speech
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ where even is that
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ it's true
No sticky dicky tonight
I can't stop playing with my web ring and I feel like my mom sees me doing it
Dude came in class with a G-unit Jacket on .
\Isn't sweet tea just brown water with sugar ? " "
I'm such a baby , I had my mom cut all my pills in half because they were too big
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ the fact that you're on the right now
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ that's terrible
When one of my sisters friends retweets a girl they all make fun of I'm just all ... Oh shit !!! that chick really don't UOENO .
Thinking of being a therapist when I'm older .
I had the weirdest dream last night
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahaha and there so ewww when you wake up in the morning and your teeth feel all different
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ LOL . Are you trying to remind mom and dad that I'm the favorite child ? #busted
Rush Hour movies are the best
Him singing . & gt ; & gt ; & gt ; & gt ;
Spongebob just called sandy landy ... Brb ..
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ dunkin or starbucks
I don't scream on rides , I hysterically laugh
This guy at the Akron u subway just asked me what the calculus homework was , I told him we didn't have any but we have a test tomorrow
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Haha you were probably getting it too ! Lol .
This convo right now though & gt ; & gt ; & gt ; & gt ; _TWITTER-ENTITY_ #dying
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ Liam you used to like her
This snapchat I sent out
I'm shaking right now because I'm so happy
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ my fav joke in the world
I'm so glad I stopped talking to you ... Ratchet
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ ur such a meanie
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ your snapchat stories & gt ; & gt ; & gt ;
Selling produce today , this ought to be interesting .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ what the hell why ?
\If I was born in the 70's , I would not have made it to this class . The drugs would've gotten me a long time ago " "
does anyone have a garment bag I can use
You're so ridiculous
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hate you
I can't stop making fun if my self .
Keep ya bullshit to yaself ! I'm not hearin it no more
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ is so damn accurate . _TWITTER-ENTITY_ kills me . Too funny .
This is the best bus ride ever haha
⚽- you're awesome at soccer and we were home slices in 8th grade ! miss you
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ what if that was just a subtweet in disguise ..... #subtweet hahahaha
The Internship looks like the most perfect movie ever . Im definitely seeing it .
LOL _TWITTER-ENTITY_ glad the guy I'm dating now isn't a pedophile , since we know I haven't always picked winners #sofunny
I'm pretty sure I could run two miles between every message _TWITTER-ENTITY_ & amp ; I send because we take so long to text back .. #Oops
Our lunch table was so thirsty today . _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_
Gina just slapped me bc i pucched her
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ OMG he says he misses you too
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I was watching a documentary about sea cucumbers while chewing gum and I guess I got too excited and chomped off my tongue
When white girls actually think they can actually gig
Lol _TWITTER-ENTITY_ who your talkin to !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ lol I don't wanna talk about it
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ literally took you 17 seconds to retweet that
“ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ : every time I hear teenage dream I think of _TWITTER-ENTITY_ ” I made liv listen to me while i sang our little remix
They are basically
I just said I was a Caesar salad I mean I WANT Caesar salad
You like seriously need to stop lol it's sad someone has to tell you this but yeah
This makes me happy
I am pretty excited for New Year's Eve tomorrow _TWITTER-ENTITY_ and I know you are to hehehe
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I can't figure out why she's wearing heels
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you're such a fag
Its bad that hal and I depend on eachother for fridays after school
Glad to know you think about me
Nothing like a drunk FaceTime chat at 4 in the morning
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ I was already laughing so hard I was crying ... then I found out it was a trick ...
Not the only one
I could never work in _TWITTER-ENTITY_ I have no idea how _TWITTER-ENTITY_ does it I would've gained 10000000 pounds after my shift
Me and Marissa never have normal conversations
Twitter is the reason I'm still up right now #keepitcoming
Watching savannah try to eat a taco is the funniest thing ever
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ oh god what if he sees this
\I've never seen anyone rag doll as hard as morgo before . Craziest thing I've ever seen she was straight dead weight ! " -Becky "
My moms cooking & gt ; & gt ; & gt ; . Dale is such a great cook
okay nevermind Will wins > & gt ; & gt ; oh if you guys could see what he sent me .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ really ?
\Don't have sex . You WILL get pregnant and die ! " #meangirls "
We talking bout a a ron
I need head phones so I can watch trailer park boys
Oomf probably thinks I'm so weird .
Tonight & gt ; & gt ; & gt ; & gt ; hahaha
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ so do the saints
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you're not my mom . ✋
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ #emilyremembers isn't enough of a giveaway for you ?
I've never been in such a bad mood .
I didn't grow up , I glowed up
I think it's cause we're both some bitches
Operation get my life together in two daysNow in progress
We do stuff on the low✋
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ such a good night !
Haha I have to drive to my dad's today too
Yeah you should have and you know it
Danced to the song tom ford tonight and I thought of you blasting that song and singing it in your pink car _TWITTER-ENTITY_
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Story of yooo life !!
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ this is me hahaha
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ idk it just made me laugh
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ the kid in the back thought you were taking a picture of him
After a careful analysis of our situation at the bar ; we look like lesbians _TWITTER-ENTITY_
These snaps _TWITTER-ENTITY_
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ You figured out your twitter account !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you did ALOT to get those banners
This math class is the definition of a joke
\I'll settle for a dude if he's loaded , bank account loaded not in the pants loaded " words of Chris Klusman "
We will see who's slow when Reed breaks for 60
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ yes gawd
As much as I want a snow day , I know we aren't getting one ... Sorry everyone
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I make 22 an hour fool
Random i still have not worn my black and red 11's
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I can agree with that argument , lol .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ lol I sure did , cracked me up !!
the text I just sent that described my night .....
Hahaha Carmine said mushrooms feel like little fishies ?
Atleast I look good #getout
My FaceTime sesh with _TWITTER-ENTITY_ at 3:30 this morning & gt ; & gt ; & gt ; & gt ;
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Not walking to there obvi . #no ☔⚡
That was a hilarious movie haha good ending too !
How _TWITTER-ENTITY_ has said this is your last turn level 3's about 10 times #littlegymrats
LADY GAGA IS ON A HORSE .
Snap chatting with _TWITTER-ENTITY_ is probably one of the top 10 most hilarious things ever . Why are we so pretty ?
I think Logan's dead Oh well then I get the bed to myself
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ no I mean the killings & amp ; rapes are not that bad ! ha
A lady in south Dakota is handing out a letter to obsese kids on Halloween that says their kid isn't going to get candy bc they're obsese
If videos on Instagram is upsetting you that much then you really need to get a life .
Shots getting fired at work lmao I'm fucking Rollin
Jen is too classic
Taught my 6 year old brother how to twerk in a handstand ..... Idk if that makes me the best big sister ever or the worst
The cat is crying good performance Miley that fake cry was almost believable
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ just been single a little too long
You're fucking retarded
tw i have herpes " wise words of jayna tonight at the game #loveher _TWITTER-ENTITY_ "
killing this guitar right now
had a dream that corp came back today ... Get her shoes ready _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_
Cameron's story on SnapChat & gt ; & gt ; & gt ;
I'm in the bathroom , while still listening to the soccer game . I hear we scored so I scream GOALLLLLLLLLLLLLL from the bathroom #Merica
8 ; them lips & gt ; your an ass to me a times but I still love you
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ can't promise anything . Her ass is huge & amp ; she didn't even know till I told her . Buts kaysss
Oh my god .. Can't believe I just did that
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahaha I told you I you !!!!
I keep recalling random things that happened this weekend & amp ; dying laughing .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ lol she is in a crazy home
I just fell in love .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ why don't you go to mcdonalds and get some wamburgurs and some frenchcries
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ i wad dying when i saw that .
I wonder if she knows what you did in your pants ?
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ of course !!! she has bitten it on the ice so many times
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ i think it fits him well .. he'll learn to love it
This has been a funny funny day .
It's Friday Turn Up🆙
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you got a soft body according to Pat
My mom said I could stay home tomorrow because of what happened at leonardtown today
if my teammate hit a walk off I'd dog pile on him .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ should have her own line of pickles
remembering last night when all the slaphappys were running for our lives and i just hear Monica say \my moms gonna fucking kill me " "
I can't even take cam
people don't like too see others happy so they do anything & amp ; everything to destroy it
LOL at Baltimore having to go to Denver for the opener ! Have fun getting demolished Flacco
Waffle on the House #getit ?
I love how Zayn and Harry put the Fox on while its 1D day countdown
Alec did you really just ask if Slender Man was a woman ? hahahaha
Just kidding , I'm not
My brother sent me a video of him finding an old drawing he did . Barney hanging from noose saying \help me " "
\Roses are red , I have a phone , nobody texts me , forever alone . " _TWITTER-ENTITY_ "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahahah sometimes ...
I haven't been on a twitter in a minute ... I have a new Avi and errr'thang . Ain't got a compliment yet * looks around *
The incoming freshman football team have a lot to live up too
My mom is completely oblivious to the smell of burning cannabis in the basement .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ oh we were ... he came out when we were done putting the bike on ( after about 15 mins ) and clapped at us
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I have huge volleyball and you do
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Hahahahaha love you too !
In Victorias secret
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ your version
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ haha !!!!!!!! Too bad I already had it
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I can't breath due to laughing so hard ❤❤❤❤
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ just hugged me guys ..
So glad I'm not in highschool anymore ! Immaturity at its finest !
It's too funny .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ literally think I said this to you yesterday ...
\From oh what's his name I met at a bar ""
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ haha I was looking at it like \hmm something's wrong here ""
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Hahahahaha oh ok
Wait he barely knows I existed
“ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ : The amount of bragging that comes with a wrinkle free tape job is a little ridiculous . #itsthelittlethings #atprobs ” _TWITTER-ENTITY_
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I can't
Good to know that _TWITTER-ENTITY_ isn't lesbian
Call Me Maybe just came on Twerk It Pandora !!
Lol _TWITTER-ENTITY_ my neighbors for trying to take my parking spot and thinking I won't make my truck fit between their little hot wheels cars .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ we'll go with the yes .
Hahahah Andria just told me \don't flip the psycho switch just yet " lolol she knows me too well "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ they don't stop
Katt Williams stand up
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ it's a song lol by wale
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you know what that is ?
Lololol I can't believe I just did that
Woah guys✋ don't all make me your WCW at the same time you're going to freeze my twitter !
My papa called to ask me if I'd help him shop for new church clothes & amp ; go to lunch . Well of course
Dear bus driver do you really think I'm gonna stuff my face with my cake I have on the bus ? How about no . Lol
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I thought so
teach ryan what vine is and then he wants to make a million of them & gt ; & gt ; & gt ; & gt ; & gt ;
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ good to know my parents aren't the only ones who do this
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ says the kid with the British accent
#ThrowBackThursday : _TWITTER-ENTITY_ remember ' Shower Power Hour ' when that Chinese guy walked into our bathroom & amp ; you said NOTHING !
I eat all of Harlees food when I go to her house
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ haha , you can't . But I already did
This night is much needed ! _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ #BrittneyBelcher
I love how _TWITTER-ENTITY_ just laughs at all her haters , you are all so pathetic #lovejenelle
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I'm sorry if it makes you feel better , I didn't hear that until I heard it from you !
everybody always picking on cal's mom
I go and make her hot chocolate and I get a raunchy ass tweet that she probably did herself
You like when she chokes ?
I've never seen kellie so excited to eat chocolate she ate it so fast and after she did she goes wait I don't even like chocolate
I knew _TWITTER-ENTITY_ would appreciate that tweet #dollarstorebaddies
idk why i'm so cold but i keep putting more and more clothes on like i'm going to the snow or something
Talk all the shit you want , cause the same thing is gonna happen to you
Besides making my little sister wash my car at her fund raiser
I don't match at all today . #idgaf
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ what ?
I can't remember the last time I talked to mallo and he actually was stone sober
My sister's life is in shambles cause she got her bike stolen
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ would buy it
I wonder what people think of my avi ?
I've never laughed so hard in my life .
So glad I don't hate Carli anymore
Is your refrigerator running _TWITTER-ENTITY_
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ that's so fucked up he always uses my name !!
This is Tooo good
at Samuel trying that .
Trae's talked shit ...? He's so peaceful though ... Like at the fight \can we just talk it out " "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ you just made my life hey we hanging this weekend ?
working out . going to the sauna is working out , right ?
Jake is so messed up
And yes , the reason I gunned it out of that parking lot was in fact , _TWITTER-ENTITY_ pulling up . Right . Beside . Me .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ That doesn't surprise me at all .
We notify each other when they're getting close
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ word up let me get hype real quick #dead
I don't even know how Jeramey was ignoring me and Molly last night .
Smack cam puts me in tears
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ his voice gets annoying lmao
The conversation me and my little brother just had & lt ; & lt ; & lt ; & gt ; & lt ; & gt ; & lt ; #Awkward
This guy just asked me to get a cup of coffee with him in a year after I graduate .. LMFAO what the hell just happened
Lol I have the funniest friends ever
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ this is perfect
OHHHHHHKAY THEN !
It's official . #Twitterless Logan has come out of the closet . He's a busty , lusty , lesbian .
Swim meet tonight ! Whoop ! We're gonna die ...
Did we really hit a mailbox ...
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Thanks lol . #nowdoit
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ shut up
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Funniest thing we ever came up with that week !
This group chat
\She's just like .. one of those puppies that you just want to like put down .. but you can't ...... " _TWITTER-ENTITY_ "
Lmfao you just called yourself out !!!!
That really just happened ✌️
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I love this
I dropped my slurpee cause I was so excited to see my dude _TWITTER-ENTITY_ in the movie theater lobby
Hahaha I don't even get mad that my pictures pop up first when I go to tweet cause I have funny pictures of oomf
I knew _TWITTER-ENTITY_ would understand
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ is quoting everything _TWITTER-ENTITY_ said tonight
What Austin told me on the phone
Straight up dying that's hilarious _TWITTER-ENTITY_
The bad thing is it's my step brother an sister , an my dads payin my to watch them #Alrightthen #Whatever
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ banner > & gt ; & gt ;
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you're lame it's going to be sweet !
Snapchats from _TWITTER-ENTITY_ & gt ; & gt ; & gt ; & gt ;
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ ill hook them up
My mood just went from to
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ wanna beat his ass tomorrow before our game ?
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ HAHAHAHHA I can't
Dad keeps sayin were the \Comeback Cats " #BBN "
Give us this day , our daily bread and forgive us our trespasses .. _TWITTER-ENTITY_
Every time I eat a pb & j I think about how _TWITTER-ENTITY_ told me and brittany he made one with his fingers before
okay this is like the 9th time I've had to pee in a matter of 2 hours . #gettingridiculous
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ it's all good
I hope that tweet was a fucking joke
Linda finally told me she knew what went on at the apt sophomore year
I don't care whether you like me or not I really don't
I always overpack
Im honestly in love with Jenna
Why do I always wear see through stuff in public
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Bahahahahaha ohhh yeah . That's it .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ he'll yeah
Today is a perfect day for a run ; too bad I don't run .
Dying watching _TWITTER-ENTITY_ right now
Why yes id love to go to 4 hours of accounting and macroeconomics after wine and snacks at Catalyst
OH MY GOD I CANT STOP LAUGHING It's okay I hate you and your horses anyway .
“ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ : When I'm drunk , I'll pee anywhere” _TWITTER-ENTITY_ the bicycle place parking lot ring a bell ?!?
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahaha I can't it's too much for me at 11:30
Greg locked his keys in his car
Soccer boys are hot
All of you dated sophomores !! #gtfo #endonthat
what the fuck
\I'm gonna go up to all my teachers & amp ; be like this is what I think of your course ! * rips papers * " hahahaha _TWITTER-ENTITY_ "
You wanna twerk ? Lets twerk
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ wow
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ it really is tough sometimes having to dodge the jumbotron
My mom forgot the apples to make apple pie what a retard
I'm not only 1 persons women crush Wednesday , I'm 2 peoples #imhottt
I'm the type of guy that wants his girl to have fun . like I trust you ; you can go out and get a little tipsy with the girls .
Awkward moment when you think you see your friend driving on the road , you honk then realize it's not them ..
I packed for Georgia like I was staying for a whole week my bag heavy as a mother
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ it is but I'm dyslexics
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ only weirdo's watch that
Jack - \Damnit I thought it would be easier to eat my foot " _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ yea kinda ppl in my classes gave me weird looks because I wore a v neck lolz
\Fast and furious 6 has a higher-octane sense of humor . " Drew we are screwed _TWITTER-ENTITY_ "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ Did you just correct Morgan's grammar !? We love in the country ! Grammar don't apply to us
I think _TWITTER-ENTITY_ is _TWITTER-ENTITY_ ' s stalker ..
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I'm crying
my mom really needs to work on being more discrete when buying my Christmas gifts
sophie just tore open a hot pack and now theres black stuff everywhere
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ she could get anything she wanted from me as well
The text I just got literally made me laugh out loud !! #PeopleAreDumb
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I didn't even hit my hand on the cubby when I waved
A coworker dared me to eat a dog treat for $10 ... Easiest $10 I've made
Too much fucking Mormons on my TL and their my family I love ya
Tricia's pulling weeds on break !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you're the only one that's not welcome .. How do you feel ?
Lol Rachel found one of my old tweets from last year even I'm astounded by the stuff I say
I would fuck the freckles off Emma Stone
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I really like it what can I say
Southpark is something else
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ yes hahaha
Group messages with _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ #SoFunny
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ sorry I fell asleep on you .
Found a southern _TWITTER-ENTITY_ at Morehead
Ha I might become a substitute teacher for this fall #bestsubever
Can't wait the Lady Gaga & amp ; Muppets Thanksgiving
Coming home to my parents ' drunk stories & gt ; & gt ; & gt ;
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Sweetest Brew for you , where are you ?
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ OMG that's where it is I was definitely looking for it
My bestfriends and I going crazy at bdubs !
Middle school was hands down the worst time of my life but these tweets are making my day #proceed
How I told nick I died my hair purple and he believed me
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ your night couldn't went as bad as minee ! we both know this !
telling customers we don't have oatmeal even tho we do because we don't feel like making it _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ OMG your face in the pic
Those snapchats last night
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ don't act like you weren't the same
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I knew it was a boy
Ok we can share . The summer is all of ours
\This is ohio . This is what all of ohio looks like " "
Watching Kids Choice Awards with Zach ✌
These emojis --- > and #ThingsThatShouldntBeTweeted
Did you know Helen Keller had a dog ? Yeah neither did she .
I just died a little inside on that tweet lol
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ just thought Id let you know that I thought of you today when I saw all of the food my mom made !
You seriously have issues . You try & amp ; hide things from me when I've known about them for days .. Wow you're slow
I send _TWITTER-ENTITY_ theeeee ugliest snapchats of me lol
More like how . Lmfao . #wow
You're in my phone as liar
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ thank god for dads then ..
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahaha that's actually kinda funny .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ forrrreal I can't argue with you
I guess that's what happens when I actually answer my phone
how did quacker flack find carlys tweet in the first place
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahaha you're ridiculous good thing we have pic shop
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you're a great girl ! I'm happy to help !!
Ya girl better get a lap dance
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ sorry this mad me lolll
you look like such an idiot
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ match as in golf match tomorrow lol no
I feel super bad for _TWITTER-ENTITY_ she's in a group message with Ainsley hailey and me and I think she's sleeping
Found this matchmaker thing we did in hs with our whole school & amp ; all 3 of my ex bfs from hs were on my most compatible list
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you're gay dude
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ love it
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ haha i know
Last night I had a dream that _TWITTER-ENTITY_ and her dad were going door to door trying to sell fake ID's .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Of course .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ only because I couldn't hang out with him ! #SecondOption
Omg this girl posts about people overusing the word thirsty and she posts lonely tweets and statuses every minute < & lt ; & lt ; #youthirstytoo
Next time I go to the office I'm telling them I gotta pregnancy scare #imdone
When spongebob comes in with the health inspector in his hat
Lexi probably thinks I'm the weirdest person alive rn .
My boyfriend and my dad alone together . This is gonna be interesting
Someone is a bit underdressed for this ice rink ❄️
Cody and his mom talking about the lost kitten . _TWITTER-ENTITY_ says ITS BEEN KITTENNAPPED
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I'm sorry
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ idk who it's about but I'm adopting that saying
This is so funny .
The papaya is ripe
Anti-joke chicken is my favorite meme
Watching guys trying to figure out how to do laundry is actually really funny though
You're a rich girl with your above ground pool and your two kinds of chips and your one dad . #TheMiddle
omfgggg . Randaa staphh your seriously killing me ..
I dont understand how people post those truth things . those things take alot of work to think of something nice to say and make it seem true
Are Johnny and Mikayla really hitting eachother with hockey sticks
My sister got an hour detention for calling some girl a whore
Sober thoughts drunk words ❤️✌️
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ thats his arm idiot
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ my mom wants to see it
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ WEAKKKKKKKKKKK THAT WAS SO FUNNY I FORGOT ABOUT THAT
Fucking _TWITTER-ENTITY_ man I can't even deal
And honestly , the only people that have learned to take me and actually love me , stayed around through my bitchiness
this is too funny
2 Chainz is funny as hell
I feel bad for whoever's in mine and Frankie's social class that has to listen to us laugh and sing the fox song across the room all class
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ wow come on man
You know they are your best friends when you can have a conversation about poop at 3am
The questions I'm asking _TWITTER-ENTITY_ right now hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
I'm making steak so it'll be ready when Jayson gets here #secondshiftlife
When people like their own photos on Instagram
Smalley balls out on snapchat #based
my mom is freaking out over Baxter getting punted over the bridge
Matt karle singing in class
The shit I hear from the voc
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahaha what else are best friends for
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I'm a funny person what can I say
She was like ut why you all up in my business ?! " "
It's funny because this game doesn't even count for anything
when i ride horses my mom likes to instruct me #notatrainer
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahahah see guys are lucky . They get dicks . Vag's are just ugly . I don't care if I like girls , they're still ugly
Im laughing cause 3 people the i know dont like me liked the pic zelma posted of me on insta
No wonder everyone hates _TWITTER-ENTITY_ #JustSaying
The passages Malibu commercial gets me every time
\Can you scoot the fuck back I'm sweating " _TWITTER-ENTITY_ "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ HAHAHAHA , OH MY GOSH We were trouble together ...
I love to buy decorative pillows #RandomFact
CHEW TOBACCO CHEW TOBACCO CHEW TOBACCO SPIT
Do white cornerbacks exist ?
WHITE CHICKS IS ON
Ridiculousness is too funny
I swear motivational speeches help me study so much
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ lmao I mean we gotta up keep our hair
You must be from Tennessee because you the only ten I seehahahahhahah
It seems like me _TWITTER-ENTITY_ & amp ; _TWITTER-ENTITY_ are the ONLY ones doing #IfWeDate
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I figured . Haha
too many people say I look like _TWITTER-ENTITY_
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ tweets are too funny
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I love you too Meg . I'm seriously so happy for you though . That's awesome
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ can not wait !!!! U watch all my favorite shows and you're on my favorite show
I know it's gona be a bitter sweet day in Auburn for Uncle Rod .. They play Georgia today ! I never thought I say this but WDE , just for him
My little brother over here trying to spit knowledge from a documentary I watched like two months before .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahaha okay i'll just hit you up next time
This little black girl keeps calling me mom
If you think about it , we always run stop signs because they never tell us to go .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ watch out or she'll call the cops on you again ! B's loco !
I think I'm worse in person than I am on the Internet . If you could only imagine .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I know , I can't stop it
It's not like you had to use any of your alents " to win "
GET IT THOMAS
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ #oops .
“ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ : Trey amps himself up so much , dude has a needle dick & amp ; only last like 6 minutes in bed from what I've been hearing”
“ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ : I'm sorry to be the one to tell you this , but .. you are & amp ; will always be in the #friendzone ” nobody wants to be there !
We're sitting in the car waiting for my dad , getting all impatient ... Come to find out , he's buying weed #ImDone
“ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ : Idk why but when you Americans are drunk you proceed to speak Spanish . And it's actually really good”
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ OH MY GOD I meant to say homework but I typed school omfg .
Sticky stuff from saran wrap made bugs stick all over Peyton's car .
I cannot handle Haley right now
Sorry everyone that got that last snapchat
My mother just sang \so so suck my toe all the way to Mexico " "
When you're in that mood where you're so tired but you can't sleep and everything is just so funny & gt ; & gt ; gosh I crack myself up
I almost peed in my pants laughing . Lol that made my life !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ LMFAO I laughed out loud to that because you're probably right lmfaooooo
I love making little kids do funny things to people in public
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I am aware ! I was quoting a friend and left out the quotations . My bad
First thing Miss Virgin Islands wants to do is go eat some Kentucky Fried Chicken #BlackGirlStatus #MissAmerica
My dad just used the term \wicked ass lightning " . "
Amy stop eating the doughy cookies !!
Or when I spent the first 5 months of college not meeting new people because I was so infatuated with someone back home ? #collegememories
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ lol you have the butt pic of mine on your phone
no oral sex & amp ; no making out for a month
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I know I'm so funny I kill myself
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you're only saying that because you know it's about you
Just because ima be a mother doesn't mean I can't laugh at shit and people stupid arguments . As long as I'm not involving myself we good
I never thought of you more than a friend #confused
I swear to god everything in my family is centered around food and technology ..
What happened to Cauley-stein's hair ?
Don't hit girls it's illegal like some other things
can't wait to see _TWITTER-ENTITY_ wear his fanny pack
Oh do you have a fake ID ?
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ has been screaming at the top of her lungs in the middle of Farrell's for the last 30 min #thelife
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahaha it must know you're playing
Warm sheets right from the dryer > & gt ; you know im not moving today
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Adam should instead .
Why can't I find one normal guy who likes to travel , likes raves , and will come to Dublin with me for tomorrowland . Not askin for to much
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ always . must be doing something right obvi .
Who would have known snapchat would get me in trouble
You sit on a throne of lies
Did _TWITTER-ENTITY_ really just walk out of the room yelling his is BS " to mr Daley ? What are you even mad about dude "
\I wanna get hy on potenuse " I love key and peele "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I know you're not tweeting and driving my car at the same time
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ sameee and I have to get like a 98% on it to get an A in the class
I love the noise twitter makes when I refresh the page
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ don't make me salty no more !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I have the link booked marked for my enjoyment later on
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ did you just subtweet me Alex we're gonna fight #TiredOfIt #GetOverYourself
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ we get into it & amp ; their like they must hate eachother !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ that creepy old man
Or I'll spell daily like Trevor . Dailey .
my mom srsly got out of the car while we're in the drive thru & amp ; flipped on burger king for taking too long .. brb pissing myself .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ that was amazing !
Girlfriend of the year . Just picked up that stupid COD Ghost game for _TWITTER-ENTITY_
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I got mine save even saved the plastic lmao
I love how the Lighting couldn't get a single SoG in the 1st
I try to take Sweetpea with me everywhere !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ okay good ! I wonder if Kroy Biermann( #71 ) is related to _TWITTER-ENTITY_
You so thirsty #cantdeal
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ legit THE craziest bitch #ShesGottaGoooo
I am hilarious .. Just ask _TWITTER-ENTITY_ , she'll agree .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I thought Stephen ran it ?
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you were creepin
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ there is sooo much lettuce and cheese in my car
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ ur not cute at all , and ur rude for saying that ...
My dad just said he had M&M's in his belly button
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ thankss ??
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ do I know who this is about
Spent some much needed quality time with _TWITTER-ENTITY_ and her mom and went to the movies
tanners gonna have so many snapchats from me ..
That field go tho >
So it's okay to mouth about the Saints , but I do the same and it's not okay ? Makes total sense
He spit on Erika while he was asking her out #funniestshitever
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ haha well damn
I still think the highlight of my day is when we were at OSU and the lady yells \O-H " and I respond " O-I " ohoi . lol at my life "
When I'm with _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ and Kyle I can never stop laughing .
One of the dimples on my cheeks is bigger than the other one like wut
Skipped school , to shop all day
I literally sit here and stare at Hannah until she realizes ..
Saferazza is killin me right now #unbelievable
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ that awkward moment when that wasn't even me ...
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ .. Alright common
#StoryBehindMyScar crazy mom
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ good ! That's awesome . I mean I might as well , he always has called me coach
Who am I kidding #foreveralone
She said its not okay with her like he asked her #catfish
I can't even . #lolz
Been with _TWITTER-ENTITY_ & amp ; _TWITTER-ENTITY_ for too long #leave
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ has a pretty good girl waiting on her & amp ; if anybody messes that up ill key your shit & amp ; beat your ass
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahahahahha ! That caught me so off guard , a warning would've been nice
I showed my nephew a picture of a brachial plexuses and he said it was seaweed . #lovehim
Best group message right now _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ you caught me !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ get it together krista !
We express our love by insulting each other _TWITTER-ENTITY_
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ should we bring Luis and chad and see what that say how you feel about it
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I haven't gotten mine fixed yet hahahaha definitely crooked
Thanks for the strikeout _TWITTER-ENTITY_ he knows #BMS is thirsty ! #30Rack
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you would know right ?
You read my text and don't respond . Again .
what do I do when I wake up early ... Creep on _TWITTER-ENTITY_ Instagram pics from forever ago ❤
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ alright cool sorry I'm not to helpful but I have a map from the beginning of the year ..
Rebecca brought a whole box cheez it's to gym every Y day wtf she's a weirdo _TWITTER-ENTITY_
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahahah your tweets
I don't think I've laughed that hard in a while _TWITTER-ENTITY_
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Ashley , you are confusing beyond belief .
Really surprised they all let a girl drive & amp ; navigate in this
Dudes got balls to knock on my door and ask me to go out tonight what
My mom's actually taking a class at apple to learn how to use her new iPhone
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ spot on !
Laughter is honestly one of the best gifts in life
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ that ones great
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ your last snap
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahha If we get sent outta class we go to our advisor , & amp ; we have the same one
“ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ : _TWITTER-ENTITY_ wasn't the first time ... haha I think you about broke my nose when you did that to me” hahaha I cant help it
I always get friend zoned
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I'm sorry but this makes me laugh . #fuckapes
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I'm sorry .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ lmao , thanks , thanks crusty❤️
Telling my mom how to bait a hook with a a worm and her response is hat worm is someone's mom , dad or baby " #loveher "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ bahaha !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Oh , for sure ! Lol . Glad I can at least say I learned my directions this year .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Lol I saw that and instantly thought of you
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I have no life tbh
Joey Cav is going to wake up 400lbs one day with all that shit he eats
Twin is the funniest
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahahahahahah he better watch out !!
Haha , you got it the wrong way around .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ ugh .. The carpet monster tripped me ?
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ lmao you're so rude
Thinking that was about me when we don't even talk and you're not in this school . Lol . I am absolutely pathetic .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ family doesnt count
\I am in shape because I walk with the Lord . " _TWITTER-ENTITY_ #YES "
He just said she's heavy as fuck
You try to slay every girl , just stop
\I'm not really religious , I'm more of like a spiritual person " #GirlCode "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ what the hell
Can't even wait to converse with ging when I get off work
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ bring your almond ass back to DQ
That teammate life
Disney plays the best Halloween movies . I don't care how old you are either
Just because you play and \love " softball , doesn't mean you're good at it bitch . "
Watch the wifi crash
I love the wave pool because I'll be on a tube thingy & amp ; I'd like hit someone with it while I'm on it
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ \I need you to teach me how to peg this kid in the face and make it look like an accident . " "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ LMAO HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH ME TOO
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ yeah ..
I just watched our soccer video from last year and I'm crying I miss everyone . _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ why are you so gay julie ?
Spider man plays basketball
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ and the year before when TIM TEBOW put you
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ oh boyyyyy
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ my phones location says we're in Alabama right now like DEF NOT
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ lolololololol I amaze myself
I just redownloaded snapchat and just spent the last 20 minutes watching snaps from the past 3 months
What girl would ever want a guy with no future ???? Oh that's right , only hs girls
Katrina right now is so over tired its fricken hilarious
we really just played ddr at the rec
\Aunt Betty since it's your 80th Christmas . we want you to say grace . " " grace ? Grace died 30 years ago " "
Miguel just told me he's blocking me I hate you !
Everyday on our bus we sing kid songs
So everyone here knows my life story why is that not a shocker .... Let that shit go
I love the movie #Bridemaids i watched it about 20 times and still crack up
\The best way to get over somebody is to get under somebody . " Wise words of _TWITTER-ENTITY_ "
Wonder how embarrassed that boy is though for losing to a girl who grannied it in
S/O to _TWITTER-ENTITY_ for having like 5 f's and your funny as hell
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ did he swear to the oath ??
I can't believe I almost got into a fight with a bunch of guys
The pictures Karlee just sent me
you're basically more likely to win the lottery than be able to get a hold of _TWITTER-ENTITY_ when you need to
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I'm like 90% sure I said fuck some where in the message .. Just sayinnn !
Simon is outside with my brother and sister treasure hunting with my brothers metal detractor
The amount of drunken ratchet photos of almost everyone I know in my phone is ridiculous .
Me and Morgans conversations we have literally all we talk about is Breaking Bad
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I mean I laughed . Not sure if I should've .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ all because I used the word cocksucker .
I crack myself up . #forreal
can't wait till tmrw
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ neverrrrr !!! Even if it was fire face , ok maybe not the but any other time I would
RIP Paul Walker
The amount of mistakes Mrs. Lane made in this letter though
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ I bet you if chelsie asks considering they only remember her like she goes there alone
I can do nothing but laugh
I just died because I remembered when that basketball hit my head in gym and i foreal couldnt walk straight _TWITTER-ENTITY_
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ screw that !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ ya that's a little bit of a problem .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I'm going to randomly place rubber ducks in your path from now on
Galford trucking , Greenler plumbing , Dye construction
yes mom i'd love some food
This convo I'm having & gt ; & gt ;
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ he slices his finger open everytime is hilarious
It's always nice to get a gooooood chuckle in . Don't ya think ?
\Mean girls .. They don't eat enough cake , they've probably never had an orgasm before . " "
Mom got mad cause there were little muddy footprints all over the house
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ lmao i kinda feel bad but at the same time not
“ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ : It's only 715 but I'm about to body slam Lilly” . Hahahahahaha this had me in teams when I read it
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ can't sleep from watching the conjuring
Just checked out my recent emojis and I'm not really sure why I even used half of them ... Guess its from my drunk texts this weekend .
Tonight was so fun other then getting an allergie attack and someone's mail box getting ran over
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ fuck you bitch . Your mad cuz noone wants to kiss you not even for free food
I'm excited for Christmas . So Mikey can open Madden 25 . And I can play it
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ nooooooo .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ oh my god . The way your dad texts
My flash was definitely on when I took that lmao
My dad just asked me if I was I love with my self #snapchatproblems
Pete and his gum
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ your killin me right now
Omg I love Bob's Burgers so much . So hilarious .
Thank you _TWITTER-ENTITY_
Watching this one video we made in journalism a long time ago lmao ares was definitely the best of all !!
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ but for real . Why did that happen ?! #shitgotcrazy
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Hahahah I freaking love you
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahahahahaha ! My bad
Me and Lyss are literally twins ✋
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I don't know you but your tweets literally make me die
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ haha ! That still tickles me . ... & amp ; you're welcome ! Thanks for being such a great friend .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ of course you would , you love the hunger games
The rumors these days are crazy
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahahaha you got me there !
If you're going to talk shit at least _TWITTER-ENTITY_ the person .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ every quiz does that to me . But I have well over 100 points . I should just like not take the final .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahahahaha I'm LOLing
Matt agreed to watch stepbrothers with me ... he's in for a rude awakening with me knowing every word
The fact that even my grandma calls _TWITTER-ENTITY_ \Colty " & gt ; & gt ; & gt ; & gt ; "
I love when _TWITTER-ENTITY_ tags me in vines it's like forwarding funny emails
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I can tell ...
Shut up you don't know what you want !
grant just went in ...
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I know !! He give us stuff that no one understands !
The conversation _TWITTER-ENTITY_ and I have during history and English ...
#InMiddleSchooI I alway went to _TWITTER-ENTITY_ room for candy
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahahah it's gonna be a long semester with you
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ holy shit I didn't even notice
I bought my grandfather a hat for Christmas that says \holy shit I'm old " and that's all he's been wearing since "
the nail place says me & amp ; Anna are the 2 tramps
I think it's hilarious how I've never done a thing to you a day in my life ... but you act like you absolutely hate me . ok .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ just did !!
no matter why we always sweat
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ order some pizza for this hoe and don't pay for it
This has got to be the funniest twitter night of the summer
Meanwhile , Purdue is playing some pretty great football at 1-5 , with their lone win against an FCS school by 6 . #BoilerFail
Watching NASCAR with my father . He is asleep and he is the reason it's on
Scared for my life
And _TWITTER-ENTITY_ don't give a fuck
Hope _TWITTER-ENTITY_ doesnt die from his supposed food positioning ... Make sure to take a shower if you have another meltdown . Praying for you
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ I hope you guys don't tell anyone what I said . I may be locked up
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ is so violent
This is so amusing right now
Haha we are except the fact I can't stay awake lol _TWITTER-ENTITY_
Dad- did your boyfriend get you that cross ring . Me- yeah if my boyfriend is my credit card
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ my mom seriously knows what's up ! she knows me well enough already !!! #dead
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ \put your 3 fingers together ! That was the size if the slug " "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ i was at Denny's this morning and that \girl put your records on " song came on and I thought of you and _TWITTER-ENTITY_ "
Bash just had his first encounter in the rain , he officially hates me
I want to go back to the day when we hid outside my grandparents house pretending to break in at 10:30 at night .
When everyone was disabling their ask accounts
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ wow what a classic picture
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Jake .. from State Farm .. _TWITTER-ENTITY_
Well I'm gonna die considering my flight leaves at 7:30 am
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ I'm not responding
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ guess I'm not the only one who lies .
I had to stay & amp ; see these idiots frog gig before I leave
Big booty baliey and _TWITTER-ENTITY_ are at the same Rocknies as me
Jerald's dancing in the locker room
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ oh well ,
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you're such an idiot
Leave it to me to be unproductive ALL day
matt is too funny
Keith : I tried to buy the used college books that had a lot of good highlighting and notes all the way through #BangForMyBuck
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ ' a face when I got him food
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ . I just died
David's snap was way too funny not to screenshot
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I love you .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ who ever would think of that is soo lame .. cough cough
Well looks like my neck got chewed on by a beaver .....
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ he looks thrilled to be in your arms ...
I have no clue how I'm functioning right now
Drunk quotes from _TWITTER-ENTITY_
My uncle is absolutely horrible at just dance
\That's not how you throw a chair . " -Coach Knight "
My dad 56 & amp ; still going out too clubs & amp ; getting drunk . t'f
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I DID NOT
I didn't mean to tweet that god damn picture again
I'm noone's second choice , more like the 8th or 9th . #fatamy
Mike really just got out the car and stood on the bay bridge
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ I'm going tonight losers
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ where did you even find that
My grandparents are discussing the evolution of the selfie .
Homecoming was on point . Had so much fun ❤
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I feel so incredibly honored , standby while I prepare my speech .....
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ now when I got that interception I was just screaming I couldn't breathe I was going so crazy lolol
The fact that _TWITTER-ENTITY_ thought that my friend hanging out in my room was my ex the whole time silly girl .
Your eyes were sweating pretty bad after safe haven !!!!
Seriously the funniest hahahaha who the fuck watches a documentary on odd animal couples !?!!?!
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I know then after it I felt like a creep
Just walked by the cycling class at the Y and these old people are getting hype riding these bikes it's hilarious .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ . Bitch , try me .
I've come to the conclusion that _TWITTER-ENTITY_ was a dog in his past life .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ #dontneedbabies can't wait .
Maicey stopped texting me too .. I swear people stop texting me all the time .
True Love by Pink is basically mine and Luke's entire relationship .
just saw a comercial for myspace ... guess theyre tryna make a come back
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ I was killing her
Always expect the unexpected ! It could make everything so much more ........ Fun !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ we know Tay
Straight into the hallway
There's a nurse at my work that looks like a black Fat Amy
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ stop talking about me
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ lol it's way to much . It'll take me 4 paychecks to pay it off ... 25 bucks haha
That's embarrassing , I'm erasing that now
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ 10:40 isn't even early you hoe
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I don't so it's all good
IM DONE W TAYLOR . That tweet killed me
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ does it work ?!?
12- you're the funniest person to snapchat but god you take some ugly snapchats and you're mean to me
bailey to her family : please stop yelling my friend is here
The third guy I ever kissed was when my best friend dared me to kiss her cousin #brittany #jacob
I think I snapchat duke everyday just saying I miss him just so he doesn't forget about me
The fockers is on
I called colt a prince
Makes it look easy
My signature at Pita Pit right now .... I'm actually embarrassed . Hahah
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ lol . Or we could always use Don Kelly
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I ask myself that question everyday
I guess it's only fitting to get a child's meal at Chick-Fil-A after I get my nails painted like a child .
Vines kill me .
Apparently theres this new thing called #cutforzerrie based off of the fact that a 1d member is getting married . #1D fans = pathetic af
HAHA cant believe this .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I used to be like Shirley I love her where did you find her
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ when am I wrong ? ❌
I love how our travel team always talks about what we got as our last answer on the westest .
watching my dad play volleyball is the funniest thing
Alabama a little rusty
Who the hell are these teachers
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you don't know what we do in Gainesville .
My mom just said I gotta take a selfie while I'm having my turkey ok
I hate stalkers
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ woops . I'll try to be nicer .
I wanna stop but I can't get enough
Lol it's funny how you think you're making me mad , when in reality I can't help but laugh at you and your horrible life choices
Love this app that shows me who stalks me and who looks at my profile #quitstalkin
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ vaguely remembering this
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ the zipper ride
They have every emoji involving paper except for a crumpled up piece of paper lol
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ omg that will be interesting
I really wanna know what _TWITTER-ENTITY_ got my boyfriend for christmas #bromance
Literally everytime someone says \what the heck ? " I just think of Aiden ❤ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ "
Have you ever heard of bad titties !? _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahahaha
\Laugh it up fuzz ball ! " _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ "
She said anything for you bb
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ & amp ; I be on that seefood diet .
Only I would take something out the oven and drop it all on the floor at work
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ You dropped my fucking weed in the water ! Ahahah shit that weekend > & gt ;
“ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ : Work needs to be over so I can go home and get shitfaced ✌” omfg i'm so glad you're my roommate
Kelsey's snap chats
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ she's not bad enough for me
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ i laughed sooo hardd
Scared the fuck out if my cousin _TWITTER-ENTITY_
The snap chats I'm getting from _TWITTER-ENTITY_ and _TWITTER-ENTITY_ cuz their stuck on a roller coaster
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ just died brb
Tonights bout to get sketchy
Whatchu do won't make you me
I'll join you in twitter jail !
Babysitting is back in business
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ they always do
Apparently my mom can't take me anywhere cause I act like a kid and embarrass her
Late Night with _TWITTER-ENTITY_ is literally the funniest talk show ever !!! Wichita State won't win though ...
When I was little my dad told me I couldn't go to KU and I cried #jayhawknation
All these freshmen in my sub are having their parents drive them to the bus stop ...
Christmas tree shopping with Kara's dad . He's sending us pictures of them
#WhatToSayAfterSex that wasn't satisfying
I've had my hair in a pony tail for about five days now
\What you want taylah I'll get it for you " " I'll get you the moon " "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Ohmygod yes .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ oh right I forgot
Good lord . Took me an hour to read _TWITTER-ENTITY_ ' s novel of a message she just sent me
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ that was hilarious
funniest dinner ever
When people steal your pictures !!!
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Been busy facetimin my man ! Have a great day , beautiful !
Rebecca Black did not come out with a song called Saturday ...
Who cares ?!
It's official , I now own Masons house
Ida refuses to move away from Cleveland street
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ GRAM omggg she needs a tweeter on her phone hahahaha
This _TWITTER-ENTITY_ twitter was made for cocky people like me
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ your middle name is Scott ?
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ lmao that's awesome I would rock that any day of the week
You know you're mature when you delete and block people from Facebook because they're hanging out with people you don't like
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ oh I thought it was because you favorited my last one ops well then it's neither of you guys !
Jayme takes the best avi pictures tbh
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ loves it when I take my cleats off and shove my feet in her face in between games .
Mom : if you don't stop saying everything I pick up is unhealthy your not coming with me anymore Me : that's really unhealthy #shelovesit
caleb is so weird ..
It's TUESDAY !
I swear i get in trouble to much✋
it pretty neat that we're all on the east coast .... _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_
Excited for my class tonight .
We're mixing music like we're skrillex
When kip backs over the plastic bowl > & gt ; & gt ; fuckin funny
That video _TWITTER-ENTITY_ just sent me
Where's _TWITTER-ENTITY_ oh wait she's at school
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ HAHAHAHAHAHA omg so done hahaha
I offended you ... Guess what I don't care
Shaylyn's raging that she got subtweeted .
Napoleon Dynamite has to be the most awkward but funny movie is the world
Haha I asked coach shufferd how he had so much energy and he was like its crack ! Haha
Am I the only person not going to winter formal tonight ?
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I don't know
I'm out in that one !
I hope I don't bust my ass or kill anymore plants trying to climb in that window ...
Did my mom really just try twerking I can't ...
No one talking about the Grizzlies and Spurs
Oh wait I was ...
i dont know why _TWITTER-ENTITY_ was tagged in that
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ oh .... You are funny I like you .
Tucker playing games on my phone and tweeting them
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ haha I love you Taylor
Our conversations last night ! > & gt ; _TWITTER-ENTITY_
Changing in my car . #classy
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ how did baseball practice go ??
That awkward moment when That ginger bread house gets more action than me ... _TWITTER-ENTITY_ #brb #dying
We all posted something different because we can't exactly tell what my mom is saying
Kim and I are so weird #icantdeal
im still in shock that Meghan set my hair on fire last night
I always find things the morning after the guys come that I just can't explain ..
I seriously only fuck with Kyle , everyone else seems to talk shit about me when I'm not around ✂️✌️
I love doing this
S/o to _TWITTER-ENTITY_ for being a good house wife
Can I just go home and study
I think I just pissed myself
Just woke up and GTA V is still on #GAMERLIFE
Legit took my mom and I about 5 mins both trying to reverse the same car up a hill to park .. seriously hope no one was watching !!
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ don't use big words
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ can you not read ?
I love _TWITTER-ENTITY_ bio
Mrs Abbott : Name a girl that you adore very much . Me : Alexis Texas Mrs. Abbott : I don't think I've ever heard of her .
I wanna sleep in and cuddle with my boyfriend can that be possable ? Yes if Tahlequah schools be my best friend and say fuck it no school
Definitely best 5th period ever #fire
This fool trying to hate on our girls when his team lost to Ouachita twice #sitdown
Me and Sean going through old pictures
Hahah the Mexicans have 15 vehicles lined up on Cory . #illegals
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ haha you do love you some Taco Bell
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you did not just tweet that
Remember when that guy made us sing My Humps & amp ; Premiscious Girl with him ? _TWITTER-ENTITY_
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ every selfie you do ... I've been saving
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ wtf was this ?!?
I love that vine so much !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ old saint NICK ⬅️
Shania sat by a meth head of 15 years during driving school today .
Why is he doing her like that on twitter
I'm not sure if Amanda's asleep and is being creepy or of she's awake and is screwing with me ..
Mom said he drug heads in the back the street " "
Somebody had me drizzle caramel on their drink really pretty today so they could Instagram it
Knights of Columbus , the talk I just had with _TWITTER-ENTITY_ has me rolling .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ oh my gosh . YOU DID !!!!
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you're a little late .. I posted that 3 months ago
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahahah oh my god
You don't know shit bitch !
time really flew by tonight .... work from 7-7 . #hospitalprobs
Having Ray as your waiter at Applebee's & gt ; & gt ; & gt ; & gt ;
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Nate , does your mom have a twitter ?
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ lol my first time being called a white girl love you to !
Nobody hangs out with me anymore
Watching these girls trying to do roller derby
last night .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahaha why
I asked the lady at the hair salon to change the radio station because Miley Cyrus was on and she actually changed it lolol
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ ellen ! Hahaha
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ what are we doing nigga let's go home RAT NOW
I know its only tuesday butttt I want to go to a club this weekend
Sometimes I wonder where my brain wanders off too
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ good observation
I always piss Mariah off , so funny !
Hahaha my family's group chat
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I have no clue what we're doing I have to work until 9 though
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ ryan told me to chirp at you guys _TWITTER-ENTITY_
\Somewhere sir mix a lot is crying his eyes out " "
When ur mom tells me to stop bringing strange men into her life at all hours of the night you know that's when you need to reevaluate
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ oh . Shelby jr ! I was just letting everyone know the child of yours Im naming is also mine
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ snapchats & gt ; & gt ; & gt ; & gt ; & gt ;
A couple hours a day ... smh
Girls are crazy
\ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ : Taylers jealous of the goodnight calls , good morning texts and cute names that I get " smd , I'm incredibly jelly "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ are cracking me up
Seriously laughing my ass off right now . The shuttle driver just wrecked this lady's hoverround
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ not u
Never did I just say cereal
someone save me
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ Allie eat a snickers , you get stupid when you are hungry .
Pimps don't cry oh man _TWITTER-ENTITY_
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ now you gotta make me look bad on twitter and at baseball c'mon
All these SHG kids are crying about going back to CTK
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ omg
Cameron's falling asleep eating apples talking to himself
Currently crying at the princess diaries
My grandma is the greatest . She had on a spoon ring that I've been wanting and referred to herself as he crazy grandma " . ❤ "
#InElementarySchool i was the president of that bitch
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ lol think I'll have to pass on that , thanks tho
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I keep getting all your twitter notifications
I officially think differently of _TWITTER-ENTITY_ after this game .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ : Dabo says after watching tape : \If we played FSU 10 times , they probably win five and we'd win five . " ” after being blown out "
I have the most dysfunctional relationship .
Some peoples minds on twitter ... Only God can help them
Hahahahahaha the news I just found out is so embarrassing for you .
I'm finally realizing your a fucking tool . Hahah . What was I thinking .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ we sure as hell aren't! Haha I don't claim them fags . As far as I'm concerned I've been single ma whole life .
Now she's playing NSync
Lol I thought it was kinda funny seein two 14 year olds last night they had me go to bed little ones .
Coach hill tried to recruit me as a wide receiver
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I was obviously sleepy last night I hash tagged #timberwolves instead of #thunder
Just realized how much batman stuff I actually own
This is why I don't like girls . I only like Amanda & amp ; Jordan
Lmao I just told someone I was gay
I only enjoy telling people about my life so much because its actually hilarious & amp ; everyone just laughs #unreal
I'm kissing someone on New Years . Problem is , Idk who that is yet .
the fact that I'm gonna be with _TWITTER-ENTITY_ tonight makes me wanna rip my eyeballs out of my head
My mom had a TRRRIBLE date at Erin's pub tonight love her crazy stories .
Keep telling yourself that
I got in trouble in 3rd grade for telling someone \ go suck your moms pussy " Damn was I little bitch . "
Easiest three dollars I ever made
- luhh you so much I can't even explain . And you're so funny and you always tell me about you're little boy problems
he was obviously not impressed
This chick is flipping out
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I know I remember because you wouldn't stop saying that at the gym ..
Lol Peterson , you pussy #VikingsStillSuck
My dad tries to be so hip and do what all the kids are doing
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I was taller than you when you had your heels on and I didn't
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ the vines
Megan , Dana & amp ; Hailey keep talking about how much of a bitch I am
Reading _TWITTER-ENTITY_ would brighten anyone's day they're just so random and hilarious
This weather makes me think of memories from last summer☺
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ well to each their own ! lmao
The fact that I was insistent on bringing workout clothes to New York and now realizing I never wore them .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ MISSS you already little newt
Everyone watch out for Gabby's car on Reese road
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ this war would go on for days . But just remember I have the karaoke videos and you don't .
Fuck fake friends , I don't need none of you . Immature bull shit
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hey that's what I was last year !
At Taco Bell hearing the car in front if me ordering food is hilarious right #fatpeopleproblems
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ deffinetly not
Maybe my tweets are about you ..
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ tweets right now & gt ; & gt ; & gt ;
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I couldn't help myself
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ but i love him as friend thats my booyyy
how is that made
S/O to _TWITTER-ENTITY_ for being the coolest girl I know ! I'm do happy I've met you ! You're so funny
Now that was funny
When Shawn tries to rap . & lt ; & lt ; & lt ;
Puss in boots
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ your buttt is mine this Friday !
lets be honest ' who doesn't like head ?
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ sorry guys
Sounds like _TWITTER-ENTITY_ had a pretty dang interesting night
Listening to the graduation march here in Jay America ... I have high hopes of the drum line to go off .
I remember when JJ sent me a picture of a policeman at Bills and said ypical pig " #misshim #fuckthepolice "
Its like a new person everyone has like a personality disorder at one point in time : sober and fine fucked up and out of control
Literally , like 5 or 6 movies this whole week ... More than I've seen in 1 year
He's never gonna talk to me again❤️
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ it was so good
When people go out on a fri and show up the next day and all you hear when you walk in is throwing up been there done that lol
I fucking love Arily for that tweet !!
And this is why they are my bestfriends
The fact that my bf shoved cake in my moms face and then she tackled him and shoved cake down his pants & gt ; & gt ; & gt ;
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ wow I was just thinkin the same thing then realized ....... I have neither
Carissa is singing backstreet boys . Oh my god . _TWITTER-ENTITY_
You're a bad influence
Not really happy with the delay I'd rather just stay home
Ha Wlive is the stupidest thing ever .... #dying
our defensive end is our best running back
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ the man changed his name ! Just being respectful .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I knew you'd love this !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ were you the one I said I'd take on a bungee jumping date !?
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahaha that sucks
\The best way to stay outta trouble when you're drinking is just .. don't leave the house , stay home , its safer . " "
Running to baby got back idk how I did it in a serious way considering I just wanted to rap the whole song the whole time
I just paid my mom for my insurance and she just about died laughing and asked me what it was for ... I'm sometimes soiled
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ just a few more mins and I'm off work ❤
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hit that girl like she was playing hockey .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I prefer the second option
21 Jumpstreet is on
This guy just stated at us while he walked by and ate his breadstick
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I feel that way all the time
I gotta be up at 8 and I'm still staying up
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I hate you .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you get asked some crazy stuff on ask fr . But , I just laugh at all of it !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ no I'm awake .
I'm dead from what Jacob just told me _TWITTER-ENTITY_
Hey mom .. I'm never coming home !
She wouldn't be in the barn with the other horses #DanceMoms
Went to sleep before _TWITTER-ENTITY_ last night , and woke up with a picture of her ass on my phone #stayclassy
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ idk are u
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ can you beat level 28 for me
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ luv u 2 this is sew nice #tearsofjoy
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ lmao omg but can't wait to see ya
OMG I CAN'T
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you shoulda turned around and said something .
the fed ex guy tripped down the stairs on my front deck I'm crying
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ yep
Does anyone want my 700th tweet ? Lol I'm asking for 700 when everyone else is asking for 7K
killll . that bitch everywhere
I should try this sleeping thing
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ not enough leather I need more !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you're killing it with the retweets right now
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ gets frostbite on the middle of summer #
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ -13 because we don't pay attention anyways
Do other people talk about these things ?
No , you not in my class . . . But you could be in my bed . I'm kidding I'm kidding ! I have #nofilter
I do as I please . If there's an issue , then
but I really feel bad for anyone who is going back to saint als good luck fags
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ lol yeah you're right
It's a must to read _TWITTER-ENTITY_ ' s tweets daily . Non stop laughter❤️ #LoveIt
Bruce Almighty is the greatest movie ever .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ I believe more towards big foot than mermaids is that bad haha
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ I can't .
Your so far up his ass
Watching safe haven with my egg friend _TWITTER-ENTITY_
Some lady at petco is giving me an in depth description of her five cats right now
Everyone's watching #PLL while I'm watching a show where old people pull pranks on teenagers #halarious
Inside jokes > & gt ; & gt ; & gt ; & gt ; oh man
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I don't watch that show so that statement was irrelevant to me
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ could you imagine !
I can't handle this day
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ and you and _TWITTER-ENTITY_ being mad creeps the one day !!
Vines make my day ..
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I'd be sooooo scared if I were you hahahahahaha
Mrs. Pilewski done went off on this bitch this is why she's my favorite teacher
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ oh so you're dumb ? I'm obviously talking
I think I'm the only one giving out those little valentines tomorrow like we did in elementary school
hahah I swear I love J
Bumpin backstreet boys with kels
Always know if _TWITTER-ENTITY_ is in a silly mood from her tweets #crazybiotch
Every time I hear the song Cleveland is the reason I think of _TWITTER-ENTITY_
the heat was one of the funniest movies i've ever seen .
Of course I forgot my id
Lili just barked her head off at the bug man
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ HAHAHAHAHA I AM
The only way we gonna be friends again is if YOU apologize to ME . Cause I didn't do anything . ✋ #stubborn
Are you guys sure you missed me ?
Why the hell did I just do my hair ? #borediguess
Hey there Delilah , what's it like in your vagina ? omg
Hello welcome to ACC can I wash your balls for you ? #hahahahah #imdying
def subtweeted doms song
sometimes I pretend I'm cool and boys like me . and then I remember that I'm not , and they don't
seriously I cannot get over everything that happened
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I believe that
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ just made my day
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ true exactly what I do
Chillin in Astronomy with Connor , I'm not even in this class
“ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ : Adam doesn't know it yet but he gets two choice tonight , Mean Girls or Harry Potter . ” he better pick mean girls !!
Yesterday we played the penis game when amber was on the phone with her mom
Thanks for the wonderful voicemail last night _TWITTER-ENTITY_
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ nice try Dax
Shoutout to _TWITTER-ENTITY_ for waking _TWITTER-ENTITY_ & amp ; I up by throwing things at us . Glad you're home
If you ask me for a ride home the answers gonna be no everytime
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ haha sounds good
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ We've stood in the same area .
my old laptop has so many blackmail pictures
Took the ref and a couple penn state players down Hyde
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Backups who would beat the Cowboys today .
How is it that I manage to get myself into the most awkward situations of all time ? _TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahahha
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ oh yeah on my way !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ that's an old one ! But a good one
Haha !! Hacked by _TWITTER-ENTITY_
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Omg ... I hate us
\He's a cunt & amp ; he likes boys " okay Cody "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I gotta show it to you it's hilarious
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I tweeted this a while back
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahah his feet will be like dragging the ground
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahah that game was funny
Hahahha omfg I'm done
HUNTER MOORE HAS PEOPLE PUNCHING THEMSELVES
Hah , I can't tonight I just can't .
I anger myself that I never touch my phone when I go out .. guess it's half the fun having people send me crazy shit
My brother is dressing up as the big bad wolf tomorrow
You Wearing A Toga Tomorrow ? _TWITTER-ENTITY_
My truck smells like So Mallorey is making me get a air freshener
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ LOVE how you spelled don quixote like it sounds but alright .. What section is most the vocabulary from ?
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ lololol ! Don't make fun of me !! How could I ever forget ? I was SO in love .
Can't get over the fact Ryan Cabrera or someone in his camp lied to our ppl
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ ahahahahahahaha i love us .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ that's so me
Everyone's wearing chocos _TWITTER-ENTITY_
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ where's _TWITTER-ENTITY_ she's missing out
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ u shoulda seen my mom last night
\I'm as hard as trigonometry " "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ just snap chatted me , a picture of me .... #Creeper HE'S ACROSS THE LIBARY FROM ME ! Lmao #GotmeSlippin lol
I wanna make a collage of this past year but it'll be filled with pictures of my ex and people I'm not even friends with anymore
Don't go gospel gangster on them I love Meet The Browns
What you doing glowing like you pregnant ?!
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ i said it was just a joke
Evan just said he don't know where the front or back of stuff is
JESUS DRANK WINE MOM COME ON IN THE NAME OF JESUS ALLOW ME TO GET DRUNK TODAY .
Was gonna watch the brewers vs cubs tonight but then remember I could walk down the hill and watch better ball at Hurley
“ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ : Just experienced the microwave brownie in a mug . See you in 50 pounds . ”
A kid on a skateboard just ran into a girl on a moped
You try to hard .. Stop .
Mona is pretty cute .
Even though I could recite every line in benchwarmers I still crack up every time I watch it #Hilarious #SmackItInTheButt
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ really ? lol wow shut up ! You're the perfect one .
hoebag slut machine
#ReplaceAShowTitleWithTwerk Ned's declassified twerk survival guide .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Hahahaha I'm so glad I gotIt
Shout out to the cop who just made fun of us for being at Stone so early _TWITTER-ENTITY_
When girls call my boyfriend they best friend . No no no . The only best friend he got is me the fuck you mean
What if heaven is like it is in this is the end
lol please . you're so pathetic
At least _TWITTER-ENTITY_ sees it
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ nah , it's actually easy as long as you don't go out too far or get lost .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ I don't think he does
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ THE DEVIL IS A LIAR
My conversation with _TWITTER-ENTITY_ right now . Too good .
Sorry but I do not wanna make love like gorillas #CreepyAF
\Claud those heels are so high , how're you gonna last the whole wedding " " PAIN IS BEAUTY MOM ! " hahaha , she hates me "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ we not gonna discuss it at the IU pageant
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ cause people draw dicks on you when you pass out ?
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you dumb too
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I knew you would .
Lmao I don't even remember when I took my header ..
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ that's our dad .
I'm soo strong right now
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I heard what happened about your mom chasing _TWITTER-ENTITY_
\Where's the one place you can step up and be a man ? " " Community college ?! " Hahahaha #WhatHappensInVegas "
You think I loveeee you ? Do you think I stupid ? Do I look like Cupid ?
\Who woulda thought you could look creepier without a mustache " LOLZ "
Omg why am I so hot
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ GURL i was just saying that nearly crying over not getting the pizza you like is a fatty thing to do hahaha
The amount of excitement Kevin just had over the fact that we are watching Spirit hahah
Going through all my pictures and I'm just dying from all the memories hahaha _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you should be
I remember why boys don't like me now
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ not from what I've seen goody goods !
Gordo gets so mad when I talk with my retainer in
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ yeah well look how that turned out for Matt ? Hmm awesome yay
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ it's odd that you say ' struggle bus ' yet have an emoji of a train
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ if it were up to me auburn wouldn't be in the state
Beans will make her dance
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ lol were the cookies good ?
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ totally laughed out loud when I read this !
\Video games are for fat girls and virgins " "
Parks & amp ; Recreations is the shit
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I love you
I'm constantly saying I want a relationship then I don't but it doesn't matter because there isn't even a guy for a relationship
- You seriously live at my house now . You're gorg and I love at how close we are getting !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ Selena , we've been friends for a year and I don't think you've ever seen the floor of my room
I couldn't get Callie to wake up , so I told her there were cinnamon rolls in the kitchen and she popped right up
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahaha I love you !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ she's an alien monster
I had the weirdest dream last night . Like , why .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ not you guys it's funny with you two
Bitch the other day u was telling me she was a whore now your telling her she's gorgeous lmao ok you wonder why I don't fwu #fakeassbitch
I devote all my tweets to Karlyn tonight
I'm not eharmony , you guys . I can't always play match maker or ever really .
So the pizza delivery man just played beer pong with us and then took a beer for the road
I have the BEST story for _TWITTER-ENTITY_ later
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ i just take a guess and write what i feel like on my 2600's
What if none of these are about me and I've just been non chalantly favoriting them
I love hearing shit about me that I never even knew #growup
I really want to transfer schools but then i remember how gcit went
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I'm glad you told me this cause now I'm dying laughing cause it's a sweet note but twitters like no it isn't
23 ; me , you , & amp ; zak hung out once & amp ; you're honestly hilarious
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ i swear you remind me of myself
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ are you on wanelo ?
Reallllllly never thought I'd say that one
I help other people with their relationships , i find that weird ..
Apparently I had an imaginary friend named nick when I was younger . And I would always have to make sure he had a spot to sit .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you're not tall at all why are you retweeting tall girl probz
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ not as dumb as Lindsay
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ put my uggs on too not about to freeze
Jeeeez Jodi !!!!! Thanks for favorite like all of my tweets !!!
Tonight was awesome .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ don't worry ! We have words too , safe ones .
I said knock someone off a bike tho
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ we sound like we're doing math ✋
Driving with Alli for the first time !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I'll call the manager and get that shit fixed watch .
At the dinner table Kelso says \The boys at school say you're a legend Kass , whatever that means . " "
\Hey , I dominate this mushroom car . This mushroom car works for ME . ""
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ how are you gonna raise hell bowling ?
I could be dying and he wouldn't even notice
Everybody thought New England was going to smash us
I have a black cousin now .
Everyone calls me Daley now
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I'm in love with you ❤
Your ass is grass and im the lawn mower haha #divisionthree #greatmovie
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Hahaha you're my hero , this is the funniest thing ever
I see more Arlington people on my feed more than lake Stevens now
“ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ : Me an Abby literally just texted each other at the same time about tonight plans ”great minds think alike ☝️☺️
This group chat makes me cry
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ lmfao this is great !
Common sense people , lets get it already !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I frickin love you luke
every time I say the word fuck in a tweet I can count on _TWITTER-ENTITY_ to favorite it or retweet it good look cuz .
My boyfriend loves twilight !
That was probably about me
not that Olivia just called me wanting to meet up !! But thought I was somebody else hahah
\Dafuq " what it that . "
Old people and technology do not mix well .
Never laughed this hard with my mom in my life
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you've changed
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I haven't laughed this hard all day
Mark just blew her shit tho
the fact that battle creek has a pure Michigan commercial #pathetic
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ i know right !
\whats with the daltons like she has a thing for that name " "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ this should be fun
I feel like I haven't seen Kinlee in a year
no I just don't get into allllat feelings stuff noimsayinnnn✌
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ Photogenic throw-up guy
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ How'd you know it was me ?
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Omg ! That's awesome ! Her name fits her perfectly because she's spoiled rotten ! ☺
can't stay off twitter
I just found Gum ... In my hair ... Come on , really ?
Sara is somethin else
Anne must be drunk because every text she sends has at least one emoji in it !
So _TWITTER-ENTITY_ and I have this relationship where we snapchat eachother going to pee , and when we take baths .
Wellll that makes me sad hahahahaha
Kinda freaking out because _TWITTER-ENTITY_ can't tell me what the bio essays will be on
Kayla hates me .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ knows what's up !!!! Gotta love that that snapchat you just send !!! #teamurbanik
Too bad he sucks at life .
wipeout even funnier when you smacked
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ .... righttttt .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ it was scary I thought I had died
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I know right ! But I probably shouldn't tag his name in this I even drink pickle juice !
I'm really bankin ' on a two hour delay because I didn't do my homework
Like even if I had zero friends id still be okay , because I make my self laugh all day everyday
You haven't snapchatted me in about two weeks . Don't act like we are friends again✋
Apple created autocorrect for drunks
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ yeah .... _TWITTER-ENTITY_ can I have one ?......
Lmaoo of course Code and Aaron would favorite that
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ TAKE MY FUCKING PANT S OFF !!!!!!!!!!!
Hitting your hip and feeling like you've been shot . _TWITTER-ENTITY_
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ I'm never gonna live that down !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ on his mirror it stands for ms kandi
Letting the keg stand sleep with me cause she strawberry vomited all over her own bed . #twinbedsnuggles
snapchatting my bff he's cute #ratchet
Hey as long as you know tahahahaha
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ on what media site now
Well mom , its the thought that counts ! Just from now on remember that i dont have an Xbox one
Phone calls with Anna & gt ; & gt ; & gt ; & gt ; lol \oh wait !! Is he the one that's the virgin !? " I love her so much . "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Paige I love you it's a mistake I swear
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ yeah there's a few I mean it's just bothersome I don't care though
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ no prob hope you like pieces left behind cuz that toilet paper be ratchet
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahahaha have a good night ?
If I was a bird I know who I'd shit on .
I have the craziest ghost hunting family
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ lol don't count on it ✋
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ the milf could get it
Just why why why
Marketing prof is on point with her jokes today
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you should've taken back turkey and stuffing !!! ( And maybe some cookies and pie ) I know I did !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ thinks fighting is the answer to everything
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ well that's brilliant
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahaha remember when we told her we had strippers in the house
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I just laughed so hard at this
At Gordon we have a whole week talking about sexuality , at other schools they sell condoms in vending machines
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ it was absolutely hilarious
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ GOT ME ! Not everybody can be as big as you !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ buenos noches puntas ! he had me dead .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ . You were supposed to take her with you . #forgottendogwithattitude
Lmao this story
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ HAHAHAHAH NO
My mom is still asleep . Oh my gosh I'm dying .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Lol thats my mom
Lolol fuck that .
I feel like if i ever moved out of state everyone would judge and hate me when they ask where im from
\Maybe if your boobs weren't so big you wouldn't have chest pains " words from Jeremy . We'll thaaaaaanks lol "
Kristen-oh perfect , their golden brown , I've never got them golden brown before
nevermind y'all , I'm awake .
Gotta get on that homecoming grind lol
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ miss n u already
You fall in love so easy
o one likes me . " " .. but I like you . " " thanks but no one likes me . " IM YOUR GIRLFRIEND . I LIKE YOU . WHO ELSE YOU WANT TO LIKE YOU ? ✋ "
Just got free chipotle cause the lady said i was waiting in line for too long #bestdayever
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ nah your just trying to cover it up .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahahaha
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ only kidding !! you deserve a award for those nails #ratchetnailaward
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ yeah pretty much lol ... Except its me saying your a homo ... So same thing
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahaha oh okay I remember this , haha sorry bout it
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ I get that a lot !
you're buttered if you think you're coming over uninvited
That's the funniest thing I've heard all day
My mom tried to take my keys you thought
You can tell me to do something all day if you want but I promise I won't do it until you politely ask homie
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ but I mean if the shoe fits hahha
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ me of course hahaha
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ but people are nicer there
I hold such normal convos with my mom when I'm drunk
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ like _TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahahha #KiddingBoo you're prolly one of our best players this year
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ that's hilarious !!
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ literally just saw a kid in the mall that looked just like you !! Almost went up to him !!
#InMiddleSchool _TWITTER-ENTITY_ wore a side pony tail with a ribbon every damn day and sweat pants .
I remember I used to be scared to tweet cause I was afraid people would make fun of me .. what the !?
There are some dumbass people that get to be on the game show family feud
Erin thought I fell asleep before her for once #NeverDat
Mission recruit for Aflac # 3 : people here are damn rude ! Glad I didn't go to a huge school , people suck . 2 1/2 more hoursssss
Some people are so sensitive like can you take a joke lmao
I twerked my back
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ first day of school
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you're to good for PC games !
Dude just said hanky panky _TWITTER-ENTITY_
Nate and I are having like a million conversations I can't keep up
Some people convince themselves they can beat the shit out of anyone but when it comes down to it they get fucked up . It's actually funny
I wasn't going anyways
Wearing my softball pants under my dress to church .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ atleast some people get said hi too
Omgomgomg . Two tests stand between me and summmmmerrr #cryinginhappiness
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ ohhhh gotcha
Well , that's was great welcome home !! #smh
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I think you are and that's all that matters
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ can I help you ?
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ .... Might wanna rethink that one
My sister had a brush stuck in her hair . Ommmmgggg
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I lost it and at the end he said ml " "
A little wine makes my parents a good time
Every morning at 7:07 exactly , my uncle sends my dad a text saying \go fuck yourself " "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ awwww thanks boo ☺️
You know Stevie's controlling the music when Neighbors Know My Name by Trey Songz comes on .
I guess I'll go risk takinnnnn to my kitchen
\America wouldn't put me up " - Amanda haha okay bitch #BB15 "
\Don't let that bulldog mouth overload that puppy dog ass . " "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ come on brad
Me and Lauren laugh at people for no reason
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ for mine I left a message on my mom's voicemail saying \hey mom , went to get a tattoo . be home later " she was pissed af "
\We're The Millers " The funniest movie I've probably ever seen "
when girls try and make you jealous of their boyfriends stahp
The guy that you shit talk he's a puss and ill stomp his ass .
He is not the sharpest tool in the shed
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ man it's like a dang spaceship up in here ! I don't know these controls .
I literally had braces and a purple slide up phone as a freshman .. I'm dying #timeshavechanged
Am I really watching magic school bus right now ?
Can't even hear this movie because _TWITTER-ENTITY_ is snoring so loud hahah
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ PRE athletics
My mom calls my dogs asshats like wtf is an asshat
It's supposed to snow tomorrow and I still don't know what to do #CaliProbs
This guy just watched me send a snapchat & amp ; he was judging me ..
Lol Victor kills me #FighttotheFinish
My dad has a PROBLEM with country music
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ i just died
My moms gonna be on family feud tomorrow !! #priceless
Group messages with my cousins and sister & gt ;
the fact that people are getting people me and chels confused now & gt ; & gt ; & gt ; & gt ;
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ and it's sad because its so true
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ not even my own mom likes me so it's no surprise
In that case who wants to be grumpy with me and shop tomorrow .
Brother is singing . Stops and says	his is probably the Miley Cyrus version of deck the halls " " deck the halls with pounds of Molly " "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ definitely not true
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ your wicked funny
lmao don't be that girl
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ funniest//dumbest movie ever !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ then I can see me trying to light something on fire and getting arrested and having you bail me our
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ He did that to like everyone hahaha . Half of them were of his ice cream !
All the younger boys trying to get at _TWITTER-ENTITY_
Why would you spend your money on Evo gear when you ain't even good ?
Hearing shit I did while being blacked out ... I'd rather not no so plz stop tellin me !!!
It's time to let you know I'm on some new time to throw the✌️ to you !
When _TWITTER-ENTITY_ tells me a story and I go now tell me what you really said I know this bitch too well
Dad said he ran into my mom at the store so he made a bunch of bird noises then ran away You showed her dad !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you're so adorable !
I literally suck at basketball . lol I don't care #SEAHAWKS
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ just informed me he's winning fantasy hockey tonight lmao
Souldja boys vines get me every time .. #damnit
Hahaha why were the steelers fans booing you get a td now
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ omg I know this is off topic but I was looking through my yearbook thingy and it says ' madly and alli love Thomas who is that
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ if you guys want a laugh , look up The Fox by Ylvis . you're welcome .
Literally dying of laughter right now
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahaha shut up
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ my shot went good ! Thanks for asking
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ chalk all over me
this dance moms episodes always gets me . #chloe
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ Lololol thank you , Katie !
I really think they just names the show buckwild so they could say bucking ... #seriouslythough
If you make fun of a girl for being a mom but you look like you've eaten five kids and her body is banging af after a baby then LOL _TWITTER-ENTITY_ YOU
I remembered one time I went to a football game drunk as fuuuuuckkkk
When someone retweets my retweet I feel like I just took credit for someone else's work . I'm a plagiarizer
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ behind your back ? I'm pretty sure it's clear a whole bunch of people know . From what I have been told
Boobs are just fat bags .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ it's okay though we all know its just a faze that your having
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahaha oh for sure !
Can't wait till some stupid girl tries sending nudes on the new snapchat and accidentally hits \my story " and it goes to everyone "
Uh oh , bitch be gettin feisty
The cheer leaders are hot but the rest of the roger females be fugly as fuck
Never seen him run so fast in my life there's your motivation lol
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ and I had the most bizarre convo in her Spanish class
Here they go .
Ansley's selfies on my phone > & gt ; #gonnamissher
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ lmao you can be our lab monkey
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ woke me up calling , wanting me to play \Bumper Buggies " "
\It's like our country there's a lot of black and not enough white " _TWITTER-ENTITY_ #dying "
\ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ : _TWITTER-ENTITY_ it was Rarri almighty god of the sun and stars ""
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ pretty sure they were on 24 when I was nine
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahahaha thanks
I'm gonna go to school on 0 sleep , geeked af ☺
My momma yelling at this game
I love making Charlie take out the trash
I love annoying my mom
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ don't make me call up Devon Dunbar to run through your shit
maybe today will be a good day ... Just kidding ; it's school .
using my Rita's tip cup to put beach week money in if Orr knew ... he hates beach week .
Derrick said he gon come home crying tomorrow . And tell him mom he was being bullied at school . So he can come to coon rapids again
The amount of cussing/screaming/yelling right now
Lol at whoever just passed me on 1 waving like a maniac . Hello to you too
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ change your pic
Naps on naps on naps .
I would not leave that couch last night . I was there for a good two hours . Everyone was cracking up
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ speaking of money , lets go to Sandusky and spend some
Hoes now of days need to stay in there place
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ omg and gabby flipped on the dog and told it that it's disrespectful
when that dude took out his phone and yelled WORLD STAR after our fight
She puts her good up like she's the fucking kkk _TWITTER-ENTITY_
I have no shame with how ugly I make my face in snapchat
Wow ! _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you said you're awkward ☺
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ i've dropped mine in the toilet probably at least 5 times no home so don't feel bad
I don't like you , & amp ; you don't like me so why tf are you retweeting my shit dawg ✋ you don't know ? yeah , me either , home girl .
The stuff people say on Facebook
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ BAHAHAHAAH dumb bitch .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ just saw my mom yell at me
I love old rock music .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ that's perfection kudos for great minds thinking alike
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Was it backpack ?
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ probably not , it's probably like some chain thing where no one gets it's they just do it too look cool
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ best hash tag ever I'm a good ex ily
It's possible I have ADHD ... Formal powers of the governor what ?? Sure ill watch this YouTube video of babies
OMG I was such an idiot last night
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ shut up and text me
Can't wait to have _TWITTER-ENTITY_ hand deliver some ritas to _TWITTER-ENTITY_ & amp ; I !
\If you feel it , it's real " _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ "
wow my moms cute . expects me to bring her dinner
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you work in a barn you should know your way around a haystack , come on country girl . Jk I hope you find your friend !
I wanna a fuckin beard . Atleast a little bush or somethin
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ currently watching White Chicks and it always reminds me of you and _TWITTER-ENTITY_
Chad hates it when I crack my knuckles
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ that makes up for it
#InMiddleSchool we use to bet who could slap the most girls asses _TWITTER-ENTITY_ remember that
Wiz khalifas vines
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ ☺️☺️ hope you weren't too shocked
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahaha sorry
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I can tell you have little siblings .
Taco Bell has a Mexican night manager . Oh the irony . Lmfao .
I mean I am bored
' zomg '
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ is mad because I \ditched " him , Aka won't play cod with him tonight "
Having that motivation to actually look good tomorrow and do my make up and maybe even straighten my hair , but then again it's Tuesday .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ just don't slash my tires
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ I'm sure as hell not gonna talk to you
\ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ : This kid just asked me if I can stop touching my boobs because he feels awkward . " He must be gay . "
When I get a gf we will twerk together #AllSeriousness
I blew shit up on twitter for the last hour
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ this is already happening and it hasnt even been thanksgiving yet
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ no do the windshield wipers
OMW GUYS ! I just touched _TWITTER-ENTITY_ pretending to be the cricket and she screamed for like 5 seconds !!! #ROFL #crying
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I am .
There are so many great lines in Talladega Nights
Dont come at me with an arguement about hip hop . You'll get destroyed .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ now you owe Mom $ 123,746,890 hahaha
Just saw _TWITTER-ENTITY_ and _TWITTER-ENTITY_ on the jumbo-tron
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ hehe and you guys used to hate on east campus ! #ayeee !
Woah Christmas in 4 days and I have no idea what I'm getting I didn't even give my mom a list
Creeping on my Instagram
that was the best vine ever
My little sisters friends are just talking about how cute they think _TWITTER-ENTITY_ is . they're sad you'll be gone next year
I love how landon favorites ALL my tweets #bffs
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ the best is when someone who has sex all the time calls another girl a slut like .. what
Reminiscing through 7th grade memories just makes me embarrassed . #badyear
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Hell , at an IQ of 80 they might be able to string a somewhat complex sentence together
I told my mom I wanted to go to a Chiefs game and she thought I said I wanted to go twerking . Never a dull moment
And my uncle owns it !
Oh yeah you're so nerdy because you wear glasses .
wow I prolly should have worn my retainers for more than a week
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ joes housse
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Good luck on this 10k . According to your snapchats ... you're gonna need more than luck !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ HAHAHAHA oh
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ funniest Paige on twitter !!!!
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ is reading the bible to me
This nigga _TWITTER-ENTITY_ thanked Base God for waking him up this morning
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ and I'm mark Wahlberg
Giant cow running free on red rock .. The usual
Siriusly doe . I 93% it's been on the charger since 11 .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ so does the fridge !
The snapchat Adam just sent me makes no sense whatsoever
Barney Stinson makes my life hahah #howimetyourmother
This movie is so good
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ No ! lol
I am so happy no one was here to see me flip out over the spider that ran right past my foot
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ yes !
I have a story to share with the lunch crew tomorrow
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahaha I thought you might be drunk or something
Wow that guy got truck sticked !!!!! #madden
It's 11 o'clock and I've somehow managed to do almost nothing except put up Christmas decorations at work
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Hhahaha I'm glad you appreciate my texts , I thought they were funny too #ILY
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ Omg really ? Really ? Lmfao . She looks like a 90 yr old women trying to look like she's 21 again . Hilarious
So glad we're in akron .. I don't know anyone at this mall , so if I'm judged , it doesn't matter as much
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahaha !!
FYI I was never scared of Haley . She was scared of me .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I mean I would .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ your dad is a riot at Priors right now _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ will you be at the camp out thing tomorrow ?!
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ im the joke ? reevaluate yourself Madalyn .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you're so lucky you weren't there today ! We did a killer leg workout and now my legs feel like jello
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahaha so did i were that one in a million
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ next you're going to tell me the Jaquars will be good in a few years Noah ..
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ lmao this is why i love you !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahah yes one where my hair isn't funky
Going to challenge myself to stay sober till Saturday prolly won't happen but who knows
Now I'm cold . Turn off my fan mom . She walks in .... Why couldn't u get ur lazy ass up and do it ur self ?? Bc ur my mom and u love me !!
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ thinks eBay sells boyfriends .... HAHAHA
The fact that _TWITTER-ENTITY_ made an Easter egg for _TWITTER-ENTITY_ & gt ; & gt ;
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ don't feel popular . It was just me asking you all those questions
Wasn't about you miss Alex☺️ .. guilty conscience
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ that'll be one of the top most asked press questions one day , you'll see .
So what did you do today ? Oh just made an appointment for a half sleeve tattoo and then got a kitten . _TWITTER-ENTITY_
When _TWITTER-ENTITY_ casually comes to my psych class to talk about the test
My tweet was not about Eric AT ALL esp knowing we've been separated for over a year & amp ; I'm in a way better relationship . So \GTFO " "
Isabella is too worried about that cat more than anything
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ mhm ! I've had 3 in my elbow looks like a cake decorator I can't do normal needles but I can do those because it feels so good
I'm sitting here wonder why yomi keep using that emoji and then I thought about it
My hair bangin on snapchat _TWITTER-ENTITY_
that took me a while to understand
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ oh my god I love her
Nope , hate the new twitter . #cant
Sorry you don't have a bestfriend , or friends
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I did not think you were serious ! Have you really watched them before ?
That last snap from Emily & gt ; & gt ; & gt ; & gt ; & gt ; & gt ; #ThoseGlasses #Dead
Angry black cat . That's just a stupid stereotype . #21jumpstreet
Me : I lost my pants Sam's mom : well I don't wanna hear the story behind that ...
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ ok i give carreonget it ? No ok good bye
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ omg please tell me it's not ks
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ always
Hey Tyana ! I'd call you a cunt , but you lack depth and warmth
Dreamed I got into a fight with some hoe what even ?!
watching this guy knit something in Starbucks for the past 10 minutes
S/O to my girl _TWITTER-ENTITY_ for bein so easy to mess with in class
Woah gotta watch what i tweet now
Some girls are so desperate
It's pretty funny
remember when I got shushed at Zack's & amp ; responded with \SHUSH ME AGAIN MOTHERFUCKER " "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ than I explained the situation to him and were good now
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ oh my god
I LOVE THE HARLEM SHAKE ADD ON YOUTUBE OF JEFF GORDON
Legit have all my windows open right now ❄️⛄️ #hotshowerprobs
“ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ : do you ever see a person you used to be friends with and you’re like “glad i got the hell outta that one . \u201d "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ so true
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ people change
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ that's sad
This guy kinda scares me
I'm so over this movie
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ when I got this tweet it didn't show what you had replied to .
I literally just died from what I saw on facebook . #holyfuck #gottabekidding
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahahaha the original and actual song is definitely by Poison hahah . #gohomeMileyCyrus
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ where is this picture
But why are my family talking about boobs ?
I love _TWITTER-ENTITY_ & amp ; all her tweets .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I am just stating facts
just taught mrs. schuetz how to twerk
11 . I can trust you with my life . Are crews should hang out soon and I love you bud .
Brian's dad is the funniest guy I've ever met
Poor _TWITTER-ENTITY_ gets to listen to my daily rant ! #SorryGirl
My step dad cracks me up
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahahaha I'm honestly terrified . Like I'm not even excited I'm for sure dying and coming back to life .
Good job Matt ! Getting stopped by the cops
\God didn't even want this to happen " #Ridiculousness "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ and i just pied _TWITTER-ENTITY_ in the face best moment of my life
My dad thinks I'm downstairs and I hear him having a conversation with me
I don't understand why someone cries after every single lose like get over it there's other games✋
Hahaha it's Funny that girls have to wait in line for the bathroom #GoodThingImAGuy #ThankYouGod
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I was waiting for you to say it bahahahahaha like we all know you're fake now twat lolol ✋✋✋
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you're a dumbass mitchy
Thanks _TWITTER-ENTITY_ for attempting to teach us how to play golf .. #failure
sex in movies be looking soooo goood #CHILL
I have to work tomorrow why am I still up
Like boo-ing them at pep rallies and shit .
please oh please tell me these two girls aren't wearing matching outfits #noooo
Cass has a nicer high school than dowagiac though
Crawling aroud the house locking doors
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ EASIEST test ever don't even study it was literally so easy
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ damn by your snap chats I was sure you were winning for sure !
why does my family love saylor more than me ..
I swear I just saw a dude walking on campus that looked just like JohnLuke _TWITTER-ENTITY_ lmao I miss his goofy ass
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ my cousin
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ M .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ my ankle is chipped and sprained mike even ask elijah how pissed you were when I beat you
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Hahaha yeah okay you and _TWITTER-ENTITY_ are all talk that's what he is going to work instead I suggest you do the same
Why did I offer to take Taylor prom dress shopping ? This is about to be an all day event
“ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ : People don't want segregation but they wash their colors with only colors and whites with only whites #racistfucks #LOL ”
There's just some songs I can't not sing or dance along to . Sorry
Lmfao _TWITTER-ENTITY_ revined every single one of my revines
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ is this real life ?!?
I also have a giraffe book cover , and giraffe shaped USB
I guess I should get out of bed and do something productive with my day ... Who knows what that will be ..
Lol it's just me and him and he feels the need to say random things .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ ctfu that just made me laugh out loud good one .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ omg .
Watching skaters try to twerk
When they all try dip for the first time #SandlotSunday
Randis doctor asked us how we are i say \how are you ? " " Oh just living the dream " .. What a weird obgyn "
I just chuckled at the thought of _TWITTER-ENTITY_ and _TWITTER-ENTITY_ thinking I was a #LNL #TooFunny
My mom really locked me out of the house so she could wrap Christmas presents
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ like you said I make it to easy ☺️
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ what .. I honestly don't care who looks at my story
I untag _TWITTER-ENTITY_ and she throws the knockout punch
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ HAHAHAHAHA YOU JUST MADE MY NIGHT . IM SO CORN RN
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ haters r my motivators
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ You cry over ET
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you can come over when Carmen makes me do my new chore of cooking #lessons #killme
that picture of Jon on the street makes me die of laughter everytime
My dad yells at the tv as if the raiders are good or something
LOL _TWITTER-ENTITY_ the fact that you guys don't have anything better to do than make up lies about my life .
Enida & gt ; & gt ; ❤ I love this girl to death
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I look like a fuck
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ oh shush
Getting _TWITTER-ENTITY_ #Workaholics scene re-enactment snapchat vids from _TWITTER-ENTITY_ & gt ; & gt ; & gt ; & gt ;
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ it'd be nice if you did
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ not my problem really
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ just filmed a febreeze commercial in your car with _TWITTER-ENTITY_ #trashontrash ♨️♻️🆘
I think I understand why Bill says I shouldn't get a truck considering I went almost 70 all the way to Rayland lmfao
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ it's like they think we will forget how to read
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Lol we were straight hatin for a good five minutes .
Sun kissed ? More like sun burnt haha
Ha . Your a hard ass .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahaha clowns ill see what I can do next time
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ lol . i dont remember the next line tho
I'm dying that JoJo was standing on a chair & amp ; still had to stick her arms up for them to do the beer bong _TWITTER-ENTITY_
Can oomf just pop up under my Christmas tree with a bow on his ..... nvm
That awkward moment when you forget what grade your best friends in
Driving past _TWITTER-ENTITY_ house and seeing toilet paper everywhere #priceless
Why is meeko nice to Tyler but hates me ? He's out there feeding it right now , but if I walk past it's all bad ✋ _TWITTER-ENTITY_
The fact that I just got called a slut too funny
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahahahahaha i know cause i wouldnt come home to watch her so tyler brought her with him
I hate seeing tweets like that
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ oh I know girl I know lol \sometimes I just say a wittle quack every now and then " "
Why am I not asleep ? Oh wait .. It's because of _TWITTER-ENTITY_ and our pointless pirate-like/King James talk
Ant Rome in his storm trooper suit last night
my autocorrect cracks me up
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ those pics from last night tho ..... hahaha \can we kiss at least every 5 minutes ? ""
Katie thinks I'm moving to Tahlequah hahahaha
Kier & amp ; Madi have to much fun with my Papa .
Hahahah just NO .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I feel like we can get in trouble !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ the 10 or the 6
Gonna try to get Anthony to tan with me tomorrow but gonna make him wear like SPF 100 because he tans too fast and it's not fair
Jimmy Fallon is fucking hillarious
Sam has me dying rnnnn
Haha I missed _TWITTER-ENTITY_ too much , last night was very much needed
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ I love you both . I'm glad you're having wonderful mornings . Heheh
Checked two things off my bucket list with _TWITTER-ENTITY_ today #ourcarrides #priceless & gt ; & gt ; & gt ;
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ advice for traveling abroad \pack good gum , they don't have good gum " #dying "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ And Y'all Thought It Was Gonna Be Easy
“ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ : Get that trophy out of bosh hands he will drop it or give it to the wrong team !!! ” so true he's a dumb ass
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahahaha well I take it back
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ send it to me
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ i love that movie
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ maybe I'm only one not go to school
i still dont know who was running from me in that picture
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ just proves to show they're long lost twins lol . She's on the right !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ no coughing ? I remember when u use to have those insane coughing attacks . I literally wanted to put a muzzle on u haha
Goooood luck today _TWITTER-ENTITY_ kick some piggy booty !!!
Omggg mr jones just walked over to the miller twin who's sitting by herself and sang \All By Myself " . "
This dude wearing full camo like he's gonna hide from finals ??
I love the big band theory so much
Looks to me like _TWITTER-ENTITY_ and _TWITTER-ENTITY_ must be having a fun night . They know it as thirsty Thursday not valentines day
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ that's like the whole movie lol
I'm not allowed to tweet Chris anymore because I'm the only one who tweets him and i \stay on his shit " "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ oh I was pretty confused
Whatta twat _TWITTER-ENTITY_
\Omg that's toats presh . " No your toats an idiot . So stupid "
Kayla and I are still in bed after 2pm for the second day in a row
Leg Day at _TWITTER-ENTITY_ with _TWITTER-ENTITY_ and guess who skipped !? lol _TWITTER-ENTITY_ #chickenlegs
Lol at you for always being an ass to me then asking for a ride home from school
Catfish is so fucked up lol
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ haha I'm dying funniest thing I've heard all day
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ have fun at therapy
Okay I'm so done ✋
\You knew boba fett he always fucked the space squirrel at the end of the movie , audience knew it , audience wanted it " "
\Don't fall over that cliff with ya drunk self " "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ your name says the tittie whisperer !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ she wanted it 24/7 , I needed time to reload
“ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ : Lol New Years is so soon but like I have no plans and no one to kiss woops”
It's hard to think that anyone That went to worlds is human . Their like all above us
But I did
Madison can't take a joke _TWITTER-ENTITY_
My snap chats are just adorable
No you cannot do a donut in my car✋
Troy sucks at basketball .
It's weird to me that you're almost 21 and you're always with 17 year olds
And I cut him off like \you can also accomplish putting some clothes away " "
That awkward moment when someone is wearing more makeup than clothes .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ except we'd be posing like we were scared
In the valley ✌
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I'm just happy I didn't have summer homework
You can feel it in the air .... Winner is cuming . And so am I
Did anyone else ever watch a movie with your siblings and \pick " which character you were ? "
\Helen Keller had it had it so easy ! She didn't have to do shit ! " _TWITTER-ENTITY_ "
That's the funniest vine I've seen in a while lmfao
Why is _TWITTER-ENTITY_ dissecting her hot dog ?
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ okay incase you turn lesbian I have everything ready
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ he's my favorite Person
That was great !
Sandra stop being a snobby bitch _TWITTER-ENTITY_
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ sorry not gonna happen
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ has constantly been saying ' obvs ' ... What have I done to him . #bestfriend #boyfriend
Never heard so much Spanish in my life #soccergame #toomuchfun _TWITTER-ENTITY_
I fell down the stairs today
please , just stop
I love my moms work friends . they're so funny .
When Meredith's sister walks into the bathroom to see mer puttin in a tampon and then runs out of the bathroom screaming EWWW > & gt ; & gt ;
I love billy
Is it possible to love someone you've never met cause I love _TWITTER-ENTITY_
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ of course
\ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ : goddamn kids these days with their catching who and doctor fire " _TWITTER-ENTITY_ "
Some of these ending of semester pictures are too damn funny
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ oh ok cool . Why you randomly text what look like it was meant for Jacob
My mom is currently speaking whale ... #lolwut
Kelly and Alex just informed me of your tweets from last night .. MAD I MISSED THEM #IMMURPH
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ spontaneous singing & gt ;
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ that wasn't a call ?
if you like someone new every other day obvi you aren't relationship material #cutttttt
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ \I hate when people have to have everything so perfect " Uhhhhh so yourself ? Hahaha #lolz "
That bitch will do some nasty shit !!!! #ShitJimSays
How neat is that
See in the kinda man , that'll never treat you wrong . You gotta understand haven't sung it to you ina while _TWITTER-ENTITY_
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ asking if I remember meeting people the night before thanksgiving #getreal
WHY THE FUCK YOU EAT MY NOODLES ! ?
Time to transfer _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I want to retweet this .... I need to retweet this hahahaha
As long as you believe the words that are coming out of your mouth ..... the rest of the word knows better
Too lame for _TWITTER-ENTITY_
I should not be allowed to drive . Oh well
I'm glad Addie thinks my situation if funny
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ awe thanks holden and
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ You talked me into tweeting !!! #peerpressure #yourfault
Who's Alex dunham ? Never heard of him . My names niggeragua
If it's more than 5 minutes , you can finish ya self .
I'm gonna run away to the beach and see how long it takes my family to notice
Y'all _TWITTER-ENTITY_ gaydar is way off .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ sleep is for squares
the Bulls are a joke without Rose
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ I see Taylor in the crack
The snapchat that _TWITTER-ENTITY_ just sent me
Conversation with someone but not tagging eachother in it I love it !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ haha !
Who am I kidding we both know that answer
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ man Asians are so weirddd ... I'm about to claim the German side but wait . I'm up studying #asianstudymentality
I ask _TWITTER-ENTITY_ to buy me a binder when she goes shopping and she buys me a beyond sparkly one . Totally unnecessary . ✨
I love the fact that me and my best friend don't have to talk everyday but can send me a random text and make me LMBO !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I'm good
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ what in the hell are you taking about . One day your nice then the next day your mean AF . You needa make up your mind
Wow I'm just failing at tweeting tonight #igiveup
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ omg ! I'm rolling !!
Time hop just reminded me of New Years 2 years ago when _TWITTER-ENTITY_ made out with the entire alley cat .
Officially spent my whole weekend with my family and team ! proud of myself !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ haha I try I try !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ where the hell did you get that !? Haha
I be actin like I was already tf up thirsty much or nah
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ that was the greatest picture , day made haha
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ oh , I know the world doesn't revolve around me , but people aren't stupid . But whatever you say , dude . It was very obvious
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Hahaha . I was laughing in my mind .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ oh my ..
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahaha , there's just to much to tell you .. It's like 6 different texts about all different things before we can even reply
ATTENTION : Any \hot guys " that like camping , fishing , climbing , or kayaking please contact _TWITTER-ENTITY_ or myself . #laughsonlaughs "
\ poker face " "
Definitely realized the three checks I just deposited I didn't sign
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I think that's the pharmacy dude lol . weirdooo
\We Are Never Getting Back Together " is literally my life right now . Every damn verse . "
Wake up to all of _TWITTER-ENTITY_ wasteedddd snaps tweets and texts
I Love to Play the Kazoo . & gt ;
Funnest night ever ! Haha , I have the best classmates !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ you guys need to stop losing the BB gun
leroy the redneck reindeer
lol Matt told me I'm not aloud to come to Ohio cause ima get the boys in too much trouble
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ He had it comin . That fool was so embarrassed . Not my fault he had a thing for Chantttall
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ oh my gosh ! I wish I was there
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ lolol !!! It seriously is !!!
Stepbrothers never gets old
Honestly can't believe your talking to her
My mom right now .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ like why do bad things happen to good people
I feel like id have to like ask a guy on a date and pay for him wow it's a sad life
I miss Trevor Switala he is easily the funniest guy I know hahah he makes me Lol !!!
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ they poked me too
HAHAHAHAH my little sister has been sitting in the bathroom yesllingfor like 10 minutes because no one will get her a towel
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ yeah we weren't having practice today I talke to coach
Yeah she is .
\Hello Kitty in no longer a virgin . Sincerely , Garfield " -Nick Allison "
Dang what happened like 180 spin from freshman year
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ oh , how I miss summer
\ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ : The holidays always bring out the ex's and their I miss you texts ""
Hands down favorite episode if BMW is when Rachel moves in ! \Hey everybody , got this new roommate ... she is FINE ! " "
Are you madddd !?
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ my stuff is in your dryer rn btw ..
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ let's try to have a conversation and see if anyone joins
I'd lead a bring life without Emojis
The miss America pageant reminds me of scary movie with the black girl with all the braided hair
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ we are awesome .
I'm having so much fun with this
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ OH MY FUCKING LORD IM DYING
All of my friends are caving for 1D
There's a plane flying around meridian lit up to look like a sleigh hahaha , the kids are screaming Santa I've been good this yeaaaarr
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ gotta love deb
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ only bc were exactly alike don't try to insult
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ for real
awe mike called me a bitch what a gentleman :~) lol
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ I think I just died ✈️
White chicks #MovieTime ☺
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ maybe they will get me the stuff I want
When you're shaking hands at the end of the game and a girls says F You . McKenzie's response : Well the feelings mutual . Haha ⚽️ _TWITTER-ENTITY_
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ all but Friday which is still rain
I feel like me and _TWITTER-ENTITY_ got personal for not knowing eachother at all last night
Probably just blew up _TWITTER-ENTITY_ twitter
\Hi this is Mike Thomas just wanted to say I forgot I had a massage today ..... So yeah , Idk what to say .. " Hahahah OMG what a tard "
The turkey was soporific
Plot twist : Holtby initiates a fight with Green in the locker room
When my guy cousins tell me not to get married .. No worries
Lol dudes gonna get his ass whooped
LOLLLLL . . #YourKillingMe
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ I'm so jealous , I wish I knew they were coming sooner so were watching YouTube vids of it to feel special
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ sooo uhh . What are you doing right now ?? You're still tweeting .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ fuck facts when money is involved now right ? Lol ill focus on getting your money to buy my next shoes with . That's a fact
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ wooooooooo
My brother and his friends are literally asking me if I know anyone they can fight right now
And he said he would turn me into a biker chick
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ next month !!!
Can't stop laughing . I thought that's what children did . Guess I'm wrong .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ ik i looked like a mess cuz i just lifted
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ just a little
Everytime o take a shower i make it real hot so it hears up faster but than its too hot
that's something a shitty friend would do
My dad backed his new 2013 ford into the garage door and tore his mirror off he should've kept the diesel
I'm flattered , but I'm gonna need a guy older than 18 . I'm tryna get wifed up ....
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Haha I can't .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I didn't do anything lol I just sat on the ground lookin pretty like a good little girl
I feel accomplished
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I don't know what you're talking about .. I thought my hack job looked SO GOOD !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ It was funny .
When _TWITTER-ENTITY_ sees all the sexual stuff his #beliebers write to him he's probably like \y'all need Jesus " "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ and how would that be
He said I look good coming out of bed
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I'm glad your game comes before me , Brandon jr.
And all I say is step in line !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I can't help I can sing it better than they can
Druncles pants are still in the hallway
Jonah said uber .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ doesn't that remind you of those forward texts from fifth and sixth grade !?
“ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ : _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ it's not that deep john we have to go to Italy in order to get that deep” IM DEAD
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ was he with your mom ? If so why didn't she say hi ?!
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ i mean i love stitch . but she's just the stitch bitch . HAHAHA
\If you're ugly , you should just accept it . Contouring and all that makeup should be like illegal . " - _TWITTER-ENTITY_ "
Allll I can do is laugh
Watch out there's a creep driving like super slow that just passed me so he's headed to you
I hate when ppl say m " when you ask them what's up "
Hahah I'm dead
You know shits about to get real when Taylor rolls up her sleeves to eat a bagel
The guys at the store are so scared of my dad because of what he told them he'd do if they messed with me .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ what are our lives ?! #sameperson
Oops I forgot to _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ in my last tweet
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ what about cats ?? We find those all the time but I never take them bc they would kill me lol
I think it's funny that _TWITTER-ENTITY_ always talks about her sister on twitter
Rise of the Guardians is one of my favorite movies cracks me up every time
Someone tell me why I had 2 guys girlfriends & amp ; a guys wife texting me last night ?! Tf did I do ? I don't even like any of those guys ! Lmfao
Teddy hates me _TWITTER-ENTITY_ #nagoyaprobs
Give me a second while I die from reading all of _TWITTER-ENTITY_ tweets , like seriously i was rolling !!
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ omgggg I'm good friends with the owner of the wig store there
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ idek what to say to this hahahahah
Wasn't even plug in I'm just going to laugh that off
I'm a soul man is one of the songs they play at work and I laugh so hard everytime it comes on no thanks to _TWITTER-ENTITY_
Holy shit a punk version of lollipop by lil Wayne just came on pandora I can't stop my tears
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you're In denial .
I'm really dying right now your shit is too funny #stfu
MDC is having battle of the sexes tonight with \mock tails " instead of cocktails . Well done , well done "
Hey guys looks like the chiefs just lost .. Again
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ in your box cause you caught that work ?
\For the longest time when I thought of Elton John , I pictured Austin Powers ... For an embarrassingly long time . " - _TWITTER-ENTITY_ "
I'm not even registered yet .. #Ha
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ who has the video ?!
\The mermaids need someone to nail , too ! " "
Well I lost the $1000 bet against myself #Barely
How I just told my dad how the movie ended
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ sooooo that's what you were doing
i go up to my parents room & amp ; theyre watching tangled .. they said their was nothing else on .. lol sure thats what they all say
I guarantee I know what that was about . Lmfao .
I'm not used to this constant clingyness ..
That moment when guys are like \I'm more of a butt guy " I'm praising the choir cause I'm #ittybittytittycomity "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I'm getting a pedi while you're working !!
Kirch still croaked
Fine with me
happy food stamp day everyone ! #cashierproblems #ebt
dying _TWITTER-ENTITY_ snaps
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ yes Anna I know
Yesterday _TWITTER-ENTITY_ told me to die . But quickly took it back & amp ; said \wait dont die , Ill have to buy flowers & amp ; shit " ... Thanks babe . "
\Don't get a pet if you can't take care of them . It's not fair to them . Even if it is a stupid fucking cat , still gotta be nice " #girlcode "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ good one
Family drama on Stevens right now dude took the kids and ran out of the car .. gotta love eastlake
There's a girl in my English class and her computer background is her at the beach - nick
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahahahahah I had a pet caterpillar as a child that I kept in a jar . It didn't have enough air and died
I honestly hate fighting on twitter . But I love seeing other people fighting
Btw those chickas who ran on the field last night took a vine
Old dude just showed me his background on his phone .. The chick from storage wars , naked #lmao #brandi
The fact that I went to sleep at 5 yesterday and just woke up . best 17 hours ever
Looking the through Drews instas and 1/2 of them are selfies I took
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahahah seriously the dumbest thing I've ever seen .
Don't let a skank use you for your dank
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahaha #WayToGo
getting drunk texts from the parents
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahahah are you sure a week is long enough !? I would make it too that was alot of work you did tonight
If you can't eat it you dont need it #FaveQuotes #Dharp
my mom has to pay 900 dollars to st Ann's for going to the ER last year for drinking too much coffee
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ love you too
\If I could , I would date a shoe " - _TWITTER-ENTITY_ "
Why am I not watching Syracuse and Villanova #thingstoponder
Caleb is an idiot #LoveHimThough
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ is the most emotional kid alive ! Hahahahaha #loser
I've always wondered what I'd look like blonde . Probably really bad
Brittnee and I are betting the sex of _TWITTER-ENTITY_ ' a baby rn
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I'm worried ill look like a freak all the time lol
Why are your pants around your ankles ? You look like a fucking idiot !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ that escalated quickly .. This cam kid is a really bad ass haha #pussy .. loving this
Parks and Rec right now #sofunny
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahaha sadly , I think so
The bengals playing like Bradford football
48 - the fact that you said nigga makes me cu you're absolutely gorgeous & amp ; one of the best people I've ever met . You make me feel special
I really don't care
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I gotta send that to my dad hell love it
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ i love your twitter name . and it has the word \Wiener " in it "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ okay sounds good ! Let's make a plan this is about to be a gooood night
If I made an Grind On Me video , I'll make it some freaky shit lmao
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ always being a bully !
So my last retweet was prolly the funniest video I've ever seen
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I like go keep I classy .
I like watching the boys practice just because Coach Epps cracks me up ...
Blake is seriously twerking like omg I can't deal
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ seriously I laughed out loud .
Omg my mom just twerked I'm dead .
Bubble bath .. Bubble bubble bubble bath !! #perfectnight
Just watched the first episode of Workaholics . Needless to say , I'm obsessed
Friday was so fun , Spanish was the highlight of my day ! \ooh kiltt em ""
Ms. reasor hates me
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ you too
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I think it may be your job making you that way
The Italian Stallion from Amherst bars is here at Wendy's
Our volleyball group message > & gt ; & gt ; & gt ; & gt ;
Taco Bell was so great haha
Maggz was too funny
The bus ! with _TWITTER-ENTITY_ and _TWITTER-ENTITY_
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Hahahaha oh the days of working in the mall !
\Lord in heavens I thought you were dead " " Great pick up line " Lmaooo "
He's gonna get me in trouble
My aunt : emember that time when we ordered Cocca's pizza , and you just HAD to answer the door bc you had a crush on the delivery boy ? ""
That was real original
The fact Geordan just now team i phone he talked so much trash on dem too
Major apologies to anyone who saw what MELISSA made an album of on my Facebook . That was not me , but feel free to call me bootylicious . #JK
Lmao I really can't take this kid seriously
I'm eating subway while Emma's setting up decorations
\He reminds me of herpes ; he just won't go away . " -Sharon Osbourne on Kayne West #truth #preach "
I love UT fans . Just because they're 2-0 , they think they're gonna win a national championship #ButchPlease
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ The nutcracker and gingerbread house topped it off and it wasn't candy land .... however it was snowflake land ! ❄️
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ omg
I love when people drunk tweet .. #solastyear
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ Hahahaa . Thanks . I'm single for the rest of my life .
i definetely just tweeted about myself
If i was away at school right now ...
Dying . Our lunch table < & lt ; & lt ;
I have the best brother ever
The fact _TWITTER-ENTITY_ tries to get me to like a guy by saying \he wears camo " "
\I'm gonna haunt you and cut the bitch youre with after me " my girl _TWITTER-ENTITY_ "
This conversation with _TWITTER-ENTITY_ right now
Drunk call number one from _TWITTER-ENTITY_ where's mine from _TWITTER-ENTITY_ !?!
i know brandon said take that text seriously but i just lost it
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahahahahah honestly that made my day last week thank you !!
Couldn't stop laughing the whole movie
some many girls look like they wanted Madison on the field tonight all up on her and stuff
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I knoww
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ forreal nick wouldn't even stay in the same darn country with me .....
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ how about this celery
“ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ : If my body is already giving out on me at 18 I'm not excited to see what it's like at 40” that's just funny !
My dad is such a funny drunk !
That's the most pathetic thing I've ever seen
at the snapchat dede sent me . \Chicks dig the long ball " Bahaha . "
The news is doing a story on the boy from DeBary that has chickens for his autism . I bet if they film the meeting , Phyllis will be there
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ YOU'RE DISGUSTING
Gangster deer never gets old _TWITTER-ENTITY_
Where does _TWITTER-ENTITY_ come up with these names for _TWITTER-ENTITY_ on _TWITTER-ENTITY_ ? They're hilarious
I would be up listening to Bangerz at 2am .
Hey Marley . I can hear your music . Can you not turn it down ?
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ same here . I legit crude during the last episode . But Barbie is the only human to ever look attractive in a beard .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ maybe it's Maybeline or however you spell it !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ is trying to get onto the _TWITTER-ENTITY_ page
Ariel just told the president of the frat were the bathroom is
so there's this new rule .. friends before you . ig lmfao what kinda rule is that ?! _TWITTER-ENTITY_
U don't know terrifying till u drive through icy roads with 3 snow tires and one regular tire that keeps pulling #igotsthis
Her boobs are huge lol couldn't even crop them out
Australians don't have sex , they mate
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ pluck it with a . tweezer
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ lol don't let papa find it then
I'm pretty sure Richie wore the same clothes all week ..
Lmfaoo time for dinner גלגדלדתדתסצבבצגצדצדלסצב
Forever laughing at my life bc it's funny shit
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ is she actually
Anyone know where I can find a baby tux ???
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ about to go run with the box over my head ! we were G.O.N.E. ☁☁☁
Tingly doe _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_
my brother is listening to as long as you love me ... non-stop
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ my bad
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I lost 3.5 ! And you better hit that tanning bed cause I got dark !
I'm too bipolar
Has Jonathan McClure been in here all semester ????
The tires on the Kia are so bald , I could hardly get out of the DG parking lot #spinninforhours
Hahahah so apparently Dad picked up some Mexicans to finish our roof and instead of paying them , he gave them Mom's car .
I remember that video of Lindsey and Hope and I made commercials off Belchers phone
I wonder if you think your a first option because your like 7th
21 & over is such a funny movie
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ or you could do both
I'm picking on Brandon too much .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ she's full of sass tonight
If you haven't listened to Justin Moore's I'd Want It To Be Yours , stop what you're doing and listen . #sofunny
Josh ran me into the wall and then told me I made him smile . #bipolar
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ she wishes she could be like us !
As I text the group message from yoga at 1215 at night #iswearimnotdrunk
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ haha I know
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ oh . my . gosh . target lady is the best . she uses giftcards as bath mats for her adult doll house
Kionnas drunk .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Just call your house cleaner
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ IT SUCKS .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ haha I'm so about to snap you now lololol . Some of them are pretty hilarious really !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ that's a great idea
Angry Asians in the mall
I'm rollin ...
Did my mom really just put in a rap cd ?! Wtf is my life coming to ?!
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I saw you also
\Do I look like CVS to you ... " _TWITTER-ENTITY_ #justdied "
This girl has got me like ...
\There's song lyrics for this Taylor ! " "
Haha watching Laguna reruns too funny
This was the one night I could go out and do something bc I finally got a Sunday off , but I just wasted it by staying in bed
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ good one Whitt
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ go for it idc
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ u were ugly as shit
The fact that _TWITTER-ENTITY_ told me I should get into photography & lt ; & lt ; & lt ; & lt ; & lt ; #sike
Don't worry we still have 4 more Super Bowls then Baltimore
I already know my women candy Wednesday ..
The asshole you cuss at while your driving in Dearborn is me
Just heard on the radio that a law might be made limiting the amount of tattoos/piercings you have ... Yea , right
Im deff making my own sweater for kelseys
That snapchat & gt ; & gt ; & gt ;
I JUST FOUND OUT MY LAST DAY AT METRO IS NEXT THURSDAY OH MY GOODNESS
Tigers hunt at night , kilo might not wake up
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ yes I have and a league all star not hard to do but you guys couldn't even pull of a winning record
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ probz more than you do
I feel bad for people who have funny looking kids . It's hard to make them as cute as Adi . #yesimbragging
Is it bad that everytime you tweet i think its my tweet since im in your avi ? _TWITTER-ENTITY_
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ puffy painted the ass of the Soffes she's wearing in middle school
Why did we FaceTime everybody last night ?! _TWITTER-ENTITY_
Kenzie blocked me ! Have fun at southern !
\When guys think you're obsessed with them . Like no . If I'm obsessed with anything ... It's beer . " _TWITTER-ENTITY_ "
\I pledge allegiance .. under god " _TWITTER-ENTITY_ "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ FO WHY ? #cops #stuffwesee
That picture is SOOO rough
Hayley's got her attitude full blown today
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ Haha theirs no guys like that .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ kills me !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahahahaha I love itttt
i hate all my new classes
all of you are a bunch of stuck up bitches
GOOD NEWS !! Found a bikini that fits !! _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_
It is just way too funny to even explain to anyone
It's hard to cook potatoes ? He's a keeper . ✊
got a c- on my algebra final
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I am very okay with that
I didn't go out with my ladies tonight and tone of them just text me that she's at the gas station , sober hahah
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you retweeted the JFK thing on my twitter
I seriously just burned myself with ramen noodles
When I met you I thought you were so innocent and then you drove me home from work and that went out the window
I don't have ex's , I have why's
' I don't need a date . ' ' If I wanted someone to clean up after I'd get a dog . ' -My grandma #loveher
let a mother fucker do me on insta
Someone just asked me if I played softball for Arizona . Do I look like I'm in college ?
I know Wylder is so upset right now . Asia is getting on these guys
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ he LOVES laying on clothes
Dylan is so mean to his sister
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ when my mom is watching it and I see you ill yell I know that girl !!! Her name is Tonya !!
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ exactly why I'm mad
Drinking old protein powder hopefully I don't throw up or have the shits tomorrow
Tn was seriously redic
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ that movie is quite strange ..
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ #friendsforever he isn't dating you . he's babysitting
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ because were friends duhhh
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ whoever asked that is creepy as hell
When you see your best friend somewhere unexpectedly _TWITTER-ENTITY_
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ if you say so
I need to stop eating so much before I get fat
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I probably did the worst thing possible and tried petting it right away haha
The older guy at Taco Bell just gave me my food & amp ; said \ thanks you , have a good day . See you tomorrow " & amp ; my mom was like uh excuse me ? "
Why must my dog enjoy sitting on hands and feet so much
I really don't like A & M I just wanted them to win so South Carolina could play Auburn in the SEC Championship ..
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you better wear like SPF 50
When timon and pumba fight the hyenas
Me and my boy are tunnel buddies , once again
I like bother people , especially when they get mad
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ I'm talking about in general not just that game
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ were bangin
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you know it
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahaha ! Or have a bunch of white stuff on the edge of your mouth .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ haha , I almost got hit in the head multiple times by my crazy stalker
the fact that mama making me go to a painting class tonight & lt ; & lt ; & lt ; wtf is that ?
MY boyfriend is so hot & amp ; perfect
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ yes omg we have to omg
I seriously wonder how tired my neighbors are of seeing me with no pants on , or naked . I should probably trade Eric rooms . #frontroomprobz
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ meant to tweet that from my account
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ save some & amp ; ill walk over tomarrow . No joke
None of them even like you
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ just asked if there were two moons out tonight #what
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I'm not saying nothing to anyone .
0-4 on FG's!!
“ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ : I was expecting to do something really fun after homecoming last night ... Nope went back to Brittany's and slept like a baby ”
Curled up in bed with my loves watching scooby doo .. Lilly is loving it
I respect _TWITTER-ENTITY_ for owning up to his mistake , and even joking about it . All of you should be able to get over it if he can
My cape is longer than my dress #halloweenproblems
You may want to talk to someone other than a DUI lawyer #factoftheday
It's weird to think you were my BESTfriend , lol
Tay is wearing my sweat pants to church tonight
So when's date night ?
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ laugh loud enough
Nick woke me up at 5 to see if we could go to mcdonalds
Lawlz lawlz today I chipped in from like 10 yards and it was only a par
\if I dance for you will you come pick us up " things Syd says "
I think oomf is using aomf to get high lol
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahaha awkward
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ regrets ??! haha whatttt
Two dick Vicki > & gt ; & gt ; & gt ; & gt ; & gt ; & gt ; vivki _TWITTER-ENTITY_
Lol really ?
You're such a fucking attention seeker you aren't fooling anyone but yourself . Dumb bitch
Girl code is cracking me up right now
Now I can't wait to see 22 jump street !!!! looks hilarious !
any time I sing along to a song in the car alex automatically changes the station #voiceofanangel
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I'm Rollin ' . I'm not going to .
this girl let me have a drink .
I HATE when ppl stare . Like you can stop anyyyyy second .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ idk why i found this so funny
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ mia text me noww
Severely judging your zebra print leggings with multi colored paint splatters on them
The snap chat Taylor just sent me !
Hit my head off the service desk when I bent down . I was laughing and tearing up at the same time
Jim's in the hospital and he can't even fit in the bed .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I'm seriously so confused who thinks you're racist
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I defiantly know who this is about
Pepes siri just turned on and blared she can't seem to find MOLLY MOLLY MOLLY on the other side of the classroom #rotfl
Everyone go retweet Bryor
A really cute freshman just came up to me to ask a question as I was opening a pack of cashews that burst everywhere
\WHAT A BEAUTIFUL CHOCOLATE MAN . " White Chicks is on _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ "
Okay I'm done that song is so annoying
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahahah it's whateverr , they probably have no lives
Mariam's mom rn > & gt ;
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ lol OCD much ???
One time I was running the 100 hurdles & amp ; I tripped one over & amp ; fell . I turned around & amp ; picked up the hurdle & amp ; then kept running . #didntlose
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ lol yeah ! Sorry for the confusion !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ us , she already said we were demonstrating , but I'm totally gonna mess up in front of everyone
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ nope .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahahahaha it's okay
People's opinions don't matter anyways , the VS Models won't stop being hott because you called them anorexic they are STILL hott
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ maybe someone thinks I'm cute
The waiter and I at surin are on first name basis
Lexi shut me down !! not even 30 seconds
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you don't have too lol
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ HAHA but really in her 12 inch pumps
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ oh yay , what a treat lol
To guys who have a collection of nudes on your phone ; you're a pig and congrats on talking to a collection of sluts .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ how's 21 and over
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ well ik that now
My parents text messages omg I'm crying right now
⚽️- oh gosh ... Your just so funny and energetic and I love u and wish we could hangout more cuz your just great
\Just let him finger you while you are dancing " says _TWITTER-ENTITY_ lmao "
this is too damn funny
Glad I park in the garage
\It tastes diff . " _TWITTER-ENTITY_ "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ since I claimed my street corner
wrap your mean before you beat .
what even is this conversation
And then she stalks my twitter and sees my tweet . hahaha _TWITTER-ENTITY_
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I honestly have no idea , I don't have time to watch football on a Wednesday evening
Always saying the wrong thing at the wrong time ! #embarrassed
The fact that I just screenshotted a snapchat that was accidentally sent to me and the person is begging to get rid of it has me lmbo
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Lmfao Deion right on point ! #ThunderUp
I don't do either just to clear that up , I just really like that line #pun
This weather kid is cracking me up right now
Sex is goooood
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ HAHAHHAHAHAHAH come home get on my iPod , eat , eat some more , go to treys house and Im frozen at 119 lbs
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ Conan squared at it again
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I am so confused by this picture ........
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ why am i so ugly
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ thanks rob ! I'm behaving tonight though . School in the a . m . & lt ; & lt ; & lt ; this weekend will be a blur though I'm sure !
People always assuming shit
ALYSSA JUST THREW SOMETHING AT ME AND I DODGED IT AND IT HIT THE SUB IM DONE WITH LIFE _TWITTER-ENTITY_
On another note my boss loves natty light and owns a funnel ... #waitwhat #nastybeer
Pretty sure the guys next to us a BDUBS are drunk
I sitting here listening to _TWITTER-ENTITY_ ' a tv while he texts 10,000 people back . love you !
11 . you are funny and stuff .
Shout out to _TWITTER-ENTITY_ aka Rand Rand 21 man have a good day and be safe dont spend all that money at south beach bro ⛄⛄
I wake up to both kids screeching love em
My mom just said \Gregory I swear to god if I sweep up one more gum band I'm stinging your balls with them while you're sleeping " . "
162 contacts in my phone and I only regularly use 3 of them who aren't family .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ now you do
S/O to _TWITTER-ENTITY_ for rolling her window up on my fingers
My wall twerk Game
\I would ask the coach to bench me after that " -Bryce "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ damn Tay .
Cliff gives every single guy who even looks at me the evil eye .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ haha I'm sorry ! Can't help it .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ cry me a river
When ever I see fat people on scooters I always think if they went on a walk maybe they wouldn't be in a damn scooter
How many dagos does it take to put up a drywall _TWITTER-ENTITY_
I don't know what I would do without my pledge sisters
Matt Taylor's hair tonight tho
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you're gay .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ power couple at both proms watch out lmao #IPLAY
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ the only time i got up was going from the couch to my bed #upgraded
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ smooth move ! haha .
What battle ? You're just a couple psychotic ex-girlfriends making fools out of themselves .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ and I should never be allowed to study together #weneverlearn
That pic of a I just seen should be ashamed of himself . Why ?
Why is it so funny that me & amp ; Emma are still drunk & amp ; my parents won't stop bitching & amp ; packing . It's seriously too much
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I would to I worked hard on my twitter lol
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ y'all can eat a bag of Dicks .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ I'm not around alcohol much okay ??
so Johnny was comparing the was that I used to kiss him when we first met like three years ago to right now .. seriously dying right now
that snapchat story of your mom #omg _TWITTER-ENTITY_
You're not ghetto nor black . You can stop
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I will
\It's so loving when a boy thinks you're not a slut " -the judge daddy "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ probs not
Boys are like \If I had a girl we would go on dates , cuddle and I'd spoil her " , 2 weeks in " give me head and I'll make us ramen noodles " "
Britt really looks like she wants to eat Jakey in that snapchat
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I'm sitting in my room laughing so hard about this
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ \ya I saw David Freese " musta been a realistic lookin fathead on the wall outside "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ omfg I'm so done
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ brb dying that makes it so much funnier
When I got back to Louisiana it felt like I had paparazzi , when I wanted to be basic and sleep for three year but I love everyone
This week was interesting to say the least
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ LOL WHAT
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I thought he'd never stop asking . Why couldn't you have just told him !
I want a beautiful , tattooed , bearded man really bad . At least #oomf fits that category but he'll never know I think he is
Can always count of _TWITTER-ENTITY_ to rescue me from a night spent in bed !! MARGARITA WEDNESDAY !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ don't tell him I tweeted yhat
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ oh my gosh true ! That would be crazy ! Lmao
I need a reunion with _TWITTER-ENTITY_ and _TWITTER-ENTITY_ when they get back so I can hear all their crazy stories from the beach
Gave him something to look forward after work . He's probably too anxious .
I thought of _TWITTER-ENTITY_ this evening when I visited Grandma Pinky . She was talking about how her chickens were from hell .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ but I'm all yours already meggo
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ my one on instagram ...... hahahahhahaha
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ vines just kill me everytime
I know exactly who that was about
Luke's phone & lt ;
This conversation & lt ; & lt ; & lt ; & lt ;
I NEED TO TALK TO _TWITTER-ENTITY_
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you never told me you dog
When the tv is on but everyone is on there phone
Me and _TWITTER-ENTITY_ are seriously way to close it's sometimes gross
I am on FIRE tonight
Why does Dwight Howard look so goofy every game ?
Girls that think they can drive trucks ! you should think about staying in the passenger seat !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I'm not even talking to him tho
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I just pissed my pants
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ this made my day !
I look like a puppy
Me and _TWITTER-ENTITY_ are baseball buddies now I guess⚾️
Ummmm and the biggest liar award goes to .......
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ getting these seniors involved . They leave tomorrow why are they gonna do
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ ok bob
Convincing gabby to give me her iPhone 5
she's so dumb who says papa
The mall is screaming me and Hannah's name I can here it from here
The cow goes moo fucking crazy Steve on drake and josh tho
Reading adds on Craigslist is cracking me up .
I love _TWITTER-ENTITY_ #snapchat
The moment when your moms best friend tells you that he loves to get high & gt ; & gt ;
Lol if you graduated last year gtfo out of the student section
Scott Disick right now
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ so funny
you're funny !
\ to hell with that noise " Fred talking about self driving cars "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you're gonna b a freshman ?? shut up
\Lets get a cat , look out jack " "
The fact that I saw dom get fucked up at practice today shit had me rolling
The fact that my picture is still _TWITTER-ENTITY_ background on my computer is so weird
If I have a daughter and she somehow becomes a whore . I'll remove all lights from her room and board her windows shut . Hoe
Oh my lanta
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ this is cracking me up lol . You're the immature one !
I HAve an ezoo Sunday ticket ill sell it for 20 bucks HMu
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ that movie was scary af
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ how'd it feel when Brad did the same to you ? Hahaha . You cried I didn't . Sit the fuck down .
It's funny how fake you are even to your est friends " "
When your best friend doesn't favorite one of your tweets it really must be a shitty one
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ example lets walk to the bar
the picture I just sent Audrey
I seriously have my whole weekend planned out day by day
I'm about to bribe a girl into dating me by paying for them to go on a cruise with me !!! #pathetic #NeedLove
I think it's quite hilarious .
Kara does it for the vine !!
Girl in my class just said her friend has \white trash " tatted on her leg #OnlyAtMillersville "
Never thought I'd make it home in this car
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ do it ! Lol were you callin Micale terrio the other day
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ no , only 6 .
I've decided I only like New York because , unlike me , it attracts literally the hottest men from around the world .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ HAAAA we all know your secretly crushinnnnnn on me Emma don't lie there's no way you could hate me
turn down for car accidents
Just got a confirmation email of what my mom bought online for me for Christmas Don't use my account to shop for me , Linda
Reese is really making fun of me for being too turnt to know what was going on around me
I'm still not sure if your talking about me ?
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I can hear you saying that
Someone took a shit in the pool last night ... They also left their boxers in the water
my god some girls need to get their head out of their ass #calmdown
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ ik im thinking about upstate toooo !!!
Tor is so bipolar
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ idek I might I know more people but like everyone in our grade hates me ✌
Looking at your aunts drunk pictures on her phone & gt ; & gt ;
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ YES WE ARE . Lol but tell me why Kristin didn't wanna tag me , HUH ? * does face *
when me & amp ; jaim were little , everyone called us the ' ham sisters '
I'm not even involved in this convo and its hilarious
Just waking up ... I think I'm a little too used to break .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ remember when we were at lakota ? Haha fun times
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ haha yea buddy we are going to have a double-date !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Lol please
I know he's not gonna like my joke !
I didn't have time to clean my room this morning and it's rly bothering me #OCD
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ MAKE MORE VINES .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ \like omg why is he sleeping with that slut . I'm much more prettier , obvi " "
WHAT JUST HAPPENED _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_
Your out here passing judgements on me , and I'm like hi who are you ?
this shit !!! _TWITTER-ENTITY_
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ the combination of Emojis
Woke my cat up #comecuddle
I miss you
When my teacher has the same cardigan as me ... & lt ; & lt ;
I mean it will not stop
Fun fact : I used to play hockey
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ ohhh wow . Thanks
JJ this morning lol
Danielle is telling me about all the shitty things she's done to me behind my back tonight . she's awful .
These people getting interviewed
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ had to get on twitter so I could twit .
The picture I just sent Emily & lt ; _TWITTER-ENTITY_
Sean had his first half day shopping experience in Knoxville with me today . ✨
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ yeah , it was fun but I'd rather not go back lol . Jeremy got pulled over
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ there's something wrong with you
My mom and I have the same mind set when I comes to making people jealous . .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ when KJ lined up the wrong way on a kickoff
Think I might buy a couple classic Trick Daddy albums now that I got the system hooked back up
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I just woke up from a nap . I got your texts . But in order to answer them I have to get up off the couch and go ask my mom
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I should've said something .
#2013TaughtMe I'm awkward
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I'm waiting
Lil #MAYO I'm in my way baby
Any kind of attention , you'll take it . You never seize to amaze me .
Just Dance with _TWITTER-ENTITY_ is too freakin funny
I packed up my xbox to force myself to study today and all I've done is play games on my ipad
Now Zachs mad at me
These #madicrushmondays are really showin how ug-layyy I am .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ your singing is hilariousstooooop
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ twat did you say ? I cunt hear you
This boondocks episode is cracking me up
But on the other hand I kept feeling for the clutch in moms car
karaoke with the grandparents
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ and her and deb got in the biggest fight ever and we ran to the ski lift
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I'm homeless , hungry & amp ; lost
Hahaha dad just screaming at the dog to quit licking her ass on the couch
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ guess who's working at outback again
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I beg to differ
The fact I'm a waiter
I got 40 likes on a picture of a chicken nugget guts , I think it's safe to say I've made it
Not even that bad
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ the little bar you tools hangout at .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ shut up !
I guess irish people were discriminated upon in the US for acting like barbarians ahahah
Lol at all the bad choices I make
\I'm not beating food up in my backyard " " and we hid some cookies ""
why is Justin tweeting his future ? #gottalovehim _TWITTER-ENTITY_
bonk him up on the head
Currently laughing so hard cause the picture is of me and my pumpkin
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahaha I know
Lol I love this movie
Team above the influence _TWITTER-ENTITY_
We'll see at the end of the game . I'd rather do Ben Rapistburger than you with that face .
You can always tell when the McCall boys are away from camp because they're all tweeting
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ that's the best you have ?
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahahaha . I'm ugly in all the other ones . _TWITTER-ENTITY_ needs to send me the other ones we took on her phone .
Hope everyone in ct is enjoying that rain
“ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ : Apparently I talk like a white girl ... #thanks _TWITTER-ENTITY_ \ would you like Starbucks with that ? "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ if you come then yes , me , josh , and Keith will serenade you with beautiful lyrics and our angelic voices
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ thank you ! Love you
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I never said it was good . But who asked you you to be commander in chief on celebrity events ? like its pointless ?
I'm sooooo stupid I was sitting there looking for my phone for a good got second and it was right beside me blinded in with the sheets
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ just get pregnant and quit . That's what everybody else does .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ oh thanks hahahahaa
dude just got demolished by our kicker
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ ill believe it when I see it
Do . Not . Grab . _TWITTER-ENTITY_ ☝
What do you mean you don't eat no meat ? That ok , I make lamb ! _TWITTER-ENTITY_
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Them pancakes are not going to help
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ on my way to receive it
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Jerica was logged in to my account . She put that on there .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ before he died ?
Who scratches on a break ? _TWITTER-ENTITY_
Hi I am spinachh , and I am good for you , so eat me maybe .
You act like everything's a surprise to you that everyone calls you a slut , but you've cheated on every guy you've been with
About to ride my bike down to _TWITTER-ENTITY_
The fact that I just took a snapchat of me putting on Chapstick and sent it to chayse
just seen the funnniest picture
His little photo shoot he had me do for him
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I'm pretty sure half the shit we did in middle school was illegal
“ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ : Never read the end of the Fault in our Stars in class . ” I cried . You look like you might .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ They really do !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ god damnit
S/O to _TWITTER-ENTITY_ for being a hoe
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ good thing we just tweeted that at the same time
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahaha best picture
He's been drinking beer since we were tailgating
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ so glad you found me , your tweets made my night !
David spencer is my #mcm . No picture needed
Case is cracking me up
lololol , Ohhh that friend of yours .
Honestly I do nothing wrong to anybody , I have maybe 3 close friends . But everyone hates me ask me If I care though
I tell Jax no and he just looks me in the eye , and does it anyways .
I need _TWITTER-ENTITY_ to stop tweeting pics of that hairless goblin thing , oh and of that LOTR dude too .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ haha what !! I don't need both haha I'm not that hungry !!
Hangover was hilarious _TWITTER-ENTITY_
She doesn't have any friends that's why
about to buy mrs lawrence a dryer tho ...
I wonder what _TWITTER-ENTITY_ has to say about this ?
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ wtf ??
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahha girl I love youuuu ! What am I gonna do next year !?!? I'll be stuck at Manchester with all the ratchets & amp ; the basics !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ my ideas are only for the best . Duh
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ ok Vanessa
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ i think i just figured out the answer
So it's okay for your friends to laugh ...
dropped my phone on my face and my lip is bleeding
My Instagram feed is full of people in Oregon and California claiming that their state has the best sunsets but they are exactly the same
This is Murica
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ what game were you at ?
I hope were all still tweeting ten years from now . Just so we can all take a hard look at what we've accomplished . Or haven't accomplished .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ love you too babycakes
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ He told us at our last game we didn't have workouts !!
Seriously though asking questions scares the shit out of me . Asking for help is even worse . Even right now I'm about to cry .
my 12 year old little sister is rapping Drake lyrics that say \I stuck my dick inside this life until that bitch came " "
Reminiscing of Vegas with the girls
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ good luck finding that cowboys fan !
Swear I drive SO slow
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Yankees all day
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ haha you two probably just made his day by retweeting him _TWITTER-ENTITY_
It's funny cuz ur ugly
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I got you #samoanwrestle ?
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ and hit people with tree branches
What _TWITTER-ENTITY_ just snapchat me ... Oh my lanta .
Molly is dead right now .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahah I love them
There is nothing funnier than when people put up status ' of song lyrics and get them completely wrong & amp ; have no idea . Look that shit up !
Trying to sing in Steven Tyler's voice I'm such a good singer
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ yeah and do yoga makes make me look classy ?
My dad just called some guy in a leafs jersey a douchebag
TONITE , Aunt Rachel ruined Carowinds . _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_
It's things like this that make me remember why I loved the show Drake and Josh , thank you _TWITTER-ENTITY_
The pelicans though ??
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ dude . I have always hated chandler .
Lol my grandma just said when I take a shower she will just use the bathroom outside because it's dark made my night . Gotta love her .
Shout out to my sister who's camping right now
I JUST LOVE ASSHOLES SO MUCH #effyeeewww
So bored I might 3rd wheel with Ina and George
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I bet that bicycle kick last year in physics helped _TWITTER-ENTITY_
all two of em ! congrats
Just twinning with _TWITTER-ENTITY_ tonight
Happy potential two months
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ are you serious . And you don't understand how hard I laughing right now \is she gonna do the whole week or… " "
Damn ... Paul George is a little cocky see how that goes over .
Now I'm tweeting lyrics just to see if Hunter will reply to them . Haha
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ not at all
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ holy shit
How many damn accounts does that Joey kid have ✋
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahah I can barely get passed 30 let alone 50
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ this is so emotional
Go ahead FSU get ready for Alabama hahahaha good luck
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Hahahaha I will next time I go !
\This car is just the right amount of shitty " "
“ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ : what if i got a boyfriendi wouldnt know what to dowhat do they eathow often do they have to be walked”
True Life : I'm a porn addict
Is it weird that I remember people from the twitter and IG names ?
The fact that HSC doesn't have power & amp ; still has class is kind of amusing to me #sucks
I almost just face planted all the way down stairs
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ it has been deleted
\ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ : Nigga really in Moes tryna fuck ms Jerry .. " u there now "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Hahaha .
Love when my friends drunk text me ... On a Sunday night ... You have school go to bed
\YOU SAID NO CRANKING DOWN , you are such a hypothetical , a hypothetical " #workaholics "
\Ehh that's freckle in your eye is creeping the shut out of me right now ! " wonderful words of _TWITTER-ENTITY_ "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ not sure twitter can handle you and how many of my tweets you just favorited OMG love you
I really need to bitch with _TWITTER-ENTITY_ we always agree on so much .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ we gotta tough boy in the house
Playing guesstures with the family !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ well that's always good !!
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ I remember I cried the whole way home ...
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ ✋ then you have me at the beach right after , don't give me your complaints ... close your eyes & amp ; I'll be home
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ me too ! That's why I can't watch it at night !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ what does that even mean ?
Is it play it by year ..... Or play it by ear ??? #seriousquestion hahahaha
Prairie student section & lt ;
It was weird to see you . You look like an old man
Just tried to crash a Korean wedding and got kicked out #turndown4wut _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_
Did she seriously just do that ?
The real Chris Allen just hung up on Madelyn and I . Ok ????????????
Erika has all the toys she could want and she chooses to play with the remote
Trying to decide on if I should post an embarrassing picture of Taylor and I from the beach for tbt
Did I just really said that !
Chayla just said critter looks just like her dancing
I think it's funny how guys talk bad about uggs . But everything they get a new video game they are hooked .
kimmy and I are brazilian bikini shopping at ten am on a wednesday ... #teamratchet #whoarewe
I swear Laterro need a twitter
Why do you keep posting them ? Make a damn collage or something . I'm tired of looking .. Or just keep doing it for something to laugh at !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ OMG . The struggle . I thought you loved your sister in law ?
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I laughed out loud ! I hope I was never that bad !
You still have body odor , no friends and no sense of how to dress . Get da fucck outttt .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hates me ....
Nicole and I should not have left the house . I'm pretty sure everyone thinks we are on crack .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ are you a lesbian heather ..
It's so nice to know that at any moment Michael Clifford could read my tweets not really I'm never noticed
You're in 7th grade and she's a senior . Stop . ✋
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ omg haha group sleepover soon , miss you two . _TWITTER-ENTITY_
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ at least she didn't leave for two weeks and all you could do was email her
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahahahahahaha ✋
I am such a stalker
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ no . just no
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ where did you find those pictures ?
Gavin just tucked me in
All the pictures from last night are killin ' me ! #ProjectJen
Keep in mind we aren't actually talking , just replying on twitter
“ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ : I had to poop when I had the X-ray done and you can see the poop on the xray” EWWWW LOLOLOL
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I'm just saying though .. 4 .
#TweetALie I'll text ya in a minute . #Right
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you were being loud in the parking lot at Hono
Dying from Michelle's name on twitter #JailBait
Zengel couldn't fit on one of the rides
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ you two are killin me
SarahKay82 tried to fight my mom _TWITTER-ENTITY_
Walk Hard is so funny
Only three types of people tell the truth .. Kids , drunk people , & amp ; anyone who is pissed the fuck off #amen
I have a class in three minutes Practically on the other side of campus #sodedicated
That dream I had last night though _TWITTER-ENTITY_
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ I didn't think you would find it this funny
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Oh my goodness .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I do
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ This hot tub is gonna be fixed tonight
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ well come get me and let's go , in your truck though
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ I mean ... It is pretty priceless ..
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I actually thought you were about to be a senior for some reason ?
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ too bad you don't even have your learners yet .
Gonna drink some box wine out of a solo cup tonight _TWITTER-ENTITY_
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Welcome I was cheering from the other side
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ don't worry I'm teaching you ! imma make you go all bootylishes in biggby .
\I wouldn't care if you got three guys pregnant . It's your life and I'm not gonna judge . " . . Wait . . what ? _TWITTER-ENTITY_ "
Just remembered they were playing Trina when we walked into the bar last night ....
When my dad pays me not to wear somethingg on the plus side since he thinks everything is ugly
I can't do this
Out at the bar with my mom and my friends . Bitch we go hard
Anita says I'm a funny doucher . So its okay .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you know you ratchet when you come to school with tooth paste on the side of your face .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ .... it's an acronym spelling a specie's name
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ haha ok we will see tomorrow
I wonder how that girl is feeling this morning that caught her legs on fire last night #Sorry
David's teaching me about soccer
Stayed up way too late for this
Jacobs punishment for disrespect is having to write a paper apologizing to my mom & amp ; my dads grading it
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahahaha thank the doctors
I can't get over how sexy I look in this tacobell uniform
I look like a wreck today
sometimes when I'm bored , I look at the conversation between our governor and _TWITTER-ENTITY_ after he almost kicked him in the face #GoBlue
Good thing I don't know anyone here , I look ratchet af
There were soooo many people absent yesterday
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ LOLOL for reall
I don't match at all . Do I care . Ha . No
What's up twitch the giant bear
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahaha ! I did that too ! I still have them
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahahha tell him math is not the place to talk about panic attacks
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ come Claire ! Haven't seen you since the good ol ' Pierre Moran days
His penis exploded #weakasfuck #suckstosuck
Now its your turn
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ good times
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ text me
My brother walks into my room and says I think you have more clothes than air in her #lmao
anddd Nathan let me drive his car half way home
Funniest thing I've heard all day #youreajoke #dickhead
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ oh yeahh come
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I'm watching SoMo videos
I'm the winner . #uno
Omg that snap just had me weak !
I love rating girls in magazines with _TWITTER-ENTITY_ during ssr it's hilarious
Lmfao the stuff he said about Dereck last night & gt ; & gt ; & gt ; & gt ; & gt ;
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ ur famous now
my whole family sits there and cracks up at _TWITTER-ENTITY_ ' s vines
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ nobody likes you soo
my little brother thought he was adopted just because he was born on camp meridian and cameron and i were born on camp lejeune
Where ya pacer fans now ?!
find out new things everydaaay
shopping with the family is always chaotic & amp ; funny
Snap chatting with my best friend .
lmao _TWITTER-ENTITY_ gets no love at ALL from _TWITTER-ENTITY_
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ well that's cool just joking about the 2k thing
He was so hot until I looked down and saw his DC's<& lt ;
Lol my last tweet cracked me up
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ no I know that
My daughter already takes selfies !!! Hahaha I just can't
Ima be super sore tomorrow cause in already sore now
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ i saw from your moms video it went well ! Nice nails
Ohhh I love Niles on the nanny
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ haha oh spare me lol people have it way worse . & amp ; that's not an excuse to act the way she does #Sorryboutya
Woooo ! Beats pill commercial took Miley out the game !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I'm still laughing
Chanel cracks me up .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ everybody hates me
#InMiddleSchool I was just a bad kid . All the teachers hated me . Except for the ones that found me funny
Wonder if she knows her boyfriend is keeping it on the low with oomf
I really do love my dog ... she just makes me mad a lot with some of the things she does ... I'm just not used to a crazy ass dog all the time .
Our snapchats last night & gt ; & gt ; & gt ; & gt ; & gt ; & gt ; _TWITTER-ENTITY_
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ again with the spelling errors
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ oh my god !!! ✌✋
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahah I think I'm gonna come around 7 or 8 !
You wanna retweet me anymore today ? _TWITTER-ENTITY_
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hellllll no !
This new very large girl & amp ; her mom is in our Zumba class .. And my mom goes hat girl fucking reeked during Zumba , like rotten ass " "
It's gonna be so weird . I used to have all my weekends planned out . Every Saturday I knew what I was doing . Now I'm just going with it
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ her face was PRICELESS going down the first hill because she was so scared
Yeah most touchdowns a season are cool and all but where are your rings , Peyton ?
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Bahahaha didn't help me At all
You've been .. THUNDERSTRUCK
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ definitely you Jo Jo ✌️
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I'll go see it again
In summer school .. For the third year in a row .. #mathtard seriously tho this is ridiculous OMG
Cant blame me for trying
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ sure looks like it
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ that awkward moment when Natalie is blocked on my twitter
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ both ugly
On GTA 5
According to our cook at Fuji , me and ruby are the swallowing professionals
Lol sahs snapchats are beautiful mine are absolutely horrid
Hey Nora do you pee your pants ? #myfav
Hopefully I can get drunk soon and forget that this day even happened
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ what'er you taking about
I sprayed hairspray on my sisters butt now her butt cheeks are sticking together !
Lol just got five a's in a row is the teacher drunk grading my papers right now cause im bullshitting everything
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ that means I'm out ! ✌️
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ your Vine just made my night
Captain D's health score is 73 ewh .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ that would be hilarious
Old people are so funny
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Hahahaha wait until Friday my dude
\Bruh , you can pull any girl . " No , I can't thanks for trying to cheer me up "
These AT & T commercials killll me
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ omg I know right
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ & amp ; the Nutella .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ laughing my ass off
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I'm pretty sure I had the same necklace
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ haha
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ your dad was one of our umps today
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I thought I killed you
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ thats awesome
Also going to a gym that is judgement free yet we are the most judging girls you'll ever meet
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ cool dude you're playing a team three age groups younger than you
when lowkeys think/act like theyre the main .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ to bad .
I be firing off like 30 tweets before I text back probably why I'm single
When someone replies to your snap hours later and you don't remember what you sent them in the first place & lt ; & lt ; & lt ; _TWITTER-ENTITY_
That awkward moment when your family and friends assume you have a girlfriend and ask you how/where she is .. She's out looking for me guys
Every weekend I go through the same routine ... \I'm never drinking again " . "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I can't breath OMG Dead
Hahahahaha Kevin's gonna hate me
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ amen to that got the same shit hurr
#tweetyourfirst7emojis ❤ Seems about accurate .
Ha I forgot I had the blunt in my ear when I pulled up to the drive thru window
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ the consequences of growing up in Wenatchee
\It's probably about a celebrity .. " Why is Paige so funny "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ is gonna owe me $10 pretty soon
I literally failed about everything I did today ://
Lol at the conversation I had with a construction guy
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ niggas twit pic is siting in a shitty parked work truck
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ NOOOOO now ill feel bad , DONT SWITCH IT UP
When your long hair gets in your butt crack
Did Alaina just text me using the phrase ' turnt up ' _TWITTER-ENTITY_
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ and I always do the most random yet hilarious stuff while the rest of the Train House snoozes
I like singing .. but not infront of people .. my poor dogs ..
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ this is the best tweet I've seen all morning
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahahaha omg I remember that !! So gross
Easton is such a dick
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ that's what you were saying last night
\I'm drunk as crap " _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ "
I just noticed i spelled clothes , wrong !
Actually throughout the whole movie with _TWITTER-ENTITY_ #datenight
i always forget that i put on deodorant
uncontrollable laughter in 42-B right now
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ You're **
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ oh you're right love youuuuu
Whoa . We are deeeep .
Hahaha the texts I send _TWITTER-ENTITY_ .. I just feel it necessary for you to know what is going through my mind at all times
Everybody has left the saint bandwagon because the lost
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ SHUT UP TYLER
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ maybe cause it's cracked to shit just an idea !
omg lmfao I'm clownin hard af right now
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Francis found the can with no label and was pissed
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ quit guy
#FF to my favs _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ and the obvious _TWITTER-ENTITY_ ❤️
Verddgggaaaa this 40 year old mom talking shit to me
OMG I AM DEAD . _TWITTER-ENTITY_
What .... The fuck
We should be shot _TWITTER-ENTITY_
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahaha two seater I hope ?!
Ill slice their throats and then kill their families _TWITTER-ENTITY_ #biotchprobz
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ ya shocker right weird unbelievable
Someone's sleeping blue bag just flew out of the back of Walsters truck & Morgan and Brooke are flipping out because one of there's was blue
This is medicated lip ointment , but with that being said , I still think you're straight gorgy
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ as long as there's rice Krispy treats you can have your way with me
I actually have tears coming down my face from laughing so hard
I look back a i realize i used to be really nerdy ...
I love it when people retweet things trying to talk bad about other people - and everyone reads it and is just like hat sounds like you " . "
Went from to to in seconds .
Kyra has broken the bed twice tonight
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ lmaoo I only accepted the ones I recognized from that night
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ LMAO send it as a Christmas card
my moms gonna pay me to go over her house thirsty bishhh
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ join the club .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ instantly thought of you when I saw this
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ ok sorry didn't mean to wake you Prince Charming
“ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ : Proud to see my school up there , you guys did a great job . just wish we could have seen more” i feel you
don't criticize someone's relationship if you're single , because you're single annnnnd shut the fuck up ?
Lmao this scene in stepbrothers gets me every time
“ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ : I almost ate my nipple cause i thought it was a piece of sausage . ” _TWITTER-ENTITY_
I love #TheOffice so so much
i actually like it a lot .. woah
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I forgot All about it !!!
secret life of Walter Mitty
me & amp ; Jordan just got a 40 piece at McDonald's ..
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ omg Taylor I wanna retweet you
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ I'm so proud
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ ✋ I died when I saw it .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ aw I'm sure you were fine . Shoulda let it ride
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ it's similar to bitch plz , only it's Evan please .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ nicks mom had me geekin when she came she said I know all y'all !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ easy win easy win
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ LOL #dying
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ and I kicked your butt
A lady just said \come on you can walk on that " you can imagine how she felt when I said , I could if I wasn't paralyzed ... #awkward #lol "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ gotta love our conversations
Oh how I love my dad
Teaching your brother how to play gta5
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I've been singing you're the devil in disguise all day long ! And btw you're awesome
Those moments where you laugh with your best friend till you get abs , cry so hard , and get nodes
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ funniest tweet I've seen in a while and it's true !!
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ my phone sucks
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ psh , that's normal
There's a guy on the Patriots named Aqib Talib
i really did give Lyndon a black eye
You guys better keep my house clean
South African accents are so ridiculous
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ I'll be the step sister of the princess family
Talking to Emily about everything
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ its a holiday . Black Friday isn't for black people like fat tuesday isn't for fat people lol
I hope no one gets too ratchet tonight . I don't need a bunch of drunks puking and being stupid
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ UH WUT
Getting _TWITTER-ENTITY_ mad > & gt ; & gt ; & gt ; & gt ;
THE MACKLEMORE OF MOVIES
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ I'm pretty good at getting turnt
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ oh dear ... Hahaha I'm afraid to ask what they were !
When Morgan is half asleep and telling me goodnight , it looks like a made up language because of how she texts when she's tired
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I plan to feed her edibles every morning
“ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ : I feel bad when I'm texting someone and I fall asleep and they think I'm ignoring them ... Haha sorry” me to _TWITTER-ENTITY_
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ OMG Fredy you're horrible !!! I would not be surprised if that thing so magically disappeared that day ..... _TWITTER-ENTITY_
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ he still hasn't added me but his wife did !
Rock family is nothing but a rivalry #STL #Chicago
can't wait to be a hobo tomorrow taking the bus to smiths
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ NOBODY CARES THAT YOUR MOM WORKS AT PIZZA HUT AND SOMETIMES EMPLOYEES DONT WEAR THEIR HATS . Jesus . _TWITTER-ENTITY_
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I just gotta lay off the KFC and I'll be okay
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I got em all
I love screen shotting stuff and laughing about it with my friends
Ill be your redneck romeo
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ like ew I'm just tryin to shop ... This dude had a full on beard
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ fuck you , keep adding to your long list
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ currently wondering how I made your header ?
\How do I open your car door ?! " _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ "
I've been on my snapchat game today #
Ok I'm done retweeting Varly jokes now promise
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ your page is so true . Back to back champs . But they ain't shit . Okayy . Makes sense !!!
Asians look the same just a different haircut
Guess your phone is working again
Get to wake up in 4 hours for school #cantwait
didn't come through for the night though
930 and it's already a rough night
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ haha I feel your pain , man .. It's gonna be okay
I dont even know him
I'm sacrificing myself being on time for work to get coffee . I was already in the mall parking lot and I turned myself right around
I love when I go to Southern restaurants and they say \Y'all come back now . " "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ that picture is when I was in 6 grade
You're thee worst bedtime story teller ever . _TWITTER-ENTITY_
I think it's the funniest thing how your mom made a stocking for me at your house but not your gf . #parentsadoreme
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ What ? How ?
I can not stop laughing at Kristen right now
I see myself being a lot more productive now that I have a PS4 getting shit done so I can game #yoloswag
Dwight still sucks at free throws !
\Bitch did you just Subtweet yourself ? " _TWITTER-ENTITY_ "
my dad said \my next house I am going to have theater seating " then my mom said " um I don't think the nursing home has theater seating " "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I can't help that my love life is a joke
You know you had a good night when people are puking at senior sunrise . #drunkpeople
We got a tough guy now
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I NOTICED THAT TODAY TOO
Anyways !! Hey twitter !!
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ isn't it though
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ still no comparison to the silence America gave you when you lost Kim .
How did Sav and I get home
The fact that _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ and _TWITTER-ENTITY_ had Saturday school today really makes me laugh
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ needs to check his snaps !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ I was being serious
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Lol forsure . Ill be in soon tho , be ready
Somebody call me . I'm bored .
Lmfao I got _TWITTER-ENTITY_ fucked up last night
the fact that I'm running on two hours of sleep rn
The fact _TWITTER-ENTITY_ and Katy perry did all those faces at the vmas I'm dying
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ exactly so no jumping to conclusions here before judging me . Only God can judge me
You can homebrew drinks in Alabama now . Just shows how much people down here drink .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ : Like a g6 used to be our jam bc our friend had a new Pontiac g6 and we'd blare it before going out to the bars
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ lolololololol I'm not !!
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ EXACTLY .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ shut up
Ravens really done it this time she texted me saying wait trey has a son ? .. #neckneckneck
There's two beds in this hotel but me and Kelsi still sleep in the same bed
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Hahaha somewhere probably ! too great
My dog is really trying to sleep in a basket .
Leaving stuff in New York I'm order to bring new stuff home
We played twister In the truck bed all over edgemere & amp ; Dundalk tonight
\If you ever drink that much again and the alcohol poisoning doesn't kill you-don't worry , because I will . " -my mother "
Literally this family does not talk . They yell . It's so funny to me
You're not popular , your vagina is
I was on time but forgot my backpack
Adam you are officially the best brother ever ..
I love rednecks
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Dude you are hilarious !!!! Just saw you on the All Star Comedy Jam
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ shouldn't it be ?
Hi , I like to workout to songs like \pornstar dancing . " "
Saturday night live is too funny
I don't think my prom bus from last year will be together this year .
I punched an aluminum thing at work and now my knuckle is cut and bruised
Chase said he can't listen to me and play The Show at the same time . Really thinking this game was a bad idea .
I kinda want a girlfriend . who am I kidding that's never gonna happen
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ me too haha I went to bed early the wrong night next time
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I think you should let her have pups so cute
Ill find one someday
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ ask.fm is gettin blew up tonight by 4 people !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ lets just be normal
how many girls you gonna go after ? #notsurprised #sub
#BackIn7thGrade I wore colored skinny jeans ...
My brother just tried to a heel stretch Nd caught a charlie horse .
madi nicely woke up her sister and her sister slapped her
Breaking out the glasses
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ omg lil ! I do the exact same thing
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ pussies .
Everyone of your \selfies " look the same "
I'm tan ... And it only took 20 mins of laying out in the sun !
I know who wins bgc all star battle cause tiara from season 7 has all the screen shots of Judi telling her who won no point in watching now
I think I like phone calls in bed better , but who am I to know ?
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I didn't drive . But I'm digging your the twitter name tho I saw the scene he was in on jackass last night lol
People are legit crazy lol like wow
Wtf did I just watch
Turn up on a Thursday ✌️
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ oh I know , I'm cracking up about it trust me on that haha !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I don't even care
I guess your not playing around
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahahaha me too I'm crying ! Honestly tho who put her name ?!?!
Ricky has people buy him cigarets like its a drug deal
HAHAHA I'm in the newspaper for tennis
Totally going to be late for work
Literally can't stop laughing at last night
I'm being an ass right now
I love that AT & T commercial !
I can't with these pictures right now ✋
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ Talking hard over social media sh . t that I don't like
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ I had to tweet you guys when I saw this . It's still too funny !
Wade crawling for the ball
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ we kicked the shit outta her
Love that _TWITTER-ENTITY_ and I's way of communication is via snapchat
I think Nathan thinks I'm just giving him a bunch of excuses but they're really not
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ nahhh , I'm pretty sure _TWITTER-ENTITY_ makes it pretty clear on what he wants !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ ik I was surprised our defense did that good
They locked us in Mr. B's storage closet
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ definitely .! my mom goes there at least once a month
Who sends a good morning text at 11:14 AM ?
When _TWITTER-ENTITY_ goes to the bathroom in the girls restroom and doesn't realize it until a girl walks in ... #MellowMushroom
Dad just said Justin Bieber is a punk because he doesn't have any chest hair
A guy rides a horse in the bar
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ right !!!!!
Lol Knight is cocky but has no reason to be He just sucks
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ at my dads office right now . I'm stopping by everyday to hangout with your mom
We've tweeting about Based God , Keeping It Real , and Oogy for the past 15 minutes and there's some bitch crying about her problems SIKKEEE
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ that's hilarious !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ Oh my god Jess you're dead to me
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I can watch that movie a million times
The Stellio Cantos episode of American Dad is on Adult Swim right now ... This shit kills me
Well you just woke up the whole neighborhood #soundedgood
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ haha got to love my mom !!
Hmmm let me think ..
haha , you would .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahahaha I don't think I've ever laughed so hard when the ball went on top on the bleachers #gottasaveburgerking
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ so true . We'd get demolished
Jacob stay killing this kid tho . _TWITTER-ENTITY_
My brother told me his secret ingredient to hot coco is breast milk
Yeah , no . I don't claim anyone and there's a reason for that .
My friends are worried that my life size snowman stuffed animal will be life threatening to sleep with at night #deathbysnowman
Small groups tonight > & gt ; #literally _TWITTER-ENTITY_
Guess were going to the Devils game _TWITTER-ENTITY_
Me -Hey guess what ! -What ? Me -Chicken butt I do this all the time
Bobby , Austin , Will , and Eric can make fun of me all they want
Awkward ... some girl named Addie lamb favorited my tweet . And my names lamb tamer
Look at _TWITTER-ENTITY_ trying to be funny
Nobody questioned the bunny when he did it . _TWITTER-ENTITY_
Lmfao my sister just said , \mom , I'm 23 years old & amp ; I'm fucking drunk what are you gonna do about it ? " _TWITTER-ENTITY_ "
My phone is behind will all these notifications because my twitter is about to explode
#DrunkHistory on YouTube is hysterical .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ well that IS my name in your phone
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ i miss seeing you everyday to Adam !! We didn't do much but we were always laughing
I guess everybody backs up Haley's toilet according to Alyssa
tins and I are in case and realized were matching and that means were super dbags
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ JUST TWEETED ME OMG IS THIS REAL LIFE ❤
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ sucks to suck
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I am funny
Gabby is so bad a Fun Run
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ LMAO every single times see these dang faces I laugh . It never gets old
My texts are full of emojies lmfao . ☺
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ too bad you're coach passed on him . He might have been a decent safety #sucks2suck
Ask is just a hot spot for creeps
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ ioeno but I'm just kidding
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ and I literally say goodnight to each other about 6 times before we actually go to sleep
that backfired .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ 2.5 years
Never fail to have such a fun time with _TWITTER-ENTITY_ ❤️
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ text it to me
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ btw I just died a little at your twitter pic
Jared- Lazy & Hyper ? How is that possible ? Me- Ask me body . _TWITTER-ENTITY_
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ retweets like a crazy mofo ...
I beat _TWITTER-ENTITY_ in everything .
Fuxin cry baby
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ it's by pet depot now
\ I'm glad I got one weiner in me before the game " - _TWITTER-ENTITY_ "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ that was so funny
HAAHA that didn't just happen Loomis street is too comical on Saturday nights #longboarders #America
Family game night ... #enoughsaid
How the fuck is Ricky making videos on a roller coaster
Remember when _TWITTER-ENTITY_ got rug burn on her face and I put a face tat over it to cover it up ? Oops ...
Haha if a kid came to fight me at my house I would have my step dad pump him full of shotgun shells saying it was a robbery hahaha
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ all I see in your avi is boobs .. haha
The fact that he wants to meet my bro can't wait to see that happen
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ that's actually so perfect !
Looks are like 60 to 70% of a girls attractiveness while personality is about 30 to 40% of it . Shit atleast I'm honest about it .
The pictures _TWITTER-ENTITY_ are retweeting right now are hilarious
I like a little bit of a chase but when you take it over the top , I'm drawing the line ☝️
I'm not even drinking and I'm so cray like no one would even know the difference
My dad just locked my mom out of the car and said I'm not letting you back in until you get me some chips
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ your tweets last night im cracking the hell up right now !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ 1 , 2 , 3 do you like waffles , yeah I like waffles
I hope you're all ready to see some major cleavage , because Alex just bought a really deep V-neck ...
My sister is drunk texting me ! #LovingThis
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ lmfao like I had to do that behind his back ! omg
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ No one likes Morgan
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ omg so much weird stuff was going on around us
My dad said I can't wait for national bra day , omg
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Thats terrible considering how awful Crocs are
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ love you too sweet cheeks
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ cause you didn't get one for me !! #KARMA #SORRYMaddie
It's funny because Joe Girardi is going to ask Mo to stay for next season
All our moms are drunk
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ it's my religion
Burned my arm
Lmao _TWITTER-ENTITY_ said she's gonna have the cake like juthy
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ saaaaaammeee lolol sav
#IRememberIGotInTroubleFor wearing my boyfriends sweater in 8th grade
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ he prob still lives at home in the basement haha
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ lololol im done
\Thomas , what'd you get me for Christmas ? " My love . " Well , I haven't gotten it yet . " Oh , you will soon . "
Absolutely awful buffalo
The shit I witnessed and dealt with last night too much
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ haha leave her alone guys she wants to go shit in the tub with skankelle #fuckjenelle
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ yeah that tweet was about you
No clue you could even get a bruise there ..
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you retweet me but yet won't buy my lunch ?! HA ! JK !
Far from the most OC person in my family
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ I love you Z
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ he gonna get his slept
Damn , that shits crazy as fuck !
hey _TWITTER-ENTITY_ would you like to place another bet with _TWITTER-ENTITY_ and I ? #believe
Only in college would there be two people in a camel costume yelling hump day in the middle of campus .
Creswell .. Uhm idk
Lol at _TWITTER-ENTITY_ face when USA men's 400 free relay got beat
Me \You want me to drive the Mustang or the Lincoln ? " grandpa " Put the Mustang up so birds don't shit on it an you cry . " "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ I didn't get the text yet ?
Paul brown and kayne would be best friends . I means he named his team the browns that's a kayne move . Look out for the New Jersey kaynes
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ you got us
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ be done . I want to see her .
Timmy just asked me if I read books I don't read .
Bill Murray on gameday is killing me right now
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ like you
Didn't drink two nights ago and was late to work . Drank last night and was on time today ! Guess I need to drink on nights before work
Now you got the entire city of Battle Creek against you ...
Kennedy's cracking me up again
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ oh hahahah
Cody just tried to drag me out of bed by my arm so we could open presents . I was like go wake momma and daddy up and let me go .
Chris is killing me
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ i mean i guess i am too
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ the ways I try to get out of work
How the hell did all of my medals fall to the floor when they were hanging on the wall someone's out to get me .
Tanned in my pasture nude with my bestfriend all afternoon . _TWITTER-ENTITY_
The people messing with _TWITTER-ENTITY_ have no room to talk like , please stop embarrassing yourself ! **
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ this girl put on here \why do people send dudes " so I answered it "
1 i miss you ! come to allen soon you're a reallly good gymnast too !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ tell him not to tease me !
The war between _TWITTER-ENTITY_ and _TWITTER-ENTITY_ #dying
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ freaking yes !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ it's okay my stupidity out another number on the hw !
Watching basketball videos _TWITTER-ENTITY_
Me \how old is luke bryan ? " Emily " hot enough . " "
The videos & amp ; pictures I have from Sunday & gt ; & gt ;
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ shots cuddle time sorry scuzzybear only panch gets cuddle time
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ friends actually know each other
\How old are you ?! " Old ... As ... Shit ... " _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ "
The bitches on bad girls club are crazy , lol .
I'm seriously always eating #fatty
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ aaaaaannnnnnnyyyyyyyoooonnnneeeeeee ?!
Watching the 97 blood game vs the Avalanche on Youtube with my dad .... Hahahahaha it's seriously so funny
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ it's you're motherly instinct ❤️☺️
At least it stays warm .
Looking at all my texts from last night
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I've waited for you your girl was choosy for 3 months behind your back with my bro Alex . Chill
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ that is so bad
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ black leah girl
Drunk _TWITTER-ENTITY_ texts are the greatest things ever . Ohmygod . ❤
If you haven't watched the movie \The Millers " yet then I highly suggest you watch it because it is hilarious . "
Just died laughing at oomf
To the people who wear so much make up that it blows off their face I'M orever " JUDGING YOU !!!! "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ don't worry I'm coming home
\Ever sense I moved schools I've changed I don't like guys " . _TWITTER-ENTITY_ "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I bet if we do have practice we have to go outside . #trackprobs
This movie is so weird
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ Where did you even hear that at your age ?!
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ be good
\Wait how big were the wings ? " Hahahaha night = made . _TWITTER-ENTITY_ "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Calvin definitely won that battle
The MLS is so bad haha their all-stars got destroyed by a sub par Italian team that is in their pre season
I will fall walking into the marriott hotel on Saturday
This is so interesting
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ she was so mad Matt disabled her phone
The Asian guy doing my pedicure sounds like Michael Jackson #hehe
Mine and Charly's conversation _TWITTER-ENTITY_
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Although , next time I sleep over , I'm sleeping in your room . The amount of snoring and sleep talking is ridiculous ...
If Mary Poppins looked like you .. That would be my favorite movie
Great time tonight .... Dress shopping with _TWITTER-ENTITY_
Lmao ! #BackFire
What's your name and how big is your cunt ? My my name is moniqua and my cunt ain't very big
Nic such an asshole
My parents are hungover as shit and fricken hilarious
I just caaaaaaaannnnt
Wait , wtf . Arenas plays for the Chinese basketball Association ?
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you're welcome
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ the vine from Tuesday finally posted
me and _TWITTER-ENTITY_ just almost burned down kerr
You don't even know
I'm bringing my broom you know why it's a mess hahah . #TheCampaign
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ when you talk gettho , you wanna know if they are ! Gosh
Why don't I got through my old pictures more often !? #shitshow #dying
Why are me & amp ; _TWITTER-ENTITY_ sooo hilarious
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ on after those night at your house before senior year ... Trust me I know memories damn good memories
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Omg stop .
The TV in our hotel is in black & amp ; white .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ and I have the best conversations with her mom ever ! #dying
Manu Ginobili actually looks like the ratatouille rat
Why can't I be like any normal Arab and actually grow facial hair niggas be having facial hair at 12 and here I am at 16 waiting ..
Literally in so much pain from last night it's ridiculous
I couldn't imagine having small legs , I've had big legs since middle school basically , I've grown to love my thunder thighs⚡
We were just sitting there drinking ... sad .... hahahahah and then poured the rest out
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ biology last year
Honestly . UGLIEST couple I've ever seen
The conversation that me and _TWITTER-ENTITY_ and _TWITTER-ENTITY_ are currently having is the reason why I love them more than anyone
My dad told me he likes my music . Quote , \it all has a sick beat " keep in mind it was Timber , Wop and Swoon when this was said "
\look at those hotties with a body " "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ yeah I do .
So funny _TWITTER-ENTITY_ trying to talk like he's from he hood " ! Justin , please ! You're white ! Accept this ! "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I was just thinking about all the stories you tell me
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ : Men just don't know how to talk to ladies anymore✋
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ that old lady made a huge deal lmao #worstWaitress
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ one day you'll have the power of the ultimate machine bro . Aka BMW
\Jasmine I have a headache , I don't wanna here your cacklin shit . ""
I FUCKING LOVE THE WORD BOOBIES
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ haters ! haha yeah Jk don't do that ... I'd have to slap you ! When are you coming back !!
After a night of drinking I always want to eat healthy
You must feel some type of way if you gonna talk bad about a girl everyday✋
With out emoji I can't express my self
Trey Burke is too nice .
I've been living off of Popsicles .
Oh just so were clear people that don't know me my last tweet , my dad is not or has not been in prison . He works there #hadtoclarify
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I was gonna quote tweet that to you because I thought you'd enjoy it
Ridiculousness is making me laugh so hard right now omg
Thank god _TWITTER-ENTITY_ told me that story
Whenever I tweet or retweet something that says oomf , 99% of the time the person it's about doesn't even have a twitter
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ that's so funny
Guess what I won't be getting at 12 on New Years Eve ? A kiss
Wanna make sure you don't choke .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ I'm just messing around
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ its so funny though
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I wish I was there to hear it . So funny
I need to go to church after what happened last night
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ alright it better dry up so my crutches don't get stuck
Anyone wanna go out to eat and have our own Christmas dinner ..?
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ it's rough
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ not like that Tori it's a joke
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ is whipped . #socute
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ has gotta be one of the funniest accounts . Reading the tweets are just like reading _TWITTER-ENTITY_ tweets . #sofunny #cocky
After like 2 years of not having a piano anymore my brother goes \what happened to the piano ? " Little late there "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ note to self- never try to pick you up
It just took me about 10 minutes to kill a spider above my bed ..
Why isn't there a twitter emoji of the bird ?
Still cracks me up how Malcolm calls me Dichole #NightTweeters
Sarah's mom is so funny Im walking through the mall dying
Rams be goin all sharkeisha on the refs
“ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ : Hahaha becca I've watched elf like 20 times this year I think I have a problem”I watched it tonight
Last night a little boy pooped in the urinal ! #joysofteaching
#asoc is a joke lets just throw in trance from armin for 1/4 of a set so i dont have to actually dj
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ hi tj
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I can definitely get you some Skyline gear ! I have a number one Skyline foam finger
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ OMG !!! I geeked balls !!!! hahaha your adorable !
People laugh at me when they see that I have a Pizza Hut app on my phone .. Like I'm not anorexic . I do eat . Especially pizza .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hurrry up
I just have to say the text that I just got from _TWITTER-ENTITY_ sums up EVERY reason we are best friends meant to be #thinkalike #myfav
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Hahah no one has any idea what you're talking about
Awkward moment when you're trying to hurry to class but there are slow people infront of you so you're breathing down their backs
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ YOU WERE TWEETING ABOUT ME BASTARD
Jordan just said fucker fuckville ? What ?
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ had me laughing so hard I cried ... multiple times .
The picture on my tumblr page and my LinkedIn picture are the same
\you're okay , you're wearing a sweater " _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ "
I retweet the most dumb stuff
I remember when I was a hardcore rising sun person and hated switz likeee wtf happened to me .
The cig I just tried to smoke & lt ; & lt ; & lt ; & lt ; & lt ; & lt ; bahahahaha my life is a joke
What would your nickname be ? Nikki flash . Why Nikki ? Because it rhymes with flash
I'm a really rough sleeper , my sheets are always off my bed when I wake up
WHAT I JUST SAW ON INSTA & gt ; & gt ; & gt ; & gt ; & gt ; greatest thing ever
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ so me
I keep gettin updates to my phone about snow storms back at home . Feel so bad for you guys
Haters gon hate
#PeopleWouldDoAnythingFor Klondike Bar
waiting for zach like always
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ the one we smoked with ?!
\I would never ! Some of my best friends live next to black people . " "
I wanted a response
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ omg I hate that guy . He's so sassy . Hahahha that's actually so funny that you acknowledged that too
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hi friend
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ see I new it !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ too funni
That sad moment when your trash goes out more than you do .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ this is a lot of info about people I don't know
Gayle gets so mad
That's what imma go to you
Someone who is nice and wants to make $20 dm me
Anytime I need a good laugh , I just look at the video _TWITTER-ENTITY_ made !!!
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ lol got em
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ not even close , I talk to you usually .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ yes !!
\Where did you go to eat breakfast ? Europe ? " _TWITTER-ENTITY_ "
Prolly just gonna bum it tomorrow
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ You'll expect him to say it too
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ and _TWITTER-ENTITY_ are killing me on IG
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ I cannot believe this just happened
my night > & gt ;
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ bring it on marathon Sunday ! #comeover ✌
I can't believe this #whythefuckareyousoignorant
That time my babysitter got me and Alex a ball pit for Hanukkah and my dad had to go out and buy an amusement park air pump
I'm so glad I let _TWITTER-ENTITY_ burn me with a lighter last night ..
last night i almost tripped over this damn gatorade bottle like 5 times
Penn state makin Washington look like a joke right now ..
Hahahahaha ok then
Lol work ? I rather wrestle alligators for a living
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ you forgot about your love _TWITTER-ENTITY_ !
\Cumming is drugging ! " _TWITTER-ENTITY_ "
Nakias cat has an Instagram
I'm listening to #DICEDPINEAPPLES
Yo I can't rn hahahhaha
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you always say that then the next time I talk to you you're always like I got so drunk last weekend you don't even knowww
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ lol no one will ever forget us getting pulled over !
This is gonna be funny as hell .
The stupid clubs me and _TWITTER-ENTITY_ made on Facebook in 7th grade > & gt ; & gt ;
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ sneaking out like a badass
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ aw seriously ?! that sucks this has taken up like the last four days it's crazy but maybe I'll actually have an ok grade after
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahaha
I got into a screaming match with this one lady over a medium coke she wanted but didn't pay for . Lol She didn't expect me to tell back ✋
“ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ : I need to go grocery shoppin . Yes , I go and buy my own groceries . Makes me feel like a real woman . Haha” lololol cudi
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ haha oh yeah ! Oops ! #GoodTimes
I don't even know this girl and she acts like I care ?? #RAGGIN
“ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ : Tampons are friends not food GIOVANNA . ” _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ yes just so we can catch her in more lies
Seriously Mama is one of the funniest movies ever . _TWITTER-ENTITY_ and I were fucking crying at the movie theater
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ the bullshit surrounds me . Who were You with ?
\ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ : I'm only upset because I didn't do any of my homework . Whoopsie ""
yeah mom .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you forgot while playing basketball
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ lmfao shut up you're gay
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ that's the dumbest thing I've ever heard you better then that shawty
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ omg yesssss lol
And when she tells me about last night I'm glad I wasn't there . #crazy
\Will you come visit me in prison if I kill my mother-in-law ?! " #shitsuzannesays #ofcourse "
I'm so glad I got to see _TWITTER-ENTITY_ today ! Even if she did have to be seen with me having foils in my hair ❤
I seriously love my family more than anything
No d/e'n but i used the tongs right after Jabari to get bacon at the tournament in West Virginia .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I don't go to Davis so wanna comeover at like 10 wednesday morning ?
My dad just backed up into a trash can worse then me _TWITTER-ENTITY_
\That was depression in Russia . Vodka sales went up . " "
I have such a exciting life
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahahah okay muffin !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I know right ? I mean obviously you have to much time on your hands if your study my boobs
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ everyone would make fun of me !
Lol I'm just waiting on Bri too comment something negative lmao
The only people awake right now are the working class and then there's me looking like trash
I FREAKING LOVE BLAKE BETZ RIGHT NOW #dying
Oh okay , I'll go de-friend you from snapchat
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I'm gonna get in trouble for sexual harassment
Eli with his 27th interception .
Can we just take a moment to realize how many awkward pictures everyone has of _TWITTER-ENTITY_ ...
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ 75 squats by noon , 25 just now in the bathroom #thisgirlisonfaaa #asssohot
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ it was like a must though I'm sorry
They are making fun of there own students . Loosing to us put them in turmoil .
You can't win a marathon without putting a few band aids on your nipples right ? #HorribleBosses
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ because I was retarded and still am
Just woke up from a three hour long nap
Dude omg yes
You know your hair is long when it gets stuck in your arm pits
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I'm about to jack this keg dude and smuggle mikes hards into my Vera
Reliving drunk moments with my best frannnnnds
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ i can't wait 4 the whole album , 1 of the songs is gonna be called \sorry , not sorry " ✋ #maydayparade #MonstersInTheCloset "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ AHAHAHA OH GOD THE SWEAT . AND RILEY'S DEMON EYES .
We're the millers looks hilarious too
Tbh I thank _TWITTER-ENTITY_ for always breaking the awkward silence in our AP language class and answering every question
That's why I don't text Dallin
What kind of sick twisted bitch is she ?
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I don't even think that will save her ...
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ it's gonna be a hell of a journey but ill make it miss ya tooo
What did the digital clock say to its mom .... Look mom , no hands !
This is why I hate fb
I feel so weird drinking out of this 2 Liter bottle .
My first steps after i got my cast off were so embarrasing #ifell #soweird
This girls whole profile on twitter screams WHORELike #CanYouNot
If I could just have #oomf I'd be good
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you said buckell over butler and your boys Gonzaga barely won too !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ mine was from 8th grade
Some people are literally so stupid
I really can't with this Fox song
mike always calls me oots . " bahahaha #dying "
I'm so bored
I felt so bad for _TWITTER-ENTITY_ and Trace being behind my bus !!
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ better be that's my team
\You know the whole entire time I first watched this , I thought he was saying Peter .... " _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ yeah your dad said the same thing . He blames it on you em
Good times in the hospital after a wine filled dinner at the Eiffel Tower junior year of high school #howembarrassing
#YouGetPointsIf you're funny
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ whatever you say
I love Alaska winter because it's still dark till like 9 or so in the morning
I can't stand douche bags ... on the other hand then I can't stand myself
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I just died a little . ❤❤❤
My mom finally knows what's up . She just said \goodnight princess " "
“ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ : It's official , Raven is coming with us on a cruise over fall break ! ” you ate so cool Rach
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Bahahaha ! That's great !
Why this woman was rolling her eyes _TWITTER-ENTITY_ me in the GYM like I'm the reason she look like she do
Nah girl you live in Newark , you ain't a hood
If you into rough sex , fuck a black guy . If you into passionate sex , fuck a white guy .
“ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ : If you've had sex in a bed that wasn't yours and the owner of said bed wasn't asked first , you're a piece oooof shit . ”
So full of bullshit I can't even help but laugh
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ haha _TWITTER-ENTITY_ ate them this morning
Carries look about Luke was so perfect ..
Every time I see a dodge I just think of a vagina
The boys jumping around god , I love Penn State .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ vagina buster that's a new one
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ lack guy I dare you to massage her tits for 15 seconds " "
I love how Emily randomly tells me she has plans for me Saturday , like Kay thanks my personal plan maker
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ årets lögn
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ she totally noticed our tweets a few hours ago . I swear .
Sarah is so basic
When Emily calls someone a \pussy ass bitch " & gt ; & gt ; & gt ; & gt ; I love her . I'll miss her this weekend . _TWITTER-ENTITY_ "
Caleb you're on TV please don't do that
\We're tighter than a fat boy in skinny jeans " she's perfect "
The fact that my mom still thinks that j get up and get ready for school is hilarious
\I feel like a newborn calf ... I haven't stood up in a few hours " ... my neighbors are killing me omg "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ no lol
I just asked Paige if she wanted this kid because I don't want him .
My body is so sore .. Dance , gym & amp ; tennis . #WorkOuts #ImFat
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ so much I could do with that last tweet
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ OMFG !!! sthap I can't stop laughing
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahaha .
And girls wonder why we think they're dumb
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ he talks in his sleep too
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ u guys needed some mental help
my mom just said she's shutting off my music the next time she hears the n word .
You tell that umpire dad
That's the funniest thing I have seen all week
I'm the cock whisper !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ aweee !!! he is so cutee
Haha someone fell in the creek lastnight in the woods
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I love you ❤️
You know you have decision problems when you have to take turns trying to think of something to do
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ that was all you
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ i know
Now accepting boyfriend applications
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ even more interesting . I will be super pumped . You have no idea
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ just told me she had sex with a dog
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahaha yess i had to turn around and i was late for school
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahahaha me too
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ haha I woulda lost it !
Helping friends with their appeal papers then wondering how I don't have to myself
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ omg why
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ loll no problem , I wrote on it a while ago and I didn't know if you knew
That was Taylor guys . Cause , y'all know he's just so charming . ✋
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ never ever .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ imagine though ?!
Gotta remember hammocks have a weight limit . I've exceeded it before
Condom breaks when having sex for first time . Girlfriend gets pregnant with Quintuplets . ” _TWITTER-ENTITY_ we said this would happen to us
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I know who it is at your place
like no .. we watched at el rep , he listened to it in the car , whipped into the driveway , got out the car and rushed inside to keep watching
I'm almost 18 years old and I still deny I cuss when ever it slips out of my mouth in front of my mom
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ oh ? Fuck that bitch I already had that , you can have my hand me downs bruh
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I was dying when he said he sewed Cici's panties to his underwear ! Haha
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ I AM LITERALLY CRYING
And then my brother said we're becoming friends .
\Do you want the firm pillow or the soft pillow ? " " I'll take the soft one . " " ..... pussy . " _TWITTER-ENTITY_ "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you gotta come to the 609 , its real out there !! #RealSuburbs
\ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ : My boyfriend isn't allowed to sneeze in public ... Girls be like " bless you . " He's already blessed , he has me . " "
Mom , this is not even a twerkable song , stopppppp !
Peyton and I have been in the same spot on the couch all day and in our pajamas
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ your welcome
Hahahahahahaahha I can't wait til you get fucked over
you kill me ! #dumbfuck #nicetry
So Kalen said the birds are shaped like candy
I think he's going to be obsessed with _TWITTER-ENTITY_
Subtweets on subtweets on Subtweets #gottaloveem
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ so photoshopped
Suddenly everyone is a politician and I'm loving every second of it . #dead
“ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ : 2014 is so close i can almost taste the lips i will not be kissing on new years eve”
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahaha you gotta be really thirsty to just drink this stuff
The fact that maddie is moving to my barn _TWITTER-ENTITY_
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ awwwww thanks haha
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ oh my word . I just died a little bit .
Lmfao Samantha's gma just said \you both need to get a sensible guy and settle down ! " ☝ mmmmm prob not #singlelife "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ honestly , you probably could .
8 I haven't seen you in soo long but we had one really fun night with like 3omf when I lived downtown too too funny will always remember
Some dumbass people
breaking out the UGGs
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ lmfao ill make you think I'm a morage again
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I own a yacht
I through a fit Monday in home room when Ms. Forshey made me go to the nurse .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ come at me
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ alright I'm gonna post a good one now to make up for this disaster of a picture
Omgggg that's so funny & amp ; soo mean
Whew I passed ! #drugfree
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ btw my mom said she remembered you and she said hi
My dad and Jeff Hall are coaching a basketball team together and seriously I can't wait ! I'm gonna die
Just waiting for a cheerleader to get out of their car
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ no shame here .
What I'm hearing about how I acted last night wasted is so funny
I was talking about Blake Griffin and the whole time my dad thought I was talking about Peter Griffin
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ You're gonna be on this show one day .
I told my dad he can get a girlfriend ifffffff she can cook , clean , & amp ; has money
Literally on the floor laughing at Tyler's penis picture
even though Rick deleted my favorite vine !!!!
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ too good
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ tell them you want me to coach
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ ohmakes sense haha that's too much work ..
Folks telling stories and stuff on twitter ..
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ blow it up LMAO
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I'm dying
I actually feel like doing something with my life today
This guy on the radio talking about Miley Cyrus & gt ; & gt ; & gt ; #holdonimdying
Lol at really pretty girls who date ugly ass guys . No amount of personality could make up for his face
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ lol just saw the video if you falling on your ass
A pit bull song just came on and my nana goes he is so gay
lyric think I'm playing .
So apparently I'm a white girl version of nicki minaj ...
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ sorry .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ go back into the
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ profile picture
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ that is too funny !!
I feel sorry for the man that decides to put a ring on it , I'll be brining home animals I find all the time
\I don't suck at driving I'm just kind of reckless . " Love u fry . "
Us girls are on a role today ... Fuck with us .
TOOOOOO FUCKINNNNN FUNNYYYYY
Just got elbowed in the chin by a cop
\It's been a while , your huge and know how to use it " "
I literally have so much to study for today
This kid on the bus next to me is asleep
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ it does
Beating _TWITTER-ENTITY_ In #FunRun & gt ; & gt ; & gt ; & gt ;
OMG YAY I MADE TOP RAMEN you know we look like noodles all the time .
I was creating a distraction tonight
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ barely but so did your sister you should have seen it
Only Holton would do that ....
Lol it's funny bc all the stds you prob got this week , well you know , they say that shits for life #suckstosuck #nasty
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Best . friend . ever .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I hope I know who you're talking about .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ how'd you have wifi then
If I can get 6 people to go to the beach ill drive .. My moms car fits 6
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I think Mooses are in canadia
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ right oh my gosh I can't wait !! Even if we're across the room from each other we still do lol
Someone please give me some real competition because we all know you're a joke
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ INTO the lake
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ grow a rat tail maybe it will come back
\Dude ... I nutted all over brittny's face last night " - guy at work . Nice boss good to know haha "
my mom pretended to pit water on me to \wash off my saltiness " she said I really can't stay irritated with her "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I bet Katie
Didn't know it was against the law to spend time with your family #getoverit
People _TWITTER-ENTITY_ sends the BEST snapchats
Lmao Long Island medium
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ i love how you stalk my page an like pictures from 2 months ago har har you dumb bless ya girl
Don't get your hopes up
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I'll learn someday , until then mom can do it
Hannah- \Hailey , why are people in your grade afraid to ask people out ? " #basically "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ I'll pay you guys to stand outside and hold up posters of the answers for me . I'm literally so screwed .
Why are you still favoriting me tweets ? Go to bed
I'm gonna have a full car ...
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I'll letcha know how it goes
I swear to god the sloth tweets are so stupid but funny at the same time
I'm such a control freak
Reppin ' moby dick and the open fly in the avi ✊
So I was smiling at my phone and my dad was like who are you talking to ..
Lol at my dad singing in the shower
\If I spit on you it would be an improvement " lol love this movie #42 "
We're not even out of Pioneer yet and Alex has already locked Deb out of the car
I literally can't explain how much I love being in the middle of _TWITTER-ENTITY_ and _TWITTER-ENTITY_ relationship !
A girl just came in and said he cinnamon bun is fucking terrible " #respect "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ be nice Brittany haha can't be gettin kicked outta school
Becca said ratchet Friday .. But yet she's ratchet everyday #totesjk
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I know you should have just told the whole class like she asked lol
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ thanks for caring tho lex !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ lol it's about time best buy did something for him
I'd say our student section is going to be better then Springfields at Springfield you guys better be there !!
The tensions are high today at Leo's
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ nah we ain't hating were just admiring your wonderful automotive skills !
Omg 16 years and 2 weeks and one day with you _TWITTER-ENTITY_ it's been anazing !! #truelove
My life is not real
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ your so gay
I think I was the only one who enjoyed that Jillian Michaels workout in gym today #digdeeper
a bottle of lotion just exploded in Megan's face
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I know
Plot twist #whatif I actually find a boy .. who am I kidding ..
Dad just took Maggie's phone and replied to her text as , \K " "
\It's not even real , it's a fish with a spatula " _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ "
That was seriously the ugliest snap ever
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I would die if he told her about that one night all 3 of us smoked it
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ homeless girl
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ god your chirps are just so prime ... Please at least use the right your #itsyoure
Hahahahahahahahah I apologize for that last one .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ they have to be at least 6 feet . My kids need to have a chance lol
DYING OF LAUGHTER .
So why are the football players camping on the football field ?
Monday will be awkward now there will be like 2 teams ones that hate us ones that live us
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ obviously you weren't as cool as me in high school
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ killing me
People who talk crap on anon lolololol #juststop
People think Boise is a lot like Utah , yeah noooo .
So the other day Best Buddies went caroling and at the end of Rudolph one of the kids yelled \you'll go down in history ... LIKE OBAMACARE ! " "
I love the random pickup lines I get
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I fucking love you dude !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ like seriously quit walking around like you're the but you're not
I'm dyinnnng .
Holy shit . I'm dying RN .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ yeah pretty much
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I actually laughed out really loud about it
I hear brooklynns mom talking ... I look over , she's talking to the dang plant .
Awkward moment when a gay guy gets more girls than you ✌️ #ThingsGirlsLike #youhaveprobs
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ that woman at the Italian fest last night really liked you meg
will you be my homecoming date ? _TWITTER-ENTITY_
Like go fix your hair
Of course these are my new tires too
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ I'm not gonna do it to ya I don't feel like laughin right now
I'll be here till Friday UConn so I have availability open for visits
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ omg I can't even !
GUYS BRANDI LOVES ME
the cashier at barnes and noble today made fun of me because i bought a book about world war 2 .. it's my favorite thing to read about
Going through texts and saw he text " from _TWITTER-ENTITY_ and I'm still dying over here . "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I'll be your White crush Wednesday ☺ ..... Get it ? White ? My last name !
These new kids at church are so cute #LetMeGetYourNumba
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I see you
I literally sit on my phone this entire class
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ I woke up at 6 yesterday .. get off my back
Just went to go pick up my car from the dealership and a little old man just got in my car and asked if I was taking him home
Country music reminds me how single I am ... LOL _TWITTER-ENTITY_ my life
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ we should take a photograph together tonight
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ haha that's exactly what I said to that Jake kid in math yesterday .
My story from last night got me dying
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ did you do it ?! I'm gonna tell her I couldn't read it
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ guys he's working , trying to mold those young minds of Ohara #hawkpride
When _TWITTER-ENTITY_ says \duh " to me makes me feel like an idiot "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ no doubt !
I haven't watched this Ridiculousness with A$AP . So far it's one of the funnier ones .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ I bet your hooked up to that huge tv ill leave you alone
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ for some reason I thought that said rainbow cowboy boots and I about fucking pissed my pants #whateven
Someone is embarrassed
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ What does that have to do with this
My aunts want to play a joke on my other aunt by telling her I'm pregnant and seein how fast my aunt tells everyone
\I don't know where to go to college , Mount Saint Vincent or Notre Dame ..? " - Sara girls got jokes , as if it were a competition . "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ he was singing trouble by tswift just picture it
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Lmfao one of ours yesterday played \America fuck yeah , something something " through a YouTube video . "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ no way ! This isn't real life
i said i was never going to buy another pair of converse ever ... they were black high tops with green day shoelaces #LT
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ never fails to brighten my day
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ there's no cheating in a fight ..
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ check vine I tagged you in the most hilarious video I've ever seen
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ when we used to clean your bathroom so I could sleep over
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ oh man that freakin armadillo ... Hahaha ! Maybe we should go huntin again ... That was freaking hilarious
Some guys just don't have standards
All _TWITTER-ENTITY_ does is complain
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Omg I would die right then and there thank you !
He tried to use the dog to protect him
Watching Ted .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ my face and arms are fucking tingling lmao
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ thinks she is some kind of match maker
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ has me rolling with these tweets to funny
“ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ : I just wanna put him through a wall so bad ! I cant stand his annoying ass”
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ that was the scariest moment of life . I was so sure we were going to die . Hahahah
\I love you , Mom , so have a wicked nice Mother's Day " "
Not gonna lie that abb workout was intense ! That's when you know you're out of shape .
I haven't ever had this much hate for someone
Lindsay is on her thirsty grind today
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I'm sorry
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahaa when my hair was longer it looked like him
What _TWITTER-ENTITY_ and I just did & gt ; & gt ; & gt ;
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ did it work ?
And when mom and Larry went to NC for two weeks during prom weekend .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ lol jimmy Clausen got cut .. I don't think he's winning those 11 rings like you said
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ This would be Patrice & amp ; I if we were in the same dorm
Kimbro made a dunkie in the mall _TWITTER-ENTITY_
The conversation I'm having with Meg rn
These group messages with my mom , _TWITTER-ENTITY_ , and _TWITTER-ENTITY_ #AR
He said she belongs in a cage
All you fags have school tomorrow✌
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Very True !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ holy fuck , what'd the cop say ?
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ ahahahahah ! Marissa are you blind ? You tried wearing your bikini and the administrators made you change
\Asshole ! " " It's my bad , I was sending a tweet . " "
omg the cutie with the blue eyes is working again and i tipped him
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ haha why are you so confusing ?
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ no you don't its like putting two retards together ...
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ OH MY GOD YOU ACTUALLY MADE IT YOUR TWITTER PICTURE
Thanks to the guys who yelled in mine and _TWITTER-ENTITY_ window ... #YouDaBest
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ funniest episode ever !!! Except I still watch that every chance I get . And Maury
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ who goes to the library ???
#TweetYourRecentlyUsedEmojis ❤☺ .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ haha I kind of want to see them now
Brittany said \mom can I do a magic trick on you " her response was " yeah magically disappear " "
I can't see shit at night when I'm driving
\ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ : I come home to find a Chinese man sleeping on my couch ? Dafuqmodafuqa ? " "
don't even waste your time ur not getting it anymore ✋
I swear mom and I have the same personality .
Gee I wonder why my hair is so crusty .. Maybe it's because _TWITTER-ENTITY_ spilt a whole glass of apple juice on my head today
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ nbd more time to cause some trouble and photobomb in the crowd
My grandparents get all these nice cars & amp ; barely drive #why
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ haha so funny
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ lol this is 2013 , no one has used the word reputation in 5 years .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ ohhh I didn't know it was called the magcon tour
People who put low life friends in front of good caring family
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ I can't complain , I look fabulous rn
Guys that state they're single all over social media & lt ; & lt ; & lt ; & lt ;
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ girl right ?! I'm baddd i even associate it to my real life situations hahaha Something bad happens I'm like , A ! Lol #issues
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ texts > & gt ; & gt ; & gt ;
•167• I've never talked to u before u seem like a cool cAt
Wow I hate work
God I love sending my friends gifs lolol _TWITTER-ENTITY_
I fucking threw my sisters iphone away at Arby's in a different state and we just now realized .
Tori is cracking me up like stop
My cat is lost again !
#myroommates & gt ; & gt ; yours ... Some of the time
Me and Ms Hall are talking about how awful _TWITTER-ENTITY_ is at taking care of children
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ it's Anderson Cooper . Of course I'm gonna jump on that band wagon .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Yeah , I see what you did THERE * #Wow #IukaKidProbs
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ and I got that big stick omg
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you said they were slimy ? #howwouldyouknowthat
There's always that kid that doesn't shut up with a high pitch voice . _TWITTER-ENTITY_
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ Haley do you know what 12*12 is if you get it right ill give you a cookie
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I blend in at night , I'm good But thanks
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ haha , I just want you to know , I still love you even though you're an Alabama fan .
Why do people care about Kim and I ? We broke up a long time ago . Hahaha
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you jammin ?
Girls are so damn creepy now a days .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ I could see a dog chasing us like that one that chased us a long time ago
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ lmao dude I didn't mean you ! I met to tag Sydney but that's awkward that your mom has fridge problems too LMAO
I don't think I'll be going to sleep anytime soon .
I have the best team ever
My dad just said \Coming in hott " #wow "
It's pimpin , pimpin . Never gets old
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Love you Chad .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ lmao
My roommate realized it was Wednesday dollar tacos then shoved & amp ; told me to get the fuck outta the way so she could go #funnybitch
Mr. Bringard is singing !!!
As soon as dad came outta surgery , he asked for pop & amp ; chips .
So she FaceTime me crying because this group singing , my best friend fried
Wtf am I listening to on the radio
I was like going 45 down hall road and All you need is love came on pandora , it wasn't quite the pump up song I was looking for
Attention king's students , as special as all of us would like to feel ... Marian accidentally friend requested all of us .
Snap chats that _TWITTER-ENTITY_ send me #toofunny
Watching addy take off all her layers
lololol _TWITTER-ENTITY_ has no filter
Don't be that guy .
Wouldn't that be cool if it happened ? Then I would be MNM .
I don't know why she dislikes me so much .
Actually this is the first time I've ever gotten layers
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahahaha yeah I'm just gonna watch what I hit now
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Hahahahaha I so will !
Zach should move to Shepherd so Whitney can be happy
When _TWITTER-ENTITY_ got hi in the face today & gt ; & gt ; & gt ; & gt ;
I love how Zach wants to get on my Facebook & amp ; read all my statuses out loud from like years ago
the mood I'm in right now
No one with ever understand the relationship me and miranda have .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ That was CLASSIC !
 and 5 ?! My grandma was 2 and 5 ! And she has no arms !! " - my bf _TWITTER-ENTITY_ yelling at COD "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ who your one friend get out of here . I try and ignore you can you do the same to me thanks
All my homies wanna dress up with me tuesday
Family stories are always the best
Thank you Kels for making my night
Hudson & gt ; & gt ; & gt ; & gt ;
I find it funny that I can tell when someone is hungry just because of what they tweet and retweet .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahahahaa omg
Honestly the tennis team would mess you all up
When karley asks me how my hump day was #dying
My uncle is throwing around a signed official nfl game ball saying \it's signed by Vince Young , that's why I don't mind throwing it around ""
S/o to my step mom for buying a corsage for me #nodate #clutch
“ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ : _TWITTER-ENTITY_ well yeah but I'm ugly in everyone's eyes so I accept that sir” me too buddy !
“ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ : #ShoutOut to _TWITTER-ENTITY_ for calling my cellular device twice so I could find it . These old ears can't hear ” anytime !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ ya that's definitely safe to take a picture while going that fast ..
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ Leslie we found a picture in the car remember ? It's because you were gone . Lollll
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I was like 4 hours ago I'm All good now
Brianna's are trouble .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ yeah real famous I'm like some kind of movie star yooo
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ so gorgeous
Waiting for parents to come home from browns game ... HOW DARE THEY GO WITHOUT MEH ! ()
Hahahahaha this lady's gonna take out Aaron's parents whole yard sale I swear
Ki'esha had to get in this .
Becky just give me head
Btdubs Diva _TWITTER-ENTITY_ is going camping tonight people #intense
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ not you
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ and the heat doing a Harlem shake video & gt ; & gt ; & gt ; & gt ; #amazing
He was watching Disney channel
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ at least you're awake I'll be in there soon
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ are you at that old home
Seein ' The Hangover III tonight
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ well that's a plus , now I need to figure out what I'm doing
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ OVER MY DEAD BODY . I would never . not there , no sir .
My dad just yelled at me cause I'm high
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahahah I'm dying I would totally put that on my car !!!
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you need to chill
Searching craigslist for slaves _TWITTER-ENTITY_
I make myself geeek out
well well well ; did you see who's joining in the fun at AGR !? _TWITTER-ENTITY_
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ of course you did !
I never text this kid back , and he seriously sent me a message on Facebook if I changed my number
2333 your so nice and you always make me crack up
S/o to _TWITTER-ENTITY_ I don't think I know you lol
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ too bad I was at work and didn't get to watch any of it Michael was running his mouth just a little too much .
KT going for it all on the first play .... well crap dude .
I guess auburn can tackle each other
Watching videos on my phone of _TWITTER-ENTITY_ & amp ; I'm literally cracking up out loud .
Hahahaha why are their kids knocking on my door ?
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ u were the first person I thought of always getting angry ready to throw up the finger
seeing _TWITTER-ENTITY_ at work today & gt ;
Singing ride to ash
omg still laughing
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ Me tooooo !
“ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ : A study suggests the higher your IQ , the more you dream . ” That's why I dream a lot lol
Mr. Santel : well , were gonna be in here till hell freezes over . Hahaha
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ don't be bitter . I'd share if I could ! #sharingiscaring
This resident had the best analogy ever today : \I'm just a piece of toast , trying to get myself untoasted " lol "
Sometimes I just crack myself up !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Oh I am jackiemaee
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ what the
Or maybe I need to live closer
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ it's cut you guys hahah
literally getting so weak at the videos of _TWITTER-ENTITY_ on my old from from PCB missssey you
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Ohhh damn . My bad . I mistyped that tweet
If you read my bio and have no idea what movie that quote is from you're missing out
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ HA IPod's ... But yeah I guess you're right ! But see he hasn't respond yet !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ OKAY I SWEAR I WASN'T THE ONE THAT WROTE THAT
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ that's the truth . It's ok Cassie won't be far behind you . #HambyAndMaxfieldProbs
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ Matt's beard tho !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ put on blasttt
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I just text him & amp ; told him our plans !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ got that shit right !!! SUPER FUCKIN CNA ! Lol . Love you too sissssy !
Yeah says the gay fegget wearing Toms that was so mean , my apologies
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ oh it's not that I don't like it , my body just can't handle falling all weekend long while I'm on training
Hunter Moore right now ! He is a god
I am not a happy camper !! #myluck
So it was brought to my attention that I didn't match today . I guesstimates life is over now
Still lol'ing at how hard _TWITTER-ENTITY_ drilled _TWITTER-ENTITY_ bedroom window though .
When I ask you if something happened face to face don't lie to me just bc I threatened to taze you .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ is going to kill me . Oops .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ shoot . I would get em for my man but idt he's that big . But he would Probabaly make it work are u selling them
Bahahahahaha !!! did i read that right ?
Cam thinks if we drive high he's gonna die ..
The pirates have some funny looking fucktards playing for them . Let me tell you .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you are a strange kid
“ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ : My best friend doesn't count when you tell me not to tell anyone . #IfYouReallyKnewMe ” oh my gosh _TWITTER-ENTITY_
I'll make sure to have _TWITTER-ENTITY_ bill you for it on Billhighway later bahaha #butseriously
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I can see that .
Are people forreal ?
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ & amp ; you wanna be a mermaid
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Noooooo ? Lol ... why ?!? Hahahahahaha
The only girl I'll ever text just to have a conversation with is _TWITTER-ENTITY_ because we are really funny
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ ............... Be careful what you wish for . Been there , done that .
When George tries to call off his wedding with Susan & gt ; & gt ; & gt ;
Lol at mom putting vinegar & amp ; alcohol in my ear . I can't hear a damn thing and I reply in the loudest voice possible
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ IS A FREAKING LIFE SAVER
My dad is sucha commentary baseball watcher it's obnoxious
them pictures I saw on facebook though
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ You have no clue , I kept telling her to break it and she wouldn't so we had pliers and were trying to rip the nails out
Emerson trying to cover up his mistake
This commercial just said \Will someone please feed Miley Cyrus , I mean don't you need ass to twerk ? " "
But I'll go up in flames before I don't tweet
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ is that josh ...?
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I'm an angel .
Boys are so weird
I love the reaction from black ppl when I tell them I'm darker then them bc I'm tan .
Oh yeah . Good call . Go get engaged right out of high school after dating for 2 months ....
I'm really confused
“ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ : #ICanHonestlySay cheerleading is stressful at times , but I would never give up . ” lol i gave up
I remember when I had to meet my boyfriend at the lake . SIKE .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I knew it
I love when I see people post , \I want __ for Xmas !!! " And I'm just here like , I already bought myself what I wanted . #sadlife "
I want a guy that'll teach me how to use a gun & amp ; go hunting . But then take me fishing when I need a day of relaxation .
Dammit I knew I should have gone to the bar last night
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ OMG no I'll look so creepy
Your little tuner car is nice , but the fact that you have to put a five point harness on to drive anywhere , makes you a faggot #gohome
\Get out of my face , day " _TWITTER-ENTITY_ "
Dodgeball is on
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahahahha I solemnly swear from this point forward I got you
Let's be honest though .... who doesn't think my mom is my sister
Thus dude at Comedy Central
That was probably the worst book I've ever read what am I saying I didn't even read it
I have the worst pictures of _TWITTER-ENTITY_
No matter how hard you try , you can't change ugly
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ sorry bb
Why did I turn around and the theme song to Beauty and the Beast is playing _TWITTER-ENTITY_
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ how'd Nebraska do ?
5 in here got his wrinkle-free dickey work pants
Put clucks on a pan and be like #wifeymaterial
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you could put the mi in miserable
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ funniest thing ever
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Weren't you supposed to get your braces off THIS week
When's the fair ?
Same time tomorrow #blonde #naive _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ yeah sorry about that , I'm not really a pro at soccer love you too !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ how do you know ? have you seen it ?
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Row row row you boat gently down a .... Waterfall #toofunny
I wonder if me & amp ; _TWITTER-ENTITY_ are talking about the same person
“Having sarcastic friends will make you more creative . Sarcasm is a brain stimulant .. ” _TWITTER-ENTITY_ comes to mind for some reason
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ doubt it . People can't handle me when I'm in my zone
He names begins with a d to cryingggg I promise it's not drew
Tower heist is such a funny movie
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I know Wes . It's okay you'll see me Tuesday
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ lmao you would pick the two homos holdin hands
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ ohhh now I get what you mean
Did you fall from heaven ? Cause you had to fall pretty far to be that fucked up
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I probably couldn't even do it anymore but text me !
What is even going on right now ?
Cierra don't know what shocker is
I must say _TWITTER-ENTITY_ cracks me up with his texting skills
Welcome to girls night woody . Lol
That leg cramp wasn't enough payback
I come over Landy and Lawence and I see gonzolia and paterzio my Spain and Italy friends
idk why but you don't bother me anymore
“ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ : What does Miley Cyrus eat for Thanksgiving ? Twerky” dying
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ what Is she saying now ?
The only people in my favorites are Chris and Sasha
Oops look at me and Bridget seems we're all missing Liv
Tattoo nightmares is too funny . It just tells the stories of stupid people who got too drunk and got a tat
Me and Savannah's conversation lmmfao
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ OMG HAHAHA
\There are two things in life you can never get enough of Camille . Fun and beer . Especially the beer . " #lifelessonsfrommyuncle "
Tackling Steven Jackson would be a nightmare .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ lmao
I apologize to anyone in advance if you see me today . I'm looking ratchet . Happy Monday
Damn _TWITTER-ENTITY_ is going IN on that burger
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ what ?!
I'm blocking you on twitter , Instagram and your number .
If you post an ootd on Instagram atleast make it an unoriginal outfit & amp ; also make sure it's more that 5 dollars
My brothers are calling the Oregon match up a neon nightmare
Your cute & amp ; so funny but your the worst dancer lol we need to chill soon !
Seeing a bay shore ball player at the bay shore mall
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ friendzone fuckin blowss ! I say you just be best friends but fuck all the time
Jade stepped on a slug and it flung up and stuck on her ankle
Pretty much all hot guys have boyfriends and then their girlfriends are gorgeous and you realize you have absolutely no chance
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ sluts these days
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ SAYS MIKAELA BYRNS THE BIGGEST SLUT IN THE 518 WHO TALKS TO 35 GUYS AT ONCE AND ASKS WHY SHES SINGLE OH GOD
Kriz is goin off tonight about these awards
tonight . & gt ; & gt ;
Brooke wants to work everywhere till she actually works there
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ when your brother chases you around the house on FaceTime and your hair dripping wet #idied
Those fat cats on Facebook
She got a cute little purple bug with purple zebra print seats and flower tail lights
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ ll the girls standing in line for the bathroom " "
\Deep run makes you think of a school full of high people ? " - greg "
That moment when you run your bath water a little to hot and the second your butt touches the water you instantly pelvic thrust the air
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ yessssss hahah mine has destroyed our tree
It would suck being Jewish in Whoville
That moment you're in the car alone at a stoplight & amp ; tootsie roll comes on so your gettin it & amp ; all the cars around you are just staring .
I really like your name , if you know what I'm sayin lol _TWITTER-ENTITY_
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ is looking pretty funny in his snaps
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ ' s Egyptian dance and _TWITTER-ENTITY_ channeling his \inner Jack Black " "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ #ohwell #noonetoimpress
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ someone's a tad dramatic
The workers at banana boat are slacking , these picnic tables are filthy
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ the more divorces you get , the more money You'll end up with , and the more wedding dresses
A hot doughnut is one of life's wonders
I asked my dad when mom would be home . I had to tell her something and he said not for a while so go take your nap He knows me so well
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I can't even count how many times she threw you out of our accounting class for no reason
That video has me dying _TWITTER-ENTITY_
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ I know she likes me for some reason ?
Hahaha my brother rates the girls with their boobs out a 10 on Instagram wonder why ..
sweatss all week , again
Deana said she is never coming back over here I WOULDN'T EITHER !!!
Those girls that think every guy wants them ....... no✋
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I just laughed so hard and idk why
I think I just peed a little watching whatever it was that _TWITTER-ENTITY_ just sent me
Well that escalated quickly ...
Can't we all be friends ?
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ right ?!
I've never texted a girl so much like I text _TWITTER-ENTITY_ we always have so much to talk about
I'm glad you don't have a twitter
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you're stuck in school
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I wanted to hand out the papers
Kirby tried to jump on the couch and his back legs didn't get up high enough so he fell #poorkirby #fatcatproba
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ omg them darn sand dunes
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ and you were giving me hate
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahahahah
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I'm dying
I feel freakin awesome when _TWITTER-ENTITY_ favorites one of my tweets !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ its 3 am in chicago & amp ; my sister & amp ; i just laid in bed watching all your vines , ur hilarious !! cried of laughter . keep doing you
I can't believe I like The Script
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahahaha hahahahahah
LMAO I ain't talkin about you either
Lmfao this old lady just got up from her chair and blew ass . It sounded like a motor boat ..... Hahahahahaha
\Are your ears as open as your legs ? " "
Best episode of #DuckDynasty yet !!
I think #oomf just sub tweeted me
But imma sleep butt ass naked tonight
Please talk some more shitt
Dan ... thinks he's going to cedar point with me and Stephanie . Is he out of his fucking mind . ✋
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ keeps telling Fluker to \put his tummy away " she's so precious . "
They call me L squared .... Little Langan . I have big shoes to fill !
I'm packing all my stuff .... What am I supposed to wear tomorrow
someone dm me
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I hate piercings but I can get tattoos all day
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ still dieing
If I am not at school tomorrow most people will know why !
throwback to when I thought I was a player _TWITTER-ENTITY_
Apparently _TWITTER-ENTITY_ is going to rule this nation with an iron fist and a baboon on his shoulder ? I don't even know what he is saying
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ light weight
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ do I look like a football player now ?
You hate the fact that you bought the dream , when they sold you one .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ ofcourse you dooo your so gay
Can Santa wrap him and put him under the tree ? I won't ask for more
I love how I hear behind me look at Claire's legs and its _TWITTER-ENTITY_ saying how muscular my legs are hahaha
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahahahaha . still laughing at this .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I love it tho
i hope it's daryn on ask.fm & amp ; i'm not setting up a date with an anon child molester .
My roommate just told me \Seriously , you need to go have rehabilitation from the addiction you have to your phone . " I'm dying right now ! "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ why is this so true
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ when even was this
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ CHIILLLLL KASEY .
I see you favorited and retweeted my stuff you want me or nah
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ just favorited my picture !
Type in ratchet on google Crome
In love with how all the erds " look today "
Love when _TWITTER-ENTITY_ keeps my TL live
I seriously love savannah so much . ❤
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahahaha I was dying
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ lol I can't run away from nobody in my Nissan bitch is slooooooooow
Need to write my essay
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ lol you looked cool
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Remember when you or maybe it was Kelsie scared me at your house and I threw the strawberries ? Hahaha !
I'm dying at myles parents right now
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ he's laughing at it almost as much as you did that night .. & amp ; saying \mommy the laliens are funnnyyaaaa " "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahah yeah
\Low life of the year award " "
Vlad took me to UNO Chicago Grill bc we're great friends & amp ; it would've been 7 months today . Ate so much we're struggling to breathe
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ same .
how cute they're both never goin to leave each alone
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ Lol we're gonna have to share her when she visits us
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ that's gonna itch
So , me & amp ; dad are just sitting here and he randomly says \I hate Plainview . " typical Fyffe red devil . "
You just need to stop
HAHAHA the joke when Dylan tries saying he is a virgin _TWITTER-ENTITY_
Pretty sure Kyle is sleeping on my couch right now .... guys I'm such a boring host
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahah it was so funny to me ! At first I just looked at the sentence then I Looked at the picture like wtf . Then I got it
Lol what a joke . #HaveFun
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I love your slut hat btw #crafty
So when's our next day off
can't stand em
Ava was so funny when she was trying to take a picture of me and jacob
“ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ : If you ordered a 4 piece Chicken McNuggets and she gives you 10 at the drive-thru , she wants the D . ” _TWITTER-ENTITY_ lmao
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you're getting it ? So don't go on twitter making it look like I'm a bad girlfriend babe .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ my bad haha I did it on purpose ...
how do I fall up the stairs ?!
My ass is frost bit because my mom made me sit on a frozen water in the car to de thaw it
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you're great
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ it's not a bad thing I promise !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ my hair tho oh gosh
why my mommaaa said you suck too ? Ohhhhh cause you do ...
I love Emma
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I read that in the voice of the little girl in the AT & T commercial .... Like abby does
Knox stay's fightin a girl
You know we come to the gym too much when the girls at the front desk notice changes in _TWITTER-ENTITY_ ' s facial hair .
Why are me and oomf having this conversation right now
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I'm actually doing this and ive accidentally written roll tide twice
You have to go on a search to find my dog bc he's scared of my brothers dogs and hides in bizzare places
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ haha how ironic
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ and it's only 9:41 in the morning ..
Thanks for the pics _TWITTER-ENTITY_
I always correct people
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ this is perfect
\The best revenge is to go about your life . Say who the fuck are you ? I don't know you . Oh we talked ? I must have forgotten " - _TWITTER-ENTITY_ "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ randy looking down at that boy
Megan's wearing Aéropostale !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ HAHA !
That's like putting floss between ur butt cheeks _TWITTER-ENTITY_
I think _TWITTER-ENTITY_ likes my glove
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ every day
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ he's been blowing my phone up all day . Tell her have fun it's a fun ride he's so thirsty
Nothing like a good ice bath to display my womanhood
Dude . What . Even . she's like mexican
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ he looks like a jake so he's a jake
The camel on hump day commercial cracks me upppp
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ must be creeping on my profile since she just favorited an old tweet
Never in my life have I meant such nutty niggas
What the hell is she wearing
Kyle is doing the most
Pretty sure _TWITTER-ENTITY_ and I took our relationship to the next level #lshowermuch #loveyou
Kenya not still gets me
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ meet me by like the foods hall bitch !!!
The way Kevin is asleep on my couch right now ... _TWITTER-ENTITY_
Seriously I'm dying right now !
Wonder if KT's phone has gotten taken up yet
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I miss you two . Remember our twerk sesh ?
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ I swear I did that before
So there's that
I walk into work , my supervisor is sleeping in one of the exam rooms .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ how is that not believable ?
Shout out to _TWITTER-ENTITY_ for going out to target to get me my one bargain item
It's gonna be the craziest weekend
The despicable me 2 trailer & gt ; & gt ; & gt ; cant wait for it to come out !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahaha well no shit Sherlock
\Honey our baby is here ! He looks just like your boss " "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ well at the time no , but now that I'm considering playing until I see sunlight , it may be more than borderline ..
But really I'm just being real
Leave it to my boyfriend for being the one to carve a penis on his pumpkin
Mary and her obsession with Justin Bieber's Drummer Boy song #nevergetsold _TWITTER-ENTITY_
Seriously ?! I had to get sick two days before my trip ?! It's probably Logan's fault . _TWITTER-ENTITY_
Can't believe I got talked into coming here
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ OMG dying . Wish I was there to witness this situation .
Mr. Hollister is going around on the bus and taking pictures of everyone sleeping . He's such a kid
How do Russians walk into a building ? They rush in #iamtofunny _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_
He came back ' cause he forgot his thing of water .
When _TWITTER-ENTITY_ doesn't know that you aren't supposed to put foil in the microwave .
I'm literally crying this is so fucking funny
Sayde was about that bike life yesterday , shoulda got a pic
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ pretty much
I was asleep since 5 and Baylee stayed here watching tv
The seven year old boy I'm babysitting told me it was about that time in my life that I think about getting a boyfriend
I cannot even handle Cait right now . OMG
These jokes r too much
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ no pun intended
Hey _TWITTER-ENTITY_ your Tar Heels list to UAB who isn't even ranked !
Clint made my dog a twitter
Not that I just about fell into the bathtub with _TWITTER-ENTITY_ with both our phones #bestfriendbonding
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ quotes are killing me right now
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ awk .. considering she doesn't
I'm like 99% sure we just passed an old man driving a delivery car for Domino's and smoking a blunt
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ me and mike are going as the same thing
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ so we can eat after we workout
This is the second day in a row _TWITTER-ENTITY_ made me cry
That twitter conversation between _TWITTER-ENTITY_ and _TWITTER-ENTITY_ Definitely sounds like Carolyn out-did the sisters on Father's Day ...
I'm too ugly to be anyone's man crush Monday ! Lmao
Fuck all you mother fuckers who are liking my \lets do something " status and not suggesting things to do . Hahaha You're 0 help . "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ that picture goes no where
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ go to irondale even tho nobody's there
It wasn't meant to be bad but I don't think Jaqi cared .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I know oh we'll it's gone now .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ \SHUT THE FUCK UP . " "
Me & amp ; Abby were just so out
Like I might have a little crush , on one of my friends ...
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I'm at home
hey everyone , i have atchet friends saying stuff for me " now . hahaha "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ it could have been worse , you could have passed out like _TWITTER-ENTITY_ .... HAHAHAH sorry I had to .
€$ should be good enough for the day right " "
I can't believe _TWITTER-ENTITY_ is only turning 15 tomorrow #mylittlebaby #gettinold
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ bahaha I remember most of it . I thought there was only one rookie with you all .
Hahaha when my mom calls my dad while we're in the car so it's on the speakers and she's like \hey what's up " and he's like 10 inches "
These Suite Life of Zach and Cody jokes are KILLIN ' ME .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ haha okay thanks lewi mine is 102 so I think ill be okay
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ fat amy always knows the right thing to say
Watching _TWITTER-ENTITY_ sign to the song Wanted #loveit
I made up for going into everyone's room and annoying then by replacing it with sending tons of annoying snapchats #yourewelcome
Me and dalton talking about cutting grass ? Like who gives a fuck how it gets done
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ whatever and when u get kidnapped I'm not coming looking for u
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I love how you're Avi isn't even a picture of you
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ bahaha of course not !
That has to be the best emoji ever ...
My mom is killing me right now
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ what ?
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ were bored
Madi , aren't you in the movies ? Tf you tweeting for
I just opened them all like I'm done !
What I just told _TWITTER-ENTITY_ & gt ; & gt ; & gt ; & gt ;
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ don't bully hunter
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ golf tomorrow after school ?
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ I ran out of room to tag you and I forgot whoops
It was the funniest thing . I don't even know how it happened
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ damn your bitches are twigs
I'm sorry , NC State , but Russell Wilson was drafted out of Wisconsin . He doesn't count as one of your QB's in the NFL ...
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ two completely different foods
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ and you say you live mhs
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ someone's full of themself !
My aunt turns up to starships by nicki minaj
Kaepernick who were you passing to ? Just wondering ?
Can't even take Miley serious with that cat omg
Literally left Mia at my house for like 3 hours
I did horrible in the wing bowl but it was still fun ascell
These power outage tweets though
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ oh my goodness
Hearing Chris have serious conversations with his cats is one of my favorite things
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ OH MY GOT I WAS LITERALLY JUST THINKING THAT .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I almost sent Nathan a picture that said that
Jakes new header & gt ; & gt ; & gt ;
He big bang theory is what it would be like if me _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ and _TWITTER-ENTITY_ all lived together .
An orange peanut ? Well I accept you .
Friday is such a great movie
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ what time ?
Great teeth , good job , balanced living room .... That's what you look for in a guy . #ilovetracy
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ same thing
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Course .
Confused to why my friend Jono thinks he is a body builder now
Blowing up pumpkins in chemistry
Today & gt ; & gt ; & gt ; & gt ; & gt ;
Watching untold stories of the ER and a girl has her high heel stuck in her face
Yeah boise state is suckin #sns
I forgot how much I was obsessed with pirate jokes
I bought my daddy twilight
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ this just made me think about how we walked through the pouring rain just to get chipotle
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you should have seen her when she texts !!
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ It was the ghost
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ that's exactly what I meant .
The Susko family > & gt ; & gt ;
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ ILL LICK HIM HEAD TO TOE
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ seriously though lol
As soon as he saw BO2 he was like \ I can tell you don't play this very often ""
Thank god we won't run later in field hockey because tbh I'm super lazy right now
Pretty exited about my hair .... Gonna take lots of selfies lol .
I've been drinking since noon . I get home & amp ; these bitches are drunker than I am
Having a 10 minute conversation with a police officer at 3AM wasn't what I planned .
“ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ : _TWITTER-ENTITY_ keeps making fun of me for ordering chicken nuggets at a Mexican restraunt when he took me to dinner . ”
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ half time has been over
S/O to _TWITTER-ENTITY_ for instead of giving me a hug like a normal person last night at Pi Lam , she makes out with me ... A lot . #LoveYouGirl
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I LOVE YOU ❤
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ I knoww
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ no prob , happy to answer !
I should have learned the first time you're such a user ....
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ wait , isn't he gonna be a cheerleader ?
Honestly , I just love how happy Andrew gets when Afroman plays
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ The website
My team doesn't play until tomorrow so what bandwagon will I jump on for the day .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ likes the funniest bird
It's so funny that Taz has purple paws
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ that's impressive love ! I've torn a muscle before while taking photos but never my pants
When I'm wearing pants and converse and _TWITTER-ENTITY_ is wearing a dress #WhatIsGoingOn
“ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ : Back to bed for me ... Night everyone have fun at school for those who have it” I literally hate u
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I've got like 10 . So so funny .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ we're trying ! But it stares at us all night ! Lol !
You know you're gunna regret it
My dad hit me in the face with snow
My dad believed that Kevin durant came to the timberwolves
Haley look like a giraffe
I can't get over how hit I look right now
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahaha omg
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Haha I'll give it to you , That picture went perfectly
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you gonna end up like Wyatt
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you're such a creep
\And I am just like absolutely shitting rainbows " #MyCousin > & gt ; "
Workout I had with Randolph yesterday > & gt ; & gt ; & gt ; feels SUH GOOD . Can't wait for round 2 today . Not gunna be able to tell I joined rugby
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ love that commercial
\Dude you were just standing there telling her how nice her ass was and you kept grabbing it " "
The thirst is real
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ someone puked ?!
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ thanks jalen , much appreciated !
Our lab teacher lets me leave in the middle of our lab experiment to get good at lane while waiting for our results #happyAllison
My brother is blaring music from a Spanish radio station
You know you're tired when you fall asleep eating an ice cream cone _TWITTER-ENTITY_
I literally laugh out loud when I hear someone complain about how oring " Greenville is . #UOENO "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ OH MY GOD !! I the myself .
Megan would favorite that tweet
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ T'what ??
Sam is straight subtweeting right now
\If I was a girl , I'd have the hots for you . " _TWITTER-ENTITY_ "
Guy code right now .... It said girls judge our foreplay to see if they wanna have sex with us or not
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ no , homo
“ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ : I mean , I guess you can be immature an not come to me about it first !? ” Im sorry . Next time i will
Looking forward to basketball season
going through pictures from summer
I really like emojis ❤ #life
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I'm still laughing about that
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ has the best advice on what to do .
I'm really not even listening to _TWITTER-ENTITY_ right now she needs to stopp
I'm actually too excited to see my boyfriend today
It's a little too early to be with my brother right now
I just feel like what the fuck is wrong with me sometimes
\In the end , it's all about the cheeks .. " _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ #jacober "
we talk on the phone for like 45 minutes and have pointless conversations every time
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ AND LAB !! this should be fun
The highlight of my day has consisted of seeing _TWITTER-ENTITY_ on a 1997 episode of jeopardy \CATCHER & THE RYE THAT'S MY FAVORITE BOOK ""
If you haven't seem me flip the fuck out on a car you're missing out
21 & amp ; Over is on Netflix ... my night is made .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ \you looked like you slept really good ! " "
All I want right now is for _TWITTER-ENTITY_ to come teach me how to dougie .
Amir taking up a lot of damn space
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ atleast they didn't call us mother hens . Then we would be compared to _TWITTER-ENTITY_ #nobueno
Haha wow you've changed so much
I fell asleep at 11 and just woke up noww
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ omg I'm laughing so hard
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ what can I say , it comes natural !
#BethanyMotaGiveaway I feel like spam
I love McKennah
That picture _TWITTER-ENTITY_ just sent me ! > & gt ; & gt ; & gt ; & gt ; & gt ;
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ his flag flew out griffins truck and landed in the middle of town
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ who is he
Annie and I are getting hookah pens for class
When your sister _TWITTER-ENTITY_ texts you she misses you so I say yes to wearing my sandals tomorrow & gt ; & gt ; & gt ;
I'm teaching my drunk aunt & amp ; uncle how to tweet
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ awe snap !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ thank ya
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ true that
Seriously Steve kills me ...
And TGI Fridays takeout
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Sarah poor on her moped
I'm not judging you I'm just being honest . you over use the word judge especially since you obviously don't know the real meaning of it
My stomach just grumbled so damn loud I laughed lmao
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I love this !!! Mine too !!!!
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahahahaha totally didn't think of that til now
\Their hotness is so overwhelming that anyone who sees a 10 in person cannot help but masturbate to death on the spot . " "
I love Eric Humphrey .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ go to bed , you're not thinking straight
You Dumb dumb girl .... 🃏 #jokesonyou
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ so when we getting our naked mole rat ...
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ WONT WATCH ME TWERK FOR HER this is a once & amp ; a life time chance who wouldn't wanna see me TWERK
It sucks I want to be thing and I want to be pretty , but then I see pizza
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ wellll it's better than greg
Want some leermernade ? _TWITTER-ENTITY_
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ I'm the back
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I was just like Oh . My . Gosh .
Gonna draw on her face . Any god ideas ?
Best believe I'm tweet watching him . nasty assss
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I know
Emily's impression of rock music
bet Xavier hasn't done his packet yet & amp ; is gonna ask me for mine tomorrow
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ too bad he doesn't get your twitter notifications still
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ what I'm actually dead , stop it
Me and _TWITTER-ENTITY_ are sitting in the wroooong section
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ if i wanted to make it that obvious I would have directed you in the first place you act like I don't have the balls too
Man my phone is just blowin up
Keeps seeing these fatheads commercials . Like seriously who wants a fathead on their wall . Like what the heck ?
smashed the homie
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ thank you
Mama Z is cutting her bangs and getting emotional hahahaha
\ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ what did you do on you lunch break ? " " Oh ya know just had a tickle fight with the gf . " "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ HAHAHA I figured you'd have an issue with that
Omg Jake I love you
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ OMG ....
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ don't make me f you up !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ think about your brother just less severe .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ not quite , I told aunt K to suck a D over Xbox and she heard me
I need friends rn
I assume if you show anger and emotional on twitter you're an angry emotional wreck in real life . Calm it down guys .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ haha you should know Taylor is the worst at that
I'm kinda glad I was a receiver yesterday ! I hardly did anything
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I wanted a sun fire awhile ago believe it or not
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ oh godddd
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ always makes me think of you
To the kids on the VSS team who told me I'm \cute " & amp ; to " holla at them " I'm terribly sorry for laughing in your face "
Lmao my Danielle yelled herpies while everything got quite
Been listening to Emmanuel Hudson for like 10 minutes
Lauren , Ariel , and Emily are so drunk Emily just said to imagine myself in colonial times .... I can't even deal with them right now ..
Brady just isn't Brady anymore . Maybe he will throw 25 TDs this year if he is lucky
Okay past my bedtime ✌️
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ also , why am I wearing glasses ? Wtf .
I'm using my data , I can't wait for my sister to bitch at me for it .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you talk shit to my face
Best like month of my life
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hmmm ... I wonder how that would go ..?
Haha . They gave me Casia Hall in the SemiFinals . Already beat them in the regular season .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ OMG THATS DYLAN
Why would I ever watch reality TV shows when I know everything about Katie's life . It's like the same situations
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I'm mean , sorry haha
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ ew , I'm definitely not opening it then !
Did that seriously just happen ?
Idk how I'll pass my math exam bc there's not way to cheat on it & amp ; that's how I've been getting by all week .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ is killing me
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ for real takes an hour shower
So since today was hump day I've seen a total of about four people hump random people down the hall way
People seriously hit me with their cars like twice a year
Lol knowing who people are talking about in their tweets
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ also my top emojis
Plus I really just don't care .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ ooooo yeah stop I can't wait
Sorry for the awkward wave in the parking lot _TWITTER-ENTITY_ I was zoned out and couldn't see you for a min ! But it was good seeing you
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ BUT I JUST DIED !!!
And I seriously got called an asshole for asking a girl to flush a toilet that she just got done throwing up in
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I do this all the time .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ yeah don't put your shit on here
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ My god
I really hope I never send a snapchat that is intended for _TWITTER-ENTITY_ or _TWITTER-ENTITY_ to anyone else cause they would probably die
DUE DATE ❤️
Reckless as hell❤️
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Brianna I seriously love you , you're answers to ask fm
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ want me to come cuddle ?
i don't think theres a day that _TWITTER-ENTITY_ isn't laughing on the announcements
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ your funny
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ ... I wasn't at a track today Duffy ...
The fact my mom knows how I dance
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ Suck what ?! Yeah good comeback
I feel like such a superior girlfriend for cracking Korey's ribs ... At first I was like wh poor " and now I'm like " HA HA ""
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I told Tyler about the old habits song and he said , \WHAT IS SHE TRYING TO SAY " "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ your missing out on This movie ✌️
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahah he was so wasted
Currently LOLing to all of _TWITTER-ENTITY_ meme tweets ..
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you have a true talent Brett , you're the best
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I would know
where are you christiannnn , why can't I find youuuu ? _TWITTER-ENTITY_
It came in like a fireball
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ haha for real though , what are the chances of seeing that ever again
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ yup I know who this one is to .
That's cool I'm glad you decided to join .
More guys being thirsty on twitter
Is your name Grace ? Because you're amazing .... #ChristianPickupLines
Subtweet bitch and your phones dead hehhehee
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ thanks for making my day
- Hick Nation we've become so close ever since softball season ! I love you and your family we need to hangout soon ! Love you
You think you got me , didn't you . Oh just wait . It begins now .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you're an idiot
I'm so embarrassed
It just hit me that on Tuesday I will have to say goodbye to my second home , the periodicals
awk silence and the Brandon says \my neck my bad lick my pussy and my crack " in the gayest voice ever "
My dad calls crackers crack ... wtff .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ that made my day
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Cause I'm so funny
I can't believe how bad I am at wrapping presents lol
Dying because Aaron thinks he's \chief " "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ it really is
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ if you don't know the answer to something there's a 90% chance it's something about protein . Helpful tip
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ HAHAHAHA that cracked me up .
Aww yeah , I wonder if I have restless leg syndrome
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ this made me laugh so hard
Sami just threw away her phone
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ bahahaha our conversations > & gt ; & gt ;
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Did you make the journey back home ok ?
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ it was still in my eyebrow when I got home
20- cat- I haven't talked to you in a while , text me sometime ! Dom-math is fun this yearrr .. glad we're friends
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ oh my god
I wish I made a vine from last night . Hahaha
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I know that , just not in this picture
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ no I really want to listen to journey now
you talk to ugly girls .. what is there to be jealous about
my mom just got out of the car in the middle of the street to go make sure mackenzie has her defrosters are on #paranoidmom
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you're a good kid Zach
My dog was just barking at himself in the mirror
I love when my mom drunk calls me
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ her parents *
Jena just made me feel her muscles
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ sorry for creepin but I found this to be hilarious
Sweat dreams hahaha
Briana is such a fool
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ new vid is so fab
#InMiddleSchool _TWITTER-ENTITY_ and I became super close for the \wrong reason " "
My sister _TWITTER-ENTITY_ is speaking the truth tonight . Has me dying
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you're so ignorant sorry you have to win every argument . Okay Akron is better than OSU . Have a nice day .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ no what I dot get it
\She has huge white creamy thighs with lots of cellulite " -Cherokee "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I did walk up in the club like whatup I'm da pope
I don't even remember who the last person I asked out was
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I really am though you're included
I swear 8 mile inspired me .. Just ask _TWITTER-ENTITY_ . I'm the best rapper ever .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ no ... no sir it couldn't ...
Aaron . Spell something right . Please . Literally .
Bailey : “I wish life was full of gum drops and lollipops but it's not . There are a lot of sour patch kids in this world . \ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ "
Wellllll this will be fun .
You tweeting but you say you can't text
When I get nervous I mess with my hair-ties .
ANALconda and ANALexis ' tweets to each other
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ your the nasty fucker picturing it in your head .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ your gonna pop my FaceTime cherry
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Missouri .... Misery ... Huh
Hahah Jon was there
Yeah , it's whateva . YOLO . FISH .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahhahahaha . im guilty
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ watch how many people are gonna dm you like \I'm that someone you've been looking for ""
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ st Patricks I think
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ oopsie . ill block you , then unblock you .
Ryann thinks it's so funny to toot in my lap .
Little hillbilly towns
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ LOLOL OMG
\Finger poppin ' eachothers assholes " best movie quote ever ! "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ oh yeah I forgot to consider ppl with a fewer friends ...
Stinas last retweet > & gt ; & gt ; & gt;I'm crying !!
The Dallas Cowboys never catch a break
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ forgot I said that
These seagulls are gonna eat one of the reds outfielders
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ and we danced , and we cried , and we laughed , and had a really really really good time
“ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ : I love this job just because I get called pretty 80 times a day people love to boost out here ”same with my job lmfao
I'm going to just work every day and not go out until the 22nd haha that's not going to happen
That outfit is horrible
Fuck you bitch ... Hahaha I tweeted about you #nowwhat
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ from her cowboy boots to her down home roots
“DO YOU EVER JUST GET JEALOUS SO EASILY LIKE NO THAT PERSON IS MINE DON'T BREATHE AROUND THEM” _TWITTER-ENTITY_
My moms trying to sing this song
Made some new friends at the gym today ! Look at me working at my social life . There is life outside of work . Haha
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ omg it's too funny !
I didn't know they sell men's cologne at Victoria's Secret
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ we'd be all set
Hahah so much has happened in the past two hours I can't even
I got my sister a hot dog toaster for Christmas
hey audge want some money ? _TWITTER-ENTITY_
the fact that I'm having a legit conversation with my grandma over text right now ...
This guy just fell
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ pedophile maybe ..
I fucking love zombieland
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ thanks to that I'm about to watch it
Just bought a Dora backpack .. Dora for Halloween it is
HAHA Kaiden is rollin ' around the whole bed with his toy and making noises .... this baby
\Sueeeee pig " "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ I just read that whole convo
Its so funny when people call me Jaden Underwear . Like where do you think of this stuff ?
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ the Phoenix suns
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ would you be surprised ?! #iwouldntbe #idectho
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ LMFAO . I did not say that .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I hate when that happens
\In the last 12 months have you drank alcohol , smoked weed or used anything else to get high " Me : idk I can't remember , way too turnt "
Lol the text I just sent _TWITTER-ENTITY_ & gt ;
Mine and _TWITTER-ENTITY_ convos
this day last year I didn't go to school for 35 days
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahahah , you can always make me laugh
I can't stop watching brick's story on snapchat
People need to realize that this isn't drama at all . It's how we actually talk to each other when we're together ...
I am literally wearing 50 shades of gray right now
Miles-let's go lay in bed and hold each other tight . Me-who are you ??? Miles ( with an awkward smile ) your boyfriend baby .
lol I'm beginning to think I have no soul ... is that bad ? #bitchissues
Other females hate me and alley .. I wonder why ?
Daniel probably won't sleep cause of me now . clowns .
That panda got me I'm not gonna lie
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ why at 530 in the morning
Why did I get so many sweaters for Christmas I live in Florida for gods sake
- Laughing at all my videos from the fall ..
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ yeah that's gonna be a tough one
WHY is Cameron's name Brandon Wheeler now
All gravity does is bring you down
Don't mess with 1 girl because you get us all _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ #GroupMessageFlow
BBQ chips ? _TWITTER-ENTITY_
You are so fucking annoying my god
I am thankful for the face god gave me , wtf am I saying no I'm not
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ glad you thought of me kailey
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ find one that looks like miss sullaven 70 and abused
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA . I decided to see If you posted a picture of it . I'm literally dead . That sucks
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ actually I'm available
that just made my night
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Hahahaha for real ?
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ listen , I cant either
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ why would you do that ? Aha
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ why is mom so gay ?
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ shuttt up I've had a off night lol
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you obviously care cause he commented
\I wanna be a house cat in a wealthy family . I don't wanna be no ghetto cat ! " - Mrs. Hoover on being reincarnated "
Bet mrs Barnes writes me up for skipping STUDY HALL today
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ lol ik but he stills solid .. Tigers are notorious for having old man closers
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ still both of our losses have been too teams better than UNC
When someone says they're going to bed then posts on twitter . _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_
My sister is using her tooth brush even though she doesn't know I just watched my dog lick it
\Dude im like a 15 , i hope i dont stay like this all week ""
S/O to the bitch that just puked on the floor
Done with xmas shopping
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ and whys that ?
Stepbrothers is my all time favorite movie .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ lmfaoooo that kid has me dying
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ that lady about cried when I shined my lights
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ do it pwease
Lol at _TWITTER-ENTITY_ for saying what everyone has been wanting to say #getumgirl
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ don't you mean girls that are trashy & lt ; & lt ; not & gt ; & gt ;
Cammy toe & amp ; tampon tommy
Nadia answer my text ! Before I find you're ass and beat you up in the bathroom
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I can't stop laughing now thinking about your joe Jonas impression !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ awe , how thoughtful of you bill .
And the one fell offfff !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ use my bath & amp ; body works lotion at a track meet last year just thought I'd let everyone know .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ NO search mermaids the new evidence
I check your twitter so much to see if you subtweet me
Trisha just twitched in her sleep and I can't stop laughing
Mr. Hauger made it rain on Nathan then stole one of my dollars ...... Okay cool haha
Waking up to that snap chat video from _TWITTER-ENTITY_ and _TWITTER-ENTITY_ & gt ; & gt ; & gt ; & gt ;
Nonny just did fierce
#OnValentinesillBe at home . Eating . Probably . Not chocolates though . Cause I didn't get shit .
How what happened
You are valuable ! ☺️
No girl you hang out with is pretty
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ no because that's my favorite episode too
Dance off in the VIP at the Bally !!!!
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ let's get yoked
I have officially been on Atkins for 4 hours now . So far , it's going extremely well . But let's not forget that it's only been 4 hours
My grandpa was singing blurred lines
me and Mary's faces on the gatekeeper
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ B will get cha
This bitch ...
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ ill accept that loll
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ funny joke buddy !
And I'm probably the only girl that'll admit it
When I called her Big Booty Queen , she looked at me . I like her new nickname , idk if my family does . lol
Lollllllllling _TWITTER-ENTITY_ praying for u
I'm too tall for my tanning bed that I have to tan my lower body and upper body separate . Haha
Impractical Jokers ...
All they did was hug though .
Can't wait to finish my dining room when I get off this afternoon .. I know _TWITTER-ENTITY_ is looking forward to it too !! #NOT
That new life of Juan videos made me piss my pants
Uh oh nick
Jesse is trending . You're famous _TWITTER-ENTITY_
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ if the whole college thing doesn't work out at least we have a stable job
Jason said Adrian Peterson wouldn't run him over
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ its so awkward seeing your brother around though
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ Hahahaha awesome
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I was gonna see who could go longer , you won .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ we ran like 4.5 miles . I walked like 4 times .
Webster laid him out
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ females man ...
It's bad when the family loves me more then you
What is happening New Year's Eve and who's house can I crash at
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ dude I didn't know she was gonna put that on fb I was trying to be like our dance team
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ too bad you suck at spelling
Majoring in being a douche bag with a minor in being a dick _TWITTER-ENTITY_ #stilllaughing #sofunny
Lauren's mom is so funny
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ 5th wheeling hard
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ awe ! i need as much time as we can ! before school ! Like we can't have our Prom pictures together ! Now ! #memories
That vine was for _TWITTER-ENTITY_ & amp ; _TWITTER-ENTITY_ I still laugh sooooo hard when I see this .
My little sister was born on Friday the 13th and my other sister told my step mom she needed to go back in for 24 hours when she was born
Hopefully this is my last visit to this place for my elbow . It will probably be something else next time . #gettingcleared #Nemours
I love when _TWITTER-ENTITY_ tweets mean stuff because she is such a nice person and her tweets crack me up
Pretty sure _TWITTER-ENTITY_ laugh could make anyone laugh
I Want A Grilled Cheese With Ham Omg . Yup . On my way ! In The Kitchen
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ haha do you want to be added into conversation whit
Did you put that picture up on Instagram ? _TWITTER-ENTITY_
\ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ : My twitter is filled with _TWITTER-ENTITY_ and _TWITTER-ENTITY_ right now . ""
Anchorman 2 is probably the funniest movie of all time
Lol at my dad trying to send me to Pittsburgh . Not happening buddy .
Seeing all of these ADORABLE ways to get asked to Homecoming is making me lose all the hope I have left .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ is a faggot hahahaha
Jeffrey be havin the craziest stories son
I honestly have no life .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Don't worry about it !!!!!
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ get a vag piercing
Why am I laughing ? that round kid just fell
The Internship tho > & gt ; _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_
When your entire meal is cheaper than something on the menu
just fell on my face in my own houSe
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Oh yippee , can't wait gotta have a guy first
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ lawls I don't need friends in order to be happy because I have Jesus in my life and your fucking hilarious
\I don't know how many plates I'm even going to get " _TWITTER-ENTITY_ referring to Ryan's buffet . "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ yeah I have a ton of App stuff on my car already but I might take my Jordan magnet and stick it on my moms car or something
I just creeped hard af
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ lol hell nawwwe #throwback
I refuse to sing Christmas music in choir so when we sing it I just sit down
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ The one that got away ......
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I can't stop laughing
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ STOP I WAS CRYING
Reba will always be my favorite show !
#confessyourunpopularopinion watching _TWITTER-ENTITY_ make out with a mannequin is the sexiest thing ever
I've done more work in 1 month of college than I did all senior year #truth #fml
You're so freaking dumb !
Avagail & amp ; I have way too much time on our hands
I have so much money laying around my room that falls out of my work pants
Cody \ I need a black girl butt so I can twerk " Bahahaha I absolutely love working with this guy ! "
me and _TWITTER-ENTITY_ need to use someone's pool tonight , please and thank you
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ It does . You probably could have used it at the Goat toss .
Should I just walk into school with my jersey on tomorrow
I think I'm going to to get a Caroline cup _TWITTER-ENTITY_ #coffeecrawford
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ We get it Todd !
The phone call I just got _TWITTER-ENTITY_ #HeIsExcited
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ LMFAO YOU MADE MY NIGHT
Kim pissed some people off tonight . #Classic
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ HAHAHAHAH thank you
Mine and _TWITTER-ENTITY_ conversation just 10 seconds ago . & gt ; & gt ; & gt ; & gt ; & gt ; & gt ; & gt ;
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ oh gawwwwdd . & amp ; thanks .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ currently laughing out loud in the dining hall
When mom graduated from LSU she wrote \dumb blonde ?? " On the top of her cap "
Lolololol when Nicole gives me the what the fuck look
I still can't get over the video Seattal sent me .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ but you love me .... I took it off
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ i actually just said it to say it lmao but ik who she is , I keep my black pts for the night
If you people only saw me
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ well I didn't bring any other ones I didn't figure I would need them
HOW MUCH DO I FREAKING LOVE BRITTANY #teamdeangeschmich
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ can we go tip toeing on your marble floors again soon ? #shhh
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ right !! And me too
5 choc before 1pm
I wouldn't mind you being interested in my cousin IF you weren't a nasty bitch . #sorrynotsorry
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ now he's saying a Chinese horse gorilla
I have so many embarrassing pictures of people . #LoveYouAll
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I mean if you really want me to
Anytime I get to use a Billy Madison quote > & gt ; & gt ; #OdoyleRules
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ we'll see
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I did not mean to favorite that , that just looked creepy
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ allright everyone not funny excuse me while I
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ oh no ..
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ bahahaha what the heck !!!!
Shane thinks Meg's dad is a DILF
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I saw you and Tyler and was like what a casual convo
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Hahahahaha oh my god that would be ... uh ... Different
Lacie apparently doesn't know me well enough because I don't think I'm a gangster , I know I'm a gangster . #Flatout #Keepitonehunnid
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ faggot land ... Population of 2 #nubs
\go home ball you're drunk " "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ omg I'm so weak
The amount of emails I get from urban outfitters is crazy . I get one everyday
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ cut it
its funny because they wont say shit pr do shit
sucks to suck .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ best tweet ever
Chance got good memory
I wonder if all the girls I pissed off at team bonding go to mt . healthy too .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ that shit was easy af ! Even tho I got 20 questions wrong
\You have choking powers ? " _TWITTER-ENTITY_ "
Who wants to get a late night 24 hour sesh in
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ haha Walter Jr needs to understand his father was making bank . absolute bank
I hate when people act cool in front of girls . Exspecially rachets .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ That is soo photoshopped
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ is gona have 82 texts from me lol #saintsupdate
Miss spring brake with the boys
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ we know why Tara's going
Fell asleep in class today woke up with a watch mark on my face
Last spring break _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ & amp ; I were going crazyyyy . Good Lord we were stupid #goodtimes
Cat goes fiddle-i-fee
I told my mom I was taking a trip to Charleston with Austin and she gonna ask me when so her and my dad can come
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I mean who does .. In all honesty we all fucking hate it . XDD
If I gave this pony has a Christmas present I wonder how mad the person would be
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ tweets & gt ; & gt ; & gt ; & gt ;
Bella's sister needs to learn how to put on nails
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahaha I didn't hear ! That's funny you looked like you were having a blast ..
\Does putting your iPhone in rice fix it if you got water on it and it shut off ? " -me . " Yeah did that happen to you ?! " -Ashley . "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ your obsessed
Our neighbor got locked out by a 2 year old she is with us till her husband gets home
\ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ : _TWITTER-ENTITY_ just taught me how to put together a vegetable chopper ... unsuccessfully " hahahahahaha omg that thing is so stupid !! "
“ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ : Do my dance on your dick ooh you know you love this shit #wordsofwisdom ” thats not even close to words of wisdom ,
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ probably . Dang .
For you two _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ WTF is with the sharks ?
Just gonna bite my tongue
Jack Reacher is actually pretty funny #movienight #familynight
I'm still kind of confused on how _TWITTER-ENTITY_ manged to spill his frosty all over the whole car and all over his mom ?
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ thats my bad i forgot red meant stop
my boy is taking me bowling Saturday night ... this is gonna be fun #isuck
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Dave Chappelle would a been better !
Miss Watson didn't know how to pronounce \honey " .... "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ Very good idea
My brother is raging so hard at COD right now
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I'm literally about to go try this
Julia's 17 and still doesn't have her license
I still laugh at how mad _TWITTER-ENTITY_ got when I drove in his grass .
My mood right now : ☺
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ so many hours wasted on that .
I'm crying !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ Bahaha is your hair softer ?!
You hear \can I go to the bathroom " all over class then Allyson goes " DOES ANYONE HAVE A TAMPON ??? ""
I always say I'm gonna kill myself an my sister always tells me to kill my self . #awk
I hate when girls always act like they're the victim #notfoolinganyone
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ okiee send me some pictars then
No clue how tonight is gonna turn out
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ no joke I've seen that movie like a million times actually I used to love it #noshame
Omg hat I found on my iPod
I feel like I should be more upset then I am ..... nah .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ yaaa , youre flooring the pedal tho
I don't understand ! Why are you wet ?!?!?!
Man oomf really had me laughing at my phone tho
\ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ : Literally the only person that will text me back is my mom . Wtffffff ""
The Angels are looking great .
Gosh , I didn't need to image that sickoooo
I really want to say something to that but I cant
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I figured
Is that creepy ?
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ They are pussys Just kidding
My god if Lee ever hated me he could potentially end my life with the amount of blackmails he has of me
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ ........ i don't even want to know .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahaha I couldn't help but laugh . We seriously got into so much shit together !
“ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ : My candy brings all the kids to the yard , and I'm like just get in the car”
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ same
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ American boy !!
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ oh boy isn't that an understatement
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Ehhhhh I'll prob be out better see ya
Anyone wanna play in the snow
Bucky Larson oh my god ....
Talkin on the phone to my mom and she says how do you spell ooh kill em
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahah yes ma'am!
I'm naming my baby south west .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ baahahahahahahhahaha #oomf
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ oh not you baby girl . If only you saw what I just saw
Annndddd I just got retweeted by Patrick Star
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you know you laughed though
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ tell your father to text my dad . My dad is having withdrawals and won't leave us alone .
Just showed the bar tender my legs she said it was bad _TWITTER-ENTITY_ she dont _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_
Justin bieber is lyfe !
I'm sure people think I'm nuts when I take Brody places with me , because I always serenade him .
Last night teaching my mom to dance . & gt ; & gt ; & gt ; & gt ; & gt ; & gt ; & gt ; & gt ;
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ OMG honestly this just made my night
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ BAHA OMFG DEAD . I'm laughing so hard .. But I was talking about vagina .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ Ya idgaf .. I'm to Fucked Up for this and I'm getting Annoyed lol .
Lol she's gross . But so are you
My dads yelling at me for my grades and he doesn't even know what pinnacle is fuck outta here
“ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ : I feel bad for people who are old enough , but still get carded because they look younger . ” I get carded at the movies ..
\Plants are your life they give you fucking oxygen " hahahah "
Ry cuttin ass
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I'm watching it too ! Never gets old .
Why a cat though ?
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ just asked for a \Vanilla Ice " air freshener at the car wash just now on accident bahahahaha #Rap "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ if u bring ur boo something to eat and not me u ain't shit
My mom even thinks she's ugly
those of you that think _TWITTER-ENTITY_ is a good football player , which he is ! Shoulda known him in the days I did ! #wildwoodwaystreetlife
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ ride or die is like the motto in fast and furious
Oh how I love doing _TWITTER-ENTITY_ text
When your water stops working and you finish washing _TWITTER-ENTITY_ ' s hair with water bottles
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ is that channel 10 ? Hahahahha
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ GANLEY IS WEARING A PONY TAIL I CANNOT
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I saw him too I didn't know those were hula hoops
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ or ill get those sodas that look like beer bottles
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you should change your name to sMELly_feet
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ They were sooo fucking funny haha !
If everynight is gunna be like tonight im ready for this vacation
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahahahahahaha !!!!! so nasty
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ she asked me lolly emily and half the world
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ it's the lighting
Sprad says no eating in his class . I eat in here everyday and he never says anything ☺
Waking up to the text _TWITTER-ENTITY_ sent me this morning ....
Those elly boners " _TWITTER-ENTITY_ "
This year is going to be interesting to say the least
punched matthew fuller in the knee today and he yelled then kicked my water bottle across the hall
White dudes Harlem shake . why you laughin' ?... cuz you Harlem shake . _TWITTER-ENTITY_
\Face down . Ass up . That's the way _TWITTER-ENTITY_ and I like to fuck " #WaitWut ? #FreeStyle "
My dad out here doin shit and I'm just chillin
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ your so sweet I feel bad for the person who did send this to you
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahaha ! Oh little ear !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Grants Farm ! I did it and seriously I want a camel now !!
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahahahaah oh whatever I'm an angel I stay out of trouble !...
All my brothers ever want from me is food
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ haha I pressured you into dating her
Conan right now ! Lmaoooo !!!
Why are you STILL talking ?
Our is gonna have some traffic tomorrow _TWITTER-ENTITY_
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ right after I post a selfie ... C'mon man .
A Mexican just pulled up in our drive way
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ that song
Alexa's car smellin like domestic violence .
Shelbi & gt ;
\She needs and inhaler and a Twinkie " "
Lol do you have any idea who I am though ? Obviously not . Greatness just knocked on your door an you shut it then went to pray for greatness
She also said not to tell anyone
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ tweet . #naughty
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ now that's a lil bit better than dude
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ there's so many . and many more to come in the future young grasshopper
Nooby tonight > & gt ; & gt ;
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ always .
\If you can make chocolate chip cookies than you can make meth " "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ yes ?
Tj knows how to crack everyone up .
I'm so pale rn and my lips are so red wth
The group chat with me _TWITTER-ENTITY_ and _TWITTER-ENTITY_ & gt ; & gt ; & gt ; & gt ; & gt ; love my friends .
Voorhees , we all know that you would have acted the same way if you won so please stop because all your arguments are invalid p.s #
MY LITTLE SISTER JUST ASKED MY DAD WHAT SYPHILLIS IS .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ those little orange things you shot a shotgun at are called skeets
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I don't know why I tagged that one ?!
#InElementarySchool _TWITTER-ENTITY_ ran away from school because he lost his ds !
When my boyfriend rocks out to Katy Perry #getit #ROAR
That fattie can dance ! _TWITTER-ENTITY_
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ oh .... lmfao
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I love it
“Make a fist with your left hand , squeeze your left thumb , then put your right index finger down your throat . NO GAG REFLEX . ”ladies ...
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ how do you forget that ?!? #slacker
The Asian kid and this show #TrophyWife
My first day back to first period
How come #wcw wasn't ever a thing when I HAD boyfriend . Oh wait it was !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I love your tweets tonight #sofunny
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ ot the singer " get it ?! cause he can't sing _TWITTER-ENTITY_ "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ \you're going to need to tell your mom about this ... Okay ? " "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ it's ok Kyle , I'm accepting of you
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ yeah Meredith didn't get out in time and had to walk up the hill with junie in tow
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you know me !!
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you know me and your best friend
I love getting subtweeted .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ im laughing so hard right now !
Funny how you think I'm on your side ...
Does _TWITTER-ENTITY_ have a mermaid fetish ? He just posted 3 pics of mermaids within seconds of each other !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ I'm glad we were all up at 3:30 am to see this happen hahahah #insomnia
Just sent Sam beyond the weirdest snap chat to fix her bad mood good friend
HAHAHAHHAAHHAHA that field goal miss though ... I am dying sorry browns fans that is embarrassing .
Some people just dont even know
I look over to _TWITTER-ENTITY_ during class , and she's listing every state in the country #bored
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I thought mine were just defective glad to know I'm not going through this alone #thestruggle
\I say ' drawing ' because ... child " "
These two seriously make the ugliest couple ever like ew
Comp class with _TWITTER-ENTITY_ & gt ; & gt ; & gt ; & gt ; & gt ; #ineededthatlaugh
I've snap chatted more today than i ever have
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I may or may not love bobby d . ❤
I'm so surprised that Steven didn't go with my dad tonight . But hey , he did that . Happy thanksgiving mf . ✋
And then he's all you could be paying attention and writing notes , but you're just over here making me a rich man
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahahahahahaha I don't know I found that so funny
#MiddleSchoolMemories when Crazy Nick came to our school
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I'll be lost forever .. but while you're up . wanna get yourself some cake ?
Went to McDonalds and ate it in KFC Parking lot like a boss #ThugLife
The guy making my nachos told me \I like your .... face " "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ your twit pic
Just got told I look like Gretchen Wieners from Mean Girls . #thatsanewone
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Ryan is the best drunk person ever & amp ; he has the craziest life stories .. He'll prolly tell you
I can believe that I did that
The manager of McDonald's is at sonic .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ remind me !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ so you're from lr now ?!?!
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you pick the movie ill pick the place and position SMH
I'm like nigga stop ✋ your never gonna wake up in a new Bugatti .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ I'm confused now✋ what's peace in
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha #spoton
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ lmfao omg no
That's ironic why would you even say something to him
My grandpa is literally obsessed with Facebook
Do today , thanks to my mother , I'm getting paid to sleep .
People still use TextNow ? dang baby , remember to take the signature off next time .
& amp ; she's playing Jenga wut
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I sent you a video
\ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ : #InMiddleSchool I was even more unattractive than i am now ""
FYI incase anyone was wondering , according to Rachel Anderson Miranda & amp ; I are bestfriends only because boyfriend is her brother #onpoint
“ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ : If you're a middle and you're never in the way , you're doing it wrong . ” _TWITTER-ENTITY_ lolol me during every game
I'll laugh if it doesn't snow
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ just kidding
Death to you bitch die
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ go to sleep . Rest your puny muscles
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ But we couldn't have been too slow because we sure did speed past all those guys hitting on us within that two minutes
Been scrubbing it all day today & amp ; all day yesterday #noshame
\I was a hard guy , I could out cuss anyone in 8th grade " my aunt "
I just got a email about cat poop ....
pain honestly makes me laugh so hard
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ love it
Me konner and Sam rn
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ lmfao oh god
me and _TWITTER-ENTITY_ are esties for the resties " "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahahahhaha omg I am so sorry
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I'd use them all
Aubrees dad just said \I bet Wyatt would be fun to go to Vegas with " hahahah _TWITTER-ENTITY_ "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I must hear it to judge .
and the song wasn't even by Chris brown . omg .
I can't with burr right now
Kevin is listening to old R & B and confidently singing along this is what happens when Liam isn't home .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ just about to tweet that picture
My dad got suspended when he was in high school and Mr. Sunday made him mow his lawn and do house work as extra punishment
The alarm in our dorm would go off right after my roommate gets out of the shower
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ I'm dead
I hate all of you
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ some girls draw them on and have none . Looks like they used a sharpie
Cole has no friends . It's okay , though , Kristie and and I will be his friends
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ doubt it
Were the millers was the funniest movie ever _TWITTER-ENTITY_ I'm just thinking about it lol
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ haha the fact that we were all laughing so hard and couldn't hold the fly down
I'm scared of how sick we are
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ trying to settle things
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you are in love man
Lol-ing at the snap chat convo I had with _TWITTER-ENTITY_ last night
\ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ : First drunk call from _TWITTER-ENTITY_ of the school year " YUP I lasted 35 seconds "
Hey do y'all remember Spring Breakers ?
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ Definatelyy not
Andddd the mall is playing Kaskade Lessons in Love . It's a sign
WHAT THE FUCK _TWITTER-ENTITY_
I find it unbelievable that i weighed in at 133.6 yesterday .. Im far away from that .
And even if I were to say that , you can bet on my saying it to your face bc you don't intimidate me at all
I'm always the first one to say sorry in my relationship #Whatever
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I'm bout to tired af !
A little Bombay bitch you know we sippin ..... Why you trippin on another person issue take a hit of these trees you'll be gone
The amish in amish mafia are SO fake !! Like seriously , i don't know any amish that \pimp " their buggies and then have shows for them "
The business man episode of flapjack is on _TWITTER-ENTITY_
I'm laughing wayyyy too hard at this youtube video
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ just backed Christine all the way down my street and around the corner
soooo funny . Like , a cross flew off the wall then chased him into the kitchen . Good thing I got video .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ ahahahha you're the tannest girl I know but I guess there's no such thing as too tan so sounds great
Wish it was .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ THE RAYS HAVE THE SMALLEST FAN BASE . ARE YOU KIDDING ME
Remember when _TWITTER-ENTITY_ called McDonald's and talk to them for like an hour _TWITTER-ENTITY_
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ me too ! You know , great minds think alike
Old man ? What the fuck is wrong with me
You're taking this way to seriously
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ - um you know you like salt in your cracks ?
My dad & gt ; & gt ; & gt ;
literally love Tyler so much
Hahaha ok I'm done amusing myself now
Eric said rain or shine we in there ! ⚾☔
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ tomorrows gonna be a rough day for you ...
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahahahah I literally just lol'ed! Hahahahah
not gonna study for tomorrow's exams bc yolo
I got so much black mail on my phone that's for damn sure
The neighbors are hating us because of the loud music and Mexicans
That was the most confusing text .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ True . The fact that they're too small for my hands is a problem
So mAny people asked for my fun run name today
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ oh I thought u were older .. Wrong person to ask my friends are all 21+ or the rest would be considered rapeask me again in 3 years
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ they go into such detail and I'm just like
Shannon is wearing heels
Saved that picture of Mackenna
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ of coarse
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ yes ma'am haha Waffle House ain't to good for you cause you ain't FAKEE
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ be over in 15
Anyone want to take me to go get my car ?
I love when me and my sister try to convince my mom to get a puppy behind my dad's back . It's like a losing battle that we think we'll win
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ might be the funniest guy I know !
What's going on tomorrow ?
of course there would be 2 feet of snow on Rachel's car and none on mine
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ that was the best night ever we just mobbed around with team Vance all night !
I wish _TWITTER-ENTITY_ had the balls to tweet back !
Me & amp ; Kimmie made the boys change the tv to the WCWS and are making them watch it with us #tennessee #Oklahoma
sierra is ALWAYS stepping in dog shit
ok so im watching elf & amp ; im saying every word of this whole movie i think ive only seen it like 1,000,000,000 times #elf #happydecember
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahaha your so funny like I forgot to laugh wait ... I did
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ your header is perfect
Camping out in Connor durbins room , with Hannah . While Emory looks and try's to get her phone
“ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ : If I could write a letter to me” you got a skoal and a playboy under your bed ?
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahah . what ?!
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ I think I just peed my pants alittle bit
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I'm about to go get her
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I took it
South Lamar's Varsity boys are ranked #6 in the state in basketball #turnup
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ he's just wants to be yo boo
I sound so weird when I cuss , that why I don't
LOL at my mom ! She cracks me up . #bestfriend #loveher ❤️
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ nope I'm still pale I got a lil color .. Tomorrow I'm gonna burn out by the pool
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ eternal love
Wow I'm making my twitter private after that one . Sorry but mam you're psycho ! This is a high school relationship for gods sake !
Am I a wimp for getting creeped out by PLL I was just scared to leave my room
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ #bitch just kidding ! I love you !!
\ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ : 20 pounds of makeup , yeah thats really not attractive you look like Frankenstein dressed up as a clown " "
I just went through $100 in 28 hours #brokecollegestudent
\You're the worst meanest skinniest person I've ever met " -- lacy claiming lied to her about having more salt and vinegar chips . "
But I really did enjoy seeing drunk _TWITTER-ENTITY_ and _TWITTER-ENTITY_ from a sober point of view
is it stupid that im excited to go home and calculate how much money i saved
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I'm glad dole I love you we need to hangout soon
Goodman's new name is \Casey Dean Sassypants Goodman " "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I didn't see it I swear
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahahahaha you would that made me laugh the most . Lol
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hearing guys talk about \miknichs hot older sister " lol "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ the new hole In grants wall shows someone beat him
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I love that
That kid taped to the ceiling
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Is making my day better by saying stuff about tampons .
Hahahahaha after I tweeted it was 12-13-14 3 people on my timeline tweeted it too #gullible
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ lol I just got rid of mine of like 3 years
Just found a millerlite beer can that _TWITTER-ENTITY_ gave me from one of my first Luke shows in my old room . Baha #goodtimes
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ haha are they expensive ? Lol
We're the Millers is killing me
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I hate you
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahaha it's like fancy over priced clothing
and here goes light skin
crying watching the vids I have of _TWITTER-ENTITY_ from last night
Literally woke up five minutes ago & amp ; then Rachel picked us up . I didn't even brush my hair or wash my face yet ! I guess I'll do it there
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ i know i just couldnt help it i was dyingg you skipper lunch today right ?
Kelsi . Would you just tweet 2 more times and have 4,500 already ?
My sleepy haha's are at an all time high right now
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ probably not those flip flops were shit
Me and my dad are lost in the ghetto and he goes \ lock your door , this is locked door district " .... "
Ppl stare at me soo much cuz i look like an 18yr old driving a 745
“ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ : The only thing I'm looking forward to about school is that volleyball is right after it . ” Yay for sitting and watching
Eric you're an idiot
who wants scotch ?!
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you gotta read my other tweet man the one after this
My brother-in-law just said \For one of my Chemistry finals I burned a hole in the papers and wrote fuck you on it and I made a 98 " "
it's so weird how if you spend a lot of time with girls you get the same menstrual cycle .
Jackie is legitimately the only person who understands how much I love Jeff Withey❤
Is my stomach seriously growling right now ?
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ What can I say .... His swag meters about to break
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ well don't let it happen again
whatever . people lie about age . life goes on . _TWITTER-ENTITY_
This night . OMG .
Like am I the only one who feels like the people in the pods can hear me pee or idk it gives me anxiety
Finally got back my suicide poem .
brb dying .
Okay me and _TWITTER-ENTITY_ take this home alone thing way too far
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ because its you
\If I wanted to be hit by a guy , I'd go to the bar down the street from my house & amp ; cuss a drunk guy out " "
my sister said mom .. I got an excersize you could do . It's call #prancersice . My mom said ... I can't even walk
Max is a horrible picture taker . He's firedd
Hahahaha you guys think we're serious
When you have 60 messages from _TWITTER-ENTITY_
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you have a serious problem
My dad asked why I had a full bag of wine just sitting in my trash can hahaha fool knew better then to throw it away at least
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ was in my dream last night
Pretty sure oomf doesn't even know I exist
Dad and his girlfriend are so adorable
That guys wearing a man thong #nakedandafraid
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ what the heck I tweeted that first tho
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ tubbs ?
For the record I did mean Alex Sharp last night
Double date to the gym with Tim and his parents
That's what you have Tyler for
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ text me please
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you're so matture
\He will show his true colors . And it will be a rainbow . " _TWITTER-ENTITY_ "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I remember when I was 12
When Tyler Newil asks Mr. K if he's ready for tomorrow . #dieing
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ in just like dang ! At least you're special enough to be EVERYONES WCW !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ awe that's the sweetest thing anyone has ever said to me , thank you
The Californians skit on SNL I can't deal with it . So funny
The snap videos I send _TWITTER-ENTITY_ are scary , I'm surprised she's my friend still
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ things are getting weird at the vandivers casa ?
lol favoriting like all of her _TWITTER-ENTITY_ tweets cause shes like the only one on my tl .
Well of anyone needs a laugh just come to the meet and watch my 100 Brest
Tonight Madison and I got all dressed up and had a photoshoot
Just found out I'm Italian haha
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ do it
I know _TWITTER-ENTITY_ is so excited to spend time with me this weekend #psychogfprobs #thatsme
just dramatically texted with one finger and thought of when i did it when _TWITTER-ENTITY_ was trying to talk to me
' Camel toe is not an accessory , Leave that pet at home . ' Hahahaha _TWITTER-ENTITY_ #girlcode
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you actually looked at the expiration date ?
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ THE SIGN IS THE WRONG WAY _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ it's your guilty conscious reminding you about the red velvet cupcakes I've yet to receive . #butreally
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ lmfao I know I knew you were going to do it !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ their bond cannot be broken !
\I'm meeting my stepdad at the merry go-round after class so he can give me $12 for the garage . I'll be late to office hours . " "
' we need to go home soon ' YOU ARE HOME ! Hahaha dumbass
Steve smith tho mean muggin
i kinda wanna change my name to Sharpay Evans
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ aw they look just like you
Did _TWITTER-ENTITY_ just text me .. First ?! #whatismylife #whoop
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ THAT'S WHY YOU LOOK BEFORE YOU SIT
he been passsed out
LOL you think you guys have a shot at AP classes ? GOOD LUCK
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ No that's not mine , thankfully . I'm about positive that whoever is missing that shoe , isn't gonna be too happy about it .
My teacher said hat's the deal though " sounded like she said dildo ... I was the only one laughing my ass off #GrowUp #hilarious "
oomf profile pic dff you wearing ..
my trash can right now
My brother was asking me about an organism yesterday , and I kept saying orgasm by accident and it got really awkward ...
you can't even see it unless you pull the caption bar thing down
I honestly wonder if you see my tweets .... If you do ... You probably hate me .... #sorrynotsorry
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahahahahaha lmao we drove literally 200 miles that day .. It was the day I got my license !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ haha sounds good ! Text me sometime ! Tell me about any teachers that are like brown lmfao
The funniest movie by far is the watch and Ted #StupidFunny
All the muscle I have is from fixing my hair everyday ...
She just said a little fucker driving a big ass car !
“ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ : I won't judge you if your having sex just tell me I'll beat your ass then buy you some condoms” Mother of the year
You're sickkkkk ! ✌
Gwafing at the picture I just found of Shayna Hickam
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ oh
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahah thanks
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ like why would they even do that
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ come original ?
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ you sent it like a million times !
In love with my new 5s i just can't remember any of my passwords for anything but this
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ yes your phone is jealous of our amazing friendship so it keeps screwing up to get you away from me
quoting AT & T commercials with Dillon on FaceTime
He doesn't even like you #HopOff
If you wanna quit smoking , just put something else in your mouth , like a dick . #GirlCode _TWITTER-ENTITY_
Being asked to prom at work ... ☺ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ #thanks #cantwait
Most awkward hangout .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ we'll make one within yourself and hop to it
My step grandpa just pretended to roll a joint at the dinner table then talk Ina Jamaican accent for the rest of dinner I can't even omg
Ewe they all eating bologna and I'm just over here eating Taco Bell
I literally love my managers so much
Beetlejuice used to be my fucking movie growing up
Hahahaha never even thought about being Catfished until just now
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you do realize you were in Tampa tonight not saint Augustine right ?!
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ i thought me you jake and james ..
Mine and _TWITTER-ENTITY_ night lastnight . Silliest thing ever . We can never speak of it again !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ she has road rage right now
It's a watervliet thing
\I figured I'd just nip it in the butt before it gets worse . Typically they say pregnancy turns into an actual infant . " #Juno "
Someone _TWITTER-ENTITY_ and I both hate thought Pjay was Mexican and called her Olapedro so now that's all I call her
I love some of the talks me and Leah have at werrkkkk ☺️
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ thank god I'm not alone on tht one
When will this kid learn not to sing ?
even the principle asked me why I'm never in my classes .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ haha that's great .
One of the best nights of my life completely blessed beyond words .. love my friends work not so much
Hope everyone see's the hardwork I'm putting in through that snap chat
we had geometry together last year and that was fun we hung out like twice during summer and you dating Jo Jo bear
One tree hill while _TWITTER-ENTITY_ herself . .
\Wait where is he getting drafted to ..? Like Iraq ? " _TWITTER-ENTITY_ "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ lmao send that bitch a essay in mla format with times new roman size 12
56- I haven't seen you in a while ! I'm excited that you're moving back ☺ can't wait to hang out with you this summer
I hope no one shows that picture to Jeremy of the one I put up of him .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I could get really mean right now if I wanted to
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ your funny bitch that's actually #oomf not me
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ it always pops up on my pandora .
Cards against humanity ... I haven't laughed this hard in awhile
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ that may be true but she can lie like no ones business props for turning a negative to a positive
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ face you didn't try to get with me ? lmao . Bye ✌
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ only FUCK BOYS fuck with the polices !!!
Since the parking permit outrage is over , how bout the school lunches ? I feel it's so stupid we have to actually pay for them too
The comedy section in the vine app
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ my other one was better ..
I can't stop Laughing
My mom got me a bottle opener
#YoureMoreAttractiveIf you have an amazing sense of humor .
Emily's mom just seen honey booboos mom
Well I guess that's why I never get sick
That lady thought I was 21
I haven't seen my mom in over a week . She goes \I MISSED YOU " & amp ; tried hugging me . I stood there confused because that's so unlike her . "
My roomate told this kid were gonna make his first \sip " of beer out of a beer bong "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ funny shit
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ haha man the house idk who even lived there haha hotel halfway got deep though haha
132- we have so many hilarious memories and were practically sisters
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ doesnt know how to spell his own name
Ally's dream about me last night
Why do people still hit me up and ask me if I want any reg ?
If you send on every text there's 99% chance I won't respond . I only respond to the 1% cause their hot
#reasonsifailatbeingagirl have you seen how I eat ?
My cat always has to sleep right by me and her head on a pillow and her body under the blanket . #mylilprincess (;
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ happy Father's Day dad I got you the Cheetos you just licked off your fingers
I may die laughing
High schoolers have school tomorrow
Summer on the phone is too funny
Love how the windows in my car are pitch black at night and you can't see in
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ HAHAHAHHAHA WE CANT HELP IT I THINK IT'S A BFF TEXTING HABBIT GURL AM I RIGHTTTTT
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ OMG wow
I love habanero peppers
90 boxes of shipment to out away this morning ?!?! Hahaha
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ they were not happy
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ he prolly laughing right now . I am
Watching Fifth Harmony videos on YouTube makes cleaning your closet fun just FYI ... #ReasonsWhyWeLoveFifthHarmony #fifthharmony
I wish more than anything I could've saved the video _TWITTER-ENTITY_ just sent me .
JJ watt goes hard
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ thank you !!!! Not sure how I feel about the whole emoji tho ?
I find it hilarious that _TWITTER-ENTITY_ had to make a whole new twitter
Jerry springer is making me die
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ as in !!!! LOL and he was really bragging about it
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ it makes me wanna laugh .
If your tweeting and you use the wrong heir , there , or they're " I'm judging you "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ singing to me rn
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Thank you for a prompt answer !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ swear ?
I told him to go pee so he went
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ this Friday it might be Saturday though because ill be loopy all day
I swear everyone likes jimmy more than me
About time somebody did something about her
Will Ferrell as a security guard
If you think bitching and lying is getting you somewhere you got another thing coming
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ your profile pic on vine . #loveyoutoo
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ oh if it was actually a possibility things would be different .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ that doesn't even look like her
Swear no one can take a joke
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ yes ?
This trip just makes me appreciate Denver and the things I do there so much more
But on another note , that waiter looked exactly like my ex boyfriend #ew #whataretheodds
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ ur so stupid
Oh and for the record I'm not tweeting and driving . I'm safely babbling from the passenger seat . Sit back down NSA !
I spy with my little eye .... Something ..... Unoriginal #typical
“ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ : Sometimes I feel like going for a run , then I think , mmm ... donuts sound better ... ” _TWITTER-ENTITY_
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ no no no , it wasn't my fault ! You tried jumping in the car and slammed your head on the side
Faith and I are so mean to each other
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hey you're my only one too . We just sit there and be mean to Cory hahah
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ what would you consider dakas
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ he wasn't even ripped he was a good dancer , that's it
Did I really just find weed stuck onto my jacket
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I know he will
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ sorry brittany .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ oh you like drake ? I was not aware
She has already slept with one of my boyfriends , you could be next . Lmfao . Watch it .
Kaylah's tweet !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ oh believe me
My dog is so fat , that he has to lean up against things and people or he'll fall over .
Nathan : Hey Patti , did you shoot those people from Illinois an email ? Patti : I've wanted to shoot many people , but I never actually have !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Hannah got the ticket not me ✋
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ let me find out you're drinking at 1130 on a school night
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I just want to let you know that you crack me up daily
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ how'd you know ?! lmao
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ no one likes you .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ check your snap chat .. You'll get a kick outta that one
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ why would you post all of these dying
OhMyGod leave me alone dudee
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ something just bit my bingo
Already done with our alg 2 exam five minutes into it ... _TWITTER-ENTITY_
The fact that I am in Lowes ... by myself ... wresting heals
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ rudolph the red nosed reindeer
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ oh my gosh
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ You're what's up
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ I'm loling over here
Bitch you better roll out ' roll out ! I'm not gettin in there Haha
Why did it just now hit me that you're a total asshole
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ omg stop
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ wow you sure are creative
Supposed to be at my dads at 10 and my gmas at 12 I'm still in Farmington #imlate ?
Someone's sassy ...
\ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ : _TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahahaha we're such good people " if that's the adjective you want to use .  "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Hahahaha trueee or well , your mom did !! You just had to go be an aggie !!
\Fuck racism , make mixed babies " "
Seen _TWITTER-ENTITY_ new hair on Instagram , lolol . You have an Afro now !
lemme go die now
The fact that all the EMTs out today are wearing Santa hats
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ it's better don't worry might wanna check on Porkman !!
Talladega Nights is still so funny no matter how many times you watch it
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Yeahhhh .... Haha I may just have to kick you one night while you're sleeping
So if me and all my siblings had 4 kids plus our whole family .... In one house for a get together we'd have 26 people
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ has a little stalker on Instagram ! whack ass girls
My header never gets old .
I'm one ugly kid lol
Lmao . National Orgasm Day is on Hump Day .
Tailor and these vines though
My dad thinks I'm hungover haha like I get hangovers
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ wish you coulda joined it was hilarious
The picture you just tweeted _TWITTER-ENTITY_
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ everyone is over & amp ; we were playing would you rather & amp ; I heard about the toe nail story #ImDead
Obviously didn't get blocked
Eileen just picked me up in a towel
My roommates are bitches _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_
My car is nicer then my moms Jk that's actually just not even okay ..
Fuck man I watched Vines for so long I lost track of time but _TWITTER-ENTITY_ is hilarious
“ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ : I hate driving through Pulaski at this time of night . it's so dead it's pitiful” it's like that during the day too
I swear I'm crazy sometimes
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ keirol you are crazyyyyy
Me and Marissa have wayyyyy too much fun together
Stephen only has 26 tweets and he's had a twitter for over a year and a half
Dad : that'd be a great one if miley was on a wrecking ball float and stopped in front of macys ... Classic
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ oh Jesus ..
White Chicks #FunnyMovieTime
Lets see how lol it takes for him to see these tweets . even tho he's right next to me
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Glad you clarified ..
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ HAHAHA I see what you did there
Chris Keller is so funny
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ snow mans
Haha I told this girl I was going to stick a banana up her butt hole .
Everything actually went according to plan
This person just drove from Super 1 all the way to the Verizon store in the shoulder thinking it was a lane #dumb #Arkansasplates
\Come to Payne's world it's a fairy tale " -lilwayne "
Why can't we be friendssss
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ this just made me think of \WHERE'S ALEX !? " Lolol "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I know what you mean girl .
My professor just said and I quote \If you see a girl twerking , which end do you talk to ? " "
don't think my math teacher has missed my sassy ass these past two days be ready
college lifestyle . _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_
Everyone's so confused because I said I'm the only one who noticed the date today .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ lol this is hilarious
“ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ : Don't be scared to be a bitch . Stand up for yourself . ” _TWITTER-ENTITY_ this reminded me of you .
“ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ : I always knew I was gonna have an obsessed stalker but I thought it was gonna be way cooler . ”
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ it was sooo funny when you realized who I was
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I know I should have but it was the funniest thing I had ever seen
Ridiculousness with Brady and Kenny
I feel weird walking alone downtown to my interview right now
\Waffle House pancakes are good . " - _TWITTER-ENTITY_ . . . _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ ehhhhhh lol that's debatable
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ why ?! y'all freaking let him live there ?!
Maeson's dad right now & gt ; & gt ; & gt ;
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ like screw them and all their happiness
Quit getting so personal _TWITTER-ENTITY_
Just ate it on the stairs with _TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahahaha
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ sometimes _TWITTER-ENTITY_ makes me cry
The phone conversation _TWITTER-ENTITY_ and I had on our drives today > & gt ; & gt ; & gt ; #thebest #itneedstohappen
Hahah I think I broke my phone
this kid keeps turning the projector off with his phone in the middle of this video and the teacher is so damn confused and annoyed
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ move bitch get out the way
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ ohh jeez
Kels : Sarah , meet my friendJeff : Hi , I'm JeffMe : I feel like I've met you before Jeff . Oh wait , maybe I just watch your vines all the time
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ lmao there you go now it won't bother me
Hendo is still as clever as I remember him
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I bet she is !
Please explain how I fall under the category of dick ? #becauseiwassomean
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ shit . I got both my tattoos in someone's house I got lucky ig
My 7 year old cousin is trying to tell me the iPad is better than the gameboy . Sorry but no
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ oh no your picture ❤ love it
i love that little dumb ass squirel on ice age
I thought girls were supposed to be too \embarrassed " to eat in front of a guy .... not today LMAO✌️ "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ don't gain too much , we won't recognize you . I miss yewww my fav homo battle buddy
Too many cats
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I can see that
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahahaha you are actually so stupid what happened to \God loves all his children " ? Know what you preach "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ i was just at a haunted house and it made methink ab last year when i had to leave the haunted house cause u were crying
I literally have my own room at toris
ITS HALF ALIVE
I'm laughing at all the steelers fans
Hannah thought Vanilla Ice was black ! #Loser !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ i laughed so hard
, he obviously has bad taste .
My dog winks lol #notkidding
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ my name
The only picture that I have of hunter and I is us kissing and I don't think his gf would like it if I posted that
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ that was one if the funniest moments
I always dance to call me maybe when it comes on .
\Anna you're like a fun size candy bar " " I'm not dark chocolate !!! " _TWITTER-ENTITY_ "
stop being inappropriate
Question of the day , who in my house recorded a Cinderella Story . It wasn't me , that leaves either my little brother or my mom
Just looked thru my phone and was wondering why I called ironwood last night then I remembered _TWITTER-ENTITY_ left her keys there
I joke I joke I kid i kid !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you can do it , don't give up
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ the feeling is mutual .
HES LIKE AN ANGRY WALRUS
Sing it girl .
When people _TWITTER-ENTITY_ somebody on that persons picture on instagram hahah like you know you don't have to do that right ?
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ DUDE WHEN THEY BROKE UP I HAD A BREAKDOWN I COULDNT DO IT ANYMORE . BUT AT THE SAME TIME I WATCHED IT SOOOO MANY TIMES DUDE
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ their children probably came out of the womb laughing
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I was just thinking that same exact thing ! I think we floored _TWITTER-ENTITY_ with those conversation topics last night
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ DESPERATE
Actually that's the story of jackass
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ and I are being harassed by a bunch of 4 year olds
Bentley just said gosh dude #SOcute ❤
Another upcoming Christmas to spend single that's cool . I've got next year
I think I just made new friends by accidentally being added into a group message with people I don't know
Crying in your face right now I can't hahaha
woke up at 4am to someone spooning with me and felt a tap on my shoulder then a \where am I ? " ... _TWITTER-ENTITY_ "
Just blew up Sierra's phone she's definitely gonna hate me when she wakes up
\I hope we have a tornado ! " Wtf Kaitlyn "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I know
He don't got shit to say to me cause I'm not listening lol
I really just got prank called
This tweet I just read !! & gt ; & gt ; & gt ; #lol #GetOutOfHere
LOL at that new Zesty Italian Salad Dressing commercial I just saw !
I just drove the impala to 7/11 and my uncles I felt on top of the world
Guy code is so on point right now
Just saw Sharkeshia on our biology video
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ haha wait I didn't even realize that . That's hilarious
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ But I'm glad I didn't lol
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ that's a winning tweet
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ is high rn
Quick run to cvs with the homie to grab ketchup for this fine grub
My history teacher was talking about some country setting fires to fields and all I could think was I set fireeee to the raiiinnn
I wanna run for homecoming ! _TWITTER-ENTITY_ VOTE FOR ME AHAHAHAHAHA
Always knew russell Wilson was better than rg3 no one believed me last year
Kaley is like the sister I never wanted .
she sounds just like me
I bet I know what your doing
Old Greg is the most strangely hilarious ever
If you're in walgreens .. I'm sorry
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ it's not ...... we do it every class but you just caught us at a bad time
Brooke's gonna be in a fashion show at cincy state .. She's their star performer
I have the best snapchat convos tbh
Hahahahah the rough life of _TWITTER-ENTITY_
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I didn't even hv to look it it ! It was on wanelo
“ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ : My boyfriend isn't allowed to go to the Zoo without me , he might see all his ex's there ... ”
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahaha jeez that must of been a rough game of knee hockey .. never got to ask who won ? You or _TWITTER-ENTITY_
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ lmao I can't do this
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ you were the one that said it , why would I pay you ?
I swear _TWITTER-ENTITY_ is the only person that I text
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahahahah it's off that song you showed me
Flip , Flip Twerk _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ We are doing so well
Trash . Trash everywhere .
People need to get outta my business✋
\oh ya know we just cod ed it up . " - Eli beard . _TWITTER-ENTITY_ "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ it'll happen I mean look what they did to papyrus and comic sans
I just woke up and stretched out and my leg shook like a dogs
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I just though it was funny
that argument between _TWITTER-ENTITY_ and _TWITTER-ENTITY_ tho
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ there can only be one
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ are you sure it's not from the rest of your girls
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ 2.5 hours last week
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ huh . Well I am sorry your taste buds are wrong
What is class anyways ?
\You don't have to call me sir . It's like putting an elevator in an outhouse where it doesn't belong . " -Taylor "
The internship is such a funny movie
Ok I know it's December , but how ridiculous is Easter for real ? \Jesus has risen ! " " Omg , get a rabbit !! Hide the eggs ! " #fourAMthoughts "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahaha omg
if you ask Cowen what he's doing and he knows he shouldn't be doing it , his answer will be o no no ! " "
Despicable 2 was everything I wanted it to be
Lol he thinks my twitter rampages are funny
I only know 5 freshman going to CCHS and probably only 2 are going to speak to me
That awkward moment when the cop T the base thought _TWITTER-ENTITY_ was a guy ...
“ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ : _TWITTER-ENTITY_ I know . I like how we told him that and he was like that's what I was going for . ” Yess
I love ruining things for you
Ryan's ADHD and alcohol don't mix well , he goes from crazy to fucking insane
The funniest shit is when you see people taking snapchat pictures
Awk ... Would that make 2 tonight ?
just designed my like dream class ring & amp ; it's $1251.98 , joy
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ yes I will !! Seriously love that move sully was a butthead during that time ...
Me & amp ; & amp ; & amp ; Terralneka going to get the juice
Braden's stupid little game right now is killin me
my mom's face when I told her I'm quitting school was priceless . as if I'd actually quit school .
The closet thing to a good morning text that you'll get from me is at 3 o'clock in the morning
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I swear to god you have a doppelgänger !! I yelled your name and this girl turns around like wtf I'm not Danielle lmao
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ oh perfffff hahahaha
\Why do you always listen to music , you're like ruining our friendship " #uhhwhat ? ✋ "
“ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ : I hate when people say Brb dying like if you're dieing you will not be right back . ” dying *
no more motorcycles for me !
Everytime Now or Never from HSM3 comes on Pandora I feel unstoppable
This kids profile picture on Facebook OMG I'm dead I kinda wanna screenshot it and tweet it lmao
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ we must ride quads soon !! I miss that !! #scotty
My boyfriend calls me a vampire because I'm awake when he falls asleep and still awake when he wakes up for school .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I'm pretty sure we were just stalking each other at the same time .
I die every time I watch dd .
Currently creeping on random people's pages
Now I'm PISSEDDDD . All of kaykay & amp ; I's hard shopping didn't pay off . R.i.p dotty
Cait , you like the dark chocolate\ - _TWITTER-ENTITY_ "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ no , but I guess it could be .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ I always miss it .
Called Grandma and said I was coming over cause i missed her and she goes ok but don't bring Nicole im in my pajamas but i miss nicole
My dads doctors love him
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ be a hoe #justkidding
Holy shit so far on my picks this week I am 3-8-1
* Hanna send me a nice video *I sent back a video of me and Jakk dancing to sexy and I know it well we know who the weird friend is
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I CANT WAIT TO SHOW HER TOMORROW
Every single one of my passwords are password so ill never forget
Gotcha on that one
yeah you're really mature . go tweet about me that's awesome
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ COME GET ME .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ baddest bitch around
Someone call me and ill sing to you
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I saw you run I was like
My boobs get in the way of my awesome snap chats
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ it's exclusive
That group chat full of 30 people just made everyone hate each other
I literally just laughed for like a half hour straight
She said go to Mickey D's
badger is the biggest dumb ass .
Christmas zombie movie to get me into the Christmas spirit
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I miss you
Bitched be like , I love you . But putting her ring back on to go home .
Took the car for a lil ride * look over * my aunt cracked a beer then ask if I want some .. Dead !
I cried 7 times during that movie
\Dat gurl got a demon in her " " SCREW YOU " " but it's tru " "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Oops my bad
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ ha hahahah honestly I probably would
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you're the best Levi
TOATS MY GOATS LOL
The line Will Ferrell says to Sheila in The Other Guys \I'm gonna break your hip " keeps replaying in my head as I'm watching this movie "
Back when _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ and I would try to get in Twitter jail every night > & gt ;
Hahaha my inability to act like a decent human being is at an all time low right now
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Always a picture or something
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ we will tear you to shreds dude .
\They want you to go to the game with them cause you're black , you're their protection " yeah right dad "
My grandpa got confused and gave my grandma an Easter stuffed animal instead of valentines they're so precious
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ our families are so similar
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahaha I slept off and on and now I can't sleep even though I'm like dead
Remember that one time I forked _TWITTER-ENTITY_ yard and ate off the same forks at thanksgiving dinner . _TWITTER-ENTITY_ gave away my secret
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ they're the best !!
Anchorman 2 is the funniest movie I've ever seen .
Everyone just loves my sloppy seconds
Lol my dad's pissed . My moms school district is two hours late but his isn't .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I mean after you ran a couple laps
\Mary Elizabeth why are you trying to EAT Christmas ?! " #perks "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I can smell it from out here
I was sitting on my slide and my mom was looking for me ...... outside
Brayden and Zaine are so scared to watch evil dead .
At some crazy old woman's house with Joseph while he puts up fans for her nbd
I'm sorry but your like 10 ?.. and you smoke weed and fuck like it's no big deal . You'll feel like trash in 10years . #JustWait
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ for real I'm bout to check tomorrow
I'm dying rn can it be Friday yet ?
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahah this is like me at graduation last year !!
I'm laughing so hard at this right now
If people don't know Rashawn , Chris , and me . They would think we all hate each other hahaha
Just kicked _TWITTER-ENTITY_ butt at Madden !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ good luck
Ohhhhhh daaarnnn what will I ever doo
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ OMG Tyler
adam devine just now . #dead
E Vink and I are laughing way too hard about Ms. Arakelian's obsession with the didache books
We lost 2 consecutive games just gotta get better heck the lakers can barely win 2 consecutive games
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ yeah yeah
Hey can we waller around tonight ? _TWITTER-ENTITY_
Idk I Might Get # 0 Fuck Jeremiah
King of Queens kush ball episode is hilarious
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ like when we were at moes , and I stared at the sign to long !!
I hate being a girl and having those moments when you just cry and wanna punch something for now reason . #crazytweet
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ doesn't help I walked in front of it
\I just wanted iced coffee ... So give me $$ so I can go schmoke some marijuana right now " _TWITTER-ENTITY_ casual convo at my house "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ bro come to the Morris civic in south bend I promise u make a fat check
I really do hate my choice in friends
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Sam I made dinner last night an my family loved it
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ yeah fool I'll pick you up
Did anyone else forget to change their clocks !? I looked at the one in my room and was sad , then looked at my phone and said TURN UP
I can answer that . Yes .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahaha that was more than likely my dad
we have no where 2 stay
You say you hate him so much and you're just like him okay .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I'm like half asleep boob I'm not answering FaceTime
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ !!! corys rules man ! Lmao . but it was fuckin rude bc they said hello and he didnt reply . So i was pissed
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ lol it's all good . everyone's a freak , but you actually voice it out
Laughing out loud zebras ...
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ oh you know
Jack is legitimately pissed off because i pulled his leg hair because he was ignoring me
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I'm just sad I didn't get to see it
#backin7thgrade I had one of the dumbest teachers . anyone could trick him .
Screen shots are gonna be the death of me
I don't even go there anymore but I'm so happy _TWITTER-ENTITY_ won Prince
just went through my pictures and found that _TWITTER-ENTITY_ took some pretty hot selfies
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I already got my man
Omg girl code is great . Not helping the paper writing but it's greeeeat
people are always saying 
 hour phone convo with the bestfriend " when Marah and I literally talk for 6 hours sometimes . "
Ahhhhhhh when someone can say then on twitter but not text you back you know you gettin ignored faaaaacck
Skylar- just keep scrolling . My mother- just keep scrotum ?
S/O to _TWITTER-ENTITY_ for helping with the dishes at work before I died of exhaustion . #lolol
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I've been waiting for this day to come . Haven't bought anything for two weeks !
s/o to the chick that just told off Dominic in the lunchroom
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ you guys are so weird
Oh my god am I the only one enjoying this
Now a days it feels like I have no life .... Seriously all I do is sit at home and watch movies with my dad
There is an 88 year old woman going on this roller coaster , I hope I can do that when I'm old . #propstoyoulady
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ oh yeah haha I was like where in the world is it 4am
Wow I don't think you could be anymore fake
Renting a buggati for prom any way
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I think the only thing they like is all the dicks up their asses
I seriously crack myself up at the things I say #dying
Good timing not
its funny though because ive seen four people use the picture i tweeted and i only got one text
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Hahaha no
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ oh ok . So it teaches you to steal cars ? That's relevant for sure
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ it didn't last long lmao
Worst mistake of my life was dating you
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ Mckayla we aren't friends
let's leave now _TWITTER-ENTITY_
Lol you're actually a dumbass if you think that's a good decision .
I look like complete shit buuuut , I'm still snap chatting away . #sorrynotsorry
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ she's been sitting on my shoulders like a damn bird
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ coach
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ whatever bish
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ well yeah I know ! Hahaha
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ that bird faced freak needs to bring me my food before he gets slammed
These 2 boys on my bus are telling each other about their relationships & amp ; are like venting to eachother
I told a 5yr old I loved him and Linz turns and says \SARAH ! You're not supposed to say that until you're 20 " #bestever "
Lmao not really but , okaay you keep talking that shit . Cause you'll be eating real soon .
The tweeting girl from last night is all over google
My name is Clint Eastwood
\I'm just too glam to give a damn ! " _TWITTER-ENTITY_ "
Christan just told me he's an illegal immigrant
Haha some of the things you tweet _TWITTER-ENTITY_
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ your daughter it was Brett
Today was my day off .... ended up working 10 hours . #nolife
I love how teachers bitch at every other kid but when I'm doing the same thing they don't say anythin because they know idgaf . Ha
\ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ : Omg . These subtweets are to obvious . ""
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ it just kinda fell off in the shower
Mom said I hate when I put something up and can't remember where I put it . I said the side effects of marijuana lol
Sam just said she feels like jasmine tonight As in the Disney character and the way she looks #ShesNotArabian
\Put the belt on Bitch " said by my mom just now #shitmymomsays "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ like 30 mins ago
Lol good one
Hahah I wonder what Kaits gonna say when she wakes up and sees all the messages I just sent her
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ same here , we still wear them tho
Allison just snap chatted a video of me twerking to her mom
\ Do you want me to buy a track phone so I can only talk to you ? " "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I'm so serious
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ lmao I gtg to aroogas talk to y'all later
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ dude . Do you remember shake it ? Lmfao
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I would if I didn't have -6 in my bank account
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahaha but so funny
Oh my god _TWITTER-ENTITY_ were hilarious
working out and knowing we're planning on a YEH ! Trip after is just silly . #ohwell
S/o to the girl in a box scaring everyone as they walk by
Only smaegs and I ... only us _TWITTER-ENTITY_
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I'm seeing so much stuff on my TL about your feet !
TURN DOWN FOR WHAT ! Me & amp ; _TWITTER-ENTITY_ definitely have gambling issues
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I always do that
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ OMG I forgot about that
I apologize to everyone getting my ugly snapchats .
Can't take this story about the rams wanting Brett Favre to play QB seriously .... If it had happened it would have been hilarious though
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ because we're soulmates . Really though I'm so scared .
Wait how am I drunk already
Talking about tattoos in front of my older relatives & gt ; & gt ; & gt ; & gt ;
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I am a sent from heaven !! ☺☺
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ sorry i didnt mean to do that my phone was in my back pocket & amp ; yeaah
That picture described my life . #overwhelmed
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ all my shit is going to be on the front yard when I get home & amp ; he's gonna be flipping thru the channels in my bed feet up
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ does Santa know you like dick ?
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ that night was too fun
Gonna attempt to get out of the house tomorrow and have a goodnight . No matter how much pain I'm in
I'm about to pee myself
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ LOL you look like such an idiot 4 catches 8 yards wow way to show up man ! _TWITTER-ENTITY_ was easily the better reciever
Lol it's probably about someone else
Me and Meghan are on the way home for 2 minutes and we're already lost ... typical .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahahahah please find out where you got that
My bus driver yelled at someone else for having their music to loud when it was really mine .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahahaha I just died reading this
It'll never be the same again hah
I fell asleep on everyone I was texting last night .. Woke back up then fell asleep again
Wow , I seriously spilled sauce all over my phone tonight ... _TWITTER-ENTITY_
If u would look at all my tweets
Why cooper push buhl ?
\I've gotta get back in the anal game ""
When _TWITTER-ENTITY_ freaked tf out and screamed when a yellow jeep waved at her > & gt ;
I remember being a kid thinking if I ate skittles I could poop the rainbow
Being a bird ain't a hobby !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ what ? No way ! Haha I forgot we did turners for a second , cause I was like \how does she know where I live ? " "
I'd trust you with my life . And by that I mean to not kill me .
Go with her . ☺
\Who would go to silver creek , stupid heads . " Mrs silva "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I have this one !!! I stole it too
These pick up lines this kid is sending me are stupid af
Red in the head fire in the bed
Lollol that's embarrassing . You want your momma to see that ? gross
My brother got pulled over right I front of the house !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ dying from laughter
Second fucking time i almost twisted my ankle in the past 2 days on the SAME road ... i need to watch myself
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ ✋ I can't
I'm literally tangled up in my blankets , must've had a wild night
Hot dogs or legs cracks me up
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ lmao I'm in tears
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ is still at my house .
Debating or whether you're hot or ugly
Oh wait ... #awk
Lol at the fact I was in such a different spot over thanksgiving break last yearcrazy how things change
lololol who am I kidding . No one ever texts me anyway
Good thing I'm not in Anatomy
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I think he was really enjoying himself
The Eagles and Lions are playing in a blizzard
Lololololololololol UT . #Vandy
This day last year , I was getting pregnant
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ lololol
Ellen kills me
She put on a diaper
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I just had to take a Selfie w him
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you sure did
You're so full of yourself
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ you guys are funny as shit
Can I have normal parents like why are they so European #dying
It's funny how a guy is so concerned about his girlfriend , but in reality she's fucking someone else and not paying him attention .
These girls talking about their college plans in front of me .... you think you know but you have nooooo idea .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ : The fact my boyfriend thinks I'm gonna run tonight ...
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ haha you freak they aren't that funny !
I'm dead by your my story . _TWITTER-ENTITY_
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I died . Happy New Year , love . I hope it's great .
The moment you realize you learn more in quiz up then you do in school
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I find it hilarious
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I'm good at that
Would have been better off going into OT , Saban your kicker couldn't even make a normal range field goal !
\Eff this . Let's go get coffee and cookies . " - mom "
I Love Talking To Coedy . ❤
Got 20 hours of free work just by signing a paper
THEY'RE LESBIANS LOLOL _TWITTER-ENTITY_
You have got to be kidding me
Happy turkey day _TWITTER-ENTITY_
Didn't know what to put for my selfie so I just put an R .
“ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ : how is calling someone ugly even an insult anymore like bitch i might be”
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ YOU ARE SO WELCOME
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ oh ........ LOL
We know what y'all did
Caelon just completely fell out the car trying to get in , I'm NO good !!!
jake sent me a mirror selfie
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ wonder what #twitterlessdavid got
LMFAO WHEN I THREATEN BY _TWITTER-ENTITY_ HER BOY SHE GOES ALLAHAMI ARE FRIENDSHIP IS OVER IF YOU DO IT
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ i think i know who you're talking about
Mom is sitting over here preaching about how I drive my car too much . Isn't that what they're made for ??
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahaahaha I thought it was jenelles !!!!
Coworker calls to ask me if i can come in .. first thing she asks is ' are you sober ' they know me to well ✌
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ The fact that you just called yourself a slut blows my mind
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I'm done !!!!! ✋
We would break the fence ⚽
Don't tell me who you do and don't associate with then your with the \DON'T " the next day ! #movearound "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ haha as long as you watch Saturday Night Live with me !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ be crackin ' me up man
Can you not
Now Laffy Taffy , keep it coming Pandora
It's been how many years since this shit with Abby narchy " and she wants to spend $100 on me hahahaha thanks for the love "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ true that . Tonight was pretty fun no lie .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ lol ! I'm not either but it looks good on records and stuff ! Lol
All I can hear right now is a few little kids singing as loud as they possibly can
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ it's all good
This conversation is killing me
I was told by twitter Im being too aggressive .
my moms 15 pound cat is sitting on , ripping & amp ; biting my sisters daily for star & amp ; I'm not gonna stop her my sisters fault it's not put away
\I'd like some boneless wings . Hold the chicken . " "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ just asked me why they were \Columbineing " the field behind my house ! #poorlinda "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ asked Kristin if she was you today at roosters ... fail
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ no I was a big fake
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I love you ! Haha you crack me up !
Don't tell me to take a joke when you can't even recognize one .
My sister can't tell a story for shiiiiiit
As we pull away my grandma shouts to my grandpa \TELL THE DOGS I WILL BE HOME SOON TO GIVE THEM DAILY ICE CREAM " "
\ Is there no privacy at school I mean what the hell !? " Wise words of Ana after telling her about what happened at school "
I wanna make a Spanish girl say \ohhhh papi ! " #WishfulThinking lmao "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ ya , that's what I said .. That's why I thought it was funny !
I told my sister my butt got a little crispy while tanning and she told me she would rub noxzema on it .. thanks but no thanks _TWITTER-ENTITY_
Fuckers are drunk as titties out there
greatest thing I've heard all night
Obviously _TWITTER-ENTITY_ ' s cat is havin issues right now
I just found Reece's sock from forever ago when I went barefoot all day ..
First period just put me in a fantastic mood
Lol that's what you get for being a whore . ✌
wish it was how it use to be .. poopy .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ oh gee thanks
My earrings look so small in his big ugly ears
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I've never said that
ELF ! I've been waiting all year for this ⛄️❄️
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ for the sins of the weekend
This guy has a one direction ringtone in the nail place .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I see just fine
I love when you can see a persons snapchat bestfriends cause you can see what trashy girls a guy is snap chatting and call them out
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ come to my neighborhood
Family Guy is seriously too much
I'd be having all of them laugh at your ugly ass ✋✋
Chris brown's drunk ass !
If y'all could see my draft box , all hell would break loose
The story I just told to Austin . Omg hahahahah #truethro
That was classic .
Danny really had nothing better to do
Enjoy your home cooked thanksgiving meals , cause we're going to Outback
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ lol OMG I'm dying
Dakota is gonna kill me eventually
Just remember .. Body shots last night lmfao _TWITTER-ENTITY_
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ and then there's me . I tend to pass out in the middle of our conversations
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ oh yeah ! It making my eye sight blurry
Twitter fights > & gt ;
I laugh every time I see that Molly commercial for the news
Miah does nothing but sleep all day on Saturdays
Your liver needs a break
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ they don't call me underage paige for no reason ! miss you girl hahahah
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ your dinosaur phone
exactly . she hates me anyways
“ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ : When it's hot out , I always feel like I'm gonna peel over from being so damn hot . ” #dying
All the \gangsters " in newton falls ... I can't "
Opp made brownies though , I'm about to be the happiest girl in slippery rock I'm not even ashamed .
Seeing the look on his face when k-state scores ! #priceless
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ was not ! I was looking at your jeans .
sorry hun he wasn't talking about you .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ did you seriously get that ?
Today was so painful
Snakes should definitely be able to get stoned lmaomy baby girl needs a chill pill right now
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ i give you you'r weather
Dad : what's tweeting Mom : it's a vulgar thing they do with there butt , like Miley Cyrus .
my next goal is to learn how to ' contour ' my face . ... its like super confusing to even think about though
What was the point to Brady's story ? Who cares it was funny though .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ oh & amp ; hey you think we will have to go through a metal detector for our jewelry ? I REFUSE to take out my belly button ring !!!
That's your fault idiot ....
I'd _TWITTER-ENTITY_ you if I wanted to
That was hilarious
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I'm commentating these wellness presentations
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahahahahahahahahahaha the fact that some dish person replied to this & gt ; & gt ; & gt ; & gt ; & gt ; & gt ;
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ haha I'm done
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ dw that's something I would do , I'm rolling on my floor singing rolling in the deep from boredness if that makes you feel better
The conversations I have with _TWITTER-ENTITY_ & gt ; & gt ; & gt ; #BffStatus
well this is awkward
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ is the most gullible person I've ever met in my life
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ i saw that when you walked in
Dude is tripping I didn't know there was a such thing called friends
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ road rage is hilarious . #whatislife
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I know
Letting mom pick out her glow & amp ; the dark stuff for the blackout pep rally tomorrow is like watching a kid in the candy store .
real funny #slut
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you better see can you catch that nut , shit !!!
I wish I could videotape David's whole life because he's so GD funny/weird
“ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ : Welcome to Pickens where students act hippie and want to live life w/ happiness but yet are the drama makers . Okaaaay . ”
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahahaha I know please . #killyourself
There is seriously something wrong with my back and neck I feel like I should go to my back doctor but I hate going because hes an old guy
Jay Leno is my favorite .
My dads wife thinks I don't understand her sexual jokes
Flip some dude off driving today and he tried to throw a water bottle out his window to hit my car
It's funny when you're not even at the high school and people STILL talk shit about you . Glad you're thinking about me .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ well since you put it that way , I couldn't agree more .
White baby for sale ! _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you showed it last night ! But really though when are WE doing drinks
My buck got more likes than your selfies
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ ight Boo make sure to wear that hair natural
Casey just txted me and said \you're so mean " & amp ; he said because I don't wanna have a double date "
8.6 pounds 20inches know wonder I was so huge
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ oh yess hahah .
The freak in the breakfast club > & gt ;
I wanna say something so bad
Watching the power puff girls
he girl that got hit by a tire iron " _TWITTER-ENTITY_ "
I can tell tonight is definitely going to be interesting !
\I think I have a better attitude because I'm so poor " _TWITTER-ENTITY_ "
You acted like I gave a shit if you laughed at me
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ someone's gotta
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I'm about even , they're funny as hell tho forsure
Rocked the vocal music midterms #sofunny
you make my day so much better
Twitter is hella alive tonight
I'm gonna be that bitch junior that everyone hates . And I'm kind of excited .. #WatchOut
Remember when Emily tried to tag me and Kenzie in a tweet and it was completely different people
Daniel Tosh is such an asshole but he's so funny
People be so thirsty to fit in and just to say they got it
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ lmao I will when I get home
When I look back at the last few years of my life , I literally laugh out loud . Like .. who was I ?
I'm so excited to see frozen
Some peoples names stun me honestly
I have to learn an entire song on piano by 5:45 tonight #killme
Why did Riley just twerk me
Totally just found out what that was about
Stoned family game night
All I can say is damn , you look stupid !!
Mystery mouth Monday _TWITTER-ENTITY_
When people think they're intimidating & gt ; & gt ;
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ has such a beautiful voice , I just can't
That is a GREAT idea _TWITTER-ENTITY_
Every time I'm happy gravity bring me down #joke
I just found out Nick Foles could throw 50 picks in a row and still have a better QBR than Geno Smith
That I have a Soccer game tomorrow is so exciting to say !!!!!
And by the way it looks , I'm still gunna be single
I have a video of me trying to teach Tanner how to twerk on my phone .
B-b-b-b-BUSTEDDDDDD ! Hahahahahah my life = made .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Hahahaha if you still have that ticket I want to be there when you give it to someone lmao
The gym is the WORST place to meet guys . Trust me . Especially in the sauna/hottub !! _TWITTER-ENTITY_ can testify to this
Tyler the Creator kills me
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ that's what you need to do everyday , when I stop kick me in the butt like that so I keep going
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ do . It . Now
OMG my aunt right now is too much
Loved babysitting last night but definatly glad I could give them back hahahah
sugar with my suga
Joey and Tyler right now & gt ; & gt ;
Lindsey paid for a free water at McDonald's
why is everything so funny today
i totally wouldn't be able to tell someone i was arrested for cock fighting with a straight face .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ oh god
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ yea knowing us , lets call ally and we'll see if we eat it all
Except the trees like 4.5 -5ft and I don't want to carry it up the stairs #lazylife
you get mad so easy . funny how you make everybody else upset but if someone does something so little to them , they won't talk to you .
I already told Jaycee I volunteer as tribute but I think it would be a little awk now .....
Sheldon may have had to much wine ....
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ HAHAHAHAHA I love izzy .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ TIM STOP
My mom just said wayhoooe to the cashier at target oh my
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ kitty cat don't like that .
Get it Gus get it
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahaha shits for the birds we're so bad for Eachother
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ then just don't show up
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ \can we just take a picture with it ?... but the lighting is better outside " "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ HEY ! you two are blowin up my feed
My 70 year old grandmother is learning how to text !
Masey my 2 year old sister : \I like your shoes , they're pretty nice " "
Haha DISCLAIMER everyone ignore my last tweet ..... thanks _TWITTER-ENTITY_
Morgan has carpet burns on her forehead
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you're obviously not right in the head
The AT & T commercials get me every time
My sisters old YouTube videos with my brother are about some of the funniest things I've ever seen before
I love _TWITTER-ENTITY_ bloopers , just as good as #TheOffice it self !
This dog is barking at the waves !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ why am I not surprised ?
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ I never thought of it
Wish I was still in provi .. Best 20 min of my weekend .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I messed Colin up tho
The way that guy cried .... My dad and me rewinded it because we thought it was creepy haha . ✌️
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Amber has scratches and bruises on her back and I have them on my arm . But other than that we're fine . We came out laughing
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ is the only person I know that made her phone a worse speller then she is .... #autocorrectisyourworstnightmare .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you don't like Reed ?
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ 8th jump street get it uncle Jeff ? ....
Wrestled my dad today #ouch
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Will you deliver❓
I swear Jordan funniest dude I know
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I just watched your \what's up my nigga " video so many times "
When people literally look lost , from how complex the shit they're working on is #metoo
So how was everyone's day .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ I know I've been in your house with Erika in like 6 grade
\Please just tell me you love me and I'll go to bed " _TWITTER-ENTITY_ "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ soooo true ! I just used the last one !!! My mom just wants all your shit !!
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ only will
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ lol I just saw that ... so weird
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ lmfao ik . he'd be like so even I get to hit it ? ✋
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ cookies ? Exercise ?.... Coooookies ...
I love keeping my brights on going down my driveway just to piss my neighbors off . that's what they get for building their house next to it
\They're going to rue the day " - _TWITTER-ENTITY_ to 7 Eleven for not having his fave Cajun trail mix "
People staring at me like this is a walk of shame
\I find procrastination is the most efficient way of doing something " "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ God you guys are confusing
Sitting in class and remembering \holy shit there's a bike " _TWITTER-ENTITY_ "
Meh and _TWITTER-ENTITY_ are 2 for 2 now !
I literally feel bad for any girl that tries to fight Michelle , I wouldn't fuck with her
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ my fault
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I laugh at you !
Too scared to snap chat anyone because I know they don't answer me
She only with him for his money .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ we should get allie
So _TWITTER-ENTITY_ is letting me use her radar detector for my drive home .. I left 10 minutes ago and have gotten scared like 5 times
Fuck left my my charger and I'm at 20% oh well though I have no one to text anyways
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ LMFAO I forgot all about that !!
The fact that Sarah thinks im covering for her & gt ; & gt ; & gt ; #dying
Guys , I have haters I would like to thank my friends for making me so unlikable enough to have haters
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ love you too ❤ #NoHomo
\ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ : Safe to say _TWITTER-ENTITY_ won that one ... I'm still laughing at the ignorance hahahaha lololololol " if they only knew "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ but you're the biggest whore in there Brooker the hooker #kidding
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ oh my I used to be obsessed can't believe you remember
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ as I sit here and eat candy #badhabbit
OMG WTF ARE YOU WEARING
Stephen has more shoes than I do .
suck and say it
danielles netflix account has been in use alll day , thanks girl _TWITTER-ENTITY_
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ wait til you meet her for my wedding !. With the way things are going she's probably not going to show up .
Here comes the boom is on
When _TWITTER-ENTITY_ has to cut gum off my foot
Remembering _TWITTER-ENTITY_ and _TWITTER-ENTITY_ forgot my apt has 5 bathrooms this weekend ... or grandma bladders
I like when you record your snap chats rather than pics more videos please it's too funny
This movie I'm watching right now called The Reaper was on when I lost my virginity . #Memories
I eat mcdonalds as the boys workout
I'm so bored I'm bouta play just dance by myself
Rachel has no clue I'm making these vines of her
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Hahahah , oh stop ☺ & amp ; I forgot about that ! YOU'RE SO HIPPIE YOU DIDN'T EVEN KNOW You actually thought it was wild birds Haha
Snapchat cracks me up
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ dying . Ok I take everything I just said back
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ that'd be to funny . I'm excited to go
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ literally dying #toofunny
Hahahahaha #ExBoyfriendProbs _TWITTER-ENTITY_
Almost busted my shit this morning I can be such a clutz I swear
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you think I will dislike that ?
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ maybe if you had friends
I only have seven slides for my presentation
Lol I'm eating pretzels in class and I feel like I'm really loud .....
Lol she can't even get a star when Lassie and the Rugrats have one just dying
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ pay someone to bring you food !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahahaha oh em gee . #canthelpit #sosexy
Dora just called me high as shit
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ yep !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ get out . haha I got you .
S/O to _TWITTER-ENTITY_ you're gorgeous and so funny in English
She dedass pulled up next to me walking dumb fast
Hahaha they're the same age
Just because you CAN post an \Instagram straight flexin " picture doesn't mean you SHOULD "
I spent the summer of 2013 shot . I don't even remember most of it
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ well go ahead & amp ; slide into my inbox then
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ i swear for the stuff i couldn't read i just wrote something that was close to it
Let The Trash Talk Begin
Jared did not just say that
I've been eating ramen every night for about the past 2 weeks ..
This freshman baseball group chat though & gt ; & gt ; & gt ;
So ready to see _TWITTER-ENTITY_
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ is about to experience the drunk bus for the first time
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ um fuck you
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ it's true
I wish I could tweet some of the shit _TWITTER-ENTITY_ and I text #hahahah
Mr bucatta said he drools when he has a skull pop because it's so big
Of course you will
Just remembered _TWITTER-ENTITY_ went to hold my hand on accident last night & amp ; not Sam
Sorry but u don't speak stupid ! Ha
They suck at stacking toilet paper .. #1DDayLive
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ well I just died
This is the biggest stoner song haha
Yeah i miss my girlfriend when she leaves ... oh wait she doesn't exsist
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I mean I could probably get some socks
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ it's funny because she fits in your dress
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ same here . Like ramen I'm so healthy
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ no way .
Girls kill me when they know a dude is a deadbeat , yet they still have a kid w/ him because \he's gonna change for her . " Sorry , No . "
Must be pretty easy to get your number from the looks of things
I was so sure that was my mcchicken _TWITTER-ENTITY_
Gonna murder that Socratic seminar tomorrow✊ .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ true that
I used to run so much game on Facebook
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I like that tomato emoji
Tristinnnnn is lighting up my TL
Jeff just made a wall with his legs so I can't see him .. And he keeps peeking over then to see if I'm looking
You're a piece of shit , and you let yourself be treated like shit . When you realize that , DO NOT come running to me ✌
Intense game of monopoly with dave vicky and their friends
Ryan just thought a sheet of raffle tickets was the church bulletin . Sweet lord
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ wrong person syd
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ dang bro
It's actually pretty sad when people repost pictures on Instagram to get more likes , does it really matter ....
#InMiddleSchool everyone knew about my closet
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ what did I win ?
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ that's a lie sometimes were too far in the convo for me to back out so I pretend to be you
Basically every time I see \whose the best rapper in olathe " on a ask.fm thing I know it's Young Swagga asking "
“ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ : You're a sophomore and you've already slept with more guys than I can count on one hand #classy ”
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ she looks scared . Poor chestnut ill be there soon
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ let's hear it ladiessssss
Matt is watching minions on YouTube .
Alex Gruniero just spilled soda all over himself and it possibly made my day . #douche
Alvin and the chipmunks is on
Just discovered my new favorite thing ; the Cats channel on vine . I'm seriously dying
Probably say it every other day but my life's truly a reality tv show
This dude Cody has me rolling
Sooo there is a video of my lap dance as well ...
This is a waste of time
I'm trapped in a car with a venting Libby ... Here I go jumping out of a moving vehicle
Hey guys _TWITTER-ENTITY_ has a Christmas tree in EVERY room in his house . Bathroom included . Just thought I'd share that .
Nobody cares though
I look like a cowboy
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ ; ahh okaaay . As long as you know your late lol
Jade has literally tried counting the days until school ends like 4 times
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ lmfao omg I'm actually dying . Kels I think you're missing someone else though in that reunion ...
I hate my sister omg .
i filled out so many job apps today if i dont get a calll its gods way of saying fuck bitches do not work yet
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ what the fuck was I trying to say
I just called my dog , Jordan
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ oh please , sit down .
You ain't got the answers sway
The organic vending machine at mercy is gone now #wonderwhy !? _TWITTER-ENTITY_
#2013HasTaughtMe that i cant stay mad at anyone for a long time unless your insane
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahah yay ! But it's coastal , you might wanna spell it right #loveyou
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you complain so much
Annnnd I got laughed at for it lmao my badddddd let me explain myself
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you kill me
The snap chat videos I just sent _TWITTER-ENTITY_
\ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ : And we were making fun of oomf " we were all texting each other emojis  "
Of course the black girls are last
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I think we all know . You literally have one for any response .
The grandma of an African American child just said ... \Awee look at the little porcelain boy " at my work lol "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ it's okay , i will settle for just beating your car
Tasted like eggs and ham
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ you guys are the neighbors
I love when people don't believe that I can dance just cuz I'm white
dog with a blog is actually so funny
I'm still writing my outline ..
Am I really driving right now
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I love his teeth
S/O to the big girl at Webster wearing those bright pants straight her ass
The cooks at work call me country muffin
I can't be tamed !!
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I WISH I WAS PRETTY WITH MAKE UP #THESTRUGGLE
Hey buddy Bob wards isn't a drive through you gotta walk threw the doors
HAHHA tjay literally called me fat in Serbian on accident instead of saying thick as hell . hahaha #omg
\Sometimes she likes the kitty cat . " - _TWITTER-ENTITY_ "
I Just Felt Throw Up Coming Up My Esophagus
How long !!!? How long have I been ugly !?? I'm spiraling , spiraling
Lol over slept
Why'd I just die
This is like the 10th time I've had jimmy johns since they opened by shadowlake
Lmao alonzo makes me fucking laugh
Anyone else think its weird I remember the exact date I got my braces off ? December 19th , 2009 . Hahah
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I did not cry I was trying to make you feel better
I feel like some people seriously lack the ability to use their brain . Like what goes through people's heads ?
Is he hitting on us ?... cause .... I look like throw up _TWITTER-ENTITY_
#DrunkSluts is my favvvvv hashtag hahaha omg so hilarious ! _TWITTER-ENTITY_
When the Asian claps in mass and everyone looks at him _TWITTER-ENTITY_
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ a night for sub tweeting I see
That was close
A lamb skin dildo #catfish
Grasshopper doesn't taste good deep fried
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahah
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ LMFAO ! I'm dying ! That's exactly something id say !! Haha
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hell yeah . MADE OUT with me last night after I got a BJ
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I don't even remember this #MiddleSchoolBully
Cannot take the Westbrook baptist church seriously !! #whackjob
When I think about hookah now , i think about mine and _TWITTER-ENTITY_ convo after school Friday
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ well that sounded like fun .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ is the best person to watch scary movies with
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ wait this is my house too !! easy mac or die
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ ctfu ! I forgot all about that !!! They were all gettin off that bus you could smell the curry from a mile away !
Lololol omgg im dyingg
I can't eat with my preacher again . He is such a disturbance !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ HAHAH
Pretty upset i didnt see you for your daily walk today _TWITTER-ENTITY_
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I heard Alaina was mad at u cause u weren't a directionar !
How I made _TWITTER-ENTITY_ a bracelet out of straw paper and she is still wearing it > & gt ; & gt ; ☺
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I'm picking you up one day this week and were doing something fun ! Ice skating
Do those chicken legs come with biscuits ? #BruceToddQuotes
FaceTime is my favorite . Too bad no one calls me
idk why stout puts up w my retarded ass
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ haha you said hey ! You're that girl from twitter
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ love it
My dad just told me he thinks I have cancer .. Lol go to sleep . Delirious or something
Friday EVE tomorrow
Haha me and Jessa are in my bed crying about our pathetic single lives it's fine
I honestly love how I can sing ! If I could just sing to someone I want & amp ; make them fall in love with me , I would
this is white people shit
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ angry enough to tweet about the banana B ?
I'm glad I'm not the only one to call Stefani out on her selfie problem
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ haha no duh
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ the things we do/say when we're together & gt ; & gt ;
In snowball fights she stay with extra Ammo .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ HAHA do you know what would be the greatest thing ever ? If you brought the Mater cup❤️
Bye y'all . I'll have my phone back in like two days I already know it but oh well love you all
My sister : \I wear dresses and paint my nails for school so I can attract the boys " hahahahahahah "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ this is the funniest thing ever ! I thought who I should do it to and you came to mind
“ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ : Gardner looks about as good as Precious at the beach right now” I just about died laughing
My mom just said I don't have a boyfriend because I'm to ratchet to handle mom why ?
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Omg my childhood was never the same as everyone elses because of that ...
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you don't believe me I'm forever broke
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ more like having it period
I wish bitchney had her phone so we could send each other our nightly funny pictures _TWITTER-ENTITY_
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ omg it's so freakin annoying
I just creeped so bad on Danny's twit
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ remember how many tries that took
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ takes longer to get ready than I do !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Jason Monistat .
\ you didn't sell me a gay dog did you " "
At least _TWITTER-ENTITY_ can make me feel better
As my mom begs me to get her weed
“ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ : why did 7th grade me think it was a good idea to like every single Facebook page that even slightly applied to me” so true .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I was literally just thinking about this ... Lol bring on all the awkward dick gifts
I walked in the living room and my mom was vacuuming the dog .. #omgwhat
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ go to tattoo seen on Tremont so I'm not by myself
My grandma said that when she was my age st Johns and st Thomas couldn't play each other because the fans were so bad #alwaysrivals
\APRIL FOOLS BITCH " okay Kaylee ! "
Tabitha just called me a nutface
Maranda wanted to see Andrew & amp ; I kiss today so she blocked us from Ms. Fillers view & amp ; we kissed
This bathroom & gt ; & gt ; & gt ; & gt ; & gt ; & gt ; & gt ; & gt ; & gt ; _TWITTER-ENTITY_
Am I the only one who hasn't gotten out of their pj's still ?
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ hick accent
I love _TWITTER-ENTITY_ snapchats
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I'm playin
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ gonna die
If people saw the snapchats between Amanda and I
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ he has to not talk to my friends
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ FUCKING DEAD AT THIS PICTURE #brothers
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahaha fuck you
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ okay I will
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ that class sucked but it was something to laugh about for sure . #missyou ❤
\Remember when Troy dated big Matt's from Josh's houses sister " -Shelby "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ I'm with you guys
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahahahaha omg I was first
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ your crazy bro
Camp tomorrow , I might need a wheel chair after
That's so old
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ liv I'm using you tomorrow so you better do good
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahahaha #loveyouwhore
I danced my ass off and had this one girl completely naked ❤️
Always laugh at the stupidest shiit late at nightt
\Depends on my mood . And blood alcohol level . And if I'm conscious or not " "
Big Band Theory
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I'm not even about to argue with you about college football
joy is one of the funniest people I've ever met
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ told me he wants to do my hair , makeup , and nails .
Ky & amp ; I did some crazy shit
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ please get this on tape !
MAKIN MY WAY DOWNTOWN #WhiteChicks
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Kenna made it sing for us ! Omg
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I have no friends
The fact that chief keefs mentally retarded & amp ; says he can't spell sober in his song is kinda really funny
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ omg your header
Shopping with a man is always interesting
I still feel really bad slapping Christian in the face today
Some best friend you are ...
but if Gallo did that I would most likely take the aero bar and run
Yesterday was the most fun I've had in FOREVER !!!!
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ yeah man
Oh my god that vine of my sister #toomuch
I love sub tweets
Vemma people try to brag about all the money they make and the bmw they'll have . Lol . Have fun with your car insurance .
I could bring him to show and tell and say-Hey everyone this is my puppy brother
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ chipotle I trash that maybe why
I got westmoores jersey from the first year they were a school lol I'm bout to wear it to the game
Dakota has me dying
The conversation Brandon and I just had > & gt ; & gt ; hahah I'm content with life
You really stand out when you're wearing white skinny jeans in a school full of natural resources kids ... Hahaha
“ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ : Ive either smoked too much today or caught feelings oooooor . Yep probably the first one” hell yeah
Josey and my babe & gt ; & gt ; & gt ;
literally dying laughing _TWITTER-ENTITY_
Idk how I get thru my days with like five hrs of sleep everyday
It's be really cool to have taken the virginity of someone famous . #goodluck #forrealtho
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I love hearing his rantsssss ! #interesting _TWITTER-ENTITY_
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you're a whole grandma with your dinner time of 5:30
More like my mine but think what you want . ✌
One down , two more to go . #finalsweek #goodluck ✔️
The most productive thing I've done today is climb in my window
You are excused #Seniorlife
Fell so bad for anyone who had to deal w me tonight
Having the best day ever
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I figured but I don't understand ghetto talk
These snapchats from _TWITTER-ENTITY_ ..
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ did u really I would hope so anyway when is ourFirst date ?
I don't even know how long I get for break ? Ill aim for 15 mins
My dream last night about _TWITTER-ENTITY_ and I was perfect !! ☺️
Jay is so foul
My brother always sees me when I'm awkwardly stretching in our kitchen .
is it bad I find this funny
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ lmao we'll hell yeah
Mine & amp ; _TWITTER-ENTITY_ night
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ Lmao wtf the stuff we get our selves into Idek
Guy code tho
So I'm guessing _TWITTER-ENTITY_ feels the same way as I do about this situation ...
this bruise on my ass is bigger than my hand wtf why did I have to fall on my tote and break it
Words can't describe my love for Chris Keller
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hey Paul
#TweetLikeYourBestFriend \I have to poop again " _TWITTER-ENTITY_ "
My mom is so stupid for leaving her car and car keys here .. Ummm definitely driving around
Salty much ?
Whatchu mean way to make it obvious you just made it obvious haha
I wish I had 2 mouths so I can blow in both your guys faces at the same time oh Mirandaaa #hannahtoo
we're the millers
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ maybe I'll give it a shot
And my sleep texting continues
I expect to be in a relationship with this unrealistic hot person and it's just not gonna happen
Still have not been shopping
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ I was feeling confident with my booty until he commented saying I had no booty .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahaha literally on point
So funny when Blake yells over stupid video games
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ it's true !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ omg that is hilarious !! I love kids they say the silliest things !
I have a 23 minute song on my phone , is that bad ? _TWITTER-ENTITY_
Late night visitors
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ it looked like she murdered someone hahaha
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ is the funniest person ever
Haha I have the greatest friends #DD #GOM _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_
Driving around with Matt's mom
Manu's bald spot & gt ; & gt ; & gt ; & gt ;
I was in the hall during the lockdown . I had 3 people yelling at me to run to class .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahahahah
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ lmao STOP ! ✋
Wrapping up my night with _TWITTER-ENTITY_ and Here Come Honey Boo Boo .
Hallie runs a stop sign , \I juth ran a thop thign ! " poor girl got a lisp from them wisdom teeth . "
I literally cannot breathe I am laughing so hard
LOWER THAN YO MOMAS EVER SEEN IT IN HER LYFEEE TIME . _TWITTER-ENTITY_ #imdumb
Even though _TWITTER-ENTITY_ missed school today , I sent her pictures of my test to get help
You mean at cp ? Irrelevant ...
Kiahs killin it
Q : Who is this ? A : 19
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ shes gonna think shes bad ass and beat us beat she has a 800 and we have 600s
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ holyyyyyy shitttttt
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ we already halfway there
This conversation & gt ; & gt ; _TWITTER-ENTITY_
The girl your now talking to is disgusting she is so trashyyou left me for that thing hope you get an STD !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I know . I was thinking about coming to pester you . But I mean , we're together too much , don't you think ?
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahahah i miss our sex talks in English 3
Yessss the miz as the special ref
I remember when everyone would give everyone shoutouts ...
thanks for the uplifting laugh about my shitty life #gayyyy _TWITTER-ENTITY_
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ some people like doing that
Haha granny called somebody a titty baby ! that just made my day !
Had so much fun at _TWITTER-ENTITY_ comedy event tonight ! _TWITTER-ENTITY_ was hilarious
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I could see it actually .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ hm jm Not sure lol
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I just honestly hate you .
3rd wheeling this group Convo . #booyah
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I love you
You move on to relationships faster than I could snap my fingers .
That hour phone call at 1 am last night should have been avoided #why
Nanny White is the best
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ we almost burnt down your house ! And made the biggest mess
Looking at old yearbooks #priceless
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ baileys last comment I thought was tweeted by joey haha
I'm such a spas
It made me so happy to see _TWITTER-ENTITY_ & amp ; _TWITTER-ENTITY_ last night even if it was for 5 seconds
Jimmy better not get washed , he's fighting a little ass boy .
Ahahahah i just died
Why is this girl still sending me snap chats ??
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ talking to the sub & gt ; & gt ;
No matter how much maddie tries to act like I'm not funny ... She knows I'm fucking hilarious
People who snapchat as fast as I do are my favorites
ayyyye get an iPhone ! ... Oh wait US Cellular doesn't have iPhones
As annoying as the emails are , they're actually pretty funny #QUEmailChain2013
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I just said don't subtweet
This kid just asked me if Asians wore sunglasses ....
My stepdad just called someone in our family a yard ape & amp ; I just lost it #slaphappy
Subtweeting , tweeting , texting , stalking . We rock
Britni sounds so funny in my voicemail . Omg , that was soooo long ago
Jacob Hill just asked me if urn up " was a club "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ nigga that was like 40 minutes ago i googled it already
\Once you name something , dad , you can't put it out on the street . " " You're in for a big surprise when you turn 18 . " #georgelopez "
.... The new dog on family guy is Paulie from the sopranos #Whuore
I thinks it's funny you think I care . lol _TWITTER-ENTITY_ you
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hmm I guess you have a sweet D
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ it's just jealousy .... #notevenpretty .
Tracy said I had to quit tanning . She said I look like a black girl from behind .
#PerksOfDatingMe I'm funny ... funny looking
Had the most awkward morning
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ like I'm dyingg right noww and it FINALLY uploaded
I'm a booty hole to zach .
Finally opened this pickle jar after 3 days of trying .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ but im not sure that v6 would do 160
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ it was too hot of a pic for me not to post
I got told I just look like a slut . Well if the shoe fits right ?
Thanksgiving = my family crowding around a laptop and watching bound 3
My grandpas nurse just reminded my grandma that I can't eat meat today and she just goes \she's half Jewish she can do whatever " "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahahahaha omg I just laughed so hard ! Why does _TWITTER-ENTITY_ tweets always apply to my life #smh
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ saint Mary's coach emailing me
lol I always play with my food so I'm playing with the
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ would you rather be gay or in an interracial relationship ?
I'm gunna get a tattoo ..
Hit Bri with the first three snowballs of the season ⛄
This bitch just asked me if I lived in Edina ... I mean seriously ?
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ today will was talking about you and said you looked like MGK
Everyone I just corrected the grammar nazi _TWITTER-ENTITY_
“ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ : \I like trucks how I like dicks , big and black !! " - _TWITTER-ENTITY_ ” you know it "
These vine rumors though
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Jesus Christ !!!
S/o to whoever just drove by smokin dat reefer☁
writing my narrative about the dent in my head
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ HAHA I just died
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ nahh this location shits just gay
I just keep rewatching the vine of nancy _TWITTER-ENTITY_
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I know I got a hot body , and I'm embracing it !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you actually looked like this all night
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ \we are officially friends because you've seen my ass ! " "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ All thanks to \him " . Geez he is always ruining something . "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ is a clown
Or if your Jajuan the conversation is also over
youre such a liar i think its funny
I got locked in the bathroom today & amp ; called Chasity to help me out !!
At worlds end was too funny
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahaha but hey we passed abbey on the interstate and we all got home safe !
\ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ dear rihanna , where the heck is that hopeless place ? " I ask the same question ! "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ sorry ! i didn't really feel like going today .. I was riding quads at my dads work all day . I'll be there tues
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Oh my god . It will happen . Antwon said he knows where to get an Ak on the low .
Cause you fake
You're my best friend and we mess around in math and write notes hairbrush
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahaha and I thought mine were bad
New Years I'm going to be Lonely
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ omg that's so funny hahahah it's not like you're gonna have sex with them you just added him on fb people are so immatureee
Lololololol . People are so god damn gullible
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ like i dont even remember going to sleep .. i guess i was just bored to death .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I will after I go catch your ratchet fish ass in the pond . #biglips
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hell yeah i am and you know im jk
Everyone tells you that you deserve better but no one is willing to give it to you . ” Sorry _TWITTER-ENTITY_ had to steal
Dads taking me driving . Everyone stay off Tuller Road
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ ill be jealous when you finally win a superbowl
I love sitting upstairs in the library at OCC and people watching in the parking lot ... Does that make me creepy ? #dontcare
LOLOLOLOL at the girls in the bathroom making plans to go smoke weed ! LOL
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ #cutepeopleproblems idol
I'd totally trip and fall on the runway if I was them . I fall on a daily basis
Everytime I make chili Mac I think of the time me & amp ; _TWITTER-ENTITY_ made it and burned it and still ate it & amp ; Andrea wouldn't
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ the heisman is for the best player in college football .. Not the most perfect or manti woulda never even been close
A little Ron White to get me in a good mood
that's why I love you ❤️
That curve killed me .
Oh my god people keep hitting on me at work . Guys , I'm 16 and taken
This has probably been the funniest Christmas ever
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Good comeback there bud .. I've got some pretty sick chili pepper videos you would appreciate .. Might take ur mind off the defeat
almost ready to delete my ask already
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ I honestly just died from that
Remember that one time I had to help you do our hand sign cause you couldn't do it yourself ? _TWITTER-ENTITY_
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ CAN SOMEONE DIG MY HOLE FOR ME OMG
Allie told me two months ago she wanted to transfer to PITT to be closer to home and now she's transferring to Dayton ... FOUR hours away
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ okay save them
“ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ : If I ever have to run as much as I did last night I will jabs myself”hahahahah
my bed has broken board under it .
The fact that my car is still in the shop & lt ; & lt ; & lt ; LOL at my life .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ naw I get mad at you all the time
Ummm well what do you say to that hahahaha it amazes me how STUPID people truly are !!!
Me going 85 in a 65 . My mom screaming slow down .
I had to
What's worse then finding a worm in your apple ? ... The holocaust .
I love Janelle ❤️ I just like giving her a hard time
my mom got all excited she got a text .. then she saw it was andrew and got so happy lmfao she's in love .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ and I trying to get a horse on minecraft tho lol
Thought I was the only one with power out , thank goodness for twitter to find out I'm not so alone
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you were a blast Saturday
my mom literally lets us stay home from school whenever we want
Leave it to me to cut my butt with a pair of scissors ✂️
Your boo texting me & amp ; uoeno it
My mom was just asking me why the picture always goes away on snapchat I'm like ma that's the whole point
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ this isn't even about you ? i would have _TWITTER-ENTITY_ you dude . lmao . ✋
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ sorry we just had to
My brother forgot his headphonesNow he has to listen to grandma in the car _TWITTER-ENTITY_
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ oh my god !!!
I miss read asshole !
That douchebag couple that matches with neon colors Next goal
Kate jumped on a bathroom stall door today and it fell off
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ oh right .. so uh victoria are you good with balancing equations cause ..
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ Man we basically came up together on the Internet
I subtweet Taylor way to much
or you go back and get a new one and get me one tooo
it's pretty sad how often I actually crack up at vines
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ THEY SAY THAT SKYLER SHOULD SHUT THE HELL UP
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Yeahh I mean I am now
\I knew it would fall between your legs " "
I'm not gassed up though my confidence been like this
i know _TWITTER-ENTITY_ loved closing with me tonight ! definitely made his night !
We literally rolling over here _TWITTER-ENTITY_
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Hahahahaha . We have always been so freaking BAD
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I don't think your sub could be any more obvious
I'm fucking crazy , I don't know how Jessica likes me
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ it's true , the old bus driver definitely told the new one to stare at us
Oh my gosh please stop making fun of how little white peoples lips are , you're the reason people choose Botox
Never had anyone to spend sweetest day with .. #howdepressing HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA just kidding #care what is sweetest day ?
I cannot play GTA 5 to save my life
Them calf muscles though >
Seeing Van Treese still playing at Louisville helps me cope with being old and still playing college ball
LOL _TWITTER-ENTITY_ youuuuu !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ omg you gotta stop
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ where do you go to school ? Lmao im dying over hereppl staring at me like I'm a weirdo
I was just in a music video
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I'm too funny
my sister is bout to go off , dont mess with her really , dont .
Snl feat . One Direction❤❤
Lions Kicker after that kick : \how the fuck does that happen " "
My mom just pushed me out of the booth onto the floor at bdubs
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I love you !
I swear when a guy has a few exes they group together and plot against his newest victim #randomthoughts
First day back to work ... I'm doing on the job safety training .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you don't even know what this is about ...??
Well that was embarrassing !
This is so bad
And there were people on the railroad tracks passing by
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahahaha shuttttup Cassie .....
The shit i say on snapchat
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ at least you're tan
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ it's called a cunt punt
Be patient girl , I need some toilet paper
Oh my . We have to stop .
I wonder what people would say if all the moms from around here were televised like teen mom
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ he does have skinny arms
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ lololol I'm goin to work hopefully ill kill off some old fucks at shoprite with it #iHateOldPeople
My cats nose is whistling
Diddy needs to stay off tracks
I think that's the right words
woww I feel bad for everyone still in school
Being in a car with both my parents is so classic , they crack me up
\Grandpa , when did you know that grandma was the one ? " " When her sister dumped me " one of my favorite commercials ! "
Kim's friends are funny
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ that's what I thought boy
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahahah really ? Poor Ben .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ cuz the jets blow
That fact that I'm forcing Kendall to hangout with me tomorrow
Hunter's avi be all up in your face , like back away dragon
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ too bad I meant boots
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ ur welcome
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ haha oh godddd
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ I would so NOT take those cheese fries the door would be shutting right in their face leaving them empty handed
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ man town is where it's at✔
\Kittens aren't supposed to smell like cigarettes , they're supposed to smell like kitties . " -Bubbles from Trailer Park Boys "
I just passed _TWITTER-ENTITY_ and she looked really cold
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ me too
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ thanks !
Hahaha you're trying to look cool using ig words " , and you don't know what you're saying . "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I honestly don't even know what we're talking about haha I just felt like tweeting you
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ he's not ? whatta liar
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ don't say the wrong thing on here , snitches be lurkin ' in the dark Alls
Hahaha I have never heard my dad say this kind of stuff before too funny !!
Lol Raiders fans be thinkin it's a comeback hahahahahahaha
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ is bad to me
Riley asked me how many homeless men I pounded last night
My mom has some serious road rage tonight ✌️
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I forgot about this one
Thanks for a tour of Stevenson _TWITTER-ENTITY_ #snapchats
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ very true .
I'm a bitch for sure
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ watch that video I posted two tweets ago ! You'll love it
My mom did not just fucking say that #tofuckinggood #dieing
I've been laughing all night
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahahah , idk just a guess
It's fuckin slicker than dog snot . #WordsOfGarrett
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I was hoping you'd see that !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ what are you blabbering about Carder
Well vines going to be dead
I just slow down to 10 while they go through them , then I haul ass through them and slow back down .
I'm really quite loud once you get to know me
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ laughing to myself thinking of the seriousness of our conversation last night
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I'm gonna be drunk for Halloween
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ lmao jk bro
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I know
Watching these girls milk the goat .... lmao omgaaaaa
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Remind me and Lori to tell you about the battery acid daiquiri story at your first meet
\yeah in pennsylvania they hang people on trees by their ankles until they die . " what the fuck who gave you that information "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ haha yeah , so much crazy stuff happened
Lol _TWITTER-ENTITY_ when _TWITTER-ENTITY_ said the trash guy looked like Mr. Potato Head .
#tweetliketheoppositegender \my dick is huge " . Meanwhile you like 2 inches big . "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ oh goodness ... Sucks I couldn't have been of assistance
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ wait .... NEPHEW .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ yea ik it's so good though Michael and lincoln
Going to the park with _TWITTER-ENTITY_
Replaced my dads wife's 100$ straightner and she threw it at my door fine with me bitch ill return it and get my money back
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ whichever side the red hawks are on
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ I have that opinion as well
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ oh god Drew
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ lmao what else is new !!!!!!
My dog is stupid
Well okay then
tinder is fucking hilarious
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I downloaded Swan Songs American Tragedy and Notes from the underground today
Just stooooppp . ✋ _TWITTER-ENTITY_
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahah I'm sure he'll say yes I might see you today tho I go in at 5
I love hiding on people and scaring them and seeing there reactions .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ is it your sunburns ?
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you just took a nap though
143 I HATE YOU SO MUCH YOU HAVE NO FRIENDS DONT EVER CALL ME OR TEXT ME AGAIN .. oh wait you can't text me anymore ! Love you fucker
yeah ... I'm so lost right now
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ nice profile pic
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ now that's a good one #ProudOfYou
I swear I'm wearing pants in that picture
Lolololol I can't
Woo I love awkward moments
Apparently some dude asked my dad if he was Anderson Cooper tonight
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ No need to buy some I have the whole dang bag left !!
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ who's that ??
My sister just called my mom trash ...
You know it's a good night when you come out with a black eye , grass stained pants , almost got shot , bruises , cuts and scrapes everywhere .
\Hey guys did you see that ? I grew a pair if balls ! They are touching my ankles . " -The Internship "
Sam's having a bitch fit about the nurses turning the glove boxes in the cabinet #TooFunny
Do you understand the words coming out of my mouth ?!
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ why I love you #Cheers
Michael just told me that we are going away for Halloween so I can't dress like a slut ✋
\I'm just a stupid whore ! " _TWITTER-ENTITY_ "
If my dad thinks I'm waking up at 8 to go to church , he's funny
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ the most work you do in a day is running from the breadstick container to the back hall #noshame #youreperfect
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ is that twitter fight really over sucking dick ? looolll
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ She's on one ! #gottaloveang
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ well if you end up working we will come keep you company
Just saw mr Clancy running but really it was _TWITTER-ENTITY_ dad
whenever I miss _TWITTER-ENTITY_ I look at the vines we made ♥
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ your killin me with the #harrypotterpickuplines
My boss just told me to not going drinking tonight bc I have a 12 hour day tomorrow ...
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ she's tender ok ... She's not chicken
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ tweets tonight are making me lol
Such an amazing day . Just found out that my cousin is getting married in JANUARY ... and I'm singing her Catholic service !!! What an honor
Bad chick ☝️ and bad chick ✌️
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahahahahahaha #dying
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I loled so loud
Adams too funny right now
I replied back with nothing
Tristan > & gt ;
And when you're in her I know I'm in your head
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ glad Kevin finally listened to the new drake .. \legally " "
The Indians haha
My dads best friend yelling at my dad in polish and my dad trying his best to yell back
When life gives you a dilemma , make dilemonade #fullhouse
ashleys microwave just exploded
Who wants to come keep me company while I try and pull this all-nighter ? No one ? Okay .
Alexa's mom said if a creepy guy asks for your number to say it's 
-800-fuck yourself " "
In less than 24 hours _TWITTER-ENTITY_ will be home for the weekend !!!! #soexcited
711 I love messing with you but just know that I love you haha and you're so nice and I know you'll alway be here for me love you
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ this spencer laney dude the fuck he gonna do
I hate not being able to drive I wish I had someone that would drive me wherever I wanted
If you like him so much , go date him .
T just killed a spider for me
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ it's been a rough year
This big city traffic is really busting my ballz
Those awkward commercials .. All hat weird feminine itch . " Wtf dude . "
Ran into _TWITTER-ENTITY_ being terrified of demons at HOS last night .
matt is done with his second doughnut before i've even taken a bite of my first one
I don't even know how some people can handle me and Cierra together , it gets pretty bad .
Lol _TWITTER-ENTITY_ Miley Cyrus
Just thought of our conversation about Long Island Medium , and I'm cracking up !! #SoFunny #Dead _TWITTER-ENTITY_
Lmfao my boss has her senior picture hanging in the mirror of her Camero it's so hilarious
Guys always say , ' girls are crazy ' I always say hell yeah we are .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ good joke
Come on even the slow bolt runs better than that
she came to me in 2 minutes but wouldn't come to my mom within 20 minutes of her screaming
I need to find plans
What kind of a mother punches her daughter in the nose ?! Someone save me
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ nice turn around dude hahaha
Holy shit , last night
The sub that I gave the most trouble to in school is chillen with me right now at 4am in the Silverdale Fire House ! Hahahaha #Unreal
Vine > & gt ; & gt ; & gt ; #Hilarious
I've gotten more sleep during finals week than I have all semester .
My mom has me rolling !
Gosh Beau and Jacob just can't go a day without talking about me . They miss me .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ lololol on point
I played ring of fire and this bitch told me she was gonna throw me into a ring of fire
All of the off season weight lifting is helping our o-line .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I know , I know .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ playing volleyball this morning made my life
When John sings Christmas songs ; it's so funny when he messes up
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ I'm a little sad
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you play too much
I wanna look nice to school tomorrow but I'm just gonna wake up tired so no point of even trying
I still don understand wtf a 16 year old is doing dreaming about Pokemon
New girl has me rollin
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahaha just keeping it real #MissYou
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ it was funny
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I really was .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Tayla Vautas , LOL .
Jackass makes me laugh harder than anything
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ dude I just pictured us watching it and you geeking I can see it now I would die haha
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ is rashin on _TWITTER-ENTITY_ #thankyou someone had to take my place
Hey _TWITTER-ENTITY_ , I'm taking my after school poop right now . #feltlikesharing
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ there fags
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ in the ikea one you can hear me talking about a yellow rug I got for our dorm and an elephant frame that wasn't for sale !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ okay girl can't wait
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Lol you wish
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ it's so true though
At least it's not another $500 nudity fine
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ you just fucked with us for the food !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ were you scared by the run away ?
He had foot shoes and wranglers on
Making friends with the old ladies in Wendy's _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I think I just pissed myself from laughing so hard ! #Dying
going to cook TJ breakfast in the morning because he's being a darling and bringing me to school .
On some hillbilly shit drunk as fuck workig on this truck
You act like anyone cares ✋
I haven't looked this bad since sophomore year
Wait until _TWITTER-ENTITY_ gets my Snapchat ..
Lol comparing myself to a cheeseburger .. Cheap & amp ; always have hot buns _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ He looked hilarious !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ good thing I saw him coming from a mile away I chucked the beer can out the window 50 in a 30 , got away w/ a warning
I would cuddle you so hard
I can't wait for Libby and Jaimi to see my snap chat
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ haha okay
\The macaroni really captures him " "
Max just shook his dick & amp ; everyone at high rocks saw
Walked in with a shit ton of food and mom already knew .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ def did the same thing !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ lol you're like the best , ever hahahaha it's great
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ and have a love hate relationship
I love watching freshman get all confused about the new schedule
I make awkward eye contact with so many people in the commons
Track Team Harlem Shake video coming out later ! **
You don't even know that you have been caught which makes its funny as hell #busted
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ CORBIN shut up lol it was totally disgusting
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I almost hit your car with my door trying to get in the green car with #toolbag on the back
I apologize to anyone who even held a conversation with me last night . Drunk was not the word
Bahahaha dying right now .. The App LILU is amazing ladies , download it right now !!
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I'm never going home again
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ haha I love how you use the word and think it bothers me
Took me over 2 hours to get ready .. Exactly why I don't get ready for school
Lolololol . The waiter just asked sis for her number .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ stop talking about me
It is going to be a very LONG night
I'm probably the only one who loves it
I can't wait till ern goes on Instagram
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I'm not getting a 5 unless you wanna help pay for it
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ this entire episode has me weak .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ they're coming out with another monsters inc . movie .. And it's called monsters university .. We have to see it .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ bc I'm not used to you being so old we used to be such babies when we were first friends
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ waste of 7 dollars !!! Haha white water
It's funny how my little 6 year old sister calls me and we are watching the same thing . She loves her house shows
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ omg I love that place those poor fish about kill each other trying to get food
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ with two heads lawddddd liveeee woo
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I think that is the best tweet I've ever read
My mom never let me spend the night at someone's house on a school day
\ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ : Leggings or yoga pants every day this week who's with me ""
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahahaha yay !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ she sent me that
We're the Millers is funny as fuck .
FDB is playing in the village dining hall
Like sometimes I think _TWITTER-ENTITY_ and I are best friends and then I remember she actually never calls me
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ that's what they say bout the eagles when they lose whatchu saying ?
Someone's getting a little handsy ....
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Some girl last night told me that she dated you , and I accidentally said out loud \Did he know that ? " "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ she sent me like a book because I didn't wanna go to her house tomorrow
I want school already ! I wanna be in study hall with Dom & amp ; just meow
Cameron : kennedy I know you have a tattoo on your butt _TWITTER-ENTITY_ he's perfect❤️
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I know ! I feel kinda bad , but at the same time I'm kinda enjoying it
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ :/ remember when I lost my phone everytime we went out haha
Yesterday when my dad flipped open his flip phone and claimed to be on the \world wide web ""
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I'm stealing this idea but using kittens or puppies
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ depending on the state you can get one riding a wheelchair
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ what the hells a tree out ? A try out you half a meatball
Hey _TWITTER-ENTITY_ you would laugh so hard at me right now . I am hardcore typing in my twit journal ✏
I asked my dog for a kiss and she wiped her mouth off then kissed me
The scenes of The Nutty Professor at The Scream nightclub & gt ; & gt ; & gt ; & gt ; #funnystuff
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ ok . You're hilarious .
Someone will think I was really serious on that last tweet
I think that's how I was blowing out my candles
Preston going to be In U.S. 1 again
I just hit myself in the head and said uck " Ashton said what I said " shoot " _TWITTER-ENTITY_ "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ funniest thing I've ever seen
Why am I even trying !?
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ thinks he's gonna get me to sing to him took me 3years till I sang in front of _TWITTER-ENTITY_ and she's my best friend
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ we're fucking JOKING lmao .... well at least I am ....
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ someone better let our nebby noses know
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ poop on that hoodie too
Listening to A$AP Ferg and A$AP Rocky just makes me think of homecoming . #goodtimes
Joey is trying to convince my dad to let him get an iguana . It's not going over well .
target , bath and body works , kohls . & amp ; I'm still not broke so happy I desired to buy my mom something
No one makes me laugh more than Alice
Friends is killin me
Every Mariah needs to favorite and retweet that
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ my night has been made
Can't take this but this does prove that I have no life Haha
Taya comin in clutch with the jokes
Judge me bitch
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you will be next
Are Miley and Liam going to break up or can they ' twerk ' it out ...
Kevin is licking the couch _TWITTER-ENTITY_
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you can ask Dez ... he'll probably leave early again and join you
Trev left my house with my phone ... Dumbass status
Uncle trev got us a rack of light beer ... Wtf .
Sami just licked the sprite and vodka off my arm that she spilt on me OKAY WAMMMY
These representatives that are sponsoring senate bills are all about using death as a way to away the vote ! #GeorgiaYA2013
Yooooo that pic nas put up is the geek put him on blast
So today I found out I'm too skinny says a bmi me and _TWITTER-ENTITY_ way the same
If anyone wants to call me fire anything , use this emoji from now on it's a volcano it's cooler than fire . And hotter .
my family is crazyy
is this real life ?!
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ haha I can't , I guess I'll just sit here being mad for awhile , that'll obviously solve everything
Ahaha I love making him mad
Brady with the hi mom ? don't forget your roots
\Dane Cook : Rough Around the Edges : Live from MSG " is comedic perfection . I don't think I laugh at anything like I do at him . "
Seriously can't wait for 21 Jump Street 2 ! #idie
Mother Fucker Jones
LOL Kyle will bring us Nachos !! Hahaha
Anchorman 2 .... THE funniest movie I have ever seen
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ thanks Maeve I'm trying
The way my boobs shake when I'm in the car
I sweat like a fat man running in 110 degree weather . #nasty
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ me and Morgan all ready left to Paragould but where just gonna go to brick oven
That little girl said \was your ex a hottie totie " "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I miss you so much !
33 . You sound like a terrible driver but you are cute !
Watching drew watch his go pro vids from the weekend & gt ; & gt ; & gt ; he gets so excited
My mom was talking about how much she loved _TWITTER-ENTITY_ and how she was just the cutest thing .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ lmfao the other lawyer is speaking with the stutter
If only you knew
I feel so dumb right now .
THIS IS AWESOME JUST LIKE COLLEGEEE ....! Wait .... Jk I wouldn't know what college is like , I have a week of summer left
Laugh crying is probably the most awkward thing ever .
False alarm it was fuzz
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I don't blame you
Seriously tho ... Being friendZoned is 0 amount of fun
They Made A Movie Named Agatha Back in 79 '
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ my twitter doesn't like u i guess it did it on its own
The fact that I just got a head nod while wearing a scarf over my head and all you can see is my face .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ stop hahahahahahahahaha us and our sims !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ wow Kenz !! #YouGoHard
Work up from like a 3 hour nap and I thought it was Friday and I needed to get ready for school
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ can I be the person driving that car
Don't worry folks , it's only one game . Save the hate for the end of the season
Watching This is the End and everytime I see Jay Baruchel I think of _TWITTER-ENTITY_
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ oooohhh gotchu damn giant better play basketball
That's cute .
Layton talks in his sleep and last night he kept telling dad to kill the spiders so he could go back to sleep
You know something is funny when this doesn't cut it and you have to add
These guys toooo pumped for this game though
Me & amp ; krista straight chillin in Colton's pickup
Zack wears headbands !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ what ?
My favorite thing to do at my dorm is to sit in the lounge area and just stare at the people getting on and off the elevators .
Not everyone likes your boyfriend
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ no way ?!
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ I was just about too say that makes me think of a bull lol
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ he's holding his drink up
Seein some of doopies old tweets got me like
so apparently _TWITTER-ENTITY_ and I were the drunkest girls at the bar
She thinks I'm gonna cook something
#IGoToASchoolWhere everyone thinks their black
All these little kids have _TWITTER-ENTITY_ and I laughing right now
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I'll bring a shotgun
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ only the best !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Matilda comes on abc family at 3 , because we all know it's your favorite movie
Send me emojis so I know it's real ... _TWITTER-ENTITY_
Clint keeps telling me he bought my Christmas present from goodwill , dollar store , and Salvation Army what even
There are some stupid as ppl in this world yoo
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ this one weird girl
I remember when the only people I knew who knew/ loved The Weeknd's music was _TWITTER-ENTITY_ & amp ; I
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahaha I know
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Hey , I'm always down for that plan !
Aaaand this is why I don't drink ... ever
These Ice Age movies .
i can't handle jason . he's too funny . always roastin someone after english .
\Shes literally going to be the same age as her baby " _TWITTER-ENTITY_ "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ his freakin profile picture I really can't
I don't think that's a legal middle name
my phone just capitalized huh it must know I need to scream it
Teach me how to twitter , teach me , teach me how to twitter
Why does _TWITTER-ENTITY_ hate me
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ literally retweeted this like yesterday
Ill never forget when _TWITTER-ENTITY_ made me drive around on 4th of July while he was on acid listening to \cinema " on repeat #memories "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ that one night where it wouldn't stop doing that
Why do this bitch got me at a video shoot
my mom just asked me if I had my light on cause I was scared
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hey're smiling at each other " "
It's so fun to type like this . I love it
Please tell me that's not your dad lololol
I'm watching high school musical 3 & amp ; zac efron is literally so hot
Why reply with words , when you've got a picture that says it all and then some ?
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you're welcome babes !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ lmfaooo sorry too funny
My mom just called #oomf a pussy
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ dude . It's true . it's terrible
Anyone willing to do a over/under bet with me ? Eli manning 2 interceptions . Over or under ?
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ that time April quoted a song written about Taylor #proud _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_
wait Yarosh just said to me \what happened since I came back bc you're my best student " "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ HAHAHAHAHA drive me to your penis ily
I feel like baseball is a lot more friendly
\ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ : Someone get this girl a few gallons of water .... #thirstywhore " bring me some too "
“ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ : Ink my whole body , I DONT GIVE A MOTHERFUCK . ” The wrong lacey just said this ....
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I will always blame you somehow for any weird dreams I have hahaha
Tyler has a pig as a pet . Just chillin ' in his house .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ might wanna turn your iCloud finder on ,
When my dog snores & gt ; & gt ; & gt ; & gt ;
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ ok I'm calling you Jewy Fro . That should be your name on here
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ ya so mean
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ your tweets right now
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ lol she didn't text back for a reason
I'm just dying at all these teams from out of state coming here for the Sparkler ... Have fun breathing , even better , playing
The fact that _TWITTER-ENTITY_ just told my horny kitten he would destroy her ...
Twerk little snapchat dood twerk
Dad just said \hashtag yes I do " while we were talking about voting for The Voice . #NoYouDont #DontUseHashtagWhileTalking "
My avi is so basic haha I'm changing it .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ go fck yourself , there isn't more to life than that -- well besides porn ,
Speed limits are just suggestions
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ #FCCLA adviser asked me for a picture yesterday so she could send it to Fabiola . Best friends .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I know right !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ your tweets about you being too tall made my night ahah
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you get to sing and I don't ? Awh hell nah
Tinder is so fun to mess with people on
When someone looks like they rolled in Dorito powder someone should tell them to stop tanning . #oopmaloompastatus
The boys are making Jell-O shots right now . Maybe they'll give me some to help me study .
you know you're a runner when you always have a hair-tye on your wrist
I also got told \you have good and nice hair actually you just have good attributes " "
Like I remember when Syracuse tried to practice a We Are chant for when Penn State came to the dome and didn't have another people
role playing in cosmo ? _TWITTER-ENTITY_
The snap chat I just got .
This whole time I thought I had my read receipts on
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I'm seriously about to come over and kill you
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ in alderson
Prank the bitch
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ It's so much better than your real name ! Lol
Me and Jayson got in a fight in Spanish and it was hilarious
How was it ?
When Devin tries to tell me that my boobs aren't as big as I say they are & gt ; & gt ; & gt ;
Your looking really hard when it's been in your face ! W.e that's you I'm let you keep looking !! And sit back and laugh ✌️
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ you need to stop ✋
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahaha seriously ! I was like danggg oops that's awkward ...
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I realized don't worry Tay ✋
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ in my bed .
Holy shit I'm so glad you're out of my life
Winston makes his day better by hiding toys around the house , finding them , and then it's like a new toy all over I love this dog
i don't like vagina . and i don't want you . sorry
Lol _TWITTER-ENTITY_ people who are always looking to take the easy way out of everything
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ OMG that picture of you and Josh from like 7th grade
The new 5 hour energy commercial is hilarious
My lil bros always trying to steal the show
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahaha your twitter default
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ haha I wish I watched it , I just watched mad videos of mad crazy shit my minds fucked for the day
This bitch is crazy
I sent in my Spanish picture finally I made the stupidest face
Shaniqua do not live here today hell no !!
Josh's Christmas card is so corny
My cousins boyfriend is giving me sex advice & gt ; & gt ; & gt ;
lmfao omg my little brothers snapchat stories are so weird
I swear every game when my mom sees Chris Andersen she tells my sister \Oh my gosh , you better never bring home a guy like that ! " "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ I didn't even watch you
The butt fumble has won 39 weeks straight
#MiddleSchoolMemeories being a little whore and dating like 5 people in 1 week
I'm reallyyyy hoping for a good New Years this year ... considering all of mine have sucked , especially the result of last years
Just thinking of how big of bitches me and _TWITTER-ENTITY_ are
Anytime I'm having a bad day .. I watch the Glice skit from SNL
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ maybe if you live there it is . I didn't go to anything lol
I still can't get over the fact my grandma was in her vine .. And neither of them know it
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I'm done
Im wearing leggings and a flannel for diner and my brother asks \why does Emmie get to wear her pajamas out ? " really ? "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ HAHAHHA what'd she do ?
Why me I'm innocent god #saysjasmina
It's a resection _TWITTER-ENTITY_
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I saw that ! Hahaha
Lolol me and _TWITTER-ENTITY_ right now and all our teen wolf stuff
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ not wrong hostess hahahha
\That's an out hole not an in hole . ""
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ just throwing it out there
\ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ : The ocean gets its saltiness from the tears of misunderstood sharks who just want to cuddle . " I laughed to hard at this . "
He over there Fallin in loveee
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you quote that song bishh
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ : _TWITTER-ENTITY_ I HAVEN'T SEEN SOMEONE SAY L8TRR H8TRR IN YEARS ! #ohmygod #what
The things sawyer says tend to make my day
It's just tooooo funny to me when people are only friends with someone for their money .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ this is Awful
I don't understand the word thick . Like is that a good thing ?
#ThatAwkwardMomentWhen you open your front door and find a bull dog and a Rottweiler just standing there .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ lol sorry !
When I was little I thought Shelyce and I were twins , like she couldn't go to a friends house because I made her stay with me or I'd cry .
Love Sosa is a throw back apparently
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ nah man , overall a great time . I just need to be a better decision maker sometimes
Football kids are definitely the stupidest kids I know .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ lmao yes ! That was forever ago but that was hilarious
Me and _TWITTER-ENTITY_ bout to make a rapping video should be interesting
“ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ : OMG WE CAME OUT THE WRONG EXIT . WE WERE LOOKING FOR THE CAR ON THE WRONG SIDE OF THE MALL . ” Geniuses aren't we
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ word .
You are a mom living in high school drama
In my header we have Shawn and chubby Mulan
“ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ : If you were a potato , you'd be a sweet potato . If I was a potato , I'd be a baked potato . ”
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I'll give you one
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ is convinced that my bad days will magically be solved by Buffy the vampire slayaaa
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahaha ! One time we had three cars at ocean blue .... my mom dad and sister all left me there !
\ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ : Muzz & amp ; I looked up a video on how to shave his mustache . It was really weird so we decided not to shave it . " ssshhh "
The most badass date idea just came up in my head !
Layin here on the futon and I hear my cat fall off the back . Only her
What can I say ... Kenny Damits was adorable
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ She told me to say re you sure your other boyfriends mom isn't your second favorite mom ? " "
You better come to school or your going to get in trouble by the office _TWITTER-ENTITY_
No pinky hogging
\Get a tattoo , it's more permanent than marriage ""
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ maybe one day ill get out
This dude next to me braided his beard
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ refers to Icy-Hot as Shaq patches
I forgot how easy writing really was ... after a month with writing with three fingers it's pretty nice
Like seriously learn how to dress yourself bitchhhhh .
You guys are dumb
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Hahah that's great I would probably get sent home in that too !
I haven't seen one black person here
Going through all of my tweets ..
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ figure it out ya self dingo
You guys , if _TWITTER-ENTITY_ and _TWITTER-ENTITY_ hated each other , they wouldn't be on a bromantic dinner date right now .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ ohhhhh I just saw her vine lol
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ wow you'd think he'd have just taken out some of that anger but I guess not
Um I just told a customer to have a good weekend #WhereAmI
Shout to _TWITTER-ENTITY_ for being innocent ! The jury has the verdict ! #HighSchoolStruggle
Getting a little thick girl ...
At the office at 9pm crackin jokes with _TWITTER-ENTITY_ and the broker
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ what's new
Boys are dumb
Wanna know what's more annoying than Christmas music ? Christmas music on the Christian radio station .
If you don't like someone ... why would your definition of a fun night be hanging out with them ?
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ she's legit just walking
Oh my goodness . This has to be the funniest most ridiculous thing ever . #snapchat
“ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ : there are seven billion people on this planet and i have like two friends in real life” yup
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Wherever you are , I can count on seeing a vine
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ it's not even our drama !
Needless to say , that escalated quickly .
the funny thing is you're the one who made me promise to never give up
My favorite 8th graders def George
Acting like it's the end of the world when it's just a little storm
am I the only one not watching the BET awards , like I've never even seen it before .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ This is your life !!!!!! Love you
I eat the fishy . _TWITTER-ENTITY_
She thinks she can beat me in NHL 13
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ this is probably ... The ugliest lanyard I've ever seen
Just cause you're sober today don't mean you're better than me .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahah & amp ; no .. Not the same .. I'm Lindsey .. Not Linsey ....
Glad Brendon came out tonight !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I love this
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ only you baby osh
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ I'm a taken woman . ❤
sure showed me who's boss .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ thats normally how it works . I'll be asleep and Archie will twitch and wake me up . And then he says , \Oh , Sorry " , "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I was kiddin bruh chill
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ is you name Nicole ...... no aka your not allowed over
Lol my dad goes I found a piece of your underwear . He hands me a thong from like a year ago wtf man
My little brother is such a cry baby !!
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I couldn't tell ya . No ones ever done it to me .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ oh shit shes about to take out the whip run
But rainbow omega was awesome , so I guess I shouldn't complain
Ha . That's a joke .
\Easton lets go find some dog poop then it'll be crazy . " _TWITTER-ENTITY_ bad influence already smh "
Kate knows who I'm tweeting about huff a slut
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I have a pic of you in the pool in New Jersey . In all clothes but hey !
#flashback to the first time meeting _TWITTER-ENTITY_ at this table at ihop ! #yallneedtobequiet
Guys stop the talk about the national championship game , we all know Kentucky will be in it #jokeoftheday
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ EW omg what the hell
Lol I just poked Seth on Facebook
Michigan best get their shit together #thatwastooeasy
1 , 2 , 3 , 4 how many niggers are in my store ... I knowwww your stealingg✋
My brother and his girlfriends
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ haha thanks ! I am today though lmao
Sorry 4 . But she kind of doesn't count since she's German
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you know why
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ This is the End
I just realized how many people think I'm bisexual or lesbian because of the things my friends and I post . WE ARE ALL STRAIGHT .
Can anyone say STD ? Who wants that ?
“ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ : _TWITTER-ENTITY_ go to urbans or H & M if u want that lmaoooo”
just kidding But ill laugh at you all the time
Hahaha me and kt use to be such idiots at the shore together
me & amp ; caits music video on facebook
I like how _TWITTER-ENTITY_ and I can go from serious to stupid in a matter of minutes
Ppl gonna try and show out for this game
I had the chance , and I blew it
Mom sent me a picture of these shoes she bought and asked me if they were oo lesbian " . "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ excuse me ?
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ should be a comedian , his lyrics geek me out sometimes
Dying of laughter at _TWITTER-ENTITY_ trying to talk to our deaf neighbor . #Lmao #lol
\You are the funniest and most beautiful girl I've ever met ! " "
I know I said to stop , but I had to .
He said he gets off work at 12 so meet him at home at 12:15 ... #negative #aintboutahappen
“ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ : galaxy leggings make me literally hate astronomy more and more like I still love it but it's getting ruined” _TWITTER-ENTITY_
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ she's a joke
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Oh goodness alli !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ buys a 2000 car and turns into a street racer
If you work at ruby Tuesdays you only get paid on Tuesdays
\Bill Bellamy " best rap ever hahaha "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I don't blame you at all
You're a child .... Literally
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ the only way to listen to them
you still subtweet me like a lil bitch✋
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ thanks , I tried just for you lololol
I've been reading for 2hr now I never read tho
Like how many can you use ??
People just lounge around spot coffee like it's there house
My locker buddy is probably my best friend
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahahaha that's too funny
zach is so mean
Watching the first episode of spongebob _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_
I have a serious vine problem because there are tears running down my face right now so many hilarious ones
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I super totally love when you tell Stephen what I say
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ who's singing
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ your coloring book . I can't .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ haha I'm watching the movie right now and they just said that I was like wow hahaha
I watched Kenzie Vidal trip up the stairs !! lol #toofunny #BDE
Officially in New Jersey ... Hey _TWITTER-ENTITY_ .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ ahhhh ! I just noticed your avi was taken at my house ! Was that the Cheerios night ?!! Lmfao
s/o to _TWITTER-ENTITY_ for attacking me and _TWITTER-ENTITY_ in the bathrooomm .
\Sweet dollar tea from McDonald's I drink that . Super hot fire I spit that . 2 and a half men I watch that ""
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ he was hot oops
But I'd forget to clutch it I'm sure .
That FaceTime w/ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ and _TWITTER-ENTITY_ I can't even think of words on how to describe that
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I meant gorgeous gabby **
\I had a dream that I had a kid but it was your kid " Omfg that just made my entire day "
Malones most eligible bachelors live in the #315 . \If you want some come get some !! " _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ "
why love life sucks major balls .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Jenna ?
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ might as well be
Oh the things I've found out lately
My Gma is 80 yrs old n she said that diabetes has conquered her desire to have sex I love her
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ unless Nat is drinking Caffeine !
This like 12 year old just asked for my snapchat name
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ lol nice picture drunk and burnt girl
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you have no idea
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ lmao my dad already called someone about it , ted and him are too much alike
Greg's grandma thought Greg was in 6th grade
All these BAMA fans raging go tigers and dawgs !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I'll just take that truck you don't have
Alma I don't want her I want you
What is life ? Why am I so unattractive ?
My TL is so salty tonight
Only my brothers would get me a giant box of fruit snacks #Holla #ILoveMyFruitSnacks
\Bong , bowl , oneyyyy ! Yayyy Marijuannnnnaaaaa ! Stoner nation bitchessss !!! " .. What _TWITTER-ENTITY_ texts me before she comes over "
50+ next weekend ? No more snow ? This is the best news ever ! I like outdoors ... If the bar has a patio !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ mine was an original idea
All #Oomf does is complain . Shut the hell up
So my real #mcm goes out to _TWITTER-ENTITY_
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ HAHAH well , I'm basically a _TWITTER-ENTITY_ and you're basically a _TWITTER-ENTITY_ therefore , I don't see a problem .
“ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ : I mean other then the slop bucket I encountered over the years .. I really do have wayyy to high standards #toopicky ”
It's not transformation guys , if there is no before and after difference
So I just came home and Dad is drunk and said he got fighting with someone and his friend drove him home . That was me last Friday night
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you so would
I was watching my sister for about 3hoirs and I was sleep for about 2hours brother/babysitter of the year
Y'all don't know struggle til u see me and _TWITTER-ENTITY_ try to communicate BC our phones hate each other
today I ran into this black chick in the landing and she hit me
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ these keep getting better and better
I'm lost a shoe somewhere in between here and work lol therefor ..... I am wearing socks and flip flopsso not ideal
I need a oomf .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ that couple kissing
Football season is just days away . Coach Rangels group messages just prove it , already putting us to work . Poor Emily lmao .
Hahahah Blake Shelton is singing yeah by usher omg dying
I'm back but in pain
Our whole day had been a fail . #TheStruggleOfBeingMontzeAndCamry _TWITTER-ENTITY_
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ probably a no go if the snow is over are heads
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I got stomped haha , but at least I got more than 47 points _TWITTER-ENTITY_
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ omggggg byeeee I'd die
Legit argument over my car not being ' clean enough ' crack me up .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ yess haha
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I know , but they were just numbers when I got the messages . I figure out Kade and Victoria
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ good look jer , merry Christmas
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ lmao !!!!
I just thought about that time _TWITTER-ENTITY_ and I had to take Becky home from Cancuns hahahaha
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ just wished that would have called the game fair down the stretch .
The district hates us
❤ #tweetyourfirst7emojis lolol
Lol I love how people think i care when they talk shit on me .
I swear Rick handed that crazy lady a cheeseburger .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ really wish I saw that
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ oh gosh hahaha no it was close
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Haha !! #whyme
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahahaha I'm just going to say it to you at random times now just to keep ya on your toes lol
Writing letters to the freshman #goodluck
I really want some really cute dresses ! Soo if anyone wants to buy me a christmas gift- a dress would be lovely ! ❤️
Can we take a moment .. _TWITTER-ENTITY_
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ sorry I was showering ! But . I have to go to the city to get it replaced and I never have to time to lol .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ OMG zenon was my favorite movie ever
I love pissing you off .
Dylan's a tard
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ dramatic much ? He's not gonna die now maybe if you rolled him down the hill he would .
It's funny how obsessive you are
Yoo just saw the biggest fucking rat outside of subway
I'm entirely too mean to Shamus , lol good thing he loves me _TWITTER-ENTITY_
When _TWITTER-ENTITY_ catches us taking selfies _TWITTER-ENTITY_
My cousins high school tuition cost more then my first year of college
I laughed at a tweet that was wrong I feel horrible not don't care
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ this is gonna suck
omfg I can't deal
spinning out on ice
I have 7 texts do I like any of you ? Probably not .
What a twisted love triangle . I can't ✋
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ ohhhhh .... lol
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you tagged the wrong Lindsey I'm guessing ..
I was playing All Me in front of my mom and now she's walking around singing \I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one " "
That snapchat from _TWITTER-ENTITY_ #Priceless
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I wanted to do this so bad but I couldn't remember how we met so I never did it !
I haven't talked to you awhile , but last year in math was great ! Remember the eraser ? Oh how I miss that class You're really nice & amp ; pretty !
My cousin is a thug he's been to juvy and has a tattoo of a tupac quote on his arm hahaha also he's only 16
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I'm pretty sure your the one who just said their in love
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ yeah alright !
AHAAAAAAAA that's a joke look at yourself !!!
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ id probably take it and throw it .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ oh my god
That was my favorite tweet of the day .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ oh shendan you're too much ☺
My #tbt on insta
When my little sister is in \love " , and I'm over here like single for life ✌ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ except we have won every game but one this year .....
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ was just on the radio thanks for the shout out _TWITTER-ENTITY_ !!!
I love the fact that Alicia retweets ANYTHING about my brother cause she wants to marry him
But wait ... We just tried to teach the ludlowe wrestling team how to tumble
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I was thinking about tweeting this !!!
Gracie senn kill it
My family decided to watch a movie together you know what we pick ?.. High school musical
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ oh my god .
Currently having a family bond-sesh in the living room listening to different versions of wrecking ball bc it's stuck in all of our heads
That was the first time I've ever actually believed a prank call , props to you
Im in the group that doesn't agree for the conformity demonstration . My teacher said \you're my confederates " #onlyintexas "
Elijah play to much
Ready to get dressed
\ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ : I made a 65 & amp ; gave my baby shaken baby syndrome thank goodness I'm done with it " great parenting "
When people don't know what they are talking about . Rofl .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ omg that was so funny ! We just straight up laughed for hours
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I'm going up tomorrow and I'm going to be yelling that all day then just go off the side fack that was hilarious
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ what about me
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ they don't have a grass hopper
Anybody up with peters for history
Yea were those kids that twerk in a window _TWITTER-ENTITY_
#ImpracticalJokers marathon tonight night complete
We barbecued so much the fire alarm is about to go off
Two girls in the lcc parking ramp getting high as shit lmao
I think it's so funny that _TWITTER-ENTITY_ believes in monsters and has to run and jump into bed
My son likes his nails painted #dyingoverhere
\Yeah he was a kind of a Jew " _TWITTER-ENTITY_ "
Me & amp ; _TWITTER-ENTITY_ are cracking up at all these subtweets
Watching this UFC fight with a buncha boys > & gt ; & gt ; & gt ; & gt ; #loudaf
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I'm creeping on your twitter and I just saw this and I fucking died .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ YOUR TWITTER NAME !! #DYING
I don't even know who this female is and she's taking screenshots my shit
#IGoToSchoolWhere girls like to drink beer #rednecks
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ should I ask ?
This little wiener dog just beat some big dogs
At the the guy snapchatting me off his friends phone trying to give me his number ... just stop✋
\If thrift shop plays , i will kill myself then run " #idiot "
OH MY GOSH . you just went there hahaha
Katie painted her chickens nails ...
There's something wrong with me
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ it's impossible , jimmy and jake were making fun of me & amp ; jaimyn .. when they couldn't even get it off either
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ dude I was thinking piddle when I saw tht
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ Lebron will suck once his hairline is gone
Cool don't text me night
you go from girl to girl , just lose my number
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ I've gotten more emails from Walter State than I care to think about . ✋ #ExProbs
That text I just got > & gt ; & gt ;
There's this kid hitting on me over snapchat . Hahaha . It'll be weird to see him at school now .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ there's a lot of things you don't know
You two are pathetic
I don't even know this chick
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ shut up .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Dude we need to go hunt ' em !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ aww shoot my bad bro I thought you played today
When the bus driver hits on coach >
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ is that joke
I always flex in mirrors and my whole team judges me
I tired that sober life for a week
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ love you
Not only am I loosing all of my clothes to my niece , now my sweat pants keep disappearing to my nephews closet also
The AT & T commercial with Kareem , Magic , Larry , and Bill & gt ; & gt ; & gt ; & gt ; & gt ;
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ wow ..
Hey Claire ! How you feeling right now ? _TWITTER-ENTITY_
Rearranged my entire bedroom out of boredom .
Watching Maury with my grandma #nbd
Can't * #prevtweet
fuck you Cali
I love _TWITTER-ENTITY_ new avi .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ HAHAHA I'm surprised how I wasn't
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ pretty sure i did that w my brothers alllll the time
When Scotty eats his baby marshmallows
Where you work out at Cinnabon ?
Everyone wants me to love them forever
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ how cute did I look in my work uniform !? Who were you with ?
asked raven how she wants my mom to make the chicken tonight . \i'm black . i like fried chicken ..... " "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ HAHAHA I know I know
Cuddling with _TWITTER-ENTITY_ since my boyfriend left me hahaha
I swear I almost get in a fight during every basketball game lmao
This chick sounds like Kip from Napoleon Dynamite . Does she even know ??
There's a guy listing off all the types of Ben and Jerry's to someone , he's gonna be there for a while
what did the fish say when he ran into a wall ? dam .
Didn't expect that . Oh shit .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ omg best night ever
he tells me to get on vine while he showers because he knows I'll get distracted and won't fall asleep
\This is why our parents are getting divorced , because of you . You're a disgrace . " thanks lace "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ come rent movies from me now !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ omg was this in Florida ??
In this generation you can't have friends of the opposite gender without being a slut interesting .
Jordyn thinks she's so clever #no #yousuck
That wasn't illegal it all
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I was thinking of running this week since the weather isn't going to be bad idk if I will tho
I look over towards the door and a little Dora was standing in the living room I CANT
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ no it's true Alanna hahaha you're the lucky one
He said this car has turbo ma'am I said I can handle it
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I need better friends
About to get my gymnast body back with the amount of laughter I doing right now
Even my cat doesn't want to be around me
Holy shit I have never laughed so hard at _TWITTER-ENTITY_ last snapchat 🆒 #missyouman
Haha what is even going on ?
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ lol my love life is 5 textbooks
I just snapchatted everyone in my contacts
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ if only your boyfriend knew
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ but you're an exception
What am I saying
The fact that _TWITTER-ENTITY_ called me to reassure her about getting her bellybutton pierced ❤
AND you have to be a resident of Ferndale . Bitches from other cities can't come toke up here and call it legal
You take so long
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ on snapchat ?
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ what do you call a fake noodle ? A impasta
My life right now
Girls are the best detectives I swear
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ what'd yaaa make on the final ? I made a 100 #beatthat
When I was in 3rd grade I remember sitting in my bed writing songs in a journal
HAHAHAHAHAHA . Wtf , I love how people go around spreading shit like that . I would never even think about doing that
I swear there's something seriously wrong with every member of this family
Proud to say Ethan steward just liked all my Instagram pictures
lol oomf has went after atleast 3 of my exes ... wonder which one is after this one
Jackass is the most funniest movie and the most disgusting
When people told me I texted them last night drunk ...
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ sorry to break it to you
If you need me I'll be in the books the rest of the day !!!!! If Collyns permits .... ❌
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ pretty much
You called the 48
The #snapchat _TWITTER-ENTITY_ just sent me
Coming from the basement to the third floor is just a no no .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ I'd have to laugh
Trying to quiz each other on rappers signature noises
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ doing the drive atm
Back on broadway for one night only #whoopwhoop #tigerland
Was that commercial for real ? tony siragusa endorsing depends for men
Ironically wearing Travis's hoodie at the moment ☺️
I said that's classified
And then _TWITTER-ENTITY_ almost ran over it
Whenever I see cute shoes they never come in a 5 or don't have a lot of 6's so I have to get a big size #tinyfeetprobs
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ ha ! Good luck !!
So many strange people driving by my house .
The campaign is hilarious
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ like I'm sorry I'm drunk
My prescribed Tylenol with codeine is probably a bad idea before drinking ... Right ? _TWITTER-ENTITY_
Angelica's mom thinks we're doing illegal things in her car because we're cleaning it
I washed Sydney's hands
I might have to become a prostitute . #$630 #onesemestersbooks !
twitters kinda live tonight
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ .. Libbs that's the pointer finger
Someone else please quote that
I love how all my friends know how the struggle feels #homework
We come up with the weirdest and funniest things on the bus rides home from meets
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ oh ok
Lauren's taking 372,394,382 of the sunset oh dear
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ i literally LOL'd .
Dad and uncles on the MS Challenge Walk commercial on HGTV _TWITTER-ENTITY_ that just happened
You're gonna get mad over that ? #YoureCool
But I'm really not
but it needs a really really big closet cuz we both have way to many things
Taco Bell in Altavista well that means no six pack for me .......
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ wait is this an invitation
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ I just peed
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ haha omg !!! What a shame though .
I don't know how people deal with break ups , I lost a friendship of 3 years like last year and I'm still not over it
Dad just said ... \ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ hates change . She cries when she walks into another room . " "
what holli just sent me
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ love you
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ sleep is for the birds and the last time I checked .. I'm not a bird !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ if this is about our earlier conversation ol Mary .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ HAVE HIM
I guess people only talk to me cause I'm a slut . Haha #GetALife
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ your so funny not
I'm just waiting to see you posting pictures of you and your ex , quoting stupid lines about how love is never ending
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ this picture cracks me up every time .
This nigga _TWITTER-ENTITY_ liking 15 year olds pictures on Facebook
\It's like coffee , ya gotta learn to like it . " _TWITTER-ENTITY_ "
Hello , how are you ! _TWITTER-ENTITY_
Dang I forgot it was sprit week
If only you didn't suck so bad
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ : Someone Text / message / snap chat me so i don't die of bordem at work tonight till 7am ! #nightshiftprobs
Everyone should go to my Facebook and watch the Wrecking ball video I posted , I'm still laughing uncontrollably
I am in rare form today
Want me to drag him outa here ? Kick the shit outa him ? #rickyvaughnsayings
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ yeah dude , be ready for the snap chats
S/O to _TWITTER-ENTITY_ for being funny asf and for not being loud anymore
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I crack myself up
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahaha shit had me Rollin
Stepped it up a notch with emojis _TWITTER-ENTITY_
Hahaha people crack me up they can't tell me straight .
Can't believe this is _TWITTER-ENTITY_ and _TWITTER-ENTITY_ last DCL's . Literally where did all the time go ? Good luck y'all
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ I just really don't believe it .
Drunk snapchat videos & gt ;
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ okay !
It's ok everyone , I finally got my first drunk text from someone
I'm sitting here laughing out loud at this Harry Potter book #iwantahouseelf
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ is that harassment or like abuse of some kind
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ shut your face
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you embarrass me an equal amount so it's okay
Where did ya getchaaa boots from ? Aldooooo
Even cats here have to lose weight shame on me
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ look at my vine
I can't even
Forgot that me and _TWITTER-ENTITY_ were literally fighting last night over the blanket
I have had FIVE people text me and ask about you today and why and I can't help but laugh every time .
I'm done . he's gay though ... _TWITTER-ENTITY_
These snap chats from _TWITTER-ENTITY_ stahp I'm dead
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ haha no !!
I'm not a dude , don't ever talk me a dude again
Rocky get your shit together and stop promoting songs and random games
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ where did you see me ....?
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ the fact that this was on a Hannah Montana account & gt ; & gt ; & gt ;
“ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ : Going to a truck pull one times makes you about as country as speeding makes me a NASCAR driver . ” _TWITTER-ENTITY_
Bitch bring that to Seattle , bye boo boo
The dr drew show always unintentionally makes me laugh . bahaha
My gay cousin tho & gt ; & gt ;
Chris's mom right now & gt ; & gt ; & gt ; & gt ;
i ate sonic and mcdonalds today . We have serious issues _TWITTER-ENTITY_
I wonder how you'd feel toward me we wernt \close friends " "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you can get fat and I won't
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ what show ?
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ DJ skills need to be revoked !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ doesn't know the difference between a satellite and a DVD player
Inviting people over and I just remembered that I have to babysit in 30 mins
And she is in the 88th percentile . Who woulda thought ?!
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ lol Kota ... Terrified ??
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ what is that ?!?
What I'm telling Jenna rn
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Good luck with that gash in your shoulder
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I'll think about it
I remember when the skating rink was THE place to hang out . #wethoughtwewerecool
Dude , I'm just fucking with you . You're just the only one that replied
Yea I bet you hate running ..
Kelsey gets so competitive ...
How much you wanna bet parents are going to try to sue Justin because what he did made their daughters harm themselves
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ I'VE HAD IT
Lol all these people show up this late to Milford Memories ... everything closes at 7
\Have you ever made out with an Asian ? " what . "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ lol please excuse my rant !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ dude I thought you were a Seahawks fan . How did you not know that
I hate it how people are asking me what's wrong and I'm just like , yeah I'm an emotional mess ..
Just kidding i kind of love you
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I think we are stalkers
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ but you go to a school with like 11 people in the graduating class
I wish I was brave enough . I'm too chicken
She didn't even say she was perfect .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ shut up
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ how could she . IS SHE CRAZY !?!? ARE YOU KIDDING ME . What kind of mother .. HA someone should do that to her
In the song ' ride ' there's something so beautiful about the way SoMo says ucking " "
My mom just told me to go into the SAT's with the attitude of uck it " .... "
probably because they would meet my family & amp ; they would hate him . Haha
ahh , what i tell darius to tell his momm
I don't think they realize how ridiculous they look ...
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahah you just shit on her life get her Kimmy
Was cleaning my closet and my room and I found out I had flu games
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ ravens didn't make the playoffs either
#RememberWhen _TWITTER-ENTITY_ assss was on fire so she drove with no feet ...
Probably Outta Milk Too !
gay made it to home coming baby god bless this freedom country
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you're probably the only person I could talk about music to
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ just give Jim some Flat Tire and ask for the money
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ you're gonna lose later who's your QB ?
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahahaha Jonah hill just sinked that
I really wish I could put up the message Shan just sent me because is seriously describes why she's my bestfriend
I can't deal these messages are too funny this is why I love Rachael
This kid's locker smells like straight bud when are the drug dogs coming ? #Funny
jewel's friend just fell down the stairs
That snap chat of _TWITTER-ENTITY_ telling some girl he didn't understand anything was perfect .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I'm getting you a thick bitch for Christmas ..... Maybe she'll satisfy them needs . You feel me ?
If I don't tell Robby multiple times , make him reminders/notes , & amp ; give him the guilt trip .. He never remembers anything ! #typicalman ❤
LOL _TWITTER-ENTITY_ getting your hopes up .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ remember when we sang Whitney Houston last night
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ thought of you right when it popped up
Lolololol I love my life _TWITTER-ENTITY_
\The weasel bit me , the weasel bit me ! " _TWITTER-ENTITY_ "
Hahah you're a slut
Nutritional value in toe nail
' you don't actually love a person unless you occasionally want to kill them '
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ \don't you record meh ! " dying !! "
OMG he's speeding too ! He's buts
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ that was hilarious
I thought you went to sleep ?
Spencer is a jerk but the things he says are so funny
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ dude its like that girls mind is always tripping ! I understand your pain !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ just died when I saw your retweeted that
I just got told that the fact I have a jeep makes me more attractive .. Okay thanks I guess
Billy just smoked this kid in the eye with a ball
Poor Luke , me and _TWITTER-ENTITY_ make him go crazy at all the things we have him do for us
Hashtag this is awkward
Can't wait to watch #BadGrandpa
Okay . Goodnight ✌
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ or a caaaar either lololol
It's getting hostile in Criminal Justice _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ lololol
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Your cats are way to close to human
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ I'm still in cottage
What _TWITTER-ENTITY_ text me .. \How many gigabytes is left on your phone ? " Hahaha I hate you . "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I'm sure
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ we know who can come over and wake it up for you ...
I constantly get compliments on my league name☺️
\don't settle for anything less than butterflies " - _TWITTER-ENTITY_ what ... is wrong with you ? you're weird . _TWITTER-ENTITY_ "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ LOLOLOL . That's a good one
\You're the one tree to my hill " this is what my campers do at midnight "
Tomorrow with _TWITTER-ENTITY_ no surpriseee hahah
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahahahah , weird
Everytime I hear the song Timber I think of one of the greatest nights at WVU
“ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ : Just totally threw a number out there for that” samee I just wanted the chance to beat _TWITTER-ENTITY_
State Farm commercial & gt ; & gt ;
\where are the construction bags ? " ' no the concealer bags ' do you guys mean construction bags ? _TWITTER-ENTITY_ "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ very unlikely
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ yes you are .....
everyone wear your pajamas inside out and put a spoon under you pillow
I like how Payton just randomly shows up to my house for an hour then leaves
Whacked on the Scooby snacks
Shannon's mom just told Shannon \STOP BEING A HOE " . I'm crying . "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ well when and if you watch it , please let me know
Definitely the easiest one
that's not about you but ooookay
Dope , doper , and dopest his shoe is dope , the other one is doper put me together and there dopest " ~ wise words "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ love that commercial
I'm stupid for even thinking you were going to come over and fix things
Dom would blast her unedited music at the pool
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ okay so I'm a little slow
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I'm 6 lbs over
☺ I'm soooooo emotional right now .. What is wrong with me ?!
My heads pounding from the video omg
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ tripping major ball sack ?! That's perfect
Sorry I'm a slut guys .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ may have to text those to you this is gonna be so awful #hatesewing #seamripperismybff
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ your not the only one ☝
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ my bad
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ lol I think I shoulda won with that durr picture . I'm still laughing at his face lol
\I'm a grown lady . " " I'm Mary Casey . " "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ guys do not understand
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ lol . mom keeps telling me too go through stuff too I'm gonna have too eventually !
I don't have my 6 months and my parents don't let me drive people so I had to drop _TWITTER-ENTITY_ off a block away from my house
You evoke strong feelings in me . Mostly hatred .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ your tweets are so on point right now .
I try to be nice & amp ; you're a douche bag to me . What's new tho ?
I literally just watch vines at night and I laugh so hard by myself
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you can't fail them lol lowest you can make is a 70
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ why do that when you have cousins for me to play with ??
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ some weird kid
Senior recognition night at church , top 30 banquet , senior honors night , and graduation . Big L \Dang I gotta go to all that ??? " "
Quityerbellyachin the stuff my dad says when Rona doesn't want to watch the game tonight
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ only you
I wanna subtweet so bad but I'm keeping it to myself
Cracking up at this group chat
I love a Ki Ki
Shoutout to all them basic bitches wearing an ugly sweater today
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ That's a funny joke
Okay I might be lame but I'm pretty excited that _TWITTER-ENTITY_ just favorited my tweet
Me & amp ; _TWITTER-ENTITY_ snapchats & gt ; & gt ; & gt ;
my daddy's road rage right now haha #movebitch #getouttheway
Never thought I'd see the day my boss hands me a beer and opens it for me lmao
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ bahaha OMG I'm such an idiot !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Hahaha , me either . It's going to be a long semester with her .. \I'm just being nice .. " Lol , no . "
all me and livi care about is apple pie
#ThatOneExWho completely downgrades
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ ur picture looks like a catfish pic or myspace pic
Sylvia is mad because the walking dead has not guys to obsess over . And thinks they should try harder
That is the hardest I have ever laughed #fuckinglucas
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ well it wasn't easy I had to go through a very painful sunburn
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ yes she is !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ so did i
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ 4 , 5 , dinkleburg , 14 , gooch
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ I remember that too I think he smiled when you did it
Just spit water on the floor and the wall in spanish
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ Well then you better quit runnin that mouth
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Me and you ?
I'm in love I gotta stop
Watching _TWITTER-ENTITY_ she had a banana in her cup ?! Only Cristi !
I am encouraging my man to get drunk while I'm home sick .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you went soft along time ago
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ This literally made my day
This bar is playing country music . I'm in heaven ! ❤️
Luke's tweets are always so real
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ go do the dishes . Crap you aren't home !!! I really for real miss you now . Lol
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ late as hell !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ Just trying to see what y'all were workin with !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ ohh well then , I missed my meag meag ! It's only been 2 daaayyys
I am in such a good mood , I feel like hugging everyone today !
He said is it a guy ? Why you talkin to other guys ? he knows it's for his present but it's driving him nuts . It's so funny
564332236899652778999541258887- Natalie you kill me
Cock blocking is a serious offense don't do it ☝
Watching #KKTM and Khole is jumping on the couch because no one will stay up with her . _TWITTER-ENTITY_ something you would do . Haha
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahahahaha ! You're the best !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ only big thing on your body ingui is your
I'm so gay
All the selfies Lexi just sent me
Kitty it's gonna be okay !! _TWITTER-ENTITY_
You still retweet my brother omg
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I thought I was pretty harsh !
Alyssa is killing it today
These vines are crackin me up
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ for real tho ..
My mom's attempt at an Australian accent & gt ; & lt ; & lt ; & lt ; & gt ; & lt ; & gt ; & lt ; #no
Me : Nana you need to stop smoking the ecig so much Nana : if I give you one will you stfu ..? Damn nana don't gotta be so mean
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ they've never experienced a country fest with me
Seeeeee you _TWITTER-ENTITY_
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahahahah I mean it happens !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ phones batteries on 7% ninja , can't be fuckin around atm .
The Waterboy is a class film
Steven's shout outs > & gt ;
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I get that a lot , what can I say tho ? Lolol . #Joking I'm forever tweeting stupid shit . Lmao
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ this is more disturbing .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ take pics of your doggie afterwards
I find it comical when my dad throws a few emojis in our text conversation
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ if you like people who cry when they laugh really hard
Okay , my night has just been made .
That awkward moment when u see _TWITTER-ENTITY_ up on the slopes and u wave awkwardly at each other
11- My dude ! Our 4th block ! And we gonna roast some people next saturday
When Zan chucks chocolate milk all over me #reallyappreciated _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ omfg I forgot I'm dying
I've felt like a bother all day . So I guess I'll leave you alone for the rest of the night .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ hell it is ...
Syanne just snapped
It's freezing ball sacks out there
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ told me how _TWITTER-ENTITY_ had to stand up in señora smiths class
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I got it ..
\Every time Ann frenched , she titty flipped me ! " _TWITTER-ENTITY_ #ClassicDancePractice "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ That's funny ! How do you still have those ?!
Guys that drive a truck
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ you're both welcome ❤
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I'm rolling but for real don't test me I'll put you on that poster now
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ some people like to drink protein before they work out .. Or coffe .. Or water .. Or anything else
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ it's good so far
Want tomorrow to be over with
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I literally watched it like ten times , it's hilarious
You have the most gay avi I've ever seen !
Leaving for for church at 9:45 quickly turned into 10:20
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ howss da food ladiesss ?!
lmfao _TWITTER-ENTITY_ has to skip lunch to take a test ...
\I didn't know you could handle having a girlfriend ! " _TWITTER-ENTITY_ "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ oh haha I see that's funny
Why am I doing the walk of shame out of Michelle's house . Broken flip flop . Hair a mess . Face a mess .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ We bleed glitter !
Andddd one of my patients just told me to turn up .
I wonder what would happen if I just didn't show up to work and angel had to stay all night
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ yeah right
Lmfao there was a fight at Pine today ?
Dumbest thing I tweeted all night
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ back then they did
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I'm crying
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ complaining about not tweeting #lovehim #mydawg
My brother just walked into the house , showed me a pack of gum , and said his was our senior gift " "
I suck at it though
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ swear hahaha
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ got me good
Fuchillo Hyundai commercials are literally hilarious yet embarrassing
Annoying the shit out of Jackie while she's trying to do homework >
all I see is Boston Boston Boston Boston . wished I knew about baseball . them baseball players have the biggest butts . lol #thirstytweet
Am I special ?....... Yes I am mentally
\how does she wear a tampon ? doesn't it fall out ? " the good words of _TWITTER-ENTITY_ "
Best text ever
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you can't talk ... Mr luscious hair with highlights and colored contacts
This lady just threatened to run over another lady for our parking spot
& amp ; by half naked .... I may or may not have meant completely naked . Sorry not sorry .
My papa says he is kicking out the window and tying the sheets together to escape from the hospital .
Can't wait till ThanksGiving eating good
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ in a black girl voice
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ once ever in your life will you say that and you just did , you're screwed
Sydney is gonna die when she reads that
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ i want to see him use it !! Omg
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ might as well !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ lmfao I just died
That may have been the creepiest face I ever seen
The Awkward moment when you see ms. s while working and she introduces u to her family !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ omg i didnt even notice that until now , nice catch
Ok Cameron and Justin please stop driving down the road and being loud I'm trying to watch TV ✋
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ lmaohow about flat Stanley
The fact that an Indian called work and I said \hold on " and I put _TWITTER-ENTITY_ on the phone with him > & gt ; & gt ; & gt ; & gt ; & gt ; hahahhaha "
Wow I think I'm really annoying when I'm drunk but apparently I'm pretty funny
Specific person *
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ lol you fiending ?
My dad snap chatting _TWITTER-ENTITY_
McDonald's and buffalo chicken pizza , it's been a good day _TWITTER-ENTITY_
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I bet they still suck then too
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ why are you telling me this
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ yes . Why would I just be standing in my drive way ? she waits for the bus lmao
Someone hang out with me
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA OH MY GOD HANNAH THAT'S LITERALLY EXACTLY WHAT I SAY TO PEOPLE . ya you should see me with Hannah
Walking around like you own shit ! Please
No one is going to understand that
That wood baby
Lol . Ill stop acting single when you do .
\You're not fat , you're pretty " _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ #memories "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ yes I am yes I am yes I am
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ it's true , I don't
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahahahaha that's hilarious
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ no ? But we're not talking about him
Chicken cock salad what mom .
omg it's a figure of speech , ima #busybee
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Chris hated mackar . and since you don't take shit from people , you prob won't like him either
My uncle just said \she fucks at the table black guys white table tops and redwine " I guess that's how josh turner sings now . "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ it's two naked people in Africa idk what they're doing
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ put on some gloves walk up and break her fingers . Problem solved
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ This just made my day Tell Aubrey I said good luck !
I love how _TWITTER-ENTITY_ retweets all my stuff about Eric cause were both dating Eric's
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I don't even know . I'm pre sure it's slang for the person you like ..?
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ LOL as you whip out your inhaler while playing the slots
Beat my boyfriend in madden for the third time in a row . I've only played it 3 times with him ... 49 to 23
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ tbh I barely read anything , I facetimed my friend for the final test and got the answers
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Dude . You should be their mascot . Like , with like a red head wig and merch .
\ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ : Bronx's tweets rn " hes in his own world . "
Seriously so done
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ I hate you
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ like 3 years ?
I haven't even left work yet & amp ; I'm already almost positive I'm gonna get pulled over tonight
Has Carrollton called off for tomorrow yet ?
Señora's pep talk through texting was pretty sweet . She's the best !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ is your brother okay ?
When an ex-friend texts you and says \stop tweeting about me " Lol like are you serious ? Your the last thing on my mind . "
the fact me and _TWITTER-ENTITY_ are sleeping in a trunk rn
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ dont let andrew see this ! you will get a very serious lecture ! lmao but have fun !
253- your cool bc of the bubble thingy you do
75 dollars in gift cards from my friends but spongebob bubble bath is somehow my favorite gift
my sister just put grape juice in her wine
Wow way to be a dick about it cause you didn't get your way go pout , little fucker
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ me either it's ok
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ ill have to pop acid . That guy said its the greatest thing evaaa right ? _TWITTER-ENTITY_
I love how some people are asking me who my #MCM was yesterday .
Does anybody else wake up and literally waste 30 mins going through every social media site that they have on their phone ?
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahahaha damn ! Bdubs it is !
- my bestfriend ever
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ Hayden it's college
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ oh my God !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I don't know how to answer that
My mom just threatened not to feed me tonight okay
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ who is my boy I'm confused
And you wonder why you have no friends
the fact that he doesn't realize 85% of the texts are sarcasm .. #sorryboutya
When Matt texts me phrases that he says all the time , I picture him saying it like he does with his attitude and I always laugh on accident
This group message
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ or asking who to give her shoes too !
Now that's really awkward
This dude loves drama
I don't know if I'm having a blonde moment or what
Even though I hate this bitch
SO EXCITED TO SEE _TWITTER-ENTITY_ TONIGHT !!!
Let's all take a moment to thank The Lord for the bullet I dodged . #wtfwasIthinking
wearing glasses today ..
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ lol caity you're an ugly fake pussy cunt with no friends , just save yourself some dignity and shut up
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ actually I found him pretty comical I almost peed my pants a few times ... #heshouldbeacomedian
please go . leave forever
Me : hey grandma what does the fox say ? My grandma : krystina , shut up foxes don't say anything .
Watching Hannah Montana , trying to remember the innocent Miley
Caleb and matts married couple rants > & gt ;
Marshawn \out here stormin and shit ""
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ and that's how a true fan react !
from the window , to the wall , to the wall . we saw you shank that ball . #volleyballprobs
that was the funniest thing I've heard all days
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ this is gonna be bad news bears for us .. No more sneaking absolute up camp love you
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I'm so hilarious
Who carries a machete in their car ?!
My moms so cute playing with her little smurfs from her childhood
that vine has me dead
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ its shark week every day in walkers class and u never seem to care
The tribal dancing scene from The Proposal reminds me of _TWITTER-ENTITY_
Oh hell my girlfriend has a twitter now . ✋
Nothing wrong with a hard hat and hammer
So should of used that nerd picture of _TWITTER-ENTITY_ for my WCW !
the stuff I do for _TWITTER-ENTITY_
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ drinking outta cups .
Anchorman 2 was amazing
I couldn't tell
Lol I had 9 , remember ? My 2 had 7 babies & amp ; & amp ; I gave 3 to you
Doing laundry with my husband on a Saturday night
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ I wouldn't say that ! She's got hook ups to all us cheerleaders .
Scary movie 5 was so weird !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ Good thing Shelby knows the answer ...
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ thanks brah
Gonna go to the movies with lily and her mom and her moms boyfriend
Hey bitches you can have him ✌️
Well that's the first
I could so very easily ruin _TWITTER-ENTITY_ life with all of the pictures I have of her
I can't , I can't .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ your glares are so intense
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ nice to know well hope you two have a long lasting relationship
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ I look a little weird .... and we know that's not normal !
Kayla cracks me up
Laughing because _TWITTER-ENTITY_ paid $11 for like 5 mozzarella sticks .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ application please !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ that's the joke
like how do you get rid of a gag reflex from hell ? it's SO inconvenient .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I'm sure your office date can handle helping you out
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ the fact she's drawing a pig
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ I'm laughing harder then I should at this
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I just dyed mine and now it looks just like yours
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ people always tell me were so much alike and im just like ohh
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ lmfao anytime
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Hahahahahaha I love you . You know why , I don't even need to say it .
When a room full of brown girls speak in a British accent ... #ilovethem #goodstuff
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ LOLOLOLOLOL
you my homeboy for lyfeee . Just realized u got yourself a twitta
❤️ I h8 u lol jk I love you ! I miss you I haven't seen you all week we'll have to hang out !
Pretty sure this is why we have to wear uniforms
To wear leggings on the first day of college or not , that is the question ... #ItsTooEarly .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you suck
\I swear these oat meal cream pies used to be bigger .... stupid Obama . " "
Morgan & amp ; Bryce are always calling each other names
Hey nobody likes him I wonder why . You can't gain respect if you're a buster .
Everyone wants to be . A Rapper & amp ; singer everyone who actually talented
Acacia helps me with my love life I love you acacia
“ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ : I don't even need NyQuil tonight . I'm about to sleep like a baby . ” I do that all the time to sleep !! #druglyfe
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ he didn't know what it was ...
\So you're upset I didn't text you back immediately ? Once upon a time people communicated with envelopes and stamps you spoiled bitch " "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ your in trouble
I can't believe I just rode a bike 4 miles to my sisters school to get my phone back
Any girl interested in getting me a Christmas present just hit my head will be all good .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ awh shit . I'm sure you will im about to send Theresa there next week !!!
I think the law of being 16 to drive is stupid I can honestly drive perfect right now
Jimmy Fallon and Sesame Street and The Roots and I don't know how I feel about it
That yearbook commercial though
Ahh someone come watch dumb & amp ; dumber with me #favmovie
We were South Carolina girls for a weekend ❤
Looking at my pics from when i was like 12-16 & amp ; ewww
All I see are tweets about this basketball game
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ no .
Been listening to Caden talk to Chad in a constant stream for the last 45 minutes as he puts together a heater . Really funny . #120questions
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ it's so fucked up
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I guess this is something we finally disagree on☺️
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ are you playing the \how long can I possibly procrastinate until I HAVE to write it " game ?? "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I don't believe I'm in a relationship
Mason is so burnt
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ HAHAHHA I'm crying . Not only was i not close to cuffing but it wasn't even about the right person
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ what do you know about automobiles ?!?
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahaha #perfect
not drinking any today ..
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahaha OMG yes _TWITTER-ENTITY_
Dusty is snoring to the tune of the basketball chant ir-ball ... Air-ball " . Oh my gosh it's hilarious !!! "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ we're so weird .
I ate Nutella in the dark . I just found some in my hair .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ no no
Oh . Okay
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I am very disappointed in you
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ please tell me you remember seeing me at the Beach club yesterday
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahahah if you actually do I will give you like 4
PRETTY LITTLE LIARS IS ON TONIGHT . I'VE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS ALL MY LIFE . .
the lights go out and everyone's a comedian on twitter I'm dying over here
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ maybe we'll just skip this year and have a food date✌
Ya and that one little pipsqueak .....
You're ugly and I don't like you
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ just wait till their qb graduates enjoy it while you can bby
I don't even know if I can handle him forever !! Hahahaha okay okay ... I can . But still . Lol
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I don't think it's that difficult to push a wheelchair jk
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ it would be over for you
I'd rather look like Barbie over a chipmunk
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ yessss ! And our video project with the sit-ins
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ YOU NEED TO POST THE SCREENSHOT IT MAKES MY LIFE .
5-0 saw me out last night , I didn't even think about curfew ALL I WANTED WAS SOME HAIR DYE .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ It's been one of those weeks
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ cactus ?
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ yeah I tweet watch though
I just want some chocolate #butwhendonti
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ THANK YOU for finally shutting that off
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hope you're okay
Never realize how stupid girl poses are until guys try to recreate them . Like
Does anyone remember the show solitary ? It was about people who had to do weird ass completions inside a little holding cell ? Just me ?
My 4th period study today > & gt ; & gt ; #TooFunny #StillLaughing
Wait #1 got ejected but he was in the game
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I feel like us wrestling managers were a sorority and you were her big and Kelsey was your big
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I could use like 10 right now
I've done like 3 of those number truth is things and I'm already tired of them
\Hey ! I like your cast ! Wait , I have a boyfriend ! " "
Alexis's grandparents are cracking me up
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ neither does mine
My last retweet made my night !!!
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I was so confused ??? Hahahaha
\You run , and I run , maybe we should shower together " "
OMIGOSH . ! My night was like
#HallPass greatest movie ever !! #Hilarious
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ oh my goodness that made my night !! The look on his face is like GET OFF OF ME CRAZY LADY ! #canlady #softballprobs
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you sound like my grandma
I will admit I don't take it as seriously as I should though
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ lmao jay Leno is crackin my shit up
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ happened to me for summer school
Yea I don't like you
Pretty sure there isn't anymore room in this theater . It's full of teenage hormones .
Dying is like sleeping forever , what am I waiting for ?! Lmfao
Hi _TWITTER-ENTITY_ Bowser misses you .
Ellen on this episode of Roseanne as Jackie's therapist .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ sureeeee
I'm so tired I just tried to unlock someone else's dodge caliber .... It's not even the same color as mine
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ tagged the wrong person
My 80 year old math teacher is always the highlight of my day
Me & amp ; Sam are getting married , & amp ; he's gonna buy me lots of stuff because we will be rich
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ OMFG I love you
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ pretty funny though ...
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ and I turn completely ghetto as soon as we're around each other
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ welcome to my life .
yeah that's right bitch , you went 50 , and we still got ahead of you
Did you just really ask me that ?
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ that chick on the rollerblades was a keeper
Lol I scrolled down my feed . & amp ; it's the same person postin every five minutes
Just told my sister I can't drive cause I'm ugly
Sabrina - \Did you know it's impossible to bite your shoulder ? " YES YOU CAN . "
The face that it's the Thescon dance and the Officers just asked that there be no babies made .. #theatreorgycentral
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ shut up !
The message I just recieved
Was I just friend zoned
\Six boxes of Girl Scout cookies for her on Valentine's Day . That should shut her up . " - Mike "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ #IsThatADis ?
Dang thought we were going to get a break from you ?!
I'm kinda missing the strange things _TWITTER-ENTITY_ says when it's past her bedtime .. I'm gonna come over .. this time with a video-camera
Just looked through my 12 year old brothers phone and saw his selfies #playaplaya
I can't even handle twitter lately
The funniest thing I heard all day is when Kasy told me he was getting a tattoo .
I can't stop watching It's Sunny In Philadelphia
Watering with _TWITTER-ENTITY_ at her parents house . We were getting all the bitches wet so fun !
i just opened pictures hunter moore retweeted at my boyfriend's lil family thing & amp ; i'm glad nobody's behind me
I've talked to like one person since I have been in Florida #OhWell
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ remember why they split up ? Phil used to smack around bam bamm
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ May The Lord Be With You ! ✌
If I have to get a new uniform as a senior I'm laughing in their faces
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ haha then what're you waiting for ? Lets fuck shit up .
He thought I was really mad at him !
Well maybe he did maybe he didn't haha idk
Waiting till 12:01 to text _TWITTER-ENTITY_ it's hump day
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ sorry I accidently said he
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ if you're anywhere near fat , then I hate hot sauce
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ You are the only person I know capable of putting the f word and God in the same sentence .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahaha I hate when people do That but omfg baylor is so hot
Clearly me and _TWITTER-ENTITY_ have completely different rules of the game Connect 4 !!
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ Garrett , night = made
I almost forgot why I wanted to leave can't wait for the 31st
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ While you were there ! When you got out , I think it was trying to tell me , \I hate you , have a horrible night . " "
Dear God ....
You must be an idiot .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ ya with the car I have
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Cause you're so raw , only calm collect people wear that .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I thought so , too .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ his mom just said it's because his best friends from day care are the black kids ...
That music playing & lt ; & lt ; & lt ; & lt ;
69 i dont really know you but your cute , you should prolly text me back too
❤❤✌☺ those are my recent emojis .
hiding from mrs. zeller
Ha , pretty much every single kid in this class has their phone on their stand
No snapchats all day ?
Pretty fun night ⭐️⭐️
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ only because at 7 I'm comin to your house to cuddle with yo ass !!!
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Good luck at night when you're trying to sleep
\MY IDENTITY ! " - _TWITTER-ENTITY_ "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ well , so far I have sun glasses , bathing suits , and Advil sooo I'm gonna be up for a while
My sister doesn't get a present tonight bcs her godfather doesn't really come around
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ ' s tweets right now are making my day
The fact that a 10 year old girl put her grandma on eBay really tickles my peach
“ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ : I tried to commit suicide yesterday .. In other words I let my girlfriend drive . ” _TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahaha this is you
Apparently it's now socially acceptable for everyone to wear spandex to the rec ... I hope everyone is ready for my white cheeks #fitfam
The things _TWITTER-ENTITY_ & amp ; I talk about
Not surprising .
\FOR THE RECORD , I've had HUNDREDS of successful relationships with men . " Oh rly ? "
The fact that Ler calls me Tornado > & gt ; & gt ; & gt ; _TWITTER-ENTITY_
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Aw thanks linds ! Lol
I wish we had a Ridley alumni in the pros so they can donate us shit
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ love u 2 Kelsey ❤️
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I was so confused
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ chad looked about 30 with his big beard ! & amp ; Corey jus looked twelve . That woman was crazy
\Jesus turns water into wine ; hillbillies turn water into shine " #Moonshiners "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ you two kill me !! Full conversation
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Hahahaha , that was so fun ! Good times my man !
My name topanga ✋ _TWITTER-ENTITY_
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I just died laughing
At least our defense knows how to score a touchdown .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ was ...?
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ of course !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ ol boy hassan tried to hmu last night and I thought of you
2nd field trip of the week tomorrow #
The Hunger Games got me checking every room in my house
Is there a boat out younder ?????
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ then it will really go down hill then
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ haha .
LOL at _TWITTER-ENTITY_ texts in class right now . No biggie . Love her so much
My mom just asked why the wifi goes out when the power goes out I'm embarrassed for her
Everyone left at once . bye to you too guys .
Why does every middle school girl on Instagram take pictures with their tongue hanging out to the side ..
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I worry about mine sometimes lol like it's gonna crash or something . you'll probably have to have that game preordered tho .
Steve said now that I'm older I can dress up for the festival as a Renaisslut
i'm literally crying at my snapchat convo with my cousin right now
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ I mean it's not like we all don't like to kiss randoms whenwere drunk or anything
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I could still hear you in the hallway when I walked out ! I had no clue what was going on !
Obviously I'm not alone on that thought
I love Sunday dinners with the family , my uncles kill me #sundaydinner
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ at laaaaaaaast my love has come along
Did uh .. Did you just say that ?
Just the plain and simple fact that you retweeted that ✋
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ no We wanted to see who would be the first to believe it . We got our RA with it too
I remember when someone had to explain to me what #subtweetnation was back years ago .... When I was a boy
All Zachs friends are married and have kids . And we're just like \I'll have another beer " "
Alcohol gives you the pooos #Sorry im not sorry actually ...
let's put a twist to it
I'm quite the comedian today
Waxing Xenias mustache hahahaha
I've casually been sitting in the corner not tumbling for the last twenty minutes and no one has said anything/noticed
boxing with people down Chauncey
Cmon now . My babe looks good in that pic of us at Steak n shake
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ expect a pole in her near future ...
I'm cracking up right now
Tomorrow is uniform day . Time to be Mr. Marine
I'm in love with girl code
The things we do on FaceTime _TWITTER-ENTITY_
\Don't laugh at Meghan's cake or I will literally cry ... " Just that is gonna make me do it . "
I have the absolute most embarrassing picture of Ashton on my phone
Chase just called me a gipsy
Cody's tooooo much
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ yeah I know , it's more like two centimeters but it's still stopping me from practicing outside
sometimes you gotta lose to win again
katherine zeta jones she dips beneath the lasers oh oh oh
Bandit has never liked me
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Omg hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah lmao I'm literally crying
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ after 2 and a half years of not seeing him ... You have got to be kidding me
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I remember that
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Thank you for being my best friend .
That thanksgiving dinner
It's honestly a miracle if I don't see one of _TWITTER-ENTITY_ tweets while going through my tl
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ lmao , no you weren't the only one
My dad just called Peachwave , peachTREE .. haha I can't even deal right now with him .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ im mean all the time . I can't help it lol
Me and _TWITTER-ENTITY_ are the medical nurses Friday . #gonekillpeople
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ he must have a lotttttttt of arrows ...
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I could tell it seemed like you wanted to kill some body
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I just need everyone to know I was kidding
. _TWITTER-ENTITY_ Got His Page Back #TurnUpppp
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I feel your pain ! everyone always makes fun of me for it !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ your mom's on the phone with my dad right now all I can hear is you guys yelling
Tha way Olivia dances
LOL how you guys think I would actually share my cookies with you ...
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ Austin pays me a standard fee to write his essays
54- yes !!
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ sitting in the deer blind crying , feeling like a fool for trying !
Look at that quote . Look at it . LOOK
This group chat has me like this ..
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ mmmk , I'll let you watch my kids I guess ... Though it looks like your boyfriend teaches them how to break windows
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ they're we're gr8
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ that's funny !!!!
Watch you be obsessed with it in a few weeks .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ thanks means a lot you do a good job haha
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you need to go so you can tell everyone how I did ! Lol ✌
I jus realized what my background was ... _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ really ? Hahahaha I didn't even know !!
When I get sad or angry I work out . I would like to thank the men in my life who have had a helping hand in sculpting my body . thank you .
\At the dentist , everyone is required to swallow " #toshtoshtosh "
Christian > & gt ;
the only comeback she has , hat's why nobody likes you . go die " "
When the Quiznos guy calls Olive a slut #EasyA
Me and Kara are on the struggle bus so hard at work right now
When Luke Bryan comes on the radio I go in my own little world
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahaha a little insecure about your weight Justin .. Good for you for fixing it
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ we will be fine ! I just left Patterson . On my way there now
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ was that supposed to be your comeback ... Or ??
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ defenses ......
My doughnut is called cock ' n balls and has white cream filling #VoodooDoughnuts
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ HAHAHA .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I was so that guy ...
Katie looks at the waiter \chopped nuts " "
Garner is too
So basically I'm done with the book for tonight for all those that have been keeping up with my live tweets . Stay tuned for more tomorrow ✊
I have everyone talking about getting naked .. #score
Hey , hope actually likes me
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ ugh whoops I'm wearing leggings my bad
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ love u
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ a hog ?!
My boyfriend told me I have anger management problems #prettymuch
Hi Ms Parker ! When you gonna let me fuck Ms Parker !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ ha ha
Like Emma and Garrett
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ laughing so hard at our conversation right now #wearedumb
We were so drunk last night we were dancing in the rain in the Mexican parking lot
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I spelled ignition wrong ..
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ lmao you're dumb . Those chainz look nice on you though .
Everyone is watching the country music awards I'm I'm sitting here watching Disney channel
Today In Photos Class Mr Langenecker said hat's Gucci nick " when he saw my photos ...... I died ..... "
Lol at the fact that I want suppose to have my car at all this weekend but I had it the whole time
My mom and grandma arguing is seriously the funniest thing ever #sassy
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ wow coolest shoes
I'm on the phone with my boyfriend & amp ; he's in Lorain right now & amp ; all I hear is sirens .
Vanilla ice gonna be living with the Amish .. #sodone
The fact i pissed on fuckin _TWITTER-ENTITY_
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ it doesn't really matter I guess lol I bought three shakes this morning you paid for two
Cracking up right now
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Ashley cooks hair in the background o god
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ how can you tell ?
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ so funny
That was too hilarious
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Justin lol that not what I meant
Your gonna catch something ... Trying to pull a fast one like that but ill just hold my tongue .
I only care to see like 8 people tomorrow
Im so sarcastic , how do I have friends
The bigger they are the harder they fall . Come step my way
the fact you just said you are trying to piss me off makes me laugh , you are so irrelevant .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahahaha I know who that bag of salt is
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ the tumblr
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ cause I don't wanna
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I was
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ ALLIE I'm sorrrrryyyy
GOD FORBID I ROCK SOME JAYS THAT AREN'T RETROS !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ my first game I ever played I was so excited I ran onto the ice and BAM on my face I went
Every time it hear Justin Timberlake I think of _TWITTER-ENTITY_
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ he men " "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ WE SAW THAT TOO !
I woke up confused as hell in alex's room this morning
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ well , don't listen to it . It'll out you in your feels faster than you can say beaver .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ why would you want to go through that awkward situation ?
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ CRYINNNNN
I have such a ghetto booty .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ ;; I hate you for this I look possessed .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ eww . Ugliest picture in the world . Wuuuvs you though best friend !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ Y'all don't wake him up . Hes got hard duty behind the camera tomorrow
I can't even find a Taylor Swift song to describe my feelings right now .. that's when you know your life's a joke . ✌️
lmfao _TWITTER-ENTITY_ ' s snap chats #dyingrightnow
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ you're so right the whole family is split up !! What happened to our picture perfect family
I've been eating popcorn for the last hour .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ i was gunna offer to see you but pauls has nothing lmao
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ aren't you about to throw up though ?
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Alcohol makes me dance , therefore , skinnier . And boy you were shakin ' it more than me on Friday . You'll be anorexic in no time .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I love my major because when I'm in class its the only time I know I'm not the weirdest person in the room
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ when you comin back cause i have one of Jordan's Christmas gifts
I have so much studying to do and I'm still in bed .
Hahaha my mom goes I shouldn't be drivin us around I'm still all loopy from my meds ..
You should at least change your profile picture , on Facebook , before u go to dinner with another girl . #embarrassing
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ i remembered that too !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ if you would have came with me you would have met this gem they call Ellen
When I get mad at Kaitlynn I call her Katie
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I know haha
Being a nice friend and a Jew for 8 days with rach and not eating breadd
I have officially realized how redneck I am ... my version of a fancy date involves laying out in my truck bed at night .
kaila : \i bet mom took all your presents back because you were being sassy yesterday " "
Good night essex ✌
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I'm pretty sure I was crying with her ! lol
#PerksOfDatingMe there are none . I'm a fucking bitch
Lmfao _TWITTER-ENTITY_ my mom asking why it smelt like \dope " in my room rn "
Drew and gabby fight like there dating
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ completely dead oh my god hahah
I am dead
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I have no clueeeee
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ I love you
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Definitely ! However , next time I won't drink so much . Yesterday morning was a little rough . Lmao
Throwing back to all my favorite songs .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I wish
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahaha aw this is too cute I'm like hugging you and your like gtfo I hate you ❤❤
These AT & T commercials with the kids are awesome
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I thought u were in trouble
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ yes & amp ; it never happened .. We're losers
god I'm hilarious
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ your dad tells you when to go to bed .. Is he still cutting up your food to make sure you dont choke also
Can't stop laughing I accidentally ace timed " my OBGYN this afternoon "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ oh my gosh your profile picture ! #hellboy
“ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ : _TWITTER-ENTITY_ but this time I won't b texting first”cdfu take control Niggaz love that shit
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I can't wait to see ur face . We need to hang outside of class
Funniest thing ever , what is the world coming to ?
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Your dad is fuckin hilarious
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Is that the only game those bunny ears can pick up . Lol put some more tin foil on em .
back twerk- #fack it's real cold too aka 110% shrinkage ❄
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ probably from the nap you didn't want to take
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ thank you for what ?
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you get em all no boost
I don't text _TWITTER-ENTITY_ for a few hours and she thinks I died #bffprobz
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ can't do it !!!!
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ it looks so confusing
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I have dropped it many times . You've thrown it & amp ; dropped it , actually . I've never carried mine in the box tho .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ OMG Kim's twitter name is what we used to call her in elementary school I can't
Loving school this year , because I am already at home . Putting my pajamas on and watching tv while all of you are in class
When makayla makes a twitter cause me and Susan have one ! _TWITTER-ENTITY_
Currently in the mall with Bryce : \i hate coming here with you , everyone thinks you're my girlfriend & amp ; I can't hit on girls " #sorrybro "
“ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ : My dick is called Breakfast in Bed because Omelette you suck it . ” _TWITTER-ENTITY_
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ got some wine in my car right now . All we're missing is the money .
okay or not
Yes Anna did make me tuck her in tonight and hum lullabies _TWITTER-ENTITY_
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ trust me almost every girl is awkward , or we have our awkward moments ..
Casey is such a drunk bitch
The snapchats I got from _TWITTER-ENTITY_ & gt ; & gt ; & gt ; & gt ; & gt ; & gt ;
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ that's fucked up
When Allie just replies randomly to people's ' subtweets it honestly makes me laugh so hard
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ man I am gonna enjoy next nba season
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ it wearing those !!!??
I wish Bryce had a twitter so I could ask him what time it is ... : 30
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ when the fuck did Colorado win a natty ? And yeah they where . 1 time
My mom just drove off and left me
Well then you clearly don't know who you're fucking with .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ IT'S SO FUNNY
This is actually really funny
MAC MILLER IS DEMOLISHING THEM AT FREESTYLE
When your with a person you like and the person who absolutely hates me wants to FaceTime with her
Waking up confused > & gt ;
WHY IS MY MOTHER SO FUNNY ? #thebest #loveher
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ how could she not ?!
Oh I have to cut it first
My bestfriends laugh ...
LOL I MEANT FOR EVERY 2 intl STUDENTS THERE IS 1 WHITE PERSON
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ that attitude right there is what I'm talking about .
my grandma just said that one directions equivalent to the beetles
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you seriously can't spell
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ brayshon hates me now guys
28% success rate hahaha
After that , Another failing math test . Might as well stick with the status quo .
You know your cocky when you make a fan page for YOURSELF on Instagram ..
Just went in taias basement because I couldn't deal with the singing anymore
$5 a puff
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I need the money !!
The conversations I already have with this kid
My note from _TWITTER-ENTITY_ made my night last night ! #crackingup #lovedit
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ it's okay I accept you
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you're in for it tomorrow ! You like hanging with us cool chicks anyways !
They need a heater on the bench because it gets too cold just sitting on the bench .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ the lions are buns and never make the playoffs so you got nooooo room to talk about the defending superbowl champs lol
And I love when people tell me they don't have an email . Do you have cable A cell phone Internet You have an email I'm not gonna steal it
She's coming over to clean my room .. she just doesn't know it
I look like an idiot in my wrestling pictures
“ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ : No , we're never going to truly like your guy friends . You'll never believe it , but they all would love to bang you . ”
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Lmao I read that bitch and sounded it out for like 30 minutes . #Determined
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ that was the point haha
Micklow when he is mad > & gt ; & gt ;
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ oh my gosh ...
Sick my ass , sex withdrawals maybe
Lmfao , everyone stopped texting me
I still have an immature mind .
It's always a good timeee
the \scream and shout " song reminds me of _TWITTER-ENTITY_ singing "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ Pls do ! Haha Send them through the mail !
Last time I checked people could be German and still wear helmets
My brother has perfect grammar and punctuation when he texts me .
I love my cat like he's my son ... If I ever have a kid I don't think I'll love him more than I love my cat
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Ewww . I just gagged . That's a thing ?!
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ just stalked the shit out of my Instagram
Dude I need water
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hardwood king ? Well that either sounds tremendously gay or you deserve a high five ..
Nothing better than finding old drunk pictures
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ love youuu ! Have fun with David ❤
you can tell a lot about a person by their recently used emojis ✌
Tristan that was the best thing I've read all night
\Eva , how did I leave these two fries uneaten ? " _TWITTER-ENTITY_ "
Dez Bryant just compared himself to Calvin Johnson . Hahaha
I have be idea what's going on .?
It's actually hilarious bc you actually think people like you ... but NO ONE likes you . So please stfu
My old diary
don't text me complaining about how I don't talk to you , then come sit by me it doesn't work like that .
The thirst I just seen on Facebook got me in tears right now
I don't understand girls who hardly eat anything .. like seriously people
Oh shit . Mom's drunk . I'm dead .
getting all the answers right on Jeopardy ... wait why am I even watching this !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you sexy girl
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ is it that easy to become famous nowadays ??
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ !... I forgot the lyrics
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahaha well I apologize then fetus
Loling at the snapchat I just sent _TWITTER-ENTITY_
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I don't know
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I put it on insta with your made up Instagram name
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I kept it man .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ Have fun , you don't do a damn thing . Lolol
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I'll be good . Cuz this season I'll be doi hella pushups
HAHAH Rick's reaction to the celebration sounds
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Hahahahahaha you're welcome !
I love when Jim Tom forgets his front teefers #moonshiners
lmao my dad just swigged my vodka that was in a water bottle and then threw it up cause he thought it was water
Actually now that I think about it kanyes new album sucks
“ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ : do you ever wake up pissed as hell at someone because they did something in your dream” _TWITTER-ENTITY_
FDB would come on
155 absences and 93 tardies you're doing alot better then me Justice
I've never seen a tweet so relevant to anyone's life that the one I just saw
My mom just said its a shame you can't drink we could go to the bar
Having to explain to my mom what shot gunning is
Why is Kenny Smith so turnt
me and Meghan's first conversation was about pizza , that's when you know
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ this is true
Hahaha omg the conversation I just had with my upstairs neighbor with my mother was the highlight of my night
People always tell me I'm motherly
JUST POURED ICED COLD WATER ON LEXI IN HER SHOWER ! ❄
his expression & gt ;
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahahaha I could tell
I was just told that I have no real friends . Apparently I'm a fuck up and nobody likes me .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ girl youre crazy
Haven't snapchatted in a while someone snapchat me Anthonybassotti
I remember when i use to get in trouble when i was little nd had to stand in the corner
Th texts i am gettimg from _TWITTER-ENTITY_ right now & gt ; & gt ; & gt ;
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I'll take it ! At least I can shower . That weights gonna take a whole to get off ... #SorryNotSorry
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ coming from you and I only left cuz I didn't do a packet
It's sad when you don't trust each other so much that y'all have to switch phones
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahahaha it was magical for a while now it's annoying seeing him in public #exforareason
Was gonna snap chat _TWITTER-ENTITY_ back but I look ugly right now & amp ; screenshots run in our family
A little friendly competition between cousins on this road morning . hahahaha #vroomvroom
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ in January you guys are going to be scouting college players with your high draft pick hope off
Peeing in the side of the toilet so it's not as loud . Lmao #true
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I work at stop and shop so I'm not allowed to brag about money
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ haha oh my god . You crack me up
i just wanted to see if you was gone respond or not
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ lol no that's you
Loling cuz _TWITTER-ENTITY_ fam might rent my house when we move until their new house is done being built
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ yeah sarah stop !
Nope that's the VP of Sprite or something
That just tops everything off .. you've fucked every guy so you had no choice but to move to turn lesbian .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I'm just going to avoid Instagram from now on
RSL needs to go all Hitler on Jewsbury .
Glad I didn't get any sharpe tattoos last night
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ rightt ! hahah at least I'm not the only one
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ please excuse my creeping , your tweets amuse e
My point exactly
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hell yeah ! Always has me feeling some type of way listing to this song ha
\Can I just smash this yeezus album on the ground ? Actually .. no .. I'm gonna keep it so I can show my kids what bad music is " - _TWITTER-ENTITY_ "
I know my sister and her boyfriend are really enjoying this roadtrip with me in the backseat
So I guess Luke was just knocking on my door for like 10 minutes to wake me up
Sorry for the drunk texts everyone
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ Channing is welcome to come !!
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ you brought him into this .... I was joking ....
* guy drives up\im sorry , I don't get in the car and go on dates with guys who dont open the door for me " * guy drives away #thinklikeaman "
Hey dude , I don't know about you , but tonight was great .. With _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ only jake would know
The \oh shit " moment when you're creeping through somebody's Instagram and accidentally like something from a few weeks ago #whoops "
I have this weird feeling that my new roommates are going to get me into some trouble next semester .. _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ ohmygoodness . Here I am grabbing my Cheetos , making a run for the door thinking I'm about to have to meet you at the hospital
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahah I'm actually laughing really hard at that
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ lol he don't want other dudes benefiting
lol I found a song that just made my night
My mom just owned our black professor about racism
I love my floor mates
Shenanigans with Ever
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ it was a joke !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ is going to have a ghetto roommate
This man needs to bust out the photo shop before he go to post real quick
My neighbors probably hate me . Lol my music bangs all the way to the end of the street
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ also tried stealing my tickets .
my cousins are playing with a condom .. i remember when i was 12 years old
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ lmao !!!!! I was just about to tweet about that !!
Dying thinking about Tilapia Tuesdays _TWITTER-ENTITY_
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ bitch please ✋
The dictatorship is a funny ass movie
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ lol . It's half melted on his desk still
#oomf face looks like a horse teeth & amp ; everything .
Some gay guy swore up and down I looked like some Australian actress ! He wouldn't let it go !!!
He confesses his sins to the church every week
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ exactly ! All that shit is not needed !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ the only thing your cars bumpin is boats lmao
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ YOUR IN THE GOOGLE COMMERCIAL
i've definitely found the perfect guy for me
“ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ : I like to rub Vaseline all over me and lay in the yard and act like a slug”
\he was trying to make me flavor of the week ! " _TWITTER-ENTITY_ "
First time I've heard that maybe if you wasn't a giant I could have done better
I didn't fall asleep till 7:30
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ yes , she really does love him .. Just like mrs. Hall does LOL .. He can be the distraction then we'll take him out too jk
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ gah I know
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I unblocked you haha I couldn't see your tweet that Emily replied to because I block you
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I know right .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Hahahahaha that's funny
\Alright I guess this is the night bitches die . " "
You guys are gunna hate me but I was just kidding , there is school !
The hot Chinese delivery guy just asked if Logan's parents were home
My three year old sister just said , \what's up cuh " lol . I've taught her well ! "
It's the fact Madz and Mel have a video of them dancing on a chair
watching were the millers as a family movie
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ pls do it
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I probably should have deleted me saying that .
Who's gonna let me come over Saturday ?
What are u doing ? .... crushing up my chips so last longer - _TWITTER-ENTITY_
Thinking about it now that shit made no sense
Had a great time with _TWITTER-ENTITY_ as always ❤
Just kidding I'm not getting a tattoo lol
She acts like I'm supposed to give a fuck #lol #idont
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I have no life
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Dave Franco can get it whenever , remember how I was when I saw him when we watched 21 jump street
Homeless life is hard
these asks I'm getting right now I'm guessing _TWITTER-ENTITY_
leave it to my parents to go the wrong way on 55
Coworker in the cubical next to me was blasting the South Korean national anthem so funny
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ what's your stage name ? I'll just call you cinnamon I could watch that movie over and over again
Edonna : she has a baby in her tummy . How did it get there ? _TWITTER-ENTITY_
Girl fight in the cafeteria , that was funny
The rams punter just laid the wood then shoved him and had something to say about it
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I'm questioning wether we keep subtweeting eachother or I'm just loosing it
My mom would carry her purse around the gym because she doesn't want anyone to steal it #lol
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ haha ! I know right ? There's like 5 chicks claiming they're talking to him at my school alone .
This is a mad house
I would probably shower if I could stand up for more than 2 seconds without falling over .. #sorryboutit
I love Madea
#GrandTheftAutoMemories Me and my boy tomato doing drive bys and shit . _TWITTER-ENTITY_
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ lol !
the people u see at target _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_
That was TOO funny
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ not a good one , try again fag bag !
I'm just sayin
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Katherine told me about that . Literally peed my pants
Your vines are the best lol
I like you .. No I don't .. Yes I do . No I don't .. Yes , no , yes .. Ugh : anyone else think like that ?!
This bitch loves her job at Taco Johns _TWITTER-ENTITY_
when people say I'm nice ..... HAHAHAHAHAHA jokes on you bitch
Bump nasties already
It's hilarious that my sick sweater is my ex gf's
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ haha lookin like a reall G though
Lol I know .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you can go on vacation with me
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ you'll get ' em next time , tiger .
Great minds think alike ! _TWITTER-ENTITY_
#oomf has one of the biggest butts I've seen on a guy in a while ...
I'm wearing Nike stuff tomorrow .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ ditch so I can have your spot
Wow Ashley really wants to cuddle
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ my grandma tattooed her eyebrows
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ why don't we kick it on the reg ?
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ lmao true true but I told him I'm only coming to the car to get it I'm not going for no drive
Lmao my bad
Like she doesn't go back & amp ; tell us what you say .. pathetic
What did the sluts left leg say to her right ? Nothing , they've never met . #dying
Hopefully this 2 hour delay turns into a cancellation . But probably not .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ im such an idiot . lolol
My mom - \Who was that kid with the cool shoes on , and the nice pants ? " . huh ? " When that weird kid stalked you home from school ! " _TWITTER-ENTITY_ "
I've forgotten how funny _TWITTER-ENTITY_ is !!!
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ I'm crying
I could become a thrift shopper and not even be mad .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ okay but you can't tell me that wasn't a solid guess❤️
The whole point of _TWITTER-ENTITY_ coming back home this weekend was for a chiropractor that he slept right through this morning
Jordan you're their bitch right now
Seeing _TWITTER-ENTITY_ get hit with a snowball made mine and Ashley's night
i about died watching that vine
Favoriting all of Sam's subtweets that I know who are each about
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ oh my word y'all are cracking me up .
So today andrew said he has a lot of girlfriends _TWITTER-ENTITY_
I didn't know Blake Shelton was a country singer AND a comedian
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ and I always have something to talk about fr
My dad just referred to a bra as a \double barrel sling shot . " I can't even . "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ Mmmhhmm !! I love me some of dem black high waters !!
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ lmaooo got me geeking over here
so Candace and Rylee are my parents now ...?
I have problems .
I use like 549275 different mascaras but my eyelashes still look like shit
Nicks the best boyfriend ever , I mean he watches girl code with me and doesn't complain .
Honey , please stop tanning✋
My dad thinks I'm staying home tonight
Lol at my transformation Tuesday photo on Instagram .
Well didn't know
Shopping with my gay best friend
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ like everyone that allows unadded contacts to snap them got one . Everyone that doesn't just got a request to add the person
It says James Franco bitches
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ maybe you see him on the same rotation day of attire all the time , or his closet looks like Homer Simpson .
Cops is definitely my favorite show its so fucking funny
Lol wait this is why we're never gonna talk again
Me and _TWITTER-ENTITY_ almost rear ended the fuck out of jays truck today
I wish everyone could see my brother dance in the car with music
Kelly really did prove my wrong
anybody want to ride with me to the beach ? full tank of gas . my treat , just don't wanna drive alone
Hands down one of the best/funniest nights of my life .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ lol we have another Leo on our hands !
Lyes told on twitter . she didn't even know who was A$AP .
just heard the Harlem Shake on the radio and the first thing I thought of was middle school softball season _TWITTER-ENTITY_
Maddy is a slut _TWITTER-ENTITY_
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ craigers I know it was a dumb story ! just don't go telling it again lol
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you gonna fall right on your face
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you just keep on surprising me every damn day
Tweeting in the pool
Maybe because someone locked me on the balcony with man eating seagulls . #RUDE ☝️
I wish I had more freshmen friends most of them are soft mores and upperclass men
Summerfest is poppin
Whatever helps you sleep better at night sweetie
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ AJ got in trouble for calling them that !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ has the best snapchats !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ this is very true .
I can seriously get along with anyone , unless you're a fucking bitch . I'll just be a bitch back
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ oh god I'm confused
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahahah #TooPerfect
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ wuttttt .. I give you props
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ how do you have this ?!
My dad just \slam dunked " our roof and every single Christmas light turned off "
I have an obsession with GT-R's . It's a problem .. I have a photo album dedicated to that car .
You HAVE NOT LIVED until you have seen _TWITTER-ENTITY_ try to jump his car hahahahahahaha
Sometimes I look at my own snapchats after I take a picture or record a video and think , why am I so funny ? #dontjudgeme
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I thought you didn't celebrate the 4th .....
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ HAHAHAHAHA I hope you don't actually think this is about you because it's not !!
Icecream sounds nice ...
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I know
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ you just made my day
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ have a nice night .
When you see a person drive fast asf down the street , park , get out , and the cops roll by and we're just laughing at those shitty pigs
Women use make up to make themselves look better where men just go out and buy a Porsche
So my brother is dating a pastors daughter that doesn't speak English and he made my brother pray in front of him when they first met
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ haha she's gay !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahaha we would have no chance if you were out there .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahaha plz don't look like a pedophile
But when we by each other we clown all dayyyyy
Fuck your Christmas music
Is it sad I still know some of our dance moves to \lady marmalade ? " _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ thanks thanks
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ it's all good !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ what the fuck
Lmfaooo at the fact that we were stuck on Fulton St for 20 minutes & amp ; this dick had the nerve to yell at us for not being able to move
I haven't talked to _TWITTER-ENTITY_ all day . What the fuck .
I seriously can't stop watching it .
Betty White & gt ; & gt ; #Hilar
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I think you hit that in the beginning of the week ...
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ why did he do that , that was probably the most hilarious moment of my life he's in out tech tomorrow
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I beg to differ ...
Is it weird that everytime I hear the song , I hit it first by Ray J , I literally laugh ?
Last night instead of singing \All I wanted was a Beamer " I said " All I wanted was a Lexus crossover " "
The snap chat _TWITTER-ENTITY_ just sent me #Ballerz
Oh okay cool a big fuck you to you too .
My snapchat videos from _TWITTER-ENTITY_ & gt ; & gt ; & gt ;
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you're not ugly
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I never thought the word \happy " would EVER come out of his mouth "
i want someone to tweet about me just so i can use one those pictures pictures with*that was a nice tweet & all but imma need you to at me\ud83d���✋ "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ no your not
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I always ask and never get
wow . suddenly , I am feeling like an idiot .
Nothing to piss grandma off more than getting another tattoo over spring break
We're the millers is hilarious
Haven't been this tired this early since before summer .. We didn't even run at the open gym for bball damn I'm out of shape
My moms tryna get me to be fat she gave me gift cards to Taco Bell , Arby's , McDonalds , Wendy's all with $50 on them
I still laugh at drake and josh
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Haha you already know !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ bahahaha to this day I can't believe that happened #bad #asses
' Its cool , ill get my own sloppy fifths '
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I mean I'm really not an asshole , get what I mean ?
I seriously die laughin when Adam Sandler dances on the steps to that gay ass tumble for ya song in this movie
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I do .
\Ashley takes no prisoners " _TWITTER-ENTITY_ is making my night right now "
Ryan said a mushroom why he so foolish tho _TWITTER-ENTITY_
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ just asked me what okra is ... Bahahah
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ Hahahah sophie
lol that didn't just happen
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ and I have some crazy conversations
I can't help by laugh at all the creeps that comment on my sisters stuff omg . #watchout _TWITTER-ENTITY_
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ 80 second snapchat story is the funniest snap I've ever seen
I wish I had friends that I could send ass pictures to everyday seriously
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ do I want to even know how ?
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ : Fine , I hope it looks like shit and you wish you would've listened to us . #loveyou
This bittttch though ..
Oh , lmao
Christie and I send each other the weirdest snapchats .
Hope walked onto the wrong bus
Oomf hates me
They probably just wanted Edwards money I'm totally kidding I love twilight more than life
S/O to _TWITTER-ENTITY_ for making me feel good about my tweets .
Hahahaha ! You're so #TWOFACED
Can't look at Steve Harvey without laughing .
I'm sorry but I can't ... Anna your vines are life . I just can't even ... No I just can't .. _TWITTER-ENTITY_
This is perfect
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I'm not even kidding
A fight at a Jr. Jazz game ?!
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ is hilarious
How does Moses make coffee ?..... Hebrews it
Jenna is so funny i cant even take it sometimes ❤
I just dropped $20 at Wawa on food for me and Tyler ...
I know everything about oomf now only cause thy post It on here .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ like JUST LET ME TOUCH THE DOLPHIN
I'll finally be 18 in 2 weeks
he's pissed that he's not in my top 5 hottest black boys
I'm gonna have to shop at the dollar store for my moms Christmas gifts
Me & amp ; Chris have come to the conclusion that we made some pretty bad decisions last summer
my brother will be up at like 7 tomorrow ready to go to the beach and I'm gonna be sleeping
Lmao , like who ? _TWITTER-ENTITY_
Hilarious _TWITTER-ENTITY_ phone tap I'm gonna shove holy water down your throat !!
When people call me a bender hahah #alrightthen
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I thought I blocked it
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I have no words to respond to that I'm dying over here
\You can't make a good decision , you're walking around with a mustache " "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ awh I miss you too ! & amp ; just text me !
My dads making fun of my terrible English and grammar
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ good prediction
Last night I was the realest bitch to _TWITTER-ENTITY_ i straight told her how much I admire her lolol
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Hes fuckin hilarious
Ovaries before brovaries ... Hahahaha
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ omg what ?!?
I'm a pretty calm person , considering all the stuff I could of replied with . #asshole
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ it wasn't as good as your movie theatre dream tho
me & amp ; my friends always text each other when we post new pics on instagram and we tell each other to like them
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ bro !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahahahahaha I don't think you're creepy so it's okay
no I really need to balance my self before homecoming so I don't like bust the night before and wake up with a black eye day of
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I was totally gonna make a comment about your lack of social life but didn't wanna be too mean in one tweet
I love closing with Blake !
That text I just sent _TWITTER-ENTITY_
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ when are you not ?
Hold that thought while I go throw up
Okay so drama , is the most funny class I have ever taken .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I've always been a fan of his ! So glad he's on my team ! Miguel Five-0 is great by the way !
Drinking warm beer is like putting your hand in a fire
I just text my cousin to tell her I'd be at her wedding bc I lost the RSVP & amp ; that she'd look beautiful ... I had the wrong # I was 1 off !
My eyes are dilated time to avoids parents ... But I don't feel like getting up fuck it
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ IT'S A SHOW ! LOL
I love people On Xbox live
It's okay guess ill just tell my boyfriend about this is make me feel better oh wait #TeamSingle
Every team that has a Cardinal as a mascot sucks ! Arizona , St Louis , Louisville
Lol , my friends and & amp ; I are seriously chillin with Jeanna's parents while she's at prom . They're the best .
#creepyjames is so stupid
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ faggggggg .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ 12:45 or something like that I think , we can get gym memberships
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ lol I like our what if scenarios that always make each other feel better
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ what if it's like a gang and they just want the cops to believe they're all family . niggas don't even look alike .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ whaaaat ??? LOL
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ kaitlyn and I spent like the whole lunch period cramming for it ! study a lot !!
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ he is so fucking funny and weird at the same time
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ You went from really excited .. To really disappointed in a span of a minute .
HA . Why am I such a bitch ? No wonder I have no friends !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I found sir & amp ; captain douches twitters
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you too bb !!
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ for real
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ I didn't either guys !
The shit that Hunter Moore make people do is hilarious
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I don't even know what u were trying to say
Poor folks taking showers outside at hotel sprinklers . _TWITTER-ENTITY_
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ me & amp ; my boyfriend have broke 3 beds get on our level
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Hahahahaha just did mine
On the phone with Steven in my room , I turn around and all of a sudden he's standing in my room . #creeper
Uhhhh ohhh haha daddy might kill me after tonight .
I'm gonna straighten my hair for school tomorrow
Good thing Leonardo showed up to protect me . My niece and her costumes
Jack Sparrow just tweeted me
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I'm with my mom and dad and it was maddd awk when that came on
Someone let me know the wait time for ios7 at 1
I find this so funny . er mah gerd .
About to go to mighty alone
I'm LOLing at _TWITTER-ENTITY_ teacher right now !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ #honkin
Can't wait to take the tv that everybody is eyeballing tonight and hide it In the store
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ i remember i saw the video
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ wait why is this so funny
Me and pawl was week earlier .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ yeah lol , they can't be making to much off him
Why can't guys get the I know your asleep but ... Text ?
Best spelling award _TWITTER-ENTITY_
I really need to get my sleep schedule back to normal
Working next to my brother in law when he gets pissed might be one of the funniest things I've ever experienced in my life !!!
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I have secrets
I don't understand how people don't put their teeth together when they smile for a picture you tryna hide your bottom teeth or something
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ veryyyy foreign
Ethan's snapchats right now & gt ; & gt ; & gt ;
“ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ : Your truck may be nice but you are a complete douche fuck .. sorry bud , trucks don't come with a personality . ”
Mark and Derek's bromance & gt ; & gt ; & gt ;
Watching Madea witness protection program
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I'm sorry trav tweet it up
Introducing Harper to NYSNC and Backstreet Boys on the way to roanoke
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I'm not sure who Ramon is but I'd like to try his noodles ...
Nothin like a redsox fan and a Yankees fan watching a game of their teams playing against each other together
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I'm seriously laughing out loud . Literally LOL
I lose my ID like 10 times a day
I can make my own decisions #thanksthough
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahahahaha glad I'm not the only one
Just watched the last ten minutes of The Order of the Phoenix and I forgot how corny these Harry Potter movies are
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ haha !! Yum ! I'm playing halo . Too busy to leave
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ did you see what he wore today ?!
Still cracking up that _TWITTER-ENTITY_ her a dream I took her Clemson hoody and gave it to Goodwill
I actually lifted and exercised today #bouttime
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I'm going watch my mom skydive
My car always makes me drive first so they can watch me mess up & amp ; do better
All those people that hated on raves suddenly want to go ?! Hmmmm times have changed
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ eww ! I know ! And baby kailyn on the biscuit express
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ don't worry I can't stand that rotten cheerleader either ! I find out everything ! you should meet her nasty mom #cheercoachprobz
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ \state of health ? ____ Good ? " Me "
I cant deal
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ wishing I knew what you did today
Good ! I don't really give two shits !
Nick Karazsia kills me
Hahaha successful troll was successful
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ come pick me up right now .
hush !!! Dl dl girl .
You just gotta you just gotta you just gotta yeah _TWITTER-ENTITY_ fucking tabasco sauce
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Bridget blocked me on Instagram
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ obviously
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ yeah baby I gotta finalize plans with mama but I'm sure it won't be no biggie ! and omg I have stuff to tell you about tonight
I've been snap chatting ALL DAY LONG
Says the one who got his stolen at a game
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ it's all good
Lolol . DEAD !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ good joke .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahahha hahaa loling
Lmao my dad said he's gonna read the cake box instructions and substitute the water for oil #no
#LOL When some random ass kid adds you on #Kik
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahahaha I'm dead
All of _TWITTER-ENTITY_ retweets of spongebob have me laughing !
Gonna be driving everyone nuts tonight
When things that are supposed to stay on the bus and they don't
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ lmfao !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ a priest like you were last year
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ Hahahaa omg
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ haha I can already see all you girls on those damn stone bleachers huddled up like penguins
In not sure if you have a problem , or if you've just never seen someone with all of their teeth before .... #stratford
The fact that Kim Kardashian is trending right now .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ this is actually a pretty good song
Ran 10 miles , while knitting myself a sweater
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ fuck you .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ that's what I'm sayin lolol
Messing with shamari is honestly the funniest thing ever .
That feeling I get in my stomach when I text the wrong person/snapchat <
I wish my boyfriend could bring me mcdonalds .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ lololol prolly not
I know I shouldn't buy I just can't resist ... _TWITTER-ENTITY_
Kik is blowin upDudes love pussy pics
So ... How bigs your chicken ? _TWITTER-ENTITY_
Okay guys don't worry I got my doubles in
#TalkLikeMyBestFriend I lost my wallet . _TWITTER-ENTITY_
I swear if anyone read the conversations between _TWITTER-ENTITY_ and I , they'd be speechless
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ just get a new twitter Olivia . You're embarrassing everyone
\Ill wear your grandmas clothes and look incredible . ""
Haha , and you think I care
Micaela : \Can we just talk about the fact that your mcm has a SMILING HORSE " hahahahahaha "
Madison and I are complete opposites
Your bored they're bored I'm bored we all bored but yet none of ya want to make planes ? Ahah
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ he's probably still pissed about that too
Hahaha . Aaron was practically naked when I FaceTime'd him ! #ew
So much Bait why didn't I do this earlier ?
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ Stephen hawking's insty
LMAO me and Jenny just got called out on sleeping during other peoples presentations #finalsweek
\This man lived a good life . He had a wonderful woman , a lush garden , …and a collection of Russian nesting dolls . May he rest in peace . ” "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I did too & amp ; they almost held me back but I passed with A's & amp ; B's
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ still have classes left ?
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ ohhh yeahhh ! I forgot that hahaha we googled her name before too
Trying to picture bobby saying Yo & amp ; I'm cracking up laughing
I wanna be on a cypher video . Well maybe not
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ \why don't you marry her , since you obviously hate me ! " #ctfu "
Lexi please take your girl lmao she crazzzzzy
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Lmfao whoever that is .. I love them hahahahahaahhaah
Jumping out of the trunk to scare Allison & gt ; & gt ; & gt ; & gt ; & gt ; _TWITTER-ENTITY_
I had to text tori and ask how to do a sprint workout
The fact that my dogs name is Tucker but we call him Buzz ...? Idek
Finally went school shopping this weekend
I only like 4 people I go to school with . O
Twitter right now you have to be kidding me #LOL _TWITTER-ENTITY_
Nobody talk to me tonight I'm too crazy right now . WOOOOO
These Chloe tweets make me laugh so hard .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahaha I want to leave my house . In so bored
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ why are they here ?
One time I put a live cicada inside _TWITTER-ENTITY_ baiting suit bottoms and I got a time out
I love when I'm having a conversation with someone and it's heading down south and someone says \On a side note .... " to change the subject "
Bitches are stupiddd .
Cheyenne is counting down until 8 , so we can get ice cream . _TWITTER-ENTITY_
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ how did that go ?
Love watching Nebraska get there ass kicked !
Vilonia acting like they just won state
Dying _TWITTER-ENTITY_ my last retweet
Stupidest thing I've ever seen .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ you have an iPhone , yet you still can't spell
Thinking they can do all the flooring themselves is funny
How I've never watched an episode of The League until now is beyond me
Aunt Jamie is stirring the pot tonight
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ yes but i was sober for that
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahahah I love you guys !
Girl code is too funny
If those freshman think their going to have the same friends in highschool as middle school there definitely wrong .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ what would the world do without Scotty P
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ that's weird af I just set that as mine yopper gang
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ bahaha I know
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ okay . I'll remember that !
Definitely wearing my uggs to school today !
when the SAME guy hits me and sara up to chill .. awk _TWITTER-ENTITY_
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ oh my gosh . im dead .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ oh my and gave my a black eye .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I was so amazed when they walked in like that
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ couldn't open his fuckin eyes last night
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ wish I was there to translate
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ nativity set probly includes the Asian jesus from 21 jump street
I always trip in school gud thing no one is ever around . #clumsy
Sometimes I think I go shopping too much ... but then I remember there's no such thing ❤
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahahahaha I'm such a cat lady
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ the one time she notices us lmfao watch
It's not really warped tour if you're not exhausted and have a hideous sunglasses tan
Why do you try to get with every girl and you wonder why your single
Only me and _TWITTER-ENTITY_ would do what we just did
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ oh never mind I'm weird
Haha this dude makes me laugh
When my boyfriend doesn't know when his prom is
You said hit you up when I'm back ... So I hit you up _TWITTER-ENTITY_
I geuss I can go to bed lmafo
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ it's my favorite emoji of the day
Her friends stole the bell on top of the taco bell in town for a scavenger hunt .
hahahaha the video _TWITTER-ENTITY_ just sent me every girl wants our boyfriends
I used to want to have visions like Raven .. Hahahaha
we want more we want more , like you really like it , you want more #hahaha #at & tcommercial
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ lmao I know I'm sorry :'( I was trying to fix them !!!! I swear .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ too presh
Lol my body is literally glowing from all the paint and the broken glow sticks
Tonight was the most bipolar night ever _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_
\It's a rabbit , Hanna . It's not going to answer you . " Wise Words of Spencer Hastings . "
Shoutout to the Scottsdale cop that just called in an all points bulletin on my car cause I gave chris zummo a ride home #itsthehair
I just remembered waiting in line at chipotle and I looked up Harry styles and john judged me
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ nigga , I've honestly NEVER been this expressive about how I really feel . You should feel privileged to witness this !
\Why'd you bring spam ? We don't have cats ...... " "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ knits a scarf ?
Laughing at you bitches like hahahaha .
is this a joke
I got my sister walking around the house singing ounce that ass girl , shake them titties " "
My mom went to wawa and some old guy told her \good luck in college " my mom said " thank you " "
Mine and _TWITTER-ENTITY_ conversation & gt ; & gt ; & gt ; & gt ; #happy #toocute
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ LEGGO
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ but I did
Zachs mom and my mom went Christmas shopping together how adorable !
The conversations that _TWITTER-ENTITY_ have are just perfect
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ one handed I can't do yet . I stick with clapping
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ halo 4 . I got a double kill in my second game #badass .
The stuff that happens when ms. H-L isn't here
And s/o to _TWITTER-ENTITY_ #youalreadyknowwhy
You are sooo socially awkward
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ the hot one ?
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you also said that about Ohio ... And you found out awesome people come from there
\A slut like you " .. HAHAHAHAHAH what ? _TWITTER-ENTITY_ "
that awkward moment when the sonic lady brings you the wrong order ..
Can't wait to tell everyone what just happened to me
Woke Thomas up again
Good thing this movie is great though
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ that was a serious moment dude . Or when we were in ocean city with kenzs and she kept saying .. You know that word
This has been the funniest night
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I miss it all ! We had sooooo many good times
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ WTF KIND OF EMOJI IS THAT
What a douche
My hedgehog is such a hater of life
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ cause you're a puss !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ even a msu pillow pet ?!?! This is why msu fans are crazy Jk
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ omg that was the best class
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ do it ! Haha male doctors and shit are sexy
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ why'd they give you big bucks
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ was president of Miss Roddens chess club #Scholar
When _TWITTER-ENTITY_ retweets the Life as a Redneck account
Let me find out
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ is now a wanna be ginger . see some people wanna be like us . #jkloveyou ♥️
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ looked really offended in that snapchat when i said hey whores
Your profile picture . _TWITTER-ENTITY_
I'm lost .. #uh
Oops , my gaydar is going off ..
I live in a house full of stoners ... well and an alcoholic but he doesn't count
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ lol just don't pull anyone's hair . I wouldn't want you to be paying fines like me
what if people think I'm weird ?.... -me well you are so just own it -sally hahah
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I think I know who u talkin about
When you wait to leave the house before you look at what you're wearing .
Add Madison to the people that might be dead too . Why do no one text me back is beyond me
you are so pathetic
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ they was playing trey's music in the movie
Lol _TWITTER-ENTITY_ Kevin over there texting
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ has anyone sang theirs yet ? I'm gonna go ahead and say yes , 90% of people did I'm sure lol my grade did #classic
When it comes to relationships it's like we're back in elementary school and I'm the last one picked for kickball #lbs
Just the truth
Look at all these Red Sox bandwagons
Sitting at the bar with _TWITTER-ENTITY_ mom trying to plot how to get him a fake ID
Everyone go to _TWITTER-ENTITY_ Facebook go to 2010 and look at her videos from there down to 2009
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ let's go tomorrow
Did any one see the consequence interview on the breakfast club ? cork
It's funny because I've been listening to Royals since the beginning of summer
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ lmao I swear I'm over here laughing my ass off lmfao
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ .. Saw you on the mike raisor commercial last night !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ I thought of our love for bacon
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ miss you lover
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I can't wait
Our team's group messages & gt ; & gt ; & gt ;
I forced _TWITTER-ENTITY_ to learn how to play a one direction song for me
I can't even with Hailey right now
My grandpas coming down in a week and I'm going to be wayyy to happy bc he's amazing
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ oh my god finally seeing all your snap chats has just made my night !!!
She things she's a rock star so she's head banging
According to Austin this emoji means your taking a crap ?!
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ his eyes
Swerve got me dying over here
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ oh my gosh .. I forgot to tell you ?! GOOD LUCK !!!!
Hahahaha , the Geico commercial with owls
It's cloudy and yins want a delay
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ yes ma'am
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ lmao yes I think we finally got passed that
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ Emily busted me Pepsi and margerita are a bad mix
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ No problem Alexis Texas
Bite your pink finger as hard as you can & amp ; then lock it to your other finger like a pink promise , I dare you
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I understand .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ sounds about right
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ not the best at taking pictures .....
the brother that wins this game it gonna get teased by the other one so much
#wcw young _TWITTER-ENTITY_
I though about saturday and felt sauced .. unreal
Tomorrow should be interesting ...
\Force feed me fries so I know it's real " "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ shit that's right I forgot yins have the ap test
Pops bought a new . 40 cal pistol recently and said its for ' home defense ' gotta love being raised by a family who loves the 2nd amend .
I can't date a guy if his legs are smaller then mine #dancerprobs #marco _TWITTER-ENTITY_
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ amanda you are so silly thank you
Redneck perfects with these bitches ! ❄️❄️❄️❄️❄️⛄️⛄️⛄️⛄️⛄️⛄️
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ learned a valuable lesson today
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you're so strange
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ it's cause I'm funny
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ but you're black .
i love my friends so much !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ for reals !!
I get bullied at work
Funny to see who favorites/retweets that tweet ! Y'all know exactly who I'm talking about #toofunny #steadyrollin
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you can't even text
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ first period is optional
Michael just threw stinky toms blanket at me #nope consider it over
Matt blocked my number
whatevaaaa playaaaaa .
I'm done with that smoking life
Bs'in this whole paper
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ the shower or hang out once a month ?
21 and over is defiantly one of my favorite movies
My mom just told me I have to stop instagraming people my face she's thinking of snapchat ...
What has my life come too ... it's almost 1 in the morning and I'm watching YouTube trying to teach myself how to bowl better .
Chaunce tried racing my car and I almost ran into him #badgirlfriend
It's Christmas & amp ; & amp ; _TWITTER-ENTITY_ is still talking about #GAINS
Was at Jess's home by myself for a good hour
Remember that next time you need something
When one best friend hates a girl , so does the other _TWITTER-ENTITY_
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ bitch . Don't do me . Imma wait til it hit the store and then decide ...
This game is crazy
My mom just told me to get my ass up out of bed , and that I can't sleep my life away
Gonna be the only one wearing jeans
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ That seriously made my night !
I made a 81 on my Economics EOC .. Something must be wrong . The grading scale is off or something
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ oh my goodness YES love you and ill visit the park ! Lol
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahahaha I don't even know !!!
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ doesn't everybody . I'm missing every assignment
LMFAO SHIP CONFESSIONS
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ If this is to skip gym , it got moved to 4th .
Is this real life
Katie has the best stories #hword
I wish I could have sex in the shower but I see that's never gonna be happen
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ it's lauryn ... wow . way to be a best friend I feel special
Really tonight has been one of the funniest nights , ever .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ that .... that ... uhh ..... wasn't me ....????
I can hear my parents talking about which donuts they can have and which are mine ... The thing is ... i took a bite out of all of them
Brb dying because you are ratchet
Every girly song kills about 5,000 boys per second through the Internet . #mycousinsays
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ it was the Kaplan nick though . If it was Princeton I would've died
That 12 year old is good friends with my sister _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_
Maci's and Kiri's dvice " in 4th hour . _TWITTER-ENTITY_ "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ haha me too pretty much !! #owell
What's bobby doing coaching the eagles on the sidelines ?
Look up Scotland's National Animal ....
Logan a nut
Okay just making sure those were lyrics
Holidays are the only time I get texts without texting anyone first
I'm just gonna work on my Xbox tomorrow .
What is happening ?
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ your boy ? but u can't even spell his last name right
\He stuck a needle through his fucking arm . " "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ is this about who I think it's about ?
someone said I look cute on Instagram but not in person . Sorry that I don't fucking like to try in school & everywhere I go :| lmao
S/O to _TWITTER-ENTITY_ for dating one of the sweetest girls ever ! Oh and for being gay
My grandpa just asked my brother if he's kissed his girlfriend with tongue #wtf
Is it bad that I've never had a black ?
LOL AT THE PICTURE I JUST TOOK
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ the fact that you got pulled over and proceeded to ask him if he wanted a quarrier card
Just got _TWITTER-ENTITY_ ' s pops a special dedicated song by the Mexicans in canton #lovehim #dying
HE SPED UP TO OUR FUCKING CAR TO GIVE US A THUMBS UP ! I FUCKING CAN'T DEAL
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahhaa maybe you should .
omg i hate myself
Awk I didn't mean to snap chat you
I haven't been to school a full week in about 2 weeks now and I'm not goin a full week this week either #slacker
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ I suck at 2K
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ what is air #twinbattles do you Guys have like a fight to death when you argue ?
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I know ...
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ funniest shit ever .
My life is complete
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I idol you .
S/O to _TWITTER-ENTITY_ though for basically being my stylist
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ they so clean though
The Asians on campus literally run everywhere
The John Clayton commercial has to be the greatest commercial ive ever seen
Colton sang to me all night
Staffords face as the snap flew past his head
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ goooo retweet it
A customer at work just tried to tell me brown and red make purple
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahah YESSS .
I love my boyfriend .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hey me _TWITTER-ENTITY_ were your stair friends
So I think that the parents that were supposed to be home 20 minutes ago are stuck in vandy HC parade traffic #SteinerProbs #Babysitting
Just had to run down the road to get jäger cause she loves living life . ✋
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I read your tweets and I just there and think this girl is reading my mind !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ a little bit .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ had a laugh attack last night hahahaha
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ what did you say to him
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ he was so serious about it too
forever awkward giving people my laptop password being that it's something I made up ten years ago . It's koolgirl ...
Brian's reaction to My Girl > & gt ; & gt ; & gt ;
WHAT A FRIGGIN IDIOT !!!!!
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ honestly , I was thinking Al lost it ...
The government remains shut down day 2 , all crime is now legal for 12 hours #thepurhesawitcoming
Does anyone know where _TWITTER-ENTITY_ lives because he doesn't
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you're welcome
I hate people who make up bullshit just to have a reason to leave
There's no attractive way to eat corn on the cob ...
Getting screen shot is always the worst
Lymp pushed me out the desk because of some picture
HAHHAHAHAH i don't even go to west and I'm getting tweeted at by Allen kids
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ definitely not !
Hahahaha the vine me _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ just made !! _TWITTER-ENTITY_
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ text that I woke up too
Every time I hear usher I think of _TWITTER-ENTITY_
I'm dying at that last retweet .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Naaa that's my word he got the forever smh , ya family
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ DID HE REALLY
I'm getting deep with this
Glad to see lakers win a pre season for the first time in years !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ ahahaha i love you
so many white girls complaining about ios7
I just bought a lot of candies for people in Japan . The problem is how I'm gonna bring those back
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ yeah I know
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ oh , Krista
I was wondering for like an hour why my tv was in Spanish
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ ahh shit prob gonna be a triangle soon
Sprinting for my beats charger is literally the only time I run for anything
set three gum wrappers in harvest on fire in harvest so many people were staring at me
My grandmother just Ice luged
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ No Kiwond ... Girls only date . Geez . What does it take to get some privacy around here ?
Girl you need to get your life together before you end up working at mcdonalds for the rest of your life
Singin baby with _TWITTER-ENTITY_
That . Was . Funny .
Nice try ... Hahahahahahha
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ is the funniest
I just wish I could have seen clays face when the doctor got the tongs out
The Knicks and Nets are fighting
We're soooo funny !!!
Happy Friday the 13th to me I guess
When _TWITTER-ENTITY_ calls you while you are doing the announcements . #everytime
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ when you throw up from drinking you just text me \help " and then we all have to go on a mission to find you in the back yard "
Damn boy , that's the best you could do after me ?
I so hate being ticklish ..
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ lololololol
Damn I miss my friends from New York mad memories
My kitty pooped on my dad
This dudes laugh
\Sex is what happens when you have a broke ass boyfriend " "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ okay there I'm going to bed & amp ; letting my phone charge lol night
Natalie woke up early to study and went to a class to find out her final was Wednesday . Typical
Well I feel like I bother you ! So I don't text you first ! Hahaha !
The guy in the cafeteria knows my usual for breakfast
Golfing with _TWITTER-ENTITY_ today & gt ; & gt ;
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I tried alot☺ but I fell alot too . it's hard . And I didn't drop in because It was terrifying .
Getting lost with _TWITTER-ENTITY_ on the way home from the mall
Just ran over my nickel board with the Beamer and it didn't even break it's just flew like 30 feet
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ watching it with my parents rn
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ y'all fucked him up I almost pissed .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ because there African
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ a good one obvi
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ what about a guy that tries to look hot , plays volleyball but sucks at it , and drives cars in gta ?
Besides this tweet I've never used the \ud83d��� " emoji "
Seriously hate your lives right now there playing old school flo rida ✋ kill yourself
Mitch : some people say I'm too countryI bet they do .
Only if you knew what you just lost .. ✌️
When tanner is mean to Avery she tries to be mean back and she sounds like a dinosaur the way she talks
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ ugh plz delete this I'll do anything
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ nothing a couple rolls of duct tape , camo , and woods in Emily's backyard can fix that ole Chicago bound crap
the fact that that just happened ... Bitch it applies to you
Rather kill than ChEaT .
The fact that I had to get my driver license picture taken at 9 months pregnant
Maybe if I order pizza I can bribe someone to hangout with me
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ what about \little horny " ? "
i could listen to ya alllllday
Bobs walking around in a wife beater
Hahaha my mom just got flipped off by an old guy and she called him a bitch ✋
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ dying ! I freakin miss you !! Eep !
Going to bdubs after work cause kt's drunk hahahah too funny
Got told I was every guys dream girl tonight .. Maybe if he's having nightmares . lol
#tbt to _TWITTER-ENTITY_ senior year Halloween dressing up as Gregory Fedroff !
“ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ : _TWITTER-ENTITY_ I have so many pictures of me & amp ; you on my phone . It's actually pretty ridiculous ! ” omg me too ! collage time
SHUT UP BETH ! .... okay ....
Always laughing mad hard when I'm with _TWITTER-ENTITY_
Oh crap I forgot _TWITTER-ENTITY_ wanted me to tweet Cody Simpson earlier
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you dad pulled you back ! We weren't going to hit you ! At least I don't think so lol
but why is _TWITTER-ENTITY_ talking about guys getting circumcised to our grandmother
Omg the office final so far
The stuff my friends send on snapchat .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ lol Nate u got me
Natalie and Caroline sub tweeting each other .
I don't keep track of when music releases I have _TWITTER-ENTITY_ to tell me .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ lol did you accept my request as a friend ?
Caroline from the bathroom \I'm bored put some music back on " "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ yeah , but we have an ACC , bc anyone can win one in that shitty ass conference
yes I can't wait to see Jackie tonight ❤
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I shwearrrrrrr
Love when _TWITTER-ENTITY_ shows up at my house so I can do her makeup
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ love youu
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahaha what ?
\Face washed , teeth brushed , and no odd outfits . " -Mom to Thao "
Yarden makes full on meals during this period
This guy is such a queer .... like whaaaat ?
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Exactly why I said you take longer showers than I do ! You got in at like 10:30
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ why did 7 if you don't retweet this twitters retweet that
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ ik I be coming to philly I was just there last week and I'm coming back this week !!!
I have this reoccurring problem where I do not care the least bit about anything or anyone ... Oops
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ ; everyday .. All day .. ❤️
I woke up in the middle of the night and Geo was like holding me in the bed . Because she thought I was am umbrella ...
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ lol omggg I was literally just thinking about all of that and couldn't help but laugh
I was so waiting for that
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ like no JOKE ! Lol
Take me back to prom weekend where all I did was scream stu in people's faces all over the boardwalk
For me & amp ; my mom trying to get my dads battery outta the bike without him seeing was funny af
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ oh my god .
Talking about hot girls are with Brian , I'm such a lesbian sometimes
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahaha , oh my
Work with daddy tomorrow < 3 no more being lonely
Oomf swears he can beat me up
Just received the funniest mother fucking text message of life made my whole entire life
This black lady at the car impound had me dying \why would I bail her out on Friday and be out 700$ when she get out Monday ""
#TweetYourHeight _TWITTER-ENTITY_ midget wasn't an option !! Hahaha lol sorry ! Just kidding
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ we are out of control
Omg I can't
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Cinderella !
hahah I love it when my brother try's to think he's slick after he smokes
We talked about that last night .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ creeps on me sometimes ... Hahahahaha
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ haha please do
Wish there was that someone special to text late at night .. #ForeverDreaming
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahaha you're just full of false accusations today
I bet one of the football players wished that they'd all bake a cake made out of rainbows and smiles and they'd all eat it and be happy
\My lungs are getting dried out . That's what happens when you get air in them . " - _TWITTER-ENTITY_ Jacob Dickman , ladies & amp ; gents "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ just got back from Twins
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I totally just realized I said thug weekend . #soundsaboutright
I wish Madi had been there to pick on .
HAHAHAAAA DRAMATIC TWEETS .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahahahah he thought he was the something's never change tho ... _TWITTER-ENTITY_
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ oh snap !! You better !!
Haha pretty sure you only care about one thing 99.9% of the time #cya
If guys got pregnant instead of girls
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ : I'm a skinny fat person
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ this is why I love you !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ sorry my team wins games and I was just trying to throw it back to middle school Tay bay bay Tay bay bay
stop meat ridin
Your such a joke lol ✌️
r . i . p to the famous fishy friend I wish I could have swam with you
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ That's what I need , I'm so white I probably glow in the dark !!
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ lol oh sam
fake fake fake
I laugh at this foreign girl that slips on the ice and falls and then I do the same thing .
I'm getting blamed on someone's ask for someone's relationship ending when I had nothing to do with it so glad i'm out of high school
Walked on Lexington today and lived
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you're welcome and that's not my name
It's so easy to mess with _TWITTER-ENTITY_ #littlemissgullible #myunclesnotevenacop
The irony is too real
Rylee ole ' looking girl
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ haha no I really lol bcuz when I said it , I said it slowly in his voice in my head
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I've been looking for like 20 minutes and wondering why I couldn't find it
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahaha omg well thankyou that means a lot ! ☺️ your a good account , keep it up
I love mine n marissa snapchats
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ haha and they're midget coach was gonna fuck you up !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ we can be leg models
Some are used ?!?!
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ then laugh hysterically lol
\ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ : More frat guys have been through you than a polo outlet . " "
Drunk calls from _TWITTER-ENTITY_ & gt ; & gt ; & gt ; & gt ; & gt ; & gt ; can't stop laughing
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Obviously ! I think _TWITTER-ENTITY_ should be invited too . I hear she's a pretty cool kid ... Hahaha
Zachary just hardcore punched me in the face _TWITTER-ENTITY_
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahaha you mad ??
My aunt buys us \huf socks " thinking they're palm trees #Blazing "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ omg i can't even
On tinder straight flexin
I made plans with someone to do something Thursday I just can't remember what & amp ; who
Franklin and endiburgh fighting ...
the freshman on the announcements today
How did we just realize tonight that me and _TWITTER-ENTITY_ look like sisters ?
\There's no plastic surgery for your soul " #girlcode "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ haha it's a natural gift idk what to tell ya
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ I wish
18 . The only time we saw each other we were either not sober or at school
. Leave me alone . Please !
what kerry just told me on the phone & gt ; & gt ; & gt ; & gt ; & gt ; & gt ;
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you were freaking out .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ ya on the downstairs hoop lol
My dad just tried to say \ I don't know if I have anger issues , I don't think I do " .... "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ I'm it's glad y'all still love me even though you see my awful snapchats
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ helllllllll YEAH !!
I want to be like _TWITTER-ENTITY_ when I grow up ! He is so cool ! I bet he gets all the girls too !! Damn ! Look how big he is ! He must lift
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ just saw the Taco Bell commercial with Hurricane Doug lmao
oh she's at cheer sorry girl .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ if you saw the rest of my time line I was one of the last people to tweet it
i wonder how many ppl are gonna become my riends " once i get a car "
Lmfao family guy is killing me
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ were gonna be sent away for depression and alcohol problems if people see these tweets
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I didn't want people to look at me more they already were so I skipped those #sorryrob
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahaha aw thank you babe
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Bahahaha ! not cool kaitlyn !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ that's exactly what she said
DTF- you're a hottie
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ ATTENTION ALL GIRL STATERS
Nothing like listening to _TWITTER-ENTITY_ sing what does the fox say
I'm passing all but two of my classes this is a big deal you guys
Kyle has a body ?! A nice one ?! that was so unexpected
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I know ! The good old days
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I just did
Took it off twitter guys
\WHY AM I SO STUPID " - _TWITTER-ENTITY_ ladies and gents , realized it just before the new year "
I JUST WANNA MURDER YOU !!
You just her twitter boy , cause her other one only use Facebook
Personally I think #whitegirlwednesday is the best day of the week
21 & amp ; over us great HAHAHA
\That's the only bad thing about boy dogs- their wangers " everyone , my mother #roadtrip "
Me and _TWITTER-ENTITY_ have been taking our vitamins today
“ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ : I absolutely have the best girlfriend a guy could ask for . ❤ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ I love you” Can you just teach me how to #SWAG ?
Why did _TWITTER-ENTITY_ make me play this stupid tinder shit lmfao
I listened to some Spanish music on pandora for like a half hour today
It was like a giraffe and a tree ! _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Halloween is coming up that's your once a year to pretend .
Good luck to everyone who has Horne next semester for blocked biology .
My snapchats crack me up !!
My text vibrate is so aggressive rn ..
last retweet & gt ; & gt ;
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahahaha what kind of sweater do you have & amp ; go buy a new one if you can't , duh !!
The things me and _TWITTER-ENTITY_ text each other about
Every boyfriend you've had you say the same thing . \Forever " And y'all break up 2 weeks later . "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I try I try
Disappointed for not making team ... But being the manager was pretty awesome
S/O to my boyfriend for making 2013 the best .. Oh wait , I'm still single
Accidentally convinced my friends to get tongue piercings #whoops
How did I know ?
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ no I quit now
Schalick should invest in a pool behind the track so after we get done morning practices we have something to look forward too
I still have an embarrassing picture of _TWITTER-ENTITY_
\Of course he picked Notre Dame , he's a leprechaun himself . " Okay mom . HAHA "
Why did I just go mudding this late ?
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ no- but he's going to remember you for the rest of his life/night
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ ha funny joke just like ur life
\I think I'm allergic to black people " #shitrandompeoplesay "
I honestly love how much shit people talk about you
I hate you so much for no reason
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I'm shocked that I haven't seen one of your tweets at the bottom of the live stream
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ OMG really ????? hate you
i cant even hear Trouble without picturing _TWITTER-ENTITY_ dancing in sweet & amp ; savory the best !
That's funny you were with who ?
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ have you seen your ass you have every right to be over confident hahaha
S/o to _TWITTER-ENTITY_ for being scared to ask out _TWITTER-ENTITY_
Matt knows what's up
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ haha he's so ugly now
I'm about to punch Zayne in the face
You can't say ruuuu " without saying it in the 2chainz voice "
I'm not a conceited person at alllll , that's why it is bad when even I know I'm prettier than all the girls you talk to . #jokesonyou
Johnny Simpson is seriously the funniest man I have ever met . _TWITTER-ENTITY_
just realized my best friend is wearing her huge snow boots on a perfectly sunny day
S/O to _TWITTER-ENTITY_ for texting me at 2:20 in the morning last night to inform me he fell asleep on the toilet
That girl weighs more than you ! Good luck getting laid
Im already so used to waking up in kerri's bed without kerri _TWITTER-ENTITY_
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I have severe acid reflux , so I pretty much stopped eating good food for a while and now I fill up so easily !
she so cold for that
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ HAHAHAHAHA dying right now . So sad because you were actually serious
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ nope ! My cat does it all the time and it's so loud , it kinda creeps me out !
My dog got to my brothers elf and bit him . All I heard was \Mommy the elf in the shelf is dead buster bit him " I had to hold in my laugh "
the commentator of the Georgia v . LSU game just said that the Georgia players are dancing the soulja boy _TWITTER-ENTITY_ song was playing
I literally gave oomf that awful nickname
Just got told I look like Kesha
Guys today is my 2 year liftaversary
Oh wait . She's always like that .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ so funny
\Should I close my eyes ..? I know this road really good . " - _TWITTER-ENTITY_ "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ guys don't fight over it now he's moved back to Tiffany
“ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ : Why am I not in twitter jail yet ? ”No room . All the bad bitches here
If i ever meet Eric Church i'm gonna put a drink in his hand . U GET IT ?! He'll wanna be my bestfriend .
She was actually being really nice to me too☺
Sitting in a room full of OF people dogging on how bad NO is . & amp ; we look at Joey and declare we adopt him cause he's the outlier .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ YEAH SILLY IT'S JUST A FUNNY TWEET OMG
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I've changed it like twice
We can play this game
Lol fuuuuuck . ✌
Currently crying because I just remembered that _TWITTER-ENTITY_ fell on his head trying to hang from the fence like a bat omfg .
Thursdays are best for me . #NoChillThursday
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ u can tell me anything . Just not put it on twitter . Lol
You can't get it shawty , you doing too damn much . We can't fux with a direct tv customer . #Loyalty
When Neyland humps
#LiesIveToldMyParents don't worry she's 18 Hahahaaha #Jk
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ but you are too jk
Lacie is a whore . Waaaiittttt for it . ❤
Shoutout to the girl wearing uggs on the treadmill #areyouokay ?
My room still faintly smells like gasoline
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ glad you know the title
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ good thing we got six miles
The text _TWITTER-ENTITY_ just sent me > & gt ; & gt ; #zoomzoom
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ right now & gt ; & gt ; & gt ; #DailyRanting _TWITTER-ENTITY_ #FunnyShit
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ but you better watch out .. He sounds furious .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ whether I win or lose , you are not getting 20 dollars ..... That's money I could've got some bud with ....
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ I'm guess that's what you'll look like when she's done
Listening to the song the candy shop with my mom and she says \I don't think they're talking about an actual lollipop " "
and about two bottle later i probably need to put my phone away
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ and Sydney and I broke up NYLD
yes i am the biggest whore and drug addict you know , obviously lmfao
Hahah awkward is greattttt
She got crunk ..
Wondering if _TWITTER-ENTITY_ ever cleaned her bathroom ...
The group messages I've had to wake up to lately from _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ & amp ; _TWITTER-ENTITY_ ... Can't compete with such beauty .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ id have to agree if only i knew what you tweeted instead of laughing at the way you spelt \pissed " love ya pro "
Me and Morgan just sang our song on the bus _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ wait did this just happen ?
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ me too haha
It's funny to type things we say into urban dictionary and see what the translation is
imagine I was actually upset
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ karmas a slut
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ twitter profile picture though
Car ride so far with Julia consist of naming her school car Kanye
Just reffed a 12 year old girl that was rocking the pink sleeve ties _TWITTER-ENTITY_
Is snapchat still real or did people just forget about me ?
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahaha , yes that makes SO much sense since school is now one big movie theater ..
We made an illegal , off road u-turn and went to chick fil a ✌ peace suckers
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ omg theyre so bad i love it
Admir made some guy pay him ten dollars for just rear ending his car and there was no damage . Lol
wouldn't say that either
Strongsville- where even the guys go tannig
That's a man .... A BIG HAIRY MAN
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ what kind of dumbass tweets themselves ??
Cray to think I've seen imagine dragons live and got hit in the head by their drum stick #luvtho
I was like bitch please I turned 21 last week . Get with the program
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ bahahahahaha uk what im getting at
Terrifying the Sonic workers because you're running after one of their carhops #sisterhood
I'm too active on twitter right now , I need to chill lol . Be back later haters . ✌️
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ good one Wilder
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ swglord wants you to stop bro , that's pretty intimidating ...
These group chats make me laugh for so reason
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ who the hell drinks ! #ratchet
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ did Perkins just get #LeBron by Green ?
Probably have watched pitch perfect about 100 times this week .
Baltimore is pissed
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ the more the better
Definitely not swimming in Jeff's group today
Got the bottles of gooose ! #turnup #getlooselikeagooose
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ that's 1 thing we have in common
lmmfao !! only my dad would make the moose face at people as he's driving down the road
weird how I wanted to be popular when I was you younger and wear preppy clothes and be in a sorority .. now I'm just like .. fuck it and them .
My dad said people are gonna go Obama hunting
Aj said ' I named my car , oomf cause it's fucked up & amp ; has a lot of white dudes in it '
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ ill try
Country guys with earrings
It's weird when people say Riley and Hannah because that's my sisters name too .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ that's the best thing I've seen all day
Lol . I'm the one who had to wake up my siblings for Christmas . Seriously had to drag my brother out of bed .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ me and _TWITTER-ENTITY_ were talking about you so I looked you up and was like fed has a twitter
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ it's not that hard when we've only scored 6 goals total and I have half of them
Friday night ... Watching Mulan with hank #badassaf
No one will ever like me
Every show I watch the characters wear boots ..... Must be time for a new pair for me after seeing all these on them !
So many good quotes from tonight .
You . Are . Pathetic . Really ? Everybody knows y'all aint together dummy . All you doin is lookin dumb . Makin people laugh . #Pathetic
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ why you asking me ?
Just what I wanted to hear
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ of course
Why why why !
Maybe that wasnt a good idea
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I love that commercial
It's funny knowing the people you don't like are having a shitty day #suckstosuckbitch #Karma
safe to say I'm out of NyQuil _TWITTER-ENTITY_
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ yeah fuck you we got this .. Goodluck cause you're with thomas
Nikki minaj for the next president _TWITTER-ENTITY_
So I ran down to their side and reminded them what the score was ⚽️
Just witnessed the worst twitter bio I've ever seen
“ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ : _TWITTER-ENTITY_ last time i took your hand and dragged you head first into a river . But you were pretty drunk” I'm dead
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ and then they were like wtf when they came in this morning and I was in a better mood because _TWITTER-ENTITY_ was there .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ where is that ?
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ now hey ! I was also running so the cops wouldn't get me
Eye almost swollen shut
Doing hw with marisa isnt successful at all
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ why does this not shock me haha all I can think about is halloween night and snap chatting lmao
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ and I sang \Good Morning Baltimore " as we walked to class in the rain . Yeah that easily made my day "
I swear if snickers if prego again ... that cat better leave
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ are you actually going to make it there this time orrr ....? #luhyou
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ yeah i'd be hyperventilating laughing so hard and you'd be half way blown up ... great combination we are
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ oh yes without a doubt
✨ - i miss you soo much & amp ; our bus ride when you went to york was hilarious but we need to hangout asap & amp ; your beautiful
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you sound like a tourist yet you live 20 min from Millersburg lol if that
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ wants me to name my new dog Chardonnay . #ok
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I don't think you are
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ he is
We're The Millers had me rolling if I could go to the movies every day I would .
Daylight savings tonight .. an extra hour to TURN UP ..... LOL
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ \Get the London look " "
If your a female I only accept snatchchats
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahaha I'm glad ! Love youuu !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ oh my god .... Only you Britt feel better !
My mom always asks me what I'm laughing about
Steve Wilkos has me dying
Made an offer to help sell something . His reply : \I'll give you 10% if it's good enough for Jesus it's good enough for your ass "" "
“ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ : “ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ : I know his ass not sleep””
I need to listen to Rihanna tonight or some shit , or I'll bawl ..
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ but your picking me up
I probably use emojis more than anyone . Ever . ❤
This weekend I had my step dad , mom , & amp ; Mr. David trying to hook me up with every guy around my age
I think me and _TWITTER-ENTITY_ met each other like 50 times last night
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ last tweet
I'm gonna have to run over the summer or I'm gonna lose my 4pack . #nobueno #forrealtho
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ we can always tell our parents together
1 week until conditioning and I see so many ppl running and I'm sitting here eating Nutella ... procrastination at its best
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ lol what
I feel bad for ya'll girls . Talkin bout doing your for 2 hours everyday
This girl on Maury right now > & gt ;
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I feel you but man I don't have any .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ haha you're funny !
I always crack up when Mummy Kicks are in the workout for #Insanity because my dad saw me do it one day and cried laughing
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ haha fuck you
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ for going offsides on kick off law !!
Ahhhh i see drew , wes and keats tomorrow !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ is struggling with this nail polish right now #hilarious #lovemyrooms
Bitch you've had more balls in you're mouth than a hungry hungry hippo
Omg the songs the girl sings on Unfabulous
People's faces when they find out I'm 18 #Priceless
My Names Earl why are you so funny ?
I'm gonna drop my phone when I go outside I already know it
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ my dad kicked that shit off
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I love your blonde locks bud
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ take me
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Faith can show you it it's on her phone
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ seems like your having fun man how is the life guard life ?
\Bridget I just saw a flower box of beer , I almost threw up . I can't handle Kroger right now . " _TWITTER-ENTITY_ "
why so sensitive
Just by sitting in this dudes car I can already tell he's single
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ oh well thank you anyways gorgeous
Jason Nix barely got in
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you can go in McDonalds and get the little ketchup packets
I cannot believe Ahmad just did that #honestly ✋
The V.I.P. tour of the Netherlands
Lauren's stories rn & gt ;
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I'm going to sing that at the talent show like all their little middle school girls do
“ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ : WHY ARE YOU MOTHERFUCKERS HAPPY ABOUT SNOW WITHOUT A DELAY ARE YOU DUMB THAT SHIT IS GONNA BE MISERABLE” LMAO
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Kevin just told me to stop leaving the tv on tlc at night cause Friday morning it was still on we need to plan our weddings .....
Drunk ppl > & gt ; & gt ;
It's me ... Of course it's a weird thought
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I'm still laughing
When Kelly's my sub & lt ; & lt ; & lt ;
\While you guys were over there finger poppin each others assholes " "
I get to go on a cruise for 40$
we used to hangout allll the freaking time .!? What happened !! But I miss you hangout with meee soon .
Do we have to go thru this again I would sub tweet you but you already know how that's going to end
My grandpa wrote a note on a cantaloupe \peel me & amp ; put my skin in the trash can in the basement - mr. mellon " Why is he so hilarious ? "
When you say you're mature but then do that
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ umm I'm not I just don't know who you are ?
- perfect emojis for you . Lol glad to see you're alive . Miss you tho !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ welcome love
Lol highlight of my night
So i hear you shiver with fear when you think about skyrocketing tuition _TWITTER-ENTITY_
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ 9th grade talk about forever ago lmao
My dad made dinner but all I want to eat is the cookies I got from soccer
47 . Personally I don't know you . But you probably go to school with Noah . And I love your tweets they're hilarious p.s. you're pretty
Hehe , I'm not classy ? Okay #Goodone Keep telling yourself that
“ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ : _TWITTER-ENTITY_ lol these are not any kind of rain boots . They are burberry . I should have given them to Olive” she'd be fly tho
this sub tho
My moms hairdresser's name is Indiana and when she was trying to remember it she was like \what's her name again ? Montana ? Nebraska ? " "
they do the opposite of each other
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ probably cause it was our last one
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahahaha it's nothing to be afraid of
AUSTIN MIGHT NEED BRACES
OMG AJ just scared the shit out of me yelling at the tv about the Ohio State Game
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ that \what does the fox say " song "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ cracks me up
This bitch is so dumb ! Just shut up !!
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ that's lovely ...
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ soo we out
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahahahaha you already know girl
What just happened ? _TWITTER-ENTITY_
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ Sisterhood of the Traveling tweet because it describes us all perfectly
Funniest thing I've seen all night
Hmm maybe you should practice what you preach ...
listening to the doorman's gossip #hilarious
Just drove back to the Reese's and found out when I got out of the car , my water jug was still on top of my car ! Guess I'm a good driver
I wish I could've screenshotted _TWITTER-ENTITY_ last Snapchat too bad my lock button doesn't work ! Hahahahaha
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ so dead
You are such a liar tho
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ ah snap .... I miss them
If I snap chatted you tonight , I'm sorry #gohomejess
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ i know
my baby pictures are seriously either the most hideous things ever or absolutely adorable .
How do you not know how to talk to girls ....?
My mom goes around singing \Boss Ass Bitch " my mom & gt ; yours . "
There is a guy here named Ed Cumming and I can't help but laugh every time they announce his name . I feel 12 . I don't care .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahahaha that shot was funnyit was my first year of football so whatever ..
Now she's twerking .. And making up her own lyrics to the song .. \I was gonna go to crossfit , till I got high " "
Blue Mountain State #PocketPussy
I'm taking favorites as you're in text me snitches #rideordie
Brittany tryna carry me in the snow so my socks don't get wet an totally slipping and both of us fall #fail
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ we're 2:30 a.m. friends , that means friends for life
He's not very good at this I love it❤️
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ comin from the guy who passed the cops on 270 going 75 in the lane beside him hahah
Best way to wake up in the morning is with #Ridiculousness reruns . _TWITTER-ENTITY_ Thanks for making this show !
Are we really fighting about what is in mayo ?
These fools are trying to line dance in the living room
Me and ash are such good friends telling nick to get kicked out of lasalle and like 20 ways how to
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ who has a droid ?! Not me #iphone4sgang
I'm just like a guy . If I pause my game to text you back , imma keeper .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Oh . Okay .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ U know me !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ & amp ; _TWITTER-ENTITY_ cant stop laughing with these 2
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I always say that !
Ridiculous amount of chinese food for dinner and now ice cream , you could say that I really just dont care #fgp
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ I'm jk ill use attraction instead
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Alyssa will put a pillow and blankey on the bench for you tn see you later ill be waitinggggg
Magic mike is on !!!!!!
#FrancoRoast has me in tears
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ that class would've been so boring with out you in it
Christine and I are tweeting cute things to each other she's sitting behind me
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ You'll never find us !!!
Wonder what Beckmann is gonna say about this tomorrow #Whoops
Did #Oomf just sweetly subtweet me . No probably not
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ gained a bunch of groupies tonight
#QuoteYourFavoriteTeacher \why u gotta be so mean Taylor Swift " "
I have too many celebrity crushes
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ it's so true
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ probably the funniest conversation we've ever had
It's a Greys Anatomy night , should've just taken my laptop over to your house to watch with kitty _TWITTER-ENTITY_
Wolfe City girls all looked like fags getting off the bus .....
I love tennis
So you don't want to be friends because I won't sleep with you ..... Okay hahahaha
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ what ? That wasn't about you
Raining . Stop and go traffic and Kaitlyn decided this is the best time to drive a stick !
thank you _TWITTER-ENTITY_ for the neck pain
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ i guess lol I still laugh at him and I've proubably seen it 20 times
I see khot not taking his time
Singing throwbacks with Athena
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ took me a good 5 minutes to do that math but I can't say I don't agree
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ Just like it was her in my living room
I hate my life
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I'm pretty sure ray put it on YouTube ! Or her photobucket
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ that's for sure !
I've been annoyed all day By every little thing
My moms face when she talks to grandma
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ it's Trinidee , not me . she's cracking me up .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahaha thats literally what i thought your tweet said , imagine the face i made
ahahah my moms probably having a panic attack right now
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you're asking for the wrath of _TWITTER-ENTITY_
I literally know no one
I had a nightmare my sister droppe my phone in the ocean & I had to wake up 10 times just to make sure it wasnt real . #iphoneprobs
Girl you looks good wont cha back that a ** up
I'd be lying if i said wasn't excited to see the new One Direction movie .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Kevin just asked me of I knew Conway Twitty .... Do I know Conway Twitty ?!
\This isn't the potato bowl , this is the NFL " "
if my future fiancé doesn't purpose to me with a princess cut ring I will throw it at him and say no #myfav #princesscut
“ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ : How the heck does mrs gotttlieb go from a high pitched voice to the deepest man laugh”
Oh you just like to make me wait
does anyone have an extra iPhone 5 charger they would be willing to lend me ?
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ haha thanks Jesse and I will btw did your announcer say you guys had a senior who beat prostate cancer ?
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ what are ya gonna do !
Judge Judy !!!! I hate Chrissy , she gotta go
My work just asked me to go in late to my first day of college ...........
Kansas State Butt Fumble
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ not really
Best line of the weekend , when my 5 year old cousin asked _TWITTER-ENTITY_ o just walk away " when the tickle claw was out . "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ lol wts are you high ??
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ anytime I lay in bed in my towel after showering I can't help but think of what Patrick said
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ our wall twerk was such a fail
Andrew called me to see what he should bring home just to avoid the hour long phone call with my mom
* 9 year old brother calls 1 year old sister a brat * Luke : Noah stop ! She's not a brat she's a princess !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Oh Lord ... Do I even want to see them ?!
& amp ; amber got me laughing really loud because of that text lol
Seriously though , who's going to want to eat lunch with me like idk if this sitch is funny or sad
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ yes im finally witnesses it from Saturday ... and yesterday afternoon
The people they just showed taking a selfie at the pirate game
IM DYING RIGHT NOW
#clutch .. after the turnover and airball
I love sitting in the back of the room because then I can see who else screws off during class on their phones and laptops lmao
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ that's true
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I KNOW HER
Every goody-two-shoes girl needs a slut best friend . _TWITTER-ENTITY_
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ omfg I thought u forgot bout that ! Many more to come in Milwaukee . since every other street is a one way lmao
Why is spatch an egg
I always loved the name Jessica It's just sounds sexy .
I can't tonight
Hahaha Dog's trying to run away but they're attached
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ send out the group message . It will be fun .
Looks like we will be getting some good deep stretching in before the game girls . God we just have the best coaches ? #Juniors #Powderpuff
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ more than likely
Haha jokes on you . you fucked a fat bitch
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ why are we not friends in real life
Lol why so desperate ?
seriously I don't think any of you understand what I'm like ...
#RollTideRoll OH WAIT ✋
I tell _TWITTER-ENTITY_ everything about me . She's my fucking diary . .
I hope _TWITTER-ENTITY_ is happy now because that text
Why text eachother when you can have nick send screenshots all night .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ haha . Y'all still are jealous of the Dover girls
That was fucking funny
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ remember in London when we went bar hopping , instead of taking taxis we made that poor guy take us on his bike
My College 103 teacher is telling us that drinking is bad
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ two years later ...
My freshman year I dated taylor luke
Would I be weird if I put Dwoyne's Dog as my lock screen ?
What a lovely FaceTime with the cousins .
Dont think youre that special . Lmao
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahah I know that's how I rationalized laying in my bed all week , but nope
When you gonna learn
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I SAW THAT TOO
Gonna watch a scary movie alone because who would I possibly watch it with ?!
Every time there is fog everyone greatly over exaggerates it including myself
Don't even know what's going on with _TWITTER-ENTITY_ s twitter but I love it
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ ighhht i will
Yep I'm gonna look so hot while hitting up the mall today
I let my brother & amp ; step sister talk me into alot of crap .
Lmfao this car ride > & gt ; & gt ;
Any sophomores attempt to go to the frosh dance ?
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ how'd you know ..
Jk actually _TWITTER-ENTITY_ is cockdicular
Tb to when _TWITTER-ENTITY_ had a thing for the ref
OMG how do I join _TWITTER-ENTITY_ Fan Club ! #
The ifunnys this morning were damn good ! Had me cracking up
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ HAHAHAHA true chains #dying
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ stop screen shooting my shit homie hah
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I was out there the other day & amp ; forgot my bad .
LOLing at a lot of people's convos on here tonight
I'm so dope I'm illegal in 55 states #si
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ wtf is that a regular occurrence for you ? Hahaha
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Lololol . Yesss
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Day = Made
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ that's why we are now on a diet ...
Me and Megan were like arguing about something and we were both right , both saying the same thing , just in a different way
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ oh god , I just text you #lmao
Autumn and I call our explorer the \pod racer " "
Just took bedtime sleep tablets and Katie and I are about to go out . This should be a fun night #229
Yesterday & gt ; & gt ; & gt ; & gt ; & gt ;
Nicole is fucking raging right now !!!!
These texts right now
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ yeah there food taste like
what are you doing pitching a tent over there ?! ⛺️
You hate me now ..
our convos last night #NYE _TWITTER-ENTITY_
Why the fuck is twitter so dead at this time ? Y'all sleepin already ?
I'm pretty sure ex boyfriends are less mature than 4 year olds lmao
Lol _TWITTER-ENTITY_ this guy ... He's so funny I swear
I'm a 100% sure my timeline is full of 2 people subtweeting to each other
Went to Starbucks and asked for a orange hi-c
Yeah let's watch this \Spurs " game tonight .. "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ oh . I didn't know that
The amount of fun I have with King can't be normal #MyRightHandMan
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ haha thank you
The personalized videos from Santa you can make that I send to Sam every year never get old
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ lmfao rawrrr I love that app . boredom can be a good thing I guess
I didn't tweet that but #confessionhour it's true
Are you done yet ?! _TWITTER-ENTITY_
If I'm just getting outta the shower don't rush me to go to rite aid
that's so mean
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ just watched my window video from SA .. gets me EVERY time , hilarious ! #Stillfunny
Third time .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you def like girls for sure
The only thing I hate about Christmas is I look ugly in the morning and when I open presents my mom takes pics
I new Nathan would retweet that
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ well if one of my friends don't steal it before then then you've got it
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ just lost a fight to a chair ...
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ then don't tell me you still love me every other week ? You're ignorant as fuck take a seat Learn to stay committed
There is nothing funnier than watching the look of disgust on your kids faces as you show them how to do the Hammer Time dance !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ lol we really do
Only one here without a significant other
Exactly my point as to why you should text her .
Lol people who put shit on here & amp ; Facebook for attention make me laugh
Florida is outlawing bong and pipes
Football guys are such babies about calling companies ....
My dogs > & gt ; your boyfriend . #SorryNotSorry
Got my bike helmet ready y'all .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I do too ! Only food I have
My dad just said \we ain't shit without Rodgers . " #Truuu "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ lolol 2 years later
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Thaaanks .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ uhm let me borrow your gun n we'll see if i do or not
The others not really United are going to struggle . City are going to take a while to settle with Pellegrini . Liverpool I have no comment
Or get pissy and don't respond . Either ones fine
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ Noooo that is not real life !
and Kali MOST definitely looks like an avatar
\What do people even do when they don't have homework " _TWITTER-ENTITY_ "
Literally just spit out my tea when I opened that snapchat from _TWITTER-ENTITY_
Girl Code is officially my favorite show
Nick on that gay shit
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ HOLY SHIT HAHAHA
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ wow now . maybe you shouldn't rage cause you got some spelling probs going on there .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ haha why not
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ LOVE THAT !!!!
Oh I remember when I was scared to make the first move !!!! grow a pair alreadyyyyyy brahhhh
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you probs do
As fun as last night was , I think I made one of the worst decisions of my life ❄️ #iceyhot
Chance just said \I took the whole week off for Thanksgiving " dead "
Watching we're the millers with my parents was hella awkward
Sorry , Daddy . Mom and I like to scream during LSU games . #livewithit
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ my life
It's so hard to take oomfs tweets seriously cause I actually know her and how she acts .
I may be sitting here laughing at photo booth pictures that I'm taking of myself then snapping them #literallydying
This conversation with _TWITTER-ENTITY_ is a validation of that the drama that's been going on with those girls . She is a whore .
Today was too funny #onlyatLP
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahaha ! I'm this close to baking some brownies and smashing the entire pan . Pinterest is toxic !
These little kids are going around McDonald's looking for money on the floor so they can get something to eat
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ okay but you have to be like 3rd cus colby is 1st & amp ; justin is 2nd
His \homies " ... Lmao they're okay in the cold streets of the suburbs .. "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ my mom told me not to pick on little children
I'm a terrible person
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ we could only hope
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ i can SO see this happening
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ ✋✋✋ I am literally crying
Emily it's moving !!! _TWITTER-ENTITY_ I just killed a tarantula with a big ole box of trash bags , while Shae was telling me to hurry . Priceless !!
Just got THE bitchiest look from my cat before she turned her back to me
Stalkers & lt ; & lt ; & lt ; when I constantly ignore your texts and phone calls your supposed to give up !
I would die if someone ever played that song \I wanna be with you " to ask somebody out "
okay I lied , I'm doing a bring it on marathon so I can speak the movie
Why did I just find mad apple jacks in my laundry basket ?
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ no he's funny as hell
That's what the songs called ... Sounds kinda lesbian tho ... So lemme kist delete that tweet real quick ...... .
I hate phones because it's to much free wifi
I know like every song that comes on 93.1 or 95.3
I pretty much favorite every tweet I see
Honey Boo Boo has me cracking up over here .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ I'd love to see Crosby actually stand on the ice and not dive get on the ice
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ what if I burn my cookies .. I bet that would be too ... Like everything else . I should just give up on life Hahahahahahaha
\Goodbye fuckers i hate you all " wise words of Mike Amato "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ will forever be my hero
A new Basketball ?!.. No way !
Am I invited to this dance ?
The only ones on twitter .. _TWITTER-ENTITY_ creepin ass . _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ and me lmao
An old lady just walked by me , ripped one , laughed and said beat that .... Wtf . #respect
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ if by \getting it in " you mean cuddling .... Then yes . I'm 100% getting it in ! "
the moo cows and horsies _TWITTER-ENTITY_
#ifwedate I will lick the crust between your toes
Now that I have been in -17 degrees in bend , Wilsonville feels warm
So in Busch Gardens we're waiting in line for a ride when Kierstin decides to slap me across the face
You are one fake ass bitch ..
Ole family reunion
My mom made a menu of foods we have for me that I'm able to eat and brought it to me in bed . I could get used to this
Apologies if you see me walking around in middletown rn
Just messed up ms michauds entire room _TWITTER-ENTITY_
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ try being 22 and asking the same question #fml
Choir boys who know all the words to Baby Got Back ...
No one likes me guys
Sorry , but I really don't want to wear my hockey jersey to school tomorrow
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ you threw up in Jerry's car
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ wow ! People don't know how to live !
whys there a keg in the fridge ?
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ the number of times I scream SHAYNA per night we go out is ridiculous
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ well it's good that I could be of some service !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ not goats but working on steers now
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ haha that's funny because I took a Picture of that haha
The MUC karaoke is the best thing that could have happened to me today
Crystal , those messages are gonna suck tomorrow ......
If someone were to pick up my phone they'd think it was a guy's phone . Its Kyrie Irving everywhere lol . Lock screen & amp ; home screen
I still couldn't help laughing though . It's not exactly something someone aspires to have .
Bryce explained to me what boogers were , Only time they sounded good
Literally lose it every time I see her twitter name
Actually who has a hot tub
In almost afraid to tweet seeing how my haters call my probation officer every chance they get #youhavenolife
You know I trust you if I send you ugly snap chats with my hair still in a towel !! _TWITTER-ENTITY_
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Mary Kate and Ashley
Lol rehan , you make things so awkward
Just ran out of gas on alt 19 woops
If we were a movie you'd be the right guy and I'd be the best friend #alone
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ yeah , you are special
OMG _TWITTER-ENTITY_ snap chats right now
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ how's your back ? _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_
Ambers crackin ' me up
Lol at me & amp ; _TWITTER-ENTITY_ calling 40 year old me pussys to take a shot
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ like when the bell rings ?
I would get home from school everyday , not even around Christmas , and watch it .
sorry but I would stick my hand in a blender before going back to highschool .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ delete my texts and it works .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ he's in Alter Bridge
Listening through the CD's in my car .. It's nothing but Eminem except for the CD _TWITTER-ENTITY_ burned for me a million years ago !
it's so nice to finally have friends
All my teachers bringing up Kent's Halloween in class today > & gt ;
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ brag them dumb idiots #c #t
Had one 3-hour nap in the last 28 hours . Fuck going to math class today
2 your shoe size is literally as big as me
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ this game makes my life have meaning
Manel has problems
This best vine Facebook page has me dead
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ your fault !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ that's was at 44th and BC at the corner by my house
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I just thought of a joke
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ how did I just see this ?!? but yep this is my life exactly .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ haha i would leave after the first class
Lady next to me on the bus just freaked out cuz I coughed from a tickle in my throat . Needless to say I'm gonna have fun with this
I just sounded like a broadcaster #mylasttweet
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ idk , convenience
Lol if only people knew what you did haha
I think I'm hilarious .
If the purge was true I know who would be on everyone's list just by twitter
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ miss you beebz ! Ambs stole my phone
No I will not relax
Please call and tell that I made a tweet about you .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Donna your the funniest person I've ever met
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ too funny
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ right !!!! I'd use em
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I can't even manage to explain what we were doing
My mother the on woman getting something from meee
you guys just made my night even tho I didn't wanna get out of bed , I'm glad I witnessed that _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_
Addys got me asking if I can come in early to work
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ our lives are TOO exciting right now
You know you're home when _TWITTER-ENTITY_ nails a snow bank
oh shoot . I missed out on getting fucked over for the night
But yet , I'd wanna be in Pennsylvania with my redneck friends
Snap chat pictures have taken over my camera role !!
Everyone calling right hooks ... sharkeisha's now haha
Alex looks so happy on his bike
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahahaha I love saying that .
When a foreign exchange student cusses at NCHS : Mr. Cameron goes , \it's America you can pick your own language of cuss words " tf "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ please do it & amp ; tell me if it works
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ your so gay
Now I know why kfox is in trouble woods putts haven't been going in
I was reading _TWITTER-ENTITY_ tweets to _TWITTER-ENTITY_ on my way home and looked up and didn't know where I was lmao at that pic Kt posted
The way my dad says pillow cracks me up ✋
Pretty sure I just had a stroke eating peanut butter , shoulda went with a regular spoon , the spatula was a bit too much .
Kyle and Dan blowing up my TL
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ lol yep !!!! Wellness coordinator ? he's perfect .
\That is not swag . That is pure faggory " "
I haven't laughed that hard in awhile
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ send it to me !!
I just got 4 chicken impressions on Arrested Development #gold
Your Reese's tasted like your house !
If you don't have an iPhone chances are I probably won't text you that much
Hey , _TWITTER-ENTITY_ , have you gotten chased on your way to McDonald's by any crackheads lately ?!
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ watched today vacation prank , I was crying , Roman got pranked so bad
Why's Aqsa Always Up
I know I'm bored because I have no money . I need a job like totally
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I won't send
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ right now . Killing me
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahahahaha I know I've done the same to you
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Oh God lolol
So _TWITTER-ENTITY_ basically hates me and Steven right now
Got some hot pics of Taylor today
My name is Nicole . I'm a cheerleader . \My names Jordan battles . I've been in A school " "
\You don't think everyday I don't wanna do coke but I can't because I have PTA tomorrow " "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ tomorrow I'm making a vine like the one you showed me earlier
Sick as a dog and still going to school . That's how bad my grades are
I feel like I'm getting a lot of love from that picture of Myles
Well that was an hour trip to the grocery store with Daniel for 10 items lord help us
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahahaha that's fucking awesome
Oh so your dating him this week ?!
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ that's the first thing that came to my head when maddy told me he was gonna go to jail
The announcer talking about Georgia's \slim hopes at going to the national championship " HAHAHAHA "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ well I'm glad it lasted this long
\Anyone know where the slang turn up actually came from ? I've been thinking lately . late night thoughts . " - Jacob Pono . "
“ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ : i dont say “no” to drugsi say “no thank you” because i wasnt raised in a fucking barn like some of you hoodlums”
Literally just lol'd at _TWITTER-ENTITY_ ' \poem " . "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I'm in my bad right now let me be .
Some of the things my family does amazes me #embarrasing
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ nah your Mom
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ okay you better come here though ! We're having a movie night
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ t fuck you . & amp ; not the good way .
Cookie by R . Kelly makes me laugh .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ girl you crack me up
This dude said glutton free I said how long was he locked up son
My mom is singing Austin Mahone . Oh okay mom
#oomf gets my tweets sent to their phone so I know they see this but ya don't go hardcore !!
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I just died #IMissYou
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ but really when is it not
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ #fatty #sorrynotsorry
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ lmao so protective pushed patt outta the way
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you're dog is so funny
They are talking about taking dibs on guys , _TWITTER-ENTITY_
I love my fruity drinks but when dad buys my bud light I'm done
I always open my phone on messages and look like an idiot
Like , dude .. come on ... you have got NO game . No . Just no . ✋
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you forgot to use sound effects like boom , bang , bam , pow . Comic book style . #thenerdinme #dontjudge
There will never be a sexy way to eat a caramel apple sucker because every time you take it out of your mouth caramel and spit comes out
Okay im done
I thought ya liked dick ?
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you'd be the one to work at DQ #flipdemburgers
It's sad you still stalk my life .. You're supposed to be \mature " "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahaha if only , what 21 year old is going to enter to meet a 17 old
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Watching him play is hilarious !
Murray tried to get big the play before then fumbled
Really wanna take my bike to meet with my internship boss .. But I don't know how to get there
Omg my mom saw my back _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_
Just had the worst dream ever and it was about hall council of all things .
Thieves and murderers ironic huh mr. Governor
When people try to get involved in YOUR relationship ... #LikeReally #YourCool
When the computer at wawa asks Kody if he wants more time
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I already know
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I THINK ID DIE OF LAUGHTER You'd get shot by super religious people .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ You look so freaking adorable ! I love this picture
Just went outside without pants on lol oops #yolo
Let's face it the girls that like OSU are the unattractive ones !
I think I'm worse at sending the wrong text to someone then a wrong snapchat , either way it's too embarresing
I'm glad that Paul George is doing so well because we went over some winning plays with him in bottle service _TWITTER-ENTITY_ oh wait
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you know bailey likes to watch the sunset at don
Growing my hair out like freshman year .
I feel like mini fireworks are going off all around my body
Lmao all I see on _TWITTER-ENTITY_ ' s Instagram is pictures of her and mad food haha #iloveher #igotthevoodooforyoubitches
All I've done all day is watch football and straighten my hair #productiveiknow
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahah yeah you just ain't gonna
Civanna is creeping on me
Jourdan and two other girls have the same outfit on in one store #basic
My dad called me just to tell me _TWITTER-ENTITY_ cleaned my room . He's shocked !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I'm literally laughing out loud !
LOL kay .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ that's great they alway fought ! Me & amp ; Dakota would always take each others side & amp ; text me sometime & amp ; we will make plans
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ she'll be out my front door in five minutes like ANNISA I DO NOT LIKE DENNIS
When _TWITTER-ENTITY_ tells mrs. cowley to sit down he's teaching biology today
The fact that Rachel and I sit by ourselves by the table next to the garbage cans
\I know they're about to jizz so I get scared and let them spray it away " "
Oh was that to personal ? If so grow up lol . I was giving my opinion not sharing a sex story or something
Can't even imagine the shit that Ichabod is tweeting about us
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I got a dick suckin job for you . Strong jaws are recommended and at least 8 hours a day on ur knees . Knee pads are required
Someone's mad .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahahaha yesss I'm glad you can appreciate that
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ ahahaha I just cracked up at this
But _TWITTER-ENTITY_ though .. I would have to tell the DJ to cue pink and blue for my magic .. Ill make an exception
Sticking to my new years resolution this year . Twitter official so I have to
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahahaha dork !
I feel like _TWITTER-ENTITY_ and I feel the exact same every day . #lol #twins
Lmao i need some mangos . _TWITTER-ENTITY_
Wtf now I wanna watch the notebook but not with oomf because that'd be gay as fuck ✋
Who knew my brother could be funny
That godaddy commercial came on again !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ order any poovies lately ? This still cracks me up !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ just confidently said that Canada is its own continent ... Maryville College isn't doing enough for her . _TWITTER-ENTITY_
Totally just made uy you a drank " a remix "
When all else fails , turn on that Justin Timberlake ! I can't believe he did that
\Do u ever just make scenarios in your head that will never happen but make you so happy so u just keep on imagining them” _TWITTER-ENTITY_ "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ dang straight ! #TheStruggle of slow replies
Someone called a cab to my house
I put my phone into the freezer because it was so hot
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ cause we've been sittin there for 30 minutes .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ jelly fishing ? What ?
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ it's just better to act like 8th grade year never happened
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Just don't shout out male genital names like last time .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I miss you !
\ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ : you and noelle act like you guys are in a relationship — what do you mean " act " ? she's my girlfriend . " "
Almost 21 can't wait to do all the stupid shit I already do legally !!!!!!!!!
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ We're her favorite
My house may or may not be existent right now .
Chelios just had the sickest celly ever . #AlumniShowdown
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Emma no
You have no problem stating the truth .
White Chicks is a great movie
#SingleBecause Candy Crush
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I seen that doughnut ask out tweet an was about to tag you then realized you retweeted it
Watching Presley try to play call of duty & gt ; & gt ; & gt ;
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I just died
Turn . The . Alarm . Off !
My last girlfriend died because my penis is 7 foot wide
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ must be Social Media Enemy #1
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ called out
I AM DYINGGGGGGG AT THIS WESTMINSTER THOUGHTS PAGE OMG
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ your last retweet #sotrue
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ my favorite
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ beautiful dream freddy
A new Cliff Paul commercial ! #priceless
If school is canceled I will go dougie in the snow to Katy Perry X Dark Horse !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ seriously ?
And the skating palace . Oh my god .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I swear I have no normal friends ... Good thing there weren't many people there
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ I'm totally determined to be a shining student this year
Lol my mom just called the bathroom he ladies room " stfuuu "
I've been trying so hard to shut a suitcase that clearly has too much stuff in it , that I have rubbed my finger raw . Awesome .
\Let me go to all or nothin , cause all the big bitches are in there . " -Hunter "
Lol these old men putting all these kids my age to shame serving them beer from their kegirator
21- we've never talked before , but your tweets make me laugh so hard most of the time .
#ChipotleAfterDark _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_
The most annoyin thing is when you tell your friends too speak for you ! hahaaha . #speakup
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ your fault for losing your tree
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I know yours is getting lit up every five seconds
i fell in the kitchen earlier and my mom laughed for like 5 minutes then told me to watch out for where I walk from now on .
Ridiculousness is one of the best shows ever !
Some creepy old men work at Dillard's ..
I love when Caroline is hyper
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ yessssss I can't wait ! I don't trust these clubs up here ! I only go downtown when I go to NC
s/o to _TWITTER-ENTITY_ you're perfect and your mom is so nice
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I'm sure Dane will run to the store and get you it
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I made a 58 on that quiz
watching peter pan & amp ; remembering he was my imaginary boyfriend when i was little ... the only ginger ive ever had a crush on
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ we can wander around clueless haha
Hahaha empty threats .
Making it the 5th day in a row for my girl Lindsey .
Spoderman has me rolling right now !!
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ exactly ! A lot of guys are gross
I swear my dad belongs in a mafia .
His face was PRICELESS .
Jake I actually text you all the time just not recently ....
I just watched magic mike . I think I wanna be a male stripper for a little bit when I turn 18
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ we used to run that Facebook shits !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ omg in one video before he sings Never Say Never all you hear for 5 seconds is \JUSTIN TWERK I LOVE YOU " "
That snapchat I just sent to _TWITTER-ENTITY_ #homo I need to go to bed !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ don't be surprised when I'm knocking on your door
Ok I'm going to sleep ✌️
I wish I was looking forward to FGL but I'm not . I'm expecting to have a mediocre time .
every girl is posting really cute selfies then there me who isn't even dressed yet .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahaha turnt the fuck up !!
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I can tell !, we'll at least our friendship will get better from this cause I've learned a lot from you
Lmao scared the fuck out of _TWITTER-ENTITY_ today
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ yea I don't even know what the fuck I'm thinking most of the time
someone already got me socks for Christmas , first of all I'm not a size 9-12
I'm literally in tears rn _TWITTER-ENTITY_ you just made my day
there's a page called clean hcc admirers
I seriously cannot live without coffee . I'm such a bitch without my coffee ☕️ _TWITTER-ENTITY_
Hahaha . “ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ : The problem with blue eye shadow is that people wear it . ”
They thought it was forreal _TWITTER-ENTITY_ knows i love him and his little guy .. Well not the little guy but you knoow ...
Sitting alone in my living room dying laughing to that 70s show .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ wait .. People still say damper ?! What decade are we in ?! Ahah .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ just called me a dildo filled snot rocket .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ puke Tyler came up w that name before
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ remember the biscuits
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ lmaoooo ! You are definitely right but we can do stuff with out getting in trouvle
We looked like the black kkk with our dresses at the beach
Our conversations > & gt ; _TWITTER-ENTITY_
Took my stitches out myself because doctors are overrated and are for sissies
Oh how things change in the matter of 3 weeks lol
Rays vs Boston Beards
My alarms set for 1 in the afternoon Saturdays > & gt ; & gt ; & gt ;
Shit the cops are comin ! _TWITTER-ENTITY_ #fuckdapolice _TWITTER-ENTITY_ just found these girls shivering in a bush .
The snapchat I just sent
Seth MacFarlane is literally the best
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I spelled that wrong didn't I ?
I didn't lose out on anything
I'm always secretly turning people's bass up when I ride with them
My dream last night ..
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you stared it lol
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahahahahahahahaha okay
When _TWITTER-ENTITY_ writes you a hold page note in your yearbook !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ is the funniest hahhaha _TWITTER-ENTITY_
It taste like burnt toast
Song : we're not going anywhere if you don't pick me upTrevor : * looks at my mom * I pick you up all the time , well at least try too . \ "
Destiny stupid .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Yes I did !! Hahaha . At least I don't play ThrillVille
these tweets though
It must be in the air or something . Happens all the time .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ family reunion means good good gooood black ppl food and that is the best
If it wasn't for ass trap and titties a lot of you guys would just be a waste of space at festivals and shows
Omg they just stuck a paper against their window that said \stop playing these road games " what "
Why's ruby such a ass hole ... Lol . Always pulling out statics
My niece and nephew call my dad grandpa motorcycle
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ oh ight G , you saw the pic i put up today ??
When did it get so dark outside !?
Wanna jam out a little harder ? _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_
Have fun dealing with that shit ..
' Just Dance 4 ' dance off with Aub , Bob , and Bubba .
The pic of my little man I just saw oh gosh !!!! He cut his own hair !
Oh it's a different person ? Not a surprise . Sit your thirsty ass down .
I love my boyfriends dad ! He's so fucking funny
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ that was hilarious ! Poor kid haha
the best conversations happen on the shower .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ you think I'm kidding !
Shout out to the kiss my ace volleyball team
In sucha good mood
Awe they called us team ambray
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ got you to text me back though so that's how I know you actually do love me ❤️
That tweet deleted by itself man wtf
Sooo I'm at the doctors and there's a tv show about examining a fake vagina and these old people next to me think it's a baby chicken
Truth or dare , nakedness , and lots of laughs #friendsgiving
Can't find anything nice enough to wear for school tomorrow . Maybe I'll show up in my homecoming dress , idk ....
My not me .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ a relief for your dad you mean . you act like you're gonna do it .....
I remember at the perkins game last year i wore red and black and sat in our student section lmfao ! They was pissed
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ That's what I'm sayin
Stop stalking my twitter #juststop
Flab is a funny word
And to the rest of you jury duty jury duty jury duty black list eviction notice jury duty .
Only because my 8 year old brother is directing me
Crabs or 69 .
Will someone take me to see iron man 3 .? Please
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Trying to drunk wrestle my guy friends probs
Nerlens Noel & amp ; _TWITTER-ENTITY_ look the same !!
I can't take these kids right now
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I just envisioned this happening , and it was hilarious . Oh my GOSH .
Yup I am in bed already
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ we can go to space w , we can touch the sky , we can sit on pluto and watch the stars go by
omg some guy off the Jerry Springer show married his horse .
Grimshaw and Harry interviews will forever be my favorite #dying
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ this completes my life
Someone FaceTime me !!
There is really a Topix forum about my boyfriend , the \good lookin cook at CAMC memorial " .. Guess I'm a lucky girl "
We have four weeks left of senior year you think emailing my mom is gunna make me do work .... HA
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ lmao it's Shane's!
We rented the heat
Yesterday my boyfriend told me he wishes guys used purses and said that if they did , my new MK bag would be his style
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ um this resident was also doing squats in the hallway !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ at least you won't be turning up from your bed
Am I the only one that literally cries from laughter when watching the Little Couple ?
Have already had a Milky Way , Salad , Popcorn and a chocolate chip cookie and it's not even 12:30 yet . #Fatass #Biggirlproblems
YOU BLOCKED ME did that make you feel good about yourself ? DOUCHE ✌️
i think my neighbors down here are sparkin up bud
#talklikeyourmom \hey Megan I picked out your car and already bought it " " hey Paige , what kind of car u want ? It's up to u " _TWITTER-ENTITY_ "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ twerking though . & gt ; & gt ; & gt ; #FreakShow #LoveYou
I JUST MET MY COUSIN ... ON TWITTER ..
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ remember when we used to hang out in the van for dayyyyys
This convo with _TWITTER-ENTITY_ right now
I have the best best friends _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_
Slow motion makes anything 10x more funny
Oh my God .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ they may have had no brand at all maybe like the generic giant brand shoe
The play by play right now about carol lee's kitten for her brother is hilarious
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ so what happened to the braves not choking ?
It's funny to me to watch you try
omg so much thirst from _TWITTER-ENTITY_ everyday in 2nd hour . she thirsty
Which in these case ... She IS . She's a look a like miss piggy whore .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ how many tries did it take for you to catch the ping-pong ball in that scene ?
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ then why isn't madison's name ugly ?
Literally just died at what _TWITTER-ENTITY_ sent me
Crying laughing because I went and looked back at that picture from lunch today #cantbreathe _TWITTER-ENTITY_
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ we had so much fun lol
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ that's almost as bad as getting drunk before your flight and missing it
Mistakin a pitcher of sweet tea for grape kook-aid has to be biggest letdown yet ..
this is the best
Jamming to Britney in _TWITTER-ENTITY_ car with _TWITTER-ENTITY_
The z100 phone tap is killing me right now
Lmao , grow up .. Please !!
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I know I thought that after I tweeted it ugh you're a savior
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ oh yes , and was that ox " you were wearing ? "
Just picked up a shitload of bleach at Sally's . were gonna be like Hannah Montana _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_
Don't look like that
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ just on a nice little rant session tho ?
Shout out to all the guys shopping with their wives today .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ that or a lot of episodes of Reba will be watched kelsies poor life
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ lmao Roy Jones was that dude . Till he caught that overhand right and found himself on the ultimate highlight !
Tweeting while getting a bj ? Yup it's happening right now
The person I've hugged but yet still feel so far away ! haha it's been awhile since I've talked to you or seen you but you're awesome
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ thanks ! Lemme know if I need to say anything else .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I went to bed at 3 am because of Tom haha then woke up at 7 ! I needed to sleep
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ it's such a random story
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahaha omg yessss #yikess
That website is so hilarious . Like I can't even .
I always send madi everything I screenshot
That bitch is gutter _TWITTER-ENTITY_
#LT I told him I was doing the best I could to ignore him
My mom just called me to say fuck you cause I didn't the directions for her ok psycho
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ took that picture off instagram
I need a TV in this room I'm bored
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahaha I guess you're a keeper then !!!
Shoutout to the big girls putting deodorant under their titties before they go out tonight
I'm always dressed up like I actually have places to be
Honking my horn will never be the same _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ too bad u take my friends bc idk u jus love taking my friends even people u haven't even met
My mom just had to yell at me to get my feet off the wall and stop dancing like a video girl and come eat dinner . #imdoingliferight
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I'm done BYE GRAMS
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I dont remember
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ oh you know , just running into long lost brothers , the usual .
The convo me and _TWITTER-ENTITY_ are having
Me and belle were playing pretend and she said \pretend Ryan was here and he stabbed me and you slapped him " _TWITTER-ENTITY_ "
and she cares for me OMG im so happy i texted her that LOLOLOL
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ But I usually make him feel bad till I get my way Buy I'm working in it .
Hmm why does it smell like subway , a tanning bed , and a hair salon ...? Oh ya _TWITTER-ENTITY_ just walked into the comp lap
you just moved and you already made your way around half the school
I thought ASAP was gunna come out of the closet
stephanie : \I've had this urge to go jump on that trampoline all day long ! " _TWITTER-ENTITY_ "
Ravens last tweet
Joe thinks he's Dr. Phil .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ That looked like me today . I almost got in it with a buckeye trail girl .
All I see is a bunch of #WomanCrushWednesday pictures on Instagram .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ oh my GOD . freaking seahorses !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ nice try .
I haven't talked to you I'm forever . I hope everything is going well for you and your summer was good . You deserve the best .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Possibly my best line ever ...
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ we are !! Let the adventure begin ! I already messed up the GPS #whoops
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ my parents put me behind
Lindsey just sent me the funniest snapchat video EVER . #dying _TWITTER-ENTITY_
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you have no idea
My mom just asked me if I was on drugs and told me to stop singing
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ GAHHAHAHAHAHAHHA I laugh at this every TIME
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ lmao there are no lines now
I've never seen someone over react like this
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ omg lol
I can't handle The Maury Show . I . Just . Can't .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ ohh then I'm blaming him for the terrible food
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ bahaha !!
my 2 year old cousins walking me into my sweet 16 cause I'm forever alone and don't have a brother
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ ya they're on ur laptop . We took them on a camer or some dumb shit like that
I think & lt ; --------- Are my favorite emojis
I've never had that many girls in my house until last night
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ yes .. I know it's a miracle
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ ill be stopping by at 9:47 pm . K cool .
17 you drive like a douchebag
this twit fight is killing me
I just liked soooo many pictures of _TWITTER-ENTITY_ and _TWITTER-ENTITY_ on his Facebook
Is there anything better than pussy ? Yes , a really good book . #BoBurnham
Haha you forgot
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ lol I don't blame you ! I would give it to me either
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ dang , thank goodness that's not the case love you
honestly all I need to do is text _TWITTER-ENTITY_ and I'm instantly happy #loveyou
The fact that _TWITTER-ENTITY_ is redoing my Alex Morgan flyers because apparently mine were pathetic is making my day
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ is the sweetest ☺ He was looking awfully sexy in target in his football gear , all sweaty
It's kind of funny I recognize that girl from stopping by my dads car lot . #what #toomuch
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ ill shake it like there's no tomorrow
These snapchats & gt ; & gt ; & gt ;
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I just saw this
One thing about Moss Bluff . News travels fast . So yeah . You can bet I know everything
I absolutely fucking love _TWITTER-ENTITY_
By the time I stand up the pledge is like over
Daily show right now
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ last time we went ... That was bad
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ lmao thanks steo
I had ios7 when I surfaced back in June beta sucked dick but I can't wait to get it back .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ all my parents keep hearing is \come the fuck on " "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ OMG . I TOTES MEANT \ " "
I feel like every time I see brooks brother I always comment on his ears
I will never forget the time Matt said family on three
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ they ain't in 4a country anymore this is how the big dogs do it
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ ohhhh ... well maybe they're just giving you free housing for the first semester
I'm like in trouble
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ gahh them hall of fame stats
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ don't die
#HowIMetMyBestFriend relay for life _TWITTER-ENTITY_
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ i saw him
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Your Quincy College snapchats & gt ; & gt ; & gt ;
Still laughing at _TWITTER-ENTITY_ and it wasn't even that funny
Movie 43 is making me laugh so hard right now
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ can't say I have . At that point I think it would be time for a cold shower though
The lights just flickered and I lowkey got kinda scared
Why am I up cleaning right now when I have to be up at 9 ? What's wrong with me ?! Lmao
Why Robin Thicke stay taking his shine !
Lol at _TWITTER-ENTITY_ tonight
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Ohhhhhh , I know . Mines better . GAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAH JUST KIDDING . I crack myself up .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Wtf is Tierney wearing
What was I thinking ?
Why do you even bother trying still a playaaaaaaaaaaa .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ that's a lot !
\You know I may be too old to deliver the mail but I can still lick the stamp ""
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ holy shit Maggie u r rightwhat the hell does that have to do with anything though ?
Jeffrey is sober on a Saturday night
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ where did the microwaving a phone thing come from hahhaha
I wish I could go back in time and see my dad as a kid with these stories he tells
I just hit finished eatin a whole fuckin meal , but now I want a bagel w/ cream cheese
The lady at the yard sale is cracking me up .
My manager hates me
Taylor Ford goes by T . He can't whoop me though !!
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ is KILLING my with these texts #Team ....
Well there was a total of 10 people in my math class today
When people talk shit on social networking
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I saw that i laughed .
My dentist called me and asked if I would do head shots for their new cards that will be placed throughout Delco .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I think you are just supervising
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ yea lll pick you upon 18th
Brody never fails to make me laugh _TWITTER-ENTITY_
\I don't want to hear about make today a good day even though it's Monday . No . It's Monday . It's going to suck . " Words of _TWITTER-ENTITY_ ! "
But seriously nobody likes you dude
Im talking shit like it's my second job . #NoFuuuks _TWITTER-ENTITY_
Kaylee and I have been friend zoned
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I might get you something for Christmas
I love how weird me and Rhy are together we sat here doin stupid laughs together for the longest time and she says \we're silly togeder ! ""
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ it's funny because they used to dress pretty close to this
Maxine's parent use to tell Maxine that if the Mc . Donald's sign wasn't spinning in circles it was closed _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ in 10 years
My leg is twitching .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ There are some thirsty boys out hur .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ poor Mikhayla & amp ; I wasn't being nosey & amp ; asking why , I put it there cause you said your life is one
All I watch is NCIS and CSI on tv
Amanda's reaction when she was nominated > & gt ; & gt ;
cracked myself all the way tonight and I definitely gotta #blameobama
I guess I'll find out when they get here
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ girllll Im just kidding around
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ OH YEAH ! We never exchanged our Christmas presents yet we should get on that !
You should never fuck over a girl with the capability to take screen shots #youresoscrewed
Oddly enough _TWITTER-ENTITY_ has been voted best dressed more than once for senior superlatives .
I never downgrade best believe that but you on the other hand will
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ did a scorpion . Her dad thought it was o big deal . " I just grabbed my camera . #mycrazybeautifullife "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ text me
14 year olds & amp ; 13 year olds cuss , and I'm nearly 18 & amp ; I'm not allowed to cuss . If my mom read some of my tweets I'd be in trouble . lmao
It's a really good song actually
lololol that tide commercial was seriously perfect \oh i saw there was a stain on your jersey so i washed it ... go ravens . " "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ girl you hatinnnn ?! that was totally me
Stop playing the victim card
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ named what again ?
It's just soooo big
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I know . I'm done being nice real shit . I almost text you today and told you something extremely embarrassing that I tried to do
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ aye I try every once in a while
I'm such a hypocrite sometimes
“ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ : Everytime I hear make it nasty I think of _TWITTER-ENTITY_ and _TWITTER-ENTITY_ at the cheer leading lock in ”
My best friend is drunk already in the corner
Watching home alone 2 !!! Funniest old movie ever
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ oh whatever ! Your still our little kid we have to watch #momma's
i tweet too much ? its twitter
#oomf just called me \sweet shit " hahah well that's a new one . "
“ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ : Listen bitch . This is my twitter and I will do what I please . ” If ya don't like it stop stalking me !! Lmfao
I was too cool for school so they told me to go home one day !!
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Mom .. Just come fucking get me !
I'm so high off of this cat nip
Chase has jokes !!! Lol _TWITTER-ENTITY_
#wordsbeforesex you eat booty ?
Lol me and Nathan know
I guess that's what I get for living on the Carroll line
Okay strike that , one of them fell in the pool , and the other is freaking out , standing on the trampoline .
If you can't tone it , tan it .
Literally just died at the snapchatted _TWITTER-ENTITY_ just sent me omg
Shit . Getting emotional is not my cup of tea
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ have you guys made out yet ?
So my hair looks like a mess just like it does everyday , but today this old lady said it looked like a creature was on my head ...
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ we didn't hangout
Why is it everytime I watch the first 48 it's in Cleveland ?
Well thats pretty obvious that there defense is the worst in the league
What in the hell
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I wouldn't put it past her !
I mean this in the straightest way possible .. does anybody have bubbles I can use for a bubble bath ?
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ oh yeah every time they won I would make it and my mom kept flipping out lol
He's literally panting though
\ when I want the d . I want it . You don't get to pick . I have to be in the mood . " - _TWITTER-ENTITY_ "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ love that picture
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ lol I don't think so .... What's that ?
Rich kids bitching about even richer kids ....
Hahaha I hate you
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ 12 * lolllllll so bro . I keep it in here cause it smells like mint and you can't smell the trippy
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Okayy ! It's from when we ran into the woods
“ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ : I always call out my girlfriend's name during sex . Just to make sure she's not around . ” _TWITTER-ENTITY_
Analia pulled down the Christmas tree . #crazybaby
I seriously love my bus driver
Watching _TWITTER-ENTITY_ video of his car makes me laugh . #nightmade
I can't believe this bitch is asking my mom this
Someone come spend the night and help me clean my room
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ yes !!!! so many !!!
She said \get a little sip of water first to wet your whistle . " Lmfao . "
The video _TWITTER-ENTITY_ and i just took
I guess a crown doesn't mess up your riding too much . #goodday
That drink > & gt ;
Lol the RA just walked up here and I didn't realize my pants were unbuttoned and unzipped #whoops
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ or should I say ... J TROT YA BOYYYYY
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ so would a girlfriend lol
Zach didn't hang up the phone ... I can hear him singing all the way home . Hahahaha
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahahahaha ! I'm a freaking comedian I miss you boo
spencer wants me to go outside . it's 1 am
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ next Thursday I didn't know it was this soon .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hehehe I heard it was suggested to change it back
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ okay ! But tagging her did no good ... No fun anymore
now 2 chainz
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ yep sure is hahaha .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ why ?
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I just felt the need to share that
Hahaha my grandmother always tells me no one is going to want to hold my hand because of my callouses
Are people booing her
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ Monica holds the power !
Me & amp ; _TWITTER-ENTITY_ got some things alike rn
This group message _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ #missyall
Whyyyy would you even come here ? Lmao you must be stupid
My mom just made a vine & amp ; she's asking me questions about every single video I've ever posted & amp ; getting onto me about our Cali hotel room
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ ahhhh . Twitter fights are def the best ! Unless im in them , then it's not cool .
Brody is a funny kid
See you guys .... people love _TWITTER-ENTITY_ so much . They steal it .
Most messed up dream like ever and Katie was in it #HolyShit
#NW Zack and Miri make porno
I kill myself with some of the shit that goes through my mind
\Disney police ? More like Disney rent a cop . " "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ what the hell is a spitbud ...?
Evan done walked by me about twelve times
Mrs. Koskelin just admitted she loves us she's so funny ! _TWITTER-ENTITY_
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ that's cause it was back before the rule that each person had to order a meal
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I still can't get over what you sent your mom
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ too funny I am dying !! #VoiceFinale
Extreme Makeover Home Edition .
My living room is so much more home like now after that little shopping trip . Sean was at work for this
I feel great today definitely loling at everyone who doesn't though
Hahaha tf I'm not stupid
You're so full of it #Hypocrite
Hahahahahahaha small fucking world .
Jones please dance some more You're making my night
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ lol I know it's just seems like everything you want always turns out like this
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ I didn't mean to write cute
someone just scared someone else on the TV & amp ; I jumped & amp ; I spilt my tea all over me
Seems about right . Nick and I belting out old school songs and Conor bitching
Driving jeys drunk ass home and he can't get out if the car then falls hits his head on the car and rolls out the car . I just FUCKING CANT
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ LMAO I JUST SENT THAT TO U
Nick and his carrots #chubbybunny
Hahaha That made me laugh so hard #douchebag #fail
Kyles hair & lt ; & lt ; & lt ; & lt ; & lt ; & gt ; & gt ; & gt ; & gt ; & gt ; & gt ;
That's fraudulence at its finest right there
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ LOL I KNOW
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ holy I love you dude
Spell my name right so I know it's real
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Oh yeah , his tennis racket
It was supposed to be a 10 minute debate and I struggled my way through 3 minutes #hahahaha #spanishtest
Well Manti Te'o .... that's embarrassing
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you're like 2 feet tall kayley
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ lmao I love her . I'm not kidding I'm in . We're def going , it's a plan .
Drunk texts from my boyfriend & gt ; & gt ; & gt ;
\she's a trained attack dog " "
Bailey has a secret love spot for me b/c I'm her FAVORITE & amp ; ONLY hawaiian babe☺️ _TWITTER-ENTITY_
I watched all of season 2 of Dexter today
I have a kid in my class that has been arrested for seeking coke
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ lmao girl I do know ! My mom pisses me off all the time !!!!
Bringing my sister to my house to clean my room . Told her she could keep all my old clothes if she does .
Just smashed on so much BK in under 4 minutes .... _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ thanks ! I know some girls that like this location and are really interested but yours is much nicer than our basement
* Taylor goes into bathroom * 5 minutes later . \Welp , toilets clogged " "
Our group chat is great , love my girls
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ uh yeah it was pretty darn hilarious ! And we even got digits and my legs were creaking tired from riding a darn bike
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Omg Timmy
Sorry but I just can't take it seriously that there was an armed robbery .. IN A DORM #caluprobz
Don't get your hopes up Michigan fans .. It's only the beginning of the game
I think my cat is allergic to hairspray ..
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ that's you . Blehhhh .
My neighbors are having puggleween ... 40 pugs dressed in Halloween costumes
I just sent a really embarrassing snapchat to so many people on accident #sorryguys #uglydaisy
I honestly can't take Becca seriously when she's bawling her eyes out love her tho !
im deathly afraid of the dark .
Like okay you ever notice these people are all shooting in heir house " but it's the same damn house every episode #k "
Say queef on three
I wish I could post the pictures Sarah sent me on snapchat last night . _TWITTER-ENTITY_
Dinner with my favorite people and sitting next to my boo #ILovePawPaw
Some little kids is outside my window yelling ... I'm bout to break out the ol ' BB gun
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Christian would be like us
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ lolll , you still don't like her ?
My goal in life is to be someone's #wcw #nevergonnahappen
Reminiscing on the days when I was genuinely crazy back when I was 16 . #seriouslythough #iwascrazy
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ she told me she's kitten
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you'll see . i can do it as long as someone bribes me with food
The sbapchat vids _TWITTER-ENTITY_ is sending & gt ; & gt ; & gt ; & gt ; & gt ; & gt ; & gt ;
So is tattooing a penis on my inner lip considered trashy ...?
You clearly don't have balls
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ touché ... I will come to Covington or wherever tf you live
when your passenger seat is so heavy with boxes the seat belt light goes on
Fishy Fishy ... #ThatCommericial
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ most definetly lol
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ nobody wants to see her twerk .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ clearly I was a little bored last night ! Miss you !! I'm having withdrawals
What human in their right mind would call a Murray ugly ?! Lmfao . Especially Dakota !
Wonder if _TWITTER-ENTITY_ is jealous of the bromance that Adam is gonna form
Ashlynn just said puss cake
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ mission accomplished . It's been quite eventful . I fake slept whole boys tried to talk to AO
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ EXACTLY ! people probably think we're crazy for saying this , oops .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ me too
That was the first time ive ever seen Julius Randle get his stuff thrown like that ! Dang !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ sure ya can . Alls I say is \Dick ! Go get that Dick ! " And you obey . "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ We won't even go there not trying to puss of _TWITTER-ENTITY_
Yes I did it .. Go me .. It is possible
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ lol what ?! I woulda sucked ur dick and ate ass to make up for the 300 ! but yeah , 2 doors suck with baby seats !
It's funny watching all my friends from Texas freak out about the snow cause they have never seen it before
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahaha totally just found it
You know it's pathetic how you cough when I walk by . Lol . At least say something . ✋
Omg you crack me up . _TWITTER-ENTITY_
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ only you man
There's always gonna be those people you smile at in person and then say I hate them ..
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ i was actually gonna suggest going through Indianapolis so there wouldn't be tolls but fuck that
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I'd be threatened by someone too if my boyfriend wanted them
Nick said if I lost to him in 2k I had to buy him Jordan's He didn't know I play this shit on the regular with my bro . Haha
My sergeant always tells kids random shit like I'm dating the lead singer from Pantera and I have no choice but to go along with it
Oh the things I do for Liz . #puppyshopping
I need to go to bed but I'm seriously dying at these tweets right now
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I love you .
One day I'm gonna be able to say \my abs have abs so you are irrelevant " "
Hahahaha I can't believe these tweets
iF PEOPLE COULD READ MY MiND ... i'D GET PUNCHED iN THE FACE A LOT .
Crying with _TWITTER-ENTITY_ dying laughing _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_
Def Danced Myself Sore Chiropractor Bound
Lol at that Taco Bell commercial . #iloveoldpeople
And YOU ALL THINK YOU'RE THE GREAT ONES local413peopletipoficeburg
Taylor are you bored much ?! Haha
Dang .. I was joking not like I haven't said it before ..
I see London I see France I see your underpants in your profile picture . _TWITTER-ENTITY_ #insidejokes
I hate calling and ordering for pizza , it's so awkward
I love my mom so freakin much
Brylan just said that you neuter cats by cutting off their nipples
Never fails , every night Dannie talks in his sleep .
Grown Ups 2 was hilarious
I'm pretty sure Destinys scared now _TWITTER-ENTITY_
Machine Gun Wormy
\ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ : Shit guys . I just accidentally knocked this ant off of like a 5 foot drop . I sure hope I don't get fined . " "
Jenna thinks she knows me
Sam and I like to complain about geometry together and it's really funny .
Being around my family is ridiculously stressful but hilarious #poorshantih _TWITTER-ENTITY_
My brother and I trying to sing a song and not knowing one word ... We're definitely related .
Sike ! Morgan will .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ look at you ! All dumb
There were more adult couples in Despicable Me 2 , than there were children
Brb dying rn
I've been calling people oo boo " a lot lately and I don't know why "
My nose in that picture has me and her weak
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ has the funniest tweets
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ lol for obvious reasons ?? I'm just reppin my squad for the week . Your bitch know I'm fly
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ YES PLEASE
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ ommg
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ your an idiot I mean I don't know what color to dye it
It's funny cause you think he likes you but he asked her to hangout an hour ago #stupidgirls
Hannah Santana sounds alot better then hannah smith
My family's talking about there drinking memories love these convos
Thank you to everyone that told me all there secrets last night
Everything's all fun and games Luke
What's the difference between a cougar & amp ; a cheerio ? A cheerio can actually make it to the bowl
That rap made me laugh so much .
The fact you said you were different .
I think #glee got a new hysterical writer , literally crying watching this episode #sofunny
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ bahaha I see what you did there #creepy
Oh dear lord Kylie's got me over here dying .
“ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ : If you don't think that _TWITTER-ENTITY_ is the most beautiful girl in the world , then you're wrong . ” I love you paigey
Lol I swear I think of little moments of last night and just laugh .
Super Troopers never gets old
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ i tweeted the exact same thing yesterday
Ahhh , so that's how you got all those retweets .
This mummy has me dying over here
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I just told my mom your Iraq joke and she said I was punished for saying ss . " Thanks a lot . "
All it takes is a video and a best friend to cheer me up . S/O to _TWITTER-ENTITY_ .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Bahahaha okay , she's
Oomf is pisssssed .
Bridesmaids !! Yesss
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I know . Like the name sounds familiar but idk him . I'm about to unfriend him cause it's kinda scares me
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I'm loling
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I was thinking more Derrik korey Kendra and marina but I guess you can be up there too
my mom thinks drake is so hot and i just can't
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ funniest one yet
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ omg I miss you . Thanks dan .
You still can't be on the phone and tweet at the same time though ..
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ no thanks ... That's creepy .
So the _TWITTER-ENTITY_ guys just walked in on me and _TWITTER-ENTITY_ getting it in in our room
#MiddleSchoolMemories with _TWITTER-ENTITY_ , _TWITTER-ENTITY_ , & amp ; Olivia
We really doing this right now ..
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ have you seen my car ...
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ haha girl you got me dyin
Hailey McKee tweets some of the funniest things
Having a Barbie and Ken history lesson ... _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_
Anyone else think the Gatorade commercial sounded like a slave chant ?
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ Ohmygosh . Yess . We've had some good conversations !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ that's weird cause people say I look like him
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Selena Gomez
#IGotAThing girls with boyfriends #homewrecker
To the drunk guy who just called and told me he loved me because his pizza was delicious , thank you . You made my night ! _TWITTER-ENTITY_
Finally buying a reflective harness for Zoe safety first
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ for some reason I press send when I wasn't writing . but Aryel wants to know if you want us to pick you up after work ?
Clay Matthews hair looks better in a bun than mine ever will
Steve-o !!!! _TWITTER-ENTITY_
Hahaha Angelina & amp ; mine inside joke about that . So done .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ is gonna get me in trouble #dying
Oh honey you're perfect ...
I put on a pair of pants this morning and they where pretty tight ... I take them off and realize they where 00 #nowonder
My arms going to sleep cause haven is laying on it
Madison and Bri right now
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ well .. we did both laugh at the girl flying through the windshield in that one movie with channing tatum ... and titanic
Oh my gaaah !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ he's so funny
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ some other time ? We can invite _TWITTER-ENTITY_ #missyouhotties
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahahahaha .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ look at the messages
I wish _TWITTER-ENTITY_ would hurry up and get off work I got some funny shit to tell you
Woke up from a nap to that and now I'm singing Christmas songs #what
Thirsty little girls .. I'm so glad I'm tied down & amp ; have my man ✋✌️
well i put my headphones in & amp ; shut the world out , just know I'm mad or something's wrong
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahahahah #dying
Like what dad
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Like why does life gotta do us like that ?
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ ahahahah allies a slow ass driver
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ y'all will be on my mind . Especially you .
It's really hard to take my teacher seriously when she's dressed like a whoopie cushion ...
Not remembering anything from last night . & gt ; & gt ; & gt ; & lt ; & lt ; & lt ; & lt ;
BMO hit you on the butt , heheh #adventuretime
Dad - it's 1:35 Sean Sean - it's 1:34 you crack head
\He was so mad he made us breakfast ""
I wouldn't doubt it if I have a concussion from falling out of my chair yesterday
Are you serious Ballotelli ?
I love when _TWITTER-ENTITY_ goes on her rants !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ it's not that bad
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Hahaha . I miss those days . You , Michael , mason , Connor , and Travis need to come over again . It was always funny !
Lets just delete that tweet and pretend that didn't just happen ...
Stop creepily sub tweeting my tweets that aren't about you ... #likewtfdude
Wes and Caleb turned gay on us
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ maybe a little bit !!
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I just did I just deleted my tweet
S/O to _TWITTER-ENTITY_ for being just as wild and uncontrollable as me .
My latest idea takes the cake though for sure . Sometimes I wonder if I have any logic in my brain at all .
everyone is on twitter talking about naps
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I wish it was that simple .
I want alcoholic Chapstick
Haha I love to mess with people who hate me for no reason
Umm .. East Stroudsburg got the best of me last night
Ceej in a hoop earring
Blake never snores , but when he does & gt ; & gt ; & gt ;
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ that snap I laughed out loud
I didn't like that voice on the GPS , it was a little too bossy . So I changed it . #shitmydadsays
Every body into something different now ,
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ HAHAHA you spelled yellow right but weird wrong
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ the amount of stupid things we've said is unreal
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ I just had like a 15 conversation with my dad telling him what it means
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I knoooow next time I'll let you drive me and see how well you take it
Well tomorrow Morgan is gunna be salt I didn't bring him a laser .
nev reading a sexual text message
Coyte what are you tweeting about
I truly thought _TWITTER-ENTITY_ was gonna punch that girl in the soccer game
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ lol yea I bet that was a hard one #sarcasm
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ that's cool as fuck though , kind of funny that we all got chosen like that
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ haha look _TWITTER-ENTITY_ looking like a creeper !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Guess what ? He asked to homecoming !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahaha . I planned my classes to where I wouldn't have to make that awkward connection haha . I need to go get a mailbox #random
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I try
No wonder I was being so grumpy yesterday .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ atleast you're not banned from it
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Wooooo , I'm so jealous ! I just want it to get all nice and warm so we can all have a banger at Seneca Lake State Park
I just ate a tootsie roll and it got stuck all around my tongue ring .
lol that deffiently made my day .
You make me feel so jolly lolly . ❤
I'm looking pretty ratchet in these snapchats _TWITTER-ENTITY_
this health sub > & gt ; & gt ;
That will always remember that haha
Michele is looking up fireworks
Future was so ass in his XXL freestyle
thank you _TWITTER-ENTITY_ for making my night
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ just saved our ass haha #popo woop woop
I found my dad's weed
' do you consider yourself beautiful like diamonds in the sky ' _TWITTER-ENTITY_
My life is so different now that I have read through all of _TWITTER-ENTITY_ tweets . Seriously dead
I give it two weeks
Tori's playing with barbie dolls
Possibly the funniest hospital trip I've ever made . cannot deal
“ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ : Are you from Tennessee ? Because you're the only ten I see ! ” _TWITTER-ENTITY_ wow today is your day
Not my fault u can't be happy with one guy !
when I get in this mood I just can't keep my mouth shut
We just keep people's TL's poppin !
smoke some weed then let me know how you feel bout that drama
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahaah I wanted him to put it on
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ shut up Danny not everyones as good as you
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ if only I could
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ that was so perfect the other day
Mitch says as he's takin a wazz off the dock , \I just brought the Lochness Monster to Lake Russell " "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ y'all were a weird love triangle !! And I win mike
Max got pissed #Catfish
You're terrible , you look like a little two year old with a pixie stick , trying to hit the ball .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I did it twice too .. But the second time it wasn't my kid !!!!
Rush hour has me weak
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ LOL that's when we like randomly matched oh how I miss our floor last year
Me : Hey mom I got all A's on my finals Mom : Wanna do something fun ? Wanna go to Taco Bell ? oh mom
I prolly shouldn't of tweeted when I was drunk
I love girl code ! It's fucking hilarious #IsThatWeird
Bro you're gay ✌ #sorrynotsorry
People still using these \ " "
I embarrass myself a lot .. whoops
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ tell her to buy me one too
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ You tweet a lot .... #dangggg
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ how was your cookout
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahaha you are welcome !! ☺
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I can tell
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ dude so does mine , it sounds like I smoked 8 packs of ciggs or something
It would complete my life if _TWITTER-ENTITY_ could take 10 minutes from her busy life and tweet some PSA's
The girl in this movie looked exactly like my boss ..
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ well it's about them getting raped so why call it special .. tell it how it is
Is Dakotah really singing milkshakes in the shower right now ?
your a hoe
Tried climbing a tree and birds attacked me .. Manhunt got the best of me
Bridesmaids is by far one of the funniest movies of all time #hilarious
Corona is so nasty
Xbox with my bro and snickers
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ that's what I doing rn
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahaha your ight at it
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ doesn't surprise me !
Shawn Morrison swear he nice at 2k
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I'm your buddy
Circus tomorrow with my mom & amp ; dad . This should be interesting .
My mood today : Going from to then immediately fallowerd by a then ending in , I'm after surgery
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahahahaha oh my gah the stuff we talk about
I'm a whore look at your pictures but your SO faithful to your boyfriend I cleaned up my act you should clean up yours too !
Let me know how that goes ..
Allie knows what's up
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ besides oxygen
you a freakkkk Cody
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I can't even
Wish me luck
\You dumb deer " "
I love when I wake up in Ashlynn's bed and she isn't even here wait she is probably picking up dog crap
I just got a phone call from Lee University asking if I wanted to go there after I graduated . Lol . Not with my ACT scores , I'm not .
What has _TWITTER-ENTITY_ taught my sister
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahah I know
My family always gets me white chocolate everything and I only like dark chocolate
I get myself into some crazy ass situations
Not sure how I managed to keep my cool today cause I was seconds from losing my shit
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ sisterly love
Thinking of the things me and _TWITTER-ENTITY_ used to do when we were little kids makes me laugh
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ okay . #yay
but he was from Dunlap so , maybe bigger girls is his style ? haha whatever though . that was 2011
This guy has an ornament hanging from his ear . A Christmas tree ornament uh as an earring #TisTheSeason
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ dumbest thing I've heard all week
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Paul Walker isn't dead haha TMZ is just stupid .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ no the new one
My mom just yelled at Chris Howard to pull up his pants
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you're so bad !!!!
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ oh stop it .
Ha watching The Heat . OMG
haha oh god
This shit is to funny right
def just threw a cup into the sink and water went all over the window
if you use the peace sign emoji all the time , I'm judging you ✌
Omg _TWITTER-ENTITY_ is geeking me out right now on the MTV movie awards
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ and by put you deep I mean it's your xfinity account I'm watchin all these movies on #GetWithIt
Kid has an open break-away ... Goes too far under the basketball and hits the corner of the rim .
Fell asleep while my dad was driving today . He screamed and nailed the breaks to wake me up ... #DickMove
“ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ : I tumbled down the stairs once then had to wrestle my way out of the stuff I fell into , so I guess I win ” I'm weak
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ im gonna snap your neck
I'm just like HAHA no , fuck you
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ it's fine
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ but then again , is swimming ? hahaha
Freaks and geaks
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ that night was terrible
I just took a shit and my uncle went into the bathroom how it smell in there ?
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ maybe it's all the pills you popped
Timing is a funny thing
Give me till tomorrow , I won't even remember your name
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ STOP I WAS GONNA SAY THIS
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ calls my car Reba because it is older but still looks good
Happy sweetest day to my main bitch/ my lover _TWITTER-ENTITY_
Turn your turn signal off . _TWITTER-ENTITY_
Dez is like a 2 year old
What is it with all these throwback bitches today ?
I remember when oomf said \I bought you flowers so you wouldn't be mad at me anymore " and gave me a little baggy of loud "
So I just read the tweets from lastnight and tbh _TWITTER-ENTITY_ is my idol . #dying
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ HES THE SHIT !!!! I have to go fix my car .... what kind a car ? Oh i don't yet lmao
All these excuses Aliyyah is making !
Brooke is just too cute
Lmao made my first vine video
Yep I take that as a good job
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you're killin me
i really wish her notifications werent coming to my phone
Sorry I can't control my volume
Going outside just to run around in the rai with my brother & gt ; & gt ; & gt ; yes .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ damn ... We need the ones from the pink one , they were soo funnny
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ oh my god I hate you Nadia #bballprobz
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ get better girlie sorry for the first tweet
\yanno , chilling with some friends " .. aka .. my teddy bear . "
It's gonna Taylor's first turn-up ! _TWITTER-ENTITY_ & amp ; _TWITTER-ENTITY_ #alright #watchandlearn
\I never understood why blessings wore disguises . If I were a blessing I'd run around naked . " -Golden Girls "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I would believe you if you said your in love with me
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ haha no matter where I am I always get that even if its not on the menu
IN THE B BOAT THIS WEEK JUST KEEPS GETTING BETTER AND BETTER
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I guess I'm just not as cool you as
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ I'm down
Me and _TWITTER-ENTITY_ at practice > & gt ; & gt ; & gt ;
The camel commercial & gt ; & gt ; & gt ;
Mom goes ... That's our new motto in this house \But did you die ??? " "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ They don't hate you .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ likes the purp ... #weloveyou _TWITTER-ENTITY_
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ oh geez
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ lololol this is golden
Got three jugs of organic shampoo . Santa knows my needs
I've had a really really good day ! I love my class
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ #tyleroakleyDMspree please please please please dm me !!! ⚓️⚓️❤️⚓️⚓️⚓️⚓️
Why do people call their cars their \whip " It sounds funny "
We are the two biggest idiots I've ever met
I think it's the funniest thing ever when Abby rants while she's driving .
Me and Katelyn used to make mud pies together
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I'm tweeting you Emma
Girl what's wrong ? My my man ain't shit . Then why you won't leave him ? Bitch , dick too bomb
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ lol probably not if they're still there , literally everyone hated them now , it's pretty funny
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ we still in the car but we looking for our hotel
That pop sound after I refresh my TL > & gt ; & gt ;
When ever I listen to Michael Jackson I picture _TWITTER-ENTITY_ jamming out #imissmybestfriend
The fact that my dad thinks I'm going out drinking right now
oh lord ok bye everyone ✌
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ like I can't wait to buy it on DVD just to watch it again
\I never get any action on my phone unless it's a warrant out for my arrest " -Val's gma "
I HAVE NO POTENTIAL ! I DON'T DESERVE ANYTHING ! _TWITTER-ENTITY_
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ is sober yet somehow still ratchet
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ pahahahaah . I seriously just laughed so hard at that .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ gettin this work right now in NCAA 13 lol #PAC12ALLDAY
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ thank u Pete will I be seeing u tn
Been at Six Flagz for 10 minutes and have seen 4 people I know ! #DontLookAtMe
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ come visit temple !
I hate deciding what time to go to bed on Sundays & amp ; giving up my weekend
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ they were shaking so bad !!
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ she blocked me from Facebook and Instagram
Britt's impression of me this morning on how I was last night .
I really hope nobody takes stuff off my twitter seriously
Saw _TWITTER-ENTITY_ today n car driving like a bat out of hell haha
Just got a \let's get naked and see who's stronger txt . " #wtf "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ I have more ass than you
Hey guys I'm smokin
I still can't get over the note that Carly left on my car
Damn . I look like shit on snapchat right now . ✋
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ oh yes ! You mad ?
My always my nipple
That guy almost wreaked on his wet pavement 1 wheel peel haha !
I love seeing Belichick getting pissed #Hilarious
Phone faced for days ... _TWITTER-ENTITY_
Are these hot dogs or legs I'm done .
Large Marge that's great #sharkweek #returnofjaws
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ lol I miss you !
Adam Sandler & gt ; & gt ; & gt ;
Okay I'm awake again
The G-Train has left the station
Wipeout is seriously so funny !!
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ it's been a violent week
Felt pretty good to tell you all that . #suckkkka
My dad just came in and stole Alyssa's beer
Just realized I'm in Malibu
the discussion we had at the dinner table with _TWITTER-ENTITY_ family so funny !!! _TWITTER-ENTITY_
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hey life flies by in twenty four years that two years will feel like nothing .. But I know
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ never going outside again u thought u were gonna break yur kneck I could even catch u
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ makes me laugh
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ haha I bought broke my neck !
Supposedly when he threw snow in my face , something was hanging off my face and it was nasty . I have no idea what it was .
\I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT THE HELL A WORKOUT IS ! " _TWITTER-ENTITY_ "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ no Jesse
But what did you do ! You ate a box of nerds out of her bhole
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Where the fucks that video ?
I can't wait til I get my iPad this week so _TWITTER-ENTITY_ and I can have iPad nights lmao
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ and you are ...
Dylan boxing blake last night funniest thing
Girls are 17 looking 23 , You can never tell their age nowadays . Hoe smile real quick , lemme check for baby teeth .
I'm either going to be a complete bitch tomorrow or be incredibly slap happy ... #nosleep
my german cousin never fails to give me a good laugh by commenting on my instagram pictures trying to speak english . #toocute
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ nothing's harsh
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ feeds my legging addiction
All you bitches make me laugh
Lol that was clever
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahahahaha omg
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ so funny
eric ordering starbucks \jesus christ what are these made with Jesus's tears ? " "
I just cried to zoey 101 #omfg #dead
I could drink a bottle of ciroc to the face
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ oh my ! I thought about you tonight during December closing training .
I'm seriously a waste of space
Face & gt ; DVD
I love _TWITTER-ENTITY_ ✌❤
Why are both of my spare keys in my truck ?
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ ME . BUT SAWAH . GO TO SLEEP YOU'RE OVER TIRED AND YOU HAVE SUMMER SCHOOL TOMORROW OMG HAHAHA
#FreshmanAdvice DONT SUCK DICK FOR GATORADE
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ maybe she hates us !
Happy bday . Bff sense 2nd grade . Seems like we where just playing with Polly pockets the big 18 came to fast _TWITTER-ENTITY_ love you ! ☺️
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I bet
\Great breed " of women "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ ill just come tutor you real fast
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I'm not sure if I understand why your a nanny ...
72- You are BEAUTIFUL . Still need to hang out soon
Would love to know who stole my traps your an inconsiderate bastard
We put makeup on Katen and josh
Ohhhh man im dying , this is great
Well aren't you just a little liar .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ welcome to my laughter
I would love to have an accent for a day .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Connors little brother lmfao
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you're welcome for the liquor
Call me cray but I'm staying up till 12 to see if my phone updated to i0S7 don't let me down apple !
Allie is such a child
This guy on American idol was laying on the stage singing
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I'm not scared of you
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ Hahahaha yes !!!
Hey _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ and _TWITTER-ENTITY_ .. We can slip and slide later . Okay ?!
I love my friends
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ ✋It wasn't Beyonce coloring one strand of hair this time ?
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ yeah I did I was too busy eating Chinese
reliving memories with _TWITTER-ENTITY_ is probably the funniest conversation ive had in awhile
\it must've been the big cheese " sassy marni "
Because you have so many friends right ?
I promise you my sons not about to have everything handed to him
Hanging with my parents and the Lindsay's is the funniest shit ever .
I honestly don't care
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ so true
OH MY GOD LILO IS _TWITTER-ENTITY_ and _TWITTER-ENTITY_ IS LILO
I love bothering my mom
I love hanging out with allies dad
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ should I meet you there ?
Hopefully he has a really bad nightmare and wakes up because I'm bored and need someone to talk to
Scared the shit outta my grandma with a firecracker
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ so many mixed emotions . Confused , anger , and sadness . I was just like why is this happening to me .
I slapped Justin and his face is all red
Brass knuckles bitch
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ lmao shhhhh no ones supposed to know that !
Twitter is more live than the vmas itself
I'm saddened that none if my girls know who the Gin Blossoms are , I thought I had raised them right
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I hate you
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ but you still don't know how to .. Trust me Matt would tell me
I need to take a bath _TWITTER-ENTITY_
Third chances ? Why not
Dear myself .. Why don't you ever have a successful subtweet I stay caught !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ lets not do that
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Oh my god I can't breathe
If only boys knew how we actually go about getting dates to events ...
Watching the heat with the best it's hilarious
This is about to be a fun weekend
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I know !! I couldn't find you the rest of the day to talk about what I came up to you and said
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ lmao you had me rolling all night man \I kill people for a living .... No really ""
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ omgggg
I just caught my sister taking selfies !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ dude . you're literally right . that was literally the only reason .
That video snap Scott just sent & gt ; & gt ; & gt ; hahaha omg #greatnight
Lmfao I know that was about me #SubTweet
Who was all in Mrs. Garrigus ' 7th hour today ? Lmfao . You guys were in deep shit .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ Pete with long hair ..
I seriously want someone to spend a day teaching me the basics of fixing a car cause I know nothing
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ we use to listen to it all the time !!!!
Can't believed i just rode on a motorcycle best time of my life !!!!
I feel sorry for people who sleep in my bed ... #insider
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ No one understands who james is .. we are too clever
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ didn't even notice
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ omg this movie cracks me up !
Listening to #TakeCare then #NWTS could get emotional
That text I just sent _TWITTER-ENTITY_
catie would drop her phone in a bush _TWITTER-ENTITY_
Not even about you . Funny tho
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I seriously can't believe people call me that
Brittany just almost hit a deer lmfao
Wondered why _TWITTER-ENTITY_ hasn't been texting me .. but i forgot to give her my new number
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ dude fuck that ! Remember when she would flip out when we stood next to the heater hahaha
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you're mad . I just got it working
Whenever _TWITTER-ENTITY_ snapchat's me he always looks drunk
isiah just asked me when _TWITTER-ENTITY_ was gonna come over and play with him
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ that is so funny
Evidently I just \wasn't feeling it " "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ cause you know what goes on . The only thing we can see out of any coach really is rotation the rest is all unseen
Jesus every time I see the goat eating the Doritos commercial I think about _TWITTER-ENTITY_ and it geeks me out
\Lol _TWITTER-ENTITY_ the fact that last night I wanted to look attractive today” _TWITTER-ENTITY_ "
Trying to wear my retainers and talk is just impossible .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ gotta have that picture first ! ✨
\Oh shoot , now is bad . I'm making butter " "
\Is that a song " _TWITTER-ENTITY_ "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I think I just peed from laughing so hard laur #toofunny
Beat _TWITTER-ENTITY_ in connect 4 #Gamed
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahaha probably not .. But you asked for one so you knew you would get it
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you know it's not rape if you like it , so technically Im not a rapist . I'm a giver .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ couldn't have said it better myself ,
I've seen so many girls not able to walk in heals today it's ridiculous
When I call people to tell them that their pieces are ready and they think I say pizzas
This lady at med express looks like Janet from mean girls .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Your breath makes the crack in my screen bigger when you call me ✋
Hannah blowing kisses at Jason Aldean on tv & gt ; & gt ;
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ DUDE SHUTUP
My dog is humping the shit out of my mom
Wonder when me and #oomf are gunna go fishing ?
Is it ok to say I'd look better in a police uniform than Wynonna ? I'm crying right now #DWTS
When raff over hears our convo on the bus _TWITTER-ENTITY_
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ just headbutted our door ...
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ she obviously turned her phone off ?
I need to keep my mind out the gutter I can't help it everything is funny !
Calm down hahaha so dramatic
Did she really just say her weave doesn't look natural ???
That was hilarioussss
Brandon needed to tweet off my twitter to feel popular
someone is legitimately going to have to carry me out of _TWITTER-ENTITY_ tonight
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ wtf how are you finding these ?
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ now you way more of one of those than me !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ i hate fucking talking to you cause i know you just say whatever it is to piss me off
Keep sneaking around trying to find out what im doing
this girl has her mirror pic selfie as her screensaver on her phone
My pup just went trotting by with the wreath off our front door in her mouth
I freaking love white chicks #oneofmyfavs
Stop you're embarrassing yourself ✋
Guess you can't see no girls with big bootys in spandex #sucktosuck
I love putting 2 and 2 together and finding out he's a douche bag
I'd retweet that but ppl would judge
Anyone else despise the way _TWITTER-ENTITY_ says crust
I know to much about basketball lol .. #sorrynotsorry
I just got made fun of for paying for my own food ... I'm sorry , would you like to pay for my food next time ?
the conversation my friends and I are having is beyond repulsive
Kelsey was talking to me in her sleep
Dad please stop trying to pretend that you are mad about all my absences . I have straight A's . You are not mad .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahaha it's frustrating ! I'm so glad I don't hear any of it anymore !
' Shes easily got the biggest vagina I've ever had sex with . I literally had to stick to a corner ' hahahaha
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ lol I think we are on the same page . I agree with you !
#elementaryschoolmemmories I loved having lunch , recess then going home
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ see
now she just yelled ' do you realize how fucking stupid you are ?! ' ohhhh I'm crying
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ ahhhh my bad I meant cat haha ! Yeah that'd be a litttttttle bit weird ....
Omg my trash can is flying down the road
I think it's time to delete snap chat after last nights snaps
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ lol I've known you long enough to know you didn't mean it like that
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ singing & gt ; & gt ; & gt ;
lolol I don't even care about giving this kid my number anymore
Fell asleep on Kylee , sorry but it was 5 AM
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ TOO many people to figure it out !!!
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ this is awkward
My eyes aways water so much when I first wake up !
#thatawkwardmoment when you get a friend request from the person you were fighting with because they deleted you in anger
There was actually somebody who got over 5 mph yay
Lol at _TWITTER-ENTITY_ snap chat videos !!!
I swear our relationship is based on getting piercing and tattoos .. And shopping for underwear _TWITTER-ENTITY_
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I better take my ass to class
Literally laughing at mine , _TWITTER-ENTITY_ and Govan's group conversation !
“ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ : Feeling some volleyball soon ! ” I am feeling volleyball so much my legs are about to fall off
OMG I JUST REALIZED SOMETHING I beat teenage pregnancy !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ this is what we do . ☺ Haha . Jk !
Honestly I laugh at your face , your pathetic !
lol fire drill in the science building ... I've never seen so many people wearing lab coats at once .
Watching The Dictator !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you welc bby ! Luh you too ! And my handwriting > & gt ; lol
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ he's my neighbor guys
Tonight has been to fun , and it's not even over .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ here comes danker to save the day
The conversations I have with this girl > & gt ; & gt ; lmfao
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ good one
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ too much
Ok Mr. Gann that was not right .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ he likes it
Confused on how my most passive aggressive tweets always get the most favorites/retweets . I guess everyone is feeling passive aggressive .
Sammie likes to hit me with her candy cane , also she likes to drop them . _TWITTER-ENTITY_
... I be sooooo hungry
Lmfao jake Derossi blocked me on Facebook because I said his shoes were fake
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ lol I'm sure all of Greeneview is loving this .
Anal can't open the plug because it was child proof
There are so many fights on twitter tn and I'm loving it
if your teeth are whiter than the whites of your eyes then you MAY have edited them too much
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I just re-watched my snap story from last night Bahah you so stupid I love it
#StoryBehindMyScar I got pushed down stairs at Cavelero now there's a bald spot underneath all my hurrrr .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ kinda like how you almost did at my house with the fork
It's not my fault
The fact that I took picture on all my softball girls phones and I bet none of them have noticed _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_
Your so fucking annoying
Dakota trying to black smoke me .
Sara's first vine is too funny
Gruden just got a hard on from ray's speech
I don't even like one direction !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ ya know sitting at home .. about to have a heat stroke , living the life .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ shut up drunk ass
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I always say that hahah ! It's so grosss nobody wants to see that
I hate twitter who tags themselves in their own tweets lol #icant
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ we're just so awesome
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ did you read the sign it has ?
I already miss _TWITTER-ENTITY_ and it hasn't even been 24 hours since I last saw her
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ you look good sweetie !!
If your gonna say someone's name in a tweet , mind as well tag them in it . #sostupid #immature
All _TWITTER-ENTITY_ #gottathingfor tweets are about guys
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ lol right
I find it funny how I moved on , and your now just realizing it . #gtfo ✋
The Wolverine or whatever the funk it's called , wasn't a bad movie .
\That dude kissed me . And now I feel like I have a disease " #gtg "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you need it tho bec you get white girl wasted
* cops show up at the park * Christian gets up and sprints away Cops point at him and get on their radio .
I didn't know I was that fat till he showed me the picture of me
I just said thank you sir to Brock & amp ; he said \hey I'm not a sir , I'm just a kid " "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ has the funniest vines I'm dying
I'm late to school literally every day
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ yeah but the other 2 arent
Austin from Austin & amp ; Alley is totally friend zoned
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Hahaha I have no clue but I definitely stole yours !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ IDKKK !
He shut her ass up 2 quick
played like shit but at least I got the compliment of lookin like _TWITTER-ENTITY_ little brother
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I miss you more !! I'm gonna be back in like 2 weeks !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Hahaha aw thank you guys !!
At fs .. There's all these little babies playing basketball . I swear nobody here is over 12
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I know right ?!
It's only 7:20 an me & amp ; _TWITTER-ENTITY_ are already being bitches
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahah they have been there since like 09
When Bernice goes off on _TWITTER-ENTITY_ & gt ; & gt ; & gt ; & gt ;
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ junior year is easy compared to senior year
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I'm dying !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you're so funny
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I'm done with you !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I have a pretty good guess about who this about
My TL is crazy right now
My mom keeps sending me the iggas be like " about drake I've never seen her laugh so much "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ just the way you talk sometimes ahaaa and Dom sloop
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ that is actually the scariest thing hahaha
Called my mom after work . She's wasted . Typical
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you and your dad in a nutshell
I swear I'm in search for that one guy And I swear I'm not going if he's not everything that I want not fucking up this time✋
This movie is about to be hilarious _TWITTER-ENTITY_
I just shoved my underwear up my butt ! _TWITTER-ENTITY_
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I am not doing anything with my life
\ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ : They call me macklemore in math class because im likewhat what what what whatwhat what what what what what whatwhat what " "
Is that a lumber Jack
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I totally forgot about that
I love _TWITTER-ENTITY_
My brother & amp ; I get out of his truck & amp ; look in the bed of his truck & amp ; there's like 20 empty beer cans just chillen there lmao .
Engaging in fights along the front lines of twitter
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ damnit Braxton I'm drowning in my work I promise you
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ oh I was bouta say I'm having some now but I don't want night mares
And ok this nigga who sits next to me in my us history class got a one direction and Justin Bieber spiral
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ your pansy ass left and you're missing it
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I look forward to seeing your father on Wednesday's for golf
The snapchat I just got from _TWITTER-ENTITY_ & gt ; & gt ; & gt ; & gt ; #bestfriends #dying
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you were creeping on my page
I remember back in the day when me and _TWITTER-ENTITY_ were the badest bitches at Kanawha .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ so my brother just now told me about seeing you the other day and he said your hot
Why are we still out
I did like nothing today
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I will never forget your balls song
This sub is being the biggest bitch
When a girl asks my english teacher \What was the douche's name in the movie ? " "
My grandma is such a bitch to my mom
When someone called _TWITTER-ENTITY_ A Selena Gomez doppelgänger last night ... #lookalike #sexylady
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ literally kills me
I should just go to bed now
in result of _TWITTER-ENTITY_ revining a bunch of terio vines , I'm beginning to become more and more in love w how adorably chubby he is ☺️
Just went through some of the Vines I've revined , peeing my pants
That goes along with everyone as well ! You all did awesome ! I needed a good laugh ! #tmlt
#SNL Tonight though
My mom definitely just found a bag of beers in my living room , I come home to look for them she says . \Your beers are in the fridge ""
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ your boyfriend is being all salty because I beat him in Quoridor
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Gooodddd Times !! I ran into augie Friday .. We talked for a bit
People love coming too someone's too suck up all the air
S/O to the guy walking down 11th dancing and singing Apologize at the top of his lungs . You do you , bro ! You do you .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ exactly my thoughts on it . Hahahahahhah
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ it was straight deflated FAHEED
Listening to T Swift & amp ; getting all deep in 367 Cracking up at how immature I use to be
I get the keepers
This kid at my job had his mom really call the manager and complain becAuse he does too many dishes
The slut skit didn't go over so well with the mom in the room _TWITTER-ENTITY_
im getting really into this song right now
Either that bed isn't squeaky or he just isn't getting it
I'm kind of nervous to get these pictures printed because I haven't seen the pictures we took _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_
FaceTime-ing with my mom while drunk is probably the funniest thing ever .
me and sydney are rocking out to its raining men
Omg I'm so happy he made his bubble nose !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ by who ? Jared ?
GirlCode is the best !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ is it because of that time the snake bit your toe ?? Hahaha
\You've never bin in a fist fight but you have been fisted " "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I CAN'T EVEN DEAL WITH HOW FUNNY I AM SOMETIMES
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahah it had to be said
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ candy . I'm eating the rest of the bowl from Halloween
My dog loves footballs
Alex and Bryan were killing beer pong last night
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ lol greattttttt . As long as I wake up by a beach and I can go skim boarding , I'm good
Breaks out singing why can't we be friends why can't we be friends
I'm seriously laughing my ass off .. My booty is on the floor . Just chillin . Any surgeons available to sew it back on ?
people are gonna be dming some crazy things to eachother now that you can send pictures .
Still cant believe me caitlin and ryan snuck into that 5 star hotel on the beach and swam
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ haha I would die
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ HA SUCKS MARY KATEE
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ You see Jennifer ! haha ! thank you Erica , for making that clear .
My 14 yr old sister still plays on Webkinz all the time
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahaha okay
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ it wouldn't surprise me one bit
Well about 16 years of school has finally caught up to me ... Now that I have to study for a test , I don't know how
This dude is carrying my suit cases for me
\Let god take the wheel " okay becca "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ the tweet I'm replying to
I haven't liked you since you came to Haley's that one day
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I'm cute
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ what did you do !
Freak you Siri for going off in class .
oh my gawd _TWITTER-ENTITY_ those tumblr edits you just retweeted are hilarious .
A different side of _TWITTER-ENTITY_ came out last night that I never have seen before
Had the biggest blonde moment of my life last night , cause I was high AS FUCK .
I've come to the conclusion that this girl in the cafeteria is a slut you got like 7 dudes sitting with you , grabbing your ass
“ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ : Hey mom wake me up if the tornado is on the ground and it's heading toward our house . Thanks . ” so me
I just think its funny how you think you know everything about us , lol _TWITTER-ENTITY_ you . No girl bye . Like u think he tells you \everything " "
Seriously need to stop eating so much
Every time I tweet I can almost guarantee Ryan will retweet or favorite it
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ spelt malorys name wrong
Are them shark shows on right now ? Since I can't sleep I might as well plop my ass on the couch and watch it while eating pop corn
I hate rereading my tweets and wondering what the hell was the story behind that one
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ lmfaoooo I just feel like yous would be cute !!!
dragqueen movies & gt ; & gt ; #toofunny
I miss those days when _TWITTER-ENTITY_ and I would play COD and black ops together .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ that's what I wondered about like 2 of your tweets man . NOW ADIOS , thought we already went over this .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ it tis .
Watching #LongIslandMedium and cracking up that they don't know what a Philly Cheesesteak is #phillynative
In exactly 8 hours and 7 mins Gianna Anisi will be getting her braces
I love walking in on people taking selfies in the bathroom
My mom just hash tagged in a text
Having way to much fun
“ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ : #imsinglebecause nobody is good enough for me and I guess my standards are too high . ” lower them .
I wonder what's worse ... #elion crashing or the epic ticket master crash on freshman football student season ticket day #PennState
Uh oh the bengals and the dolphins . If they dolphins lose dads gonna give you so much shit _TWITTER-ENTITY_
... not really sure how to wrap my mind around this whole engagement thing .
lol nida must have got tired of asking me questions
Oh my goodness .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ oh my god . Dying
I just ate a 20 piece nugget , how am I not fat yet ? ✌️
If I could tweet exactly what came to mind just now & gt ; & gt ; & gt ;
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I love this movie
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Right !! Haha like please don't judge me .. you're in denver right ?
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ you totally changed my name !!
And I pray for you .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ your one of them & lt ;33
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ that muffin incident was all you ! But thank you
Whenever I play the outfield in baseball I just sing to myself or talk crap about everyone to myself #soboring
Basically crying from laughing so hard _TWITTER-ENTITY_
stg no one is funnier then devin
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ fuck man
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Your snapchats !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ I love her so much her show is the best
uh you're supposed to send a number but you have a penis that has a freckle on it
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ they're so over-rated
I told you so
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ cute snapchats
My man has that batman voice
It's only 12:38
Thank you morgs for my perfect backgrounds
Haha thanks for stopping marketing I was bored _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ forgot I already had them
guess i'm a tease . hahaha .
Just looked in my mirror in the dark with my phone light on on accident and scared the piss out of myself
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ he went with your _TWITTER-ENTITY_ name
the only reason I got an A in criminal justice was cause of all the extra credit I did
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ want some ?
Me , in emoji form ;
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ said he'd interpretive dance for me . As soon as I dye his leg hair with kool aid & amp ; shave strips of his leg hair .
\What if Mr. Regier came to school High !? " Me : " it would be the best day of my life ! " Regier : " I'm high on students " "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahaha its cool ill just sleeep in here
lmao good job christine for spilling water all over the kitchen floor don't know how I managed that one
Oldest guy in my comp class : \it's kinda like me having sex , its not very good and not very often . " lmao he's pushing 60 . "
Oh man I'm funny ! Idk why _TWITTER-ENTITY_ lets me hit on him so much
so I guess I can't walk with someone without getting threatened
I still remember when I went around school for like a week saying I was gonna run for president .
my grandma told me not to wear shoes into Kroger #yolo
I pinky promise ! Just don't break my pinky !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ that's TRUE
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I have no idea
So my parents are making me leave my home tomorrow night so whoever wants me to spend the night at there house tomorrow hmu !
\I don't like mice April I wouldn't invite it into the bed " _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ settle down sir your making to much noise
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ it's a miracle .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ wish I still had all of them
Mine and _TWITTER-ENTITY_ conversation right now
I'll never forget how senior year I wanted to steal all the Farmington football signs
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ why am I not surprised by this at all
That got me and _TWITTER-ENTITY_ good ! Hope there was others that got it lol
\This is real life shit right now . This is some Harry Potter shit " "
Apparently Ryan is talking to one of my good friends . If you're reading this to whom ever you might be GOOD LUCK
\ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ : Most of the time when I get drunk I propose to random girls ""
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahahaha I was completely kidding . Sarcasm . I mean clubbin is fun , but not if you're lookin or somethin real .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I sound weird
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I mean .. They all have small eyes , right ?
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I was reading it and I was like .... LIZZIE
This is just too much
Lol 6-0 in the Big 12 , BCS bound right ?
i love my math class
You know when you're high cause you bring an inflatable memo balloon to a rave
Hahahaha I hope she cheats on you again ❤
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ lol brown
Those awkward dates you see new couples on
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ legalize marijuana
Madison just said that she wants to have a lesbian experience in college _TWITTER-ENTITY_
lmfao , Helen is jammin to U a Hoe .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ says you ! you wouldn't know fashion if it hit you in the back of the head
My header tho
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I'm sorry Korryn I almost missed it haha
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ remember the last time you wanted cookies and your mom randomly came home with like 8 boxes
My first direct picture was to my mom
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I'm dying .. It's too good !
She's SO embarrassed
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ called me a basic white girl of Napoleon cause I took my puppy to the gas station with me today and he saw me there
Teaching my mom how to use her iPhone is the definition of struggle
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ it gotta be this weekend that's when I'm off bro ! We need the glasses of milk
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ nahhhh , haha they don't have much to say !
\You are not alone . Go sit with smelly hobos . On that park bench . Because they need a friend . Whoooaaaa . " Song by _TWITTER-ENTITY_ "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ did you see that kid get jacked by Harper's ?
“ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ : My boyfriend is not allowed to have more than 5 dollars in his gas tank at a time . Ummm son of a bitch where you goin ? ”
Type of Way came on & amp ; my mom goes \Does that guy have a speech problem ? " "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you and Ann should bring me home food ☺ how does that sound _TWITTER-ENTITY_
Who else you gonna go for this week ?
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ yes we beat the steelers and the Vikings
Apparently the Community College that my dad works at has a mascot now , the Cougars
This is perfect
My dads Ex fiancé is physco
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ yeah . I'll write one & amp ; you sign it .
pleaaeee no InstaGram a picture can tell 1,000 words my personal life is private , my public life is a riot
I pick at Austin all the time
Brand new Chevy with a lift kit nelly needs to stoppppppp trying to mix breed country music and rap
Holy fuck , you're absolutely fuckin crazy for saying that . #wtf
My sister is a cleat chaser at 7
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ yes you do ! Lmao and your only in the 7th grade smh
Duck dynasty has to be the greatest show
I love neighbors unlocked wifi
Ur family tell on u
My brother is so gay sometimes
The more I look at my boob tan the more I wish I was white again #itssoawk
Just hired an Asian to do my homework
Haha it's to bad people with androids can't tweet their first emojis #tweetyourfirst7emojis
I feel like I always have beef with my ex boyfriends ex girlfriends I'm such a crazy bitch like really
Kirst and I are on a shoestring budget for Hawaii , anyone w/ money wanna come with us !? _TWITTER-ENTITY_
crying from laughing so hard with _TWITTER-ENTITY_
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I get too drink for free ?!
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ AHHHH THE WROOOOTH
My last quoted Retweet reminds me of you _TWITTER-ENTITY_ I have no idea why
Snoop dog needs to stop what he's doing , and go home ..
Morgan making herself look stupid at zaxbys . & gt ; & gt ; & gt ; & gt ; _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_
Lmao at Pete Carroll's reaction threw his headset
Oh lord my mom got an iPhone
Haha my grandma for to my house and I told her hi cutie hahhaa she's so adorable
OMG Katelyn !
Just in my room casually dying at what I just sent to _TWITTER-ENTITY_ ... I feel like you may be the only person who won't judge for that
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ whatever floats your boat honey
I'm sitting on baby's
I hope my future husband can cook because I sure as hell can't
Wow I look like complete shit
Abbys mood swings
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Me too . It's cracking me up
I'm supposed to get up in 6 hours ..
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I go straight to the persons kitchen and invade the pantry tbh
What's the point of calling the penalty
Shout out to _TWITTER-ENTITY_ for being a piece of shit jk love you
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ geeks me the fuck out .
Asking me if I call them Poppy or daddy
the things willy says > & gt ; & gt ;
Cole's grandmother is a horrible driver .
Every snapchat I got this am was of ppl hungover
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ hey me too we should all sit together
These #myboyfriendnotallowedto tweets are KILLING me
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ way to pale me look dumb
They all said let's fuck Oklahoma up !
I just saw one of the Ursuline janitors eat a banana peel out of the garbage ...
Can't wait for me and auds costume tn
lol all I can think about is Trent falling on the way out of his house last night . _TWITTER-ENTITY_
I need to get me some window blankets
Lol wait some of the models last night on the fashion show were 19
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ shut up dude hahahhaha
Carson Daly is so awkward
“ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ : Oh , you talk shit about everyone and how you want to kick their ass but never actually do it ? Better not mess with you . ”
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ You are right about that
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ thanks !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Mac & amp ; wiz spring awakening is gonna be like that x 1020487393385872848472920
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I got done fast , I'm quick
When your such a bitch to someone that they decide to block you on every social network
So there is fruit scented pillows at Ross if any if you fatties want one
How about a oooo fuck you pay me " for Aaron "
LMFAO at the situations I get in when we go out
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ fastest picture I've ever drawn
I love _TWITTER-ENTITY_ right now
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ oh I believe you !! I've seen way worse of us
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ K Abbie
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I knew you'd love this one Jeff
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ that was so funny oh my goodness .
Can't help but think of last valentines day with _TWITTER-ENTITY_
What happen Saturday _TWITTER-ENTITY_ ???
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I told you I'd get you back
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ not going there
When I hear _TWITTER-ENTITY_ walk to caras room and say his vine reminds me of us " all I can do is laugh #sostandard "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ heheheheheh what Willie ?!
Lovin this group message
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahaha i know he told us 12 times
Lol some great riends " I have "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ haha I've watched it like 10 times already
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahahahaha okay I'm done
Why yes I am extremely high in my profile picture , thanks for asking . #OhWell #NoFucksGiven
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I probably won't .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ & amp ; her squirrels .
Blake's last tweet tho > & gt ; & gt ; & gt ;
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ its funny cause he was just talking about this in weights today
Ree this boy really had the nerve too text me ... AGAIN tho !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ haha I'm gonna be the bigger person & amp ; stop responding to your immature comments .
The morals were loose and the liquor was cheaper #thegreatgatsby #hurryupp
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ OH YEAH LMFAO WHOOPS
S.N.N. hahahaha _TWITTER-ENTITY_
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ luuubbbb you tooo !
Brad : go get my keys out of my carUncle Mark : go see if my car needs scrapingKayla : umm no Uncle Mark : you'll be rewarded in heaven
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Thanks my white Mexican #loveyou #YoureMyFavoriteAutumn
I'm in love with these emojis .
my neighbor just ran across his drive way in an extremely tight whitey tighty this is the kind of thing i see when i wake up what is life
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I LOVE YOU
Just cried my way through the Impossible . What a movie !
I'm just watch the playoff's , cause the NFL draft is a joke this year
you try so hard to please yourself and you can't even do that
My first day back of summer pride . Anyone wanna guess who already busted it and did the splits on the track ?
You're not attractive , but you can still blow me !!!!!!! _TWITTER-ENTITY_
My uncle is questioning me on my penguin . Don't ask me about my penguin my widdle Joseph gave me this penguin okay bahaha
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ she thinks her shit don't stink ... Well it does !
i made a new friend over snapchat .
I don't understand why my mom needed a whole page for 4 pictures and like 5 sentences but ok mom
Every girl i've seen today were either wearing leggings or yoga pants & amp ; I was one of those girls
At Peterhouse I saw it all
My coworkers are gonna be so excited tomorrow to see the brownies I made & amp ; brought in .. Too bad they can't have em ' #sofunny #icant
No school this morning and I've decided to actually get up and go to the gym #ChristmasMiracle
I'll be done after the break
Jeff bought me cute little jager shot glasses today , jager & amp ; redbull . He knows me so well
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ ik ik
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I mean , I'm just tryna play cards ..
i saw you on Black Friday and you're really fun to talk to ! I think you were at the table when I faked slapped JP with paint
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ there's nothing to say unless you want me to call you stuck up and an asshole . but other than that ..
Boston people are ridiculous . No class .
mr. heath just broke the door
Stop I'm crying
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I'm not going to lie though , I don't miss Caleb or his little minion . Fuck them
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ are you seriously humping me ?!
My nights get better and better come on summer
Can't wait to go home , make spaghetti and take my pants off !
Deb told me not to come home if I go snowboarding tomorrow #whowantsaroomie ?
mom's hat says \i used to be a milf " , and she doesn't even know what a milf is "
I'm sore and it's funny because its not from competing all day yesterday
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ You embarrassed yourself
my grandma took a selfie
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I'm moving to Long Island to be with the love of my life so you have fun ✋✋✋✋
and when we got lost coming back from Humboldt !
never drive with Jillian drunk
House Bunny is so much funnier now that I'm in a sorority
Global warming eh ? That's why it's snowing in Texas ..? In November ..?
She fucked her cousin ? What . The . Fuck .
I've became WAY closer to the people in this GM #riskay
Im so FOCUSED on school that I don't have time for a BF
\Alright then you're Wonder Woman . Because every time I come home I'm wondering where's my woman . " "
Defff thinking about wearing _TWITTER-ENTITY_ yoga pants tomorrow .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ who even knew it was possible to spend $60 on just half a tank of gas ...
I could #BlackMailWednesday _TWITTER-ENTITY_ so bad but I'm not because he gots the ugliest pictures of me
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ what are you clowns doing !
I always keep autumn feeling some type of way
I seriously get all the interesting snapchats at night
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ in the doghouse
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ when are you going to text me with your millions of questions
I kind of just wanted to stay in bed all day .
Austin's shoveling the driveway while I cook dinner lol so domesticated ⛄️
Mer has no legs
WHAT'S WRONG WITH THE WORD PENIS ? YOU DON'T LIKE THE WORD PENIS ? hahaha #dead #goneee
When you find yourself dealing with someone thats able to put you through every single emotion at the same time , you're in love ❤
I find such funny vines
Megatron with 329 receiving yards HE'S SO FUCKING NASTY #GOAT
Madea Goes to Jail
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ How's job hunting ?
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ haha yes , yes we are ☺
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Is it with your stalker boy linds ? The one you told us about in class
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ that's true . We're always assholes
He said he's going to AT & T first thing in the morning for his emojis
Lmao at that video snap chat I just sent
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Then I'm gunna total his truck then go to his house and see what he's got in his fridge #HellNo
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ he's just not as great as everyone makes him out to be ! Lol he's actually not even good looking lol
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ how could that be in a good way ??
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I'm eating is my number one reason
chance doesn't know what binge drinking is
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I'm home now ! Can we have a play date soon ?!
I'm so lost In this movie , then we got tayl snoring over here
I would deffff shower in the morning but I can never get my ass up
I'm really not so sure about my sexual orientation anymore
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahahah omg ! seriously though !! Jenna , you and I need to hang ! I miss you lmao
I'm laughing so hard right now . These babo people lol _TWITTER-ENTITY_
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I'll discipline you girl . Don't think you're too old for me to wear ya out missy !
hahaha at my last tweet
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I'm fucking with you omg
My sister playing life and everyone keeps having to pay her . She says \makin it rain ! " Haha she's 7 "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ over _TWITTER-ENTITY_
\We're the Millers " is honestly the funniest movie ! "
I finally learned how to dougie
Lol at the time _TWITTER-ENTITY_ fell skiing and somehow got her leg wrapped around her head #shewasokay #dontworry
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ That's like asking me if I want a free Beer . #⚽
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ right hahahaha
Saw _TWITTER-ENTITY_ long boarding while I was driving was just priceless
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahaha yea girl it was fucking hilarious your is contagious even in my imagination
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ nah I just think it's funny . You just said you don't take anything serious then say that
That is absolutely accurate
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I look so fucking awful in that picture
Chasing a three year old boy around while he's wearing his mothers heels
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ asked me how I got out of jail last night
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I think that mindless tv has affected your ability to spell ....
Don't get used to this warm weather .. It's going to be 46 and rainy Sunday .
Came home & amp ; my brother was in my bed and all I did was give em a look at he ran out
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ because you're not real enough to send one back !
\If you are dressing like the opposite gender tomorrow , you will still need I meet dress code ... " #CentralProbz "
Woke up this morning and pissed two different streams
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ who does that ...? Haha
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ loved all those tweets
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ I SAW THIS AND LITERALLY PISSED MYSELF !!! HAILEY ... GRAYDONS ARM NO WAY
Maybe just Jeremy .. But not Richard
My mom told me to lay off the tanning ... hahahahah #k
If I'm on this bus any longer I think my boobs might fall off
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ when I weighed 99 pounds
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ we're the two best friends that anyone could ever have
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ lol well that just brought you closer to my family
Lol you don't know my life
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ OMG I know .
Paul has my fingerprint to unlock his phone
I laugh at my own jokes .
Oh who am I kidding , I won't have a boyf for a lonngggg time
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ ahh memories .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ is that who I think it is
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ omg can you send it to me
this kid kills me
The things that happen on our bus rides really are unique .. _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_
Seriously dying ...
The amount of people that will be calling in \sick " tomorrow to work "
so , that's why you texted me the other day ?
There's always that one good Twitter fight a month . #loveit
Well , I know how to make you not respond #oops
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you're good .
I'm surprised _TWITTER-ENTITY_ still talks to me after my freakish snapchats I've been sending him tonight .
My grandpa is crazy !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ just made my fucking night
That video just made my night _TWITTER-ENTITY_ something we would do
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ at least you're still pretty and nice and clean too☺️
Impractical Jokers is on ... It's trippy time !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ i made a 44 out of 75
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ ohh uncle bob
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ what ever happened with you and t-pain ? He didnt want no beef
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ retweets are cracking me up
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ bread is square ?
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahaha I definitely meant that thanks !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ thanks bud that was so funny
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ bahahahahahahhahaha I wasn't paying attention , but yeah MY best friends fiancé
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ did you get marked down for it though ??
Changing my name to ' Megan Lykins Cox ' for _TWITTER-ENTITY_
Feelin better about my costume I don't mind if my friends really do come
What if guys were like you're so hot I'm jealous like how girls are like you are so pretty I'm jealous
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Games and beer are fun while gay tho . Lol . I'll see what I can do on that
⚠️⚠️⚠️ literally the most random emoji you're super pretty and I love your tweets
Lol all five of us hate you now . Wise choice asshole
, Vikings are so huff under pressure man
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ lol yep I used it
Cracking up _TWITTER-ENTITY_ and _TWITTER-ENTITY_ suck at skiing
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I'm so bored tho
Sups awk when I don't even know who called me
Idk what the big deal on Mondays is . It's Monday and me and my bed are chillen .
I can't deal with that picture omg I can't breathe
Older sluts for life
This car ride & gt ;
Lmao , you can quit subtweeting about me hoe . ✋
I get my license before Kenz poor _TWITTER-ENTITY_
Everybody thinks my parents hate them , when really mom doesn't care & amp ; all Willie does is sit around & amp ; drink beer
HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHANAHAHAHAHHAHABAHAHAHAHA IVE NEVER LAUGHED SO HARD IN MY LIFE
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ there's so many girls like that at draft though . It's like we won't find out ?
I feel like me & amp ; _TWITTER-ENTITY_ are the most bitchest out of our friends ... #
Lmfao at my clumsy ass spilling weed on people's faces and shit
Half ass listening to this lecture
i wanna be someones wcw
Anytime Sam sees a picture that has to do with your and you're , she always sends it to me
Casually changing in my car when there in an old man in front of me , a cop behind me , and little kids standing next to my car ..
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ because !
\Is it socially acceptable for me to ask you if you have a nice butt ? " Well this just happened . "
Daniels yelling \FUCK YEAHH ! " At everyone out the window #canteven "
Big time rush sucks and all animals should die
Come over come over come over baby
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ I'm sorry but I could have said \hi Bryce " instead of taking pictures of me "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I do not remember this lol
Thanks caption obvious
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I got forced into a dare but I got to wear this Shxt for the rest of the day Fam
did I really just dm katie so she wouldnt judge me
Day 1/4 principal done , maybe ill get my English homework done tomorrow
Are me and my mom seriously fighting over my leggings
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ Oh my gosh . Me either !!
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ mayne im lookin like a HOT mess !
This group chat has me dying
❒ Taken ❒ Single ✓Vagina too wet , might drown somebody .
They're so bad at prank calling that I have no clue what to say it's like awkward silence
What the hell is my life now .
Face timing my family as my dad and uncle do Irish Car Bombs
I went down on zombies and Brayden goes mber , when I say come on , I mean come on . I don't mean sit around and play with zombies . " "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ it'll be funny if y'all have the same dress or the three of us ...
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ what's wrong with telling girls they're cute ? Hahaha
I'm taking random snap chats of people I'm class
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ that's funny
we been in this group message all day
I wish Corb could see this !
Praise God !!! Our dog is healed !!! ❤
I CAN'T BELIEVE A RANDOM BLACK JUST WALKED IN MY HOUSE THNKING IT WAS SOMEONE ELSE'S
Wtf it's 337 and I'm coming over
Leon Sandcastle . My dad and I are literally in tears .
I'm gonna be bumpin like a thug
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I'm sorry it's just so irresistible not to screen shot them all
“ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ : I miss going to maddies house cuz she always had jolly rancher jars all over the place” omg we would eat those nonstop
Gotta love how my brother sticks his whole phone in his mouth #onlyevan
I'm dyyyyying at all of _TWITTER-ENTITY_ ' s tweets
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Maxine is the only normal one
Cody hates when girls smoke . So last year for April fools day I pretended I was smoking & amp ; I got him so good ! he was so shocked for a sec .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ no ! I'll be in fayette all week please stop by !!
We're driving past the prison and Mitch yells out the window \FUCKIN CRIMINALS " _TWITTER-ENTITY_ "
I don't understand why everyone hates the tcounty pages though ? Like , I find them hilarious most of the time .
I ain't even fazed what's next world ..
Lol hells Angels are at this gas station
Some of the stuff I text Britt
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ won't reply to my tweets . Prolly cause him and _TWITTER-ENTITY_ watching #Catfish
So I found 6 empty bottles cleaning my room
My back ground right now _TWITTER-ENTITY_
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Astros > Cubs > Yankees
\She looks like she should be dead " this still cracks me up _TWITTER-ENTITY_ "
The last retweet I'm dying
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ Dude , YOU don't even have any wins in the SEC & amp ; your 2 last year were against 3-9 & amp ; 2-10 teams
Sooo .. I made 68 calls last night
POO IS THE CLINGY CRAB _TWITTER-ENTITY_
I can't take ppl in this area , I really can't
The stories told during our embarrassing story time though & gt ;
trying to showy dad's ew girl " to _TWITTER-ENTITY_ via skype and they knew i had it on the back camera . #ifailed "
My dads gonna kill my mom . She's definitely about to get this puppy .
I'd watch out if I were you
I have all the respect in the word for girls who deserve it , but you're really just a big whore . I'm sorry .
I love the #PerksOfDatingMe tweets
That was really funny
Heat losing to the Bucks
I wrote a check last week and the bank bounced
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ but anyways thats crazy to think we knew each other fresh out the womb
When Janelle like ran over Gary & gt ; & gt ; HAHAHAHAHAHA dying
I smell the alcohol coming out the pours on my arms
Damn i got 15 favorites and 15 retweets on my eagles tweet
Why tf is the Lindor Truffle commercial so seductive .. #calmdown #itsjustchoclate
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ omg I'm foreal dying
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ thank God you can't see in because I have stained glass .
\I lost $130 . " " Well I lost $280 . " " I mean you only turn 70 once ... " "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahaha I don't know whether to say thanks or be offended ...
My face trying to wink on snapchatt ! Hahaha #priceless
You can just tell that some people are such white trash just by the kind of pictures they put up .
\I don't like being social . I just like to annoy people " - Ashwin "
My friend on Xbox
A random girl in Arizona doesn't like me oh noooooo
Figures that Shannon finally shoveled her car off yesterday and then we get a foot of snow overnight #Typical _TWITTER-ENTITY_
She don't even know the lyrics to it
How awkward would it be if I posted the same #mcm ?
Beagles are like lays potato chips you can't just have one -Brian Jenks _TWITTER-ENTITY_
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ feel left out
You're so unfair
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ brb dying
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ well at least I won't need cologne in the morning
Everyone got the new kicks I brought a pack of white v necks
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ what happened ?
Just fell off my dinosaur . #dying
None of _TWITTER-ENTITY_ ' a boys like me
I would not be taking shit right now if I were you
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ oh okay Karli cool thanks friend
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I like you how I like my juice ... Naked . Lol wuttttt . ♥♥♥
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahahha story of our lives
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ Chris is #turnt
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ miss * & amp ; that's not a good thing xD
I bet all the guys are drooling right now
There are no limits to _TWITTER-ENTITY_ and I's conversations #BFF
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ let's be friends .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ I legit thought about it
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ tell me how our ring conversation went to pizza and then turned into Xbox
Lmfao the amount of emojis i used there ..
Why am I so psycho
I'm too competitive sometimes
I seriously suck at texting back
Kid Ink takes me back to our lunches _TWITTER-ENTITY_ #imissyou
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ really ...
If I were a girl ... I'd be dope ! Just sayin
All those joy rides and reckless driving that first weekend I got my car is ending up costing me a couple hundred !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I wish I could ! That'd be the bomb ! Bahaha that's why I'm going to unoh .
nice family gathering turned into all the woman drooling over half naked pictures of Adam Levine
What about that lamp Christine ?
remembering the troubles kylee had walking on the ice _TWITTER-ENTITY_
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ oh haha i still havent asked ... i thought since mason was grounded we couldnt go anymore haha sorry
Cleaned my room like 2 days ago and it's already trashed
You Should see the 30 girls in my living room
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ and I are tooo fucked up to be going to a pet store .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ the screenshot I just sent you & gt ; & gt ; lmaoo it was cough
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you wish
Reminiscing about the first GVSU football game this year☺
Thank god I live downtown so I wont get lost going home like _TWITTER-ENTITY_
Your really not tho lol
Haha my day is made
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I'm deff joining Cat Lovers Anonymous next year .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Ohhhh , I got you .
Loving all the abuse fontbonne christmas is getting right now
Tell me why everyone be asking if I'm brads new girl he's too pretty for me
Have eaten chocolate over that past few days to satisfy me for the rest of my life ..
Who I am on twitter & amp ; who I really am are different . But not seriously different . I just don't bitch this much in person
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ yea the boys hockey team beat Hermantown 8-1 but hey I can't complain !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ LOLOLOLOLOLOL EVERYTHING
Watching the Simpsons Movie for the first time takes me back to when I used to watch this show all the time with PaPa
Funnest night in a long time ! Glad I got to spend with my favorite people ! _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ in December are you crazy ?
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ alll ? So there's a few ??? Look at you gettin that box all day
my brother Eli told me Bruno Mars got his skin darker . because in the lazy song he is white and now he looks brown . hahaha
To think that I was ever stressed during high school college is like a whole new level
guys im a good driver . I just suck at life
My grandma just yelled out \Sexy Santa " ROFL "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ ...... lmao , we seriously just tweeted that at each other at the same time
My boss goes if ya think Miley cryus looked like a whore clap your hands
\Due to the fact you haven't tweeted or retweeted anything tells me that you're asleep " "
you're just jealous cuz my guy can twerk like a black bitch
The car was unlocked too
There's a fly I'm my car and he likes my music because i have all of the windows down and he won't leave . #moveitslowmotionforme
I hope whenever someone thinks of _TWITTER-ENTITY_ , they think of his wife ....
I love getting texts like that from Jessica . Omg
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ we would be one hot married couple
Why Kayley was drink water off the truck .
Ln me and _TWITTER-ENTITY_ literally got stuck in a fig tree and were covered in sticky pointy things
My momma loves it when I sing to her
That vine just made my day
There's gunna be some baby momma drama with you . Bahaha
Drunk texts are the funniest thing ever
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ couldn't let you leave with nothing I thought it was extra dramatic how I slid it under your door
Stepbrothers on FX right now & gt ; & gt ; & gt ; & gt ; #whitedogshit
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ lmao that's cute .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ that was all Dave's idea
I just did some dumb shit
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ REALLY ?! hell . yes .
babe tripped at the movies
I just made a kid cry on Xbox live
It honestly cracks me up how predictable you are
who does that
Someone ask Fr . Dan to put Chip Kelly on the list for prayers cause he died ... So he did ... lol
I think Patrick is having a little to much fun with the emojis
Today I was told to stay at home and do nothing with my life
That talk I had with my dad
The fact that _TWITTER-ENTITY_ and I both like the steelers ☺ .... But they lost tonight ... To the sucky ass Redskins . How embarrassing
seeing all these tweets about the oaks westlake game and I still have no idea what happened ..
Of course Amherst college kids are here getting scorpion bowls in hardcore suits and dresses for an INTRAMURAL basketball team formal
I miss my WD ladies . & amp ; our practices ... I can't believe I'm saying this but I even miss the run too .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ omg . Special head !
Wtf goodnight twitter people are ridiculous
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ our dances make us play better
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ opps .. My bad
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ . I'm not the one that bruised it
Iv missed school Friday and today I'm not looking forward to tomorrow
Every single person on campus is waddling because of the black ice
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I think it's funny
When me and _TWITTER-ENTITY_ message each other from moodle > & gt ; #loveyou
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I'll even buy it for you .
Nicki is crazy .
Me and _TWITTER-ENTITY_ are the funniest people alive when we are together #crazyyy
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ pshhht . Tell me somethin I don't know hahaha
We got a badass over hereee
Givin head for test answers
Look absolutely ridiculous walking around with my brothers beats on at the gym #swag
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I'm pretty sure they would to but the streak would end
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ be over soon
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ yeah I'm not comin then
I wish I could say me and _TWITTER-ENTITY_ are gonna get wasted at this wedding #lmfao
Steven A . is going off .
I look like such a bum and it's not even funny #mall
F is for Friends who do stuff together . U is for You and me . N is for Anywhere and anytime at all . Down here in the deep blue sea !
The worst feeling in the world is waking up because you have to pee so bad .
Shelby and I are not okay right now
\And my real name is fat Patricia . " -Fat Amy "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ speaking the kid thats 2 feet
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ i didnt even see this until now
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you mean \emoji conversations with myself while lauren just sits there & amp ; laughs at me cause Im a loser and have no friends ""
Amy told me to stop having an electronic boyfriend
My boss flew to Chicago to watch UK , they lose . My boss goes to Dallas , wellllll .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Thank you . I work so hard on them !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I literally can imagine that conversation like I actually heard it .
Roll like meSoloRocking that BoloTweeting while I pee
But I'm glad I'm not a cheerleader on that broken down bus #LOL #ImSorryTho
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ what else do you think I do with my life
When I read Levi's text messages & amp ; it takes me 3.5 seconds to reply he be like \ um " "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ school next year numb nuts
Thanks for tapping my knee and making me fall multiple times _TWITTER-ENTITY_ .. #MustBeADisease ? #bahahhahaha ✌
If you want a good laugh picture me tryin to rap along with Eminem in Rap God I will have it down one day though☝️
Mine and Brandon's relationship is a shit show .. but heyyyy it's by far the best relationship I've ever been in ! #bf4l
I was very sassy
Our campus security are real police officers and they don't like being called campy rent a cops
I'm like done with this car ride with Kenz rn
Theme songs go great when someone is telling a story #Dying #Oblivious _TWITTER-ENTITY_
umm all u ever do is subtweet
We can't sleep so I'm watching _TWITTER-ENTITY_ with momma
I'm never gonna learn Ohio TV channels , forever stuck on 602 channels
Not the best smoothie but what ever
Hahahahahahaha the tweet my little just showed me
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I'm pretty sure 99% of girls pencil in their eyebrows
Easiest the weirdest way I've ever been hit on LOL
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ dial 911 on your phone but don't hit call , turn on all the lights as you walk thru the house and hurry , that's what I do
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ itd be such an honor to hang out with the clique lol #jk
I'm kicking your ass to the rug ! _TWITTER-ENTITY_
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ any time !
Oh .. I'm catching everything you're throwing my way
Watching America's funniest home videos with the fam a little bit of comedic relief . Much needed . #longmontflood #stvrainflood
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ Me to
what a fucking joke
Ty said like this ... 1⃣2⃣3⃣4⃣5⃣6⃣7⃣8⃣9⃣ ...... AND ITS ALL OVER !
shout out to the kid that just crowd surfed in the louisville student section with the flag #myidol
you know those people you could just look at and want to punch them in the face ?
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ shit haha miss you too man !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ okay when !?!
lololololololol some kid asked me if I had a boyfriend today and I said yeah his name is Harry and he walked away
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ nice try Gretta not as funny as me
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ grown and men r such strong words .. Don't know if they r there yet !
That message I just sent my sister > & gt ; & gt ; & gt ; & gt ;
I wish people could see all he weird things Amanda does when me and her are at the house alone
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ wannnna get cookies tonight ?
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ I'll stick with wearing my
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ yep that was fun hahaha
School is such a joke
\I'm only here for visual pleasure " - bricats dad "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ haha oh god . I'm going to look like an idiot
Samantha .. I hope Nick sees that tweet . I will laugh foo daayyzz
\lets try right , it looks interesting " "
Omg get me out of here I just wanna dance with my friends
Carson is running around with a gas mask on her face
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ dude Mac and Adam we're dating
What I just told Tj .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ HAHA little does she know he has cheated on every girl he's dated ..
My name is Megan and yes I have an addiction with the hot wok in cedar park #sogood
My grandma is awesome
It's funny how much some people be feeding off of others
Remember that time I chipped trace's tooth ? _TWITTER-ENTITY_
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ haha forreal !
I was stuck on you for so long and you're not even that attractive .. lolwut
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I knowBut it's so coolI remember trying to read it my freshmen year ...
Mullets are coming back in style !
Stop I'm crying my convo with Alex right now is too funny !!!!!!
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ I seriously act like this in class . Spongebob will NEVER get old
But why must she be so thirsty ?
Just witnessed _TWITTER-ENTITY_ laptop fall on his face
Reflecting on our middle school days _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ btw what the fuck kinda name is dolly ? sound like a fuckin barbie doll
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ OOOOOOOH . AWKWARD WTH KAI WHERED YOU COME FROM .
Destiny cracks me up
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ oh I knowww you're also in the uniform of yours .
Haha I just read the funniest tweet ever
Annnnd I'm drunk
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ used too * is the words there . And I know this . But what I don't know is why you are still commenting on my Tweet #jokee #byee
Some seniors need to calm down .. Gahh ..? Ok we get it , you un " this . But chill a little "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ just because she thought you were gay
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ that's why I know she asked me what brand and size I wanted
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ he still makes stupid choices
I'm forever eating foods that don't mix but still remain good as new
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ jk she's my gf bro
The things me and my step dad talk about when he's in a good mood
People that just ordered the iPhone 5s gold have to wait 42 days
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ good one .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ no hard feelings here .
I keep Ryan up past his bedtime . Hahaha
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ said fat girls are a no go #dead
I can always count on _TWITTER-ENTITY_ to make me feel better about school/life in general with his natural hating of the world
We're making beer in biology tomorrow
Riding with the windows down & gt ; & gt ; buuut my hair & lt ; & lt ;
Stay down with my third floor niggas I don't really need ... _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ ha hahahaha you're gonna go this way little man
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ lol you know out drunk talks \your seriously my best friend " " no seriously I'm going to cry " I hate us "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ LMAO HAHAHA HE MAKES THE SAME FACE HE DOES ON KEEK!'
Call me a child but I'm wearing Christmas pajamas tonight . ✌️
Ik you miss me
I just tried to free hand a chevron print onto my nail ... that was funny .
no talking to guys or anything haha bc I don't want people to hate me
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ oh your the one sitting down ?
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you crack me up thanks for the bday wishes xo ps were overdue for a girls night ! I'll bring the diet cokes !
The first time I watched Selena w/ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ I cried . Didn't know her before . the notebook . Nope . Sat there and laughed the ENTIRE time
Lol so I'm running passes and this guy just stops me and is like \excuse me , you are very beautiful " and runs off . "
Mike and I casually have arguments of whose more of a whore #brotherprobs #lovehimdoe
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ we could go on double dates lol no
Tyler THINKS he's tough .. News flash , he's not
Wanna hear a joke .... the Tampa Bay Rays
I am so done with white chicks I just can't
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ yes .. But on the positive side he talked about the game this time instead of some kid'a grandma
Am I the only person in this town who has wood tech
Madison Bentley ❤ > & gt ; & gt ; & gt ; & gt ; & gt ;
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ why yeah
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ oh you'll be seeing all of it on homecoming ....
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I was thinking of the animal
Brooke's laugh > _TWITTER-ENTITY_
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ lmao . were gonna have liver failure before we even hit 21 .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ if meijer doesn't call me I'm gonna hand feed you white dog shit anyway so you won't be Hungary long
Tonight was fun
Stick to the big A . Yeah , anal
I wanna do something but no one freaking likes me . Bitter sweet I guess because I don't like anyone either .
Watching cake boss in bed , livin the life . #exceptnotreally ✌
That better not be about me !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ he loves us !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahah hey he said ANY song
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ who ?
All I want for christmas is my two front teeth
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you make it seem like you never made any mistake like that
Just got clowned by _TWITTER-ENTITY_
LOL at Romo trying to move that ball .
the video _TWITTER-ENTITY_ just sent me honestly put me in the best mood
I'm so dead holy shit
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ good see you in six years
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ your so right , easy bake meth lab !!!!!
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I just realized I spelled Cudi wrong earlier
FUCK YOU RAVENS !!!!
People in denial ...
I can't take will anymore
brings back old memories
My hockey goalie can twerk like no other .... love her
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Is it bad that I saw this tweet and sang it in style of \Goodbye Earl " by the Dixie Chicks ?? "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I bought hairy that blanket
I would crash the shit of Luke Bryan anytime any day
Grown Ups & gt ; & gt ; & gt ; & gt ; & gt ; & gt ; & gt ; & gt ; & gt ;
She's all spread out in my bed passed the fuck out
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ oh you poor thing
That beats pill commercial & gt ; & gt ; & gt ; & gt ; ...
wtf that's not even a question and false af
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ ew lol thanks Abbey I miss you too haha
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ i know youre dying at these vines right now
i leave for georgia in less than three hours & amp ; i haven't even packed . #idoeverythinglastminute
Where's a gun ?
A whole 3 minutes today #k
\Are you at my house right now ? " _TWITTER-ENTITY_ : " No , that'd be too weird . " Surprise from her and _TWITTER-ENTITY_ "
Hun Hun Hun Hun Hun hate it yet ? Hun ? You jelly bro ? Oh wait I forgot you can only say that to people _TWITTER-ENTITY_
I really want noodles and special sauce from fusion
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ omg I'm done ... Were getting an exterminator
Like if anyone has extra tickets send them our way
my friends always know how to cheer me up
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahaha seriously
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ my mom has been turning 21 for a solid 5 years hahahah
this book we have to read for English has the word sex about 8 times in one paragraph
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ lol . Nooooo . It was awfulllll .
Forgot how much I missed hanging out with Devin and Dylan .
I'm guessing I'm mean now to oomf
Leave it up to me and _TWITTER-ENTITY_ to walk up to the wrong wedding #fail
“ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ : If you open a beer and don't finish it you are what is known as a little bitch”
Hanging with my cat , drinking hot chocolate & watching 25 days of Christmas bc I don't have tickets to jakes show tonight✌️ _TWITTER-ENTITY_
I just watch the music video around the world by daft punk .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ don't play dumb hoe . You knew it was you in the first place
Whoop there it is
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ what's your number ?
Im not matching at all today
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I saw you at the mall the past 2 days
And also getting out of bed ... To find something to eat .
The fact that Laura just say if I get shot I Love You
So many kids getting arrested
Crying of happiness like really excited
The VW commercial with the dad teaching his son to throw a baseball reminds me of myself trying to be athletic
my mom has the worst road rage today omg this is so funny
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ lmao I'm not eating them .. I'm making them for my second grade class I work with . But thank you
No iPhone ? Damn ... I feel bad for you son , I got 99 emoji's  ... and you can't see one
People up river need to make fake ice/snow so no school
If you think me leaving for basic is going to help your relationship out then you have bigger problems than I thought
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ a puppy snatcher
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahaha sorry I'm not as raptastic as you are Sav ! Such a funny night hahaha love you ! ❤
I can't believe my best friend and I are just gonna take a spontaneous trip to the Cheesecake Factory later . I love her .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ will you send me all the picture you took of us
Seeing dudes checking out girls asses at the gym not even checking just straight looking like
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahaha you're funny
Who just ran into a door ? .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ like for real anything to bitch about #iloveit
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ oh my gosh , I love you Killy jean .
Friday is such a funny movie .
That was entirely gay of me
I just realized something , remember when if one person in school had an iphone 3 years ago that was a big deal , now almost everyone has one
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ yes !
It's only 12 and people's already drunk ? #GotItMade
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ oh . my . god .
But why !?
only chase is going to understand that but I'm laughing so hard at myself right now
\It's like bad luck bears for basketball " "
Shut up man , you 22 year old woman with the mind of a child . Yo fucking son got more sense than you do . Mad because I won't unlock my phone
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ what the fuck Johnny ?!?
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you know it's all good
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Annestazia just brought up the time I beat kyles ass hahahahaha do you remember that ?
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ OMG I was just thinking of that ..... Hussy
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ aww thanks caley !! I love being stalked by you
Sitting here trying to draw emojis on my worksheet because I hate this fucking class
\You guys have fun while I drink scotch ! .... Responsibly ? .... Who wrote this shit !? " Ron White is the best "
That AT & T commercial
I knew you would favorite those _TWITTER-ENTITY_
Had to quote it
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahaha I know
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I find it hilarious how you're tweeting about me like 10 feet away
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you need to watch it man
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Im counting down my days of freedom
Seriously embarrassed of my bball skills
I always look forward to watching vine videos at night
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ it's all good
I honestly think your gay
Well monsters university was good _TWITTER-ENTITY_
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I'm not sure lol I'm just tweeting it
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ it was so bad
If only you knew ..
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ that's a good point
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ thank you
People who call me from blocked numbers are pathetic .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ lol like everyone knows burnetts is a trademark underage option but come on scratch and sniff ?!
We're the millers is literally one of the funniest movies I've ever seen . I laughed the whole time
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Trying to be cute .
HA HA did you seriously just ask what a yuppie was ?! #lookatyourself that's a yuppie
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ your moms tweet
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ lol yeah right I would not wake up that early even if I did still swim
“ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ : It's all fun and games until someone calls the cops . Then it's a new game called hide and seek . ”
Time to study for the finals !
Of course I had to quote that because I'm watching the movie
Angela has some serious road rage
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ he would be probably trying to prank me too
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I do to ! Especially when they run after the animals
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ damn lol I thought u was , I get confused sometimes cause I got someone named d_jones23 as a friend 2
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ OMG
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you just make me angry ...
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I was just trying to say hi I thought it was weird we both were on 205 at 3 am ... But then I was like .. Uhhh nvm
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ that last retweet was for you #dieing
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I mean at least your tires are sick
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I just almost fell off my tread mill ..
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ haha it's okay I was on the phone while you were sleeping ☺ lol
I'm seriously toooo funny
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ LOL . hey if you go out this Saturday I better get an invite !
Rachel expects me to memorize my address and shit
The things I text me dad about twerking
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ oh come on . It wasn't that bad
So I have an ugly sweater with apples on it ... Is that fine ?
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ me too but I have a charger
If your a cocky freshman I'll prolly put you in a trash can like the movie
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ no worries babay ! I got you covered ! Hahaha
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I guess more than one person wants that !
I've literally done nothing but snap chat for the last hour snap chat meeeee
of course you made me look like the dramatic one by lying to her about a lie you made
\Our song is a drunk frat basement ... " "
Hahaha , you're full of shit . If you're dating him cause you actually like him then I'll eat my own leg .
no one can make me laugh as much as my little brother
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ done . ✋
Had crazy dream that I walked on the Holman Motor truck mountain , paid cash and drove a brand new truck off the mountain #goStellz
Got patron in my cup and I don't give a fuck about this BITCH in the club right here
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ now that I like WAY more than the original
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ it's not a conversation that anyone should ever have
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ does laine need a night light ?
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ yeah I'm scared of you
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I'll put my sweater puppies away !
“ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ : showing my nephew my pulled wisdom teeth and him saying he wants to put them on a necklace ... #EW ” literally just lol'd
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I looked it up on twitter and there were people saying all different dates so I was confused but thank you☺️
I think it's funny how people that don't know me very well think I'm shy ..
S/O to _TWITTER-ENTITY_ for giving me a snapchat hug
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I miss you janeeeee
halls looking so pissed
\It smells like sex and regret in here " hahahaha omg Kristen kills me "
Grilled Cheesus - Glee
Have fun with my ex Saturday . ❤
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ casually talking about dicks
When I hear jingle bell rock I always think of mean girls
Go ahead and tweet about me all you want . Not shit ain't gonna bring me down #dumbass #sorryNOTsorry
That Instagram picture !
All y'all best not pussy out of powder puff after talking about it so much
So Anna sends me a video of her singing What Makes You Beautiful , definitely needed that laugh #bestestbestfriendaward
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ So you've been drinking with Kat I see !!
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahahaha omg how did you know I was late ? And yup that's it
I know love when I see and me and you ...
“ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ : do u ever go to school confident in ur outfit then u get there & amp ; kinda just like wow well this was an awful idea” In my fluffies
Just realized i'll be eating surf taco next tuesday #tacotueaday
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I love you
If only he knew what I was getting him for Christmas
Scratch that , I'm fifth wheeling it tomorrow
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ just freaked tf out
Oh and my dad has been watching harlem shake videos for the past 30 minutes
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I told you man it sounds just like you hahah
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ no other way to read them
What would the odds be for somebody that knows my tattoo seen that picture that #oomf put up
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I plug it into the cigarette lighter #thankyou
I hate it when you go through phases of actually using your twitter bc then you actually tweet ..
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ deff boo
Why does Josh like black people so much .
U walking home
I'm surprised I haven't shit myself yet
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ IDGAF ????
Stalking _TWITTER-ENTITY_ on Instagram bc I miss camp
Anna has me dying
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ fake laughing at my dads jokes & gt ; & gt ; & gt ;
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ will do !
My gramma calls me & amp ; goes hey babe , close your laptop when your done so people don't see you through the camera .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahahah I love you !!
Lalalalalala Peekaboo !!!!! #ohgeez
No wonder you're so insecure ..... That's a damn shame
I have nothing better to do than suck helium out if balloons right now ....
I wore that jersey for Jersey Day in Jr. High
#HowIMetMyBestFriend she took my boyfriend ... slut . _TWITTER-ENTITY_
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ okay ! and I'm in my pjs
My dad just called me a fucknut #wtf
My brothers trying to sit thru this is hilarious
I ran into the drive through window at Taco Bell
National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation is on ! My day is made
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ pussies ? Who are you talking too ? your salty for no reason stfu
Jonah wears girl sunglasses
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ oh haha
Ned's tonight & gt ; & gt ; & gt ; & gt ; ( I never have said this in my life )
Hahahahaha maybe i will regret that but until then it's pretty damn funny
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ in the jungle , the mighty jungle _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ haha I think you got the wrong one cause I've never gotten one from you
Me- \What's easier , raising boys or raising girls ? " Mom- " Raising Matt . " Feeling the love "
\ill beat you with my homecoming queen crown " an angry _TWITTER-ENTITY_ literally threatened a girl w/ this .. so yes my best friend & gt ; yours "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ thought I actually got shot in the chest
Never a dull moment with _TWITTER-ENTITY_
Someone is creeping
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ HAHA . Katie . I fucking love you .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ first period isn't even over yet
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ this has to be the funniest thing I've heard all day .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ seriously I don't know why I'm laughing so hard
Winner winner pizza dinner _TWITTER-ENTITY_
I Will Find You ........... And I Will Kiss You
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ yeah and we stripped in the parking lot HAHHAHAHAHAHAH
me and _TWITTER-ENTITY_ tried on basically all the masks at the Halloween store
Thank god to kno _TWITTER-ENTITY_ is alive after last night
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ to bad I'm chinking
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ nah . A visor's enough for me
well .. that's awkward #subtweets
Thanks Anthony for being my date to prom ! It was a blast !! _TWITTER-ENTITY_
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ that's what me and him had
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ they call me #easyeisele because ...... Ha , actually I can't say this over via Internet (;
Sometimes I creep on your twitter cause I can usually find a tweet about me in 10 seconds . And they're usually hilariously inaccurate ..
My doctor told me not to lift anything heavy ... So now I sit down to pee
COACH JUST CALLED STEPH BABE !! OMG OMG OMG
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ Hahaha , we were just boarding around talking to her about random shit & amp ; wouldn't tell her who we were
This is so wrong .
Can't even take twitter
Have I ever ? No
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Hahahaha i was in tears
why does jake always get pee on the floor like I'm always stepping in it
I really do have my own parking spot at her house _TWITTER-ENTITY_
My boyfriend and my dog are playing soccer
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahahah you're sitting on my lap while I'm on a bouncing ball , tits all in my face . It's bound to happen .
\My arms are tired from holding my phone and looking at it " first world problems "
Lol you're a dick now I understand why she dumped you
I had a wonderful night last night
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ still tho , that dog
It's funny how some people actually think the Steelers have a chance at winning !!
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ nawww I'm good I pray before I eat lol
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Thank you ! I find good advice in movies ( and you know how many movies I watch ) lol
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ that's very bad . Shame on you
Only at CVA is acceptable to sing nigggggah like Amazing Grace .
We ran for 12 minutes so I think me and Harley deserve pizza
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ what the noon smell like bro ?
Mike just turned in trapped in the closet by R Kelly and it's blasting throughout our whole house
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ she gots dat classy tramp stamp though . So you know this was her first time ever having sex
My dad is doing laundry , did hell just freeze over ?
\just cause youre easy doesn't mean youre a sinner " i litterally just peed my pants . "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I don't even know what to think
There's an old couple tailgating at Little Caesar's ☺❤
Really fucking hate how Instagram all of a sudden made everyone about fitness ? I'm good
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ some bill . If they don't pass it or some shit the gov't will shut down . Aka . DMV , School , gov't based businesses .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ really wish I could retweet that
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ there ya go !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ litterally furious every day
I seriously fuckin popped a squat in the middle of downtown lastnight .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I'm legit dying
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ tell your mom I said hi ! tell your mom I said hi ! SLOW DOWN ! oh my god you drive so slow . SPEED BUMP ! I'm not even drunk
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ has a date tomorrow so naturally Michelle and I are inviting ourselves
Too stressed and poorly dresses
Declan just called me a red headed demon _TWITTER-ENTITY_
About to walk into school middle fingers blazing to so many people .
And you will be pregnant in about two days .. Half of wilson is the baby daddy
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I just saw this !!!
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ showed my mom that pic she said Rhon will get a kick out of it
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ is so mad at me
#ImSingleBecause I cheer and all of my friends are from cheer and no one else likes me
Uh oh , someone saw my tweet
I didn't just stalk Mallory's twitter ...
Groups texts between my parents & amp ; I about my brother are the greatest especially when he isn't included in them hahaha
I didn't know Cedarville played West Fork in football last year ? I must have skipped that game .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I guess we'll have to fight over her
I think it's funny that nothing's the same from summer
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I'm getting mine altered right now because it's so long but I'll show you next time I see you . ☺️
If I had a girl nickname would you have loved me more _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_
BeHonest my tweets are random
Mike literally talks to me for like 15 minutes going on and on and I literally don't listen to a word
Some of the things people tweet _TWITTER-ENTITY_ & amp ; _TWITTER-ENTITY_ ... Just scream #thirsty . Lets keep it in the pants , ladies .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I have no clue
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ let me find one for your shaving situations
Mosquito bites _TWITTER-ENTITY_
I was going to say natalie is the nicest person on the planet but I know I'm a bitch
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I feel truly honored ! Like who names their kid Cynamon ? I'm still dyin laughing hahahahaha
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ ha ice he boys " up ! haha ! "
My parking in the morning & lt ;
Gonna win this meme war _TWITTER-ENTITY_
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ ill pay you to suck my dick hahaha
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ just made me laugh into tears . #cantbreath
My dog has a bedtime . He's always out by 9 PM . Lol❤️
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ because I run this place
I can't even breathe I'm laughing so hard at _TWITTER-ENTITY_ and my sledding outfits
I really wish I knew who _TWITTER-ENTITY_ is
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ doesn't like me I annoy him too much
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ yay ! its my lifes dream to meet your aunt todd !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ at least we don't have recess anymore
I whipped out the pink plaid coat in anyone * cough * _TWITTER-ENTITY_ was wondering . Waiting to get tackled . #theonethatgotaway #campuspolice
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ yah . Not me .
The doc prescribed me 800 mg ibuprofen for my kidney ... I got all excited and thought I would get some cool painkiller
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ just got that letter in the mail that we wrote to our selves in sociology last year #checkyourmail
Trying to explain to my grandma that she needs to rest after her surgery and not go play the slots at the casino
I literally just got salted on . #salttruck
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I know
I could watch the golden girls all day
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ it was my dad !
We're the Millers
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ this is perfect hahaha
Fx corrected jackass to jackhole in this movie
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I don't remember either
I rapped to her and she became a groupie
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ The smaller the better . Well in some cases
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahahahh this seriously made me laugh out loud . #Ctfu
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Someday . You . Me . Prancerciseing . Got it ?
I really just lol'ed at my last tweet hahahaha I'm so funny
I know a clog when I see one #dafuq _TWITTER-ENTITY_
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I didn't see him !
My mom is answering the phone \Merry Christmas " .... what's next ? " Buddy the elf , what's your favorite color ? " "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ that's what I thought
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ looks like _TWITTER-ENTITY_
Lol you're so classy
“ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ : Haylee just got a stern talking to from a random man for swearing too much . ”
He's Asian as fuck ! _TWITTER-ENTITY_
if you text me ext time you come over , come alone . and spend the night . " I'm definitely not going to show up .... "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ yaaa killin me
It's the R . Kelly one
I just had a bug on my leg and I didn't notice .
Coming from someone thats all up in everyonnnnnnnnes business #chill
I cannot express how much I love when girls blame breakups on \ I'm too good for that guy " .... obviously not if he left you "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ oh yeah definitely , with my imaginary car ! And I'll totally be back in time for my 7:30 am class tomorrow
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ when I'm in jail you'll know what it's for
Andy McWilliams is my hero .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahahahahahaha omg !! Autocorrect sucks ! I meant bad duh .
\Where's _TWITTER-ENTITY_ he's my savior " -Mel's drunk mom ... "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ oh yeah !
And they got in group A haha
Wife-Swap finds some hilarious couples
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ that's so me right now ........
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Shit is crazy now a days .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ well babe I guess your sol .
i didn’t choose the boob life the boob life chose me _TWITTER-ENTITY_
When my calls Julia immature and says that Steven was right
pretty sure the fat girl in that pic was Alexis jordan
What just happened ?
Lololololol Janice was just talking in her sleep
Almost ate shit on the grass #IcyAF
I changed Naomi's password and she disabled her phone for an hour
My head is ringing
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ haha wonder who asked that
Caitlyn ; she goes for them younger boys . Me ; I go for them older guys . Caitlyn ; you mean same age different grade ? #no
“ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ : Hi , I'm a girl . I ignore good guys , chase ass holes , and then act surprised when they screw me over . #Classic ”
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ we didn't even have our spring break yet
I was blushing Friday thooo
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ loser .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ since you have such terrible luck ..
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hope you're getting us free drinks !
Who needs Cyber Monday when you can get one percent off OSU apparel at Barnes & amp ; Noble today in honor of OSU's one point win over Michigan
My life sometimes
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ dude luke tell you that he sent me a message meaning for you and I replied to him \okay baby it's fine and he said fucku "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ bahahahahahahahah !!!! Omgg that was out jam !!!!!!
\Remember that picture of a squirrel with Miley Cyrus's head on it that I showed you ? " - my sister "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I truly am hilar
I seriously can call _TWITTER-ENTITY_ for ANYTHING
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ okay whatever that's why I'm sitting here laughing
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ is someone a little upset ? fuck Dallas
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ SAME
Arp and Troup both can lick my asshole . How bout that ?
when _TWITTER-ENTITY_ takes a baby shot and cries like a little bitch bc he doesn't like it & gt ; & gt ; haha
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ OMG IM HONORED
But I think I kinda ruined it when I said hat's because I don't have any " #princessstatus "
So my neighbor and his wife and my uncle want to sing as a trio at my sister wedding
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ yes we do
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Hahhahahahhaa oh my god you are so hawwwwttt !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ shit . I know .
World war 3 in room 411 right now
It's past your bedtime _TWITTER-ENTITY_ .. No more snapchats #toofunny
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ damn Amb I didn't know we were going into the year 2104 ...
Thank you very much _TWITTER-ENTITY_
Modern family is the best shit ever created
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ lol I told my dad that wasn't enough . And best believe I'm getting more pizza ! Sad thing is it's gonna be the same # of girls
An eventful night to say the least .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ easily just made my night
About 4 Lolz
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ oh I know right I'm so gross but you're like 14 and don't even know me
\Do you guys like , have to be track stars to work here ....? " _TWITTER-ENTITY_ "
Sitting here alone in the loft , cracking up while watching The Office
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ oh hell yeah ! Get you both one that way you don't have to fink his !
I keep thinking about what my face looked like this morning when Ish woke me up to say goodbye . Dear god , I probably scared him off ❤
soo im convinced i would never make it in a survival camp considering i wont even light matches myself
Lmfao that message I just got
“ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ : If you can't sleep tonight just think of the demon from paranormal activity dragging you out of bed . You're welcome . ”
\Who cares about their eyes ? Your eyes would be closed anyways if you were that close to them , " Nicholle . "
Too bad he doesn't go to dances I learned the hard way✋
I can hear my brother singing Sweet Caroline in the bathroom
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ if you ever need me , I'm old and a super nerd and have a degree . believe it or not ill give it my best shot
I feel bad for _TWITTER-ENTITY_ dealing with my shit !! Hahahaha #SheLovesMe
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ but I'm not even mad ? Stop assuming . And how ami crying over that ? I'm just letting you know ? And who are you to tell me what
i don't know what I would do without _TWITTER-ENTITY_ because she supplied me a pencil this morning
Honestly , if I have that much fun with this group of people everyday I'm undoubtedly going to have the best senior year ever
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ remember when we were talking about dear John and I said what's his name in the movie & amp ; u said ' uhhh , John ?! ' HAHAHA
\ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ : We all have that one extra ratchet friend .. S/O to _TWITTER-ENTITY_ " BITCH ! "
Shays 5 year old brother looked at me and said \matson will you scratch my back ? " "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you sure didnt
Tampons didn't originally come out for girls and their problems . They were for the wounds .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ I've got a baby in my throat
It's hilarious how people think they're the shit
I cannot breathe
Rightkeep telling yourself that
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ snapchats are HILARIOUS !!!
Don Jon is such an awkward movie to watch
ohh gosh every time #jakefromstatefarm
at my last tweet
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ yes and the rest of the album
Lol these 2 middle schoolers just got in a fight outside my house over a pen
Seriously read this
Hahahah what _TWITTER-ENTITY_ just sent to me !!!!
I laugh so hard when I see girls bitching about how another girl has a similar tattoo find something better to do with your time
Just freaked out
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ lol that's wonderful Clyde
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ you better not quit work . No telling what i would do ...
Okay I'll leave you alone kaci .
If my parents saw my debit card bill for this month , I would be so screwed lmao
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ let's go to Evo
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ he has a special obsession . _TWITTER-ENTITY_
I want some funny sarcastic asshole people in my life !
if someone has food Laikyn give them a kiss & amp ; goes mmm nom nom nom so she can get a bite .. & amp ; she'll do it every time she wants a bite .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ my brother just got in my car and seen that pile of scratch offs that your mom had & amp ; goes dear lord Shelby ! You have a problem
I over emoji so bad when I'm tired ...
And he texts me
I could use Jace on this if I wanted to .
Wen Mrs. Williams reads my paper in a country accent and said it was the best/truest one > & gt ; & gt ;
Pryor has more rushing yards than passing
Most of the time a snapchat sent of shithead just gets screenshotted . Not when you send it to _TWITTER-ENTITY_
I got off a raft ride and some guy comes up and says \you're really wet . " Thank you captain obvious . "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Kerri . It'd be more likely to be lost or stained if you had it .
I woke up just on time for the gym
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ haha you two are so much alike lol !!
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I knew a girl named Kay Kay and a guy named juice ... They were FUCKING NUTS
Praise you Jesus .. You are my King .. Yes Jesus .... thank You Jesus ... thank you Lord ... Yea Jesus ... Oh I praise You
That sketchy moment when you're laying in bed and a scary commercial comes on lmao
Can't wait to spend the next three days with _TWITTER-ENTITY_ once again
Not like I'm gunna wear ' em
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ not jealous anymore feel better !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ a lot of country is better than half the shit rap , but it's fun . Lol I could imagine .. Overalls and shit
Like I think last night was a joke . 3 flights of stairs now equals 5 guys and 2 hours of full cardio . _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_
I literally want to punch Andrew Maggs straight in his face next time i see him . Nasty fucking thing
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ they actually probably are cause my mom's are kinda basic
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Still haven't moved
Gab jams to Headband everyday after school
me and jaylyn might actually get a long if he wasn't an asshole and I wasn't so bipolar
I remember one night when I was with _TWITTER-ENTITY_ I did a U-turn , drove through 4 stop signs and a red light , then hit like 2 curbs
lol _TWITTER-ENTITY_ the guys skating in the Wendy's parking lot on McDermott
I was literally the only white kid in the last heat !!! Hahaha
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ vines have me in tears
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ DYING
I love spending Mother's Day at the park with my family ... family kickball turns into family dodge ball everytime
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ the word was Europe , and you were excited you had Pearl Harbor and put the card down #applestoapples
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ haha no u both copied _TWITTER-ENTITY_ he made that up
Love bothering people I love
Ali just said she has to get a 147% on the math final to get an A in the class
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ \Maybe his header picture should be a picture of you giving him head " . "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I'm pretty sure this is your EVERYDAY life
I wonder if he thinks it's annoying when I do that .
I feel honored that 4 ppl today have blown up my instagram by liking my pics I'm loved
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hiiiiii on a scale of 1 to 3 , 000 , 00 how excited are you for kiss you video ? Please . We're all gonna explode .
#thefamily can hate all they want .. I honestly could care less
Stop crossing eyes with me girl ! Just come sit next to me
I laugh so much at the dumbest things
I'm just gonna sit back and watch this .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ just joking I saw it while we were driving
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahahahahahahah i have sooo many more
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ how low
S/O to _TWITTER-ENTITY_ for not looking like a dude anymore !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I'm sorry I had to
PRINGLES : The only chip company in the world that doesn't sell air .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ HAHAHA STOP IM SORRY
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ k assssssholeeee imma scare the shit outta you the next time you work
I saw _TWITTER-ENTITY_ tonight her was looking cute
Britt's chowing down lmao
Still laughing when coach told the team he had a girlfriend for a year but told her bye and to come back at March
totally just got hannah & amp ; my boyfriend sick .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ can you not fall asleep because you're secretly in there watching teen mom
Stella right now
hahahah Cody has to work with John Deere .... #foreverlaughing
That song matches my tl perfectly right now #previoustweet ✊
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ I KNOW !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ lmao seriously . Wine & amp ; pink things . Jeeze . Goodnight on that note . Gotta let my you know what heel
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ good ? It's fucked up & amp ; creepy lol ! It's one of the many Netflix movies I remeber though lol
I like how half of the students in grace are tweeting right now .
And we are all weird as shit
Girl code & gt ; & gt ;
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ just think . You'll be at school and I'll be in Iowa with snow and family . Who has it better ? Oh wait me☺️
Sometimes I really wonder about my friends and our group texts
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ just saw ms woods at the tannin salon !! LOL ' have any questions ? '
Karens mad i go to school 9- 1:24
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ the Christmas Spirit will be in choir tomorrow
He just said \wait less franklin girls I don't want ratchets " "
\She's the non-famous version of Taylor Swift . " "
I try not to piss people off but whatever , I will no matter how hard I try . It happens
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I'm killing myself right now ..
When your friends chicken nuggets picture gets more like than her face does ... _TWITTER-ENTITY_
I swear me and _TWITTER-ENTITY_ are the same person ... literally think the same stuff all the time
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I speak my mind on twitter
Look at you , and look at us
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you just said that to me
I'm always attracted to older guys
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahaha we'll see about that
Say this shit to mom , not to my face and see how well that goes .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ A lot of places do ?
I danced my ass off tonight , successful wedding minus all the fighting
Bitches stay wearing them #ShadyBoots haha bye .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ I'm dying , all those tweets about Olivia's dad
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Girl , I don't think they are even fully matured by then to be honest ! Haha
Might even be a sexy dolphin for Halloween who knows
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I don't know what I want to do . I need to get my shit together
I think I'm more excited that linds got her license than she is
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ ill miss ya to bud .. Don't cry to much
cannot wait till this weekend any longer _TWITTER-ENTITY_
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ is it really that bad ? Oh Gavin ...
Knowing #oomf can bench press me .
not really I been bestfriends with one of them since 5th so
#BIMG = come to Elkins fuck shit up for a weekend go back to college
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ yes yes it is lol
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ she pretty cute
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ scared the crap out of me when it happened to me !!!!
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ REMEMBER WHEN YOU WANTED TO BE JWOWW FOR HALLOWEEN & amp ; PUT BRONZER ON & amp ; YOU DIDNT LOOK ANY DIFFERENT ? hahahahahahahahah
Bryce is so good at free styling
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ is the funniest girl I know
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ of course you have
Rise in shine .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ yeah after I texted you
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ oh god !! no wonder he didn't tweet back ! How embarrassing !!!!
\Is this real life , there's a banana " _TWITTER-ENTITY_ "
My waiter caught me taking his picture
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ marina , who are you talking to ? you guys are confusing me
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you need to talk to ya boy holland about that walk . Maybe he'll redeem himself on Hamilton !
Forever waiting on Kelsi !
Pocket tweet my bad
I really wanna go see the movie Ride Along when it comes out
my family is so great I wouldn't trade them for anything no matter how crazy they are☺️ were a red neck bunch who turn up daily #lovelife
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ at least you won't get banned for the rest of the year lol
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ text meee
I am too much right meow .
Just hit ten k .
My two favorite boys . Austin & amp ; Jro . What gets better ?
Spanish is gonna be like a 10 minute class today _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ haha watching little fockers . Hby man ?
\How'd you come up with such a beautiful daughter ? " Bahahaha guess I wasn't the only one who noticed I look nothing like this lady .. "
How ticklish my feet are < & lt ; & lt ; & lt ;
Pool fullll of nigggas , we gone dive in it ahahahha _TWITTER-ENTITY_
Leaving the show last night , we noticed the venue was next to a strip club ... The sign read _TWITTER-ENTITY_ of beautiful girls and 3 ugly ones " "
I can already picture how next year is going to be
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ YES WE ARE
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ ❤️ haha love you !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ or you can join my mom and I since your dad was like take my card bye ... Grocery shopping date ... Next week
When my mom calls the self check out machine a wiener & gt ; & gt ; & gt ; & gt ; & gt ;
Honestly who blacks out in subway ? Oh wait I did .
Im in so much pain from something so little
I like to smile at people who don't like me because I'm an asshole .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ Sorry I actually workout and u like to walk the straights speed walk the corners ...
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ so sick of dumbass people ! NONE OF YOU MATTER
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ that's a lot to ask . Maybe athlete wanna wear their own hoody Chloe ! Lolol
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ has big knockers
When me and Kaley aren't in the one class we don't have with eachother we send selfies
The twitter name would M is a good idea
ew i remember cyber chase I hated that show
That picture was not attractive lol .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ thanks I like my hair too !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ I fucking love you
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ lmao I'm fuckin with you . Come out Thursday with me and Ryan
Wild N ' Out makes my day every time I watch it
#InMiddleSchool school I \dated " a guy who was half my size "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ It's because you suck , Destiny .
Dying twitter has been live for a good 20 mins straight #diggingit
That girl got to feel dumb ..
Oh my god what are you gonna do eat me sit on me love bails
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ not you
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ haha yes Megan plans it and can't even ice skate !
You're sooooo desperateeeee
\She had no boobs , dude it looks like a chest with nipples , it's like a 12 yrs old body that's statutory rape basically " dead "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ yup snoring in my face as usual
Got a shower at 9am and went back to sleep until now what is life .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ well thank god
I didn't know weed was that great lmao
Maybe I should tell him I fucked his bitch again . I still haven't gotten in trouble for the last time . _TWITTER-ENTITY_
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ don't kill me for what I did . You would have too . It was then or never
Reading people's conversations on twitter & gt ; & gt ; & gt ; & gt ; & gt ; .
I told Dennis I was tired and needed coffee . And he repiled \well I need you cause your better then stew ! " Wtf is wrong with him "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I was just thinking about how I use to always sleep on your couch
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ is so fucked up
Can this hurry up or
Hahaha whose line is it cracks me up !!
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Hey , I'll give anything a shot once ...
I always make natalie kill the stink bugs #suckstosuck
and that's why I cry . I crack myself up .
I literally don't understand how Tom puts up with me
When bozek talks shit on cod makes me die
If you love to laugh until you cry , go see #BadGrandpaMovie . Seriously , you won't regret it !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ Yeah it is
Oh yes I did
Ahaha love getting paid when I don't have a job . I get 400 this week
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ did u have to announce that to the world haha
The picture _TWITTER-ENTITY_ just sent me
Lmao Michael in his Taco Bell uniform
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I h8 u
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ alright don't forget your helmet and pads
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahaha same ..
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I'm allowed too #hesmine
Don't do that .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ Hahahahahhaa oh my gosh I'm dead
lol just got tipped by the guy I gave ride to cause he thought I was a cute taxi driver bahah creep free money doe
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ love you long time sista
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ lmfao something like that
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ no you didn't! you tried to tell me Michael Jackson played basketball !
My dad is just chilling downstairs watching family feud
There's a total of 4 people up that I'm aware of #TeamNoSleep
It's pretty bad when the guy in Dairy Queen knows my order
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ lmao , you're dumb
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ \easy girls " "
Well played , sir . Both of us . Congrats on your loss
I couldn't ask for a better Christmas ! Everyone be safe & amp ; sound . ❤️
#ImSingleBecause lol look at me . I'm a troll
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ miss you more !!! Five days too long !!
If you're gonna write on Eric's car at least get his name right , dumbass . Didn't think it was that hard to spell
That voice mail from _TWITTER-ENTITY_
I love pranking my friends _TWITTER-ENTITY_
If you want a visit from me and Kailye at this hour hmu cause we are gonna be driving around for awhile
The awkward moment when you try to get Into someone else's car
Lol my aunt just tweeted , she never tweets
It's amazing that you two are related .
Oh and stop telling lies as if I'm stalking you , you know you be crying to my best friend and my mama too _TWITTER-ENTITY_ #nowplaying
There's this language I speak called sarcasm . I don't think many people get that
My brother uses the word ecause & amp ; " also " too much & amp ; it never even makes sense "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ i hope there's no more laundry room stories
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ HEY . HEY YOU WATCH IT . Dude some trashy girl tried to fight with me you missed it
Colin is so weird
And I hope your happy because you did this to yourself for nothing cause look who walked away from you
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ thank you Mar love youu !! Love the John hash tag
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ it's the same as the rest of them . at least , it was . lol .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ welllllllllll it seems I lose in multiple categories today !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ told me she would be over soon 4 hours ago
I just noticed that I was stalking _TWITTER-ENTITY_ profile Lol
Did we really just do that
I bet no one else can say they've played pong with an officer of the law #Swerd
Jerry cheats at bullshit so bad
Wish I could show the world the pic Sofea just sent me it's so great _TWITTER-ENTITY_ #bff
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ oh my gosh ! No filter in this tweet
My boyfriend makes me laugh so hard sometimes
Ask.fm is a dating website for _TWITTER-ENTITY_ lololol
I can't with Kelsey's tweet we are so embarrassing
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Hahahahatha Thankyou
Living the life of a 30 year old
Plus how are you fake over text ?
Just stole hockeylife's car _TWITTER-ENTITY_
Some grease just popped on me and gramma goes \did it get ya on the tit ?! " Hahaha ! "
Some little kid tired to get into my book bag . Want me to punch him in the face ? _TWITTER-ENTITY_
Lol yes , I'm very ticklish
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ it's seriously the best thing ever ! It's red wine with chocolate flavor it's the best
#Doritos commercials are killing it
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I've heard of it but I never watch it
I think everyone had a big play at practice today
#ReplaceSongLyricsWithBunny And I was like bunny bunny ohh _TWITTER-ENTITY_
My mom just said \ Buying you protein is a business expense from now on " "
Swansea is dead , like always
Lmao he said it
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I do ..
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ OMG I loved that game ! Oh & amp ; remember our thinking swing
Would u pose like that if people were watching ? If not , here's your answer . DON'T DO IT IN PICTURES .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ cause they suck
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ love you
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ Logan needs me to drag him out of the lake every time he falls in
Thinking you look cool because you have a SnapBack on
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ they're like playing some card game & amp ; I'm just trying to concentrate on twitter
Knicks are just giving Carmelo the ball and hoping he can clutch it at the end of the game
I would love to know what the fuck _TWITTER-ENTITY_ is tweeting about right now #confused #dying
You change your mind up about your sexuality more than I change clothes
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Santa is gonna take you tonight so don't be surprised Bc I asked for you ✌️
Rudy Gay prolly chillin at home happy that The Grizzlies down 2-0 in the series
Hahaha living with two guys is already too much funniest conversations ever . I've also now lost all hope for mankind .
When are you going to realize that I couldn't care less about what you think of me
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ ; I mean if that isn't your reason , then you have issues
I never find anyone my age attractive I love guys that are 10years older than me attractive , oh jeez this is gonna get me in trouble one day
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I have NO IDEA . We've ALWAYS had issues I thought about our vending machine tramp stamps we wore to the pool today too
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Oh my gosh Mattie is about to bust out of that ...
She likes neck kisses . Just giving you a heads up
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ and I should not be friends .
The pictures on my phone of _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ & amp ; _TWITTER-ENTITY_ & gt ; & gt ; & gt ; #lmao
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you did it again ! it never ends !
I love Ellen ! Omg , I'm dying over here .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ oh boy hahaha
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ we are bad students
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ our talk ! & gt ; & gt ; & gt ; & gt ; #thegreatest
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I had to pee really bad
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ its cool
Haha the text I just sent
i swear i can only tell Tiarra all of this shit
It was early . Woke up . Went back to sleep . Took a nap . You ever go night , night nigga ?!
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ my mom trips so hard .. It is understandable how people get addicted tho ..
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you dumb
& lt ; & lt ; everyone else in Ohio right now ... Me > & gt ;
Bad grandpa was the best
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ lmfaao i can't even imagine you
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ good luck with that new exhaust
Some of the pictures I send Sean seriously make me question as to why I have a boyfriend
We sounded like a choir in weights this morning
My grandma is legit crazy ... Now I see where I get it from
Who is _TWITTER-ENTITY_ tweeting bout
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ PLL is a must bro
HOLY SHIT ALL GUYS ARE REALLY ARE SCUMBAGS AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA OMG
She say's I'm immature
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ atta boy .
these cheerleaders are killin me
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ o god you know I bowl hard and I miss you too
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ wait til apush
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ yeah I know hahaha
I've always wanted to tweet that because Twitter asks me that 24/7
The fact that I get a life proof case for Christmas 15 mins after I cracked my phone
Before I get more texts asking to be backed up , no me and dekeira don't actually hate each other we're just kidding
Our friend group is so dysfunctional
Missy just said that her frosty was on point
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ what can I say ? I'm a demanding girl !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ I HAD to
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ deal
Literally crying laughing right now
My MILF glasses
My mom just told me to \piss off " so there's that "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ grown ass kid
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ cracks me up
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I'll go head & amp ; say it . . . . . fatty ! Lol
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ our luck , Dad will forget the jerseys
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ distraction is being whipped girl just kidding I love you
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahahaah I was like I think that was lay .. And Johnny was like who ? I was like my friend hahha
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ okay ! I'm watching \leave my man alone " lmao this girl "
I think I'm just gonna leave the nail polish on his fur I'm too lazy to get the polish remover and cotton ball .
Lol that snapchat James sent me today tho
That's just kinda creepy
How many times a day do you think we say we miss each other ?
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ omg lol . lord help you girl .
Watching The Fifth Element . This space Hitler with a southern accent is cracking me up
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahaha I know he would contribute to it .
Sleepover with the gals #notreally
And then we played hide and seek in the dark and junior bumped his head #Tmlt
HAHAHAHAHHA _TWITTER-ENTITY_ right now
btw guys I was asked to sit on the patio at Starbucks after yelling at that call #sad
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ #BethanyMotaGiveaway ✌️ YOU ARE SO SELFLESS ILY
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ lol riiiight ?! It was a greeeeat night
If that was about me #watchit
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I understand , their great
fckin problems is so pointless to play on the radio
My last Halloween in college and I dressed up as a clown #yolo #aprilfools
Can't handle anyone these days ☺
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I was like wow Chris is everywhere
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Haha we all know who has the pants in the relationship !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ last time I checked ( 24 hours ago ) you hardly knew what twitter was #hahahaha #loveyou
If it's a rockin don't come a knockin
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ already there , just waiting ..
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ put leggings under them .
Dudes that come tanning for the first time are so awkward .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I hate you
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you didn't even make it
LOL _TWITTER-ENTITY_ just told me that he went to Taco Bell for a Spanish field trip
Wheaty just came into Arni's and said Renssy's QB is his in-law .. he must think _TWITTER-ENTITY_ & amp ; _TWITTER-ENTITY_ are married
what the hell is wrong with you .
I can't wait to see my friends and my dogs , but mostly my dogs
Football and lime a Rita's all to myself tomorrow #LonerProbz
I looked awful with braces ....
I told my dad I'm going to work at hooters the summer after I graduate high school & amp ; he just stared at me
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ the kids got swag . Respect .
Look at you now look at us
Haha Woody Harrelson tho _TWITTER-ENTITY_
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ NO COMMENT
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahaha so gonna be me when I'm old
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I know , but were you up for same reasons ?
This ping pong table is the best thing that's ever happened to Keegan and I we have too much fun
LOL at all the Instagram posts ... niggas you all pathetic .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I knowww you just bein silly ...
When nick was hooking up with someone I played that Marvin Gaye song
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahahah haha hahaha lol I'm dying right now this is too great
Lukeeey moves in for a week , today !!! I'm so excited !!!!!! Hahahaha
Most people are surprised when I actually sprint . They're like oh were good .. Then the wheels get goin & amp ; they're like tha fuq ?
These guys in class are talking about how they logged 3000 hours in a video game like it's the greatest accomplishment of their lives .
I don't think Ramirez even wants me to come visit
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ go look on vine !
I'm gonna try to go a whole week without Instagram
My Nonno is swearing at the tv because of the soccer game
I have wayyyy to much fun with Siri
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I have other friends that will send me cookies !
This chicken must of been a faster runner , his legs are too thin . #dying #lunchconvos with _TWITTER-ENTITY_
Family bets & gt ; & gt ; & gt ; #igotthis
oh lord jack jack is singing✋
Lauren and I are sitting here CRACKING up over our drunk tweets , texts and Facebook comments from last night hahah
“ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ : If you're on welfare , you shouldn't be allowed to make your Instagram private . I pay your bills , that's my account too bitch . ”
Who school have gone by so fast can't believe it✌️
Nancy Birch is upset because the first time she sees me in a year , I burn down her house
you can tell me and destiny are together rn
My professor is such a bro , I got a point for my \I don't know " answer on my exam "
Just witnessed _TWITTER-ENTITY_ take a tumble , lmfao my day is made now she's going to milk it all weekend
I remember when _TWITTER-ENTITY_ & amp ; I would watch Hot Chick like it was our religion
Nunez was safe by a mile
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ 29-6 all I gotta say . And Taylor Lewan sucks
definitely just got caught snap chatting broxton a really bad picture of me at the gym
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ lmao ope sorry
This movie & gt ; & gt ; & gt ;
McDonalds it is
Hempfield really tweeted #teamyurista
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ HAHAHAHAHAHAHAA .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I don't want no scrubs✌
Saw a guy with a pot leaf tattoo today
The fact that my hopefully to be step mom became my wingman without me even having to ask . #loveher
That is so bold
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ THAT WAS IN A BOOK I READ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ knows what im talking about
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ greatt I'm so ratchet
Most of the people complaining are the ones sending me numbers
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ lmao no
I believe in sexism . I know I'm capable of doing the same things as a man , but why should I have to . That's what men are for .
Hey mom can I buy 13542584 pairs of Rock Revival jeans for school ? Haha it's not like they are expensive ! #addicted
Watching girl code with Pat
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ please no ! Now I want qdoba !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahaha I am
My mom has my car and I work in an hour ! She better get her ass home
I need to get my DC pictures & amp ; give some to kaelyn so she can laugh with me about how ratchet I look
Just got an email saying Pizza Hut is hiring .. hahaha uhhh didn't work out well the last time ..
Having a blast as _TWITTER-ENTITY_ sucks up spider eggs in the vacuum
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahahahahaha Bayli smells like my dog then ..
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ can I have to number ?
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ has potty issues
Just saw a cop , ambulance , and a firetruck lookin thing drive by . For some reason , I feel like this is normal . #UNH
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ fuuuuck no boy ✋
And even had to skip class sometimes just to do it .
My dads yelling at me because he decided to get my books 2 weeks before school no way i could read those books in 2 weeks
I'm literally laughing out loud at _TWITTER-ENTITY_ dad on Facebook right now
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ like I was so excited and then you got finished and I looked in the mirror and I was scared for myself
So glad my friends aren't friends with Kara on snapchat
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ August 7
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ exactly . You should have heard the rest of his arguments .
I love Natalie ❤
The only way we can get Toby to take his meds is if we pretend we're giving it to Bruiser . #JealousThing
Human highlight reel
Since when does my grandma text ?
\I don't think that's ping pong " "
My motor pool staff sergeant calls me Barbie , even when I'm driving equipment , and or up under the good of a humv .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you sound like . complete dumbass , but whats new ?
Lily rn & gt ; & gt ;
Being chased by those dogs while riding the four wheeler
Dude me and my brother are gonna f shit upCome on home bubba
She said climb too your vag ......
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I guess that could work . we could get them together !
If I ever get a boyfriend I am most deff doing the oyfriend does my makeup tag " "
He'd sit in their and be like I AIN'T WORRIESSS
According to Mikey's mom I'm valedictorian
I'm so excited to go apple picking and I don't even like apples _TWITTER-ENTITY_
If peeing your pants is cool consider me miles davis
Can't wait for winter , finally gonna learn how to snowboard
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ eh . I got used to it . Kinda hot . LAWLS
OMG _TWITTER-ENTITY_ your avi
The comeback is real #2moretogo
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ ' s avi
Aleiah came in and solved all that ! Ohh my ! _TWITTER-ENTITY_
I'm so mean to oomf
Tyler rage tweets _TWITTER-ENTITY_
S/o to _TWITTER-ENTITY_ for having an obsession over a celebrity but You're cool and nice but you am Pete ?
It's so funny to me how fake and two faced people are here .
Pool is 88 degrees . Brb going to heaven ✌❤
I hate deleting numbers for no reason then not knowing who's texting me
I just crack myself up sometimes
This tattoo is now a scar
Our lane got all strikes on the first frame #winning #jkitshandicapweek
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ that's not being a hypocrite
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ just gotta find someone to take all of my tests and we'll be all set
The fact that you think you're cute and you really aren't
Some people are so into themselves and they aren't even attractive
when me and Amber went on a Dummy mission during the season lmaoo
today was like the worst day ever .. _TWITTER-ENTITY_ the struggle .
so I like her like wrapperrrrrr
Wouldn't that be some shit
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ my thoughts too
Well , gotta get a new phone case since my dad threw my phone at the wall yesterday #teamotterbox
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ oh forreal ?
I had a dream last night that I had a boyfriend .... HAHAHA #ForeverAlone
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you don't wanna know
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ the struggle is real . A skinny kids gotta eat
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ gosh I have been thinking the same thing . She looks a mess and she just looks like a whore to me . Lmfao
Pretty sure the song drink in my hand was wrote about
Bad Grandpa was fucking hilarious
I don't give it up to save my life people .
\ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ : I could talk so much shit , but that's not me anymore ☺✋ " you're growing up ! "
That cup that fell off dedrick car
Please tell me everyone remembers fosters home for imaginary friends being forced to watch it ....
I seriously love this
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ how did you know
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I could name one person that should've just stopped .
I just can't get over the fact that your skin is orange and your hair is ratty as fuck an almost yellow
I'll just let her have this one
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ : My ten year old brother and I are having physical altercations . He's winning
Our fights are literally ridiculous
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ If it tells you anything I snap chatted your mom hahaha I'm so embarrassed
Eagles already have 4 turnovers
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hardcore #fastfoodprobs
\ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ : _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ I've already got hers picked out " mine too right ? "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ are you reading 50 shades of grey ?!
Cody's tweets rn
Listening to _TWITTER-ENTITY_ new cd , _TWITTER-ENTITY_ response was \I can't take her seriously , Hoedown Throwdown is stuck in my head " "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ looks like I'm still in tho jkjk
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ definitely !
Who wants to go get ice cream with me ? Oh nobody ? Ok
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ about to say
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ is the cutest
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I adore you .
Jess passed the fuck out though . I can't even .
Summers last tweet has me dying go bitch ! Lol
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you saved it pretty quick though
001 - you favorite all my tweets , and I appreciate that call me up sometime if you want to get dunked on
It's pathetic that Californians consider this snow #caliprobs
Shout out to _TWITTER-ENTITY_ for hitting me in the head with a bench I have a lump
Getting a snapchat of my feet from _TWITTER-ENTITY_ while I'm sitting right next to her
61 it makes me upset when you laugh at me
Just sitting at the table with my dad ! Both on twitter haha
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Please wear that
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ how do you break your toe serving I've cream ?!
Cuddling is rarely just cuddling anymore
“ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ : I wonder how many people are going to trip on the sidewalk in front of Massie today ? #ssuprobs ” we've all done it .
Peeta bakes and paints on stuff ... how manly
When _TWITTER-ENTITY_ fills up mayonnaise bottles !
99% sure _TWITTER-ENTITY_ sent out all the tweets in her drafts last night
When Devon keeps saying gay infront of our lesbian teacher & gt ; idiot
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ except when he takes us down one ways the wrong way
Sitting here listening to my mom trying to teach my dad Spanish . So pretty much I'm peeing my pants .
I had 45mins maybe a hour at the most , of sleep lastnight what is life
That girl _TWITTER-ENTITY_
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ guess what _TWITTER-ENTITY_ new nickname is ? You guessed it Lover Boy . Haha
Still can't believe that my mom thought my hoodie was oomf's
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ oh no , no one was supposed to know !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ where did you run off to ??
Sorry that people can't deal with my emotions
I see fake accounts every day on twitter .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ man up
Just looked over to see mom using her phone as a remote . Her explanation was pointing to the actual remote on the other end of the couch
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ too bad he spelled your name wrong
My mom is at the bar
My prayers have been answered #thankgod
“ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ : What are all of the single guys gonna do when all of the girls go lesbian ? ”
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I think I could top ya for that category
Malibu's Most Wanted is about to come on ! yesssss .
I was under the impression that a formal engagement came before a wedding , but shit maybe I'm old school ...
\If you notice a steady decline in bathroom selfies , it's because I just made a fucking statement " - _TWITTER-ENTITY_ "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ it actually makes me angry . I'm not even kidding
2 - special bff/little sister . you've been my fav trainer since forever . thanks for keeping my ankle in check love ya . ☺️
I actually can't stop laughing
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ and _TWITTER-ENTITY_ both have the same twitter pic and I'm so confused #whosewho ❓❗️❓
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ is it the Tyler the creator one
Yes ! It scared the shit outta me and I almost peed my pants in laughter .
I taught my 2 year old niece to say \hey is for horses and cows like you " I'm such a great influence "
“ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ : _TWITTER-ENTITY_ dying _TWITTER-ENTITY_ your snap I just opened about girls fresh out the shower hahahahahaha ”Oops'h
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ that's what I thought . I was like she looks strung out .
I laugh at how desperate some people are for friends
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ I'm dying omg
The Hangover is hands down , one of the best movies I've ever seen .
gotchuuuuu delaney .
Emma's hot af
That picture is so gross
Photo bombing my sisters snapchats
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ haha you did !
Don't you love when people kiss up to you like no other than turn around and talk mad shit on you when they don't even know you
I just woke up to Ali tryna cuddle so hard #thirsty #goaway
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Haha , you sound exactly like my mother I won't!
autumn saw my herbst for the first time and goes , \wtf is that ! you have like gear in your mouth ! " "
Haha you got the sexy eyes .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ how ? The man is a total rock star
I had a fucking hour and fifteen minute long conversation ON THE PHONE last night with this 50 year old chick from work
I remember the dodgeball tournament we had !! we sucked . Just kidding . But the teams were split uneven ...
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I'm doomed . I need me a fresh off the boat Dominican with no papers .
Whatever you do , don't go for the cadaver ball ... Lol #drunkquotes
\How do I get to the second floor " really ? "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Rachel Paitchel
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahahaha YES I AM !
“ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ : Baseball team wins a game and they think they have the right to play country music at the paintroom . #HELLNO ” LMAO
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you will never have a boyfriend
all these students walking to class , i just wanna hug em all☺
so , I hope I pissed you off last night
If any of you get videos from Me and _TWITTER-ENTITY_ , be prepared to laugh .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ he loves them ! They're like his Scooby snacks
i have bruises from rubbing my shin splints too much yesterday
My phone has been dry as a bone the last week . I finally have no friends
Booty Wurk came on my pandora
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ ooooh fruity ! #
Playing diner dash before work to help prepare me for my job in real life
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ I hope that other girl didnt get fired
Dying at the pic _TWITTER-ENTITY_ just sent me .
I wish _TWITTER-ENTITY_ would come get pictures with me !!
\Bring it in Lincoln " _TWITTER-ENTITY_ #SullivanAndSon #beerme "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ I know it I don't think they got the memo that you could shoot
Everyone in Sandusky has forgot about me
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ I'm pretty sure that's the funniest one you've ever sent me
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ still hates you ....
These paint tan lines all over my body are pure sexiness I look like a zebra #lookoutboys
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ : _TWITTER-ENTITY_ just told her dad we were twerking & amp ; he thinks it means working out
The fact that _TWITTER-ENTITY_ woke up early for the #iOS7 and it didn't come
Abby said Travis has big nipples . _TWITTER-ENTITY_
Is it sad that getting all A's is on my bucket list ?
When Walt tells Skylar to get out of his ass yeah that's right bitch
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ let's be honest , how hard did you fangirl ??
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Dude you are my hero !
I wonder if _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ and Ashlyn remember the Bazooka bubble gum song #FACS
all the girls that were hating on combat boots last year are wearing them now .. exactly
Kaylee got my 5th grade id from California oh no ! God no !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ haha my bad !!
I can't deal with this give me one reason to say something and you're gonna hate me
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ ; you still are my little lady bug
I tried to have a mature talk with my rents but they couldn't help but laugh because i sound like the nerd version of Katy Perry
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ she called hunters new hair cut ugly and said she could never be friends with sammi bc he's a \gross slut " oh okay "
Now everyone is talking about black guy
Just got soaked on Daredevil Falls water ride at Dollywood . ✌
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ either that or dumb . Idk which one yet
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ I seriously just died !
That's my Boy with Andy Samberg and Adam Sandler is hilarious
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ don't be jealous babe !!!
I'm just gonna be so amazing . Gonna rock these bruises all up and down my legs !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ oh I got so worried ! How's my bf though !
My grandma : all you gotta do is make me laugh & amp ; if I didn't have to tinkle before , I sure as hell have to now .
He isn't gonna like me after that
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ get used to it .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ why you be stealing phones ... Debating if I should bring my dance tonight .. jk
Hahaha oh fuck . SWOOOPED
Our augment in astronomy went from , plants , to slavery , to cars
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ and my night > & gt ; & gt ; & gt ; everything ....
I looks like death today
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ haha didn't think you'd still want to after hearing that
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I see haha
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I know you asked that question
So , I basically no all the songs
So my nail polish is named \Get Live " "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ sucks to suck
Me . Finingan is referring a basketball game at champlain right now
Girl in one of The Hillsides that thinks her blinds aren't see thru ...
not having a ride to school ...
I walk like a robot I'm so sore
trying to play matchmaker for someone who knows I can't even play matchmaker for myself
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ perfect idea !!
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ damn there both fresh tho I think we all wanna hit that same kid lol
Mike Vick just called me a hater and pointed at me because I cheered like a mad man for Nick Foles when the 2 we're walking out
Who steals two cigarettes from the garage and leaves the empty box behind ... #fuckers I see you
Coming from you
Casinos are dumb ... Just buy me beer & amp ; ill gladly watch you gamble ma'am .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ you're so fucking gay
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ so glad we're okay now lol
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I know , little plumber in the making !
\ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ : You realllllyyyy get on my nerves ""
Movie 43's got me rollin
My brothers laugh & gt ; & gt ; & gt ;
My dad just told me to be a stunt woman haha sounds better than school
\I've got a receding hairline and I know how to use it ! " #hil "
Lol love at first sight
Were both wearing yogas and uggs tomorrow
It's cause I'm white isn't it !?
& lt ; --- This emoji makes people seem like they're laughing wayyy harder than they probably actually are
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I wore it on my wrist & amp ; every time I thought about ya know I'd pop it
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I'm sitting on my bed listening to it and crying . So yeah , me too
We're such pussies _TWITTER-ENTITY_
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ were awful
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ with umm ... \ " "
My dog barked at the Direct TV service man for 5 seconds and then rolled over for a belly rub #failedguarddog
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Miss you babeee ! You'll be here soon enough
I bribe myself with naps to get through the day ..
Corey and his roommate are chasing around a mouse in their room right now lmfaoooo I'm dying
The fact that Alex and Taylor actually thought I went goth is just
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ did you guys ever find out who was up last night or was it the ghost
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahahaha that's fantastic .
What _TWITTER-ENTITY_ just texted me OMG I'm dying . #daymade #loveher
Friday after next is one of the funniest movies I've ever seen #topflight #mothafuckinsecurity
Painting st germains face & gt ; & gt ; & gt ;
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ tweet me a pic of freshman year homecoming I can't find it
Hahaha I don't even care what people think . I stopped caring a while ago . I just think it's funny now
I know my dads awake I'm about to call him and have a nice little chat
92 on the summer reading tesr i read the whole book lastnight
Not to be a douche . Lololol but it needed fixed
I know my butts big . D8 me
Liam just said , \why are you marrying him momma ? He is weird . " Haha "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ of course bc I taught him
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ uh text me
“ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ : Gah I have to set 4 alarms just to get up” I have at least 13 set to get through the week
hopefully _TWITTER-ENTITY_ likes my singing just for you bby .
“@ : Don't hold my hand if you are not willing to take everything that comes with it . ” _TWITTER-ENTITY_ I'm dying _TWITTER-ENTITY_
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ they just changed their requirements ...
The faces Jim Carey makes in dumb and dumber
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you're nice
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ u will see when it gets awful
Just sang 22 to _TWITTER-ENTITY_ over snapchat
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ poor things . They have no clue America is laughin at them
Annnnnnnddd all this just because I quoted someone . Like die
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ d ruck
annie from bridesmaids reminds me too much of myself .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Get ' er done !!
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ CLASSIC WHO MARATHON ! I haven't even seen classic who
This here is my thinking shed , otherwise know as the place I like to have sex with young girls , jk I have sex with normal sized women
I love when white people dance . It makes my day .
“ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ : Excuse me , here's your nose . I found it in my business hoe . ”
HAHAHA still laughing over the Sweatbay commercial
Dazia needy to wake her slumbering butt up _TWITTER-ENTITY_
\Is there anything my lovely girlfriend would like ? " .... " I wanna fuck you ""
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ how's school ?
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ they don't call em shitkickers for nothin '
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ its gonna be the longest 15 days of my life senior skip week this week ?!
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ stop .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ thanks for that laugh
World Wide Web
18 : you're seriously crazy sometimes you drive me insane , but i wouldn't have it any other way . i love you a lot !
Getting a haircut and getting braces may have been the best two decisions I've ever made
❄️-weirdo number 2 I fuck with you a lot and were always arguing lmao but you know I got you on whatever you need and you don't hmu lier
On a real note who actually uses tinder
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ emoji rant tweets right now & gt ; & gt ; & gt ;
my brother may be quiet & amp ; shy ; but the music he be listening to in his car , explains why he's a thug .
Your like a bird ... Cuz you keep tweeting #imdead
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ your obsessed
Hahahahahha having the time of my life right now
Ali Geisa looks like squidwards house
Its Facebook official .... we aren't friends anymore .
So my dads girlfriend said my boobs make her feel some type of way
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ SUCH A JOKE !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ haha you're going to get an std ! Seriously dying at the bitch I'm #Fabulous #ctfu
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ judge me do it
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ I probably sat there got 5 minutes trying to figure that out
Damn did she just say \ That must be the other bitch you talking about ? ""
Walked into the store needing aquaphor , accidentally asked for cloroform #EPICFAIL
Me and my friends know every line from and could tell you word for word White Chicks
I'm over here dying laughing at my dad he went to the doctor he's pissed about the co-pay ! Lol
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ me and Wally would kick that ass
My mom just said I'm going to marry someone and I'm going to be wearing an orange jump suit ... oh
ily bby #whitegirldisplayoflove _TWITTER-ENTITY_
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I wish I could retweet that more than once .
My mom and I just sit in the living room and talk shit about my dad .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ love ur regulars ? Is Santa banging u for 20's ?
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ check that picture
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ it's okay Halle . According to the Bryan players , we are too young to do that and it's very inappropriate
Y'all got new cars and phones and expensive watches ... I got underwear , socks and scarfs . Merry Christmas Everyone !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ dude I deleted mine by accident and had to redownload it but I lost the password so I can't turn the noty's off fml
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ shut up ....
Melanie just said she wants to suck on her bf balls to see what it feels like ... And wants to bite it #imdead _TWITTER-ENTITY_
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ lol nvm I forgot you told me last night I'm sowwy
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I can't help it
Ha hahahahaha this guy just stopped on the bridge got out of his car and threaten to beat this guys ass in the middle of the road
we're on a tornado watch til midnight .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ white girl needs some Nutella
24- I can always count on ya for a laugh , stay hilarious
My #snapchats over this break have been off the chain hahahaha #NoLie
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ it would be to never stub my toes again ..
Ok ik Taylor was only in the episode for like 3 minutes but it was so funny #IVELOVEDYOUSINCETHEFRIRSTGRADE
Just stood in an elevator for 5 minutes and didn't even realize we weren't moving
Mac Miller on Ridiculousness & gt ; & gt ; & gt ;
The vine _TWITTER-ENTITY_ tagged me in .
Emma right now
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ you made me laugh too hard !!!
I have no friends ..... Biggest lie I ever heard I got LOTS of friends lmao
I still think the funniest picture are on Pinterest
\Someone just needs to freakin deck her " -my dad "
I have a crush on you
LOL I got the highest grade in my class on my ECON midterm ..... my asian is showing .... For the first time ever .....
I vet you thank god everyday for bombshell bras .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I deleted the app .. Haha let me log on online .
Last night tho & gt ;
Every time I'm in a cab I ask them \what is your craziest experience as a cab driver " ... The answers I get "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ greatest Idea ! Come get me
Derek just asked me if I actually like my boyfriend .... Oh Derek .... Of course I do silly ❤
the buses for when you don't have a ride home > & gt ; & gt ; & gt ;
Sheldon is so adorable
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ can't beat us #BearDown
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ just cuz you don't want your kids to be little assholes like you !
\who's buddy ? oh yeah the dog ... " "
I think I enjoy coming here more then him
I said BSC I meant BCS
Just got the best text message from _TWITTER-ENTITY_ I'm dying . Lol
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you left me so he left you ! and you tell me it doesn't exist
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ YA WE WILL
When Jaime busts her shit in the parking lot & gt ; & gt ; & gt ;
I swear I have the best pickup lines . I don't know how I'm still single .
Travis has me dyin right now
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahaha we are so creative ! I'll remember that forever
Nope , I'm out , that's done with
Correction . Me and ALL of my friends laugh at the dumbest things . #PrevTweet
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ where r u going ?? #
Dad while watching wrecking ball video : hat's just weird . " "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ can't handle the truth ?
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ That just made my day !
They guy we met on mass street last night > & gt ;
Matt had to have slept through orientation lmfao
I've trained my niece to hate dean
Literally have 75$ to Starbucks
Sam just loves me so much .
She thinks she's got shit on me
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahaha you can join ! We need new places to go with good specials ! Sick of local places . I see you everywhere !!
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ haha yeah I like the wolf ! But what sucks is my moms screens broken on her stereo so I can't tell what station I'm on
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ enjoy your passenger .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ lol skinny dipping
Went grocery shopping and bought all drinks so maybe I won't eat
What the fuck is up with his kids names
Coach C cracked me up in that video !!
There's 4 brothers here at this school .... ALL named Tehavis
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ just playing I haven't either . Lol
I hope _TWITTER-ENTITY_ is ready for a week of quality Ashley _TWITTER-ENTITY_ time hahahahaha
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ . _TWITTER-ENTITY_ is the homie . Always mad cool so that was the least I could do u know . I'm a good friend . Even to little people .
You'd think people learn from their mistakes ... #yourepathetic
Oh god did I look like this all day ? #slippingabit
Where's my best bud dragon I need to talk to someone
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ I hope she hasn't looked in a mirror lately
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you knew i was gonna say something
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ OMG tht night was freaky we all was almost crying
my aunt & gt ; & gt ; & gt ;
Me and my dad are listening to rap music together and he knows every word and I don't know how I feel about this
my dads calling me and Bayleas fight my amous YouTube moment " "
I think everyone in 3A Dalton knows I can wing it pretty well . ✏
When did Lucas get a girlfriend lol
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I just LOL'd . You are too funny Nick . #seeyousoon #hopefully
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I miss you bro beans !
If you're scared enough to sit in a hot car for 20 minutes until I leave your house , an mot get out . You might wanna stop talking shit .
It was beautiful
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ it's only because I'm thinking the same
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ OMG THIS REMINDS ME OF LUNCH WHEN WE IMITATED THEM
Why's the rigatoni in hiding I kill the penne rigate not the rigatoni ... Silly
. _TWITTER-ENTITY_ yeah and you have braces
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ bleeps out cuss words in his tweets
dying that _TWITTER-ENTITY_ cut down a tree last night to put in their room as a christmas tree
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I didn't even see you
Lol I spend like 2 minutes doing a math problem then take a half hour break and go on twitter
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ jakes a queer !!
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ lmao ! Kenzi and I would probably die !
who remembers sequin purses ?
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ you girls are funny
The morning texts I get from _TWITTER-ENTITY_
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ it's a Friday ..
Good luck to _TWITTER-ENTITY_ today
LOL , the boy I'm playing hide and seek with is telling me where he's going to hide each time
#InMiddleSchool someone pulled my pants down
I'm not even properly living the single life because everybody's ugly to me
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ it's not true tho haha
\Coke does damage to your brain " " I think I can have coke whenever I want " "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I don't
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ ahahaah , my last week of summer is being spent home alone and watching say yes to the dress #rebelstatus
When you meet someone who hates the same people you do & gt ; & gt ; & gt ; & gt ;
Wish kentucky would play like they did against Baylor
God doesn't make your penis stand . _TWITTER-ENTITY_ #lol
I just spilled _TWITTER-ENTITY_ drink everywhere
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ and I just got picked up by some moms
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ it was a healthy gray pistol .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ it's basically what happens everyday in math taylor just really loves us
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ omg ... you do dumb
Bounced off the gym floor today .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I might just take you up on that
this conversation has me rolling
Go _TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahaha
Me and Kaylen literally just woke up
Nothing is funnier when your ex boyfriends new girl is BUSTED #SorryNotSorry
No stuts like our coach⚾
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ omg the one was my first client ever ! Talk about bad experience !!! too funny
\The second rape scene of the girl with the dragon tattoo was MUCH better than the first " Da fuck ?! "
And Oregon fans said they wanted Bama
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ true !
S/O to _TWITTER-ENTITY_ for being a ballerrrr & amp ; for being with me on some crazy elevator rides at camp !
These new RAs on power trips < & lt ; being a nobody and getting a place of authority doesnt make you any better
You knew that was about you ? ✋
Kinda wanna know what guy and girl had there pants down in the backyard
Ethan's friend that's staying with us just asked for my number and he's 25 .. Like what
My eagles still got a chance to win division , only a game back
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hell yeah never seen that in my life
Glad to see Sam has about 30 pictures of me by myself on her phone from last night hahahah
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I know it was awesome
And it's not me
This place will never change
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ it didn't even get you
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I need good grades ya bish
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ it's good I'm proud that I'm good enough to be in it ahhahahahah
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ yeah dummy
Lmao . This girl just signed in at triage and her complaint was \I'm gonna turn into a lizard . " OH . "
I swear if that picture gets anywhere
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ BITCH YOUR FACE IS POOPY MEAN
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ your more then welcome brian
I don't even care
I will now call you Sex change , and you toothpick
I really do think Dabo Sweeney is the dumbest person to ever become a head coach ... #GoDawgs #nocommonsense
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ oh lord
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I never left
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ pretty sure you are ... in your own little world
Can't believe luverz suit case blew off !! Thank you officer ✌
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ we just talk the whole time !!
you can stop now
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ we had trey convinced I'm turning 16
S/o to my home girls _TWITTER-ENTITY_ and _TWITTER-ENTITY_ for twinning with me today
Chris keep breathing hard and stuff
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Omg I think this all the time
Lmfao this nigga Jeff get to see how annoying my mom is
Back up , ill cut you ✋
My Grandma bragged that she already had all the pies made . Staying ahead of the game .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ yes haha & amp ; & amp ; how we thought we were cool taking pictures ... #realitychecl .
when people think I'm talking about them & gt ; & gt ; ✋ bitch I don't give a fuck about you
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ tru friendship right ??
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I kinda like it though
Not sure if I'm texting Kenny or Alexis
Won $104 in pull tab with four other people and am putting it all back in .
Me and my brother are about to mess some peoples yard upppppp !
“ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ : Hey I heard you like bad girls , I don't mean to brag or anything but I'm really really bad . At everything . ”
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ omg Kristyn Philly terrifies me but holy shit what a shit show this would be
When are you gonna stop talking shit ?
the movie me and Christina are watching is so gross
Waking up to crying daycare babies at Neil's is like a preview of what it will be like in the future .. lol ehh give me like 85420 more years
Me & dom always have the funniest nights
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahaha that's not supposed to happen
My timeline quiet tonight . Not like they always making noise
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ especially when Marv grabs the sink and it electrocutes him
Geno went from the biggest hype to not even drafted in the first round all the scouts realized tavons big plays made geno
I'm freezing now
of course when I'm actually feeling like shit we have tests all week and I can't miss a day
I can't even retweet that last _TWITTER-ENTITY_ post . It's so bad
I can't even handle myself . I'm dead .
Watching old episodes of Rob & amp ; Big . I seriously wish I had their life . _TWITTER-ENTITY_ is perfection
Our GM just told us no talking and find something to do lol reminds me of highschool
I always tell my mom when she leave for a date to ot do any drugs , and don't have any more ginger babies ""
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ we did
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I just died
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I just died laughing ... Oh my god
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ no goofy re-read lol I AM THE LUCKIEST GIRL
Meghan just piled me up & amp ; were wearing the same thing . Why are we so gay ?!
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Ya how's it feel
You damn garden tool
I missed Sam and Ryan so much today , I didn't even get out of bed once
The snap I just sent _TWITTER-ENTITY_ holy shit I'm funny
Watching my family try sushi and squid is priceless
Did Nic just say he's faster than C ?
How come guys can itch there nuts in public an be all cool about it but girls scratch anything below the belt they have a disease
“ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ : I wonder how much easier my life would be if i was attractive . ” ME TO !!
Apparently _TWITTER-ENTITY_ can't handle fitchburg . you crazy bitch
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ such a nerd
I'm really confused why this is such a big deal what else is happening on why school is gonna be weird ...
I hope _TWITTER-ENTITY_ is havin a fun time at senior week with her turnip tat #crazygurl
Peters mom got their dog and Dante a photo shoot with Santa Claus
Ps you still owe me stuff #fuckyou #cunexttuedday
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ no !! She'll fuck you up
My dad just informed me that he fell out of a tree this morning . #IsThisRealLife
\Forest why do you shave your arms " " Because I'm a faggot " "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ when the schools power went out and we didnt even know it because trailers
Gah .... You piss me off ... For real ... ✋
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Holy crap !!! I would have died if that would have came !!
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ you guys have me Rollin in the car right now . My dad keeps lookin at me like I'm stupid
My mom is right I am way too spoiled
Chuckle is a funny word ☺
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ what are you guys doing now
So much disappointment right now !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ haha you know how it is in he burg " .. Full of bad asses "
what my sister just said . dude I'm out .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I think my family's been using the garbage disposal wrong this whole time #TheTonightShow #JayLeno
Just remembered _TWITTER-ENTITY_ and I saw _TWITTER-ENTITY_ last night
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ wow that was deep
Girl you fine you a classified dime
Munchin ' on niagra fall panties on a date w/ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ & amp ; _TWITTER-ENTITY_
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ it's okay . I know
My mom wants me to teach her how to snowboard NEVER .
My mom and I think _TWITTER-ENTITY_ looks like Mrs. Piggy from the muppets lol
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I seriously laughed at loud at that one
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ not in that storm last night
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ your bowl cut phase
Why is that making me laugh so hard
Laughing so hard you feel a six pack coming on .
Dude be like \send me some nudes on IG . Swear I won't screen shot " "
I think I got a surprise visit once but it wasn't even for me , it was for my friend that was staying with me
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ WE ARE TOO WEIRD for real though , lets go on a date soon !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I imagined you saying that and it was just cute
I told my mom I killed the bat that was in my window a couple weeks ago with hairspray too and she called me a dumbass .
Amanda sounds so stupid . I can't waitttt to see her leave . #BB15
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ I literally could have twelve children and they would all have predetermined names
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ haha I'm loved
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I just posted a pic of you
I still run this bitch
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ why noooot
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ haha your tellin me ! Someone must really love you
My mom actually asked me if I'm keeping my promise of waiting a year ... Uh mom about that ..
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Yeah !
Dylan is in footsie pajamas at dunkin
Mcdonalds mighty wing commercial
Why do you insist on texting me ? Still
Oh it is hilarious to sit back and watch people be friends with each other
It appear by the videos on my phone that I enjoy singing Brand New when I'm drunk .
Going past game stop and seeing people waiting in like for hours some ever have there own fire going
Going on a lesbian date with our son _TWITTER-ENTITY_
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ DON'T EVEN CARE
Found like half of my write ups from sophomore year there was like 70 of them
Like I ain't ever seen half of you even speak of football on social networks , let alone the no good teams your rootin for
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you didn't ask me to hang before I left ? we'll hang when I get back ... Sunday
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ most definitely hahaha
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ now why would your phone get a virus ?
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ day off
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ look on Instagram ...
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ haha I wish I could do squats and eat ice cream
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahahahaha Ian
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ well once you hit Z your fucked
I seriously love my volleyball team
Amanda Bynes got arrested for throwing a bong out of a window
This is what being home from college for one week looks like #sorrymom
We lost _TWITTER-ENTITY_ in the grocery store where you at girl !?
Sending my mom screenshots of what I want for Christmas
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ oh we do again so hopefully I'll be in a good class !
Because it's the time of the year where I say son of a nutcracker all the time
Lmao mike is willing to be my hair holder when I puke on JarviTrip . That's a true friend .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ haha , this is so funny . Like only you , Wisnewski lol only you ☺
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ OHH MY GOD !! AUSTIN NO ! GEY AWAY FROM THAT THING , IT MIGHT TAINT YOU .
Why do i go to bed earlier on the weekends than on school nights ?
Christmas is over , now ready for summer
I literally just ran from a bee in front of everyone on campus
“ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ : \I'm getting fat . Like I went tanning the other day and couldn't even see my dick " ” "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ haha are we to turnt up fo you☺️
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ kale bb
I am way down in the country these cowgirls are giving me the death stare cause I'm wearing spandex oops
I would really like talk one time just see how it would go
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ : marissa's mom is my new Bff ! She's way cooler then pissy marissa
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Whatever you do , don't listen to baby making music in this town !, unless you actually want a baby , or alien . Such a shame ..
And Fast and the Furious is on Bravo right now . Oh the irony #rip
Garrett's idea of a double date He's such a man-whore but I still love him .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ it's so funny
Jo has to memorize recipes for his new job
Don't worry you guys they'll have their Carma at some point
Elizabeth updates her Facebook as often as I tweet
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ ill stick to my pig and my girl and grub seshes with hunter
So much drama lol #growupalready
Titus is SOOO funny
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahaha because it still is hilarious to me
you can't fight him .. this kid can barely fight a cold _TWITTER-ENTITY_
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I wouldn't
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ what the hell is up with your avi ?
making it Sunday for nick . oh but no . today is Sunday making it Monday for nick . no wonder he's taking forever to talk
Just ratted my stepdad out to my mom for watching the swim suit section of Miss America .
Girl Code gets me every time
The perks of having a white cat
I CANNOT _TWITTER-ENTITY_
“ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ : Uhh , who cares how I got inside your house . What matters is that we're together now . ”
1 . we are not lovers anymore
\A social business transaction ... " uh this is am awkward class "
My dad \if it's white it's right " "
I got twitter blocked .
(•_•) & lt )╯when you're ready / \ ( •_•) & lt ;( (& gt ; come and get it / \ (•_•) ~ ( ) ~ NA NA NA NA / \
“ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ : You might be redneck if ... a bedroom in your house is a beer pong room . ” _TWITTER-ENTITY_ and A.J. The old house . Lmao .
The only time I'm social with other people is at Tumbling .
House phone is ringing ... No one is home .. I'm in bed #sorryforwhoeveriscalling
Dad told me that next time instead of running into the fence I need to lower my shoulder and take it out
Seriously _TWITTER-ENTITY_ is the funniest thing ever
My cat is climbing my christmas tree
I see you showed you're mom my fight video
“ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ : I accidentally hit my cat and said sorry . I definitely need more human interaction . #thestruggle ” I do that all the time
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ oh true I didn't see texts or anything ?
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ once I get money #brokeass
The things I can do while driving
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ sucks to suckkk
Whenever my mom walks into my room she calls me disgusting
Sliding down the lobby ramp in my socks #mylife
Angels gonna be a terrible mother .
Tbh I'll only keep the conversation going if your one of my good friends or your hot #SorryNotSorry
Guess I'm a tard .
Got My Phone Back
Already have a rug burn on my head and the night is still young ....
I always have fun with _TWITTER-ENTITY_ , _TWITTER-ENTITY_ , and _TWITTER-ENTITY_ .
Felisha is the perfect roommate
Teach me how to whistle and make my voice crack . Pwease !!! _TWITTER-ENTITY_
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ too bad i wasnt being serious .
Erin is eating a wawa hoagie while driving
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ tell him you're printing something off
the reason Harry styles and taylor swift broke up was because he wasn't circumcised ...
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ YESSS !! I want that one !!!
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ haha like graduation day was one of the best days of my life ✌️✌️✌️✌️
Before me and _TWITTER-ENTITY_ ' s emoji conversation yesterday I only had like 748 tweets ..
Libby yells \Jared you're so hot " as all the boys run out of the locker room for their game "
Omg in this tent , the people are high I swear . They just sold this girl a bag in exchange for an SD card .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ has got me rollin
Giving tours with coach ✌️ #toofunny
That cat fish must have been at least 25 pounds .
I remember when I used to love Madonna
House full of die hard Alabama fans .. There reactions ... Priceless . All of Chattanooga just heard every opinion said .
Only thing I miss about high school is when I could study the night before for finals and get an A #suchajoke
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I know right . Is it a compliment orrrrrr ??
You took me too serious
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ we just had a long walk on the beach ain't no way you could take this from me haha
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ haha yeah . If LaLa knew she would kill me tho
I'm like the only one excited for high school to be over
1590| I can't deal with you ! Your big behind always saying something dumb . I low key love you though .
Allison and Natalie right now wtf
Hahah we fucked him over
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ but on the DL everyone loves Aubrei anyways . So I was a second choice
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I'm just messing with u ! I do the same shit !
I speak Spanish fluently
Don told me that it's okay and I can stop shaking
I can't even right now Lex has me & amp ; Morgan cracking up over here from that picture .
Me and _TWITTER-ENTITY_ are snapchatting eachother the little mermaid
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ we can be around that tomorrow
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I don't know about you , but my cells are dying to go on a date with you .
Seeing your manager at the club when you're drunk
Christian , I'll bring you leftovers .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ how many games are you watching right now ?
I don't hate you cause you're fat , you're fat because I hate you
We had to make a team name in this class the first day and I made us the \Galápagos Penguins " ... He still continues to call us that "
This is the end is the funniest movie besides Pineapple Express but still .. LOL
John Mayer treated the shit out of t-swift
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ he's always sucked
Ronnie goes from a 2 to a 10 in . 5 seconds
Hell yeah we are !
I still die of laughter every time I watch _TWITTER-ENTITY_ cheesy vagina video #drunkass
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ it's when my meds wear off and I turn psycho
CALLLLVINNNNN JOHNSON AN MATTHEW STAFFORD
Lol so Wyatt what does that one mean ?
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ ' s last snapchat > & gt ; & gt ; & gt ; & gt ; & gt ;
The ravens are so bad haha
That was some shit I just had to deal with .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ oh your cool
Chinese fire drill
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I may be a bitch , and maybe even a little stupid , but at least I can fix that . You can't fix UGLY or FAKE . #whore
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ stfu and stop laughing in the halls so loud
Hahhaha good thing they didn't stalk me
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ aw look we scared her away
he let me know our friendship is real when he delivered Taco Bell to my doorstep _TWITTER-ENTITY_
Lol he called him fat Jesus
the look on peoples faces when they walk into my 8am like dude NOBODY wants to be here
I still can't get over the fact that Matt's dog attacked a goat on the TV _TWITTER-ENTITY_
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I can't
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ don't understand how that even be remotely close to an insult . #what
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ gets the creeper of the semester award
I was going to retweet that .. But there were so many errors .
have fun never seeing him .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I love you too much
Kevin makes the best faces on vine and snapchat .
Just remembered that you never came over cuz you were scared my parents wouldn't like you because you don't say \ma'am & amp ; sir " "
#ShittyPickUpLineSunday is killing me
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ he lives around the corner from me
Only ash would drive down a one way in coatesville
Big ricks need bendy straws
lol i should probably take these pictures down
I don't hate Adam . He's stupid for thinking that .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ actually owl throw up I that makes a difference
We're driving through a town called burnt corn
There has to be some kind of time warp/bremuda triangle thing happening in Vegas bc I swear nothing that happens there makes any sense
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Lol ! I do too
Show your shit
“ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ : Stuck in a large crowd ? Put pennies in a can and shake it , asking people to donate . Everyone will move to avoid you . ”
Pandora commercial just scared the sheeet outta me .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ I changed your diapers !!! love you too !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ adventuring makes the best memories
reading all of these #sluttyconfessions and getting weeeaakk
Watching Elf with Lori
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I feel your pain sister . College will be the death of me . Keep calm and finish the semester
If someone could bring me a white mocha with soy milk and a shot of coffee , along with a Santiago's mild burrito I will love you forever .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ so I just found my teletubbie suit . miss you .
The shit I just did _TWITTER-ENTITY_
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ and Forrest Gump could be twins . Like same mentality hahaha
Going to get a pedi with my boss
My dad just awkwardly asked if I would like a sausage egg and cheese sandwich for the road . He's so cute Hahaa . #cowboyronnie
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ so uhhh when are _TWITTER-ENTITY_ and I coming to visit you ?
Modern Family & gt ; & gt ;
#awkward I should have read the tweet before yours _TWITTER-ENTITY_
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Daryl . Just grab me anyway you want . Kthanksbye .
Queer as a football bat
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I am .... And I'm down ! You still bouncing out next month correct ?
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ want a Pringle ? Noo ! Too bad now eat it !!
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahaha you quoted her exactly
* get a call from Aaron * \Ashley it's Tj do u have any idea where my phone would be ? " "
The waitress was hitting on Pa so hard and he just played it cool . #No
I wish my act score was based on how ugly I look right now ... I would get at 36
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you know him ?
Shut that down really quick hahaha
I going to bed I can handle twitter anymore
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ well damn okay
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I'm here already
Why do I have a crush on oomf from way back when
Chevy is performing at club zoo
The fact that _TWITTER-ENTITY_ understands my references when I talk about something on the disney channel
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ pls be done
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you're dumb
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ ... which is funny
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ IM CRYING HAHAHAHAHAH MAKE IT STOP
NOT TRUE AT ALLLLL
Kylie's Dad > & gt ; & gt ; & gt ; & gt ; & gt ; & gt ; _TWITTER-ENTITY_
my sisters boyfriend is the laughs #lovehim
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I really busted out laughing .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ a classy $L , UT I guess that works !
\He is a boy which means he is to emotional to handle it ""
When _TWITTER-ENTITY_ puts sun screen on my legs I feel like a princess
I'm just gonna have to hang out by myself .. which is nothing new #foreverfriendless
I move into upward bound today , and I haven't even packed anything .
\ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ : I feel like _TWITTER-ENTITY_ and _TWITTER-ENTITY_ are my two older sisters that harass me in school " you know it ! "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ omgggggg he's gonna die !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ haha #notsurprised #goodattempt
\I shaved the dog and glued his fur to my nut sack so I could look like of grown man . " "
Having one of those moments where everything is funny
When you hug someone and they are shocked when they hug you back cause of your bulky shoulders and arms .... #GymnastProbs _TWITTER-ENTITY_
Honestly though if anyone saw mine and _TWITTER-ENTITY_ snapchats
Never a dull conversation .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ You were talking to my dad again .... Plz dont
Imagine that ... The bathtub smells like water
Too funny of a night ! _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ yes it will it would be the funniest thing for the past few months
Who's wcw am I ? Lol oh waaaiiit ....
If anyone is at DCI sorry for how rachet I look my apology ✋ #oops
Wtf no sorry ✋ #backoff
So I'm at the office , And iii tell this guy , ' can u pass me the staplers , but when u pass it make sure there's staplers in it '
I feel like that ref wanted today \shut your dinosaur looking ass up " to bosh "
Can we get ice cream ?
girls are nuts #wow
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ let's make that video tomorrow
every single guy I've talked to just ends up leaving me
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ Newton homework
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I quit
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ lol not bothering me ... Boyfriend yes because I'm keeping my phone on him cause I'm too lazy to put it on the table #funny
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ missed what !!?
I can't handle 25
S/O to _TWITTER-ENTITY_ for making my life a living hell the past 2 months but I love you anyways & amp ; for being so precious to me ❤️
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ well the fact that i got arrested for throwing corn at cops should tell you I'm pretty stupid
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ bill stfu
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ my moms making me drive to the city
\Remember . The early bird gets the morning worm because they're friends " - Wise words of Mike _TWITTER-ENTITY_ "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ she's a flipping lobster
Hahahaha Katt Williams right now
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ okay ... 9:59
Cody , you're immature
Lmao me and joe both jumped when Skylar walked into the room #woah #scary
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Watching it in person makes me feel even more sad for them
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ your reaction was my favorite . you legit looked like this
Day 1 : I love you so much baby . I will forever . a few days later ... I hate you . You are dumb . You are ugly anyway . SMH
Hence why you got jumped by two little ole white girls .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahahah well its not a true throwback until i run over your foot
I really applied to be a bank teller and I really think I'm gonna get the job
It's always a bad sign when even mom says my hair is a frizzy curly mess .. And she sees it everyday
The Change-up is a freakin hilarious movie #lol #ryanreynolds
Yesterday was great . Movies , lunch at a fancy place and the smell of the car from the food after the movie
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you're funny I mean big Slon
oh my gosh , he looks like a 60 year old Irish man .
Who falls up the stairs ? Oh yeah ... I do
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ read this over again
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ OMG STOP . Those were the days hahahahah our secret hideout in Tori's closet
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Your kidding . hahah .
Why the fuck am I in Grand Rapids michigan ??
i tried to crack the back of my phone and cracked the front #fail
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ it was funny though ..
I'm always blasting music when I'm either stretching or working out
I'm so funny . I consider myself a walking joke
Eating the biggest fucking Reese's cup of my life . Literally Gods jizz in my mouth right now
\I was watchin basketball wives like ugh , they is basketball wives ? " Hahaha The Game never disappoints "
Had a great time playing frisbee and seeing Jonah fall down a hill _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_
I'm fucking retarded
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ bahahahahahahahahaha omg
MaryKate ... Gahhhh I love her
I don't think jt posted a Instagram pic yet
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ she's not talking about that ..
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
I'd have my asiago bagel , but I'm too lazy to put it in the toaster
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I'm bringing my friend jack
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ what is Jennifer
Girl you is too petty
What can I say FWD : I think hanging out with you so much has given me your mindset and I like it
Lmao no Cody wood , I will not hang out with you .
You retweeted that but don't even know what it's bout
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ if we're constantly thinking/ tweeting the same- the world will not be able to handle that much bitch in one room
Hahahahahahahhahaahhahahaha that's seriously like embarrassing for me
Ohio state gonna have to play Alabama .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I almost killed you that night ... Do you remember when you fell
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahaha I asked for something other than my usual yesterday and he looked so confused it was so funny
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I did it cause I'm nice
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ poor Suggs carpet
Blurred lines is on the radio _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I know just say you're doing yoga with your mind , its close enough
Saturday Night Live #Netflix
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahaha it be like that
#teamtatted took it like a champ
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ how could I forget we sat there and laughed for like an house straight
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I love you
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ she already shot them down unless Tootie gets bigger or Peyton gets taller
like seriously if I'm sad I just look for his tweets on my TL bc I know I'll laugh my ass off
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ haha can't type today ?
The fact that me and oomf will argue and hate each other for like 20 mins tops and then it all goes back to normal
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I got you girlllll . Hopefully no bitches be throwin beer bottles
Horse laughing at the xmas gift idea I just had for laur
Seth and Luke are making this snowman an old school Clemson fan
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ haven't died yet
Pee on your guy to claim him like a cat ? #girlcode
When people quote songs and they get the lyrics wrong haha
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ It made me laugh . Little kids these days .
At ulta getting my make up done and Wynter says to me and the lady \your lips are big . I'm out " "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ seriously like can you noootttttt
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I live in the ghetto natalee . Times have changed
Malcolm in the Middle & gt ; & gt ; #sofunny
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ what the fuck ? lmfaooo get off my page ✋
Lyc just called someone a baked potato bitch
I was talking about how I'm going to Chicago tomorrow and Liam got all worried and said , \wait ... for college ..? " #SweetBoy "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ oh it's terrifying
Harry I have reached the top whaaaaaaa . Wow , what a hole love marve
finally leaving my house for the first time today !
I love _TWITTER-ENTITY_ ❤
Do you read their bios first !?!?
I told a coworker that I grow my hair long in winter to keep my head warm and she said that's why she doesn't shave her legs .
\Laken you have like no hair , it's almost equivalent to the hair on my butthole " -Sav "
#staystrongbillyraycyrus is making my life
Omg snooki & amp ; jwoww is so funny
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ oh my gosh yeah ! I just now finished my summer reading project
I refuse to talk I'm not getting pie in my face
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ he lives in Australia and you live here . You have a better chance
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Haley's basement and idk when
Lol formspring just sent me an email to reactivate my account .. #6thGrade
now she's running around the living room yelling \shit ! shit ! oh shit ! " gooood job Seth lmao "
I've never been anyone's wcw before . it's okay I'm my wcw everyday
Faith is snap chatting while she's naked . HAHAHAHAHA
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ sun burn today #worstburnever
OMG Waldo just walked into _TWITTER-ENTITY_
So everyone tweets about their homecoming dates and I'm sitting here like I'm going alone . #lonerprobs
My snap chat story > & gt ; & gt ; _TWITTER-ENTITY_
Did you find your boyfriends this morning ? _TWITTER-ENTITY_
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ thought you didn't wave at me just cuz you look dumb doesn't me you have to say you didn't wave to me
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ what ?? But you're black ! just kidding
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ looks like I'll be seeing you on them smoking commercials with the oxygen tanks
my mom just texted me \Did they find lesbian ? " #dying "
I'm dying right now my mom is crazy
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ You shouldn't be talking about someone else being annoying
Coach hill ; \something good about you , something bad about you ? " Me ; attractiveness , cockyness Lmao "
But really . Serious question . Am I the only one that just randomly dances around the house ...
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ be a respiratory therapist . It's way cooler . No poo involved ! #reallythough
FAV if you're my friend .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ she will think of a terrible nickname for you , be careful .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ . The bobcats are going to win before the lakers man ✌️
The Heat is the funniest movie ever
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I meant to actually tweet that oops
Love walking into work and seeing _TWITTER-ENTITY_ casually on the phone with the embassy of Ghana
My dad bobbing his head to 21 questions by 50
I don't know about everyone else , but I think Harry should just be Marcel from now on . He's got the marketing man thing going on !
I'm so bad at QuizUp
Caught my brother hiding in his room facetiming a girl and as soon as i walked in he turned it off
me , my mom & amp ; jenny's conversations on the rides home from practice
I swear sometimes you get those subs and they turn out to be Satans mistress .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ he should live forever after what he survived last year
Haha , _TWITTER-ENTITY_ and he thinks we are coming ! Take a damn joke !
My gosh what has twitter done .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hm nah I don't think so
This kinda stuff usually happens to people when they go and get drunk . Lol why can't I handle caffeine and sugar ?
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I tweeted this like right after you sent it but it went in my drafts and just randomly sent
I bet the football boys that are performing with us are super nervous
So I brought my grandma some leftover cheesecake tonight . Her exact words : \Holy shit . Get me a fork . " #LMAO "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ it's going to be okay , I was in that same position last year it gets better Brian
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ always got jokes
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ omg same . They text me too dead serious like \so that tweet was about me ? " ...... ✋ "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahah I know I feel the same way !!
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahahahahah dayum that sucksss but is funny as shit
You'd be so fucked up everyday
Ouch road rash
Dad told me \you can only drive one vehicle at a time , you know that right " told him I needed one for everyday of the week "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ is it shaped like dicks I heard they make that in Italy and sell it to tourists cause they don't notice
these beats commercials have me in tears
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I'm going to come to school last so nobody sees me
I'm literally gasping for air from laughing at _TWITTER-ENTITY_ ' s last snap
Well looks like it's time for the turn up on twitter
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ at least I know you survived the traverse from MRH to your dorm though . #wetAsianlyfe
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ yeah me and _TWITTER-ENTITY_ got tired so now were sitting on a street corner looking like hookers haha
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ now I feel better about the huge bruise I have on my leg from running into a chair
The most awkward Mcdonalds trip with _TWITTER-ENTITY_
THAT made me laugh , good joke .
Oh ..... I wanna kiss you !
This is The End , was hilarious !! I can't even
Omfgg I couldn't even open my eyes last night
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ so you can go to hell
Drunk History is makin me cry !! #Probablybecauseimdrunk
Some thirsty sisters in the family doe
My mom's creeping on my twitter right now
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ right ? Haha plus it's a song
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ forgot all about it
That fight with them 2 girls in Euclid
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ do it .. it sounds like a good idea !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ maybe if it wasn't 1 am Hahahaha it's too cold ! Crazy ❄️
Almost a month clean guys ☺☺❤
okay the song My Balls is really really catchy
Lisa and I are both laughing at the same damn thing !!!!!
I like the word boob .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ that made me giggle
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ it makes me feel better when I quote you guyses tweets and make them about me
You know what's worse then having chlamydia , Florida .
We have the mist fun in practice _TWITTER-ENTITY_
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ look who's talking when you say MY mommyought my battles for me " when you couldn't even answer your own phone "
That was probably the funniest ask question I've ever read
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ with our team of 5
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ senior skip day must suck being a juniorrrrrr hahaha jk Im making my own senior skip day
My life will be complete when I see two gay guys get in a fight in person
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Nice to officially meet you .
Twitter fight yayy
I just hung up on you . Does that make you angry ?
. _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ #whatwhat
I've seriously slept 4 different places the past 4 nights between hotels & amp ; friends houses . I miss my bed
Hahahaha _TWITTER-ENTITY_ people who take me and my friends seriously !
How _TWITTER-ENTITY_ said she would wake up at 7 to go fishing but she was knocked out when I left at 7:30
just because the baseball players don't hang out with you doesn't mean you can talk shit about them #blowjobwhore
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you should talk .. Bitch
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I wish I still had our text
That explains a lot
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ omgsh your twitter header it's so cute
What is wrong with Oregon
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ dollar menu at McDonald's maybe
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ and just sit in the car in the Starbucks parking lot
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ and crack there fucking head open most likely so ready for you guys to be home #soexcited hate this only child shit haha !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you don't even care about baseball .....
My mom brought me shopping so i can pick stuff out . And she will give them to me on Christmas .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ love that movie !
i thought I grabbed the blanket and it was her leg
NOT 1 NOT 2 NOT 3 ..
Trying to figure out why Danielle texted me and asked me to be her boyfriend ..?
The conversation me and my grandpa are having right now
Jealous bitches are dumb , get some confidence and do yourself a favor . ✌
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ lol sucks to suck
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I'm dying over here
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ GET OUT !!!!!! That's freakin funny !! I've got to change this devil show haha
What Alyssa just told me
Y'all wearing dresses and you call me weird ?!
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ srrry I'm a nerd .
“ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ : I am surrounded be idiots at least there are some intelligent people in this class #cantstandpeople ” ME TOO ALL THE TIME
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I just feel so bad no one warned her like all the other girls had a fighting chances .. Shell learn one day _TWITTER-ENTITY_
wtf am I watching ?!
So guys ... Is finally Easter !!!!!!!! Bet you guys are excited ! Happy Easter ! _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_
#IfICouldLiveMyLifeInMyFavoriteMovieItWouldBe white chicks _TWITTER-ENTITY_
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ dang then why aren't you on the team
The fact that _TWITTER-ENTITY_ went up to the wrong car still makes me laugh
When Matt threatens me by saying he won't cook me good food like everyone else gets
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I died .
loling bc someone burnt mac & amp ; cheese in the dorm today & amp ; someone made a video teaching everyone how to make it & amp ; posted it to the waj page
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ your tweets are all so likable
Just drifted onto the highway and cop gave me thumbs up ! Hell ya !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ aha Im obsessed with you're twitter name #pokemon4lyfe
We will be doing some stalking later _TWITTER-ENTITY_
A car was driving on the wrong side of the road on bluff and my mom almost hit them
Murphy's having a bad dream .
I wonder if she realizes that basically all of my #subtweets are about her she's too stupid , so she's probably got no idea #DumbAss
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ a crocodile
Ate 1 cupcake yesterday . Gained a pound eff
“ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ : When someone stares at your mouth during conversation , that person desires to kiss you”or you have something in your teeth
Omg coldstone . There goes my diet for bisco
My mom thinks I'm a queer for using snapchatt
What the hell am i on ! Im laughing so hard and nothing and i can't stop !!!
699 I miss you Dude ! You're the coolest kid I know from the dena
I can't believe _TWITTER-ENTITY_ broke his forearm !
Colby cracks me up with his poems .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ go get a burrito then #haha
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ that was the best thing i have ever watched !
127 hours gets me every time #mysexlifeinmovietitles
This old salesman at the mall stopped me to tell me a bath tub is 10% off . I said no thanks . He then said he can make it rain for me .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I would love to see that #lemmeseeyatwerk
But y'all are like the same age .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ oh let me guess the fact that I threatened to punch you for my updating me was charming ?
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahaha oh my god .. I don't even think it was my mug and I definitely didn't bring it home with me what a fun night !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ don't make fun of the things that interest me
I'm so over dramatic
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahah too funny . It's always good to count . I couldn't wait for today . But I'll be safe almost home ! Thanks
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ omg , swagalicious ?
someone complimented my car today and I didn't know how to take it . he said , \is that your COBALT ?! " I was like yes ... "
I showed a picture of _TWITTER-ENTITY_ to my nephew and he pointed at the screen and was like \OOOOOH PRETTY " we know who his #WCW is "
Lol at the fact I just crutched 1.3 miles across MSU's campus #criplife
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ he got home
I'm the only one awake and I can't stop laughing & amp ; idk why
So .. I showed my dad ASAP Ferg . The man is definitely diggin it
\Get paid today , that means Dutch bro's & amp ; I don't gotta worry bout it " #thestruggle "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ people look at me weird when I'm Cringing going \ ow ow ow " . "
Bris response you go girl
As long as he doesn't fall asleep during
I cannot handle this right now
someone was twatching
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ good idea . I just thought about that one girl burning her hair off
I just laugh every time I hear or see Drake now because of all the memes and jokes about him
Alyssa is trying to go off on my over iMessage and I just keep saying \prove it " and she is getting so mad "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ .. Go home Matt , you're drunk
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ well that's no fun
jack just dropped his gloves and nailed some kid
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ oh Mckayla
“ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ : how many tweets do i have to favorite for you to realize i'm hitting on you”
The old man on Pawn Stars is such a grumpy bastard
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Omfg . I look horrible .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I didn't actually talk or socialize
Grownups 2 & gt ; & gt ; & gt ; BEST MOVIE EVER
Did every girl just get tagged except me
Lmfao i cant with emily
\Roll the front windshield down " "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I don't want to ask Carly
Ok then I got Ashton #riot
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ jokes on you I barely play
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ You'd prefer that your mom walks through a closet instead of out of the room ?? Haha
I have seen so many girls wearing flip flops slip and fall since its slippery out
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ OMG I thought I was bad
My little cousin is screaming Hallelujah & amp ; I can here him all the way in my room & amp ; he's outside his house
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ haha good , you need to understand the bond that we have first off . Second off , you need to be a little nicer to her .
Just ate a mosquito for $5 thank you _TWITTER-ENTITY_ for the evidence
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I know man lol . I HATE IT .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ thanks ! Your tweets are like my exact thoughts !
\You guys have to stop fighting . We're the cops ! " Oreo commercial lol "
Eh , Shes pretty , in a weird way .. Wait who are they ? Are we judging them ?! The girl on rights prettier . LMAO _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ #poorkay
These batwinged tweets are cracking me up
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ got what was awkward
Me and my friends just hangout and take ugly pictures of eachother
We are gonna need 19 and older . Shelby's gonna need a 30 year old that looks like simba . #dead _TWITTER-ENTITY_
I love how you tell everybody that you didn't cry !? Bitch you were up against the locker balling your eyes out !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ ew no
I've seen so much change in myself the past couple months .. I'm not such a little bitch anymore
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ WHAT you still have it !
hey bailey I think you think I was talking about Beth's
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ \stop smoking weed with Devin " lolll "
What beau is telling me
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ ✋☺️I seen u today ✋❄️✋
My 80 year old grandma was ordering rum & amp ; cokes at lunch like it was her day job #irishprobs
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahaha I was wondering about that hopefully they lose so we don't have to hear him next week lol
Oh My Gosh Jesiah Needs A Therapist
S/o to _TWITTER-ENTITY_ for being a weird kid you're super nice and I'm happy we're friends , love ya Bella
and this is why I love twitter
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ iknow then I saw it and I was dying
when Sam and I were stoned one time we were driving to get food and duetting to a country song and making up our own lyrics
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ I spelt his name wrong
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ same I'll probably just show up in jeans
Dayana said , \well her twitters private .. but you know what needs to be private ? " lmfao _TWITTER-ENTITY_ "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you weren't there for me to give it to you ... so I ate it
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ you could probably just get her drunk and she'd agree
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ that's so weird you found this today since I said it at practice last night !
This episode of Grey's is hilarious
the boys in the house behind my hit our house with a lacrosse ball today
I thought you'd like to do that ..
Subtweets are hilarious
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ another sarah
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ the funniest thing about the vine with the kid on the fence is that he's in a Boy Scout outfit
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ too funny
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ bye Andrew
More cushion for the Pushin '
Haha , telling my Mom things I did in Highschool .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ idk why but this made me laugh my ass off
Hahahah omg dying of laughter . _TWITTER-ENTITY_ is the funniest person I have ever met #bunkmates
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ they were banging the wall so I was doing it back !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ me described in 3 words
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I'm sorry I shouldn't have commented on that tweet , I have so much to say
The SIUC coach's rant
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I can't believe you made it your header we had so many way cooler pics like why that one
Tessa has me rollinnnn .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ he already knew it we joke around all the time
\Remember when he thought he was gonna get some lesbian action when you were on top of me in my room ? " #freshman #wefunny "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I was just happy hahaah
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ i have no one else to talk to
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ SO DONE . Be strong ill pray for you
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Hahahaha oh my god what the fuck that's hilarious
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Dont I know it ...
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I don't know how to read them one bit .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ is wearing girl jeans at work
You get to school thinking you loved when your not
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ omg that was the funniest thing ever
Did I really just say that ? Hahaha yes ... Yes I did
I'm going to come back to a pillow and blanket waiting for me in the hall because my roommates don't want me
Getting suspended cause my headphones were hanging out my pocket this school is a joke
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahaha I realized that as I was typing but I was like screw it .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ hey here's a thought , doesn't dating come before marriage . I say we wait for that first .. #oneyear
DOES THIS MEAN BRIAN IS BACK ?! #familyguy
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahahaha . His face does though !!!
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ is this who I think it's about ?
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I know you are .
Taylor has me listen to the funniest damn songs .
Nice catch auburn ... #not #butterfingers
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Okay I'm on my way So it's kinda sad that the only time we hung out was in SAC
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I GOT IT AND I CANT EVEN BREATHE #TURNDOWN4WUT ✌️
I gave up drinking , smoking , and sex . It was the worst 15 minutes of my life
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ lolll oh well _TWITTER-ENTITY_ me next time
My dad just called me a \Yankee snob " .... I guess I need to come home more often .. "
Just laughed so hard at that snap chat
Pattys being hilarious today
I think you'd have fun with that #BlakeShelton #thevoice
-We Not Together , But Your Not Allowed To Date No one Else . Okay ? Okay
When _TWITTER-ENTITY_ and I try to have a conversation but can't because we are both stuffed up and sick
My sister is obsessed with the show naked and afraid
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ so original !! I'm not bitch , if I was I wouldn't be where I am today .
This \child " really thinks the dishwater turned on by itself smh .... Scaredy cats these days "
I have so much packing to do . So I decided to take a nap
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ It's exactly what we do ! Hahaha . It's not creeping ... it's called research . We're pro researchers . We find out everything .
Your fighting for a school that's never won a championship . To a school that has ?
Reminiscing on when I was little & amp ; told my dad I was gunna run away , but really went and hid in my toy box and he almost called the police
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ blonde girl probz
Tehanna has a 3 year old boyfriend _TWITTER-ENTITY_
Remember that time we beat CAM ? _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_
Why do I read all of _TWITTER-ENTITY_ tweets in my head with an British accent ???
\He didn't know he's about to get a shot ! He's gonna tear it up ! Woooo ! " _TWITTER-ENTITY_ "
My snapchat faces right now & gt ; & gt ; & gt ; I don't even care !..
Orange is such an ugly color too
I think it's impossible for me to go outside today without seeing _TWITTER-ENTITY_
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ can't wait to see you whaleyyyyy
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I'm gonna have like piss stains on my pants cause I'm never gonna leave my room cause of the multiplayer
I like you
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ reminds me of Docs .
A bird just flew into the window and Homer ran and hid he's such a good guard dog
777- you're my business buddy and you make me laugh so much and you're alway in a good mood and ily !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I can't believe you still remember
Got a good night text for the first time in like 2 weeks tonight
Days like this are days I wanna walk down the halls of the high school . Just because
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you're on a whole other level of obsessed
#1 you think women are there for your amusement and #2 you think we have a good president
I actually feel bad at how hard I hit _TWITTER-ENTITY_ with whip cream today
Don't have a hc date so favorite this tweet and I'll take you to homecoming #nojoke
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ poor you
I really wanna favorite that
Well that will be the last time I go downtown
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I'll take ya to the candy shopI'll let ya lick the lollipop
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahahahahahaha I'm excited to see you Kayla
Don't cha by the Pussycat dolls is _TWITTER-ENTITY_ ' s favorite song . Just so everyone knows . #homo #nicehaircut
Wait did you dump the 40 year old for someone your own age ? Or did he dump you and you realized how dumb you looked . #eitherwaycongratz
Defiantly not jealous
The marching band in family guy is playing electric avenue
The crown you'll never wear
Okay Jarrod _TWITTER-ENTITY_
That vine is so badd of me and nic
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ ow Rita we know you have a big butt , use it !! " "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ though .
Out of all the boys u could've dated , I chose you ?!
ill punch you this morning
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahaha i knew you had a thing for em .
Anything that Alicia even thinks about is going into a new tweet
Ptown thought I wouldn't make a 3 in my game and the first possession I hit one _TWITTER-ENTITY_
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ if you're talking about my last tweets those weren't about you ...
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ well tell Phil to get his fatter ass off the phone
Savvy was jamming out to JB today
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahah you obviously do not know me lmfao
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ fackkkkk I forgot to get a clutch
Crying because he texted Megan back but not me
if you know my dad , you know he needed a new car
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ okay !
\Be blonde because you look good " best thing I was told tonight "
Delete my twitter ? Ahahaha good one joe
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ it's all good my dude
How many times are you going to roll those sweatpants
I dunno why , but I really enjoy having text conversations LIKE THIS RIGHT HERE . Keeps me awake I guess .
I love watching the little videos/pictures of the kids my sister teaches #SoCute
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Uhhh ... If it kills you then I probably died like 100 blunts ago
Chris makes me laugh fucking too much
By far have the best coaches
Watching Jumping the broom with _TWITTER-ENTITY_ while our boys get sucked into GTA
We were gonna go to the gym but instead we are going to red robin in out gym clothes
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I know ...
Moose's house is seriously my second home . I've been here all week .
Rule #1 : Never drop your weenie
Mine and _TWITTER-ENTITY_ ' s conversation right now & gt ;
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ did I hit my head on that car or the curb feel this knot bro he got me good well uh you see about that
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ too bad it was the retake
In fifth grade , the twins got harassed by all of us fifth grade girls cause everyone just adore them _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_
Never thought the day would come where someone says they miss me hitting them up first
Hi my name is _TWITTER-ENTITY_ & amp ; idk what a combine is or what a chicken is . Oh & amp ; I haven't watched finding nemo .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ what did we do now
HAHAHAHA You get more pathetic each day . I'm tellin ' ya lol
\I don't dance ... I'm white . " "
All of you blonde people look the same to me
Face ass , ( In P Voice )
You're so desperate I love it
Being such a bitch lately to people and now I don't wanna stop
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hey loser you about bumped in to me hater
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ not at all
The fact that _TWITTER-ENTITY_ and I always snap chat food #fatties
It's funny cuz ik how PLL really ends and ur all crying over nothing
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ not even talking of _TWITTER-ENTITY_
My mom has anger problems
These bitches bitchin over text tones _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ ill go buy some boots right now .
This guys ears are huge ! Like dumbo fly away !
Hey _TWITTER-ENTITY_ still have that dolphin mating call down ?
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ I love it I don't feel so alone
All of the girls always overpack
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ yes like the time you sticky noted my car jk it was pretty funny how sucky of a job that was with like 10 sticky notes ?
Jake and Graham are using walkie talkies instead of their phones at work .. Such 5 year olds .
\I can't go out her the Koreans are it the hall way !! " _TWITTER-ENTITY_ "
Seriously had so much fun today with _TWITTER-ENTITY_
\If you were doing your middle splits you still wouldn't have a thigh gap " omggg I'm dying "
Those talks > & gt ; & gt ; lol
He got some funny ass tweets !
I havent read over my anatomy packet at all in about a week ... Tomorrow i have to name 88 bones in the body #ImGonnaFail #wsfweek
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ yes I just don't miss getting pulled over
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ but of course , playing in traffic is fun too . Hahaha
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ they're always random too .
only _TWITTER-ENTITY_ would say geometry helps her escape her problems
Wait that's even funnier
Dad just called himself easy going .
I'm screaming out fuck that
Having him believe us = Priceless !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I have a story for you tomorrow !
Congratulations ! Nobody cares !!
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ haha shut up but thanks for helping me
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ so cute
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Hahahah ! She was like it was so stupid !! And she prolly thinks I'm weird now !
No one even understands rn
You are literally so bipolar
This snapchat of Sarry
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I'm sorry yes
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Thanks girl !! lol that hat
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ lmao ! soo cute !!!!! ❤❤
Leave it to me to fall off the last day of class # Winning
Well tonight was interesting
He pulled up to the scene with his game missing ..
When my dad run around the house screaming that he hires morons
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ tomorrow .
But I'm fake !?
My mom just asked if there was a lesbian app
I'm cracking myself up trying on this hunting stuff at cabelas
Reeonias aunt & gt ; & gt ; & gt ; & gt ;
I was being weird as crap at target with Katelyn
Awk moment when I realize I'm breathing ULTRA hard .
Windshield wipers ?
lunch today > & gt ; & gt ;
Ooh boy . Just realized I left all of my makeup at my moms . Catch me lookin rough at school tomorrow
I'm over here dyin at all these tweets on my TL and the vmas ! This is probably thee most fun I've had all week ... sad , I know .
My dad today & gt ; & gt ;
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ no problem baby girl
Probably a comedy routine if you walk past my door right now
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ please don't die !
When u lose ur mom in target
Drinking all by myself . Boy I'm cool .
Blake griffin commercials > & gt ; & gt ;
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ omg Matt how did you know
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ same .
My brothers co workers were asking if I got the beads hanging in my rear view mirror from showing my boobs at bodacious lol inappropriate .
Brianna has a striper pole in her basement #Dying #SoFunny
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ we really were ! Why were we dancing ? and we said hi .. then bye
I just walked out of my room in tribal print leggings , a bra and green clay all over my face . My mom goes what the fuck are you doing ?
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ 11 more ..
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you are cracking me up .
When _TWITTER-ENTITY_ feel down the rocks at lake today
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ i cant have a tie with someone who thought that ... I just cant ! i will never be that stupid !
I'm probably the only person who can watch Jerry Springer with my dad and it not be awkward . #ctfu
Got a $100 wedding gift ... Not even engaged yet .
I just spit my drink laughing at ridiculousness ...
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ that's my girl
I just got shushed in the library for yawning .... I think some people really need to calm the fuck down for a minute
Gabby was having a photo shoot with me when I was passed out last night _TWITTER-ENTITY_
Have fun with my seconds girl .
Okay .. Now she's reading an Ellen book I can't omg I'm crying .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ oh I know
If I don't get asked to homecoming it's ok cause luke Bryan will be here
I love it when SBL kids take their anger out on me . Guess I'm a fat piece of shit with flippers ✌
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ got the same snap chat
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Aww well now we have the reason , I was lost , You're a fun drunk
Just about left my house without a bra , today's going to be rough ! Hahaha
“ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ : I'm never going to the dining hall again ... I hate you all” Someone's mad
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ wait what thank you tho
When that little boy feel down them steps at that game last night .
I just laughed for like 30 minutes at that video
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ what the hell is going on now ? #shittsalwaysgoinndown
What I got today & gt ;
Then again Amanda retweeted something from 258 days ago ..... Get a life .
My name in _TWITTER-ENTITY_ phone & gt ; & gt ; & gt ; & gt ;
I really am a funny person
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ deadd !!!
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ not my baby ! But why did he ask ya friend that
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahahhahaha I just saw this
My girls are picking up what I'mputting down
I taught Taylor lways classy , never trashy , but just a little bit nasty . " I don't think Jenny was amused I'm such a great role model . "
There's always a line outside the women's restroom #manperks
I'm honestly so conceited
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ where the shit do you find these pictures ?
Prolly because the past 7 months he's been tired of dealing with my wet curly hair when we go to sleep .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ HAHAHAHAHA I'm laughing so hard while reading your tweets and this one made me weak
This kid thinks he has game .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I know the dog ! It's okay , we can't win either way so you just gotta smile
I've been tweeting at work the whole time .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ yeah I heard voltage was dead ... But hopefully ill see you guys there !
You could say we had a successful Black Friday shopping trip .... We were forced to stop because we ran out of room in the explorer .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ text me
I just asked _TWITTER-ENTITY_ what his top 5 fav restaurants are and one of them was he garden of olives " "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you say that every time and make a better grade on every single test we have
\If your pet doesn't like the guy you're dating , then you need to realize what's up . Pets have your back " "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ i got it I didn't know I was suppose to hit you upp
I spend too much time on hot or not
Ran out of my pre workout today
Auto correct can turn a perfectly normal conversation into something sexual in 2 seconds
Let it go , down , down , down tonight
Dalton doesn't know how to play cards lmao
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ stop I really can't handle you right now
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahaha , we are kinda mean though ... I never thought about it !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ don't think you know him ... it's not z tho
ME HOY MENYOY
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ sorry I don't understand hoe
Ragen is having a mental breakdown and I'm over here like
\What comes around , is all around " -Ricky from trailer park boys "
my puppy is hilarious
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ whatchu got that sun emoji in there for ❄⛄☁
Boys have more drama than I do
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ lol sing the national anthem when we play than
So many bands #sorrynotsorry
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ omg it looks like she has her legs open and her hand is like in her vagina
#CaseyAnthony Popcorn an Chocolate milk ! #notascrazyasyouthink _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ thank you for making my day
That awkward moment when someone's ex is in their est friends " on snapchat .. Caught ya ! "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Good cuz it's ON
Everyone is having a conversation and I'm just like ahhhhhhhh
These kids at the table next to me just discovered the song Hate Being Sober by Chief Keef and are now complaining about the music of today
#LyricsThatNeedToBeShouted BOOTY ME DOWN
I cannot get over how real this weekend got .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I do every horrible thing I can then try 2 run away frm the cops , it feels so good wen the red flashing light on the map is gone
Noooooo .. _TWITTER-ENTITY_
I'm not even sure any of you girls like guys .. Because y'all all are always together & amp ; never with anyone else .
Lol _TWITTER-ENTITY_ the definition of the word riends " in Toledo "
We just got the trophy back and now it's pretty much broken
Wondering if _TWITTER-ENTITY_ really ordered the dollar store toothbrush & amp ; the Q-Tips last night
Funniest moment of my life _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ This is gunna piss me off now .. I remember tweeting that . Omg we were taking turns snoring on the couch !!
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ 3rd times a charm ?
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahaha wow I feel dumb but someone did that to a sophomore this year , like made a fake account with their pictures hahah
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ so true
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ it's locked you should see my photos it's mostly screen shots
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ too much for twitter
atta boy Malkin
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ WHEN SHE SAID IT I WAS LIKE
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ my door was closed but window was open so it was even hotter
\I can't wait to punch someone in the throat ! " -my mom #omgdying "
Seeing people getting pulled over and arrested in the rain never gets old
Mr. White just compared a geometry problem to Beyonce
This is awkward forgot to _TWITTER-ENTITY_ you .... _TWITTER-ENTITY_ lmao
That girl will learn real fast not to flip _TWITTER-ENTITY_ & amp ; I off .
were the announcers actually just saying how hot Aj mcarrons wife is ?
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ OMG WHEN WE GOT IN TROUBLE FOR SCREAMING \MY BAND " "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ well I wasn't going to say anything , but ...
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I didn't go to bed till 3 last night . I wasn't about to wake up at 5 for school
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ well Kyle , that's why they're called women ... Whole different species
It's sad when your teacher doesn't know what classroom we are in and we have been in the same one all semester hahahaha
BOObs Why did that make me laugh so much
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ did you just tweet yourself ...
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ lol , why would somebody even ask you that
Umpires were shit tonight me and Cody both got canned
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ we'll see
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ will do
Girls obsess so much .
Ocean Pride or Shoprite ? Hmmm #tough
I do not know how _TWITTER-ENTITY_ gets her work done . She is forever tweeting , texting me , and snapping beautiful selfies to me #bff
Rock hard brownies & gt ;
Just going to journeys to talk to Shaun > & gt ; & gt ;
May 21st is the best day ever . #JustSayin #JK just another year to become older
Lol , I love _TWITTER-ENTITY_ cover picture !
Golden Girls .
I KNOW I did NOT get a snapchat of Josh drinking bong water
77- who do you think you are ditching our lunch table ? Nice downgrade !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you dont remember ?
I k'd Jessica the other day
Lol at _TWITTER-ENTITY_ making me breakfast singing to hunter Hayes
Drama like this really makes me happy that I don't live in Pasadena . It's pointless really
Wonder if I still get subtweeted ? Oh well I don't care
I think I accidentally just made someone think I'm a lesbian and I don't know how to correct him now #mylife
Lmao we acted like he lost and arm and hit that 3 ! Lol clutch shoeless 3 tho
Boaz's tweet though #perfect
Shouldn't have skipped leg day silva
Can someone explain to me why Ray is taking a shut with the lights off in the bathroom ?!
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I'm gonna say chandler and I were making French fries using the fryer and I picked it up and the grease spilled . …
& amp ; bad sex that's a nono
boys that think they have a hot body , when in reality my 6 year old brother has bigger muscles than you
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ We get buckets bro
Imagine I was doing bio
The fact that _TWITTER-ENTITY_ s sisters didn't even notice she was lost makes me laugh
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ shut up and go make out w your boyfriend in the hall ways slut ok
#ratchet day lol
Someone plz tell me : if a girl dates a \guy " that was once a girl does that make you a lesbian or no me and _TWITTER-ENTITY_ are wondering "
\Do you have a boyfriend ? Do you want one ? " _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ Im used to it ! Hahaha .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you're a shit stain . Thanks fellow divine goddess
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ she even ate shit from dancing #itwashilar
even tho that's ceremony was freezing it was so nice
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahaha you sent me those !
I hate Kris Jenner I can't WAIT until Bruce takes half of EVERYTHING she's earned during their marriage , and she's not getting any of his $
Me : I just have a sudden burst of energy . Mumma : I just want a sudden burst of food .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ look who's talkin
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahaha !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you better be ready at 3:20
Clearly no one knows _TWITTER-ENTITY_
ugh I'm not even home and I have so much to do plus homework .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ sick bitchhh
Johnnie always goin off
Me and Demi is at butchers fork and we don't see _TWITTER-ENTITY_ ! What's the world coming to ? #hurrhurrhurr
i see alan talking to his little friend
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ stop it
there are no words right now
I love football fights
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ omggggg I'm dying right now
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ ughhh jealous ! Like thanksgiving ummmm wut . But yeah it sucks doesn't it
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ ugh I know #fact
“I haven't eaten peanut butter like this since I was like 10 . I stay killing jars” _TWITTER-ENTITY_
I hate my handwriting
You honestly confuse me so much
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ is it because you were callinf me swole princess ?
watching Lexi study for her vocab test is literally the funniest thing
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahah omg I'm dying
you're such a fucking skank it's actually hilarious
Leaving for Vegas first thing in the morning but the thing I'm most excited about is the gym at the hotel FINALLY .
My phone is still on 60% because I didn't even text anyone today
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I LOVE U
I completely forgot about my Instagram name till now .... Thanks _TWITTER-ENTITY_
It just hit me that my 25 year old sister crawled into my bed last night !
Morg and I r going to get in trouble for dressin up like the joker instead of zombies
My mom just called the GPS a hoe
I'm just dying over the fake ass people and situations #TwoFacedAsFuck
\It's been a while your huge and I'm not used to it " "
This guy is legit working out with a fanny pack on .
youngin right huuuuurrrr ! I wish I was older though so I could do what I wanna do .
I can't play against _TWITTER-ENTITY_ without laughing #shestoofunny
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I'm surprised xoxo
I'm sucha dick
On the phone with _TWITTER-ENTITY_ and we are DYING at my old myspace photos ... Funniest thing ever !!!
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ but it's so bad for my hair ! I'm a brunette and it's all a lie
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ that just made my night
When my boyfriends little sister asks me if she can smash the egg when it comes out
Just saw the commercial for _TWITTER-ENTITY_ tonight . And all I hve to say is ... Nice beard _TWITTER-ENTITY_
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Hahaha okay . We'll see about that !!
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ and you've only gone to real school for half a year
god I love all these tweets
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ if he does he's just gonna break it like he does all his phones
the awkwardness between Troy and Gabriella at New Years ..
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ lmao Kayla !! Sounds like you've known me ur whole life btw it's I'm like a bird
Celebrities walk on the red carpet because they're famous but me and my friends walk on toilet paper because we are the shit
I'm a bigger football fan than Derek
Carson's snapchats & gt ; & gt ;
Lol girl code kills me
Dawn budgie , that's a terrible fucking name #identitythief haha
Miley stop raping .
Stollings trying to spit game .
2nd day of school and I'm already eating breakfast and doing my makeup in the parking lot
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ but I think Kendall is gonna be my riding buddy again .
I come back in from putting Abby's new letter in the mailbox & amp ; my mom goes I found my daughter a pen pal she lives 15 mins away
I already know and you look stupid as fuck for lying
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ if I don't get to drunk
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ haha ! \he won't even know what we're talking about ! " #loveyoutoo ✨ "
drunk traffic = a good time
Nicest day of the year and we have off #typical
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ well you are do not care
Lol it's kind of scary to think that my dad once shoppe for himself
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ LOL .... Oh yeah she was sick ....
“ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ : My life is a constant cycle of waiting until the weekend and then not doing anything when it comes . ”
going thru my stepdads pictures on his phone and see girls from Twin Peaks on there #whatislife
Me and _TWITTER-ENTITY_ have the kind of relationship that no matter how ugly the snap we never screen shot bc we both know it'll end badly
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahahahaha got me dying over here
\Dip I dip you dip " as Cady eats chips and queso dip _TWITTER-ENTITY_ "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ anddddd of course she didn't tell me that she hates me
haven't had a fun night like this in a while #muchneeded
the guy dancing in sams corner rn . & gt ;
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ glad I don't really remember that . I was white girl wasted before we even left my house . Glad _TWITTER-ENTITY_ got me home safe .
If you seriously believe that , you're dumber than I thought
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ True . I think both would be pretty awesome !! lol
The ladies on the deal dash commercial
One of my professors caught me #plottin #toofunny
Am I the only one seriously dieing because snooki is so funny
Kent Taylor looks just like Thad Castle
Every time Im on the phone with Tay I just laugh so hard .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ just wanted to tell you that the picture that I got today with you in it made my day
Embarrassing _TWITTER-ENTITY_ In front of her boyfriend #toofunny #loveya
Last night _TWITTER-ENTITY_ and I decided she was Khloe kardashian #dementia #memoryloss
My sisters responses
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ dying ....
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ I never said I was obese y'all! I'm just saying that I post a lot of food hahaha
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Yeah , where have you been dummy ?
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you were tryna give me advice on GUYS , like you'd know
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you win I'm done
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ my nails are always soft af & amp ; break off when I take off my fake nails , so if yours are like that then I'd get a fill-in
My favorite hobby is being a bitch to Taylor
Ice cream ice cream I scream for ice cream
This boy told my sister to suck his dick and she said , I quote , \I tend to choke on small things so no " OMG "
You sound like such a tool in that tweet
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ oh my gosh okay , maybe me and morgs will ride our bikes to your house
I love how _TWITTER-ENTITY_ uses ebuh " to everyone . It's hilarious because they just don't understand "
Lol okay good night now twitter ! ✌
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ the last 3 guys I have been dating/talking to are from Catlin
I work in 10 hours lolz
Girl Code talking about dealing with a creepy co-worker
Kevin is about to be wear jimmys old Kermit the frog costume tonight
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ ummm . . . . Well it's hot outside . It's cool in the shade .
Lol , he the geek ... & amp ; I don't even know him
they need a hospital ... In GLICELAND
A lot of friendships begin because of mutual hatred towards someone else .
I like Amy's friends , they're funny
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ .... told you to pay your tickets
Loloolol I wish I was as cool as you #bitchassness
My brother just asked me if I'm wearing underwear .. I answer yes and he says \you're weird " #wtf "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ GOOD THINKING .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ exactly but this kids stupid he didn't even reply when I called him out
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ there's 3
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ I just realized mom went to work out and dad and Lynn are there workin out lmao I bet that shits real awkward
The universe has destined me to date guys allergic to dogs , so it's obvi that when I date a guy who isn't , he's the one
that snap chat _TWITTER-ENTITY_ just sent Kelly doeeee
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I know why you mad Katie , I know why ya mad
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ I love this
OMG HE TOLD ME HE COULD DRIVE AND HE LIEDDDDD . If you lie about driving , you'll like about anything . smhhh
I used to wish the same thing on 11:11 all the time ... now I just don't want it anymore
I like how most girls are like \oh I love good morning texts " and I get one from a cute guy and I ignore it .. "
#TalkLikeYourBestfriend I like your pink pants !! _TWITTER-ENTITY_
The fact that my aunt is texting _TWITTER-ENTITY_ about chickens just kills me . #toofunny
My dream girl can't be real or isn't in the triangle or in just don't get out much
Someone come turn the light off for me .
Omg I love will ❤️
I can't .
Wish me luck today #PSAT
My day is officially made ! _TWITTER-ENTITY_
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ ya a ton of Seniors were in football last year I feel ya for that
Joseph's fishing poles are taking up too much space in this closet . He's gonna have to make a place for them in the shed . Sorry babe
Alyssa is an offspring of Fergie and Jesus ❤
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ danggggg look at you
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you know it
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ lolol dyinggg . Loving this rant
I love that _TWITTER-ENTITY_ and I hardly ever text . when we aren't hanging out , we communicate through snapchat #bestfriends
My parents are bombed
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ if I don't finish it tonight , yes please
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you can't even say the sentence right
So about that play ! Hahaha
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ OMg I love him !!
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ SAAAME it's so bad
\Some times I laugh to keep from crying . " _TWITTER-ENTITY_ "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ THEN DO IT
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ ctfuuuu but on a real note wanna go see the believe movie with me ?!!!
Kaley knows me too well
I'm at the DMV and the lady sitting next to me has a voice like she has been inhaling helium all her life
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ make me
Me and Jer are clownin to early
I just laughed myself sick
Hurley is killing me !
It's pretty hilarious how much people have or haven't changed since high school .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ you two got me weak ! Darrah does that mean you're going to name your kid trix ? Or lucky charms ?
Can't stop laughing about that black guy that just hit on Jenice
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Purrs like a kitty .
Our snapchats & gt ; & gt ; _TWITTER-ENTITY_
Lol I really need to relax
Don't even remember falling asleep ... Sorry not sorry Dakmak
Ok or I hope that you're just as miserable as me #wecantallbeperfect
My dad just yelled GO BRAXTON OH YOU FELL DOWN STUPIDASS .
So I've been thinking I want to be a lamb again for Halloween just like in middle school #cottonballs #farmanimals
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you are freaking hysterical right now !!
Spencer and I's conversation & gt ;
Funny that you guys ride a freshman
I'm 18 and I still try to hide things from her .. What am I doing
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ this is real shit ... I wish I had photo proof right now
Alright well tonight was strange & amp ; the thirsty whale was at capacity .
Now I can talk shit about Sam and he can't reply back
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ why do you think I was put on this planet ?
\I'm Katie Hielman ! I don't have any things ! " "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Tyler's a little feisty today
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I just laughed so hard I fell off my dinosaur
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ 18 wheeler took out a street light & amp ; it hit my bus , it was like me driving I'm Gta
That text Kara just sent me
The uglier the snap chat , closer the friendship is
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ did you ever try it
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ just puked but
It's always the right person at the completely wrong time
Finally taking my Christmas tree down
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you guys must have been great
Anyone wanna group message with me and Swinnie ? #lame
I make myself laugh a lot .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ she's just looking out for you
She said Southington
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ holy hell
Im a good child
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I just lol'd .. I love your mom
This fool just said she's contagiable ... Like what ?!
My last retweet . I'm dying .
\I'm tired of this country ass fucked up town " "
Successfully stayed awake all night with my team and now I'm dying
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Ben showed me what Siri calls him . Nice nickname joe love it
Who's asking me all these things on ask ?
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ that's what I like to hear
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ You should make a twerk video . Just saying
What is going onnnnnnnn
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ lmao .
I got made fun of for wearing sweats to the awards assembly ..
I used to feel like Jimmy Page on Guitar Hero
Anya's officially drunk
Got my boyfriend the best Christmas present ever . Oh wait
It's cause I've missed 8 days
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ lmao omg that's weird
Have you ever looked at a picture of yourself and the longer you stare the uglier you get ....?
Jenns cracking me up
S/o to _TWITTER-ENTITY_ biggest force on girls
Tht guy threw the ball off the back board
Lol at the fact my grandmas neighbor just asked me about my love life
It honestly has to be the funniest Janoskians video ever #tmlt
People at parades ... Shut up
My parents are shottter than I am
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ actually i already did that him and cold jumped !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ who was that kid in the top one .?
She can't even sit still in her seat
The irony that _TWITTER-ENTITY_ just favorited that tweet . _TWITTER-ENTITY_ and I are dying .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ It's not an investment , my house is , but my car is ride or die !! Fuck , I'm exhausted
Bruce Jenner wants to be a women
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ it's better than dancing I'm serenading
I think Kiyah looks better with an eye patch
Sheldon in a football uniform
Just witnessed a car get smashed in the middle of the road hahahhaha _TWITTER-ENTITY_ fuck it not my car
Lily won't stop smiling like a fool
Ill take the hamburger helper for 500 alex .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ me too but the other one just looked at me
Obviously I would be holding a cup of water and pour it all over myself #onlyme
When it comes new years ill get high if i want to
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you haven't yet ...
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ it cracks me up so much
I love Identity Thief
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ Ashleigh bleach it first if you go blonde or it'll turn Chris's orange color
At midnight tomorrow I will be standing alone in a corner cause I don't want some random dude on me
The newspaper is retarded
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ typical .
He was a receiver and he was in my zone . Anyone who comes into my zone gets laid out . That's what I do ... I lay people outttt !!!!
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ last text message #hilarious
My sister ... \Awww I just love grandmas squishy neck . " Lol "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ yeah , I know !
When people take the time out of their busy lives just to bother you & gt ; & gt ; #howsweet
Omg , my neighbors are seriously using an extension cord to ply jump rope . #thestrugglecontinues
I always think about going back to day school but then all you poor people make me reconsider every time
Nicole's mom just threw Allie in the pool
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I seriously never get any
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ made my night with the face paint
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ okay , welllll , you can have my booty if I can have yours , kay ? I don't share .
\I need my carnitas now lady " "
“ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ : _TWITTER-ENTITY_ I'll get the weed you get the drinks . And we do there better be cake” its a done deal
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I love it . I'm more excited just to be there
happy titty tuesday S/O to _TWITTER-ENTITY_ LOL
Are you that stupid to think I wouldn't find out ?!
The Heat has got to be one of the funniest movies I have ever seen ! #CantStopLaughing
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ OH MY GOD
My professor just said erection instead of election .
Welp , looks like I'll be a bridesmaid for the most unorganized wedding ever
Cracking myself up tonightttt .
Biggest loser award goes to me
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ lol yes omg yes sooo true
I think it's so funny when guys act like they get so many girls when in reality they don't get any
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ YES .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahahah my mom was sooo mad
Boys . we LOVE them
Everyone hats on Skylar its so funny yet so sad
Nasreins the first person i seen in Dearborn ❤
According to someone just cause I tweet a lot I have no life
When _TWITTER-ENTITY_ thinks Europe was responsible for Pearl Harbor #idiot
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Sorry .
he said he'd eat my ass ... I don't know if I should feel creeped out or flattered
My brother is throwing a fit because he can't stay out side and watch the rain . What ?!
Hahaha everyone watch the animal planet right now I'm dying #wakaflocka
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ i crack myself up look up bean bags on google & amp ; that popped up
\At first I didn't know it was your diary , I thought it was a very sad handwritten book . " #mylife #bridesmaids "
Listening to _TWITTER-ENTITY_ and his mom yell at each other over the phone & gt ; & gt ;
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ OBVIOUSLY IT DOES
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ literally just lol-ed ! Ahahhahaha #sorry
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ oh yea i saw the text
i just got prank called and a guy told me i ordered 20 pizzas with 2 cokes and 2 sprites and i had to pay
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ put that picture on
#GCMemories room 7442-3 being held captive on senior trip by the one and only Anne heim
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I'm never rubbing them again .... But I wuuvvvvvv you !
Hahaha oh my .
My dad gets so goofy on car rides
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahahahah thanks bbg
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ yeah I'll drive there knock you out then run your pockets for gas money
aandddd tommy boy is now on !
Haha no I don't . Trust me
I've only went to class once looking decent oh well
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I'm sorry
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ technically you would be in it
you went to warren but we never talked youre pretty and we should hang out sometime (;
I get forgotten about a lot
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ theres a snitch here , just not that snitch
Just realized that I still have my sunglasses on
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ my plan exactly
WOW I LOVE SEEING JOYE IT PUTS ME IN A GREAT MOOD REUNITED AND IT FEELS SO GOOD #turndownforwhat
the people playing with the spoons over there , YOU ARE TOO EFFING LOUD .
So it begins ... Happy Hunting ! May the odds be ever in your favor ! #governmentshutdown
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ GOOD JOKE
Im gonna use a lot of emojis while I text you cause you get so mad and you can't even see this tweet so alota things suck for you
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ my scar is gross too & amp ; on my face lol sucks to be me
Me and this old lady are having a stare down right now .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ OMG ... Hahahaha
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ ✌️⚠️⛽️⬅️7⃣2⃣0⃣ good ??
I won ! ☝️
Remember that when you're pregnant #slut
That's cool don't answer me but continue to tweet !!
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ lol I know right ?? I was so mad . how do you mix up Karley and Kathy ??
Oh .. You did a selfie Sunday , but didn't take it on Sunday .
Who lives in Wilmington and wants to be my first friend here ?
I just got asked to be in the Adrian golf tournament #hahahaha I don't think that's a very good idea .
I'm pretty sure Thanksgiving is the only day of the year where a girl will eat , gain weight , and then not even care .. #noregrets
Troy Malone got kicked out of college because he got caught streaking
\Hey grandma do you have any vitamins ? Vitamins who takes vitamins ? " literally dying at _TWITTER-ENTITY_ grandma right now "
Gotta love waking up to ten snapchats from Kyle
lol josh doesn't like that I'm rapping
I'm not going to be able to sleep at all tonight
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ ohhhh lol ! Still a funny name tho !
Hahah this bitch #copswednesday
Like Isaac literally offered to edit my braces right out of my senior pictures if I wanted to get them done earlier but I just waited
I speak in English
I look so stupid for tacky tourist day
2000th tweet goes out to _TWITTER-ENTITY_ because I know she loves it when I tweet so much
You are a drama queen dude .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ those summer classes
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ coming from the man from Franklin himself
How do girls stay with a guy once they know he's cheated on them ... like you look like a moron haha congrats for you
Omg .. She just asked me .. So is that the guy who broke your virginity .. I can't breathe from laughing
Like Tennessee has no room to talk about/have an attitude about anything
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ the true face of a crotch watcher .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ and _TWITTER-ENTITY_ on _TWITTER-ENTITY_ just made my night . Omg .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ i forgot to change it
\As engineers , sometimes you will have to talk with non-engineers " - computer science professor . Uhm , what ?!? Sounds scary "
“ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ : Being single and horny would have to be the worst combination of feelings ever . ”
I just made my self laugh
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I quoted it from someone else .
Mat your moms freaking out overr here , you might wanna call her _TWITTER-ENTITY_
Never laughed so hard in my life
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ Jen , you work at Taco Bell . call off
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ It's easier than you think , I do it all the time .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ and then when you almost hit that dog Mr. Morris was like \oh oh . There's a dog there . " "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ lmfao . Your phone has a mind of it's own with that autocorrect .
Riff raff DOLCE AND GABBANA ⭐️plz everyone
Go back to freakin Asia or wherever you're from _TWITTER-ENTITY_
Hahahah never thought this day would happen , kickinn it with _TWITTER-ENTITY_ & amp ; _TWITTER-ENTITY_
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ it's because his name is really Tristan . That's how he gets away with it all #darrel #secretidentity
The shit Kelsee says when she's on drugs
his is a dog toy but I use it as my own toy " -my 5 year old cousin "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I'd beat your ass
I believe _TWITTER-ENTITY_ owes me food
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ haha the other night jared said \whose car are we in , yours or mine ? " When he was half asleep he thought we were in a car "
all boys are jerkssay no to boys haha
Well I ran out of gas and then my phone died . what the actual fuck . #greatfuckingday today .
everyone loves my mom . I think my friends like her more than they like me lmao
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ oh how unexpected ?! Why thank you Katrina just saying what comes to mind
In a relationship or fuck buddies ? I'm confused
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ it's sad that you don't get to see me right ☺
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ not suitable for ages 18 and younger ! Hahahaha
Call me maybe is stuck in my head because of Ryan
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ it cracks me up thinking about it seriously we were so bad back then haha
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ we're going to watch hot ass guys ! Jealous ?!
My dad just made a joke about my step dad being my dad , so I flipped him off .
I will seriously still be twerkiń when I'm like 80 years old
I feel ashamed for eating so much after making weight
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ is talking in his sleep right now
I either dress super girly and pretty or I dress like a 40 year old man that hasn't gotten out of bed in 2 months _TWITTER-ENTITY_
People running th are complete jokes
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ just remembered that . I'm so funny !!
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ thank you have a nice day
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahahah sure , I will
I put clothes on just to laugh at how fugly they look on me .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ ik but this was a really random tweet
i almost got in trouble for saying i was gonna kill myself in class again .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ love you too !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ course course ! I live for your tweets hahaah #favoritetweeteraward
Listening to Aldi and her boyfriend go at it
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ tbh idek what it's about
Yes me and lace are eating dinner at almost 1am lmao
I ask my friends to go somewhere but still make them give me gas $$
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I know the feeling sounds like _TWITTER-ENTITY_
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahah ugh they frustrate me
Remember girls be a whore !!!... Thanks for the advice mom ...
Katie's gonna love what I just sent her
Just watched this vine of this girl _TWITTER-ENTITY_ girling over _TWITTER-ENTITY_ pure comedy ..... Cute but comedy
I'm an independent black lady that don't need no man .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ idk
Incase anyone forgot , _TWITTER-ENTITY_ and I are going to see _TWITTER-ENTITY_ in a few months .
Mine and _TWITTER-ENTITY_ life's are just to much alike ...
Never met someone who's such a slut yet doesn't do anything with a guy
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ ABSOLUTELY NOTHING YOURE AWESOME
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ that works !
Thor is just making me so thorny JK !...
Someone come take my contacts out for me
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ omg ....
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ good one . Hahaha
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ do they believe it ?
My self on snapchat stories right now , watching in class #priceless _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ every dang day .
Why are you such a hoe ? It's upsetting . #LOL
Yeah , she wants this DEEEK . _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_
zack and Austin are just to cutewith those great pick up lines
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ woahhhhh where'd you come from
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ lol yeah I'm sure you'll be there for more than like 30 minutes !
Nice travel bro .. #LolAtBlue
When my mom screams at a group of guys on Baltimore street who have their pants below their ass .
David's family kills me
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Baha whoops ! They all the same to me
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahahahaha that would be SOOOO confusing
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ omg zach i miss you text me
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ then I swear I love u
my Tuesday was fun as fuck , was yours ?!
Cc- hanging out with you and everyone the other night was so fun ? Deff hanging out again soon and playing some real ceelo
Jon's last tweet is absolutely pure gold
The game is tied 15 to 15 with 4 minutes left in the game
Few people have emojis by their name in my phone , but piss me off and those emojis will be deleted .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I pulled a Mandzie today ...
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ omgsh britt I seriously just busted out laughing !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ I had to make Bethany stare at it for an hour before she got it
I'm gonna put him in a box and ship him to Zimbabwe .. _TWITTER-ENTITY_
Best memory of the night goes to _TWITTER-ENTITY_ ! He got a new pair of testicles in elementary !
“ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ : _TWITTER-ENTITY_ I don't even know what I'm saying anymore , it's just one big run on sentence . I'm delirious”
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ always calls me a kid and I'm older than him
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ seriously like the person who sent that must be lame af ' if the only insult they can think of is my hair .
My mom said that when Colin's sleeping she's gonna put a rat trap on his nut sack
I remember saying I was gonna make 700 Jell-O shots ...
Brooke's little brother is twerking
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ haha bring em !!
this is the end and heat are probably the funniest movies I've seen recently
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ it's not even activated
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH I knew you were going to post a tweet I just knew it
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ well you shouldn't have out honey
Getting yelled at for banging on the door ... Yupppp !!
I'll have won ton without the wonton _TWITTER-ENTITY_
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ tanks is a 2 beer queer
Lmfao just kidding
Rainy day Schedule can't go to work right ?
Just reached a new low/weird . #ShobonierProbs
My dad just texted me and said \I love you " he usually says " I luv u " awe so precious "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ is just so adorably cute
GIRLS NIGHT AT THE COUNTRY HOUSE !!!!
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ HAHAHAH the dream one !? u actually am too hahah
Hoe ... No but ok
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ at first when you told me that I was like what no then se growled at you ... dude dead
I'm going to punch you in the mouth . With my own mouth . Softly . Because I like you .
DONE WITH MY CAPSTONE #HAPPYGIRL #TEARSOFJOY
Just don't do that ✋
\How much apple juice do you have left ? " "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ shocker right ?!
annoying my mom in stores is what I do best
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ i know your not talking
There's so much you don't know and it's SO funny
Hahahahaha , fuck off
Ya I ate that ole off the floor with NO HANDS !!!!
Grampa just asked another old lady w/a walker if she wanted to race him into the sanctuary . Yup he's awfully ornery this morning
Joey just went off
“ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ : So you were stalking Megan on your boyfriends profile . Or was it him just stalking our conversation ? Hmmm . ”
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ lmao .. You know go I meant by that tweet ✌
Most people blow some trees and get schwasted on the weekends .. I just blow up twitter and workout .. In khakis .
Funniest costumer we've ever had
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ you guys are the best
Oh shit I thought my grandma was drunk and she hasn't even had a drink tonight
“ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ : Lol I sent EVERYONE that vine even some enemies just so they could waste their time opening it” I hate you for that
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ girl code said it not me
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ aren't they all
Why does my mom snap chat ...
Mr. Nobblitt just ran into his desk ...
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ that's how I bought my winch
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ revines the funniest things ever
have fun with my sloppy seconds bitch
I think that's because of Trevin but either way
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ deep in the ground that is
\I told you boys to get that track laid ! Not to jump around like a bunch of Kansas City faggots ! " _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ please "
I've had Starbucks like 3 times the past 2 days
Boyfriend would crap his pants if he knew I was listening to Bullet For My Valentine ..
Drew is hash tagging via text .. What's going on _TWITTER-ENTITY_
We're giving away dodge cars for free ! #Anchorman2
I need a Russia sleepin pill _TWITTER-ENTITY_
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ that's so wrong ... but so funny haha
“ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ : Trust me , as you get to know me , I just get weirder . ” This is _TWITTER-ENTITY_
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I think another year of freshman English will serve you well
The things that Casey Smith comes up with
why can't we be riends " instead of you not liking me ? #suchababy "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahahaha me either
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I hate wearing pants to ! Dear lord what's wrong with us
\QUIT trying to fuck me Sosa . I'm NOT into it . ""
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ don't post anything about catching fire !!!
I swear driving school is so fucking funny
my hair lady said that she's the weave queen and she'll make my hair \ unbeweavable " instead of unbelievable "
#NDSU TAKE #BAMA any day !!!! LMAO
Selena screaming at random people to get in the car
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ haha it soo funny/annoying when guys actually go along with it #youlookdumb #werelaughingatyou
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ mom just said no !
Only hoes LIKE giving head . #dead
Tony Romo , Ben Roethlisberger , and Eli Manning walk into a bar ..... to WATCH THE PLAYOFFS ! Hahahaha
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ k big dog .. Hahahaha
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ it describes my everyday mood
Making my parents watch pitch perfect
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ I know
Well folks are jacking off .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ oh lord that's a lot of dogs
People who feel the need to get the most complicated thin at Starbucks
Can't help but laugh ! Wtf are you thinking ? Bahaha
What a perfect week for Chapter 16 . Congrats to Jess for winning 3rd runner up for miss dance and Michael for being mister dance .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ there will be tons of black guys for you to choose from
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ that's the funniest thing I've heard all day !!!
\ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ : R . Kelly should of hit them with that one to lastnight lol " & lt ; & lt ; son you see his outfit tho ?! "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Omg your hashtags #Dying #ICantEven
Anyone know when homecoming is .. _TWITTER-ENTITY_
Where's _TWITTER-ENTITY_ when I'm watching the longest yard #whyarewetalkingaboutyournipples
I can't talk bad about people's bachelor tweets because I def gave a play by play of the Grammys last night ...
Currently throwing snowballs off rooftops
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I wouldn't mind
Did he really just tweet that
My dad is like so excited about this trend
Richards faces . & gt ; & gt ; & gt ;
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ bahahah dying ! the drunk was just happen definitely ! Preferably more than once !
WHAT THE HELL !?!? Hahahahaha BRB I'm dying
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ GOOD ! that would be horrible
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ Iike like 10 mins away
Levi has me dying right now . OMG .
Turnt up time _TWITTER-ENTITY_
Year book pictures literally take 2 seconds to take
Just finished all of my summer reading .. Nothing like last minute !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ mission accomplished
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ this explains me do much hahaha
If a Bama fan ever asks me to do anything I'll kindly reply \just give me one second " "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ I love you too much to ever hate you
\Shawn , it's just because you're a pot head . " "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Can't believe how many likes \I'm gay " got ... #nevergetsold "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ always laughs at the guys messages that they send me .. Why my life ..
lol at the fact that me and _TWITTER-ENTITY_ crammed for our verses and still got A+'s
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ this just made my night . Perfect reaction pic
Go ahead . Call me a bitch , you're going no where in life
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ and I are literally hiding in her room bc there are people downstairs and we don't wanna talk to them
The fact I came home late and got caught setting the clocks a couple hours back
Usually boys are like hey wanna play Xbox .. And my brothers like ... Hey wanna play ruzzle
999 : we've hung out a couple of times , and everyone knows about that night now .... but you're a great guy ! Hang again soon ?
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ bc I am !
S/O to _TWITTER-ENTITY_ for creeping on small children in Omegle ! #FuckingCreep
Is it bad that I already listening to Christmas music❤️
Prolly sent the most aweful snaps I've ever sent
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahahaha omfg
I literally LOL at every single one of _TWITTER-ENTITY_ ' s tweets
You fail at subtweets
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I'm crying this is perfect
OMG THE #SNL SKIT I JUST WATCHED ...
Enjoying this food while _TWITTER-ENTITY_ is downstairs working
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ just think of me eating soap . Love ya
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ rightttt !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahahah its a possibility ! I heard about your roommate
I text like 2 people on a regular basis
Haven't hung out with anyone over break except corrina
keep your thoughts to yourself
You can hear my m screaming throughout the house over this UNC game
Omg dying at this GM
Proud of tony
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you should've seen the vid I just watched of you _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ & amp ; Lina dancing #homevideos
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ never using baby oil again !
Those tweets are for _TWITTER-ENTITY_ because she didn't want to see tweets about it #suckstosuck
The ESPN anchors are flaming that game saying how horrible it is we can't get those 3 hours of our lives back lmfao
I have so many embarrassing pictures of Trace & amp ; Damien
S/O to hannah for live tweeting me in
Got an email from a marine officer asking if I'd enlist . Little does he know I stub my big toe and I wanna call 911 ... #bigpussy #wimp
I'm gonna make Julian take me to the aquarium
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ pretty much . But I feel 10x better once I'm done with icing , so I'm torn haha
And my cousin fell in our frozen pond
That message _TWITTER-ENTITY_ just sent me .
Long talks ..
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ welcome ! gotta go study
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ last night & gt ; & gt ; & gt ;
\If you marry my daughter then I can't date your daddy " "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ really ? No just too real for you mother fuckers . Look at y'all , then look at me . Lhh
Is it mean that the only person I really like at work is _TWITTER-ENTITY_ because she's the only normal one
\ Ms. Hayley I have to do one hula hoop before nap everyday for my workout " Can't say no to that hahaha "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I'm making it this weekend
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ lol nerdddd , I love you though
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ maybe on the other side of town though . I know Abena was talking about Boulder Highway one time ..
You should probably jump off a bridge now !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ we can this weekend ! For ur bday
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ our moms are going out tonight ..
It's almost too easy to fuck with you
As _TWITTER-ENTITY_ slams on her brakes nearly rear ending someone * both look at each other and hold hands * WHO ARE WE hahah
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ when you're in a bad mood just think of big sexy & amp ; sleeping beauty
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ shut up
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ ohhhh . That's was cause of a tornado . Dumbass !
Painting Kyle's whole body
If this dude I only knew !!
I made Austin's life sound so much better then what he told me
I've never been so weak in my life . Olivia and Cierra are running around their room killing bugs with Febreze and flip flops
A bird just hit our windshield !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ just dropped her phone on her face .....
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you're funny .
I have to wake up so early tomorrow to get ready and pack but instead I'm watching all of _TWITTER-ENTITY_ videos , oh my he's so lovely
It's a good thing I still have my concussion waiver because I didn't do anything this break
It's been a long night
How about you stop focussing on ripped jersey , and pay attention to the game you're losing ? #RollTide
Me and Nicole are talking killing girls out here
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ haha love you girl !!
I go into the living room & amp ; see a full pie of pizza ... Did you really expect me not to eat #FatAss
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you find those like that
I swear my mom is the only person who goes and buys the mini wine bottles so she can sneak them in the movies
how does payback feel ?
New favorite movie is def Ted
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ what did they say
\Pleaseee I pee out of the top hole " _TWITTER-ENTITY_ "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I just died
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ #mademynight #hedidnttellme
“ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ : Everyone has a moment when they want to scream back at their coach . ” _TWITTER-ENTITY_
“ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ : _TWITTER-ENTITY_ I will never go in public with you of you do that ✋” lol yes you will
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ oh you're cool ✋
abandoned in the family dentistry
When me and _TWITTER-ENTITY_ send nudes & lt ;3
You guys ..... I got an A in Spanish ALL IS RIGHT IN THE WORLD
Since my boss won't let us off for Halloween I went and bought some vampire teeth and I WILL wear them to work that night
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ damn lol I thought it said roof
Sometimes I wonder what life would be like if I had friends .. and then I laugh hysterically cuz it's such a joke ..
“ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ : LOL AT YOU BECAUSE MOM ALREADY TOLD ME SHE WOULD TAKE ME SHOPPING IN CHARLESTON SO HOP OFF IT . ”haha too bad she's not now .
\Idc about your face , as long as you're not fat you're getting my dick " -my boss "
I swear me and Chelsea always have the most fun on the most random nights
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ WOOOW . I'm scared to even yawn in that class ! Lmao she might throw a pack of index cards at me !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ right now > & gt ; & gt ; #thempickuplines
I manage to accidentally snapchat Alana a little too often .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ the funny thing is I know him & amp ; I know who probably did that
Omg she's old !
Αt Braums ... \I want like hers except I want the white ice cream ... what's that called ? " - _TWITTER-ENTITY_ umm ... Vanilla ? #missedher "
Whole lotta lotta hostility cool off
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ have mercy young grasshopper .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ It's for my lonely nights .
Last Easter during the egg hunt my cousin got the egg i wanted so like i played him in basketball for it and won .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you wish it was about it
I feel bad for him !
Yayyyy almost to 2500 tweets . Hahaha
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ people flip over the dumbest stuff
I mean if your gonna subtweet at mez at least tag me . Lmfaoo
14 more lines until I reach my 8 pages
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahahh Cassie
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I ship you and him
I'm seriously dying laughing , oh my god .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ please don't steal her away from me .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ that would be insane
When I can't sleep at night I just watch other people's vines and it makes me laugh alot hahaha
Girl code is always in point
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ yes . it really is .
Someone handle my light work
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Justin stopp
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ HAHAHAHA I'm dead I was expecting to see like pepper spray or some shit
I'll be salty if I get snowed in at work
I can't believe that
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you can borrow my dress , but I wouldn't be caught dead with you
I'm either not going to want to run after this , or be a psycho while I'm running
Even Collin could find a girlfriend , there's faith for all of you guys .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ lmao or the time we went to the rock quarry and Sam was laying under briens truck cause It was pouring rain
Don't know what I would do without _TWITTER-ENTITY_ #MyNigga
The Heisman winner this year Is a Joke .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ sitting at home like a thug .
House to me and Leah tomorrow through Monday , yeah were about to starve not the best cooks
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ what ? the fact that I can fuck you better ?
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ yes hahaha it was watching you from the car
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I'm literally dying at them
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I'm pretty sure you are the only one I could have a conversation like that with
omfg i just laughed so hard at my last revine
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ and you'd have to hold the wire , and in the position you'd hold the wire , you wouldn't be able to see the T.V.
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ yeah ... But uh .. We suck though
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ haha you missed a letter
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ haha might as well . Gus texted me today and asked and he's like shittt ! I'll be up all night and asked if I want adderall .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ keep stretching
My dads heated
God I'm so horrible
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Tell me about it ! I had to write a Cause and Effect paper this weekend .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ it just kinda happens lol #wordvomit
If I texted you at like 4 in the morning , I'm sorry . I think I went crazy from lack of sleep .
that's not gonna get you anywhere
Jack ass movies
I can't believe I actually expected you to keep plans lol
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I mean you do be putting pics of your car on social networks lol .. You're a Easy Target
I cannot take this _TWITTER-ENTITY_
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ world history is to easy
#MysteryTweet you are super pretty , you bake some radical pretzels and I love your crazy brother
I could seriously look up bridesmaids memes and laugh all night
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ I knew you'd say that ❤❤
I just missed the entrance to Taco Bell because I was looking at a truck . _TWITTER-ENTITY_
Seriously can always count on a good laugh with _TWITTER-ENTITY_ we are the weirdest people I know
My 7 year old brother just told me he shaves his legs . And he does .
I look absolutely gorgeous with no make up on .
Lolz I'm so glad we aren't friends anymore✌️
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ literally Lol'ing at this right now haha
Hope everyone puts Temple in their Sweet 16 again . Just so I win on those points you lose
You can tell you have an 8am final when you walk in class and everyone looks like death !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ ain't gotta choice , she do it cause she have too
Finally left my bathroom
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ yes I'm quite blunt I also quite frankly don't give a shit about what anyone thinks about me or what I say .
Yolo right ?
50 out of 80 cards down
Here's some water tho
Rosewood trap house
Totes Mister . My sister says \hi my little Italian sausage mixed with some Spanish sausage . " HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAAHAHA . "
walk into the club like what up I can't see my socks
Did Maddie seriously just call someone a douchenugger
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ story of my life .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ dude for real ! I tripped on my dog just trying to get into my moms room and I'm really scared to get out of bed hahah
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ legit couldn't agree more
Got a kid with ILS I'm front of me #badass
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ has gotta have one was the freshest avis
Laying on my floor eating pop rocks listening to throwbacks waiting for _TWITTER-ENTITY_ to get hereeeee
72 , you're a hilarious dude . Stay trippy bro
I'm thinking pizza for lunch tomorrow !
Tara is the greatest .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I tried getting a video ... Didn't work so well .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ oh ill bake u a cake alright
People are so disrespectful , ya'll have no respect . & amp ; if you feel like this is about what you did tonight than you are right .
wonder if rue ever gets tired of me complaining to him .
Betting on the hooters pageant .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ yeah & amp ; when I took those pics with Vince with no pants but holding the gun
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ your on a roll tonight !
My relatives from Zimbabwe are racist against black people
Ahhhh return of the vibrating fork on world news !
WAWA beat the johnnies sucks to suck DICK
Tony's profile pic is soo damn ugly tho
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I was a little confused at first !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Go to hell . #ass
Cats creeping me out
I just kicked it a little old school and snuck in the back door of my house so my dog wouldn't bark
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ nothing like rivalries still love you guys , football works everyone up
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ that'd be embarrassing
Lazerbeam , Spike , Lexilicious , Robinhood . _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_
Last night events where crazy ! #onlyinFC
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ haha it's all good
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ ohmygod I love it ❤️
I literally cannot stop laughing rn
If charging my phone once every couple of days doesn't prove how single I am then I don't know what will .
Sad to say but I need a history tutor , or a tutor that can make me memorize things
your picture _TWITTER-ENTITY_
I wonder how many people Britne Griner has had to show her Vagina to , to prove she's a girl
out of all the time me Andrew , Nathan , Joe , Shane , and Ashley hang out I have like no good pictures with them ..
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ omgosh .
The Joker is the only person that could laugh while getting his ass beat lol
Always rollin with that gas light on crossin my fingers
The fact that I just bought an inflatable suit
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ everyone plays like shit in Chicago ( not just hockey teams ) It's pretty much the only place no one wants to play
The fact that _TWITTER-ENTITY_ and I are snapchatting baby pictures of ourselves to each other
My goal as of right now is to someday be someone's WCW !!!! Who am I kidding , that shit will never happen !!! LMFAO !!
You my friend are a swaggot
Lol _TWITTER-ENTITY_ all of you who just tweeted 20 mins ago that you were done watching the game and you \give up " .. you're a real fan ! "
Lol _TWITTER-ENTITY_ whoever moved _TWITTER-ENTITY_ truck !!!
I need him to go ahead and text this bitch I don't need to see his love notes to her
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ ik ik lol isn't it I laughed so hard when they stripped on the soccer field
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I just noticed that hahaha
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you miss a lot when you go to school .
I feel so bad for _TWITTER-ENTITY_ I ALWAYS ruin her diet with my bad eating habits just wait for college #sorrynotsorry
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ feeling nostalgic right now
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I legit can't stop laughing !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ nope he's awake
I need to pack for Lauren's still
Oh yeah Bret mussburger had to great of an opinion for K . webb ..... you waaaay older she's waaaaaay younger ... like be ya grandchild younger
Let me stop laughing & amp ; steering at this guy I feel like he is about to me #thismustache
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ you must've ran your mouth Jeron .
my grandmas telling her mcdonalds stories
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ idk why but I'm dying rn
I almost peed myself _TWITTER-ENTITY_
Lexi just got winked at by a 40 year old man _TWITTER-ENTITY_
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ sorry , I just enjoy giving people the shit they deserve
There's only one person I love more than _TWITTER-ENTITY_ , and that's her mom , so ....
Someone's still a little oblivious
Obviously he don't love you
OMG YOUR BABIES WOULD BE HIDEOUS
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ Nathan ... its happening . You get no choice
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ he economy's tough " "
The voicemail I just left Crusty > & gt ; & gt ; & gt ; & gt ; I'm dying right now . We have our own language _TWITTER-ENTITY_
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ what's he doing in there amber ? Playing with that damn bouncy ball ???
No really good night I will be back around 3pm to fan girl some more
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ .... You just made my day .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ is being extra funny on snapchat today #StripClubs and #DollaBills
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ probably already did It
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ k ?
Saw a girl breast feeding at the booth when I thought I saw it all lmao
On the bright side ... You're all stuck in school !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ yeah I wasn't ready
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ dang fighting over me much ?
DD - \ Brownie for my brownie " Madea- " What the heck you tryna do ? You calling me black ? " "
This paint isn't coming off ... Looks like I'm gonna have _TWITTER-ENTITY_ ' s football number on me for a while
I blame Apple for what I just did . #omg
at Chelsea's last tweet
I'm living my dreams through Elise tonight . Go get em cowgirl !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I'm sure !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ it really would be
Drying my hair is one of my least favorite activities ... Well that & amp ; shaving my legs ... Shit gets old .
I need to stop betting
Weak get me out this car !!!!
If you know me well enough .. The way I type things on texts make SO much more sense .
I saw _TWITTER-ENTITY_ last night he say by me .
We have a country rush and EJ wears no pants
My top friends on MySpace
wtf did I just say
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I LOVE YOU
A chuck a puck hit my mom so she picked it up to throw onto the ice and it ricocheted off the glass and hit someone
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I was like its not like i do anything anyways
well , there goes uc's bid to the national championship .. #dammit
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ no I want Nellie so things will be less awkward !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ oh good one cam . Props to you
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ so random but thank you
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ I have that on my phone
Trey Kennedy is hilarious
Rachel yelling at directv right now & gt ; & gt ; & gt ;
hahaha I caught you
Playing monopoly and thinking of _TWITTER-ENTITY_ in biology
“ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ : I will be on time to school tomorrow & amp ; I will make sure Mrs. Willis knows it . ”
S/O to _TWITTER-ENTITY_ for being pretty and little+ being fun to hang around when she isn't mad at me !
omfg . yes !
LOL Chris Bosh stays getting ripped
this night is about to get a whole lot better
\That's a chick car you little fag . " -Mom . "
Katie asked if I was home .. Please tell me where I would be going with these chipmunk cheeks
Gabby : \cool story , babe ! Tell me a sandwich ! " "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you are so weird
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ not a song , a plea
Trying to eat with half my mouth completely numb still & lt ; & lt ; & lt ; #notworking
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahahahaha u crack me up !!!
I love pissing off my cat
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ dear god
How can guys have like 10 inch long beards . Like ew
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ i can run triangles as long as there arent any holes on the ground ahhaha i vote lets not try it at the barn
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ can't wait until you read my texts and see how annoyingly stupid my dilemma is
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ quotin the movie #asshole #ButTrue
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ \Jenna , I love how stupid you are " "
S/O to _TWITTER-ENTITY_ for randomly stoping at my house today ! #GoodFriend
I'm sleeping with a cotton ball in my ear
Boyfriends taking a morning shit so that's good to know
My bus is probably the quietest out of everyone else's
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you kill me
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I'll show him the video of you going under the table
I'm really glad that I can laugh at my own jokes
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ the good ol days
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ all the videos that are scary that I tweet scare the heck outta me so I just feel the need to share them with others
Did that just happen _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ yeah & amp ; her mom asked her what happen to the white couch & amp ; she said her dog did it so they put the dog down
Hope _TWITTER-ENTITY_ & amp ; _TWITTER-ENTITY_ have fun at JT ☺️ don't let jitney embarrass himself please ✋
I love when Cam does that
People that don't text back , you can just fuck right off !
Kingdom Come about to come on ! I can't wait
now I just feel like a dumbass thanks _TWITTER-ENTITY_ for pointing that out
When Wes sings irresistible to you & gt ; #voiceofanangel _TWITTER-ENTITY_
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA true !!!!! No
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ , great minds think alike .
I know you think my tweets are about you but this is the only one that is
I can only imagine how my dad is reacting right now
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ woww ...... I can't even explain that .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ crackhead university
wow . i should stop . sorry not sorry !
My dad's trying to convince me that Chicago is better than LA so I don't move across the country . Nice try dad
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ dude come on you keep telling us to stop talking yet you're still tweeting lol , it's not even that big of a deal settle down
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ sounds like a plan
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ ok , you've had alil to much .. Sit down Alyssa haha
OMG and someone who goes to Peru
I'm doing great how are you ?
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you made me look like a fucking retard
Done fucked up your head
Hey _TWITTER-ENTITY_ wanna know what's worse than a slut ?
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I seen that
My pop pop drives in neutral
This group text though . sassy's finally awake . _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_
Deni got a milkshake and Almir put pepper sauce in it and Nermin put ketchup haha
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ keep tellin you self that
going to the mall looking like a hobo #yolo
Me and _TWITTER-ENTITY_ went ham in gym today ! ❤
I basically just described my perfect girl in that #YoureMoreAttractiveIf rant
My life is a mess .
There bringing back the \Im terry and I used to be a smoker " commercial back !! #churchcamp12 "
The waitress just asked my mom for her ID lol she's 47 I'm pretty sure she can drink
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ omg so awesome
My mom is snapchatting me from the other room
Lenny got me dead .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ ' s snapchats & gt ; & gt ; & gt ;
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ ooops I meant July should be more free ! Hahaha
To anyone receiving my snapchats today .. I'm sorry .
Has anyone ever checked out Cole Sprouse's Instagram ? It's literally just pictures of him taking pics of people trying to get a pic of him
They had to pat down my bun when I went thru security . My hair is full of secrets ...
Driving my car & gt ; & gt ; & gt ; & gt ; & gt ; driving _TWITTER-ENTITY_ car
Did y'all really just tell that kid y'all don't except his kind ?
Walk of Shame
if you got Caras snapchat I was definitely not taking a selfie ✋
\I know girls with bigger balls than you " _TWITTER-ENTITY_ "
\Lol sit with me at the blackjack table so I know it's reall " - _TWITTER-ENTITY_ "
Haha might as well just change your name to sketch ball Mohawk
I hope I get to see my injured boyfriend Sunday
sums up my day
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I really hope this is about who I thought of
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ yes because you sleep with just anyone you slut
That group message last night & gt ; & gt ; _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ #dead
Hahaha still laughing from whits shout out to me
I need to stop doing this on my own
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ ' s snapchat stories today > & gt ; & gt ; & gt ;
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahahah it's quite alright , I found it on the ground anyways !
Allison's vines last night
My puppy chewed up my mom phone last night ... Let's just say my moms pissed
This cheer movie & lt ; gouging my eyes out
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I can't get past Spidey wearing that backpack
Lmao my mom was hiding in my room from her boyfriend cause she's annoyed w him .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahah oh my god
“ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ : Netflix just added Manti Te'o's girlfriend to their fantasy section . ” Ha ha
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I was talking to my mom about having one
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahaha
Still mad that _TWITTER-ENTITY_ got all the good jeans and just left me with khakis
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ haha you were like um Kat ? Are u okay ? haha I was in tears when you found that account I was laughing so hard . Liv witnessed it all
Why would you even retweet that ??
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ he was asking about you the other day
It's Angela oh Larry
I love when I'm not allowed to go to sleep
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ lol goodluck , I live on the top floor .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ To be honest I almost was
Jakes indecisive as shit with songs #ADDjake
such a whore
Tekiya told me my boyfriend eyes was sexy last night
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ I literally died reading this . I'm picturing you smoking and holding that big ass bottle .
The whole truck is bouncing . Stop Jimmy . ✋
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahaha yup that's me
I still remember the worst things in grade school were the fact that we couldn't wear sandals or chew gum ..
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ barely ...... Hahahahaha I remember it being hilarious
Shopping with my sister today . ☺️❤️ #mixedemotions
Don't bother acting like you're actually gonna do something
HAHAHAAH her equation though ! _TWITTER-ENTITY_
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ that's like the second time someone said that in like a week .
My mom is totally down with me decking this girl in the face
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ sings when she writes #WhatACutie
Oh my god sorry I forgot you're a fucking doctor
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ where's the popcorn !!!! lol
All of my \suggested friends " on Facebook are either AGD's or new SigEp babies . "
“ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ : My music taste ranges from ghetto black girl to depressed white girl . ” This is sad but true
Me and _TWITTER-ENTITY_ are so sweet to eachother . ☺
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ we all know it's about like come on just admit it
I always have the most instant karma it's so funny I love it #findthehumorinlife
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ lol what is wrong with my smile
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ bahahaha that's what you get chad
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ it is isn't it
Justin Timberlake impersonating Jimmy Fallon on SNL is on point #dying
If your gonna lie at least cover your tracks
When I flicked _TWITTER-ENTITY_ on his nipple an he thought it fell off > & gt ; & gt ;
Some conversations I have
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I know the picture of me that will forever be held against me #goodtimes
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ haha I know !!!!
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ that's basically it
Id love to see the day when all you idiots mind your own damn business
\I wonder if my stepdad knows I'm sitting outside my house ? " Me " We'll know if he shoots us " _TWITTER-ENTITY_ #stop "
When me . Zeeb makes a paper airplane out of someone's reflection assignment & gt ;
That quote just killed me .
So I'm just gonna reply the most random things in the world .
She played in the spring and was telling my brother what he needed to do in his games . That was her 2nd time playing
Rob calls mikes hard lemonades Uncle Mike Hard Iced Tea ...
\What did one tampon say to the other ? ... Nothing , because they're both stuck up bitches . " #foul "
I love road trips with _TWITTER-ENTITY_ ! #NeverBoring
Writing this Microbiology paper on the very last day of break , just hours before I leave . Of course
Some people and their fitness kicks .. They really need to take a hike
Me and alle sound like monsters in our vine
Girls an their stupid infinity sign . Bitch , you and your man gonna break up sooner or later just watch
Jared be that pretty pineapple .
Kamden should be honored I even thought about retweeting her and her stupid tweets !!!
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ uhhh MTV and Netflix lmao
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ why
I hope I'm not the only one that claps like a retarded seal when I laugh .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ there's a difference between a train and a 3some
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahaha this makes me laugh
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahaha Charles do you work today ?
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I forgot about take #sotrue
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ sick freak . Haha .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ this episode is a morning bus ride convo .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ yeah I'm thinking of buying one of those but they're so damn expensive
Going back and readying old messages ... The lies that were told .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Fred is officially one of us .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ bc I know Emily better
Emily said maybe if I read the book I woulda known what was going on
My directed studies would be so boring with Brandon & amp ; Patrick & amp ; Zakk's stories
Watching duck dynasty
Skip Bayless comparing Tom Brady to MJ ?
Obviously I wasn't being serious ... #previoustweet _TWITTER-ENTITY_
OMFG Brooke back handed a random guy
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you messed up again miss you bro , if you wanna find a good place tho don't look in warren the heights offers better fighting
What kind of fucked up conversation are we having right now
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ is too funny first told me to get a MySpace now these pictures #dying
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ if I'm GGE you really think you can touch my head you fucking mcflurry
Sending my mom beautiful pictures of me trying to convince her to get snap chat cause then they'll disappear
Guys lets fight on Facebook
You are so annoying
When they finally have kids they are just gonna be beasts ... Or maybe they'll get some wimpy ones .
When one of my friends says hi to my sister & amp ; she has no idea who it is
That vine was sooo funny ,
Cops don't like me
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ lol I love you Ali , haha where did that come from ? message me tho
Why am I so weird lately
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ me 2
I don't know how to hashtag _TWITTER-ENTITY_ #ShitSheSays
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahaha wut you talk about how wet you are too ?????? i was talking about some red haired freshie
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ does the roast of _TWITTER-ENTITY_ #laborday
Song comes on , everyone screaming the title at JoJo cause they love him . #LoveJoJo #UOENO
Madi is using siri to get to my house
its not over yet guys hold on
Being told I've lost almost all my boobs since I've been workin out #wrong #impossible
They just compared this game to a tennis match #SEC #whatajoke
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you guys are way cooler , even more than your tv son - he wouldn't take shots w me after promising me for almost 3 years
Hahahaha these fuckin guys over here
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ Toris are huge and me and ty are like looking through every bathing suit
It's funny how easily you believe me ✋
“ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ : _TWITTER-ENTITY_ dude did you find your car ?!?! ” I haven't to look . Lol . Worrying about this issue when the time comes .
I can't wait for bad grandpa to come out
my dad is jealous of jason , my coach , because I espect and love him more " "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahahahahahaha . Omg . so glad you didn't see the rest of them !
Jessie thought that kid whom I hate is cute . Jessica doesn't have good taste .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ key word legally just thrown in for the kicks
Pedro's fall was hilarious .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ get me drunk and we'll go
Haven't slept since yesterday , and there's 12,000 screaming little kids in their way here to make my life miserable for the next 7 hours .
#ReasonsToLoveAT 12 people beating the shit out of eachother and AT stays passed out on the couch in the middle of it _TWITTER-ENTITY_
When your best friend calls you at 3 in the morning super drunk _TWITTER-ENTITY_
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ was nice to me tonight . I might reconsider that lint roller .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ HAHAHAHAHA I'm literally dead some people will never know if it was true or not
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I miss you
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ atleast wear clothes the first day
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ he just had to crawl under the stall
Taking my brothers to work with me
What's that ? The 737734 time of saying that ?
The sound of Haley snoring is ratchet
Good one !
Tonight was probably the highlight of my entire summer ! _TWITTER-ENTITY_
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I guesss grunting is the new ' pick up ' line no thanks !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ cause I've only seen it like twice
if someone surprised me with a date like friend zone does I would probably cry ..
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I remember the time you told me about your first ball encounter .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ lol varsity pissed me off so bad I wanted to quit I can't focus when we get bitched at .. & amp ; when I played jv It was bette
Julianna's cat just attacked me so I shot it
I'm so dead
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ who ? Me ?
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ my dad was asking about saydee so I told him whose baby she is , he's like \jeez you girls really like them mandaree boys huh ? ""
If your girls understands chirping in French ... Shes a keeper
\Ooooh he could be model . Snap chat him some more ! " -only my mom "
My dad's brother looks like Hagrid from Harry Potter
Haha I can't believe that just happened _TWITTER-ENTITY_
I have a headache , I should try the banana thing
Riley is one lucky guy
Hah , 21 Jump Street again
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you had like 30
Your jeans feel amazing against my jeans . This movie
What happens at the Bernard house , stays at the Bernard house _TWITTER-ENTITY_
Pretty sure roxberry people hate us now _TWITTER-ENTITY_
The fact that Florida is losing to Georgia Southern !! _TWITTER-ENTITY_
So many drunk white bitches are gonna be in Pontiac New Year's Eve
Jolly Sparkletoes the shit people come up with .
texting with my grandma & gt ; & gt ; & gt ; haha always cracks me up
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ you were the first one to use an excuse
It's not rape if you like it jack . oh Madi
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ don't favorite that , it's a song
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ it says shot sooo jokes on you ! #suckaaaa
47 it's always fun when you me and aliyah hang out bc you get mad at everything we do
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ even ECU was closed . Damn Trojans lollol so strict
Funny thing is , you think I'm serious . Hahahah #nope #never ✋
Cathi doesn't understand that I joke around .
What I just sent Hannah . & gt ; & gt ;
Apparently there's a parallel universe in Kyles ' locker
just dropped my phone on my face ... thanks to Anthony beating me with a pillow ... like stop _TWITTER-ENTITY_
#InMiddleSchool we left the dance and Zuke chased after us , screaming the whole time , for a good half a mile .
like i can't even deal
Anyone wanna match this lovely morning ?
\I drooled again . " "
Watching Katie put on deodorant #toofunny
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ has now saw the emu running wild ............. We have to catch it and take it for a ride around the mountain .
Georgia Tech hasn't tried a field goal in over a month
At least I'm not the only one that notices _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I can't ✋
\ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ : If you reply to my text with K , ill make sure to only put the letter K on your tombstone ... ""
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ lol . that's what I do .
I keep cracking up at _TWITTER-ENTITY_ ' s response to my text .. \Well ... that's intense for a Sunday " hahahaha "
Paige really just I should change my name to MzPatMeDown _TWITTER-ENTITY_
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ message failure
My Asian friend . & gt ; & gt ; & gt ; & gt ; & gt ; yours .
I enjoy scaring Alex .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ soooo your ride back ?
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I think I ate to many curly fries oh & amp ; dat Spanish tho
Where's my girl at ???? Oh I don't have one
That _TWITTER-ENTITY_ retweet is killing me I'm so sorry !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ & lt ; & lt ; & lt ; and I get out the 9th
Jacoby jones personality is awesome ! Hes so funny #likeusainboltlosingarace
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ has me DYING right now happy to have my best friend back
... Because I have a sense of humor
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ actually in love with a Chinese boy
Omg ! Last years New Years was SO bad _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ it's a Missouri thing lol
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahaha ! I'm sorry about that happening to you .
That guy on Judge Judy
When people don't know the lyrics to a song but post it on twitter anyways #alwaysdoublecheck
Ill make Cheyanne wear a tux and we will go to homecoming together
It took me 13 weeks to change my avi to a picture that I don't even like someone trade faces with me
I won't let Brooke get out of my car in the morning without her telling me she loves me back
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ Well since I just looked at his picture , I kinda do not to much tho , and I don't recall that conversation
I just yelled at my phone for beeping about the low battery I'm delirious
My little cousin is the cutest , taking pics with Donald Duck & amp ; accidentally talking in Urdu forgetting he's in America #hessocute
Swallow bitch , there's people starving in Africa .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ lol I'm the same way I be yelling at everyone
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ HAHHAA I KNOW THATS WHAT I THOUGHT no Kayla it's my friend angelica but her nickname is jelly
I've been doing the date or pass thing on Facebook all night . I think my friends are getting mad that I'm filling up their timeline .. Haha
\it smells like a whore house in here " "
watching Jerry springer until Zach gets here
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ HAHAHA LOVE YOU but that was such a good come back huh ?!
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I can't even baeeeeeeeee #weak
I love jayshon
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ wow way to make me feel skinny
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ has me Rollin bout this thing on nates status
Only if you do first ..
I don't know a good dentist but I do know a good place to score free batteries ... The supply closet
Only joined Vine so i can watch all of _TWITTER-ENTITY_ vids
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I was like whyyyyy and she said ecause I miss judy " wtf "
Shit , I ain't even say anything yet an she assuming shit✌
hope my sisters friend knows she's gonna get strep
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you give up before you try .
I wonder if I'd have fucked up dreams if I had #DuFlockaRant2 playing while I was sleeping _TWITTER-ENTITY_
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ lol so I'm super polish and still open mine Tommorow #YourJustWeird
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ but you only got 3
Why does everyone think I'm shopping for college
sorry that having curves and hip bones makes me fat ..
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ haha just playin my mom had to help me
That might've been the funniest vine ever lmao #dying
I know all your secrets
Hahahahah driving home with _TWITTER-ENTITY_ always gives me a good laugh .
I hope Emilee knows I'm messing with her
Haley trying to open this game with a can opener
never in my life have i ever been so mad than when i thought _TWITTER-ENTITY_ and _TWITTER-ENTITY_ ate all my pizza shuttle . i was livid .
Hahahahaha your pathetic
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ GUESS WHAT DAY IT IS ?! MIKE MIKE MIKE
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Nothing really . But i can tell you i sure am enjoying messing with you this is making my day
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ is an awesome person ! I love the outta u !
I had 2 pee behind a tree on my way home because I couldn't hold it any longer
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I took that yesterday when I asked him to drive to Italy
Just had a dream that I missed one of my finals except finals are over for me and I didn't even have a final in that class
We want more we want more , you really like it , we want more
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ seriously gets stuck in my head for like 52 days straight
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ Yeah you creep !!
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ so true .
Max and ruby would never be on my tv
Twitter is so overrated
I feel bad for belle
Lol seeing _TWITTER-ENTITY_ try to walk down the hall
Well my mom called me transparent ... I thought I was doing a good job at not trying to hide it ...
Hey guys , Amanda Bynes is getting her surgeries .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I don't even recall #oops
“ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ : Like I said , heat from day one , but no one listens to kp . LeBron can be whatever , but he still beat your team ❤ #haters ”
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ has made my life , even tho 99.999% of us don't understand what he's talking about
Can I hit it in the morninnnngg
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ your the young in blida
Excited for cheer camp tomorrow . A little .
I hear Taylor singing her own remix to fergalicious .. But she replaces it with her own name
I'm glad no one caught that !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ ' s snapchats always have me cracking up by myself and making me look crazy in public
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ why are you on crutches ?
Probably shouldn't tweet #YOLO
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ come back to buffalo
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ oh hellllll yeahh !!!! My neck my back lik my pussy AND my crack
Still haven't found a homecoming dress ...
Haunted House kills me every time
22 jump street's trailer is
My talents that don't exist ha
Wait why the hell was a drinking coffee ?
I miss being able to name the pictures in your flip phone in like middle school
You still check up on me , nice to know ya care
Thank goodness for _TWITTER-ENTITY_ for giving me shelter while my electric is out .... & amp ; for getting me away from Herbie
Headed to the talent show
What _TWITTER-ENTITY_ did to _TWITTER-ENTITY_ today in health made my day !!
Oh , that was unplanned and is very ironic and awkward now
The amount of Salt on Jay Cutlers face
My goal for Friday is to not remember anything !!!!
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Lmfao you look like you have Aspergers ya fack !
Ill never forget when me and _TWITTER-ENTITY_ walked into mcdonalds and a group of guys were like \dude is that wolf haley from twitter ""
Haha _TWITTER-ENTITY_ better watch out people are out to get you according to ask.fm
I'm bitchy right now .
The amount of hate shown by _TWITTER-ENTITY_ today .. UNBELIEVABLE ! #hateyou
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ HAHA why am I just seeing this now ?
She died her hair ... Yup they broke up . #howyoutell
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ remeber when i use to call u T-dawg #ThoseWereTheDays
Hahahaha you're really tempting me right now .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ haha , that's hilarious Gammy is runner up !
Megan's actually pissed that I got Starbucks
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ your profile picture legit just like made my day .
I can't tell the elevator to go to the floor I'm already on #SillyTori
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ I didn't think that movie would be as funy as you made it out to be it turned out to be funnier
I need to workout but sleeping burns calories ... right ?
My mom just watched a dog dance on America's got talent and is in tears cause the dog reminds her of imbo and brandy " her childhood dogs "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ two * who's the fuck head now
Taylor sure has been getting snippity here lately
When I was texting Michaela I spelled welcome like welcum
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ gosh guys if you didn't wanna hang out with me anymore just say so , everyone knows your talking about me .
I hate being sleepy , but can't sleep . Or maybe it's because A.J won't shut her music up & amp ; stop singing . Lolololololol .
I always die laughing when the kid on school of rock says \you're tacky and I hate you " "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I heard that music from my house . So literally all of bradner
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ we think the same way tor
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ haha did you feel bad ?
Melanie just got yelled at for murderously screaming during quiet hours HAHAHAHA
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ why are you so weird ? Like how is it possible ?
Lolololol _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ being half asleep trying to have a conversation with me ...
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahaha I can't even deal . His poor stomach
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ your dancing and rapping in the car don't get me wrong you can rap your ass off but you're sucha white girl
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ so done
Always looking forward to that daily snapchat from _TWITTER-ENTITY_
Why do girls still wear sparkley uggs
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you would .
Are you really still bitching about that ? JESUS have mercy on your soul .
everyone on my bus plays the same game to try & amp ; best eachother levvvel 65 on jelly splash
I keep it a bean
I got so pissed off at a customer at work that my manager made me take a 15 minute break some old people really need smacked swear to god
That is kinda too tight for you to be wearing
Three people have already expressed their concern as to why I'm awake before noon
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ wooo !!!! Kyle doesn't completely hate me
My mom just called this dude a wiener head bc he pulled out in front of us
\I don't even know if I hit the right girl . ""
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ don't ever say that again !
Just asked my dad about the spring break cruise and what we're going to do .. he said I just wanna find a fun spot to drink and get loose
My family is hilarious
when we used to color our hair with washable markers
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ lol I love this
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahahahahhaha ! I just died !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I was horrible , I was just throwing the cup everyday . I made us lose twice love you too
oh and she yelled at him for telling me to shut up
All those cat videos I showed _TWITTER-ENTITY_ & gt ; & gt ;
Attempting to look somewhat presentable tomorrow just for the hell of it .. #yolo #propsforme
Josh's mom sprays beer every where every time she shot guns
The fact that _TWITTER-ENTITY_ called running from the car into dunkin her \daily exercise " "
My new favorite person on vine is _TWITTER-ENTITY_
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ : I can't listen to timber without seeing _TWITTER-ENTITY_ and _TWITTER-ENTITY_ clogging in my head I'll get the whole dance soon !
I remember when that dude told me we could go to Taco Bell and share a Baja blast & gt ; & gt ; & gt ; ✋
that's my new nickname from nick
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ that typical girl you were talking about
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Hell yeah haha
I probably send the best texts for my friends to wake up to , no lie
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I am sitting at this hair salon dying in this chair .
Nights in this house kill me #loveit
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahah someone called me a cunt on mine
Suck a dick bears #GoPackers
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ better do it then
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I find that the most memorable game I played because I went to the hospital right after
He likes my shoes
me molly and nicole stay up till about 6am lastnight
Darn it , Beyonce and the Illuminati messed with the power .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ LMFAOOOOO I'm seriously laughing so hard at this
My dad just says ll Miley Cyrus wants to do is show her butt cheeks " "
Kid just skateboarded smack into a wall under the bridge
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahaha this is the funniest thing
It's was a little complicated gettin in my house last night I was tripping over ruts in the corn field #FarmLife
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahaahha who was this to cass ? Me ?
Tweeting Carli from the my bathroom HEY CARLI ! I miss you
Oh my dear
And then there's other girls that need smaller pants cause they look like they shit themselves .
I'm laughing so hard right now
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ we actually should just Skype and eat pizza sometime
I had 4 different courses of food for breakfast time for a little run on the treadmill
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ i liked the 1st movie , shd i bother seein it ?
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ Taylor it was in at seven
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ reading our convo from last night
Kiss me if I'm wrong but dinosaurs still exist , right ?
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I make it to easy
Lol glad I wasn't in that one
If anyone wants lemonade then go to the little girl who's selling it in front of my house ! It's 75 cents
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ td okay Ali . We don't need the haters . ✌
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Please come . I need help packing
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ it was nersty
the fake Adam rigsby account
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ okay disregard everything I said !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ no Popsicles . You me and _TWITTER-ENTITY_ can just get ice cream
Of course unless something better comes along .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ it's okay because I'm dying for you !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ just a little too much
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ except not really ! He NEVER gets it for me ! #unloved _TWITTER-ENTITY_
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ oh I am dying that is just too funny !
You're welcome random black man
I had way too many nick names back in school
“ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ : Does Emily even know another team besides the ones playing in the world series ? ” Doubt it
Traveler's magazine names Detroit one I the most unfriendly cities in the world
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ sorry to disappoint you but I won't be there
Lol totally forgot about Sherman transferring to Notre same
.... AND ON FUCKING SNAPCHAT !!! Who does that ?!?!
One thing I learn from cop shows ... Back up ALWAYS come AFTER all the action . Hahahaha hope that doesn't happen in real life
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ a.k.a pussy boy
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you babysit for them now ?? I miss them !
Senior slut syndrome
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I just keep thinking of you when you were sweating so bad ! miss you !
this 8 year old got moxy trying to kiss me
my dad's gonna kill me
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I didn't even have to look at who retweeted it to know that you were the one who retweeted that SpongeBob tweet ...
Bill Nye needs to stick with Science
Me : I feel like I have bugs on me .. Sara : Why ..? Me : Because I do meth ... Sara : Blaine , you're a scary mother fucker .. _TWITTER-ENTITY_
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ well that escalated quickly ..
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ love you !
My dad and his friends have a tradition where every year they come get nogged up and then go Christmas shopping it's always a good time !
Roland knows good & amp ; well he's talkin about himself
Sean Sweeney is by far my favorite freshman #gettingabsfromlaughing
Seriously lold at Zion's tweet
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ haha that's gotta be it
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I love you
Since when is silent night a lullaby ?
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ you should hear our convos on a daily basis
These smack cams are too funny !
What I see on twitter
I would Never eat magnum ice cream like WTF the comercials like \so thick with chocolate it comes in two sizes " wtf no thanks "
Every time I hear the song Chloe it automatically reminds me of Rachael
Of course you have to do yet ANOTHER thing
\ coach you need a needle and thread cause you're ripped " "
Weren't you trying to get with me and probably like a bunch of other girls just a few days ago ? And now you have a girlfriend ?
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you and me both ! Hopefully not about the one we were texting about
Completely took the who's your soulmate in 1D and I got _TWITTER-ENTITY_ , thank you internet for confirming it's meant to be
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ it's pretty hard on me he is the girls assistant coach now , so I may not be able to escape him this year
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ lmao ea people " you have to be loving your life right now . "
I'm an asshole sometimes
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ next weekend lets dj and cook at the same time
Billy Madison is such a messed up movie
Giller needs to stop replacing words in a song with my name
Messin with people & gt ; & gt ; & gt ;
The jets are awful and it's so funny
Davis held the heaviest baby record at the hospital for 5 years
It's actually quite funny
I guess my phone has an issue of me sending my catching clips to coach for my recruiting video !
Bad Grandpa the funniest thing I've seen in a while oh my goodness
Tonight was definitely interesting .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ we ?! Sample ?! Haha I was talking about setting it up FOR me . Buuut you know why that won't work
Why Nicky wants to keep hanging out with my family I'll never know .
When throwing out 10 old nail polishes feels like you just lost 10 friends you know you have a problem #nailpolish #addiction
At least Jon was nice & amp ; caring enough to NOT use the WORST picture of me for #womancrushwednesday
Definitely blessed with the best ❤️ #thankful
Wow the things I heard about y'all today
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I used to go ham playing Nine in the Afternoon on Rockband
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ seriously tho
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ omg I'm loling
I am not the clingy type . I want my space as much as you want yours
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ it's definitely hell
today someone asked if I was 20 that never happens usually it's 17
I guess I'm a cheater .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Watch out I told your bro about our convo and he isn't happy
I really took a video of a video just incase he deleted it so I have it forever . Idec , I love it .
Mr Cash just pointed out my bold fashion statements
This is so funny to me !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ no , dont even . you snore like a bear
Wow didn't know I tweeted that
\Mmmhhhm gets me every time " "
my life right now currently consist of watching _TWITTER-ENTITY_ videos on ig killin me
I don't think _TWITTER-ENTITY_ actually spoke last night .... Only rapped
I how my six year old cousin calls me little lee
22 I don't know you but I creeped and it looks like you like cheese cool story
My mom told me I have pretty feet one day and it made my day
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ was you favoriting that your way of accepting the request ? #wishfulthinking
They're getting an American Eagle at the pottery
Definitely having too much fun with Siri right now lol
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I hate when my mom betrays me and I think she will to be honest
I find it awkward how people say band is your second family & amp ; then you see people in band dating
\Why would anyone want to date you .. you're the size of big foot " -my loving sister _TWITTER-ENTITY_ "
First class of the semester and our professor is a no show
Tony really just got hit by a bat flying into the car at 70 miles an hour I'm so done
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ and my conversations always puts me in a better mood
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Lmfao I missed three days this week , I wish I could just get homeschooled now
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ refreshing and rewatching yourself doesn't count ... I kid I kid .
You only text me when you want something . It's kinda cute .
The catcher knew Hamilton was stealing and still couldn't get him
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I just lol'd!!
HAHHAHAHA I LOOK STONED IN MY NEW DRIVERS LICENSE
Lol no teacher for first hour yet
We asked Kristen to listed five biggie songs and the first thing she says is bone thugz and harmony #oh ?
Just logged on to fantasy football for the first time all year forgot how funny our names were
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ pshhh whatever you guys are just ... Jealous
Well Mexican and black jokes are kinda the same ya know ? Once you heard Juan you heard Jamal
Gab and I straight hustlin and getting our dads to buy us food at the same time #FatAsses
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you should be your \gage Hughes " lmao "
#talkaboutyourcrushnight Nope .
My best friends have their own hash tag
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you didn't say that 2me
I get so into it when \Take A Bow " comes on I think I sound fabulous "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ the vein
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ take some shots of the shine
What a fake couple
Can't believe I cried I'm so embarrassing
Treasure , that is what you are
You're just a tiny but too much in love with yourself though
Haley cried again #catchingfire _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_
I literally just spent an hour or something watching all of _TWITTER-ENTITY_ videos
If you zoom in on someone's face in a picture it makes it so much funnier
That DM I just got
Nobody watches the women's march madness
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ share some
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ thanks !
For as long as I can remember , the AT & T center has played the exact same music every game , with the exception of a few new Pitbull songs
Cryin . I was laughing so hard at thy picture
Someone talk to me , ill be fun
I keep kicking Marley , sorry
Kinda weird how the Guys you messed around favorited that tweet
6969 . You need to sell me that extra car you have !!! Plus you have 2 points
You downgraded so bad
OMG I'VE BEEN SAYING FIRST LAST DAY WHEN IT'S LAST FIRST DAY , I'm so dumb why didnt anyone correct me
My mama has had one margarita & amp ; I've talked her into taking me shopping tonight ❤️ #winning
Holy crap I'm honestly in the worst mood right now
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ You are really confused .
I got a screenshot that would end all of this right the fuck now
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you might wanna get your friends this is gonna be to easy lol
Desirez , that was so funny though . I have to admit that .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ yep ... That's where I was coming from with that question ...
\ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ : lol went out to eat with the fam . They got so angry because their toast was hard and called a manager over . " #classic "
I kinda thought all of these pick up lines were funnnnnny . #havealaugh
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you know me , can't control myself
No Strings Attached is my all time favorite movie
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ so was I that's why I tweeted this !
Doc's head wobbles .
Waking up to hear  going on 17 " and hoping nobody falls off a bench in the middle of Times Square ! _TWITTER-ENTITY_ "
This conversation though & gt ; & gt ; & gt ; & gt ; & gt ; & gt ;
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ oh you got jokes !
My stepdads mom is getting high on the front porch right now she's like 70
Girl code is talking about stds
God damn the kid won't have to work a day in his life .... Fag
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ damn ! Thought I was gonna get it too
Everyone I was with today love/hate all of you . _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ & amp ; Willy & amp ; Brandon . #myniggas
U have me blocked on Instagram ... like y
Oh shoot the wayans brothers know they have me dying
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ just ask _TWITTER-ENTITY_
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ haha oh fagnis
Our gym class > & gt ; _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I'm rolling . whatever ! she lives close enough it probably was her !
I have more fun with my sister than anything Pearson probssss
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ your tweets are cracking me up rn omfg
What day is it ? What day is it ? HUMP DAY _TWITTER-ENTITY_
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ I remember this ! I was in that classroom a couple months ago , and the paper is still burnt to the floor !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I don't either
Ok I have no I.d. Anymore so looks like I can't fly home
I like how _TWITTER-ENTITY_ favorited those tweets .. Like she knows who they're about or something ..
Lol if my moms creeping me on twitter be proud I ran and hid from the cops love you
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ life's full of disappointments
That's was probably the funniest snapchat I ever sent
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ he wants to play righty but I don't think coach is letting him
My mom said \We gotta break someone's legs or sumthin like that " "
when _TWITTER-ENTITY_ talks about my dad at the bars to get hot dubco baseball players
Mary called me ugly so I told her the ending to the book she is reading and now she's flipping the fuck out
We're the millers
Lmfao what a jerk
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ yeah frank , away with you
Wow is the day really here that the real Ryan Fitzgerald is _TWITTER-ENTITY_ and on insta gram ?
I was wondering why everyone was calling me Rapunzel & amp ; then I realized she was the one with long , blonde hair .
Those beat pills commercials are hilarious
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ is honesty such a funny kid
Haha I guess I drink my problems away ? Didn't know that .
Trevor definitely has nail polish on his nipples right now
Hearing Emily cuss is probably the funniest thing ever .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ and okey ill just get them tomorrow
Listening to my dad sing Crazy Kids by Kesha is the highlight of my night
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ glad me and _TWITTER-ENTITY_ aren't the only ones
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Lol that dream will not come true but modeling does sound
Chop chop chop chop chop chop _TWITTER-ENTITY_
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I just passed that
Watching Step Brothers .
You're pretty fucked up in the head
Mrs. Wendy just swerved a college boy ! Poor kid !!
My squad is still better though . #TeamMeanGirls
Can't say boogieboard without laughing . Haha #memories
Remember that time that _TWITTER-ENTITY_ tweet got more favorites than i have friends .... #2013
“ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ : You are not fierce because you can put a peace sign by your eye . ” bahahaha thank you
My emotions are literally going from one EXTREME to another . ....
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ true ! We can't just become friends and then I die it was good to see you though , way too long
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ my thought process for the past week
The ending to that movie made no sense at all !
I'm #3 in the contest if that helps you any
My human biology teacher just pet me , #okay
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahahaha yes yes
he said that
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I'm 25 !
“ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ : Pretty sure you're just upset with your own fat pathetic life , that you are a bitch to everyone else . ” PREACH !
My husband / boyfriend is going to be fat afff with all the food I'll be cooking
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ well tell future gf that this is Shays only connection to her NC ppl . She should understand
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ ur name
Just giggled to myself ready a \slippery when wet sign " #maturity "
Noone cares shutup
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ nooo you've got an angry appearance
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ haha I knew I could count on you for good advice I'm about too
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ Hello
I'm creeping on your tweets just so you know _TWITTER-ENTITY_
The only notifications I get are from Team Stream #sadtweet
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you aren't the only one #BrianMontgomery
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ okay hah I didn't do the homework tho so I'm screwed
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I honestly to watch the walking dead but heroes is people with super power type shit .
\I was a player before they even invented the game , Jack ! " #unclesi #DuckDynasty "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ haha his pauh hangs out
Hahahah don't become aneroexic after watching the fashion show I learned the hard way
one mic stand is too funny
Gabbi just put her county of residence USA
My moms comeback to me is always your mom ....... way to insult yourself
Watching Durassic Park , brings back Florida memories
Best chance a female got of finding a guy wit a lot of bodies is outta state
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ hell . No .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ lol forreal , makin stuff so serious
He handed me my receipt and was all well goodbye our numbers are on there ... So I just laughed and walked away ... Well Yeah there on there✌
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Hahahahhaha oh my god I hate you
My parents have so much beef right now
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you knew what I meant
When my cat thinks he's a badass
Lebron doesn't need to play tonight I don't know why he would .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ I will never forget the first time you said that
We're at this seafood restaurant and Erin takes one look at the menu and goes \well I'm getting onion rings ! " "
We drove past this little boy who's like 6 and he was on an electric four wheeler and he took one hand off and did the nod
This episodes geekin me out
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Exactly !!
LMAO half an hour after I tweeted about emailing if you don't get the job I got an email about how I didn't get it
If you know how Jesus is my dad's name that last tweet would be funny ... I think ... Well I LAUGHED !
If there is anything you learn in the National Guard it is How To Cool !
I can't wait to see _TWITTER-ENTITY_ tomorrow and eat eggs and bacon and we are not ditching tomorrow you bad influence you .
They be tripping me out I can't stop laughing
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I just wanted to drive the tractor
When they curled _TWITTER-ENTITY_ hair it about two hours ...
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I know & amp ; back atcha
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ ?!?!? in spirit lol
Page and i are assholes
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ are you talking about the kid in all green
When you see your name on someones ask.fm
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I know ! Hahahaha
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ HAHAHAHA we didn't though
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ the twit pic
I keep reading it and I find it funnier every time ... #southamerica
Mary texts me so much I get use to the vibrate that I forget she texts me sometimes
School and work are literally a joke today #teamstayhome
I think it's time that I run off to Houston .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ calling me a retard yet I just turned 19 and I'm a junior in college keep it going .
ally is the only person I tell absolutely every possible thing too cause we are each others only friends so who are we gonna tell
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ clever haha
...... Rhowan just made her #wcw herself . Anyone else see that or no ?
Some kid just ran and tripped and hit a wall
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ and _TWITTER-ENTITY_ got out first so HAHAHhahahahahahaha
So like school is tomorrow… #No
I can't take Arin seriously right now .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I unblocked you .
Rebel Wilson is cracking me up .
we spent four hours cleaning my room
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ oh yeah how'd you guess ?!
I feel like me and _TWITTER-ENTITY_ are really bonding
Everyone is talking about flip phones
My guy friends have more feels than my girl friends .
Your parents are over they're cracking me up where are you ! _TWITTER-ENTITY_
Lol she's all like \HOLY SHIT . " "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ I will never forget that night or those real tough spurries . ❤
I just felt stupid washing my hair with Dawn dish soap . But Chelle told me to .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ and my mom asked me if I had been drinking
“ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ : Haha never seen so many clowns on twitter at once . Chin up kiddos . ” Let's take a moment to notice how he won't _TWITTER-ENTITY_ me .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I like how the Florence water park is a reward
Awkward sex stories ...
You think I care what you think of me ? Giiiiirl bye
Does this sub not remind you of Steve from blues clues ??? _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Hahahahahaha okay Bret continue it with garret and have him tell me
Plain Jane video got the most views I'm quiet thou
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Brooke I love your music taste literally
Little miss sunshine will always be one of my favorite movies
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ you're half is love mines hate jusssssssssst kiddin Terra
My dads face before he sneezes > & gt ; & gt ; & gt ;
I might've over counted .
Almost got caught by the cops taking a selfie in gta
that was the most funniest thing ever
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahaha poor taylor
I have the giggles .
brennan , you're 39 years old . i wouldn't expect you to call him dad _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahahahah and i know these girls dont hunt
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahahah
Don't even know what I just said
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ HAHAHAH omg auntie I love you I was looking EVERYWHERE for her !
I don't think I could find a better best friend in this world if I tried than _TWITTER-ENTITY_ she just gets me
rooting for another snow day
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Haha ! Thank goodness ! Because I'm broke
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ lmao no wonder you were saying borderline rape to him w no response
Kelly Pickler is one funny gal !! #loveher
Awk moment when you're in the shower singing with somebody .
You don't like me I heard ?
Runnin the price up at this auction
65- I'm so happy I met you this year !! saved my ass from falling down the stairs and bffs ever since
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ getting worried after our conversation ?
\The Indians lost everything , and got crappy food and casinos " #honeybooboi "
\ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ : I LOVE FUCKING WITH BROOKE I JUST PEED SO HARD " interesting "
Me and Kels get way too into shows #fridaynightlights
My Dad cracks me up He has had me laughing all night !
So I burped last night and smoke came out it probs was the funniest thing
mason actually tweeting me is pretty much a gift .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ actually wore tennis shoes last night
I remember one time I cried and my friends were shocked and didn't know what to do lol . Not the kind of person to show my emotions .
Lol at the Spiderman 1 scene in the rain . Kirsten Dunst not wearing a bra nipples all pokin out haha
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I can't help myself !
I dropped a hamburger steak on the floor today while we completely packed & amp ; it took everything I had to not lie down on the floor and cry
They're playing polo in this movie and Rowan goes re they golfing " "
I wanna watch Billy Madison soo bad
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ a subtweet
I just ran into the wall .. Because I was texting
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ why are you doing that ?
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ no that was YOU
Haha God I miss _TWITTER-ENTITY_
Friends is such a great show
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you're so weird conehead
Q : What happened when the turkey got into a fight ? A : He got the stuffing knocked out of him !
You made a stupid desicion
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ You jerk ! In march we're going Call me busta moves
Closer the thighs , the closer to the mermaid tail
The other night Casey and I layed in bed an told each other the people we kissed in high school and then made fun of each other hahaha
My aunts dog ate my great grandmas Checks ! #expensivedog
3rd lunch just got real
Taylor and I will be the hottest girls at Harrisburg during homecoming week
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I snapchatted you . Doing the grumpy cat face . You're welcome ☺
\Don't look at me bitch , I just want my damn pizza . " " You've been watching too much breaking bad . Ok Jesse . " okay abs . "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ and what exactly does that look like
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Lol . Well I'm bout to head to Lynchburg , so I'll watch for you !
I read that as bio bob at first ... had to read it a few times
tylers dad is too funny
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ never had a girl so you know I had to rape
Why do guys ' girlfriends always block me on their social networks ? lol girl I don't even know your man nor do I want to
You bitches make my day !
People who think the civil war was all about slavery are too ignorant for meto even argue with
There's a law and order episode titled \smut " . I'm dying "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ lmfao !!!
My aunt just admitted she was a whore in high school
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ u danced at dancescapes right ? I remember you from sooooo long ago
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ considering the fact that you have the same grade as me and I already know Spanish , I'd say yes
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I got a pineapple too ... it was really good
When my brother was in elementary school in a homework assignment ... question was , what are you afraid of ? He said Michael Jackson lmao
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ your welcome !
Uh grilled cheese with no ham
Midnight premier of catching fire and _TWITTER-ENTITY_ is asleep
Im glad i didnt make that $50 bet with anybody bc anthony texted me today
I would do anything for love .. But I won't do that !
The only time of year where Americans have no problem getting In that exercise just to get some candy
Christmas with the Kranks
I told Mom I was going away for college . She told me to send Dad off instead
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ ... So I thought you were kidding about doing it and I'm not going to school
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I crack up every time I read one of your tweets about her
Ellie is trying to bite _TWITTER-ENTITY_
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I'll bring you some tomorrow
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ okay so I wasn't the only one
Shelby's dancing > & gt ; & gt ; ✋
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ dying .
the picture I just showed Jenny and Kaitlyn
\Well you just suck , " words wisely spoken by the team grandpa Elmer "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ all subways suck to me now except that one
I'm still weakHe was gonna give me a \Saturday school " "
I like meek but these _TWITTER-ENTITY_ tweets are hilarious
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ pfft hahahah . Willy just made me sick .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahah I love you Kylie
Seriously dying at these my boyfriend's not allowed tweets . I can't stop laughing .
I ask a lot of questions
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I forgot to change my alarm song from Colt 45
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ but usually they're black as can be .
OMG guys my little and Jesus were born on the same day . ITS FATE _TWITTER-ENTITY_
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahahahaha I know
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ Exactly !!!!
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I mean ill keep it classy for the public
When I really think about it , I was an awful girlfriend back in the day . Why'd I ever date ?
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I got you
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ lmao YES it was in the 4th grade . I remember it vividly
I actually thought there were birds in my room
Every parent in my family tells their kid \if your not bleeding , then I don't wanna hear it " when they try to tell on each other "
This video & gt ; & gt ; & gt ;
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ chandler is the best
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Ahaha true that
She'll have a knot on the back of her head later
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ the guy who wrote that song went to the same uni I do
#tbt _TWITTER-ENTITY_ look at the girls face in the background ..
My dad is trying to teach me how to change a light
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ no literally I cannot be that ugly that is sad
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I was okay
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I was just like trying to flop from position to position
Gosh I love my big sister
Andrew luck is getting pounded harder than Jenna Jameson right now
“ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ : I can't wait to hold my girlfriends hand at the fair ” it's going to be something special ...
Funny how people are so bored with their own lives that they have to go and make stuff up about mine
And this is why _TWITTER-ENTITY_ is my friend . He makes me a drink while I do my homework . Yay for alcohol
The sad moment when a girl takes a picture and you can tell how hard she's trying to suck it in
I was talking about Alec , not anyone who favored or retweeted that .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I'm dying .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ \What do you mean I can't buy my bucket of lard at the Piggly Wiggly ? ""
Taylor came in my house just to make me try new Starbucks coffee she got Like why
2nd round to Micky Ds yaaa we some fat bitches ! #craving
You're a cheap little whore .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ sorry lol I guess I didn't realize who it was . My bad
Well there goes another one . Ohh well
Loling at our conversation right now _TWITTER-ENTITY_
#BackInHighSchool There were few underclass men I liked , all the other ones were douchebags and full of themselves ( juniors )
We jammin to Kelly Clarkson
So Ashley just tried to pour a pitcher of kool-aid on me while I was in the shower . completely missed .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ that old man gets me every time someone needs to go to a strip club & amp ; say that !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ basically our trip to chikfila in a nutshell
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ I'm not down but my presence is there
If joining a frat/sorority is the est thing you've done " with your life then I feel awfully sorry for you "
Oakridge's new jerseys < & lt ; & lt ;
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ because I saw you and we had a conversation by auntie Anne's
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I hate you for taking that elevator lmfao !
Isn't the point of college to get away and not come home every weekend ?
Lol at guys who say girls can't mess around with other guys but they can mess around with other girls when they have a hing " "
It's funny how we can get over a 4 month fight in a day and you hate them over nothing
My mom is still mad me that I told her \yolo " she hasn't returned my calls "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I love your cover photo
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I don't mind you make me laugh let me know how it feels to be in jail once you get there
I love how my hippy costume was like an average everyday outfit for me✌️
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ oh yeah for sure
Kolt you're too big for your swing ... You can't swing forever
That was hard and easy at the same time , I wrote so much I needed extra paper train said I'm gonna def pass with a high 90
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ autocorrect get the best of you Dustin ?
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Hahahahaha stop please this is one of the greatest things I've ever seen
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ no you don't
Eminem shits on his mom so much
The look on Jaden Smiths face after Drakes performance lol #classic
I make myself laugh , so hard !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I don't want to ... And I don't trust austin alone in my house for half an hour we can do it another time !
Just tripped up the stairs while running to final #embarrasing
Lol Quincy makes me crack up ! \how you doin suga ? You're doing good ? I know you are cause you look gooood " "
getting paid to watch Tarzan and abysit " sleeping children "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ That's a successful night .
Spraying cologne all over bc boys smell so yuuuuummmy
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ betcha they get amputated
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ haha your stupid she said you posted that
\Your cooking is as good as your twerking . " #asshole #hateyou _TWITTER-ENTITY_ "
“ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ : Why has my mom volunteered me to model clothes at a wine tasting event . I'm not a model and I'm awkward . \ can I please come ? "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ oh lord
Just seen like 3 of the ugliest females ever ... I know that's rude but omg we're they hit !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ what the actual f-u-c-k is wrong with us
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Dude . I can't wait for track . We were awesome .
Wish I was in our room eating milk duds _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_
My boyfriends reaction to Miley's performance : priceless
The fact that you're still on his dick , but he STILL wants me #byegirl
Charles Barkley is so damn stupid
You're pathetic ✋
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ so funny
Lololol . Looks like that worked out .
Offered to buy lunch so my brother would go get it
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hell yeah a years supply for that first hit
\I want to crush mosquitos with my fat " "
Maureen just always has to say something about THAT day
Is it really that serious that I was sitting in your spot ? Chill ✋
My dog just ran straight into the door full speed
My snapchats are prime today . I'm looking like a dime
“ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ : I miss being a little kid and thinking Santa was real and going to bed at like 9 and making cookies for him . ”
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you get bored like every night and decide to tweet me it's okay tho
This convo right now
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ JUDGE ME
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ are you alright ?
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ it was pramika or whatever ✋
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I can't either that's why I didn't
“A ghost could be humping you right now and you would never know . ”
Throwing condoms at fat bitchez
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Sometimes I think we're the same person .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ who still plays ruzzle
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ awh Amanda
Dudeeee tell me why this little white girl is named felicia !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ the turnip is gonna be so real here tonight
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ those vines are gold man ! Hope you guys are having a blast in Florida !! ☀️
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ every time someone tags you in a pic on here it tags me #pcbphoneprobs
Holy bitch of a wod ... I sooo wish I was the neighbors who saw me wipe out on the sidewalk my life
Sorry ladies but when ya bf or husband won't accept your friend request on Facebook then I think there should be a redflag . #dumbbitches
Madi . I'm so glad I can call you mine . We're perfect together .
Ball or die
Shows how much you care
Lebron tries to come in clutch #nothistime
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ Darius is correct
Shain is the true meaning of West Virginia
when your brother tries to surprise visit you than his car breaks down and you have to go get him #goodjobbrochacho
Ada and Anna are the only two people that I text . _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I know lolol !
Civanna your cat too get over it !
#FunFact I wet the bed until I was 11 .... Top that
Wmu confessions is the best thing Ive ever read
Lol Nate just made my entire life
Well I know where I'm getting deployed if I go active
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I just saw this
Why read Corey Wolfe's Facebook Statuses for a good laugh when you have Jonah ?
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ and is snap chat Convo
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ it was the best #not lol
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ y'all killing me
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ yes I can see them !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hey I'm bad with remembering dates okay
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ thirsty for your attention Derek
you jealous ?!
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you see , I want to say yes but I'd probably be lying to you .
Thank God you don't sit close enough to snap chat me anymore
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Well then I guess I won't see you for six years❤️
I lost the ability to give a fuck not to long ago
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahahahahah OKAY
Haha my teachers were talking about how bad the xc twitter page is !!
Mine & amp ; _TWITTER-ENTITY_ ' s snapchats & gt ; & gt ; & gt ; & gt ;
Work day ! Training is so fun . If u go to sonic I will be the girl talking threw the red button☺ . Have a super sonic day . ✌
Ambers tweets are on piont rn !
Omg never again
252- I'm still laughing about how we got glow stick stuff in your eyes but you're hilarious and really nice and good at football !
Too good omg
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ it's the hair
I'm so out of it
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Typical Baylor . people were literally swimming & amp ; tubing yesterday on campus , like no joke . So stupid .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I did my best to keep it together when she was conducting oh my god
I'm scared that I'm going to look back on my selfies in a few years and regret them
My mom is really bad as shit
A Haunted House is on Netflix !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ it was funny gum
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ so funny
I just pantsed Shayne in the Starbucks parking lot #nicecheeks
Eddies hacker > & gt ; & gt ;
Cripple grouppp _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ #twitterlessally
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ needs to ruzzle me back , she's the only person I can beat lol .
Hi I'm Derek Rodgers and I'm here to try out for the National Golfball throw at Houses League . _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_
Annoying emojis GO- ✌
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahahah yes , yes it did
I am in love with _TWITTER-ENTITY_ not being forward but real he's so funny
so I have an album on my phone called rucks " filled with pictures of muddy trucks .. #dontjudge . "
My sister just laughed so hard she literally couldn't breathe then got in trouble and was to never to do that again
the shiiii I let _TWITTER-ENTITY_ & amp ; _TWITTER-ENTITY_ talk me into sending to people #judgeme
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ it's the thought that counts
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ haha you said she best not sit by me in geometry . Lolol , and shes so happy with him though till he play her ass
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you getting choked ? Was funny ? you seriously do like that freaky shit
The fact that my gma gives my friends dating advice
I'm gonna do my lt
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ omfg I just had a flashback of middle school dances
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ and it honestly keeps me going . Never stop babe . Love you
Gettin mama cool to talk me up
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you seriously crack me up haha I can't deal with you
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ my dad just went to y'all's practice on his bike ... And y'all didn't even have practice
This kid is out here eating bread and butter with salt on it smh ! _TWITTER-ENTITY_
I got a 29 on my algebra 2 finals ...
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ you guys are in love so pls stahp ✋
My mom asked me to go to the liquor store for her ... And she doesn't believe that I actually lost my fake id and she's pissed
\Do I smell barbeque ?! Fuckin want that shit " _TWITTER-ENTITY_ "
Just thinking about how _TWITTER-ENTITY_ family doesn't like wearing pants . Specifically Thomas
Im so excited for the Bath fair , such interesting people
Skins UK will always be my favorite show #mtv #skins ✌
Lol me and connecticut walked in on a freshman movie night in east
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ DUDE TALK THEM INTO IT tell your parents i am mentally challenged & amp ; youre my only friend & amp ; i need a friend
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ lol great tattoos buddy . Where'd you get them done ? Dollar tree
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ THANK YOU ! Same as a bathing suit but thanks gurl
Almost left to go to _TWITTER-ENTITY_ house with my britches on backwards . It's been a looooong day !
Some girl just walked into the auditorium and stopped our lecture and she said awkward sorry and walked out . Rough day for her
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I love the poster in the background of your avi .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ of course ! Not a problem , I was dying on the way home #whereareyou #butsheneedshelp
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hey Kayla I got you and Leah's numbers and I wrote the same number for both in the contact so idk what ones yours
I got a parent ejected from the game .
So everyone who knows how much I hate girls can appreciate the fact that I've been tryin rly hard to make girl friends lately #success
I love me some draven . His snapchats crack me up
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ omg I'm peeing
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ \I don't know what a crabapple is but fuck all ya'll " "
That awkward moment I'm alone in a room with someone I've had a crush on since freshman year
BBN for ya WOW !!!!!
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ omg #brbdying
Everytime someone sings the some type a way song it will be stuck in my head for like an hour . Just that line too
Laugh attacks in the library _TWITTER-ENTITY_
Rosedale was the best elementary school and anyone who disagrees is kidding themselves . ✋
Or cause you suck
You're lying bruh Ethan had about 28 points against us and you had about like 2
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Watch how much fun this wristband is having out the widow right now !! Haha #drinkanotherone #DDproblems
My mom actually believes she's black ! #lolling
My grandmother just compared _TWITTER-ENTITY_ to a dog . #twins
the fact that #oomf called me an alcoholic
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ here we go again
got this little black girl at my daycare to believe that I'm black hahahah #toofunny
Lol I love how _TWITTER-ENTITY_ always knows these things sobriety check point tonight in BF after the bridge just a heads up !
Dre taking this as a joke
Hahahahahaha Hayley just thought the vodka water bottle was a regular water bottle and slightly vommed
I'm such a weird person sometimes .... how do I have friends
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ what ?
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ y'all can't even drive a normal car when it doesn't leave the ground . Like were gonna fly them ..
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ ITS BACK
my dad got his iPhone 5c a week ago and already cracked it
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ ' s tweets right now > & gt ; & gt ; & gt ;
And I'm not even there yet #tmlt
I don't even like country and know this is a piece of shit cover .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I don't know .... It seems like I always hit bombs on you when you give me a crap pitch
I can't even take _TWITTER-ENTITY_ seriously right now
Jordan falls into a deep sleep , snoring & amp ; everything in 2 seconds
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ we can still be friends
Me and _TWITTER-ENTITY_ cannot do hw together , we are idiots while listening to music lol ! Reason I love her > & gt ; #roomielove
Damn and now the bandwagon comes out
that was the most awkward dance I've ever seen #MissAmerica2013
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ oh I thought you were talking about UK
My grandpa makes fun of other old people
And _TWITTER-ENTITY_ usually looks at me like wtf .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ I know I'm about to become a born again virgin ... Body count currently at 0 now
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ yeah , that was me did you see me eating all unnatractive ?
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ ya man I guess ! sorry don't know if we have enough tacos for ya
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ yeah ! Like literally 2 people do it hahaha
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ YOU DWEEBS MADE MY LIP BLEED FROM SMILING TOO HARD WATCHING THE KEEK
my sister just told me she wanted to change her name to potato chip _TWITTER-ENTITY_
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahahahahahahahaha so was the lady today ! #nosouls
Maybe I'll cuddle
So John john beat hollow ass ? you already snow _TWITTER-ENTITY_
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ i love you come visit
All my Justin Moore pictures have either _TWITTER-ENTITY_ or _TWITTER-ENTITY_ creeping in the background
Paige said If I flick #oomf they'll fall
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ HAHAHAHAHHA !!
My mom has a Miley CD . really ?
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I thought you were actually talking about Jesus
I'm literally going to be up all night
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I know who this is about
They swing their necks around to hit each other in the stomach with their head
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ he's done . He can turn his jersey in a go commit some more murders . Just kidding .
We have the weirdest conversations at night here
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I was just sitting in the aisle
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ the running we have to do
This yoda thing wtf
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ means extremely attractive af
Aaron just made me cry with that tweet !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I'm seriously crying right now !
He said your little & amp ; aggressive
That snap chat was too funny !
After one of the most productive nights of my life , it is finally time for sleep ! I highly enjoyed tonight's stories though ... ❤
Bitches be like \you're the only guy I talk to " "
I'm def about to die my own hair sense nobody showed up to do it for me
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ don't be surprised if I die tonight
I find it funny that my favorite pair of sweatpants are _TWITTER-ENTITY_ that I stole in the 8th grade #ThanksBud #YoureTheBest
I have a dude . Sorry I told you that already & amp ; you still trying .
I haven't worked out in 3 days I need to get my life together #workoutprobs
I don't even have pictures of me , my friends or family in my phone . It's all the stupid shit I see on twitter .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you have a sticker on your car
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ go ahead !
Caisson and her tweets today She's out if control .
Half of my pictures are of audis
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ no girl you can do it ! and if you couldn't they'd be like well she didn't attend all four years so we don't count her
Lol . It's not a competition when I've already won .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you make me laugh
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ good . im so proud of him , he's gonna quit after 5 minutes
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ oh my god
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ lol , we will make zack steal his moms car .
Uh Miley better go get a damn pregnancy test
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ just your friendly relationship advice tweet
Me & amp ; _TWITTER-ENTITY_ are so mean to each other .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ we would get kicked outta there in a minute lmfao they wouldn't be able to handle us both you need to come visit meeee
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahahahah . forreal . what do we have to wear ?
now how am I going to get home from school .?
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I don't even know . And it was some guy too
17 I'm telling you we are just alike I've known you for forever . I wish you would hang with me and Ryan more
Hey I like your light _TWITTER-ENTITY_
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ haha that made me laugh lol
Krishan be on that try hard
Now she wants Jay to buy her yoga pants and we go do yoga on the beach
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ oh god my lungs
If people only knew what me and _TWITTER-ENTITY_ snap chatted each other ✌ #wewouldgotojail
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ seriously just laughed about that forever .
my bestfriend is shaving my legs , thank you _TWITTER-ENTITY_
When my mom walks around in her robe drinking a beer #gottaloveher
Is it bad that I learned so much about Benedict Arnold from the Brady Bunch episode ?
This professor is literally like prancing around the front of the classroom while she talks
Kayden was distracted during breakfast , so I go \Kayden , are you not going to finish your breakfast ?? " And he answers me with " Nope ! ""
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I love how you felt the need to add the Santa emoji
My mom forgot underwear .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I only have one
As terrible as this may sound I love making fun of other family Christmas cards
Kim is cracking me up right now .. she keeps turning the music up .
What _TWITTER-ENTITY_ just told me
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ why did I just watch that all the way through ? #voiceofanangel I should talk him into a remake .
Drafted to the NBA out f 11tg grade idgaf im drunk
My mom left her phone at Lowes #thatsmymom
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ OH . MY . GOD .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ YEAH ! I'm never sure if I'm supposed to use a fork or if I just like .. shove it in my mouth #thatswhatshesaid
I do a great impression of a hotdog #mrsdoubtfire
I hope Emily finds the parkway ... She probably won't
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ that happened like a week ago .!
“ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ : Seriously if candy crush was a person I would want to watch his family die . ” seriously
So this guy walking next to me , saying how he saw my pants in his room I never laughed so hard in my life
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you know me too well
Always looking at the clock at 1:11 instead of 11:11 basically describes my life . So close yet so far away .
Mini me likes chocolate but SCOTTY don't !!!!! #AustinPowers
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ will it make your night if I unblock you ?
Lmao Kenisha is so special . Working me and Tye nerves right now
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ it sounds to me like it will take all summer actually ..
I am definitely NOT white
“ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ : Honestly , I just want to be black , and to be able to sing . ” don't we all
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ ten years later it may be up
Literally can't breathe and crying from laughing so hard _TWITTER-ENTITY_ #aleczhu
he already brought be sonic
Katie's dad is so fun to ride with #foottothefloor
I just sang a rap lyric and Maggie finished it . #ummwhat
You know you're procrastinating when ... You actually go on vine _TWITTER-ENTITY_
LMFAO ! Danny is legit charging these people with a double delivery fee .
LOL like I'm dying right now , you are so stupid that it actually kinda pisses me off
\Are you giving beauty tips ?! Do you own a fucking mirror ?!?! " " Who's your wife ? A five pound bag of flour with a hold in it ? " Hahaha "
I've missed two days of work and didn't even know oops
“ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ : how many ratchet bitches in bristol have already offered to top off _TWITTER-ENTITY_ ? i'm gonna go with at least 5 . ”
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ yeah that seems to be the only good thing about today
The campus tree tweets .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ and I bet you're sitting there confused bc you didn't know there was hw
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ lol , she just posted another one so you won't have to creep too hard .
So their was a guy outside at Erebus blowing fire & amp ; someone standing in line said blow it , and then he said that's your girlfriends job ..
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahahahahahah so much is happening right now I need to go home and goto bed
The Sitter is hilarious
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ FIRREEEBALLSSSSS IT IS NOW STUCK IN MY HEAD INDEFINITELY
Kaylee I see you #creepin _TWITTER-ENTITY_
bailey is seriously pissed and going off on a rant and all my mom can say is bailey stop being a hater ..
Unsure if he's tweeting about me or quoting a song
I'm not friends with Mary anymore _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ aren't you mixed ? That DEFINITELY doesn't count
my moms crying cause i said my brother goes to college next summer
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ This guy seen what you just did
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ omg I'm cracking up !!!
We need to take a picture together and make our names the same so no one will know who's who _TWITTER-ENTITY_
That face tho , fucking priceless
\On the first day of Christmas my boothang brought to me ' Santa Claus ' a Loui bag and a new weave " these vines are killing me "
I just want people to be mean to me so I can work on everything
I'd have to have someone attracted to me to have a boyfriend .
“ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ : _TWITTER-ENTITY_ still laughing at hibachi guys outfit today ” and that he waited at the corner for me ..
My dad is being a big tit baby
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I'm gonna set Harlow on a cow lol
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ nights at Brandon cinottos
My stepdad got my mom & amp ; me a spa day to bond
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ true life : you 2 on tv would be primetime comedy !!
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ more like Mia's future boyfriend
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ oh no I don't like where this is going
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ lol remember when we were both about to fuck you up !!
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I didn't mean to tag you
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ lol whatever how old are you
The struggle _TWITTER-ENTITY_
Mathews and middlesex got some problems
\Kids when your mother and I were in high school we would go out and get really stoned and play video games every night . " "
Why am I sooo hungry !?
My parents just came up in my room and were acting like they were 5
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I hate parents who think they're kids the best
Who am I kidding , I said I was going to dress up today and look how that happened .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ \I love you more than you love tswift " "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ is too into this movie tho
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ lolol I'm in lecture stoppit
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ haha looking forward to it ✌ I woke up at 4 and saw that I was like what the actual hell ??
Who puts what in where and for how long
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you last night
Work tomorrow can suck it !! ✌
When you catch people stalking you because they accidentally like your photo
Someone come scrape me off the floor #lazysunday
Haven't been out to a nice restaurant in a long time . I swear i need to get out more im turning pale
I have gave her a root beer Popsicle the worst flavor
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahaha sucks to suckk
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ ME ! Please ! Is Mike hiring ? I'm a quick learner . We can change filters and stuff
Yankees who ? #RaysBaseball
If you see 50$ on the floor anywhere in Memphis its for sarah , it flew out of her pocket
whoever just yelled \This is white people shit ! " Almost made me pee myself "
\I don't know if they hit into me I'm pooping in their backseat " "
Turns out Im the one that misplaced my keys Thanks for finding them dad
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ wanna die
LOOOOL _TWITTER-ENTITY_ when Eman texts me saying good night she sends a picture of a lemons ... LOOOL okay this is why she's my best friend
Tyler had the best #TweerLikeTBlaine so far
New Instagram name ...
Sitting here , alone , cracking up about the time _TWITTER-ENTITY_ and I drove all the way to Pittsburgh to donate plasma for money and got denied
I always look forward to Christmas at my grandmas to see what she can possibly dig out of her house and give to us ! _TWITTER-ENTITY_
These shoes I have to wear to work are so ugly
Grandma stop trying to find me a boyfriend
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ idk lol why are you awake young one
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ the fight was so great . It's about time someone did something . Good job .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ we're at a field trial with a bunch of rednecks , he doesn't care !!
Lmfaooo the end scene of bridesmaids with Megan and the air Marshall
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I'm bringing it on Tuesday
Having fun with _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_
I try avoiding a cross .. Which I successfully avoided but somehow manage to make myself fall in the process .. #embarrasingstorytime
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ gym , tan , laundry .
Hahahaha Katelin is so funny I remember when her and Ashley chalked my house hahah
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ don't hate the dolphin because she has a bigger booty than you
My liltle 8 year old sister just said to my mom where did you guys get him from cause I was annoying her
Cant wait on Christmas too see all of the \Christmas Selfie " pictures . "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ yours is just funny 2 me idk
Well she's probably asleep
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ cuz you don't have a booty
Every time you text me all I'm gone do is send you that snap shot until you realize IDGAF
#YeahYoureTheSideChick if i only respond back to you at 3am
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ oh idk about that .. We live quite awkward lives that's for sure
Ladies , if your boyfriends an idiot , it's okay ALL GUYS ARE IDIOTS #girlcode
lee is so sweet every time I tweet something sad she texts me asking if I'm okay & amp ; if I need someone to talk to
literally there are no single people . time to dance with my gays
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I knew it lol his girl a hoe anyways
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ RACH HAHAHAHAHA I CAN'T HANDLE THIS seriously funniest moment of my life today way to go
But actually _TWITTER-ENTITY_ made my day #creeper
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Alex Dunbar and Alex Ciccotelli
Tyler is already giving lap dances and asking to get on the bar
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahahahhahahahaha ... You gotta drive Kantos in
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ so I'm supposed to walk around with wet hair ??
Gonna be looking cuteeee for school tomorrow for once !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I better be one
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ American pus pus
What in the world possessed tony to lie like that
Chandler says the weirdest shit .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ of course !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahahahaha that's what it is
you do realize they're my friends too and they tell me everything you say hahahahahah
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ shut up and I been up since midnight working thank you !
That lady doctor fondled my balls .... #Ididntsayno hahahahaha
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ yeah myranda
My outfit for today & gt ; & gt ; & gt ; & gt ;
I have officially been told I'm the blackest white girl Vincent's ever met
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ I'm going to die on a roller coaster
Never realized how slapstick the humor in Dude Where's My Car is
110 days till I'm 18
Jeff Dunham & gt ; & gt ; & gt ; & gt ; #jokeey
Which is very few people
Paige has already made my day
I'm not gonna pretend like I'm not bitter
I wonder how many times rob will tweet about his wisdom teeth
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I'm so awkward it was good to see you !
Fowler just put his head on some random lady omg
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahahahaha !!!
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ omggg my poor baby . Hahahhaaha
I just broke the chair omg lmfaoooooo I'm peeing my pants
Years of joy
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ yeah bc mom only trust me & amp ; _TWITTER-ENTITY_ lol . She won't let u go anywhere unless it's with us
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ damn right ! God fathers
“ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ : I wish my girlfriend would suck my dick the way she sucks the fun out of everything”
I'm on 4% in the middle of all this noooooooo
Well that was just mean as fuck what the hell dude
Holy shit it's Christmas !!!!! EVERYBODY SANTAS COMING TO TOWN !!! Lol
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you hear that , I'm a ten ! Yeah , on a scale to a hundred
We are literally laying in our beds just laughing non-stop at the dumb things we are doing and/or saying !
#InMiddleSchool John wall at PBA practice _TWITTER-ENTITY_
informing _TWITTER-ENTITY_ of her deeds last night hahaha dying
me and _TWITTER-ENTITY_ are on a date and I'm watching the steelers game #DedicatedFan
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I would probable break myself
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ haha I think you are trying to help but I'm not listening
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahah thats great ! that just made my day
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ living room
I wonder how many people would hate me if I gave up my a4 for a gti
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahahhahaa true .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you pulling my hair didn't help ! Lol still love ya though ; trying to help and all haha
Woah . That was on his story forever ago . I have two . For blackmail .
Ugh ! Why can't people just leave me alone ? I'll stay in my life . & amp ; you need to stay in yours . K ?
\I'll get the seven digits from your mom for a dollar tomorrow " you gotta love 8 mile "
Haha my legs are embarrassing
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ did you forget to email her
I love hanging out with my sister And brother in law they always let me do Crazy things in public and don't get embarrassed !
\Your mom is so old , she has a separate hole for black dicks " "
Notice how only the single people comment on my photos of me and my boyfriend , get a life
me throughout the day .
Laughter is the best medicine
Unlocked my door with a butter knife
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ forreal !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ haha funny you make me laugh
Meet the Millers is so hilarious
Just made Kate believe it was 5:08 in the morning and she had to get ready for school #success
Does anyone remember what were supposed to wear for red ribbon week today ?
Reunited and it feels so good _TWITTER-ENTITY_
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ oh it is .! I'll be waiting for the your were right text
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Hahahahahah !!!!!!! I'm pretty sure there was a picture of us from that day .. Where is it ! Lol . I'm dying right now
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ STOP .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ exactly I just don't understand
Daniel hates me
The Grinch is my all time favorite movie
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Only you could make that sound bad hahah
My guy call me Sean .
This debate in my class is cracking me up
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ who else would I be talking about
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ you ate shit on that ice
Philly and Finch got me in TEARS
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ ' s snapchats from her disaster date right now are cracking me up
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ THANK YOU JILL .
MY MOM HAS A TWITTER
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ I saw him too ! hahahaha
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Suree . You might want to get tested or something
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Nate get a life . I don't even know why you're all in your ex girlfriend's business
and the drama begins
Met a comedian tonight ; always said I liked them funny ! #ChangeOfPace #Hilarious
#InMiddleSchool I broke my arm 6th , 7th , and 8th grade ... DAMN
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you should be
My dad threw a tissue box at me
He calls me ugly now
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ your tweeting now
Instead of slut my mom says skag lmao
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ good ! where ya go ? & amp ; where ya work ? & amp ; thinking of any little kiddies ?! ☺️
S/O to _TWITTER-ENTITY_ for being #tooturntup
I love snap chatting _TWITTER-ENTITY_ so much more than texting cause I get to see her facial expressions
You should be a dog whisper . _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I take like 5 minutes
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ me and you both
My dad is such a dork
Moms depressed because we can't watch any more vampire diaries or walking dead in netflix because we are all caught up
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ oh my god
This bitch is soooo stupid , I swear dummy
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ LOL my life
Gotta love when _TWITTER-ENTITY_ uses my laptop and updates my Facebook status while I'm playing zombies .. Gets me every time
lol _TWITTER-ENTITY_ these girls trying to get my attention next to me in this parking lot
Otis was whipping his you around and I go \Otis whip it , whip it real good . " Then he gives me a stare , drops his toy and walks away . "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ that's too good
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ lololol ! NOOOO ! Haha ! .
Not shaving #goodvibes
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hopefully I can still sign up for it . Was the deadline Monday ?
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ where are you going ?
But who else remembers _TWITTER-ENTITY_ complete obsession with Mac miller last year ? #missyougirly
Why , I'm such a douche
All these subtweets and I'm just laughing
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ thankfully yes
I've missed half this episode of Gossip Girl because I've been too busy cracking up at this conversation
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ look at my last tweet
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I was late again today omg I'm going to have so many detentions
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahahaha you can't do that to me Carl
Watching Rudolph the red nosed reindeer ... Lol gotta love the classicsss
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ we should've gotten our own room
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I don't care it's just funny that he is suppose to be a cop and suppose to be all good and what not , but who area
My mom and I said were gonna go to Vegas for my 21st but my brother says we're not allowed to go without adult supervision
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Because I'm undercover .
My mom saw my tweet . Oops . Oh well .
Obnoxiously snapchatting my cousin pictures of our grandmas dog & gt ; & gt ;
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ It made me laugh so hard
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ lol we don't do safe when in the gator
My sister just chased after a chicken in the yard
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahah .
I love this song from this movie
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ s snapchats last night & gt ; & gt ; & gt ; & gt ; & gt ; & gt ;
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ so is mine I learned my lesson
Oh my gosh . I'm dying _TWITTER-ENTITY_
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I wasn't listening I was distracted ...
I can't even take my English teacher right now
When Mike Mitchell turns up the volume on \Love Story " in the car #onlyyoudad "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahahah oh god lol I hope it made ya laugh . Save it so I can listen to it sometime
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ ANYTHING I LIKE ... Can i also call my friends ?!
There's a 30% chance it will snow til 2 , giving them at least 4 hours to clear the roads ... you guys make me lol
My dad gets more good morning texts then me
I just saw the funniest thing .
when _TWITTER-ENTITY_ hugged me after getting off the field , his sweat literally soaked my hand worked hard out there bestie
The shit Rex says . \I got the advice bro call me doctor phil ha " _TWITTER-ENTITY_ "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahahah literally loling . Oops . Causing scenes .
I don't even like you like that .
5th period was the highlight of my day
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ look at nick gettin big out here , footballs over nick it's a little late to act tough
Seriously , Monday best . night . ever
“ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ : It pisses me off when people you know see you in the hallway and look at you not even saying hi idk I think thats rude”lmao
Lol _TWITTER-ENTITY_ ' s tweets crack me up
5 months and I turn 23 , I'm old ✋
literally I was in east butt fuck no where today
Taylor right now
Mackenzie's social life is so much better then mine .
Can't get the image of a teacher and a student racing down the hallway at full speed slow down speed racer . _TWITTER-ENTITY_
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I'll pay you in fruit snacks
\Is there a pool ? " No . " Is there a hot tub ? " Idk , but there's a bathtub . " Alright were down , well bring bubbles " _TWITTER-ENTITY_ "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ yeah right !
The problem when I have blonde hair is that I'm so tempted to color on it with sharpies
I remember when _TWITTER-ENTITY_ always made fun of me for not being able to heal click , well guess what I can do it now
You think I don't know
\ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ : Admit it ... the only reason we know how to spell beautiful is because of Bruce Almighty . " HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHA yes !! "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ and I are running away to Jamaica together ! We will send everybody updates on how our plants look ✌️ #PeaceOut
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ excuse my natural hair/no makeup look
I send pretty cute snapchats SIKE
I hate Danielle omg
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ eww I hate you
stains on the OUTSIDE of your leggings ??? I’ve seen it all
My aunt & amp ; cousin really couldn't get their lock unlocked at the gym
Twitter making me lol
I think most irks either want boobs or a big booty for christmas
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ come on Eric
This is an emergency . It's -4 degrees outside . Can I call the police or no .
Just rollin ' coal _TWITTER-ENTITY_
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ just took his pants off in class because it \was so hot .. " Ok Eli "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ back in the day that's how you would let your boo things know it was over just took em off your top 8 lmao
Today I told someone ( in a happy/glad way ) that my new house was with in a 5 mile radius of all of my family . They said they were sorry .
Joey hates me
Dying laughing at Ellen right now
Clay is so drunk , tiara kicked him in the closet .
If I get anything from Santa this year I know he's not real , because I've been bad as fuck
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you pushed it
The drake and josh movie is on
The best place to listen to Seize the Day is sitting outside of a prison . Doing it right now .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ a cop got it open for me
Simba was walking too slow so I told him to Mufasa .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ aww ! ☺️ haha you were so bad
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I know
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ only season 2
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ i know
Just got downstairs and I'm already getting screamed at #storyofmylife
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ has the runs
I was looking at my grandpa's iPad and he said , \Don't laugh at my library now . " Hahahahaha I love him . "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ where are you guys ?!
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ the secret photographer is gonna be me ... and I'm gonna ruin the moment
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ omg you are you the funniest person alive I miss you
Me and _TWITTER-ENTITY_ like to tweet to each other when were sitting right next to each other . #GreatSocialSkills
I have 8GB left on my 64GB iPhone
Mom is a clown
Blaring 99 red balloons and obviously I think of _TWITTER-ENTITY_ miss you already bitch
Ill hold your hair
I can't even deal with this shit right now ..
The picture I Just Seen < & lt ; & lt ; & lt ; OMFG . Im Dieinggg
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ who the fuck is Anthony
U fucked up with me
“ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ : My boyfriend isn't allowed to to go outside , i already brightened your Day !! The fuck You Need The Sun Light For ? ”
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ haha true true
I feel like a bum applying for fws programs
what are feelings ?
I'm so blind . And When I go to the eye dr. I get cocky and pick a line that's too small & amp ; I end up having to guess for like every letter
Ha ha I live here !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I guess we can't have everything
Brandon's the only one who texts me during school
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ is literally my new best friend . He's fucking awesome . Ps he reminds me of the jelly fishing cucumber from spongebob
Why are girls so damn stupid
Love Christmas vacation .. Oh grace she passed away 30 years ago
Me & amp ; _TWITTER-ENTITY_ don't tlk in the car .. we just singalong to some country ❤️ #howitshouldbe
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Corey is talking like batman to customers at work
Thank god my dads a heavy sleeper
When he breaks the wine glass in Safe Haven I literally jumped out of my seat
The struggle is real for _TWITTER-ENTITY_
1 you're so precious & amp ; innocent ilysm bby
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ of course I took RILEY
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ well thanks Bryce
Fat , single & amp ; ready to mingle
Cracking up thinking about how annoying I was to _TWITTER-ENTITY_ last night doe
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ watch him come back and fry and make everyone hate the heat even more
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ very funny .
That wasn't about mason and haile
Chicora's finest are out
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ ahahaha I feel it ! that's what I thank bout riff
Seeing one of your exes downgrade & gt ; & gt ;
“ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ : It's amazing how I can run 5+ miles yet walking up stairs wears me out . #RunnerProbs ” so true !
We all got played last night _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ .. I can't help but laugh
Lmao he said \The bitch won't leave me alone ! She's fuckin obsessed with me !! ""
No one will cuddle with me
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ .. I'd definitely be going with my boyfriend . Did you not get the memo ? Zack and I broke up like ... Three years ago . _TWITTER-ENTITY_
I like #'s because they look like waffles #######
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ haha me neither ... Two with their heads cut off ... I'll call you
Now , who's staying tuned for Naked and Afraid ?!
lol at him .
the talent model search asked my stepdad about my brother and he goes \he's already signed with a contract , you're too late " "
Bahahahhaa watching Reina do this workout is cracking me up #thestruggle
#ThatAwkwardMoment when you’re checking yourself out in the window of a car and then realize there’s someone inside .
\As on my chest but never on my tests " "
I've had one to many reds apple ale
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hey that was me
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ It's okay ... the food I eat is original ✌
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ my nanny talked to your nanny for at least 2 hours earlier
Please tell me someone else just saw the FSU kids behind that interview
Andrews pick up line , about the rubrics cube .
Thanks for staying up and checking on me
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ text me and we can talk about it #OBAS4lyfe
Poore just summed up Camden in one tweet basically
I JUST SAW THIS GIRL WALK BY MY HOUSE IN ONE DIRECTION UGGS OMG HAHAHA #whatacarrot
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ i love both you☺
I'm tryna see ray Lewis snap Tom Brady leg in a half
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahahahahah this made me lol . My dad does the same exact thing ...
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ lololl i have an eye doctors appointment better or ? Lol
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you really missed out , it was the best thing ever
. _TWITTER-ENTITY_ The bear in the woods bit !!!!
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Have fun running with your elevation mask bro
His mom was just yelling at home to get in the shower before he goes to bed . #Died
Now that I think about , summer was the shit ... fishing everyday and always having hella money
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Oh hell , I'm cheap I won't pay for the good stuff in HD , you know . LOL . I watch blurry home made crap .
I swear I would watch any movie that Danny McBride was in
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ that dude is hilarious .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ yeah totally ❤
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ he says bring food
Mauahaha . I'm funny
I think Cory can be my best friend . #geekin #toofunny
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahahaha well then idk
Lynott says he's gonna name his dog Timmy when he has his family
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ i really got a 1430
Your jealous . And no I'm not talking bout that petty physical appearance shit . I mean look at my life and look at yours
Playing pictionary with Ali
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ id hope so
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ sorry already left jackie
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Oh hahahah you got so pissed that I was making fun of people that haven't passed the OGT
That was an awful thing to say
that game was probably the best I've played all season⚽
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I'm dying
who goes out wearing an outfit then comes home in another ?! oh yeah my mom does
I remember someone asked mr Thomas last year if he ever killed anyone and he was like \I can't discuss this in school " "
Hot Rod is the best fucking movie ever . I AM ROLLING .
I guess no answer is better than a bad answer . #fuckme #sad
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ that's fantastically good
Who needs a pregnancy test when u have me and char !? _TWITTER-ENTITY_ #calledit
If your a girl and golf chances are I don't like you already
Exactly lol it was hard for me to tell you guys I was embarrassed
Walking home alone in the dark .....
Sometimes I ask myself what _TWITTER-ENTITY_ has going on thru her head when she dresses herself . #naughtyschoolgirl
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ yeah . She's mad at me for taking it away . And I haven no clue where the Shawnee link came from
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ and Wholesome Human Hair Wigs ?
Noticed a dude doing everything I was doing in the gym so I hit him with that squat and curl .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ omgg awko momo
If madisonville was a fishin hole it's in need of restocking everything has been caught and returned #RandomThought
What's a band wagon ?
I'm probably the only girl who drives a tc with a bow in the back seat ... No big deal #girlscanhunttoo
The amount of times I got asked for my wifi password tonight was a little insane
Uhm , my boyfriend can hurry up . ❤ if I can't talk to him or sleep then I should study .. Once again .. NO .! #Never
Good d .
; don't make excuses for him . you can't put flowers in an asshole & amp ; call it a vase .
Our debate teacher is showing us College Humor videos after our midterms
Duke has the ugliest students ever
Apparently I dressed like Kanye tonight #wtf
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ don't poop out eggs
LOL at these two guys for thinking I wasn't gonna get my phone back !
It's not even just by a little either it's like a good 3 inch difference
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ your . tweets . are . killing . me . Hahahahaha
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahahaha I hate you
Tonight was too much .
I'm surprised I didn't lose an earring last night
Daniel just called and asked me a question about his truck ..
We can do it anywhere . I wanna freak you anywhere . ☺
Every time I say the word critter I think of _TWITTER-ENTITY_ and how much she loves that word
Get out of our business .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I LOVE THIS PICTURE SO MUCH
Oh wow Pretty Little Liars on Netflix ✌
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ Ricky's about to throw clubs and get pissed hahah
This guy just said my walks boom boom pow ! you know it booboo
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ to great
Pedicures tickle so much #icant
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ how do you know these ? Hahaha
My dad is trying to give my mom a present and she's yelling no I don't want a present from you
Ohh Mehhh GAWD white chicks is on
Bob was in my dream
Sharks can tan .
That guy that just performed on America's got talent just reminded me of _TWITTER-ENTITY_
hahahah that tweet had me dyin _TWITTER-ENTITY_
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ until cats speak , I will not be making love ...
Dying looking at all my pics from this year does it really have to end ?
James totally scared the crap out of his dad
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ why not
“ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ : Waters would probably come pick us all up personally if it meant school wasn't canceled . ”
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ we got 2 jails on this fucking monopoly bored !
I can't believe Kylie Jenner has already gotten into a car accident
I have to two weeks left , i could give a fuck what people think of me
Chicago has alot of #DetroitRedWing chants and none for there own team ! Thank you Blackhawk Fans !!
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ haha right ? The side of her head looks blue
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ so ... How about them patriots ?
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ about to catch a domestic right real quick
My dad just came in my room and jumped on me .. #cooool
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ i will as soon as my mom gets home
She said ut .... He's white " "
While I'm sleeping _TWITTER-ENTITY_ decides to answer everyone in the WORLD ... never sleeping again .
I really can't wait till I get my phone back so I can upload all the pictures from New Years
He reminds me of Johnny Ringo ! #sweetstache
YAY psych is on
Thinking about _TWITTER-ENTITY_ \keeping cool " after she got her fingers slammed in a door "
lmao at the text _TWITTER-ENTITY_ just sent me .. he's a little mad rickie beat tiger
Rachael just completely missed the chair and fell onto the floor
Kris would be the one to have a stink bug infestation
My grandpa just told my grandma to go stand in the street with a metal pole so she could get struck by lightening
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ def not you mads !!! I enjoy every . Single . One . Of your snaps !!!
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ he is a creeper
Lmfao I saw this coming your pathetic
Is it national subtweet day ?
Or just don't text me at all today
But the one and only pineapple Johnson has 36.2 K
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ awe ! I think we're neighbors now btw
Julie has fans that come into our work
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ oh it's not a bad thing ? ok
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ nolan is gonna get his hump day on
That last tweet was care of _TWITTER-ENTITY_
In high school if you had editited pictures with someone you knew the friendship was real #awkward #WhyDidHighSchoolEverHappen
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I love you tooo
you run your mouth about everybody the entire 518 doesn't like you
As everything goes back to its normal
“ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ : Laughing out loud at all of the vines from _TWITTER-ENTITY_ and _TWITTER-ENTITY_ last night ! ”same here
Brother up for grabs . 19 , intelligent , Christian , athletic , loves hunting and fishing , funny . Someone please take him .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ your trying to be funny lol well then
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ it's seriously the funniest thing ever
I laughed myself awake this morning from _TWITTER-ENTITY_ and _TWITTER-ENTITY_ tweets #GoodMorning
Hahahahaha . What goes around comes around .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ a comedian . What can I say .
Hahahah when you go to get out of bed and stand up before you realize you don't have a bra on & lt ; & lt ; & lt ;
I made Jenson mad
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ no you're a majestic eagle
Michael got his penis touched by a male
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Bahaha . Exaclty .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ is face timing me I'm his math class right now
When I'm drunk I talk to literally everyone .
Haha me showing off my ninja moves in Spanish & gt ; & gt ; _TWITTER-ENTITY_
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ ; I'll be a fool if I did .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Alabama , Auburn , Missouri , and Kentucky
I hate Chuck
You're a dancing purse _TWITTER-ENTITY_
I always eat their heads off first .. #AnimalCrackers
\I don't know what I hate more , Ashley Webster or bananas " - _TWITTER-ENTITY_ "
What is life
Just listened to _TWITTER-ENTITY_ voicemail from last night
I proceeded to hit it and quit it as the young kids sat now days ..
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ is beyond perfect . There you happy jack ?!
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ thats kinda me
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ lololol stop !! I still love you just love me back !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ lmao , good point I need a life ... I seriously do ...
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ that's the worst ! My dogs do that too !
Me and _TWITTER-ENTITY_ are having a favoring competition
Daddy made me buy black work boots
I remember when tanner Hughes used to tell me that _TWITTER-ENTITY_ wanted me so bad never knew if it was true or not
Haha , Oh My God , Kat Williams is too funny , he got me rollin
My zipper broke
I hate when guys try wearing magnums and they can't even fit it . I wear a size 6 and you don't see me walking around in a size 13 ! #girlcode
I swear to God I laughed harder tonight at that coyote call then I have in awhile
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ likes fried chicken _TWITTER-ENTITY_
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ oh god . I do not remember that
The rice is right .. I want bob barker not this drew curry
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ lmao oh god when I left that kids head was in the trash can _TWITTER-ENTITY_
Over here listening to R & B ☺️
Hoes will be hoes and try to fuck their bros #DrSuessMotherFucker
Casually chilling in a cul-de-sac by my house while they're showing it #nbd #creeperstatus
To everyone who doesn't like country music , find the nearst cliff and jump off ..... Or I'd be happy to push you .... Hahahahahah
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ finally has a twitter he knows how to log into .. Sadly there are no little birds walking around saying his tweet haha
Lolololol dying cause of _TWITTER-ENTITY_ twit pic #gotme
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ pretty much
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ good choice
Went from piles and piles of laundry to , I can finally see my floor . ☺✌ Day Complete .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I work as a nanny tomorrow . #secondjob
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ what's up with you and your sudden urge too fish all the time ?!
I'm going to look like death the rest of the week and I so do not even care
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ honestly ahahaha But I get to see you at lunch
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ we had so much fun in the woods
I would go outside and be productive today , but I'm just to lazy . #notgonnahappen
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ did the same exact thing
The Mallory family are all goons
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ yeah right ... good one
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ lmfao good luck with that one do you have a car today ?
As we're sitting on the beach Alex goes \wow look at those mountains ! " #dying "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I LOVE THIS
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you little skink you're a skank
Alex was playing a song in the car & amp ; now Mikey's playing it
The number on snap chats I've received from _TWITTER-ENTITY_ of her wisdom teeth in the past 30 mins
The guy at Best Buy thought Trent & amp ; I lived together
I'm not even getting in this argument I just wanna be obnoxious
I'm just to crazy to handle ...
I always knew I was born to protect huge black guys ily _TWITTER-ENTITY_
Talk shit all you want but we are watching film and we have seen you on you're ass about every play
i sold jamie for 36 bucks once
I still want you all to know while you were snug in your bed at 4:30 this morning I was sleeping in a bathtub
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ sprayed himself in the face with febreze ... #winner #drunkbitch
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ holy shit !!
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ tryhards had me Rofl
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ cause you lost to Bureau Valley ?
Why the fuck Boose ! U said last night u couldn't do that to a friend !
The guys that were just barking on Guy Code seriously about made me die . #guycode #hilarious
2nd time this year someone has asked if they can take a picture/snapchat my tattoo
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ apparently !
Words cant describe how drunk I was lastnight . I can not believe it
I can assure you that no one cares how ' messed up ' you're going to get tonight
So many Skittles . So little time .
This group message is killing me right now
Packing . For real for real . I'm leaving this time
I'm freaking dying right now
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ night fagg
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ LOLOLOL . Dude you kill me
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ lmfao basically
I just said same to my mom
I'm tired of being the 3rd 5th and 7th wheel with my friends
Austen left me in the middle of our girls movie night to go FaceTime her boyfriend ❤️ #kristenprobs #foreveralone
Friday was classy last night was just too much alc there's not one normal photo #sorrynotsorry
Me : krista schrock added two photos of me ... When what whaaaat . Natasha : don't sound so schrocked !! this is why I love these people
Someone really got ur hopes highWtf ?!?!?!
Got my mom to watch pitch perfect with me tonight . She loved it #FatAmyStrikesAgain
If anyone saw someone in Everett push a truck along the road that was me
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ yea that was by far the weirdest snapchat I've ever seen
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ love you guys . Stay fresh .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ that's just how you are it's awesome
He told me if you're catholic then you don't brith control .
I got front row tickets to the gun show . Pffffft .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ haha he's full of shit don't listen to him
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ OMG remember when I broke up with him and we told him he looked like a fish or something
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you too !
Fuck heather for assuming I'm not gonna have a prom date and go with her
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ yo so bout it !!! I need to find a healthy way to get my anger out . So many people I can imagine as the punching bad
Chris Tucker's impression of Michael Jackson had me dying
Hahahaha someone take away my license please
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I have some ripsticks at my house , just saying !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahaha yes it is
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ omg haha I would not take that ! I'd wake him up and be like \yo you're possessed " "
According to rumors thrown around by a bunch of 20 year old children , Apparently _TWITTER-ENTITY_ and I are dating now and I'm pregnant !?
Me & amp ; _TWITTER-ENTITY_ are getting hate on ask right now . Guarantee it's the same person
21 jump street .
What would i do without sean
To win me over , grow a beard .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ oh , well I can't keep my fiancé waiting ! We'll be reunited soon & lt ;3 ahahaha this conversation just made my day
Isaac just got pissed cause I put his screen protector on better than he did ... Hahahaha ! #noairbubbles
I literally just shit myself your so damn clueless
Em got a technical in our game and she's in 8th grade for yelling at the ref
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ made me laugh so hard
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ and everything we did ha to be ritualistic
Miami was always my second favorite team #getsmacked
Sorry honey I just feel bad for you !!
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ yay !!!! Do you love them ?!
Of all the 21 years of christmas , I've only had a bf on one of them lmao .
“ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ : Ohio State could put in their whole freshmen class and still win by 30 ”
I fell asleep on everyone I was texting last night and woke up with 32 messages
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Hahaha you took my idea
I think Alec's more excited to find out if we're having a girl or a boy then I am
Excited to see Rihanna do some crazy symbolic shit later when she performs and see everyone freak out about it
My brothers snapchats are by far the best !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Hey , I know your situation . Mom always told me that the she wouldn't be worried if I got taken because they bring me back .
That would be me #icant
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ did you really just say d wade is 40 ?
My moms flight totally just announced they had to turn the plane around because they forgot a dog that was on the flight ... THATS MY DOG
\It'd be cooler if she didn't have a head " " You can't be hung if you don't have one " " That's why it's be cooler ! " "
My dad just told me I look like a negro cause I'm so tan .
haha these talks with my aunt & gt ; & gt ;
Rosella was my highschool and Amy is my college .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahahaha okay that actually made me feel better
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I miss the fam❤️
You just think everyone loves you when actually everyone is just being fake as fuck and pretending to like you ..
Some of the freshman couples at my school are so awkward
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Lmao ok I believe you . Do you guys have like family workout sessions ?
Maddie just got a whipping
that made me laugh !!!
“ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ : What's with the mock election , most likely to be on the show cops ? Lol #what ” _TWITTER-ENTITY_ can we win this one or ..
South Beach Tow > & gt ; & gt ; #FunnyShit
Dont know why john thinks hes funny cause hes not #betterlucknexttime
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ it Is pretty funny though
I just love dropping my phone on my face .....
It's 1:20 and me and Hannah just woke up . What happened
#LT swear we was in here once or twice a week
Detective Bliven and Detective Rieger on the case
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ like I can direct my anger at whomever I want and I love him so the navy it is
HAHA even terry thinks i shouldnt be grounded that long
My daughter honestly smiles the entire time she poops ..
I see like 10 of you just kidding like 3 but your really pretty so i don't mind _TWITTER-ENTITY_
I looked high af in that snapchat I just sent .
MAKE THAT TWICE ..
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hope you're feelin a little better this mornin
Listening to Ice Ice Baby _TWITTER-ENTITY_
listening to two old men talk on the phone to each other is priceless . neither of them can hear each other very well
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ he just wanted to try something new I guess !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I love how our love for Katy Perry is the same actually mine is an obsession #ohwell
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ good tweet good tweet
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ the vine dumbass
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I forgot how much fun we used to have ! I'm comin down soon !
Love this so much
alright , I'm done now
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ #dieing
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ lol yessss
I love fucking with people that don't have iPhones . They get so pissed when they can't see my emoji's
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ he sure as heck doesn't act like one but this picture is making me die
Today my math teacher asked if _TWITTER-ENTITY_ was a kids book I'm writing cause I write thank u based god on every one of my assignments
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ just a little bit
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ I just lol'd
Mixed with black = being black . Duh .
My conversation with _TWITTER-ENTITY_ right now & gt ; & gt ; ❤
The dreams I have & gt ; & gt ; & gt ; & gt ; & gt ; #Priceless
Coty is eating cookies before we go to the gym lolololol #typical #butitcancelsout
s/O to _TWITTER-ENTITY_ for being my new friend too lol and being really funny and straight up
Elf is the best
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ wish you were here to see how wasted our dads are . Yours just tried to cannon ball me on the couch ...
Tomorrow is gonna be a lonnnnng day .
OMG just don't .
\ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ : _TWITTER-ENTITY_ I'm not actually sure what that was .. " lmao "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ figured that since there's only two .. lol , maybe I'll come by that branch sometime . prob not tho .
Oh of course my bad well then my super powers are transforming because I think hunter Hayes is so hot im gonna transform into him
Scared the shit out of my roommate twice !
Guess all just keep watching blue mountain state all night
You know what makes my day ? When you leave me the hell alone
I love syrup #elf #ohbuddy
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ you should've videotaped it . It was pretty hilarious
The princess Doritos commercial & gt ; & gt ;
Good dick make her go right to sleep
I swear as soon as it hits 11 the nights get crazier .. haha but I wouldn't change a thing ! I love you guys haha .
Im _TWITTER-ENTITY_ practicing for my permit test
hahahaha how much more booty call could you get ?? #nothanks
What #oomf just told me #DeadForDays
the only reason why laughing so hard at my dog puking is because me & amp ; ryan were literally JUST talking about how much we hate it
Heyyyy bitch come eat with us Mkayyy ! _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_
I always feel extra Italian after watching this and goodfellas
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ so this is why you're ignoring me ?
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ she wants to know you more
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ awwwwwwweweww now gtfo
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ no one understands that it's impossible to get lost here
the rumors about me keep getting weirder and more unbelievable by the day
I feel like that girl dick is bigger than mine . ✋
Jacksonville is just that bad
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I CAN'T STOP LAUGHING AND BAWLING OMG
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahaha , that is EXACTLY you !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I'll have my license by then
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ stop it you asshole .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ HAHAHA no but that picture is too perfect me whenever I walk through school
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Awful child ! You probably laughed & amp ; tweeted , then asked if she was even okay .
Going to Holter with Tristan too and the whole gang . When _TWITTER-ENTITY_ almost got in that fight with that guy
Omg so embarrassing
I'm on break and _TWITTER-ENTITY_ walks back and goes w man I ate all my muffins " #fatgirlprobz "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I have no food
Okay so enough of that shit _TWITTER-ENTITY_ come over
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ Of the 5 people that were there - someone has to have it !
Your hair is gorgeous gurrrllll haha but your funny and fun to chill with . Also someone told me you were a good kisser
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Kayla and I plan to cram in all in in the morning
my coaches & gt ; & gt ; & gt ; & gt ;
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ that was Alex
What is with the shits this morning guys
My mema really told me I can't have a sip of her painkiller bc I'm not 21 20 , pretty damn close !
dan has the hiccups haha that's what you get stupid
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I don't have it anymore , my iPhone legit deleted all my contacts two weeks ago .
Everytime something bad would happen in the conjuring , me and skyler would immediately yell \Damnit Rory . " _TWITTER-ENTITY_ "
This school is ridiculous
The real struggle is making myself look somewhat attractive on Wednesdays or else I'd dread being at school for 8 hours straight even more
So excited to be miley cyrus for Halloween
that's so weird
My room is completely spotless it only took a week
I'm praying for _TWITTER-ENTITY_ right now .
Shai thought it was a stop sign and it was a red stop light and she just goes ahead across the intersection HAHA #what
The fact that Blake tells me to kiss him like he's Eli
She was hilarious
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ babe have some sympathy
I don't hate you , I just think your pretty pathetic .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ brb dying
Still can't believe I just blew up a electric mixer thing
I whispered the whisper song to Dylan and I'm cracking up in the middle of red lobster
I can not even deal with the television today !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ lmaoooo I miss you . Glad I get to see you soon
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ HAHA !
I always get great amusement out of reading _TWITTER-ENTITY_ tweets ... They reassure me exactly why she's my best friend .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ how awesome Emily Stevens is ..
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ You're too tan to be crack dude
I really with paid would stop switching to laid .. It's the 3rd time I've sent \I get laid friday " it's super awkward #damnautocorrect "
Your rich boy be happy
Literally only me and one other girl in this movie theatre right now
My dad saw me looking at an ass picture on twitter and said hat ones nice " LOLOLOLOL . K "
i can't believe im missing glee tonight
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I had to
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ all the timeee i swearrrr
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ Hey , uh . Doc . Circumcise me , would ya ?
I Remember the first iPod nano that came out .. Shit was only 2 gb and I blew 250 on it
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ haha I was literally dying trying to take the picture
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ that's what I did too I'm watching Florida and Tennessee
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you and the sun don't get along
you ain't built for this
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ now I just changed it
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ are there really 50 shades of you lol
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ i told you why
sorry for making you read all that al
Troys mom just looked at me and goes re you on the pill " lol wut ? "
Hahahaha the office makes me crack tf up
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ ha ! Veronica , you kill me . Amanda Bynes was never relevant and well , she's just another Lindsay Lohan anyways .
Bamas kicker is like Oregons #Choke #BAMAvsAUB
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ mine is too
\ Rather put rat taps on my nips then hear you bitch about your girlfriend . " "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ chumlee is my absolute favorite
Like I'm not even watching tv or listening to music or anything . Just laying here by myself #alwaysgrounded #nolife
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ haha all I remember is you saying we have to go back for them , and then him flipping out
I like how I can tell my parents about how I used to sneak out all the time in Eagle & amp ; they laugh & amp ; say how they did when they were kids .
Had a math problem today in biology . I didn't know how to do it and my answer was \ I don't know I need _TWITTER-ENTITY_ here " "
almost completely ate shit coming out of NEI and I'm pretty sure I heard my foot crack a little . _TWITTER-ENTITY_ why are you friends with me ?
The snapchat Rip just sent me
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ something like that
Senior year is not as amazing as it sounds .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ I was also thinking this . Maddi's horny or something .
Truth is hard to swallow .. but you gotta swallow that biggin ' down like its your last bottle of vodka . #ForRealTho
I've got grease songs stuck in my head now
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ what's wrong with you
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ omg , don't even bring that up ! Lol
Breakfast with my grandpa and uncle lmao ... never a dull moment
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ so if your 20 why can't you find your own shit to deal with ? You can't lose your fat you already tried and it didn't work
Currently cuddling Renee's dog . #bigspoon
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ ive been waiting for so long to tweet that
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ the fact you want the crust off you're sandwich .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ so making a new app for those specifically , and a middle finger one cuz that's also necessary
Wouldn't you try to look hot when meeting your boyfriends ex girlfriend ? You wanna be the upgrade not the downgrade . _TWITTER-ENTITY_
SO does anyone wanna let me come over and use their wifi so I can do my school work lmfao
\Oh no , where did the sun go ? " hot chicks !! "
Clueless little girls
I'm 148 . Uh , oh ... I'm two pounds away from fat .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahahahaha Idek honestly #crankykier cum on my faceeeeeeee
Watching girl code with my grandpa & gt ; & gt ; #omg
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hello my name is _TWITTER-ENTITY_ and I'm not a #douche nice to meet you ! Only one problem ... #imgay ......
It took every inch of me to not shoot for the stars last night
Just when I think I can get away from the sex talk my family is about ... I come to Ryan's and hear the same thang . Lol #cantbeatemjoinem
My mom just called the cops on someone for littering
Thank god for notes on the Econ text
My mom might let me go to riverbend if I do good this year in school
Did y'all need a ride or somethin' ?? _TWITTER-ENTITY_
\Why does your sidewalk have a street name ""
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ sucks to suck ✌️
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ this is true !!
Get in the oven haha love my girls _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_
What's upppppp Twitter ? Everybody is asleep and I'm over here like wide awake
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ haha I got a haircut and now I'm eating such a fatty
Twice !!! #dying
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I'm crazy !!
Heyy brother unblocked me
Jokes on you girl
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I tried it on Ellie once
This guy walked got off the plane and said \omg it smells like booty in here ""
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ bahahah I thought you'd like that ICANTWAITTOSEEYOU
Some dude was pulled over on the right of the interstate , leaning out his door , puking ...
Craig sucks at bowling . He says he's not trying tho .. I know he is .
My #MCM has never been black
And now it's time for _TWITTER-ENTITY_ ✨✨ I hope we made the cut _TWITTER-ENTITY_
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Melton is on family feud right now
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ it's not a subtweet Dh
I have to give _TWITTER-ENTITY_ a fair warning of how ugly my facial expressions on snapchat may be at times
Lol my momma said she gonna marry Tyler Perry
Hey I know that guy I shot him he cried like a biiiiitchhhhh .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ them jeans just have me laughing by themselves
No one pisses me off more than you . But no one makes me happier than you do , either . Win/lose situation
Snapchat right now
I love Stewie from Family Guy
Having fat thighs is different
If _TWITTER-ENTITY_ changed his Twitter name to Small Fry & gt ; & gt ; & gt ; & gt ; & gt ; & gt ; & gt ; & gt ;
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ lol whatever
Why are you sweating it . You're with your new homegirl
Lenny kills me .
FSU fixin to have some gator soup for lunch
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ he's about to end it .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ mannnn shut up
I just went thru a red light hahaha good thing there were no cops around
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ just because it's winter doesn't mean you can have crusty toes
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ yes . He said back at you punk
Laughing about all the stuff I need to do that I'm not gonna get done #jokes
Idk why boys trip about buying their girl some tamponds . I see old men but diapers for their wives all the time .
I was gunna go to sleep but ya know FIFA was calling my name . ⚽️
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ Thanks Rascal it was one hell of a weekend
Dying at what people tweet back to Amanda Bynes
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ who do you think you are ...
Shout out to the guy who just tripped and fell on the steps of The Southern ..
Who the fuck do I look like grandfather of time . Go back to sleep . lol .
My moms road rage is hysterical #omg
I love Christmas . It's my favorite time of the year . But I can't stand Christmas music .. Is that weird ?
I fucking LOVE working with Tony
I vote _TWITTER-ENTITY_ and I go play putt putt at adventure island .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ it ran over that crossover like it was a piece of shit ! ( ;
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ still waitin .
Watching \This Means War " _TWITTER-ENTITY_ character fn kills me ! "
Dying over my snapchats with _TWITTER-ENTITY_
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ u r both gay stahp
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Oh sweet Jesus
Love how 99% of the conversations I have with _TWITTER-ENTITY_ involve food
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I feel bad for the kid . He's pathetic . Obviously there's something wrong if he's having to pay people !
Me : Pops do you have internet on your new phone ? Pops : No i don't have that stupid internet crap . I can get on google but that's it #dying
Broke out laughing in class because I remembered the story of the elevator on New Years . _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ oh my gosh ....
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ oh Nikki
emojis are my favorite thing to text with ❤☺✨⚡⛅⛅❄⛄
You and your girlfriend look like you could be twins ... #bahaha #stop ✋
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ And grow them in flower pots
But notice how he never tweeted whipple back . #BitchMade
This guy just came zipping past me on a set of heelys
The guy hitting on me at the carnival though #boybye
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I couldnt find one thing I liked the last time I went in there !
Boston fans were so excited . #shotdown
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ deal !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ one bitch at a time ....
Stop tweeting _TWITTER-ENTITY_ the fakes _TWITTER-ENTITY_
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you believe that ish
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ dont worry its good on twitter to not just in person
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ text itttt don't get it twisted
Everyone's getting a kick out of my twerking snapchats .
Homeboy thought he was cool passing all of us , then an undercover cop turned his lights on #gotem
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I just saw grey and got them sorry big boy !!
But you are one
I just remembered they forgot about my detention
Her newest idea was to move ... Again . And have study tables every night with Anna and Jamie I'm dying
no one understands me and my cat
This page rn so me !
Adam rn > & gt ; & gt ;
I'm dying right now some girls are fucking weird !
What should I write my 2nd limerick about . Help me _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_
Remembering the time I got ripped out for calling _TWITTER-ENTITY_ Alexis and then he had to explain to coach that it was his real name !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ pit bulls are death machines with tails
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ kind of like how you wish you could get fucked .. But oh wait #denied
#iwantmyclubtosign robin-ho so my club can get so many robin's and just be amazing
The fact that I hang out with my dog more than anyone else & lt ; & lt ; & lt ; & lt ;
I've never seen Dylan Sprouse as a man crush Monday before . amazing what leaking nudes will do to you . haha #dying
Congratulations on stupid in three languages #rolemodels
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Hey . #loveyoumoreeee
Lolololing at my psych test score
\My farm is in between little pine and big pine ... It's called farmer mountain . " shit mhu security says . He was being dead serious . "
Hyundai just favorited that tweet
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ where'd you go ?
Hahahaha ! you have no idea HOW HAPPY this makes me !!!!
I'm fighting _TWITTER-ENTITY_ after school . She thinks she big .
My dorm bedding is on Alaskan woman looking for love !!
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ that's why you moved ong
' Hannah cassidy ? who ? '
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ yesss ! Ahhh i still wonder if it's acceptable to put filters on your n00dz or not ?
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ that's so perfect ! ✋
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I know haha but there's just too much thirst today for me to wait to point it out therefore #thirstytuesday
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Lolz at you because you have a puma .
seeing these random pics from Wednesday night _TWITTER-ENTITY_ ... DYING over here #BOMBNYTE
Watching Finding Bigfoot and they're having a ' team meeting ' in Ohio . #truebelievers
Hamburger . McDonald's . Old McDonald had a farm ... My dad was a pharmacist ... #friends #thingsphoebesays
\Our love fern , you let it dieeeee !! Are you gonna let us die ?! " "
Listening to my step sister talk about how her boyfriend and her are fighting , so she took all the keys to his truck so he couldn't leave
I got outta bed faster than you could say snow day when I heard the phone ring
all these brock tweets are making me lol
These stories on snapchat are like emails , I don't look at them I just skip through them to get rid of the notification
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ lol okay yes I'll probably be on Friday and Saturday because I don't have plans
Me and Nicole kept sneaking into the announcers thing and we were gonna sing into the microphone but we couldn't turn it on ..
I love working front desk cause I get to #peoplecreep
Seven right now & gt ; & gt ; & gt ; & gt ;
literally just bought a Channing Tatum case .
so um .. why are you standing like that in a picture ..
People creeping at the wellness center never gets old .
Me:I'll come along I'll be the third wheelKelsee : 3 wheel 4 four wheeler Me : your fucking stupid
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I can't help it this ain't a pet zoo I'm not tryna be with a rabbit
I just saw it _TWITTER-ENTITY_ !!
I give u so much props _TWITTER-ENTITY_
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ then you thought about it ... Probably not . love you !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahahaha I hate you
Breathe in , breathe out came on . Okay , Cody ... I get it . ❤️
Hello lady in the dressing room wearing super high heels and carrying a dog in a big purse ..
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ haha yesss ! That's what best friends are for !!! Take your buns of honey and leave .. Pleaseeee say it
I'm doing all this voting for #mooresville and I can't even be in the student section Friday ... I'm selling programs again _TWITTER-ENTITY_
everyone's friendly until you meet people like me
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ lol I'm gonna play next year
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ lol good luck
He talks about them like he knows them personally .. LeBron , Dwayne , and Chris
You basically just described your girlfriend
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I'm waiting
Shane so hit with his selfies
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I don't think I have ever laughed this hard in my life .
And none for Grace Baisden
Hi my name is _TWITTER-ENTITY_ and i walk into doors that say pull #
I still can't believe I hit my mom in my sleep ... #imsorry
Shut up Tyler
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ him and Timothy
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I keep thinking about me running you over last night
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ it's funny how we are the best employees , yet we hate that place more than the whole store combined .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Welp ... Like may 4th ? My after prom i'd have to ask ..
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ that one time in the geroge
You are a joke you had your chance Be mad at yourself more than at me
Awk . I didn't mean to favorite that .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I was trying to trick you and I blame autocorrect shhhhh
Found my bearcat card after I deactivated it .
I can't even handle this right now . We were going 80 in a 50
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I got that too
Saw my bus driver , Cruella DeVille , at Kroger
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I know you do
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I knew you were gonna put this on here
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ this is the best thing ever !
The fact that Kendall thinks I just do crunches and drink protein shakes all day
“ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ : why do people go to church when u can just get the monster ball on DVD” why is this so perfect ?
Who needs relationships ?
Everytime That's My Kind of Night comes on Schazden gets super excited and shushes me He has a _TWITTER-ENTITY_ man crush
Alexa Shoffstall hates me oh well
I can't wait to play the \how long till my roommates realize I'm gay game ? " "
\ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ : _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ wtf it's 11 .......... Pm ............ " and your point is ??? "
Elson kills me #driversed #instructor gah I can't . He's chill tho .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ where you guys at ?
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ thanks for the laugh today
the sad thing is people that are liking that tweet think it's about her but it really has nothing to do with her , ooops . #iftheshoefits
Dekel and Levi .
Last night I realized that the Chic-fil-a cows tell people to eat more chicken because they don't want to get eaten ..
My club team > & gt ; your club team #TWERKTEAM
I can't help but laugh
\ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ : If I complete my bio exam with a 20 out of 60 , I still get a B in the class " time to underachieve . lol "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahaha I know they're horrible lmfao !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ is making me laugh so hard Im almost #pissingmypants #lmao
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ haha now now we need to make the matches before that step
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ no id be super tan if I did
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I got a bowl from my dad . That don't count & amp ; you smoked it to .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ no . Lol I just thought it was funny
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I have a ton of good mirror flics from last night
That last Instagram was priceless .
My mom called me princess . . I hate being called a princess but I only let my mommy do it ☺
Baptist 1950s housewife _TWITTER-ENTITY_
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ & amp ; i are the best . Like why are we single ?
Today is the beginning of shark week ! Not even kidding _TWITTER-ENTITY_
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ 5 . I'm an idiot 6 . I thought he played hockey
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ they live there . they were just visiting
There's a restraunt here called cock if the walk
Like I'm either friends with the grade about me or below me and maybe have 2 friends in my own grade ...
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ your thought process > & gt ; & gt ; & gt ;
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Lol I took a picture of it too !
What my dad just sent me & gt ; & gt ; & gt ; & gt ; My day or even week has been made !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ to the rescue !!!!
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ thought a marathon was 10 miles or 13.3 or . 6 #lmao #what
I'm more excited about My brother's college roommate than he is . #DoesHeHaveAYoungerBrother
Im such a terrible texter backer
well apparently I look like a FUCKING ALLIGATOR ✋
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I have a problem with girls ...
Things Carli snapchats me ! > & gt ; & gt ; & gt ; & gt ; & gt ; & gt ; & gt ; & gt ; & gt ;
Got accepted to SRU , moving out in less than a month , and getting a job through the university ... Yet my life is hell apparently
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I remember that !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ that's a good way to look at it !
and aunt Kerry asks the old man if he takes viagra
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ sweet so what's for lunch !?
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ wait that makes it ten times better !!!! I want to join your family !
“ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ : if u ever feel bad about yourself just think about the people who use their selfies as their lock screen or wallpaper”
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ please tell me you're doing this by yourself
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I'm seriously dying
Ben and Rhett act like 5 year olds ..
I made my mom put the rock on symbol up in a picture
Leave it to _TWITTER-ENTITY_ to put a check underneath the doormat , that happens to be surrounded with a huge puddle .. How'd you miss that ??
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you wouldn't be able to see him
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ it's Christmas . Just once a year she can have it past 10
Ryan's maturity level , grow the eff up
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ we wouldn't catch anything
Funny how mr. sommer wanted us to read a book over break
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ this is funny for multiple reasons but the first being that we were just talking about this today
Being DD for older people #memories
Eli still has more picks this week than Jamaal Charles has total touchdowns
She needs a glass of water #Thirsty
I can't wait Kaitlyn right now
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I peed
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I was just fixing your typo
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I beg to differ
The pictures on my phone from last night have me geeking
This girl is on one
If they think gonna do better on this test , they're nuts ! #FUCKIT
I love family guy
Harvs being a passenger driver right now
Like you guys really care haha ! #previoustweet
my picture on the wall at Panache is such a throwback
Last night with Kyle twerking was the best .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ what ?
i twitter creeped to keep up with the subtweetin going on all over my timeline ... #dontjudgeme
The only celebrities I met were the munchkins from the wizard of oz
Dying at Rebekah going off about her Dentist
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ OMG this I the funniest tweet I've ever seen !! #hilarious
I love _TWITTER-ENTITY_ tweets , #sofunny and #sotrue
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ in all honestly I put that emoji because I thought of you
He then proceeded to walk back out and say \ you mean these ? " Holding a maxi pad "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ what !?
I laugh when I see peoples cute ootd pics am I'm in scrubs and a carharett jacket
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Im just gonna pretend you did not just ask who Randy was ...
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ at least everyone who retweeted it thought they did have 7 .
Alabama has to get a TD . They can't kick to save their lives
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ That'll be impossible .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ if y'all let me I seriously would come back from the tattoo shop with that
so my best friend never texts me back and never wants to oovoo with me .... _TWITTER-ENTITY_ i can only contact her on twitter
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you're so full of
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ lol well my badddddd !!!
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ tweets about this guy & gt ; & gt ; & gt ;
I would love to see you bust someone in the mouth stay out of other peoples lives . #practicewhatyoupreach
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahahah !
And yes , when I go to CLEET and the COPS program I'll be sure to upload the video of me getting tazed . ⚡
Mike had to hold & amp ; control my fingers last night because I suck at GTA that bad
Ryan Harrow's voice & lt ; & lt ; & lt ; & lt ; lolololololol . I still love him though .
When a girl got a dude willin to do anything for her and she ignores him and tries to get with another dude and it doesnt work .. love it
Shut up about Desean Jackson
I hate getting my emotions fucked with Bam
A normal conversation between _TWITTER-ENTITY_ and I would be discussing our retainers .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ she get it from her momma !
Black girls are so ratchet
Just remembered I ate nachos and chicken drumsticks last night .... gooooood
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ : My boyfriend isn't allowed to sneeze in public . Girls be like less you . " He's already blessed , he has me . ”Ithese tweets "
Anthony the pretty boy #haha
You say I'm immature #please
o no no I DO stop at red lights occasionally but if there's no one coming I just go right through " -my drunk aunt "
Philly cheesesteaks , life is made
I have a feeling that twitter life will get to know my grandma pretty well
“ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ : _TWITTER-ENTITY_ your husband is going to have a beer gut and you're going to like it . ” never that
These old spice commercials man Haha always the most random shit .
Waitttttt you have friends ?? Lol
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ sick ... Please never say that again . Gag me #barf #omg
Mine and _TWITTER-ENTITY_ wardrobe is gonna be like tripled by the end of the year ..
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Kyle .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahahaha ! Omg stop !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ soph ....
This classical music is going hard right now
this fanbase I swear #BeliebersSuspendTMZ
So lets do it like they do on the discovery channel ..
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you're fucking picture on here I just realized it was us omfg
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ i mean after you chugged the tequila yeah ... LOL
This moviee Guess Who Is classic
Nice try though
“ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ : If school hasn't made you consider being a stripper once or twice , you're a liar . ” The truth
I bet Andrew wants to hit me up side the head with a bat
“ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ : Oh you're a girl who mainly has guy friends cause they're less dramatic ? You're one of a kind , man . ”
The creator of this gorgeous woo boys page is so stupid
I tell you I'm not just a hookup , so you stop associating with me . Lmfao .. Guys act like we're still in highschool . ✌️
People trip me out .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you have a diversity club ?
My family > & gt ; & gt ;
I gotta new chick , and she ain't youuuuuu
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ awe you'd look so cute in the Wendy's uniform
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ smells like crawfish
Laughing at myself for giving into this corny Facebook trend
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ I'm a money making machine , I'm a rhyme scheme . Girls chase my cash like its peaches and cream ! _TWITTER-ENTITY_ heelp
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I'm at Mathis Park and there are these bros playing here
I just watched the video _TWITTER-ENTITY_ sent me yesterday again and died Hannah's and Montana's
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ and stealing flowers
My parents are terrible at hiding presents
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ oh god and last time I drank was like .. Uh Christmas break I think lol been too long
I was such a little cocky bastard when I was down in florida
Dads solution for everything : put your foot down , call them a bitch , and leave it at that .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ literally just ordered Jimmy Johns . That was the absolute , most perfect tweet I've ever drunkenly read .
Me and _TWITTER-ENTITY_ are going to break into my old house just to stay one more night .
When _TWITTER-ENTITY_ BELCHES in public
HAHA WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON WITH MARILYN MANSON
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ is seriously like THE funniest guy ever !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ it was this guy singing a song and it was \pretty ""
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ HAHAHAHAHA this is exactly you
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahaha we'll thank you I just say what I'm thinking
I told Jaimi I want to punch a fucking wall and she responds with \I want some fucking ice cream " k bye "
How on the beginning of everyone's vines you subtly hear \go " & gt ; & gt ; "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ so sad haha
Just like that Facebook message awhile back
I think you both were absolutely dreadful
I can't even deal
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I'm kidding !
Silva is gonna play \Stanky Leg " for his entrance song #tosoon ? "
My last twet I'm beyond dead
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ skelly's truck yep ya did . I turned my head and saw you guys jump out as he pulled into blesser . You guys flew out
Omg my top on MySpace
I'm not okay
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ try not to get kicked out of this one
There's a little something there
Lol , you retweeted that little do you know it was about you .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ haha whatever you say !
“ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ : hate it when you sit down and your legs flatten out to approximately the size of australia”
Why are you so funnnnny
My mom has asked the same question 6 times and were all ignoring her hahaha
Allie is probably bigger and stronger then Sack
Abby is driving from the passenger seat _TWITTER-ENTITY_
Saucy and in public ? Hmmm that's different
Hahah , so nic asked me why we always _TWITTER-ENTITY_ him , he said he never reads them he just gets confused _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_
The heat looks like such a funny movie
Michigan's kicker sucks
In the words of Carolyn \I'm the BFF and you're the bf " to _TWITTER-ENTITY_ gagagagaga _TWITTER-ENTITY_ "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ yeah you were beyond #turnt Svedka special type of night .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I'm dying rn . I don't care how rude that was . It was fucking funny . I'll let it slide this time .
The pictures zack send me .
hope you like riding the bus Tuesday morning to school , ' cause you ain't bumming a ride off me
\ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ : _TWITTER-ENTITY_ whatever .. I have skills !! " Hahahahaha and this is why I love you ! lol "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ so _TWITTER-ENTITY_ just checked that he wouldn't have to pay to get into your house to hangout with us tonight #fratlife
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I swear it's like you live my life
#InMiddleSchool Someone tried to get me and _TWITTER-ENTITY_ to fight and we both cried .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ check out my new header #welovemandi
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ why can't you done seen all the ones on Netflix
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ I just did it tonight !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ whoooops !
I seriously don't know what I'd do without my best friend . I can honestly say , no one will ever understand our friendship . _TWITTER-ENTITY_
Why is _TWITTER-ENTITY_ such a homo ?
32 we've only talked like once ... Labels we should change that btw love your goodies
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ what the heck is hellacious ??
I asked Daddy what he wanted to do for Father's Day . \idk go to Menards . " "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ HAHAHAHA When you comin back
DYING at _TWITTER-ENTITY_ ' s last retweet
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ right now #icant
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ hehe love you akky
\It would be nice if you did something with your life instead of stuffing your mother f'ing face 24/7 " ( my sister to me ) . love her . "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ don't know if that's a good or bad thing
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahah dude that convo we just had > & gt ; & gt ; & gt ;
First off , you're a rapist _TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahah
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ lmao . Plot twist ... I get a dog instead of a cat .
Hannah's pep talk today & gt ; & gt ;
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ the ending makes the vine
$2 extra if you wanna wear jeans I'm dead lol
“ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ : That awkward moment when your dad isn't a ginger ... and neither is your mom ... #GingerProblems ” story of my life
Someone just spell out homecoming on the floor with some damn Cheerios and ill be set !
Volleyball in the rain with _TWITTER-ENTITY_ #whynot
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ not you guys
If my mom didn't leave me gas money I seriously can't go to school . I'm so far on E . oh god
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ \I was born to be a basketball babe " it really is so true though "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you've never beat me
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Amanda ... It's text
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ what you watching ? One episode a week lol . Moving granny style hahahah
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ shut up
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ awe , I'm sorry Priya ! Didn't mean to make you feel awkward !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you act like I know who Jessica is
I can't wait for a school to copy this idea , like last time
When _TWITTER-ENTITY_ gets an empty gallon of milk stuck under her tire .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Hahahaha you was suppose to get mad over me saying that
My best friend & gt ; & gt ; & gt ; & gt ; yoursssss _TWITTER-ENTITY_ . She shares hot pockets . .
this is funny
I'm dying so hideous
I really love me and Jess ' conversations
EVEN MY FRIENDS JUDGE ME BECAUSE OF THIS PERSON ! What the fuck , I gotta get away
Just saw Cheyennes grandma on cops ...
In about to be late to my first class over some chicken nuggets
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ what
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ he will be home Sunday . Wanna come stay the night .?
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ lol I thought that was about you ?
The fact that I kicked Adessa out of bed last night . & gt ;
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ get them Bosch
Zoey 101 still makes me laugh
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ can I please
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I'm just literally beautiful
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ yay I'm not the only one !!
Hahahahaha hot rod is the best movie ever
But I approve of drunk snap chatting , that my favorite .
She agreed that the wrist issue is from jacking off grocery boy to much _TWITTER-ENTITY_
He asked for it
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ u would still get a ton of those
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ oh my gosh
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I Just found my diabetic rap
My ex is such an asshole , can't believe I even loved him .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ nails guys you'll see I'm getting them for homecoming
I spend most my time on twitter , ask , and instagram
I know where pretty much everyone lives . #Stalker
Lol Joe last night told me to stay away from the u of I men's soccer club .
Loling so hard at the text Be just sent me
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ omg I haven't even seen that . I didn't know I liked it
I was just laying in bed , and I realized , ya know , _TWITTER-ENTITY_ still has my spongebob blanket .
' The Heat ' was sooo funny
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ he almost pushes me over when I walk in your house I wove him tho !
If I read your text and don't reply , I'm probably not ignoring you I just forgot to text back . Don't take it personal it happens a lot
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ not at all . I wanna smiley face on mine
The guy at subway last night took a dollar of the bill because I told him a joke that made him laugh fucking love goshen
Now watch me be all fan girl and twitter stalk ! Lol
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I've never heard something so disturbing in my life
Well there goes my good mood
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I don't understand the point in that
I probably should eat cake so late at night
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ it was funny but hey , I'm halfway there
For real this time !
Kristen I'm going crazy
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ GAYYY . Hows trig ?!
So Keegan comes down stairs , into my room , and says : \I know what mom & amp ; dad did last night . " #Dead "
Apparently when I was a baby I ripped my nana's earring out of her ear and ripped her ear lobe ...
Sorry to the people who have to listen to my music blaring in the tanning bed , grind on me is just my song
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ hes not little
Eastern Florida state college my ass . It will always be bcc to me
I don't even know why you bother
I didn't know what to say .
i literally give no fucks in life anymore , pour me a fucking shot
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ why ??
\He doesn't even clean his jizz off my bed . Talk about chivalry is dead ?! " #FrancoRoast #andysamberg "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ me and Alexa were just curious if you know if Phil woke up from the grass yet
I just love _TWITTER-ENTITY_
The Shit I Saw Today At Work
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Lol well girl look at what I retweeted again because I didn't tweet anything southern hahahaha
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ I love you Braden
I just received my first B in a science class since grade 9 .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ oh my god . You just made fetch happen . It's never going to happen Felicia .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ they dad got a million dollars but his gay son .... PRICELESS
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ lol well at the rate you're going it probably will take a lot
Shiloh wouldn't share their new ball with Hova , so Hova went around picked up all the rawhide bones and hid them in his kennel Loll
I remember last year when summer was stranded in Manchester at night and I had to wait with her until her dad came to get her
The rug rats are on
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ so you won't be there ?
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ only losers fall asleep at 2am
Josie tonight though & gt ; & gt ; & gt ; & gt ;
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ he was like hat's great now please sit down . " I couldn't . And then I brought out my sling shot . * pewpewpew "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ it should be past my bed time but oh well . I can never sleep
My tumbling Is gonna suck today . I probably won't throw my half by myself and she'll make me do 100s of V-ups like last time
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ sounds like Mrs. Brown when she's talk to me Kelsie and Cori
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ funniest thing ever #mademyday ' will you give her chocolates if she shows you her boobs ? ' _TWITTER-ENTITY_ #priceless
i miss the twins already ,
My mom just asked Sam if he gets shrinkage when he takes ice baths
It looks very magically delicious outside
So supposedly _TWITTER-ENTITY_ was one of the power rangers when he was little #ohhcoasttrips
Oh god , crying laughing is the best #goodnight
Lol I just realized one of my ex girlfriends name in my phone is he anti Christ " I'm a terrible person "
This girl crazy
\so you mean to say you care about someone besides yourself ? " "
My car might be shitty but I've had some good times with her
My dad just got home from work . And I'm just getting out of bed .
#thingsLoganGetsAlot big booty _TWITTER-ENTITY_
If I was in Hawaii , I'd make _TWITTER-ENTITY_ and _TWITTER-ENTITY_ go see Despicable Me 2 with me
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ please go watch the snap chats I just sent you though #hashtag
Haha and if I accomplished one thing today , it was getting some creep thrown out of Infinity . #proudmoments
Sierra's gonna vine me takin the test then I'm gonna fail
It's just a sprain guys , he'll be fine .
You can't tag team tatted if you have a baby tattoo after what I went through yesterday .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ aHAHAAH YES THAT'S IT
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ that's so funny !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahahaha yes
Enumclaw Drivers Ed uses my street for backing around a corner and parallel parking and its so funny to watch how bad everyone is
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I know !! He's like awkward & amp ; clueless . He takes all his dates to the same restaurant .. Hahaha
The conversations me & amp ; #oomf had tonight .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ we are . Lol
I got judged today for wearing my boots on the east
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ yes ! She already has great taste .
This song sound horrible ..
Playing bro safari for my grandma her face .
Natasha and I are dying about our bathroom memory with Christian and Bunmi wall Twerking .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hah WHAT EV ERRRR
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ WHAT HAPPENED ?
I got that spirit day spirit
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ look like an idiot you are * an idiot . #duhhhhh
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ your so dumb what would you do with the rest of the vodka after the game
\My body is very attracted to your body . But when you speak , my brain gets angry " "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ good cause if not you'll have a dead boyfriend
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ it's a love hate relationship
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ Cammeron if you knew what that meant you would agree with it completely lol
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ holy shit no wonder she told her younger fans not to watch it
Let's see what excuse you use this time
Keep thinking someone's hacking my account when I see tweets from Shaneice because we've got the same Avi
Took my mother to the gym this morning . She loved her ab workout I made her do .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ been waiting for the Grandpop tweet since I woke up
This boy just said Molly cyrus
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ yeah John bout to kill us he don't know how to drive
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ but no
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ cause we can !! and I want to
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ that picture of the brittni conversation is getting big again
Honestly hate Gino . _TWITTER-ENTITY_
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ are you awake enough to ft ?
Make me some bacon
Ray Lewis is bawling is eyes out
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ near Lincoln Nebraska ?
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ new video > & gt ; & gt ;
I volunteer my mom for way too much stuff before even asking her
you weren't calling me a bitch when you were sending me like fucking 5 page text HAHAHA
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I'll see what I can do .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ lmao imagine
Just saw some kid puking in front of kincannon
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ good song I guess I can thank Leonard's iTunes library
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ oh it looked like a bed . Shoot , that thing ( can I call her a thing ? ) is freaking me out miles and miles away .
My moms Facebook statuses kill me
I just called Micah homie .
Back home ! Beach was amazing with a great friend ! Memories were made
Can't stop laughing that _TWITTER-ENTITY_ was impressed with the chocolate chip muffins I made from a box & amp ; asked me to teach him to make them
Workaholics just had me rollllin saved my sad mood a little ☺️
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ get the helium lite app it's hilarious
The snapchat videos I get from my friends & gt ; & gt ; & gt ; #dying
11- your the baddest bitch around
I'm a wee bit smashed
Tattoo shop right next to Albion . Sorry dad , but I'm ink addicted
I will shove ice cream in my face w you ! _TWITTER-ENTITY_
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ or hut tub that apparently exists now ... who knew
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ oh now your just askin for an ass whoppin
Honestly just died . Macy .
my life goal is to be called impressive by _TWITTER-ENTITY_
I always lose my phone
C'mon by Ke$ha is probably one of the weirdest music videos I've ever seen .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ why would I see you .
\ He needs about a gallon of water for his thirsty ass . " I love Kristina "
\i can't stop my legs ! " "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ toooo cuttteeeeee
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ your background though ...
ANDREW BYNUM WAS SUSPENDED FOR SLEEPING WITH HIS COACHES WIFE
I just quoted Justin Bieber .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ oh my gosh how did you remember that ?!
My brother , Jared , Patrick & amp ; Grant all put a selfie on Instagram & amp ; put #SelfieSunday ✋
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ you two are too much ..
It's taking everything I have to not say something ✋
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ HAHAH stoppppp
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you hit really great like usual !!!!!!
Cheer group text all about bundtinis
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ we were just kidding
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I can tell
You just lost me for sure
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ i'm definitely wearing them out but i didn't want to embarrass jordan
I find it sooo funny when richie gets pissed when I fall asleep during movies
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ oh boy . Can't wait for you to visit !!!
I just can't skip the minions #potato
Omfg .. Santa(my uncle ) came here drunk .
JUST TWEETIN IN GENERAL
Snap chat is so funny
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you have me Rollin !!!!
I feel bad for some people in this class _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ totally reminded me my laundry is in the dryer ! Thank you ! ❤
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ everyone said mrs opper is mean !
I knew Maddie would screenshot that
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ he's such a playa . I don't know how he's gonna be able to take all these girls to the prom .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ im literally freaked out right now
Crying from laughing so hard > & gt ; & gt ;
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ it's fucking hilarious Weston
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ unless it was made on a Friday at gm
I'm an idiot for thinking aliens were attacking us . Omg
I freakin love food
Can't believe i just sent that
So . I just tried to tweet something . But I'm so tired I opened the calendar on my phone and accidentally made it an event ? #tired #wut lol
I want a guy who can put me in my place , because I'm the tough cookie that tends to wear the pants
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ what the hell was that snapchat sounded like a bunch of . Coyotes eating for the first time
How I get myself in these situations I may never know
Okay sorry I'm pissed maybe I should've said overweight babes upstairs just kidding they're #DZ #sns . _TWITTER-ENTITY_ understands .
When people misunderstand my tweets
I swear _TWITTER-ENTITY_ be having the most funny tweets alive
omg the pep boys at the carwash >
Hey , I just killed you . Because I'm crazy . You should have moved bitch . You're too damn lazy . _TWITTER-ENTITY_
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ Jayla you sound dumb for asking that but the way Lise said it was wrong so I guess it's funny
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Then step into Dr. Johnsons office . Professional in Online Shopping Therapy
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ penis . Well they do have a thing in common . They both hang and liquid comes out
Face timing with giuseppe while he shops for underwear may just be the funniest thing ever
Everyone at this wedding is soo drunk
All I hear in the back is \mom , mom , mom , are we there yet , mom , mom , CHICKENS , mom . ""
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ awhh , love you too Jake !! ☺ I'll never forget that
Whoot Whoot , TV at night #Becker
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ everyone else in this class somehow knows what's going on and they're all freshmen .. lol why
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ now she knows how I feel about her stupid class !
Just now seen the tweet of Corey
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ fuck I wish you could Hahahaha
Is NH gonna be mad when I tell them that my Spring Break is after this week ?
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ no I still haven't .. I was just digging through my suitcase for skank clothes to sleep in
My brother just asked my mom what a virgin is
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I will retweet all of them !
Tuktom wants to know what the big T IS _TWITTER-ENTITY_
I die whenever I see a chick trying to make extensions look cute , and it looks more like a purposeful mullet #dying #giveup ✋
I woke up to the smoke alarm going off , I guess Kayla decided to light her parents bed on fire
He hasn't talked for like an hour and is still making me laugh
I feel like my best friends just pick up on things without me even havin to say anything . They read me so well
Why do I even try
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ send me that for Christmas
why are you so obsessed with him
She's a slut but a vegetarian . Oh the irony
girl you were creeping a little top hard
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ maybe it's in both ??
So he no we FaceTimed for like 2 hours yesterday night .
I'll just call him Olive
Ben is quoting this movie ... #annoying
I like how Wes Welker stuff is on clearance
HAHA OMG cwick
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ that's hysterical . Good job , Jennie .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I'm only gone from Thursday til Saturday . And we're going tomorrow , you'll be fine
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ we all pee sooo
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ how does that even make sense I'm carrying this to text
Haha I think it's funny you're getting with all the guys I've been with have fun with my seconds sloot
Nothing but penalties .
People who know you the least got your name in their mouth the most .... shits comical
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahaha ! that may be the best one .
Tell me #33 from the packers doesn't look like _TWITTER-ENTITY_
What just happened ? _TWITTER-ENTITY_
Pcf is such a joke .
Halee WTF was that retweet
My third hour
Nev is so sexy , I just wish he'd shave that jungle on his chest , haha
Ooooooh kill em
You know that doesn't make me mad right ?
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ stop tweeting about me you fag I like to annoying you
We're the millers was reall funny
Now she is crawling on the floor growling at her lol
Josh's mom hits him when he's mean to me
Billy Ray ignoring the question about how he feels as a dad to Miley .. This is no joke
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ can I have one
This conversation on break with _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_
Literally haven't had flex in 2 1/2 months . #struggle
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ better hide yo kids , hide to wives
I suck at wrapping presents ... So sorry if your present looks like my cat mauled it !
She didn't even make it to Friday ... _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ #shesucksatlife
If I acted the way I do at home at school the teachers would probably be calling my house telling my mom I needed ADD/ADHD meds ....
The chat bar on snapchat hides my chins really well
My mom finds we name in my contacs and cried about it picturing that makes me so fucking happy
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ everyone is still alive here incase you were wondering
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ by this do you mean an hour long wall twerkinn sesh with your fav roomies ?
I study by laying in bed with the lights off
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ not anymore .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Probably the funniest thing you've ever said hands-down
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ One of us was about to be and it wasn't about to be me !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ healthy
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ idk yet , let me do the calculations
Watching bringing down the house tonight was def . a great choice #sogood
John David really just told me he just pulled some sweaty belly button lint out of his belly button WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU .
The video _TWITTER-ENTITY_ just sent me & gt ; & gt ; & gt ; & gt ; #crying
mom asked if he was flying in the air I can't
Low key just had a boxing match with my little bro #beatdown
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ bridesmaids is on
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ Dude that's real funny cause everyone at work yesterday was just having a shit fest on him
What did I just read
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ ' s new insult is to call me a sick pig .... easy there Em
well technically it only works when you ask for their number .. but a DM gets the ball rolling
Tosh . O & gt ; & gt ; & gt ; & gt ;
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ it's up to _TWITTER-ENTITY_
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I watched it a solid 10 times and laughed
Hell at least somebody wants me
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ no shit right
How many times have we made it to a championship game and got second ? _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_
my 73 year old grandpa has been watching Jackass for a good 30 min & amp ; hasn't changed the channel #bamf
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ it is !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ yeah right
My dad calls Adessa \ a mess my pants Gianna Hawkins " "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahahah It is ! She left like 20 minutes ago so she should be home any minute
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ the awkward thing was I wished _TWITTER-ENTITY_ a happy bday on accident first
Listening to _TWITTER-ENTITY_ talking to his grandma and I keep laughing so hard .. I'm losing count on my squats ! She's so AWESOME !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ lol I know . I was like half awake during it anyways . Even worse
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ haha awe I miss the days when we'd all hangout & amp ; watch glee & amp ; easy a & amp ; mean girls
I'm dying at my last vine
Well , today at the Waterpark my arm got stuck in the railing for one of the rides causing quite the scene ... #onlyme
I'm laughing while listening to pandora while on the bus again .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ new music video & gt ; & gt ; & gt ;
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ she may have laughed but I didn't cause I was agreeing with you duhhhh
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ just said she loves ari like I ❤
Hey can I get your managers number . _TWITTER-ENTITY_
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ why did I laugh so hard at that ?
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ it really is
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ & amp ; _TWITTER-ENTITY_ ' s twitter conversation during Spanish & gt ; & gt ; & gt ; & gt ; & gt ;
\I'm super cereal but nobody will listen to me " I love South Park "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I'm glad you finally expressed your feelings .
My Sexi Mexi comes home in exactly one day . You can actually meet my hot mom . LOVE YOU BABES _TWITTER-ENTITY_
I post an excessive amount of pictures of my dog on Instagram
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ well see how that goes
Natalie's mom & gt ; & gt ; & gt ; & gt ; & gt ; & gt ; & gt ; & gt ;
I came from south korea on ... The mayflower _TWITTER-ENTITY_
you would be surprised after looking at people's best friends on snapchat
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahahaha really ? I wouldn't know I've never seen that show
I nick sawyer am a faggot
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I was talking about Hollis
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ oh well why don't you get a shower at night or do you ?
\you're so good at pottery i might as well call you Harry POTter " _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you know how I get when I'm tired .... I was an uncontrollable giggle box
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ your hilarious
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ omg me too I swear there was one but it's a dolphin
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ the apostolics are the culprits of that one
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahha we can do anything EXCEPT play ball
The snapchat of santa _TWITTER-ENTITY_ sent me > & gt ; & gt ;
She blocked me then unblocked me
strawberry weasel omfg
Animals just hate Sarah .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I know .. I eat there like every night of my life
Every time I see you on my timeline I just laugh
Pranks in college .
all the girls tweeting about feeling fat after watching the victoria secret fashion show look what society has done to your minds . #shutup
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ trueeee . Haha I was like stalkerrrrr . I figured it had to do with Tessa since I sat by her at church though
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I literally have 50 pages read of my book
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ laughing out loud thanks bebe
He's so pisses rn
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I miss you too but that was Truman
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ wait .... what are you saying ? ....
My hair right now tho
Shhh , I'm peeing in the grass hah
OMG why can't I record FaceTimes ? Alicia has been singing Christmas Shoes for the past 10 minutes
I'm that girl laying in the shade with sun screen on #gingerproblems
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ my bad
I know nothing of football . But I'm still going to every home football game this year . #40
I'm never parking in front of _TWITTER-ENTITY_ house again . My car has so much bird shit on it .
Im so glad I don't have gym .
I love how once again I proved you're wrong once again
Honestly didn't think _TWITTER-ENTITY_ Album would be this good . I love the way it makes me feel #butseriously
Never a dull moment in a group chat with _TWITTER-ENTITY_ and _TWITTER-ENTITY_
Someone lets go to chipotle this weekend
Well you don't look desperate at all
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ oh my god , im dying .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ it's like a Rubik's cube of retardation !
ok does anyone remember when emmons and brendan wouldn't shutup about being ' tools ' and we all wanted to punch them ... idk random thought
Who shakes hands anymore , oh that's right Taylor Evans
Not that the bus driver from the board saw us throwthe sunkist out this morning
not sure how I feel about you ..
Thursday night the girl I watched put herself to bed , last night I got tackled and tonight I'm with a ninja . What's with these kids ?
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahahahah I can't do yoga on a goo day !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ sounds like the same jhuey
Okay ladies , the ight " is over now . LOL I mean gentleman .. "
Tank top screamin lotto I don't fit you
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ valid point . hahaha
The SnapChat that _TWITTER-ENTITY_ just sent me literally made me lol #typical #storytime
My dad said there's no point in school today because they'll call it off
\You made him spill it and now his hand is all creamy and sticky " "
She's expecting you to make the move .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ lol fuck , get it . Hahah
I think it's funny every picture you take with your new girl , your wearing things I bought you .
The shit Yas and I do
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ welppp not going in there for a while !
Well I basically have a choice of any girl at my campus . Even a teacher or two
I laugh at myself so much , it's unreal .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ mine looks horrible it's crazy ! Lol
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ me too but it gets sooo much worse omg I flipped shit on Austin for no reason today & amp ; I cried for like 20 minutes over nothing
You must not take me serious , but you will .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you're on fire
heather bought chocolate spooners cause mini wheats are too expensive i guess
Why do they keep blinking
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I crack myself up
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ noo
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ your just sitting down and I'm cheering .. that's a problem !
literally almost killed 5 people in gym #sorryguys
The people dressed up like duck dynasty > & gt ;
Omg WTF fuck me
Dumbest shoutout given award goes to you
this would be my life #ok
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ omg yes #iloveit
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I should have said something the other day but I had to let you go haha
Jordan is offering to hold a pillow in front of herself so I can get my anger out on it .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ they are so adorable I can't take it lol
Siri is my only friend
\Go sit outside with the goat and think about your actions " _TWITTER-ENTITY_ "
Me : \What are you going to wear to the baby shower ? " Jocelyn : " Well I was just gonna bring a towel ... " OMG LOL _TWITTER-ENTITY_ "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ and then ? hahahahah
Sitting in Panera and a little kid asks his mom \what's in your brain mommy ? " "
Hm ... Last night
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ ohhhhhhhh hahahahaha
I just wanna roam the house in my underwear
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you sure did . And I apparently ruined y'all's honeymoon !
He liked your death scene with his penis .
\She smelled weird but we loved her anyway " "
That's mean Patrick
Im dying at my timeline right now
Mrs Beasley is hating her life right now
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ like forreal . People are rude .
Tucker just tweeted himself
Willard is terrified of the hose , it kills me everytime !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA I refuse to do the evaluation
I'm supposed to be awake in 3 hours and I'm awake watching Scott disick prank call kris and I'm dying _TWITTER-ENTITY_
basically male swimmers wear mandex
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ okay u can switch it up
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ oh my gosh , I literally could ...
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I laughed more than I should have at that
Wonder how many of those are sent ...
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ great night
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ holy shit
Thinking of how pretty Triple H's hair was while I was washing my own in the shower . Even sang his entrance song by Motörhead I'm crazy
Me and _TWITTER-ENTITY_ on the way home . I love her so much ! ☺✌❤
That last tweet is 100% Devon
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you tweeted at yourself I think hahah ☺️
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I've had a rough morning
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ SOMM IT'S A POOR BABY
okay really gonna go to bed now ✌️
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ looks like we're twins
\Christine ! You're always in the shower so I have to pee in the sink ! " _TWITTER-ENTITY_ "
Midnight Red asked us if we were ready to turn up . #hellyeah
the new Capri sun commercial > & gt ; & gt ; & gt ;
may have just broken a couple up sorry homie but you're too good for her
Dang I wonder how bad their blood is boiling right now . They can't talk pointless shit anymore
Finishing up with the fam . Rearranging my room . Putting my tree up . & amp ; sleeping until it's time to get up in the morning
My sister just rage quit monopoly and threw everything
So how did track go today ?
I just sent Jj the longest message I've ever sent anyone .. It took like 10 screen shots to get the whole message
I can't believe I've been friends with _TWITTER-ENTITY_ and _TWITTER-ENTITY_ for 6 either
omg that was great
My mom wanted to leave us at the Texas state line
Sorry for spilling your secret babe
today was the day I officially gave up . playing your game for once #letmebeameatball ❤
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ yes that'll get cha . And thanks
Just watched girl code , so funny
Told my coach I never made my modified volleyball team . His response ? \What ? That's like cutting Jordan . " Glad he thinks so highly of me "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahahah I feel you
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ omg !!!!
I'm glad you guys are enjoying this ! _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I mean .... on a happy note i like your twitpic
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Literally thinking the same exact thing
Good god you need help
✋ you're fake as hell yet claim you're always here ? Oh okay .
I just love weaving in and out of cars hahaha
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Hahaa . They do , Lemont teeth just messed up and Lebrons not But Thanks G !!
Just dowsed Morgan in milk SORRY
Paiton thinks that its facts that she will marry prince Henry
Skillz from One Tree Hill is my spirit animal
This dog show on tv right now though . DAMNNNNNN
Sitting in a circle listening to our voicemails from last night .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ pparently bathrooms aren't for bathroom products ! " "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ HAHAHHAHAHAHA you're wild ! And it's definitely still on there
Lol people stay subtweeting on Christmas
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Sids ' career would be over I don't think Sid can fight to well plus ovi could be a boxer lol .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ unless you're a stupid girl no
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I'm quoting nemo lmfao
“ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ : At least miley is getting paid to act ratchet , the rest of you do it for free . ”
I didn't know so many booty pics , could lead too so much drama . Honestly . Grow up .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ don't make me send you another Snapchat of me flipping you off
Oomfs texts right now are too funny
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ why are you being such an asshole to people you don't even know ? go do something you're obviously bored✋
When joe says he has an issue I get scared
Spongebob just told his pet not to drop the soap
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ or coke
“ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ : If my aunt asks me to give her a manicure one more time I'm going to chop her fingers off . ”
I just don't understand why my past effects you ! I'm chillen .
Road trip with Mimi and poppy has been eventful to say the least
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ duhhh
Watching hope springs with my brothers ❤
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ do you work there ?? and first I have to actually know I'll get asked
Amy burnt up
Fat fingers !
The pictures I just found > & gt ; & gt ;
How do you get in trouble literally right after you got in trouble
i dont even know why me and ryley are doing this right now
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I'm pretty sure I have too I've seen em all . I love them !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ yes ! Maybe _TWITTER-ENTITY_ will want to join again ?
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ obviously i never said it was jesus its so much harder
Riding with my coworker who's from Boston , his accent is fuckin killin me right now
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahahahahahahahahahahhaa i can't believe you
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you would
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Lol hopefully I won't have that problem , but hey whateverrr .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ yup ! She told me she would of given me alcohol if I was at your house
Justin is so dumb that's what makes him funny
Trying to understand why bitches Facebooks , twitter , and Instagram are private when their vaginas are open to the public
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I'm not allowed saying
Witness protection program
Bailey just told me her dog is dying then proceeded to play Dog Days Are Over .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ Aubree even learned a lesson on washing tables
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ is this Danielle
and that's why you're nothing to me
Just got yelled ar for whipping a frozen french fry at Jacqi
Set my moms alarm for 3:07 a.m. Lets see if she freaks out if you've watched #TheConjuring , you know what I'm talking about
\ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ : _TWITTER-ENTITY_ sucks to be that guy he ain't gettin anywhere ! " WHAT GUY "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ it's awful
I can't even handle life right now
\I'm sorry .... for saying sorry " "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ ohhh the summer !
Lmfao yeh im the scumbag , get a hold of this guy hu ? fucking pathetic .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ if only you were sitting here dying with me ❤
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ yeah okay Claudia we're both good kids
it's 1:30 am and Sam is chasing after a cat in front of DHall on our walk back
My mom packed _TWITTER-ENTITY_ a lunch too
When people call coke pop ... Like ummm what ?
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ nice bio ! That was in mine at one point in time too
I swear _TWITTER-ENTITY_ knows how to make things really awkward
Just found the adult versions of ourselves _TWITTER-ENTITY_
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I know ! Me and you will be so good we won't need the rule book though
kyles dads friend smuggled a penguin in college
I spilled Cheerios everywhere in the commons .... #whoos
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ how ?
the happy birfdayy picture I sent Mikaela & gt ; & gt ; & gt ; & gt ; & gt ; & gt ;
Honestly I'd choose your friends over you any day #realshit
TSA today , lets go
Someone text , Dm , FaceTime me or something .
Literally just backed up into the garbage can at the gas station n knocked it over haha got stared at n laughed at
The conversation I'm having with my dad right now about black squirrels and gray squirrels & gt ; & gt ; & gt ; & gt ;
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ don't you suck ?
Dumb and Dumber is arguably one of the best movies ever made #sofunny #dying
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ just saw your BFF _TWITTER-ENTITY_ on TV ... HAHA
They have the original Evil Dead from 1981 on Netflix
I love how lake stevens uses the term urn up " with everything "
Going absolutely insane with _TWITTER-ENTITY_ from copious amounts of homework .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ , you deleted it .
1234 i laugh harder with you than anyonnne we've been close for a long long time and i love youuuu my beautiful lil han
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ well we made a fucking slip and slide top that bitch
The picture Taylor just sent me made my day seriously we were to cute in preschool ❤
I'm just saying this right now ...... _TWITTER-ENTITY_ and I call scoobs on my bed for Saturday
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I was wondering when you were gonna notice that
So concerned about what I do
BILL SNYDER IS PISSED
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ don't worry I will
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I CAN
I'm pretty sure my dad enjoys driving in the snow
I love how Corey can tell
Ohio State is about to get the at large bid a potentially play Alabama
They mad ... #OSUSucks
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ good lord love you
My moms mad cause I haven't been home in 4 days ✋
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ take your logic somewhere else
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ for real
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ well that's what my coach said
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahaha . I know bits mostly Aaron & amp ; Drew . Lol . But I don't care , I just think it's funny . Especially bc they just do it .
I remember in like 3rd grade my mom would make me go to bed at 8 two weeks before school so I get into a pattern
The girls soccer team should do a Harlem Shake . I can see A now . ✌
Y u so obsessed with me _TWITTER-ENTITY_
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ just screeched in her sleep .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ so dumb
Phone Still On 100%
When Black dudes say stupid things against Black women but in favor of white women I be like
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ THIS SONG OMG
If we have like 2 friends in common I'm not adding you on FB like nooo . #sorrynotsorry
The only thing I'm buying Jordan in Florida is a frickin alligator tooth _TWITTER-ENTITY_
They awk moment when _TWITTER-ENTITY_ thinks I was hitting on him but I was just quoting Hunter Hayes
Lol what did I just watch from the eagles ? That last play was too funny
My tweets last night > & gt ; & gt ; & gt ; & lt ; & lt ; & lt ; & lt ;
I literally make myself laugh so much .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ lmao you'll have to see wouldn't want to ruin the surprise
Ball coming at me and I move out of the way #scared
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ thanks so much claire
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ yeah ... Wasn't invited
I am so excited for Anchorman 2
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I see
Ryland in his cover photo ! Lol #littleRy
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ lololol you left it on the damn porch and could've blown away
I tweet so much when I'm emotional
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ they lost to the vikings today
that snapchat John just sent me & gt ; & gt ;
& gt ; when something falls off your bed and scares the shit out of you .
Lmao . I'm doing my makeup and listen to my cousin watch the Grinch , I'm quoting every line
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ i love it hahaha it's what you were doing behind her back when she wasnt looking hahahahahahhaa
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ snap stories are actually hilarious
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ lol he scared the shit out of me when he screamed extremely loud
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ made my night
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ okay I felt some type of way for a second .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ the struggles of bryanna
idk you but you seem cool an you always favorite my tweets
Mrs. Paige really just said deuces I'm dying
Mom asks me what my favorite liquor is ... I say \whatever is cheap and available " ☺ "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ and when they're choking
Don't know who this nigga is but he's funny af
these white girls are taking about how embarrassing it is to be a lightweight
And Bengals fans thought it was an easy win . #HA don't choke in the playoffs ( you probably will ) #sorrynotsorry
Best friends may have the ability to telepathically communicate through their thoughts & amp ; dreams without being aware of it . _TWITTER-ENTITY_
Driving 30 minutes to the closest skyline because Cam has never had it ! All he can say is \ITS CHILI ON SPAGHETTI ! " "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ idk but I found this extremely funny
In case of emergency climb down 43 flights of stairs
Which _TWITTER-ENTITY_ broke up ! _TWITTER-ENTITY_
Forgot i had these videos of fran from friday
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ we have so many memories , its crazy remember doing like wipeout in your pool with the floaties ?!
Walking into Casey's & amp ; there is some guy siting in his car , playing with his shoe . I think he might of been a little high .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ it's not as great as it seems
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ omg please video tape that for me
We're The Millers is a must see !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I know we need to reunite
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Coming from the one whose never played assassins creed so wouldn't know about that word
That Alabama game the look on their faces when they realized they lost : priceless
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ soo I'm looking through photo albums
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I'll send you the beautiful picture anyway make your night a little better
I tried to reject this guy as nicely as possible I feel bad but ok
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I'm so weak
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ in the words of your little sister just twist itt
Why would you bet on something you're surely going to lose ? Hahaha #subtweetcity
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ why is everyone always naked around me
Bitch wants to talk shit over Facebook but not have shit to say when I confront her . Haha I find that funny as fuck
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I miss you dude
Why did Dillon hang up ?! I have no one to talk to now that they're playing hide and seek
I'm really creepy when I drive around
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ yes ! I loved the Parker one ! And the first spongebob
My knees are so bruised up from just one indoor practice
I love these commercials #SuperBowl
Here comes Ro
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I know me too ! And yes please !!! Btw ; what am I bringing to the tournament Sunday ? Hahaha
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ your guys would be cute
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ are you talking to yourself ?
Freezerrrr burnnnn _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_
It's funny tho , my mom likes me hanging out with black people but she think I'm dumb for dating them
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ haha definitely not
Jokes on you
My Dog just ran into the glass door #wtf #poorPup
Lololol Kenz has no idea what Les and I are tweeting cuz she isn't #TeamiPhone
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ it's gonna wash up right into your boardwalk
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ good I love you too
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ only if we'll be taking a trip to Tiffany's ...
\I don't know , I'm weird . " - Mrs. Lipscomb "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I have a huge bruise on my foot !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ very sad !
Why do the Indians an Hispanic keep lookin at me out here ?? Yes we're family ' now can u stop staring at me
Finally , a metalcore show .
\Your grandma was a cougar back in the day ya know . She was sexy !.. And she still is ! " -Grandpa hahahaa . "
Mr. Deeds IM CRYING AT THE ECHOS
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ this is just too funny
Proper hygiene over bummmsssss
God I'm glad the hunger games of the mind are over !
The twelve is out today
The fact that my mom is hiding down stairs
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ didn't realize lmao
Please learn how to leap in dance sweetie .... You kind of suck .
She's a teacher ... she's retarded now .
sloth jokes are the best !
when Georgia plays clash of clans > & gt ;
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahaha we do it even better than the movie
Shout out to _TWITTER-ENTITY_ for being a bad ass goalie ! #pe9
\ I'm too much of a bitch and he's too much of a whiner that's why it would never workout " "
\And then I had someone's disgustingness all up on me " I freaking love my hairdresser "
-just no . but your pretty chill .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you'll grow to love them post a picture of them !!
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ she's already told us about her dumpster diving life
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ atleast you don't have to go to Tyler .. I'll brush my teeth and spray some perfume & amp ; maybe wear glasses .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I'm wearing a bathing suit top
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ omg #immature
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ can you blame him ? I mean I literally got on my hands and knees on the ground ..
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ your tweets are killing me
in love with _TWITTER-ENTITY_ header bc her family rocks
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you are so mean to me , don't make fun of me
I named my group the \Galapagos Penguins " in the beginning of the semester and were still called that "
My 6 yr old brother is walking around listening to a song that says all my friends drunk as fuck break it down roll it up #hisnewfavesong
Don't tempt her she prolly will
What you pissed I didn't respond to your texts this weekend ?
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ but Justin has been around so long you're dumb if you don't know how to spell bieber ✋
I could've punched that women in her throat
Getting home from a long trip and being surprised at seeing the location when you're about to tweet
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ now you have to get like 7 cats , a walker , saggy boobs , and house shoes
if anyone ever saw mine & amp ; _TWITTER-ENTITY_ texts they would think we're mental ..
Luc hysterically laughing after that fight with Cooke
Yes you lol !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ for what this time
These off-road lights on amazon are $154 ... my face when the guy at Southern Performance says $211
Im just gonna for the older guys like fuck everyone In my grade
not worried about it . bye ✌
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ that's why your the only one in your room
Haha literally just died ... Sis told me she broke up with her crush over snapchat , I can only imagine how awk that would be #sheshalarious
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ LOL you guys kill me
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Hahahaha I literally laughed so loud !!
Just witnessed someone trip going up the stairs . Came to a complete fall on his stomach . Day has been made .
I didn't ditch y'all . Kam was driving . Then I didn't know where y'all were so I went to McDonald's
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ and now I feel dumb haha
#ifmymomhadatwitter I'd break her phone .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ is this meant to be as funny as i think it is
I'm loving everyone's reactions
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ you tagged the wrong _TWITTER-ENTITY_
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ how do you know my bday ?
Was just proven that adults don't really grow up #mydad
Yep , I'm a rebel #undercover
All these little kids block me on Instagram like what is his I don't even know you
I can't be the only one that goes through all the pictures on my phone when I get bored
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I figured
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ i was watching that earlier
Hopes gonna love the picture I posted of her on Instagram
Yeah I definitely need a boyfriend #loserstatus
Mike is singing about having babies and it's 630 in the morning wtf lmao
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ dying . So Pittsford .
My mom just said I have issues I need some tissues #sodone
Just watched a snapchat video of _TWITTER-ENTITY_ shoving twizzlers in her mouth .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you stupid !
Good job _TWITTER-ENTITY_ ! Your mom gave me the deets on the game
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ didn't feel confident in walking down a small hill while holding cocoa so she slid down on her ass and still spilled
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ only you Elise !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ he referred to himself as \homie " at one point ✋ "
I suck . I accidentally took my coworkers keys home with me and I'm stuck babysitting and she's stuck at work .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ your funny .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ yeah you can blame it on me hahah
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ lol ah women tend to do that when they see us
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I no . He broke the backboard cause he throw rocks at it
Everytime I talk in the car no one says anything back -_-
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ ha , yes we did !! Remember the time I dropped my phone in the mud hole
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahahahhahaha that sucks
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ that was theoretically impossible ... All I have to say ...
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you spelled it right the first time
Alright my aunts new scale said im 158pounds . Its obv . Broken ..... or not .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ did you have it after gym too haha ??
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ still wish I recorded your reaction
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ do you want some ???
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ probably would be what they would say !
\They're busy sucking dick and playing dungeons and dragons , what ever those faggots do " _TWITTER-ENTITY_ "
People love hitting _TWITTER-ENTITY_ after she gets a new car ... #wreck #baddrivers
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahahah good one
\It's not my fault they put a playground right next to a sewage plant . " Hahahaha . Wtffffff . "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ do itt
Sarah get change that egg
Get her sass #dying
Yous a broke boy
This NEO Rodeo man is straight rockin his mullet right now
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ wears earplugs in the library and they look like hearing aids #hawtie
LMAOLMAOLMAO _TWITTER-ENTITY_ is a disaster right now
Dinner with my other family
Abbie's one step ahead of me
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ mr tysons chiniese one and he wont tell us wht it says
Well I kind if had a feeling something was gonna go wrong
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I'm watching you on tv !!!
Group messages are the best
Really miss looking forward to see _TWITTER-ENTITY_ every practice she's probably one of the only people I miss that are away
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ I think so
There's a blue Arby's at UK
I told Megan I'd find her a boyfriend if she found me one .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ Satan better love me . _TWITTER-ENTITY_ and I have been making him famous
#MeetTheGoldbergs is hands down the funniest show I have watched in a while . I couldn't stop laughing !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ is ur apx in Asiafs back door in between the middle poles ?
Yeah because soo many people listen to me Austin
Just got invited to path ...
A little .. That's an understatement by the way you were acting earlier .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you reading bro ? #hellnaaaaaa
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ just trying to make up for what I just did
Just kidding ericka
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ your so funny
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ why me ?!
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahhaa oh my god . I don't even understand what's going on in that picture
Aw did I make you sad ?
I feel like everyone in my class is snap chatting right now cause the faces they are making at their phones are priceless .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ but why crocs
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahaha Amanda is off her head 24/7 🆘
I bet you won't _TWITTER-ENTITY_ me
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ gets me everytime
I litterally LOL at things that is probably should laugh so hard at ..
My stepdad right now _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_
The voicemail I woke up to from Paisley last night & gt ; & gt ; & gt ; & gt ; & gt ;
I swear lunch is so funny with these two _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you make my day .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you're welcome .
His milkshake brings all the girls to the yard .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I cleared the path ! You hit hard though
After all people I be around , I think I talk to myself more than anyone
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ omg definitely backfired . I have those videos ! I've yet to watch them though . Poor kid .
Someone get me blackout drunk and give me a hair cut I think that's the only way it will happen
I never directly ask my parents if I can do something . It's always so and so asked if I could ... or they said I should . #ohwell
Back to school , out on my own again , working 45 hours a week , and financially independent . And they said I wouldn't make it #LookAtMeNow
Too much fun .
Nothing has changed _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ lmao why ?!?! You remind me if cara you lesbo
the fact that a girl in my 8th period class said \ i used to have a thong once .. but i gave it to my boyfriend as a souvenir " "
But hey 2 can play the blocking game ✌️✊
I'm pretty sure I'll be the only sober one a tomorrow's tailgate
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ kinda coincidental because we were talking about him last night
Chubbs said I got that sloppy top
My knee is so sore
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ not you
“ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ : If it can't be fixed with duct tape ... then you aren't using enough duct tape . #Truth ” _TWITTER-ENTITY_ baseball glove⚾
When _TWITTER-ENTITY_ texts me to say she spotted the troll & gt ; & gt ; & gt ;
When Blake said nobody puts baby in the corner I died
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ that shit has you crying for a different reason
Our conversations are always the best _TWITTER-ENTITY_
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ there is something wrong with you
What happens after the Sixers win the NBA Finals ? Andrew Bynum wakes up and get another hair cut
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ ohh ... gotcha . I wonder what people in the twitter world think we're talking about .. #ahahah
I love how I can sound like Jon Pardi by pluggin my nose and signing #hahahaha ✋
Oh my god this sprint commercial
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ LMFAO I JUST DIED
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ sends me a snap chat of his toothpaste every night
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ fuck no I never read a book in my life
The snapchat I sent _TWITTER-ENTITY_ last night !!!!
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ uh huh . Joined the dark side I see
So my feeling right now is not healthy for anyone lol stand clear
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Only 2 more days . Do you think you can make it that long ??
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ yea yea I know . ✋ but I'm pretty sure we've covered this before . I'm independent
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ one more year .. You can make it
Bed bugs in my draws , I'm just being honest
nanny : whenever I got mad at your grandfather when we were dating , I just went out & amp ; spent his money on clothes . then i felt better .
why are you wearing your ID card around your nexk
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahahaa not that that
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ i thought you would appreciate this the most
“ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ : #TalibanHitSongs My culture brings all the terrorist to the yard and they're like Allah o Akbar” excuse me while I go cry
Oh my gosh I'm laughing so hard at my last tweet how clever is that guys
Oh my gosh Dustin and I's conversation
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ god I thought you meant ahmed
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ y'all are crackin me up
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ I'm sorry I'm such a bad college student ❤️
People are so funny likeeeee
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ oh maddy
My grandpa just told me I need to marry a pharmacist because look how happy my grandma is ..
I just saw bailey and Douglass at wawa after they left the bar
That video just made my whole night _TWITTER-ENTITY_
If ur bf doesn't pay attention to you in real life what makes you think he's going to read your cry for attention on twitter #desperation
EVERYONE GO CHECKOUT _TWITTER-ENTITY_ ' s header
I'm confused about why it's necessary for GTA v to show bare titties at the strip club Game nerds are gonna take that too seriously
I feel like I could just sit and make a 4 hr vid about life , God , & amp ; everything in between , & amp ; people like _TWITTER-ENTITY_ would love it . ❤️
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I know you are lol . So am I . I'm glad I'll know someone besides Alli and the girls
Make sure you don't bring expensive things with you today when you come on the boat with me . _TWITTER-ENTITY_
Grandpa has pneumonia . I tell him to drink lots of fluids . His response ..... \does beer count as fluid ? " "
RYAN RUINED THE ESPLANIE MOMENT OMFG
Lol . I think my neighborhood is the only one who has electricity . Hahah .
Nobody even knows the name of those trees . They're either called vagina trees or cum trees .
Everytime the baby cries , my dog & amp ; kitten come running in my room
If anyone were to take my phone and read Jordan and I's convos ... I may only have Jordan as a friend #oneofakind ✌️
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ true . Almost impossible for you two but its okay because your hilarious
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ they are
Totally dreamt that I was drowning in a puddle last night .
\I wonder if he ever gives her anything besides a load of semen in her mouth " "
I hope you realize how annoying you really are though
I love this commercial
Obama is the worst President ? Oh ... Lets see your dumbass turn around a quick sinking , debt ridden , abused country lmao I'm dead
I was playing Pokemon on my computer yesterday bruh
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ stop . it . I just lost it at work .
420- you're my little ball of fur ! But Ummmm yeah you came over my house for my bonfire I don't wanna talk about it
Some gingers are really ugly but _TWITTER-ENTITY_ is a cute one
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ yeah ! Who doesn't ... Wait don't answer that
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I don't have nats number !! But that's hilarious !!
I walk into my economics class & amp ; this bitch goes looks at me & amp ; goes \OH GOD ... " Looooove my haters ❤ "
mee & amp ; tj conversation at the moment & gt ; & gt ; & gt ; & gt ; & gt ; & gt ;
Guys Saturday before were going to watch smith perform at the basketball game _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_
Kelsey is crazy as hell
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I already put on the team lol jk I feel trying get your body count up
Too bad you don't have a girlfriend
Happy one year to the cutest couple that I have ever matched up haha , I wish y'all the best ! _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ ❤
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ nope it was
Whud up pizza face
I'm going to be so much richer than you people . It's going to suck to be you and not me . #Sucka
The wild side in me is about to come out again , don't know how I feel about this
\It's a lambbitt ! Half lamb , half rabbit " cracks me up every time "
Am I about to go to the gas station to get a dr. Pepper ?! Yes , yes I am
Me : mom how ratchet do I look right now ? Mom : very . Thanks mom .
Funniest conversation in first hour
hahaha best text I've gotten all day
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahah buggin
Don't wear crocs people . ✋
Aka only a few of cuties I know are even an option ..... #prevtweet
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ This made me die laughing I freaking hateeeee little yappy dogs
Okay those tweets
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ be happy u didnt
I don't want to see you ...
The amount of crumbs that were just on the seat because of kaylee
my mom is freaking out she's about to call the school and vent
The moon Is blinding me threw my window just let me sleep moon man
My friends shit on me for my sensitive side but I'm proud of it
#IamThankfulFor _TWITTER-ENTITY_ singing seseme street .
The payback I got on _TWITTER-ENTITY_ & gt ; & gt ; & gt ;
When your grandma wins cards against humanity
I go on little psychotic rants about random things way too much . I really don't know how Anna puts up with me ❤️
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ xan munchies & gt ; & gt ; & gt ;
\You have no idea how bad I want to throw a cheese stick at your face " - _TWITTER-ENTITY_ well ok "
I love Lindsey's little southern sayings
Can't handle these snapchats of _TWITTER-ENTITY_ and _TWITTER-ENTITY_
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ it was fun kicking your ass today
Found a Spanish tutor . He's in Japan . Bathroomo . Kitcheno . Thank you _TWITTER-ENTITY_ that snapchat video was on point
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ touché , see ya later
Donna was even home tonight and we still didn't hangout
I'm so not going to bed till 2
I know my dad has had a couple drinks tonight because he won't stop talking ...
Omg you're pathetic
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hah that's not even funny and I'm dying right now I can't handle myself
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I know I just looked thank god
When my RA Tim walks out of the elevator while I'm twerking
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ lol this happens often . You got your privileges back ONCE . But you lost them again
hi hello how are you k bye
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ laughing 4 dayz
Blake griffin ranked over melo . these rankers are on drugs .
I have a pretty good idea that I made some bad choices last night hahaha !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ like seriously why
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you know it
Their catch phrase is hem city folk just don't get it ! " "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ bahahahaha . some people have some weird ass pics ! Lol
I had no idea what _TWITTER-ENTITY_ was talking about this morning until I got on line and all I saw was sharkisha
Yes , yes the rumors are true ! Me and _TWITTER-ENTITY_ do date , and yes we are madly in love and planning on running away together !
omg why is pat doing this right now
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ when he came in the bathroom with u while I was peeing he has no shame haha
Jayson refused a friend of ours tequila bc he always takes a shit ton and it's hilarious
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ sorry budd
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ just saw on the news that it's gonna be freezing in mass . Good luck
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ I can't get over it
\What are you a cougar ? " Cassie's dad to Cassie "
The picture _TWITTER-ENTITY_ just sent me & gt ; & gt ; & gt ; #dying
If you really know me , I'm definitely NOT a dictionary !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ my real one
Fat Amy ... Greatest character ever ...
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ every night is a tumblr night
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ is cracking me up right now . I'm literally wiping years .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ that's right ..
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ we can be like white chicks , but we have 3
Look at you , trying to be somethin
#NameYourVaginaAfterAMovie The Collector .
When me and _TWITTER-ENTITY_ get swarmed by wasps !!
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ well it is what it is
My loves getting wet
Josh said I can come over whenever I want because I'm quiet and I wash my dishes and put them away
I remember these days never again
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ finally got ya
Did my roommate really just ask our black neighbors for dance lessons ? #dying
Remember when we were little and Papa used to play us in Rummy and look through the windows and cheat _TWITTER-ENTITY_
Me and Lauren forgot my niece outside and we found her in the street ! thankgod she didn't die
Tayler wakes up . Says something that makes no sense . And then goes back to bed .
I need to be blessed with a talent overnight
My love for _TWITTER-ENTITY_ just multiplied by like six
My 10 year old cousin just asked me if my butt ever gets in the way of things ? #wtf
Wesley , his phone looks like it was made in 8000 BC . " We are outie of here tomorrow . "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I love rock band !!
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ your left hand always look good though !!
Dustin's snap chats
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I'm bein serious
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ noway you got the Patrick Kane mullet
Me and _TWITTER-ENTITY_ night & gt ; & gt ; & gt ;
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Wowzers I can't think of something good to come back with .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ the world may never know
15 out of 186 & amp ; 56 out of 233 ..... _TWITTER-ENTITY_
The desperation of _TWITTER-ENTITY_ right now
We are already planning family dinners
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahahah stop this is hilarious so ugly lol
Y'all would never guess that I want to be a nurse practitioner when I get older
JJ was an ugly baby and he still is an ugly kid
First person to retweet will be my lock screen for a week \Women Only " "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you saying that now . Go'n be a whole different story when you sitting there and can't walk
Getting feelings for someone can and will mess you up mentally and emotionally . Good thing I don't have those anymore
I snap Jacob & amp ; the first thing he asks me is why I'm not at school
anybody want to be a gift and hangout with me ?
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ You never can tell who's your friends these days
I'm done with oomf
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ well this crap is retard sometimes lol
Acting like I don't see them ?
#MyFirstKiss , I went to the bathroom afterwards to brushed my teeth and then drowned in mouth wash ...
OMG my old vines are SO embarrassing
Whenever I need to laugh I just think if my cousins ex
I just stabbed my brothers man boob with a fork ..
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you told your mom you'd \see her on the flip side ""
When the governor is golfing and he hits the walker in the head with the golf ball
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ well it didn't work
did carlos ever noticed the picture i put up of him sleeping ? #probablynot
WORKER FROM CHIPOTLE JS TEXTED ME _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_
My mom puts my basketball shoes in my room so they dot stink up the house
That kayak commercial ..... #WTF
I just slammed the car door on Zach
That multipurpose joke is not only hilarious in volleyball it could also apply to sewing classes #prevprevtweet
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ thank you Mikayla ❤ #LoveYou
Wish I had a gay best friend
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I love how you put paper towels on the ground
Because it's completely normal for my dad to be vacuuming at 2:15 in the morning .. In his underwear might I add ! Lmao !
LOL Donna & amp ; Seth know who my muscle tweet is about
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I mean I'm from Douglas and all , but the fact that they call themselves he U " is hilarious . "
But thanks Kyle for calling us fucking stupid !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ it's probably because we're boss bitches #ImBossy
My mom just told me that I can ounce that ass " .. Haha . "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ this conversation right now ! Lol
But then sometimes I have a big mouth
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ were all so funny
My mom's telling me about a guy who spit on her car so she rolled down the window and was \yelling profanities and called him white trash ""
I can honestly say I've missed you too
As if I need a reason
I have two weeks to be skinny . Who am I kidding , I will run but my eating habits won't change . #fatgirlprobz
LOL at my mom right now
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ was that supposed to be a threat
I recommend seeing the end ! It's so funny
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ gee thanks
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahahha whatevs ! They just want the D
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ we will
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I was literally about to tweet that to you guys .
Okas is playing with a balloon right now .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ okay that was before I don't be doin that shit no more .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Corey in the background .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I don't think it was medical ......
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ I seriously died
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ glad I'm not the only person with a slutty cat
My mom can't drive for her life
Pass the fucking potato _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_
Now not many people can say they've done that #pt
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ yes you do !!! Your my Lil Reese pieces
This is 40 .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ awk moment when _TWITTER-ENTITY_ isn't twitterless .
I do not feel good whatsoever
Will you be an enemy with me _TWITTER-ENTITY_ ?
Watched a bunch of home videos , some things just don't change .
Sydney Stonier has to be the dumbest person I know , I can't deal
I always have to be there to guide Rachel or bad things happen _TWITTER-ENTITY_
I sat next to so many gay guys on my flight out here that I realized I want a gay best friend
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ story of my life
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ these kids are too easy to make fun of
So Myers it must suck knowing you can't golf on offseason
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ I shouldn't think that this is funny but oh my god
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ Oh . My . God . I just died a little
I like sending Nathanial good morning texts with a random picture of a sloth . It makes his day I just know it .
I get the weirdest favorites sometimes .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ sorry ! I wish I wasn't so darn skinny ! My butt would look good in them !
But why does our say yes to the dress psych project have almost 2700 views ...??
I really am such a horrible child idk why my parents put up with me . I woulda killed me by now if I were them
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ is getting visually raped .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ when they're like 10
Maybe a blonde
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I'm glad you're picking up what I'm putting down . Lmfao
Boy band vs Man band #SNL
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ your funny
My new best friend & gt ; & gt ; & gt ;
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ isn't that the joke everyday ? #jkloveyou
I just had to ask the four year old that I am babysitting for directions ...
I'm probably the only person who would go to a college visit without my parents
This group chat escalated really quicklyyyy _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_
The fact that I'm the only person that Jonny allows to call him a faggot & gt ; & gt ; & gt ; #bffz
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ go to sleep
It's 10 in the morning and me and Eli are buzzed
My dad just said if he's gonna pay 899 a month for a car then it better come with a blow job button #zerofucks
THE CAT IS CRYING OMG
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ that's why she's such a freak !
Lmao you're dumb
She did change her header because they did fuck that night DEAD
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ BAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA
me and jake have the weirdest conversations .. i just look at them & amp ; laugh at ourselves sometimes
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ shut up . You went to like 5 and all you did was walk around . You didn't even watch the game LOL
These vines omg
Seeing coach Steele at IHOP ruined my night ! Couldn't get anything good !
Dead . I'm fucking dying rn .
Cole was such a ball hog today in pe and Johnny was too for the other team
Beyonce threw up the Illuminati sign trying to not make it noticeable ✋✋✋i died
Forever favoriting Sydney's tweets
I swear the past 10 songs I've downloaded have been baby making music well , we all know what's on my mind
I love my ghetto voice
It's not enough for you to have your own man , but you have to have everyone else's man too . #GoldenGirls
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ makeup rn OMG
Like sorry you're almost 17 and you don't even know how to work a kitchen oven , nevermind having a job
Is Tayler really texting my mom ?
My profile pic > & gt ; _TWITTER-ENTITY_
I definiately did not do that . I Natalie burns was not affiliated .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ can't . stop . laughing .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ wow I thought we had something special ....
My big brother brought sweatpants for dinner because he \can't wear anything too constricting " . "
I think I'm having way to much fun on this thing !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ maybe we should just sell ourselves
This conversation I'm having with _TWITTER-ENTITY_ & gt ; & gt ; €
I love how many girls think I'm tweeting bout them don't flatter yourself
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ no thx
Funny how you are nice to my face . Hilarious how you talk shit behind my back . Downright comical that you think I'm unaware .
\Going to my first AA meeting at the age of 18 , life is great ! " No freaking way ... "
I can't wait to go see Children Of Bodom . I hope that hot chick will be there who always rapes Alan with her eyes .
I love Ellie
Oh people crack me up come on let's keep it coming !!!
I just died .. I hate strawberries get it right
That dude just stopped and looked back at this chick on the treadmill when he was walking by
the girl at Victoria's Secret wouldn't let me spend my $100 gift card . she said come back next week to the semi annual sale and buy more .
No girlfriend , no worries .... Feel like a free agent from the pats
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ what I just said & gt ; & gt ;
Poor Hannah has to deal with our awkward silence
haley has her license and I didn't even do my 6 hours yet
the people at juban spread the most stupidest rumors ever .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I mean I'm a gypsy wanna be ... But by no means am I a gypsy . I have no idea who you're referencing but you had me dying
This is the single song all the mother fuckers tht are single 2 let's sing along #singlegirlproblems
Hahahaha my boss just sent me the surveillance video of me getting scared and falling to the floor last night
Frog in the house wild animals enjoy entering my house
Okay I was having sex with my boyfriend and he said would it be okay if I were 13 and I said eww you will be in a few years anyways
I hope one day I can be as cool as Taylor Bruce and be a twitter god like her #hahaha _TWITTER-ENTITY_
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ don't laugh at my music
Tbh I don't think I even have pants on in it
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ I already saw it but I wanna see it again ! we will make plans another day . I miss you guys !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ them things was watered down huh ?
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ oh yeah .. definitely ! ✋ #SaidNoOneEver
Dude just asked what time recess was
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ I love you girl ! Thank you !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ what If he wasn't talking about you
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ no it's not ... You've seen them . I win .
Just seen a black Santa Claus #youngstown
I swear all me and Ian do is send each other screen shots of people's tweets making fun of them
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ exactly&that's why we have such good friendships though , honesty is the best policy even if that's being mean 9/10 interactions
“ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ : Can't wait to have the most beautiful date for my brother's wedding _TWITTER-ENTITY_ ” I've decided to wear a tux #KIDDING
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ he told me he'd be home at 10
Watching Girl Code with Nana
As American as herpes and hot dogs #Atmosphere
Nothing like texting about prosthetic feet with _TWITTER-ENTITY_ during a guest speaker in class .
lol her hair looks like Cheetos I'm done .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ he's so lonely , he's the only guy in this house I don't blame him
Me and ambers convo right now & gt ; & gt ; & gt ; & gt ; & gt ;
He did not just go there
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ the ignorance of some people ...
Oh my god . I hate Maddy so much for what she just sent me .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ WHAT HAPPENED
Liar Liar is the shit
Meet the Millers . Was . Hysterical . _TWITTER-ENTITY_
my dad is like the biggest buckeye fan ever but once he told me when he was younger he pretended to be a ichigan fan to be different
Tim has this song stuck in my head now
The T-Mobil commercials are so funny
Don't fuck with the people that make your food #cardinalrule
I'm on a boat mother fuckaaaaaaa , on a boat . _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ that's literally the dumbest thing I've ever heard
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Oops . Do you miss it ?
What is my life ?
Lt so errybody trashy
Madea never disappoints .
I've had a 3 day week and a 2 day week the last two weeks . School is gonna be rough tomorrow
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ refuse to take his test if he wears wind pants to class .... and tell him I said that
Blocking me on twitter isn't gonna make me lose sleep .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ oh I though it was a girl nvm hahahaha
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ idk what I would caption it and just posted a selfie but okay
Muhammad and _TWITTER-ENTITY_ wants me to take AP Biology , AP Psychology , and AP Calculus ?
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ embarrassing !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ and what am I doing calling you Lauren . my apologies lauronald weasley
I remember Dominic stuck this things all the way up his nose
Oooohhh just hanging out with _TWITTER-ENTITY_ were suppose to be water spiders oops !
I seriously cannot get over the fact that Mrs. Williams got stick in the elevator hahahahhahahaha
He looks like a skinny ass llama I ain't scared of him taking you
When _TWITTER-ENTITY_ gets rejected
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ is being a frickin weirdo omfg #faggot
Why do people hate on _TWITTER-ENTITY_ srsly she cracks me up everytime I see that face
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ of #VegasBaby
Me and _TWITTER-ENTITY_ walked in class 20 late , Mrs. Riley's responce : I don't like you both . okay
Walking down the hallway and a teachers right tone goes off and its souja boy song
Still give someone something to pull on when I'm down and in the zone but looks clean on the town if ya know what I mean !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ she's threatening to tell the police I obviously got to her
Bre just said \I wonder if his ears are popping " "
Ranting to Clayton about our basketball teams ...
\I didn't know what it meant so I had to google it " I love my bestfriend "
Lmao people have school on Wednesday while me and _TWITTER-ENTITY_ are scheduling tattoos
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ get some meat on your bones !!
Watching 2 Guns !!
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Hahaha omg . One night we'll have to try .
Well I took that out of context .
Steph just rolled over on top of me in her sleep
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ HAHA I still laugh out loud when I see this
Roses are red violets are blue , you're a whore and I hate you !
That picture just made my whole entire day #lookinrough
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I was so drugged up Haha wish I could relive that feeling over I felt like I was in clouds ☁☁
Oh shit nicki !! ✋
I'm wearing a blanket to my bus stop
My dad gets me and Shamiah a beer and it turns I to a fight with my mom and her leaving bye
please get hit by a bus _TWITTER-ENTITY_ this is why you're my best friend
Ready for that fun car ride with _TWITTER-ENTITY_ and I'm driving ! ❤
The shit that goes down here at Cherokee Truck made my day
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ haha you said it looked like a scorpion
I'm strugglin '
Like 45 years ago ✋
I swear pitch perfect never gets old .
His hair was gorgeous too
I just choked on my slushie
“ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ : Funny cause me Paige and Matthew were sitting in my car as everybody's running up to trash my yard hahahahaha retards”
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ she stayed asleep
If y'all haven't figured it out yet I'm a very sexual person
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ no I meant like come back to Wilmington
anD I only texted Nick for one reason
No one likes you and this is exactly why .
So many red eyes and glazed over looks today . It must be the day after Halloween
“ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ : I have friends but I also have no friends at the same time u feel me” my life
Adrian Healey totally just said \quite literally " JUST LIKE Chris Traeger from Parks & amp ; rec but in a British accent . #MLSPlayoffs "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ AHAHAAHAHA . First time we ever got ISS !
Oh go tell everyone that I yelled at you last night , okayyyy #deservedit
IM such a little kid lol
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ yea was she there when I was there & amp ; we died Easter eggs ?
McDonald's with dad
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahaha this is my favorite tweet ever .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahaha make sure Emily's isn't in our room
Listening to Brother Weems from back in the day #ohdad
The busiest parking lot I see on my way to work this afternoon ..? The liquor stores of course . ❄️⛄️☔️
When the bitch who hates you awkwardly stares and you blow her a kiss & gt ; & gt ; & gt ;
My grandma- I think someone's horn is going off on their car ... Me- uh , that's music
\ & I piss on the sink ! " _TWITTER-ENTITY_ "
Masontown cops are such buttholes .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Lauren i love you stop✋
Just coached the girls powder puff game with kev I was so hype
No slut I don't want to go home with you neither do my home boys . Gtfo .
when will speedway find the iced coffee
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ it was priceless
Photo conversations are the best thing
Then takes a picture of them on with his iPad #imdone
My brother has like the same size foot and his almost 9
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ but its just nice Sometime you just gotta get over the awkwardness . Oh well I dont have that problem I'm always the small 1
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ . Ur so funny .
Most Gamecocks stop at Coastal Carolina to pee on the way to the beach .. But today we just on them . #bringonclemson
Forever eating the candy bren got from his cheerleaders
All the pictures I took this weekend absolutely ridiculous
Meet the Millers with _TWITTER-ENTITY_
Literally could not stop laughing when I saw kelsey fall
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ Bahaha .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ not you
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ if you didn't already figure it out , I'm a strange little fellow hahaha
Freaking out my brother with my half-collapsed knee
Odd don't want to go to school tomorrow . I'm dead .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahaha your a fool I just listened to them
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ okay . Good . I'm satisfied now .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahaha . You're so weird !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you said big booty . I ordered big booty .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ totally reminds me of _TWITTER-ENTITY_
I don't usually post to mean of things about people cuz I fear that they'll put me on blast
Who remembers the Prince Segment in Dave Chapelle ?
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ thanks I appreciate it
Pretty sure the guy at of forever21 was just now imagining me in the underwear that I was buying ... Considering he basically told me that
when people come up to me saying how they see my name in the paper all the time and they wonder why Quinn doesn't play softball #shedoes
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Stay clean bro
What was wrong with me last night ?
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I got yelled at on my first day
I just want to play Xbox and eat screw this
Yo I hate my Xbox . Fuck Microsoft . Christmas needs to hurry up , this ps4 is gonna be sick as hell !!
Seriously , I'd be lost without my GPS ... #punny
People need to think through things before they tweet what they think is interesting #idiot #cryingrightnow
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ worked at Samurai balls
hey crazy eyes . you're funny and we used to be close but high school separated us but you're alright via twitter
The fact that we just made a rotation schedule to fit in nap times and keep the study room is unreal _TWITTER-ENTITY_
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ lol at our square dancing experience today
Rooming with _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ tonight haha ⚽️
In my soc class today , the guys had to describe a day in the life of a girl and I have to say they did pretty good
\My text broke " "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ HAHAHA so true . But this girl has an ugly car and is just doing it cause she's lazy and doesn't wanna walk .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ awe , stop . they love you too good to have you back
LITERALLY THE CATS FACE AT THE END
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ best thing ever
I Can't Stand When Females Say That But Was The Same One Doing Just That
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ FUCK YOU BITCH
Not being able to laugh quietly is a big weakness of mine
Where the fuck did this monster come from ?
I'm gonna get so many drunk texts tomorrow
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ OMG YES ! And then have crazy shit happen to us on our way home like always !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ today & gt ;
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ * words of wisdom from Carissa Kussmaul everybody * she'll be here all week .
This one girl I was talking to loved my thumbs . She said they were so cute lmao that's prolly the most random compliment I've ever got
Haha whatever were doing at the gas station at 2am them eating ice cream in the cold . smh
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you're living the dream !
My last snapchat
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ haha what the fuck is goin on right now
When _TWITTER-ENTITY_ sends me pictures of her bellybutton .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ no cause i do too
Soccer is such a good workout you run like 3827281 miles a game
I'm a bit crazy you can say lmfao
I actually liked stunting tonight !
This duck dynasty episode
lol Nic . Dylan doesn't go to GK . He graduated from Rogers . Silly
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ LMFAO OMG I KNOW you sit on all the underwear I should be weaing !!! she looks so much betttaaa !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ lol maybe . Or look at the appointments and call in as someone else and cancel theirs
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ we'll I'm just stupid then
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ what is life lol
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ very funny
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ we can all together !
My Dad Said He's Gonna Get Me Tickets To See _TWITTER-ENTITY_ May 10th As My Grad Present #Yesssss
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ it took me awhile to figure out they were all the same face
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ grey and red _TWITTER-ENTITY_
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ of course ! I always knew you loved me
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ so I just added 69sexy69 sooo thanks hahahahahah
\If you spend $100 on flowers I'm going to think you're irresponsible " "
go look at my last tweet if you wanna laugh !
she's sooo cute
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ we are so cool , it should be illegal for us to be friends . #truth
I would visit a college on move in day
People buses was 2 hours late this morning
Mom , I have a friend over . Singing ' I came in like a wrecking ball ' is not appropriate
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ oh my cow !!! That's not okay
Watching this new #Wolverine movie and boy is it a mixture of bad and almost good hahaha
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I'm that asshole
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I swear she was a normal person .... Apparently not this is why I need to make a new Facebook . I used to accept everyone
THAT CELEBRATION BY CORDARELLE > & gt ; & gt ;
I love when random boys hit on _TWITTER-ENTITY_
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ you and your pictures
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ exactly .
Me and my mom both said my brother needs a better looking face at the same time
Showing my mom all the tats I'm gonna get hahahahha
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ dude must have been in love with me ! I literally paid for 6 and got an extra dozen and a half !
Everyone at work loves my British accent
Yay for not being pale anymore
Some people go full blown autistic when it comes to parking .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I made a 90 on my math final ... With a 30 point curve
But mostly love cause were lesbians
Does Chris Browns song \Fine China " really say I'm not dangerous ? I bet Rihanna can beg to differ ! "
Did _TWITTER-ENTITY_ just say hat smells pretty sexy for a 7 year old ? " "
There's was like 10 of us
It's funny how a month ago we were all sluts and whores and would you look at what happened .
I lied about not complaining for the rest of the day .
Don't even know if _TWITTER-ENTITY_ was speaking English on the phone #wsu
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ is the best singer around !! _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_
why tf did terrell call out a girl and say she was cat fishing people .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Public Service Announcement : Nobody fuck with Evo today , you have a 99.9% chance off dying .. Haha
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ lol it's like the milkshake thing , I can't explain how I just no why it's funny
The math songs that Dunbar shows us > & gt ; #Hilarious #Wtf
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ HAHA you just told Alex that you're going to bed
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ and _TWITTER-ENTITY_ like to pay me surprise visits on a regular basis . And I love it . Especially because it involves food/balloons
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ thanks I try
Did you get gangbanged by Crayola ?... No need to answer that . We can see it on your face .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ I can't believe I even said anything ! Lol
I've liked the Jonas brothers for 7 years ..
I can barely tell what's going on in this game ❄️
\Kids these days " "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ we're so funny hahahahaha
Everyone's complaining about the dress code
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ everyone is talking about what they look for in guys and I'm just like ... #singlegirlprobz alcohol is my best friend
oh my gosh just wow ..
Our gps just told us to make an illegal u turn
love waking up to a snapchat video of _TWITTER-ENTITY_ eating pizza
Me & amp ; Cindy's story for History & gt ; & gt ; & gt ; & gt ; & gt ; & gt ; Lmao
Would I be mean if I played a prank on lyric while she's asleep
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ rough night ?
I really wanna see #AHauntedHouse it looks so funny .
Worked11- 5:30 , went home and changed and went back to gators and hung out with Chris and Kyle until now . They had been there since 3
Jace thinks im dumb guyssss .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you know I will let you know first
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ oooooooooo that's alllll the way around the neighborhood basically GOOD LUCK
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ whatttt ?
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ lol I'm watching Mulan rn
Come get me
these snapchats are the definition of ratchet right now _TWITTER-ENTITY_
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ girls are lucky they don't have to deal with guys having periods !! You guys are evil and demanding when it's that time lol !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ my mom is obsessed with your perfume☺
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ dude wrangler wtf its your dream car get it so i don't have to hear you cry everytime one passes by
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ SHUT UP . You creep on my mom
Perfect end to Xmas . Toke and archer
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ go away
If you thinking tagging is bad , you should have heard my friends options ...
Who just flipped and fell out of the recliner Not me !!
Last time I got a \goodnight text " was like 5 months ago "
How the Grinch Stole Christmas is hilarious
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ don't worry I'll teach you my waysjust kidding don't be sad #BeHappy
The Amish Mafia this is too funny
a little bit drama happens and I get 20+ friend requests cause everyone wants to know my shit ! LOL . #die
Why this girl just tell me I can sing .
\She had a good life but i shouldve put her in commercials " "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ that's what I said !!!!
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I'm broke I had it last night
I'm always talking about killing and cutting people ! #SorryNotSorry
Just found a full box of Winchester AA's under the drivers seat of my truck
I'm actually kinda funny
Haha my tank tmrw dang near matches my hair ✌
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Cheer up butter cakes
I would be copping a feel on Keapernick while the lights was out !
“ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ : When there's one bathroom and you have to pee but people are fucking in it & lt ; & amp ; lt ; & amp ; lt ; ”
The shit Maria says ... Makes me question what goes through her head ... #bff
Lol you must not know that it notifies me when you retweet one of my retweets .
& amp ; if the two 7th graders are pregnant , than girl you NEEED Jesus
The trick to always being happy is .... I'm really stupid .
This is the first time I am not in this #twitterdrama #thankgod
It's ok , watch Bron with this fade away ..
Gym after work ... Then hopefully a nap . The Conjuring kept a sista up all night
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ whateva ! Not going to happen . Nice try
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ the fact that you guys are taking this serious .
I mean we get it ... Your inlove with yourself .. You don't need to post picture of yourself everyday to prove that
And subtweeting about a girl that don't even have a twitter
\Drama is like gay man Gatorade . It replenishes their electrolytes . " #30Rock "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ riley knows i will
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I was a very Asian baby
Remember when you guys weren't two faced fake bitches ... Ya me neither #throwbackthursday
Betches these days ✌
You cannot play a _TWITTER-ENTITY_ song after 12 at a club or shots will be fired in that mufuckkka
I can't cook for nothing
Dad- \Brodie you are an amazon woman , this is your natural climate .. Go kill something for dinner " * picks me up and shoves me out the door * "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ haha TRUE
This astronomy test will make or break our grade so naturally _TWITTER-ENTITY_ and I find everything and anything else to do besides study
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ notice how we haven't gone to get a drink in about two weeks now
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ ... Wait I totally feel you pain
Twitter is the reason I got a straight 70 in physics class last year
Just had 2 random conversations with some 40 year olds at panera bread
It's like 1 in the morning over there ... Why the fucking was he cleaning out pigs ?!?
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ it's okay I have a big tip so it evened out
Lmfao all the volleyball girls are gonna pile into subway after school
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ come back into my life☺️☺️ except for paden ( he needs to goo )
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ is that what he said ?
If you don't know ANYTHING about basketball then shut the hell up . You sound ignorant as hell
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ my sister tried to and she just ended up splashing water everywhere definitely didn't work
Don't try to get with me when you're one of my best friend's ex .. Especially when I'm with her
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahaha don't twist my words ! But I think you're the true twerk champ , rippin your pants and all
Madison is bobbing and weaving
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ he's so strange !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you are too much !! Good luck I hope your shopping adventures are all beneficial
Lol honestly confused but at the same time I don't care .. the funny thing is I defended you especially hahaha
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I was seriously just jamming out to this in smiths
81 degrees yesterday to 30 degrees today ❄️
#IGotAThingFor .... Dogs
\I had a pocket full of fucks to give ; but I just remembered I don't have any pockets at the moment " - _TWITTER-ENTITY_ "
Just rigged myself a chair in the cooler ... Pretty legit ... Ill be hiding until 3 .
When I call my mom her phone says \call from Kenzie bitcha " "
Sarah had never watched football before . Haha .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ if you want to pay I'm the worlds biggest mooch ... Always looking for some free food
Sending people the wrong snapchats .. #oops
Give up like he did
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ anything is better than pants
Everyone in Benton looks like someone I know where I'm from .. So weird .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ cutest thing ever , I know
When kids in all regents classes complain about how hard school is and how much homework they have #youdontevenknow
Those eagles players ran into each other
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ oh you know it girl they tan in the down under
I'm pretty sure I have laughed more today than I have this whole month .
I Wrecked Tosha's life at Lazer tag tonight it wasn't even Funny .
Damn guys . Did you like that tweet or did you like that tweet ?
Okay , my jumps are horrible
I'm bored so I'm gonna get very intoxicated with _TWITTER-ENTITY_
Is anybody else seeing this ?
Lauren's gunna kill us for all the messages she's gunna get in the group chat
the tweets I just read & gt ; & gt ; sucks to suck .
Roller Derby with the XC boys
Cruising on that moped ! _TWITTER-ENTITY_
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ kam , were already dating ☺ it ain't over till I say it's over
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ HAHAHAHA ACTUALLY DIED
My parents today are too much I freakin love them
Fall in love on runescape #catfish
\I want you to spend the night tonight . Like that was my original goal " what Brittany are you going to rape me "
The music in Abercrombie has to be the gayest sh*t I've ever heard
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahah you called him a fag before he even said anything
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ yeah yeah that's her excuse now
This is too good a group in my class made a rap to the beat of Hey Ma
My \confessions of a rachet " moment with _TWITTER-ENTITY_ right now . "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ You made my whole night ! Your face was priceless !
How's that girl gonna smoke with the top off in her jeep
me and _TWITTER-ENTITY_ just popcorn read our English hw loll how lame are we ...
Identity Thief > & gt ; & gt ; & gt ; & gt ;
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ its ok hes prob praying right now asking to forgive our sins
Clahe , WHYYYYYY ?!?!??
if you're receiving my snapchat videos I'm sorry _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ aweeee shit lol . i just don't wanna have to walk around the house with pants on . damn misty
The snapchat I just sent Chico hahahahahahha
They say ice cream I say HOLLY ? _TWITTER-ENTITY_
LOLING AT WHAT ALEX JUST SAID OMGGGGG
Learned some wrestling moves at the fireworks tonight so I'm gonna go ahead and call tonight a success . _TWITTER-ENTITY_
The neighbor at my parents thought I moved out bc I got married .
The last time the cubs won a World Series , the Ottomans were still around _TWITTER-ENTITY_ #dang #perspective
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ She's on the move .
This is about to get real good
Some guy even told us to kick their ass repping nb !
So many subtweets going on today
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ your pictures are too perfect
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahahaha omg the weather's weird dude .
Whoever those guys were that walked by whistled , saw the baby , practically ran
Havent texted anyone all day .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ but it doesn't sound amazing
Tiffany just asked me if she was black ...
We're such a hot team
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ oh goodness I'm pretty sure I broke his face and my knee
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ are you telling me to drink milk ?!
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I absolutely love your family !!!
This kid is so drunk omg
123- the quietest girl in ps14 . I really miss you and still remember when Miso would make jokes about you taking tiny bites of food .
As soon as I get my Schedule I'm comparing it with all my boys first I need class with at least 10 of them
The not so slim shady in my class is nick kaleels brother #dying
I'm too fucking high
Lol at the snapchat I just sent out
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ I've never even talked to you
Fucking pussssssay .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hell yeah thought it was some dude hitting my mailbox again
Also heard he got denied
Whenever someone tweets something vague and deep I want to reply with something witty but I don't want them to get offended
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ fine , fuck it
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Whiskey , rum , and beer in that order please
Spring BAKE .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahaha I'm kidding
God I fucking hate you hah
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ lolol no wait chelsea can drive us there
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ it wasn't really a face plant so ...
If there was a devil in young , college girl form ... it would definitely be me . I'm so evil
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I was never asleep but yes Dominica you are a pleasant person
lol my mom put all the christmas lights on and sent nikki a picture of our tree why
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahaha he has the tendency to do that sometimes
My mom's so drunk right now ...
Uh yeah def not going to class in the morning
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ we were talking smack
\Where is My Mind ? " By The Pixies plays in my head probably more than it should . "
the only time I ever talk to my dad is when I ask him for money hahahahahaha he hates me so much
You're like 11 you don't know what a relationship is✋
I wonder if any of my teachers realize that Im absent or get dismissed every time I have gym
That moment when you realize it's 10th week and you have 55 more swipes than you need
We got a little carried away with our family photos ...
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I'm sorry ! I take two hour long baths
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I'm dying lol but Awh we were so close ! I miss it and you too
Awkward when you favorite tweets like a second after it's been tweeted . Promise I'm not stalking anyone
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Taylor I was born ready
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ \ironman " .. "
i love how my friends just text me and tell me what we're doing on the weekends
You act like i wanted to .
Emily's little brother is the reason I have anger issues .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ all she does is stare at someone when they make her mad
The Heat > & gt ; & gt ; & gt ; & gt ;
You obviously want her ..
Claire's plans for today
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ HAHAHAH I know it's a problem lol I only sent that much to you and _TWITTER-ENTITY_
Watching VS Fashion Show with my husband . \You telling me you can buy those wings and shit in the stores ? " "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ lol it's all good we can figure something out
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ you're so right . Fuck those dumbass who founded America . Ignorant fools
My mom doesn't remember who Dylan is it's been that long
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ baby you can have me any day you want
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ damn . Nobody tells me shit anymore . Fucking assholes .
What Aubrey just brought me from the kitchen ...
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ same for you ...
In love with my new banner
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ is being discriminated at Bdubs for being a ginger ! Hahahaha Life is rough .
Duck Dynasty is back Jack .
this dude twerked on his head for a free pizza at the game . #cbj
My hair has been down for 7 hours .. #recordbreaking #whoami
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Funniest shit ever
MY PARENTS THINK IM ASLEEP AND THEYRE TALKING ABOUT MY CHRISTMAS PRESENTS . FUCK YES . THX JSUS .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I just died . That's my favorite teacher ever . #random
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ lol tray knows I'm kidding
I like how Jenna knew exactly what I was talking about
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I'm with Kaitlyn , but I'm scared Freddy will get me
when my grandpa makes the waiter bring out 3 different size bags to choose which one he wants
When my bro _TWITTER-ENTITY_ be on that hen nobody safe .. Including pizza delivery guys lol
When my sister gets 907 likes and 411 revines on the vine of she made of me
Office Max's elf yourself is the best app for the holidays
That awk moment when I really wanna go to the carnival .... #imfive
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ we were shitting bricks and it wasn't even that scary
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ omg . This literally made me laugh out loud
I can't believe I ever wasted my time with you
We go back ! Still love ya as a friend girl !!! #FerrisWheel
Bec thinks she's the shit ✌
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ I can't hair cause he is better than me
\You don't need a swimming pool for this breast stroking . " "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ don't you mean Man Candy Monday ..? Hahahaha
The only reason I want to go to the fair is because I want a Giant Corn Dog #FatGirl
I promise we have other people when we do this . we don't always do these things alone
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I have a boyfriend but I'll warn him first it's different
Now that they're asleep I suppose I'll just watch the notebook & amp ; cry bc dying alone
My grandma claims she has a neck like giraffe and the more she moves the longer it gets
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ you guys got me rollin over clothes
from the looks of it the only life long commitment you're going to have is with your right hand hahahaha
thank the lord . My dad was getting pissed
My mom just said \you failed out of college , you picked up your spurs and rode the horse home " "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ will do
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ was eating alone
The fact that alycia Dow made Brooke Coburn cry & gt ; & gt ; & gt ; & gt ; & gt ; & gt ;
I was so ugly it makes me cry every time I look at that picture
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Lol nice !
Phone dies for 30 minutes and get 100 messages from _TWITTER-ENTITY_ thaaaanks babe
Thinking about what me and _TWITTER-ENTITY_ did in the teachers lounge #suckstosuck
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ before I even clicked this I knew it was him
Let's go bucks , Michigan sucks . _TWITTER-ENTITY_
I'm laughing so hard right now . What the fuck is wrong with you
I watch really weird documentaries on Netflix , wonder what my brother thinks when he gets on there .
#InMiddleSchool .... Yeah let's talk about happier things shall we ! Lol What the hell was wrong with me
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ THINK IM CUTE . ☺❤
Moms always cracking me up
My dad has one of his employes on the phone who didn't come to work because he was hung over ,
I never should've logged onto my twitter on Vivian's iPad
Just witnessed a white teenager screaming at her half black child by the name of boogie .
when _TWITTER-ENTITY_ invites me over to make jello shots for her mom
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ don't love me no more ..
The Heat was hilarious !!
when I lived in pickerington I never understood anything most of them said . I couldn't even understand my own cousin it's the city life ..
What a fucking Sunday . _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ Haha ! I love you guys !!
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ too bad . Now what you define as an emergency is another thing ..
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ yes . Slowly but surely , I have learned this .
Some girl was just dancing on a table and it broke on her !
My mom asked my dad if he was going to bed or staying up till the crack of dawn he said Karen ... Its 9:30 in his slow drunk voice
\You got flabby arms , and your breath is bad " "
I love messin with deaja
She thinks I care
The fact that Chris Rock and Adam Sandler came out to Bugatti .
- we look at each other so weird ahah but you're cute ! and when we talk we talk for like 1 minute
I mean at least I didn't stoop to dating a sixth grader . But I guess now she doesn't have to take sex ed . right ? #Standards
I love how I knew _TWITTER-ENTITY_ as the quiet kid on the bus in elementary but now he has so much sass .
Oh my god the scream my brother does is so disgusting & amp ; hilarious at the same time ..
I was kidding about the no pants thing . I don't snapchat people pantless .
Natalie's brothers are slaying her .
Lmfao oh my god what is this
I wonder what people would think of me if they saw how I act when I am alone
ROFL _TWITTER-ENTITY_ my last tweet cuz that's not even a song
When Bret asks Brice & amp ; I if we need anything to clean the machine & amp ; Brice replies with \I'm trying to have a moment with Emma " "
Jealous mother fuckers . _TWITTER-ENTITY_
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahahaha I can't stop laughing
Nice singing over there _TWITTER-ENTITY_ ! #wootwoot
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ not a chance ! You're gonna owe be a new jeep and five dollars !
Omfg I haven't seen back up dancers with a singer since third grade really
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ maybe if you showed up it would
why yes that's me diving through a beer can pyramid
This night has turned out hilarious
Haha that was funny !!!
had a fun night of shenanigans with _TWITTER-ENTITY_
Justine takes ratchet ass selfies then puts them in black & white in the hopes that no one will notice her ratchetness _TWITTER-ENTITY_
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I'm weak HAHAHAHA Megan you are so goofy .
THE ACL LINE UP IS PERFECT
I love waking Kia up at 4 in the morning
I'm on a cough syrup cocktail that would make lil Wayne puke in his dreads - orange is the new black .
Ooooh goodness my uncle pulled out my scrapbook from graduation
my wallpaper cracks me up everytime i look at it
Molly Molly Molly ......
A British grandfather is the best wingman you can ask for .... Though he may have come off a little too strong for our waitress
Shoutout to randomly seeing _TWITTER-ENTITY_ 2 times last night
I asked my mom what today was and she replies with \hummmmpp dayyy " #brbcrying "
Watching this girl take a selfie > & gt ; & gt ; & gt ;
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ no !!!! & amp ; hahahaha that means do everything bad possible
My dad's fucking hilarious . Y'all would love him
S/O to _TWITTER-ENTITY_ for sending me videos of myself to remind me of how big of a shitshow I was this weekend !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ OH MY GOSH IM A GOOD KID
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ it would be my out right pleasure , my dear
Holy crap the cat is singing too
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Oh my god , watch the video Yolo by The Lonely Island . It looks like something we'd come up with
Can't . Stop . Laughing .
my car wouldn't smell like weed tho
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ he's in my bed
So . Emotional .
Can someone tell me why the emoji is pretty high on my recently used emojis page ?
Let's all just blame Howard for sucking that D on free throws
He got upset cuz i called him out on not having a girlfriend in like 3 years said he was gonna beat me up . Im fuckin dead yo
I just keep think about my game today when some girl slapped me & amp ; so I hit her in the face surprised it was just a foul & amp ; not a technical .
Ashlynn's mom just pissed her pants
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ def tweeted this yesterday . Biggest pet peeve
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hey it's been a rough day lol I'm going to look at that gym tomorrow before I can't fit into any of my pants lol
Channing Tatum and Jonah Hill look so queer at the beginning of this movie .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ slut . & amp ; ok
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I wish you were here to witness June high as a kite , can't even function !
I love face juggler
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ not gonna happen . #determination
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ only about 10 times !!
she thought i was a lesbian
If I was a boy it would've of been Travis
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ just a tad
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ teach me bro
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ exactly ..
These guys , are hitting on my aunt and it's funny as hell she's married and has four kids like no
I'm not going to have any friends after this _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_
Royal Harmony is gonna suck next year . #lolz #happyididntjoin
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ right now & gt ; & gt ; & gt ; & gt ; & gt ;
\I don't wanna be your friend I wanna suck your dick " "
nothing makes me feel more like a gangsta than riding by myself with some ghetto music turned up and knowing all the words
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ BAHAHAHA that's terrible
Hhaha some girls are such cunts
So ... I just fell off my bed ..
When you ignore me , it just makes me wanna find you and shove your phone up your ass omg
\What I'm homophobic because I don't wanna penis in my mouth ? " Kenny cracks me up "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ it's uhmm last nights hair
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ your turn since clearly its not me
Taylor I hate you
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Hahahaha I just died !! #LOVEYOU
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ still scared the out of me !!!
Go figure . First time in Estherville and I fall on my ass at Cody's Momma's house . #youhearditfirst
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you get crusty
I've talked to Kristen every day on the phone since we left for break
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ your picture has killed me ... you and your selfies
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ LOL !!
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I seriously cannot stop fucking laughing omg
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ aweee xo
Ever since I came back from Italy , people have been asking me to teach them how to sing pure ignorance ! Smh
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Markeis Nelson & lt ; & lt ; & lt ;
the best feeling is picking up a paycheck when i still have two from last times to #WeOutcheaa
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you too ?!?!?
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ what is your Avi ??
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ HAHAHAH seriously so glad I met at least one normal person there
Faced my fear ... Rode that bike again . #Accomplished
The process of getting to school on time today is a little bit too much to handle
I want a lot of valentimes day texts tomorrow
“ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ : \One month from today . No , you can only get it once a month . ITS LIKE YOUR FUCKING WELFARE CHECK , ONCE A FUCKING MONTH " ” "
Is it bad that I'm getting a gold card from a Kamaikan football player ? I feel like I'm betraying Hanford
my mom just told me she was gonna slap the shit out of me . #ThanksMom .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ never fails to make my day .
I need somewhere to stay tonight
I would really love to see the actual person behind the _TWITTER-ENTITY_ account
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I was legit on the floor I couldn't even hold in my laughter
Why would I mess around with someone I can't stand ? Lmfao people really have no life
I feel like Dylan is going to try and embarrass me with some made up story or picture
I might fall asleep this is taking forever
Coming from the scummiest girl in Montgomery county
If joe carello sends me one more snapchat about karli
“ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ : S/O to _TWITTER-ENTITY_ for being the cutest and having the biggest tits ever . And for having the cutest relationship ever” ❤
epic fucking fail
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ get the hell outta here ! Lmao
Lucy just went to fake punch her friend in the face and actually punched her . I'm dying
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ why ?
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I'm not planning on it
Still laughing over that last vine video _TWITTER-ENTITY_
\I'm feeling better second by second . I'm gonna puke " ...... haha #PatsNation "
I didn't care how I looked at the movies at all
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I could do a better one
Honestly Missoula is the hippiest city I have ever been to some many weirdos
SOOOO 10 favs and everyone gets to see a ratchet pic of _TWITTER-ENTITY_
I love old black people ! They're so funny !!
She made me realize something earlier that's so fucking true ✌
I have just been keeping to my friends
Pretty sure Leo just talked in her sleep
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ it's on twitter . It doesn't get any more public . You might as well write it on your forehead .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ you're an idiot
If my tweets make your day ... I thank you for reading them
Love how I can tell _TWITTER-ENTITY_ anything
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I guessed on like all of that !!
Tim and Brady are like the funniest people i know
my great grand pop is arguing with my Italian aunt-in-law about if Rome , Italy has better pizza then China .
Oh my god my walks after class with _TWITTER-ENTITY_ are honestly the best
It's officially special when you see a in a text from me
Laughing so hard you cry & gt ; & gt ; & gt ; & gt ;
You just look stupid
You could but there would be no point at all .
And We're the Millers
Cam just told me he would bring me food when he visits me ... I'm in love ❤
Anthony girlfriend is absolutey crazy
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you're sucha drunk
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ I'll take you both then we can crave this guy
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahahahaha my god
I stole _TWITTER-ENTITY_ from her boyfriend like 3 times last night
\In medical school you will learn about diseases that haven't been around in 100 years and you'll sit there and say I think I have that ! " "
My TL just made me legit LOL . Hahahah
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ bikers going up to sturgis ... dumbass
I'm just going to point out the elephant in the room .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ fish fish mcbites mcbites
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ can you imagine his goofy ass on a TV show on A & E ?
Lol what if #Vine made it so you can upload pictures ... #ISeeAWarComing
I found some really embarrassing pictures back in 6 and 7th grade
I swear AT LEAST over 100 gay ' Liam Payne ' accounts have tweeted me
I love _TWITTER-ENTITY_ and his snapchats soo much
My tweets make it seem like my life revolves around running thesis and drinking ... Oh shit . But that is my life .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahahahaha seriously did we take anymore ?
watching best vines !
Hocus pocus , soup , Fritos , and chandler . This night couldn't get any better . Wait it just did cause she told Jordan she has a date
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ No !!
Pretty sure if I keep smokin cigs I'll sound like DMX by like 40 #wishfulthinking
I bet y'all call that the whore runner
Some people should take their own advice .
I can go to a four year college but my guidance counselor is a douche ! whatever bitch
Lol . CLEARLY it wasnt meant to be .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I love you
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ my sister did too
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ yeah you were really sober last night from the looks of things
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ what's your number ?
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ what the fuck made you think of this !?
This kid has a Bluth's Frozen Banana Stand poster in his room
Lololol my mom thinks ill be home by 9 every night . What a joke .
Haha oh man I love my life
The new rumor everyone is saying I can't believe it
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ HAHAHAHHA that picture is so creepy poor baby though , we will just have to find a new kitty
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ no way ?
Just had a conversation about dinosaurs with sterling
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ Yeah . You look like a dumbass
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ what the hell everrrrr
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Did you like Harry's twerking at the TCAs ?
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ first you said I was obsessed with Tyler now you're saying Gatlin ? Lol . Make up your mind . I said bye a long time ago , BYE
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ good thing I'm not lesbian lmao
My 4 year old niece says she likes God & amp ; Santa Clause but she likes Santa better .
\Oh no ! They looked at each other and bloom it happened . They fell in love . " "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ swagger jagger , swagger jagerrrrrr
I want a person to vent to , but then I remember I don't trust anyone
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ omg you watch that too
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ lol good point
oh god ... this bitch in the sparkly cloak
I like playing basketball , even tho I suck . ✌
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ bahahaha will I be seeing that cute face of yours this weekend !?
Brando just pissed on his drive way
Am I the only one to ever notice spongebob was the first one to twerk ?
Just had this lady convinced I spoke Spanish for a good 10-15 mins
The Japanese here always ask the waitress what to tip .... I'd say $20 for every check
Hope _TWITTER-ENTITY_ enjoys my twerk Tuesday picture
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ well you go right ahead ! I would praise you if it worked
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ text me !
Lookin so rough even the Nashville filter can't help me out & lt ; & lt ; & lt ; & lt ;
Hahaha it was only a matter of time ! \ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ : My dads watching Buckwild right now ""
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ omg you're awesome
I swear nathan takes a selfie on my phone every time we're together
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ because everyone does that during their daily life
Work was fun today
Subtweets are a botch , aren't they ?
I take my niece places so people will think I'm a DILF .... #oneday
WA-CHA ! _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ we might not know what the hell a director feels , but we'll at least know how to shoot plasma guns
\ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ : When you watch ridiculousness & amp ; you're in that mood where everything is just hilarious & gt ; & gt ; & gt ; & gt ; & gt ; " buttered "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I actually kinda am . Is that bad ?
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ haha yees ! I'm always curious to see who has what pierced !
The fact that _TWITTER-ENTITY_ fell flat on her face tonight in the middle of the dance floor at bootleggers ! #hilarious #priceless
My grandma decides to make spaghetti at 10 .... sounds good to me
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ is getting snapchat everyone !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ is that your away message ?
You are by the ugliest little child I have ever seen in my life
If you don't know mine and Jared's friendship you probably think that we hate each other #loveyou _TWITTER-ENTITY_
My last tweet had to be one of the most random things I've ever thought of .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahahaha , stop
Sometimes I wonder if I'm someone's crush ... or if someone thinks about me all the time .. then I'm like nahhhh #haha #wonthappen
Alana always comes over with best stories
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Everything itches really ?!
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ we were just talking bout this
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ I'm just glad I'm not the only crazy person awake right now !
Boys are so funny #JustStop
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ it's okay . I'll put your sunscreen on you
When your ex gets with someone uglier than you > & gt ; & gt ; _TWITTER-ENTITY_ #hilarious .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ YES THATS THE ONE I LIVE DOWN THE STREET FROM CHRIS , YOU DIDNT KNOW THAT
99% sure I just drove past brian
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ oh my gosh ... I wish I would've been there ..
The vine I just made & gt ; & gt ; & gt ; & gt ; & gt ;
Woke up with money stuck to my leg
off to Kelley's island just because I haven't been to Sandusky enough this summer
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ Woah let's not get ahead of our selves here . You guys know I'm never getting married
She fell walking home
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ omg too funny
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ me and you have completed the most seasons #RandomFactOfTheDay
\Girl , you nippin , you could scratch a car with those nips " "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I know , somehow jk !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I had a pAir back in the day
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ lmao told ya . You're an idiot . I knew I wasn't getting a relationship or anything out of it so I was just hittin it .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I need to listen to some Cudi or somethin to earn my manhood back
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ OMG that's so true I did that when I posted it
Hoping I see Sam Grey at Apple Blossom
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I can't
Nothin like eating stuffing at 1:30 in the morning _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ yeah that's what I thought you meant
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahahahahahaha yes I mean mom and mom
Beth and baby Lisa crack me up . Who in the world goes out in heels to pick criminals up ?
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ yes , yes it was
Tbh _TWITTER-ENTITY_ & amp ; _TWITTER-ENTITY_ are super funny people
I'll say it again , fuck the Steelers .
BUCK MCDONALDS !!
Guys who ask for nudes How old are we now ?
\Shazam that bitch " "
Do you know who you look like ? No .... My future girlfriend
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ ohhhhh hahahahaha
Brought my big cuz to Lulu Lemon & amp ; J . Crew tonight for the 1st time and dropped almost a grand EASY ... Thankfully NY finance pays him well
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I thought you meant throat
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ feeling isn't not will it ever be mutual ..... jk
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ cracks me up
Some kid in my 8 am ripped off one of the straps to his back pack so I asked he said bc he couldn't find the one strap ones at the store
I seriously don't even know what the fuck just happend but I'm laughing my ass off
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I stopped talkin to you so you feel like you have less
My mom just told me \you wouldn't be so tired if you didn't run around all night like a trashy whore " #thanksmom "
That's right , you think you're being cute .
this is hilarious .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ pretty little liars
Was trying to take a really cute picture of Rafea but then I dropped a chip and she moved going after it
I lost a shoe somewhere between home and work lol therefor ..... I am wearing socks and flip flopsso not ideal
\ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ : _TWITTER-ENTITY_ haha what possessed you to paint your dogs toenails " she's a princess and deserves to be treated like one "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ idk either I'm right there with you ☺
Dads reaction to Taylor's hair & gt ; & gt ;
Everyone hates so hard on the Heat . Who cares WE WON !!!
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahhaha you were driving my car and weren't listening to me when I told you to shift
When lesbians come on during watching Teen Wolf with my granny .... This shit is awkward ! Glad she don't know I'm gay .
Oh gosh .. My poor parents ! Giggles upon giggles from the Vasdal sisters tonight !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ anytime I watch spongebob , I think of you and your Patrick impressions . Lollll .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ of course , of course . Haha .
I thought I was dreaming that someone was ringing my door bell . But in reality , it was my manager trying to wake me up to get the store key
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ sex or drinking
Our life's a joke lol ! #cantmove _TWITTER-ENTITY_
Just watching basketball in my man cave wishing someone would let me in her lady cave .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Omg the chafed one is by far the best it smells like cake
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ is more girly than me .
The video Faith made of me dancing to ' How Many Drinks '
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ LMAO YES !!! #SadButHilarious #GoodTimes how's Babygirl Laylie ?!
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ exactly what my dad does too with the camaro ! It's like they think their cool
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I like wright but you know I'm a Yankees fan and Jeter is my mans
I still can't get over the \orange peanut " thing !! _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ "
I don't think u realize how many fake friends u really have
Belichek's post game interview right now
I can't handle my own humor I'm so funny .
Ohh gosh Chad and Zach right now haha
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ too bad . Already being delivered
Impractical Jokers have me dying
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Yes mam !
Wait Nelly just messed up his own song #embarassing
Happy #Jewish new year ! Even if it is September ... those darn Gentiles
Both the Seahawks ' kickers and punter are all gingers
i told my mom to have a baby , she said no , so i told her im havin one , she said no
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ so I was looking at my Facebook cause I haven't gotten on in ages and I just noticed we put each other as sisters #missyou
Goofy ass people
Loved seeing _TWITTER-ENTITY_ beautiful sunburned face today
#nameyourboobsafterasong nothing like us
He wore a mouth piece for flag football
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ where you gonna transfer to ?
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Carrie Scary Underwear
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ haha have _TWITTER-ENTITY_ do it for you . He use to all the time right ?
Impractical Jokers though
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ we are so mean
I take it _TWITTER-ENTITY_ doesn't appreciate \k " .... "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ it looks like your about to pop !
Hannah's about to beat up a baby
And the fact that y'all liked each others pictures makes y'all look even gayer !
The conversation I'm having with #oomf at the moment .
me and Tina are best friends she just doesn't know it
having way too much fun with these snapchats right now #sorrynotsorry
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ omg .
Hey everyone , _TWITTER-ENTITY_ just snap chatted in Taco Bell .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hey I'll haul your drunk ass home if your not too far andddd if I'm still up lol . #safetyfirst
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ his mask though ......
that tweet was so relevant to what meridian tagged me in
I really can't believe _TWITTER-ENTITY_ snapchatted me a pic of him taking a dookie
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ haha , uh , maybe later .
I can't even handle this conversation right now . _TWITTER-ENTITY_ #lovethatbitch
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I did that last year and I honestly thought the side of my rib was broken . after that I did like 15 run throughs
That time we stopped Mercyhurst Prep their first drive and then got beat 41-7
\I'm an older lady with a young spirit And he's an older man with a young spirit " - me on me and rob dyrdek dating #notdrunkatall "
Hey jew guys , do y'all have black curly hair ? Of course Jew do !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ same here and mine isn't even hard .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ so cheesy
Do people not understand you send a picture for a tbh not like the damn picture
I'm all tatted up now . Now Rosie calls me a thug Bugg . Lol . #ouch
I'm gonna be honest with you ... Didn't take that picture and I have no clue where in the school that is
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ My mom read it first and then read it to me for emphasis that my little sister is growing up too fast .
Forgot how much I love the show Glee #judgeme
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ OMG this is perf ! That was hilarious .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I love you so much❤
my boyfriend just said he has the dick so he wears the pants
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you mean your sister sitting right next to you ?
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ -- > ahahahaha never . I smell like pumpkin spice . you smell like Beenie Weenie
Everyone looks so uninterested
I feel sorry for you if you don't emojis .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ who Anthony
I'm pretty sure this ight is a big misunderstanding but oh well
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ yeah ..
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ it's okay , all I saw were you & amp ; Ed's nudeys in the VFW bathroom
“ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ : i rub your ear in math class” Yeah u do !
“ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ : My sister told me she wants to be a hoe for Halloween ... I never knew she was into gardening . ”
I just sent Brittany the cutest 11 year anniversary of our best friendship
I feel like _TWITTER-ENTITY_ eating this popcorn ...
Cicadas across a mountain , sounds like Apocalypse is upon us
Obsessed with the _TWITTER-ENTITY_ show she's amazing
everybody already calls me a ginger .. I don't have much to loose !
\it's okay I like weed in my hair " " I like my nose in your ass " "
This is the third day in a row that I've missed 1st , 2nd , and 3rd period
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ is funny .
Yea wrong person
Not a pack , just ONE
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ why are you stalking my page ?
Who's Line Is It Anyway will never get old #lovethisshow
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ haha okay maybe this would work . I'm gunna make millions off of the idea . Thanks ! dibs on Channing tatum in The Vow !
Paw paw just asked me when is Chris Bosh gone come our the closet
I dont think i ever walk into _TWITTER-ENTITY_ ' s house without her dog biting me
hahaha yup its better i chose to do nothing last night
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I can't believe he did
.... I think I'm going to cry .......
Me & amp ; Baylee trynna be country !
The bond _TWITTER-ENTITY_ and I have ☺
Conned the kids I'm watching to brush my hair , and make me look like a princess
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ what he sent on snapchat had dying !!!!!
If I break down your front door & amp ; say , \I JUST SHAVED MY LEGS FEEL THEM " ... You better "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ has the best retweets
Prince fucking charming
That was probably the funniest shit ever .
S/o to _TWITTER-ENTITY_ ' s snapchat story
Don't get mad at me if you're late
But then again there's no thing as drinking too much
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I fixed it . #embarrassig
adam sandlers Hanukah song > & gt ; & gt ; & gt ;
Convos on twitter change dramatically
I really love how I just walk in Taylor's house like I live there
I could waste an entire day watching vines
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ too accurate
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ OMG . Stop I'm literally dying
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I like hot it's like all mine ... I'm so responsible .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I have a feeling I know who you are talking about .
Gonna attempt to clean out my car , if you've been in my car this past week you'll understand
Just watched the rest of that's my boy , funny ass movie
izzy wants coll to move out
\ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ : _TWITTER-ENTITY_ you are slacking . Plz take steroids " "
Listening to my sisters whirlpool stories
My cat is freaking SNORING . How does that happen ? #losingmymind #tired
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ that video , seriously ? Lmao
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ LMAO . You are so funny
No iPhone ? Damn ... I feel bad for you son , I got 99+ emoji's  ... and you can't see one
Dang why can't you just appreciate the classics
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ if I was there , we would be out causing ruckus !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I mean me Maria and nakiya can cuddle in a corner . Lmfao that leaves room for 2 more
And what I mean by that is those guys who are \lifting " and make themselves look like idiots when a girl walks in .. Just stop "
Jordan and I were being reckless last night
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I figured . Bc if you did you most deff would be going back for them not a cooking teacher
Who wants some Arnold Palmys ? #TheOtherGuys
Watching _TWITTER-ENTITY_ wild n out with _TWITTER-ENTITY_ #loveit
The fact that the Mary Jane Circle street sign in Chan is bolted , chained and locked on the pole ...
What if we had confessions at school
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Hahaha I Can't Skateboard For Nothing ! Hahaha I Barely Move Then I Get Scared And Jump Off
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ vines & gt ;
He fails already
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ we were gone !
Watching turbo with the fam , yeah the one about racing snails . This is really stupid
Haha you brought your girlfriend
I just called this little girl a fuck face and she's like \what's that " "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ & amp ; _TWITTER-ENTITY_ are good snapchat models #Meow
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ is gonna love this #mybrotha
In definitely the more lovey dovey person out of me and _TWITTER-ENTITY_
When someone buys me breakfast > & gt ; & gt ; & gt ; & gt ; & gt ; Where have you been all my life ?
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ it really was
Yesterday high of 75 . Today a high of 32 . What
Louisville fans are quite
My mom is forcing me to shave my leg before the doctors tomorrow .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Jeff how could you say that
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I work like every day too I always check to see whose there but it's usually the white guy with the good hair hahah
Make sure you tell him how big it was tho
My dad introduces Lexi to everyone as his adopted daughter ☺
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahaha that was so funny . You cried
Just found out I have Spanish with _TWITTER-ENTITY_ next semester .
I'll steal your honey like I stole your bike
Can we all just take a moment and applaud me for being in bed before 9 ? Awh thanks ... k , stop . No really , you can stop now ..
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you're welcome & amp ; thanks . I didn't think you did
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I know . That's the oldest rumor EVER .
When my dad says where do you wanna go out to eat tonight .... I say Taco Bell
you sure downgraded .
I wish the world could see _TWITTER-ENTITY_ right now
Instagram is cracking me up ... it's like whose the biggest eagles fan
Oh man guys .. I'm scared No , not at all
I think the last time I was this happy with my life was July-October of 2011 _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_
Listening to my 7 year old cousin trash talk Justin Bieber is the funniest thing I've ever heard
Whoever works _TWITTER-ENTITY_ Tonys in herk are automatically sexy
gosh , my family is crazy
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ she was at work and knocked on the window to wave at us .. Then she told me to put on clothes
lol _TWITTER-ENTITY_ Jakob always subtweeting jade
About 5 black guys asked me for some lotion today lol
I hate when my ecig dies , good thing I have 3 batteries
Did I really just scream when's the baby due ctfu
This is me caring jokes on you . I don't .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I HATE THAT . They're so dumb
so today ... _TWITTER-ENTITY_ flipped off a lady in a legacy because he thought it was _TWITTER-ENTITY_
I'm just over here laughing my ass off for almost no reason at all
I hate hearing peoples problems so idk why I try to find people to tell mine to .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ told him you went home with your mom
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I love you and the fact that you tweeted this to me
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ ; I HATE my body .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I know uhh or at my house didn't you and dez pull some shit on me when I fell asleep
Allie I love you so much
Helping all the AP bio kids out tonight
Is my ass to big ?
I wonder how many virgins are gonna be left at the end of 2013 #rare
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you're definitely not alone .
S/o to _TWITTER-ENTITY_ for not killing everyone last night I would have .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ last night ..
Dad : \Grow some Balls and throw one deep . " Dad : " text Cruz and tell him to tell Eli I said that . " "
Well I just gave our waitress my number
my grandma said my car smells like dead grass ... then continued to crack up and say she's gonna get a contact high .. she's so sketched
I just saw THE funniest most enthusiastic male cheerleader on Rediculousness #hilarious
Every time I hear Studio Lovin I think of _TWITTER-ENTITY_
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Oh don't you worry lmao . I plan on being on cloud 9 all night !! ☁
all of his tweets bhahahah
haven't had a phone for 5 days ... currently have 35 snap chats
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ chewbacca sound just made my day
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ my cats are so cute , but soooo overweight
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you are so lame ......
Begging rob to buy a puppy
Mom : you can't even keep your room clean . Me : I will if I get a dog ... I swear . Mom : no like OK RUDE .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Yes ! You're one of the like three people that actually watches it that I know of ... But there's a new one on at 10
Mrs. Schreck just called a kid a spoiled brat my day is made
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I'm afraid that ill somehow get struck or my power will go out and ill be stranded
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ where ya going ? Where ya work and remember when we dated for like a week lmfaooooo
I feel like that Hawaii girl hasn't posted like a normal picture where you can actually see what she looks like
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ fegits .. Oh wait that's me
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I should draw a handicap guy on my plate with permanent marker and see if I get away with it hahaha
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ ✌
\What has more lives than a cat ? A frog cause it croaks every night ! #SI "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ dying .
Kyle probably hates me
When you send ' goodnight ' instead of ' goodnight ' . I didn't mean to make things sexual bro .
\my tweet wasn't about you , but if the shoe fits , then lace that up and wear it ""
Pickup lines man & gt ;
Jamming to skrillex with mom , I think she likes it a little to much
I'm crackin myself up . what am I saying ?
LAWL at the kids playing at the park . Saying , \TAG YOUR A BITCH . " I'm such a good influence . "
She really bet him his house
Our nick names weird but oh we'll
you might like her , but she sure doesn't like you .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahahahahha I just saw this !
Nothin like catching up with _TWITTER-ENTITY_ in traffic #missedhim
Talking to Chanse is like talking to a wall .
schnell is a dumbass
7-24 ? Not the best I've seen
tht was literally the best way to be asked out ❤
Oh yeah and that's really funny how the blames on me . Haha this is why I need to need to meet new people to get the lames out of my life ...
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ Seriously I'm trying SO hard not to laugh LMFAO
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ that feeling that were going to have to relearn everyone of those papers because we have to retake the class ... & lt ; & lt ; & lt ; & lt ; & lt ;
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ no I was laughing to hard .. I thought carlee did
I didn't know you could feel worse than we did after prom sophomore year , _TWITTER-ENTITY_
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I stole Zane's!
I'm sweating bc this bathtub is so damn hot
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ i am to
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I'll hit you up
Just stapled Michael's syllabus and he didnt even know it
My mom driving my truck is literally a disaster , thank god we made it back to cloud in one piece
A girl will always change her story depending on who she's talking to ..
Why is this girl wearing knee socks and potato shoes
the amount of times colton punches _TWITTER-ENTITY_ or yells or cries in one night is hilarious
My lunch consists of cool ranch Doritos & amp ; Reese's pieces

I should probably weigh about 4000 pounds .
My sisters talking to a boy on the phone .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ aweeee I love you Paige ! & amp ; I never used it either !! But I'm ab to send you your MCM
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I was just sitting here completely bored , scrolled through channels , found family guy and now my laughter is uncontrollable
one week in 8 grade i got dress coded every day
Another good one !
My uncle has been watching the Christmas Story since 8 am and he still laughs every single time
Nic maybe they're giving you a hint
So I got a whopping $4 paycheck today
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ tweets are always so on point #perfection
i just got called a scumbag for talking about my boyfriend lol
Gillette stadium is just as big if a joke as the patriots are . No play clock and no game clock .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ tbh I did last week
All day ? Hmm phones work two ways last I checked
You see , this is why I love _TWITTER-ENTITY_ , she gets me . Were like the same person .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ yeah lol .. except me
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ your grandpa & gt ; & gt ;
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you're lame that's why no one wants to text you
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ my mouth's wide open !
When you see your english teacher in Starbucks
10 minutes in the car and kaelan is already asleep _TWITTER-ENTITY_
Everybody changing my tweets today you little satans
Just found ultimate gimmick
I enjoy taking pictures of people while they sleep .
Cheyannes sleeping with a baseball bat next to her bed cause of that movie
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ yes it is !!!
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ yeah .
Hahah they were playing what does the fox say while the next pitcher was running out
You can tell my gpa is drunk he can't walk straight
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ bahahaha with extra sauce though right
I'm pretty sure Ashlie thinks I'm annoying & amp ; hates me because every time we talk I talk about one thing ....
Hahahaha lol _TWITTER-ENTITY_ the Vikings !
Literally in tears right now .
MY DAD WILL NOT STOP TALKING TO SIRI
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ well I don't like you so bye ✋
This just date page is going at Mers ' neck dayum
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ haha why r u scared ?
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ first of all WOAH I'm glad I'm your first tweet ! And 2 .. I can't believe you right now . So fattttt
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ well then how the hell am I supposed to find you
I'm dying this is great !
And they kept saying utt screen " . I'm done ..... "
Mattea was going crazy when I said Tyler Posey tweeted me back !
I think it's time to go home ! I've at McDonalds for 4 hours
I've never been so excited to eat bacon before
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ That is my show
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ We know
Where girls tweet there throat is sore
I have a girl stalker and its a bit scary
\Im better when my fingers are wet " _TWITTER-ENTITY_ "
I'm so alone my lock screen is of my dogs
He wants the p
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ actually its holly , but she changed it to holli because its \more unique " "
I only go down if you keep the grass cut _TWITTER-ENTITY_
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ lmfao , anytime girl . You know .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ ok whoa . I know exactly what you mean you little rascal . Don't tweet that ! #omg
yeah okay have fun with that
I laugh so much .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahahahaha . Just got them tires nice and shiny
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ how's that gonna go ?
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ You know you tagged a random guy named Dario right ?
That river was forreal !
You only said it because you hate when i go on tumblr
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ my belly button was the last thing I really wanted
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ there's only like 93029471 cars in the ditch
Sexy seven is about the only people I can stand and a few more
\You look kind of sluty " " Did you just call me a slut ? " " No I said you LOOKED like a slut " #highschooldrama _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ that's great
The new song by Alison Gold , is the stupidest song I've ever heard .. It's worse than \Friday " by Rebecca Black . "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahaha thought so
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ Joey is the reason why I wake up in the morning !
This big guy just made an awesome behind the shoulder catch in center field and yelled \SUCK MY ASS , PAUL ! " I am DYING . "
\Oney did you sign up for the Dance Teaser ? " " No but I signed up for the Calculus test . " HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA SO FUNNY fuck you oney "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ my 16 old sister is the biggest slut I know
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I got you
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I'm dying
You know the rest of the members of NSYNC are looking at Justin Timberlake .. And they're salty af '
When Gracie has to shit so bad she's running to the bathroom
My old cheer coach was just cheering for me in flippy cup , so weird but so funny
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ shhhhh I didn't do that
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you tell me it tho
This has me weak .
ELE- Everybody Love Everybody !
Watching _TWITTER-ENTITY_ run to her shuttle while it drove off was probably the funniest thing I've ever seen #
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I had worse pictures at first but then I felt bad so I changed them
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ maybe you can get her number from her high schools directory
Would you like too says for dinner .. Would you like too stay forever !! '
Allie saw 3 fingers . That's all in saying
I really do agree the women are pieces of shit .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I couldn't resist
so glad I decided to check Facebook tonight
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I don't wanna be responsible for your sunburn , orange hair . ✌
I can't handle this episode of Naruto right now , I'm laughing so bad !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ and _TWITTER-ENTITY_ Knights Tale dance last night is cracking me up . So glad I captured that on video
I'm so out of shape
Rover , rover send Stephen Clark over .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ some ass and lieb WHAT
Lol that's all you wanted
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ wait Leah's definitely blonde .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ HAHAHAH omg
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahaha i love this ! & amp ; i miss you !!!
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ imos = reasons to stay in St. Louis !!!
Thanks tubby , you to
\what's a good comeback when a guy tells me to make him a sandwich " " come back with a god damn sandwich " advice from Ben "
I had so much fun BACK IN THE DAY but it's time to move on
DYING AT RIDICULOUS RIGHT NOW
How close my and my dad are about just lyfe > & gt ; & gt ; & gt ; & gt ; & gt ; & gt ; & gt ; & gt ; & gt ; & gt ; & gt ;
Learning country line dances with my best friend _TWITTER-ENTITY_
Phillip rivers already complaining on the sideline .
stupid me didn't think to not wear a dangly belly ring when I ran so now I have a anchor tanline
Concepts power ! The three stupid muskeeters ! Same class _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_
Lookin forward to Thursday .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ i got sent like 3 videos of you dancing
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ guess I'm gonna have a siezure again
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ HAHAH NO
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ i love her so she can quit complaining now she just needs to come to Louisiana so i can propose
Adriana has no shame in yelling in the nail salon
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ it's just what we do , hay . We are kind of obsessed .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ remember I'm the spawn of satan
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ because you are , duh☺️
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ what time do you wanna go see the chipmunk ?
YEAH MARIA ATTA GIRL #WOO LOVE YOU ! _TWITTER-ENTITY_ #beatdatass
#pettinpussycat cool username .
my little brother super glued his fingers together !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ omgggg that was soo fun
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ lol hotboxed the fuck outta that thing
Not the Sid
Flying waffles !
Okay I'm seriously done arguing with a 12 year old nowwwww . Seriously I'm done
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ sounds good missHbic
Pretty sure I've had like 10 cups of water and a powerade
that bugs me more than it should
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I seriously just laughed for 5 minutes
S/O to _TWITTER-ENTITY_ for being my new friend and destroying my mind in Dairy Queen
Omg this lady at McDonald's thought me and my mom were sisters
This dude just took baby wipes out of his backpack to go take a shit
I will forever laugh at license to wed #toofunny #loveyoumandymoore
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ ill tell you everything
Loraly and I can laugh for hours ! we replay moments over and over in our head !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahaha oh the shopping trips on vacation with your family #goodtimes
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ cause ur lazy i will go that far
I think girls will stop lying about being good drivers when guys stop lying about what 8 inches is . #girlcode
I'll give someone a candy cane if they do .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ this is gonna be the funniest night !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ love your avi doeeee
Baby with beards _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_
just came across the teacher flash mob video and can't stop laughing after seeing leahey dancing to \call me maybe " "
Omg marissa just made me sf happy its not even funny _TWITTER-ENTITY_
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ dude it's 4 hours
I'm still laughing at how _TWITTER-ENTITY_ thinks I'm married ... Like what ? #TooYoung !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ parsons your so funny
My dad loves the song drop it low because it was on a video on how to throw a drop , so now he knows the words
That is the patron talking
I'm glad _TWITTER-ENTITY_ sits in front of me in this class . Or else my legs would be all over someone else's butt .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ As long as it ain't no black bitch
Calling my sister at 3:16 all dumb
Who doesn't honk at everyone outside ? Cause I do
Lost by one point I love it
You're trying to get with people that I know too funny .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I've never really tried because I doubt I can
But for real S/O to the girls that have their head on straight & amp ; know what they wanna do with their Life !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ lol .
Lolol that tweet had me dying
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I just pictured this in my head and almost died
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ looking forward to hearing what you've been up to for the last 8 weeks
#FreshmanAdvice there's no advice , the next four years of your life are gonna fuckin suck
When the ump sounds like a bulldog growling everytime he calls a strike ⚾
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ I read that and a Gaga was just playing and Miley just came on ...
That cracks me up ✋
I wonder if anybody slept in _TWITTER-ENTITY_ and _TWITTER-ENTITY_ tent
Why does every parent love blurred lines ?
\did your mom find your pot stash ? " mr. Stephens "
I hope people leave the flipgrams in 2013 seriously though .
RIP Hershel realest 3 legged white guy
But if you really got to know me you'd think basically think I'm a man
Shoutout to _TWITTER-ENTITY_ for sending me the most random text messages , I literally laughed out loud on that one
This girl really just said a cheerleader is just a stripper with training wheels I'm laughing so hard .
I feel bad for you .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ nvm about sleeping next to you hahaha
I believe I can fly is playing at eat n park right now
Hit 145 this weekend .. Pretty cool accomplishment
That was the music I played pong and flip cup to last night !
Driving around in a clown car with _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_
I robbed you you're the one that decided to cheat on me a week b4 prom , you made yourself lose money
Me and Olivia are rolling off \Ted " "
Yesterday in school I was in Gym and my legs gave out and I fell right on my face , it was hilarious , i'm so clumbsy though .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ oh it's a song lmao but this fat bitch at school is walking around singing it ✋
I find it funny that I get super mad when _TWITTER-ENTITY_ ' s cousin snapchats me .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ why is your name ugly on here ?
Sent a major snap chat picture to everyone of my snapchat friends
Zack from ghost adventures is a flaming faggot but I still love this show
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ cracks me shit up on the golf course
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ dont be jealous because is what you fear most !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahaha I know but you didn't mess up !
a 3 sentences
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ I got his signature tho
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ he looks so skeed
no comment .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Another why I love you
currently dying laughing #catfish
I love my nanny so much
I know this is probably unattractive , but I burp like a man . I promise you , I burp louder and longer than anyone you know
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ brought up last night how we tried to be badasses and throw water balloons at his house & lost horribly _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_
no . It's really not okay . ✌️
Soup is so messy for me to eat for some reason , lmao
Leave it to _TWITTER-ENTITY_ to revine a grind on me video of a guy doing it . #ItsAGirlThing ✋
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I heard my bro saw you golfing and drove by and flipped you off , and you flipped him off back
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ me , Tay and Mandy are singing !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ and jump off cliffs and shit . We're the kids our parents warned us about .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ whyyy not
Everybody I'm texting is seriously cracking me up
I swear I should write down the shit I say and be a comedian
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ not Princeton
\I just burped and it tasted like a campfire " that was the best thing heard all day "
Zac effron is here or whatevaa
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ You shoulda saw McKenzie when she was that age ... she was such a nerd .
Hold on I'm crying
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ is it about changing in front of someone ?
How much I was cussing on that run at practice .. I kept tripping and I was soo hott
when somebody states something i'm just like \congratulations ""
SCOOT OVER BITCHES
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ it's all good I got gas in my fucking eye
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ remember last year when they were playing two girls one cup in the cafe
About to bust into The Burgs pep assembly tomorrow and celebrate with them ! #WishfulThinking #Jealous
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ i wasn't
Taylor is my fav freshman
I put a pussy dip in one time and got THE BIGGEST buzz smoked a cigarette and puked . Shouldn't that be the other way around ?
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you're horrible
Shout out to whoever egged my car better hope I don't find out who you are . Ill make you lick it off , then kill you so goodluck bitches
Lol I missed _TWITTER-ENTITY_ tweets
When you text something you just said
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ hilarious
I really wish _TWITTER-ENTITY_ show came on in the states #funniestman
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ no you look fine
Vitina & gt ; & gt ; & gt ; & gt ; & gt ;
My mom though > & gt ; & gt ; & gt ;
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I don't know
HHAHAHHAHAHAHAAH . My dad is no the phone screaming at the guy at the bank .
Colton Driving His Car By Us & gt ; & gt ; & gt ;
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I saw it and I was like uh I don't think she meant to send that to me ..
I want to go to Erebus or something , but I feel if I go , the person I go with will have bruises from me holding their arm so hard
Some people are so stupid .
The phone case guy at the mall was hitting on me so I told him I was 15 . Hah , the look on his face .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ ✌it was fun
Lol you're a two faced bitch .
Anna's level of sarcasm is so good that I actually think she's serious sometimes and then I feel stupid
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ what do you even do at a Buddhist temple ?
My dad now says \why you playin ' . " after everything . #ImARoleModel "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ i did it to myself
FYI : clean kitchens equal happy boytoys . apparently the scent of lysol is an aphrodisiac .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ try no friends here hahaha #mylife
Eww girl , ya nasty
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ go buy a private jet or something
Makes me laugh how some people can talk a whole lot over social networks but in person they dont say a damn thing & amp ; act like they like you .
when life gives you dilemmas you make dilemmonade ! oh I love full house
My brother just got up and sprinted downstairs dead screaming
Rereading my conversations from last night love my friends
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ the winter ... it's predicted to be the worst winter in years
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ that was the greatest thing I've ever heard
I tripped someone in the hallway #oops
This group message right now & gt ; & gt ; & gt ; _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ lmao
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ oh .
The fact you're dating that kid , makes my respect go to zero for ya ! #hahaha #poorkid
Still laughing from this picture
You still want these pikachus or not ??? _TWITTER-ENTITY_
That referee falling down & gt ; & gt ; & gt ; & gt ;
Literally you are a joke
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hey ... Uh your uh panties are here , uh on the couch ... Next to me . #hellothere lolololol #loveyoudoe
This class really makes me feel like I'm not the only sexual weirdo
I'm going to be talking about it all tomorrow so if I annoy you just please tell me to shutup
“ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ : im like a puppy i need attention and i need to curl up next to you and i need you to pet me and tell me im cute”
My dude 2 chainz has a cookbook coming out with his new album
The shit that goes down tonight will be the talk of the YEAR just wait I warned yaa
Lunch today tho & gt ; & gt ; & gt ; & gt ; & gt ; & gt ;
Ya nothing besides a restraining order
Our sub just handed everyone a ring with a clown on it because we were good
I love how you called asking for me back and yet you're still with her ! I'm so glad I've moved on .
LOL that you say the same thing about every girl .
Dylan's girlfriend is crazy .
J forgot to text me back after he did that
Whyyy does everyone smoke cigarettes this isn't the fucking 60's
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ no kidding ?! I literally just laughed !! Please tell me you didn't just blow that odd !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Donna was like dead
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ it's a remix
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ they just sit in a huge lecture on their phone .. Happened all the time #confused
I'm just full of jokes today !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ that's soooo you !!!
Love Breanna's family . They crack me up _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_
EXCUSE ME , why is everyone afraid of me when they first meet me ? Then when they get to know me there like why was a scared of you
My total came to almost $20 and I only ordered for me
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ your fault , haha heard that song & amp ; I died
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ delete that wtf why do you still have that !?
You're dating now ?
\Hey care bear ill warm you up after the game " _TWITTER-ENTITY_ "
Says the whore herself ...
Your still trying ? I hope you get fucked over I'm done helping you
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ that's SO you
Looking back at the text messages last night with _TWITTER-ENTITY_
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ school !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ eggs ..
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahaha okay
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahaha it's probably the Indian ice cream song
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahahaha better safe than sorry ! I was in a dress too waaa
These girls can barely do a round off and now you have them doing back handsprings . Welp . That's a different way to coach . I guess haha ✌
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ typical !
Me and Sophie are having the sex talk
Just found a selfie on my phone of some random girl at Freds after the A & M game & amp ; the face she made looks like a semi poo face #marryme
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ Got Me Good
I am the noisiest person ever .
Sheetz with princess . _TWITTER-ENTITY_
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I'm so sorry I'm leaving you alone in chem tmrw
One time his mom told us that people pay to have lips like ours
I can't handle my family _TWITTER-ENTITY_ do you see why I am so weird ?!
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ just explained what twitter was to my mom and she got one she has no idea what she's doing lolol
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ You're my favorite hahahaha
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ haha you know me
\You know your penis shrinks when you lie .. " "
I'm attempting to curl my hair tomorrow . this isn't going to go over wellllllll .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ that snapchat _TWITTER-ENTITY_ is such a beauty !! Haha
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ wait what the fuck
Just roll out of bed
2k14 drama has me like
My dad hanks for being good this week while we were gone " #pro "
Thank you for waking him up _TWITTER-ENTITY_
“ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ : Before my phone dies I wanna say one thing ... I always get beat on by Byron in 2k”
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ yeah . that's kind of weird I'll send you a pic of them .
Lmao the Hopeless Wanderer music video never gets old #mumfordandsons
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you can fall down that mountain in style
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ ' s tweets keep me laughing
This sub told me and Payton we must be high cause were trippin
I really wanna see the movie Bad Grandpa
My family's always a good time☺️
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahaha lmao dog , baby , weave , tomato #StrikeFirst
Hahahahha trouble with the curve is so bad
I asked mom what if I stab her with a needle ? And she goes what If I stick a volt of electricity up your vagina ? violent are we ?
She's having a mental breakdown because her damn rat died
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ these tweets
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I miss you
We got a close one at the half at the beav ... Us 61 new ken 30 ....
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ was hilarious today ..
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ laser tag
The fuck was on that faggots head
“ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ : I'm not a very good assistant I don't know where anything is in this school and I'm a junior ” I know you don't
Just taught my mom how to wobble
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ wait .. haven't we already done that
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ S/O to me for driving to pick your black ass up !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ no that Kennedy is salty was about you silly . My friend Kendyl tweeted my name so I tweeted hers
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ what's your number ? I gotta show you something
Being perfect is hard \ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ : After being together 5 months , _TWITTER-ENTITY_ finally made it to the doghouse for his first time ! ""
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ it'll be worse when you serve
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ lol uh helllooo I'm stunning thats not possible
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ yeah I know
The fact that my boyfriend has tweeted more than I have _TWITTER-ENTITY_
Sometimes on my long drive home I play I SPY with myself ... sometime big & amp ; brown .. Tree .. something tall & amp ; dead .. Tree .. It's a very hard game
Our waitress at the Waffle House is awesome
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ your so far away that for you location it just had really long numbers !
My favorite emoji has to be this one . i don't know why I just love it .
I could watch this video over and over again and still find it hilarious . #foxsong
When I see mr. marsh in Claire's !
Gavin snuck up on me so I wiped spit on his cheek , he wipes it off and slowly wipes it onto my forehead while saying \Simba ... ""
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ dude I love you too
When you can tell people are trying too hard to be funny in their tweets ..
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ not unless you plan on making your way over here , and roll me !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ well the rapper isn't well known , and ummm go take chemistry class
I love Eric's family
If the giants win
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ i just cant keep it in sometimes lol #imalaugher
Damn .. I feel so much better . Lmao I realized so much shit aboutchu
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ nice try , he actually deactivated his account ....
I'm going to OD on pain killers if this keeps up !
Lol at all the fake friends in middle school who said they'd ALWAYS be by my side & amp ; then high school came & amp ; they left . Fuck you
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ ☺ that wasn't four months ago though . It was twoo
Go listen to ork " by 2 CHAINZZZ "
Finally you stop texting .
Movie 43 & gt ; & gt ; & gt ; & gt ; & gt ;
She's gonna punch me over some ice cream tho
I swear I just found _TWITTER-ENTITY_ ' a new favorite song .
On a scale 1-10 on how nice , funny & amp ; good of a driver you are , Hayley and I were the only ones out of 50 people to say  , 10 , 10 " "
I know have 2 life proofs that are broken
I remember when this guy called me psycho once , and all I could do was laugh because I already knew that . #TellMeSomethingIDontKnow
“ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ : _TWITTER-ENTITY_ tweets cheer me up . Make me laugh . Brings happy emotions ” I do what I can't
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Is honestly my favorite actor
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ so !!! Dane didn't know you were even there until I told him ! So therefore nobody came to see you
Do guys even notice what girls do with their makeup ?
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ YOUR NEW PROFILE PICTURE IS SO PRETTY I DIDN'T KNOW IT WAS YOU AT FIRST #GeniusLauraStrikesAgain
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Tyler . You're not gonna win ! I can argue about it all day .
That's a girl who needs a lot of makeup -dad
That's it ?
\I would say look at my underwear ... but I'm not wearing any . Badumbcha ! " _TWITTER-ENTITY_ "
Hahahah I hate the Steelers . Have fun watching the playoffs this year
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ #wtf ? That's messed up .
“ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ : What did the blanket say as it fell off the bed ? Oh sheet . ” Why am I laughing so hard ?
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ haha yunus your face like a bitch
My mom's such a badass
i feel relieved
Thank you to the douche that stole my phone from inside my house and you were too big of a wimp to return it yourself , had your gf do it
Now why would I want to read a book about a four eyed nigger #imweak longest yard is to funny
Lol at all the girls that thought your Facebook status was about them so 15 different girls liked it
Hahaha literally all of us slept in today #whatsschool
Chris Brown arrested for assault ..................................... HAH !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ i love you .
Like in the words of billy ray cyrus , \don't let the door hit ya where the good lord split ya " ! ❎ #girlcode #realtalk "
My great grandmother must have lost her mind ... She got all of the grown grandchildren , Disney fleece blankets , and mines Rapunzel ... ❤️
Every time I spray my favorite perfume I think of _TWITTER-ENTITY_ \What are you wearing ? " " Oh I'm wearing Andrea Marcolini " lmao "
My cat is so lazy that he just lays down next to his food bowl
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ lol no I'm not
I don't think I can go a day without making fun of _TWITTER-ENTITY_ there is just to much for me to make fun of her for !
Hot chocolate and Gatsby before bed because I can't handle the VS show anymore .
When you try to change the story .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ right ! Bitch is freezing her ass off cause I wouldn't get outta bed and go get couch drops
Why do I still know all of the words to the Phineas and Ferb theme song ..?
Here's a random fact my names actually spelt kaitlynn but I don't like it spelt tht way
Bear face #RWJ
I saw some kids I went to middle school with at the mall today ... It hit me that they looked 25 and I still look the same
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ . Me either
That guy is sooooo getting laid tonight
“ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ : Some girl sent me a friend request on Facebook and not even 5 seconds after I accepted .. she poked me .. Lol whaaaaaat ? ” #Thirrsty
#Rememberwhen we were driving around Saturday and almost drove into someone's yard . _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ please insa this I'm still laughing
\You took a 40 minute shower and missed the second half of the game " I love #oldspice "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ will do
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ your mean !! Bit I look cute
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ 85% of PT girls
omg lex .. your such a HAN .
I thought today was Monday so I thought I was gonna miss practice
Lol wait is this all a joke or ....
Hahahaha Georgina in the Christian camp , she killin me
honestly I can waste so much time just watching vines ..
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I'll be your daaaateee . ❤️ Lol I'll come down to Carolina for that !
i should be in class right now but instead im at home in chicago #whatsschool
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ latest vines #haha
I had a galaxy s2 and bought an iPhone 5 because I wanted vine . I could have saved 560$ and waited 2 months for this insta update
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ yeah that's prolly who it is
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ aye at least you got a new tricycle out of it !! for real tho head up
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I'll try girl !! Team even more broke upstate because of the bottels we get every weekend
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ if that's what you think you have to be an amazing driver like me to pass the first time like me
I can't help but laugh every time I pass that street !
Me and _TWITTER-ENTITY_ are teaching ourselves to twerk #TwerkNation
Listening to my brother freak out because he's loosing at his video game has to be the funniest thing ever
Ppl who dot get _TWITTER-ENTITY_ ' s snapchat vids are missin out ! Too funny
No I thought about though
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ aw , I miss you too .
funny how people think Plano west is the best go look at the news guys there goes your reputation
Everyone's at school , & amp ; I'm on My trampoline about to get my nails done #suckstosuck
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I give you money
I like that my aunts are all young . we kick it for real
Pissing my mom off so much this morning .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ haha haha it's all this protein shit ! I have to squat to shit so it all comes out !
\ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ : Idk why _TWITTER-ENTITY_ got so weirded out by what I said today in practice " some things are better left unsaid "
pinky & amp ; I are clowning at sound check right now the fact it's like 2 degrees in Columbus & amp ; you still chose to wear nothing out the house
#Ridiculousness is funny af right now
when Mr. Allen says swag & gt ; & gt ; & gt ; #StupidWildAssGuess
Your admiring to having money everyday but wouldn't pay me back lol and your trying to say I'm not real #gtfoh
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ OMG YES
Sometimes my brothers girlfriend really just freaks me out . #BabblingFaggot _TWITTER-ENTITY_
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ idk ? EVERYONES talking about it tho . I'm tryin to see what all the hype is about but it never works out . Fll
Using people's lines against them & gt ; & gt ; & gt ; .
It's so weird saying your name in front of my mom
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ I mean if he walks around looking like tht all the time , deal .
Never thought a 3 year old could be so emotional
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ , did you know you talk in your sleep ?
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ I think that was made on picnik . That's how old it actually is ! #wereadorable
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I miss you !!!!
Lol _TWITTER-ENTITY_ has a twitter
Having Matt check my family and I out at Safeway and he picks what food he's going eat when he comes over in a few days & gt ;
I just got so fucking weak at _TWITTER-ENTITY_ tweet
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ haha that's a good idea they should of made it 8 at least !!
Oops i didnt think about what we were texting , and what i was snapping ... This gonna be real awk ...
I almost sent it to a random person
My daughter constantly sleeps with her eyes open . #likemotherlikedaughter
Actually happy I wasn't scheduled today bc Holly is in today & amp ; I'm sure she'll be inspecting the store . Not bout to get my ass chewed out
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Most definitely , lol . & amp ; We just made this twitter fight all sappy , so everyone with their popcorn are probably pissed .
oh my god those highwaters are killing me
Once a nighthawk always a nighthawk
Manar is obsessive over her cat
My roommate _TWITTER-ENTITY_ is crackin up man
just having a casual conversation with kinzi while she's sleeping .. ☺
Landon's peeing in a bush in front of everyone at the ice rink . they should have a bathroom out here .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ we will see about that .
Riding the trolley today
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ heard you got screwed over for them taxis be cutting
Lmao . I need friends .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ well I'm extremely negative so just not in the way I bash other people's idols
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ has me dying
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahaha oh my gosh I almost just said something about that
Arron Hernandez actual character in GTA Lmao
\You're both blonde , and cute . You guys would be so cute . " -the wise words of Jaicee Simpkins "
Probably not going to school Monday
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ blahahaha I was about to say that buy if was serious I didnt want to joke
Apparently because I don't get fake nails that my nails aren't pretty enough . They are pretty , but not \pretty " This nigga "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ this is the funniest thing I have read I miss your grandparents
\Hey " gives a hug " I love you " lmfao just keep walking just keep walking ! _TWITTER-ENTITY_ "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ this honestly made me laugh
No more using coolers
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Planes , Trains and Automobiles
when was the last time y'all went 1-0
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ with what money ? You're broke
OMG that poor little girl from beasts of the southern wild . She has to be scarred for life . #MovieAwards
White girl feeling under the weather . _TWITTER-ENTITY_
\Should I bite off one of my finger nails and we can use that " _TWITTER-ENTITY_ "
The fact that I just saw a picture on _TWITTER-ENTITY_ of someone I know > & gt ;
I will laugh soooo hard if Mexico doesn't make the World Cup
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ : \I don't talk to a lot of people because I don't like anyone " ✋ "
Every time I hear the word \mediocre " I can't help but think of my girl _TWITTER-ENTITY_ "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ ruben will put you under arrest for attempted suicide and bakeract you lmao
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ my sister honestly did the same thing !
Gina won't be happy tomorrow since the redskins aren't doing well
My baby going to give me a lap dance on my bday
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ looks like they're still sleeping we should blow their phone up
Oh wait _TWITTER-ENTITY_
HELLLP ME , I'VE FAAALLLLEN
Hahaha your Crazy you really think your Going to get me Mad over Snapchat haha
This isn't fair
I lost my pickles in Sky's room
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ oh my god !! That's too cute how old were we ?!
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ oh god please don't get that song in my head
Normal , then after I told her to shut up #Diva _TWITTER-ENTITY_
Who's wide awake I won't be for school Thursday though ✌️
just saw some guy in a gorilla suit
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ just offered to clean my room tn
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I can imagine him doing that
Never in my life have I heard anyone laugh so hard until I heard Janet laugh at my stories in the car today
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ shut up ! I took a bight out of it before I threw it ..
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ no idea ! At kids camp one year
I kinda hate bitches
Me _TWITTER-ENTITY_ and _TWITTER-ENTITY_ been flamin each other all day
My dad & amp ; I really just shouldn't be allowed to talk .
Well I just recently discovered who _TWITTER-ENTITY_ is ... My life is now complete .
Had to come to the lobby . They finally sent me that message about my data .
I shed so much
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ not you
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahahaha ok I will as an adult goof thank you
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ lol as much as you can see being done in the video
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ but shit , it was 99 cents .
omg i'm crying
me and josh were seriously just peeing omg
“ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ : You may be my best friend now but if you annoy me I will rip your head off and draw on your face . ” lmao #thatsme
Emil called me like Bro delete that !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hell ya I haven't wore flare jeans since 6th grade .
\I love a women who will eat squirrel brain " #DuckDynastyDay "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ Shhhh ! Not the point !
Just got kicked off the bus with _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_
I remember when everyone did to be honest on Facebook now it's moved to twitter and Instagram
Jk I have a car . I just don't feel like going anywhere
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I think everyone did ... Poor girl .
I told _TWITTER-ENTITY_ that I ate all her Reese's puffs . Watching her flip out is the funniest .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ yeah she is . She's also bring it on's number one fan jk lex
I ignored all that
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ raspberry , grape , cherry , come and get this honeybun !!!
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ stfu !
We're the Millers is so fucking hilarious #icanteven
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Bahahahahahaha . Oh my god . Ew . I can't even . I just can't .
Me and _TWITTER-ENTITY_ conversation right now > & gt ; & gt ; & gt ;
I'm different yeah in different . But we really are different _TWITTER-ENTITY_
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahaha I just laughed at this
Just sittin in class . Making awful faces , snapchating _TWITTER-ENTITY_
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ omg who said this ?!?
Lol that time I read nothing for tomorrow . Already procrastinating
Got threatened by a crack head tonight . It was a good time .
Dudes are getting played .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I sleep with a softball in my bed .
\I had to shower before work today I smelt like gay night club from last night " -matt "
I got juice & amp ; I got OJ . Your hoe text me emojis _TWITTER-ENTITY_
Our professor doesn't show up to give us our final .. everyone just sits in the back & amp ; cheated off each other
Thinking about the boy who fell at the game tonight
I never date/talk to guys my own age or older ... They're always younger than me
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ i knew some girl would
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ same hahaha she quit I'm pretty sure but yeah for sure !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I was kind of being sarcastic . I know you're kidding ...
Cheers to drinking by myself
Underclassman drama cracks me up
If only he saw the shit we were putting on twitter
I feel bad for the person I marry . I want so many kids
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ the best thing is about our two situations is I totally got a shamrock shake tonight
Metaphorically of course
Like I'd want to go to the Field museum with my boyfriend
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ just needed to go . It's been a month
My parents told me to be productive while they're gone . Yeah right .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ lmfao I know !! We're hilarious
Bet you don't have dreams you have movies #toofunny
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I know we get that from the same side of the family
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you're perfect
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ is it bad that I'm laughing by that comment ?
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ so is mine #ohwait
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ haha idk do you
\She was about as friendly as a cactus . " #stuffmackinleesays _TWITTER-ENTITY_ "
I can't believe I'm doing this right now . _TWITTER-ENTITY_ #ridiculous
i could listen to froggie fresh for dayz .. that's probably exactly why i have no friends . ctfu .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I mean ... ya I guess so A+ , we don't even have to take the class
Took the pup for a walk .. Didn't realize we had to stop at every phone ball in the neighborhood lmao
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ lol yeah right your mom asked me months ago I'm like not yet .... Hahaha
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ just made my day
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ missss you so much I can't even talk about it ☺
Where's the jv football game Wednesday and what time ?
Angels got me with the giggles right now
But the fact that I just made my mom an Instagram
Oh my god niggs . I miss you
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Time like that
my 9 yr old niece : t least you get money for getting a job we have to clean to get our money " I'm dying lmfao "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ he's a faggot
I may have gotten a shower in , but now I will be late to chem class .
Looks like I have to find friends in Annapolis
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ sorry girl , it's just so hard !
It's too live in 132 right now !!
Beat ass or Get your ass beat !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ oh I'm making one now just for that
Just ordered moccasins and boots just praying that they'll come to the right place on campus
Might be everyone's last chance to say goodbye to _TWITTER-ENTITY_
Bahahahah \I ain't 14 , get it right . " _TWITTER-ENTITY_ #subtweetmothafuckkaaaa "
I honestly pity you right now .... poor thing
My video was the funniest
Why did me and _TWITTER-ENTITY_ get so competitive in that game of Twister ??? Hahaha
noah is on the verge of crying because he just figured out that i have 10 grandparents and he only has 4 ..
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Screaming THIS PUSS IS ON FIRRRRREEEEE ! Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha if I laugh today I dead
I can't help but to laugh at everyone tonight
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ that would be a sight
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ He stooped calling !
My grandma said that someone went to talk to her in Spanish last night
Twerk all up want Miley . Everyone's still gonna remember Hannah Montana #friendsquote
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ were to funny
My \give-a-damn " is officially broken . ✌️ "
Phone ringing ... Fuck her , that's a throwback .
The shit Cassidy and I text eachother ...
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ they were I ate sol much my belly be like those pics we took in the bathroom that one day
Work in the morning is gunna suck , but to see my bosses face when we he sees me because we beat his sons team will be priceless
#HowIMetMyBestfriend her younger introduced me to her because she was to shy _TWITTER-ENTITY_ MISS YOU❤
He has an ice cream cone tattooed on his face like what
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ omg
My ears are ringing from _TWITTER-ENTITY_ sing ONG #wsusr13
Did you go to school for acting nicki
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahahahaha alright yu guys , enjoy !
This roast right now & gt ; & gt ; & gt ; & gt ; & gt ;
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ lol well lets hope he knows what he's doing cause everyone's grade is dependable on him
Vine is got me dying over here !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ the amount of times I have heard you say that growing up
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I should write a book or something
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ lol I've been blocked forever now
Can't get over how beautiful I looked today
I hope Ohio State loses .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you're welcome ! ☺
It's crazy funny !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ well just hide eing a bitch " until you're married "
chill ☝ not you
halli's ride or die is food
Ragsdale was flowing with us on the way home
Haha could just not ? Like that's such a joke
Think about all the worms that'll be outside , _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_
Looking at diet plans for swim season while eating ice cream
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I haven't seen them since slipknot in like 2008
#ThoughtsInTheHallway did that hot senior just make eye contact with me !!!?? Hahah yeah buddy
You can have her
Painting my nails is such a process
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahahahaha I'm rollin #
“ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ : Don't waste electricity . how would you like it if I turned you on and walked away ? ”
I love calling people out .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ shut upppp
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ OMG COKE ISN'T EVEN ENOUGH FOR THIS OCCASION IM OFF THE FUCKING WALLS
My uncle > & gt ; & gt ;
Is my professor really playing what does the fox say right now ??
My eyebrow lady is hilarious she has me rollin every time I come in
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ funny but kinda true
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ I hate y'all on twitter tonight .
I find it funny how someone could be proud to be from South Central . Lol like slut central really
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I thought you weren't gonna post this
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I ❤️ ur fam
I know _TWITTER-ENTITY_ been asking me a lot of these questions
Pretty sure I rolled over a million times last night to cuddle with Kelsey and called her babe because I'm used to it being _TWITTER-ENTITY_
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ tomorrow night is the next story time around 10ish Don't miss it !!
This May sound gross , but I'm gonna put the 4 pregnancy tests took in Rosie's baby book .
Hanahhahaha wait I just remembered that today I got hit on by this black dude in giant and my dad was there !!!! Awkward
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ lol when I get older and my daughter brings home a dude that's what he's gonna see !
& amp ; maybe whine about the whole girl twice a week
Just so an infomercial telling me to stop using cotton swabs in my ear . Niggga put a swag in his ear and was like , AGHHHH ! Lmao
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I have a hoodie
Nice twit pic _TWITTER-ENTITY_
... Stay in contact , especially via ' titter ' love you Mirriam !!
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ lol I remember your pinky was like broken
Wait why did he block me too ?
We just went through Taco Bell and Kasey said I want me a side of Johnnie Donaldson _TWITTER-ENTITY_ #heyyyy
Damn I'm about to just turn my phone off no one texts me
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ cowgirl connie and Indian jes
Hahahahaha I'm gonna stop he's gonna figure out it's me
And little Asian man is killing me singing this Pat Benatar song
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ and my excitement is gone
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ that it ✋ were taking a trip and going ! Lol
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ Joey !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ lmao fuck you for laughing at me in the hallway when I was laughing today .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hit me pretty hard actually
I spend 98% of my time at work looking in the mirror
had a very good day with _TWITTER-ENTITY_ & amp ; & amp ; _TWITTER-ENTITY_
Sittin on some Mastercrafts there in the yard , got some dents , got some dings , been my best friend since I was 16 . #DorasSong
Marc talkin to Phillip whoa , wait .. you went thru someone's locker ? if I saw you going thru my locker , you'd be in it right now . #typical
I actually did get a lot of texts .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ now just enough
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ yeah I'm down
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ put the battery percent thing on your phone so you'll know
Mom is an Auburn fan so naturally Randal and myself are doing our best to make her mad❤️
I was just trying to be nice
Haha you're cool . #not #youreugly
When Ryan scares the pee out of _TWITTER-ENTITY_ while we are on FaceTime
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ she just asked about when you guys are coming
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ HAHAHAHAHA holy shit . This is the best so far . How I never remixed this idk love you
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ i told Christina I'm gunna see how many classes I can get kicked out of
Plus I scared the poop out of you when I I came in .
Welcome to jacks boom boom shack , who may I help you ?
Love this kid to death ... Lmao . He cracks me up
I'm so happy _TWITTER-ENTITY_ & amp ; & amp ; _TWITTER-ENTITY_ were there last night . I would've been nothing without you
I seriously got Cody the most perfect sweetest day present ever ! I can't wait to give it to him
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ everyone thought you were swimming home at the beach
Why would you screenshot a snapchat I sent to everyone ? Ha .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you home ?
\You're so beautiful .. I hate you ! " ❤️ "
\ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ : the algebra II study guide actually has everything on it " where do you get it ? "
You're like that hot guy in school everyone wants a piece of
Told Cole were going to Waffle House and he asks me what they have there
Your such a dumb bitch . I'm so glad your out of my life
1 broken plate and 2 spilled glasses . Whoops .
My three year old niece just Voxed me #SOprecious #missher
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ I wouldn't want to be a fan of either team . Both didn't make the playoffs
almost just revined all of _TWITTER-ENTITY_ vines omg
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ for real I loved it still makes me laugh every time
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahahahahahaha did you do this last night ?
Find me at Field House _TWITTER-ENTITY_
It's impossible for me to go into Irondequoit Wegmans without running into at least one person I know #itsofficial #irondequoitproblems
Opinions are like assholes . Everyone has one I'm just saying !
\I really need to clean your room when we get back , it's honestly bothering me " _TWITTER-ENTITY_ "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ he use to go here huge stoner
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ THAT WAS HILARIOUS
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ They made an emoji for me back when I had no eyebrows , \ud83d��� " . Remember during soccer season ? " The rain is washing my eyebrows off ! ""
And this 20 minute phone call with Wes
My snapchat story
come on now ..
Oh god , Big Orange is going to blow this year . Hey ! On the bright side you guys did great in ' 98 !
Shame on you !
#wecantbefriends if you don't have mock
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I think you just described me and _TWITTER-ENTITY_ life completely
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ yeah I didn't think you'd seriously want it
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ & amp ; you can't slouch or your knees will be in the seat .. ohh the struggle .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I'm kidding
Riley is on his 5 Fiber One bar .
Grants grandma opens an iPad mini and says \omg it's a mini pad ! " "
Why can't anyone experience Dave's singing with me ?
My scarf matches my glasses today . I feel like I have my life put together
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ round two dead
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I hate you so much
It's a good thing I don't have self esteem issues #whysoserious #joker
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ listen . You love me . Even though we got into multiple fights today
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ yeah your right
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahahaha that's exactly what I do ! Uhh I don't even wanna know how many bags ill have
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ we need you to make the situation we in not so awkward
All of this fighting because of my picture .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ so scary .... Bless it ..
Idk how Tim got caught with weed twice . I smoked on the bus and told the driver I wasn't while smoke poured out of my mouth . _TWITTER-ENTITY_
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ 2k ... #rookie
Just spent $40 in wawa
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ that's a dream job for some people !!
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ my brothers on
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ \Amy seriously don't make me laugh right now " as we're walking through the mall "
Friends right now & gt ; & gt ; & gt ;
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ his friends call him Thor to his face , I've heard it
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ cool but it's YOUR girlfriend .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ I hope he says something back
\When things go wrong & amp ; you know they will , & amp ; your driving your truck up the wrong hill ! " Lmao my Neo's are hilarious ! "
For example I had glasses , braces , and a boyfriend last time
Not a single second of this summer has made sense
I cannot believe MTV has a show on Redneck Heaven #whyyyy
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ not the first time I've been asked to do that , yanno what I mean
Lmao oh alright I'll just go fuck myself then #awesome
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ heck yeah that's good I would love to have one haha
Quote of the day nd quite frankly , I do too ! " _TWITTER-ENTITY_ "
When Mr. Tautfest gets mad . I can't help but laugh
Tonight was fun
some say money matters , but my brother says big boobs matter most #anatomymnemonics
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ the flying across the bed story is still a sore subject don't talk bout it
My mom thinks I can't dance and still think boys have cooties .. Wrongggggg
I never laughed so hard in my life _TWITTER-ENTITY_ I'm dying are u kidding me
Bitch you are so pathetic
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ how did it feel watching your student section leave one by one
Banded our cattle .
\If opera goes away were fucked . " #BadTeacher "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I'm sorry it was .. but I had to laugh
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ lol omg I miss you ! For a second I thought that said I was shaving my asshole scared me lmao
\I don't even wanna talk about my fence " _TWITTER-ENTITY_ "
I feel like such an idiot for being nervous about today . Piece of pie .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ please don't die
The things I would do to hear the recording of the 911 call I made the other night
I showed my mother mt tattoo she gonna ask am I going thru something
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ well I'm here and nick was helping me decide and he was like oh Erin's coming in later I'm sure shell have something wild
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ FUCKING SLUT ILL SHUT IT FOR HER
i find the dumbest shit hilarious
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ lmfao
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ you guys my legs are smoooooth fuck off
\chocolate melts in your mouth , not in your hand . " "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ that is so you
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ ... What a scumbag
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahahahaha if u say so .
My 92 year old grandmother asked me if she was sexy today
Kerns listening to my humps
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ And you act like we cared about Mallory asking you to fish get back to babysitting .
The girl code episode on neediness & gt ; & gt ; & gt ; & gt ; so funny
Imma google LB
Asked my mom if I could borrow one of her ugly sweaters to wear tonight and she didn't appreciate it very much ..
Tyler have I told you I love your avi ?
“ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ : Only my dumbass would buy a laptop with no slot to put CDs in . You're on my list Phil from Best Buy . ”
34% left don't worry I'll be off your TL soon
I have WAY to much fun on hot or not
“ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ : Lol just drove past a guy on a motorcycle wearing a bicycle helmet .. ” Hahaha for some reason that's the funniest thing I've read
I can't even take how drunk this fuck is , it's hilarious .
They did make history for the 2nd longest ? 27 straight is a lot #nicetry
Haha ! Like you could even put a scratch on someone
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ your a character
Like sorry your boyfriend wants me ?
Steffi needs to stop tweeting about me
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ my thoughts exactly
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I just saw that picture plz keep it on
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ it was I was like screaming
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ this makes me want to date you #kidding
Maybe I should catch up on some sleep .... but uh I had 3 cups of coffee today
And I'm FAR from being upset . You are dating my leftovers . My trash . Quite comical
When you send your boyfriend a ugly face on snapchat instead of your bestie < & lt ; & lt ; & lt ;
The selfie I quoted ryone with
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ it's a struggle out there
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ omg
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I know I died
Haha I have a video of my baby cousin dancing to this
I love pissing off _TWITTER-ENTITY_
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ let me go grab my bat then il knock your balls outta the park
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahaha theirs no way in hell your sitting still while listening to trap music
Omg the picture _TWITTER-ENTITY_ sent me . #lololol
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ thanks I love that new x in welcome
How did I not know ?
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ is a nascar driver
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ it's seriously the greatest experience you'll love it ! hahah I bawled like a half hour before they even came in the building
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ haha . Well most people don't anymore
this night is too classic . I can't even handle . found out _TWITTER-ENTITY_ lives in the same building as me . a false fire brought us together
Lol _TWITTER-ENTITY_ mine and _TWITTER-ENTITY_ hang signals at the red light
She's too much
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ she loves you
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ please , just picture that bro !
If only my sunburn turned into a tan , I'd be black . #palekidproblems
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ wife her up , gentlemen !
Ciara done got thick-er
thirsty bitches can't stay away from Kristen _TWITTER-ENTITY_
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ he's so mean !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you look like you're crying
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ better quit pickin on me bout my ponies !
I creep so hard . Just ask _TWITTER-ENTITY_
My mom gave me an outlandish amount of Easter candy
you make it seem like it's my fault
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ OMG I love you
Saturday night . Parents are gone . I'm laying on my bed in my underwear listening to pandora ..
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ you will learn not to yell at me
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Oh . My . God . I . Can't . #crying
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ girl I love you and the weather but not the team . you'd always be welcome tho .
Me this morning right now .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ The other one is worst
Can't wait to make this trip to A-town with a few of the boys when I get back , business matters
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ why you showing out Faith ?!
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ lololol yeah because im this weirdo who thought it was necessary to remind you we have the same name on a daily basis
It's national tequila day . Celebrated by havin a shot of tequila
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ dying
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ ily too morgs miss you ! How's skittles ?
now that we're men we can do anything _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ sea a weird one
Enjoy the attention , he will fuck you over too
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ I think my hair is longer than hers #rolling
Just witnessed the most awkward , funniest situation ever
When my mom takes my computer to try & amp ; use it .
Doctors couldn't so anything about back paid , mom ordered me no more twerking
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ nah babe . Older than that , you would think 23 is mature
junkies hang with junkies , you just proved my point
Looking at the drinks menu saying I wish I was 21 and grandpa goes \yeah I wish I was 21 too " #TooFunny "
K . Michelle is psycho
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ . . . . OOPS #IMGUILTY
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ wait till I see u
if I did that , shit would set off .
Fall World Series Champs ! #greysquad #scorekeeper
By the end of the VMA's I'll probably be at 9,000 tweets
I guess the super moon is still out and shining ! _TWITTER-ENTITY_
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ only retweeted this bc i laughed a lot harder than i probably should have
I text so ugly
#letsbehonest I've never seen pretty little liars before
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ lmao it's funny cause you just sound dumb as hell with your arguments
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ where have you been alyson
Subtweets on subtweets
If I snapchat you lookin like a fool and making funny faces then were best friends or family _TWITTER-ENTITY_
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I didn't steal no man though
Wow if anyone saw the pictures the squad took last might omg
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ dank alright yeah . We'll come . And have like picture time
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ oh yeah ! Forgot
Tanner was right , he is a pussy
Me and richies first snapchats to each other !
we wake up and the entire bottom sheet is off of the bed
Why say what I'm playing on the radio when _TWITTER-ENTITY_ is live tweeting the whole thing ? thanks big
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ Hahaha I hate people ... It's not needed lol !
He said he's taking a break from school for 10 days . I'm not dumb
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ IM IN LOVE WITH THIS VIDEO !! IT'S SO FUNNY
Oh my god your hair looks orange oh my god HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAThe filter makes it look worse
Lmfao at all the confetti sticking on the Louisville coaches head
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ thanks Kaleb
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ it's hard to pronounce
I really love when people doesn't understand me
If you've ever been on Anna or I's shit list we just had a hate rant on your life for the past hour
“ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ : Girls who say they need a boyfriend to keep them warm need to invest in a fucking coat . ”
That has me crying
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ they'll have an all star morris team with just him and wyatt
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ diggin it . I am used to being sub tweeted . #nofucks
Love _TWITTER-ENTITY_ and all her rants ! Hilarious and very very true !
Likes are always a struggle
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you still can't ball tho
She's always laying on me
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ * spirit
#TheHeat such a great movie .. It's very funny .. Go see it if u haven't!!!
All these girls are posting man crush Mondays ... And I'm like does my dog count ?
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ don't be haten '
Hahahaha . Seriously the funniest picture I've seen all night .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ yo let's do that on Thursday and see how people react
We gave Corey some of those prank candles
I offer my world famous spaghetti , alcohol , a movie & amp ; good D ladies
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you know it's true tho !
I keep dribbling pasta sauce down my scrubs .... I know exactly how my patients feel now
because your statement was very mature in itself , right ?
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ pretty sure I just saw you driving with a little pug staring out the window
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ killer looks Eddie killer looks
Going to see the babies ! & amp ; Cody ! & amp ; Christina ! ✌ & amp ; Katie .. Well everyone next door lol .
Today is gender swap day and I'm gonna look more like Travis than he does .
Boy you out your mind
But then again ya can't expect much from anyone these days
I'm that girl that always orders kid's meals , lol idc
Those vines have me dying
Tera just asked Brad if they shaved your head bald in the army so you could run faster
I'm gunna watch my preachers daughter
Lol at you kids for thinking I was talking about y'all with that tweet
#zoey101memories when they put a teddy bear with a camera eyes in the girls room to spy on them
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you're good ! I am too haha
“ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ : No reason to look good at school not like I have anyone to impress ” are you aware of how conceited this makes you look
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ remember when you spazzed out in your sleep earlier ?
Tonight was too great
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ makes me cry #icant
My dad just got into a fight at the cherry hill mall and called a guy a fat so
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ right . That's what friends are for ❤️
Had a fun night out with the family . _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_
so I see what people REALLY be doin on snapchat ...
My bra strap fell down while I was holding a kid at work and he grabbed it and put it in his mouth
My mother has a new profound wish of burning the house down .. Unbelievable
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ literally explaining what happened to me can't even hold a conversation with them
My mom goes \ #THROWDOWN FRIDAY ! " _TWITTER-ENTITY_ "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ this imaginary dude in the sky
That dang Jr straight Turned up . Couldn't count how many he dropped on them fools #sophomore
Talking to my mom and her boyfriend about blazing
Just sitting in my room naked doing my makeup ..
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ . Im fucked . Hahaha . But good for you on that test .
Think I might get drunk on wine all by my lonesome tonight
Everyone already has plans tonight so it looks like I'm going with Derek
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I think it's funny
Lol . My conversation with _TWITTER-ENTITY_
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ idk who this nut issss ! ✋
\Beat me like Rihanna " the fuck "
Sleep ? It doesn't sound great toinght maybe ... No sleep ? Hmmm sounds better
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ congratulations you just made my life
#rememberwhencreekview had drama class perform for other classes and Devin always made me laugh
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ how's your fruit by the foot ?! ❤ haha lame I know
We Are The Millers is the funniest movie ever !
forgetting Emily's stuff for the second day in a row
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ lmao
\Me and Alyssa broke through the door & amp ; I blew kisses at him . He pretended to get hit by them . " -Ellie's diary "
We just got a letter , we just got a letter , we just got a letter ... Wonder who it's from . _TWITTER-ENTITY_
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ NO IT DOESNT
I find that so amusing
I had a good time
Hannah is killing me on snapchat tonight !
Marion right now is absolutely ridiculous and we're not even in the same state ! She said YoOoOlLoOo
Omar's tweets > & gt ; & gt ;
\Is it weird if a girl goes to a strip club ? Like , would that make me a lesbian , or just eager to learn some new moves for the bedroom ? " "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ oh my gosh we are gross
I used to feel special when I was like 6 bc high school musical had the same mascot and I fangirled
Lol , you're pathetic
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ lol perks of knowing my phone number
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you're so cute
\Most girls think about boys , but all she thinks about is a 4 pound pork sandwich " #HoneyBooBoo "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ and juicy jackets/sweat outfits
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ lmfao true cause they be lickin they're privates and shit
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ It's ok I knew what you were saying
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ last night when me and you were gonna hit that girl thanks for having my back ! hahahah
LOL the snap I sent
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ omg ,
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ did you get your wisdom teeth out ??
The jake from State Farm commercial !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ and where is that exactly ?
This is the third time you have gone through and liked my old Instagram photos .... Oh boy
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ your mind is not the only thing that was blown today ... so was that toliet #largelady
I petted _TWITTER-ENTITY_ last night thinking she was my dog
\Thank you for the x amount of years you gave me . They were the best ! I just don't wanna be with you anymore . " Says no one ever . "
According to apples to apples _TWITTER-ENTITY_ and I are yummy #aplang #postapseason
I can't even deal right now
Billy Cosby on jimmy Fallon right now is too funny
When the song Rompe by Daddy Yankee comes on my shuffle _TWITTER-ENTITY_
So my 5th cup of coffee ? Why I don't know not even at work ✋ Let me just get off twitter and do what I need to do !
Christmas dubstep > & gt ; & gt ;
One of them was a fish
Brian just ran into the screen-door thinking it was open
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ why ?!
I have a problem .... I lost my coat .... I hope someone didn't JACKET
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I hope I make that far !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ there's probably still some in salvos drive way
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahaha hat night " it's a daily occurrence . "
I always wonder why people don't text me , then I realize it's because I never text anyone back #ooops
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ don't make me pee myself
Look we're on tv .
Lexies mom calls me Big Mac .
Oh my god Kevin noooo !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ awh❤ haha that picture we lookin hawt man .
Lawna just made me laugh so hard while I was drinking water and it shot out my nose
I feel like it's my job to sit in class and bother sam the whole period .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ fucking loser lol
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Ohhh noo people won't be patient anymore !!
Letting stinky take a shower at my house since she has no electricity . _TWITTER-ENTITY_
that was stupid
Omg my phones in the garbage #ShitMyFriendsSay i love you _TWITTER-ENTITY_
I need school because of musical results . That is my only reason
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ chocolate ice cream ! Light made it look weird though
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ your shopping addiction is out of control
Disney + little kids = a whole new level of passing the fuck out
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ he was like , uhhhh after practice
This is not happening
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Just creeped and saw this . I died
Be up at five sweet pea . _TWITTER-ENTITY_
I lied to myself and listened in chem for 40 minutes but I'm done now
“ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ : if i lay here , if i just lay here , would you lie with me and just forget all of the homework thats due tomorrow”
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ I can't even .
Having the best conversations ever right now .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ the rest is low key though
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ and I gotta thing for light chocolate . We can't help ourselves
This wind is crazy pretty sure I'm gonna blow away along with everything else in Slippery Rock
I think it's funny how much shit you talk about your riends " "
\Where did dadio go ? " Lmfao my mom did not seriously say that "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ ul both be old news in 2 mins .. Therefore u dont Qualify as a hater
This sav stuff makes it look like my belly buttons sweating
I just can't even handle _TWITTER-ENTITY_ right now
What are friends
Why is it 12 o'clock and I'm still not home from softball
I went completely insane
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Shutup .... Change your twitter name
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ bad girl do it well ! Or something like that
Instead of going to work out we decided just to go eat lunch #goodchoice _TWITTER-ENTITY_
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ lol your a funny one
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ double infields maybe if they'd hit it out of one infield lol
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ dame you suck I forgot
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ me and _TWITTER-ENTITY_ are wide awake eating sausages rolls together
I get so defensive when people talk bad about Miley
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I laugh at your dilemma
Racial Draft is fucking hilarious
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I just remembered when I rear ended you #crackingup
I don't even necessarily want power I just don't want the same mentallyChallenge feeling every time I flick a ligh switch ...
a random guy came up to me and asked me if I had a boyfriend ... I said lied to make him go away
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ THATS WHAT I SAID they thought we were dating and I quickly corrected that
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ thinks my house is a place to always drink
When one song brings back millions of memories _TWITTER-ENTITY_
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ LITERALLY just got Anne Frank & amp ; Helen Keller confused #IMWEAK
I know , Cole
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ well I guess the whole listening to your iPod thing is probably your best option
\Maddy , do you have a boyfriend or something ? " Hehehehehehehehe "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ they should've put you in the trash can
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ \I'm a big kid now " ☺️ "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ is this one about me too ??????
yesterday was so much fun . I want to relive it over and over
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ got then legs open for me
It makes me happy
My boyfriend doesn't even like me
The way some people act about weed is ridiculous . Believe everything they hear .
You're really annoying
Highlight of my day : watching some dude wipe out on his skateboard
Meeting new people in the doctors office ... & gt ; hahah
At Brent's table . He took it off afterwards
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ yes Youuu did
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ they want you to starve . Parents don't realize sometimes that we could be A LOT worse .
“ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ : I think my friends like my dad more than me . ”I sure do
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ turnnnnnn up Macy
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ our singing sesh last night
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ oh I blocked it
Being friends with Haley is like taking care of a 4 year old
“ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ : if we ever date you wont have to worry about me cheating on you i can barely get one person let alone two ” #StoryOfMyLife
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ omg my last two !! Can't even do this
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ At least you're a fast runner
Why are we talking about back hair ? _TWITTER-ENTITY_
I still can't get over that dog
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ hate you both
Time to watch movies by myself all night
This guy is killing me right now
I'm done .
My love is like toast !
\My first house is probably gonna be a double wide trailer " - _TWITTER-ENTITY_ "
That last one was kinda gay
Chandler trying to dance at his wedding .
The past thing about going to _TWITTER-ENTITY_ house is riding that nifty little machine
From the looks of _TWITTER-ENTITY_ ' my story ' _TWITTER-ENTITY_ was a hot mess last night .
Why does everybody call me a slut like hahaha way off
Imagine just having one boob in the center of your chest .
Alex just said bye bye to his dad .
PAHAHAHA this little girl crying is the funniest thing
He's 20 and still has trophies from high school up in his room ,
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I'm taking two back
A guy just gave me his number right in front of my boss oh hell no
When you want to rub your eyes but you can't because you're wearing mascara
YES OMFG THIS IS PERFECT
really wanna see _TWITTER-ENTITY_ movie on Christmas . someone go with me
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I would but I'm black and not allowed
NINA JUST GOT HIT ON BY A 30 YEAR OLD I'm not even lying
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you don't even need to meet him .
I'm not surprised with any of my Christmas gifts because I pick them out myself .
The picture with the Star Wars people is so funny
These walls are too thin .
I am so dumb
Lol scratch that I've been pulled over 4 times now and no tickets .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ this school just got a lot hotter
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ SNOOKI SLIPPERS ARE WHERE ITS AT . I have the zebra ones
Coops baby picture is the cutest baby picture in the whole world , and I'm being legit
I May Be Young , But I'm Ready
Ross and Katy & gt ; & gt ; & gt ; & gt ;
Managers who can't spell
Fight in the connecter on last day of school
I'm standing outside waiting for my car to defrost ... And I'm like \man it's warm outside " it's 28 degrees "
10k tweets ... i think it's time to delete twitter
Maggie's & amp ; Kelly's dogs are too funny
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ well my dog likes me so I guess I'm okay
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ well we're both a pain in the ass ...
Ciara cried at the movies tonight
yeah your right
Haha were going to toys R us to bs around
Fred just fell off the couch I'm laughing so hard
Shoutout to _TWITTER-ENTITY_ His saints bouta lose In the cold lol it's gonna rain Sunday an Everyone knows the saints hate the cold #Birdgang
Slept till like 3 pm .
“ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ : No one cares that justin beiber has food poisoning . I got food poisoning once from taco bell . No one cared . ”
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ yeah . That's the ones . don't you love that show ?
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ send that to me
Made it to school today without my gps !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ omg ! when we stole the cheerios and you ran into the beer cave ! \ EXCUSE ME , WHAT THE HELL !? " "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ omg .. That class
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ oh ! Haha what did you yell it sounded like you were dying
I look absolutely horrible today .
Things are getting feisty
Hahahahah #oomf ' s last tweet got me rollin
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ why does _TWITTER-ENTITY_ look stunned ?
I'm kind of embarrassed my tweets say from perry ... Oh well
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ wait ! Is she alive
It's me and lex against the world
Everyone had to pee at the same time
When I decided to ride the skateboard That you got me for christmas down that big hill and I fell of and bouced of the concrete
Nice wig Janis , what's it made of ? YOUR MOMS CHEST HAIR .
\If you leave here , I hate you ! " #FavoriteLine "
Hahaha oh that's funny
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ our basement
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ same here but they are guys , and I say \hey faggot " and they all turn around lol "
Me and Paige are just sitting here laughing at these pictures
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I was dying his ankles were in the locker room
Lol parents is cousins
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I pick up girls by quoting saved by the bell and Dawson's creek lol
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ Quinn is deffently a little Alec , baby Luigi
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ the WNBA is still around ?
Plus you like blow jobs . Bet you won't like when that shit get stuck on your dick . #previoustweet
#middleschoolmemories when meredith was freaking out in PE and was so happy when she hit 4ft 10
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahahahah me too ... That's so sad
I know you're not yelling at me .
\You're like a sloth with boobs " oh ... Lmfao "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ lol I can't hear over the singing . What did you say ?
Well what was I supposed to say
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you crack me up
how I even notice that is the question
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ it was hilarious
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ RIGHT _TWITTER-ENTITY_ & gt ;
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ of course
If I had a dollar for every brain you don't have , I would have one dollar . #Spongebob
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I AM SO EXCITED TO SEE MY BEST FRIEND
Is it bad that my phone just autocorrected rank " to " drank " "
Vine automatically makes my mood 10x better
Brandon is probably the funniest person on the team
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I miss you goob
40-something year-old guys posting selfies .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I didn't know you we're in Brooklyn tonight
Khaliyf love to rush man
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ it was that too hhahahahaha , I really want some chocolate milk though
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ yea I know . I can at least have a conversation with you unlike Kelsey !
Paul wakes up from his hour nap and is determined to find out where the tacos are at , what tacos ?
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ oh grow a pair your cry baby
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ PUSH IT ... Uhhh ... PUSH IT REAL GOOD . Salt and pepper here
Congrats _TWITTER-ENTITY_ on the pineapple award #CMAawards
lmao sware this dude stays #cappinn
Everyone's being marked with sharpie
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ is seeing a whole different side of me right now ...
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ eff you why you laugh !!
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ that's the spirit let's hear it !!
Love a good laugh before I go to sleep !
no but seriously who sits in a bedroom and gets drunk .
Lol I have Christians twitter again
I have a stalker
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ too bad there's not a helmet emoji
I think my mom is going to Easton .... again
This guy needs subtitles , it's an auction !!!
Don't drunk text me ! I can't deal .
None of Katie's friends like me hahah it's all good though
When people don't text me back it feels awesome
She said she stop tweeting cause of me hahahah
You're done now
The nurses reminiscing about their time in the whee > & gt ; & gt ; #fire #byebye
This guy . I can't even deal right now
really guys ..
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ classic Shawn
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ for what
My dream last night already couldn't be any weirder but then that happens ? Maybe I am on somethin
Every time I get out of the shower no matter if they're people at my house or not . I always have to sit in a towel for at least 10 min .
Wake up from my nap to my mom watching the neighbor do a drug deal it's good to be home
Lmfao this bitch just walked past with rainbow snow cone hair
My dad said a random number texted it to him whose number is 765.969.0153 ? That's who sent it
People find new ways to amaze me every day
mom comes home from her last day of work and says \GUESS WHO'S UNEMPLOYED NOW , TOO !!?! " "
I guess I get to hang out with nobody on New Year's Eve
Bestfriends help each other with their shopping addictions
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ wish you write here . Franks outside at djais .. See no mumps for all you assholes talking shit
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ my life story ...
People think they are so cool
When people tell me that I'm pretty , I'm just like \Bless your soul ! " "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I feel like alot of people do ! Hope were in the same class
Mrs. Flickinger just made my day
Danica is such a joke
When _TWITTER-ENTITY_ favorited my tweet I was like wtf who is Legolas
I've embaressed myself so much today
Never thought I would say it but I'm seriously about to smoke grade A with you're bitch
\Chewing gum reminds me of like ... Molly " ... Ok kait _TWITTER-ENTITY_ "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ wouldn't let you get your sleep
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ the cookie race in jock straps .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ coming from you that's funny
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ forreal tho
I think I spend every waking moment of my life in my room .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ ahaha me too
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ same and my face on the dog
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ we were the coolest seagulls of silver bay for sure
“ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ : I wish I was an ostrich . Then it would be acceptable to randomly bury my head in sand”
Halloween episode of #GirlCode
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I know , but then I went to jail .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ just became my favorite account . #Twins
Jessie is the only person that has the same ignorant humor as me !!
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ that's why they call him a pretty boy for a reason
Griffin drew a picture of the kite & amp ; the key & amp ; labeled it Thomas Edison instead of Benjamin Franklin ..... #dead
Jason's dad ocket power was my favorite show in the world " "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ we gotta cheer eachother up #GIRLTIME
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ WHY CAN'T I RETWEET THIS
Women need 3 things : Trust , attention and great dick .
I told my dad I wanted to take the day off tomorrow & amp ; he asked me if I was becoming like Adrienne now hahahahahahah a
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ your snap though #dying
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ lmao love it
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you were pissed
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ if only you were there ! But that snap chat we sent you & amp ; your laugh #soGreat #YouNameIsAwesome
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ now she's going to suck up and try to be your friend again
Reading messages and not texting back should be illegal .
Chicken flavored kisses are the best flavored kisses
Tft I don't even know this kid that's supposedly takin me out ? #wow
AND you lied to Jake about being invited to Maria's bonfire it doesn't get much more pathetic than that
I yell at the tv like the people on the show can hear me
Leave it Taylor to order basketball stuff and have it be discontinued
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ that is our lives
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you were probably the same size I'm jk
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I feel like we are going to be really close by the end if the year ....
Babysitting with _TWITTER-ENTITY_ ☺
Dk and _TWITTER-ENTITY_ would take turns bring dragged by _TWITTER-ENTITY_ in the bathroom filled with water while I watched
I hate when I black out at shows the . Forget what songs were played
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Matthews near you ! I think ill text him
LMAO . Nobody fucking cares idiot . ✋
#PerksOfDatingMe ill twerk for you
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I get em mixed up all the time
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahahaha ! Gosh this is crackin me up
So towson literally has huge jars of condoms everywhere and the one is res tower was gone in a few days #Towson17
you exaggerate so much , and it CRACKS me up
Text my friend and ask what she's doing tonight . She writes back inder date bowling " #classic "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ i'm dying the lady next to me at the stoplight is staring #thanks
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I didn't even notice
Hey _TWITTER-ENTITY_ guess what ? I'm homeless !
What does the fox say
you talk shit on everyone
the video Wes sent me & gt ; _TWITTER-ENTITY_
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ my mom has like three pairs hahah
In metal music , all women are whores
Chasing my brother around with a worm
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ but you can't deny it's accurate .....
Grandma just asked if I had any topless pictures from spring break
You know everything I forgot
Umm fabric just fell on top of me ....
My dad just told someone it looks like they combed their hair with a egg beater
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ seriously ridiculous
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ what other kind is there to talk about ?
It's reasonable to tell the cop you were diagnosed with a lead foot ... Right !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hehehehe we're all weird !
Got out of that shit as soon as I could
Why . They're telling me who to go out with I'm so done omg
Lmao shot doooowwwn .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ just asked me to sleep with her for 5 years .
I just died .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ haha that's why she's on the cover of vogue
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ she's embarrassed by her mom .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ bahahah yess dummy shanks babe . You
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ oh okay
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you read what I said
Happy Gilmore tho
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ omg that's a horrible dream !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ had to look it up , to see if it was real or not
I AM DONE WITH LIFE
At the end of the day I won't lose any sleep bc of it .
SOMEONE PLEASE TEXT ME BEFORE I LOSE MY MIND
All I need is someone as weird as me , and well be set .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ come anytime
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ is probably my favorite manager , I take literally all my issues to her .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ \since we both love food " Hahahahah "
\What .. They're twins ? That's like a Chernobyl accident " when my dads talking about the boys on the other team at jakes game "
Why is that cat on his shoulders .... It's a seeing eye cat meow
These memes of this little girl are hilarious !
I'm gonna laugh so hard when your liver fails idiot bitch
Dad-\Sarah if Kelley thinks that you're rude behind his gf's face and not to her face then be rude to her face too " Dead "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ nevermind ..
“ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ : Have u ever put one big sock on both your feet got in the bathtub and pretended to be a mermaid ? ”
No words can describe my love for _TWITTER-ENTITY_ so glad I met you .
Troy Bolton was my first crush . Hahahaha oh _TWITTER-ENTITY_
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ nope Greg does lol
her hair though
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ do you ever not have a bad day , all I see it !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ & gt ; & gt ; & gt ; #GoodTimes
\You can't talk to those old ass ladies like that . " #FridayAfterNext "
Speech class makes me want one of my friends to get married and make me the best man
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ guess we will see when we go .
don't you have a boyfriend or
Gretchen and Gracyn's snapchats > & gt ; & gt ; & gt ; & gt ; & gt ; & gt ; & gt ;
George says if I stop shitting my pants then I wouldn't need to buy so much underwear
When the neighbor children taunt _TWITTER-ENTITY_ & gt ; & gt ; & gt ; way funnier than the microwave thing
Me and Rachel both settled for a bowl of cereal
Big ass and brass don't mix ! I can't
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ not by choice
Sexy hannah _TWITTER-ENTITY_
There honestly an argument on CNN debating Jesus and Santa , and if they are actually white .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ she's so cute tho
Granny isn't impressed with this game
I wish I was rich so I can do everything that I did last night all over again tonight
\Still haven't fucked an ugly bitch " if only it was true hahaha "
I Think I Just Made A New Bestfriend
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ dumbass . Grace I'm so cold plz come bring me blankets
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ thank you for blessing us with your gift you slay every time ! gaahd , teach me how to be as fierce as you ?
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ yeah dude !!
I've been checked out for two weeks now ✅
Lol I have my spurs on I ain't even riding horses today
and the ultimate creeper award goes to drum roll please .... me and _TWITTER-ENTITY_ !! #wewillfindyouandyourgirlfriend
Remember that one night at you're house when you fell off you're bed face first _TWITTER-ENTITY_
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ oh thanks but i just changed it ❤️
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ u think every damn tweet on twitter is about u . The world isn't out to get you . Get your panties out of a wad & amp ; go fuck yourself✌
so I have a friend request on Facebook from a guy named \Dunk Yea Thats Right " "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I was being watched as a center for a different highschool game . They said I did better than the center at your game
Hearing these moms coach their rec teams .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ ' s tweets right now about lush
122- I love you so much bb ! I die at yours and victors snapchats every time and there my favorite ! soo glad we're close now ! ❤️❤️
My grandma just saw someone paddle boarding on tv and asked \why are they surfing with a broom " nooooo "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahah Vegas here we come
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I wonder why
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ with that kids twitpic he doesn't have the right to bash on anybody
I've only had two Valentines in my life . One was my ex two years ago and the other was this girl I dated in middle school #SadLife
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ look how old you look in that picture ✌
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ bahahahha you a fool dawg
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ your tweets are killin me
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ no but that applied to my life yesterday
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ thank you !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ lord help us .
why am I wearing a watch
I know all the right spot too keep that poon nanny wet
My little brothers are watching Magic Mike ? TF ?! AWK
When I get asked how to eat a burrito & gt ; & gt ; & gt ; & gt ; & gt ; & gt ; _TWITTER-ENTITY_
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ shit I knew someone would notice that and call me out #stalkermaterial
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Aww thanks Emily I find you super attractive too
Holy last night
can someone please explain to me want oomf stand for
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ that's amazing
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ The guy just threw a fit cause the library has his dating website blocked
Case Of The Ex is on pandora & gt ; & gt ; #Mya
Still laughing at _TWITTER-ENTITY_ sliding down the bleachers trying to get the birdie off the top . And he didn't even get it
I like her song I just don't like watching her perform it
You gotta love those backseat drivers , man _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_
Can't we all just get along !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ your naked . You sloot !
I thought the meteor shower was suppose to be yesterday .. I'm all confused
Still didn't do Aleks cuz yolo . _TWITTER-ENTITY_
Kristi almost pulled into someone's driveway thinking it was a road hahahah stop
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ oh well shit .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I'll be your friend
come on eileen
Pretty sure Aaron just almost lit me on fire
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I don't watch tv
#tweetaboutyourselfandbehonest hi I'm hailey and I brake every bone in my body
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ is that Jeff's hand ??
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ You're going in on this rant right now lmao !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Lol you're stupid ☺
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ best tweet I've seen
O What a night ! ✌ #memories to last a lifetime #summer2013 _TWITTER-ENTITY_
Omg dad , so weak at my vine of him !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ you can always hug me babe ❤️
5,000 more tweets to go
My phone is pointless .
Oh it feels so good to get off work !!!
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Harper and Robby
What the heck Bri I'm dying
Realized going out is so much more fun when you do it every seldom . Had so much fun last night . On a Wednesday . Lol
im dying at this song
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ ill always be about that life
what's in the water fountains at Cleveland ?
Syd's header is a selfie you guys , just thought I'd get it out there
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ omg
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I was dying that was the funniest thing ever
Country Bob and his incest family and two cats _TWITTER-ENTITY_
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ that text & gt ; & gt ; & gt ;
Please don't ask me to bite you , freak
I wonder how many pounds of potatoes that guy buys at the grocery store
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ OMYGOSH !
My snap video was perfect oh my god lol dying
When _TWITTER-ENTITY_ flipped out in lunch because I beat him in ruzzle so bad & gt ; & gt ; & gt ; & gt ; & gt ;
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ was that sarcastic
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ YOU'RE SO FAR AWAY DOE
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ bahaha just read your text and I'm legit lmao \omg yes ... But not you " "
The lady at the nursing home told Adam he was gonna get coal In his stocking
I wish I could say something
I'm like in love to safe & amp ; sound remix by mike stud .. Or maybe im just in love with mike stud . Who knows thanks to , _TWITTER-ENTITY_
Just send Amanda Hella messages
Lol . The dog just rolled off the couch
Y u do that
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ Erica at least I don't sit in a corner in spanish
These kids are outta control !
I have anger issues with some things
My dad is seriously trying to cheat at jenga while my brother isn't looking
I honestly crack myself up
Looking at Sasha's Facebook makes me laugh so hard _TWITTER-ENTITY_
This guys vines holy crap
Cody stop !!! ✋
My mom .. \Am I cool that I am going 90mph ? " "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ that sounds miserable
Who likes to be called a fuck boy lmao
Eat BIG . Get BIG .
I don't understand why people are saying bye Alabama ... They're still gonna be in the SEC championship and make it to a BCS bowl
Got chased by two dogs for so long on this run , but after a while , it looked like I was chasing them #stamina
Bruce Jenner needs to do something w that hair . I just cannot ev time i watch KUWTK .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ are delirious about this 400 IM
Meraia makes me laugh w/ her Asian fetish
Everyone's getting engaged or pregnant and I'm just hoping for my boyfriend to get me ice cream
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ ya there'sa myth about a guy named Saint George who slayed dragons
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ only cause his kid thinks Blake is spiderman
I got some pretty cool snapchats tonight Did you ?
I'm embarrassing myself so bad right now & amp ; I don't even care YOLO ?
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ I threw up
We drove to Denny's tonight , sat down ordered drinks and left
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ i can only imagine but good i heard there was a good English teacher and i wasn't sure who it was
my name must be goooooooodddd
Me : did you end up going to Shannon's last night ? _TWITTER-ENTITY_ : I talked to you there ...
Is use the emojis 10% when something's funny , and 90% when I'm trying to be a bitch .
Sammy is talking bad to someone on twitter today
Hate to say I told ya so
The things you see at the beach
My uncle on Malcolm Gladwell's NEW take on David and Goliath ... \get the f & $k out of here . " #haha "
My TL tight is the same 5 people
That IS pretty funny though #cantBreathe
it's funny cause i'm pretty
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I see your point !
The pictures from country fest im getting . #stopit
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ ' s killin me with these texts #dying
\I'm gonna break his fingers so he can't talk to no one ! " love my girl _TWITTER-ENTITY_ "
just dribble the ball just watch it watch it
I'm over here crying at this video Tyia just sent me
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I take it you guys aren't going to the beach ?
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I seriously might go buy a mattress tomorrow
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ weve said alot of shit to both of them . you were just to selfcentered an a bad friend to notice oh an 8hr shift . you work so hard
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ haha noo actually not at all , til I saw this tweet
BK officially knows more about me then most my girl friends
My English teacher just thought a syllable was a vowel ...
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ lol true ! I'm waiting for the boys
Lol that all the freshman boys at seekonk don't like me ok
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ AMEN TO THAT
Lolz my brother trying to hook me up with fake ids
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ lol I know what you mean
\I sprained my esophagus in the last game ""
wait what was I thinking omg
Glad _TWITTER-ENTITY_ is feelin this #NameYourPenisAfterAMovie trend too
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahaha I'm doneeeeeee !
Accidentally tagging the wrong person in your picture
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I'm actually jealous my mom made me pull over on the side of the highway and get out of the drivers seat it was so scary
In the car , Nina and I can turn any song into some crazy duet and dance number .
Eric moons my dad .. His response - \Eric is your ass broken ?? There's a crack right down the middle " #NickQuotes "
Teen beach movie is on and it reminds me of Kennedy singing the soundtrack to it in lunch #iloveyoukennedy ❤
I had a dream that I was at a pet store and accidentally ate a frog .......... ❓❓
I used to think those books were about my long lost twin sister no joke
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ OMG STOP IT
Excited to see _TWITTER-ENTITY_ and I know she is just ohhhhh sooo excited to wake up and get food with me right now
Ike & amp ; Tina
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ the week we learned that last year was the worst week of my life like that shiz is hard man
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ all those foot fire drills finally payed off just won the grape stomping contest
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ mannn I punched a hole in the wall .. And i gotta get 100 ... Ill try to get it but it's gonna take time
i seriously did so much since since june till now ! likee i need to stopp !
Sitting outside talking to the dog . Yup ....
My dad is singing ke$ha right now #reallife
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ once again .. I don't have you're number !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I think _TWITTER-ENTITY_ loses .
\looky how could six dicks be pussys " best line ever "
I'm bout to saw my arm off
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ calm downnnnnnn so was I
And you're letting me go to sleep like this good job
tam is funny for that love poos
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you have no idea how hard I'm still laughing but yes . you're going to hell
The \little things " aren't fooling anyone #realadorable "
I be sending snapchats looking like I been working underground for 10 years I don't even care
The center pool open
I wanna yell \slut " & amp ; see how many of them respond . "
Just revealed my second personality to _TWITTER-ENTITY_
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ I was actually gonna present my origami project but then I was like nahhh
As much as I love Kora I'm never picking her up again
I can't talk thought because I am too
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ lol thanks ! Congrats for graduating or not being pregnant though
GRADUATION SPEECH : \I hate all you fuckers , I'm out " . "
gosh , it is so funny at vacation bible school . I haven't laughed this way in a while ! I was just really happy today & amp ; thankful .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ look how cheap
I'm still working for 10K
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ ☝️just drop that finger and bring up the one in the middle . Why is there no emoji for that ! That's how I feel about your swoop
my boyfriend playing COD is pretty much the funniest thing ever .
“ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ : Ugh , it's 11:30 at night and my stomach is growling because I'm hungry .. #fatgirlproblems ” Story of my life girl !
JR presenting his project > & gt ; & gt ;
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ so do Seth and I
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ me
That moment when my host bro tells us an electric guitar is the loudest instrument in the whole wide world , even the dolphins can hear it
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ it's so unhealthy but I don't even care anymore
Me & amp ; roc were so mean when we were little
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ stop ... Lol I know you want my autograph
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ your last tweet
Saw _TWITTER-ENTITY_ for a solid 1min today
\If I ever kill someone , I'm making it federal . So that way when I go to jail I can okay tennis and do activities . " _TWITTER-ENTITY_ "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ well i would obviously be the star and you lord and Morgan could be the background people
Free fake ray bands in the Avi .
Yup 76 yard pop pass
You're not a model if you PAY somebody to take pictures of you .
Hahahaha next time TN scores ... I'll call it a Butch Slap ... _TWITTER-ENTITY_
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ professional chicken nuggets
Sometimes I wonder if your tweets are about me #nah
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ stop it
“ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ : That moment when you get sunburned and think it’ll turn into a tan . #GingerProblems ” This was me when I go burnt hahaha
Ecards make class a little more bearable
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ who you calling pin head
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ ohhhh I gotta be quicker next time
Sam : \ya know the polar express ? yeah I read the book it sucked but the movies is good ! " #OmgSamJ "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I know
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ your almost like God to them , we will never have to hear something like that !
this is literally my emotional roller coaster
My sister is crying from mine and my moms phone call
Boutta hit up Denny's for this free breakfast , then every wing place in Danbury later on
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I didn't see u ! Gosh DANGIT I fail at life
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ yes for sure
I'm pretty sure me and _TWITTER-ENTITY_ laughed constantly last night cause how ugly we looked in our snapchats and how bipolar I am
I have so many problems
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I was wonderin the same thing ! Good question hahaha so random
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ Hahaha sometimes you have to be honest to one another ! Tyler knows its just harsh love !
Seeing your ex downgrade is the best feeling ever !!! YOU HAVE ME ROLLIN OVER HERE ! #SheASlut #YouGonGetSomething
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ oh they just thought it was hilarious take a guess what my new lock screen is ?
Did I really just call alyssa bby g .
When _TWITTER-ENTITY_ can't get into the theater because he isn't 17 .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ I ain't got no worries fat men need love too
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ sucks at making kandi .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ isn't there an app for that ?
Gonna be productive still , L RIDE
Thank Jesus for amazing people like _TWITTER-ENTITY_ did we just become best friends ? I think so ...
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ snapchat videos geek me out
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ if you stressing ask for a blessing
My scorpion looks like a crushed Dorito
Haha I kill myself
Soon as the girlfriend leaves ? Loneliness returns .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ why thank you I tried my hardest lololol
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ haha you can bike to my house biotch
Running into Lauren at chilis > & gt ; & gt ; #awkkk ❤️ _TWITTER-ENTITY_
Just stop ! ✋
It's a vlog not a vog
Sometimes I send a mass snapchat just to see who sends on back
John is too much right now
It's funny how mean we are to _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ #NoTwitterLacey
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ oh you think I'm bringing money good one mike !
I love Michael . She is on one tonight with here tweets and Trollin
I told my brother he could have my drink and he was like \wahhh ! Why so generous all of a sudden " "
I swear my uncle is just like pit bull
Brielle and I have it baddd .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ love you and I will
The videos Hannah just showed me of _TWITTER-ENTITY_ IM DEAD !!
Hahah I'm sorry , I thought it was funny since the tweet said \True ✌ " hahahah "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ just contradicts himself in his raps constantly !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ LOL poor Helen
Glad to see some people care
Wanna sub tweet ? Let's go bitch . Let's go . always talking hard
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ was watching that too
The lady doing my nails was giving me a massage and asked me if I go to the gym and bench
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ did you get your phone taken again ?
“ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ : I would buy so many things from Dick's if i had the money . ” Dicks usually buy me stuff . But I call them boyfriends
So when are people gonna stop being ignorant pussies on ask ?
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ your snapchats have been so funny !!
You can't share a blanket with me or something bad will happen .
\The higher the hair , the closer to God . " _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ my room is sooooo clean right now
You're a badass aren't you ?
And I'M the one with no life ?! Pff . Ha
Last summer consisted of ... Justin Bieber , a lot of baseball , bdubs and call me maybe . _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ ⚾
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ oh of course those are even better ! I prefer McDonald's ... I'll drive my pick up truck
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you got that right
Zaver just said \delish " and " obvi " all in one sentence . He's been spending way too much time with me "
Madison texts me and asks what we're doing I say idk she say we are our mothers children we will find something . so true
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ don't lie , u was that 12 yr old kid with his feet draggin the ground , still competing in them
You pick the bigest douchebag i know
Autumn and her mom are the funniest/craziest people alive
I think Tyler & amp ; I have level 99 friendzoned eachother enough in just the past few weeks that its safe to say we'll never have a thing
Well my roommates & amp ; I might need a place to sleep tonight ..
Your sooo weird lmao _TWITTER-ENTITY_
I was just playing candy crush and driving and didn't even realize it
She's screaming \QUIT HITTIN ME " "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ don't get your hopes up
Bro where is your kid
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ lmao he's such a female hahaha jk Dustin
It's her eye brows let her do what she wants
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ sorry ! Love you too
All I want in life is to go stay the night at the casino with _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ and _TWITTER-ENTITY_ again
Dez Bryant is such a baby
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I drank me some apple juice and took a nap
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I looked it up .
So excited for everybody to see my ugly sweaters
The worst fight me and Taner have ever had is when he stole my French fry . #fatgirlprobs ❤
The Office provides so many good quotes
So excited for my best friend to come home this weekend ☺
\Found it right next to my Bacardi " awesome thank you mom . "
Literally was crying ! Laughing so hard at this ice cream + windshield scenario
My whole TL is Weymouth drama
These At & T commercials with the little kids crack me up
You're cool . ✌ #Okay .
3 year olds like make up
Last night was a crazy ass night _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_
When I go to my OB I shave my legs and match my bra and underwear , she better appreciate it bc my bf doesn't even get that
Bc If not I would be ducking & amp ; dodging !
Conversations i have wit _TWITTER-ENTITY_ & gt ; & gt ; & gt ;
I think my ass burnt in the tanning bed
Dad just rented a charcoal grey 2014 mustang
Lol pledge months got me rolling
Could never see Chanel mowing her lawn .
watching _TWITTER-ENTITY_ get the bottom of her feet scrub during this pedicure was the highlight of my day
Eden says when she grows up she either wants to be a zombie slayer or wants a penis . #WeirdAss
It's a good thing I'm not starving or I'd be dead by the time _TWITTER-ENTITY_ finally shows up for lunch .
that pic cracks me up
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I'll buy you some ketchup Chapstick then
The fact that chad is black listed from euro
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ erin i have something funny to tell you
Get over it , the Rays won and everyone's excited . Go back to Facebook , they'll probably have Rays stuff too though
For the past 3 days people have been saying I have a nice butt
The snapchats I send to my friends
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ lol he just tried to get free shit
Today Jodie asked me if I get good grades . Because since I'm half Asian she assumes I have good grades .
Talking to EVERYONE in the hallway . \Put some clothes on you filthy animals " - _TWITTER-ENTITY_ "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ That's after a couple weeks !
Old aggressive women in the nursing home > & gt ;
I'm literally the only person on my tl
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ yeah you have to have a solid 10 hours of sleep to stack fruits and vegetables perfectly right ?
No greater pain then hitting your funny bone
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ gotta wait a month
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ wait if this ryebread name is suppose to be me I'm cracccccking the fuck up
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you're lying
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ i haven't set foot in a gym in 2 months .. Haha
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ haha I mean seriously . People said that shit in middle school . #GrowUp
I hope I run into vinny when I go to the jersey shore this summer ...
#laughinggas don't mind if I do
christys embarrassed of me
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ we dunno
I laugh at _TWITTER-ENTITY_ life
White girls name twerkahontas . I'm really done lol
my aunts calling _TWITTER-ENTITY_ amish cause his beard is bushy
Cruising in the half mini van
Nothin like throwin it back to MJ and dancing with the girls
That was worse than old man beer _TWITTER-ENTITY_
Apologies for the people who just got my snapchat
Omg . Never laughed so hard in my entire life . #BIGPICSFORLIFE
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ yeah he is hahah how'd you know ?
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ wow nathan you rebel
OMG this tickles
I have so much Taylor Swift stuff with me that Teen's parents compared me to _TWITTER-ENTITY_
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I'm the realist up in G'ville .
S/O to _TWITTER-ENTITY_ for being perfect and scaring me for being the same as me all day today . #twins
I can not believe someone just #DM me that . I can't even ✋
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ we will tomorrow
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ for real ? lol I'm dying .
I get everyone with my voicemail prank never gets olds listening to those voicemails of people just talking to themselves
I wasn't subtweeting you ✋
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ poor kitty !!
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ oh so when you're violent is when you're being nice ! That makes sense
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ lmao thanks , do it again soon ?
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ and we don't have the damn buses blocking our senior lot ! Literally almost died getting out
My mom just added me on snapchat so I sent her a pic of me taking a shot #college
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahaha sorry
Why did Madison just send me that video
I can always count on my best friend to screenshot my snaps _TWITTER-ENTITY_
Last Vegas is so funny
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ oh shit !! Yeah I remember !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ haha pretty sure I know who you're talking about
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ did you read your drunk texts trying to convince me you weren't drunk ??
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ Morgan is a great person
I miss the boys already but I am glad I can walk around in my underwear again
Laura's gonna be so mad when she realizes my infomercial is to sell her
Colt : got a lot of tampon sticks in here Me : just tampon colt not tampon stick
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ isn't that a little fucked ? Texting your girls mom all the time
Lol I'm so funny ☺️
Never mistake my kindness for weakness . Cause I'm neither . I'm actually quite strong and I'm an asshole . Fuck you .
that video got me so distracted I burnt all my pizza bagels in the oven
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ haha , just text me ! I know for a fact I never once screen shotted you plus my lock button gets stuck every once in awhile
son you a ass _TWITTER-ENTITY_ : Ya cant be giving amazing dick to everybody b”
I remember in 6th grade this girl made up a rumor that I stuffed my bra cause she got mad that I beat her for president .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you guys are fricken gay . ❤
My nephew says he does not like naps oh how he will learn
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Don't worry . That'll be my dad's Christmas present .
I'm so glad I passed the power point thingy today wooooo ! One down , two more to go .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ oh shut it Anna !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ haha , maybe if you \seen " me more ?! There's that buckeye education kicking in right there ... "
Haileys a dime
“ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ : I feel like people are misguided when it comes to lesbian sex . We don't scissor .. Well I don't at least . #lesbihonest ” april !!
You're like the sun in the Bahamas ... really hot , but burns me in every way possible .. #wth #worstlineever
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I'm glad I made you laugh
Yeah , how about I take that 100 on my algebra 2 test . #ProveTheHatersWrong
I love snap chatting _TWITTER-ENTITY_ #bestsnapchatter
The fact that _TWITTER-ENTITY_ just walked in on my roommate jacking it
These pics from last night & gt ; & gt ;
I have my read off & amp ; beg others to turn theirs on
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ just run on it I'm to poor to afford a gym membership
I loved getting bubbles put all in my hair today . _TWITTER-ENTITY_
When people believe the ask thing #youredumbasfuck
Good luck on your license test today _TWITTER-ENTITY_ love ya
LOLLLLLLLING AT SAND . Sami thinks we're children but
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ 17 .
I'm so good at finding the answers to my homework online
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I read this so wrong I thought it said ot gunna lie , I kinda want a guy makeout " "
Henry's gonna get his ass whooped in soccer today
As kids in Orange County we literally go to the dumbest places and get drunk for fun ... #livefastdielast
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ oh my gosh , that did not come out right . I'm just gonna shut up now
I've never really talked to you but I'm pretty sure we danced together at homecoming
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ OH MY JESUS I CAN'T RIGHT NOW
I wanna try the glacier cherry frost Gatorade . But it reminds me too much like something .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ okay I'll be there tonight
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahahahahaha I haven't had that since then pretttty sure ! Duuude come with us Saturday night !
Haha my mom saw what one direction looks like and she said wo of them are definitely gay " "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ CAUSE YOU THIRSTY AF
The Heat was just , amazing
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ duck face
The Heat is one of the funniest movies I've seen .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Says You
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ if ppl read our conversations they would think we hated each other lol #Fuckyou
Glad I could fuel _TWITTER-ENTITY_ and _TWITTER-ENTITY_ with endless fun haha #guitarheros
And I was like ..... Why you so obsessed with me ?
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ well I blocked chase hahahaha
Scott's sleep talking again and he just asked me to marry him ...
girls are crazy & amp ; we always find things out whether you tell us or not .. maybe some day guys will learn the obvious .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ he is not cute
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ is on a rant tonight with these reality tv shows
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I'm dying !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ i can picture u now ur in that giggly weird mood i get when im with edmond and tevin
Making Yankee fans mad is the greatest thing life offers #StayClassy
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ the van you just wrecked , or ..?
Bama sucks !!
Ryan tryin to bogey board & gt ; & gt ; & gt ; & gt ; & gt ; & gt ;
Cant even handle myself right now
I just absolutely dominated _TWITTER-ENTITY_ in 2k11 #embarrassing #feelbad
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ oh lord
Stoned Adam , \Look at this breakfast burrito . " #workaholics ❤ "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ there goes that dream ✋
haley burps , karlee said bless you .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I'm just honest
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I just remembered you had shards of glass in ya grill
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ HAHAHA .. That was funny
“ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ : No matter how cold it is , I have to have my fan on when I go to bed cause the sound helps me sleep”
Flipping someone off ? Really no dad
I'm not a photographer ... But I can picture us together #CheesyPickUpLines
Paid Tom 5 bucs to stop out some kids military 4 and he flipped a shit
Me and pop dukes's Katt Williams sessions tho
Dentists tomorrow ... I'm fucked
My fog is scared of the nail polish I'm using
Gram just told poppy to shut the hell up
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahahaha ! the album cover makes up for his songs !
I'm gonna show Collin all this when I see him again
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ what
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ he's such a hippie
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ that's good ! Haha
\You can't be 100% all the time otherwise you're a douchebag " _TWITTER-ENTITY_ spitting wisdom to me "
I have zero respect for cheaters ✋
And my ugliest most horrifying snapchats go to _TWITTER-ENTITY_
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ ; popped a vyvanse , I'm dummmmb .
Judging people who put up pictures in bathing suits . Regardless if it was taken for you
3hunna- You're my homie ! Funny af and super cool ! Aye I see you're good at football too ! But you think I'm gay ... When I'm clearly not
Face timing with _TWITTER-ENTITY_ & gt ; & gt ; & gt ;
I look so ugly right now in these pictures
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ lets all forget everything we've learned
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ didn't say that
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ well next time get your facts straight ☝️ thank you very much
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ exactly that's muh homegirl
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ lost my voice from screaming that at Bristol
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you are such an awkward runner
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ what's that app for the edits
The awk moment when a black girl wants me to go to the football game with her #sike
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ oh my god
yeah bc i stopped tweeting duh
I love it when my mom plays along with me being an idiot lol
My cousin just asked me if I could read
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ laughing or like ... Fuck
If the Jazz beat the Thunder I'm seriously going to piss myself laughing
Just saw pics of _TWITTER-ENTITY_ as a child on _TWITTER-ENTITY_ computer and I've never been so in love in my life #soooooooocute
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ I'm going to cry I'm so happy
10 grand ... this much ? Life changer❤
S/o _TWITTER-ENTITY_ for being the best GIRLS manager ever ! & amp ; being my bus bud on the way home from games ! GOLD ALL IN MY CHAAINNSSS #loveher
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you just think your a bad ass don't you
The looks on peoples faces when I pull out an extension is hilarious
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ nah , I am just fun to talk about
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Deuces . #bitch ✌
okay we can stop now hahaha .
\ Mr. Dicicco is oddly attractive . " #WaitWhat "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ Lets get #Butthole trending on twitter . That would be #Hilarious !
I can't even with my mass comm teacher being a gymnast
\You on the other hand , dehydrated , running to the ratchets to satisfy your thirst . ""
Probably gonna have a black eye from a tree limb .
So for Halloween I'm goin to be Aladdin .. yeah I said judge me
How awkward would it be if that wasn't even mine
Just had to show/explain to my sister how to upload her very first pic on insta such an old soul !
didn't feel like going over the gate in my house so I just kicked it over ..
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Hahaha we'll see if you can drive in America safely here . Although we have NO traffic compared to Sydney
This group chat with my mom and nooney
I've had my phone plugged into my charger for about an hour now and I just realized that the cube wasn't plugged in the wall
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ is the funniest person alive on this planet AKA #FatAmy
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ how about watered down Gatorade ?
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ of all things to question why does she care that you call her jeannie
\see guys disrespect y'all . Look at how they talk about shaking your asses " lmao Sarah's mom "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ were stretching in first period and don't forget to do your planks
My manager was homeschooled his whole life . My day just got so much better .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ well I can't blame you . _TWITTER-ENTITY_ and I would be in prison . Ahahaha that's seriously hilarious though
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I talked to you this morning ! The only reason you said anything to me is because I was in a car accident .
Still out after that one ?
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ duh me✋ hello we're In A relationship .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ always some money scheme out in the wild and wonderful . Think about how much they must make off new student IDs
my parents convo rn
you cut me off for her and she don't even like you LMFAOO I can't !!
That's one ugly mofo .
the post-game twitter saltiness is my favorite
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ bring a poncho and/or a waterproof jacket
My parents just spent 100 dollars in room service food oh shitttt
Emma's in twitter jail .
You might as well just not have texted me at all ...
Mine and _TWITTER-ENTITY_ conversation .
So I'm driving on the highway & amp ; there's a girl beside me that I pass reading a paper . I look over & amp ; it turns out to be _TWITTER-ENTITY_
Wow makes me feel extremely lazy when my pregnant neighbor runs by the house ! #overachiever
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahaha my bad
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ LOL totally holding myself in the back
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ the goat sounds like you . When you sing .
Sucks to be Austin on his moped right now
Whenever I hear Usher all I can think of is _TWITTER-ENTITY_ singing Hot Tottie
My dads playin gta 5
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I mean this is not funny but it's hilarious I can't stop laughing
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Austin , it was supposed to be a very serious tweet , but
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ should I go ?
Its all for the county
16 years old and my mom gets asked if I would want a sucker in the drive thru at the pharmacies #whynot
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ YES .
that's so funny
\wearing a cross belt buckle , but she's got a pussy full of sins " lmao "
So I hope osu loses and NIU and FSU duke it out for the crown jewel ....
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ it's my bag it was Gage's last year
Just think about me wearing cowboy boots and a cowboy hat today
why did I just send him that hideous snapchat
Correction to my last tweet .... I MISS MY _TWITTER-ENTITY_ another night of sleeping with the tv on Kept hearing weird noises last night
The snapchats i get from this girl _TWITTER-ENTITY_
Doe walks in and gives me a shot and I stop and wonder do I feel like cleaning this deer I'll pass her up and say it's Carson's deer
No way did me and _TWITTER-ENTITY_ just tweet the same response to _TWITTER-ENTITY_
\The only man in my bed during the month of October is Frankenstein . " #ShitMyRoommateSays "
I got a team of hoes like Pat Summit #Bronsolino
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ went to the doctors for your STD test ?
Green is just embarrassing them omg
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ HAHHAHA . I'm so glad u caught that
I'm so glad I care about my history grade ...
my mom is so freaking mean . It's hilarious .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ well it's not a secret now ! you might as well just tag him in it
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ is over here making breakfast for Karalyn aka making a mess out of my kitchen
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ don't even try to stop
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I was washing my hands and I just stopped and listened cause the guy was moaning so loud
Am I the only girl who likes it when her butt gets touch on ?
Seeing mr. Cawley in khols
My dad is so drunk
idk when _TWITTER-ENTITY_ got so funny but I'm not complaining
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ haha the sad thing is , I never met you in my life and idek where you're from hahahh whatever
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ WE DONT TALK ABOUT THOSE DAYS . The only days we talk about is from the creek on
Modern family time
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I'm dying
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ shutupyou didn't do it either ..
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I know and my batter is at 37% because I forgot to plug my phone in before I passed out last night ! Haha
I can't wait until Monday & gt ; & gt ; & gt ; Stevie J Coming Back
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ DAMN RIGHT I AM I'm jk lmao
Sooo ... Who took our money at our telly
Snapchatting Riley > & gt ;
thrift shop is still popular ?
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I'm pretty much deeply in love with the dress that I got
That awkward moment when all your friends from elementary school are now filthy whores .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I knew we were best friends for a reason . I love that show and all things bravo .
I always feel like I'm more of the \man " in my relationships lol .. I got more balls then my dude "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I'm preparing myself for this screaming ill get after that tweet
I think my meds are catching up to me
DEBS TWEETS RIGHT NOW THO
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ nah that didn't happen to me they prob be rockin them low socks
Bad luck Brian .
I use the and emojis too often
Dying at me and Ashley's texts
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ We don't even go to the same school Anthony
Get a clue
Would _TWITTER-ENTITY_ like to explain the favorite rampage
Hahahahahaha I love Madison ! She's an awesome girlfriend !
So while talking about someone drinking my mom says they ought to slip him a Mickey ! Mom it's a Molly
It was a little extra salty tonight tho
Good thing my phone won't work
Did brooklyn really just eat a whole box of pizza ?
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ didn't run this morning ! Merry Christmas colb !
“ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ : IM WATCHING THE SHOW WITH VINNY AND MY PUPPY NEXT TO ME IT'S A GOOD LIFE” imagine him yelling this at the top of his lungs
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ oh my gosh . I was just singing that song yesterday at practice .
Almost got hit by a motorcycle .
So , I'm a twater now . thanks twat .
The Heat & gt ; & gt ; & gt ; & gt ; & gt ; & gt ; & gt ; & gt ;
People definitely think I'm insane since I talk to myself constantly
Madison's over here defending my dad cause she lowkey has a huge crush on him
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ shut up I hate you
\Don't let the door hit you on the way out ... " _TWITTER-ENTITY_ "
Thirsty much ?
Boutta cross another goal off my bucket list
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahaha I saw this and immediately came to creep on your twitter
you were my last wcw . And you just favorited my last tweet ! I mean Obvi want the D lol
Thank you _TWITTER-ENTITY_
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ LOL ! I will never Meyer got so pissed at me
I remember when I had my concussion . I was a little concussed at first thanks to _TWITTER-ENTITY_
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ now you are up to date !! Lol
\You should date dudes like that you have morals !... Me well .... I have standards " _TWITTER-ENTITY_ #cheers "
Dropped my phone in the ocean and it still works ... #ThankGod
I just saw _TWITTER-ENTITY_ at a stop light !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I just died ! You made my night !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you will be fineee , but yea I have a chem test Monday , shoot me
When I said I would get my homework done on Saturday #oops
I have done nothing today
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ ok I have to check on you bc the bad girl tends to randomly come out have a great day !!
Mom wouldn't let Brendan go to the store w/ dad cause she knew they'd end up drinking at cleats soo I was sent with him .. We're at cleats
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ this is honestly the motto she lives by
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ WUT IS IT . It said I blocked you !
Using you calculator as a candy holder for your nerds ... Because that's the only reason it's useful
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ It's team lock down in my bedroom .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I know & amp ; everyone is already fighting
Your earlobes line up with your nipples .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Yay ! Haha we can freeze together #truefans
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ And pregnancy
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ and Brianna is a pussy who can't walk down fitzsimmons road haha
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ we'll its is your job sorry you set yourself up
\When people look at me , I'm like what you looking at stranger ?! " "
as if it weren't obvious .
The people in Pre calc & gt ; & gt ; & gt ; & gt ; & gt ; & gt ; & gt ; & gt ;
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ ok lol see ya at 7 sharp
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ HAHAHHA . That makes one of us
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ turn down for what ?
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ that's so many .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ I was joking
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ tell me when you find one I'll probably have 20k by the time you do ..
we get soo many ashes in Nicole's car
back in 6th grade I thought i was so cool because I spelled \who " " hoo " "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ well I mean , I already get that , but more ladies
I can't make normal faces in selfies
Watching catching fire and I never saw the hunger games #whateven
Not that this guy just walked in to the ladies bathroom lol
I have the hiccups from laughing so hard
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Great minds think alike
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ can turn my bad day at work into a great ass day
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ maybe casino first , win some extra cash .. Then ☔ on them .. , have fun and be safe out there !
Almost beating kids in college in beer bong
\Don't mix Ambien and alcohol , I'm serious ! Look at Heath Ledger . " #advicefrommymanager "
If anyone doesn't have a costume for tomorrow dress up like Tarzan ! U don't have to wear much
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ young bills need more than them other inbreds ... #FutureAthleteGods
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ I know hahahaha I die every time
That cop was hot tho ..
Were bringing Gauchos back ! _TWITTER-ENTITY_
ryan stop singing apple bottom jeans
apparently i'm taking the ridge's christmas pictures
Ahhhh he said my gum is so stale it taste like sticky tack .
\Dad , did you really buy a bottle of peppermint burnetts ?! " " Uh duh . It was $3 Caroline ... all alcohol tastes good when it's $3 " "
Uhm you know your a badass when you take pictures with your middle finger up . #badasses
Round 2 tonight boys
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ lmao today with _TWITTER-ENTITY_ you and I should be fabulous
Mine and _TWITTER-ENTITY_ snap chars #TheFuck
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ gotten enlighten the world on the Marissa I know and love
The guy on espn's reaction to that was the funniest thing ever
E!online's Twitter page got hacked . Just like AP a week and a half ago , and Jeep and Burger King in February !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ noooo you said where but okay sweetie wear something cute
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ shitttttt i'd let her stroke anyday
I feel like my professor is using biology to teach the men in my class a lesson on how to get a lady
My bus driver just left Kirsten at the school
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahahahaha , gunned him sonnnnn !
I love men cause they just do the stupidest shit
everyones so funny tonight
Sams wearing gray cargo pants and a white onsie today , lookin like the baby version of slim shady
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ yea they are really ugly
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I can't wait
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ may be one of the funniest mf I know
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ yeah when I got home I could tell , I told Lexi not to laugh at her
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ trust me girl , you don't need this shovel . This shovel isn't for what you would normally need it for .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ that's so true !
Lol i feel everyone knows who that was about
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ lol . I'll let you take a picture next to mine and you can tell everyone it's yours . It's okay .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ bye ! I'm seriously dead right now . they just try to hard .
That's what I get for being a dedicated Hudson volleyball fan
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ until I come into salad works
i'm never someones #wcw
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ ' s jokes got me Rollin
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ I can put my hash tag wherever I please . Ellen has jungle fever ?!
Why can't we all just be friends
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ way to go .... did you get you some gravy when you came to Caney today ?
You look like such an idiot
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ #icant
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ I thought the same thing lmao
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I know ! Might as well give me ' a reason to ! ✌️
Put ya titties in the air if u a slutty dick fiending bitch , who's had their fair share of stage 5 clingers ! _TWITTER-ENTITY_
Is that a joke orrrr ....
I'm glad I can actually tweet someone and not worry about getting in trouble or anything . ☺
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ snapchat stories are KILLING me
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahaha didn't mean bus , I meant bud
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ nooooooo hahaha I n excited to be pregnant when the time comes
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ last time I checked I wasn't married
Chillin in another studios hotel room cause they are the chillest people
Does anybody remember when we'd all deal pieces of gum in school like it was drugs ? And chew with our mouth closed so we didn't get caught
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahah I thought you'd share my reason for liking it
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I wish my eyelashes were as dark as my soul and as long as the list of people I hate . #icant
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ you're just jealous of my cutie ❤️
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ don't go chasing waterfalls just came on my pandora and I'm I'm tears
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ i mean thats why i love twitter ! Ass just keeps me in a great mood
So I can laugh and be like \die old hags ! " "
Morgan told me I was balding and I believed her #what
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ the fact that you were drinking it out of a wine glass during spring break
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hehehe they are hilarious . My sister and I both got then done hahahaha
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ have you seen the real mermaids ? Their like living zombies with tails
Taylor just told me \we need to sell jizz in little jars to stupid people to fix their skin " #HighAsAKite "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ You definitely need to be reading books .. Lyrics aren't going to help you with your awful grammar !
I bet I know who your bestfriend is ... ☺
Ellen is killing it today
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ that was one of the words for vocab last week
I guess someone spilled the beans ?
I'm a sucker for love and your a sucker for dicks
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hell yes it is ! And no it won't you big baby
Big Ben is fat as shit but when he needs that first down he gets it
I can't over the video of me and Jenna !
Dad just hit a raccoon and yelled \Got It . " _TWITTER-ENTITY_ "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ haha . what you know about that ?
My dad just spit water everywhere laughing because of something I said . If anyone knows my dad , you know why that made my day #funniestman
Theses snap chats right now & gt ; & gt ; & gt ; Hahaha
Fuck you thunda you can suck my dick
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahaha !!!
discussing my beverage of choice with renee .
Man , I really need to find my lb album again
I'm sooo dumb sometimes !!!
My parents are arguing about making their bed
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you're one to talk .. you \manipulator " "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you're right .. screw school I'll text you
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I WAS JUST GOING TO SAY THAT that's where I'm at now hahah
\When my time comes , I wanna be buried face down so that anyone who doesn't like me can kiss my ass . " -Red Forman right there witcha ! "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ he real question is if somebody tries to steal my purse do I save my purse or the Bdubs ? " "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ boom !
just watched a fat dude get drummed on by a couple of guys .... yeah , America really has talent .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I futtin know who this is about
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ haha seriously
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ maybe there is a reason you're sick #payyourdebts
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ snap chats right now & gt ; & gt ; I can't take it hahaahahahh
WHAT DID I JUST SAY
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ last snapchat to Landon
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you are playing with it on the couch ?!
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ all I could think about when reading this is all those freaking little kids in your neighborhood
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ prob thinks I'm crazy from last night
\How sweet of you to pour sugar on that wound " _TWITTER-ENTITY_ "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ really ? I've never heard him say that
13832929 boys just walked in ... #darn #nottheonlytwo
You are ratchet & amp ; I hate you ! & amp ; so does _TWITTER-ENTITY_
When you tweet someone in class , and then they read it .... And then that creepy look _TWITTER-ENTITY_
Me and Paris yesterday in responsive . & gt ; & gt ; & gt ;
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I totally agree ! I was laughing the whole time .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ It makes me laugh
You got that right
You tweet the stupidest shit I swear
Lol remember when Narnia was like really popular ? What happened to that ?..
Not the first time you've done it \ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ : Church with a hangover ""
Why are we calling each other person ? _TWITTER-ENTITY_
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ tbh I got no clue
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I would punch a bitch if I caught her wearing that
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ You can kick her out Logan . Make her sleep with the dogs .
You look like a giraffe
\how could anybody fit this small of a bathin suit top ?!?? " ..... uhh , me . _TWITTER-ENTITY_ #mybaddddd "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ awh your sweet . Invite me next time you're in the hot tub
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ pulled up to the window and everything
My snapchats are ridiculous tonight #sorry
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ if I could favorite this 10x I would
Don't tell me I'm the only one you want and then not try to work things out your making yourself look pathetic .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ step dad's unite
These Canadians are a comedy show ...
I'm happy for everyone that you work with
I'm over here dying right now ...
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I'm like licking the spoon as I have the chills
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ true shit . U might have enough left over for everyone in the city of ann arbor
this group message is ridiculous tonight
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you don't even know the half of it
Brett running through Riptides today when the dolphins won was probably the best thing ever
I need someone to be honest with me and tell that I don't look like a baby in this beanie
He wants some of that pootang #BadGrandpa
Lol I didn't even hear the storm
Lol and 2nd hour you were going on how you don't bring drugs to school .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ haha ask her
Before you make fun of someone's smile , look in a mirror ....
i love my grandma to death , but she knows i can't talk very well yet she calls me multiple times a day .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ yes !! After you're like GET BACK GET BACK NOW !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ YOU LOVE IT
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ too funny oh my god
Logan texted me saying quick question ? Do you smoke on that good Jamaican ?
Icy hot is bout to be my date for the night
Men's Fancy Shawl
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ we all know that's not gonna happen c'mon now lol
The vines of _TWITTER-ENTITY_
Rickey did not just slip and fall in the John Hancock building lmfao #embarassing
\Do you have a condom ? " " Oh well , fuck it " "
Lol I love Hunter Moore . He keeps naked bitches and ass on my timeline . Who would be mad about that ?!?!
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahah yeah , but the backyardigans kills me . I feel like I loose 20 brain cells every time it's on .
I laughed so hard at that
Why would you even try just look at you
Sorry to #oomf I was texting last night , lmfao . It looked like I was drunk , but I was half asleep .
Ghetto Indoor basketball laundry basket that's all you need
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ oh my god lol what the fuck
Dodge is American
You Not About That Life , Meet Me Somewhere And We Can Settle This
\Could you imagine if one of us got shanked at the bar ... That would be so funny " _TWITTER-ENTITY_ .... Hahaha what !!?! "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ lol shut the up you guys have always been my bestirs !
Perfect ugly sweater for _TWITTER-ENTITY_ at Macy's !!
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ he sure as hell will , I'll make sure of it
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Oooo . Tooooo small
\ i got so much teddy bear paper work it's sick " "
I honestly Spend more time at the Bruns house then I do my own house .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ you tweeted the wrong person
“ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ : My jeans are tight , they press the home button on my iPhone , so when I check my phone , Siri has just been talkin to my butt .. ”
Jordan screenshots all my snapchats .
6969- my password we used to be close but somethings have changed . It was really good seeing you the other night . Love ya
Would it be wrong of me to send _TWITTER-ENTITY_ my somewhat naked picture for him ?
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ just joking
Everyone in my African American Lit class is staring at me because 2Chainz is playing over my headphones .
Jovana said smoothie machine omg I cant
I have a feeling when I get to sleep tonight I'm gonna be out for a day or so
Idk , maybe it's one of those \had to be there " moments ... buuuut "
Id tap that ☺
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ me too ! I just found it
My moms such a blonde I love her
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ he's just as bad as you !!! Hahaha
Last night was way too crazy
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahahahaha I didn't even notice that
\We add the sperm of woodland creatures . " "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ dead ?
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahahah you swear
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ dayyyuuummmmm girl stepping up . Don't brake it
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ cause I was retarded
I am dying
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ so funny
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I'm dying in my English class . Thanks a lot Marcus
I guess I just lost a friend . it was real when he said wtf you still texting me . damn always fucking up .
Your snapchat story _TWITTER-ENTITY_ #hilarious
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahahaha i died
I love Payton
I wanna do something or someone tonite lbvs
#IGoToASchoolWhere there are a ton of whores that suck dick under the bleachers
Madison likes to chase my dog around like an idiot
I feel so accomplished bc I learned how to frown in the last month
I ate all of the pizza rolls . My brother is going to kill me .
see you again by Miley Cyrus just came on the radio
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ haha yes it is !!! Ronnie !
If I don't consume at least 3000 calories tommorow I'm going to be pretty upset with myself✋
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Jordan you would screenshot it
Whenever my mom is home Briley and I stay in our room
Of coarse my best friend is up live . laugh . love . lula _TWITTER-ENTITY_
People probably think I'm a crazy bitch Good .
Theater today & gt ; & gt ;
I am not the only one for sure
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ yeah me too a bagel and coffee on the rocks
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ haha it's that Hamilton education
\I should've fucked your brother I'm gonna stab your eye out with an icicle .. nobody will find you " HAAAAAAAAH !!! _TWITTER-ENTITY_ #girlcode "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you have like 3 blankets and me !? ❤️
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I'm pretty sure they do
When I'm supposed to be sleeping , I'm not . When I'm supposed to be doing something , I'm sleeping .
My friends & gt ; & gt ;
I forgot how funny it is to watch _TWITTER-ENTITY_ act ghetto in #BringItOn
\It used to be chicken stands on every corner , now it's taco stands " "
I always love introducing boyfriends to my brother because he scares the shit out of them and I don't know why he's a fucking teddy bear
In times like these I shouldn't be taken seriously
Watch it snow tomorrow
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I know
I have more but I'll stop there
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ not that your roommateless ... That you're going to OSU HAHA
I get so excited to give people presents that I forget I'm getting any .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I need one of those so bad right now , not even kidding .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ your so funny
I almost peed my pants reading my text messages from last night
HAHAH Sucks to all of you people I'm actually tired and is gonna go to get soon and actualy get some sleep !
the guy leave blowing the field
Lol hearing that someone became an even bigger whore when she moved > & gt ; how'd I know ?
These \my bfs not allowed to " tweets are cracking me up . "
My 6,000 th tweet is a shout out to _TWITTER-ENTITY_ and how she thinks she likes _TWITTER-ENTITY_ more than me
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ don't get rid of my jacket !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ sobieray pull it together
tell me you love me more than food so I know it's real _TWITTER-ENTITY_
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you think ?
This teacher trying to figure out her microphone ..
Working with _TWITTER-ENTITY_ is the best
The anchors on the Cbus news stations are goofy as hell
I pray I can find my class in the morning .. Tuesday I went to the wrong place .
Hahahahahah we are all so thirsty
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I can't help but laugh .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ good luck and be careful ... if ya know what I mean
Why am I so ugly
Khalid is gay !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ balled ? I think you meant bald
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ not at all
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ kkkkkkkkk relaxe , to brincando xodas muié
#WhenIWasLittle I helped my papaw prepare and grind deer meat , and I told him I wanted a tattoo that said \I like to Grind " #lmao "
why does my dad think I have a boyfriend ?
This girl just asked \ when giving a blow job do you really have to blow " wtf #dead "
wait , because i'm blocked from this persons twitter , and I don't even know them ..
This kid just came to check in at kohl , threw his wallet on the desk and kid told me his ID was in there
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ and that van kept driving past us id come again but im already in bed heheh
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ text me
The best way to get over someone is to get under someone else .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I NEED A HUGE FAVOR FROM YOU
Probably the funniest class of drivers yet ...
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ i have a stalker .. I feel loved yet creeped out at the same time
Me & amp ; _TWITTER-ENTITY_ ' s plan tho & gt ; & gt ; & gt ;
Whenever I have a bad idea I listen to the video of _TWITTER-ENTITY_ singing ..
Lol what the fuck is he doing to my mom .
2013 ...... Has definitely been the strangest year of my life
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahahahahah I was actually going throught my pictures and I found that !! I died
I can't wait for this weekend
Me and Maddie are sitting here playing this fashion app
Please don't my side are ripping in half .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ to bad Kyle didn't buy me fried Oreos
Just saw _TWITTER-ENTITY_ driving the f-150 with aviators on
This dude said he'd rip all of us ...
\My vagina didn't do anything bad , so don't beat it ""
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ not as bad as _TWITTER-ENTITY_ when he couldn't grow it in the middle of his chin
my last ask.fm questions
my dad actually liked you too
shes probably just giving you what you asked me for
But it didn't work , or I just got charged 1.25 $ about 10 times
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ heecccckkk yaaaa , omfg the things I'd ... Nevermind hahaha
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Hahahah so embarrassing
Our snapchat videos are the best _TWITTER-ENTITY_
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ the applesauce
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ that is so great
Applebee's cause its Monday night football time and we have no cable !! _TWITTER-ENTITY_
you're soo lmao but you're fun to hangout with we need to chill soon . And it was funny as shit seeing your sister today
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ fucking weirdos . I'd tell em to get out of my store , it's too early
when me and _TWITTER-ENTITY_ did the dishes and put them in the bathtub
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ i don't even know her name i think t was a freshman !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ and I have upgraded to videos .
My stepdad just asked my sister if she snaps her fingers and tells poetry at schlagels . Hahah #dead
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ close enough
A good laugh is hard to beat !
Mrs. Meadows- he was a special needs teacher Marquis- like us ?
Thank god for robes ... otherwise id be naked 24/7 .
In a matter of second I went from crying to cracking up at my best friend #lovebeinghome
I love _TWITTER-ENTITY_ and his snap chats
Only John and I would talk about how bad the models are
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I've been looking around for it . I couldn't remember if you had it or not .
Field trip tomorrow
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ still beat the eagles 17-3
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ is singing in the shower .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ just made the funniest video me .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ well that makes two of us
Ill forgive her anyway
That presentation couldn't have gone worse #whoops
idk why I think it's so funny .. but laughing really hard at the snapchat I just sent to everyone on my contact list
Picturing Nick eat shit while riding a bike just brought me to tears .. Wish I coulda witnessed ..
George drives like a women and he stops at yellow lights
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ lol I saw
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ omg me right now on this fucking bus
I never like the way I look in any of the pictures I take with my friends , just my eyes
If you gotta put a bag over her head she's not for you bro
Not even 12 and I'm laying in bed on a Saturday night
Liz is freaking out rn it's so funny
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ my RD reminds me so much of you ... You have to meet him when you come here hahaha
These pictures from last night & gt ;
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Payton's drunk . Look how he's talking
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahahaha but like how does that work ?? does she have to pay the people
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ it applies to me as well .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ we all look drunk
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahaha couldn't resist
“ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ : Just got blocked . Soooo tough . ” Yes , so tough . I bet They ruined your day huh ?!
I'm glad _TWITTER-ENTITY_ didn't judge me by my first impression . when that cig cherry fell in my pants and I ripped them off in public
It's a white hand
I bet you're so proud of that tattoo .
Mine's still single _TWITTER-ENTITY_
I know you'd like to thank your shit don't stank , but lean a little bit closer . See that roses really smell like poooooo
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ it got emailed to everyone ! you're so serious !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ haha have you seen that one vine ? Where they slurp the noodle together but it goes to his dick ???
Destinee wants to make a porno
But I know my trucks gonna take 1000 time longer .
Mr. Oliver just went passed my house on his bike and screamed hello from across the street
Brody really just put my mother as his WCW .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ too bad my parents are gonna kill me
' I have to put my kid on hold ' she says . number one mom right there ! Fucking retard
If my grandmommy doesn't give me back my phone I'm going to mess her up in her sleep - Randi
Why do girls always get so attached to the Santana Boys ! ❤ _TWITTER-ENTITY_
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you better be doing that alot of it
\Watch me while I twerk ""
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ thank god
Everytime I subtweet someone , I feel like _TWITTER-ENTITY_
When you go on your phone to try and ignore me _TWITTER-ENTITY_
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ you better gab bc I honestly have no clue
Another awkward moment in the bathroom today #Stop
“ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ : If you ever want to hear the best joke ever , I'll sit you down and tell you about my life . ”
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you right .. I'll be like I stole her phone and she chased me around LG !
Lmao this guy called _TWITTER-ENTITY_ an abomination for what
I'm pulling a psycho on three people _TWITTER-ENTITY_
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahahaha ! Her laying with me put me right to sleep !
Jonah in a tanning bed & gt ; & gt ;
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ lemme know when you go to the movies again I'm comin .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ woof woof
I feel like im watching the vmas with everyone on twitter it's great
I am so weird
no way .. _TWITTER-ENTITY_ came to see me . awe
Maybe sad country music isn't what will put me in the mood to be productive
Anyone want to make a quick trip to Moberly with me ? Didn't think so
Kenna and I didn't even last 2 hours of shopping .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ it's not that good !
I don't understand ?
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ you know it's true tho church folks tickle me for REAL
Mrs. Cumming just said \Be quiet please !... Im sorry I just yelled " "
I always have the best group messages with Bailey and Emily .
I don't think I'm ever gonna grow up .. I'm getting excited about building a gingerbread house tomorrow _TWITTER-ENTITY_ dates a lil kid
\Im just saying , people with herpies are fun people " _TWITTER-ENTITY_ "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ OMG NO
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I'm coming over so we can take cute pictures in the snow
It's funny how eligious " people become on Christmas . "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ ill keep getting in line
I'm officially broke ..
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Florida doesn't get tornados , it's a tropical storm
THAT MADE MY THROAT A BILLION TIMES MORE SORE
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I hate you
Shouts out to the tennis Twerk team #LeahForQueen
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I miss you
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ remember like the 2nd or 3rd time whence we're cleaning Colton's truck out you tried throwing the shoe out .
Pond Water !!!
I've never had anyone call me asking me to sing for them on the spot until _TWITTER-ENTITY_
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ I noticed we need new friends we're all becoming the same person
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ sorority girl probs
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I meant schools
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ nah . I was actually able to study this time !
\I need to put you in rehab " "
I have the weirdest dreams . Lol . Last night I dreamt I was in the movie MAMA . it was creepy . Lmao .
the snapchat I just sent _TWITTER-ENTITY_
that insta photo just made her look so fake .
Wtf do u mean he don't take u on dates just to the bar then the bedroom ?? Uh that is a date princess
TBH I hate & lt ; --- that emoji with a passion
Them myspace pictures me and _TWITTER-ENTITY_ was looking at today
Literally crying because _TWITTER-ENTITY_ is PMSing and yelled \shut the fuck up " out the window at some girls "
i hate myself for doing that
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ absolutely ! maybe Yvette will let us sell them
I like how everyone thinks I'm joking about wanting boobs ?
Dude like Beverly Hills ninja on this punching bag at the gym _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_
It's just way too easy to fuck with people like you . #sorrynotsorry
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Been watching a Semi Truck park in the middle of Cass just so he can get McDonalds .
The voicemail I got from _TWITTER-ENTITY_ I love you !!!
Scary Movie 2 & gt ;
The one that lasted a week or the one that lasted two days ? _TWITTER-ENTITY_
You have great taste in music , obviously . I haven't met you but you're really fun to talk to and you're hilarious !
A body pillow will keep you from cuffing
That was one of the most awkward conversations I've had in a while .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ conversation with _TWITTER-ENTITY_ right now & gt ; & gt ; & gt ;
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ with boys lol
I don't know if I even care about going to these fireworks ...
Damn haha this dyke
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you look like a dog
Awesome arm tackle Manti .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ he's being dead serious
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ OH MY GOSH EHARMONY
And the fat chick that just called another girl a heifer ! #vlt
who poured my coke out . This shiit is straight whiskey
“do you ever see a person you used to be friends with and you’re like “glad i got the fuck outta that one”” All of the time
The pressure is too much for them
Two beers and a Vicodin later my best friend calls and says she's pickin me up for dinner and a pedi . This will be interesting !
\i got money , blonde hair , and play football " lol at that kid . "
Mom just asked me what my plans were tomorrow night after work ... #noplans
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ OMG ew
shiiit , if we date and you take me to Taco Bell . imma ' be straight grubbin ' .
after biking to _TWITTER-ENTITY_ house today really showed me how out of shape i was
My concept of doing homework : If I do it , I'll reward my self with a blunt . If not , I'm fucked . #collegelife
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ you remember all of that but not if we had a quiz ?
Whaaaaaaat people want to take my pictures ?
I think it's funny how my manager asked me if I was going to miss old navy and I said o , not really .. " "
& lt ; & lt ; & lt ; group messages
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ #fuckus never falling asleep !
Theses texts right now
#TwoThingsThatDontMixWell Dylan and cleanliness
Ray jay said he hit it first
looking at all of the events in my life in the past year and lolling at how bad they all suck
Lmao my ex just told me he still has videos of us .... wow those need to be deleted ASAP .
I swear this girl is a trip
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Word I'm hipp I need to make my way back I'm hoping before you guys Christmas break when is that exactly
\ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ : Free food ? ... Okay I'll go . " "
I love _TWITTER-ENTITY_ and _TWITTER-ENTITY_
How annoying Forget you dude
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ we are he said he was chilling with it !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ free show
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ and his insanely deep laugh
Nice to know I ruin everything _TWITTER-ENTITY_
Not even being able to even .
\Don't hate me cuz you ain't me ""
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ look like I'm dying
16 yet snitch you're a joke
The most exciting thing about my day tomorrow will be how low the pollen count is
\Is baby juice the same as human juice ? " Questions asked by _TWITTER-ENTITY_ "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ omg !!!!! Your halarious I can't take it
Our waitress asked my mom and aunt if they're enjoying their visit in America ... they've clearly lived here longer than she's been alive
These people right now
Sister weekend pushed to next weekend ! ☀ lonely beach weekend for micay YAY !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ good one
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ stop it hahaha I'm dying
Got a solid 50 for my global studies exam he just doesn't like me
I love seeing people from work in public
I slipped and fell on annas front porch and knocked down plants
Looking at my texts from last night
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ lololol ! Yea you can do crunches lol and push-ups ! Fuck those things though
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ no I'll seriously hangout with you if you want , I've got Christmas hats
Nice car , too bad it's a lease
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I'm not a prostitute
I am so excited to see my scamp and the black dog !
Tabi would be proud
If I got to stand next to . _TWITTER-ENTITY_ id probably cry & amp ; not let go of him .
All the snaps _TWITTER-ENTITY_ just sent me
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ perfect !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ never fails to make me laugh ☺️
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Paige is probably the biggest bitch in our grade
bitch , youre like 17 . please continue to tell us how youre the best mom in the world and think you know EVERYTHING ✋
I wanna go skinny dippi ... Chunky dunkin
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ yes candy and ice cream for every well behaved patient ps are you at Qu ?! I'm on my wayyyy
\Squirrels have like actual hands like people hands they will probably be able to roll joints soon enough " "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ is the only thirsty girl I know . _TWITTER-ENTITY_
The ways people lift at the gym .. FORM IS EVERYTHING Y'ALL .
At 10 am I'm buying , THREE TICKETS TO PARADISE .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ turn down for what ? see you in a bit baby ❤️
Just had a water bottle fight I won .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ ill be sure to ask
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ go Celtics !!
What a surprise no texts
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I'm dying here Wyatt's crying
When I'm famous , I'm pullin a Taylor Swift on some of y'all hoes
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ your so dumb
This is a joke .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ tanner she's in 7th grade
Little bus , little bus , here I come HAHAHAHAHA #myfamily #lovethem
I know that wasn't about me , but it's how i feel so .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I wish I took a picture of the guy that was like scared
well now I don't have to explain what penetrate means to Melissa
you're so cute devyn _TWITTER-ENTITY_
Didn't know I was that repulsive .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ This convo > & gt ;
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ oh god hahaha
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I miss it so much ! Literally nothing compares to freshman year
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahaha got a new phone and it's still dead half the time
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ u were hotter back then
The snapchat that _TWITTER-ENTITY_ just sent me
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ obviously , lol .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ it sounded exhilarating !! I feel like I was basically there after reading all of your tweet !!
Aha Christian one second biker chick the next
Me and Kennedi will literally do anything
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ sorry Derek ... Maybe next time so you won't be disappointed
Good thing me and _TWITTER-ENTITY_ went to OCC today to see where our classes were .. Dumb ass would have went to the wrong building ..
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Seriously I died laughing for ten minutes
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ oh no words *** please come to me !!!
So done with this
Cameron straight doinked his head through my wall last night
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ lmao same here he used to wear the headband so far back
Dub laughed at my attempt at being serious and professional when asking for a recommendation #itried
cam calls a bath athizz " i call it that now too ! whoops "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ this is going to be epic
I can't I am peeing my pants at SNL tonight Jimmy Fallon and Justin Timberlake are too much
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I'm done it was my health final it look like 40 minutes hahaha
And how am I racist , I have only ever dated black guys ... Like wtf .
I feel like the amount of ' bless you's ' you get after sneezing in public determines your popularity
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Atleast you have boobs
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ that would be great but no that's not what I had in mind
Just kidding she ain't about that life
Lol on that note I'll just go to bed
#InMiddleSchool I used to get sent out of every class everyday
\Getting drunk at school is like wearing crocs to a funeral " - _TWITTER-ENTITY_ "
Me & amp ; _TWITTER-ENTITY_ always have the best names for bowling .. : professional ball washer
21 Jump Street never gets old
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ lol . I don't have a nice ass . I'm just fat
I can't help but laugh when my boyfriend tweets . #funny #loveyou _TWITTER-ENTITY_
Tommy's tweet ! Hahahahaha
I always get in trouble for starring at people by my mom , I'm sorry people are just to interesting to watch
\Baby , can we fuck tonight ? " really ... "
funny that the teachers think we're actually coming tommorow
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ true thattt
Wow I actually liked xililbreezyix@aol.com tonight
Hehehe I favorited and retweeted your tweet
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ bahahah my butt went from being great to perfect dont hate
When I'm home can we do chants again !? _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ bro you walk backwards so you don't gotta smell your lip
Brian is really trying to compete with my right now with these votes
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ haha do you see what tweeted about us .... Someone needs to grow up
Hahaha I loved the alternates !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I think you already went off But really why are you even worrying about her or any other girl other than your girlfriend .
Im half army girl half cat right now
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ me either , I'm laying on my floor
Stop , you haven't ucked bitches " . You still have braces . "
I tag bree in the scariest vines _TWITTER-ENTITY_
i told my dad we should eat healthy & amp ; he said \i am . this is the first mcdonalds i've had all year . " #GoodOneDad "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ best meal ever ❤ hb love you hope it was decent
I give the best pep talks through text sometimes
Shroom Candy Mandy and I are becoming dealers together so yes if you need anything hit us up
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Haha oh I thought it was the late night crazies
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I love you too .. I just spread the truth .. In the most hilarious way possible . ✌
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ cutest song ever !
Maybe it was Ashton Kutcher
And that's why you have no friends _TWITTER-ENTITY_
Keenan's Molly video on IG is the funniest thing I've ever seen in my life go watch it
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ well I guess I'm an ugly traitor .
watching wild n out and I just realized how big of a gimp lil john is
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ y'all act like you are 6
Shit they're just like Kony with the child soldiers !
\ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ : Rihanna won ..? I thought she was going to be beat by Chris Brown . " I can't ✋ "
Blake great fucking joke lmao
That snapchat I just got & gt ;
I fall asleep in first block everyday
I really need to stop
I planned to do my hair this morning . Then I got In the shower because fuck that
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ is a bitch for no reason and always calls me for alcohol
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ wait I'm sad I missed you but Corie told me all about it . Was that stuff serious .......
If I don't fav it , tag me !
I really want to go kick today , but I have no friends . ⚽️
I love jamming out in my car by myself ! so glad nobody can see me lolol
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ woah boob ! Stayin up kinda late tonight ? #Rebel
Oomf seriously lacks so much intelligence . It's awful .
You counting the days til your 15 yet _TWITTER-ENTITY_
\We learned about the 14th commandment about Abraham Lincoln .... " " You mean amendment ..? " " Oh . Maybe I'm the retarded one " _TWITTER-ENTITY_ "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ that was also a good chirp I am scary
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ aw I love you guys for the advice
I'm pretty sore from the calf raises we did in cheer lines _TWITTER-ENTITY_
: you're hilarious you're bootyful and you and alex are the cutest couple
my mom called me a snake
After taking a sip of vanilla chai Annie goes , \I feel like I just drank a Hallmark store " "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ knew you would say something !
Leave me alone so that I don't get excited when my phone goes off
Who knew you could have so much fun at bars being 100% sober lmao finally in bed work in the AM meh
That hilarious moment when mom finds my penis glow stick and goes \lea wth is this and why do you have it " "
Twitters dead . I'm taking it everyone's having a good ole time at the scioto county fair
The video _TWITTER-ENTITY_ just sent me > & gt ; & gt ;
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I haven't opened the picture yet
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ who doesn't love Chuck
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Aaron Rodgers is being a HUGE dick right now
Jd and I shared a blanket and he put his arm around me . None was forced and he just did it on his own #lovesinceday1
Told Kelsey it was a chill pepper that made your mouth cold & amp ; she ate the whole thing & amp ; she is currently dying
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Cassandra had to block me like a three year old #cute
I finally got _TWITTER-ENTITY_ album after 3 months !! I'm such a horrible fan love you guys !!
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahaha I know . I hate my life tomorrow's my last day at the tattoo shop though ! So I'll only have 1 job now .
\It's not that common , it doesn't happen to every guy , and it is a big deal ! " #favoritefriendsquote #hilarious "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ that gym tweet cracked me up . Almost like when you touched your fork on Alex
38-0 ? Panthers ? Really ? Hahahaha
My sister literally thought I met A$AP rocky last night
Killed my life so hard but it's all good
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I wouldn't say it's hot but it's unattractive if he can't
Last day of 2013 !!! Phones on do not disturb so I don't get called into work
i dropped the screw in the tuna !! i dropped the screw in the tuna !!!!!!!!
Just caught a guy looking at porn in the gables computer lab
Probably tweeted the most I have in the past month within the last 5 minutes
Was that fight in the back of Seneca
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ LOL just in our own minds I'd bone us though
Maggie has hit coach twice
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ The stripes on the fish spell fuck
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ i feel like such a sarcastic bitch right now but too bad it's funny
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I DO TOO I swear I watched it for ten minutes straight once
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ seriously it was like 50 degrees this morning and people were complaining about how cold it was
Diaggo ? Whaat
Stin just had to pull a maxi pad off of his homework .. Good job _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_
Airhorns are meant to be blown at fat bitches . Not by fat bitches
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ sorry sorry✋ miss ya bud
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ we all need that sleepover we've been planning for a year we'll take a new Landshark picture before I move !!
I know she's gay
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ lol people should be jealous of the brilliance that we possess !
I wake up & amp ; kiss my giant bear like we're married . I'm forever alone .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ have so much fun it's ridiculous .
Watching Back to the Future reminds me of _TWITTER-ENTITY_
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ good one .
I'm dying I'm just to funny .
What _TWITTER-ENTITY_ just sent me > & gt ; & gt ; #goodtimes
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ have fun
My dad insist that my dogs are my brothers and they're blood related
\ If you say mean things your weenie will shrink " #Eminem knows the deal #lovehim "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I haven't gotten the first one
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ haha I wish !! It was hilarious . Cussing each other out and yelling and hitting each other
Why would you save that
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Bahaha thank you I think
my grandma calls me & amp ; says \hey rach , I ordered you that unicorn head you wanted " "
I will probably never have a date for homecoming , but hey that is okay
Really ? You say that and your boyfriend is a Bitch . #YoureRight
Man stache retweeted that lol
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ I like cheese ! What's that remind you of ?
This group text though & gt ; & gt ; & gt ; & gt ; ❤ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_
too bad he fucking hates your guts ... nice try though .
\I mean , what do hamsters ' dicks look like ? Like , hamsters have dicks ... I mean they don't lay eggs so they have to have dicks . " "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I can imagine it .. Oh my goodness .
Hey , my names Cairo , and I'm a lonely guy ..
\Is that a pencil ... no that's a gummy worm " _TWITTER-ENTITY_ "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Not me .. It's funny .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ and I . Just had an adventure on snapchat .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ it was a joke bro
I'm glad _TWITTER-ENTITY_ fits right in with my family !
Leave it up to _TWITTER-ENTITY_ to lose her shoes in a house ..... \ I hid them so no one takes them but I forgot where I put them " "
That last tweet tho > & gt ; & gt ;
Guys I'm straight ............. April Fools
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahaha !!! Yes !
I love telling people I'm one of he triplets " _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ at least _TWITTER-ENTITY_ claims you !
i don't like you either
Devin told me he will be more respected then ill ever be because he's joining the army
You thirsty bro . You snap chat every girl on my snap chat address book .
Where's all the drama at ??
Every time they say \WE GOTTA JACK UP THE BRIDE " I die . "
My mom just asked about how to use hashtag #oldschool
Friends don't say that to friends
Rollin 5 cars deep to _TWITTER-ENTITY_
He was right !
Dustin's singing right now
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ that's what we'll call it
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I like you too Christopher
Kolbi said she has more gold than 2 chainz and michael phelps
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ true and true looked cuter in the dark
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ IM SORRY !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ literally the best thing in the whole world
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ sometimes I get a little disappointed when I don't see some of the crazies I know on here ! #lovestolaugh !
But I still can't get over Jaymar telling me about when I refused water & amp ; threw bread at him .
\I did some damage on my cunt at cheer practice today " _TWITTER-ENTITY_ "
Open my fridge to find a HUGE jar of pickles . Chelsea has defiantly been here . #roomies
These pictures _TWITTER-ENTITY_ keeps sending me doe & gt ; & gt ; & gt ; & gt ;
mark went to mcdonalds cause he thought I was there
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ IT ISN'T . BUT I KNOW WHAT YOU'RE THINKING #telepathy
I am literally taking up my entire queen size bed
the first person that says somethin at school tomorrow
well here goes day number 5 with no school for me
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I'd give anything for you to knock him out
Lol at Kyle . _TWITTER-ENTITY_
I lied I can't sleep !
Apparently , I'm Fugly with my Hair up . _TWITTER-ENTITY_
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ omg .. I was born this way
\Size matters , a lot " AHAHAHAH Mrs. Kathy you're killin me "
My hair still isn't one full color
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you're gonna fail
Ever go on celebrities instagrams and argue with people it's too funny
Why did some creepy indian man Facebook message me \hmu if you need bud " i dont smoke leave me alone #creepa "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you know it's funny and I met his wife today and all I could think about was you askin about them sleeping in the same bed
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ is here & amp ; singing Marine Corps songs to Corbin
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I'll just dump her too so then she'll be left alone
\Listen darling , eventually your going to get married so shake what grammy gave ya while you can ! " -my grandma "
That snapchat I just sent everyone I'm sorry
You're so cool dude . It's not like whole school hates you . But thanks for flipping me off .
That awkward moment when your seminary teachers ask you a question and your not even paying attention #whoops
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I forgot it was 1856 and confederate flags were cool
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ that is hilarious
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ sorry ...
It's funny because they all pick on Austin because he's a skinny white kid #pussies
I swear . I could meet a man from Japan and he'd know at least 3 of these hoes from Fairmont/Morgantown . #WhyImSingle
Just read all ur tweets and died laughing _TWITTER-ENTITY_ oh & amp ; I favorited half of them
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Pusses ? I'm sorry I'm dying
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ is still in his Betty White phase ..
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I miss you & amp ; you must come and take care of me , just don't drop me like I did too
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ he's so stupid
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you'll hear me across the room if it does
This catcher for Miss St is too quick
\I HAVE HYPOTHERMIA OF THE LEGS ! " - _TWITTER-ENTITY_ "
Guys be like hi you're cute you send nudes hit me up i wanna see let me see you're tits damn you fine Girls be like
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ lmfao word !! and mrs chad
I called my brother by his name and he didn't answer but then I called him a bastard and he flipped me off .
Y'all please stop with the pictures ! I'm DYING _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ bacon , egg , and cheese bagel
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ so much pizza eating occurred at my house ....
I love subtweet fights
Rose are red you're prettyyou make my day less shitty
29- F ...
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ ahahaha I'd say it was a good night ! #missedyou
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Just don't know what to do with my other half of my closet that's down there .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ #dead oh my god I'm dead , look at him
Again ... I was kidding .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ oh shit my bad
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ sorry it's just a habit when I see you
gained 5 pounds .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ I do , you left it at your house . Remember ?
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ lmfao the fact that I can't laugh at any of this makes me so mad #DyingOnTheInside
Haha just kidding
woaahh .. lmfao
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ was literally abt to do the same thing
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ oh god I'm in the front for some of my dances so ill laugh ! Hahahah
Why all these clowns trying to spike there hair now ?
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I don't know .. I know Pulaski isn't too interesting most of the time lol
\Damn if I'm a slut the she's a super slut ""
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I def want it now
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahhahahah I don't think I've ever laughed so hard in my life
They need to have a \Im drunk as fuck and passed the hell out . " Emoji . "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I love you
I'm seriously still laughing like why
This headband pull my hair back so far makes me look like i have a 15 head
I've got some funny ass pictures of Emily
Looks like this year is gunna be me getting into trouble .. Detention number 2 ! #hereicome
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ hope that's a fist bump lol
Okay but those drunk girls in Denny's last night were crying and yelling
If that Collin guy makes Jenna and Matty break up I'll kill a bitch #Awkward .
Why isn't _TWITTER-ENTITY_ answering me✨✨
I sent my dad a text saying hi and he replied with \what do you want ? " Hahahah I feel so loved "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I'm so honored !
The Baltimore kicker just did the Terrio Ooh kill em after hitting the game winning field goal
Having a health science lesson with _TWITTER-ENTITY_ she be lookin out !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ FUCK NO
Study sessions with syd _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_
Colby is the funniest guy ever
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ we r so old ! Count down begins . 52 weeks til 21
At Zachs . By myself .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ Seriously best thing ever
Hope everything goes well for you on this journey . Never forget the the weed call and you'll do just fine _TWITTER-ENTITY_
The snap chat I just got
nicky has to be at the school by 3 and the bitch hasn't even picked me up yet
then I must be one too
Phone calls with _TWITTER-ENTITY_ & gt ; & gt ; & gt ; #steadytalkingshit
Shout out to _TWITTER-ENTITY_ for actually coming
\When I was first toilet trained ... " _TWITTER-ENTITY_ "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ well damn well me and _TWITTER-ENTITY_ will still be taking it slow probably take us 18 minutes hahah
Those Foster girls kill me
I might just have the funniest dad in the world
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ why are you so funnnyyyyy
I think this is the longest I've been without tweeting
Either kali loves pugs or she was drunk last night
S/I to _TWITTER-ENTITY_ for having the coolest rattail in the 6th grade
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you're also so funny !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ LSC breeds interesting humans , that's for damn sure
Funniest zodiac I've read in a long time
The question is was it a dream or a nightmare ? _TWITTER-ENTITY_
I may complain about the boys on out bus , but they do keep it interesting
Haha Bama fans
these tweets about Belfry are cracking me up .
group message with my aunt , my mom , and my two cousins ...
Lol is that the best you guys can do ? Come up with some new material
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ I'm kidding !
Someone's in their feelings tonight ! Too bad no one cares
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ all the white rice is gonna be gone !
My dad made my day . Me matt n dad we're going to get gas and he said to the guy who pups the gas hank you hit it from behind later ""
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I know .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ dang we are hot omg
I can't take it
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ Im jelly I don't have snapchat convos
Straight to hell ! #pt ah just kidding I'm going to heaven
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ dang , I can't stop laughing
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ don't worry about it
Lmao Jason got his Twitter app up and running & amp ; finally watched the game
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I said the same thig when we scrimmaged Firestone
Sar : where's your sink ? Uhhh . _TWITTER-ENTITY_
Watching Judge Judy with Judge Judy . Aka mom
What is up with all these creeps ? What is life ?
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ lol I know it . Love my dadio and his weird love for acapoco music
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ omg
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ omg .... dr. booth cracks me upppp .
Liar liar plants for hire
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ u not stronger than me
Believe in the mustache #BelievePremiere
Hypochondria is a real thing
Apparently I slept walked last night an kept turning on the lights saying who's in here
Maeve asked me if I wanted pizza rolls
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ shut up you don't be doing nothing
Hahaha I love social networking sights because you find out everything you didn't want someone to know ☺
Dying at _TWITTER-ENTITY_ & amp ; _TWITTER-ENTITY_ right now .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ omg Logan fuck yourself
Torri was SO on her Beyoncé level last night
He said I'm on punishment
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ and why is that ?
“ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ : It literally doesn't matter what kind of underwear I wear , they all end up being thongs #bigbootyprobs ”
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ weirdos in the house
\Sometimes I feel I can do crystal meth . But then I think , hmm .... better not " hahahah "
kennedi named her doll kristen obv after _TWITTER-ENTITY_
Taylor I think ? He is so funny and cute and awkward
Best snapchat I have ever sent in my life
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I have Elmer's glue Miss u seestor
I'm sorry _TWITTER-ENTITY_ , I'm just sorry _TWITTER-ENTITY_ #ifeelyahomes
Lunches with _TWITTER-ENTITY_ and _TWITTER-ENTITY_ are the best !
\ I killed a cat in drivers ed . " "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ sucks so bad . I'm so done with school
Are conversations _TWITTER-ENTITY_
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ he really does i think he says it more than you annie
If I don't recall that girl over there nothing but a stupid bitch
* Cough slut !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ someone's becoming quite popular
You broke up with me , your loss bitch
\There's being a person and there's being a cunt .... She was being a CUNT " hahaha hate the word and guys saying it is even funnier "
Jessica just said I want to come into contact with Michael Jackson but he's dead
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ nevermind there's makes ours look like a kids show on Pbs .
Keep Trying to put on a front ✋
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I'm dying right now
Abby is so ugly
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ good lord ... Hahahaha
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ gets so excited when _TWITTER-ENTITY_ texts her
the shit my brother be texting me tho & gt ; & gt ; #toofunny
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahaha I know .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ i just rubbed my chocolate on her
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahah ahhh yes very true !! I would expect them to be good pucks and skates !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you owe me one for that !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ haha too late for that hun
OMG Blake and Brookyln seriously got me geekin
My snap chat convos right now
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I will never forget that , for as long as I live . You were so serious which made it 10x funnier .
Yay for the purple team .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I'm proud that you're still typing correctly bahaha
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ will do ! I miss you girlie !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ it was not mine
Just found a video from January of _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ and _TWITTER-ENTITY_ \doing gymnastics " in Tomics room they were terrible lmao "
Some stores are closed and I was wondering why , it's just Thursday then I was like OHHH , Happy Halloween
Feeling Crabby . Like any second I could throw a fit .
#MiddleSchoolMemories Scattered dodgeball with Mr. Brose . _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_
Wow my teeth were so crooked in middle school thank god for braces
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahaha I was just scrolling on twitter and just saw that tweet !
Would tossed that a while ago ✋
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I told my mom the same thing like 20 times today .
People must be so confused from the difference in my twitter life and real life
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahahahaha this just made my morning
I wish I could drink beer for a living . Like hey , Anheuser-Busch .. Need a employed taste tester ? #wishfulthinking
Oh you suck at basketball too so relax you won't be the reason any team loses
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ not about you . Atleast this time it's not Jk Jk I won't subtweet my taylaaaa
That shits crazyyyyy
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ idk brother I LOVE SUPPER cause we're from the South and all
I was going to retweet one of those ' BF's not allowed to tweets ' then I realized I'm single .
Watching How The Grinch Stole Christmas reminded me of the dance to Where Are You Christmas from middle school .
Hahah , You're stupid
I'm typically really unlucky on any given day so maybe ill actually have good luck today since its Friday the 13th
Bchs is good against who they play . Wascos the only good team tho
Your est friend " just totally ratted you out . #suckstosuck . "
S/O to me for being a full license driver now✌️
Thinking about how we drive the blue bomb to Toronto for fakes when we were freshman
There's a guy over and his pants are sagging and my grandma yelled ' you're gonna lose your pants . '
Theyve been abducted by aliens #suspect
$400 tax return .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ damn lol
I know of 99 std's and someone we know has every single one _TWITTER-ENTITY_
Currently watching Basketball Wives
Why is this kid asking random people for their milk ? _TWITTER-ENTITY_
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ . I've got the down . That's why I have so many hoes
Please Logan is stressing and we are all ignoring her rn
Carson's sweet DM to me was , \Slut " hahah thanks (; "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ like picture a bamboo jail cell with Asians stabbing us with wooden arrows
Bayleigh is star struck
Oomf favorites and retweets all of Hannah's tweets on the daily
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ told me he wouldn't forget me but I feel like he's going to
Watching Santa Buddies during the Bruins intermission
I'm still so tired from christmas , so out of it today
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ cracks me the fuck up . Her tweets make my day .
Why do I love Tyler
\He got that football tackle body " the shit that comes out my mouth "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ we will tomorrow
I only tweet when I'm pissed
Our whole stats class is going hard !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ be snappin on people prolly my favorite person on twitter lol
Hbc hits on the fireman
I wish my teacher wouldn't text me .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ aww to bad , back to numero 3
We were having such a great conversation
The 2 girls in my Spanish class that speak Spanish fluently probably think we're all stupid
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you have me in tears !
Everyone that looked up to Miley is going to turn out like that now . Way to go Miley !
The massive amounts of snapchats I just sent _TWITTER-ENTITY_ & gt ; & gt ; & gt ; #enjoy
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahahahahahahahahah . Creepy to the max .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ has got me saying what it is alllllll day
All I see on vine are very attractive guys dancing to\grind on me . " "
You know you've been best friends for 16 years when you get each other the exact same Christmas present ☺️❤️ _TWITTER-ENTITY_
I almost pissed myself laughing when kindl scored a goal on his own net .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ lmao that's great
When I was at the mall and I heard _TWITTER-ENTITY_ call some sales man a bitch because he wouldn't give her the hair gel . Made my day
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Hey ! What's that supposed to mean ?
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahah it's a classic when will you be done ?!
I just opened a snap that _TWITTER-ENTITY_ sent me a couple days ago an i seriously almost shit my pants
My sisters phone call just made my night . And Sheila's drunk texting .
Fav that on accident #awk
That movie was hilarious ! A must see for sure ! #BadGrandpa
\That bitch is a whore , by the way . " _TWITTER-ENTITY_ "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I'm not gonna say a word .
I wish I could've gone to the OU-Texas game just to see all the disappointed OU fans .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahhahaha like what in the .. I had to explain myself
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ Currently crying I'm laughing so hard
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ so embarrassing hahah
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ lol I should have jesus lol , wasn't thinking
Lol they ran into each other !!!! ❤❤
Gave up my ride to work today in exchange for an extra hour of sleep ... ended up biking to work ... I learned never to do that again ! ❌
third wheelin ' it
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ haha u won't
My life's like a romantic comedy . Except there's no romance , and it's just me laughing at my own jokes . Too funny though
Sooooo none of the senior class is asleep right now and we have to be at the school by 7:45 #awesome
It's Adam and Eve not Adam and Steve ! _TWITTER-ENTITY_
Lol at people thinking they know who that tweet when I know , none of them actually do ...
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ shut .. up . I thought it was that for like 3 months to Payton !! hahaha
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ then who is this guatamalen biotch I been seein you with ?!
That was the funniest fucking shit I've heard in my entire life
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ her mom looks like ludacris
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ omg LOL THANKS K8 LOVE YOU
Pandora knows my fucking struggle ! #NoTearsOnThisEnd
dude hahaha im so salty about this still
Me and McKenna are seriously twins man
Is he really brushing his teeth with sauce ? #doubledippedwings
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ I'll send you a video later
I think I missed dinner no no no not today
“ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ : When I die I want my significant other to cremate me and put me in chili so I can tear that ass up one last time”
Sometimes I wish I had a car and then I realize that there's no way I could pay for one .
Me-\mom stop at Taco Bell I'm hungry , oh can I borrow some too ! " As we're in the drive thru line !!! Mwaha "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ see I would've but that would have been real awkward if you had no clue who I was
The fact I'm already planning my wedding on Pinterest , but I'm still single . #MyLife . Guess I'll marry myself
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ for Geordie Shore ! I hope so Would of been series 6 or 7 for them too
The fact that we told that guy we were a lesbian couple last night and he wanted to join wtf hahah _TWITTER-ENTITY_
\I feel your eyes penetrating my skull " -the nurse to the Asian "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ reasons I like the senior yellow room , no teachers allowed .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ you're too sloppy for my liking .. Sorry .
That was the best movie ever
Lol and you're stillllll trying to get with me #no
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ pleaseeeeee let's see the messages seeing as how I've never done coke a day in my life Imma say you and your uddy " can "
Man we need to go ball again soon
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Jada stfu lmao
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ He'll smother the hell out of her till she runs away .
Flicking off _TWITTER-ENTITY_ as I drive by him , then realizing it wasnt him ! #FML
LMFAO I left my window open when I went to workout . My dad calls me , he was woke up by a loud noise .. Squirrel in my bedroom !! Seriously !
I have to dress up tomorrow for class precipitation points and I said I am being a greaser
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ at least the Egyptians didn't built an ancient pyramid on my face !
Must be sleep texting
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ love you mom
“ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ : Remember back in the day when fingering a girl in the movie theater was the best thing ever ? ” Actually , yeah I do !
Prego bitches in Cracker Barrel want their food
The girl on the other team almost got ejected
Wake up at 2:45 & amp ; realize I forgot to buy nails for my project . Like realizing it now is gonna help me .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ it's still difficult to make something like that on paint ( laughing emoji )
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ yup missed the first day
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahahahaha college !
Hayden Panettiere acts so hood rat in the third Bring It On movie #awkward
\Your flimsy but you don't see me banging you up against the wall ! " - _TWITTER-ENTITY_ "
Omg ! you have to check out this amazing story that _TWITTER-ENTITY_ just posted on YouTube I almost freaking died is so freaking hilarious
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ excuse me . I'm butting in . Katie is so right ! Hahaha
Me & amp ; _TWITTER-ENTITY_ just sent the same thing at the same time ... It's a bestfriend thing
you guys are so full of yourselfs
We be having a song along
The snapchat I just sent _TWITTER-ENTITY_ GO LOOK AT IT NOW .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ woah , I think I just watched last weeks episode ? I'm so confused !? lol !!!!
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ lmao shit I'll go
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Imaginary gold fish that is
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ lol ok goodnight
I couldn't be happier that _TWITTER-ENTITY_ and I are now snapchat friends .
My bad if my ex try to fight you
Haha this little boy in 6th grade giving me advice about a guy . Omg
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ that's true .
Gaige always chimes in late
Ryan Braun's Restaurant is closing
Lmao funniest thing I've ever seen
Almost like Forest Gump and Jenny #insidejoke
I find the funniest things on the Internet
You guys think I'm joking .
Me and megan chased everyone away by singing lion king songs ..
Also walked around doing optical illusions on people
\Do you smell ruffies .... " "
70 college students from Vandy at GOG dressed up as animals from Noah's ark , the only problem is that I am not tripping face
That's not how you throw a chair
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ is sooo cute when his mad
wasn't too you , nice fail of a subtweet tho
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ said no one ever
I swear . I suck at english
I'm feeling a little drake this morning
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ on the floor
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I was kidding but it was funny
Still can't believe this
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ yeah just found out
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ DON'T DO IT AGAIN YOU HEAR
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ haha yes ! I did tell you we use separate blankets bc he has to wrap his whole body up in his , he sucks .
I've changed like 4 times already and it's only 3 o'clock
When ever I talk to _TWITTER-ENTITY_ she never fails to make me smile or laugh❤ #LoveYouForEvaaa
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ thanks pongo❤I thought Rachel was you
how did I find that
The life of college students . No more coffee for Catelyn and I
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Just run no one will ever know
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ did you just say I wAs right obviously college is changing you
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I live there
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ im srry , excuse my little rant i just had .
she said yeah but your boobs are in the zone , mine are down to my stomach .
Last year we had Christmas at noon because we all got really drunk Christmas Eve ..
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ idk your life is so exciting and then mine is like
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahaha
Those little kids and their parents think they run the high school now .
I'm honestly still laughing about what Cache and Kamrie said earlier #SoFunny _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_
Some people really make me laugh at how stupid they are
Hi _TWITTER-ENTITY_ . Just wanted to say I miss you
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I know
All these recycled tweet are so corny
special head . what
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Hmm that's not a fair deal .. Could be looking forever
No breaks on the rape train
Jaymes has decided to go shopping with me . His outfit of choice is a grinch onesie .. Lord help me
So I had a dream that my brother was best friends with _TWITTER-ENTITY_ and he stayed at our house the whole weekend
I think Thursday night will be interesting cause I have to take ear drops that will make me unable to hear anyone
If they don't want you why be pathetic and keeping . You are sad
Hahaha still never changed
Last night when Miley Cyrus came on _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ yes ! Little kid trapped in a big body ! Lol
Lmfaoo the shit Tim says in his sleep
But I would never wear that☺ ... probably bc I would look dumb af tho
\He's having a brain sneeze too . " "
#InMiddeSchool we had a fat ass student teacher that would play Xbox live with us
Baby come back ! You can blame it all on me !
Is that you john Wayne ? Is this me ?
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ it's so bad
You know it's real when you send each other poop selfies _TWITTER-ENTITY_
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ & amp ; you pull your phone out mid sentence talking to them
That attempt to jump my car earlier _TWITTER-ENTITY_
I'm so impatient when I'm texting you .
Watching _TWITTER-ENTITY_ vines to put me in a good mood
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ you did not just say that ..
I like how _TWITTER-ENTITY_ retweets all my racist tweets I love you nig ( no damn homo )
#GirlsLikeItWhen You hate the same girl they hate
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ oh my god Ashlee out of all things to ask
I don't wanna cuddle with you Payton
That snake we saw today
Well ... Just got my second wind when a kid attacked me , kicking and biting .
when do you not feel that way ?
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I mean we both still pull more then _TWITTER-ENTITY_ lmao
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ Rick wants to sign some new Drake songs
Lmfao at the beats commercial
The snap chat video I just sent Katie & gt ; & gt ;
Probably no one
Layyy your head on my pillow . Lay it down , lay it down , ohh lay it down _TWITTER-ENTITY_
Duke student section chanting we want bama ... _TWITTER-ENTITY_
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ liar you always favorite my tweets every single one
Me and _TWITTER-ENTITY_ both are laying in my bed eating some ice cream and our moms both FaceTime us at the same time . Our lives
\I feel like a dumbass " "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ at least my American dream ! hahah .
Why is Jess having a meltdown over oomf right now ?
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I literally thought of you when I tweeted this ! Lol .
Remember that time I called you my muscley friend ?
My mom just asked me why people call a girls vagina , a snatch .. like wtf
He said oops
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I have friends
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I can see why #nottogether #seperatepeople
I also remember at VBS Conner made me a cross and it said here's plenty of fish in the sea , but you're the only one for me " "
My dad is making me laugh so hard I'm crying
I was such an ugly child omg
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ if we're thinking about the same person then holy shit
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ my bad homie
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ WHY can't I retweet this 10 times ? Too fuckin real
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ her butt is seriously so big
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ Well you should clarify your clarity bud
I just peed everywhere
My type is anything that's thicker and taller than me lol
Playing on your phone and walk into a huge puddle #goodjob
“ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ : the fact _TWITTER-ENTITY_ just said i have to go to bed , i have a massage in the morning ... rough life princess lmaoooo”oops
I just scarred _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ for life with the munchkin hanging himself in the Wizard of Oz
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you crack me up , I have been trying to lose some weight myself , I have lost 20 lbs so far
The snapchats _TWITTER-ENTITY_ sends me
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ okay . We will see who can aim in the shower best lmfao but not my shower
Katie is whispering the lyrics of \seven things " by Miley Cyrus #stop "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ omg I'm LOLing . How bout how we BOTH learn how to cook for US
I asked my dad if he feels like a fag taking our little dog places and he goes \yea kind of but all the girls like him so that's cool " "
Gallon smash prank
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ calm yourself Jungle Fever
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Hahahahaha ! I miss you so much
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ maybe because we slept all day yesterday #wesuck
Hahahaha uhhh I'm pretty sure I threw some girls phone in the lake and she dove out after it ... hahahahaha sucks to suck I guess . #merica
So i think its official me and _TWITTER-ENTITY_ are engaged lol football themed wedding maybe ??
I'm seriously dying right now
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ he's always creeping in the student center ugh he complimented my glasses once
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ that dog is just like \please let this be over I'm miserable " "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ that's a new one you call me the weirdest things ! But love you too loser face !
These girls on Bad Girls
dammit semir ! Fine then tomorrow I get to see #oomf
HILARIOUS MOVIE !!
Adam just demanded I eat his scraps and when I said I wouldn't he told me to stop being a bitch best future brother-in-law ever .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ your mom is trying to get me to not text and drive right now
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I can't help it ... He's beautiful .
Miley was late for her own song lol
I just watched a squirrel try to jump across to another tree and fall . OMG poor thing .. But l0l
Figures we hit a truck not even out of the parking lot yet
This twitter update tho . #SoConfused
You know you live close to work when your entire building comes into your store during the same shift
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ : \We are all so different I love weed , _TWITTER-ENTITY_ loves god , and _TWITTER-ENTITY_ is a freak " _TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahahaha "
You know they're drunk when there's no more alcohol and they're singing at the top of their lungs !
Scott Gottheld is the funnest person I've ever met
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ right it's your way of life
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahahaha fuck you
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ shut up
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I really am gonna be a track star I have to run the pacer today
I break up with you because I'm not happy and that makes me the bad person . Fuck me right ? ✌️
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Fries *
\Oh you could winter wonderland me " "
the YouTube video of Sydney punching Peyton is the funniest thing ive ever seen
“ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ Don't wear yoga pants to the gym then file a restraining order when you see me in the corner with a boner . You asked for this , woman”
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I'm going to laugh if it falls while you're sleeping hahaha
what even ?
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ too much fun
Told myself I wasn't going to go shopping tonight ... I lied , I work in the mall . It's like a drug addict working in a pharmacy .
\OH !! " - Brittany's reaction when she realizes someone else is giving the same speech as her . HAHAHAHAH "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ wow you must've been real gone last night . The pictures on Michelle's wall
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ has better stats than him but he will !!
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ it was hilarious
No scrubs- TLC
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I was just watching that
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I was just jammin to take care and was reminded how much I love him
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ it's okay though because you're obviously not the only one struggling so hard
What kind of place is this ?!.... #sketchy
Props to my fave back base for takin an booty to face during stunting you saved my life _TWITTER-ENTITY_
this teacher doesn't even know what she's teaching
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you won't even reach my mouth lepercon
now now ladies
I love our after-practices _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_
The lady next to me is bawling her eyes out and man is she ugly
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ I never made out with Kenny ? Tf ? We hung out once and went putt putting .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ nigga everytime I went over she would get pissed and say \why is he here !? " " I hate you Dewey " "
Me : what happens if a cat & amp ; dog have a babyBraden : oh my gosh it would be a cog
The McLaughlin sisters are being hostile af right now #DontMessWithThem
On level of 1-10 how ratchet is it to walk around with Vic's on your nose ?
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Maybe by getting punched in the mouth
My boyfriend is a baby who is scared of shots
\And all that jazz ""
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ kitten shit in the car and it was horrible
Brianna the twerker
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ but you're still smiling
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahaha you right . That's somethin we both would do
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ lmao sure ...
Completely ignorant blasting Biggie right in front of the school with mad parents and little kids around
Our convos on group iMessage _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ omg lol that's the funniest thing I've heard in forever
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ the movie is called ' WHITE CHICKS ' and its honestly one of my top 5 favorite movies !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I know why now , and it's completely understandable why you would be
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ thank you , thank you ! ✌
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ are you serious and he just tweeted u out of no where
I know y'all all loved that picture I just sent you ... Uhmmmm don't think so _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ Nah I'm just jealous of how many hash tags twitter lets you use before they take them away from you
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ it's probably is Thomas
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you Ali and the other girl helped lead the way to safety
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ irst classssss , up in the sky " "
\My vagina has a pulse ! " _TWITTER-ENTITY_ "
I feel like I'm getting uglier as the years go by . isn't it supposed to be the opposite ?
Andy is on omg facts and she's telling me about a Japanese man who fell in love with a pillow . SHE IS KILLIN ME WITH LAUGHTER RIGHT NOW !!
And your not ?
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ is that what happened to me ?
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ 8th grade study hall
Are we really watching gremlins right now _TWITTER-ENTITY_
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ what even ?
This is the ugliest thing I've ever worn
Watching wrong turn with my mom > & gt ; & gt ;
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you tweet so much omg
Using denture cleaner for my retainer makes me feel like I have fake teeth . Lol .
ew you're so gross
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ lol whore jk you're not a whore
Honestly haunted houses in Terre Haute suck ass unless they know your name then it's just gets scary as hell
Meet the Millers #hilarious
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahaha I love you too !
CJ didn't actually hit a car ... This bitch just wouldn't move .. So he hit her with , his car
“ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ : Hey celery is 90% water . So if I walked on it I'd be like 90% Jesus . ” Okay ...
my mom just told me you can't say happiness without saying penis
is she getting booed ?
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ what a queer .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ it's ok bell I know you want me .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahahaha , I have to re watch it a few times myself !
Was I for real just on skype for 3 hours ?
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahaha that's what I have to do to get ppl to go places w me
I'm honestly going to kill Emily
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ pusss saaaaaaay
when _TWITTER-ENTITY_ stops while driving , gets out of the car and fixes a broken fence . & gt ; & gt ; & gt ; & gt ; #MyFenceGuy
The Awkward Moment When Friends Can't get their Own Females So they Go for the ones I've brought Around ..
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I'm dying . Tomorrow is gonna be too priceless lol .
I know why Genaro favorited that
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I tweet my asssssss off & amp ; I'm like married
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I know ! Haha I laughed all the way to the post office .. And laughed some more . I'm gonna apply at Pizza Hut
Josh just doesn't understand I'm going to bed cuz I have school in the morning . Keeps texting me #toocutethough
\ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ : . _TWITTER-ENTITY_ uh ... mud butt ... wtf is up with that ? " _TWITTER-ENTITY_ "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I could do that
Aria and I are those people that laugh at random things in movies that no one would even think of
my mom just said to me I'm surprised Cory isn't fattt . I says whyyy ? & amp ; she says cause everytime I see him he's eatin McDonald's _TWITTER-ENTITY_
oh god . tables turned against you and you run to the bathroom and make throwup noises to get attention BRITTNEY IS ABOUT TO CALL YOU OUT
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ so true
I'm still waiting to see _TWITTER-ENTITY_ on Tosh . 0 for jumping off a building
I'm so that girl that everyone makes fun of their outfit today #longhurdontcur
Do you know how to wake up a baby colton ? Ya shake em ... Nah that's how you shut em up hahahaha
I'm laughing so hard at _TWITTER-ENTITY_ right now
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ trey sparking up is like a car driving on water .... it wont and neither will he
Well . Almost saw someone fall off his bike .
it's to early to subtweet _TWITTER-ENTITY_
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ but then people are gonna be like \zammmmm girl you got some kind of disease ?! ""
Just convinced my mom to by me 100$ shoes
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ aww goodnight
Friends who can make you laugh uncontrollably & gt ; & gt ; & gt ;
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ so funny
The fact that you care
Dude , NOBODY GIVES A SHIT . It's not even funny anymore . Well I mean it is for me and Erica but your \offend " can leave now "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ beat your ass right here ? Remember that ? But damn over a fucking cami . Wow✌
When I saw _TWITTER-ENTITY_ last night I basically tackled her and picked her up and held her because I haven't seem her since last Friday
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ we should ! and what ?! Did you see me ?! lookin like a hot mess !
High school probz
Y'all please stop ! I'm laughing so hard that I can't even control it
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ Skyler you're so dumb
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ \Fuck Highschool Musical , this is the highschool i want to attend " Lmfao i can't even "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ was really hoping you'd show up in Albany with your beautiful wife last Saturday can I bribe you with booze ? #letsgetdrunk
Wish _TWITTER-ENTITY_ wasn't in school so he could laugh his ass off with me at all the _TWITTER-ENTITY_ tweets
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ very funny #butreally I'm never there .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I wanted to retweet this but I don't wanna sound like a dick
If he is gonna give me the dick , ill take the dick _TWITTER-ENTITY_
You like my text last night _TWITTER-ENTITY_
Convinced Tay to stay in with me and cuddle
My family is too funny
My mom just called the chargers he oilers " like what "
Zim is making me laugh so hard right now I love you
You over there eating like the Cookie Monster
Lololol I now just noticed how much of a MANWHORE you are
I would like to take this time to apologize to my best friend for blowing up her phone at 1am for tweets from a year ago .
Feeling like such a kid right now
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ well lets see .. Our controller some many more things but I can just say that and it destroys ps4 .
✋ A joke that wasn't directed at you
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ was probably the best dancer out there
I saw the tweet which makes the situation a lot more awkward
I do everything wrong
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I mean not really
Joan Rivers is such a clown omg
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ maybe he is a little gay
Almost had to break up a fight at work
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I'm posting the tomorrow
\Lol . Jk . Have fun doing the backstroke in the lake of fire . " what ?!?? "
I had a brownie for breakfast thanks mb _TWITTER-ENTITY_
That moment ppl think ur high at work cause ur pupils are just that big #oops #funnyshit
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ omg you just went there
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I didn't say nothing
People kill me
brushing his thoughts
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ those are some large rowboat paddles
My brother just have me permission to drink his Reds Apple Ale ❤️
Boy Meets World & gt ; & gt ; #LoveIt
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I did too when I read it
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ dangg _TWITTER-ENTITY_ just got called a man
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I was crying from laughter
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I second that !! But it would be sooo much easier if there wasn't soo many don'ts on that what not to wear list lol
“ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ : #FreshmanAdvice When a senior guy wants to hangout in the middle of the night it's because he really likes your personality”
I just filmed Jack dancing to WOP . I oh so badly want to upload this video for everyone to see
me and _TWITTER-ENTITY_ struggling to get that two dollars
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ mother and daughter are SALT
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ someone on drugs or something that was insane
I wonder what number you are ? 76th 100th ? Who knows
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ YES BBY PUT A ON IT ALREADY AND WIFE ME UP❤️
Once upon a time , I use to be people's #WCW ... those times are over
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I'm just a klutz
Oh my geeez youre such a bitch . ✋
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ haha I'm thinking about doing it !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Justin you wanna go drifting ? _TWITTER-ENTITY_
Just got told I text worse than a boy
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ . Fool i'm dead .
I will eat your face , I don't even care
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ going 100 nbd
What did the fox say ?
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ najwa won't be too happy about this one
I talk so reckless sometimes .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ your snaps today & gt ; & gt ; never deleting this
Can I be my own WCW because I'm no one else's ?
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ trying to put on his bow tie while onstage
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ LOL IM LEGIT LAUGHING SO HARD
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I'll be there with food
Manny in a panic because of the snow is too much I deal with at 9 in the morning
Good thing I have like sixty five dollars to go shopping tonight
Shout out to the people that stalk my tweets then text Rachel tryna be a badd ass
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ haha I blanked out I have lots of blonde moments during finals lol .
OH HELL NO THAT HOE GOT HERPES
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ omfg lmao ! You are literally a dumbass ! I'm obviously being sarcastic
That video of _TWITTER-ENTITY_ and whoever else >
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ so do I I'll talk to my mom about it
The look on his face when I told him \I'm not that kind of guy " sorry can't stop with this ! #stillfunny !! "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ kid has some low standards
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ yes Holly . You are !
Lol at that blocked call
Steven Woke Up And Said \Its A Winter Wonderland ! " "
I can't get over how baby face Parker looks in that picture #beardedman
Oma- don't cut me hair like an old lady that shits ugly
Soooo I'm being batwoman tomorrow & amp ; I just found out my brother is being batman #awkward
You were such a help . #SIKE .
Nick right now
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ OMG I just looked up my name .... And it pretty much described me
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ do that & amp ; CP™ it is
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ chef would die
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ then there's me ugly from the beginning
I can't drive to school till thanksgiving because I didn't yield to a student walking across street
Sophie put a bra on marley and marley won't let me take it off of her
OMG . _TWITTER-ENTITY_ ! I was bored , & amp ; I was looking at our old messages ... Remember when we would obsess over One Direction ?
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ haha Obama . He doesn't mean family , he means like equality or something .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Where are you gonna get 600$ from
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ clan ? You didn't
Kay game over ravens win
S/o _TWITTER-ENTITY_ that loser kid in homeroom love ya and I'm happy you & amp ; I have became friends .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Ohh , of course - you know me , I'm just the nicest person ... EVER
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ nobody cares what you think ... ✌️
The fact that I just had a 12 minute prank call !
I fucking love spell check , if I had to spell Massachusetts right now I would be fucked _TWITTER-ENTITY_
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahaha OMG three people , a tv , food , and possibly video games ?? Subdivision camping at its finest
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ so basically trying to block me
Sgt . Graz said we are ice skating for our Poolee function tomorrow
Me and Jess are bonding over ways to cheat on math tests
My moms crying because she can't flip her tongue upside down !
Barbie almost made me have another asthma attack
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ in circles with their guns !!
This is all just a laughing game now
\have you ever thought about turning your poems into hit music on the radio ? " " I haven't thought about anything " #spongebob "
true fact : if you leave me Brandie and _TWITTER-ENTITY_ in a car for to long , we will kill each other .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I think that'll be enough !!
- tft our bestfriend had a death wish this morning #lazysunday _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_
It's fake off top !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ She wanted a picture of her outfit and that's the only one !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ life seems so interesting seems like the funniest shit happened to you
This man bugged
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I laughed when I got upstairs too I was like wtf was I thinking
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I was kidding dude
These Elf Yourself videos make my day
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahahahahahahah don't tell Davies class . Omg .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ the butler
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ just told me I cool #Woahhhh #Scoreeee
Somebody just texted me asking if they can trade my ps3 for some weed . #no
Yeah I bet
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ yeah I have noticed that on occasion
First vomit learn to handle
This new update got me fucked up it's confusin
I'm now broken finger Greenlee
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ good one
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I won't
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ HAHA you do such a good impersonation of this
My aunt just got a snap chat and she is literally obsessed with it
My babe makes hot faces to me when she cheers
I love the movie That's My Boy
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ haha OMG that was rough .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ it probably is about me but i was joking about the tweet
You make me look like a piece of shit
I love _TWITTER-ENTITY_ !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I want to do it to somebody
lolol one of my girl coworkers told me to wear leggings to work more often #loveit
I think someone has sexual probs .
Painted my toenails , they've been the same color for three months .
.. The word is easy , look it up . And you'll see a picture of that piece of trash ridin ' round in your pickup truck .. #truth #nasty
Literally on the struggle bus today .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ regan omg
Did _TWITTER-ENTITY_ just call me attractive nigguhh
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Florida did good today
I literally love when _TWITTER-ENTITY_ is on Chelsea Lately . She is my favorite .. So funny .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ love you too kenn and yess ! Whenever i dont have dance ! And haha alrighty , im actually doing the same right now too
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ we go way back !
The app I have on my phone to truck how long and how much I exercise yells at me when I take a break #KeepRunning
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Riiight . We never acted it out again either . Thinking of that . I still need to print out all of Panamas pictures
They guy on the news said joel zola is like an 11th year senior and has been there forever
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ times are hard for us white girls . Hahah
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Haha , I mean if you really want too .
Lmao , Amanda Bynes blocked my roommate on twitter
This group chat right now & gt ; & gt ; & gt ; & gt ; & gt ;
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ STOP THIS CANT BE REAL
My make shift elevation for my achilles this morning worked out pretty well considering it was my gym bag and shoes #thestruggle
Watching #GirlCode with my dad & gt ; & gt ; & gt ; & gt ;
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ why you favoriting my stuff from 4 days ago lol , creepin on my twitter ?
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ ok Emily I'll be sure to remember that
Cuddling sounds so good right now . To bad I'm forever alone and have no one to cuddle with .
Christian was also convinced that _TWITTER-ENTITY_ ' s name was Dante last night
When _TWITTER-ENTITY_ calls me with her butt spasm problems ..
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I'm ready to dress my baby lol
So much to do , and here I am ... Cuddling with the dog .
\My brain is inside my head and it's freezing " -words of a 4 year old eating ice cream "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ LOL what a poor tampon . I feel bad for it .
\Kendra , is there a bass in your ass ? " - _TWITTER-ENTITY_ "
Hopefully I won't be a lanky skinny mf when I'm out either
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ So so true .. Blue Ivy though .. She's that evil baby #Stewie
My dogs moving and twitching her jaw . Mom says \maybe she's on Molly ? " "
These Tobin people are psychotic
That's annoying AF when girls are like #teamtatted and they have one tattoo . GIRL BYE .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I guess
I heard _TWITTER-ENTITY_ failed her drivers Ed test
... never mind you're in a snow globe at a dollar store .
I wanna text him .. But he's at his cousin's wedding reception .. I feel like that'd be rude
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ time to apply for a new job
Lulu is so fucking clown/accurate why am I just finding this now
i cry wayyy to much . when im happy , sad , mad , laughing , jealous . #always
saw that comin
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I'm taking the test Monday
Ok hardass ..
I just walked in on someone peeing #whoopsie #almostedpeedmypants
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ he's making an A
Lol you're such a baby
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you be careful and enjoy , don't spill anything !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ tweeted this like 5 days ago and you favorited it hahahahahaha
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you might have deleted your own twitter instead of mine
We agreed on one thing fuckk good shit
I'm glad you think that about me .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ bandits never touched dog food in her life and she is hand fed
my dad is wearing leggings
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ im just amazing
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hey Ralph did you do the owl thing ??
yes sir i just subtweeted you -- whatcha gonna do ?
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahahahaha we are too funny hope you loved it Nicole
So adorable how you and my bf favorite and tweet at each other every day , fucking so cute
So done with school ugh just thinking about it makes me mad
Where's Austin I need him to do my homework
That little kid had ice cream all over his face #cutie #pirates
Hahah the videos I'm sending to _TWITTER-ENTITY_ are so embarrassing but so funny
Okay , Haley .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ why am I so tall ?!
And girls are the clingy ones , right ?
The snapchat that _TWITTER-ENTITY_ just sent me
I'm the fatty crunching _TWITTER-ENTITY_ in a silent office
The guys outside my window singing backstreet boys are actually pretty good
I've been told I look like a evil Disney princess , a vampire and so on like wtf ? That's horrible
This duck dynasty got me crackin up
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I think the only time we talked was when you texted for Simo in that group chat last year
Impractical jokers & gt ; & gt ; & gt ;
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahahahahaha I wish I still had one of their numbers to do a reunion special segment and film this
When you realize you put the most embarrassing picture ever on snapchat story ....
TAMW you call your boyfriend freaking out cause your car is loud & amp ; the first thing he says is your car in drive ? Uhh no it's in low lmao
#ihateyou #shutyoface _TWITTER-ENTITY_
Sitting at the batting cages watching Mexican boys try to hit Jamel #karma
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ says the guy going offshore
\It's never too cold to take your top down ! Throw on a hat , gloves , scarf and a coat girl " "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I'm dying that was so funny
Kiss me then you sad wonderful fool . #theatree
What if we all had noses like the people in the movie the grinch
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I have no idea . Lol
This convo with #oomf right now & gt ; & gt ; & gt ;
I eat ice cream with a fork now because of the Lunds
Still sore and recovering from Saturday night
We both just tweeted each other w/o tagging
Savannah and Sierra have made my night
I went home laid in my bed and fell asleep for like 5 or 6 hours
gettin it , gettin it .
Hahahaha dumbass _TWITTER-ENTITY_
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ So .. I remember you trying to tell me you were gay in the parking lot and I was like WHAT ?! totally believed you for a sec !
Girls posting nudie pics on the Internet for attention ... Desperate times call for desperate measures I guess lol #oursociety
Wtf ? Haha priceless
Had to say that
this high girl in my class right now .... #dying
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ this made me laugh idk who you're talking about but I can see either you two saying that
best tubing experience of my life .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ did you hear that from the guy at mcdonalds
I love seeing freshmen tweet about going places and then thinking about how their moms have to drive them there #yallcantdrive
\Remember that one time when I was by myself and I had that dream about the orange tree , but instead of oranges there were babies ""
Omfg he seats fold down flat for , well ya know , sax of course " " great sax back here " " plenty of room for all of the sax things going on ""
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ oh I will !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ of course he is
I just told bailey too look up #oomf on google images
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ oh well !
But honesty _TWITTER-ENTITY_ is the funniest freshmen I know
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ haha that made my night !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I'm still laughing
mr harmless sounds like willy wonka
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ has me cracking up right now
My fat ass was in model congress idk what's worse , that or me stuffing my non-skinny jeans into uggs !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ That made me laugh so hard when I watched your vine !! omg
In this line for santa cant wait to see how crazy nyah girl reacts
You good ?!
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ that's funny cause I'm going to get chipotle now .
155 days until chorus goes to New York City
I have cramp in my neck . #needamassage
My dad's so funny saying the lions don't deserve to play in the post season even tho that's his #1 team . He's pissed
Mom is so happy she's feeling a bit better from surgery yesterday . All she can talk about is kicking my butt for recording her singing !
Wearing boots is soooo not my thing
Jess thinks we are spooning but really we aren't .
Lotta people bitch on #Twitter today damn no 1 gives a rats ass !!
“ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ : I feel sorry for the girls that have boyfriends that won't sing with them ” or girls that don't have boyfriends at all
Lance just sent me a snap chat of him talking like Santa Hahahaha I'm weak
Emojis just make everything better ! ☺
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ thanks !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I know you love me
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ lmao this has to be about _TWITTER-ENTITY_ I'm dying hahahahahahaha
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ me but I'm just not about to go to sleep . #exhausted
It's funny because Sophie will make German jokes with us
Yea I'll be \punk " but only for a lil bit ! Haha "
I thought someone was stealing my lawn mower tonight
You know you suck when you play for belleview's midget team .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Chances we probably are
I love when George works , free McDonald's breakfast or free Spanish food
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ alright listen you motherfuckers
If you can't feel it , it doesn't count _TWITTER-ENTITY_
ponies are literally chode versions of horses
\I'm gunna miss you , like a child misses that blanket , cause I've got to get move on with my life . ""
Anthony is just mad cause the lions lost
Starbucks gives me \problems " _TWITTER-ENTITY_ "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ No like your in 7th grade and super small ... Idk how you would get fat
JFK , I don't care . Really .
When dove's cry !!!! this is too funny hahahahaha
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I'm so watching Hannah Montana now !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ I'm dying lol
Turn around ... bright eyes ... _TWITTER-ENTITY_
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ she hasn't changed , the priceless comments that come out of her mouth
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ did it again
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I know you wanna come eat with me at ChickFilA
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ all this math class stuff matches us
okay cisco please keep sending me snapchat videos of people getting their bodies cut in half #pyscho ✋
Family Guy never fails to crack me up
I'm absolutely obsessed with _TWITTER-ENTITY_ lol
Hahahaha Anne saw a girl giving some guy a bj when sitting in standstill traffic on 35
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ sorry love , haha I think my mom was a little sketched out about having 4 girls drunk at her house
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ You like peed your pants . #iwin
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ don't you guys live together ? Shouldn't you know what's going on ?
Move bitch get out the way .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I think everybody is !
she seems .. tired
“ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ : Finding out i got a 3 on the AP stats exam just made my whole night so much better ! #shocked ” LOL at us getting 3's Nate
Uhh Jeremy can't stop getting in my nerves
My buddy's laughing at me _TWITTER-ENTITY_
When Ashton just completely falls in the best most funny way possible & gt ; & gt ; it makes my day _TWITTER-ENTITY_ #waytogobabe
That kid is gay as fuck !
Colten geeks me
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahaha I didn't though
Literally the laziest day ever . Why ? I'm still in bed
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ & amp ; I are both stupid we can watch the video at home we thought , we can do the assignment later we thought hahaha guess not
making videos with Cheyenne & gt ; & gt ; & gt ;
Lol wow just realized I messed up on that tweet .
That text was rather unexpected _TWITTER-ENTITY_
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ not funny but thanks Morgan
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ my contact ❤
I crack up whenever the commons has the sign up for \condoms sale ! " yes I'm immature but what do you expect from a catholic school girl "
It's easy to be drunk when it's hard to be sober , Ima steal your leased rover and pull police over !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I knew what u meant
\I'm just not about this life right now " hahaha my math class "
Colbie doesn't like the Disney station I listen tooo at night ...
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ well she was one crazy one
Some of the things _TWITTER-ENTITY_ says just makes me laugh
“ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ : I HATE going out and my phone isn't fully charged ... ” _TWITTER-ENTITY_ I thought of you when I read this !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahah ohhhh
Moms not gonna be happy when she finds out how much I just spent
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you were . You were
me and my mom have actually been getting along lately . that's a change .
This just is not my week
Browns fan says he wants 6 players from the team to be pole bearers at his funeral so the Browns \can let him down one more time " "
Waking up in the middle of the night only to find my nail polish has stuck to my hair lol ... Merry freaking Christmas Eve everyone
Layla almost dropped her phone out the window while trying to take a picture
Barry doesn't care what any one thinks of him
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I just realized I wasn't
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ yeah you've got jokes
I really don't understand why so many people care about my life
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ yeah , and my moms Oprah then
this cow commercial has me crying
Forgiveness . Is more like saying sorry .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ she's lookin like a sober Sally
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ Thanks Evan . Plus I just put it there because that's what Issac calls me
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ dude same never gonna forget that
Now I understand why my brother said he hated you
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ I miss you both an Erin I love that you remembered that .
My moms boyfriend is so awkward
#SouthPark has been the greatest lately
Flashback to when _TWITTER-ENTITY_ and I made region last year .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ thanks for the tip !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ blowing me kisses tonight totally makes up for the speeding ticket I got on the way to KC
Jamie is so vulgar right now omg
I wish there could have been a camera to film our gwaf slip n slide night . We could make millions off of how funny it truly was
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ im glad wecld come to an agreement
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ will you help me in the morning
Looking at the pictures on my phone honestly geek me out
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ haha and how old are you again 18 or 19 ??? #takeaseatplease
My life has came to sending _TWITTER-ENTITY_ pictures with my eyes closed , trying to convince him I am asleep .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I miss you so much !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Oh you don't even need to ask that ,
I just asked for extra olives on my cheeseburger at McDonald's .... Hahaha
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Haha we haveeee to be !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ lmao , why are we the only ones who think were funny ? i honestly think were the funniest people around
I just asked Powell where that spider came from and she said it was an African Samalian camel spider ✋
Thanks for the sunglasses Tom
HAHAHAH I've never laughed so hard _TWITTER-ENTITY_ #freakedout
I will see New York , California , & amp ; Utah one day
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ that's so funny ! I love her
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ noo what'll help you out is going to see the hangover 3
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ well eff you Bryan ... I find it funny that ur games cancelled
Sarah almost broke the tv lol
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ tone it back on the acid . Haha jk pal
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ peace luv coffee ✌❤☕
Only I would miss the school doing a Harlem shake
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ have ish defend you
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ better work on that . You hate the people I pick out I'm the worse at it
\When you're drunk you're like a , demonic , white trash , refuge . " "
\KISS MY FAT ASS ""
Lets all take a moment to laugh at the time Ali asked Mr. Sahd if he still hides in the bushes trying to catch kids leaving school #gotcha
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I joke . But I'm the shit so I could do it . Only softies couldn't
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ cock blocked #stalker
That snapchat video me and _TWITTER-ENTITY_ just watched & gt ; & gt ; & gt ; & gt ; & gt ; #gfto
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ okay ! We can attempt to do good together !
Did you say Betsy . _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_
my aunt just asked me if i've been working out
I have no idea what I'm watching but Its fucking funny .
Dying at _TWITTER-ENTITY_ ' s vines
Chelsea is going to hate me
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ he's gonna hit it from the back
People make me laugh . You're big ss " you have doesn't count if your gut sticks out just as far . That's gross . "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ thank god you did something right as a child jeez
#oomf puts me through EVERY emotion☺☺” but what kind if relationship would it be if he didn't _TWITTER-ENTITY_
We get it you work out
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ Oh lord
Remember who was there for you when you had nobody . that's all I gotta say ✌
Lol that's a joke
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ new video & gt ; & gt ; & gt ; & gt ; & gt ;
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I'm a man of my word
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ HAHA that's hilarious I didn't even think about that .
If you cant handle me at my Amanda Bynes you don't deserve me at my Blake Lively so true
PSA ... fat people should not be seen in public wearing skinny jeans !
« _TWITTER-ENTITY_ let me stop fuckin wit brit for she fuck me up » you always messing with me tho lol
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ reasons I don't ever look both ways before crossing the street on campus ...
Nice tan , what's your race ? Carrot ? #S
I'm tryin to give Natalie Graham a baby and no one can stop me !
So how's that broken leg Silva ?
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ remember last time we were there ?
I wonder if people would actually make a catfish account of me bc ppl keep asking if I am
\Let's go to black biker week !! " "
Momma's gettin shit faced this year since I can drive
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahahah omg I remember browsing through that site in an hour of desperation ......
I was way too lazy last year . .
Janessa \I'm going to twerk for you but I'm not going to lick things , sit on a wrecking ball and I'm not obsessed with teddy bears " "
Bars with my aunt ....
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ like your ass is going nowhere . It's embarrassing for me to even watch .
I slipped on the ice and fell in the snow
12 days till you see if you a side butch or a main bitch lmao
Krystiana was like \ I was trying to he some cheese it's and go to sleep " "
\ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ : I love drunk texts ""
Texting my grandma about the footie pajamas we got for Christmas❤️
Britnee told me I'm sassy and bitchy enough to be in one ...
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I meant to take Emily Shaeffer sorry girl
awk that wasn't about you
The fact that my parents were so drunk they got a taxi to drive them home and they have to go back to Hudson to get our boat tomorrow
Hiding in the bathroom at work is a thing now apparently #subtweet about _TWITTER-ENTITY_
Just now waking up from my ap " "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I was being serious . not even joking . I will give you my number
“ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ : Next time a stranger talks to me when I'm alone , I will look at them shocked and whisper quietly \You can see me ? " ” "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I just wanted some applesauce
It's funny that people actually argue over twitter . And then other people jump in who have no relevance
\ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ : My mood after I talk to my dad < & lt ; & lt ; & lt ; & lt ; & lt ; ""
Soooo awkward .
My grandma just told me she wants sweatpants for Christmas ... I've influenced her .
“ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ : It's pretty sad that my family can quote literally the entire Christmas Vacation movie” my dad and Eddie and Clark .
I have a bad headache
Hahaha funniest thing I saw all day !!!! How embarrassing _TWITTER-ENTITY_
Like I can't deal with the selfie my dad just put on Facebook
He wrong for letting that girl play herself
This kid whiskey throttled off a step up and flew up his bike and he walked off track crying with out his bike
What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup ? -anybody can roast beef , but I haven't seen one person that can pee soup .
YA GIRL MELISSA IS AN HAH !!
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I know I was kidding I saw it on the menu earlier & amp ; was like wtffff
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ ya think I could get a discount ?
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ my dad got one to brain instead of Brian ... more than once
I totally just biffed it and natasha was the only one that saw
Sarah literally favorited my tweet 2 seconds after I posted it
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I don't think I can get down what is this shit !!
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Hahaha I can tell ! I feel like I retweet everything of yours at least within a minute you tweet it
Have a Happy Christmas and a Merry New Year ! ⛄️❄️
Lmao hi _TWITTER-ENTITY_ they say the tongue is the strongest muscle in the body .. Yours get a workout this weekend ?
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Yay ! I'm seriously so scared
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I'm so embarrassed I was ever associated with someone who is that discusting
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you're the only one to say it
in bed with chick fil a & amp ; a kit kat #fatkid
Dogs bark on tv & amp ; Toby stares at the tv trying to figure out where it's coming from .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ , _TWITTER-ENTITY_ just asked me if they really have fire drills in the middle of the night in Daniels #1stfloorplus
i hope my dad knows whenever he tells me he doesnt have money i just go out in his truck and take it
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ wait don't forget to be under my tree tomorrow wrapped in a bow
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ do you know if anyone is looking at getting oakleys soon ? I have a brand new pair & amp ; I won't wear them because I look weird
Emojis are a great way to express emotions
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ but his mom doesn't count ...
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ lol yes I do . But rarely . I diet good so I can have that GOOD food !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ check out my prof pic
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ & amp ; I made a 100 on our in class math test ! how ?.... we cheated
My aunt is so drunk she just called the house phone with her cell phone .
\I'd be mean ! I'd make him cry and make him suicidal . " - the great advice garret gives . "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ and _TWITTER-ENTITY_ twitter names though .
Haha _TWITTER-ENTITY_ just said her past \items " . That's how we clearly look at men these days lol "
So many people are on dates at the movies and I'm just here with the fam .
That's what you get for being in everyone's business
HAHAHAH HOLY SHIT HERE WE GO AGAIN
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I like how _TWITTER-ENTITY_ likes your tweet and he has no clue who this girl is hahah
my boyfriend has a weird obsession for steps #skaterbro _TWITTER-ENTITY_
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ ran out of gas !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ HAHAHAHHAHA oh my god . That's great .
my dad just get kicked out of my volleyball tournament #angermanagementprobz
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ no !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you know what skyler ? Shut up
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ , haha you right .
this kid straight up just walk right outta detention .
I favorite all of _TWITTER-ENTITY_ tweets . She cracks me up
Lol I bet everyone right now wishes that the doctor in the ER didn't give me a morphine shot . Bahahahahahahahahahahahaha . ☺
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ this worries me
I'll tell you one thing the word \Thot " my get left in 2013 , but best believe " slab " is along for the ride all the way "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ I couldn't think of anything less serious ✌
There's this black chick at school and they call her \weavywonder " "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ homework ?
I wanna get white girl waisted .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ love you
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Im probably gonna fail this year my history teacher scares the living day lights out of me ...
Jamaican me crazy
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ oh my god !
\So why should we let you date our daughter ? " Guy- " cause I'm the shit , nigga " #ParentalControl "
Megan ate latex and shes allergic to it _TWITTER-ENTITY_
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Yeah I hear it all the time the dudes says it in a deep exaggerated voice ! Haha I just haven't seen anybody hate it yet Why ?
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ if you don't know a word then don't use it who's the genius here ?
the people playing music at the bar made my brother stand up , and announced to everyone that justin bieber was in the building ...
Passing my homework around in class
The snapchat _TWITTER-ENTITY_ just sent me
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahah that's what happens on a 7 hour car ride
Who needs school ?
Shawn is getting wired . Can we leave already .
I would post another selfie on ig but then it would be selfie next to a selfie
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ knows what's up right now , I'm feeling swell !
I never vine like at all ... I just go on to watch people's and revine it .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ max you returning to film our games again ?
I'm standing behind the worlds tiniest man right now
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ are you sure you're not supposed to add up all the scores on the SAT ??
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ just threw a basketball at _TWITTER-ENTITY_ face and now Jenna is crying
Saw a sex addicts anonymous ad in the newspaper w a phone number to call if interested ... now I know where the freaks have been hiding
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ don't get me wrong I still went try hard in gym class
The fact me and my boyfriend just wrestled for like 30 min it was great . He lost
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I didn't draw one
I like people that tweet as much as me tho
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you're my new best friend/girlfriend so we need to go on a date ok
Why am I sore ?! I've literally done nothing !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ so true
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ greatest fucking soundboard thAt ever plAyed !
I'm dying over here
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ and I have the best FaceTimes
She's really listening to modest mouse right now ☺️
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you and your pick up lines
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I was like I love you
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahahahaha thanks Steve's sister
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I mean lets be honest here ... I'm pretty sure you would whoop my ass the first chance you got
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I appreciate it
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ whattttt ? I wanna come
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ how you gonna call her out and say she won't come see you at school at 10 then pull this . Some nerv you got
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ omggg he broke my moms favorite vase
Skinny skinny skinny girls DO NOT have \cake " . keep trying girlfraaand . #bitcheslovecake "
My snap chat besties .
Hey did the Islanders beat the Rangers one of my friends went into hiding again oh well hope the jets win today
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I hate you so much
John really wants to play \I spy " in the car "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ tippers , yes
Yaritza pats her hands and taps her foot when she is waiting for something
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ that's only cause she was cheering for woo state ...
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I love you guys
My mom even played
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ yeah that makes sense ! Either way people will get judged so you're fucked either way
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ and everyone else who was on his thing
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ your picture is KILLING ME right now !!!!
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ well you definitely aren't I got your back on this one
It's kind of funny .
My choice are to either laugh or cry . I choose the positive life
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ chillin . Watching 21 Jump Street #favmovie
The snapchat I just sent Yooñor
Jesse is to funny
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ just _TWITTER-ENTITY_ me
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ we can totally do a double date on that one .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ yeah we were like fuck it #jamesbond
Kevin's gonna kill me with all the stuff I'm bringing back to school tomorrow .. Half of my closet and 2 rugs
Its always the question game ..
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Friday first practice was today
maybe I'll actually get a HC date this year !!! who am I kidding , that's not gonna happen
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ lmao much better ... since you lied to us your hat is definitely going in the bay this time
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ i was talking about our friendship but ya that too
at my house we leave Santa a bud light and a bag of deer jerky
Every time I eat Fruit Loops now I think of _TWITTER-ENTITY_ ..... Wonder why
Can't wait to just roll out of bed and not have to get ready
My sisters wedding is in 9 months ... I need a six pack and my hair to grow 10 inches imminently
Made my own parking spot today at school bc the snow was blocking the lines #ohwell
Alex only texts me to show me pictures of hot guys
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ yeah !! ☺️
My hall director just asked me when was the last time I had my eyes checked . Apparently I hold my phone too close to my face
When people shush me in class it just makes makes me want to talk louder _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I'm done .
I go out looking so ratchet all the time
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I'm dying I'm sorry for you
Seeing people post pictures with their friends & thinkin to yourself \I've never seen that many losers in one place ""
I swear I have more an more of _TWITTER-ENTITY_ clothes each weekend
\I know I peed on your floor ... I didn't mean to " "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ omg this is hilarious !!
If murder was legal I'd kill you first fucking bitch
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ no shame
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ it's pretty inaccurate too . Like I'm not a hoe ...
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Lol that was so embarrassing
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ wtf has gotten into you
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I just realized we're plastic !
Just saw Jon Cena rap IM DONE
Ur boyfriend snapchats me but he loves being w u so much
I want a krabby Patty
foot long fry
She's so much taller than him hahahah awkward couple status
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ good deal lol I'm going to sleep anyways , not up for a debate
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ high five ?
Ya you are
\She still turns me on ya know " -Grampy about Grammy "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I did horrible at those , but thanks and I'm glad you're playing too ! It's gonna be fun !
What's good with all this #bootyhadmelike crap and why am I in mad pictures for it !?
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ holy shit that background doeSHIT . OMFG .
Can't stop watching are video . Can't stop laughin #OhLawddd
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Ryan isn't even allowed on the stage
My brother kills me .
i love rivalry games so much the fact that he flicked off the stadium
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ thank you beautiful ! Spanish really is the best #SelfiesWithGarbear and we have to hang out soon !!!
I feel like every time I've been in the Super Saver parking lot driving , I've made a scene ..
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ pictures of _TWITTER-ENTITY_ & gt ; & gt ; & gt ; & gt ;
You won't say it to my face though ! #bitch
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ girl I don't even have the energy . I've needed to tinkle since 7:30 . But I just can't bring myself to get up
Lol , Justin's logic cracks me up !
We totally just pigged out after eating Taco Bell
Got my parents addicted to catfish !! Haha
- I always remember the time you fell at my house when we were 6 it's prolly the second best memory I've had with you besides homecoming
I just ran someone over in the hall
I think girls will stop lying about being good drivers when guys stop lying about what 8 inches really is #girlcode
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ sleeps or we just barely communicate at all
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Cheers to my lack of academic education .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ the funny thing is you asked me when I got mine done
listening to _TWITTER-ENTITY_ and _TWITTER-ENTITY_ Rap .... #priceless
I prolly never will talk about my feelings either .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ lol lol . You should have said hey for me . Lmao sorry girl !
Walked on snow for the first time . I thought I was being sucked into a sink hole . ❄️⛄️
My dad is so lucky I hit the brake not the gas pedal or else we would not have a deck
My texts with _TWITTER-ENTITY_ #icant
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ and you have up like 300 away
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you just made my day by reminding me of that
Lady I worked with today kept telling me I was so sweet & amp ; could never be a bitch yeahhhh about that ....
Miley Cyrus is pregnant with juicy js kid
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahaha , oh not in a mean way
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ good tell Jill I said hi ✋ hahahahahahahaha
just met some kid that went to Saint George summer program with me #hoco2013
My baby cousin is so funny
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I wore it there
Guy protesting circumcision at this intersection . He's wearing all white and a painted a little red blotch on his crotch .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I know hahahah I was dying
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I can't deal !!!
The movie I'm watching is so old that it has a commercial about Monsters Inc . coming to theaters next year
Hahahaha the only thing I do on twitter is laugh at people
\I would just like to call him in 15 minutes intervals without him thinking I'm psycho .. Because I'm not " "
Rylee thinks there's a toilet monster and makes me go to the family bathroom with her
If somebody came over my house and looked in my kitchen cabinets people would think my whole family were alcoholics 10 bottles
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ glad I did !!
That guy is desperate
You need to tweet more .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I've had it for 2 months ... Welcome to the club
Me & amp ; Zyaire look stupid
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ .
Tess just sent me a snapchat of her whistling
If you explain me as slowly and calm as travis does we could have a nice conversation ! Lol
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ basically sitting in the bathroom until the bell rings .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I wish I could retweet that !!!!!
2013 really wasn't my year , but hey you win some you lose some
I feel bad for everyone who had to put up with me today
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ it felt weird we usually hate each other
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ caught me
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ really ?! Haha I couldn't anyway
Had such a good night . ❤
I've got a temper . I really don't want to be mad
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ he's poop at wrestling , and thinks he's a tank
When out of no where I crash 3 goals into the back of the net in 5 minutes making my friend rage and turn off the Xbox #fifakiller
Laneys taking selfies with the bottles
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ would you like a good ol pimp daddy backhand ?
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ u in the shower will be ok too lol
Finally home from Nathan's Now I can smash
Woah Marilyn you are not on your rocker are you #TalkingDead
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I lost my ski
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ actually there are pictures and I definitely took a screenshot of what the girls did to the rock .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I wouldn't count on it
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ damn girl do you have enough laces ?
It's unbelievable how many girls took selfies of themselves with the Empire State Building
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ girl all I got to offer is the V
I'm a typical white girl ... Leggings sweater and boots erryydayyy
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ glad it made ya laugh !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ seriously though #chill #sodumb
Until last year I thought this man on American idol was Michael Jackson brother ....
Not even gonna lie , I just hardcore stalked _TWITTER-ENTITY_ twitter .
Just witnessed a girl run into a tree
My dads reaction to every good move the Spurs make kills me
no he didnt
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I just laughed so hard !!
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ omg dreamin big !
Thought I was about to get shot , tweeker lookin dude walks up , opens the door and asks for a cigarette lmfao
Do you ever have a stand up comedy show in your head starring you ? Yeah , you do
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ never fail to make me laugh chels
Leaving the beach ! But we had a blast !!!
#ThingsTeachersDo Complain of how much they hate their job .
This is the most eventful week I think I have ever had in my life
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ is way too honest
All the Miami heat fans faces at the game #priceless
What a trashy hoe have fun !
I don't watch baseball much but Hamilton is gonna get that A-rod love today by ranger fans
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ yee okay ! I really can , I have my thirds pierced too I just need a hollow needle and I can do it !
Dana and Haley rn
Orange peel talking about the guy that likes her .
Just found a joint wrap in my math book
Mom storms off and pouts when I don't let her lay in my bed . #LikeMotherLikeDaughter
I'm still laughing at me and Mikey running barefoot trying to catch up to Adams car
KELCIE UNPROTECTED HER ACCOUNT !!!
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ do you like my fake smile
These lights are bright than our future ! #SantaLand _TWITTER-ENTITY_
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I'm kind of obsessed with your constant live tweet updates
I'm seriously about to call my cousin OUT .
\You need to just take out your hearing aid and smile . Maybe wave every once in a while " "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ no the one she gave me before we left the house when she told me to pretend i was 18 and get her money
Just finished hangover 3 so funny
48hrs till I'm bout to be locked up
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Haha idk you would think that someone who is into photography would change their picture often
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahaha welllll .... idk
Those parents for the other team
I'm seriously dying right now
My mom just called leggings stretchy pants
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ hmmmm pretty much
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ what'cha meant to say is thank you . and your welcome .
IT MADE ME SMILE HEARING YOU STILL HAVE A SHITTY LIFE .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ I understand
So if I married _TWITTER-ENTITY_ and he took my last name , his name would be Wesley Wesley . Am I clever or what ?
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ yesss I've decided I honestly don't care that much because it's a #noboyfriendzone
So this guy walks into a bar ... Ouch
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ haha I'm dying no I got it handled #nocompetition
You're a crazy bitch
I've met the other three exchanged students but not _TWITTER-ENTITY_ ... This is not okay !
I take that last tweet back
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ flyer than a fly flyin a kite ? sorry I had a moment .
My hair after it gets out of a braid ...
My eggs were scrambled but they weren't that fluffy _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_
I think I'm gonna wear them to my grandmas Easter tomorrow just to piss her off . #rasictProbz
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you crack me up oh my lord
So much for that ✋
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ lmao jokess
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I don't know but that's word on the street
The conversation I'm having right now
The fact Colin woke up covered in sprinkles
Yall act like you're gonna say something to my face but continue talking behind my back I thought you were a badass ? Hahahaha
He put y'all under the performance category
Today was so awkward
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahaa that is too great
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you're tweets are the only thing getting me through this last half hour I'm dying
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ uh i believe so , everyone in our group will be . #sasssssssy
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I don't understand why people continue to mess with u or people around u
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahahahaha omg I have the worst luck ever making food
I can count the number of friends I have on my fist
that tweet just made my day
Me and him are too goofy together
I just played catch with Nicole's family while her and nat were in the shower
Nice interception Tom Brady HAHAHA
Madea is too funny
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ just remember were single too
Brianna and I just get each other
It's so funny having my mom tell me how I was acting after getting my wisdom teeth out earlier .
I'm so impatient . ✌ #sorrynotsorry
I love Paige
I went to pay the pizza guy & amp ; the kid I'm baby sitting asked if I was making out with him !! what is wrong with these kids
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ words I thought I would never hearfixed thanks _TWITTER-ENTITY_
I really need to put a filter on my mouth _TWITTER-ENTITY_
just remembered how ghetto _TWITTER-ENTITY_ and I got when Luda came on in the bar this weekend . #lol
Peters probably having fun rn
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I know that . Lol I couldn't tell you what you said
\Here , take my number so that if any boy tries to get with you , I'll take care of it . Cause we know you ain't gon call your mama . " "
Lol I remember when we'd sit in a hippy circle while Jason sang and played guitar and Trevor brough the nose flute from that to the VOICE !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ and I really just found a song called atchet " and all they say is " I do it for the ratchets " I love it "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ will do .......
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ oh gosh duh , why didn't I think of that in the first place ?
Talks we have about ppl at lunch > & gt ; & gt ;
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ that is NOT me
Wait I have to wake up early tomorrow
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I'm just fat so I'm hungry
They don't know is my love life in a song Rico Love
sometimes it sucks having an older brother in high school too
I'm soooo confused right now
Watching a movie in class and they're talking about dumping _TWITTER-ENTITY_
I'm a TCU fan
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ we'll see , Kris !
I love how my brother checks on me when I'm at home . He told me to annoy my mom so I feel better for Christmas
Popcorn challenge !
I wake up and boom I'm in #DoubleD's
This woman brought socks in her purse because she thought it might be cold
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ HAHAHAHA Wait , is that a good thing ?
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I look like that everyday
9 . I'm glad you tell me all the stuff nick talks about inside scoop . Lol . You're such a great cheerleader and an amazing base I wuv yew .
Someone please love this girl
I'm sure that's what you said to your last girlfriend good luck !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I know I know but it went from funny to \everyone should be like Dave Wallace " "
Raise your hand if you haven't even opened the book for SUPA over break
well that's embarrassing
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahhahaha good glad I could help
Bait Car got me over here cryin
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ god I miss you
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ this was from November and you just retweeted it
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ let's walk the yellow brick road
\I would come to your door but your mom is scared of black people " -Jaavon "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ LMFAO my life is made
I can't wait to see Bad Grandpa and Anchorman 2
OMMMMMG SOOOOOOO EXCITED TO SEEEEE SOME OF MY SISTERS
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ someone from Harry potter I guess
Man at Taco Bell \have a good night with your taco " WUTTTT ?! "
Mom : Brooke your in highschool and they will cut you #ohmother
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ your in it a lot
Even when they loose they find things to brag about
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ HAHAHA YOU'RE SO DUMB
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ oh ... well I still don't believe you ... haha just kidding okay sorry
We're racing spencer on his scooter
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ some annoying ass people
I CAN'T KEEP UP WITH THIS TWITTER WAR . I KEEP GETTING BEHIND CHECKING EVERYONE'S PAGE
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you stupid mofucka
You did not just send me that ..
The conversations we had during that landing
My grandma is going to freak out when she comes home .
I wish someone could have recorded out drunk asses out here dancing lmao . Priceless .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I need more than luck I need a damn cheat sheet
Brian and I have 2 completely different conversations going one on snapchat and the other one texting _TWITTER-ENTITY_
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I mean I was just about to do the dishes sexist even against myself
This weekend is going to be interesting
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you really had me thinking it was Tuesday for a second
I get in trouble for the dumbest stuff #wtf #ThisIsRidiculous
The fact that Kajali almost completely wacked Mr. Strege with a golf ball > & gt ; & gt ; & gt ; & gt ; & gt ; & gt ; & gt ; & gt ; & gt ; & gt ;
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ I take the best pictures huh ?
Aw aw aw Bosh
I have a in my AVI
\They say money doesn't buy happiness but I would much rather cry in a nice house or car than a shack or POS car " "
Magic mike tonight ohhh lawddddy
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ ehh I'll face the consequence
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ that's bc we didn't go to mad river mountain with those guys
I love my hairdressers lolol . They are super funny ! ❤️
I already fell HAHAHAHAH
He remind me of me shooting !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ and the funny thing is we don't even care
Griffin is complaining about being hungry so I keep giving him the pretzels out of my chex mix so I don't have to eat them
And we nailed it
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Did you hear my name being called down ?
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ we have a good thing goin on
\If I shenan once , I'll shenanigan " _TWITTER-ENTITY_ making my life lol . "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ shut up look at the picture you tweeted of me
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ youre both gay , and losers . Faggggots
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ only a few
\ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ : Sasha's snap > & gt ; & gt ; " i thought you would enjoy it ! "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ build the first tiny sky scraper . Call it Stump Tower
Everyone's going to wake up to Kenna , Megan , and Annabelle on their timelines .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ classic Trevor look
Who's goin out tonight ?? ✈
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ loves when i blow his twitter up at random hours of the night
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ come hang out with us soon ☺
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ preachwe all are gonna be poor college kids the last thing we need is to play for online gaming
my mom wants to play pong
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I see you oh wait your not aloud to have electronic devices
We have to much fun . _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_
Holy shit that was so funny
\Why is it so hard to ask for someone to love me " maybe cause you shouldn't have to ask you cray bitch #TeenMomProbs "
my little brother just yelled nigga in the car
The first thing Carly says is \don't fuck ""
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ lol THE WORST
Yes I did just get tons of new clothes for Christmas and yes I am wearing the same thing I wore yesterday ! #icanthelpitimlazy #ohwell
Girls are truly something else ....
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ holy shit you jump so high #youreabird
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ he's an idiot
You got a promise ring not an engagement ring , calm down
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Oh girl , you're cracking me up . Haha .
85% of my regrets involve weed and/or alcohol
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I don't know
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ after the travel ?!
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you're a freak who can't spell nap .
Can we just take a minute and look around right now
“ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ : sometimes i think about marrying my best friend because she treats me better than any guy ever could” _TWITTER-ENTITY_
Tell me why someone else was gonna have a tournament and cancelled and spread my address
I'm just so excited to see anthony in his ghost sheet tomorrow
Every time me and _TWITTER-ENTITY_ go in Rue 21 , something embarrassing happens to her .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ omg that's before Amanda Bynes got so cracked out
I'm so bored right now I wish I didn't have an 11:00 curfew for my license so I can do stuff late
Jordan , that is never ok .
girl code right now
I love how Sarah still SNAPCHATS me in the dark _TWITTER-ENTITY_
Mayhem man kills me #
Grind on me just came on my iPod , color me basic guys OMG ew lmao
Oomf tweets have me dead
Taylor why does it matter .
\Man Dakota almost made it a whole week without being absent . " - Mr. Goodwin _TWITTER-ENTITY_ "
The fact that _TWITTER-ENTITY_ name is 3 hunna
Was jk but okay
Afternoon delight in anchorman
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ and Sky's . My car looked like it was an accordion
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ okaay !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahahah I wouldn't be surprised , the woman is about to blow
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ lol this is literally the worse group of people in a class ever
That convo seriously made my day tho
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ reaction when I tell her I am inviting myself over to her house with Harry Potter and milkshakes & gt ; & gt ; & gt ; & gt ; & gt ; #WisdomTeeth ❤
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ omg what is that
But is it sad I'm still exhausted
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ lol you don't look very happy .
I'm tall enough to be a VS model , so why haven't they contacted me yet ?
i always think people's tweets are about me and half the time they are and half the time they're not idk
My whole TL is just people complaining about insta
Chris is making my day
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Lol moms over here like ... I want to babysit her ... #OhGawd
Whitney & gt ; & gt ; & gt ; & gt ; _TWITTER-ENTITY_
I had so much fun today trying on boots
Listening to my parents try to figure out what yolo stands for is the highlight of my week and its only Monday
Just sent _TWITTER-ENTITY_ the CUTEST snapchat of my baby with the hiccups
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ NOT ABOUT YOU
LOL _TWITTER-ENTITY_ sayin the dumbest shit right now
\Saw you checking me out at the YMCA ... That's such a Marysville saying " _TWITTER-ENTITY_ "
Lmfao ! The shuttle left this dude and he literally chased it down beating the side of it .
Haha everytime I get cross-faded I get wild
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ jess is getting mad
I saw Lindsey at Lees tryna wash the windows . She couldn't teach the top & amp ; she was jumping
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ Yes We just can't stay away I guess hahahaha .
I literally will download a whole song if I like the rift
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I wanna move and come back near you guys but I'll get detention
Rachel my tweets aren't about you .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ I about died laughing and had to put it up here ...
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ this is true
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you've been waiting to use that
My dad made a twitter and I blocked him so he secretly made another twitter and stalks me HI DAD
The fact that my mom loves the chicken and waffle chips
It really got quiet tho
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I'm crying
My dukes said I look depressed ......
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ first twins game ? ⚾ #newbie
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ just informed me he only knows what day of the week it is based on what they serve in the DC
My mom just said oll up your winders it's rainin " "
My new obsession is the American Pie movies
Just saw a commercial where they said do not attempt unless you're a mermaid
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ love for making it in your twit prof pic .. Somewhat
Gave the 44 year old man Zeeks number and he fucking called him omg
Mr. King always compliment my nails .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ ❤️ my specialty of course .
Just said focanize ... #needmoresleep _TWITTER-ENTITY_
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ what do I look like
I can't stop watching it
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ oh my god . Yes ! Me too . That was definitely not a honey creek practice
So glad I took today off . The mall is always poppin on the first of the month
Every time my phone goes off I just expect it to be _TWITTER-ENTITY_ or _TWITTER-ENTITY_ because that's the only people I talk to .
pipe hitting bitches ...
Why was the tomato blushing ? It saw the salad dressing #LaffyTaffyJokes
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you'd look like a fuck
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I Was Gonna Let Her Think
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ is super confident about how funny she is
#Girlfriend said she's working .. turn and look and her books upside down ...
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ now be nice to Kale
Didnt feel like running today anyways , there gonna be mad at me
Just causally singing along to High School Musical ... Flashback to middle school !! and we still know all the words . _TWITTER-ENTITY_
Literaly just flew about 3 feet out of my seat
we always use to hop the fence to the pool after being drunk
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahah I know
Looking back at my messages last night , oomf said stop tweeting about her but I don't even remember doing that shit
I'm fucking dead ... Forrest just killed me with that tweet
Pahaha all these fuck boys as you would say an I only want you damn .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ yeah until my foot isn't numb anymore , then I'm fucked
Me and my uncle can never go out to dinner because we just make fun of people and practically die from laughing
Duck dynasty has me rollin ' right now .
Concessions are real serious guys all the food and shit
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ I'm done I can't take you seriously
im literally crying from watching vine videos ... so halarious ok
Good job idiot
Big boobs running over here
“ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ : _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ oh god yes .. I saved that blackmail picture ”
\ ... is like having the last jug of water in an African tribe " lmaaaoo "
Lmao you don't care about \me or my girl " yet you still try and cause problems ... Grow up and get on with your life sick of the kid drama "
but my friends will be over turnin up while I sit there and watch . #noshame
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ yes , Jesus take the wheel lmao
I sent _TWITTER-ENTITY_ a video of my acne stuff and what not because apparently dove soap and pore scrub mask look the same .
\ I'm not gay but I like the way it feels " _TWITTER-ENTITY_ "
You're barely 18 . You've been together for less than a year . And you're engaged ? Good luck in life .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ i was jk . There prolly isnt tho . Its suppose to snow tonight
\ I'm gunna have bed sores from sitting and studying too much ! " _TWITTER-ENTITY_ #icant "
I dare yall to go watch Rebecca Black's Friday and Saturday videos back to back
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ walked into my work like a straight up badass last night
im such a loser . i made twitter send me texts when i get a notification on here #noonetextsmeok
Bottle is done and so am I #FuckTheFreeWorld
Lolol well if that wasn't awkward
Manziels punishment is that he has to play Alabama now
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ haha there's nothing more American than discussing muscle cars on twitter
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ I actually just watched it for the third time !
Madison Vs Glenville next week .. Lol
\I'm changin . " Has to be one of the biggest mouthfuls of CRAP I will ever hear ... Especially outta girls . "
So slap happy
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ OH MY GOD
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ no I didn't
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ she's so funny ! They painted her nails too
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ dump truck that's my shit
I love texting _TWITTER-ENTITY_ our conversations are great❤
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ what chair ? I understand food only
Me : The average American breaks five laws a day ! Mom : I'm way above that ! At least she's honest ...
I give up . These questions are ridiculous .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ ten bucks it's Selena Gomez
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ CAN'T WAIT
I think people think I'm overly dramatic when really I just talk REALLY LOUD .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Chinese twitter name confuses the hell out of me
I was never allergic to anything in my life and tn i find out ik allergic to russian vodka
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ your dog is seriously invading your dads space
\Sleeping and cuddling is hard ... I think I pulled something " lmao my friends _TWITTER-ENTITY_ "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I can imagine many of them came from #NWTS
S/O to Mrs Tina for putting my book back together so I could turn it in
I must say the deaths in piranha are friggin hilarious
Haha _TWITTER-ENTITY_ didn't even tell me goodbye this morning because I was too busy sleeping
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I know exactly who this is about
I'm sorry for everyone who has to see me today ..
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ so is this one of those times we need to make a bet about how long this will last ?
Chris just told me he could imagine me bald . _TWITTER-ENTITY_
What just happened in the cafe
If you weren't illiterate , you would see the mistake you just made .
The rumor that went around about Kaitlyn > & gt ; & gt ;
My 6 year old cousin just said boogers taste like cheese ..... Hahaha the things that this kid says is hilarious
I love when people have their read on and you see they read your text but won't reply !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I love you Tyra !
It's the first time I smoked in months .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ no that idiot just deleted the app
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahaha it was hilarioussss
Wow I miss Alex and our horrible humor
Brian's mom called him a fuck nugget I'm done
Dad right now #whaaat _TWITTER-ENTITY_
Say oomf crying today . Oh lord , best thing ever .
Well my night was just made
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I had to drive to work this morning ! Heading right back down after , then back to work sat AM and baaaack down again
I love sub tweeting about u
Only my grandpa would be making more thanksgiving food because we didn't have it here this year and have leftovers
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ bye bitch you wouldn't last 2 days out there ! Lol
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ that made you sound like such a whore Hans
Just reminded my dad I turn 17 this week and now he's crying about how I'm growing up . #softie
I always put Lou Copeland down as a reference when I apply for jobs
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Burning calories is an understatement ! I practically live there now ! But I'm not complaining ! K20FUN , right ?
me and sarah just worked out now this bitch wants me to go swimming .
I'm hungry as fuck
You know you're gay when your grandma texts you saying \I miss hanging out with you " and you haven't talked to your friends in weeks✌ "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ ALREADY HAHAHAHHAHAAH WTF SAVANNA
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I've got some angry apples in here if you want one
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ HAHAHAHAH I'm dying ! I know I saw that god ol mighty that's just gross ....
That moment your ex finds out you're hanging out with someone new & gt ;
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I know , you bro talked none stop about these roshes at work yesterday . Telling me he wanted to get his first pair
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ ✋that is so disgusting
It's just too easy to make Sammi mad .
\You can take the dick off " _TWITTER-ENTITY_ "
My names _TWITTER-ENTITY_ , I love lifetime , long walks on the beach , and showing off my butt in bible . _TWITTER-ENTITY_
Omg every team hates us everywhere we go like we're in a whole other state and they hate us trying to punch us , calling brenna a lesbian
Taylor's such a loser
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ with everyone's first comp being today remember ours last year ....
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ lmao when we walked 8 miles to Lauren's dorm , drunk .
Def meant Sierra . But I the undies fit , wear em .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ those are by far my favorite
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ omg I just saw this I love you sew much
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ wow I feel dumb I didn't know that was you until tonight
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ cause everyone else in this class is lameeee . The guy next to me is laughing too
John wall just made that dude fall
Coach is driving tooo slow
you got it dude
Not when a 12 year old just hit on me ✋ #stop
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ OMG !!!!!! No .
Played the \I'm leaving card " on my mom to get her to bring me another redbull from the fridge "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ NO
Who cares about iOS telling you when someone screenshots a message . It's still gonna be the same software update like before .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ you both look the same now !!
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I have no clue ! He seen me today like ran away
who ever did it standing up ?
12 year olds acting like there in love
If I actually did my homework I would probably be a straight A student
I love how hawt Sean was back in the day
Ran to my dads car in the pouring rain and he drives away .. I didn't think it was possible to feel like you were drowning in rain
Yelled at some random kids for hitting my car earlier
Haha just realizes I'm trying to arrange plays dates for my 15 yr old ! Uh oh ! Bad sign for mom ! Apron strings may need a cutting !
Jk I do the same thing to him with Skyrim ✌️
That awkward moment when you go to run at the track and you're there
I think it funny when girls claim to be lesbian , but then cheat on their girlfriend with a guy
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ so he wants to get to know me the old fashioned way ... So presh
Adventure time with sis ! Aka riding around time
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ two words .. Mr koan
jwkdhakcbjsheywhatsupwkchskwnkdhandjksnxkamnxsiloveyoulabxjamdhyouresexylqjxjwhkaanbabelahxjqlndlovelsgxja I used to do this all the time
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Tyler is the best !
My mom said she's not talking to me anymore because I brought food home for Brian from the bakery and not her fine with me tho
my little sister is turned up listening bottoms up .
thanks _TWITTER-ENTITY_ for pointing out Tyler's guest appearance in my Adub photo . I'm literally laughing so hard
We scare because we care . #monsters #inc
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ lol I knew what you meant you were just fuckin up
Brit and I are playing board games
Mason said my first year is going to be like pitch perfect .
Seeing my mom impersonate me walking in the house last night made me pee my pants
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Lololol that made me laugh so hard
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Haha I'm not in the business of borrowing , more like taking .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ thanks boo , love and miss you too ! and arright aright
\Kylie's like an onion , she has layers " _TWITTER-ENTITY_ "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ said if come across a pack of wolves that he wouldn't get attacked because he iz a good \dog person " lol "
50 is not a problem . “ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ : _TWITTER-ENTITY_ yeah $50 would be better actually”
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ false I come to school looking a mess and still don't look cute
have fun with that then .
My dad right now & gt ; #shwaisty
Oh my god I can't breathe
Haha hearing the typical complaining of Heat fans when they aren't winning . It's everyone else fault . #Pathetic
So many people at Katie's rn lmao
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ * whispers to myself * okay josh this is your chance ! Make it good ! * speaks to you * hi I'm your best friend . Lexie is a nobody now .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ why do you have a christmas tree in your bathroom ?
Good pass cut
Waffles on a stick ?
Like how does that even happen
From what everyone's saying about pembrokes new rules I'm so glad I graduated ✌ #shithole #prison
Braden thinks I'm scared
Texting random people #ok
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ can you do shape ups ?
Please say something .
This is why I love Jeffrey
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I don't know them but I was just kitten around lol I have plans tonight anyway ! thanks tho !
Literally dying richter household got a new toaster and they've been talking about it for the past 10 minutes
I couple 1 cup
teachin my sisters how to shoot bows >
Freaking awesome sauce _TWITTER-ENTITY_
If I sent kyle pictures like he sent me ... Id be single forever
Just caught my sister taking selfies on the computer and she tried to play it off like she couldn't see the screen #goodtry
My grandma yelling at the fridge
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ he also said I was going to be a slut when I get older !! I guess I'll be slutty Grandma ?!?
well that sucks
Is hutch really sitting here , running her hands through my hair and telling me I'm pretty ?? Lol
Never will I ever baby sit at 5 am and then play tennis till 11 with _TWITTER-ENTITY_ again .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahahaha this made my whole day
Girls like guys with bikes ... so what girls like us cause we are black
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I never thought id be so hard to give it a name
The best thing about Mondays is common mans before the game
Dumbest play I've ever seen !!! Go Devils
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ & amp ; I are joining Eharmony because we can't find decent guys .
My conversation with _TWITTER-ENTITY_ and _TWITTER-ENTITY_ tonight was debatably the best .
Wikipedia is blocked ? Really ? How am I supposed to do any of my work
Oh I can't wait until the roast of _TWITTER-ENTITY_ ! Hope they bring up his shit performance in every movie he's been in
Ew I just saw the UGLIEST picture of you and it's changed my views forever .
But all girls out there no adays talk to like 600 boys at a time
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ stump got a rump
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ he's rich and has drugs and alcohol . Most girls love that . So there ya go
LOL I feel like I'm back in high school just had one of ' those ' summer nights ✌
Guys , it's okay . I didn't get asked either
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ look it up idiot
The fact that we missed each other because we didn't hang out yesterday & gt ; #dailyroutine
Don't think you're getting in if you DONT know Cole , Brenton , and I on a personal level !!! If we've never communicated before that means
my mom told me that if I called her again in the middle of the night saying \I love college " that I'm getting my phone taken away .. "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ the day he finally snapped , was the funniest day of my life . hahaha
It's cool , Don't worry about it , No one cares
your gonna look cute in jail doe
Can't deal with math class today ✋
Katie and I just got cutest couple award
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ so you're having fun ? ☀
Some one really wanted mcalisters to have a drive thru
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ lmao I hate my life my locker hates me
TMZ is funny as fuck sometimes
This spray tan is just getting darker and darker and darker ..
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ are you dumb
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ your smiling about that
Got my grandma on speed dial call it instgram
dying at my digital story .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ thank you .
I'm miss ' Talia the bitch . ' _TWITTER-ENTITY_
Ayyye . Almost to 6900 .
\She's kinda pretty so I'm gonna hug her . " best compliment of the night lolol "
I almost died several times today .
You don't have girlfriends , that's why she's not interested . Always on that homewrecker grind
Me ? Dancing while everyone watches ? That's a no no
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ THIS IS SO MUCH FUN
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ ..... Yep
Hahahahahahaha sucks ✌
Everyone has a girl and I still don't
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ oh haha ummmm yeah . Most likely .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ actually loled at this
When someone accidentally sends you a text that was supposed to go to someone else & gt ; & gt ; & gt ; & gt ;
Bad grandpa was hilarious
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ ya me either so I guess we can make a scavenger hunt to find the cafeteria
I love hearing the fireworks from my couch . Who wants to move anyways
He liked my Facebook status , its probably cause he wants the P .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ eh idk , if I still feel like I do then probably not . Doc gave me medicine so maybe but most likely Friday ! Being sick sucks
oh Roxie .
Omg I just can't right now
NUNIA WM COULD STAND FOR ANYONE IN THE GAH DAMN WORLD AND YOU FIGURED IT WAS FOR HIM ??!?! .... well you're right
She got me up all night constant drinking and love songs . #JustBeautifulMusic
I have on 6 inch heels . Well , pray for me today .
When your coworker texts you saying \hope you're enjoying your day off " because he's jealous ... #winning #offtilmonday "
The convos _TWITTER-ENTITY_ and I have , I swear ! I seriously don't think anyone would think they are as funny
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ of his own bed ?!
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ that looks like you ...
Acting like he's working out
Britlea needs to go to bed
I hate it when people spell bord . \Board " "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ woah , I'm sorry Pete , try not to trip any little kids todayyyy
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ our convos right now #canteven
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you confused me
What happened last night ...
Me & amp ; _TWITTER-ENTITY_ are seriously dying at _TWITTER-ENTITY_ vines !
I love _TWITTER-ENTITY_ she makes me happy especially when she's happy
Pease ASIC !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahaha Jesus god can't wait to hear this
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ And it's not they can understand you . You know in their heads they are laughing at us .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I actually never went to bed but I guess that still counts ?
I love jimmy more than anyone though
Sometimes I seriously think my life is a joke like what is this shit
Cotton candy without the candy _TWITTER-ENTITY_
I just love snuggling with my big stuffed bear hahaha
The video in my last tweet is the one with the hair tutorial gone wrong
One of my classes was already cancelled for Wednesday #lol
Aw hell my dad is bout to turn up on everyone on the road
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ why are you up ?! Thanks for your beautiful picture made my morning
To go tanning again tomorrow or skip .. HAH ! We all know that answer !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ thinks I should give up on singing
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ HAHA oh my gosh . I will never forget that night !! It was so fun
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I'm feeling the love miss you too woman ! But you guys are gonna have to come her bc I'm not going home ever
The shit _TWITTER-ENTITY_ tells me
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ it's HILARIOUS
I feel odd listening to Bugatti while driving a Nissan .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ You haven't beaten it yet ?
\That's probs def totes the best decish if you ask my opin . Yolo . The struggle . I'm literally dying " #SororityGirlsBeLike "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I don't know if I can do that it's so funny
The voicemail _TWITTER-ENTITY_ left me last night ... #rudeass
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I'm a dumbass I completely miss read that haha .
Family guy in Spanish because basic
Saw _TWITTER-ENTITY_ last night at msu , scared me half to death by saying my name
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ haha agreed ... Trevor sent me a snap chat of them laying on the floor lmao
This giant yellow truck had a in memory sticker of a yorkie pup ... I expected to see a badass lady .. It was a duck dynasty lookalike .
we get it , you can do a front flip congrats
Grace Anne just said let's talk pants
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ we would all be swearing and getting yelled at .
Cooking my mother dinner tonight because she deserves it ... And because she's picking up some beer on the way home for her fave daughter .
Baylor is smashing the longhorns . .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ don't worry I fixed it
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ that's what made it so funny !!!
Bird looking asssssss
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I love you
wait tbt to 7th grade when I was an actual anorexic
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ it's the melatonin . #butwhereisthemaxstrength
“ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ : I can't deal with Jenna when I just woke up ✋” I dream about the things you do literally what you DO
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ lol fuck yeah he is #mynigga
THESE KIDS TALKING ABOUT SIMON ARE HILARIOUS _TWITTER-ENTITY_
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ and I had a drunk conversation last night and then made turkey sandwiches .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ is the funniest an most fun person ever to drink with . Love you ! ☺
My mom just said I need to write o shots " on my forehead tonight . "
Watching parental control reminds me of my parents .
My moms going skating Sunday .. Who wants to go watch her on skates ? #leggo
my best friend is way hotter than her . What you thinkin honey ? What you thinkin ?
Jesus does miracles ..
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ yeah , I think all of colonial square could hear it
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ ahaha I'll take the bike trail to Cranston
Elijah doesn't ever stop rapping .
the selfies _TWITTER-ENTITY_ , _TWITTER-ENTITY_ & amp ; i are sending back to each other are fuckin mint
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ that's me
Was that about me ? Or another Jessica ? Ill pretend it was about me
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahah I know , I wonder why they're in such a hurry
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ LOL perfect
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ omg you were right !!!!
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ creepy crazy Clara !! The morning walkers ... Harry potter look alike so sentimental , love it !
Aaron Rodgers mustache tho
Wow people complain way too much haha really is your Monday THAT hard ?
I honestly love my brother
I know after you masterbat it relives stress and puts you right to sleep
I should be reading animal farm but fuck it I'm not reading that entire book
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ ahahahaahahah .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ Bella's the cutest
Pretty goooood nighhtt
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ OMG HAHAHAHAH
This isn't even real life rn _TWITTER-ENTITY_
#InMiddleSchool I cried when we watched a 9/11 video , I felt like sucha fuckin homo lmao
Completely forgot Marge despises the word cute
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ so now that I'm graduated ... can I call you Chris when I see you at the football game ??
Now Notre Dame just needs to beat Stanford ......
Me and _TWITTER-ENTITY_ always have the best conversations
You can't even say I'm a bad friend now
Killed it in pig ... But not really
Did she just racially profile me i love it
Derek's substituting philosophy at South tomorrow
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ mmaaaayyybbbeee ..
My eyebrows actually match my hair now
Lololol you just crack me up
I . Love . Coffee . _TWITTER-ENTITY_ I may end up extra happy tonight like you were last night
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ He'll just try and be like Jordan .. He'll go right back to basketball If he tried to go to baseball I'd laugh so hard haha
Can't wait for this wobble off with mini Little ... You have NO IDEA what's coming your way . _TWITTER-ENTITY_
Nah I'm not gay there's just a room full of girls so #dontmindifido
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ #hahahahaha all I can do is laugh !!!
kay just retweeted a picture from april
this is funny . A car is my last worry , pretty sure my daddy will get me one if it came down to it .
Laughing so hard at the mashpee cheerleaders routine from last year
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I literally can't stop laughing
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you're killing me tonight with your tweets !!!! Haha I'm in tears
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ SHUT UP ! Get in the Christmas spirit lol sing jingle bells or something
My sisters moving homeeeeee
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ maybe you ought to . 2-7 last year coach ? Keep building character coach !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ your going to .... While your in the shower watch
the low is 59 wut
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ good I actually thought I was crazy but oh well
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ that's the only thing on the paper
Too lazy to untie my boots . So iv been sitting here half dressed for the last 3 hours
That awkward moment when you have a full conversation with someone in Philly who knows you from college but you have nfc who he is
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ that's was so funny haha
the fact that me & amp ; my sisters practice how we are gonna ask our parents if we can go somewhere or if we want something .
One day mine and _TWITTER-ENTITY_ plans will work out .. one day
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ same , I forgot we were in 5th grade
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ they don't have an once of sense !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ that's way too much ...
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ you're crazy
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ snapchats & gt ; & gt ; & gt ;
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ I'm a passenger on the struggle bus clearly
You can't be serious
\You gotta hear this new song called Cashin Out ! " _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ wellll do you want me to say sorry for screenshotting a picture of your cats and showing my friend ? ✌
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ too perfect
I can't even call myself pretty without laughing
My mom just said where's are girl _TWITTER-ENTITY_ at ? Lmao #loveyou
the things I hear
Harold and Kuumar don't ever get old
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I CHOOSE YOU !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ not you
I think _TWITTER-ENTITY_ is one of the funniest accounts ever So random and dumb .
have fun taking hc pics in the rain
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ good one
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ loll hottt as always
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ lmfaoooo that is something we should never speak of
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ we never dated but it would have been pointless if we did
being instafamous really backfires in Chattanooga
\I'm gonna killll you .... with my finger ! " _TWITTER-ENTITY_ "
Just scared _TWITTER-ENTITY_ so bad
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I will when I get out of the shower
My mom gave me gum and lifesaver gummies for Valentine's Day #gottaloveher
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ I wasn't either , do don't feel bad . Whores .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahah shiiiiit
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Hahaha . That's great ! Him and his friends do that all the time so I'm not surprised .
Sorry for all these tweets everyone .. I'm a very compassionate person
Calista needs to stop
Paternity test Tuesday on 95.7 has me dying right now #theirony
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I'm still in love with your new name
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you've been tweeting about girls like so much
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ who's that
S/O too _TWITTER-ENTITY_ for getting that piece of shit unlocked yesterday ! #thestugglewasreal #thankssooomuch !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ haha ' bout time u caught him in the act ! leave it to _TWITTER-ENTITY_
OMG Simon .
Keep on tweeting . I'm liking that you are thinking about me and care about me that much . ❤ #subtweet
My dad wanted to know if him or my mom twerks better ... What has this world come to ?!
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ way to stalk me
I go to tweet about my mom being a great role model and I see _TWITTER-ENTITY_ ' a tweet about his momma #GoshDangit
Your mad again you really need to know all I hangout with is guys stop getting mad
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ the one standing looks like Justin Bieber
WOOHOO WOOHOO STEELERS R GONE YA BABY
I love you so your way of saying I need company is go die miserably and join me ? _TWITTER-ENTITY_
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hmm .. Well were at valley today
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ whatever-proof ?!
People would run if they saw mine & amp ; _TWITTER-ENTITY_ snap chats
\If I didn't have music I would be back into doing drugs and live in a cave . " Wise words from Brandon middlebrooks everyone "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ one of you text me 631-402-2985 it's about what you guys said before
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahah i knew it had to be you
KENZIE TAKES A TUMBLE
5 dolla sucky sucky
When me and _TWITTER-ENTITY_ freak out over pll
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ yess !!
Weencabob has sent you a dm
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ yes . Pick me up at 132pm
S/o to whoever whistled the Mockingjay tune at chapter #KDspirit
Connor right now & gt ; & gt ; & gt ;
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I'm seriously deathly scared of storms and its raining mad hard , no reason what so ever
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ gets me every time
Have fun at school tomorrow people
The regular show is hilarious tbh
The Internet gives a lot of people some big balls . Too bad in person their the size of raisins .
Today should be interestinggggg
This FaceTime convo me and _TWITTER-ENTITY_ having & gt ; & gt ; & gt ;
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Fine then
I typed in define on google , the first thing that came up was ratchet
Jon vacuuming his truck
I may be ugly , but they sure love to stare
Shae comes in my room to insult me then leaves
While _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ and _TWITTER-ENTITY_ are in class I'll be napping enjoy class your class girls
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ but you're still a faggot
Stop texting me #what #scared ?
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ yes finally . I had to ask someone
So I wear them quite often .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ now you have to drive around the block 5 times so you can scream it at me out your window .
The snapchat videos I just got from _TWITTER-ENTITY_ singing and dancing to That's My Kinda Night just made my life so much better
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ if only you were that aggressive telling Kyle Scheids to eat quieter
I remember I used to think butter was a creep
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ not such a bby anymore my mom is freaking out .. It's all his friends from beaches chapel !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I picked up on your subtle hints hahaha #yourewelcome
Zach kills me
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ what ?
The separation anxiety from _TWITTER-ENTITY_ is so real
Doing these scenes as three year olds I can't even .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ lmao I know we left our tracks
\My uterus is sad " "
\Little animals coming out of other little Animals . What was god thinking ? " "
Out to eat with Dalton and Cam is so embarrassing
Now accepting valentine applications , don't all line up at once
i got embarrassing pictures of allmy friends in my phone
Getting ready while watching the titanic always make me feel so classy
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ what is that ?
My eye is getting worse and worse
IS THIS SOME SICK JOKE ? _TWITTER-ENTITY_
Old lady at SAMs club working samples saw me holding roses and said \Take some of this bread home with those roses and you'll get it in " "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I love the shark one !!
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ \Quite girl " #goodone "
I don't even know what time we're suppose to be at school lol oops
I love it
I've been paid to not go to work and drink all weekBuffalo Wild Wings you are my favorite employer #stayclosed #forever
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ that's horrible just come to mine whenever you want some because I order it everyday
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I know , I'm wearing white pants and a button up polo and nah they knew better !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ why couldn't you be homo with me at the market . Explains why we couldn't work with each other
I want to see bad grandpa so bad
\I read somewhere that their periods attract bears . the bears can smell the menstruation . " #theAnchorman #RonBurgundy "
last retweet I'm weak
No Strings Attached & gt ; & gt ;
#tmlt Jillie is hands down gonna be the best aunt ever
How much you care what my brother does is honestly pathetic
My dad found 410$ of shoprite gift cards on the ground and he kept them
Mad philosophical “ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ : What if we're living in heaven right now and it's not so good after all ? ”
The fact that _TWITTER-ENTITY_ and I are already talking about PCB14 #weready #notreally ☺
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ lol you know you're ghetto when your dad drives a motorcycle that costs more then her house
Lmao my dude _TWITTER-ENTITY_ rocked back in his chair and when he had nothing to grab onto haha his face was like
I completely forgot about u
Duck Dynasty marathon , thank you God . #TeamSi
To prove to the squirrel it was possible .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ well what can I say ...
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ plenty of times
Kinda glad that I was in NY while there was school pictures .. It seems like everyone hates theirs !
Haha yes I can see you liking all those pictures of Kate Upton
#TagSomeoneYouNeverWantToLose _TWITTER-ENTITY_ ( I tagged the right person )
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ haha yesss trust me im good at talking ahah yay people
idk why you're still texting me like you're some kinda bad bitch
Just laughed for like 10minutes straight
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ shush love you brat
ookay . or put ur headphones in and mute me out ✋
why was the Dad in American Dad twerking
“ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ : I'm sorry I called you a gap toothed bitch . It's not your fault you're so gap toothed . ”
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I'm dying !!
Currently dieing of laughter from that tweet
\Don't you get terrorist-y with me " "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ obviously or I wouldn't be tweeting you
Best Ginger is an award this year !!!
Nick is mean to everyone Alaina . I wouldn't take it personally .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ mike .. You don't understand about how much I don't care . Even you know I don't care a
It's crazy how thirsty you've gotten
snapchatting in front of other people is so awkward
Me and Megan's Conversation right now tho
Im going to need a texting buddy tomorrow just in case anyone wantd to know
I'm such a child
I love all the questions I get on ask
Jared thinks I took a cat with me in my car , when I actually meant I took a picture of it from my car _TWITTER-ENTITY_
The ear sex episode of Family Guy & gt ; & gt ; & gt ;
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I sent my mom that joke from last night and she was like \omg " and then she stopped texting me . Lmao "
Well at least an Oklahoma team won ...
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ has me in this group message & amp ; I don't know any of these people . Butttt , Merry Christmas Ally
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ relax on insta
Of course the italian cd is playing throughout my whole house because its #sunday .. _TWITTER-ENTITY_ & amp ; _TWITTER-ENTITY_ would appreciate this
Your life is about to be hell
I hate having a widows peak . I'm 20 years old and it looks like I'm going bald
My 4 year old cousin just asked me what twerking was
I'm good w/ my bottle of captin for like a month
\AH WHAT LANE AM I IN ? " _TWITTER-ENTITY_ "
Shew me and my puns
This dude is fucking stoned
When _TWITTER-ENTITY_ thought I called _TWITTER-ENTITY_ Cherry last night & gt ; & gt ;
Omg so awkward .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ but can you make it tn ???
Hahaha that's right delete the tweet
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Lenny got out of the fence while I was talking to mom today but I'll probably come over !
My brother runs to his phone when it rings like I run when a dog chases me
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ can't they say like nice girl or something
My sister just sprayed perfume in her mouth cause she thought it would smell better
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ i woke up like 10 minutes before i had to be at work
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I corrected it it was a mistake
The snap chat _TWITTER-ENTITY_ just sent me & gt ; & gt ; & gt ;
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ yes way .
Mrs Pam is yelling at Ollie the dog and the mitts the car for fighting
I literally hate everyone
Hannah and I literally think the same way #dunkin _TWITTER-ENTITY_
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ oh god haha what's she doing ?! Heathers fucking crazy when she's drunk she's a whole other person
I think she crashed the pills hit her to hard hahah #subtweet
I drive more with my knees than my hands
\Thank you , gavels , for being hammers that went to law school . " _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ how the hellll
Blair fell on me and didn't realize I was under her so she kept rolling on top of me
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ dude omg stop I'm gonna pee
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ \have you ever looked in a mirror while you laugh ? " "
You can pump the rivalry up all you want but we all know who really is going to win !
When _TWITTER-ENTITY_ tweets I always say it in her voice and it never fails to crack me up #girlboo
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ HAHAHAHA oh please !! definitely not true .
Madison and Brianne are obviously subtweeting each other and I'm literally laughing my ass off
Wild Friday night with Alesya
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ cracks my shit up !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ just you me and Andrew . He had salads closed at 8:45
Christen is tweetin about the government and what not and I don't think she knows what she's talking about
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ is to much for me to handle tonight
My mom is looking at me like I belong in a mental home .
Lexy licks my feet too much
Some old guy just came into my store & amp ; told me he liked how I had myself put together ? Wtf does that mean haha !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ NECK you were the one in the cowboy boots & amp ; the dress
literally so much invested into the relationships of fictional characters
Cole is so inappropriate to me . He got caught by the teacher today .
“ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ : Some girls are to cute . You know who you are ...! Thank god I live in this world . #BabyGirl ”
That was so awkward for me
Omg Aly just made me laugh so hard that I had to pull over I was legit crying and couldn't see
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ ugh I'm gonna be drunk for a week straight this isn't good
It's funny that you lie about your pregnancy
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ Hahahahaha Carmen , I just recently found you on here and I must admit , you have me cracking up !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ then why the hell aren't you sleeping ?!?
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I was just watching your YouTube videos and the one when you called fans and that last girl you called omg I died ily
I called T100 today and requested the song \We are never getting back together " "
“ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ : If it takes 5 minutes to introduce everyone on the conference call , there are TOO MANY PEOPLE ON THE CALL . ”
The fact me and Justin watched Who Framed Roger Rabbit so intently two times in the past two days is priceless
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I will did you charge my case ?
That should earn him negative 10 in fantasy
Someone job hunt with me soon ! I need a new job !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ merry Christmas ..?
The things I come up with
I wanna say something so bad
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ did you play them yet ?
All this twitter drama and I'm sitting on my bedroom floor listening to the frozen soundtrack #nolife
that was probably the most confusing check
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you don't even look 21
The story they just told me
I feel like a puppy with separation anxiety right now #seriouslythough #missmygirlsalready _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahahahaha that guy was up in the clouds ☁️☁️☁️
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ lmao yes don't act like you didn't think it was funny because you were laughing
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ the little blonde girl
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ and 3 whole cents off a gallon ! Win win situation ! Happy Tuesday
S/O to _TWITTER-ENTITY_ & amp ; _TWITTER-ENTITY_ for leaving a hat and coat in my car . At least I had something warm to wear during work ...
lol _TWITTER-ENTITY_ the \kid in the white hoodie " _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ oh I always thought it was made up place ... like Narnia nshxt
OH MY GOD SOME ONE ELSE IS AWAKE . Andruw go to bed
h , Bessie . thank the gods for Bessie and her tits " #gameofthrones "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ ahahah it was waiting for you to say this
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ she just said sorry If I'm annoying you
It was one guy , how is that bragging . Lmao okay
Slept through my alarm clock to do moms stocking last night . Good thing I wake up early .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ that's happened all of one time . We were in the State Finals . Sorry you can't hang .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ remember , at that football game ? I was selling candy ? And I told you , you were really pretty ? And you finally bought a twix
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you dummy , you usually get let out around 11 , if your class is good , and there's no lunch break , you go home and eat
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ OMG !!!!! I remember that we did not fit in at All . Oh godddd ...
this movie literally just made my night a little bit better .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ lmfao !!! I always sit like a goon
The whole school know now
So funny when people are like huge banger tonight and it ends up sucking ass
Lol at this convo I'm having
Hahah that's great . _TWITTER-ENTITY_
I like how we can go from a straight argument to laughing about it #mybestfriend ✊
Me and Kaylie cried to ' my wish ' everyday multiple times a day after our break ups . LOLOLOL
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ it's so stupid it's distracting
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ straight up those people make it embarrassing to even go there
Picking my mom up from surgery and she's loopy as a muff
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ is in her prime rn #whitegirlwasted
HAHAHAH , oh stop It .
These people who stalk celebrities lives like what the heck I guess you don't have your own life
what is my life
So scared to check my bank account after my little drunken adventure in NYC
I suck at NBA 2k14
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Happy for you two☺☺
I don't smoke crack , MUTHAFCKKA I SELL IT !
Lol says the one who checks my twitter page every day . Your ignorants kills me
\Vegans don't wear leather or anything " wise words of _TWITTER-ENTITY_ "
My dad gets so pissed when he sees me drinking coffee or energy drinks ... Said its the gateway drug to doing crack
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ excuse me while I die because that was so racist and why didnt I think of it first .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I figured you would be excited to hear that
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ HAHA good one
Forever a douche I'm done
I just don't get it .. _TWITTER-ENTITY_
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ is ruthless tonight . #HARD
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ dude stop
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ we'll see . Thank you !
Call me a red nose .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ got ya
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ yarbourgh when it rains is the road of no return you go down and you aren't coming back unless you got
Lol , Taylor you're a fucking cow , stop trying to insult me
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ lol do it
Me and _TWITTER-ENTITY_ love Ralph .
Haven't laughed this much with my family in a long time highly recommend the game Heads Up ! so many laughs
Haha you're making yourself sound like an idiot
I love how ppl call Ashlee and I ... Ashley squared . I die a little each time
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ tell that to her tomorrow ! See what she does to you!Don't come crying to me !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you dumb as shit
Of course my family brings their own keg to this cookout
First time I've missed Del city day in a while ! But I had enough shenanigans last year for ten years !
I need to learn to read what I type before I tweet
My entire family is in a hall with an open bar and a dj .. this is going too be a shit show
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ that's dumb because there absolutely terrible
I hope Hayesville and Swain get into another fight during the football game tonight #toofunny
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ lolol mini can
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ used to set alarms so he could wake up at night to harvest his FarmVille crops yet he hasn't woken up for ecology in a month
As soon as snow hits the ground Tahlequah as a whole just shuts down
None of these ratchets will leave Ryan alone
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ singing on FaceTime
Fat Amys hair is so volumized , but then again .. So I her body . -Cassi _TWITTER-ENTITY_
My professor is picking on all the hungover people in class #loveit #Halloween
All those tweets that _TWITTER-ENTITY_ just retweeted if that's real that is the funniest thing ever
Parents want me home at 12 prom night
Lmao my cousin is am at me because I'm not goin to the semi formal and he doesn't even live here
A customer asked what's airplane mode ? His mom responds \it's when you're high ! " ... died laughing #momoftheyear ☁️ "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ yeah the dog would walk you
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ at that rate you can go to bed at 230
Brandon Kirby telling me I'm a princess and I deserve the best guy in the world ...
Savannah is my new best friend I guess
Remember when our AFR professor told us this morning to stop coming to class for the semester bc there's no point
Rumors rumors rumors
Like no ....
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ what she say I didn't hear I'm so confused
If someone tried that on me i would die laughing
I'm an asshole
Front facing flash on snapchat lets me be a lot lazier
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ isn't that the truth ! Every tournament it was something new my knee got ripped open , my ankle , my wrist got stepped on
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ no haha I just think its funny
I feel like a giant noodle
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Don't make me reminisce about the other night . So haunting !!!
Lol \couch potato " is a term in my textbook . What ? "
Apparently I'm not allowed to sleepover my boyfriends house anymore ✌
Alyssa's mom is perfect I love her
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ i need to come to your house and get my flip flops ... I'm missing them like crazy .
Wait weren't you just in love with a different guy like 2 days ago ? ✋
Oomf changes their number weekly
Dude straight flexin in the back
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ lolol reminds me of the subway
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I just want to do country things with my friends
\I thought you said you were bleeding ! MAKE YA BLEED MORE BITCH " Ness stopp ! "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ maybe one day , just maybe .
\I can't deal with this my eyes are bleeding rainbows " #stop "
My stomach is making dying whale noises bc I haven't eaten since 4am this morning
I heard someone calling my name and I looked up and lyndale was standing in the door giving me the finger
Marek gocal don't sit next me on the bus & amp ; that's obvious
It's really funny to watch grown men chase a little ball around
\Why worry about carbs when we are all going to die anyways ? " "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ it's on Kelsey's insta
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ haha i got you . they thought you were waka/wale
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Hahahah he's a weirdo ! With an eyebrow piercing but u know I ❤ to creep !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ there's me
me laughing at your stupidity .
My mom knows like every word to Sunset Blvd _TWITTER-ENTITY_
\Croatia " is a type of brick _TWITTER-ENTITY_ "
Lmao I ask my mom if I really had to go to work today #child
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ how can you be drunk at 1 in the afternoon ..
last year we had so much fun in science even tho we got in trouble every day miss you
MY LAST TWEET
I swear I have more sock game than I do shoe game
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ ew her son was UGLY
Might just go lay in carlis bed Til later tonight
thanks for the prank phone call #mademynight
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahaha you've gotta stop
still laughing how Jordan said we could be just like the people on Friends
773- you're really athletic , and I helped you with algebra once ✊
Almost that time of year I can break out my Forever Lazy !! _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_
at the fact that Kimmel had everyone fooled
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ no I'm not not even done one page
whatever tho , tonight turned out to be quite interesting
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ and wanna hear somethin even funnier ? The 3 good friends that he has invite me out to chill all the time !
Girls who wear to small swimsuits !!!
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ o wait , not soml bc that could be taken the wrong way
I just saw _TWITTER-ENTITY_ at the movies
if you're not dead and your phones not dead I better get a text back
my dad wont stop telling the family what he wants for christmas .
Just left a cucumber in an elevator
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ Even if they do win ? So what . They'll have only 17 bedlam wins
“ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ : Cereal is an acceptable meal at all times of the day . ”
... As he walks away drinking one
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ what cup song
Britt- what's your name ? Unknown-it doesn't matter . Britt- WELL , ok Mr. Sassy pants _TWITTER-ENTITY_
When I got pulled over and the officer asked for my registration I didn't know what it was .. I gave him my car manual .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ well what do you want
Omg , grow the fuck up
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ it's raping my blog
I like how you try to be my friend , even though you ruined my life
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ my mom is going to have a car full of teens . good luck mom . ✋
S/o to those of us who have bunk beds
I really don't like you
they finally out my house . yes !
Clicking through old pictures with my mom and grandma right now #dead
Lol reading my moms tweets .. What a loser _TWITTER-ENTITY_ #crackingmeup #loveyou
Enjoying mints from the Bronx from a year ago ..
Not in the mood to go to bed . Said by no one ever .
Nicole is such a scrub dude
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ K whatcha want I have dog treats does that work ?
These are grown men throwing food
VOICES JUST GOT RAISED OVER A SINGLE RASPBERRY !!!!!!!!!!!!!!
The looks people give me when I tell them there's only 23,000 people in the town that I'm from
#NSYNC on the #VMA2013
Best tweet I've seen in awhile \guys are bigger dicks than their actual dicks " #PREACH "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ well I don't think you are bc others were posting about it too .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ \BITCH STOP EATING DAMN " "
One time we thought we were taking directions from an axe murderer . Turns out he was a priest .
Why am I soo hyperrrrrrrrr
Tomorrow should be interesting
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I mean sure if you want to be an old man with a beard
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ like really what is a weave .
Reading my TF I laugh to myself because you're all up late , thinking all y'all are fucked for school . But then I think \Huh , but so am I . " "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ omg I'm losing it . It's lost !
Me and Rachelle find everything that isn't even funny , hilarious .
Still as ratchet as I was when I woke up . #dontcare #yolo
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ hey guys !
Tomorrow is WENSDAY- way back in the past . I'm going to wear my onsie ! With the boo _TWITTER-ENTITY_ going back to 1998 ❤️
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ HAHAHAHA I love it .
When my cat is super hyper & gt ; & gt ;
Haha I texted Ariana like 20 million times
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ #RIT probz
I wear your grand dads clothes I look incredible ✌
the day I can actually talk to a guy and be interested after 10 minutes is the day I'll consider a relationship but really
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ get you someeee . ☺
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Nvm you went home
What is our life _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_
it have so many good pictures for wcw now
The sexting and driving video from jimmy tatro is making me die of laughter
They're all younger than you , what are you doing ? #seriously
Wade likes to speak in a German/Russian accent when he's had a few
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ when was that made ?
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahah are you talking about what I was reading ?
Every time I eat Kit Kats i think of _TWITTER-ENTITY_ \KIT KATS ON DECK ! " "
yep can't even walk going to bed
Aleea's trying to decide which cat she's gonna use as her date to homecoming
we all know hater gon hate
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I was like dying in the hospital waiting room !! Like the nurses were looking at me and I couldn't contain myself !!
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ she likes to refer to him as jake the mistake . But she loves him
Can't even watch Hannah Montana anymore .... just not right
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ nah enida has Kayla and Kayla has enida . I'll just take you
Palmer getting sniped was the highlight of my day
I wonder how these girls feel when a guy uses them to make someone else mad hahaha #yeenreallyboutit
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Lololol I think in the song they're talkin about that snow
I'm still in my pajamas .. I don't feel like gettin dressed . Grrr
You can't fix ugly there !
Lol I sure did
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you're dumb
\ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ : I'm attractive ..... Until we snapchat . " _TWITTER-ENTITY_ .... story of our lives "
Man you smell like really good ... Can I have you now ?
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I was on one once . This girl was a legit psycho and got sent to the loony bin .
ive had 4 bowls of cereal in the past 15 minutes
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ & amp ; bipolar ! haha too funny ! Lol I love ya girl
Apparently I make some pretty seductive faces .
\I got 20/20 penis vision ! " Shea "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ aight , I'm gonna come by in a bit probs . Man good thing that ps2 is set up for you
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ YOLO
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ HAHAHHAHAHA IM JK !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ is hilarious
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ oh yeah !!!
Because she killed her kids , she killed her kids because she was upset . Yes I would be too but she shouldn't kill her kids _TWITTER-ENTITY_
Can't beleive drake and Kanye were in that movie funniest movie I've seen in awhile
HOW DID I MANAGE A 3 ON APUSH ?!
Madison and I should be on American Idol
Omg _TWITTER-ENTITY_ , your moms profile pic is the best
Those random calls from _TWITTER-ENTITY_ & gt ; ☺
Ohhhhp . That was awkward ..
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ lolol
My brother just asked my dad for a sloppy egg sandwich
My new favorite person on twitter is _TWITTER-ENTITY_ because she's taking up my whole feed but it's all making me laugh
MY LAST RETWEET
These videos Camri are sending me > & gt ; & gt ; & gt ;
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I've never got a black eye I kinda like want one to show that I'm tough
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ remember our bullying video and our music video in highschool #classic
out of the like ten people I kissed .. only two were white
The New Years don't mean shit for some of you hoes y'all need a miracle not a new year .
Anybody still waiting in line for those DBs ?!
I just love how dumb bitches talk shit about me ! Makes me laugh every time . Gah you're the stupid one honey . #getalife #dumbcunt
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ spell however you want you me alexis and Alexa all know you sent that picture to yourself
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahahahhaa ! He still snitched ... Detention blew☝
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ is legit blowing up my newsfeed right now having a hissyfit over Jimmy Kimmel Hahahaha #imdying
Lovin the smell of subtweets in the afternoon
Rhett Thomas ? You mean Thomas Rhett ... #imdying
Just got done at g-fit with my mom
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ in bad teacher
My underwear says unwrap me
OMG we all know if I said something to your face you'd have nothing to say so just stop
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahaha I got at least 3 texts I should have been more clear in my tweet ...
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ lmfaoooo shit I tagged the wrong person I meant to tag _TWITTER-ENTITY_
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ it's chill , sane here doe .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ wrist curls are more frowned upon .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ oh well and of course we'll go to IHOP
My dad said whenever he's around me he gets scared lmfao
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I love how Allie favored this
You be looking chubby .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Glad I'm not the only one .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ oh they will be
Im so proud of myself that i got kevin high as fuck last night
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Because of his Xbox ? He's obsessed haha
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ this night is beat already
Okay , who's the new girl ?
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ Salty
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ bye Logan . Lol text me or something
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ great answer .
Lol idiot I know it's you
My mom just told me I was her best mistake
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ is so mean
i swear I can see the future
I awkwardly invite myself into my sisters snapchats .
i want to be asked to homecoming in a cute way ... but i don't want to go to .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahaha I do the same thing
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ fucking stop
We are all laughing at you
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ yeah that's true it still won't be the same without you
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ she's trying to tell you something
So I miss _TWITTER-ENTITY_ and all the times she took care of me and babied me and like helped me \you have to stay in there longer Sarah ""
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ it's okay you're giving me some twitter love
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ remember when you were doing push ups at my house
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ not like that
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ That's what I thought
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ bahahahahaha yes !!! I wish he would be at the game ! I'd give him a big ole hug ! ✨
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ no one asked you ashley ✌ lol just kidding
These guys are fighting about who's last Name is better
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I was just about to say that
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ sorry I'll _TWITTER-ENTITY_ you next time
My mom should be a commentator for the NHL
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ kinda off topic , but is that your truck on the side of the road over by Tompkins ?
I can't believe what i did a year ago
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ taylor stop
\Who needs a scarf when you have double chins to keep you warm ? " _TWITTER-ENTITY_ "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ haha no but it can be if you want . Lol
\Let's go hoes , y'all can have a kiss fight on who gets to eat the fruit that touched the syrup when we go to ihop " "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ this is my new motto
Still awake . Going strong . Leaving in 15 minutes
I guess these big black guys are too scared to play in the dark ! #imsoweakrightnow
If you blog to try to get guys to meet you you have problems
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ so true ! you are a witness
You don't have to be classy all the time . That would be weird if you know what i mean
That girl is desperate
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ not really
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ HAHAHAHAHA damn dude ... I don't even remember what we were talking about .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ or I will come to your house while your sleeping and stab your throat with a freakin spoon . Oka .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ i died
I may have gotten my boyfriend hooked on Pretty Little Liars ...
Then you'd bitch more than you do already ! Jk
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ is Casey eating his Girl Scout cookies ?
What if a guy got his nails done like tips
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ your avi tho & gt ;
Wipeout is literally the funniest show
When people think I subtweeted them but I didn't . & gt ; & gt ; & gt ;
My just dance friends .... I got just dance 2014 .... You know what that means
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ yeah sure . Only probably gonna be 5 minutes tho huh ?
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ we all need to go soon
I do my nails and then always realize I have dishes to do .... I'm so fucking dumb sometimes
Tanners hair #crayyyy
\If I knew you wouldn't be around , I would've gotten a puppy not a baby . But now I'm the size of Venus and allergic to dogs . " "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ both !
They can't find me
You can calm down now ..
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ with your friend who I can't tag scoring all the goals and you holding the back down , we were unstoppable
Props to whoever got that on video
She's a pretty nice size
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahaha Beth I swear you're always givin away gifts that you bought for a guy . Wasn't last year like shoes ?
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ thanks dear
Lmfao how do we end up at a gas station in pleasntville ? Thanks _TWITTER-ENTITY_
Wonder if I'm the only one who has their grandma as their top recent on snapchat ! #bestmammaw
And you're still a douche bag
People who steal my stuff and think I don't know
The line outside VS OMG
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ would you wear them ?
People underestimates me , it's ridiculous
Omg geese swimming on the side of the road
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ I totally kidding guys lolol
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ damn enough places to buy them
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ have funnnn
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ he makes my day everyday
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ how'd you know
uneducated idiots .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you need help .
I love when Forrest calls me and is ordering McDonalds at the same time .
\It would be really cool if we both got in the shower ... " Okay Sam ... _TWITTER-ENTITY_ "
I feel like my finals are gonna fuck up my straight A's
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I knew you'd say something
Alex redneck friend <
Well atleast we finally found the car
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ watch out !!
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahaha that's because it's just a chocolate mood and that's on the menu !
I just really love when guys constantly complain that there are o good girls out there " like lol maybe u don't deserve one "
Just used 3 of my credit cards to pay for this damn heating blanket I wanted
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
\With a shoe size of fuck ! " "
lol if you had school today or even a 2 hour delay , I feel bad for you
Lol bitch you're not ' bad ' you're 19 , have no car & amp ; no job . You're just doing bad
I lost my boyfriend can I have you
Am I going to be the only senior in speech this year ..?
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ me neither babe , lets see who creeps on us this year , remember that black guy that liked ariana
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ he got it from your store when we went
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ right . So what's the point of going through all the struggle to look a hot mess .
I told Zoe my dream and it was a dream
Just had a conversation with someone on Tanner Annex side through the windows
Last night ✌
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ it feel great to use that line on you cause it was always on the other foot
No way the Victorias Secret Fashion Show is brought to us by Victorias Secret , I would've never guessed #VictoriaSecretFashionShow
Me and _TWITTER-ENTITY_ cutting up on people
I'm pretty much phil from modern family
Gossip hour at work & gt ; & gt ; hahahaha
In a meeting , but _TWITTER-ENTITY_ has me on a TV show tangent now ...... Shit !
Clowns school not going to be canceled such amatures
All we had to do in ap stat was make a foldable ... And not even write anything on it .... Just make one ... #apperks
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you's a pissy but
Lolol I have two twitters wtf
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you sound like a girl !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahaha we were just singin that too lmao
Our board games only lasted the length of Josh's winning streak _TWITTER-ENTITY_
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I've been writting it since I was about 4 , everything my dad enlightens me on . He knows best for everyone
I wish I could take a pic of me and _TWITTER-ENTITY_ full conversation .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ thank you .
My mom is forcing me to go down to the basement right now because of this little storm . this isn't happening .
Hell yeah , I do . Sometimes I take pics just to relive the moment , Gibby .
umbrella on the pop goes crunk album is the best .
Lolololol I don't even eat Taco Bell ....
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ they're coming out with a 22 jump street they go to college this time
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ who r u calling that missy !?
Highlight of my day- the little girl I babysat tonight was wearing a Hannah Montana nightgown #ifsheonlyknew
Catholics ftw ✊
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ I want some
Nigga please you hate on everything I do
Hahahha but I'm still not over how I actually got written up at Taco Bell whooops
When no one in my house can sleep and were all up at 1am we go sit in the living room and talk shit about everyone we hate
When a dude tells me that a girl is perfect before he has ever talked to her .. But he doesn't realize she is the biggest bitch ever ..
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ going mom on _TWITTER-ENTITY_ right now
jackass & gt ; & gt ; & gt ;
Bro . I been knocked out all day to Christmas music
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ omfg this & gt ; & gt ; & gt ; & gt ; & gt ;
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ whenever you want
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahaha no way that is literally hilarious .
I bought my own lighter Emily . Now I can use it without freaking out
LMFAO it hasn't even been one day and your oh so faithful bf is texting other girls
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ remember when i tried to pull the chair out in the library & amp ; it made that loud ass noise ?
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ who are u kiddin u prob called them old bastards
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahahahah true #Sorry
Weathers going to shit in Brampton , while I swim and zipline in Ohio #blessed
Omg Graham Walsh dancing to Miley Cyrus right now .... I'm seriously dying . He can't stop .
Guys ! I have a lot of food costumes ! Hahahaha who says that ?! _TWITTER-ENTITY_
What happened to the blonde when she tried to sniff coke ? ... she got ice cubes stuck in her nose
It's been like 2 weeks ..
I just adore my friends so much
Yeah i have a dog too guys but its more of a ROAN color . _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Hahaha that is definitely something we would say . I love you !! And miss you of course !
The funniest thing I've ever viewed .... omg #GameOfDesks
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you fegit .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ oh Haha
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I can't shoot a deer Nate what are you smokin lol
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ this weekend love you too
Leaving in a few hours and still haven't packed yet . I feel like _TWITTER-ENTITY_ #lazy
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I hate it , I feel so fat
Y'all are forever in the friend zone .
Aren't you cool ?
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I'm dying !
Guy from qdoba on break : enjoy your night bro . Me : thanks , enjoy your cig man . Him : I've already had three #Scum
That's why I hate Abercrombie & amp ; Fitch
“ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ : Maybe you should eat makeup so you will be pretty on the inside too . ” _TWITTER-ENTITY_ I just love this cat !!
even if me and bill are 200 miles away were still on FaceTime for hours dying together
reis isn't gonna give up
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ only cause you basically begged
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ nm I know who you are now
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ zurat is working tonight .....
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ yeah I'm well aware , you aren't cool (;
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ like apparently boxing out is a foul now ..
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I'm crying real tears now Sjkskdndjs this is fucking hilarious I totally forgot about they were slip ons
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahaha . like let's go to dinner this week please
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ might wanna fix that
Do you even go to school ..?!! _TWITTER-ENTITY_
\I got a smaller straw so it would fit in my milk " _TWITTER-ENTITY_ #tofunny "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ ! I would never ... just imagining frankie sing
I've never seen my mom so mad at someone ; don't mess with pammy
I've always hated you
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ lol me too .. I wasn't even supposed to upgrade ,
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ and I have the best snapchats
OMFG I THINK MO IS RIGHT
MINE AND HAYLEE'S BITCHESSSS . _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I have to talk to you ASAP
Nick just told me I was sweet , hahahaha . funniest joke all day .
I wonder how police officers on bikes arrest people . \ here , get in my basket " "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I just saw you family
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ we will probably argue about something the day I move in
I have a high hangover lmao
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I am in tears right now
heats losing cold is winning #crackmyselfup
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Im still laughing at the newest edition we discovered In our class
#VSNiceList _TWITTER-ENTITY_ I want everything from there
I need a life .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Yeah , it probably was . YOU COULD'VE CHASED ME DOWN AND WE COULD'VE GOTTEN TACO BELL MAN . #LONERSTATUSRN
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ your so creative #Not #sarcasticfakelaugh
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ fuck pandora
I seriously don't understand ! ✋
laying in bed ... hears creep noise and hides under covers yupp that just happened
When _TWITTER-ENTITY_ BUYS CLOTHES so that she can \scrub " to school in them .. "
hope your shit mustang liked the taste of my dust
Okay so I'm gonna go into PT and come out with a text of who I'm hanging out with tonight ( I'll bring pizza )
My mom just comes into my room and announces that she is now on level 8 of candy crush
LOLLLLL . I lose brain cells when I talk to you . how can someone be so dumb ?!
My mom just thanked Chris
I'm dyin right now
Way to go kimbo _TWITTER-ENTITY_
There is so many things I'd like to say right now .
Shoulda seen this coming .... again
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ more like \dufferent ""
#elf is my second favorite christmas movie #loveit
You guys don't know how excited I am about going to the aquarium Thursday .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ omg I'm so sorry
The fact that _TWITTER-ENTITY_ just called me an inspiration & gt ; & gt ; & gt ; & gt ; & gt ; ❤️ #daymade
My mom got this new air freshener spray , & amp ; it smells like medicine .
Let's get wet baby . ✌
I cannot listen to that song anymore without thinking of that #RealWorldProbz
Ridiculousness is cracking me up right now
chill you really expect a girl like me to belong to only one guy ???
The only reason she's with you is because she hasn't realized you're a jerk . Trying to make me jealous ... You're funny . ✌
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ finally got his Facebook privileges back . #oops #sorryiforgot
I feel like I'm going to go cross eyed holding my phone so close to my face and staring at it
And I knew it , imma fucking faggot and loser
\The baby was probably laughing at your hair grandma " _TWITTER-ENTITY_ everyone "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you should have seen . The ladies face
When _TWITTER-ENTITY_ tries to blame his 13 pt loss on _TWITTER-ENTITY_ because he gave him the sticks with a 2 pt deficit
Thirsty girls leavin their numbers on the counter of dunkin for my boss
Of course you have something to say
When my sister was younger , she was obsessed with buffalo _TWITTER-ENTITY_
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ usually those dont make sense ... But I am a queer so ...
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahaha I didn't hear it was just a kiss , I heard it was a make out .
Haley's picture thoughh & gt ; & gt ;
\she use to go to the university of Alabama that's the only cool thing about her " "
How long have you had a weak back ? Oh about a week back ..
That's ass is going viral
Strictly business episode two was by far less of a waste of time to watch _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I'm trying
Another semester finished means another semester closer to graduating
When Verizon creeps on my convo with _TWITTER-ENTITY_ and replies .... Thanks Verizon !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ seriously , I just laughed so hard
gabby absolutely hates when I correct her grammar
Coffee dates with _TWITTER-ENTITY_ Tennessee is too lucky to have him next year .
Lol looks like the girl friends gone
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahahaha you faggots
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ freshman 50 is coming early I hear
They drunk too
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I made literally the best cookies I've ever had on Thursday
“ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ : _TWITTER-ENTITY_ Oh im sure .. But i prefer all natural lol”Well then I guess all natural is the only way to go
\FFA has the cutest guys ! " Right , _TWITTER-ENTITY_ ? "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ woah i just saw this
\Would it be cool if I blazed up back here ? " , what is my grandma watchin . "
Instead of studying me and _TWITTER-ENTITY_ are just laughing at our past lives
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ ooh yes
Shit , there's a cop .. No one say \FUCK ! " #insidejokes "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ this is literally the best twitter page _TWITTER-ENTITY_
The text I just got .. Oh my god I've been dying laughing for 20 minutes
ALL OF THEM SAID IT IM CRYING
Our group messages _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_
\It's more afraid of you than you are of it " " pigeons aren't afraid of anything , they stand on electrical wires " "
Little kid jus stopped me in he playground at the rec and arrested me
In Alabama you keep a bikini in your car . In Utah you keep a church dress .. Cuz you just never know #mormons #alwaysprepared
My latest vine & gt ; & gt ; & gt ;
My sleep schedule : unless it's 2 am or later ... I'm not falling asleep
Fuck around n get an exorcism
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ ill pull a Preston is y'all don't come home Tuesday .. maybe that is a bit to far ...
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ his dorm is the nicest dorm ever
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I have a few , I threw a lot of stuff away because I was so done with last year
45- ur one of my best friends good friends . Ur cute af and funny from what I've seen on twitter u also were really nice at the fair
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ HAHAHAHA I know thank goodness you do
Omg i could laugh for hours at all the stupid shit we did
I got told by _TWITTER-ENTITY_ that I looked like a nigg baha ! Thank you penn relays !
Now that everyone just seen my boxers little fucker _TWITTER-ENTITY_
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ is going to make my VMA's #BrbDying
It's ridiculous how emotional I've been today .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ what ass
Mcm . _TWITTER-ENTITY_
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ everytime I'm with you both , and you just sent me the snapchat
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ her stupidity makes me laugh , I'm sitting all alone like a loner
That chink guy just heard us complaining ... _TWITTER-ENTITY_
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ good joke !
the struggle is real FWD \Lets get high I found $6 ""
Knew you wouldn't care it's all myself and I
I love my girls !! #funnight
noooow you can have the ball New Orleans
Walk into Wendy's with mom and two black girls behind the counter just go at it . Funniest thing ever
Just sent Larry's little brothers snipe hunting
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ thanks jfarese ❤
I don't think anyone else is as excited for the NR vs . Somerset game this Saturday ahhhh hell yeah
Couldnt find dress shoes so im wearin jordans
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ devil child's laugh
Mid evil times answering in the door ! Lmao !!
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ so let's go somewhere fancy fancy like mcdonalds
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ this is true ! Lmao but still
Brb , I'm dying
When your riends " try to get with ur exes "
Fat Amy is on Ellen #purehappiness
Please tell me that was a joke
the fact that Chris and I keep changing each other's name on Netflix .
The Ringer is hilarious and Johnny Knoxville is
Jessica got mad
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ that's what I usually do
Rejection at it's finest , so done . ✋
Lol at people who think everything is about them . Umm , no ✋
I've never seen so many people pass a mustang as much as they do when this kid drive .
Thanks to _TWITTER-ENTITY_ for making my night !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ omg prob !!
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ is probably having an aneurism right now
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ in my experience is actually wanting to kiss and is like friend zone kiss
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ your tweets are making me die right now
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahaha I love it like wtf happened
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Oh my gosh I'm dying
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ they all look disgusted ???
butt > boobs
Tonight Trevor seriously stood in front of his mirror & amp ; flexed .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ love it !
I really hate when underclassman walk around like they own everything
Why the hell is this movie still on ?!
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ and their dates if they have any .
just getting out of bed
I have so much down time with this new job . #doyagetit
Caves were funny as shit _TWITTER-ENTITY_ for being scaried of chain saws _TWITTER-ENTITY_
Like you have no idea how freaked out I am
After two unsuccessful tries at pumping her own gas , Kathleen breaks the pump and then decides to drive to a full serve gas station ⛽️
Why does _TWITTER-ENTITY_ have to send a pic to her cheer coach w her foot over head daily ?
“ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ : Can there be a return policy for friends ? Like oh I'm sorry , this one just didn't fit right . ”
I know hahahah
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahahahaha lmfao
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ YOU COULDVE TOLD ME SOONER
It's he's last weekend here . He leaves Sunday ! I gotta spend time jkjk I ain't 21 yet !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ I love how when a your team loses then you turn in a SEC fan bahahahhaa
This movie is hilarious . I watch it all the time .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ POS . Lmao
I think we stalk eachothers twitters
HAHA I love Wesleigh
We're going to bring all dem boys to the yard tonight _TWITTER-ENTITY_
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Snapchat story Lmao
I love how Viv found out before my mom did _TWITTER-ENTITY_
I love watching baseball fights on YouTube !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ killing me to death ... think about that sentence Jonah ....
This bro talk
Thomas & amp ; Jasmine are arguing while me & amp ; Kaylee are just over here laughing ...
Today was full of a lot of nothing !
So is that a yes ?
“ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ : _TWITTER-ENTITY_ fan you just won . go to our profile to claim num-3745” ha I'm not a fucking fan
Singing contest with John and lauren
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ that's Townsley
Me and Bedania just threw a water balloon at my mom .... Her reaction wasn't the greatest though
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I know I know , patience is key !
My parents are drunk . This is fantastic
Soccer practice , last day of work , got paid and I have no homework . I guess wearing sweats to school didn't make my day THAT horrible ✌️
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ it's so depressing
Jess hates our challenges of death professor so much
I make really weird faces at my phone when I text
in elementary school , me and _TWITTER-ENTITY_ used to call eachother every night before school and tell eachother what we were wearing
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ sure thing
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I got your back Buck
If this ice doesn't work ... I need to get rid of this
I knew every move to coyote ugly as a child
Borat is to funny
the same guys that call attractive girls ugly are the ones that don't get any girls .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ holy shit
me and becca just pulled off being 21 not even trying
Jane Lynch has a lady crush on _TWITTER-ENTITY_
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ Hahaha !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ on the toilet ? Lol
Did she really just say that ? Bahaha bahaha stop
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ it twit pic just made my day ...
My mom told me when me and Regan were like 4 we got into a bunch of ashes from a fire place now I see why were both messed up
People are so gullible
Asked the guy at my table if he wanted a drink to go he responded with o but I'll take your number to go " "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ girl please I'm at the doctors , bout to get my own show \let's see why I feel like shit all the time ""
LOL ! Do you only own one hat ???
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ that doesn't mean you go case less idiot
Poor guy doesn't even know what's going on
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ come over at 5 cause that's when the baby turns on .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahahah can't even do it stop !!
Why am I here right now ?
I still don't understand why Cody took my picture thingy from me ... Whatevaaaa
holy shit , bob wood is at the game .. ✋
He walked away from me though with those beers . Apparently I'm cutting into his drinking time .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahahha thanks !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ lol one can only hope
This movie seriously makes my day
daaammmnn girl are you the sun cause you need to stay about 92,960,000 miles away from me ✋ _TWITTER-ENTITY_
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ wahhhhh that's too funny
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ that's a good idea
I'm capable too
My team is seeded higher than _TWITTER-ENTITY_ in War at the Shore . Guess all his shit talking is coming back to bite him
Gpa is letting me whip his truck til the Taurus/bat mobile is fixed but the only problem is I keep accidentally parking in two spots
I HAVE 50 MINUTES TO GET UP AND GET READY . I'm Still Not Gettin Up
Isaiah's basketball practice right now
The fact that mr. wiatre begged the ref to not let mr. delea make any more foul shots
Keyshawn Johnson is awkward af on Dancing With The Stars
Me and _TWITTER-ENTITY_ are hilarious
The new COD came out yesterday . There goes my boyfriend .. _TWITTER-ENTITY_
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I hope you know you're not getting a fiancé .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ we do and they are hilarious . We laughed for everrr at them !
Holy shit the cowboys suck
Oh my gosh ! The hot server for bees just texted me ! #dying
Someday I'll find a guy that'll put up with all my bitching and my attitude . Yup , that'll be the day
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ no I got locked up at like 1230
I've not worn makeup in a good week . Hahaha . Whoops .
we can get bunk beds ... Like the cool bigger ones ?!!
11 texts from mf's that I don't care at all about oops
Had an in depth convo about the Positives of Marijuana legalization with my Teacher , for an entire hour . You already know he's out here
It's gotta be super quick and no cuddling after #howimetyourmother
Hahah maddy goes \he let me drive his car " wtf maddy it's confession night "
Taylor always has glitter every where cause of me
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ ahahahahahahaha such an idiot
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ lmfao I actually just died from this
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ dammit all my old insults just backfire now
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ goes to the tanning bed
WAIT SO IS PAUL WALKER DEAD OR NOT ?
Funny you say that
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ #° I thought I saw you , but I wasn't sure . We were talking about like names or something .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ pinky promise max !
Ok if the bulls manage to pull this win without luol deng and away against OKC , then my mind will explode
I need to find something to do with my life other than play video games all day everyday .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ orrrr cuz it's Tuesday and you melted yo brain all weekend
Okay Katrina get it !
He said Tyrod table
I'm sooooooooooo hype !! Louisville is about to finish it up & amp ; make my entire timeline stfu
The text I meant to send _TWITTER-ENTITY_ but it went to someone else
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ isn't it past your bed time
The snapchat _TWITTER-ENTITY_ just sent me just made my day ... too funny
EVERYONE IS TEXTING ME ABOUT MY ASS I'm #assfamous
BIG TITTIES - well ... I love your number . & amp ; just for making me laugh with that I think I fell in love with you but idk you .
Currently trying to open a wine bottle cork with a key
I hate when people my age talk about marriage and families . Like slow the fuck down ✋ and live your life ya twat bag .
I'm so blessed that I never have to get braces . #PerfTeethProbs
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ 1st place in the division
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I'm still funny
The lawn mower is dragging her across the lawn !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ please make your friend _TWITTER-ENTITY_ be nicer to me
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ like on bring it on
A real best friend makes your family question your sexuality
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ watch out Sharell , she's got 20/15 vision !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I love you Jennaayyy haha
Easiest way to get _TWITTER-ENTITY_ mad ? Tell him he isn't funny and his twitter posts are stupid . HAHAHAHAHAH
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ what does that even mean ?
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I got up from the table at mcalisters to go to the bathroom and told Megan to watch my quadrant . If only you were here
Step dad ; ha your a penis headMe ; mom Michael called me a penis headMom ; well ya are what ya eat
I love when my customers from ale house tell me they aren't going there anymore because I'm not working there anymore muahahahah karma
I totally did not have your back like I said I would .
Mrs. Littleton just said that she hates sophomores & amp ; they're stupid
Jesh's twitter name & gt ; & gt ; & gt ; & gt ; #Jeshispooping
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I can't
Some old guy just highfived me , asked me how the girls are treating me , and I'm pretty sure he winked at me
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ sorry I was confused by the idiocracy if the tweet .
Or a professor for that matter #pt
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I saw it , it's sooo scary I slept with my lights on
Hahah janelle's twitter fights make me miss the Middleton ratchets #thosewerethedays
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ Kayla got the same number as Katie in volleyball
I hate dancing ?
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahaha I can't even function right now
I was at the Sun Factory for like 3 hours last night just talking to _TWITTER-ENTITY_
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ lmfaoo I'm glad your enjoying them
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ That's hilarious ! True story though
- _TWITTER-ENTITY_ just sent me like 5 snapchats in a row !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you said it
I never remember I still don't have an ice scraper until I actually need an ice scraper . Today's tool of choice ? Dust pan . #resourceful
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ dammit it aint never right
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ we'll I don't know you . Why did I get tagged ?
My cousins dating my ex boyfriends brother ...
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ HAHAHAHAHAHA !! That was so funny
Longest game I've ever played
At least I'm tan
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you have swag since that was funny
Fuck , I might just get a mini van so we can all go one place in one vehicle .
Twerking with momma Cam > & gt ; & gt ; #nevergetsold
Morgan calls all my different hair colors ( shades of Brittany " "
I want to suck your licorice stick
I do not think Elena Brooke is very attractive at all I'm gonna be honest . I've seen A LOT better
Mom gave Mickey a Benadryl for his allergies now he's all doped up
So happy you forgot about me #fuckyou
I'm thinking bout throwing away half of them so I don't have to sit for 30 minutes trying to pair them up
Overhearing gram talking to someone about me obbing the cradle " _TWITTER-ENTITY_ "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ matts gotchu
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ and _TWITTER-ENTITY_ tonight & gt ; & gt ; & gt ; #successfulnight #icancook ☺
I'll take being a rat " over being a pot head any day "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hanks for all the laughs you have never given me " "
My dad hates shopping with me #spoiled
Thrift shop has got to be me and _TWITTER-ENTITY_ theme song .. it comes on every time i'm with her #aintmadatit
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ just trying to better myself
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I'm gonna quote everything u say and tag her
no one understands how happy i am , im literally dancing and singing
Just realized that EaglePalooza is on a Sunday .. Is there school that Monday ? I'm not trying to go to my 11am class with a hangover .
Watching SNL in English omg
I swear it was all Mary's idea
#thingsthatmakemelol When Kate tries to drive high .
Me : Hello Butterball Hotline ? My turkey meows when I try to stuff it in the oven . BH : What ? Are you sure ? Me : Huh . BH : HONEY THAT’S A CAT .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ for real
Bad Grandpa looks hilarious
Bitch needs a life
#InMiddeSchool _TWITTER-ENTITY_ & amp ; I got in trouble for tryna have a jerk off in social studies
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ maybe a little bit ...
Blew up _TWITTER-ENTITY_ phone while she is camping and has no service
Allen from The HangOver is by far the Best Character EVER !!!
Lol my life .. This is what I get for being too nice to people ..
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Then there would be a lot more dumb asses in the world
Twitter is like a wrestling match tonight ..
I love talking shit to _TWITTER-ENTITY_
When _TWITTER-ENTITY_ whores his socks ....
I never realized how funny my parents really are
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ SO PERFECT !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ that nigga don't wanna believe it
My mom just called me my little friend
Lee Corso & gt ;
I think people are afraid to talk to me at school because I always look so angry
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahahahahah I am really gullible
So many tempting #wcw pictures . Just don't know which to choose .
“ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ : I wanna do cute things with you like hold your hand and cuddle and make you moan uncontrollably”
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you mean harvest right ?
Well I'm jealous that Ashwyn knows what she is wearing tomorrow night .
I seriously just lol'd until I fell out of my bed . #jokesonyou _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_
He really isn't though .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I think you mean Pinch Runner ...
You know it's gay when you see the biggest poser in the school grinding on an eighth grader
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ LMFAOOOOOO I DIDNT MEAN TO SAY THAT !
I always wondered why my dad was a Falcons fan .. & amp ; I think it's probably because my mom is a Saints fan .
Y'all _TWITTER-ENTITY_ gets better Spanish grades than the Spanish kids in her class . #LOL
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ thanks niko
What has my life come to , I'm about to watch all this UFC stuff
Really tho , I just went through alottta trouble
Bo Burnham's \what . " is hilarious , but all over the place . It's great . "
this kid makes me laugh
The fat ass red head favoriting what you tweet
The snapchat I just sent marissa is priceless
Maybe I shouldn't of played with shin splints today
And now she's telling on me are you 5 .
Watching basketball with grandma _TWITTER-ENTITY_
hat's how I used to get you to shut up " _TWITTER-ENTITY_ KILLS me "
Korey wants me to call him , but I'm pretty positive he's drunk
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ ill wake up just repeatedly call me if I'm not up after 945 . You going at ten ?
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ is has found a new hobby drawing in white boards
Facetiming to old school Miley Cyrus _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_
The system fucked up ??? Lol u think you gonna rob a place & amp ; get away with it ?
I'm a side choice now
Other then Regina
Like my picture so I know it's real
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ my life since sophomore year even now after I've applied to my schools
robin williams has got to be one of my favorite actors
And the Asian delegation selects ... The Wu Tang Clan
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ that's exactly how my mom is
AND THEN SHE SAYS \some of us are terminal , we may not live long enough to hear you finish " "
If _TWITTER-ENTITY_ and I had vine in high school ....... We'd have the best ones of all time
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ thank you
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ your welcome lol I crack myself up .
If you drank with me and _TWITTER-ENTITY_ you probably won't remember shit
I love when mikey tells me his dreams every morning
\I guess it wasn't a white Porsche , it was just a really nice white car " "
She makes me wish the Purge was a real day #jk
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ haha I'd say ... but you were sooo determined to do them
This dude _TWITTER-ENTITY_ is thee funniest man
' this bloody thing jumped out at me .. I wasn't happy .. I swore a lot .. Nearly smashed the screen in ' I'm dying
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ ONLY for some A Bombs for my character ..
Good times with _TWITTER-ENTITY_
EP- you're so weird and funny and I love you you are such a cool kid and having English with you is funnn
Judging by the amount of work I do at my job I'm actually overpaid
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I was just called a fake fan cause A Rod and Derek Jeter have been my favorite players
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ this caption has nothing to do with the picture
My eyes are burning so bad from laughing so hard and crying !!!!!!!!!! Hahahahahah
Lol at the steelers
Kenny just got put on blast
I'm dead at my last retweet of that vine
Teaching _TWITTER-ENTITY_ how to cook ..
Didn't think I knew
I was dieing off that picture .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I know I miss Rollin with you all the time bro ! Remember our Super Bowl adventure ??
\You guys are really hard to buy for . Except Emma . Emma likes everything " fair enough "
Ooohhh kill emmmm
Crocs > & gt ; & gt ; & gt ; sketchers
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ ehh , just am
School today > & gt ; & gt ; & gt ;
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ what does that have to do with you saying you get off at 7:30 !?!????
Told Aidan the wasabi was avocado and he ate the whole lump of it
Seriously the movie step brothers NEVER gets old
Ladies & amp ; gents , _TWITTER-ENTITY_ is back ! #redemption
We're not mean we're just honest _TWITTER-ENTITY_
#oomf wants to fuck .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ im actually watching the red sox game instead
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you'll need the hour to get to school
So two big cups of coffee , like cups you'd drink pop out of , three AMP at school , drinking my 4th now , saving the 5th for work . Geeeeeking
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I was listening to them today too ...
You really got your friend to text him to #pathetic
Ive never been a wcw lol
The shit you do for your best friends
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ thanks . I love how we're sitting right next to each other
I just shat myself because some stranger honked their horn at me to wave while I walked in front of it
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ my gosh ! It's really pretty but it's wicked cold ! Padalhan tika diha . Hahaha
I know exactly who you are talking about
Pretty funny how everyone is having a panic attack over Jacoby Ellsbury signing with the Yankees
Hahaha ! It was true ! I didn't want to be the one nighter you regretted (; lmao
Acoustic version of my neck my back #prime
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ it's a song
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I hate u squid
Hahahaha this emoji you are super cool and u and Kat are presh and u came to my house for s'mores the other night
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ if that's not the funniest shit I ever heard thanks or the laugh Jack I needed that
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I'd buy it for you if you'd wear around everywhere
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ Haha !!
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ my bad love , my bad .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ well when you put it that way ... come back and visit
The fact that _TWITTER-ENTITY_ guessed my perfume last night & gt ; & gt ; & gt ; & gt ;
God , why did I ever stop watching this I love crazy people
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ ahhhh helllllllll , might lock myself in the wrong car again
I'm so happy doe
My mom has Release You by _TWITTER-ENTITY_ stuck in her head
just sitting in _TWITTER-ENTITY_ house talking to his mom lolol , come back guys
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ what can I say
I'm eating more for lunch than I had for dinner last night .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I got two gallons of gas cause I'm too poor to fill it up
I get those vibes you hate everything about everyone . Just be chill for one second
Felt very vine famous today at Burger King Thanks guys
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ okay good , I wanna feel like a female when I'm around a guy and not a giant lol
0-6 #SQUAD !
That picture of me and Teddy in the yearbook > & gt ; & gt ; & gt ;
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ no no no I mean that I'm disagreeing with your statement . Which is a good thing
My dad was passed out in MY bed when I got home last night
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ LMAO Jenny you're hilarious and I feel you on this
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ lmfao !!!! I almost pee'd my pants laughin
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ HAHAH this made my day
This girl .
\Girls put pictures on here thinking they're pretty ... and I just wreck them all day ""
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ this shows how much you really know about the situation
\We were just living our lives with murderest chickens " _TWITTER-ENTITY_ tellin me about her dream ... "
this episode of American horror story is called smoldering children ???
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I do too haha I thought I was the only one
Well I feel stupid now !
We met the retweet limit for _TWITTER-ENTITY_ to ride the bull
Tonight's gonna get crazy . _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_
dying at _TWITTER-ENTITY_ ' s catfish story
You Cupid shuffle to the right & amp ; thhheeennnn you Dougie back to the left . _TWITTER-ENTITY_ YEE YEE
HAHAHAHAHA Reba said she cleaned my room . All she did was move her giant pile of clothes to the other side of the room . GTFOH .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ mines sketch too
After that vine _TWITTER-ENTITY_ easily picked that yellow slip back up !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ has had me crying laughing for a couple 3 or 4 hours now .
My dreams last night thoo
This lady at work who talk about going to the gym all of the time ...
Found something else I love about _TWITTER-ENTITY_
That voice , that squeak , that laugh . I'm dying
Honestly I killed myself with that snapchat
Is it bad that when there's drama on Twitter , I go to one specific persons twitter and find out everything because they're ALWAYS in it ?!
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ he thinks he gonna score , if you let him go all the way , then you are a whore ... Idk the rest
The fact they laughed
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ Lmao , I wondered why the sun was shining right in .. Corrine !
Brooke is too damn funny
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ she got home so fast . She was so happy you weren't home . Then you ruined her night
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahaha ... no . Believe it or not that tweet wasn't actually about them . But I love how you get me
Me and _TWITTER-ENTITY_ can't stop laughing
When my dog hides in the basement during thunderstorms > & gt ; & gt ; & gt ;
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ I can just picture you laying there trying not to laugh ... Lmao
My roommate dropped a goldfish on the floor and goes \SHIT ! MAN DOWN " "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ shush .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ selfie from my truck
I really don't think anyone is scared of you ... Lolzzz
Lol at peoples faces when they find out I'm engaged calm your tits , I'm in no rush what so ever .
Can't believe Liam fell asleep during his bath tonight usually he screams the whole time ..
I'm just ready to hangout w Savannah this weekend and not have to get up at 6 to get ready .. We won't be leaving til 6 if we go ☺
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you mean make the fireplace look good ! Right !?
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I can't drive though
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hey bud . It's my besties _TWITTER-ENTITY_ 22nda bday today . Can you wish her a happy bday ?! She'd die if you did
Ahhh I had a dream drake performed for me in my room
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ OMG I'm done hahahaha
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahahahahah what am I kidding . No shut up
\I swear Taylor you prove me wrong so much it's like you are a genius ""
These snap chats rn
Kyle a lunchbox
already seen like five flipagrams so far cant wait for the rest
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ fuckyou Kyra . Sorry I too so long I was on the phone with my BEST FRIEND
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I love you
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ HAHA yeah right
I literally just died at Shane's snapchat story
OMG the things Meredith says to me about what my weekend goals should be
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ #Stoppppp ✋
sooo just found out that _TWITTER-ENTITY_ showered me last night . thats friendship right there
When I set up my boyfriends iPad and put my little sisters apple thing and all her little girlfriend call my boyfriend ❤️
I wake up to a big ass group message Hahahaha
none of you even know who it is
Tony Parker shook him
Running outside chasing a cat in circles is a tad bit exhausting . Sorry if anyone drove by and seen us _TWITTER-ENTITY_
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ \I'm walking all the way to Oklahoma , I'm gonna be like Forrest Gump . I'm Shawna Gump " "
Amber , hunter , Dennis and sticking our heads out the window staring at this huge argument across the street
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you probably forgot cause you didn't respond to the last thing I sent
My grandmas sweater is on backwards .. And inside out . #hotmessexpress #allaboard
Shania is tiger crazy !
Helennas sleeping on my couch
Man it was just one of those nights .
The first break up is always the hardest or the deadliest
OMG my uncles a trip
Ew . The people in the room next to us are getting it in . #respect
Guess because I'm too open and too honest about my life I'm trashy . Lol . Well ...
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ duh !! Only cool kids get 400 tweets in a week
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I love you
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ u say i act black but dominique a white name ? Psh
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ is it Leroy
Last time I said the " word in public a black guy threaten to slap me so there's that "
No Angel Hernandez umpiring tonight ?
It's okay I'd be embarrassed to
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ dude , the white way is the easy way
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ sounds good
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ like who the fuck thinks that's okay to do I don't understand
I love Sean for a million reasons ... but how much he makes me laugh is definitely one of my favorites ❤️
My dad said he was more excited for Sophia to be born then me and my brother HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA . ❤❤❤❤
Even though I didn't win , Mikie did ! So yay
My cat smacks me in the face with his paw without his claws 3 times just to put my ass in place ....
And he goes \hear that man , my dogs are laughing at you too " . "
Lol you did
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ oh for sure !! #crazy
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Haha . Jess !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ direct message ? on twitter . Duh
Haha yeah he does
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ about anything !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I . Texted you something
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ it's an antique shop and it's so cute I caved in and bounty something I will probably never wear
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahahah the same thing happens to me lmao
Should I I be surprise mom has 5 100 dollar bills
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ that made my night
And If it doesn't ?
This nigga is wrapping my brothers Green Machine in 2 different types of wrapping paper
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I hadda look through binoculars to see your abs
I'm still trying to figure out how I ended up being Kyle's sponsor _TWITTER-ENTITY_
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ honey brew brew ? Hahahaha
I like her , ass
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ ok hardass , do it and then text me the answer
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ is a bitch
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I know ! I never get tired of it
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ that was me
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I made the nails with tape . Hahaha it's crazy right !
I hate when people don't text me back , but I forget to text people back alot . #whoops
One mans pleasure is another woman's happiness #weregivers #tistheseason _TWITTER-ENTITY_
Rebecca Black's new song is called Saturday ✋
Got out of taking my truck my dad said it spelt like strip club and a green house
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ badass
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ I fuckin hate that emoji #scared4life
She scored without begging the goal
Tryna keep me self occupied ' til 8:00 #notworkingatall
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ told me that I'm the Regina George of our school .
If y'all are friends with _TWITTER-ENTITY_ look at his story in snapchat
That tweet wasn't towards anyone btw ...
My mom is obsessed with the song blurred lines
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ can't stand her
Seriously dying ! I'm glad you run this s *** _TWITTER-ENTITY_
I honestly feel bad for whoever snapchats me
My dad and I looking for me a car
So I attacked Jenna with a pillow ... Then she looked at me and was like \ Are you on any new drugs ? " "
We achieved a random freaking night _TWITTER-ENTITY_
Drew is the most confrontational person I've ever met , gotta love her
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I'm sorry it's just so funny
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ tweet of the day
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahaha training bras
And I will keep on laughing
I love getting in ridiculous fights with random ppl on justin bieber accounts
Aww wittle Bradley was so cute
An old man just came up to the Phi Mu table at our restaurant and asked if the Miss America pageant was in town
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ I sent it to some girl . Don't want to do that to you
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ tell them to wipe their own ass
wtf this commercial this girl is \making out " with a walrus "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ okay now you sound more like Tyra Banks
Devin always manages to fall asleep on the phone . Like how does that even happen ?
Every time the tempurpedic commercial comes on and they say sk me about my tempurpedic " , I'm hoping they'll say " ask me about my weiner " "
Crack a fat means to get an erection according to the Aussies
I don't have a roommate soo I talk to myself
I couldn't find the bathroom at the dentist office so I was wandering around like a lost puppy for so long ..
my mom has a very great sense of humor . #blackkidswithwhiteadults
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ duh .
teaching _TWITTER-ENTITY_ how to ride a bike rn is priceless
Puke rally _TWITTER-ENTITY_
Funny cause Jacqueline actually clogged the toilet
I feel like a mother when people come stay
Walking in to ryan and dev laying on the couch like homos
Hahaha this guy on price is right right now #dead
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hey I tell you all mine ! Lol and some are baddddddddd and you know it
2 jackets , 2 socks headphones in , my day is gonna go great
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ thank you Lizzy and yes ma'am I sure will ! #toecrampforlife
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I honestly shouldn't be allowed too drive ...
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ sweat header
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I'm sure because you me you've met about 40 guys from waynesboro
I Do have to say .... That was a knee slapper !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Haha , I don't know if its a boy or a girl ?
Django is so damn good
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I wouldn't have said anything if his ass did , so HAH
Top Chef Dog #SNL
I'm about to slap me a plagiarist
Teaching my mom how to use an iPhone .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ yeah its not 100% official yet but some schools are using them already anyways
My dog would be cute if she wasn't missing half her teeth
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ trust me you look good now
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ HAHAHAHAH , I died . There's a few more but they was worse
When _TWITTER-ENTITY_ gets called a mini Brad #MyFreshman
Never noticed how cute you were till now .. & amp ; I have kinda a lot of classes with ya
\ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ : umm did he just say this is our effing city ..? ""
I wish I could post the conversation my dad and I just had
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ is be scared I can pack a punch
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I bet I am
I love when people drunk text me .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hey boo . I mith yew too .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ dying you know me to well
I was drunk in my avi , and it still turned out perfect .
\While we have all the drugs and alcohol on me " with the cops behind us hushhhh "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ my grandmaw had . Bird that could talk dance and do tricks
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ me in the bush omg
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ oh I thought it was sorry
The dates Maddie and I have been on have been better than any I've been on with a guy .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ do whatcha gotta go girl
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you're not that lucky
I am so lonelyyy ....
I wonder if _TWITTER-ENTITY_ and _TWITTER-ENTITY_ are having fun in chemistry ?
Just bought _TWITTER-ENTITY_ book ! Can't wait to read it !!
The things _TWITTER-ENTITY_ is saying right now
I just went from a good mood to pissed to sad to great lmfao
I can't study for shiiiit
Cowboy cracks my shit up
Ill steer while you tweet about me
Josh fucking football is in my header
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ oooooooohhh gotchya lolol
Sorry there was a complaint about my tweet .. I meant Mackenzie and I
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ ha hhaha
I can't believe I burped in front of Logan for the first time last night
I'm getting the on Friday ! #twitterafterdark
Nick just told the professor to \wipe his kids off of her face " "
Haha hey _TWITTER-ENTITY_ still want the score ? #WeLosinBad
I love YouTube
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I just played with him on 2K14 and I haven't heard him do anything yet !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Oh trust me I am it's just that their uniforms are ugly and TCU's are beautiful
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ haha getting Allison to sign up last year was comical ... Clearly she has changed her ways
Wish my dog could snapchat me ! Would be soo cool
so uh anyone wanna workout after school tomorrow ?
I did second to worst lol
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ haha one word ? Haha why don't you go text Jb and lie to your boyfriend about it again ? Haha
I'm kinda glad I work with a lesbian cause she thinks I'm hot and buys me food .
Yes . Yes I do
This lady in front of me just stuffed her purse with chicken #Columbiaprobs
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ who goes to business camp ? lol
When you try to teach your bestfriend how to dance but end up laughing so hard because she looks crazy .
#MiddleSchoolMemories _TWITTER-ENTITY_ ripping her pants at the 6thgrade dance
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I know
I'm sure you have plenty of them .
were finally watching the last snl
For ourselves in a situation
We ain't nothing but no good cheater !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ that is the funniest thing I've ever seen
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahahah tell me I'm pretty ?
this emoji is literally the most awkward thing to me
I slapped Katie in the face with a hash brown this morning
Cyvannah is the sugar in my kool-aid
I can't believe I woke up before 12 #imsoolazyy
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ if you saw my ski outfit you would literally claim you didn't know me
i can't wait to see my boyfriend and my bunny
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ HAHAHAHAHAHh , literally saw that And died
Wait .. Then again Eddie drink like a fish idk if I'm fuckin with him . Last person drank with smoked a cgi that night
Oh my . Derek Fisher an Thabo Sepholosha with the simultaneous flop .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ too bad no ones staring at you at 12:20 at night
This women makin stir fry just hates her life right now
The conversations me & amp ; _TWITTER-ENTITY_ have are absolutely priceless !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ just asked what a delicacy was ...
Chanel West Coast's laugh is the greatest
Definitely just lost my voice screaming at Matthews phone in the parking lot
I'm flipping through the channels and Harry Potters on ... def made me think of you guys _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ take yo ass on ! It's so true though
That Snap chat video I just sent out > & gt ; & gt ;
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I'm always right . You know that too .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ shut the hell up
Every time I see a RV I think of We're the Millers
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Go cry about your toe somewhere else sorry BOUT it
My brother was asking people who didn't pull into the car wash if they hated children
Winner winner chicken dinner
It would be pouring when I gotta dress up at least I got my umbrella
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ ' twas a fun experience . ❤
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ not even okay m8
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ oh my god I'm dying hahahahaha
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you better hope I work
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ as long as I get a cupcake I don't care who you make them for
I love this karma happening to the girl who tried ruining my relationship . Lol what comes around goes around !
Well apparently my knot ring thought it'd be funny to play hide and seek , then hid in my hair when I put it up in a bun
People meet me and think I'm serious af all the time . Little do they know
\I'm like the eggs , you have to watch me before I hatch " okay Nicole "
Sex dreams are better than the real thing because then you won't have to be the big spoon when you're cuddling #girlcode
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I was just watching that shit is too funny bro
I hope Kyle plans on driving ... _TWITTER-ENTITY_
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahaha you are
Jarrods a dick , I'm so weak ! HAHA .
Ohhhh the glory days
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ see you never
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ do I get some appreciation if I come Saturday ..
The joke Coach Butler made about the Cheerleaders > & gt ; & gt ; & gt ; & gt ; & gt ;
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you really are .
Hahaha I still can't believe me and Hali last night . #brb #dying
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Oklahoma fans ...
My psych class right now
my sister burns microwaveable popcorn . ✋
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ we forreal had such a good weekend
This is terrible . All I can do is laugh
Watching this eagles game because of the snow❄️
Britt is so slow .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ cookies turned out very good actually and house is still intact ! It's a good night !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ this just made me lol
If you do that ill mail you a CD with a single on it that ill record for you titled \Campgirl " it's a great song #vialasttweet "
I looked really hot last night ..... too bad no one special was there
I forgot you're at school still
You are shit
The fact that my anthro professor is in a Michael Jackson music video ..
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Oh _TWITTER-ENTITY_ Renee ...
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ i just called and joya took my job fml
When me and Leroy are at the drive through at Taco Bell and _TWITTER-ENTITY_ comes over and says \What up bitch " "
\I'll just have mom buy you one " "
Shoutout to Glenn being complete assholes last night #RollGlenn
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ i dont know about that ..
I took like 50 pictures from tonight .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ actually its my brothers and he doesnt even know about it yet but hey
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ no girl she wanted the legit cup song . Like \you're gonna miss me when I'm gone " "
My kitties are attacking Anthony's Christmas presents ..
\How bout we just get really fucked up on New Years so I can kiss a guy and he won't remember " _TWITTER-ENTITY_ "
I'm dying right now like pay attention
Damn , I ate rice for dinner . wtf kinda shit is this
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Mee tooo
Hahaha music that makes me wanna dance ! #DancingMood
like literally I haven't received a text in almost 3 hours
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ that's mean and volleyball . It's so pathetic but oh well !
\Don't cry cause its over , smile because his new girlfriend looks like a horse " "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ text me
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ i miss you !!
My mom is trying to teach my grandma how to use my curling wand and they're both wearing oven mitts so they don't burn themselves
\Marlon has yet to " take " Danni in every room of the house " _TWITTER-ENTITY_ , you better get on that !!! Literally ! _TWITTER-ENTITY_ "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I was taking selfies wit her ☺❤
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ #OwlNation
My hair rn & gt ; & gt ; & gt ;
Cus is hype over this episode . ✋
dad blew the duck call right before my cat touched the bear ... scared the shit out of my cat
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ nah , I did it because _TWITTER-ENTITY_ is not professional in the slightest bit
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ bhahaha
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahahaha I had an old , half bald guy he was like \you did everything else perfectly " and I was like cool . Then it got awk "
... Still eating
I look like a princess in the morning , I don't know what you're talking about .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ ya damn right I'm not that bitch crazy
Everyone's complaining about walkin to class in the rain and I'm just like ya I did that all 4 years of high school #thanksnfa
My aunt just said I am \like a boy in a frat house " because I am so vulger and disgusting "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ haha . I guess we go way back to when I was 5
The amount of weed you can smoke in GTA
I miss all the action _TWITTER-ENTITY_
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ but pittsburgh beat cincy last week so ... lol seattle gonna choke just like in 06
Wow can't believe my eyes my parents haven't gone to bed yet and it's 11:24 pm they staying up late tonight #latenightparents #rebels
I wanna be behind you ... Wait wait I wanna be on you .
So I'm just sitting her listening to my beats like really loud .. Haven't even touched a book .
LOL HOW AM I GONNA MAKE IT TO WORK AT 7 . I WAS ALMOST LATE AT 2 TODAY
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ vines > & gt ; & gt ; & gt ; hahaha #crying
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ we weren't until you tweeted this ...
I geek myself out
These snapchats right now _TWITTER-ENTITY_
that's my boy
But I never stole a car
I feel accomplished . I made _TWITTER-ENTITY_ cry
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ omg . #tbt
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I am too . We were having so much fun !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ look at the tweet
I love how all the cottonwood kids say \slay " like no one else says that . It's just different "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ sassy tweets give me life .
Oh you mad
I love when my eyes are dilated
Forever ashamed of that one weekend at Kane's house with the hot tub and the sauna and the shower and omg #bad
abe we're gonna going to bed . we're gonna spoon so hard and charge our phones so hard right now " _TWITTER-ENTITY_ to _TWITTER-ENTITY_ last night "
National coffee day that's my kinda holidayy
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahaha right though ?!
We lit a fire work and it fell over and went off towards me . I just freaked the fuck out . And I got it on video
My little brother just asked me what a clit was my life is over
Ashley is so funny I can't even
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ haha maybe I'll do it next year as a senior prank ! Lololol
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I'm literally laughing out loud right now .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ come play life with AJ and I
He sleeps too longgg
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ thank you ! love you too
This is why I love Kylee and she's my sister #baddestbitch
just stopped in the middle of rubber plant and almost got rear ended cause I thought I was at the end .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ i know but thanks babe
Only awesome people watch all three high school musical movies with their best friend
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ is sexy as shit , but that _TWITTER-ENTITY_ video had me fucking rolling
when _TWITTER-ENTITY_ finds potatoes in her tacos
So many funny quotes from Kristin this trip . \It looks like aids . " " I look like a Mormon . " ☺ "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ should make him his own account
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ stop whatttttttttyt
His song though
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ so we turning up on this weekend ?
Got lost going from Bell to the mall ... Really ?
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you're the one who decide not to wear shoes
Just watched dude walk into a pole
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Did you just pay for drugs with bacon ?
You're my baby , like you're my baby baby
Wait I should have kissed a girl
Cat in the hat drinking fake
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ what are y'all doing ?
I CAN'T eat anymore CAN'TALOPE I'm so funny . _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ like I'm in shock what did your parents let you think he was ??! What did you think he was ?!
How am I in the middle of this
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ i tried over summerso it doesnt matter now but thanks babe
ESPECIALLY NOT THE BONUS RULE _TWITTER-ENTITY_
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ It's coming !!
The guy I just delivered 30 bucks of pizza to was tooooooooo stoned .
This little sweetie is cracking me up
“ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ : \stalking is when two people go for a long romantic walk together but only one of them knows about it " ” "
If my bitch doesn't smoke weed she better stay in the fucking kitchen ! -Hunter Mayshark
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ me either
I love watching people tweet about iOS 7 and how long they've waited even though the beta came out months ago
Me sleep pattern gets so messed up during summer
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ yeah !!!! He asked how old I was then tried giving me his number I was like oh I'm good . I have a boyfriend
The most excitement I get is when a song I know comes on
Just passed the Louisville basketball team bus and I look hideous
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you're lucky
Apparently Nate thinks it turns people on by rubbing grease on their nipples #fuckingdead _TWITTER-ENTITY_
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ HAHAHHAHA why did I just see this
Jimmy just told our group no twerking tonight at the dance . IM DYING .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ no sir men do bob .... I need some clippers hahha
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ it was so funny tho you just laughed
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ & amp ; i kicking butt in left 4 dead
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ lol you're a fool for this one
Queen bitch : Abby .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahahaha oh my god
I have class tmmr somebody give me some like Pills
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I'm gonna laugh if he calls on you for a demonstration
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ unless there's people in the lobby . Then that's a no no
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I was kind of half asleep when it happened but then I woke up and now I'm like woahhh haha
the stuff Cj brings up
it must suck for my dad being the only guy in the house now
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahaha bc we broke bitches #FBGM
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahahahahahaI heard he had to go through therapy it was so bad
Okay I'm sorry sami . I'm done . ✋
I love people watching in the mall because people wear the oddest outfits to the mall
“ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ : how do people even fucking sleep with night lights oh god my room needs to be as dark as my soul” _TWITTER-ENTITY_
Got 4th out of my entire class at science fair . ✌ #nerdstatus
No one was talking about her #bootisagain
I want a body guard to walk in front of me in the hall to get all the fugly bitches out da way . _TWITTER-ENTITY_
Going shopping with my pawpaw tomorrow .. Outta be interesting .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I'm coming over this weekend if you like it or not , I'll just show up at your house
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ ive been driving for a couple months now
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ let me guess .... To play fun run ?? #hehe
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ i was so serious
Grandma is gonna have to step it up . I never lose family pictionary .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you actually did it
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Your tweets crack me up .
When Vinny body slammed serenity & gt ; & gt ; & gt ; & gt ; I cant
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I love you too
I'm liking this new insta update
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ oh my goodness my new favorite movies
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ he child " lol gets me every time ( referring to the two times you've said it ) . "
Shout out to my juniors who made that sign
Mackenzie keeps twitching her feet in her sleep
Coming In 2nd Place Winning 2nd Team All League For Triple Jump Jumping A 41'5 For The Patriot League ?!? DON'T SLEEP ON ME
we are the millers is hilarious
Just watched someone fall off their bike
Mall cop never gets old
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Catholic/uniform school probz
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ don't be a pot head ! remember ?
The reff with the stop
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I was thinking that too !
The last thing I hear Macy say before she hangs up the phone .. \I'm on the wrong side of the road , oh shit . " "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ I'm just glad I spelled my name right
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ dying
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I can never take shit seriously when I know I should
I told my mom that I was getting my half sleeve finished and my Chest piece after Christmas and she said your an adult now not a kid ..
Thu is having a hard time with me
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I know right ! We had to make up some swag fag story to excuse ourselves from being caught with Twitters .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ wait I'm just seeing this omgggg
Talking is like titty fucking ... Fun but just not fun enough
I guess I like boys who crap in their pants then ?
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ make sure you bring your square .... I don't carry cash
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ he said he was a shooter
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ love at first site .
T T T T Today Jr. #Billy Madison
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ bahhahhaha that's okay though
Not that I kidnapped _TWITTER-ENTITY_ from work yesterday !!!!
She doesn't know what cracker jacks are ! How are we dating ? Lol . Literally the best popcorn ever
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ but really tho
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ His cover photo is pretty hot
This SNL is about to be epic
Playing COD with Ty and the rule is everytime I die I take a shot of liquor ... So it was cool knowing y'all
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I know
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahahahah
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ \it snowed for like 16 hours yesterday and now there is no snow ... anywhere " lolol "
My 6 year old cousin : \I want to learn how to yodel I think it'd be so fun " "
that just made no sense
Lol _TWITTER-ENTITY_ you for making yourself look like a complete idiot
Shout out to the people who have to clean that stadium after tonight
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ terrible choice of words
Lol at her life
I love _TWITTER-ENTITY_ .
I'm dieing at dodgeball omfg
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ maybe it was a good choice not to share a little container of ice cream with you on the way to Mexico then
I mean other than the fact that my girlfriend is across the country
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I went to sleep right after practice and then didnt go back to bed
“ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ : _TWITTER-ENTITY_ I think all your gym friends know that since you alway sing/talk about listening to him . Lol . ” lol , yeah
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ well done
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ imagine sitting there listening I was laughing at her face and she was getting more mad
John Tucker Must Die & gt ; & gt ;
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahaha yes definitely ! And yeah I was like bitch hang up the phone . she freaking went through her garage when we came home ...
I have my sister fully convinced that Christmas is the day after tomorrow now
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ everyone hates me it's okay
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ the fact I saw you at work like 2 weeks ago for the first time in idk how long lol
Gene just puked outside then goes lright , let's go take this final !! " "
Are sub talks like a robot with a lisp
Dave was the funniest last night
#InMiddleSchool I got 2 detentions in about 5 minutes . One for leaving class to pee . And one right after for cussing mrs goldsmith
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ LOL uhh you had one of just my face and hair wrapped in a towel and set it as your avi ...
Like why do girls need a wingman ? That's like a vegetarian recommending a good steakhouse #girlcode
Garrett looks so sad putting these bottles back _TWITTER-ENTITY_
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ OMG haha
Delete my Facebook . lololol
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Lmao we were sippin our waters so we wouldn't laugh
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I did it just for you
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ gayest tweet I've ever seen in my life
I love bad witches that's my pumpkin problem
If it wasn't for date rape , I'd never get laid
I don't think anyone understands how much I love my nephew . Baddest mixed baby ever . He's 2 and he's already that nigga
Why did some eighth grader just request my mom on Facebook lol #whoareyou
Just heard this lady yell at her kid \ you better back away from that door I'll beat you " "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Oh boo hoo you called me a dumbass I'm gonna go cry now
Perfect idea ...
I feel twitter jail tonight
bring back Phil bring back Phil
Am I the only one that thinks Andy Reid looks fairly similar to Santa Claus in his Chiefs attire ?
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ dude she came from the ghetto what can you expect ?
My family has such a rude , sarcasm humor I love it
Great now people are messing with my house too .
I didn't even park in the garage , take my gun with me in , or even load it when I got home ... That's how unthreatened by this team I am
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ oh well
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ happens to me all the time
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ PAHAHAHA . No it's not
Using small ornaments as ping pong balls .. Desperate times call for desperate measures . #ThisIsHappening
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ thank The Lord
Omg never laughed so hard _TWITTER-ENTITY_
My mom just found a note to me from _TWITTER-ENTITY_ it had to have been 5th grade when it was written !
Can't stop laughing at the KFC commercial .... #iatethebones
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ my mom made me run half way across the Home Depot parking lot in the pouring rain in my sexy khaki pants .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I couldn't agree more
They tried to get us to go mudding last night !
#InMiddleSchool I won the \ Mrs. Zac Efron award " at the end of the year from Mrs. Pheifer "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I told hunter you tested his manhood yesterday telling him to balls up
True friend : when _TWITTER-ENTITY_ rest her head on your shoulder sleeping in the car
Remember when you didn't know that tybg stood for thank you based god _TWITTER-ENTITY_
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ ahhahahaha those I can't wait to see
Lol she dead just jogged 1.5 miles to come see me . That's jokes
I hate to ask this but do girls really like anal ?
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ jkjkjk , you always look that good while eating pizza .
I'm dying rn at _TWITTER-ENTITY_ and _TWITTER-ENTITY_ #creepernation
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ he wuvs yew
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ u got detention ????? AFTER SCHOOL ? Ill visit u
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I would be like \ bitch be greatful I got you something " "
I laughed so hard that tweet
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ that was great lol
Story time _TWITTER-ENTITY_
Secretly calling Cameron out on Twitter
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ your tweets crack my the fuck up . you're too much lololllll
Lol I love when you call at 3 am
Oooooh kill em ' _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ now that shit was too freaky !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I can't ride scooters either ..
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ so about 50$ a year
Some lady just came to nacho mammas and yelled at me because my eyes are weird ?
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ shoot I might mess around an get a 15 course meal . Don't play me
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I SAW THAT
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ HAHA ! I'll take your word for it
There isn't a soul on the streets of cullman beside Dana , skipper and I
I guess _TWITTER-ENTITY_ won't be writing the answers on his hands anymore
The voice jonny makes when he's talking to his dog
Exam week- > everyone on adderall = crazy funny people don't think I have ever laughed this hard #hop #ted
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ me too . Goodnight buddy .
Hahaha that was weird #stilllaughing
Ctfu why did I know this was gonna happen
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ those are so you Erob , that would be perfect #gettinbuckets
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ haha obviously not ! It's on twitter !
Nothing is normal about the way I walk today because of my ankle
Too much drama , it's a fucking tweet
Pandora , Xbox , and Funyuns for the night . Life of a loner
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ omg miss this so much
I'm going to be a grape for Halloween guys it's official . #SoSexy
Normally you want to get a mouse out of your house .... What do I do ? Bring one in a play with it . Animal lover
Hi , I'm your dad's girlfriend . I'm here to be awkward and potentially ruin your morning ...
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ that's actually the name of my car
It's funny how all my best friends are just like me #BrutallyHonest #KeepingItReal
I wish I could still wear my extensions . But my hair is almost as long as them
you're really nice and funny ! I used to tweet you all the time in history class last year , got me through that boring ass class .
Jenna who was your first kiss ?
My friends & gt ; & gt ; yours
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ bus driver watched her get to the stop & amp ; closed the door in her face & amp ; pulled off . I was crying
My new header & gt ; & gt ; & gt ; & gt ;
Me : guys , I want breakfast . Cam : you could have this stale bread ! That's almost like toast ! _TWITTER-ENTITY_
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ I can also picture all 3 of you laying in bed together tweeting lmfao
Lol Jordan and I are such cat people
If anyone got a novel text from me last night . Ignore that . PLEASE . #drunktext
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I'm not 3rd wheelin it with you and Katie !!! I'll find a date and we can all go !
I cant hendall this . Do you need an inhaylor ? Flack it .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ so they made everyone leave ?
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ brb dying
Literally just slept through this whole class .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ I laugh at pretty much everything he says !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ lol true .
Jrs parents love there dog , Jack Jack , more then jr
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ ill be sure not to bring another wallet with me
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ name is my phone . & gt ; & gt ; haha . I love it when she texts me .
Just want to know who this is
\I made out w him once & amp ; his teeth were so messed up , they were like biting me " "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ idkkk . we'll have to make plans ! I'm booked for like the next four weekends though .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ no sorry
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ doesn't want an aqua rain coat because you'll be able to find her in the woods when the apocalypse happens ...
Doug is killing me
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ . Not funny . You can not abuse animals camryn . It's not cool .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ OH MY GOSH I REMEMBER YOU TEACHING ME MULTIPLICATION
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I totally am
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you're funny babe❤
Fb is obsessed with me ' finding friends ' ever since I deleted about 40 ppl . bitch I don't want any .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I'd have that on repeat for days in the locker room
Popped a Molly I'm sweatin woo !! Popped a Xanax I'm chillin _TWITTER-ENTITY_
Jack and his pocket watch _TWITTER-ENTITY_
Hate when people stare at my damn car , I get it .. It sounds better than yours
Fuck you Brit
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahaahhaha I can't even so funny
The selfie that _TWITTER-ENTITY_ just snapped me & gt ; & gt ; & gt ; & gt ; & gt ;
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ i might die i cant sot here any longer
I love how _TWITTER-ENTITY_ and I say we're going to sleep , and we're both still on our phones .
This SNL Thanksgiving special tho
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ YES YOU FREAKED OUT WHEN I WAS GIVING YOU A BACK RUB
Rachel baileys tweets are forever making me laugh
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I love you more and more everyday .. ❤❤
How tf did I do all this stuff the first time ?
Ha fucking ha . You're so funny
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ ok we'll I'm gonna keep my distance , wouldn't want to get burned
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ LOLOLOL she tried find love for everyone in Ike's last night
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ from your tweets it seems like you're pretty much never not sick
Me : \ great now my tea tastes like soap and water ! I think I got soap in my mouth ! " Dad : " you're right , you suck at doing didhes " "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahaha too funny
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ that was hilarious haha . But thanks Becca . You da best
Hahaha I made _TWITTER-ENTITY_ pissed sorry man
Mrs Clark just referred to an infinity scarf as a universal scarf
My brothers ex girlfriend posted a video of her burning his picture of Instagram help
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ and who has plans on the weekends ? Oh wait ....
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ the mother fuckers that ask \may I have a fork " "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Katie said ford is best #girlsthesedays
God I hope so . Haha
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ so your mom is helping to hand out cake and she says \here , give them to the Americans first " "
My Asian friend is making me some fried rice
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I just need an ole ' nanny to make deer wraps with for Saturday
\Yeah we play duty together " typical guy "
anchorman is my favorite movie by far
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ haha good form !
Buck wilds crazy as hell
An old viper tho ... We'll ... I sold that too .
captain obvious .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahahah I'm dying
Bahaha you're such a slut . I love when I drive past your house and there's a different guys vehicle in the drive way every time .
I love whining to meg #shelovesme _TWITTER-ENTITY_
My papa is seriously the funniest guy I know
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ is the funniest show ever
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ girllll no i did not get better im still fuckin pissed but thank you ! are you goin to the beach sat ?
In about 7 hours ... let's get drunk _TWITTER-ENTITY_
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ The funniest thing that's happened today
Just in case I don't make it through this flight , just know I love you all .
My dad giving me his credit card number was probably the worst decision
Getting a lesson on love in class right now . lol more teachers should lecture in this . Haha
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ that's perfect ! We'd end up with like atleast 200 each with how many people I wouldn't let at my house
I butt dialed my ex while singing in the car . Looked at my phone and it had been going for 44 seconds
I love the fact that I can scare Kylie from 130 miles away . ☺️
I am no help Sierra telling me her problems and I told her to sing Christmas carols
I get on vine and the first thing I see is _TWITTER-ENTITY_ ass
The longest yard never gets old !
you think we're the ones that are all upeach others butts .. #lookatyou #LOLatyouguys
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ so that's how jack died ..
You play more games then the damn NBA hell no . Hahaha
And the only picture she likes is the one of your weed socks .
Lol at mikes snore .
Haha drose just tore hit other ACL
his is a galaxy of THIS SUCKS CAMEL DICKS " #stepbrothers "
These poor kids at youth America are freaking out about this weather
I'm in a bad mood but then I think about u and smile lol it's sad ❤
When _TWITTER-ENTITY_ spills Austin's coffee all over the table and floor in Ag #smellsgoodnow
Mondays mean going to school in the clothes I slept in
Nice catch by that camera man
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ ill tell him to never got our of his car unless he wants to get shot !
You're such a liar and you think it's okay to lead girls on ? no fuck you
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ oh well
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ check out Josh Gracin Pandora ... almost as good as Lady A
It's okay I was just being high _TWITTER-ENTITY_
The fact that I can say my school/ #redsea has made a #HarlemShake video > & gt ; & gt ; & lt ; & lt ; & lt ; & lt ; & lt ; & gt ; & gt ; & gt ; & gt ; & gt ; & lt ; not sure if I'm embarrassed or not
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ couldn't fight your own fight so your friends jumped in
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ So I hear you had a good rest of the night huh ?
Notre Dame should just get back on their bus and head the hell home . They suck . #gobama
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ that's doing the most but clear roads now .. Finally .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ wtf is that HAHAHHAHA
Hey _TWITTER-ENTITY_ what's the score to the lions and packers game ?!?
She makes me want to jump off a cliff
“ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ : at the peak of orgasm the human brain is incapable of processing emotion so just masturbate and you won't have feelings ”
This heating pad is the only thing that will keep me warm
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ she can't stay not sick omg
Just spent an hour trying to find glasses that don't make me look retarded . I think the employee was ready to give up on me .
Haha your such a doorknob , which isn't a good word in a my book
I have like three REAL friends #notmadaboutit
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I only know 1 but okay staying the night ?
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahahah I hate you too
this 1 time I used the knife that's in the cream cheese to spread it on my bagel instead of getting a separate one & amp ; this kid bitched _TWITTER-ENTITY_ me✋
hahahahaha lejla got justin Bieber posters for christmas
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you're so crazy love you !
Never been so happy from a television show !! #tearsofjoy
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ doesn't everyone
\Wait , so if I take psychology does that means I'll get class with older guys ?.............. and girls . " "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I was in tears in the last one lmfao
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ lmao nope
I will survive ! _TWITTER-ENTITY_
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I herd about how good you are at driving stick
this episode is #mcfunnyaf
i had nothing to wear today and its only the second of october
Hahaha You wanna pick on a little ass kid I will gladly put you in our place ! #stupidbitch #growthefuckup
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ oh no no no . That would be pretty cool though ..
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ is freakin
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I can't even lol
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ well duh besides , he called me wayyyyyy worse✋
at least full house is on
\Any truth to the rumor that Tierra's right eyebrow is the next bachelorette ? " #bachelor "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ & amp ; _TWITTER-ENTITY_ ' s snapchats from last night & gt ; & gt ; & gt ;
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ don't make me walk up the street to kick your ass lol
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ HAHAHAH see , she's not
when _TWITTER-ENTITY_ calls me and tells me to wake up ..
Easton with uncle tim #lovehim
When you're way over 21 and go to whim on college night that's pretty sad I'm 19 and don't even go . _TWITTER-ENTITY_ will love this !
My mom and I are playin ' phone tag , ill call , she won't answer . She'll call , I won't answer .
* girl I babysit drives Polly pocket car into the wall * \oh right in the nuts ! " "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ haha that makes it even better
pretty sure I'm dyeing from this group message .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Mister Rogers
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ always do this
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ so am I
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you have to come find me
When loreal and her Gpa lock themselves out of their truck and come chill in my house _TWITTER-ENTITY_
Blades of Glory & gt ; & gt ; & gt ; best movie ever
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ gets asshole of the year award
Just had a convo w rodrigue _TWITTER-ENTITY_
These people are probably what my purpose is in life
deff wasn't soap
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ how was the car ride with mr. john
HAHA suck for all of you that have school tomorrow
Why is my family so crazy
The amount of comments people have made to me today about being back means I get to be the babysitter again
Just because I think you are good looking doesn't mean I like you .
My coworker goes \he has a girlfriend " as if that means anything "
Get the fuck out of here you're a fucking idiot
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ all I can hear in my head now is you guys saying \pls " "
Toby and Callum were so fascinated by us throwing a football #Merica
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahaha #duh
........ that shits funny
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ what a loser , you could pretend this is cheese ! like a block of it ...
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ David Davila
Me and Tanner make the ugliest faces when we send each other snapchats
You were just trash and a back burner for that person . Not my words , theirs . people these days ...
What I just said & gt ; & gt ; & gt ; _TWITTER-ENTITY_
The girls Dunn goofed
My dad is the funniest person i know .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ and when we went in livs hot tub and went and sat in the snow and I couldn't get up
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ just kissed my hand before i exited her car ... this is real
This fat kid ranting about McDonald's shutting down .
What's so exciting about bull riding I ride a bull for 8 seconds every night
“ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ : I'm not wearing a bra lol FREE BALLIN IT” Glad I'm not the only one who doesn't wear a bra in public
21 Jump St. tho
Guess we don't have to keep it a secret from you
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ he better get traded then
So if anyone watches CNN , _TWITTER-ENTITY_ and I were just on headline news
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ that's why I said it , she's a dork
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ haha me as we speak
It's cray cray adorbs
Alyssa says she's tired every night
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ STOP PULLING THE ROPE .. You're kinda wearing a dress
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ he asked me to reconsider my two weeks . To give him time to fix the issues in the kitchen
This song reminds me of Colby
Omg Metschke is too funny
so _TWITTER-ENTITY_ and I came to the conclusion that we are the same exact people , and idk if that's a good thing or bad thing
I'm going to be a total loner at lunch tomorrow
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ I've seen it so many times
Some retard spelled it levee wtf
Shit I piss you off a lot then my bad .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ you never know
Who the hell sleeps with pants on ?!
There's about to be a fight at A Plus
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ and his white girls
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ anddd S.O.E.N.O.
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you got it
Allison & amp ; I are wearing like the same thing in different colored tomorrow
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ story of my life !
I'm too high
Hahaha I totes forgot about that and your fear of bald men . _TWITTER-ENTITY_
Can't wait to get to my room and re-watch the video my history professor played ...
I've never met girls more basic than them actually hahah . Thirsty as fuck for this frat dude y'all just look dumb
Hahaha mr Bowden just told Tyler : \yeah I'm old .. I'd still kick your ass " "
Todays spanish was hilarious _TWITTER-ENTITY_
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ haha you didn't have to I just wanted to say I do remember this and it was so funny
First grocery trip : MilkCerealPopcornM & MsBaby waterCoke
Every fucking time
just had a wholeeeee conversation with emojis .
I kinda miss driving school hahaha just because of the stupid stuff we said and did
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ haha Rex felt like he don't shot the president . Haha I was like oh shizzz . . Haha
I have a bad habit of telling people they're Jewish and I don't even think half of them are
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ lol where they at ???? I don't see not one comment !
Katie just called me dippy . She's gonna die tomorrow #watchout
I like how me and Byron are blowing each others Instagram up
This group messages is making my IQ go down
Oh my god
Went for a walk and a 50+ year old man walks by blasting Carly Rae Jepsen #done
LMFAO that's the biggest joke I've read #Dead
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ : Eye of the Tiger came on when I was running today , all I could see was the Aflac Duck working out
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hates when I talk black to him
Really not feeling class today , but I will study for my sign off tour
“ : This emoji isn't praying hands it's a high five . I never knew that niggas been dying and all we've been doing is high fiving ”
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ vines of me ... OMG
I love twitter fights
Jake just said dance is not that intense .. please take a step into our world .
Wouldn't be ironic to die an a living room .?!?
Reilly's dad : I'm driving the boat to the Bahamas ill see you later #wut
The Walking Dead , Pretty Little Liars , American Horror Story AND Awkward ... I know what I'll be doing the rest of the semester
Isaiah's snap chat . & gt ; & gt ; & gt ; omg I'm dying #LoveHim
Alright . I didn't know that you act like a 5th grader .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ Hahahahahahah I'm done you win
my dad absolutely despises my belly button ring .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you were in like 10th grade ? itty bitty bebe
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ OH SHIT I DO I FORGOT but comeeeeee pleaseeee ☺
My weather app just told it was cloudy ... uhm no you idiot it's snowing right now ...
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ I got one too
Lol _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I hope so
#backinthe7thgrade MySpace was awesome .
And Chris bosh is just ugly af
Detention is so stupid
Some times I wonder why when I do something it's wrong but you do it I'm supposed to praise you .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I'm literally dying I'm sure it's not funny but just picturing how pissed you were . Who the puck did them ? I'm a jimmy only ✌
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ says she has an outie and _TWITTER-ENTITY_ says not the car
why is everything I say ALWAYS taken the wrong way
I need this week to curl up in a ball with a blanky and watch chick flick/sad movies and ball my eyes out with food and chocolate
Okay #oomf don't even know what twitter drama is if she thought THAT was bad
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ YUSSSSSSS ! Will be nice to have y'all home so we can FSU
I see you subtweeting
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ but you have videos of me being an idiot , I have zero videos of you acting dumb ! I only have pictures .
Mason sent me a picture of Shannon in the bar at like 1 last night
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ oopsies I ate all of his Lebanese pretzels when I was at your house _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_
#InitialsOfSomeoneWhoMeansSomething WF #bestfriend
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you should say \ haha , to bad you have big ears " #missedher "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ shut * bahahahaha
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ ' s story on snapchat just made my day
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ he sent me a picture of Red .. He listened to it too just thought you should know
HAHA some stupid hoe on my personal twitter made a tweet about me talking shit about my new hair #ILoveIt
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ lmao . Tonight
\Leopards never change their spots . " Great words of advice momma at least it made me smile ❤ "
Momma is too funny
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I speak the truth
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ yupp ! I am open any weekend after may . #BasketballProbs
skipping my history class cause I'm a badass ... even though I'll probably have anxiety about it later
Lmao at who i just seen
Just asked the Army recruiters at my school if they play Call of Duty
\ If no one else is gonna give you complements , you gotta give them to your self . " #Afterlately "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ goes on these random twitter rampages and goes back to days ago and favorites all my tweets
Douglas clawed and bit grandma #HellYeah that's my fuckin ' boy !
I actually got dressed today #whaaaat #GetItTayyy
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Hahaha we're stealing some rowdy horses
I'm just saying if you don't snapchat with me your missing out on pure AMAZINGNESS right now
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I love you
Cassie looks so old and different
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I know
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ or just pretend like it isn't there haha
Eric's hammered and talking complete nonsense
18,145 tweet . I have no life .
I had a dream last night that someone threw a coconut through my windshield wtf
Some people aren't supposed to get power back until the 28th . I hope you celebrated Hanukkah and have some left over candles
Mom goes pick up the phone _TWITTER-ENTITY_ she's funny sorry if that was you
Watch out we got bitch patrol on the lose ! _TWITTER-ENTITY_
Lol at the fact that Allison & amp ; I had a full on conversation this morning & amp ; I don't remember any of it #trippysleepyproblems _TWITTER-ENTITY_
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I wished we taped it
Omfg my gma just made a Facebook
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ true or having to lean over and turn the light on every time
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ prob a picture of Miles ...
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ yay bout time
And why do I give them my snapchat !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ remember when we were twins .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I mean , I know I say awesome things but this is excessive
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ let's ride bikes together sometime
Wow . My dad is so amazing for making me break up with you i was in 6th grade and now you have a baby .? Like what ? Hahahah .
Talking about the night Kevin scared Shayna and Claire in hide-an-go-seek _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_
\ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ : I just really want to meet a guy online and never meet him so I can go on Catfish " weird girl girl "
I just want my best friend right now
Lmao !! Really ? Cuz even after you slept around you were still saying I was
Zach loves to subtweet about me #feelingthelove
& amp ; don't be mad when she finds someone that'll do her right
just got tazed
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ \I gotta take a piss " "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ scarred for life
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Ya I see it
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ You're jealous I'm the cutest child
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ lol do you remember this
My mom is so drunk laying in the hospital bed saying \I can't die , I have to make macaroni necklaces with your babies ! " Lmfao "
I can't handle my families stories
I'm on level 10 of papa'a cupcakeria at school and only 2 at home
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I'd say so
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ He's actually texting me about it right now ! Haha
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I don't know why .. but I just died laughing at that
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ telling Kim about the night after Brandon's moms house ....
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahah wait this came up on my feed too
You gonna mess with me ? Wait a moment while I get my broom
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I had to like the raw potato thing . It's hilarious I can't believe I told you guys my camel story . Hahaha #melissaprobs
Brittany ... are you still awake ?
I hope autumn didn't forget about helping out because I'm going to die without her
I hear things on my roof . Oh shit , is Santa coming back to take all my presents
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I'm very concerned obout peters behavior you are getting a little out of hand it seams . just tone it down a little
If it didn't work out the first eleven times , what makes you think it's going to now ? #areyoustupid
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ haha omg I was DONE !! miss youuu and our crazy ass times !!
you have a big butt .... but your pretty and i like how your eyes changed colors
the one way or another ( teenage kicks ) video makes me want to cry bc so perf like it'll always be my fav no matter whatbut wait also BSE
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ trying to suck his own dick
I remember the first time Lyndi spent the night .. I drooled in her hair #Oops
“ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ : Don't lose the girl of your life for the hoe of the night . ” _TWITTER-ENTITY_ seems to be our luck
Juice ..... _TWITTER-ENTITY_
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ no joke , I don't even care , yolo
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ dildo
I really want to say it
666 ~ I feel like you & amp ; all your friends hate me but you're funny
When my boyfriend thinks I can help him with his plumbing ... Uh no
Norm asked me if I was dieting . have you seen how much I eat ?
My grandma was like will you play safe and sound and I was like yeah hold on and she goes that means no , Alexa told me that _TWITTER-ENTITY_
I need some new shoes . The ones I have now are all crusty lmao
I have a feeling I'm not gonna feel so got this weekend
I snapchat Alyson way too much
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ is pissed that me and Yamilex have never seen the Breakfast Club
#NW Rush Hour !
Kyras friends drew a mustache on her face last night and she still can't get it off
This kid threw $2 on the counter at Kay Jewelers and just looked a the bitch like he had enough
Chris needs to get his ass over here
3rd wheeling is literally my life
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ take the fish out of the coffee pot and put him back in this haha
LOL to the chubby kid tryna rev his pipes at me
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you said do yall go out ? and i said no and you said than why is he so obsessed with you
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ not interested
I wanna know what girls scarf i have
oh you're so turnt posting a picture with a wine cooler , aren't those like what , . 2% alcohol ? ✋
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you have no life lmao
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ just asked if a penis had bones in it .... #Uhhhh #Lmfao
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ don't need to work hard that's the way I feel #Throwback
Watching _TWITTER-ENTITY_ play GTA is great
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I HATE PICKLES !
Me ; i want to kill her . Forrest ; ask her if she wants to tussle .
I don't look attractive in my Avi but I love that picture , describes me and my mom to a T !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ OH MY GOD STOP
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ there going like 55 and then slow down to 45
My tweets about my #saggywho people kill me I read old ones and literally LOL because they get whoier and whoier as time passes
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ not you
Washing my car because of _TWITTER-ENTITY_
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ there's no telling what that could be
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ just having a shitty time Lukas
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ love your tall socks and fanny pack !!!! Haha college has changed you !!! Haha _TWITTER-ENTITY_
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ don't say my real name , it's a secret
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ i would've said something to him hahatoo early for all that
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I've learned that ... Or they will crowd around you . Some will laugh and others will bend down asking if you're alright
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ \I wish she would come say something to me I mean have you seen her " you had me dying today "
Playing music on my phone and raging in the backseat alone
It's so cute how you send every girl in your contacts the same text ew no bye✋
GRUMPY !!!!! Lol
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ what are you on omg ahhahahaha
The shit I send to Emma
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you work tomorrow ? I have no car so I can't do anything
I'm sorry guys . I'm just really hype right now
\Anyone who says its nice to be recognized clearly has never been in a police lineup " Hahaha "
Sniff them please ...
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you tagged yourself lol but okay I have a good story for you too . Another reason I had an attitude yesterday !
Am I the only one watching Catfish again ? Because its the craziest CF I've ever seen in my life #dying
\Baby got black " tanning lotion "
My dad just asked me if I had a tall boyfriend he's height is invisible actually , thanks for the reminder !
LOL , sorry nig ! When you said that you was so serious , I lost it !!
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ lol it was like 7th grade and btw I wasn't emo Sydney I was jking , I was clumsy like you are now #clumsy
“ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ : _TWITTER-ENTITY_ it's my idea of fun , can we go get tattoos of _TWITTER-ENTITY_ pretending to be a cat ? ” STOP I am dying !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ don't even go there again✋
The things they take about .
Madison's jelly of my video game
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ how big is it
\We're the millers " is by far the funniest movie "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ just had Siri say big dick has a nice ring to it
your deer is now ready for pick up . _TWITTER-ENTITY_
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ dude that shit just had me on the floor
Just realized Chris was tweeting off of my account .
Today in cheer
Whenever I see someone in the halls I know I throw up the peace sign ✌
When you run into the professor whose class you skipped
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ nah you're cleaning now faggot
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ sucks to suck
My dad insisted that we go to the Asian district for lunch bc they don't celebrate Christmas & amp ; we don't have to worry about it being closed
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I legit LOL'd
Hey _TWITTER-ENTITY_ , hope you don't have a bruise on your head today
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ What ? I haven't tweeted in 10 minutes ..
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ what you tryina say ?
did we really just get jeff co public safety called on us _TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_
Well LHS students welcome to FS
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ well I'm confused but okay thanks Molly !
Coelho's tweets have me dying tonight
Oh my god . My hair is a mess . How did this happen ? It looks like I was chased through a woods .
#BestPickUpLine are you from Afghanistan ?? Cause I want you to Baghdad ass up !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ haha damn
Whoever wrote and read the script for the hookers in GTA V ... I just died laughing
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ what's wrong with us
Foods with _TWITTER-ENTITY_ is never a dull moment lol
I hope that place freezes over .
s/o to _TWITTER-ENTITY_ for probably making me pee a little from all of the funny faces she makes in her pictures ! Sit next to me in HR !
Emily and I pass notes to each other in class and then wonder why we get the grades we do
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ well redo it soon if you want I done pretty good considering how much blonde was in it oh and I'm not a beautician
Trying to get Colton to clean my room
way too tired to clean my room - nap time , possible driving lesson w daly , then my room ... maybe .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ WELLLL than maybe you should wake up when I tell you too
Man I know I got my laugh in today looking at some people show spirit
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ YES HIS NAME IS ACTUALLY TOWN . No he made a dumb name just like you
Hahaha omg _TWITTER-ENTITY_ is so ratchet she thought the cab took her to summit mall
Of course AVE doesn't take cover when the naders are comin right to her ... Thank god they didn't hit
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ easy there potty mouth
The fact that Mark Fox was in the _TWITTER-ENTITY_ made the game 10 times better
\why black ppl say ax instead of ask " "
Holy drama on twitter last night !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ is serious about his pickles
Money don't even care about protecting himself he knows this cat can't touch him ...
Fuck is this boy wearing a bell for ✋
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ definitely
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ well that's pretty embarrassing
As dale and Danny favorited that and they're both in the same class as me right now ..
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I stay in tears like 40 minutes later
I thought that tweet said i love chocolate cover boys
\Who's playing that music !? " Says spencer , the boy with the earbuds in his nose blasting music "
Chaz reminds me of a red headed version of my uncle Steve
Anyone who knows me knows who my subtweets are about today hahaha
I highly suggest Bad Grandpa
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahahahahhahahaha so happy !! I'm dying
\Atleast you were in the pool . Just being in the pool burns calories . #zarahfacts " _TWITTER-ENTITY_ "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ #goodone
It's crazy how people could be so fake .
Why do all the foreigners like my photos on instagram , creeps me out
\That kinda weird shit only happens to you Sam , like not everyone else . " #fml _TWITTER-ENTITY_ "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ oh and instead of looking at one game let's compared . The last 14 they've played against each other . Brady 10 Manning 4
You have everyone congratulating Stang football meanwhile all the swimmers are tweeting about how screwed we are for a double tomorrow
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ lol my friends always complain about that too we should actually all hangout soon ... Like you me Mitch and whoever else
How did Anna know where I live
I'm such a bitch , I don't know how I have friends
Her hair is completely white
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ that snapchat was awesome
It's like a lion and a tiger mixed
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ yes we do !
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ mainly Kyle
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you crack me up
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ I can confirm this . I mean .. I've been to then . haha
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ hahahah luhh it
The picture of _TWITTER-ENTITY_ tweaking in English class really is too much .....
I cannot go into \way office-supply " without examining every single pen , especially the purple ones !!! ✒✒✒ #Pen fanatic "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ the dog food in the background❤
tamiah was twerking in target tonight was funnnn .
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ haha that sucks even more
Your subtweets are super obvious . #js
When my brother says thinks like \get Ranchy with it " "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ OMG I can't handle this
Haha this song makes me so weak from my freshman year
Chappell show & gt ; & gt ; & gt ;
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ haha I forgot about that ! I haven't talked to any of them in awhile either
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ that name
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I suck at painting my nails too
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ lmao I love this
Gonna become a WWE diva .
Goofiest looking couple I've ever seen
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ Hahahaha
I could talk to Siri all day
I'm getting a kick out of joking with _TWITTER-ENTITY_ this morning !
Getting gas with my mom & amp ; my dads girlfriend pulls up right next to us . #seeya
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ haha I'm sorry , I shouldn't laugh . But that sucks haha
So softball team gave me the nickname D-Wheels lol it's a lot better than tootsie or Kelsis name UglyRooRoo
I've been sitting on my couch for 20 minutes just picking my split ends so bored
I love Tayler and Halie for doing that
She's a dumb bitch and ugly dumb bitch at that !!
Hahahahahaha oh my god this is to freaking funny !!!!!!!!!
Good luck with life acting like that . ✌
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ life of a white girl !!!
The convos _TWITTER-ENTITY_ and I have are too goofy
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ don't ask me
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ Our team this year : Offense gets the ball we score . Their offense gets the ball ... we score .. It's just one big process
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I did !
Momo just fucking swerved and ditched these people in the McDonald's line
Girl is telling me how gross it is when people eat in class . Instantly thought of me whipping out burritos from my purse during AP English
Missed that free throw by two feet
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ oh please .. #CowboysNation
To be honest last night is a blur ... Only Marycarmen remembers what happened
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ \She had that baby out of her biscuit . " "
all my mom ever says when i order something is \oh honey you need to stop that .. " she aint even mad "
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I made a special vine for you
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ goodnight ❤
Let's play a game who can guess how many other nursing majors Craig is texting about 310 right now
you're hated ...
Taylor and I's conversation & gt ;
\I don't even know who the civil war was between . " Oh my , Raeann ... Love you . "
But really though , he made my night
Being the DD and watching drunk people interact is probably the funniest thing ever
Wants some knee pads
#HighSchoolMemories playing Zumi-Zumi not only in choir but across the lunch room #WeWereLegit
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ how'd it go ?!
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ lol ok taher thx for the advice
Omg _TWITTER-ENTITY_ right now is on point !
the snap chats i got from _TWITTER-ENTITY_ last night & gt ; & gt ; & gt ;
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ is going to town right now on yuppies . I'm dying
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ why am I not surprised ?
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ you get more detentions then anyone I've ever met boy
“ _TWITTER-ENTITY_ : I hate when people favorite my tweets , I dunno if it's like a secret message or something . ” yes omg .
Dressed up in 80's workout clothes and dancing to retro music with my dad's college students this is so fun
_TWITTER-ENTITY_ I somehow tweeted without looking . I don't even know .